Earth To Luna: The Movie/Transcript

(The movie begins with a moving landscape of a neighborhood in 2D and 3D animation.)
Luna: Life, the best place to be in. I'm apart of it, and so are you. Your world is filled with trees, buildings, houses, water, animals and others. But most importantly, we're all different. This is the story of my first out of state road trip.
(Earth To Luna Theme Plays)
(Universal Pictures Presents)
(A Point Grey/Silver Pictures Production)
(In Association With Universal Kids)
(Earth To Luna: The Movie)
(Song ends)
(Luna is seen sleeping in her bed)
Luna's Mother: Luna! Time for school!
Luna: (Wakes up and showers)
(Music Plays)
Luna: Today's the day, a fulfilled way, to have show and tell. Life's an adventure I'll tell you that. I just hope that I don't smell.
Luna: Which should I wear? I know. The same dress I wear everyday.
Luna (Continues Singing): Everyday is a perfect day at school, you could make new friends and try to be cool. But there's something you should know. My house has a pool.
Jupiter: You know Luna, just because you have show and tell today doesn't mean you turn it into a musical number.
Luna: Jupiter, since when did you not like musical numbers?
Jupiter: Your musicals aren't a problem, but you should know that it's still morning time and possibly people could still be sleeping.
Luna: Oh yeah, you make a good observation.
(School bus shows up)
Luna: Oh, there's the bus, have a good day Jupiter, see ya when I get home!
(School bus drives away from the house)
Omar: Hello Luna! You may have not seen me before, but I'm a new student at your school. My name's Omar. Omar Fallon. So what did you bring for show and tell today?
Luna: I'm gonna show the class my new science discovery tracker. It helps me wonder what's going on around town and whatnot. What about you?
Omar: This is an account to RTÉ player I made on my birthday.
Luna: Wonderful!
(School bell rings)
Teacher: Good morning class! Today we have a new student. His name is Omar.
Class: Hi Omar!
Teacher: Omar, you'll be sitting by Luna.
Luna: Alright! Now I can know a little more about you!
Omar: You might.
Teacher: Okay class, today we will be having show and tell. Who would like to volunteer?
Teacher: Luna! Would you like to come up and show us what you have?
Luna: Yes please!
(Luna walks up)
Luna: This is my science discovery tracker. I use this whenever there's something I don't know about. In fact, I'm a big science fan. Thank you!
(Class applauses)
(Luna's phone vibrates)
Luna: Um.... Teacher, can I have a bathroom pass?
Teacher: Sure thing, but be sure to be back.
(Luna runs out)
Luna: Jupiter! What's going on? You do know I'm in school right?
Jupiter: But Luna, it's an emergency! I can't find mom and dad anywhere!
Luna: Are they at the dining room?
Jupiter: No!
Luna: Did you check their bedroom?
Jupiter: Yes Luna, they're not anywhere! They're not in the shower or any of our rooms. We need to go find them.
Luna: (Sighs) Okay, meet me at the front of the school. I'm gonna try ditching it.
Jupiter: Sounds good!
Luna: Hey teacher! I actually feel sick! I'm gonna go see the nurse.
Teacher: Okay Luna, have a good day!
(Luna closes the door)
Luna: Operation ditch school is in session.
(Luna goes in vent)
Luna: Just keep quiet and don't let the staff see ya.
Jupiter: I hope Luna is okay in there.
Luna (Outside the school): Hmm.... the security cameras were off for some time.
Luna: Thanks for waiting me Jupiter. But why did you bring the ferret?
Jupiter: Because he's cute.
Luna: Oh ok.
(Scene transitions to Luna and Jupiter walking)
Luna: So you say our parents were not in the house right?
Jupiter: Yes, I think they have been kidnapped.
Luna: Kidnapped? Well, this is so weird. I just gotta know what's happening here!
(For What It's Worth plays)
Luna: Ok, so Jupiter, tell me the last place you saw mom & dad.
Jupiter: I was just watching TV and I heard a really weird sound. It sounded like a poof. And I think they magically disappeared.
