ザ・スパム ～オオアリクイ婦人の元に会釈山本が帰ってくる唄～ (The Spam ~Ooarikui Fujin no Moto ni Kaishaku Yamamoto ga Kaettekuru Uta~)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
連絡下さい 	renraku kudasai 	Please get in touch.
連絡下さい 	renraku kudasai 	Please get in touch.
お待ちしております 	omachi shite orimasu 	I’ll be patiently awaiting your response.
 	 	
いきなりメール失礼します 	ikinari meeru shitsurei shimasu 	I’m sorry for emailing you out of the blue like this.
私は三十前の女です 	watashi wa sanjuumae no onna desu 	I’m a woman you met thirty years ago,
昨年の夏に主人が 	sakunen no natsu ni shujin ga 	And last summer, my husband
オオアリクイにヤられました 	ooarikui ni yararemashita 	Was killed by a giant anteater.
 	 	
私は主人の出稼ぎを 	watashi wa shujin no dekasegi o 	I don’t really understand what my husband
あまりに理解していなくて 	amari ni rikai shite inakute 	Was doing for his work abroad,
彼はミナミの国の森の中 	kare wa minami no kuni no mori no naka 	But he was in a tropical jungle
オオアリクイにヤられました 	ooarikui ni yararemashita 	When he was killed by a giant anteater.
 	 	
一年が経過して 	ichinen ga keika shite 	A year has passed since then,
ようやく立ち直ってきたけど 	youyaku tachinaotte kita kedo 	And I’ve finally gotten back on my feet;
毎日の孤独な夜に 	mainichi no kodoku na yoru ni 	However, on all those lonely nights,
火照る体ががががががが！ 	hoteru karada ga ga ga ga ga ga ga! 	My body gets so, so, so, so, so, so, so hot!
 	 	
お返事下さい 	ohenji kudasai 	Please keep in touch.
謝礼は出きます 	sharei wa dekimasu 	A reward is possible.
私を満たして欲しい 	watashi o mitashite hoshii 	I want you to satisfy me.
 	 	
お返事下さい 	ohenji kudasai 	Please keep in touch.
詳しい話をしたい 	kuwashii hanashi o shitai 	I want us to talk about everything.
ニーズに合いそうなあなたからの連絡を 	niizu ni aisou na anata kara no renraku o 	I’m eagerly awaiting correspondence from you,
待っていますね 	matte imasu ne 	Who seems to meet all my needs.
 	 	
助けて下さい 	tasukete kudasai 	Please help me!
助けて下さい 	tasukete kudasai 	Please help me!
協力をお願いします 	kyouryoku o onegai shimasu 	I desperately require your support!
 	 	
そんなメールを送っていたら 	sonna meeru o okutte itara 	When I sent that sort of email,
突然あの男から返信きました 	totsuzen ano otoko kara henshin kimashita 	I suddenly received a reply from that man.
以前の会社の同僚で 	izen no kaisha no douryou de 	He’s a colleague from the company I used to work at—
伝説の男　会釈山本 	densetsu no otoko kaishaku yamamoto 	What a legend, Yamamoto the interpreter!
 	 	
全く空気を読まない男性で 	mattaku kuuki o yomanai dansei de 	Back then, thanks to him being a man who can’t read the room at all,
当時私に猛モーションをかけてきました 	touji watashi ni mou mooshon o kakete kimashita	He spent way too much time and effort hitting on me.
今でも忘れずに連絡してきたんです 	ima demo wasurezu ni renraku shite kita ndesu 	Even now, he contacted me without being able to forget about me.
伝説の男　会釈山本 	densetsu no otoko kaishaku yamamoto 	What a legend, Yamamoto the interpreter!
 	 	
私に彼氏がいたら 	watashi ni kareshi ga itara 	He says he’ll concede defeat
諦めると言ってるんです 	akirameru to itteru ndesu 	If I have a boyfriend,
どうか偽装でいいので 	douka gisou de ii no de 	So please, given that I’m fine with a fake relationship,
フリをしていただけませんか？ 	furi o shite itadakemasen ka? 	Can I get you to pretend that you’re my boyfriend?
 	 	
会釈山本 	kaishaku yamamoto 	Yamamoto the interpreter!
アラフォー独身 	arafoo dokushin 	He’s roughly forty, and he’s single.
牛丼屋でトロロだけで8時間ねばった 	gyuudonya de tororo dake de hachi jikan nebatta	He was able to hold out at the gyudon place for eight hours with only grated yam.
 	 	
アフロを禁止されて 	afuro o kinshi sarete 	His afro was banned,
翌日にはスキンヘッドに 	yokujitsu ni wa sukinheddo ni 	And the next day, he shaved his head.
「ボヘミアンな俺のセンチメンタリズム」 	"bohemian na ore no senchimentarizumu" 	“This is my sentimentality as a bohemian!”
会釈はあまりしない 	kaishaku wa amari shinai 	He doesn’t do much interpreting.
 	 	
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どうか・・・ 	douka... 	I beg you...
お返事下さい 	ohenji kudasai 	Please keep in touch.
謝礼は幾らでも出きます 	sharei wa ikura demo dekimasu 	I can give you any reward you want.
身体の火照りを止めて 	karada no hoteri o tomete 	Just stop this heat in my body!
 	 	
会釈山本 	kaishaku yamamoto 	Yamamoto the interpreter!
「断らない俺のダンディズム」 	"kotowaranai ore no dandizumu" 	“This is my dandyism as a man who won’t reject you!”
主人を倒したミナミの国のアリクイは 	shujin o taoshita minami no kuni no arikui wa 	The anteater in the tropical jungle who felled my husband
会釈山本 	kaishaku yamamoto 	Is Yamamoto the interpreter.
 	 	
連絡下さい 	renraku kudasai 	Please get in touch.
連絡下さい 	renraku kudasai 	Please get in touch.
お待ちしております 	omachi shite orimasu 	I’ll be patiently awaiting your response.
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