UnAnything: The Novel

UnAnything: The Novel is a book of legendary proportions. Written by the UnAnything Team in 2022 when they had an excess amount of free time, it gives you anything and everything to know about the UnAnything Wiki and more. There is at least one copy of this book in every library to exist, and every Amazon account has this book to start off with.
It all started in late 2021, where In a moment of Uncreativity, The UnAnything Team decided to write a novel about the UnAnything Wiki despite the fact that they already made two Shames, a TV Show, a Card Shame, a Temple. and even an Enitre Movie Trilogy about it. We are really selling out this wiki, eh?
Well, either way, we are gonna tell ya about what's in this book, and the exciting stuff about it! There's a seemingly infinite amount of chapters, as Nobody has made it to the end of the book yet. He's not gonna spoil it for you, though! We'll do that job instead!
== Link to the book ==
I mean, you obviously are gonna want to read the book, so here is the link:
UnAnything: The Novel
==List of Chapters==
*Chapter 0: A chapter telling the reader how great Captain 0 is and his life and history.
*Chapter 1: Basically a more detailed version of Timeline of the UnOmniverse. GOTTA LOVE THAT EXPOSITION!
*Chapter 2: Another summary for the Timeline of the UnOmniverse as the exposition is too large to fit into the first chapter alone.
*Chapter 3: Some actual non-exposition content for once! It's basically 3 having an adventure assassinating people and such.
*Chapter 4: A written version of Battle for Dream Island, which is like Total Drama but with Objects.
*Chapter 5: A written version of Inanimate Insanity, which is an alternate UnUniverse of BFDI.
*Chapter 6: A bunch of sheet music that was used when Marc Baril and Spiralmouth were composing the tracks in Crash Tag Team Racing, you're welcome, mi amigo. A
*Chapter 7: A pop-up book style passage detailing all of Kaptain Skurvy's not so ill-begotten royalties. A QR code that plays Crab Rave is located under his hat.
*Chapter 8: A collection of documents of various dictators, like Ducky, Bowser and Adolf Hitler.
*Chapter 9: A summary of World Wars I and II. World Wars III and IV are here too, however only in the exclusive special editions of the UnBook, which is OVER 9000 UnDollars at this moment. It will be 99999999999999999 UnDollars in the next month.
*Chapter 10: A summary of UnWars I, II, and III.
*Chapter 11: A story about Bart Simpson at a Seven Eleven, where he drinks Slurpees until his brain gets frost burn. 
*Chapter 12: A complete and detailed summary of every shame in the Gappy the Shame series. 
*Chapter 13: An even MOAR complete and detailed summary of every shame in the HaloBob GunPants series. 
*Chapter 14: The entirety of Louie's Notes, plus a handful of novel-exclusive recipes. Special partnership with Louie. 
*Chapter 15: The sheet music of the UnAnything: The Series theme song. 
*Chapter 16: The recipe of the 0 Burger. 
*Chapter 17: Every image on this wiki as of the end and beyond... 
*Chapter 18: A chapter which contains a collection of every card in the UnAnything Trading Card Shame. Notably, the cards are physical objects and can be taken out of the page. 
*Chapter 37: A 251-Paragraph Essay of why Berry likes Kris. God damn it, not again, Berry...
*Chapter 87: The FNAF lore summarized. I should note that this is only 50% accurate due to how confusing it is.
*Chapter 151: A list of Pokedex Entries for the first 9 generations of Pokemon.
*Chapter 1114710: The chapter all about the history of Mario. Wario ripped half the pages of this chapter and replaced them with pictures of himself, claiming the "111" stands for a W and not an M.
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