Fymairang (Crack Pairing)

Fymairang is the [crack] relationship between Fymine chasing Dragairo and Fang
==Outline==
Fang was once a singer, and Fymine became obssessed with him. Dragairo replaced him eventually, and Fymine became obssessed with him too. Both are extremely afraid of her. Whenever she catches them, she wraps completely around them with in a crushing hug.
==Supporters==
*Lulz--There's no denying it...----Leon Kennedy is teh awsumsauce.
*I have way too much free time.I'm an ever-burning fire 14:59, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
*It's good to be back!!! 17:52, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
*Flashfire Master of Flames 22:36, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
*Cynder500- just reading this makes me wanna be a part of this
==Neutral==
==Haters==
==Roleplay==
Fymine:FANG! DRAGGY! WHERE ARE YOU!?
[In nearby bushes...]
Dragairo:don't call me that.
Fang:Quiet!
Dragairo:why?
Fang:She'll hear us!
Dragairo:*shuts mouth*
Fang:*shivers*
Fymine:COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAARE!
(Ya know, crack pairings have (Crack Pairing) at the end. Do you want me to move it for you?]
[sure!-artemis]
Dragairo:How do we get away?
Fang:We wait for her to leave.
Dragairo:what if she finds us?
Fang:Then we commit suicide.
Twister: *quietly* why are you guys commiting suicide *on a tree branch*
Both;SSSHHHH!
Fang:It's better than her catching us!
Twister: *still quiet* I'm hiding in a tree for the same reason, but different person -_-'
Dragairo:What's with girls these days?
Fang:You tell me.
Dragairo:tell you what?
Fang:About girls.
Dragairo:What about girls?
Fang:They're crazy.
Dragairo:They are?
Fang:Never mind.
Twister:shhhh yu'll get her attention and get my 2-tailed behind found, and besides,she's in her 30's, and we known each other since she was 25, and soon after the first day she saw me....she went nuts.....and now thats why I like hiding in a tree....
Fang:good point
Fymine:DRAGYY! FANG! COME ON OUT! [sweet voice] I WANNA HUG YOU!
Dragairo:don't call me that
Fang:shut up!
Kyle: Chaos Control! (stops time for Fymine, freezing her in place) Run now if you want to SURVIVVVVE!
[Both Fang and Dragairo zip away with surprsing speed]
Twister: ahhhh crud....Lien-Da is unfrozen and I'M GONNA GET MY CORPSE SQUEEZED! unless it's my friend Merinda
Kyle: BUHAHAHA!! (unfreezes Fymine) They went thataway. (points to where they went)
[Fymine runs in the direction Kyle pointed. Within a few minutes, Kyle hears his name cursed with extensive vocabulary]
Twister:well no t=chance waiting up here *clibs don quietly to be punced by his babysitter* AHHHH I WAS WRONG I WAS TERRI BALLY WRONG!!!!!
Lien-Da: I LOVE YOU TWISTER! *starts kissing him repeatedly to death*
Kyle: I HAVE RETURNED!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Twister:DON'T JUST STAND THERE GET THE COPS!!!!!
"I'LL COP YOUR HEAD OFF!"
[Dragairo is speeding toward Kyle, rage energy covering him]
Kyle: NEVER! THE WORLD SHALL BE ENGULFED IN FANGIRLS! FOR THE TORTURE INFLICTED UPON ME BY SUCH BEASTS, SO SHALL THE WORLD DIE!
[Fang races up next to Dragairo and whispers something to him. Then he runs off as Fymine chases him]
Dragairo:that's not a bad idea...
[Dragairo fires the rage neregy in a whirlpool, but something is coming out of it, like a portla.....It's Emily]
Lien-Da:QUIT STRUGGLING BABY! I WANNA EEP KISSING YOU! *tries to keep him on thground but instead she bolts him with gground hand cuffs* you won't get out of these till I'm pleased...now be ready, this will be a good time *starts smooching him without his struggles*
Twister: *passes out* (thoughts) man why did I think of hiding?
(meanwhile seeing ANOTHER twister is runnig)
Twister: I gotta run fast! I'm happy I had a robotic duplicate that feels,sees,looks, ad thinks like me....I bet Lien-Da will have an explosive time in 5 seconds (as in an explosion to her face)
[Fang runs past him, FYmine close behind]
Fang;RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN.
Twister: 0_0 *starts running faster* right, *starts running fast in a figure-8 peel-out like pace* I must, run from...my fangirl/babysitter! *grabs fang by his hand and zooms off quickly to a different zone far from fymine*
Fang:Thank you...
