Transcripts/Meet Potion Nova!; Pony Surfin' Safari

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==Meet Potion Nova!==
:Mane Six: [sigh]
:[slide whistle]
:Fluttershy: Oof! Um...
:Applejack: Welp... not much goin' on today.
:Twilight Sparkle: What happened to us?! We used to go on adventures! Fight evil! Regale each other with lore!
:Pinkie Pie: Hmm... Lately, it does seem like we get into less adventures and more... comedic situations.
:Twilight Sparkle: If only something magic would happen...
:[vacuum cleaner whirring]
:Rarity: Well, darlings, if you insist, I will sing an aria that I just happened to have prepared.
::Me, me, me, all about me!
::Me, me, me—!
:[door opens]
:Rarity: [yelps]
:[angelic music]
:Applejack: Guh!
:Fluttershy: [yells]
:Rarity: Guh!
:Pinkie Pie: Geh!
:Twilight Sparkle: She's... She's amazing!
:Potion Nova: [yelps, grunts] Can't a pony enter a room without whipping up a cloud of magic? Oh, heya, there! What's shakin'?
:[rattling]
:Twilight Sparkle: Me! With excitement!
:Pinkie Pie: Hello! May I offer some special help to a clearly special customer? A cupcake, mayhaps?
:Potion Nova: Yeah, I need some help. But not with the cupcake.
:Pinkie Pie: Don't see how that's possible. But go on.
:Twilight Sparkle: Who are you?
:Potion Nova: [dramatically and echoing] I... am Potion Nova.
:[thunder]
:Potion Nova: Oh. [clears throat] I'm Potion Nova! The potionista behind all your silliest potions!
:Twilight Sparkle: You're the potion maker?!
:Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy: [groan]
:Potion Nova: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [giggles] Anyways, I need you—
:Twilight Sparkle: Y... Y... You?!
:[shatter!]
:[vacuum cleaner whirring]
:Applejack: Welp. We lost Twilight.
:Fluttershy: Oh! No more potions?!
:Pinkie Pie: What happened?
:Potion Nova: Every potion uses the same base. Sourced direct from the Potion Ocean. But the problem is... I've totally run out. So I've come to ask you.
:Twilight Sparkle: Say, have you ever considered... oh, I don't know... taking on an apprentice?
:Rest of Mane Six: Ooh.
:Twilight Sparkle: Oh, no, I dropped my resume! I'm so embarrassed! And also qualified.
:Potion Nova: Um... you good?
:Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Yes. Sorry. It's just... I've been wanting to meet you forever!
:Potion Nova: Me? Oh, [scoffs] Listen, I'm just a simple unicorn with a refrigerator company and a dream.
:Twilight Sparkle: And really amazing magical potions!
:Potion Nova: Not if you six don't help me make it to the Potion Ocean.
:Twilight Sparkle: I knew it! I knew we were going on an adventure! Time to get the gang back together!
:[beat]
:Pinkie Pie: 'Kay. We're back together.
:Twilight Sparkle: Then let's go!
:Mane Six: [giggling]
:Twilight Sparkle: Look! A magical bridge! I bet we have to answer a riddle from a troll in order to cross! You! Troll! Give me your riddle!
:Stranger Pony: I'm not a troll. I'm just trying to cross this bridge, too.
:Twilight Sparkle: Or is that part of the riddle, huh? Huh? [laughs]
:Potion Nova: It's okay. Come on. Excuse us. Have a good one.
:Twilight Sparkle: I've seen this illusion before. Classic trick. The key is to be—
:Potion Nova: Whoa-whoa-whoa, wait up a sec!
:[whistling]
:[splash]
:[snarling]
:Twilight Sparkle: [nervous laugh]
:Mane Six: [grunting, panting]
:Twilight Sparkle: This must be some sort of sinister, mystical, shape-shifting world!
:Potion Nova: Um... full disclosure. [nervous laugh] Not the best with directions.
:[shimmering]
:Potion Nova: Hang on! My mane only twitches when something magic's gonna happen!
:Twilight Sparkle: This is it!
:[poof!]
:Twilight Sparkle: Aw.
:Potion Nova: You know, not all magic has to be big-explosive-showy. Magic's all around us. Which means it's kind of normal.
:[zip!]
:Potion Nova: See?
:Rest of Mane Six: [laughing]
:Fluttershy: Oh, my!
:Applejack: The Potion Ocean!
:Pinkie Pie: Pretty!
:Twilight Sparkle: It's so magical!
:Potion Nova: Nice to see it through fresh eyes. Guess I forgot how special it is.
:Mane Six: [laughing]
:Rarity: [slurps]
:[squirting]
:Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy: [laughing]
:Twilight Sparkle: Can I ask you something? If the journey wasn't full of dangerous magic, why did you need us?
:Potion Nova: Ha! You joking? I can't lift all this potion myself. Only got four hooves. [giggles]
:Twilight Sparkle: You just needed some pack mules?
