Austin Powers

Austin Powers is a character who appears in: Adongralo.
An international Man of Mystery.
==Appearance==
He looks like Austin Powers.
==Synopsis==
===History===
He served as a member of the British Intelligence for a great deal of time, where he got his trusty Penis Armour but eventually decided to retire in Quango to become a blacksmith and to observe hammer tests, often going to Pop World to beat up the security. Over time he lost his mojo.
===Adongralo - Chapter 10: Dilemma at Pop World===
Powers was telling an old lady asking for spare coal that he has "lost his mojo and his coal, baby!", because of the magic storm coming over Double Dinky. A witch called Sakura asked for a suit of armour, but Powers only had his phallic armour that responded to his mojo, which she didn't want. She then asked for a hammer, but didn't have a license, so she took a test: she passed her theory and failed her practical, so she needed to book another one at a later time. Later, Powers observed Paaaadington's hammer test and passed; to celebrate, everyone went to Pop World as soon as it opened and partied, until Austin Powers showed up and started beating the security team up again. Suddenly, a man shouted that The Government, was at the door, so everyone looked in shock and the music stopped, but it was just a guy called The Government telling everyone that some knights had come with blankets and coal, so everyone rushed out to get some. Billiot, Bryeek, Sakura, and the Meg went out to find the people of Quango crowding around some knights handing out blankets and coal, so Sakura "freeze rayed" her way to the front of the crowd and took a blanket and piece of coal from a knight. An old man dressed like a 15-year-old shouted out, "the supplies are nowhere near sufficient enough and you're just trying to save face to other countries while denying the existence of the Umbra Ignis Stone that has clearly been proven to exist!" A knight denied the existence of the stone, which caused an uproar among the crowd and Sakura froze that knight for no reason too, which caused the knights to get hostile. Sakura began freeze raying them all, until a large knight walked up and counter-freeze rayed her. The four Bognin Ballers were under attack by a group of knights, but fortunately, Austin Powers was near by and ready to help, baby; in his penis armour, he started judo chopping all the knights in a glorious display, leaving the party with just eight knights to fight. Bryeek punched Sakura, freeing her from the ice and smashing her into a knight, so hard his head came off. The fight was intense and the four took considerable damage, but were able to kill the majority of the knights. Billiot the Idiot tried slashing at the general, but his blade bounced off, due to his own weakness, causing him to get grabbed and thrown into Bryeek who managed to catch him, before sharing a passionate kiss with him. Retaliating, Billiot the Idiot tried to shoot him down with his bow and arrow, managing to pierce through his helmet and hit him between the eyes. Somehow it wasn't lethal and the knight stood there with an arrow in his head; he took it off to reveal his hardened ice skin. His name was Mr. Freeze and he said, "Ice to meet you!", before running off, seeing his knights had been defeated by just five people, bellowing, "stay cool!" as a final message. Billiot questioned if what they did was the right thing to do, since all the knights were doing was providing warmth to these people, but Bryeek and Sakura retorted that AKAB (All Knights Are Bad) was alive and well. Quango gave the Bognin Ballers a place to stay for the knight, since they hated the knights and still got the blankets and coal from them anyway. In the morning, they discovered that a bounty had been placed on Billiot, Bryeek, Sakura, the Meg, and Austin Powers' heads by the Double Dinky authorities - much to Bo Jangles' dismay for wanting a clean slate in a new country. Austin Powers agreed to help them get to the king's castle (now that "the last straw had been drawn at Pop World"), so that they could ask about this Umbra Ignis Stone and whether the king was actually causing the storm. On their way there, they were stopped by a man with glasses who asked if they were the Bognin Ballers. Sakura freeze rayed him, as he was taking something out of his jacket pocket, only to find out it was a letter. It was from the leader of the resistance, who was also a charity worker for orphan kids. It detailed how he wanted to get the Bognin Ballers' help in taking down the monarchy and using the Umbra Ignis Stone to finally rid their country of this cruel storm, so they unfroze the messenger, who was one half of the brothers Grimsby, and let him lead them back to their resistance camp.
===Adongralo - Chapter 11: Real Steel===
Nobby led the Bognin Ballers to the resistance camp, where the other half of the Brothers Grimsby is, Sebastian Graves. Graves welcomes the Bognin Ballers and shows the wanted posters for Billiot, Bryeek, Sakura, The Meg, and Austin Powers, telling them that he appreciates that they’re “sticking it to the man” for hiding the truth from non-magic users. Graves tells the party that he wants to join forces and get the Umbra Ignis Stone to stop the storm; they agree and stay the night at the camp. The next day, Billiot, Bryeek, and Sakura returned from a mission, set to them by Sebastian Graves, telling them not to storm the castle, but they didn't believe their story that the folk hero Felicity Shagwell was actually a member of the Black Knight Gang, so they assumed that they were government spies all along, so they kicked them out. Wanting to stop the Black Knight Gang, they decided that the only thing they could do now was try to warn the king about what they had learned.
===Adongralo - Chapter 12: Grimsby Brothers vs. Royal Army! The Battle will be in Dr. Evil's Secret Lair!===
The following morning, after preparations, Austin Powers continued to lead the Bognin Ballers to Dr. Evil's Secret Lair, hoping to get there before the Grimsby Brothers, but they were suddenly stopped within the forests just before it by two familiar faces: Kallian McCain, the ranger of the Black Knight Gang and the man who killed Elred Cockamamie-Jones, and next to him, Xi Men, the mad druid from the Himalayas and Hua Men's brother. McCain threatened to kill all of the Bognin Ballers to get to the remaining members of the Adverse Occult, but they were prepared to take that risk, until Bo Jangles whispered to Billiot, Sakura, and Bryeek, telling them that they didn't have the time to spend fighting them both, so they should choose to leave some units there to fight them, while the rest rush to Dr. Evil's secret lair. Despite not truly wanting to leave anyone behind, they knew it was for the best, so Hong Kong Phooey stayed, wanting revenge for his fallen friend, Elred, with Alex Jones, who didn't want to run away anymore. Alongside them were, Gregory Smith the Colour Blind Ghost, Phil Mitchell, Joey Essex, and Austin Powers.
===Adongarlo - Chapter 13: Deadpool===
The Druid and the Ranger effortlessly killed Gregory Smith the Colour Blind Ghost, Phil Mitchell, and Joey Essex and had wounded Alex Jones, Hong Kong Phooey, and Austin Powers. The Ranger called Alex Jones "anti-future", prompting him to go on a massive rant, where he called out the Black Knight Gang for all their crimes like starting war in Double Dinky, but McCain shot him in the face with a flame arrow to shut him, enraging Austin Powers and Hong Kong Phooey. The final four combatants were locked in combat and McCain managed to land a finishing blow on Powers
== Powers & Abilities ==
=== Mojo ===
A combination of Austin’s life force and libido, Austin’s mojo is the source of his power. With it, Austin is the world’s greatest lover, capable of seducing and pleasuring any woman he desires. It also boosts his self-confidence and spy skills. However, without his mojo, not only does Austin’s confidence and spy skills get diminished, but he also loses his powerful sexual prowess and is rendered impotent. His Penis Armour responds directly to his mojo and gives him greater strength, the more Mojo he has.
=== Austin Vision ===
Austin can accurately redraw an image instantly with photographic realism.
==Gallery==
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