Slenderman And Phazon Get A Job At Burger King For College Credit

NOTE: This is a semi-trollfic that was made just for fun. Don't take it too seriously. 
In a couple of years, Phazon would stop writing fanfics and do stuff in college. In the future, Slenderman would be real but he'd be a nice guy. YAY FOR FLANDERIZATION!
Anyway, Slenderman would become Phazon's roommate in college, and on a regular day Phazon and Slenderman would play Metroid. One day they were running out of money and needed college credit, mainly because they spent half their damn money on Metroid games.
So they went and got jobs at Burger King, they wanted to get jobs at Nintendo but they screwed everything up in 2 hours.
After working at Burger King and stuff, they got college credit and went home. Of course I have no actual idea what college credit is, but I don't care.
==The End==
And then Phazon spent his college credit on Metroid games, then they were broke again and they needed money but I couldn't finish this fic and stuff
WILL I WRITE AN ACTUAL ENDING TO THIS? OR WILL I GO AFK FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS! ONLY TIME WILL TELL, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
==And Whatever The Hell Happened To Rayven?==
Rayven went to a mental asylum for 6 months, after people went inside her mind and saw her insanity.
Currently, she's left and is living a happy life in the MLP Fan Series universe as Windrider. 
DOES THAT EXPLAIN EVERYTHING?
==But What Happened To Masked?==
Maybe i'll answer this later. Can't be bothered at the moment.