The Nellie McLUNG

Introduction:
The Nellie McLUNG is a prosthetic that will be implemented into people's bodies in 2020. This lung is self inflaiting so that people will be able to breath if they can't. Best of all, it has a picture of the real Nellie McLung on it! "Woah!" Crash Bandicoot said as the prosthetic was put into his body and saved him from near death. "Always breath, always oxygenize, just get the breath in and let it out!" -Nellie.
Picture of Product:
This product will be sold by Mc. Donalds. People who have the new "Quadruple Big Mac" get one for free so they don't sue when they get a stroke and can't breathe. It will also be used in hospitals to treat victims of lung disease and other lung related conditions. It can also be harvested in death and used to teach kids about one of the Canadian Famous Five: Nellie Mc.Lung.
Who Will Invent It:
In the near future Mc. Donalds will decide to manufacture these with their new product: The Quadruple Big Mac. It is an advertisement at the same time as a life saving device as well as a history lesson. Who wouldn't want to have one?
Conclusion:
We need someone to pitch this idea to Mc. Donalds. This device could save lives, increase product sales and educate the children of the near future. If anybody that looks at this is in a high position at Mc. Donalds, then make sure to bring this idea up to your boss.
-DaBeef
Category:Canada
Category:History and Events
Category:Prosthetic
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