No Oculus Knows/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: August 9, 2003
Episode Copyrighted: 2003
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Episode starts with Squidward walking home. He places his keys on the table, and puts down a bag that says "Nautical Mart" on it. He then takes some stuff out.
Squidward Tentacles: I thought I told that kid not to put the organic sea cucumber on top of the free range anemones! Well, at least my flowers survived the trip. *sniffs it, then SpongeBob's nose is in my nostril, then screams, then sneezes him out* SpongeBob, would you please find your own flowers to sniff?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: What about Patrick and Lincoln? Does he have to find his own flowers, too?
Patrick Star: *pops up from the flowers, and they die*
Squidward Tentacles: What are you talking about, nitwit? He doesn't even have a nose!
Patrick Star: Of course I have a nose, Squidward. Why, it's as plain as the nose on my…
Human hands touch his face, then he talks sadly.
Patrick Star: ...face? *touches Squidward's nose, then my face, then SpongeBob's nose* You're right, Squidward! *cries, my tears flooded the floor*
Lincoln Loud: Aw, Patrick doesn't have a nose.
Squidward Tentacles: My floors! Think fast, Squiddy. I've got your nose.
Patrick Star: You do?
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah. I've got it... *touches Patrick's face, and holds my thumb, looking like a nose* ...right here.
Patrick Star: Give me! Give it here!
Squidward Tentacles: If you want it, you gotta go get it. *pretends to throw it*
They run outside, and Squidward shuts the door. They then look around.
Patrick Star: There! *picks up a shell* Well, SpongeBob and Lincoln, what do you think of my new nose?
Lincoln Loud: Patrick, that's not a nose, that's a…
Hermit crab: *bites him*
Patrick Star: *yelps*
Lincoln Loud: Hermit crab.
Patrick Star: I guess I'll always be a noseless freak.
Lincoln Loud: *to the viewers* When she’s not in a bad mood, which is all the time. Luckily, I have Leni.
Screen cuts to The Loud House in Lori and Leni's room, Leni is talking to her mirror.
Leni Loud: *talks to my mirror* Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the prettiest of them all?
The mirror gives no response.
Leni Loud: Hello? Hello? Who’s the prettiest?
Lincoln Loud: *to the viewers* Where she lacks in brains, she makes up for her fashion skills and loving kindness. Yep, we’re who we are at the Loud House. And today marks the day I get to read Ace Savvy!
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's cool, isn't it Lincoln?!
As he was about to leave the house, a ball went through a window to Lori and Leni’s room and it hit Leni’s mirror, shattering it.
Leni Loud: *looks in the mirror and screams* I’m hideous! And ugly!
Lincoln Loud: Leni, what’s the problem?
Leni Loud: *with tears in my eyes* Don’t look at me. I’m gross.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Gross? What are you talking about?
Lincoln Loud: You’re not ugly, Leni. The mirror’s broken, that’s all.
Leni Loud: Oh. *sniffs* Oh, mirror, I hardly knew ye. *cradles my broken mirror* Ow! Broken glass!
Lincoln Loud: *picks up the ball* Lynn!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *arrives at the room* Oh, Linc, you got the ball. I need it back so I can continue practicing.
Lincoln Loud: Lynn, you should be more careful. Look at Leni’s mirror!
Leni is seen making a coffin for her broken mirror.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *my eyes widen and becomes nervous* Oh, man! I am terribly sorry about that!
Leni Loud: It’s totes not a big deal. *sighs*
Patrick Star: Don't worry, it'll be fine.
Yellow Rectangle: *offscreen* I'm coming, I'm coming.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Lucy’s on to me. A broken mirror means 7 years of bad luck. I gotta go find some salt to pour on my palms! *runs off*
Yellow Rectangle: Just a sec.
Lincoln Loud: Geez. What do you expect from living with a fortune-telling sister? *to Leni* Don’t worry, Leni. We’ll go find you a new mirror.
Leni Loud: You will?
Lincoln Loud: Sure. I’ll go ask Mom and Dad right now.
Yellow Rectangle: Okay.
Back at the Loud House, Lincoln ushered a blindfolded Leni to her room.
Leni Loud: *with blindfold* Why is the sky red today? Is it angry?
SpongeBob SquarePants: No. We have a surprise for you.
Leni Loud: Is it my birthday?
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, but it’s better. Cya later. *leaves*
Leni Loud: Alright, new mirror. Time to work the ol’ magic. *talks to my mirror* Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the prettiest of them all?
Reflection Leni Loud: You are.
Leni Loud: Why, thank you, mi… Wait. What did you say?
