(pat)Rick Figures/Theme song

== Show version ==
Oh my fucking god!
That shit is totally amazing
Your brain cannot even comprehend
So much pants-shitting excitement
For the sake of your couch I hope you're wearing some pants
We'll learn so many things together
SpongeBob and Dick Figures will align
This has intense scenes of action
Challenge accepted, we'll say "Fuck!" twenty-one times (pat!)
Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures!
You will watch some whole fucking episodes of… (pat!)
Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures!
Bow before them and renounce your previous god (pat!) Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures!
Someone get a doctor 'cause this show is fucking totally sick
You asked and they delivered
If you don't like (pat)Rick Figures
It's not hard to figure out you're a dick
Let's do this
Fuck you!
(pat)Rick Figures.
== Movie version ==
Oh my fucking god!
That shit was totally amazing
Your brain cannot even comprehend
So much pants-shitting excitement
For the sake of your couch I hope you're wearing Depends
We learned so many things together
Japan is weird and French people are mimes
This film had ten scenes of action
And everyone together said "Fuck!" twenty-one times (pat!)
Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures!
You just watched a whole fucking movie of… (pat!)
Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures!
Bow before them and renounce your previous god (pat!)
Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures!
Someone get a doctor 'cause this movie's fucking totally sick
You asked and they delivered
If you don't like (pat)Rick Figures
It's not hard to figure out you're a dick
I counted ten fucking explosions
And jetpack demon ninjas that rocked your face
Your life was a hot pile of garbage
Now you're so excited that you're nutting all over the place
One of those explosions was an octopus
Sorry for the spoiler but it's your fault
That'll teach you to listen to the soundtrack
Before you watch the movie
(I mean, for Godsake, who does that you stupid piece of…)
Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures!
They saved the world what do you think about that?
Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures!
You just watched them you're so lazy and fat
Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures!
You love them with all of your stupid heart and also part of your chode
You asked and they delivered
Our movies too great it made your junk explode
Oops our bad
Sorry about your junk
Just kidding
Fuck you!
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