DongleBures

DongleBures are a rare type of berry often found in human and animal shit in the New Uljerian Region (NUR). They are known to be incredibly addictive yet dangerous to consume, especially in cheap and low quality dongles. dongles usually weigh less than 230, but heavier dingleberries can weigh up to 45,000 (grams). The cheaper a dongleberry, the more likely it is to either be fake or be pringly, if a dongle is pringly that means it is extremely dangerous. These are often used as drugs, and as a result are illegal in many countries. Dongleberries are also far more dangerous when injected or smoked than when consumed, as no species evolved to do that so there is less of an evolutionary resistance from our immune systems.
== Symptoms ==
just read the infobox, there are many many symptoms of dingleberry consumption (and injection)
Viscious semisolid substance
=== Effects ===
can cause enlargened nose, coma, heart failure, lung expansion, Expand Dong, dingle disease, kidney failure, explosive diarrhea, vomiting, gonorrhea, red eyes, pale skin, darker skin, sores, dementia, internal bleeding, external bleeding, rotting of brain, fungal infections especially on hands, nerve damage, extreme pain, poor blood flow, toes and fingers falling off, sociopathy, psychopathy, sycophanty, insomnia, hypersomnia, internal hemorrhaging, arterial bleeding, arterial blockage, nerve degeneration, pancreas exploding, addiction, brain damage, brain matter loss, skin decay, skin melting, bone decay, tooth decay, gingivitis, e. coli, ebola, 32 types of cancer, dehydration, overhydration, inhalation of nitrogen and helium, bone marrow defects, skull decay spontaneous combustion, porn addiction, anger issues, schizophrenia, worms, appendix calcification, new bones, thick skin in some areas and thin skin in other areas, eye pain, back pain, joint pain, liver failure, blood boiling, blood freezing, complex regional pain syndrome, and tetanus.
=== Source ===
Kufaar, Uljeria
=== Cost to buy ===
around 162,000 Kajikileros
=== Cost to sell ===
up to $63,000 in high quality dingleberries.