Tawog X Unikitty Crossover The Prank

[Hawkodile, Puppycorn and Unkitty are having breakfast]
Unikitty: Hey, Hawkodile, can you pass the sugar?
Hawkodile: [Giggles] Sure, Unikitty. [Gives her the vessel] Here's the sugar. [Laughs softly]
[Unikitty pours the sugar onto her cereal, eats a lump, and then vomits it on Puppycorn]
Puppycorn: It probably just needs more sugar. [Pours more]
[Hawkodile laughs softly; Unikitty tries it again, but vomits it on Puppycorn again but much longer than before. Puppycorn then blocks the vomit with newspaper, which the vomit breaks through, and then a spoon, before Unikitty stops vomiting]
Unikitty: This tastes terrible.
Puppycorn: [Tastes it] It tastes like salt.
Hawkodile: [Laughs loudly] That's because I swapped the sugar for the salt! [Laughs softly] It was the greatest prank ever.
Unikitty: Okay, you got me. But that's not the greatest prank, this is. [Handles a ketchup bottle and points to Hawkodile] Hey, Hawkodile, does this ketchup look funny to you?
Hawkodile: Hmm... I'll check. But afterwards, don't forget to show me that prank you were talking about. [Checks the ketchup bottle] Looks okay to me... [Unikitty sprays the ketchup to his face] AAH!
[Unkitty and Puppycorn laugh]
Hawkodile: What'd you do that for? You got ketchup all over me.
Unikitty: That was the prank.
Puppycorn: Yeah, we did it because it's funny.
Hawkodile: [Feels sad] No, it isn't. It's only funny when it happens to someone else! How could you do this to your own bodyguard?! [Runs away from the siblings, crying]
Richard: [Appears from the kitchen] That wasn't very nice. You two should know better.
Unikitty: What?! You didn't tell him off for pranking us.
Richard: You know it's too late for your bodyguard. I want you two to apologize by the time I get back. [Leaves the house]
Puppycorn: Do you think Hawkodile will be okay?
Unikitty: Eh, he probably forgot about it already.
[Unkitty and Puppycorn are now playing their game. Soon, Hawkodile comes by]
Hawkodile: [Hides something behind his back] Hello, gang.
Unkitty and Puppycorn: Hey, Hawkodile.
Hawkodile: [Shows two new pairs of shoes; one red, and one green] Why don't you try on these lovely new shoes?
Unkitty: [Feeling suspicious of Hawkodile] This is a prank, isn't it?
Hawkodile: [Nervously] What? Pra— prank? What? Me prank you? What? No. Ha, ha. No. [Stutters nervously] Hmph! Sheesh.
[Hawkodile at the shoe store with both shoes in his hands]
Hawkodile: I would like to return these shoes, please.
Beau: Unfortunately, sir, you seem to have filled them with baked beans.
Hawkodile: [Angrily] I did nothing of the sort, sir!
Beau: Well, I'm sure you wouldn't mind putting them on and taking a walk to prove it, huh?
Hawkodile: And I'm sure I wouldn't mind either. [Puts the shoes on, steps on the baked beans, wriggles and shivers.] On second thought, I think I shall keep them. I happen to have grown quite attached to them. [Walks away with a squishy sound coming from his feet]
[Hawkodile is at the couch with a tape player and headphones on his head, presses the play button]
Recording: Welcome to "Pranks for Beginners". Over the next thirty minutes...
Hawkodile: [Pauses the tape] Thirty minutes? That's two subs, a muffin, and a tub of ice cream. Oh! And I better get a sausage for the last nineteen seconds.[Leaves the room]
[Unikitty and Puppycorn change the tape]
Hawkodile: [Comes back to the room] Mental note: next time, take food for the journey back as well. [Puts the headphones back on and presses the play button]
Unikitty [On tape]: Step one: Go out onto the roof of the house.
[Hawkodile is on top of the roof while Unikitty and Puppycorn are hiding behind the car]
Unikitty [On tape]: Step two: Take off all of your clothes.
[Unikitty and Puppycorn snicker. Hawkodile has only his underwear on]
Unikitty [On tape]: Step three: Pretend that you're are a ballerina while repeatedly slapping yourself in the face.
[Unikitty and Puppycorn are still snickering]
Puppycorn: Dude, this cannot be real.
Hawkodile: [On his toes and slapping himself] I'm a ballerina, I'm a ballerina, I'm a ballerina, I'm a ballerina.
