ヲズワルド (Wozwald)

==Alternate Versions==
==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
These are applicable to all humans 	 	
I know. I know. 	 	
I don’t know.This text is originally written in Braille.	 	
We are inspired by you. 	 	
Dad? 	 	
Sorry. 	 	
 	 	
真夜中見つけたフォークロアは 	mayonaka mitsuketa fookuroa wa 	The folklore I found at midnight
その昔人魚を生み出したらしい 	sono mukashi ningyo o umidashita rashii 	was said to give rise to mermaids in the past
独善的、 パパラッチに這い寄るmonkey 	dokuzenteki jankii, paparacchi ni haiyoru monkey 	Self-righteous junkies, monkeys that crawl towards paparazzi
みたいな輩共が悦に浸るため 編まれた物でしょう 	mitai na yakaradomo ga etsu ni hitaru tame amareta mono deshou	It's just something woven so these guys can gloat
 	 	
誰彼誰だったっけ 	darekare dare dattakke 	That guyーwhat's his name again?
少し褒められ慣れたよう 	sukoshi homerare nareta you 	He seems to be a bit used to being praised
曰く先に名乗りさえすりゃあもう 	iwaku saki ni nanori sae suryaa mou 	Which means—just be the first one to give your name
総てオリジナルなんでしょう 万々歳 	subete orijinaru nan deshou banbanzai 	and all your work will be original, hoo-hooray!
坊主憎けりゃ袈裟まで憎い 	bouzu nikukerya kesa made nikui 	If you hate a monk, you will even hate his robe"If you hate a monk, you will even hate his robe" is a Japanese proverb that means "if you hate someone, you will also hate everything they stand for". The proverb gets played around with the second time it appears on the song.
パイオニア擬の龕燈 Q.E.D. 	paionia modoki no gandou Q.E.D. 	Pseudo-pioneer Buddha lamps Q.E.D.
 	 	
light offしよう やっぱonにしよう 	light off shiyou yappa on ni shiyou 	Let's turn off the lights—No, let's leave them on
往々にして 正解にしよう 	ouou ni shite seikai ni shiyou 	Again and again, let's make it the correct answer
延々とやろう もう我ものよ 	enen to yarou mou wagamono yo 	Let's do this on and on Then they'll all be mine
飽い 飽い 猿さ 撒爾沙 焙 	ai ai saru sa sarusa bai 	Get sick, sick of this. You monkey, sarsaparilla. Roast
 	 	
置いてって 置いてって 	oitette oitette 	Leave it there, leave it there
相反したイメージ押し付けないで 	aihan shita imeeji oshitsukenaide 	Don't impose a contrary image on me
そう群がって まあ散らかして 	sou muragatte maa chirakashite 	Gathering like this, scattering like that
停滞した幸福に溺れてくの 	teitai shita koufuku ni oboreteku no 	And drown yourselves in stagnant happiness?
僕無しで ああ息をして 	boku nashi de aa iki o shite 	Oh breathe, without me
また偽りのイメージで媚び売んの 	mata itsuwari no imeeji de kobiun no 	Still trying to flatter people with your fake image?
もうやだって 愛さないで 	mou ya datte aisanaide 	Oh I'm sick of this—Don't love me
信仰の様な暮らしから抜け出したい 	shinkou no you na kurashi kara nukedashitai 	This livelihood that looks more like a religion, I want to escape from it
 	 	
思想とは某半々の疾病ともう半々の傲慢を 	shisou to wa bou hanhan no shippei to mou hanhan no gouman o 	A thought is actually half disease, half arrogance—
汚水で割った後にたっぷりとぬるま湯に 	osui de watta ato ni tappuri to nurumayu ni 	diluted by sewage, marinated by lukewarm water,
漬け込んだ脳に溶け込んだ 糖 	tsukekonda nou ni tokekonda tou 	sugar melted into our brains
瑕瑾 課金 発禁だらけのお祭り騒ぎさ 	kakin kakin hakkin darake no omatsuri sawagi sa 	Defects In-app purchases Sale bans Revelry full of these
ただ私の眼には公害が 	tada watashi no me ni wa kougai ga 	But in my eyes, This looks like nothing
ティーパーティーしている風にしか見えない 	tiipaatii shite iru fuu ni shika mienai 	but pollution having a tea party
 	 	
公園にいる鳩並みの警戒心なのね 	kouen ni iru hatonami no keikaishin nano ne 	You're as cautious as those pigeons in the park, huh?
どっかの誰かも知らん奴が 	dokka no dareka mo shiran yatsu ga 	The value of 'life' decided
決めた『生』の値もさ 	kimeta “sei” no atai mo sa 	by somebody somewhere
さあ 匙加減だってばよ 	saa sajikagen datteba yo 	At your discretion,
売り捌けや どんどん 	urisabakeya dondon 	sell them all, out and out
駄目だってさ あー言われてんのに 	dame datte sa aa iwareten noni 	Ugh, even though you're told not to do so,
又々熱した鉄板に触れんでしょう 	matamata nesshita teppan ni furen deshou 	you'll still touch the sizzling hot iron plate, right?
 	 	
