The Competitive Leftovers Sketch

In the Competitive Leftovers Sketch from Episode 35 we hear the broadcast of the the World Championships for Competitive Leftovers. Host, Greenman Burrows talks to former champion Aaron Spins about competitors Schneider Beanly and Max Dinaman who are competing in a heat.
In the sport of Competitive Leftovers, competitors attempt to eat ‘risky’ foods such as calamari that has been left out, without getting sick.  In the heat Norwegian Schneider Beanly is disqualified after eating dog food, leaving Dinaman to ‘thumb’ semi-defrosted chicken into his anus as a victory celebration.
See also: Competitive Monopoly.
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