Elf Dreams

==Publishers Summary==
Even Germaine Has Fantasies...As Warped As They May Be.
==Script==
: Germaine
: Ah, nothing like sitting back and relaxin' with a copy of Elf Dreams. Ohhh, special Lord of the Flings issue with Lego-ass. Sooo cute, in a darkish elfy way. Oh yeah, look at those pointy ears those, his golden flowy hair almost like a fictional character... but real. And those long pointy arrows. Pointy. Pointeee... Oooooooo, yeah, fight scenes!
: That's right, give yourself a sweaty and fierce battle. Oh, yeah, you're a filthy, dirty elf. Kill! Kill! Kill! Yes! Ah-
: Foamy
: Excuse me, I hate to interrupt but you're a fucking sick bastard! Don't you realize its just a magazine! It doesn't exist, just like you. With that being said, I'll leave you to your erotic dreams.
: Germaine
: Pointy ears... I like that pointy ears.
Ending screen appears.
==External Links==
*Illwillpress website