The Underwater Dimensional Episode

The Underwater Dimensional Battle is the second episode of Total Drama Entropy. It aired on July 19, 2020 and was written by DanzxvFan8275.
==Transcript==
(episode begins with the 14 of them resting in a room)
Granite: Ugh. This is boring.
Purps: Granite, you had 6 months to say that!
Granite: I know! I just couldn’t.
Dan: Well when I have poor performance, I usually-
Travis: (smacks Dan) DAN!
Dan: Oops, sorry Travis.
Golf: PhillyDan25…
Dan: Uh, yes?
Golf: The inappropriateness you bring to the table has crossed the line.
Dan: You aren’t too innocent yourself. (pulls out a picture of a strawberry)
Golf: Lord, forgive me for what I’m about to- (Alex interrupts by walking in)
Alex: Alright, losers, it’s time for the next competition.
Vanessa: (stands up) Aren’t we winners, though? We did end up in the next season, you know.
(Vanessa confessional)
Vanessa: I swear, if Alex invalidates this by saying I’m a pedophile, then…
(back to scene)
Alex: Shut up, pedophile.
(Dan confessional)
Dan: Welp, that one’s gonna cost me 20 bucks.
Alex: Just follow me, I guess.
(cuts to the challenge room which is surrounded by posters for Leader Plankton!: The Underwater Dimensional Battle)
Travis: Woah. It’s my amazing work.
Cici: You mean the one that you’ve been writing for 8 years?
Travis: More like 4. Once Trump got elected, my will to keep writing got trashed.
(Golf confessional)
Golf: Yeah, *that’s* the reason why, Travis.
Alex: Alright, guys. It’s time for the take over! (camera zooms up in her face) We at TDE love Leader Plankton!, and to show our gratitude for it, our next challenge will be a “what if?” type.
Bot: Are we getting split into teams?
Walugi: WAH!
Bot: So…
Alex: No, that’s for the next episode. Anyway, we all know of the highly anticipated movie, Leader Plankton!: The Underwater Dimensional Battle. This challenge will beg the question: how well could you write the movie?
Joey: Probably pretty badly.
Alex: I’m not finished yet. (turns back) Anyway, your job shall be to finish the long awaited Leader Plankton! movie. Whoever wins will get a massive advantage.
(cuts to everyone trembling at the announcement)
Travis: Listen, Alex. If I haven’t been able to finish it for all this time, what makes you think I’ll be able to finish it now?
Alex: Oh, here’s the catch - you all will get split into duos. you are to work together to make the best movie.
(Dan confessional)
Dan: Oh shit, I hope I’m not paired up with Golf.
(Golf confessional)
Golf: All of these people are trolls. Why would I want to work with them?
(Crazy confessional)
Crazy: o
Alex: The pairs have been decided by Walugi and I. They will go as followed: Granite and Joey, Travis and Matchy, Jasbre and Rocky, SBCA and Bot, Purps and Crazy…. (cuts to show Dan sweating) ….Cici and Vanessa.
Dan: FUCK!
Alex: And last but not least, Dan and Golf.
Dan: But it was the least!
Alex: Stop whining. Everyone go to your desk. We’ll give you your scripts shortly.
(cuts to Travis and Matchy)
Travis: Hehe, desk. You heard that, Matchy? Don’t wanna catch you will nilly, you know.
Matchy: Shut up Travis.
(Matchy confessional)
Matchy: I must say, Alex is very sadistic pairing me up with Travis, even if he did write the movie.
Golf: (to Dan) I can’t believe I got paired up with a troll like you.
Dan: Likewise, buddy. (chuckles while Alex drops off the script as it cuts to Cici and Vanessa)
Vanessa: Alright, time for Sir Sandy to lead the fight.
(Cici confessional)
Cici: Come on Alex, you know I hate pedophiles.
(cuts back to the room)
Alex: Alright, you each have an hour to finish the biggest disappointment in SBFW history. Ready, set, go. (timer appears on one of the walls, labeled as “Doomsday Device”)
Matchy: Alright, Travis, what direction did you want this to go?
Travis: What direction does your penis go in class?
