Transcript: Horrid Henry's Comic Caper

[The episode begins with Mischievous Mike trying to deliver Henry's comic book. Mum as an octopus scares Mike]
Mischievous Mike: Hey! That's not my shadow!
[Mum the octopus growls, trying to hurt Mike. The scene cuts to Henry in his bedroom]
Horrid Henry: No! No! Don't give it to her!
Mischievous Mike: Alright, here! Take it! Please don't hurt me, please!
Horrid Henry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
[Title card shows]
[Scene cuts back to Henry screaming 'NOOOOOOOOO!!!']
Horrid Henry: ...OOOOOOOOOOO!!! [lies back on his bed]
[Mike whistles]
Horrid Henry: Wake up, Fang, it's Saturday! [runs downstairs]
Dad: Morning, Henry.
Horrid Henry: Morning, Dad.
Mum: Henry?!
Horrid Henry: Morning, Mum. [grabs his comics]
Mum: Henry?
Horrid Henry: Night, Mum! Night, Dad!
Dad: Oh, night, Henry.
Horrid Henry: Mission accomplished! [he laughs, and both Henry and Fang snore]
Mum: Henry? Henry!? HENRY!
Fang: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Mum: [to Henry] Wake up, Henry! [takes Henry's Gross Class Zero comic]
Horrid Henry: Hey! That's mine!
Mum: Actually, technically, it's mine. I paid for it.
Horrid Henry: No it's not, I paid for it out of my pocket money. Oh.
Mum: Yes! Oh! If I was feeling really mean, I'd say, 'What pocket money?'.
Perfect Peter: What pocket money, Mum?
Mum: Thank you, Peter.
Horrid Henry: Yeah, thanks, worm.
Perfect Peter: You're welcome. [walks away]
Horrid Henry: Oh, come on, Mum. It's Saturday.
Mum: Yes, it is. And, what are Saturdays for?
Horrid Henry: Reading my Gross Class Zero comic?
Mum: What else?
Horrid Henry: [sighs] Tidying my room, checking the toilet rolls, and sorting out the dirty laundry.
Mum: That's right, Henry. Well remembered.
Horrid Henry: Hey, what about my comic?
Mum: Chores first, comic later.
Horrid Henry: What did I do to deserve this? [continues sleeping]
Perfect Peter: Henry. Henry, wake up.
Horrid Henry: Go away, smelly nappy baby.
Perfect Peter: Henry, Mum says...
Horrid Henry: Mum says you're a smelly nappy baby, Peter.
Perfect Peter: Mum says if you don't...
Horrid Henry: If I don't what?
Perfect Peter: If you don't get up right now, and do your chores, then...
Horrid Henry: Then what?
Perfect Peter: Then she's going to put your Gross Class Zero comic into the bin. [shuts the door]
Horrid Henry: It's not fair!
[Mum and Dad get confused with Henry's scream]
Perfect Peter: I've told Henry.
Mum: I know, sweetie pie.
Horrid Henry: Oh well, better get on with it. Now, what did Mum say I have to do? [Fang opens and closes the closet] Oh yeah, tidy my room. [puts his stuff into his closet] Good job, Henry. I'll be right back.
Fang: Yeah-yeah-yeah.
Perfect Peter: Mum, can I read you a story for my Number Gnomes Knowhow comic?
Mum: Of course you can, honey bunny.
Perfect Peter: Dad, would you like to hear the story, too?
Dad: Uh... Oh, uh... Yes. Of course I would, Peter.
Horrid Henry: Morning, everyone.
Dad: Afternoon, Henry.
Horrid Henry: I've tidied my room.
[Henry takes his comic, but Mum takes it back]
Mum: And?
Horrid Henry: And now, I'm going to read my comic.
Mum: And, Henry?
Perfect Peter: [whispers to Henry] You've still got the toilet rolls to do.
Horrid Henry: Thanks for nothing, worm.
[Peter cries]
Mum: Henry.
Horrid Henry: What? Mum, I'm going to do the toilet rolls, shall I?
Dad: I would if I were you, Henry.
Perfect Peter: [stops crying] So, this story is called, Number 9 Number Gnome's Revenge.
[Henry runs upstairs to the toilet. He sees that there's no toilet paper, so he gets another one and places it on the toilet]
Horrid Henry: Toilet rolls done.
[The toilet roll suddenly falls into the toilet]
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