Designer In-Spire

Designer In-Spire is an event that can appear in Act 2, and Act 3. You encounter a shop with a snobbish owner, who reluctantly offers you his service.
If you do not have enough HP for the [Punch] option, you will not encounter this event.
==Options==
Numbers in parentheses are for Ascension 15 or higher.
*[Adjustments] Lose 40 Gold. The reward presented will be one of these two:
** a card.
**Upgrade 2 random cards.
*[Clean Up] Lose 60 Gold. The reward presented will be one of these two:
**Remove a card.
** 2 cards.
*[Full Service] Lose 90 Gold. Remove a card, then upgrade a random card.
*[Punch] Lose 3 HP.
== Dialogue ==
Encounter 	Encounter
You discover a shop with the banner "IN-SPIRE" and walk in to see what's inside. 	You discover a shop with the banner "IN-SPIRE" and walk in to see what's inside.
"No, no way. Nope. Can't let you in!" A man with ridiculous clothing appears at the entrance to bar you. 	"No, no way. Nope. Can't let you in!" A man with ridiculous clothing appears at the entrance to bar you.
Designer: "This will not do, no no. What is this style? Disgusting! Are you Business?? You a customer? Fine. Whaaatever."	Designer: "This will not do, no no. What is this style? Disgusting! Are you Business?? You a customer? Fine. Whaaatever."
He lets out an exaggerated sigh and points at a list of services. 	He lets out an exaggerated sigh and points at a list of services.
The services seem fine, but you would rather punch this smug man in his smug face. 	The services seem fine, but you would rather punch this smug man in his smug face.
Adjustment, Clean Up, or Full Service 	Adjustment, Clean Up, or Full Service
Designer: "Okay, bye bye now." 	Designer: "Okay, bye bye now."
...should've punched him. 	...should've punched him.
Punch 	Punch
You punch him so hard your fist hurts. 	You punch him so hard your fist hurts.
Designer: "My FACE!! Now I'll have to-" 	Designer: "My FACE!! Now I'll have to-"
He fainted. Who's and now? 	He fainted. Who's and now?
==Notes==
*If you have insufficient gold, not enough cards to upgrade, or not enough cards to remove, the corresponding option will be disabled.
**If none of the first three options are available, you will be forced to select [Punch] to leave the event.
==Trivia==
* The name of the shop is a pun on the word "Inspire". 
** The shop belongs to a designer, who draws from many inspirations.
** The shop is literally in the Spire. 
==Gallery==
DesignerPunched2.jpg|Image of the Designer after he has been punched.
==Update History==
*Patch V2.0: The Watcher
**The Designer event's options are now seeded.
*Weekly Patch 39: We Meet Again!
**Hotfix: The Designer event now has invalid options greyed out (caused softlock).
**Added City/Beyond Event: Designer In-Spire.
Category:Event