The Big Brain Catastrophe

This is the 15th and final episode of season 1 of SBFW's Got Talent.
==Transcript==
Nicholas: It’s the final stretch, everyone! The top 3! Who will be in the top 2? Find out in this episode of SBFW’s Got Talent!
(Audience cheers)
Nicholas: Now, since there are only 3 contestants left, there won’t be a wheel to spin this time. However, they will be performing in this order: Billy Mays, Owlette, Shaq. Alphabetical order. Ah, thank you alphabet. First up is Bi-
Billy Mays: BILLY MAYS HERE!
Nicholas: ...Billy Mays.
Billy Mays: Do you ever get tired of drooling all over yourself like Patrick?
Patrick: Hey!
Billy Mays: Well, with the new Slob Stopper, you don’t have to worry about that anymore!
Gene: Isn’t that just an adult-sized bib?
Billy Mays: Let me finish!
AVGN: Yeah I think I saw an ad for that on TV the other day. It looks awful.
Billy Mays: LET ME FINISH DAMMIT.
NC: (buzzes) Nah I’d rather not.
AVGN: (buzzes) If he does it, I do it.
Gene: (buzzes) Why not
Nicholas: Ouch. Sorry, Billy Mays, you’re out. You got third place, so I wouldn’t mope around for very long. Next up is Owlette!
Owlette: Here we go again…
Gene: Is she gonna blow up again?
AVGN: That stunt is getting old.
Owlette: I can’t help it you know!
AVGN: Whatever. Just give us what you got.
Owlette: Okay…
(Owlette tries her hardest not to explode. She tries so hard, in fact, that her brain explodes instead)
Nicholas: Uhh are you okay there?
Owlette: Just… fine… (her brain expands to the size of a computer monitor)
Ramsay: Whoa. That’s some malarkey I’ve never seen before.
(Owlette’s brain continues expanding)
Nicholas: Uh-oh…
(Her brain explodes, leaving her literally dumbfounded)
Owlette: What’s a brain stem?
Gene: A brain stem is-
NC: You don’t need to explain it to her. She’s dumb now!
Gene: No need to be dumb-ist, NC.
Nicholas: Um guys, we have a problem.
(Nicholas points to Owlette’s brain parts where they exploded. The brain bits are stuck inside Nicholas’ computer)
Nicholas: This is a big issue. I can’t even publish the episode because of these brain bits! All that happens is this!
(Nicholas powers on his computer, only to get a BSOD)
AVGN: What is this, a Forest SBF episode?
NC: Geez, no need to make jabs like that.
AVGN: Guess I’m going back to being sedated with the Game Boy.
NC: Weirdo.
Nicholas: Guys, guys. Let’s worry about this later. Well except for voting whether she’s in or not.
(He looks to see the buzzers have fallen off the table, broken)
Nicholas: NO! Those were my last buzzers!
Shaq: I have one from one of my old basketball games.
Nicholas: First of all, how would we even get that set up? Second of all, why do you even have one with you?
Shaq: Don’t question the almighty-
Big Shaq: BIG SHAQ COMIN’ THROUGH ON A SKATEBOARD!
Shaq: Ugh, not this guy again…
Big Shaq: Y’all know I’m the real top dog.
Shaq: Bruh, no you’re not. I’m in the top 2.
Big Shaq: Well I’m in the top 0, brotha!
Shaq: Okay?
Big Shaq: 2+2 is 4, minus 4 is 0 quick maths. (he leaves on his skateboard)
Nicholas: Okay, that was weird…
AVGN: Hey don’t we have a repairman in your crew?
Nicholas: Oh yeah we do. I keep forgetting about him so much he’s probably gathering dust.
Repairman: I’m not an object, you dunderhead.
Nicholas: Oh yeah. And he’s an actual dude.
Repairman: I don’t get paid enough for this job…
Nicholas: Hey repairman, can you repair the buzzers on the ground over there?
Repairman: Eh sure. I’ll get on it.
Nicholas: Great. Meanwhile, we’ll just cut to when they’re repaired.
(1 hour later…)
Nicholas: Transitions are nice, aren’t they? Now with that catastrophe out of the way, we can vote on whether Owlette gets- (all four judges buzz at once) Oh. So uh… Shaq, do you still wanna perform or not?
Shaq: If I don’t have to I don’t want to.
Nicholas: Okay, then. (he holds a golden trophy in his hands) Shaq, you are officially Season 1’s winner!
Lil Shaq: Ay yo I win! (he steals the golden trophy in Nicholas’ hands) See ya next season!
Nicholas: Oh no you don’t! (he grabs Lil Shaq by the shirt, takes the trophy back, and throws him out of existence) Here you go, actual winner Shaq.
Shaq: Why thank you. I’d like to thank all my relatives for making this happen. And Owlette, you really need to stop having kids.
Nicholas: Oh yeah, Owlette… about her… 
Shaq: (looks to see that Owlette is braindead) Oh… rest in pepperonis.
Nicholas: Don’t worry, she’ll be fine. I think. And that concludes the very first season of SBFW’s Got Talent! It was a very messy ride, but I hope you viewers enjoyed it nonetheless. If there’s a next season I’ll see you then. But for now, time to skedaddle!
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