Matchy: (sighs) Bruh, we’re supposed to be working together. You’re the only one who knows stuff about the movie, how about you quit the classturbation jokes so we can get this power?
Travis: (starting to nod as he’s in agreement until his head drops) ….no.
(Matchy begins to write as it cuts to Granite and Joey)
Joey: Let’s do this, Granite.
Granite: Yeah. I’ll try not to procrastinate.
(Joey confessional)
Joey: I didn’t get all the way to second place for nothing. I want to start this season off on the right foot.
Granite: Travis likes Phineas and Ferb, right? Let’s make it a crossover!
Joey: Cool, I’m in.
(shows Jasbre and Rocky)
Rocky: Woof woof.
Jasbre: Are you possessed by a dog?
Rocky: Yeah!
Jasbre: Oh, so you’re not. Can I borrow a Tidal Zone plot?
Rocky: Yeah, we’ll talk business later. We’ve got a challenge to win. (starts writing) Snailster Gary comes back to life to defeat Plankton once and for all, we’ve got this.
(cuts to SBCA and Bot)
SBCA: I’ve always wanted to beat Travis at something.
Bot: Yeah, except I can’t keep a show up for more than one episode. I don’t expect to write a whole movie. (kicks back) You’re on your own, Luis.
SBCA: (laughs) No problem, I’ll get the carry.
(cuts to Purps and Crazy)
Crazy: Oh boy, Sexy Time is perfect jacking off material.
Purps: You know, I now see why Dan and Lock enjoy muting you all the time.
Crazy: o (writes some) How’s this?
Purps: Why did you just put Hoopla in the movie?
Crazy: Yes.
Purps: I see.
(cuts to Cici and Vanessa)
Vanessa: Can you teach me how to write? (stares at Cici)
Cici: Uh… can you show me how to do something else? (winks)
Vanessa: Oh hell yeah!
(Alex confessional)
Alex: Hey, I know I’m not a contestant, but I felt the need to put this disclaimer. Yeah, uh, all of the characters in this show are written to be adults. Yup, all of them. Well, except for Crazy. He’s 11. So don’t get any ideas from this totally unrealistic portrayal. Yeah, carry on.
(Vanessa confessional)
Vanessa: Maybe this bond could last the entire game.
(cuts to Dan and Golf)
Dan: Alright, we need to work together. So-
Golf: YOU’RE FIRED!
Dan: Wait, why?
Golf: Because.
Dan: I thought you said my writing was great?
Golf: I never said that.
(Dan confessional)
Dan: Bruh, when he denied it, I was like, HELL NAH.
Golf: You are such a partisan hack. (grabs paper and starts writing)
Alex: (on the phone) Look, Karen. All I’m saying is that if you’re in high school and spend your time writing fanfics for childrens’ cartoons that have gone way past their prime, you’re pretty lame. (hangs up) Alright, you losers have 30 minutes left.
Dan: (gulps) Oh no. (turns to Golf) You suck, mate.
Golf: (writes furiously) I don’t need these insults. (punches Dan)
Dan: Ugh…
(cuts to the doomsday timer striking 0. Everyone stops writing and Alex wakes up)
Alex: Oh man, that guy’s member in the dream was as big as Leader Plankton himself. (sighs) Time to submit all of your episodes.
(Travis confessional)
Travis: Here’s to 8 more years of no Leader Plankton! movie.
(Golf confessional)
Golf: Excuse my language, but Dan is an idiot.
Dan: (shakes head) Clown.
Alex: Alright, I’ve reviewed all of the episodes. Whichever duo wins will win a hefty surprise advantage.
Bot: What’s the advantage?
Alex: You won’t know until after the winner is revealed. I said it was a surprise, you know.
(Bot confessional)
Bot: I need to start listening more.
Alex: In dead last place, we have Dan and Golf.
Dan: AHA! I knew you sucked at writing, Mr. Pecks.
Golf: No, that was you.
Alex: Shut up, you two. The ending didn’t make much sense. Why would Leader Plankton win?
(Dan confessional)
Dan: I bet it was Golf living out his fantasies.
