Pilot (ESB Town)

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Pilot is the first episode of ESB Town season 1 and the series overall. In this episode, eighteen adults travel to their new home using their choice of transportation.
==Plot synopsis==
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*[Episode opens at an empty neighborhood with 18 houses, all that have wooden “FOR SALE” signs on their front lawns]
*[A driver drives through the neighborhood and stops at one house]
*[The driver walks to the next house]
*[We see the driver go to every empty house to plaster “SOLD” stickers on every wooden sign]
*[The driver gets into his car and drives away]
*[Theme song plays]
*[Episode cuts to the outside of a college dorm room]
*[Cut to an airplane in the middle of a flight]
*[Cut to another college dorm room]
*[Cut to an airport]
*[He walks over to the scanning machine]
*[The scanning machine scans the suitcase]
*[Cut to a car driving on a highway]
*[Cut to Suprem boarding a plane]
*[Suprem continues to browse through the cartoon selection]
*[Cut to somebody with a big nose and long mustache wearing a big camouflage handing in his passport]
*[Cut to 0fflinejoe]
*[Cut to Jasbre]
*[Radio station plays Chug Jug With You]
*[Radio station plays Despacito]
*[Radio station plays Never Gonna Give You Up]
*[Cutaway to Peter Griffin standing in front of a blank white screen]
*[Cut to Gustav boarding an airplane]
*[Intercom turns off]
*[The phone answers]
*[Cut to SpongeFan driving]
*[His car swerves left and right]
*[A police officer drives towards SpongeFan]
*[SpongeFan pulls over]
*[Camera pans out, revealing Peter is with Joe]
*[Cut to Thelxinoe walking into an airport]
*[Cut to ChipFan in his college dorm room, packing his things]
*[Cut to Doctor Patrick sitting on his seat on an airplane]
*[Camera pans out to show the person Doctor Patrick is sitting next to]
*[Cut to 0fflinejoe]
*[Cut to Minn packing up his stuff in his college dorm room]
*[The socks land in the box]
*[He misses, and the socks end up flying out the window]
*[Cut to SWF walking inside an airport]
*[Camera pans out to show all the people SWF is holding up]
*[Cut to BSponge flying on an airplane]
*[His phone suddenly violently explodes]
*[Cut to XsamM driving with his cat]
*[A bump is heard in the background]
*[XsamM sees that he ran over Peter Griffin]
*[Cut to Golden stepping inside an airplane]
*[Bold text is a montage of all 18 characters travelling to ESB Town while Best Day of My Life by American Authors plays]
*[Cut to SWF on his flight]
*[Cut to Doctor Patrick on his flight]
*[Cut to Pen standing next to her car right beside the highway]
*[Cut to 0fflinejoe]
*[Cut to Krusty still driving in his car]
*[Cut to Suprem on his flight]
*[Cut to ChipFan driving]
*[Cut to 9/17 on his flight]
*[9/17 and Flight attendant #1 continue to argue]
*[Cut to “KranPlab” on his flight]
*[Cut to Gustav on his flight]
*[Gustav is sadly looking at a picture of his mother]
*[Camera pans down from the plane window to Jasbre’s car]
*[Cut to SpongeFan in jail]
*[Cut to Thelxinoe on his flight]
*[Cut to BSponge on his flight]
*[BSponge’s second phone also explodes]
*[Cut to Minn driving]
*[Cut to XsamM driving]
*[Montage ends]
*[Cut to 9/17 driving up to his new house]
*[He looks around the neighborhood and sees that nobody is at the other houses]
*[Another car drives up to the neighborhood]
*[The car pulls up to another house]
*[He spots 9/17]
*[Another car pulls up and drives up to another house]
*[Another car drives up to a house]
*[Suddenly, several cars drive through the neighborhood and park at their houses]
*[More and more cars start to pull up to the empty houses]
*[More people start to get out of their cars and greet everybody]
*[Multiple people are trying to talk at once]
*[Everyone stops talking]
*[Everyone begins to bicker over one another]
*[Everyone stops bickering]
*[They nod their heads]
*[Nobody raises their hand]
*[Peter Griffin’s giggle is heard in the background]
*[Everyone nods their heads]
*[Everyone cheers]
*[0fflinejoe drives up]
*[Credits play]
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