The Art Museum/Quotes

Marge: I've always wanted to introduce you kids to the world of art. It's so enriching!
 Bart: [raises his hand] I have an announcement to make: I'm bored.
 Homer: Well, maybe we're all bored Bart, but we're going to cooperate anyway.
 Lisa: Yeah, Bart.
 Bart: Oh, brother.
 Marge: Now, over here...
 
 % Bart turns his head and his eyes pop wide up.
 
 Bart: Ay, Carumba.
 Homer: Bart.
 Bart: Whoooooooooooooooa, momma.
 Homer: Bart.
 
 % We see what has got Bart's attention: A painting of a nude.
 
 Bart: [growls] Now <that's> what I call the enriching world of art...
 
 % Homer covers Bart's mouth and eyes, then sees the painting.
 
 H: Not bad, not bad at all...
 
 % Marge angrily covers Homer's mouth and eyes. Meanwhile, Lisa and
 % Maggie admire a male nude statue's butt.
 % Marge leads the family through an exhibit of ancient artifacts.
 
 Marge: Let's try for a little dignified behavior. This <is> the art museum.
 Homer: She's right, you little slobs.
 
 % Marge indicates an exhibit. In the background, a large urn totters on its
 % pedestal as Lisa's arms reach out towards it. Homer's eyes bug out.
 
 Marge: Now here, we have some...
 Homer: Lisa!
 Lisa: Aaaagh!
 Marge+Homer: Gasp!
 
 % Lisa covers her mouth in fright as the urn tips off its pedestal.
 % (*whoosh*) Maggie zips in and catches it.
 
 Marge+Homer: Whew!
 
 % Bart's head pops out of the urn.
 
 B: Well, that was close. When do we go home and watch TV?
 
 % Homer pounds his fist into his hand.
 
 H: Bart...
 B: Careful, Dad...
 
 % Bart ducks back into the urn.
 
 B: This thing's priceless.
 
 % Driving home.
 
 Homer: [angrily] That's the <last> time I take you kids to the art museum!
 Bart: Don't have a cow, Dad.
 Lisa: Yeah, Dad.
 Homer: Why you little...
 Marge: Now calm down, Homer.
 The kids just aren't mature enough yet to appreciate fine art.
 Bart: Au contraire, Mom.
 Lisa: We find the world of art quite enriching.
 
 % Bart holds up a nude.
 
 Bart: As a matter of fact, I'm thinking of becoming a collector.
 
 % Homer turns around, sees the painting, and shrieks.
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