Toaster

A Toaster was known to disguise itself as Alison Velvets in a failed scheme to have sex with J. Although the toaster did succeed in having sex for several hours, the man was not actually J, but a goat in disguise. The goat in return did not realize that "Ali" had be a fraud.
Both the toaster and the goat were exposed when the real Ali and J entered the bedroom to discover their doppelgangers. 
The toaster later committed suicide, likely from the shame of having fornicated with a goat and/or the heartbreak of not forming the relationship with J it thought it had.
== Physical Appearance ==
The toaster was an average silver kitchen model. During sex, it held two slices of bread in itself, with finally popped once it had been exposed.
When disguised, it looked exactly like Ali, complete with her pudgy belly.
== Appearances ==
* The Nasty (first appearance)
Category:Dead Characters