Tech Support III

The Warning screen appears.
Mammed Udi sits in his office.
: Mammed Udi
: Hello. Welcome to Smell Tech-Support. My name is Mammed Udi. How may I help you?
The view cuts to Foamy, who points at his computer. The view cuts to each character has he speaks.
: Foamy
: I've got a problem here. I'm having a problem with my screen. I've got this weird little dot that just won't go away! I'm pretty sure it's a stuck pixel. What do I do?
: Mammed Udi
: Ah, very much perhaps a stuck pixel, but we shall run some tests to make sure.
Foamy blinks.
: Mammed Udi
: Is it still there?
: Foamy
: Um... yeah.
: Mammed Udi
: I see. So the "ignore it and it will go away" method will not work here?
: Foamy
: What, are you kidding me?
: Mammed Udi
: Now we try something better.
: Foamy
: How about just trying?
: Mammed Udi
: What you do now is go to your system manager and find your monitor drivers. Can you do that, please? Yes?
Foamy types on his computer, mumbling to himself.
: Foamy
: Okay, I'm at the monitor driver doo-dad. What now?
: Mammed Udi
: Okay. Uninstall all monitor drivers.
: Foamy
: Um... if I uninstall all the monitor drivers, my monitor won't work.
: Mammed Udi
: Yes. But you will not see any stuck pixels afterwards.
: Foamy
: Of course I won't! I won't see anything, dammit!
: Mammed Udi
: See? Problem has been solved. Good day.
: Foamy
: Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait a second. I've kind of gotten used to viewing web pages on my monitor, as opposed to... imagining what they look like while typing blindly!
: Mammed Udi
: Well, some people are greedy, I suppose. Please call back after you have tried these steps.
: Foamy
: Call back?
: Mammed Udi
: Yes. It is not fair to others to just help you and tie up all the lines.
: Foamy
: You've got to be kidding me!
: Mammed Udi
: Remember, Smell Tech-Support is here for you whenever you need us.
: Foamy
: I need you now!
: Mammed Udi
: {offscreen} Good day.
: Foamy
: Hello? Hello?
Mammed Udi hangs up.
: That little outsourced son of a bitch hung up on me! What kind of world are we living in?!
Fomay groans in anger.
Ending screen appears.