Have Mercy for Business/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: June 10, 2017
Episode Copyrighted: 2017
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Episode begins at The Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Squidward Tentacles: *walks in to begin our work shifts*
As they do, the two pause in their tracks when finding Mr. Krabs sitting at a table discussing things with Plankton over coffee.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton!!!
Lincoln Loud: Don't worry, I got this. *gets out a can of pepper spray and sends it right into Master Lox and Plankton's eyes*
Plankton: OWWWWWW!!!!
Lord Master Lox: MY EYES!!!!
Lincoln Loud: You won’t get the Krabby Patty Secret Formula you microscopic maniac!
Mr. Krabs: Lincoln, stop!
Lord Master Lox: Yes! Please!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Don’t worry Mr. Krabs! The formula is safe!
Mr. Krabs: SPONGEBOB! Plankton is not here to steal the formula!
Lord Master Lox: Plankton?!
Lincoln Loud: Then why is he here?!
Mr. Krabs: Business boys!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *holds our throbbing eye*
Plankton: Something you and your stupid pepper spray can’t seem to comprehend!
Squidward Tentacles: My life exactly.
Lori Loud: Literally.
Mr. Krabs: Would all three of you stifle already?! Now, as I am going to explain, Master Lox, Plankton and I are doing a business deal, over Krabby Patties.
Lincoln Loud: *pins Master Lox to the floor and hovers the pepper spray in front of him* Okay! You brainwashed my boss!
Lord Master Lox: No I did not! Although that would be a great plan once we become enemies again! Hehehe!
Mr. Krabs: *pulls Lincoln away* We have decided, albeit reluctantly, to merge our restaurants together, for one special order.
Plankton: Much to both of our dismays of course.
SpongeBob is shocked.
SpongeBob SquarePants: What?! This is absurd!
Lola Loud: *crosses my arms* Normally I don’t care about things like this, but Lincoln, for once, is right, this is crazy.
Mr. Krabs: Yes, yes it is. But we need to do so, because of him.
Patrick Star: Who me? *shows up out of nowhere eating half of a chili dog with a bolt attached to it*
All seven suddenly hear loud shaking and quaking. Bursting through the door, is Bubble Bass, who crashlands on top of Squidward with his humongous butt.
Squidward Tentacles: *muffled* Ow.
Bubble Bass: I am him.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Great! Another antagonist to deal with!
Bubble Bass: Hello SquarePants! Nice of you to throw the first shade for a change! But I am not here to argue. Is my patty ready yet?
Mr. Krabs: It will be.
Bubble Bass then eyes Plankton.
Bubble Bass: What say you?
Plankton: We’ll get it done you fat piece of lard!
Bubble Bass: You better, or I will promise to go easy on chewing you! You cute little jellybean!
Plankton: I am not a jellybean!
Patrick Star: Wait? You’re not?
Leni Loud: I'll totes get the job, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Works for me, Leni. We’ll get your biggest ever Krabby Patty ready Bubble Bass.
Lord Master Lox: Tenfold!
Patrick Star: Could I have a bite of it?
Bubble Bass: No Patrick, and good Mr. Krabs, that skeleton and little jellybean. How about you Mr. Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: No! I don’t want to!
Mr. Krabs: Lincoln!
Lincoln Loud: But Mr. K! 
Mr. Krabs: No buts! You are doing this! Whatever you like it or not!
Lincoln Loud: Well I should have a say in the matter!
Lord Master Lox: Be quiet, you fool!
Lincoln Loud: *remains silent*
Bubble Bass: Excellent!
Squidward Tentacles: *sarcastically* Kudos to all! *angrily* NOW GET OFF OF ME!
Bubble Bass: Oh! Sorry! My bad! *politely gets off Squidward and walks out to wait for my meal then sits on Lola accidentally*
Lola Loud: *angrily* BUBBLE BASS, STOP SQUISHING ME!
Bubble Bass: Sorry! *stands up and moves Lola out of the chair*
Squidward Tentacles: *realizes that he was sitting on the chair* I am going to take a shower. *goes off to the bathroom*
SpongeBob SquarePants: I didn’t know we had showers.
