The Elephant Cried At The Circus

A parody of My Bonnie in both #A7 and #G.
==Lyrics==
*The elephant cried at the circus.
*He said “It is not not not fair!”
*“The thing that just drives me berserk is I cannot use a potty-chair!”
*“Potty, potty”
*“I wish I could use one to poop, to poop”
*“Potty, potty”
*“But they’re too low and I can’t stoop!”
*His three year-old friend heard him crying.
*Said, “I’ve got a potty, so what?”
*My diaper is fine, I’m not trying to go on that silly old pot!”
*“Potty, potty”
*“I just do not need one to poop, to poop”
*“Potty, potty”
*“I’m not in the potty-chair group!”
*“I wish I were you and not me, pal”,
*The elephant sniffed and explained.
*"But, I’d be so happy if you shall agree to go get potty trained!”
*Potty, potty
*That’s what the boy did for his friend, his friend.
*Potty, potty
*He goes all the time, that’s the end!
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