Deadpool Gets a Life/Episodes

== Season 1 ==
# Daddy's Home! - Wade Wilson has been living an uneventful and frankly depressing life as one day, he learns that he has a biological daughter known as Ellie as he is forced into the position of father. Unfortunately, he is hired to kill mob boss the Slug as he decides to have Hydra Bob babysit while he targets the Slug. Unfortunately, things get chaotic when he learns that Ellie convinced Hydra Bob to take her to see him fight the Slug and that the Slug hired the mentally insane Madcap to protect him.
# Deadpool Re-Kills All of Mount Rushmore - S.H.I.E.L.D. higher-up Clay Quatermaine visits Deadpool and gives him a massive mercenary hit, to kill four US presidents who were resurrected by a misguided S.H.I.E.L.D. intern as Deadpool has to figure out how to permanently kill these US presidents. Meanwhile, Hydra Bob is forced to teach Ellie the birds and the bees due to Deadpool being busy with fighting the zombie US Presidents.
# She's Got A Date! - Ellie notices that the supervillain Xemnu had taken Blind Al somewhere as Deadpool reluctantly heads to rescue her so he can still have a place to live. Things get chaotic when he learns that Xemnu never kidnapped her and the two of them are dating as Deadpool is now forced on a quest to give them a gift for dating in exchange for Deadpool being able to skip on this month of rent.
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# Deadpool vs. the Mercs For Money - Callous businessman Simon Krieger, seeing potential brand recognition on Deadpool's name, hires Taskmaster, Madcap, Solo and Always Sunny in Philadelphia star Glenn Howerton to pretend to be Deadpool in a team known as Mercs For Money. When Deadpool learns of this, he becomes furious and makes it his mission to make Krieger suffer for trying to cash in on his name, while learning that Krieger isn't even the mastermind behind Roxxon.
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