Bjorn Yeye

Bjorn Yeye is a major character who appears in: Shadows of Visvara, and Rugal Will Cry.
A respected police officer of the Barnsley Police Department.
==Synopsis==
=== History===
Bjorn lived next door to his childhood best friend, Fooble Dooble Nooble, with his dog and girlfriend, while working for the Barnsley Police Department. In 1630, a series of bombings by the Nostalgia Critics occurred, wherein his dog and girlfriend died. He swore to take down the Nostalgia Critics and bring them to justice.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 20: Captured Boiz===
Due to the death of a guard killed by Brugur Oradall Borudash, a notorious group of adventurers calling themselves the West Side Boiz were wanted by the police, although the emperor of south Visvara, Shigeru Munakata, specifically wanted them alive, so that he could potentially bargain with them. Bjorn and his fellow officers managed to apprehend all of the members except for the Bulging Stick, when they entered the Barnsley area together. After putting them in jail, Bjorn was told by the chief of Barnsley police that Emperor Munakata wanted to form a deal with them, turning the West Side Boiz into some kind of suicide squad to assassinate Doug Walker. Bjorn then relayed the deal to the party, which they agreed to, so magic death bracelets were attached to them all and they were sent to first apprehend Bulge, who Bjorn put a death bracelet onto.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 21: A Force to be Wrecked With===
Bjorn properly introduced himself before receiving a telepathic message from his station, informing him that he needed to get the West Side Boiz over to the floodgates, which would take several days, so they set off then and there. After a full day's worth of travel they ended up in a dwarf village, where they tried to get a place to stay for the night, but all the stores were wrecked up and full of people who hated Sigismund and warned the party against trying to deal with the local bandit problem. With little option they entered a love hotel for the night, until the Bulging Stick, Bjorn, Sigi, and Ara all heard a loud crash in the night. They each looked out a window from their respective rooms, where they saw two drunk bandits wreaking havoc upon the town. Seeing this as a call to action, Bulge jumped out from his window and started fighting them, but accidentally cut his leg open and started getting repeatedly kicked by the bandits. Bjorn walked down the stairs to try help, but Bulge insisted he was fine, so Bjorn made himself a chicken wrap, while watching the fight go down. Suddenly, the Bulging Stick managed to fight back and slice one of the bandits in half, aggravating the other bandit, who went in for an ambush attack, but Bjorn punched him with enough force to shatter all his bones. With the bandit barely gripping onto life, the Bulging Stick interrogated the bandit for information on where their hideout was, so he pointed to a cliff not too far from the hill they were on, so Bulge, Bjorn, Sigi, and Ara set off. Meanwhile, Edron woke up from the commotion and saw them all going up to the cliffside from afar, so he decided to get up and follow them himself. Bulge, Bjorn, Sigi, and Ara made it to the cliff, where they saw that the bandits had dug their hideout into the side of it, so they entered it with caution, where a rather bored bandit was advising them to get out of their, but Bjorn started stressing him out about the legality of having a hideout on a piece of land he didn't own, so he ran away. The path then split into two, a set of stairs going down and a door, so they split into twos. Bjorn and Sig went down the stairs to find four bandits having a jam session, but they were struggling for lyrics. Bjorn asked them what their band name was, so they gave him their working title name of 'Bag of Peas', prompting Bjorn to suggest they change it to the Band-its; with a strange epiphany on their hands, the lead singer asked Bjorn to be their producer and he immediately agreed. They then played their song Banana Boy, worried that the song wasn't good enough, but Bjorn was moved to tears by it, so they left the bandit business to pursue music full time. Eventually, all four of the West Side Boiz reconvened, since both routes led outside to a path that went to two different rooms (one on the same level as them and one lower down). They all decide to investigate the room on the same floor as them, where they saw a large, fat bandit, who was dying from the heat, but worst of all he couldn't turn the TV away from Big Mouth. He pleaded for the party to get the remote for him, but it was on top of a pile of spiky trash. Fortunately, Edron had finally got to the cliffside, where he saw the rest of the party enter the fat bandit's room, so he jumped down and crashed in, but landed on the trash pile, getting impaled by a giant Pez dispenser. Luckily, the remote rolled over to the fat bandit, who managed to turn it away from Big Mouth and onto Seinfeld, which made him laugh so hard he sweated all his fat away, revealing a nice 6-pack underneath. Ara reassessed everything he knew about medicine. Altogether, the five of them descended lower into the hideout, where they saw a trapped dwarven priest, who pleaded for them to help him out, but just as they were about to, two very evil insane guys jumped out and attacked them, excessively drilling in the fact that they were evil and insane. Edron swung his sword at one of them, but missed and hit Bulge instead, but Sigismund decided to just maul one to death as a bear, causing the other to flee into the river below, vowing revenge. They all pressed onwards, where they entered a room with a giant beast of a man inside. It was the head bandit, Hopper, who was evil and weird, but not insane. They all engaged in combat with the West Side Boiz proving themselves victorious, as Edron landed the final blow with his Bartholomew Blade that smashed him out of the room into the river below, but they never heard a splash into it, because Hopper had transmogrified into a strange chimera that flew away, vowing to destroy Sigismund's dwarf village. The rest of the bandits ran away from the hideout, so the West Side Boiz looked around to loot it, but there honestly wasn't much. They all returned to the village, where they had an afternoon lunch together with the others who had woken up by now. Bjorn joined the Band-its' band session, while the Bulging Stick and Edron started feeding Ara his turkey dinosaurs (he wouldn't eat them in any other shape), which they got from an order from Uber Eats, which only offered a food delivery service, so Edron suggested they get into the travel market.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 22: Magic Kart===
