Kebqb

Samson Gregory Wiles, better known as his superhero name Kebqb ("Kebab" spelled incorrectly), is the protagonist of Half Man, Half Kebqb.
== Appearance ==
Kebqb is a tall, greasy man, due entirely to the fact he was infused with a kebab.
Prior to his transformation, he was a normal dude.
== History ==
Samson Wiles was born and raised in Sunround City, North Carolina (Now known colloquially as "New Chernobyl" by everyone, even government officials). He lead a normal, uneventful life growing up in the suburbs of the city.
=== Becoming "KEBQB" ===
Having been kidnapped by The Doctor, he was subject to an experiment that would change his life forever. He would be infused with a kebab. 
Samson woke up a day later in a hospital bed. Having remembering only pain, numbness and nightmares before waking up. 
The very first thing Samson typed on a keyboard during a basic "what is your name?" exercise was "KEBQB". In reality, Samson found a kebab in his room and wanted to type "kebab", but spelled it wrong, giving him the name "Kebqb" instead. Samson didn't know his name after waking up, so had to be told it again when he finally, properly came around.
The Doctor ordered his assistant Igor to test the mental faculties of the newly christened Kebqb, as he was more interested in his next infusion project, especially because this experiment didn't immediately die after regaining consciousness.
== Abilities ==
Like with The Doctor's other past experiments, the goal of creating Kebqb was to allow him to produce a renewable amount of foodstuffs from infusing someone with a food. In this case: kebab meat. A kebab was chosen because of its "close genetic proximity to actual human flesh" and its relative ease of access (it was the first thing that came to the Doctor's mind when thinking of a physical food object to fuse with a person's DNA). No one had anticipated that because of the infusion, Kebqb had an ability to heal through simply consuming meat. When Kebqb is harmed, all he has to do is eat, and the foodstuffs will be converted to his unique body tissue.
Kebqb has the ability to create grease traps, because of a kebab high fat content, creating huge puddles of grease when trying to eat.
This strength came with a down-side, lower intelligence. The Doctor theorises that the amnesia was caused by the fusion process, and claims that because he infused solid food instead of liquids, the calculations were incorrect, which wiped Samson of his memories.Category:Characters
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