Café Clip 16

What do minifigures eat? Ha, like we'll ever get around to that here...
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Emmet: ...and then I said, "What do you mean I owe you a dollar?".
Audience: Hahahaha!
Sue Montana: Alright, it's time for our next comedian. His name is...
Curtis Bolt: My name!
Sue Montana: That's true.
Curtis Bolt: So when do I tell my joke?
Sue Montana: Whenever you want.
Curtis Bolt: Knock knock.
Emmet: Oh, hold on, I'll get the door.
Emmet walks over to the door of the cafeteria and opens it.
Emmet: Hm. No one's here.
Sue Montana: That's strange. Alright, you can tell your joke now.
Curtis Bolt: Knock knock.
Emmet: Oh, someone else is at the door!
Emmet walks over to the door again, and opens the door again.
Emmet: Strange. This must be a magical disappearing door.
Sue Montana: Alright, let's get back on track. Tell your joke.
Curtis Bolt: KNOCK KNOCK!
Emmet: Yikes, there's an angry person at the door!
Curtis Bolt: THIS IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY.
Emmet: How can innocent people being stuck on the other side of doors ever be funny?
Curtis Bolt: No one's knocking on the door! This is a knock knock joke!
Audience: Oh...
Sue Montana: Well, go ahead.
Curtis Bolt: Knock knock.
Emmet gets up, turns towards the door and then remembers that it's a joke.
Emmet: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Curtis Bolt: I haven't finished the joke yet.
Emmet: Oh.
Curtis Bolt: Knock knock.
Cricket cricket.
Curtis Bolt: Fine. I'll say the entire joke. Knock knock? Who's there. Curtis. Curtis who?
Emmet: Curtis Bolt!
Curtis Bolt: No, Curtis - Wait, never mind, it is Curtis Bolt.
Emmet: Is the joke over now?
Curtis Bolt: Yes.
Emmet: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!
Knock knock.
Audience: Groan... Not another joke...
Knock knock.
Emmet: I'm so excited for this joke!
Curtis Bolt: This time it's the door.
Emmet: The door can speak?!
Sue Montana opens the door. Sensei Wu is standing on the other side.
Sensei Wu: Have I come to the right place?
Sue Montana: What is the right place?
Sensei Wu: I'm looking for the comedy night that's being held in the cafeteria? The brochure said it would be "First-Come, First-Serve" in terms of seats.
Sue Montana: Come on in! You can meet all of the comedians we have here. There's Emmet, and Curtis, and K9-Bot...
Sensei Wu: You're entire audience is formed from comedians?
Sue Montana: All the others have gone missing.
Sensei Wu: Tell me about it!
K9-Bot: Why did the cat eat the mouse? Because it was jealous of the dog.
Sue Montana: Some day we'll find a good joke.
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