She's So Mean

She's So Mean is a song on Nick Jr.'s Bubble Guppies sung by the Mean Witch and his crab workers from the episode "Bubble Puppy's Fin-tastic Fairy Tale!".
== Lyrics ==
Crab
Although she's tried once or twice
Witch
I much preferred not being nice
Crab
She's simply mean
She's so mean
Witch
It's true
Crab
And we are being quite precise when we say he heart is cold as ice
Witch
I'm truly mean
Crab
Truly mean
She's truly mean
Witch
Uh-huh
Crab
Got a balloon
Witch
I'm gonna pop it
Crab
Throw her a ball
Witch
I'll drop it
Crab
Done something wicked
Witch
Oh, I can top it
It's what I do
Crab
She can't stop it cause she's mean
She's so mean
Oh she just loves just being bad
Witch
Doesn't that just make you so mad?
Crab
We that's because she mean
Cause she's mean
Cause she's mean
Cause she's mean
Witch
Now I think you getting it
Crab
Helpful just not in her major
Nonny
In fact, it really aggravates her.
Crab
Because she's mean
Witch
You have no idea
Crab
And after years of cruel devotion
She's made this Mean Green Bubble Potion
With this plan she set in motion
Witch
I'll have enough frogs to fill emotion
Crab
Because she's so, so mean
She's so mean
Witch
Let's review.
When the potion is ready, it will be driven by truck over to the launch bay.
Once there, it will be loaded into the biggest bottle of bubbles the world has ever seen.
Then after a short countdown, the potion will rocket up into outer space where it will make millions of mean green bubble that will float oh so gently down to the ground turning everyone they touch into...
Mirror?
Nonny
Frogs.
Witch
Frogs! (laughs)
Crab
She'll turn everyone into vermin
If there is doubt, she be conforming
Witch
I'm the meanest witch around!
Crab
Cause that's in cruelty
Oh super pound
That's why
She is so-oh-oh-oh 
So meeeeeaan
Crabs
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
Witch
Oh, I am mean.
Category:Songs
Category:Bubble Guppies songs
Category:Villain songs
Category:Nick Jr.