Brunch Basher

The brunch basher is a weapon that we haven't been able to figure out how to get yet. Our main hints for it came along with the hints 
for the shadow chicken.
==Hints==
*Also, since we're in a hint-giving mood today, we've got a hint for crafting the Brunch Basher weapon, which remains a truly rare and mysterious entity. This powerful weapon requires the gritty, meaty goodness that onlly food-based weaponry can offer. Mmm, waffles. Eww, gritty waffles." Chronicle of Knowledge.
==Unsuccessful Crafts==
Legendary Baconclub + Zomelette
Legendary Baconclub + Porkin Egg
Legendary Baconclub + Grade A Porkin Meat
Legendary Baconclub + Semi-Precious Amber Grits
Legendary Baconclub + Semi-Precious Amber Grits + Corn Holy O's
Legendary Baconclub + Corn Holy O's
Legendary Baconclub + Zomelette + Porkin Strips
Legendary Baconclub + Zomelette + Semi-Precious Amber Grits
Legendary Baconclub + Porkin Egg + Porkin Strips
Legendary Baconclub + Zomelette + Savory Gravory + Semi-Precious Amber Grits
Legendary Baconclub + Zomelette + Porkin Strips + Ground Coffee
Legendary Baconclub + Porkin Egg + Porkin Strips + Ground Coffee
==Successful Crafts==
==Unsuccessful Deconstructions==
Legendary Baconclub
==Successful Decontructions==
==Misc. Ideas==
*Semi-Precious Amber Grits? The hint mentions the word "grit" several times and grits are a breakfast food in the Southern United States. I've long since sold mine though.
*Grits may refer to a texture rather than just the Semi-Precious Amber Grits.
**Possibly references: Corn Pwn, Ground Coffee, Rep Grinds, Mound of Dirt, Powdered Toast
*Porkin Strips?
*Corn Holy O's?
*Perhaps we have to make a breakfast of sorts out of the baconclub seeing how bacon, grits, and the eggs are all breakfast foods.
**Since it's the "Brunch" basher, maybe breakfast and lunch?