Erogenous Zones

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In episode 5 of season 1, Allie and Lyndsay made the joke that Snape would have some strange ideas about which parts of a woman's body are erogenous. Starting from the temple, he'd work down over the bridge of the nose and "camp out" there for awhile before meandering down to the chin. At this point there was only actually a mention of Hermione's temple in the story and the hosts had just joked about other erogenous zones according to Snape, however their joke quickly became prophetic.
Later in the episode, Allie joked that she thinks Snape would go straight to anal sex and Lyndsay pointed out that his erogenous zones are 1) temple, 2) chin, and 3) butthole. The story continues with knuckle caressing and kissing, which were duly added to the map.He kissed the knuckle of her index finger tenderly, surrounding it with his warm mouth and suckling it gently before moving up her finger to the next knuckle and kissing it. He then moved to the top knuckle and repeated the kiss, turning her hand slightly. He then kissed the tops of all four fingers and turned her palm to face him. He pressed his lips to the fleshy mound beneath the thumb, his mouth moist and warm against the inner skin. ~ Chapter 5 of In the Prefect's Bathroom by Ms-FiggBy the end of the episode, Snape had mapped all of the following areas as erogenous on a woman's body:"I love the scent and feel and taste of a woman. I worship the landscape of her body, especially the parts taken for granted, like the crook of her arm, or the sensitive flesh of her armpit—the back of her knees, the sweep of her spine, the curve of her ankle, the arch of her foot—so many special places generally ignored." ~ Chapter 5 of In the Prefect's Bathroom by Ms-Figg
Allie advocated adding the bridge of the nose because it "just feels right", however Lyndsay opted to stay true to the text and, as such, the bridge of the nose does not seem to have been included in the diagram that was drawn up.
== Mentioned in ==
* S01E05 - You Don't Like BJs?!
* S01E06 - Worship Takes Time
* S01E07 - 45 Minutes of Kissing
* S02E01 - Love Potion No. 9 3/4
* Potterotica LIVE!: Le Threesome
* Patreon Q2E3 - Rising from the Asses
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