逆罪行進曲 (Gyakuzai Koushinkyoku)

==Alternate Versions==
==Lyrics==
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Japanese 	Romaji 	English
進めよ、進め 	susume yo, susume 	Advance, advance!
二人きり。 	futarikiri. 	It's just the two of us.
弐　壱　参 	ni ichi san 	Two, one, three.
二人の行進、歩いてパレヱド。 	futari no koushin aruite pareedo. 	A march of two, walking along in a parade.
告白された物は永遠か？ 	kokuhaku sareta mono wa eien ka? 	Will what was confessed last forever?
 	 	
甘美の言葉を交代で吐いて 	kanbi no kotoba o koutai de haite 	We exchanged sweet words
火葬場に築いた砂作りの城。 	kasouba ni kizuita sunazukuri no shiro. 	And built a sand castle on the crematorium.
 	 	
錆びた夜に、鳴り響く星空でお眠りなさひ。 	sabita yoru ni narihibiku hoshizora de onemurinasai. 	In a rusted night, fall asleep under the noisy, starry sky.
有り触れた春を踏み→見つけたから。 	arifureta haru o fumi→mitsuketa kara. 	Since when we stepped into a mundane spring, → we discovered it.
 	 	
続かない幸せも、今だけの幸せか。 	tsuzukanai shiawase mo ima dake no shiawase ka. 	This happiness will not last, I suppose you could call it a temporary happiness.
これだけの幸せを花束にしやう。 	kore dake no shiawase o hanataba ni shiyou. 	So let us turn this temporary happiness into a bouquet of flowers.
 	 	
それだけの幸せ束ねたら 	sore dake no shiawase tabanetara 	After turning that temporary happiness into a bouquet,
無くさぬやうに柩にしまおう。 	nakusanu you ni hitsugi ni shimaou. 	Let's put it into a coffin so that we won’t lose it.
そして隠さう　誰にも奪われ無ぁいやうに。 	soshite kakusou dare ni mo ubawarenaai you ni. 	And let’s hide it away, so no one will take it away from us.
 	 	
絶え間なく続いた葬列は 	taemanaku tsuzuita souretsu wa 	The funeral procession kept going on and on,
やっとあすこで途切れるやうです。 	yatto asoko de togireru you desu. 	But it seemed like it's finally stopped somewhere.
 	 	
嘘の涙で別れを告げる時には 	uso no namida de wakare o tsugeru toki ni wa 	When we bid farewell with fake tears,
その手で燃やさうか。 	sono te de moyasou ka. 	Will you burn it all with your own hands?
 	 	
進めや、進め。 	susume ya, susume. 	Advance already, advance.
二人きりで進め。 	futarikiri de susume. 	Advance with me, just the two of us.
道無き道を 	michinaki michi o 	Let's advance together
二人で進め。 	futari de susume. 	Along this unbeaten path.
着かず離れずで 	tsukazu hanarezu de 	If we go and advance,
進んで行けば 	susunde ikeba 	Maintaining a reasonable distance,
行き着く先には 	ikitsuku saki ni wa 	Who will be waiting
誰ですか? 	dare desu ka? 	At our destination?
 	 	
穏やかな切情　胸中の感情。 	odayaka na setsujou kyouchuu no kanjou. 	This calm, ardent love, the feelings deep in my chest.
重ねた心の体温か。 	kasaneta kokoro no taion ka. 	Perhaps this is warmth from the emotions I've felt over and over again.
 	 	
降り積もりますは、一時の人生。 	furitsumorimasu wa, ichiji no jinsei. 	What comes of it is a momentary life.
高邁な理想に後悔、と。 	koumai na risou ni koukai, to. 	Along with our regrets over our lofty ideals.
 	 	
使い古し　捨てられた　玩具のやうに 	tsukaifurushi suterareta omocha no you ni 	It got old, and was thrown away like a toy.
弄び　汚れてしまえば　また新しい物を。 	moteasobi yogorete shimaeba mata atarashii mono o. 	If you play with it until it gets dirty, then just go get a new one.
 	 	
何度でも繰り返す　いつまでも続くだらう。 	nando demo kurikaesu itsu made mo tsuzuku darou. 	How long is this endless cycle gonna go on.
限りがあるのならば　もぉすぐ終わるよ。 	kagiri ga aru no naraba mou sugu owaru yo. 	If there's any limit to it, then let it end now.
 	 	
