Mama Binturong (episode)/Transcript

(Everyone is walking in the Forest and Beshte is talking to his new friend)
Beshte: 
(Laughs)
Anga: 
(Anga turns to Kion) Looks like Beshte's made another friend. 
Kion: 
Everywhere we go. 
Beshte: 
So Tenuk, there a lot of good plants to eat in this forest?
Tenuk: 
Ah the best! Fruits, berries, leaves you name it.
Bunga:
How are the bugs?
Tenuk: 
Couldn't tell ya.
Ono: 
Tapirs don't eat bugs. Common knowledge, really.
Bunga:
You don't know what you're missing.
Tenuk: 
Gonna be in these parts long? I'd love to introduce you to my friends. Hey guys, say hi to my new friend. 
(Tenuk's friends wave at Beshte)
Both: 
Hi, Beshte!
Beshte: 
Gee. Folks sure are friendly around here.
Tenuk:
Yeah. And you're welcome to stay here as long as you like.
Fuli: 
Yeah, well, we're just passing through right, Kion?
Kion: 
Right.
Tenuk: 
Well, if there's anything you need while you're here, just let me know. And I mean, anything. 
Makini: 
Oh! We can always use some more tuliza.
Tenuk: 
(Stutters) T-T-Tuliza! (Yells) I take it back! Go away! Leave me alone! (Tenuk leaves and runs away from everyone)
(Leaves rustling) 
Makini: 
Was it something I said?
Bambun: 
Good gracious! What's going on?
Seisou: 
What did you do to Tenuk?
Beshte: 
Nothing. We didn't mean to scare him. Honest.
Makini: 
eah. I guess he just doesn't like tuliza.
Both:
Tuliza! (Both Screaming) (They both run away)
Anga:
 Wee-rid.
Kion: 
What's going on around here?
Bunga:
Yeah. Everybody's running away from Makini whenever she says Tuliza.
(Birds squawks) Ah, Tuliza! Ahhh!
Beshte: 
I don't think it's about Makini.
Kion: 
Beshte's right. It's something about tuliza.
Smun: 
(Smun watches the Lion Guard and Makini) Tuliza?
Fuli: 
Maybe they're scared of tuliza?
Bunga: 
Scared? Of a flower?
Fuli: 
Well, they're sure scared of something.
Smun: 
Oh, ho, ho, I gotta tell Mama.
(Suspenseful music playing)
Smun: 
(Smun goes to warn Mama Binturong but bumps into another porcupine) (Panting) Oops!
Porcupine: 
Hey, watch where you're going. 
Smun: 
Let me through. I gotta talk to Mama. Oh, Mama! Mama! Mama!
 Mama Binturong: 
(Mama Binturong is seen enjoying Tuliza) (Sniffs and sighs) Yes, dear. What is it?
Smun: 
There's a bunch of strange animals in the forest, and they're talking about tuliza.
 Mama Binturong: 
Tuliza, you say? The most wonderful, beautiful, delicious flower there is. Do these strangers have some? Or, do they want some?
Smun: 
(Whimpers) I don't know, Mama.
 Mama Binturong:
Well if they want some, they can't have it. And if they have some, then I want it. And we all know why, don't we? Because the tuliza is all...  (Sinsterly) mine! (Laughing maniacally) 
All: 
Yes, Mama.
 Mama Binturong: 
You're all such good boys.
All: 
Thank you, Mama.
 Mama Binturong: 
And you all know you're place.
Smun: 
That's right. You're the boss!
 Mama Binturong: 
Yes. Mama's the boss. And nobody messes with me... Or my tuliza!
(Music starts)
(Everything turns black and white)
(Porcupines sway their heads back and forth)
 Mama Binturong: 
¶Well, you best not mess with Mama
(Mama Binturong starts tapping her feet)
¶'Cause Mama's always right
(Mama Binturong claps her hands)
¶And if you mess with Mama
¶You're gonna lose the fight
(Porcupines gather around Mama Binturong)
¶Now Mama loves her boys
¶They know that she knows best
¶When you're on Mama's good side
¶She'll take care of the rest
(Mama Binturong walks up to two squirrels)
¶Oh yeah, you best not mess with Mama
(Porcupines gather around the two squirrels)
¶You'll find out if you do
(Seisou is seen eating Tuliza but Mama Binturong scares him)
¶A whole mess of trouble
¶Will come raining down on you!
