Fanfics

The following is an enumeration of fanfics by Tamers12345 himself. This list is meant to be completely comprehensive, covering all of Tamers12345's fanfictions that are at least one paragraph or so in length. Do note that some of the fanfic readings are not exactly the same as the original fanfics. For example, Wine Baby's fanfic reading version is much longer and different story-wise than the original. These are taken from Tamers12345's many deviantart posts.
== Bardonic (Bartleby x Sonic) Saturday Morning ==
"What A beautiful say it is" Sonic said rising from his springy yet 
comfy bead and gazing out the window. The birds were singing. The 
flowers were blooming. There wasn't A cloud in the sky. Sonic knew today
 was going be the day he finally confessed his love to Bartleby the Mink
 who lives just across the street from the young hedgehog.
He was
 ready. He put on his favorite red shoes with the white stripe, his 
favorite white gloves, but most of all his royal medallion. He didn't 
put anything else on because he prefers to walk around naked. Just as he
 put the medallion on however... there was A loud crash downstairs in 
the kitchen. " A thief?" Sonic thought. Sonic has been living alone for 
the past 2 years since he moved out of his mothers place.
Sonic 
turned his medallion into his laser guitar and proceeded into the 
hallway. "Okay thief. your about to see what happens when you mess with 
the blue wonder..." Sonic made his way to the kitchen. the sound of 
crashing and banged getting louder with every step. 1... 2... 3!!! Sonic
 opened the door suprised at what he had seen! Nothing... no one was 
there, and everything was the same he had left it last night. He checked
 the front and back doors. Both... locked?... He checked all the 
windows. They were all firmly held shut. He checked every room in the 
house. Nothing. Was it just sonic's imagination? "Oh well" Sonic said. "
 I guess I should just make breakfast now..."
Sonic made his way 
over to the fridge to get the pancake better he had made the night 
before. When he opened the fridge however... it was gone... "Where did 
it go? I could have sworn I put it in the fridge." Sonic wondered. Then 
he remembered! He keeps A camera recording in the kitchen just in case 
something happens to him and he needs help. He climbed up to the top of 
the fridge and retrieved the camera he speed backwards until he saw 
something caught his eye. Just an hour before Sonic had entered the 
room... Bartleby was here.
On the camera he appeared to be 
crying, eating all the pancake batter with his bare hands, and throwing 
shit around the kitchen breaking all of sonic's glass plates and cups. 
At the end of the video he heard Sonic coming down the stairs and pushed
 everything under the kitchen rug and... ran into the closet. Sonic 
turned off the camera and lifted up the rug. To his surprise all his 
broken shit was piled under there just like in the camera...
"and
 if that means the shit is really under the rug... then Bartleby must be
 in the..." Sonic looked over at the closet and slowly walked towards 
it. "Bartle...by?" Sonic said slowly turning the knob. Sonic swung the 
door open but inside... was no Bartleby. Just A mob and some cleaning 
suprise. "Huh? I thought he was suppose to be in he -" Suddenly Sonic 
was grabbed by suprise.
"HELLO BABY" Bartleby yelled putting his 
hand over the hedgehogs mouth! "Marmufy... mhy?!.." Sonic's voice was 
muffled by Bartlebys hand. "YOU WONT GET AWAY FROM ME BABY!!!" Bartleby 
began to lick Sonic all over his body! Sonic couldn't believe it! He was
 being raped by someone he was hoping to become lovers with!
Sonic
 finally pulled away, reached under the rug, and threw A broken dinner 
plate! Bartleby was hit over the side of the head. Blood ran down his 
face and only Sonic's body. The mink had managed to hold him down once 
again. Bartleby continued the attack. This time... Sonic was 
defenseless... There was nothing he could be but enjoyed the rape... 
Then he began to realize... Is this love?... "I love you Bartleby..." 
Sonic said....
I know baby... I know.. Bartleby said with tears of joy...
== Bardonic- Bartleby x Sonic - Wine Baby ==
Bartleby's wine baby...
Bartleby awaits sittin upon 
his king sized mattress. Or what he calls the mattress of the gods. And 
he was right... To sonic he was a god. Every day at noon sonic would 
bring him wine, but today when sonic entered the room...
bartleby wasnt there. He heard the door slam behind him! But when he turned around... no one was there.
The
 hedgehog drops the cups and bottle full of wine of many varieties and 
tried to get the door open but it just wouldnt budge. He knew what was 
happening... Bartleby caught him! Sonic heard a voice... "hello wine 
baby"
Sonic looked around but he couldnt find where to voice was 
coming from! It was as if the sound was coming from all round him. But 
as he was spinning something caught his eye. He saw a window slightly 
open... He knew that was his only way of survival. He ran to the window 
and grabbed it sliding it upward.
But just as he did someone 
grabbed his arm. It was his lover bartleby! Sonic was screaming try to 
loosen the grip of his lover. This however angered the posh mink.
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Bartlebys
 eyes started to spin rapidly as he gritted his teeth. He punched the 
hedgehog to the floor and grabbed a boss of wine, proceeding to beat the
 hedgehog's face with it until the bottle busted! Shooting shards of 
glass into the minks eyes.
Sonic hoped this would stop him... but
 to no avail... It only made bartleby madder! So bartleby continued to 
giggle and rape the beautiful hedgehog
== Bardonic (Bartleby x Sonic) Hot air balloon ==
Bardonic BALLOON FESTIVAL:
Sonic the hedgehog loved hot hair 
balloons. He always loved then. Even when he was A baby he would get so 
fucking excited whenever the hot air balloon festival would come to 
town, and this years wasn't any different... Actually, scratch that. 
Something was different this year. For once He was going to participate 
in the festival all thanks to his boyfriend Bartleby, Montclair of 
dresdin. Since Bartleby was rich, it was an easy task buying something 
as cheap as A hot air balloon.
"Wow Bartleby... thanks. No one 
ever bought me A hot air balloon before... Your the best you know that 
baby?" Sonic said. Bartleby wasn't paying attention to the small fat 
hedgehog. He was to busy tying bags of sand to the side of the balloon. 
"You no Bartleby. I sometimes get scared of height's. If this happens...
 do you mind holding me?" Sonic said blushing A bit. This caught 
Bartleby's attention. He turned around and looked at sonic. After A 
couple seconds he snorted in agreement and continued to tie the bags of 
sand down.
"Hey bro!" Suddenly, A voice was heard of in the 
distance... "This fuck?!" Sonic said looking far off in the distance. 
"Just then A green thing came into view.. "Ah shit!" Sonic said aloud. 
It was someone he hated very much. his bro Manic the hedgehog. was 
running up to the balloon at high speeds. "Bartleby! Quickly! Add the 
fuel!" Bartleby poured the gas in at the speed of light! "Hurry!" Sonic 
yelled.
