The Avengers (Marvel;Re)/Issue 5 (Coolot1)

This is issue five of Thor's plot of The Avengers.
== Transcript ==
Begins with Thor playing CastleDay while eating a Waitress Brand Sponge Cake. The Avengers and Wong stare at him.
* Carol: Your brother is out there in Jessica Jones' body and you are playing a Battle Royale game?
* Thor: Yes. I just need to warm up my powers. Did you know they just added Spider-Boy to the game?
* Brian: For the sake of Buddha...
* Rick: You're a buddhist?
* Brian: Nope!
Wanda just walks to the TV and unplugs it. Thor hisses.
* Wanda: We have a situation. Don’t play this stupid game.
* Thor: Fine. Only for you Wanda!
* Eros: Only for her? You are a bloody Avenger for crying out loud.
* Thor: Eh good point.
* Wong: So... where is your brother?
* Thor: I have no idea. We should maybe check the Avengers wave and see if there is any insane woman with horns causing chaos.
They do. While scrolling they see a person who is probably Jessica/Loki in a bar fight at Josie's Bar.
* Carol: Of course Loki decided to go to one of the most infamous criminal bars.
At the bar Jessica/Loki is fighting Eduardo Lobo and the Scarecrow. The Avengers then come.
* Lobo: Crap! It's Thor and his Beauty Squad!
* Brian: What did you just call us?!
Brian charges at Lobo as Loki/Jessica just laughs.
* Loki/Jessica: Ah I just love good ol' chaos.
* Thor: Avengers! Take down the two criminals. Me and Wong will hunt after Loki.
* Loki/Jessica: In your dreams!
He/she runs off as Thor and Wong give chase.
* Loki/Jessica: Just give up! It's not like this beautiful body is irreplaceable!
* Thor: I made her a promise! A promise that nothing like her tenure working for the Purple Man will never happen again! I had failed her.
* Loki/Jessica: That's sad.... psych!
* Wong: ...You're not funny.
* Loki/Jessica: No... you just have a low enough IQ to not understand my humor.
* Wong: I trained under the Ancient One! I read various ancient scriptures! I helped teach Doctor Strange all of his tricks! I could easily beat Strange if I want to! It's either that you are winning or...
* Thor: You have a low enough IQ to not see this attack happen.
* Loki/Jessica: What attack?
He/she turns and sees Thor behind him as he knocks him or her out. Thor then whistles as his two goats come.
* Thor: Put her on a goat and lead her to the Avengers HQ. I need to go to Josie's.
Wong nods and goes as Thor arrives in Josie's as both Lobo and Scarecrow are knocked out.
* Thor: Boys and girls... it's time we get Jessica back.
They nod and walk off in a cool fashion as the bartender walks out of the bathroom and sees the knocked out Lobo and Scarecrow.
* Bartender: Maybe I shouldn't have fu-
Issue ends.Category:Marvel;Re