The Magic Roundabout/Transcript

== Original British Version ==
: [The song "Magic" by Pilot plays as the film's title zooms in before it dissolves into magic sparkles where they turn into the all-star cast's names individually as the camera pans over the village and to Florence's house. We fade to a shot where Dougal is telling a joke, which is inaudible, to Florence, who then giggles. The shot freezes and it fades into a photograph of it on Florence's wall. During the opening credits, we see a few photographs of Dougal and Florence with their friends, and also one where Dougal is messily eating a trifle with Florence looking unimpressed before the camera stops at the poster of Ermintrude's concert. The shot cross fades into the poster on the wall of one of the village houses and zooms out to reveal the village. Dougal pops up on-screen.)
: Dougal: Oh! (He looks around before he disappears from camera view. Dougal sneaks up against the building and comes up behind a stand up sign that has the Candy-Bonbon sign on it. He looks at the picture where its stylised clock reads 12 O'clock before he looks at the town clock on the clock tower which it shows 10 minutes to 12 where it is nearly noon.) Ooh, I'm gonna be late!
: Ermintrude: (in the background) ...a lot more of you later. Not just now, please. (as Dougal sneaks behind a tree where he sees Florence, Basil and Coral have gathered at the bandstand to watch Ermintrude put on an opera concert with Dylan and Mr Rusty providing the music. Ermintrude is warming up her voice.) La-la-la la-la-la la! (Dougal sees Florence, who looks around to see if Dougal has turned up, but he stays hidden from her sight. When Florence has her attention back to Ermintrude, Dougal sneaks from the tree to the other side of the roundabout.) Mm, la-la-la la-la-la la. Mm, la-la-la lee-la-la lor La! (As Ermintrude was vocalising, Dougal pears around the side of the roundabout where Ermintrude suddenly coughs. Dougal tries to sneak off when Florence suddenly turns and spots him.)
: Florence: Dougal!
: Dougal: (as he stops when he has been spotted) Ugh! (He turns to Florence)
: Florence: Dougal, I knew you'd make it. You're just in time for the concert!
: Dougal: (as he makes his way to Florence) Yes, Florence, of course. I wouldn't miss it for the world.
: Florence: Well, don't think you're getting a sugar lump just for turning up.
: Dougal: Sugar? Who needs sugar? Not me. I quit... this morning!
: Florence: Hm. I'll believe that when I see it. (Dylan begins to play his guitar to the tune of the Toreador song as Ermintrude has finally finished warming up.) Oh, I think Ermintrude's about to begin.
: Dougal: Oh, no.
: Florence: Be brave.
: Dougal: Florence...
: Florence: Shh!
: (As Florence watches the concert with her peers, Dougal stands next to her. He looks at the clock tower in dismay as it now reads 5 minutes to 12.)
: Ermintrude: Toreador, en garde!
: Toreador, Toreador.
: (Florence can only smile nervously as she is being polite while enjoying the performance. Basil and Coral, on the other hand, are bored.)
: Et songe bien, oui, songe en combattant.
: (Brian, who is one of the attendees for the concert, smiles as he enjoys Ermintrude's singing)
: Qu'un oeil noir te regarde. Et que l'amour t'attend.
: (Because of Ermintrude's singing, Dylan and Mr Rusty are starting to get bored while playing their instruments to the point they fall asleep.)
: Toreador. Toreador, l'amour t'attend!
: (Ermintrude whacks Dylan with her tail, which immediately wakes him up. Dylan then starts to play the first notes of "You Really Got Me". He turns to Mr Rusty, who then joins in by continuing his barrel organ. Ermintrude also joins in as well.)
: Dylan: Girl, you really got me going
: You got me so I don't know what I'm doing
: Yeah, you really got me now
: You got me so I can't sleep at night Go baby!
: Dylan and Ermintrude: Yeah
: Dylan: You really got me now
: (Basil and Coral, dance along to the song as they enjoy it better than the Toreador song)
: Coral: Woo-hoo!
: (Florence seems to enjoy it as well.)
: Dylan: You got me so... I don't know what I'm doing.
: (Brian is confused and appalled by the sudden music change)
: Brian: Mm?
: Dylan and Ermintrude: You got me so I can't sleep at night
: You really got me, you really got me
: You really got me
: (Dougal notices the clock on the tower strike 12 o'clock.)
: Dylan: D'you know what I mean? (As Dylan and Ermintrude sing and with Florence enjoying the concert, Dougal quietly sneaks off from Florence when her back is turned and he goes to get his sweets)
: See, don't ever set me free
: Dylan and Ermintrude: I always wanna be by your side
: Ermintrude: La la-la-la-la-la-la la la la
: (By now, Brian is incredibly annoyed and jealous upon seeing Ermintrude is singing with Dylan. Mr Rusty twirls a knob on his barrel organ as he enjoys playing the music to the song.)
: Dylan: Girl, you really got me now.
: Dylan and Ermintrude: You've got me so I can't sleep at night
: Dylan: Take it out.
: Ermintrude: Yeah
: (As Dylan and Ermintrude continue singing, Florence stops dancing when she finally notices Dougal is gone. She looks around for him, and shakes her head in disappointment and annoyance as she sighs that Dougal had sneaked off from her.)
: Dylan: You really got me now
: You got me so I don't know what I'm doin'
: Dylan and Ermintrude: Oh, yeah, you really got me now
: You got me so I can't sleep at night
: (As they sing, the camera pans over to the other side of the bandstand where Dougal is well hidden behind a stand up opera concert sign and out of sight. Dougal notices a nail that is holding the sign in place, and uses his teeth to take it out before scurrying off from the village with it.)
: Dylan and Ermintrude: You really got me
: Dylan: Yeah, yeah.
: Dylan and Ermintrude: You really got me
: You really got me
: Dylan: You know, you, like, really got me
: O-o-o-o-o-o-ow!
: Groove me, Erminduda!
: (Everyone is dancing along, including Brian. The camera slowly pans towards Ermintrude as she dances in the center of the bandstand.)
: Ermintrude: You really got me, you really got me
: You really got me
: Dylan: Yeah, baby
: Ermintrude: You really got me
: Dylan: Milk it, Ermin!
: Ermintrude: Me-e-e-e-e-e-e!
: (As the camera pans towards Ermintrude's vocalising mouth, the scene changes to Dougal placing the nail in the road just outside the village. Dougal sees Mr Grimsdale, the baker who makes the sweets, approaching on his motorbike that has the cart filled with sweets, and hides behind a tree. He watches Mr Grimsdale drive towards the village where the cart rolls over the nail, puncturing one of its tyres, causing him to stop.)
: Dougal: (as he comes into view, acting all innocent) Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. What an unforeseeable accident. That's not an easy fix, that. We're looking at a multiple abrasion friction gash.
: Mr Grimsdale: I did not know you were a qualified mechanic, Dougal.
: Dougal: Of course! If you bring me an air pump, some glue, four watermelons, water skis, a trombone and gobstoppers, I might just be able to help you out.
: Mr Grimsdale: Ha, ha! I am lucky you were here. Will you take care of my things?
: Dougal: Oh, I'll take care of them, all right. (As Mr Grimsdale walks off and after he is out of sight, Dougal sneaks over to the sugar cart) Mm! I think I'll take care of those lollipops first. Then...ooh, those sherbets. And...ooh, those caramel creams. (As Dougal climbs on the cart, he accidentally starts the motorbike up again, causing it to drive wildly and out of control) Whoa! Whoooa!
: (Back in the village, Florence, Basil and Coral are applauding for Ermintrude as she bows)
: Ermintrude: Thank you. Thank you.
: Brian: Encore! Encore!
: Ermintrude: Thank you. So sweet. Now, for my next number, I shall...
: Dougal: Whoa! (everyone turns to see Dougal still in the cart as the motorbike drives into several structures and knocks over the stand up sign) Help!
: Florence: Oh, Dougal!
: Dougal: (as the motorbike drives crazily around the village) Help! Get me off! How do I stop this thing? Please help me!
: Coral: Ahh!
: (She and Basil run to the Magic Roundabout for safety. Florence sees the motorbike going in reverse right towards her, and jumps out of the way in time before she runs to the roundabout and hops on board for safety. Then, the motorbike zooms towards the knocked over sign and drives over it like a ramp. Dougal falls out as the motorbike goes flying.)
: Dougal: Whoa! (he falls on Dylan as he catches him) Oof!
: (Everyone watches as the motorbike crashes straight into the roof of the Magic Roundabout, effectively causing to suddenly halt. A loud bang was heard from inside)
: Brian: He's always got to make a big entrance. (He turns to his attention back to the roundabout and gasps) Oh dear, that's not good.
: (The motorbike stutters as it shakes before the motorbike's engine suddenly explodes, leaving behind a bigger hole in the roof, heavily damaging the mechanisms and the top of the roundabout so much, that it spins rapidly in reverse and out of control. The children scream in terror as they cling on one of the horses.
: Florence: Hold on tight, children. Help! (Mr Rusty, with a horrified look, quickly runs from the bandstand and towards the roundabout) Mr Rusty!
: (Mr Rusty jumps on board the roundabout without hesitation by grabbing on one of the horses where he is caught off-guard)
: Mr Rusty: Whoa!
: (He manages to make his way to the scenic panels where the controls are)
: Florence: Quick! I can't get off!
: (Mr Rusty slides the door up and looks inside the scenic panels where icicles are beginning to form over the gears and the mechanisms as a bright light shines at the top)
: Mr Rusty: Oh, my goodness! It's out of control!
: (The light flashes as it transitions to Solider Sam, an inanimate figurine animatronic on top of the roundabout, rapidly marches in his spot as ice forms around the roof from the area where the explosion happened. Zeebad, the one from Zebedee's nightmare, emerges from the bright light and flies out through the hole in the roof and out of the village as he laughs triumphantly. Sam continues to march until the ice catapults him off the roundabout and in the same direction Zeebad went. The roundabout continues to spin out of control as the ice expands to the bottom, trapping Florence, Mr Rusty, Basil and Coral. The roundabout comes to a complete stop as the ice fully reaches the ground and the lights go out on the roundabout.)
: Ermintrude: Wh-What's happening? This is too Wagnerian for words!
: Dougal: Oh, Florence!
: Brian: What was that?
: Dylan: Bad trip!
: (After the roundabout freezes over and turned into a icy dome, a layer of mist appears on the ground from the roundabout)
: Ermintrude: Puccini preserve us! What's happened to the Roundabout?
: Florence: (as she tries to break through the clear icy wall, but she couldn't) Ugh! Oh, no. What's happening?
: Dougal: Florence! Are you all right?
: Florence: Dougal! I'm cold!
: Dougal: Don't worry, Florence. We'll get you out of there.
: Brian: What on earth shall we do?
: All four: Zebedee! Zebedee! Zebedee!
: (The magic currents swirl down and Zebedee appears)
: Brian: Zebedee, thank goodness.
: Zebedee: Whatever's the matter, my friends?
: Ermintrude: Something awful has happened.
: Dylan: Look.
: (Zebedee turns around and sees the frozen roundabout)
: Zebedee: (horrified) Oh, no! I hoped this day would never come.
: Dougal: What, Tuesdays? But Tuesdays are great! On Tuesdays we make cake...
: Zebedee: No, Dougal. The day Zeebad escapes.
: Dougal: Zeebad? I thought that was a shaggy dog story.
: Zebedee: I'm afraid not, Dougal. He's all too real. Cold-hearted, tyrannous and cruel. (The background behind Zebedee fades into a rocky and icy terrain before the shot of Zebedee fades out. Zeebad is falling out of the sky as Zebedee narrates) For thousands of years, he kept our world bound in ice. (Zeebad crashes face down and the moose approaches him) And now you released him, he's free to wield his terrifying power once more.
: (The moose sniffs him before recoiling in disgust. He wipes his hind legs to kick some snow on Zeebad before going over to a flower. Before he can eat it, he is zapped by an icy blast which turns him blue. The moose turns to see Zeebad glaring menacingly at him and runs off frightened as Zeebad twirls his mustache, feeling amused.)
: Zeebad: (laughs) Ooh. Free at last! It took 10,000 years, but the best things are worth waiting for. Power. Revenge... and, er...more power! (he laughs but gasps when he sees a flower) Cold. But not cold enough for my liking. (With his icy magic from his mustache, Zeebad freezes the flower solid) Ha, ha! Soon it will be nice and frozen everywhere, just like it was before Zebedee ruined everything. Now, where to begin? (He looks around and sees Soldier Sam lying on the ground nearby) Eh? (he bounces over to the figurine) Aha, what's this? (he picks up Sam by the leg) Ooh, just what I need- a henchman! Today, one soldier. Tomorrow, the world! And then, perhaps, three more soldiers! (laughs) Oh. Focus, Zeebad. Focus.
: (Zeebad then puts Sam back down and then uses his magic from his mustache to zap him. Sam then springs to life where he stands up in a upright position)
: Zeebad: I've done it! A lean, mean, fighting machine who'll obey my every command! (on "every" he briefly gets into Sam's face threateningly) Eyes right! Quick march!
: (Sam marches on command as the song "Lean Mean Fighting Machine" plays in the background. He stops and twirls his baton around, until he accidentally drops it and falls over. Zeebad face palms in annoyance. As Sam is about to get up, he is hit in the head by his baton causing him to fall back down)
: Zeebad: Attention! (Sam then stand up and Zeebad snatches his baton) Name?
: Soldier Sam: Sergeant Sam, First Decorative Clockwork Regiment, sir!
: Zeebad: Good! (he bounces around Sam) From now on, your mission is to help me recover three diamonds taken from me by a treacherous thief.
: Soldier Sam: Mm.
: Zeebad: Pain, misery and torment will be your constant companion, and your only release will be death!
: Soldier Sam: Oh. Err, can I ask about holidays?
: Zeebad: Three weeks in summer.
: Soldier Sam: Very generous, sir.
: Zeebad: Not that it will ever be summer again!
: (He cackles evilly)
: Soldier Sam: Oh.
: Zeebad: Now let's see what that worm Zebedee is up to. (He picks up a snowball and turns it into a floating crystal ball-esque bubble which shows Zebedee telling the others about the evil ice wizard) Well, well. He's got some little friends, has he? I'll soon see to them. (He clasps his hands together which pops the floating bubble) To my old lair! We shall plan our line of attack.
: (The scene fades back to Zebedee in the village as he continues telling his story about Zeebad.)
: Zebedee: Only by returning the enchanted diamonds to their original places on the Roundabout will you defeat Zeebad. But if he finds them first, he will use them to freeze the sun! Nothing will grow. Not even grass.
: Dylan: OK, people. We've got a problem.
: Zebedee: One of the diamonds is hidden here, on the Roundabout. I must stay behind to guard it. To find the other two, you will need this map. (he uses his magic to make the map appear next to him and it floats over to Dylan) You must head north into the mountains. There is no time to waste.
: (The map rolls up as Dylan tries to catch it)
: Dylan: Whoa!
: Ermintrude: Well, I hope you've supplied us with an appropriate mode of transportation.
: (Zebedee takes out a red box that has a green button. Everyone looks at it in confusion before Zebedee pushes the green button where Train magically appears in front of them.)
: Train: Whoops! Ha, ha, I'll just back up.
: Ermintrude: It's hardly the Orient Express, darling! Does it have first class?
: Train: (laughs) What?
: Zebedee: (handing the box to Dylan) Take good care of this little box of tricks. It may save you in your hour of need.
: (Dougal comes up to Florence, who is still trapped behind the icy panel of the frozen roundabout.)
: Dougal: Florence, hold on. I'll be back. I promise.
: Florence: Don't be too long. Whatever happens, you mustn't blame yourself.
: Ermintrude: No, leave that to us. (referring to herself, the rest of the gang and Train)
: Dougal: Hm!
: Brian: (as he gets onboard) All aboard!
: Florence: (to Basil and Coral) Don't worry, children. Our friends will save us.
: Train: Steam, check. Furnace, check. Pistons, check. (Train jerks forwards where he ends up detaching the carriage with Dougal and Ermintrude.) Wahey! (Basil shakes his head in embarrassment as Florence can only make a soft embarrassed smile to Coral.) Sorry. Passengers. I forgot the passengers.
: (Train returns back to the carriage, and sets off properly again with the carriage. As Train puffs out of the village and into the countryside where the freezing mist spreads from the village.)
: Train: Hello, trees! Hello, birds! Hello, scary freezing mist. Oh, dear. Lucky they can't hear me. I wouldn't want them thinking I'm a scaredy-train or anything.
: (Dougal can only stare sadly back at the village as Train is puffing away from it.)
: Dougal: Oh, Florence.
