Anyone Else

thumb|right|335 pxAnyone Else is the eighth track on The Yellow Album. It is sung by Bart and Lisa. It was written by Lisa Angelle and John Boylan.
==Lyrics==
:Lisa:
:Hey, what are you hiding
:Under that funny hair?
:I know the lights are on,
:But there's nobody there.
:I need a new life.
:I need a new next of kin.
:So, I've got news for you.
:Brother, I'm trading you in...
:Lisa and Back-Up Singers:
:For anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
:Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
:Lisa:
:Somebody who'd be a friend in need,
:Somebody who would care about me.
:Lisa and Back-Up Singers:
:Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
:(Bart whistles to get Lisa's attention)
:Bart:
:Hey, Little Miss Perfect,
:Who made you the queen?
:Who said it was cool
:To be so squeaky clean?
:Aw, man.
:I need a playmate,
:Someone who knows how to have some fun.
:So I've got news for you,
:Sister, your time has come.
:Your time has come!
:Bart and Back-Up Singers:
:Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
:Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
:Bart:
:Somebody who's got a radical mind,
:Over the edge and way out of line.
:Bart and Back-Up Singers:
:Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
:Lisa:
:Gonna trade you in.
:Hmmmmmm, yeah.
:I'm gonna trade you in.
:You know you're too much to take,
:You're completely deranged.
:I'd sell you for a dime
:And give nine cents change.
:Bart:
:I wouldn't take any money.
:That's a losing bet.
:I'd trade you in
:For anyone I could get.
:Lisa:
:Anything I could get!
:Bart:
:Anytime I could get it!
:Lisa:
:Anywhere I could get it!
:Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:
:Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
:Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
:Bart:
:Somebody who'd be a friend in need.
:Lisa:
:Somebody who would care about me!
:Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:
:Anyone else in the whole wide world...
:Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
:Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
:Bart:
:Somebody who'd be a friend in need.
:Lisa:
:Somebody who would care about me!
:Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:
:Anyone else in the whole wide world...
:Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
:(song fades)
Category:Songs
Category:Songs by Bart
Category:Songs by Lisa