Excalibur

Excalibur is some talking sword that makes people grimace at the sight of him because he's really annoying, y'know?
==Excalibur Face==
This face is made by anyone who sees or hears Excalibur being mentioned. Guys like Death the Kid and Sebby know and hate this guy. Even Matryoshka Miku hates Excalibur! Because everyone hated Excalibur so much, Sway3po became a hero and did everyone a huge favor by banishing him to Sparta.
== Role in the Great Zambie Apocalypse==
He attempted to kill the zambies himself, but nothing happened, so he just ran like hell
==Nowadays==
He tells the fellow people, zambies, and Sebbot about his story for generations, and has become very famous for his tale. Also, because he couldn't stop for Death, Death kinda just sat there and was like "nope". Thus Excalibur is immortal.
==Trivia==
*He made many people commit suicide from being very annoyed by him.
*He used to be Death's scythe.
*He doesn't know what to do with Death's carriage.
*Did you know that you are a fool?
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