The Sims 2 Transitions (Spanish)

== It All Began ==
“I'm going to accompany you on your first foray into The Oddities... I want to make sure you don't screw everything up at the first opportunity. No, of course I won't be with you in person. If someone found out that I control everything, it would screw up the show! No, I've had my people develop a tiny earpiece that you'll wear constantly so it can talk to you without anyone knowing. Now get out there and I'll walk you through your first day in The Oddities. And get me those ratings!”
“What are you doing here? Get out there and learn your new role!”
“Your house, (sims name) Get familiar with it...because you're going to live here for a long time! You'll need some furniture, but that can wait. Of course there are things that can NOT wait; That's why I've sent my best specialists to supply you with a toilet. Nothing to write home about, but it will do its job. Until then, go for a walk around town.”
“Ah, there you have one of your neighbors!”
“It's Jonny Melavo, a filthy biker... He's definitely not the kind of guy I like. Why don't you go make friends with him? He never hurts to have a big strong friend on your side when you arrive in a new city. “
“Hey, what's up? Did you just move into this house? So we are neighbors! My name is Jonny Melavo. This city is great; I'm sure you won't regret moving here.” 
“Well cut the crap, (sims name) If you want to befriend him, you're going to need to do more than just say "what's up?" You are going to have to establish a friendly conversation. Start now Once the conversation is started, do things that make him like you!”
”Hey great! I've known you for a few minutes, and already it seems that we were colleagues. But now I have to go run some errands. See ya, (sims name)”
“Hahaha! Perfect! You've handled it perfectly! These goons have no idea what's in store for them... Once you insinuate yourself into the lives of the townspeople, it'll be a piece of cake to wreak havoc that will send ratings soaring! As you continue to have conversations with the people of the city, your social skills will improve and you will be able to make them feel what you want them to feel. There will be a time when you have to learn new Social skills, because not all the inhabitants of the city respond to the same strategies. If someone doesn't respond to one strategy, try another!”
“Oh, I forgot: I've set you up a bank account with a few Simoleons to get you off to a good start. We do not want to arouse suspicion among the citizens, so from now on you will have to do odd jobs or play games of chance in the city to earn your own money. If you want these batrachians to accept you as their new neighbor, you're going to have to buy some furniture. Go to the pawnshop... It's over there. By the time you get back, the props department should have the toilet installed for you.”
“The toilet isn't ready yet... Go to the pawn shop to buy some furniture. And stop coming bothering me here! It's ME who should contact you, remember?”
“...Don Fusilli, I thank you for the opportunity... no, I thank you for the privilege... no, the honor. The honor of...”
“oh! May the lord have mercy on me! Jopé, what a scare you have given me; I thought that... well, that doesn't matter. He's never seen you before, wimp. What's your name? (sims name) huh? That sounds... wait a minute. You're not coming from the Don's side, are you? To see me, Jaimito the Necks? Oh, thanks to the Supreme Maker. You have no idea how happy you make me say that.”
I'm glad you could come, Donnie; My little fish have missed you so much. Come a little closer...
“Hey, who are you? You are not Donnie. Did that coward send you in his place? That pathetic little... Who am I? WHO AM I? Who the hell are YOU, luminary? Well, (sims name) well, if you see Donnie "Spike" Pimples, tell him that Don Fusilli wants a favor from him. Understood? ...and if you DON'T see it, well...forget I said anything about anyone. In agreement?”
“Look, you cobblestone, I know my father told you to follow me, but that doesn't mean you have to. Aren't you one of my father's GORILLAS? That haircut... makes you look like a henchman. Oh sorry, (sims name) I'm Ara Fusilli. But don't presume that you know me. It could be dangerous. Oh, don't put that penalty card. I'm not really bad... just twisted. Well, what's new?”
“Bah! It is a real pleasure to meet such a model of health and strength for the youth of Las Rarezas. My name is Pepe Pimienta, and the sea is my profession, although right now I am a bit stranded. The last thing I remember is sailing through the Indian Ocean on the way to Antarctica. I have no idea how I ended up wandering in a desert. Yes, but it is a mystery that I will enjoy solving! Bye.”
“It is the law of compensation. In Las Rarezas we have a lot of sun, but nowhere to swim. I mean, no safe place. None without radiation. In any case, hello. I'm Nieves Pesas: personal trainer, occasional model and spender of large sums of money. What do you do for living?”
