Superstore Sweep/Transcript

* (The scene opens with an exterior shot of The Meetup Superstore on a rainy day with some CRiTORA passing by. We cut to the superstore's interior shot where Vincent Tookatiel and Moloch Agamo arguing with each other until Fiona Truffulax passes by, only to stop and notice Vincent and Moloch, who stop, look at her, then take off in embarrasment.)
* Fiona Truffulax: (sighs) Why does no one ever bring a list? (While she continues to shop, [no name] peaks from behind an apple stand, looks around, then zooms out. Fiona takes out her list to see what she needs to buy; Here, the list has three things: Apple, Seafood, and Scarves. The camera zooms over the Apple mark, which [no name] touches, but lands in Fiona's shopping cart, much to her surprise.) Hmm... whatever that was, I needed that apple. (She checks the apple off her list and continues to shop. Meanwhile, Placeholder appears at the entrance of the superstore, but notices some CRiTORA about to enter the store, so the CRiTORA disappears before they arrive. Here, we see Spottie Leonard, Coneboy Golliday and Avery Darling taking shelter from the rain.)
* Avery Darling: Gee, what a glamorous day to go out in the middle of a storm!
* Spottie Leonard: Well, I caught a glimpse of Eggy's robot through the superstore. I can't just wait until the rain dies out.
* Avery Darling: Are you sure we're gonna find them in a place like this? (We pan to a view of several CRiTORA buying items related to their respective district.)
* Coneboy Golliday: Yeah, it doesn't look like anywhere we've been before.
* Spottie Leonard: Wait, you've never been to the Meetup Superstore before?
* Coneboy Golliday: Do I look like the guy who shops at the Meetup District? I'd rather shop at The Shopping Factory from where I live! (An image of The Shopping Factory appears in Coneboy's thoughts.)
* Avery Darling: Same here, though... it's at Lumpty's where I shop. (An image of Lumpty's appears in Avery's thoughts.)
* Spottie Leonard: Okay, okay that's great and all, but we're not here to shop. We're here to look out for that robot and we need to split up! (Avery gives Spottie a thumbs up and Coneboy chuckles.)
* Coneboy Golliday: Of course, as all friends should!
* Spottie Leonard: Great! I'll go look over there in the grocery section.
* Coneboy Golliday: Alright. I think I'll find them at the electronics stuff.
* Avery Darling: Hmm, how obvious? You know what? I'll just search all over the clothing section! (giggles) Obviously. (We cut back to Fiona, who is now shopping at a cereal aisle. Here, she accidentally runs over someone with her shopping cart.)
* [no name]: Ow! (Fiona realizes that [no name] had ran into her shopping cart.)
* Fiona Truffulax: Oh my! I am... so sorry!
* [no name]: It's okay... humble lady.
* Fiona Truffulax: (giggles softly) Don't mention it; Are you lost, little one?
* [no name]: Um, well... (before they can finish, Mercedes Saturnakku appears in front of the two. [no name] disappears.)
* Fiona Truffulax: Oh, great. Mercedes!
* Mercedes Saturnakku: Oh my dear, it's Fiona! How I've seen you so often and yet, I'm still disgusted by you and your relationship with that parabolic antenna.
* Fiona Truffulax: Hey, don't you dare bring Rolando into this.
* Mercedes Saturnakku: (scoffs) Like I wanna care? I would probably care more about that robot you laid eyes on, will myself first by the way?
* Fiona Truffulax: Oh, come on. That thing didn't know where they're going! They could have been taken by someone unpleasant. Perhaps, somebody with such a snooty attitude.
* Mercedes Saturnakku: Are you trying to challenge me? How about this, dear? Whichever one of us fills our cards and checks out first gets to keep the robot.
* Fiona Truffulax: What kind of challenge is that!?
* Mercedes Saturnakku: Well, it's a challenge, for sure. Maybe you do once someone's nerdy to keep that robot!
