Johnny The Fiddler

Johnny was a young boy, just living on a farm. And then Bob Saget rode on by and thought of causing harm. Due to that boy being human, he saw Johnny as little. Soon, that devil decided to bribe him with a fiddle. The fiddle shone in sunlight, and had a blinding sheen. But Johnny wasn't tempted, because he was the best that's even been.
Down and out the two played, and could be heard from near and far. All Hell broke loose in Georgia, and the Devil dealt the cards. If Johnny won, he'd get that shiny fiddle made of gold. But if he lost, the Devil would get his soul. The Devil was the greatest fool the state had ever seen, for challenging ol' Johnny, the best that's ever been.
Soon, about two hours later, the crowds all came without lag. When the dust cleared, Bob Saget was waving a white flag. Johnny stood above him, as he fell, weakened, to the ground. The crowd all went silent, nobody made a sound. Johnny's chickens stopped pacing, and soon began to chill and preen. Now even otherworldly beasts knew the best that's ever been.
Phew! Song summary over!
Johnny is a young man who lives in the state of Georgia, still on his parents' farm. He stays humble about his battle, but still sometimes boasts about his fiddle skills,as most would probably do. He is really good at it. Sometimes, otherworldly creatures stop by and tell him about his sheer power, but Johnny doesn't really use it anymore. He thinks it's funny, though, that they seem to praise him over it instead of being mad. He's also been the only person within the century to ever get a full, genuine applause from Jasper, which is very cool.
== Trivia ==
* Johnny's legally old enough to own a Pokémon.
* His fiddle was carved by his great-great grandfather and passed through generations.
* The United States of UnAmerica have designated him a national treasure.
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