:Potion Nova: Plus, company wasn't bad. And if somepony were... say... to be my apprentice...
:Twilight Sparkle: [giggles] Yaaa-ha-hay! Whoo-hooooo!
:[fireworks]
:Rest of Mane Six: [cheer]
==Pony Surfin' Safari==
:Fluttershy: Hm.
:Pinkie Pie: [chomps] Mmm.
:Fluttershy: [giggles]
:Twilight Sparkle: [yelps]
:[poof!]
:Potion Nova: Hope you're all enjoying the vacay and fun activities! [giggles] Just stay away from the Cute Triangle! Once you're lost, you're lost forever! Okay, have fun!
:[poof!]
:Applejack: Time for our first group activity – a bonfire! Uh... [sighs] Well, we can't get started with anypony missin'. Be back in a jiff.
:[zip!]
:[crab chittering]
:Rainbow Dash: Your serve!
:Applejack: Hey! We're tryin' to do a group thing back at the fire, and – thing is – you're a part of the group.
:Rainbow Dash: [sighs] Bet you can't score while I'm gone!
:[pop!]
:[air hisses]
:Applejack: All righty, where were we? [sighs] What part of "group activity" do we not seem to be gettin' here?!
:Rarity: Darlings, tragedy! I can't find my couture sunglasses! Huh?
:Applejack: Oh, I-I think I saw 'em by the bonfire.
:Rarity: [gasps]
:[zip!]
:Applejack: [nervous laugh]
:Fluttershy: [giggling]
:[snip!]
:Fluttershy: Huh?
:Rarity: [distressed sounds]
:Rainbow Dash: [slurping]
:Applejack: [groans]
:Twilight Sparkle: Um... [groans]
:Pinkie Pie: Hmmm... Should I order a cupcake?
:Applejack: This isn't Food Fest. It's Fire Fest! Now get your haunches outside with the rest of the crew!
:Applejack: [gasps] How the...?! [groans] We're never gonna have a group activity at this rate!
:Potion Nova: Oh, don't stress, Applejack.
:Applejack: I just don't see the point of vacationin' together if we're not gonna be together.
:[shimmering]
:Potion Nova: [gasps] My mane! It means something magic's about to happen!
:[poof!]
:[owl hoots]
:[rooster crows]
:Mane Six sans Applejack: [snoring]
:[door opens]
:[upbeat music]
:[alarm clock rings]
:Applejack: We're burnin' daylight here!
:Fluttershy: [yawns] Sleep in...
:Twilight Sparkle: [groans]
:Pinkie Pie: Huh?
:Applejack: We didn't get group time at the bonfire, so I signed us all up for a surfin' safari!
:Pinkie Pie: [yawns]
:Applejack: Now let's go, go, go!
:Rest of Mane Six: [groan]
:Twilight Sparkle: Follow me to the caves!
:Rarity: Are there any parasols available? My hat and SPF don't seem to be doing the trick.
:Applejack: Uh—
:Rainbow Dash: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
:Pinkie Pie: I'm gonna go back for snacks!
:Applejack: Everypony, listen up!
:[splash]
:[zip!]
:Applejack: We're havin' a fun day out as a group. No talkin', no snacks, no caves, no distractions! Just fun! Everypony stay in between these three rocks! Nopony allowed outside the boundaries! WE! STICK! TOGETHER!
:[whooshing]
:Applejack: [yelps]
:Mane Six: [scream]
:[splash]
:Rarity: Ah! Darlings! My sunglasses!
:Twilight Sparkle: This must be the Cute Triangle, where everything lost is lost forever!
:Fluttershy: Including us?
:Applejack: At least we're... together?
:Rest of Mane Six: [growl]
:Pinkie Pie: [slurping]
:Applejack: I got a feelin' I caused this. But I might be able to fix it.
:Pinkie Pie: Oh!
:Applejack: All right, ponies.
:Rest of Mane Six: Huh?
:Applejack: It's been a minute, but if we're gonna get out of here, we're gonna have to use some good old-fashioned friendship magic!
:[whoosh]
:Rainbow Dash: You sure this is gonna work?
:Applejack: It always has.
:Mane Six: [gasp] Whoa! [scream]
:[splash]
:Mane Six: Whoa!
:Pinkie Pie: Whoo-hoo!
:Rainbow Dash: We did it!
:Rarity: I lost my sunglasses!
:Applejack: Welp, gotta admit. Your mane was right. We got caught in the magic of the Cute Triangle.
:Potion Nova: Oh, yeah? Well, I had something really magical happen. I guessed how many gumballs were in the gumball machine at the beach bodega.
:Twilight Sparkle: And you won?
:Potion Nova: Nope. I was totally off. [giggles] But I was the only one who entered, so they gave it to me anyway!
:Applejack: That's...
:Fluttershy: Wow.
:Applejack: ...incredible.
:Potion Nova: I have so many gumballs! More than I ever could've guessed!
:Mane Six and Potion Nova: [laugh]
:[credits]