Moving Mayhem/Transcript

(SpongeBob wakes up to the sound of construction. He turns his alarm clock off)
SpongeBob: What's with all the construction sounds? This is supposed to be the quiet end of the neighborhood. At least, before I moved in.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: You're right. I should check it out to make sure everything's okay.
(SpongeBob walks to his window to see a garbage truck being used as a moving truck to pick up Patrick's rock)
SpongeBob: Jumping Jellyfish, Gary! Patrick's house is in trouble, and this looks like a job for...
(He changes into a mimic Mermaidman outfit)
SpongeBob: (in deep voice) Man-Sponge! Defender of the deep!
(Gary rolls his eyes)
Moving fish: Alright, everything's in the truck. Send 'er off.
(The moving truck drives away. SpongeBob runs up)
SpongeBob: No! I'm too late!
(He falls to his knees)
Moving fish: Looks like a dish sponge fell out of one of the boxes.
SpongeBob: No, I'm not Patrick's.
Moving fish: Well, then stay off the road, I guess.
Patrick: Oh, hey, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Patrick! Youe house has been rock-napped.
Patrick: Nah, something called L.I.V.E. is planning to put down a highway. You and Squidward-
(Squidward wakes up, somehow knowing Patrick said his name, but decides to not care)
Patrick: -are gonna have to move soon too. Oh, hey, I'll help ya move!
SpongeBob: That'd be great, Patrick. Now, if only I could get Squidward's help.
(Squidward once again somehow hears his name, but decides to ignore it)
Patrick: Yeah, they'll probably demolish his house if he doesn't get up soon. Poor Squidward.
(After grumblling a bit, Squidward gets up and opens his window)
Squidward: What are you two imbeciles doing?
Patrick: Discussing a possibility of multiple dimensions mirroring ours...?
SpongeBob: No... we're moving!
Squidward: No kidding?
SpongeBob: Nope!
Squidward: One second.
(Squidward shuts his window and partying sounds can be heard. He opens his window)
Squidward: There's gotta be a catch.
SpongeBob: Oh yeah, we all gotta move and our houses have to be in the exact same order because of real estate issues!
Squidward: (boredly) I should've known. Since when do real estate issues matter, anyway?
Patrick: Since the plot needed it to.
Squidward: What ever.
SpongeBob: But Squidward! Are you just gonna let us pick the location?
(Squidward stops closing the window)
Squidward: You mean... I... can choose?
SpongeBob: If you want to!
Squidward: How about... Rock Mountain!
Patrick: But then my rock won't be unique! And I might lose it sometimes too...
Squidward: How about... Urchin Fields!
SpongeBob: That's too far away, and I don't have a boat! I'd have to get up extra early to be early to work!
Squidward: Let's see... uh... by the old shipwreck?
Patrick: Gary'll get splinters.
SpongeBob: Patrick, since when do you care?
Patrick: You must've lowered your standards, Mr. SquarePants, because I am trying to be a decent sea star, and you can't accept that.
Squidward: There's gotta be something you two dunderheads agree on...!
(Squidward's house begins rumbling)
Squidward: What's goin' on?!
(Squidward's and SpongeBob's houses begin being taken away)
SpongeBob: Gary!
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Don't worry, buddy! I'm comin' for ya!
Patrick: Just like my ancestor, Rico Rick, always said, "hi ho, Gary!"
SpongeBob: What does that even mean?
Patrick: I dunno.
(SpongeBob and Patrick chase after the houses. A bubble transition cuts to a coral reef, where their houses are ech placed)
Squidward: This is perfect! Now, I don't have to walk a thousand miles to go to work. It's right next by!
SpongeBob: I just have one question, though.
Squidward: What...?
SpongeBob: (points to Rico Rick) Who's he?
(Episode ends)
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