Sigismund

Sigismund is a major character who appears in: Shadows of Visvara, and Radiance of Visvara.
A traveller who stumbled upon the West Side Boiz.
== Appearance ==
=== Shadows of Visvara ===
He's a short, stout, dwarf with a long beard and cloak resembling Markl's disguise from Studio Ghibli's Howl's Moving Castle. He also has a bushy afro.
=== Radiance of Visvara ===
Sigismund has grown much larger in size and seems to resemble Talking Ben, although he may also just be appearing in a comprehensible form to onlookers.
==Synopsis==
===History===
Sigismund lived in a hill dwarf village that had strict rules about conversing with the people below them, but his keen interest in nature caused him to often sneak out to investigate. One day he was exiled for burning down the town hall in an act of defiance and was forced to hide in a forest, living as a hermit.
===Shadows of Visvara - Episode of Madness 1: Falcon Claw University===
Sigismund came across the West Side Boiz near his cave peacefully sleeping with a pot of blue mushroom soup in the open for anyone to take, so he took it upon himself to take some, only to instantly drop down asleep. He then entered a "joint fever dream" with the rest of the party. When they awoke, Sigismund agreed to join them on their adventures.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 3: Golden Gauntlets===
After waking up from their collective drug trip the West Side Boiz greeted Sigismund and welcomed him into the party, before continuing their following of the golden compass. They eventually stumbled across a little town, but the café was bordered up with police tape, so Edron asked to go in and see, but they had to prove to the policeman that they were cool, so he flexed his muscles to intimidate him. It succeeded and he was allowed to go in with one person, so he picked the Bulging Stick. They entered and met two police officers, Kai Goose and William Rogers, who were investigating the scene. They explained that, about a month ago, a woman named Jenny had gone missing and they haven't found any leads, but they did find a strange door with a hole in the ground. Ed requested that the rest of the West Side Boiz come in to assist, and they were instantly permitted by Goose. They wondered about the hole for a while, but realised that the text on the hole matched the text on the golden sword and compass, in addition, they discovered that the compass and the hole were the same size, but Ed warned of incredibly dangerous and evil vibes coming from the hole, but Borudash put the compass in anyway and the doors swung open, revealing a staircase down into a dark space. The detectives told them to prepare first before going down into the dungeon, so they agreed and went into town. Eventually, they passed a ditch in the ground, where they saw a guy surrounded by frogs, so Sigi talked to the frogs and asked them to leave. They were pretty chill about it and just walked away, smoking a couple cigarettes, but then Edron sneaked up behind them and killed them all, only to reveal that they were all ghost frogs. The man's name was Ara and he joined the West Side Boiz. Goose and Billbob appeared again and confirmed if they were ready to go down the dungeon. They went down with Kai at the front with his torch, but they soon realised that the path would split into two, so he took Sigi, Ed, and bulge right, where they found a dark red door. Edron couldn't sense any vibes at all from beyond the door, so they opened it and found an incredibly classy looking library room with a velvet chair by a fireplace. Edron and Sigismund went over to the chair and Ed called out dad, only to find a monkey in a suit just kind of sat there. Edron tried to converse with the monkey, but it got really angry and started throwing his shit at him, so he retaliated by doing the same. Frightened, the monkey retreated to the fire place and set his shit on fire then threw his flaming hot poo at everyone. The Bulging Stick was able to cut through it, Kai was able to dodge it, but Ed got hit, and Sigi was overwhelmed. Bulge charged at him, but the monkey was able to dodge and shoot lightning out of his fingers, blasting him away, so Sigismund decided to just ask if the monkey would like any tea. The monkey began to cry upon hearing Sigi speak, because his voice reminded him of his dead son and he ran away crying. The party regrouped and went through the door in the library and found themselves in a massive boxing ring stadium and in the ring were two Earth-bending cows, but one was instantly crushed to death. The cow announced it was looking for a worthy challenger, so Borudash threw Reiss, a talking skull, into the ring. Initially scared the skull winced, but then thought about how he named his son B-Money, then started to laugh, causing a torrent of wind to burst out and shoot straight through the cow. Victorious, the cow allowed them to proceed past him and they were met with a set of stairs leading down, so Davril led them down with his dancing lights, where they came across a man shouting at a woman on the floor. They all jumped down and frightened the man, who proceeded to ready himself for combat, talking big about his fire magic. They realised that the woman he was shouting at was Jenny, who was unconscious on the floor. Kai Goose asked for an explanation and so he explained that he had come to this dungeon to acquire the Golden Gauntlets for the Golden Artifact Seekers, but Jenny just came with him, despite his protest. Incredibly confused, Davril asked him to explain more about this golden weapon search and he explained that there were 14 golden weapons that were used to stop a malevolent old one called Big Chungus. Kai Goose and William Rogers took Jenny out the dungeon and the West Side Boiz agreed to help him get the gauntlets. The man, Zaoh Imnotgoodatmakingnames, explained that the gauntlets are at the bottom of a pool, but they can't touch the water, because they'll awaken the fragment of Big Chungus' life force that is trapped in the gauntlets, so they need his trusty fishing rod, but he ate it whole, since they were stuck in the dungeon for a whole month, so he tried to vomit it out, while the rest of the party just went down anyway. The Bulging Stick dived in and touched the gauntlets, suddenly causing a burst of darkness to consume everything around them. They were now stuck in a strange shadow realm and the gauntlets were spewing out this purple has that transmogrified into a figure resembling a well-built man. They got into a fierce battle with the fragment of Big Chungus and claimed the gauntlet as there's, but Bob and Reiss had a falling out and Reiss decided to make a body out of wind and he just left the dungeon. Meanwhile, Zaoh was still vomiting out the fishing rod to use, but they came back and showed him that they had the gauntlets and he just decided to give up on the Golden Artifact Seekers thing altogether and just entrust his weapon to the West Side Boiz, since they already had the sword and the trident (which they didn't even know was magic). He also explained that the countdown on the weapons was reaching 2 hours, so they had better follow the compasses quick.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 4: Arrival of Big Chungus===
The party were racing their way through a dark forest to get to the meeting place the golden compass was leading them towards, but they soon realised that something was stalking them, it was batman and it attacked Davril, causing him to trip up and fall, so the Bulging Stick and killed him swiftly, then removed his cowl, revealing it was a Chiropteran man. Borudash also searched his body and discovered four paper bats, which he kept before moving onwards. They eventually reached a small area of stone ruins, but then an old man rushed up to them and seemed to be relieved that he "wasn't the only one who was late", then smash his compass on the ground, teleporting him somewhere. Davril inspected the ruins, which had engravings telling them to smash the compass, so they all held hands, while Bob smashed it onto the floor. A blue light glowed over them and they were instantly transported into a large dome room, with paintings of old ones, the children of Muck Fish. They were rushed in by and elf man, who seemed to be running the operation, telling them that they were late for preparations and then announced to everyone that they only had 18 seconds until the countdown got to zero. They all anxiously waited for the countdown, but everyone holding a golden weapon instantly collapsed to the ground as their life force was being sucked out of them. Edron and bulge were able to instantly let go of the trident and sword respectively, but Davril was struggling to let go of his gauntlets, so Borudash rushed over and tore them off of him, saving him, but putting himself under its draining force now, fortunately he was strong enough to let go too. Relieved for a moment, they soon realised that everyone else was now completely drained save for the old man they saw earlier, the elf guy, a bear, and a generic looking anime girl. The weapons soon flew up into the middle of the room and formed a strange gold-tinted energy ball. Edron sensed the aura of the orb and merely said, "this is sending me some bad vibes guys", but Morgan Cantor, the elf bloke, angered by the turn of events, went up and attacked it, but instantly collapsed when the attack connected, which also caused the orb to disappear too. Davril inspected his body and found that he was dead, but saw his eyes were now glowing a gold colour. He turned around to tell everybody, but immediately saw Cantor get back up. Edron sensed his aura, feeling incredibly evil vibes, so he struck at him to try save Davril, allowing him to escape, but angering this now possessed version of Cantor. He held out his hand and formed a golden lance in it then slashed it across everyone, hitting everyone except Brugur Oradall Borudash, unfortunately, the three other people they were with were completely knocked out and the party had to take it on by themselves. The Bulging Stick and Bob attacked him, only doing minimal damage, but allowing everyone else to heal up a bit. Angered by the blows sustained, Cantor changed the lance into a fan and blew a cast of wind at them, which hit everyone except Davril and Edron. The wind didn't do any damage to them, but caused them to charmed, forcing them to attack their allies. Brugur slashed his greataxe at Davril, while Sigismund went to hit Ara, but accidentally tripped and hit himself with his scimitar. The Bulging Stick proceeded to throw a shuriken at Sigi, while he was on the ground, while Ara punched him. Davril went over to a now dying Sigi and force fed him a sausage roll, which seemed to make him better and Edron attacked Cantor to stop him from hitting them any further, but didn't stop him from slashing his lance at them all again. Everyone was able to dodge it, but everyone stuck to healing themselves, even Morgan, except Sigi, who threw a ball of water at him, and Ara, who asked Borudash to be launch him into the enemy, dealing massive damage with his inflict wounds spell. The fight was still not over and the party came at him swinging, but the Bulging Stick was able to deliver the final, devastating blow, causing Cantor to die, as the spirit of Big Chungus escaped his body. Exhausted from