Mythbusting

In this topic you can put in commong Radioactive Uber Clan or Indigo Syndicate 'Myths' and say if they are True, False, Mixed Answer, or Undetermined. Some of these were myths found in this wiki and others ones thought of. You can answer them if need be with an explanation or add your own myths into here.
==Popeye Jr. Forgets how to breathe and eat==
There is an ongoing rumor how Popeye Jr. is so unintelligent that he forgets how to eat and breathe sometimes. This is either seen as an exaggeration of his lack of intelligence or can be something more to it.
Answer: Complicated.
Explanation: His followers feed him scat and sewage water to hydrates. This also have the byproduct of all the toxic fumes from this dangerous cocktail to infects his lungs forces him to wheeze fresh air in and out. But over time the smell of his own metaphorical and literal farts from this has been been more rejuvenating then oxygen. 
==Popeye Jr. was mistaken to be a Stillborn==
There has been a rumor how when Popeye Jr. was born, the doctors thought he was a dead, stillborn baby when in reality he just wasn't smart.
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==Some people joined the RUC just to screw with others==
There have been some rumors of how there have been RUC soldiers who don't believe in their ideals or want to join in for a cause but rather to essentially fuck with others and think it'd be "funny" to join them.
Answer: True 
Explanation: Let's be honest there's all kinds of people. 
==The RUCs ideals have warped their taste buds==
Given their tendency to eat a certain fecal matter, it is said that the moment one gains ideals and opinions similar to the RUC, their taste buds permanently change to find poop delicious.
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==Viral doesn't know how to boot a computer==
We know he really isn't a hacker but he is the kind of person who likely doesn't know the 'on' button means you turn the PC on.
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==Lazlo is diagnosed with depression due to the Indigo Syndicate==
There's rumors that ever since being tasked to help the Indigo Syndicate, Lazlo has suffered a severe case of depression and requires therapy just to even deal with the Indigo Syndicate.
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