U Can't Squash This (song)

: Lyrics
: Orange: ​​​
: You Can't Squash This!
: You Can't Squash This!
: Squash #1: But I don't even WANT to squash you.
: You Can't Squash This!
: Squash #2: I actaully like you!
: Squash #3 What's Happening?!
: You Can't Squash This.
: My-My-My-My- My Friend Squash squashes so hard.
: Makes me say, "Oh my Gourd!".
: Thank you for blessing me with a rind so find these two ripe beets.
: It feels good, When you know you're round,
: And you know that Squash can't pound you down.
: I'm a fan... of Smosh
: But I'm a dope fruit that you know you can't squash.
: You Can't Squash This!
: You Can't Squash This!
: Squash: But I don't want to squash anybody.
: You Can't Squash This!
: Squash: Why do I keep squashing everything?!
: Ever time you see Squash, He's squashing fruits and veggies.
: He mean to broccoli, And he gives bananas wedgies.
: Now Squash is still my buddy.
: Even though he squashes limes.
: And even though he tries to squash me ever time I rhyme.
: I'm fast, and I'm funny, and you know that I am fresh.
: I'm Orange, I'm Orange, I'm Orange, I'm Orange,
: And you know that I'm the best!
: You Can't Squash This!
: Squash: UGH.
: You Can't Squash This!
: Squash: AAH!
: You Can't Squash This!
: You Can't Squash This!
: Squash: Please! Make it stop!
: Stop... Motorboat!
: (motorboat engine noises)
: Squash: Ugh.
: (continues noises)
: Squash: Ugh.
: Squash: AAH!
: Don't Squash! You're really crunching it.
: You okay Squash? You look like you're coming down with something.
: You must be an artist, because you're splatter painter. (laughing)
: Liam: Oh Crap!
: Squash: EWW!!!
:: You Can't Squash This.
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