Dakota vs Michael 4

EPIC RAP BATTLES OFFffFf SHITORY MICHAEL VS DARKLINK 4 BUt nOt NOW . Dark link : I WANT A FiNAL BATtLE 
== Dakota: ==
ITS Link The multi-incarnate of Hyrule has come to take this fight!
SHROCK Like XP9RAPBATTLEs Neither of you can compare to me and you know that I'm right!
I'm spitting rhymes with more flow than the Wind Waker's ocean!
Beating you two to a pulp; You couldn't be healed by a Red Potion!
A stupid creator content ? What's there to be scared of?
Your games are terrible and I've just about had enough!
So before you come to battle, just remember one thing:
Michael is about to lose his Nosé and popularity ! .
== Michael ==
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enough!
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Heh LONK better back to Pennsylvania .
B-Words! I'm going to go fifth
Put your death on Comedy Central after I win
I’m doing Jared S’s mom every second, every hour
Primeval will never get v-word, cuz his raps are sour
Beating you was more fun than GTAAA!!
I got a nose even bigger than my popularitay
Iceking, the fat king he over dosed on sausage willies!
Don't mess with me or I'll bring in my friend named ZZZZ-
(gets kicked from the call) 
== Epic rap battles of candy ==
Epic rap battles of candy you no get this candy we made the shittiest battle m&ms vs skittles woahhhhhhhhhhhhyou will get your losers tops time I’m the winner IM MATtHEW THOMAS aND ALEXANDER KANACK CrEATIoN WAHOoOt
== Joke rap battles ==
Epic rap battles of candy SHUT Up down you going down joke rap battles beating Dakota and his rival Michael from raps through time I WIN
== Fan made rap battles ==
eRBOcANDy and erbo jokes better get out of here I’m made by KRGBRONIEs I made CABLE GUY VS ERNEST YOu are bad ERBOBAD YOu bE REpLACED BY cMRB BEcAUSe YOU bE MADE bY zACKjhubygyyggtfvBELIVE ME , IM JUST FANMaDE you will need a blasststsrsrrstsfsfsggsgstsfsfsggsbgsbhshhshushushsjhydhshsyhsysysgsbysbtgsysgyshbyshyshhyhyshshyshshsyyhdhdyhbhhhyshd Rene,bear
== Epic rap battles of everything ==
I’m everything and i stole your victory under on this mic you will be doomeddddddddddddd I’m a star I’m crazyyyhyyyyyyyyyyyhbdbhddhydrndhhhdcdhmddNijinsky
== Jared . S ==
right!
Dude, just shut the hell up like me for a second
Simple simpson spitting samples erbo everything you are bruh that’ll leave this fatass flattened
You’re so large dude, it’s like I almost feel sorry for your mother
Your rhymes are more of a fail than your GeoffNCovers
It’s funny how you actually expected to get fame
Considering that your first rap battle was a cover to Airplanes!
You can’t beat me with your so called excuse for raps
Come back and face me again when you lose 50 of your flabs
You better stop like Lucas, you’re a doofus at making music
I’ll leave bruises on this foolish kid that chooses to be ruthless
Take a lesson from the best son, and like me, keep quiet!
I’ll suggest one more thing though; It’s called a diet
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== Icekingfan400 ==
The right!
IceKingFan is back, on another track, gonna beat this hack, he’s a bunch of trash
Diogo
Just like my Halloween candy, there’s little chance for you to rap
Xp9WasHere
I keep changing my YouTube name for no reason, I don’t give a crap
Dead Meat
If you mess with me again, I’ll edit your ass in VideoStarApp
Final Cut Pro Is Better lol
I’ll set fire to you, call me Fireboy, Just Lose for god sake
Waterboy 🤦‍♀️
I’ll beat you as many times as the channels I make
Im third 
Watch me own you, and I’ll write a song about it on my 3DS
uhbgyytfycfttfycytfytfvftyvyyg
I’ll beat you, and you’ll remember me for centuries, yes
huy
Go back to recording vids on your computer, I’ll be chilling with 10,000 subs
notifaction
I’ll crunch you like Popchips. A Joker Laughed
I’ll block you, I’ll report you, I’ll unsub you, ‘cause I’m so 😎 
So how about you get out of this rap fight, you f
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== Mr maple syrup ==
just remember kids, you’ll never get ahead
Mr.MapleSyrup here, you’re both brain dead (HE SCORES!)
