Rugrats Theory vs Doug's Real Life

(0:11)
Angelica(Child):
My pacifier rhymes will be the end to your yelling and crying.
Because of your pasta, positivity is dying!
This depressed guy wants to burn me like a patty to coal?
Then to stop your win, I'll use my mind to get you under control!
Go ahead, Pick up the phone, to Fantasize my defeat.
Before strolling down the hallway of kids who can spit more skeet.
I’ll kick your ass to Paris because i’m a bad girl barbie like my mothers,
Causing so much hate towards you, that you’ll disappear like the others!
(0:35)
Doug’s Real Life:
Dear Journal, let’s see how much sanity this child saved.
Because this Schizophrenic baby has now Doug her own grave.
That verse was childish, seems you should’ve been aborted.
I’ll hit the nail upside your head to turn a bi-polar retarded!
Because the facts are there dearie, you're just a spoiled brat,
Who turns into Reptar when her plans and lines fall flat.
A sickening guilt for Dill aren’t the only scars that won’t heal.
Your victory’s imagination, like how those babies weren’t real!
(0:58)
Angelica(Teen):
It seems your win is see through, like the people you speak to,
He can't put up a fight ‘cause he's stinkin meek, right dudes?
Tommy:
(Roger that.) This wagon keeps getting pushed around, then beaten and eaten like a porkchop.
I've seen stronger willed toys in my daddy's workshop!
Chuckie:
Don’t exterminate a rat when he’s as weak as a mouse,
With anxious lines, decrepit, like the state of your mind and house
Angelica(Teen): this ain't no theory Chuckie: Doug Funnie Tommy: this is what they call Real Life
All:
you’ll always be a failure now that you’ve failed the test tonight!
(1:21)
Doug’s Real Life:
This is MY real life babies, so don't tell me how to live it!
And I can tell this is the real one, ‘cause your weak verses are in it!
You're looking dead-eyed there, angel. Does crack baby need a hug?
Or is she stuck on her high horse by the needles of her drugs!?
Face it kid, try all you can to escape the babality,
But in the end, you’ll be grown up, and wake up to the reality
That you're a brat with a past that made you a social outcast.
It’s Funnie how the “Failure’s” the one who got the last laugh...