麺屋ぐろてすく (Men'ya Grotesque)

==Alternate Versions==
==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
1、2、3年　紆余曲折経て  	ii, aru, sannen uyokyokusetsu hete 	This is my supreme masterpiece,
生まれた至高の逸品です  	umareta shikou no ippin desu 	Born after yī, èr, sān years, after many twists and turns.
努力を買うのか　原価で罵倒か  	doryoku o kau no ka genka de batou ka 	Will you buy hard work? Is your verbal abuse at cost?
そこにある麺は Your ログ何点？ 	soko ni aru men wa Your rogu nanten? 	How many points will you log for the noodles over there?
 	 	
天才なんか世にはいない　  	tensai nanka yo ni wa inai 	There’s no such thing as a genius in this world.
みんな相対背比べ 	minna soutai seikurabe 	Everyone’s in a relative pissing contest.
文豪、棋聖、CEOも 	bungou, kisei, CEO mo 	Wordsmiths, grandmasters, and CEOs alike
全員殴りゃ死ぬ 	zen'in nagurya shinu 	Will die if everybody beats them up.
 	 	
金が無い　名誉も無い  	kane ga nai meiyo mo nai 	I’ve got no money. I’ve got no honor either.
他人を褒める余裕なんて無い  	tanin o homeru yoyuu nante nai 	And of course I’ve got no time to praise others.
金貰えば　褒めるのは  	kane moraeba homeru no wa 	If you could spot me a little money,
ある意味理に適ってらあ 	aru imi ri ni kanatteraa 	Then praising them would be meaningful. That makes sense.
 	 	
国民的な英雄を貶そうが  	kokumin teki na eiyuu o kenasou ga 	I don't care if you speak ill of a national hero,
絶世の美女だった肉塊を愛そうが  	zessei no bijo datta nikukai o aisou ga 	I don't care if you love a lump of meat who used to be fairest of them all,
全感受性が絡まったとしても  	zenkanjusei ga karamatta to shite mo 	And even if all your wires got crossed,
ここのチャーシューは美味いんだ 	koko no chaashuu wa umai nda 	The char siu here is delicious!
 	 	
拉麺だ　拉麺だ　拉麺美味いや  	raamen da raamen da raamen umai ya 	It’s ramen! It’s ramen! It’s delicious ramen!
拉麺だ　拉麺だ　食べたいや今  	raamen da raamen da tabetai ya ima 	It’s ramen! It’s ramen! I wanna gobble it up right now!
拉麺だ　拉麺だ　無事も有事も  	raamen da raamen da buji mo yuuji mo 	It’s ramen! It’s ramen! In times of both safety and emergency,
拉麺だ　拉麺だ　拉麺は常に拉麺だ 	raamen da raamen da raamen wa tsune ni raamen da	It’s ramen! It’s ramen! Ramen is always ramen!
 	 	
天才なんか世にはいない 	tensai nanka yo ni wa inai 	There’s no such thing as a genius in this world.
みんな相対背比べ  	minna soutai seikurabe 	Everyone’s in a relative pissing contest.
長官、総監、指導者　 	choukan, soukan, shidousha 	Directors, commissioners, and coaches alike
全員轢いたら死ぬ 	zen'in hiitara shinu 	Will die if everybody runs them over.
 	 	
オンナが居ない　ダンナが居ない  	onna ga inai danna ga inai 	I’ve got no wife. I’ve got no husband.
幸せ祝う余裕なんて無い  	shiawase iwau yoyuu nante nai 	And of course I’ve got no time to pray for happiness.
つがいの違いを愉しめてりゃ  	tsugai no chigai o tanoshimeterya 	If I enjoyed the differences between the pair,
余裕通り越し　菩薩だろうなあ 	yoyuu toorikoshi bosatsu darou naa 	I guess I’d go beyond having time and become a bodhisattva.
 	 	
誰もが頭でっかちな評論家  	dare mo ga atama dekkachi na hyouronka 	Everyone’s a critic. Their heads run faster than their legs.
あれだけ気を付けたのに舌禍  	are dake ki o tsuketa no ni zekka 	They took so much care, and yet they still suffer from slips of the tongue.
得たことないもんは分からないから  	eta koto nai mon wa wakaranai kara 	Because you don’t understand what you don’t get,
たまにゃ伸びる前に喰え 	tama nya nobiru mae ni kue 	Every now and then, eat up before they become soggy!
 	 	
拉麺だ　拉麺だ　拉麺美味いや  	raamen da raamen da raamen umai ya 	It’s ramen! It’s ramen! It’s delicious ramen!
拉麺だ　拉麺だ　食べたいや今  	raamen da raamen da tabetai ya ima 	It’s ramen! It’s ramen! I wanna gobble it up right now!
拉麺だ　拉麺だ　無事も有事も  	raamen da raamen da buji mo yuuji mo 	It’s ramen! It’s ramen! In times of both safety and emergency,
拉麺だ　拉麺だ　食らえばいいのさ 	raamen da raamen da kuraeba ii no sa 	It’s ramen! It’s ramen! You should wolf it down!
 	 	
世の中は引っくりかえり  	yono naka wa hikkurikaeri 	In this world, I tumble down,
誰かの癒やしさえグロテスク  	dareka no iyashi sae gurotesuku 	And even someone’s healing is grotesque.
自分の名さえ忘れたって  	jibun no na sae wasureta tte 	Forget my own name as I may,
拉麺が美味いことだけは  	raamen ga umai koto dake wa 	The only thing that never changes
変わらないし　忘れない 	kawaranai shi wasurenai 	Is that ramen is delicious—no way I’m forgetting that!
 	 	
お金も得て　味覚が変わって 	okane mo ete mikaku ga kawatte 	Even if I earn money, my tastes change,
丸みを帯びて　群衆に溶け込んで  	marumi o obite gunshuu ni tokekonde 	My stomach balloons out, I melt into the crowd,
波風乗りこなし方覚えても  	namikaze norikonashikata oboete mo 	And I learn how to tightrope walk through strife,
ここのチャーシューは美味いんだ 	koko no chaashuu wa umai nda 	The char siu here is delicious!
 	 	
拉麺だ　拉麺だ　拉麺美味いや  	raamen da raamen da raamen umai ya 	It’s ramen! It’s ramen! It’s delicious ramen!
拉麺だ　拉麺だ　食べたいや今  	raamen da raamen da tabetai ya ima 	It’s ramen! It’s ramen! I wanna gobble it up right now!
拉麺だ　拉麺だ　無事も有事も  	raamen da raamen da buji mo yuuji mo 	It’s ramen! It’s ramen! In times of both safety and emergency,
拉麺だ　拉麺だ　食らえばいいのさ 	raamen da raamen da kuraeba ii no sa 	It’s ramen! It’s ramen! You should wolf it down!
 	 	
世の中は引っくりかえり  	yono naka wa hikkurikaeri 	In this world, I tumble down,
世界平和さえグロテスク  	sekaiheiwa sae gurotesuku 	And even world peace is grotesque.
自分の名さえ金に換えたって  	jibun no na sae kane ni kaeta tte 	Exchange my own name for money as I may,
拉麺が美味い感覚だけは  	raamen ga umai kankaku dake wa 	The only sensation that never changes
変わらないし　忘れない 	kawaranai shi wasurenai 	Is that ramen is delicious—no way I’m forgetting that!
==Discography==
This song was featured in the following albums:
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==External Links==
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===Unofficial===
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