Birth of a Cooper

Season: post 2015
Episode: ??
Length: 1m 32s
Cast: ???
Characters: Sly Cooper, Bentley, Murray, Carmelita Montaya Fox, doctor, unnamed male nurse, unnamed foxcoon baby
Segment Summary:
Themes: Family, Hospital, Babies, Fluff
Allusions: Sly Cooper franchise , "Hotel Transylvania 2"
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Transcript:
[Sly and Carmelita are in the bedroom, with Carmelita in bed as he rubs her pregnant belly singing to the unborn baby.]
*Sly: 'Cause you're Daddy's girl— or boy. Daddy's girl— or boy. 
*Carmelita: I'm hungry again, honey. Can you get me some ice cream with anchovies?
*Bentley: [entering the room] No, no, no. You mustn't give in to your cravings. It's not good for the baby. You need to increase your calcium intake, so the kid can be a healthy raccoon.
*Carmelita: I appreciate your help, Bentley, but we don't even know if the kid's gonna be a raccoon. I'd be thrilled if the baby's a fox. 
*Bentley: A fox... With thousands of years of Cooper raccoon genes with raccoon genes being dominant?
*Carmelita: As long as the baby's healthy. 
*Murray: Of course. A healthy little thief. 
*Carmelita: Or cop. 
*Bentley: Yes, a cop who will read the Thevious Raccoonus.
*Murray: Here. Just have some pozole. It's your family's recipe. [he hands her the bowl]
*Carmelita: Aw! Thank you, guys. Just like my parents made it when I was a kid. My favorite. [she starts sobbing while the gang look shocked at her]
[Cut to a shot of a calendar, where the days are marked until Carmelita's due date. Murray stands in the doorway of the delivery room. The doctor opens the door.]
*Doctor: Sorry, Sir. only the father is allowed in the delivery room. 
*Murray: Really? I mean, okay, I guess.
[A baby foxcoon is born, bundled in a blue blanket and crying]
*Murray: [obviously disguised as a nurse] Oh, look! It's a boy! It's a boy! [he dances around holding the baby] The Cooper bloodline carries on! No one will ever harm you as long as I'm here, my little champion.
*Carmelita: Murray, can I hold my baby?
*Murray: [talking in a falsetto] If I were this Murray person, I'd say yes. But I'm the nurse, Francine. Here you go anyway.
[A male nurse sprays his mouth, attempting to make a move on the disguised-in-drag hippo. Murray gives him a death glare and exhales sharply through his nostrils]
*Male nurse: [walking away] My bad...
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