the battle, the party rested for a second only for Moneybags the bear to jump and tell them that he wasn't unconscious, he just wasn't eager to fight the possessed version of this already strong bloke. He rewarded them all with GP 100 each, as a thank you for dealing with the Golden Artifact Seekers' mess. Davril and Borudash tried to pet him, but he didn't notice Dav and bit off Borudash's other pinky. The Bulging Stick then tried to pet him and Moneybags enjoyed it so much that he gave him his business card for Brains 4 Days, telling him to send a raven to this address if they ever need a brain, then grabbed the other two unconscious people and left. Davril inspected the corpses of the Golden Artifact Seekers and managed to find GP 26 that he shared between the party and then they decided to leave. When they got out the cave, they realised night had struck, so they set up camp together, with Dav and bulge making rice with ox meat, with a side of Sigi's berries. They sat around the campfire and decided to share their backstories with one another in full for the first time, bringing them all closer as a the West Side Boiz. While they were enjoying festivities of teasing Brugur Oradall Borudash to the point where he started trying to beat up Ara, and building a romantic relationship (Edron and the bulging stick), they were suddenly stopped by a surprise appearance by Bear Bearington, who collapsed on Bob, bleeding to death, so Ara rushed over and healed him, noticing the plethora of arrows in his back, he warned them of hunters trying to kill him. Furious, Brugur marched further into the forest to kill them, so Ed carried Bear on his back and followed Davril, who was leading the way with his dancing lights spell. They eventually got ambushed by a flurry of arrows up in the trees from the hunters, so Bob set a tree on fire with a torch he made quickly, causing one of the hunters to expose his position and die in the fire, which began to spread into a circle of fire. The hunters jumped down, but Bob, and bulge slaughtered through two of them, causing the last one to try run away, but got caught in the fire and died. Bulge backflipped out the ring, but everyone couldn't match his incredible form, so Bear weakly told everyone to grab a hold of Ed, while he used his jetpack to fly them away. It was successful and they escaped the forest with bulge tailing along behind them on foot.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Episode of Madness 3: Davril Town===
Bear had dropped the West Side Boiz at a nearby cave, while the forest beneath the burnt bright with flames. He collapsed from tiredness and the Bulging Stick had made his way up to the cave too. Everyone, tired from their recent fight with Big Chungus decide to rest also, but Davril spotted some nearby orange mushrooms, so Edron and Brugur Oradall Borudash inhaled some and fell asleep, while everyone else just ate them normally. Strangely, the mushrooms had once again flung all the West Side Boiz into another drug trip.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 5: Thunderdome===
After a good night's sleep and a little discussion on last night's drug trip, the West Side Boiz part ways with Bear Bearington. The fire had subsided and died down substantially, so the party decided to have a walkabout only to find a fat old dude just lying on the floor, dying. They tried helping him up, but he was too fat and heavy, so they just gave up the prospect entirely and searched his body for wounds, finding a massive bloody gash below his belly button, so Edron tried to use lay on hands, but find that he couldn't use his magic. The man then yelled out, seeing that he was trying to use magic on him and two men in steel armour came over and got into a fight with the West Side Boiz. They were able to apprehend Davril and Sigi, but BOB killed one and managed to use the guard's handcuffs against him. Sigismund managed to break free and help everyone interrogate this guy, who claimed to be a guard from a nearby town that despises magic and non-humans, but was hesitant to reveal any more information they asked him, so Borudash broke a flute he had on him and the guard started crying his eyes out, so Edron tried to silence him by peeing in his mouth, but it just combined the sound of crying with gargling, which alerted a large group of more guards to come running over. Davril tried to lie to them, but the guards just saw the fact that there were a bunch of non-humans gathered around a now dead fat dude and guard, as well as a handcuffed one too, who's mouth was being pissed into, so they dragged their guard back to their side, freed him and threw a sleeping gas bomb at them, which everyone got hit by, except for Edron, who managed to slip away, while everyone else got arrested, but he watched from the distance, while everyone got taken into the nearby town, shackled. As they were being taken in, Davril had woken up and realised that he recognised the town as him birthplace, Chill, and was incredibly confused at how much had changed over the past 14 years, with it becoming completely fascist. They were eventually taken into a large metallic domed coliseum, but unbeknownst to the guards, Edron was following from behind and searched for a way in, only to find just a normal tick booth, where he met two twins called Billy and their dad, also called Billy, who gave him a ticket for free. He managed to get a front row seat, in the coliseum, where in the middle was a dome cage that only had one entrance. Meanwhile, Davril, Sigi, BOB, Bulge, and Ara were thrown into a lower chamber underneath the coliseum, where they were stripped of their equipment and had to wear the prison clothes, which were dirty white vests and shorts. Suddenly they saw a man in the cell with them, who looked a little bit like Davril. It was his father Tom Higgenson, lead vocalist for Plain White T's, who closely embraced his son, Davril Higgenson. The two were incredibly shocked to see each other, but were incredibly happy. Tom explained that his wife, Delilah, was killed, when a group of people burnt down their house with her inside it, while he was arrested "for doing the old in-out in-out with an elf." He also told them that they were next in line to fight Blaster, the Thunderdome's leading champion, but when questioned why he wasn't next in line, he said he just hides, but was abruptly stopped by a guard coming in. When the party looked back at Tom, he had seemingly just vanished and the guard had grabbed everyone and thrown them into the Thunderdome. Edron saw everyone be thrown in and was surprised to see everyone sticking their middle finger up at him, while an announcer stood up in his stand and very gloomily introduced the reigning champion, Blaster. A massive man stepped into the cage and he was wearing a strange, pitch black helmet, so his features were completely masked from them, but they all readied themselves to fight him. Sigismund ran straight up to him and punched him, but instantly broke his hand and Borudash picked Ara up and chucked him at Blaster, dealing some brutal damage to both. Seeing how utterly useless attacking him seemed to be without weapons, Davril tried to convince Edron to help them, but he had just gotten the most comfiest he'd ever gotten in his life and was playing Ring Fit Adventure with the bloke next to him. Blaster attacked with full force and landed some devastating blows into Borudash. The bulging stick smouldered at Edron, causing him to get quite flustered, but he realised that he does have to commit to their relationship, so he went down and ran into the Thunderdome with all his equipment. A scimitar was also thrown in by one of the organisers, and Davril grabbed it and passed it to Bulge, who used his ritual duelling to make Blaster focus his attacks onto him, but Bulge was mostly just getting pummelled into the Earth by him. Ara nearly died a couple times too, because BOB kept picking him up and launching him at Blaster. In the third round, a crossbow was thrown in, so Davril went to pick it up and shot it straight through himself, causing some mortal damage, especially since it wasn't a normal crossbow, so Sigismund went to grab it and managed to blast straight through Blaster. The rest of the fight became quite tumultuous and it seemed like they were about to be overwhelmed, but the bulging stick struck down with his katana with such force, he managed to cut straight into him with mortal damage, but he somehow got up once again, but just as all seemed lost, Ara, who was just recovering from the flurry of attack sustained by BOB throwing him around, punched Blaster, killing him. The audience cried out, booing the West Side Boiz. Not knowing what to do, the guards threw the party into the lower chamber, where Tom congratulated them and have them a bit of bread each to help them heal up a bit. He told them that he was planning to escape tonight, but since they seem to be in trouble now, they can make for it now, so he took out a rock with a bearskin hat and smashed the lock off, then threw it down and walked to a door around the corner. Davril picked the rock up and looked at his father, quite suspicious of him, as was Edron, but Bulge and Sigi didn't seem to care and just wanted to leave, so they all followed him. Tom took them into a separate room and told them to grab their equipment quickly, so they complied and then he pointed to a pool of sewage water and asked if they could swim. They all sighed and knew where he was going with it, but they followed him into the dirty water and they successfully made it out of the city, undetected. In the outskirts of the forest, they all seemed to be safe enough, so Tom pulled out a rapier and handed it to Davril, telling him that it was Delilah's indestructible rapier.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Episode of Madness 4: Spell Slots Init ===
After parting ways with Tom Higgenson, the West Side Boiz were ambushed by a large group of goblins, but they fought through them bitterly. Davril was quickly knocked out and he broke his rapier, but the rest of the party were able to hold their weight and Sigismund was able to kill every last one of them with a single use of Thunderwave in the end.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 6: Diverging Paths===