(Mama Binturong enjoys her Tuliza)
¶And if you mess with my tuliza
¶You know that's just as bad
(Porcupines nod their heads)
¶There's nothing else you can do
(Mama Binturong makes an angry face)
¶That makes Mama more mad
(Mama Binturong lays down in a pile of Tuliza)
¶My tuliza's so delicious
¶A delectable delight
(Bambun tries to eat some Tuliza but Mama Binturong scares him)
¶So keep your paws off it!
¶Or you're gonna get a fright
¶Don't even say its name
(Tenuk tries to eat some Tuliza but Mama Binturong takes it from him)
¶'Cause every flower's mine
(Mama Binturong dances and the porcupines show their quills)
¶Unless you wanna meet the quills of a loyal porcupine
(An animal runs away from the porcupine)
¶Oh yeah, you best not mess with Mama
(The animal jumps on a tree but Mama Binturong scares him)
¶You'll find out if do
¶A whole mess of trouble
¶Will come raining down on you!
(Mama Binturong enjoys her Tuliza)
¶And if you mess with my Tuliza
¶You know that's just as bad
(Porcupines all sing along)
¶There's nothing else you can do
All: 
¶That makes Mama more mad
Mama Binturong: 
¶Now you know Mama's always right
Porcupines: 
¶Right!
Mama Binturong: 
¶And she's got quite a appetite
Porcupines: '
¶Tite!
(Mama Binturong gathers the Tuliza) 
Mama Binturong: 
¶And you boys have gotta feed
Porcupines:
 ¶Feed!
(Mama Binturong throws her Tuliza in the air)
Mama Binturong: 
¶Her insatiable tuliza needs
All: 
¶You best not mess with Mama
(Mama Binturong and the porcupines stand on the Tuliza)
¶You'll find out if do
(Mama Binturong slides down the pile of Tuliza)
Mama Binturong: 
¶A whole mess of trouble
¶Will come raining down on you
(Tenuk and his friends try to eat the Tuliza but the porcupines scare them)
¶And if you mess with my tuliza
¶You know that's just as bad
(Tenuk and his friends run away from the porcupines)
¶There's nothing else you can do
(Tenuk and his friends jump into a river and run away)
¶That make Mama more mad
Porcupines: 
¶You best not mess with Mama
(Mama Binturong and her porcupines dance)
Mama Binturong: 
¶You best not mess
Porcupines: 
¶You best not mess with Mama
Mama Binturong: 
¶Oh you best not mess with Mama
Porcupines:
¶You best not mess
(Music ends)
(Everything turns back to color)
Mama Binturong:
Now, let's find out what these strangers want with my tuliza.
(The scene transitions and Tompok is seen eating a plant and the Lion Guard and Makini walk past him)
Tompok: 
(Chewing and Swallowing)
Bunga: 
Oh, guys, guys, guys, guys, watch this.
Tompok: 
(Chewing)
Bunga: 
Tuliza!
Tompok: 
(Yells) (Tompok gets scared and runs away)
Bunga: 
Did I surprise him!
Tompok: 
Woah! (Grunting)
Bunga: 
Uh-oh.
Tompok:
(Tompok falls into the river) (Yells) (Whimpers)
Beshte: 
Oh, no, he fell into a river.
Fuli: 
Bunga!
Anga: 
I got him.
Tompok: 
(Whimpering)  Help!
Anga: 
"Anga-lenga!" (Anga picks up Tompok)
Tompok: 
Let me go! (Screaming) Help!
Anga:
(Anga rolls her eyes) You're welcome.
Tompok: 
Please, let me go!
Anga: 
(Anga lets Tompok go) There.
