Reggie

Did you hear about Reggie?
 What about him?
 He got arrested, again! He's back in Rikers for the third time!
 You're kidding. What did he do?
 So that's the best part. He was out on parole, right, and for some stupid reason decides to pick up work not two days after getting out. Picks up a gun and a package and moves to deliver in a restaurant downtown.
 Alright.
 But he's had too much orange juice, or something, so he desperately has to take a piss. So he walks into the restroom, and what does he see?
 What?
 Three police officers standing and turning right as he enters the room.
 Ha. did he walk back out?
 Ha! No, not Reggie! He steps right in, up the urinal and zips up. Cops still watching. Then without missing a beat, the gun and the package fall out, right into the urinal.
 Hahaha. And the cops see everything?
 The cops see everything! And Reggie's cuffed faster than he can finish!
 Wow. Classic Reggie. Wow.
==Appearances==
*Tom Clancy's The Division
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