The Crayons of DOOM

== Intro ==
hey uh just uh so uh you uh know uh, this is a joke page. More will be explained later, but all u need to know rn is that these crayons are powerful and anyone can edit this!
as long as you don’t delete the page or put anything in appropriate, write wotever u wan!
== Authors: ==
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@tortoisedragon (idk how to add links)
The superior man tapir(prologue sentences 2-9, Chapter Two 2-4, Chapter Three 1-5, Chapter Four 1-8, Chapter 4 20, Chapter 4 30)
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The amazing Blythe
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= THE CRAYON PROPHECY =
Many years ago, on that fateful day of war,
toddlers eating crayons was decided to be no more.
but 8.14k years later, the crayons would rumble inside
the secrets within the box will no longer be able to hide
As the darkness crawls across the sea
you must find the CrayolaWings
for a great threat in the dark begins to loom
Seeking out the crayons of doom
== PROLOGUE-Stupidity- ==
Stupidity ran through the desert, eating sand as he went.
Must. Find. Crayola. Wings. For. The. King. Basically Zizi, the lost son of Fuzee and B, ascend to da thrown and rule over Allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll da HunyWonks and BanunaWings. Stupidity’s greatx100 grandfather wuz his buttler and name him that because he wuz truly stupd, and the name was passed down to Stupidity. “BOOM BOOM POW KAKAKAKAPOW BOOM BOOM” the ground s a i d as the spirit of MEMES rose. “I’m the spirit of MEME” she sad. “I need u to find da crayons of dum and giv Quen BABABAADUDUDUAAAA dem cuz za CrayolaWings gonna atac sun 2 lok fur crayon of doom” Stupidity said “wuh?” cuz he stupid like his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great skip a few great-great-great granfuther.
”u r stupd” yelled spirit of mem as shee giv him da ref for da crayon of dum. “These are the crayons of doom. Gud luck!”
Stupidity hissed. It had only been days after he went on the hunting expedition with his other fellow stoopids. He had no choice—the ice wall could protec the crayons, so he’d have to hide them in the ice kingdom. 
He floo back home.
When he got there, he found a random dungeon and hid the crayons inside, forever guarding it. 
if these crayons leave this dungeon, then the whole world could end…
== Chapter one- Becky ==
if Becky had learned anything from her 9 years of life, it was that crayons were outlawed in the ice kingdom.
Why? How? Nobody knew. The normal IceWing lie for while was that it was bc IceWings were too superior to crayons, and that using them took away that superiority. But then they learned that the NightWings thought of themselves as so superior crayons were needed always, and then Jade mountain opened and IceWings became equals so…
Becky had to know why.
which is why, on a Monday night, Becky had read the letter that slipped under her door 25 times.
BECKY
YOU HAVE BEEN ASKED TO JOIN THE PARTICIPANTS. 
AT THE NEXT ROYAL MEETING, LEAVE THIS NOTE ON AN ICE SHELF WITH A GIANT MEME ON IT.
REJECTING THIS INVITE IS OKAY. 
TELLING SOMEONE ABOUT THIS INVITE IS NOT.
SINCERELY,
THE FATE OF CRAYOLA..
Becky creenged with excitement.
They are persistent hehe they must like meeeehhh... she thought dreamily. How stupid she was.
TUESDAY LATER
Becky left the note at the meme 😎😎😎😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥🔥 
Then the FLOOR OPENED UPP AND REALITY SPILLED INTO A CUP OF S P R I N K L E S 
Reality screamed as it fell. 
”WHAT WHERE AM I GOING!!!!” Becky fell a million thousand feet into a deep underground cave filled with DIAMONDS and SPRINKLES!!! 
”woah?? What is this place??” She gasped so loud!! 
Suddenly a giant face appeared from nowhere and made a cringe joke from 2015 
Becky cringed so hard that she turned inside-out uWu 
then she started shoving her mouth with sprinkles untill she got sick 
suddenly a cactis came up and said" want to come into my white van? there's free candy!" 
and becky said "OK!! I love candy" 
Anway Becky’s stopped laughing and saw a bunch of IceWings sniffing rocks that had been sitting in sunlight for too long and had water sprayed on them (seriously whenever it’s summer I go crazy for that smell) and there was one BIG THICC IceWing looking at them holding a a hose. “AH BECKY WE THOUGHT U WOULD NEVER SHOW UP” he said “anyway ur auditioning to spend ur whole life looking at memes on ur phone and guarding an evil box of crayons until the day u die” 
Becky smiled and thought about the meme part. “SIGN ME UP—wait what do u mean evil crayons” 
“Um… I mean.. YOU’RE GONNA LEARN CRAYOLA JUTSU. OH YEAH BTW DO YOU MIND IF YOU WATCH AN EPISODE OF NARUTO FOR SEC?” 
