Lawson Builds a Very Dangerous Statue/Tries to Use it to Destroy the Whole Earth/Arrested

(Inspired by Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion)
== Cast ==
Lawson, TJ Detweiler, Soldiers and Mr Armbruster-Eric
Gus Griswald and Soldiers-Evil Genius/David/Zack
Ashley Armbruster-Emma
Ashley Boulet-Amy
Ashley Quinlan, Ellie Detweiler and Madge Griswald-Allison
Ashley Tomassian-Salli
Soldiers-Paul
Soldiers and Mr Tomassian-Joey
Soldiers-Brian
Soldier-Simon
Soldiers-Alan
Soldiers-Dave
Soldiers-Young Guy
Sam Detweiler and Mr Boulet-Steven
Police Officer and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)-Wiseguy
Lieutenant Griswald and Mr Quinlan-Dallas
Mrs Armbruster-Kate
Mrs Boulet-Veena
Mrs Quinlan-Kimberly
Mrs Tomassian-Kendra
==Transcript==
Outside Lawson's House, Lawson had a naughty plan.
Lawson: I'm going to build a very dangerous statue and use it to destroy the whole earth! But first, I need to sneak off to the junkyard to get some parts for the statue! 
Lawson went off to the junkyard, and then he arrived at the junkyard. Later, Lawson entered the junkyard and he was looking at the junk. Then he saw a big box that said 'Free box of random parts - take it if you want'. 
Lawson: Huh?
Then Lawson read the sign on the box.
Lawson: 'Free box of random parts - take it if you want'. Wow! It looks like today is my lucky day! This is exactly what I need! I'll take it!
Lawson picked up a box and he was ready to construct a statue. 
Lawson began to construct the statue by using some tools. Soon, Lawson had constructed a statue!
Lawson: Yay! The DIY Logic allowed me to build the statue almost instantly! But hey, I still have another way to get a remote that can exactly turn on this statue! GoAnimate Logic will help me get a remote that can turn on this statue! I almost forgot about that! Ok, let's use GoAnimate Logic! GoAnimate Logic, I want to get a remote that can turn on this statue! GoAnimate Logic, activate!
A button appears in Lawson's hand.
Lawson: But wait a second. I thought this thing was supposed to be a remote, but it's just a ared button. I'm not sure if this works for this statue or not. Oh well, I'm going to press this button to see if the statue really works or not.
Lawson presses the button, and nothing happened.
Lawson: Well, it looks like nothing happened even after I press this button. Well, I think this red button is-
Suddenly, the statue started operating, as Lawson watched joyfully.
Lawson: But wait! I think I heard the sound of this statue! That means that this statue is now turned on, but wait a second!
The statue fired a beam at the tires, destroying them. As Lawson saw that, he danced delightfully.
Lawson: Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay! Hooray! This statue completely works on 100 percent! I thought this statue isn't working at first, but now it is! This is my best day ever! I can't wait to use this to destroy the whole earth and everyone will begin to have blood out and get injured by this statue! This is going to be so much fun! But hey, I think this statue is still working if any objects got hit by this statue! Wow! I can't believe that this statue is 100 percent functional and completed, and do you know what this means? This means I will use it to destroy the whole earth! I will use this statue and everyone will get hit by this statue, and everyone will bleed out very badly and they are no longer able to walk anymore after they got hit by this statue! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Then Lawson climbed on the statue. Then the statue fired a beam at the junkyard, destroying it. Then the statue exited the junkyard. TJ Detweiler (who is holding a megaphone), Gus Griswald (who is holding a computer), and the Ashleys came, riding in a helicopter, along with hundreds of soliders. 
TJ Detweiler: Um... Are you guys seeing this?
Gus Griswald: ...What... is... that?!
Lawson: LAWSON IN DA HOUSE! My statue is called TARTAR, an statue created by me. Me and my gang's prime directive is to pass humanity's vast knowledge on to the next worthy lifeform. When your kind became self-aware, I hoped that my long wait was finally over. But as I observed your evolution, I WAS DISGUSTED! You wage war over minor genetic deviations. You obsess over trivial fashion choices. And so I created a new prime directive: destroy this world and start anew! From the best and brightest test subjects. Today is the day my vision becomes reality, as I destroy earth and everyone!
TJ Detweiler: Yo... What the heck is that?!
Gus Griswald: (Using the computer) Gimme a sec... I'm analyzing it. I'm picking up a massive amount of energy emanating from that statue.
TJ Detweiler: Uh... That doesn't sound good.
Gus Griswald: So, yeah... That statue is charging up enough energy to destroy the entire world.
