Looking at Clouds

"Looking at Clouds" is a song featured in We Object to Fear: LIVE!. Mock trial pretrial attorney Xander and his unnamed pretrial friend are trying to describe the shapes of clouds that pass by above.
== Lyrics ==
Pretrial Friend
(spoken) Oh, look at that cloud!
Xander
(spoken) Whoa! What does it look like to you?
Pretrial Friend
(spoken) Oh my gosh. I kind of think, well...
I think it looks like a narwhal,
But the end of its horn has a flower
Instead of a horn.
Xander
I think it looks like a dolphin,
With a flat face, and a horn—
Oh no, I'm thinking narwhal.
And there's a flower at the end of the horn.
Too.
Both
Looking at clouds. Looking at clouds.
Pretrial Friend
What about that one?
Xander
Oh, that one? Hmmm...
I think it looks like a horse,
Like a tiny horse that's very small,
And it's pulling what looks like Santa's sleigh,
But Santa is a flower.
Pretrial Friend
I think it looks like a reindeer
Pulling Santa's sleigh,
But it started to zoom back to the narwhal,
So now it has the flower!
Both
Looking at clouds. Looking at clouds.
Xander
(spoken) Oooh, what about that one? Oh wait, can I go first?
Pretrial Friend
(spoken) Yeah.
Xander
(spoken) Okay.
That one looks like a—
Hmm...some metal, spherical shape
Going through the sky,
But instead of spherical, it has wings,
Oh, that's not a cloud,
That's an airplane. Okay.
I see what I did there.
I saw a plane and I thought it was a cloud.
But it isn't a cloud, it's a plane,
And I'm embarrassed.
We're supposed to be—
Both
Looking at clouds. Looking at clouds.
Pretrial Friend
(spoken) Ooh, look!
Xander
(spoken) Whoa!
Pretrial Friend
(spoken) Whoa!
That one looks like a bust of Beethoven.
Except, it's more like Bach.
Xander
And instead of a bust,
It has arms and legs, and a torso.
I guess it kinda just—
Both
Looks like Bach!
Looking at clouds. Looking at clouds...
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