Luna: Hmm.... you make a good statement Jupiter. This whomps more than anything that has ever whomped before. We must find this man, woman or wizard that stole our parents.
Jupiter: Yeah, we can bring Clyde with us.
Luna: Sounds good to me. But how are we gonna find them? We can't drive!
Clyde: I have an idea.
(Luna and Jupiter scream)
Luna: Clyde, you can speak? I thought you could only speak during imagination.
Clyde: Well now I can do both. I have a suggestion that can help bring our parents back!
Jupiter: Well, what is it?
Clyde: We can call a taxi to go to the airport. I bought us tickets to a hotel in Niagara Falls, New York. We have a hotel room next to a man named Kevin Aegir.
Luna: Good idea!
Jupiter: How can you rent a hotel room for a lot of money? In fact, where did you get it?
Luna: That we will talk about another time.
Clyde: Well, we haven't got a moment to lose.
Luna: Why not we get prepared, because who knows if we're going across the country.
(A time card says 25 Minutes Later)
Luna: Okay, I got my clothes, my science discovery tracker, and lots others. I'd say we hit the road.
Jupiter: I got everything.
(Taxi horn beeps)
Luna: That must be our taxi.
(Luna and the others get in the car)
Taxi Driver: Well hello children! I heard you guys needed a taxi. Where am I taking you?
Luna: We need a ride to the airport.
Taxi Driver: Okie dokie!
(The taxi driver drives off)
Luna: Clyde, did you remember to bring money? Because taxi rides are not free.
Clyde: Don't worry Luna! I have 40 bucks.
Jupiter: Phew! It's a good thing because we would go to jail if we did not have money.
(Taxi turns right near a Sidewalk)
Jupiter: Excuse me mr driver, are we there yet?
Taxi Driver: No, we got 6 minutes to go.
(Luna's stomach rubbles)
Luna: Ugh! I haven't eaten anything besides breakfast.
Taxi Driver: You know, the airport I'm driving you kids to has many planes with a bunch of good food. My favorite is their cheeseburger
Luna: Thank the lord! I'm starving!
Taxi Driver: Hey, for the excitement, wanna listen to some tunes?
Luna: Sure! It's nice to have some music in a car like this.
(The taxi driver turns on a radio.)
Radio: And you're listening to L-E-G-O Radio, all kinds of music for your day. We're live 24/7. For your entertainment, here's Hug Me by Pharrell Williams and Trey Parker.
(Hug Me plays)
(While driving, a time card reads 4 minutes later.)
Luna: (Yawns) I feel like I need a nap when I'm on the plane.
Taxi Driver: Well you're in luck. Here we are.
(Outside of the car, we're introduced to an airport.)
Jupiter: Thanks for the ride mister!
(The taxi drives away)
Luna: Now then, out of the state we go.
Airport Security Worker: Ahem, excuse me, that ferret needs to be in a cage or something.
Luna: Jupiter, why didn't you bring a cage for Clyde?
Jupiter: I couldn't find one Luna!
Airport Security Worker: No need to argue, we have a spare one you can use.
Luna: Brilliant! We'll take it!
Airport Security Worker: Have a safe trip!
(Luna, Jupiter and Clyde walk into the airport.)
Clyde: Luna?
Luna: Yes Clyde?
Clyde: Why did I have to be in a cage?
Luna: Because if you didn't have a cage, you'd be like an animal on medications.
Jupiter: Yeah, and we would be kicked out of the airport.
Airport Manager: So, a trip to Wisconsin am I correct? Okay, your flight will be planned.... Hold on a second, I've got some weird looking people over here, we'll call you back.
(Hangs up phone)
Airport Manager: Can I help you?
Luna: Uh yeah, our pet ferret knows how to book flights to Niagara Falls, New York.
Airport Manager: You must be dreaming, animals don't even know how to use computers to book flights.
Jupiter: Well this animal did, we're serious.
Airport Manager: Alright, let me check if it did.
(Checks flight book list)
Airport Manager: Okay, I believe you. Your plane leaves in 45 minutes. Put your luggage over there.
(Luna, Jupiter and Clyde go to the airport X ray machine.)
