Bricked

Brickleberry. What is there to say about it?
It exists, and if it was the abject concept of a bad adult show, Brickleberry and its twin shows Farzar and Paradise PD would be that concept shifted into pure form. As someone who is currently trying to create an entertaining show myself, it is by far the worst thing I’ve ever laid my eyes upon. But also one of the most interesting shows I’ve ever seen. Some fan content of it makes it a bit easier to watch day by day. Some of it makes it more entertaining and more interesting than what it really is. However, there is one video of it that I vaguely remember during the recent times. A crossover video between both Farzar and Paradise PD, and one specific reason is that it wasn’t anything I seen before.
I scoured through any website I could find that wouldn’t give me a virus or would be too risky to go in, and eventually, I found it within the depths of YouTube to my surprise. How could such a thing be hiding there of all places?? But judging by the view count, I’m not surprised by how low it was. Zero views in total, and a channel seemingly abandoned by the look of it. It also had a photo of one of the Brickleberry characters weirdly enough, which was Eiffel. The video name reminded me of the recent “Family Guy Full Episode” uploads, it saying “Brickleberry Full Episode - (Uncut, No Copyright)” and it also being an hour long and having an odd thumbnail to boot. It had Kevin and Steve looking at eachother, but the odd thing about it was Kevin having blanked out eyes. Was.. this the video I was even looking for?
I clicked on the video, and not much to my surprise, it was a compilation of Brickleberry episodes. Similar to the Family Guy Full Episode compilations as I stated earlier, but one thing itched me the wrong way. It felt weird watching these, a good type of weird. Nostalgia most likely, maybe it was from finally finding the video I was looking for. I skipped forward and forward to find what I was looking for, eventually finding it near the end of the video itself. Not before a message taking place before it, saying this.
”this is the planned crossover between paradise pd, and brickleberry. i don’t know where i got this, but trust me. this is the planned crossover made for paradise if it ever was finished.”
At this point, I wasn’t sure if my mind was playing tricks on me or I had poor memory of this. It started with Steve in Woody’s office, Woody looking mildly disappointed at Steve, Steve looking nervous. Dialogue broke out, but I could only hear Woody. Steve’s voice sounded muffled, barely coherent.
W: “Steve, we need to talk about the shit you pulled recently.”
S: *Inaudible*
W: “..Can you speak up??”
S: *Inaudible*
W: “Steve can you hear me!?.. HELLO!?”
Steve eventually falls onto the floor, spasming uncontrollably as he started to fade. Woody immediately looked to Steve and was immediately in terror, calling for the other rangers to help Steve to somewhere safe. But by then the rangers came, Steve was completely gone. The rangers immediately started to look around for Steve as Woody called the cops. Then the intro started, and Steve wasn’t apart of it. Everyone looked uncomfortable, before it flickered into the Paradise PD logo, Steve replacing Kevin.
Steve woke up within The Crawford House, rubbing his head and mumbling something along the lines of “Where am I” as he looked around. Eventually hopping from the bed and enters the dining room where Randal Crawford is, Steve eventually walking up to Randal and trying to ask him a question, his voice now no longer muffled.
S: “H-Hey sir? Where am I?”
R: “*Sigh* Kevin you cannot be this du-WOAH WHAT THE FUCK!?”
Steve and Randal scrambled backward into their corners of the room, them looking at eachother with discomfort and surprise.
R: “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!?”
S: “I-I DON’T KNOW! THATS WHY I’M ASKING!”
R: “WH-HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW YOU EVEN GOT IN!?!?”
S: “S-SIR-I-I JUST DON’T KNOW.. OKEY!? I just don’t know.”
They both looked at eachother in the eyes, maintaining eye contact for god knows how long. Before eventually Randal stands back up, still a bit shaken up from the sudden visit.
R: “Wait.. Y-You look like one of the BrickleBerry Rangers!”
S: “Y-Yeah, and you’re Chief Randal Crawford? Woody’s step brother??”
R: “Yeah, that-..Wow. How has it been like-“
S: “Not bad until this exact moment but I-I’m sure we can get back right?”
R: “I think so but.. What if I gave you a tour of the Paradise PD?”
S: “..O..Key? I don’t see why not so.. I guess?”
It cuts to the Paradise PD Officers, however, they look more older and more dusty and rugged. Dusty and Hopson specifically looked the most decrepit and disgusting, Hopson receiving the worst of it. Hopson looked almost pale like snow, his eyes being clouded and shriveled into his eyeholes. However, he was uncannily smoother in movement compared to most. As soon as Randal walked in with Steve, they all immediately went back to normal looking at Randal and the newcomer.
