Marvel Spotlight (Marvel;Re)/Deadpool and his Deadly Dudes

This is an issue of Marvel Spotlight.
==Synopsis==
Deadpool, She-Hulk and Impossible Man go on a dangerous journey.
==Transcript==
* Narrator: Deadpool and His Deadly Dudes. Consisting of: the merc with a mouth Deadpool, the green lawyer She-Hulk and the green alien guy Impossible Man!
* She-Hulk: Why are we together again?
* Deadpool: Plot contrivances.
* Impossible Man: But what is it that you want us to do?
* Deadpool: You want me to cut to the chase? Fine. We are going to the real world. To kill Dillon Wayne Rhodes.
* Impossible Man: Wait if we kill him.... how will our comic fan fic thingy be published?
* Deadpool: No clue! 
* She-Hulk: Why do you want to kill one of Re's main writers?
* Deadpool: Well: he butchered various characters including Living Laser, he comes up with strange connections like who would put Squirrel Girl into a comma?! He thought putting the Avenger who makes people horny on his Avengers team is a good idea. He resurrected a guy just to kill him off five minutes later. He removed my previous one shot and replaced it with a confusing Christmas special. Do I need to go on?
* She-Hulk: But does that justify killing him?!
* Deadpool: Yes!
* Impossible Man: And if we say no?
* Deadpool: You can't. You two are already decided to be my co-main characters. So let's go to the real world!
She-Hulk and Impossible Man come along reluctantly. As Deadpool and his Deadly Dudes break into the dimensional Klynn and Deadpool knocks on a door.
* Deadpool: Evil Reed Richards?
* Maker: Just call me the Maker.
* Deadpool: Can you make a portal to this dimensional coordinates.
He hands the Maker a piece of paper.
* Maker: I can try.
* She-Hulk: We are seriously trusting an evil version of Mr. Fantastic?
* Deadpool: Do you think the normal Mr. Fantastic would just make us a dimensional portal?
* Impossible Man: Good point.
* Maker: I'm done!
* Deadpool. And that ladies and gentlemen is a secret flash foward.
Deadpool, She-Hulk and Impossible Man witness the giant portal to the real world. Deadpool then drags She-Hulk and Impossible Man to the real world as they find a man chanting the End Is Coming as he drops his jaws.
* Crazy Man: HOLY SHIT! 2020 JUST GOT WORSE!
* Deadpool: I'm glad that pandemic never happened in the Marvel Universe. But we have to find Dillon.
Deadpool, She-Hulk and Impossible Man end up finding Dillon sitting in his bed.
* Dillon: So you came to kill me.
* She-Hulk: How did you know?
* Dillon: I am writing the one shot. So you think I wouldn't know the plot is about you guys trying to kill me?
* Impossible Man: This is confusing!
* Dillon: That's what happens when someone tries killing a writer in an one shot the writer is writing. So try and kill me. It won't work.
Deadpool shoots Dillon in the head as he doesn't flinch.
* Deadpool: How?
* Dillon: Plot armor. So flee or else I will erase you all.
* She-Hulk: You can't do that! I am a main character in Gary's Avengers.
* Dillon: You think I can't convince him to replace you with Jennifer Kale?
* Deadpool: Fine! We won't kill you! God this is anti-climatic.
*???: Did somebody say anti-climatic. Because I can give a climax. Because I AM THE PUNISHER WHO FOUGHT THANOS!
He laughs as Deadpool quickly shoots him in the head.
* Deadpool: Nah.
Deadpool and his friends then jump in the portal as the issue ends.
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