As the West Side Boiz continued their journey to the floodgates, they came across the town of Moteng. Davril went to the nearby well, where he was pushed in by Edron, causing him to break his legs, while in there, Davril began pooping himself. The well was then closed off by Edron and Sigismund with a circular piece of wood they got at the wood store. Without Davril, the West Side Boiz all went to the bar, where they got drinks from a bizarre bartender, who didn't like blue people. Everything was fine until a brooding man approached them and called them all "inferiors". Understandably annoyed, Edron told him to fuck off and tried to punch him, but the man dodged and countered with a punch of his own, knocking a bunch of his teeth out. He then pointed to a poster and challenged them all to a competition at the Moteng Magic Kart Cup. The majority of the group agreed and so the brooding man, Count Factula, fled to the arena, after punching Edron again. They all rushed to the arena to sign up, where they met with the other racers, who just ended up being Count Factula and the bartender lady, Sorka Mardik. The only exceptions were Ara, who was too scared, so he just spectated, and Loz, who decided to independently investigate something. Eventually everybody was in the lobby (the missing people being Miguel Medel, who brought Davril) and finally Nicholas Orino, the three-time champion of the cup, entered and greeted them all, while announcing that they had to decide starting positions. As they all entered, the West Side Boiz found their new personalised karts and the race began. Count Factula and Nicholas Orino took the lead to begin with, but Count Factula was eliminated due to damage he sustained from the Grey Render hazard and Orino's attacks. Later Sorka Mardik was eliminated by the Grey Render, then in the second lap, Davril was eliminated due to suffering attacks from both the Bulging Stick and Edron Bartholomew II, which were piled on top of damage he sustained from Brugur Oradall Borudash, who was still an entire lap behind and was resorting to just firing attacks at everyone, which ultimately caused Nicholas Orino to get eliminated next. Later Bjorn and Edron were neck-in-neck, racing towards the finish, while Miguel Medel and Brugur Oradall Borudash were fighting each other. Eventually, Bjorn managed to get first place, with Edron in second, and Bulge close in second. BOB, while still a lap behind managed to eliminated Miguel Medel, earning himself fifth place, since Sigismund was still technically in the position in front.
===Shadows of Visvara - Episode of Madness 8: Behind the Magic Kart===
Bjorn Yeye was accepting his trophy, but he was suddenly challenged to a rematch by Nicholas Orino, but due to him being busy at the moment, Nicholas Orino agreed to wait until a later date. Afterwards, Bjorn's thought operator berated him for being off-task, so the West Side Boiz had to leave the race.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 23: The Eastern Floodgate===
Three days later, the West Side Boiz make it to the Eastern floodgate and see there towering structure above them, protecting the entirety of South Visvara from a devastating calamity. Wasting no time, Loz carries Bjorn Yeye into a window to unlock the door on the ground level, where he comes face-to-face with three gorillas. They look at him and start aggressively dancing, so Bjorn sets one on fire, enraging the others, but he was able to dodge their attack. Edron was brought up next and he sliced another gorilla in half and Bjorn killed the final one after it attempted to hit them both. With the enemies defeated the two of them went downstairs and saw two guards playing twister and they wouldn't let them past without defeating them in a game first. Edron went first and failed miserably, so Bjorn followed up and placed his left hand on green so firmly that the guards had heart attacks and died, allowing them to take the keys and move forward, but as they got to the door to the others, they realised it wasn't locked at all, but everyone tried to ignore that fact, so that they didn't just do all that for nothing. With another room on the other side, the party decided to split up, so Bjorn, Bulge, and Loz went through the right side, where they saw a guy eating a pie his beautiful wife prepared for his lunch break, so they all tried to coax information out of him by posing as "gate inspectors". Eventually they found out that the job pays pretty well and the floodgate was scheduled to open just after lunchtime, so they hastily made their way further up, where they saw two more people on their break, so they distracted them by telling them that they were gate inspectors and continued onwards, where they got to the gear rooms. Two more guards were about to start opening that side of the floodgate, but Bulge asked to look at the key, "for inspection", then he just swallowed it, so they both left to inform the captain, Robert Walker. As they left, Bjorn covered the room in police tape and then told the returning guard that the floor had now become a police crime scene, so the floodgate's opening will have to be delayed, so they all went up to the top floor, where they reconvened with the others and were face-to-face with Doug Walker's brother, Robert Walker, who was in charge of the floodgate's opening. Seeing that he looked very powerful in his gigantic armour, Davril asked Edron to throw him downstairs to wake up BOB. Everything went according to plan, but instead of helping them, Borudash grabbed Davril and jumped into the river the floodgates were keeping at bay, causing them both to get swept away somewhere. Having just abandoned the mission BOB's bracelet injected a magic potion into his veins that was sure to kill him in seven days, if he didn't return with Davril. Meanwhile, The Bulging Stick engaged in combat with Walker and killed him in one critical slice, terrifying the other soldiers.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 24: Sins of the Father===
The West Side Boiz stayed at the Eastern Floodgate for the night, where Bjorn got his final telepathic message from the Barnsley Police Department. They instructed him to take a detour to a village called Uadelheim, which was high up North, but there was a cut in the coast, that would allow them to take a boat there as a short cut. They decided to head to the coastal town of Morel to get a boat in the morning, but on their way there, they were stopped by a group of Mean Beans, who started a fight with the party. The Bulging Stick managed to kill two of the mean beans, so the rest of them huddled in a circle and summoned their boss, Beanuji Goda, who dominated with his immense power, easily grappling and throwing around Edron, out-striking Bjorn, and dodging the Bulging Stick's attacks. Eventually he stopped his onslaught and with a bellowing laugh, exclaiming that he liked their "stuff" and said that he'd be willing to help them, if they get stronger. He left and they continued onwards to Morel, where they saw Bear Bearington. They were happy to see each other, but Bearington was confused as to the absence of his friend, Mr. Borudash, so Edron explained what happened and how he was presumed dead, since his death bracelet reportedly went off. Bartholomew thought it best to give Bear BOB's old belongings, so he pulled out his old suit and handed it over, causing Bear to silently mask his grief. Meanwhile, Bjorn and the Bulging Stick started talking to a man with white hair, who had a boat and was offering them a ride for free, if they got rid of the ghost problem he believes he has. They agreed, then left to prepare, where they bumped into a man in a white kimono carrying a wheelbarrow. Upon closer inspection, Davril was in the wheelbarrow and so they were all reunited once again. The nomad samurai introduced himself as Jackurai Sam and