Fighting Monstrous Obstacles in the Haunted Forest/The Jitterbug (Magixa1989 Version)

(Once in the Haunted Forest, Serena’s group cautiously looked around for any danger Christopher and Elise already told them about. They then came upon a sign and Fievel read it)
Fievel: (Reading) This way to Maleficent’s castle and Sugar Plum’s tower. Go away. I’d turn back if I were you.
Eevee: (Sarcastically) What a cheery sign.
(Tiger scoffs smugly)
Tiger: Oh, please. As if a sign with a threat could scare us away.
(They proceeded as Tiger hissed bravely and raised his fur. Suddenly, they spot a couple of dark-looking owls with glowing red eyes watching them. Tiger then panicked and tried to run away, but then he stopped and came back just when the group was about to go after him)
Fievel: Wow, Tiger. You didn’t run away thankfully.
Tiger: Well, Serena inspired me to be brave, that’s what. Sure I’m afraid, but…!
(He suddenly gasped at a medium-sized black spider sitting in its web blocking the way)
Tiger: A spee-A spida-A spidedede-An arachnid!
(Serena calmed him down)
Serena: I’ll take care of it.
(She goes up to the web and conjured some fire from her Elemental Sword)
Serena: Fire!
(She burns the spider web and its spider down to the ground with the Elemental Sword’s fire side. After putting the flames out, Fender then ushered everyone through. They then began talking while walking)
Pinocchio: I think there might be spooks here.
(Fender rolled his eyes)
Fender: Oh, come on! Spooks!
Liquidator: They don’t exist.
Meowth: (Agreeing) That’s ridiculous.
Tiger: So you don’t believe in spooks?
Meowth: Nope.
Fender: Nada.
Liquidator: Why, they….
(Suddenly, Fender, Liquidator, and Meowth floated into the air, shocking the others, and then crashed onto the ground, dizzying them while Liquidator materialized from puddle form to body form as the others ran up to them in concern)
Jiminy: Are you three alright?
Lillipup: You're not hurt, are you?
(Fender, Meowth, and Liquidator recovered)
Fender: Yeah, but that was weird! And we're not hurt, thankfully.
Meowth: Uh, we take it back immediately.
Liquidator: There are spooks.
(Then Tiger then began chanting to himself repeatedly in fear)
Tiger: I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do, I do!
(Bushroot and Jessie slaps him across the face, snapping him out of it)
Tiger: Ow, that hurt.
Bushroot and Jessie: Get a grip, Tiger!
Tiger: Okay. Thanks.
(At Maleficent’s castle, Maleficent, Sugar Plum, Diablo, and their henchmen are watching them trek through the Haunted Forest with Maleficent, Sugar Plum, and Diablo giving evil smirks)
Sugar Plum: You’ll believe in more than that when we finish with all of you, except Elise and those four brats and their three Pokemon!
Maleficent: I sense they are coming to destroy us and find out who the lost princess is.
Sugar Plum: Yeah, well, not on our watch, they won’t!
Maleficent: I say we send the Wolfos pack after them.
Sugar Plum: Good idea. Then they can pick their teeth with their bones!
(Maleficent and Sugar Plum summoned the Wolfos pack)
Maleficent: Our pets, go into the Haunted Forest and vanquish those do-gooders. But….
(She and Sugar Plum conjure up an image of Serena, Ash, Kaya, Lillipup, Pikachu, Eevee, and Elise)
Maleficent: Bring us these children and the Pokemon, alive and unharmed.
Sugar Plum: And we’ll fool Elise into thinking that I’m coming to her rescue when you chase her to my tower. And also, chase Elise to me, alive and unharmed, too.
Maleficent and Sugar Plum: Now go, swiftly!
(The Wolfos pack charged out of the castle into the Haunted Forest. Elsewhere, Serena's group were cautiously walking when they heard the Wolfos’ battle howls)
James: Sound like Wolfos coming our way!
(They arm themselves and then on cue as they keep watch, the Wolfos pack leapt out and attacked. But luckily for Serena’s group, they’re beating the Wolfos pack with flying colors via attacks and magic. Even Fender was defeating some Wolfos easily by hitting them with his axe. And when a Wolfos died, it instead disintegrated into flames and ashes. As soon as the Wolfos were defeated, Serena prepared her Elemental Sword, and the surviving remaining Wolfos, finally noticing what the sword is, backed off in fear and ran back to the castle, much to the group’s relief)
Serena’s group: Phew!