“Hey, chump, where's the fancy hotel in this dusty hole? I'm looking for a place to spend the night. So you're not from around here either, huh? What a relief. Between you and me, I'd say the IQ of this town just tripled. My name is Lútor Millionetis, and I intend to squeeze all the juice out of this little town. You know, make some money.”
“I know, I know: you want to shake the hand that saved the world from nuclear annihilation in the movie "Nuclear Eve" Always the same: Oh look! It's Auda Sherif...international superstar, humanitarian and vegetarian chef! He would NEVER stoop to talking to an insect like me." People seem to forget that I'm a human being. I understand your confusion... come on that hand, mate.”
“I know who you are and what you came here for, so I suggest you take it in right now. If for any reason your situation changed, I would be the first person to know. Then I would inform you if I deemed it necessary. If you have any questions, please contact me. My name is Penelope Rojj. She tries not to arouse suspicion. In agreement? Splendid. We'll be in touch.”
“Hey! Any problem, young man? Come on, spit it out now, I have a meeting right away. A town council meeting. Because of the recycling. It's a hot topic, I'm telling you. GLOWING! And I have to be THERE to bring it to fruition. oh! You're not from around here, huh? Well, I'm the mayor, young man: Honest Manu, mayor of Las Rarezas! Of course, of course. In agreement. Understood. I will not forget. Great, but... AH! I think I'm already late. Did you want something? Tell me now, because I'm in a hurry.”
“Whoops! How's it going? She was looking for, well, the entrance to this building. Have you seen her anywhere? On the facade? Really? Wow...heh. Modern technology has some things... My name is Giusseppi Ruedi and the truth is that I shouldn't have told you.”
“Hello again. What's new? Buying furniture for your house? Ahhh; yes, it is always difficult to start from scratch on a new site. That's why my house has wheels... Just hook it up to the bike and head to the next city! If you need something, all you have to do is walk up to the shopkeeper and start talking. Store stock changes from day to day, so if you don't see what you want, come back another day. I have come in search of a contraption for my motorcycle, but nothing.”
“Looks like you've accomplished some great things. Well, do you want to take a look at my bike? It's a classic dual...”
“Wow! Looks like you have to go to the toilet, and soon! We'll have time for motorcycles, mate. Go solve your little affairs!”
“The toilet is already installed, so you can now place the rest of your furniture. Wow! It seems that we have arrived just in time... Hurry, before you make a mess! I don't pay your bail if you get arrested for not being able to control your ER... Hell, that would look great on a TV show!”
“Keep an eye on the performance meter. You have to be in top shape if you want to be in dance all day. To keep your performance meter high, attend to your basic needs. You won't be able to do anything on an empty stomach! Be sure to take care of your urges as soon as they appear or the meter will drop even faster.”
“Hello. Are there any good movies this week? I wanted to see the new Zaffbarg Skiffle Oolong, but it's not on the billboard. I suppose they will not have released it on this planet. Well... can I help you with something? You caught me in a private moment. Do you take the hint? In other words: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I RADIATE YOUR EYEBALLS AND EAT YOUR BRAIN. Thank you.”
“MMM. Right now I'd like some HUMAN BRAINS. I wonder where I can find one at this hour... OUT!”
“He he. It has been hilarious! Um, I mean, I'm sorry. It was Búrpel, one of the alien actors I'm going to introduce later in the series to slow things down a bit... but he's here early, so I told him to hide in your house. So if you want to convince him to give you his place on the porcelain throne, you're going to have to give up niceties. The next time you talk to him, approach him with an aggressive stance. Try to beat him at his own game.”
“Good good! Calm down, you smug human weasel. Geez, can't a creature go about its business quietly? Bah! When my people find me trapped on this planet, you will be finished. See you later, complainer.”
“Look, (sims name) I don't want to have to personally push you around every time you have to do something difficult. Have you managed to intimidate Búrpel into leaving the toilet free?” 
“What the hell? Has Búrpel done that? Oh gosh... Take this plug; let's see what you can do. It's not a job for someone as rotten with money as I am. Come meet me in the conference room when you're done with your, well, business.”
“Well, (sims name) You sure have taken your time for such a basic bodily function. I have something I want you to do before you go back to mixing with the natives. We'll need to do an ad break periodically, and I want you to be a part of it: ads are so much better when the star of the show you're watching is on, don't you think? Don't worry: you'll get paid for your work, as long as it's good! on point? Well here we go! ACTION!”
