Endless Night Part 1

Endless Night Part 1 is the ninth episode of the second season of Super Sponge. The episode premiered on 5/31/24 and was written by Not-Joe. The next episode is Endless Night Part 2.
== Plot ==
Sandy and Super Sponge try to cure their friend who has been turned into a vampire.
== Transcript ==
(At night.)
Mr. Enzo was leaving his deli shop, and making his way to his boat, in an empty parking lot. He got inside and went to start it. But it wouldn’t start.
Mr. Enzo: “Hmm…”
He got out of his boat and walked over to the back of the vehicle, to see what’s wrong with it. 
Unexpectedly, the boat turned on by itself, and the song “Better By Myself” by Hey Violet started blasting on the radio in the boat!
Mr. Enzo: “What the heck?!”
Mr. Enzo went back around to the front of the boat and tried to open the door, but it wouldn’t fudge!
Mr. Enzo: “It’s locked!”
Just then, a figure swooped down, in front of him.
Mr. Enzo: “GAAH!”
It was Squidward as a vampire version of himself! He opened his mouth, showing the fangs he now has!
Squidward: “HISSS!!!”
He jumped at Mr. Enzo!
Just then, the scene cuts to showing nothing but the underwater night sky, somewhere else, as Mr. Enzo is heard screaming in the background…
Mr. Enzo: “AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!”
(Super Sponge intro is played.)
(The next morning…)
A woman yelled: “SOMEONE HELP US!!!”
A bunch of people were running all over the place in Downtown Bikini Bottom, completely freaking out!
Someone threw an empty boat at a streetlight! A mailman ducked for cover, as the boat and streetlight exploded above him!
Mailman (in tears): “All I wanted to do is deliver the mail today!!!”
Just then, the I.J.L.S.A. (excluding Sandy) showed up! (Super Sponge, Patrick, Miss Appear, Elastic, Mermaid Girl, and Green Harpoon!)
Mermaid Girl: “Sea Pig?!”
A short distance in front of them, Sea Pig was shown floating in the sky. Sea Pig spoke, and his voice sounded deeper than it usually does.
Sea Pig: “The old Sea Pig is no more. I’ve been… Upgraded…”
Sea Pig smiled…
Super Sponge: “Those are vampire fangs in his mouth! Dracula must have turned him into a vampire!”
Sea Pig: “HAHAHA!!!”
Sea Pig took out a laser gun and started firing at the heroes! Each of them jumped and dived off to the side, avoiding the lasers!
Green Harpoon (sarcastically): “I’ve got something I know all vampires love!”
Green Harpoon took out a sharp wooden stake and threw it into the air!
It started hurtling towards Sea Pig’s head! But right as it was about to hit him, Sea Pig held his arm out and CAUGHT THE STAKE with his fin! He threw it back at Green Harpoon! Green Harpoon stepped back, as the wooden stake crashed to the ground and broke in half!
Green Harpoon: “This creep is too powerful now!”
Sea Pig: “You think I’m powerful? Wait til you meet my new friends!”
A big cloud of smoke appeared in front of the heroes, and suddenly a bunch of skinny shadow figure-like vampires with bright yellow eyes stepped out of the fog, and began sprinting towards the heroes!
Patrick: “GAH!!!”
Super Sponge: “Patrick! Stay by my side!”
A vampire opened its mouth wide and jumped at Patrick to bite him! Super Sponge punched the vampire in its mouth, sending the vampire falling to the ground on its back, as its fangs and teeth came out of its mouth!
Super Sponge: “My best buddy is not on the menu!”
Patrick: “YEAH!!! But if I was, I would be a delicious taco!!!”
Super Sponge: “Wait wut?”
A vampire stood in front of Elastic and loudly hissed at him!
Vampire: “HISSS!!!”
Elastic stretched his arm super far in front of him, grabbed onto a different vampire behind the hissing one, and quickly pulled it towards the hissing vampire, making both vampires stumble over each other and fall to the ground!
From out of nowhere, 3 helicopters with missiles attached to them appeared in the sky, a short distance from the battle between the vampires and heroes! 
Inside each of the helicopters were pilots listening to a live audio feed of Arsenal, through ear pieces.
Pilot #1: “Hawk Gang for the Big Bad Wolf reporting.”
Arsenal: “Excellent. You see the target?”
Pilot #1: “Locked and loaded.”
In the helicopter was a small computer showing live footage of Sea Pig with a target symbol over him.
Arsenal: “Fire!!!”
Mermaid Girl looked back and saw the helicopters in the sky!
Mermaid Girl: “EVERYONE! RUN!!!”
The heroes ran off to the side, just as missiles were shot out of all 3 of the helicopters and went directly to Sea Pig, causing a big explosion where him and all of the vampires were, not killing any of them, but making Sea Pig and the vampires fall to the ground, unconscious! (They survived the missile attack because they’re vampires.)