目が覚めない時の言い訳 	me ga samenai toki no iiwake 	The excuse when you can't get out of bed—
『布団がじゃれてくる』と言葉 言葉を 	“futon ga jarete kuru” to kotoba kotoba o 	"The bed sheets kept on fooling around me" These words, these words
吐けば吐くほど 真っ青な本当 	hakeba haku hodo massao na hontou 	The more you spit them out, the more blue the 'truth' becomes"真っ青な本当" is a wordplay on "真っ赤な嘘". 真っ赤な嘘 means "outright/complete lie", and it's written using 真っ赤, which means "bright red", and 嘘, which means "lie". 真っ青な本当 is similarly constructed, as 真っ青 can mean "bright blue" and 本当 means "truth". Since they're made from opposites, it's likely that 真っ青な本当 also means the opposite of 真っ赤な嘘, which would make "blue" a metaphorical way of saying "oblique/ambiguous".
明け透けになったのよ 	akesuke ni natta no yo 	Now it's become the blatant truth
 	 	
老いてって 老いてって 	oitette oitette 	You're growing old, growing old,
採算はもう来世に持ち越して 	saisan wa mou raise ni mochikoshite 	your profits have already been carried forward to your next life
疑ってからくたばれ 	utagatte kara kutabare 	Suspect, then die
監視されりゃ真摯に取り組むね 	kanshi sarerya shinshi ni torikumu ne 	You'll take it serious once you're being watched, huh?
敬って 宣って 	uyamatte notamatte 	Revering, declaring
遊園地みたく酷く輝いて 	yuuenchi mitaku hidoku kagayaite 	shining awfully bright, like a theme park
耄碌ね 愛は無いね 	mouroku ne ai wa nai ne 	Once it gets senile, love no longer exists
『信仰に寄生しなきゃ生きれないの?』 	“shinkou ni kisei shinakya ikirenai no?” 	"Can't we survive without living on a belief?"
 	 	
ねえ君誰だっけ 	nee kimi dare dakke 	Hey, who were you again?
少し貶され慣れたよう 	sukoshi kenasare nareta you 	He seems to be a bit used to being dispraised
曰く後に名乗りでもすりゃあもう 	iwaku ato ni nanori demo suryaa mou 	Which means—just be the next one to give your name
総て贋作なんでしょう 無問題 	subete gansaku nan deshou mumondai 	and all your work will be counterfeits No problem
坊主崇めりゃ袈裟まで綺麗 	bouzu agamerya kesa made kirei 	If you worship a monk, you will even find his robe gorgeous
パイオニア擬の犯行 	paionia modoki no hankou 	Pseudo-pioneer crimes
 	 	
『おいで おいで おいでよ』 	“oide oide oide yo” 	"Come here"
『おいで おいで おいでよ』 	“oide oide oide yo” 	"Come here"
『おいで おいで おいでよ』 	“oide oide oide yo” 	"Come here"
『おいで おいで おいでよ』 	“oide oide oide yo” 	"Come here"
 	 	
置いてけ 置いてけ 	oiteke oiteke 	Leave it there, leave it there
翕然として安置に住み着いて 	kyuuzen to shite anchi ni sumitsuite 	Unanimously settling down in your little havens
そう群がって まあ散らかして 	sou muragatte maa chirakashite 	Gathering like this, scattering like that
徹底した幸福に溺れてくの 	tettei shita koufuku ni oboreteku no 	And drown yourselves in complete happiness?
僕無しで ああ生き抜いて 	bokunashi de aa ikinuite 	Oh, survive, without me
永遠に死にたいから死ねないね 	eien ni shinitai kara shinenai ne 	You long to die, that's why you're unable to die
哀 晒して 	ai sarashite 	Reveal your grief,
愛 腐らせて 	ai kusarasete 	let the love rot
新成人に合図を 	shinseijin ni aizu o 	Give the new adults your signal
, checked and approved by Damesukekun
==Translation Notes==
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==Notable Derivatives==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following album:
*NOMAN (album)
==External Links==
*piapro - Lyrics
*piapro - Instrumental
===Unofficial===
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* - 8bit ver.
* - Hatsune Miku ver.
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