Spikey's Next Episode (Spikey's Fairytale Part 2)

Cast:Spike,Erica,Twilight,Eva,Spyro,Pop Fizz,Jet-Vac,Discord,Darth Vader,Cat R Waul/Yosemite Sam,Pearl and Aisling.
(Part 1 is here)
Transcript
Cat R Waul:Ok, that stuff is terrible. But can you take over the world with it?
Aisling:TALKING CAT! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Spike:So that's what I can do to get rid of her.
Erica:Or use the bad fairytale spray on her, and freeze her FOREVER!
Twilight:If anything the spray is too good.
Eva:Once it's hypnotizing effects hit the brain's neurons, it sends every scent far,far away.
Twilight:And the only way to break it's effects is to complete whatever fairytale it puts you in.
Spike:Ok. Well,since I had to be kissed and be snapped out of it, I'll have to scrub my face with dis-infecting soap. (goes)
Erica:And I'm gonna run away too,because I kissed a dragon,and go before something goes wrong with the spray again! (goes too)
Discord:So you're saying,If you got hit with the spray,you think I'm a prince,and love me ever after?
Twilight:Or you could be an evil king who locked me in a tower. Or better yet,a toad.
Discord:What?!
Eva:The spray's effect is random. There's no telling what it will do.
Pop Fizz:Well, I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
Jet-Vac:We're gonna get rid of that spray before it reaks ugly fairytale havoc again.
Discord:Or use it on the lovely Twilight,so she will kiss me! (uses his hand to explode the canister,while everyone pleads him not to explode it; Spyro prepares dinner,and a explosion happens)
Spyro:AAAAHHH!! What was that? Are the girls' experimenting? There are no experiments at dinner time!
Cat R Waul:(as Puss in Boots) Stand back, peasant! For I am here to save Twilightunzel from the evil king!
Pearl:(as Zorro) Yes. What he says.
Spyro:TALKING CAT! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! (cut to Spike and Erica in his room;Spyro comes in) Help! There's a talking cat dressed like Puss in Boots and an beautiful masked girl with swords in the kitchen!
Spike:Come again?
Spyro:AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! (goes into Spike's closet)
Pop Fizz:(as Knight) Foresute, Evil King Discord! Release the long haired maiden from the tower!
Erica:He thinks the explosion we heard was the fairytale spray.
Spike:Ok,but where did they get the horses?
Eva:(as Cinderella) Excuse me,but I am looking for the royal ball. And my friends.
Spyro:I'm not a prince,I'm your father and WHAT IS GOING ON!?!
Spike:What I can gather,Evil King Discord,that's Discord has trapped Twilightunzel,that's your other daughter,in the tower.
Spyro:What? We don't have a tower!
Spike:Yeah,that's probably the lab.
Spyro:Well,I'm putting a stop to all this nonsense right now! To the lab! (goes)
Erica:Yeah,this is gonna get ugly. (Spyro finds Discord dressed as a king)
Discord:(as King) What say is thou, peasant?
Spyro:(gets mad) I'm not a peasant. And where's Twilight?
Twilight:(as Rapunzel) HEEEEEEEEELLLLLP!
Spyro:Discord,get her out of that tower thing and go home!
Discord:(as King) Uh huh. Uh huh. Or...I could...(snap his fingers) DARK KNIGHT!
Dark Vader:(as Dark Knight) Yes,King Discord?
Discord:(as King) Green Knight, Expel this peasant from my kingdom.
Spyro:YOUR Kingdom?! This is my kingdom and- (gets thrown by Darth Vader (as Green Knight),making Spike and Erica to notice)
Spike:Dad! (they rush downstairs and open the door to find Pop Fizz and Jet-Vac as knights)
Jet-Vac:(as Knight) Prince Spikey!
Spike:I'm not a prince.
Pop Fizz:(as Knight) Alas! We must join the forces and save the long haired Twilightunzel from King Discord's evil clutches! Foresute!
Erica:I'll tell you what. You save this Twilightunzel and we'll make sure that Dad Dad is alive alive.
Pop Fizz and Jet-Vac:(as Knights) Uh...Ok. (they rush upstairs and both Spike and Erica go to the fallen Spyro)
Erica:Ok. He's breathing. That's a good sign.