If I had a Canadian penny for everytime I saw an awful battle
Then Jared S would make me rich, and IKF’s just rattled!
Call me a try hard, but you know I’m winning this fight (Yeah?)
You’re nothing to me once the game starts, alright?
It’s the end of the hockey game, Liam 2, Others 0,
You’re both fangirling like, “Matthew’s my hero!”
== Zander peers ==
right!
It’s The Ruiner of Jokes here, coming in to ruin all six of you!
Michael, you’re a B Word yourself, go back to eating pizza dude!
Kenneth, why are you even here? You’re a momma’s boy, so just stick to that title!
As for you Liam, why look for attention, you’re nowhere near being vital!
I’ll take down all of you mess-ups, you’re anything but men!
Oh come on, not this guy. Does he really have to put me down again
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== PrimeralDk ==
rather watch some Primeval than listen to your raps
I’m in the elite now so you three ain’t worth crap
The lot of these rotten pricks can’t diss this scottish lord
Down your arses with some haggis, roar rhymes like a dinosaur
Fuck your battles as I rattle ye lasses, it ain’t no happy day
I’m not fucking irish, you fucking cunt, just please go away
You won’t need no more maple syrup when I cut you like a maple tree
OH SHIT, WHY DID I GET KICKED FROM THE ELITE?
== Kenneth ==
It’s Kenneth, coming in hot like Summer cause I’m hot!
Liam, you’re raps are just like mine, only mine suck more cock!
Jared S, you’re talentless, and IceKingFan’s a fat tard
I’ve won this fight so it’s time to die, harrr!!!! hahaha
OOOOOH you heard that burn, that’s just how good I can be
I can make better raps than you when I take a pee!
You guys are so shitty they’re making my brain rattle
I may’ve quit the internet but you can’t compare to Roblox Rap Battles! The multiright!
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enough! 
== Battlestargraptica ==
ITS BATTLESTAR GARAPITCA, YOU ALL SUCK LIKE I SUCK ON DAKOTA
I normally love everypony but seriously, STOP HATING ON DAKOTA
TRUST ME GUYS, DAKOTA’S A NICE PERSON, BE QUIET
HE TASTES GOOD IN MY MOUTH REALLY, YOU SHOULD TRY IT
YOU GUYS ARE WORSE THAN ABRAHAM LINCOLN, SO GET OUT
BECAUSE I’M MORE MATURE THAN YOU GUYS WITH MY NECKBEARD, SO GO AND POUT
EVERYPONY IS SO MEAN, WHY CAN’T WE LOVE AND TOLERATE?!?
My purpose in this battle is complete, now I must go masturbate
== N/A ==
You’re going down to nowhere hhhshytyyysyusu you touch this and stickeemjjxjhshhyuhuhusujuuuhhhhhhhh Huhbuyyhhssedhhhhhhhggghhh I’m popular weeeeees
== Erbfunnies ==
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Tentacles! Tentacles! Tentacles! go eat a toon, shit shrek
messing up all of your battles, TARGET ENTIRE AUDIENCE
Only one with no talent, Silent, Silent recordings
SCREW YOU KYLE J, out rap cool fools can I be boring?
You can never compare to a video of me; think you have a chance?
You make fun of me, make fun of me, you don’t know who I am!
