Marie

Marie is a minor antagonist featured in the second Act of The Rift Maker. However, she is most certainly known for her antics in other facets of Borb Legion. Her horniness knows no bounds, and it is only a matter of time before she infiltrates BNB. Thanks to the efforts of a Great Sage from another time, Marie has been shut out from BNB for all eternity.
== History ==
Marie was created with the rest of the other Saccharine Soul shmucks as a batch-type meme. Although initially she was little more than just another character, Marie soon took off as a completely insane and incomprehensible being. Born from fire, Marie travels dimensions, infecting everything and everyone she comes across with the stupid. Do not trust her, and absolutely, under no circumstances, do you present your exposed rear anywhere near her. She can and WILL take it.
== Maricoin ==
In a ploy to further boggle the minds of the sane, Marie started up her own cryptocurrency known as Maricoin. She had hoped to get people to invest in it, only to intentionally tank it just to fuck with them. No one but Junior actually managed to invest, so by all accounts her plan was a complete failure. However, Marie still continues to try and goad people into investing in her completely worthless crypto, not out of determination or ill will, but rather because she literally does not have anything better to do.
== Abilities ==
Marie's power level differs depending on the meme. Ironically, her only canon appearance, Saccharine Soul, is where she is weakest. Outside of The Rift Maker, however, she displays abilities that cannot be explained with modern science or technology.
=== Radiation Shroud ===
At will, Marie can emanate a deadly and oppressive haze that wilts and decays anything within its range. Although the range itself isn't too big, its dangerous properties cannot be ignored. Long range attacks are also rendered futile, as projectiles are stopped and destroyed immediately the closer they are to the epicenter of the haze. There is one major component to this ability however that needs to be acknowledged; Marie has to actively decide what will and won't be destroyed in her range. Though this allows her to freely preserve objects of importance, it also means that if something is in her range and she isn't aware of it, it leaves a major opening for her to be attacked. This ability is the only one that is canon to The Rift Maker.
=== Immortality ===
Marie has shown time and time again that she cannot truly die. Although she has clearly been shown to be able to take damage and even receive mortal wounds, after a certain amount of time has passed, she is revived and continues on as if nothing had even happened. This means that though one may rid themselves of Marie temporarily, she will never be truly gone. A real tragedy.
=== Teleportation ===
Marie is able to seemingly appear out of thin air at her own leisure. At times, she abruptly interjects herself in an existing dialogue to spew some bullshit, and then leaves as swiftly as she came (that's what she said). It is currently unknown if she is truly teleporting, or if she's just moving really fast.
=== Weed Smoking ===
Marie can smoke weed faster than what the normal human body can take. It's honestly a sight to see, although it is incredibly rare for her to reach this point. Legend has it that if she smokes enough weed, she actually becomes a functioning member of society. That is only a rumor, however.
=== Sex ===
I don't need to explain this one.
== Trivia ==
* Marie's last name before she ascended to near-godhood was Poloni. Of course, family names no longer mean anything to her, thus she has since discarded it.
* Marie has platinum blonde hair underneath the shitty amogus suit.
* Marie is behind you right now.
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