Welcome to Rizz Academy

Welcome to Rizz Academy is a film that follows Peter Griffin and Stewie at Rizz Academy, led by Kai Cenat.
== Transcript ==
* [Begining. Shot of Peter and Stewie walking in the halls]
* Peter Griffin: Holy cow, Stewie, this place is amazing! I can't believe we're actually here.
* Stewie: Indeed, Peter. A school dedicated to the art of Rizzing. Fascinating.
* [They walk into Rizzonomics 101.]
* Kai Cenat: Welcome to Rizz Academy! I'm Kai Cenat, and I'll be your guide to mastering the art of Rizz. Are you ready to get rizzy?
* Peter Griffin: Oh yeah, I'm ready! I'm more ready then I SpongeBob was on his first day of work!
* [Cutaway]
* SpongeBob: My first day at the Krusty Krab! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm read-
* [Peter Griffin shoots SpongeBob six times.]
* Peter Griffin: Roadhouse.
* [Cut back to now]
* Kai Cenat: Alright, let's start with the basics. 
* Lesson one: Rizzing Gyatts. 
* Kai Cenat: Peter, what do you know about Gyatts?
* Peter Griffin: Uh, is that like a fancy way to say goats?
* Stewie: Oh, for the love of... Gyatts, Peter, are basically a big bodacious ass.
* Kai Cenat: Exactly, Stewie! And rizzing gyatts is all about the aura you project. Speaking of which, 
* Lesson two: Aura. 
* Kai Cenat: Your aura is the vibe you give off. You gotta be confident but not arrogant.
* Peter Griffin: Okay, so like, walk in like I own the place but not like I own a bunch of places?
* Kai Cenat: Uh... close enough. Now, for the most important lesson: avoiding the Fanum Tax.
* Lesson three: Fanum Tax
* [We're Finally Landing by Home plays.]
* Peter Griffin: Fanum Tax? Sounds like something out of Cuphead!
* Stewie: How do you even know what Cuphead is?
* [Cutaway]
* Peter Griffin: Hey, Brian! Finally we can drink our coffee!
* Brian: Don't do it! It's not a cup! It's Cuphead!
* [Laughter]
* Peter Griffin: Cuphead? What's that?
* Brian: It's a human being! Well, almost. Let's say he is like Bendy.
* Peter Griffin: Bendy? Who the hell is Bendy!
* Brian: It's a long story! But, definitely, you shouldn't drink out of that cup!
* Peter Griffin: Well, okay, then. Let me grab this mug here!
* Brian: No!
* [Laughter]
* Brian: Don't do it! It's forbidden! Are you drinking from Mugman?
* Peter Griffin: Cuphead? Mugman? Are you insane, Brian? These are just pieces of porcelain!
* Brian: Pieces of porcelain with legs and weapons!
* Peter Griffin: Oh, shut up Brian! I'm gonna drink it anyway!
* [Laughter. Cut back to now]
* Kai Cenat: Nah, it's just a way to keep your rizz from getting stolen.
* Peter Griffin: Question, Kai. How do I know if I'm getting taxed by the Fanum thingy?
* Kai Cenat: When you start to lose massive amounts of Aura.
* Stewie: Got it. Avoid the Fanum Tax. Easy enough.
* Kai Cenat: Alright, now let's put what we've learned into practice. Show me your best rizz, both of you.
* The Test
* Peter Griffin: Hey, baby. What do you say we go back to my place?
* Match: WILL YOU FUCK ME!
* Pencil: Match!
* [Pencil yanks Match outta there]
* Kai Cenat: Not bad, not bad. Keep practicing, and soon you'll be Rizzly Bears!
* [The bell rings]
* Kai Cenat: Class dismissed! Keep Rizzing!
* THE END