Patrick's Fan Mail (18)

Patrick's Fan Mail #18 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick Star walks out of his rock to find a pile of letters stacked so high that it reaches the surface of the ocean.)
Patrick: Wow. That nap was longer than I thought it would be.
(A limousine stops by the pile of letters, and Monty P. Moneybags walks out of it.)
Patrick: Mr. Moneybags, I can explain!
Monty P. Moneybags: Don't bother. You're fired.
Patrick: Fired? Then who will answer all these fan letters?
Monty P. Moneybags: Patrick Star, meet Patrick Star.
(A robot resembling Patrick comes out of the limousine.)
Robot: Beep beep. Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Patrick: I'm being replaced with...that?
Monty P. Moneybags: "That" is a state-of-the-art Letter Reader 3000. LR3000, do your thang.
(The robot grabs a letter from the pile.)
Dear Patrick,
This is kind of odd.
-Patrick Star, Conch Street
Robot: Yes. It is odd. So odd that it cannot be divided by even numbers. Wah bam zoom!
Monty P. Moneybags: (laughs) He's a natural!
Patrick: I don't get it.
Monty P. Moneybags: That's because you're an idiot. Now get off of my property!
(Patrick leaves as the robot continues to grab letters from the pile and respond to them with bad jokes.)
Patrick: Don't worry, fans. I'll be back again some day, just like Patrick the Snowman, who is somehow less creepy than that robot.
Robot: Beep beep! I heard that!
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