The Curse of the Cabin in the Woods

While traveling through Jake's mountain in their van, the Canterlot Mystery Solvers break down in front of a deserted cabin
== Script ==
(Title has Spike and Winona on it)
Spike and Winona:The Curse of the Cabin in the Woods.
(We blackout and fade to nighttime in Adventure Bay, and we see a 1969 Dodge A100 van driving, it is blue and and white with orange flowers, and not to be confused with the Mystery Machine it reads in big white lettering THE CONUNDRUM CONTRAPTION and we cut to a shadowy figure watching them from afar and we cut to the front of the van)
Sci-Twi:Well, we've been on the road for days since we left the Wingnuts' burger stand.
(Cuts to Flash who wears his clothes from the music video Cheer You On)
Flash:Yeah, we chalked it off to abandoned archeological dig sites that would be haunted and it wasn't because the aztec king haunting it was an archeologist trying to steal it for himself. He used the Ghost of King Katazuma to do it.
(Cuts to Sunset)
Sunset:And not to mention that we also stopped at that Hawaiian looking abandoned village and the wooden statue monster haunting the place was really a tourist host trying to scare people away so he can steal rare pearls.
(Cuts to Bulk)
Bulk:YEAH! And we also caught the Skull Man haunting a cave, but it turned out to be an explorer trying to steal an ancient treasure, the Skull Man was just a skeleton with a trench coat, a hat and gloves.
(Cuts to Lyra looking at nothing on her right)
Lyra:And not to be confused with the Skeleton Man, which was a crooked real estate devisor trying to scare off people from his crooked real estate operation. (Looks over her left) The Evil Statue was a puppeteer using his knowledge of puppets to operate a puppet statue of an actual statue.
(Cuts to Trixie)
Trixie:The Tiki Statue Monster was what Sunset said it was.
(Cuts to Sunset looking in the back)
Sunset:Yeah, like I already said Trix. It was a tourist host trying to steal pearls.
(Cuts to Winona)
Winona:Let's not forget the Haunted Horseman, which was a crooked realtor trying to scare off people so the medieval theatrical dinner owners would sale to him. The Masked Chinese Zombie Figure was an asian realtor trying to get a temple condemned so ho could build a hotel on the land.
(Cuts to Applejack and Apple Bloom)
Applejack:The Cowboy Ghost was an actor who was trying to scam his way in on being apart of the wild west show. Too bad for him he only bought his arrest. 
Apple Bloom:The Scarecrow was a banker trying to get the land rights to a farm.
(Cuts to Micro Chips and Sandalwood)
Micro Chips:The Purple Knight was a janitor smuggling treasures out of the museum. The Gargoyle was a cemetery caretaker trying to steal stuff from the graves, the Cat Creature of the Clatfields was a mechanic trying to get more land for his business.
Sandalwood:And hey don't forget about the Nutcracker Ghost which was an actor trying to steal an emerald. The Sorceress was a paw shop owner trying to drum up business for her place. The Ghost Bull was a cattle rustler trying to steal a herd to sale over seas. The Arabian Magician was a crooked illusionist trying to scare up business. 
(Cuts to Juniper and Wallflower who both wear their music festival clothes)
Juniper:The Red Devil Monster was a man who worked as the gardener, he was wanting to sale the house for big bucks.
Wallflower:And the Frankenstein Phenomenon was a creepy old man trying to keep people away, he was the groundskeeper of the castle we visited. The Athletic Sports Ghost was an olympic champion trying to keep his title. Really we have been on the road, and those were all only wrong turns.
Juniper:Except the Athletic Sports Ghost case, we were invited by a coach Bulk knew.
(Cuts back to scene)
Bulk:Yeah and he said it's been years since he seen me. He read about us in the newspaper. He decided to invite us to the Olympians only to then tell us it was an excuse so we'd come to catch the ghost.
Rarity:I remember the Ghost of Witch McCoy. She was really a general store owner trying to scare people away so she'd rob the bank with her bank robbing boyfriend. The Creaky Knight Creep was a hotel owner trying to scare people away from the house he was invested in to drive down the high price. The Builington Ghost was a crook who was trying to keep people away from a house for money, he was a bank robber, the Ghost of the Wailing Widow was a woman trying to scare off people from he smuggling operation. The Ghost of Bigfoot was a car thief trying to steal cars and paint them and then sale them.
Sunset:And let's not forget the Owlmen. They were two crooked smugglers trying to smuggle goods out of the country and into Canada.
Flash:The Wolfman of Junction Way was a watch patrol worker. The Buda Boogyman was really a statue collector who was wanting to sale the real one for a fortune.
Snails:Haven't you guys ever noticed?
Sonata:Noticed what Snails?
Snails:That everywhere we go there's something scary going on.
Aria:Gosh, guess we haven't really.
Snips:I have.
Timber:Me too.
Fluttershy:Same with me.
Spike:Me too! 
Snails:There was that time at the carnival when we crossed paths with the Ghost of Madem Christof, it was the woman who owned the park.
Snips:The Caveman from when we went ice skating. It was a figure skater and she was wanting to win the championship.
Timber:The Fez Phantom in Egypt. It was an Egyptologist trying to steal treasures.
Sonata:The Snakeasaur from the dig site in Mexico, which was really an assistant trying to steal the artifacts for himself.
Aria:The Ghost Piper in Scotland, which was a treasure hunter trying to find the treasure of the castle.
Lyra:The Minuteman Ghost which was a reenactment actor trying to steal the props which were real jewels from the revolution.
Gloriosa:The Skeleton Bug which was an exterminator trying to drum up business for his exterminating company.
Winona:The Leaping Leopard from when we went on that safari in Africa, it has a robot animal in a leopard costume.
Fluttershy:Gosh, I guess we really have ran into a lot of kooky cases.
Spike:And hey, don't forget about the Roarasaur, which was a reptologist trying to find bones of a dinosaur.
Trixie:And don't forget about the Ghost of Paul Revere who was a historian trying to steal a museum's treasure.
Juniper:And the Abominable Snow Monster. It was a smuggler trying to smuggle jewels out of the country.
Wallflower:Then there's the Ghost of Zing Poo. It was an art dealer who was trying to sale ancient Chinese treasures.
== Trivia ==
* The title comes from the movie The Cabin in the Woods
* Juniper Montage's music festival clothes are based on how Devintart user Jebens1 describes
* Instead of the Mystery Glamper or Canterlot Cruiser the gang get a new van.
*The Ghost of Zing Poo is based on Linfu and Scooby-Doo Where Are You!'s Zen Tuo