Sup Muck Boar Fizz

Sup Muck Boar Fizz is the sixty-third episode of Evan Billion: F.I.N.D. Adventure.
==Plot==
Evan and the gang were in the base, having a fudge contest. Indetal punched Evan.
(Evan): Fudge.
(Indetal): Fudgity fudge fudgemuffins.
Fuge flew to the ceiling and shut off his flight. He fell and hit the ground hard.
(Fudge, uh, I mean Fuge): FUDGE! FUDGY! SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO FUDGY!
Radius got an idea, and flew into the kitchen. After a while, an explosion was heard, and a large pile of fudge flooded the house.
(Radius): There's a fudger starting in my heart
Reaching a fever fudge, it's fudging me out the dark chocolate
Finally I can eat you chocolate brown
Go 'head and sell fudge out and I'll lay your shipped chocolate bare
See how I leave with every piece of chocolate of you
Don't underestimate the fudge that I will eat
There's a fudger starting in my heart
Reaching a fever fudge
And it's fudging me out the dark chocolate
The bites of your fudge remind me of us
They keep me thinking that we almost ate it all
The bites of your fudge, they leave me full
I can't help eating
We could have ate it all
(You're gonna wish you never had ate me)
Fudging in the deep
(Bites are gonna form, fudging in the deep)
You had my fudge inside your mouth
(You're gonna wish you never had ate me)
And you ate it, to the bite
(Bites are gonna form, fudging in the deep)
Baby, I have no fudge to be eaten
But I've ate one on you
And I'm gonna make your head gone
Think of me in the bites of your despair
Make some fudge down there
As my fudge won't be shared
(You're gonna wish you never had ate me)
The bites of your fudge remind me of us
(Bites are gonna form, fudging in the deep)
They keep me thinking that we almost ate it all
(You're gonna wish you never had ate me)
The bites of your fudge, they leave me full
(Bites are gonna form, fudging in the deep)
I can't help feeling
We could have ate it all
(You're gonna wish you never had ate me)
Fudging in the deep
(Bites are gonna form, fudging in the deep)
You had my fudge inside your mouth
(You're gonna wish you never had ate me)
And you ate it, to the bite
(Bites are gonna form, fudging in the deep)
Could have ate it all
Fudging in the deep
You had my fudge inside your mouth
But you ate it, with a biting
Throw your fudge through every open mouth
Count your Kisses to find what you crave for
Turn my sorrow into treasured gold chocolate
You'll eat me back in kind and reap just what you've sown
(You're gonna wish you never had ate me)
We could have ate it all
(Bites are gonna form, fudging in the deep)
We could have ate it all
(You're gonna wish you never had ate me)
It all, it all, it all
(Bites are gonna form, fudging in the deep)
We could have ate it all
(You're gonna wish you never had ate me)
Fudging in the deep
(Bites are gonna form, fudging in the deep)
You had my fudge inside your mouth
(You're gonna wish you never had ate me)
And you ate it to the bite
(Bites are gonna form, fudging in the deep)
We could have ate it all
(You're gonna wish you never had ate me)
Fudging in the deep
(Bites are gonna form, fudging in the deep)
You had my fudge inside of your mouth
(You're gonna wish you never had ate me)
But you ate it
You ate it
You ate it
You ate it to the bite.
(Evan): And the winner is....... Atedele! For making a song that can be parodied chocolate-wise so easily.
A noise of energy was heard outside, and Evan and all of the gang rushed outside. A figure that looked like a Gourmand but with an awesome mustache and a not-so-awesome hat flew out, and the portal closed.
Theme song!
(Indetal): Hey! It's a Gourmand! I used to have a Gourmand friend on Petropia, but Zkare didn't like him because Gourmands cancel out the powers of Ectonurites.
(Evan): ????????????
(Indetal): It's complicated.
(Zkare): Tongues.....and burping......everywhere!
(Evan): If Gourmands cancel out the powers of Ectonurites, how is Zkare flying?
(Normand): What's a Gourmand? I'm a Normand.
(Evan): Hey, I read about a dimension that was parodied from this dimension. Normands must be parodies of Gourmands.
(Normand): Normands are not parodies of Gourmands. Gourmands are parodies of Normands. And by the way, my name is Puncheater.
(Evan): Why are you here, Puncheater?
(Puncheater): SUPER ATTACKING ATTACKY ATTACK TIME!
Puncheater flew forwards super fast and created a large sonic clap that sent all of them flying backwards. The gang attacked, and Evan transformed into Rollerboaster. He sonic screeched at the ground, sending him up. He turned into a rollercoaster and rode through air, hitting Puncheater. But Puncheater flew back up, and created a powerful punch. He flew around, avoiding lasers and diamonds. Then Indetal created a large diamond, which Puncheater destroyed, and turned it into an energy whip. He repeatedly whipped everyone, and Evan shot his fingers at the whip, cutting it. Then, the part he cut fell to the ground, and Evan sliced it up and gave a piece to everyone. They repeatedly whipped Puncheater, who turned his whip into a shield, then turned it into a large dodgeball and threw it on everyone. It knocked them out. Puncheater stretched his arm to wrap up Evan and the gang, then flew them away.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
When all of the gang woke up, they were tied to wooden poles and the poles were getting shredded by a shredder.
(Puncheater): I shall kill all of you with my awesomeness.
(Evan): We are great heroes.
(Puncheater): Then I guess that makes me a great villain.
(Evan): Don't kill us.
(Puncheater): WTFUDGE THAT WAS A STUPID COMMENT
(Evan): NU U
(Puncheater): U, FU!
While they were arguing, Indetal was cutting his pole with a diamond.
(Puncheater): I'm so awesome, I can knock you to the next few seconds!
