Steamed Hams/Transcript/tpi

Gut Siimor, mi meid em, despait bilong yu i makin rot
Ahh, Supaintendan Chalmers, welkam. Mi hop yu redi long unforgetabl kaikai
Ya
Oh damet! Mi rost stap ruin!
Tasol wanem sapos, mi bai kwik kaikai na tok mi kaikai
Oh ho ho! Nais wan, Siimor.
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SIIMOR!
Supaaintendan, mi bin tasol, strech mi baksait bilong lek, gut eksasais, wanna join?
Wasmara stap smok kamen aut long bilong yu aven, Siimor?
Oh, dispela no smok, em stim, stim bilong stim klems mipela gat, mmm stim klems
Whew!
Supaaintendan, mi hop yu redi long sam gut burgaas
Mi tho mipela gat stim klems
No, mi toktok stim hams
Olsem mi kol hamburgaas
Yu kol burgaas stim hams?
Ya, em stap nek bilong hap
Ya, wasmara hap?
Uh, upstat Nyu Yok
Tru? Mi bilong Utika, mi no tok stim ham bipo
Oh no, no Utika, Olbani tok. Tru
Mm
Yu sav burgaas ar laik wans bilong Krusti Burgaa
Oh no, paten Skinaa burgaa, ol famili kaikai
Long stim hams?
Ya
Ya, yu kol dem stim hams, despait ol ar gril
Ya, wan ting mi shud. Eksyus mi long wan sekan
Okay.
Uh, wel gut taims, mi bugaad
Ya, oh mi God, wasat!
Aurora Boriialis
A-Aurora Boriialis! Long dispela taim bilong yiya, long dispela taim bilong de, long dispela pat bilong kantri na em olgeta insait bilong yu hauskuk.
Ya
Ken mi lukim?
No
Siimor, mi haus stap long paia!
No mama, em stap Notan Laits!
Gut Siimor, yu od man tasol mi mas tok, yu stim a gut ham
HELP!
HELP!