The Hottest Crime Case In History

This case is too sexy and hot to show pictures of.  Sorry.  Anyway, all that was revealed is that Princess Peach, who was drunk (and supposedly naked) at the time, used a fireball to hit Bowser.  She then proceeded to  **** *** **** *** **** *** ***** ** **** *** **** *** (*** ** ******* ****** ***).  She then ripped off his shell and filled up with *** *** and bathed in it.  The police had to take her into custody and put her in jail until it was time for her to be put on trial.  She had to be taken to jail with the shell because police could not find her clothes.
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Sorry for the censorship, but some things are to explicit.  I'm not being pervy or anything, I'm just posting what The Overlord tells me to post.