Yellow Subterfuge/Quotes

:Principal Skinner: I hold the red pen! [Skinner...!] Pranks, inside use of outside voice, off color whistling and you're stricken from the list. and when you're crossed off you stay crossed off. That's what pens do.
:Bart: [gulps, as he controls his remote control plane holding a bee hive out of the gym and back to the tree where it originally was]
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:Spugna Roberto: Buon compleannio, Squidardo.
:Squidardo: No No No, Rebarto! È una rimanesala de la seconda guerra mondieale, de far sapere ornare (a seahorse drops on the button) AHA! (the TNT detonates, and both SpongeBob and Squidward explode into chunks)
:Lady: Calamare? No no!
[translated]
:SpongeBob: Happy birthday, Squidward!
:Squidward: No, no, no, SpongeBob! It's a mine from the Second World War, which will blow up and AH!
:Lady: Squid?! Noooooooooo!
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:Principal Skinner: You're like egg salad at a picnic, Simpson. Even when you look good, you know you're going bad.
:Lisa: Principal Skinner, I object to this arbitrary use of power and request I be taken off the list.
:Principal Skinner: Off the list. (crosses off Lisa's name)
:Lisa: Thank you.
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:Principal Skinner: Ah, I've broken a ten-year-old's spirit. Time to celebrate with a fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt. Plain, plain, plain, plain... mmm, fruit.
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:[Bart is on the pier, disappointed as he stares at the sunset. Homer arrives and dumps his Pig Gulp drink towards the trash can, but misses]
:Homer: Hello boy. At times like this there's not much you can say. Especially if you don't know what happened.
:Bart: [sobs] Skinner didn't let me go!
:Homer: Really? Hey. I bet that submarine isn't so fun anyway.
:Bart: [sniffs] You think so?
:[skip over to inside the submarine]
:Submarine captain: Fire the torpedo, Millhouse!
:Millhouse: Aye aye! (presses the red torpedo button) Where did it go?
:Submarine Captain: It was just imaginary. (the lighthouse blows up and falls down in the process)
:Bart: I know a kid should never turn to his father for help, but I got screwed! Is there anything you can do?
:Homer: As I always say, don't get mad; get dinner. Then get even. With Skinner.
:Bart: You'll really help me get revenge?
:Homer: Yes. What's Skinner's weakness?
:Bart: Everything.
:Homer: Good. We can use that.
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:Marge: Sweetie, about the submarine. What's your favorite food to eat when you're disappointed? I'm going shopping tomorrow.
:Bart: Ice-cream sandwiches, why?
:Homer: What your mother is trying to say is, we don't think you can be good that long!
:Bart: (shocked) Mom! Is that true?
:Marge: Well, that's sort of what I was trying to say, but...
:Homer: What your mother is trying to say is...
:Bart: (interrupting) No! You're wrong! You're all wrong!
:Lisa: I didn't say anything!
:Bart: Were you thinking it?
:Lisa: Yes.
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