Recovery/Zelda and Elise Stands Up to Splatter Phoenix and the Sanderson Sisters and Ma Belle Evangeline

(Back in the forest, Kiki’s group, with Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, and Kanta wearing their magic items again, have already made a campfire and are resting for the night. Zelda, meanwhile, is cleaning Popple’s cut)
Popple: Thanks, Zelda. (Winces) It stings a little, but it’s clean at least.
(Suddenly remembering something, Kiki asked Zelda and Elise)
Kiki: Didn’t you tell us before that you and Elise can heal wounds and injuries?
Zelda: Yes.
Elise: That's right.
(Yuffie's group got confused)
Liquidator: They can heal?
Yuffie: Are you serious?
Meowth: Kiki, you're a witch. Why don't you help heal him?
Kiki: Because my healing spells aren't as fast and strong as Zelda and Elise's, according to them.
Zelda and Elise: (Nods) It's true.
Yuffie: And come to think of it, my friends and I saw every magic spell.
Popple: All except healing, of course.
Elise: Then this could your first time.
B.E.N.: Then heal Popple’s arm.
Ray: Impress 'im and us.
Wes: Go ahead.
(Zelda and Elise took their own amulets off and placed both them and their own hands over Popple’s cut. Then the two girls begin singing as the amulets started to glow a gold light)
Zelda and Elise: Flower, gleam and glow
Let your power shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
(Then Popple’s cut started to glow beneath, much to his, Yuffie, Wes, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four’s surprise. Yuffie, Wes, James, and Megavolt narrowed at Mushu and Cri-Kee, who nodded with smug smiles. Kiki’s group, however, watched in calm amazement)
Zelda and Elise: Heal what has been hurt
Change the Fates’ design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mine
(After the song ended, the glow died down and Zelda and Elise removed their own amulets and hands, revealing Popple’s arm all healed and the sleeve of his shirt cleaned and repaired, as if it didn’t rip. Zelda and Elise then puts their own amulets back on. Yuffie, Wes, Team Rocket, the Fearsome Four, and Ray watched in calm amazement along with Kiki's group)
Yuffie, Wes, Meowth, and Megavolt: Wow….
Quackerjack: So that’s what healing looks like….
Jessie, James, and Bushroot: Yes....
Liquidator: Incredible....
Ray: Ooh-whee. Now I've seen everythin'.
(Popple suddenly started to build up a scream and just when he did….)
Kiki’s group: Don’t scream!
(Catching himself, Popple tried to make an excuse)
Popple: (Chuckles nervously a bit) I-I-I wasn’t gonna scream! I was gonna say “Wow” loudly!
(He chuckles nervously a bit again, but Kiki's group just flatly looked at him, knowing he’s lying. Seeing this, Popple gave in and confessed)
Popple: Okay, I was gonna scream. But like Yuffie said, our friends and I never saw healing magic before.
(He looked at his healed elbow again. Kiki's group then noticed the sword, bo stick, and bow and quiver of arrows Satsuki, Tombo, and Kiki respectively got)
Jiminy: What is that sword you got, Satsuki?
Kairi: Along with the bo stick and bow and arrows Tombo and Kiki got?
Kiki, Tombo, and Satsuki: These?
Satsuki: We have no idea.
Tombo: But they each look like the four elements.
Kiki: Consisting water, fire, earth, and wind.
(Link's group took a closer look and realized what it is)
Link: That’s the Elemental Sword!
Christopher: The Elemental Bo Stick!
Aryll: And the Elemental Bow and Arrows!
Satsuki: Elemental Sword?
Tombo: Elemental Bo Stick?
Kiki: Elemental Bow and Arrows?
Link's group: Yes. (Yeah.)
Christopher: They disappeared ten years ago when a legendary Warrior of Oz died in battle in the trench. It is said that sword, that bo stick, and those bow and arrows each have the power of all four elements; Water, fire, earth, and wind, like Kiki described.
Ray: (Realizing) Oh, yeah! I heard about them legends.
Aryll: And evil monsters are really afraid of those weapons, due to being anti-evil and darkness to them.
Kiki's group: (Interested) Wow....
Aryll: And to make them work their magic, just simply say the name of the element, and each weapon will become that element for attacks.
Link: For example, say you want to fight with water, just say “Water.”
Jiminy: And seeing how you found it, I think that sword, that bo stick, and those bow and arrows suit you perfectly.
Sora: Exactly.
(Understanding, Kiki, Tombo, and Satsuki nodded)
Kiki: Thanks. Now Tombo, Satsuki, and I won’t fight with just kicks, magic spells, strength, and/or barrier attacks and defenses.