: (It fades to the overview of the map and the camera pans over to the road to the mountains. The scene transitions to the same road where Train is puffing on)
: Train: I wonder where we're going. I wonder if they even know. I wonder if they know that I don't even know. Oh, this is so exciting!
: (As Dougal is staring out sadly from the back of the carriage, Brian turns to him.)
: Brian: Dougal.
: Dougal: Yeah?
: Brian: You mustn't feel guilty just because it's all your fault.
: Dougal: (slightly appalled) Me?
: Brian: Oh, sorry, that didn't come out right. My fault? What did I do?
: Ermintrude: What, apart from wrecking the Roundabout, trapping Florence and the children and causing the escape of a maniac intent on freezing the sun?
: Dougal: I only wanted to get my teeth into some sweeties. (Ermintrude rolls her eyes.)
: Dylan: Yeah, it starts with some sweets, man, maybe an iced bun, and before you know it you're on two bags a day. I know man, I've been there. Maybe you've got, like, a problem, my furry friend?
: Dougal: (offended) I have not! And I'll not rest until I've done everything in my power to bake things right. I mean make things right.
: (They arrive in the mountains where it is snowy and cold there.)
: Ermintrude: Goodness, it's getting cold.
: Train: Tell me about it. I'm freezing my nuts and bolts off here!
: (The scene fades to black. It fades to the part of the mountains where the gang are making camp for the night by setting up their tents around the campfire. Dylan is hammering away to set up his tent while Ermintrude is humming away.)
: Dougal: I must say, you're all doing a wonderful job. Keep up the good work. (they stop to stare at Dougal) What's for dinner anyway? I'm famished! (Dylan continues setting up a tent without saying a word and Brian throws the sticks on his back to the ground.) Oh, I see, the silent treatment is it? Huh! (he goes over to a nearby packet of gobstoppers) It's lucky I brought some secret supplies. Mm!
: Brian: Ah, full moon. They say the full moon puts people in the mood for romance.
: Ermintrude: (as she looks around and mindlessly ignoring Brian) What a perfect venue for an open-air Verdi festival. People would flock here. La-la-la la-la-la la!
: Dylan: (to himself) Not even sheep would flock to that noise.
: Ermintrude: La-la-la lee-la-la lor!
: (As Ermintrude vocalises on her last note, it causes the giant icicles above to shake as Dougal notices.)
: Dougal: Uh-oh.
: Brian: Mm? (the icicles fall and land around Brian where they just miss him) That was a close shave.
: (An large icicle falls on Dougal's packet of gobstoppers, completely burying it where one remaining gobstopper falls out.)
: Dougal: My gobstoppers! Oh, no! There's only one left!
: Ermintrude: Right! It's time we all got some beauty sleep. (She sees Dylan sleeping at his tent) Dylan? Dylan!
: Dylan: Wha... What?
: Ermintrude: Bedtime!
: Dylan: Gee, thanks for waking me up to let me know.
: Dougal: Someone should keep watch. I was thinking...
: Brian: Good of you to offer, Dougal.
: Dougal: What?
: Brian: Good night.
: (Brian goes in his shell)
: Ermintrude: Good night, darlings.
: (She goes in her tent and closes it)
: Dylan: Night-night, Ermindude.
: Dougal: (as Dylan closes his tent) Eh? What?
: Train: (as he hides in his own tent) Now my impression of a sleeper train. (he closes the tent to go to sleep)
: Dougal: Wait, wait...
: Brian: (from inside his shell) Oh, no. I've run out of toothpaste!
: (Brian turns off the light inside his shell and goes to sleep as Dougal is completely distraught that the gang left him out to be the guard dog at his unwitting suggestion. Later, as the gang sleep with the campfire completely gone out, the camera pans up from the campsite to the snowy roof of the cove where Dougal is walking on.)
: Dougal: Why do I have to be the guard dog? What's wrong with a guard snail or a guard cow or...? (he hears the moose grunting) Who goes there? Friend or foe? Or... (he sees the blue moose as it approaches) ...moose? F-Feeling a bit blue? You're not the only one. (Suddenly, the shadow of Zeebad appears in front of them. The moose runs off in fright) Oh, is this a friend of yours? (Zeebad cackles and the shadow loams over Dougal) I'll take that as a no!
: (Dougal cowers as he is being abducted by Zeebad. The scene immediately fades to black. The next morning, the gang are exploring the upper part of the mountains, looking for Dougal.)
: Ermintrude: Dooougaaal?
: Dylan: Dooougie?
: Brian: Dougal?
: Ermintrude: Doooougal?
: Train: Dougal?
: Dylan: Doogie? Doogie, man?
: Brian: Here, Dougal. Here, Dougal. (He sees some footprints in the snow) Oooh, I've found a trail. Maybe it'll lead us to him.
: Dylan: Or maybe it'll lead us to that... (he sees the blue moose up ahead who left behind the footprints) ...moose.
: (The moose sees the gang and grunts)
: Brian: I think he's trying to tell us something. (He then speaks to the moose) Have you seen our friend Dougal? Big black nose, looks like a bad hair day on legs?
: Ermintrude: You're wasting your time, Brian. Whoever heard of a talking moose?
: Train: Says the opera-singing cow.
: (The moose grunts and gestures for the gang to follow him)
: Brian: Look, I think he wants us to follow him. Come on! As fast as you can!
: (The gang begin to follow the moose as the scene fades to black. The scene fades to the outside shot of Zeebad's lair. Inside, as Sam is polishing the ice weapon with the duster while humming, Zeebad has Dougal locked in the icy cage and begins to interrogate him.)
: Zeebad: Now, you dim-witted draft excluder, tell me everything.
: Dougal: Well, I was a very happy puppy. My first memories are of catching tennis balls with Florence. Then, as I grew up, she...
: Zeebad: No, you follicly-enhanced freak! Tell me about the diamonds, or I'll make you wish you'd packed a pooper-scooper!
: Dougal: Me? I don't know anything. I don't even have the map.
: Zeebad: So, there's a map, eh?
: Dougal: (quickly realising what he mindlessly said) No, no, no, no... No map.
: Zeebad: Well, of course they wouldn't trust you with it. You're just a silly little dog. You'd probably bury it or chew it! So, who does have the map? Eh?
: Dougal: (defiantly) I'll never tell!
: Zeebad: Oh, no? (he turns to Sam) Sam, stop mincing around with that duster. Torture this boarding house for fleas until he tells us everything.
: Sam: Yes, sir! (Zeebad bounces away to his mirror as Sam marches to the cage) Right, then. torture! (to Dougal with uncertainty) Look, this is all a bit new to me, so, erm... what is it you're most afraid of?
: Dougal: Erm... Hm.
: Zeebad: (to himself) It won't be long now until I have my full powers back. Then I...
: Dougal: (off-screen, from the cage as it appears he is being tortured) Oh, no! No, no! Not that!
: Zeebad: Ah, good Sam. Enjoy yourself.
: (It turns that Dougal is being fed with sugar lumps by Sam)
: Dougal: No, please! Ooh, no more!
: Sam: 26...
: Dougal: Ooh, I can't stand it!
: Sam: 27... He can't possibly take much more of this! You've eaten 27 sugar cubes!
: Dougal: You'll have to make me eat 100 before I tell you anything! (Sam continues) No, no! Please!
: Zeebad: Soon the diamonds will be mine and I'll be able to turn this hideous green planet into a lovely frozen wasteland.
: (Unknown to Zeebad, from the mirror reflection, Ermintrude is being lowered into the lair through the hole in the roof, tied by a rope.)
: Dougal: (off-screen) This is terrible! No, you mustn't!
: (Train is lowering Ermintrude in the lair)
: Dylan: Little more.
: (Back in the lair)
: Dougal: ...don't you?
: Sam: How long will this take? I'm working...
: (Ermintrude suddenly falls and lands on top of Sam)
: Zeebad: Eh?
: Dougal: Ooh, Ow! You're killing me!
: (Zeebad cackles to himself)
: Sam: Ooh! (As Ermintrude gets up, Sam can only stare at her rear and tail before she unlocks the cage door, causing it to fall on top of Sam) Argh!
: Zeebad: Ooh, that sounded painful! Hee, hee! Excellent work, Sam.
: Dougal: (still facing Sam, who is trapped under the cage door) No! Leave me alone, you evil fiend!
: Ermintrude: (whispering) What are you talking about? It's me - Ermintrude.
: Dougal: Could you come back in five minutes? I was just starting to enjoy myself.
: Ermintrude: (annoyed) Oh, come on, Dougal.
: (Dougal is now on Ermintrude's back and she is being levitated back to safety)
: Train: Full steam backwards!
: Zeebad: Finish him off, Sam. It's time we... (Zeebad turns and finally sees that Dougal is gone from the cage, and with Sam still trapped under the door) The dog! What have you done with him, you idiot?
: Sam: Ooh... Well, sir, I got flattened by a flying cow. Oooh!
: (Zeebad sees what he was talking about and bounces up to grab Ermintrude's tail)
: Zeebad: Not so fast!
: Ermintrude: (as Zeebad is dragging Ermintrude and Dougal down) Ow! Ooh, let go of my tail, you br-brute.
: (Train is struggling to pull Ermintrude and Dougal due to Zeebad dragging them back down)
: Brian: Ermintrude!
: Train: Faster!
: Ermintrude: Help!
: (Brian dives into the hole with the rope still attached to his tail)
: Brian: Aaaagh! (He bites Zeebad's arm)
: Zeebad: Oooow!
: (Zeebad lets go, allowing Ermintrude and Dougal to be hoisted back to safety)
: Dylan: Back it up, back it up!
: Zeebad: (grabbing Brian by his scarf) How nice of you to drop in.
: Brian: (as he is being choked) Pull! (Train tugs on the rope tied to Brian's tail) Sorry, can't stay long. (As Train pulled so hard, Zeebad had to let go of Brian, who then flies out of the hole while a heart framed picture of Ermintrude falls out from Brian and it hits Zeebad on the head before it lands on the ground.) Aaaagh!
: Train: Uh-oh! Whiplash!
: (Back in Zeebad's lair, Sam walks up to the heart framed picture on the floor)
: Sam: Hello. (he picks it up and looks at the picture of Ermintrude) Ah, she looks a lot better from this angle.
: Zeebad: She'll look a lot better when she's being served with a side order of fries. After them!
: (The scene transitions to the gang navigating a way down from the top of Zeebad's lair.)
: Ermintrude: This is cold and very unpleasant. Where are we?
: Dougal: Keep going! Keep going!
: Ermintrude: There must be another way.
: Dylan: Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah. Keep going, people. (he slips on the ice) Whoa!
: (As Dylan slips, he bumps into Ermintrude and Dougal, causing them to slide down the icy slide. Brian follows them, along with Train.)
: Train: I'm a train, not a snowboard!
: (As the song "Spinning" plays, the gang slide down the icy slide with Brian sliding ahead of everyone. They slide down through a icy tunnel that leads them down to the bottom. Brian sees that the slide ends at the open air balcony with no rails.)
: Brian: Aagh!
: (Brian skids to stop at the edge of the balcony.)
: Train: I was made to shunt...not to ski!
: Dylan: Aaargh! (Everyone manages to stop just in time where they look down at the cloudy abyss below.) Whoa, man, that's deep.
: Brian: I think we've reached the end of the line.
: (Zeebad and Sam suddenly show up right behind them.)
: Zeebad: You took the words right out of my mouth. Sam, your sword!
: Sam: Sir! En garde!
: (He draws out his sword from his baton and swings it at the gang who moved back a bit.)
: Dylan: Hey, man, give peace a chance.
: Zeebad: Nobody can save you now.
: (He cackles evilly until the gang know who to summon.)
: All four: Zebedee! Zededee! Zebedeeeee!
: (The magic currents swirl down and Zebedee appears in front of the gang, but he is facing the gang.)
: Zebedee: Ha-ha!
: Zeebad: You!
: Zebedee: (slowly turning to Zeebad after hearing him) So we meet again.
: Zeebad: Indeed. I've waited 10,000 years for my revenge. And, as you know, revenge is a dish best served cold.
: Zebedee: Some like it hot, Zeebad!
: (Both Zeebad and Zebedee activate their magic from their mustaches and they begin their battle. Zeebad fires two ice blasts at Zebedee, but he dodges them. Both wizards jump high in the air and continue to fight their respective beams as they fall back down.)
: Zebedee: I've still got some spring in my step, Zeebad.
: (Both wizards jump up and collide with each other with their springs where they get tangled. They headbutt each other as they back off from one another. Before Zebedee can deliver his next blow, Zeebad disappears over the edge of the balcony, leaving Zebedee surprised as he thinks Zeebad is defeated once again. Everyone gasps in amazement and Sam is visibly distraught.)
: Dylan: Well done, Zebedee!
: Sam: Oh, no.
: Train: I think the spring has sprung.
: (The gang try to leave, but Sam spots them leaving and hurries in front of them with his sword drawn to stop them.)
: Sam: Oi! Where do you think you lot are going?
: Zebedee: Sam? (he bounces over to Sam to intervene) Sam! Stop! Think about what you're doing.
: Sam: It's not my job to think. I'm a soldier. I'm just following orders.
: Zebedee: You may wear a soldier's uniform, Sam, but it's what's inside that counts.
: (As Zebedee is talking to Sam, he didn't know that Zeebad is climbing back on the balcony and aims his mustache at him. However, Dougal notices.)
: Dougal: Zebedee! Look out!
: (As Zebedee turns, Zeebad fires his ice blast at him which zaps him in his left arm. The cold beam also hit Sam, knocking him backwards.)
: Sam: Ugh! Blimey.
: Zebedee: (clutching his weakened arm) Run! Run!
: Brian: Come on, gang, here's our chance.
: (As Sam tries to get up, Dougal, Brian, Ermintrude, Dylan and Train run him over.)
: Sam: Argh!
: Train: Move that moustache! Oops, nearly a toothpick.
: (Zebedee dodges Zeebad's attacks, but he couldn't have the energy to fight back because he was weakened. Zeebad and Zebedee fire their respective beams from their mustaches, creating an energy ball. Because Zebedee is weakened, Zeebad manages to overpower him with his own icy magic. The energy ball explodes, knocking Zebedee down. As Zebedee gets up, Zeebad fires his ice blast at him, freezing his spring and left arm, leaving him trapped.)
: Zeebad: Your days in the sun are over, Zebedee, you benevolent bed spring! Now it's time for Zeebad!
: (Zeebad fires his magic to cut the part of the balcony that Zebedee is trapped which Dougal notices.)
: Dougal: Stop! Zebedee's in trouble!
: Zebedee: No, save yourselves!
: Dougal: What shall we do? What shall we do?
: Brian: Well, we can't leave him. To the rescue!
: (The gang then go back to save Zebedee.)
: Zebedee: You've got to find the diamonds!
: (Seeing they coming, Zebedee fires the beam from his mustache at the tunnel ceiling, causing a cave-in that piles up in front of the gang. Dougal and the others peer through a large gap where Zeebad has finished cutting the ledge.)
: Zeebad: Ah, so it ends. My nemesis finally vanquished forever.
: (The part of the balcony finally collapses, taking a still trapped Zebedee down into the abyss.)
: Zebedee: Get the diamonds!
: (The gang watch Zebedee plummeting to his presumed death in horror and disbelief.)
: Dougal: Noooooo!
: Ermintrude: We have no choice. We must leave now. There's nothing more we can do here.
: (The gang start to sadly leave, but Dougal stays put to look at where Zebedee has fallen.)
: Dylan: Come on, Doog.
: Ermintrude: Quick.
: (Zeebad is looking down at the cloudy abyss.)
: Zeebad: It's almost enough to make one weep, if only I wasn't so very, very happy. Ha, ha! Now nothing can stand in my way! (He cackles manically. Sam tries to cackle as well, but it was a very poor cackle.) No, Sam. It's all in the back of the throat.
: (As Train is navigating through the tunnel of Zeebad's lair and back down in the mountains, Dougal stares out of the carriage, distraught over Zebedee's presumed demise.)
: Train: Right now, even if I could speak, I wouldn't know what to say.
: Ermintrude: I can't believe he's really gone.
: Dylan: Zeb's dead, baby. Zeb's dead.
: Dougal: And now who's going to help Florence and the children?
: Ermintrude: Who's going to help us?
: Brian: Be strong, Ermintrude. We have to be brave and find the diamonds. After all, that was Zebedee's dying wish.
: Dylan: It's no good, man. Without Zebedee, we're nothing.
: (Dougal becomes determined)
: Dougal: No, Brian's right. We're gonna save our world. Now where's the map?
: (Dylan takes out the map)
: Brian: There! Head for the tallest mountain in that range.
: (Train is puffing towards the tallest mountain who looks like a volcano.)
