Gloria & Sally (Dash and Smash)/Script

Eggman: “Breaking news, Mobotropolitans! I am going to destroy your city with my new Death Egg! It has a giant laser that can destroy entire cities! Try stopping me, Freedom Fighters. Wait, you can’t!”
The Death Egg was powering up the laser
Sally: “I know what we’re gonna do.”
Gloria: “Figuring out a way to stop a laser from destroying the city is fun!”
Sally: “No, it’s not!”
Gloria: “Sally, you need to learn to not take things seriously sometimes.”
Sally: “You moron, a laser is about to destroy the city! I can’t go easy! You need to focus!”
Gloria: “Sonic takes it easy!”
Sally: “That is exactly what I dislike about him!”
Gloria: “Let’s both infiltrate the Death Egg! It’s simple!”
Sally: “No it’s not, but I agree that it’s the best we got.”
Gloria: “And what is it gonna take to-“
Eggman: “I have the Chaos Emeralds! All 7!”
Gloria: “OK, the mirror strategy won’t work.”
Sally: “You thought a mirror was going to help?”
Gloria: “A big mirror.”
Sally: “I guess it works for big lasers, but big lasers that are powered by the Chaos Emeralds?”
Gloria: “I already knew it was not gonna work, Sally. We have to send Sonic and Amy to stop the laser from destroying the city. That’s a great idea! And how about Tails’ army?”
Sally: “You think any of them would be good against a Chaos Emerald powered weapon?”
Gloria: “Tails owns this world’s best army!”
Sally: “Yeah, but no army can defeat Eggman. We need a big plan.”
Gloria: “Then Tails’ army can help with building something that will stop Eggman’s grand plan to destroy this city.”
Sally: “Finally. An actually good plan. Take this situation seriously! Think of the people that might die because of the laser!”
Gloria: “Yeah, but I give myself more encouragement and motivation by thinking that a situation like this can bring out the best in both of us!”
Sally: “WHO CARES IF IT BRINGS OUT THE BEST IN BOTH OF US? PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE DEAD IF EGGMAN SUCCEEDS AT HIS PLAN!”
Gloria: “We both have different motivations!”
Sally: “The way you’re treating this is making me really angry, Gloria. It’s like you don’t care for your friends, family, or anyone else!”
Gloria: “I do! But taking things too seriously can be a bad thing.”
Sally: “WHATEVER! Let’s figure out how to defeat this guy.”
Gloria: “Trust me, Sonic and Amy can infiltrate the Death Egg easily.”
Sally: “Have they ever infiltrated a Death Egg powered by all 7 Chaos Emeralds? I mean yes, when Eggman had all 7 Chaos Emeralds, he never really used them to make his traps deadlier, but now he is doing just that in addition to making the Death Egg’s laser cannon a city destroying weapon!”
Gloria: “Correction, he isn’t. I suspect he used the MASTER Emerald to power them up, because look! Angel Island is not flying anymore! But I still believe Sonic and Amy can do it.”
Tails: “You know, Gloria, you spent the entire episode so far talking to Sally. You know what you must do? Convince Sally that Sonic, Amy, Knuckles, and I combined can stop this plan from succeeding.”
Gloria: “Sally, will you even doubt the 4 heroes of Mobius?”
Sally: “In this case, yes, I would. Because the MASTER EMERALD powers all of the traps, obstacles, and Badniks stopping them from stopping Eggman’s plan.”
Gloria: she smirks
Sally: “Oh no, oh no, don’t even think about it.”
Gloria: “Let’s send the kids.”
Sally: “ARE YOU CRAZY? THAT IS IT! YOU ARE THE WORST PARTNER EVER! YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE IF THIS PLAN ISN’T STOPPED, YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS WHO MIGHT DIE TRYING TO FOIL EGGMAN’S PLAN, AND NOW YOU’RE SUPPORTING CHILD LABOR?“
Gloria: "We don't have any ideas now. Thanks for ruining everything with your pessimism!"
Sally: she thinks of nukes and a thought bubble with nukes appears
Gloria: she gets the nukes and uses the Hover Wispon to send them flying towards the Death Egg
The Death Egg took a lot of damage
Eggman: "What? How is that happening?"
