Heroes and Villains vs. Frank and The Big Supervillains/transcript

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== Transcript ==
=== Part 1 ===
Episode Aired: April 17, 2004
Episode Copyrighted: 2003
This episode is rated TV-Y7 and half hour special with 2 parts for this episode.
The episode begins at the Evil Villain Industries HQ.
Villains: *cheers*
Grandpa Master Lox is walking to the microphone.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Alright, villains thank you for joining me today. Now, tell me about the supervillain.
Computer Pama: Yes Grandpa Master Lox? Yes?
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: SILENCE! Has anyone built an inator?
Lord Master Lox: *raises my hand* Pick me, pick me.
Plankton: I will steal The secret Krabby Patty formula and the secret formula will be mine.
Ignignokty Pixelinite: Hey, this is Error. He's coming to visit.
Error Pixelinite: No, I'm here.
Ignignokty Pixelinite: Yes.
Dr. Professor Quatnik: We've been here this whole time.
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: Yeah, really.
Evil Brood Duck: Yes, I eat loaves of bread.
Black Figure: I am Black Figure.
8 Bit Spider: I'm from the fourth dimension.
Fluster Alien: Hey, Lester. We can work together as a team.
Lester Alien: Yeah dude, totally.
Cold Computer Virus: Yes, I'm gonna hack the computers.
1x1x1x1: Yes! Yes! YES!
C00lkidd: Hey, 1x1x1x1. Look.
Stickman Sticknian: The computer is hacking the system.
Stickmaster Sticknian: Yes.
The Giant Green Ooze Spider: *roars*
The Green Ooze Spider Minions: *crawls to The Giant Green Ooze Spider, but friendly*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Great, now DESTROY ALL THE HEROES OR ELSE!
Mothdecterman: Or else what.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: SILENCE, YOU FOOL! I GIVE A WARNING! NOW DESTROY THEM! DESTROY THE LOUD HOUSE, THE LOUD FAMILY, THE KRUSTY KRAB CREW AND OTHER HEROES!
Lord Master Lox: But, Grandpa Master Lox.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *yells at Master Lox* NOW!
Lord Master Lox: Okay fine.
Plankton: *yells* MASTER LOX, LET'S GO!
Lord Master Lox: Okay Plankton. *runs to Plankton* Henchmens come.
Henchmens: *follows to Plankton and Master Lox*
Slide transition to the Krusty Krab. Squidward is reading a Fancy Digest Magazine. He then hears giggling.
Squidward Tentacles: Just ignore it Squidward… watch your blood pressure.
Squidward continues trying to read but the giggling continues. Finally, he has enough. He yells to SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Clyde who are playing spin the bottle in the Kitchen.
Squidward Tentacles: WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP ALREADY?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Squiddy! Want to play "Spin The Bottle"?
Patrick Star: It's magical!
Lincoln Loud: Guys, we read the comic book.
Lincoln Loud and Clyde McBride: CLincoln McLoud.
Clyde McBride: Comics.
Lori Loud: Never happening! Ever! And don’t you guys literally know that game is linked to romance?
Patrick Star: Romance? But wasn’t it Lance?
Squidward Tentacles: WHO IS LANCE?!
Patrick Star: I don’t know?
Squidward Tentacles: *mumbles* That stupid starfish!
Lori Loud: Yeah.
Clyde McBride: *looks at Lori* L-L-Lori *my nose bleeds and faints*
Suddenly Mr. Krabs’ office door opens and he along with Sandy Cheeks and Lisa Loud walk out after successfully capturing Plankton and Master Lox who tried to brainwash Sandy and Lisa as his personal slave to steal the formula for him.
Mr. Krabs: Thank you for your service Miss Cheeks!
Sandy Cheeks: No problem.
Lisa Loud: Sure is, Sandy.
Blue Rectangle: What is the secret formula?
Plankton is trapped in a pickle jar.
Plankton: Let me out!!
Lord Master Lox: It's no use, I'm stuck here at the cage.
Yellow Rectangle: They got captured by Sandy and Lisa.
Mr. Krabs: I will! In Neveruary! Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Mr. Krabs! Let's play Spin The Bottle!
Lincoln Loud: Shall we?
Clyde McBride: Yeah.
Squidward Tentacles: Hey Mr. Krabs! Let's sell SpongeBob to Portugal!
Lori Loud: My Grandpa arrives in Portugal!
Patrick Star: My Grandpa lives in Portugal!
Leni Loud: Yeah! My Grandpa lives in Portugal!
Plankton: I think all of you are idiots!
Lord Master Lox: You're idiots!
Mr. Krabs: Don’t talk back, Master Lox and Plankton!
Sandy Cheeks: Or withstand dangerous Texas Twisters!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow, Sandy knows how to get angry!
Lincoln Loud: Yes.
Lisa Loud: Okay.
Red Henchmen: *walks like a robot*
Cuts to scene at Royal Woods Elementary School. SpongeBob and Lincoln got up from the table and headed back over to the lunch line. There were only a few people left in it. SpongeBob and Lincoln waited patiently. Once he made it to the food display, he saw that there was one chocolate pudding left. Just as SpongeBob and Lincoln eagerly reached for it, somebody else shoved him out of the way.
???: MOVE IT, SQUAREPANTS AND LOUD! THIS PUDDING’S MINE!
Lincoln Loud: *gets angry* I TOUCHED IT FIRST, BILLY!
