Linux Diarrhanna

Linux Diarrhanna is the most recent transformation of the infamous Linux Anna. Her very existence in this form is proof that Radar Overseer Scotty's digestive system is extremely bizarre.
==Origin and Status==
Linux Diarrhanna was created after Radar Overseer Scotty ate Linux Anna after sneaking into the Linux Fortress on Earth 2, during Microsoft Mike's Space Adventure. This was because Sam, in a fit of annoyance, had previously told Scotty that Linux Anna was actually a baloney sandwich in disguise to get him out of the way. Unfortunately, this succeeded a little too well, and Scotty then had to take a diarrhea dump. After taking a dump, one of the bigger pieces of diarrhea came to life and began chasing him. He then realized that this piece of diarrhea was really a transformed Linux Anna. Scotty encountered the other heroes and warned them for the upcoming confrontation, but Sam was unable to take this seriously.
Linux Diarrhanna then attacked and defeated Sam, Mike, and Microsoft Geezer in a duel that was both epic and extremely disgusting, but was finally defeated when Colonel Ramirez and the ROFL-Dragon starship arrived to blast her. Microsoft Mary then had her imprisoned in the ship's Diarrhea-Infested Toilet during the trip back to Wonka0111's Asteroid Fortress. Upon reaching the fortress, she was imprisoned in a bathroom prison cell, but three Tux Clones (Captain Tux, Linux Ninja Master, and Tux Clone #29008732) attempted to rescue her. They were then imprisoned in the same bathroom prison cell.
While in the cell, she was subjected to various things that she was forced to read, beginning with Engrish. As seen in Linux Diarrhanna Reads Torturous Engrish, the final Engrish picture proved so confusing that she had a massive spaz and then crashed. After this, she was next subjected to stupid signs, though she still refused to tell her captors anything about her future evil plans. This was interrupted by Tux Clone #29008732, dropping off a "Completely Unsuspicious Cardboard Baloney Sandwich" containing a grenade launcher to help her escape. Unbeknownst to him, Radar Overseer Scotty had noticed the sandwich was fake and secretly replaced it with one containing a Grenade Lawn Chair. Once Linux Diarrhanna saw the chair, she spazzed once again.
==Trivia==
*Linux Diarrhanna is the third transformation of the evil version of Microsoft Anna. Despite this, however, her voice remained the same during this second transformation, probably due to the strange properties of Scotty's digestive system which caused the transformation rather than an Operating System change.
*The idea of Linux Diarrhanna was thought of by Wonka0111 starting during Microsoft Sam Has An Ultimate Spaz Against Linux Anna, when Sam first suggested Scotty should try to eat Linux Anna.
*Like the original Linux Anna, Linux Diarrhanna is voiced by Adult Female #2, American English in Speakonia.
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Category:Linux Characters
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