Bunga: 
Sorry about that.
Beshte: 
So little civet, why is everyone here so afraid of tuliza?
Tompok: 
Tuliza! (Screaming) (Tompok runs away from the Lion Guard and Makini)
Anga: 
Like I said. "Wee-rid."
Tompok: 
(Tompok runs into Smun) (Grunts) 
Smun: 
What did you tell those strangers?
Tompok: 
Nothing.
Smun: 
(Scoffs) We heard you say "tuliza."
Tompok: 
(Shiepishly) I just said the word.
Mama Binturong: 
When will you civets learn? It's not nice to fool Mama Binturong. 
Tompok: 
Mama Binturong, I promise, I didn't tell them anything about you're tuliza.
Mama Binturong: 
Then why are they talking to you about tuliza?
Tompok: 
I don't know. I don't know. 
(Quills emerge)
Kion: 
No more joking around okay, Bunga? We don't have time for jokes. We gotta keep going.
Smun: 
(Smun notices the Lion Guard and Makini) Mama, the strangers!
Mama Binturong: 
Let him go. I want to see these strangers for myself.
Kion: 
(Kion rubs his eye because of his scar) (Grunts) 
Fuli: 
(Fuli turns to Makini) Makini.
Makini: 
Oh, right. Have some tuliza, Kion. (Makini leaves her staff on the log)
Mama Binturong:
(Sighs) Tuliza! Porcupines get me that staff. 
All: 
Yes, Mama.
Makini: 
We don't have much, but you can have a little.
(Makini gives Kion some Tuliza and he eats it)
Kion: 
Okay. (Chews and swallows) 
Mama Binturong: 
(Mama Binturong watches Kion eat the Tuliza) (Slurps) and licks lips) Tuliza!
Makini: 
Better?
Kion: 
Yes. Thanks, Makini. Okay, now let's go.
(Everyone keeps walking)
Fuli: 
Uh, Makini. Forget something?
Makini: 
No, I don't think so. I... (Gasps) My staff... Thanks, Fuli. (Makini sees her staff missing) I was sure I put it on this log. Where could it be?
(The porcupines brings Mama Binturong Makini's staff)
Mama Binturong: 
(Mama Binturong opens the gourd) (Sniffs) Hmm, Tuliza! (Soft chuckles) (Mama Binturong eats the Tuliza) (Chewing) Good boys. (Sniffs) Now, back to the hideout.
(Mama Binturong and the porcupines leave with Makini's staff)
Kion: 
You sure you put it on the log?
Makini: 
Yes. It was right here.
Anga: 
(Anga spots tracks) Guys, look, tracks.
Fuli: 
Porcupine tracks. The tracks end here. (Sniffing) And I can't smell anything but Bunga.
Hunga: 
You're welcome.
Beshte: 
You really think some porcupine stole Makini's staff?
Kion: 
Maybe. Anga, see if you can spot porcupines with Makini's staff.
Anga: 
Yup.
Makini: 
Oh, I'm so sorry, Kion. My staff had the rest of our Tuliza. And, nobody here will help us find Tuliza! But, what if you need some more? And, my staff makes the moja kwa moja stone paintings come to life, too! But, I think the only place I can find a new bakora staff is in the Pride Lands. (Gasps) We'll never find the Tree of Life now!
Beshte:
Makini, shwari.
Makini: 
Oh, yeah. Thanks, Beshte. (Sighs) Shwari.
Anga: 
(Anga comes back to everyone) What'd I miss?
Kion: 
Nothing much, Any sign of the staff thieves?
Anga: 
Nope. Too many trees and plants to see much of anything to see from the sky.
Kion: 
What do you think, Fuli?
Fuli: 
Uh, well, we do need Makini's staff to get our way to the Tree of Life.
Beshte: 
We could ask the animals who live here. Maybe they know who took it.
Fuli: 
You mean, the animals that run away every time we talk to them?
Beshte: 
Only when we mention Tuliza. They might help us find a missing staff.
Kion: 
Good idea, Beshte. Let's go ask around.