SpongeBob SquarePants: BILLY, DO IT WHAT LINCOLN SAYS!
Billy: WELL, I SAW IT FIRST.
Lincoln Loud: WHY DO YOU WANT MORE PUDDING ANYWAYS?! YOU ALREADY ATE LIKE 6 CUPS!
SpongeBob SquarePants: AND 6 KRABBY PATTIES!
Billy: THERE’S NEVER ENOUGH. NOW SHUT UP AND GO AWAY, YOU’RE MAKING ME LOSE MY APPETITE.
A crowd was starting to form behind the three.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gets sternly* We're sorry, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: *gets sternly* Oh no. You are going to give me back that pudding. We are not going to be intimidated by the likes of you.
Billy: *gets sarcastically* Oh, I-I’m sorry! I-I didn’t know! *pushes SpongeBob and Lincoln to the ground* AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, SQUAREPANTS AND LOUD?!
Crowd: Ooohhh.
Clyde McBride: *gets concerned* Oh no.
Patrick Star: *laughs*
As he got on their feet, SpongeBob and Lincoln started to get extremely angry. He wasn’t a violent kid, and he would rather solve a conflict with reasoning and word rather than violence. But he was no pushover, and he wouldn’t let some kid who had a grudge on them take advantage of them like that.
Billy: *mocks them* Aww, what’s the matter? Are you guys gonna cry-
Before they could finish their insult, the fat kid felt a blow on their face. He saw where it came from, and saw an angry SpongeBob and Lincoln, ready to make him regret what they did.
Lincoln Loud: *cracks my knuckles* OKAY, YOU JERK! YOU ASKED FOR IT!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *cracks my knuckles like Lincoln did* BRING IT ON!
Rusty Spokes: *covers my eyes* I can't look.
SpongeBob and Lincoln charged and threw themselves onto Billy, knocking them to the ground. They reached and tried to grab the pudding cup in Billy's hand, but the bully shoved it into SpongeBob and Lincoln's face and then punched them aside. The boys rolled back and forth across the floor, punching and scratching at each other. With each blow they made, Lincoln's best friend SpongeBob and Lincoln's friends and the other kids cringed, though a few of them seemed to be enjoying the fight. Billy eventually had SpongeBob and Lincoln pinned down and raised his fist, ready to finish them off.
???: ENOUGH!!!
At that moment, The Evil Grandpa Master Lox showed up. They grabbed Billy by the wrist and then pulled him, SpongeBob and Lincoln up to their feet.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Well, well, well, what do we have here.
Lincoln Loud: *gets nervous* Grandpa Master Lox! We-
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *to SpongeBob and Lincoln and gets angry* JAIL FOR YOU TWO!
It cuts to the Evil Villain Industries HQ, where SpongeBob and Lincoln are in jail.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *gets angry* I'M GONNA DESTROY BOTH OF YOU! HAHAHAHA! *walks away*
Lincoln Loud: I can't believe it, SpongeBob. We're stuck in jail.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I know, Lincoln.
Dr. Professor Quatnik: Hey, Grandpa Master Lox.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Yes, Dr. Professor Quatnik, as you see-- What the?! 
He looks at the cage, but SpongeBob and Lincoln escaped from jail.
Dr. Professor Quatnik: They escaped.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Villains, get them!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *screams, runs and gets out from the Evil Villain Industries HQ*
Villains: *tries to get SpongeBob and Lincoln, but they got away*
C00lkidd: No, they're gone! *cries*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Not for long, we have to destroy the heroes once and for all.
Cuts to scene at The Loud House.
Lori Loud: I'm sorry that you have to miss your convention, guys.
Squidward Tentacles: No, I'm sorry.
Luna Loud: *puts my hand on their shoulder* Yeah. Way harsh bro.
Patrick Star: Guys, don't worry I'll take care
Lincoln Loud: *gets depressed* It’s alright. We guess we should have seen this coming.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I know. I am so sorry, Lincoln.
Mr. Krabs: Don't me cry, boys. Everything is gonna be okay.
Lola Loud: *gets angry* UGH! I WISH I COULD FIND THAT KID BILLY AND MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY DID!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *gets angry* YEAH! WHAT KIND OF GRUDGE COULD THAT BRAT HAVE AGAINST YOU?!
Lincoln Loud: Do you remember that kid you confused with our bully once?
Lori Loud: Yes? What abo-
The sisters’ eyes widen, as they look at each other in realization.
Heroes: *feels guilty* Ooohhh.
Leni Loud: I'm-I'm sorry about that, Pat, Spongy and Linky! We-
Lincoln Loud: *sighs* It’s fine. What’s done is done. If you guys need me, We're gonna be in my room, moping.
SpongeBob SquarePants: But, I have to go to work later.
Frank, the owner of the Palace of Pranks store from “Pranks A Lot,” finishes drinking some coffee while he induced another cup with laxatives that he gave to Octavius Rex, who is now not having much fun in the bathroom.
Frank the Fish: Hey guys, hey SpongeBob, hey Lincoln I just stopped by to get a Krabby Patty only, because I just so happened to have a slow day at the old shop today.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh well ok.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah.
Frank the Fish: But! I then remembered I have a boat trunk full of enough gags to fill the Great Wall of China! And I am a top of the line prankster! So! Why not pull a few pranks on people?
Sandy Cheeks: Well I can’t argue with that logic.
Lisa Loud: Well the street name with logic.
Blue Rectangle: I was using the formula.