(Evan): I'm so awesome, I can knock you to the next minute!
(Puncheater): Me so awshum, me knock u 2 next hour.
(Evan): Day!
(Puncheater): Week!
(Evan): I'd like to see you try.
Puncheater built up punching power. While that happened, Indetal jumped forward and punched him. Then, Indetal grabbed some extra ropes and tied Puncheater to his pole. Then, he freed the others.
(Indetal): And to make sure you don't escape..........
Indetal found some corks, and plugged up Puncheater's ears. Then he found a super tight blindfold and put it over Puncheater's mouth. He took a super strong clothespin and plugged up Puncheater's nose. Then he found a bag of jumbo-size cottonballs and put them in Puncheater's mouth.
(Evan): I wonder who would leave a bunch of random objects around a death dungeon of doom and despair.
(Indetal): Some psycho maniac who fell into a trash can on their head when they were born.
(Evan): LOOL
(Zkare): LOOL
(Radius): LOOL
(Indetal): I personally didn't think it was that funny.
(Evan): Wanna see something funny?
Evan tried to turn into Axxident, but instead, turned into Useless.
(Evan): The brains and the brawns are the chess pieces and pawns but if you wanna find a doe and fawn then you better get those dirty shoes off my lawn! Put it up, put it down, throw it in a mime's mouth and slap a clown! Punch 'em in the head, throw a boulder in their face, make them eat some mice and tie him up with a long shoelace! And after all that, why don't you just hit 'em with a mace! By the way, this is NOT a song. Repeating, this is NOT a song. But this is.
Dancing dancing in the rain
Trying to find my friend again
Climbing up a tree and looking around
'Till I see someone dancing in the town
Then I go and go into the background
For sure it's my friend, and we hug and hug
Then we play tug-of-war and war-of-tug
(Indetal): That was a really short song.
(Evan): Don't believe everything you see on TV.
(Indetal): Huh?
(Evan): Shhhhhhh.
(Indetal): Rip-off.
(Evan): Rip-off.
(Indetal): Rip-off.
(Evan): This whole show: Rip-off.
Puncheater's pole went into the shredder and shredder the pole and items, but Puncheater flew up.
(Puncheater): NO ONE DEFEATS THE NORRIS!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Puncheater created several large punches that damaged the team a lot. Then, he turned the floor into lava. Evan transformed.
(Evan): PYROLOGY!
Evan created low heat fire mattresses to rise Indetal and Nanon to the surface. The others flew. Then, he made the ceiling above Puncheater explode, but Puncheater directed the rubble away from him. He shaped the rubble into arrows, and made them fly at Evan and the gang. Evan shot fire, Indetal shot crystals, and Zkare, Nanon, Radius, and Fuge shot lasers at the arrows, but Puncheater made more. Evan created a huge wave of lava and it melted all the arrows and rubble. Evan created a fire bat and ball, and hit the ball at Puncheater. Puncheater made the ball and bat fade away, then took away oxygen in the area and at the same time, made an earthquake. When it seemed like the gang were about to die, Evan got an idea and scanned Puncheater. Then he transformed.
(Evan): UPCHUCK NORRIS!
Evan stopped the earthquake and made it possible to breathe. Then, he created a huge punch impact ball and made it fly at Puncheater. Puncheater created a large shield, then made it turn into a volcano/dinosaur/fungus/boomerang monster.
(Indetal): Epic.
The monster created powerful fire breath, but Evan covered himself in water armor. Then, he trapped the monster in a stone ball cage. The monster shot lava from his hands to melt the stone, then bit Evan's hand with poisonous teeth. Evan took off his arm and made a portal. A Gourmand came out. Evan removed the Gourmand's arm, put it where his arm was, put his old arm where the Gourmand's old arm was, and pushed the Gourmand through the portal. It closed. Evan hypnotized the monster into being a pet, then he teleported him back to the base. Evan and Puncheater engaged in hand-to-hand combat, then Evan made a rope appear. He tied up Puncheater in a weird knot and pushed him to the ground. Puncheater tried to fly up, but couldn't.
(Puncheater): What happened?
(Evan): That's a little knot I'd like to call the power neutralizing knot.
Evan punched Puncheater in the face and threw him into a sewer full of bacon grease coated rabid hot pink bunnies that like pie.
(Indetal): Rip-off.
(Evan): Shut up.
(Indetal): What should we name the dinosaur?
(Evan): Umm, Igno. 'Cause he looks like Igno from Fossil Fighters.
(Indetal): I like it.
Evan made Ship Gne come and it picked them all up. Evan turned back to normal, and Nanon started flying them back towards Jupiter. But Igno bit the fuel line, and Ship Gne started crashing down.
(Evan): It's Rocket all over again.
Evan turned into Add-and-Blast, and added a few parts around the ship to himself. He went off the ship and used zero gravity and the fact that he's an alien to fly in front of the ship. He used rocket boosters to fly around, and used a strong magnet to attract the ship and put it back on track. He saw fuel flying out into space, so he used a vacuum tool to suck it up and put it all in the fuel tank. He shot bullets around a piece of metal for it to stop the fuel from going out again, then he put a small forcefield around the fuel tank. He went back in Ship Gne, and turned back to normal. Nanon went to the Billiontrix, fused with it, waited a while, and unfused with it.
(Nanon): I put a lock on Upchuck Norris. You have other good aliens.
(Evan): THANK YOU. Our creator hates him.
(Nanon): Wait a minute. If Ultimatehero hates Upchuck Norris, why did he make you use him in the first place?
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(Indetal): Rip-off.
THE END
==Characters==
*Evan Levin
*Indetal
*Fuge
*Radius
*Zkare
*Nanon
*Igno
===Villains===
*Puncheater
===Aliens Used===
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