Your Neighbor

Your Neighbor (never known by his canon legal name of Theodore Peterson) was your old neighbor until you moved out of your old house. He is well known for indulging in typical neighbor activities such as drinking milk from a bowl, putting honest-to-God bear traps in his house, locking people in his basement, and being a Didney adult. He is the main character of the utterly confounded shame Hello Neighbor, in which you play as yourself trying to break into his basement to see what he has inside of it (besides his son, of course. Nobody cares about him). He may be scarier than Huggy Wuggy even though he's just a man and not a Muppet on mad zaza. It all depends on what's really in his basement. It could be so horrifying everyone would die like how Arnold did in Raiders of the Lost Ark, but of course, it might also be ridiculously mundane.
== History ==
=== Childhood ===
When Your Neighbor was born, his father mysteriously went simming. We suspect it was because he claimed to be Super Eviler Bowser, the scariest bird of them all. It was at this moment he became really sad. To quell his sadness, he began watching the entire Toy Story series and began relating heavily to Buzz Lightyear solely because he has a purple head. There's not much else to say in this section, since all documents relating to Your Neighbor's youth are considered classified information. What is known is that he wanted to build a house with a big basement because he thought it would be cool to have one.
=== Family ===
Your Neighbor is built like a door frame stuffed with bedrock, so naturally he would get many women in his life. His wife is rumored to be a teacher that appears in more Gen Alpha content farms than Your Neighbor himself does, which is really weird. They bought a small house in the suburb right next to the one you grew up with, and all was simple and happy. However, his wife tried to claim in public that Purple Pi was a conspiracy created by Elon Musk to make children hate UnSchool, preventing them from getting successful jobs and dethroning him as the richest man on this side of the United States of UnAmerica. She mysteriously dissappeared the night thereafter, and we are not legally allowed to disclose what happened under fear of SpaceX suing the UnAnything Wiki for more UnDollars than we can dream to attain (we already make no money off of this, being a Fandom wiki and all).
This made him sad, so he built the giant basement he dreamt of to seethe and cope. While he was doing this his son was watching Bear In The Big Blue House instead of math programs because the mom was the only person regulating what the kids would watch in their downtime, and she stopped them from watching the bad shows that would make you grow into an evil terrorist or something. Inspired by Bear's actions in the final episode, the son brought the daughter to the roof and forced her into Falling With Style, with obvious results. This made them both sad, so before the son could have the chance of becoming like SUNNY but with even more casualties involved Your Neighbor locked him in the newly refurnished basement, which was basically The Backrooms because I said it was and you will eat up my lies like the impoverished worm you are. And then the house grew legs and walked to an empty spot on the street you grew up on, for realsies!
=== The Interesting Part of the Page ===
When you were born, you accidentally bounced your ball into his yard, so you went to get it back, but then Your Neighbor told you to knock it off or else he will shove a calliper down your throat. Since you didn't know what a calliper was, it scared you so badly you went simming for five days straight.
Eventually you moved out of the house, but moved back in after your parents died because the IRS kicked you out of your old house (you spent all of your money donating to the Patreon Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't have). As it turns out, Your Neighbor renovated his entire house to be really tall, and he even added stuff such as a shark sanctuary, a room with nothing in it because he can, many fire hazards, and even a train that goes through his house because he loves trains (OBLIGATORY ALT 2.0 QUIP). He also added a sign that said, "Free nothing in my basement!", hoping nobody would enter if nothing was in it. Logically, this led to the Streissand effect, so you and your fifty identical skinwalkers (and the manifestation of your childhood trauma as well) raided his basement, which had a door like the ones in Bikini Bottom for some reason. This lead to absolutely nothing but five mannequins being destroyed, as you couldn't remove his son from the building for legal reasons. And then you moved out again, never seeing the friends you made along the way since (the One Piece was bulldust this whole time). The other (only good) thing to come out of this was Your Neighbor dropping a fire single afterwards. It was so good, Internet's busiest music nerd Anthony Fantano gave it a 5/stars, beating out the previous most positive review score of 4/stars for Demons Protected by Angels by Nav.
Some time later, the son's friends realised he went simming long ago, so they did what you did and broke into his house. Your Neighbor responded by becoming the skinwalker using some masks in his attic. He eventually scared one of the kids out, but the other five stood their ground, he told them Doddy was in town, so two of them tried to find him for candee, while the rest were planning to look for his son. Your Neighbor ultimately decided to give him to them, or more accurately, the other way around (he threw them in the basement). The kid that got scared out then returned in a massive murder machine that destroyed the house, so Your Neighbor whacked him with a shovel until he apologized. It was rumored the machine attack was inspired by Banjo With a Kazooie: Butts and Bolts, or the scene in Lobster House where the kids use bulldozers in an attempt to destroy the titular house.
Years later, some journalist whose name I forgot tried to find out where the kids went. Meanwhile, Your Neighbor got his hands on a spellbook from Azarath (that's Raven's homeworld I think) and recited the iconic spell of, "AZARATH METHANIDE LYMPH NODE". However this didn't give him specil powers, it turned him into a raven! It took the journalist five restraining orders, five batter burns, five bullet wounds, and five Oatchi nibbles before he deduced it was Your Bird Neighbor's doing. This led to an epic showdown on the roof of his twice-renovated house, where the journalist and Your Bird Neighbor had fisticuffs. Then the journalist said the famous line, "What are you, some kind of Hello Neighbor? Well goodbye!" And kicked him off the roof of his own house.
That was when it clicked in Your Bird Neighbor's mind: he was Falling With Style... just like his hero! When he fell to the ground, Your Neighbor shed all of his avian features in a disturbing display of transmogrification. Your Neighbor and all the other guys in Your Neighborhood then beat the journalist to death because he was in/on his house. Your Neighbor learnt an important lesson that day: when you want to say hello and goodbye, just say, "Salame".
==What's in his Basement? (Beside his stupid son, of course)==
It could be...
*An Old Ones VHS tape.
*Five goose eggs.
*The last melon the Dodos died over.
*The only other red Snifit.
*Everything on Bill's PC (Nurse Joy pictures included).
*The calliper he threatened You with.
*A document explaining how Fake Peppino exploded Richard Spepencer.
*The American Warthog.
*Scary Teacher 3D 2: Cortex Strikes Back
*The only remaining document of Mumu's existence. NOTHING!!!
*Pikmin 4 (Pre-2023 version).
*All the delisted LittleBigPlanet Didney DLC.
*The original pilot for Don't Hug Me I'm Scared season 2.
*A half-eaten soap bar.
*Chuck Norris' Tear.
*The Lost Mario Shames.
*42.
*A disc with all sorts of lost Teletubbies (2015 TV series) episodes (namely Operation: OPERATE NOW, The Bandit Issue, and the Kirby episode) on it.
*A clone of You.
*An UnBirthday card with Little Guy on it... for whatever reason.
*An excuse to make a list for this page.
Category:Guys
Category:Strange things
Category:Freaks
Category:Mysterious creatures
Category:Clowns
Category:Strong guys
Category:Fast people
Category:Evil
Category:Sad people
Category:Sexy
Category:Shame characters
Category:Scary guys
Category:Unsafe for kids
Category:Weirdos
Category:White-skinned guys
Category:Hotties