Shrek Goes to Burger Prince

Shrek Goes to Burger Prince is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. The short is about Shrek and his friends and family going to Burger Prince to try a new delicious Whopper, but things turn upside down while singing a song dedicated to a Whopper. It was released on March 16, 2023.
==Characters==
*Shrek
*Donkey
*Fiona
*Puss in Boots
==Transcript==
(At Far Far Away, Shrek and his family including his friends like Donkey and Puss in Boots walk in the streets to find a restaurant to eat while suggesting ideas like Burger Prince)
*Shrek: What a day in Far Far Away. Does it feel great to live in a kingdom full of fairy tale creatures?
*Fiona: So nice to live with a bunch of celebrities and famous people alike.
*Donkey: I'm famous! I'm a real king! You see me on stage and on live.
*Shrek: *annoyed* Grrrr, Donkey. You are just an animal. Animals don't get praise all over the world. They're just, animals, like pets. Okay?
*Donkey: How come? I save the princess with you and save Far Far Away from bad people like Prince Charming.
*Shrek: You are only a helper. Just because you volunteer, doesn't mean your famous.
*Puss in Boots: I'm a animal. I save my hometown and many towns years ago. Still get praised by many citizens as outlaws and bounty hunters are still on the hunt for me even on this day.
*Fiona: We know who you are Puss.
*Puss in Boots: You know me as the cat in the hat, boots and sword.
*Donkey: And belt?
*Puss in Boots: It's just a belt. Like a belt a business person wear for work.
*Shrek: *his tummy growls* Aw man. My tummy's growling as always.
*Fiona: It look like you're hungry.
*Shrek: Oh. We should go out to eat. In a restaurant!
*Fiona: I wonder what restaurant we can go to? MacDonald's?
*Shrek: What? No. We already went to MacDonald's last week. How about Wendy's?
*Fiona: Wendy's? No. Their burgers taste the same as MacDonald's. We should go to Saturday's. Their food and quality is better.
*Donkey: Baby back house ribs, baby!
*Shrek: Donkey! Restaurant names, not food names.
*Donkey: Texas Roadcastle? Their ribs are the bomb!
*Puss in Boots: How about a Mexican restaurant like Salsa and Taco?
*Shrek: Salsa and Taco? *laugh* What kind of name is that like Del Burrito?
*Puss in Boots: Excuse me. You don't mock restaurant names like that. If you try making fun of Taco Hut, I'll slice you up like a onion!
*Shrek: Okay! Alright! I'll choose Burger Prince instead.
*Fiona: Burger Prince?
*Shrek: Yeah. Like a burger king having a burger princess, we'll go to Burger Prince. Okay?
*Fiona: Sound fair?
*Shrek: Yes. Burger Prince sound like the greatest name and restaurant to go to.
*Donkey: Oh, I would love me a Whopper sandwich at Burger Prince.
*Puss in Boots: French fries and leche as well?
*Shrek: Yes. Let's go to Burger Prince.
*Fiona: Kids, you know you're going to love this treat very much. *make her babies happy*
(Shrek and his gang enter Burger Prince as they order some food to eat at the cash register)
*Shrek: Hello Burger Prince!
*Employee: Hi there. May I take your order?
*Shrek: To here or to go?
*Employee: Choose wisely.
*Fiona: We're gonna eat in here, okay?
*Employee: Alright. Let me see what you guys are going to order.
*Shrek: I'll have a Whopper with fries.
*Fiona: Same as Shrek.
*Puss in Boots: With a glass of leche!
*Employee: We don't serve regular leche, but we serve chocolate leche if that's okay with you.
*Puss in Boots: Chocolate leche? Eh. Why not?
*Donkey: Everyone get a Whopper!
*Employee: Your food will be coming up.
*Manager: *show up* Hey hey hey. If it isn't Shrek. Nice to see you!
*Shrek: *shake hands with the manager* Ah. You have a good smile on your face.
*Manager: My name don't play out. We will serve your order right away for you.
*Shrek: Thank you. And for Puss, he get chocolate leche cause, cats love leche so much in various places like Spain and Florida.
*Employee: Order up! *the employees cook the food and deliver the food on the tray* Your order, sir.
*Shrek: Thank you! Also, here's your tip. *pass out money to the tip jar*
*Employee: Hope you enjoy your food.
*Fiona: These Whoppers smell really great.
*Donkey: French fries, Ah! Even the chicken nuggets!
*Puss in Boots: Aw. Chocolate leche.
*Manager: Just a warning. Some strange side-effects will occur into your mind after eating.
*Shrek: Really? I thought drugs hurt a lot of people. Eh. Forget it. I'll eat. Come on people. Take a table and sit down. *he and his group eat at the table*
*Manager: Boy, they're really gonna burst out to song after eating.
*Employee: It happen to a lot of people as well.
(Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, Puss in Boots and the ogre triplets like Fergus, Farkle and Felicia enjoy their food by eating a Whopper and a drink of chocolate leche)
*Shrek: Mmm. Whoppers are my jam!
*Fiona: What a hamburger it is.
*Donkey: A triple Whopper would change our lives after a meal.
*Puss in Boots: Straight outta a lap cat and in with the fearless hero mode.
*Shrek: You are such an comedian. *feel strange* Not my tummy again.
*Fiona: Shrek, you need to use the bathroom?
*Shrek: No. It's... that... my body is looking a bit weird.
*Donkey: My mind is effecting me too.
*Puss in Boots: So does me.
*Shrek: They were right all along. *spin around and sing in front of the people*
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
*Fiona:
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
*Donkey:
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
*Puss in Boots:
You rule, you're seizin' the day
At BP, have it your way
*Shrek: We sing!
*Donkey: I am seizin' the day!
*Fiona: Let's sing one more time.
*Puss in Boots: Alright! Here we come!
*Shrek: *use a banjo to perform while singing*
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
*Fiona:
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
*Donkey:
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
*Puss in Boots:
You rule, you're seizin' the day
At BP, have it your way
*Everyone: You rule!
*Shrek: Ha ha ha. Burger Prince in the house.
*Fiona: Have it your way at Burger Prince.
*Donkey: They have the meats!
*Puss in Boots: Nah. That's Andy's catchphrase and motto.
*Shrek: Whatever they say, we rule! *laugh*
*Employee: Triple Whoppers are my jam.
*Manager: Our song is gonna skyrocket the charts in years! For all of eternity! *laugh*
THE END
YOU RULE!
==Trivia==
*The short is based on the Puss in Boots and Burger King Whopper meme video from Kenzen Tomi on YouTube where Puss in Boots eats a Whopper and sing the song from the recent Burger King commercials.
Category:Fan Fiction
Category:MarioFan65's Fanon Stuff