The Great Snail Race (Alternate Ending)

*SpongeBob: Gary, are you listening to me?! Get the anchors out of your pants right now! [Gary is trying to move fast] Don't give me that look! I said now, mister! Get going, Gary! [SpongeBob jumps up and down while Gary is moving slowly] Go, go, go, go, go!
*Perch Perkins: And there goes number 7 out of the starting gate. Oh, hang on, folks. He doesn't look so good.
*SpongeBob: Not good enough, Gary, not good enough! Faster! [Gary tries to go faster]
*Perch Perkins: I do not like the look of this.
*SpongeBob: Come on, Gary, it's a race! A race! Have you heard of 'em?! [Gary eyes are now really small]
*Perch Perkins: That coach is pushing that snail too hard!
*SpongeBob: Faster, Gary, faster, faster, faster, faster! [Gary's left eye explodes] Huh? [crowd gasps]
*Perch Perkins: Oh, looks like number 7 has a blowout! [Gary's other eye explodes] Oops, make that 2, folks.
*SpongeBob: Uhh, Gary? [Gary's shell breaks, showing a machine inside]
*Perch Perkins: Plus, a blown head gasket! Oh, and the poor creature's still going for it.
*SpongeBob: [getting worried] Umm, Gary, you can stop now! [Gary is leaving skid marks on the track]
*Perch Perkins: He's losing control! [Gary is running into the walls, making a bunch of sparks]
*SpongeBob: You can take a break now if you want to, Gary. [Gary is spinning on the track]
*Squidward: HA-HA! I am gonna win! You better say bye to your disgusting snail LoserBob! [Snellie hears that, but just ignores it, implying that she agrees with Squidward. She keeps on going and reaches the finish line, thus making her the winner.]
*Perch Perkins: I think we have a winner. Mr. Tortellini...
*Squidward: [off-screen] It's Tentacles!
*Perch Perkins: Sorry...Mr. Tentacles and his pet snail, Snellie! Participant number 6 has officialy won the Great Snail Race of Bikini Bottom!
*Squidward: [joyfully] YAHOOOO!!!!! Yay! Snellie! You did it, baby!
*[The crowd cheers, expect for SpongeBob]
*SpongeBob: See, Gary? [annoyed] You shouldn't be so lazy for this! Now, look at what you've done! You lost the race for me, and even for yourself!
*Patrick: Here you go, Squidward, Since your snail won, I had the trophy engraved to you.
*Squidward: Gosh, Patrick, thanks. [reads the engraving] The 1st Place Snail Racing Cup Presented to Squidward Tentacles! [he and Patrick laugh. Sandy comes on-screen, sees a forlorn SpongeBob, and kicks him in the air. Squidward and Patrick witness this and stop laughing]
*Sandy: [angrily] That's for yesterday, SquarePants!
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