* Fiona Truffulax: (Gets angry, but calms down and sighs) Fine. You have a deal.
* Mercedes Saturnakku: Glad to hear that, dear. But quickly, we don't know how long are lists really are! (Flies off and giggles) I don't even have a list to begin with! This is going to be so easy! (Transition to the electronics aisle, Coneboy hops by then notices Mercedes looking at some clocks on the wall. He walks over to her.)
* Coneboy Golliday: Excuse me, ma'am. Have you seen that mysterious question mark robot thingy floating around here?
* Mercedes Saturnakku: I'm sorry child, but that robot is going to be mine.
* Coneboy Golliday: Yours!? I'm sorry, but my friends and I saw them first, if there's no way it's gonna be yours!
* Mercedes Saturnakku: Listen, I got no time to argue with the delinquent like you!
* Coneboy Golliday: How about now?
* Mercedes Saturnakku: (walks off) No.
* Coneboy Golliday: Hmph! There's no way that robot is gonna be in anyone's hands! (Walks off. We cut to another section of the electronics aisle featuring a few washing machine designs. Pluto Georgia and a V-M4A ViRUS peek out from one of the washing machines and notice Mercedes flying by with her shopping cart, so they hide. Mercedes passes by without noticing the two. Cut to inside of the washing machine.)
* Pluto Georgia: (snickers evilly) Oh boy, Our time hiding together has finally paid off! Now, go after that moth while I take care of the robot or whoever's looking for it. (V-M4A screams in response.) Great! (Throws V-M4A out of the washing machine.) Now go, before someone sees you! (Closes the washing machine door and V-M4A zooms off. Cut to Mercedes taking one of the items from what appears to be the gifts section.)
* Mercedes Saturnakku: What should I pick? This is not a class at all. Yes, I kinda want them all. (Sighs) I should've brought a list! (We pan to see V-M4A ready to attack from behind, then screams at Mercedes.) I don't have time to deal with that vermin! (She throws the item she was holding at V-M4A's face. Enraged, it lets out a long, loud, drawn-out scream, shocking and infecting Mercedes, much to the horror of some customers at the next aisle. Quirko appears and shoves the customers out of his way in the form of a shopping cart.)
* Quirko: I'm outta here! (In a panic, he zooms out of the aisle just before Mercedes regains consciousness and turns into a V-CRiTORA. V-M4A zooms away. We cut to another aisle as [no name] reappears. They look around and see a box of pop tarts. Soon, Spottie appears and spots [no name] at the aisle.)
* Spottie Leonard: A-ha! I've spotted you! ([no name] freaks out and flies away from Spottie, who turns into a ball to catch up with them.) Come here, you! (Cut to Fiona looking through the seafood section as [no name] zooms by.)
* Fiona Truffulax: Huh? (Without warning, Spottie accidentally crashes into Fiona and gets knocked out from the impact. She regains consciousness and notices Fiona glaring at her; She bounces away, meowing in fear.) That oughta teach you manners the way I do to my brother. (We cut to [no name] still zooming away from Spottie. They crash into another customer's shopping cart, which teleports them to the store's clothing aisle. They find themselves in an aisle of shirts, then spots V-M4A next to them and screaming. Scared, they fire a rocket at V-M4A but misses. V-M4A laughs, but then, the rocket changes direction and hits V-M4A, deleting it. We cut to Avery Darling whistling as she walks through the clothing section. She spots [no name] zooming past her.)
* Avery Darling: A-ha! Gotcha, bot! (She chases [no name] through the aisle, while trying on many different costumes until she hits a wall and loses sight of [no name]. Quirko pops up.)
* Quirko: Now that's gotta hurt.
* Avery Darling: (offscreen) We get it! (Cut to Coneboy walking past the electronics aisle, tired.) 
*Coneboy Golliday: Ah, I swear they oughta be somewhere. ([no name] flies past him, then he proceeds to run fast and chase the robot. He finally spots [no name], but gets slimed by Pluto's Goo Gun before he can catch them.)
