Tomoko Kuroki

" show me your dick. "
— Tomoko, to her younger brother, Tomoki.
An obnoxious and loud nationalist from the United Kingdom, with an immense hatred for everything that isn't related to Great Britain. They are extremely short and ugly, as well as a 4chan user. The crew she began assembling at 14 is now known worldwide as some of the most dangerous individuals in Europe, but she has split from them since hitting 20.
== Backstory ==
=== Childhood and NEET phase ===
Tomoko Kuroki was born in great britty to a stable family and a shit younger brother, and had a relatively normal life until a tragic event in her school when she had to present a group project about how Britain sucked and she couldn't bring herself to do it, then terrorists blew up her school, causing her to blame herself for that event, which resulted in her becoming socially inept. But after the entire plot of Watamote, which involved her social evolution and the slow formation of her own group of friends and relegating her old, creepy behavior, all of her friends are killed off and her brother travels to Germany in order to get a better education (because he is actually intelligent unlike her, she is special), leaving her completely alone once again. 
After weeks of going back to being a stinky NEET, and also due to 4chan radicalizing her, she decided to transform her overwhelming sadness and loneliness into a hatred for the world. In the day of November 6th, 2013, she stood in front of the UN headquarters and declared war against every country that isn't the United Kingdom, now making her life's mission acquiring the perfect crew in order to make Britain dominate the world.
=== Forming "The Brits" ===
The first member of her crew was famous musician Ringo Starr, known for his work as the drummer of famous UK band "The Bentoids". She met him during a party inside the Big Benny to commemorate the return of famous UK guy "Jorty Forty" from the Brazilian Wars, which scarred him for life and gave him severe PTSD when they lit the candle to his "Welcome Back" cake, and he ended up shooting 5 children, confusing them with the child soldiers commonly used during the Brazilian Wars' 2nd period. She and Ringo fought with Jorty, her using her terrible smell to knock him out and Ringo finishing him off using his iconic drumsticks stand. After the fight was over, Ringo and Big Benny decided to join her crew, inspired by her courageous act of heroism, and also because she needed to take a fucking shower.
After assembling the first 2 members of her crew, she decided to travel to the most drab city in the UK, Bristol, in order to plan out their strategy for forming the perfect crew, as it was way too boring for anyone important to notice their scheming. Big Benny had the idea to forge a Pearl Harbor-style attack on the Buckingham Palace, but Tomoko turned it down, as she loved the japanese too much to make them suffer once more (she hates America) and the fact that even the sole mention of the Queen made her wet. Ringo's plan was also not very useful, which involved the murder of his former bandmate John Lennon and The Catcher in The Rye (The plan will not be disclosed for legal reasons), and it was also turned down.
After walking around in Bristol for a while and analyzing its population, she decided to put up an ad for a group orgy on 4chan and waited in a Fish and Chips shop until someone showed up. She would end up meeting a strange femcel girl named Maya Ongezellig, who wanted to be part of the event to help with her extreme social awkwardness and NEET behavior. Tomoko understood that sentiment and decided to teach her social skills, but failed miserably and ended up radicalizing her even more and making her part of the crew.All of them decided they needed to move on from Bristol onto greener pastures (literally), but before finally settling on a Headquarters somewhere else, they needed to make one more move. To attract more attention to Tomoko's cause, they took a group picture in Bristol together and made it into a poster advertising their new HQ in the city of Westminster (before even getting there), attached to it a phone number written in a secret cipher that only few people know about (mostly 4chan nerds), spreading it everywhere they could in Bristol and adjacent cities as the crew traveled to the place where their iconic base of operations would be created.
Amidst their traveling, Maya Ongezellig, due to her epic hackermode computer skills and her iconic robot sidekick XJ-9 (Jenny Wakeman), noticed something odd. A strange cartoon crow had been following them in secret since the beginning of their journey, emmiting radio signals in morse code to an unknown location about their every move and conversation. Big Benny safely disposed of it utilizing his iconic time-freezing powers and his giant clock hands, but it had already been too late. Someone or something was listening in on all their plans and strategies, possibly even setting up an ambush on their future Headquarters location.
Despite their hesitation, they continued on their journey, watching out for anything that might be spying on them. In this paranoid state they killed over 234 pigeons and crippled over 542 children who crossed their path, "Its all in the name of big britty ye" Big Benny said when asked about the matter, not willing to disclose any further information.