Yellow Rectangle: Good old times.
Red Rectangle: Yeshh!
Squidward Tentacles: Didn’t you even remember the chaos that occurred when you gave Dumb and Even Dumber that can of Invisible Spray.
Patrick Star: Good times! Good times!
Leni Loud: Like, good times!
Frank the Fish: Yes Big Nosed Octopus, I do remember that day very well! I can not believe it has been 29 years! It's 2030 right?
Squidward Tentacles: What? No! It's in a 1990's cartoon!
Lori Loud: You're wrong, Frank!
Frank the Fish: Or is it? You could be getting pranked!
Plankton: Frank, I think you should retire, you seem to be having a case of going senile.
Lord Master Lox: I agree.
Frank the Fish: Anyways, getting to the point, I want to pull enough gags on people to show I am still the Boss! So! I have a proposition?
Mr. Krabs: And what would that be?
Frank the Fish: I challenge you, SpongeBob, the pink starfish, big nose, the cute squirrel, the Loud family, other heroes, that skeleton has a coat with lightning power and that tiny krill to a prank war!
Lord Master Lox: He called me a skeleton!
Plankton: He called me a krill!
Squidward Tentacles: Big deal! He called me a big nose!
Patrick Star: And he said I was pink! I’m Magenta!
Leni Loud: That totes is not true!
Frank the Fish: So, do you accept my challenge and think you could beat the top dog?!
Mr. Krabs: Well I don’t know Frank because, I got to do this and do that and..
Frank the Fish: $800 bucks!
Mr. Krabs: I’m in!
Sandy Cheeks: Me too! This sounds like a jolly good funtime!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Yeah, funtime!
Plankton: Could I go from prank to kill?
Lord Master Lox: Huh?!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: Pranks! Pranks! Pranks!
Squidward Tentacles: Neptune, kill us now!
Lori Loud: Yeah, Squidward!
Frank the Fish: Then it is settled! The Prank war begins now!
Frank suddenly disappears, freaking out Squidward and Lori a bit.
Slide transition scene cuts. The two oldest sisters walked off in different directions. Leni walked over to the door to Lincoln's room and knocked.
Lincoln Loud: *in a depressed tone* Who is it?
Leni Loud: Lincoln, it's me, Leni. Can I come in?
Lincoln Loud: *sighs* Sure. Come in.
Leni opened the door and walked in to the room. There, she found Lincoln laying on his bed with a pillow over his face. She sat down on the bed next to him and gently stroked her little brother's shoulder.
Leni Loud: *in a gentle tone* Hey, Linky. How are you feeling?
Lincoln Loud: I could feel better.
Leni Loud: Listen Linky, I know you’re probably not like it, but I was thinking… you could come with me and Lori to the mall.
Lincoln Loud: But Leni, I’m grounded, remember?
Leni Loud: I know, but I just hate to see you so sad and down. And besides, Lori is talking to mom and dad. She’s gonna try to convince them to let you come with us.
Lincoln Loud: I don’t know, Leni…
Leni Loud: *puts puppy eyes* Please, just this once, Linky.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey guys, you love the mall.
Patrick Star: Yeah, the mall is fun!
Red Rectangle: Look, a Krabby Patty, but this ain't your Krabby Patty.
Yellow Rectangle: Actually Red, that was Billy's Krabby Patty.
Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy is shown and screen appears.
Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy: *eats a Krabby Patty*
Red Rectangle: Oh, I'm sorry!
Lincoln thought for a second. He didn’t know what to say to this offer. On one hand, the mall wasn’t exactly one of his favorite places in the world, and he knew for a fact how shopaholic Lori and Leni could be. But on the other hand, Leni was offering him nicely, and he didn’t want to disappoint her with a no. He felt kind of touched that his sisters were so concerned for him. And besides, he could really use some time outside the house. So he decides…
Lincoln Loud: *gently* Alright, Leni. Yeah, let’s go.
Suddenly, Lincoln felt his older sister hugging him really tight.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, I want to come with you.
Leni Loud: *excited* Yay! Now we just have to wait to see if Lori can convince them-
SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh huh.
Lori Loud: Actually, I came back from mom and dad’s room and yes, Lincoln can come with us.
Leni Loud: Really?
Lori Loud: They said that, as long as we didn’t buy him any video games or comics, he can come with us.
SpongeBob SquarePants: He can?
Patrick Star: Yeah, he can come with us.
Yellow and Red Rectangle: *shakes head up and down*
Leni Loud: Alright! Let’s go!
Squidward Tentacles: Hooray! *laughs and gets in the long car*
So the eight headed out of the house and got into the long car. They then drove off to the mall.
Lord Master Lox: Hey, where did they go?
Plankton: I don't know.
Ignignokty Pixelinite: They're going to the mall.
Error Pixelinite: Yeah idiots.
Stickman Sticknian: Well, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: I'm sure hope so.
Black Figure: Hey, who wants--
Error Pixelinite: *chops Black Figure's arms off*
Black Figure: *screams loudly*
Error Pixelinite: Sorry, gotta go.
Slide transition. While Leni smiled bigly with excitement, SpongeBob, Patrick, Red Yellow and Lincoln looked out the van window with boredom and depression. After some time, they finally arrived at the mall.
Lori Loud: Here we are!
Leni Loud: *gets out of the car* Yay! *takes SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red and Lincoln out with excitement* Come on, guys!
She quickly ran into the mall excitedly, holding Lincoln by the hand. Lori rushed behind them to keep up.
