Ballboy

Ballboy (also spelled ballboy) were formed in Edinburgh in the late 1990s. They have recorded mainly for the label SL Records, to who they signed in 1997, but their most recent LP, I Worked On The Ships (2008) came out on the band's own Pony Proof Records. Gordon McIntyre has been the band's main force, originally on guitar and then moving on to vocals (original singer Viv Strachan left due to being uncomfortable performing live) and writing most of their material. It took them five years to release their first LP, A Guide For The Daylight Hours (2003): up till them they had released a series of EPs which were collected on Club Anthems (2001). Both Gordon and Katie Griffith (keyboards) are teachers: McIntyre explained in an interview for Vanity Project (2002) that I Hate Scotland, for example, "wasn’t really linked to a specific moment. I think it’s just something you see all the time living in Scotland. I guess teaching makes me spend lots of time thinking about the different relationships between parents and children, but I have a feeling that that lyric would have been written whether I taught or not."
They have been labelled 'the Scottish Wedding Present' and allmusic claims they have been "cloaked in the kind of hype, critical darling-hood and general preciousness which enveloped their Scottish forebears Belle & Sebastian several years earlier."  Their songs can also be poignant, as in their cover of Bruce Springsteen's Born In The USA: "few cover versions have approached the poignancy of (this), drawing out the pathos that was always there but too easily disguised by Bruce's  air-punching, anthemic treatment." Whitby, M., The Festive Fifty, Nevin Publishing 2005. Nonetheless, their melodic style, firmly rooted in the music and social mores of their homeland, forged a style that evidently appealed to JP, who cited Olympic Cyclist as one of his favourite tracks from 2000. He first started playing them at the end of 1999 and they appeared in every Festive Fifty from 2000 to the end of Peel's run. Moreover, they recorded five sessions for the show, one live from Maida Vale and their last from Peel Acres: this contained a duet with Laura Cantrell on I Lost You, But I Found Country Music which so far has been the only one of their BBC recordings to see the light of day as a commercial release.
Gordon acknowledged John's influence on their career in 2002:
"John Peel allows thousands of people to hear music made without the guiding hand of the corporations. He is an outlet for music that people love, but would not get to hear otherwise. Without him we would have died, or become a faceless corporate band." 
== Festive Fifty Entries ==
Ballboy achieved the highest number of placing in the chart for both 2003 and 2004. In Mark Whitby's 2005 book The Festive Fifty, they are 23rd in his list of 'Top Festive Fifty Bands and Artists,' and he dubbed them "one of the genuine heavyweights of the Festive Fifty".
*2000 Festive Fifty: I Hate Scotland #13 Although the official release had been voted for, John left it at home and had to play the session tape instead.
*2001 Festive Fifty: They'll Hang Flags From Cranes Upon My Wedding Day #26
*2001 Festive Fifty: I've Got Pictures Of You In Your Underwear #41
*2002 Festive Fifty: All The Records On The Radio Are Shite #10
*2002 Festive Fifty: Where Do The Nights Of Sleep Go When They Don't Come To Me #24
*2003 Festive Fifty: The Sash My Father Wore #14
*2003 Festive Fifty: I Gave Up My Eyes To A Man Who Was Blind #23
*2003 Festive Fifty: Born In The USA #38
*2004 Festive Fifty: I Lost You, But I Found Country Music #17
*2004 Festive Fifty: The Art Of Kissing #21
*2004 Festive Fifty: I Don't Have Time To Stand Here With You Fighting About The Size Of My Dick #49
== Sessions ==
*Five sessions. 'I Lost You, But I Found Country Music' (with Laura Cantrell, session #5) released on CD single Past Lovers (SL). First session available as a free download from SL Records (which lists the wrong first TX date). A sixth session was broadcast on 09 November 2004, but was never released.
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1. Recorded 2000-01-30. First broadcast 21 March 2000. Repeated 07 December 2000.