: Dougal: That's the spirit, Brian! Nothing short of a sea of boiling lava will keep me from that diamond now. (Cut to inside of the mountain, which is actually a volcano with a sea of lava down below.) Oh, sugar.
: Ermintrude: Well, that's where the diamond is. Who's going to get it?
: Dougal: Ah, well, diamonds are a girl's best friend. Off you trot, Ermintrude.
: Ermintrude: Men are supposed to give ladies diamonds. Not the other way round.
: Dylan: Hey, I thought dogs were supposed to fetch.
: Dougal: My forte's always been "sit, Dougal". That, and "Stay, Dougal, stay".
: Ermintrude: Dylan...surely it's only a short hop for such a brave bunny.
: Dylan: More like a long drop for a dumb rabbit.
: Brian: Quiet! (everyone looks at him in surprise) Ahem. There's a bridge over there.
: (They look to see a thin narrow bridge nearby that leads to the island.)
: Dougal: I think I ought to keep a lookout here while you lot cross to the other s...
: (He stops as Dylan, Brian, Ermintrude and Train glare at him.)
: Train: He's not a dog, he's a chicken.
: Dougal: All right, all right. I understand. You don't want to go without your leader.
: Train: Talk about wag your own tail.
: (Later, everyone is onboard Train as he begins to carefully and slowly cross the narrow bridge.)
: Ermintrude: Oooh, I'm scared of heights.
: Train: Don't worry about them - it's the widths you have to worry about. This is gonna be easy.
: Brian: Careful!
: Dougal: Easy does it.
: Ermintrude: A bit close to the edge.
: Train: Just don't look down. Look straight ahead. (He accidentally knocks some rocks down into the lava below.) Whoa!
: Dylan: Ooh, hot rocks, man!
: Brian: Keep your eyes on the road!
: Dylan: Wha... What road, man?
: Train: I'm on it. Don't worry.
: Ermintrude: What's happening? Why have you stopped?
: Train: Easy. One step at a time. Oh, yeah, oh... (Train stops for a moment and then carries on) There we go. This is gonna be easy. (Suddenly, some of the bridge breaks off, which startles Train and accidentally causing the carriage with Dougal and Ermintrude to dangle over the lava.) Argh!
: Dougal and Ermintrude: (as they hang for dear life) Noooo!
: Dougal: Help! Help!
: Brian: Dylan! Do something!
: Train: Can't one of you just hop out and push?
: Dylan: (as he fiddles with the controls) Whoa. I'm totally not train trained.
: Train: That's not helping, Dylan! (He continues to puff until he manages to get the whole carriage, with its passengers, back on the bridge) Ah, for a nice siding and a can of warm oil. No need to panic. (As Train begins to puff, the bridge begins to crack a bit) Now. Now is a good time to panic.
: (Train races to the other side and arrives at the rocky island, to everyone's relief.)
: Dylan: Rock and roll, man!
: Brian: Brilliant.
: Train: I've had it with public transport!
: (They make their way out to the first diamond, which is glowing blue and held in its rocky podium.)
: Ermintrude: (gasps) The diamond!
: Dylan: Wo-ow!
: Dougal: And there you have it! I have led you all to the first diamond!
: Dylan: Wow!
: Dougal: Dylan, do the honours, would you?
: Dylan: Yeah. Cool. (he takes the diamond from the podium and looks it as it glows.) Er, I-I think this thing needs tuning.
: Brian: Something's happening!
: (The diamond glows until it projects a image of Florence, Basil and Coral, trying their best to keep warm inside the roundabout, which is completely frozen over inside.)
: Basil: My feet are frozen.
: Coral: I'm cold.
: Florence: Come on, children. We... We have to be brave.
: Dougal: Look! It's Florence!
: Florence: Strange. For a second there, I thought I heard... (she pauses) Oh... I must be going mad.
: Dougal: She can hear me! Florence! It's me, Dougal. I've come to save you!
: Florence: Dougal? Is that you?
: (Unfortunately, the image begins to fade away from the diamond.)
: Dougal: What? No!
: Florence: Dougal?
: Dougal: She's fading!
: Florence: Dougal!
: (The image had completely faded away from the diamond, leaving Dougal and the others completely distraught.)
: Dougal: It's only been one day and the children are freezing fast.
: (As the gang take a moment to think about those who are trapped in the roundabout, until...)
: Zeebad: Concerned for your friends? (he suddenly springs towards them out of nowhere) Ha, ha, ha! (Dylan is so scared that he falls backwards and the diamond falls out of his hands as Ermintrude gasps. Zeebad picks up the diamond that was on the floor and puts it away as Sam is catching up far behind) And I'll take the map too, please.
: Ermintrude: Wait, how do you know there's a-- (she stops and realises who spilled the beans) Oh.
: (Zeebad laughs evilly as Ermintrude, Brian and Dylan all glare at Dougal)
: Dougal: Well, they tortured it out of me!
: (Zeebad finishes laughing and turns his attention to Dylan)
: Zeebad: Give me that map! (Dylan looks anxiously at Zeebad before he turns to the map in his jeans pocket. Brian also sees the map and becomes worried) Please!
: Brian: (getting in to defend Dylan) Over my dead body!
: Zeebad: Sam, get out the garlic butter! I'm feeling a little peckish.
: Brian: You're bluffing.
: Zeebad: Try me, you spineless slime-spreader!
: Ermintrude: (stepping in between Brian and Zeebad, and getting into Zeebad's face as Brian becomes confused) Leave him alone! (Brian's confused expression fades as he's relived that Ermintrude's defending him) Take the map.
: (She takes the map from Dylan's jeans pocket and tosses it to Zeebad)
: Dougal: You're a despicable fiend!
: Zeebad: I know, ha, ha, ha. It's a gift, really. Compassion is such a weakness. Sorry we can't stay but you know how it is. People to rule, places to freeze.
: (Zeebad bounces away to exit the volcano with Sam following behind)
: Sam: Hup, hup, hup!
: Zeebad: (as he is bouncing to the bridge) Come on, imbecile, we have to destroy the bridge! So long, suckers!
: (Sam tries to keep up with Zeebad, but then he sees Zeebad's spring as he bounces on the bridge. So Sam decides to jump up and down like Zeebad, but this causes the bridge to crack until it catches Sam's attention.)
: Sam: Hold up. (He turns to see the bridge breaking apart and he runs to make a jump to the other side, but he starts to fall towards the lava) Aaaagh! (Luckily, Zeebad grabs him just in time to save him from his demise.) Oh!
: (Zeebad cackles and Sam watches as the pieces of the bridge fall into the lava below)
: Zeebad: Good work, soldier! There's hope for you yet.
: Sam: Thank you, sir! Cor!
: (As Zeebad is helping Sam up, back on the small island where the gang are now stranded, Dylan is looking at where the bridge used to be as Dougal comes up.)
: Dylan: Man, they don't make crumbling rock causeways like they used to. Is there any chance it will, like, grow back?
: (Dougal looks over the edge of the gorge and down at the lava below)
: Dougal: At least we'll be nice and warm.
: Ermintrude: Oh, tragedy! We're doomed! And just as I was about to make it big.
: Dougal: You are big.
: Ermintrude: Thank you, Dougal. But I was hoping the peak of a volcano wouldn't be the pinnacle of my career.
: Dylan: Chill out, guys. I've got something stashed that just might help.
: Brian: Dylan, we don't have time to experiment with recreational activities.
: Dylan: (as he takes out what he was actually referring to) Zebedee's magic box!
: Dougal: Of course!
: Dylan: Now, if I could just get my head round how to work this thing. Did Zebedee give anyone the instructions?
: Dougal, Ermintrude and Brian: (in unison) Just press the button!
: (Dylan does so and Train's carriage magically turns into a rowboat)
: Dougal: A boat. Brilliant. It'll be plain sailing from here on in.
: Dylan: Wait! I've got it. The tents!
: (Dylan goes over to work on the tents for his head as Brian, Ermintrude and Dougal look on in disbelief.)
: Brian: He's really lost it this time.
: Ermintrude: Oh, this heat is making my horns curl! I must look a sight.
: Brian: Oh, no, Ermintrude. I think you look... That is, I find you... Look... in case we don't make it out of here, I just want you to know that--
: Dylan: All aboard!
: (Dougal, Ermintrude and Brian turn to see Dylan after he finished what he was working on and they gasp in amazement. Later, it turns out that he has sewn the tents together to make a hot air balloon, and Train is used to heat up the balloon as it soars out of the volcano.)
: Train: This is amazing! I've never been this high before. In fact, I've never been off the ground before. What are we doing?
: (The hot air balloon flies over the seascape filled with icebergs as Dylan looks on at the sunset in the horizon)
: Ermintrude: Well done, Dylan. A balloon escape. My! You are clever.
: Dylan: It's all about altitude over attitude, Ermindude.
: Brian: Excuse me, but there's still one small problem. We have no idea where we're going.
: Dougal: Brian's right. We could drift around for years!
: Dylan: Or we could just, like, follow them.
: (As he says that, he points at Zeebad and Sam down far below in a rowboat, with Sam rowing the boat. The scenes transitions to nighttime where Zeebad and Sam, both unaware that the gang are following far behind, are still rowing across the sea.)
: Zeebad: Faster, Sam. You row like a milkmaid!
: Sam: Ease up, sir. Now those pesky thieves are out the way, what's the big rush?
: Zeebad: Sam, imagine if you'd waited 10,000 years to come home to your frozen kingdom, only to find a world covered in flowers and animals and sunshine and...
: Sam: And trees and rainbows and tiny little bunny rabbits.
: Zeebad: Shut up and row, you wooden windbag! Soon I will have the second diamond, and all those stranded simpletons will have is each other... for dinner!
: (Zeebad begins to laugh evilly, Sam attempts to do the same, but he ends up laughing awkwardly.)
: Zeebad: Sam, you're ruining the moment.
: Sam: Sorry, sir.
: (The camera pans up from the rowboat to the hot air balloon where the gang are following far behind. Onboard, Brian is looking up at the starry sky while Ermintrude is reading a magazine.)
: Brian: Is that the Milky Way, Ermintrude?
: Ermintrude: Brian! You should never ask a lady anything so personal!
: Brian: What? (Ermintrude continues reading as Brian shrugs it off before looking at the stars again.) Aren't the stars beautiful?
: Ermintrude: So beautiful.
: Brian: Wouldn't you love to be one of them?
: Ermintrude: I'd give anything.
: Brian: You'd make a wonderful star.
: Ermintrude: Oh, I dare say you're right.
: Brian: So serene. So heavenly.
: Ermintrude: So admired and adored.
: Brian: Always looking down on everyone.
: Ermintrude: Oooh, yes!
: Dylan: (yawns) We should get some sleep, man.
: Dougal: Honestly, is that all you ever think about?
: Dylan: Sure. Whenever I'm awake.
: Dougal: I can't sleep. I'm too worried about my Florence. She's so helpless without me. She must be petrified.
: Dylan: Pets? Fried? Bad karma.
: Dougal: Exactly. I calm her down. The truth is, I do everything for her. Her life would be quite empty without me there.
: Dylan: Whoa... Don't toast the hamsters, dude.
: Dougal: (as Dylan and Brian sympathetically look on) During scary thunderstorms, she insists I climb into bed with her... for her protection. And she just loves to throw a tennis ball. Who's always there to bring it back so she can have the pleasure of throwing it again? I'm telling you, Dylan. I bet she really misses that. Really, really, really missing that.
: (As he begin to sob, the scene changes to a flashback sequence where Dougal finds himself back in the Enchanted Gardens and in front of Florence's house, just outside the gate where he hears Florence is calling him.)
: Dougal: Florence? Florence!
: (As the song "Mr. Blue Sky" by the Electric Light Orchestra starts playing, Florence opens her gate and closes it when she leaves her house. She counts to three on her hand and Dougal runs off. Florence playfully runs after him and jumps over him like a hurdle to the other side of the small bridge over the river. Dougal and Florence race each other to the village where Zebedee, Dylan, Brian and Ermintrude are waiting. Zebedee conjures a picnic blanket where it transitions to Zebedee and everybody are having a picnic in the field. Zebedee uses his magic to make all the food and drink appear on the blanket. Dougal sees one of the cakes and begins to eat it. Florence shakes her head as she can only smile. As Dougal is messily eating the cake, Florence taps her right foot to get his attention. He stops and looks up to Florence who gives him a no-no finger wag. Later, Dougal is playing with Basil and Coral where she throws a tennis ball as far as she can which Dougal starts chasing. As Florence, Mr Rusty and Dylan are sitting on the picnic blanket and having their picnic, the ball flies over them, catching their attention until Dougal rushes through the picnic, which slightly startles them with Florence looking in the direction Dougal went with a slight annoyed look on her face. Dougal almost catches the ball, but it bounces off his nose. Later, Dylan is standing on top of the windmill roof, playing his guitar in tune to the guitar solo in the song as Ermintrude dances at the base of the windmill. Meanwhile, Florence is playing with Dougal with the tennis ball. Sometime later, Ermintrude is on one of the windmill's sails as she is singing part of the song.)
: Ermintrude: Mr Blue, you did it right
: But soon comes Mr Night
: (As Mr Rusty sighs and facepalms over Ermintrude's terrible singing, Brian smiles as he enjoys watching Ermintrude sing)
: Creepin' over,
: Now his hand is on your shoulder
: Never mind,
: I'll remember you this way
: (Ermintrude holds the last note as the song continues playing. Later, Florence peeks out from behind a tree and she comes out of hiding. Also coming out of hiding is Zebedee, Mr Rusty, Basil, Coral, Dylan, Brian and Ermintrude as they come together to join Florence to pose for a picture where Dougal is taking with his camera. Dougal sets up the timer on the camera and he goes into position next to Florence as she and everybody poses. The camera snaps their picture, and the camera pans out from the picture to reveal that it is in its small frame and sitting on the round table in Florence's empty house. The flashback sequence ends as the scene transitions to the next morning at a partially snow covered jungle where the gang slowly float over there in the hot air balloon.)
: Dylan: Hey, man. Tropical vibes!
: Ermintrude: But look, there's ice up ahead.
: Dylan: Where?
: Brian: Something strange is definitely afoot.
: (The hot air balloon passes by a stone foot from a giant statue)
: Dylan: Yeah, it's definitely a foot.
: Dougal: OK, everybody, prepare to land.
: (As the hot air balloon begins to make its descend, the camera pans down to the jungle where Zeebad and Sam, who have beaten the gang to the jungle, are making their way down the jungle trail.)
: Zeebad: Can't be far now. (He moves a giant leaf of a palm bush aside and sees the ancient temple up ahead. He chuckles as he looks back at the map) This is definitely the place. (He puts the map away and pushes the leaf out of the way as he bounces his way to the temple) Let's press on, Sam.
: (The leaf suddenly hits Sam)
: Sam: Ow! (he gets up and catches up to Zeebad as he starts to enter the temple) Hold up, sir. After me, sir. It could be dangerous, and I've got a sixth sense for...
: (Sam accidentally steps on a stone tile that activates the wooden dagger coming out of the floor and it nearly impales Sam's face as he stops just in time.)
: Zeebad: Try concentrating on the other five and you might not lose your head. Now, what do we have here? (he sees the hieroglyphs engraved on the wall) Aha! The whole place is booby-trapped.
: Sam: So, what do we do now, boss?
: Brian: Land ho!
: Zeebad: Hmm.
: (Zeebad and Sam exit the temple and see that the gang are making their descend.)
: Ermintrude: Thank goodness! I can't wait to feel earth beneath my hooves.
: Dougal: Any idea how we can land this thing?
: Zeebad: They're still alive!
: Sam: Well, boil my busby!
: Zeebad: No matter. All that booby traps require are a bunch of boobies. We'll let them clear the way, then we can just stroll in. (he shoves Sam forwards to one of the jungle bushes to hide) Come on!
: Sam: Ooh!
: (As Zeebad and Sam hide, the gang are descending to the ground)
: Dougal: Lower, lower. Loads of room! Lower.
: Train: Here comes a...
: Dougal: Stop!
: (The rowboat crash lands where Dougal, Dylan, Ermintrude and Brian fall to the ground in a heap)
: Train: ...nice smooth... (he lands roughly to the ground and the balloon deflates) ...crash.
: (Dougal hops off the pile and bounces off Ermintrude's head)
: Ermintrude: Ow!
: Dougal: Ooh! Just in time for lunch.
: (Dougal notices a blue snake-like plant in front of him. The plant hisses at him)
: Dylan: And it looks like you're on the menu.
: Brian: I wonder where Zeebad is.
: Dylan: We must have overtaken him. Nice one, Train!
