List of adult humor in Disney live-action media/Marvel Studios

This is a list all of uses of adult humor in live-action media produced by Marvel. Adult humor may include sex (or anything mildly sexual), nudity, drug content, strong language (or implication that someone is going to or wants to use strong language), graphic violence, and any other inappropriate images.
==Films==
===The Avengers===
*After Bruce Banner falls from the Helicarrier and lands into a warehouse, he is confronted by a guard, who states he watched Banner fall from the sky "buck ass naked".
*Upon being revived by the Hulk after nearly dying, Tony Stark informs the other Avengers, "Please tell me nobody kissed me."
===Iron Man 3===
*At the start of the film, Stark is noticeably drunk during the flashback sequence.
*When Maya Hansen comes to Stark's mansion and explains to Pepper Potts that they only had a one-night stand, Potts briefly notes how Stark used to have several one-night stands before becoming Iron Man.
*At one point, Potts says she is going to take a shower and asks Stark to join her.
===Thor: The Dark World===
*During a television broadcast of Erik Selvig being arrested for streaking at Stonehenge and harassing bystanders by claiming he is trying to save them, his private parts are censored.
*When Thor helps Loki escape from his prison cell, Loki uses his powers to give Thor the appearance of Lady Sif and jokingly remarks, "Mm, brother. You look ravishing." Unamused, Thor says in response, "It will hurt no less when I kill you in this form!"
===Guardians of the Galaxy===
*When Rocket is on Xandar, he watches an old man flirting with a younger woman, to which he remarks: "Where's your wife, old man? What a Class A pervert!"
*At Nova Corps Headquarters, when Rhomann Dey explains the group's crimes to Garthan Saal, Star-Lord suddenly points his middle finger at Dey and Saal, and then apologizes, stating, "I didn't know how this machine works." Saal then remarks, "What a bunch of a-holes!"
*When Drax first meets Rocket, he says: "I recognize this animal! We'd roast them over a flame pit as children. Their flesh was quite delicious!", to which Rocket retorts, "NOT HELPING!"
*As Rocket is devising a plan to break out of prison, he mentions about needing a quarnyx battery, and when Gamora asks how they are supposed to get to it, Rocket explains, "Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade." Gamora scoffs, "You must be joking!", to which Rocket replies, "No, I really heard they find you attractive."
*After the Collector shows the Guardians an image of a Celestial destroying a planet with the Power Stone, Star-Lord remarks that "there's a lot of pee coming out of [him] right now."
*When Gamora informs Star-Lord that she doesn't dance, Quill tells her about a film called , where a hero named Kevin Bacon teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that dancing is the greatest thing there is. Gamora inquires, "Who put the sticks up their butts?" then adds, "That is cruel," to which Quill attempts to explain that it is just an expression.
*When Drax and Groot tell Rocket they want to save Star-Lord and Gamora, Rocket is forced to either risk his own life playing hero or abandon his friends. He then yells angrily, "YOU'RE MAKIN'... ME... BEAT... UP... GRASS!" (a censored version of "beat up ass").
*When challenging Ronan to a dance-off in the film's climax, Star-Lord calls him a "big turd blossom".
*In a deleted scene, Stan Lee makes a cameo as an exhibit in the Collector's Museum and flips off Groot.
===Avengers: Age of Ultron===
*At the party held at Avengers Tower, a World War II veteran drinks an Asgardian drink against Thor's objections that it was not for mortal men. Later, when the man is drunkenly escorted out, he exclaims, "Excelsior!"
*As a recurring gag, the Avengers reprimand each other whenever somebody curses, like Captain America did to Iron Man while attacking Baron Strucker's HYDRA base.
*At one point, Natasha tells Bruce that she should have joined him in the shower.
===Ant-Man===
*While attending Cassie's birthday, Scott tells his ex-wife, Maggie, that her new fiancé, Paxton, is an ass-hat. Paxton then tells Scott to "watch [his] language," causing Scott to angrily protest that he didn't curse, having said "-hat". This discussion clearly alludes to the word "asshole".
