Macho Duck

"Macho Duck" is the fifth track on the 1979 album Mickey Mouse Disco. It is a parody of the Village People's song "Macho Man", rewritten to be about Donald Duck. In the music video promoting the album, it is the third song excerpted, set entirely to clips from Mr. Duck Steps Out, but with Donald's lines removed.
A remix of the song by Eurobeat artist Domino was included on the first Eurobeat Disney album (2000). A techno covered by Chaka Blackmon appears on the 2006 album Disney Cuties.
==Lyrics==
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|-|Original version=
[Speech]
Doorman: Oh, good evening, Mr. Duck!
Donald: Hello, sport!
Doorman: May I get the door for you?
Donald: Thank you very much. Let's boogie!
He's got style, he's got flair ("Yeah!")
Got two left feet but he doesn't care ("What?")
Dressed in blue, fit to form ("Too much!")
Ladies love to touch his uniform ("Ha ha ha ha!")
Mess with him and you're outta luck, he's a macho duck ("That's me!")
Macho macho duck, oh he is a manly sensation ("Unbelievable!")
Macho macho duck, he's a macho macho duck
Macho macho duck, slickest bird in the nation ("Smooth, baby, smooth.")
Macho macho duck
He's a macho macho duck ("I'm a macho macho duck")
("C'mon baby, let's boogie!")
Can he move, well guess what? ("What?")
He's got a wiggle and a waddle strut ("Get down, brother!")
But feathers fly when he gets riled ("You asked for it!")
It's like a pillow fight that's gone wild [squawks angrily]
Mess with him and you're outta luck, he's a macho duck ("That's right!")
Macho macho duck ("Macho macho duck")
Oh he is a manly sensation ("Unbelievable")
Macho macho duck
He's a macho macho duck ("I'm a macho macho duck")
[Repeat previous verse]
("Watch this move, toots! All right!")
Builds his muscles, meets the test ("Yeah!")
Got lots of feathers on his chest ("Mr. Universe!")
He's laid back, he's in demand ("Aww...")
But he's really hard to understand ("I am not!")
Mess with him and you’re outta luck, he's a macho duck
Macho macho duck ("Macho macho duck")
Oh he is a manly sensation ("Fantastic!")
Macho macho duck
He's a macho macho duck ("I'm a macho, macho duck, aww right")
Macho macho duck, the slickest bird in the nation ("Out of sight!")
Macho macho duck
He's a macho macho duck ("Well, I'm a macho, macho duck")
("Easy there, toots. Don't ruffle my feathers! Shake your butt and boogie! All right!")
Can he move, well guess what?
Watch his wiggle-waddle strut ("Boy oh boy oh boy!")
But feathers fly when he gets riled
It's like a pillow fight gone wild ("Ooooooh baby!")
Macho macho duck ("Macho macho duck")
Oh he is a manly sensation ("So macho!")
Macho macho duck
He's a macho macho duck ("Well, I'm a macho, macho duck!")
("C'mon baby, boogie, boogie!")
Macho macho duck ("Faaar out!")
The slickest bird in the nation ("Oh, I love it, I love it!")
Macho macho duck
He's a macho macho duck ("Well, I'm a macho, macho duck!")
Macho, macho duck ("Hey! Watch where you're dancing, buster!")
Oh he is a manly sensation, macho, macho duck
He’s a macho, macho duck ("Come on, baby, boogie, boogie!")
Macho, macho duck, the slickest bird in the nation
[Fade]
|-|Eurobeat version=
[Speech]
Domino: Oh, good evening, Mr. Duck!
Donald: Hello, sport!
Domino: May I get the door for you?
Donald: Thank you very much. 
Domino: Let's boogie!
Donald: Let's boogie!
He's got style, he's got flair
Got two left feet but he doesn't care
Dressed in blue, fit to form
Ladies love to touch his uniform
Mess with him and you're outta luck, he's a macho duck
Macho macho duck, oh he is a manly sensation
Macho macho duck, he's a macho macho duck
Macho macho duck, the slickest bird in the nation
Macho macho duck, he's a macho macho duck
Can he move, well guess what?
He's got a wiggle and a waddle strut
But feathers fly when he gets riled
It's like a pillow fight that's gone wild
Mess with him and you're outta luck, he's a macho duck
Macho macho duck, oh he is a manly sensation
Macho macho duck, he's a macho macho duck
Macho macho duck, the slickest bird in the nation
Macho macho duck, he's a macho macho duck
Builds his muscles, meets the test
Got lots of feathers on his chest
He's laid back, he's in demand
But he's really hard to understand
Mess with him and you’re outta luck, he's a macho duck
Macho macho duck, oh he is a manly sensation
Macho macho duck, he's a macho macho duck
Macho macho duck, the slickest bird in the nation
Macho macho duck, he's a macho macho duck
Macho macho duck, the slickest bird in the nation
Macho macho duck, he's a macho macho duck
Can he move, well guess what?
Watch his wiggle-waddle strut
But feathers fly when he gets riled
It's like a pillow fight gone wild
Macho macho duck, oh he is a manly sensation
Macho macho duck, he's a macho macho duck
Macho macho duck, the slickest bird in the nation
Macho macho duck, he's a macho macho duck
Macho macho duck, the slickest bird in the nation
Macho macho duck, he's a macho macho duck
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==Trivia==
*This song doesn't featuring Clarence Nash as the voice of Donald Duck, he was replaced by Jim Tadevic.
==Audio==
Disney Eurobeat - Macho Duck-2|Eurobeat Disney version
Macho Duck (Disney Cuties)|Disney Cuties version
Category:Songs
Category:Hero/Heroine songs
Category:Donald Duck
Category:Music Videos
Category:Songs in video games