explained that he helped Davril, while on his quest to find an old lady to enchant his sword. Sensing a great power, the Bulging Stick requested a duel, so they clashed swords with even power, causing the blades to fling out, so they both pulled out their nunchakus, where Jackurai bopped Bulge on the head. Jackurai commended Bulge's abilities and noticed that he had the Shimada Blade, then requested to see the Shimada Dragon, but discovered that he didn't actually know how to summon it, so Jackurai relayed the tale of how to summon it to him (squatting three times and shouting "Ryūjin no ken wo kurae!"). Later, they all boarded the ship and the captain gave them a quick tour, before heading into his quarters, because he's scared of ghosts. The party searched the ship all day and found nothing, so they all went to bed, then suddenly heard a honking noise. They quickly opened their bedroom doors and so a familiar clown, ready to play another game. Bjorn, having never met this clown that had previously tormented them, offered a handshake, but pulled his hand away at the last moment and put his thumb on his nose and wiggled his fingers. Furious, the clown randomly selected a bunch of the West Side Boiz and let the game began, while phasing through the roof. The ship had changed from its original wooden architecture to one resembling a carnival, although there were now four statues at the doors upstairs to the top deck from the sleeping quarters, so the remaining members of the West Side Boiz (Davril, Bjorn, Bulge, and Edron) investigated. They saw an inscription on the door saying the clown statues wouldn't let them pass without being fully equipped, so they headed downstairs too look for them, where they saw a flower, an ice cream, a sword, and a plunger on the floor. Edron was about to pick it up, but from the shadows appeared a four-armed beast that picked them up and prepared to fight, but was persuaded into just handing them over, since all they needed to do was borrow them to open a door. They returned to the door and tried to solve the riddle of which item went with which clown. After a lot of trial and error, they eventually got it and headed upstairs, where they saw Ara attached to a guillotine behind the clown and the white haired anime protagonist captain, who looked at them fiercely, revealing that he was actually the white haried anime villain captain. They explained that Ara was the white haired man's son and he was promised great power in exchange for his adult son's soul, which is why he was abandoned at the Bordam church. The Bulging Stick asked why they needed to be killed if they only wanted Ara, which made them contemplate why they set this whole elaborate trap us in the first place. Coming to the conclusion that it was kind of stupid, Ara's dad, Vergil, was about to just leave them be, but the clown interrupted with how Bjorn humiliated him earlier, so he summoned a boxing ring and they started fighting. Bjorn threw some punches which landed cleanly on the clown, but he responded with a kick to the balls, then proceeded to fart on him. Bjorn, angered, backflipped up with such power that the ring rumbled and caused the clown to fall over. Embarrassed, he stood up and made an excuse to leave, before clicking his fingers and disappearing, while the blade on the guillotine hurdled down and chopped Ara's head off. Vergil laughed with might, assuming his power would now come, but Ara was somehow still alive, showcasing that he was apparently immortal, so he grabbed his head and jumped off into the water to leave the West Side Boiz. Disappointed that he didn't get his power, Vergil joined the West Side Boiz and sailed them all the way to Uadelheim himself. Two days later, they arrived in the morning, where Jackurai Sam and Vergil stayed behind to deal with the boat, while the rest of them looked for the spy. The Bulging Stick however had previously sent a pigeon with a log on it asking the Shimada Clan what their current situation was and if they could spare him some money (presumably also informing them that he was going to arrive in Uadelheim some time soon), so he went to the post office to ask for his mail. He had received a letter from Hetsu Nakamura, who explained that Dinge Dirt was leading an uprising within the Shimada Clan, causing an internal war and that funds were pretty tight because no one actually know what the Bulging Stick is doing, because he left without a warning. Bulge sent a letter back telling the Christmas Ninja to "sort them out" and to make some merchandise for better funding. Meanwhile, Bjorn went to the fountain to meet up with the spy, but no one was there. Suddenly a frog jumped up from the fountain next to Bjorn, so he punched it, but it was actually Rana, the spy, who was the same frog Davril, BOB, and Bulge fought in the Deen's cave.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 25: Mysteries of Uadelheim===
Rana explained that the Nostalgia Critics terrorist group were having underhanded arms dealings with the Cat Mafia, so they had attempted to infiltrate their underground factory that was disguised as a nightclub. They were celebrating, the Cat Mafia's chairman, Meow Meow's 34th birthday at the nightclub, so the entire group was there. The Bulging Stick, Edron Bartholomew II, Bjorn, and Rana all snuck in by drawing a cat nose and whiskers on their faces, then walking in. After getting free drinks from the bouncer, who was immensely apologetic for mistaking them for non-felines, they asked the bartender where the factory was, although only limited personnel were allowed down. They made their way through the crowd of dancers, only to come face-to-face with a large bodyguard cat, who wouldn't let them pass. Bjorn puffed his chest and intimidated his way in with the others and they found that the factory was full of blind children. Bjorn and the Bulging Stick went up a mezzanine and through the first door, where they found a cat praying in a meditation room. Understandably annoyed he told them that Meow Meow was in the room next door, where they saw him resting on a shelf. He came out when they arrived and pulled out two cat beds from the top of the shelf, where they sat and discussed negotiations. The Bulging Stick offered to buy some of his weapons on behalf of the Shimada Clan in exchange for a mutual allegiance, but the cat stood up properly, exposing his uncanny 3-metre tall height and bellowed, "no, the Shimada Clan will be mine, completely!" He pulled out two guns and started blasting them at Bulge and Bjorn. The Bulging Stick got shot in the leg, so Bjorn jumped off the mezzanine with him on his back and got Edron to heal him. Suddenly a group of Cat Mafiosa and Nostlagia Critics surrounded them, so they split into two groups: Bulge and Bjorn would fend off the incoming enemies, while Rana and Edron would rescue the kids, before they blew up the factory. Bjorn tackled two of the Nostalgia Critics, but the Bulging Stick summoned the Shimada Dragon and it ate all of the enemies whole. Stunned, the two looked in awe of what happened, but it was short lived as Meow Meow jumped down from upstairs and the leader of the Nostalgia Critics appeared from the darkness. The Nostalgia Critic took his mask off and revealed his identity to Bjorn. It was his childhood best friend/neighbour, Fooble