Headhunters 2: The Sour Sixteen

== Introduction ==
This week's congratulations goes to Out of Luck, last year's week four beheading. So far, all four teams who were eliminated first last year have survived to play into October.  
Also a congratulations to myself! Even accounting for the benched starters, the Commish is the team that got bailed out by this week's non-elimination spin of the Wheel of Fate. 
So we've all survived to week five. A quarter of the NFL season is in the books and there are still 16 teams alive. Chaos is soon coming to Headhunters...
== In Memorium: COVID-Free Football ==
Until next time herd immunity:
== New Releases ==
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== Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020) ==
Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020)
Team 	2020 Finish	2019 Finish
Steve Blackman's Nun	19th 	N/A
Bad Boys 	18th 	9th (-9)
Bobecue Chicken 	17th 	7th (-10)
== Week Four Bidding Results ==
Week Four Bidding Results
Player 	Winning Team 	Winning Bid	Next Highest Bid
Davante Adams 	Gore-ronavirus 	$420 	
$301 (Last Coach Standing)
Chris Carson 	Out of Luck 	$301 	$251 (LiveWithit)
DK Metcalf 	@FFDraftScott 	$222 	$159 (The Guilloteam)
Brandon Aiyuk 	Last Coach Standing	$76 	$9 (A Team Has No Name)
Chase Edmonds 	Last Coach Standing	$67 	$21 (Henry VIII)
Julian Edelman 	LiveWithit 	$40 	$32 (Clydesdales)
Mo Alie-Cox 	Last Coach Standing	$25 	None
D'Andre Swift 	Gore-ronavirus 	$16 	Non
Christian Kirk 	Carole Pigskin 	$13 	None
Marquez Valdes-Scantling	A Team Has No Name 	$9 	$5 (Last Coach Standing)
Andy Isabella 	It's Blitz! Track 2	$1 	None
Last Year's most expensive week four player: Davante Adams ($578)
*Did someone say bargain!? The same week last year, Chris paid $578 on Adams. This year, he gets the same player on the same week for the low price of $420! The heart wants what the heart wants. 
*Scott finally lands a big one with DK Metcalf after falling short two straight weeks on the big fish in the free agency pond.
== Money Spent Per Week ==
Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020)
Week	Budget Spent 	Budget Spent (2019)
2 	$1173 (12 Players)	$1339 (7 Players)
3 	$1033 (7 Players) 	$1902 (15 Players)
4 	$1182 (11 Players)	$1614 (11 Players)
An accurate comparison due to league expansion is week 4 to week 2, and we see that even when we do that comparison there is less money being spent and more players being taken. It seems that the league vets have learned from 2019 and are being more patient and calculated with their money. After all, two of the league's three newcomers are sitting with the smallest bank accounts. 
==Week Four Results==
Week Four Results
Finish (Last Week)	Player 	Total Points
1(6) 	LiveWithIt 	257.06
2(14) 	Shotti's Bugatti 	234.42
3(2) 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	232.56
4(4) 	Carole Pigskin 	187.73
5(3) 	Out of Luck 	180.31
6(11) 	Clydesdales 	174.66
7(7) 	@FFDraftScott 	169.02
8(5) 	Gore-ronavirus 	167.20
9(12) 	A Team Has No Name 	161.96
10(1) 	The Guilloteam 	160.79
11(15) 	Cam Shaft 	156.49
12(13) 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	154.01
13(10) 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	148.29
14(9) 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	137.41
15(8) 	Last Coach Standing 	92.11
16(16) 	Henry VIII 	75.10
17 	Bobecue Chicken 	0
18 	Bad Boys 	0
19 	Steve Blackman's Nun	0
* Biggest Climber: Shotti's Bugatti (^12)
* Biggest Faller: The Guilloteam (v9)
== 2020 Draft Dodgers ==
Team Results Based on Draft Position 
Draft Pick	Team 	Week Eliminated
1 	Henry VIII 	ALIVE
2 	Bad Boys 	2
3 	@FFDraftScott 	ALIVE
4 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	ALIVE
5 	Out of Luck 	ALIVE
6 	Shotti's Bugatti 	ALIVE
7 	Clydesdales 	ALIVE
8 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	ALIVE
9 	Cam Shaft 	ALIVE
10 	LiveWithIt 	ALIVE
11 	Bobecue Chicken 	3
12 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	ALIVE
13 	Carole Pigskin 	ALIVE
14 	Last Coach Standing 	ALIVE
15 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	ALIVE
16 	Steve Blackman's Nun	1
17 	The Guilloteam 	ALIVE
18 	Gore-ronavirus 	ALIVE
19 	A Team Has no Name 	ALIVE
== Kings of the Castle ==
===1. LiveWithIt===
It's the ultimate cruelty for Nate that he would have his best week of the year during the non-elimination phase. Look for him to come back next week with about 150 fewer points. 