Tombo and Satsuki: Yep!
Mei: Along with me and Kanta's punches and/or psychic powers.
Kanta: Yep again!
Ray: This be y'all lucky day.
(Satsuki, Tombo, and Kiki then placed the Elemental Sword, Elemental Bo Stick, and Elemental Bow and Arrows next to the tree. Then Kiki's group proceeded to ask Yuffie's group some questions)
Jiji: What talents do you ten have, out of curiosity?
Yuffie's group: Glad you asked.
Yuffie: Like I mentioned before, I have karate moves and the moves of a ninja, like the ninja I am!
Popple and Wes: That's right!
Jessie and James: (To Yuffie) Show them.
(Yuffie then did some karate and ninja techniques and then finished when she accidentally karate chops Lea's belly, much to their concern)
Yuffie: Sorry.
Lea: (Recovering) It's okay.
Wes: Well, I have skills on how to make deals and briberies via skills.
Popple: Along with pickpocketing from enemies.
Riku: (Impressed with Kiki's group) Ah, so basically, it takes brains for you.
Wes: You got that right, palsy!
Popple: Never forget that, see?
Meowth: I have powerful scratches.
Megavolt: I have electrokinesis.
Pinocchio: What's that?
Megavolt: Power of electricity.
Yuki: And understandable that you mustn't touch water.
Leo: Water and electricity never mix.
Jiji: Yep.
Megavolt and Liquidator: Exactly.
Liquidator: Mine is aquakinesis, which is the power of water.
Bushroot: And I can control floral life.
(They look at Quackerjack)
Kiki's group: And you, Quackerjack?
Quackerjack: Let's just say I have wackiness, and I'm good at making toys.
Pinocchio: (Excitedly) Toys like me?!
Quackerjack: Yep! My dad taught me how.
(He then blew his whistle briefly, getting himself, Yuffie, Popple, Wes, Team Rocket, Megavolt, Bushroot, and Liquidator ready for their talents)
Quackerjack: (To Yuffie, Popple, Wes, Team Rocket, Megavolt, Bushroot, and Liquidator) It's playtime!
(Then the Fearsome Four showed off their powers carefully while Yuffie, Popple, Wes, and Team Rocket performed some karate, ninja skills, and scratches on fun objects they conjured and then Quackerjack concluded the show with his baseball bat)
Quackerjack: Playtime's over!
(Then he lets Yuffie, Popple, Wes, Team Rocket, Megavolt, Bushroot, and Liquidator throw three little balls, a sparkball, a flower-like ball, and a bubble ball respectively at him, and he hits them with his bat, shattering the balls into pieces, causing a lot of candy to rain down on the group, much to their amazement)
Kiki's group: (Impressed) Amazing, guys!
Mei: (Impressed) That's a lot of candy!
Ray: (Impressed) Yee-haw! That be good talents.
(After applauding a bit and either eating some candy and/or packing the rest of the candy in Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, Kanta, and Link's group's backpacks, Kiki then turned to Zelda and Elise)
Kiki: What do you think of the outside world so far?
Zelda: So far, it’s beautiful, and somewhat dangerous.
Elise: But in a good way.
Link: That’s what regular nature is normally.
Christopher: And human nature.
Kanta: And civilization.
(Noticing the campfire dimming, Kiki’s group decided to go gather more firewood)
B.E.N.: Anyway, let’s get more firewood.
Zelda: Mushu, Cri-Kee, Elise, and I’ll stay here and keep watch.
(Kiki's group got surprised)
Yuffie: Zelda, are you sure?
Yuki: Why not have one of us stay here?
Jiji: Better safe than sorry.
Lea: Don't you have that memorized?
Fievel: It could be dangerous.
Zelda: Danger? Ha! Don’t worry.
Elise: We’ll laugh in the face of danger.
(Zelda and Elise laughed haughtily a bit. Kiki's group became impressed by Zelda and Elise’s courage)
Tiger: Okay.
Kiki's group: All of you be safe.
Ray: See y'all later, Chers.
(Zelda, Elise, Mushu, and Cri-Kee nodded. Then Kiki's group walked off, leaving Zelda, Elise, Mushu, and Cri-Kee alone. Once alone, Zelda, Elise, Mushu, and Cri-Kee smiled softly)
Mushu: Those guys ain’t so bad.
(Cri-Kee happily chirps a bit in agreement)
Zelda and Elise: Indeed.
Zelda: Even Link’s sweet.
Elise: Along with Christopher.
