Krusty Kantina

Krusty Kantina is the second episode of Adventures in Bikini Gulch, in the episode, SpongeBuck gets a job at the Krusty Kantina making the newest food product: The "Krabby Patty"
== Transcript ==
Last time in Adventues in Bikini Gulch, SpongeBob and Patrick get transformed into their great grandpas and get teleported into Bikini Gulch, and decide to explore
SpongeBuck: Look! An Ice Cream Parlor!
Pecos Patrick looks
Pecos Patrick: (amazed) WOW!
SpongeBuck: Look! The jailhouse! And that mean old Dead Eye is in there!
SpongeBuck: (waves) Hi, Dead Eye!
Dead Eye Plankton: Curse you, SpongeBuck!
SpongeBuck: Thank you!
Dead Eye Plankton: (to himself) Idiot...
SpongeBuck: Look! The Krusty....
SpongeBuck: Kantina?
Pecos Patrick: That's a new one
SpongeBuck: Pecos, wanna go in?
Pecos Patrick: Okay!
SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick go inside The Krusty Kantina
SpongeBuck: WOW!
Pecos Patrick: WHOA!
Hopalong Tentacles: Here you go, sir...a glass of water...
Sir: Thanks!
Hopalong Tentacles: Barnacle head...
Sir: Pardon me?
Hopalong Tentacles: You forgot your mayonnaise...
Sir: Thanks!
Hopalong Tentacles: (to himself) Why would he order water AND mayonnaise?
Hopalong notices SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick
Hopalong Tentacles: It's-it's-it's...
Hopalong Tentacles: (yelling) THE SHERRIF AND HIS IDIOTIC FRIEND!!!
Everyone looks at SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick
SpongeBuck: umm....Howdy do?
Hopalong Tentacles: What may we do for our sherrif?
SpongeBuck: Well, do you still have the fry cook job available?
Hopalong Tentacles: You...instead of want to protect us....wanna feed us?!
SpongeBuck: Well, I guess I can do both jobs...
SpongeBuck: You could close the restaurant when the sherrif is doing his duty!
SpongeBuck: And if the sherrif cooks, it's worth spending the money!
Mr. Krabs (Western): Did someone say...
Hopalong Tentacles: Oh, no
Mr. Krabs pushes Hopalong out of the way
Mr. Krabs (Western): Money? 🤑
SpongeBuck: umm....I did?
Mr. Krabs (Western): You're hired!
SpongeBuck looks at the menu (Water 2.99$, Milk 1.99$, Mayonnaise 0.99$)
SpongeBuck: WHAT?! NO KRABBY PATTIES?!
Mr. Krabs (Western): umm....What's a "Krah-beh Pah-teh"?
SpongeBuck: A Krabby Patty!
SpongeBuck makes a Krabby Patty
SpongeBuck: This...is a Krabby Patty
Mr. Krabs (Western) I dunno...it looks like a burger to me...besides...burgers can't be crabby...
SpongeBuck shoves the Krabby Patty into Mr. Krabs' mouth
Mr. Krabs eats the Krabby Patty
Mr. Krabs (Western): whoa...
Mr. Krabs (Western): THAT'S THE BEST THING I HAD IN YEARS!!!!
Mr. Krabs (Western) Now, you're DEFINETELY hired!
Mr. Krabs adds the Krabby Patty on the menu (Krabby Patty 1.99$)
Sir: A "Krabbeh Pants-ee"? I'll have one...
SpongeBuck makes Krabby Patty
SpongeBuck: Here ya go sir! Enjoy the patty!
Sir eats the patty
Sir: THAT'S THE BEST THING I EVER HAD IN MY LIFE!!!
Sir: I'll take 2,000
SpongeBuck makes 2,000 Krabby Patties
Sir eats them all and pays
Mr. Krabs (Western): (heavy gasp)
Mr. Krabs gets dollar signs for eyes
Mr. Krabs (Western): EVERYONE, SPONGEBUCK SQUAREPANTS IS THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!!!
Everyone in the Kantina cheers except Hopalong
Hopalong Tentacles: Hey! That belongs to me!
Mr. Krabs (Western): Too bad, you can't make Krabby Patties
Everyone in the Kantina except Hopalong laughs
Hopalong Tentacles: Grr....
== Characters ==
* SpongeBuck SquarePants
* Pecos Patrick Star
* Dead Eye Plankton (Debut, Cameo)
* Hopalong Tentacles (Debut)
* Sir (Debut)
* Krusty Kantina customers (Debut)
* Mr. Krabs (Western) (Debut)
== Trivia ==
* The part where Hopalong gives the Sir water and mayonnaise is a reference to Just One Bite
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