Daddy Carl Azuz

"I have only reached .001% of my power fool." - Carl Azuz
== Carl Azuz ==
 Carl Azuz is existent on CNN and in my bedroom. He gains power by telling gr8 jokes. He is so powerful at this point, that he can destroy the galaxy by simply cracking his 887th knuckle. He constantly smiles, even when talking about massive amounts of death. The crew at CNN tried to stop Carl before and failed. They are now under his control and will be his slaves for all of eternity. Killing Carl won't work, for he is an immortal soul.
== Affiliations ==
Carl Azuz is always with CNN 10 for he has taken it over.
== SciTech Lore ==
Ruler of the world, Carl Azuz dominates the minds of young freshman through the media source CNN 10.
His puns are so cheesy that even mac and cheese can’t handle it.
He loves his husband Mac the most ever. Rory is a Carl hater and he must be eliminated. Ask me for information about his address.