Maddie Fretz is High

Maddie Fretz is High was a Controversial YouTube Red show that was canceled after one episode due to the high controversy in XXXTentacion's death. The episode didn't even really have a plot. The first part of it was Maddie vlogging herself buying some cocaine(Crystalized SAGWA) from her dealer, Snuffleupagus, at the Canadian border. She then transferred it across the Cyanidian Border went home and snorted it up while making a rant on IHE and how he's stupid because he hates the dumb app known as musical.ly. She also thinks that he was an "opinion disrespecter" and the reason why ZOOM is canceled even though he has nothing to do with it. Maddie also talked about her crush on Olivia from Baby Barry B. Benson while watching a greeny phatom marathon with "Dr. Beanson, The One Of A Kind Soldier That Brings You This Message!" and GrizleeBear with a dakimakura of {X}. Maddie then held up a piece of paper with something written in Vecistanist/Cyanidian-Switch Godrodian Runes to the camera which translated to "Glory To The New Vecistan!" along with it's Vecistanist/Cyanidian/Godrodian Combined Flag. She then flipped the paper over on it's back which was written in more Godrodian Runes that translated to her saying that she was not Maddie but that she was a part of an ancient alien race known as a "Godrodian" that met on the other side of the "Mi Toro" mexican restaurant back in August of 2007 who has travelled half-way across the United States Of America to fulfill it's true purpose and that she was trapped inside of an "inferior minded being's" body on it's way to protect itself from being exposed as a non-human being, It was unable to free itself from said body because of her being permanently bound so she had tried to sacrifice herself until realizing that the godrodian was immortal.. She then tried to send help out to those who have been victims to "The Godrod Family" and started talking about the world's controversy by revealing some shocking facts that got rather political followed by it being cut to "7 seconds of omniscience" until the video ended.. Due to the extremely controversial yet classified information, The show got cancelled and the episode got removed... permanently.. 
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