Christmas Menu

Out of ham? How can they be out of ham for Christmas?
 No ham, no turkey. No meat, at least unspoiled. The woman said they haven't had a delivery in two weeks.
 We could do a nut roast, I guess.
 Well, that doesn't sound very Christmas-y.
 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire! Or at least an oven broiler. What's more Christmas-y than that?
 Hey, what about hot dogs? We have some of those. We could cut 'em up into chunks, wrap 'em in biscuit dough from a tube and call 'em pigs-in-a-blanket.
 "Hot dog chunks"? For Christmas dinner?
 Just like Santa intended. C'mon, we can sell this. You know the kids'll love it.
 Okay. Hot dog chunks it is. I'm dreaming of a chunky Christmas...
==Appearances==
*Tom Clancy's The Division
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