Reflection Leni Loud: You are the prettiest of them all.
Leni Loud: You can actually talk to me?
Reflection Leni Loud: Of course I can. I’m your reflection. I’m you.
Leni Loud: You… you’re me?
Reflection Leni Loud: The same as ever. Man, you’ve got a nice room.
Leni Loud: Thanks. Well, it’s also Lori’s room, too.
Reflection Leni Loud: Oh, Lori. The oldest of the bunch. Such a temper.
Leni Loud: I’ll say. She could use a trip to anger management class.
Reflection Leni: *chuckles* You said it. And those twins, why can’t they just get along for once in their entire lives?
Leni Loud: Yeah. They do fight a lot. I gotta go tell my sisters about this.
She leaves to tell the others about her talking reflection. Slide transition to clothing store, where Leni picked out what she wanted rather quickly.
Lincoln Loud: Black clothing? That quick? Are you sure, Leni?
Leni Loud: Like I said, time waits for no one.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait until the heroes hear about this.
They went back to the house, with Leni now in black clothing.
Lynn Loud Jr.: So, how’d it go at the store?
Lincoln Loud: Oh, it was…. Something.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Looks like you had quite a day, Lincoln.
Yellow Rectangle: Sure looks like it.
Leni was walking back to her room, but her doorknob was broken.
Lola Loud: Hi, Leni, how was your day?
Leni Loud: Leave me alone.
Lola Loud: What’s with the getup? Are you heading to a funeral or something?
Leni Loud: *flashes red eyes* I’ll tell you if you FIX THIS STUPID DOOR!!
The second oldest sister got the door open and went inside. Lola was taken aback by Leni’s new attitude.
Lana Loud: What’s going on?
Lola Loud: As bad as she was being dumb, with that attitude, she’s even worse.
Lucy Loud: *pops out of nowhere and scares the twins* She’s not Leni.
Lana Loud: You’ve really got to stop doing that every time.
Lucy Loud: I can’t help it. It’s the perks of being me. But Leni’s not Leni today.
Lola Loud: What are you talking about?
Lucy Loud: The dark clothes, the attitude, her red eyes.
Lana Loud: Maybe she’s becoming more talented?
Squidward Tentacles: I’m warning you. Something bad is gonna happen.
Lola Loud: You must’ve seen too many scary movies.
Leni left her room, now with her similar-looking sunglasses. The only difference was that the lenses are half-circles, making them have a glaring look. Luan tries to prank her as usual with a fake spider. This time, Leni wasn’t fazed by it. She kept walking. There's a spider on Lola's back close up while she walks.
Leni Loud: *screams* SPIDER! *tires to spray a spider but hopped away then sprays Lola's back*
Lola Loud: *screams* AAH!
Leni Loud: Go upstairs, Lola!
Lola Loud: *coughs, then upstairs*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, what are you doing?
Leni Loud: I’m sick of that stupid name. From now on, I want to be called… Oculus.
Lincoln Loud: Leni, cut it out. You changed and it’s because of that mirror.
Oculus Leni Loud: I’m Oculus now, and that mirror is important to me.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Why?
Lincoln Loud: I’m not letting you go until you tell me what’s going on.
Oculus Leni Loud: Shut it! *pushes Lincoln to a wall* I’m tired of your whining.
Lisa Loud: Put him down, Leni.
Oculus Leni Loud: *growls in anger* Shove off, Lincoln. Permanently.
Lori Loud: Hey, come back here! We were trying to help!
Oculus Leni Loud: Don’t push me, Lori. I’m not in the mood.
Lori Loud: Why are you acting so selfish?
Squidward Tentacles: Hey, what are you doing?
Oculus Leni Loud: I don’t have time for this.
Lincoln Loud: There is time, Leni.
Oculus Leni Loud: *enraged* DON’T. CALL. ME. LENI!!!
The changed sister slapped Lincoln real hard. She saw what she had done. The boy had tears in his eyes and was scared of her. She began to look like the normal Leni.
Leni Loud: Linky… *looks at my hands* What have I done?! *runs off to my room crying*
SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know what Leni did to Lincoln.
In her room, Leni was thinking about what she had done to Lincoln.
Leni Loud: Why did I slap him? I didn’t mean to do it.
Oculus: *in my mind* At least he got his book.
Leni Loud: What about the time I blew my sisters off?
Oculus: *in my mind* They treated you like a slave.
