Joy Boys/Good Ol' Magic Part 1 - Let's Go, Bungalow!

==Transcript==
The intro plays and, afterward, some noises are heard as someone sets up a microphone.
*Grey: Hi! hello, my name is Grey. Grey Whyte, probably NONE of you have heard of me but I'm an artist.
Some pictures of Grey's art pop up.
*Grey: Um, and I'm also a gamer. I play games a lot and I decided to make a show about it. Me and my best friend Dave, say hi Dave.
*Dave: Yo.
*Grey: Yeah, he's a clown. Not insulting him in the slightest, he's a clown. He paints his face to entertain children.
*Dave: He's right.
*Grey: So, Dave, what're we playing?
*Dave: A game about hot witches.
*Grey: Haha, they're twelve!
*Dave: Are they?
*Grey: Pretty sure.
*Dave: Aren't they like fifteen?
*Grey: Let's not take the risk, I don't want any controversy on our first episode.
*Dave: I'll just put the game in.
He does as the screen loads.
*Grey: Did I not put the game in? crap, guess whoever watches this has been looking at a black screen for the past minute... uh... Michael put in a picture of... bananas for the first minute of the video.
*Dave: Want me to just put the games in from now on?
*Grey: Y... that would be nice, yes...
He hits play. The title screen shows. The first cutscene starts to play and Grey skips it.
* Dave: You want to skip exposition?
* Grey: What? is that a problem?
* Dave: Did you play this game before?
* Grey: I played up till the first boss and then I lost the game.
* Dave: Lost Lost Or you just couldn't beat the first boss and quit?
* Grey: It, uh... you know what, it was a combination of the two. But, in my defense, I was, like, nine.
* Dave: Just start playing.
He moves forward in the game and a student at the school runs into frame starts attacking.
*Grey: Gah, oh my god! who is this guy, what do I do?
He throws a few attacks and dies.
*Grey: ...So, how's your day been?
*Dave: (laughs) You died by a student?!
*Grey: Okay, uh, first off... I skipped the tutorial cutscene so cut me some slack...
*Dave: Ha!
*Grey: Alright, starting over.
Grey exists the game without saving and restarts it from the beginning. The opening cutscene begins. A book opens up.
*Grey: Crap, there's no narrator. Uh... "in the far off land known as New Titania there lived a group of witches and wizards. They--"
The page turns.
* Dave: Read faster.
* Grey: Uh, "and that school was called Tattoous Academy, named after the man who founded it. One student in particular, Charlotte Painex", weird name, "was about to come face-to-face with her first big challenge, the self-defense teacher himself, Mr. Bungalow."
* Dave: Bungalow?
* Grey: What?
There's a brief moment of silence.
*Grey: Shit, I meant Lock!
Dave laughs.
*Grey: Shut up! this is your fault! you're the one that made me read fast!
*Dave: Hey, I made comedy.
*Grey: Anyway, uh, "Charlotte swore to--"
The page turns and the book closes.
*Grey: Goddamnit... you know, I know more than I did last time, but I feel like I know less...
*Dave: Ha!
In the game, Mr. Lock is shown in the gym, speaking to a large group of students.
*Mr. Lock: Okay students.
*Grey: Wow, that is not the voice I expected to come out of that face.
*Dave: Have a grudge against Aku?
*Grey: But doesn't he look like he'd be voiced by Patrick Warburton?
*Dave: Plot twist muthafucka. But I can see why you think that