Queen Perfect of the PrettyUwUWings

some of ya'll might find this offensive btw since it mentions disorder faking- so just a warning but this is just a joke plz dont kill me
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Queen Perfect is a female (but not like other girls uwu) PrettyUwUWing and, like, the queen of the whole world. But she's not like other girls. And she wears size 13 Nikes. MEN'S. Beat that you bi-
==appearance==
broooooo when i tell you she pretty like i ain't lying cuz like pffffffttttt....
LIKE BOI there is not a single speck of dirt or dust on her. her scales are like bright rainbow that it's so gay- i mean, what??? she is pretty with pink eyes and like nothing wrong with her body.
VERY PRETTY!!!!!1111!!!!11111111!!1!!!
==personality uwu==
her personality is so adhd bc that's OBVIOUSLY a personality trait and NOT a neurodevelopment disorder. Nope. Why would you think that? TIKTOK DID NOT MAKE ME THIS WAY HOW COULD YOU SAY OMG YOU'RE GONNA CANCELED!!!11!!!11!!!! *has a tic attack and f*cking dies* 
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You saw nothing shut up. she is like super perfect but like whyyyyy i dont wanna beeeeeee oh the struggles of beign friggin amazin amiright??? lolololololol yessssss girlllllllllllll *weird quirky noises*
===historie (omg so sad viewer discertion advised!1!!1111111!!111!)===
so like when perfect was born her parents didn't like her bc she was so, so perfect and they were like yeah no lol we want money so you gpoing to be a child model huejdilofswud
did i tell ya'll about the time she came out as semibisexual and her parents told her to stop like omg so SEMIBIPHOBIC OMG OMG TRAUMAAAAAAAA 
so like she eventually ran away from home and got ran over my a friggin car. because dragons have cars. and then she died. but, like, the power of her awesomeness resurrrectididided (im an amazing speller) her. then like the clouds parted and were like, "AYOOOOOO PERFECT YOU'RE LIKE THE DESTINED QUEEN OF THE PRETTYUWUWINGS AND SOME STUFFFFFF." 
so she fulfilled the prophecy and is now queen of the prettyuwuwings and also assassin just bc and killed her parents and too many boyfriends and EVERYONE LOVES HER AND SO POPULAR AHHH 
also her: everyone's against me... *cries in corner*
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