Welcome to the multi-verse

This song is a parody of “Welcome To The Internet” by Bo Burnham. 
Although no kids will be on this wiki, (probably) there are sensitive topics in the original song. 
The lines with no character marks are free spots. Do what you wish with them. 
If you change a line / the character who says it, write a “what” and a “why” down in Q&A at the bottom of the page. 
Markers like this |~| mean that we need a character of a specific type, although the exact character is undecided. 
No markers mean the spot is open in general. 
Every character needs at least one line. 
Happy editing! 
|| Profily: Welcome to the multi-verse! 
Have a look around. || 
|| Nansensu: Anything you can think up is beat down to the ground! ||
|| Liam: We have robots and puppets! (Some better, some worse.) ||
|| Three: If none of it goes on a rampage, that’d be a first! ||
|| CC: Welcome to the multi-verse! Come and take a seat, || 
|| CA: Would you like to see the news or a raging pfp? ||
|~| [goofy idiot character]: There's no need to panic, this isn't odd, haha. |~|
|| Grassy: Just run away and make sure not to get caught! ||
|| Yoshka: Welcome to the multiverse, what would you prefer? ||
|| Liam: Would you like to fight an old villain, || Robo Eight: or kill an integer? (two reference) ||
|| Profily: Be happy, psychotic, or bursting with rage! ||
|| Steve Cobs: We have a million different ways to pay wage! ||
II Robo x: Welcome to the multiverse! Put your cares beside! II 
|| [Airy sign language wow] Here's a tip for baking a cake, here's an integer who died! (two reference again)
|| (Main characters) We've got movies, some puppets, some idiot springs! ||
And a bunch of colored pencil scribbles Campfire drew for some reason,
Welcome to the multiverse, hold up you're all red
Cause a random letter kindly tried to stab you in the head
|| Two: They are stupid and hopeless, can you guess who they are? ||
|| Bryce: That's right, it's Kratcy, fricking died in the heart! ||
|| Two: See Liam beheaded, get offended, kill a guy ||
Show us you know that you're liable for homicide or die!
II Profily: Start a rumor, buy a room, or send a death threat to some broomer! II
Or murder some guy with tumors, be a zoomer, we're all doomed-er!
|| Mephone4: Here's some healthy breakfast options! || Evil Phone: You should kill someone! ||
|~| [SADISTIC CHAR]: Here's why no one ever likes you, just kill them and you’ll be done! |~|
Which Algebral’en are you? Take this quirky quiz!
Steve Cobs sent robots to kill you, but first make sure you're fizzed! [bryce??]
Over here it's just chaos, all of the time.
And over here it's chaos, all of the time!
Robots are a tragedy and safety is a crime!
|| Protagonists to Kratcy: Oh my god, I hate you. ALL OF THE TIME. ||
|| Springy: Could I interest you in free damage, ||
|| Kratcy: All of the time! ||
|| Robo Eight: A little sprinkle of violence, ||
|| Kratcy: All of the time! ||
|| Corpse Puppet: Puppets are a tragedy, but mind control's the times! ||
|| Antagonists to Protagonists: Oh my god, I hate you. All of the time! ||
|| Two: You know, it wasn't always like this. ||
|| Liam: Back very long ago, way before your time... ||
|| Three: Right before Two died again, (| hey! |) || Amelia: circa '09... ||
|| Profily: There were friendly cogs, (robots) ||
|| Lightbolb: Pizza hogs.. ||
|| One (real /srs they are in mm): A fire or two... ||
We set our sights
And spent our nights...
Waiting...
For you!
You…
Insatiable you!
We came through a portal
We were all brand new
And we did all the things
We were destined to do
Now look at us..
Look at us..
And you!
Us!
|| Two: Unstoppable, killable! ||
Our time is now,
Our inside’s out.
Oh, how we grew!
And if we stick together
Who knows what we’ll do?
It was always the plan
(Actually Evil Antagonists) To put the world in our hands..! || (Protagonists) To rid the world from our hands…
(Antagonist evil laughing noises….)
|| Antags: It’s just all chaos right now,
All of the time!
Over there’s all chaos, too!
All of the time…
Puppets are a tragedy,
And safety is a crime!
Anything counts for the win..!
All of the time! ||
|| Protags: Could I interest you in baking cakes
All of the time?
A little bit of violence baked,
All of the time!
Mind control’s a tragedy,
And robots do some crimes!
Everything is chaos here!
Nothing’s ever boring here!
All of the time! 
[ That’s the end, for now. I might revise some lines in the future.]
== Q&A ==
like ca isn’t really evil she just doesn’t like the protags themselves meanwhile springy is evil to everyone as shown in ii and stuff ghagahg
We need more parodys of these songs ya know - speedster
Make sure to make the characters diverse!
One is mentioned by Three, do not forget that One is canon.
i have a terrible singing voice + i dont want the internet hearing my voice (maybe ai covers of voice claims would suffice?)
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