Polinguistics

Polinguistics refers to the unique speech patterns of Poliners and the people they associate with. It is best described as a very obscure dialect of English. However, unlike other English dialects found in Newfoundland, Polinguistics bear no resemblance to Irish or Old English. The main influencing factors in Polinguistics seem to be , the phrase Titty Room, pop culture , and the sounds made by Aiden Dunne, usually called Aidenisms. In some versions of Polinguistics, especially as when spoken by Liam Peacock, and Ryan Wrice, abstract intellectual thought with severe awkwardness is also a factor. 
== Characteristics of Polinguistics ==
A special characteristic of Polinguistics is that it is very susceptible to linguistic diffusion. The constant interaction between Poliners causes its linguistic properties to be passed on from person to person. In fact, whereas normal linguistic diffusion takes millenia to occur, the linguistic diffusion of Polinguistics can occur in mere hours. In this fashion, certain nonsense expressions, such as Aidenisms, are often adopted by every Poliner in the household. This diffusion is facilitated by Polincronicity, although diffused phrases are also subject to Polindividuality, which leads to polinguisitic phrases shifting in sound and meaning over time.
== Origins ==
It's been long known that Poliners, particularly Aiden Dunne, have strange and unique speech patterns. However, the actual term to describe this was coined about five minutes ago. 
==Selected List of Polinguistic Phrases==
*Exotic Narcotic
*Riddly-diddly
*Sandbagger
*Welcome To The Jungle
*He got some good wood on that one, Rance.
*Big Juicer
*Back to back jacks
*Anyone around da mall wit' a baby seat?
*That's what she said
== Criticism ==
Some would suggest we broke English.