Maud Gooderthan

:There is a pale, ethereal, transparent figure of a woman, her hair matted with sick, leaning over this toilet and vomiting into it like, repeatedly.
==History==
In life, Maud Gooderthan was a resident of Gunnacarkit and an employee of Solomon Brumby at his bakery. Brumby forced her to work even whilst ill with a disease that caused her to vomit. While at work, she was assigned to make pies, and ended up vomiting into the pastry cases. Brumby cooked and sold the vomit-filled pastry, while Maud choked on her own vomit and died in the toilets. 
After her death, Brumby hid Maud's remains in the basement beneath the bakery and claimed the discovery of her 'quiches'. Either as a result of her death being from his actions, or because of the retention of money from her family, Maud's ghost was tied to the bathroom of the bakery.
==Characteristics==
Maud was a young dwarf woman with hair long enough to become matted, who experienced severe Pelvic Inflammatory Disease that required her to wear a cast around the lower half of her torso. As a ghost, she was locked into her experience on the day of her death, with severe and ongoing nausea and vomiting.
She deeply and justifiably dislikes Brumby for his mistreatment and neglect of staff, including herself, but willingly helps Gadai, McKenzie and Plank with their task.
==Episodes==
=== Episode 12: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 1 ===
Gadai, McKenzie and Plank find the ghost of a young dwarf woman vomiting in the toilet. She asks them to leave her, which they do.
===Episode 13: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 2===
Among the skeletons found in the basement of the bakery is one which is shorter and more robust than the others, in line with dwarven appearance, which is coated in vomit and excrement.
As Gadai, McKenzie and Plank re-enter the bathroom to talk to the ghost, she turns and vomits on Gadai and McKenzie. She apologises and tries to remember her name, but is locked into memories of the day that she died. She begs for them to help make her deeply unpleasant time as a ghost comes to an end, and reads her name from her nametag: Maud Gooderthan. She also explains the cast she wears for her pelvic inflammatory disease.
==Appearances==
*Episode 12: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 1 (mentioned)
*Episode 13: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 2
==Quotes==
*"I was sick and that prick Brumby, that penny-pincher, made me come in on my sick day. And I was preparing a tart and I vomited all over the pastry, and the bastard cooked it anyway!"
*"That's my PID. My pelvic inflammatory disease - I didn't spell it out for you? It's so bad that I have to wear a cast, and it's creaking all the time. You should listen to the Maud Gooderthan PID cast."
*"Just fuck off."
==Trivia==
* "Maud Gooderthan PID cast" (the character's creaking cast for her pelvic inflammatory disease) is a reference to TV and film podcast "More Gooder Than Podcast" which ran from 2016 to 2019.
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