You Ain't No Kanye

You Ain't No Kanye is the ninth episode of .
==Story==
Leg 9 (Based off Leg 6 of The Amazing Race 27)
The race resumes at the House of Rembrandt's Mistress.
Mega & Cloud will depart 1st.
Route Info: Teams must fly to , . Upon arrival, teams must make their way to Aérodrome Musée Volant Salis in , where they would find their next clue.
Abe: "Oh, now we go to France. That's funny."
Angel: "You ready?"
Abe: "Absolutely...EIFFEL TOWER LOL!" 
All teams are on the same flight
Flight Lands
Bwinter & Turt find the clue currently in 1st place.
Roadblock: One team member must fly in a vintage over the French countryside to spot the three words that make up the national motto of France, "", written on the ground. Once back on the ground, they must recite the motto to a pilot, who would give them their next clue if they are correct. If they are incorrect, they must go to the back of the line before they are allowed to try again. Only three biplanes are available at a time.
Turt is doing the RB
Wilted is doing the RB
Abe is doing the RB
Psy is doing the RB
Mega is doing the RB
Wilted fails first attempt
Abe finishes the RB currently in 1st place.
Route Info: Teams must make their way back to Paris, and search for Le Fantôme Blanc at Square Louise-Michel to receive their next clue.
Amy is doing the RB
Psy finishes the RB currently in 2nd place.
Turt fails first attempt
Angel & Abe find Le Fantôme Blanc in 1st place
Detour: Drops Mic or Bust a Crab?
Choice A: Drops MicTeams must make their way to Port de la Tournelle and learn and perform a rap song, "79 à 99" by rapper in . If their French pronunciation, rhythm, and vibes are judged by Passi to be satisfactory, he would give them their next clue.
Choice B: Bust a CrabTeams must make their way to La Coupole restaurant, where they must work on a French signature crab dish, the Royal Platter. They must shuck and crack crabs properly to meet the chef's standards to receive their next clue.
Angel & Abe are doing Drops Mic
Mega finishes the RB currently in 3rd place.
Amy fails first attempt.
Psy & Alex are doing Bust a Crab
Wilted finishes the RB currently in 4th place.
Turt finishes the RB currently in 5th place.
Mega & Cloud miss the train
Bwinter & Turt miss the train
Amy finishes the RB currently in last place.
Jack & Wilted are doing Drops Mic
Briana & Amy are doing Drops Mic
Psy & Alex finish detour currently in 1st place.
Route Info: Teams would receive a postcard, which they must figure out depicted the , where they would find their next clue.
Mega & Cloud are doing Bust a Crab.
Bwinter & Turt are doing Drops Mic.
Angel & Abe finish detour currently in 2nd place.
Jack & Wilted finish detour currently in 3rd place.
Amy: "Forget it, you ain't no Kanye."
Briana & Amy switch detours.
Psy & Alex find the bridge currently in 1st place.
Route Info: Teams must make their way "across from the iconic monument where the first team will triumph", which they must figure out referred to overlooking the to check in.
Angel & Abe get slightly lost.
Jack & Wilted find the bridge currently in 2nd place.
Angel & Abe find the bridge currently in 3rd place.
Psy & Alex, you are team number 1! You have both won an all new Ford Mustang!
Jack & Wilted, you are team number 2.
Wilted: "Alex stole our well deserved 1st. Gosh, I hate her so much."
Angel & Abe, you are team number 3.
Mega & Cloud finish detour currently in 4th place.
Mega & Cloud find the bridge currently in 4th place.
Bwinter & Turt finish detour currently in 5th place.
Briana & Amy finish detour currently in last place.
Mega & Cloud, you are team number 4.
Bwinter & Turt find the bridge currently in 5th place.
Briana & Amy find the bridge currently in last place.
Dramatic Music
Briana & Amy.
Briana: "Yes?" (crying).
You are still in the race and you are officially team number 5.
Bwinter & Turt, you are the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the race.
Turt: "Pimple face, we got eliminated."
Bwinter: "..."
==Route Markers==
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|-|Pit Start = The order of departure from the House of Rembrandt's Mistress are as follows:
# Mega & Cloud
# Angel & Abe
# Briana & Amy
# Bwinter & Turt
# Jack & Wilted
# Psy & Alex
Nobody's departure times were shown.
|-|Route Info 1 = Teams must fly to , . Upon arrival, teams must make their way to Aérodrome Musée Volant Salis in , where they would find their next clue.
|-|Roadblock = The team member assigned to perform this Roadblock must fly in a vintage over the French countryside to spot the three words that make up the national motto of France, "", written on the ground. Once back on the ground, they must recite the motto to a pilot, who would give them their next clue if they are correct. If they are incorrect, they must go to the back of the line before they are allowed to try again. Only three biplanes are available at a time.
The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:
*Angel & Abe
*Briana & Amy
*Bwinter & Turt
*Jack & Wilted
*Mega & Cloud
*Psy & Alex
|-|Route Info 2 = Teams must make their way back to Paris, and search for Le Fantôme Blanc at Square Louise-Michel to receive their next clue.
|-|Detour =
Choice A: Drops MicTeams must make their way to Port de la Tournelle and learn and perform a rap song, "79 à 99" by rapper in . If their French pronunciation, rhythm, and vibes are judged by Passi to be satisfactory, he would give them their next clue.
Angel & Abe, Bwinter & Turt, and Jack & Wilted chose this task.
Choice B: Bust a CrabTeams must make their way to La Coupole restaurant, where they must work on a French signature crab dish, the Royal Platter. They must shuck and crack crabs properly to meet the chef's standards to receive their next clue.
Briana & Amy, Mega & Cloud, and Psy & Alex chose this task.
|-|Route Info 3 = Teams would receive a postcard, which they must figure out depicted the , where they would find their next clue.
|-|Route Info 4 and Pit Stop = Teams must make their way "across from the iconic monument where the first team will triumph", which they must figure out referred to overlooking the to check in.
For coming in first, Psy & Alex each won a .
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==Trivia==
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