Brian Li

"Sharing is caring. Except I don't share, so I don't care." ~ Brian Li, July 2019Brian Li(Real name: Brian Mao Li II) was born on October 17th, 2003, in Elmsworth Municipal Hospital, located in Lisle, Illinois, the United States of America, North America, Earth, the Milky Way. Growing up in Naperville, Brian Li became an accomplished pianist, a renowned Ping Pong Player, and a mediocre mathmatician in comparison to his brother, Richard Einstein Harambe Li. Brian Li is most well known for his consistent complaining in math class and his unusually large amount of knowledge concerning anything to do with Minecraft.
== Biography ==
Brian Li was born in Elmsworth Municipal Hospital in Lisle on October 17th, 2003. He was born into a standard nuclear family, comprised of his father, his mother, and his abnormally intelligent brother. When Brian was two, his family moved to Xi Jiang, China, due to work reasons. Brian's father was the chairman of the R&D sector of the Chinese pharmaceutical megacorporation, Weihai Pharma. Inc. During his stay there, Brian learned how to play the piano, how to do advanced mathmatics, how to drive a car on the left side of the road, how to drive a motorcycle on both sides of the road, and how to calculate any integral in the world. Brian also learned rudimentary English, often enjoying books written by Mark "Vanderwater" Twain and Oscar Wilde.
Brian moved back to America when he was 11 years old as part of a century long socialist plan to teach western capitalists the wonders of sharing. Brian went to Kennedy Jr. High, a middle school with every single resource possible to help its students succeed, save for clean bathrooms. There, Brian Li attended the PI+ program and became one of the most unrecognized people within the class, with Brian Li being unable to recall more than 3 names of his peers. He earned 3rd place as part of Kennedy's national MathCounts team, 1st place as part of Kennedy's national Scioly team, and 59th place as part of the Kennedy's national Wrestling team.
Brian later attended Naperville North High School, known as the most academically oriented labyrinth in the world. Overnight, Brian has became a superstar, attending multiple NNHS clubs while balancing difficult classes.
During his time in high school, Brian is known for:
* Having a GPA of 4.37
* Attending over 4 clubs
* Being able to do a handstand in the gymnastics portion of PE
* Solving a rubrix cube in 9.17 seconds
* Picking up 12 tons of trash over his 14 years of volunteering service
* Holding the world record for most war crimes committed
* Lighting water on fire
* Beating Nick Liu(living incarnation of Mary Sue) in a Ping Pong match
* Beating Nick Liu
* Being Nick Liu
* Inventing shampoo
* Curing coronavirus
* Being an alternate at every math competition
* Having a solid B in MVC
* Surviving 2 plane crashes with minor injuries
* Having a prison named after him
== Inferiority Complex ==
Brian Li has the worlds largest inferiority complex due to the existence of his brother, Richard Einstein Harambe Li. Richard currently attends Purdue Honor College as the smartest person in the entire university, owns 15 of the top 100 Fortune 1000 corporations, and controls 68% of Europe. More importantly, Richard has done the one thing that Brian has been unable to do: write a book. Ever since, Brian has been terrified of both his brother and books.
Brian has spent decades trying to one up his brother in sports, academics, math, volunteering, math, coding, public speaking, and math. So far, he is unsuccessful, and it doesn't seem like much progress is being made at all.
== Achievements in Math ==
He's decent, I guess. He's pretty good at complaining about it, ngl.
== Achievements in Anything Else ==
Brian has over 400 talents attained from his futile attempts to overcome Richard's 1 supreme talent in math and STEM. Brian is also the 2nd richest man alive, owning 89% of Jeff Bezos' entire existence. 
Brian has also written an online Auto Biography, with the rights being acquired by KaSai Press and is planned to be printed as a manga as well. The release date has been Scheduled as September 32nd, 2023.