A week after the escaping the Thunderdome, the West Side Boiz find themselves in the coastal town of Crino, where they went to the local café and met Jelkas Truboe, a bearded gnome man who worked for Ewon Ltd.. He explained to them that he was out making deliveries, but the waters grew incredibly violent and threw everyone overboard. Luckily he was able to return to land with his package in tact, so he went to the café to dry off and have a sausage roll. Not recognising his boss, Mr. Borudash, Truboe went to the post office to send a letter to him, but ended up just asking BOB to hold onto it for him, while he went "for a whiz." BOB read the letter and it essentially asked him to get a boat for him, so the party went to the nearby docks to get a boat, where they met a large half-orc dude, who was the brother of a massive blacksmith bloke that had previously knocked Davril's lights out. In exchange for CP 12, they managed to get an 8-person canoe that could only move with the half-orc's instructions, as its mechanics were beyond the party's comprehension. As they set sailed with Truboe as well, they found that to start the canoe they had to whack a strange green orb into the head of the person in front, so everyone did that, with Sigismund and Borudash taking some pretty brutal damage from the Bulging Stick and Davril respectively. As they began moving they put on some tunes and chilled on their way to the island of Saios, but suddenly felt strange ripples in the water. A giant squid monster burst out the water and attack them, so the party prepared for combat. Borudash threw Truboe at the squid, but it failed to do anything and the gnome died in the process. Bulge and Edron jumped onto its back and started hacking away, but it went underwater, so they had to go back up for air. BOB attempted to throw Ara into the water after the squid, so that he could use inflict wounds on it, but he failed to get anywhere and just smacked onto the water. Edron managed to get back onto the canoe, but as soon as he did, the monster burst up form beneath him and threw him, Sigi, and the half-orc bloke overboard, but Davril and Borudash managed to stay on and they contemplated abandoning everyone. While falling, Sigismund used thunderwave, killing the monster and sending him hurdling backwards with the canoe. The canoe splashed into the water, while Dav and BOB hit each other with green orbs to get it to start, but Sigi managed to land in the canoe as it zoomed off into the horizon. Ara, Edron, and Bulge were now alone at sea and the monster fell into the water sending a tide over them, knocking them out and made them float endlessly at sea.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 8: Tall Trial===
Sigismund, Brugur Oradall Borudash, and Davril's canoe speeded into a rocky beach, putting their tumultuous journey to an abrupt stop. They'd worn themselves out and looked at their surroundings figuring out that they'd somehow made it to Cummid by complete accident, so they were able to deliver the Ewon Ltd. parcel directly to its recipient at a nearby blacksmiths, who shot Davril for insulting his yellow eyepatch, calling it piss coloured. The blacksmith took his parcel and closed his shop for the day, so the party went to the working men's club, where they saw Bear Bearington, who sold Davril two Tanto blades that he stole from the Shimada Clan. Interestingly, the party had been hearing tales of a mysterious armoured figure on a horse on a hill, which the inhabitants of the village were too scared to investigate, so Sigismund went outside to look at hills for a while, until he found it. Meanwhile, BOB had been growing more impatient with the working men's club, because he "doesn't like it when his employees enjoy themselves too much," so he went over to the bartender and punched him in the face, causing everyone in the building to angrily prepare themselves to maul the half-orc. Seeing this, Bear Bearington took one last gulp of his beverage and left the scene, while Davril instructed his companion to get behind the bar counter, so that he could stand on a table and use thunderwave. The shockwave was so intensely powerful that ever in the building flew backwards and the structure itself burst out and began caving in on itself, destroying everything. Sigi, who was still outside doing pretty much nothing at this point looked behind him to see that everything was in pieces and Davril was standing proudly in the centre taking a big swig of his glass of milk - like a true champion. Dav and BOB started rummaging through the rubble and found a full set of milk bottles, and an array of different alcoholic beverages, furthermore they stumbled upon a rock with a propeller hat on. The party, strangely proud of what just occurred, began taking in the scenery and suddenly saw the menacing figure on the hill mentioned by the townsfolk. Sigi waved at it and received a wave back, but BOB, sensing hostility from the being, launched Davril at it and he used thunderwave again at it, knocking it off its horse, to which it said, "yo, what the fuck are you doing? It's me Reiss." Davril apologised profusely and the other two came running up and did the same. The party explained what they'd been up to since, and asked how Reiss was, so he explained that he got his old dance outfit on and had a vision of this place, so he set out to wait for what had taken place in it to occur. As the party asked what that was, Reiss checked his watch and the earth beneath them began to rumble, as a gaping hole began to form where the town was. A massive tower began erupting from beneath it and it was structured with no windows or doors, but still had balconies all around it, furthermore, the entire tower was covered in vines. Reiss asked if the party wanted to assist him, to which they eagerly agreed to do, so they all grabbed one of his fingers, and found that the armour he was wearing was completely hollow. After a brief few moments of pause, all four of them burst into the air and landed above the clouds, on top of the tower. Despite how freezing cold it was up there, they pushed forward to the centre, where they found a podium that simply said Trial 1, so BOB tried pushing it over, but wasn't able to make it budge, so Davril tried slapping it and completely obliterated it. With that, one of the panels behind them opened up and revealed a strange humanoid figure made entirely out of a strange semi-transparent material. BOB charged at it and swung with his axe, but dodged it with incredible, yet jolty motions and speed, then formed a sword out of its hand and swung at everyone with its incredible length. Davril and BOB were hit back, so everyone tried attack it again and they eventually managed to throw it off the tower, but Reiss realised that it was rapidly climbing its way back up, and it jumped onto Reiss' head, so BOB and Davril tried pulling it off, but were instantly kicked back, while it continued to scramble at the skull's scalp, so Sigismund used burning hands on the thing and it scorched it off, freeing Reiss and causing it to fall off the tower again, so BOB grabbed the skull and chucked him at it. Reiss used his wind-based powers to smash into it, then rebound his way back up to the top of the tower, where they all heard a load mechanical noise and "TRIAL 1: COMPLETED". With this, Reiss jumped off the tower, stranding the party, so they had to figure out a way down without him. BOB threw Sigismund off the tower, causing him to plumett to his death, but fortunately for him he turned into a bear and hung onto the vines, as they did that, the tower began rumbling once again and started slowly descending, so everyone just jumped off from a safe distance and watched as the tower sank further into the ground. With a job well done, they decided to head out to meet up with Reiss, but they suddenly felt a minor headache, then began hearing familiar voices. It was Edron and Bulge, giving each one of them a different message. Sigismund heard "Fuck you Sigismund, we can’t stand you mate. You’re the worst one in the crew. Eat shit and die, simp. You radiate loser energy. Your death will be soon.” As soon as they'd all received those messages they then just saw a telepathic hologram of Edron fortnite dancing. They then unanimously decided, "fuck those guys", then looked for Reiss, who was by his campfire, and despite their insistence, refused to let the party join him on his new quest, so they settled for establishing their own new town, but decided to sleep at Reiss' camp for the night. When they woke up, their ally was gone and they were left to their own devices, so Davril and BOB chopped down a tree, and they decided to make a cabin, but they were all too incompetent to do it, so they checked out the rubble around the massive gaping hole in the ground from the tower, so Sigi spent the entire day mending all the structures that could be feasibly reconstructed. At evening, Sigi filled the hole up with water, and made a large well, then the party searched the nearby town for new townsfolk to put in it, since everyone that used to be there was now dead. The next town over seemed quite nice, but just as they were about to approach it, a massive tower erupted from the ground and they saw Reiss fly up to it. They made their piece with not getting any new villagers and returned to their newly established town.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Episode of Madness 5: I hate these stupid assholes===
The next morning, rain poured heavily and the day was dismal, yet Sigismund said to his two fellow villagers "I sure do love not dying.", where he was promptly struck by lightning, likely by the will of Muck Fish, prompting his two companions to agree that maybe this new island may not be the best idea after all, so they got a new canoe and sailed off to Vibe Island. On their way there, Borudash was also struck by lightning, leaving Davril to sail both burnt bodies all the way to their destination by himself.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 9: Shimada Justice Division Arrive===
After a tumultuous journey along the waters, Davril successfully managed to get BOB and Sigismund to Vibe Island. A butler greeted them and Davril requested his clothes, so the butler promptly took his off, then picked up BOB and lead them all to a nearby bakery, where the rest of the West Side Boiz were, except for Ara, because it was his past bedtime. In addition to them, the Bulging Stick's old friend, Zenix, and his main shag, Hora, were there two, alongside the Ring Fit Guy. They all enjoyed each other's company once again, except for Borudash, who was barely awake, but tragedy befell them when Ringus Fitgus decided to go outside to look at himself through the mirror, while playing Ring Fit Adventure. The street lights suddenly went out and all everyone inside the bakery could see was darkness, but when they were relit, they noticed Fitgus had vanished, so they all went out and split up to search for him. Zenix, the Bulging Stick, and Hora left to investigate the palace first, while Edron got a nearby guard to take Brugur Oradall Borudash to the palace to sleep, leaving Edron and Sigismund to discuss where they should look first, as Davril was looking for rocks in the bakery, where he found a signed poster of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Bulge Anus told him to put it back, but Davril replied saying that he'd only do that if he gave him a coffee and a cupcake, prompting Bulge Anus to punch Davril so hard that he went flying out the store, but he still had the poster, so he ran to the beach, so Ed and Sigi followed. When they reached the beach, they noticed a menacing looking boat, but knew no information about it, so Davril got on the boat and started pretending he was on ship with a crew full of people called Craig, causing a man called Craig to reply back from the palm tree forest behind them. Davril traded "his boat" for the delicious looking sandwich Craig had, so they traded and he took them all to his house, where they met his wife and his severely depressed cat. Meanwhile, Bulge, Zenix, and Hora didn't gather any useful information, besides that some people joked it could be ninjas, which unsettled the two former Shimada Clan members. They then went to the antique store, where Bulge busted the door down and swapped his current katana for one with hentai designs on it, but gathered no new