Dragonstone Drinking Game

The Dragonstone Drinking Game!
We will, of course, be improving our sporking experience with copious amounts of alcohol. Take a drink \~/ for each time:
*Something especially stupid happens.
*Something is unnecessarily disgusting.
*A scene is entirely pointless.
*Something is blatantly ripped off from Tolkien
**Make it a double if it's ripping off a specific thing, place or character
*A character uses an incomprehensible accent.
*Someone mangles a foreign word or phrase, abuses a thesaurus, or otherwise misuses the language.
*Racism, classism, or other such prejudices are either ignored or condoned.
*Scenery porn.
*The world-building is nonsensical or contradictory.
*Cliches that were dead when Sauron was young are used.
Back to the spork!
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