SPONGEBOY ME BOB I HAVE LOST ME CHILD PORN

This is a standalone episode written by Existant201. The episode follows mr krabs as he tries looking for his porn hard drive.
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=== Characters ===
• Mr Krabs
• SpongeBob
• Squidward
• Police 1
• Police 2
• Mr Renaud
== Transcript ==
(the episode opens at a distorted krusty krab)
Mr Krabs: where is it where is it
(cut to inside where mr krabs is sniffing the floor)
Mr Krabs: it's gotta be here somewhere!
SpongeBob: hey mr krabs
Mr Krabs: not now boy, i am searching for something very important
SpongeBob: oh what are you looking for mr krabs?
Mr Krabs: me child porn hard drive! It contains 10,000TB of pure porn!
SpongeBob: mr krabs why do you need it so much
Mr Krabs: BECAUSE ME BOY, CHILD PORN IS THE BEST THING HUMANITY HAS EVER MADE.
SpongeBob: i think i saw a hard drive under the grill-
(mr krabs runs into the kitchen and lifts up the grill)
Mr Krabs: oh there you are my beautiful!
(mr krabs runs into his office and we hear masturbating noises)
Mr Krabs: oh, yes. OH YEAH, BABY LET'S GO WOOOOO
Squidward: what is mr krabs doing in there?
SpongeBob: i don't know, sounds like he's masturbating. Let me have a look
(spongebob shoves his eye into mr krabs' office and sees mr krabs masturbating to child porn)
(spongebob turns to squidward looking terrified)
SpongeBob: we gotta call the police squidward.
(squidward dials the phone)
Narrator: 3 hours later..
Mr Krabs: ah… that was the best nut I ever had. Now there's semen all over the walls! Eh, maybe Squidward will clean it up.
(the police barge into mr krabs' office)
Police 1: STOP RIGHT THERE!
Mr Krabs: huh?!
Police 2: you're under arrest for owning 10,000 terabytes of child porn!
Mr Krabs: i didn't do it!
Police 1: then why did we get a call from one of your employees?!
Mr Krabs: oh barnacles. Curse you squidward!
(shot of mr krabs getting thrown behind bars)
Mr Krabs: I AM INNOCENT! CHILD PORN IS NOTHING!
Mr Renaud: hey krabby
Mr Krabs: huh?
Mr Renaud: wanna fuck?
(episode ends)
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