information. The three of them then decided to go to the beach, where they found a boat with the Shimada Clan emblem on it. Terrified of what this meant, all three of them returned to the others in the centre of town, where they suddenly saw 6 shadowy figures fly past them, forcing them to look up at a streetlamp. The light was vague, but they just made out something dangling, so Bulge stood in front of his lover, Edron, and threw his katan straight at it, suddenly realising it was the dismembered body of Ringus Fitgus. His body collapsed on the ground before them and the shadowy figures stood up on top of Craig's house and announced, "Zenix! Bulge! For your heinous betrayal of the Shimada Clan, you shall both be killed. You are all that's left of your little group, so give up now and turn yourself in for an honourable death." The two looked at each other and agreed to run in different directions to split up the amount of Shimada Justice Division members they'd have to face individually. The West Side Boiz ran into a nearby woods, where four of the figures pursued them, but Davril pissed himself, allowing their enemies to close in and ambush them. A fierce battle ensued and the West Side Boiz were losing badly, especially since Kaon managed to shock Edron, and Sigismund caused a tree to collapse on Davril, prompting Vos to force his torture mask onto him, permanently scarring his face. They were about to be slaughtered, but Vos enjoyed tormenting them just enough to let them live, so he put magic bracelets onto them all that would painfully kill them if they didn't return to central perk for a rematch within the next 31 days. With their deaths practically ensured, Vos and the other members of the SJD left, leaving the West Side Boiz to try heal and return to the town. Edron and Davril went to commission a statue of Ringus Fitgus to put in the centre of Vibe, while the Bulging Stick looked for his friend, only to find the bloody remains of Hora and Zenix's scarf.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Episode of Madness 6: Jenny Wars===
The West Side Boiz set sail from Vibe Island back to Visvara to continue their journey, so Edron decided to go into the woods and find ingredients to cook a meal for them to have on the trip there. He managed to concoct a soup with some red mushrooms they found and everyone, except for Davril ate some on the boat. Strangely, all of the crew that ate the soup started to feel a bit sleepy, so they went to sleep, leaving Davril in charge of steering the boat.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 10: Tribbiani Tribulation===
Davril had sailed everyone safely back to the country of Visvara at a rather plain looking town. The West Side Boiz were in good health, except for BOB and Sigismund who'd apparently gotten a little sea sick, nevertheless they explored their current area, where Davril suddenly saw a beautiful elven woman holding a sign by a fountain, so he tried to push her in, but was too weak to do anything, so she punched him with incredible damage. The Bulging Stick, who was meanwhile playing around with Edron in the fountain took the notice of the sign, since it had his name on it, so he inquired, and she explained that she was looking for the Bulging Stick, because "Window the great wisdom tree" sent her to do so. Bulge told her that he was the man she was looking for, but was told to answer one question - "what letter does the Bulging Stick's name begin with", so he responded with 'L' and was allowed into her nearby carriage alongside the others. She took them into the wood, where a squirrel in full armour jumped in through the window and started attacking everyone, but Edron managed to calm it down and tame it, finding out that its name is Sir Poopalot the Pogger. Eventually they reached a small opening in the woods, where they found Window in the centre, so Davril climbed on top of him and sat down, while he conversed with Bulge. After catching up for a bit, Window explained that he's now been having visions about a calamity quickly approaching that will doom the entirety of Visvara and that he believes that the West Side Boiz are the key to stopping this ordeal. Bulge and Davril relented this statement, highlighting that they're collectively quite useless an bad at doing their job, but Window insisted. Ultimately he managed to convince them to at least hear him out, so he explained that he believed a war would set the calamity in motion, so he quickly assumed that the one in question would be the Central Perk Clan Wars between the Shimada Clan and Bing Clan, so he said that the West Side Boiz should unify the four weaker clans: the Greene Clan, Geller Clan, Buffay Clan, and Tribbiani Clan. This alliance would ultimately be enough to take down both the Shimada Clan and Bing Clan. Seeing the plausibility of this plan the West Side Boiz agreed to help.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 13: Battle of Central Perk - Part 1 ===
Two weeks had passed since the West Side Boiz recruited Phoebe Buffay into the Friends Alliance, but in the meantime all four clans were secretly plotting an all-out attack on the Shimada and Bing Clan. Joey Tribbiani sent a calling card out to their respective chairmen, challenging them to war a top the Central Perk tower. Leaving Trish and Ara with Window for their own safety, the West Side Boiz arrived at central perk at midday, where they found it completely desolate, since all the people living there had evacuated for the war that was about to go down, however they saw one place with its lights still on, so they decided to investigate, where they found a newly opened establishment called KaraoKen, with its owner, Ken inside. He invited them in and got them a booth, where the Bulging Stick asked him to join them, so they all sang 'We're All in This Together', except for Sigismund. Edron then decided to sing 'WAP' on his own, followed by Bulge singing 'Golden Wind', ending with BOB singing 'Rawr XD'. After they said there goodbyes with Ken they went to the Central Perk café, where they saw John 1 and John 2, where they updated the West Side Boiz that they were now on Episode 27 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable, in addition they were struggling with a seven letter word with the clue 'Fight or flight when I see mine, perhaps', which Edron managed to figure out was 'enemies', although Davril managed to convince them that the answer was Dogs and they believed him. Edron started screaming 'enemies', but Davril continued to convince them that all the answers were just dogs, and they had a full crossword puzzle with the word dogs written in it several times. Eventually Edron gave up trying to help John 1 and John 2 then got a hot chocolate from Gunther, the mayor of Central Perk, and Davril got three espressos. The party then decided to go to the Central Perk tower, where they saw Bear Bearington, who was selling a variety of items. The Bulging Stick bought a grappling hook, then Brugur Oradall Borudash bought a 10 feet long metal chain, BTS sticker set, a shovel, and a can of tuna, however when Bulge enquired about if the grappling hook worked, Bear flew away in his jetpack, leaving them on their own, but at the very least wishing them good luck in their battle. Not giving up, Bulge tried to bargain with Borudash for his chain, but he wouldn't give it up, so he marched back over to KaraoKen and asked Ken if he had any chain to use for his grappling hook, but all he had was spaghetti, so Bulge took and payed for him to go get a muffin instead, then spent a small while tying the pot of spaghetti into a grappling hook chain. Meanwhile, BOB asked the rest of the West Side Boiz if they wanted his BTS stickers, and Edron was absolutely begging for them, but BOB would only give them up for GP 100, which Sigismund ended up paying. Davril then stole the stickers, then attempted to eat them, enraging Edron, so he tried to punch him, but missed and was slept by Davril, who successfully ate the stickers. The Bulging Stick then approached Monica Geller, since he felt like the party was now ready, although she was quick to point out that he was still wearing Shimada Clan armour, so she gave him a new set of armour, without any clan symbols on it. Thankful for his new outfit, he changed immediately and waited for Joey Tribbiani, who took them up to the rooftop at 9 o'clock. A top the tower they felt the cold night air, then looked down to see that all the Central Perk clans had arrived, organised in their colour-coordinated uniforms. Suddenly, two figures dress in red and blue respectively approached the tower and the West Side Boiz soon found out that it was Ross Shimada and Chandler Bing. Ross scoffed at Joey for bringing backup, then summoned the Shimada Justice Division behind him from the shadows, prompting Davril to spit at them in disgust. Tesserace was now more eager to rip him to shreds, but was stopped for a moment by Ross himself, meanwhile clanking and banging was sounding around them, and Chandler then revealed that a bunch of Bing Clan ninjas were climbing their way up the tower in secret to ambush them. All three clan leaders then looked at each other with an intense seriousness then charged at one another with all their fists colliding at once, creating a massive shockwave of power that blasted all the backup away and cracked open the roof, causing the clan leaders to be suspended in the air above the rest of the combatants. Dropping down to the lower level, the West Side Boiz and Shimada Justice Division faced off with equal numbers, then Tarn pointed at the Bulging Stick with his doubled bladed sword and bellowed "you're the last one left to kill." Prompting Bulge to say that he'll be the one strike Tarn down, but before they could initiate combat, a ninja from the Bing Clan charged at Tarn only to be grabbed and ripped in half by him. After a terrifying roar from Tarn the West Side Boiz and SJD ran at one another and were now locked in combat. Instantly, Bulge and Tarn locked onto one another and began exchanging powerful blows away from the others, then after some distance was created, BOB spun Davril around and threw him at the Pet, where Dav followed up with a thunderwave, splitting the SJD up and taking out some of the Bing Clan ninjas. Edron began swinging at mortal damage at Kaon, with Sigismund throwing a sacred flame at Tesserace. Kaon retaliated by shooting a lightning strike at Davril, nearly killing him in the process, but the Bing Clan ninjas stormed in and began slashing away at both parties. Borudash and Edron rushed over to Davril healed him back up with a can of tuna and some divine magic, then BOB and Davril repeated the same attack from earlier with similar results, while Sigismund turned into a bear. The Pet began attacking Borudash head-on, preoccupying his position, while Vos and Tesserace began attacking Davril and Edron, while Kaon shot Sigismund with another lightning bolt, sending him flying and into critical condition, only surviving due to being in his bear form. Suddenly, the Bulging Stick managed to get a powerful strike into Tarn's side, enraging the towering orc, so he smashed down into Bulge with his foot, which had claws on the ends digging into him. Tarn was crushing his opponent beneath his heal, so Davril rushed in with his rapier to try assist his ally, but