Mrs. McPherson

(Note: Due to some information being received during Sir's coma, the personality and history of this character may be partially or completely fabricated.)
Mrs. McPherson is a member of Oakdale Wells High School faculty, and works (a non-specified position) in the front office. She is the wife of Mr. Tim.
== Appearance ==
Mrs. McPherson is a chubby, curvy young woman with long, straight brown hair that ends at her mid-back, and is parted slightly to the right of the middle. She has light brown fur, with a beige muzzle and inner ears, which are small. 
Her eyes are brown with three eyelashes, and her eyebrows are small, the same color as her hair, and crescent shaped. She has buckteeth, a very small pink nose, and a long pink tail.
She wears a purple, short sleeved crop top with grey sweatpants. 
== Personality ==
Little about Mrs. McPherson's actual personality is known. Sir assumes that she would be upset with Mr. Tim if she found out that he'd been smoking again, after apparently quitting last year. 
In Sir's coma, she's portrayed as very confident in herself, but can be prone to intense jealousy. This is demonstrated by her wrecking Mr. Tim's car in a rage after seeing it parked in Kristen's driveway, and spray painting "CHEATER" on it, in retaliation for her sleeping with her husband. She also left Kristen a furious voicemail about the affair, heavily criticizing her choice in men(while indirectly criticizing herself). As well as breaking into Kristen's house to leave a tracking device or bug on her purse. 
== Early Life ==
=== Sports Career ===
According to what she said during her monologue while breaking into Kristen's house, she may have been head cheerleader of a non specified team, if that is to be taken literally.
=== Adulthood ===
At some point, she married Mr. Tim and began working in the front office at Oakdale Wells High School. She may have been an influence in Mr. Tim quitting smoking the year before the beginning of Siren and Sir.
== Current Life ==
Mrs. McPherson is the wife of Mr. Tim and works in the front office at Oakdale Wells High School. She was briefly mentioned for the first time when Sir hypothesized that she would be upset if she learned that Mr. Tim was smoking after apparently quitting the previous year.
=== In Sir's Coma ===
Sir's coma began on November 2, 2019.
==== Family Situation ====
Six years ago, sometime after surviving a fatal car accident that caused the death of his biological mother, Victor moved out of the trailer park and in with her and her husband (Victor's alleged biological father), Mr. Tim to their house. It's unknown what sort of relationship the two have to each other, though based off of her personality, relationship with Mr. Tim (prior to his affair), and being his step-mother for six years after a traumatic moment in his life, it would be reasonable to assume Mrs. McPherson did try to be a good mother to Victor. Whether Victor accepted this dynamic or not is unclear. Additionally, because both of his parental figures worked at the high school that he would later attend, it can be assumed that Victor at the very least had active figures in his life. It's unknown which of his parents had Victor start therapy with Dr. Schwartz, but he also got started on medication sometime during this time. 
When Mr. Tim was first having his affair with Kristen, Mrs. McPherson made her first appearance. Late at night, she spray painted "CHEATER" on Mr. Tim's car and wrecked it with a baseball bat, which had been parked in Kristen's driveway. According to Sir, Mr. Tim had apparently stayed the night, so she had somehow come across the vehicle, probably while looking for him. She later sent a furious voicemail to Kristen criticizing her about the affair with her husband, announcing that she was going to destroy Kristen. Her statements ironically criticize herself, as she criticizes Kristen's choice in men, calling him a balding, potato-headed math teacher. While at the same time professing her love for the same man she thinks lowly of Kristen for "seducing", calling him her "potato head". So she is aware of Mr. Tim's shortcomings. 
During Victor's captain's log, he mentioned that he was over him (Mr. Tim) "fucking around" with his mother, which made life harder for him at home and made it so that he couldn't do normal things. Although the clip shown during this comment is of his biological mother, not his step-mother, Mrs. McPherson. This, along with his unhealthy relationship with Mr. Tim, contributes to his violent, stressful dreams. Since Victor speaks primarily in the present tense, it can be assumed that he's talking about the situation between Mr. Tim and Kristen and how it's effecting Mrs. McPherson, as well as the atmosphere at home. 
Mrs. McPherson, weeks later, broke into Kristen's house, leaving a possible tracking device on her purse which was left in the living room. She also left the refrigerator magnets arranged to spell "MTHRPRKR", a reference to her common insult to others and catchphrase. Unlike before, Sir has no idea that she was involved in this. 
Her stalking of Mr. Tim extended to two seen instances. When Mr. Tim came by Kristen's house in his brand new car to then take her for a joyride, Mrs. McPherson was parked outside of the house in her car with binoculars, watching the two. Then when she caught him on a date with Kristen at a restaurant. It appeared as though she had been waiting for him to show up at the restaurant he took Kristen to, as she did have binoculars with her. So it's possible she even knew about their plans. (Although Matt was also there before Mr. Tim and Kristen arrived.) She decided then and there to leave Mr. Tim once and for all. During this moment, she and Matt saw each other as they verbally decided to move on. 
When things did not work out for Mr. Tim between him and Kristen, Mr. Tim came to somewhere she was staying to ask for her forgiveness. She refused, citing the fact that he'd hurt her. Mr. Tim, angered by her refusal to take him back, grabbed her and demanded her to come back to him. During this, Matt suddenly leaped into action, tackling Tim to the ground and hog tying him. Mrs. McPherson, grateful, thanked Matt. She is now developing a pleasant relationship with Matt, though not without Mr. Tim's indirect interference. Stalking her whenever possible, paralleling her behavior when he was cheating on her. 
It's unclear what this situation means for Victor or if anything will occur with his custody. 
==== Sexual Prowess ====
She apparently "played the flute" everyday for weeks for Mr. Tim, which is likely a metaphor for oral sex. She also brags that she can put her legs behind her head, while betting that Kristen cannot.
== Relationships ==
=== Family ===
Timothy McPherson - Timothy McPherson or "Mr. Tim" is Mrs. McPherson's husband. He is presumably lying to her about having quit smoking. 
(In Sir's coma) She knew that he was cheating on her with Kristen, and wrecked his car out of rage at him, leaving it in Kristen's driveway. Although she still has feelings for him, she turned him down when he begged for her back, because of how he'd hurt her with his cheating. 
Victor - It can be assumed that the two are at least acquainted with one another as a result of frequenting Oakdale Wells High School.
(In Sir's coma) Victor became her step-son after Mr. Tim (his biological father) adopted him into their home. There is no clearly established dynamic between the two.
=== Enemies ===
Kristen Mouse - (In Sir's coma) Mrs. McPherson hates Kristen, because she was Mr. Tim's mistress during her marriage to him. She left Mr. Tim's wrecked car in her driveway with "CHEATER" written on it in spray paint. She left Kristen a very enraged voicemail calling her out for being a homewrecker. Broke into her house to put a tracker on her purse. 
=== Love Interest(s) ===
Matt - (In Sir's coma) While stalking her husband with his mistress, she finally decided to move on from him and look for others. During that epiphany, she notices Matt in the car across from hers. Later, during an altercation with her ex-husband, Matt intervened and tied Mr. Tim up. She was very happy about this. After five days, the two ran into each other again at the supermarket, and hit it off. Three days after this, Sir and Daniel saw them having a date together at the Oakdale Park, and encountered Mr. Tim stalking her as well. 
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