Jesus, Mary & Joseph

Jesus, Mary & Joseph
It's the worst story ever told!
Season: 11 Episode: 08
Total Episode Count: 196
Prod. no.: 10ACX07
Featuring: 
*SpongeBob SquarePants as Joseph
*Sandy Cheeks as The Virgin Mary
*Plankton as Jesus Christ
*Carter Cheeks as King Herod
*Fred, John, Tom as The Three Wisemen: Melchior, Gaspar, and Balthasar
*Patrick Star as the Drummer Boy
*Pearl Krabs as the Sea Mule
*Squidward Tentacles as Robbie
*Ryan Reynolds as the Overweight Guy
*Consueela as Virginity Coach
*Billy as The Angel
Also Appearing: Dr. Forrest
Plot: As the gang perpares for Christmas by decorating their coarl, Pearl finds an ornament of the manger and SpongeBob tells the story of Christmas.
Joseph and his friend Robby spot Mary in their village and Joseph introduces himself to her. After many dates, Joseph is annoyed by Mary's reluctance to have sex who admits she feels like there is something special intended for her. While working with the guys, Mary comes and asks to have a word with Joseph later. At her house, Mary tells her that God has blessed her with his child and she is pregnant. She tells of a visit by an angel who told her to prepare and Joseph accepts this.
Back at the house, SpongeBob and the gang call his Aunt Helen although the call dosen't go well and SpongeBob returns to the story.
On the way to Bethlehem, Joseph is skeptical about the baby. Elsewhere, three wise men recieve a message and head to Bethlehem themselves. As Joseph and Mary arrive in town, the three wise men cross the desert. They stop at King Herod's palace for water and tell of traveling to shee the messiah. Herod decides to protect his title by killing the child. At an inn, they are unable to get a room until Mary's water breaks.
In the manger, Mary ponders what to call the new child until the angel takes their list to God who stumbles onto an idea from the angel. The wise men argue on the way as they thinl they are following a plane and the doctor tells of a near close call with another messiah. The wise men arrive with their gifts as the savior is born. With the drummer boy and the entire group is assembled as King Herod arrives. Plankton as Jesus creates a fighter that destroys Herod as SpongeBob finishes his story. A pregnant couple arrives telling of their car breaking down and seeking aid but are given the cold shoulder by the gang who threaten to call the cops.
==Cutaways==
#Two turtledoves
#Mud hut
#Virginity coach
#Greek oracle
#Visit from an Angel
#Ben Him & Ben Her
#Cheesy name story
#Real lemon
==Trivia==
*This is the third Christmas episode of Family Sponge, after "A Very Special Family Sponge Freakin' Christmas" and "Road to the North Pole".
==Rating==
TV-14: DLSV
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