Spartacus

That's me, that is.
Interestingly Spartacus is also the name that Andy Zaltzman has bestowed upon his naughty bits, after said bits lead a group of gladiator-slaves in revolt against their Roman oppressors.
Despite a plethora of evidence to the contrary, many still wonder if Stanley Kubrick's 1960 Hollywood epic of the same name was actually based on Zaltzman's junk. Andy has never publically commented on this, but once said "no smoke without a fire" and this would seem to fit the situation, albeit out of context.
Fuck you Chris
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