Orange

Oranges are an orange fruit. They can also be green if you're unlucky, or the new black if you're lucky. They are spherical and sometimes come with a large leaf on them that tastes like chocolate. They were invented in 1971 by a man named I Hate Apples. Apple Kid cast PSI Curse on oranges, making them into the mark of the Devil and giving them satanic powers. Before there were oranges, people liked eating Grapefruit instead. You can destroy oranges by making them into orange juice, or if you're a human, you can eat one. Oranges are sticky, and you can use them in place of slime blocks in case you run out. Lots of candee is orange flavored because it is evil. 
== Death ==
Oranges can be a sign that death is near, since any comparisons to an apple will be met with instant death (to doctors). The Godfather loves leaving them by corpses, and also eating them; he is trying to grow the Mafia's orange empire by giving oranges corpses to feed on. Eating 5 oranges will cause you to overload on vitamin C and have your guts melted by ascorbic acid, which is why it's illegal in Europe to have more than 3 at a time, though the United States and Mexico allow you to have 20. In Canada it is required to have a permit to have an orange, making it one of the worst countries to live in. Cooking an orange also results in it emitting deadly fumes, so don't do that. The only edible part of the orange is its peel and seeds, as well as the orange sticky thing inside. 
== Personality ==
Oranges are a very misunderstood species. They don't mean to do harm but wherever they are they cause harm. Ryuk eats apples instead of oranges for this reason, since the more oranges there are in the world the more life he can steal. Most oranges are not sentient, but the ones that are like Annoying Orange are really weird. It is believed that Donald Trump is an orange, but that is just fake news spread by the Republican and Democratic parties.
== Where to find an orange ==
You can go to the grocery store and they sell oranges. You can also go to Orange Kid and he has oranges. You can also start up your own orange factory and make your own oranges. All you need is orange dye, some apple seeds, sugar, and some grapefruits. You can contract orangitis if you stand near an orange too long, and gain the forbidden knowledge needed to finish making the rest of an orange factory, like the Megafon Orange Factory.
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