Animaniacs The Critic/Bums a Glory Transcript

[the episode starts off with the Animaniacs Special presentation then cuts to black with title cards saying dedicated to friends at channel awesome]
[the Warners are shown on camera]
YAKKO AND WAKKO
Hi were the Warner Brothers!
DOT
And the Warner sister.
YAKKO
And we'd like you to invite you and all the members of the household
DOT
to gather around the TV set and join us now
YAKKO
for a very special episode of Animaniacs!
DOT
and what's so special about it?
WAKKO
I'm not wearing any pants!
Fade to Black and the theme starts first cartoon starts]
 THE CRITIC
the episode starts with the Warner studio and cuts to Mr. Plotz talking to Scratchensniff 
Mr.Plotz
 Dr.Scratchensniff we have ourselves a big problem that is driving me crazy!
Dr.scratchensniff
Hollywood's running out of ideas?
MR.PLOTZ
no not that something that can affect our studio forever!
DR.SCRATCHENSNIFF
Mel Gibson retiring?
MR.PLOTZ
[angry] NO! 
Mr. Plotz turns on the TV and shows the Critic 
THE CRITIC
holds a Warner Bros DVD voiced by Doug Walker
I hate to be the idiots who made this sequel!
MR.PLOTZ
That person is making a fool out of our and other movies I thousands of dollars to approve the movies and he just sits there mocking them and saying they're awful!
while Plotz is talking numerous clips of the Critic laughing and ranting about movies
DR.SCRATCHENSNIFF
So what? he's just one of those critics who has his own opinions
MR.PLOTZ
gets a hold of Scrachensniff
You don't get it Scratchy! If people find out that our movies are horrible No money means no studio means no Warner Bros!
Mr.Plotz turns off the TV
MR.PLOTZ[CONT]
Pacing the floor
I have to stop that critic before people realize that Warner Bros is just garbage! I need someone who is crazy and stupid enough to let that critic know who's boss!
MR.PLOTZ[CONT]
I need!
the door bursts open and the Warners come in wearing the Men in Black suits
YAKKO
Did someone call for the Warners in Black? We are here to help! Agent Y leader 
WAKKO
Agent W sibling Assistant!
DOT
and I am Agent Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo III or just Agent D!
Yakko Wakko and Dot remove the Men in Black suits and give it to Agent J!
YAKKO
hey thanks for letting us lend these suits from the MIB Mr.J
Agent J
hey no problem kids call me if you want to get Jiggy sometime in the MIB
Agent J runs off screen
DOT
that phrase will never catch on for long!
YAKKO
Goodnight Everybody!
MR.PLOTZ
Cease this horseplay you three!
YAKKO
Horseplay? I didn't even know you had horses Mr.Plotz!
MR.PLOTZ
Just sit down.
Yakko Wakko and Dot sit in the chairs
MR.PLOTZ
we have a problem that could affect our studio
YAKKO
Another Bill Cosby ?
MR.PLOTZ
Worse a certain critic has been demolishing the films and I want you three to take him down
Yakko Wakko and Dot
All done!
Yakko Wakko and Dot enter holding Jay Sherman
MR.PLOTZ
Who is that?
WAKKO
It's the Critic you asked for!
JAY SHERMAN
Um...can someone me down from these....weirdos?
MR.PLOTZ
No No not that critic!
Yakko and Wakko throw Jay Sherman out
DOT
don't worry his career was 3 seasons old anyways!
Plotz brings up a picture of the Critic wearing a black jacket shirt tie and black hat
MR.PLOTZ
This man has been tearing through this studios movies and burning them to a crisp!
YAKKO
you mean saying awful things about and making fun of them?
MR.PLOTZ[CONT]
he's literally tearing them and burning them to a crisp!
a picture of the critic is shown with a flamethrower
MR.PLOTZ
Your mission is to take down that critic before people think we're a joke
YAKKO
Really I thought you guys were a joke?
MR.PLOTZ
Since when?
DOT
Since you hired Joel Schumacher to direct the other two Batman films.
Fade to black
Fade in
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