“It's been fun, right? The more exciting ads we place, the more points we get in the ratings. And that means more Simoleons in my pocket. Oh yes, of course, and in yours too. But nowhere near as much as mine! In your absence, Jonny called and said he wanted to see you at the bar. Looks like you've screwed up something... I think you've gotten into some trouble, but you'd better go see him.
“I take this mobile phone. It has a microphone attached, so viewers can hear your conversations. And, in case you want to call them yourself, every time you meet someone new, their name and phone number will be stored in your address book. Take a look. Jonny's number should already be on it. And go to that bar now, and make it quick!”
“Colleague! Where are you? I'm at the bar, waiting for you to drag your ass over here. Hurry up!”
“Surprise! Happy moving day! Why didn't you see it coming? Ha ha! A party in your honor”!
“Wait a minute...so this isn't a referendum on recycling?”
“Mayor Manu, I have already told you three times: this is the opening party of...”
“Curse! You should be in town hall to vote for a recycling bill. Sorry, sorry...”
“Hello, colleague, I welcome you to the neighborhood. Here's a little gift to cheer up your queli a little.”
“Another one of those "Welcome" doormats? Knitted by your mother? What a pathetic gift!”
“Ah, I present to you Recruit Tank... the only person in The Oddities with a worse character than me”
“Jonny, who is this wimpy, ragged, skittish thing? What's your name, little thing? HIGHER!”
“Rumor has it that a party is being held here. What's the matter?”
“Hey Ara... yes, we're welcoming (sims name) latest addition to The Oddities”.
“Oh. Hi, (sims name) Well... where's the food?”
“Pss... I'm not really that grumpy, (sims name) I'm usually very gentle. It's just that sudden changes make me nervous. Right, Johnny? You incompetent, hypertrophied pile of pigeon droppings!”
You call this a party? And music? And the vibrations? And the party?
Wait a minute, Ara... I go down to the basement. I have a whole barrel of beef cecina 80 liters of must.
Are you following a high-salt diet again?
== Buried by the Mob ==
“Knock knock, wimp! Jaimito the Necks has arrived.”
“Not bad for someone who's just arrived in town with no job and no reputation. What's happening here? Aren't you robbing people of their prized possessions and selling them? You know, like for example a briefcase. Don't pretend to ignore what I'm talking about, (sims name) I've stuck to you like glue and you're not going anywhere until you give it to me. Not the LAPA, but the briefcase! Look: if you don't talk, I'm not leaving. Voucher?”
“oh oh oh! Not so fast, Caco Rogue. I already told you that you're not going anywhere. And if you think you can bully me out, I suggest you grow a couple of feet and get a couple more punches. Hahaha!”
“Enough! I said enough! Oh God, I screwed up. I know you don't have the briefcase. The truth is that I lost it. A guy gave me a briefcase to give to the Don right away. But earlier the Don had passed me this package with, well, some things... I'm sorry to be so vague, but that's how the Don works. Anyway, I did his job, but now I have to find his briefcase. Can you help me find it? Great. One thing is for sure: after finishing the first assignment I stopped by the bar. And he still had the briefcase. But then I went to the pawn shop and I didn't have it anymore. Then I freaked out and came here and... poof. Couldn't you tell the Don for me? I daren't.”
“Tell me the truth, (sims name) Do you find my way of dressing strange? Don't worry, you can tell me... no, wait. Forget this.”
“What are you looking for what? Tracks? Sure, you have my permission to look for them. I haven't seen anything weird, but that's because I've been trying to fix my freezer door all day. It's stuck! Good luck.”
“Quelin lent me this plug a long time ago. Could you give it back? I have finished bathing my animals.”
“Have you put the cap back on Quelin yet? I don't want him to think I'm a bitch.”
“I like talking to plants more than people. They seem to learn things more quickly.”
“But (sims name) you haven't really lived until you've tried my hot tuna soup with mayonnaise. I'll treat you to lunch one day.”
“Frankie Fusilli's electricity bill is seven times higher than that of other city dwellers. I wonder what he would use it for.”
“The plug of the dam! I had forgotten that I had lent it to Sancho. I'd better put it in his place before half the city loses power.”
“I moved to The Oddities to get away from my past... as a lifeguard. You see, I just thought that if I moved to a city without water, I wouldn't fall into the lifeguard trap again.”