Dooble Nooble, who knowingly murdered Bjorn's dog and girlfriend, during the Barnsley bombings. Furious, they all engaged in combat. Meanwhile, Rana and Edron Bartholomew II were trying to rescue the children and they managed to get them to the fire exit of the factory, but they were stopped by a guard, so Rana forced them to laugh uncontrollably, which subsequently made him piss himself, while remembering a traumatic childhood experience, where the other kids at school would bully and beat him up for peeing his pants during class. The blind sweatshop kids made their way out, but not without stomping on the neck of the guard with piss covered trousers, much to Rana's horror. Rana told the kids to wait outside, but the last boy thanked him graciously. Taking a shine to him, Rana elected to instantly adopted the child and he named him Russell Howard. He then sat on the boy's head and pulled on his hair to control him, like in Ratatouille, walking him over to Bjorn and the Bulging Stick, who were still in the heat of combat. Bulge had tackled Meow Meow down, forcing blood out of his mouth, but Meow Meow managed to reverse the grapple, putting him on top, but as he slammed down, Bulge redirected the attack and slammed it into his own face instead. Stunned by his combat mastery, Meow Meow, backed off to recuperate, but Fooble Dooble Nooble unseathed his sword and started spinning it around like a helicopter, where he picked up his arms dealing partner and flew away, swearing to kill Bjorn, because he's "a little bitch." Edron came out the boiler room shouting for everyone to run out, since he'd been hammering away at it, so that it would explode. They all made it out successfully and the nightclub, alongside the weapons factory was destroyed. A reporter, looking at the explosion, was wondering what was going on and wanted to know who saved all the sweatshop kids. Since Rana was spouting something about not wanting any publicity, since he was "a man of peace, who saved the kids because [he] wanted to", Bjorn and the Bulging Stick took all the credit, dubbing themselves God Bjorn and God Bulge. They returned to the ship, where the rest of the West Side Boiz were all kitted up to go to the nightclub, not knowing that the four of them had just done everything by themselves. They rested and in the morning, the Bulging Stick wanted to meet the reporter from the other day to ask her on a date, so he went to her agency, after reading the article he and Bjorn were in (a one page newspaper about how the nightclub blew and stuff), where they found out her name was, Qiana McButt. Bjorn loitered outside the agency, while Rana looked for a restaurant to feed Russell Howard. The secretary, who was the spitting image of Bjorn's girlfriend and dog went out and asked him to leave, since loitering is a punishable offence. Bjorn politely refused, because he was "the law", so she called the cops and him, getting him arrested. In court, he found his lawyer was Dolan Dimby, a very fat, sweaty, orc, whose nerves caused him to get up before the trial had properly begun and accidentally say that Bjorn was guilty. He sat back down and cried, calling himself a failure, but Bjorn attempted to encourage him. The prosecutor finally entered and trial had begun. The prosecutor opened by accusing Bjorn of murdering all the sweatshop children, who were rescued by God Bjorn and God Bulge last night, and he refused to acknowledge that these Bjorns were the same person. A wheelbarrow full of their corpses appeared, shocking Bjorn, but it turned out they actually weren't dead anyway. A man in the spectator's seats rose up and clapped his head, saying that Dolan Dimby had foiled his plans to kill all kids once again. He was Ian Idoa an adult, who despised all kids, because, when he was a kid, a kid killed his parents. He felt a spiritual connection to Bjorn after completely misinterpreting his words, and managed to convince the rest of the courtroom that all kids needed to die. Dolan Dimby told Bjorn to get the kids out of there, so he grabbed the wheelbarrow and raced them out, while being pursued by everyone in the courtroom, but Dimby jumped at them and slaughtered his way through them. Racing to get the kids to safety, Bjorn looked back at the courtroom doors, even though he daren't do it, seeing Dimby's bloody body collapse on the doors, forcing them open, revealing the bloody courtroom full of dead bodies. His final message... "protect the kids, they're the future." This event would go on to be known as "the Steelhouse Jailhouse kid massacre of 1634". With tears in his eyes, Bjorn continued onwards to a restaurant called "Restaurant for Kids" that refused him service, since he had like eighteen kids with him and it was four seats on a table and one table per family. Annoyed that there wasn't anywhere in Uadelheim that could keep or not kill these eighteen kids, he resolved to try build an orphanage, so he went to a real estate firm that, coincidentally, wanted to build an orphanage as a side hustle. It worked out and they gave Bjorn a map with instructions on how to get to a village with some openings just North West of Uadelheim. Bjorn met up with Vergil and Jackurai Sam, who'd just finished reconfiguring the ship into a carriage, while also acquiring a horse of unknown origin that they wouldn't disclose. The West Side Boiz gathered up and set off to this village, with the eighteen kids and McButt, who was now having sex with the Bulging Stick.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 26: Brugur Oradall Borudash===
The West Side Boiz made their way to the northern village at night. Davril and Bjorn went to the orphanage to drop the kids off, where they met Hugh Jackman, who kept saying, "I'm Wolverine, bub! *snikt* *snikt*". He challenged the West Side Boiz to a fight for no reason, so Bjorn used chin na to numb his leg. While paralysed, he kept calling Davril Charles Xavier, because he was paraplegic; Wolverine shaved Davril's head and gave him an action figure of himself, in exchange for a signed poster of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The four West Side Boiz then met up with each other in the centre of town, where they suddenly saw some cloaked figure approach them from the distance. He got about 8 metres away then took his hood off, revealing himself to be, Brugur Oradall Borudash. He pointed at Davril and threw a javelin at him, which mortally wounded him, so the West Side Boiz got to fighting. They quickly noticed that BOB was now many times more powerful than he previously was and was a difficult opponent to defeat, but the Bulging Stick's abilities proved to be enough to take him down. BOB collapsed on to the ground and was held in Bulge's arms, where he died a beautiful death in the arms of the one he acknowledged as his best friend. Bulge found a rock with a sombrero on his person, so he took it, then carried the corpse of his friend to a hill not too far from the village and buried him. Bjorn put two gold pieces on his eyes, before he went under, then Bulge carved "BOB" into his axe and stuck into the ground above him. After a moment of grieving, the West Side Boiz realised that this was the final stretch and that they needed only one more day's journey to make it to castle Dragne.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 27: Castle Siege===