The two lovers were not fast enough however as Manic 
jumped into the basket. "Hey bro! What's up?!" Manic said putting his 
arm around his blue bros shoulder. "Not your business dumbass. Why are 
you even here?" Sonic said looking away. He was very disappointed. He 
wanted this day to just belong to him and Bartleby. What's more 
beautiful than two lovers in A balloon flying high over the town? Sonic 
will tell you. Nothing... "You know bro. I think we should hang out 
more. Ever since you started to hang out with your boyfriend Bartleby, 
it's almost as if you forgot all about me. In fact I know how we can 
start. How about the three of fly in this balloon together? It will be 
fun." Manic said.
Suddenly Sonic punched his gunky bro across the
 face! Manic's head slammed into the hard poll hooked to the balloon. 
Blood was pouring out of his nose and mouth. "How about instead you 
leave me and Bartleby alone shit head!" Sonic said punching him in the 
face once more. Bartleby laughed. Manic was about to fall to the ground 
as Sonic grabbed him by the vest and kneed him in the gut. Manic then 
his the ground with A thud. Sonic then began to repeatedly kick at 
Manic's motionless body as it laid on the floor. "Help me Bartleby!" 
Sonic yelled. Bartleby joined in with A big smile on his face.
"You
 to! Stop what your doing and step out of the balloon!" Suddenly A group
 of 10 - 15 police officers came running up out of nowhere. Sonic and 
Bartleby stopped kicking the motionless body and put this hands up 
without hesitation. "Well... This is it Bartleby..." Sonic said. "Step 
out of the the balloon with your hands up." Said A man with A blow horn.
 Bartleby looked down and could see tears welling up in the small fat 
hedgehogs eyes. "No..." The beautiful mink said. "What?" Sonic said 
looking up at his lover. "NO!!!" Bartleby yelled! He He poured in the 
fuel, lit the fire and the balloon flew high into the sky!
"Open 
fire!" The police fired at the balloon but with no avel. Since Bartleby 
was rich he bought the balloon from an illegal Mexican in A van. Since 
it was made by A Mexican, the balloon was bullet proof. "You... you did 
it Bartleby. You saved us. Bartlebt wasn't paying any attention to his 
blue lover. He was to busy sticking his middle finger out at the police 
from above. Sonic wanted to join in on the taunting to so he stuck his 
upper body out out of the basket. "Later Suckaaaaaa~" BAM! Suddenly 
Sonic was shot in the right shoulder! He felt head first of the balloon!
 "BARTLEBY!!!!" Sonic yelled for his life!
Thankfully Sonic's 
foot had caught onto A rope just before he had fallen out! "Bartleby! 
Help me!" Bullets flew past Sonic at high speeds. Bartleby didn't wan't 
to risk getting his so he just ducked and laughed at poor hedgehogs 
torture. After almost 30 minutes they were so high they could barely 
even see the ground anymore. It was safe to come out now.
Bartleby
 looked over the edge to see his lover still dangling. Bartleby started 
to pull the rope up to rescue the small fat hedgehog. Just before Sonic 
was near the top however, Bartleby let go of the rope! "Wahh?! 
BARTLEBYYYYYY!!!" Sonic was dropped once again. Since the rope was still
 tied around his leg, his leg broke broke from the jolt! Tears ran down 
the hedgehogs face. Bartleby only laughed at this and pulled the 
hedgehog back into the basket. "Joke... Funny..." Bartleby said in 
between giggles.
"Bartleby. You saved me from those police... 
thank you." Sonic said picking up his bros corpse. "Now lets get rid of 
this ugly ass shit." Sonic threw his gunky bro out over the of town. 
"Heh. I wonder was janitor is going to clean up THAT big pile of shit." 
The two laughed.
Sonic opened his backpack to pull out an egg 
salad sandwich and an unopened can of cream and mushroom soup. "Hey 
Bartleby. Are you hungry? If you are we could share are-" Suddenly. The 
mink pinched Sonic's ass so hard it began to bleed! The blue hedgehog 
screamed in pain! Then Bartleby grabbed the can of cream and mushroom 
soup and slammed it into Sonic's head. Mushroom, blood, and cream flew 
everywhere. "B...Bartleby! Why?!" The mink then began to rape the 
beautiful hedgehog. Sonic's screaming then began to get fucking annoying
 so Bartleby shoved the egg salad sandwhich into the hedgehogs mouth.
"How
 do you like that bitch?!" Bartleby said was he banged the hedgehog like
 there was no tomorrow! Then Sonic realized. Did he love Bartleby? He 
did. No ordinary person would have raped him. It MUST have been love...
"I love you Bartleby..." Was the last thing Sonic said before going unconsious...
== Bardonic (Bartleby x Sonic) Swing Set Fun ==
"Hey Knuckles! Head's up!" Manic the hedgehog threw A paper airplane 
across the school bus hitting his good friend Knuckles in the back of 
the head. "Ow! Manic what was that for?" Knuckles said. "Don't worry 
about it stupid echidna. He probably just missed because he was dreaming
 just dreaming of A bowl of re-fried beans or fried chicken." Sonic said
 leaning against his seat with his hands behind his head. "Isn't that 
right fat ass?" Sonic continued as he looked over at Manic.
"Shut
 up!" Manic yelled as he stood up. "Woah everyone! We've got A badass 
over here! Better hide all your food before this fat ass gulps it all 
down!" Sonic said. Everyone laughed at Sonic's cruel yet somewhat true 
joke. "but I... Sonia! Tell them i'm not A fat ass!..." Manic said 
looking down A couple rows at his sister Sonia. Sonia just ducked and 
acted like she didn't hear him.
After no response Manic just sat back down in his out shame.
"Hey
 bus driver! Are we almost there yet?" Sonia said to the man driving the
 bus. "Almost just 10 more minutes and we're there. "Manic looked over A
 couple seats and saw the one person he loved in the entire world... 
Mindy Latour... She was just so damn sexy cause she had A big ass and 
wore lots and lots of makeup. He wanted to move closer to her so he 
decided to sneak down the aisle.
Halfway there however... He was 
tripped... but who tripped him. He looked to his left to see his brother
 Sonic acting as if nothing happened. Was it him? No... it came from 
under the seat... and it felt like A hand. So there was no way it could 
have been Sonic. But... but whats under the seat? Manic looked under but
 didn't see anything. He knew something was there... Did Sonic sneak 
some animal of sorts on the bus? A dog? Pig? Mabey?... Even A person. Oh
 well. Better to just act like nothing happened.
Manic made his way down the Aisle to sit down next to the sexy bitch known as Mindy.