“Rarities is pure crap, but its development possibilities are endless. What do you think I should build first? A 40-storey skyscraper or a stadium?”
“Oh colleague! You come to see me again, huh? To wish me luck on this glorious day. My briefcase? Lost? Jaime? Bah, he has always had more teeth than brain cells. Why are you crying now? That he wants YOU to help him in the work that I entrusted to him? I don't usually work like this, but if that information can help you find my briefcase... I'll tell you what we're going to do: Ara, my daughter, wears some sad. If you can cheer her up, I'll give you a hand. Capisce?”
“No, (sims name) leave me alone, okay? My head hurts, my feet hurt, and I've eaten too much garlic. So if you want to talk, don't mess with me. Touch yours.”
“I'm bored, bored, bored. I wanted to go to the casino, because my father has an agreement with the owner so that I am not allowed to enter. Well, I'd sneak in... but have some jerk in a cap and black jacket tailing me all week. Maybe you can see it; is not difficult. I think my father hired him to follow me around and make sure he didn't get me into any trouble. But if you distract him for a while, say a couple of hours, then I might sneak into the casino, play a little, and sneak out. If you do me that favor, I'll help you. Maybe I'll even get my dad to like you. It's risky, but why not, huh?”
“Shh! Don't draw attention to me, (sims name) I'm working. That's none of your business, you gossip. But believe me when I tell you, if I screw her up, I'm ready. Look, I told you that I need to concentrate, so go away!”
“Come on! You're going to get me found out. I'm not supposed to tell anyone that I'm following Ara as a favor to... to... Hey, boy, is that a... a paddle ball over there? An authentic Boing brand paddle ball? wow! When he was a kid he had a dozen of them. Can you leave it to me for a while? a couple of hits... please. Fantastic! Oh wow, what a time. I once went four hours without missing a shot. Will I be able to beat that record...?”
“Hey, (sims name) Looks like this is my chance! Wish me luck!”
“Hey, (sims name) your plan worked. I managed to get in without Giuseppi seeing me. I have a question: are all casinos equally boring? I mean... pay money to play money? Without any kind of intellectual or spiritual challenge? MMM. Either way, I've won 5,000 Simoleons by randomly saying "Card" and "I'm Hot" to the guy dealing. Cool, right? Either way, you've kept your promise. I'll tell my father how efficient you are. See you.”
“What have you fixed my freezer? Wow, fuck me. You must be a mechanical prodigy. Or have a nice pair of biceps. Thank you, (sims name) You are a true colleague.”
“Here you are: the loveliest young lady in town. What have you done?”
“Well, we wandered around the nuclear power plant looking for glow-in-the-dark lizards.”
“Ah, is this how young people today have fun? When I was young. we used to capture stray dogs for a few coins. But it's okay to ramble. I owe you a favor, don't I, (sims name) You wanted to know what Jaimito was doing for me, right? Well, you see: he was burying some photographs. That's all I know. If that information is of any help to you, I'm glad. Bye.”
“Keep it up! Our ratings are up, but we have to go to advertising!”
“...and we're live. Action!”
“Geez, I've been living in The Oddities since... oh, since before the invention of color. You see, it's just that when I was young everything was green and white. Really! You can look it up in the books.”
“If you see any giant scorpions out there, let me know. I think I killed them all, but I can't be sure.”
“Did you know that green glass is much more expensive to produce than brown or clear glass? I wonder why. Is there less green color in the world?”
“Have you seen my movie "The Rabid Otter"? Did you notice that he was wearing a fake head for the entire movie? I swear!”
“*Ding* I'm being as helpful as possible, which is, in my opinion, the most any sentient being could wish to do. *Dong*”
“Let's see... I was burying something for Don Fusilli... and you found little piles of sand... I must have buried something in the desert! Wow, you sure are good at being a detective! Take my shovel. Since you're so good at finding stuff, why don't you use it to find the briefcase in the desert where I've been digging?”
“What's the matter? I haven't seen you for hours... days... even months. What am I saying... years since we spoke. So update me! Buried? Well of course... dammit, I feel stupid. Could you avert your eyes so that I can suffer my embarrassment in private?...”
