Salty

Salty is a character that appears in Malibu Famliy as a main character.
== Early Life & Overview ==
=== Early Life ===
Salty had moved to Bumala around July 2021 and didn't really like it but as time went on, he was fine with it. On July 10 2021 Salty met Suri one of his fangirls and the other one is Sky obviously. Salty was really angry and upset when found out Suri has a crush on him and now he says it is going to be hell dealing with two of them.
=== Overview ===
Salty lives with his girlfriend Itsumi and it was not known where he lived but we now know where he lives because he had moved to a house that he was able to get because Pikachu gave him money to buy it, but it happened to be Incineroar's money and Pikachu being a pretty bad friend he stole it. Salty in his spare time he hangs out with Itsumi, and they go eat at Cole-Verse a lot for sometimes breakfast and lunch, but they usually go there at dinner time. And of course, he has sex with Itsumi pretty much every day but mainly at night time.
== Appearance ==
Salty is a young, light skinned person with white hair. He wears a grey sweater with a decal of a saltshaker shaking salt out of it, dark grey pants, white sneakers with black shoelaces, and grey goggles with a white trim.
== Personality ==
Salty is seemed to have the same behavior as Boyfriend. He has seemed to eat like a pig sometimes as seen in the Pikachu’s Games Episode where he has his brand-new house and makes a mess that he bought with his 10 million dollars. He does show a rude behavior and often says weird things especially show in The Kissing Game Chaos! He also sometimes embarrasses his girlfriend Itsumi in public, but he tries not to. He has a really nice side when he’s around Itsumi of course and tends to have sex with her every night and she doesn’t mind that which means she enjoys freaky nights all the time.
== Personality Traits ==
Weird
Toxic behavior
Rude
== Relationships ==
Relationships: Boyfriend (Rival) Itsumi (Girlfriend) Bitch Boy (Dog and Personal pet)
=== Itsumi ===
Salty of course loves Itsumi and does hang outs with all the time and go out to restaurants mainly Cole-Verse due to it being both of their favorite restaurants. They of course and is stated many times they have sex all the damn time. Overall due to them being a couple it is obviously a positive relationship.
==== Status: BF & GF, A loved couple ====
=== Boyfriend ===
Salty and Boyfriend aren't really in the best relationship but do tend to be friends but mainly as frenemies as they tend to fight a lot and argue over who's girl is better and even start getting into fights by attacking each other. They seemed to have a good time such as when they tried to get away from Sky and when they tried to get their dogs and girls from Mythra.
=== Status: Neutral ===
=== Sky ===
Salty hates Sky with a burning passion, mainly for simping on him and having bad memories with her such as when he kissed him, and try to date him. Salty also hates Sky’s stupidity especially when it comes to her relationship with Tricky and calling him her pet. When biggest reasons besides simping on him is the fact that Sky hates Itsumi and makes Salty very angry when somebody hates his girl. Overall Salty hates Sky with a burning passion.
==== Status: Arch Nemesis. ====
=== Suri ===
Salty’s second arch nemesis is Suri, mainly for her having a crush on him. Salty also highly dislikes her rude behavior towards everyone and hates the fact the person that she is nice the most is himself. Despite Suri not doing as many crazy things Sky has done to Salty, he still hates her a lot and claims one of the worst days of his life is when she came to Bumala in the episode (Salty’s New Fangirl!)
==== Status: Arch Nemesis ====
=== Pyra ===
Salty Does Like Pyra, mainly for her helping get his girlfriend Itsumi back when Mythra and Monika hid her from him in the episode (Mythra The Bully) he calls her the red one, this is most likely due to him forgetting her name a lot.
==== Status: In Good Terms ====
=== Mythra ===
Salty definitely hates Mythra, not as much as Sky and Suri but mainly for when kept Itsumi away from him and the one time in the episode (Salty’s New Fangirl!) When Mythra beat him up badly when he mentioned to Itsumi about banging her in front of Pyra without him noticing she was there. After the beat up he has never been angry towards her in his life. Salty hatred increased towards Mythra when she kept taking his Bitch Boy and Itsumi away from and her holding Bitch Boy way too tightly and hiding his girl from him.
==== Status: Enemies ====
== Likes & Dislikes ==
Likes: Itsumi, having sex with Itsumi, Boyfriend (Sometimes) eating like a pig sometimes.
Dislikes: Sky, Mythra, Suri, Tricky, Sonic.EXE, Lord X, Boyfriend’s parents, Girlfriend and Sky’s kissing game.
== Criminal Record ==
Larceny: Stole sleep medicine from a hospital.
== Extra Facts ==
Age: 19
Status: Alive
Voice Actor: Gabriella Garza
== Quotes ==
Let me take my hot bitch too!
(Gasp) Hot Bitch!
Man, why is it so hot in here…. I think I know Why! (Points At Itsumi)
Bitch Boy!!!!!
Babe we’ll get freaky tonight, okay?
Don’t come in Bitch Boy has a pimple on his dick.
Please sign my penis!
That hurt like Peter Griffin’s Ballsack!!!!
Where in the flying Captain Falcon did you get that!?!?
== Trivia ==
His favorite syrup for his pancakes and waffles is Mrs. Butterworth’s Syrup.
Salty and Itsumi's favorite restaurant is Cole-Verse and go out together there alot. 
== Gallery ==
File:Salty SSN.jpg|Salty’s Original Appearance
Category:Characters