Twuster: welcome, besides.....be glad we're in a place no fangirl will set foot to us here *both shown at lava reef zone* by the way...if I may CHAOS....CONTROL! *chaos control brinds dragairo to where they ware* and you are ALSO welcome ^_^
[Dragiaro blinks]
Dragairo:OH COME ON! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SMASH THAT HEDGEHOG!
Tweister: my twister android who is where we just were will explode any moment *a small boom sound is made* aaaand it blew in his face ito a mountain....Lien-Da....she just got soot on her face...but be lucky we're home free....unless we wanna go on to a further zone.....
"FANG! DRAGGY!"
Dragairo:Don't call me that!
Fang:RUN!
[they both run]
Twister: WAIT FOR ME!!!! *does another peelout to catc up and grabs their hands* hang on tight, this will be a fast ride *takes them quickly to another rando zone, which shows it is tidal tempest zone*
Dragairo:She's just gonna find us again! [picks up stone with a hollow cavity under it, and hides in it with Fang]
Twister: if this works, I'll remember that hollow rock just stands there to point directions at the water*
"FANG! DRAGGY!"
[muffled] "dont call me that!"
[muffled] "shut up!"
Twister: they're in the water, you need to look hard, it'll be 30 seconds before you find them *points to the water* (in his head) best...idea....ever
[Fymine jumps in the water, going at a speed faster than anything Twister has seen before]
Twister: 0_0' *takes the rock off* she'll drown in 5 seconds...good thing they have air bubbles down there...CHAOS...CONTROL! *teleports with them to leaf forest zone from sonic advance 2*
Dragairo:WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?
"DRAGGY!"
Dragairo:DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Fang:We HIDE, not run!
Twister:SHE'S SUPPOSED TO EB IN TIDAL TEMPEST WHICH SHE WILL DROWN HOW CAN YOU GUYS HEAR HER WHERE WE ARE? (she's STILL underwater not in leaf forest so yeah screwed-u[p on the diversion idea -_-)
[Dragairo grabs and shakes Twister]
Dragairo:DON'T YOU GET IT YET!? SHE'S A MILLION TIMES WORSE THAN LEIN-DA AFTER YOU! NOTHING FAZES HER!
Fang:If you keep shouting...
Dragairo:SHE'LL FIND US ANYWAY!
Twister:nothing but duplicates that look,act,and feel just LIKE you, she won't be glad I make replicas of everyone I meet, 200 of them actually ^_^ first time she sees, it'll blow in her face.......besides....whats the worst that could happen?
Dragairo:DON'T SAY THAT!
"DRAGGY! FANG!"
Fang:he said it.
[Both of them hide in a bush]
Twister: uhhh miss fymine, the 2 you been looking for have recently been murdered by dr. eggman.....
Fymine:NO they weren't! Draggy's too strong, Fang's too smart!
"Don't call me that!"
"shut up!"
Fymine:huh?
Twister: well....ask eggman yourself, he knows of his murdering......
[Fymine is gone]
..........................
"How long do you think that'll work?"
"not very long"
(meanwhile)
Eggman: *preparing his script for the fake murder joke* I hope she believes this....
[SFX:BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!]
[Fymine breaks right through the base, slamming eggman to the floor. she is now standing on his belly]
Fymine:Did you hurt Fang or Draggy?
"[distantly] DONT CALL ME THAT!"
"SHUT UP!"
Eggman:like my friend said THEY ARE DEAD, I LASERED THEM TO A BURNING GRAVE FOR PETES SAKE!!!!
Fymine:Lasers?
Eggman:lasers yeah.....
[Fymine cocks her head]
Fymine:you don't sound very sure.
Eggman:if I don't sound sure why doe sthis video show them being sahot by a laser beam? *shows a video f the robot fang and dragairo shot by the laser*
[We are sorry, this roleplay may not show what happens next, due to it's extremely violent nature. Go get a snack while you wait]
[With Twister...]
Dragairo:You know, if she believes that, there won't be enough of eggman for an ant with a microscope to find.
Twister: your right, if this does work, eggman won't e a hinderence with our escape plans....you should be hiding for eternity since she thinks you 2 are dead......besides I already made your fake graves *2 tombstones for dragairo and fang are shown with open holes* well? get in.....seriously, get the heck in your graves before she thinks it was a joke......
[they look at eachother]
Fang:Not a word of this to anyone else...
[they quickly get in, and Dragairo pounds the sides, burying them]
Twister: now to prepare for my next script *reads it over then sits by the 2 fake graves*
[Fymine races up to Twist]
Fymine:EXPLANATION.
