デリヘル呼んだら君が来た (Deriheru Yondara Kimi ga Kita)

== Lyrics ==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
それじゃちょっと 	sore ja chotto 	“Well then,
息抜きでもしましょうかって感じで 	ikinuki demo shimashou ka tte kanji de 	shall I just relax a bit for today?”
チラシの番号にTEL 	chirashi no bangou ni TEL 	I dialed the number on the flyer
たまたまドンピシャで気に入った娘がいたんで 	tamatama donpisha de kiniitta ko ga itande 	There just happened to be a girl that was my type
胸の大きい方をChoice 	mune no ookii hou o Choice 	My choice being one with a larger chest
 	 	
「髪型ショートで　攻めんのが得意な娘 	"kamigata shooto de semen no ga tokui na ko 	“A girl with short hair, an aggressive type?
今からそちらへお送り致します」　 	ima kara sochira e ookuri itashimasu" 	Very well, we’ll send someone over shortly.”
ドアを開けたら　別れた彼女 	doa o aketara wakareta kanojo 	But when I opened the door, it was my ex-girlfriend
おいおい　こいつは一体何の冗談だ 	oi oi koitsu wa ittai nani no joudan da 	What kinda messed up prank is this?!
 	 	
デリヘル呼んだら君が来た　虚ろな目をして立ってたんだ 	deriheru yondara kimi ga kita utsuro na me o shite tattetan da 	When I arranged for a call girl, you appeared, staring at me vacantly,
「あなたの好みのタイプになって帰ってきました」って 	"anata no konomi no taipu ni natte kaette kimashita" tte 	“I’ve become your ideal type and come back!” you said
ロミジュリばりの悲劇に酔い　傷付きましたとリストカット 	romi juri bari no higeki ni yoi kizutsukimashita to risuto katto 	Drunk in tragedy like Romeo and Juliet, slashing your wrist after being hurt
街頭を見渡して　大声で　さぁ 	gaitou o miwatashite oogoe de Saa 	Look ‘round the street and shout it out, come on,
チェンジ！　チェンジ！　チェンジ！　No,39！ 	cheenji! cheenji! cheenji! No, sankyuu! 	Change! Change! Change! No, thank you!
 	 	
朝の大阪　今日はご機嫌どうですか　上々？ 	asa no oosaka kyou wa gokigen dou desu ka joujou? 	An Osaka morning, are you feeling great today?
中々の塩梅です 	nakanaka no anbai desu 	I’m doing quite well myself
隣の部屋　喘ぐのは女子大生　ほら今もBPM190で 	tonari no heya aegu no wa joshidaisei hora ima mo BPM hyakyuujuu de	Even now, there’s a female college student gasping in the neighboring room, BPM’s at 190
 	 	
「細身スレンダーで地雷踏んだから 	"hosomi surendaa de jirai fun dakara 	“A thin, slender type has always been my weak spot, so
たまには年下　小柄な娘にしようか」 	tama ni wa toshishita kogara na ko ni shiyou ka" 	A petite, younger girl might make for a nice change!”
ドアを開けたら　縮んだ彼女 	doa o aketara chijinda kanojo 	But when I opened the door, it was my ex, who’d shrunk
おいおい　どんな魔法を使ったってんだよ 	oi oi donna mahou o tsukatta tten da yo 	What kinda magic did she even use?!
 	 	
ホテヘル行ったら君がいた　虚ろな目をして立ってたんだ 	hoteheru ittara kimigaita utsuro na me o shite tattetan da 	When I went to the hotel, you appeared, staring at me vacantly,
「あなたの好みのタイプは全部分かっているのよ」って 	"anata no konomi no taipu wa zenbu wakatte iru no yo" tte 	“I know every one of your ideal types,” you said
制服　人妻　ナース　OL　行く店軒並み全部登場 	seifuku hitozuma naasu ooeru iku mise nokinami zenbu toujou 	Uniformed, married, nurses, office ladies; she named them all
オプションは頼まない　延長もしない 	opushon wa tanomanai enchou mo shinai 	I won’t request anything extra, I won’t extend the time
 	 	
真夜中起きたら君がいた　虚ろな目をして立ってたんだ 	mayonaka okitara kimigaita utsuro na me o shite tattetan da 	When I awoke in the middle of the night, you stood right there, staring at me vacantly,
「あなたの好みのタイプになって帰ってきました」って 	"anata no konomi no taipu ni natte kaette kimashita" tte 	“I’ve become your ideal type and come back!” you said
思い出したくもない笑顔が　トラウマとなって住み着いた 	omoidashitaku mo nai egao ga torauma to natte sumitsuita 	That smile I don’t even want to remember, it settled down as trauma
愛執を見落として　絶賛逃亡中さ 	aishuu o miotoshite zessan toubouchuu sa 	Ignoring your covetous affection, I’m escaping at top speed
チェンジ！　チェンジ！　チェンジ！　No,39！ 	cheenji! cheenji! cheenji! No, sankyuu! 	Change! Change! Change! No, thank you!
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*Vocalospace
*ABnormal LEGACY 
*EXIT TUNES PRESENTS NUMBERS (album)
==External Links==
*Pixiv - illustration
*Axfc - Karaoke & lyrics
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Nico Nico Pedia
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*Vocaloid Wikia - Image and Lyrics Source
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