Airport Security Worker: Please put all dangerous objects in the sharp bin.
Luna: What's wrong with sharp stuff sir?
Airport Security Worker: That's a good question. Imagine if there was like an armed person planning to attack people, would you want that?
Luna: Not at all!
Airport Security Worker: Then we use it for safety reasons.
(Luna and Jupiter go to the full body scanner.)
(Alarm beeps)
Female Airport Security Worker: Kid, where did you find this corkscrew?
Jupiter: Uh.... I put it in my pocket for fun.
Female Airport Security Worker: Little girl, watch your kid more often, or else both of you and that ferret will be on the no fly list forever.
Luna: Yes mam!
(Luna, Jupiter and Clyde go to the plane.)
Clyde: Hey Luna! Have you noticed those security workers act a little strange?
Luna: Yeah, I don't know why, but I think It's because we don't have a parent or guardian with us. Smell, we got away with it.
Flight Attendant: Is there a problem miss?
Luna: No, not at all.
Flight Attendant: Oh ok.
Luna: Hey, where's Jupiter?
Jupiter: So how does the plane work?
Captain: Well, this wheel right here allows us to turn the plane several directions.
Luna: Jupiter, what are you doing?
Jupiter: These men are showing me how a plane works.
Captain: We weren't gonna capture him little girl. We're being honest.
Luna: Okay, I believe you. Jupiter, meet me at my seat when finished.
Jupiter: Okay Luna!
(Luna walks back to her seat and naps)
Luna: I hope I can get a peaceful nap.
(Plane takes off)
Jupiter: Hey Luna! I'm back!
Jupiter: Luna?
Luna: (Wakes up) Huh? What? Oh, it's you Jupiter, come over here and we'll bond on the plane.
Jupiter: Hey Luna!
Luna: What's good Jupiter?
Jupiter: Is Niagara Falls a bootleg version of Las Vegas?
Luna: I don't know, I've never been there before. But it depends.
Flight Attendant: Good afternoon! We're serving lunch. What can we offer you today?
Luna: I'll have a cheeseburger with no vegetables, fries and chocolate milk.
Jupiter: And I'll have a chicken sandwich and orange juice.
Flight Attendant: Ok, we'll be right with you.
(Flight Attendant walks away)
Luna: After I finish my lunch, I'll be taking another nap, so I don't want you or Clyde to disturb me while I sleep. Got it?
Clyde: Okay Luna! We promise!
Flight Attendant: And here's your meal. Have a nice lunch.
(Flight Attendant walks away again)
(5 Minutes Later)
Luna: (Yawns) And now, a 2nd nap.
(Luna falls asleep)
Jupiter: Hey Clyde! Wanna explore the rest of the plane?
Clyde: Sure, let's go.
Flight Attendant: Ahem!
Jupiter: Is there a problem sir?
Flight Attendant: Animals of all kinds are required to be in their cage until after the flight or said otherwise.
Jupiter: Oh ok.
(Jupiter takes Clyde to see the rest of the plane)
Teacher: Principal Knox, Luna hasn't been in my class for 2 hours. Do you have any idea where she could be?
Principal Knox: As a matter of fact, I don't know. The security cameras were off so I don't know.
Teacher: She told me she needed to see the nurse but never came back ever since.
Principal Knox: Well, if there's one place I can recall she went to, she skipped school.
Teacher: (Gasps) Dear lord! That's not safe at all!
(Phone rings)
Principal Knox: This is Hillary Knox. What's that you say? Delayed preschooler? What's the child's name? Jupiter. He's not at the house? Oh my goodness. I demand a police search across the town. Thank you.
(Hangs up phone)
Principal Knox: We also have a missing preschooler. I'm sending a police search. We'll call police departments and see if they ended up there or not.
(Back In The Airplane)
(Luna is still sleeping when all of a sudden a dream sequence begins.)
(Luna is seen in a world where there's a lot of cake. She then sings a song about cake. Until a monster comes out and says that she is no longer welcome here. The monster tears down the building. But before it can step on Luna, she wakes up hard breathing.)