これだけの時間を無駄にしても 	kore dake no jikan o muda ni shite mo 	To still chase after something when you know it's a waste of time
また求めてしまうのが人で。 	mata motomete shimau no ga hito de. 	is to be human.
 	 	
軽はずみの言葉で　御決まりの台詞を囁ぁいてる。 	karuhazumi no kotoba de okimari no serifu o sasayaaiteru. 	With thoughtless words, I whisper the same old lines.
これほどの苦痛の中でさえも　まだ求めうやうだ。 	korehodo no kutsuu no naka de sae mo mada motomete shimau you da.	Even though I feel this much pain already, I still find myself chasing after more.
 	 	
頭の中に開いた　たゞの小さな傷でも 	atama no naka ni hiraita tada no chiisana kizu demo 	I've got a small head wound here;
大きく開いて　見せて！ 	ookiku hiraite misete! 	Let me see you make it bigger!
 	 	
またひとつ嘘を吐くこの口は 	mata hitotsu uso o tsuku kono kuchi wa 	Another lie falls from my lips,
人を偽る事を知らぬ。 	hito o itsuwaru koto o shiranu. 	Though they know not how to deceive.
 	 	
お見通しのその顔 	omitooshi no sono kao 	You've got a face like you can see right through me,
すぐに崩れ去るやうな物だらう。 	sugu ni kuzuresaru you na mono darou. 	But your expression looks like it could collapse at any moment.
 	 	
進み続けてゐる秒針に 	susumitsuzukete iru byoushin ni 	Begging on the moving second hand of the clock,
祈りを捧げまたパレヱド。 	inori o sasage mata pareedo. 	Wish that we can continue our journey.
 	 	
ふたりだけの行進 	futari dake no koushin 	This is a march of only the two of us,
いつかは三人目が現れ 	itsuka wa sannin me ga araware 	Though eventually, a third person appears.
 	 	
またも繰り返すよ。 	mata mo kurikaesu yo. 	And so the cycle repeats.
左様なら 	sayounara 	Farewell.
さやうなら 	sayounara 	Goodbye.
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Japanese 	Romaji 	English
恥の多い生涯を送ってきました。 	haji no ooi shougai o okutte kimashita. 	I've lived a life of great shame.
自分には人間の生活が見当もつかないのです。 	jibun ni wa ningen no seikatsu ga kentou mo tsukanai no desu. 	The fact is that I haven't got the foggiest idea of human life.
 	 	
貧乳だけど、呼んだ? 	hinnyuu dakedo, yonda? 	I'm flat chested, but he called anyway?
1.09 AM Oct 8th Twitter for Iphoneから 	1.09 AM Oct 8th Twitter for Iphone kara 	1:09 AM Oct 8th, from Twitter for iPhone
 	 	
なんだかアタシ、太宰さんの子供なら生めそうな気がするの 	nandaka atashi, dazai-san no kodomo nara umesou na ki ga suru no 	I get the feeling somehow that I could bear a kid if it was Dazai-san's.
２０１０年９月３０日　００：４３：２１JST　webから 	2010-nen 9-gatsu 30-nichi 00:43:21 JST web kara 	2010 September 30th 00:43:21 Japan Standard Time, from the web
 	 	
今むしょうに太宰先生とべろちゅーしたい気分。 	ima mushou ni dazai-sensei to berochuu shitai kibun. 	I'm in the mood now to french Dazai-sensei free of charge.
１０：４９　PM　Sep 28th webから 	10:49 PM Sep 28th web kara 	10:49 PM Sep 28th, from the web
 	 	
独りＳＭでもしようと思ったけどロープがないわ。駄目じゃん。 	hitori SM demo shiyou to omotta kedo roopu ga nai wa. dame jan. 	I thought I'd try to do some solo S&M or something, but I haven't got any rope. Sux.
２０１０年９月２６日　２３：３０：２５JST　webから 	2010-nen 9-gatsu 26-nichi 23:30:25 JST web kara 	2010 September 26th 23:30:25 Japan Standard Time, from the web
 	 	
はいそうですナルシストでマゾヒストであります。 	hai sou desu narushisuto de mazohisuto de arimasu. 	Yep, that's right, I'm a narcissist and a masochist.
１１：４２　PM　Sep ６th webから 	11:42 PM Sep 6th web kara 	11:42 PM Sep 6th, from the web
 	 	