Lori Loud: So, where to go first?
Leni Loud: Why don't we let Lincoln choose? He's the guest of honor.
Lori Loud: *to Lincoln* Lincoln?
Squidward Tentacles: *shrugs* Eh. Don't care. If his idea would--
Lincoln Loud: You guys can choose.
Leni Loud: Let's go to Young Navel first. There are some clothes I want to add to my wardrobe.
SpongeBob SquarePants: That's a great idea, Leni.
Patrick Star: I love ice cream.
Yellow and Red Rectangle: *excited* Yeah!
Lori Loud: Alright then. Let's go.
The nine heroes head to the store. Lincoln didn’t seem to be that impressed with the clothes, and hoped that Lori and Leni could choose their clothes fast so they could be done soon. What he didn’t know, however, is that his oldest sisters had another idea in mind. They go to the dressing room.
Pink Rectangle: I love the mall.
Lori Loud: Okay, guys. We need you to do a huge favor for us.
Lincoln Loud: *shrugs* Sure, what is it?
Leni Loud: Close your eyes.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Do it, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: *taken a back* Uhh, what?
Lori Loud: *annoyed* Do you want to see us naked, twerp?
Squidward Tentacles: Moron.
Lincoln Loud: *frantically* Okay! Okay! I’ll close my eyes!
Yellow Rectangle: Where's Patrick?
Red Rectangle: He's at the food court eating his ice cream.
Screen cuts to the food court, Patrick is sitting down.
Patrick Star: *eats ice cream*
Slide transition to The Loud House.
Leni Loud: Come on, Linky. You can’t fool us.
Lori Loud: Yeah, we’ve seen it all before. You start with a little rivalry, and then it slowly turns into something else.
Lincoln Loud: *annoyed* Oh for the love of… Listen! Not every girl I talk to is gonna be a potential love interest for me!
Leni Loud: I don’t know, Linc. I’ve read dozens of magazines where they say that when two people of the opposite gender spend more time together, the more they start developing feelings for each other.
Lincoln Loud: I see… so by that logic I should have a crush on you guys by now.
Lori and Leni’s expressions change from smug to stunned and weirded out.
Lori Loud: …touché.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah. Anyways, thanks for the clothes you guys. If I can be honest with you, I was expecting to get bored from visiting the mall. But it turned out to be better than I expected.
Squidward Tentacles: Well Lincoln, sometimes you just have to come out of your comfort zone for a while.
Leni Loud: Do you wanna look out for more clothes, Linky?
Lincoln Loud: Sure.
Patrick Star: Let's go to the mall.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay.
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and The three Loud siblings go back to search for more clothes for Lincoln.
Time card reading "Two Hours Later"
French Narrator: Two hours later.
They make it to the house with bags full of clothing. SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and the two older sisters’ plan of cheering up Lincoln seemed to be working. Then in the living room, Lisa comes to her brother.
Lisa Loud: Greetings, elder brother.
Lincoln Loud: Hey Lis. What’s up?
Lisa Loud: I’m noticing a sudden positive change in your current mood. Did you enjoy your time at the mall?
Lincoln Loud: Yeah! SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Lori and Leni took me to buy some clothes, and a few of my classmates saw me and really liked how I looked. Why do you ask, though?
Lisa Loud: Well, I was thinking you could accompany me to a new exhibition at the Royal Woods History Museum. As a woman of science, it's my responsibility to support Royal Woods' cultural institutions.
Lincoln Loud: *whines* A museum?! Can’t you get someone else to accompany you there?
Lisa Loud: Everyone else is busy with their own activities. And besides… *blushes* I… wanted to spend time with you, big brother.
Lincoln felt honestly surprised at his sister’s reaction. She was usually stoic and logical, and she never expressed human emotions that frequently. But then again, she is 4 years old, and he was kinda touched that she wanted to spend time with him that didn’t involve a dangerous experiment (at least, as far as he knew anyways.)
Lincoln Loud: Alright, Lis. I’ll go with you.
Lisa Loud: *excited* YAY! *realizes what I just did and clears my throat* I-I mean, thanks, elder brother.
Lincoln just rolls his eyes in amusement. The two take the bus to the museum, and there, they enter the building.
Lincoln Loud: So… what exhibition are we looking for?
Lisa Loud: The “Ancient Species” exhibit. More specifically, its new acquisition; the jaw of a real “Carcharocles megalodon,” or just megalodon for short.
The two siblings make it to the exhibit.
Lisa Loud: And we have arrived.
Lincoln Loud: *forces interest* Well, I’m sure it’ll be pretty- HOLY SMOLY!!!
When Lincoln saw the new fossil, his mind was blown away. It was the mandibles of a shark the size of their house.
Lisa Loud: Yep. That’s the megalodon’s mandibles. They were the predecessors of the Carcharodon carcharias, street name, the great white shark.
Lincoln Loud: Those teeth belonged to a shark?!
Lisa Loud: Fascinating isn’t it?
Lincoln Loud: Sure it is. Lana would have loved seeing one of these things.
Lisa Loud: I doubt it. Everyone else in our family finds my interests to be boring and not-worth their time. Lana would have probably got us kicked out of here, and considering the amount of places that were banned, this is the last place I want to be prohibited from coming.
Lincoln Loud: I see. I don’t know why someone would find this lame? It’s amazing!
Lisa Loud: Glad you like this so far. Because I wanted to show you the rest of the exhibitions.
