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== Transcript ==
=== Part 1 ===
Episode Aired: March 31, 2007
Episode Copyrighted: 2007
This episode is rated TV-G and half hour special with 2 parts for this episode.
Episode starts in the RV.
All: *sings* We're going on vacation. We're going on vacation. We're going on vacation. We're seeing an adventure.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow, we're going an amusement park.
Patrick Star: Yeah!
Lana Loud: Are we there yet?
Lynn Loud Sr.: Not now, Lana. Later.
Lana Loud: Okay. Are we there yet?
Lincoln Loud: I love amusement park.
Lana Loud: Are we there yet?
Squidward Tentacles: LANA, I TOLD YOU THREE TIMES! NOW STOP ASKING!
Lana Loud: Hops is asking, not me!
Hops: *croaks*
Mr. Krabs: Alright, Heroes! Buckle up for safety.
Sandy Cheeks: Wow, look at all those nuts.
Yellow Rectangle: I can't wait to see Mr. Men and Little Misses.
Dexter McPherson: Dee Dee.
Dee Dee McPherson: Yes, Dexter?
Dexter McPherson: The Laboratory.
Dee Dee McPherson: Oh, okay.
Leni Loud: I can't wait to see Pop Pop.
At the Loud House in the RV, Lincoln is in his room, reading his newest issue of Ace Savvy. Suddenly, Leni barges into his room.
Leni Loud: Lincoln, I need your help!
Lincoln Loud: What is it, Leni?
Leni Loud: I’m trying to make my newest dress, but I need a model for it. Could you be the model for me?
Lincoln Loud: Uh… sure. Anything for my sister for SpongeBob and Patrick. *puts my comic down*
They walk into Lori and Leni’s room.
Time card reading "A Few Moments Later"
French Narrator: A few moments later.
A few moments later, Leni puts the dress she’s making on Lincoln.
Leni Loud: What do you think?
Lincoln Loud: It’s looking good. *in my mind* I just hope none of her friends are here.
Suddenly, a bunch of Leni’s friends arrive and check out the dress Lincoln is wearing, and Lincoln quickly blushes in embarrassment. Suddenly, Lynn enters the room.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Lincoln, there you are! I need a goalie!
Lynn grabs hold of Lincoln, but Leni stops her.
Sandy Cheeks: Guys, what about Lincoln.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Who Lincoln.
Leni Loud: Lynn, I need him!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *points* Hey, Leni, look. The newest fashion trend!
Leni, along with her friends, fall for this diversion, allowing Lynn and Sandy to take Lincoln and SpongeBob in the RV. Once sits outside, Lynn and Sandy strap on some protection on Lincoln and SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Sandy, what are you doing? There's chairs here.
Lincoln Loud: So, what exactly are you doing?
Lynn Loud Jr.: The big soccer match is tomorrow, and I need to practice my kicks.
Lincoln Loud: So, why do you need me?
Lynn Loud Jr.: You may never know which tactic a goalie might use, so whichever position you move, that’ll allow me to make the proper kick.
Lincoln Loud: With all this protection, I think I’ll be fine.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Trust me, you will.
Lynn has set up 10 soccer balls in front of her.
Time card reading: "A Few Seconds Later"
French Narrator: A few seconds later.
A few seconds later, Lincoln and SpongeBob begin to defend the goal. Lynn can easily tell which move Lincoln and SpongeBob are trying to go for, so she makes the appropriate kick, allowing her to make the goal.
Time card reading: "7 Balls Later"
French Narrator: 7 balls later.
7 balls later, Lincoln managed to block off two of the balls Lynn kicked. Suddenly, when she gets to the ninth ball, Lola nabs Lincoln and SpongeBob. Lynn takes note of this.
Sandy Cheeks: Aw, nuts!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Dang it, Lola! I need my goalie.
Lola Loud: Goalie shamoley! I need SpongeBob and Lincoln’s help. *drags Lincoln into my room* *sweetly* Linky, can you help with my ribbon dance? *gives the puppy eyes*
Lincoln Loud: Aww. Sure. *grabs a ribbon* Alright, grab your ribbon, and I’ll show some neat stunts.
Lola proceeds to grab her ribbon, and the two begin to do some elegant moves with the ribbon. Suddenly, during the middle of practice, Lucy arrives, and her sudden appearance causes Lincoln to trip.
Lucy Loud: Lincoln, I need your help for my newest poem.
Lola Loud: LUCY!
Lucy Loud: Fangs, attack!
Fangs, Lucy’s pet bat, flies into the room and begins screeching loudly, causing Lola to run around in panic. While Lola is running in fear, Lucy drags Lincoln and SpongeBob into her room.
Yellow Rectangle: This is ridiculous! Everybody needs us for today.
Lincoln Loud: Okay.
Lucy Loud: Since you’re my friends, brother, do you know many rhymes for “brother”?
Lincoln Loud: Let’s see, there’s “mother”, “smother”, “grandmother”-
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, that's nice.
Suddenly, Lori and Squidward grab Lincoln and SpongeBob and take them downstairs.
Lucy Loud: Sigh…
Black Rectangle: Well Lucy, I should give you a break.
Squidward Tentacles: Lincoln, this is my house.
Lori Loud: Lincoln, I need a favor. *hands him my phone* Take several pictures of me and Bobby making out.
Bobby Santiago: We want to see what our relationship looks like from other angles.
Lincoln Loud: *mind* The last thing I ever want to see is Lori being angry. *out loud* Alright, get ready, lovebirds.
Lori and Bobby begin to kiss. Immediately, Lincoln begins snapping photos of the two kissing from all possible angles. However, as he continues to take photos, Luan suddenly takes them. Lori sees this.
Lori Loud: Luan! What do you think you’re with him? I need him?
Squidward Tentacles: GET OUT!
Lori Loud: Yeah, this is not your house Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: That's it, I'm leaving *leaves the RV then, gets hurt by road and screams in pain* My foot!
Luan Loud: Get a room! *takes Lincoln and SpongeBob to my room*
Lincoln Loud: Oh, man. Lori and Squidward are not going to be happy.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aw, barnacles.
Luan Loud: I’ll deal with them anger later. I need your help. I need some punchlines for a party tomorrow, and you’re my assistant. Surely you can think of something funny.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, what’cha got?