* Pluto Georgia: (stutters) Don't go anywhere!
* Coneboy Golliday: Ha! That's not going to stop me with you and your weird eye! (His eyes briefly merge into one giant eye and split afterwards.)
* Pluto Georgia: (stutters and points to his ViRUS emblem) Weird eye? That's just a new ViRUS emblem. Is it, uh... is it really that bad?
* Coneboy Golliday: (gasps) You're one of the gang! (Growls) You left me no choice! (He shoots a ball of oil from the stop of his head, but is deleted by Pluto's Goo Gun.)
* Pluto Georgia: A ball of oil? Ha! This is so lame! Why are you ever- (Notices multiple balls of oil heading for him as he yelps while Coneboy runs off. He growls, then throws his Goo Gun to the floor.) Drat! Well, I did my best. (Cut to Fiona strolling through the clothing section and begin to hear beeping sounds.)
* Fiona Truffulax: This place has been feeling tense as a- (V-Mercedes rams into Fiona with her shopping cart) Hey!
* V-Mercedes: (glitched) You won't reach check out before me, you hairball! (Cut to a dazed Avery, she wakes up and notices Mercedes' shopping cart rolling towards her. She dodges before the shopping cart could strike her. She notices V-Mercedes about to attack Fiona, so she speeds off with her Darling Dash move. V-Mercedes gets caught in it and lags.)
* Avery Darling: That just leaves me time to find some DiSiNFECTiON Spray. (V-Mercedes stops lagging.)
* V-Mercedes: (Growls) This isn't enough! (She grabs a stray shopping cart filled with empty boxes and pushes it until she notices a Moth LiFEFORM.) Huh!? ([no name] appears.) Hey! ([no name] quickly fires a rocket at V-Mercedes and disinfects her.)
* Mercedes Saturnakku: (Dazed) What the? What did I just- (wakes up to realize that [no name] had disinfected her.) You... you saved me, you brave little robot! Let me have you! ([no name] quickly disappears before Mercedes could try to get to them.) Why? Just why!?! (Fiona comes by.)
* Fiona Truffulax: My, what an assortment on you. Are you really going to pay all of this?
* Mercedes Saturnakku: (Flies off) Gosh, so much for a challenge against that stupid fluff for that stupid robot around this stupid store while infected by a stupid ViRUS, it's just a stupid day! Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! ([no name] comes back with Fiona.)
* Fiona Truffulax: Oh, my goodness! I thought you ran away! My, if it wasn't for that snooty moth, I bet you wouldn't have to go through this mess.
* [no name]: (chuckles) Yeah.
* Fiona Truffulax: Now, um... could you, perhaps, tell me what you were looking for? (Without a thought, [no name] disappears in front of Fiona. The trio comes rushing, realizing that [no name] was already gone.)
* Avery Darling: Oh my spanglers! What in the name of sims happened here?
* Coneboy Golliday: That must've been from that loud explosion!
* Spottie Leonard: Ma'am, did that strange robot cause all of this?
* Fiona Truffulax: Well, maybe. But I believe that robot also saved Mercedes from such insanity. Maybe, they saved her from those ludicrous items as well.
* Avery Darling: Shoot! (takes out her DiSiNFECTiON Spray) So, I got the last can for nothing!
* Coneboy Golliday: Huh? Wait, where did that thing go, then?
* Fiona Truffulax: It was here, just now. I tried to ask them something, but they left into the rain before I could finish.
* Spottie Leonard: Oh, well what did I expect? It's getting late, anyway. We should probably go head to slumber.
* Fiona Truffulax: Well, good luck with the robot! (The trio heads off and Fiona continues to shop.)
* Avery Darling: (offscreen) Wait! I gotta purchase this spray, you know, for obvious reasons.
* (Fade to black. End of episode.)
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