Melissa

Melissa (or Mellelleh) is a founding cast member of the Say You Love Satan 80s Horror Podcast. She plays the role of the token basic bitch on the program though her actual role is to act as the last line of defense against Jesse's bullshit. She is known for her unconditional love for her family of dogs, her sommelier-like expertise of rosé wines, and her memory palace of Buzzfeed articles. She is married to Alex.
==Biography==
Melissa grew up in a traditional Christian household. Somewhere between her childhood and becoming a cast member on Say You Love Satan she developed her groundbreaking Grouper Technique.
==10s==
*Episode 8 - Pet Semetary (1989)
*Episode 27 - The Thing (1982)
*Episode 75 - Creepshow (1982)
*Episode 81 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
*Episode 86 - Beetlejuice (1988)
*Episode 96 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
*Episode 121 - Aliens (1986)
*Episode 139 - Masters of the Universe (1987)
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