Gal Pal Getawaycation/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Gal Pal Getawaycation".
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(The episode starts with Poppy, Holly, and Val driving the Dune Huggy. We see that they have a serious look on their faces.)
Val: OK. Confession time, guys. (She stops the Dune Huggy and gets out.) We are not really responding to an emergency hug distress call.
Poppy: We’re not?! (She and Holly get out of the Dune Huggy.)
Holly: But what about the abandoned Cuddle Pup farm runnin’ dangerously low on snuggles?!
Val: Made it up.
Poppy and Holly: Oh.
Holly: That actually makes sense.
Poppy: I know. I was like, “Who in the world would gather Cuddle Pups on a farm and not snuggle them?!”
Val: (Giving Poppy a book) Here’s what we’re really doing.
Poppy: “Poppy, Holly, and Val’s gal pal getawaycation”? (gasps) Val. You planned us a girl’s trip.
Holly: You, miss “I love mayhem, chaos is epic?” (She lets out a guttural scream.)
Val: Uh, it’s not big. All I did was spend like, 14 hours exploring the library’s travel section till I sort of came across a brochure for this picturesque cabin in the woods. Or whatever.
Poppy and Holly: What?!
Val: Yeah. And then I just kind of threw together a breakdown of all the activities we can do there, canoeing, hiking, etc., all color coded according to like, each of our unique interests.
Poppy and Holly: What?!
Val: And then I was like, “Duh, they’re gonna need stuff to wear.” So I just sort of snuck into your pods while you were out and packed you both weekend bags. I don’t know. (She takes out a remote and presses a button. The Dune Huggy’s trunk opens and reveals the girls’ bags.)
Poppy and Holly: (excited) WHAT?!
Val: (Putting the remote away) Well, yeah. I mean, becoming BFFs with you two, it’s… it’s changed my whole life. So I guess I wanted to find a way to celebrate it.
Poppy and Holly: Aw!
Val: Uh, like I said, no big. Now… (She jumps back into the Dune Huggy.) … What do you say we get to that cabin?
Poppy and Holly: We say… (They jump back into the Dune Huggy.) BEST GAL PAL GETAWAYCATION EVER!!! (The Dune Huggy drives off. Soon, the girls see that the cabin is in ruins. A log falls off it.)
Val: Whoa. Looks like nobody’s been out here for a while. (She opens the door to the cabin.) Oh, man. Guys, I’m so sorry. This isn’t what I was expecting at all. (sighs) We don’t have to stay in this heap.
Holly: Whoa, whoa, heap? What heap?
Poppy: There’s no heap. Who said heap? This is exactly how a cabin in the woods is supposed to be.
Holly: Yeah, it’s rustic.
Poppy: Ooh, rustic. That’s exactly the word. Rustic.
Val: You’re sure you want to stay here?
Poppy: Rustic, Val.
Holly: Rus-tic.
Both: Mm-hm.
Val: OK, then. I’ll get our stuff. (She leaves the cabin and closes the door. A branch falls from above, scaring Poppy and Holly.)
Poppy and Holly: Aah!
Holly: Poppy, this cabin is not rustic. (The floor crumbles underneath her.) It’s a heap.
Poppy: Shh, shh, shh. I know. (She helps Holly up with her hair and moves the branch away.) But we can’t let Val know that. She worked really hard on planning this for us. (She covers the hole with a rug.) I’m just so touched by her thoughtfulness. This is such a huge step down in her growth and I don’t want her getting discouraged.
Holly: True. If we don’t have a good time, it’ll break her little hardcore heart so bad she might never try somethin’ like this again.
Poppy: Exactly. Whatever happens, Val has to believe this was the greatest getawaycation ever. Besides, this cabin might be OK. (She walks over to some window curtains.) Maybe if we just let in some sunlight. (She opens the curtains and two Grossums are seen. They make noises, making Poppy and Holly scream and run away.) What do we do?! What do we do?! What do we do?! (Later, she, Holly, and Val are riding a canoe down a river.)