Mushu: You like them, don’t you?
(Zelda and Elise looked at him in confusion)
Zelda and Elise: Us?
Mushu: Yeah, we can tell. And we’re certain Link and Chrissy like you, too, girls. And yes, even though they told us they’re going to marry the princesses once they found them, those boys can’t help but show feelings to you girls like you do to them.
(Zelda and Elise smiled softly again and looked straight ahead again)
Zelda: I guess you’re right.
Elise: Yeah.
(Mushu and Cri-Kee then sat underneath the root of the tree Zelda and Elise are sitting on)
Mushu: It ain’t gonna hurt to confess your feelings at the right time.
(Zelda and Elise nodded. Then behind them, Splatter Phoenix and the Sanderson Sisters appeared quietly and then got their attention by speaking, startling them)
Splatter Phoenix: Well, I thought they’d never leave.
Winifred: Finally!
Sarah and Mary: Hello there!
(Zelda and Elise got up and turned to the four as Mushu and Cri-Kee remained quiet and hidden)
Zelda and Elise: Mother and Aunts Winnie, Sarah, and Mary?!
(Splatter Phoenix and the Sanderson Sisters then went up to them and hugged them)
Splatter Phoenix: We were so worried about you!
Winifred: That something bad happened to you!
Mary: DId you get hurt by any mean ruffians or thugs we told you about?
Sarah: Any cuts or injuries?
(Zelda and Elise ended the embrace)
Zelda: We're fine!
Elise: But how did you know…?
Splatter Phoenix: We followed the feeling of deceitfulness and defiance.
Mary: Very naughty of you for disobeying us.
(Splatter Phoenix and Winifred respectively took Zelda and Elise’s hands)
Winifred: Now come along, girls.
Sarah: Now that we found you....
Splatter Phoenix: We’re going home.
Mary: Come on.
(Before Splatter Phoenix and the Sanderson Sisters took a step, Zelda and Elise yanked their own hands free)
Zelda and Elise: No!
Splatter Phoenix: (In flat anger) Why?
Winifred: (In flat anger) Is it because of those lanterns?
Zelda and Elise: Yes.
Elise: But we’ve seen the entire world of Oz so far! It’s beautiful.
Splatter Phoenix: That’s what they want you to believe.
Winifred: You have no idea.
Sarah: Appearances can be deceiving to the naked eyes, girls.
Elise: Yes it’s dangerous, but we have new friends to protect us.
Sarah: (Dumbfounded) You what?
Mary: (Dumbfounded) Huh?
Elise: In other words, bodyguards.
Splatter Phoenix: Oh, you mean those five bratty thieves, their mongrel and talking cat, and their gang.
Winifred: Especially those boys, Link Hawkins and Christopher Aonuma, right?
Zelda and Elise: Yes.
Elise: They’re really nice.
Zelda: And Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, and Kanta are not thieves.
Zelda and Elise: In fact…. We think my new friends, mostly Link and Christopher, likes us.
Splatter Phoenix: Likes you?
Winifred: Please, Zelda and Elise.
Mary: That’s demented.
(Splatter Phoenix and the Sanderson Sisters begin singing)
Mary: This is why you never
Should have left
Winifred: Dears, this whole
Friendship and romance
That you’ve invented
Just proves
You’re too naïve to be here
(Zelda and Elise looked on in disbelief and calm anger. They couldn’t believe Splatter Phoenix and the Sanderson Sisters are claiming they’re not friendly)
Sarah: Why would they
And those boys like you?
Come on now, really
Splatter Phoenix: Look at you
You think that they’re impressed?
Mary: Don’t be dummies
Come with Mummy and Aunties
Mother and Aunts....
(Zelda and Elise finally shouted in defiance)
Zelda and Elise: No!
(Surprised, Splatter Phoenix and the Sanderson Sisters then smirked evilly, with Sarah's being more dimwitted with a hint of craze)
Splatter Phoenix and Sanderson Sisters: No?
Splatter Phoenix: Oh, I see how it is.
(After Mary lets out a brief rough bark, the four then resumed singing in sarcasm)
Splatter Phoenix: Zelda and Elise know best
Winifred: Zelda and Elise are so mature now
Sarah and Mary: Such two clever grown-up misses
(Zelda and Elise gave a haughty nod)
Zelda and Elise: Yep!
Splatter Phoenix:  Zelda and Elise know best
Winifred, Sarah, and Mary: Fine, if you’re so sure now
Go ahead and ask them
About these
(They conjured images of the Ruby Slippers, Amethyst Gauntlets, Diamond Necklace, Topaz Bracelet, and Sapphire Hat, much to Zelda and Elise’s surprise)
Zelda and Elise: What?!