Luna: Ugh! I should not have thought about monsters while dreaming!
Old Woman: You know something sweetheart, I had dreams like that too. But one night, you'll soon fight off the bad guys.
Luna: Thanks for the advice lady, but I'll be fine.
Old Woman: Oh ok.
Luna: Jupiter, where did you run off to this time?
(Luna gets up to find him.)
Jupiter: I didn't know planes could have playrooms.
Luna: There you are! I forbid you to go somewhere without me again for the rest of the flight.
Jupiter: Oh okay.
(Plane lands on ground.)
Luna: Well now we're here, let's see if Niagara Falls is a bootleg version of Las Vegas.
Man: A bootleg version? You kids must be wrong, would you like a tour of Niagara Falls?
Luna: Would we? Sure.
Man: Step on in.
(Both close car doors)
Luna: Hey sir! Can you give us a ride to our booked hotel?
Man: I sure can. Which hotel are you staying at?
Luna: Embassy Suites in Niagara Falls.
Man: Okie dokie!
(Starts car)
(Love Rollercoaster by Red Hot Chilli Peppers plays)
(The car passes by major hotels and tourist sights, finally pulling up to a big luxurious hotel and casino.)
(The band playing the song we're hearing. They should vaguely resemble the actual band doing the song.)
Luna: Hang on a second. This hotel has a casino? No no no! We cannot be in here!
Jupiter: Why?
Luna: How old are we?
Jupiter: You're 6, and I'm 4.
Luna: Correct! We cannot stay here.
Casino Employee: Something wrong?
Luna: Yes, we didn't know that this hotel had a casino and we're not old enough.
Casino Employee: Don't worry, this casino is free to all ages.
Luna: It is? Sweet!
(Luna and Jupiter go to the dance floor and copy the moves that Beavis & Butt-Head did in Beavis & Butt-Head Do America.)
(We then pan out to see the whole city with lights on. A wolf howls, and the sun rises up.)
Hotel Employee: And this is where you'll be staying. We hope you enjoyed the casino last night.
Luna: We sure did.
Hotel Employee: Housekeeping will be over here in an hour, don't try to make the room too messy. Enjoy your stay!
(Closes door)
Luna: Ew, I didn't have a bath this afternoon. Let me check if this hotel room has a bathtub.
(Luna walks into the bathroom.)
Luna: Ah yes, it does have one.
(Luna closes door)
Jupiter: I wonder what's on TV. Oh cool, It's The Star And Stripe Show!
Jupiter and Clyde (Singing): Star and Stripe, they are the star of the show. Star and Stripe, they love the snow.
(All of a sudden, the door opens revealing Kevin Aegir.)
Kevin: What are you doing in my hotel room?
Jupiter: Uh, this isn't your room, it's me and Luna's room.
Kevin: Who's Luna?
Jupiter: She's in the bathroom taking a bath.
(Meanwhile, it cuts to Luna who is resting in the tub.)
Luna: Ah! This is the life.
Kevin: Excuse me, are you Luna?
Luna: Yes sir, you're housekeeping, right?
Kevin: No, I'm someone who booked this room.
Luna: Excuse me what? Someone else gave us the room.
Kevin: Gosh darn it. Someone confused me yet again.
Luna: We're very sorry sir, we didn't know this was your hotel.
Kevin: That's alright, we all get mixed up.
Luna: Kevin?
Kevin: How did you know my name?
Luna: Uh, our pet ferret told us about you.
Kevin: Oh yeah. What can I do for you?
Luna: Can you step out of the room so I can get dressed?
Kevin: Yes, of course.
Jupiter: So, what do you usually do here?
Kevin: Basically, I'm here watching TV, paying my taxes online and more.
Jupiter: What shows do you watch?
Kevin: One of my favorite childhood shows of all time. Tank Yankers.
Clyde: What's Tank Yankers?
Kevin: Did that ferret just talk?
Jupiter: Yes, he does.
Kevin: Okay. Tank Yankers is about the best army fails of all time. Like this one for example.
(An army ranger walks over to his desk and sits down on a thumbtack on his chair.)
