Things 1 & 2

Things 1 & 2 assisted Dr. Seuss in battling William Shakespeare in Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare. They also made cameo appearances in Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD. They were portrayed by EpicLLOYD.
==Information on the Rappers==
Things 1 & 2 are two identical characters from the Dr. Seuss book The Cat in the Hat. They also appear in the movie of the same name. They are released from a red box the Cat has with him, and mostly cause mayhem when they're out. The only way to tell them apart is the numbers on their stomachs.
==Lyrics==
===Verse 1:===
Oh, no, we'll smash your globe.
Yo, you may have wrote the script, but now we running the show!
You can take your fancy words and send 'em back home to your mama.
Break our foot off in your ass with our feetie pajamas.
Man, we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs.
We'll break offa your legs. Make no mistake, we in a rage.
All does not end well when we bust out our cage.
You getting upstaged Bill. Yo, you just got played!
==Trivia==
* Technically, Things 1 & 2 are the first tag-team rappers.
* They are the 3rd & 4th non-human characters to rap, after the Easter Bunny and Cat in the Hat.
** They are the only ones out of the three not to be animals.
* The Thing uses Lloyd's voice in high pitch (by editing), which makes them the first characters to have their pitch changed.
* Things 1 & 2 are the first set of individual rappers to be played by the same actor.
* Instead of having signs on their chests saying "Thing 1" and "Thing 2", they wear clocks on chains that instead of saying the time read their names. Many rappers wear clock chains as a symbol of being a gangster.