"Were
 here!" The bus driver yelled! All the kids cheered as they ran out of 
the school bus and into the playground. What is happening you ask? Well 
it's A field trip! A field trip to the park! "Come on Manic! Lets go on 
the slide!" Knuckles said. Manic happily agreed. "Hey bro! Wanna come 
hang out with me and Knux?" Manic asked his blue colored bro. "O...oh 
that's ok Manic. I just feel like sitting on the bus for A while!" Sonic
 said.
"Well... okay. If you say so." Manic said running off the Knuckles.
"Come on Mindy. Lets go join them." Sonia said to Mindy. "Okay." Mindy agreed.
Soon
 after all the children were gone, Sonic made sure no one else was near 
or on the bus. "You can come out now Bartleby." Sonic said. Bartleby 
Montclair of Dresdin, Sonic's one true lover then procceded to climb out
 from below the seats. He had trouble because of his huge muscles so 
Sonic had to help him out of course.
Bartleby had to sneak on 
board because he loved the playground, and he couldn't go because he was
 A 20 - 30 year old man, and it was just A field trip for the kids. but 
Bartleby just could not leave his lover alone knowing his lover was 
going to have so much fun without him.
"Where should we go now 
Bartleby?" Sonic said. "Swing set..." Bartleby said pointing out the 
window at A new shiny red swing set the was just put up last week. "Okay
 Bartleby lets..." Sonic was interupted when he saw his lover already 
running out of the bus at high speeds. "Bartleby wait! What if somebody 
sees you!" Sonic screamed! Just then Bartleby ran into two people he 
knew very well. Knuckles and Manic! "Gaaahhh!" The two screamed as they 
slammed into A tree. "Bartleby!" Sonicran as fast as he could but 
Bartleby was just to fast for the small fat hedgehog!
"Bro! What 
is Bartleby doing here?! Did he sneak on board the bus? If the teacher 
finds out your in so much trouble!" Suddenly Manic was interuppted by A 
cheering crowd far off in the distance. "What is that?" Knuckles said.
"Bartleby?"
 Sonic wondered what was going on aswell. The three decided to go over 
and was very suprised at what the had witnessed. Bartleby was doing 
tricks on the swing set that no ordinary person could do! 360's, front 
flips, back flips. "It's beautiful..." Sonic said with tears in his 
eyes." Suddenly however! The line brock and Bartleby came tumbling down 
shattering his ankle! "Gaaaaaaahhh!!!" Bartleby let out A terrifying 
scream! The cheers then soon to become laughter. Bartleby started to 
cry.
"Stop it! Leave him alone!" Sonic said running up hugging 
Bartleby. "He's hurt! Can't you tell?! You Monsters!!! Monsters..." 
Sonic began to cry just as much as Bartleby...
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But Bartleby 
wasn't going to let the kids off so easily. Now Sonic was crying because
 of him. He started to scream and throw sand at the other children. "GET
 OUT!!!" Bartleby screamed! Some of the kids were able to ger away but 
some were thrown against the wall and others beaten. When he looked over
 at Sonic... now Sonic was scared of Bartleby... Sonic backed up in 
fear...
Just then, Bartleby found out Sonic was vulnerable. He jumped on the beautiful hedgehog and raped him.
== Bardonic (Bartleby x Sonic) Rock Climbing ==
BARDONIC ROCK CLIMB:
"Wow!" Was the only word that came out 
of Sonic's mouth as he looked upon mount Everest from below. He had 
never seen anything so damn big in his life. What made him even happier 
was... he was going to climb that piece of shit with his lover Bartleby 
Montclair of Dresdin.
You see, ever since Sonic was A baby his 
dream had always been to climb the tallest mountain in the world. He 
never had A chance to though because he never had the money... but now 
he can, because Bartleby bought mount Everest and gave it to Sonic for 
his birthday.
Sonic quickly put on his climbing gear and ran to 
the foot of the mountain to wait for his lover Bartleby to be ready. 
After about 5 minutes Bartleby came out of the changing room butt naked 
wearing nothing but his climbing rope.
Sonic immediately got A 
nose bleed but covered it up with his hands. "Wow... B...bartleby. Where
 are you clothes?" Sonic said covering his nose which was now gushing 
like garden hose. "Oh yes. My muscles were to big so they just blew 
right off of my body." Bartleby said flexing his muscles.
"Oh. 
Again? That's to bad." Sonic said. "Don't worry about it baby. I'm rich.
 I can just buy new clothes when we get back home. Then when those ones 
rip I can just buy another pair." Bartleby walked up to Sonic and gave 
him A good slap on the behind.
The two turned towards the mountain with determination in mind. "Lets do this..." Sonic said...
after
 about 5 minutes Sonic was still only about 20 feet off the ground. He 
was having fun though and that's all that mattered. He looked up at his 
lover Bartleby who was climbing so fast he was making 5 - 10 feet 
everyone few seconds. (Must be nice to have muscles.) Sonic thought to 
himself... (Must be even nicer to be hugged by thought muscles 
though...)
Suddenly Sonic's hand slipped. (No! I gotta stop 
fanticising about Bartleby's muscles!) "Bartleby! Help me!" Bartleby 
looked down to see his lover about to fall to his death! Bartleby then 
jumped down the mountain onto A ledge right below Sonic. He caught the 
small fat hedgehogs in his arm. "Thank you... Bartleby..." Sonic said 
blushing...
Bartleby just dropping him and began climbing again.
 "Hurry up baby. I didn't by this mountain for you to have fun. I bought
 it so I get get to the top and rape y... I mean... for both of us to 
have fun." Bartleby said."Yes! Of course Bartleby!"The two climbed for A
 good 3 or 4 hours until it started to snow... "Ah shit. Looks like we 
need to set up camp for the night. If we continue climbing we could turn
 into popsicles." Sonic said pulling out the tent.
The two set up
 the tent and were ready to climb in. Sonic climbed in first, then 
Bartleby. Bartleby had trouble because of his huge muscles but with 
Sonic's help they were both in. "I love you Bartleby..." Sonic said 
snuggling up against the muscular mink known as Bartleby Montclaire of 
Dresdin. "I know." Bartleby said with an annoyed expression.
"I 
hope this storm blows over soon Don't your Bar-" Sonic was cut off as 
the tent began to shake wildly from the wind! "Bartleby! I'm scared!" 
Sonic said rocking and turning! "Be quiet bitch i'm trying to sleep." 
Bartleby said rolling over. Suddenly the wind got so strong it pulled 
Sonic out of the tent!
"Bartlebyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!" Sonic screamed 
for his life! Bartleby heard his lovers cry for help and ran outside! 
