Splice and Dice

Splice and Dice is the Simplicitrix/Stabilized Simplicitrix's DNA sample of a Klasterizuyutsyaregulyarno Interraznesennyy from the planet Korotkiyepalindromnyyepovtory.
==Appearance==
Splice and Dice is a muscular humanoid alien with greenish yellow skin covered in deep lumpy wrinkles and dark green helical and diamond-shaped tattoos spanning across his entire torso and down his arms. He has long arms with inwards facing hands positioned at awkward angles, two right hands as signified by his thumb placement, mostly dark green legs, stopping at jagged patterns short of his angles, and wart-covered feet lacking proper toes. He has long and matted pale gray hair, with reddish and greenish tinged sections, with hanging skin over his face, having wide unblinking eyes, loose eyelids, an upturned nose, hanging jowls, and the absence of any lips, revealing his dark green gums and stained teeth underneath. He wears tattered black pants cut off at the knees, missing most of his left pantleg, with an angular red stripe on his right side, and tan bandages wrapped around his waist, groin, and left leg.
Splice and Dice wears the Simplicitrix symbol on his right cheek, tilted at an angle and literally under the skin, as if right on the bone itself underneath, visible through his hanging eyelid.
==Powers==
*Splice and Dice can code and decode genetic information into DNA, capable of inputting biological commands that can reconfigure organic matter and cause instantaneous mutations should certain criteria be met, such as exposure towards a certain wavelength of radiation, essentially transforming a single reprogrammed strand into a ticking time bomb that can completely overwrite the genetic structure of the affected individual, all without their knowledge.
*Splice and Dice can regenerate and manipulate telomeres, enabling him influence over biological lifespans, as while reducing them will accelerate aging processes, lengthening them will instead halt them and reverse cellular divison, thus through the natural restoration of his telomeres himself, Splice and Dice does not biologically age whatsoever.
*Splice and Dice can secrete semi-gelatinous body fluids with the properties of primordial ooze, capable of imbuing new life into anyone that they drip on, if not even spewing out miniscule lifeforms from any puddles they may form.
*Splice and Dice has enhanced strength, durability, endurance, and dexterity, despite his large asymmetrical hands.
==Weaknesses==
*Splice and Dice's genetics are a constant state of aggressive fluctation, leaving him much more vulnerable towards any instances of genetic damage, such as from gamma radiation, with even the slightest exposure causing his flesh to break down and melt into sludge. While self-codification means he can input commands to heal himself faster and regenerate lost biomass, enough exposure can completely overload him, rendering him into an inert puddle of ooze.
*Splice and Dice's biological commands can be cracked and overriden through more advanced genetic manipulators, such as Carcharhinaturae Lususphyrnidaes, given they have high enough intelligence to break his code.
==Etymology==
*Splice and Dice's name is a play on "splice" and "slice and dice," as in to segmenting up a large body of information into smaller portions, referring to his ability to manipulate genetic information through commands inserted into as little as a single DNA strand.
*Splice and Dice's species name is the Russian translation of "clustered regularly interspaced," being the first half of CRISPR, a genetic engineering technique in which the genomes of living organisms can be modified.
*Splice and Dice's planet name is the Russian translation of "short palindromic repeats," being the second half of CRISPR, a genetic engineering technique in which the genomes of living organisms can be modified.
==Trivia==
*Splice and Dice was drawn by Shark.
*Splice and Dice holds the record for probably the most uncomfortable Simplicitrix symbol placement ever forever.