House vs. Bird

This is the first episode of The Adventures of House and Bird
==Transcript==
Squidward: ahhh I think it's time for another episode of house fancy!
turns on TV
House: huh? Where am I? Who the heck are you?
Bird: I'm bird!
House: oh hi bird, I'm house!
bird: hi house, I'm bird!
House: hi bird, I'm hou- NEVER MIND so what are we doing here?
bird: we are on a TV show called house fancy! Also how did you get created?
house: so basically the square and triangle had naughty private moments to create me, so now I'm house! What about you?
bird: my dad left me when I was three days old, went to get the worms but never came back. So I got put up for adoption and now I'm a famous star on a show called house fancy!
house: I bet I'm more famous than you!
bird: are not!
house: are too!
bird: are not!
house: are not!
bird: are too!
house: are not
bird: are too! You're more famous and that's final! Oh crap...
house: haha gets them everytime! I challenge you to a 1v1 game of flipper critters! Whoever flips the most critters is more famous!
bird: game on!
house: YAY I FLIPPED ONE!
bird: YAY I FLIPPED TWO!
house: D'OH!
bird: I WIN!
house: darn fair enough, you know bird, I have a feeling you and I are gonna be great friends and will have great adventures in the future!
bird: agreed, want a beer?
house: YES! what brand!
bird: A&W root beer!
house: you nerd that drink is for wussies, we need some real alcohol, here have some of this jack daniel's whiskey!
bird: AWOOGA THAT TASTES AMAZING! I AM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW!
house: you're drunk not high, silly!
bird: WHATEVER GIVE ME MORE!
nicholas withers: and they both had hangovers until the next morning, where they met a new friend named tree! But that's a topic for another episode, so stay tuned for the next episode where they meet tree!
house: uhh this isn't an act anymore I feel like I'm dying.
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