Hernando

Hernando is the communist brother of Fernando and a minor character in the greasy moose universe.
Appearances: "Organ Merchant", "The Hernando Show", "Lovefist: The Fistening"," My Penis is Evil", "Talk Show Host" and most recently a revival in "The Great Chimp Heist".
Background & Bio: Hernando wears a red cape, has long bangs and a goatee, but otherwise bears a striking resemblance to his brother, Fernando. He makes a living through selling hand rolled venus flytrap cigars (wrapped by cuban slave children), and running and his homemade website / t.v show. Hernando enjoys sniffing paint and playing the bass in the band, The Greasy Moose alongside Manny, Bevan McWango and their abusive manager, Gooseman. He has also been known to extort drugs from cuban drug lords with nothing to lose but their precious daughters. He lost his virginity to a crackwhore (to which he laments "That was the worst five dollars I ever spent!"). According to a biography that Robin had on Fernando, Hernando is Fernando's younger brother. 
During Fernando's Amazing Podcast, a viewer asked Fernando what happened to Hernando after the chimp heist. Fernando guesses that he's smoking a lot of weed somewhere. Fernando also comments if Hernando needs him, he'll let him know. Voice: Tom C.
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