BTSF Weed Episode

==Plot==
*Ben enters Gwen's house
(Ben): GWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
As Ben slams through the front door, creating a Hole-in-the-Wall style silhouette, he takes note of a smoky bong resting in Gwen's lap.
(Ben): Ermahgerd! Gwen! Those men on the street were right! Your crotch really is on fire!
(Gwen): Wait, Ben, no, wait-
(Ben): Don't worry, hottie! I'll extinguish you!
With that, Ben aggressively slaps down on the Omnitrix.
(Overflow): Water Hazard!
* Gwen offers Ben a joint to help him deal with his brain condition
(Kevin): Wait, Gwen. Shouldn't we attempt to get this marijuana legally? I hear Argit's running a dispensary now-
(Gwen): Kevin, you're a square. Get with the times, man.
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Eggy defecates one large, round, ivory egg out of his coccyx and into Professor Paradox's eager palm. Paradox extends it out to Ben, who naturally recoils.
(Paradox): Ben, this is your brain.
Ben didn't really know enough to disagree, but he sure wanted to.
Paradox raised a skillet in his other hand.
(Paradox): And this...
Suddenly, Paradox slammed the egg against the skillet.
(Paradox): ... Is your brain on drugs.
Ben frowned.
(Ben): But vegans already don't like me.
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