Leni Loud: The same ones who were nice to me? It’s the mirror. It’s taking over my life. I have to get rid of it. *goes to the mirror*
Oculus: *in her mind* Stop, Leni, come on. You’re overreacting. The mirror, that thing, it’s made life better. And there’s one no one else we need. Not SpongeBob, not Patrick, not Squidward, not Yellow, not Red, not Lincoln, not Lori…
Leni Loud: Not even Lily?! Those weren’t my thoughts! *tries to find a hammer*
Oculus: *in my mind* Wait, we need each other. Stop.
Leni Loud: No! Hold still!
Oculus: *in my mind* I will not allow it.
The heroes came into Leni’s room, with Lincoln holding a cymbal.
Sandy Cheeks: Alright, you evil reflection. Get out of our friend.
Lincoln hit the cymbal with a stick, ringing it. Oculus screeched in pain.
Leni Loud: The cymbal. The vibrations. You don’t like them.
She grabbed the cymbal and hit it hard, putting the being in pain.
Oculus: *in my mind* No, I do not like the vibrations. They’re unpleasant, but not enough to destroy our bond.
Leni Loud: We’ll see about that.
Suddenly, she couldn’t feel her body as the cymbal and the stick were thrown away and she was moving towards the mirror.
Leni Loud: Hey! I can’t move!
Oculus: *in my mind* In anger, you sought to hurt me. Instead, you’ve made me stronger. I shall demonstrate.
SpongeBob SquarePants: What's going on? Leni!
Leni Loud: No! Wait! What’s going on? Stop! Please! STOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!
She was plunged into the mirror.
SpongeBob SquarePants: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *sobs* She's gone. What are we gonna do, Patrick?
Patrick Star: I know, we'll get Leni back.
In the new world, there was no color. Only black and white, including herself.
Leni Loud: Where am I? What’s going on?
The blonde girl then found herself in a store. She had been there before in her past life.
Leni Loud: This place… it looks familiar.
She looked at a dress that caught her attention. It looked like the same light green dress she wore every day.
???: I see you’re interested in that dress.
The girl turned around and saw the woman. She was the world-famous Madame Moiselle.
Leni Loud: Madame Moiselle? *hugs her* Madame Moiselle.
Madame Moiselle: *chuckles* Haven’t had a hug like that since my dear aunt was still alive. Tell me, girl. Do you know how to make clothing?
Leni Loud: I can’t drive a car.
Madame Moiselle: Well, you came to the right person. I can show you how to become a great fashion designer like me. Follow me.
The girl followed the designer to the designing room.
Leni Loud: *thinks* This is Madame Moiselle’s store. I’ve been there many times as a little girl, and here I am, my memory of being able to do something I’m good at.
She saw herself knitting a beautiful dress.
Leni Loud: Look, Moiselle, I made a dress!
Madame Moiselle: Ah, I see. I love the details you added to your dress. I recommend some sequins to make it more elegant.
Leni Loud: Good idea.
Later, she had finished the dress.
Leni Loud: All done.
Madame Moiselle: *checks the dress* Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?
Leni Loud: No.
Madame Moiselle: I’d say you’d grow up to become a great fashion designer like myself.
Leni Loud: You really think so?
Madame Moiselle: Yes. You have a brilliant taste in fashion. Where you lack in brains, you make up for it with your sweet kindness. I know that because whenever your sisters are feeling down, you treat them with respect and love, which is exactly the reason why you’d be a talented fashion designer and the future owner of this store when I die. If you’re about to pursue a career in clothing, I want you to have this.
She handed Leni something. It was the same sunglasses Leni had every day.
Madame Moiselle: Promise me that you won’t let me down, my child.
Leni Loud: Madame, I won’t let you down.
Slide transition to the real world at SpongeBob's house.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick and Lincoln, this is our tour. We have to save Leni.
Patrick Star: Um, I don't know! She's in the mirror world.
Lincoln Loud: SpongeBob, Patrick, we bring her back.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, that's a great idea.
Yellow Rectangle: Hey guys.
Red Rectangle: I'm back.
Lincoln Loud: Yellow and Red, we're here to save Leni.
Yellow Rectangle: Of course.
Slide transition back to the mirror world, she found herself in the Loud House. She saw her parents looking all worried and scared.
Leni Loud: Mom? Dad? What’s going on?
Rita Loud: There’s been a fire. At the clothing store.
Leni Loud: The fire… Oh, no!
Roblox: Fire! I gotta get outta here! *runs*
She ran out of the house and to the sight of the fire. Indeed, Madame Moiselle’s store was burning. One customer came out of the store, coughing.
Leni Loud: Excuse me, ma’am. What happened?
Woman: I was shopping, when someone started a fire in the store. Madame Moiselle’s still in there.
Leni Loud: Madame!