(Kevin Aegir laughs)
Clyde: I don't get how that's funny. That man got hurt in the butt.
Kevin: I know. It depends on how you view it.
(The next army fail shows 3 men launching missiles, and one of the missiles are filled with sand. The army man sneezes rockets from his nose.)
(Jupiter, Kevin and Clyde laugh.)
Luna: What a good bath. Hey, what's so funny?
Jupiter: Oh hey, we were watching this very funny show called Tank Yankers.
Luna: Tank Yankers? My favorite!
(Luna hops onto a bed.)
(The third army fail shows most of the female soldiers burping while marching.)
Luna (Confused): That's disgusting.
Kevin: How so?
Luna: Don't you see them? They're burping.
Kevin: Well that's the point.
Luna: Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
(Meanwhile, back in Luna's city, police are investigating Luna's school.)
Police Officer: Mam, I'm afraid that Luna and Jupiter are not in either of these places.
Principal Knox: Ugh! Well they could be anywhere here in the USA.
Police Officer: The USA you say? We'll send international police across neighborhoods.
Principal Knox: Don't worry Lauren, we'll find them. I promise.
(Back in the hotel.)
Kevin: I wonder what's on the news.
(Kevin changes channel.)
News Reporter: Police say 2 kids have gone missing. Teachers of their schools say that one skipped school and one didn't go to school. If you find these kids, you'll be awarded 20,000 dollars.
Kevin: Guys, that's you. You need to head back to the airport.
Luna and Jupiter: (Gasps) We can't. We don't want go to jail because we skipped school and then there will be lots of massive issues, please don't tell the police!
Kevin: Ok, settle down. I understand your frustration. We'll just keep away from your hometown for a few days.
Luna and Jupiter: Phew!
Kevin: What we're gonna do is go on a cross country road trip doing stuff.
Luna: Road trip! Hoo hoo!
Jupiter: But how are we gonna get transportation?
Kevin: Follow me!
(Get Smart theme plays)
(Luna, Jupiter, Kevin and Clyde take an elevator down to a secret room.)
(Music stops)
Kevin: Welcome to my secret garage.
Luna: You have an arcade here?
Kevin: Yep, any game you see here is playable. Except Polybius!
Luna: Why not Polybius?
Kevin: Trust me, I've heard a lot of strange legends of the game. Don't play it.
Luna: Well ok.
Jupiter: Are we going now?
Kevin: Yes Jupiter. Come on Luna.
Luna: Coming!
Luna: So what fun activities do we have planned Kevin?
Kevin: Good question. Here's a list.
Luna: Let's see. Go out for pizza, visit a big mall, go hiking, swimming at a water-park, camping etc etc. Well, all that sounds like fun.
Kevin: Well we haven't got a moment to lose.
(Kevin starts car and uses remote to open garage door.)
(Don't Bring Me Down by Electric Light Orchestra plays.)
(In a montage, Luna, Jupiter, Kevin and Clyde are at a pizza place eating delicious pizza and then they go to a big mall and discover stores like a music store, book store, and pet store.)
(Music stops as Kevin's car goes through a freeway.)
Luna: You know Kevin, I'm having a good time with you. It's like you could be our uncle.
Kevin: Ha ha ha ha! Boy I wish I could but I used to have another family.
Luna: What happened to them?
Kevin: (Starts getting a tear in his eye) Could we talk about that another time?
Luna: Ok.
Kevin: Thanks. So, who's up for hiking?
Clyde: Well, hiking is on your to do list.
Kevin: I know. It's just I like spending time with you both.
Jupiter: That makes sense. Here we are.
(Trunk opens)
Kevin: Okay, let's get our sunscreen on since it's kind of sunny today.
(Gray clouds appear in the sky.)
Luna: Not anymore.
Kevin: Well this sunscreen is a story for another time.
(Luna, Jupiter, Kevin and Clyde all walk down a big path.)
Luna: (Yodels the Indiana Jones theme.)
(Later on, Jupiter, Kevin and Clyde join in on singing.)
Kevin: You know Luna, you sure have a way of singing and yodeling.
Luna: Yep, I've done some choir before in my 1st grade class.
