Our Name Is Jonas Since 1985

==Publishers Summary==
The second episode of musical goodness.
==Script==
: Grandpa
: [CDs. Wave of the future] I'd just like to buy this CD here.
: Clerk
: [Wow. An actual sale] Is that a Jonas Brothers CD?
: Grandpa
: [Walt would not want this] Yes. I'm buying it for my granddaughter.
: Clerk
: [Grand mistake] No you're not.
: Grandpa
: Wh-- what?
: Clerk
: [Listen fool!!!] I can't, in good conscience, let you walk out of the store with this steaming pile of musical feces. [It burns my eyes] Here, take this one instead.
: Grandpa
: [Obey the sign] Dead Kennedys?
: Clerk
: Eh, you can read. Good job.
: Grandpa
: [Have a cookie] [Do not block sign] Is this going to be as wholesome as the Jonas Brothers?
: Clerk
: [There's always room for Jello] Look, you need to get your kids off that tween crap as soon as possible [Like, right now] Start here, and next week we'll move on to Mr. Bungle.
: Grandpa
: [Egg!] Um...
: Clerk
: And while you're at it, pick her up a fucking video game too. [Spend so that we may live] Music sales are slow.
: Grandpa
: [Much like you are] You carry video games?
: Clerk
: [Earth to jackass] I just said music sales are slow. Wh-- what are you, deaf?
: Grandpa
: [Que?] What?
: Clerk
: Fuck outta my store. [Leave]
==External Links==
*Illwillpress website