Anga: 
Maybe this guy can help us.
(Beshte walks up to Seisou who's hanging on a tree)
Beshte: 
Hey, there, Mr. Gibbon.
Seisou: 
Oh, uh, hello, again.
Beshte: 
My friend Makini lost her staff. Maybe you've seen it?
Seisou: 
A staff? What's that?
Beshte: 
It's a stick, with a couple of gourds hanging on it.
Seisou: 
Uh, why would somebody hang gourds on a stick?
Bunga: 
That's where we keep our Tuliza.
Seisou: 
Tuliza! (Yells) (Seisou runs away)
Fuli: 
Bunga.
Bunga: 
Don't worry, I got this. "Zuka Zama." (Bunga climbs the tree and follows Seisou) Hey, gibbon, I didn't mean to say "tuliza." It's not about the tuliza. 
Seisou: 
No, no, no. No, no, no. no. no no!
Bunga: 
Forget I said "tuliza."
Seisou: 
(Yells)
Fuli: 
Bunga!
All: 
Stop saying "tuliza"!
Bunga:
Guys, you're not supposed to say "tuliza," remember? Oops, I said "tuliza." Oops, I said it again.
Seisou: 
Go away!
Bunga: 
Forget the other thing I said. We're just looking for the stick.
Anga: 
(Anga flys up to Seisou) Look.
Seisou: 
(Yells) 
Anga: 
We just wanna talk.
Seisou: 
Fine. You got me. But I don't know anything about anything. You, uh... You should talk to the mongoose. 
Bunga: and Anga: 
The Mongoose?
(The sceen transitions and everyone goes to the mongoose home)
(Suspenseful music plays)
Anga: 
This is where he said the mongoose lives.
Bambun: 
(Bambun comes out) Who said that? Who says I live here? 
Kion: 
A gibbon said you could help us. We're looking for a missing staff.
Bambun: 
Not me. I can't help ya. But I know a guy who might. A civet,  He'll talk to you.
(The scene transitions and Anga flies up to Tompok)
Anga: 
The mongoose sent me.
Tompok: 
(Yells) Not you again!
Beshte: 
Easy, little fella. We just wanna talk to you, about a uh, lost stick.
Tompok: 
Lost stick? Hmm. I know a guy, a mouse deer.
Makini: 
A mouse?
Bunga: 
Why'd you call me dear?
Tompok: 
No, a mouse deer. He's the guy you should talk you.
(Suspenseful music plays)
(The scene transitions and the Lion Guard and Maikini walks to the Mouse Deer)
Mouse Deer: 
You need answers. I got answers.
Bunga: 
(Bunga points to the Mouse Deer) Oh! I get it now. A mouse deer.
Mouse Deer:
It's not polite to point. The guy you need to talk to about the stick, lives in the cave, right over there.
Kion: 
Great. Thanks.
(The scene transitions and everyone goes to a cave)
Bunga: 
Hey, you! We see you there.  Are you the guy who knows who took our staff?
Seisou: 
Uh, yeah, that's me.
All: 
You!
Kion: 
Why didn't you just talk to us before?
Seisou: 
'Cause this is the only place I know that her porcupines aren't listening. I don't want her to know I'm helping you.
Makini: 
"Her?" Her, who?
Seisou: 
(Softly) Mama Binturong.
Bunga: 
Mama been there what?
Seisou: 
Mama Binturong. She controls all the... (Whispering) Tuliza in the forest.
Ono: 
So that's why everyone's scared when we mention tuliza.
Seisou: 
Yes. Everyone's scared of Mama Bintruong. She's so mean, nobody even wants to say "tuliza," in case it makes her mad. She's very mean when she's mad. Yeah, if she catches anyone with tuliza, she sends her porcupine after them.
Fuli: 
That explains the porcupine tracks.
Makini: 
And why they took my staff! There was still tuliza in the gourd.
Kion:
So how do we find this Mama Binturong?
Seisou: 
Her hideout is deep in the Stone Forest. But, uh, you'll never reach it. 
