Metal Sonic Is Ours (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== Generic Intro (Again) ==
Riley: "Hello, everyone! Riley here!"
Rob: "Last time, we said we were going to do something new."
Riley: "Well, here goes! This time, we're going to make clones of Metal Sonic by getting his blueprint and getting the materials needed to make him in the first place!"
Rob: "On with the show!"
== Ring Intro ==
Riley: "Hello, world!"
The title card is shown
== Episode ==
Rob: "Hey, Riley! What are we doing today?"
Riley: "Hmm..."
Rob: "What is it?"
Riley: "Traffic, traffic, traffic everywhere. Press F to pay respects to the people who have been fired for being too late too many times due to traffic."
Rob: "Aren't respects infinite then, if all you need to do is press F?"
Riley: "For the most compassionate people, that is. Some people just want to watch the world burn and don't have any respects."
Rob: "That's horrible! Maybe it's what you will become! You are the closest out of all of the Kids of Mobius cast to becoming just that, to be honest!"
Riley: "Patience, Rob, I don't do anything outside of trying to defeat Sonic and friends."
Rob: "How about the time you decided to usurp the Mayor's-"
Riley: "I felt sorry for that."
Rob: "Good."
Riley: "So, Rob, with enough copies of Metal Sonic, we'll be able to sell them to the public and make a mode of transportation that will help the world."
Rob: "What about a teleportation machine?"
Riley: "This will do for now."
Rob: "OK, then..."
The two rats go to the Eggman Empire using a shrinking machine that lets them go to the secret entrance to Eggman's HQ
Riley: "Of course, it had to start with the Freedom Fighters getting in the way." she gets out her gun "Hey, there! Stop what you're doing!"
Knuckles: he punches Riley
Riley: "Was that necessary?"
Knuckles: "We can't trust that you'll not try to get the Chaos Emeralds with Eggman's help again!"
Riley: "I am getting Eggman's help this time. But not for the Chaos Emeralds. I'm going to get Metal Sonic's blueprint and then go to the junkyard and get a garbage truck to get every scrap needed to make even more Metal Sonics."
Amy: she gasps "ARE YOU CRAZY?"
Tails: "This is your worst plan by far."
Sonic: "How is that going to help society?"
Riley: "Metal Sonic is fast. Everyone knows that. But he can fly too. That means that there's no need to stop, unless close to another Metal Sonic rider. The sky is the limit for Metal Sonic as a vehicle. It's fast, and bumping will occur less, as there's more room for these transportation devices to move in. Problem with traffic solved. Bam."
Cream: "I liked it better when you stole from Tails' junkyard and tried making flying cars."
Riley: "Nobody knows how to make those, and also, I advocated to make helicopters as expensive as cars, so that traffic will be solved. Turns out traffic was the hardest problem to solve, because flying cars are a bit too complicated for an 8 year old genius like me."
Tails: "Why don't you make me make the flying cars?"
Riley: "Because I had a feeling flying cars would be a bad plan, so I advocated to make helicopters cheap."
Tails: "Well, I guess helicopters being cheap would do something."
Riley: "I mean it would take less to make helicopters, so why wouldn't they be cheaper than cars?"
Tails: "See, Riley, this is why your plan sucks."
Riley: "You see, Tails..."
Metal Sonic's Uses Plays (It's in the tune of Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP)
Riley: "He can help the policemen!
He can catch all the criminals!
He is fast and can fly high!
He won't be bad at this at all!
He can help clean up the house!
I'll program a button for that!
He can perform on a stage!
With a cane and a top hat!
See, Tails, your high intelligence and mine
Can make this fast robot do just fine!
You see! I am! Willing! To steal from Dr. Eggman!
To make! The world! A much! Better place for every Mobian!"
The music abruptly stops
Riley: "Apparently, that's the end of the song."
Rob: "Also, Metal Sonic is fast, and people want fast if they wanna get to work."
Riley: "Actually, I was lying about that last part about performing on stage, I don't want robots to get jobs other than being manservants or maids. Or transportation devices. Or else they will take over the world."
Tails: "But Riley, you're going to ruin what made Sonic special!"
Riley: "Relax, Eggman was not able to make his current version of Metal Sonic as fast as Sonic himself! In fact, it is just about a third of his speed."
Tails: "Good concept, but I'm afraid they'll go haywire, so we're gonna stop you right here."
Riley: she steals the blueprint
Amy: "Get back here, Riley!"
Riley: "Not today. Or tomorrow, because I have school."
Amy: "You do this every night! Even the school days!"
Riley: "Bye bye, though!" she rides Metal Sonic with Rob, who flew above everyone except Tails, but even he was too slow for him "Maybe we should make his legs seats, and flight his main mode of transportation. He doesn't need legs."
Rob: "A whole new world! A whole new-"
Riley: "I hate that movie. Why didn't he try drowning all of the main characters in quicksand in that one scene?"
Rob: "And by the way, I got new weapons for you! The Prower Sisters helped me make it."
Riley: "Use it yourself. I practiced using two guns."
Rob: "And I practiced using two melee weapons. So it's for me, then." he gets out his lightning swords
Riley: "Brilliant! Now let's go to the junkyard."
The two, along with Metal Sonic arrive at the junkyard
Riley: "Eggman likes recycling, despite being against the environment. This is mainly so that he doesn't need to look for other sources of metal too often."
Rob: "Is that why he has these robots collect metal scraps for him?"
