Transcripts 2004-11

Transcripts from November 2004 strips.
==November 1==
Panel 1Simons's senior officer catches him on his way to the patrol car.Senior: Ah, Simons! I'm glad I caught you before you went out! I heard that you had a chat with the magistrate that dealt with the Gates case. Anything I should have known about? I like to be kept informed of my officers actions!Panel 2Simons withholds any reaction.Simons (thinking): Yeah, I bet you would have LOVED to take credit for my idea to keep Gates entertained over Guy Falkes, wouldn't you? While he's busy marching with the torch bearers he's not blowing anything up is he you thick twat?Simons: Er... I just 'elped 'im pick a new colour for 'is office gov!
==November 5==
Single PanelNorman is wearing a crude Native American? costume, with an evil sneer on his face. Two others are behind him, a weasel? woman and someone whose face is hidden behind Norman's arm. All three are holding up torches, a pail in Norman's other hand.Caption: If you value your eyebrows, please give generously!
==November 8==
The Church of Poisoned Minds
Panel 1Black-and-white monochrome comic. Al is glaring into and pointing at the camera.Al: To all those Americans who voted for Kerry, STOP fucking crying about it and get your act together! You know if you had a guy that wasn't as charismatic as a sack of dead mice you might have won! Failing that, set fire to some shit!Panel 2Al clasps his hands and looks directly into the camera with a serious expression.Al: Now to all those who voted for Bush...Panel 3Al leans into the camera with a surprised expression.Al: You can READ?!Al: Wow! You're a lot smarter then I thought!
==November 12==
Panel 1Kingston and Norman are sitting on the couch, giving each other looks. Norman points his finger at Kingston.Kingston: I'd thought you'd be pissed off at Bush winning the US election! Actually you seem happy about it!Norman: That's because you used the common misconception that anarchists are the same as liberal pansies!Panel 2Norman sneers gleefully.Norman: One, Kerry was just another conservative, just like all the others! Two, if you really want to fuck the system up, nothing beats a bunch of greedy old men with insane visions of utopia that will never be realised! I really can't wait to see what those poisonous old bastards in the White House will screw up next! Just the thought of it makes me all happy inside!Panel 3Kingston backs away, eyes wide, as Norman chuckles to himself with a "HEH! HEH! HEH!"Kingston (thinking): Why is it when he's happy inside, I have the urge to be outside?
==November 15==
Panel 1Sketchy comic with only spot colour. The comic header is now black with glowy blue text. Perspective from the point of view of someone unseen. A "creepy old man" version of Chris is standing still with a large grin and hands touching at the fingertips.Speaker: Hey! Where am I? Who the fuck are you?Old Man: Oh yes! YES! You'll do nicely!Panel 2The old man rubs his hands together, a sneer crossing his face. His eyes are a faint blue.Speaker: Oi! Dick head! I'm talking to you!Old Man: In fact...Panel 3The old man approaches the camera and grabs at it. His eyes are particularly blue.Speaker: ....!Old Man: You're PERFECT!
==November 19==
Panel 1Sketchy comic with only spot colour. The comic header is black with glowy blue text. POV of someone unseen. The creepy old man is flipping a page on a clipboard.Speaker: *sob!*Old Man: Hummm... Hum!Panel 2The old man turns toward the camera and smiles, clipboard raised.Old Man: So how is my little trooper today?Speaker: *whimper*Panel 3The old man looks down at the clipboard again.Old Man: Good, good! It's nice to know all my hard work is appreciated!Old Man: See you next week!
==November 22==
Panel 1Blurry comic panel with only spot colour. The comic header is black with glowy blue text, fading to the normal white with black text following panel 1. POV of someone unseen. The creepy old man is reaching toward the camera with an evil look, raising a faintly glowing sharp blade (scalpel? X-Acto knife?).Old Man?: Hey! It's time to wake up!Old Man?: Hey! Come on!Panel 2Sticks is smiling into the camera as he sits up on his side in bed, topless, with the blankets covering his lower body.Sticks: There we go! Sorry to wake you love!Sticks: I'd let you sleep but we have a meeting today.Panel 3Tessa is lying in bed, blankets up to her armpits, as she lies on her side with a groggy expression.Tessa: Gah! Don't be sorry! Trust me!Tessa: You know something is wrong when you'd rather go to work then have a lie in!
==November 26==
Panel 1Tessa stands up, wearing only a black crop top and panties. She groggily slouches over, yawning a green cloud (morning breath?).Tessa: YAWN!Panel 2Tessa turns her head and ★CRACKs her neck with one hand, "SCRATCH SCRATCH"ing her crotch with the other.Panel 3Tessa slouches again as in panel 1 but this time looks into the camera with a flat expression.Tessa: What?Panel 4Sticks is grinning as he sits upright in bed, blanket covering his lower body.Sticks: ♥ Nothing. ♥
==November 29==
Panel 1Michael and Adams ("Smith") walk down a hallway. Michael looks concerned, but Smith has no particular expression.Michael: Oh come on Smith, PLEASE! All I want to know is how it all starts! That's all!Smith: You know I can't do that Michael!Panel 2Close-up of Michael.Michael: I know I know too much of the future already, but I have a family back home. I just what to know when the shit hits the fan so I can tell them when to run!Panel 3Camera rotates to focus on Smith, touching his thumbs and fists together in thought. The back of Michael's head is in the foreground.Smith: That's precisely why I can't tell you! Besides, it's going to ge ta lot worse here before anything happens to the US.Smith: Well, anything REALLY bad...Michael: Well gee, that's a HUGE weight off my mind sir!
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