Missiletoe the Otter

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Species 	Mobekian Otter/Cat
Age 	3500 Namekian Years
Birthday 	April 1
Birth Place 	Namek
Gender 	Female
Weight 	It's a secret to everybody.
Alignment 	Hero
Eye Color 	Green
Fur Color 	Lavender
Attire 	Pants and open-toe shoes
Likes 	Ice cream, mountain climbing, space
Dislikes 	Fist, ponies, merponies
Favorite Color 	Meringue
Favorite Animal 	Mountain Goat
Relations 	Rocketfist the Echidna (Brother in name only)
"Let's get this b**** started!"
—Missiletoe greeting a new day.
 
Dani "Missiletoe" the Otter (ダニ・「ミサイルットー」・ザ・オッタ, Dani "Misairutto" za Otta) is a Mobekian otter/cat hybrid. Due to a freak mountain climbing accident, she unwillingly had all of her toes replaced with artificial missile toes (known as camo-toes for their flawlessly toe-like appearance) by the nefarious Dr. Robotnik. She is the rival and possible love interest of Rocketfist the Echidna.
 
==History==
===Separated At Birth===
One day, on a planet called Namek, two children, Dan and Dani, were born simultaneously, albeit on opposite sides of the planet. The two were fated to meet, but four days before they would have, Dani ran away from home and snuck onto a spaceship headed for Mobius, where she became a world-renowned mountain climber.
 
===Misery and Toe===
One fateful mountain climbing day four years ago, while climbing up Mt. Everest, Dani tripped on a stray Slip 'n Slide® and got all ten of her toes trapped under Chunky Kong's lost pet boulder, Bouldy.
 
Fortunately, or mayhaps unfortunately, the ever-nearby Oliver the Mountain Goat heard her screams and rushed onto the scene. It took nary a glance for Oliver to realize what he had to do, but instead he rammed her in the cooch, freeing her from the boulder's cruel grip at the cost of her toes, which popped off with a cartoony sound effect.
 
"What the meringue that was?" Dani stammered as she stumbled down the mountain and landed feet-first in one of Dr. Robotnik's diabolical traps! After being trapped for ten minutes, she fell unconscious.
 
She later awoke strapped to a table in one of the mad doctor's underground laboratories. "Bwuh...? Dr. Robotnik?!" she mumbled as she slowly regained consciousness. "What diabolical scheme are you hatching this time?"
 
"Dohohoho! Yes, allow me to explain. My last experiment, the rocket fist, was a complete failure. 'But it was created by the incomparable Dr. Robotnik! How could it have failed?' you ask? Because it was so obvious! But these!" Dr. Robotnik pointed at Dani's toes. "These is perfect! These missile toes look exactly like normal toes! You might even call them camo-toes!"
 
Dani was nonplussed. "You're crazy! Now let me go before I –"
 
"Before you what? Rush out of here without any idea of how to use your new abilities, or any knowledge of what I plan to use you for?"
 
"Well, yeah."
 
"Dohohoho! No. I will teach you how to use your new abilities, and then you will use them to hunt down my previous experiment, Rocketfist the Echidna!"
 
And so, Dr. Robotnik trained Dani for four days to be a high-class assassin under the codename Missiletoe. Unfortunately for him, she used her new abilities to destroy his secret training base and escape.
===Dawn of a New Day===
After escaping Dr. Robotnik's secret training base, Missiletoe tried to go back to her old laid back, mountain climbing lifestyle, but she could not ignore the drive to find Rocketfist that had been installed in her! She now spends four days out of every week searching for him, even though she doesn't really know why.
 
==Personality==
Missiletoe is adventurous, fun loving, and mischievous. Even before her encounter with Dr. frame|Missiletoe does not know what's happening.Robotnik, her determination was such that she could wait four days for something without trouble. She is usually very friendly, but people don't like her when she gets angry.
 
==Abilities==
Missiletoe is a master of Toe-fu, a made up martial art she saw in a cartoon once. It's an oddly versatile style that relies entirely on toe-based attacks. She also has experience with Capoeira, horseback archery, and straight up kicking people in the groin.
 
She has great speed and power – not as much as characters like Sonic or Knuckles, but enough to qualify her as a Speed/Power type.
 
Ever since her toes were replaced with camo-toes, she has had the ability to fire her toes like missiles. When she does, she usually shouts, "Missile launch!" which makes it terrible for sneak attacks, which is just fine with her, which is because she loves being the center of attention.
 
She also has the ability to duplicate bottles by swinging one at something then quickly switchin' it for another item, resulting in the new item becoming a bottle. She can also duplicate them by selling something inside one before switching, but it is much more difficult that way.
 
==Super Forms==
Missiletoe has a wide array of powered up forms available to her, including Super Missiletoe, Hyper Missiletoe, Turbo Missiletoe, Darkspine Missiletoe, Rainbow Missiletoe, Denjin Missiletoe, Paper Missiletoe, Lego® Missiletoe, Academy Award Nominated Missiletoe, Meringue Missiletoe, and Dominatrix Missiletoe. She can only transform when she has all of the associated power stones (e.g. Chaos Emeralds for Super Missiletoe).
 
==Trivia==
*Missiletoe has never won a game of Parcheesi and has an Elo rating of 378.
*Even though she and Rocketfist were born the same day, Rocketfist denies knowing his own age, especially when Missiletoe reminds him.
*She is a lacto vegetarian, which means she consumes no animal products besides dairy. However, she is lactose-intolerant.
*The only two things in the world she hates are fish and My Little Pony. She doesn't like to talk about why, but they're both related to the same incident.
*While climbing K2 on her 13th birthday, she crossed paths with the nefarious Wendy Witchcart, who cursed her to wear pants for the rest of her life. Fortunately, she has magical pants and can change their appearance once every 9 hours.
*Her favorite holiday is Christmas even though she's Jewish.
*Despite her loves of mountain climbing and space, she has never been to Mars.
*She has peed her name in the snow 57 times on 39 different mountains.
*"Missiletoe" sounds kind of like the name of a Skullgirls character, but unfortunately, she didn't make the final cut. Expect to see her as IMDLC (Illegally-Modified DownLoadable Content) early June 2024.
*Her right breast is 1cm smaller than her left, and she is very self-conscious about it even though no one has ever noticed.
*Unlike Mike "Who the Heck Do You Think I Am?" Ross, she is not a fraud.
*She types two spaces after each sentence.
 
==Theme Songs==
Q's Theme
Chicken Yodel
True Love Makin'
Go For It
X-23's Theme
Dan's Theme