Luan Loud: Well, I plan to throw a banana cream pie at the birthday kid. Anything good?
Lincoln Loud: How about “I guess all pies are on you now!”.
Luan Loud: *jots notes* Ooh, that’s good. How about when I set up a whoopie cushion?
Lincoln Loud: You can say “All the fart and soul is inside of you!”.
Luan Loud: Man, you’re good at this. *suspiciously* Maybe even better than me. *normal* Alright, next one, when I spray a water bottle?
Lincoln Loud: How’s about-
Before he can give Luan a good punchline, Luna suddenly grabs Lincoln and SpongeBob’s arms, and drags them to her side of the room.
Luna Loud: Brah, I need your help. I’m trying to find the best tune for my axe, and I need your help to make adjustments.
Lincoln Loud: So, you just want me to move these levers until you find the perfect pitch?
Luna Loud: Exactly.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, it's bringing back to the soul.
Luna begins to strum the strings on her guitar, as Lincoln and SpongeBob slowly and steadily moves the switches until Luna gives them the thumbs up. Suddenly, Lana takes away Lincoln and SpongeBob, causing SpongeBob and Lincoln to accidentally slide the switches fast, causing a loud blare to come from Luna’s speakers, leaving Luna’s ears ringing. Lana drags Lincoln and SpongeBob into the kitchen.
Lana Loud: Lincoln, I need your help. A bunch of fish are about to get the taxidermy treatment, and we need to stop them.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, let's move!
Lincoln, SpongeBob and Lana attempt to leave the house, but before they can do so, Lisa uses a device to attract Lincoln and SpongeBob, and takes them to her room, where she straps down Lincoln and SpongeBob’s legs on some device.
Lisa Loud: Behold, my newest invention: the Mind-Reader! I’ll be able to read people’s minds whenever I want!
Lincoln Loud: Lisa! Isn’t this dangerous, not to mention rude?
Lisa Loud: The science community is always rude. *flips the switch on the device, and begins powering up*
As Lincoln begins trembling in fear at his possible injuries, all the other sisters arrive, unlatch Lincoln from the device, and eventually get into a tug of war on who needs Lincoln most. As the sisters pull on Lincoln and SpongeBob’s arms and legs simultaneously, the sisters begin to shout like crazy.
Lori Loud: Let go of them! I need him for my photo shoots!
Leni Loud: Give me my friends! I had them first!
Patrick Star: Yeah!
Luna Loud: They need to help with my instruments!
Luan Loud: I need them or else my business is bust!
Lynn Loud Jr.: I need them to be my goalie!
Lucy Loud: They need to help me with my poetry!
Lana Loud: I can’t let the fish die!
Lola Loud: Do you want me to be angry if I lose my next pageant? Give them to me!
Lisa Loud: That’s my lab rat!
As the sisters continue to fight for Lincoln and SpongeBob’s help, Lincoln and SpongeBob can only feel their brain ripping into nine pieces for having to help so many sisters at once.
Mr. Fussy: You know, SpongeBob and Lincoln. I can't help but notice that your performance is also effected. You guys need to rest for a while. No magic spells and magic tricks.
Lincoln Loud: *coughs, then whimpers*
Mr. Happy: There, there, SpongeBob and Lincoln. There, now. Your second best friend is here to help you. Let me get you some soup.
Lincoln Loud: Thanks, Mr. Happy.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, let's get on with the mission.
Time card reading "Several Hours Later"
French Narrator: Several hours later.
Lincoln is lying in bed, his limbs twitching out of stress while SpongeBob is eating kelp.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *eats kelp*
Lincoln Loud: *to the viewers* Man, today was crazy. Who knew I had to help so many sisters at once? Well, all I know is that everything’s done, and I can finally get some shuteye. *falls asleep*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ok, Good night. *leaves Lincoln's room while he is falling asleep*
Time card reading: "The Next Day"
French Narrator: The next day.
Lincoln wakes up and gets dressed up, but the moment he steps out, Leni grabs Lincoln and drags him into her room.
Leni Loud: Linky! I need your help! It’s photo day today, and I need the perfect outfit! *holds up two dresses* Which one do you suggest?
Lincoln Loud: Uhh... *wheezes* Prepare to be amazed!
Little Miss Magic: I heard you, Lincoln. Let me help cure your throat.
Lincoln Loud: Miss Magic, wouldn't you turn me into a rabbit instead?
Leni Loud: As if that will happen. Miss Magic, I knew you wanted to help Lincoln, but can you at once..
Little Miss Magic: No problem. Lincoln, let's get that rabbit out of your throat.
Lincoln Loud: *groans* It was just an expression.
Little Miss Magic: Bizzledy doo and bizzledy back. Give Lincoln his voice back.
Lincoln Loud: *croaks like a frog*
Leni Loud: Oh, come on! Now Lincoln talks like a frog.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *come in her room* Hey Miss Magic, give Lincoln his voice back.
Lincoln Loud: *coughs* Hey! You were supposed to cure my throat, Miss Magic!
Leni Loud and Patrick Star: Really?
SpongeBob SquarePants: At least Lincoln can still talk. Curing Lincoln's throat is a big job. You have to do it right.
Little Miss Magic: I will, SpongeBob, dear.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Now, where was I? Oh, yes! Buckle up! Let's roll, Safety Squad! Everyone to the RV!
All: *cheers*
Deployment sequence for Louds and SpongeBob fans and others.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ok, guys. Let's get to work. Sandy, you're with Green, Lynn and Lucy. Lincoln, see if you can bark out your hat.
Lincoln Loud: *coughs* Ok, SpongeBob. *weak bark* Top hat! *hat flips and suddenly two flowers appear out of my hat* Only two flowers? Let me try again. *barks like a dog* *hat makes flowers appear again* Usually, I can get all those flowers out of my hat.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Now, try using your wand to create something.
Lincoln Loud: *sighs* Ok, SpongeBob. *weak bark* Wand! Get me something from the nearby food cart! *food cart starts to move towards me* *barks like a dog* Give me water!
Mr. Fussy: Don't worry, Lincoln. We've got it covered.
