Worst. Episode. Ever.

"Worst. Episode. Ever." is the second SBFW: THREE'S A CROWD short. Written primarily by AllisonLoaded alongside JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway, the short was first aired on Edgemo on August 31, 2022.
===Synopsis===
Patchy the Pirate, Potty the Parrot, " Patchy" and are stuck in a broken elevator.
===Transcript===
[The short, quirky theme song plays as a crude, rainbow-coloured logo saying “THREE’S A CROWD SHORTZ” dances to the rhythm. The short then cuts to Patchy the Pirate in an elevator with Potty the Parrot.]
Potty: Squawk, why are we in this elevator?
Patchy: Potty, I already told you. We’re trying to find the hidden treasure.
Potty: Squawk, and why would it be in an elevator?
[Patchy pulls out an ancient map.]
Patchy: The map says it should be on the fifth floor of whatever building this is.
Potty: Squawk, what building is this anyway? Also, put on some damn pants, old man!
[We see Patchy not wearing pants, with his huge cock clearly visible.]
Patchy: Why should I? 
Potty: Squawk, I’m no doctor, but I don’t think your cock should be purple.
Patchy: Why are you peekin’? Do you want to… Taste it?
[Potty squawks loudly in protest as the elevator door opens, and a version of Patchy in makeup enters.]
Joker Patchy: This elevator… reminds me of society… because I am trapped in a… box… [licks lips]
Patchy: Hello to you too.
Joker Patchy: And… uh… why is your cock… purple?
Potty: Squawk, I asked him that too, but was interrupted by-
[The elevator door rings, and in steps .]
Tom Kenny: Hey, man, put your cock away! [imitates SpongeBob’s laugh]
Patchy: MY COCK, MY RULES!
Joker Patchy: What a great metaphor for society…
Patchy: SHUT YER MOUTH!
Tom Kenny: Whoa, chill out, bro.
Patchy: [looks at Tom Kenny] Hmmmm… I swear I know you from somewhere.
Tom Kenny: I recognize that cock…
Joker Patchy: [sniffs] The cock smells a little familiar too…
Patchy: Hang on…
[Patchy rips Tom Kenny’s pants off and reveals they have the exact same cock.]
Patchy: WHAT IN THE– 
[The elevator shakes profusely as a rip in space-time opens in the elevator, swallowing everything whole, and the short ends.]
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