Colonel Desertsword

Colonel Desertsword is a character who appears on the first page of Chaos Master's origin story, presented as 'something completely different'. His existence is never explained, nor does he ever appear again in the comic. He seems intent on killing Jonah Gordonson.
== Character ==
=== Appearance ===
He has grey skin, long dark hair, a dank goatee, and wears a camouflage-print jacket over an orange shirt. He also wears a red beret with an orange-blue pin, gold glasses, and a red rosette.
=== Personality ===
He is loyal and obedient, but is quite self-absorbed, constantly saying his own name.
=== Abilities ===
He is determined and loyal, and presumably has access to a number of soldiers and explosives.
== History ==
His history is unknown, as all we know of him is that he is large and not-quite-in-charge, following orders from some mysterious superior (likely Mysterious Shadowy Figure).
== Trivia ==
* His name is misspelt as 'Desertword' in one panel.
* He is presumably of Irazi descent, or at least lives in Iraz/serves under Iraz leader MSF.
* thumb|321x321px|Desertsword in AridistanHe bears notable resemblance to the Inexplicablum fisherman at the end of Episode 5.
== Gallery ==
thumb|378x378px|With the Hoodie and Businessman
Category:Villains
Category:Males
Category:Unsolved Mysteries
Category:Irazians
Category:Elite Normos
Category:Soldiers