WotW: Week 30

{| width="100%" style="background:#ffffff;" 	
Weak of the Week: Week 30 	Weak of the Week: Week 30
 	
Praise the Sun 	Praise the Sun
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
We've hit a landmark, Weaketeers! This is the 30th winner of Weak of the Week! How we've made it thirty weeks without having a profanity laden, anger fueled tirade in the comment section of this page only goes to prove that no one visits this page. I'd like to think that somewhere down the line, like seven years from now, Balde of Blood or one of the other previous Weakies, will stumble upon this page, awestruck by the fact that their good name has been sullied on the internet for the better part of a decade and will attempt to assassinate King Luck in-game with a drive-by PVPing.This monumental occasion calls for a monumentally weak costume. Hmmm, let's see...should I pick this Deadpool bootleg named Killzone? Nah, too cliche. How about an Orange Hulk wearing gladiator armor with a pun named based on Orange Julius? No, too obvious. What if the winner were a blackyellower in power armor named Caspar.? Hmm, not quite. Getting warmer, but not yet. How about a specked, hairy-armed, teal and blue kangaroo wearing robot pants named Praise the Sun? Aw yeah! That's the one! That's the horrendously designed weakling for this monumental occasion! He's even got a pointless knapsack belt that totally doesn't match the rest of his outfit! SCORE! So, you're named after Dark Souls? Right? I don't really see what Dark Souls has to do with furry legged green kangaroos, but this must have made sense to you at one point. Either that or you legitimately wanted to praise the sun, which isn't the best thing to do during the last week of July. Then again, you do look like you could use some sun, you look a little green. And a little like a kangaroo. And a little like you have a robotic crotch. And a lot WEAK!	We've hit a landmark, Weaketeers! This is the 30th winner of Weak of the Week! How we've made it thirty weeks without having a profanity laden, anger fueled tirade in the comment section of this page only goes to prove that no one visits this page. I'd like to think that somewhere down the line, like seven years from now, Balde of Blood or one of the other previous Weakies, will stumble upon this page, awestruck by the fact that their good name has been sullied on the internet for the better part of a decade and will attempt to assassinate King Luck in-game with a drive-by PVPing.This monumental occasion calls for a monumentally weak costume. Hmmm, let's see...should I pick this Deadpool bootleg named Killzone? Nah, too cliche. How about an Orange Hulk wearing gladiator armor with a pun named based on Orange Julius? No, too obvious. What if the winner were a blackyellower in power armor named Caspar.? Hmm, not quite. Getting warmer, but not yet. How about a specked, hairy-armed, teal and blue kangaroo wearing robot pants named Praise the Sun? Aw yeah! That's the one! That's the horrendously designed weakling for this monumental occasion! He's even got a pointless knapsack belt that totally doesn't match the rest of his outfit! SCORE! So, you're named after Dark Souls? Right? I don't really see what Dark Souls has to do with furry legged green kangaroos, but this must have made sense to you at one point. Either that or you legitimately wanted to praise the sun, which isn't the best thing to do during the last week of July. Then again, you do look like you could use some sun, you look a little green. And a little like a kangaroo. And a little like you have a robotic crotch. And a lot WEAK!
Offences 	Offences
• What is it?• Furry• Wacky and Random 	• What is it?• Furry• Wacky and Random
How to Improve 	How to Improve
Is "Praise the Sun" even a name? It would be like if Superman was named "Gains Incredible Strength Due to the Earth's Yellow Sun," or Batman would be "They Shot my Parents in an Alley." 	Is "Praise the Sun" even a name? It would be like if Superman was named "Gains Incredible Strength Due to the Earth's Yellow Sun," or Batman would be "They Shot my Parents in an Alley."
Category:Weak of the Week