"Were you at baby?!" He looked down the mountain and saw that sonic was 
now hanging by one thread of his pants. "Bartleby! Help me!" Sonic 
pleaded... Bartleby looked his backpack but couldn't find anything that 
could help the small fat cutie pie. "Yo my bitch! Where's your 
backpack!" Bartleby yelled! "It's in the tent!" Bartleby looked in the 
tent and found the said backpack. He was in such A hurry however that he
 just ripped the whole thing open! Inside he found some money, 
toothpaste, and gum. He took that and put it in his pocket. (He won't be
 needing these now!) He thought to himself.
Then... He found A 
rope! He pulled the rope out and tied end to A rock on the mountain and 
tied the other end to his waste! He looked down the mountain. Only one 
shot. He's gotta make it count... Bartleby jumped off the mountain. 
Sonic looked up with tears of joy in his eyes. His lover was going to 
save him...
Suddenly Bartleby flew past Sonic and was now out of
 sight... "He ditched me... HE DITCHED ME!" Sonic said crying and 
ramming his fist against the mountain. "I thought you loved me Bartleby!
 I thought we loved each other!!!" Sonic punched the mountain so much 
his hand began to bleed.
After 3 days passed the storm was over 
and Sonic was still dangling by the thread... He gave up hope. "No one 
is ever going to rescue me... I'm going to die out here..." He said..
Then...
 He heard something in the distance... "A... Helicopter..." Then... A 
helicopter came into view! On the side of the vehical said "Bartleby's 
shit" "Bartleby must have bought A helicopter to come and rescue me!"
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Bartleby
 jumped out of the helicopter and landed on the ledge right above Sonic.
 He reached him hand down. It was grabbed by Sonic's cold frost bitten 
hands... "Bartleby... Thank you..." Sonic was pulled up onto the cold 
hard ledge... He was finally.... FINALLY... safe and sound... Or so he 
thought!
Bartleby Montclair of Dresdin punched Sonic in the neck 
making the hedgehog cough up blood! "W...why?!"
Sonic said allowed! 
Bartleby then began to rape the beautiful hedgehog like there was no 
tomorrow! Sonic's screams could be heard from miles away! Wait... Miles 
about?! So this is the real reason Bartleby bought Sonic mount Everest 
for his birthday... So no one could hear his rape... So Bartleby was 
doing it for him. His lover... Bartleby must not have wanted anyone to 
ruin there time of lover. So Bartleby really did lover Sonic... 
"Bartleby... Thank you..." Sonic said giving his Bartleby to the posh 
mink. "Be quiet baby!" Bartleby said punching Sonic in the face.
"I love you... Bartleby..." Sonic cried tears... of joy...
== Bardonic (Bartleby x Sonic) Starry night... ==
"Lets go Bartleby!" Sonic and his lover Bartleby Montclair of Dresdin 
ran off into the open field. Every night Sonic would come to his secret 
area to look up at the beautiful stars, but this is the first time he 
has ever brought anyone with him. His secret area is right outside 
mobotropolis in the middle of the forest. In this part of the forest the
 trees were placed around in A big circle. In the middle of that circle 
was an open field were the grass was always green and the skies would 
shine bright with stars...
"Isn't this great Bartleby? It's my 
secret area." Sonic said to the beautiful mink. "It's not nearly as good
 as my bathroom" Bartleby said picking up A rock and throwing it at 
sonic hitting him over the head. "Gaaahh! W...well of course Bartleby. 
Your rich after all. Your can afford A huge and glorified bathroom. It's
 just at... Isn't this beautiful? What nature has created?" Sonic said 
trying his best to get up. "No." Bartleby said kicking sonic in the gut 
knocking him back on the floor."
"Now when can we go? This place 
is stupid." Bartleby said as he forcefully picked up the small fat 
hedgehog and pushed him back on his feet. "Well... we can go in A minute
 Bartleby. I just want to show you something." Sonic ran over to the 
bottom of A tree and waved Bartleby to come over. Bartleby did just 
that.
"Follow me Bartleby" Sonic began to climb up the tree. 
"Wait just A minute. You expect me to climb this shit?" Bartleby said. 
"Well if you don't want to see my secret then..." Sonic was interrupted 
as he saw Bartleby walking away. "Bartleby! Were are you going? Don't 
you want to see my secret?" Sonic said... "Hell no. If it doesn't cost 
money it isn't worth my time." Bartleby said walking off.
"O...oh right..." Sonic said with tear filled eyes.
Suddenly
 however... he heard voice... Bartleby stopped as well. Who could it be?
 It sounded like A big group. The two looked at each other then to the 
right where the voices were coming from... Suddenly A group of 7 - 8 
black people came into view.
"Niggers... Bartleby! Get over here 
quick!" At that exact moment the two lovers were noticed by the black 
people! "Check it out Nigga's! We got some fresh meat over there!" One 
of the black people pointed out. "No way man! Look over there! That guy 
is Bartleby Montclair of Dresdin. They say he's the richest man on the 
planet. We could make some real dough of the that white man! What do you
 say Nigga's! Should we get em?!" Said another black man. All the 
Niggers shouted and began to run towards the two!
Bartleby ran 
towards the tree were Sonic was! "Hurry Bartleby!" The black people were
 running so fast they were like A blur. Out of the corner of Sonic's eye
 he could even see one of them running with A tv! (How can they still 
run that fast with A tv?) Sonic wondered. Bartleby grabbed Sonic's hand 
just at the right time and was pulled up onto one of the high branches. 
The niggers were all crowding around the bottom of the tree cussing and 
throwing pieces of watermellon and old KFC bones at the two.
Are 
you okay?... Bartleby?..." Sonic said. Suddenly without warning... Sonic
 was hit over the head with A huge watermelon! "Sonic!" Bartleby yelled!
 but Sonic couldn't hear him. He was passed and was now falling out of 
the tree... Thankfully however... Bartleby caught his foot just in time!
It
 didn't help much though. All the black people down at the bottom had 
grabbed both of Sonic's arms and his head! They were to much to handle. 
Even for Bartlebty's stiff muscles. "Bartlby... help... me..." Sonic 
muttered... Bartleby could see the tears streaming down Sonic's face... 
even if his face was being beaten by the niggers... "Bartleby..." Sonic 
said in between punches...
"Your on your own fatass!" Bartleby 
said climbing up the tree away from the black people! 
"BARTLEBYYYYYYY!!!" Sonic yelled as loud as he could! Every now and then
 we would be punched in the gut making his voice wither... "Bartle..." 
Sonic was stomped in the face. He face was so bloody and fucking jacked 
up you could even tell it was his face anymore. Maybe his ass but not 
his face...