Popple: (Sneeringly) Yeah, you better run back to your masters!
(Suddenly, Christopher realized something)
Christopher: Hey, guys! I figured out what Maleficent’s weakness is!
Serena’s group: What?
Christopher: Water.
Serena’s group: Water?
Megavolt: Just like me?
Christopher: Yeah. And since we have water in the form of the Elemental Sword, we can strike Maleficent in her heart with it when it’s in the water side.
(The group understood)
Glameow: Okay. Water it is.
Pikachu: That'll stop them.
(Seeing the whole victory and discovery back at the castle, Maleficent and Sugar Plum got furious)
Maleficent: So, you think you can defeat us and our Wolfos, right?
Sugar Plum: Wrong! We’ll show you!
(They summon Maleficent’s goons)
Lead goon: Yes, Mistresses?
Maleficent: Seeing how those Wolfos failed, go out there and take their place on this mission.
Lead goon: Destroy the do-gooders, bring the children and Pokemon here alive and unharmed and we’ll trick Elise into thinking Sugar Plum is rescuing her. Got it.
(The goons clamored in agreement)
Maleficent and Sugar Plum: Now go, swiftly!
(They charge out into the Haunted Forest. With the group, they continued on when they heard battle cries coming their way. They look and see Maleficent’s goons charging at them, weapons ready. They then fought them easily, with Pinocchio and Jiminy placing traps on them. Suddenly, the remaining goons got livid and transformed right in front of their eyes into a giant flying goblin. It roared and flew over them, sending a gust of wind flying in the air, and knocking the group down. Elise then realized something and telepathically revealed this to Serena, Ash, and Kaya)
Elise: I know a powerful blast can defeat them!
Serena, Ash, and Kaya: How can we do it?
Elise: Concentrate the incantation with the Elemental Sword!
(Getting it, Serena, Ash, Kaya, and Elise aimed the Elemental Sword at the giant flying goblin who suddenly froze from its charging power. Then Serena, Ash, Kaya, and Elise began chanting the incantation)
Serena, Ash, Kaya, and Elise: Jazama, pajama
Pajama, jazama
Shimera kazam
Kimera kazam
Imera kazam
Paja, paja, jazama
Jazama, pajama
PAJAMA!!!!!!
(Then, the powerful blast fired at the giant flying goblin, defeating it for good. It then fell to the ground in flames until ashes remained. The group got impressed as Serena, Ash, Kaya, and Elise recovered with their help)
Pikachu: That was cool!
Christopher: You said it, Pikachu.
Elise: It was an emergency thing only.
(Back at the castle, Maleficent and Sugar Plum already told the possessed Beedrill to go do their mission after witnessing that victory)
Maleficent: After them!
Sugar Plum: And don’t let them deceive you!
(The Beedrill swarm flew off. Back in the Haunted Forest, Serena's group heard buzzing in the distance)
Popple: Odd….
Bushroot: Sounds like bees to me.
Quackerjack: But why are there bees in the Haunted Forest?
Christopher: The Haunted Forest normally never has bees inhabiting the area.
(They listen some more, and Elise realized suddenly)
Elise: Those aren’t bees!
(Then the Beedrill swarm came out)
Elise: They’re Beedrill!
Lillipup: Watch out!
Meowth: Their stingers are dangerous!
(Just when a Beedrill fired a stinger at them, they dodged. Suddenly, Fievel and Tiger noticed a control device on the lead Beedrill’s head)
Fievel: Something tells me the Beedrill are being controlled.
Tiger: Then let’s get rid of that device!
(He throws Fievel onto the lead Beedrill’s back and it started flying around uncontrollably as Fievel hung on while the group continued to fight off the Beedrill without getting stung. Then he steered the lead Beedrill right towards Tiger, who caught it and removed the control device, smashing it. Suddenly, the Beedrill and the lead Beedrill stopped attacking and got confused while Tiger released the lead Beedrill from his grasp and Fievel jumped back onto Tiger’s shoulder)
Fievel: How does it feel to be free?
Tiger: Feels good, doesn’t it?
(Impressed by Tiger and Fievel’s bravery, Serena's group thanked them and the Beedrill swarm buzzed in gratitude and then flew away from the Haunted Forest)
Christopher: Well, let’s take care of Maleficent and Sugar Plum.
Jessie: Make them wish they’re never born!
Serena’s group: Yeah!
Eevee: You said it!