Twister: 0_0' *uses chaos control*
[Fymine looks at the fake graves]
Fymine:poor Draggy...
"Don't call me that!"
"SHUT UP!"
Twister: *teleporting back* you must be dreaming bout the talking graves ma'am *blocks for he might get killed*
Fymine:..........*click*
Twister: your not gonna kill me are you??????? because I have nothing to do with this....
[In an instant, Twister is trampled into the ground with mud all over him and in his mouth, as Fymine rages off]
Twister: *in his thoughts* phew least I'm alive* well I'm gonna miss those 2....only friends I got (fake cries)
[in the graves]
......."so....We stay down here...how long?"
"What, you would rather have Fymine?"
"Well, no, but....."
"Sigh....."
Twister: *starts digging eggman's fake grave so he can get out* hey eggman you can come out now the robot is being repaired!
Eggman: *panting* what a relief....where's the other 2 you fake burried
Twister: we're getting to that....besides......I wonder if fymine would kill us for faking the deaths of the 2 singing weasels *snickers*
[a mound of dirt comes toward him, and fang's pistol pops out]
"what was that about singing weasels?"
Eggman:AHHHH ZOMBIES!
Twister: sorry Fang we didn;t mean it....besides....eggman...your over reacting....they'd need big flesh wounds to be zombies....
"You're gonna be he one with big flesh wounds if you say that again"
Twister: you realize your biggest obsessive fan will be hugging you once she sees your hand is popping out and thanks your zombies.....
[before he can blink, the pistol is gone]
Twister: eggman you should be hiding since she still thinks your gone
Eggman: good idea *runs off to hide*
Twioster: now I would do the last part of my act...........tell her the truth.....
[He sees a distant explosion]
Twister: either thats eggman's clone exploding again or fymine about to choke and make me say the truth.....
[a series of explosions, headed toward him]
Twister: it's the truth.....
[He sees Fymine raging toward him!]
Tister: 0_0' *in his thoughts* dude you need to tell the truth *out loud* DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Fymine charges on, death on feet]
Twister: THE TRUTH IS THAT FANG AND DRAGAIRO AREN;T DEAD THEY'RE FAKING IT SO THEY COULD GET AWAY FROM YOU AND ME AND EGGMAN HAD 100% PART OF THIS I WANNA LIVE T_T
]FYmien charges past him, seeking them like a homing missle. a pistol pops out of the ground]
"You die"
Twister: and nw for my best part to begin *chaos controls to tidal tempest* and now I'm safe.
(the end of part 1)
{much later}
Dragairo:*walking trhough with Fang(
Fang:.....
(Twister is shown still at tidal tempest using one of the water shields)
Twister: I'm lucky right now, to be alive.....
[the water becomes bubbly]
Twister: *slams a mallet at the bubbles* DIE!
[the source of the bubbles is a raging Dragairo coming torward him]
Twister: SEE YA! *teleports by chaos contro and he is nearly locked in one non-bubble providing room*
Dragairo:*surfaces* DANGIT! I'm gonna find him..
Lien-Da: no your not. *smacks him back in with a Mallet*
Dragairo:*bites the mallet, breaking it*
Lien-Da: be lucky Amy gave this to me *grabs out her piko piko hammer and smacks him back in*
Dragairo:*though knocked back, jumps out again* I'm not going down! *begins spinning*
Twister: FORE! *smacks him with a giant golf club* I think it'll be a bunker or the hole
Lien-Da: bunker I hope....
[The golf club breaks, he spins faster]
Twister:...I'm gone *teleports with chaos control again with him and Lien-da gone*
Dragairo:*spins faster, rage energy teleports him randomly*
Twister: 0_0' oh no........wait a minute....where's your partner in crime anyway?
Dragairo:Don't matter! *punches rage at him*
Twister: ow! *hits a tree*
Lien-Da: Oh your toast buddy! *grabs Dragairo's neck and throws him into space at the death egg*
Dragairo:*grabs her neck at the same time*
Lien-Da: be lucky our heads are in the building *gets up from the building* I'll be back later *runs off to find the only escape pod on the building*
Dragairo:Heh. I have something you don't. Harmelo Magic. *begins singing Crash And Burn*
Lien-Da: *already at the escape pod* heheh sucker *gets in the pod and shoots out of the building back to mobius*
:(Twist:yeah she isn't affected unless she likes the song, sadly she didn't)
[the harmelo magic surrounds him, and teleports him]
(back on Mobius)
Twister: keep your guard up, no one is goin to kill you, even if they fall out of the sky or right behind you with a handgun.....
