Election Day!

Election Day! is the 25th episode in Hoopla's Fantastic Beach, and the 11th episode in Season 2.
== Transcript ==
(Hoopla's putting his pants on when he hears commotion outside the apartment)
Hoopla: Don’t tell me I’m late…
People: We hate Hoopla! We hate Hoopla!
Other people: We hate life! We hate life!
Hoopla: Okay I’m not late yet. It seems I have a crowd of supporters. (opens up window) THANK YOU EVERYONE! YOU ARE ALL WELCOME!
(Hoopla bolts out the door and out of the apartment)
TV: Today we’re here on Election Day to report one of the most important elections in the world. And it might be the last. Stay tuned!
(Cut to Hoopla at the Election Place)
Ronald Hump: Yes, we’ll have the painting of me over there, all my money over there, and my podium there.
Hoopla: Wow...this place looks bad.
(Hoopla approaches Hump)
Hoopla: Hey, aren’t you the mascot of that fast food place?
Ronald Hump: No, that’s all fake news. Get outta my podium, shrimp.
Mike Bay: I didn’t know you ran a fast food place!
Ronald Hump: No, we just have similar names.
Mike Bay: I wonder why people keep mistaking me for a movie maker.
Ronald Hump: No idea.
(A bunch of fish enter)
Fish: So who are you voting for? 
Bubble Bass: I, as a rebublican, am voting for Ronald Hump as his hair style is nice.
Fish: Yeah, you’re a dummy.
Bubble Bass: He'll make Bikini Bottom great again!
Fish: (in distance) He said it! He said it!
Fish 2: Yeah but he’ll probably ruin the rest of the world.
Mike Bay: Hey, where are my supporters at?
Fish 2: Well, since you’re the only democrat, I’m forced to vote for you.
Fish 3: He can’t be that bad, right?
(Short moment of silence, ended by a quiet cough)
Fish 2: What’s the worst that could possibly happen?
Fish: Well an asteroid could strike and end all life as we know it.
Fish 2: Jeez bro. Good thing that’s never happening. (checks his phone) Oh yeah I forgot that’s happening this week with the whole alien invasion and stuff.
(Hoopla jumps between everyone)
Hoopla: (trying to be cool) Heya boys, dontcha wanna vote-a for me? I’m so hip with you guys (tries to do a backflip but accidentally breaks his neck instead, screams in pain).
(everyone walks away)
Hoopla: Come on, no one’s gonna call 911? I’m serious guys, I’m seriously in lots of serious pain.
Bubble Bass: WHERE IS MY TIDAL POD?!
Hoopla: Wait, what?
Bubble Bass: Ugh, I’m too lazy to find it. I’m gonna call 911 so they can give me what I really want. (he calls 911) Hey you guys got the thing I need right? (starts walking away and fades away) 
Hoopla: What is this, the Tidal Zone?
French Narrator: Zhut up!
Hoopla: I kinda wish it was. Where the heck is that ambulance- (he is run over by an ambulance) I could’ve gotten a heads-up! 
(Several Hours Later)
Hoopla: Good thing I am out of the hospital! I am just in time for the election!...wait, the election? OH NO! IT’S HAPPENING NOW! Can it be delayed, please?
TV announcer: There’s no time for delays, folks. Election Day is here!
Hoopla: Aw, f(dolphin noise)! (Runs full speed to behind the election day stadium) Good, I made it.
TV announcer: Uh, the election just ended.
Hoopla: NO! It can’t be over! I just got here!
TV announcer: Maybe you shouldn't have been in the hospital if you wanted to make it on time.
Hoopla: Hey, I broke my neck and got hit by an ambulance, it wasn't my fault! (Another ambulance hits him) Ow.
TV announcer: Well, what were you planning to say?
Hoopla: Erm...I had nothing.
TV announcer: oh well. Time to tally up the votes!
(a drum roll plays over a screen)
TV announcer: And it’s…
(The screen shows no votes)
TV announcer: No one? Guys, what the hell? This happens every damn year! I am sick of this seabull(dolphin noise!) (throws microphone on the phone) I quit! (Rips off news anchor outfit and walks off)
Fish in crows: You see, we all decided as a group that BOTH parties were bad, so we elected no one!
Bubble Bass: What?! You can't do that! You have to vote for someone! I demand a revote! (Gets hit by an ambulance)
Hoopla: Where do those keep coming from?
Fish 2: Wait, what? I thought you said that was just an excuse and that someone hacked the election?
Hoopla: Huh. That could really help in the real world. But anyway, now what? There’s no one to take the spot!
Fish: Well, we all decided there is someone…(throws him up onto the stage)
Bernie Swanders: Hello my fellow people. I am Bernie Swanders.
Fish 3: Wow, this guy looks promising. Let’s let this guy be president!
Crowd: Swanders! Swanders! Swanders! Swanders!
Bernie Swanders: Okay everyone, I see what’s going on here. Y’all want to vote for no one but me. In that case… (whispers to an executive nearby) I will be the new president!
Newly hired TV announcer: You heard it here, folks. Just as I’m putting my shorts back on from an intense night (winks), Bernie Swanders has been elected the new president! Stay tuned for me putting on my socks! (Tries to put them on) how the heck do you get these things on? (Falls over) ow.
Hoopla: Dang it. I didn’t win.
Newly hired TV announcer: Bernie, what is your plan for the upcoming alien invasion?
Bernie Swanders: Well...huh. I don’t have one. 
Everyone: (gasps)
Bernie: Also, where the heck are your pants and socks?
Tv announcer: Uh, they were eaten by a, uh, evil witch?
Fish: What are we gonna do?
Hoopla: Wait! (runs up) huff, puff, I have one!
Bernie Swanders: Well, obviously no one wants HIM as president...but he does have the battle plan…Hoopla, you are the new leader of the army!
Fish: Can he really just appoint people like that?
Fish 2: He’s the president, so, yes.
Fish: Well, there’s no one else, so I support this!
Fish 3: as do I.
Fish 4: I don't! (Gets a brick thrown at his head)
Bernie Swanders: Good. I’m giving Hoopla all the weapons except our supply of nuclear weapons.
Hoopla: Why not nukes?
Bernie Swanders: Yeah, I’m not explaining that.
Hoopla: Ok guys, we have 4 days to figure this out. We start tomorrow.
TV announcer: stay tuned for the next part of this story! More Hoopla's Fantastic Beach, right after I put my shirt on!
Bernie: Can someone get him out of here?
TV announcer: (gets dragged off by guards) NO WAIT! I'M ALSO DONE! 
(The End)
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