Settler wanderer/Dialogue

==COMP_Quest_Camp_Lite_Wanderer==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	It's a tough world out there, so take it slow and be safe. 	
 	 	 	Appalachia's a lot to take in, so play it safe and smart. 	
 	 	 	Make sure you got food, water, and maybe some Stimpaks. Never know when you'll need them. 	
 	 	 	Good luck. I'm rooting for you! 	
 	 	 	Keep an eye out and don't get in over your head and I'm sure you'll be fine. Probably. 	
 	 	 	I'd say I wish you well or something, but I figure there's nothing you can't handle at this point. So, have fun? 	
 	 	 	Time for you to do that crazy thing you do. In style. 	
 	 	 	I guess this is goodbye. For now. You'll be back? I kinda get stir crazy around here sometimes. 	
 	 	 	You know what needs doing so, uh, do... it? Really smooth, I know. 	
 	 	 	I have some leads on something for tomorrow. Maybe getting ahead of myself, but I figure you got this in the bag. 	
 	 	 	You take care of business, and I'll make sure you get your reward. Deal? Good. 	
 	 	 	You know, I'm not going to worry about it. You got this. 	
 	 	 	You keep knocking them over, and I'll keep lining them up for you. 	
 	 	 	And so it's go team time! Well, mostly you. Really, all you. Hey, sometimes I kill Mole Rats when you're gone. 	
 	 	 	You know the drill. So, uh, yeah. We're good? Yeah, we're good. 	
 	 	 	Gotcha. I'm in the middle of deciphering a code from some mothman hunters anyway. 	
 	 	 	I've got to keep monitoring the chatter anyway, see ya. 	
 	 	 	No problem. I'm pretty busy myself. I'm the safety contact right now for someone who is tracking down strange lights in the sky. 	
 	 	 	Understood, I've got to be monitoring the chatter now anyway. Lots to do. 	
 	 	 	You gotta do what you gotta do. 	
 	 	 	I knew it. I knew you'd be interested. Best of luck. 	pleased the player is doing your favor/quest
 	 	 	Who brings you the intel on the cool weapons? Me, that's who. Knock them dead. I guess, literally. 	
 	 	 	I hope it's the best Flamer, Gauss Rifle, or... uhh... machete ever. In history. 	
 	 	 	Excellent. Go forth and armor up. That sounds so medieval, right? 	pleased the player is doing your favor/quest
 	 	 	There's no offense like a good defense. Wait. That makes no sense any more. 	
 	 	 	I hope this lead pans out. I mean it will. Armor here we come. 	
 	 	 	So kill all the things and bask in our collective gratitude. 	pleased the player is doing your favor/quest
 	 	 	Boy, I'd hate to be on the opposite side of this mission. Good luck. 	
 	 	 	Time for some violence. Hopefully the nice and one-sided kind. 	
 	 	 	Good luck out there. I'll keep the kettle on. Hey, I actually could do that. 	pleased the player is doing your favor/quest
 	 	 	I'd wish you luck, but I don't think you'll really need it. 	
 	 	 	Have fun out there. And I will absolutely not be hosting a big party when you're gone. At all. 	
 	 	 	I found out via my sparkly personality. I'm good that way. 	
 	 	 	I heard it from a friend. More an acquaintance, really. Maybe a little on the stranger side, but you get the idea. 	
 	 	 	I have my sources. And my ways. 	
 	 	 	All I'll say, is even in the wastelands it pays to be friendly. A kind word and the well-placed cap can do wonders. 	
 	 	 	Give a traveler some hooch and you'd be amazed, and often disgusted, at what you'll hear. 	
 	 	 	I don't know what it is about weapons, but people love talking about them. On and on and on. 	
 	 	 	The amount of chatter about this weapon and that. I mean, I pay attention for you. For me, I'd rather take a nap. 	
 	 	 	People gossip. Especially about firepower or the latest and greatest deadly instrument of death. It passes the time. 	
 	 	 	I... forgot. Uhm. A trader? An eyebot? Literally drawing a blank here. 	
 	 	 	I was told on the condition of anonymity. And as a professional busy-body, I protect my sources. 	
 	 	 	A junk merchant of all things. Who knew they were interested in random piles of garbage? 	
 	 	 	People passing by. I mean, you can place your camp literally anywhere and I swear at least one lookey-loo would pass by. 	
 	 	 	Some junk trader. It was a trove he couldn't hit, so he's hoping someone gets lucky. Nice guy. 	
