Gourds

Gourds are a class of vine-growing, rounded vegetables that typically grow in Autumn. They are often grotesquely formed and painful to look at. Some well-known gourds include pumpkins, zucchinis, butternut squash, squash of suffering, and spaghetti squash. The sport 'squash' was created by a squash farmer as a way of marketing his product. It didn't work, as almost no one knows what squash is or how to play it.
Gourds can inflict blunt-force trauma to the head if launched from a catapult or trebuchet at high enough speeds. Most people avoid consuming the majority of gourds, with the exception of pumpkins, which are used to flavor everything from oatmeal to baby wipes in the fall. Gourds are typically filled with a nasty pulp affectionately termed 'pumpkin crap' that contains the seeds.
Gourds can be used as decorations during the autumn holidays, although experts advise against this practice for parents of small children, as gourds can be considered a choking hazard.
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Category:Bad-tasting foods
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