I Am A Loser

"I Am A Loser" is a high quality article from the King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!.
==Summary==
"Weird Al" Yankovic, completely unprovoked, starts to antagonize King Dedede. Upon realizing Al is not accompanied by 「BEAT IT」, Dedede hits him with his hammer, though he yields when Escargoon tells him that Al could easily be killed.
Once alone, Al reveals he tried to start a fight with Dedede to get 「BEAT IT」 to appear, who disappeared after his elimination, just as he had predicted. 「BEAT IT」 then appears before Al, speaking in lyrics from Michael Jackson songs. It apparently tells Al he needs to come to terms with his elimination, and even implies it was never a stand to begin with, but the actual spirit of Michael Jackson.
==Transcript==
*Weird Al looks away for a moment, distressed.*
*Dedede whips out his hammer.*
*Dedede lifts up his hammer. Al flinches in panic.*
*SMASH!!!*
*They head off. Escagoon turns to Al.*
*They leave. Weird Al lies wounded on the ground.*
*He tries to stand up and falls back down, unable to put support on his arm.*
*With difficulty, he manages to stand.*
*Weird Al stares at「BEAT IT」in amazement.*
*Weird Al starts laughing.*
*「BEAT IT」fades away. Weird Al smiles. He goes to bed.*
== Trivia ==
*Weird Al quotes his song "Fat" while first insulting Dedede.