“Thank you. Although I'm still incompetent, I feel much better. It will be a long time before Don Fusilli asks me for a favor again. Which, thinking about it, would not be bad at all. But hey, (sims name) I want to thank you for all your efforts from the bottom of my heart and give you this... a family heirloom: the Super Steamer Water Gun. It was my first gun. With this, at the age of four, he managed to fill trays of ice cubes with water from 10 meters. Use it wisely, (sims name) And now to resume my usual illegal activities. “
== What Digs Beneath ==
“...and then the elephant sat on me. Luckily it was a small one, a ton or so. But when one of those lands, I swear to you, it makes a big splash. A crash of care!”
“If something like.”
“Look what a cute rat..”.
“... and another one. I wonder where they come from. Maybe, uh, a plane full of rats crashed or something. Or a meteor from another planet full of space rats. I do not know.”
“Aaah! Who's going? Turn off the light! We had our reasons for covering up the cave entrance, hairless orangutan. What is the matter with you? I can barely see you, but you smell like seaweed and you sound like an asthmatic donkey. If you want to play hardball, know one thing: we mole men want a life of luxury and freedom, so let's take the law into our own hands! To be more exact, we want the following items to complete our transition to the affluent class: A prickly cactus spine... a nice lump of fissile plutonium... a pair of rubber boots... and a bunch of iron. If our demands are not met, there will be more riots! That's it. You can go. Rather... you HAVE to go! Boo!”
“Rumors are circulating in the city that an underground race of mole men have infiltrated the salt mines. Can you confirm or deny it? What are they up to? How? Cactus spines? Iron? Plutonium? AND RUBBER BOOTS...wow, do you know what this means, (sims name) Me neither, but it looks bad. They are probably the ingredients of a super destructive weapon. What "seemed harmless"? are you kidding? Mole men are inherently twisted. you are deceiving yourself It goes like this, apprentice: Either you side with me and drive those clod diggers out, or you side with them and earn a one-way ticket out of town! do you follow me?”
“Great. I'll tell you what you have to do. Behave like nothing happened, okay? Do everything the mole men told you. Then meet me at the cave entrance. For it to work, we have to catch these mole men red-handed. Burning luck. See you, mate.”
“Sometimes when I see a tornado or a big sandstorm, I just snap until I reach its center. It's what I call "the zen zone." I find it relaxing.”
“Damn, I'd eat a hamburger right now. Do you know where I could get one? Because I REFUSE to go back to Miniopolis.”
“Isn't something strange happening? I think so. I'm serious... lately, the sauna seems less humid.”
“Do you think I should get a new tattoo? I was thinking of one that said, "Wherever you go, there you will be."”
“I am looking for form 451-G6-312Z-E for nuclear power sharing. Have you seen it for...? No, wait... form 451-G6-312Z-F. Geez, sometimes I look like an idiot.”
“I have to get out of the fission business. The future is in the merger, young man. Remember it.”
“Last week I commissioned a rare fanged ficus specimen. It should arrive any day now. I can hardly contain my excitement!”
“The only thing I don't control in this city is the weather. But soon it will happen.”
“I wonder where all these rats come from. I'd look into it myself, but Frankie's tasked me with finding something for him. He gets mad when I don't find something he wants me to find.”
“Hey, (sims name) tell me something: do you think the average citizen of The Oddities would be interested in a toilet paper recycling program? Tell me the truth.”
“Hurry up with the rib chair. I want Mrs. Melavo to check the excellence of my work, do you understand?”
“I'm sure I saw some creatures crawling under the sand the other day... or maybe I've been in the sun too long.”
“For me? From Jeb? Oh that old rascal... This will look great in my son's caravan.”
“Ah from the land, grument of fresh water. What's wrong? Are you perhaps looking for valuable and useful wrecks? Wellingtons? Well, I am familiar with boots of said material. In my time I came to own two pairs. Wonderful and elastic objects.No; Unfortunately, I lost my last pair years ago while he was fishing in the Oddities Lake. Ha ha! That you don't know where the lake is? Well, it is impossible, because it no longer exists. It dried up completely! They built a factory on top of the pier. Something horrible. They dismantle cars where we used to fish for carp. Take a look.”
“What if I'm a rich idiot? How "idiot"? Sure I'm rich, but I'm not a chump. what do you want? Come on, spit it out. Plutonium? Who told you that...? Hahaha! Very good (sims name) I don't know anything about any fissile plutonium-239. Nothing at all. But the right price might persuade me to find out something, you know what I mean. Oh, you know, someone with a keen intellect and fine-tuned business instincts could persuade me to, well, study the plutonium thing. You, for example. Considering your intellect... I think 300 Simoleons would suffice. Good price, huh?”
