The Merger Quotes

:Dwight: I am fast. To give you a reference point. I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.
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:Pam: Am I being mean to Dwight? I don't know, I did just make him run around the building, and I have no intention of timing him. This isn't even a stopwatch, it's a digital thermometer! He does make my life harder sometimes, and on purpose, like, he tried to put meters on the bathroom stalls as a way of bringing in more money for the company. I should really get back to work.
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:Dwight: Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.
:Andy: Andy Bernard, Regional Director in charge of Sales.
:Dwight: So, you'll be reporting to me, then...
:Andy: Um, on the contrary...
:Dwight: My title has "manager" in is...
:Andy: And I'm a "director"...
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:Andy: Am I trying to get under his skin? Yes, because, the angrier he gets, the more marginalized he becomes. Meanwhile, Andy Bernard is out there layin' on the charm.
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:Stanley: I don't know who these new people think they are. I've sat downwind of Phyllis's stinky perfumes for years; never said a word.
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:Andy: Dwight may have won the battle. But I will win... the next battle.
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:Martin: What the hell is with this guy?
:Stanley: Got an hour? I'll try to explain.
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:Stanley: Trust me, it only gets worse!
:Martin: Is he always like this?
:Ryan: Sometimes he brings more costumes.
:Hannah: When do people work?
:Phyllis: We find little times during the day.
:Karen: How are we gonna get home?
:Phyllis: Bob Vance has an air pump. He said he'd fill all our tires up.
:Karen: Bob Vance, of Vance Refrigeration?
Category:Season 3 quotes