Darkness

The tenth episode of the series. Enjoy!
==Script==
Normal text = The character is speaking normally. Italic text = The character is singing.
*(Rack is in a room with a paper airplane.)
*NH: Why did you make that?
*Rack: It's fun!
*(He throws it and it flies as a power out happens. The airplane drops like a rock.)
*Rack: Aw.
*NH: HUMAN, what happened?!
*Rack: Don't worry NH. Just a little power outage.
*NH: Power outage?! No! I cannot live without technology!
*Rack: It'll be okay. I'll try to entertain you until it comes back!
*NH: (sarcastic): Oh, yay, that makes everything better.
*Rack: Yay! What should we start with?
*NH: Something that doesn't involve you.
*Rack: Something that involves me? Okay!
*NH: (sarcastic): This'll be fun.
*(Later. Rack and NH are sitting on the floor.)
*Rack: Well.......... do you want me to entertain you?
*NH: I'd rather have a banshee entertain me than you.
*Rack: Aw, I know something that'll cheer you up.
*NH: What?
*Rack: (grabbing out wooden guitar): It's your favorite song......
*NH: No, not that song!
*Rack: Mhm.......
*Rack: Don't be mad, don't be sad, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*NH: No! Not this incessant song!
*Rack: Don't be gloomy, don't be grumpy, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*Rack: Don't have a cow, don't feel low, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*NH: That barely even rhymes!
*Rack: You should be happy, n-o-o-o-o-t sappy, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*Rack: You shouldn't feel bad, you should feel rad, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*Rack: You liking it so far?
*NH: I'd rather shove twenty swords in my eardrums than listen to this appalling song.
*Rack: I knew you'd like it!
*Rack: Don't be mad, don't be sad, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*Rack: Don't be gloomy, don't be grumpy, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*Rack: Don't have a cow, don't feel low, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*Rack: You should be happy, n-o-o-o-o-t sappy, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*Rack: You shouldn't feel bad, you should feel rad, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*Rack: Everything is gonna be alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiightttttttttt!
*Rack: Did that cheer you up?
*NH: If by giving me a migraine is cheering me up, then yes.
*Rack: Yay, I knew it would!
*NH: (thinking): There's gotta be a way to get out of here.
*(NH attempts to leave by climbing out of the window.)
*Rack: Aw, NH is trying to be a burglar!
*NH: No I'm not!
*(Rack carries him.)
*NH: Let me go HUMAN!
*(Later. Rack and NH are playing cards.)
*Rack: Do you have any 8's?
*NH: (Entire hand of cards being 8): Nope, go fish.
*(NH cheats by using a small mirror around Rack and attached to NH. Rack's entire hand is of 1's.)
*NH: Do you have any 1's?
*Rack: Yep, all of them are, and no more cards left. Man, you're good at this NH! I don't know how you do it!
*NH: Well, let's just say it's deliciously fun. But yawn. This is boring.
*Rack: Aw, you want me to sing the song again?
*NH: NO.
*Rack: You know what always hits the spot when there's no power?! Hot chocolate cooked over a fire!
*NH: No, I do not want hot chocolate.
*Rack: Aw, why not?
*NH: Don't you remember? Chocolate is poison to dogs.
*Rack: So you are a dog!
*NH: No, that's not what I mean! They're just closely related!
*Rack: Like dogs and dogs that think they aren't?
*NH: No! Never mind.
*(US comes in out of nowhere.)
*US: Raclk, help me! I can't see! What happened to the light?! Help me! I'm scared and I have no idea what's going on!
*NH: (sarcastic): Oh yay, more fun.
*Rack: It's a power outage.
*US: What's a power outage?
*Rack: It's when a city or area loses electric-.
*US: Yawn, you're boring me. Hey, can you turn the TV on?
*Rack: I can't. The power's out.
*US: You heard me! Turn it on right now!
*Rack: I can't!
*US: Raclk, don't argue with me. Do you want to get pwned?
*Rack: Huh?
*US: Never mind. So, where's the light?
*NH: Why have you not kicked her out yet?
*US: DOGGIE.
*NH: WOLF.
*US: Raclk, I'm bored. Can we do something?
*Rack: Okay, how about a board game?
*US: YES. I pwn at those.
*(The three are playing a board game.)
*US: Since I'm the mayor, I get to go first.
*(US takes her turn.)
*Rack: My tur-.
*US: Uh uh uh. Since I'm the mayor, only I can take turns.
*Rack: But that's not fair!
*US: Life isn't fair. Get used to it. Now, watch me win.
*(US, unsurprisingly and unfairly, wins the game.)
*US: That's right! I'm the winner! Y'all are the losers! (Gloats)
*NH: Well that's 5 minutes of my life I can't get back.
*US: Aw, someone butthurt they lost? Want the form?
*NH: No I am not.
*Rack: I think we should do something else.
*US: It better be something itter.
*Rack: Well, you could read a book US.
*US: It better be good.