After 5 constent hours of pure beating and torture 
the black people just took Sonic's money and left. "Have fun cracker!" 
One nigger yelled stabbing Sonic in the arm with A fried chicken bone 
before getting up to meet up with the rest of the black people...
*Caugh...
 "Bartle..." *Caugh...* "By..." Sonic got up. it hurt him. He could feel
 his spine sticking out through his back and his rib cage was now poking
 into his lungs... "I must make... sure... that Bartleby is... Okay..." 
Sonic said getting to his feet. He was knocked out for so long he wasn't
 able to see what happened to his lover... "Bartle...by... please 
be...Okay..."
Sonic made his way to the tree. Sonic began to 
climb... branch after branch was like him going through A living hell...
 but he must go through this pain... for Bartleby... After all was said 
and done he got to the final branch... What he saw up there shocked him.
Bartleby
 was sitting up there alone with A big smile on his face and tears of 
happiness pouring down. Sonic wondered what was making him so happy. 
Shouldn't he be worried about the beating his lover Sonic took? Then... 
Sonic Looked up... The sky was filled with stars... Millions and 
millions of beautiful stars...
Sonic crawled over and made his way to Bartleby... He wanted to join the mink on this glorious night...
Just
 then however Bartleby turned around! His eyes filled with lust! He 
grabbed Sonic by the neck and threw him against the trunk of the tree! 
"GAAAAHHH!!! B...Bartleby... W..what is this?!" Sonic said! He could 
hardly breath and was coughing up blood. Bartleby jumped upon the 
beautiful hedgehog and raped him like there was no tomorrow! "Bartleby! 
St...stop it! Please!!!" Sonic screamed! Tears ran down sonic's face as 
he heard the crowd of black people cheering at the bottom of the tree! 
Bartleby gave them A thumbs up and continued his rape!
Then Sonic
 realized... Did Bartleby hire them to beat down Sonic and make him 
vulnerable to rape?! Bartleby nodded yes almost as if he was reading 
Sonic's mind... Sonic closed his eyes and decided to except his 
destiny... Then the truth hit him... he loved Bartleby... Bartleby 
actually planned all this just to make love with his loved one... no 
ordinary person would have done this...
"I love you Bartleby... Do you love me?..." - Sonic
"Okay..." - Bartleby
All
 night that forest was filled with the sound of Sonic's beautiful voice 
screaming and A crowd of black people cheering... The... End...
== Bardonic: Live GRANDE Like A Burrito ==
Sonic and bartleby stepped out of the limmo. Why did they have a limmo 
you ask? It was the grand opening of the new mexican restruant "Live 
Grande Like A Burrito". The little blue hedgehog was suprised to see 
that there werent any cars parked out front. Was The restruant nothing 
but failure? No. He and bartleby would be the judge of that. "Come on 
bartleby lets go inside." The hedgehog said. "Okay baby" The mink pushed
 the hedgehog on to the ground to the side. He was now running for the 
door at lightning speed... Sonic couldnt help but giggle at this. 
Bartleby at a restruant was like a child in a toy store.
As sonic 
caught up to the sexy mink he noticed that the sign on the wall said it 
opens at 10:00 AM. It was now 10:05 AM. Well that makes sense. Noone 
showed up yet because it was still only open for 5 minutes. The two 
lovers stepped into the door to see a mexican into a sombrero and pancho
 wating to seat them. "Bartleby... im scared." The hedgehog said. The 
mexican man made a gesture pointing to the left. Was he taking them to 
their seat? Yes perhaps he was. The mink and the hedgehog sat in the 
booth,and looked to the mexican man who was trying to speak to them. Of 
course the mexican couldnt speak very good english, but he did the best 
he could. "Looks bartleby the burrito is trying to speak our language". 
Bartleby snorted in laughter and agreement. The mexican left to get the 
drinks. 5 minuts had passed... then 10... then 30... then an hour... The
 fat blue hedgehog was started to get worried. What takes so long to get
 two drinks. But then he remembered. They are dealing with a mexican 
after all.
Sonic heard wheels come to stop. Luckly they were sitting 
by the window so they could see the parking lot. 2 vans were parked 
simultaneously away from eachother but still close enough to the 
restruant for any small family to come enjoy a nice meal. Sonic New what
 was about to happen. He looked up to see a banner hanging on the wall. 
It only read to words. "Taco day"... Suddenly as soon as sonic finished 
reading it, almost on cue, about 25+ mexicans were swarming out of each 
van! They were racing into the the restruant! It was "taco day"! The new
 years for mexicans. "Bartleby!" The hedgehog screamed as the mexicans 
were pulling the fat blue hedgehog out of his seat! They were shooting 
green pepper juice into his eyes... "Help me!!!" The hedgehog said. 
Bartleby grabbed a fallen sombrero off the ground and used it to smash 
open the window. "Grab my hand baby" The mink said as he reached for the
 hedgehog! Sonic grabbed his lovers hand, but the mexicans pulled 
back... They were to strong for the mink... As soon as the mexicans came
 in, they had left. There were no 
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more tacos, burrito, or anything else 
mexicans eat... Are you okay baby? The mink said as he walked up to the 
hedgehog. "I think so... thank you bartleby." The hedgehog said getting 
up. When mexicans come in swarms not even god can stop them. "Well 
bartleby... lets go home..." the fat blue hedgehog was walking back to 
the limmo... "its rape time baby" The mink ran up and grabbed the 
hedgehog. He raped the hedgehog. He didn get any tacos today, but he got
 something more important... love...
== Bardonic (Bartleby x Sonic) Race of Love ==
"Are you ready for the road trip Bartleby?" Sonic said running out if 
Bartleby's mansion with bags in one hand and A map in the other? 
Bartleby just smiled and nodded to his short fat lover. Sonic was so 
happy. Today him and his lover Bartleby Montclair of Dresdin were 
finally going on the road trip they had planning all summer! Since 
Bartleby was rich they could have gone any time they wanted but Sonic 
wanted to wait until today to go on the road trip. Why wait you ask? 
Well that's A simple question. It's because it was there one year 
anniversary today! "Oh Bartleby. Can you believe it's been one whole 
year since we fell in love? Time sure does fly doesn't it?" Sonic said 
with sparkles in his eyes.
"Just get in already my fat sexy 
bitch." Bartleby said flexing his muscles with A smile on his beautiful 
face. Sonic got an instant nose bleed that began to flow like A gushing 
river. "O...oh. Yes Bartleby." Sonic sat in the passenger seat and put 
on his seatbelt. Then Sonic looks over at Bartleby and noticed he hadn't
 put his seatbelt on yet. "Did you forget your seatbelt Bartleby?" Sonic
 aid looking at the belt connected to the seat.
"Ah ha. Oh yes." 
