Pinkeye (Fanon)

Pinkeye is an episode in the South Park Fanon Universe, which contains original characters (If you want, you can edit this and change the story to include your characters as well).
== Plot ==
The MIR Space Station crashes on Kenny McCormick at the bus stop on October 30, killing him. He is taken to the morgue where he is drained and filled with embalming fluid. However, one of the two coroner's bottle of Worcestershire sauce falls into the embalming fluid, contaminating it and turns Kenny into a zombie. He breaks out of the morgue, biting the coroners on his way out.
The next morning, Kenny shows up at the bus stop as normal while the boys are waiting to go to school, oblivious that he is a zombie. Each boy is dressed up for the costume contest at school (For which the top prize is two tons of candy), Kyle Broflovski is Chewbacca, Stan is dressed as Raggedy Andy, Cartman is dressed up as Hitler the boys think Kenny didn't bring a costume, and Kyle Russo is dressed as an agent from Tom Clancy's The Division.
At the local doctor's office, the morgue workers are beginning to turn into zombies, however the doctor diagnoses it as pink eye, which the morgue workers believe.
The 5 boys arrive at school only to discover everyone in the class, including Mr. Hat and Wendy, have dressed as Chewbacca. Mr. Garrison is dressed as Marilyn Monroe. Seeing Wendy as Chewbacca angers Stan, because he is now forced to go around as Raggedy Andy all day long for no reason, much to his humiliation.
Meanwhile, at the Cartman residence, Liane Cartman decorates the house and yard for Halloween, including putting a poster of Richard Nixon, completely and happily not noticing the morgue workers are zombies, and begin attacking people on the street.
Back at school Kyle Broflovski, disgruntled that he has the same costume as everyone else, decides to make a Solar System costume for the contest while Principal Victoria and Chef are upset over Cartman's costume. Principal Victoria makes Eric a ghost costume to amend the problem (however it ends up looking like a Ku Klux Klan robe instead, which scares away chef). Meanwhile, Kenny attacks and bites Clyde when he walks past him. The boys think Kenny is back to normal, except for Kyle Russo, who thinks Kenny has mental issues. 
Kyle Broflovski arrives at the costume contest in the gym with a new costume, a working model of the solar system, but Wendy's Chewbacca costumes earns her first place and the two tons of candy (which she gives away). The judge awards gives Kenny second place for his "Edward James Olmos" costume (not noticing Kenny is a zombie) and Stan "worst costume ever" for his "stupid clown thing". As Mr. Garrison says "Let's bob for stupid apples", Clyde, who is now a zombie, drowns Bebe who is bobbing for apples as the zombies run out of control.
Across South Park the zombies continue to attack, although everyone still believes it is simply pinkeye. As night falls on South Park the boys prepare to go trick-or-treating, with Kyle Broflovski now dressed as Count Dracula, just as Chef realizes that the pinkeye epidemic is actually a wave of the living dead. Wendy tries to apologize for humiliating Stan, but Stan rejects her, saying "I wish you were dead!", and the 5 boys walk away. A zombie appears in front of Wendy, and turns her into a zombie (done off-camera).
Chef goes to the doctor seeking help and attempts to explain what's going on, but the doctor does not believe him. Chef tries to prove his point by ripping off the arms of a patient, who he then finds out was just coming for a checkup with the doctor (the patient then bleeds to death). Suddenly, zombies break into the clinic, forcing Chef to escape out the window but the doctor gets eaten. Chef arrives for the Mayor's office to warn her and Officer Barbrady (who are up to something kinky and corrupt involving money (And the Japanese mafia), and Officer Barbrady is not wearing pants), but they do not believe him either. As the zombies continue to ravage the town, the boys, also oblivious of the zombies, head off to go trick-or-treating. However, Kenny keeps biting everyone before they can get any treats, so Kyle Russo leaves thinking he has a mental illness, and tells Kenny to go see a counselor, and the other 3 boys ditch him on the way to Chef's house. Chef pulls the boys inside and after some discussion head to the morgue to get to the bottom of the zombie matter.
While at the morgue they discover the bottle of Worcestershire sauce as well as an issue of "Crack Whore Monthly" magazine with a picture of Cartman's mom on the cover. Just then, Kyle Russo, hears a noise and shushes the boys, and then looks out of a window. Suddenly, a zombie version of Pip breaks through the window and bites Kyle Russo in his chest. Kyle Russo falls to the floor, and more zombies appear. Cartman shouts "RUN!" and the remaining 3 boys run until they reach a pay-to-use phone, and decide to call the phone number on the bottle of Worcestershire sauce. Kyle Broflovski then asks where Chef is, and the boys find Chef and other zombies going Michael Jackson thriller mode. Chef then reads the crack whore magazine. The remaining 3 boys start decapitating zombies left and right. Kyle Broflovski calls the number on the bottle of Worcestershire sauce, and speaks to a british woman, who tells him not to decapitate the zombies left and right, but instead to kill the original zombie and the zombies would turn back to normal. Wendy, who is a zombie appears and starts moving toward Stan, who can't bring himself to kill her, and apologizes to her. Kyle Russo, as a zombie, starts walking towards Kyle Broflovski while he's on the phone. Kyle Broflovski, who doesn't appear to notice Kyle Russo, quickly saws zombie Kenny in half with a chainsaw, and Kyle Russo turns back to normal. Wendy also turns back to normal. The other zombies turn back to normal. And the limbs and body parts of the dead zombies become human again, but the corpses remain.
The boys all go to Kenny's funeral. Kyle Broflovski mentions Kenny was to young to die. Cartman comments that Kyle Broflovski murdered Kenny. Kyle Russo quickly responds, "Shut your bitch ass up, Cartman!", which triggers Cartman. When Cartman stops pretending to cry because of Kenny's death, he decides to eat the candy at his house, and the boys follow. Kenny rises from his grave, stitched back together, but the statue on top of a mortuary falls and kills Kenny, followed by a jet that crashes on him and the statue.
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