Lincoln Loud: Certainly.
Slide transition, we see Lincoln in his room with SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Master Lox, Plankton, Bubble Bass, Leni, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lana, Lisa, and Lily at a private meeting.
Lincoln Loud: Thank you all for coming here and helping me.
Lana Loud: No problem Lincoln! We do anything to get Lori to move back to Royal Woods.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Yeah! She's a famous golfer and she owns a golf course! She is awesome!
Lily Loud: Poo poo!
Leni Loud: And the luckiest. But, are you sure mom and dad will be okay about this?
Lincoln Loud: Absolutely. Mom is at the spa for the whole week. She really needed it. *lifts my bed mattress which reveals a plan to make Lori and Bobby stay* Okay, here's the plan. Lori and Bobby are married, so they sleep together. 
Leni Loud: I know! They can sleep in Lori's old bed.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh, didn't Lana throw up worms on it?
Lana Loud: *sweats* Uh, that could have been anyone's worm vomit!
Lincoln Loud: Anyway, my plan is that Lori and Bobby can sleep in Luna and Luan's old room. Leni, can you make the bed comfortable?
Leni Loud: You know it, Linky! *winks at him*
Lincoln Loud: Excellent! Lisa, Lana, and Lynn, can you guys make sure dad makes Bobby's favourite dishes?
Lisa Loud: Affirmative. 
Lana Loud: It shall be done.
Lincoln Loud: Great! Squidward, you're the cashier.
Squidward Tentacles: I'm on it. *leaves*
Lincoln Loud: And Lily, can you make sure Lola doesn't look at Bobby like this? *makes a mad face* She's still having trouble accepting him as her second brother.
Lily Loud: Poo poo! *makes two thumbs up*
Lincoln Loud: Perfect! Time to put our plan into action!
Bubble Bass: I was eating pickles.
Mr. Krabs: Bubble Bass, you can leave now.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: Huh?
Mr. Krabs: I'll have a job for you now.
The scene cuts to Master Lox and Plankton walking back into the Krusty Krab with Pearl and Karen and his pet amoeba Spot and his pet skeleton dog Miyduke by their sides. They face SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Lincoln, Lori and Bobby.
Patrick Star: *watches from a table* Cool! A Faceoff!
Mr. Krabs, Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *glares each other*
Mr. Krabs: We are still sworn enemies Plankton!
Plankton: That we are Eugene… That we are.
Lord Master Lox: We are.
Mr. Krabs: We are only doing this temporary merger since we need the power of 2 to create the biggest heart attack ever for that fat video game nerd SpongeBob dislikes so much.
SpongeBob SquarePants: The reason is because he gave me an atomic wedgie at the 1991 KCA’S!
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry!
Squidward Tentacles: *looks at Karen* Eh, I’ll pass.
Karen Plankton: Same.
Mr. Krabs: No!
Squidward Tentacles: Barnacle head. 
Lori Loud: *looks at Pearl* Pass.
Pearl Master Lox: Same for me.
Mr. Krabs *blows a whistle* Okay Lads! Lassies! Pet! And Resident Idiot!
Patrick Star: Teehee!
Mr. Krabs: We need to work together to create the biggest Krabby Patty ever!
SpongeBob SquarePants: YAY!
Squidward Tentacles: I thought you didn’t want to do it!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Originally no, but I can’t pass up this opportunity to experience great teamwork!
Squidward Tentacles: *shakes my head and sighs in annoyance*
Lori Loud: *grins*
Mr. Krabs: *puts on my reading glasses* Here are the teams! SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni will do the cooking!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *high fives*
Mr. Krabs: Spot will bite anybody that slacks!
Squidward Tentacles: *falls asleep against a post*
Miyduke and Spot: *attacks him to get him back on focus*
Squidward Tentacles: Aghh!
Miyduke and Spot: *barks*
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward and Karen will be working the register with Pearl and Lori will be falling in love with Bobby.
Squidward Tentacles: Great… not.
Karen Plankton: You whine just as much as my husband.
Pearl Master Lox: Okay.
Mr. Krabs: Master Lox, Plankton and I will manage the business deals behind it! OKAY! GET GOING!