She ran towards the fire and looked for the fashion designer. She saw her lying on the floor and was badly burned.
Leni Loud: Don’t worry, I’ll get you out!
She held the lady and got out of the burning building. Leni got her on the ground.
Leni Loud: You’ll be okay. They’re coming.
Madame Moiselle: *coughs* Leni… my sweet child. I want you to know that... *coughs* ...out of all the customers that came to my store… *coughs* ...you were like the best friend I never had.
Leni Loud: Really?
Madame Moiselle: Yes. I-I…. I want to be just like you. You were the kindest, most sweetest, most pure-hearted person I’ve ever known. I’m glad to have someone like you.
The fashion designer died on the ground from the fire.
Leni Loud: *tears in my eyes* Madame, don’t go. Madame…. Madame….. MAAAAADDDDDDDDDDAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
The arsonist was seen running away from the store. The blonde saw her and anger seethed in her. She began to run after the arsonist, to make him pay for what he had done. Leni followed the arsonist to a dark and abandoned warehouse. She hid from the person until he wasn’t looking. Out of rage, she punched the arsonist many times.
Arsonist: Leni, stop! It’s me!
Leni looked in confusion, until the arsonist took off the mask. The blonde girl was in shock. The arsonist was Jennifer, Madame Moiselle’s own niece.
Leni Loud: Jennifer? You caused the fire?!
Jennifer: Leni, you got to listen to reason. Don’t hurt me. Just give me a chance. Just give me a chance!
Leni Loud: *blinded by rage* What about your aunt? Did you give her a chance? Did you? *grabs Jennifer* ANSWER TO ME!!
Jennifer: *frantic* I can explain. You were great at making dresses, but I wasn’t. I knew if she passed away, you’d run her store, so I had no choice. I was jealous, okay?! I was jealous! I wanted to take over that store to make profits! Dollar signs! Dinero! Pounds!
Leni Loud: *seeths with rage* You stole the life of a good woman. You wanted to run the store, just to make a BUNCH OF STUPID MONEY!! SHE NEVER MADE CLOTHES FOR MONEY!! SHE DID IT FOR LOVE, BUT YOU WERE ONLY INTO THE MONEY!! YOU DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR AUNT!! YOU JUST WANTED THE MONEY, YOU STUPID, ROTTEN, NO-GOOD EXCUSE OF A FRIEND!!!
She lifted the treacherous friend over the edge of the window. It was clear that hatred had spiraled into her mind. She wanted the girl to die a suitable death for what she did to her own aunt. But she noticed that the ski mask Jennifer was wearing was made by herself. She was crushed that she was used by her. Lied by her. Duped by her. Leni felt her heart breaking into a million pieces. Depression had taken over her.
Leni Loud: What have I done?
Slide transition back to the real world at SpongeBob's house.
SpongeBob SquarePants: 1, 2, 3, 4... *has trouble lifting the weight again* Come on, SquarePants, be a man! *lifts it up*
Patrick Star: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob is scared, and drops the weight on him.
Patrick Star: SpongeBob, you okay buddy?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, we gotta save Leni.
Lincoln Loud: Deal?
Others: Deal!
Slide transition back to the mirror world, the cops arrived at the scene to arrest the arsonist.
Madame Moiselle: And that, Leni, was only the beginning.
The Loud girl saw memories of her helpfulness and kindness to her sisters and brother. She was beginning to perk up, but Oculus appeared.
Oculus: No one’s denying the great work you done. But how were you repaid? You have no driver’s license, no education, no real friends. None, that is, save me. There’s still a chance.
Madame Moiselle: I beg to differ.
Leni saw images of her close siblings and parents flash before her eyes. She realized that with her loving personality, but they needed to cheer themselves up.
Leni Loud: Madame’s right. I’m not alone on this. And I am not giving up on who I am. To become one with someone like you.
She heard thumping in the mirror world. It came from the closed realm.
In the real world.
Mr. Krabs: I've asked you all here because we all face a similar problem. The problem being 16 year old loud sister with a mirror Oculus that's gotten way out of hand!
All, except SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Yellow and Red agree again.
Lola Loud: Leni ruined it!
Squidward Tentacles: You got that right, yeah!
Sandy Cheeks: Yeah!
Mr. Krabs: Now what I want to know is, are we going to do something about it!? 
All, except SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Yellow and Red agree again.
Lola Loud: *angrily* Yeah, except Leni!
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah! You bet we're gonna do, yeah!
Sandy Cheeks: Yeah, sure are!
Lori Loud: Let's give her what for!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Let's hogtie her and run her out of town on a rail!
