John

No one knows where they came from. No one knows who they are. All we know is that they're John. 
Everywhere they go, the name is repeated, almost like an incantation: "john"
What dark power coerces them to say it? No one knows.
Every day I inch closer to their awaiting grasp, one day closer to becoming one of them. 
May this message be a warning to those who meet these mysterious figures.
- Daniel "John" Stephano
John is a multidimensional being who’s real name can’t be spoken in this realm. 
An all powerful but benevolent being, he now he accounts for 12% of the voting population but alas, they are more than that. This is not a religion. This is a reality.