Pilot #2: “Should we fire at the heroes next?”
Arsenal: “No, stand down, pilots. That’s not our fight… Not yet at least…”
The helicopters turned around and flew off to somewhere else…
(Bubble transition to the Hall of Heroes.)
Green Harpoon: “This vampire problem is getting out of hand!”
The team of heroes made their way into the computer room, as Sandy was already there, looking at stuff on the Hall of Heroes Super Computer.
Sandy: “I think I figured out a way to deal with all the vampires and cure Squidward.”
Super Sponge: “Cure Squidward?! How?!”
Sandy: “I was going over some security footage of the Reef and the Krusty Krab…”
Super Sponge: “I don’t remember Mr. Krabs installing security cameras at the Krusty Krab.”
Sandy: “He didn’t. I did. Anyways, what I found was interesting… It seems the vampires are weakened by grease.”
(Old security footage from inside the Krusty Krab starts playing on the Super Computer.)
Squidward: "I don't feel good."
Mr. Krabs: "Quit your bellyaching, Mr. Squidward."
Squidward: "No, I mean I really don't feel good…"
Just then, Squidward's skin became paler than usual! His eyes became yellow! Sharp fangs appeared in his mouth!
He leaped out of the cashier boat, and fell face first onto a table which had a Krabby Patty on it!
Squidward: “HISSS!!!”
Squidward flung the table across the room! Squidward fully transformed into a vampire!
(End of security footage.)
Sandy opened the door to a closet, and there were 3 water balloon guns inside it.
Sandy: “So, I made these guns that shoot water balloons filled with grease. If we shoot Squidward with one of these… Maybe it can cure Squidward of his vampire illness. But we have to be careful with our shots. These guns can only hold one balloon at a time.”
Mermaid Girl: “I have a good feeling about this.”
Super Sponge: “Me too. I think this will work.”
Miss Appear: “Well, if Super Sponge thinks it’ll work, then I do too.”
For a second, Super Sponge heard some type of banging noise!
Super Sponge: “What was that?!”
Elastic: “Oh, that’s just Old Man Casper.”
Miss Appear: “He’s a friendly ghost.”
“Alright,” said Sandy, holding one of the balloon guns… “Let’s cure a friend!”
Bubble transition to later that night, at the theme park Glove World, which is currently packed full of people.
Mermaid Girl: “Let's make like the Scooby gang and split up.”
The team split up into 3 seperate groups to search for Squidward.
Elsewhere, Squilvia was entering Glove World through the front gates… And being watched by the vampire version of Squidward, who was looming over her, as he was sitting on top of an out of order ferris wheel!
Bubble transition to Miss Appear, Mermaid Girl, and Elastic walking into a house of mirrors.
It was very dark inside…
They heard the sound of footsteps near them!
Miss Appear: “What was that?!”
Mermaid Girl: “Ssh, sh!”
They stood there quietly, looking around…
Just then, a really tall looking figure appeared in front of Mermaid Girl!
Mermaid Girl: “AGH!!!”
Mermaid Girl shot the balloon gun at the figure!
Mermaid Girl: “Darn.”
It turned out the figure was actually just her reflection in a big mirror in front of her.
Mermaid Girl: “Now, that's one balloon gun wasted.”
Bubble transition to Patrick and Green Harpoon walking next to each other, somewhere else in Glove World.
Green Harpoon: “You know Patricia, when I was a kid I used to love going to Glove World.”
Patrick: “Patricia?”
Green Harpoon: “I'm sorry. I meant to say Patrick.”
Patrick: “Why do you keep accidentally calling me Patricia?”
Green Harpoon: “Because that’s what I often call the Hall of Heroes Super Computer.”
Patrick: “But why?”
Green Harpoon: “Well, uh… Because that was the name of my girlfriend.”
Patrick: “I didn’t know you have a girlfriend.”
Green Harpoon: “Yeah, I do. Well, I did… She uh… I don’t wanna talk about it. But she’s in a better place now…”
Patrick: “I THINK I SEE SQUIDWARD!”
They chased after a dark figure in the distance which looked like Squidward, as the figure walked into a public restroom.
Squilliam was then shown to be in a stall, flushing a toilet and whistling to himself. Right as he opened the stall door, Patrick and Green Harpoon jumped in front of him!
Green Harpoon: “FREEZE!”
Green Harpoon used the gun to shoot a balloon at Squilliam, and grease went all over Squilliam’s face and shoulders!
Squilliam: “What the scallop?!”
Patrick: “Oopse.”
Green Harpoon: “Uh, sorry.”
Squilivia was then shown, somewhere else in the park, running by herself and screaming!
Squidward was flying in the sky, chasing her!
Squidward: “No, wait! Let me bite you so we can be vampires together!”
Squilvia: “AAAAAGH!!!”
