Soup

Soup is a type of dish consisting of brine and stuff like vegetables and meat. Soup is not a meat, and if you get that reference you're just as big of a nerd as me. To make soup, you just boil stuff in water. To eat soup, you just use spoon.
==Types of Soup==
*Bedrock Soup - One of Louie's cuisines. Is known to cause health issues.
*Beetroot Soup - First success of soup. Made by the Ancient Builders using their useless vegetables and it was perfected by Steve.
*Broccoli Soup - Your favorite soup that Your Mom makes. Gross beyond belief.
* Carrot Soup - Famous Teletubby soup. Is seen in the Teletubbies episode "Bienvenue au restaurant".
*Chicken Noodle Soup - Contains chickens and noodles. Invented by Campbell's during the Soup Renaissance.
*Cream of Mushroom Soup - Made with champignons and milk. Most people hate this kind.
*Green Soup - Type of vegetable soup made by The Soup Dragon. Popular amongst Clangers.
*Legendary Noodle Soup - Something Thinknoodles made. Somehow ends up being very lame.
*Minestrone - Poisonous red sauce. Famous brand includes Mario Minestrone.
*Noodle Soup - Soup with some noodles in it. Could be spaghetti; could be eggs.
*Ramen Noodle Soup - Universally beloved by many college and university students. It was created for the show Naruto.
*Slime Soup - Another one of Louie's delicacies. Has a sweet flavor.
* Turtle Soup - A soup consisting of Koopa or other testudines and is a delicacy in the Turtle Dimension. Was Invented by Mario and Luigi.
* Tomato Soup - Goes good with grilled cheese sandwiches. Made from Tomatoes and stuff.
*Wonton Soup - One of the best tasting soups. Made in China.
==History==
===Prehistory===
Soup has been around forever. In early human history, people would take random things in their fridge or cupboard and boil it in a pot under low heat for hours until it was "good enough". This lead to some godawful food some of the first ever soups, Minestrone and Barley. A common feature of soups from this time was rotting animal meat and bugs. The Qing Dynasty were the first guys to make good tasting soup in the form of wonton soup.
===First Soup Revolution (1746-1811) ===
Over in Europe back in 1746, Steve created New Soup from a slightly modified recipe of Beetroot Soup of what the Crafting Table recommended to make. He used 8 beetroots instead of 6. Somehow people liked it, so he made more and founded his own store called Soup where he made fresh soup everyday. Eventually, he expanded his business to selling other types of including chowders, stews, and clothing, but that's not related to soup now is it?
===First Soup Depression (1812-1894)===
Soup was doing good with this newfound interest, until SoupCock Porkpie randomly emerged from one of the soups and started killing people (especially Pepper People). Steve stopped selling soup and renamed his store to Stew for a while. It didn't help there was also the War of 1812. The only new soup made that was made in this era was the Cotton Eye Joe's very own Confederate Soup, which has since been lost to time. 23 cotton balls were in it and that's all we know.
===The Soup Renaissance (1895-1961)===
Soup was dead for a few years until Campbell's created the three major soups: chicken noodle, tomato, and cream of mushroom. But before that was Dr. Joseph A. Campbell, who noticed that aluminum has the property of making food not spoil. Initially he put aluminum spread on steaks and called it Campbell's Rockin' Steaks, but the FDA shut it down. But he had another idea, which was to put the food in aluminum cans instead of the aluminum on foods. Anyways, he made canned soup. People liked soup again and then that was epic for a while. People figured out the tomato soup tasted good with grilled cheese sandwiches, and that became a thing for a while.
===Second Soup Sag (1961-2005)===
Some guy named Andy Warhol started the Second Soup Sag by painting lots of soup cans into existence. Nobody knew how to distinguish the real soups from fake soups, and so skepticism crashed the soup market. This era would end about 3 years after Warhol's death, as the supply of faux soups decreased. Soup also had stagnated at this point, as new varieties weren't being created as often.
===Postsouperist Era (2006-Present)===
Mario had revived the New Soup brand with new varieties: Koopa Soup, and Minestrone (now branded as Mario Minestrone). Kids really liked these soups because they were branded with Mario stuff. Soup was good after this point, and has since remained scandal-less. Though, in the future something else might happen to soup, you never know.
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