Chug Jug

A Chug Jug is a healing item of unimaginable powers. Drinking a barrel can be insanely good for you and therefore, you can eat bajillions of these and not get fat. The only problem for chug jugs is that they are almost extinct. Fortunately, they're starting to be restocked, but very slowly. But don't blame the president, because he can't do anything to help chug jugs from getting eaten by 300+ lb Morbidly Obese People™ to make them lighter.
==History==
Chug Jugs were a very helpful invention made by Albert Einstein in 1962, when he boiled Coffee with NEDM Energy to see what would happen. This changed medical history forever. It was made 3 years before Medical Eggs.
==Facts About a Chug Jug==
*People who play Fortnite knocked the supply of Chug Jug by 80%.
*Chug Jug helps wounds like E.T does.
* These are widely used in America.
*If you are in a near death situation and bleeding, drink a chug jug fast without hesitation. Oh wait, you probably won’t have a Chug Jug on you!
*Chug Jugs can cure most common diseases, including Rainbowitis, CBeebies, Purple Pi and Coronavirus but sadly it won't work on the Weegee Virus.
*WaChug Jugs are even better.
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