Shanghaied (Episode)

== Spongebob's ending ==
(Screen fades to the front of Patchy's house as the camera slowly zooms in)
Hosted by Spongebob's number one fan,
(Screen fades to the front door, with the camera still slowly zooming in)
Patchy the Pirate.
(The camera stops zooming in as Patchy opens the door to greet the viewers)
Patchy: Ahoy, fellow fanatics! Welcome to "Patchy's Pick". Why don't you come on back to the galley, I'm cooking up a real treat for you today.
(We cut over to Potty the parrot)
Potty: Boring!
Patchy: Well, if it isn't my less-than-amusing sidekick, Potty the Parrot. Potty, say hello to the nice people.
Potty: Help! I'm being held here against my will. Help!
Patchy: Argh! (Potty suddenly flies right out of the shot, then Patchy sputters.) Potty, come back!
(In the next shot, Patchy enters his living room.)
Potty? (Opens his eye patch and looks both ways) Potty? (Closes his eye patch) Where'd you go?
(In the next shot, Patchy looks at the camera from inside a cannon.)
Potty? You in there, buddy?
(Patchy crawls in and gets closer and closer to the screen)
Potty? Potty?
(We cut to outside the cannon, Potty has just lit the fuse as he laughs tauntingly.)
Potty: Squawk! Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha! Ha!
(In the next shot, the cannon is rolled to the open window. Patchy's feet are shown wiggling.)
Patchy (From inside the cannon): Get me out of here, you scurvy bird!
[BOOM!]
(The cannon shoots Patchy who screams as he is fired. In the next shot, Patchy is still screaming as he flies through the air and falls into the roof of another house. The house tilts right and sinks down as bubbles rise from the area.)
(In the next shot, Patchy is covered in ashes and hops into the doorway. Patchy seems to be back in his jolly mood.)
Patchy: Now, what was I saying?
(Screen cuts to a projector counting down from 5 to 3)
Patchy (Off-screen): Roll the cartoon!
(Screen fades to black)
Spongebob (Off-screen): Mmm, "Kelpo. With one of eight essential prizes inside!".
(Spongebob pours all the cereal into his bowl, covering up his view. Later, his digs his hands into the cereal, only to find no prize. In the next shot, Spongebob walks to the screen picking up the cereal box. As he dumps a little more out, a small hum sound plays as a cloud flies out and vanishes. Spongebob slams the box in frustration and a giant anchor lands in front of him.)
Spongebob (On-screen, shocked): Holy shrimp!
(We cut to outside the pineapple. We can see the anchor crashed through Spongebob's roof.)
Spongebob (Points to the Ship): Oh My God
Rock T Puss: hey Spongebob and Patrick, the sky have a anchor
Spongebob: yeah, i know
Patrick: something we know, but sometimes we don't know
Rock T Puss: Patrick is Right, Why don't we go climb its anchor rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away.
(The rope connected to the anchor pulls it away from Spongebob's roof, now busting a hole on the side of Gary)
Rock T. Puss (Calling sad): Now look what we done!
Spongebob: We didn't do it. (Sticks out his hands as Patrick and Rock T Puss does) Our hands are clean.
(The screen focuses on Patrick and Spongebob's hand sparkling)
Patrick (Off-screen): Clean.
(In the next shot, Rock T Puss walks up the roof and grabs a hold of the rope.)
Patrick: Well, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this thing.
Spongebob (Off-screen): Wouldn't that be the top?
(Patrick looks up at Spongebob and Rock T. Puss We cut to them looking up, then we cut back to Patrick two seconds later. Patrick lowers his eyebrows and starts climbing. In the next shot, Spongebob and Patrick run after Rock T Puss.)
(Spongebob and Patrick make it to the roof and start climbing, Spongebob first, Patrick second.)
(We cut to the trio climbing up, with the camera slowly following them. Then we cut to Spongebob.)
Spongebob: (Points up) Ship!
Patrick: Spongebob, how long are you gonna stay in your little fantasy world?
Spongebob: No, look!
(Camera flies up to reveal The Flying Dutchman's pirate ship floating in the night sky)
Spongebob (Off-screen): A giant ship!
(Screen cuts back to the three on the rope)
Rock T. Puss (Mad): Great! Let's go! (Shakes his fist) Now I can finally give this anchor-dropper a piece of my mind.
Spongebob: I don't know, Rock T. Puss.
Spongebob (Off-screen): That ship has a spooky green glow around it.
(Screen cuts back to the three on the rope)
Rock T. Puss: That's probably because its good-for-nothing owner is too lazy to clean, (Climbs up until he's out of the shot) or drop its anchors in the right place.
