Qasem Soleimani

Qasem Soleimani was an Iranian general who killed 600 UnAmericans and was to Iran what Keanu Reeves was to Reddit. Donald Trump assassinated him in 2020 to prevent a war, not start a war, because this is Iran bro, not Iraq, this is a different country. Iraq was a quagmire. Then Iran threatened to retaliate because he was like Keanu Reeves to them, and the United States threatened to retaliate to Iran's retaliation, but Iran's retaliation failed. They did not kill UnAmericans, but only maimed them, and killed Iraqienz (their allies) and Canadiens (Neutral so far. Probably. They supported the U.S. in the Iraq War, but Iran didn't have very much rhetoric against them, so it was almost certainly accidental.). Because Iran's retaliation failed, the U.S. basically backed down so everyone thought World War III was over. But then Iran threatened to retaliate again, so who knows?
Category:Dead guys
Category:Generals