Titty Titty Bang Bang

"Titty Titty Bang Bang", Way to Die #948, is the first death featured in 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 1 "Death on Arrival", which aired on December 5th, 2009.
== Plot ==
Connie (played by Audrey Tommassini), was a temp worker whose acting career went wrong. Bored with her life, she was desperate to sell out as a stripper. To get things going, Connie decided to have breast implants. She searched up online for the cheapest boob job from a back alley doctor. Connie asked for "melons, gazongas, bonkers" and that she doesn't want to see her feet. Which the doctor obliges and promises her the biggest boobs in Southern California.
Two weeks later, Connie boards a plane to Las Vegas, Nevada while dressed up for her stripper job. To go along with her bigger breasts, Connie had her hair & make up done, and even wore a mini-skirted blouse tight enough to show her perky chest and nipples sticking out. Every woman boarded on the plane is jealous of Connie's massive lumps and even one man's daughter snaps him out of looking at Connie's chest. Even one man sat behind Connie, put down her arm holder, and touched her breast - well, half of it. Connie noticed all the attention she attracts, which makes her smile. She loved how sexy she is and the new life her boobs would give her.
When the plane takes flight, Connie's chest feels irregular, because as it turns out, she's got what she paid for. It turns out her surgeon used cheap water balloons for implants. She feels irregular, and it gets worse. She starts screaming, and the compression gets higher, and the balloons get bigger. Passengers panicked and thought Connie was a terrorist with bombs in her chest. The bigger her chest grew, the more her blouse stretched and nipples grew. The stewardesses tried to help her while calming the passengers down, but there was nothing they could do. Connie cries out as her breasts explode, blood and meat splashes all over everyone. Connie dies of blood loss and lays in her seat flat chested.
"Connie thought bigger boobs would give her a leash on life. Too bad death stepped in and popped her balloon."
== Interviewees ==
* Dr. Max Lehfeldt - Plastic Surgeon
* Dr. Steven Kim - Biochemist