Suction Cup Man (Brit'N'Game Jamie)

Suction Cup Man is a starter fighter in The Fighting Game of Everything.
==Bio==
If you ever hear the noise of suction cups while you're inside a tall building, that will be the sound of Suction Cup Man on his way up. This guy lives to climb any skyscraper he can find with his beloved suction cups, his favorite being the headquarters of a cleaning products company, owned by his arch-enemy Business Guy. Now that he is in The Fighting Game of Everything, Suction Cup Man is determined to climb the competition, one suck at a time.
==Pros and Cons==
===Pros===
*Has multiple opportunities to stop opponents in their tracks
*Fuck Death! allows him to cheat losing a round
*X-Factor is exclusively close range, making it difficult to avoid
===Cons===
*Only has minor range
*Weak standard attacks
*Slower than the average opponent
*Some specials, including A Song for You and Climbing Axes, need to be well-timed
*Fuck Death! can only be used once in the entire match
==Costumes==
*Default
*Piemations Merch
*Man (Depressed State)
*Suction Cup Sans
*South Park Style
*Plushie
==Throws==
FORWARD: Suction Cup Man jams a suction cup into the opponent’s midsection, causing it to stick. He pushes his foot on their leg to pull the cup off, succeeding and making them fall down.BACKWARD: Suction Cup Man shoves one of his suction cups onto the opponent’s face and yanks it off almost immediately, making them stumble past him. He then kicks them to the ground.
==Specials==
===A Song for You===
Suction Cup Man whips out a guitar and starts playing a few strings that last for 3 seconds. This attack appears to be useless, as if he uses it out of the opponent’s radius, nothing happens. However, if the opponent ends up within a close radius of Suction Cup Man while he is playing, he will slam the guitar over their head unless they attack him first, breaking it and stunning them, leaving them vulnerable. Breaking the guitar will mean a 10-second cooldown, after which he gets a new guitar.
===Superglue===
One of Suction Cup Man’s only 2 ranged moves. Suction Cup Man points a tube of glue in the direction he is facing, and squirts out a puddle of the stuff onto the ground a few feet ahead of him. If the opponent steps into it, they will be rooted to the ground, unable to move and only allowed to use their standard attacks. They will remain rooted for 3-4 seconds. Although they can free themselves by spamming inputs, this has the disadvantage of a self-inflicted bleeding effect, which lasts 4 seconds. Unfortunately, even Suction Cup Man isn't immune, and will get stuck himself if the steps into the glue. The glue disappears if nothing happens to it for 5 seconds.
===Climbing Axes===
Suction Cup Man equips a pair of climbing axes, and after about a second of windup slams them down onto the opponent. Upon a successful hit, the opponent will be stunned for a few seconds, giving Suction Cup Man time to yank the axes off (albeit causing him to comically fall over backwards) and deliver some hits on the opponent. If this move is successful, it cannot be used again for 6 seconds.
===Grappling Hook===
The other ranged move. Suction Cup Man wields a grappling hook and quickly swings the hook in 3 circles, before throwing it. If it strikes the opponent, they will be dealt heavy damage and pulled towards Suction Cup Man for combo purposes. It can be blocked, but doing this has the downside of weakening the opponent’s shield against some attacks for 5 to 10 seconds. If it misses, this special also has a 3 second cool-down as Suction Cup Man quickly pulls the hook back after it hits the ground.
===Fuck Death!===
If Suction Cup Man loses all health at the end of a round while his X-Factor charge is full, he can use the full meter to jump back up, ready to continue the fight and declaring that you “can’t kill Suction Cup Man!” A third of his health is replenished by doing this, and he can only use it once during the whole match.
==X-Factor==
===Level 3: Highway Incident===
Close-range X-Factor. Suction Cup Man grapples his opponent, quickly slides off his parachute and buckles it over the opponent’s shoulders. He then activates the parachute, sending the opponent airbourne and drifting away. The camera pans to reveal the opponent is drifting towards a busy highway, and they futilely try to drift in another direction. Upon reaching the road, a car drives into them and starts swerving out of control, crashing into the sides of the road several times and then into another car, sandwiching the opponent and causing a fire to break out. A final car then collides with the other 2, causing an explosion that launches the opponent airbourne and cutting back to the stage, where the opponent lands in a heap and Suction Cup Man takes back his parachute. If this X-Factor is the finishing blow, the opponent doesn’t get launched by the explosion.
==Player Objective==
===As Suction Cup Man===
Suction Cup Man has 3 options for getting the upper hand if the opponent attempts to get close to him: activating A Song With You before the opponent gets to him so that he'll slam them with it, timing the Climbing Axes so that they strike the opponent after the wind-up, or using the Superglue to root them to the ground. If the latter is avoided by the opponent, the player must resort to jumping over it while fighting or getting close to the opponent until it eventually disappears. Due to Suction Cup Man's mediocre range, he will struggle against rangers if he is unable to get close enough to them - the best way to deal with this problem is by using his Grappling Hook, but it is not 100% reliable as it can be blocked.
