Caveman

He's been a dweeb, an idiot, and a jerk most of his life. The only things he ever does is slam primitive rabbits with his club, eat his club, and try to figure out where his club went. Even though he had just been holding it in his hand. All in all, the Caveman is not the minifigure you would want to be hanging out with in a jail sell. Or a primitive one.
That all changed when winter came. He was chewing primitive bubblegum, and blew a bubble so big that he blew his face inside out. All of his facial hair disappeared. That's a good thing for most people, but not this dummy. While he searched with his eyes inside-out, and suddenly recognized that he was blind. He couldn't see anything. Soon the ice age came. He froze, and so did his bubblegum. Everything in his land was frozen. Except maybe a few more rabbits that survived. Maybe.
One modern day, a minfigure went outside. It was a hot summer day. He was so heat wave-filled, he couldn't stand the heat anymore. He moved to Antarctica, where he was so cold he thought he would freeze just like the Caveman we talked about earlier. Speaking of which, he found him frozen in the ice. It may have taken several years of defrosting, but finally, the Caveman came out of the ice one day. Remember, he was blind, so the minifigure bought him some "sight for sore eyes". He clothed the caveman in modern clothes, and since he lost all of his hair, he looked like a pretty normal guy. The Caveman moved to New York, and now he spends most of his life there, walking around, looking at those annoying adds. The things that a person can become, can they?
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 1 Minifigures