Zomboss'es Nutty Failure

By BGB64
==Characters==
*Extra Zombie
*Dr. Zomboss
*Sunflower
*Starfruit
*Wall-Nut
*Repeater
*All other zombies (mentioned)
==Story==
Dr. Zomboss and Extra Zombie are hiding in some bushes, preparing a raid.
Extra Zombie: Are you sure about this Edgy?
Dr. Zomboss: Don't call me Edgy! And anyway, this'll go fine. Our last two attempts were on wall-nut. This is on tall-nut.
Extra Zombie: Then let's go!
Sunflower: No zombies. Let me guess, Edgy trying to plantnap wall-nut again.
Dr. Zomboss: Rrrrr...
Extra Zombie: They're too good at this.
Starfruit: Wally, where did your clones go anyway?
Wall-Nut: Clones dissappear after 1.999999999998765432 hours of creation.
Repeater: Is it really nessicary to be that precise?
Wall-Nut: No...
Dr. Zomboss: Hello!
Dr. Zomboss and Extra Zombie jump out of the bushes, grap tall-nut and run back to the lab.
Tall-Nut: You can't hurt me.
Dr. Zomboss: Yes I can.
Tall-Nut: Wall-Nut will come.
Extra Zombie: Oh really?
Meanwhile, back at the lawn...
Wall-Nut: Argh Zomboss! I'll uproot myself if that's what it takes to save Tall-Nut!
Sunflower: Huh?
Wall-Nut: What?
Repeater: Why are you glowing blue?
Wall-Nut:Who cares?
Wall-Nut uproots himself, glowing blue, and floats towards Dr. Zomboss'es lab.
Wall-Nut: Hello!
Dr. Zomboss: Huh?
Tall-Nut: Told yah!
Wall-Nut: I'll kill you Zomboss!
Extra Zombie: Run.
Wall-Nut chases Dr. Zomboss and Extra Zombie for miles.
Dr. Zomboss: We *puff* have *puff* been *puff* run *puff* ing *puff* for *puff* eight *puff* hours.
Wall-Nut: I can keep this up all day and right through the night.
Wall-Nut: I think I'll kill you now.
Wall-Nut's blue glow turns out to be lightning and he fires a bolt at Dr. Zomboss.
Dr. Zomboss: The teleporter! The teleporter!
Extra Zombie: It's here! There's no time to set the co-or-
Dr. Zomboss: Just do it! The lightnings almost destroyed my armor!
Dr. Zomboss and Extra Zombie teleport away to an unknown destination.
Wall-Nut: I think I've chased them enough for one day. I'll teleport to Tall-Nut.
Wall-Nut teleports to Tall-Nut, in the process losing his powers.
Dr. Zomboss: We teleported to the zombie meeting hall stage? And the zombies are here for a meeting now?
Extra Zombie: Coincedental. Also, where are your clothes?
Dr. Zomboss: *censored*. That nuthead burnt my clothes off.
Extra Zombie: This is awkward. For you. We're in the meeting hall stage and all the zombies are here.
Dr. Zomboss: Ahhhhh!
The End.
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