(Spongebob and Patrick climb after Rock T. Puss)
Spongebob (While climbing up): Squid, wait!
(We cut to Rock T. Puss getting onto the ship first, a few seconds later, Spongebob and Patrick's eyes slide up as they watch Rock T. Puss.)
Rock T. Puss (Mad): Alright! Who owns this crate?
(Rock T. Puss walks left, the next shot reveals an "OWNER" sign. The camera zooms out revealing two closed doors with a doorbell. Rock T Puss walks up to the door) Come on out!
Rock T. Puss (While angrily knocking the door): I wanna file a complaint!
(We cut over to Rock T Puss, he turns right and looks up. The next shot reveals a tattered sail with a skull and two swords underneath. Then we cut back to Rock T Puss and Patrick.)
Spongebob: Doesn't this place seem familiar?
Patrick: I don't know. Why?
Spongebob: I don't know. Doesn't it just kind of ring a bell?
(On that pun, we cut to Rock T. Puss ringing the doorbell repeatedly until we cut back to Spongebob and Patrick.)
Patrick: Yes.
Spongebob: I know who owns this boat, (Spongebob walks left, passing by a barrel saying "PROPERTY OF THE FLYING DUTCHMAN".) but I just can't place the name.
(After Spongebob blinks two times, we cut back to Rock T Puss angrily knocking. Just then, the Flying Dutchman busts through the doors with a ghostly roar. The screen flashes during a thunderclap.)
Flying Dutchman (Roaring): AH-OOH-AH!
Spongebob: No, no, it's not... (Imitating the Flying Dutchman's roar) "AH-OOH-AH-OOH-AH-OOH!".
Flying Dutchman (Voice echoing): I am The Flying Dutchman!
(Screen flashes during a thunderclap)
Spongebob (In realization): That's it! Squidward, this ship belongs to the Red Baron.
(The Flying Dutchman is confused at first, but then scowls at Rock T. Puss as the screen flashes during more thunderclap noises.)
Flying Dutchman (Mad) (Voice echoing): Who dares be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman's own lair?
(Spongebob and Patrick shrugging)
Flying Dutchman (Mad) Who dares be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman's own lair?
Flying Dutchman (Mad) (Voice echoing): Who dares be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman's own lair? Tell Me, or y'all get burned
Spongebob (In realization): It's Squidward. (Points to Squidward) He wants to complain to you.
(The Flying Dutchman gets closer to Rock T. Puss as the screen flashes, his glare makes Squidward start feeling nervous.)
Rock T Puss (Nervously): I... I..., no, I don't. I...
Spongebob: Well, what about all that stuff you said about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all?
ROck T. Puss (Nervously smiling): (Laughs embarrassingly and tugs the neck of his shirt) I never said that.
Flying Dutchman (Mad): Insulting a man's ship, be worse than insulting his mother!
Spongebob: No, no, wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship.
(The Flying Dutchman enters the shot from the left, and blows his nose at Rock T. Puss, making green fire burn him. Squidward screams he gets roasted.)
Rock T. Puss (Burnt): Ow.
Flying Dutchman (Mad): (Plugs one side of his nose again) You're next!
(Spongebob and Patrick scream, and they jump off the boat. The camera cuts to Spongebob and Patrick falling from the sky.)
Spongebob and Patrick (While falling): That was a close one!
(They suddenly land back on the Flying Dutchman's ship)
Flying Dutchman (Smiling): Welcome back!
(Spongebob and Patrick's scream is reused, this time with Spongebob's eye popping out, and Patrick's head forming a steam whistle above his eyes. They jump off the boat again, and the same animation of Spongebob and Patrick falling from the sky is reused.)
Spongebob (While falling): (To Patrick) That was a closer one!
(They suddenly land back on the Flying Dutchman's ship)
Flying Dutchman (Smiling): Welcome back!
(Spongebob and Patrick's scream is reused, this time with just Spongebob and Patrick jumping off the boat.)
Jovy Cowboy (Mad): Hey, how come when they act up, all they get is the welcome wagon? If you ask me, it's...
(screams as he gets scorched again by the Flying Dutchman. "Meep" is reused.)
Jovi Cowboy (Burnt): Meep
(Spongebob and Patrick fall and land next to Squidward. The Flying Dutchman's first "Welcome back!" is reused.)
Flying Dutchman (Smiling): Welcome back! So, are you gonna try that again?
Patrick: Probably.
Paul Sharton (off-screen): Are You Going to the Chum Bucket.
Spongebob: No.
Paul Sharton: Oh, Well I Guess I...
(The Flying Dutchman shoots fire from his Mouth. Paul screams as he gets scorched)
Paul Sharton (Burnt): Ouch
Flying Dutchman (Off-screen): How about now?
