The Drama Starts Again!

The Drama Starts Again! Is The First Episode Of Total Drama: Isle of Mayhem
==Transcript==
A View Of A New Island, With A Similar Appearance To Pahkitew, But Smaller And With A Volcano In The Middle, Is Shown.
Male - (Happily Sighs) Kinigami Island, A Wonderful Little Island Of Beautiful Animals, Luxurious Beaches... And A Great Big Honking Volcano! 
Said Volcano Erupts, As The Voice Sighs.
Male - (Annoyed) Okay, So Maybe It's Not So Wonderful. (Happy) But To Me, That Means It's The Perfect Premise For A Big Comeback Of The Single Greatest Reality Show... EVER!
The Camera Zooms In On A Familiar Man.
Chris - That‘s Right! Total Drama Has Come Home! After So Long, The Show Where People Compete For 1 Million Dollars Has Been Renewed! And As The Controls Again Is Me! Host With The Most, Chris McLean! 
Cuts To Flashbacks Of The Previous Season.
Chris - As You Know, Last Season, We Put A Fresh Collection Of Victims – Er, Contestants – Through The Most Grueling Challenges Yet, In An All-New Location: Pahkitew Island!
His Voice Develops A Hint Of Sadness As He Keeps Talking.
Chris - But, Due To Faulty Tech, Mad Robots, And The Possibility Of Self-Destruction, We've Had To Seal It Off... Forever.
The View Cuts To The New Island.
Chris - So We Did Some Digging Around, And Found A REAL Island That Could Be The Next Best Thing: Kinigami Island!
Views Of The Island Are Shown.
Chris - We're Gonna Do An All-Stars This Season. That Means We're Gonna Take Contestants, From All Over The Trilogy, On The Ride Of A Lifetime!
The View Cuts Back To Chris, As The Show's Famous Opening Notes Start Playing.
Chris - Who will we get to compete this season? What insane challenges will they face? (Irritated) And When Will I Get My Next Paycheck? (Happy, Again) Find Out, Right Here, On... TOTAL! DRAMA!! ISLE OF MAYHEM!!!!!
After The Iconic Intro, Chris Standed On The Beach.
Chris - Since Most Of You Know The Rules, I’ll Skip Right To The Contestants. Kicking It Off With The O.Gs, We Have Gwen, Trent, Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Lindsay, And Alejandro!
The Veterans Walk Onto The Beach From A Boat. All Of Them Have Their Usual Attire, Albeit For Lindsay, Who Wears A Red Shirt (With The Sleaves Rolled Up), A Pink Mini-Skirt, And A Pair Of Red, Fashionable, High Heels.
Chris - (Notices Lindsay) I See One Of You Has Made An Effort To Change.
Lindsay - (Stutters) I Was Supposed To Wear This For A Fashion Show!
Chris - Well, Too Bad. The Only Fashion Show You're Going On, Is Total Drama. Now, Would All Kindly Go (Points To The Other Side Of The Beach) Over There?
The Teens Walk To The Other Side, Duncan Giving Chris A "I'm Watching You" Gesture.
Chris - Next Up, From The Toxic Wastes Of Revenge Of The Island, It's Scott, Dawn, Brick, And,You guessed
it,Silent B!
The ROTI Boys Walk Into View, But There's No Sign Of Dawn.
Chris - (Annoyed Over Dawn's Absence) Seriously? Alright, Where's Dawn?
Dawn Appears Behind Chris.
Dawn - Right Here.
Chris Screams, Then Growls.
Chris - Why Can't You Walk In, Like A Normal Person?
Dawn Just Shrugs. Scott And Brick Join Her, And, Together, The Trio Joins The Others.
Chris - Moving On, From The Pile Of Newbies Exclusive To The Last Season, Presenting...
A Pair Of Identical Twins Walk Off The Boat, Slapping Each Other.
Chris - Not-So Dynamic Duo, Amy And Samey.
Samey - (Still Slapping Her Sister) It's Sammy!
Chris - (Rolls His Eyes) And...
Another Pahkitew Girl Pushes The Twins Apart As Random Animals Start To Surround Her.
Ella - (Singing) Hello, one and all. From tall to small. It's A Joy To Be Back Here And It Feels Me With Cheer! 
Chris - (Annoyed) And, Irritating Songbird, Ella.
The Trio Walk To Chris, Amy And Sammy Still Slapping Each Other.
Chris - (To Ella) Now, Apparently I've gotten complaints from both the Producers And Fans; saying that I "unfairly" eliminated you in Pahkitew Island and Some even called me a hypocrite for threating contestants with elimination to Sing In Total Drama World Tour Then Eliminating Someone For Singing. But, Don't Worry, I've Come Up With A Compromise You'll Like.
Ella - (Excited) Really?
Chris - Yes. You can compete in this season, however, You Are Limited To Only One Song Per Episode.
Ella, Ecstatic About This News, Hugs Chris... Very, Very, Tightly.
Ella - THANK YOU!!
Chris - (Through Gritted Teeth) Don't Make Me Regret It.
After Her Hug, She Danced Over The Other Contestants. Chris Turns His Attention Back To The Twins, Who Are STILL Fighting.
Chris - And Yes, I'll Make Sure That You Two Are Put (Pushes Them Apart) Into Seperate Teams, So You Can Kick Each Other In The Pants As Much As You Like. You're Welcome.
Amy Laughs At Sammy As The Duo Walk Past Chris. Duncan Raises His Hand.
Duncan - Yo, Chris. I Thought The Contract Said There'd Be 22 Contestants. Cause I Only See 14.
Chris -oops! My Bad! HAHA NOT!
Duncan-WHAT!
Chris-Yep,that's right! you just got scammed