The "Chaos" Word

THE SHOW MUST GO ON, CHARLIE BROWN!
== Intro ==
* Melvin: [opening a window] This Folks, is a United Feature television production.
* Off-Screen Kids: THE OTHMAR SHOW!
* [A Stage is Shown. Ernie and Bert appear from the left.]
* Ernie and Bert: ♪Overture, curtains, lights, This is it, the night of nights, No more rehearsing and nursing a part, We know every part by heart. Overture, curtains, lights, This is it, you'll hit the heights, And oh what heights we'll hit, On with the show this is it.♪ [As they enter the right, Woodstock, Snoopy, Elmo, Linus, Charlie Brown, Peppermint Patty, The Inspector, Grover, Cookie Monster, The Pink Panther and Big Bird appear going to the left] ♪Tonight what heights we'll hit, On with the show this is it.♪ [both go to the left]
* Lucy: No, no, no! Listen, all of you! You've got to take direction, you've got to have discipline, you've got to have respect for your director! [pointing to the viewer] I oughta slug you! [a wasp appears out of nowhere and stings her in the arm] AAUGH! I'VE BEEN BUGGED BY A BEE!! I'VE BEEN STUNG! GET SOME BANDAGES! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!
* [PLEASE STAND BY]
== Ernie's Failure ==
* Ernie: Okay, so what's our plot?
* Bert: Uh... [a radio wave strikes Bert and he starts to sing and dance to "Doin' the Pigeon"] ♪Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon, Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon, Dancing a little smidgeon of the kind of ballet, that sweeps me away.♪ [A second radio wave reverts him to normal and all is quiet]
* Ernie: Really? Doing the Pigeon?
* Bert: Uh, Yeah.
* [Ernie notices a hot air balloon Brutus with the Bullies hovering overhead]
* Brutus: Look! It's them.
* Bert: This is what you get!
* [Bert throws a rock at the balloon. Bully #2 fires back with a grenade launcher, hitting Handy and knocking him into the road.]
* Ernie: [Gasps] Bert, Look what they've done!
* Bert: You Blockheads! Come back here! Coomme baack! [The balloon leaves.] Aaugh, we were so close!
* Handy: Don't worry, I'm alright. Argh! [A herd of bulls run over Handy.] Owww. [He gets up again.] Nope, I'm all fine. Agh! [The Inspector runs over Handy with his car. Handy ends up along the curb, lifeless. Ernie and Bert approach.]
* Ernie: Wow, poor Handy.
* Bert: [Bert pulls Handy's head off his body.] He's dead, Ernie! See?
* Ernie: Yes. You gotta help me! We can't lose a friend! [Termites feast upon Handy's body.]
== Food Package ==
* [Cookie Monster's room.]
* Peppermint Patty: Hello, Cookie Monster. How are you doing?
* Cookie Monster: I'm starving.
* Peppermint Patty: Here, I made you powdered doughnut pancake surprise.
* Cookie Monster: Powdered doughnut pancake surprise? I love you! [on the sofa] You know, it's not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta use the remote, and sometimes my fur itches real bad!
* Peppermint Patty: [sarcastically] Oh, you poor, poor thing! By the way, you forgot your briefcase! [she pulls a briefcase out from behind her back, and opens it up to reveal that it is filled with donuts and ice cream sundaes as she puts it on the table]
* Cookie Monster: Given the choice of the chicken pot pie and corned beef cabbage, I'd take both!
* [shows Taz as a tornado devouring a cornfield.]
== Word Tools ==
* Violet: [at the viewer] Hello there. If you are watching The Loud House, Better watch The Quiet House.
* Lucy: Why? Because I'm in the Show? And the creator is a Fan of Peanuts?
* Violet: We should let Lily Loud watch Wacky Races.
* Lucy: All this and Rabbit Stew.
* Marcie: Eh, What's up Doc.
* Violet: Well, Pig, Goat, Banana, Cricket... Bugs Bunny Gets the Boid and Nips the Nips. For breakfast I have pancakes to flip.
* Lucy: THERE ARE TOO MANY HANNA-BARBERA CARTOONS!
* Violet: Guess Ricochet Rabbit & Droop-a-Long are arrested.
* Sally: [Dressed as Bikini-Chan] I've got just the thing. [takes out a Slice of Cake] How would you like a Slice of cake?
* Super Sonico: [holds up a donut] Let's try a donut.
* Violet: French fries?
* Lucy: Why not this apple! 
== No More Nonsense ==
* [Grover is in a prison cell] 
* Grover: But I don't belong here! It's all a big mistake!
* Monster 1: Yeah, I don't belong here, either!
* Monster 2: Me, too! I'm innocent!
* Monster 3: [yelling in a butch Southern drawl] I belong here! [this triggers some other monsters to complain about their not belonging here too. Grover walks over and sits down on the bed]
* Grover: Okay, you can do this, Grover. You can get through this without losing your sanity. Oh, that's a road we don't want to go down again. Positives. Think of the positives. Let's see...I've got no more Aqua. Yeah! [laughs then jumps to the floor] In fact, no more Lene Nystrøm. No more René Dif. No more Ken, no more Barbie... [Grover's brain clicks and a sonar ping is heard]...No more undressing, no more Barbie! No more Sailor Moon, no more Barbie! [gets into bed] ...No more song rage, no more lawsuit! No more Barbie Magic, no more Barbie! No more Barbie! [laughing] No more Barbie! [screaming maniacally] No more Barbie! [sighs] I think I'm going to like this place.
== Bite the Trick ==
* [Crazy-Legs Crane and his son are on a boat]
* Crazy-Legs Crane: [Laughs] Oh, Junior, you got to lighten up. I am going to battle A Shark! [Laughs. Holds out a Snoopy Popsicle] Can't you hear the music? That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! [Suddenly, Mister-Jaw jumps out of the water]
* Mister-Jaw: HEEGotcha! [Snatches Crazy-Leg's Popsicle and bites it whole. Crazy-Legs notices his Popsicle is gone. Mister-Jaw returns to the water]
* Crazy-Legs Crane Jr.: So, some trip, eh, Father?
* Crazy-Legs Crane: Oh, You're never gonna believe it! Mister-Jaw ate Snoopy!
* Snoopy: Aaugh!
== It was Saturday Morning, Charlie Brown ==
Something that was for the CBS Saturday Morning cartoon block.
* Narrator: Ah, [The scene pan-fades into the house.] Saturday morning for Peanuts. [The living room is shown. Charlie Brown, Sally and Snoopy are in the living room. On the table, there is a box of Rabbit Puffs and a Bowl] Snoopy is watching his favorite Saturday morning cartoon: [The scene pans into Snoopy.] The Bugs Bunny Show. [It cuts to a medium shot of the cereal and bowl.] And Enjoying a bowl of Rabbit Puffs [Charlie Brown grabs the box and pours in the cereal. Cuts to Grover]
* Grover: Wait! Is there anything else?
* Narrator: We have nothing else. Sorry, But we got bankrupt and closed down.
* Bert: Bankrupt? AAUGH! It's not the end! [Holds a shotgun at the camera]
* Narrator: Huh? [as Bert shoots the camera, the screen goes black.]
== End to Death ==
* Melvin: Well, That's all folks. [the window closes]
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