Crazysponge at disneyworld

crazysponge at disneyworld is the first episode of Season Four of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
[The episode starts with Crazy arriving at the park, which is still closed]
Disney employee: Hey there kiddo! The happiest place on earth will open in an hour!
Crazy: Good. Enough time to prepare myself for when I will kill Mickey Mouse…[goes into the Sweets and Treats shop]
Disney employee: [gets his phone and calls someone] He’s here, Master Mouse.
[Cut to Crazy in the shop, with a pencil and a notebook, watching Mickey Mouse cartoons from a small TV in the shop]
Crazy: Note: Mickey can hijack steamboats…hey, the park is about to open!
[The TV shows static, and then Mickey Mouse appears in another room on it]
Mickey: Hey pal, it’s me, Mickey Mouse!
Crazy: WHAT
Mickey: If you wanna catch me CrazySponge, you'll have to traverse ALL THE ROLLERCOASTERS IN THE MAGIC KINGDOM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [the TV shows static again]
Crazy: All the rollercoasters in the Magic Kingdom? Oh, that bastard mouse…but I have to do it…..I can’t wait to see that mouse die and then JACK-
Disney employee: bru
[A montage starts of CrazySponge going in various different rides, until he gets a headache in Space Mountain and goes to eat lunch]
[Cut to Crazy coming out of It’s A Small World]
Crazy: scaree
[Crazy suddenly notices Mickey’s Phillar Magic in the distance]
Crazy: GASP HE MUST BE THERE!
[Crazy does ride until the end of it]
Crazy: I haven’t seen Mickey dicKy yet…
Mickey: BOO!
Crazy: AAARGH! COME HERE YOU LITTLE SH-
Mickey: Catch me if you can! Haha! [runs away]
Crazy: beach [chases him] I’M GONNA CATCH Y-[he gets a brick thrown at his head]
Mickey: HAHA! turdface
Crazy: This is going to be harder than I planned...I must get a Woody toy to combat him at Epcot tomorrow…[his head bleeds]
[Cut to the next day, where Crazy, holding Woody, enters Epcot]
Crazy: Alright, today is the day where I WILL defeat Mickey Mouse…
[Mickey’s voice is suddenly heard across the entire park]
Mickey: Hey pal, you'll have to travel to all the rides in Epcot if you wanna catch me! Except Mission: Space, I don't want you to die. And save the World Showcase for another time
random people: what
Crazy: GASP! MICKEY BASTARD!
Mickey: Yes, now do the thing or else.
Crazy: FINE!
[Several rides later…]
Crazy: I think I’m gonna be sick… [vomits Cheerios] But it was worth it.
Mickey: Suck my dick, it’s not enough!
Crazy: Why don’t you go out and chase cars you q-
[Mickey snaps his finger, Crazy instantly vanishes into dust]
Mickey: Yuh, that’s what you get for messing with Mickey Motherfucking Mouse.
Disney employee: I don’t feel so good… [throws up] Oh, it’s just the Cheerios I had earlier.
Mickey: IMPOSTOR!
[Mickey snaps his finger again, making the employee disappear]
Mickey: Nobody messes with my monopoly!
[end]
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