Napoleon

== General Info ==
Napoleon Poopshit Bonerfart is an old man YannyTord decided to take in from the Old Folk's Home. He is very rude, impatient and occasionally violent. He often acts in a delusional manner, and suffers from P.T.S.D, as well as severe anxiety (related both to P.T.S.D and Joy use). 
== Background ==
Napoleon Bonerfart was born in London in 1830, and grew up in a farmstead outside the city owned by W. D. Gaster, never knowing he was the son of Napoleon Bonaparte. He did, however, know that he was the bastard son of Arthur Wellesley, the 'Iron Duke', and had a rocky relationship with his birth father, who was largely absent during Napoleon's childhood. At 19 years of age Napoleon moved into London and became a sex worker. He kept this job for about a year until he joined the British army and fought in the Reddit War with the 57th Regiment of Foot. One day when charging into battle the Reddit general Oz shot his ball off, almost killing him in the process. Napoleon was madly in love with Clay during the reddit war, and the two dated for a few years. However, tragedy would strike on February 14th, 1854 when Clay died in battle. Napoleon still looks fondly to their relationship, and as a result of this tragedy has not been able to form meaningful romantic relationships. Napoleon fought on until the final battle of the war, and even remained in the military for quite some time afterward. Napoleon then had a child named William sometime in the 1860's, who's origin is unknown (although this origin is believed to be demonic or otherwise supernatural). Eventually, when William was around 20 he ran away from home. After this tragic event, Napoleon met and and developed a crush on Karl Marx, whom he had an affair with for 2 years before his death. Some time around 1890, Napoleon briefly moved to Maine and became a lighthouse Wickie alongside Domstiel. Despite this, it took some time for them to recognize each other in The Tordsworld House. Afterwards, he signed up for service in the great war. He finally felt like a hero as the United Kingdom conquered Europe. Not much is known about what he did after the war, other than read the classic 1940s book Killing Stalking. In the 1980's, Napoleon found his son William once again, who soon after placed him in the Old Folk's home on November 14th, 1987 (the day of the bite of '87) . He remained there for some time, even being involved in a small affair with the young 24 year old Solid Snake. Even despite this, he wished to leave but was unable to. Finally, in 2014 he was broken out of the old folks home by Tord Windsor, and became his roommate up to present day. 
== Appearance ==
Napoleon is a decrepit old man with greyish hair. He has a beard, mustache, and is covered in meth bumps. He wears a British redcoat jacket stained green, white Army britches, A black corset, A white frill at his neck, Wool linen stockings stained Black and gold buckled black shoes. All of these clothing items are very dirty from years of use, as is the reason his fingernails are stained black. Sometimes (such as during his fight with Charlie Tuna) he fully buttons his jacket and wears a shako adorned with his signature '57' cap badge. He also owns a powdered wig, but it has not been worn in canon as of yet.
== Hobbies and Interests ==
Napoleon's hobbies include watching Animal Planet and playing bingo and checkers by himself. Other hobbies include Gay Sex, being a pessimist and longingly staring at Clay's grave during the long hours of the night. 
== Fun Facts ==
* During his years of service to the British crown he was awarded the rank of corporal.
* Despite most British soldiers having a red uniform, Napoleon has a green one due to years of grass stains.
* Napoleon's most prized possession is his penis sword, which he used (and likely gained) during the Reddit war.
* Every time Napoleon thinks a thought he perceives as homosexual, storm clouds brew and he may be struck with lighting.
* Napoleon will commonly disappear in the blink of an eye, and appear again in comical places or scenarios which he could not have reached in that time frame by walking.
* Napoleon is missing his right ball and has an extreme slouch, bent legs and arms, and even hypertension.
* Napoleon has claimed several times that he has the degenerative disease Alzheimer's, and has "medication" to at least partially treat it. It is likely, due in part to his great memory, that he does not actually suffer from the disease
** It's anyone's guess as to whether he is lying about this condition on purpose (as he is known to lie about similar things) or if he genuinely believes he has it.
* He is not circumcised.
*He has a praise kink.
*He pisses on the J8 square of The Toilet Grid
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