 	 	 	It's kind of a drunken haze. I want to say a... giant gecko. That's the image I have. Yay, alcohol. 	
 	 	 	My junk contacts. Kind of sad that I have those. But there you go. 	
 	 	 	Would you believe... Snallygasters? And lots of them. Oh so much fun. 	
 	 	 	Well, just a few... vicious, creepy and just all around no fun Snallygasters. 	
 	 	 	From the stories and rumors I pieced together, it's full of Snallygasters. Or Pioneer Scouts. Stories get weird sometimes. 	
 	 	 	Keep calm. Even breathing. So Yao Guai. Just a couple, several, a lot... of them. 	
 	 	 	The best info I've got points to... Yao Guai. Lots of them. So... surprise? I don't have a cake. I should've softened the blow with cake. 	
 	 	 	You'll appreciate this, this is good. Yao Guai. Because that makes this job sooo easy. 	
 	 	 	A hunter friend said there's wolves in that area. So vicious pack hunters. 	
 	 	 	Wolves. On the scale of things, not the worst. But no push overs, either. OK, maybe a little. 	
 	 	 	People have heard wolf howls around there. So expect them. 	
 	 	 	A pack of Vicious Dogs. Because putting down dogs is great. Thanks for that, Appalachia. 	
 	 	 	Couple of buddies ran into a pack of vicious dogs around here a while back. Could still be there. Fun times. 	
 	 	 	Lots of vicious dogs are in that area. So, don't be surprised if you see some. 	
 	 	 	A bunch of Radtoads. Creepy, creepy Radtoads. 	
 	 	 	There are those yucky eggs all over that area. Which means toads. With all the googly eyed goodness that comes with them. 	
 	 	 	Giant toads have been spotted near there. My favorite. I'm being sarcastic. 	
 	 	 	It's full of those giant ticks. Don't you just love it when they're full of your blood. That's a treat. 	
 	 	 	Be warned... this place is crawling with Ticks. Loads and loads of them. 	
 	 	 	It's full of bloodsuckers. And only in Appalachia do you get to say, "Be more specific." Giant Ticks. 	
 	 	 	No one knows for certain what's there. Some swamp creatures...? Just guessing. 	
 	 	 	My money's on swamp creatures of some flavor. And that's not an invitation to lick one of them. Because, yuck. 	
 	 	 	Sane people kind of avoid that area. So best guess: something swampy. 	
 	 	 	A lot of those big bruisers, your pals and mine, Super Mutants. 	
 	 	 	Glad you asked, because Super Mutants have been spotted over there. So be careful. Or better yet, stay here and we can play some tunes. 	
 	 	 	Everyone says there's Super Mutants over there. OK, not everyone. Scorched mainly say, "One of us" but everyone I asked. 	
 	 	 	Stingwing nests have been spotted around there. So lots of them is my guess. 	
 	 	 	So the junk trader, and if you think I'm funny - he's a real hoot, a national treasure, really... Anyway, Stingwings. Sorry. 	
 	 	 	Lots of flying bugs have been spotted over there. My caps are on Stingwings. 	
 	 	 	Two people have said it's a "Sheepsquatch." Maybe more than one. I mean, how gullible do I look? 	
 	 	 	I fully expect you to laugh, but people "say" there are Sheepsquatches there. I know, haha. 	
 	 	 	A tracker came by, you know the "I never smile even at the birth of my daughter type" and he said look out for Sheepsquatch. Those... aren't real, right? 	
 	 	 	Oh, you know, nothing. Just some building destroying Sentry Bots. That's all, though. 	
 	 	 	I'm glad you asked. At least one Sentry Bot was spotted near there. And that's a whole mess of bad news. 	
 	 	 	My best intelligence, and hey don't laugh, I'm intelligent... Anyway, Sentry Bots. So be very, very careful. 	
 	 	 	Radscorpions. That's all I'll say. Unless you ask me more questions. 	
 	 	 	People have seen Radscorpions in the area. With their nasty poisonous tails and hide that just brushes off bullets. *groan* 	
 	 	 	Soo.... Radscorpions are in that area. So stay here, instead. You aren't staying, are you? 	
 	 	 	There's usually Scorched in the area. Such a shame. 	
 	 	 	You can expect Scorched. They're everywhere. Which is really, really depressing when you think about it. 	
 	 	 	The area is crawling with Scorched. OK, not literally crawling. Because they walk. I'm going to stop talking now. 	
 	 	 	Robots of some kind. That's all I got. 	