Screen cuts to Sam, Lola and Lily.
Sam Sharp: Hey Lola, so you think the banner needs more glitter or more colorful patterns?
Lola Loud: *just frowns and groans*
Lily Loud: *tries to make Lola smile* Poo poo!
Lola Loud: *continues to frown and groan*
Screen cuts to SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *struggles to carry a 50 lb slab of meat*
He finally places it on the grill after three attempts.
Patrick Star: *leans by the grill playing video games*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, do something!
Patrick Star: *groans and simply turns the grill knob from "OFF" to "ON"*
Lincoln Loud: Way to go, Patrick!
Squidward, Karen and Pearl are taking an order by Carl the Manager.
Carl the Manager: 1 Krabby Patty, extra—
Carl is picked up by Mr. Krabs and thrown out screaming.
Mr. Krabs: No unsolicited customers!
Screen cuts to Leni coming downstairs.
Leni Loud: *comes down the stairs* I just finished the bed! And I did a little paint job in the room.
Lynn Sr. and Lynn Loud Jr.: *comes in from the kitchen*
Lynn Loud Sr.: And the pisto is almost ready. 
Lynn Loud Jr.: I also added a little bit of spicy pepper in the pisto.
Lola Loud: I asked for pizza for dinner, but no, Lori and Bobby come over and we have pisto. *frowns*
Suddenly, a taxi horn honks.
Leni Loud: *gasps in excitement* It must be them!
Plankton: *almost attempts to steal the secret formulaformula*
Master Lox, Miyduke and Spot then shows up.
Plankton: Come on, Spot! I’m your owner! You can’t bite me!
Lord Master Lox: Come, Miyduke!
Miyduke and Spot: *smirks and shows Master Lox and Plankton an embarrassing snapshot of them being too affectionate around their inventions.
Plankton: Aaah!
Lord Master Lox: We're going! We're going!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *grills up the very large Krabby Patty*
Mr. Krabs: *finishes determining up a bill for Bubble Bass*
He kisses it in all of its glory.
Plankton: *sets up the tables while Patrick slips on an ice cube and crashlands into a trash can* Hahaha! Dope!
Lord Master Lox: Great job, Plankton!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *high fives each other*
Karen Plankton: *finishes inserting oil into myself*
Squidward attempts to get some shuteye, until Miyduke and Spot scares him awake with an angry growl.
Lola Loud: *frowns*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *begins adding the final touches to the patty*
Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Patrick and Lincoln: *finishes putting up a banner that says, “WELCOME! BUBBLE BASS!”*
Master Lox and Plankton feed Miyduke and Spot a bone, Karen, Squidward, and bicker over who is the bigger grouch and Patrick is barred from taste inspection of the patty by SpongeBob and Lincoln. And now the montage ends.
Mr. Krabs: Okay! We did it! SpongeBob made a patty!
Plankton: Against our wills!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Amazing things can happen though when you do teamwork!
Screen cuts in the room, Lincoln turns on the lights to the room, revealing that Leni decorated in a really girly manner.
Lincoln Loud: Okay, maybe the room looks a little too much. But, Leni sure did do a good job with the bed. I think you two might like it.
Lori Loud: Thank you Lincoln. *makes a nervous face*
Lincoln Loud: Well, good night you two! *leaves*
Lord Master Lox: Teamwork, sheamwork, you are the only one that must do this!
Squidward Tentacles: Now Master Lox and Plankton, keep your stupid dogs away from me! They're mongrels!
Leni is next to Lincoln.
Leni Loud: So, what did they think?
Lincoln Loud: No offence Leni, but I think Lori and Bobby think the room is too much.
Leni Loud: *holds my arm* I guess I did overdo the paint job.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *pats Leni's back* That's okay Leni. Tomorrow is part two of the plan. After Lori sees how fun Royal Woods is again, she and Bobby will want to move back here.
Patrick Star: *plays my video games* I'm just playing video games.
Slide transition cuts to the Krusty Krab with Squidward, Lori, Bobby, Master Lox and Plankton.
Lori Loud: Bobby, Boo Boo Bear!
