Food Frustration and Feuds

"Food Frustration and Feuds" is a high quality article from the King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!.
==Summary==
With HOBaRT out of commission following his devastating defeat at the hands of MissingNo., a food shortage notice is posted in the cafeteria. While King Dedede and Wario squabble over a garlic pizza, Meowth finds a postscript on the notice about a food storage.
==Transcript==
*A note has been taped to the front counter of the Gaylord Hotel Cafeteria:*
“hey guys, hobart is out of commission for the time being, so there’s gonna be a little food shortage for a bit. just wait until hobart is back in a few >:3]”
*Dedede sees Meowth, who is standing nearby.*
*Dedede bops Escargoon with his hammer.*
*Wario warbles in and notices the sign at the front counter.*
*Wario turns to look, Dedede steals the pizza from Wario’s plate and runs towards the exit doors.*
*Wario charges up a dash before running to catch Dedede, with Escargoon trailing behind.*
*Meowth takes a closer look at the note.*
“ps there’s some food in the back if you get hungry lol”