Space Battle Script

Script of SpongeBob Movie 3:Space Battle 
== Script: ==
(Shows Patchy riding his ship)
Patchy:(Wakes up) Oh Hello Kiddies! if you wondered where I was I was looking for Bikini Bottom finally! to meet....
Potty:Timmy Turner.
Patchy:What? no! 
Potty:Harvey Beaks.
(Patchy grabs gun and shots Potty into the ocean)
Patchy:Well I better be reading this map now...
(TV turns on)
General:Attaching all scurvy dogs! storms are ahead!
Patchy:Oh! better get in the poop deck!
(Go's through door,Cuts down the ocean where the title card appears and shows SpongeBob Pineapple)
SpongeBob:(Wakes up) Is Monday! thank god is Monday! 
(SpongeBob pulls his nose to reveal a hat,SpongeBob farts to the Krusty Krab)
Mr.Krabs:Disgusting boy!
Squidward:SpongeBob! I hate you! 
(SpongeBob go's in kitchen)
Squidward:Ten Crappy Patty's!
SpongeBob:Okay! 
(Squidward dreams of being in a tropical island making out with Misses Puff)
Misses Puff:Oh Squidward!
Squidward:Oh Misses P!
(Mr.Krabs shots Squidward in dream)
Mr.Krabs(Terminator reference):Not in la dream!
(Fly's away,Squidwards wakes up to smell stench)
Squidward:SpongeBob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(All the customers activate pods that shoot to the Chum Bucket)
Plankton:Am changing the name to the Chum Bumcket!
Karen:Yeah great idea.
Boo you stink guy:Boo! you stink!
My Leg Guy:Wanna make out?
Boo You Stink Guy:Yep!
(My Leg Guy and Boo You Stink Guy make out under rug,The pods hit the Chum Bumcket)
Fish:We wants Chum!
(Plankton has pound signs in his eye as Mr.Krabs comes out of bathroom)
Mr.Krabs:What the holy hell is that?
Puffy Fluffy:It was SpongeBob!
Mr.Krabs:Am on drugs again arrant I.
Puffy Fluffy:Am on drugs.
(Mr.Krabs turns into Moar Krabs and go's up to SpongeBob and screams in his ear "Spongy Bobby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")
Squidward:What the hell is a Sponge Bobby?
Mr.Krabs:My dog.
(Shows dead dog)
Mr.Krabs:He peed on Misses.Puff!
Squidward:SpongeBobs in the kitchen making crappy pattys!
Mr.Krabs:Crappy Patty's?
SpongeBob:Yep! its tasty!
(Mr.Krabs eats one and his but fly's to space,Dr. Betty Bangs sees it)
Dr.Betty Bangs:MHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Melvin eats the Bum)
Melvin:Tasty!
Dr.Betty Bangs:Melvin!
(Shows Mr.Krabs dancing)
Mr.Krabs:That was the best thing I've tasted! make more!
(Mr.Krabs comes to the Chum Bumcket and shouts "Crappy Patty's on sale right now!")
Boo You Stink Guy:Let me taste! (Eats and bum farts him to space)
Dr.Betty Bangs:Who are you?
Boo You Stink Guy:I just tried a Crappy Patty!
(Falls back to earth)
Melvin:I think am going to have diarrhea!
Boo You Stink Guy:Its.........TASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone runs to the Krusty Krabs)
Plankton:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone's buts fly to Dr.Betty Bangs lair)
Dr.Betty Bang:These bums are going hay wire.................This is what I need for my giant metal bullet to destroy the ocean!
Melvin:That was some good diarrhea!
(Shows Plankton sopping in his lair)
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