Splatter Phoenix: This is why they’re here
Winifred: Don’t let them deceive you
Sarah: Ask them about these
Mary: Watch, you’ll see
Zelda: (Angrily) Fine!
Elise: (Angrily) We will!
Winifred: Trust us, our dears
Sarah: That’s how fast they’ll leave you
Splatter Phoenix: We won’t say
We told you so
Mary: No, Zelda and Elise know best
Splatter Phoenix: So if he and that group are dreamboats
Go and put them to the test
Zelda and Elise: (Determinedly) We’ll prove you wrong!
Splatter Phoenix and Sanderson Sisters: If they’re lying
Don’t come crying
Mother and Aunts know best
(Splatter Phoenix and the Sanderson Sisters then vanished into thin air. Zelda and Elise then sat down on the root again in anger as Mushu and Cri-Kee came out of hiding)
Mushu: Are you okay?
Elise: We’ll show them!
Zelda: Kiki's group are our friends!
Elise: We know for a fact that they would never lie to us!
Mushu: I know! What do those four old bags know about love and friendship?
(They sat silently and then Kiki’s group returned with firewood and they got happy)
Jiji: We’re back, girls!
Megavolt: B.E.N. makes the best firewood ever besides Yuffie and Meowth!
Bushroot: With my help, of course!
B.E.N., Yuffie, and Meowth: (Flattered) Aw, thank you.
(They threw some firewood into the fire, making it brighter. Kiki then turned to everyone in happiness)
Kiki: And pretty soon tomorrow, our dreams will come true!
Tiger: Yeah!
(Then he got concerned)
Tiger: But what if the Wizard of Oz is scary?
Mei: Hey, it’s okay.
Fievel: If he does scare you, we’ll stand up for you.
Zelda: You can bet on it.
Tiger: You will?
Tombo: Of course.
Mei: Never doubt us.
(Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, Fievel, Zelda, and Elise nodded in agreement, and then they started singing)
Kiki: There is a place we’ll go
Satsuki: Where there is mostly quiet
Mei: Flowers and butterflies
Kiki and Satsuki: A rainbow lives beside it
Zelda: And from a velvet sky
Elise: A summer storm
Tombo: You can feel the coldness in the air
Kiki, Satsuki, and Mei: But you’re still warm
(The song continued as Tiger smiled softly, starting to feel better and confident)
Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, Zelda, and Elise: And then a mighty roar
Will start the sky to crying
Kiki, Satsuki, Mei, Zelda, and Elise: Not even lightning
Will be frightening our cat-like lion
(Tiger got tough as the song continued)
Fievel: And with no fear inside
No need to run, no need to hide
Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, Fievel, Zelda, and Elise: You’re standing strong and tall
Tombo, Mei, and Fievel: You’re the bravest of them all
Kiki, Satsuki, Zelda, and Elise: If on courage you must call
Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, Fievel, Zelda, and Elise: Then keep on trying
And trying
And trying
You’re like a lion
In your own way
Be like a lion
(Tiger, feeling brave, joined in)
Tiger: I’m standing strong and tall
Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, Fievel, Zelda, and Elise: Strong and tall
Tiger: I’m the bravest of them all
Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, Fievel, Zelda, and Elise: Of them all
Tiger: If on courage I must call
I’ll keep on trying
Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, Fievel, Zelda, and Elise: Trying
Tiger: And trying
Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, Fievel, Zelda, and Elise: And trying
Tiger: And trying
Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, Fievel, Zelda, and Elise: Keep on trying
Tiger: I’m like a lion
In my own way
Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, Fievel, Zelda, and Elise: Be like a lion
Tiger: (At “Like a lion”) I’m like a lion
(After the song ended, Kiki and Mei agreed)
Kiki: Yes, you are!
Mei: We had a feeling you knew you can do it.
Zelda: Just believe in yourself!
Fievel: And you won’t be afraid anymore!
Tombo: And you can show the world you're brave and not a coward!
(The others agreed)
Tiger: Thanks, everyone!
(The group smiled a “You’re welcome.” Then Ray noticed something in the beautiful night sky and got happy)
Ray: Hey! There she is!
Wes: Who’s here?
Ray: Why, Evangeline. That’s who!
Zelda: (Interested) Really?
Flippy: I can’t wait to meet this girl!
Chirithy: Where is she?
Aryll: Any sign of her?
Ray: Why, she’s up above right there.
