W.M.D.

W.M.D. (Weapons of Mass Destruction) is the very first PSA for Red vs. Blue.
==Synopsis==
Grif and Simmons attempt to present a warning about weapons of mass destruction as if they were a drug, advising viewers not to fall into peer pressure. However, they are repeatedly interrupted by Church sniping at them.
==Transcript==
Grif and Simmons standing in front of the red base 	Grif and Simmons standing in front of the red base
Simmons: 	Hi. I'm Private Dick Simmons, of the popular web-series, Red Vs. Blue.
Grif: 	And I'm Private Dexter Grif from the same show.
Simmons: 	But you know what? We're not here to talk to you today as famous actors.
Grif: 	That's right Dick, we're here to talk to you as friends.
Simmons: 	In our show, Red Vs. Blue, we poke fun at things like the military lifestyle, and weapons of mass destruction.
Grif: 	But weapons of mass destruction are no laughing matter. Each year, several planets-
Bullet trail over their heads and in to the background 	Bullet trail over their heads and in to the background
Simmons: 	Hey!
Grif: 	Hey!
Simmons: 	Son of a bitch!
Grif: 	You.. Cut it out dick! We're trying to do something!
Church: 	Hey red, you suck blue rules!
Grif heads across in front of Simmons, off camera 	Grif heads across in front of Simmons, off camera
Grif: 	I see you, oh yeah, I see you up there buddy!
Simmons: 	I'm sure a lot of you have encountered weapons of mass destruction in your daily lives. In fact, you may have some friends who think it's 'cool' to stockpile VX Nerve Gas. But it's not. They may say "everybody's doing it," but if they told you to jump off a-
Another bullet trail over his head and in to the background	Another bullet trail over his head and in to the background
Simmons: 	Son of a bitch!
Church: 	Almost got you that time, chump!
Grif running on camera and in to the base 	Grif running on camera and in to the base
Grif: 	Oh, oh that's it. I'm getting my rifle!
Simmons: 	And remember kids, violence is never the answer.
More bullet trails over Simmons as he crouches down 	More bullet trails over Simmons as he crouches down
Simmons: 	You ol' COCK BITE!
Church: 	Hey, I'll bet that one hurt!
==Video==
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