Episode 1634

Picture 	Segment 	Description
center250px|center	SCENE 1 	Big Bird takes a stroll down Sesame Street, admiring the usual sunny day. Suddenly, he hears something and sees a flying saucer land in the yard behind the fence! He tells David, Luis, Maria, and the kids what he just witnessed: when the spacecraft landed, two bizarre creatures came out. One was tall and humanoid, the other was short and rolled around. David thinks he's mistaking reality for a movie he saw, while Luis suggests he go back to his nest to calm down his wild imagination.
center 	SCENE 1 cont'd	A few moments later, everybody is shocked when they see two droids quickly shuffle (and roll) by. "Who's imagining now?!" Big Bird exclaims.
 	Cartoon 	"Four Seasons"
 	Film 	Old paper, new paper Music: "Blue Nosed Gopher" by Graham Preskett
 	Cartoon 	A disobedient jacket illustrating words that begin with the letter J annoys an off-screen narrator, which reveals two kids named Jenny and Jeff inside of it.
 	Muppets 	
 	Cartoon 	Things say that other things are small, but then something comes along that's bigger, or smaller, or whatever.
center250px|center	SCENE 2 	Big Bird and the others befriend the two droids, who introduce themselves as C-3PO and R2-D2. They have arrived because R2 is on a secret mission to deliver a message to someone on Sesame Street, but first they are in need of refreshments. Rather than getting some food at Hooper's Store, Maria and Luis get some oil from the Fix-It Shop to help the droids relax after their long journey. Maria pumps an oil can to lubricate C-3PO's various joints, while Luis pours a glass of brake fluid into R2-D2, who thanks them with a synthesized burp.
 	Film 	A boy narrates a film about how cheese is made.
 	Cartoon 	An alien lands on Earth, looking for a Z to eat. He snatches one off a policeman's uniform, eats it, and rests.
 	Muppets 	Grover and Tanya play the "hug/stop" game.
 	Animation 	Scribbles move around a black screen, until they see a STOP sign.
 	Song 	Joe Raposo sings "What Babies Are Called"
 	Cartoon 	Before and after: Several kids are sad, but become happy when a fruit vendor appears.
 	Muppets 	Kermit at Home: Grover is outside in the snow, freezing. He keeps knocking on Kermit the Frog's door, asking how to get warm, and Kermit keeps telling him to come inside. Grover, missing the point, tries ideas of his own to get warm, but they don't work. Finally, Kermit tells Grover that if he wants to get warm, he should come inside. Excited, Grover pulls Kermit aside and slams the door, locking Kermit outside. Grover goes to sleep in Kermit's armchair while the frozen frog scrapes at the window.
center250px|center	SCENE 3 	With C-3PO translating, R2-D2 gives clues to David and two kids to guess who his message is for: someone who is shaggy, lives outdoors and indoors at the same time, and is very rude. David and the kids realize they mean Oscar the Grouch, and take the droids to see him. R2-D2 delivers his message to Oscar via a hologram sent from Lothar the Grouch, millions of miles away from one of the moons of Zircon. Lothar's message: "Oscar the Grouch... get lost!" Oscar replies, "Man, oh, man! What do you know? There is intelligent life in outer space!"
 	Cartoon 	A family of snakes makes shapes, and rolls away.
 	Muppets 	Biff sings "This Is My J."
 	Cartoon 	Consonant Sound: J, jaguar
 	Song 	"Me and You," over footage of rhinos in love
 	Celebrity 	Madeline Kahn: "I love rhinoceroses...but I wouldn't invite one to lunch."
 	Cartoon 	Jughead Jones's J story
 	Insert 	In voiceover, kids count out twelve in a deck of playing cards.
center250px|center	SCENE 4 	Big Bird asks C-3PO and R2-D2 if robots have feelings, likening them to his friend Sam the Robot. C-3PO explains that they do, and recounts a time when he and R2 got separated then reunited that made them feel both sad and happy. Next, C-3PO tries to encourage R2 to show an angry expression. However, R2 doesn't feel like getting upset, which irks C-3PO enough to begin to rant; this helps Big Bird learn that droids can also get angry.
 	Cartoon 	Round and angled pegs fit into their respective holes.
 	Muppets 	Four Anything Muppet cheerleaders give four big cheers for the number 4.
 	Cartoon 	Four ducksArtist: Owe Gustafson
 	Cast 	Sonia Manzano plays a flamboyant salesperson peddling human hands in a commercial. Throughout her pitch, various uses for hands are shown including scratching, poking, chopping, tickling, and playing the piano. After her spiel, she adds that this offer is not available to elephants.
 	Cartoon 	Three little men climb up the three flower stems.
 	Muppets 	Ernie, Bert and Shola talk about taking a nap.
 	Cartoon 	J family jamboree
center250px|center	SCENE 5 	Big Bird, C-3PO, R2-D2 and the kids play Blind Man's Bluff. Luis helps blindfold Big Bird for the game, but Big Bird has trouble trying to identify his new droid friends by touch alone, mistaking R2-D2 for the mailbox and C-3PO for a lamppost. After he finally touches R2 (confusing him for the mailbox again), an exhausted Big Bird lifts his blindfold and suggests hopscotch instead...
 	Cartoon 	A red armless character is stalked by the letter Z until he eats it.
 	Muppets 	The Martians examine a grandfather clock
 	Cartoon 	Sign Sounds: STOP.After the man reads the sign, two cars screech to a stop, one on each side of him.
 	Film 	Stop! (kids dancing)Music: Joe Raposo
 	Muppets / Cast	Bob sings "Anybody Can Sing" with the Anything Muppets.
 	Cartoon 	Only one of the two footprints can belong.
 	Film 	A beekeeper extracts honey from honeycomb.
 	Cartoon 	A man visits the police department to report a lost person and make sure the officer's sketch matches what he describes.
center250px|center	SCENE 6 	C-3PO and R2-D2 are prepared to head back to outer space, this time to deliver Lothar the Grouch a gift from Oscar. David inspects the suspicious can of candy, which of course contains snakes that spring out everywhere. C-3PO is sure Lothar will appreciate the grouchy gesture, and he and R2-D2 board their ship. As Big Bird and his friends bid the droids good-bye, C-3PO announces the sponsors.
 	CLOSING SIGNS 	Susan holds the Sesame Street sign, while Gordon holds the CTW sign. R2-D2 gives an inquisitive bleep, and C-3PO adds "Well, how should I know what the Children's Television Workshop is?"
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Category:Sesame Street Episode Season 13