*While explaining the details for the planned robbery of Hank's house to Scott, Luis, who often tends to overexplain everything, recalls that one of his cousins, Ernesto, told him about a woman, Emily, who gave the information to a friend of his. Luis then reveals that he'd previously met Emily whose breasts were "the first pair of boobs [he] ever touched."
*While using the Ant-Man suit for the first time inside the bathroom, Scott tries to get the attention of Luis, who enters the restroom after Scott had shrunk. Luis then pulls down his pants, to which Scott remarks that "[he doesn't] wanna see this."
*When trying to tell Scott that Falcon wants to recruit him for the Avengers, Luis remembers that one of his cousins, Ignacio, told him that the reporter who gave the news to Ignacio was "crazy stupid fine." Luis then says that Ignacio asked the bartender if she was indeed "crazy stupid fine," which the bartender agreed.
*At one point, Stark tells Carson: "[Hank] just kicked your ass full-size. You really want to find out what it's like when you can't see him coming?"
===Captain America: Civil War===
*Near the start of the film, Stark introduces a holographic therapy system which he branded B.A.R.F. (acronym for Binarily Augmented Retro-Framing). He then notes that he has to "work on that acronym" (as it is spelled "barf", a slang term meaning to vomit).
===Doctor Strange===
*When the Ancient One briefly transports Doctor Strange to the Astral Plane and back, Strange asks her if the food that he was served had drugs. However, she clarifies that it just had honey.
*When Wong explains to Strange his duty as Kamar-Taj's librarian and the history of Kaecilius, Strange asks him if there is some sort of punishment, such as mutilation for returning books late, and thanks Wong for telling him the story and for threatening his life.
*Strange asks Christine if she is sleeping with a co-worker.
===Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2===
*At the beginning of the film, Drax claims that he has "sensitive nipples". Rocket then teases Drax and jokingly fakes the nipple twister.
*When Ayesha explains how her people are born through pods, Star-Lord claims that he prefers "making people the old-fashioned way." Ayesha says that "perhaps someday [he] could give [her] a history lesson in the archaic ways of [their] ancestors...for academic purposes." Such a proposition could have caused Ayesha and Quill to have a sexual relationship. Though whether she was aware of it or not is unknown; however, a brief smile from one of her servants implies that she was aware of the implications of such a proposal. Quill ultimately declines the offer, thinking Gamora could feel jealous.
*While trying to give Star-Lord some romantic advice, Drax remembers the time he met his late wife during a festival in which she refused to dance. While recollecting the moment, Drax also comments that "it would make [his] nether regions engorge."
*As the Guardians argue over Rocket's foolish actions while being attacked by the Sovereign, Rocket states that he will leave Drax's turd in Star-Lord's bed. Drax then claims to have "famously huge turds".
*When Ego talks to the Guardians while camping, he briefly leaves to urinate.
*When Gamora reminds Star-Lord about how he used to pretend that David Hasselhoff was his father as a kid, Quill reminds her that he was drunk when he told her that story.
*As Mantis shows her empathic powers to the Guardians, she touches Star-Lord and says that he feels love. While Quill claims that it is unconditional love towards everyone, Mantis states that Quill feels "romantic, sexual love" for Gamora, meaning that he wanted to have sex with Gamora.
*When Ego reveals how he created himself as a humanoid form, Drax asks if he also made a penis. Both Star-Lord and Gamora are disgusted by the question, much to Drax's confusion. Quill then says that he doesn't want to know how his parents conceived him, leaving Drax further confused and revealing that in every winter solstice, his father told him how he had left his mother pregnant. Quill calls that disgusting, causing Drax to claim that "earthers have hang-ups." Ego then confirms he indeed has a penis, which he claims is not "half bad".
*When Groot is instructed to find and take Yondu's fin prototype, he also brings some other objects, including Yondu's underwear and a severed toe. After the latter, Rocket asks Yondu if his Ravager Clan has "a refrigerator somewhere with a bunch of severed human toes," to which Yondu denies, meaning that Groot actually severed a toe from one of the Ravagers. Rocket instructs Yondu to never talk about what happened.
