Mr Blobby

James D. Blobwood (born Willingham Wellington Blobwood III) (stagename Mr Blobby) is a British, overweight, seven-foot-tall, pink spotted fatty, public menace and former executive of the BBC notable for his negative, negligent influence on the minds of numerous '90s kids of the UnUnited Kingdom. Blobby often communicates by means of calling out his stagename repetitively, all while utilizing his external, otherworldly, biologically modulated resonating larynx to express his virtually absent frame of mind. He first earned his fame while making significant cameos on a former saturday-night entertainment series.
==History==
===Early life===
Mr Blobby first came to be in the year of 1992 in a when of one of the few braincells in the mind of a mentally ill comedian absconded from his brain, acquired yellow pimples and experienced a severe case of gigantism. Blobby then started running around mindlessly, perpetrating multiple crimes such as throwing victims down the stairs, assaulting many stand-ups, harming children (both mentally AND physically). Eventually Blobby's influence became enough to convince many people to commend him as if he were the leader of some sort of cult and thus became a nationwide sensation. For this reason he was after some time employed by the BBC to Noel Edmonds of Deal or No Deal fame in Noel's House Party, which was broadcasted live at Crinkely Bottom... in a TV studio. Throughout the years, the viewers (especially the critics) ends up screwing around these 2 for its popularity.
===Rise in popularity===
During the following years Mr Blobby went on to spread his influence over many youth throughout the land and in most cases caused them to develop an uncontrollable passion for criminal malefactions. In time, through his ability to manipulate the minds of a large amount of children and even a few adults of the '90s, Mr Blobby became even more relevant to the people as his fame grew to heights of astronomical proportions, having ordered factories to mass-produce large amounts of merchandise modelled on him, including inflatables, plush dolls, VHS tapes, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Because of his high status in the 90's, his influence went so far as to the point where he became listed among the top twenty most influential people in the UnWorld.
===Musical career===
A year later in 1993, just as the Christmas holidays were approaching, Mr Blobby released a novelty song based and named all around him. The song in question expresses that 'his influence will spread across the land', and that 'there is nothing he cannot do', the latter is obviously hyperbole and not at all true. Somehow, Blobby's song went on to be a big hit, having topped the UnUK singles chart as the best for three consecutive weeks. Many people as of today have looked back on the formerly hit song, interrogate to themselves what sort of drugs Blobby was taking whenever the hit single was composed and regard it as one of the worst singles, and in fact, songs of all time, completely going against Blobby's initial intentions whenever he produced it. Gary Barlow of Take That didn't like how it was going and said that Blobby has cheated them in a stupid by snatching them to go to Christmas No. 1 for second chances.
===Decrease in popularity===
By the time the third millennium had rolled around and when Noel's House Party got its axe to death, the BBC fired Blobby from their headquarters having realized they were actually employing what many assumed to be an excessively influential rebel by having the town of Crinkely Bottom were about to get abandoned. Mr Blobby's popularity had dropped significantly once news about Blobby doing "jobbies" became known by the general public (as well as his veracity). Though he still had significant influence over children, it was nowhere near what it had been before and was considered as somewhat of a disgrace and a laughing stock amongst the nation's youth. Despite this, Mr Blobby is still making attempts to break into the headquarters and make attempts to overthrow the government, although as of today, his endeavours have proven futile.
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