Robin Padilla the Sexmeister

Lord James Christopher Edward Robin Padilla Batumbakal Cantutan-Swift, 69th Duke of Swifton, GCBR, KGCR, is a citizen of the Nutribun Republic, and is somehow a nobleman despite the republic-ness of his country. Styled as Lord Cantutan-Swift, he managed to become the father of all Nutribunians [sources disputed]. 
==Background and Education==
Lord Cantutan-Swift was born on March 3, 1961, in Castle Cantutan. He was educated at Oxford University, studying alongside Bongbong Marcos, where he graduated with a Bachelor's, and subsequently, Master's Degree in Coitusology. 
== Political Views ==
Lord Cantutan-Swift believed that the Hiligaynon race is above any other Austronesian races, advocating for the enslavement of Bisaya and other related subraces. He also believes that Ilocanos are the cause of all the problems in this country, and as such, managed to convince the Congress and the nation as a whole to conduct a mass bombing of the Ilocos Region, decimating the countryside within days.
==Nutribun Republic==
Upon returning to the Nutribun Republic, Lord Cantutan-Swift decided to run for Congress, representing the glorious Negros 5th Congressional District. He was known for creating, amending and enforcing the Sextime Law, ensuring that the population of Nutribun is happy and satisfied. He retired from politics just before the end of his second term, leaving the Republic entirely.
== The Great Ilocos Bombing Run ==
Lord Cantutan-Swift was one of the leading figures in the Great Ilocos Bombing Run that occurred between [time here] and [time here]. He was in-charge of the Bomber Command, appointed after the 2022 Nutribun General Elections. Under his command, the Bombing Run saw the use of chemical weapons designated to only attack those in Ilocos, which increased the casualties by 1000-fold.
The survivors of the Great Ilocos Bombing Run were then rounded up by the Nutribun Army and transported to the Vigan Concentration Camp, where the conditions were worse than that of any concentration camps in history, as the prisoners were forced to make sextime until they died.
== Crimes Committed ==
* Not joining 10 sextimes
* Kakampuke
* Sex
* Kantutan Sex Iyot
*Several alleged cases of incest
*Indiscriminate bombing of the Bisaya "people"
* Genocide against the Bisaya "people"
*Crimes against humanity committed during the Great Ilocos Bombing Run
* Forced labor of the Ilocano "people" (fake news)
* Allegedly founded the CPP-NPA 2.0
*Commanding them big-booties MILFs
*Loves Tite
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