Pups Save a Soapbox Derby/Transcript

This article is a transcript of the PAW Patrol episode "Pups Save a Soapbox Derby" from Season 7, which premiered on July 10, 2020 in the United States and on August 8, 2020 in Canada.
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11:47 Alex: 	This is awesome! I can’t wait to try out my new soapbox racer.
11:51 Mr. Porter: 	It’s a pretty slick car.
11:54 Rocky: 	(Ruff) Screwdriver.
11:59 Rocky: 	Steering wheel is good to go.
12:01 Ryder: 	Great! Time to put on some cool wheels.
12:05 Skye: 	Ready to roll. (Laughing)
12:07 Rocky: 	I’ll attach them.
12:11 Rubble: 	Hey, what happened to the motor?
12:14 Ryder: 	Soapbox racers don’t have motors or use any kind of extra power.
12:18 Alex: 	You can only go as fast as you can roll down a hill.
12:21 Marshall: 	But you can still look fast… oh-oh, this is really sticky. And tickly (sneeze).
12:31 Everyone: 	(laughing)
12:32 Mayor Goodway: 	Come along, Chickaletta. We don’t want to be late for the race.
12:37 Chickaletta: 	(clucking)
12:39 Rubble: 	Bow wowsers! Look at it shine!
12:42 Alex: 	I know! I can’t wait to win that trophy!
12:45 Alex: 	(Gets into the car)
12:47 Everyone: 	Here we go!
12:50 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, I can’t wait to win that trophy.
12:56 Mayor Humdinger: 	Come on, kitties. Let’s build my soapbox racer (angry laughter).
13:01 Cat Rocky: 	(meowing)
13:02 Mayor Humdinger: 	Help me cover the kitty carrier and this booster rocket.
13:06 Cat Skye: 	(meowing)
13:07 Mayor Humdinger: 	Don’t be so judgy! Using a rocket is not cheating! It’s…guaranteed winning.
13:14: 	(assembling the machine)
13:21 Mayor Humdinger: 	Phew, easy. Now wheel in the wheels.
13:28 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ah, enough fooling around! I don’t want to be late to the starting line.
13:32 Cat Rocky: 	(meowing)
13:33 Mayor Humdinger: 	Yes, I know this race is kids only. Trust me, I’ve got that covered (laughter)
13:42 (music): 	♪
13:46 Mr. Porter: 	Pizza! Get your race pizza here!
13:50 Mr. Porter: 	(throws a slice of pizza into the air)
13:53 Mr. Porter: 	Whoa, best seat in the house Mr. Gull.
13:56: 	(beep)
14:00 Mayor Humdinger: 	Yo yo yo, fellow young people. I’m Humkid, the biggest baddest kid in town!
14:06 Ryder and the pups: 	Huh?
14:07 Skye: 	Who is that?
14:08 Marshall: 	I’ve never seen him before.
14:10 Mayor Goodway: 	Hello, Adventure Bay racers! And…newcomer? Is everyone excited for the big soapbox derby?
14:18: 	(crowd noise)
14:21 Mayor Goodway: 	Okay! Just a reminder. This is a no engines, no rockets, no motor race.
14:28 Mayor Goodway: 	Now on your marks… Get set!
14:31: 	(silence)
14:34 Mayor Goodway: 	Go!
14:35 Chickaletta: 	(stands with a flag)
14:37 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, it’s okay, Chickaletta. Mommy’s got this. On your marks get set go!
14:41: 	(the sound of a siren)
14:46: 	(Applause)
14:50 Marshall: 	This could be a long race.
14:54 Alex: 	Whoo-hoo-hoo!
14:56 Danny: 	I don’t even sleep this slow! (a turtle is walking nearby) Ah!
15:05 Alex: 	I’m winning! I can’t believe, I’m winning!
15:07 Ryder and the pups: 	Go, racers!
15:10 Alex: 	Who-hoo! Best day ever!
15:14 Mayor Humdinger: 	Time to kick this race into high gear, or should I say, boost it! (laughter) Booster rocket!
15:24 Mayor Humdinger: 	I’m going so fa-a-ast, bro!
15:28 Danny and the pups: 	I’m going so slo-o-o-o-ow!
15:32 Mayor Humdinger: 	Yeah, we’re out of my way!
15:35 Mayor Humdinger: 	(catching up with Alex)
15:40 Mayor Humdinger: 	Woopsy, ha-ha-ha!
15:43 Alex: 	We-he-heeee! Now this is really fun!
15:49 Mayor Humdinger: 	(laughter)
15:52: 	(crowd gasp in shock)
15:54 Chase: 	I think Alex and the Humkid need our help. They’re going too fast!
15:58 Ryder: 	They sure are, but no soapbox racers too fast, no pup is too small.
16:05 Ryder: 	PAW Patrol, to the PAW Patroller!
16:07 Pups: 	Ryder needs us.
16:11 Marshall: 	Whoa-a-a-a-a-o!
16:16 Chase: 	Look out!
16:17 Marshall: 	Whoa-a-a-a-a-o!
16:20 Marshall: 	Sorry, pups. I wheel-y did it this time.
16:24 Pups: 	(laugthing)
16:26 (music): 	♪
16:36 Chase: 	PAW Patrol, ready for action, Ryder sir!
