Saddlesore Galactica/Quotes

:Homer: (After being kicked out of Jockey Town) Did that really happen? Or was it all just a wonderful dream?
:Jockey: No dream. Lose the race, Fat Boy.
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:Homer: That horse better win, or we're taking a trip to the glue factory. And he won't get to come!
:Lenny: Yeah, that's a great tour, but you can't see it all in one day.
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:Bill Clinton: Thank you, Lisa, for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
:Marge: That's a pretty lousy lesson.
:Bill Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president.
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:Chief Wiggum: I’d rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.
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:Announcer: Be sure to stick around for the Battle of the Elementary School Bands.
:Homer: Ohhh.
:Marge: Homer, Lisa's in that!
:Homer: I stand by my disappointed groan.
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:Marge: Should the Simpsons get a horse?
:Comic Book Guy: Excuse me, I believe this family already had a horse, and the expense forced Homer to work at the Kwik-E-Mart with hilarious consequences.
:Homer: Does anyone care what this guy thinks?
:Crowd: No!
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:Homer: Man, I got more trophies than Wayne Gretzky and the Pope combined.
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:Marge: Okay, Lisa, I've got Furious D across the board boxed with the three and the eight and wheeled up and down.
:Lisa: Mom, I think you might be developing a gambling problem.
:Comic Book Guy: (with a "worst episode ever" t-shirt) Hey, I'm watching you.