Unikitty [On tape]: Step five: Realize you've just been pranked. [Hawkodile frowns] Step six: Try and fit down the chimney, head first. [Hawkodile smiles]
[Unikitty and Puppycorn are still snickering while Hawkodile is struggling to get down through the chimney. The day then turns night, with Hawkodile still stuck in the chimney]
[Scene cuts to Hawkodile on the table snoring, with prank drafts all around him on the table and the floor]
Unkitty: Aww look, he's been up all night trying to find a way to get back at us.
Puppycorn: [Slaps Hawkodile] Yup, he is definitely out cold.
[Unikitty and Puppycorn grin in mischief]
[Scene changes to Unikitty and Puppycorn pushing Hawkodile out into a river on an inflatable lifeboat]
Unkitty: I can't wait to see the look on his face when he wakes up.
[Unikitty and Puppycorn laugh as Hawkodile floats away]
Unkitty: [Stops laughing] Dude, I don't think he's waking up.
Puppycorn: Where does this river go?
Unkitty: Uh... I think it goes out to sea? 
[Scene changes to Hawkodile on the lifeboat floating on the sea]
Puppycorn: Do you think he will be mad big sis?
Unkitty: Nah, it's just a small... harmless... prank.
[Scene zooms out, showing Hawkodile on the lifeboat floating further into the sea]
[Unikitty and Puppycorn are watching TV together. Hawkodile enters]
Unikitty: [Door opens] Hawkodile! Are you okay? Can I get you something to eat or something?
Hawkodile: No, I still have plenty of coconuts. [Shows a bag of coconuts]
Puppycorn: What happened to your clothes?
Hawkodile: I ate them. [Turns around, and walks up the stairs back to his room]
Puppycorn: How do we know when we have taken this too far?
Unikitty: I think we'll know when we get there.
[Unikitty and Puppycorn are scribbling on a magazine with crayons, then the camera zooms out, showing Hawkodile placing a bucket full of water on top of the kitchen door]
[Unikitty and Puppycorn notice Hawkodile's prank]
Unikitty: This is just too easy.
[Scene changes to kitchen]
Unikitty: Hawkodile...!
Hawkodile: [Gasps, then puts out his newspaper] 
Unikitty: Hey, little bro and I are thinking of going outside.
Hawkodile: Oh, okay
Unikitty: Shall we going to the front yard or the backyard?
Hawkodile: [Giggles] The backyard, it's always nice at this time of the year. [Continues to giggle]
Unikitty: [faces to Puppycorn] Hey... Do you know what else would be fun?
Puppycorn: What?
Unikitty: Going through... the window.
Hawkodile: [Folds the newspaper quickly as he thinks his prank will be useless] What are you talking about?! Are you crazy?! 
Unikitty: Well, how else are we gonna get to the backyard?
Hawkodile: Through the door!
Unikitty: The what?
Hawkodile: The DOOR! Like this. [His prank backfires. The bucket falls onto him] WAAAH! [He runs out of the kitchen shouting, crashing into things]
[Scene changes to the ambulance siren]
Paramedic: Sir, please stop struggling so we can get the bucket off.
Hawkodile: It's dark!
Paramedic: How did this happen?
Unikitty: Well, we saw our bodyguard putting the bucket on top of the kitchen door and...
Hawkodile: You saw me?! How can you do this to me. You betrayed me, my own friends! I look like a fool! [Starts running all over the place] I don't want anyone to see me like this!
Paramedic Jose: Sir, please calm down.
Hawkodile: [Shouting] Leave me alone! Get off my lawn!
Paramedic: It's no use. Jose, tranquilizer.
Paramedic Jose: [Blows a tranquilizer on Hawkodiles butt]
Hawkodile: Leave... me... alone... [Yawns and falls asleep, allowing the bucket to be removed from his head]
[Scene changes back into Unikitty's house. Hawkodile's pops his head back in shape and looks angry]
Unikitty: Hey hawk! So... things got a little carried away there. What with you know, you going out to sea, and... getting tranquilized and.. everything... So it was a lot of fun but I think it's about time to call it a day. Okay?
[Hawkodile didn't respond]
Puppycorn: Yeah, I think we all learnt a valuable lesson about not taking pranks too far. Let's have a feel-good hug.
[Unikitty and Puppycorn hug Hawkodile, but Hawkodile still does not respond]
Puppycorn: This doesn't feel like a happy ending.
[Hawkodile cuts Unikitty and Puppycorn out from the gang photo]
Puppycorn: [Whispers to Unikitty] What are we gonna do?
Unikitty: [Whispers to Puppycorn] I don't know. [Thinks for a few seconds, then sees a bucket on top of the door] Huh? Maybe we should just go outside again, this time through the front door.
Puppycorn: Good idea Unikitty!