== Chapter 2 binge watching Naruto ==
Becky stayed up watching Naruto for 72 hours and got really tired apparently it was practice for crayola jutsu or whatever. “Wat’s cray jitsu?” piped a dragonet. “DA FIGHT SYLE OUF CRAY” sad Bunana. He wuz big and DA VEST RANWONK! hyauhgggggggggggg he uzed de cary cray crayola jitzu and punched de bigg hole in de wall "WOWO oWO" Beky sed as she ate some sprkles. anywys MEME TIME 😃😃😃 
”K TIS TIME TO WATCH LE ZERO PIECE WITH LUFF LUFFI G MONKEY I DUNNO” 
the chonk IceWonk then handed Becky a WHOLE BOX OF CRAYONS AND A COLORING PAGE??????? 
Becky quickly started to draw the Mona Lisa because she’s so talented slay UWU!!! But then the Thic IceWing slapped the drawing out of her human hands on her dragon arms 
”NO NO NO!” The IceWonk screamed at a frequency too high for regular people to hear, but Becky’s ears were 1000x the size of normal so she heard everything. “Your supposed to color OUTSIDE OF THE LINES, see?” The thicc IceWing began to scribble madly all over the page 
”okay i got it!” Becky smiled soooo happily!! Then she just ate the page 
the icewong’s eyes grew super comically large “i have trained u so well” the IceWonk said, wiping a tear away 
”Now i’ma watch some memes!!!!!!!!!” She then opened up 54838928 tabs on her phone, all different meme videos, and then switched between them at the speed of light. she watched da memes for elleventeen hours until her attentin span was wuined after dat she went to find more colering pages 2 eat 
== Chapter 3: DA BATLE ==
Becky sloy 8 sum clolering pags b4 STUPIDITY rose out of da grund. “I’m Stupidity, your father.” he sad, “We must kep da crayon uf dum away fum da world cuz dey mutt atac.” Becky screamed: “UMG NU WAY!” However, Queen BAUSAWABW of da CrayolaWings didn’t want 2 her so she ate Stupidity’s tail. tasets like chickn she said. "umggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg" screamed becky, as she was literally just traumatized by a queen eating her dads tail. 
"les go stop the Crayaoylawings!!" becky screeched. Then Stupidity pulled a teleport machine out of his butthole and placed it infront of becky. both of them leaped in the teleport machine and teleported to the royal meeting room. 
"Ayo is anyone here??" becky called out cutely. But there was no 1 at the meeting except 1 ruby red crayon dancing on the qeens dead body. instantly bekys body fueled with pure rage as she shouted: "WHAT THE FART ARE YOU DOIN?!?!?!?!?!?!??!" 
The crayon looked at her, sensing the rage coming from Becky and Stupidity's amygdalas. "You mad bro?" it said, trying its best to make a troll face, which made Becky even madder. 
"YOU DOODOOHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!" Becky yowled loudly and charged at the crayon, using her (very limited) skills of crayola jiujitsu to snap the crayon in half, where it went flying across the room and eventually it shattered into tiny bits after it hit a wall. 
"oh. my. fard." Stupidity said. Becky looked behind her to see about 4 more crayons behind her, holding the items from the icewing royal treasury. (Idk how she knows that but she knows that.) Becky and Stupidity were shaking in their boots, but hearing the prophecy in Beckys head made them feel a lil bit more confident. 
"GET THEM!!!" Stupidity screeched. And then becky and stupidity charged at the crayons, but thanks to the gift of stealth, the crayons suddenly dissapeared. But when they reapeared, both of them caught a glimpse of them running out into the ice kingdom. 
"Oh my got you gott a be crapping me." Becky said like a pick me girl. "stupid idty! tell the other icewings that the crayons had (somehow) ekstaped! Stupidity nodded and quickly used the teleport machine to teleport out of there, leaving Becky alone in the royal meeting hall. 
What should I do now..?