Jupiter: Close, you attend kindergarten.
Luna: Oh yeah. I must say, the cloudy weather is perfect. It looks realistic.
Jupiter: Where does this trail lead us to?
Kevin: You'll see.
(Luna, Jupiter, Kevin and Clyde arrive at the top of a cliff.)
Luna: Woah!
(In the distance, we can see a waterfall.)
Luna: It's, gorgeous!
Kevin: This is where the trail leads us to.
Clyde: Now I wanna go swimming.
Luna: Clyde, we're gonna go swimming. But at a water park.
Jupiter: Hey look!
(Luna, Kevin and Clyde look down.)
Jupiter: It's a bear!
Kevin: Yep. That's an american black bear.
Luna: Looks like Winnie The Pooh ditched his red shirt to get a black tan.
Kevin: Don't say that in front of me.
Luna: Ok.
Jupiter: Can we go pet the bear?
Clyde: No!
Jupiter: Why not?
Kevin: Because bears are intended to be dangerous. Never approach a bear unless absolutely necessary.
Ranger Lacey: You are right sir.
Luna: Who are you?
Ranger Lacey: I'm Ranger Lacey and I work here at this hiking trail. Bears can attack you if you are not calm.
Jupiter: Well how can we survive an attack like that?
Ranger Lacey: Very simple. All you have to do is stay quiet or pretend to play dead.
Kevin: Good advice mam. Come on guys, It's water park time.
Luna: Have a good day Lacey!
Ranger Lacey: And to you too.
(Meanwhile, we encounter a stadium surrounded by air.)
Arkillio: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. This show that's coming in 3 days better be successful.
Luna's Mother: What are you gonna do with us sir?
Arkillio: Don't worry, I'm not gonna give you a list. You'll have to figure it out for yourself. Now if you excuse me, I got lunch break to attend.
Luna's Father: Dear lord!
Luna's Mother: What is it?
Luna's Father: I think this is what Arkillio is planning to do to us. He's gonna launch a death beam and zap us to dust.
Luna's Mother: Somebody has got to stop that thing. I don't want to die.
Luna's Father: I don't know honey. It might be worse than we think.
(Meanwhile on the freeway.)
Luna: It's quiet.
(Luna looks at the road.)
Luna: Too quiet.
Kevin: Wanna listen to some tunes?
Luna: Sure.
(Kevin turns on the car radio.)
Luna: Oh my gosh! I love this song.
Kevin: So do I.
(Luna and Kevin jam out and sing to War by Edwin Starr.)
Clyde: Hey! We're here!
Kevin: Do you guys have swimsuits?
Luna: Yep.
Kevin: Then let's go.
(Meanwhile, back at Arkillio's lair.)
Arkillio: How are things going mate?
Worker: Oh, it's going good. In 3 days, we'll make sure your show goes well.
Arkillio: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Good!
(Arkillio looks at 2 workers on the computer.)
Arkillio: Hey!
2 Workers: Yes sir!
Arkillio: Stop getting bored and finish working.
2 Workers: Sir yes sir!
Arkillio: And so it begins.
(Meanwhile, Luna, Kevin, Jupiter and Clyde are entering the water park.)
Luna: Wow! This water park is amazing.
Jupiter: It's incredible.
Clyde: It's awesome. No one hasn't even noticed me.
Kevin: Alright, let's get changed.
Jupiter: Where are my swim trunks?
Kevin: Right here! And Luna....
Luna: Eek! Don't look, I'm changing!
Kevin: Sorry, just trying to offer you your swimsuit.
Luna: Oh, thanks!
Kevin: Ugh, kids these days.
Luna: Pardon?
Kevin: Oh nothing, just trying to get a memory out of my head.
Luna: Ok, I've got my swimsuit on.
Jupiter: I've got my swimsuit on too.
Luna: Hey look! A diving board!
Kevin: Ready for a high diving experience?
Luna: Yeah!
(Luna, Jupiter, Kevin and Clyde climb up to the diving board.)
Kevin: (Blows out breathe 2 times.) Here we go. Cannonball!