*Click-click-click* Greetings, humanoid. *Runrun* Please state the subject of your question. *peeee* *beep-beep-beep* I understand. You need scrap iron. *Boing* I'm sorry to tell you that we currently don't have any. *Piiii* *Ting* Not constantly, once my current task is done, I've been ordered to demolish some parts of this building to make way for some improvements. *Beep* *Beep* If you were willing to help me in my mission, that would speed up the process. And so you could keep everything that needs to be demolished. *Piiii* *Plonk* You must help us in the illegal scrapping. Let me know if that is acceptable to you. *plip*”
“*ts-ts-ts* Splendid work. Your skills are beyond reproach. *Beeee* *Clack* As promised, you can take anything we're going to demolish in this room. *Pip* Maybe metal shelving will work for you. *Pliiiip* *Click-click* Unfortunately, my schedule prevents me from assisting in the transfer. *Runrun* I'm only allowed to execute the missions that are entrusted to me. *beep* *Clonk* If the shelves are too heavy for you, consider asking another stronger human for help. *plip*”
“What's up, mate? Why do you have to bother? Can't you see I'm busy keeping an eye on this...? No, I'm not loitering. My attitude when I am prowling is very different from my attitude when I am on the lookout. Look, this is my loitering attitude... ...and this is my surveillance attitude... BIG difference, okay? If you were my colleague, I could chat with you, because that's what I do with my colleagues.”
“How can I help you, colleague? As you can see by my attitude, I'm very busy guarding this area on someone's behalf and for some reason I can't remember right now. Ah, a secret job. Stealthily. Understood. I am a tomb. Need help? Really? Sure I can transport something for you. I was probably born to do that... although I'm also good at beating the crap out of me. But that is another story. You first, (sims name) I've got your back.”
“Where is the thug I have to beat up? Let's teach that "pingao" a lesson... Wait a minute, I've messed up again. We're going to transport something, right? It is that I have confused my best talent with my second best talent. Beat up and carry things. Well, where is... that heavy thing? That row of tall shelves? No problem. Back off, mate.”
“It is done. All yours. I'm glad I was able to help. But it wasn't half as much fun as hitting someone. Next time you need to hit someone, leave it to me, okay?”
“What you can't find a cactus thorn? Come on, (sims name) the fate of The Oddities is in your hands. Where do cacti grow? And remember that you need one that has flowers. I said cacti…the plural of cactus. In other words, more than one cactus. Bah.”
“Stop what you're doing! We have to pay the bills. Let's go advertising!”
“... and we're back! Action!”
“Come here! Fast! Get out of his field of vision!”
“Show me the material, (sims name) Did you get everything they asked for? Good job, (sims name) Now we start the last phase of our operation. Deliver these items as you said. Act as if nothing happened. I'll be hiding in the shadows, filming the transaction. As soon as you deliver the merchandise, I will jump on the criminals and arrest them.”
“Aaah! There is still too much light! I should have asked you to bring some curtains. Ah, but I see that you have achieved everything that I have asked of you. Good job, human messenger of mine. But what a great job. Now, if you'll be so kind as to deliver the goods to me, we mole men can begin the last phase of our plan: "Operation: Infinite Leisure!" Good, huh? Give me the things now... Now! Already! Already!”
“Not so fast, man!”
“Aaaah! You have been followed, (sims name)”
“I know you mole men are about to build a weapon of devastating precision and power, but I will stop you!”
“I promise you that our intentions are harmless! (sims name), stop this psycho before she hurts someone! Please!
“We will not listen to your lies! (sims name) is on the side of the surface dwellers of The Oddities! Truth? Why are you hesitating, (sims name) You're not thinking of helping this underground psycho, are you? Well, make up your mind now! Either me and the survival of the human race or the tey of the moles and a life as a slave in their endless dark tunnels!”
“Not to mention, (sims name) you have to choose! What do you choose, humanity or the mole men?”
“Good job, (sims name) caught red-handed! And I've recorded it all! Now... stand back and let me deal with them.”
“Treason! What have you done, (sims name) irresponsible? What have we done to you?”
“Ahaha! What did you do to US? We humans know all about the mole-men and their evil, underhanded ways...”
“What is this conspiracy maniac talking about?”
“On guard, (sims name) do not let them escape!”