Holly: Well, this is just about perfect. Hey, Val?
Val: Yeah. Sticking with the cabin was the best move. Thanks for having me back again.
Holly: Oh, stop!
Poppy: We should be thanking you, Val.
Val: No, I mean it. You two were always there for me, no matter what pops up. (Suddenly, the canoe springs a leak. Poppy covers it with one of her hands.) It’s like it doesn’t matter if it’s a small problem. (Another leak springs in the canoe and Holly covers it.) Or a really big problem… (A big leak appears in the canoe and Poppy covers it with her hair.) … like a million things could go wrong. (Many more leaks appear in the canoe. Poppy and Holly cover them with their hands and hair.) But you two are always there. (The canoe begins to crack.) Helping me hold things together. (The canoe breaks in half. Holly holds the pieces with her hoofs and grabs Poppy’s hand.)
Poppy: Hm. That’s what we’re here for!
Holly: We love you, sugar! (The canoe reaches the bridge.)
Val: That’s done. (She jumps off the canoe.) Who wants s’mores?
Poppy: (Still struggling with Holly) Oh, boy! (The canoe starts sinking.)
Holly: Save some for me! (Soon, she, Poppy, and Val are at a campfire.)
Val: You know, if you went over there, the brochure says you can pick some fresh Marshtatoes from a, quote, “adorable garden, burgeoning with happy little sunflowers.” (She gives the brochure to Poppy and Holly.)
Poppy and Holly: Aw! (They go to the garden.)
Holly: Uh… Poppy? (Poppy stops looking at the brochure and sees that the garden is overgrown. The two Trolls gasp.)
Val: (offscreen) Everything OK over there?
Poppy: Uh… yeah, Val! All good here. (chuckles) What happened to the happy little sunflowers?! (She and Holly start looking around the old garden.) Oh, man. I don’t see any Marshtatoes. Just weed. Weed, Poison Blue-ack. Weed. Wait, Poison Blue-ack?! (She sees that her arm is tied up in Poison Blue-ack and it turns blue and swells up. She gasps in shock and her other arm turns blue and swells up.) AAAAAAH!
Holly: (Looking at a vine) Oh, Poppy! I found a whole mess of Marshtatoes. (As she tries to pull the vine, a giant sunflower pops up.) Uh… I also may have found them happy little sunflowers. They may have grown into the big mean sunflowers! (The sunflower roars at Poppy and Holly, making them scream. Val is making s’mores while singing at the campfire. The sunflower has Holly wrapped in its vines. Poppy tries to fight it off to save Holly, but ends up being grabbed. Val is still relaxing at the campfire. A squirrel chirps and goes to Val who laughs. Poppy and Holly are about to get eaten by the sunflower. Finally, they manage to run back to Val. We see that their hair is messy.)
Both: Hey.
Val: Whoa. You guys OK?
Poppy: Of course. (laughs)
Holly: Let’s toast those taters, y’all. (She throws a Marshtato to Val, but she fails to catch it and it falls into the campfire.)
Val: Oh, dang. Can you grab one more Marshtato for me?
Poppy and Holly: Uh… (Later, Poppy is trying to get water out of a pipe.)
Poppy: Huh? (The pipe breaks and a geyser springs, taking Poppy with it. As the holiday continues, Poppy, Holly, and Val sing A Perfect Getaway.)
(Poppy)
Everything is amazing
Everything is going just as planned
(Holly)
Oh, oh, oh, whoa
(Poppy)
Isn’t it just crazy how vacationing can be so grand?
(Poppy and Holly)
I think we found the perfect getaway
Get away, get, get away, yeah
I think we found the perfect getaway
Get away, get, get away, yeah
(All)
Isn’t it so exciting? 
It’s like a dream come true 
This is the perfect place
And almost perfect trio, too
I can’t, can’t, can’t contain it
I love our big vacay
We found the perfect spot to have a perfect getaway (That night, an exhausted Poppy and Holly are lying on their beds. They sigh in relief.)
