The Noise

==Summary==
The Noise is very unlike the preceding bosses. Instead of having food physiology, he is a small, hyperactive humanoid with overflowing chaotic energy. The Noise doesn't have much to do with pizza either. He holds an adamant hatred for pizza, and prefers candy.Pizza Tower Wiki; The Noise Despite the conflict between The Noise, his environment, and peers he finds himself in company with (notably taking The Vigilante's farm by force), he still seems loyal to Pizzaface for most of the game like the other bosses. What matters most is that of all the enemies in the game, he is arguably the most opposite to Peppino, with the only possible contender for that distinction being the main antagonist.
==Powers and Stats==
Tier: At least 
Name: The Noise, Theodore Noise 
Origin: Pizza Tower
Gender: Male 
Age: Unknown 
Classification: Mascot of N-TV
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Regeneration (Mid-Low; Regrew a missing toothPizza Tower - Pizzaface Fight in a short amount of time), Acrobatics (Capable of unusual feats of acrobatics and athleticsPizza Tower - Vacation Resort, Boss Arena like most of the main cast. Arguably the most proficient of the bosses given his various paraphernalia pertaining to athletics), Afterimage Creation (Movement and attacks are fast enough to create multi-colored afterimages), Hammerspace, Vehicular Mastery (Two of his main attacks involve a skateboard, and a pogo stick), Weapon Proficiency (Uses many variations of explosives and other weapons), Flight (His Jetpack provides him with means to take to the sky and onto his Noise-faced hot air balloon), Vibration Manipulation (Capable of doing so with his Noise Crusher), Explosion Manipulation (Uses various types of bombs, including a bomb that can bounce in a way similar to his pogo stick, and a bomb that acts as a temporary clone of himself), Teleportation (Poofs into view as soon as his clone explodes), Non-Physical Interaction (His minigun should share similar qualities to The Vigilante and Peppino's guns)
Attack Potency: At least Small Building level+ (Could fight on par with Peppino)
Speed: Massively Hypersonic (Able to keep up with Peppino, who can move at speeds comparable, yet slower than natural lightning from simply walkingPizza Tower - Western District, Oregano Desert)
Lifting Strength: Unknown 
Striking Strength: At least Small Building level+ (Can physically harm Peppino with his punches and nails)
Durability: At least Small Building level+ (Can take on many attacks from Peppino, including his higher stages of Mach Run)
Stamina: Superhuman (Could get into a serious fight with Peppino, and wasn't going to stop fighting him until Noisette intervened)
Range: Standard Melee Range, Tens of Meters with Noise Crusher
Standard Equipment: Skateboard, Pogo Stick, Bat, Noise Crusher, Jetpack, Hot Air Balloon, Noise Bombs
*Optional Equipment: Noiseys, Minigun
Intelligence: Likely Above Average (In spite of his personality and mannerisms, The Noise is shown to have many skills. He is an effective trickster, particularly in combat. He displays proficiency with explosives, sports equipment, and his flying machines in a fight, easily mixing up and matching them for attacks. He has an 'N-TV' building with recording equipment and a crew, suggesting he maintains quite a TV presence as both manager and the main actor. It is also implied that he ran his TV business in tandem with the farm he took from The Vigilante up until Peppino accidently burnt said farm to the groundThe Bad, The Ugly, and The Even Uglier). 
Standard Tactics: He is constantly on the move, rarely staying in one place for more than a few seconds. Similarly, his attack patterns are entirely random, unlike the other bosses. Often likes to fake out his opponent, and similarly attacks in ways most would consider cheap.
Weaknesses: Despite his random behavior, he does not mix up fake-out attacks in combat. An opponent is unlikely to fall for any of his tricks more than once because of this. Besides getting stunned, he will willingly become vulnerable for a few seconds to taunt his opponent after any given attack during a fight as well.
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
NewMove.gif|The Noise's Skateboard Attack
SkateBORDTHROW.gif|The Noise's Skateboard Kick
Wouldn'tThatbeFunBetterOne.gif|The Noise's Pogo Stick Attack
NOISECRUSHER (1).gif|The Noise's Noise Crusher
We don't know.gif|The Noise's Jetpack Dash
JETPACKEXPLOSION.gif|The Noise's Jetpack Explosion
EdenGardenNoiseStage.gif|The Noise's Hot Air Balloon
IT'SATRAPP.gif|the Noise's Fakeout Taunt
*Skateboard: The Noise rides his skateboard across the ring, occasionally jumping. He will bounce off a wall if he leaps onto one. When the Noise balloon knocks away the cameramen and blocks the view of every other active camera in the distance, The Noise stops fooling around and will kick his skateboard towards his opponent after finishing his usual Skateboardattack, which would force his opponent into uncontrollably riding it to the other side of the arena.
*Pogo Stick: The Noise will jump around his opponent on a pogo stick and drop a bouncing bomb to follow them. The bomb will explode after a short while or when it makes contact with the opponent or a wall. When the Noise balloon knocks away the cameramen and blocks the view of every other active camera in the distance, The Noise stops fooling around and will propel himself into the air before slamming the Noise Crusher into the ground after finishing the Pogo Stick attack, creating a shockwave that must be jumped over in order to avoid.
*Jetpack Dash: With a jetpack, The Noise launches himself towards his opponent. After hitting a wall, he will spin and bounce around the room until he starts taunting. The more this attack is used, the more The Noise bounces around the walls and floor. When the Noise balloon knocks away the cameramen and blocks the view of every other active camera in the distance, The Noise stops fooling around and his jetpack will explode after finishing his usual Jetpack attack, damaging anyone nearby.
*Hot Air Balloon: The Noise flies upward and boards his Noise-faced hot air balloon. The balloon glides in a back-and-forth motion while dropping bombs onto The Noise's opponent, before jumping out and ground-pounding above his opponent. When the Noise balloon knocks away the cameramen and blocks the view of every other active camera in the distance, The Noise stops fooling around and will drop an explosive replica of himself before ground-pounding his opponent.
==Gallery==
Pizza Tower OST - Pumpin’ Hot Stuff (Boss 3 The Noise)|The Noise's Theme
==Notable Matchups==
Victories:
Losses:
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==References==
Category:Characters
Category:Pizza Tower
Category:Acrobats
Category:Afterimage Users
Category:Bomb Users
Category:Explosion Users
Category:Indie Game Characters
Category:Flight Users
Category:Teleportation Users
Category:Vibration Users
Category:Video Game Characters
Category:Weapon Masters
Category:Weather Users
Category:Pogo Stick Users
Category:Bat Users
Category:Jet Pack Users
Category:Balloon Users
Category:Gun Users
Category:Mascots