Little Miss Chatterbox: Yeah, here's some water for you, Lincoln. I'm glad to be of service. Helping a friend in need always makes me happy. Don't you think? I could do this all day long.
Lincoln Loud: Thanks, Miss Chatterbox. Now, if you'll excuse me. *coughs and wheezes* I'll have a drink. *drinks my water*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Drink up, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Can I have a krabby patty, please?
Little Miss Chatterbox: Sure, Lincoln. I would like one myself really. But I think I'll save it for later. Right now, I'm a helping a friend in need.
Mr. Rude: You sure you wanted a bean burger even though your throat is scratchy, Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: That's really nice of you, Mr. Rude. I'm very sure.
Mr. Rude: I couldn't have said it better myself.
Mr. Fussy: I'm very impressed with you, Mr. Rude. I'll get a bean burger for you right away, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: *coughs* Thanks, Mr. Fussy.
Little Miss Daredevil: Special krabby patty delivery for Lincoln!
Before Lincoln can make his decision, Lola barges in, and takes Lincoln into her room.
Lola Loud: Lincoln! Help me get this disgusting lizard off my bed.
Lincoln slowly tries to get the lizard off of Lola’s bed, but eventually, all of the other sisters come in, asking for Lincoln’s assistance. This leads to Lincoln to sigh in exasperation.
Mr. Fussy: I'll get another one!
Lincoln Loud: Isn't it nice to have good friends?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sure, Lincoln.
Squidward Tentacles: We'll be there for you, buddy. No matter what.
Lori Loud: Yeah, we'll be there in no time.
Lincoln Loud: That's all I wanted to hear. *coughs*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Can you try barking out your ball cannons?
Lincoln Loud: *sighs* No problem. *weak bark* Ball cannon! *the balls were fired twice* It's no good. Usually there are more balls coming out.
Yellow Rectangle: Don't worry Lincoln, you can do better.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe you're just to weak to do your magic.
Mr. Messy: Yeah, that's a total bummer. If I had a sore throat, I would rest and eat my sock cheese.
Lincoln Loud: Miss Daredevil, have you seen Mr. Fussy? I thought he said that he will quickly get me another krabby patty.
Little Miss Daredevil: I'll check on him, Lincoln. Oh, never mind. He's here.
Mr. Fussy: Oh, Lincoln. Sorry for the delay, but I have to clean up the big mess in the kitchen.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, I would do that too. *munching on bean burger*
Mr. Scatterbrain: Ha ha! Hey, Lincoln! Let me help you with your tricks.
Lincoln Loud: Wouldn't you mess it up?
Mr. Scatterbrain: No, I think I got this. Now, let me see. *clears throat* Ball cannon! *multiple balls are fired in all directions*
Yellow Rectangle: No, Mr. Scatterbrain! You activated my ball cannon. I'm shooting balls all over the place! Make it stop!
Time card reading: "Several Days Later"
French Narrator: Several days later.
The heroes, with the exception of Lily, are at the mall, shopping. As they venture around the mall, the mall patrons lay their eyes on the sisters and begins narrow their eyes on them. Eventually, the sisters are not allowed to enter their favorite stores. Feeling like something’s wrong, the sisters decide to leave. However, as they begin to head home, a bunch of citizens lays their eyes on them.
Squidward Tentacles: Why is everyone staring at us like that?
Lola Loud: Yeah, why?
Leni Loud: It’s scaring me.
Patrick Star: *gets scared* Ohhh.
Lori Loud: Let’s literally hurry up.
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, hurry up.
The heroes begin to head home faster. After walking at a fast pace for a couple moments, they begin to run home before the citizen’s stares creep them out even further.
Time card reading: "5 Minutes Later"
French Narrator: 5 minutes later.
Later, Little Miss Daredevil is working out in the RV at her house.
Little Miss Daredevil: 98.... 99.... 100.
Miss Daredevil has finished doing pushups.
Little Miss Daredevil: Mr. Bump, can you get me more water?
Mr. Bump: *arrives with a ton of water bottles* Miss Daredevil, can't you grab the water bottles yourself?
But then he gets crushed by the water bottles.
Little Miss Daredevil: I can't right now, I'm letting you do this for me.
Mr. Bump: *pokes my head out of the pile of water bottles* Why not?
Little Miss Daredevil: I have to get ready for the big event before it's too late!
Yellow Rectangle: *zips to Miss Daredevil* Miss Daredevil, there it is!
Little Miss Daredevil: What?!
Mr. Bump: What's the big rush anyway, Miss Daredevil?
Little Miss Daredevil: *does jumping jacks* I told ya, Mr. Bump... *does windmills* I have to do some exercises before I get ready.
Mr. Bump: Exercising? *hands Miss Daredevil a water bottle* Why?
Yellow Rectangle: So, what are you two doing here anyway?!
Little Miss Daredevil: *grabs the water bottle from Mr. Bump* Because we have to prepare for the big event.
Mr. Bump: Can I help you do that?
Little Miss Daredevil: *chuckles* No, silly. It's for daredevils only. *drinks from my water bottle*
SpongsBob SquarePants: Guys, you may not have noticed, but you are 100% dare-devil certified in the RV.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, what's the big deal?!
Little Miss Daredevil: *finishes drinking from my bottle and tosses it to Mr. Bump which hits him on the head* Enough chitter-chatter, guys. We don't have much time left!
Mr. Bump: Why, Miss Daredevil? When does the event begin?
Little Miss Daredevil: *jumps down, pulling down a giant calendar with a giant x on the 8th* In one week!
Mr. Bump: But Miss Daredevil, that only gives us 1, 2, 3...
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps* 168 more hours of playtime!
Lincoln Loud: *gasps*
Yellow Rectangle: It's true!
Little Miss Daredevil: You're telling me. And there's still so much stuff to do! We gotta climb some things!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Climb!
Little Miss Daredevil: We gotta jump off of stuff!
Lincoln Loud: Jump!
Little Miss Daredevil: We gotta ride!
Mr. Bump: Ride!
Patrick Star: Oh, I know! Don't forget the helmet!
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah!
Little Miss Daredevil: I wanna win that trophy!
Lincoln Loud: Wait, Miss Daredevil!
