Closet Geek (Dash and Smash)/Script

Blaze: "Hey, Pyro!"
Pyro: "Yes, Mom?"
Blaze: "I heard you went outside without my permission. You defeated one of Eggman Nega's robots by yourself?"
Pyro: "So, what?"
Blaze: "I honor you. Even I wasn't able to do that when I was your age."
Pyro: she purrs "It was tiring."
Blaze: "You deserve the rest you need in that big box over there." she smiles and purrs
Pyro: she walks to her room on all fours and brings her big cardboard box to it "Now, for a well deserved rest." she puts a DVD of Thelma on her DVD player and purrs while watching the show
Silver: he opens the door
Pyro: she presses pause and turns off the TV
Silver: "So, Pyro, how are you doing?"
Pyro: "Doing good, Dad. Doing things in a box is so fun."
Silver: "I heard you were watching something, Pyro!"
Pyro: gasp "It was nothing, Dad! It was nothing."
Silver: "Don't lie."
Pyro: "OK, it was Nimble's Workshop."
Silver: "Oh! I love that show! Also, your best trait is being nimble."
Pyro: "Now please stay away from my room for today, Dad. I want to be alone. I defeated one of Eggman Nega's most powerful mechs, so I deserve rest all by myself."
Silver: "OK, kitty!" he goes away and closes the door
Pyro: she turns on the TV, continues watching Thelma, and eats fish sticks and chicken legs while watching
Mobotropolis Elementary (Present) during Recess...
Pyro: she draws pictures of Thelma on her table while eating her steaks
Candy: "Look at that! There's a lot of hay in the garden!"
The rabbit, sheep, goat, horse, and cattle students run to the haystacks and eat a lot of them
Pyro: "What's so good about hay? And apparently, unlike our non-anthropomorphic counterparts, we can eat food humans can."
Dash: "And there's the added benefit of being the school's pest control!" he eats snails, slugs, and more
Smash: “That’s why we hedgehogs can get away with a light meal everyday, every recess.”
Candy: gulp
Pyro: “What?” she eats her chicken legs and rabbit stew
Cake: gasp
Pyro: “What’s the big deal? We Mobians don’t even eat each other!”
Smash: “I’ll just go back to eating a snake.” she catches the snake and eats it whole just like spaghetti
The bell rings
Pyro: she runs to her classroom and draws many pictures of Thelma “Cindy really does a good job at voicing her!”
Dash: “What is your favorite show, Pyro?”
Pyro: she hides her drawings of Thelma in her locker “Uh, Phoenix and Herb!”
Dash: “Oh. I love that show too!”
After School…
Pyro: she goes to Culinary Cravings “Liking Thelma is not a problem.”
Spanky: “It’s an issue.”
Pyro: “Thank you.”
Spanky: “It’s a problem!”
Pyro: “What? It’s an issue! It’s debatable whether it is a bad thing or not.”
Spanky: “And in this case, it’s not. Do you like Thelma?”
Pyro: “No.”
Spanky: “You get to live for another day.”
Pyro: she purrs
Dash: “Honestly, I don’t care if she likes Thelma at all!”
Smash: “It is not true to the source material about a dog and his owner along with his owner’s friends who solve mysteries while being scared of some person pretending to be a ghostly creature. That’s it.”
Spanky: “The titular protagonist is a jerk.”
Smash: “Who cares? Most cartoons do have jerk protagonists, you know?”
Spanky: “It’s Cindy’s self-insert.”
Smash: “We don’t care about that.”
Dash: he holds Smash’s and Pyro’s hands and runs away to the bathroom
Pyro: “So, why are we here?”
Dash: “I think you like Thelma. Do you really?”
Pyro: “Yes. Do you?”
Smash: “We don’t, but we don’t care if you do. You’re still a friend.”
Dash: “We went here because we thought you wanted to keep information about you liking Thelma from everyone else.”
Pyro: “I did.”