コーヒーゼリーかと思って冷蔵庫から取り出したら、もずくだった件。 	koohii zerii ka to omotte reizouko kara toridashitara, mozuku datta ken. 	The issue is that when I thought, "I've got coffee jelly" and took it out of the fridge, it was actually mozuku.
1.0３ AM Oct １ｓｔ Twitter for Iphoneから 	1.03 AM Oct 1st Twitter for Iphone kara 	1:03 AM Oct 1st, from Twitter for iPhone
 	 	
おわかれ致します。 	omaware itashimasu. 	I shall part with you now.
あなたは、噓ばかりついていました。 	anata wa, uso bakari tsuite imashita. 	You have told me nothing but lies.
ラブ・レターで風呂をわかして 	rabu retaa de furo o wakashite 	I think there's this man who heated his bath
はいった男があるそうでそ。 	haitta otoko ga aru sou deso. 	By burning love letters and stepped in.
 	 	
マチゲリタの人生は「誕生→厨二→いじめられっ子→厨二→ジャニーズ→魔法使い→死」です。 	machigerita no jinsei wa "tanjou→chuuni→ijimerarekko→chuuni→janiizu→mahoutsukai→shi" desu.	Machigerita's life goes like "birth→edgelord→bullied→edgelord→handsome→wizard→death".
http://shindanmaker.com/52914 #lifetter 	http://shindanmaker.com/52914 #lifetter 	http://shindanmaker.com/52914 #lifetter
２０１０年10月３日　15：14：04JST　webから 	2010-nen 10-gatsu 3-nichi 15:14:04 JST web kara 	2010 October 3rd 15:14:04 Japan Standard Time, from the web
 	 	
０歳とか１歳頃、ふすまに頭をがんがんぶつけて大爆笑してたそうです。 	0-sai toka 1-sai koro, fusuma ni atama o gangan butsukete daibakushou shiteta sou desu. 	When I was a year old, or younger, whatever, apparently I'd smash my head into the fusuma and roar with laughter.
なんなんだ俺。 	nan nanda ore. 	What the hell is wrong with me.
２０１０年10月３日　23：59：33JST　webから 	2010-nen 10-gatsu 3-nichi 23:59:33 JST web kara 	2010 October 3rd 23:59:33 Japan Standard Time, from the web
 	 	
最近の趣味が「ゲーム買うだけ」になってる 	saikin no shumi ga "geemu kau dake" ni natteru 	Lately, my hobbies have morphed into "just buying games".
２０１０年10月３日　１７：３７：２４JST　webから 	2010-nen 10-gatsu 3-nichi 17:37:24 JST web kara 	2010 October 3rd 17:37:24 Japan Standard Time, from the web
 	 	
ごめんちょっと３ＤＳのラブプラスはたぶん買っちゃう(*´д｀*) 	gomen chotto 3DS no rabu purasu wa tabun kacchau (*´д｀*) 	Sorry, but I might end up buying LovePlus for the 3DS in a little bit. (*´д｀*)
2：07　AM Sep 30th　webから 	2:07 AM Sep 30th web kara 	2:07 AM Sep 30th, from the web
 	 	
もはや、自分は、完全に、 	mohaya, jibun wa, kanzen ni, 	It's final—I myself
人間で無くなりました。 	ningen de nakunarimashita. 	Am no longer human.
 	 	
まさに廃人。 	masa ni haijin. 	Clearly, I'm an invalid.
 	 	
真知下家 	shinchi shitaya 	This is a lean-to of Buddha's wisdom.
AKB 	AKB 	AKB48
KBG 	KBG 	KBG
憲兵隊 	kenpeitai 	Military police regiment
二人の行進、歩いてパレヱド。 	futari no koushin aruite pareedo. 	A march of two, walking along in a parade.
告白された物は永遠か？ 	kokuhaku sareta mono wa eien ka? 	Will what was confessed last forever?
 	 	
そこから部屋の中が見えます。 	soko kara heya no naka ga miemasu. 	One can see the inside of the room from there.
 	 	
電気がついたままで、 	denki ga tsuita mama de, 	With the power on,
二匹の動物がいました。 	nibiki no doubutsu ga imashita. 	There were two animals present.
 	 	