 	 	 	It's pretty common knowledge that there are a lot of robots over there. 	
 	 	 	Would you believe robots? Well, you should. Because they're there... and all over. 	
 	 	 	So lots of military robots. I'm so glad we built all those to protect us from communists. I feel so protected right now. 	
 	 	 	My ex says it's full of top-of-the-line military robots. So happy hunting? 	
 	 	 	He lost them in this place, but I bet you they're still there, waiting. 	
 	 	 	Everyone says its full of military robots and to stay away. Which for you, I imagine is an engraved invitation. 	
 	 	 	It's full of Robobrains. Another of humanity's finest ideas. 	
 	 	 	There have been Robobrains spotted in that area. And poison ivy. I'll let you be the judge about what to worry about. 	
 	 	 	You can expect Robobrains. Seriously, who thought that was a good idea? I would find them and I would... have strong words with them. 	
 	 	 	A literal rat's nest. That's what's there. Well, Radrats. But still. 	
 	 	 	Everyone says there are Radrats there. They looked at me like, "How can you not know that?" Do I look like an encyclopedia? 	
 	 	 	Major rat infestation. So, good times ahead. And possibly rabies. 	
 	 	 	Lots of Raiders in that area. So be careful. 	
 	 	 	A whole squad, team... Listen, I don't know how many... but Raiders. 	
 	 	 	That's Raider territory. So expect them. A lot of them. 	
 	 	 	So good news: not the big a threat, really. Bad news: radroaches. A whole nest of them. 	
 	 	 	This place is utterly infested with radroaches. And there goes my appetite. 	
 	 	 	A skittering mass of delightful radroaches. Man, sometimes I don't envy your job. 	
 	 	 	So... Radants. Because one of those quick little guys isn't bad enough. Surprise, friends! 	
 	 	 	This place is teeming with ants. Of the big and hungry variety. 	
 	 	 	Ants. I used to feel a little bad for squishing them, if I could go back I'd buy a bulldozer and show them who's boss. 	
 	 	 	A lot of RobCo's finest. Protectrons. That's what's there. 	
 	 	 	So a lot of Protectrons are in the area. I wonder what you should call a pack of them? A herd? A flamboyance? An annoyance? Hmm. 	
 	 	 	Robots have been spotted there. Specifically Protectrons. 	
 	 	 	Some sort of... mutated thingies? Listen, that's all I got. 	
 	 	 	The talk I've heard runs all over the map. Some sort of mutated scary thing. So yeah, could be anything. 	
 	 	 	Some sort of mutated monstrosities which, of course, we've grown to love. 	warning player about enemies at mission location (you assume the player can handle themselves, but you want them prepared)
 	 	 	You'll find Mr. Gutsies. As in plural. Because one isn't enough to ruin your day. 	
 	 	 	There are a lot of Mr. Gutsies there. And I know Assaultrons and Sentry Bots are scary, but Gutsies cut down people just as bad. Maybe worse. 	
 	 	 	So some programmer back in the day thought it would be just swell if the fall back pathing code sent our favorite Mr. Gutsies to patrol where you're going. 	
 	 	 	You hear that scurrying sound? And the barge reeeah. That's a Mole Rat. Expect lots of that. 	Barge reeah is him trying to make the sound of a mole rat bursting from the ground and going, "raarrr."
 	 	 	A happy little colony of Mole Rats live there. And they will most certainly not try to eat your face. Oh wait, they will. 	
 	 	 	Expect Mole Rats. Lots of them. 	
 	 	 	Mole Miners have been spotted over there. So expect them in all their wonderful miner claw glory. 	
 	 	 	Mole Miners. That's what you'll find. So take cover and try to draw them out one at a time. That's what my hunter friend said. 	
 	 	 	You'll find Mole Miners there. Why? Who knows? No seriously, who knows? 	
 	 	 	From the oh so wonderful seaside smells, Mirelurks. In all their stomach churning glory. 	
 	 	 	You can expect a colony of Mirelurks. Hopefully they won't be expecting you. 	
 	 	 	Mirelurks. So take it slow and easy and aim for the head... Wait, were you the one who told me that advice? Whoops. 	
 	 	 	A Mega Sloth has been seen around there. They are mean. 	
 	 	 	Expect a Mega Sloth. I know people that think they are just precious. Crazy, right? 	
 	 	 	The radio chatter says there's at least one Mega Sloth there. It shouldn't be hard to spot. 	
