Erosion vs Accretion: the 1 dillion battle war

They always been fighting, erosion tries to break rocks, and accretion always wanted to make rocks. They fight and fight and fight until one fateful night they decide to figure out who is right. They decide the only way to know whether or not we should have big rocks or small sand grains is this: they battle it out. to. the. death. or so we thought. So Erosion throws wind at accretion, which is quickly blocked by gigornous boulders that grow out of nowhere. Accretion counter-attacks Erosion's wind by forging steel in the earth's crust, from which wind-turbines burst out of nowhere. "Hahaha! Now I have all the power I could need!" Accretion chuckles in delight.
"Sure thing pal, in your DREAM!" Erosion screams as a huge wide grin scracks across his face.
The ground begins to quake and a huge rip in the earth opens up, if you look close enough you can see lava glowing evil evil bright red. In the process, the wind turbines are swiftly and decisively knocked over.
"You fool!" Accretion can't believe what he's seeing... "Do you not realize, 99% of the world's boulders COME FROM VOLCANOES???" Accretion uses the new lava-ey terrain to his advantage: he crafts a volcano which then creates a huge huge ultrahuge landmass we now call Christian Craft Island. Sabretooth tigers "IMMEDIATELY" swarm Erosion. He is savagely ripped apart limb from limb.
ACCRETION WINS!
The End
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== Writer's Notes ==
To us this fight may seem fast-paced and exciting, but we are seeing it from the perspective of Erosion and Accretion, which have existed since the dawn of time. So in reality this fight lasted 1 dillion years.