Little Miss Daredevil: *starts to cry* I can't live without that trophy!
Lincoln Loud: Miss Daredevil?
Little Miss Daredevil: What?!
Lincoln Loud: Well, I may be accident-prone, but I guess I'll help you win that trophy.
Little Miss Daredevil: Well, I'm glad, Lincoln, 'cause for the next seven days, it's gonna be you, us, and these sweatbands! *holds them up*
Time card reading: "The Next Day"
French Narrator: The next day.
Leni suddenly realizes something: they’re the enemies.
Leni Loud: Guys, I think they’re referring to us.
Luan Loud: What made you think of that?
Sandy Cheeks: Well, what would you say that?
Leni Loud: Remember last weekend how we kept asking for SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Lincoln, Miss Daredevil and Mr. Bump to assist us?
Others: Yes.
Leni Loud: Well, I just noticed that we all needed them at the same time.
The heroes think about it for a second, and they realize that they all wanted SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Lincoln, Miss Daredevil and Mr. Bump to assist them at the same time. This revelation causes them to gasp in realization.
Luna Loud: Oh, no…
Lynn Loud Jr.: We are the victims.
Sandy suddenly remembers that Lincoln had minor bloodstains on his hands.
Sandy Cheeks: *gulps* I think the person who beat up that villain person was SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Lincoln, Miss Daredevil and Mr. Bump.
All gasp even louder.
Lucy Loud: Are you sure?
Leni Loud: Just look at SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Lincoln, Miss Daredevil and Mr. Bump. I peered into his room and found him trembling and his hands having bloodstains on them.
The heroes then puzzle all the pieces together.
Lana Loud: So that’s why everybody is turning against us. We’re responsible for doing this to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Lincoln, Miss Daredevil and Mr. Bump, and now everybody has a negative view on us.
Lisa Loud: Heroes, we’ve got two things to do: apologize to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Lincoln, Miss Daredevil and Mr. Bump and figure out how to get the denizens to look at us in a better light.
Mr. Krabs: I know.
Black Rectangle: Huh?
The heroes head upstairs and approach Lincoln’s room in the RV. They open the door slightly, and notice Lincoln sleeping soundly, as well as the bloodstains on his hands. They gently close the door, and knock on it, waking Lincoln up, but rather drowsily, so as SpongeBob and Patrick.
Lincoln Loud: *gets groggily* Who is it?
Lori Loud: It’s your sisters.
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's me SpongeBob SquarePants.
Patrick Star: And Patrick Star.
Lincoln Loud: Oh, no. Is there going to be a lot of requesting involved?
White Rectangle: Dang it, I lost weight.
Luna Loud: Uh, about that.
Lola Loud: *gets frantically* We realized the error of our ways because we overwhelmed you, which lead to beating up a kid named Chandler, and that it left a horrible impact on our appearance! *quickly covers my mouth*
Squidward Tentacles: Oh yeah, *shocked* Huh?! *looks at my house and it's destroyed* My house!
Lincoln Loud: *sits myself up* Wait a minute, wait a minute. What happened after I beat up those villains?
Lord Master Lox: Plankton, let's get this show on the road.
Plankton: Yes.
French Narrator: In the RV. Everything is calm and peaceful. That is because a certain somebody is asleep. Can you guess who that is?
At the RV his house, SpongeBob's foghorn alarm clock goes off, waking him up for the day. He pops out of bed.
SpongeBob SquarePants: What a beautiful day! Isn't this great Gary?
Gary the Snail: Meow.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I can't wait to get to the Krusty Krab.
The first montage of the show comes on, showing SpongeBob getting dressed, brushing his teeth, eating breakfast, and feeding Gary all in the span of about 30 seconds. After this montage, SpongeBob heads out the door and waves at Squidward's window.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi Squidward!
Lincoln Loud: Hi
Squidward Tentacles: Go away, SpongeBob.
Lincoln Loud: Ok. See you at work.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *runs down the street*
Squidward Tentacles: Wow. I can't believe they actually left. Maybe this is my day. My house is destroyed and maybe today is my lucky da- *slips and falls down the stairs* Never mind.
Outside, SpongeBob and Lincoln are running down the street eagerly, but ends up running into the back of his best friend Patrick.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, what are you doing in the middle of the road?
Patrick Star: Waiting in line with all those guys.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah.
As they point, the camera pans to a line that seems to be at least 7 miles long.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Dear Neptune! That line must be at least 7 miles long. What's it for?
Patrick Star: I don't know. I'm just here for a Krabby Patty. That might be why the line is here.
Lincoln Loud: Maybe, 15 minutes I guess.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hold on, guys. I'll clear up the line for you.
Leni Loud: Hey guys.
8 Other Loud Sisters except Leni and Lily: Aww!
Mr. Krabs: What in the name of Neptune is going on here?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, let's split up into 5 Loud sisters. Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa, you're with them. Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Lana, Lucy and Lily, you're with us.
Squidward Tentacles: THANKS A LOT, IDIOTS!
Lincoln runs around the entire line to get to the Krusty Krab, but finds out the line isn't to the Krusty Krab, but rather to its parking lot. A stand is set up and yelling things about signups. Lincoln maneuvers his way to the front of the line.
Lincoln Loud: Excuse me man, but what are you selling at this establishment?
NASKART Representative: Oh. We aren't selling anything, boy. I am simply a representative for the National Association for Super Karts And Racing Tournaments here to tell you about our Pacific Open Tournament. We will pick 13 of the best racers to compete in a friendly competitive tournament. Would you like to sign up?
Mr. Krabs: *notices the commotion outside and comes out to inspect* Hold it. What's going on here? You're all costing me money.
NASKART Representative: Not so fast, sir. Don't jump to conclusions. What if I told you you could win a huge amount of money just by signing up and competing in our friendly tournament.
Mr. Krabs' eyes light up and turn into dollar signs after hearing the opportunity for profits.
Mr. Krabs: MONEY!!! Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme...
NASKART Representative: Hold on. Just sign your name here.
Mr. Krabs: *signs my name on a sign up sheet and runs around excitedly* WOOHOO! MONEY!!
To be continued.
=== Part 2 ===
Episode Aired: July 21, 2007
Episode Copyrighted: 2007
This episode is rated TV-G, continuing this episode in Part 2.