: Train: No worries, Rabbit. (he winks at Dylan)
: Dougal: Wait here and keep your pistons pumping. We may need to make a quick getaway.
: Train: Hey, let's make it really quick and go now.
: (As the gang begin to enter the temple, they didn't know that Zeebad and Sam are watching them from the bushes. Ermintrude looks at the hieroglyphs on the wall.)
: Ermintrude: I wonder what these symbols mean.
: Dougal: It's probably the ancient equivalent of a welcome mat... (he steps on a stone tile that activates a spear shooting out, where it misses Dougal who is now startled) Oh! (The spear flies into another wall where he and the gang are startled at this) Oh, where are my manners? Ladies first.
: Ermintrude: No, after you. Age before beauty, dear.
: Brian: Oh, for heaven's sake, I'll go. (he slithers in the booby-trapped hallway) Don't look so shell-shocked, Ermintrude. I may be slow but I can still take the lead. Just follow my trail.
: Dougal: Well, look who's beginning to grow a spine.
: Brian: Spine? What do you mean "spine"? I'm always the first into the fray! Those lazy tykes. I'm the only one who does anything around here! It's "Brian do this, Brian do that." "Yes, sir. No, sir. Three bags full, sir." They treat me like a slave! It's a disgrace. "Where's my sugar?" "Where's my grass?" They must think I'm a soft touch. But I always go crawling back. (As Brian keeps talking about himself and the adventure he had with his friends, he slithers through the hallway without knowing that he is setting off all the booby-traps where he unknowingly avoids them all. He stops at the end of the hallway and turns his attention to the gang) Well, come on, it's all clear.
: (Suddenly, a rock falls from above and seemingly lands on Brian. Ermintrude gasps as everyone looks on in shock. However, it turns out that the rock had landed in front of Brian as he slithered out from behind, unharmed.)
: Brian: Let's go.
: (As Brian continues slithering down the hallway, the gang look on in a mixture of shock and amazement that Brian went through unscathed. As they look on, a harpoon falls out of the wall, and a small ball pops out of the wall.)
: Ermintrude: I never thought I'd say this, but... what a snail.
: (Train is waiting outside the temple)
: Train: OK, wait here. That's what they said. Wait. (he hears a noise from the jungle) Urgh! I-I don't like this. I don't like this. (he notices the temple that the gang have entered) What's this? I'll go into the tunnel. I'm a train. I like tunnels. (he puffs inside the temple entrance) I'll wait here, that's it, yeah. I'll wait just...
: (Suddenly, the floor gives way and Train falls through as he let out a scream in form of his train whistle before the scene fades to black. The scene fades to the temple room where Dougal, Dylan, Ermintrude and Brian are entering the room and looking around.)
: Dylan: Oooh!
: Dougal: Mmm... (loudly) Hey!
: Everyone: (startled) Whoa!
: Dougal: Anyone find the diamonds?
: Dylan: Oh, Doog, man. Don't you know rabbits are kind of jumpy?
: Brian: I don't see any clues.
: Dougal: (as he sniffs around with his tracker nose) We must be in the wrong place. (he sees a throne and climbs on it) Oooh, a throne - the perfect place to enjoy my last gobstopper. (as the rest of the gang look around, Dougal spots a button on the armrest) Oh, great, a recline button! (He pushes it and the whole room starts to shake) Ooooh!
: (Suddenly, a platform rises up underneath Brian.)
: Brian: Whoaaa! (the platform stops, revealing itself to be a podium and a shining bright yellow diamond rises up in a eagle claw. Brian gasps in amazement.) The diamond!
: (Zeebad peaks out from behind one of the columns and sees the diamond. The eagle claw suddenly closes on the diamond, holding it in place. Then, purple laser beams activate out of nowhere, filling the room as the door closes itself. Zeebad manages to dodges one of the lasers as he stays in hiding. The gang look at the laser beams surrounding them.)
: Dylan: Cool light show, man. (As he is ready to foolishly touch one of them) Hello, pretty lasers.
: Brian: No! (as he calls this out, Dylan stops) They're alarm beams! Someone has to get through to the diamond.
: Dougal: (while lazily chewing his gobstopper) Well, I'm too hairy.
: Dylan: I've got the shakes.
: Ermintrude: Oh, for the love of Mozart, I'll do it! I trained as a ballerina, you know. My Swan Lake was the talk of...
: Brian: Stop milking the moment and get me out of here!
: (As "In the Hall of the Mountain King" plays, Ermintrude dances her way through the laser beams, carefully dodging them as everyone watches. Dylan meditates.)
: Dylan: Ommmm.
: (Ermintrude steps over the beam while Dougal chews on his gobstopper. She dances and nearly steps on a beam.)
: Brian: (horrified) Ahh...
: (Ermintrude struggles to dance her way through the beams. She stands on her hind legs and dances.)
: Ermintrude: Da-daaa! Weeeeee!
: (She jumps over the last beams and lands on the ground without tripping one of them. Ermintrude gets up and repositions her hat.)
: Dougal: Well done! That was bril...
: (He stops short when he accidentally spits out his gobstopper. The speed changes to slow motion as the gobstopper bounces on the first step of the throne, then the second, and then the third. The gobstopper bounces its way towards the crisscrossing alarm beams.)
: Ermintrude, Brian and Dylan: No-oooo!
: (It was too late, the gobstopper hits an alarm beam, making them all disappear as the speed returns to normal.)
: Dougal: Oops!
: (The ground begins to rumble and a parts of the floor explode. Revealing itself is a evil-looking skeleton with glowing purple eyes. Three more skeletons burst their way through the floor one-by-one. The skeletons make their way into the centre of the room as Dougal nervously watches. Ermintrude backs into the podium where Brian is, and she gasps when a skeleton roars at her as it corners her.)
: Ermintrude: I don't suppose anyone knows anything about... martial arts.
: Dylan: (as he counts on his fingers to list the martial arts while the skeleton slowly advances right behind him) Just the basics of like, kung-fu, karate, judo, kendo, taekwondo, anything-you-can-do, and... tai chi.
: Dougal: Ooh, do they come with egg-fried rice?
: Brian: Dylan, can you beat them up?
: Dylan: Sorry, I don't believe in violence. (As a skeleton was about to attack Dylan from behind, he grabs hold of him, spins it around and hurls him to a pillar where the skeleton shatters on impact. Dylan then makes a martial art pose afterwards) Except in self-defence.
: (Brian and Ermintrude smile in relief, but became nervous when the skeleton marches past them. Dylan sees that the skeleton he obliterated receives electric waves as the pieces magically reassemble themselves.)
: Dylan: Oh, man! That's what I call pulling yourself together. (Dylan sees three skeletons surrounding him and he karate-chops one of them with ease) Ya! (karate-chops another one) Ya!
: (Dylan throws a skeleton aside as Dougal watches)
: Dougal: Wee!
: Dylan: Wa! Ta! (he is now facing a skeleton, not knowing that another skeleton is sneaking up behind Dylan) Come on, man.
: Brian: Dylan!
: (Dylan just shrugs. Fortunately, Ermintrude taps on the skeleton's shoulder from behind, making it turn around to see her.)
: Ermintrude: Ah, fa da! (karate-chops the skeleton away and it obliterates after landing) I'm not just another pretty face!
: Dylan: (obliterates a skeleton with a karate chop) Sha ka! (karate-chops another one) Woo-hoo ya! (Dylan delivers his finishing martial arts move by karate-kicking the two skeletons.) Ya woo!
: (All the skeletons in the temple are now in pieces. A living skull lands to the ground and becomes inanimate. Dougal comes out of hiding.)
: Dougal: Good group effort. Now, let's grab the diamond and head off.
: (The gang head over to the second diamond. The scene transitions to Train navigating his way through the old mine shafts.)
: Train: I'm a train, I have a whistle. (whistles) It's dark down here. Lucky I have tunnel vision, hee, hee! (he puffs past a ominous looking drill train) Whoa! Big engine, alloy wheels... You wouldn't want to be on the wrong end of that.
: (The scene transitions back to the temple where the gang are approaching the diamond. Before Dylan can make another step, he stops when he sees the electricity waves the skeleton moving.)
: Dylan: Whoa.
: (The pieces of the skeletons glow as they merge together.)
: Dougal: (as he hides behind Dylan) Uh-oh!
: (When the pieces finish merging, a giant skeleton hybrid towers over them.)
: Skeleton Hybrid: So... the fearless warrior of legend has come to claim the diamond.
: Dougal: Erm, no, actually. The fearless warrior couldn't make it today, so we came instead. Er, we'll drop it in to him on the way home.
: Skeleton Hybrid: Look, do you want the diamond or don't you?
: Dougal: Er, well, if you're offering... yes, please.
: Brian: I've got a better idea. Let's jump him. (He then begins to slither at the skeleton hybrid) Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!
: (As he says this, the gang watch in complete confusion and disbelief as Brian only slithers at a very slow speed. When Brian finished saying it, the skeleton cackles evilly)
: Brian: It was just a thought. How about... run away!
: (Brian turns and slithers away. The skeleton hybrid draws out his bone sword and starts chasing the gang)
: Ermintrude: Oh, no!
: (The skeleton hybrid swings his bone sword at Ermintrude, but misses. He sees Dougal at the throne and begins to chase after him.)
: Dougal: Aaagh! He-He-Help! Help! Dogs are meant to eat bones, not the other way around!
: (Dougal climbs on the throne. The skeleton hybrid turns and sees him before he starts to approach the throne. Dougal notices the other button on the throne and presses it. This opens a trapdoor underneath the skeleton hybrid.)
: Skeleton Hybrid: Huh? (he falls through) Aaaaargh!
: (The gang look on at the trapdoor where the skeleton hybrid fell through as it closes.)
: Ermintrude: That was quick thinking, Dougal.
: Dougal: Yeah, well, if you keep your cool and don't run around like a headless chicken. No time for chitchat. Let's grab that diamond and get out.
: (The gang approach the pedestal where it holds the yellow diamond, but the diamond was nowhere to be seen)
: Brian: It's gone!
: (Zeebad reveals himself from behind the pedestal)
: Zeebad: Fools! Looking for this? (He reveals the diamond that he swiped. Sam tries to catch up with Zeebad, but he slips and falls backwards) You just can't get the staff these days. (puts away the diamond) Now, do you want to tell me where the third diamond is?
: Dougal: Nope.
: (As Dougal retreats to the throne, the gang slowly back away from Zeebad as he and Sam advance towards them)
: Zeebad: Resistance is futile! You're no match for the great Zeebad!
: Ermintrude: Pride comes before a fall. (turns to Dougal) Dougal! Now!
: (Dougal presses the same button on the throne, opening the trapdoor underneath Zeebad and Sam, causing them to fall through.)
: Zeebad and Sam: Whoa!
: Dougal: Hooray! That's the last we'll see of them.
: (Just then, Zeebad and Sam bounce up through the trapdoor, hugging each other. Zeebad notices this and pushes Sam off him.)
: Zeebad: Euch!
: (They fall back through the trapdoor before it closes. After it closes, they bump into the trapdoor, leaving behind a huge dent)
: Zeebad and Sam: Ouch!
: Dougal: That took him down a peg or ten!
: Dylan: Yeah, man, except you just flushed away diamonds one and two.
: Brian: So... where do we go now?
: Ermintrude: We must get back to the Roundabout as fast as we can.
: Dylan: I know there's like, "no rest for the wicked", but I'm one of the good guys and right now I need a siesta. (As Dylan proceeds to take a nap, he unknowingly sits on a button that is shaped like a claw. The temple starts to rumble.) Whoa!
: (It turns out Dylan had activated the doors, causing them to open, revealing the mines)
: Dougal: Look!
: (Train, who is still in the mines, sees the doors open.)
: Train: Voices! I knew they'd come to rescue me. Hang on, maybe I'm supposed to be rescuing them.
: (Train's whistle echoes through the mines within the earshot of the gang in the temple.)
: Dylan: Hey, that sound's familiar.
: Dougal: Typical train. Always turns up when you least expect it. Come on, gang. In we go.
: Brian: Oh, no.
: (The gang enter the mines where they will board Train. Later, the gang are onboard Train who is navigating through the mine tunnel on the journey back to the village.)
: Train: Right, now, let's get out of here.
: Ermintrude: Oh, do slow down, you're making my milk churn.
: Dougal: Are you kidding? We're moving at a snail's pace!
: Ermintrude: Snail's pace suits me just fine.
: Brian: Oh, Ermintrude! That's the sweetest thing you've ever said.
: Dylan: Relax, Doogie. Soon this whole crazy trip will be behind us.
: (As soon as Dylan said that and all the sudden, the skeleton hybrid pops up from behind Train's carriage. He snarls at the gang.)
: Dougal: Agh! Behind us!
: Dylan: (not paying attention to what's going on) That's what I said, man.
: Dougal: No! Behind us!
: (The skeleton hybrid starts to climb on board as Brian notices.)
: Brian: Faster! Faster!
: (Train does so on Brian's command and picks up speed. Train sees a low hanging broken support beam up ahead.)
: Train: Duck!
: (Everyone else ducks, except for the skeleton hybrid until he notices he is heading straight towards the beam.
: Skeleton Hybrid: Oof!
: (He gets knocked off by the beam that falls to the ground. This causes an immediate cave-in as Train continues to race down the track while Dougal howls.)
: Train: I always wanted to be a roller coaster! Whoa!
: Dylan: Whoa, dudes! Talk about a near-death experience. I thought I saw the light at the end of the tunnel.
: (Dougal looks up ahead and sees what Dylan means)
: Dougal: That is the light at the end of the tunnel! (Train exits the tunnel and onto the trestle bridge) We're going to be OK! And Zeebad's still trapped in the temple!
: (Unfortunately, a driller train emerges from the other tunnel and on the track below. By using the drill, it is destroying the supports of the bridge for the track Train is on.)
: Dylan: (looking down at the train and seeing who's operating it) Then, like, who's that, his evil twin, Zeebadder?
: (In the cab, Zeebad is operating the driller train as he glares up at the gang.)
: Zeebad: Where's my third diamond?
: (Sam struggles to keep steady as he shovels coal into the furnace to operate the boiler. Train tries to speed up to evade Zeebad as he gains on them.)
: Train: Whoa! Furnace, don't fail me now! (Train manages to get onto the track that is on the rock formation while the driller train goes into a tunnel on the same rock formation. Train races down the track on the rocky hill before going up the track on another rocky hill. Train goes around a curve.) Whoo! Aaagh! Brace yourself, everybody! (Train suddenly sees a gap, which means the track is broken.) Whoa! Mind the gap! (Train jumps over the gap and lands successfully on the other side. As Train comes down the track, the driller train comes into view and is on the separate track next to the one Train is on.) Hey! Here comes big nose!
: (As Train puffs further from Zeebad, Dylan looks out of the cab to see the driller train.)
: Ermintrude: Somebody do something!
: Dylan: (looking at the controls and sees one of the two green buttons) Hey, this must be some kinda anti-spring device. This'll slow Zeebad down. (he pushes a green button)
: Brian: Really? (Brian is suddenly ejected out of Train's cab by the ejector seat) Aaaagh!
: Dylan: Or it could be an ejector seat.
: (Brian screams as he falls in the air. He lands on the roof of the driller train, making a loud clank that Zeebad hears.)
: Zeebad: What the devil was that?
: Brian: (while blindfolded by his own scarf) What happened? Why am I blind? Did we reach the Roundabout yet?
: Zeebad: (after overhearing this) So that's where you're headed! (he leans his head out of the cab window) The Roundabout! And that's where I'll find my diamond! So long, slimeball!
: Brian: Aaagh! Ooooh...
: Zeebad: Sam, get up on the roof and dispose of the prisoner.
: Sam: Dispose of the prisoner? Can't do that, sir. Geneva Convention.
: Zeebad: Guess what? I'm unconventional! (he laughs) Un-convention-al? (chuckles before drawing his attention back to the subject) Off with his head.
: Brian: (in horror after overhearing Zeebad) Aaaargh! He-eeelp!
: Dougal: Brian!
: (The driller train crosses under a bridge that Train is crossing. Brian jumps off the roof of the driller train and bites hold of Ermintrude's tail.)
: Ermintrude: Ouch!
: (She swings Brian with her tail back into Train's cab.)
: Brian: Whoa!
: Train: Welcome aboard!
: Brian: Ermintrude, you saved me!
: (The chase continues with Train trying to stay ahead of Zeebad.)
: Train: Don't cross me, you tarted-up tin opener!
: Zeebad: Faster, you lily-livered traitor! I want that diamond! More coal!
: (Sam keeps shovelling coal into the furnace to increase speed. However, this causes the dial in the boiler's pressure gauge to go up. As the driller train begins to go faster, Brian notices a frozen set of points ahead, meaning the track Train is on will merge with the track the driller train is on.)