When they finally got to Westminster, what they noticed is that the entire city was practically empty besides a single place where there were few people, the pub. Among the ones drinking there were Barry (63), Modified Bear #3, 2 mysterious men and Tomoko's own brother, Tomoki, all having fun as friends. Tomoko was greatly confused at her brother's presence, and when asked about it he only said "kill yourself" and left, the others only staring in silence with a drink in their hands. 
Barry (63), after hearing about their intentions and being inspired by Tomoko's dream (he loves great britty and loves her brother [gayly]), decided to help them by finding a location for their Headquarters without any surveillance and without drawing government attention, making them end up in an empty 5 foot wide, 8 foot long room inside a clothing shop owned by a dying old woman (no, not the Queen) as their Headquarters, as it is the only place in Westminster where you can't be heard or seen by the local government. The majority were happy with it, even though Big Benny didn't fit inside it and had to serve as a door, as there was none. Now, all these strange brits needed to do was wait as their cause grew more popular and the recruitments were finally over, then begin planning their next move, which never ended up happening.
After 6 months of waiting around and discussing nonsense, no one ever called that number except two times when 4chan nerds tried to prank call them. Everyone's determination began to wane as they got back to their senses and realized how stupid an idea all this was, but Tomoko, still feeling a vehement hatred towards the rest of the world, insisted on continuing despite everyone else's complaints. 
Maya Ongezellig argued that it was stupid that they exposed themselves and their motives like that so quickly and the fact that most regular people wouldn't even understand their message, and XJ-9 with her robotic math skills was even able to show the exact percentages of people that have tried to decipher their code (0.2%). Instead of agreeing with the majority and ending all this before it got even worse, Tomoko had the perfect idea.
They needed someone hot enough to convince people to call, like a poster girl, and no one in the group was intelligent enough to tell her that it was a shitty idea. Problem was, none of them were particularly attractive. Despite Ringo's fame playing for The Bentoids, Big Benny's fame for being a big ass clock or Maya's fame for being a 4chan femcel, none of them were the most loved at their particular fields. They needed to travel once again, and travel somewhere outside of their comfort zone to spread their message even further and try to find someone attractive enough due to all british having terrible teeth. Since Tomoko (despite being a British nationalist and hating every country except the UK) and Maya enjoy the culture of Japan very much (both love hentai), they decided that is where the group needed to go first.
The crew had to discover, first of all, how they would travel so far away and to a country with such strict immigration laws. Their idea seemed impossible, and the group went to the pub to drink their sorrows out (as Tomoko and Maya were underage they could only drink orange juice, XJ-9 drank motor oil). When all hope seemed lost, Barry (63), a regular at the pub, decided to get up from his iconic Barry chair(tm) after years of sitting down and join their cause, as he knew the city from top to bottom and also had a lot of life experience from being 49 years old. Most of the crew was confused on why he would join them so suddenly and he just said that they were "dabbingly lit" and left it at that (It is clear he joined to get closer to her brother Tomoki). He pulled out his giant notebook full of phone numbers and business cards and found a certain one that made his face light up red, he got up close to the group and said "I knoh a guoy ye..", writing the address to the Westminster Millennium Pier in Tomoko's forehead so he didn't forget.
When they reached the Pier, Barry told them to look for a "shadowy guy", leaving them confused and aimless, most of them getting lost until Ringo decided to use his iconic drumsticks stand to attract everyone around him with the power of his tubular tunes. Alas, they had finally found their shipwright and navigator, an intricately dressed shadowy pirate with a sword and a super football (One of the only ones remaining in the world) who walked up to them and said "THOSE ARRRE SOME GRRREAT SEA SHANTIES YE LANDLUBBERRRS" before drunkenly stumbling to the ground. They instantly knew he was reliable.
It took 5 hours of waiting around, but the man had finally woken up from his nap, instantly downing a bottle of rum the second he was able to move and greeting them. After Barry explained their situation, the man decided to finally introduce himself, tipping his hat and saying "IM BRRRISTOL PIRRRATE NICE TO PLANK YE" before throwing up in the sea and walking towards the boat they would take to Japan. A beaten up, half-destroyed and rotting wooden boat that could barely fit them all, which they got convinced to travel in once Bristol Pirate told them it was harder to track by the government.
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