Volcano

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens with the eviction)
Granite: ...we tied 2-2. Keanu and SpongeBob, we have to have a tiebreaker.
Keanu: What will it be?
Granite: Uhhhhh I’m thinking of a number between one and ten. 
SpongeBob: NO.
Keanu: 5.
SpongeBob: 4. 
Granite: SpongeBob is evicted! 
SpongeBob: COME ON!
Granite: Wow, every season one contestant has now been eliminated. Can we have a moment of silence for the season one con-
Noseward: NOBODY CARES.
Boxy the Box: *falls over*
Noseward: Oh yeah you’re still here.
Steve: HEY GUYS I WAS MISSING LAST EPISODE BECAUSE I WAS ON ANOTHER ADVENTURE WHO WANTS TO HEAR IT?
Granite: Nobody. Steve prepare the helicopter for the next challenge.
Steve: Okay!
(Cut to a ring in a literals volcano)
Granite: This challenge is pretty simple. This volcano is about to erupt. First person to escape wins!
Keanu: Are you actually insane?
Boxy: *falls over*
(Girly Teengirl attempts to climb a volcano wall and falls)
Girly Teengirl: So like what happens if we don’t get out?
Noseward: That’s a good question.
Bob Ross: I’m concerned.
Noseward: Well, we best get climbing!
(The magma begins to rise)
Keanu: Oh no.
Noseward: GO GO GO!
(Out of literally nowhere a siren sounds and Boxy the Box is at the top being carried by Granite)
Granite: Boxy the Box wins!
Keanu: WHAT?!
Girly Teengirl: I’m with Keanu. WHAT?!
Granite: While you were all panicking, Boxy the Box made his way to the top of the volcano!
Keanu: (to Noseward) hey man, is it just me, or is something up with Boxy?
Noseward: HELL YEAH KEANU. He’s a LITERAL BOX, there’s no way he should have won this many times let alone still be in the competition.
Keanu: You up to solve a mystery?
Noseward: Yes.
(Cut to the nomination)
Granite: Okay Boxy, nominator two people. 
(Boxy falls in between Keanu and Bob Ross)
Bob Ross: Come on Boxy! 
Granite: Bob Ross and Keanu Reeves are you for eviction! Go vote please!
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