*NH: Yawn. The only good books are ones that have the antagonist as the main character.
*Rack: Huh? What did the doggie say?
*US: I don't know bro. That fox said something though.
*NH: (facepalms): Why do I even bother talking to you two?
*US: Anyway, Raclk. What book do you think is the best?
*Rack: Well, there is this book where-.
*US: Ugh, fine, I'll find one myself.
*(US gets a book off the bookshelf.)
*(Later.)
*US: Raclk, that book was awful! Where's the voices, the music, the characters? All I see is black gibberish!
*Rack: Well, you see, that "black gibberish" is actually words representing-.
*US: Don't know, don't care. So can we do something that's actually fun?
*Rack: Well........ we could paint or draw.
*US: But that's so much work!
*Rack: Well then, I have nothing.
*Rack: Hm, it's 2 AM.
*US: In the PM?
*Rack: Huh?
*US: Never mind. So bored.
*Rack: Let's sing some songs!
*US: YES. "Everything's Gonna Be Alright"?
*Rack: You like that song?!
*US: Like it?! I LOVE IT! I sing it errday!
*Rack: Me too!
*NH: Why must I be stuck in a town filled with idiotic nincompoops?
*US: Want me to sing it?
*Rack: YES!
*US: (clears throat): Don't be mad, don't be sad, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*US: Don't be gloomy, don't be grumpy, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*US: Don't have a cow, don't feel low, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*US: You should be happy, n-o-o-o-o-t sappy, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*US: You shouldn't feel bad, you should feel rad, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*(Rack and NH have shocked expressions.)
*Rack: Wow, your singing voice is............ beautiful.
*US: Well, ja. I *AM* the mayor.
*NH: I must admit........... that is quite better than Rack's singing voice.
*Rack: Hey, US, wanna sing it together?!
*US: Okay!
*Rack & US: Don't be mad, don't be sad, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*(The electricity comes back outside.)
*NH: Yes! Thank you! Let me out of here! Wait, it's not on in here.
*Rack: Hey, the power is back on outside! Why not here?!
*US: Yeah!
*NH: Hmm...
*(NH heads back to the circuit board and finds Rig gnawing on cables.)
*NH: Rig!
*Rig: What? I needed floss.
*NH: You don't use power cables as floss! Give me that!
*(NH gets shocked and his fur sticks up. Rig takes it and nothing happens.) *Rig: What?
*NH: How did you do that?!
*(NH grabs it and gets shocked again. Rig picks it up again and nothing happens.)
*NH: Note to self. Look into odd electricity-proof nature of servant.
*Rack: There you are NH!
*(NH falls down, unconscious.)
*Rack: Oh no! Should I pick him up, or continue singing?
*US: SINGING.
*(The two then sing.)
*THE END.
==Credits==
===Starring===
*Rackliffelikespurple as Rack
*New Heathera as NH
*Utter solitude as US
*Rigbybestie1510 as Rig
===Writing===
*Written by: Rackliffelikespurple and New Heathera
*Additional Material: Utter solitude
===Thanks===
To New Heathera, Utter solitude and Rigbybestie1510 for being the inspirations to the corresponding characters.
==Everything's Gonna Be Alright==
*Lyrics by: Rackliffelikespurple
===Versions===
====Rack only====
*Rack: Aw, I know something that'll cheer you up.
*NH: What?
*Rack: (grabbing out wooden guitar): It's your favorite song............
*NH: No, not that song!
*Rack: Mhm.............
*Rack: Don't be mad, don't be sad, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*NH: No, not this incessant song!
*Rack: Don't be gloomy, don't be grumpy, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*Rack: Don't have a cow, don't feel low, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*NH: That barely even rhymes!
*Rack: You should feel happy, n-o-o-o-o-t sappy, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*Rack: You shouldn't feel bad, you should feel rad, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*Rack: You liking it so far?
*NH: I'd rather shove twenty swords in my eardrums than listen to that appalling song.
*Rack: I knew you'd like it!
*Rack: Don't be mad, don't feel sad, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*Rack: Don't be gloomy, don't be grumpy, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*Rack: Don't have a cow, don't feel low, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*Rack: You should be happy, n-o-o-o-o-t sappy, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*Rack: You shouldn't feel bad, you should feel rad, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*Rack: Did that cheer you up?
*NH: If by giving me a migraine is cheering me up, then yes.
*Rack: Yay, I knew it would!
====US only====
*US: (clears throat): Don't be mad, don't be sad, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*US: Don't be gloomy, don't be grumpy, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*US: Don't have a cow, don't feel low, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*US: You should be happy, n-o-o-o-o-t sappy, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
*US: You shouldn't feel bad, you should feel rad, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
====Rack & US====
*Rack & US: Don't be mad, don't be sad, 'cause, everything's gonna be alright!
==Other==
This one was difficult to write, but fun as well. It's not my best, but I like how it turned out.
Fun Fact: I thought this episode up during an actual power outage. ;)
Thanks for reading! :)
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