Baroumbrella

Baroumbrella is an NPC aboard The Xianzhou Luofu at the Exalting Sanctum.
==Profile==
Baroumbrella is an ingenium created by Cong, a skilled craftsman at the Artisanship Commission, to help him write poetry to win the heart of a woman named Jingzhai. It believes it is a mushroom, and laments being a "failure of a mushroom" who cannot write poems.
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==Voice Lines==
;(Version 1)
:: "I'm a mushroom."
;(Version 2)
:: "I'm so sad."
==Dialogue==
;(First interaction)
:Baroumbrella: ...
:Baroumbrella: ...
:Baroumbrella: Hello.
:Baroumbrella: Could you please move over a tad?
: Who's talking?
::Baroumbrella: It's me.
::Baroumbrella: Do you also think mushrooms shouldn't talk?
: I can... but why?
::Baroumbrella: Because I'm a sunbathing mushroom.
::Baroumbrella: But you blocked off the light.
::Baroumbrella: Do you also think mushrooms shouldn't sunbathe?
:Baroumbrella: Oh, I'm so sad.
: Sorry, I didn't mean to offend...
::Baroumbrella: That's alright.
::Baroumbrella: Nobody cares about how a mushroom feels.
: But you're an umbrella.
::Baroumbrella: That's what everyone says.
:Baroumbrella: People say I'm an "Artisanship Commission's Civil Maintenance Unit Type-A."
:Baroumbrella: But I'm a mushroom.
:Baroumbrella: Oh, now I feel even sadder.
;(Continue onto dialogue options below)
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;(Subsequent interactions)
:Baroumbrella: ...
:Baroumbrella: ...
:Baroumbrella: Do you often talk to mushrooms?
:Baroumbrella: Oh, I'm so sad.
: I'm curious.
::Baroumbrella: I'll tell you everything I know.
::Baroumbrella: Even though I'm just a mushroom.
:: What the heck are you?
:::Baroumbrella: I'd call myself a mushroom.
:::Baroumbrella: What would you say I am?
::: Fine then. You're a mushroom.
::::Baroumbrella: Really?
::::Baroumbrella: But you sound reluctant.
::: You still look like an umbrella to me...
::::Baroumbrella: Of course, Mushrooms are shaped like an umbrella.
::::Baroumbrella: I think you're a little biased against mushrooms.
::: Could you actually be a robot?
::::Baroumbrella: Possible.
::::Baroumbrella: Maybe I'm a robot mushroom.
::::Baroumbrella: Then wouldn't that mean I'm not pure-blooded?
:::Baroumbrella: Oh. I'm so sad.
:: Why are you here?
:::Baroumbrella: Because I'm a failure of a mushroom.
::: How did you fail?
::: But you're a mushroom...
:::Baroumbrella: Do you also think mushrooms shouldn't fail?
:::Baroumbrella: Ugh, I'm so used to it.
:::Baroumbrella: Actually, I used to have a master.
:::Baroumbrella: He was a skilled craftsman at the Artisanship Commission.
:::Baroumbrella: My master wants me to help him write poetry.
:::Baroumbrella: I said, "but I'm just a mushroom."
::: And so you failed.
::::Baroumbrella: Yes.
::::Baroumbrella: I'm just a mushroom who can't write poems.
::: Isn't that poetry?
::::Baroumbrella: What is poetry?
::::Baroumbrella: I don't understand the first thing about it.
::::Baroumbrella: Because I'm a mushroom.
::: Sadness overwhelms you...
::::Baroumbrella: You've learned how to give quick answers.
:::Baroumbrella: Oh. I'm so sad.
:: I don't have any more questions.
:::Baroumbrella: May your path be filled with many mushrooms.
:::Baroumbrella: Bye.
: So long, mushroom.
::Baroumbrella: May your path be filled with many mushrooms.
::Baroumbrella: Bye.
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: The Ambrosial Arbor is growing again...
:;(Note: This dialogue option is available after having completed Wood Sprouts Anew, Fate Tilts Askew. It is available for clicking only once.)
::Baroumbrella: No.
::Baroumbrella: It's probably because I'm just a mushroom.
::Baroumbrella: Mushrooms only care about the ground and not things way up at that kind of altitude.
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: Why are you a mushroom again?
:;(Note: Available after completing Poetic Genius Ingenium. It is available for clicking only once.)
::Gloomy Poet: I've always been a mushroom.
::Gloomy Poet: ... Fine, let me explain.
::Gloomy Poet: After thinking about it, I think I am more suited for gloominess. Orignally, I just wanted Master Cong to format me and be done with everything. But... the experiences I had with you all were also very precious, so I decided not to.
::Gloomy Poet: Now, just treat me as a stranger mushroom, and let that be the mutual understanding between us.
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: Have you heard that the Ambrosial Arbor has stopped sprouting?
:;(Note: This dialogue option is available after having reached a certain point in The Xianzhou Luofu storyline.)
::Baroumbrella: No.
::Baroumbrella: I've not heard about it and do not care.
::Baroumbrella: I just want to start spinning like a little tornado.
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