Tripatale Chapter 5: Undyne

== Tripatale ==
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=== Chapter 5: Undyne ===
=== Small bird travel! ===
Izzy: I've got some exploring left to do before I go visit Napstablook. To bird house!
Izzy: I made it to the bird!
(This little bird wants to carry you across.)
(Accept the bird's offer?)
Izzy: OK.
The small bird carries Izzy but the bird was tired that Izzy fell down into the large river.
Director: CUT! Bring Izzy and dry it with a towel!
=== Napstablook's House ===
Napstablook: oh... you really came...
Napstablook: sorry, i... wasn't expecting that.
Napstablook: it's not much, but make yourself at home.
Izzy's phone rang.
Izzy: Who is it?
Papyrus: SO, YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A GHOST...
Papyrus: ISN'T THAT KIND OF SPOOKY?
Papyrus: I'D THINK YOU'D LIKE YOUR FRIENDS WARM AND CUDDLY... (bursts into laughter)
Director: CUT!
=== Music with Napstablook ===
=== Take 1 ===
Napstablook: uh, do you wanna... listen to some tunes...
Napstablook: or something...
Izzy: First, let's put some Spooktunes on!
The music player plays Spooktunes.
Izzy ran out from Napstablook's house and heads outside. Suddenly, Aaron and Woshua came.
Woshua: what the HECK is that music?
Aaron: I-I DUNNO DUDE, BUT IT'S SPOOKIN ME OUT ; )
Woshua: ...this is worse than Shyren.
Shyren: Did somebody say my name?
Aaron: No way, Shyren is way less scary ; )
Woshua: ...if you're so scared, why do you keep winking?
Aaron: THESE ARE WINKS OF FEAR ; )
Woshua: ...the winks of fear?
Shyren: I AM SO ANGRY BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID SONG PLAYING IN THAT HOUSE!
By now, Shyren beats Woshua and Aaron throws them out of Mt. Ebott and into the Secondhand Sock Depot from Skatoony.
Napstablook: i admit that easter eggs were common or true...
Director: WHAT THE HECK?!
=== Take 2 ===
Izzy: Let's put some Spookwave on!
The music player plays Spookwave.
Napstablook: dang... that ambience... it's like my whole body is being spaaa-aaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaah-choooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Napstablook sneezes onto the three students which is covered in milky slime.
Director: CUT! GET THOSE STUDENTS CLEANED UP!
=== Take 3 ===
Izzy: Let's put some Ghouliday on!
The music player plays Ghouliday.
Napstablook: ooooooh ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh...
Izzy: Can somebody tell me the house is...haunted?!
Director: (sighs) Just cut already.
=== Take 4 ===
Izzy: Let's put some-
Napstablook: alright, how about chilling?
Napstablook: i like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage...
Napstablook: it's a family tradition...
Napstablook: do you want to join me?
Izzy, Hamara & Bethany: YES!
The music player plays Pearl Rap by MKatwood whilst the three students and Napstablook are lying down feeling like garbage.
Director: CUT! Please don't put this stupid Pearl rap song ever again!
=== The Great Thundersnail Race ===
NOTE: There is a SpongeBob SquarePants reference.
Bethany: I find some snails to the east of Napstablook's house.
Hamara: Oh, hey.
Napstablook: welcome to blook family snail farm...
Napstablook: ...yeah. i'm the only employee.
Napstablook: this place used to get a lot of business...
Napstablook: ...but our main customer disappeared one day.
Napstablook: so, students. are you ready to play thundersnail?
Bethany: I don't have a remote controller.
Napstablook: the snails will race, and if the yellow snail wins, you win.
Izzy: YES!
Napstablook: ready? 3...2...1...GO!!!
The yellow snail tries to fast but it accidently explodes!
Director: CUT!
Bethany: Aww... the red snail won.
Hamara: I hope Sans' music was playing in the background.
Sans: did somebody say music?
Director: CUT! SAAAAANS!!!
Sans: get out, you clod! [fires the director with a Gaster Blaster]
Director: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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=== Temmie Village ===
Temmie: hOI! im temmie! 
Temmie: don't forget my friend...
Bob: Hi, I'm Bob.
Temmie: you, students are coming... tO tHE tEM SHOP!!!!1
Bethany: Can you try fix these words?
Temmie: nO!
Director: CUT! Why, Temmie?
=== Tem Shop ===
Temmie: hOI! welcome to... da TEM SHOP!!!
Temmie: hOI!!! i'm temmie!
Bethany: Can you please buy very cool drinks?
Temmie: we only sell... TEMMIE FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!!!
Temmie screams very loud in high pitch that all of the cave stalagmites crumbled.
Director: CUT!
