Moses the Gacha Animator Movie (2035 film)/Transcript

== Chapter 1: Moses’ Birthday! ==
UNIVERSAL PICTURES
Minion: (flying around laughing) Oh, ohhh. Oh, bella. (gets electrocuted by the logo) (lands on floor)
ILLUMINATION
Minion: (weakly): Illumination.
Sesom: HA! Idiots.
(Lunime Logo)
[“Uptown Funk” playing]
Universal Pictures presents
An Illumination Entertainment animated film
In association with Lunime
Moses: Ey, ey, ey!!! Hey, Mia, pass me another fruit punch, please.
Mia: You got it, Mosy.
Moses: Nice! (drinks)
Old Mary: Here’s more fruit punch, Anthony Moose.
Anthony Moose: Thanks, pal!
Moses: Oh, man. It’s my 27th birthday and not a single catastrophe has occurred. I could get used to this. 🎵 It’s about time that you’d my name 🎵 A new spotlight to the fame 🎵 Hit it, Mia! Show them the game 🎵 2008 is the moment that I came 🎵 My name is Moses 🎵 Her name is Mia 🎵 She would like a little game 🎵 Of some trivia 🎵
Mia: 🎵 Yeah, I know this is a song 🎵 But what can possibly go wrong? 🎵 Yeah! 🎵
MOSES THE GACHA ANIMATOR MOVIE
ED HELMS / ALESSIA CARA
Old Mary: 🎵 My name is Old Mary, this is my bestie, Anthony Moose 🎵 Her favorite game as a kid was Duck, Duck, Goose! 🎵
Anthony Moose: 🎵 Yes, indeed, that is true, Old Mary 🎵 At least none of my friends act like a rotten blueberry 🎵
ANYA TAYLOR-JOY / KIM KARDASHIAN
Sarah: 🎵 My name is Sarah, and this is my sister, Kat! 🎵
Kat: 🎵 We are like twins, so well, that’s that 🎵
ALYSON STONER
Jacob: 🎵 My name is Jacob! 🎵
Jacie: 🎵 And my name’s Jacie! 🎵
Benjamin: 🎵 What’s even worse than having RABIES?! 🎵
BEN SCHWARTZ / SELENA GOMEZ / CRAIG ROBINSON / CHRIS PRATT / JANE KRAKOWSKI
Shy Guy: 🎵 Oh, I know something even worse than rabies 🎵 An even worse thing that traumatizes babies 🎵
with KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY
Shy Guy: 🎵 This fight has only begun! 🎵 For the first time, I’ll say I won! 🎵 😈😈😈
and IDRIS ELBA
== Chapter 2: A Hater’s Ultimate Plan ==