Fang;*behind him with a pistol* Oh?
Twister: DIE! *smacks him into the ground like a stake with a piko-piko hammer* CHAOS...CONTROL! *teleports*
Fang:grrrrr....
Lien-Da: *stomps on Fang's head putting it under the ground again*
Fang:*puts his hand up and fires at her several times*
Lien-Da: heheh sadly he forgot my leather suit is bullet-proof.....
Fang:grrr..
Dragairo:*smash-pucnhes from behind*
:(Twist:yeah I'm trying hard for them to live, but don;t worry I'm having eggman fake their death as well, like first part)
Twister: *uses chaos control to save Lien-Da from crashing to a wall* I got a plan, lets fake our death.....
Eggman: jump in the graves you 2 *sho with the graves digged*
Lien-Da: thank you *both jump n their respective gravesbut show together in same hole and same coffin*
Twister: you okay about this?
Lien-Da: yeah, are you?
Twister: a little
Eggman: *finishes burying the grave* now to make a video with my 2 test dummies and my laser, and boom they're off of them for good *runs off to his base*
{he is stopped by Fang poking a pistol in his gut]
Fang:Where are they?
Dragairo:GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Eggman: captured, I'm going to kill them......
*points to the eggpawns holding the fake corpses*
Fang:*blasts them and the eggpawns several times*
Dragairo:*after Fang is done, smahes it all*
Egman: be lucky you guys technically already killed the 2 anyways.....
Fang:Yer talking wierd.
Dragairo:Dun sound like Eggman.
Eggman: I was going to kill them before you two baraged in and shot the robots anyways....
Fang:*looks at Dragairo*
Dragairo:*looks at Fang*
Fang:Doesn't sound like real Eggman, does it?
Dragairo:Nope.
Fang:So?
Dragairo:Let's smash 'im!
Eggman: *gets his eggpod and takes the 2 fake corpses back to base before they catch him*
Fang:*fires several times*
Dragairo:Hmph.
Eggman: *throws a bomb from his machine*
Fang:*blows it up with a shot the instant it leaves the machine*
Eggman: *zooms off still with the fake corpses and is in his base then films the video of their death by laser gun then comes back*
[when he comes back, the two weasels are gone]
Eggman: ?
Fymine:*smashes past Eggman*
Eggman: what are you going here? I DIDN;T KILL THOSE WEASELS!
Fymine:*zooms away*
Eggman: phew...
[Eggman and his machine are suddenly blown apart by plasma!]
Eggman: GAH!
Skarlei:FOUND YOU! *fires double Phoenix [bouncing fireball] blasts at him*
Eggman: HAT DID I DO NOW!?!
Skarlei:YOU DIE!
Eggman: alright I give up -_-'
Skarlei:Didn't you hear me? *fires a level 5 laser at him*
Eggman: *sigh* yeah I know, you can kill me.....affter I ESCAPE! *presses butten and he disappears*
Twister: *digging from the ground out of the grave, can ya help us sir?
Skarlei:eggman...One day I'll have your fat head as a trophy........What is it, fox?
Lien-Da: *pops head out as well* we need back to the surface, we're tired of grave-living......*kisses Twister's cheek*
Twister: -_-' yeah just help us out....
Skarlei:*blasts the ground around them with a mass driver, blowing them out*
Twister: *starts flying and grabs Lien-Da's hands* THANK YOU!!!!!!!!
Skarlei:*nods, taps his claw, which brings his Magnum Phoenix to him. (Giant descent-style ship)*
Twister: well be glad the singing weasels didn't find out we weren't dead....lets hide before they see us *flies off quckly with a water shield on for both of them back to tidal tempest*
[At tidal tempest, millions of Water Bardinals swim and fly around]
Twister: wow...bardnils, never seen them before.....
Water Bardinal:*perches on his head*
Lien-Da: heheh Twister one is on your head....
[Several perch on Lien's dreadocks]5
Twister: many of them are on your dreadlocks
Lien-Da: heheh
[one of them squirts Twister's tail with a water gun]
Twister: *still laughing* these Bardnils are fun
[One of them, with a larger feather crest than the others, swuirts them with a misty spray]
Lien-Da: *giggles* heheh
[they begin filling the room with misty sprays]
Twister: CHAOS...CONTROL! *tekeports him and Lien-da back to palmtree panic*
[there, Nature Bardinals dominate]
Lien-Da: we should go now *grabs Twister and teleports them back on mobius....*
[On which Bardinals, Tunebirds, and Kaetievyz Birds are everywhere!]
Twister: oh I give up -_-'
"Y'can't blame 'em. 'Tis the day of the feathers."
