Bulbo Kong

Bulbo Kong is a large pink ape, residing in the Mushroom Kingdom. He is best friends with Dlingo Kong and Dungo Kong, who also reside in the Mushroom Kingdom. He was born May 2nd, 1940, in the midst of World War 2. His parents were fighting for the allies, but were both unfortunately killed while fighting the war. He lives at Butt Hole Road.
==Description==
Bulbo Kong is a large pink ape, with exceptionally big knuckles and arms. His tie is purple, with red letters spelling "DK" on it. His head is the only part of his body not colored pink for unknown reasons. He has immense power.
He was born while the second World War raged on in the United States, meaning his parents were both drafted to fight for the Allies. Unfortunately, his parents were blown up after stepping on a landmine, and so he has never been the same since.
Notably, he is a very dominant shill for Bored Ape Yacht Club NFTs.
== Personality==
Bulbo Kong is a fun-loving ape who spends most of his time eating bananas and listening to Linkin Park's song, Numb, as well as Green Day's American Idiot. He is a proud voter of Donald J. Trump. He hates socialism, despite not even knowing what that is, and calls every single liberal a "child grooming commie". Because of his parents having died in the War, he has a prejudice against Germanic people. Notably, he can't count past 10. He was never potty trained and, thus, is prone to shitting himself.
== Role in the Mario Movie == g
Bulbo Kong actually makes an appearance in the Super Mario Bros. Movie, pictured below, but it was censored out of the film release for unknown reasons. He accompanies Donkey Kong in fighting Mario in the battle scene.
When Chris Meledandri was asked why Bulbo Kong was absent from the film in an interview, he was visibly horrified and insisted for the next question to be asked.
==Gallery==
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Category:Fan Characters
Category:Mario (series)
Category:Donkey Kong (series)