Spares!

Spares! is the # episode of CuldeeFell Shortz Season #.
== Script ==
SYNOPSIS - After finding out his film only got 4 viewers, Michael Bay decides to clone the four people who watched his movie, (Culdee, RH, MarioFan, and Endless) and make a bunch of clones of them, only for it to backfire.
(It starts off at a movie theater. The users are seen watching a movie in an empty theater)
Tough Hero Guy: Finally, we defeated the super powerful demon mutant zombie pirate magic ninja evil overlord from hell and outer space.
Nerd: No we didn't. It's right behind you.
Tough Hero Guy: ... Oh.
(A monster comes up and it cuts to the four watching the movie while sounds of the monster eating the hero are heard. The film ends and the credits roll. The four get up from their seats and leave)
RH: I think it's safe to say that was the best movie ever!
MarioFan: Indeed it was!
Endless: Yeah!
Culdee: Absolutley!
RH: I bet millions of people are going to see it!
MarioFan: Definetly!
Endless: No one will ever love me.
Culdee: Without a doubt!
(It cuts to Michael Bay's office where he sees the statistics of his movie, and the viewer count is four)
Michael Bay: Four viewers?! How did my film only get four viewers!? Don't they know how many monkeys I had to tape together to make that monster!? MANY!
(Michael gets up from his chair and looks out the window)
Michael Bay: How can this be? How is it possible?! Nobody has ever seen a movie like this!
Zach Snyder: Apart from Godzilla, King Kong, Jurassic Park.
Michael Bay: There has to be some way to get more than 4 people to watch my film!
Zach Snyder: Make a better one?
Michael Bay: YES! THAT'S PERFECT! If I take the 4 people that came to my film and we multiply the mass of the route of the volume over the common denominator divided by π (pi) and remove 3 decimal places then it will result in my film being successful.
(Michael pulls a curtain revealing a cloning machine with a monkey inside)
Michael Bay: It's a good job I used the leftover monkeys to make this cloning machine.
Zach Snyder: And how is that supposed to help?
Michael Bay: Isn't it obvious? If 4 people came to see my film and I make 4 million clones of those 4 people then I'll get at least 444 more viewers!
Zach Snyder: And how exactly do you tend to clone them?
Michael Bay: With the DNA left on their seats! Hahaha! MUAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAA!
(It transitions to a montage where the clones of the four users are seen being constructed. Mouthes and eyes and clothes are being built for each of them. Cept the Endless ones cause you know, he has no mouth. They are also given different brains. RH is given chicken wings. Endless is given a normal brain. Culdee is given pizza rolls. MarioFan is given shippings. The clones are then seen walking into the theater and the movie plays again)
Giant Crabs: Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Moving Target: WATCH OUT FOR THE GIANT CRABS!
Tough Hero Guy: Heh. That's what she said.
(The horde of clones are heard laughing)
Endless Clone 1: Wait, how is that funny?
(A buzzer is heard and a claw appears and grabs the Endless clone by the head. It moves him into a hole which lands him in a room called the Rejects room)
Real Culdee Headed Clone: Hello there!
(It cuts to Michael's office where he sees the clones watching the film)
Michael Bay: It worked! I am winning!
(Suddenly the credits roll and the clones start leaving)
Michael Bay: Hey! What's going on? Oh wait. They leave when the film ends. DAMMIT ZACH! YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS ONE THROUGH AT ALL!
(It cuts outside where Parappa is seen walking when he sees RH pass by)
Parappa: Oh look. It's RH! Hey RH!
(A lot of RH clones pass by causing Parappa to say "Hey RH" over and over again. It then cuts to the clones meeting up)
RH Clone 1: So uh, where should we go now?
Clones: Arcade!
Endless Clone 2: Shoe shopping!
(All of the clones look at the Endless clone)
Endless Clone 2: Oh I mean. Arcade!
(It then shows the Endless clone getting thrown in a dumpster. Another montage then starts up with all of the clones playing the games. It shows a bunch of clones being crammed in a virtual ride game. The game crashes and the clones fall out in a pile. It shows an RH clone playing a shooting game and loses. He passes the game gun to the MarioFan clone who shakes his head and brings out an ACTUAL GUN and shoots the machine causing it to explode. Two Culdee clones are seen playing "Dance Dance Revolution" and are both sucking at it. An Endless clone is seen punched a boxing bag and gets a high score. The clone smirks at a MarioFan clone who shakes his head and brings out a gun and shoots the machine blowing it up. 4 clones are seeing playing a racing game. A truck is seen racing at RH's game and an actual truck crashes through the wall sending the RH clone flying. Another RH clone is seen playing a claw machine game while an Endless clone is seen stuck in another claw machine game. An Endless and RH clone are seen playing ski ball. A MarioFan clone, you guessed it, brings out a gun and shoots the game blowing it up. The clones are seen getting a bunch of tickets from the games and brings it to the prize counter. The lady gives an Endless clone a keychain. The clones look at the lady dissapointed and are seen looking with evil faces at the Arcade that they have now burnt down. The clones then meet up again)
RH Clone 1: Sooooo where should we go now?
