Sans vs Jevil

centre|thumb|480x480pxSans vs Jevil is the 53rd episode of Video Game Rap Battles. It features Darkner from Card Kingdom from Deltarune, Jevil rapping the skeleton from Undertale, Sans. It was released on November 20, 2020.
== Cast ==
Cam Greely as Jevil and himself
Mancha as Sans
== Lyrics ==
(Note: Jevil is in purple, Sans is in blue and Cam is in green)
=== Jevil ===
How 'bout you spare me your judgment 
'Cause now my court is in session 
And I just want to play a game, not get morality lessons 
So it's no question when this pest is gunnin' Mii on the track 
I'll wear your body as a skin and then I'll bring it into Smash! 
Makes sense you're a skeleton, I don't even know where your brain is at 
Claim your high and mighty, take me back to your lazy acts 
You waited for your team, to meet all their defeats 
To teach your righteous themes? What a Megalovaniac! 
I could fall asleep for 100 years from the boring battle 
That you're bringing hеre and beat you badly all the samе 
The diamonds that I spit can spin the club so it's insane 
You want to gamble with your life 
'Cause you'll be paying it back in spades! 
When you're the weakest in your team and that's canon 
You're bluffing, when you're actin tough just like you're standin' for justice 
And here I thought I was the jester, still, you're crackin' me up 
And that's 'cause when I rap, I can do anything 
While you stand and do nothin'! 
=== Sans ===
Well you spit one thing, true in fact 
That when we're rappin', I can do nothin' 
Because your game doesn't require fighting you to pass 
So it's no mystery, I'll leave you floored as if I used a blue attack 
At least my friends are stayin' by me 
You just ramble and annoy them 'till they break at the seams 
So they shove you in the dungeon and they break all the keys 
Now even Malius could not fix up your strayed sanity 
Stop your absurd verse cosplayin' nerd 
I could find better rhymes in the lines of a word search 
Still, you will blurt now we're sheep and you're free? 
Nobody's played a joker this fake deep since Joaquin 
Toppin' secret bosses won't be much of a test 
When people spend more time on my fight than your main story's quest 
So if you're wondering why people look at you and they jest, well 
Maybe it's the way you're dressed! 
=== Jevil ===
You don't throw punches, just puns, you're calling that a comeback? 
Hope in my heart you weren't starting with your hardest attack 
And who cares who's secret? We're just pieces in a game so answer 
Do you think that you're an ace? If yes, you're more clueless than Lancer! 
Sans, you know you're doomed to suffer such a horrible time 
Where you get beaten on repeat like it's the carousel ride 
Try to make me devil's knife, you'll be reset back on the mic 
Because the viewers of these fights will never be pacified 
=== Sans ===
This fights full of surprises, it's a shame that nobody's find it 
If you had a prison guard, you would lose to Papyrus 
All this chaos is for nothing 'cause, man, we know 
People only know your game because my cameo SANS! 
A man who's dressed so fab and likes to blab about his gossip? 
No need to hide, I think it's time you stepped out of that closet 
Sucks that you had flopped to be a coll cryptic villain 
Who turned out less of a gaster and more of a Tem Village 
== Trivia ==
* This is the second episode to feature the character Sans, after Undertale vs Earthbound
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