*When Mantis wakes Drax up to warn him about Ego's true intentions, Drax assumes she did it to have sex with him. Drax then vomits, repulsed at the thought of them having a sexual relationship.
*In the 2nd post credit scenes, Stakar Ogord says "Lets steal some shit!"
===Spider-Man: Homecoming===
*Throughout the film, Flash Thompson taunts Peter Parker by calling him "Penis Parker".
*When Aunt May drives Peter and Ned Leeds to Liz Allan's party, and Peter is reluctant to go, May tells him that she understands how difficult it is for Peter to fit in "with all the changes [his] body's going through," a likely reference to the stages of puberty.
*At one point, MJ flips off Peter when he arrives at the homecoming dance.
*When Ned is discovered by Monica Warren to be using computers during the homecoming dance, he claims that he is watching pornography as a cover-up for helping Spider-Man.
*At the end of the film, when Peter dons his Spider-Man outfit again, his Aunt May sees him in the suit, causing her to scream, "What the f–?", but the movie cuts to the credits before she can finish her sentence.
===Thor: Ragnarok===
*When Surtur refers to Thor as "Son of Odin", Thor, in turn, refers to Surtur as "Son of...", but hesitates and ends up calling him "...a bitch," as he doesn't know the name of any of Surtur's parents.
*When Hulk shows Thor where the Quinjet is, he does so by leaving his hot tub nude and without covering himself, to which Thor, upon watching Hulk naked, comments, "It's in my mind now," implying that he saw Hulk's penis. Also, as Hulk shows Thor the Quinjet's location, his bare butt can be briefly seen.
*When Thor tries to warn Valkyrie of the danger Asgard is in, she tells him that she will only listen after she finishes drinking a whole bottle of beer. Much to Thor's surprise, she manages to finish it quickly.
*When Valkyrie explains that she went to Sakaar to forget the death of her fellow Valkyrior and eventually die, Thor comments that she may die due to her alcoholism. Valkyrie then clarifies that she will keep drinking.
*When Thor instructs the recently-formed Revengers that they must cross through Sakaar's biggest portal to return to Asgard in time, Valkyrie reveals that the portal is called "The Devil's Anus", much to Bruce Banner's shock, who then asks, "Wait, whose anus are [they] going through?" Later, when Banner and Thor are stating what their ship needs, Valkyrie adds that they will also need cup holders in order to drink before dying.
===Black Panther===
*After greeting T'Challa, Shuri raises up her middle finger, a gesture regarded as obscene, while leaving. Ramonda notices this and reprimands her daughter.
*When Everett Ross tries to inform M'Baku that the new king of Wakanda is from the United States, M'Baku threatens to "feed [Ross] to his children," before revealing that he was only joking, and that the Jabari tribe are vegetarians.
===Avengers: Infinity War===
*While the Guardians are traveling to respond to the Statesman's distress call, Star-Lord tells Groot to stop playing , to which he replies by saying, "I am Groot." The whole team expresses disgust at what Groot said, with Rocket even rebuking Groot's language, implying that the adolescent tree cursed at Quill.
**When Rocket rebukes Groot's language in the above scene, he comments, "Ever since you got a little sap, you're a total d-hole!"
*During the journey to Nidavellir, Groot has to urinate, but he was unwilling to do it, as Thor and Rocket would both watch. When Rocket tells Groot to do it in a cup, nevertheless, while he ignores it, Thor advises Groot to do it and later throw his urine out of the pod and do it again.
*At one point, Star-Lord flips off Thanos while fighting him on Titan.
*When Nick Fury is killed by Thanos' Snap, he says, "Motherfu–!", but dies before he can finish his sentence.
===Ant-Man and the Wasp===
*When Hank informs Scott that Janet may have entangled with Scott while in the Quantum Realm, Scott assumes he meant that the two had sex and denies, claiming to have too much respect for Hank to do it. Hank then explains that he meant a "quantum entanglement".
