Tablebrine - Pollo Strike

==Tablebrine Strikes==
My worst enemy,Pollo,once rushed to me.He was out of breath.
“Ta-ble-br-ine... ”He said.“What about him?”I asked.He explained to me.
His class was playing Minecraft Education Edition for a science lesson.They all had different areas.
You could design your area (as long as it was something APPROPRIATE).Pollo made his area a cool military base with a wooden floor.He had an army called the "Pollo Army" which had Steve Headed,Netherite-Armoured armour stands.Their weapons were those element block things.
Pollo was in the middle of using a element block thing (which I'm pretty sure is the one where you combine your elements,I'm not sure if it was combining the elements though.)and he thought he saw a figure at the top of the screen IN HIS AREA.He looked up,but the only thing changed was the heads of the armour stands.There was no figure to be found.The armour stand's heads were no longer Steve heads,they were Tablebrine heads!
He rushed to me to tell me this.
==Investigation==
I asked Pollo to show me the world.He walked me into his class,where everyone was dead.Well,not dead,they were just unconscious.I turned the computer on and he was right.There was Tablebrine heads on the armour stands.
I thought that if I did what Pollo was doing when it all happened something new will happen.I did the thing and the base was on fire.I sighed.“Look,we'll have to find what Tablebrine is doing to you,ok?I'll join you on my laptop.
I joined him and investigated other people's bases.Mr.StricterThanStrict's base was totally destroyed and had signs that I have saw 2 times.THIS WAS THE 3RD FRICKING TIME I SAW THESE CRAPPY "Tablebrine is coming" SIGNS.But I noticed something.They were different.They were warped signs with red text.“I've seen these signs before,but these are a different type.” I said.I decided to troll Tablebrine with my conlang:Eyebian.I made an oak sign saying "Ollo Tablebrine!Vow yarey hova?" What I typed on the sign is translated too: "Hello Tablebrine!How are you?" .
==Creeps and ghosts==
I got a reply saying "Hova hatya" which means "You traitor" in Eyebian.I was very confused.1:How did I become a traitor to Tablebrine?2:How did he know......MY CONLANG?
I wrote a sign asking how he knew my you-know-what.He replied saying "You tought me it,remember Tablebrine?" I was even more confused.I then saw Tablebrine but not with a Tablebrine head,a duck head....what!?I noticed my skin.It was Tablebrine.I realised my mistake:The "tablebrine" I knew was looking for me,and I was Tablebrine!I heard my doorbell ring.
==Entity Containment==
I got sucked into the game somehow (is this cliche)and was put in a prison-like place.A bed,a toilet (which is pretty useless,mc characters don't go to the toilet) and a sink.Oh yeah,and a window on each wall.Then I noticed a jukebox & a chest.No other entity had those.I opened the chest.There was Disc Ring Ring and headphones (First a toilet,then a sink & Now headphones.How many more non-minecraft objects are gonna be in this crappy pasta!? ).I put on the headphones on and Dog was playing.Then I had an idea:Disc Ring Ring is a crappy,loud disc,so the guards can listen to that to that while I listen to Dog!I put the headphones on and put Disc Ring Ring in the jukebox.I could see guard's ears bleeding (Non-Minecraft stuff:4).A guard came up to my cell and said "HEY,CAN YOU STOP THA-?".The reason he didn't get to finish the sentence is because he died from loss of blood.Turns out,he had the key to my cell.
== The Great Escape ==
The key was close enough for me to be able to pick it up.I unlocked my cell door and ran to the exit of the prison.All the guards were dead.Oh cool,the exit is LOCKED.Well this sucks.I'm sure there have to be some extra guards somewhere.Maybe one of the dead guards have the key.
5 seconds after that,I found the key and unlocked the exit.
== The End ==
I woke up on the couch.My PC was still there,looking at the duck guy.The duck person said "Well,your awake.You escaped.Congrats." 
== Epilouge ==
There are so many questions left to be answered.Find out the answers to those questions nobody is asking in my next crap page that will probably have the same fate as this one and not be edited for about a year!
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