Emil (Despair) - NieR: Automata

"Emil (Despair) - NieR: Automata" is a high quality rip of "Emil (Despair)" from NieR: Automata.
== Joke ==
The rip begins the same as the advertised track until 0:06, where the music goes silent and begins to be dubbed over by a male voice claiming to be 2B. He begins by introducing some of the game's central characters, but later moves on to talking about the voice acting background of Kira Buckland, the English voice of 2B.
At 0:15, "Resetti's Theme" begins playing in the background. At 0:44, the song switches to "Otis McMusic".
== Transcript ==
Hey, uh... [mumbles] This is me, 2B. This is, this is a robot, classy, sexy, beautiful... And I don't mean to say beautiful, [mumbles] I don't mean beautiful, I mean I'm beautiful, too. But I'm also beautiful because this android robot is thick. I'm a thick robot android thing. And I've got the star... over my wall, my eyes or whatever. And uh, you know... You know, I, I got my friend who's, who's got a robot, ro-butt, ro-bat, I don't know... But you know, he's, he's a little bit for the ladies. But I... I‘m more of the, the personal one. A butler/ uh, a mistress to the... to the Bayo fanbase or to the lesbian community as well, if they're into me. I don't know. 
That's music by Keiichi Okabe in the background. [mumbles] I'm voiced by Kira Buckland, my name is Kira Buckland. Nice to meet you, I live in Alaska. I come down to Funimation sometimes. I do, I do some work. You know, in the voice acting business. I started off on Newgrounds. It was in that little Egoraptor video, you know, girl chained and bare ass. That explains everything, right? I'm just a, a girl chain, I'm a girl chained robot. That's, that's what... uh, that's what this is. [groans] 2B or not 2B, that... is the question.
I want 2B to face sit me while I eat her robo pussy.
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