Lien-Da: 0_0 *grabs her piko-piko hammer she still borrowed from amy* DIE1 *smacks whoever said that to the earth*
[A very old gray Tigeroan cat neatly sidesteps the blow]
???:Now,now, is that any way to treat your elders?
Twister: 0_0' sorry sir we thought you were another guy, in which we're running away from, sorry for nearly trying to hurt you...
Lien-Da: sorry sir....
???:Quite alright. I am Myvyr. I study these birds.
Twister: I'm twiter the fox, she's Lien-Da the echidna, we ran into these birds a couple times
:(TwistI'm gonna eb with gwen and destiny for their talkplay for a bit)
:(Kay. I gotta go very soon, for a long time, anyway.)
Myvyr:Good to meet you, Twitter and Lien-Da.
Twister: I meant twister...
Myvyr:I heard you.
Twister: thank you -_-' I have to go......sooooo see ya *zooms off*
Lien-Da: don;t tell him but *whispers* I'm gonna try and successfully seduce him.
Myvyr:*whisper* This may just be my rambling, but maybe stroking his fur would help. Good luck.
Lien-Da: *whisper* thank you *runs off the same direction*
[a curious red bardinal follows her, though she doesn't know it]
Lien-Da: oh yeah *stops for a second* wait.....somethings not right....oh yeah *turns around to see the bardinal* how'd this fella follow me to mobius?
Bardinal:*telepathically tells her it just wants to watch*
Lien-Da: okay, ^_^n just try staying atleast 5 feet, I wanna seduce Twister quietly. *continues running*
Bardinal:*follows at 10 feet*
Lien-Da: *skids behind a bush*
Twister: *busy with his gold mallet* I'm happy I nearly killed eggman with this thing
:(Twist:it's a wooden stick mallet but the part where it hits is golden)
Lien-Da: *thinking* stroke his fur and sweet talk, if he runs off drastic measure #1 *comes out of the bush* hello cutie pie.
Twister: uhhhhhhh *sets hammer down*
Bardinal:*lands silently high in a tree*
Lien-Da: have I ever told you that I loved you *takes hat off and strokes his head fur*
Twister: 0_o' *thinking* could she be....seducing me?
Bardinal:[thinking] Myvyr's pretty smart. any animal feels comforted by feeling it's fur stroked.
Lien-Da: ya wanna have some coffee at your place, I can makeit very ell for you *getting closer to him*
Twister: ummm I dunno..........LATER! *grabs his hammer and zooms off*
Lien-Da: DARN IT! well I was close, but I still think stroking the fur is in drastic measure #1
Bardinal:*flies onto her head* [tele] mind you, the stroking worked. tell you waht, I'll go ask others ways that can help.
Lien-Da: yep, I knew it works, I think he was nervous..........
Bardinal:Y'know....Raeverai, at one time, tried to get him. he seemed to like being licked.
Lien-Da: good idea, stroke fur, then lick him, got it ^_^ thanks buddy *runs off to find him again, then skids behind a rock*
Twister: *busy polishing his hammer again* this hammer is a good weapon.......but I'm nervous if she'd find me again
Bardinal:[thinking] how I love this.*lands in a tree. It plays a sub-tone song to calm Twister from the subconscious, the he himself can't hear it*
Twister: I feel calm, but not sure about things
Lien-Da: *comes up from behind takes his hat then strokes his fur* you still know I love you right?
Twister: Ummmmmm
Lien-Da: I know something you'd like *starts licking his fur*
Twister: ahhhhh *relaxed*
Lien-Da: *thoughts* jackpot!
Bardinal:*continues the subtone song*
Twister: *still relaxed* thanks, but I gotta go......see you later *takes his hammer and zooms off again*
Lien-Da: DARN IT! but hey I got to lick him ^_^ *writes drastic plan B* okay stroke fur sweet talk lick fur.....need a new appearance.
Bardinal:*flaps down and uses his wingtip to also write, "subtone bardinal song". It smiles*
Lien-Da: Thank you buddy, but any ideas for a different appearance?
Bardinal:*thinks for a while, then writes, "something seductive to wear"*
Lien-Da: Good idea, but I'll need some tips, my outfit looks a bit seductive, but not VERY seductive, and tips?
Bardinal:*half-closes eyes in concentration, thinking*
Lien-Da: I was gonna suggest using my seductive-like swimsuit....but I doubt it fits me anymore.....it fitted when I was 25...
