The Show Stoppers

Musical guest: Iyaz 
Guest star - Sylvester Stallone
June strums her acoustic guitar and sings "Why, Oh Why", with Betty Anne Bongo. as Henry tries to sing along, despite being off-key. June and Betty Anne Bongo continue
* Lead Vocals: Julia McIlvaine and Mischa Barton
* Backing Vocals: Noah Segan
== Quotes ==
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a cartoon cramaganza!
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June! 
[The music plays as Henry and June dance to it. Then, they flip into the comic by splitting into two like in previous episodes, Henry flying out of sight and June landing on the page as the song ends.]
June: hi there welcome to another episode of KaBlam!. And the good news is, Art + Science = Fun! is now a variety program, and speaking of which, our special guest has stop by today
Betty Anne Bongo: (enters the page with her new haircut) My name’s Betty Anne Bongo, I sing this little song-o, I sing it all day long-o!
That’s a nice haircut
Anyways, here to tell us about his films, please give a warm KaBlam! welcome to the talented star of that popular film Rocky, Mr. Sylvester Stallone!
Sylvester Stallone: hey everybody, it’s such a pleasure to be here!
thanks, Principal Pimpell Introduced Blackstreet & Mýa, which they sang Take Me There, the theme song for the animated feature film The Rugrats Movie
Jimmy McGee: Tonight on Art + Science = Fun!, we have young performers. Of course that has a place to go through the final, All right, let's just get through this. So, tell us how it felt when you bought the fateful treat.
Corey: I've never been to you, but I imagine it feels just like your first tale, The happiness swept me away! (knocks over Jimmy McGee's mug, spilling hot coffee on his lap.) 
Jimmy McGee: Ow, that hurt like a Desert Simpson!
Henry's mom: What'd I miss? 
Erica: Jimmy McGee said a horrible swear. 
Henry's mom: on TV? how can the Action League react to this, they’ll call security for this?! 
Erica: what are you talking about? Haven’t you been watching the cartoon? Jimmy McGee said a horrible swear 
Corey: I didn’t do it, next week's basic cable guide, it’s going to be fine (byreading the plot of Action League Now!'s next episode, in which there is a fashion show 
Gosh, did you say a fashion show? I’m in! 
yes, right before the sounds of Shaquille O'Neal 
come on, this is a cartoon show, not a 1950s film 
Anyways, but one day, New Radicals sang You Get What You Give, I love that song 
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlammers! keep your acts coming in. still to come... Big Top, Mimsie The Cat Who Can Name Words. and when we return, more Action League Now!. right here on "KaBlam!" 
Betty Anne Bongo: (tapes Jimmy McGee’s mouth) well, if you said Ben Franklin, you are wrong, he’s never popular 
Didi: That’s right, just like the next cartoon, Randall Flan's Incredible Big Top 
Betty Anne Bongo: welcome back, I know it’s a sudden, but I decide to sing with the blue headed girl, and introduce the next cartoon, what a wonderful day 
Henry: and unlike Jimmy McGee, who has taped his mouth after he said a swear 
June: So, everybody ready? 
Betty Anne Bongo: this is called, why oh why 
June: [plays an acoustic guitar] You've got your needs, and I've got mine.
Betty Anne Bongo: But my needs need needing all of the time!
Think about it for half a sec,
June: [while Henry joins in, off-key] You're such a pain in the neck!
[June looks annoyed at Henry, who stops singing]
Betty Anne Bongo: If you grant me just one little favor
June: We could end this miniature war,
Betty Anne Bongo: Just take care of my needs all of the time!
June: Where'd you learn to whine?
Betty Anne Bongo: My needs are simple, just made for me!
Both: Why, oh, why can't you see?
Jimmy McGee: I need to be alone.
Erica: Oh, the humanity!
June: And now without further ado, Mimsie The Cat Who Can Name General Words (turns the page)
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, sir. That's full. We're gonna have to gate check those. 
Jimmy McGee: [sighs] Are you gonna charge me $25 a bag?
Flight Attendant: Of course not, sir. It's $25 for the first bag, and $40 for each additional bag.
Betty Anne Bongo: [shivering in her seat] I'm a little chilly, would you mind adjusting the vent?
Corey: But of course.
Erica: Oh, you wrinkled my business magazine! [pushes book aside revealing a magazine with herself on the cover] Guess I'll have to read this. Oh, she's pretty. Oh wait, that's me.
Henry's mom: Alright, head count.
Sean: [appears wearing a costume made out of a bag] BOO! [roars] You like my hodge podge costume? Didi made it for me.
Didi: Yeah! Out of the barf bag!
June: Yeah, nice. [tosses bag aside and does a head count] 
Henry's mom: Where's my son?
Henry: Kabladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking: we're cleared for an untimed departure for Timbuktu. If Timbuktu is not for you, please alert the flight attendant by pressing your call button.
[The passengers do so]
June: henroid...
Henry: [frantically] Thank you for choosing KaBlam! airways, uh...enjoy your flight!
Flight Attendant: Sir, please return to your seat, we're about to take off. Sit, now!
Jimmy McGee: But he–
Flight Attendant: Sit!
[The cart rolls down the aisle]
Jimmy McGee: No, no, no! [The cart crashes into him]
June: (sighs) let’s give a big KaBlam! welcome to our musical guest, Iyaz!
Iyaz: See girl we used to be a team
Running the streets
Ya we was living out our dream, oh
You used to be my rider
I was your provider
And now we separated in two
Oh baby you left and sailed away alone (yeah, alone)
And now you got me trapped up on this island
With no way to get home
And I don't wanna go, go
I don't wanna go, go
I don't want it down low
I don't want it down low
I don't want to walk this earth
If I gotta do it solo (solo)
'Cause I was so high
And now I'm so low
And I don't wanna walk around alone, solo
I said I don't want to walk this earth
If I gotta do it solo (solo, solo)
You was the beat onto my top line
Put us together
And you have to hit the rewind
See, you gave me a purpose
Now I'm getting nervous
That my heart will never sing again
Oh, when we were burning up the airways
They knew us from the Virgin Islands to the U.K
See, we was on our way to the platinum and gold
Never thought that you'd go, but you did
Yeah, you did
Oh baby you left and sailed away alone (yeah, alone)
And now you got me trapped up on this island
With no way to get home
And I don't wanna go, go
I don't wanna go, go
I don't want it down low
I don't want it down low
I don't want to walk this earth
If I gotta do it solo (solo)
'Cause I was so high
And now I'm so low
And I don't wanna walk around alone, solo
I said I don't want to walk this earth
If I gotta do it solo (solo, solo)
I don't wanna walk S-O-L-O
I don't wanna walk S-O-L-O
Oh no (oh no)
I don't wanna walk S-O-L-O
I don't wanna walk S-O-L-O
I don't ever wanna let your love go
Whoa
I don't wanna walk S-O-L-O
And I don't wanna go, go
I don't wanna go, go
I don't want it down low
I don't want it down low
I don't want to walk this earth
If I gotta do it solo (solo)
'Cause I was so high
And now I'm so low
And I don't wanna walk around alone, solo
I said I don't want to walk this earth
If I gotta do it solo (solo, solo)
(crowd cheers)
The time has come to say goodbye, because we don't have time for anything else.
But before we go, let’s make some noise for Iyaz
And let's have one last round of applause for the one and only, Sylvester Stallone! Yay!
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