Episode continues from across the street, Master Lox and Plankton notice Krabs' celebration from their oversized telescope/monocular.
Lord Master Lox: Plankton, What's he doing?
Plankton: What is Krabs "yipeeing and yahooing" about now? Oh? What's all of the hubbub over there about? We might just go over there and find out.
Lord Master Lox: Well, get some shuteye.
As Master Lox and Plankton head over, which takes him a while since he's so small, SpongeBob and Lincoln reunite with Patrick, Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana and Lily at the front of the line.
Leni Loud: Aw, what happened?
Patrick Star: So what's happening over here?
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's a kart racing competition. We should sign up.
Lincoln Loud: Good idea.
Lily Loud: Poo poo.
Hearing these words from off-screen, Mrs. Puff appears to stop Lincoln.
Mrs. Puff: Oh no you don't. You don't even have a boating license.
Lincoln Loud: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
Mrs. Puff: *thinks* "Wait a minute. This is my chance. If SpongeBob crashes, I won't have to worry about him ever again!" Do it, SpongeBob. And sign me up, too.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Can do, Mrs. Puff.
Mrs. Puff leaves As SpongeBob signs both her and himself up for the racing tournament.
SpongeBob SquarePants: What about you, Patrick?
Patrick Star: Huh? What are we talking about?
Lana Loud: I fixed the engine for Miss Daredevil.
Luna Loud: Let's go, dudes!
Lucy Loud: Sigh.
Scene cuts to the snowy mountains area. Miss Daredevil is riding a sled smashing through a sign.
Little Miss Daredevil: Woo-hoo!
Sliding down the mountain so fast she is now on fire. She then rides past Larry and Sport Girl. The little miss now wears a jogging outfit and the mr. men is now riding a tricycle and holding a lollipop and paddleball. The little miss looks at him.
Larry the Lobster: Uh... I can explain.
Little Miss Daredevil: *flips in mid-air, still on fire* I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage! Woo-hoo!
Mr. Bump is wearing a helmet and riding down the mountain with his sled screaming because it went too fast. Cut to a young Mr. Men and Little Miss, building a snowman.
Female fish: Maybe, if we sing that song, he'll come to life.
Male fish: Ready?
Both: *sings* Oh, there once was a snowman...
Mr. Bump: *rides into the snowman, a musical note pops up* Life's not as extreme as you want to make it! *goes down the mountain and screams* Ahhhhhhhhh!
Female fish: Maybe we didn't sing it right.
Mr. Bump rolls into a large snowball until he crashes into a tree. After he crashed into it, stars circle around his head.
Mr. Bump: Ow. *falls to the ground*
♪Here Comes Miss Daredevil, Everyone loves Miss Daredevil. The Mr. Men Little Miss to get ready to race. Here comes Miss Daredevil, you can race with Miss Daredevil, for fun and adventure and explore the world.♪
♪Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil, go! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil, go! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil, go! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil, go!♪
♪Here Comes Miss Daredevil, Everyone loves Miss Daredevil. She is going to outer space. Here Comes Miss Daredevil, you can race with Miss Daredevil, for saying "I dare you".♪
♪Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil, go! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil, go! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil, go! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil, go!♪
♪Miss Daredevil's learning cars, planes and rockets and she wears her safety helmet and her rocket boots and racing teams, Learning to race Having fun all of the time.♪
♪Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil, go! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil, go! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil, go! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil, go!♪
♪*pitch gets higher*♪
♪Here Comes Miss Daredevil, Everyone loves Miss Daredevil. She is going to outer space. Here Comes Miss Daredevil, you can race with Miss Daredevil, The Mr. Men Little Miss to get ready to race.♪
♪Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil, go! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil, go! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil, go! Go Miss Daredevil! Go Miss Daredevil! Go, go, go, go, go Miss Daredevil, go!♪
Little Miss Daredevil: Waahooo!
Then it cuts to Miss Daredevil, Mr. Bump and other heroes standing outside of the former's house.
Mr. Bump: Whew, what a workout. *pulls out my right arm and shows its covered in bandages* I'm going to be feeling this tomorrow. *my right arm limps* Ow.
Leni Loud: Aw, poor Mr. Bump. He's got too many bandages.
Little Miss Daredevil: Hey, guys!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, Miss Daredevil!
Lana Loud: I got the engine, Miss Daredevil.
Little Miss Daredevil: Cool, what's your name?
Lana Loud: Lana Loud!
Little Miss Daredevil: Nice to meet you Lana Loud! I love your engine!
Lana Loud: Thanks!
Little Miss Daredevil: *to Mr. Bump* I got to say, I'm impressed with you, guys. You're making this the best extreme sports event ever.
Mr. Bump: Well, I'd better get home before my sister wrecks everything in my house again. *sighs as lifts up my left leg and moves it alternately with the other over to my house*
The 5 sisters and other heroes enter his room.
Luan Loud: The whole city hates us now because they perceive us as monsters due to our treatment towards you this past weekend.
Squidward Tentacles: Sounds like a moron overkill. But what were they supposed to do? They had to help you all at the same time.
Mr. Krabs: You could have just said "no thanks".
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, that’s the problem. They fear of saying “no” because if they ever deny something from you, you might just manipulate me into helping you or you might get mad.
The 5 Loud sisters look at each other is utter confusion. Mr. Krabs then places her hands on Squidward’s shoulders.
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, the only time we would respond to that is if were something important, like a family issue or a chore. We won’t get upset if it was a hobby.
Lori Loud: He’s right, Squidward. We asked you to help us because because you’re always so generous and loving towards us. We thought if you helped us, it would make you feel special, because it lets you know we appreciate your company.
The 4 other sisters remark on how Lori’s right.
Squidward Tentacles: *thinks about it for a second, and raises his head up* Well, at least half of the damage is fixed by making it sound like you feel bad for what you did to me last weekend. The other half can be fixed, but some idiots are on one condition: whoever asks me first the next time I get called to assist someone, I cannot assist another at the same time.
The 5 sisters nod their heads in agreement.
Other 5 Loud Sisters: We promise.
Squidward Tentacles: Alright. Let’s go.