Bardinal:*writes on seperate piece of paper* "If it LOOKS too seductive, it'll unnerve him. You want it to be really seductive, but subtly so"
Lien-Da: I once babysat him and I was in my underwear....I think it worked...........you think that would work?
Bardinal:"well, that depends on what he would think of that now."
Lien-Da: they are VERY revealing........so I think he'd love it.....
Bardinal:"combined with three things. my song. licking.stroking his fur. and a calming place in which to do it"
Lien-Da: my place I believe. *points he is walking to her place unknowingly* I think he'd stay there for tonight, he'd be taking a nap for now, giving us time for the song, me to make a good costume change.....and to lick him when he wakes up......
Bardinal:In your own home should feel private and calm enouggh for him. I'll practice my song.*flies away*
Lien-Da: right.....*gets home and slowly tiptoes to her bedroom*
Bardinal:*hiding inside the house, memorizing it's song*
Lien-Da: *comes out to take Twister's hat, hoodie, and shoes and socks off of him, then puts him on her bed, then comes out and closes the door* how's the song coming? he's in my room.....
Bardinal:*smiles* Thrice as powerful, perfect pitch. ready?
Lien-Da: mm'hmm *picks him up and opens the door*
Bardinal:*flies into a hidden spot in the room, and begins the subtone*
(Twister slightly wakes up but doesn;t realize he sees Lien-Da in her underwear)
Lien-Da: hello cutie *strokes his fur everywhere* how ya doing sweetie
Bardinal:*continues the subtone to keep Twister relaxed*
Twister: *quietly* I'm.....fine..........
Lien-Da: You've been walking all day *starts licking his tummy*
Bardinal:*continues*
Lien-Da: *licks his face* your a cute fox
Twister: *quietly* thanks
Bardinal:*continues*
Lien-Da: *gets on the bed on top of him* your my next patient Dr. Twister
Twister: *still relaxed* wait what kind of docter, the healing docotr or love doctor
Lien-Da: love doctor
Twister: oh......well sure I can squeeze-
Lien-Da: *starts making out with him*
Twister: 0_0' *gets his lips from hers* What just happened?
Lien-Da: I wanted to kiss you ^_^
Twister: I have to go, see you later ^_^ *opens the window and hops out losing it*
Lien-Da: awwwwwwww. but hey atleast he was honest about why he left, and I got to have a 5 second kiss ^_^ but I need something even MORE drastic.......but least it worked 50% of the way......
Bardinal:It did work, didn't it? Now let's refine a few edges.
Lien-Da: *getting her leather suit on* yeah, I need some edges fixed.......
Bardinal:Besides practicing my song...let's see....what else can we do....
Lien-Da: my appearance? that could work......
Bardinal:Your appearance...not sure where we can improve there....
Lien-Da: ummmm make it more revealing?
Bardinal:....make it so it's not immidiatly revealing but, once you know he won't run, you'll be able to reveal more.
Lien-Da: *writing down* when knowing he won;t run reveal more got it!
Bardinal:*laughs* Hey,we never caught eachother's names.
Lien-Da: yeah, I'm Lien-Da, who are you?
Bardinal:Fyr'Kyrae. or just Fyr.
Lien-Da: I call you Fyr, sounds easier to say, but still thanks for helping me seduce Twister.....
Fyr:You're welcome! I think we have appearance good. Location?
Lien-Da: he always comes to my place to refresh himself, so we got appearence and locations good, but any other ideas before I try to make out and such? I'm using all previous ideas.....
Fyr:Stroking, licking, he obviously enjoys. hmmm...
Lien-Da: He kinda liked the sweet talk.
Fyr:Try pressing yourself to him, keep eye contact.
Lien-Da: good idea.....
Fyr:I think that's all.
Lien-Da:sweet, we should get some sleep *sees the clock shows 9:00 pm* wanna sleep in here?
Fyr:Sure. I'm not picky, I'll find a perch and get some rest.
Lien-Da: Knight Fyr *turns off the light and falls asleep*
Fyr:Night Lien. *picks a perch and falls asleep*
(next day)
Lien-Da: *waking up* morning Fyr ^_^
Fyr:Mornin' Lien.
Lien-Da: Lets get drastic plan B ready.
Fyr:I woke up early, everything's alll ready. the clothes you need are lying there. and I created my hiding spot.
Lien-Da: thanks Fyr, *puts the clothes on*
:(Twist:what is she wearing to try and seduce Twister with?)
:(Special set of clothing. at first, it's a somewhat tight-fitting tanktop and shorts. but when she wants to, she can make a substantial amount of it fall off.)
:(Twist:so tank top and shorts, that become underwear and all? cool)
Fyr:Yep.