One day later, the West Side Boiz make it to Friga, the city that houses Castle Dragne. As they entered, a man in a hood approached them and handed them a letter from the Adron Knights, as he left, he looked back and coyly revealed his identity to be Don Cheadle. The West Side Boiz opened it and read it, learning that the Adron Knights had been waiting for them and that the plan is to storm the castle at 7 that very night, so they need to prepare themselves for the most tasking night of their adventure. Bjorn wanted to reward the West Side Boiz for making it here, so they went to the local chippy and got some food (Rana got a tupperware box of flies). They enjoyed their food and Davril convinced him to join their cause, so they got their meal for free and someone to help storm the castle. Seeing that more people were likely needed, Davril started playing music, but his rendition of "Hey There Delilah" was not as good as it had previously been (likely from being rusty and out of practice). Fortunately, Bjorn Yeye pulled out his keytar and back him up, alongside Rana with his flute. A crowd was gathered around them and they were all jamming out to their sick tunes, so Davril took the opportunity to reach out for their aid, by giving a speech, so Bjorn and the Bulging Stick tried to pick him to seem important, but their coordination was shocking and they all fell over, so Rana tried picking him up, and while successful, only gave Davril a couple centimetres worth of height. Nevertheless, he managed to entice them to join their cause, so at 7 o'clock, they all marched to Castle Dragne with the Adron Knights. After a cool minute of silence, they all charged forward bellowing their war cry, "Jenny!!", while the soldiers of Castle Dragne came forth. As the carnage ensued, The Bulging Stick, Davril, Edron, Bjorn, and Rana sneaked their way into the Castle through a window, as they were instructed to do by Don Cheadle, where they found themselves in a corridor with nothing but a door at the end and a lewd portrait of Doug Walker. They decided to burn it, but it quickly collapsed and the fire started spreading, so they rushed through, where they were met with three guards. The Bulging Stick quickly cut one down, while Rana convinced them to leave by listening to their backstories and telling one of them that his son wouldn't be happy with him and that the Joker film is pretty good. They all then decided to split up, because there were three new doors to enter, so Edron and Bjorn went for the door directly in front of them and found themselves in a storage room with a chest in it. Bjorn opened it and a talking rat called Flim Flam jumped out and greeted him. Surprised, Bjorn attempted to stand on it, but his foot was grabbed by the rat and he was smashed into the wall. The rat proceeded to box at Edron, who narrowly dodged the attacks. He then procured a makeshift-rocket launcher that was rat sized and blast it at them both, hitting Edron brutally and blasting him into the room with flies in it, causing them to enter the storage room. Bjorn tried attacking the rat afterwards, but it crawled up his trouser leg and bit him a bunch of times. The rat eventually left his trousers and told him to be nicer to guests, before leaving the room, but Bjorn still wanted revenge and tried to used his Chin Na techniques, but ended up making his own arm numb by accident. From the darkness however, Edron appeared behind the rat and sliced him in two with his axe, surprising Rana, who'd just walked in from the burning crossbow room. The party reconvened at the stairs Davril and the Bulging Stick discovered and ascended together, finding another room with four doors, so everyone went to a different one, except Davril, who was reserved to assist anyone in need. Bjorn attempted to open the door in front of the stairs and found that it was locked, but suddenly saw Rana being pursued by sixteen soldiers, so he, Davril, and Bulge were forced to assist him. They were able to defeat them all, so they pressed on and split up evenly into the two doors in that room. Bjorn and Rana opened the door on the left, where they crossed paths with Edron. The room was essentially just the entrance to a bridge, so Edron decided to cross it, but Bjorn mentioned that Rana was looking a bit rough and asked if he was alright, so he unloaded the trauma he was having and started talking about his no killing policy, which irked something in Bjorn, who started questioning why he bothers having one, when their current mission is to assassinate a political tyrant. Rana started talking about how his enemies have families he doesn't want to hurt, but Bjorn thought that, since everyone has a family, someone's death is ensured to make someone unhappy, since it's not a pretty thing, but was ultimately necessary to enact justice, spurring an intense argument between the two, with Bjorn ripping up the photo in the pendant Rana was now wearing, causing him to summon 6 lesser demons, who started burning everything in the room. Unfortunately, Edron, who was on the bridge, was now falling down, because the bridge was on fire, so Rana and Bjorn had to work together to save him by forming a human chain. They pulled him up, with Edron slapping them both for being idiots, before leaving the room. The party reconvened at the locked door, where Rana and Bjorn continued arguing. As they unlocked the door, they found stairs going up, so they ascended and went through a corridor to the roof, where they were met with a familiar figure, Chairman Meow Meow, who started his villain speech, but Rana and Bjorn's argument ruined it, so he initiated combat. Bjorn ran up to Meow Meow and punched him twice with burning hands, mortally damaging him, while pointing out that Rana couldn't do that, so he tried to cast fast friends, which didn't work, causing Bjorn to laugh at him more. Meow Meow responded by shooting at them both with his crossbows, which they narrowly dodged, while the Bulging Stick struck at him with his dragon blade, causing him to spew up some hefty amounts of blood. Edron then tried to follow up with his sword, but he slammed it into the ground and caused it to break, forcing Rana and Bjorn down two floors, where the fire they'd started earlier was rapidly spreading, but that didn't stop them from arguing about how to get back up. Suddenly they heard cries for help and a "I'm Wolverine, bub! *snikt* *snikt*" voice line. Rana wanted to save them, but Bjorn resolved that they were probably just enemy soldiers. Rana left anyway, but was faced with rubble on fire inbetween him and the group that needed saving, but Bjorn arrived and offered to help him through, since he had fire resistance. He took Rana through the fire and got burned, while his companion was fine. Rana decided to heal Bjorn, before they worked together to help the soldier up on to the roof by forming a human chain then helping them all up, after Rana and Bjorn climbed up them. The two cops seemingly made up, while the card-playing soldiers offered a game of fifty-two card pickup to Meow Meow, who agreed. They threw the deck into the fire, and because he's a stupid cat, Meow Meow jumped in and was burned alive. The soldiers took out one card each and grabbed onto a zipline at the edge of the roof and rode down, while saluting the West Side Boiz, who saluted back. Finally, the West Side Boiz were face-to-face with the throne room doors, which they walked towards in unison.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 28: Nemesis===