*When Ant-Man comments to Wasp on how they teamed up twice in one day, Hope reminds him that, before going to Germany to fight with Captain America, they "were working together, training together, and...other-stuffing together," meaning that they often had sex during their relationship.
*When Cassie tries to cover up for Scott, who is seen racing back to his house, she lies that her father is sick in the bathroom. FBI Agent Jimmy Woo, who tries to get past Cassie, insists that he has seen worse things than barf.
*When Wasp accidentally shrinks an old man's car, the man then comments, "Well, the sixties were fun, but now I'm paying for it," alluding to LSD usage.
*Due to having been injected with truth serum, Sonny Burch and his men are forced to, somewhat comically, confess their crimes to the SFPD, with one of the goons saying that they killed many innocents.
===Captain Marvel===
*When Nick Fury and Talos (disguised as S.H.I.E.L.D. director Keller) watch the autopsy of a dead Skrull, they briefly lift the tablecloth to see if Skrulls have private areas.
*When Talos explains to Maria Rambeau that he can gain access to anything, he calls her a "young lady". Rambeau then tells the Skrull general that if he calls her "young lady" again, she will "put [her] foot in a place it's not supposed to be," with her, Fury, and Carol Danvers explaining that she meant his ass.
*When Fury plays with Goose after defeating the Kree, the Flerken ends up snatching his eye. Fury then angrily says, "Motherflerken!", a clear reference to the term "motherfucker".
===Avengers: Endgame===
*When the Avengers are heading into space on the Benatar to confront Thanos, Rocket asks the crew who hasn't been to space. When Natasha, Steve, and Rhodes raise their hands in response, Rocket tells them, "You'd better not throw up on my ship!"
*After finally killing Thanos, yet overcome with guilt and due to his multiple loses over the years, Thor falls into alcoholism. However, despite the tragic circumstances that led him to drink, it is mostly played for laughs throughout the movie, with several jokes centered around his alcoholism (such as Rocket convincing him to rejoin the Avengers by telling him that his spaceship has beer, Thor rejecting Stark's offer of breakfast and asking for a Bloody Mary, as well as Thor trying to find Asgardian alcoholic drinks that his father had while on 2013 Asgard).
*Upon hearing her father saying, "Shit!", Morgan then starts saying that word, much to Stark's annoyance, who then tells his daughter that only her mother can say it.
*While the Avengers attempt to send Scott back in time, he ends up becoming a kid, an old man, and a baby. Upon returning to normal, he reveals that he peed in his pants, but claims to be unsure if he did it as a baby or as an old man, before suggesting that he peed in his normal age.
*While on 2012, Stark comments to Rogers that the suit the latter used to wear at that time "[did] nothing for [Rogers'] ass." Rogers reprimands Stark's rude comment by stating that no one asked about what he thinks of the suit. Scott, however, claims that it looked great and deems Rogers' butt as "America's ass". Rogers himself later agrees with Scott's claim after staring at the butt of his defeated 2012 self.
*During the climactic battle against Thanos' army, Star-Lord discovers 2014 Gamora. Believing her to be his timeline's Gamora, Quill gets close to her, only for 2014 Gamora to strike him in the crotch twice, with Quill saying that she only "got 'em both the second time," clearly referring to his testicles.
*In a deleted scene, Thor urinates over a balcony while on Asgard in 2013. Rocket, who asks Thor for directions to Jane's chamber, witnesses this. As Thor zips his fly, he asks Rocket if he said something, to which Rocket remarks, "I said I wanna claw my eyes out, but, unfortunately, it wouldn't do any good 'coz I already saw the awfulness!"
===Spider-Man: Far From Home===
*At the start of the film, during a school news report, Betty Brant tries to call that school year's events as "historic" until Jason Ionello briefly interrupts her and claims they were "[censored] crazy". Brant then reprimands him for cursing on camera.
