Lifetime (TV network) Schedule February 14, 2005

8:00 am 		Mad About You 	S1 E16 - Love Among The Tiles 	Paul and Jamie miss out on a friend's important Valentine's Day party when they accidentally lock themselves in their bathroom. They vainly try ramming the door, dropping S.O.S. notes out the window and yelling for their lazy dog, but they finally resign themselves to their fate -- and discover more about each other than either cared to know. Starring: Anne Ramsay, Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser, Richard Kind, Leila Kenzle, Patrick Warburton, Spencer Klein, Gregory Paul Martin   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:00 am 		Mad About You 	S1 E16 - Love Among The Tiles 	
 		 	 	
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Julia and Suzanne's Big Adventure"	Julia and Suzanne take a weekend trip to Tokyo to see their mother, only to find that she has gone to Paris to care for a sick friend. While they are trying to figure out where they are going to stay, they are robbed of their luggage and money. Meanwhile, Anthony and Mary Jo are stuck with an enormous telephone bill after calling in votes to a television poll. Starring: Delta Burke, Dixie Carter, Rodney Kageyama, Henry Cho, Annie Potts, Meshach Taylor, Jean Smart   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Julia and Suzanne's Big Adventure"	
 		 	 	
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 131 • Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy 	Blanche uncovers a secret when she auctions off Big Daddy's possessions. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Ruby Dee   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 131 • Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy 	
 		 	 	
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S4 E5 - Frieda Needa Man 	Fran's Aunt Frieda arrives at the Sheffield's after being evicted. Lainie Kazan guest stars. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Marilyn Cooper, Lainie Kazan, Renee Taylor, Donald O'Conner   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S4 E5 - Frieda Needa Man 	
 		 	 	
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 90 • “Valentine’s Day” 	Sophia prepares for her big date with Julio Iglesias. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Bill Dana, Julio Iglesias, Sid Melton   [CC] [TV-PG D]
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 90 • “Valentine’s Day” 	
 		 	 	
10:30 am		The Nanny 	Love Is a Many Blundered Thing 	Convinced he's her secret admirer, Fran prepares an elaborate Valentine's Day surprise for Maxwell. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Michael Bacall, Kane Picoy, Rachel Chagall   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
10:30 am		The Nanny 	Love Is a Many Blundered Thing 	
 		 	 	
11:00 am		The Nanny 	The Bank Robbery 	Fran and Sylvia are taken hostage in a Valentine's Day bank robbery. Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert, Al Rodrigo, Peter Scolari, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Peter Scolari, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert, Al Rodrigo   [CC] [TV-PG L]
11:00 am		The Nanny 	The Bank Robbery 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 132 • Feelings 	Rose has a confrontation with her dentist. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 132 • Feelings 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	 	Hosted by Robert Stack, the series features reenactments of stories in which viewers participate to help solve cases.   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	 	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	 	Hosted by Robert Stack, the series features reenactments of stories in which viewers participate to help solve cases.   [TV-PG DV]
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	 	
 		 	 	
2:00 pm 		Funny Valentines 	 	A woman rekindles a strong, childhood friendship with her cousin after returning home to sort out her troubled marriage. The two find that true friendship lasts forever. Starring: Loretta Devine, Alfre Woodard, CCH Pounder, Megalyn Echikunwoke, Peter J. Fernandez, Afemo Omilami, Elizabeth Omilami   [CC] [TV-PG LV]
2:00 pm 		Funny Valentines 	 	
 		 	 	
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Pre-existing Conditions" 	Dana and Lu are relocated to a new wing of Rittenhouse that, once renovated, will be the new home of the women's health clinic they will run together. Dana is confronted with an infertile couple and their pregnant surrogate, whose amnio just revealed that the fetus may be brain damaged. When the infertile couple decide not to keep the baby, Dana must enlist Lu's help to try to convince the surrogate to keep the baby. Lu treats a 35-year-old Chinese woman in horrible pelvic pain, and an exam reveals that the woman has bleeding fibroids. Lu orders an immediate hysterectomy, but it turns out that the doctor who allegedly already performed a hysterectomy on this woman took the insurance money without doing the procedure. Lu asks Dana to perform surgery, but Dana convinces Lu and the woman to use high-tech alternatives available at Rittenhouse so she can avoid a hysterectomy. Lu then confronts the woman's former doctor, who runs a free clinic similar to Lu's old clinic, about the hysterectomy she failed to perform. When the doctor pleads that money from an occasional insurance scam is her only way of keeping the clinic open, Lu must decide whether to report her. Starring: Janine Turner, Jenifer Lewis, Philip Casnoff, Rosa Blasi, Josh Coxx   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Pre-existing Conditions" 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	Love Is a Many Blundered Thing 	Convinced he's her secret admirer, Fran prepares an elaborate Valentine's Day surprise for Maxwell. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Michael Bacall, Kane Picoy, Rachel Chagall   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	Love Is a Many Blundered Thing 	
 		 	 	