Patrick: Uh...
Rock T. Puss (Closes Patrick's mouth) No, no! They're not! (Smiles that he didn't get burned again) Whew! (Rock T. Puss screams as he gets scorched again. His "Ow." is reused.) Ow.
(The next shot reveals The Flying Dutchman holding a Ghost Rule Book in his hands)
Flying Dutchman: Now listen.
(The flying Dutchman puts a monocle on his right eye and opens the book while clearing his throat. A fly flies out of the book.)
"Whosoever sets foot on the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited or otherwise, shall become members of his ghostly crew forever!" (Closes the book, but slightly opens it to read the last part he forget to read.) "And", uh... "ever.".., ever, Ghostly Nerds will be showing their butts (Closes the book)
Rock T. Puss: Will we be business cards?
Flying Dutchman (Off-screen): (Scorches Rock T. Puss and makes him scream again)
Flying Dutchman (On-screen): You're all part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people.
(The screen cuts to a closer shot of The Flying Dutchman's face)
It'll be grueling, mind-numbing, and repetitive. Just like... (Opens his eyes) daytime television.
Rock T Puss: ♪Oh My Everlasting Mind, Why You Treat us like Ghost Sailors♪
(We cut over to Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward. While Spongebob and Patrick smile, Paul is so Exciting, Squidward just gets angry and stands up to the Flying Dutchman.)
(Screen cuts to a more distant shot of the ship)
Paul Sharton: My Name is Paul Sharton
Flying Dutchman: get out of the ship
Paul Sharlton: alright, bye
Rock T. Puss (Mad): Now you listen here, mister! If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster, then you're crazy!
I mean, look at this place!
(We cut to Rock T. Puss picking up a jock strap with a green light around it. Flies can heard buzzing in the background.)
It's disgusting!
(The screen cuts to the Flying Dutchman.)
Rock T. Puss (Off-screen) (Mad): Whoever told you that having oil lamps...
(As Rock T. Puss keeps ranting, The Flying Dutchman just sighs.)
Rock T. Puss (On-screen) (Mad): next to hardwood paneling was a good id... (Flying Dutchman Off-Screen Scorched Him Again)
Rock T. Puss: Not Again
(Flying Dutchman Scorched Him Again)
(Camera follows Rock T. Puss left as the Flying Dutchman takes Squidward to a magic zipper floating in the sky)
Rock T. Puss: I suppose you're gonna show me...
(The Flying Dutchman opens the zipper, showing an orange fiery background inside.)
Oh, oh, boy. That's very nice. What is this, some kind of magic act, I love magic tricks
(The Flying Dutchman throws Rock T Puss into the zipper and Rock T Puss screams as he falls through a white ghostly vortex in a purple background. In another shot, the camera follows Rock T Puss as he screams while falling and flailing all of his tentacles. Evil laughs can be heard as screams in this shot. Then we cut to Rock T. Puss falling away from the camera into a white light. Then as Rock T. Puss lets out another scream off-screen, we cut to Patrick and Spongebob horrified at the inside of The Fly of Despair as another evil laugh comes out.)
Flying Dutchman: (Closes the magic zipper) Would anyone else like to fall down The Fly of Despair?
Spongebob (Scared): No! We know our place now, Mr. Dutchman!
Patrick (Scared): We'll do anything you say!
Flying Dutchman: Then, for starters, you can... (Hands Spongebob a mop and Patrick a bucket) swab the deck!
Spongebob: Look, Patrick. (Starts talking spookily) A real live ghost mop.
Patrick: And I got this hat!
Flying Dutchman (Off-screen): Now, listen!
(Spongebob and Patrick turn right)
Flying Dutchman (On-screen): We're heading down to Bikini Bottom tonight for a little haunting spree. So I want this ship, (Rolls up one sleeve, à la Rosie the Riveter) to look good and scary!
Spongebob: You mean, you it to look good... and scary. Well, I think we can probably...
Patrick: No, no, I think he means he wants it to look so good, that it's scary.
Spongebob: Or maybe that by looking so scary, you forget that it doesn't look good. (Smiles as he closes his eyes)
Patrick: I don't get it.
(We cut to Flying Dutchman pulling one of his lower eyelids down. Clearly he doesn't need to be more specific.)
Spongebob (Off-screen): Look, it's easy, it simply means that...
[THUNDERCLAP!]
Flying Dutchman: (Loses it) NEVER MIND WHAT IT MEANS! I JUST WANT THE SHIP TO LOOK SCARY! THAT'S IT! (Smiles) You know, mold growing on the ceilings, and bugs in the sink.