Time card reading: "10 Minutes Later"
French Narrator: 10 minutes later.
Finally, Master Lox and Plankton reach the stand.
Plankton: Excuse me sir.
Lord Master Lox: So, what is going on here?
NASKART Representative: These are the signups for NASKART's Pacific Open Tournament. It's a friendly yet competitive kart racing tournament.
Plankton: But is there a prize?
Lord Master Lox: Oh, I have an idea.
NASKART Representative: Well, we don't have one decided one yet, but we've considered awarding a Golden Trophy as a prize.
Plankton: So that's what Krabs was so excited about. Well, if I win this competition that you're holding, we could assert my dominance over everybody else in all of Bikini Bottom and RULE THE WORLD!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!! We shall sign up.
NASKART Representative: That's great, sir. Just sign this waiver form here. Anybody else? Last call for tournament signups.
Lord Master Lox: Huh?!
As Plankton leaves, Sandy Cheeks arrives on the scene.
Sandy Cheeks: Y'all having a tournament? I'll sign up.
NASKART Representative: Great, ma'am. Just sign here. It's for your safety.
Sandy Cheeks: Are you saying I'm weak, that I'm not good enough for you?
NASKART Representative: No, ma'am. Just please sign the form. It's for... my safety.
Sandy Cheeks: It'd better be. For your safety. *signs the form and leaves*
Lord Master Lox: What am I gonna do.
Later, it's nighttime and Mr. Bump is sleeping in his bed. Then Miss Daredevil pushes a button which launches Mr. Bump out of his bed and into a lake. Mr. Bump is now a block of ice. Miss Daredevil jumps in and becomes a block of ice.
Yellow Rectangle: Huh?!
Leni Loud: What's going on, Miss Daredevil.
Little Miss Daredevil: Nothing like a refreshing morning dip, huh, Mr. Bump?
Mr. Bump: *shivers* W-what h-happened to s-sleeping?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ohhh!
Lincoln Loud: I can explain.
Little Miss Daredevil: *pulls down a calendar* We got plenty of rest before that! We only got three days for fun. *swims away* Well, hurry now! The giant fish like to feed at this hour!
Cuts to Mr. Bump lifting a bowling ball into a tube. Miss Daredevil blows her whistle giving the signal and Mr. Bump runs to the end and picks up a few jacks before the bowling ball hits him on his head.
Little Miss Daredevil: Isn't this great?
Mr. Bump: Yeah! I've never played extreme jacks before!
Cuts to Miss Daredevil and Mr. Bump with giant q-tips with others heroes.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, this is it!
Daredevil Rectangle: Hey guys.
Yellow Rectangle: It's the Daredevils. One is Mr. Men Show and One is Rectangle for last name.
Little Miss Daredevil: Okay, guys, this one's going to be fun. We just whack each other with these giant ear cleaners 'til one of us falls off. *lifts mine up* On your mark... get set…
Yellow Rectangle: Wait a minute. Don't forget your helmet Miss Daredevil.
Little Miss Daredevil: Oh! *puts on my helmet*
Yellow Rectangle: Okay, we're ready! You should be good to go, Miss Daredevil.
Little Miss Daredevil: On your mark... get set…
Mr. Bump: I dunno Miss Daredevil, are you sure we're supposed to be standing up here?
Little Miss Daredevil: Go! *hits Mr. Bump off a tall building*
Mr. Bump lands in a rosebush. After he gets out of the bush, Miss Daredevil rides up on a two-seated bike.
Little Miss Daredevil: Come on, Mr. Bump. We're goin' for a ride through the park!
Mr. Bump: Gee, that sounds safe! I mean, fun. *pricks out a thorn out of my head, then jumps on the bike* Okay, I'm ready!
Little Miss Daredevil: *paddles my bike fast*
Mr. Bump: I thought you said we were riding through the park, Miss Daredevil!
Little Miss Daredevil: I did, Mr. Bump, the industrial park!
Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Bump: *rides into a giant factory*
Little Miss Daredevil: This is where the real action is! *pedals on barbed wire* Let's boogie! Woo-hoo!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Look at Miss Daredevil go.
Patrick Star: Yeah!
Luna Loud: Let's rock, dudes! *plays my rock guitar*
Little Miss Daredevil: Now for the speed course. Hold on!
Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Bump: *rides through a conveyor belt with a giant crunching mouth at the end*
Little Miss Daredevil: I hope we make it!
Yellow Rectangle: Oh no, we're never gonna make it.
Daredevil Rectangle: *gasps*
SpongeBob SquarePants: LOOK OUT!
Mr. Bump: Huh?!
Bike begins to fall to the ground fast.
Mr. Bump: *screams*
Little Miss Daredevil: I'm havin' fun, too!
As they hit the ground, Mr. Bump falls to the ground, forming a hole. Miss Daredevil tosses a fishing rod on him.
Little Miss Daredevil: Wake up, slowpoke.
Scene scrolls over to show a plane.
Little Miss Daredevil: We're going fly-fishing. *rimshot*
Mr. Bump: *thinks* She's trying to kill me! Any more of these stunts and I'll be reduced to a puddle! Wait a minute, I've got to talk my way out of this! *out loud* Miss Daredevil, I think I need to tell you something.
Little Miss Daredevil: What is it?
Mr. Bump: Well, it's just that I'm feeling sort of... I just feel like maybe I need to...
Little Miss Daredevil: *puts my hand over his mouth* Hold that thought, Mr. Bump! 'Cause it's time for a classic! *holds up a piece of hay. Pantera plays again*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh.
Leni Loud: *hugs Miss Daredevil* OMGosh Miss Daredevil, I'm so excited!
Little Miss Daredevil: Oh, it's you guys! Find the hay in the needle stack! *throws it in a giant pile of needles*
Mr. Bump: Oh no.
Scene cuts to inside the needle pile where Mr. Bump is saying "ow" as he gets pricked by the needles. One needle pricks his butt and he pulls it out. Deep voice.
Mr. Bump: Ouch…
Leni Loud: *gets poked by a needle* Ow.
Lincoln Loud: *gets poked by a needle as well* Ow.
Little Miss Daredevil: Did you guys find it?
Lana Loud: Not yet.
