Vietnam War

The vietnam war was not really a war but merely a tea party at first. Mecha Hitler invited the vietnamise to the tea party. But Mecha Hitler dropped tea on the vietnamise leader's pants and so the war had begun. With the help of Spider-man, Chuck Norris, Kid Barak Obama, Steven Colbert, A fire hydrant, and an army of 10,000 lemmings Mecha Hitler dominated the vietnamise. The Vietnamise leader begged Mecha Hitler to spare his life but Mecha Hitler ignored his pleas and curb stomped the vietnamise head off.
45 years later, Mecha Hitler learned there is a disease that causes cancer in one's lungs. He did not care he was made of metal & pancakes...... so he did not share this secret.......
15 years later later, it became a world epidemic it killed over 10 million people mecha hitler still did not care......
23 years later, Jim Carrey fell in love with Mecha Hitler...... Now it was personal.......