The Butterfinger Group/Transcript

== Original version ==
[We are inside the Springfield Elementary School's lunchroom. Bart walks next to Milhouse.]
* Milhouse: Hey, Bart. Wanna trade lunches?
* Bart: No way, dude. I got each of the four food groups: [He opens his lunch box and takes out a sandwich in a wrapper, an orange milk carton, a banana, and a Butterfinger.] Sandwich group, cow group, jungle group, Butterfinger group.
* Milhouse: Hey, there's no Butterfinger group.
* Bart: Oh contraire, mon frere. The Butterfinger group provides the crunchy peanut butter and chocolaty taste, essential for survival.
* [Milhouse looks into his lunch bag, realizing that he has no Butterfinger group.]
* Milhouse: I don't have a Butterfinger group.
* Bart: Looks like you could die of malnutrition, dude. [He bites his Butterfinger. A fading screen of a blue light screen zooming out of a Butterfinger.]
* Announcer: Peanut buttery Butterfinger.
* Bart: [off-screen] It's neato!
* Announcer: [chuckles] And it's neato!
== Alternate version ==
[We are inside the Springfield Elementary School's lunchroom. Bart walks next to Milhouse.]
* Milhouse: Hey, Bart. Wanna trade lunches?
* Bart: No way, dude. I got each of the four food groups: [He opens his lunch box and takes out a sandwich in a wrapper, an orange milk carton, a banana, and a Butterfinger.] Sandwich group, cow group, jungle group, Butterfinger group.
* Milhouse: Hey, there's no Butterfinger group.
* Bart: Oh contraire, mon frere. The Butterfinger group has the chocolaty, crispity, peanut buttery taste essential for survival. [A screen shows a wrapped Butterfinger breaking apart.]
* Milhouse: I don't have a Butterfinger group.
* Bart: Looks like you could die of malnutrition, dude. Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger! [A screen showing Butterfinger lying on the floor and the sentence "NOBODY BETTER LAY A FINGER ON MY BUTTERFINGER!" is shown.]
[He bites his Butterfinger and the screen fades to black]
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