Sotha Sil

:"I would say I am unapologetically nerdy. I was always a little awkward." -Eva Chen
Sotha Sil is probably the most nerdy of the almighty three, and not in a good way. He is basically the weeaboo of Dwemer technology, as he was more content with living under Mournhould amongst his gears and clocks. Choosing to isolate himself, he created the Clock and Ball Torture City and worked on it for three millennia with nothing to show for it.
Oh well, It's not like Almalexia cared when she murdered him in a fit of Tsundere rage!
To be honest, you do have to kind of feel bad for him. Yeah, he had all the cool gadgets and stuff, but at the end of the day he did die a virgin, which is pretty sad since that's what's going to happen to you too.
=== HOW DID HE DIE, DAD? ===
Basically, Almalexia was miserable when Dagoth Ur, her secret lover, died. Seizing the opportunity, Sotha invited "Mrs. Thicc" down to his dungeon, where he had planned quite the role-play for the two. Alas, Almalexia was not in the mood, and proceeded to hang Sotha like the Argonian he was, swaying in the underground wind.
The end. Moral of the story? Don't invite female deities who are under stress to your home; that may work in Turkey, but it does not work in the realm of virgin metaphysics.
Besides, it's not like you would ever have a chance with a grill in the first place, lol.
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Category:Tribunal Temple