Replied Bartleby. Bartleby then tried to pull the seatbelt around him 
but his muscles were just so damn big it couldn't go around him. but 
Bartleby wasn't going to give up. He was rich, and he was proud. He 
never loses to anything. Certainly not A seatbelt. "Bartleby that's 
enough. your just straining yourse-" "SHUT UP!!!!" Sonic was caught of 
guard by Bartleby's sudden outsburst. "Don't you dare question me again 
fool! I've got money!" Sonic new when Bartleby get's mad, it's best to 
do as he says so Sonic just sat in his seat without A word.
After
 A minute or two of Bartleby's struggling, there was sudden A loud SNAP!
 The seatbelt had snapped right of it's hinges and hit Sonic across the 
face. it left A giant purple bruise on his cheek(The one on his face.) 
"Ow!" Sonic cried out in pain. "Fucking seatbelt! I bought this car so 
it would be extra sturdy! SON OF A BITCH!" Bartleby was furious. Though 
he was the rishest man in the world, he hated wasting money on 
weak/poor/broken shit. "Bartleby calm down! It's alright!" Sonic cried 
out to his lover! "No you little fat turd! I am Bartleby Montclaire of 
Dresdin! I get what I want! and with that he punched Sonic across the 
face. Tear ran down Sonic's eyes. "B... Bartleby... please..." Sonic 
said in between gasps."
"Please WHAT?! What did I do? It's the 
stupid car salesmans fault! Sonic! Get inside with the insurance company
 and tell them to get over here to fix my shit!" Bartleby said 
threatening to hit his lover sonic the hedgehog with the seatbelt once 
more. "Of course Bartleby!" Sonic said getting out of the car. As Sonic 
got up to the doorway Bartleby called him back once more. "Sonic!" 
Bartleby called out. "Yes Bartleby?" Sonic said wiping away A tear. 
"Just get over here we need to get going. I decided I will just buy A 
new car on the way home. This one only cost about $133,000 anyways. 
Barrtleby said picking his nose then flicking it at there neihbors 
mailbox. Bartleby flicked the booger so hard that it shot straight 
through the mailbox like A bullet!
"Y...yes Bartleby! Of course 
Bartleby! Sonic shouted as he ran towartds the car. Bartlebyt decided to
 move to the backseat. Since his muscles were to big they would have 
taken up both the front seats and if he done that Sonic wouldn't have 
been able to see out of the car, and Bartleby doesn't want that. He 
want's what's best for his lover. Sonic climbed in the front seat, put 
the keys in, then positioned his mirror so he could look at Bartleby. In
 the reflection Bartleby winked and made A kissing face. Sonic giggled 
at this.
"Now Bartleby! Time to go on are adventuuuuuurrrree!!!" 
Sonic said as he pulled out of the driveway. Sonic was careful not go 
over the speed limit which was 45. He didn't want to get A ticket 
because since he was only 15, he wasn't old enough to drive yet. So 
whenever A policeman drove by, Sonic would duck in the passengers seat, 
and Bartleby would leave over the front seat to make it look like he was
 driving from the back seat. Somehow it always fooled them.
Sonic
 then pulled to A stop when they got to A red light. Sonic reached under
 his seat and pulled out A bag of dorito chips. He always hated this 
light. It would always stay red for A good 5 minutes. Last time Bartleby
 got so mad he actually tried to threaten the governor that he was going
 to buy the street. Bartleby didn't though. He just liked threatening 
people cause it's fun. "Would you like some chips Bartleby? I brought 
your favorites? Bartleby started to drool. He reached over the seat and 
pulled the bag out of Sonic's hand leaving Sonic with only 3 chips. "Ha 
ha! Oh Bartleby. You must really love those." Bartleby nodded with A 
mouthful of Doritos.
Sonic looked at the light. "Come on! Change 
you piece of shit!" Sonic said throwing A dorito up at the light. While 
Sonic was distracted however, Bartleby kicked on the gas jolting the car
 forward. Sonic's head slammed into the steering wheel in front of him. 
"Ow Bartleby don't do that!" Sonic said rubbing his head. Bartleby only 
laughed at this and pushed on the gas once more. The car once again 
jolted forward making Sonic's head slam the back of his seat. "Bartleby 
stop!" Sonic cried out. Bartleby started to burst out laughing. He began
 to step on the gas repeatedly making the car jolt back and forth, and 
as it would jolt Bartleby would slam Sonic's head into the steering 
wheel multiple times. Sonic cried out in pain.
After the light 
finally turned green Bartleby pushed Sonic forwards motioning him to 
continue driving. Sonic done as Bartleby wanted and got ready to 
drive... then to the left they heard honking. To there surprise Manic 
and his girlfriend Mindy were in A car right next to them. Manic was 
making A gesture to try and challenge Sonic to A race. Sonic shook his 
head no while Sonic was shaking his head yes. When Bartleby saw Sonic 
shaking his head no, he was furious. "You scared you little bitch?!" 
Bartleby said mto the blue fat hedgehog. "What... N... NO! It's just..."
 Sonic said leaning back in his seat. "Listen here baby. I will never 
loose to ANYONE. Especially not in A race!" Bartleby shouted. "WHAT'S MY
 NAME?!" Bartleby shouted even louder. "bartleby..." Sonic said quietly.
 "WHAT WAS THAT?!" Bartleby shouted this time punching Sonic across the 
face. "Bartleby! You Bartleby okay? You never lose to anyone! I know!" 
Sonic said with tears in his eyes.
Bartleby laughed at how 
pathetic Sonic looked. He liked having power. "That's right baby. We are
 going to race... and I... am going to win. You got that?" Bartleby said
 as he sat down proudly. Sonic smiled. "Y... YES BARTLEBY! Your right. 
I'm sorry for doubting you." Sonic said proudly as well. "I know baby. 
Now. make me win..." Bartleby said as he took A bite of A dorito chip. 
"Of course Baby!" Sonic shouted as he turned to manic. "Yo gunks! You 
want A race? It's on!"
Manic nodded. Both of them started there 
engines, then when Mindy yelled go, they both took of with lightning 
speed! First Manic was in the lead! Then Sonic! Then Manic again! "Sonic
 faster!" Bartleby yelled. Both cars were now going well over the speed 
limit at about 100 MPH! "Suck my balls bro!" Manic yelled from his car! 
"I'll be the one saying that when I win gunky green!" Sonic shouted 
back. "You know I hate that when you call me that bro!" Manic was 
pissed. He rammed his car into Sonic's almost knocking Bartleby out of 
the back seat!
