Conan D'Bar'Brien

Conan D'Bar'Brien is a Human Barbarian played by Wilson
==Intro==
"Good evening folks! Tonight's gonna be a wonderful show!"
==Description==
===Appearance===
Conan is a really tall, lanky fellow with red hair and a pasty white complexion. He's dressed in his tribe's equivalent of a three piece suit- furry pants, furry boots, and a leather tie. He may resemble another famous barbarian but any similarities to living persons are purely coincidental and unintended. You'll have to check with his producers.
===Personality===
Conan likes nothing more than entertaining people and making them laugh. He's a bright, cheerful chap who loves to perform in every tavern every night, he practically refers to himself as a bard-barian. Laugh and boo all you want at least he gets free meals and lodging, what have YOU accomplished, you freeloading syncophants?!
==Biography==
*CUE MAKO VOICEOVER!
Between the time when the local gladiatorial rings had Open Fight Nights, and the rise of tavern chow prices, there was an age unheard of...
And unto this, Conan! Destined to run the best show in Faerun upon his furrowed brow. Born and raised in his local gladiatorial pit, honing his skills on his fellow barbarians till he realized they were all trying to kill him because of his bad jokes.
Conan almost died- of boredom! So he vowed to set forth and go on a high adventure! To learn better timing, improve his observational humor, work on his material, make a good first impression, and most of all, deliver the KILLER PUNCHLINE!
This story shall also be told..
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