Val: What a great day. I’m so stoked over how will this trip is going. (She puts her blanket over her.) I don’t even know how I’m going to fall asleep. 
Holly: Yep. It’s goin’ great.
Poppy: Thanks to all that planning you did, Val.
Val: Meh. No big. (She goes to sleep and starts snoring. Poppy and Holly gasp.)
Holly: Hot dang, Poppy girl! We did it!
Poppy: Yeah. She never suspected that anything was wrong. We’ve just got to make it through tomorrow. And as far as Val knows, the getawaycation will be a smashing success.
Both: Yeeeaaah!
Holly: ‘Kay. Better get some shut eye. (She puts her blanket over her.) Good night, sugar.
Poppy: Good night, Holly. (She puts her blanket over her and uses her hair to turn off the light. Suddenly, the ceiling starts to crack.)
Holly: Uh, Poppy, did that sound like the structural integrity of the cabin givin’ out to you? ‘Cause… (chuckles) … it sure sounded like the structural integrity of the cabin givin’ out to me. (The cabin breaks from its branch and Poppy and Holly scream as it falls. Val is still sleeping. Poppy uses her hair to grab the branch to save the cabin. Holly grabs Poppy’s feet with her hair.)
Poppy: (grunts) Please tell me Val is still asleep! (Holly looks inside the cabin and sees that Val is still asleep.)
Holly: Well, yeah, but, Poppy, if the cabin falls, she’s probably goin’ to figure out that this vacation ain’t goin’ so great!
Poppy: Fair point!  (She starts pulling on the branch.) Pull! (The branch her hair is holding starts to break.)
Holly: Poppy, it’s too heavy for the two of us!
Poppy: I know! But if we wake Val up, she’ll the trip is a disaster! Holly, we can’t let that happen!
Holly: Agreed! We have to do this for her. No matter what unfolds, we will make sure Val does not wake up! (Suddenly, the branch breaks and Poppy and Holly scream while falling with the cabin.)
Both: VAL! WAKE UUUUUUUP!!! (Val wakes up and hears them screaming.)
Val: Huh? (She jumps out, grabs Poppy and Holly, and uses her hair as a parachute. The cabin falls hard on the ground and breaks. Val lands Poppy and Holly softly on the ground.)
All: Phew. (The sunflower wakes up and roars at them. The girls scream and run away. They stop running and look at the destroyed cabin.)
Val: Wow. So this cabin really is a heap?
Poppy: What? Pfft. No, it’s just rustic.
Holly: Really, really, rustic. (The cabin falls apart even more. Poppy and Holly sigh sadly.) We’re so sorry, sugar. We know how hard you worked puttin’ together this trip for us, and we’re just so proud of how much it shows you’ve grown.
Poppy: Yeah. The last thing we wanted was for you to get discouraged and give up.
Val: Oh. Well, that’s ridiculous.
Poppy and Holly: Huh?
Val: Guys, I’m not going to throw in the towel on all my personal growth just because of one bad weekend.
Poppy: You mean that?
Val: Well, yeah. Look, the kind of change that I’ve experienced from living in TrollsTopia and becoming your friend. It’s not like changing my hairstyle where I get tired of it one day and move on. I believe it’s here to stay. And you should, too. And you know, if you just told me this place was a heap, we could have used my other scrapbook. (She gives another scrapbook to Poppy.)
Poppy: “Gal pal getawaycation 2”?!
Holly: Val, you planned an alternative gal pal trip?!
Val: Ah, I don’t know. I just sort of meticulously laid out every detail of a backup weekend at a luxury spa, just in case. I figured it’s the kind of thing my BFFs would do.
Poppy and Holly: Aw!
Val: So what do you say?
Poppy and Holly: We say… (The next morning, they drive off in the Dune Huggy.)
All: BEST GAL PAL GETAWAYCATION BACKUP EVER!!! (A roar from the sunflower is heard. The girls scream because they accidentally brought it.)
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