Kion: 
Why's that?
Seisou: 
The Stone Forest is almost impossible to get through.  Only Mama Binturong and her porcupines can get through it safely.
Fuli: 
Well, we're the Lion Guard. (Scoffs) We can do anything.
(The scene transitions to Mama Binturong's hideout)
Fuli: 
Okay, maybe not anything. What do you think, Kion?
Kion:
I think we have to get through these. (Kion tries to get through the rocks but can't) (Grunts) Careful, these rocks are sharp.
Ono: 
Maybe Beshte can get through. Hippos have very thick skin. Common knowledge, really.
Beshtw: 
(Beshte looks through the rocks) I'd be lucky if I could get a toe between those rocks.
Ono: 
"Hapana," they are so close together I don't know if I would fit.
Kion: 
Anga, maybe you can get through from above?
Anga: 
I'll see. (Anga tries to get through the rocks from the top but can't) (Grunts) Nope. Not gonna fit. (Anga finds some Tuliza) Hmm, tuliza. Lots of tuliza. I can't get through the rocks. But, I'm pretty sure I found  Mama Binturong's hide out.
Kion: 
That'd be good news if anybody could get to it.
Ono: 
So, we need someone who's not bothered by sharp rocks or porcupine quills, and can carry Makini's staff back here. There's only one choice!
Bunga:
(Bunga rubs his back on the rocks) (Grunts excitedly) Oh, that feels good. Oh, yeah, that's the spot.
Fuli: 
You think he can handle it? 
Kion: 
Of course, he can. Right, Bunga?
Bunga: 
Uh-huh. Of course, I can do it. Uh, do what?
Fuli: 
Go through the Stone Forest to Mama Binturong's hideout, and get Makini's staff back, all by yourself.
Bunga: 
Yes! You're right.  I can totally do it. Show me the way.
Anga: 
Straight through there. You'll see Mama's hideout when you get close. There's lots of tuliza.
Bunga: 
Go straight, look for tuliza. Got it! "Zuka Zama!"
Makini: 
Good luck, Bunga!
(Upbeat music playing)
Bunga: 
(Bunga jumps from rock to rock) (Grunting)  (Laughing) Woah! (Effort grunts)  (Grunts)  Yeah! Hmm, which way do I go? (Echoing)  Don't ask me.  (Echoing)  Hey, that's my voice (Echoing) . "Zuka Zama" (Echoing) . Bunga, shh! (Echoing) Okay. (Echoing) (Grunts) Yup! Woah! (Bunga finds Mamma Binturong's hideout) A-ha. Tuliza. That's gotta be Mama's hideout. (Sighs) That's a long way down. This is gonna be fun! (Bunga jumps down "Zuka Zama!" Prefect Landing. All right porky-orcupines let's do this! Huh? Where is everybody? Hello, I'm here. Anybody here?(Bunga spots Makini's staff) Hey-hey look at that. This is gonna be easier than I thought.
Mama Binturong:
Welcome, Mr.  Bunga.  We've been expecting you.
Bunga: 
Uh? Who said that?
Mama Binturong:  
I did. (Mama Binturong shows up)
Bunga: 
A-hah! You're Mama Binturong.
Mama Binturong: 
That's right.
Bunga: 
Hey, wait, how'd you know my name?
Mama Binturong: 
It's been echoing all over the Stone Forest.
Bunga: 
Oh, yep. All right, Mama. Just give me that staff back. Or, we'll have trouble.
Mama Binturong:  
I have a better idea. Why don't you go back where you came from, and I keep the staff. 
Bunga: 
Why would I do that?
Mama Binturong: 
Because around here, everyone does what Mama says.
Bunga: 
Well, I'm not from around here! So we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way.
Mama Binturong:
I choose the hard way. Or the sharp way. Porcupines!
(Dramatic music playing)
(Porcupines gather around Bunga)
Mama Binturong: 
Go on, boys, you know what to do. 
Bunga: 
What is it?
Mama Binturong: 
Oh, I expect you'll soon see my point, Mr. Bunga.