“Ha ha! Despite your efforts, we have thwarted your plot and defeated your leader! Surrender, king of moles.”
“Miss... (sims name) You are both very wrong. If he allows me...”
“Not so fast! You think I don't know the kind of terror that can be sown with some plutonium and a pair of rubber boots?”
“It's not like that! Yes, his colleague here has got us the last pieces of a machine that will forever change our lives, but...”
“Then you admit it!”
“But we're working on a self-propelled bulldozer that will make our dark, dank lives a little easier.”
“One that? An excavator?”
“You can't imagine the effects a lifetime of digging has on a mole man. My claws are knackered and I never have time to read a good book. Thanks to the bulldozer, we mole men will have all the free time that many of us deserve after countless generations of useless work.”
“Oh, wow. With the money I've wasted on this investigation... My superiors are going to kill me...”
“No one is going to kill anyone, dear lady. We'll see to it.”
== A Beautiful Scent ==
“We have a problem, (sims name) It seems that Quelin has discovered a powerful new perfume. An elixir so powerful that anyone, just by smelling it, will fall madly in love with whoever puts it on. And, in addition, they will be totally convinced that said person is also in love with them. This looks bad, (sims name) Many men throughout The Oddities have fallen victim to your bottled spell. As mayor that I am, think about the chaos that I will have to solve. The fights, the shouting, the constant harassment of which he will be a victim...”
“All this without mentioning that it is almost certain that poor Quelin is in love with ME. Yes, crazy and totally in love! Oh yeah; it is obvious. The way she looks at me; the way she sighs when pronouncing my name..”.
“Help me, (sims name) Investigate! Find out who are in love and planning to ask her out on a date. In the bell tower of the pawnshop there was a telescope that was used to keep an eye on what was happening in the city... maybe you can use that.”
“It is a fact that all women like horses. That's why I've tamed two wild ponies for our date at the end of the week.”
“Whoops! Hey, how strong! You're going to love that pony.”
“Where is she who is love for me?”
“I'm a normal human, so what's the whole problem?”
“O Quelin! She who has moved my heart! Oh, beautiful I'll take it.”
“What what?”
“I bought her a specimen of the rare desert hairy beetle. They're adorable. When she sees it she will melt; I tell you.”
“Hey, Ara, what time does the casino close? Or what time does it open? Or whatever? I have a total date... well, she doesn't know it yet, but I'm going to make some reservations for food and games and...”
“I'm sorry Auda. I don't know, I really don't usually go to those kinds of places.”
“Oh damn. Oh well... forget it. We will speak later. I have to go...”
“Why is Quelin getting so much attention? What does she have that the rest of us don't? A secret potion? Thats weird. I wonder if the other girls in town would be interested in buying that perfume... I should see what Ara, Penelope and Ava think.”
“What good would a love potion do me in this town? There are no men who are worth it. No, for now I will concentrate on work.”
“I don't need any love potions... I'm so yummy I need a man repellant.”
“Buy a love potion? No way; I'm not that desperate.”
“Have you talked to the girls? What have they told you? Ooooh... oh, well. Guess I'll have to... *sniff*”
“What do I think of love? Hmmm... love is an obstacle to a successful career. And that's not pessimism; it is a fact.”
“Penelope may find this strange parchment map interesting. I found it while she was digging under the city. Could you take it away?”
“Wow, looks like it's a map of an ancient alien sewage system. Wow! This could be terribly important!”
“Hey, (sims name) how many people do you think still owe me a favor? Yuck! Not even close, mate. Now here near.”
“I think love is a kind of... what's the word you were looking for...? this... disease?”
“When another person agrees with me, I begin to think that I must be wrong.”
It's only natural that you're in love with me, Quelin. I am a charismatic and prosperous man, I know how to cook and I have a great passion for recycling. Don't be so hard on yourself...
“oh! (sims name) What an embarrassment. I... you caught me rehearsing my state of the city speech. I still have to iron out a couple of, um, bad passages. Okay. Your secret mission... what have you managed to find out? Oh my God! Things are worse than I expected. Do these four MEMOS believe that the most beatific beauty of Las Rarezas is in love with them? Let's put an end to his lustful affections! But we have to act quickly... So let's go one by one so we don't get distracted. What is Sancho up to? I don't know what about a desert hairy beetle. Sounds disgusting... Get rid of it! I don't care how... but do it!”