In unison, the West Side Boiz kicked down the doors to Doug Walker's throne room, where they saw him sat down, looking out the balcony at the battle below. Sensing his allies were in immediate danger, through the bond of their souls, Sigismund desperately wanted to get up and help them, but wasn't athletic enough to climb up the zipwire (that being the only option, since the entire castle was on fire), so he was forced to stay behind and pray for their safety. Doug Walker arose to meet with the party, where he started spinning around a toy gun, while fake explosions appeared behind him, as he said, "I remember it, so that you don't have to!" He raised one hand into the air and magical sparkles fused into his hand as a golden sword appeared. He swung it around and it transmogrified into a staff that he pointed at the party, as they began to be sucked into a portal that appeared in the middle of the room. After they were all sucked in, Big Chungus appeared behind him like a stand and said, "that'll hold 'em alright!" Bjorn Yeye appeared in an open field with mountains in the far distance. The moon hung over him brightly - it was peaceful. Suddenly, he saw Doug Walker before him, freaking him out a little, but something was wrong about him. Walker covered his face, then lifted it off, revealing that he was actually the leader of the terrorist organisation, the Nostalgia Critics, Fooble Dooble Nooble. Nooble announced that he'd been waiting to kill Bjorn for a long time now and assumed a fighting stance, while his opponent swept away the tears of his falsified childhood memories, as he put up his guard. Nooble swung a kick infused with lightning at his nemesis, while Bjorn through a punch of fire at his childhood best friend, colliding into a powerful shockwave of elements. Nooble's kicks turned out to be too powerful for Bjorn and he quickly required his acupuncturing skills to heal himself, but he decided to follow them up by making Nooble's leg numb with Chin Na. Unfazed, Nooble did a hand stand and started spinning, giving his numb leg, whip-like properties, which proved even more devastating to his opponent. Bruised and annoyed, Bjorn let out a viscous yell as he charged forward at him and grabbed his balls with burning hands and slammed him into the ground. Nooble writhed on the ground from the sudden dirty tactic from the cop and tried to kick up, but missed, so he resorted to striking him with a lightning dagger that he stabbed into Bjorn, but he simply took it and retaliated with a devastating punch to the face that slammed into the ground, killing him. Tired, Bjorn lit a cigarette and smoked it, while throwing its remains on his fake friend.
===Shadows of Visvara - Episode of Madness 10: A Little Help===
After defeating their soul's greatest enemy, the West Side Boiz were teleported back to Doug Walker's throne room, where their final mission awaited, but their wounds were severe and Doug Walker mocked them, commenting that they were weak and their army, the Adron Knights, were failing. But when Urmok-Bill and Jackurai Sam started reeling from their exhaustion, Stewart Azazel appeared to help with the rest of BTS, because Bear Bearington had spent the last three days organising a major dose of backup from everyone truly willing to help the West Side Boiz.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 29: Climax of Destiny===
Annoyed by the battle below, Walker walked behind a black curtain, giving Edron a chance to heal everybody, but as soon as he did, Walker burst through the curtain with an explosion, exacerbating the fire enveloping the castle around them, which burned down the walls of the throne room. The battle started with a swing of Walker's lance that wounded Davril, but everyone managed to hit back furiously with insane damage, only for Big Chungus to appear and heal him, while Walker stabbed Russell Howard and threw him into the fire, subsequently enraging Rana. The battle entered a cycle of heavy blows into Walker, with him healing. Davril noticed that Big Chungus was intrinsically linked to the golden weapon, so he tried to grab it and discard it, but felt his life being drained, so Edron Bartholomew II rushed over to take it from him, but faced a similar problem. Walker then took the weapon and transmogrified it into a sling that he threw at the West Side Boiz. Eventually, Walker looked at his enemies with tired eyes and raised the golden staff into the air and summoned down rays of light that blasted down onto the roof of the castle, killing the Bulging Stick, Davril, and Rana. Edron and Bjorn were left alone with Walker, so, filled with the heat of their fallen allies, Bjorn numbed Walker's armed to make him drop his weapon, while Edron kicked it away, but the weapon flew back into his hand and attacked at his enemies, with mighty swings which were narrowly dodged. Edron picked up Bulge's Dragon Blade and used them both with divine smite on Walker's head, cutting it clean off. It began to rain, as Walker's head rolled onto the floor, but the sword began rumbling and floating in the air. The weapon transmogrified into Big Chungus in his purest form, saying, "hmm... that'll hold 'em alright." Edron frantically started eating all the rocks that they'd been collecting as a laser blast came out of Big Chungus' mouth. Edron and Bjorn flew off the cliff, as he continued eating the rocks. As Edron shoved the final rock down his gob, they both felt themselves land on something strong and firm, yet gentle and comforting. They were lifted up high into the air and they looked behind themselves seeing a giant Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson asking, "can you smell... what the Rock is cooking?!" He shoved his hands down his wrestler pants and pulled out each of the West Side Boiz's favourite foods, which resurrected their fallen allies. They were all then placed on the Rock's head, while Big Chungus grew in size to match his new opponent, but the West Side Boiz requested epic wrestling moves from the Rock with him absolutely decimating the Old One with devastating grapples and strikes that finished off with a strike through his abdomen and a signature Bartholomew eye jab, killing him. The Rock placed the West Side Boiz safely on the ground and flexed his muscles, before fading into the rocks again, as they flew off into different directions. The West Side Boiz looked around themselves and saw their allies apprehending the remaining soldiers allied with Doug Walker and they were escorted back to the capital city of Dorlomin, where Shigeru Munakata announced that Visvara was once again unified and that the West Side Boiz previous criminal record had been pardoned and they were awarded medals of honour, presented to them by Bear Bearington.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 30: Epilogue===
Bjorn Yeye resigned from the Barnsley Police Department, despite being offered a promotion, where he started a job bartending. One day, the Band-its did a gig at the bar he worked at, so he decided to take up the offer of being their full time manager/producer.
