Epic Coffee Canon: Stories Are Getting Darker and Edgier These Days

This is the first story in Epic Coffee canon. Epic Coffee canon is pretty much stories about Epic Coffee and other crap.
==The Recording Of Epic Coffee's Life Which Is Just Pretty Much For SP To Get New Ideas==
Epic Coffee (September-something 2012 to December-something 2012) is the OC of an awful writer who just goes ahead and writes crap that comes out of nowhere and has a plot that goes like this one, for example.
Breaking The Fourth Wall will get us nowhere so lets move on to this crap:
Epic Coffee was born as an alicorn then had her horn took away because the idiot who made her pretty much thought she was a Mary Sue because society thinks Alicorn= Mary Sue.
She was a mare and everyone complained about that just because someone can't DISLIKE THE STALLIONS BLOCKY DESIGN!
Anyway, Epic Coffee died after being crushed by this big-ass snowman that Zephyr built. She came back to life as a zombie WHICH IS THE MOST ORIGINAL THING EVER and she hates Zephyr now for killing her. 
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Category:Stories