Clones: Home!
Endless Clone 3: Kitten shopping!
(The clones look at the Endless clone again)
Endless Clone 3: Oh not again.
(The Endless clone is seen thrown in a dumpster as the rest of the clones walk off. It then transitions to Michael and Zach looking for the clones)
Michael Bay: They've got to be around here somewhere?
(Michael Bay runs up to Izuru)
Michael Bay: Excuse me sir? Have you seen a large group of identical looking people around here?
(Izuru points to a twin convention and walks away)
Michael Bay: BLAST! We'll never find them! CURSE ME FOR CLONING SUCH GENIUSES!
(It cuts to RH's house where Endless is seen holding a cup of white liquid)
Endless: Hey RH, is it cool if I drink this milk?
RH: That's white paint.
(Endless is shown already drank the cup)
Endless: So, it's cool right?
(It cuts back to the directors. Zach sees a trail of empty chicken wing boxes)
Zach Snyder: Hmmm. A trail of RH's empty chicken wing boxes.
Michael Bay: Those could be anyone's boxes!
(Zach brings up a box that says "Property of RH")
Michael Bay: That could be any RH!
(Zach brings a box that has a picture of RH's face on it)
Michael Bay: That could be any clone- oh.
(The four are seen watching TV at home when the door bell rings)
RH: Hey Culdee, can you get the door?
(Culdee walks offscreen to open the door. Once he opens it, the hoard of clones come flooding in)
RH: So, err. Who was it?
(RH gets up and sees all of the clones around the house)
RH: Oh no! It's a horde of disgusting hideous fish faced demon spawn!
Culdee: They're clones.
RH: Yeah, that's what I said.
Endless: Calm down guys. Clones arn't so bad. I mean... Think of the possibilities! (No pun intended)
(A bunch of endless clones are seen surrounded MarioFan)
Endless Clone 4: Holy bumblebees on a body board!
Endless Clone 5: Holy carrot cake on a kitten!
Endless Clone 6: Holy reused joke on a fanfic!
(MarioFan looks at the viewer with a scared expression. RH is seen opened the fridge. He brings out a box of chicken wings)
RH: anyone else want something?
Clones: Sure! Yes please!
(A bunch of clones run to the fridge and gather alot of food and run off. An RH clone gets to the fridge and doesn't find any food. He grabs RH's chicken wing box and leaves. RH notices his box is taken and he gets angry. The RH clone is about to eat a chicken wing when suddenly RH blows his head off with a shotgun. The other clones see this and look at RH with an angry expression)
RH: Oh bugger.
(The clones ram into RH causing him to crash into a wall. He looks up as the clones look at him evilly. Suddenly one by one, the clones get shot in the head and fall to the ground dead. RH sees MarioFan with a gun, Culdee with a bent golf club, and Endless with a bloody bat. RH smirks and starts punching the clones as MarioFan massacres the clones with his AK-47. Culdee bonks a MarioFan clone with his golf club, Endless bashes an RH clone's head in with his bat. MarioFan throws a grenade massacring a bunch of clones. The camera zooms out of the house as the four continue murdering the clones. Meanwhile, Michael and Zach are seen made it outside the house as they followed the trail of boxes)
Michael Bay: Ah ha! It appears the trail of boxes ends here! So, they must have taken to the sewers of the city and spread across the many tunnels trailing filth and destruction. Hibernating for thousands of years in raw sewage which of course will give them magical powers only to be used against us when they establish a civilization beneath our very feet and plan to destroy the very fabric of our-
Zach Snyder: Or they're right behind you.
(It cuts back inside the house where the four are seen done with killing the clones)
MarioFan Clone: Hello-
(MarioFan shoots his clone to death. Now all the clones are gone)
RH: Well I think that's all of them!
(Michael and Zach then enter the house)
RH: Hey, you're that- that director!
Michael Bay: Evil director!
RH: What are you doing here?
Michael Bay: I'm here to get rid of all the-
(Michael looks around and sees all the clones dead)
Michael Bay: Clones...
Culdee: Hey guys!
Culdee Clone: Hey guys!
Endless: Uh oh, two Culdees!? I think we all know what we have to do.
(The users look at eachother confused. 10 minutes later, Culdee, RH and MarioFan are seen sitting on the couch with Michael and Zach behind them)
RH: I think we made the right choice!
MarioFan: Oh yes, definetely.
Culdee: Indubitably!
(It then shows the Culdee clone dressed as Endless)
Culdee Clone: Hey, I was about to say that!
(It then shows that the real Endless has been thrown in a dumpter)
Michael Bay: Now that's what I call, "recycling"!
(Everyone laughs except Zach)
Zach: HOW DO YOU MORONS EVEN BREATHE!?
(The others look at Zach with a scared expression as the short ends)
== Trivia ==
* This is based off of the Eddsworld episode of the same name.
* This marks the debut of Michael Bay and Zach Snyder.