Sally: "Wait, Eggman is taking damage?"
Eggman: "Not the walls, but the traps are getting removed due to a ton of nukes!"
Sally: "OK, that doesn't work. But I'm going to think of something that might work."
Gloria: "Keep thinking!"
Sally: she thinks of where the nukes came from
Gloria: she gets the nukes again and hits Sally with her Gray Quake Wispon
Sally: she was hurt and she started having stars on her head
Gloria: she collects the stars and puts them on the nukes and blows them towards the Death Egg with her Hover Wispon
The Death Egg kept getting damaged
Gloria: "Thank you cartoon logic."
Sally: "How did you get those nukes? Also don't you know that if the Death Egg crashes, most of the city will be destroyed?"
Gloria: "Yeah, but you'll be surprised to see what I can do to address that issue."
Sally: "Please! Anything!"
Gloria: "I am a certified cartoon expert. I'll show you what I can do."
The two go to Gloria's room in Freedom Fighters' HQ
Gloria: she goes to the Freedom Fighters' HQ and types "Cartoon Physics"
Sally: "Why are you searching for things about cartoon physics? You're not supposed to be watching cartoons! You're supposed to be figuring out how to stop the Death Egg from destroying the city!"
Gloria: "Aha! Watch the magic unfold. Literally."
Mobotropolis Streets
Gloria: "I figured out this building is tall enough to help us get to the Death Egg and also short enough to get us near the room where Eggman fires the laser." she gets a loudspeaker "SONIC!"
Sonic: he runs up the building Gloria and Sally were on
Gloria: "I need you to run to the Death Egg."
Sonic: "How? There's no bridge!"
Gloria: "Just run, don't look down."
Sonic: "That's cartoon logic."
Tails: he flew to the building's roof deck and carried Amy "Why do you need cartoon logic anyway? I can fly!"
Gloria: "You get tired out easily!"
Tails: "That was when I was 8! I am an adult fox now!"
Amy: she lets go of Tails and was about to hit Sonic with her hammer
Gloria: "Not this time, Amy. Do it to Tails."
Tails: he lands on the roof deck and spindashes
Amy: "Adjust my arms at an angle I can send Tails to the room with the laser."
Gloria: she uses her Lightning Wispon to make an arc that can help her measure the angle needed to send Tails to the giant laser room and adjusts Amy's arm to make sure she gets Tails where he needs to be
Amy: she hits Tails like a golf ball and sends him right where needs to be
Gloria: "Bingo!"
Sonic: "I and Amy still need to be there. Wanna go for a ride, Amy?"
Amy: "I sure do! Where?"
Sonic: he points to the Death Egg "There."
Amy: "Aren't you gonna fall?"
Sonic: "Remember, if you look down, you fall down. If you don't look down, gravity won't work!"
Amy: "Let me see that work out."
Sonic: "Hold on tight!"
Amy: she jumps on Sonic's arms
Sonic: he holds Amy and runs to the Death Egg while not looking down, but he slightly misses the mark
Amy: she grabs onto the Death Egg "Hold on tight, Sonic!"
Sonic: "None of us get damaged when we fall down!"
Amy: "Good point, but we need to get inside the laser room in the Death Egg to watch out for Badniks that might interrupt Tails!"
Sonic: "Can't the sounds distract him?"
Amy: "Oh, right. But at least I'm good at opening and closing doors quietly and slowly."
Laser Room
Tails: "Now, to disable the laser..."
Sonic and Amy sneak quickly to the door
Amy: she quietly opens the door, and when she and Sonic get out of the room, she closes it slowly
The two hedgehogs run out of the control room and destroy the Badniks
The 11 Prowers fly to the Death Egg, bring the Rose Siblings, and go to the laser room
Skye: "Hey, Dad!"
Tails: "What are you doing?"
Skye; "We thought you'd need 11 helping hands."
Tails: "Whatever can stop this disaster from happening! And it's not 11, it's 22."
Skye: "Come on, my sisters, let's give him 22 helping hands in total!"
Cake, Candy, Cookie, Custard, Donut, Pastry, Pie, Popsicle, Pudding, and Sauce: "24 hands of 12 geniuses to stop the disaster from happening!"