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	The Bank Robbery 	Fran and Sylvia are taken hostage in a Valentine's Day bank robbery. Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert, Al Rodrigo, Peter Scolari, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Peter Scolari, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert, Al Rodrigo   [CC] [TV-PG L]
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	The Bank Robbery 	
 		 	 	
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 90 • “Valentine’s Day” 	Sophia prepares for her big date with Julio Iglesias. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Bill Dana, Julio Iglesias, Sid Melton   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 90 • “Valentine’s Day” 	
 		 	 	
6:30 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding?" 	When her daughter Kate decides to marry a podiatrist, Dorothy is forced into a close encounter of the strangest kind with ex-husband Stan. Their reunion threatens to cast a pall over wedding festivities, and Rose, Blanche and Sophia struggle to keep Dorothy's emotions in check. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty, Betty White, Herbert Edelman   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:30 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding?" 	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		I Do (But I Don't) 	 	A divorced wedding planner meets the man of her dreams at a disastrous wedding. Based on the novel by Cara Lockwood. Starring: Denise Richards, Dean Cain, Karen Cliche   [CC] [TV-PG LS]
7:00 pm 		I Do (But I Don't) 	 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		A Piece of My Heart 	(N) 	Based on the play by Matt Cooper. Two college graduates from the Midwest move to Los Angeles and their love is tested for the first time. Starring: Joe Pantoliano, Martin Henderson, Artie Lange, Piper Perabo, Jennifer Tilly   [CC] [TV-14 DLS]
9:00 pm 		A Piece of My Heart 	(N) 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		How Clean is Your House? 	Episode # 019 The Haunted House (N) 	The Hennessey's are notoriously know throughout their neighborhood! The live in the haunted, freakishly dirty, house on the hill. They don?t really mind the ghost that inhabits their funky old house ? it's the dirt that has to go. Kim and Aggie have loads of fun casting spells and creating just the right brew to get this family cleaning! Starring: Kim Woodburn, Aggie Mackenzie   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
11:00 pm		How Clean is Your House? 	Episode # 019 The Haunted House (N) 	
 		 	 	
11:30 pm		How Clean is Your House? 	118 Charlie's Dirty Angel 	A very sexy private investigator is hiding a dirty secret of her own ? her house is a filthy mess. She tracks down crooks and criminals of every kind but hasn?t been able to locate a vacuum cleaner or dustpan in years. Kim and Aggie are on the hunt for clues as to why this sexy P.I. has let her house get into such and undesirable state. Starring: Kim Woodburn, Aggie Mackenzie   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
11:30 pm		How Clean is Your House? 	118 Charlie's Dirty Angel 	
 		 	 	
12:00 am		The "I Do" Diaries: Wacky Wedding Videos	 	The producers of "America's Funniest Home Videos" and Lifetime Television discover some of the most outrageous wedding mishaps ever caught on tape. Hosted by Lisa Rinna in front of a live studio audience, highlights include preposterous proposals, terrified grooms, unruly wedding guests and flower girls who adamantly refuse to walk down the aisle - all just in time for Valentine's Day!   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 am		The "I Do" Diaries: Wacky Wedding Videos	 	
 		 	 	
1:00 am 		The Division 	The Division "The Pilot" 	Newly appointed detective Angela Reid joins the force of the SF Police Dept.'s Central Station, run by Capt. Kate McCafferty. She is paired with Det. Candace DeLorenzo, who is reluctant to have a new partner because she's still recovering from the death of her old one. The two women are assigned to the murder of a forensic psychiatrist. Det. Magda Ramirez and her partner, Peter, uncover slave labor in sweatshops, and their investigation leads into the world of gangs and the Asian mafia that runs Chinatown. Meanwhile, Det. Jinny Exstead fumbles when the department's computer upgrade mixes up two suspect lists, causing her "Deadbeat Dad" sting operation to go horribly awry. And Capt. McCafferty deals with the unwelcome news that her daughter has decided to drop out of college and marry an ex-con. Starring: Bonnie Bedelia, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Vidal, Lela Rochon Fuqua, David Gianopoulous, Tracey Needham   [CC] [TV-14 DLV] [SAP]
1:00 am 		The Division 	The Division "The Pilot" 	
 		 	 	
2:00 am 		Suddenly Susan 	60. Wedding Bell Blues 	Susan's ex-fiance is getting married. Luis' brother reveals a secret. Starring: Brooke Shields, Judd Nelson, Barbara Barrie, David Strickland, Kathy Griffin, Nestor Carbonell, Anthony Starke, Bruno Campos   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
2:00 am 		Suddenly Susan 	60. Wedding Bell Blues