Annoying Orange: Ask Orange 1/Transcript

Orange: (talking to the audience) Hey, hey fruit lovers! It's me, Orange! And, you know what that means?
French Fries: (singing) It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday!
Orange: Nope, it's only Monday.
French Fries: Ohhh.
Orange: Looks like, you're gonna have to "ketch-up." (laughs)
(Dane sprayed French Fries with ketchup, and French Fries were screaming)
Orange: (talking to the audience) I've heard you guys had a lot of questions for me. (talking to Laptop) Isn't that right, Laptop?
Laptop: What are you? Joking? (chuckle) Your fans have been blowing me up.
Orange: Yeah! Literally! (laughs)
Laptop: (laugh) Wait. What?
(Laptop explodes, the title card came from exploding, and everybody cheers.)
Voice: It's time for "Ask Orange!"
Orange: All right, apples, let's get to the questions!
Daneboe: (reading)
Dean Berrien You've been around quite a while, how do you keep fresh?
(says "stay" instead "keep")
Orange: (with his face mask) That's easy. I'd just go for a good peel. (laughs)
(Dane rips Orange's face mask off)
Orange: OWWWWW!!!
Daneboe: Noah asks (reading)
Noah Luttrell Dear orange whats the most annoying sound you can make?
(does not read "Dear Orange")
Orange: Hmmmmm. I have to go with, NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(The lens of the camera brake)
Daneboe: Jackie asks (reading)
Jackie Hernandez Hey orange, what happened to your wii-pony?
(does not read "Hey orange")
Orange: Uh, I had to let him go. He needed a more stable environment. (laughs)
Daneboe: (reading)
Melissa Showtime Luna HOW LONG CAN YOU SPIT SEEDS AT PEAR!!??!?
Orange: Hmmmm. I don't know. Lets find out. (talking to Pear) Hey, hey Pear!
Pear: Huh?
(Orange spits all of the seeds at Pear, and Pear screamed)
Daneboe: (reading)
Paige Waigey Hastings is marshmallow a boy or a girl?
Orange: Wow, I thought everyone knew that Marshmallow was a--
(The screen turned into Technical Difficulties appeared in 5 seconds, and the screen came on to Orange.)
Orange: There you have it! Now, you finally know what Marshmallow is, too.
Marshmallow: Mmmmmm, I taste like rainbows! (giggles)
Daneboe: Tim says (reading)
Tim Senanayake Orange, I think you should show Little Apple a LITTLE more respect. Get it? LITTLE more? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Skips "Orange" does not say "more" after the last "LITTLE" or the laughing part)
Orange: (laugh) It's funny, cause he's little. (laughs)
(record scratches)
Little Apple: Yeah, thanks a lot, Tim.
Daneboe: Olivia asks, (reading)
Olivia Dawson HOW CAN U TALK!!!!!!!!!!
Orange: Really loudly! (laughs)
Daneboe: (reading)
Yolitzen Zarate hey, hey Orange what's your favorite singer??
(does not read the first "hey" and replaces "what's" with "who's")
Orange: Me! (singing)
Daneboe: Shad asks, (reading)
Shad Webb hey!!!! hey!!!! orange hey!!!! hey !!! orange when r u going to make an terminator show with orange as arnold and pear as robert patrick, and little apple as john conner?
(skips over the first part, replaces "an" with "a", and skips all of the "and"s except for the last one)
Orange: Hmm, sorry, Shad. I don't think that's gonna happen.
(Pear uses a body of slime, he turns back into Pear, and Little Apple has a machine gun)
Pear and Little Apple: What?!
Little Apple: Come on!
Pear: Come on!
Little Apple: I bought this machine gun for nothing?
Daneboe: Grace asks, (reading)
Grace Wacholz I have a very important question, so important u shud really put it on ask orange. Ok here's the question: if an orange is orange, what is a strawberry?
(skips over the first part of the question. Skip "an" and "a")
Orange: Oh, that's easy. Squash!
Strawberry: What?! That doesn't even make any sence.
Orange: No, Squash!
(Squash squashed a strawberry by an accident.)
Orange: Whoa! Looks like, you're in a real jam! (laughs)
Squash: Ewwwwww! Gross!
Daneboe: Miguel asks, (reading)
Miguel Fialho Can i have a question in your show?
(replaces "in" with "on")
Orange: You sure can, Miguel. And, so can everyone else. Just, leave a question for me in the comment section below for the next episode. Now, start asking some questions! Do it! Do it, now! Come on! Ask some questions! You're not asking! Come on, guys! Lets do it!
(End rolls)
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