Peridot (cheek gem): I think the three students broke their ears.
Director: Great, can these three students sent into the hospital?
Temmie: bOI!!!
=== Gerson's shop ===
Izzy: I drop off my Dog Residue and Tough Glove in the box, then head north.
Gerson: Woah there! I've got some neat junk for sale.
Hamara: Can I have uh... Crab Apple?
Gerson: Which flavour, Normal or SUGAR?
Hamara: I would have a SUGAR-flavoured Apple.
All (except Hamara): NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Hamara eats the Candy Crab Apple which makes her very hyper (just like Mac from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends) and vomits out lots of precious shiny candy.
Director: CUT! Send Hamara into the hospital and bring healthier food!
Bethany: OK!
She tries to look for healthy food but when she touches the purple crystal, a spring launched Bethany into the air and into the Angry Pig World from Skatoony.
Director: CUT! Alright, who put a purple crystal that activates as a spring?
=== A room with a pleasure darkness ===
Izzy: Over time, this room gets darker and darker.
Hamara: However, I can use the lanterns to light it back up.
Bethany: I cross the room with little difficulty.
Whilst they're all are on the water, Bethany accidently stepped on a Gust Trap (from Pokemon: Mystery Dungeon) which makes her blew into the air and gets hit by a large cave stalagmite.
Director: CUT! Send Bethany into the hospital!
=== Undyne's failed encounter ===
Undyne drews near.
Undyne: ...
Undyne: Seven human souls...
Undyne: With the power of seven human souls, our king...
Undyne: ...ASGORE DREEMURR...
At that moment, Izzy sings God is a Woman by Ariana Grande which makes Undyne angry.
Director: CUT! No singing allowed!
NOTE: There won't be any Echo Flower scenes because it's kinda boring.
=== Undyne's fatal bridge ===
=== Take 1 ===
Izzy: I cross a long bridge.
Bethany: ...
Monster Kid: Yo, I know I'm not supposed to be here, but...
A large beach ball throws on Monster Kid's face who fell off from the bridge.
Director: CUT! Send Monster Kid to the hospital!
=== Take 2 ===
Monster Kid: Yo, I know I'm not supposed to be here, but...
Monster Kid: I wanna ask you something.
Monster Kid: ...Man, I've never had to ask anyone this before...
Monster Kid: Umm... Yo... You're human, right… (bursts into laughter)
Director: CUT!
=== Take 3 ===
Monster Kid: Umm... Yo... You're human, right? Haha.
Izzy: Yes, but we are the three students.
Director: I'm human too!
Monster Kid: Undyne told me, um, "stay away from that good guy."
Monster Kid (whispers to Izzy): She needs to kill the good guys.
Director: CUT! I hear every whisper you open!
=== Take 4 ===
CAUTION: A little violence
Monster Kid: Undyne told me, um, "stay away from that human."
Undyne (without helmet): I'm right here!
Monster Kid: Oh yeah, kill it!
Monster Kid uses a golf club and slices half on Undyne's body which makes her tear apart. Eventually, the two half of Undyne's body merged into one and turns into Undyne the Undying.
Undyne the Undying: YOU BETTER NOT KILL ME OR SENT INTO THE HOSPITAL!
She fire lots of spears which makes the bridge fall apart and all of the students including Monster Kid and Undyne the Undying fall into a large pit, landing with a splat!
Director: CUT! Bring an Emergency Helicopter and send those students and monsters into hospital!
=== Take 5 ===
Monster Kid: Yo, say something mean so I can hate you?
Monster Kid: Please?
Izzy: YES!
Director: CUT! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
=== Take 6 ===
Monster Kid: Please?
Izzy: NO!
Monster Kid: Huh...?
Monster Kid: Yo, that's your idea of something mean?
Monster Kid: My sister says that to me ALL THE TIME!
Monster Kid: I'm... I'm gonna go home now.
Monster Kid accidently trips on the broken bridge and almost fall...
Monster Kid: Yo, w-w-wait! Help! I tripped!
...then she fell down off the bridge.
Director: Ugh... That is it, NO MORE BRIDGE FALLING! 
Hamara: Should I cut this take or send Monster Kid into hospital again.
=== Undyne's Intro ===
Izzy: The exit to this area is just ahead.
Hamara: However, someone is atop the archway.
Undyne: Seven human souls, and Emperor ASGORE will become a god.
Director: Well, I tried managing the code so I can change from "king" to "emperor".
Undyne: Six.
Undyne: That's how many we have collected thus far.
Undyne: Through your seventh and final soul, this world will be transformed...
Undyne: ...
Undyne: No, you know what?
Undyne: SCREW IT! 
Undyne: WHY SHOULD I TELL THIS STORY...
Undyne: ...WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE?!