 	 	 	Lots of little commie bots. Your favorite, my favorite... Liberators. 	
 	 	 	I was drinking with some fellow wanderers, they said the place is swarming with Liberator Bots. Before they passed out. 	
 	 	 	Liberators have been spotted there. Why would communists would want to capture that spot? No idea. 	warning player about enemies at mission location (you assume the player can handle themselves, but you want them prepared)
 	 	 	You can expect bugs. What type, who can keep track of them all? I mean, who would want to. 	
 	 	 	So many skittering chittering sounds to be heard. Bugs are there. 	
 	 	 	Just be aware that this place tends to attract giant insects of all kinds. I know, I love Appalachia, too, right? 	
 	 	 	Honey Beasts. They give me the creeps. I mean, bees that shoot more bees. That's just sick. 	
 	 	 	I heard that that is a Honey Beast breeding ground. Which is gross on so many levels. 	
 	 	 	Our friendly sweet pals, the Honey Beasts, they're there. Of course they are. 	
 	 	 	I heard there are Gulpers there. Not Swallowers. Not Breathers. Gulpers. Yeah. 	
 	 	 	So "gulpers" are there. Whatever those area. 	
 	 	 	So Tim, he's one of my drinking buddies, swear there are Gulpers there. And he described them. And they sound scary. And made up. 	
 	 	 	So expect a big hulking Grafton Monster. Seriously, they have no head. Why isn't anyone else freaking out about that? 	
 	 	 	One of my personal favorite nightmares may be there. The. Grafton. Monster. *shudder* 	
 	 	 	There's a Grafton Monster that is sometimes in the area. And I say, we should just fence it off and let him own it. 	
 	 	 	You're seriously still doing this, aren't you? 	
 	 	 	That place is overflowing with ferals. Who knows how many and where they all come from. 	
 	 	 	Lots of Feral Ghouls have been spotted around there. It just makes me sick. 	
 	 	 	Loads of ferals have been seen over there. So, you've been warned. 	
 	 	 	So, you want to into a whole mess of Fog Crawlers? Because me? I definitely don't. 	
 	 	 	The word is that Fog Crawlers nest there. Which is more than a word. And it's a not a good word. 	
 	 	 	Massive slimy Fog Crawlers. That's what the magic eight ball predicts for your future. 	
 	 	 	It's not so bad this time. Eyebots. I mean they can and will kill you. Just slower than most the things around here. 	
 	 	 	Some of those floating eyebots around. That's it. So a nice quick assignment. 	
 	 	 	Lots of eyebots have been spotted around there. They make for good target practice. 	
 	 	 	So you want to know what's there? Isn't it great weather we're having? Heard any good jokes? I... uhh... 	
 	 	 	Deathclaws. That's what there. Right. 	
 	 	 	At least one, possibly many... Deathclaws. It's not too late to back out. 	
 	 	 	There are... terrifying tales about that place. And the Deathclaws that live there. 	
 	 	 	Cave Crickets. There was a time where that wouldn't make me terrified. That time was many years ago. 	
 	 	 	If not, well, you're in for a treat! This place is currently bursting at the seams with them. 	
 	 	 	A lot of hopping chittering Cave Crickets. So you're in for a lot of good times. 	
 	 	 	Do you like Cave Crickets? If so, boy, you are in luck. 	
 	 	 	A lot of zippy annoying Bloodbugs. Those guys are the worst. Except for Deathclaws. Oh and Mirelurk Queens. Or... 	
 	 	 	OK, they aren't the worst - but they're so not good. 	
 	 	 	The place is infested with Bloodbugs. My gift to you. I know, I shouldn't have. 	
 	 	 	Bloodbugs. Flying oh so hard to nail with a pipe pistol, blood bugs. 	
 	 	 	Good news: easy assignment. Bad news: Bloatflies. Disgusting little beasts. 	
 	 	 	So there are Bloatflies over there. Not so bad as things go, but, still... gross. 	
 	 	 	Bloatflies. This one is all you, my friend. 	
 	 	 	This place has some serious resistance. At least one Assaultron. *shudder* 	
 	 	 	Just one of the deadliest robots around: the Assaultron. Probably more than one. The things we do. 	
 	 	 	Everyone says there's assaultrons over there. Nobody's actually seen one up close, because you know laser beam and then the aahhhh death. 	
 	 	 	Something called Anglers live there. And I assume they aren't the fly fishing kindly old gentleman kind. Although that would be so welcomed. 	
 	 	 	You can expect Anglers there. That's bad, right? They made it sound bad. 	