: Brian: Oh! No! Trouble dead ahead!
: Train: That's my line!
: (Train manages to get into the track and in front of the driller train.)
: Zeebad: Agh! Now, this is what happens when you don't brush regularly!
: (He cackles as he pulls some controls which powers up more of the driller train to ram it into the back carriage, but the gold name plate holds back the tip of the drill as it generates sparks while Dougal and Ermintrude watch in fear. However, Sam notices the dial in the pressure gauge for the boiler is at high and red due to the overload of coal and the speed they are going.)
: Sam: Sir! The pressure! It's too much!
: Zeebad: (as he draws his attention to Sam, completely oblivious of the situation) I know, I know! Sometimes, I feel I'm going "quite insane!"
: Sam: (in panic) No, sir! It's the boiler! It--
: (The driller train suddenly explodes which startles Dylan and Brian. As the parts of the destroyed driller train scatter, Ermintrude looks on in relief.)
: Ermintrude: Thank goodness, we're safe!
: Train: I call that letting off steam!
: Ermintrude: Hurrah!
: (As they cheer, Train spots the buffer stop right at the end of the track. He tries to brake, but it was too late. He crashes into the buffer stop, sending Train and the gang on board hurling in the air.)
: Train: I can flyyyyyyyyyyyyy! (he then starts to fall after a while) No, I can't.
: (Train crash-lands in the snow.)
: Everyone: Aaaargh!
: (Ermintrude crash-lands into the snow first, then Brian, then Dougal and finally Dylan.)
: Brian: Oh, that's enough flying for one day! We've got to get to the Roundabout before Zeebad.
: Dougal: Hang on, Zeebad doesn't know the diamond's at the Roundabout.
: Brian: Erm... Well, that's not strictly true... Back there, on the Train... I-I was confused and it... it just slipped out.
: Dylan: (annoyed) Brian, man!
: Ermintrude: Well there's no use crying over spilt milk.
: Dylan: That's easy for you to say.
: Dougal: Come on, people. To the Train!
: (Train tries to get up, but because of the crash-landing, he pulled his piston.)
: Train: Ow!
: Dylan: Whoa. Looks like this service has been cancelled.
: Dougal: Are you all right?
: Train: Yeah. Delays look likely. I think I've pulled a piston. (tries to move, but he couldn't) Ow! Nope, it's not gonna happen.
: Ermintrude: Oh, poor Trainy!
: Dougal: (noticing the sunset) Oh, the sun's setting. We'll just have to make it under our own steam.
: Dylan: Goodbye for now, old buddy.
: (They start to head back to the village on foot while having to leave Train behind.)
: Brian: You can make it. Just follow our tracks.
: Train: (as he watches them go) Don't worry about me. You go on, find the diamond. On second thoughts... What about me?
: (Meanwhile, among the wreckage of the driller train, the driller train door's handle turns and open itself, revealing Zeebad to be underneath the driller train door where he pushes the door out of the way and gets out from part of the wreckage.)
: Zeebad: Wretched machines! I must reach the roundabout before...
: Sam: Ooh! (Zeebad turns to see Sam lying in the snow, injured from the explosion) Sir, medic needed... SOS. Mayday. Ooh.
: Zeebad: Me? Help you? You treacherous mollusk-sparing disco dolly! Your tour of duty is over.
: Sam: You can't leave an injured soldier, sir.
: Zeebad: Can't I? Just watch me.
: (Zeebad springs off in the direction where the village is as he cackles, leaving Sam alone in the snow among the wreckage)
: Sam: Wait. Come back! Evil villains... can be so cruel.
: (Later that night, the gang are making their way back to the village through the snowy wasteland, and through an icy blizzard.)
: Ermintrude: I can't go on. We've been walking for hours.
: Brian: It's so c-c-cold. I can't feel my limb.
: Dougal: But Florence...and the children. If we don't get there soon, they'll be frozen stiff.
: Ermintrude: Oh, the cruel hands of time!
: Dylan: But if it... if it wasn't for time, everything would, like, happen at once.
: Dougal: Wait. What's that? (They stop and see footprints that will supposedly lead them back to the village.) Footprints! Maybe they'll lead us back to the village.
: Dylan: But, like, what kinda freaky creatures would leave prints like these?
: Ermintrude: They must be exhausted too. One of them seems to be crawling along the ground.
: Brian: I prefer the term gliding.
: (They soon realise that the footprints are theirs.)
: Ermintrude: Oh, no! They're ours!
: Dougal: Oh, no! No, no!
: Dylan: Well, that's it, man. (he lays down on the snow) It's time for the big sleep.
: Brian: We did our best. But our best wasn't good enough. Oh...
: Ermintrude: Oh, it's the final curtain.
: (By now, Dylan, Brian and Ermintrude fall asleep, with the exception of Dougal.)
: Dougal: No. We mustn't sleep. It's too cold. It's too cold. We mustn't... Florence...
: (Finally, Dougal curls up and goes to sleep. The camera pans up from the gang and up to the full moon where it turns into a wrapped sweet. Dougal is having another dream. He looks around at floating sweets around him as he walks along the path made of sugar cubes.)
: Florence: (echoing) Doooougaaaal! (Dougal hears her calling and sees her in front of him) Dougal?
: Dougal: (relived) Florence! You're OK!
: Florence: I'm more than OK. I'm swee-eeet.
: Dougal: (concerned) But what about the Roundabout? The children? Huddled. Freezing.
: Florence: Don't worry, Dougal. You're with me now... (she disappears from existence and reappears behind Dougal, who suspects something's not right) in sugar paradise! (She laughs as she takes out some popsicles.) Look. Sweets for my sweet Dougal.
: (Suddenly, a duplicate of Florence appears with the same amount of popsicles she's holding out of nowhere, The clones laugh and giggle.)
: Florence: And you can eat as much as you like!
: (Dougal looks around in great worry and anxiety as several more clones of Florence appears surrounding him.)
: Dougal: N-No, this isn't right! I must be going nuts. I have to wake up. Save Florence. (as the clones surround him, the original Florence makes an evil grin until the screen freezes and cracks) Florence! (The screen breaks apart as we return back to reality as Dougal wakes up from his nightmare) No! It was just a dream. Florence! Flore-eeeeence!
: (Later, at the crack of dawn, back at the wreckage of the driller train, Sam is still laying in the snow. The blue moose from earlier looks at the debris until he sees Sam in the snow. He nudges Sam and he wakes up. That morning when it is fully bright, Dougal has woken up from his sleep and he is waking his friends up.)
: Dougal: Come on. Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
: Dylan: No way, man. I'm in a higher state of unconsciousness.
: (Brian yawns as he wakes up.)
: Dougal: It's getting light and we're still completely lost.
: Brian: I'm not so sure we are.
: Ermintrude: Oh!
: (They look in the distance where they see a frozen bridge and on the other side is a frozen signpost.)
: Dylan: Whoa, that was some serious sleepwalking.
: Dougal: Look! Look, look, look! Quick! Come and have a look! Look at that! Is that really what I think it is?
: (They reach the snowy hill until they see a view of the village which is now completely frozen and icy.)
: Ermintrude: Home?
: Dougal: Hm!
: (Dougal and the gang hurry off back down to the village. Meanwhile, in the frozen village, Zeebad is looking for the diamond around the roof of the frozen roundabout, but it was nowhere to be found.)
: Zeebad: Curses! The diamond must be here somewhere!
: Sam: (from a fair distance) Zeebad!
: Zeebad: (turns around) You...
: (He leaps down from the roundabout as Sam arrives outside the village riding the moose, looking at his former boss)
: Sam: This roundabout ain't big enough for the both of us!
: Zeebad: When I leave someone for dead, I expect them to die! Can't you even do that right?
: Sam: I haven't done anything right since I left the roundabout. Now it's time for me to resume my post.
: Zeebad: You...? You were on the roundabout?
: Sam: Yeah, I was. Guarding it from the likes of you.
: Zeebad: Ha! Look at the state of you! You couldn't guard a boiled egg!
: Sam: Well, I might have taken a battering, but it's like Zebedee told me, it's what's inside that counts. (he draws out his sword from his baton and points it at Zeebad) Cha-a-a-a-a-arge! (The moose rears up like a horse and charges towards Zeebad on Sam's command. Zeebad activates his magic from his mustache and freezes the moose solid, throwing Sam off, and his sword falls to the ground as well) Wahhhhh! Ooh.
: (As Sam reaches for his sword, Zeebad zaps Sam in the chest. This time, making a hole, fatally wounding Sam and revealing a pink glowing object inside which is none other than...)
: Zeebad: The diamond. Ooh, Zebedee, you cunning slime. (He pulls the third diamond out of Sam's body, effectively causing him to be immediately lifeless with the colours desaturated to symbolize his death) And to think... I nearly abandoned it when I left you to die! All the irony! Now, time for the big chill!
: (A bit later, the gang are navigating their way through the village, but because it was frozen, it was not as recognisable.)
: Brian: This can't be our village. I don't recognise a thing.
: Dylan: Yeah, like, maybe we took a wrong turn, Doog.
: Dougal: No, no, this is definitely it. If we go past this white thingy and by this white bit... just round the corner should be the... (they arrive in the village centre where Dougal is horrified at what he sees) Oh, no!
: (Everyone gasps as Zeebad stands on the roof of the frozen roundabout as the music "Also Sprach Zarathustra" plays. Zeebad takes out the diamonds and throws all three of them in the air. The third diamond nearly falls. After Zeebad puts on his sunglasses, he magically stops it and moves it back up.)
: Zeebad: Ha, ha, ha!
: (The diamonds place themselves in the sky high above the roundabout.)
: Ermintrude: Zeebad!
: Zeebad: Ah, perfect! You've arrived just in time for the finale. So long, sunshine!
: (Zeebad uses his mustache to fire a beam at the diamonds, activating them all where they are spinning as it sends a icy blue beam towards the sun, completely freezing all over, to everyone's horror and sadness. The sky turns dark as the sunlight dims heavily.)
: Dougal: Florence! (He runs over to one of the icy walls of the frozen roundabout. He wipes up the steamed icy wall and sees Basil, Coral and Mr Rusty huddled together shivering. Dougal then sees Florence who lays unconscious at the frozen scenic panels.) Oh, Florence! Oh, no, no, no, no, no! This is all my fault. If only I hadn't been so greedy and stupid.
: Ermintrude: Farewell, then, Dylan. Goodbye, dear Brian.
: Brian: Er...Ermintrude, before we freeze, there's something I've been t-trying to t-tell you...
: (Zeebad cackles and continues watches his evil magic do the work as Dylan glares at him)
: Dylan: This guy... is seriously messing... with my... karma! (On "Karma!", he stomps his foot which surprised Ermintrude and Brian to see him snap. Dylan marches over to a snow pile and picks up a snowball.) Eat this, you jumped-up jack-in-the-box! Ya!
: (He hurls the snowball at Zeebad, hitting him in the back of his head and knocking his sunglasses off)
: Zeebad: Ooof! You just don't know when you're beaten, do you? (He powers up his mustache) Take a chill pill, rabbit!
: (He then tries to zap Dylan, who is dodging all his blasts.)
: Dylan: Whoa! Whoa!
: (Zeebad fires his ice blast at Dylan, but misses and hits Ermintrude's tail instead.)
: Ermintrude: (in pain) Aaaaaaaagh!
: (Ermintrude's scream of pain is so loud that Dougal notices the ice on the roundabout starting to crack, giving him a idea.)
: Dougal: Wait a minute. That's it! Ermintrude, sing! Sing as loud as you can!
: Ermintrude: (as she trying to dodge Zeebad's blasts) I'm not used to working under these conditions!
: Brian: Dougal might be onto something. Yes! Ermintrude! Sing!
: Ermintrude: I haven't even warmed up!
: Dougal and Brian: Ermintrude! Sing!
: Ermintrude: Fine.
: (She begins to sing opera, although badly.)
: Zeebad: What is that abominable noise? (By the time Ermintrude reaches her high note, the ice begins to shatter around the roundabout, even with the ice breaking off from the horses and from the top of the roundabout, revealing the figurines and the diamond slots on the boarding. Zeebad loses his balance and falls down when most of the ice breaks apart) Whoa!
: (In the midlist of this, the moose breaks free when the ice shatters off him. The moose bleats and runs off. Zeebad recovers and glares down at the gang, who glare back at him. Dylan cracks his knuckles before he picks up Brian and places him on Ermintrude's back.)
: Dylan: Shell loaded!
: (As the final battle begins, the song "I Love to Boogie" by T. Rex plays. Zeebad starts to fire icy blasts at them.)
: Zeebad: Take this!
: (Dougal scampers as he dodges the icy blasts while Dylan just causally avoids them.)
: Dougal: Run!
: (A ice blast nearly hits Dylan)
: Dylan: Whoa!
: (Zeebad sees Ermintrude running with Brian on her back.)
: Ermintrude: Ready? Aim. Fire!
: (She launches Brian to one of the rooftops of the village.)
: Brian: Whoooooa! (he slides down the icy slope of the rooftop) Ooh-hoo!
: (He soars high in the air towards the diamonds and through the magical spell. The spell has broken and releases the diamonds where they move apart. Zeebad growls at this.)
: Dylan: Well done! (Zeebad fires his icy blasts at him, causing Dylan to run until he crashes into a icy pillar.) Oof! Whoooa!
: (The yellow diamond falls from the sky.)
: Dougal: Dylan, it's coming your way!
: Dylan: Whoa, that was some hit! (the icy pillar breaks apart, which reveals his guitar) Whoa! Psy-che-delic! (When he sees the diamond falling, he picks up his guitar) I got it, man!
: (Dylan holds his guitar like a cricket bat and when the diamond comes into view, he whacks it straight into its slot on the roundabout.)
: Zeebad: No!
: (Brian slides on another rooftop and soars in the air.)
: Brian: Whooooa!
: (He knocks the blue diamond from the sky.)
: Dougal: Over to me! Over to me!
: (Zeebad leaps down from the roundabout to block Dougal and Dylan.)
: Zeebad: No! It's mine! Mine! Ha, ha! (He is about to catch the diamond until Ermintrude bumps him out of the way.) Oof!
: (Ermintrude gets the blue diamond and plays with it like a football while vocalising. She kicks the diamond into its slot on the roundabout as the song ends.)
: Ermintrude: Two-nil!
: Zeebad: (as he gets up) The game's not over yet.
: (He catches Brian after he falls from the air.)
: Brian: Oof! Oh! (He hides in his shell.)
: Dougal: Ooh, nice catch, Zeebad! Now let's get the final... (as the third diamond lands in the ice besides him) diamond.
: Zeebad: Touch it and you're toast.
: Dougal: You don't scare me. You're just a big, blue bully. The tables have turned. All we need to do is put this last diamond on... (Zeebad throws Brian's shell at the diamond, catapulting the diamond high into the air) Oops.
: Dylan: (holding his guitar ready) Here comes a home run!
: Zeebad: Not again!
: (He fires an ice blast at Dylan, knocking him off his feet.)
: Dylan: Ow!
: (The third diamond then falls back into the frozen village where Zeebad grabs it.)
: Zeebad: Victory! (He laughs in triumph)
: Dylan: So close and yet so... (He sees Zebedee's magic box in front of him) far out!
: Zeebad: Nice try for a bunch of dumb animals, but now it's closing time at the zoo.
: Dylan: Not with our secret weapon, Zebedee's magic box! (he takes it out and aims it at Zeebad)
: Zeebad: Huh?
: Dylan: (as he pushes the button) Ya!
: (Zeebad shuts his eyes in preparation for the worst, but nothing happens)
: Zeebad: Oh!
: (Dylan press with the button five times, but it still has no effect.)
: Dylan: It d-doesn't work! (Zeebad laughs) Aw!
: (He throws the box at Zeebad in frustration, but the box bounces off Zeebad's nose, making him stop laughing for a moment. Then he continues laughing, this time, hysterically. The gang look distraught as it seems that they have failed.)
: Zeebad: Ooooh! Zebedee's toys can't help you now.
: (Suddenly, Train, who has now healed, appears behind Zeebad and runs him over, catapulting the diamond out of his grasp)
: Train: Bounce back from that, Slinky! Woo-hoo!
: Dougal: Train! I knew you'd make it!
: Train: Bang on schedule.
: Ermintrude: The diamond!
: (Dougal turns to see the diamond falling in the air)
: Dougal: (determined) I'll get it. I got us into this mess and I'll get us out.
: (Dougal turns to Zeebad, who gets his head up to see the diamond falling before Dougal begins to go after it)
: Train: Go on, Dougal.
