What season 12 would look like eposide one

== Hello people I was wondering what a modern family episode season 12 would look like so for fun I wrote an episode tell me what you think its my first time writing a script and I did for fun.(Spelt episode wrong in title and can't change it) ==
Act 1
(Claire and Phil with poppy and George at the Dunphy house in the kitchen  and the babies are crying)
Claire: Phil where are the sippy cups they are both crying hurry up Phil
Phil: Ok wait  Claire I am getting a call from Haley 
Claire: Phil she just called ten minutes ago just give me the cups 
(Play the intro first the Dunphy’s then the Marshalls and so on)
Claire and Phil in an interview 
Claire: This summer me and Phil went on an RV trip that we have been talking about for years and it was the best break from reality
Phil: It was amazing we went up to Yellowstone and now we are full-time babysitters
Claire: Haley has decided that she needs to get back into the workforce and she works at a fashion company which is great 
Phill: We are so proud of her. 
But the only problem is that she refuses to put her babies at a daycare center and when the kids are here she calls every five minutes.
Show senses of Haley calling Phil and claire
Claire: So when Haley drops them off here we are going to drop them off at daycare because I start work tomorrow as a CEO, not a Babysitter
Michell: Lily are you ready for school come on where is the Asian in you
Lily: Ok coming dad and dad you forgot something in the house
Michell: No I didn’t I got the keys my wallet and phone lets go lily you don’t want to be late for school
Lily: Look what you forgot (Lily shows Rexford)
Michell: Oh the baby
Michell in an Interview
So this summer we have been adjusting to living in Missouri 
At first, I was looking for a job but none of them clicked so I decided I would stay home with Rexford at least for the first year just like how he stayed home with Lily when she was younger.
And let me tell you it has been hard. I am just not as good at it. (Show sense of Michell struggling)  When Lily was younger Cam was the best stay-at-home dad but obviously, I don’t want to tell Cam because he loves his new job. Also, I really miss working as a lawyer at night when everyone is asleep I binge some true-crime just to remember what it feels like to work on the outside.
Jay: Gloria Joe I made breakfast get down here. 
Gloria: Sorry Jay I have to go quickly. I have an open house.
Jay: Its Saturday and your open house is not till 12 
Gloria: I am taking Joe to his friend’s house 
Jay: Ok take it to go for you and Joe and eat it in the car
Gloria: Joe let's go 
Joe: Ok mom coming 
Joe and Gloria in an Interview 
Gloria: Jay has been home a lot lately to keep the house  going and he  has been trying something new cooking
Joe: let’s just say we have not been holding off well 
Gloria: His food needs a little work 
Joe: More than a little 
End of act one 
Act 2
(At the entryway of the house)
Clarie: Phill is everything ready for the babies to go to their  first day of daycare
Phil: Yeah but do think this is right these are not our kids and Haley didn’t want this
Clarie: Haley doesn’t know what she wants let’s just go
Phil: Haley is calling what do I say 
Clarie: Just hang up let’s go
(Joe and Gloria in the car)
Gloria: Ok Joe where should we go for breakfast today 
Joe: Again mom this is the 5th time this week
Gloria: This is our only option I can’t cook because Jay will say why aren’t you eating my food and we cant tell Jay where we are going because he will say why aren’t you eating my food
Joe: Why can’t we just tell Dad the truth we can’t eat out  forever you know
Gloria: It will break Jay’s heart he works so hard and he will feel useless if we tell him 
(Jay at home)
Jay talking on the phone with Manny: So you will be home today because I cant set up all these laptops and Ipads things 
Manny: Jay I can’t see you put the phone in front of your face 
Jay: Manny how did you get in my phone these things are so confusing so I need you to be here to make it special for everyone
Jay in an interview 
This year has been really different. We got everyone in different parts of the world. It's been really hard on Gloria so Manny is making a one-day stop here at our house to surprise  Gloria.   Phil, Clarie,Haley,Dylan and the great-grandkids are coming and Manny also thought of this cool idea that the rest of the family could be eating with us on the screens but they won’t get to taste my food
(Mitch at the grocery store with Rexford)
Mitch talking on the phone with Jay: So dad should we be eating the same meal as you guys 
Jay: How could you do that can you reach your arm out and grab it with technology now a day that crazy
Mitch: No dad I am at the grocery store I could just cook the same meal as you guys 
Jay: Oh Gloria would love that I am just cooking up some ribs and American things 