=== Rugal Will Cry ===
Six months after the defeat of Doug Walker, the West Side Boiz each get a letter from an old ally - Loz. The letters detail that she's finally tracked down her nemesis, Farkensaw Rugal, but admittedly needs help defeating him, requesting they meet up with her on the Eastern side of Mallet Island in the Southern Isles. Unfortunately, Davril Higgenson and Leonardo Turtleneck couldn't make it, because they had both just found out that their significant others are pregnant, in addition she couldn't make contact with Sigismund or Ara, not knowing their current whereabouts. Ultimately, the only members of the West Side Boiz that answered her call were Edron Bartholomew II, Bjorn Yeye, and Rana, nevertheless, Loz put her trust in them and debriefed them, telling them that they'd need to enter the castle by the crack and defeat all of Farkensaw Rugal's friends, while she flew to the top of the castle and attack Rugal directly. Bjorn was a little dissatisfied with the fact he wasn't getting any actual compensation and only really came to see some of the others, so Loz dug around in her pockets and offered them GP 10 each and a mint (1 soft mint and 2 hard mints). With the plan secured, Loz turned into a bat and flew up, while the West Side Boiz entered the crack in the castle. Where they saw 6 doors and 2 sets of steel gates on the left and right of the room. Rana opened the steel gate on the left, because frogs always go left, only to find it was the main entrance and nothing was even out there, confusing him as to why Loz bothered to make them go through a crack in the wall. Edron Bartholomew II and Bjorn Yeye opened two of the doors to find two pairs of undead skeletons that attacked them. Edron slashed one to pieces and intimidated the other one into going "jeepers" before crumbling with the dry bones sound effect. Bjorn Yeye threw a flurry of punches at one of the skeletons completely obliterating it from existence, so the other one just said, "fuck it. It's just not worth it", before retreating back into his closet and closing the door. Edron and Bjorn check and another set of doors with one being empty and the other being full of mouldy bread that Edron tried to eat and subsequently vomited from. Bjorn coaxed Rana into opening the door with an undead skeleton in it (without telling him what was in it); the skeleton was smoking a pipe and Rana asked if he could pretend to fight him, but the skeleton just blew smoke in his face then closed the door. Disgusted by this attitude, Bjorn swung open the door and demanded he pretend to fight Rana, so he begrudgingly got out and took a classic bare-knuckle boxing stance, but Rana didn't even pretend to fight back and instead tried to befriend the skeleton, so the skeleton crushed his own skull since he didn't like the frog. At this point, they'd managed to check five of the doors leaving the final sixth one, which they all opened together, finding a set of stairs going up, so they ascended together, where they found a table with an uncannily large, pale corpse with mismatched body parts with a bunch of apparatus surrounding it, but most importantly, there was a key attached to a necklace around the corpse's neck, so Edron went to grab it. Suddenly, the corpse's yellow eyes burst open and it bellowed out "booobbiiieeess~!!!", while grabbing Edron's wrist and launching him into the wall behind him. Fortunately, it was the wall that had a bunch of pillows all over it, so he took no damage. Edron and Bjorn began their assault and started throwing all kinds of punches and sword swings, while Rana built a pillow fortress that was big relative to his size. Bjorn finished the fight by punching the corpse's head off, then he pulled out his cock and started pissing on it, so Edron got his out and started crossing streams, while they also started sword fighting, but with their penises. Rana grabbed the key from the corpse, while narrowly avoiding the piss streams and went downstairs to unlock the gate on the "other left" (the right). Eventually, the others came down and they all entered the next area together, where they found a quaint little garden, where a wolf head wall fountain was placed directly opposite them. There were also two doors on the left and right of them, so the party split up. Bjorn went up to the fountain and thought "wow, that wolf head statue thing is pretty cool. I want it." So he pulled at it with all his might, but couldn't move it an inch, causing him to lash out at it with fire out of anger, sending him further into despair, since it didn't do anything. Defeated, he sat down in the middle of the garden to smoke, thinking about how useless he is. Edron and Rana came back to the garden later on to find a very depressed looking Bjorn, who was lamenting his failures as a man, talking about how he wanted to take the wolf head statue off the wall, but its hollow eyeless gaze was mocking him with its resistance. Realising that the wolf's eye crystals were acting like keys of some kind, Edron grabbed Rana's and place both the eyes in the fountain, causing the the fountain to stop pouring out water and begins to slowly shake downwards into the ground. The party look up to the sky and notice the clouds parting, revealing a full moon, as they begin to hear a loud howl. Suddenly, a silhouette springs forward from beyond the castle into the garden and lands behind them all. It arches its back revealing its immense size, before showing them that it is in fact a towering werewolf. It gives a a sharp grin while saying, "ah! I'm a werewolf! Ah! Fight me! Fight me!!" Edron tried to make peace with it by showing his bearskin cape and going look at me, we're brother, but the werewolf just said, "that's a bear you moron," while getting into a low-stance. As the three of them prepared to fight, the door Edron came out of burst open as the slime creature appeared again, since he didn't kill it. The all-out battle began with Edron swinging his sword at the the slime, only to have it get swallowed in, prompting him