Ezikiel McNotWaluigi

This article was NOT written by Waluigi EZIKIEL MCNOTWALUIGI, it was 100% written by a genuine UnAnything Wiki writer.
Ezikiel McNotWaluigi is Edgar McNotWario's adopted brother. Before we get anything out of the way, Ezikiel is 100% confirmed indubitably and by definition as well as having been legally confirmed in at least 2 countries, that he is NOT WALUIGI.
== Life History ==
To solidify the fact he is not Waluigi I have he has a 100% original and true life story. Ezekiel was born on the 29th of Febuary ten billion BBB (It was a leap year).
He is the confirmed uncle of Father Bogan and the father of Mother Teletubby.
Ezikiel could speak almost every languages in the world, including Spanish, Italian, German, Russian, and even Korean.
However, unlike Edgar McNotwario, he is defeatable for unkown reason.
Ezikiel found the Americas in 492 BC, 1000 years before Columbus. There he lived a peaceful life with the locals.
Until Columbus arrived, he was shot to death together with the locals.
== Trivia ==
Even Ezikiel thinks Weird Al's mind is gone
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