(zooms in) GONNA BLOW (slow motion)
Louder than my, Tentacles! OMG GO AWAY NOOOO
== Best rap battles of all time : ==
We’re the BEST RAP BATTLES OF ALL TIME, get ready to be hurting
We make good cookies with our verses, verses, verses, verses
Our rapping pwns, you guys are not as good as us
Your battles sound kinda like your fat mom, so stop with the fuss
We get VIEEEEWWWS faster than you get dislikes bro
I’ll forgive you if you don’t try to win this battle though
We’re making the best battles on iMovie, better than the three hipears
We’ll take one slap to you black sacks, and show you who are queers
== Erbo obie ==
I mean tentacles, I’ll choke you with tentacles since you can’t beat me
I made Elsa vs Sub-Zero before it was even cool
Going strong with two seasons, better than you fools
Gonna blow you away louder than my AC during my recordings
Justin liked my battle on Soundcloud so how can I be boring
Representing Canada better than Liam, so like my Cloud please stay silent
Of course I voice all of my characters since I’m the only one with talent
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== Epic rap battles of bad ==
right! Gonna make you scream once you hear my legit Voice 
You got a square butt and a square face, this time I’m not noice
I always rap on beat, but BattleGaraptica just likes to shout!
I’ll shove my sword right through you and pull your soul out
Whispering awesome raps, while Dakota acts like a goat so get out 
You all try too hard, to make a good battle, you don’t need talent!
I mean look, I put a bandana on my head and I become Link!
Least I have more of a sexy voice than Gabe, he stinks
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== Jetman300 ==
, it’s me Jet, but you can call me Foxy
I can write horrible lyrics like these ones, you all are copies!
I got my Blue Snowball microphone, you have no chance against me
Hi, Even If I’m being annoying and bugging everybody
Just cause I’m 9 and have bad grammar doesn’t mean I’m not bright!
Hi, I won’t stop asking people to be in my battles, and yet I have time to fight!
Hi, Just like Fel, you’re all my number 1 fans
Hi, You make fun of me on Skype, Hi, but you don’t know who I am! 
== You tuber rap battles ==
It’s Link, ready to win with the high pitched voice
But Julian or Rhett can win, your choice!
Creeping up on you like Mr.Tim boy
You took Jeffery’s waffles so now he’ll destroy
Adam Hamilton thinks he’s all top shit, when he’s not
There’s a new Gabe Rants on why my battle is hot
I’m rapping so hard RoboTurtle will retreat
Only thing that would’ve made this battle better was a faster beat
== Erbogalaxy ==
What’s up guys, it’s me, Alejandro Silva, here to beat you all
I work with Diogo on my series, mess with me, and we will make you fall
I can totally control Liam, he doesn’t know my battles suck!
I spend each day mocking Flue Master, I’ll leave him covered in muck!
I have a really big crew,and Zander P is in it
IceKingFan400 you're fat your lyrics don't fit
I’m so amazing, I even get people like Kimblems
ERBoGalaxy Season 2 coming soon, oh wait, more technology problems
== Jinx ==
Woah...(we're starting ) ain't gonna lie... that was ASS
While on the otherhand, ERB makes me lick myself more than a cat
I got a so-called professional rap in my intro, top that
But don't burn me too hard, I might fly-offscreen like a spaz
That beat doe, so I'll tally that up *licks*
Sorry guys, but none of you just have that UMMMMPTH
OKAY! You should know all your battles are the worse
LIKE DAMN I’D RATHER WATCH THE INFINITE SOURCE 
== Gabe ==
Hello YouTube, time for a new Gabe Rants
This time, we’ll be discussing why these losers think they have a chance
I love ERBParodies, but I hate that punk, Zander
RoboTurtle, you’re a faggot just like Ned Flanders
New rap battle coming soon, it’s my Season 1 finale
It’s a rap battle between everyone in the community!
I swear it was a troll video!!! I’m about to cry!!!
(beat stops)
YOU BLOOWWWWW CHUUUUUUNKS
I might have closed down my channel, but I’ll still close down you punks
(what was that? that was terrible
== The flute master ==
WHO SAID MY NAME
What was that?! That was terrible!)
Oh, sorry, didn’t see you there
Now it’s time for another video of me screaming in my chair
Watching another rap battle, comment what I should watch next
But I’ll be damned to watch Matthew with a towel on his head
I was only in one group call, so, I’ll lay down these bummers
Justin, you’re Jabba the Hut’s wife, and you’ll never get a girl’s number
I’m the best all around, but I’m allergic to bullshit
== 4bros1bra ==
have a dream that I will win this one fight
but then I woke up and I found out that it wasn’t one in the slightest
Jinx, you sound like before you do your reactions, you smoke pot
This’ll end hotter than the 360 headshot!