Skye: "Let's go, Team Prower! We're the Prowers, and we have the power!"
Tails: "ENOUGH WITH THE ENCOURAGING SLOGAN FOR OUR FAMILY!"
Skye: "Aren't you also interrupting yourself by shouting at us?"
Tails: he growls "Let's just go!"
The 12 figure out how to make the laser reverse itself
Tails: he puts the reverse button in the laser room and connects it to the laser
Eggman: "Making me look like a fool, eh, Tails?" he uses his power-up juice gun and shoots it exactly at the laser's opening "I may have run out, but you only have 1 second left to press the reverse button!"
Skye: he bites Eggman
Eggman: he screams "I expected that from a fox, but I'm gonna continue screaming." he continues to scream
Goldie: she presses the reverse button "Oh, and Mom had a cannon, so she let me go to this room by simply blasting me out of said cannon and-"
The Death Egg has many explosions
Goldie: "Is there a plane to help us?"
Gloria: she flies the Super Tornado "Get in!"
Goldie: "Skye, I told ya my Mom is better than your Dad!"
Skye: "Let's just get in! And besides, Dad came up with the idea of putting a reverse button on this laser, and all your Mom did was make a plan!"
The heroes escape out of the Death Egg
Dash: "Woohoo! That was ultra fun!"
Gloria: "Told ya, Sally! Sending the kids on the mission was a great idea!"
Sally: "But how do I-"
Sally's Memory
Gloria: "Thank you, cartoon logic!"
Mobotropolis
Sally: "Oh!"
Gloria: "Figure out what I was going to do when the Death Egg was about to fall."
Sally: "OK, I think it was something with the outlines!"
Gloria: "Correct!"
Sally: she jumps off the building and grabs the Death Egg's outlines and rips them apart
Liquid from the Death Egg spilled, and it went to the sewers
Eggman: he fell down a closed manhole
Sally: "Any last words?"
The crowd booed at Gloria
Crowd Member 1: "Hey, Gloria! You should've taken Eggman more seriously!"
Crowd Member 2: "He was literally about to destroy the city! You should be ashamed of yourself!"
Crowd Member 3: "Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, don't you have any decency?"
Crowd Member 4: "You should go to the mental hospital and get some therapy!"
Crowd Member 5: "Or even better yet, get put in a straightjacket in an asylum!"
Sally: she started to feel remorse for what she said to Gloria about how she doesn't take Eggman seriously, and she decides to go on a stage "CITIZENS OF MOBOTROPOLIS! You act like you have the right to insult her for not taking Eggman seriously, but do you know what she did? She gave me ideas on how to stop Eggman from destroying your city! The Death Egg was about to crash! And her idea of using cartoon logic stopped the Death Egg from crashing into this city, which would've killed MOST of you! You should be grateful for what she did! You should praise her for her heroic actions like your normally do, you JERKS!"
The crowd started to realize what Gloria did for the city, and then they cheered for her
Gloria: "Thank you, Sally! How could I repay you?"
Sally: "You already did. You saved the whole city."
Gloria: "Thank you so much, Queen Sally! You're the best squirrel to ever live on Mobius!"
Sally: "You're welcome, Gloria. You are not the worst partner ever after all. And even if I said you were, I would still say you are still an excellent partner, because there isn't anyone from the Freedom Fighters who goes below excellent on the scale of being a good partner. In fact, you know what? Because you taught me that I should sometimes have a little bit of fun with solving problems like these, and that thinking that situations like this bringing out the best in me is ideal, I would say you are the very best partner ever."
Sonic: "Yeah! Good job, Gloria! Even I would agree that I'm not as good a partner as Sally."
Gloria: "Aww, thank you guys! You Freedom Fighters know how to be sweet!"
Amy: "And you deserve every single praise you got. And Sally, you were such a good partner for Gloria too!"
Sally: "Thanks, Amy! But Gloria, sometimes you do have to take Eggman seriously."
Gloria: "I know! But not too much, or else I'll lose all encouragement!"
Sally: "You're correct!"
Goldie: "You're awesome, Mom! Maybe I should take things easy, because when I feel calm during the worst situations, or have fun trying to figure out a way to solve them, that's when I am at my maximum potential."
Gloria: "Absolutely!"
The End!
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