The Huger Starting Plot

The Huger Starting Plot is the first episode of Big Brother S2. It was released on Sunday the 5th of March 2017.
== The Huger Starting Plot ==
GENEVA : Hello, yes I am back spoilers Joel Klein killed me but I killed him hahahahah kys.
AUDIENCE : Geneva kill me
GENEVA : I wish honey. Today we are going to introduce 15 new cast members since the fat slut who wrote last season died or something.
GENEVA : Please welcome some irrelevant slut called Angie
ANGIE : HAI GENEVA I LUV YA LEMME STEAL EVERYTHING YOU OWN OGMNSDFBHMKDFHJO
GENEVA : Please get in the house
Angie runs up the stairs like a fat kid running to a pack of sweets.
GENEVA : We have a budget so welcome the rest of the mugs
Angelle/Fearless Diva/Jiggerita/Kitty all run onto the stage and scream and probs bust about 10000 nuts but whatever
FEARLESS DIVA : MAKE SURE YOU CHECK OUT MY NEW SHOW INFERNO
GENEVA : Fearless Diva you have been evicted for copyright or some rule about advertizing get the fuck out
FEARLESS DIVA : I think the fuck not,
FEARLESS DIVA RUNS INTO THE HOUSE LIKE A CRAZY LUNATIC
GENEVA : I hate my job
The rest of the cast follow up
JIGGERITA : Wait I forgot my socks
Jiggerita pulls out about 5000 sock puppets and drags them into the house
GENEVA : Please welcome the sane people.
Mandy/Reg/Crim/Tom/Claire/Bela/Michael/Sister Whore Sassy/Douche Hottie
GENEVA : I'm too lazy to introduce these fatties so just go in the house and fight the random bitches
Everyone walks into the house
Mandy : It's amazing to be here oh my god.
Angie : Mandy is THAT YOU OMFG
Mandy : What
Mandy quickly runs and locks herself in the diary room
Crim : Thats homophobic
In the corner Tom was already sucking off Douche Hottie
Fearless Diva : I could write a fanfic on that
Angelle comes up to Crim
Angelle : Wat
Crim : Burn in hell
Bela : This is nasty
Claire : K cool
Reg : I exist to
Red Cougar : I will kill you
Kitty : Oh my god you're such a daddy
Geneva : House, you've all gotten to know each other, but now it's time for the HoH competition.
Geneva : Please enter the garden
The house enter the garden to find 15 ropes hanging above a platform
Geneva : Everyone stand on the platform and hold onto your rope
The house begins to do so
Geneva : This challenge is called Hanging Out, you will have to hold onto your rope and be the last one standing, however it's not as easy as it sounds, random objects will be hitting you and knocking you off the platform, now let us begin
All of a sudden a toilet flys out one of the machine and hits Jiggerita off the platform
Water begins to spray everywhere and makes Angie, Angelle and Tom fall off
Crim begins to lose her grip and falls
Bela jumps off to meet a k-pop idol
Fearless Diva runs to go write her new Inferno book
The Red Cougar and Kitty begin to make out and fall off and die
The next batch of items come out
A bunch of barbie dolls come and knock Claire off Tom go and plays with them
Geneva : Ok Douche Hottie, Mandy, Michael, Reg, and Sister Whore Sassy are left
Douche then gets hit by a bunch of dildos he begins to suck on them
Tom : SO HE IS GAY
Sister Whore Sassy summons the Gods which fling Mandy, Michael and Reg off the platforms, she is the winner
Geneva : THATS A COOL WIN FOR SISTER WHORE SASSY, PLEASE COME TO THE DIARY ROOM RIGHT NOW
Diary Room : Sister please name the five people you would like to be immune from the first eviction
Sister : I choose Fearless Diva I love her shitty books, Angelle I love the word wot, Jiggerita he promised me a sock god, Angie since he is a living legend and last but not least trash hag Kitty
Diary Room : Ok Sister, now you must choose one housemate to nominate
Sister : Easy cum dumpster Tom 
Diary Room : Thank you, you can leave now
Sister Whore Sassy floats out
Diary Room : House please come to the lounge
Diary Room : The people taking part in this weeks immunity task are... Bela, Claire, Crim, Mandy, Michael, Red Cougar, Reg and Douche Hottie. If your name wasn't called you are already immune or up for eviction, will the housemates come to the garden
Diary Room : Also I forgot to tell you, the first eviction will not be by a public vote but in fact by this competition, whoever finishes last will be evicted.
Geneva : Welcome to the challenge. In this task you will have to find a letter in that pile of dyslexianess provided by Bella Thorne, you will then need to spell out a word, the four people with the longest words are safe, the four people with the shortest words are up for nomination, and the person with the shortest word will be evicted, let the game begins
All of the housemates jump into the pile and begin to search
Slowly all the housemates lock in their anwsers and everyone is soon done
Geneva : Ok time to look at each word, first up, Bela who spelt some long k-pop word that is 37 letters long, Claire spelt Hunger for some fucking reason which is 6 letters long, Crim spelt Screenshots which is 11 letters long, so far Claire could be evicted, Mandy spelt work which is only four letters long making her the most likely evicted, Michael spelt Jemma is a little ugly trash bag which is not a word but we will count the longest word in it which is little , that is 6 letters long, Red Cougar spelt victims which is 7 letters long, Reg spelt admin which is 5 letters long, Mandy if Douche Hottie has a 5 letter long word or bigger you will be evicted, Douche Hottie spelt.... cum, which is three letters long making Mandy safe and Douche Hottie the first person to be evicted get the fuck out the house
Douche Hottie runs to the nearest gay bar
Geneva : I can now reveal that the people immune this week are Sister, Angelle, Angie, Fearless Diva, Kitty, Jiggerita, Bela, Crim, Red Cougar and since Claire and Michael had 6 letter long words they will not be immune, making
Geneva : The people nominated this week are Tom, Mandy, Claire, Michael and Reg, goodbye
Mandy : What the fuck
Tom : SISTSER YOU RAT WHY DID YOU NOMINATE ME
Sister : You're a rat
All of a sudden it's eviction night...
Geneva : Tom *crowd booes* Mandy *crowd cheers* Claire *crowd cheers* Michael *crowd cheers* Reg *crowd cheers* In just a moment one of you will be evicted, I can now reveal the three people with the most votes were Mandy with 43% of the public, Claire 37% votes from the public and Michael 20% votes. This means Tom or Reg you will be evicted.
Tom : THIS IS BULLSHIT WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS
Mandy : Thank god I'm safe
Tom : RAWGH
Geneva : I'm back uglies and I can reveal that the person with the least votes to keep is...
Tom is shitting himself
Geneva : Tom, Tom you have lost your place in the big brother house please say your goodbyes
Tom storms out because rat
Geneva : It's the second evicted housemate... TOM
Tom appears
*The crowd booes for the ugly*
*Tom walks down the stairs*
Geneva : Now Tom let me tell you a secret, you aren't evicted at all
Tom : What omg
Geneva : The crowd were voting for people to save from the room this year we like to call Haunted Hell,
Tom : What is that
Geneva : Go that way and find out
Tom walks into the secret room 
Geneva : Where did Tom go... find out next episode on BIG BROTHERRRRRR