Mitch: What do you mean American things 
Jay: You know some scotch cigars 
Mitch: Dad you can’t eat those never mind I will Just figure it out
(Mitchell gets off the phone)
Michell bumps into a farmer man
The farmer man: Watch where you are going city man
Michell: Omg sorry
The farmer Man: Why does your baby look like that are you a kidnaper he ain’t your kid
Mitchell: No he is my kid 
The farmer Man: Do you have a Chinese wife
Michell: No
The Farmer Man: Kids let's go there is a kidnaper man here
Michell says under his breath: Oh great I went from being city man to kidnapper 
Michell in an interview
It’s been hard adjusting to life in Missouri here everyone knows everyone so I have been given some nicknames in the short time we have lived here first it was city boy and my new one is Chinese kidnaper 
(Claire caring Poppy and  Phil caring George   and they are at the   entrance of daycare center)
Teacher: Good morning welcome to your first day of preschool 
Wait are  you the parents you seem a bit old
Clarie: We are not old how dare  you (Claire puts Poppy down) Phil my knee 
Phil: We are the grandparents
Teacher: That’s strange usually the parents are here at least for the first day 
Clarie: Well you know parents are so busy here take the kid’s bye Poppy bye, George 
Teacher: would you look to come in and look at the place most parents do that
Clarie: Well we’re not the parent’s bye
(Jay opening the door for Manny at the Pritchett house)
Jay: Hey champ how was your trip 
Manny: Hey Jay (Sniffs) what is that smell 
Jay: I am cooking some food for tonight’s dinner
Manny: You cook since when
Jay: I have been trying out some new recipes Gloria loves it she is always taken it to go with her to work
Manny: To go ok Jay why don’t you go pick them up I will take care of the ribs
Jay: Are you sure its a very hard process 
Manny: Exactly 
Manny in an interview 
Mom has been going to this restaurant every morning and posting it on Instagram 
So that show she hasn’t been loving Jays food
So I am going to order some food  just so we don’t get food poisoning
Jay getting old  it's not like he would notice if I ordered  something entirely different
(Michell in the car with both kids)
Michell: So Lilly how was school today 
Lily: It was fine what did you get up to today city boy
Michell: I actually have a new nickname, Chinese kidnaper
Lily: Where did you get that from that’s funny
Michell: Lily
Lily: What’s that smell when was the last time you changed Rexford 
Michell: Omg I totally forgot about that you see Lily other dad is way better at this
Lily: Dad you and other dad have different strengths and both of you are amazing fathers and you might even get it perfect on the third kid
Michell: Awh thanks Lily
(Wait a couple of seconds) 
Wait who said we are getting a third kid 
(Claire and Phil sitting in the front room)
Clarie: Doesn’t this feel good no kids crawling all over you we can just still down
Phil: yeah it feels really good but what if Haley 
The doorbell rings 
(It Haley and Dylan)
Clarie: Haley, Dylan  what are you doing here 
Phil: Yeah what are you doing here 
Haley: Well Dylan surprised me at work and we went out for brunch and we came to pick up my babies
Dylan: Our babies right 
Haley: Yes Dylan 
Clarie: Well why don’t you guys go eat dinner 
Haley: Its 2 pm and we are going to eat at grandpas for the virtual dinner thing 
Phil: Well the babies are asleep so why don’t you guys go have some fun  we love taking care of  these little munchkins 
Haley: On the schedule, they would have woken up from there nap an hour ago 
Clarie: Well guess what they are still sleeping (Claire pushes both of them out the door)
(Claire runs to the kitchen with Phil)
Clarie: Ok Phil you go pick up the kids from daycare as fast as you can
Phil: Why can’t we just tell them 
Clarie: we will but not now just go 
(Jay at Gloria’s open house)
Jay Knocks on the door (No answer)
Jay: Hello anyone here
The neighbor outside gardening: Oh there is no open house today it got postponed to Monday
Jay calls Gloria no answer
Jay calls Haley 
Jay: Hey kid have you seen Gloria today
Haley: Oh yeah she went with me and Dylan to an all you can eat brunch
Jay: Did Joe go with you guys 
Haley: Yeah and why is your daughter acting weird she locked me and Dylan out of the house and won’t let me see my kids
Jay: Well we are the only normal people in the family bye kid
(Back at the Dunphy home)
Haley Aggressively knocks on the door
Haley: Open the door mom or I am breaking in
Clarie: Haley don’t you dare 
Dylan: Ms.D Haley is getting mad please open the door
Claire opens the door: Come in guys I made some tea
Haley: Mom I don’t want any tea where are the kids Poppy and George remember them 
Clarie: There upstairs napping so quiet down
Haley: Dylan go check on them 
(Dylan runs upstairs into Alex and Haley’s old room.)