Luna: Ansa Guda!
Jupiter: South America!
Clyde: Woo hoo!
(Both rise up from the water.)
Kevin: Didn't I tell you we'd have fun guys?
Jupiter: We should do this again sometime!
Kevin: Maybe we could.
Luna: I feel itchy. Let me scratch myself. Wait a minute!
(Luna's swimsuit is in the bottom of the pool.)
Luna: (Screams)
Kevin: Luna, what's wrong?
Luna: My swimsuit fell off!
Kevin: Not to fear.
(Kevin goes underwater to retrieve the swimsuit.)
Kevin: Ah! Here ya go.
Luna: Thanks.
(Luna puts her swimsuit back on.)
Luna: Next time I'll just dive through the edge of the pool.
Kevin: Good idea.
Jupiter: Clyde, have you decided that you're done swimming?
Clyde: Yeah, it's kind of cold.
Luna: Well, if you go underwater, you begin warming up.
Clyde: That still doesn't help.
(Whistle blows)
Lifeguard: Hey you weasel, shoo shoo!
Luna: Hey! He's not a weasel, he's a ferret.
Lifeguard: Don't they both look-a-like?
Kevin: Well obviously, that ferret wasn't doing anything wrong. He's calm, and he's friendly.
Lifeguard: Fine, but don't let anyone tell my boss about this.
Luna: Why?
Lifeguard: Cause then I'll get fired.
Luna: Oh ok.
Luna: I'm gonna go on the waterslide.
Kevin: Are you sure you can handle that?
Luna: Yep.
(Luna walks up the stairs to the waterslide.)
Waterslide Worker: Please go near the measure board to check your size.
Luna: Hey, I'm tall enough to go on here.
Waterslide Worker: Please keep your arms on your chest at all time. Enjoy the slide.
(Luna shouts wee while sliding down.)
(Luna goes underwater and rises up.)
Luna: That was amazing.
(Luna's stomach rumbles)
Luna: I'm hungry. Hey Kevin! Can we take a bit of a lunch break?
Kevin: Sure!
(Luna, Jupiter, Kevin and Clyde walk down a hallway with their normal outfits on.)
Luna: (Gasps)
(A poster claims that Luna and Jupiter are wanted.)
Luna: Oh no! We carried it too far by skipping school.
Kevin: Well, we will pick up some fast food on the way to a campground.
(Meanwhile, an employee at the snack bar is whistling while on his phone. He looks at the exit and sees Luna and Jupiter. He then rings up the police.)
Snack Bar Cashier: Hello, police? I think I found the 2 children who skipped school.
Luna: Kevin?
Kevin: Yes Luna?
Luna: How come skipping school is bad?
Kevin: That's a good question. Because you need to be provided with education most weekdays and skipping school is a crime. That's the answer to your question.
(Kevin starts the car up)
Luna: Next up, camping.
Kevin: Exactly. Quick, let's get out of here before the cops see us.
(Back in the water park, police search for Luna and Jupiter.)
Police Man: Did you see where they went?
Snack Bar Cashier: They went out the door presuming they went home.
Police Man: Did you see which car they got in?
Snack Bar Cashier: No, I can't get out of this place unless I'm on break.
Police Man: This is Jeff Raymond, they are not in the water park. I need you to remind all the other officers.
(We transition to Kevin's car.)
(Kevin's car slows down.)
Kevin: Aw nuts, gas is low. 
Luna: Is there a gas station nearby?
Kevin: No need for that, I always keep a gas tank in my trunk.
Luna: Sweet.
Kevin: Do me a favor and let me know if the meter reaches 100.
Luna: Is it possible to learn that power?
Kevin: Just do the best you can.
Luna: Ok....
(The gas meter reaches 100)
Luna: It's at 100.
Kevin: Excellent. Let's go.
(A time card says 3 minutes later)
Luna: There's.... something I should do.
Kevin: What's that Luna?
Luna: I should video call my principal.
(Luna dials her principal.)
Principal Knox: Hmm.... it's no use prevaricating about the bush, but luckily, our missing students will return.
(Video call rings)
Principal Knox: I think that's Luna.
