Sigma Henhry

Growing up Henhry has always been the hardest mfer to ever exist. He once challenged the rock to a arm wrestling contest and won without even showing up. He once beat cat mario without touching a controller. No matter what he does it will always be cool and based. There's nothing he can't do that could be perceived as lame. In fact he's so cool that he's been invited to the moon by the secret dark side of the moon aliens to hang out, thats how cool he is. In fact when he went to hang out, he just turned off gravity and survived the vacuum of space, he can re-write physics just to appear cooler if he has to. He doesn't even need to pee, he just sweats it out when he goes to workout. 
== Trivia ==
* He's never seen Star Wars, if he does he loses his true sigma status.
* Despite being so cool and based he isn't immune to diseases, he suffers from burning heterochromia.
** It's like heterochromia, but worse.
* He knows everyone on earth personally, even you, he invited you to his cookout this sunday (except people named Jason).
* The h in his name is silent.
Category:Rodger Bodega Customers
Category:Deri's Creations
Category:Characters
Category:Characters That Are Canonically Feminist