Thomas Jefferson vs Light Yagami

The 3rd President of the United States, Thomas Jefferson, raps against the main protagonist of the Death Note series, Light Yagami, in a battle of many things: names, death, the world and America. Some surprise rappers may appear as well.
== Cast ==
Zach Sherwin or Markiplier as Thomas Jefferson
EpicLLOYD as Ben Franklin
Nice Peter as George Washington
Dante Cimadamore or EpicLLOYD as Light Yagami (video), Nice Peter as audio
Ryan Higa as L
Dante Cimadamore as Ryuk (video), Nice Peter as audio
EpicLLOYD as John Adams (cameo)
Josie Ahlquist as Misa Amane (cameo)
== Locations ==
Thomas Jefferson: Monticello
Ben Franklin: Pennsylvania Hospital
George Washington: Delaware River
Jefferson, Franklin and Washington (last line): American Flag
Light Yagami: Ibaraki Hospital
L: JFC Headquarters
Ryuk: Shinigami Realm
== Beats ==
Jefferson, Franklin and Washington: Eve of War
Light Yagami: Blacked Out
Ryuk: Oblivion
== The Battle ==
=== Announcer: ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
THOMAS JEFFERSON
VS
LIGHT YAGAMI
BEGIN!
=== Light Yagami: ===
Ah, back from the dead to shed some light on this situation
About to demolish a Founding Father and assume my domination
You may say that I'm evil (Go ahead…), but looking at you, you owned slaves
While I take men like Burr and Hamilton and put them in their graves
Your little piece of paper couldn't amount to what I did
Looking at your small town life and my intelligence, I declare that you're stupid
You really want to mess with me?
(cuts to L's death scene)
See what I mean?
My flow just proved to you that the magic number is not 3
=== Thomas Jefferson: ===
Gentlemen, we now stand on a great battlefield, and our enemy will not yield
I announce a declaration to escort him from this battlefield
I fought for independence while your own friends were after you (Ah!)
You being insane? Correct, because you screwed up bruh
You need to be a little more Mello, this is not how the world works
I Lawliet at the fact that you monologue like you're butthurt
I fought for America and you're about to get your ass kicked by #3
It looks like this teen couldn't take a little light irony
=== L: ===
Aha! I found you Kira,
It's time I take my place and make sure you disappear (uh)
You claim you fought for justice but it looks like I'm more superior… (Wha?)
(Light writes L's name in his death note and L suffers a heart attack.)
=== Light Yagami: ===
Victory will be mine you dumb bitch, you can tell by the way I look
Don't screw up with me or else I'll write your name in my book
I got a god complex, I don't need no friends
With a book of death this ain't no pretend
So bring out your friends 'cause this is the end
=== Jefferson, Franklin and Washington: ===
(Jefferson, Franklin, Washington)
I helped my county in its time of need, you betrayed your friends at every turn
Chopping you down with my lyrical axe, looks like you got a lesson to learn
Allow me to show this lady how we do it in Philly
You cause trouble for everyone because you got a small willy
(Jefferson and Washington): Our victory is looking Near to us, no way you can win against this
We all know you're Kira, so we have no choice but to end this
(All): The big three just stomped another anime dick
(The backgrounds start to disperse and the Shinigami Realm materializes along with Ryuk and the book.)
=== Ryuk: ===
Allow me to jump in and turn the page
It's Ryuk, creating hell and ending your days
Tommy, if you don't change your slave ways, you'll end up like John Adams
And Light, you're a jerk, you killed your own fiancé, my god, man!
Looks like you all bit off more than you should've took
And allow me to write your names in my book
(Ryuk writes all the rappers' names in the Death Note and they die.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
=== Announcer: ===
UM WELL…
AWKWARD…
(ahem)
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE, I GUESS?
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF-
(A heart monitor starts beeping and the logo starts coughing,)
UH OH… HIIISSSTOOrryyy…
(The heart monitor stops playing and the logo suffers a heart attack.)