Unikitty: Okay, prepare to get wet. [Opens door, but the bucket containing dried concrete falls in front of Unikitty and Puppycorn almost hitting them] WHAT THE WHAT!?
Hawkodile: [Turns around, looking insane] I'M GONNA PRANK YOU! [Jumps out of sofa, making "scary" crazy faces]
[Unikitty and Puppycorn scream in fear, run up the stairs into the bathroom and shut the door, while Hawkodile bangs on the door]
Puppycorn: [Notices Unikitty panicking] Unikitty! What's wrong with you? You're hyperventilating! Stop panicking Unikitty, just calm down. Get [Slaps] a [Slaps] grip [Slaps], snap [Slaps] out [Slaps] of [Slaps] it! [Slaps]
Unikitty: CUT IT OUT! You're making it worse!
Puppycorn: Oh, sorry. There, there, buddy, [Strokes her] there, there. Is that better?
Unikitty: Much better. Now hold me and tell me that everything is going to be okay.
Puppycorn: [holds her] Everything is gonna be okay, buddy.
Unikitty: How about a little kiss?
[Puppycorn kisses Unikitty]
Unikitty: [Relieved] Hah.
Hawkodile: [Crashes into the bathroom] PRANK TIME!
[Unkitty and Puppycorn scream, and run out of the bathroom and down the stairs, hiding under the sofa. Unikitty hyperventilates again]
Hawkodile: [Breaks through the ceiling] Where are you?
Puppycorn: We're not under the sofa.
[Unkitty facepalms]
Hawkodile: Ha-ha! [Flips the sofa up, only to find Unkitty and Puppycorn gone] Huh? [Looks at the TV] Hmm...
Unikitty: [Realizes that Hawkodile has spotted them] And that's it for tonight's news at five. Here's Garbin with the weather.
Puppycorn: It would be very hot here with temperatures soaring to twenty degrees celsius, below zero on the Northern front of the warm drift with isolating regions of the cold snaps! ...And there will be a beautiful rainbow.
Hawkodile: Hmm. I wonder what else is on TV. [Uses the remote to change the channel]
Unikitty: [As an actor] How could you?
Puppycorn: [As an actor] It's not what it looks like. Please, don't leave me.
Unikitty: [As an actor] Nooo! It can never be the same again!
[Hawkodile changes channel again]
Puppycorn: [As an documentarian] And here, captured on film for the first time, we see the chicken crab.
Unikitty: [Acts as a chicken crab, clucking like a chicken and clicking like a crab]
[Hawkodile changes channel one more time]
Unikitty: [Rapping] A music video, a music video.
Puppycorn: [Rapping] Yeah, we are in a music video!
Unikitty: [Rapping] This is what you call a music video.
Puppycorn: [Rapping] Oh, baby, we're singing, I am in a [Hawkodile holds up an unplugged TV cord seeing them] music videooooo...
Unikitty: Run.
[Unikitty and Puppycorn continue running around the house with Hawkodile chasing them; Hawkodle laughs maniacally; Unikitty and Puppycorn hide in the kitchen and Hawkodile scares them. They run upstairs]
Unikitty: Look! The air vent, it's the only way. [Squeezes into the vent] It's no use. [Holds up Tomato Ketchup bottle as Hawkodile charges towards them] Stand back! I'm warning you. You leave me no choice! [squeezes bottle, but the ketchup splats onto Unikitty and Puppycorn's faces instead] Ahh...
Hawkodile: [Laughs] You should see your faces, you really thought I was going to catch you. [Laughs]
Puppycorn: What? You mean that the whole thing was a prank?
Hawkodile: Yea. And you totally bought it. [Laughs]
Unikitty: Hawkodile! That was terrible. How can you do that to your own friends?
Hawkodile: It's always funny when the jokes are on someone else. [Laughs]
Puppycorn: You almost dropped the block of solid concrete on our head!
Hawkodile: Yeah. I have no idea what happened with that. It was wet when I poured it in.
Unikitty: And the bursting through walls and stuff?
Hawkodile: I'll be honest with ya', I broke five ribs, but it was all worth it, just to see your faces.
Unikitty: Good job, Hawkodile, you totally got us, we're sorry we pranked you.
Hawkodile: Wahaha, no, it's me that should be sorry.
Puppycorn: But it was us who took it too far.
Hawkodile: Yeah, but I was the one who started it.
[Richard and Dr. Fox comes back and are shocked by the destruction the three made]
Richard: WHO...DID...THIS?!
Unikitty, Puppycorn and Hawkodile: [They point at each other] IT WAS HIM!
[Episode ends]
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