Epic Rap Battles of Cartoon History 39

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The 39th installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoon History. It features X-Men's teleporting mutant Nightcrawler rapping against Batman's ex-sidekick, Nightwing. It was released March 14th, 2014.
==Cast==
Vic Porter as Nightcrawler and Nightwing
==Lyrics==
===Nightcrawler:===
It's the ruler of the night, shadow of the Marvel universe,
So try to keep up, while I'm teleporting through this verse!
A mutant, so I'm working with superhuman agility,
While swinging on a rope is the greatest of your abilities!
Wait, you used to be a bird, right? Ah, how very masculine,
Ashamed of your identity, though, judging from the mask you're in!
A wannabe Spiderman, but you're simply Dick,
A little lost puppy, I'll call you The Nightbitch!
===Nightwing:===
Alright, first things first, Kurt. Man to "X-Man",
You're mouthing off to Grayson? I'll give you the backhand,
You're calling me a puppy, but you're the one with paws,
Are you related to the flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz?
I don't just swing on ropes, nah, I'm highly acrobatic,
Your teleporting style is nothing more than sporatic,
Someone get this cat a sandwhich, he's looking paper thin,
They put a DC heavy hitter versus a Marvel slim jim!
===Nightcrawler:===
Hail Mary full of grace, but I must smite this heathen,
I tried to turn the other cheek, but he's given me a reason,
I see the bleakness, and murder's my weakness,
Prepare yourself, Robin, it's bird-hunting season!
But I guess it's far to late for preparations,
Since somebody already killed off the other Flying Graysons!
Last thing you see is yellow, look deep into my isis,
I represent your true Infinite Crisis!
===Nightwing:===
Robin died long ago, along with my patience,
I'll freestyle your death, I don't need to preparations,
You'll always be a circus clown, a blue jack in the box,
And you're a true "Ex-Man", they cut off your blue rocks!
All jokes aside though, I bet it's got you feeling flat,
Don't worry, I'll satisfy Marvel Girl and Shadow Cat!
Calling me a bird, but you're the one who's singing swan songs,
Crawl back into the sewer you undoubtably came from!
<poll>
Who Won?
Nightcrawler
Nightwing
</poll>
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