Wizard

When you are a wizard, there are really only two things you need to be: a man with a beard and a man with creativity. Because of you don't have any creativity, then you can't have a magical staff like him. Because he doesn't believe in magic. In fact, magic isn't even real. So there! Anyway, when a fine young boy stumbled upon him one day, the wizard gave him some good advice: try to be a wizard.
So the boy drew some drawings, and sang some songs, and made up cool slangs, and read every word in the dictionary and even made his own, and then bought himself a wizard's outfit. He had an outfit and was creative. "Am I a wizard now?" he asked the wizard. "Not yet," said the wizard. "A wizard in training requires hazing." So, the boy expected his challenge. He put on a blindfold, sold through the seven seas on a life raft while humming to the tune of "Yankee Doodle" and walking backwards and forwards on one foot. He did all of this. But when the wizard told him to cut himself open, he refused. "I guess you don't want to become a wizard," said the wizard.
And so, the kid walked away. He didn't really want to become a wizard. He wanted to be a magician. He wanted to try real magic even though it isn't real. And so, he walked away, regretting the hazing he got. But while he wasn't looking, the wizard took off his clothes, took off his fake beard, took off his cape, his hat, his whole outfit, opened his head and took out his brain and internal organs, his eyes, broke his magic staff, ripped off twenty more coats, and all of those collapsed to the ground.
And out scurried was a tiny atom.
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 12 Minifigures