Scrooge vs The Grinch/Rap Meanings

<Rap Battle
The Grinch:
Hold on to your hats yeah, you better listen up!
I'm about to drop bombs on your Cindy Lou Who butts!
(The Grinch is about to drop bombs [dope raps]. Cindy Lou Who is the main protagonist of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas.")
Christmas is stupid, that endless mountain of toys,
Spoiled little brats and all that noise, noise, noise!
(This is a reference to "How the Grinch Stole Christmas".)
I'm the master of evil, I've got a beautiful plan!
Me and my dog Max are going to rip the joy from this land!
I'm the Grinch, and I'm here to steal Christmas!
I'm vicious, ambitious, and I'm coming for your wish list!
You're on my hit list, all you Whoville Who's,
When I steal all your toys and make the front page news!
No one hates Christmas more than me,
It's a truth, it's a fact, it's reality!
Scrooge:
What's this I hear from a slimy green punk?
Those rhymes and I quote, stink, stank, stunk!
Everyone knows I'm the classic yuletide miser!
Compared to me, you're some kind of holiday sympathizer!
(Scrooge believes that he is a bigger yuletide miser compared to The Grinch, who looks like someone that supports Christmas.)
You think you're evil, but true evil has class!
It's all about the bling, cha-ching, the dough and the cash!
Three piece suit and I'm rocking this scarf!
You're covered in rags and your breath reeks of barf!
Crawl in a hole and decrease the surplus populous!
The fact is this business is for the fiscally meticulous!
How can you claim to be evil when you dress like St. Nicholas?
You're not even wearing pants, that's absolutely ridiculous!
The Grinch:
That get up's got nothing on my costume, tailored green and red!
You should go and quit the bank scene and be a carnie instead!
What the Dickens are you thinking wearing a sweater dress to bed?
(The Grinch is making a reference to Charles Dickens, the author of A Christmas Carol. The word dickens is also a euphemism for the word devil so The Grinch is essentially asking "What the devil are you thinking?")
Who does that? Only people who are messed up in the head.
Your old, your hips would break if you fell!
That arthritis has set, joints have started to swell!
How are those varicose veins, are they treating you well?
People say I stink, but everyone knows that old person smell!
Evil is for treasures and collectors, don't give me those lectures!
Evil is found in the heart and mine has obvious defectures,
(A reference to The Grinch having tiny heart.)
And quit trying to bore me with your stupid ghost adventures!
Go back to bed and don't forget to soak your dentures!
Scrooge:
You're a mean one but I'm about to get meaner!
(Scrooge is stating that he is about to be even meaner than The Grinch. Scrooge starts this line off singing in a manner similar to "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch".)
I'll kick an orphan off my doorstep just to make it a little cleaner!
I'm a true Ebenezer, sick flow that will make you greener!
(Scrooge's flow is going to make The Grinch even greener with envy.)
I'm gonna pop, lock and drop it with a British demeanor!
(Pop, Lock & Drop It is a rap song by Huey whose dance has become popularized. British people are often depicted in fiction as being classy and sophisticated so Scrooge will be doing this dance in a classy fashion.)
Even though it's midwinter, I can still make it rain!
(Scrooge is rich and while snow is mostly common in midwinter, he can still make it rain [Throwing cash money in the air])
Your only friend is a dog and you live in a cave, fool!
Yes I'll admit, I've had a haunting or two,
(Referencing The Grinch's line about his stupid ghost adventures, Scrooge is haunted by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Yet to Come to help him see the error of his ways and redeem himself.)
But when my fist haunt your head, I'll make a ghost out of you!
(Scrooge is going to punch The Grinch so hard in the head, that it will kill him.)
Wash that ugly off your face and you should start brushing,
And I'm from England, that's saying something!
(This is a reference to a stereotype of British people having bad teeth. Scrooge is saying it's bad if someone with bad teeth is telling him to brush.)
What are you some kind of green mutated chimp?
(The Grinch is furry with long arms and legs, a mushed-in face that seems to resemble a chimpanzee.)
If you wanna know who's more evil, I just kicked a kid with a limp!
(This is a reference to Tiny Tim from A Christmas Carol, who had a limp and was mistreated by Scrooge in the novel.)
Santa:
Ho Ho Ho!
Well I guess it's that time of year,
When all the downers come out and try to steal Christmas cheer!
You better watch out because now Santa is here,
And I'm rocking a sleigh and eight tiny reindeer!
(Santa has eight reindeer in the poem "Twas the Night Before Christmas." which are Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.)
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Santa wiped the floor with the old man and the green man with the words out his mouth!
(Another reference to "Twas the Night Before Christmas", particularly the opening line of "Twas the Night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse." To wipe the floor with someone is to defeat them easily, so Santa is going to kill Scrooge and The Grinch with his raps.)
These yuletide rhymes are prime with a side of cookies and milk!
You're dropping rap that'd make a Christmas tree wilt!
(Scrooge and The Grinch's raps are so bad, that they would make Christmas trees die.)
I'm built 4'10" and 404!
You're nothing, I'm something and everybody knows,
My bowl full of jelly starts to jiggle and roll,
And I'm so full these buttons are about to go!
Elf:
Gigantic, his frantic antics,
coming out of every stereotype you can't plant it!
Cool nicknacks, plastic packs,
with a lactic act so whack, you can't crack!
Pacific to Atlantic, it's his tactic!
(Santa's plan every year is to deliever presents to children all over the world, or Pacific to Atlantic.)
That's the knack, no slack!
Santa:
Making spastic tracks in my boots, Elastic!
You might hate on Christmas, you might hate on Chris Kringle,
But you know you're just jealous because you're lonely and single!
(Scrooge and The Grinch are both known for being grumpy, lonely characters without girlfriends or wives. Santa is saying that they are just jealous because he has Mrs. Claus.)
Look at you two, you're both just greedy little boys!
I wanna exile you both on the Isle of Misfit Toys!
You try to pretend like you're as cold as ice,
But I've checked my list twice, it turns out you're both nice!
(In the song "Santa Claus is Coming to Town", Santa double checks his list to make sure every name is accounted for on the naughty and nice side. He also references the fact that both Scrooge and The Grinch changed their ways and became good guys by the end of their books as seen below.)
Despite your cold heart and despite your disguises,
You made peace with Bob Cratchit and your heart grew 3 sizes!
(Bob Cratchit was an employee of Scrooge's who he subjected to grueling hours with low pay. After the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come shows Scrooge that Tiny Tim has died because Cratchit couldn't pay for proper care on his small salary, Scrooge repents and becomes a more generous and caring man, giving Cratchit a much-needed raise. The Grinch discovers the true meaning of Christmas is more than just gifts and food, causing his heart to grow 3 sizes as he grows a love for Christmas and the citizens of Whoville.)
Now you both work for me, so get back to the shop!
Little Suzie wants a doll and Tommy wants a laptop!
Now I'm in charge here, so I'm stopping this fight!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Category:Rap Meanings