Dash: “Why?”
Pyro: “Because the show is very hated.”
Smash: “Yeah, the show is very hated. I heard that people are not nice to people who like the show. We’re different, don’t worry.”
Pyro: “Thanks, you two.”
Smash: “You’re welcome, Princess Pyro.”
Pyro: she purrs and meows at them
Smash: she gives Pyro a bowl of cat food
Pyro: she eats the cat food
Smash: “She’s adorable!”
Dash: “Indeed she is!”
Skye: he walks into the bathroom
Dash: “It’s Skye!”
Skye: he washes his hands
Dash: “Let’s get out.”
The three run away from the bathroom and start eating together
Smash: “You’re a nice kitty, Pyro!”
Meanwhile…
Melody: “Good news, girls! Good news!”
Harmony: “What is it, Melody?”
Melody: “Sonic Underground’s medallions are on sale now!”
Rhythm: “So what do we do? Buy it? Steal it?”
Melody: “We need to sell our instruments to some people.”
Harmony: “We already have the receipts. We can ask for some refunds. That way, we won’t have to sell. We won’t be uncertain about-“
Melody: “Oh, shut up, Harmony. We can give some younger kids some music lessons for a larger price.”
Rhythm: “Let’s sell some music lessons!”
Melody: “For once that was a fantastic idea. That way, we won’t have to sell our instruments!” 
Candy: “You heard that, rabbit girls? They want to buy the Sonic Underground medallions!”
Cake: “We have to help them do so!”
Cookie: “What should we sell?”
Custard: “Thelma merchandise I found dropped everywhere in the street?”
Donut: “Toys from the trash that I cleaned?”
Pastry: “Mom’s recipes?”
Pie: “Burgers with flavored buns?”
Popsicle: “Flavored popcorn and fries?”
Pudding: “Hey, flavored fries were my idea!”
Sauce: “Seasonings and sauces?”
Candy: “How about all? We need to get as much money as possible-“
Cookie: “You know the Roses have so much money?”
Candy: “Oh, why haven’t I thought of that?”
Cake: “Because they already donated all of their money to either charity or people who wanted to stay in our Dad’s condo.”
Cookie: “How did you know that?”
Cake: “I’m not sure, but it’s what they would do considering they don’t have any money left in their bank.”
Cookie: “Uh, you know there’s something called online payment?”
Cake: “Oh, right.”
Cookie: “Well, ten thousand people live in the condo now, so I suspect he used up all of his money. Along with the other Roses. Why would there be so many in the first place? Oh, and the place looks way better than it did before and kept expanding to accompany more customers. And the cancelled sequel to Atrocities Incorporated is now showing in theaters with the company who used to produce it getting barely enough money to produce the fifth act. And guess how many they needed. 2.7 million to produce that last act. So, bam. Case closed.”
Cake: “Atrocities Incorporated 2 was a really good movie, by the way.”
Cookie: "Let's sell everything you suggested to everyone."
Melody: "You are really gonna help us get those medallions before anyone else does?"
Candy: "You're welcome in advance, Mongoose Sisters."
Rhythm: "Thank you in advance, Candy!"
Sol Palace
Dash: "So this is Sol Palace!"
Smash: "Thanks for taking us to your home. It looks wonderful!"
Pyro: "You're welcome! And here's my room. I hide all of my Thelma merchandise from Mom and Dad, because I don't want them to hate me."
Smash: "Will they?"
Pyro: "I'm afraid they will."
Dash: "Don't just hide your opinions on that show! You have friends who know that you like Thelma. But they are still friends, so of course they will stand up for you."
Smash: "You are talking about us, Dash. Why are you referring-"
Dash: "Because that's the way I like to speak sometimes."
Pyro: "Thanks, Dash and Smash. By the way, I am going to buy some merchandise from the Prower Sisters."
Meanwhile with the Prower Sisters...
Candy: "Mom's desserts taste good, so buy them!"
