Battle of London

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The Battle of London was a key event in Slug-Man Story 2, in which the Zopran forces burst forth from underground and wreak havoc on the streets of London under Glog Bolg's command.
== Events ==
First, the Zopran emerged from hiding all over the world, notably London. They herded citizens into Trafalgar Square and demanded to see the humans' leader while performing super-vandalism and attacking humans in the streets (notably Mason Quigley and his rebellion).
Before any fatalities can be shown, the UNWD shows up to beat back the zopran forces, and the Sevens Crew is shown taking on the zopran army. We are also introduced to Cassandra Cobra under the nickname 'Cobie', and eventually Glog Bolg equips T.E.H L.A.Z.O.R, freezing the UNWD in their tracks and storing them in their fossilcraft prisons.
With the help of Banjo Rockin' Horse Man and some Sentient Missiles, as well as advice from the yellow textboxes, Slug-Man succeeds in destroying the power supply to the prisons, frees the agents, and they shut down Glog Bolg, with Agent 47 shutting the other Zopran down by impersonating their leader and giving the order to switch off.
However, the gnomes (organic) and cast of Love Bolg! (rebellious) did not switch off, leading to the events of Story 3 and Love Bolg! season 2 respectively.
== Casualties and damage ==
Although no human deaths are directly shown, it is certain that the zoprans could have caused a few fatalities during their rampage. They expressed displeasure at how slowly the humans surrendered to their fates, but could not kill Mason Quigley due to pandimensional interference.
Many, many zopran are seen destroyed by the defending forces, however, and Slug-Man even utters the line "For every zopran you repair, we will smash a million more!".
There was quite a bit of damage to roads and architecture, with the zoprans bursting forth and commencing super-vandalism, as well as knocking down buildings to crush UNWD agents (which was Chaos Master's time to shine and finally make buildings to what they're supposed to do, i.e. stand up), and the fighting, despite the UNWD's best efforts, did end in a little structural damage.
== Aftermath ==
Something will have to be done about the damage to buildings and roads, and it's likely that many humans were injured during the making of this battle. However, one of the main issues is the gnome problem, as the gnomes (also known as 'the real zopran') are still loose to wreak havoc.
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