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It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.--Jerome K. Jerome (1859 - 1927)
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. --David H. Comins
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.--Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890 - 1969)
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.--Mel Brooks (1926 - )
Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.--George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3
"I feel like I'm parked diagonally in a parallel universe."