Lincoln Loud: Let’s do it!
The two Loud siblings spend their day at the museum. They looked for all the exhibits that were there, from ancient species, to ancient Egypt, to the dark ages, and even the history of USA and the foundation of Royal Woods. Lincoln was amazed by all of this, and Lisa, despite not showing it, loved that she was spending time with her brother.
To be continued.
=== Part 2 ===
Episode Aired: April 17, 2004
Episode Copyrighted: 2003
This episode is rated TV-Y7, continuing this episode in Part 2.
Episode continues at The Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants: That vanishing act never gets old!
Sandy Cheeks: Well okay guys, it's prank time! 
Mr. Krabs: That it is lass! Pfft, that old fart doesn’t scare me! Really? Laxatives?! Use some mentos while you’re at it! Arrgh! Arrgh! And it's 17 to 1! This is going to be instant banned!
The phone then rings.
Mr. Krabs: I got it!
He answers.
Mr. Krabs: Krusty Krab, Mr. Money uh I mean Krabs speaking!
A boxing glove comes out of the phone punching Mr. Krabs in the face, sending him down for the count.
Plankton: This is funny!
Lord Master Lox: It is!
Frank the fish: *on the phone* Yes it was Instant Banned! For you crab! Ha! 1 down! 16 to go! *hangs up*
Mr. Krabs: *gets up and sulks away to my office in disappointment* Whoever wins the money, send it to me credit card… ughh. *sees the cash* Cashie, I’m so glad to see you. Ar ar ar ar. *throws the cash accidentally* Whoop.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *gets hit by the cash* OW! MR. KRABS, I WILL GET MY REVENGE ON YOU!
Mr. Krabs: Grandpa Master Lox, I can explain! I-
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: NO EXCUSES! I'M GONNA GET RID OF THE HEROES ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Mr. Krabs: Nooooooo!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *evil laughs*
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Plankton, Master Lox, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana and Lola remain. Slide transition to them outside forming a plan to try and get Frank pranked out.
Lynn Loud Jr.: We need ideas to win this war! Mr. Krabs is already out from a boxing glove! Who knows what Frank has in store for us! We need to strike first before he does! Any ideas?
Squidward Tentacles: Run Frank over with a steamroller.
Plankton: Or beat him senseless with batons!
Lord Master Lox: Good!
Sandy Cheeks: No violence!
Squidward Tentacles: Typical liberal.
Lori Loud: Literally.
Leni Loud: Totes!
Patrick Star: I got an idea!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Yes Patrick?
Patrick Star: I…… oh wait I forgot. *sits back down while Squidward shakes his head in annoyance*
Lincoln Loud: We're back.
Sandy Cheeks: Guys, where have you been?
Lisa Loud: I went to the museum with Lincoln.
Sandy Cheeks: You guys went to the museum? That's awesome!
SpongeBob then raises his hand.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Yes SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Why don’t we go to the Palace of Pranks? If we’re going to get Frank, we need to prank him obviously. And we don’t have any gags.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Excellent idea, SpongeBob!
Squidward Tentacles: Really?
Patrick Star: Really really!
The scene cuts to the Palace of Pranks. Squidward enters armed with a baseball bat, He sees nothing.
Lola Loud: Coast is clear!
SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Plankton, Master Lox, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lincoln, Lana, Lola and Lisa then enter.
Luan Loud: *collects some mouse traps and silly string*
Patrick Star: *gets some mayonnaise and seanut brittle, now well aware that this particular brittle is just a gag*
Squidward Tentacles: *picks up a Jack in the Box*
Sandy Cheeks: *gets real a fake vomit*
Lord Master Lox: *gets a mirror* What?! I’m pretty!
The sixteen characters finish discussing their plan at the doorway.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay Sandy! You will get Frank's attention and pretend you’re going to vomit!
Sandy Cheeks: Okey dokey!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward! You, Lori, Leni, Lincoln and Patrick will then bag Frank!
Leni Loud: *gives a thumbs up and then weirdly touches Squidward making him back off in fear*
SpongeBob SquarePants: And Master Lox and Plankton will blind Frank with the sunlight reflecting off his mirror allowing me enough time to bombard Frank with silly string!
Plankton just simply nods wanting to get this over with. SpongeBob then puts his hand out followed by the others to do a chant similarly to sports games.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Team on 3! 1! 2! 3!
All: Team!
Plankton: Huh?!
Lord Master Lox: *decides to exit first* Beauty before uglies!
Squidward Tentacles: Hmmmm.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *exits the doors but screams*
When they see a whole lot of mirrors reflecting sunlight right into their opticalcordias. Master Lox and Plankton's pupils begin to burn. Frank then rushes up and finishes this prank by covering Master Lox and Plankton with a bag full of chewed up apples and other trash.
Frank the Fish: *dances while sprays Master Lox and Plankton with silly string* 3! 3! 3! Fourteen more! Fourteen more! Fourteen more! *steals the gags the others have and skips away with said gags and the mirrors going to plan the next pranks*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, Lola and Lisa Loud: *watches Plankton struggle in getting out of the garbage*
Master Lox and Plankton eventually succeed and shuffle away taking out a bus ticket.
Plankton: *salty* We’ll plan on how to steal the secret formula now! With any dignity we have left!
Lord Master Lox: *salty* Oh I hope Karen and Pearl are not having another Oil Study Club right now!
The bus pulls up, Master Lox and Plankton boards it and it drives away while the other fourteen remain in the war now scared.
