Deterioration

This is the fourth episode of Patrick's Playground.
(SpongeBob is watching TV at his house, along with Gary)
SpongeBob: TV sure is interesting, isn't it Gary?
(Gary is sleeping in his lap, snoring)
SpongeBob: Aww.
(he feels a sudden jolt in his head)
SpongeBob: Ouch! What in the world was that?
(Gary wakes up)
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: Oh, you're awake. Gary, I don't know what just happened, hope I’m not losing brain schmells or anything- schmells, what the? I need to train my brain.
(SpongeBob sits at the table to do a crossword puzzle)
SpongeBob: Let's see here… 5-letter word for dumb… gee, I have no idea, I thought dumb had 4 letters.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Quiet, Gary, I'm trying to focus. Crap, I lost track of what I was just doing. Why am I sitting at this table, it's so squeaky! I'm gonna go take a bath in the tub to relax my buttcheeks.
(He gets in the bathtub, and somehow mixes up his shampoo and a random bottle of glue)
SpongeBob: Ew, why am I so sticky? So sticky. (looks at bottle) Glue?! How did I mess that up?!
Patrick: Hiya, SpongeBob. How are ya doing?
SpongeBob: Patrick, I think I'm becoming dumber!
Patrick: Can relate.
SpongeBob: Patrick, what were you doing last time you were here?
Patrick: Uh, I think I accidentally spit into your mouth.
SpongeBob: Eww. I think I know what's happening to me though. I'm losing brain cells!
Patrick: Ahh! We gotta fix this!
SpongeBob: But how?
Patrick: Uhh… (glues SpongeBob together with glue) There!
SpongeBob: (now unable to move) Patrick, you aren't helping!
(Cut to SpongeBob becoming nearly as dumb as Patrick)
Patrick: Uh, SpongeBob, you're not looking so hot.
SpongeBob: Duhhh, I'm just fine as a pine, Rick!
Patrick: That's not my name! It's Patrick!
SpongeBob: Duh, whatever yoo say, Rick.
Patrick: Dang, he's getting real dumb. What do I do now?
SpongeBob: No dumb clue.
(Squidward barges in)
Squidward: What are you two doing? You're making a huge racket even outside your home!
Patrick: SpongeBob is losing brain cells. Do you think you can help us?
Squidward: I doubt it, but sure.
(Patrick opens up Squidward's brain and starts ripping pieces out of it, and opens up SpongeBob's brain and inserts them into his)
Squidward: What did you just do?
Patrick: Oh, took a few pieces of your brain and transferred them to SpongeBob's.
Squidward: Are you insane?! You know that won't wor-
SpongeBob: Hey guys. What's new?
Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, what's 6 times 9?
SpongeBob: Hmm... 54.
Patrick: Is that correct?
Squidward: Yes.
Patrick: Hooray! My ol' sponge buddy is back! (he hugs both SpongeBob and Squidward)
Squidward: Get off of me! (episode ends as Patrick hugs harder)
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