Lien-Da: nice.....whats pecial about it too? *in a black tanktop and black shorts*
Fyr:See that tiny strap on the right side of your neck? Guess what happens when you break it.
Lien-Da: what is it for? *breaks it*
[almost everything falls off, leaving very little on Lien]
Lien-Da: awesome ^_^ I'm so ready.......so how does this get back on me?
Fyr:Here....*takes a few minutes to replace everything and set the strap*
Lien-Da: thanks Fyr
Fyr:There's another strap on the left side of your neck. that leaves you with...nothing.
Lien-Da: can I try it out?
Fyr:Well, the left one takes off your bra and underwear. the right one takes off the other stuff.
Lien-Da: may pull the right then the left strap?
Fyr:If you want to. I'm gonna keep watch for Twist. *flies outside*
Lien-Da: can you see me pull both straps first? he sometimes come in the morning.
Fyr:If it's all the same, I'd rather leave you your decency. save that for Twist.
Lien-Da: good idea.......
Fyr:Besides, I checked several times that it works properly. It will.
Lien-Da: okay.......I think I see him......I gotta get out, I'll take the secret way to the basement *types a keypd code in her closet and the is warped to the basement*
Fyr:*hides*
Twister: *comes inside the livingroom and falls asleep*
Fyr:Alright...*hides in the living room and waits*
Lien-Da: *comes up shown she has pulled off the right strap* okay lets get him to my room,play the song, I'm ready *picks him up*
Fyr:*begins the subtone, and hides in her room*
Lien-Da: *starts stroking his fur* you know that I love you right Twister?
Twister: *tired* yeah......thanks
Lien-Da: *starts licking his tummy*
Fyr:*continues subtone*
Lien-Da: *starts licking his face* you till love me?
Twister: yeah...I promise not to run away
Lien-Da: good you'll get the icing to your cake.... *waits for the signal to pull the left strap*
Fyr:*continues his subtone, and taps the wood with his talon*
Lien-Da: *winks to Fry then pulls the left strap* your my next patient Twister, your in the emergancy room of the love hospital *gets on top of him*
Twister: thanks
Lien-Da: your welcome *starts making out with him*
Fyr:*continues his subtone, eyes closed*
Twister: thanks doctor......
Lien-Da: your welcome patient Twiser, I think I can cure it more quickly....you wanna know how?
Twister: no thanks, I have to be home, I feel better too....thank you.... *hugs Lien then goes off to his home*
Lien-Da: well it proves I can seduce him.....but it almost worked, he refused my offer.......any advice Fyr...and can ya get the straps on my leater suits? it's about bed time anyways *covers up* get the lights when you finish *falls asleep*
Fyr:*works quickly, then turns the lights out. He falls asleep, ideas swirling in his head*
(next day)
Lien-Da: Morning Fyr....
Fyr:*already awake* Good morning, Lien.
Lien-Su: how'd you sleep? I felt great....can ya get me a leather suit out from the closet? I hope they got the straps on them^_^ good job helped too
Fyr:Sure. By the way, tight-fitting red or black leather helps. *flies and chooses a suit*
Lien-Da: Tight-fitting red, shows a bit more of a seductive side to me, making him think I'm naked......if it comes with see through bra and underwear I'd like it
Fyr:easily done. Most people don't believe there's such a thing as a tailor Bardinal. But I'm the exception.
Lien-Da: your a great friend....you should be my pet too.....
Fyr:Sure. No other owner. I'd be glad to!
Lien-Da: thanks Fyr, is the suit ready? I'm very happy I seduced Twister, but almost got him where I wanted him.....
Fyr:Done.
Lien-Da: get me the see-thru bra and underwear too if ya made them, because well....I am naked ya know....
Fyr:Did that too.*gets them*
Lien-Da: thanks *gets under the blanket then comes out wearing the suit* heheh it looks very tight on top, but the bottom feels great, thanks Fyr
Fyr:Y'welcome. When ya get the chance, make a little collar for my leg. Basically, the collar names you as my owner, and also names your nam for me.
Lien-Da: I made that yesterday *gives fyr a little collar*
Fyr:*slips it on* thanks.
Lien-Da: welcome.......so I got everything.....but some smell he'd be attracted to so he can accept the offer........any ideas of smell? I think he likes chocolate....any recommendations?
Fyr:You stay here. I'll figure out what would attract him. *flies off*
Lien-Da: kay
Fyr:*returns on hour later with a small tin and some perfune* I asked around, did some research. this perfume will be the best you can get for him. the tin is actually chocolate, you can rub it on yourself.