*During the flight to Europe, Flash taunts Peter while holding a glass of champagne. MJ then informs a flight attendant that Flash is underage, resulting in the attendant confiscating the drink. Flash denies knowing MJ, though he is unable to get the drink back.
*While in Venice and filming a video with two Venetian women, Flash gets punched in the groin by a passerby.
*As a seamstress is helping Peter into his new stealth Spider-Man suit, he gets spotted by Brad Davis who saw a half-naked Peter with the seamstress and assumed they were having an affair.
*When the group is at the Prague Opera, Brad flips off Peter at one point.
*After Spider-Man and Mysterio supposedly destroy the "Fire Elemental", Brant tells Ned that she would kiss him if she hadn't barfed during the battle.
*While toasting, due to having tricked Spider-Man into surrendering the AI system E.D.I.T.H. to Mysterio, the latter refers to Stark and Peter as a "boozy man child" and a "hormonal teenager" respectively.
*When MJ states that she assumes that Peter is Spider-Man, due to the fact that he always disappears whenever Spider-Man appears, Peter tries to deny it. MJ then reveals that some classmates believe he is a prostitute, which Peter also denies.
*When Peter and MJ are in a hotel room, the former proceeds to change into his stealth suit and takes his shirt off. Peter then gets embarrassed, so MJ turns around yet cannot help but watch him change, implying that she might have wanted to have sex with Peter.
*When Happy Hogan arrives in the Netherlands to pick up Peter, the latter demands Hogan to prove that he is really himself. Hogan does so by revealing that, when the two went to Germany, he discovered that Peter bought a movie which he realized was R-rated due to its price. Given how Peter abruptly interrupts Hogan, it is implied that the film he watched was a pornographic movie.
*At the end of the film, after Mysterio blows Spider-Man's cover of the static video feed, he says, "What the f–?", but the movie cuts to the credits before he can finish his sentence.
*When Talos (disguised as Nick Fury) asks Peter how his new suit is, Peter responds by saying it's a little tight around the "ol' webshooter", referring to his crotch.
*In one of the outtakes or deleted scenes, Ned Leeds tells Peter he is a virgin.
===Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings===
*Near the start of the film, Shang-Chi and Katy are shown drunk in a karaoke bar. The two and Wong appear in this state in a post-credits scene.
*When Trevor Slattery introduces himself, he offhandedly mentions how Gime in Seagate Prison allowed him to overcome his drug addiction and how he saved himself from being executed by Xu Wenwu for impersonating him by performing a snippet of the play Macbeth.
*Katy calls one of the antagonist's an asshole for punching Shang-Chi on the bus.
===Eternals===
*When Sprite (disguised as a woman) meets a man at a bar, he unknowingly passes his own hand through Sprite's illusion hand, much to his confusion. Sprite declines the man's offer for a dance and leaves claiming he has had too much to drink.
*When Kingo asks Sprite to tell to the camera about herself for an Eternals-centered documentary he is making, she instead raises her middle finger and becomes invisible.
*At Gilgamesh & Thena's home, Kingo drinks beer which Gilgamesh reveals he brewed himself and fermented with his own saliva, causing Kingo to spit the drink in disgust.
===Spider-Man: No Way Home===
*During the prologue which recaps the end of Spider-Man: Far From Home, Peter says "What the F-" and a car horn is heard to stop him from continuing the sentence.
*In the opening scene, Peter and MJ swing to his apartment and she is holding onto him. When they are about to get through the window, MJ holds onto Peter in a sexual position.
*MJ is helping Peter get out of the suit and Aunt May walks in on them with Peter's shirt off. May thinks Peter and MJ are having sex, but he tries to assure his aunt he and MJ are not having sex. May says "Peter you don't have to be embarrassed about sex". Peter then says "This has nothing to do with sex".
*During the post-credits scene, Eddie Brock and Venom are shown drinking at a bar after being accidentally brought from their reality to the MCU. When they hear of the Hulk's name, the symbiote snarks to his host "And you thought 'Lethal Protector' was a shit name!", a point Eddie still stands. Later, Venom proposes they go skinny dipping before Doctor Strange's spell sends them back home.
