Epic Rap Battle Parodies 46

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Hank Hill vs Duck Dynasty is the 46th battle of ERBParodies. It is the battle of the rednecks featuring Hank Hill, from cartoon television series "King of the Hill", against Willie and Si Robertson, from Reality television series "Duck Dynasty". It was released on June 29, 2014.
== Cast ==
RLYoshi as Willie Robertson (audio)
Justin Buckner as Willie Robertson (video)
Nathan Provost as Si Robertson
 
Justin Buckner as Hank Hill (audio)
Froggy as Hank Hill (video)
SuperThingsOnCups as Bobby Hill
== Lyrics ==
Willie:
It's time to Dine with the Dynasty! You're facing Willie and Si!
Don't you dare complain, Hank, you'll have to Dale with it this time
Quit kidding, man, you sell cocaine and cocaine accessories,
Here's Redneck Rule #1: Learn to never mess with me
Si:
It's a fact, Jack, we'll double team to spit hard at you,
I've eaten 'coon crap that tasted better than your barbeque,
It doesn't take a Boggle tournament just to know that we beat ya
Your chances of winning are as narrow as your urethra
Hank:
Willie, you giblet head, you're really out of luck
You think you can rap against me? You can't even talk to your ducks
Don't talk about my urethra, BWAH! I'm gonna kick your ass
I'm the king, and you'll feel the pro-pain that I bring at last
I'm not saying you're not good at rapping, I'm just saying I'm better
If you werent my enemies I'd slap you, making your sunburn redder
Who'd want to watch a dumb show about redneck ex-drug users?
With the head of the family being a homophobic, teen-marrying, LOSER!
Willie:
We'll shoot you down like Duck Hunter, so prepare to fall under
Spitting Duck Call after Duck Call, your friends will drop by the numbers
Si:
Hey, hey, hey, we'll push this king off of his hill
Our rhymes are cooler than my iced tea, so prepare to feel a chill
Willie:
We'll call you out like a Duck Commander, so listen when we wreck this
Si:
Lemme tell you the story about how we kicked Hank's ass out of Texas
Willie:
I don't want to hear a quack, so just shut your trap, dude!
Both:
The truth is, we'd buy from Fatherton before ever visiting you
Bobby:
Let go of my purse! I don't even know you! *kicks one of them in the balls*
Hank:
Your verses are more crap, than what Bobby listens to.
Now listen, to be fishes you have to think like fishes
So that means to beat you two, we have to think like little bitches
How nerve wrecking that these sell-outs are trying to fight me,
when the fact is Walmart is reason they make their money
You guys have put me down less than Si puts down his cup
So now it's time to celebrate with an Alamo beer, yep
== Poll ==
<poll>
Who won?
Hank Hill
Duck Dynasty
</poll>
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