チューチュー★ドレイン (Choo-choo ★ Drain)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
お昼下がりの喫茶店 	ohirusagari no kissaten 	One early afternoon at a coffeehouse,
若い男がささやくの 	wakai otoko ga sasayaku no 	A young man whispers to me,
ネズミ講ではありません 	nezumikou de wa arimasen 	“This isn’t an MLM. You can become
お金持ちになれますよ 	okanemochi ni naremasu yo 	Wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.”
 	 	
パンフレットの写真には 	panfuretto no shashin ni wa 	The pamphlet photos are overflowing
溢れ出してる成功譚 	afuredashiteru seikoutan 	With success stories.
これ見よがしに見せつける 	kore miyogashi ni misetsukeru 	He’s flaunting them for show,
マセラティの伊達男 	maserati no dateotoko 	This alpha male and his Maserati.
 	 	
THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA	THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA 	“THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA!
紹介するだけでン百万 	shoukai suru dake de hyakuman 	Earn untold millions just by introducing people!
THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA	THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA 	THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA!
こんな旨い話はない 	konna umai hanashi wa nai 	It’s too good to not be true!”
 	 	
会社説明1時間 	kaisha setsumei ichijikan 	“Just give me 1 hour to explain the company,
商品説明1時間 	shouhin setsumei ichijikan 	And another hour to explain our products.”
ホットがアイスになろうとも 	hotto ga aisu ni narou tomo 	My once-hot coffee is getting so cold I see ice forming,
口説き文句は止まらない 	kudoki monku wa tomaranai 	And yet his pickup lines won’t stop.
 	 	
市販のものは毒だらけ 	shihan no mono wa doku darake 	“The stuff you get off the shelves is full of toxins,
うちのは安全！高品質！ 	uchi no wa anzen! kouhinshitsu! 	But ours is safe! And top quality!”
大手企業を引き合いに 	oote kigyou o hikiai ni 	He keeps referencing the biggest company
赤いシャンプーdisります 	akai shanpuu disurimasu 	To diss their shampoo in the red bottle.
 	 	
THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA	THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA 	“THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA!
経営陣はスゴい人 	keieijin wa sugoi hito 	Our managers are like superheroes!
THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA	THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA 	THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA!
将来性は抜群よ 	shouraisei wa batsugun yo 	Our future prospects are excellent!”
 	 	
4人の子分を誘ったら 	yonin no kobun o sasottara 	“When you’ve recruited 4 people to the rank below you,
権利収入をあげましょう 	kenri shuunyuu agemashou 	We’ll give you a commission.
子分が子分を誘ったら 	kobun ga kobun o sasottara 	And when those people recruit people to the rank below them,
さらにボーナスあげましょう 	sara ni boonasu agemashou 	We’ll give you an even bigger bonus.
 	 	
おっと！布教のその前に 	otto! fukyou no sono mae ni 	Sorry! Before you can go and spread the good word,
商品セットをお買い上げ 	shouhin setto o okaiage 	You’ll just have to buy a product set.”
10万越えの初期費用 	juumankoe no shoki hiyou 	The start-up cost is more than 100,000 yen.
胡散臭さが拭えない 	usankusasa ga nuguenai 	He can’t dispel this sense of shadiness.
 	 	
THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA	THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA 	“THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA!
そうさお前は金蔓さ 	sou sa omae wa kanezuru sa 	Yes, you too can generate revenue!
THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA	THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA 	THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA!
御託はいいから金払え 	gotaku wa ii kara kane harae 	Never mind the ten-dollar words, just pay up!”
 	 	
野口英世を生贄に 	noguchi hideyo o ikenie ni 	Sacrificing a 1000 yen note,
逃げ去る夜の喫茶店 	nigesaru yoru no kissaten 	I take flight into the night outside the coffeehouse.
昔の貴方の面影は 	mukashi no anata no omokage wa 	Every trace of you from long ago
脆くも崩れてゆきました 	morokumo kuzurete yukimashita 	Has crumbled, succumbing without resistance.
 	 	
THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA	THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA 	“THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA!”
愛する友を締め上げて 	aisuru tomo o shimeagete 	You’re putting the screws on your best of friends
THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA	THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA 	“THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA!”
なけなしの金を搾り取る 	nakenashi no kane o shiboritoru 	And wringing what little money they have out of them.
THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA	THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA 	“THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA!”
親切心のつもりでしょ? 	shinsetsushin no tsumori desho? 	You think you’re being kind, don’t you?
THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA	THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA 	“THE GREATEST COMPANY OF AMERICA!”
さよならあなた、大好きでした。 	sayonara anata, daisuki deshita.	Farewell, my darling. I loved you so.
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