Gossip

Rumor mill! Add character gossip as you see fit. Newest gossip at the top. If the gossip is just general school gossip, put it under that heading. If it's specific to an event (to help remember when things happened, mostly), stick it under the proper header. If the header for a specific event is missing, feel free to add it with the '==HEADER==' code.
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==GENERAL GOSSIP==
*Holy shit, what the hell happened to the tree in front of the school? It's like someone pulverized it!
*I saw McDowell at a sorority party last night. There were chicks covering him in icing and he was wearing a tiara that said 'happy birthday' on it. He looked like he was high as a kite and he really didn't seem to mind all those girls being all over him! Doesn't he have a girlfriend or something?
*Something breaks or shatters in the school? Alec and Clara are having sex somewhere.
*I think Ethan F ate a porcupine for breakfast. Maybe the same porcupine that roughed up Clara's neck, eh? Eh??
*DEAR GOD did Alec lose a fight?! He looks like a mess! Wait, is that a giant hickey on his neck..?
*Alec McDowell wasn't in any of his later classes, did he go home sick?
*Where those rabid raccoons in the janitors closet? Had to be, humans don't make noises like that...
*Did Ben McDowell seriously maim Laurie Blake's arm??
*Durden + Wade. True or false?
*Dude, dude, what happened to Anthony Stark over the summer? That's gotta be a pod person, right?
*Are they a boy or a girl? FFS!
*You're dating the BLONDE ONE. It's not rocket science, I promise.
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==HUNTER GOSSIP==
*Something is definitely up with that Wesker kid. Bloody hell!
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==SCHOOL MEET & GREET==
*Wade tried to look up Ms. Frost's dress! He's so gross!
*Gram and Brooke were oddly absent during part of the meet and greet. HMM.
*So what's the history between Max and that creepy kid, Ben?
*What's with the kid who was giving out his number on a business card?
*Max totally fucking punched that new pretentious kid! And he didn't even flinch!
*Does Bucky Barnes seriously have a metal arm? What the hell happened there??
*Wade scared the crap out of that tall kid with the Lucifer goatee. Y'know, the gay one?
*Who the hell cried 'rape' and was escorted out by the principal?
*That floppy-haired new kid is pretty popular, isn't he?
*Ewww! Mr. Crowley's dog threw up on that purple haired girl!
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==HOMECOMING==
*Did you see that screaming match between the peacock-feather guy and the neon pink chick? It was approaching like, Maury Povich levels of catfighting.
*Oh, gross. Anyone want to own up to the puke-covered Converse in the parking lot? Anyone? Bueller?
*Did Max and Ben McDowell SERIOUSLY come to the dance together? What's the story with that, because it has to be a good tale.
*And what was that fight later on between them about? Are they an item and just hiding it well??
*Ruby dragged Sam off somewhere after dancing with him. Does Poe know about that?
*Miss. Poe Wyman has been getting love nips from someone who isn't her maybe-boyfriend, Sam Winchester.
*Heather and Gram's quiet brother got pretty drunk on punch and then left together. Anyone have any details on the aftermath of that?
*How the hell did Bucky bag the hot Russian chick?
*Someone really went on a hell of a rampage in the parking lot. There was broken glass everywhere! Some cars got pretty messed up.