Vannaniel

Vannaniel is a man of myth.
== The Van Man ==
Arguably the most powerful man in the school, Vannaniel is a physics teacher at Abington Heights High School.
Vannaniel became a man of high regard to those who were fortunate enough to know him. He was a very chill but strict teacher, generally a nice guy if you weren't being a total moron in the bathrooms or in his class.
He was the main advisor for the school's robotics team, though the only memebers to join robotics were Mike Kachowski and later The Snazzmaster and Tactician. He was a great advisor, since he knew the students enjoyed the club greatly, even when it got cut short multiple times because of virtual learning.
== The Van Plan ==
Vannaniel's relation to The Meme Lord is a much different story, however. Meme Lord had Vannaniel for an engineering class Senior Year, joined by Dirty Mike and Lindaman. This class soon became a massive meme overall, due to the virtual learning half of the class being more or less the most unproductive 40 minutes of all time, and the in-person half consisting of 80% laying around and eating Jolly Ranchers Vannaniel had hidden in his tool box, and 20% working on the projects for the year. Vannaniel would continue to be one of the best teachers, as he joked around with them often and eventually grew to like the memes, famousely appreciating the Robot and Monster Black market Plaque, which was made in his class per a laser cutting assignment, the wood of the plaque specifically chosen by Vannaniel for this physical meme. Vannaniel often had small spouts of raw rage, one such example is when Lindaman connected to a virtual meeting while driving his car: 
* (Kohl Joins) "Hey Mr. (Vannaniel)." 
* Vannaniel: "Hey Kohl. So you guys are going to-" 
* Vannaniel: "..." 
* Vannaniel: "Kohl, Kohl ARE YOU DRIVING?" 
* Kohl: "Ye-no, I'm. I'm uhhh-" 
* Vannaniel: "KOHL WHAT THE H*** GET OUT OF THE D*** MEET, DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU GET HOME" 
* Vannaniel: *kicks Kohl out* 
He still shows a lot of care for his students however, such as when cutting wood, a piece flew off the board and hit a student in the head. For the rest of the day, despite that student's constant assurance that they were fine, Vannaniel constantly asked if he was sure he was alright, feeling very guilty that he launched projectile wood at him. Vannaniel's only moment of true annoyance towards the students of this engineering class was a day that would end with him launching a broken music stand that The Meme Lord was messing with on top of the classroom loft with the strength of Zeus. This became a running joke Vannaniel would do, throwing things that his students would fiddle with or play with on top of this loft; a dodgeball being the victim of this more times than any other object. However, after Meme Lord got a ladder and retrieved his music stand piece, (and hid it in the Meme Mobile for safe keeping), Vannaniel took his throwing habit to the next level after this. 
For the past week, the class would pass around a dodgeball that they had left over from the Funny Robot, and Vannaniel would try on many occasions to grab it away. The students, knowing better, kept it from him and hid it from him after class. However, on one fateful day, Lindaman fumbled the ball and it rolled outside. Vannaniel dashed out, sprinting full speed after the ball. Lindaman's cries of "no!" did not deter him, and the moment Vannaniel had hands on the ball, he launched it at mach 9 upwards, landing it on top of the roof of the school. 
But it doesn't end there. Did you really think it would? One day, weeks later, by pure coincidence, some workers are fixing something on the roof, right near our classroom. Lindaman, being the biggest fan of this dodgeball, asked for the ball back. They actually complied, rolling it down the roof, where it was retrieved by Lindaman once again. Vannaniel was numb at this point after seeing the ball back, so he did not attempt to grab it again. It was hidden from him, but it is assumed he eventually found it and threw it back up onto the loft, as it hasn't been seen yet. 
Vannaniel would continue to be a teacher of legend and built up his reputation as one of the most powerful teachers at the school, especially after the rib stairs incident, in which Vannaniel during one circumstance tripped while climbing stairs carrying a box of nuts and bolts, and ended up fracturing one of his ribs. He came into school the next day, far more upset that he had to reorganize his nuts/bolts rather than his broken rib. He also built up his reputation as an overall based chad, often spending long sessions making fun of the school board and how he has to put his son through "so much crap" over "a stupid (unknown virus of unknown origins) test that he doesnt even need" during class. What a gigachad. 
== The Van Plan In A Can ==
Vannaniel would be long remembered by all parties involved, and, no longer caring about his own class by the end of the year, similarly to Meestur Deeskuh and Big Tanner, helped Dirty Mike and a few others build a t shirt cannon, which was launched on senior day. What a chad.
Vannaniel is constantly referenced as this buff giga-chad, commonly depicted as such in games of Garphic Phone and Jackbox. Vannaniel has two installments in the Teacher.mp4 Special Collector's Edition. 
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