Becky decided to take a nap but as they fell asleep they heard snickering
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When she and woke up she looked at her scales and saw that they were Orange and smelled like gross wax "OH NO!! my beautiful scales" Becky said " they are ruined waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh":((((((((((((((((((( 
Suddenlee, there was an explosion. Becky saw da crayons box glowing with light. Suddenly, a bunch of crayons rolled out. Becky glanced at it, then suddenly started to eat it. “YUM” 
Bekki became eNTRAnced by the taste of w a x so she kept eating crayons. Eventually, she needed to “release the kraken” so to speak. She went to the corner and instead of a Time Machine a melty crayon monster came out! “Oh Naruto” Becky said. She flippity flappity flew away from the ice kingdom in panic. 
so heres the conflict: Becky created a crayon monster, and now they have to stop it from destroying Pyrrhia. The reason toddlers weren’t allowed to eat crayons is because these monsters were created. They were driven away to a continent called Canada 🍁 where there is maple syrup. But anyway there would never be those crayon monsters ever again the old dragons thought. Darkstalker had even witnessed the birth of one of these creatures, but tui decided not to feature it in Darkstalker legend just because reasons. So they were dangerous. But now that there’s a new angry crayon monster it’s calling the crayon monsters from Canada back to Pyrrhia. oh and uh they have to meet a NightWing to explain the prophecy to them. So yeah 
there was an EXPLEWSIAN in the distance. 
Becky flew away like an angry bird, meaning she didn’t fly. But she did. 
Screaming, Becky face planted into the side of a mountain. CALLIOU WAS THERE! Becky and calliou proceed to have an epic battle and Becky bunched him in his bald little head that his mother probably shaved because she actually likes rosy better than calliou and she is evil! 
== Chap terror For: Da Dance Battle ==
Bekki and Daliou wer grunded 4 bean violent. Beki mac a awesome escape and get in da new carrrrrrr. She pul uuuuuuup GPS and screamed “FIND CRAYON MONSTER HUNTERS NEAR ME” and da list pooped up. The list took forever but den Bekki decided to go to Poop Poop McFart’s agency and so she tart dreevin. She listen to Baby Shark on radio! Finley she arrive at da agency and ask Poop Poop McFart to catch da monster. “10–4 Gud Bud” he sad, b4 fling out to midair. New wee just Ned 2 wat Beck sighed. 
NICOLE ATE A PANCAKE 
Becky looked over. Turns out, Nicole was a crayon monster. Nicole laughed and started chewing on Becky’s leg. “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG THAT TICKLES AAH” 
But Nicole didn’t leave. Becky eventually got a freezer and froze the crayon monster than flew awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 
but poop poop McFart had left when Nicole showed up, Becky realized. Meaning he had left Nicole with her 
becku had released an angst evil Naruto fan named poop poop and he would now yeet crayon monsters everywhere 
(HELP EDIT THIS THIS PAGE IS SO DEAD) 
An yellow crayan monstur sprung up from da grund and did a swilly danc. 
“AAAAHAHAHAAHAHHHH MONSTER” Becky yelled as she screamed. She flung a squirrel in the monsters eye 
“HOW—ouchie me have rabies” monster said as it trudged forward. Becky couldn’t run. She had come across calliou last time, hadn’t she? 
no. She had to fight 
SHE SUMMONED HER TOFU POWER 👹🤘 
The monster became a baboon - the most immortal creatures to tofu power. MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH da balloon wait baboon summoned tofu roller skates. 
instead of roller skates 🛼 appearing, Princess Sparklebutt and her brother, Joke showed up. Princess Sparklebutt used her animus magic, SandWing tailbarb, Leafspeak, and every other power to kill the baboon. 
so Becky got a cinnamon roll and decided it was time she drove the crayon monsters back to Canada 
she grabbed one and dropped kicked it into the ocean luring it away with coco melon and she realized she had the power of her father 
so she sat down, letting the feelings of power overwhelm her. She took a deep breath— 
TELEPORT MACHINE TIME 
but she got two teleport machines and stuck on in the other and turned that one on and there’s now a black hole bc of this so Becky’s like “AIGHT TIME TO SHOVE SOME CRAYONS IN THE BLACK HOLE” 
the things is they only had 2 minutes to put the crayons in the black hole and delelete all crayon monsters. If they don’t close the black hole in two minutes the world will become toothbrushes—where have I heard that before? 
timte to do random fun stuff :))))) 
== Chapter Six: shot heard ro~ DA COORSE! ==
lol you skipped chapter 5
Anyway, Decki wuz struggling 2 put da crayons in da whole. “WAT HUV U DAN” sad Bunana. “DA CRAYOLAWINGS HAVE TUKEN OVA DA ISEWKNK KINGDUM CUZ THE WUEEN IS UNDA A SPELL FRUM THA CRAYON MONSTA”
eat hair dirtbags
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