Glass Of Water

:"'[Discord]'''
::A little glass of water please
::A fresh pressed hanky if I sneeze
::Some tea with honey from the bees
::Whenever you can brew it
:Princess Cadance: I'll get your tea.
:[Discord]
::And while I get a little rest
::A teeny tiny small request
::Some codfish oil for my chest
::Poured from a crystal cruet
:Twilight Sparkle: A crystal cruet?
:[Discord]
::[singing faster]
::My goodness, I'm a nincompoop
::Because I fear I've got the croup
::I need a vat of pumpkin soup
::And scarves made out of zinnias
::Did I say zinnias? I meant silk
::Or something shiny of that ilk
::And then I'll need some nice warm milk
::And pastries from Abyssinia
::And since my stomach's feeling crummy
::Why not give my aching tummy
::Something soothing, something yummy
::Piled up with noodles?
::Add a slice of homemade rye
::With stacks of Swiss way up high
::Served with sides of sweet mince pie
::More basil; I need oodles!
:Twilight Sparkle: Anything else?
:[Discord]
::I'll be grateful for your charity
::Until the bitter end
::Because I've heard that tenderness
::Is what you lend an ailing friend
:Tenderness, isn't that right, friend?
:Twilight Sparkle: Right, but—
:Discord: So, who's ready for my big reprise?
::I'd like that glass of water please
::Some magic spell to cure disease
::A firm "gesundhoof" when I sneeze
::A fresh bouquet of roses
::Some lozenges will soon appease
::My wheezing when I start to sneeze
::A wig to keep me from the breeze
::And blankets for my toes-es
::Take tweezers out of my valise
::And then massage my knobby knees
::A bowl of peas, some extra cheese
::A cuddle with a Pekingese
::A singing harp who's named Louise
::A goat on skis, a new trapeze
::And more and more and more and more of these
:And just because I oughta...
::Make sure I'm drinking in the right
::Amount of fluids day and night
::I wish I may, I wish I might
::Have just one little thing
::Oh, would you please finally bring
::Me that tiny glass
::Of water?!!
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