Coolistan (State)

Coolistan is a state in the Cool Server that was founded by sillyscotsman on 13 May 2024. Its capital is Coolistan, which is also the capital of the Second Cool Server Republic. Coolistan can be further subdivided into 9 Boroughs who each elect a single member to the Coolistan Assembly, established with the Coolistan Act. Alongside the Mayor of Coolistan, these constitute the two parts of Coolistan's devolved government, which has extended administrative control over the state.
== Etymology ==
The name is derived from its capital, Coolistan, which formerly resided in the state of gerdistan.
== Boroughs of Coolistan ==
Coolistan is divided into 9 Boroughs, each of which have a single elected representative in the Coolistan Assembly.
	Bidensleigh
	Brightside
	Burgunford
	Coolminster
	Fuckshitwitterstanton-on-the-cool
	Kidnayme
	Nigging Hill
	Shitterdorf Green
	Weezington
== Key events in Coolistan ==
=== Coolstag Fire ===
On 9 January 2024, the Coolstag caught fire and burned down - widely suspected as an arson attack by an unknown perpetrator. The Reich's government blamed this attack on the UGDP, motivated by recent widespread protests and the NSCSWP's own hatred of the gerdist people. On 14 January 2024, the CSNR officially published evidence linking Gne, a high ranking member of the NSCSWP, to the crime. However, with the beginning of the Second Civil War, no further action was taken. The Coolstag would eventually be rebuild, reopening on 4 May 2024.
=== Gerdist Revolution ===
On 11 January 2024, the United Pug League rose up against the NSCSWP's Government - promptly declaring the shortlived "Cool Server Socialist Republic". Despite this, they claimed that they didn't directly aim to overthrow the government, they just wished to influence government policy enough to bring back gerdism in the constitution. The NSCSWP responded swiftly by blockading all travel in and out of Coolistan, and laying siege to the city. These events are recognised as the beginning of the Second Civil War, which would soon spread to the entire nation.
== Electoral history ==
Election 	Party
June 2024 General Election	TBD
Category:States
Category:States of the Cool Server