Annoying Orange: Dragon Fruit Z/Transcript

== Transcript ==
(beeping)
Smartie: I'm close. I know it's around here somewhere.
Grapefruit: Hey, hot stuff. Name's Grapefruit. You looking for something?
Smartie: I'm looking for the Dragon Orb. Once I find it, I can summon the Dragon Fruit and wish for whatever I want.
Orange: Wow? Anything I want?
Smartie: But you just get one wish.
Orange: One wish? Aw, but there is so many things I want. How could I choose? I want a kazoo. No, two kazoos. Oh wait, I wish for a kazoo pinwheel!
Midget Apple: I'd wish that I'd finally hit that growth spurt my mum promised me.
Smartie: Legend says it'll be hiding in the Legendary Super Citrus.
Grapefruit: Well look no further, hot stuff. I'm your guy.
(beeping)
Smartie: Mm, Nope. Not you.
Grapefruit: Really? You should probably check again. Might be broken or something.
Smartie: If you aren't the super citrus, then it must be.....Orange!
Orange: Huh? I'm not a legendary super citrus, I'm an orange! (chuckles) Wait. It Kinda makes sense.
Smartie: It is you, Orange! Now we have to get you out before-
(loud blast)
Radish: Too late, smarty pants. You led us right to the Dragon Orb. That wish is ours.
Smartie: You'll never get your hands on it, Radish. 
Broccoli: And who excatly is gonna stop us?
(Ka-Carrot and Piccolo Appear)
Broccoli: Ka-Carrot? 
Radish: Piccolo?
Piccolo: This ends here and now, Radish.
Orange: You guys know each other or something?
Smartie: Ugh, this happens all the time. Just let them do their thing. 
Ka-Carrot: Let's fight!
(blasts)
(groans)
(blasts continue)
Little Apple and Orange: Wow!
(A sign with nine hours later appears and rock music plays) 
(groaning)
Piccolo: Ugh!
Broccoli: Aah!
Little Apple: Uh, Got any twos?
Orange: Go fish. 
Little Apple: Are they still going at it?
(grunting and groaning)
(Broccoli falls)
Ka-Carrot: It's over, Broccoli.
Broccoli: Huh?
Ka-Carrot: Cocka......doodle....doo!!
Broccoli: Garlic... Gun!!!!
Smartie: They'll tear the kitchen apart.
(yelling)
Ka-Carrot: Red Cayenne! X10!
(A flame appears and Broccoli turns into a meal)
Radish: Broccoli, no!
Piccolo: We can take him, Carrot.
Radish: You think two or one will make a difference? I haven't begun to power up yet. 
Ka-Carrot: Oh, oh, oh, oh yeah? Oh yeah, well, I need to power up more than you need to power up, so...
Piccolo: And my power up hasn't even begun to power up, so take that.
Smartie: Get comfy, boys. Still got a ways to go. 
(groaning)
(7 hours later)
(electric shocks and groaning)
Orange: Come on, they've been doing this for like 3 episodes or something. 
Grapefruit: I know, right? They're just standing there yelling. If I was in this fight, which I totally would be winning by the way, I'd just run up and punch the other guy.
(screaming)
Radish: You know what: that's not a bad idea.
(He punches then to the ground)
Radish: Double sundae!
(loud blasts)
(offscreen): Whoops.
Little Apple: Nice going, Grapefruit! Now we don't have any more super veggies to protect us.
Radish: And the Dragon Orb will...
Grapefruit: Don't worry guys, I'll stop him!
(Grapefruit falls)
Grapefruit: And I forgot, I cannot fly. 
Radish: Right, and as I was saying, and the Dragon Orb will be all mine!
Smartie: Orange, you're our last hope. You have to turn into the legendary super citrus right now.
Orange: Eh, Okay. But how?
Little Apple: I'm gonna regret this later. Orange, you have to yell! 
Orange: Wait. You mean you actually want me to--?
Little Apple: Yes, Orange. I'm giving you permission to yell. Let me go grab my earplugs before you--
Orange: There's no time! 
(yells)
(MA screams)
Radish: Hey, stop that! You're getting on my nerves!
Orange: Never!
(blasts) Aah!
Radish: His annoyance level is off the scale. 7,000, 8,000, it's, it's...
Orange: It's over Nyan-Thousand!
Radish: That's not even a real number!
Orange: (farts)
Smartie: Ew!
Orange: Oh, Radish, hey Radish!
Little Apple (laughs in disgust) It's burning my eyes!
Orange: What do you think of the new 'do?
Radish: Impossible! He transformed.
Orange: Hey, hey Radish, hey!
Radish: (groans) you are so annoying!
Orange: I'm not annoying. I. Am. An. ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Radish: (grunts)
Orange: Radish, more like Rude-ish. You don't see me hawking stuff at you. Actually-- (blasts)
Radish: I will destroy you!
Orange: If you can't play nice, Rude-ish, then you need to beet it! Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya... NYA!!
Radish: (yells)
(mysterious sound)
Smartie: The Dragon Orb. We must be summoning the eternal Dragonfruit now. Maybe I can wish my friends back.
Orange: Ask kazoos!
Kazoos: Friends back as kazoos. Got it.
Smartie: That's not what I meant!
Kazoos: My work here is done. Later, skater.
Piccolo: Wind instruments? Should have seen that coming.
Ka-Carrot: I can't tell if this is an improvement or not.
Orange: It is for me! (blows kazoos)
Ka-Carrot and Piccolo: (groaning)
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