September 30, 2020

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== Description ==
Wednesday
The video is a monologue from Xandolph about his time in Oakdale Wells. Xandolph first reminisces on his initial venture to Earth and his goals on the planet. He explains that his goal was to commit further research to a "multi-year project on the anal cavities of multi-dimensional species experiencing deep psychosis". Flashback to Xandolph's rejected scan of Sir's brain and his subsequent ejection from the spaceship. What has happened since then has not only been troubling to Xandolph, but also shaken his faith in Quagzar. Flashback to Xandolph and Tim messing with citizens of Oakdale Wells from inside of his spaceship. 
Xandolph then admits that he has been trying his best to leave Earth, but it is Tim's eggs that are keeping him tied to the planet. Although he then compares the healthiness of the cholesterol in the eggs to Tim's "sex addiction". Flashback to when Xandolph went to Sir for aid in getting rid of Tim, then Tim confronting Sir and Daniel in the woods while looking for his money with Xandolph. Xandolph then explains (despite his attachments) he is planning an escape using information gained through Yuki, who apparently pointed Xandolph in the direction of a portal located in a local landfill. Xandolph hopes that it works, emphasizing that he needs to get out of here. Flashback to Xandolph coughing up bullets after a sordid encounter with the local police. 
The background music is "Theme". 
===Caption===
"I just found this letter in the woods... “Bring me your species in deep psychosis, just not the dark boy! I will perform studies that will help you project your kind light years ahead in many aspects of the mind, body, and technology, just NOT the dark boy! My ass is so sore!” What the actual!?!?" #animation #animatedvideo #animatedseries #cartoonsketch #cartoonstyle #drawing #draw #animate #dailymemes #darkhumor #darkcomedy #cartoonshorts #animatedshorts #animatedshort #animatedshortfilm #doodle #animatedmemes #animatedmeme #funnymeme #memes #dailycartoons #cartoons #cartoonseries #funnyskits #sketchoftheday
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File:Tims surveys oakdale wells with alien 3.jpg
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==Transcription  ==
("Theme")
Xandolph: When I first landed on this fucked up planet, I was only interested in continuing a multi-year experiment on anal cavities of multi-dimensional species currently experiencing deep psychosis. What has happened since I've arrived has not only been troubling, but it's questioned my faith in Quagzar. I'm desperately trying to depart this fucked up place, but Jesus Christ! Tim's eggs are so good! I suppose the cholesterol is about as healthy as Tim's sex addiction. I'm planning an escape after speaking with a local resident named Yuki, who says that there is a portal in a nearby landfill. I hope that works. Fuck! I need to get out of here!
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Category:September 2020