A Boozehound Named Barney

A Boozehound Named Barney is a song sung by Shary Bobbins, Barney Gumble, Moe Szyslak, Bart and Homer in the episode "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious". It is a parody of the song "Feed the Birds" from the 1964 Disney movie Mary Poppins. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Al Jean and Mike Reiss. It is the seventh track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.
==Lyrics==
:Shary Bobbins:
:It's eight o'clock, children. Time for bed.
:Lisa:
:But we're not sleepy.
:Bart:
:Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins.
:Lisa:
:Yes, sing us a song!
:Shary Bobbins:
:I've been singing you songs all day, I'm not a bloody jukebox! Oh, all right.
:In front of a tavern,
:Flat on his face,
:A boozehound named Barney
:Is pleading his case.
:Barney:
:Buy me a beer,
:Two bucks a glass.
:Come on, help me,
:I'm freezing my ass!
:Buy me brandy,
:A snifter of wine.
:Who am I kidding?
:I'll drink turpentine.
:Moe:
:Move it, ya drunk,
:Or I'll blast your rear end!
:Barney:
:I've found two bucks.
:Moe:
:Then come in, my friend.
:Shary Bobbins:
:And so, let us leave,
:On this heartwarming scene.
:Bart:
:Can I be a boozehound?
:Homer:
:Not till you're fifteen.
Boozehound Named Barney, A
Boozehound Named Barney, A
Category:Songs by Barney
Category:Songs by Moe
Category:Songs by Bart
Category:Songs by Homer
Category:Songs by Shary Bobbins
Category:Season 8 songs
Category:Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons songs