Little Miss Daredevil: Well I'm going to look over here!
Mr. Bump: You do that. *Mr. Bump digs a hole underground then emerges*
Little Miss Daredevil: Found it, Mr. Bump!
Mr. Bump: *runs away*
Little Miss Daredevil: Come on! Best two out of three.
Mr. Bump: Gotta hide! Uh-G-Gotta hide! *looks at my house* Home? No. My sister can't keep a secret. *looks at a large rock* Under a rock? It's so original! *jumps for the rock, my bandages get stuck on a small tree branch*
Little Miss Daredevil: Mr. Bump?!
Mr. Bump: *struggles to get free and eventually does, but leaves my bandages stuck on the branch*
Little Miss Daredevil: Mr. Bump? *walks up to Mr. Bump's bandages* Where are you, blue dude? *gasps* Mr. Bump's bandages! But... but... he's always covered in bandages because of his accidents! Something terrible must have happened to him!
Yellow Rectangle: This is terrible! Mr. Bump is gone missing! What do we do now guys?
Lana Loud: I got an idea! We should find Mr. Bump!
Others: Yeah!
Lily Loud: Poo Poo.
The 5 Loud sisters and other heroes are at the mall. SpongeBob and Lincoln takes note of how all the shoppers are narrowing their eyes on the sisters.
SpongeBob SquarePants: See what we mean. Everyone in this mall practically hates us. We’re not even allowed to buy from our favorite stores.
Lincoln Loud: Well, learning from a lot of reality TV shows, people will appreciate you if you make some form of achievement, heroic action, or just being helpful.
At a safety helmet store, an employee is having trouble trying to get the display safety helmets to start up. Miss Daredevil approaches him.
Employee: Stay back, hero abuser!
Little Miss Daredevil: As a woman of rocket integrity, I’m not offended by these criticisms. Speaking of Daredevil, I think I know what I’m doing, as I wear my rocket boots and my safety helmet. *checks at each of the safety helmets*
Miss Daredevil opens up the table where the helmets and sees that some rocket boots have come loose. She quickly shuffles rocket boots around until all the safety helmets suddenly start up. This leaves the employee speechless.
Employee: Uh… I-I’m just amazed at how fast you did that.
Little Miss Daredevil: Eh, it’s a habit.
Employee: Maybe you’re not as bad as I thought. *gives Miss Daredevil a gift card* On the house.
Little Miss Daredevil: Thank you. *leaves the store*
The other heroes are amazed.
Lincoln Loud: Just like that, and you’ll regain everyone's respect in no time.
Leni Loud: Yay!
Just then, Squidward arrives for work.
Mr. Krabs: MISTER SQUIDWARD!!! You're 4 1/2 hours late. What's the holdup? Your punishment is to sign up for this racing thing these gentlemen that will be giving me money are putting on.
Squidward Tentacles: *sighs* Fine. Whatever. It's better than raising my breathing fee again. *notices SpongeBob, Patrick, Red, Yellow, Blue, Pink, Daredevil, Miss Daredevil, Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana and Lily standing by the stand while signs up* What are you imbeciles doing here?
Lincoln Loud: We're signing up for this friendly racing tournament.
Squidward Tentacles: Haha. You won't last two minutes on whatever track you're on.
SpongeBob SquarePants: We'll see about that. Right, Patrick?
Patrick Star: What?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sign up for the tournament.
Patrick Star: What tournament?
Little Miss Daredevil: Guys do a sign up quickly.
Leni Loud: *gasps in shock* We're gonna be late at the tournament!
NASKART Representative: Last call for sign ups.
Lincoln Loud: PATRICK!
Patrick Star: What?
NASKART Representative: 5!...
Little Miss Daredevil: Sign up now.
Patrick Star: Sign up for What?
NASKART Representative: 4!...
SpongeBob SquarePants: The tournament. Sign up for it!
Patrick Star: Why?
NASKART Representative: 3!...
Lincoln Loud: JUST DO IT, PATRICK!
Patrick Star: What do I have to Sign?
NASKART Representative: 2!...
Leni Loud: This. Now write your name on the line.
Lana Loud: Yeah.
Patrick Star: Wait. Hold on.
NASKART Representative: 1!...
Lincoln Loud: HURRY UP, PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick Star: Hold on a minute. Let me get my glasses on.
Time card reading: "The Next Day"
French Narrator: The next day.
Lincoln wakes up, and hears a thud outside. He opens the door, and sees it’s the newspaper. He picks up the newspaper, takes off the plastic bag, and discovers....
Lincoln Loud: Guys! You made the front page!
The sisters pop out of their rooms, and look at the paper Lincoln is holding. It turns out they really did make the front page of the newspaper, with the headline reading “HEROES SUPPORT SHOPPERS”
Lincoln Loud: *reads* “I went to the mall today to see if I can get the latest scoop on anything new. Well, today turned out to be one of the most supportive. Heroes were at the Mall, helping around. I also spotted a young boy sitting next to a sign that said “Go Heroes!” If I’m correct, the heroes I spotted helping around were the siblings that recently became pariahs throughout all of Royal Woods. To me, them helping around the mall might disregard that statement. After seeing these ten girls make such contributions, you might want to look at them a little differently. They’re not so bad.”
Once Lincoln was done reading, the sisters were smiling widely, since they know that they’re no longer outcasts. They quickly engage in a group hug with Lincoln, since he helped them feel better.
Luna Loud: Thanks for saving our butts, bro!
Luan Loud: Yeah! Who knew you had so much in “store”. *laughs*
Lincoln Loud: Yeah. I’m just glad things are back to normal for this family.
Time card reading: "2 Days Later"
French Narrator: 2 days later.
Scene cuts to her speaking to almost all of the other Heroes.
Little Miss Daredevil: Alright, listen up, y'all! I'm rounding up a search party! Mr. Bump's gone missing!
Little Miss Whoops: My brother's gone? But he was such great big brother to me.
Yellow Rectangle: But he was my friend.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Don't worry, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: But how?!
Pink Rectangle: *sighs* He's stuck on a tree branch.
Mr. Happy: What do lifeboats have to do with... nevermind.
Little Miss Daredevil: Alpha Team, you search uptown, Gold Team searches downtown. Any questions?
