My Friend Chairy

==Transcript== 
French Narrator: I'm begging this to not be anything like My Friend Patty 
[Scene cuts to Peppa Pig in S̶p̶o̶n̶g̶e̶B̶o̶b̶'s̶ her house]
Gary *drunk*: What's that? 
Peppa Pig: It's my new friend Chairy 
[Zooms in on Chairy] 
[Zooms back out] 
Gary *drunk*: Trump for 2024! 
Peppa Pig: Ok 
[Peppa Pig takes Chairy to a new room] 
Peppa pig: This is the library. It's where you read books. Do you know how to read Chairy?
[Silence] 
Peppa Pig: Answer me now! 
[pause] 
Chairy: Ok 
[Peppa Pig's eyes and mouth pop out like they did in the title card] 
Peppa Pig: You can talk!? 
Chairy: Yeah 
Peppa Pig: What else can you do? Can you grow limbs? 
[Chairy grows limbs] 
Chairy: Yeah 
Peppa Pig: WOW THIS IS SO AMAZING!!! 
Chairy: Yeah 
Peppa Pig: I bet you can't run across the whole world in only 0.1 seconds! 
[pause] 
Chairy: Can I do it again 
[Peppa Pig is so amazed that her eyes, mouth, ears, arms, legs and her nose fall out of her body] 
Chairy: Do you want me to fix that 
[Peppa Pig nods] 
[Title Card: 1 second later] 
Peppa Pig: Wow, you can do everything Chairy 
Chairy: Yeah 
Peppa Pig: Oh yeah, well I bet you can't solve this question! 
[pause] 
Peppa Pig: Are you smart? 
Chairy: Yeah 
Peppa Pig: What's 1+1 
Chairy: 2 
Peppa Pig: What's 2+2 
Chairy: 4 
Peppa Pig: What's 4+4 
Chairy: 8 
Peppa Pig: WRONG! It was 7! Anyways what's the first question I asked you 
Chairy: Are you smart? 
[Peppa Pig starts tearing up] 
Peppa Pig: I-I don't want to be friends anymore! 
[Runs off crying] 
Chairy: Ok 
==Characters in order of appearance== 
French Narrator 
Peppa Pig 
Gary The Snail 
Chairy
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