Just then, Sandy and Super Sponge arrived at the scene, chasing Squidward! Super Sponge was holding one of the balloon guns.
Sandy stopped running because she was tired and had to catch her breath. So, instead of running, she took out a big lasso and threw it in the sky, as the other end of it wrapped around Squidward!
Sandy pulled on the lasso, sending Squidward falling to the ground!
As he was laying there on his back, Squilvia stopped running and walked over to Squidward, to get a closer look at him. She was shocked to see her boyfriend as a vampire.
Super Sponge: “You’re Squidward’s girlfriend, right?”
Squilvia: “Yeah.”
Sandy: “Quick! Hold him down so we can cure him!”
Squilvia put her tentacles on Squidward’s shoulders, holding him down to the ground.
Sandy: “Okay, SpongeBob… You’ve got one shot… Don’t miss!”
Super Sponge (trying to give himself confidence): “I’ve got this.”
Super Sponge aimed his gun at Squidward… He was nervous, his arms were shaky… He fired… And a water balloon filled with grease hit Squidward right in his face and popped, completely covering him in grease!
Squidward hissed as his skin started boiling!
Squilvia: “Squidward?!”
Just then, he became less pale… And Squidward transformed back to his normal, non-vampire self!
Squilvia: “Squidward!!”
Squilvia hugged him, as tears of joy ran down her face.
Dracula’s voice echoed around them… “You thought it was over… But the night is everlasting, when I’m in control of the dawn…” 
Dracula appeared standing in front of Sandy and Super Sponge, just as Squidward suddenly transformed back into the vampire version of himself! Squidward leaped off the ground, and flew from the heroes, flying far away into the night sky!
Squilvia: “NO!!! AAAA!!!”
Squilvia ran off when she saw Dracula.
Dracula (smirking): “But I must say, for a team of mortals, you heroes have been a decent pain in the neck… A minor inconvenience…”
Sandy (mad): “WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, YOU WICKED DEMON?”
Dracula: “Heh… I’ve already got what I want…”
Dracula leaped high into the sky, and flew over to the opposite end of the theme park, and landed in the middle of a walkway, surrounded by 5 vampires, who were assembling a fancy glass vase.
Dracula loudly declared: “Now that I have all of the pieces to the shattered vase that was used to trap me in my home dimension many years ago, I shall have the vase rebuilt, opening a portal to my home dimension, and soon my entire army of vampire minions will come to this dimension like I did!”
The vampires finished putting all the pieces of the vase back together for Dracula, and suddenly a bright beam of light came out of the vase, and was shot high up into the sky, as a bunch of sparks began to come out of the vase… 
Super Sponge and the rest of the I.J.L.S.A. were all standing together and watching from a distance…
Dracula: “HAHAHA!!!”
A big and bright circle-shaped portal made of some type of electricity-like energy, appeared right in front of the vase! 
Hundreds and hundreds of vampires started running out of the portal, chasing citizens, biting people, and destroying public property at the theme park!
(Elsewhere at the park.)
Fred was running away from a vampire!
Fred: “AAAAA!!!”
The vampire caught up to him and bit his neck!
Fred: “MY NECK!!!”
Fred turned into a vampire, then leaped high into the sky and flew away!
Patrick: “What are we gonna do??”
Super Sponge: “I have an idea!”
Super Sponge started flying towards the direction of the portal, which is on the other end of the theme park…
Mermaid Girl: “Everyone! Follow him!”
The rest of the team started heading towards the same direction, right behind Super Sponge!
They reached the point of being right in front of the portal! But then, one of the vampires grabbed Green Harpoon and started pulling on his leg!
Green Harpoon: “AGH!!!”
The rest of the team stopped running and looked back at him!
Miss Appear: “HARPOON!”
A bunch of vampires surrounded the heroes!
Dallas leaped in the air from out of nowhere! She landed on her feet in front of the I.J.L.S.A., facing the vampires!
Dallas: “Everyone! Stay back!”
She lunged at the vampire that was holding onto Green Harpoon, making the vampire let go of him and fall to the ground!
Sandy: “You're helping us?!”
Dallas: “I might be evil, Sandy. But I ain't letting blood sucking monsters take over the world!”
Sandy: “Dallas, wait!”
Suddenly one of the vampires bit Dallas’s neck, and she slowly started transforming into a vampire!
Sandy: “DALLAS!!!”
Dallas: “Don’t worry about me, Sandy! GO!!!”
The I.J.L.S.A. stood together, right in front of the portal being held open by the vase.
Mermaid Girl: “What do we do now?”
Super Sponge confidently declared… “We go to Hell!”
At that moment, Super Sponge, Patrick, Sandy, and all the other members of the I.J.L.S.A. stepped forward into the portal… 
To Be Continued… 
== Trivia ==
* In this episode, Super Sponge says "Wait wut?" which is a reference to the spin-off series "Wait Wut". 
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