Spyro:Ok. My broccoli. Please.
Spike:No. Get him inside where it's safe.
Cat R Waul:(as Puss in Boots) Well, if it isn't Prince Spikey.
Spike:Again, not a prince. Nice boots.
Cat R Waul:(as Puss in Boots) Ah. They fit a little big. But they're really my style. Prepare to do battle!
Erica:A battle! Yeah,sure! Let us go get us some swords and RUN!!! (they run and Spyro falls down again)
Cat R Waul:(as Puss in Boots) After them! (he trips on his boots) I hate these boots.
Pearl:(as Zorro) You really should purchase the collect size,sir. (Spike and Erica hide and see Pop Fizz and Jet-Vac (as Knights) fall down from the lab)
Pop Fizz:(as Knight) Help us, Prince Spikey!
Jet-Vac:(as Knight) King Discord has this Dark Knight who uses floating magic to make you fall out a window!
Erica:Hey,where are your horses? (the horses fall on the knights Pop Fizz and Jet-Vac)
Spike:They'll be fine. (they go)
Erica:Ok,Prince Spikey. You realize what we have to do,right?
Spike:Well,just like a horrifying kiss snapped me out of my fairytale trance,we have to rescue the fair Twilightunzel from King Discord's tower! And that should snap everyone out of their fairytale trance and get everything back to normal.
Erica:Well,I was gonna say close our eyes and pray this was all a dream,but your idea is probably best.
Eva:(as Cinderella) Excuse me, are you the Prince Charming I seek?
Spike:I'm your brother.
Eva:(as Cinderella) Well,I've been looking everywhere,but I can't seek much longer. My feet are killing me!
Erica:Cause you wearing glass slippers. Who wears glass slippers? No one. Cause they're made of glass!
Spike:Now I'm off to save my sister from the evil King Discord! (he gives Erica a weapon)
Erica:That's a wooden kitchen spoon.
Spike:No,it's a sword!
Erica:Fine. We need some backward aprons too. (they go to the lab)
Spike:Evil King Discord,it is I, Prince Spikey, and my trusty sidekick,The...uh...uh...
Erica:Uh...Erica! Now,release the fair princess...person thing from the tower!
Discord:(as King) Twilightunzel shall not be released,until she agrees to be...my queen!
Twilight:(as Rapunzel) NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Spike:CHARGE! (they get lifted by Darth Vader (Dark Knight)) Oh,right. The Dark Knight person type thing. (they fall)
Erica:Now, that was just rude.
Jet-Vac:(as Knight) Prince Spikey! Are you ok?
Spike:No! Not ok! And I won't be ok if you won't be normal until we rescue Twilightunzel from the tower!
Erica:Hey,Twilightunzel is like Rapunzel! Which means all you have to do is climb her hair to rescue her!
Spike:Right! Twilight! Uh,I mean,Twilightunzel! Let down your- (a giant pile of hair is let down) Ow. Now it's time to start climbing! (he climbs) And...it's too...slippery! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Erica:Maybe Gloves will help!
Cat R Waul:(as Puss in Boots) Or...Boots!
Spike:Not again.
Cat R Waul:Destroy them! (they fight)
Erica:Ok,no fair! We only have spoons!
Spike:Ok,guys! A little help here?
Jet-Vac:(as Knight) Of course,there's knights,that's what we do.
Pop Fizz:(as Knight) Or we shall save Twilightunzel. (they go)
Erica:That's not what we meant! (the spoons are broken)
Spike:Wooden spoons make bad swords.
Erica:You think?
Cat R Waul:(as Puss in Boots) Now prepare to... (they almost get hit by Pop Fizz and Jet-Vac) Whoa. That was close. Now where was I?
Spike:You were forgetting about the horses? (As the horses fall,Pearl and Cat R Waul (as Zorro and Puss in Boots;respectively) run, but Cat R Waul's (as Puss in Boots) trips on his boots as the horses falls on him)
Cat R Waul:(as Puss in Boots;muffled) I HATE THESE BOOTS!
Pearl:(as Zorro) He'll be fine. (Spike uses Cat R Waul's Puss in Boots gloves to climb the hair)
Spike:Hang on,Twilightunzel! (he climbs) Prince Spikey will save you and- (the hair of Twilight is cut and Spike falls;he screams)
Discord:(as King) Nice try,Prince Spikey! But you're just a "hair" late! (laughs evilly) And will never save the fair Twilightunzel!
