Nostalgia Critic- Kid's WB

(Nostalgia Critic intro)
NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so YOU don't have to!
Supersamus: HEY NOSTALGIA CRITIC!
NC: Ugh, it's the douchebag who made the Apocaverse. What the hell do you want?
Supersamus: I was thinking we could talk about Kid's WB.
NC: HELL NO!
ReianaSmiley: Hey guys. What's up?
Supersamus: We're doing a Kid's WB special.
NC: Oh no he ISN'T! We are NOT doing this special!
Supersamus: Well, your lineup originally said you were gonna do a review on Daddy Day Camp, so...
NC: Yikes! Fine! I'll talk about Kid's WB.
ReianaSmiley: You don't have to be mad, NC.
Supersamus: Yeah, NC! Kid's WB is AWESOME!
NC: Well, we can only start off with the most profitable thing about Kid's WB! *sigh* Pokemon.
Supersamus: POKEMON? I LOVE POKEMON!
Knottyorchid: You guys are talking about Kids WB? Can I join in?
NC: No! Get outta here!!! I don't even know you.
Knottyorchid12: You guys can't start this special without including the biggest Kids WB fan ever. 
Supersamus: Hey Knotty! Anyways, we're just about to talk about Pokemon. 
Knottyorchid12: Cool I love Pokemon!! 
NC: WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE LIKE IT? 
Supersamus: Because it's FUN! 
NC: Well, whatever. I have, uh... never seen the show before, so uh... fill me in, please! 
Supersamus: On it!  
Knottyorchid12: (shows footage) (voiceover) Pokemon is a world wide phenomenon about a 10 year old boy named Ash Ketchum who goes to be a pokemon master with the help from his friends Misty and Brock who travel through regions to capture pokemon and collect badges.  
NC: And, it SUCKS!  
Supersamus: Well that's just the story. Tons of random shit happens in between.  
*Goes back to footage*  
Supersamus: (voiceover): This show is so fucking random and it's just amazing. It's colorful, it's creative, and it's a real wild ride. The characters are so over-exaggerated they're perfect, the voice acting is really strange but iconic, and all those little 4Kids switches... yeah, they were shitty.  
*Cuts to Brock*  
Brock: These doughnuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Nothing beats a jelly-filled doughnut!  
Supersamus: THEY'RE RICE BALLS, YOU MORON!  
Knottyorchid12: (voiceover) Oh yeah and theres this freaking douche of a trainer named Gary Oak which here's what i don't understand: 1, he's 10 years old and driving a car. 2, he has cheerleaders who follow him everywhere and 3 he's the biggest douche i have ever encountered in Pokemon.  
Gary: You may have been first, but as a trainer, you're dead last.  
(cuts back to Knotty NC and Supersamus and Reiana)  
Knottyorchid12: (cracks knuckles) Excuse me Critic but can i borrow that gun real quick?  
Supersamus: Calm down, Knotty! Gary is supposed to be the asshole bully from next door!  
NC: So you two are trying to convince to me that it's a good show-  
Supersamus: Doesn't get any better when Misty tries to comfort him.  
(cuts to the show)  
Misty (putting hand on Ash's shoulder): He doesn't know who you are!  
Ash: My name is Ash Ketchum. The loser from Pallet.  
(cuts back to Knotty, NC, Supersamus, and Reiana)  
NC: Does he just go around saying where he lives? How would you like it if in John Carter where-  
Supersamus: JOHN CARTER SUCKS!  
NC: Right. Good point.  
Supersamus (voiceover): Even with its flaws, Pokemon is still an inspiring show that will leave its impact for many generations to come.  
NC: I'm still not convinced that this is a good show! Can we talk about Animaniacs since it was technically a Kid's WB show?  
Supersamus: (laughs) No. You talk about Animaniacs all the time!  
(Suddenly, Coolot1 comes in and gives a gun)  
Knottyorchid: Thanks Coolot...wait what are you doing here?  
Coolot: Wait this is another segment...  
Knottyorchid12: Yeah! True. (shoots Gary Oak) There! That's better.  
Supersamus: Great! Now we can talk about Yu Gi Oh.  
NC: You mean the OTHER 4Kids dubbed piece of shit from Kid's WB? NO thank you!  
Supersamus: You don't know what you're missing out on, critic.  
Knottyorchid12: yea man we know a lot about Yu-Gi-Oh in a heartbeat  
Supersamus: Yeah! Yu-Gi-Oh is awesome!  
NC: I would much rather talk about Animaniacs, thank you!  
Supersamus: Knotty. You know what to do.  
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