The Fight

Plot: What happens if Charlie Brown and his friends argue?
Transcript:
Charlie Brown: Let's go talk to Heather Wold.
Linus: Okay!
[Linus and Charlie Brown run to Heather Wold]
Linus: I got her first! So that means I got to talk to her first!
Charlie Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Lucy: What's going on?
Charlie Brown: I want to talk to Heather Wold!
Linus: But I'm here first!
Lucy: Is Charlie Brown being a bit bossy?!
Sally: Charlie Brown started it!
Charlie Brown: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Marcie: What's all the noise then?
Linus: Charlie's pushing me out of my conversation with Heather Wold!
Charlie Brown: No, I'm not!
Sally: Yes, you are!
Peppermint Patty: Chuck started it!
All: (arguing and abusing each other)
Schroeder: [Playing "Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven for six seconds, then he stops.] W-what?! What's all that noise?!!! [He opens the door and sees the gang arguing.] What the heck?!
Linus: Charlie Brown can't talk with girl!
Marcie, Peppermint Patty, Franklin, Violet, Patty, Charlotte Braun: YES HE CAN!
Charlie Brown: It's not fair!!!!
[They started arguing again!]
Heather Wold: STOP ARGUING!!!
Charlie Brown: Linus, you're a disappointment!
Linus: No, I'm not!
[They started arguing the third time!!!]
Schroeder: What's happening?
Linus: Charlie Brown is mad because of me getting to Heather Wold!
Charlie Brown: Linus is a disappointment!!!
Linus: YOU'RE A DISAPPOINTMENT!!!!!!
Schroeder: That's enough! Let's play RPS!
Linus: Okay....
Charlie Brown and Linus: ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!
Linus: Aww, I lost!
Charlie Brown: Better luck next time!
Charlie Brown: Heather! M'girl! Wanna play a game?
Heather Wold: Sure!
All the other kids: What about us?
Heather Wold: There's so many of you! But I'll pick Sally!
Sally: Thanks!
[END]
Stinger:
Sally: You guys wanna play Nintendo Land?
Heather Wold: Sure!
Charlie Brown: I call Mario Chase!