冬並みの寒さにくっついてるあるく男女の間を無理矢理通ってやりたい。 	fuyunami no samusa ni kuttsuiteru aruku danjo no ma o muriyari tootte yaritai. 	I wanna shove my way through the gap between the men and women who cling to each other from the cold every winter as they walk.
６：２４ PM Oct ２６th Twitter for Iphoneから 	6:24 PM Oct 26th Twitter for Iphone kara 	6:24 PM Oct 26th, from Twitter for iPhone
 	 	
このあいだガストのメニュー、 	kono aida gasuto no menyuu, 	Here's Gusto's menu right now.
ピザ見たら例によって「マチゲリータ」と空見たしたよ！ 	piza mitara rei ni yotte "machigeriita" to soramita shita yo! 	As usual, when I saw the pizza, I pretended to see "margherita" as "Machigerita"!
1：10　AM　Oct 16th webから 	1:10 AM Oct 16th web kara 	1:10 AM Oct 16th, from the web
 	 	
すごいなあ、ガストのメニューにも載るようになっちゃって。 	sugoi naa, gasuto no menyuu ni mo noru you ni nacchatte. 	Doesn't that blow your mind? It's like I'm even mentioned on Gusto's menu.
２０１０年10月１６日　０１：１１：２９JST　webから 	2010-nen 10-gatsu 16-nichi 01:11:29 JST web kara 	2010 October 16th 01:11:29 Japan Standard Time, from the web
 	 	
おはようございます、ぼくとつきあってください 	ohayou gozaimasu, boku to tsukiatte kudasai 	Good morning, please go out with me.
８：５４　AM　Oct ２５th TwitBirdから 	8:54 AM Oct 25th TwitBird kara 	8:54 AM Oct 25th, from TwitBird
 	 	
面倒事は嫌いだけど、 	mendougoto wa kirai dakedo, 	I hate to be a bother,
イチャイチャしたいし、キュンキュンもしたいですよｗ 	ichaicha shitai shi, kyunkyun mo shitai desu yo w 	But I wanna make out with you, I want my heart to feel like it's being squeezed lol
９：３９　AM　Oct ２４th webから 	9:39 AM Oct 24th web kara 	9:39 AM Oct 24th, from the web
 	 	
T〇NGAケーキくぃｔ…げぶっ 	T〇NGA keeki kuit...gebu 	I want to eat a cake that looks like a TENGA product...drool...
２０１０年10月１２日　１６：４７：１４JST　Twitter for Iphoneから 	2010-nen 10-gatsu 12-nichi 16:47:14 JST Twitter for Iphone kara 	2010 October 12th 16:47:14 Japan Standard Time, from Twitter for iPhone
 	 	
甘美の言葉を交代で吐いて 	kanbi no kotoba o koutai de haite 	We exchanged sweet words
火葬場に築いた砂作りの城。 	kasouba ni kizuita sunazukuri no shiro. 	And built a sand castle on the crematorium.
マチ子 	machiko 	Machiko
 	 	
錆びた夜に、鳴り響く星空でお眠りなさひ。 	sabita yoru ni narihibiku hoshizora de onemurinasai. 	In a rusted night, fall asleep under the noisy, starry sky.
有り触れた春を踏み→見つけたから。 	arifureta haru o fumi→mitsuketa kara. 	Since when we stepped into a mundane spring, → we discovered it.
 	 	
続かない幸せも、今だけの幸せか。 	tsuzukanai shiawase mo ima dake no shiawase ka. 	This happiness will not last, I suppose you could call it a temporary happiness.
イッラマイソマス 	irramaisomasu 	WELCOME.
これだけの幸せを花束にしやう。 	kore dake no shiawase o hanataba ni shiyou. 	So let us turn this temporary happiness into a bouquet of flowers.
 	 	
それだけの幸せ束ねたら 	sore dake no shiawase tabanetara 	After turning that temporary happiness into a bouquet,
無くさぬやうに柩にしまおう。 	nakusanu you ni hitsugi ni shimaou. 	Let's put it into a coffin so that we won’t lose it.
そして隠さう　誰にも奪われ無ぁいやうに。 	soshite kakusou dare ni mo ubawarenaai you ni. 	And let’s hide it away, so no one will take it away from us.
 	 	