Just to let you know, you’re gay *breathes*
XP9 will drop harder than any aftermath of James Earl Ray
You diss my rhymes and diss me? Well guess what you dykes
I feel really bad for all of your losses, syke!
== Messeduprapbattles ==
Messed Up Rap Battles, messing all your battles up
My series was meant to suck, but I’m still better than MindOf
Jared S you skinny mother fucker, I seen a bigger dick than Darth Vader
You’re like a rather Charlie Brown guy and a stupider ginger 
== Pop culture rap battles ==
Pop culture rap battles stashing here and smashing and kicking all of your butts you can’t mess with this kid just you all wanna take their easy you gonna meet GAME OVER
I made sonic vs mario first than yours you re all are bad I can beat you all WITh MY BEST ACTION SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 
== Walls rivals ==
Its Shazam here to bring the heat on this freaks battlestargraptica better BATTLE STAR CRAp TICa I know you all wanna win ANSWER NO DARKLINK GET OUT OF HERE 
I DONT LIKE you cause you all are bunch of wannabes MICHAEL your nose is bigger I use the best ANIME Characters ANGEl can beat YOU ALL FLUTE MASTER YOU DONT OWN ME YEAH I’m a anime lover BUT I kick all your asses AND GABe JUST QUIt 
== GEEKFOREVER / EPIC CoVERS of history ==
Hello you all feel this wrath wait I’m a French gory but that’s not important battlestargraptica you are a wacky editor AND A STUPID BRONy THE BRONYS ARE toxic I battled Chris carabery EPiC COVERS OF HISTORY you will be doomed by this master HaHA walls rivals you are Shazam before I kick your ass with a Sparta kick I DID DeAD BART VS SLENDER MaN FIRST ZSHRED you are a stupid POP CULTURE RAP BATTLES YOU cOPY 01 legofan because you MADE MARIO VS SONiC IM tHE best
== Erbo cancer crew / Kahmiren and Kirby ==
Geek Hey you are a French guy I’m the shitty you better go to a potty gghjhjj HAHAHA I will kick your asses wall rivals quit your shit evil Otto vs sonic . ExeCAn suck this bshshwhnhhhhhhhhhh I will win 
== Jordan chapple ==
I’m the biggest fan of stoc you Alla afefevhdbuv BELIEVE Me IM ThE WINnEg
pop culture rap battles you’re bad KAHRIMEN STOP COPING 
i kick your asses DAKOTA YOU CANT BEAt THIS flute master stop .
gabe don’t make rants of my raps .
== Diogo ==
You will get the slap I need stoc in my battles my battles needs to grow AaaaaaEygdgcydvydb I’m the best pop culture rap battles 
Icekingfan400 get outa here you are fat Michael stop with mat Dakota cm on 
you re a Zelda fan who are mad and fat like icekingfan400 
i kick that chapple like I slap an apple you’re bad Dakota you get a girlfriend with bad grammar , Michael you’re not original I unleash my friends , best rap battles of all time get out this SHAZAM YOU CANT BeAT KAZAM IN your battles DAKOTA YOU ARE GOING TO GEt THE SLAP
== N/A ==
WAIT, A LOT TEENAGE BOYS HATES US?!
TIME TO GO WRITE MORE BLOGS ABOUT MY LATEST HIATUS 
== Swoldow Evgrb ==
Better than EPIC HORROR rap battles it’s a me I’m here to beat you all in this MIC I call this smack attack your rhymes are pathetic go to house fanmade rap battles quit your shit DAKOTA YOUR BATTLES HAVE BAD WRITTEN ,MICHAEL YOU BE CANCELLED RAPS THROUGH TIME
YOU SERIES ARE BaC ERBOJOKEs GET fUCK oUTA HERE Before I kick your ass Jordan chapple you’re a crazy fan of superthingsoncups I WIN Dakoya will end up dead like his memes if he truly wants to outrap
Talkin’ chew toys? Every friend you’ve had has bit you in the ass
Kylie backstabbed you like it's nothing, Kuba spread nothing but strife
So now you’re deepthroating Aaron’s Peter and holding on for dear life
You’re so desperate and lonely every night this dumbass shortys
Yelling “SOPHIE! PLEASE BLOW ME! I'M REALLY SAD AND HORNY”
Only to go back on discord, vent about his poor position 
And expect everyone to give his unfunny ass recognition
So don’t talk about representation. Got impressions I’m reeling in
While every role you’ve done sounds like some stoned chipmunk on helium
Whose sole purpose in life is to damage listeners ears
So it makes sense why you’ve been casting me for three straight years.
