WotW: Week 51

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Weak of the Week: Week 51 	Weak of the Week: Week 51
 	
Sharknado, Sharknado and Sharknado 	Sharknado, Sharknado and Sharknado
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Stop rubbing your eyes! You haven't gone cross-eyed...there really are a trio of nigh identical poorly designed sharkmen bearing the name of a direct-to-Sy-Fy Channel movie wearing power armor staring deep into your soul with their lifeless peepers. The first Sharknado was bad enough, did we really need two more? See what they did there? Am I talking about the movies or these weak Street Shark rejects that stand before you? You can't tell! Their plan worked!What's with all these characters named after Sharknado? Don't you people realized that those movies are trying to be bad? What is funny about purposeful incompetence? In no other field of work is it okay for someone to do something bad on purpose. You don't hire a plumber, who then does a Three Stooges styled "A Plumbing We Will Go" job to your pipes, then reward him for a job-poorly-done because he meant to do it. This is part of the reason why I never want to "reward" people who try to win Weak of the Week! It's not funny unless you were really trying and then failed!Why not call them Sharknado, Sharknado 2 and Sharknado 3? Or like Sharknado, Sharkmato and Sharktato or something. If you were going to make a team of superhuman sharkmen in power armor to sell as a TV-show for kids like the Street Sharks or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wouldn't you want to, oh-I dunno--Give them all different names so people could tell the difference? Parents get confused enough with there being four green guys with different names all with different colored bandannas, imagine their reaction to three blue guys all with the same name and only one of them is wearing a different color. The Wal-Mart toy aisle would be in shambles, action figure boxes and bodies scattered everywhere, pure chaos!	Stop rubbing your eyes! You haven't gone cross-eyed...there really are a trio of nigh identical poorly designed sharkmen bearing the name of a direct-to-Sy-Fy Channel movie wearing power armor staring deep into your soul with their lifeless peepers. The first Sharknado was bad enough, did we really need two more? See what they did there? Am I talking about the movies or these weak Street Shark rejects that stand before you? You can't tell! Their plan worked!What's with all these characters named after Sharknado? Don't you people realized that those movies are trying to be bad? What is funny about purposeful incompetence? In no other field of work is it okay for someone to do something bad on purpose. You don't hire a plumber, who then does a Three Stooges styled "A Plumbing We Will Go" job to your pipes, then reward him for a job-poorly-done because he meant to do it. This is part of the reason why I never want to "reward" people who try to win Weak of the Week! It's not funny unless you were really trying and then failed!Why not call them Sharknado, Sharknado 2 and Sharknado 3? Or like Sharknado, Sharkmato and Sharktato or something. If you were going to make a team of superhuman sharkmen in power armor to sell as a TV-show for kids like the Street Sharks or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wouldn't you want to, oh-I dunno--Give them all different names so people could tell the difference? Parents get confused enough with there being four green guys with different names all with different colored bandannas, imagine their reaction to three blue guys all with the same name and only one of them is wearing a different color. The Wal-Mart toy aisle would be in shambles, action figure boxes and bodies scattered everywhere, pure chaos!
Offences 	Offences
• Three Sharks the Ugly Same• Wacky and Random• Power Armor 	• Three Sharks the Ugly Same• Wacky and Random• Power Armor
How to Improve 	How to Improve
They all had power armor moves but no wind powers. I don't see where the 'Nado part of the Sharknado comes into play. 	They all had power armor moves but no wind powers. I don't see where the 'Nado part of the Sharknado comes into play.
Category:Weak of the Week