The Lost CBT Episode

The Lost CBT Episode is a cancelled episode of Corporate Businessman's Telethon. In it, Mayor Evelyn investigates a shooting in a grocery store.
==Transcript==
The camera shows the ___ anxiously waiting.
Narrator: So, after the last episode, we are left with the ___ losing and up for elimination! So, after the votes have been counted by Clinko himself, what lies next for the ____? The answer is… We're not telling you that today, so we can focus on an issue in Pendleberry!
The camera cuts to a shot of Pendleberry in the sky. The camera swoops down to the town hall. The camera then cuts to the Mayor's office. A snail is seen there with the nametag "Mayor of Pendleberry: Snailton Evelyn". She is seen eating a mushroom oj a paper plate as she sloths over it.
Mayor Evelyn: Mmm… Mushrooms.
2 slugs rush to the Mayor.
Slug 1: Mayor! We have an issue.
Mayor Evelyn: Huh? What is it?
Slug 2: There's a protest.
Mayor Evelyn: Where!? Why!? Tell me.
Slug 1: There is a group of angry citizens standing outside of Terra' Megamart.
Mayor Evelyn: For what reason?
Slug 2: A shooting.
Mayor Evelyn: WHAT!?
Slug 1: Mayor, police forces are already present, we're asking you for further action.
Mayor Evelyn: Take me to Terra's Megamart.
The camera cuts to Evelyn and the Slugs rushing to a miniature limo.
Slug 2: Hurry!
Mayor Evelyn: We don't have much time!
Slug 1: Ugh! Almost there!
20 seconds later, the slugs and Mayor Evelyn get into the limo.
Mayor Evelyn: Hit the gas!
Slug 2: Who's driving?
Mayor Evelyn: Wait, wha- Ugh, I'll drive!
Mayor Evelyn gets out the passenger seat and sluggishly rushes to the driver's seat.
Mayor Evelyn: Let's go!
The limo runs off and goes down four blocks and Terra's Supermart.
Slug 2: We're here!
The slugs and Mayor Evelyn step out of the limo. Terra's Supermart is seen with police tape everywhere, concerned people, and broken glass.
Mayor Evelyn: Oh dear god!
Officer: Move along, citizen!
Mayor Evelyn: Excuse me? I'm the mayor of Pendleberry, Officer PeaCory!
Officer: Oh. Move ahead then, Mayor.
Mayor Evelyn: Okay then.
Ambulances, Police Cars, and many emergency responders are present outside of Terra's Supermart. Terra is seen distraught as she cries.
Terra: OH GOD! WHY ME!? MY STORE!
Mayor Evelyn: What happened?
Detective: Somebody shot up the store. The suspect is not yet identified. The shooter has taken several people hostage. There are a few deaths.
Mayor Evelyn: Oh my… What was the motivation!?
Detective: We are yet to know. The situation arose 7 minutes ago, ma'am.
2 medics come out of the building with a dead chicken on it.
Detective: Huh? Speak of the devil, we got a body.
The medics lay down the cot.
Mayor Evelyn: What's going on!?
Medic 1: This body was collected near the very start of the building. There is a gunshot wound on the chest and this man is dead. His heart exploded after the bullet hit his heart.
Medic 2: The victim's name is Clement Smith. He was an employee at ClinkoCorp.
Mayor Evelyn: You mean that huge building downtown?
Medic 2: Yep, that ClinkoCorp. Clement was a warehouse manager and salesman at said organization. He was an immigrant from Belarus and was a former receptionist at the Pendleberry Museum and was hired by Clinko for a higher wage.
Mayor Evelyn: Get this body in an ambulance immediately!
Detective: Who said you had the authority to order our medics, Mayor?
Mayor Evelyn: As the mayor of Pendleberry, I care about my citizens, living or deceased! If you object to that, you can hand over your badge.
Detective: ...Yes, ma'am.
Medic 1: The body has already been hauled away, though.
Mayor Evelyn: Where did it go?
Medic 2: Our first responders are fast, y'know…
Detective: Ah, I see.
==Trivia==
*The episode is not canon.
*The episode was originally going to be just as long as Commercial Commerce Tapes.
*The episode was going to contain a musical number, but the idea was scrapped due to ProblematicPeriwinklePlum having no music making or song writing experience.
*Trey, Lyndon, Octagon, and Carpus were also going to appear, but no parts were written for them. Trey and Octagon were supposed to die.
*The identity of the shooter was a 16 year old Turkey. He was supposed to shoot himself at the end of the episode.
Category:Non canon
Category:Cancelled