Tarn was able to dodge the attack with his foot still on Bulge, but he managed to summon an unknown strength and lifted the orc's foot off of him, only for his opponent to retaliate by grabbing Davril's neck and smashing him down into Bulge with immense power. Meanwhile, BOB and the Pet had been furiously exchanging blows, but after a while, the orc entered a rageful state and began swinging down at the dog with immense power, prompting Vos to try hold him back with slashes at his back, but he was unfazed and eventually managed to slice the dog in two with his battleaxe. Kaon grew intensely furious, seeing his dog being killed before his very eyes, so he charged at the orc, only to be stopped by Edron, who was then barged into by Tesserace. Tarn prepared his next attack by splitting his doubled-blade sword into two to swing down at Davril and the Bulging Stick, but the former managed to slip away before he could even swing the blades and the latter was able to narrowly evaded the attack. Davril then turned his attention to Kaon and tried to hold him back from Borudash, but was instantly blasted away with a jolt of lightning. Kaon and Borudash then became locked in combat, resulting in Tesserace and Vos dealing with Edron. Meanwhile, Sigismund was still nearly dying from Kaon's earlier attack, but Edron managed to finally acquire the time to heal Sigi up enough to be stabilised. Sigismund continued to heal himself, while Tesserace and Vos attacked them, but they were able to dodge their attacks and survive. Vos then turned his attention to Davril who had nearly recovered from shock by trying to place his torture mask on his face. The two struggled with the mask, but Davril succumbed and mask opened up old wounds and did incredible damage, but Davril retaliated by kicking Vos in the balls, only to find the attack ineffective, since Vos is apparently has iron bollocks. After a continuing fight between the two, Davril managed to kill Vos and the death bracelets on himself, Edron, Sigismund, and the Bulging Stick disappeared magically. Edron, and Sigismund then combined there power to kill Tesserace, while Davril began heating up Tarn's metallic armour, dealing some damage to him, but he was then shocked to find that Tarn was able to flex his muscles so hard that all of his armour bursted off and flew away in hundreds of tiny pieces of shrapnel, killing the remainder of Bing Clan ninjas still there and hitting all the West Side Boiz, except for Sigismund, who was also a bear again. Borudash began to lose the fight between himself and Kaon, entering critical condition, but he'd weakened his blindfolded foe significantly, allowing Edron the opportunity to cut Kaon down, while Sigi healed BOB up. Kaon staggered backwards in shock and uttered his final words, "this wasn't how it was supposed to be." With the majority of the Shimada Justice Division now killed, Borudash began falling asleep from his exhaustion and everyone rushed over to assist the Bulging Stick in his losing struggle against Tarn. Seeing his allies successful in their fights with the rest of the SJD, Bulge summoned more strength and pushed back against Tarn, then teamed up with Sigismund to deliver a devastating final combination attack onto Tarn, smashing him into the pillars holding Joey, Ross, and Chandler up, ultimately causing it to collapse on top of him as he bellowed one final roar.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 14: Battle of Central Perk - Part 2===
A piece of rubble hit Davril and knocked him out clean, but as the dust settled, the rest of the remaining West Side Boiz saw Ross Shimada and Chandler Bing still exchanging powerful blows at one another, while Joey Tribbiani was knocked out cold from the fight. Edron rushed over to Joey and healed him, but he'd already broken his legs, but gave him a mint as a thank you regardless. Ross and Chandler stopped fighting for a second and turned their attention to the West Side Boiz, seeing that they were the only surviving group of backup, so they prepared to fight them instead of each other for a moment, since they were larger in numbers. Ross stared down the Bulging Stick and shouted out hi his real name, Leonardo Turtle, then ripped off his bodywear to reveal his dragon tattoo in all its glory. The two instantly clashed swords in a ritualistic duel, while Chandler Bing began doing battle with Edron and Sigismund. The battle became intense, although the two clan chairman were significantly weaker than normal, since they'd just been fighting one another with full force previously. During the fight, Ara appeared, having forced Trish to give him a ride there to help out and making his way up Central Perk Tower, where he started blasting his magic at Chandler Bing. Meanwhile, the fight between Bulge and Ross grew more fierce and Ross unleashed the Dragon Blade's full potential, summoning an astral Shimada Dragon at all of the combatants, dealing an insane amount of damage to them all, despite this, Bulge managed to press forward and cut deep into his old master with empowering resilience. Ross, realising his loss, seathed the Dragon Blade up and handed it to Bulge alongside his chairman's pin, awarding him the status of 2nd Chairman of the Shimada Clan. Chandler Bing, seeing his rival defeated, collapsed from exhaustion and the war was won. That very night, all the clan leaders gathered by Central Perk river and sent off Ross Shimada's corpse on a wooden raft, which was set alight by an arrow on fire by Bulge, who was also inaugurated as the 2nd Chairman that same night. Peace finally befell Central Perk for the first time in years, but, after the clean-up on Central Perk Tower, it was reported that Tarn's body was missing.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 15: Halloween 2020===
Following the Bulging Stick's inauguration as the second chairman of the Shimada Clan, he decided to continue his adventure with the West Side Boiz, so they set off on their travels again. After three days of travel, they decided to set up camp for the night, so they all separated for their own tasks, but as Sigismund was walking back to the camp from collecting wood to start a fire, a pale-skinned woman smashed into the tree next to him and she was closely followed by a Dogon, a large dog-like aberration with no eyes and three tentacles on its back. The West Side Boiz took to arms to assist the woman, eventually finding out that she was vampire. They went back to the campsite, finding a cottage that the Bulging Stick managed to build. They then introduced themselves once again, discovering that her parents were taken away from her in an attack by vampires. Bulge and Edron took pity on the vampire girl, Loz, and adopted her, then set off on their travels again in the morning, where they reached a small cliffside coastal town, which Ara recognised as his old hometown. They went to the nearby textiles store to look around and a small, pudgy, old, dwarf woman grabbed Ara in a big hug and asked if he came back for his birthday, much to the amazement of the rest of the West Side Boiz, who had no idea. She then asked if they came by to get costumes for his birthday, since Ara for some reason dresses up on their birthday. Sigismund dressed up as the Lorax. Upon exiting, they decided to go to the local bar to celebrate their ally's birthday, but found that the bartender was busy trying to deal with a drunkard, so they had to help him out, so they dragged the man out, who woke up midway through and challenged them to a dance battle, so Loz stepped forward and the two battled feverishly, but the drunk man couldn't keep up and was literally blasted away by the immensely powerful dancing proficiency of the vampire. He got on his knees and begged to be her dance apprentice, so she took him into the alley behind the bar and sucked out all his blood, while the others started drinking, except for Sigismund who was looking for animals to turn into. After celebrating, they went to Ara's old church to say hello to his old folk, but found it empty, so Bulge and Edron asked Ara to teach them how to pray to Muck Fish, so he went into the backroom to acquire some scriptures, only to find the three nuns who raised him there unconscious, but as they approached them, a booming voice from within the wall bellowed out and greeted the West Side Boiz by name, telling them that it had been watching them for some time. It then asked if they wanted to play a game, so they reluctantly agreed. Shadowy tentacles then came out of the wall and grabbed Davril, subsequently grabbing Borudash as well because of the grape costume and knocking them out, then getting the nuns from the backroom. It explained that if they won some games, they'd be able to win their souls back from his claim, or allow their own souls to be taken instead. The majority of the party were displeased with this turn of events, so they decided to walk out the front door, only to enter a black abyss, showing that the first game had started, they're only task was to survive out there for 15 minutes. The door behind them disappeared and they realised how vast this abyss was, going on endlessly, until they saw something in the distance, so they approached it, only to find a frog having a poo. The frog then ran at them, so they all ran away from it, except for Ara and Sigismund who tried to stand their ground, only to be battered in by the frog. After some more fleeing and posing from Bulge, Edron, and Loz, the 15 minutes were up and they managed to win back Davril and Borudash's souls. The next game involved them going to sleep, which seemed simple enough, until they had to go through a violent nightmare about their greatest fears. Upon waking up, they won back one of the nun's souls and the church began contorting in different ways, ultimately leading to the front entrance ending up 90 feet away. A clown appeared before them, revealing itself as a physical form of the voice from the walls. The clown explained that they all they needed to do was get one of them outside the door, so Edron chucked the Bulging Stick forward, who then continued forward, only to be met with two swinging pendulums coming out of nowhere, luckily he manged to dodge them and get through. Everyone else then moved forward as fast as they could too, except for Sigismund who went up to the clown, who'd just created four copies of itself and used thunderwave, killing them all, only to discover that they would begin reanimating from their corpses. Meanwhile, Edron and Ara got to the pendulums, so Ara healed themself, while their father tried to get through failing miserably, although Loz was able to just fly over the pendulums without any harm. Sigismund tried to use thunderwave on them again, but failed to kill them, so two of them teleported to the Bulging Stick and tried to beat him up, but he managed to dodge, causing them to hit each other. Afterwards, Bulge felt the ground beneath him rumble as a massive wall appeared from the ground in front of him with no away around it, so he just readied a devastating punch and smashed his way through it, where Loz later followed and flew him over to the end, where they got to the door, which wouldn't seem to open, until they discovered a small little podium in front of it with a strange 3x3 grid on it. He ended up tapping the top right corner, where an X suddenly appeared, followed by an O in the bottom left corner, so he tapped the bottom right corner, only for an O to appear in the centre, so he tapped the middle right square, creating a line of Xs, which resulted in the doors swinging open with a flash of light. All the people in the church were now just outside, with those who'd been taken by the strange voice still being unconscious. The clown appeared and tossed a rock with a witch's hat to Edron, who promptly shoved it up his ass. It congratulated them on winning the games, then went over to Ara, telling him that he was supposed to come for his soul today, but decided to leave them for a little longer, before walking away.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 16: Born To Shit, Forced To Wipe===
