Weedium

Weedium is a natural occurring mineral on Earth. When melted down, it makes for good soup, but it can also be snorted and smoked, giving a sensation similar to smoking weed. It was known to be discovered by Avignon Pope Benedict XIII, after stubbing his toe on a chunk of weedium, though it actually after ransacking a daevite village. It was originally named weedium due to a myth that Avignon found it in a field of weeds.
It served as a currency throughout history, most notably by the daevites and the Waziri. It was also used to form jewelry, charms, and items such as vases, due to the pleasant strawberry-like smell it gave off. Some Egyptian and Aztec artifacts were made from weedium, the most notable example being the Weed Golem found in an ancient Aztec temple that slaughtered an entire expedition. It wasn't until the 20th century that its dank abilities were discovered by Albert Einstein after time traveling to 2011 and having a wild pasta party with Indiana Jones and Weegee.
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