Evan

ZeMedicIsASpy, called by his real name; Evan, is a competitor in KTWOW.
==Progress (Gimmickless Phase, 1-7)==
Round	Prompt 	Response 	Placement
1 	"You're invited to dinner!" the letter wrote. What's your response?	Splendid, gratitude for graciously summoning I to this delectable supper.	2nd
2 	"Tell me what’s wrong” the therapist spoke. Open up already! 	Open up? sorry, i can’t exactly preform surgery on myself. 	14th
3 	Bake me a cake. Any cake, just make it good. 	Finally, a good use for my rusty nail collection! 	5th
4 	You're trapped in prison. No key. Tell your escape plan. 	My SUPER LASER PISS! 	2nd
5 	Lemonade stand! Business is low... How do you draw attention? 	Eh, probably just needs a touch more radiation, no biggie. 	9th
6 	You’re given a time machine. Tell me when you’d go. 	I’d convince Waylon’s dad to prefer the fellas. 	25th
7 	You are now president! What’s the first thing you do? 	We’re replacing all toilets with buckets. Except mine. Fuck you. 	17th
== Progress (Team Phase, 8-11) ==
Round 	Prompt 	Response 	Placement
Joins Team A	Joins Team A 	Joins Team A 	Joins Team A
8 	Tell me your life story. You’ve got ten words, kid. 	On a planet known as Krypton, outside our own galaxy... 	2nd
8 	You're managing a daycare. Give the kids some fun activities 	Mow my goddamn lawn, you inconsiderate little pricks. 	6th
9 	Hey, you! I expected the money back... where'd it go? 	*appears with an enlarged butt* Think I lost it somewhere. 	2nd
9 	Come up with a YouTube video. Get all the views! 	FIRING SHOTS AT TRUMP AT 3:00 AM?!!!?!?!?!?!? (I MISSED???????)	2nd
10 	The Hunger Games are upon us! Choose a survival strategy. 	Let's hide from scary- FUCK A PACK OF WOLVES! 	1st
11 	You're given unlimited money: Make the world's craziest superweapon!	Time stop and X-ray vision! Hey… Whatch’a lookin’ at, officer? 	5th
11 	You've got bullies. Find a way to defeat them! 	You seen the Human Centipede? That’s gonna be the bullies. 	3rd
== Progress (Bracket Phase, 12-17) ==
Round 	Prompt 	Response 	Placement
Joins Bracket A	Joins Bracket A 	Joins Bracket A 	Joins Bracket A
12 	You're... terminally ill. What's your last wish? Anything goes. 	My…last…wish- COUGH…is…you downloading Raid Shadow Legends! 	4th
13 	You're in a long room. Traverse without using your feet 	If only a comically large hammer could launch me- 
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14 	Win a gladiator fight against a lion. Chop chop! 	Easy money. [Cocks Glock 19] 	7th
14 	You're writing a song. Give me your concept. Be... heartfelt. 	Heartfelt, you say? [Tears out the composer’s heart] Feel this! 	1st
15 	Win a race against a snail using any method. 	You know…I’ve never had escargot before. 	8th
15 	Welcome West, pardner. Sherriff's after ya. How ya gettin' away?	Jokes on the sheriff, I'm Arthur Morgan. 	3rd
16 	Create a board game. Go WILD!! 	First to sixteen daycares incinerated wins! …Then you get arrested.	2nd
17 	What's a good new source of energy? Make it efficient! 	₮ⱧɆ ฿ⱠØØĐ Ø₣ ł₦₦Ø₵Ɇ₦₮₴…Oh, and the entirety of Antarctica. 	1st
==Progress (Gimmickless, 18-TBA)==
Round	Prompt 	Response 	Placement
18 	Describe 2020 in ten words. 	Best. Year. EVER! I loved infecting innocent families with COVID!	1st
19 	There's a new deadly virus... of your creation! Be. Contagious.	Paranoia. There’s no actual virus, but they’ll think there is. 	1st
==Trivia==
* Evan was the second to last competitor who was not eliminated due to outside circumstances to partake in a Pressure Test, the last one to be in a Pressure Test in this same category being Tuff.
* Evan is the first (and currently sole) competitor to get first twice in a row in the starting prompt, getting first in prompts eighteen and nineteen respectively.
** However, Evan is not the first competitor to place first multiple times in a row counting brackets and redemption island.
* Evan is one of three contestants to always be in the A category, the other three being Cream and Hackett.