Downloaded Out Of Business Since 1985

==Publishers Summary==
==Script==
: [Where's Captain Kirk?]
: Guiar Hero Girl
: Dude, [Trash ahoy cookies] yo man, when does the Guitar Hero [Guitar Zero] tournament start?
: Clerk
: Tonight at 6 PM
: Guitar Hero Girl
: Awesome, dude. I've been, like, practicing all week for this. [Great use of time] I'm been shredding, like, (makes noise and rocks out on her Guitar Hero guitar) [Wow you're annoying] I'm gonna rock. [You're gonna suck]
: Clerk
: Dude, it's five buttons. [Real guitars sold here] You don't shred on five buttons. [Unless you're in Guitar Zeros]
: Guitar Hero Girl
: I shred, dude! I'm like Steve Vai of Guitar Hero! [Where's my Vai DLC]
: Clerk
: You ever listen to music? I mean, without having a plastic turntable [WICKY WOO!] strapped to your hip? I mean, actual uncompressed music [128 bit rate sucks] on a disc or record? [I like records]
: Guitar Hero Girl
: I got my iPod [iPod doesn't count] all filled with all musics, dude. [Wish I had a flamethrower]
: Clerk
: Yeah, those high-quality headphones they give you really reproduce the music with intense clarity. [If clarity means crap]
: Guitar Hero Girl
: And if it don't, I just make it louda! [Loud does not mean better] Whaaaaaaw, oh yeah! (rocks out on guitar controller) [This is why music sucks]
: Clerk
: Alright, dude, get the fuck out of my store and never come back. I see you again, I shoot you in the face. [Tick tick boom!]
End Screen appears
==External Links==
*Illwillpress website