Bert Wants to Stab Ernie (On A Boat)

300px"Bert Wants to Stab Ernie (On A Boat)" is a Skippy Shorts video.
==Synopsis==
Ernie and Bert are out fishing on a boat. Ernie comments it is a great day, to which Bert responds it is not that great of a day since his cat had recently died. Ernie tells Bert it is his own fault. Shocked, Bert asks Ernie what he said to him. Ernie tells Bert to not hit him with the pole, but Bert says he feels like he should since Ernie is being a jerk. Ernie reasons with Bert, telling him he should not have stuck his cat in the freezer. Bert agrees with Ernie, saying it seems like a good thing to say, and laughs. He tells Ernie he thinks he is going to have to kill him. Ernie asks Bert if he would do that to him since it seems harsh. He yells at Bert not to kill him. Just then, a fish springs out of the water and into the boat, amazing them both. Ernie yells again for Bert not to kill him and another fish springs out. Bert tells Ernie he is going to have to kill him now and Ernie again yells; three more fish hop out. Bert says this is getting ridiculous and tells Ernie he is going to stab him. He says he has to get a big knife and stab Ernie. Ernie disagrees, but Bert insists anyhow, saying he is going to stab his legs, his arms, then his liver. Ernie says he never had his liver stabbed. Bert proclaims he is going to get a big knife and stab Ernie in the nose, the mouth, and the face. Ernie says it sounds great and that Bert should stab him real hard. As Bert continues, a shark jumps out of the water. The shark tells Bert, "Sheriff Sharky says no stabbin'!" and laughs. Shocked, Bert faints. Ernie laughs with the shark, saying they showed Bert.
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