LeBron Begins

LeBron Begins is the fifth episode of the third season of Basket Sponge. This episode is the 52nd episode overall.
==Plot==
LeBron has nightmares and can't seem to focus. But it all depends on one yellow sponge and his own vast knowledge with trying to help him. But it seems a little off character, don't you think.
==Transcript==
[Earlier in his life, around his teenage years. LeBron James was known as a hard person, he had a hard life. His mother... couldn't find a single place to work, always moving through apartment to apartment. Frank Walker introduced him to the magical sport of basketball when he was 9. A coach and a player, how wrong it would be for that to change around from 1993 to 2014. 21 years passed and it all started with that.]
Frank: How about if you learnt the sport of basketball?
LeBron: That would be the best thing ever...
[He wakes up, in a bed. Another nightmare, it's only 22 years after he first learnt the ways of basketball. He's been elected Coach for a team, less than on the surface of Earth as it was described in Hans Christian Anderson's The Little Mermaid.]
SpongeBob is by his bed in his apartment. 
LeBron: SpongeBob? How did you get into my apartment?.
SpongeBob: Well, that would be a couple of things, one. You left your room key and I'm part of 
the team, so anybody would have let me in. 
LeBron: I'm not even going to ask what is going to happen if someone else came in. 
SpongeBob: You were sleeping?
LeBron: It is the middle of the night, isn't it? 
SpongeBob: More like the middle of the day.
[SpongeBob opens the curtains.]
LeBron: I'm nocturnal.
SpongeBob: Not you, nocturnal means...
LeBron: Of course, I went to school. That means night person.
SpongeBob: Wrong, should have learnt a little more. That means the creature survives on the nightlight, and you. Coach... are not nocturnal. You, are of course... a daylight person. So, may I ask what you were dreaming about?
LeBron: It was my childhood. 
SpongeBob: Any important part of it?
LeBron: When I first learnt about basketball. In 1993.
SpongeBob: Go back to sleep. You may find something else in your head.
[LeBron does go back to sleep. His next memory is the last time he is the 'Fab Four'.]
Teenage LeBron: Awesome, that was the greatest match ever!
Sian: Yeah, but it's our last.
Teenage LeBron: What. what are saying?
Dru: I think we all agreed that we...
Sian, Willie and Dru: The Fab Four is no more.
Teenage LeBron: Well that's a shame.
[He leaves as normal LeBron awakes again.]
SpongeBob: What was it this time?
LeBron: When I left the Fab Four, but before I started the mainstream.
SpongeBob: Was it hard going into the mainstream?
LeBron: Yes, the mainstream was harder than the school stuff. It was like comparing a blade to a fork.
SpongeBob: Nice metaphors. Do you think you have found what are you looking for?
LeBron: I know what I'm looking for.
SpongeBob: Then I'm done.
[He leaves the room as he then leaves the apartment as he transforms to Lexi Flynn. She turns a corner and find Justin Hunt.]
Justin: You done? That was long.
Lexi: Of course, but you don't know what happens when I do stuff like this. The yellow skin and 
me having a...
Justin: It's okay. I can bet everyone who is like you now can feel what you are feeling. Back 
to base.
Lexi: Can we get something on the way there?
Justin: Sure, I'm hungry as a lion.
Lexi: Do you have to describe it just like that?
Justin: I was trained under the etiquette of classical theatre. 
Lexi: I was trained under the professions of chavs.
[Justin laughs.]
Lexi: That wasn't funny, it's true.
[The next day, in the gym. Everyone is waiting for LeBron as he runs inside, dressed as Batman.]
LeBron: This is where Batman Begins.
MissHannahMinx: Ika no yō ni, uwa ̄. Sore wa, subete no machigatta hōhō de, jojishideshita.
LeBron: E e, sore wa kanzen ni tawagotodeshita. Shikashi, suponjibobu ga watashinokoto o katarimashita.
[SpongeBob is looking through a Japanese-English translation book for all the words.]
SpongeBob: I didn't say that. What the hell are you talking about?
LeBron: I had that hangover again.
SpongeBob: I agree. Stop having drinks, that's what I would say.
[Then someone in a cat-suit comes in.]
Cool Cat (breathing heavily): I'm Cool Cat and I love all kids. 
[He falls to the ground as we focus on a shot of his body until it zooms out to the roof.]
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