Madison's Whoopee Button

This is a talking push-button fart machine by 4Kidz, Inc. and licensed by Comedy Time; it features uproarious farting noises and clever phrases from the one and only Madison herself (as played by Wendy Melkonian, just like on TV) when the button is pushed. Madison's Whoopee Button, made from 2011-2016, was sold at many gift, novelty, department, specialty and party stores; it also won prestigious National Parenting Product Awards for Wild and Wacky Fun.
== The Looks ==
A dark pink push button with an off/on switch on its black base; the top has the white word "Whoopee" on it surrounded by Italian water lilies (Madison's favourite flowers.)
== The Prank Routines ==
* Goofing with Grandparents-At your grandparents' house, hit the button for gassy fun-remember to lip sync Madison's wisecracks after pretending to fart by lifting your leg in sync with the noises!
* Shenanigans with Siblings-Cheer up a sad sibling by pretending to fart (with a lifted leg and your button concealed behind your back,) then lip-syncing whatever Madison utters!
* Absurdities with Aunties-When your aunts come visiting, pretend to bark out a brownie clouds by hitting the button and lifting your leg on the farting noises, then lowering it and lip-syncing Madison's hilarious remarks to end your command performances.
== Madison's Farts and Wisecracks ==
# ("Volcanic" fart) That was seismically shocking!
# ("Wet 'n' sweaty" fart) That was hot and humid at the same time!
# ("Eggy extermination" fart) Boredom is now banished from the kingdom!
# ("Stormy" fart) I've heard some thunder and that means a storm's rollin' in!
# ("Zipper zephyr" fart) That's the noise of wind unzipping!
# ("Eggy Explosion" fart) That was seriously explosive!
# ("Explosive Egg Bomb" fart) The louder, the smellier, the better!
# ("Eggy butt bomb" fart) I think my butt just dropped a bomb!
# ("Eggy butt burp" fart) All right, who tooted?
# ("Eggy butt balloon" fart) That one had some serious pop power!