Mr. P

I've got pointy pointy patches on my pointy patched up pants
I've got pointy pointy patches plain to see,
Sewn up with polka dotted stitches, pointy patches on my britches
I'm as rich as any Letter Boy can be,
Mr. P
Purple patches, yellow patches, red and blue and green
Perfect powerful prettiest patches you have ever seen
I'm like a pretty picture postcard pasted up with pretty stamps
I've a patch from every part of this country
CHORUS:
From Paducah down to Natchez, people praise my pointy patches
Pointing out each patch that matches patched up me,
Mr. P
(REPEAT CHORUS)
Proud to be, yessiree, Mr. P
Pointy patches.
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