*Essential Wear For Future Trips to Space / I Hate Scotland / Sex Is Boring / Stars & Stripes
2. Live at Maida Vale. First broadcast 27 February 2002 (SL Records special)
(Listener emails about the “decidedly average” NME review of ballboy album that week. JP: “But that’s a magazine that thinks Slipknot matters, do you know what I mean, so I shouldn’t pay too much attention to that.”)
(Peel asks ballboy to play ‘Hang Flags From Cranes’. Gordon McIntyre (ballboy): “If you request it, we’re not going to turn you down, are we?” JP: “No, well you can do. You can tell me to piss off. Many people have done that in the past and many more will, I think.” GM: “Not Scottish people.” JP: “No, that’s true.”)
*All The Records On The Radio Are Shite / Avant Guard Music / I Lost You But I Found Country Music / Olympic Cyclist / Where Do The Nights Of Sleep Go When They Do Not Come To Me / They’ll Hang Flags From Cranes Upon My Wedding Day / I Wonder If You’re Drunk Enough To Sleep With Me Tonight
3. Recording date unknown, own studio. First broadcast 23 January 2003 (Burns night special)
*A Man's A Man For A' That
4. Recorded 2002-02-16. First broadcast 20 March 2003. Repeated 25 September 2003.
*You Should Fall In Love With Me / The Time Out Guide / I Gave Up My Eyes To A Man Who Was Blind / Nobody Really Knows Anything
5. Live from Peel Acres (Christmas special, with Laura Cantrell). Broadcast 23 December 2003
*There Are Only Inches Between Us, But There Might As Well Be Mountains And Trees/Past Lovers / A Starry Night / I Lost You, But I Found Country Music / I Still Miss Someone
"The Christmas special was our third or fourth (actually fifth) Peel session. We had played in Berlin a couple of days before and had bumpy flights both ways. We flew back into Stansted late at night and drove through the snow to a hotel near Peel Acres. The next day we drove through snowy countryside to the house where we met up with John and Sheila, their family and friends, Laura Cantrell and her husband and guitarist. We basically convened in John’s study/studio at one end of the house to the record the sessions, and moved along the hall to the front room to record the Christmas carols. It was an incredibly happy night, warm, friendly and filled with good food and drink. It is hard to describe it beyond that, but it was one of the best nights of my life." (Gordon McIntyre, Scared To Dance interview).6. Recorded 2004-10-28. First broadcast 09 November 2004
* We'll All Had Better Days / Let's Fall In Love And Run Away From Here / Slow Days / The Art Of Kissing / Frankie And Johnny 
== Other Shows Played ==
(The list below was compiled only from the database of this site and Lorcan's Tracklistings Archive. Please add further information if known.)
;1999
*02 December 1999: Donald In The Bushes With A Bag Of Glue (7"-Silver Suits For Astronauts) SL
*22 December 1999: Donald In the Bushes With A Bag Of Glue (CDS-Silver Suits For Astronauts) SL
*23 December 1999 (Radio Eins): Donald In The Bushes With A Bag Of Glue (EP - Silver Suits For Astronauts) SL
;2000
*thumb|330x330px03 January 2000 (BFBS): Donald In The Bushes With A Bag Of Glue (CDS-Silver Suits For Astronauts) SL
*05 January 2000: Donald In The Bushes With A Bag Of Glue (EP-Silver Suits For Astronauts) SL