Spongebob: So, you don't want this ship to look good?
[THUNDERCLAP!]
Flying Dutchman (Mad) (Voice echoing): (Leans his head into the shot from the right) GET MOVING! (Leans out of the shot)
Spongebob and Patrick (Swabbing the decks in a rush): ♪A sailor's life is a wonderful life, a wonderful life for sure!♪
(Bubbles rise reveals the Flying Dutchman's ship at night. The ghostly pirate ship flies to the city of Bikini Bottom. Then we cut to Spongebob and the Flying Dutchman in front of Patrick, who is steering the wheel of the ship.)
Flying Dutchman: What a night, be this! Crew, howl with me so that we might set the Seven Seas... ablaze with fear!
(The Flying Dutchman lets out a howl. Spongebob does an evil bleat, and then we cut to Patrick.)
Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!
(Footage and audio of the Flying Dutchman's howl, Spongebob's evil bleat, and Patrick's "Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!" are reused.)
Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!
(The Flying Dutchman is about to let another howl, but Patrick's yodeling cuts him off. The Flying Dutchman tries again, only for more of Patrick's nonsensical yodeling to cut him off again. After 6 seconds of silence, the Flying Dutchman talks.)
Flying Dutchman: (Confused) Uh... that'll do. (To Spongebob) Okay, Square One, since Pink One's working the navigation, it's up to you to find our first victim.
(The screen focuses on The Flying Dutchman's sword in his hand. Fire ignites on the sword and it magically transforms into a telescope.)
Here, use this spyglass. (Hands Spongebob the telescope, and Spongebob exits the shot as The Flying Dutchman shouts to him.) Now, hurry up! We're burning moonlight!
Spongebob: Let's see who we can find. (Spins the telescope on the ground until it stops, pointing forward.) Captain? (The Flying Dutchman flies up to Spongebob excitingly, while Spongebob points.) There's a guy we can scare.
(In the telescope's POV, we see a big green bully fish walking right while listening to rock music with his headphones. We cut back to the Dutchman, who looks rather frightened of that guy. The Flying Dutchman does a quick blow, making the telescope turn slightly to the right.)
(Now we see a blue guppy skipping left from the telescope's POV)
Billy (While skipping): I had four biscuits, and I ate one. Then I only had three.
(We cut to the Flying Dutchman and Spongebob looking forward)
Flying Dutchman: (Smiles warmly) Ah, it does me heart good to see children out after dark. (Turns to Patrick) Pink One, (Points right) take us behind those rocks.
Patrick: Moving behind the rocks! (Turns right)
(We see the Flying Dutchman's ship slowly fly into the gorge. As they go through, the bottom parts of the ship scratch off.)
Spongebob (While looking down): Keep going. You're good. You're good. You're good...
(We cut to the ship floating into the shot from the left)
Spongebob (Off-screen, voice echoing): And... stop!
(The broken ship stops dead center of the frame)
Don't worry, captain. We'll buff out those scratches.
(In the next shot, the Flying Dutchman floats up to Spongebob and Patrick from the left, entering the scene.)
Flying Dutchman (Annoyed): Argh. All right, never mind it. Just jump out when I give the signal. (Flies right until he's out of the shot)
(The next shot has the kid walking left as the camera follows him, and the camera stops as the Flying Dutchman unleashes his jump scare from inside a rock.)
[THUNDERCLAP!]
Flying Dutchman: BOO! (Billy screams in front of him)
Flying Dutchman (Off-screen): Prepare to be burdened!
(We see the Flying Dutchman's pupils gone)
Flying Dutchman (On-screen): With the haunting memory... of my ghostly ghost pirates!
(Camera flies left, revealing the field of kelp. Spongebob and Patrick missed their cue. They pop their heads out to be sure.)
Spongebob: Was that the signal?
(Spongebob and Patrick hide, with Spongebob sticking his hand out.)
Spongebob (From inside the kelp): Okay, sorry, sorry, just...just do it again.
(We cut to the Flying Dutchman annoyed. He faces the guppy and tries scaring him again as lightning strikes from the sky.)
Flying Dutchman (Voice echoing): WITH THE HAUNTING MEMORY... OF MY GHOSTLY GHOST PIRATES!
(Camera flies left, revealing the field of kelp. Spongebob and Patrick slowly walk out doing ghostly moans. Then we cut to Spongebob with his fingers and thumbs forming hoops stuck together. During his howl, he puts his hands behind his back and separates his "hoop" fingers.)
Patrick (Talking spookily): How does he doooo thaaaat?
Spongebob and Patrick (Talking spookily): Ooooooh.
Flying Dutchman (Annoyed): (Points left) Get back on my ship.