Pyro: "Uh, hey, Cake, may I do something?"
Cake: "Sure!"
Pyro: she buys all of the Thelma merchandise
Cake: "Well we made such a quick buck."
Hours Later...
Cake: "Darn it. We just need to sell this cake and we will be rich enough to give the Mongoose Sisters the money they need to be the first to buy the Sonic Underground medallions."
Cookie: "How about we run to someone who may like this cake?"
Candy: she gets the cake and runs through the city
Meanwhile...
Dash: "Pyro, are you sure you want to hide your fanaticism for Thelma from the world?"
Pyro: "Yes, Dash, yes."
Smash: "We'll help you do so. Oh, and as a bonus, we get to admire the beauty of this palace, so it's going to be extra pleasant. But helping a friend is the main reason, of course."
Pyro: "Thanks, again." she goes to her room
Silver: "Hey, Dash! Hey, Smash!"
Iron: gasp "They locked Pyro in!"
Smash: "You idiot, we didn't! How could you think that anyway? The lock is inside the room."
Iron: "You're hiding your hands, so you might be using them to prevent her from twisting the knob." he uses his telekinesis to throw Dash and Smash out of the palace
Blaze: "Iron!"
Iron: "Oh, sorry, Mom."
Dash: he quickly ran to Iron "By the way, going through the portal was fun."
Iron: "It sure is. But Dash, why did you-"
Dash: "Like Ms. Pink Brain said, we didn't."
Iron: "How could I know you aren't lying?"
Dash: "You don't have any good grades, so of course I assume you're stupid enough to think that."
Iron: "Please, not the roasted hedgehog section at the badgers' fair-"
Dash: "Relax. We're not going there."
Iron: "I hear Thelma."
Dash: gasp
Smash: "What?"
Iron: he opens the door
Pyro: "Oh, busted."
Iron: "Busted? You aren't. I didn't know you like Thelma too!"
Pyro: she laughs nervously "Wait, you said too! So you like the show too?"
Iron: "Yes, Pyro."
Pyro: "Phew! I was scared for a split second."
Iron: "Well you were scared for about 3 seconds."
Pyro: "Oh, you're right."
Iron: "We can watch now. Just don’t tell Dad.”
Pyro: “We didn’t tell each other because we wanted nobody to know.”
Dash: “You do you!”
The two go to Pyro’s room and watch Thelma
Dash: “That art style is so cool, though!”
Smash: “Unfortunately, it can insult its viewers sometimes.”
Dash: “That’s why we don’t watch it. Hatedoms need to stop being so toxic.”
Smash: “Agreed.”
Dash: “With a smart and strong mind like yours, maybe you can figure out how we can stop the Thelma hatedom from being so toxic.”
Smash: “I know just what to do.” she gets a pen “After all, the pen can be mightier than the sword. And not the pencil, because it can be dulled quickly. It’s also shown that it can break easily.” she puts her pen on an empty book and keeps writing her story from page to page in a montage
That night…
Smash: she sleeps on her desk
Dash: “Wow! The entire novel is done! Just before she went to sleep. Except one letter. Oh, well-”
Pyro: “Dash, you know that Smash is a hedgehog with a more complex mind? Maybe we should wake her up.”
Meanwhile…
Cake: “It’s getting late already. But the medallions are still on sale for some reason.”
Candy: “What do we sell? Just 1 Mobium left, and we can buy the medallions with the combination of our money with-”
Pie: “Why can’t we just borrow money from our parents?”
Cookie: “It’s late! Duh! We don’t want Mom to know that we are up all night trying to buy that medallion.”
Pie: “Anything we have?”
Popsicle: she was chewing on gum and blows a gum bubble and it pops
Cookie: “No…”
Candy: “Hey, doesn’t Pyro love fish sticks?”
Custard: “We could sell one more box of them to her is what I’m guessing you’re gonna say.”
Candy: “Bingo!”