(Quills emerging)
Bunga: 
Hah! You expect me to be scared of this, Mama.
Mama Binturong: 
No, Mr. Bunga, I expect you to be poked! (Laughing manically)
Bunga: 
(Chuckles) That tickles. "Zuka Zama." (Bunga jumps out of the way from the porcupines)
(All grunts)
Bunga: 
(Laughs)
Smun: 
(Grunting) 
Porcupines: 
(Grunts)
Bunga: 
"Zuka Zama!"
(The Porcupines all crash into each other)
Porcupines: 
(Thudding) (All groaning)
Bunga: 
You're gonna need more than porcupines to beat me! Now, hand over that staff!
Mama Binturong: 
Come and get it.
Bunga: 
All right, you asked for it. (Grunting) (Bunga climbs the mountain pile of Tuliza) (Panting) Made it! Whoo! (Pants) Just give me a second.
Mama Binturong: 
I don't think so. (Mama Binturong knocks Bunga off)
Bunga: 
(Yells) Oh, no, you don't! (Bunga climbs the pile of Tuliza) I'm here to get my friend's staff... (Grunts) and I'm not... (Grunts) leaving...  (Grunts) without it. Now, give me that staff!
Mama Binturong: 
Never! (Laughs) (Mama Binturong knocks Bunga)
Bunga: 
(Grunts)
Mama Binturong: 
(Laughs)
Bunga: 
Okay, fine. If you're not gonna give me that staff, I'm gonna eat all your tuliza.
Mama Binturong: 
Don't you dare touch my beautiful tuliza.
Bunga: 
(Bunga eats the Tuliza) (Munching)
Mama Binturong: 
(Growls)
Bunga: 
(Swallows) Ugh, this is gross.  I don't know how Kion does it.
Mama Binturong: 
No! Get your filthy paws off my tuliza!
Bunga: 
(Laughing) (Bunga grabs onto the staff and Bunga falls down the Tuliza)
(Both grunting)
Bunga: 
(Yells)
Mama Binturong:  
(Laughs) Silly honey badger, did you really think you could get away with eating my tuliza?
Bunga: 
Silly Binturong, (Bunga shows the staff) missing something?
Mama Binturong: 
Oh! You might have the staff, but you're not going anywhere.
(Porcupines gather around Bunga again)
Bunga: 
Pfft! You guys, again!
Mama Binturong: 
You see, Mr. Bunga, there's no way out. (Laughing)
Bunga: 
That's what you think. (Breaks wind) (A giant green cloud destroys the Tuliza)
Mama Binturong: 
(Coughing)
Bunga: 
(Bunga puts Tuliza in the gourd) Think I'll take some tuliza to go.
(All coughing)
Bunga: 
You lose, Mama Binturong! (Bunga leaves the Hideout)
(Triumphant music)
Bunga: 
Un-Bunga-liveable.
Mama Binturong: 
(Coughs) Which way did he...
(Tense music plays)
(Petals rustling)
Mama Binturong: 
(Screams) My tuliza! It's ruined!
Smun: 
We'll get more tuliza.
Mama Binturong: 
No! I'm through with tuliza and this whole forest! There's just one thing I want now. I want to get that Bunga. (Mama Binturong leaves the Forest to go after Bunga)
Smun: 
The forest won't be the same without her.
(The scene transitions and the rest of the Lion Guard and Makini wait for Bunga)
Bunga: 
Somebody loose a staff?(Bunga hands Makini her staff)
Makini: 
(Gasps) You got it! Yay! And you filled it with tuliza.
Bunga: 
That's right!
Makini: 
(Sniffs) Ew! (Makini closes the gourd)
Kion: 
Great job, Bunga. Now let's go find that next moja kwa moja stone.
(Everyone continues walking)
Bunga:
You'll never guess how I got away.
Fuli: 
(Soft chuckle) You used your stink, right?
Bunga: 
You know my secret weapon?
Fuli: 
Not that big of a secret, Bunga.
(All laughing)
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