Wittgenstein

Known by the wisest of people as 'The Philosophical Caretaker'. Wittgenstein steps in whenever equilibrium is at risk, and re-balances the scales. Other nicknames 'The Bullshit Slayer' and 'The One Who Doesn't Talk Shite'. Wittgenstein is like a fairy who pops in and cleans up the place whenever it gets too cluttered with BS, offering often infallible and generally objective tidy uppers. Wittgenstein is neither a Jedi nor a Sith, but something else, something that makes sure neither side is completely destroyed by the other.