All, except SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Yellow and Red agree again.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *in thought bubble* Come on, SpongeBob, be a man! *talks to Mr. Krabs* Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Not now boy! We're in the middle of a public listen! That no-good mirror-flartin...
SpongeBob SquarePants: It is not Leni's fault!
Others: Huh?
Yellow Rectangle: Guys, it's not Leni's fault. It's Oculus.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah!
Patrick Star: But, where's Leni?
Lincoln was banging his hand against the glass.
Lincoln Loud: Give me back my sister! Give her back! Give her back!
Lori Loud: Is she gonna be okay?
Lucy Loud: I don’t know. Let’s hope she’s still alive.
Yellow Rectangle: Heroes, Oculus must be destroyed. But we're going to need something to get Leni back.
They began to pray for Leni’s safety. Back in the mirror world, the mirror began to make waves. It popped out the real Leni, while the fake was trapped in the mirror.
Heroes: *feels happy* Leni!
Oculus: This isn’t over! You will be mine!
Leni Loud: Don’t think so. I know what you are now and what you need.
She rang the cymbal very hard, putting Oculus in pain.
Leni Loud: You feed off of my negative emotions. Now, I’m totes starving you out.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *gives her a bat*
Sandy Cheeks: Leni, use Lynn's bat.
Oculus: *get scared* Stop! Don’t do this! I only want to help you! Give me another chance!
Leni Loud: Sorry, mirror. I know this must hurt, but, like, you’re the most cruel person I’ve ever met. Consider this friendship broken.
Oculus: NOOOOOOOOOO-
She swung the bat and she shattered the mirror into glass pieces, destroying the mirror and Oculus.
Yellow Rectangle: Aw, that poor mirror is broken! Rip! Well, this is terrible! We didn't buy a mirror.
Lincoln Loud: Don't worry, Yellow, we got a new mirror.
Yellow Rectangle: We do?! Thanks guys!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi Leni.
Lincoln Loud: Leni, you’re alive and really Leni!
Leni Loud: Linky!
Patrick Star: Leni, you're okay!
They hugged each other in happiness.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Welcome home, sweetie.
Leni Loud: Guys, I’m sorry if I acted ill towards you lately.
Lori Loud: We know it wasn’t you who’s been mean to us. It was Oculus. *sighs* Leni, I’m sorry if I yelled at you to have a brain for once.
Lola Loud: Yeah. And sorry for using your talents for our personal gains. *to Lucy* Sorry for not believing you before.
Lucy Loud: Apology accepted.
Patrick Star: I forgive you.
Leni Loud: I forgive you all. A great woman once spoke to me that to be loved by someone as a true person, all you have to do is be yourself. It doesn’t matter if I don’t have any knowledge in anything else, what matters is what I am as a person. I am a kind, loving, and compassionate sister. I am the talented fashion designer of the bunch. I am Leni, and I’m proud to be a Loud of a hero.
The family was touched by Leni’s speech. Some had a few tears in their eyes.
Lincoln Loud: Leni, I think we know where we’re going tomorrow.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Don't worry, Leni, we got you to come here.
The next day, they went to the graveyard to leave flowers on Madame Moiselle’s grave.
SpongeBob SquarePants: She was a great woman to you, Leni. If it weren’t for her, you wouldn’t have found your talent in making clothes.
Leni Loud: Thank you for the kind words, SpongeBob and Lincoln.
Lori Loud: I’ll miss her just as you missed her.
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, do we.
Leni Loud: *to the grave* Goodbye, Madame. I’ll never forget you.
They all left the graveyard.
Lincoln Loud: Who wants to go shopping at the mall?
Lola Loud: Shopping? I thought you prefer Dairyland or Gus’ Games and Grub?
Squidward Tentacles: Who cares? At least now that fashion moron will leave us alone.
Leni Loud: *offscreen* Hey guys!
Yellow Rectangle: Hey Leni! *to the viewers* After learning how Leni became good at making dresses? Not today. *to Leni* What do you say, Leni? To the mall?
Leni Loud: To the mall.
Mr. Krabs: Come on, everybody, to the mall.
All: Yeah!
French Narrator: And so, the heroes drove off to the mall. The terror of Oculus has lifted. The spirit of Madame Moiselle had saved Leni from corruption. Leni had been brought back to her loving family. No matter the flaws a person has, they’re still perfect just the way they are. Leni didn’t need a car or an education or even a mirror to prove that she’s a great sister. All she needs is her kindness and talent to show for it. And if you ever want to know about her, you can always visit her and the heroes on The Expect Smart Actually. The end.
*It says "THE END" Episode ends*
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