Dexter Grif

Dexter Grif is a loser on Red Team that has nothing better to do than eat, sleep, and sleep. He was positioned in Blood Gulch for several years, but eventually went on a bunch of wacky adventures because of events that interfered with his sleeping schedule. Among other things, he watched while his friends defeated a rogue Artificial Idiocy unit, he pretended to help take down a major conspiracy, and he took over Germany with a big bomb in order to write laws saying he didn't have to do work.
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