Spongebob and Patrick (Talking spookily): It's stiiiilll (Walks backwards left until they exit the shot) a mystery.
(After 3 seconds of silence, Billy talks to The Flying Dutchman.)
Billy: Those guys are dorks.
Flying Dutchman: Yes, but they're my dorks.
(We cut to the Flying Dutchman on the ship with an annoyed expression as the ship flies through the rocks)
Spongebob (Off-screen): You're good. You're good. You're good.
(We cut to a blue fish woman walking right into the frame. She stops as lightning flashes from the sky and halts dead in her tracks. The Flying Dutchman floats down as a cloud, then forms into his regular ghostly self. He breathes green fire while evilly laughing, and stops as he sees bubbles fly past him, much to the woman's amusement. The camera flies left revealing Spongebob blowing the bubbles, while Patrick waves a metal sheet.)
(We cut to the Flying Dutchman on the ship with an annoyed expression as the ship flies through the rocks. The footage, including Spongebob's "You're good. You're good. You're good." are reused.)
Spongebob (Off-screen): You're good. You're good. You're good.
(We see Larry the Lobster doing his nightly jog. The camera follows him as he runs right. As he runs by a metal wall, The Flying Dutchman pops up from inside and lets out a roar. Then, Spongebob and Patrick slam themselves into the wall, making a dent, since they can't go through solid objects.)
Spongebob and Patrick (Muffled, and in pain): Ooooooh.
(We cut to the Flying Dutchman on the ship with an annoyed expression as the ship flies through the rocks. The footage, including Spongebob's "You're good. You're good. You're good." are reused.)
Spongebob (Off-screen): You're good. You're good. You're good.
(We see an orange fish shaking in fear, and we cut to an outer shot, revealing the Flying Dutchman evilly laughing at him.)
(We cut to the Flying Dutchman as he turns his head a full 360 degrees while roaring. The fish stops shivering and he and the Flying Dutchman look left.)
(In the next shot, Spongebob and Patrick spin for three times, and go faster and faster until they teleport onto an ice rink with a giant white spotlight shining on Spongebob and Patrick. In the background, the fish cheer and take pictures of Spongebob and Patrick's performance. Spongebob and Patrick spin and skate away from the camera as the light follows them.)
(Bubbles rise revealing the outside of The Flying Dutchman's pirate ship. Then we cut to Spongebob and Patrick sitting on the bottom bunk of their bedroom.)
Spongebob: Why do you think the Dutchman asked us to wait in our bunk room?
Patrick: Maybe he's gonna give us a reward!
Spongebob: Like free movie passes?
Patrick: Or an oversized coffee mug!
(Spongebob and Patrick excitingly giggle and vibrate on the bottom bunk. The next shot reveals the Flying Dutchman flying to the doorway.)
Flying Dutchman: I've been thinking. (Angrily shouts at them) STOP BOUNCING!
(Spongebob and Patrick suddenly freeze and we cut back to the Flying Dutchman)
Sorry. Look, this whole crew for eternity thing isn't working out. It's not really you so much as it is me.
Spongebob (Confused): You're setting us free?
Flying Dutchman: Well, actually, I'm just gonna eat you. (Smiles) See you at dinner! (Closes the door and locks it)
(The next shot as Spongebob and Patrick scream in horror. Their scream from before they would jump off the ship is reused, until Patrick covers Spongebob's mouth to stop his scream.)
Patrick: (Covers Spongebob's mouth) Wait! I have an idea.
Spongebob: Really? What's that?
Patrick: Let's leave!
Spongebob: (Points to the screen) But the door is locked!
(In Spongebob's POV, his finger points to the door.)
Spongebob (Off-screen): And the only way out is through the...
(Camera rotates as Spongebob's hand points to the door to the Perfume Department)
Perfume Department!
(The camera zooms in on the Perfume Department room. For a few seconds we can see live action footage of people going by. In the background, elevator bells ring and people can be heard talking. Then we cut to Patrick with a bold face of determination.)
Patrick: Let's do it!
(Spongebob gulps. Then we cut to Patrick running in slow motion. He gets sprays with blue perfume.)
(Screen fades to Spongebob running in slow motion, he gets sprayed with pink perfume.)
(Screen fades to Patrick running through the purple clouds of perfume)
(Screen fades to Patrick running past Spongebob, as Spongebob gets sprayed with purple perfume.)
(Screen fades to Spongebob and Patrick diving forward as they are sprayed with purple and blue perfume)
(Screen fades to Patrick running in slow motion while wearing a gas mask. A hand pulls on it, and Patrick get sprayed blue perfume.)