Bobby Santiago: Babe!
Miyduke: *angrily barks and chases Lola*
Lola Loud: STUPID DOG! GET AWAY FROM ME!
Plankton: *sarcastically* Wow! I did not realize that they were mongrels! And he is also an amoeba!
Lord Master Lox: And he's a skeleton dog!
Lincoln Loud: Guys quit it! We were still a team, and a team that made the Krusty Krab succeed with Bubble Bass!
Karen Plankton: Wait? The Krusty Krab?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah!
Plankton: The correct answer is the Chum Bucket! If it weren’t for my mathematical genius, you losers wouldn’t have stood a chance!
Mr. Krabs: Oh is that what you think?
Patrick Star: I think! I’m thinking of mashed potatoes right now! Yum!
Leni Loud: I made homemade mashed potatoes! Totes!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Mr. Krabs, Lord Master Lox, Plankton, Squidward Tentacles, Lincoln, Lori, Luan, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily Loud, Karen Plankton, Pearl Master Lox, Miyduke and Spot: *stares at Patrick and Leni for a minute in confusion*
They then hear the loud rumbling and quaking again.
Bubble Bass: *bounces right back into the Krusty Krab and once again crashlands my butt right onto Squidward*
Squidward Tentacles: *muffled* Oh come on!
Bubble Bass: I’m here for my Krabby Patty.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Right at Table 4.
Plankton: Made from the finest brains of the Chum Bucket!
Mr. Krabs: Krusty Krab!
Plankton: Chum Bucket!
Mr. Krabs: Krusty Krab!
Plankton: Chum Bucket!
Mr. Krabs: Krusty Krab!
Lord Master Lox: My Lair!
Patrick Star: Mashed Potatoes!
Leni Loud: Totes!
SpongeBob SquarePants: SpongeBob!
Lincoln Loud: Lincoln!
Bubble Bass: ENOUGH! We have more pressing matters to attend to. Such as me eating for one instance. *takes a seat, almost breaking the barrel in the process*
The other characters stare at him awaiting his review. Bubble Bass, after cracking his knuckles and doing some stretches, picks up the entire table and swallows the patty in one bite.
Bubble Bass: Hmmm
Lincoln Loud: So, how is it?
Bubble Bass: This is not bad, not bad at all.
Mr. Krabs: Yay!
Plankton: The Chum Bucket Succeeds!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Krusty Krab!
Bubble Bass: Hold up! I say it was not bad….. that doesn’t mean it was good either.
Lincoln Loud: What?!
Karen Plankton, Pearl Master Lox, Mr. Krabs, Patrick Star, Lori, Leni, Luan, Lana, Lola and Lisa Loud: Huh?
Miyduke: *barks*
Spot: Bark?
Master Lox and Plankton: HOW?! WHY?!!
Bubble Bass: You pathetic losers spent so much time bickering with one another, that you forgot to add not only the pickles, but also the mayonnaise! The cheeses! The complementary spices! And a pinch of Himalayan Salt! This patty wasn’t a bad thing, but it is also far from good.
Squidward Tentacles: *returns after having cleaned myself offscreen from the butt land, then onscreen* What did I miss?
Bubble Bass: Sorry! Not sorry! Try again! And this time, I won’t leave until you get it right! *folds my arms and impatiently waits for another humongous Krabby Patty*
SpongeBob pouts in sadness thinking he has failed everybody.
Lord Master Lox, Plankton and Mr. Krabs: *looks on, before thinking of something*
Mr. Krabs: Hey, Master Lox and Plankton? Get me my bowl of pickled eggs in me office. Pronto!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: Yes Eugene!
Plankton: Hehehehe!
Lincoln Loud: Wait what?
Pearl Master Lox: Leni, get me some ketchup and mustard bottles.
Leni Loud: And relish?!
Lori Loud: Yep, and relish.
Spot: Bark! Bark!
Miyduke: *barks*
Miyduke and Spot: *arms up on potato wedges and other mediocre types of food*
Lincoln is confused. So is Bubble Bass.
Bubble Bass: What are you doing? I did not demand any of this stuff.
