Shitmingo

== This horrible bitch ==
Slingmingo (also known as jeffyfansml99) is a bald sweaty racist groomer who makes FNF mods and diddles little children. He's famous for being a racist asshole who can't take an insult for the life of him, wasting oxygen that could be going to asthmatic kids across seas who might need it to live, liking little children, and making a really good FNF mod called "Jeffy's Endless Aethos!" that's actually really good but was cancelled when he was found out and the songs are being moved to a better mod called "Funks Logan!" that isn't ran by a racist pedo. He actively writes codes in his songs like the fucking Riddler and just is annoying. Never hope to meet this asshole.
== Quotes ==
* "My oh my do I love minors!" "Guys, this is my final final final final final FINAL post I promise for real this time" "You got me." "FUCK YOU N****R"
== Crimes ==
* Diddling minors Being disgusting Identity fraud Scamming Racism Being a bitch ass motherfucker Refusing to leave
== Why he sucks ==
He can make good songs, but he is not a good person. May Odin himself strike him down and get rid of him. Just steer clear of this guy, cause he is just dog shit. His face looks like Quagmire wearing a Dollar Tree Halloween Rowely Jefferson mask that got hit by a bus and should be on an episode of Scooby-Fucking-Doo. He would somehow look better if a bird shat Taco Bell level diarrhea on him while his face was getting mauled by dogs. This bitch is bigger than fucking Koop-zilla and Mega Mario from The Super Mario Bros Super Show Episode 28 "Mario Meets Koop-zilla" combined. Just for reference, here's a picture of both of them. So like, Sling just fucking sucks as a person.
== Death ==
In "SML Covers: Pest Control (Kill Slingmingo)", a Cover of The Radioactive Chicken Heads song "Pest Control (Kill Chucky Cheese)", Slingmingo is being a pedophile at the local Chuck E. Cheese. The chef calls Marvin's Pest Control to take care of Sling. Marvin barrels into the restaurant with a large machete to kill Slingmingo. At the end of the video, Sling is taken to jail. In the cover of the sequel by the Radioactive Chicken Heads, which in itself is a cover of Somebody's Watching Me by Rockwell, Marvin gets a security guard job at the same Chuck E. Cheese and finally kills Slingmingo. But he will most likely return, as all horrible bitches do.