Alex: We thought we’d just say who came in last place. Now, skipping to the top 3, we had Cici and Vanessa, Purps and Crazy, and SBCA and Bot.
Purps: Hah! Travis didn’t even rank high writing his own movie.
Matchy: I think he was worrying too much about something else.
Travis: You can say that again, classturbator.
(Matchy rolls her eyes as Alex cuts back to the deliberation)
Alex: Cici and Vanessa, your strong bond has led to some great cooperation and consistency throughout the script. Purps and Crazy, you guys seemed to master the concept of the movie. And SBCA and Bot, your script had the best humor.
(SBCA confessional)
SBCA: Not sure how I feel about winning this. I’d like to know what the power is so we don’t get too much blood on our hands.
(Purps confessional)
Purps: I’d like to start off with a win. Not sure if Crazy is holding us back though.
(Vanessa confessional)
Vanessa: I don’t care if we win or not, our bond will be good for long term gameplay.
Alex: After some deliberation, Walugi and I decided that the best version of Leader Plankton!: The Underwater Dimensional Battle goes to...
(shows all of the duos waiting)
Alex: …Purps and Crazy! Congratulations, you two have won the first meaningful challenge of the game!
Purps: LET’S GO!
Crazy: Yay, we did it! (house falls on him)
Everyone: OMG CRAZYSPONGE DIED OH GOD OH FUCK!
(Crazy comes back from underneath the house)
Purps: Oh okay, he’s fine.
Crazy: Hoopla.
Alex: Alright, you two. Time to reveal your new ultimate power.
Crazy: Is it sex?
Alex: (deadpan) No. By the end of the day, you two will have to make a major decision. You will both have to agree to evict one duo from the game. All of us will meet when you have decided which two contestants will exit the game early.
Purps: Oooooooh.
Crazy: o
Dan: What?!
(Dan confessional)
Dan: Woah woah woah. You mean to tell me that I’m gonna get voted out because of what Golf did? Unbelievable.
(Purps confessional)
Purps: This is a very risky decision. Hopefully I can get Crazy on board to get Dan and Golf out, though.
Alex: Good luck. See you soon.
(cuts to Purps and Crazy chilling in one of the rooms)
Crazy: Oh boy, this is a big decision. Almost as big as-
Purps: I’m cutting you off before you can make that egregious lie. Anyway, I feel like Dan and Golf is the way to go.
(Crazy confessional)
Crazy: Look, I was barely even paying attention during the challenge. I’ll just agree to whatever Purps wants.
(back to convo)
Crazy: I’m fine with that.
Purps: They broke out into a fight during the challenge. The best way to solve this is to vote them both out. Plus, Dan won last season. We can take a big shot at a big competitor.
Crazy: o
(Purps confessional)
Purps: I’ll take that as a yes. Dan and Golf, you shouldn’t have crossed us.
(cuts to Dan talking with Rocky and Jasbre)
Dan: Can you believe Golf? The guy is insane.
Rocky: Alex had some balls pairing you two up.
Jasbre: It’s a marketing scheme, trust me. (looks at camera) Catch a brand new Thursday Spin-Off every week, Thursday at 10 on Current!
Rocky: Look Dan, why don’t you just make a last second attempt to flip Purps? It’s for your own safety.
(Dan confessional)
Dan: You know Rocky, I’m not sure if that will work, but sure. Anything to keep me in the game. ANYTHING!
(cuts back)
Dan: Yeah, I’ll do it. Although on the bright side, if I’m out, then so will Go-
Jasbre: DAN!
Dan: Nevermind. (walks over to Purps and Crazy’s room, where he opens the door to see Golf bargaining with Purps and Crazy)
Golf: Come on guys. If you keep us safe, we’ll throw the next challenge!
Purps: That doesn’t even make any sense, what if we get put on the same team?
Golf: Oh yeah.
Dan: WHAT THE?! What are you doing here?
Golf: Trying to get us safe, while you were being lazy.
Dan: Oh, lazy, huh? You’re one to talk. Cite me one line of No Malarkey in Bikini Bottom that you wrote:
Golf: Uh…
Dan: Exactly.
