Hiding the Warners at the Bar/Cloud's Pig Head Incident

(Later at the bar, Cloud's group, Jenny, and Joy walked in, having stuffed Darkwing and the Warners inside of Cloud's group's trenchcoats)
Aerith: (Whispering to Dot) Careful!
Dot: (Muffled, whispering) Sorry.
(They then arrived to where Tifa, Marlene, and the Dazzlings are, just finishing serving some beer to a customer)
Cloud: Hey, Tifa!
Barret: Marlene!
Gangreen Gang: HEY, GALS!!
Soldier: Hey, Eddie! You made the front page today!
Valiant: Yeah. I guess I made some ink.
Man: What ink!
Roger: [Finally getting his head free.] Jeepers, Eddie. That com com completplech! [Valiant stuffs Roger back under his coat forming a big bulge.]
Dolores: So tell me, Eddie. Is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Valiant: Cut the comedy, Dolores. I've had a very hard day. I've gotta get outta these cuffs.
Dolores: Oh, swell.
[Dolores leads Valiant through a secret door to the hidden door beyond.]
Roger: Whooo! Jeepers, Eddie! That almost killed me! [Dolores turns on the light.] Boy. What is this? Some kind of a secret room?
Dolores: It's a rotgut room. A hold over for probation?
Roger: Oh, I get it. A speakeasy, a gin mill, a hooch parlor.
Dolores: The tools are up here, Eddie.
[Roger suddenly runs across the room dragging Valiant across with him and knocking Dolores over.]
Roger: Look at this. It's a fire hose. Jeepers, Eddie. This would be a great place to hide.
[Roger peers through the holes in the wall and knocks a bottle over with his eyes.]
Valiant: Crazy toons. Oof!
[Valiant pulls Roger away and in so doing knocks his head on the low light.]
Roger: Watch your head.
Dolores: I thought you said you'd never take another toon case? What, did you have a change of heart?
Valiant: [Starts sawing at the handcuffs with a saw from 1911.] Nothing's changed. Somebody's made a patsy out of me and I'm gonna find out why. [Starts to saw at cuff since 1914.] Hold still will ya?
[Roger slips his hand out of the cuff and stands in front of Valiant.]
Roger: Does this help?
Valiant: Yeah. Thanks...
[Valiant looks up at Roger and stops sawing. Roger hurriedly puts his hand back in the cuff.]
Valiant: Do you mean to tell me you could have taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?!
Roger: No! Not at any time. Only when it was funny! Plplplplpl!
Valiant: Get out of here!
Roger: [Shoots across the room to land in a 1910s rotating chair.] Come on, Eddie! Where's your sense of humor?
Dolores: He always this funny, or only on days he's wanted for murder?
Roger: [Leaning forward.] Listen. My "silosophy" is this. If you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead.
Valiant: You just make get your wish until I can figure out what happened to this! [Throws the photo to Dolores]
Roger: What is it, Eddie?
Valiant: Just look at it.
Roger: Mr. Acme's will...
Valiant: Yeah, and I think Maroon played the part of sound mind, and your wife, the sound body.
Roger: [Waving tool in the air.] Why, I resent that innuendo.
Dolores: What's the scheme, Eddie? [with a hammer from 1912.]
Valiant: I don't think they got to the will.
Dolores: But how do you know?
Valiant: Because they were still looking for it after they killed him.
Dolores: Anything I can do?
Valiant: Maybe you could go down and check the probate.
Roger: Yeah! Check the probate! Why. My Uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water.
Valiant: Not prostate, you idiot! Probate.
Roger: Let me get this straight! You think my boss, R.K. Maroon, dropped a safe on Marvin Acme's head so he could get his hands on Toontown?!
Valiant: Yep. That's my hunch. Now, could he stay here for a couple of days?
Dolores: Not going to do anything crazy is he?
Roger: [Rubbing a 1912 knife file through his ears.] Ooo. Oooh hoo hoo!
Dolores: Where are you going?
Cloud: Back to the office.
Ace: And then some private business.
More to come soon involving the deleted Pig head scene....
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