: (In slow-motion, everyone watches as Dougal runs after the falling diamond. Zeebad fires ice blasts at Dougal, but he dodges them and carries on regardless. Zeebad fires two more ice blasts at Dougal, but he dodges them as he jumps up through the clouds of the ice blasts and knocks the diamond towards the roundabout with his head. The third diamond falls into the final slot on the roundabout boarding. The scene resumes at normal speed as the magic currents from the roundabout emerge where the ice starts to melt. Everyone gasps as the magic currents fly around them before flying through the village and around the roundabout, melting all the ice away. Zeebad watches in horror as the entire world is being thawed around him, and turns around before he springs out of the village in an attempt to escape. However, the magic currents from the roundabout catch up to Zeebad as he flies out of the village and wrap around him.)
: Zeebad: (as he struggles to fight back and break free) Ooh! Ow! (It was no use, and the magic currents yank Zeebad back towards the roundabout) No-ooo-ooo!
: (As he screams this, Zeebad is pulled back through the hole of the roof of the roundabout, and back through the glowing light inside as the camera zooms through the hole in the roundabout roof and towards the glowing light before the screen cuts to black.)
: (After a few seconds, we fade in to a rocky terrain where some of the thick ice is melting away. The camera slowly pans over to reveal that Zebedee is still alive, but he is still trapped in the ice formation.)
: Zebedee: (waking up) Huh? (He sees the ice melting away around him. Then, he sees the sun shining brightly in the sky with its sunlight fully restored.) Mm-mm! (With much of the ice melting off him, he manages to break himself free) Ha, ha, ha! (He bounces off before the screen fades to black.)
: (We fade back to the village that is thawed back to normal with the Magic Roundabout now magically restored and repaired. Dougal and the gang celebrate their victory.)
: Dougal, Dylan, Ermintrude and Brian: Hooray! We did it! We did it! We did it! We did it!
: Dougal: Come on!
: Train: Well done!
: Ermintrude: There's nothing like opera for breaking the ice.
: Dylan: I can see grass, man! Sweet, green grass!
: (Dougal realises something that makes him concerned)
: Dougal: But where's Florence? (The gang stop celebrating as they turn to the roundabout. Dougal approaches the roundabout) Florence? (Mr Rusty, Basil and Coral are looking sadly at the seemingly lifeless Florence, still lying at the scenic panels, with Coral tending to her. They turn to Dougal with silent sad looks on their faces.) Florence! (Dougal goes over to her as Mr Rusty, Basil and Coral sadly leave the roundabout) Florence, can you hear me? Please wake up. (on the verge of tears when there's no answer) Please wake up. Don't leave me. This world means nothing without you!
: Dylan: (sympathetically) Sorry, old buddy.
: Dougal: (in anguish) No, it can't... She can't... (he begins to cry) Florence! My lovely Florence!
: (Dougal licks her face and nudges her. Just then, Florence starts to move.)
: Brian: She moved!
: (Dougal looks at Brian and realises that Florence is still alive. He continues to lick her face several times until Florence opens her eyes and fully wakes up.)
: Ermintrude: She's alive!
: (Florence gets up as she regains consciousness, and sees Dougal.)
: Dougal: (in relief) Oh, Florence! I thought I'd lost you forever!
: Florence: And I thought I'd lost you too, Dougal. But you saved my life. And everyone else's.
: Dougal: Oh, stop it. It's what any incredibly heroic dog would do.
: Florence: Oh? (she takes a knee to Dougal) So you don't want a... little reward?
: Dougal: Oh, no. I've learnt my lesson. I'm not having anything more to do with lollipops. Or gobstoppers. Or toffees.
: (Florence smiles as she pets Dougal. She gets up, but her smile fades to a concerned expression.)
: Florence: But wait, where's Zebedee?
: (Dougal looks down to the ground, unsure of what to tell her about Zebedee, until he lands back in the village in front of everyone.)
: Everyone: Zebedee!
: Zebedee: Bravo, my friends. I always knew you could do it!
: Dougal: (as he and Florence step off the roundabout) But we thought you were dead!
: Zebedee: Dead? Nonsense, Dougal! Everyone knows that after winter it's time for spring!
: (Zebedee bounces high in the air and above the village. He uses his magic to make flowers bloom in the grass around everyone.
: Florence: Come on, everyone. To the Roundabout!
: (Florence, Basil and Coral all get on the roundabout horses. The song "Sugar, Sugar" starts to play. However, the roundabout isn't moving to everyone's confusion as the song winds down where it stops playing.)
: Dougal: Oh, no!
: Florence: How come it's not moving?
: Dylan: (as he tries to move the roundabout, but to obviously no avail) It's, like, stuck, man.
: Basil: What's wrong with the roundabout?
: Brian: Zebedee?
: Zebedee: Don't you remember? The Roundabout's still missing something. Or should I say... someone?
: (Everyone, knowing who Zebedee was talking about, turn to Sam's lifeless corpse as the moose looks at it)
: Dougal: Sam? But that's Zeebad's henchman! He tortured me!
: (Dougal, Florence, Zebedee, and everybody else approach Sam's corpse)
: Zebedee: Don't be too hard on him. Sam too was a victim of Zeebad's maniacal magic.
: (He bounces towards the roundabout and jumps up to where the third diamond is in its slot and magically removes it. He returns to Sam's corpse, gently picks him up and places the diamond back inside, resurrecting Sam back to life.)
: Sam: Oh!
: Zebedee: It's time for you to return where you belong, Sam.
: (Sam nods in agreement and Zebedee restores his chest while reverting Sam back to his original inanimate form. Zebedee jumps up and places Sam back on his post on the top of the roundabout. With Sam back in his place and beginning to march in the spot, the roundabout functions once again. The song "Sugar, Sugar" begins to play again. As the roundabout revolves, Dougal, Florence, Brian, Ermintrude, Dylan, Basil and Coral get on the roundabout to ride it as Mr Rusty, Zebedee and Train look on. As the moose hangs his head in sadness that he isn't back to normal, Zebedee fortunately fixes this for him by using his magic from his mustache to restore the moose's fur back to its normal brown colour. The moose becomes delighted as he dances and prances around.)
: Train: Nice shade of moose! With matching hooves!
: (Mr Grimsdale arrives with the things Dougal told him to get. He begins to wonder where Dougal is until he sees him on the roundabout.)
: Mr Grimsdale: Dougal?
: Dougal: Huh? (he smiles sheepishly as he hides behind one of the horses Florence is riding on)
: Mr Grimsdale: Dougal? Dougal?
: (The moose bumps into Mr Grimsdale, knocking the things he was holding to the ground. Mr Rusty walks over to see the things on the ground. He looks at Mr Grimsdale before he laughs as he places his hand on Mr Grimsdale's shoulder. Mr Grimsdale can only make a nervous smile at Mr Rusty.)
: (As the end title song "The Magic Roundabout" by Kylie Minogue plays, the camera focuses on the flag from the roundabout roof before it pans away to the roundabout boarding. It pans over to Soldier Sam, still marching in the spot and waves to the villagers down below. The camera pans over to the ballerina figurine as she dances in her spot. It pans down Dougal and Florence on the roundabout. Florence takes out a sugar cube as she wants to feed Dougal.)
: Florence: Dougal!
: Dougal: Erm....
: Florence: Sugar, sugar, sugar! Sugar! (she giggles)
: (The camera pans from Dougal and Florence to Basil who is laughing as he rides on a roundabout horse before the camera pans to Coral.)
: Coral: Whee-ee!
: (The camera pans over to Dylan, who has already fallen asleep while riding on a roundabout horse. The camera moves over to Brian, who is on a roundabout horse with Ermintrude standing next to him. Brian gives Ermintrude a flower and she gives him a kiss. The camera pans back to Dougal and Florence. Dougal is still resisting sugar as he made himself a promise, but he stares at the sugar cube Florence is holding. After a few seconds, Dougal jumps up and eats the sugar cube from Florence's hand. She giggles and Dougal chews on the sugar cube before he swallows it. As Dougal looks at the screen, it then cuts to the first part of the closing credits.)
: (After the first part of the closing credits, we fade to Zeebad waking up on a rocky surface that is mostly covered with ice)
: Zeebad: Oh, curses! Imprisoned once more! Ah well, at least it's cold... (he feels one of the icy stalagmite until he sees his surroundings and got up to see his prison where the camera pans out to reveal that it is a lava-filled cavern and the surface Zeebad stands on is a rocky stack where the ice around him melts away) Double curses!
: (Then the next part of the closing credits continues with it scrolling. When the end title song is coming to a end, the credits finish scrolling and we fade to a black background with a spotlight. Zebedee bounces into view and notices the fourth wall.)
: Zebedee: Oh! Oh, you’re still there. Didn’t I tell you? Time for bed! Ha ha ha ha ha.
: (He produces some magic and disappears along with the background, and the rest of the credits continues)
== American Version ==
Narrator: Can you imagine a faraway land where everybody is the best of friends? Well, here it is. And in this land not entirely like our own, lived a puppy, Doogal, and the girl on the swing is his best friend Florence. Who else is here? Ermintrude the Cow. There's Brian the Snail. Brian loved Ermintrude. Florence and Doogal. And Florence and Doogal. Doogal and Florence. And that's Zebedee, the good wizard. Oh, Doogal! And here they all are together, and together is what this story is all about.
Doogal? Doogal, I just knew you'd make it. 
Oops. 
They're about to start rehearsal. 
Oh, yeah. Sure, Florence. I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Welli you'd better not think you're getting some candy just for showing up.
Candy? Who needs candy? Not me. l quit... this morning. 
Hmm. l'll believe that when l see it. Ermintrude is about to begin. Be nice. 
Not again. 
( whispering ) l said nice! 
( Ermintrude sings Bizet's Carmen ) ( clockwork mechanism shifts ) Two, three, four! Crank it, Mr. Rusty! # Girl, you really got me goin' # # You got me so l don't know what l'm doin' # Shake that T-bone! # Girl, you really got me now # # You got me so l can't sleep at night # Hit it, Dairy Queen. ( singing together ) # Oh, yeah # # You really got me now # 
Doogal? 
# You got me so l don't know what l'm doin' now # # Oh, yeah # # You really got me now # # You are a singin', dancin' bovine # # You really got me # # You really got me # # You really got me # 
Whoa! Hey! Whoa! 
Oh, man, would you look at that? What an unforeseeable accident! That's a pretty bad flat. We're looking at a multiple abrasion friction gash. 
Huh! l didn't know you were a qualified mechanic, Doogal. 
Of course! lf you bring me an air pump, some glue, four water skis, a trombone, and a package of Jawbreakers, I might just be able to help you out. 
( chuckles ) l am lucky you are here. Oh! Can you take care of my things? 
No problem! l'll take care of them all right. Hmm. l think l'll take care of those lollipops, and then those candy canes, and then those jellybeans! Oh, Doogal's in heaven! 
Encore! Encore! 
Thank you to the snail in the first row. 
DOOGAL: lt's okay, Ermintrude! You're doing great! Watch out, Florence! 
DOOGAL: Whoa! Sorry. 
Well, looks like Doogal strikes again. Uh-oh. Oh, gee, that's not good. 
FLORENCE: Everyone hang on! 
NARRATOR: Now, there's something you need to know about this carousel. It was magical. 
Coral: l can't get off! 
Narrator: And it had something dark and dangerous locked inside. 
Free at last!
Narrator: That was Zeebad, the evil wizard Zebedee feated and locked away years ago before he could freeze the world. 
DOOGAL: Oh, no! Florence! 
DYLAN: What a trip, man. Buzzkill. 
ERMlNTRUDE: When Florence gets out of there, you are gonna be grounded for life. 
Oh, no! Doogal, what's happening? 
Florence, are you all right? 
Doogal, it's cold. 
Don't worry, Florence. We'll get you out of there. 
What are we gonna do?
ALL: Zebedee! Zebedee! Zebedee! 
Whatever's the matter, my friends? 
Zebedee... 
...something terrible has happened. 
Look. 
Oh, no! l hoped this day would never come. 
What? Tuesday? But Tuesdays are great.
No, Doogal, the day Zeebad escapes. 
Zeebad? But he's just a shaggy dog story.
l'm afraid not, Doogal. He's all too real-- coldhearted, tyrannous, and cruel, and now you've released him.
( thinking ) Oh, right on! The Blue Man Group's back in town. Two words, sir--personal hygiene. Mmm. Don't mind if I do. What the--?
Soon it will be nice and frozen everywhere, just like it was before Zebedee ruined everything. Now, if l recall, l checked some baggage on that flight. Booya! 
( English accent ) Hello! 
Nice! You'll do fine. Loyal. Brainless. And l've got to admit, l like the mustache. And you'll obey my every command! 
Yeah, all right. 
This ain't the ballet, nutcracker. 
Don't have the shoes for it, sir. 
Now, march! 
Capital idea! 
Heh heh heh! # l don't know, but l've been told # # We're gonna make the world real cold # 
Ten-hut! l call this one the Spin Cycle. Look at that, l'm great... l'm average...l'm terrible. 
This is not gonna work. 
l'm sorry, has anyone seen my--? 
Uhh. lnterns. - Ten-hut! 
l'm back! 
Before you put an eye out. 
Sam the Sidekick, ready to blindly follow orders...sir! 
Solid. Now, here's the dealio, Sam. l have to get my hands on three totally awesome diamonds so l can rule the world. You're gonna help me. Pain, misery, and torment will be on your daily to-do list. And your only break...will be death! Heh heh heh! 
Oh...drag. Can l ask about holidays? 
Three weeks, in summer. 
That's off the hook, sir! 
Not that it'll ever be summer again. ( evil laughter ) lt's a bit of a loophole. You don't like it, talk to H.R. Anywho, let's see what Zebedee-doo-dah is up to. 
SAM: Oh...what do you got in there? 
Well, well. He's amassed an army-- the dog, a cow, a snail I'm doomed. Animals will be harmed in the making of this film. Now, to my hideout-- and the diamonds. 
Only by returning the enchanted diamonds to their original places on the roundabout will you defeat Zeebad. But if he finds them first, he will use them to freeze the sun. You must head north into the mountains. There is no time to waste. 
Whoa! A hot map. 
Okay, you want us to go after the diamonds. Cool. But what we supposed to do, take the bus or something? 
Okay, that's a box with a button on it. 
ERMlNTRUDE: Did you see that? He just pressed a magic button and made a train! Now, that's what l'm talkin' about! 
You got it. l'm the train, and you're not. 
Take good care of this little box of tricks. lt may save you in your hour of need. 
Florence, we'll find those diamonds and get you out of there. l promise. 
l believe in you, Doogal. Remember, it's not your fault. Don't blame yourself. 
No. Leave that to us.
All aboard! 
Don't worry, you guys. l know Doogal's gonna save us. 
We're in so much trouble. 
TRAlN: Woops. Sorry. 
NARRATOR: And so, while Zebedee searched for Zeebad, Doogal and his friends set out to find the enchanted diamonds. Doogal knew that if he didn't find them, he might never see Florence again.
Doogal: l'm so sorry, Florence. 
BRlAN: Doogal? 
Yeah? 
You shouldn't feel guilty just because this is all your fault. 
Me?!
Oop. Sorry. That didn't come out right. 
My fault ? What did I do? 
Other than busting up the merry-go-round and trapping Florence and those children, causing the escape of a maniac so he could run around and freeze the sun? Other than that, nothing. 
All l wanted was to get my paws on some candy.
Yeah. lt starts with candy bars, man-- maybe a Snickers fun-size-- and before you know it, you've eaten all the Three Musketeers and their families. 
BRlAN: Oh, yeah. 
DYLAN: Maybe you've got, like, a problem, my furry friend. 
No, l don't. And l'm not gonna rest until l've done everything in my power to make things right. 
ERMlNTRUDE: Ooh! lt's gettin' cold! 
NARRATOR: As our heroes made camp for the night, none of them had any idea as to the danger that lurked in the shadows. 
ERMlNTRUDE: Doogal! Do you get tired of watching us work? You gonna help us put up the tents?
Hmm? Uh, no. You guys are doing a wonderful job. l mean, keep up the good work. l'd just be in the way. Oh...and who's making dinner tonight? 'Cause l'm getting kinda hungry. Oh, l see. The silent treatment, huh? Well, fine! l got my own camp over here, and it's awesome. l don't need you guys. 
Ahh. The full moon. What do you say, Ermintrude? Feel like jumping over it with me? Ermintrude? 
l can't believe l'm missing my big show tonight! Ooh, these hills have some phenomenal acoustics. Let me hear you say... # Hey! Oh! Ho! # # Ho! # # Say ho # 
Look out! 
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! l slimed my shell. 
Are you happy now? Your singing killed my chocolate. 
