The Aster Room

"The Aster Room. Quite remarkable and unremarkable..."
- Zean
The Aster Room is a creation in the RP Squad Universe. It holds a wide range of items (and occasionally beings) that would serve to be a part of one's daily life, while being Aster-themed.
== Description==
The Aster Room is an extremely large extradimensional room that seems to have a mostly physical presence. 
In its physical state, it's often barred from entry by a large iron door. It can only be opened by pushing it forwards, sideways and downwards. The actual room is a vast gray scape covered in wallpapers about an atomic structure which hosts a heap of items. 
The room, along with the door, seems to disappear and reappear from time to time. It always appears in a random location and for a random amount of time. This serial appearance and disappearance might be due to Aster's close association with it, as Aster's thoughts of the room always ties in with its appearances. 
== Items ==
List of items in the Aster Room
Item 	Quantity 	Cost (G) 	Description 	Effects 	Storage
Weapons 	Weapons 	Weapons 	Weapons 	Weapons 	Weapons
AK-420 	59 	NOT MEANT FOR SALE	A heavily modified AK-47. 	- 	Various wooden crates
ARCHACUS 	1 	NOT MEANT FOR SALE	Page already uploaded. 	Page already uploaded. 	Itself
LVL NUSS 	1 	NOT MEANT FOR SALE	??? 	??? 	Itself
Plasmantimatter Gun 	20 	NOT MEANT FOR SALE	A weapon driven by pure inhumanity. 	Weapon does not function by any means. 	Various titanium-reinforced steel crates
Food 	Food 	Food 	Food 	Food 	Food
Aster Cookies 	22 	20
FREE* 	Delicious baked treats in the shape of Aster's face. 	If consumed, the consumer feels extremely delighted. 	Packaged in 3s.
Aster's SPICEz 	114 	50
FREE* 	A real burning sensation. 	If consumed, the consumer will start to feel that they are literally melting, while they do not actually melt. 	Powdered, individually packaged in 100 gram packets
Astro Candy 	100 	32 
FREE* 	"Delicious Candy Bars that burn in your mouth!" 	Upon consumption, the candy will erupt into flames and last for 10 seconds. 	Individual packages
'ASTRO SPEICAL' 	? 	500 	A direct upgrade to the Astro Candy. 	After 2-3 minutes of consumption, the candy will erupt into a much stronger flame that lasts for 2 minutes. 	Individually packaged, in a refrigerator
Astrum Zeus 	5 	333
FREE* 	"A boney sensation. heheh."
A drink made from liquefied bones. 	Tastes like bones. 	Individual packages
Bone-Aster-tea 	3 	NOT MEANT FOR SALE	"Bone appetit, my friend." 	Tastes like regular tea. 	Individual packages
Bored Cream 	52 	999
FREE* 	"Ice cream made out of this world!"
Ice cream that doesn't melt. 	
*Gives the consumer euphoria and boredom at once.
*If the whole cone is eaten, the consumer will feel a short but strong attraction to Aster. (excluding Aster) 
*Duration stacks until 4 hours if more Bored Creams are consumed.	Packaged and stored in a refrigerator
BoredGir 	3 	33
FREE* 	Burgers made with non-human meat. 	24 hours after consumption, the consumer will become bored. 	Packaged in a red refrigerator near the entrance
Merchandise 	Merchandise 	Merchandise 	Merchandise 	Merchandise 	Merchandise
Aster: An End From A Beginning (AAEFAB) 	56 	FREE 	A book detailing the story of Aster. 40 chapters long. 	If the book is read, the reader is hooked to read it again. 	In a large purple box.
Aster Figurines 	695 	FREE 	Poseable figures that look like Aster. 	[EFFECTS VARY] 	Various locations
Aster's Hat 	15 	FREE 	A replica of the iconic Bowler Hat from Aster's legacy design. 	If worn on the head, makes the wearer slightly faster and stronger. 	Hat hanger.
Aster Plushies 	497 (New)
2 (Legacy)
1 (Gold Legacy)	56 (New)
FREE(Legacy)
NOT MEANT FOR SALE (Gold Legacy)	Miniature, fluffy scale versions of Aster.
Can come in either Legacy or New designs.