The party continued their travels and arrived in Dorlomin, the capital city of Visvara, where Brugur Oradall Borudash and Davril decided to go to a nearby café, so that BOB could do business or something else really boring. The rest of them found a young lad selling newspapers, so Edron approached him flexing his muscles, only to find the boy's far superior to his own, causing the Bulging Stick to try push him over, discovering that the boy was also heavy as hell. Fortunately, the boy felt no ill will towards them and merely asked if they wanted to buy a copy of the newspaper; not subscribing to this child's request, Loz attempted to steal a copy, but was instantly caught and punched in the face, allowing Ed to sneakily nab one. Its contents reported: rising tensions between South and North Visvara, with Emperor Munakata and Emperor Walker apparently at each other's throats; the death of Ross Shimada in the Central Perk war; and in more lighter news, BTS coming to Visvara for their BTS FTW concert. After reading the newspaper, the party decided to initiate combat with the boy, discovering that he was monstrously tough for his age, but they were able to overcome his strength and defeat him. Edron Bartholomew began begging the Bulging Stick to let them go to the BTS concert, so he gave in and they headed to the stadium, but found that the tickets had long since sold out, fortunately, Bear Bearington was there and explained that he had five tickets that the West Side Boiz could have for PP 500. Understandably unable to afford such a high price, they asked Bear if there were any other way they could trade, so he took them into an a darker part of Dorlomin, where a dirty river flowed. Beside the river was a set of stalls and they were taken into a soup noodle stall run by a one eyed man. He presented a soup noodle bowl that had an ominous purple hue to it, so Bear leaned into Bulge and told him it was experimental, so he forced Sigismund to eat it, causing him to pass out instantly. The cyclops added some more salt and the purple hue disappeared and the Bulging Stick continued to pour the soup into an unconscious Sigi. The taste was so incredibly vile that it reawakened Sigismund and also left him so severely colour blind that he now saw the world in inverted colours. Bear and the cyclops man thanked the Bulging Stick and rewarded him with five tickets to the BTS FTW concert. The seats were quite close to the front and the West Side Boiz eagerly awaited their favourite K-Pop group to arrive. Suddenly, dancing lights projected by some sorcerers offstage appeared, as a magic banner on stage reading BTS FTW flew up. The crowd began cheering hysterically, then the letters spread out with the acronym spelling Born To Shit, Forced To Wipe, then eight silhouettes rose up from beneath the stage. The crowd were losing their minds with the spectacle, but then the music they heard wasn’t what they expected, as the magic speakers began blasting the Nostalgia Critic theme on repeat, as a booming voice began bellowing, “WE ARE THE NOSTALGIA CRITICS! WE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED BECAUSE YOU NEVER DID! FOR YEARS VISVARA HAS BEEN OVERRUN WITH MORONIC LEADERS AND IRRESPONSIBLE CITIZENS, BUT OUR LORD, THE WALKER, DOUG WALKER OF NORTH VISVARA IS ON A MISSION OF SALVATION AND UNIFICATION TO MAKE VISVARA BASED AGAIN!” With this announcement, chaotic magically infused explosions blasted around the concert, killing many members of the audience in a horrific display, followed by an army of people dressed as Doug Walker with masks of his face ran in and started beating people up. On the stage, several Nostalgia Critics creeped on and started attacking BTS, but they were fortunately skilled in the art of military combat, so they were able to hold their own. The West Side Boiz decided to make their way towards the stage to hopefully help BTS out, as per Edron's lead, but an explosion began magically forming beneath them and hit them all quite severely, then a group of Nostalgia Critics surrounded them, so they had to fight their way forward. Unfortunately, Edron was knocked out during the battle, so his boyfriend, Bulge, carried him towards the fire exit instead of the stage to save their asses, but they suddenly saw a bunch of debilitating ropes spring out from offstage, paralysing and capturing all of BTS, save for two of them. Frustrated, knowing Edron would've wanted him to save them, the Bulging Stick hid Edron and took the rest of the West Side Boiz to give chase to the Nostalgia Critics that kidnapped BTS. Making their way behind the stage, they crossed paths with the remaining two members, Suga and Aza, who instantly mistook them for terrorists, so Aza blasted a massive current of water at them, throwing them all back, followed by Suga ripping off his face, which turned out to be a prosthetic mask, revealing an orc man behind the façde of a pretty human boy, then swinging his battleaxe at them. Luckily, the West Side Boiz were able to avoid the onslaught of powerful attacks, because of Sigismund speaking druidic to Aza. They apologised profusely and agreed to join forces, so they went up ascended a set of stairs (save for Aza and Loz, who just flew up as bats). On the rooftop of the Dorlomin stadium, they saw a group of Nostalgia Critics shoving BTS in a cage beneath a terrifying wyvern. Upon seeing the West Side Boiz, an intimidating looking Nostalgia Critic shot an arrow from his crossbow at them, narrowly missing them all, initiating combat. Suga and Aza affirmed that they'd handle the Nostalgia Critics and the wyvern by the cage containing BTS, while they handled this main guy, which the party agreed to. This main Nostalgia Critic was quite powerful, but the might of the West Side Boiz overwhelmed him and they were victorious, with the Bulging Stick even managing to spare time to slash open BTS's cage and free them during the fight.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 19: Invasion of Orcs===
With all of the West Side Boiz finally reconvened at the local West Side Café (with Reiss), they found themselves managing to catch a break for once. They began reading the local newspaper only to discover that the Bulging Stick and Edron Bartholomew II were now wanted criminals for killing the people in the local Pizza, but on Lazy Susans. Before they could reasonably react to this discovery, a group of orcs and Don Cheadle entered the establishment. One of them pointed at Brugur Oradall Borudash and introduced himself as Urmok-Bill, leader of the Orctribe orc tribe. He explained that he was trying to track down Jedah Varkgorim, the leader of the United Clan of Orcs, so he wanted to know the secret that BOB supposedly knew, although it quickly became apparent that he didn't actually know anything and the United Clan of Orcs were trying to kill him for nothing. Regardless, Urmok-Bill decided to use this to his advantage and asked if they could work together to stop Jedah, since the outcome would be mutually beneficial. Orctribe spies had reported that there was evidence to support that the United Clan of Orcs were going to invade Dorlomin that very afternoon, so they wanted to ambush Jedah by having Borudash stand on his own in the park to lure him in, while the Orctribe, Don Cheadle, the West Side Boiz, and Reiss waited in the bushes and trees nearby to strike. Borudash agreed and they followed the plan meticulously, as, true to the predictions of the Orctribe spies, Jedah Varkgorim and the UCO arrived that very morning and saw BOB on his own and approached. As soon as they surrounded him and were preparing to attack, everyone burst out the trees and bushes and started an all-out brawl. The rest of the West Side Boiz ran up to help their ally, since he was now facing one-to-one with Jedah himself, except for Edron, who got stuck in the tree he was in and couldn't get down. They locked blades in furious combat, so BOB, true to his nature, tried to build a shed with the help of the Bulging Stick, Davril, and Loz, but their shed building skills were lacklustre at best. Fortunately, Sigismund quickly constructed a fantastic shed in a matter of seconds, which Borudash picked up and smashed over Jedah's head. Jedah retaliated with a brutal swing of his axe that knocked out Davril, but Ara followed up by overwhelming him with the one-word command 'shed', which forced him to start giving into his orcish instincts and made him start building a shed, allowing Sigismund to build a massive castle-like shed, which BOB and Bulge picked up together and obliterated their enemy with. With a loud crash, the self proclaimed orc king was defeated, and, with his last cling to life said, "Borudash, you big smelly willy! Now all of Visvara will know that Doug Walker is the actual leader of the United Clan of Orcs." Unfazed from having just learned what the secret his parents were keeping, Borudash was pissed off he was still breathing and stabbed him with a handaxe, ending his need to run away. In the aftermath of the battle, Urmok-Bill approached the party and thanked them for their assistance, then explained that he and his Orctribe's mission hasn't stopped quite yet, as they still needed to eliminate the United Clan of Orcs, so Urmok-Bill and Don Cheadle planned to go meet with Emperor Munakata to discuss a partnership between them and the South Visvaran military (just as soon as they got the okay from King Xander). With one final farewell, Urmok-Bill gave them a rock with a Ninja headband that he found on his travels. Brugur Oradall Borudash was now emancipated from Jedah Varkgorim's rage and the secret his parents died knowing about would soon become common knowledge, with this weight off of his chest, Borudash and the West Side Boiz indulged in their newfound interest in shed-building. The Bulging Stick and Loz went to a nearby home bargains for supplies and got: a packet of cheesy wotsis, some garden gnomes, a bottle of lucozade, a 6-pack of Monster Energy Drinks, a mop, a packet of Vimto bon bons, a packet of Monster Munch, a packet of party ring biscuits, a DVD collection of the show Big Mouth, a Roblox tips and tricks guide, a set of birthday cards, a poker set, and some condoms. The price for all of this ended up being incredibly expensive, so they tried to sneak past the guy at the till, but their plan was to just crouch down and push the trolley under the till. Unsurprisingly, this didn't work and he called them out on it, so Loz casted a magic fog, masking them well enough to escape with ease. Sigismund and BOB went to the café they were in earlier to get some sausage