All right, y'all. Beauty sleep time. Not that l need it. Dylan! Dylan! 
What's up, Doc? 
lt's bedtime. 
Thank you. l might've slept right through it. 
Someone should guard the camp, and l was thinking--
Good. You're on. 
What? 
Night, y'all.
DOOGAL: But, uh... Alone? Come on, Train. 
- Oops! l tooted. 
BRlAN: No, no, no, no, no! Master Chief ate it!
Look at me. l'm all alone, guarding against the cold. Watchdog! Whart's wrong with a watch snail? Or a watch cow? ( moose bleats ) Uhh... Who goes there? Don't make me bite you. 
Yeah, that's scary. 
Back up. l-l know dog-fu. 
Yeah. Listen, man, there's this hostile little blue guy with an--
Who's that? 
MOOSE: ( whispering ) There he is. 
Zebedee, is that you?
BRlAN: Doogal! Here, Doogal, Doogal, Doogal! ( Brian whistling ) 
DYLAN: This is not cool, dude! We're worried about you, man! 
Whoa! Hey, look! Tracks! l think they were left by feet. 
Wait. l've seen these before. They can only be made by the abominable... ...moose? 
Don't worry. l speak Moose, everyone. Hey, buddy... Ma-ma say, ma-ma sah, ma-ma say soo kah. 
( thinking ) Yeah, dude. Su-sussudio and In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. Come on! 
You're wasting your time, Brian! 
ERMlNTRUDE: Whoever heard of a talking moose, huh? 
He says he'll grant us three wishes if we stand-- 
I said I know where your dog is! 
Doogal! He knows where Doogal is! Come on! Hurry! 
SAM: Nice weapon, sir. l just hope we never have to fight someone at room temperature. 
DOOGAL: You're gonna be in trouble when Zebedee gets here. 
ZEEBAD: Too bad no one knows you're here. Now, dog, tell me everything. 
Well...l was a very happy puppy. My first memories are of catching tennis balls with Florence. And then, as l grew up... 
Pipe down! Tell me about the diamonds! lf you care about your friends at all, you'll give me the secret location of the super-powered bling-bling! 
Well, you're wasting your time. I don't even have the map. 
So...there's a map, huh? ( laughs ) 
Oh! Uh...no, no, no, no, no! No map. 
You know, l wonder how long it would take for a little girl to freeze solid inside a merry-go-round? 
Doogal! 
DOOGAL: Florence! Stay away from her! 
Help me help you help the girl! - The map! 
Forget it, Frosty! 
Ooh! Tough guy. 
Sam, put down the lint roller! 
l'm sorry. There's just dog hair everywhere. 
ZEEBAD: l need you to work this mutt until he talks. Get busy! 
Right! ''B'' to the ''izzy.'' Uh, look, this torture stuff's a bit new to me, so, uh, what is it you're most afraid of? 
Oh, uh...hmm. 
Okay. World domination speech. Hello, citizens of the world! Yes! - Ug... 
DOOGAL: Oh, this is awful! No! No more!
Oh, good, Sam. Enjoy yourself. 
DOOGAL: Oh! No more! Please! 
SAM: Twenty-six!
DOOGAL: l can't stand it! 
Twenty-seven! Oh, you can't possibly take much more of this. You've eaten twenty-seven caramels already! 
You'll have to make me eat a hundred before I tell you anything! 
And of course l'll be renaming the planet lceland. Eh, no. That's taken. Uh...Planet Freeze! Uh...Chilly Town! Nah. Frost-topia. We'll bring in some focus groups. We'll workshop. ( suspenseful music plays ) 
DOOGAL: Please! No more! 
You have quite a tolerance for pain! 
DOOGAL: Ohh! l can't feel my paws! 
ERMlNTRUDE: You all right? 
SAM: No, not too bad. l rather-- Oh! And my face will be on all the money! We'll call them Zee-bills. Blue will be the new green. Yes. 
DOOGAL: No! Leave me alone, you evil, evil fiend! 
ERMlNTRUDE: Doggy-dog, are you out of your mind? We tryin' to bust you out of this joint! 
Could you come back in five minutes? l think l can get some lollipops out of him. 
DYLAN: Okay, back it up, man. Okay. Take her back, take her back! 
Finish him off, Sam. Time we-- Where's the dog? How do you lose something that was in a cage? 
You're absolutely right, sir. My bad. Not prepared for the falling cow. 
Not so fast. Get your hands off the merchandise, Slick! 
That's no way to treat a diva! Ermintrude! ( train whistle blows ) 
Help! 
ZEEBAD: Ohh! 
Back it up! Back it up! 
How nice of you to drop in! 
Don't...ever...touch...my girlfriend... ...again! 
Doh! 
SAM: What's this? The cow and the snail-- classic romance. 
Follow them. 
DOOGAL: Come on, guys. Let's keep moving. We've got to get out of here fast! 
ERMlNTRUDE: Doogal, you know l love your hairy hide, but just once can you try to stay out of trouble? 
ALL: Whoa! Whoa! Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Ohh! Stop! 
DYLAN: Man! That's deep! 
l slimed my shell. 
You took the words right out of my mouth! - Sam? 
Yes? 
Your sword. 
Sir! En garde! 
DYLAN: Hey, man... give peace a chance! 
Nobody can save you now! 
ALL: Zebedee! Zebedee! Zebedee! 
You! 
So, we meet again. 
lndeed. l've waited 10,000 years for my revenge, and as you know, revenge is a dish best served cold. 
DYLAN: Way to go, Zebedee! You know, l think his spring has sprung! 
SAM: Ohh! Hey! Where do you think you're going? 
Sam! Sam, stop! Think about what you're doing! 
But l've got a job now. l'm not just a fixture on a merry-go-round. l'm a soldier! 
You may wear a soldier's uniform, Sam, but it's what's inside that counts. 
Zebedee, look out! 
Aah! 
Good shot, sir! 
Run! Run! 
Come on, gang! Here's our chance! 
Aah! Not again! 
ZEEBAD: Just...stand...still! 
ZEEBAD: Your days in the sun are over, Zebedee! You know, there can only be one spring to rule them all, and l am the Lord of the Springs. 
Wait! Zebedee's in trouble! 
No! Save yourselves! 
What'll we do? What'll we do? 
Well, we can't leave him. To the rescue! 
You've got to find the diamonds! 
You know, Zebedee, l've been thinking. You been working so hard, puttin' in the hours, it's time to take a break. 
Get the diamonds! 
DOOGAL: No! 
ERMlNTRUDE: We don't have a choice. We have to go now. There's nothing more we can do here. 
DYLAN: Come on, Doog. 
ERMlNTRUDE: Hurry. 
No, Sam, the evil laugh really comes from the back of the throat. 
NARRATOR: None of them wanted to believe it, but in his heart, Doogal knew it was true. Zebedee had gone forever. 
l can't believe he's really gone. 
DYLAN: Zeb's dead, baby. Zeb's dead. 
But Zebedee's magic is the only thing that can stop Zeebad. 
What are we gonna do? 
Be strong, Ermintrude. We have to be brave. The world is counting on us. After all, that was Zebedee's dying wish. 
DYLAN: What are we gonna do? Without Zebedee, we're nothing. 
ERMlNTRUDE: Then we should just give up. 
No! Brian's right! We're gonna save our world! Dylan, where's the map? 
lt's right here. 
BRlAN: There--head for the tallest mountain, straight ahead! 
DOOGAL: That's the spirit, everyone! lt would take a sea of boiling lava to keep us from those diamonds now! 
DOOGAL: No way. 
ERMlNTRUDE: Hey, look on the bright side-- when the rest of the world freezes over, we could all live here. 
DOOGAL: This can't be the end. I've got to save Florence! 
Well, then, we can't leave without the diamond, and it's somewhere over there. 
Hey, Doogal, aren't dogs supposed to, like, fetch? 
Not me. The only tricks l know are, ''Sit, Doogal,'' and chasing my tail till l pass out. 
And l'm allergic to being burnt up. What about Dylan? He's got nine lives. 
Yeah. That's a cat. genius. 
Enough! Ahem. We should all go together. 
DOOGAL: Or... ...one of us stays here, in case something happens. 
TRAlN: He's not a dog, he's a chicken. 
Hmm? All right, all right. l understand. You don't want to go without your leader. 
Ooh! ls anybody else hot? 
NARRATOR: The bridge was very, very high. The path was very, very narrow. The lava was very, very hot. Do you think they were scared ? Wouldn't you be? 
DOOGAL: Careful! 
TRAlN: lt's okay. This is gonna be a snap. 
Aah! 
Hang on! Hang on! 
Pull us up! 
Dylan, do something! 
DOOGAL: Give it some gas! 
l don't know what to do! 
Watch out! 
What does this one do? Up, down, up, down...?! 
l think l can, l think l can, l think l can, l think l can...! TRAN: Hey! I can! ( sighs of relief ) 
ERMlNTRUDE: That wasn't even funny! 
TRAlN: Excuse me. Pardon me. 
DYLAN: Okay, no need to panic. Now! Now panic, everybody! 
DYLAN: That was awesome! Could we go again? Can we? Can we go again? 
DOOGAL: Guys! Hey, guys, over here! Hurry up! l think l see it! 
ERMlNTRUDE: Look at it! lt's beautiful! 
DOOGAL: Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the first diamond. And you guys thought we couldn't do it. l hope l am pure of heart enough-- Woop! Just kind of pops right out. ( imitates Gollum ) My precious! Kidding! There's a picture inside of it. - ( Florence shivering ) - What--what if they never come back? I'm so cold! Come on, we can't give up hope. 
Look! lt's Florence! 
Strange. For a second there, I thought I heard something. Never mind. It couldn't have been. 
She heard me? Florence, it's me, Doogal! You've got to hang on! 
Doogal, is that you ? I-I can't hear you! 
DOOGAL: No, come back! Florence! 
FLORENCE: Doogal! 
She's my best friend. lf Florence doesn't make it, l don't know how I will. 
For me? And l didn't get you anything. And now, the map. 
Who said anything about a map, huh? ( Zeebad laughs ) 
DYLAN: Oh, Doogal, you didn't. 
But they tortured it out of me. Yes. We're proud of our work. Let's have it. 
ZEEBAD: l'm sorry. Where's my head? Please? 
Over my dead body. See, Sam? 
Try to be civil, use the ''P'' word-- l guess now l'll have to get the garlic butter! 
You're bluffing. 
Look, it's the map, or you're snail parmesan. 
You mess with the snail and you talkin' to the cow! Here. Take the stupid map. 
DOOGAL: You can't read it. lt's in Pig Latin. 
Oh, really? lce-nay Y-tray. l studied Pig Latin in ''lce School,'' dog. Sorry we can't stay, but you know how it is. Diamonds to find, planets to freeze. Been nice seeing you all again. 
ZEEBAD: Come on, Sam. Gonna play a little game called Break the Bridge. 
SAM: Sounds like fun, sir. What's the objective? 
ZEEBAD: Just...follow...me! 
SAM: Like this, sir? Ten-hut! Yes! Hello! ( grunts with exertion ) That's good! Yes, sir! Hi! Ohh! This is a bad game! 
ZEEBAD: Good work, Sam! l should give you a raise! 
Yes, sir. 
DYLAN: Dude, that guy's, like, totally villainous, man. What is up with that? l mean, did he not get enough structure as a kid, or, l don't know...? 
DOOGAL: How are we ever gonna get out of here? 
That's it! Show's over! We're finished! Just as l was about to hit it big! You are big. Thanks, Doogie, but l want to go out singing like Aretha, not grilled up like some big old sirloin steak. Hey, now, wait. Might l remind you that we are carrying a secret weapon. You mean our faith in each other and the power of friendship? Sure, that, and... Zebedee's magic box! ( chuckles ) Cool! Now, if l could just get my head around how to work this thing. Did Zebedee give anyone the instructions? 
Just press the button! 
Okay! Chill! 
A boat. Great. And now we'll just sail away on the boiling lava. Wait, wait, wait, wait. l've got a set of tools. Anyone seen Pimp My Boat? 
BRlAN: He's really lost it this time. 
ERMlNTRUDE: Ooh, this heat is makin' my skin all leathery! l must look like a walkin' handbag! 
BRlAN: Oh, no, Ermintrude. l think you look-- that is, l find you-- Look, in case we don't make it out of here, l just want you to know that-- 
DYLAN: Hey, anyone need a lift? 
BRlAN: Whoa! 
NARRATOR: Dylan had made a balloon out of the tents-- a harebrained idea, you might say. A rather good one, if you ask me. 
ERMlNTRUDE: Bunny, bunny, bunny! A flying boat? Not bad! That's some smart thinking. lt's all about altitude over attitude, Ermin-dude. Excuse me. We still have one small problem. We have no idea where we're going. Brian's right. We could drift around here for years. Or, we could just, like, follow them. 
SAM: # Take one down-- watch it, it's hot! # # 98 kettles of tea on the wall # ( singing becomes rapid and high-pitched ) # 98 kettles of tea on the wall # # 98 kettles of tea... # SAM: # No kettles of tea on the wall # All right, next song. Any requests? 
ZEEBAD: How about ''The Sound of Silence''? SAM: Okay. You'll have to harmonize. l'll take the high notes, and-- No, Sam. Zip it. l gotta get my head on straight about these diamonds. The map only tells us so much. lf l fail, we're in for a world of green fields, and flowers, and all kinds of-- And trees, and rainbows, and fuzzy little bunny rabbits with big heads-- Just pipe down and row, Garfunkel! ( voice echoes ) Soon, l will have ultimate power. There'll be no sun! And l'll get a blue Humvee that reads ''lce Man'' on the side of it. Booya! ( evil laugh ) ( not-so-evil laugh ) Sam...you're ruining the moment. 
SAM: Sorry, sir. ls that a falling star, Trude? Falling?! Do not talk about falling when we are floating perilously above the earth in a homemade balloon! Hmm. Okay. Aren't the stars beautiful? Mm-hmm. So beautiful! Wouldn't you love to be one of them? I'd give anything. You'd make a wonderful star. Oh, Brian. Now you're just playing with me. So serene. So heavenly. Traveling everywhere in a limo! Always looking down on everyone. 
Ohhh, yes! ( yawns ) 
We should get some sleep, man. Seriously, is that all you think about? Well, only when l'm awake. l can't sleep. l'm too worried about Florence. She's so helpless without me. She must be petrified. Pet...fried? Bad karma! lt's just, we're a team. Whatever we do, we do it together. Her life would be quite empty without me there. Yeah. Me sleepy now. ( snoring ) During scary thunderstorms, she insists l sleep on the bed with her... for her protection. She just loves to throw a tennis ball. And who's always there to bring it back, just so that she can have the enjoyment of throwing it again? l'm telling you, Dylan, l bet she really misses that. Really. Really. l know I do. ( birds squawking and trilling ) 
Hey, guys, Skull lsland. lt looks just like it does in the movies. lce. That means more Zeebad. Something strange is definitely afoot. 
DYLAN: Oh, it's definitely afoot. Hope Kong's not awake. 
DOOGAL: Guys, this place looks kind of creepy. Maybe we should circle the island again. Ah! We're a couple of real Tomb Raiders, aren't we, sir? 
ZEEBAD: There we go. Welcome to the Aztec Galleria Mall. Let's bounce. Hold up, sir, hold up. After me, sir. lt could be dangerous, and l've got a sixth sense. ( twang ) Yes, and you almost lost three through five. Why don't you use some common sense? l'm gonna go check for hieroglyphics. Ah, here we go. Men's room, food court... Ha! Booby-trapped lobby. 
SAM: Well, that was a bad idea. Someone could get hurt walking through here. 
DYLAN: Land, ho! What was that? 
ZEEBAD: They're still alive?! 
SAM: Well, wax my mustache! 
ZEEBAD: lt's perfect! lt'll be like mice in a mousetrap. They'll clear the way, and then we just stroll in and get the cheese. 
SAM: Quite evil of you, sir! 
DOOGAL: Are you sure we're sure about this? lt's not too late to turn around. 
Sorry. Hey! Look at all these cool plants! 
We should, like, send Zeebad a bouquet. 
l wonder where Zeebad is. 
l think we must have passed him. Nice one, Train. 
No worries, Rabbit. 
Wait here, and keep your pistons pumping. We're gonna need 'em for a quick getaway. 
Oh, look! Full of caveman pictures! 
lt might just mean ''Welcome,'' or ''Aloha,'' or, uh... ''Death to All Who Come Here.'' 
l know. Why don't you go on up ahead. We'll be right behind you, prayin'. 
Oh, for Pete's sake, I'll go. lt's amazing we've gotten this far with all this whining and sarcasm. lf we put half as much work into the mission as we put into our bickering... 
l guess Brian really does have a backbone. 