16:44 Ryder: 	Thanks for hustling pups. Something strange is going on with Humkid’s car and its knocked Alex off the track.
16:48 Skye: 	Oh, no! I hope nobody gets hurt.
16:51 Ryder: 	We make sure they don’t!
16:52 Ryder: 	For this mission, I’ll need… Zuma. I need you to use the soft bumpers on your hovercraft to bounce Alex back into the race.
17:00 Zuma: 	Let’s dive in!
17:02 Ryder: 	And Chase! I need you to use your net to slow down Humkid.
17:06 Chase: 	Chase is on the case!
17:08 Ryder: 	All right! PAW Patrol is on a roll!
17:12 Pups: 	(barking)
17:14 (Music): 	(Deployment sequence for Zuma and Chase)
17:51 Alex: 	Wow! Everything’s going by so fast!
17:57 Alex: 	(the steering wheel breaks) A-ah!
17:59 Ryder: 	We got this, Alex. Zuma will get you back on track in no time!
18:08 Alex: 	A-ah!
18:09 Ryder: 	Okay Alex. Put the steering wheel back in position!
18:13 Alex: 	Got it!
18:14 Zuma: 	Now get ready to bounce!
18:19 Alex: 	Whoa-hoo! Thanks, PAW Patrol! Bye!
18:23 Ryder: 	Nice work, Zuma. I’m gonna see how Chase is doing with Humkid.
18:29: 	(crowd noise)
18:31 Mayor Humdinger: 	Booya! I’m in first place. You go home, kid. And by you, I mean me, cause I’m a kid.
18:39 Chase: 	I’m here to rescue you!
18:41 Mayor Humdinger: 	What? I don’t need to be rescued. I’m winning! Winning!!
18:46 Chase: 	Huh? Time to slow this runaway soapbox down!
18:49 Mayor Humdinger: 	Don’t even try to stop me, bro! I’ve got some trophy bling win. Turbo boost!
18:57 Chase: 	(sniffs) Something stinks… Ah, rocket fuel!
19:03: 	(The car breaks down, Humdinger ends up on a turbo rocket)
19:09 Mayor Humdinger: 	Whoa-a-o-ao! Where I am going?
19:13 Chase: 	That’s Mayor Humdinger on a rocket! He’s totally cheating!
19:18 Ryder: 	And he’s out of control. He needs our help!
19:20 Ryder: 	Skye, I need you to lift Mayor Humdinger of a rocket.
19:24 Skye: 	This puppy’s gotta fly!
19:29 Ryder: 	Rubble, use your rig to grab the runaway kitty carrier.
19:33 Rubble: 	Rubble on a double!
19:39 Danny: 	I can’t lose to a turtle. Faster!
19:46 Mayor Humdinger: 	(laugther) I just need to get over the finish line and the trophy’s mine!
19:52 Mayor Humdinger: 	Provided I’m not flattened first. A-a-a-a-a-a!
19:56 Skye: 	Uh-oh! He’s going to hit that haute goat. Mayor Humdinger, I’ll lift you off with my harness.
20:03 Mayor Humdinger: 	Soon would be good!
20:05 Skye: 	Guide your rocket around the hoodoo! Just lean!
20:08 Mayor Humdinger: 	Am I clean? Of course, I’m clean! I shower twice a month, whether I need or not.
20:13 Skye: 	I didn’t say clean. Lean!
20:16 Mayor Humdinger: 	Am I green? Sort of. This rocket ride is giving me a crummy tummy.
20:22 Skye: 	No! I said lean!
20:25 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, lean! Why didn’t you say so?
20:33 Alex: 	I’m back in the race, but I’m got to catch up.
20:37 Kitten Catastrophe Crew:	(frightened meowing in the carrier)
20:42 Ryder: 	Rubble, grab that kitty carrier with your crane.
20:45 Rubble: 	Okay, I’ll save those fast and furious little fluff-heads.
20:57 Ryder: 	It’s headed for the turtle!
21:00 Rubble: 	I got your back, uh… shell (laughter) There you go, little guys.
21:10 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, not again! Lean! Lean! Somebody save me already!
21:18 Skye: 	I can catch you, just don’t panic!
21:21 Mayor Humdinger: 	Easy for you to say! You’re are not the one on an out-of-control rocket!
21:25 Mayor Humdinger: 	Who-a-a-a-o! A-a-a-a-a-a!
21:32 Skye: 	Yes!
21:34 Mayor Humdinger: 	It’s a good thing I didn’t panic.
21:40: 	(crowd noise)
21:43 Alex: 	Later, Daring Danny!
21:45 Danny: 	That’s Daring Danny X!
21:50: 	(the sound of a siren)
21:53 Mayor Goodway: 	And it’s Alex for the win!
21:57: 	(Applause)
22:05 Danny: 	No! I lost! To a turtle? That’s so not extreme!
22:11 Mayor Goodway: 	Congratulations, Alex! You’re the Adventure Bay Soapbox racing champions!
22:18 Alex: 	Thanks, Mayor Goodway, but I couldn’t have done it without the Paw Patrol!
22:23 Ryder: 	You’re welcome! Whenever your soapbox racer goes off the track, just yelp for help!
22:28 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ah! Come along, kitties. We’re going home! So long, sore winner!
22:34 Mayor Humdinger: 	(the wheels are falling off) Oh, drat!
22:38 Everyone: 	(laughing)
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