TJ Detweiler: HOW DO WE STOP IT?!
Gus Griswald: Hmm... let's see... The entire statue seems to be absorbing sunlight and converting it into energy. So if we explode the whole thing, we should be able to stop it from charging...
TJ Detweiler: You're saying we gotta explode that entire hunk of rock? Seriously?!
Gus Griswald: Well, we can use the hyperbombs I'm working on, but they're still prototypes. They have to be manually detonated, so the soliders will have to shoot each one.
Ashley A: What can me and the Ashleys do?
Gus Griswald: Once the statue isn't charging anymore, you need to hit it with a shout of "Scandalous!"
Ashley A: Wait, what?! Me and the Ashleys haven't done that in forever.
Ashley B: We don't even know if we can do it anymore.
Gus Griswald: Well, we only have about three minutes until that thing is ready to fire. So use that time to warm up your voices. We need maximum Ashleys!
The Ashleys: Got it. 
Ashley A: Blowing out our voices are a small price to pay for saving the world!
TJ Detweiler: And... what about me?
Gus Griswald: You can... uh... be the hype man.
TJ Detweiler: You got it! World about to blow - (using the megaphone) SOLDIERS, LET'S GO!
The soldiers ran towards the statue.
Gus Griswald: Soldiers! Aim at the statue! I'll drop hyperbombs at these locations! I'll start by dropping five hyperbombs on its chest. After 30 seconds, I'll drop five on its neck. After 60 seconds, I'll drop five on its back. After 90 seconds, I'll drop five on its right arm. After two minutes, I'll drop 10 on its head. All of you'll have to detonate all these hyperbombs in under three minutes! Get that?
Soldiers: Got that.
Ashley A: Okay!
Gus Griswald: Hyperbombs incoming! Dropping five on its chest! (He presses the button to drop 5 hyperbombs on the statue's chest)
TJ Detweiler: (Using the megaphone) Let's go! BLOW IT UP!
The soldiers aimed at the statue's chest and shot the hyperbombs with their guns.
Lawson: Submit to your destruction. Your time is over, rivals.
Gus Griswald: Nice work! I'll fire at the neck next! Gimme a sec...
TJ Detweiler: (Using the megaphone) Soldiers! Take a break near the point on its neck!
30 seconds later...
Gus Griswald: Thirty seconds! Dropping five around its neck! (He presses the button to drop 5 hyperbombs on the statue's neck)
The soldiers aimed at the statue's neck and shot the hyperbombs with their guns.
Lawson: You will be blended up into the raw material of the new world!
Gus Griswald: OK — time to aim for its back! Recalibrating...
TJ Detweiler: (Using the megaphone) Ya hear that, soldiers? Move on over to its back!
The soldiers ran towards the statue's back. 
60 seconds later...
Gus Griswald: Sixty seconds! Dropping five on its back! (He presses the button to drop 5 hyperbombs on the statue's back)
The soldiers aimed at the statue's back and shot the hyperbombs with their guns.
Lawson: This world will be reconstituted, and the professor's dream fulfilled.
Gus Griswald: Preparing to fire at its arm! Hold on a minute...
Ashley A: Yo, soldiers! Get to the statue's right arm. Stay focused and don't mess up!
The soldiers ran towards the statue's right arm. 
90 seconds later...
Gus Griswald: Ninety seconds! Dropping five on its right arm! (He presses the button to drop 5 hyperbombs on the statue's right arm)
The soldiers aimed at the statue's right arm and shot the hyperbombs with their guns.
Lawson: Cease, number 10,008! You cannot hope to defeat me and my gang!
Gus Griswald: Nice! Last stop — head! Hold on a second...
TJ Detweiler: (Using the megaphone) Head for its head!
The soldiers ran towards the statue's head.
Two minutes later...
Gus Griswald: Two minutes — this is it! Dropping 10 on its head! (He presses the button to drop 10 hyperbombs on the statue's head)
The soldiers aimed at the statue's head and shot 9 hyperbombs with their guns.
Lawson: THIS WORLD MUST BE PULVERIZED!
Gus Griswald: Thirty seconds until it unleashes enough energy to destroy the entire world!
Ashley A: There's one hyperbomb left!
The soldiers shot the last hyperbomb with their guns.
Gus Griswald: The statue has stopped charging!
TJ Detweiler: (Using the megaphone) Go to your captain, soldiers!
The soldiers went to their captain.
Ashley A: Me and the Ashleys are all warned up...
Ashley B: The hyperbombs are cool, Gus, but... why didn't you name them ashleybombs?
Gus Griswald: Um... because I invented them? DJ Gus spinning beats like ZOOM! See the hyperbombs blowing up like BOOM!