Outside the main neighborhood with the houses of SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward. SpongeBob, Sandy, Lincoln and Lynn fortify the pineapple as does Squidward, Lori, Luna, Lucy and Lola with his house and Patrick, Leni, Luan, Lana and Lisa with his rock.
SpongeBob SquarePants: This is getting tough! This is getting tough!
Patrick Star: I want my Mommy!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Cool it you two! We can do this! We have to!
Lola Loud: How?! Mr. Krabs got a boxing glove to the face and Master Lox and Plankton are temporarily blind and smell worse than Davy Jones' locker! Let's give up! This guy is too good at this!
Lincoln Loud: Stop it, Lola! Lynn's right, we need to win this war! Honor Mr. K and Mr. P!
Leni Loud: And Mr. T! He invited me to Water Country!
Sandy Cheeks: Now.. Frank likes to prank us with surprise right?
Lucy Loud: Sigh!
Squidward Tentacles: *sarcastically* Wow, Lucy! I did not know that! Thank you!
Lisa Loud: So… let's strike back in secrecy! See!
SpongeBob SquarePants: See what?
Lynn Loud Jr: *showcases a new invention of mine*
A prank gun, it allows you to spray confetti as far as 50 miles.
Squidward Tentacles: Looks nice.
Leni Loud: Totes! *weirdly touches Squidward again, making him back off once more*
Sandy then distributes four more prank guns to the other's.
Sandy Cheeks: Now each of you will find someplace to hide and be on the lookout! SpongeBob! You, me, him and Lynn will use the Sea Needle in downtown!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yay!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Squidward, you keep lookout out at Jellyfish Fields!
Squidward Tentacles: I better not get stung!
Lynn Loud Jr.: And Patrick! ……………. You do what you think is best!
Patrick Star: Best yet! And it is my rock! I will be at my rock!
Squidward Tentacles: Eating donuts..
Patrick Star: I was thinking Chili Dogs, but donuts seem fine too!
Squidward Tentacles: Imbecile.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Let's get going!
SpongeBob, Sandy, Lincoln and Lynn head off for downtown, Squidward gets out his recumbent bicycle to bike to Jellyfish Fields, he gets some lotion from the vehicle's compartment to prevent jellyfish stings.
Frank the Fish: *walks through Jellyfish Fields snacking on a Hot Dog taking a quick break*
After he finishes it and is about to dig into his chili fries.
Squidward Tentacles: *hops out of Jellyfish Caves armed and pointing my confetti gun to Frank* It's over Franky Boy! I got you right where I want you! 
Frank the Fish: *drops his chili fries and puts his hands up* Okay officer you got me, I’ll go quietly.
Squidward Tentacles: I prefer loudly! *fires the confetti*
Frank then ducks and the confetti hits the King Jellyfish who was swimming by. King Jellyfish sneezes the confetti all over Squidward knocking him out of the war and turning the tables on him.
Squidward Tentacles: Darn it!
Frank the Fish: See ya sucker! Only 2 more left! *skedaddles away*
Squidward Tentacles: *finishes wiping the confetti off of me* Well at least I still got my lotion.
Squidward then sees his lotion is missing and King Jellyfish throws the contents away. The King is angry and then charges up his stingers.
Squidward Tentacles: Uh Mr. King, uh I mean, you’re highness! Uh… par cheezy?!
King Jellyfish: Squidward!!!!!!!
Squidward is stung to pains unimaginable as evidenced by his super screams.
The screams are loud enough to go all the way downtown.
Sandy Cheeks and Lincoln Loud: *hears it*
Sandy Cheeks: *realizes Squidward is out* OH COME ON!
Lincoln Loud: I’m freaking out Sandy! I’m freaking out!
Sandy Cheeks: Listen Lincoln, I know it's just us left and the other four are gone but..
Lincoln Loud: No buts! I’m sick of doing this! Having to wait here in fear of every second! It's obvious that Frank is the Prank MVP! Enough! He's won! We lost! Face it! *pouts and sniffles*
Sandy Cheeks: Don’t be a quitter Lincoln, Quitters are losers! You’re not a loser!
Lincoln Loud: Yes I am!
Sandy Cheeks: No you’re not! Let's go see Frank! I got a plan! Just trust me!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *electrocutes Sandy*
Sandy Cheeks: *screams loudly*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *evil laughs*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh no!
Yellow Rectangle: Grandpa Master Lox, what are you doing to Sandy?
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: That's right. I can rule by an evil adult. And now, it's time to destroy all of you.
Plankton: Um, I don't like the sound of that.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Observe. *turns into a nuclear rocket bomb*
The nuclear rocket falls with whistling noise.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox (Nuclear rocket bomb): *evil laughs*
The scene of the nuclear explosion in live action showing Grandpa Master Lox's face evil laughing. The scene cuts to SpongeBob, Sandy, Lincoln and Lynn outside the Krusty Krab awaiting Frank for the final battle. Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Patrick, Master Lox, Plankton and other heroes sit on the sidelines going to watch.
Mr. Krabs: First thing tomorrow! I am withdrawing all of my nephews from Boxing Matches! Errrghhh.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *tries to grab Mr. Krabs' cash but he doesn't let go*
Mr. Krabs: Hey!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Give it to me or else.
Mr. Krabs: Or else, what?
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: I'll electrocute you with 15,000 volts.