*27 June 2000: One Sailor Was Waving (EP – I Hate Scotland) SL
*06 July 2000: Olympic Cyclist (EP – I Hate Scotland) SL
*19 July 2000: Olympic Cyclist (EP – I Hate Scotland) SL
*20 July 2000: I Hate Scotland (EP – I Hate Scotland) SL
*20 September 2000: Essential Wear For Future Trips To Space (EP: I Hate Scotland) SL
*03 October 2000: Essential Wear For Future Trips To Space (EP: I Hate Scotland) SL
*12 October 2000: Olympic Cyclist (EP - I Hate Scotland) SL
*November 2000 (FSK): Essential Wear For Future Trips To Space (CD - I Hate Scotland) SL
*28 December 2000: I Hate Scotland (Peel Session) FF#13
;2001
* 20 March 2001: They'll Hang Flags From Cranes Upon My Wedding Day (CD - Girls Are Better Than Boys) SL
* thumb|330x330px21 March 2001: Leave the Earth Behind and Take a Walk in the Sun (CD - Girls Are Better Than Boys) SL
*22 March 2001 (Radio Eins): They'll Hang Flags From Cranes Upon My Wedding Day (EP - Girls Are Better Than Boys)
*22 March 2001 (Radio Eins): Swim For Health (EP-Girls Are Better Than Boys)
*March 2001 (FSK): Swim For Health (CD - Girls Are Better Than Boys) SL
*22 March 2001 (Radio Eins): Leave The Earth Behind You And Take A Walk Into The Sunshine (album - Club Anthems 2001) SL
*28 March 2001: They'll Hang Flags From Cranes Upon My Wedding Day (SL)
*05 April 2001: I've Got Pictures Of You In Your Underwear (SL)
*08 April 2001 (BBC World Service): They'll Hang Flags From Cranes Upon My Wedding Day (CD - Girls Are Better Than Boys) SL
*12 April 2001 (Radio Eins): I've Got Pictures Of You In Your Underwear (SL)
*17 April 2001: They'll Hang Flags From Cranes Upon My Wedding Day (SL)
*26 April 2001 (Radio Eins): They'll Hang Flags From Cranes Upon My Wedding Day (SL)
*25 December 2001: I've Got Pictures Of You In Your Underwear (EP-Girls Are Better Than Boys) SL FF#41
*26 December 2001: They'll Hang Flags From Cranes Upon My Wedding Day (EP-Girls Are Better Than Boys) SL FF#26
;2002
*thumb|330x330px22 January 2002: Donald In The Bushes With A Bag Of Glue (SL)
*23 January 2002: A Day In Space (SL)
*24 January 2002: Dumper Truck Racing (SL)
*31 January 2002 (Radio Eins): Donald In The Bushes With A Bag Of Glue (album - Club Anthems 2001)
*19 February 2002: All The Records On The Radio Are Shite (EP) SL
*21 February 2002: A Day In Space (LP – Club Anthems 2001) SL
*26 February 2002: Stars And Stripes (EP - All The Records On The Radio Are Shite) SL
*thumb|330x330px05 March 2002: All The Records On The Radio Are Shite (EP - All The Records On The Radio Are Shite) SL
*21 March 2002 (Radio Eins): All The Records On The Radio Are Shite (7") SL
*21 March 2002 (Radio Eins): Stars And Stripes (7" - All The Records On The Radio Are Shite) SL
*21 March 2002 (Radio Mafia): All the Records On The Radio Are Shite (EP) SL
*10 April 2002: All The Records On The Radio Are Shite' (EP 'All The Records On The Radio Are Shite') SL
*11 April 2002 (Radio Eins): All The Records On The Radio Are Shite (EP) SL
*16 April 2002: Stars And Stripes (EP – All The Records On The Radio Are Shite) SL
*18 April 2002 (Radio Mafia): Stars And Stripes (EP - All The Records On The Radio Are Shite) SL
*02 May 2002 (Radio Eins): Stars And Stripes (EP - All The Records On The Radio Are Shite) SL
*07 May 2002: All The Records On The Radio Are Shite (single) SL (dedicated to “my friend Kid Jensen.”)
