When A Bunch of Pirates Get Together And Name Their Stolen Land That's When You Got A Nation

== We Never Reduced Ourselves To Some Nation ==
The Reason We Are Better Then You Is Because We Always Have More Freedom And Will Have More Freedom Because We Promote Freedom For All Not Just The Rich Any Nation That's Ever Discovered Us or Took Us In Has Always Benefited From That Freedom You People Have No History Good or Bad Just A HUGE Unknown With A HUGE Information Gap Between Your Homeland And You And You People Believe Your Gonna Come Out On Top FUCK YOU ! Every War Ever Fought In Our Society's History Was Fought Over Lack of Knowledge The Internet Is A Portable Library Which Means You Either Have Freedom of Information FUCK YOU ! ! And Your United States Any Law Regulating Content On The Internet Is Gonna Be In Conflict With Our Founding Document Because You Sick Fuckers Don't Define The Content Your Trying To Regulate Because In Reality The Internet Was Created Only For One Benefactor And To This Day We Don't Who The Fuck That Is Because of Your Bull$hit Dave Norton May Be Corrupt But Not Even Osana The Chief of The LSPD Would Kill What She Could Use Americans Are Wasteful 
== Osana Made An Offer That I Could Not Refuse ==
== The Sad Thing Is I Still Had To Bring The Yacht Back And Just Went It Alone ==
== Freedom of Speech Free Enterprise You Either Got It or You Don't ==
centre|thumb|480x480px|If Piracy Is Popular In Fiction Why Not Make A GTA About Pirates Is There Some Missing Information Your Trying To Start A War With ? ? ?
== What's The Difference Stealing It Back or Buying It Back Both Equal Piracy ==
Some Dumbass Put The Entire Yacht On Dock Tease For Sale At $6,000,000 It Was Easy To Retrieve Just Buy Some American Money And Buy It Back Not One Shot Fired Downrange Freddy Wanted His Yacht Back Osana Made An Offer I Could Not Refuse And I Well I Got The Yacht Back These Police Officers Trying To Stop Michael Franklin And Trevor Are Just A Bunch of ISIS Sleeper Agents Whose Department of Homeland Security Has Been Exposed Eventually These Traitors In The LSPD Will Wiped Out And We'll Be Another America Because When Ayano Is A Police Officer That's When You Got Your First Grand Theft Auto Because The Game Changes When Everyone Trusts Ayano 
== Even In GTA Ayano Always Wins Her Senpai ==
As Far As Freedom Goes I Seriously Doubt There's Ever Existed Freedom In Any Society If Someone Is Not Controlling An Island or A Continent Then It's Controlled By Pirates There's Always An Authority Whether It's Criminal or Lawful There's No Such Thing As Utopia