WaNess

:Not to be confused with himself from a Parallel UnUniverse.
WaNess is a Fusion Clone of Wario and Ness, inheriting the sexiness of Wario, all of Ness's clothes, and most importantly, Wario's bike!
He became a judge for some unnamed court and always gives the verdict to whoever gives him garlic steak first. Except only Mi-Mi knows his favorite food is garlic steak, so that's kind of pointless. Another thing about his rulings is that the more evil/good you are, the more likely he'll side with you because he's both, and being neutral is neither of those.
Inside a Parallel UnUniverse there's a game called Dead WaNess, however this game does not actually feature WaNess, it features that "himself not to be confused with" WaNess.
However when he was assigned "Giygas Inc. v. WarioWare, Inc." when Giygas saw the shame and thought it was infringement, he ruled in favor of the shame not being infringement, he also tried to sue WarioWare for using his likeness without his permission, however that failed.
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