 	 	 	Maybe just the obvious: a "run-they're-aggressive-and-going-to-shred-us" of Anglers would suffice. 	
 	 	 	A bunch of Anglers. Apparently they have this floaty bit? Are they pulling my leg with this? 	
 	 	 	I know you're going to love this. Expect the unexpected. Because everyone I ask has no idea. 	
 	 	 	I did my homework. I hobnobbed, I kvetched, I even insinuated once. And I got... nothing. Zilch. 	
 	 	 	I asked everybody. No one knows. It's a genuine mystery. Excited? 	
 	 	 	Word is there are Blood Eagles in that area. That's really, really not a good word then. 	
 	 	 	A lot of Blood Eagles are know to be around there. So be careful. Those guys are no joke. 	
 	 	 	Oh, just a few Blood Eagles. Because that's what Appalachia needs more of. 	
 	 	 	You get the joy of fighting Mothman Cultists. Make sure you bring your tinfoil hat. 	
 	 	 	What do you say to Mothman Cultists? And you probably say, "Yes." Because you're just the right sort of crazy to do that. 	
 	 	 	Expect some of Mothman Cultists. Because around here that is a thing. 	
 	 	 	A bunch of happy Floaters. It'll be fun, right? No? 	
 	 	 	There have been Floaters sighted around there. And often that means Super Mutants. But maybe you'll get lucky? 	
 	 	 	Who am I kidding? 	
 	 	 	Your favorite, my favorite: Floaters. Especially the blue ones. They are the.... worst! 	
 	 	 	From what I can tell, you have to go to some sort of camp. God, I hope not here. 	
 	 	 	Some sort of camp site or campground is the destination. 	
 	 	 	It's time to go camping. Well, not here. Out there. It's at a camp. That's all I got. 	
 	 	 	I believe it's at a store or shopping center. If you see any marshmallows, grab some. S'more time, right? 	
 	 	 	You get to go to a store. Which is a lot more exciting and deadly than it used to be. Except for Black Friday. Right? 	explaining a mission/favor you are asking the player to do
 	 	 	Some sort of store. Once a temple to commerce, now full of irradiated who-knows-what. 	
 	 	 	It's in one of the local towns. I know, super helpful, right? 	
 	 	 	A... town, hamlet, burg... You get the idea. 	
 	 	 	Somewhere in a town. Hey, it's better than saying somewhere in Appalachia. 	
 	 	 	Head to this trainyard. It'll be there. Probably. Hey, I'm just the messenger. 	
 	 	 	I asked a buddy who asked an old hunter friend, who asked a former solider she knows, who asked a farmer that just arrived from the east... 	
 	 	 	And the farmer said that she heard a trader say that he saw someone in this exact trainyard with that stuff. So, that's what I got. 	
 	 	 	It's definitely a trainyard. No question about it. Except the one you just asked. And that is answered. 	
 	 	 	It's in a tunnel. A dark, oh so cheery tunnel. I bet your camp is sounding really good right now. 	
 	 	 	I know the tunnel to go to. Because dark creepy tunnels equal fun. 	
 	 	 	The target location is a tunnel. So there you go. You ask, and I answer. Teamwork. 	
 	 	 	Some sort of civic building. Listen, I'm not from here, I'm doing my best. 	
 	 	 	Some sort of old government building. I think. Listen, I know where it is. Exactly what it was Pre-War... 	
 	 	 	So the job's at a civic building. Well, a building for sure. Alright, I can point to it on your map. 	
 	 	 	Head over to this communications building. There might be good salvage there, so keep these peepers peeled. Wait, that sounds gross. 	
 	 	 	It's at a communications building. In and out, and no one is the wiser. Except us. Because it's a life experience. 	
 	 	 	I've narrowed it down to this area. It's a building. And my oh so helpful friend said "the communication kind." 	
 	 	 	This is the compound to go to. Definitely. If you believe the drunken ramblings of friends. Which I do. 	
 	 	 	Head over to this compound. It's probably military. That makes sense, right? 	
 	 	 	It's in a military compound, I think. So, sure, should be as easy as... well, not at all. 	
 	 	 	You get to go to one of the picturesque local dams. Fun. 	
 	 	 	So the target location is a dam. Which means trouble. The dams around here are loads of good times. 	
 	 	 	So head to this marked dam and take care of business. That's it. 	
 	 	 	It's at a factory. So bring your hard hat, punch in, and get it done. 	
