Dead Death

===Description===
A girl gets a Taco Bell; a woman holds it in too long; a guy gets oxidized; a hobo gets boned; a death-row inmate gets bonked; a man tries to save a dog and gets spring; a man gets some dead wealth.
AIRED ON: SEPTEMBER 30, 2018
===Deaths===
Death #	EventName 	Date Of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
1002 	Taco Belled (a.k.a Signed Off) 	July 27, 2004 	Sacramento, California 	A woman died after a 75-foot (23 m) tall Taco Bell sign fell on top of the truck cab she was in. Strong winds caused the pole to break at a welded joint about 15 feet (4.5 m) above the ground.
1899 	Held In (a.k.a Wii'd) 	January 12, 2005	Tallahassee, Florida 	A woman died of water intoxication while trying to win a video console console in a radio station's contest, which involved drinking large quantities of water without urinating.
8922 	Oxidized (a.k.a Mr. Die) 	March 15, 2009 	Crouton-on-Hudson, New York	A man died when a 6.5-pound metal oxygen tank when it was pulled into the MRI machine while he underwent a test. He began to experience breathing difficulties while in the MRI and when an anesthesiologist brought a portable oxygen canister into the magnetic field, it was pulled from his hands and struck the man in the head.
2555 	Ho-boned (a.k.a C-Awe Struck) 	February 3, 1984	Fort Worth, Texas 	A hobo was struck by a car being driven by a woman who had been drinking and taking drugs that night. The hobo's torso became lodged in the woman's windshield with severe but not immediately fatal injuries. The woman drove home and left the car in her garage with the hobo still lodged in her car's windshield. She repeatedly visited the hobo and even apologized for hitting him. He died of his injuries several hours later.
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Gassed Holed (a.k.a Pipe Smoked)	April 28, 2002 	Denver, Colorado 	A death-row inmate died bashing his head against a metal pole behind the chair that he was strapped into. The poisonous gas had failed to kill him but left him in agony and gasping for eight minutes. It was later determined that the executioner was drunk.
9000
(Super Bonus: 9)	Hot Spring (a.k.a Take a Bath!) 	June 21, 1969 	Yellowstone, Wyoming 	A man died after attempting to rescue a friend's dog from the 200°F (93°C) water in a Pool, a hot spring. Kiwanis suffered third-degree burns over 100% of his body and died the next morning at a hospital.
6921 	Dead Wealth (a.k.a Fool's Death)	53 B.C. 	Carrhae, Partisan Empire 	A king was reported as having been put to death by the Partisans after losing the battle of Carrhae, by being forced to drink a goblet of molten gold, symbolic of his great wealth. A much more likely scenario is that in which, following his death, the Partisan executioners poured said "molten gold" into his mouth as a message/symbol representing the perils of his great thirst for wealth
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