May

May is an incredibly unlucky person, because of this, she might be dead.
==History==
May was born in Hoenn, a boring place until she got blasted by a trumpet while very young. Other guys found this mildy amusing so they made their national instrument the Trumpet so now Everyone plays trumpets for May. Brendan teleported to her home all of a sudden and he just sorta decided to start going out on a Pokemon Journey or something. May tried to help him, but instead got her dad attacked by a wolf. Brendan saved the day however, and ever since then the two became friends and rivals. However, Brendan defeats May every time they fight because reasons. Someday, Brendan met up with Groudon and had to fight for his life since some Ugly Nerd decided to eat Groudon's Sandwich. May tried to help, but she only made things worse for Brendan. Brendan barely made it out alive, and now kinda hates May quite a bit as she only pissed Groudon off more. Broken by that event, May decided that Brendan wasn't worth anything and she decided to leave him, only to get attacked by a local Key-Oh-Gree. Doing this action actually made Brendan better in terms of his luck and such in life. 
Since May was now out and about, making everyone's lives worse. For some reason, May has so little luck to her, she's like a black hole of luck that sucks it away from others. Because of this, May's presence alone can cause others to be harmed or PWNED. Hearing what cataclysmic even that was about to happen, a beta Crystal Alliance, located her and beat the living tar out of her. However, they were too late, as May has blew The Sun, believe it or not (Luckily Chuck Norris was able to fix things). How May (And to a lesser extent Brendan) is still alive and hasn't been Roundhouse Kicked after is impressive. May was soon knocked unconscious and sent far away because of the explosion, and it was presumed that she was dead. This was the event that indirectly caused Kris's Pokegear to be eaten by the way. Most people do think she is dead, but others mention that she is currently in hiding, playing Poker with bad guys in Evil Land.
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