Edward Regnuard

== General Information ==
Edward Regnuard (real name EuaoixDeau2 €éerDeauu rEuaoixGarçon <3soleil<3 Ueéerdeau) is a minor antagonist in Act 4. While initially appearing helpful to the main 8, they immediately dislike him due to his creepy nature and smell of snails. He consistently pesters the main 8, attempting to "help" them at first, but then forces them to participate in odd games and overall becomes a nuisance to them. He is very loud, obnoxious, creepy and he uncomfortably flirts with everyone he is around extensively. He is quick to anger and acts as though he is hiding something.
Edward has a lot of unique vocal tics and phrases. His most well know is his 'sheeh!' that he exclaims when shocked or surprised. He accompanies this with raising one arm in the air, while the other sits across his chest. One leg will often spring up at the knee and if he is really startled his shoe might fly off, causing his sock to become loose and sway in the air. Edward also refers to himself as 'moi'. His laugh is unusual, usually being written as 'ho ho' or 'uhyo~!'.
== Appearance ==
Edward is a tall, thin man who usually is seen in a purple or pink suit. He is well known for his large, protruding overbite of three large teeth which he is very prideful of. He is a very graceful and theatrical man, often walking on tippy toes and twirling. He has a thin black mustache, a small nose and long, narrow eyes. His hair is a smooth bob with a straight fringe and flicks around his cheeks. His hair stylistically ruffles if he is irritated or disheveled. It is usually black but can also be depicted as a deep brown. He is often seen with a small hat or cane. His clothes are sometimes tattered and torn. His socks in particular are always loose and patched up, which is visible when he 'sheehs' and the sock comically springs out.
== Background Information ==
After the Rabbid invasion, Edward Regnuard escapes France and finds himself in the Sahara jungle nearby Minecraftia. At some point, he ended up in Springfield, and becomes feared by the populace directly, not just due to his Frenchness. After this, he begins referring to it as a 'promised land'. After a while of camping out in the jungle, the main 8 float down the river and Regnuard is able to have them stay in his tent. He then follows them as they run down the continent, constantly pestering them with unwanted games and company. Eventually, he forces them to participate in a survival challenge as he attempts to woo Martha. When Bodil attempts to help martha, he shoots him with a crossbow. Luckily, through Trog, Regnuard takes injury instead. Unfortunately, through his French people abilities he survives. Eventually, he leads them to a boat which they use to sail to Springfield. At Springfield, The Simpsons immediately accuse Regnuard of being French, and he is arrested by them. He escapes, however, and ends up at the boat docks at the end of the chapter. 
== "Death" ==
On the boat, Regnuard confronts the main 8 and confirms that he is French by tearing off his clothes to reveal a French tricolor leotard. He threatens yanytord with a French baguette before getting into a standoff with Napoleon. While Regnuard is shot in the head several times, he doesn't die and is merely pained. Domstiel acts quickly, pushing him to the ship's deck, and Yannytord and Domstiel lift Regnuard up and throw him off of the ship, where he is eaten by a Shark. Although the main 8 assume he is dead, it has been confirmed that Regnuard survived, and lives in the shark. We might expect him to make an appearance in Act 5.
== Fun Facts ==
* Regnuard was originally thought of as a character that would be introduced in chapter 87 only to die the next chapter, so that there could be a character with Sidney Crosby's number as their chapter origin. It was changed, however, to have the character die in chapter 87 due to a good time to introduce a character.
* Regnuard was originally going to be discovered to be French when he suggested skipping in line at a fast food drive through, which only French people do.
* Regnuard isn't discovered as being French even after the simpsons accuse him as such, which is a comical joke that lasts throughout Regnuard's appearance.
*Regnuard's real name is based off of This Image.
* His pronouns are il/lui/ses
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Category:Antagonists
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