Labels and Notices

This is a rhapsody of sung-aloud labels and notices from Sing A Song City as performed by Fred Newman.
== Lyrics ==
* TEDDY BEAR: Warning, flammable! Keep away from fire or flame! Avoid getting into eyes or mucus membranes!
* FROZEN BROCCOLI PACKAGE: Place half a cup of water, salted if desired with broccoli in a saucepan ice-side down.
* HERBAL SHAMPOO: Lather, rinse, repeat, yes, lather, rinse, repeat...
* THRIFT STORE SIGN: No shirt, no shoes, no service; parking in the rear. (2x)
* BOOKSTORE SIGN: Satisfaction guaranteed...or your money...back!