(They resume their trek. Back at the castle, Maleficent and Sugar Plum were furious. First the Wolfos, then the goons, and now the Beedrill were defeated)
Sugar Plum: (Growls in anger) Looks like we have one more artillery.
Maleficent: Indeed. The Winged Goblins and Flying Monkey Pokemon.
Sugar Plum: But what if they get defeated too? Let alone free the Flying Monkey Pokemon from our control?
(Maleficent suddenly realized something calmly and smirked evilly, confusing an angry Hunter J)
Sugar Plum: What?
Maleficent: Maybe we weren’t throwing in the right curves at them. I shall send a certain invisible insect to create a diversion.
(Getting what Maleficent suggested, Sugar Plum smirked evilly in agreement)
Sugar Plum: Oh, I get it. That insect.
(Back in the Haunted Forest, Serena's group continued on when they heard something making a deeper buzz, making them stop cautiously)
Serena: Did you just hear
What I just heard?
(The deeper buzz was heard again as the group looked around cautiously and Elise got suspicious)
Popple: That noise don’t come
From no ordinary bird
(An invisible insect zipped by, buzzing)
Kaya: It may be just a cricket
Pikachu: Or a critter in the trees
(The insect buzzed again and Serena's group squinted their gaze at it and saw it while Elise recognized it)
Fender: It’s giving me the jitters
In the joints around my knees
Elise: That's a Jitterbug!
Lillipup: I think I see a jijik
Bushroot: And it’s fuzzy and it’s furry
Pinocchio: I haven’t got a brain
But I think I ought to worry
Fender: I haven’t got a heart
But I feel a palpitation
Tiger: As monarch of the forest
I don’t like the situation
Elise: Are you gonna stand around?
Ash: And let it fill us
Full of horror?
Tiger: (Getting determined) I’d like to roar them down
(He suddenly coughed while trying to roar a nyah)
Tiger: I think I lost my roar
(Suddenly, the Jitterbug zipped around Serena's group, biting them and making it shake a little)
Jiminy: It’s a whosis
Glameow: It’s a whosis?
Megavolt: It’s a whatsits
Popple: It’s a whatsits?
Christopher: Who’s that?
Popple, Team Rocket, and Fearsome Four: Who’s that?
Tiger and Fievel: Who’s that?
Serena's group: Who’s that?
(Suddenly, they began dancing out of control, as if their bodies are having a mind of their own)
Serena: Who’s that hiding
In the treetops?
Elise: It’s that rascal
The Jitterbug
Fievel: Should you catch him
Buzzing around you
Ash: Keep away from
Pikachu: The Jitterbug
Kaya: Oh, the bats and the bees
In the breeze and the trees
Eevee: Have a terrible horrible buzz
Elise: But the bats and the bees
In the breeze and the trees
Couldn’t do what the Jitterbug does
Lillipup: So be careful
Of that rascal
Jiminy: Keep away from
Serena’s group: The Jitterbug
(Then they began doing various types of dances like the Russian dance, tango, tarantella, ballet in the girls’ case, break-dancing, and various gymnastic moves)
Serena’s group: Oh, the Jitter
Oh, the Bug
Oh, the Jitter
Bug-bugga-wugg-wugga-woo
In a twitter
In the throes
Liquidator: Oh, the critter’s got me dancing
On a thousand toes
Jiminy: There she blows
(They continued doing those out of control dances and then the Jitterbug literally twanged Meowth's tongue. Then the dancing continued on and on after the Jitterbug let Meowth's tongue go and flew away)
Serena: (Panting) I-I can’t stop!
Elise: (Panting) Ne-Neither can we!
(They continued dancing until after the song ended, Megavolt got annoyed and crushed the Jitterbug to death, causing the spell to break and they collapsed in exhaustion)
Coming up: Maleficent and Sugar Plum finally send the Winged Goblins and Flying Monkey Pokemon to attack the group, capture Serena, Ash, Kaya, Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee and bring them to the castle, and lure Elise into a trap into returning with Sugar Plum to the tower. Then with Serena, Ash, Kaya, Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee in the castle, Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee make a daring escape with a hiding Glameow and Team Rocket and, after Team Rocket ends up imprisoned with Serena, Ash, and Kaya while temporally scared, Serena, Ash, and Kaya, along with Team Rocket, will make a critical discovery of Serena, Ash, and Kaya's families and friends searching for them, Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee back in Kansas that motivates the three to help themselves and Team Rocket escape.
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