Take My Life In A Completely Different Direction

== Plot ==
As Bowman sits in his girlfriend's apartment, he decides to take his life in a completely different direction. He starts small by wearing his robe backwards and soon moves up to infuriating his girlfriend. He is also on a quest to find oregano so that he may finish cooking delicious meatballs to improve his favorability with his girlfriend.
Bowman week is the first week of october. It's true.
== Characters ==
* Bowman
The foolish protagonist of the story. He wears an Arthur Dent robe emblazoned with the words "DON'T PANIC".
* Tavia
Bowman's girlfriend. She suffers from some bizarre, wolfman-esque version of night terrors.
* DimJim
DimJim is the locksmith Bowman calls at the beginning of the adventure. Bowman flashes him and somehow convinces him that he had imagined the flashing due to his latent homosexual desires.
== Tropes Used ==
Arson And Ingestion
Photoventure
That NOUN Looks IMPORTANT
Category:Adventures
Category:Bowman Adventures
Category:MSPAFA Award Winners