Chaos in the Citadel

Chaos in the Citadel is the twelfth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired January 5, 2019 and was written by AlternativeHuman93.
== Transcript ==
* Ponyo: Now I’ll just make everyone my slaves!
* Alt: Why?
* Ponyo: Jasbre would have wanted it.
* Alt: Damn it!
* Meanwhile…
* News person: Ponyo declares everyone slaves!
* Polar: Ugh, Ponyo is getting on my fucking nerves a lot lately!
* Purple: We agree!
* Match: Yeah!
* Polar: We have to stop Ponyo!
* Purple: You can’t do that! That’s treason!
* Polar: If I have to commit treason to stop bad things, a treason I will commit!
* Everyone: NO!
* Match: Ponyo’s too powerful anyway.
* Lock: Yeah she has those servants, Alt and SeemsGood.
* Polar: That’s exactly why I’m fucking doing this!
* Match: Come on, you know Ponyo’s gonna like kill you or something!
* Purple: I’m gonna um...go save Granite from that ESB hospital.
* Polar: And while you’re doing THAT, I’ll get Ponyo’s facts straight
* Purple: Suit yourself! (They both walk away to do their tasks)
* Polar: Now I must stop Ponyo and free Alt and SeemsGood from slavery! (grunts in exhaustion)
* Lock: I’m warning you, don’t try it!
* Polar: Shut up!
* Meanwhile…
* Purple: (makes it to hospital) I need to get Granite outta here!
* Dippy: Hold up! I am one of this hospital’s guards! 
* Purple: Yeah, what do you want from me?
* Dippy: I want you to leave and not contaminate our patients!
* Purple: But sir, my friend’s in there!
* Dippy: Oh. I’ll let you in.
* (Zooms in to Purple’s brain)
* Purple’s Conscience: Yes!
* Meanwhile…
* Polar: Almost (grunt) there! (walks a bit more) Yes, I’m here!
* Midevilgamer: I was forced to be a guard by Ponyo.
* Polar: Well, I’m going to let you out of slavery!
* Midevilgamer: How?
* Polar: Here, let me into Ponyo’s castle and I’ll show you
* Midevilgamer: Okay.
* (Polar and Midevilgamer climb the stairs of the castle)
* SeemsGood: I’m a butler here and I’m going to the kitchen.
* Polar: We’re going to free you from being a servant!
* SeemsGood: How?
* Polar: I’ll explain later.
* Midevilgamer: I have a plan! (the three whisper what the plan should be)
* SeemsGood: Okay, so we’ll do that. But we’ll need to get Alt first.
* Polar: Yep.
* Meanwhile…
* Purple: Now, to get Granite out of his coma, hm.
* Granite: (wakes up) Purple, what are you doing here? (looks around) What the hell am I doing here for that matter!
* Purple: You got put into a coma. 
* Granite: Oh. But why am I in an ESB hospital?
* Purple: I don’t know.
* Granite: Hey, what happened to me before I went in my coma?
* Purple: Well, you were in a battle between ESB and SBFW. You got a bullet or something in your head. That’s why you went in a coma.
* Granite: Oh.  Well we better get the hell out of here.
* Purple: Yeah.
* Golf (through a speaker): GET THE HELL OUT!
* Purple and Granite: OKAY!
* (They leave) meanwhile…
* Polar: Alt, we’re gonna rescue you!
* Alt: Thank god! I’ve been tortured by the princess!
* (Polar rips the tear between the SBFW users)
* Ponyo: Polar, why are you taking my precious slaves?
* Polar: Because you are enslaving them, which is goddamn wrong!
* Ponyo: Okay fine. I’ll set them free. If it’ll repair this tear.
* Alt, SeemsGood, and Midevilgamer: Yay! We’re free!
* Ponyo: Let’s inform everyone in Fanonland.
* Polar: Ok!
* Ponyo: We’ll make a parade or something.
* Polar: Can I lead?
* (The parade starts as Granite and Purple return)
* Alt, SeemsGood, and Midevilgamer: We’re free!
* (Ending)
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