(Screen fades to Spongebob as he coughs after being sprayed with purple perfume.)
(Screen fades to Spongebob jumping in slow motion to avoid the purple cloud on the ground, only to be sprayed by a blue cloud above.)
(Screen fades to Patrick dragging Spongebob as they are sprayed with more purple clouds of perfume. A few seconds later, we cut to a hallway. The door to the other end of the Perfume Department room opens as Spongebob and Patrick fly out of the blue perfume clouds. The door closes and Spongebob pants.)
Spongebob (Exhausted): I always hate going in there!
Patrick (Exhausted): Yeah. Me too.
(Spongebob suddenly hears the Flying Dutchman's evil laughter from a distance)
Spongebob: (Lifts Patrick's hand) Wait! Listen!
(The camera pans right, revealing the door to the Flying Dutchman's quarters.)
Flying Dutchman (Talking into a tape recording): "Dear diary, I told the boys I was going to eat them tomorrow. I made up some of that brown sauce my cousin showed me just for the occasion." (The Flying Dutchman sees his sock on his desk) "Ah! It's a good thing I found my dining sock again." (Sets the sock down and turns his chair away from the desk) "Remember the last time I lost me dining sock?"
(We cut to Spongebob and Patrick eavesdropping from behind the door)
Flying Dutchman (Talking into a tape recording) (Off-screen): "I couldn't eat for a whole week."
(We cut back to the Flying Dutchman)
Flying Dutchman (Talking into a tape recording) (On-screen): "Yes, sir, sometimes I wonder how I'd survive if anything should ever happen to..." (Stops recording and sees his sock is gone)
(The camera pans up, until we see Spongebob and Patrick's eyes looking at the window. Spongebob and Patrick zip away, and the camera follows them running left with the sock in Spongebob's hand. They stop as the Flying Dutchman rises up from under the floor.)
Flying Dutchman (Mad): Give me back my dining sock! Everyone knows I can't eat without it!
Spongebob: Never!
Flying Dutchman (Mad): Okay, then.
(The Flying Dutchman shoots a beam of fire from his nose. Spongebob opens the sock as a shield. The Flying Dutchman stops, realizing Spongebob was gonna make him burn his own sock, and inhales the fire back into his nostril. Instead, Spongebob and the Flying Dutchman get into a tug-o-war with the sock.)
Flying Dutchman (While pulling): Uh! oh! Give it to me!
[RIP!]
Spongebob (While pulling): No!
Flying Dutchman (While pulling): (Becomes horrified) Wait! You're stretching out the elastic!
Patrick: (Walks in between Spongebob and the Flying Dutchman) It would seem we have reached an impasse.
(The tug-o-war stops, making the Flying Dutchman realize Patrick's got a point.)
Flying Dutchman: Pink one is right. Tell you what. You give me back me dining sock, and I'll give you... (Gets an idea and holds up three fingers) three wishes.
Patrick: Make it five.
Flying Dutchman: (Holds up four fingers) Four!
Patrick: Three! Take it or leave it.
Flying Dutchman (Confused): Okay, uh... three.
(Now convinced, Spongebob willingly gives The Flying Dutchman his sock back.)
Spongebob: Here you go, Mr. Dutchman.
Flying Dutchman (Satisfied): Well, congratulations. (Holds up three fingers again) You get three wishes.
Spongebob (Joyously): Wow! Three wishes, Pat. Isn't that great?
Patrick (Confused): Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier.
(We cut to a clock reading 2:05 am. The big hand goes back to the 12, making it 2:00am. Then we cut back to The Flying Dutchman talking to Spongebob and Patrick.)
Flying Dutchman: Okay, you got (Holds up two fingers) two wishes left.
(Spongebob glares at Patrick, while Patrick smiles nervously with his teeth showing. Spongebob spanks him as Spongebob reverts back to his happy state.)
Spongebob: Ah well. We still have two more. How exciting! I wish Rock T. Puss
Flying Dutchman (sighs): well i guess the snail have to go
(The animations and sounds of Rock T Puss screaming and flailing his tentacles is reused, this time as Rock T. Puss falls in front of a background full of spaghetti and meatballs. A few seconds later, a vortex opens above Patrick's house and Rock T. Puss falls through it until he crash lands onto the bed of his bedroom. The camera pans down, revealing Rock T Puss laying on top of the bed. Later, he sits in a fetal position in relief.)
Rock T. Puss (Relieved): Boy, I'm glad all that's over.
(Rock T. Puss suddenly disappears. To the pluck sound, Rock T. Puss magically ends up back on The Flying Dutchman's ship, albeit in mid-air.)