R: “Hello Everyone, meet our guest from Brickleberry Natural Park. He appeared in my house and I’m gonna be sending him back to the park soon, but I decided to have him be here for a bit just to give him a nice warm welcome into the Paradise PD!”
F: “Chief, ain’t that just your son?”
D: “Yeah like, ain’t that just Kevin? He HAS his voice afterall!”
S: “Guys, I know that me and ‘Kevin’ have the same voice but come on! I’m not one of you!”
G: “Kevin we already know this bullshit ain’t working, I’m surprised that you fooled your dad. Good on you champ!”
H: “..Are y’all high or something? That is obviously not Kevin!”
G: “Yeah yeah yeah Hopson he’s not Kevin-Maybe we should send you back to that nursing home.”
H: “I’m actually serious-THAT is NOT Kevin! WHAT ARE Y’ALL ON!?”
R: “Gina I’m surprised you’re not fully understanding that this-THIS is not my son.”
G: “I know, I just don’t care enough to not be a dick.”
R: “..I should’ve known.”
Hopson seizes up for a moment before going back to being asleep, almost looking deceased for a moment. Before Randal could say anything, the whole area shifts to that of an empty space with one long road which was seemingly in a black void. Steve was left there, looking around as he was startled by the sudden change of area and theming. As he called out to the other rangers, walking around cautiously.
I was oddly unnerved by the amount of effort put into this, as I stared with new found wonder and unease I’ve never felt before. Steve eventually came across a path that stretched onward and onward, Steve looking back. Steve’s eyes widen, as he began to run faster and faster onto the ever going road as the road behind him collapsed into the void below. He eventually stopped, now exhausted and breathing heavily as he stared back. The crumbling now stopped, with no way to turn back now. Before he heard a voice that sounded eerily familiar to his own.
”How long are you willing to go?”
Steve responded with a simple ‘what’, before cut off.
”How much of you are we willing to steal from like a thief?”
Steve looked up and stood upright almost immediately, having a stone cold horrified expression on his face. As he muttered a name.
S: “..K..Kevin!?”
Kevin looked almost completely normal, except for his face. His face flickering from the usual look to a dried out, almost corpse like visage I could only describe as haunting. Kevin looked at Steve, with almost invisible contempt. Kevin spoke after a little while.
K: “They want more, but we don’t.. right? I get on my hands and knees, everyday just to please them. Yet you were mercifully spared from their fetid reach.”
S: “W-What? What are you talking about!? Where am I!?!?”
K: “Oh, you-..You don’t know, do you?”
S: “Y-Yes?? A-And why do you look like that?? What happened to you-“
K: “EXISTENCE happened to me! PUPPETEERED FOR COMEDY IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!!”
Steve backed away, startled by Kevin’s frantic and angered speech. Kevin slowly deformed more and more as he spoke, his skin peeling off to reveal paper like muscle underneath. No blood or muscle.. just ink and paper.
K: “DO YOU THINK I WAS BORN A DUMBFUCK!? OF COURSE NOT! I TRY.. AND FAIL TO PLEASE MY FATHER, MY CREW, EVEN MY OWN MOTHER!.. AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS IF I DO.”
The black solid sky showed clips from the show with Kevin’s failings and the inhumanely dumb shit that Kevin does to try to please his parents. Before it cuts back to Kevin, now fully skinned with his body now a Titan like abomination with ink pouring down his body like a waterfall.
K: “And to think I’d ever be associated with YOU.”
S: “H-Hey I’M not responsible for this! Why take the blame out on me?..”
K: “..you are the original. A canvas for my body to be painted on. A byproduct of you. That’s all I am. A worthless, idiot clone made for cheap shots and easy cash. But atleast.. I can drag you down with me.”
Kevin grabbed onto Steve, before he crashes into the road. It shattered like a pane of glass, dropping the both of them into the void below as things brighter and brighter. Steve begged not to go, as his skin began to also peel away revealing what seemed to be Fichael’s design underneath. Eventually the video stopped, and just left me there. I was in shock. How would they scrap this over the other more lame concept? Was it too frightening? I just don’t understand why would they change it, and needless to say.. it was actually pretty creepy but.. kinda made me rewatch it a few times, and honestly.. I wish I could’ve copied the link. I just only have the screenshot of it. But now knowing that I finally found the video from my childhood, I just don’t care anymore. Thank you all for coming, god bless.
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Brickleberry
Category:Fan-made
Category:Scrapped Season 2 Episodes
Category:Scrapped Plots
Category:Lost Videos
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