絶え間なく続いた葬列は 	taemanaku tsuzuita souretsu wa 	The funeral procession kept going on and on,
やっとあすこで途切れるやうです。 	yatto asoko de togireru you desu. 	But it seemed like it's finally stopped somewhere.
 	 	
嘘の涙で別れを告げる時には 	uso no namida de wakare o tsugeru toki ni wa 	When we bid farewell with fake tears,
その手で燃やさうか。 	sono te de moyasou ka. 	Will you burn it all with your own hands?
 	 	
だからさ、ね、おねがい。 	dakara sa, ne, onegai. 	Listen, like I said, I'm begging you.
 	 	
キスしてあげようか。 	kisu shite ageyou ka. 	Shall I give you a kiss?
 	 	
膝枕してもらったことはあげるけど、寝ちゃったことないな 	hizamakura shite moratta koto wa ageru kedo, nechatta koto nai na 	Though I'm letting you lay your head in my lap, I couldn't completely doze off.
緊張して眠れないんだよね 	kinchou shite nemurenai nda yo ne 	I'm tense and I can't sleep.
約５時間前　TwitBird iPadから 	yaku 5-jikan mae TwitBird iPad kara 	~5 hours ago, from TwitBird iPad
 	 	
膝枕したこともあるなあ、うふふ 	hizamakura shita koto mo aru naa, ufufu 	I even used your lap as a pillow, teehee.
約５時間前　TwitBird iPadから 	yaku 5-jikan mae TwitBird iPad kara 	~5 hours ago, from TwitBird iPad
 	 	
ローソン入ったら床がゲロまみれだったよ！ 	rooson haittara yuka ga gero mamire datta yo! 	So I go into Lawson, and the floor's splattered with puke!
チーズとチキンの匂いだったよ！ 	chiizu to chikin no nioi datta yo! 	It reeks of cheese and chicken!
１０：３８　ＰM　Oct １５th モバツイから 	10:38 PM Oct 15th mobatsui kara 	10:38 PM Oct 15th, from MovaTwitter
 	 	
不覚にも入った瞬間に「ん、美味しそう」とおもってしまった。 	fukaku ni mo haitta shunkan ni "n, oishisou" to omotte shimatta. 	Y'know, the moment I walk in, I'm unconsciously thinking, "Oh, smells delish."
床見たらゲロだった。 	yuka mitara gero datta. 	I look at the floor and it's puke.
１０：４４　ＰM　Oct １５th モバツイから 	10:44 PM Oct 15th mobatsui kara 	10:44 PM Oct 15th, from MovaTwitter
 	 	
でかけりゃいいってモンじゃないよ！ 	dekakerya ii tte mon ja nai yo! 	Bigger isn't always better, you know!
２０１０年10月２４日　１６：２０：１９JST　webから 	2010-nen 10-gatsu 24-nichi 16:20:19 JST web kara 	2010 October 24th 16:20:19 Japan Standard Time, from the web
 	 	
「あ、右腕負傷した」が「あ、童貞卒業した」に見えた… 	"a, migiude fushou shita" ga "a, doutei sotsugyou shita" ni mieta... 	"Ah, my right arm's injured" seemed like "Ah, I've quit being a virgin"...
９：５９　ＰM　Oct ２６th webから 	9:59 PM Oct 26th web kara 	9:59 PM Oct 26th, from the web
 	 	
死にたい、いっそ、死にたい、 	shinitai, isso, shinitai, 	I wanna die, I'd rather die,
もう取り返しがつかないんだ。 	mou torikaeshi ga tsukanai nda. 	There's no way I can recover from this now.
 	 	
どんな事をしても、何をしても、 	donna koto o shite mo, nani o shite mo, 	Whichever thing I do, whatever I do,
駄目になるだけなんだ。 	dame ni naru dake nanda. 	I just end up useless.
 	 	