Twilight:(as Rapunzel) Will somebody please HELP MEEEEEEEE?! (screams and Darth Vader (as Dark Knight) closes the window)
Spike:We've got to storm the tower! I mean,lab. I mean,tower!
Erica:With what? Any stuff that we could use to defeat King Discord and his Dark Knight is in the lab! And I'm really not keen of flying out the window again.
Eva:(as Cinderella) Can anyone please tell me where the ball is? Because MY FEET ARE KILLING ME!
Erica:Because you're wearing glass slippers,you psycho!
Eva:(as Cinderella) Hey,I'll have you know that they are magical glass slippers.
Spike:Wait. What do you mean Magical?
Eva:(as Cinderella) I have no idea. (she removes her slipper from her foot) I just know that there are buttons and triggers on the bottom. (Spike grabs the slipper and examples it with a blast from it)
Erica:Yeah. Those will work. (cut to outside;Spike and Erica are on horses)
Spike:Everyone,stay here! Do not enter the house! Imean,castle!
Cat R Waul:(as Puss in Boots;muffled) Got it. (Spike and Erica enter the house)
Spike and Erica:SAVE THE PRINCESS!
Spyro:I still don't know what's going on but I'm gonna put a stop to thi- (he gets knocked out again by Spike and Erica;they proceed to the lab)
Spike:King Discord! Release the fair Twilightunzel! Or face our slippers!
Discord:(as King)Glass slippers? Really? Oh,Dark Knight! (he comes) Throw them out the window! (Darth Vader (as Dark Knight) uses his powers to levitate, but Spike and Erica reflect it with the slippers)
Spike:Fire! (they use the slippers to levitate Darth Vader (as Dark Knight) out the window)
Darth Vader:(as Dark Knight) Whoa! What's going on here? Stop! Is this not how it's supossed to work? (they send him out the window) Oh,no. NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Discord:(as King) Nice trick,Prince Spikey! But you will never save Twilightunzel if you can't get there! (he uses his weapon to destroy the stairs to the tower;Spike and Erica get an idea) What are you doing?
Spike:Seeing what else these glass beauties can do! (he uses the slipper to activate a grappling hook) Prince Spikey Away! Ok. Glass slippers are cool!
Erica:And hot! (she uses the slipper to remove the wall to free Twilight (as Rapunzel))
Twilight:(as Rapunzel) Are you my prince?
Spike:No. I'm your brother. And now to break the spell! (he uses the grappling hook to swing him,Twilight (as Rapunzel) and Erica out of here) Hang on,Twilightunzel!
Discord:(as King) You may have gotten "in",Prince Spikey. But you will never get "OUT"! (he uses his weapon to shoot Spikey,while he and the 3 were getting out of the house,they got out and the spell is broken,turning all of the characters to normal)
Eva:Why are we all outside? And dressed like this?
Erica:It's a long story that happened in a land far,far away. But was actually in the lab.
Discord:Hey,are we stuck in a fairytale or something?
Spike:Yep.
Discord:Ooh! Can I kiss Twilight?
Spike:Nope.
Discord:DARN IT!
Spyro:(comes back) I want to know what is going on?
Spike,Erica,Twilight,Eva,Discord,Pop Fizz,Jet-Vac,Darth Vader,Cat R Waul and Pearl:Nothing.
Spyro:Oh. Well,I gotta sworn I heard horses.
Spike:Uh,you must've been hearing things,Dad.
Spyro:The talking cat? (Cat R Waul meows) Hmm...Well,dinner's ready. Who's hungry?
Twilight and Eva:Is it meatloaf?
Spyro:Actually,I made Turkey legs!
Spike,Twilight,Eva,Discord,Pop Fizz,Jet-Vac,Darth Vader and Pearl:TURKEY LEGS?
Spike:It sounded like a feast,fit for the kingdom! (cut to the kitchen, Spike,Erica,Twilight,Eva,Discord,Pop Fizz,Jet-Vac,Yosemite Sam,Cat R Waul,Pearl and Spyro eats dinner)
Spyro:This is fun,but now I'm seeing horses at the table! (the two horses eat Spyro's food)
The End