Lien-Da: can ya fix the suit after this, but first turn around *pulls both straps then starts rubbing the tin* finished you can fix the suit and underwear for me.....
Fyr:*fixes it* There's no way Twister will be ablel to resist.
Lien-Da: Shade knows I like him too, so she won;t mind it at all, so yeah if you ask, he isn;t cheating on her, this is just to see what she has to do to be ready for him. heheh, like a little help for her. *suit is put on* thanks Fyr
Fyr:Speaking of, the Tails of our dimension has two lovers, Skye and Cosmo. but the two girls get along fine, sharing him no matter what.
Lien-Da: heheh, he feels like his little brother, but least we both share him no matter what as well...
Fyr:I think he's coming soon.
Lien-Da:Good, I'm still happy I share Twister with Shade.....
Fyr:Aye. That sort of freindly sharing is rare. *hides*
Lien-Da: yeah, but still we're friends....
Fyr:I'll start subone when i hear him. get ready.
Lien-Da: play it when I break the strap in the basement *does what she had done yesterday with the closet code, she warps while pulling to the strap*
Fyr:*telepathically* don;t forget the perfume.
Lien-Da: right. *checks for the perfume* got it *sprays it on her*
(Twister comes inside and sleeps on the couch again)
Fyr:*waits a while, then plays the subtone*
Lien-Da: *in her room with Twister on the bed and she's stroking his fur* you okay buddy?
Twister: I'm fine....thanks you smell like chocolate........
Lien-Da: *starts licking his tummy* I know ^_^
Fyr:*tele to lien* Aye, you have it covering you. press yourself to him.*subtone*
Lien-Da: *puls the other strap then presses onto him* you like it Twister?
Twister: Yeah, thanks.....
Fyr:*tele* now the perfume's in his nostrils. It'll practically charm him. combine that with everything else, you're okay 100 percent.*subtone*
Lien-Da: *continues to lick him but on his cheeks*
Twister: I love you Lien-Da
Lien-Da I love you Too......your my next patient for the love doctor.
Twister: gimme medicine ^_^ *starts making out with Lien-Da*
Fyr:*subtone* [thinking] perfect.
Lien-Da: you can use some more medicine.......you need any comfort beforehand
Twister: a little.........
Lien-Da: heheh *gets off and lays on her belly on the bed*
Twister: *gets on her back* thanks doctor
(hours later)
Lien-Da: *asleep under the blanket with Twister*
Twister: *yawns* morning......
Lien-Da: morning ^_^
Fyr:*asleep, but the subtone still echoes in his feathers*
Lien-Da: Morning Fyr
Twister: Who's fyr?
Lien-Da: the pet who helped me
Twister: ah, but still that was fun *hugs her*
Lien-Da: I know, I'm still happy you and Shade are together
Twister: yep, you 2 agree to share me and all, but I'm very happy to be having you and Shade, *gets his hat and shoes on* thanks for the night ^_^ I'll see you in about a week. *goes home from the door*
Fyr:Success?
Lien-Da: see ya! ^_^ *to Fyr* 100% gold! Your advice worked,
Fyr:*smiles* good.
Lien-Da: Shade will know since we share Twister and we talk often, she'll utilize this plan when they get married.....heheh, Twister was a good patient to me........and yes I said I was a "love doctor" and such yadayadayada, but still did I do good?
Fyr:Wonderfully. the love doctor bit was imaginative.
Lien-Da: thanks, I used that for the heck of it, but still should I prepare for next week? Twister's gonna be with Shade....
Fyr:Yep. Prepare. get moer perfume, find the best way to rub the chocolate on yourself...I'll practice and work on your clothing.
Lien-Da: way ahead of you *zooms off to get chocolate and perfume*
Fyr:*on her shoulder* In the chocolate, I mean find the best places to put lots of it, where it should be straight or clumped...Sometimes, that has a big difference. I'm going to get some supplies.
Lien-Da:but I got perfume so I'd straight with the arms and legs, clumped everywhere else.......
Fyr:Put large amounts on your front area, where you'll press to him.
Lien-Da: yep, thats what I have been meaning by everywhere else....
Fyr:"kay, I'll be off. Good luck.*flies off*
Lien-Da: see ya!
Fyr:*flies out of sight*
Lien-Da: I love my New pet!
(you can put him in Lien-Da's information. I'll still control him, but he'll officially be her pet)
:(Twist:She has her own page, but you can use it for our fan-fics)
:(Hokayomeowzamizumiamigohamburger!)
:(Twist:lets paste this to Twist-Da (crack pairing))
:(You do that.I not very good at it)