Scary Movie/Quotes

:(Opens with Lisa, Bart, and Maggie walking to a movie theater.)
:Lisa Simpson: (singing) ♪ We're going to a movie, we're going to a movie! ♪
:Bart Simpson: Ah, grow up.
:Lisa Simpson: I'm glad we're seeing the The Happy Little Elves' Return, aren't you, Bart?
:Bart Simpson: Aw, man, you're so normal.
:Lisa Simpson: Who's your favorite Happy Little Elf, Bart? Yendor, Bubbles, or Doofy?
:Bart Simpson: I can't stand those stupid elves!
:Lisa Simpson: Gee, Bart, you're just like Gloomy, the self-hating elf.
:Bart Simpson: Will you shut up about those damn elves?!
:Lisa Simpson: He looks like Gloomy, too.
:(As they arrived, Lisa and Maggie saw the poster of The Return of the Happy Little Elves.)
:Lisa Simpson: Aw.
:Bart Simpson: (off-screen) Oh, boy!
:Lisa Simpson: Oh, no, Bart!
:(Pans over to Bart as he sees the poster of Revenge of the Space Mutants.)
:Bart Simpson: Yeah, man! Space Mutants!
:Lisa Simpson: C'mon, Bart! That's WAY too scary!
:Bart Simpson: Three childs for Space Mutants, sir. (Pays the movie tickets with cash.) Someday, you'll thank me for this.
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:(At the theater, Lisa, Bart, and Maggie sat down before the movie starts.)
:Bart Simpson: (muffles as he is eating popcorn) Now, listen up. We're gonna be seeing some pretty heavy stuff in this movie—death rays, flying saucers, giant eyeballs.
:Lisa Simpson: (gulps heavily)
:Bart Simpson: But don't be ashamed. Just go with your fear. If need be, I'll hold your hand.
Category:Quotes