The Disaster

==Going to the Mall==
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:: Oh, come on kids. Stop it with your yawning, it's a lovely morning. 
:: We're off to buy some stuff at the Elmore Mall. 
:: Saturdays are cool. 
:: Cause we don't go to school.
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:: And I am gonna buy some donkey... drool. Sorry, that's all I had.
:: Nothing can go wrong.
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:, , , and : We'll be happy all day long. And that's the reason why we sing this song.
==Magic Universal Remote==
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:: Be careful with this universal remote, it has a power only a fool would not fear. Tell me, for what will you use it?
:​: Oh you know, for TVs, DVD players... VENGEANCE!
:: No! It cannot be used for evil! Give me that! 
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:​: Back off, old man! 
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:​​​​​​​​: Amazing...!
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:​​​​​​​​: Look, children. All the mistakes the world has ever made.
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:​​​: Guys! Guys! Over here!
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:: There's no bad guy here! You could be our mortal enemy!
:​​​​​​​​: You turned me into the villain, Gumball Watterson. You left me with this broken body. You gave me this ridiculous voice. Well now, I'm in control!  And the time has come for you to pay.
:: Same for you buddy. That remote was twelve ninety-nine.
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:: There's no space to park, but we're having such a lark that we don't like having to wait until it's dark.
:: Break it down! 
:: Gumball, honey, could you stop that?
:: What? It's not hurting anyone. 
:: Yes, well, it's grating and I'm driving. Gumball, I said stop.
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:​​​​​​​​: Prepare to suffer!
:: Gumball, I won't ask you again!
:: But I'm just playing with... 
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:​​​​​​​​: I will destroy you and everyone you love. 
:: ...the window. I mean, what's the worst that can happen?
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:: Everyone is happy, 'cause they realize it wasn’t my fault and even if it was I wouldn't have done it on purpose and therefore they forgive me-
:: I told you to stop playing with that crappy window but you never listen! Talking to you can be like... trying to comb the skin of a kiwi crap!
:: What?
:: This is gonna cost a fortune! Do you think money grows on trees - well I guess it does 'cause it's made of crap - but that’s not the point! I’m cutting off your allowance, we're broke enough as it is! I'm so angry I can't think of words so I’m just gonna make sounds! 
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==Video Game Bargain Bin==
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:: Aww, cheer up, dude! Look, we still got two dollars, we can buy a game from here!
:: Everyone knows the bargain bin is a grandma Christmas trap. Extreme Tractor Racing. The review says: "Here's a cheat code. Go left, forward, forward, right, forward, back to the store where you bought it and ask for a refund."
:: Daisy the Donkey the video game! "If boredom didn't put you into a coma during the show, then this game will finish the job..."
:: Hey, look! They have a new Legend of Zelmore! Wait, what? The Tale of Zolmore? For PolyStation? There's not even a disk inside! It's painted on the box! It's a knockoff!
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==Losing Darwin==
:​​​​​​​​​:  Now, prepare to lose your brother.
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:: Now we have nothing to play for the whole summer.
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:: "If we hadn't adopted him, we would have enough money." A-are you serious?!
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:: What do you mean, "Isn't it obvious?!"
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:: Am I stupid?! 
:: Dude, what's wrong with you?!
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:: "Apart from the fact you're a glorified pet that looks like a tiny orange sausage?"
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:: Ow! Dude! DUDE!
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:: Hey, wait-
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:: What's going on? Darwin! DARWIN!
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:: Buddy, plea- I didn't mean to upset you!
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:: Darwin! Darwin! Wha?
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:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: You thought I was the Hot Dog Guy, right?
:: Uh, no, I thought you were my brother Darwin.
:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Oh. That's a nice change.
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:: Mom! Dad! 
:: Don't worry, sweetie. We'll find him.
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:: Of course we understand you when you're making no sense, we're your family!
:: I think I mistranslated a word, though. When you said: did you really mean "evil magic subtitles?"
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==Losing the Family==
:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: And now it's time for you to lose your parents. Parental filter: off. 
:: Okay, Nicole, here's the plan. You sort out this mess and I'll get a box of doughnuts and eat away the stress this family keeps dumping on me.
:: Honey, I know it's difficult because it's so prominent, but could you please forget your stomach for a minute?
:: It's your nagging voice I wish I could forget!
:: I wish I could forget you forgetting our anniversary!
:: Sorry, kids, could you just cover your ears for a sec?
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:: Your mother and I have come to an agreement. I'm getting a doughnut and she's getting a better husband.
: and : WHAT?!
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:: Gumball, please look after your sister. I'm gonna go and de-ruin our lives! 
:: Dad, wait! 
:: Where are you going?!
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:: He managed to win Mom over once, doing it again would be like nailing a backflip in high heels on a tightrope! 
:: I'm supposed to be looking after you! 
:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: You will lose them all.
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:: Anais, wait!
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:: Gotcha!
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==Losing Penny==
:: I know- I know there's no way to make this look okay, but I'm gonna try anyway.
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:: 佩妮! 有人成日都玩緊我, 而家睇嚟我呃你。[Subtitles: Penny! Someone has been messing with me all day, and now it looks like I'm cheating on you.]
:: 我知你唔會咁背叛我, 但係呢種語言聽起黎好似係我哋拗緊, 所以而家我好沮喪! [Subtitles: I know you wouldn't betray me like this, but this language sounds like we're arguing, so now I'm upset!] 
:: 冇佩妮, 請稍候! [Subtitles: No Penny, please wait!] 
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:: Huh?
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:: W-What is this?
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:: What's going on?
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:​​​​​​​​​: I did warn you.
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:​​​​​​​​​: I said I would destroy you, and everyone you love. 
:: You! It was YOU who did all this! My arch-nemesis, Roy!
:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: No, no, no, my name isn't- MY NAME IS ROB, GOSHDARN IT! 
:: Okay, I'm sorry. But... how have you done this?
:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: With THIS. 
:: But why?
:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Wait up. This requires the right mood.
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:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: You have only yourself to blame. You being the hero of all this means that I have to be the villain! But I never wanted to be the villain! I wanted to be the cute sidekick who gets his own plush toy and a spinoff show.
:: What are you talking about?
:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: You really don't get it, do you? So happy to star in your "amazing world." Can't you see that none of this is real?!
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:: I-I don't understand.
:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: It doesn't matter. Once you're out of the picture I can be WHOEVER I WANT!
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:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: I'm sorry, Gumball Watterson. THERE'S NO OTHER WAY! 
:: NO! 
==Fighting for the Remote==
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:: Is it me, or does this music have a whole different vibe to this situation?
:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Yeah, hold on.
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:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Give me that remote you little—
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:: Ha! In your face! Dude?
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:: Oh my gosh. Rolf? Talk to me, Ralph! Oh, what have I done?! Ron, wake up! Please, Ross, are you okay? Talk to me, Raj! What have I done to you? Oh, Rose—
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:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: THAT'S NOT EVEN A MAN'S NAME!
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:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Time to eject you, once and for all.
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:: The batteries are dead! What now?
:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Well, I guess you're gonna do what any hero would do to save the ones he loves. You're gonna follow the remote.
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:: That's pretty high... Maybe, just...
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:: Darn it— Aaaaaaah!
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:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Goodbye. 
== To Be Continued ==
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:: What...?! Yes! 
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