Regarding Suction Cup Man's X-Factor charge being filled up, whether the player should use Fuck Death! or activate his X-Factor depends on the player's situation. If Suction Cup Man loses against an opponent who is on low health themselves, the player can use Fuck Death! to jump back into action and defeat the opponent. Due to it only being available to use once in the entire match, the player should have better luck using it after winning one match without activating it then. The Highway Incident X-Factor should preferably be used as the player's finishing move in a match, due to its payoff and allowing the player to fill the X-Factor charge back up from the start of the following match. 
===Against Suction Cup Man===
As Suction Cup Man lacks much melee attacks and skill, in addition to slow speed, the player can keep a good range and wear him down with ranged attacks should the fighter be able to in an effective way. Suction Cup Man is quite unpredictable with his various ranged specials that can root the opponent to their place, so the player must keep a steady mind and remember how to avoid his traps.
*Step away from Suction Cup Man when he activates A Song For You or uses the Climbing Axes.
*Stay on the other side from Suction Cup Man when he squirts the Superglue, and get him to back away with close-range attacks if he jumps over the glue.
*Either block the Grappling Hook (though this will weaken the fighter's guard temporarily), jump over or duck under it.
Make sure you get away from Suction Cup Man in time before he activates his X-Factor, as it will not work from a distance, or take him out before his X-Factor charge is full to prevent him from using Fuck Death! to resurrect himself.
==Animations==
===Entrance===
The noise of cups sucking can be heard from off-screen, slowly getting louder, until it is revealed to be Suction Cup Man crawling above the opponent, upside down. Recognizing them, Suction Cup Man jumps off the wall and lands on his feet before entering his stance.
===Stance===
Suction Cup Man stands, his feet apart and legs bent slightly and both of his hands holding a suction cup each, as he glares at the opponent.
===Taunts===
#Suction Cup Man pulls out his guitar and sings a very insulting, profanity-laden song aimed towards the opponent. This move may be canceled out of.
#Suction Cup Man flips the middle finger at the opponent.
===Victory===
Suction Cup Man raises his fists triumphantly, mocking his beaten opponent, and runs away, presumably to find the nearest building to climb.
===Time-Up Loss===
Suction Cup Man grumbles sorely and activates his parachute, floating away while flipping double birds at the opponent.
==Quotes==
Hey, FUCK YOU! [Entrance]Suction Cup Man wins, bitch! [Win]You can try, but nothing will unsuck these suction cups! Look at me go! [Results]Next time I see Business Dumbass, I’ll gloat to him all about this! [Results]LOOK AT ME GO! [Activating X-Factor]Fuck you, you can't kill Suction Cup Man! [Activating Fuck Death!]Thanks! Now fuck off! [Switched in]Oh my god, did you kill ‘em!? [Tag in when an ally is defeated]You’ll pay for this, you fucking dumpling! [Tag in when both allies are defeated]Hey, get over here and do whatever you don’t suck at! [Calling assist]SUCTION CUP POWER, BITCH! [Called to assist]Back to climbing towers for me! [After performing assist]I wrote you a song! It goes a little something like this… [guitar strum] PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSYYYY! YOU’RE A LOSER AND A PUSSYYYYY! YOU SHOULD GIVE UP NOW, ‘CAUSE YOU’RE A FUCKING PUSSY! [Taunt 2]You can't keep Suction Cup Man down... look at me... go... [Defeated by a light attack]OH SHIT! OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT! [Defeated by a heavy attack]Just know I haven’t sucked my last cup, jackass! [Loss]
===Quotes to Specific Characters===
ENTRANCEHey there, shithead! I saw you doing an interview with Business Dumbass! ...he didn't send you after me, did he? [vs Derek Baum]Hell yeah I was climbing your fortress! What are you gonna do about- OH SHIT ARE THOSE ROBOTS BEHIND YOU!? [vs Eggman]You’ll pay for blowing up that city! Those skyscrapers had so much untapped sucking potential! [vs Nazo]
VICTORYIf Business Dummy thinks he can get rid of me with THOSE cleaning supplies, he's dead fucking wrong! [vs Derek Baum]Ha! I bet you don't even play guitar as well as me either, bitch! [vs The Engineer]Jesus Christ, did anyone see that? I fucking killed some planet-destroying furry! [vs Nazo]
RESULTSThanks for the free food, you fat fuck! Now lunch is covered for my next climb! [vs The Heavy or Nikocado Avocado]I'm off to Station Square, and I'm not leaving until every single skyscraper there has been suctioned! [vs Sonic]
==Gallery==
===Alternate Costumes===
SCMPiemationsMerch.png|Piemations Merch
File:SCMDepressed.png|Man (Depressed State)
File:SCMSans.png|Suction Cup Sans
File:SCMSouthPark.png|South Park Style
File:SCMPlush.png|Plushie
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