Spongebob and Patrick: Rock T. Puss! (Rock T. Puss lands onto the floor in shock) You're back!
Spongebob: Guess what? The Dutchman gave us (Shows three fingers) three wishes! (Holds up one finger) Rock T. Puss used the first one, and I... (Suddenly talks in realization after opening another finger) guessed I just used the second one.
Rock T. Puss (Mad): Well, then the last one, you owe me, because you got me back into this mess!
Patrick (Mad): Wait! I think it belongs to me!
(As Spongebob and Patrick argue, their dialouge overlaps.)
Spongebob (Mad): Well, that's not right because...
Patrick (Mad): Because I didn't really get a real wish!
(Rock T. Puss joins in on the argument)
Rock T. Puss (Mad): No, it's mine!
Rock T. Puss (Mad): So why should you get a wish...
(As the three argue for the next four seconds, The Flying Dutchman has had it and makes lightning strike from the sky as he yells.)
[THUNDERCLAP!]
Flying Dutchman: THAT'S ENOUGH! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish.
(The Flying Dutchman starts pointing Rock T. Puss, Patrick, and Spongebob's heads forwards and backwards as he uses the "Eeny-meenie-minie-mo" method.)
Flying Dutchman (While pointing): Eeny, meenie, minie, mo, (Starts talking faster) catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and...
Flying Dutchman (Off-screen): (Points to Rock T. Puss) You... (Points to Patrick) are... (Points to Spongebob) it!
Rock T. Puss: (Runs up to Spongebob) Think, Spongebob! We're about to get eaten! (Wraps his arm around Spongebob) What can you wish for to make it so we (Pounds Spongebob's chest three times as he talks) don't get eaten?
(After two seconds of silence, Spongebob has an idea.)
Spongebob: (Pushes Rock T. Puss away) Don't worry, Rock T. Puss. I've got it all figured out. He won't be able to eat us because... I wish the Flying Dutchman was a vegetarian!
(After two seconds of silence, the screen flashes white. The screen fades from white revealing the Flying Dutchman wearing red sweatbands, a gray sleeveless gym shirt, with gray gym pants, and a blue shoe on his ghost tail. The camera zooms away from the Flying Dutchman as he eats a celery stick. Spongebob, Patrick, and Rock T. Puss smile and disappear, and the next shot reveals Spongebob's pineapple. Squidward, Spongebob, and Patrick magically appear in front of the pinapple in a cloud of smoke.)
Spongebob, Patrick, and Rock T. Puss: (Throw their hands in the air) Hooray!
Spongebob: We're home!
Patrick: (Puts his stub hand on Spongebob's shoulder) You did it, Spongebob. We're saved!
(We cut to an outer shot where it is revealed that they are standing on all sorts of fruits. Squidward is dressed as a banana, Spongebob is dressed as a strawberry, and Patrick is wearing purple grapes around his torso.)
Rock T Puss: But, why are we all dressed up as fruits?
(We cut to an outer shot where it is revealed that the trio are in a blender. They look up, and the camera zooms out revealing the Flying Dutchman cutting pieces of a banana with a knife into the blender as he talks to the camera. They were all teleported inside a gym room.)
Flying Dutchman (While cutting pieces of his banana): Hey, I get a wish, too. Fruit prevents scurvy! (Whistles three times)
(Spongebob, Patrick, and Rock T. Puss scream, causing the screen to rumble and shake, in the next shot, the blender starts bouncing away from the Flying Dutchman going left.)
Flying Dutchman: Hey, get back here with that! (Flies left out of the shot)
(The next shot has the Flying Dutchman flying in circles as he chases the blender. He enter from the right of the shot.)
Flying Dutchman (While flying): (Laughs) I'll get ya!
(While Spongebob, Patrick, and Rock T. Puss scream, the final shot reveals that the Flying Dutchman's pirate ship turned into a hippie van. And the camera slowly pulls away, revealing the van in front of a lava lamp background until the screen fades to black.)
== Act 1 Episode Transcript Part 2 ("Patrick's Ending") ==
Flying Dutchman (Off-screen): (Points to Patrick) You... (Points to Squidward) are... (Points to Patrick) it!
Spongebob (Worried): That's you, Patrick. Make your wish.
Patrick: Um...
Rock T. Puss (Worrying): (Puts his tentacle on Patrick's chest) Wait, Patrick, listen. (Smiles nervously as his forehead sweats) I do not particularly feel like being trapped here for all eternity. (Stops smiling and puts his two fingers together) Eternity is a very (Separates his tentacles vertically, with Patrick's pupils looking opposite ways.) long time. (Separates his tentacles a little more) Understand!?
