LU 39 - Dr. Thornberry 9

I felt bad today. Quite awful to be honest. So of course, I had to take it off on someone. Which would be Ivy. Why you may ask? Well it's a child, fun to torture, innocent, cries quickly, easily scared, blah blah. My exact description of fun. So despite the bet I had with Hallthor, I went to Ivy's new jungle to drag it back. When I asked it to go with me, it refused, so I knocked it out and brought it back to my lab. Lugging a child up a hill did not make my mood any better. As soon as we got into the cell, I kicked it a bit to wake it up. They were confused and scared but that made my pleasure all the better! I set it ablaze, hit it, gave it drugs, just a bunch of silly little things for my enjoyment. It did pass out a few times which was annoying. But while I was having my fun, the child just went limp. When I went to kick it back awake again, Echo came back. Ugh Echo, that's no fun. Echo then informed me that Ivy... died? I mean aren't children supposed to be able to endure more pain? That's not fun, I was only 10% finished with my fun. Of course, since it was Echo, they just blabbered on and on about how I'm a murderer, and a monster, which to be honest is true, but of course I didn't admit to it. I know I'm a murderer, but I can't stop it's just too fun. I'll be honest though, I usually don't like to kill my subjects, I'm more of a torture fanatic. Anyway... I drank my favorite drink-thick water- while Echo's tears poured out of their eyes. They threatened to kill me for the millionth time. 
"You have no idea the amount of up you have just fucked." Echo whispered. 
"Well I haven't fucked much so I'm quite happy with that." Thornberry retorted. 
Echo was too angry for my jokes. Unfortunate, since I thought that was a good one. And of course, they ended up escaping. Oh well, I couldn't care less. I was too busy trying to find someone else to have fun with...