Destroyer of Reason

Drake is one of many cosmic deities to rise up and attempt to fill the void left behind by Moai Ur. In an era when the universe is still reeling from the Kali Yuga, Drake can see no better time to assert his intellect over all material space. He is also infamous for his bow hunting and computer hacking skills.
=== Abilities: ===
Of course, a good set of desirable skills aren't the only weapons at Drake's disposal.
The boi got a big ass forehead. His head is big cause he has to fill it with all that knowledge. His ultimate power is known as a "Brain Blast." He is gifted with the God Eye. He can see through all illusion and bare witness to the true reality beyond the purely material. This mind's eye enables him to deconstruct the very nature of reason itself to assert a new framework of morality that suits his dark vision of the future.
He's also a compulsive masturbator.
=== History: ===
On the faraway planet of Busted Nut 3000, the last remnants of Earf's defenders held a meeting. Among them were Vice, Gay Ron, and about fifteen different Brandons. Among the forum were discussion of how to rebuild the fallen Ram Ranch military and how to defend against the globalists. At one point, Vice was given a mysterious note by some sweaty Tekken player who was hiding in one of the trash cans.
The message came in two parts. The first was a foreboding note written in bloody dark gore blood which read, Soon!™ The second was a picture of what was probably the biggest forehead anyone had ever seen. Vice recoiled in horror and shouted at the top of his lungs, "God damn, that's a BIG ASS foReHeλd!"