Tizzi Boltcannon

==Name==
Tizzi "Hissyfit" Boltcannon
==Physical Traits==
-In Development-
==Race and Class==
Goblin Engineer
==Guild==
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==Occupation==
Engineer, Inventor, Self Publicist
==Family==
Great Great Great Great Great Great Aunt Frenzi Boltcannon , First of the Boltcannons
==Background==
-In Development-
==Family Background==
Tizzi "Hissyfit" Boltcannon comes from the long and illustrious line of the Boltcannon goblins, all mooching off the procedes and reputation of Tizzi's great-great -great- great- great- great- Aunt:
Frenzi "She's Gonna Blow" Boltcannon.
Frenzi was the legendary inventor of the Hydro-Flammable-UltraSafe(tm)-Steam-Powered BoltCannon (HFUSSPBC).
Sadly a short time after it's creation Frenzi was killed by an ENTIRELY UNRELATED and unfortunate Water Powered high speed flaming bolt gun explosion.
Most of the family fortune was made from royalties when the HFUSSPBC was used for cruel-and-unusual-punishment of prisoners and debtors.
But this glory was short-lived when one of the HFUSSPBC's exploded - Due to faulty water and no mechanical malfunction or liability of the Boltcannons or their Representatives - killing several civillians and resulting in a messy lawsuit.
Tizzi is the last in this old and dishonourable line of goblins, and is flat broke due to the family fortune being squandered, gambled, shrunk during laundering, and used to finance such genius (but unprofitable) projects such as the "Uphill River" "Vertical Table" and "Automated Swindle-o-matic" the latter of which became self aware and robbed the Boltcannons blind.
==Criminal Record==
Fraud, Money Laundering, Extortion, Blackmail.
In otherwords standard goblin business-practice.
==Patented Inventions==
The Hand-held Personal Defending and Hole Punching Device
~ Tizzi's Weapon of Choice is Her Patented "Hand-Held Personal Defending and Hole Punching Device" - Developed to be lightweight, portable and eyecatching, this weapon has it all. Not only is it hugely practicle and multi-functional it is also a highly intimidating piece of kit, Often you will find yourself not having to fight at all, as enemies and trade competitors flee from its range!
Additional Features: It can also serve as a Flotation Device, Back-scratcher, Firewood and Singular nail holder.
UltraSafe(tm) Portable Minefield - Available in sizes 3 x 3 upwards.
~ Tizzi's UltraSafe(tm) Portable Minefield is a triumph of Logic over Common Sense. One of the biggest problems that mercinaries, guards and bandits have when setting up a temporary encampment, is ensuring there are suitable defenses. Even a short stop can allow unwelcome guests such as priests, bakers or local law enforcement to descend on your camp. Obviously, the best, and most well-known camp defense is a Minefield.
"But Tizzi!" You cry, "Setting up a minefield when we're only stopping for a few hours is a massive expense, of both TIME and MONEY!" This Ladies, Gentlemen and Orcs is where Tizzi's UltraSafe(tm) Patented Portable Minefield comes into its own. Starting from just 3 x 3 up to any specified size (Measurements are Mines-Per-Side) It is the mobile warband's defense of Choice.
Tizzi Developed this product, by arranging land-mines in an over-lapping mosaic, and nailing them together.
After a compulsary 6 weeks recovery-time and rebuilding her workshop, in the stylish crater of her old workshop, Tizzi disabled the land-mines before nailing them together removing all risks of premature explosination.
In order to set up your portable Minefield you unroll it at its desired point, laying it flat on the ground.
To activate it you must use the "Curiously Reliable Object With Brutal Affixative Remover" (not included) to prise the mines apart. Then each mine can be activated and placed in its desired position.
Note: Once Activated Do not attempt to Deactivate, Pick up, Prod, Approach, Stand within 200 yards, Look at, or Nail Due to Risk of serious injury.
We At Tizzi Boltcannon Creations and Legal team, wish to remind you that activating the minefield voids its warrenty and we cannot therefore be held responsible for any Financial, Psychological or Physical Losses incurred as a result of being blown to smithereens.
==Current Status==
Alive
==Additional Artwork==
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Category:Characters
Category:Goblin
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