Noobs

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens around the table) 
EB: Well, it was a 3 - 0 vote this time around. Monty, you’ve been evicted!
Monty: OI! WHY?! I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING!
Sonic: Well sucks to suck then. 
Monty: OI!
(Monty walks out onto the stage)
EB: Alright noobs, today you guys are going to design an idea for an app.
Pearl: Does it matter what type of app?
EB: Nope, not at all! You have one hour, and there is some paper and colored pencils and more crafting materials at your disposal. The requirements are: you must have a logo, you must have a description of the app, and you must have some fun feature. The person with the best app will nominate two people later. Ready?
Sonic: N-
Steve: GO!
(Sonic quickly designs an app)
Fred: So I’m making an app called MY LEG! If you’re in an emergency, you just tap the button on the screen and call for help.
(Fred trips and breaks his leg)
Fred: MY LEG!
(Cut to Gary)
Gary: Meow, Meow, Meow! 
(You can’t understand what his app is; cut to Spot)
Spot: Ruff, Ruff, Ruff! 
(You can’t understand what his app is either; cut to Calmstar)
Calmstar: Alright, so I’m making a recipe book, but in an app. You just scroll through to the recipe you want to make, and then read it and make it!
EB: Alright, 30 minutes left!
(Calmstar is working very hard on a logo)
Calmstar: Hey GreyBob, could you please pass me the glitter glue?
GreyBob: Sure, I don’t need this in my life.
Calmstar: What?
GreyBob: Nothing.
(Calmstar works on his logo; cut to GreyBob)
GreyBob: Yeah so my app is about skulls. 
EB: TIME IS UP! Now Steve and I will judge your apps.
Steve: First up, Gary.
(Gary shows off his app, Snail Po. Delivery)
Gary: Meow!
EB: Interesting. 
Steve: Next up, we have Spot.
(Spot shows off his app, Amoeba Nutrients Delivery)
Spot: Ruff!
EB: Also interesting, but isn’t that the same as Gary’s?
Spot: Ruff!
Steve: Okay. Next up, we have Pearl!
(Pearl comes up)
Pearl: So My app is called Fashion Fighters. Basically, you go through the game fighting all kinds of unfashionable monsters!
EB: You mean like Steve? OH ROASTED!
Steve: Hey, I only own one set of clothes. 
EB: That’s because you’re poor.
Steve: And you just escaped jail.
EB: Hey. Anyways, nice work Pearl.
Pearl: Thanks!
Steve: Next up is Nat.
(Nat comes up)
Nat: I ran out of time. 
EB: So you have nothing? Cool! less work for me! Anyways, you have no shot at winning.
Nat: Sigh.
Steve: Next up is Fred.
(Fred comes up grinning)
EB: Show me what you got.
Fred: *gasp* My Leg! is an app that
(One very long explanation later)
Steve: That was INCREDIBLE!
EB: So many uses!
Steve: So practical!
EB: Nothing can beat this!
Fred: Thanks!
Steve: Alright next we have Sonic.
Sonic: Eyyyy.
(Sonic shows his app, Crayon Doodle)
Sonic: Um well I didn’t really get time to plan what the app would be about, but I made a dope logo!
EB: That is quite a dope logo.
Steve: Yeah, whatever. Next up, we have Calmstar.
(Calmstar comes up)
Calmstar: My app is called Recipe App.
EB: Wow, How original.
Calmstar: Yeah! Anyways, you can get cooking recipes here.
Steve: Like On Pinterest?
Calmstar: Yeah, bu-
EB: Shameless rip-off? You suck!
(Calmstar runs away crying)
Steve: Oh. Next up, GreyBob.
(GreyBob comes up)
GreyBob: My app is called Depression Meter. It measures your level of depression.
EB: That’s it?
GreyBob: Yeah.
EB: Okay.
Steve: Last up, we have Dan.
Dan: Way to forget about me. Anyways, My app is a way to order blunts online.
EB: Whoa, children watch this show.
Dan: And?
EB: Alright, Fred wins by a landslide. 
(At the table)
Fred: Well I guess I’m going to nominate Calmstar for being so unoriginal.
Calmstar: Hey!
(Calmstar throws a book at Fred)
Fred: MY LEG! Anyways, my second nomination will be my own old teammate Nat, because he’s a threat.
Nah: (wakes up) where am I?
Steve: Well readers, vote either Calmstar or Nat out of the game.
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