Brick Tamland vs Alan Garner

Brick Tamland vs Alan Garner is the 4th installment of Emo Owl Rap Battles. It features Achorman character and mentally retarded Channel 4 news team member Brick Tamland rapping against Alan Garner from the Hangover trilogy to see who is more retarded. It was released February 24, 2014.
Here is a link to the battle on Soundcloud: Brick Tamland vs Alan Garner
==Cast==
Ciarán McGinn as Brick Tamland
Ciarán McGinn as Alan Garner
==Lyrics==
===Alan Garner:===
I'm comin' at you with awesome raps
Will kick you in the nut sack
You might be loyal and stupid
But you'll never make the wolf pack
It doesn't take no hang over
Just to forget that you're worthless
My beard is already beating you
You cannot even touch this
You're the worst best friend
That anyone could have
Channel 4 news team
Sounds like a weather report gone bad
Calling you mentally retarded just insults the word retarded
You smell that, HA, that's the burn I just farted
===Brick Tamland:===
Agh awa ligh ah
I'm gonna, gonna beat you right here
I'm more famous than you
And I don't even need a beard
Today's weather, a series of showing disses
The last two movies of your franchise your director pissed in
You took that monkey with you to bed
And let it suck on your banana
There's a party in my pants and you're not invited
Ask Brian Fantana
I'm got more fans than you
I'm the ultimate Kind of Champ
I hate you Alan Garner
…..I love lamp
===Alan Garner:===
Oh please you're just nothing
Your parents named you Brick
I guess that makes some sense
'Cause you clearly made them sick
I owned a monkey and a baby
I even met a lady
How can you do the weather
When the green screen drives you crazy
I'll kidnap you like black doug
And take you to Lesley Chow
You shouldn't be reporting the weather
'Cause you clearly don't know how
I'll put on my awesome satchel and finish you swiftly
Then throw a trident to your heart
Boy…..that escalated quickly
===Brick Tamland:===
You're so damn fat
You should be called Alan Gainer
You look like a lonely hobo
Go and do yourself a favour
Take off that fanny pack
You look like a girl
That giant belly of your just makes me wanna hurl
Hey, where did you get those raps
From the toilet store?
And that ugly wife of yours
Who most likely is a whore
I'm more imbecilic and adorable
Than you will ever be
I'm kind of a big deal
Call me Ron Burgundy (LOUD NOISES!)
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE?
MORE RAP BATTLES COMING SOON, STAY TUNED
<poll>
Who do you think won?
Alan Garner
Brick Tamland
</poll>
==Trivia==
*This is the first battle to feature just the two rappers in the title rapping against each other.