Straws?!

Straws?! is the fifth episode of Tony's Life of Shellshocks.
==Plot==
Tony and his friends give the crew's the piece of their straw.
==Characters==
*Tony Turtle
*SpongeBob SquarePants
*Patrick Star
*Crew Leader (minor)
*Crew Members (minor)
==Transcript==
[Cut to Tony's house]
[Tony Turtle wakes up, stretching and yawning. He looks at the calendar, realizing it's been 10 years since he last woke up.]
Tony: that was a heck of a hibernation!
[Tony steps outside and is horrified to see the once vibrant Shell Shums filled with what appears to be food, but on closer inspection, they're all straws disguised as food. Turtles are seen eating the straws and collapsing.]
Tony: What the hell happened here?
[Tony rushes to SpongeBob and Patrick's house and pounds on the door. They open it, looking surprised to see him.]
SpongeBob: Tony! You’re awake!
Tony: What in Neptune's name is happening?! And with the straws?!
Patrick: Some evil company has been dumping these disguised straws into the ocean, tricking turtles into eating them.
Tony: *in determination* We need to stop this. Do you know where they're coming from?
SpongeBob: There’s a ship offshore that's releasing them.
Tony: Then let’s take it down.
[Ocean, night]
[Tony, SpongeBob, and Patrick approach the large ship in a small boat. They quietly climb aboard, preparing for the battle ahead.]
Tony *whispering* Stay close and be ready.
[Tony sneaks up on the first crew member and strangles him silently. He picks up a gun and moves towards the main deck, where four more crew members are stationed.]
Tony: This is for the turtles! TLM!
[Tony fires at the four crew members, hitting them with precise shots. As he takes each one down, he quips turtle puns.]
Tony: (after shooting the first)  You’re shelled out!
(after shooting the second) Time to retract, pal!
(after shooting the third) Slow and steady wins the fight!
(after shooting the fourth) You’re out of your shell, buddy!
[Tony makes his way to the bridge where the crew leader is directing the operations. Tony grabs him by the collar.]
Crew Leader: The fuck you want?!
Tony: TLM, hunkey!
[Tony throws the crew leader overboard. The leader splashes into the water, and sharks quickly close in, feasting on him.]
Tony: Hope you’re not too fond of your shell!
[Tony's house]
[The scene shifts back to Tony’s house. He, SpongeBob, and Patrick are sitting around a table, enjoying homemade enchiladas.]
SpongeBob: These enchiladas are amazing, Tony!
Patrick: Yeah, nothing like good food after a hard day's work.
Tony: *smiles* Thanks, guys. We made Shell Shums safe again. Here’s to good friends and real food.
[They all laugh and continue eating, the threat now behind them.]
[Fade out, end of episode]
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