How to make uranium cake

= How to make Uranium Cake =
== Ingredients: ==
* Uranium disks (cleaned and seasoned)
* 2 cups of all-purpose flour
* 1 cup of granulated sugar
* 1 cup of milk
* 2 large eggs (beaten)
* A pinch of salt
* A pinch of pepper
* A pinch of garlic powder
* Vanilla ice cream (for serving)
* Powdered sugar (for serving)
== Preparation: ==
=== Uranium Cake Recipe ===
==== 1. Prepare the Uranium: ====
# Clean and slice the uranium into thin, disk-like pieces, ensuring maximum safety and wearing protective gear.
# Season with salt, pepper, and garlic powder, ensuring not to inhale any particles.
==== 2. Prepare the Batter: ====
# In a large bowl, mix 2 cups of flour, 1 cup of sugar, and a pinch of salt and pepper, blending well.
# In another bowl, prepare a mixture of 1 cup of milk and 2 beaten eggs, then gradually add to the dry ingredients, mixing until smooth.
==== 3. Assemble the Cake: ====
# Preheat the oven to 350°F (180°C) and grease a cake pan.
# Pour half of the batter into the prepared pan.
# Carefully place the seasoned uranium disks into the batter, ensuring they are evenly distributed.
# Pour the remaining batter over the uranium disks, covering them completely.
==== 4. Baking: ====
# Place the cake pan in the preheated oven and bake for 30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted comes out clean.
# Once baked, remove from the oven and let it cool in the pan for 10 minutes, then transfer to a wire rack to cool completely.
==== 5. Serving: ====
# Once cooled, slice the uranium cake into individual servings.
# Serve with a scoop of vanilla ice cream and a sprinkle of powdered sugar.
== Reviews from Famous Chefs ==
Chef #1: DutchGames (White Pikwoman)
"Do you expect me to eat this?? are you trying to murder me or something???"
— DutchGames (White Pikwoman), Renowned Chef & Culinary Innovator
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