Cookie: “But we have to spend money on that.”
Pastry: “I have a steak! It was something I was gonna eat, but many other food options were better.”
Sol Palace
Pyro: she was playing with a laser pointer with Iron
Iron: “Here, kitty!” he points the laser at something else
Pyro: she follows the laser
Pudding: “Drop the laser pointer! Now!”
Iron: he gasps “I think I have to tell your Mom for staying up so late.”
Donut: “Pyro, you can buy a steak from us for only 4 Mobiums.”
Pyro: she gives the Prower Sisters 4 Mobiums and starts eating the steak while purring while doing so, going back to her room to watch Thelma
Pudding: “We have 3 Mobiums extra, but that’s OK!”
Stardust Speedway Store
Melody: “Goodbye, class!”
Younger Kids: “Goodbye, Mongoose Sisters!” they walked away to their homes
Rhythm: “We’re still never gonna get the medallions at this rate-“
Candy: “We sold a lot of things, you know? And what was the result? How many Mobiums do you have now?”
Rhythm: “A hundred thousand. That’s for one of Sonic Underground’s medallions.”
Cake: “We sold our stuff and got two hundred thousand and three!”
Rhythm: “Impressive. Wait, that means we can buy the medallions now! Oh, how could I ever thank you, Prowers?”
Popsicle: “Music lessons? We want to perform a grand song with you!”
Rhythm: “OK, then!”
Sol Palace
Silver: “Watching Thelma, aren’t you?”
Pyro: “Darn it!”
Iron: “Forgot to close the door.”
Blaze: “That was a hated show, you know?”
Pyro: “Mom, please don’t hate me for this!”
Blaze: “It insults its viewers, everyone in the show is unlikeable, and the MC is Cindy’s self-insert. But we won’t hate you for this.”
Silver: “Yeah, but we will try to convince you not to watch it anymore.”
Pyro: “Wait till you get tired of it from a specific novel.”
The Next Day after School…
Smash: “I published my novel! It’s a comedy novel that is a satire of hatedoms and fandoms, specifically their toxicities.”
Dash: “Hooray for you, Smash! That was an accomplishment to write an entire novel in just 6 hours! That sounds like a rushed novel, though. Hope everyone likes it.”
The Day After…
Smash: “And the fandoms have died down. Now nobody will insult Pyro and Iron for being fans of Thelma.”
Pyro: “Thanks, Smash! All because of me. How could I repay you?”
Smash: “A Mongoose Sisters concert ticket?”
Pyro: “We don’t need that, it’s literally the School’s activity room. But will you take me there?”
Dash: “We will.”
Mongoose Sisters’ Concert
Flash: “Hey, big bro! It’s the Mongoose Sisters! They’re performing a new song!”
Crash: “And the Prower Sisters play the instruments.”
Dash: “This is gonna be fun!”
Opinions Matter Plays
The Prower Sisters play their instruments and the Mongoose Sisters use the medallions and play the Sonic Underground instruments
Melody: “When you come across a show that you may hate
But your friends or a random person likes
A message for you, this is no switch and bait
Opinions matter, so respect them and avoid conflict’s spikes!”
Harmony: “Your friend loves veggies, they may like Anorak
But you hate them so much you question why!
I have a message to send back
It’s to respect opinions so no one cries!”
Rhythm: “There may be a lesson you may all learn
And I’m gonna say it out loud!
Preventing someone from doing something is not a good turn
So of their choices be proud!”
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: “If you like Infinite, it’s no biggie!
You may hate Eggman, but if someone doesn’t, just avoid that!
That is why we all say to thee
That opinions matter, that’s the start and the end of that!”
The crowd cheers for the trio and the Prowers
Skye: “Wow! My sisters are great! I could do something without them, but most of the time, I rely on them to help or get the task done much faster.”
Smash: “Hope this makes all fandoms at peace with one another, but it likely will, because I made an entire novel addressing that.”
The End!
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