Gummy Bear

Gummy Bear is a morbidly obese, yet hyperactive pile of green jelly made to resemble that of a bear, he is most notable for his overly annoying earworm song he made back in 2006 and still brings it up to this day, so he can have it get stuck inside people’s heads in hope of making them asplode, his methods on making the song as earwormy as possible usually involves the music video, where he does lots of “funny movements” to get the viewers attention as he shakes his filthy ass at the screen while wearing nothing but underwear and shoes, this also allows him to get away with misdeeds he’d likely get arrested for if he ever did it in person. Gummy Bear's arch-nemesis is Kummipea, who is a superior composer than him. He stars in his own shame called Obey Gummy Bear, Destroy Kummipea!.
Gummy Bear is quite the attention seeker, but not the “I’M GOING TO DIE” kind, more like the “HEY LOOK AT ME” kind, going as far as to even make his appearance stare-worthy, with his unhygienic buttocks sticking out of his sweaty underwear, and his weird looking beard that’s apparently supposed to be his sugar crusted lips, but the carpet texture says otherwise, not to mention the songs he makes besides the one he plays 24/7, despite his music being targeted towards children, he made some pretty disturbing ones like “Do You Think I’m Sexy?” and “Touch Me”, with the latter implying he is doing things to a little child he really SHOULD NOT do, as a little girl’s laughter is playing while Gummy Bear sings about anal sex.
Because of his wacky shenanigans, Gummy Bear is easily able to affect the minds of feeble minds, like what he did with his KrazyGummy channel dedicated to editing quirky effects onto his music videos, an example being “Bubble Up in French and Spanish + Orange + Chipmunk + Reverse Fisheye + Fast + Backwards + ROBO VOICE + XTREME + WARPED + TRIPPY + SPAGHETTI” meant to overstimulate the mind, making them 1,000 times more stupid then they already are, similar to videos where they take different versions of the gummy bear song and have them all play at once, then label them as 15 GUMMY BEARS 36 GUMMY BEARS 106 GUMMY BEARS and so on, but those are made by the poor children affected by Gummy Bear’s idiosyncratic brainwashing rather than the Gummy Bear himself.
While Gummy Bear can’t brainwash every single person in the world, since people with IQ above -2 exist, he can still affect them in their dreams with “The Gummy Bear Nightmare”, which is actually less severe than it seems, because the nightmare itself just makes the victim perform the Gummy Bear song with almost the exact same movement as the Gummy Bear does, with the victim waking up from the madness like GB does at the end of the music video, this was first performed on Mario, but would then spread on other people such as Sonic, the Among Us crewmate, and even the legendary Captain 0 himself, the nightmare doesn’t kill the victim nor affect them in anyway, as they are completely fine as soon as it ends, however, Gummy Bear is able to record their nightmares and use them to lure little kids who want to see their other favourite characters do the ritual. They quit doing stuff in 2019, and erased everything except for the theme song from existence.
== Theme Song ==
== Gallery ==
File:DummyBear.png|Fanart made by one of the many kiddies infected by Gummy's presence, likely also infected by Greeny Phatom
File:GummySad.png|Rare photo of Gummy Bear before the facelift (photographer presumed dead)
File:GummyAss.jpg|One of Gummy Bear's nudes
File:GummyCaptain.gif|Captain 0 in the Gummy Bear nightmare, this is canon, deal with it, you N00b
File:Gummy-booty-shake.gif|Gummy Bear shaking his bum. How disrespectful!
File:GummyBearTauntingKummipea.png|Gummy Bear taunting Kummipea.
File:Kummipea.png|Kummipea
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