You try to act all cool and edgy but your attempts just annoy
You went from innocent meme battles to fucking $uicideBoy$
You're a grimy little zombie, back from the dead, and semi-priming
Mourned by just the dirt and flies, which are way more enticing than your rhyming 
=== VinnYO ===
It’s me vinnyo I’m a stupid idiot cause I deleted and exterminated my fucking KILLER RAP BATTLES hahhahahhahahhahh YOU never escaped I DONT WANT REUPLOADS OF MY battles Oh MY WORD NEVer come back bbababababababbababba abbckkkkkkkhbbbhb I STILl WiN I dONT WANT ANY REUPLOADS OF MY BATTLES Shazam you get shocked Zack call me Jackie CHan I kick you Call ME the vinny you all can’t rap when I step to this battle DAKOTA IM DONE
== Epic horror rap battles/ icerM ==
Let me finish this walls you are bad like pat my name is iceRm and you will get this charge will kick you all I wanna make this goryyyyyyyyyYOU eRE WORSE THAN swoldow YOU SayED MY nAME ITS MY turn to rhyme NOTHING ON My DESK you all think can beat me erbocancer you will be doomed by the king of horror and you all erengeymnnn I wIN 
== Boris ==
I’m bORIS FROm OThEr projects you re bad rapper uh my uh oh you are going down down better get outa here battlestargraptica and Dakota you are the worst things I see in internet so ...... BAd TAlking about bad we have epic battles of bad , MICHAEL go back to raps through time AND use the shittiest TOAD COSTUME I’m bold because I got gold I MAKE shitty covers but I’m more popular than you all cause I don’t deleted my channel I stop FOREVEr this geek in this time you GET BEATEN
== Woody/ nothingonmydesk ==
epic horror rap battles you’re a stupid man .my name is nothingonmydesk, blasting out from IMovie
My rap battles are much better than yours, Dakota 
My skit videos are amazing, so you better get out, yo
While IceKingFan, you don’t even know how to rap , you can’t compete with my flow!
I went to Australian conventions, you went to Eating Cake class
I have friends from my school in my rap battles, so don’t hate my ass
Step up to me I dare you, there will be nothing left
You all just got OWNED yo, by NOTHING ON MY DESK
== Epic rap battles OF / METALFIREVA ==
You starting this battle woody you’re a emo why you made a mention of mario Luigi they are you guys are bad you get me mad I battle you to stop this rivalry you making you all stop woody classic you made a shitty Steve costume walls rivals you are bad N/A nobody knows who are you erbo Obie is Obie you gonna lose epic horror rap battles erbocancer let me say you who’s the master I’m the master geek forever better get out of this pop culture rap battles you are a stupid kid who make battles icekingfan and Jared you two make a battle STOP INVADING this don’t try to make a diss because you piss jetman grab your jet and get out of here YOU ARE RIP-OFF OF EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EXTREME DAKOTA YOU ARE NO LONGER IN YOUTuBE LoOSER it’s me the best of the best you all need more to success Jordan chapple you are not the biggest fan , DIOGO you are a fat, VINNYO you’re stupid cause you DELETED YOU OWN BaTTLE I CAn beat you without the stupid karate AND YOURE A JAPANESE NOODLE EATING EMO, EPIC HOrROr battles YOU channel sucks and I don’t give fucks BORIS DONT. Make covers anymor WOODY I DIDNT LIKE ERBOAWESOMES finally I WIN I DONE WITh aLL OF YOU FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M ALL DONE WITH YOU! YOU DESTINY HAS ENDED I WIN AND NONE DECIDED
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