Mr. Noisy: *shouts through my megaphone which causes Mr. Quiet to cover his ears* Gold Team rules!
Little Miss Daredevil: Now get movin'!
Leni Loud: Um, SpongeBob and Lincoln?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: We don't have much time, Leni.
Leni Loud: But, what about--
SpongeBob SquarePants: *grabs Leni*
Little Miss Whoops: *puts a Lost poster with a picture of her older brother*
Little Miss Daredevil: Mr. Bump?
Cuts to Miss Daredevil and the search party.
Little Miss Daredevil: Someone look up there! *pops out of a sewer* Put your doors, and friends into it!
Cuts to searching in a beachside full of mud volcanos.
Little Miss Daredevil: Come on! He could be anywhere in these mud pots!
Little Miss Whoops: *looks in a pot* Are you in there big brother?
A splash of mud hits her in the face.
Little Miss Whoops: Whoops.
Lucy Loud: Miss Whoops, What in the imbecile are you doing here?!
Little Miss Whoops: I'm trying find Mr. Bump, but he's not there.
Little Miss Daredevil: Check in this cave here!
Mr. Nervous walks in looking for Mr. Bump. Then he runs out of the cave as bats fly out.
Mr. Nervous: Gahhhh!! Bats!!!!
Little Miss Daredevil: Status report!
Mr. Fussy: *covered in sticky leaves* He's not in the sticky leaf patch.
Little Miss Daredevil: Well, look again!
Little Miss Naughty: *covered in leeches* He's not at the leech farm.
Lana Loud: Well, he's not there.
Little Miss Daredevil: Well, look again!
Mr. Grumpy: He's not in my thoughts.
Blue Rectangle: Uh uh.
Red Rectangle: We don't see him.
Little Miss Daredevil: Well, think again!
Cuts to Miss Daredevil talking into a megaphone.
Little Miss Daredevil: Attention, residents of the time has come to double, no, triple our efforts!
Mr. Grumpy: How about a break?! We've been at it for days!
Mr. Tickle: Think about tickling! *wiggles my long arms*
Little Miss Daredevil: That's a good idea! Use her long arms to crawl into small places you couldn't normally reach.
Mr. Tickle: Okay. *tickles Miss Giggles which causes her to giggle*
Little Miss Daredevil: I saw that! No one's going anywhere until we find Mr. Bump!
Lincoln Loud: Us?!
Mr. Nosey: Uh... uh, wait! *picks up Mr. Small* Uh, here he is!
Little Miss Daredevil: That ain't Mr. Bump, he's covered in bandages!
Mr. Nosey: *wraps my small friend up in bandages*
Luna Loud: I have an idea! Let's find Mr. Bump!
Mr. Small: *crosses his arms* You'll never learn!
Little Miss Daredevil: No you're not!
Little Miss Sunshine: *holds up a first aid kit* I found Mr. Bump!
Little Miss Daredevil: That's just a first aid kit. Besides, he's blue.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah.
Patrick Star: We must find him.
Mr. Messy: Uh... here he is! *holds up a blue egg* Hey, can I go home now?
Little Miss Daredevil: *becomes annoyed*
Little Miss Curious: *points up* Oh, look! He's up in the sky!
Miss Daredevil happily looks up, but Mr. Bump's not in the sky.
Little Miss Daredevil: He's not...huh?
Miss Daredevil looks like everyone is gone.
Little Miss Daredevil: They must have gone to search some more. *continues searching for Mr. Bump* Mr. Bump, where are you?! *lifts up a tree* You under there?! *lifts up another tree* Nope! *lifts up a house where Fred the Fish is under the house and drops it*
Fred Rechid: *offscreen* MY LEG!
Little Miss Daredevil: *lifts up another house* Mr. Bump?! *lifts up another house* Nope! *lifts up another house* Nope! *lifts up another house* Nope! Mr. Bump, where are you?!
Everyone is looking at Miss Daredevil.
Mr. Rude: THAT GIRL'S GONE CRAZY!
Little Miss Bossy: BUT SHE'LL NEVER LOOK UNDER A ROCK!
Lola Loud: YEAH, IT WAS MISS DAREDEVIL AND SHE WILL PAY! GET HER!
Little Miss Daredevil: *feels shocked, gasps*
Yellow Rectangle: Miss Daredevil, what's wrong?
Little Miss Daredevil: I can't find Mr. Bump.
Mr. Bump: *laughs* You said it! Miss Daredevil will never find us!
Others: *glares at Mr. Bump*
Mr. Bump: Hey, what do you think you're doing!
Lola Loud: Taking out to the dump!
Others: *throws him out*
Mr. Bump: Hey, wait, You don't understand!
Mr. Grumpy: *pops out from under the rock* Oh, look, it is, Mr. Bump, out here in the open.
Little Miss Daredevil: *turns around* Guys?
Mr. Bump: *screams in horror* C'mon, let me back in! You don't understand!
Little Miss Daredevil: *hugs the other heroes* Oh, guys, I was so worried! I thought something terrible happened! *grabs their arms* Come on. There's just enough time to go atom smashing.
Miss Daredevil runs but the other Heroes are not moving.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Miss Daredevil, wait!
Lincoln Loud: How do we catch up.
Lana Loud: It's taking care of.
Yellow Rectangle: There it is! Plan C!
Little Miss Daredevil: There's no time to wait! Extreme Sports Event! *pulls on Mr. Bump's arm*
Mr. Bump: Miss Daredevil, you've got to make time! This is important!
Little Miss Daredevil: *lets go of Mr. Bumps's arm*
Mr. Bump: I...am accident prone! *hits himself on the head with a rock* Okay, Miss Daredevil, I...I...I...I...I can't play with you anymore! I just can't take the games! They're tearing me apart! *holds onto Miss Daredevil's legs crying* There, I said it! Now just promise you can't hurt me. Please, Miss Daredevil? This isn't easy, I...
He notices Miss Daredevil has fallen asleep.
Mr. Bump: Miss Daredevil? *chuckles a little* I never thought I'd say it, but naptime always comes after a workout!
Yellow Rectangle: I'm listening!
Mr. Bump: *falls asleep*
*It says “THE END” Episode ends*
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