人間失格を読み返した。 	ningen shikkaku o yomikaeshita. 	I reread No Longer Human.
いずれ僕が奥さん持っても絶対そら豆は茹でさせいなと誓った。 	izure boku ga oku-san motte mo soramame wa yudesase i na to chikatta. 	I swore that I wouldn't let my wife (if I ever get one sooner or later) boil fava beans.
５：３９　ＰM　Oct ３th webから 	5:39 PM Oct 3th web kara 	5:39 PM Oct 3rd, from the web
 	 	
そら豆は僕が茹でる。 	soramame wa boku ga yuderu. 	As for the fava beans, I'll boil them.
５：３９　ＰM　Oct ３th webから 	5:39 PM Oct 3th web kara 	5:39 PM Oct 3rd, from the web
 	 	
え、えっちじゃないです！ぼくはえっちじゃないです！ 	e, ecchi ja nai desu! boku wa ecchi ja nai desu! 	This isn't p-perverted! I'm not a perv!
６：３９　AM　Oct ２８th TwitBird iPadから 	6:39 AM Oct 28th TwitBird iPad kara 	6:39 AM Oct 28th, from TwitBird iPad
 	 	
「おなかいっぱい」がなぜか自動で短縮されて「おっぱい」に見えた。 	"onaka ippai" ga nazeka jidou de tanshuku sarete "oppai" ni mieta. 	It looked like "I'm full to bursting" is automatically shortened to "full bust".
僕の眼球優れものだな。 	boku no gankyuu sugure mono da na. 	I guess my eyeballs are just superior.
１：０４　ＰM　Oct １６th webから 	1:04 PM Oct 16th web kara 	1:04 PM Oct 16th, from the web
 	 	
奥さんは、黙って自分に一箱、 	oku-san wa, damatte jibun ni hitohako, 	Shut up, woman, bring me the box.
手渡しました。 	tewatashimashita. 	She handed it over.
 	 	
酒をくれ、金はない。 	sake o kure, kane wa nai. 	Gimme some sake, I can't pay.
 	 	
僕は、女のいないところに行くんだ。 	boku wa, onna no inai tokoro ni iku nda. 	I'm going somewhere without women.
 	 	
この野郎、キスしてやるぞ。 	kono yarou, kisu shite yaru zo. 	This prick, kissing you like that.
 	 	
おうちの食卓こそがファミリーレストランなのさ。 	ouchi no shokutaku koso ga famirii resutoran nano sa. 	My dining table in particular is a family restaurant.
１：０６　AM　Oct １６th webから　machigerita宛 	1:06 AM Oct 16th web kara machigerita ate 	1:06 AM Oct 16th, from the web, @machigerita
 	 	
ふっ、うまいこと言ったぜ。 	fu, umai koto to itta ze. 	Oof, I told you it was tasty!
１：０６　AM　Oct １６th webから 	1:06 AM Oct 16th web kara 	1:06 AM Oct 16th, from the web
 	 	
そういえば昨日はスカイプで可愛い可愛いって口説かれた。 	sou ieba kinou wa sukaipu de kawaii kawaii tte kudokareta. 	Come to think of it, yesterday I got hit on over Skype by someone telling me I was sooo adorable.
3:11 PM Oct 26th Twitter for Iphoneから 	3:11 PM Oct 26th Twitter for Iphone kara 	3:11 PM Oct 26th, from Twitter for iPhone
 	 	
口説かれたっていうか、連呼されたｗｗ 	kudokareta tte iu ka, renko sareta ww 	I mean, I said hit on, but it was really more like getting chanted at lol
ミズマルに(´д｀) 	mizumaru ni (´д｀) 	And by Mizumaru too (´д｀)
3:11 PM Oct 26th Twitter for Iphoneから 	3:11 PM Oct 26th Twitter for Iphone kara 	3:11 PM Oct 26th, from Twitter for iPhone
 	 	
これは、お前、カルモチンじゃない。 	kore wa, omae, karumochin ja nai. 	This is some Calmotin for you.
ヘノモチン、という。 	henomochin, to iu. 	It's called Henomotin.
 	 	
たのむよ、奥さん。 	tanomu yo, oku-san. 	I'm begging you, wife.
キスしてあげよう 	kisu shite ageyou 	Give me a kiss.
 	 	
