Mya

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Category:Characters
= "No Maurice, you can't kill my Little Cusion" - Mya =
== Appearances ==
* S1 E12: The Car Ride
* S1 E13: The Fight for Mya (Part 1)
* S1 E14: The Fight for Mya (Part 2)
* S2 E18: Pesky Purbert!
* S3 E1: Cringe Contest
* S3 E7: Drawn at Dawn
* The Mya Movie
* The Mya Movie 2
* Mya Movie 3: Betrayal of the Fate
* The Mya Movie 4: Betrayal of Forgiveness
* The Mya Movie 7
* The Mya Movie 8 Don't Hesitate, to see the fate let's get in ah
* Mya Little Cusion Ball Bounce
* Dumpster Divas' KnockOuts! VMY
* Mya McCheeseburger
== Life ==
Mya is well-known for her love of potato chips. She as been known to ransack other people's houses during a chip-withdrawal. 
=== Relationships/Relations : ===
Tyrone is the currently the boyfriend of Mya, they had 2 kids. (If you're confused why I said two, then go to Tyrone's page). But before Tyrone; Mya dated a guy named Purbert. Purbert is a infamous character for the wrong reasons, and I'll tell you some. 
# Purbert always insulted Mya and never said once that she was "Beautiful" or "You look nice! " or "You look pretty! "
# He's a known character to engage in racist and homophobic acts, and in general is a bad person!
# He didn't know that paper came from trees...
So you can see why this character is so infamous, and hated in the show. BUT!!! Before Purbert, Mya had one more ex; which was Fat Braden! Fat Braden was an okay lover, and him and Mya only has sex 3 times! 
=== Maurice : ===
Maurice is a good-old friend of Mya also being the first friend mya met out of the " Myas ". Maurice is known for her homophobic antics around Forestville, New York
=== Childhood : ===
Mya's childhood was okay to put it at best, but she wasn't that vocal about her childhood. Mya grew up in the city
== Movies ==
The theatrical Mya franchise contains 8 movies, depicting the struggles that all the Bradens and Mya went through. All the movies leave the audience in suspense. 
==== Mya Movie ( #3) ====
An average threequel where nothing happens, aside from a particular fatty scene that shocked millions...
==== Mya Movie (#8) ====
An action-packed thriller featuring awesome moments like Fat Braden getting brutally killed. 
== Can Mya Cook? ==
Though gal loves food, but she can't cook worth of shit... One time she tried to make her little cusion some Kraft Macaroni. but since due to her dumbness she forgot to add water before boiling it... Really?
So, she haves Maurice cooks
== Favorite Song ==
Mya's Favorite Song Is This
== M is not for Mya! ==
Mya is a advocate Michael Jackson fan, but she like REALLY likes Michael Jackson. It's often compared to Maurice with her coleslaw from KFC. Mya also sings Michael Jackson's songs in the shower, while she washes her hairy ass.
== Notes ==
* She ugly as hell.
* Eats everything in your house, so protect your food.
* Once pushed Maurice down the stairs and Maurice snapped her neck on Mya's little cusion, but Maurice didn't die
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