"Bartleby!" Sonic cried out. "Don't worry about me
 baby! Just kick his balls!" Bartleby said as he punched Sonic in the 
back of the head! "I will not lose to them" "Yes Bartleby!" Sonic then 
turned the wheel to ram his car against his bros! This time it was Mindy
 who almost fell out of Manic's car! "MINDY!!!" Manic cried out as he 
turned to make sure his lover was alright! "Manic! Sugar buns! Help me!"
 Mindy cried as she was hanging out of the car. The only thing that kept
 her in the car was her seatbelt that was tied around her big ass boobs.
 "Alright just one minute baby! let me just kick his ass!" Manic opened 
the glove compartment of his car, and pulled out A box of nails.
"This
 is for Mindy!" Manic threw the box of nails at Sonic's front left tire 
popping it instantly! "What the hell Manic!" Sparks and nails flew flew 
the are. One of the nails cut Sonic on the cheek. Blood flew into his 
eyes causing him temporary blindness! "B...Barlteby! Help me!" Sonic 
said trying to get the blood out of his eyes! Bartleby was ferious! "Hey
 you little green turd! This race is over! Pull over right now! You are 
going to buy me A new wheel this instant! Bartleby shouted. Manic and 
Mindy were only laughing at this. He then picked up the bag of the 
doritos to throw it at the enemy but Bartleby accidentelly picked the 
back up upside down and the doritos poured all over Bartleby. "NOOO!!!" 
Bartleby cried out! Tears came out of his eyes. Manic and Mindy laughed 
even harder from this.
They then done A U-Turn and threw another 
box of nails at there other wheel popping that one as well. The wheel 
popped and the car started to go out of control! "Bartleby! Sonic 
screamed in terror! The car flipped over and over and over! "AHHHHH!!!" 
Sonic and Bartleby screamed! Finally the car came to A stop upside down.
 Sonic climbed out of the drivers seat. He was bloody and beaten... but 
atleast he was alive. "Bartleby...? B...Bartleby? Are you alright?..." 
Sonic quietly asked as he look at the pile of shit that use to be there 
car... No awnser... "...Bartle-" Then. Sonic saw A muscular man climbed 
out of the pile of shit. "Bartleby?!" Sonic ran over to help Bartleby 
out of the rubble. Bartleby was naked. His clothes must have been ripped
 of in the crash. Sonic got A noseblood because Bartleby looked sexy. 
"God dammit! My car! It's ruined!" Bartleby said punching the ground.
Don't
 worry Bartleby. At least we're alive." Sonic said touching bartleby's 
hand. "But my car. This is all your fault you little bitch!" Bartleby 
pushed Sonic on the ground and kicked him in the stomach. "B...Bartleby!
 Please!" Sonic cried. "Please this bitch!" Bartleby kicked Sonic in the
 stomach once more. "I knew I should have taken my limo!" Bartleby 
shouted.
"Is there A problem over here? A policeman walked up. 
"No. Leave us." Bartleby said. Just as the policeman began to walk away 
he noticed the destroyed car. "What happened?" Asked the police officer.
 "The was my bro. He kicked my as in A race and destroyed are car. He's 
right over there. You can go arrest his ass if you want" Sonic pointed 
over at A gas station where Manic and Mindy were just coming out with 
slushies and chillie dogs. "Hey you two! Can you speak to you A 
minute?!" The police officer shouted at the two.
Manic and Mindy 
dropped there food. Mindy bolted towards there car and jumped into the 
drivers seat. "Ah shit!" Manic cried out! "Mindy baby! cancel the 
reservations at the hotel! We're going to have sex in mexico!" Manic 
jumped in the back of the car and the two of them took off! "Hey wait! I
 say wait!" The police officer and 6 other cop cars took chase after the
 vehical
Sonic and Bartleby just stood there silently. "Well... 
Bartleby... I guess... We should just go home or-" Sonic was cut off as 
Bartleby picked up his fat blue lover. "Bartleby! What are you doing?! 
Put me down!" Sonic cried out in fear! but Bartleby wasn't listening. He
 carried Sonic to A cop car that had no one in it and was unlocked. He 
through Sonic in the back seat and began to rape him! "Bartleby! 
Please.... DON'T!" Sonic cried... but no one heard him. He was raped. 
Then Sonic realized his loved Bartleby, and Bartleby loved him. The rape
 was wonderful... (So this is love... thought Sonic as he was being 
raped...)
== Sonic's quest for gold ==
Sonic has always believed the story about the story about the little 
green leprechaun and his pot of gold, but what he didn't know 
however...he... was the gold...
It was A rainy and stormy night. 
Rain was hitting lightning was flashing through the skies. Sonic could 
not sleep, so he made his way to the window. He enjoyed the view of his 
street at night. The street lights are always A golden orange, Black 
people are always mugging someone, and A bunch of Mexicans are alway's 
trying to fit into A giant van. (Sonic lives in the ghetto) Heh. Silly 
Mexicans. You couldn't do it last time, you wont be able to do it this 
time. Sonic thought to himself.
After A couple hours they 
actually managed to do it. Sonic was at A lost for words. After some 
more hours passed. He decided to finally get some sleep. The rain was 
still fierce thought.
Suddenly! Sonic saw A green flash by the 
window! "A leprechaun?!" Sonic ran strait downstairs and out the front 
door! He looked all around but couldn't find the midget in green. "Son 
of A bitch! Give me your gold!" Sonic shouted to the sky. "No cracker, 
but i'd lover for you to give me your gold." Sonic turned to see A gang 
of black people. "Ah shit." Sonic said out loud.
Sonic tried to 
run, but the black people were to fast and strong for the small fat 
hedgehog. They took all his money and gave him A good beating. Sonic was
 laying on the ground all bloody as he saw the leprechaun on the roof 
this time.
"You!" Sonic shouted as he got the latter from his 
garage and climbed up on his window. What he saw up there was the 
craziest thing he has ever seen.
A rainbow... Connected from his 
roof, to A field far off in the distance. He saw the leprechaun running 
across the rainbow so he followed post haste! "Get back her and give me 
my gold!" He screamed at the top of his lungs.
He almost slipped 
and fell off the rainbow multiple times do to the rain. If he fell from 
this height... H...he would die?! After about an hour of constant 
running passed he finally got about 75%. He then began to feel himself 
start to slide down on his own. His back slammed against the rainbow! He
 was sliding down the rainbow at nigga speed!
He stuck his 
fingers in the rainbow to try and slow himself down... but he was going 
to fast! He fingers began to bleed from the pain! He looked down and saw
 the leprechaun in the pot of gold! "You! Please! SAVE MEEEE!!!" 
Suddenly the leprechaun removed his costume. It was non other than... 
Bartleby, Montclair of dresdin...
"No!!!" Sonic screamed! 