Mr. Krabs: Really? Well, too bad! *throws a bowl of pickled eggs onto Bubble Bass*
Bubble Bass: Egh!
Lord Master Lox: Here! Try some broccoli fattie! *force feeds Bubble Bass vegetables, which he is allergic too*
Squidward Tentacles: Try Squidward Souffle!
Patrick Star: And a cheesy patty!
Karen Plankton: Some oil for you bud?
Plankton: Chum for you!
Lola Loud: Try some cake!
Leni Loud: And hamburger!
Lynn Loud Sr.: Some pizza crust!
Spot: Bark! Bark!
Miyduke: *barks*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *slowly smiles at Bubble Bass’ just dessert*
Lincoln Loud: *smiles*
Bubble Bass: *finally snaps* AAAAAHHHHHH!! *bounces right out of the Krusty Krab to get away from all of this*
Plankton: And don’t come back!
Lord Master Lox: Yeah, stay out you big fat loser!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *tries to comprehend* Why did you do that Mr. K?
Mr. Krabs: Because son, while Master Lox Plankton and I may never ever be friends, we did realize one important lesson when Bubble Bass said you failed.
SpongeBob SquarePants: And what was that?
Mr. Krabs: Working as a team! Teamwork!
Plankton: Yeah! I guess.
Lord Master Lox: Sure hope so.
Time card reading "Three Days Later"
French Narrator: Three days later.
Three days later, Leni and Lincoln are playing go fish.
Lincoln Loud: Go fish Leni!
Leni Loud: Aw man.
Patrick Star: Go fish!
Lincoln Loud: *suddenly gets a phone call and grabs it to see who's calling* It's Lori. *answers* Hey Lori, hey Bobby! Are you guys in Rhode Island?
Lori Loud: Well, not exactly!
Bobby Santiago: *picks up Lily from the ground*
Leni Loud: Ah! Oh no!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps* Bobby stole Lily!
Lily Loud: *offscreen, cries*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *turns to the front door and sees that Lori and Bobby, who is still holding Lily, are in front of us*
Leni Loud: *gasps in happiness* Lori, you're back! 
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star Leni and Lincoln Loud: *hugs Lori and Bobby*
Lincoln Loud: *confused* But, what are you guys doing back here?
Lori Loud: Lincoln, I know how much you care about us, and I've realised that I am not ready to leave the family again. So, I took a job at the new golf course.
Bobby Santiago: And, we've moved into my old house!
SpongeBob SquarePants: But what about Rhode Island?
Lori Loud: Carol Pingrey was happy to take over the course for me there. It was a win-win!
Lily Loud: Goo goo, poo poo poo.
The rest of the heroes cheers and hugs Lori and Bobby, except for Lola and Squidward, who is still scowling. She suddenly steps forward, and hugs Bobby.
Bobby Santiago: *hugs back*
Squidward Tentacles and Lola Loud: *makes a small smile*
Lynn Loud Sr.: *cries in happiness* This is one of the happiest days of my whole life!
Mr. Krabs: Yeah!
Rita Loud: *comes in the house and looks refreshed* Hey everyone, I'm back! And I feel so relaxed. I really needed that. *notices Lola and Bobby hugging* What did I miss?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *smiles* Rita, you're back!
Squidward Tentacles: Good job! Now leave me alone for a week.
Pearl Master Lox: You did it, SpongeBob!
Karen Plankton: You’re a good worker, SpongeBob.
Patrick Star: And a good video gamer!
Leni Loud: I totes love you, SpongeBob!
Spot: Bark! Bark!
Miyduke: *barks*
Rita Loud: *smiles* Oh thank you so much guys!
Mr. Krabs: No problem, Rita! *to Lincoln* Now Lincoln, one more thing to say!
Lincoln Loud: And what's that?
Mr. Krabs: Master Lox's Lair and The Chum Bucket Staff are now the honorary candidates for when Bubble Bass sues us!
Lord Master Lox, Plankton, Pearl Master Lox, Karen Plankton, Miyduke and Spot: *look at Mr. Krabs with shock*
Plankton: You crustaceous cheapskate!!!
Lord Master Lox: We did the job, Mr. Krabs!!!
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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