そして一人、また一人と彼をｍ９するのであった。 	soshite hitori, mata hitori to kare o m9 suru no de atta. 	Then I was alone, and when I was alone again, I shot him with a Beretta M9.
４：４５ PM Oct 2７th Twitter for Iphoneから 	4:45 PM Oct 27th Twitter for Iphone kara 	4:45 PM Oct 27th, from Twitter for Iphone
 	 	
壁|･ ω ･)チラッ 	kabe|･ ω ･) chira 	wall|･ ω ･) whoops
１１：５０　ＰM　Oct ２２th webから 	11:50 PM Oct 22th web kara 	11:50 PM Oct 22nd, from the web
 	 	
中学のときおもちゃのライトセイバーでちゃんばらしてたよ！独りで！ 	chuugaku no toki omocha no raitoseibaa de chanbara shiteta yo! hitori de! 	In junior high, I did sword fighting with a toy lightsaber! By myself!
約１６時間前　webから 	yaku 16-jikan mae web kara 	~16 hours ago, from the web
 	 	
太宰bot欲しいな。 	dazai bot hoshii na. 	Someone make a Dazai bot.
1:17 AM Oct 27th webから 	1:17 AM Oct 27th web kara 	1:17 AM Oct 27th, from the web
 	 	
私は胃がよわいのだ 	watashi wa i ga yowai no da 	I've got a weak stomach.
１０：３５　AM　Oct ２５th モバツイから 	10:35 AM Oct 25th mobatsui kara 	10:35 AM Oct 25th, from MovaTwitter
 	 	
失敬するぜ、わるいけど。 	shikkei suru ze, warui kedo. 	It's bad, but I'm gonna be rude.
 	 	
穏やかな切情　胸中の感情。 	odayaka na setsujou kyouchuu no kanjou. 	This calm, ardent love, the feelings deep in my chest.
重ねた心の体温か。 	kasaneta kokoro no taion ka. 	Perhaps this is warmth from the emotions I've felt over and over again.
 	 	
不安でいけないんです。 	fuan de ikenai ndesu. 	You mustn't be anxious.
 	 	
こわくて、とても、だめなんです。 	kowakute, totemo, dame nan desu. 	I'm scared, really, this isn't good.
 	 	
一夫多妻制！一夫多妻制！キャッキャ！めんどくさそう！ 	ipputasaisei! ipputasaisei! kyakkya! mendokusasou! 	Polygyny! Polygyny! I'm howlin' like a monkey! What a pain in the ass!
１０：27　AM　Oct ２7th webから 	10:27 AM Oct 27th web kara 	10:27 AM Oct 27th, from the web
 	 	
「trick a treat!お菓子くれないと…あの…その…悪戯しちゃうから… / / /」 	"trick a treat! okashi kurenai to...ano...sono...itazura shichau kara... / / /" 	"Trick or treat! Give us something good to eat, or we'll...uh...yeah...we'll prank you real bad... / / /"
とか可愛い子言われたら意地でもお菓子渡さない。 	toka kawaii ko iwaretara iji demo okashi watasanai. 	Or whatever it is those cute kids tell you. I still won't give up my candy, no matter how stubborn they are.
１１：４２　ＰM　Oct ２５th webから 	11:42 PM Oct 25th web kara 	11:42 PM Oct 25th, from the web
 	 	
風吹けば　停まってしまうよ　内房線 	kaze fukeba tomatte shimau yo uchibousen 	If the wind blows, the Uchibou Line stops moving.
３：２７　ＰM　Oct ２７th webから 	3:27 PM Oct 27th web kara 	3:27 PM Oct 27th, from the web
 	 	
おっぱいこわいお。'' 	oppai kowai o. 	Boobs are scary.
きっと乳製品嫌いなのも巨乳嫌いなのも同じところからきてるんだね。 	kitto nyuuseihin kirai na no mo kyonyuu kirai na no mo onaji tokoro kara kiteru nda ne. 	My dislike of dairy products and my dislike of big breasts are definitely coming from the same place.
１：０４　AM　Oct １６th webから 	1:04 AM Oct 16th web kara 	1:04 AM Oct 16th, from the web
 	 	
僕の膝枕はやわらかいので 	boku no hizamakura wa yawarakai no de 	Your lap is soft when I use it as a pillow.
きっと気持ちがいいものだとおもいます 	kitto kimochi ga ii mono da to omoimasu 	Surely you must think this is something that feels good.
約１６時間前　TwitBird iPadから 	yaku 16-jikan mae TwitBird iPad kara 	~16 hours ago, from TwitBird iPad
 	 	
ただ、一さいは過ぎていきます。 	tada, issai wa sugite ikimasu. 	Everything just keeps on being too much.
 	 	