Purps: Okay, both of you, shut the hell up. Don’t you know that you two are a duo? You should be thanking each other for your campaigning.
(shows Dan and Golf blankly staring at Purps)
Crazy: o
(Purps confessional)
Purps: You know, I was gonna consider Golf’s testimony, but seeing these two argue makes my balls blue. They need to go, no question.
Dan: But Purps, what if-
Purps: But Purps nothing! I don’t need to hear anymore. Bye! (slams the door on both of them)
Dan: Pfff…
Golf: ...welp.
(Golf confessional)
Golf: Dan, you are such a toxic moray eel.
(Dan confessional)
Dan: Welp, that one was on me.
(cuts to Cici and Vanessa)
Cici: This is weird, I’m not like this usually.
(Cici confessional)
Cici: Goddamnit Purps, why did you let Dan write this?
Vanessa: I am, though.
Cici: Yeah, I can see that. Sure, why not?
(camera cuts to the door as kissing sounds are heard. Dan walks by)
Dan: What the? Usually I’d be intrigued by this, but I thought we were told to cease the degeneracy for this season!
(Vanessa confessional)
Vanessa: Fuck the degeneracy rule, this is too good. (sticks middle fingers up)
(Purps comes over)
Purps: What is it?
Dan: (drills a hole through the wall) Look.
Purps: (looks through the hole) Excuse me.
SBCA: Oh boy, Golf would not like this.
Purps: Indeed. Excuse me for a moment. (walks in the room, but the camera still stays outside) Cici! Vanessa! What is the meaning of this?
Cici: Didn’t you do this with Elli last season?
Purps: Cici, this is different. This blasphemy has crossed the line.
Vanessa: But-
Purps: NO BUTS! Not even yours! Jesus… (slams door shut)
(Purps confessional)
Purps: Aaaaaaand now me and Crazy have to make a decision.
Crazy: How was it? Did you join in?
Purps: Shut up damn fool, this isn’t the time! Which duo should we vote out?
Crazy: I’d say Dan and Vanessa. Cici and Golf are too cool.
Purps: Crazy, those are not the pairs.
Crazy: o
(shows both of them before it cuts to the elimination ceremony)
Alex: Alright, it is now time. Purps and Crazy, you two have been granted the decision to eliminate one pair of contestants prior to the team formation. It is now time to let us know what you have decided.
Purps: Alright. (stands up with Crazy. Simultaneously, Dan and Golf shoot nasty looks at each other, while Cici and Vanessa shoot seductive looks)
Crazy: We will give a sticky note to the 5 duos we have decided to keep safe. The only duo to not get a sticky note will be eliminated.
Purps: Wow, Crazy, that’s the smartest thing I’ve ever heard you say. (turns back to crowd) First three duos getting sticky notes are the following: Granite and Joey and Rocky and Jasbre.
Granite: Phineas and Ferb for the win!
Rocky: We pulled through.
Purps: The next two duos that are safe are Matchy and Travis and Bot and SBCA.
Travis: We did it, classturbator!
Matchy: Shut up, Travis.
Bot: I’m hungry.
Purps: And now, the final two duos are Cici and Vanessa and Dan and Golf. It was a very, VERY tough decision.
Crazy: Cici and Vanessa, your egregious acts of sexual degeneracy appalled us - well, pretty much just Purps - and we’re not sure if you two are safe to keep in the game.
Purps: Dan and Golf, you two broke out in a massive fight in today’s challenge, and you two clearly can not get along. We can’t have people in the game like that.
Crazy: But, we agreed on who to take out first.
Purps: The two contestants who will not make it any further in the game are…
Dan and Golf: (sweating)
Cici and Vanessa: (teeth chattering)
Crazy: HOOPLA!
Purps: What? No, damn fool. (turns to crowd) Cici and Vanessa, you two have been eliminated.
Cici: Oh no. I knew this was a bad decision.
Vanessa: I don’t regret my juices flowing at all.
(Cici and Vanessa leave the stage. Alex comes back on)
Alex: Already two contestants have parted ways with us. And now, time to get the game we all know and love going. Teams will form, and the tides will turn. Good luck.
(episode ends)
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