Luna: Hello Principal Knox.
Principal Knox: Luna, where the heck have you been? You've freaked our entire neighborhood out with you and Jupiter's disappearance.
Luna: Put me on the projector and I'll tell the assembly why!
Principal Knox: Ok.
Luna: People of my city, don't be alarmed. The main reason I and Jupiter skipped school is because we're looking for our family. They disappeared to an unknown place, true story.
Principal Knox: We understand your story. How come you didn't tell us?
Luna: The security cameras were off and if I told you I was going to find my family, you'd say that I can find my family after school.
Principal Knox: I see. Thanks for your reasons, you can go now.
(Luna stops video call.)
Luna: A call well done I guess.
Kevin: You did good.
(Luna begins to grow tears)
Kevin: What's wrong?
Luna: Will we have to go back to our hometown? We were having a good time!
Kevin: Don't cry! We're still gonna have so much fun. 
Luna: We are?
Kevin: Yeah. Who's up for camping?
Jupiter: I am!
Luna: I am too!
Kevin: Well let's go!
(Meanwhile, back at Arkillio's lair.)
Arkillio: I'm back! Did you happen to look at my things to do with you?
Luna's Father: Nope, we were just worrying to ourselves about death.
Arkillio: Good.
Luna's Mother: Can we at least get something to eat?
Arkillio: Fine. But come back to the cage when you're finished.
(Luna's parents leave the room.)
Arkillio: Every molecule will be my passion for success.
Luna's Father: Phew, we're out of there. Now, let's find a way to get out of here.
Luna's Mother: Hey look, sticky gloves and boots. 
Luna's Father: Good, let's quietly grab it and go find our children.
Arkillio: Mmm..... that's some good coffee mate.
Ronald Molang: Thank you, did the best I could to make it the way you like it.
Arkillio: And I appreciate it.
Ronald Molang: Since you're terminating this husband and wife, what will happen if they have kids?
Arkillio: That's a story for another time.
(Back on the road, Luna, Jupiter, Kevin and Clyde are still in the car.)
Luna: Are we nearly there yet?
Kevin: Almost. 
Clyde: What would happen if a bear came out?
Luna: That's very scary.
Kevin: Exactly.
(Luna's phone rings.)
Luna: Hello?
Luna's Mother: Hey Luna!
Luna: (Gasps) It's mom. Are you ok?
Luna's Mother: Yes I am.
Luna: What in the world happened to you?
Luna's Mother: A big laser came and took us to the lair of someone named Arkillio.
Luna: Did you escape?
Luna's Mother: Yep.
Luna: That's good. Talk to you later.
Luna's Mother: Bye bye.
Kevin: So, how's your mother?
Luna: She's fine. Just fine.
(A news report is heard on the radio.)
Man On Radio: Breaking news!
Luna: Turn it up!
Man On Radio: 2 kids named Luna and Jupiter have had their disappearance reasons revealed. It appears to be that their parents have disappeared, so they ditched school to go searching for them. If anyone is an officer, ask them if they are okay if you see them.
Luna: Boy I hope they aren't going to send me, Jupiter and Clyde to jail.
Kevin: It's okay Luna, if we see an officer, they'll come to us and check on you.
Man On Radio: There's more to come. We now return to your local music station.
Luna: Hey..... something's making me confused.
Kevin: What's that Luna?
Luna: You know how we're doing all this stuff like you're like the next best father in the world? I mean, think of it. We went to a pizza place, visited the mall, went hiking and visited a water park. Are you perhaps a rich person?
Kevin: Uh yeah, sort of rich.
Luna: How come you became so rich?
Kevin: I've been saving up a whole lot of money since I was 7 years old. And in case you ask. I am about 35.
(Kevin stops the car at a toll meaning that they are at the campsite.)
Kevin: Cabin for 4 please.
Luna's Friends: Welcome Home, Luna! 
(Luna's friends cheer and applaud)
Luna: Aw, thank you, guys.
Post Credit scene:
Taliban: This ain't over yet. I am going to rule the world the explosive way! Buahahahahahahaha!
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