Noah's Ark Riddles

What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark? 
OH DARN
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Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic? 
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What animal could Noah not trust? 
The Cheetah
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Why couldn't they play cards on the ark? 
Noah was sitting on the deck. 
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Who was the first canning factory run by? 
Noah, he had a boat full of preserved pairs. 
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Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?
No, he came fourth out of the ark.
== Additional Noah Riddles from Richard Lederer's book, Literary Trivia: ==
Which animal took the most baggage into the ark? What animal took the least?
The elephant took his trunk, but the fox and the rooster took only a brush and comb between them.
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Why weren't there any worms on the ark? 
Because worms come in apples, not pairs. 
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Where did Noah keep the bees?
In the ark hives. 
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Why couldn't Noah catch many fish? 
He only had two worms. 
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Where was Noah when the lights went out?
In d'ark. 
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