Undyne: NGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Undyne takes her helmet off and jumps into the front archway entrance.
Undyne: Now, it's... (sleeps)
Director: CUT! Next time, bring an alarm clock!
=== Undyne's Another Intro ===
Undyne: You're standing in the way of everybody's hopes and dreams!
Undyne: Alphys's history books made me think humans were cool...
Undyne: BUT YOU?
Undyne: You're just a coward!
Undyne: Hiding behind that kid so you could run away from me again!
Undyne: Now, human! Let's end this, like naughty little Robert, that naughty Melissa girl, or SUSIE...
Izzy: Sorry, Undyne! Your days of capturing are... HEY! You know who that purple monster is!
Undyne: Monster friend? Ah yes... Well, then... if you won't end this... perhaps SHE will... NGAHAHAHAHA!
Izzy: NOOOOO!!!
Susie: Who are you calling me a naughty purple friend?
Undyne: What the heck?
Susie punches Undyne in the jaw.
Director: CUT! Susie, you don't appear in the normal game! You only appeared in the sequel!
Susie: Oh, shut up! *wallops the director and throws him and Undyne into the Compost World from Skatoony.*
Izzy: Note to self: Delta Rune is the sequel to this game.
=== Undyne Battle 1 ===
The battle HUD changes to purple and it was covered in windy clouds and the battle system was covered in water.
Undyne: En guarde!
Director: Are you speaking Spanish?
Undyne: Pues sí, director. Hablo español y el corazón de los estudiantes cambió de rojo a verde.
Undyne uses a large spear and slice the three students' heart from red to green.
Izzy: My soul has turned green. Time for a new game mechanic!
Undyne: As long as you're GREEN you can't ESCAPE!
Undyne: Unless you learn to face danger head-on...
Undyne: You won't last a FEW DECADE against me!
Director: Darn it!
=== Undyne Battle 2 ===
Izzy: Looks like you're running out of spears, Undyne!
Undyne: But even if I spared YOU...
Lots of spears fire on Izzy's heart but her SOUL flips upside down and the colour changes from green to yellow. 
Izzy: LET'S SHOOT!
The yellow heart shoots one of Undyne's spears.
Director: CUT! What the heck was that?
Undyne: Honestly, killing you now is an act of mercy...! [fires a spear on the director]
=== Undyne Battle 3 ===
Izzy: Undyne only has two attacks in red mode, and they don't get much harder or easier.
Undyne: Alphys told me humans were determined...
Izzy: You mean, Alph-(BURPS)
Undyne: ...and STOP being so DARN resilient!
Director: CUT, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
=== Undyne Chase! ===
WARNING: VIOLENCE AHEAD
Izzy, Hamara and Bethany runs into the cavern and tries to chase Undyne but she grabbed the three students.
Undyne: STOP RUNNING AWAY!!!
Izzy: Normally, Undyne would turn me green again right now.
Hamara: But she's too exhausted to do that. Away again!
Bethany: Ever-persistently, the heroic Undyne chases me down for a third battle.
Undyne: COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE PE-
Izzy's phone rang.
Izzy: I'M A LITTLE BUSY!
Papyrus: HEY! WHAT'S UP?
Papyrus: I WAS JUST THINKING...
Papyrus: YOU, ME, AND UNDYNE SHOULD-
Undyne: I captured the three students! 
Undyne: Now I can squash the students by using a large spear!
She uses a large spear and squashes the three students.
Director: CUT! And call an ambulance!
=== Exhausted Undyne ===
Hamara: It ends in the usual way.
Bethany: Hey, Sans.
Izzy: Undyne is none too pleased to see him slacking on the job.
Undyne: Armor...so...hot...
Undyne: But I just... can't... deny it...
Izzy: Now that Undyne collapses, she needs water.
Bethany: I have a pocket water on my trouser pocket!
Bethany feeds Undyne some water.
Undyne: Thank you, Bethany.
Izzy: Revitalized, she leaves without another-
Susie: Hey, have you ever heard of Lancer? 
Izzy: Uh...
Susie: He just join the bad guys temporarily! 
Director: CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!
Susie: GET OUT, YOU CLOD! *wallops the director and throws him off the top of the large cave archway and into a river full of garbage and trash*
Izzy: Uhh...OK, Now that had to hurt.
== End of Part 5 ==
Progress on this might be slow, because I'm beginning to run out of ideas.
Susie: Good, now Ralsei and Kris can continue on adventuring the forest to find Lancer and defeat the King!
Izzy: Uhhhhh...
Peridot: Uhh...right.
Lapis Lazuli: You got this, Peridot.
Susie: READ AND REVIEW!
Izzy: BOOM! [poofs into fairy dust]
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