Logos on Strike/Transcript

==The escape==
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:: You can be sure...
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:: Cut! Where'd that "Sure" go? We can't have the "You can be sure..." slogan without the "Sure".
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:: Hot Dog & Jambo will not be seen this morning, so that we may bring you the following...
:: Excuse me, I need to take a dump. 
:: Wait for me, "H"! 
:: Well, if "H" and "D" are leaving, so am I! 
:: Alright! We'll wait for "H", "D" and "J" to return.
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:: Sit, Ubu, sit!  ...Good dog!
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:: Cut! Cut! Cut! That's supposed to be a frisbee in Ubu's mouth, not a "Sure". Get that "Sure" outta here!
:: Whoops! I can't play with you anymore, doggy. Gotta scram! 
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:: Hot Dog & Jambo will not be seen--
:: You're damn right we won't be seen, I'm outta here! 
:: I'm right behind you, "Hot"! 
:: Wait for me, you two! 
:: What about the special announcement? I'm not sleeping with that protester again!
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:: This is Conrad Nagel suggesting you to keep your eye on this eye,
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:: --the CBS Television Network.
: : Yikes! The eye has gone blank. Don't you just stand there, find a repairman.
==The union of logos==
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:: Logos of the world, unite! We're all going on strike!
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:: We are coming out in support of you, "Sure".
:: They've gone tyrannical after the Republicans took the House of Representatives in Washington.
:: If you guys, are forming a union, count me in!
::  I'm glad to see you guys showing some spirit. Corporate tyranny has no place in Logoland.
::  Logos of the world, arise! You have nothing to lose but yourselves. Union! Union! Union!
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:: Hey, what's going on?!
:: For your information, the GOP is considering legislation to ban striking and unionizing.
:: They're unfair! The president will veto such legislation if it gets to his desk.
:: Said "veto" will be overridden and America will be a "Right to Work" nation.
:: If there's an override, it will go to court and we will win! Union! Union! Union!
:: Thorough GOP influence will be upheld. Right to work! Right to work Right to work!
:: Hell no, we won't go! Hell no, we won't go! All together now! What do we want?
:: Union.
:: When do we want it?
:: Now!
:: Go back to work, or you're all under arrest for seditious conspiracy!
:: You heard him! "Right to work!" is not a rip-off, it is forever.
:: Freedom must trump tyranny, or everything goes to hell. Others are joining the fight right now.
==Somewhere else in different studios==
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:: Cut! NBC Snake, get back together now!
:: Not until our brother and sister logos are allowed to have a union. 
:: Ditto for me! 
:: Me too. 
:: Call out the riot squad!
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:: Hey! Where are you going? Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm calling the cops. It's against the law for logos to go on strike.
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:: Now where did that HB go? If I find out he's joined the protest, I'll call out the national guard.
== More union of logos ==
:: Alright. We've got more logos on our side. Come right in, NBC Snake, and join the party. Hi there, S from Hell. What's new? Welcome to the family, Zooming HB from 1968. Wave your rights' flag high. Union! Union! Union!
:: There they are, general. Give the command to fire.
: : Stand by, troops. Ready... Aim...
: : Wait. Hold your fire! The supreme court has ruled that logos can belong to unions and the companies they belong to can let them work for more money.
:: Is this true?
:: Yes, this is true.
:: Alright! We can go back to work for more money.
:: That's right! We know when we're licked.
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