rolls, but then Borudash had the fantastic idea to just take the eatery and put it in their massive shed, so Sigi turned into a bear and they hoisted it over to the shed, which they managed to do successfully, although they found a two large steel doors on the ground with fancy engravings on it. At this point, Bulge and Loz had returned and they all worked together to open the steel doors revealing a staircase downwards. They entered cautiously and found a fancy underground casino with a bunch of literal "rich fat cats" (albeit they were humanoid). Sigismund turned into a cat and tried to converse with the fat cats, and tried to express how he and Borudash wanted to put the casino into their shed. The cats looked at each other and all pulled out guns and started shooting at the West Side Boiz, however they managed to hide behind poker tables that they flipped up, except for Sigi, who quickly turned back to his normal state and got shot up close to death. Sigismund attempted to heal himself, while Borudash tried to create a diversion by holding up a tuna can to entice the cats, but they just called him racist and started shooting at them again. One of the cats quickly wrote down a message and sent it out of a pipe, so Loz turned into a bat and flew after it, where she managed to catch up to the raven and grab it with her little bat hands. She slammed the raven into the ground (still as a bat) and began beating it into the ground. The rest of the West Side Boiz were still being shot at, so BOB picked up the Bulging Stick and threw him at one of the cats with incredible speed, allowing him to kick his gun over to Brugur Oradall Borudash. Exposed, Bulge began getting shot at, and the unarmed cat brandished a knife and started swinging, but Bulge managed to kill the cat and retreat back behind the poker table, while dodging the bullets. Despite killing one of the cats, this didn't effect their struggle that much, until Loz came back still in bat form and devised a plan with BOB and Bulge. The Bulging Stick picked up Loz and they were thrown together at two cats that were standing next to each other by BOB, allowing Loz them both to mortally wound some cats, but the attack wasn't incredibly effective, failing to kill either of them and it subsequently got them shot at. Narrowly dodging the onslaught of bullets, they escaped, but so did the fat cats, out of a back entrance. Somehow victorious, the West Side Boiz began moving the casino into the shed, while Sigismund continued to construct it. Everything was going reasonably fine, until a nearby guard came up to them and asked if they had a permit to be building any there, so the Bulging Stick quickly scrawled on a piece of paper trying to deceive the guard into thinking it was a permit - they weren't convinced. The guard then said that he was going to get the authorities to sort this out, so BOB shot him as he was walking away, freaking everyone in the park out. Sigismund hastily started throwing the rest of the shed together and constructed legs to the bottom of it, then used shillelagh on it to get it to walk away. Nearby guards began throwing spears at the walking shed, which proved ineffective, until they brought a cannon out, which staggered it, but the West Side Boiz managed to make their great escape anyway.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 20: Captured Boiz===
On the run, the West Side Boiz make it to Barnsley, where they seek refuge for a while. They decide to go to the local cinema, where they watched Sonic the Hedgehog Movie 1, 2, and 3, until evening fell. After taking in that fantastic movie, they decided to go to Subway, where they all ordered sandwiches, although Loz, Ara, and Sigismund didn't want to spend the necessary funds, so Brugur Oradall Borudash generously offered to pay for them, although Ara gave him his money back and Sigismund just kept it and didn't buy anything causing an argument between them. The Bulging Stick was getting flustered by interacting with the woman working at Subway, much to Edron's distaste. Discreetly, the Bulging Stick tried to write a love note to the Subway Girl, but Edron found it and started berating his husband. Meanwhile, the argument between Sigi and BOB was heating up and he decided to shoot at the Subway Girl to show that he "wasn't fucking around". It narrowly missed her and hit the guy behind her who was apparently the current owner of Subway, who, with his dying breath, gave Subway Girl the position of CEO for Subway. She banned BOB and Loz from all Subways, because they tried to buy shares in the company. The Bulging Stick also left, because he didn't want to get banned from Subway and was presumably trying to escape from his angry husband. Sigi and Ara decided to return to Sigi's Moving Shed, where they found them arresting Davril, who was asleep in there the whole time. Two guards then spotted Sigi and Ara, where they were promptly arrested, since they released a gas that prevented the use of magic. Midnight fell and the West Side Boiz were all placed in a cell, where they discussed killing themselves in defiance and how much of a dick Bulge was being. Suddenly a guard came up to them and discussed making a deal with them, wherein their previous and future crimes will be erased, in exchange for their cooperation in assassinating Doug Walker. They agreed and were forced to put on death bracelets very similar to the ones Vos put on the West Side Boiz a while ago, while they were sent on a test assignment to track down the Bulging Stick and arrest him. Ara found him in the ginnel, so Edron went around the back to pincer him between them. A massive argument ensued with Bulge trying to convince everyone to let him go, with even Loz defending, but after Sigismund used moonbeam on them, he was arrested by the guard who set them the assignment.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 21: A Force to be Wrecked With===
The Barnsley police officer introduced himself as Bjorn Yeye, who was assigned to assist and keep an eye on the West Side Boiz on their mission to assassinate Doug Walker. Yeye then received a telepathic message from his station, informing him that he needed to get the West Side Boiz over to the floodgates, which would take several days, so they set off then and there. After a full day's worth of travel they ended up in a dwarf village, where they tried to get a place to stay for the night, but all the stores were wrecked up and full of people who hated Sigismund and warned the party against trying to deal with the local bandit problem. With little option they entered a love hotel for the night, until the Bulging Stick, Bjorn, Sigi, and Ara all heard a loud crash in the night. They each looked out a window from their respective rooms, where they saw two drunk bandits wreaking havoc upon the town. Seeing this as a call to action, Bulge jumped out from his window and started fighting them, but accidentally cut his leg open and started getting repeatedly kicked by the bandits. Bjorn walked down the stairs to try help, but Bulge insisted he was fine, so Bjorn made himself a chicken wrap, while watching the fight go down. Suddenly, the Bulging Stick managed to fight back and slice one of the bandits in half, aggravating the other bandit, who went in for an ambush attack, but Bjorn punched him with enough force to shatter all his bones. With the bandit barely gripping onto life, the Bulging Stick interrogated the bandit for information on where their hideout was, so he pointed to a cliff not too far from the hill they were on, so Bulge, Bjorn, Sigi, and Ara set off. Meanwhile, Edron woke up from the commotion and saw them all going up to the cliffside from afar, so he decided to get up and follow them himself. Bulge, Bjorn, Sigi, and Ara made it to the cliff, where they saw that the bandits had dug their hideout into the side of it, so they entered it with caution, where a rather bored bandit was advising them to get out of their, but Bjorn started stressing him out about the legality of having a hideout on a piece of land he didn't own, so he ran away. The path then split into two, a set of stairs going down and a door, so they split into twos. Bjorn and Sig went down the stairs to find four bandits having a jam session, but they were struggling for lyrics. Bjorn asked them what their band name was, so they gave him their working title name of 'Bag of Peas', prompting Bjorn to suggest they change it to the Band-its; with a strange epiphany on their hands, the lead singer asked Bjorn to be their producer and he immediately agreed. They then played their song Banana Boy, worried that the song wasn't good enough, but Bjorn was moved to tears by it, so they left the bandit business to pursue music full time. Eventually, all four of the West Side Boiz reconvened, since both routes led outside to a path that went to two different rooms (one on the same level as them and one lower down). They all decide to investigate the room on the same floor as them, where they saw a large, fat bandit, who was dying from the heat, but worst of all he couldn't turn the TV away from Big Mouth. He pleaded for the party to get the remote for him, but it was on top of a pile of spiky trash. Fortunately, Edron had finally got to the cliffside, where he saw the rest of the party enter the fat bandit's room, so he jumped down and crashed in, but landed on the trash pile, getting impaled by a giant Pez dispenser. Luckily, the remote rolled over to the fat bandit, who managed to turn it away from Big Mouth and onto Seinfeld, which made him laugh so hard he sweated all his fat away, revealing a nice 6-pack underneath. Ara reassessed everything he knew about medicine. Altogether, the five of them descended lower into the hideout, where they saw a trapped dwarven priest, who pleaded for them to help him out, but just as they were about to, two very evil insane guys jumped out and attacked them, excessively drilling in the fact that they were evil and insane. Edron swung his sword at one of them, but missed and hit Bulge instead, but Sigismund decided to just maul one to death as a bear, causing the other to flee into the river below, vowing revenge. They all pressed onwards, where they entered a room with a giant beast of a man inside. It was the head bandit, Hopper, who was evil and weird, but not insane. They all engaged in combat with the West Side Boiz proving themselves victorious, as Edron landed the final blow with his Bartholomew Blade that smashed him out of the room into the river below, but they never heard a splash into it, because Hopper had transmogrified into a strange chimera that flew away, vowing to destroy Sigismund's dwarf village. The rest of the bandits ran away from the hideout, so the West Side Boiz looked around to loot it, but there honestly wasn't much. They all returned to the village, where they had an afternoon lunch together with the others who had woken up by now. Bjorn joined the Band-its' band session, while the Bulging Stick and Edron started feeding Ara his turkey dinosaurs (he wouldn't eat them in any other shape), which they got from an order from Uber Eats, which only offered a food delivery service, so Edron suggested they get into the travel market.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 22: Magic Kart ===