===2. Shotti's Bugatti===
Never missing an opportunity to take some of the spotlight away from Nate, Shotti kicks it into gear with a crazy 234, way over his 169 projection. Have I mentioned there are still 16 teams in this league?
===3. Neck-Fix and Chill===
First rounder George Kittle came back in a big way. Meanwhile, Dak Prescott scored 68 points, almost enough to beat Henry VII on his own.
===4. Carole Pigskin===
Who runs the world!? GIRLS! Okay, well maybe not runs the world, but who is 3rd and 4th in the world!? Girls! Huge improvement for Carole ever since bidding big a few weeks ago. 
===5. Out of Luck===
Eliminated a week ago, Out of Luck got busy in the bidding game and is looking to build on an already strong team. They are ranked third overall in Headhunters.
== On the Chopping Block ==
=== 16. Henry VIII ===
Arguably the league's worst team over the last two weeks (even accounting for the players they benched), Henry will need to survive one more week before having both Christian McCaffrey and Le'Veon Bell back in action. If they make it, game on. 
=== 15. Last Coach Standing ===
He almost wasn't standing anymore after a narrow escape thanks to a non-elim. A double could have been the death of him. Losing Ekeler mid-game will do that to you.
=== 14. Ya Hate 2 See It ===
Lost OJ Howard to injury and Calvin Ridley somehow got blanked, but still managed to out-perform a few teams. Week five will be tough with injuries, byes, and no new free agents.
=== 13. Hasta Laviska Baby ===
A top team just two weeks ago, Jared is on the ropes with no Chris Godwin and no Aaron Jones in week five.  
=== 12.  It's Blitz! Track 2 ===
The 2019 champion has been middle-of-the-pack the entire season, consistantly performing under projection. Is Watson going to step it up now that O'Brien has been fired?
== Average Scores of Eliminated Teams ==
Average Scores of Eliminated Teams
Team 	Average Score	Weeks Played
Bobecue Chicken 	153.32 	3
Bad Boys 	131.35 	2
Steve Blackman's Nun	96.56 	1
== Narrow Defeats ==
Margin of Defeat for Last Place Teams:
Margin of Defeat for Eliminated Teams
Team 	Margin of Defeat	Week Eliminated
Bad Boys 	10.17 	2
Bobecue Chicken 	17.24 	3
Steve Blackman's NUn	23.20 	1
== Rulers of the Kingdom ==
2020 first place finishers:
Top Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Out of Luck 	212.79
2 	Hasta Laviska Baby	240.46
3 	The Guilloteam 	225.04
4 	LiveWithIt 	257.06
== Dungeon Dwellers ==
2020 teams that finished second-to-last, narrowly avoiding elimination:
Low Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	The Guilloteam	119.86
2 	Carole Pigskin	135.28
3 	Henry VIII 	117.35
4 	Henry VIII (2)	75.10
Yeeeesh
== Remaining Budget ==
Remaining Budget as of 10/6/20
Player 	Total Budget
Hasta Laviska Baby 	$1000
Neck-Fix and Chill 	$1000
Ya Hate to See It 	$1000
Cam Shaft 	$1000
Clydesdales 	$1000
It's Blitz! Track 2 	$992
A Team Has No Name 	$972
The Guilloteam 	$940
Henry VIII 	$902
LiveWithIt 	$869
Last Coach Standing 	$718
Out of Luck 	$699
Gore-ronavirus 	$564
@FFDraftScott 	$539
Carole Pigskin 	$259
Shotti's Bugatti 	$150
Bobecue Chicken 	0
Bad Boys 	0
Steve Blackman's Nun	0
See you all next week where someone will definitely be going home.