*28 August 2002: Where Do The Nights Of Sleep Go To When They Do Not Come To Me (LP - A Guide To The Daylight Hours) SL
*11 September 2002: Avant Garde Music (LP – A Guide For The Daylight Hours) SL
*13 September 2002 (BBC World Service): Where Do The Nights Of Sleep Go To When They Do Not Come To Me (LP - A Guide To The Daylight Hours) SL
*19 September 2002 (Radio Eins): I Wonder If You're Drunk Enough To Sleep With Me T (album - A Guide For The Daylight Hours) SL
*03 October 2002: I Wonder If You Are Drunk Enough To Sleep With Me Tonight (CD - A Guide For The Daylight Hours) SL
*09 October 2002: You Can't Spend You Whole Life Hanging Around With Arseholes (LP - A Guide To The Daylight Hours) SL
*15 October 2002: I Lost You But I Found Country Music (LP - A Guide For The Daylight Hours) SL
*17 October 2002 (Radio Eins): I Lost You But I Found Country Music (album - A Guide For The Daylight Hours) SL
*23 October 2002: Where Do The Nights Of Sleep Go To When They Do Not Come To Me (CD Single) SL
*24 October 2002 (Radio Eins): Europewide Search For Love (album - A Guide For The Daylight Hours) SL
*31 October 2002 (Radio Mafia): You Can't Spend Your Whole Life Hanging Around With Arseholes (SL)
*31 October 2002 (Radio Eins): Where Do The Nights Of Sleep Go To When They Do Not Come To Me (CD Single) SL
*02 November 2002 (BBC World Service): I Lost You But I Found Country Music (LP - A Guide For The Daylight Hours) SL
*07 November 2002 (Radio Eins): A Night At The Ballet (CD - Where Do The Nights Of Sleep Go To When They Do Not Come To Me?) SL
*13 November 2002: Meet Me At The Shooting Range (LP - A Guide To The Daylight Hours) SL
*14 November 2002: Nobody Really Knows Anything (LP - A Guide For The Daylight Hours) SL
*21 November 2002 (Radio Eins): Meet Me At The Shooting Range (album - A Guide For The Daylight Hours) SL
*23 November 2002 (BBC World Service): Meet Me At The Shooting Range (LP - A Guide For The Daylight Hours) SL
*26 November 2002: I Wonder If You Are Drunk Enough To Sleep With Me Tonight (LP - A Guide For The Daylight Hours) SL
*28 November 2002 (Radio Mafia): Meet Me At The Shooting Range (SL)
*05 December 2002 (Radio Eins): I Wonder If You're Drunk Enough To Sleep With Me Tonight (album - A Guide For The Daylight Hours) SL
*20 December 2002 (BBC World Service): Nobody Really Knows Anything (LP - A Guide For The Daylight Hours) SL
*26 December 2002: All The Records On The Radio Are Shite (CD Single) White Label (played as Peel selection teaser during 2002 Festive Fifty)
*26 December 2002: Where Do The Nights Of Sleep Go To When They Do Not Come To Me (CD Single) Ballboy FF#24
*26 December 2002: All The Records On The Radio Are Shite (CD Single) White Label #FF10
;2003
*thumb|330x330px27 March 2003: A Europewide Search For Love (CD Single) SL
*22 April 2003: They'll Hang Flags From Cranes Upon my Wedding Day (EP - Girls Are Better Than Boys) SL
*May 2003 (FSK): Swim For Health (CD - Girls Are Better Than Boys) SL
*02 May 2003 (BBC World Service): They'll Hang Flags From Cranes Upon my Wedding Day (EP - Girls Are Better Than Boys) SL
*10 June 2003: I've Got Pictures Of You In Your Underwear (EP - Girls Are Better Than Boys) SL
*thumb|330x330px24 September 2003: The Sash My Father Wore (LP - The Sash My Father Wore) SL
*02 October 2003: Welcome To Växjö (LP -The Sash My Father Wore And Other Stories) SL
*09 October 2003 (Radio Eins): The Sash My Father Wore (LP - The Sash My Father Wore) SL
*15 October 2003: I Gave Up My Eyes to A Man Who Was Blind (LP - The Sash my Father Wore) SL