“I'm very busy, (sims name) so keep it short. The desert hairy beetle? What a coincidence. I have one right here. It's a gift for Quelin... But now I can't talk. I've sent Jeb on some errands and I have things to do before he gets back.”
“Hello, (sims name) What's up? Yeah, I'm making a case for him right now. Sancho needed some plastic bags to keep his little hairy beetle dry. When it's dry it's a cute little thing. Cuter than a puppy and more adorable than a kitten. But the slightest splash of water causes the beetle to immediately lose all of its fur. It's probably a survival mechanism. And Sancho says that a hairy beetle without its hair is one of the ugliest monsters that exist. Very unpleasant.”
“Aaaah! What have you done to my hairy beetle? I can't give this to Quelin! My plans have fallen apart! For all the saints! Yes, that thing is disgusting! I should have bought him a hamster. *Sob!*”
“What has happened? What has happened? Have you finished with that beetle? Ahaha! Much better... It looks disgusting. And if you even get the idea to bring that up to Quelin, I'll... well, I'll... enact some very hostile laws against hairy beetles. Take it for granted. Well, (sims name) Round two... Auda thinks he's won Ms. Bernal's heart. Make sure she doesn't stand a chance.”
“So Auda needs a reservation, huh? Well, all you have to do is ask. You already know me. But then you don't want me to make a reservation for him? Geez, I don't think it's any of your business, is it?”
“What's all this about Quelin's new perfume? I don't like the sound of that at all. It could cause a lot of problems. We'd better save Auda the embarrassment of failing miserably with that young lady. I think I'll tell him we don't have any seats left. Speaking of the king of Rome...”
“Hello Pepillo, just the person I was looking for.”
“That's what I've been told, Auda. What are you up too?”
“Well, I'm sure you've heard that Quelin has a crush on me. It seemed like a bad idea to take her to the casino to eat and play a little.”
“Excellent idea, Auda... unfortunately, we are booked for several days.”
“Hey? You joke.”
“Yes, I'm serious, as sure as the sun rises in the morning.”
“And where the hell am I taking Quelin tomorrow? Picnic in the desert?”
“If you like that... sand and sun and not a drop of water for miles around.”
“*Ouch* Life sucks...”
“How's it going, (sims name) Give me an update. Ha ha! We have annoyed Auda but good! Damn ball climber. He will not be able to take my Quelin from me. Ready to rid myself of the next suitor? Tristán is going to be tough. He is so horribly charming... but I have faith in you.”
“I think I cut my finger yesterday, breaking in wild ponies. Look, do you see? That little cut. I hope it doesn't get infected. Yes, wild ponies. I'm going to win Quelin Bernal's heart with horses. Women love them. But they hate dirty stables. I'd give Quelin something if he saw how my stable was right now. That's why I have to clean them before I put the horses in there. Or that's why I've commissioned Giuseppi to clean them. It gives so much”
“Wow, can you believe it? Tristan Chinese Tale... THE GREAT Tristan Chinese Tale has allowed me to clean his stables. I'm freaking out. People are going to point me out on the street. They're going to say, "Wow, that guy knows Tristan Chinese Story." But well, can we talk later? I'm almost done. You should have seen this place before I got down to business. poof! All FULL of manure. If Quelin had seen how much poop was in here, Tristan would have had her cross…the size of his bicep wouldn't have mattered. poof!”
“You've come to pick up poop, huh? Don't get too excited. I've almost exceeded my weekly quota.”
“For all the manure in the world; You have left it like a paten. Unfortunately, I have nowhere to store it. The government only grants me a certain amount of manure per month. You're gonna have to take it away, (sims name)”
“You won't believe your eyes, Mr. Cuentochino. I have left them as a patent! Clean of dust and straw, up to the last corner.”
I already said it would be fun, huh?
“Right, sir...”
“ouch! What... what happened here? This site is a mess! It is awful!”
“It seems you lied to me, Giuseppi.”
“No, no, Mr. Cuentochino... for the love of God, I assure you that I cleaned it.”
“I don't think there's time left to clean this place up before Quelin gets here.”
“Oh God; I'm very sorry, Mr. Cuentochino. I'm so sorry.”
“But there is still time to throw yourself from a moving train. Come on! Let's go there! It will be even more fun.”
“Oh, thank you for giving me this opportunity, Mr. Cuentochino. I'm telling you the truth.”