And here's an idea. Why don't we stop thinking just about ourselves and start paying attention to what's going on around us instead of living in our own little bubble. Nobody ever asks, ''Brian, what do you think about politics? ''Brian, seen any good movies lately? Brian, are you any good at video games?'' Because, yes, l am. l have excellent reflexes. But if l gotta hear one more joke about snail-mail or being shell-shocked, l think l'm gonna lose my cool! Because, honestly, the wrong words can be crushing. ( all gasp ) Hmm. Let's go! 
l never thought l'd say this, but what a snail! 
NARRATOR: You know when you habe butterflies in your tummy? Well, the poor little train had butterfiles in his boiler. 
- Hey! Anybody find the diamonds? 
Whoa, whoa! Let's use our inside voices, Doogal. 
Start looking for clues. ( sniffing ) 
Hmm. This must be where they had all the luaus. Oh, a throne! The perfect place to enjoy my last piece of bubble gum. ( chews noisily ) Oh, look. A recline button. 
Oh, no! 
Dudes, what...? 
Oh, look! 
Cool light show! Very Pink Floyd. 
No! They're alarm beams. Someone has to get through to the diamond. 
But l'm chewing my gum. 
l'm a little jumpy. 
Didn't y'all hear Brian before? l'll do it! l used to be a dancer, you know. Back when I was on Soul Train, I had all the moves. 
Stop talking, Ermintrude, and please get me out of here! 
l am so fly! 
Sweet move! That was great...! Oops! 
( mimics Jack Nicholson ) Here's Johnny! ( dance music plays ) Someone order ribs? Bring out the dead! Pirates of the Caribbean! Hey, thought we said no Disney jokes. Whassup? 
Oh, look, we got Bone Thugs-n-Harmony up in here. ( gasps ) Ooh! Scary red eyes. Lookin' all Dawn of Dead and everything. Anybody know karate? 
DYLAN: l trained with Morpheus. l know kung-fu, John Woo, judo, kendo, tae kwon do, Wu-Tang Clan, and chai tea. 
Ha! Can you teach me some of that? 
Dylan, can you beat them up? 
My name is Neo. 
SKELETON: Hey, l'm Steve. 
There is no spoon. 
Aw, man! Steve's down! 
SKELETON: Moo! Uh... 
That's what l call pulling yourself together. 
Okay, ready guys? On three. One...two... 
Maybe we shoulda done that on two. 
l have a bone to pick with you. 
Behind you! 
What? 
ERMlNTRUDE: Hey. lt's hammer time. You know you can't touch this. 
Wax on...wax off! 
Hmm. A good group effort. Now let's grab the diamond and head out.
Why do l always get the shaft? Lucky l have tunnel vision. Ouch. 
So...the fearless warrior of legend has come to claim the diamond. 
( mimics English accent ) Just a couple of Muggles on our way to Hogwarts, here for a pickup from He Who Must Not Be Named. ls that you, governor?
What? Look, do you want the diamond or don't you? 
Oh. Well, if you're offering. Yes, please.
l've got a better idea. Let's jump him. Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!
It was just a thought. How about... run away! 
Hey! Hey! l promise, l won't ever bury another bone ever again! 
Fiddlesticks!
Way to finally step up, Doogal.
DYLAN: Well done. 
Well, if you keep your cool and try not to freak out, it's amazing what you can do. Now let's grab the diamond and get out of here. 
DYLAN: Whoa! lt's gone! 
Oh, someone's been watching CSI. Now, l'd like to thank the Academy-- 
Coming, sir! 
Ohh, you just can't get good help these days. So, which one of you knuckleheads wants to tell me where the third diamond is? 
Nope! 
Resistance is futile! lt's about to get chilly in here! 
You don't want to press our buttons, right, Doogal? 
Yeah! That's the last we'll see of them. 
SAM: Hello, sir! - 
SAM: My fault, sir! 
Good thinking, Ermintrude. 
Yeah, dude, but we just flushed away diamonds one and two. 
So...what do we do now? 
Look at the picture on the wall. That looks just like our little carousel back home. 
BRIAN: And that looks like a diamond. 
DOOGAL: That's it! The third diamond is inside the carousel. lt's been right in our own backyard this whole time! 
And Zeebad has no idea. 
That's it. We've got to get back to the carousel right away. 
Since Zeebad's out of commission, with no hieroglyphic info... ( yawns ) l think it's time for a little siesta. 
DOOGAL: Guys, look! - ( metal clanks ) What's that? Voices? 
DOOGAL: Whoa! 
TRAlN: Who's there? Hey, that sounds familiar! l'll take familiar over the Temple of Doom any day. Let's get out of here. 
ERMlNTRUDE: Oh, slow down! You're making my milk curdle. 
Are you kidding? We're moving at a snail's pace. A snail's pace is just fine with me. 
Oh, Ermintrude! That's the nicest thing you've ever said. 
Relax, Doogie. Soon this whole crazy trip will be behind us. 
Behind us! 
That's waht I said, man! 
No, look behind us! 
You can't leave. 
Faster! 
Choo-choo-chooing! Head's up! 
Whoa, dudes, talk about a near-death experience! l thought l saw the light at the end of the tunnel! 
That is the light at the end of the tunnel! We're gonna be all right! And Zeebad's still trapped in the temple! 
Then, like, who's that ? His evil clone, Mini-Zee? 
Where's my third diamond? 
Very assertive, sir! 
Oh, no! 
TRAlN: Hang on! 
Somebody pull a lever or press a button or something! 
Okay. This one looks like it's for the radio, this is for the AC, and this one looks...green. Or it could be an ejector seat. 
What was that? l think we've been hit! 
Where am l? l've been blinded! l'll never make it to the carousel now! 
Huh? So that's where they're headed. The carousel! And that is where l'll find my third and final diamond. Ha ha ha! So long, slime ball! Sam, we've a prisoner up there we need to dispose of. 
Dispose of the prisoner? We can't do that, sir. Geneva Convention, sir! 
I don't care if it's a Star Trek convention! ( evil laughter ) Trekkies! Nerd alert! Beam him out! 
Help! Help! 
Brian! 
Sorry about that. 
Ohh, Ermintrude, you saved me. 
We're gonna lose this race to Thomas the Tank Engine? l don't think so! More coal! 
Shoveling as fast as l can, sir! 
Trouble, dead ahead! 
Fine. Now it's time to stick it to the man-- to the dog, snail, cow, etc. You guys know what l mean. 
Aah! 
Sir, the pressure! lt's too much! 
Sam, l know! Not to get all Dr. Phil on you, but you need balance in your life or you'll just explode! 
Funny you should say that, sir. 
That little blue man just blew up! 
TRAlN: That's the good news. And the bad news is-- Aah! 
DYLAN: l can fly! No, l can't. ( train whistle shrieks ) Ohh! 
DYLAN: l'm fine. l broke the fall with my face. 
Ermintrude, are you all right? 
Well, Brian, l'd have been better with a shell. 
Guys, let's get moving. At least Zeebad doesn't know where the last diamond is. 
Yeah, that's not exactly true. Back there on the train, l was dazed and confused, and it sort of slipped out. lt slipped out? 
Oh, like you've never been confused before? 
Yeah, but it's just... um, what? 
Blaming each other won't solve anything. Now let's get on the train. 
l think l just pulled a gasket. Attention, passengers. We may experience a delay. 
Can you put any weight on it? 
Yeah, l'm out of service. 
Well, you did fall half a mile out the sky. 
The sun is setting! 
TRAlN: Then you've got to keep moving without me. 
DYLAN: Just keep it elevated, man. 
BRlAN: You can make it. Just follow our tracks. 
TRAlN: Don't worry about me. 
Wow, that was irritating. Should have got the insurance. Sam! Quit loafing around and let's get moving! 
Sorry, sir. Not doing too well. Did you, uh, see a bright light? 
Yes, Sam, l've seen the light. lt's the light bulb that went off in my head that makes me realize l never should have counted on you in the first place! As my apprentice, you're fired! 
Sorry, sir. ls there any severance package? 
Well, the best l can do is not freeze you. Hasta la vista. wood man. Peace out. 
Villains. They can be so...cruel. 
NARRATOR: There was no escaping it. Zeebad's icy grip was all over the world. 
BRlAN: l-l can't feel my limb. 
DOOGAL: But Florence and the kids. lf we don't make it there soon, they'll be frozen solid. 
ln case you haven't noticed, we are not doing much better, Doogal. 
W-well, you know what they say, man. W-what doesn't kill you makes you stronger... or colder. 
Look! Footprints. They're fresh, too. Maybe they'll lead us back home. 
W-well, like, what kind of freaky creatures would leave footprints like these? 
They must be exhausted, too. One of them seems to be crawling along the ground. 
l prefer the term ''gliding.'' 
ERMINTRUDE: Oh, man, they're ours! 
And l used to think that chasing my tail was c-cute. 
Well, l'm just gonna lie down here on this warm beach and lay in the sand. 
l don't know what to say, Doogal, but l guess our best wasn't nearly good enough. 
l guess this is curtains, y'all. ( gasps ) 
DOOGAL: No! We can't give up now. We're close! l can feel it. l told Florence l'd save her. l promised! Florence! Florence. 
( moose breaks wind ) Uh-oh. What do we have here? Hey, check it out. A little man. ( sniffs )
SAM: Oh, hello! You're not going to sit on me, are you? 
Come on! Wake up! Wake up! Dylan! 
Oh, come on, man. l was just dreaming that l was jamming out with McCartney. 
We couldn't see where we were last night, but look! 
BRlAN: Closer than we ever knew! 
DOOGAL: There's the carousel! Let's get down there and help Florence! 
Home, sweet frozen home! 
That diamond's got to be here somewhere. Be easier to find if some idiot hadn't frozen it solid! Oh...that was me. 
SAM: Zeebad! This wasteland isn't big enough for the both of us! 
Look, when l leave someone for dead, l expect them to die! You can't even do that right, can you? 
l haven't done anything right since l left the carousel. Now it's time to resume my post! 
You? You did something right on the carousel? 
lndeed, sir. Guarding it from the likes of you. 
( chuckles ) You, a guard! You couldn't guard against underarm odor. 
Well, personal hygiene in the field is difficult. But it's like Zebedee told me-- it's what's inside that counts. Charge! 
Just like old times, sir. No! 
The third diamond! lt's beautiful. And now it's mine. Something so priceless in someone so worthless. Oh, the irony! And now, it's time for the big chill. 
Zeebad! 
Huh? Ah, perfect. You're just in time for the grand finale! So long, sunshine! Heh heh heh! 
Florence! Ohh! Oh, no! Florence! Oh, no! This isn't how it was supposed to end! l was supposed to be your knight in furry armor. Oh! lf only l hadn't been so selfish and stupid! 
l guess this is it, Dylan. Bye-bye, Brian! 
Uh, Ermintrude... before we freeze, there's something l've been meaning to tell you. 
This guy...is seriously... messing with...the wrong... bunny! 
ERMlNTRUDE: You know that rabbit done lost his mind, right? 
Eat this, you twisted, jack-in-the-box freak! 
You! Take a chill pill, rabbit! 
Holy cow! 
Wait a minute! That's it! Ermintrude, sing! Sing as loud as you can! 
Sing?! You always puttin' down my voice, and now you want a concert? What, are you crazy? 
Doogal might be on to something. Yeah! Ermintrude, sing! 
lt's the end of the world, not karaoke night! 
Please, Ermintrude, sing! 
Fine! 
Aah! Who triggered the Emergency Broadcast System? Somebody turn her off! 
Yeah! 
Let's show him what this ragtag team can do. 
Eat ice! 
DOOGAL: Are those feet lucky? Run! 
ERMlNTRUDE: Let's jump the moon, Brian! 
Snail got your tongue? l just pooped my pants! Aah! Doopf! 
Dylan, heads up! Quick! 
Ow! Stupid frozen block! Whoa! My Axe-calibur! 
DOOGAL: lt's coming! 
Whoo-hoo! Batter up! 
No! 
lncoming! 
l got it! l got it! 
No. lt's mine. Mine! 
ERMlNTRUDE: And here l come! 
DYLAN: Bend it like Beckham, Ermie! 
ERMlNTRUDE: l'm Number One, Number One, Number One. Kick that! Two to nothing! The game's not over yet! BRlAN: Who's got me? Yaah! You're on the wrong team, Zeebad. All that's left is the third... 
ZEEBAD: Mine! 
DOOGAL: ...diamond! 
Called it! No do-overs. You know what you are? You're a big blue bully. BRlAN: He's right, you know. l think you're just lonely. Here comes a home run. No, you're out. DYLAN: l got it. You got it? Wait. Who's got it? Call it in the air. 
DOOGAL: lt's mine. 
DYLAN: Quick, get it. 
DOOGAL: Wait! l got it! 
Ha ha! Victory! Yes! 
So close and yet so... far out! 
Now it's closing time at the zoo. 
Not with our secret weapon-- Zebedee's magic box! . lt does-- doesn't work. 
Zebedee's toys can't help you now! 
DYLAN: That was awesome! 
Train! You made it! 
Uh-oh. 
Out of the way. l got us into this mess, and l'll get us out. 
TRAlN: Get it, Doogal!
NARRATOR: This was the moment when Doogal knew with absolute certainty that he had to rise to the occasion. 
We did it! We did it! 
DOOGAL: Yeah, we did it! l'll take a soda--no ice. - Whoo-hoo! 
TRAlN: Nice going! There's nothing like some hot singing for thawing things out. Feels great to be back in the sweet, sweet sunshine! Yeah! But...where's Florence? Florence? 
Coral: Oh, no! 
Florence! Florence, please wake up. Don't leave me like this. l ran across the entire world for you. l don't know what l'll do if l can't see your smile again.
DYLAN: Sorry, old buddy. 
No, it can't! She can't! Florence! My best friend Florence! ( sobs ) She moved! Hmm? - ( all gasp ) 
ERMlNTRUDE: She's alive! 
Oh, Florence! l thought l'd lost you forever! And l thought l'd lost you, too, Doogal. But you saved my life... and everyone else's. Oh, stop, please. lt's what any incredibly heroic dog would do, really. Oh. So...saving the world probably calls for a sweet reward. What? No, l've learned my lesson. l'm never touching another lollipop... or candy bar...or jelly bean... ( chuckles ) ( gasps ) But wait! Where's Zebedee? 
NARRATOR: As we all know, good magic never really dies. Ahh! And a good wizard will always bounce back. 
Zebedee! 
Bravo, my friends! l always knew you could do it! 
But we thought you were dead. 
Dead? Nonsense, Doogal. Everyone knows that after winter, it's time for spring! 
DOOGAL: Sam? But we can't trust him. 
Don't be too hard on him. Sam, too, was a victim of Zeebad's maniacal magic. lt's time for you to return where you belong, Sam.
Back in business! ''B'' to the ''izzy''! 
Coral: Let's go! 
Basil: Come on! Let's go to the carousel! 
FLORENCE: Come on! 
MOOSE: ( thinking ) Everything's back to normal, except me. All right! I'm back! That's one magic mustache! - Hey, Train, check me out. # I'm brown, it's my birthday # # I'm brown, it's my birthday # 
NARRATOR: With Zeebad defeated and the world finally safe... 
SAM: Hello, sir!
NARRATOR: ...our fellowship of unlikely heroes returned to their old lives, knowing their greatest weapon had been the simplest-- friendship, the one thing evil can never destroy. As for Doogal, nothing, not evil villains, not even a dangerous sweet tooth, would come between him and Florence ever again. 
FLORENCE: Doogal, let's go! 
Florence! 
One...two...three. 
DOOGAL: Oh! Not gonna catch me! 
FLORENCE: l got ya! 
DOOGAL: Hey, no fair! 
FLORENCE: Let's go see what everyone's up to. 
BRlAN: Hey, it's Doogal! Just in time for the picnic, of course. BRlAN: Whoa! 
DOOGAL: Hey, Florence, this is great! 
# Mr. Blue Sky is living here today # # Hey #
FLORENCE: Oh, Doogal. 
# Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why # # You had to hide # 
Catch, Doogal! 
Uh-oh, it's too high! Too high! No, l've got it! lt's mine! Comin' through! Hot dog! 
DOOGAL: Florence, let me try it again. l know l can catch it. 
ERMlNTRUDE: # Mr. Blue, you did it right # # But soon comes Mr. Night # # Creeping over # # Now his hand is on your shoulder # # Never mind # # l'll remember you this way # 
Doogal, are you ready? 
Just about, Florence. Okay, everybody get ready. Hope l set this right. All right, everybody say cheesecake. 
FLORENCE: I love you, Doogal.
DOOGAL: I love you too, Florence.
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