きゃろるいんわんだぁらんど (Carroll in Wonderland)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
花咲く森の道、 	hanasaku mori no michi, 	In a forest path blooming with flowers,
クマさんに出会った 	kuma-san ni deatta 	I met with Mr. Bear
 	 	
感情その１ 	kanjou sono ichi 	My first thought was:
私は一体どうしてしまったのでしょうか！？ 	watashi wa ittai dou shite shimatta no deshou ka!? 	"What the hell is wrong with me!?"
感情その２ 	kanjou sono ni 	My second thought was:
Veryな小さな少女が 	Very na chiisana shoujo ga 	"This so very small girl
美しすぎまして！ 	utsukushisugimashite! 	Is simply too lovely!"
 	 	
1862年７月４日 	1862 nanagatsu yonnichi 	On July 4th of 1862This is the day that Lewis Carroll made up a story for Alice Liddell and her sisters which would later become Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
とある陽気な昼下がり、 	toaru youki na hirusagari, 	On a certain cheerful afternoon
花咲く森道、 	hanasaku mori michi, 	In a forest path blooming with flowers,
クマさんとなったある数学者 	kuma-san to natta aru suugakusha 	A certain mathematician turned into Mr. Bear
 	 	
感情その３ 	kanjou sono san 	My third thought was:
いやいやこいつは父性という名の親心！ 	iyaiya koitsu wa fusei to iu na no oyagokoro! 	"No, no, this is just father-like affection!"
感情その４ 	kanjou sono yon 	My fourth thought was:
おい待てルイスよ、 	oi mate ruisu yo, 	"Wait a second, Lewis,
自分を偽るというのか！？ 	jibun o itsuwaru to iu no ka!? 	Do you think to deceive yourself!?"
 	 	
悶絶・葛藤・性欲・煩悩 	monzetsu kattou seiyoku bonnou 	Fainting, discord, desire, passion
モラルが大事な世間のみなさま、 	moraru ga daiji na seken no minasama, 	Farewell, to moralistic people of society
並びに31年潔白人生サヨナラ 	narabini sanjuuichinen keppaku jinsei sayonara 	And to my 31 years of honorable living
 	 	
お菓子をあげましょう。 	okashi o agemashou. 	Let me give you sweets.
お菓子など持ってない 	okashi nado mottenai 	I don't have any sweets
オモチャをあげましょう。 	omocha o agemashou. 	Let me give you toys.
なおさら持ってない 	naosara mottenai 	I don't have those either
お話聞かせましょう。 	ohanashi kikasemashou. 	Let me tell you a story.
即興上等の、 	sokkyou joutou no, 	One of excellent improvisation,
舞台はワンダーランド、 	butai wa wandaarando, 	Wonderland is the stage,
君はその主人公 	kimi wa sono shujinkou 	And you are the heroine!
 	 	
「さぁ出来ました！」 	"saa dekimashita!" 	"Look, it's done!"
 	 	
ウサギ走るチックタック 	usagi hashiru chikkutakku 	Chasing after the rabbit, tick-tock
穴に落ちて小さくなる 	ana ni ochite chiisaku naru 	You fall through a hole and become small
辿り着いたワンダーランド 	tadoritsuita wandaarando 	At last, reaching Wonderland
ミニマムな世界 	minimamu na sekai 	A miniscule world
悲しくてシックチック 	kanashikute shikkuchikku 	You grow miserable, sick-tickI honestly had no idea how best to translate this so I just tried to approximate it phonetically. Someone said it's meant to be a sobbing sound but i couldn't find any examples of that. However when looking up the word i did find an earlier GUMI song by a different producer with the title シックチック. It's probably unrelated, but I thought that was interesting.
涙のこうずい 	namida no kouzui 	Your tears make a flood
踊るふたごナンセンス 	odoru futago nansensu 	The dancing twins speak nonsense
消える猫がさそう 	kieru neko ga sasou 	The disappearing cat beckons you
「白いウサギ、ほらこっちだ」 	"shiroi usagi, hora kocchi da" 	"The white rabbit is
「あっちだ・そっちだ・どっちだ・ 	"acchi da socchi da docchi da 	Over here, over here, over there, over where?
まわれまわれどうどう巡りのドウドウ鳥とコカレース！！」 	maware maware doudou meguri no doudou tori to kokareesu!!"	Round and round and round in circles in a caucus race with the dodo bird!!"
 	 	
ステキなお茶会へようこそ 	suteki na ochakai e youkoso 	Welcome to a wonderful tea party
「いらない！いらない！いらない！いらない！」 	"iranai! iranai! iranai! iranai!" 	"I don't want to! I don't wan't to!""Alice's" first three responses in this stanza are only repeated twice, for brevity. The transations of her lines also aren't exactly literal (literally, theyre "I don't want/need", "I don't know", "I can't", and "It resembles") since I wanted them to make sense in response to the lines before and also keep a similar pattern to the original JP. Some of the lines in this stanza are also direct quotes from the book and/or movie.
では誕生日でない日を祝おう 	de wa tanjoubi de nai hi o iwaou 	Then, a merry un-birthday to you
「しらない！しらない！しらない！しらない！」 	"shiranai! shiranai! shiranai! shiranai!" 	"I don't get it! I don't get it!"
なら答えのないナゾナゾしよう 	nara kotae no nai nazonazo shiyou 	Then, let's ask riddles with no answers
「できない！できない！できない！できない！」 	"dekinai! dekinai! dekinai! dekinai!" 	"I don't know how! I don't know how!"
ほら机とカラスはなぜ似てる 	hora tsukue to karasu wa naze niteru 	Then, why is a raven like a writing desk?
「にてる！にてる！にてる！にてる！」 	"niteru! niteru! niteru! niteru!" 	"It is! It is! It is! It is!"
 	 	
