Feddism

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"Respect your body as a temple"
== History ==
=== 4000 BCE ===
* Feddy, Koppie and Trigonous arrive on earth. They stumble upon egypt, and when arriving, the ancient egyptians try to first kill the 3, but realise it would not work, a group of egyptions begin to believe that the feddy is the real god, and leave egyptian mythology, this event was known as the great blud migration, when egyptians slowly left their beliefs, and became what is now known as "Feddists".
=== 3000 BCE ===
* Feddism grows over africa, and begins taking more land, creating the Zatu Empire.
=== Birth of Joshuah ===
=== Horny-Holy war ===
=== Establishments ===
==== New rules over china ====
=== Protection of the church ===
=== Piece among people ===
== Beliefs and teachings ==
=== Testaments ===
==== The New Testament ====
Since the 2020s, a new testament was written for Feddism, changing many things from the Old Testament which has been followed for over 6000 years.
==== The Old Testament ====
=== Rules ===
==== Action rules ====
===== Forbidden Sexual Acts =====
In feddism many sexual acts are forbidden to do if you are a feddist, here is a list of them:
====== No masturbation ======
This includes: Touching one's sexual body parts, Using Sex toys (Dildos, Fleshlights, Strapons, Mouth gaggers, Acquiring unauthorized handcuffs, Watching Porn Etc.
====== No sexual intercourse ======
This includes: Blowjobs, Back Shots, Titjobs, Thighjobs, Doggystyle, Pussy ride, Asseating, Pussy eating, Etc.
====== Asexual breeding ======
To breed in feddism there is a process known as asexual breeding or asexual intercourse, a couple of whatever kind must go to a breeding center and a sperm is plented inside the woman's womb, or the parents could adopt a baby if natural breeding isn't available (This includes: Homoromantics, Infertile women, Transgenders etc.)
====== Sexualities ======
Feddism beliefs are not against the LGBTQ, and it is not a homophobic joke. Some people may even consider feddists as Asexuals, as they do not commit sexual acts, but that is not true, although Feddists are not allowed to have intercourse and do sexual acts, they are allowed to think freely, and feel sexual attraction towards a person, just not act on it. Although sexual attraction is allowed in Feddism, they count "romantic interests", as calling these "sexual" is deemed wrong by the new testament. In the FSA, FOoA, NEFC, Chugoslaphia, and other Feddist Micro Nations, every attraction is a romantic Interest.
Here are a few sexualities people identify with:
# Homoromantic
# Biromantic
# Asexual
# Aromantic
# Heterosexuality
# Feddist Heteromanticism
No, feddism isn't trying to be "Woke", but it's rules just dont allow sexual actions, and that means sexual attractions too.
==== Fill-A-Form ====
The fill-a-form act is an act where at the end of a conversion to feddism you must fill out a form that most of your electronic devices will be switched into feddist versions, they will not be any different as feddism isn't against big companies, but you will not be able to view porn sites, download porn games on android, enter porn servers on discord, enter porn groups on telegram/whatsapp or view porn on any other social media, but sometimes when an app has too much porn, the cardinals of St. Trigon Basilisca in Vatican City can outlaw these apps.
if you are a child and your parents convert/convert before you are born, you will also become a certified feddist.
FAF act also provides you the Prima matre, at different forms, depends on your stages in life:
0-3 - Brit Millah like process
3-18 - Surgery signed by parents
18-70 - Surgery signed by self
70+ - surgery signed by caregiver/legal guardian.
=== Prophets ===
* Trigonalious
* Kevin
* Uncle Dave
=== Deities ===
==== God ====
* Feddy
==== Devil ====
* Koppie
==== Other ====
* Trigonalious
* Biggie Cheese
* John Pork
* Evil John Pork
* Trigon
=== Afterlife ===
There are 2 types of afterlife for feddists, there is an afterlife for gods-demigods and an afterlife for mortals.
==== Kevin's Wonderworld ====
Kevin's wonderworld is a realm of the afterlife for mortals, there is also a realm for bad mortals who died called "Kevin's abandoned amusement park".
When one goes to kevin's wonderworld they sign a form to confirm everything about your life and death, and you either go to the wonder world or the abandoned amusement park. Kevin's wonderworld is a giant wonderful heaven with everything you ever wanted, and everything's free. 
===== Kevin's Abandoned Amusement Park =====
Kevin abandoned amusment park is a realm for bad mortals, those who have sinned and not replenished their sins in their life. When arriving, there are broken rides and the place smells really bad.
==== Afterlife realm ====
the afterlife realm is a real where bad gods and/or demigods go, it is a gated place above the clouds which has many dangerous deities inside. 
good deities however become mortals through reincarnations, they lose their godly abilities and their memories and live their lives as mortals.
=== Festivals, Holidays Etc. ===
==== Feddy's christmas ====
Also nicknamed Fidsmas.
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