Ouchie the Urchin

Sir Checky Schmoo III, slave name Ouchie, is a minor recurring character on The Patrick Star Show who is Patrick Star's pet.
== Biography ==
Most of his background is unknown, but judging from a "sir" title in his name, he must've come from a royal family. He was separated from his family sometime before 1992, ending up in an animal pound. A sea star named Patrick took his home as his pet and renamed him to Ouchie. He unwillingly participated in making of The Patrick Show!, and even pretended to be its #1 fan so Patrick won't get upset. Some time later, he got fed up with Patrick's stupidity and ran away to Bass Vegas to get some bitches on his spikes.
He was later found dead on May 6, 2005 in front of the spot the Star family house was formerly located.
== Cause of death ==
His cause of death is disputed among the unfortunate fans of The Patrick Show!, with many theories circulating around.
=== Theories ===
# He was an outspoken spongeboomer, and killed himself after watching "Fear of a Krabby Patty/Shell of a Man".
# Patrick ignorantly stepped on him (despite the fact this would've been really painful).
# Patrick ignorantly ate him (despite the fact that his body was intact upon discovery).
# He faked his death to make Patrick guilty and is still residing in Bass Vegas.
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