If the dragon world was like ours

So... I was wondering, what would it be like for dragons to have tv, phones, cars, POP TARTS, and more! So I made this, hope you enjoy!
Book 1:
Okay, I don't want to do the prologue cause I have no idea what to put on it, but just picture this: Burn had a mini-gun and shot Hvitur and the Skywing Egg
"CLAY, STOP EATING POP TARTS AND COME FIGHT!!!" Kestrel demanded the fat, lazy mudwing. 
"But I'm watching The Grinch, Netflix just released it!" Clay replied over a mouthful of snacks. 
"I don't care, NOW GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OVER HERE!!!" 
"Fiiiiiiiine." Clay moaned as he dragged himself to Kestrel. "Much better." Kestrel said, she immediately kicked clay off his feet. 
"Be faster!" Kestrel said, "Or your fat body will kill you out there!" 
"Can we get Uber?" Clay asked. "STOP SITTING THERE LIKE A LAZY FROG!!! FIGHT!!!" Kestrel roared as she spat fire on Clay's back. 
"AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" A shriek came not from Clay, but from Kestrel, Tsunami had burned Kestrel's tail with a curling Iron. 
"Don't hurt the cinnamon roll." Tsunami said. 
"Tsunami." Kestrel said with a grin, "How wonderful of you to rescue this BLOB. He doesn't like you, he ONLY CARES ABOUT HIS POP TARTS!!!" Kestrel snapped at Clay. 
"No he doesn't." Tsunami said, "He's still the dragon I know, and he can live his life as he wants to. Anyway, as long as no one disturbs me and my makeup, or my phone. I'm completely fine. BUT NO ONE TOUCHES THE HOLY CINNAMON ROLL." Tsunami then walked away. 
"That's enough for today." Kestrel said, "If no dragon can kill you, your diabetes will once you have them." Clay then walked back to the couch and continued to watch netflix. About a few seconds later, Sunny pounced on Clay, trying to grab the TV remote. 
"It's my turn Clay!" Sunny said, "And stop eating pop tarts!" 
"Okay, here you go Sunny." Clay said giving the remote to her. Her eyes gleamed as she changed the channel to My Little Pony. "AAA!!!!!" Clay said, Averting his eyes. "I'd listen to Starflight's reading instead of watching this!!" 
"I heard that!" Starflight yelped from the library. "Clay, Tsunami, look!" Glory poked her head from her room and set her computer on the smooth granite kitchen table. "I just gotta... BOOM!!" Clay and Sunny's phone received a Twitter notification. On Glory's page, there was a picture of Kestrel photo-shopped of her legs stretched SO FAR and it was doing weird twists and turns. 
"HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!" Sunny laughed, "Don't even show Kestrel this!" "Show Kestrel what?" said Dune as he walked in the cave, with a new robot leg. 
"Heeeeeyyyy, Dune!" Glory said, "Ummmm... we--" 
"I know what you did." Dune said, showing his phone. "You forgot to block me. This is not funny, but shape up. Morrowseer is coming soon. 
"Mmph?" Clay said muffled by a mouthful of pop tarts and doritos. "I sthill mheed fo filish thish!!" "Well hurry before I'll shove it down your throat."
"AND SHUT SUNNY UP, JEEZ, SHE KEEPS SINGING THAT STUPID SONG FOR HOURS!" Kestrel screeched from the guardian cave. Sunny was humming the My little pony song and then stopped.
There was a crash from the door as a huge nightwing came with a scowling face.
"That's Morrowseer?" Tsunami asked, pointing at him. "Big enough to get out us out of here."
"Shush!" Kestrel snapped. 
"What. Is. THAT?!" Morrowseer said, pointing at Glory.
"A Rainwing that can hack your accounts, and boil your eyes." Glory scowled. Morrowseer showed a hint of fear. "That's right, the internet taught me about my venom."
"There was an accident with the skywing egg." Kestrel explained. "Webs brought her."
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