NH

NH is a character on Show. He is an anthropomorphic, talking wolf and is the pet of Rack. He is loosely based on user New Heathera.
==Appearance==
Like most wolves, NH is nude and has gray fur. However, when relaxing, he wears a red robe, reading glasses and has a pipe in his mouth that blows bubbles. NH also has brown eyes and clearly decaying teeth, being colors such as yellow or even green.
==Personality==
NH is evil, convinced he will take over the world one day. He is also homicidal, nearly killing mayor US and Rack. NH has strong hatred for squirrels and clothing, especially the latter; he usually eats squirrels right when they appear and tries to take clothes off whenever forced to wear them. 
Although he is clearly the smartest of the main characters, he has very poor hygiene, as mentioned; he does not enjoy water, his teeth have fallen out from being brushed (though this was mainly a gag), and has almost no idea how to do simple self-chores, such as clipping off nails. He also has a tendency to talk to himself, even pointing this out on occasion.
A running gag in the series is NH often giving in to his canine tendencies despite his intellect, such as wanting a walk and using a fire hydrant.
==Relationships==
===Rack===
"Just go sulk in your pillow already." – NH, "NH Rules All"
It is established in "Can't You Just Fetch?" that NH has been owned by Rack since the former was a puppy. "The Tale of a Wolf" elaborates further on how Rack and NH met: NH was mistaken for a puppy and taken to a pet store. Upon seeing NH, Rack was enamored by the wolf pup and adopted him. 
Over the years, he has taken care of NH as a pet owner, sometimes to the point of being a doting mother. But Rack's heart is in the right place, and even NH knows that, though he won't admit it.
Early on in the series, Rack genuinely believes NH is a dog, even after NH tells him multiple times he is a wolf. As such, he often called him "doggie," to NH's annoyance. Over time, however, he starts recognizing NH is indeed a wolf, calling him "wolfie" instead. NH, who more often than not addresses Rack as "human," tends to be sarcastic and biting towards Rack's cheerful personality, with the latter either ignoring him or oblivious to the rude comments.
===US===
"We barely talk to each other and I don't like you!" – NH, "Race of the Idiots"
It is uncertain when NH and US met each other, as they did not interact in the flashback episode "The Tale of a Wolf," and is therefore the last person he met of the core group.
As NH vows to be mayor of USVille, he views US as more of an adversary than friend. Viewing her as more idiotic than Rack, he has tried in vain to incapacitate her in some way in order to reach his goal, which rarely if ever succeeds. Their "friendship," if you could call it that, is strained in "Race of the Idiots" when NH beats US in a landslide during the mayoral election, though as NH committed voter fraud, US is mayor again at the end of the episode.
However, the two form an unlikely bond in "Circular Heavy Torture Device" after venting to each other how annoying Rack can be. NH is noticeably not as harsh towards US after the fact, but still views her as an annoyance and in the way of his goal.
===Rig===
"Why did I pick you as my servant?" – NH, "The Toast Burner of Doom"
NH and Rig have known each other ever since NH was put in the pet shop. Rig was one of several puppies there, and annoyed NH to no end with her long, drawn out conversations and nonsensical thinking. He even viewed being domesticated as preferable than listening more to Rig.
However, Rig followed Rack and NH to Rack's house, and as NH accepted he couldn't get rid of Rig, he told Rig to play a "game": Rig would be NH's "evil intern" for the rest of her life.
NH and Rig are polar opposites, as Rig is childish, incompetent as an assistant and often is part of foiling NH's plans unintentionally, thus providing much of the humor in their dynamic.
==Quotes==
*"Something that doesn't involve you." – Speaking to Rack, "Darkness"
*"I do. It's about a wolf mastermind surrounded by idiots who thinks he's an innocent little doggie." – NH breaking the fourth wall, "Ghosty Doom"
*"More of what? Your stupidity?" – Speaking to US, "Circular Heavy Torture Device"
*"They're conspiring to destroy me from the inside with shrunken down uncles?!" – NH about Rack and US talking about New Hampshire, "A Pointless Episode"
*"But seriously, if any of you mention it again, I'll kill you in your sleep." – NH referring to the fact he saved his friends, "No, I Don't Want Any Soy Sauce"
*"Dead, rotting squirrels would do a better job than her." – NH regarding US' mayoral duties, "Dirt Mound Valley"
==Trivia==
*It was revealed in "The Tale of a Wolf" the reason NH wants to take over the world is because he was picked on by his fellow wolves as a wolf pup, being the runt of the litter.
*Although he only thought of himself as a spider in "Spider Wolf," he maintains his web (in actuality, Rack's clothes) as a bed for the rest of the series, thinking nothing of it.
*He states in "The Toast Burner of Doom" that his plans have failed 1,251 times.
*NH often eats sandwiches while brainstorming or during the creation of inventions.
*"No, I Don't Want Any Soy Sauce" reveals NH has an IQ of 198, making him a true genius.
*NH shows in "Yes, We're Doing Time Travel; Problem?" that he received his driver's license that day.
==Episode Appearances==
NH holds the distinction of being the only main character to have appeared in all episodes and segments.
===Season 1===
*"The Mystery of the Lost Cake" (debut)
*"Why Rack Does Stuff for US"
*"NH Rules All"
*"Stories of Randomness" (all three segments)
*"Spider Wolf"
*"Can't You Just Fetch?"
*"The Toast Burner of Doom"
*"Fighting with Wolves"
*"Are You Serious?"
*"Darkness"
*"Fail Brick"
*"Race of the Idiots"
*"NH and this Other Wolf"
*"Ghosty Doom"
*"The Tale of a Wolf"
===Season 2===
*"The New Guy"
*"All I Want for Christmas is to Shoot Santa"
*"This is Not a Musical: Seriously, It's Not"
*"Stories of Randomness II" (all four segments)
*"Muskles"
*"Circular Heavy Torture Device"
*"A Pointless Episode"
*"Rackcoon"
*"Zaniacs"
*"Pastus"
*"The Horrible Doctor Ep" (cameo)
*"No, I Don't Want Any Soy Sauce"
*"Dirt Mound Valley"
*"No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service"
*"Yes, We're Doing Time Travel; Problem?"
===Season 3===
*"The 1 Dollar Scam"
*"History Class Taken to a New Level"
*"Rig"
*"Stories of Randomness III" (all segments currently posted)
*"A Wolf in Alien's Clothing"
*"Waste Money, Die Better"
*"Who's That Guy?"
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