Episode 2300

Picture	Segment 	Description
 	SCENE 1 	Maria and Elmo are having some grape juice together, as Elmo slurps his up quickly. He then wants to play a "clink-clink" game with Maria, where she must repeat the sounds he makes by clinking his glass. He doesn't like that her clicking sound is much lower than his, which Maria attributes to the fact that her glass is full. Elmo fixes things by drinking all her juice as well.
 	Cartoon 	A cat follows its ears to a squeaking noise, which he thinks is coming from mice, but it's coming from swings.Artist: Irra Verbitsky
 	Song 	Joe Raposo sings "Peanut Butter." (re-filmed version)
 	Cartoon 	Violet climbs a vine with V words.
center 	Muppets 	Ernie tries to put a pot on Bert's head. Bert asks Ernie why he's doing that, and Ernie says that he broke a cookie jar. Ernie has to put the cookies somewhere, so he put them in the sugar bowl – and put the sugar in the flowerpot, which meant that he had to put the flower in a milk bottle. He put the milk in the soda bottle, the soda into the fishbowl, and the fish in Bert's cowboy hat. Bert asks, "Now what am I going to wear when I want to play cowboy?" Ernie puts the pot on Bert's head and says, "Ride 'em, cowboy, Bert!"
 	Cartoon 	Pinball Number Count #7Artist: Jeff Hale
 	Celebrity	Sid Caesar and Tatyana Ali practice showing their emotions.
 	Cartoon 	Small letter b (ball/bat)
 	Film 	A boy narrates a film of cows being fed hay during winter.Music: Robert Dennis
 	Cast 	Bob and Luis put together two halves of a painting of a train tunnel. When they fit the parts together, a train goes through the tunnel and zooms to take up the entire screen, frightening Bob and Luis so much, they take down the tunnel again.
 	Cartoon 	Small v... (Spanish version)Artist: John and Faith Hubley
 	Muppets 	"Street Garden Cooperation"
 	Cartoon 	A boy does an addition problem in his head: 5 + 1 = 6
 	SCENE 2 	Maria comes to get Barkley and take him for a walk. While she goes to get his leash, Snuffy, who was playing with Barkley, feels hurt that he wasn't invited for a walk either. He believes that if he acts like a dog too, he'll be invited as well. He observes Barkley and does what he does. Maria returns and Snuffy's barking riles Barkley up, making it hard to put the leash on. Maria and Barkley go off, leaving Snuffy alone. He wonders if Maria prefers fish.
 	Cartoon 	Teeny Little Super GuyRW wants a pet spoon, so TLSG teaches him the importance of being responsible with a pet.Artist: Paul Fierlinger
 	Cast 	In a spoof of the famous Mean Joe Greene Coke commercial, football player Big Murray (Gordon) accepts a number 7 from a young fan, whom he rewards with a towel that also has a 7 on it.
 	Cartoon 	A man blows 7 bubbles.
 	SCENE 3 	Maria returns to find Snuffy writing in his giant snuffle-diary. He reads her the entries from today (rendered in drawings), which ends with how Maria made him sad by not inviting him on a walk. Maria apologizes, but claims she wouldn't have known unless he spoke up. She invites him on a walk now, but first they must lock his diary with the giant key (which Snuffy asks she keep in her pocket as they walk).
 	Cartoon 	A magician writes in his diary about the many mishaps during his performance.
 	Muppets 	It's late at night and Bert isn't home yet. Ernie worries that he may have been abducted by monsters and is being forced to party with them... maybe even having fun. When Bert gets home, Ernie shares his stream of emotions he felt when he'd imagined something had happened to Bert: fear, sadness and anger. Bert assures him that he was fine -- he never has fun.
 	Cartoon 	A bully says the alphabet to a mild-mannered gardener, who hits him in the face with a pie at the end.
 	SCENE 4 	Bob collects some stray papers left on the table with the intention of throwing them out. Big Bird stops him before he can, as those are the pages of a story he made. He shows Bob the story, which is all about how a tree grows, only the illustrations are very abstract. Bob suggests Big Bird put his name on the papers so nobody makes the same mistake he did. Big Bird counters that he did; it's just underneath the scribblings of leaves.
 	Cartoon 	A boxer explains the letter "B". (Spanish remake)
 	Cartoon 	A boxer explains the letter "B".
 	Muppets 	A group of female Anything Muppets sing about the many things "Women Can Be."
 	Film 	Several people help a man when his car is stuck in the mud.
 	Muppets 	The Count's bats are upset because the Count always gets to count, but the bats don't. The Count decides to let the bats count all of the Counts, while the Count counts all the bats...but there is only one Count.
 	Cartoon 	A boy builds a house out of blocks, and when the girl builds a Victorian house, the boy calls her a copycat.
 	SCENE 5 	Elmo wants to play with Shelley the Turtle, who is a little hesitant. Elmo initiates a game of hide-and-seek and starts counting, while Shelley timidly hides in his shell. Elmo can't find Shelley anywhere, save for what he believes is his jacket left behind on the crate. Maria come by and explains that's Shelley's shell. She further details how shy Shelley can be around others. Elmo feels sad at first, but gets an idea and runs off.
 	Song 	Joe Raposo sings "Doggy Paddle."
 	Muppets 	Mr. Johnson has been served a bowl of soup, but flags down his waiter to make a complaint. He asks Grover to inspect the fly that's in his soup, but Grover looks under, next to, and on the soup before he agrees to bring out a new bowl. The kitchen is all out of what Mr. Johnson ordered, so he brings him Cream of Mosquito.
 	Cartoon 	I thought a thought ... about circles. (Spanish version)Artist: Cliff Roberts
 	SCENE 6 	Elmo returns with a sailor's hat, which he uses as a pretend shell to make him appear like a turtle. He starts playing "peek-a-boo" with Shelley, which manages to bring him out of his shell. Maria announces the sponsors and the credits roll.
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