The Ultimate Interrogation of Ultimate Destiny

"The Ultimate Interrogation of Ultimate Destiny" is a high quality article from the King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!.
==Summary==
Unregistered HyperCam 2 spies on John Notwoodman interrogating Neil Cicierega for leaving suspicious "Calling Cards" around the tournament premises. After some coercion, Neil reveals his mission: after being branded as "Allstar", a Phantom Thief of Hearts, he spread Calling Cards to grow his notoriety, and eventually change the heart of SiIvaGunner himself, who he claims is a corrupt individual. Neil then summons his persona, Lemon Demon, who breaks him out of his handcuffs. John readies a leaf shield to stop Neil from escaping, but HyperCam cuts off the cover of the vent he was hiding in, knocking John on the head and giving Neil an opportunity to hit him with an All-Out Attack.
==Transcript==
*HyperCam shuffles around through the airvent, reaching a point where he’s able to see into the interrogation room.*
*John Notwoodman stands over the silent Neil, who is handcuffed to his chair.*
*John takes out his phone and pulls a video up, showing Neil the screen before it starts. HyperCam can only hear the audio*
“Nerf this! ppFPFHHFHFRRIRMMPFFF”
*Neil leans forward in his chair, pushing his head close to the floor- with a burst of energy he flicks his body backwards and his mask flies off his face*
Neil Cicierega: TIME FOR SOME BUSTIN! BUSTIN! BUSTIN!
*As Neil speaks these words, an aura of blue flame surrounds him, eventually completely engulfing him. Once it subsides, a demonic, lemon-headed figure can be seen floating directly behind him*
Lemon Demon: Feel good! Feel good! Feel good!
*With one downwards kick, Lemon Demon takes off Neil’s handcuffs before his foot strikes the ground with a threatening boom.*
*John summons a leaf shield*
**HyperCam turns on his disk, driving it through the vent. Due to HyperCam’s quick thinking, the vent falls off and hits John on the head!*
*Neil seizes the opportunity and shoots at John’s feet. John falls flat on the ground.*
*Neil lunges at John and unleashes an all-out attack!* 
—— *A few minutes later.*
*HyperCam cuts the video.*
==Trivia== 
*The interview's title is a reference to "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" by Lemon Demon.
**The text accompanying Neil's All-Out Attack illustration, "THE REST SEE THEIR BETTER" is based off a line from "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny".
** Neil references another of his songs, "Bustin", when summoning Lemon Demon.
*HyperCam's description of John's reaction to his injury is likely a reference to the "Peter Hurts His Knee" meme.