*When MJ, Peter, and Ned first walk into the Sanctum Sactorum, Doctor Strange tells them, "Scooby-Doo, this shit!" about Peter's identity being exposed and getting into M.I.T. In the trailer, there is an alternate scene in which he says "Scooby-Doo, this crap!"
*After Electro is back to normal in his first scene with Spider-Man and Sandman, he ends up naked and asks them "So what? Ya'll gonna stand here and act like I ain't butt-ass naked?" Sandman then replies with "I am".
*Doctor Strange calls Lizard a "son of a gun", which is more of a family friendly way of saying "son of a bitch".
*When Electro is talking about his final battle with The Amazing Spider-Man, he says "Oh shit. I was about to die".
*When MJ and Peter return to school, a fan asks MJ if she is going to have Peter's "spider babies". referring to a teenage pregnancy and thinking they are going to have sex.
===Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness===
*When discussing Spider-Man's powers, America asks if his webs come out of his butt. Doctor Strange then replies with "No I don't think so. I hope not".
*When Mr. Fantastic says the Baxter building has been breeched due to the Scarlet Witch's arrival, Doctor Strange responds with "No shit, genius".
*When America Chavez hears that Doctor Strange attended Christine Palmer's wedding, America exclaims "Holy shit, you married Christine?", to which Strange denies.
*When in his variant's corpse, Doctor Strange tells America to "kick that witch's (Wanda's) ass", but it sounds like he is saying b**ch's ass.
===Thor: Love and Thunder===
*Zeus flicks Thor's clothes off of him to the point where Thor is butt naked.
*Zeus mentions he's hosting an orgy, that Thor's not invited to.
*Korg watches Jane and Thor kiss and mentions them having kids, referencing sex.
===Black Panther: Wakanda Forever===
*Frustrated that the FBI have come to her garage, Riri Williams exclaims "I do not need this shit right now!"
*When trapped in Namor's underwater cave, Riri says his actions are some "supervillain shit right there".
*When Riri meets Shuri, the teenager asks "Ah shit, am I getting recruited?" Shuri then replies with "no"
===Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania===
*Hank exclaims "Holy shit! That guy looks like broccoli".
*Hope and Hank find out Janet had a sexual relationship with a guy named Krylar and Janet defends herself by saying she "had needs" during her 30 years in the quantum realm.
*Hank tells Janet he too had needs while Janet was down there and said he "did it" (sex) with a woman named Linda.
*The flashback of a deformed M.O.D.O.K. being created shows Darren's butt crack.
===Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3===
*At one point, Star-Lord orders Nebula to "open the fucking door." This is the first time the f-word is said outright in a Marvel film.
*Drax says he made a poop shaped like a fish.
*When on Counter Earth Star-Lord says "SUCK MY-" but then he gets cut off by High Evolutionary.
**Later on Star-Lord calls the High Evolutionary a "Sick son of a bitch" and then adds "Stretch faced Robocop looking Skeletor wannabe purple nipple piece of-" but the High Evolutionary cuts him off again by breaking the coms.
===Deadpool & Wolverine===
*There are 118 F-bombs.
*Deadpool calls Wolverine a pervert.
*Upon meeting Cavillrine, Deadpool declares they will treat him better than those shitfucks down the street (referring to Warner Bros. and DC, and Henry Cavill's infamously troubled tenure as Superman).
*When Wade is talking to Buck, there's a poster that shows bare breasts that belong to a female.
*Deadpool mentions “There are 206 bones in the human body, 207, if I’m watch Gossip Girl.” Meaning that he gets an erection watching that said show. Also implying he has an affair for Blake Lively (Ryan Reynolds’s wife).
*Blind Al asks Wade if he wants to do cocaine to which he denies, because Kevin Feige said cocaine is off limits.
*Deadpool calls the original Logan from the Fox Marvel film series a Hairy Thundercunt from Down Undercunt.
