WaKaptain Skurvy

WaKaptain Skurvy is the Wa-Guy equivalent of pirate metal dude Kaptain Skurvy. Whereas ol' Kannon here grew out of his plundering phase, WaKaptain Skurvy always tried his hand at stealing stuff until he was offed by Donkey Kong himself. WaKaptain Skurvy is also behind various heists of famous things, all of which were returned after his demise.
WaKaptain Skurvy was ultimately conceived when Kaptain Skurvy stole the Teletubbies' Wa-Machine. Kaptain Skurvy decided to make a Wa-Guy in his shape so that he can have a fourth crew member. When this WaKaptain Skurvy was made, however, WaKaptain Skurvy began tearing pieces of the poop deck clean off to make a wooden UFO to fly around in and abduct treasure for himself. He was immediately kicked out and the Wa-Machine was returned.
Feeling loneliness, WaKaptain Skurvy paid Wario a couple million Coins to kidnap Kutlass and Green Kroc and make Wa-Guys of them, WaKutlass and WaGreen Kroc were conceived afterwards and ordered to join WaKaptain Skurvy's armada. The three of them began to fly around the UnWorld, plotting what artifacts and other expensive things to steal first.
WaKaptain Skurvy eventually stole so many things that it would make him rich should he sell it all. This made Skurvy really jealous, as this was when he was all robbing and stuff, and before he sang some of the best songs ever to be about pirates. Kaptain Skurvy challenged WaKaptain Skurvy to a duel to the death. WaKaptain Skurvy accepted. WaKaptain Skurvy gave Wario both the Crowned Jewels and Merlin's Crystal Ball so that the Wa-Team would fight along him. Despite the Wa-Team winning, WaKaptain Skurvy was horribly eaten from the Klaptraps that came out of that Klap-Blaster Skurvy's brother used.
WaKaptain Skurvy didn't die to this, however, he died when Donkey Kong threw a 0 Sided Dice at WaKaptain Skurvy, his brain completely shut off and he collapsed on the ground, and was pronounced dead at the WaHospital. If you want to see him, you'll have to be really evil and then die, for he is now running around the brimstone mountains in Hell, whacking people with his hand-cannon that he knocks into. 
All of WaKaptain Skurvy's ill-begotten items where returned when WaKaptain Skurvy died. Kaptain Skurvy was, at this point, a musician, so he does not even care.
== Gallery ==
youdoodle-2020-08-28T02-58-06Z.png|He looks mad now!
== Trivia ==
*WaKaptain Skurvy's UFO's emissions spazed out when over Norway and released blue smoke whilst spinning, that was the true cause of the 2009 Norwegian spiral anomaly.
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