TJ Detweiler: Whoa...
Gus Griswald: (Using the computer) Energy readings don't indicate a full charge, but it looks like it's going to fire anyway!
Lawson: Number 10,008... No test subject has worked so hard to spoil me and my gang's plans... But now you will blend into... the perfect world. Farewell, 10,008. Farewell to you and that worthless cesspool of a city...
Ashley A: Stand back, TJ and Gus! We'll hand this from here!
The Ashleys: VOCAL CHORDS READY! AYO, STATUE!
A cannon, similar to Pearl's Princess Cannon, appears. 
Gus Griswald: Whoa! What is that cannon called?
Ashley A: It's called the Ashley Cannon.
Ashley B: We can use it to wreck entire statues troublemakers builded!
Gus Griswald: Wow! That's very cool! But, you better get firing. The statue is about to fire!
Lawson: IT'S OVER, EVERYONE! THE EARTH IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED! SAY GOODBYE TO THIS WORLD!
The statue fired a giant beam.
The Ashleys: SCANDALOUS!
The Ashley Cannon fired a giant beam, begining a initial clash of the beams. The Ashley Cannon manages to overpower the statue, destroying it. Lawson fell to the ground, and he heard the police siren.
Lawson: Uh oh! The police is here.
Police officer: You are under arrest for trying to destroy the whole earth by using a very dangerous statue! You know that action is against the law! Get in the police right now!
In jail...
Police officer: This is your cell! You will stay here for two months.
Lawson's dad came over, and he scolded his son.
Lawson's Dad: Erwin, I can't believe you used a very dangerous statue to destroy the whole earth. You know this is highly against the law! That's it. You are also grounded for two months. Go to sleep!
Lawson did as his dad told him to.
Back in TJ Detweiler's house, TJ Detweiler's parents were very proud of their brother TJ Deweiler.
TJ Deweiler's dad: TJ Deweiler, thank you for destroying the statue Lawson built! You did a good deed! You are now ungrounded.
TJ Deweiler's mom: You can do what you want.
TJ Deweiler felt happy.
TJ Deweiler: Yay! Thanks, mum and dad! You're the best! 
Back in Gus Griswald's house, Gus Griswald's parents were very proud of their brother Gus Griswald.
Gus Griswald's dad: Gus Griswald, thank you for destroying the statue Lawson built! You did a good deed! You are now ungrounded.
Gus Griswald's mom: You can do what you want.
Gus Griswald felt happy.
Gus Griswald: Yay! Thanks, mum and dad! You're the best! 
Back in Ashley A's house, Ashley A's parents were very proud of their daughter Ashley A. 
Mr Armbruster: Ashley A, thank you for destroying the statue Lawson builded! You did a good deed! You are now ungrounded.
Mrs Armbruster: You can do what you want.
Ashley A felt happy.
Ashley A: Yay! Thanks, mum and dad! You're the best! Ooh, scandalous!
Back in Ashley B's house, Ashley B's parents were very proud of their daughter Ashley B. 
Mr Boulet: Ashley B, thank you for destroying the statue Lawson built! You did a good deed! You are now ungrounded.
Mrs Boulet: You can do what you want.
Ashley B felt happy.
Ashley B: Yay! Thanks, mum and dad! You're the best! Ooh, scandalous!
Back in Ashley Q's house, Ashley Q's parents were very proud of their daughter Ashley Q. 
Mr Quinlan: Ashley Q, thank you for destroying the statue Lawson built! You did a good deed! You are now ungrounded.
Mrs Quinlan: You can do what you want.
Ashley Q felt happy.
Ashley Q: Yay! Thanks, mum and dad! You're the best! Ooh, scandalous!
Back in Ashley T's house, Ashley T's parents were very proud of their daughter Ashley T. 
Mr Tomassian: Ashley T, thank you for destroying the statue Lawson built! You did a good deed! You are now ungrounded.
Mrs Tomassian: You can do what you want.
Ashley T felt happy.
Ashley T: Yay! Thanks, mum and dad! You're the best! Ooh, scandalous!
Lawson woke up, screaming, and found himself in his room.
Lawson: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Oh no! This is a nightmare!
Then Lawson realised something.
Lawson: Wait a minute! It's just a dream! After all, building a very dangerous statue and trying to use it to destroy the whole earth is just a dream! And getting arrested is just a nightmare!
Lawson heard his dad calling.
Lawson's dad's voice: Erwin, I got a call from Miss Finster! And she told me that you robbed her pad and framed Randall Weems for it! Why did you do that?
Lawson: Oh no! I must confess to my dad now!
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