Mr. Krabs: No, you can't have it. It's mine.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *angrily, yells loudly* LIAR!
Mr. Krabs: Yaaaaaaaaa! *punches Grandpa Master Lox*
Squidward Tentacles: *still fidgety and charged up* I can’t even feel my toes! I feel like a Transformer! And not the hero Transformer!
Patrick Star: But I brought donuts!
Lord Master Lox: What?
Plankton: That you ate!
Patrick Star: And they were yummy!
Lord Master Lox: You ate them!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Mr. Krabs, have you seen her in High School?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, put Cashie down!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *fights Mr. Krabs*
Mr. Krabs: *fights Grandpa Master Lox*
Mr. Krabs and Grandpa Master Lox are fighting with a fight cloud.
Mothdecterman: Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.
A sewer hole then opens and rising out of it is Frank with the last set of his gags already feeling that he was the master.
Frank the Fish: I see you two are willing to accept defeat!
Sandy Cheeks: Nah! You are a silly old man!
Lynn Loud Jr.: That's funny, isn't it?!
Frank the Fish: I’m only 65!
SpongeBob SquarePants: And you lose your title at 66!
Lincoln Loud: 66?
Frank the Fish: Let's get this show on! And finish!
Patrick Star: *roots for SpongeBob, Sandy, Lincoln and Lynn*
Lynn Loud Jr.: *holds the $800 for the winner*
Patrick Star: Go Lincoln! Go SpongeBob! Go Lynn! Go Sandy! You got this! You got this! I am a cheerleader!
Lori Loud: Do you guys have any plans?
Leni Loud: Well, I was thinking they could come to a picnic with me and Becky. I hope he knows what a biscuit is. All I could find was bread.
Luna Loud: I thought we could hang out with Sam! She and Lincoln have surprisingly a lot in common.
Lana Loud: I was thinking of going to the park and finding new animals to take care of.
Lori Loud: Great. And when is that gonna happen?
Everyone: Today!
A funny record scratch sounds. The heroes all look slowly at each other in bewilderment.
Leni Loud: Sorry for ruining your plans today, guys. But maybe you can ask him tomorrow.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Sorry? Sorry for yourself. I’m gonna ask him to go to a basketball practice today!
Lana Loud: No! He’s coming with me!
Luan Loud: No! With me!
Lola Loud: No! ME!!!
Everyone: *sans SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy and starts arguing*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *breaks up the fight* Guys! Fighting is useless here.
Leni Loud: Because it’s pointless and going to get us nowhere?
Lori Loud: No, because he’s totally going with me.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, we are.
Squidward Tentacles: Master Lox and Plankton, get Loud Sisters the fight.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: Yeah!
Then, she rushes through the stairs as the others follow her. Lynn tackles SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy as they make it upstairs, then Lana attacks them, and soon the rest of the heroes attack, forming their signature fight cloud. After a few minutes, Lincoln, wearing his Ace Savvy cosplay, comes out of his room to see his sisters beating each other up.
Lincoln Loud: *confused* Guys?
The heroes stop fighting and they start asking him out. But then, they see the clothes he was wearing.
Lucy Loud: Uhh, why are you wearing your Ace Savvy costume?
Lincoln Loud: Don’t you guys remember? Today is the convention!
5 Loud Sisters: WHAT?!
Lincoln Loud: Clyde told me it was moved for today, and since my grounding finished yesterday I decided to go.
Lori Loud: Wait… oh yeah. How could we forget that?
Lola Loud: We were gonna ask you to come with us for some fun.
Lincoln Loud: I’m sorry guys, but I have some plans already. Maybe we can hang out tomorrow.
Sandy Cheeks: *sad* Yeah, it’s cool. *to the heroes* Sorry for the fight, guys.
The others apologize as well and start to head to their rooms in a bit of a down mood. Lincoln felt bad for them, so he decided to do something they did for him during this whole week.
Lincoln Loud: You don’t have to stay if you don’t want to.
The heroes stop on their tracks and look at him in confusion.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Huh?
Leni Loud: What do you mean?
Lincoln Loud: You can go with us to the convention if you want to.
5 Loud Sisters: *in unison* What?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *uneasily* Gee, I don't know, Lincoln...
Luna Loud: Yeah, bro. I mean, all that "comic books and superhero" stuff? That's mostly your jam and not really ours.
Lola Loud: You won't be catching me in one of those cosplay outfits!
Lincoln Loud: Come on! These last couple of weeks, I spent much of my time with you guys doing the things you enjoy. Do you think I had any real interest in joining you otherwise?
5 Loud Sisters: *in unison* ....No.
Lincoln Loud: No! But I did it anyway because I felt good to know that you guys were trying to cheer me up. And you know what? I had a lot of fun doing those things! So I figure the least I could do is allow you guys to come with me to the convention as a way of saying thanks for you guys you've done for me.
Luan Loud: Well, I guess you have a point there.
Lincoln Loud: Besides *grins* They're going to be introducing the Full House Gang in Ace Savvy at the convention. I think it could be a special treat for the fans if the inspirations behind the Gang were there. *winks*
The sisters think of it for a second, and decide…
Heroes: *in unison* Okay!
SpongeBob SquarePants: That's what I wanted to hear.
Frank the Fish: You could get your superpowers.
Leni Loud: This will be a great opportunity to wear those uniform thingies!
Heroes: *in unison… again* Uniforms?
Sandy Cheeks: Huh?
Lana Loud: *baffled Thingies?
