Boating Exams

Boating Exams is the 57th episode of Wait Wut and the 17th episode of season three.
== Transcript ==
(Bell rings) 
Mrs. Puff: Alright class, before we get let out for Christmas break, we have to take our exams!
SpongeBob: Hooray! 
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, you shouldn’t be cheering. You’ve failed the exam so many times. 
SpongeBob: I thought I got an A last time. 
Mrs. Puff: That’s what Patrick got. 
Patrick: Sometimes stupid stars can get good grades, y’know. 
Mrs. Puff: So… let’s begin! (she begins passing out test papers) 
SpongeBob: (to himself) Damn Neptune! I wasn’t prepared for this! I was too busy fondling myself in the bathroom! 
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, focus. The test is starting… now. 
(SpongeBob starts sweating, and starts scribbling down random answers. Patrick is much more confident and writes down the right answers. SpongeBob notices this and taps on Patrick’s shoulder) 
Patrick: (whispering) What is it, buddy? 
Patrick: (whispering) What is it, buddy? SpongeBob: (whispering) Can we trade papers? 
Patrick: (whispering) No way, man, I got this in the bag! For once it’s not on my head! 
Mrs. Puff: Okay, everyone, time’s up. Turn in your exams. 
(Everyone turns in their exams, and SpongeBob has the brilliant idea of switching his and Patrick’s names on their papers. He does this with a pencil and quickly turns them in) 
(The next day…) 
(SpongeBob is browsing his school grades when he sees he got an F on the exam) 
SpongeBob: Damn Neptune, it didn’t work! 
(Patrick sees that he got an A on his exam) 
Patrick: Woo-hoo! Maybe I’m not such a dummy after all. I wonder how SpongeBoy did. 
(Cut to SpongeBob crying in his room. Patrick opens up the door to his house and walks in)
Patrick: You okay? 
SpongeBob: (going insane) Here, take this. (he gives Patrick a costume that looks exactly like SpongeBob) You’re going to summer school! 
Patrick: what the fuck 
SpongeBob: Wrong line, Pat. 
Patrick: wait wut 
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