Riley: "Yes. That's why we get as many scraps as possible to make our own Metal Sonics."
Sonic: he arrived at the junkyard "I knew that you kids were going to arrive here. I couldn't catch you while you were in the sky, even with all my awesome stunts."
Rob: he gets out his two lightning swords "You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Don't let yourself be destroyed as... uh...."
Sonic: "He can't even think of a person he and his sister have beaten."
Rob: "Don't let be yourself be destroyed as... uh, you did when we tried to make the cloning machine!"
Sonic: "He can't even get the reference right."
Riley: "I have a gun, you know." she got out her gun and switched to Gatling + Lightning "Uh... make that two." she gets out another gun which is Chaser + Lightning and shoots at Sonic with both guns
Sonic: he dodged the Gatling + Lightning shots, but was followed by the Chaser + Lightning shots
Riley: "Having two at a time makes me powerful. Thank the Prower Sisters for this."
Rob: he tried to slash Sonic with his lightning swords
Sonic: "Watch where you swing that thing!" he runs up a wall of junk and homing attacks Riley, also dealing a lot of damage to her with the shots from her Chaser + Lightning mode gun "That was easy."
Riley: "Ugh..."
Rob: he tried slicing Sonic
Sonic: he ran up another pile of junk and Cylooped around it, thus creating a junk avalanche on Rob
Rob: he was covered in junk, but he sliced through all of it
Sonic: he homing attacked Rob on the head
Rob: he got hit by Sonic
Sonic: "That was too easy."
Riley: "Finally. Now you're getting smarter."
Sonic: "Think, Riley, think. Would making Metal Sonic a manufactured product that can clean houses and take you to school, work, or any location quick help the world in the long run?"
Riley: "I can tell you aren't very good at this."
Amy: "Sonic, let me handle it."
Cream: "Please, Amy! Let me handle her!"
Amy: "Fine."
Cream: "Riley, there's a reason why we don't let Badniks get manufactured. They can rebel against others. They can kill people. They are going to cause destruction when at the wrong hands."
Riley: "Can't organic pets do that?"
Cream: "Uh, they could! But Badniks have a higher chance to destroy the city due to a malfunctioning. Also they can be manipulated by anyone. Metal Sonic is one of Eggman's most powerful robots. And if you manufacture him, the world will be in ruins. Maybe you need to go to sleep first, and that way, you could dream of a world where you succeed at that plan."
Amy: "Why haven't I used this out of all spells? Maybe it's only when I go easy on the enemies. And in a lot of cases, I didn't use them, because we're fighting kids now. The future of our world."
Cream: "It was for good reasons, Amy. And I'm glad you aren't fighting them like they were one of Eggman's robots."
Amy: she cast a sleeping spell on Riley
Riley: she fell asleep
Cream: she brings Riley to her house
Rob: he tried slicing Cream with his lightning swords
Amy: she threw a lightning rod at Rob
Rob: his lightning swords' power got absorbed by the lightning rod and electrocuted him
Cream: "Healing units, please take Rob to the hospital. We need to repay both of them for healing us after a battle, even when it's a battle with them."
Some of Tails' medic robots take Rob to a hospital
Amy: "They may have made Metal Sonic a product in their dreams, but not only did they not make this a reality, but they will learn a lesson through their dreams."
Cream: "Well, at least Riley. Rob will be taught why the plan needed to fail by Riley when she learns her lesson, making him learn his lesson fast."
Sonic: "Rob and Riley have once again been foiled! We won! But toast to nobody, they are pathetic without their friends."
Tails: "We should celebrate a bit, because we prevented their most dangerous plan yet from happening."
Cream's House's Table
Everyone ate and rested well
Sonic: "Why do we feel this was difficult?"
Cream: "And Amy, what sleeping spell did you put on Riley?"
Amy: "The 8 hour sleeping spell."
Cream: "Uh oh. She'll miss out on dinner! But it's OK, she'll have a midnight meal. At least she's a rat, who's nocturnal, and can sleep later than us diurnal animals."
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Amy: "Hey! We're nocturnal!"
Cream: "Oh! I forgot! Sorry..."
Amy: "It's fine."
Cake: "Oh, what a pity."
Candy: "We wish we were nocturnal too."
Sonic: "It isn't going to make your life any easier. Or harder for that matter. Being nocturnal lets you sleep at 4:30am, but you have to wake up at around noon."
Cream: "At least you get a lot of time to do your antics before school starts."
Sonic: "But we get to do our antics past midnight."
Cake: "Warner Bros, please cut, this episode is supposed to end already! This is all just filler!"
The End!
== Hotel Riley ==
Riley: "Here it is, everyone, my hotel. It's only 0.0001% less luxurious than the average hotel, and yet, a stay is as expensive as your water bills."
Rob: "Nice job, Riley! I love you! You're so selfless, so kind, so pleasant, and so caring. I couldn't have asked for a better little sister."
Riley: "And you are a great big brother for helping us build this little hotel."
Rob: "And now we can host our Wheel of Generic Science Fiction Machines!"
Riley: "Just spin the wheel."
The wheel was spun, and it landed on Number 4
Riley: "Generic Science Fiction Number 4... a dream machine. Really? This isn't that generic, but I like that actually."
Rob: "You see it in some shows."
Riley: "Well, good night, everyone, and have a wonderful stay."
Rob: "Uh, you know we're nocturnal, right?"
Riley: "Don't even get me started on that."
The End!
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