(He points at the sky, revealing that Evangeline is actually a white shining star. Kiki's group got calmly surprised while Mushu, Popple, Megavolt, Quackerjack, and Lea gave awkward looks as Ray begins singing)
Ray: Look how she lights up the sky
Ma belle Evangeline
(Mushu, Popple, Megavolt, Quackerjack, and Lea started to speak up)
Mushu, Popple, Megavolt, Quackerjack, and Lea: That’s not…!
(But Zelda, Yuffie, Bushroot, Kanta, and Roxas quiets them by pinching their arms as Ray continued singing)
Ray: So far above me
Yet I know her heart belongs to only me
(Ray used his glowing rear to draw a heart with a love arrow piercing it, with the initials of his and Evangeline’s names on it)
Ray: J’adore
Tombo and Link: (Translating) I adore you.
Ray: J’taime
Kanta and Christopher: (Translating) I love you.
Ray: Evangeline
You’re my queen of the night
So still, so bright
To someone as beautiful as she is
Could love someone like me
(Kiki's group shrugged, deciding to accept Ray’s lovesick behavior to a star like Evangeline. Then Kiki and Tombo, Satsuki and Kanta, Zelda and Link, Elise and Christopher, Jessie and James, Sora and Kairi, Riku and Xion, Roxas and Namine, Terra and Aqua, and Ventus and Olette felt a twinge of romance from Ray’s song)
Ray: Love always finds a way, it’s true
And I love you, Evangeline
(The couples then danced slowly to Wes’ soft playing on a trumpet he pulled out as Ray shined his rear on them like a spotlight)
Ray: Ooh....
(Then he resumed singing)
Ray: Love is beautiful
Love is wonderful
Love is everything
Do you agree?
Mais oui
(The couples concluded their slow dancing as the males gently dipped their own female lover)
Ray: Look how she lights up the sky
I love you, Evangeline
(He sighs lovingly after he finished singing. Then the slow dancing's gentle dips ended with the couples hugging each other tenderly. After that’s done, Ray spoke up)
Ray: And I know what y’all are thinkin’. Why am I in love with a star?
Megavolt: How did you know?
Lea: And why?
Ray: Because I saw your reactions before. And I be glad to explain. Y'all see, Evangeline was a firefly before. We loved each other wonderfully.
(Then he became slowly sad)
Ray: However, she died from cancer in her neck.
(Kiki's group got calmly shocked, then sympathetic)
Pence: Bummer.
Megavolt: Sorry for your loss.
Meowth: I'll say.
Ray: But thankfully, after Evangeline’s funeral, according to legends, turn into that there star in her afterlife.
Sora: (Figuring it out) So, the legends on where stars came from is true.
Kairi: (Nods) Deceased fireflies.
(Kiki's group slowly realized in a calm happy way)
Jiminy: How sad, but sweet.
Olette: So, that’s why you said you might eventually be together again.
(Ray nods in agreement)
Ray: And I meant it. When I find a way to see her again….
Kiki: Evangeline and you will be together.
Ray: Yeah, Cher.
(Kiki's group smiled calmly. Zelda and Hayner then changed the subject)
Zelda: Shall we get some sleep?
Hayner: Hit the hay?
(Realizing, Kiki's group agreed)
Kiki’s group except Zelda and Hayner: Yes.
(Kiki, Zelda, and Elise then conjured up sleeping bags for everyone that suits their personalities. They then tuck themselves in)
Kiki’s group: Good night.
(They then go to sleep. Elsewhere in the bushes, Maleficent, Splatter Phoenix, Diablo, and the Sanderson Sisters watched with evil smirks)
Maleficent: (Whispering) Looks like tomorrow, we’ll give them all, except Zelda and Elise, a watery point of no return and get those items back as well.
Splatter Phoenix: (Whispering) Indeed.
Winifred: (Whispering) Sweet vengeance.
Sarah: (Whispering) Just like Mummy's delicious Bat Blood Ice Cream?
Winifred: (Whispering, shrugs) Probably.
Mary: (Whispering) Make them wish they're never born.
Splatter Phoenix: (Whispering) We'll definitely teach those losers a lesson they'll never forget.
(Diablo squawked quietly in agreement and they left for Maleficent’s castle)
Coming up: After Kiki’s group arrive at a bar being run by a crime syndicate which Yuffie's group know of from their past reckless conning before, they accidentally earn the mafia's wrath after they accidentally blew up their bar via the ignited illegally smuggled fireworks, resulting Kiki's group to secretly retreat while a certain mafia leader and his three capos decide to go after them for revenge.
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Category:The Wizard of Oz Parodies
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