Mario SquarePants

Mario SquarePants is a horrifying "being" created by the evil Dr. Robotnik (Egg-Man). Mario SquarePants once got very badly sandwiched between two dump trucks. Mario and SpongeBob simultaneously thought their suicidal fantasy would finally come to fruition, after years of planning. It was a little messier than everyone expected. Gross!
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It all started when Robotnik drained that terrible hedgehog's blood. The hog was dead, but that didn't quench Ivo's thirst for carnage. Death was too easy. Sonic went a little too fast, to the afterlife, that is. That summer at the Olympics, that amazing summer, Sonic's pale, shaved corpse hung from the hooks in the meat freezer. Ivo cleaned up and went to his hotel room to get ready for the race. But the roided Mario easily crushed the competition and made an enemy of Egg-man.
== The fusion ==
Ivo, hungry for pain, took an unconscious Mario back to his penthouse suite at the Hilton near the stadium. Suddenly, a wormhole took Ivo into SpongeBob's bedroom, where the sea sponge was eating boogers with his best pal Patrick. In a craze, Ivo sucker punched Patrick right on his temple and he died on the spot. Lights out, stupid. SpongeBob was next, but then the wormhole took Ivo, Mario, and SpongeBob back to the penthouse. When Ivo came back to his senses, he saw it. A beacon of pain. He was delighted. One horrible tear of blood fell from what was once Mario's eye. And so began the adventures of Mario Squarepants. Category:Colors
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