Janine Hawkins

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"I write about things (sometimes games) on the internet. Who doesn't? N.B. Princess-ass Princess & Polite Canadian Cutie."
-Twitter bio
Janine Hawkins may be a struggling writer by day, but by night she transforms into a magical be-ribboned crimefighter determined to vanquish evil... And play a lot of Harvest Moon. Priorities right? Janine's streams are all over the map, but she favors any game that can get a laugh (one way or another.)
-StreamFriends bio
==Facts==
Known in the streets as "Sweat Pea"
She's From Canada.
She dislikes sharks and the cold hateful abyss of space.
Her soothing voice will drive safely away from bloodmoon madness.[Citation needed]
Has t-rex arms.
Proud (former) owner of a Lara Croft Pin-Up poster.
She thinks Flesh Mecha are cute.
Janine is the local chair fire marshall for her neighborhood.
Janine is better known as the 'Queen of Lies' in the common tongue.
== Quotes (alphabetically by game) ==
We done fucked up this game, guys. - 7 Grand Steps
This is the Dark Souls of cooking sims. - Cook, Serve, Delicious!
(to Dre) "You can probably do this!" - Garshasp
This could be a puzzle from Saw. Everything's dirty and unsettling. Slow and bad. - Face Noir
Skin mittens are really warm and cost-effective, so... - Face Noir
This game sounds like it was recorded on a Gamecube microphone. - Into the Dark
I get a lot of spam e-mail from India about apartment complexes. - Magical Diary
Why are you in detention with Ted Danson? What is going on? - Magical Diary
Oh God, this is a nightmare. This is an actual nightmare. - Magical Diary
It's a contingency pig. We still have apples. - Minecraft
Hey, this is important, if a cactus comes up behind you, run. - Minecraft
Can I have some stray dirt? - Minecraft
Ugh, I don't want any part of this diamond nonsense. - Minecraft
It's not a bedpan if there's no bed, it's a poop pot. - The Order: 1886
Phil: So why are we shooting all these dudes? / Janine: I was just about to ask YOU that! - The Order: 1886
I don't think that tree's right. - Recovery Search and Rescue Simulation
You're talking to your rucksack? - Recovery Search and Rescue Simulation
This is just Hannibal: Season 2: The Video Game. - Recovery Search and Rescue Simulation
This guy has a lot of floor beer. - Skyrim
You don't want scarabs in your filtration system. - The Sims 3
You don't get to be a mermaid for like five years! - The Sims 3
I don't want Phil to be killed by chinchillas is the thing. - Sims Medieval
How 'bout a crotch-pouch stuffed with leaves? Does that seem Dre-ish to you? - Sims Medieval
Get a dress or get out! - Style Savvy
We need to intervene, because this girl is making all her clothes out of tablecloths and I'm really worried about her. - Style Savvy 
==Links (not related to any Hyrulean saviour)==
Janine on Twitter
Janine's website, Healer Archer Mage
Janine on Twitch
Janine on YouTube
Janine's writing on Paste.Category:Streamers