to smartly follow-up with a punch, that caused his whole body to get engulfed, while, Bjorn and the Werewolf were exchanging heavy blows. Rana attempted to befriend the werewolf, but it hungered for frog flesh, so he abandoned the idea and tried to talk to the slime, finding out it for some reason could talk frog, but at like basic GCSE-level understanding. He compiled simple phrases to articulate that he wanted him to let Edron go, so the slime split apart and put him in a smaller cage, attesting that he was actually an evil slime and also begged him not to use fire, because he's weak to it, so Rana told him that he'd kill him and asked Bjorn to use his fire to kill the slime. Bjorn produced a flame that melted and dissolved the slime into mush, freeing Edron who was now spitting out all of the slime in his body. The werewolf then drop kicked and bit Bjorn, so he punched both side of the werewolf's hips, while Edron gouged his eyes out with his secret technique, causing him to flee away in agony. The party pressed on through the fountain, where they found a dining hall with a long table full of food, but at the end were two figures sat just in front of another door. Rana swaggered up like he owned the place and sat in a seat next to them and said, "whad'ya think you guys are doin' in my crib?" only for his intimidation to fall flat, since one of the figures was an unconscious Loz and the other was a stoic knight in heavy armour. The knight grabbed Rana and squeezed him within in an inch of his life, before dropping him and drawing his sword at the others. Edron swung his sword at him, while Bjorn rushed over to Rana and told him not to die now, before sending a couple of his own punches the knight's way. The knight's immense power was formidable though, as just one swung nearly killed Edron, shocking all three of them. The fight cycled through them getting brutally hit, trying to heal themselves, or getting the occasional hit back, but in the end it seemed the odds were no in the West Side Boiz's favour. Rana crawled over to Loz and screamed in her face to wake her up. Successful, he told her to help them, because they're fucking dying! Loz couldn't do much in the way of healing, because she had no such abilities, but she also couldn't attack due to exhaustion, so she offered to turn Rana into a vampire, which he accepted, turning him into an immortal creature of the night. Loz then immediately realised that he was a pacifist and regretted to inform him that blood was one of his only sources of sustenance, but it seemed Rana was undergoing the beginnings of a new vicissitude. Edron then healed everyone and the battle raged on, eventually leading to Bjorn punching the knight's helmet off, revealing it to be a much paler Vergil with glowing red eyes, as if possessed. Confused by this betrayal, they called out Bjorn called out to Vergil, but he was in agony of his face being revealed and stumbled back into a window, smashing through it. They all gathered to check the window only to find he'd disappeared. They ate from the feast on the table, while they asked Loz what happened. She explained that she was knocked out by Vergil upon entering this dining hall, trying to get Farkensaw Rugal's throne room, which was through the doors in front of them. Fully healed and prepared, they headed towards it and opened it together with courage in their hearts. The throne itself was facing out at the balcony in the moonlit landscape. A large black cloak stretched out from beyond the throne and it collapsed to the ground as the figure sat there began to stand up, revealing its immense size. Shockingly, it was caringly holding a baby that it put in a cottage, before turning towards the party and introduced himself as Farkensaw Rugal. Understanding the situation, they all took a fighting stance and began exchanging blows. The fight was brutal, despite Rana's attempts for friendship and sexual intercourse, resulting in Rugal swinging a chair at the West Side Boiz, which knocked out Loz. The fight was eventually won however due to Bjorn setting Rugal on fire, which caused his clothes to burn off, allowing Rana to enter his asshole freely. Rugal shit him out and decided he was done, so he grabbed his baby and turned into a bat to fly away, hoping to never see them again. He was gone for about 10 seconds, only to return and ask if they killed all his friends and the West Side Boiz confirmed this fact, although they said his werewolf friend was still alive. Rugal flew away once again, this time filled with more despair, while Loz woke up ready for round 2, only to be berated by her companions for not doing her job and for doing basically nothing even while they were trying to assassinate Doug Walker. She gave them the other half of their payment with teary eyes and apologised, while they all paddled back to mainland Visvara on their boat.
== Gallery ==
CharacterSheetIconsSovRov Bjorn.png|Bjorn Yeye (2nd edition render)
Bjorn5.jpg|Bjorn Yeye (1st edition render)
MagicKart Bjorn.jpg|Bjorn Yeye's Magic Kart
EOM8.10.jpg|Episode of Madness 8 (page 10 of 13)
EOM8.11.jpg|Episode of Madness 8 (page 11 of 13)
EOM8.12.jpg|Episode of Madness 8 (page 12 of 13)
EOM8.13.jpg|Episode of Madness 8 (page 13 of 13)
PenultimateBattle BjornFooble.jpg|Bjorn Yeye vs Fooble Dooble Nooble
EOM10.2.jpg|Bjorn Yeye, exhausted from his battle with Fooble Dooble Nooble
EOM10.20.jpg|Scrapped Final page for Episode of Madness 10
SOV Finish.jpg|Shadows of Visvara Completion Celebration Sketch
2YearAni SOV.jpg|Bjorn Yeye in the Visvara 2 Year Anniversary Poster
==Trivia ==
*Bjorn was initially intended to exclusively be an NPC character who would join the West Side Boiz, but the DM thought they'd warm up to him more if he was a playable character instead.
*Bjorn's design is based off of Lei Wulong from Tekken. Specifically his design from Tekken 5.
*Bjorn plays the keytar.
*Bjorn is allergic to tea.
Category:The Wavis D&D Legend
Category:Shadows of Visvara
Category:Playable Characters
Category:Characters
Category:Rugal Will Cry