SCP-682 vs Godzilla

Item #: SCP-682 vs Godzilla
Object Class: Thaumiel
Description: Bane of the SCP Foundation with a hatred for all living things, SCP-682 AKA the 'Hard-to-Destroy Reptile' has breached containment and encountered the king of monsters, SCP-[REDACTED] AKA 'Godzilla' to solve the age old question of what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
Special Containment Procedures: Let them fight.
== Cast ==
Markiplier as SCP-682 (voice)
Nice Peter as Godzilla (voice)
Animation for SCP-682 and Godzilla done by CorridorDigital
==Locations==
SCP-682: Heavy Containment Zone and Gate B
Godzilla: San Francisco and Ota Ward
==Introduction==
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
(roar)
GODZILLA
VS
SCP-682
BEGIN!
==The Battle==
===SCP-682:===
This termination test… is next in a line of failures.
I adapted to your best… when it was spoiled in the trailers.
You’re hard to miss… and your size matches your hubris.
Mount guard your minds… it’s the maddening SCP music
Little screen time as you get… your object class is ‘elusive.’
I thought World War II reminders… couldn’t get more toothless
Always changing your form… more than Dr. Bright’s amulet.
Hostile to redesigns… CGI is hardly animate
Through the zipper on your torso… you’re exposed for a low blow.
This specific rim job’s more-so a no-go than Toro in Toho
Mass produced trash… makes Hedorah look easy stomaching
Even under all that cheese… you are… disgusting.
===Godzilla:===
YOU’RE IN LINE FOR GODZILLA’S EARTH, SO SKIP THE ‘WORLD DOMINATION SPEECH’
FOR ALL THE WAILING, THAT MUGSHOT LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE CONTAINMENT BREACHED
THE CROWN’S TOO SMALL FOR TWO TYRANT LIZARDS, BUT THERE’S ENOUGH SPACE
TO RUN AROUND ON THE NEW FARM I’M SENDING YOU TO… UPSTATE!
BUTTERFLIES DON’T EFFECT ME; YOUR AUTHORS GO SOFTER THAN MOTHRA
NO ONE’S RED ENOUGH TO KNOW SCP’S ARE SHITTY CREEPY PASTAS
A STATUE SNAPPED YOUR ‘HOT STUFF’ ACT BUT I’M NOT BLINKING TWICE;
WHEN YOU’RE BOTH LOCKED UP BY GUYS WHO CAN’T SECURE LICENSING RIGHTS!
(Godzilla's scales on his back start to glow.)
YOU’RE DWARFED BY FAME AND STATURE OF THIS CULTURAL GOLIATH
I’LL SNAP YOU UP LIKE MINILLA WAFERS; I’M ON THAT KETER DIET
I DON’T GIVE NINE-TAILED-FUCKS WHAT DOESN’T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER;
THIS REPTILE HASN’T FOUND IT HARD-TO-DESTROY ALL MONSTERS!
(Godzilla fires his iconic atomic breath at SCP-682. However, the creature remains fine.)
===SCP-682:===
Do it then, you organ bag! Insist on the impossible
Far from the first time you and humanity shared a common goal
They think they’re the alpha species and earned my eternal hate,
But at least these so-called evolution kings conquered their apes!
Why bother bombing beasts they can easily sell toys of,
And waste their breath on oxygen destroyers or Destroyah?!
Heisenberg cooked his cameo and the sales numbers failed Eleven;
The Avengers couldn’t save your letter grade, let alone the X-Men!
Basked in acid, burnt to ashes, hooked up and strung like seafood;
I won’t sugarcoat it; this Snickers mascot satisfies my sweet tooth!
The real God fears killing me tells I’m His awful creation;
They wrote my story’s end; but didn’t like my novel adaptation!
You’ll be made to sleep with fishes; sent to the depths with a plunge,
Proving your ‘legacy’ is dog water the data will expunge!
You’ve brought this upon yourself; no resurfacing my typhoon
They’ll mark maps in your memory of my wrath. Here were Kaiju.
(SCP-682 jumps straight up through Godzilla's chest. Godzilla falls down and flows reddish, before standing up and revealing himself to be…)
===Shin Godzilla:===
IT’S CLEAR YOUR EVOLUTIONS ARE UNNATURALLY SELECTIVE
SO STICK AROUND FOR THIS EYE-OPENER AFTER THE CREDITS
THAT WAS WORTH THE REDACT; YOUR WEAKASS DISSES ARE D-CLASS!
DON’T GO FOR THE SHIN WHEN YOU CAN’T EVEN REACH MY KNEECAPS!
THE SQUAD I ROLL WITH PACKS MORE SPIKES THAN YOU AND YOUR PEERS, TOO
THE COMPUTER COMPANION YOU KEEP COULDN’T COMPETE WITH KIRYU!
YOU BUTTER UP FOR LITTLE GIRLS WORSE THAN YOUR PEANUT BROTHER
JUDGING BY YOUR DAD’S LOVERS, SHE’S OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOTHER!
DOESN’T TAKE GHIDORAH THE EXPLORER TO KNOW WHY I’M HOT SHIT
IT’S NOT THE POISON BATHS THAT TURNED YOUR BRASH ATTITUDE TOXIC
YOU DON’T RAP A STAR PERFORMANCE; COME FOR THE KING AND YOU BEST NOT MISS.
…
(Shin Godzilla lets out an extremely loud roar.)
==Outro==
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC-
(roar)
RAAAAAAAAAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
<poll>
Who won?
SCP-682
Godzilla
</poll>