降り積もりますは、一時の人生。 	furitsumorimasu wa, ichiji no jinsei. 	What comes of it is a momentary life.
高邁な理想に後悔、と。 	koumai na risou ni koukai, to. 	Along with our regrets over our lofty ideals.
 	 	
使い古し　捨てられた　玩具のやうに 	tsukai furushi suterareta omocha no yau ni 	It got old, and was thrown away like a toy.
弄び　汚れてしまえば　また新しい物を。 	moteasobi yogorete shimaeba mata atarashii mono o. 	If you play with it until it gets dirty, then just go get a new one.
 	 	
何度でも繰り返す　いつまでも続くだらう。 	nando demo kurikaesu itsu made mo tsuzuku darou. 	How long is this endless cycle gonna go on.
ニゲタワナール 	nigeta wa naaru 	I've escaaaped.
限りがあるのならば　もぉすぐ終わるよ。 	kagiri ga aru no naraba mou sugu owaru yo. 	If there's any limit to it, then let it end now.
 	 	
これだけの時間を無駄にしても 	kore dake no jikan o muda ni shite mo 	To still chase after something when you know it's a waste of time
また求めてしまうのが人で。 	mata motomete shimau no ga hito de. 	Is to be human.
 	 	
軽はずみの言葉で　御決まりの台詞を囁ぁいてる。 	karuhazumi no kotoba de okimari no serifu o sasayaaiteru. 	With thoughtless words, I whisper the same old lines.
これほどの苦痛の中でさえも　まだ求めてしまうやうだ。 	kore hodo no kutsuu no naka de sae mo mada motomete shimau you da. 	Even though I feel this much pain already, I still find myself chasing after more.
 	 	
頭の中に開いた　たゞの小さな傷でも 	atama no naka ni hiraita tada no chiisana kizu demo 	I've got a small head wound here;
大きく開いて　見せて！ 	ookiku hiraite misete! 	Let me see you make it bigger!
 	 	
またひとつ嘘を吐くこの口は 	mata hitotsu uso o tsuku kono kuchi wa 	Another lie falls from my lips,
人を偽る事を知らぬ。 	hito o itsuwaru koto o shiranu. 	Though they know not how to deceive.
 	 	
お見通しのその顔 	omitooshi no sono kao 	You've got a face like you can see right through me,
すぐに崩れ去るやうな物だらう。 	sugu ni kuzuresaru yau na mono darou. 	But your expression looks like it could collapse at any moment.
 	 	
進み続けてゐる秒針に 	susumitsuzukete iru byoushin ni 	Offering a prayer to the ticking second hand of the clock,
祈りを捧げまたパレヱド。 	inori o sasage mata pareedo. 	We continue our parade once more.
 	 	
ふたりだけの行進 	futari dake no koushin 	This is a march of only the two of us,
いつかは三人目が現れ 	itsuka wa sannin me ga araware 	Though eventually, a third person appears.
 	 	
またも繰り返すよ。 	mata mo kurikaesu yo. 	And so the cycle repeats.
 	 	
出演 	shutsuen 	Performance:
主演 どっかのだれかさん 	shuen dokka no dareka-san 	Starring someone from somewhere
生徒女A　マチ子 	seitojo A machiko 	Machiko as Schoolgirl A
生徒女B　ミズ子 	seitojo B mizuko 	Mizuko as Schoolgirl B
生徒女C　フジ子 	seitojo C fujiko 	Fujiko as Schoolgirl C
 	 	
特別出演 	tokubetsu shutsuen 	Special Performance:
太宰先生 	dazai-sensei 	Dazai-sensei
出陣される学徒の皆様 	shutsujin sareru gakuto no minasama 	All the students who tragically departed for the frontlines
 	 	
文章引用 	bunshou inyou 	Quoted Writings:
人間失格 	ningen shikkaku 	No Longer Human
ツイッター 	tsuittaa 	Twitter
 	 	
この作品は殆ど 	kono sakuhin wa hotondo 	This work is
架空のモノです。 	kakuu no mono desu. 	Mostly fictitious.
（多分） 	(tabun) 	(Probably.)
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, edited by Violet330
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*買ってください。 (Katte Kudasai.) (album)
*幸せになれたら。 (Shiawase ni Naretara.) (album)
==External Links==
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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* - Kai ver.
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