Some are possessed. 	Gives the user a mild euphoria.
Remark: Legacy design seems to have this euphoric effect strengthened.
Gold Legacy design has unknown effects. 	A mound
A SweaTER 	6 	100 	A 	Immediately makes the user sleep.
One is worn by Aster. The AsSweater worn by Aster does not make the user sleep. 	Hung on a coat hanger.
Aster's Volumes: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (AVGBU)	? 	NOT MEANT FOR SALE	The sequel to AAEFAB. 	- 	?
AstrPillow 	52 	49 	Purple pillows with Aster's face printed on both sides. 	Negates the effects of the AsSweater. 
(Otherwise, relieves negative emotions of the user) and gives the user a strong euphoria. 	In 26 boxes.
PANTZER 	215 	49 	Built to last. Built to serve. 	Calms the user. 	Individually folded in a 10cm square
Entertainment 	Entertainment	Entertainment 	Entertainment 	Entertainment 	Entertainment
A-Ball 	424 	FREE 	Bouncy handheld balls designed to captivate. 	If used, it literally entertains the user, until the ball stops bouncing or is caught by someone else. This can only take effect after the ball makes 2 rebounds.	Individual packages in a large cardboard box
A Joke 	??? 	NOT MEANT FOR SALE	[DESCRIPTIONS VARIED] 	When Aster uses the joke, it will make the audience literally have a severe stroke while laughing. 	Aster
ASTER: SAGA 	1 	399 	"A virtual world with lackadaisical characters and humour." 	- 	Aster
Memes. 	24 	288 	Replica of the hit song "Memes.", published by Aster himself. 	Makes the people within its sound range (appx. 200-230 m) dance to the music, regardless of whether they want to or not. 	Near VHS recorder somewhere near the LandCruiser XII
Sadouku 	56 	FREE 	"Challenge yourself with this sudoku-styled puzzle!" 	Makes the user want to solve the puzzle even though the puzzle is impossible to solve. 	Individual packages
Care 	Care 	Care 	Care 	Care 	Care
A-Class Soap 	101 	32 	High-quality, deep-cleansing soap. 	Entirely cleans the user 	Soap bottles, in 2 large cardboard boxes
Astral Candles 	24 	200 	Candles that lighten the mood. 	If lit, 200 duplicates of the wick will appear in 2 concentric circles surrounding the candle. The wax does not melt. 	Individually wrapped in plastic wrap
Miscellaneous 	Miscellaneous	Miscellaneous 	Miscellaneous 	Miscellaneous 	Miscellaneous
Aster Pumpkins 	24 	NOT MEANT FOR SALE	Sentient pumpkins shaped as Aster's face, with the necessary carvings. 	Upon lighting one, it will merge with the others to create a 1:1 scale of Aster, but made of pumpkins. 	A 5m cubical container.
Aster's Statue 	1 	NOT MEANT FOR SALE	A large Osmium statue of Aster. 	- 	The centre of The Aster Room
Astezenscezs (pronunciation:
'astɛz(ə)nskz(ə)s) 	2,000 	9999 	A strange purple powder. 	
* Revives the thing the powder is dropped on.
*Makes objects that are inanimate animate. 	Individual packages
LandCruiser XII 	1 	NOT MEANT FOR 	An obscenely large heavyweight transport vehicle. 	- 	200m, 30 degrees north of the Aster Statue.
Photos of Aster 	400 	NOT MEANT FOR 	varied descriptions. 	- 	Various locations
Catster 	256 	NOT MEANT FOR 	Skeletal cats that speak random bits of Aster's dialogue. 	- 	A massive holding cell
ImpoSter (Amogster, Suster) 	1 	NOT MEANT FOR 	A larger purple-black alien creature from Among Us wearing a replica of Aster's Bowler Hat. Right eye always glows a bright purple. Immune to the AsSweater's effects.	- 	A 5m cubical, reinforced container with ventilation.
Painbrush 	25 	FREE 	A normal paintbrush that paints by itself when placed on a canvas, on the user's behalf. 	- 	Kept away from any canvas
*friend only.
==Trivia==
*The Aster Plushies (specifically those that are sentient) are actually human ghosts inside stuffed bodies.
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