Strawmancapistan

Strawmancapistan is a nation that is well-known for its child slavery, rampant drug use, and eerily advanced technology. Citizens observe what is known as the "Non-Aggression Principle" similar to the Inisfalli religious tenets, but far more liberal in its interpretation. They have embraced the term "Strawman" as their national identity.
"You don't sell heroin to toddlers? Fucking statist." - A Strawman in conversation with an Inisfalli trader.
Strawmancapistan exhibits no-holds-barred anarcho-capitalism. A small but powerful minority of the population owns their own mega-company and lives in luxiorous mansions complete with exotic carnivores, a full workforce of slaves, and drug production facilities. The majority of Strawmen are slaves. Strawmen possess legendary flying tools of destruction but primarily use these on trespassers, preventing them from falling into the hands of "Statist Scumbags". Strawmen cycle from slave to owner and back on a fairly regular basis.
Strawmancapistan is known for the best-selling expose "True Life Tales from Strawmancapistan". Excerpts below:
"Two brothers and a sister once gaily chased fireflies into Lock and Heed Corporation's property, triggering a claymore mine. L&H CEO Marietta Martin personally called her private security force to remove the bodies from her property and extract payment from the children's parents for the effort. The parents could not afford the payment, so the husband was sold into sexual slavery as part of Ms. Martin's personal harem."
"A member of the Megahard corporation's family, Gill Bates, was afraid of the existence of Santa and strafed the sky with a machine gun until the end of Winter."
"The property of a lower-class strawman was utterly destroyed in an aerial assault by his neighbor, the neighbor claiming a single blade of grass fell on his lawn to prompt the attack."