River Nobrain

The River Nobrain is a river that runs through Fartypants, Smellia and Nobraintree. It gets its name from the latter settlement. It is notoriously polluted by leakages of sewage from Smellia, although it is rather clean and often used for fishing north of this town. It is also full of litter and rusty Tescow trolleys in the Nobraintree area; the local council are refusing to take action due to budget cuts.
The part of the river north of Fartypants is known as Clods Brook.
== Trivia ==
*The River Nobrain is a parody of the River Brain.
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