Klown Bitch

Klown Bitch is one of the songs featured in the Helluva Boss episode "MAMMON'S MAGNIFICENT MUSICAL MID-SEASON SPECIAL (ft Fizzarolli)", sung by Glitz and Glam in the finals of Mammon's annual clown pageant.
==Lyrics==
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Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da, ta-da
Glam: Get ready for a new look
New rhythm and a new hook
Not here to cuddle, more like leave you in a puddle
Little double trouble got ya boy shook (Glitz: Ha-ha, here's the sitch)
Glitz: Feed sin with ya taxes
Greedy greed wins where the cash is
Wanna sell my funny, slutty body to the masses
Both: Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night
Well, money can't buy happiness
But, it can rent you paradise
Give in to temptation
Take your time, I'll be patient
Be my little piggy, let me scratch your dirty itch
I'm a klown, bitch!
Fix up your frown, bitch!
Gimme the crown, bitch!
You hear that sound
You're goin' down
'Cuz I'm a klown, bitch!
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I'm a klown, bitch!
Fix up your frown, bitch!
Gimme the crown, bitch!
You hear that sound
You're goin' down
'Cuz I'm a klown, bitch!
Glam: Special occasions splurge on the urge to go make a mistake
Glitz: Give you a birthday reward if you can afford all this cake
Glam: Dollar-by-dollar, you got me, romance and lovin' is fake
Glitz: Max out your expense account, you're paying for a—
Klown, bitch! (Glitz: I'm a klown, bitch, I'm a klown bitch, yeah)
Fix up your frown, bitch! (Glitz: Fix up ya frown, bitch, fix ya frown, bitch)
Gimme the crown, bitch (Glitz: Gimme the crown, bitch, gimme that)
You hear that sound (Uh)
You're goin' down (Yeah)
'Cuz I'm a klown, bitch!
Ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da (Glitz: *laughter* Oh!)
Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da (Gimme the crown, bitch!)
Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da (Glitz: Ooh *laughter*)
Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da
Cuz' I'm a klown, bitch!
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Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da, ta-da
Get ready for a new look
New rhythm and a new hook
Not here to cuddle, more like leave you in a puddle
Little double trouble got ya boy shook (Ha-ha, here's the sitch)
Feed sin with ya taxes
Greedy greed wins where the cash is
Wanna sell my funny, slutty body to the masses
Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night
Well, money can't buy happiness
But, it can rent you paradise
Give in to temptation
Take your time, I'll be patient
Be my little piggy, let me scratch your dirty itch
I'm a klown, bitch (Hey!)
Fix up your frown, bitch (Hey!)
Gimme the crown, bitch (Hey!)
You hear that sound
It's goin' down
'Cuz I'm a klown, bitch
Get ready for a new world
New money, I'm your new girl
Tapped ya from your head to your red nose
Ticklin' your pickle til your thing blows
Come along the way, I'll make your toes curl (Ha-ha, here's the switch)
Bought me with your plastic
VIP got me enthusiastic
I'll be on the menu, can you handle such a bad chick?
Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night
Well, money can't buy happiness
But, guaranteed I'm worth the price
Give in to temptation
Take your time, I'll be patient
Be my little piggy, let me scratch your dirty itch
I'm a klown, bitch (Hey!)
Fix up your frown, bitch (Hey!)
Gimme the crown, bitch (Hey!)
You hear that sound
It's goin' down
'Cuz I'm a klown, bitch
Special occasions splurge on the urge to go make a mistake
Give you a birthday reward if you can afford all this cake
Dollar-by-dollar you got me romance and lovin' is fake
Max out your expense account, you're paying for a—
Klown, bitch (I'm a klown, bitch, I'ma klown bitch, yeah) (Hey!)
Fix up your frown, bitch (Fix up ya frown, bitch, fix ya frown, bitch) (Hey!)
Gimme the crown, bitch (Gimme the crown, bitch, gimme that) (Hey!)
You hear that sound (Uh)
It's goin' down (Yeah)
Cuz' I'm a klown, bitch
(Ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da) Oh (Yeah)
(Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da) Gimme the crown, bitch
(Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da) Mmm
(Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da) Cuz' I'm a klown, bitch
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==Trivia==
*The instrumental version of this song was teased in the 2022 trailer.
*On August 27, 2023, Sam Haft made a tweet saying that after co-writing Klown Bitch with Andrew Underberg for the seventh episode of Helluva Boss Season 2 that was so well-received by the team they co-wrote together six more songs for Helluva Boss and the songs for the entire first season of Hazbin Hotel.Tweet by Sam Haft about co-writing with Andrew UnderbergSam Haft co-writing with Andrew Underberg
**On October 29, 2023, Sam explained that he brought Andrew in for the song because Sam knew he had K-pop experience.
*According to Sam Haft there is a full version with two verses, three choruses, and a bridge.Tweet by Sam Haft about full version
*On November 3, 2023, in a tweet Sam Haft explained that the lyrics of this song are not about being a "clown", instead it is actually about greed and exploitation,Tweet by Sam Haft about greed and exploitation with Glitz and Glam singing about wanting to participate in Mammon's financial and sexual exploitation.Tweet by Sam Haft about the idea of a clown changing
*On November 22, 2023, Sam Haft set the record straight that the lyrics do not rhyme "bitch", they rhyme the word before it. The rhymed words being: klown, frown, crown, sound, down.Tweet by Sam Haft about the rhyming
==Videos==
KLOWN B*TCH -(OFFICIAL VIDEO) -- HELLUVA BOSS
Klown Bitch
==References==
ru:Клоун, сучка
Category:Music
Category:Helluva Boss music