Dylan: They are not up here 
Haley: Mom, where are the kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clarie: Ok so this morning your dad and I dropped them off at a daycare
Haley: Without asking me, mom Dylan and I are the parents, not you and dad
Clarie: Well  I can’t watch them forever I start work at my new company tomorrow
Haley: That’s why I am going to drop then off at the daycare beside my office 
Clarie: Well I am sorry I just think that you sometimes you don’t know what you want so I wanted to help
Haley: Mom I am a grown woman you have to remember that 
Where are they now
Clarie: Your dad went to go pick them up 
Haley: What is the place called 
Clarie: uhh The fun something Oh yeah The kids fun zone 
Haley: Dylan lets go pick them up 
Dylan: What are you talking about
Haley: let’s go, Dylan and mom I am so disappointed in you I saw on the news a kid got lice from that school
(Jay walks into the house)
Jay talking to Joe: Hey Joe did you have a good time at your friend’s house 
Joe: Oh I didn't go to my friends house me and mom ate brunch (Gloria waves her hands in the background) I mean I had a good time 
Jay: Is this true Gloria did you go out to brunch I gave you and Joe a big breakfast and also you said you had an open house
Gloria: I thought I had an open house but I canceled and then I ran into Dylan and Haley and they begged us to go with them 
Joe: No you called and asked them 
(Gloria covers Joe’s mouth)
Gloria: Ok I did call them because I thought you wanted to spend the day golfing or something
Jay: Ok but you didn't answer my question why didn't you eat the food I cooked for you and Joe
Joe: Ok dad I can’t keep this secret any more me and mom don't like your food and we have been eating at restaurants all week 
Jay: Gloria why didn't you just tell me I have been trying to learn to cook all week to surprise you. If you didn't like my food you should have told me so I could improve. I was going to cook a big dinner tonight but I guess you don't like my food. 
(Dylan and Haley arrive  at the preschool)
Phil: Haley Dylan what are you doing here 
Haley: Dad drop the act I am so mad at you and mom 
(Haley walks into the daycare)
Haley talks to the front desk: Where are my kids Poppy and George Marshall 
Front desk: Oh they are here but you are not the same person who dropped them off in the morning 
Haley: yeah I know my parent s dropped them off this morning without my consent can I just see them I am just so tired 
Front desk: Ok can I see an id, please 
Haley: Here
Front desk: ok they are down the hall
(Haley runs down the hall)
Haley: Poppy George 
(Poppy and Gorge waddle  up to Haley and they hug)
(Haley picks them up and walks out)
Haley: let’s go, Dylan 
Dylan: Thanks Mr.D but Haley is really mad at you guys 
(Jay at the Pritchett house)
Jay: Gloria To be honest my cooking is not the greatest so we could go to cooking lessons next Saturday 
Gloria: That’s sound so fun and I am sorry that I haven't  been eating your food 
Jay: Well maybe that is a good thing my stomach is hurting 
Jay: Well Gloria I do have one surprise Manny arrived today and he went to go get some pizza
Gloria: Omg where is he 
(Manny Knocks on the door)
(Manny and Gloria hug)
Gloria: Manny I thought you were going to Australia 
Manny: I am but I have a one-day layover
Jay: Ok should we set up the things 
Manny: You mean the laptop 
Jay: Ok but we need a laptop for Luke Alex and Mich and Cam do we have enough 
Manny: Or we can just set up one zoom call
Jay: Oh or we could do that
Gloria: Wait what are you guys doing
Jay: We know you have been missing eating family dinners so we are doing a virtual one anything can be virtual know a days
Gloria: That's a cool idea Jay
(The Marshalls arrive at the door)
Jay: Hey kiddos how are my great-grandchildren 
Haley: Hey grandpa your daughter  is a bit psycho 
Jay: I know that but what happened 
Haley: Well she put Poppy and George in a preschool without asking me
Jay: Well just let it slide she loves you and is just trying to do what's best for you so please I am trying to make this day special so no fighting, please 
Haley: Sure grandpa 
(Phil and Claire at the door)
Phil: Hey guys how are my grandkids 
(Phil hugs Poppy and George) 
Clarie: Hey dad (Hugs Jay)
Clarie: I brought some leftover cake
Jay: That looks great better than the one I made today (Points to the rotten cake)
Jay: Ok Manny start the call 
Manny: Ok 
(Alex enters the call)
Clarie: Hey Alex why are you so tired 
Alex: Mom it’s 2 am here 
(Luke enters the call)
Clarie: Hey luke
Luke: Hey mom
Luke: Hey Alex why don't you come down and talk to us people these days are so lazy
Alex: Luke we are in two different parts of the world 
Luke: Oh yeah I am at college 
(The Tucker- Pritchett's enter the call)
Jay: Hey guys look at that little fortune cookie 
Clarie: Hey Mitch and Cam how are things down in the barn
Cam: Claire we live in a house but maybe we could live in a barn 
Mich: No 
Cam: Ok 
Jay: let’s eat
Mich: Wait dad I thought you were cooking ribs and American stuff
Jay: Well it turns out my food is not the greatest
Joe: I need to go to the bathroom I will be back
Mich: So I spent all day cooking ribs well I guess I am the man wife or houseman
Lily: Can we order pizza this is not that good
Cam: well I guess the cooking jean doesn’t run in the Pritchett blood  
Lily: I found this 3-day old pizza 
Mich: Well bring it because I am not going out because my new nickname is Chinese kidnapper 
Cam: I thought it was city boy 
Mich: just forget about it
Jay: Wheres Joe
Joe: I think it's from the ribs you made last night
Jay: Of course it is
The outro by Haley 
Sometimes we hide things because we think we know what’s best for the people we love. We want to protect each other’s feelings so we don’t tell each other what we have done. But at the end of the day, we do these things because we love each other and that is what is important. 
(Michell watching true crime)
Cam: What are you doing 
Michell: I am a lawyer ok