Spongebob (Worrying): (Runs up to Patrick from behind him) Patrick, you've got to think harder than you've ever thought before.
Patrick: Uhh...
Spongebob (Worrying): That's not gonna do it! Think harder!
Patrick: Uhh...
Rock T. Puss (Dialogue overlapping): You can do it! Come on!
Spongebob (Dialogue overlapping): Come on, Patrick! Yeah, think!
Patrick (Dialogue overlapping) (On-screen): Uhh...
Rock T. Puss (Dialogue overlapping) (Off-screen): Put on your thinking cap! Come on!
Spongebob (Dialogue overlapping) (Off-screen): Think really hard!
Rock T. Puss (Dialogue overlapping) (Off-screen): Come on!
Spongebob (Dialogue overlapping) (Off-screen): Come on! Yeah!
(Patrick's eyes spring open on the glass shatter sound effect in the background)
Spongebob (Dialogue overlapping) (Off-screen): You're doing it! Here!
(The camera slowly zooms in on Patrick's forehead)
Rock T. Puss (Dialogue overlapping) (Off-screen): Come on!
Spongebob (Dialogue overlapping) (Off-screen): Come on, Patrick!
Patrick (Dialogue overlapping) (On-screen): Uhh...
(Camera focuses on Patrick's eyes. The camera slowly zooms in as the white fades to reveal a toaster inside Patrick's head. The toast spring out, and we cut to outside Patrick's body.)
Patrick: Okay! I've got it.
Flying Dutchman: Thy wish is granted.
(Screen flashes and the screen fades from white revealing Patrick eating something. He later takes out a packet of blue mint gum, which was what Patrick was eating.)
Patrick: Oh, I'm sorry. Want some gum?
(Spongebob and Rock T. Puss are in shock)
Rock T. Puss (Surprised): You... wished for gum?
Patrick: Well, if we're gonna be here forever, we might as well have fresh breath!
(Defeated, Spongebob and Rock T. Puss take their pieces of gum and chew it. The next scene reveals Spongebob's shoes and pants, Rock T. Puss's shirt, Pants and Bow, and Patrick's pants on a platter. And the camera zooms away, showing the Flying Dutchman on a full stomach as Spongebob, Patrick, and Rock T Puss yell from inside.)
Spongebob (from inside the Flying Dutchman's stomach): Come on, Mr. Dutchman!
Spongebob and Patrick (from inside the Flying Dutchman's stomach): Let us out!
Spongebob (from inside the Flying Dutchman's stomach): Don't be so mean!
Flying Dutchman: Ahh, minty.
Spongebob (from inside the Flying Dutchman's stomach): Come on, let us out!
Rock T. Puss: I Hate You Connie, I Hate Patrick's Butt, And Spongebob would be the most nude person ever, I will Kill Flying Dutchman
(Screen fades to black)
THE END
== Act 1 Episode Transcript Part 2 ("Rock T. Puss's Ending") ==
Flying Dutchman (Off-screen): (Points to Spongebob) You... (Points to Patrick) are... (Points to Rock T Puss) it!
Spongebob (Happily): Squidward, you get a wish! A great big wish!
Rock T. Puss (Angrily smiling): That's right! And you know what I wish?
Patrick: No.
Rock T. Puss (Smiling confidently): I wish that I had never met you two barnacle-heads before, in my entire life!
(A magical harp plays in the background as yellow, green, blue, and white stars sparkle next to the Flying Dutchman.)
Flying Dutchman: So be it.
(Screen flashes and the screen fades from white revealing nothing happened. However, Spongebob and Patrick end up with all their memories of being with Rock T. Puss erased.)
Spongebob: Hi there, I don't believe we've met. My name is Spongebob, and this is my associate Patrick.
Patrick: Hi.
Squidward (Mad): (Turns to the Flying Dutchman and points) That's not what I meant!
Flying Dutchman: Well, now that introductions are out of the way, (Leans closer to the camera and pulls out a fork and knife) it's time for dinner.
(The next scene reveals Spongebob's shoes and pants, Rock T. Puss's shirt and pants, and Patrick's pants on a platter. And the camera zooms away, showing the Flying Dutchman on a full stomach. Spongebob, Patrick, and Rock T. Puss are heard talking from inside.)
Spongebob (from inside the Flying Dutchman's stomach): And what did you say your name was?
Rock T. Puss (from inside the Flying Dutchman's stomach): I'm Rock T. Puss. I'm your neighbor.
Spongebob (from inside the Flying Dutchman's stomach): Oh, nice to meet you, "Rock T. Puss". We'll have plenty of time to get to know each other, I guess.
(Spongebob laughs from inside the Flying Dutchman's stomach until the screen fades to black)
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