Oscar Saves Plopland

Oscar Saves Plopland is the sixth The World of SBFW short. It was written by and released on January 21, 2023. 
==Transcript==
[Episode opens at the Auger residence. Inside, Bot’s Mom is serving up dinner.]
Bot’s Mom: Be careful of this chicken hot pot. It is really hot!
Beardy Dad: It can’t be that hot, ya stupid woman! Just give me the blooming food already!
Bot’s Mom: If you insist, Bob.
[Bot’s Mom passes Beardy Dad the hot pot and he gives himself a fucking third-degree burn.]
Beardy Dad: WHAT THE HELL?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!!!!!!
SpongeBot678: She told us it was really hot.
Beardy Dad: Not THIS hot!
Bot’s Mom: Well it’s not chicken cold pot.
Bot’s Brother: Hello, yes, hi, I exist.
Beardy Dad: I’m so angry, I’m going to go take a shit so I won’t be angry anymore.
[Beardy Dad takes off his glasses and makes his way towards the bathroom.]
SpongeBot678: Hey, where’s Oscar?
[Pan over to Oscar’s dog bed, which is next to a large Reform UK shrine. Oscar stands up on his hind legs, puts on fedora, and heads towards a hidden door in the wall his size. He steps in and goes down an elevator. The elevator door suddenly opens and Jamie, CrazySponge’s cat, also wearing a fedora and standing on her hind legs, walks in. The elevator starts going down again.]
Jamie: meow
Oscar: woof woof growl
Jamie: hisssssssss
[The elevator door opens again and Oscar walks out, much to Jamie’s relief. Oscar walks into an underground secret lab, and sits on a chair in front of a computer screen. And who should appear on it but none other than Nigel Farage.]
Nigel Farage: Good morning Agent O. Crisis in Plopland! Remoaner, Big Chungus, has launched a military coup and only YOU can stop him! Sign up to and use the code “” to beat the totally sus Chungus and save Plopland!
[Oscar salutes.]
Oscar: woof!
Nigel Farage: All the sussy gamers are counting on you to save Pog Day, Agent O!
Oscar: bark bark!
Nigel Farage: Good luck, and up the ‘RA!
[Oscar runs out of his chair and flies out of the lab in a hovercar.]
He’s not semi-aquatic
He’s not an egg-laying mammal of action
Do be do be do ba do be do be do ba
He’s not a furry little flatfoot
Who never flinched from a fraaaa-aaaa-aaaayyyy
He’s got more than mad skill
He hasn’t got a beaver tail nor a bill
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say
“UP THE ‘RA!”
He’s Oscar
Oscar the cocker spaniel
Oscar
Agent O!
[Oscar flies out of The World of SBFW’s stratosphere and flies towards the planet of Plopland. There, Big Chungus has indeed launched a military coup. Fire is everywhere, buildings are destroyed, etc., etc.]
Big Chungus: This’ll hold ‘em alwight. Heheheheheheheheh.
[A group of androgynous people walk by carrying the president of Plopland, who they have nailed to a wooden cross.]
Plopland President: You monster! Turning the they/them army against us like this! You will never get away with this, Big Chungus!
Big Chungus: Heheheheheheh… I already have. With the woke military against you, and soon you dead on that cross, there will never be a P*g Day ever again!
Plopland President: But- But- To paraphrase Ross from Friends, every day is Pog Day!
Big Chungus: Not anymore. With Plopland under my control, p*g will be outlawed will be outlawed for good.
Plopland President: You… You’re more despicable than the age of consent laws!
Big Chungus: Ain’t I a stinker? Take him away, enbies!
[Suddenly, Oscar drops down the sky, and drop-kicks the Plopland President out of the they/them army’s grasp.]
Big Chungus: (gasp) A cocker spaniel?
[Oscar notices his fedora has fallen off and quickly puts it back on.]
Big Chungus: OSCAR THE COCKER SPANIEL?
Oscar: woof
Big Chungus: WHO SENT YOU?
[Oscar pulls out a piPhone from behind his back and begins a video call with Nigel Farage.]
Nigel Farage: (on piPhone) Ah, Agent O. I see you have made it to Plopland.
[Oscar salutes and turns the phone screen around to face Big Chungus.]
Big Chungus: NIGEL FARAGE?
Nigel Farage: (on piPhone) Big Chungus. I know your bussy be so talented. It’s doing cartwheels but I don’t care. Seize your control of Plopland now, or face the wrath of the Brexit Party!
Big Chungus: But Mr. Farage, we need to end P*g Day! It’s just not based!
Nigel Farage: (on piPhone) …based? …based on what?
Big Chungus: We can’t have people going around saying these harmful slurs like p*g that discriminate on Canadians!
Nigel Farage: (on piPhone) I’m Nigel Farage, do I look like I care about discrimination against minorities?
Big Chungus: That’s fair.
Nigel Farage: (on piPhone) We all know you’re the sus impostor, just surrender now.
Big Chungus: Make me.
Nigel Farage: (on piPhone) If you insist. Oscar?
[Oscar opens up Foogle on his phone and goes to the NordVPN website.]
Big Chungus: Wait! What are you doing?!
[Oscar goes to the sign-up page.]
Big Chungus: No! Please! I’ll do anything!
[Oscar enters the code “Among Us”. Big Chungus gets on is knees and starts begging.]
Big Chungus: Please Oscar! Don’t do this!
Oscar: woof
[Oscar taps the sign-up button.]
Big Chungus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
[Big Chungus and the they/them army fucking blows up. Suddenly, a huge crowd appears and everyone starts cheering.]
Nigel Farage: (on piPhone) You did it, Oscar! You saved Plopland!
Oscar: woof woof
Plopland President: Thank you so much! You’re a national hero and now Pog Day is once more!
Oscar: woof
Nigel Farage: (on piPhone) We saved the world today, Oscar. Gordon Brown, bloody amateur if I do say so myself.
[Cut to SpongeBot678 and her family in The World of SBFW’s hospital.]
Beardy Dad: Is it that bad, doc?
Dr. Brown Bear: Just looks like a really bad burn to me. You really do need to be more careful around that chicken hot pot.
[Oscar walks in.]
SpongeBot678: Oh there you are Oscar.
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