*When Cassandra Nova is inside Deadpool's head brief footage from the first movie shows Wade and Vanessa naked and having sex. This shot is right after Vanessa's nipples are seen.
*Shortly after meeting and threatening Deadpool, an extremely drunk Logan passes out before a fight could break out between the two.
*Deadpool uses the remains of Anchor Being Wolverine to fight the TVA agents, including his bones as weapons.
*When a TVA agent confronts Deadpool, he accidentally shoves Wolverine's claws up another TVA agent's ass.
*Wade says pegging isn't new for him, but it is for Disney. He's referring to the first movie where Vanessa shoved a strap up Wade's ass during International Women's Day
*After Wolverine dons the iconic mask, Deadpool asks "What's the wind resistance on those blowjob handles?"
**Similarly, earlier, Deadpool mentions "Truthful Timmy The Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon" that gets a special thanks in the credits.
*During the suit up in the TVA, Deadpool's ass gets spanked a couple of times. Deadpool later refers to the man who dressed him up as "a predator".
*Deadpool deliberatedly causes the Human Torch's death by having his skin ripped off of his body, leaving a pile of red mosh, by claiming he insulted Cassandra Nova out of spite for not being Captain America (as both characters are played by Chris Evans).
**Furthermore, the film's post-credits scene has Deadpool showing footage that proves Johnny did indeed went on a swear-filled rant towards Nova as Deadpool claimed. After showing the footage, Deadpool says "Gotcha, fuckface".
*When Human Torch falls, he first gets hit painfully in the balls.
*Nicepool notably has a bulge on his crotch, showing he has an erection.
*Near the climax, Deadpool deliberatedly has his "Nicepool" variant shot to death by the Deadpool Corps just so he could own Dogpool and his weaponry, the whole moment being played for black comedy. While calling him out on his actions, Wolverine calls Wade a "dumb fuck".
*Kidpool (played by Inez Reynolds, who is Ryan's daughter) says "When I want your opinion, I'll take Wolverine's dick out of your mouth!", Nicepool declares that Kidpool is the dirtiest, implying she curses a lot.
*Deadpool calls Babypool (played by Olin Reynolds who is the latest child of Ryan and Blake) a little fucker.
*One promotional poster shows a car’s back side that has a bumper sticker that reads “ZERO FOX GIVEN” which is a play on “Zero Fucks given”.
**There's also a bumper sticker that reads "My other ride is YOUR MOM".
**One of the stick figures drawn on the back window depicts NSTW giving the middle finger.
*Deadpool says he has had several STD's.
*As Blade reveals that Magneto is dead, Deadpool says, "FUCK! Now Disney gets cheep!? It's like Pinocchio jammed his face in my ass, and started lying like crazy!"
**A deleted joke, takes Deadpool's line a little too vulgar, and makes it about Mickey Mouse's cock, instead.
==Disney+ shows==
===WandaVision===
*In Episode 2, "Don't Touch That Dial", Wanda moves the beds together and Vision tells her to turn the lights off as they both get under the covers, clearly having sex.
**In the same episode, after Vision gets a piece of chewing gum stuck in his gears, he behaves in an intoxicated manner.
*In Episode 7, "Breaking the Fourth Wall", Vision tries to jog Darcy Lewis' memory and is confused when she doesn't remember him from the night before. This leads Darcy to think she and Vision slept together the night before and says "hard pass".
*In "The Series Finale", fake Pietro is revealed to be a Westview resident under Agatha Harkness's control and his real name is revealed to be Ralph Bohner. This is an obvious joke to men getting boners (erect penises), during or after sex.
===The Falcon and the Winter Soldier===
*In "New World Order", when Bucky Barnes tells his therapist that he only wants peace after being pardoned from his crimes as the Winter Soldier, she bluntly responds with "That's utter bullshit".
*In "Power Broker", when Sam Wilson is told by Barnes and Helmut Zemo that most painting in the Louvre are fake, he searches on Internet to see if its true. When the search gives positive results, he says "No shit".
