Rowley and the puzzle

238.Rowley, a mischievous 11-year-old boy with a love for chaos, awoke one morning sandwiched between his parents in their large bed. Despite his age, he still harbored a fear of sleeping alone, causing his parents to accommodate his needs. Unfortunately, this fear had caused a series of embarrassing incidents, such as Rowley having occasional accidents in his pyjamas. Sadly, he lacked the basic skills to clean up after himself, leaving his poor mother to clean his messy bottom, while his father inappropriately captured these moments in photographs.
Rowley's baby sister, on the other hand, seemed to be the complete opposite. A mere 2 months old, she possessed an uncanny maturity beyond her years. Not only was she tall and slender, but she also had a full set of adult teeth. This made her resemble a 17-year-old girl trapped in a baby's body, and she even had the ability to hold conversations. Rowley himself had only just started teething, and this contrast between him and his sister created a noticeable disparity within the family dynamics.
One crisp morning, the family gathered for breakfast, with the delicious aroma of freshly made waffles filling the air. Rowley and his father wasted no time devouring their waffles, hungrily competing against one another. In their eagerness, they accidentally knocked over the table, causing a messy scene. Rowley's mother was left alone at the table, a composed figure amidst the chaos.
Seeking entertainment after breakfast, Rowley dashed off to the games room, leaving a trail of destruction in his wake. Amidst the cluttered mess, he stumbled upon a forgotten puzzle. It was a seemingly simple 10-piece Postman Pat puzzle from 1986. Rowley dusted off the box and decided to give it a try.
With the first piece in place, Rowley excitedly attempted to add the second piece. Unfortunately, he misjudged the pattern and became frustrated, unleashing a flurry of screams and expletives. In his anger, Rowley deemed the puzzle broken and promptly flushed it down the toilet, unaware that his father was in the midst of using it at the time.
Rowley's destructive rampage continued as he discovered additional puzzles. A 5000-piece intricate puzzle depicting a breathtaking 4K photo of Venice was next in line. Driven by impulse, he jumped on the box and microwaved it, resulting in a flaming mess. Unaware of the consequences of his actions, Rowley reveled in the chaos he had created.
Next, he came across his old 200-piece Lego Movie puzzle, a nostalgic keepsake from 2014. Over time, Rowley had gradually buried it in the compost bin, allowing worms to nibble away at the once vibrant pieces. He glanced upon a vintage Mickey Mouse puzzle from the 1930s, coated in layers of bubblegum. In an act of pure mischief, Rowley blew bubblegum onto the puzzle and watched with gleeful delight as it floated into space, accompanied by an eerie chorus of Evil Bratt's theme song.
Finally, Rowley stumbled upon his sister's "My First Puzzle," an enormous jigsaw boasting an astonishing 100,000 pieces. Unbeknownst to anyone, Rowley decided to take his destruction to another level. In an utterly bizarre and grotesque twist, he decided to insert the puzzle into an unimaginable place, never to be seen again.
Fast forward 10 months later, during the family's annual Christmas party. Rowley was engrossed in an episode of Family Guy with his unusually mature sister by his side when an unsettling noise disrupted their leisure. Curious, Rowley investigated the source and discovered his father and his intoxicated friends attempting to engage in some innocent puzzle-solving. However, much to their dismay, there were no puzzles to be found.
Seemingly fueled by anger and disappointment, Rowley's father's friends turned on him, their rage manifesting in shocking violence. With a swift motion, one of them drew a crayon and cut open Rowley's father's ballsack In a grisly act, they tore out his balls, transforming him into a grotesque rug. Shockingly, instead of feeling remorse or sadness, Rowley, his sister, and his mother shared a twisted laughter, devoid of any empathy or morals. This lack of remorse had become the norm, as they had never learned the importance of empathy or the value of human life.
From that moment onward, Rowley made it his mission to destroy any puzzle he encountered, regardless of who it belonged to. His destructive tendencies, though creatively expressed, served as a reminder of the darkness that could penetrate even the most innocent pursuits, leaving a trail of chaos and destruction in his wake