*22 October 2003: Born In The USA (LP- The Sash My Father Wore) SL
*November 2003 (FSK): Born In The USA (CD - The Sash My Father Wore And Other Stories) SL
*06 November 2003 (Radio Eins): Born In The USA (album - The Sash My Father Wore & Other Stories) SL
*11 November 2003: The Sash My Father Wore (LP - The Sash My Father Wore) SL
*15 November 2003 (BBC World Service): I Need Two Hearts (LP - The Sash My Father Wore) SL
*20 November 2003 (Radio Eins): I Need Two Hearts (LP - The Sash My Father Wore) SL
*27 November 2003: Born In The USA (LP- The Sash My Father Wore) SL
*11 December 2003 (Radio Eins): You Should Fall In Love With Me (album - The Sash My Father Wore And Other Stories) SL
*12 December 2003 (BBC World Service): Born In The USA (CD-The Sash My Father Wore And Other Stories) SL
*18 December 2003 (Radio Eins): All the Records on the Radio Are Shite
*24 December 2003: Born In The USA (CD-The Sash My Father Wore And Other Stories) SL FF#38
*25 December 2003: I Gave Up My Eyes To A Man Who Was Blind (LP-The Sash My Father Wore And Other Stories) SL FF#23
*25 December 2003: The Sash My Father Wore (LP-The Sash My Father Wore And Other Stories) SL FF#14
;2004
*thumb|330x330px24 March 2004 (with Laura Cantrell): I Lost You, But I Found Country Music (single b-side - Past Lovers) SL
*01 April 2004: Past Lovers (CD single) Ballboy
*29 April 2004: The Angels (EP- Past Lovers) SL
*May 2004 (FSK): The Angels (CD - Past Lovers) SL
*04 May 2004: The Angels (EP- Past Lovers) SL
*07 October 2004: The Art Of Kissing (download) SL
;Others
*thumb|330x330px26 October 2004 (with Laura Cantrell): I Lost You, But I Found Country Music (CDS-Past Lovers) SL (Peel tribute show)
*27 October 2004: Born In The USA (CD-The Sash My Father Wore And Other Stories) SL (Peel tribute show)
*28 October 2004: I Don't Have Time To Stand Here With You Fighting About The Size Of My Dick (LP - The Royal Theatre) SL (Peel tribute show)
*02 November 2004 (Rob Da Bank):  'The Art Of Kissing' (LP - The Art Of Kissing) - (SL Records)
*11 November 2004 (Rob Da Bank): 'I Gave Up My Eyes To A Man Who Was Blind' - (SL)
*23 November 2004 (Rob Da Bank): 'I Don’t Have Time To Stand Here With You Fighting About The Size Of My Dick (LP - The Royal Theatre)' SL  
*01 December 2004 (Rob Da Bank): 'The Ghosts Of New Orleans' (LP - The Royal Theatre) (SL)
*28 December 2004 (Rob Da Bank): I Don't Have Time To Stand Here With You Fighting About The Size Of My Dick (CD-The Royal Theatre) SL FF#49
*29 December 2004 (Rob Da Bank): The Art Of Kissing (CD-The Royal Theatre) SL FF#21
*30 December 2004 (Rob Da Bank) (& Laura Cantrell): I Lost You, But I Found Country Music (Peel Session) FF#17
*Pop Depresija (Pop Depression): All The Records On The Radio Are Shite (Peel Session)
*John Peel's Scottish Sessions (& Laura Cantrell): I Lost You But I Found Country Music (session #5) (also Gordon McInytre talking about Peel and his importance to him and the band)
== See Also ==
*Peel Sessions: The Best 125
*Football
*January 2000 (Peel's Record Box)
*September 2000 (Peel's Record Box)
*March 2001 (Peel's Record Box)
*April 2001 (Peel's Record Box)
*January 2002 (Peel's Record Box)
*February 2002 (Peel's Record Box)
*March 2002 / April 2002 (Peel's Record Box)
*October 2002 (Peel's Record Box)
*November 2002 (Peel's Record Box)
*September 2003 (Peel's Record Box)
== External Links ==
*Wikipedia
*Official site includes session pictures
*allmusic
*Teenage Kicks (blog): Great Chieftain O' The Pudding Race 
;Footnotes
Category:Artists