Leni Loud: Yeah! *embarrassed* I thought it was really sweet of SpongeBob and Lincoln to imagine us as superheroes, so I wondered if you wouldn’t mind wearing them for an occasion like this.
The heroes looked uneasy after this statement.
Lori Loud: *sighs* Well, this is gonna be something…
Lord Master Lox, Plankton and Squidward Tentacles: *laughs*
Lori Loud: What's so funny?
Frank the Fish: This! *fires real vomit at Sandy*
She doesn’t even make a break for it and even allows it to enter her suit and smudge all over her face. 
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy! What was that?!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *shocked* Oh no! I’m out! 
Frank the Fish: You sure are! Now time to get the trophy!
Frank approaches Lynn and before he could try and get the $800, he feels a draft and looks to see that SpongeBob had pulled his pants down to get him out.
Frank the Fish: What?! NO!!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Huh?
Lincoln Loud: Wait? I did that?
Sandy Cheeks: You sure did! You won the war! For me!
Lincoln Loud: *realizes that Sandy sacrificed herself to inspire me to win mine*
He smiles.
1x1x1x1: I'm gonna hack you all.
C00lkidd: Yeah.
Lincoln Loud: Oh no.
Screen cuts to Mr. Krabs and Grandpa Master Lox fighting with cash.
Mr. Krabs: You, let go!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: NO! GIVE IT TO ME! *flings Mr. Krabs*
Mr. Krabs: *screams, then crashes to the ground*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Yes! It's my cash! My victory is complete!
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: Not this time! *shoots Grandpa Master Lox with laser gun*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *screams*
He falls with a whistling noise.
1x1x1x1: C00lkidd, what's going on?!
C00lkidd: What was that?!
1x1x1x1 and C00lkidd: *sees Grandpa Master Lox falling*
1x1x1x1: Oh no, there he goes now!
1x1x1x1 and C00lkidd: *screams*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox, 1x1x1x1 and C00lkidd: *gets crushed by the ground*
Ignignokty Pixelinite: Back to jail for three of you! *shoots Grandpa Master Lox, 1x1x1x1 and C00lkidd to jail*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox, 1x1x1x1 and C00lkidd: *screams, while disappears*
Plankton: We did it. 3 supervillains have disappeared.
The heroes approach and hold SpongeBob, Lincoln and other heroes and villains in the air in celebration, cheering and hollering. Mr. Krabs also snatches the $800 for himself. SpongeBob and Lincoln are then set back down to the ground and aside from Sandy, Lynn, SpongeBob and him, the rest surround Frank who now looks like a victim and for real.
Frank the Fish: Uh… free passes to my store! If you spare me! For a year! A decade? A century?
The scene cuts to Frank being dunked into a toilet by Master Lox, Plankton, Stickman, Stickmaster, Lori and Squidward. Patrick closes the lid and Mr. Krabs flushes, giving Frank a swirly as revenge for the petty pranks.
Leni Loud: We defeated those 3 supervillains. Hey, Lori. *points to someone* Are those who I think they are?
Lori looks at where Leni is pointing, and sees that three of their friends, Becky, Chaz and Joey are also there, wearing Ace Savvy t-shirts.
Lori Loud: *surprised* Yes, they are! Hey Becky! Chaz! Joey!
The three looked at the Loud sisters, and began to walk to them.
Becky from The Loud House: Lori? Leni? I didn’t know you guys were Ace Savvy fans too.
Lori Loud: Actually, we’re just here because SpongeBob and Lincoln invited us.
Becky from The Loud House: *giggles* No, silly! We’re here for Ace Savvy!
Heroes: What?!
Stickman Sticknians: Um, just a second.
Dr. Professor Quatnik: Hello, this is Dr. Quatnik.
8 Bit Spider: What kind of secret?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah. In fact, we defeated them. And they're in prison.
Jerry Pearl: Yeah! We’ve been fans of his stories for years. *to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, and Clyde* By the way, congratulations, dude. Your characters are amazing!
Yellow Rectangle: Thanks. They were all inspired by our friends.
Chaz from The Loud House: I must say, my favorite has got to be The Eleven of Hearts. She's really pretty.
Jerry Pearl: Cool, dude.
Leni Loud: *just blushes at this*
Lisa Loud: Quick question: aren’t you guys a little old for the demographic of these stories?
Squidward Tentacles: Who's the prankee now?!
Plankton: You are!
Lord Master Lox: I love to.
Ignignokty Pixelinite: Can we do that?
Joey from The Loud House: Not a chance! You can never be too old to enjoy what you like.
Becky from The Loud House: Yeah. Only an idiot would care about being too old to like something.
The heroes, sans Lucy and the villains, look at each other slowly, and then laugh awkwardly.
Joey from The Loud House: By the way, we’re gonna buy some of the new Full House Gang merchandise. You guys wanna come?
Lori Loud: Sure!
Heroes and Villains: Yeah/It’ll be fun.
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: That's quite enough.
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh!
Patrick Star: Donuts!
Clyde McBride: Wouldn’t miss to have a High Card t-shirt *sighs enamored*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Sandy Cheeks, Lincoln and Lynn Loud Jr.: *watches the celebration unfold*
The heroes, their friends and villains go off to buy the merchandise and enjoy the rest of the day together.
Frank's swirly finishes.
Frank the Fish: *in the toilet* I guess I went a little too far this time.
All: *laughs by Frank is in a toilet*
*It says “THE END” Episode ends*
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