As the West Side Boiz continued their journey to the floodgates, they came across the town of Moteng. Davril went to the nearby well, where he was pushed in by Edron, causing him to break his legs, while in there, Davril began pooping himself. The well was then closed off by Edron and Sigismund with a circular piece of wood they got at the wood store. Without Davril, the West Side Boiz all went to the bar, where they got drinks from a bizarre bartender, who didn't like blue people. Everything was fine until a brooding man approached them and called them all "inferiors". Understandably annoyed, Edron told him to fuck off and tried to punch him, but the man dodged and countered with a punch of his own, knocking a bunch of his teeth out. He then pointed to a poster and challenged them all to a competition at the Moteng Magic Kart Cup. The majority of the group agreed and so the brooding man, Count Factula, fled to the arena, after punching Edron again. They all rushed to the arena to sign up, where they met with the other racers, who just ended up being Count Factula and the bartender lady, Sorka Mardik. The only exceptions were Ara, who was too scared, so he just spectated, and Loz, who decided to independently investigate something. Meanwhile, a dragonborn guy called Miguel Medel was on his way to the arena, where he noticed the city's well was covered by a piece of circular wood. Finding this somewhat unusual, he opened it up and found Davril. Following a short conversation, Medel got a grasp of his situation and took of his trouser to help him out the well. He climbed down the well, whilst accidentally pooping on Davril, where he finally grabbed the bard with nothing but his ass cheeks and proceeded to climb out. He then invited him to join the Moteng Magic Kart Cup, which Davril agreed to. It turned out that Miguel Medel was also a watcher of the hit quiz show, the Chase, which Davril is on. Eventually everybody was in the lobby and finally Nicholas Orino, the three-time champion of the cup, entered and greeted them all, while announcing that they had to decide starting positions. As they all entered, the West Side Boiz found their new personalised karts and the race began. Count Factula and Nicholas Orino took the lead to begin with, but Count Factula was eliminated due to damage he sustained from the Grey Render hazard and Orino's attacks. Later Sorka Mardik was eliminated by the Grey Render, then in the second lap, Davril was eliminated due to suffering attacks from both the Bulging Stick and Edron Bartholomew II, which were piled on top of damage he sustained from Brugur Oradall Borudash, who was still an entire lap behind and was resorting to just firing attacks at everyone, which ultimately caused Nicholas Orino to get eliminated next. Later Bjorn and Edron were neck-in-neck, racing towards the finish, while Miguel Medel and Brugur Oradall Borudash were fighting each other. Eventually, Bjorn managed to get first place, with Edron in second, and Bulge close in second. BOB, while still a lap behind managed to eliminated Miguel Medel, earning himself fifth place, since Sigismund was still technically in the position in front.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 23: The Eastern Floodgate===
Three days later, the West Side Boiz make it to the Eastern floodgate and see there towering structure above them, protecting the entirety of South Visvara from a devastating calamity. Wasting no time, Loz carries Bjorn Yeye into a window to unlock the door on the ground level, where he comes face-to-face with three gorillas. They look at him and start aggressively dancing, so Bjorn sets one on fire, enraging the others, but he was able to dodge their attack. Edron was brought up next and he sliced another gorilla in half and Bjorn killed the final one after it attempted to hit them both. With the enemies defeated the two of them went downstairs and saw two guards playing twister and they wouldn't let them past without defeating them in a game first. Edron went first and failed miserably, so Bjorn followed up and placed his left hand on green so firmly that the guards had heart attacks and died, allowing them to take the keys and move forward, but as they got to the door to the others, they realised it wasn't locked at all, but everyone tried to ignore that fact, so that they didn't just do all that for nothing. With another room on the other side, the party decided to split up: Ara and Sigismund waited outside on lookout, while Davril, Edron, and BOB went to the room on the left, where Dav and Ed played a game of twister. Meanwhile, Bjorn, Bulge, and Loz went through the other side, where they saw a guy eating a pie his beautiful wife prepared for his lunch break, so they all tried to coax information out of him by posing as "gate inspectors". Eventually they found out that the job pays pretty well and the floodgate was scheduled to open just after lunchtime, so they hastily made their way further up, where they saw two more people on their break, so they distracted them by telling them that they were gate inspectors and continued onwards, where they got to the gear rooms. Two more guards were about to start opening that side of the floodgate, but Bulge asked to look at the key, "for inspection", then he just swallowed it, so they both left to inform the captain, Robert Walker. As they left, Bjorn covered the room in police tape and then told the returning guard that the floor had now become a police crime scene, so the floodgate's opening will have to be delayed, so they all went up to the top floor. Meanwhile, Davril and Edron completed their game of twister (the victor was unclear) and they made their way up a floor, where both Dav and Ed put newly found gorilla suits on. They proceeded to the next level, where they were blinded by an intense light and some guy saying "oh man, I put way too many mirrors in this room, so Brugur Oradall Borudash used his final bullet to break all the mirrors and shoot the guy in the leg at the same time. BOB then went up to the man and started spouting something about a revolution, then threw all of his money, alongside Ed and Dav's into the ocean. He then killed the man after he ordered him to kill Davril, but got slept. Borudash also tried to kill Davril, but was similarly slept. Edron and Davril tried to throw him into the ocean too, but he was too heavy, so they just removed his clothes and left him there. As they got to the top, they were then face-to-face with Doug Walker's brother, Robert Walker, who was in charge of the floodgate's opening. Seeing that he looked very powerful in his gigantic armour, Davril asked Edron to throw him downstairs to wake up BOB. Everything went according to plan, but instead of helping them, Borudash grabbed Davril and jumped into the river the floodgates were keeping at bay, causing them both to get swept away somewhere. Having just abandoned the mission BOB's bracelet injected a magic potion into his veins that was sure to kill him in seven days, if he didn't return with Davril. Meanwhile, The Bulging Stick engaged in combat with Walker and killed him in one critical slice, terrifying the other soldiers.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 27: Castle Siege===
Eventually, the West Side Boiz make it to Friga, the city that houses Castle Dragne. As they entered, a man in a hood approached them and handed them a letter from the Adron Knights, as he left, he looked back and coyly revealed his identity to be Don Cheadle. The West Side Boiz opened it and read it, learning that the Adron Knights had been waiting for them and that the plan is to storm the castle at 7 that very night, so they need to prepare themselves for the most tasking night of their adventure. At 7 o'clock, they all marched to Castle Dragne with the Adron Knights. After a cool minute of silence, they all charged forward bellowing their war cry, "Jenny!!", while the soldiers of Castle Dragne came forth.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 28: Nemesis===
Sensing that the rest of the West Side Boiz needed his help, Sigismund tried to climb up a zipwire to get to them, but was too fat and heavy in his bear form, therefore making him unable to assist them.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Episode of Madness 10: A Little Help===
Despite the immense strength of the West Side Boiz, the Adron Knights, and some random local villagers, they were still getting overwhelmed by the soldiers of Castle Dragne, but the scales were suddenly tipped in their favour when Bear Bearington appeared and revealed he'd been organising help since the last time the West Side Boiz saw him. Sigi and Loz were still getting backed into a corner though, but they were saved by Reiss.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 30: Epilogue ===
Sigismund returned to his moving shed and lived in it alone as a hermit, wandering around Visvara as a mobile attraction to behold. At some point he'd come into contact with the bone of an old one, then later began staying in a hole in the ground, disappearing from the rest of society.
=== Radiance of Visvara - Chapter 7: Talking Sigismund ===
After around 69 years of solitude, an earthquake occurred and the hole he'd buried the moving shed in was unearthed, eventually prompting a group of people to investigate it. A dwarf called Jeremy entered his shed while he was making coffee in the West Side Café, so he took him to his bedroom after sensing that he felt unsafe from a malicious pursuer. Eventually three people entered the bedroom, one of them explained that "Roger wasn't going to kill [Jeremy] anymore," so he climbed down and explained who the giant dwarf was. Upon being asked questions by the awe-struck Moss Boiz, Sigismund just stared and got more comfortable in his bed. After figuring out a system to communicate with him, the Moss Boiz discerned that he could talk, but just didn't want to, and was only willing to answer yes or no questions, or questions he could answer through actions. Geron asked if he could cure his father's late-on-set HIV, prompting the giant dwarf to shake his head and hand the thief a compass that wasn't facing North. He then gave Roger Heart a box with a bone from his bedside drawer and gestured for him to keep it, sexually awakening the dragonborn into believing he'd found the perfect man. Sigismund rolled over in his bed and began going to sleep, while the Moss Boiz left for their next adventure.
==Gallery==
TalkingSigismund.jpg|Sigismund (3rd edition render)
Sigi5.jpg|Sigismund (2nd edition render)
WSB Serious Sigi.jpg|Sigismund (1st edition render)
SIGISMUND.jpg|Sigismund about to be struck by lightning
Maybe (3).jpg|Sigismund (old concept artwork)
Sigi01.JPG|Minion Card
KasdassoSigi.jpg|Sigismund doodle (Kasdasso)
KasdassoPoncho.jpg|Massive Blacksmith Bloke doodle (Kasdasso)
EOM4SIGI.jpg|Sigismund preparing a thunderwave
EOM4THUNDERWAVE.jpg|Sigismund doing a thunderwave
MagicKart_Sigi.jpg|Sigismund's Magic Kart
EOM10.3.jpg|Episode of Madness 10 (page 3 of 18)
EOM10.18.jpg|Episode of Madness 10 (page 18 of 18)
2YearAni SOV.jpg|Davril in the Visvara 2 Year Anniversary Poster
== Trivia ==
* There are two ways of interpreting how Sigismund communicates in Radiance of Visvara: he's completely silent, but is willing to hold up fingers to answer yes or no questions, or he talks exactly like Talking Ben.
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