Hail to the Teeth/Quotes

:Artie Ziff: It's me, Artie Ziff, in prerecorded form. So you can't talk to me.
:Homer: I can't?
:Artie Ziff: No, you can't. Pause for laughs, and thank you.
:Bart: Artie Ziff? Isn't that the rich guy who could have been our dad?
:Homer: I am the only man your mother has ever been with and she doesn't have a single regret!
:Marge: Well...
:Homer: You stay out of this, Marge!
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:Lisa: What I have is an agenda for this school, an agenda that looks forward. I can deliver results, while my opponent can't even spell "results".
:Dubya: Yes, I can! R-E-squiggly letter, bucket letter, tall man, little plus sign, squiggly letter. Results!
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Category:Season 31 quotes
Category:Quotes