Bartleby began to pull Sonic into the pot to rape the beautiful 
hedgehog! "HELP ME" Sonic screams could be heard for miles. but it 
didn't matter since he was in the middle of A field! Finally Bartleby 
got Sonic into the pot! Sonic cried. He was being raped by someone he 
thought was his friend... but was in All an act? Did he... never really 
love me?... Sonic thought to himself. Bartleby nodded yes. Almost as if 
he had read the hedgehog's mind. This frightened Sonic.
After 4 
hours of rape... Sonic found out what he really wanted. Not gold or 
power... but love. He gave his body to the mink. Now it wasn't rape... 
It was love...
== Bardonic Bartleby X Sonic S Stow Away By ==
It was A dark and gloomy evening as Sonic decided, "Hey I know, I should
 go fishing. I havnt done that in a
while." Ofcourse The skies were grey
 snd it could easily break into a storm, but that never hurt anyone. 
Right?
Sonic got his banana boat and road out to sea. It's been a
 long time since he's been away frmo his lover. Who was his lover you 
ask? Bartleby. A beautiful posh mink. The smexy bartlyby however had to 
go on A trip. To take care of some shit. But what he didnt know 
was...there was a stowaway on board. It was noneother than his smexy 
lover. He had no idea though.
So sonic just road out to see, put A
 his line on the fishing pole, and put on his lucky fishing hat. "Now 
were are those worm's he said" After A long hard journey on the banana 
boat he finally found them but what was wierd was,...they were all 
eaten. All sonic thought about then was...Someone else is on this boat. 
and with that one line, lightning struck the boat almost on cue! Sonic 
fell overboard screaming for his life!
Then someone grabbed his 
hand, Sonic couldnt see who is was because some wooden pieces broken 
from the boat were jabbed into his eyes. but he new who it was by the 
cold hard hand's...it was his lover. Bartleby.
Sonic could 
slightly open his eyes then as he saw A beautiful face looking upon not 
him...but his ass. The mink pulled sonic aboard! Sonic new what it was! 
It was rape! He was trying to pull away as the rain came down like A 
storm! The mink was about to get his way! "Help help me! Rape!!!!! No 
one could even imagine what was going on through the poor hedgehog's 
mind!!!! The mink was licking sonic all over his body as bartleby tugged
 him up! It was so scary he looked almost as if he was crying and 
laughing at the same time!
The hedgehog was finally aboard. Right
 before The mink ripped sonic's pant's off however A bolt of lighting 
struck the boat again! This time knocking Bartleby off the boat!
Sonic
 was now safe...but...he knew even if it was rape he couldnt leave the 
mink alone at sea. He reached his hand out to bartleby...But! Bartleby 
grabbed sonic's hand and pulled him out to sea!!! Sonic screamed one 
final time as his head was pulled under water for the last time. Under 
the water sonic the hedgehog was being raped...then brutaly beaten then 
raped again.
After all was said and done...Sonic was dead. 
Bartleby came up from the what laughing so hard he forgot to blink. He 
got in the banana boat and drove away leaving sonic's dead corpes in the
 water...that was the real story...of sonic...the hedgehog.
== Sonic the hedgehog A space oddysyThis work is by DeviantArt user Nessearthbound who is presumably Tamers12345 ==
Sonic was so happy today. Today was his birthday! In fact he was so 
happy, he went to Bartleby montclair/his lover's house just to make sure
 he knew it was his birthday. But bartleby didnt know it was his 
birthday. Sonic started to feel bad as he felt tears well up in his 
eyes. Shouldnt his own lover know it was his birthday?...
but 
then he remembered. He wasnt as important as Bartleby! Who cared if it 
was his birthday or not! The two shared A laugh so loud people around 
the world could here them. After there short giggle Bartleby made Sonic 
strip down to nothing and dance for him. He knew Bartleby liked that, 
but he didnt. Mainly because every now and then Bartleby would giggle 
and smack his ass with A metal belt covered in hot sauce.
Then 
something unexpected happened. Someone knocked on Bartleby's door. 
Bartleby told Sonic to hide in the back room fearing it to be the cops. 
Sonic did. Since bartleby was in the nude he put on some whitey tightys 
to make himself decent. He answered the door. It was the mail man 
holding A box that was soon to be sent to sonics house.
Whatever
 it was Bartleby wanted it...because bartleby always gets what he gets. 
He tried to pull t he box out of the mail mans hand but the mail man was
 pulling back as well. "Let go of that! It's not your!" The mail man 
yelled.
Bartleby didnt listen. He only kept pulling with years 
running down his face and A smile. It was like he was in his own little 
world. Sonic snuck out of the back room to see what had been going on. 
When he got there Bartleby pointed at sonic saying one word. "Knife! 
knife!" Sonic know what he meant. He quickly picked up the knife from 
behind the tv and gave it to bartleby.
Sonic didnt want to see 
what was going to happen because he knew it would be grewsome. He ran 
the the back room trying to cover his ears. He could still hear the 
deathly screams coming from the poor post man.
After 2 or so 
minutes. Sonic came back in the room. Bartleby was in the kitchen makign
 cookies. Sonic really wanted to see what was in the box... it...it was 
just so tempting. He quietly opened the box trying not to make A noise. 
There was A phamplet inside.
A trip to space camp?! Wow! Sonic 
had always wanted to go there suddenly Bartleby came running in holding A
 steaming hot cookie tray with his bare hands! Sonic fell on his ass 
screaming in fear. Bartlebys hands were blistering and popping from the 
heat! "Bartleby! Let go of that pan!" Sonic screamed! He tried picking 
up stuff to use as an oven mit to pull away the pan but it was just to 
hot!
Bartleby screamewd in both anger and pain as he threw the 
pan onto the beautiful hedgehog! Now sonic was the one in pain! Bartleby
 held the steaming pan against the hedgehogs back as he began to rape 
him fiercely! Eating the cookies in the process! After the rape was over
 Bartleby made sonic strip down once more.
He made him go in the 
kitchen and make him some sunny side up eggs. Sonic was still him pain. 
His back blistering and popping. Tears gushed from his eyes. Bartleby 
then began to whip his back with A metal belt. He liked the noise of the
 popping blisters. It was hard for sonic to stand.
Every now and
 then He would fall to his knees begging for him to stop but then 
Bartleby the most beautiful mink would just whip him again. He wished he
 could go to space camp, and do all the things he would ever dream of...
 (look at picture above^^^)
"Stop day dreaming baby" Bartleby 
then ran up and raped the poor hedgehog once more! The mink began to 
rape him on the burning stove! Bartleby giggled in enjoyment... Sonic 
then began to realize... Mabey being with Bartleby isnt so bad. He is 
sexy.
== References ==