”どこが？” 	”doko ga?” 	"Where is it?"
 	 	
写真をとりましょう。 	shashin o torimashou. 	Let's take picturesCarroll did in fact take nude photography of children, although this was apparently common among Victorian photographers. The line about rags is possibly referring to an actual photograph he took of Alice Liddell.
いろんな服を着て 	ironna fuku o kite 	Try on all kinds of clothes
ボロはいかがでしょう。 	boro wa ikaga deshou. 	How do you like these rags?
とってもセクシーね 	tottemo sekushii ne 	They're very sexy, aren't they?
本にしてあげましょう。 	hon ni shite agemashou. 	Let's put these into a book
挿絵は彼に頼もうか？ 	sashie wa kare ni tanomou ka? 	Should I leave the illustrations to him?The "him" here is likely referring to John Tenniel, who did all the illustrations for Adventures in Wonderland, and later Through the Looking-Glass.
グリムの奴らなど目じゃない、 	gurimu no yatsura nado me ja nai, 	Even the Brothers Grimm are no match
純然ファンタジー 	junzen fantajii 	For this absolute fantasy
 	 	
感情その５ 	kanjou sono go 	My fifth thought was:
アヘアヘ話が支離滅裂になってきたぞ！ 	aheahebanashi ga shirimetsuretsu ni natte kita zo! 	"This silly tale has become incomprehensible!"
感情その６ 	kanjou sono roku 	My sixth thought was:
「かまいやしねぇ！ 	"kamaiyashinee! 	"Like I care!
野郎ども、やっちまいなー！！」とかねw 	yarou-domo, yacchimai naa!!" toka ne 	Do whatever you want, you bastards!!" (or something lol)
 	 	
ウサギは好きかい？ 	usagi wa suki kai? 	Do you like rabbits?
紅茶は好きかい？ 	koucha wa suki kai? 	Do you like tea?
トランプ好きかい？ 	toranpu suki kai? 	Do you like trump?
ハートは好きかい？ 	haato wa suki kai? 	Do you like hearts?
帽子は好きかい？ 	boushi wa suki kai? 	Do you like hats?
タルトは好きかい？ 	taruto wa suki kai? 	Do you like tarts?
僕のことが 	boku no koto ga 	And you like me,
 	 	
好きだろ？ 	suki daro? 	Don't you?
 	 	
「つづきが出来ました」 	"tsuzuki ga dekimashita" 	"The sequel is done!"
 	 	
赤く塗ろう白いバラを。 	akaku nurou shiroi bara o. 	Paint the white roses red
赤く塗ろう首が飛ぶぞ 	akaku nurou kubi ga tobu zo 	Or someone will lose their head
女王のおなりだ、 	joou no onari da, 	The Queen of Hearts arrives
真っ赤に染めろ 	makka ni somero 	Dye everything in red
それでえっと、 	sore de etto, 	After that, um,
どうしようか？なんかめんどくさいぞ 	dou shiyou ka? nanka mendokusai zo 	What next? This is getting annoying
話をはしょろう！ 	hanashi o hashorou! 	Let's cut the story short!
レッツ・クライマックス！ 	rettsu kuraimakkusu! 	Let's climax!
 	 	
森の中のアリス逃げる 	mori no naka no arisu nigeru 	Alice ran off into the forest
助けたのは数学者 	tasuketa no wa suugakusha 	And was saved by the mathematician
「なんてステキでしょう！」 	"nante suteki deshou!" 	"What a wonderful thing!"
体ほてり、頬をそめて 	karada hoteri, hou o somete 	Your body gets warm and you blush
キスをせがみ服を脱いで 	kisu o segami fuku o nuide 	You ask for a kiss and take off your clothes
体よじりきつく抱いて 	karada yojiri kitsuku daite 	You writhe and hold me tightly
分からないねアリス、 	wakaranai ne arisu, 	You don't understand, Alice?
僕が”じつえん”しよう 	boku ga ”jitsuen” shiyou 	Then let me "demonstrate" for you
 	 	
可愛いねアリス 	kawaii ne arisu 	You're so cute, Alice
ステキだねアリス 	suteki da ne arisu 	You're lovely, Alice
キミの中へアリス 	kimi no naka e arisu 	It feels good, Alice
気持ちいいよアリス 	kimochi ii yo arisu 	Inside you, Alice
 	 	
”19th Century Schizoid Man” 	”19th Century Schizoid Man” 	"19th Century Schizoid Man"
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following album:
*暗黒童話唄 (Ankoku Douwa Uta) (album)
==External Links==
*piapro - Karaoke
*piapro - Lyrics
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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