===Loki===
*In "Glorious Purpose", a robot wants to strip Loki, when Loki refuses to have his fine Asgardian clothes removed, the robot uses a laser that removes Loki's clothes, with the robot arm obscuring his privates from the camera view.
**Later in the episode, when Loki is forced to sign a paper confirming the content in the papers is everything he said, it can be seen that he wrote "Suck my Assgard".
**After watching another variant being "reset" for not having a ticket, Loki comically begins to desperately searches for his own.
*In "Lamentis", as Loki and Sylvie hide on a train by pretending to be passengers, Loki ends up drinking and becoming intoxicated.
*In "The Nexus Event", when Loki is trapped in a Time Loop, Sif arrives and kicks Loki in the crotch for cutting her hair.
*In "Journey Into Mystery", after President Loki questions Alligator Loki's presence, the latter ends up comically biting off the former's hand, who reacts in an over-the-top panic.
===Hawkeye===
*In "Echoes", when Kate Bishop shoots and explosive arrows towards the Teacksuit Mafia, she says, "Holy sh–" only to be cut short by the explosion.
*In "So This Is Christmas?", when Kate encounters Yelena Belova, the latter calmly informs the former of her plans to murder Clint Barton and eat some food at the party after that.
===Moon Knight===
*In "The Goldfish Problem", when Steven Grant notices his pet goldfish seemingly regaining a lost fin, he says "What the-", before the scene cuts to him saying "fish".
*In "The Tomb", after Marc Spector notices Grant trying to flirt with the former's wife, Lyla, he takes control of their hand and punches Steven. When Steven notices this, he says "Oh shit!", before receiving the punch.
===Ms. Marvel===
*In "Crushed", a partygoer tricks Kamala into drinking alcohol by saying its just juice, referring to underage drinking, and Kamala asks herself if she is drunk.
*In "Destined", Kamala tells Bruno she is a Djinn and Bruno replies with, "And tonic?", referencing the alcoholic drink Gin and Tonic.
===She-Hulk: Attorney at Law===
*Much of the humor stems from Jen's ability to drink enormous amounts of alcohol while in her Hulk form and not get drunk due to her body's ability to process it quicker. However, as soon as she reverts to normal, she immediately becomes inebriated.
===Agatha All Along===
*The tagline for the series is "Revenge is a witch", which is a play on the saying "revenge is a bitch".
*In the first episode, Agatha strips and is fully nude as she walks back into her house. All the neighbors look shocked at seeing her like this.
*In the second episode, Sharon Davis says she doesn't do drugs when Jan asks "who is going high", which is how a person acts when they have done any form of drugs.
**Agatha Harkness calls the witches bitches when they start to attack as she is singing the witches ballad.
**Teen refers to Agatha as the "baddest bitch in South America".
*In "If I Can't Reach You / Let My Song Teach You", Teen is stabbed as part of the curse during the trial, which is noticeably visible. 
*In "Familiar by Thy Side", Ralph Bohner says that Agatha will "f your shit up".
==Television specials==
===Werewolf by Night===
*Elsa has a comical lack of reaction after seeing Man-Thing brutally kill her stepmother.
*After taking over the Bloodstone household, Elsa orders the family's buttler to "clean up this shithole".
===The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special===
*The plot of the special centers on Drax and Mantis kidnapping Kevin Bacon to deliver him as a present to Star-Lord.
*Drax and Mantis end up heavily drunk after spending time at a Hollywood bar.
*After Drax and Mantis learn that Bacon is an actor, the latter orders him to act like a hero. His first act is that of a British soldier who wants to kill Nazis.
*Rocket tries to kill Bacon after the actor calls him a raccoon, forcing Groot to restrain him.
*After Bacon runs away on Knowhere, Star-Lord orders somebody to search for Bacon. Nebula volunteers herself with a gun in her hand, forcing Star-Lord to clarify her to not kill Bacon.
*After Bacon leaves Knowhere, Nebula comments, "Maybe not all actors are complete pieces of shit."
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