WikiViews/Blue's Clues: The Great Comeback

(shows logo but with a blue pawprint on the i in the WikiViews logo as it cuts to Dillon holding Blues Clues auditions but using actual famous celebrities)
Dillon: OK go!!
(Samuel L Jackson is shown0
Samuel L. Jackson: YOU BETTER FIND THAT MOTHERFUCKING CLUE KIDS OR I WILL MOTHERFUCKING KILL YOU ALL!
Dillon: Next!
(Jerry Seinfeld is in line)
Jerry: What's the deal with finding clues on a dog, And why is she blue anyways? Did someone spray paint her to be blue?
Dillon: Next!
(Seth Rogen comes)
Seth Rogen: Hey Blue... have some pot?
Dillon: NEXT!!!!
(Nicolas Cage is next up)
Nicolas Cage: I'm gonna write these clues down in my handy dandy notebook maybe it can help me find The Declaration of Independence.
Dillon: Next!
(Bob Ross comes)
Bob Ross: Help me Blue create these beautiful smooth paintings.
Dillon: Aren't you dead?
(Nolan enters the room)
Nolan: Hey Dillon what'cha up to?
Bob Ross: I'll just go...
Nolan: Uh ok but what are you doing?
(Noah enters the room)
Noah: Hey, I have a really exciting mystery that's actually interesting.
Dillon: Nani?
Noah: The mystery of why the fuck do we keep reviewing the same shit over and over again?
(Suddenly Pepe the King Prawn comes)
Pepe: Is it too late to audition for Blues Clues?
Noah: Wait, why the fuck are you guys talking about Blue's Clues?
Dillon: I'm holding an audition.
Noah: For what? Who plays whoever the fuck hosts it this time? Because if you want the next Steve or Joe or whatever, just hire a registered sex offender to act all perverted in front of the camera.
(Suddenly Harvey Weinstein comes)
Noah: Bingo! He DID find a way to break out of jail. I knew it!
Dillon: We found our registered sex offender.
Harvey Weinstein: Aw man, that's hot. Yeah, so what hot thing are we doing today?
Dillon: Congrats Harvey Weinstein, you are the new host of Blue's Clues.
Noah: Anyways, let's um... (notices 50 copies of Blue's Clues VHS tapes) What the fuck is this shit?
Dillon: This wasn't me...
Noah: I think it's Nolan. Because um... remember that Mr. Incredible sex tape?
Dillon: Of course.
Nolan: Guys, guys, I can explain!
Noah: No, we've had enough of this shit.
Dillon: Sergei... it's torture time...
(Sergei comes with a sickle)