Ian Anderson/Season 2 Script

== The Pride Is Back ==
* TBA
* Amana: HEY!, We're about to make out and we need privacy!
* Pedro: Okay., screw this., i'm outta here. (jumps off 2nd floor window, does a safety roll)
* TBA
* Giana: WTF is LGBT
* Pedro: IDK much either
* Giana: But i stand by them
* Pedro: Okay.
* Giana: Girls are so hot.
* Pedro: ok.
* Giana: But boys are cute too...
* Pedro:......., ok, you need to st-
* Giana: ew i hate boys.
* Pedro: Stop.
* Giana: I feel like a boy
* Pedro: (getting mad) Stop
* Giana: Nevermind, people will bully me., I like them all b*tches
* Pedro: GODDAMNIT STOP!!
* Giana: Nevermind, i like boys, but girls are hot....
* Pedro: PLEASE STOP- AY SUSMARYOSEP!
* Giana: Nevermind, girls are my type.....
* Pedro: ArE YOU FinisheD?!?!?
* Giana: Yeah
* Pedro: Finally i can f*cking leave.
== NickRoll E-30 ==
* Ian's phone: *Plays NickRoll E-30 intro*
* Ian: Huh?
* Ian's phone: (currently playing video)
** NickRoll E-30: Never Gonna Give You Up. Never Gonna Let You Down!
** Text: "I Never Curse!"
** NickRoll E-30: What The F*** is going on you guys!
* TBA
* Ben3: NickRoll E-30 is his name OKAY!
== Police I Swear To God ==
* (Minami being escorted by the cops)
* Minami: Police I Swear to God, not simping for a child
* Natsume: The hell's going on?
* Cops: Your twin simped for a child.
* Natsume: Why are you simping for a child man?
* TBA
* Cop 1: Minami, we saw your history and we saw that you are grooming a minor
* Minami: WHAT?!?!?, I Never go to discord!, this is probably not me and someone hijacking me.
* TBA
* Pervman (The Real troll): hehehehe, i need to simp for other kids
* TBA
* Ms.Discord: Ready Pedro?, (Runs, Pedro follows her) One, Two, (Falls, Pedro Stops) Three!
* (Pedro tries to keep his balance, he fails, and "Falls")
* Ian: OH MY GOD!, PEDRO!, NOOOO!
* Felipe: Well, there goes a decent friend...
* Ms. Discord (Falling): Pedrooooooooooooo!!!! (plummets and dies)
* Ian: Pedro...., you really are down bad.......
* (Pedro later gets up, as it is revealed that Pedro managed to grab on a ledge)
* Pedro: P*tang *na!. Muntik na yan!
* Ian: Oh my God!, Pedro!, You grabbed a ledge!
* Pedro: Yeah, it was pretty close
* Police 1: (Arrests Pedro) You are a simp, after your friends told us that you are down bad for this MILF.)
* (Little Dark Ages Plays)
* Pedro: Police i swear to god, not simping for a MILF.
* Felipe: But how?
* Police 2: He's a minor simping for the MILF, that's why. (Escorts Pedro away)
== We Do A Little Bit Of Trolling ==
* TBA
* TBA
* Pedro: Okay now and (gets distracted), is that Charlotte?
* (cuts to Charlotte)
* (Men in Oswald The Luckey Rabbit, Patrick Star, Boykisser and Johnny Test costumes leaves the van)
* Charlotte: Yeah, i don't care
* (Pedro begins to laugh)
* Romel: What the hell are you doing Pedro?, get back into focusing
* (Men in costumes begin attacking Charlotte)
* Charlotte: What the hell is wrong with you?
* (The attack would later develop into a fight, as the four men would gang up on her, outnumbering her)
* Pedro: hehehe (begins to laugh harder)
* Jacob: (begins to laugh as well)
* Romel: Hurry up and start driving Pedro., you're gonna waste time.
* (Pedro and Jacob continues to laugh at Charlotte being beaten by the costumed men)
*
== Would You Slap Her For 100 Million? ==
* Pedro: Wanna hear a joke?
* Ian: Sure, go ahead.
* Pedro: Do you know why women wear white on her wedding?
* Felipe: What?
* Pedro: To match the color of dishwasher and fridge!
* Ian: Hahahaha! Good One!
* Felipe: This is so wrong on so many levels...
* Pedro: Shut up Felix you libt*rd!
* TBA
* Lima: Don't take out the trash!, They have feelings too!, now they're gonna take you out!
* Trash: (Comes to life, chases Zoey, and inevitably kills Zoey)
* Kevin: Oh My God!, They Killed Zoey!
* Tommy: You Bastards!
* TBA
* Felipe: POLICE! HELP! POLICE, HELP!! POLICE!!! HHEEEEELLLPP!!! HHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLPPP!!!!
== Cast ==
=== Character Debuts ===
* Episode 1
** Eric Sullivan
* Episode 2
** Benjamin Benford Benson
** Adrian Lester
** Cody Sullivan
* Episode 3
** Peter Sullivan
** Natsume Kiryu
** Minami Kiryu
* Episode 4
=== Deaths ===
==== Zoey Stegmann ====
* The Pride Is Back - Absent, the only Stegmann present in that episode is Leanne.
* NickRoll E-30 - Does not die
* Police I Swear To God - Accidentally shot
* Would You Slap Her For 100 Million? - Killed by Trashmen (as in literal living garbage)
== Trivia ==