 	 	 	You're headed to one of the many local hubs of manufacturing and production. Appalachia is lousy with factories. 	
 	 	 	Head to this factory. The intel seems solid. 	
 	 	 	So it's some sort of farm. That's where it is. The details were a little vague. Sorry. 	
 	 	 	Time to go to a farm. Agriculture. Gets me every time. 	
 	 	 	Some sort of... farm? Field? Ag Center? It's something. And I'll point to it on a map. Because that's what I do. 	
 	 	 	It's at a house. Really, that's it. Hopefully no big deal. 	
 	 	 	Go to this house. I love it when they get that specific. Instead of, "It's in Peru." It's "403 Baker Street." 	
 	 	 	I'd check out this house. They were pretty certain that's where to go. 	
 	 	 	You aren't afraid of heights, right? You know those lookout towers? Well, that's where you're going. 	
 	 	 	It's at a lookout tower. Have you ever been to the top of those? Quite the view, good for scouting. I'm serious. 	
 	 	 	Go to this lookout tower and you'll be in business. The business of looking out. That sounded better in my head. 	
 	 	 	So it's at a medical facility. So you can get your annual checkup at the same time. 	
 	 	 	It's at a hospital or medical facility or pharmacy... OK, I don't know exactly what this building is. But I can point to it on a map. 	
 	 	 	Some sort of... medical facility? Yeah, that's what I'm going with. 	
 	 	 	So it's in a mine. A mine in Appalachia. It's not a cliche. They're out there. 	
 	 	 	I talked with some other friends, we narrowed it down to this mine. Be careful, mines around here... not to be trifled with. 	
 	 	 	So you get to go to a mine. Your life, I swear, never boring. 	
 	 	 	Get out your picnic basket, it's a Park. Hey, they can't all be gems. 	
 	 	 	So the target's in one of the local parks. All that wide open space, with who knows what watching... 	
 	 	 	Try this park. Me and my friends are pretty certain that's where it's at. 	
 	 	 	Check out this power substation. Maybe circle it first, all that equipment can hide who knows what inside the fence. 	
 	 	 	So one of the local power substations. That's where you need to go. 	
 	 	 	So I got a tip from my old girlfriend, and that is a story let me tell you... This one time... Right, sorry. It's a power substation. 	
 	 	 	The odds are super good, it's at this research facility. Or it's in Pennsylvania. But my caps are on here. 	
 	 	 	So I asked around, did some digging - and the consensus is it's at this research facility. 	
 	 	 	Hit up this research facility. All signs point to it. 	
 	 	 	So Catherine, my ex, says it's at this resort. And she's never wrong. Trust me. Never. Wrong. 	
 	 	 	Hit up this resort and you should be good. And maybe get a pedicure! 	
 	 	 	If you know me, I keep my ear to the ground. So it's this resort. And now I need a bath. For the ear? 	
 	 	 	It's back to school time. Because it's at a school. The mission. Sorry. 	
 	 	 	One of the local schools. That's where it is. 	
 	 	 	I was talking with a trader, he's positive it's at this school. And you can always rely on random traders. 	
 	 	 	It's at a restaurant. Oh god, I miss restaurants. 	
 	 	 	Head over to this restaurant and you should find it. Or some moldy food. Either way, victory. 	
 	 	 	I've talked with a lot of people about this. Like a lot. And if it's not in this restaurant I'll... well, be wrong. But I won't be. Because I'm right. 	
 	 	 	I only have an approximate place. You know the, "Go 100 paces past the forked tree" type of description. So here. Ish. 	
 	 	 	I've narrowed down the area as much as I can. And it's somewhere in the... wilderness around here. Best I could do. 	
 	 	 	You need to go kind of in the middle of nowhere. I can mark it down for you. Trust me, not a prank. 	
 	 	 	It's spelunking time. Because it's in a cave. And there you go. 	
 	 	 	One of Appalachia's many caves is where you need to go. Not creepy or terrifying in the least. 	
 	 	 	So you get to go to a deep dark cave. Because it's so much fun. 	
 	 	 	So go to this cabin. That's it. Sometimes it is that easy. 	
 	 	 	There are a lot of cabins around here. So go to this one and you should be good. But come back, alright, this place is nicer than that. 	
 	 	 	It's in one of Appalachia's many charming cabins. So rustic and often... deadly. 	
 	 	 	It's over... Well, by the... Just let me put it on your map. 	sincere, trying to be helpful, but you really don't know much
 	 	 	I think I can tell you how to get there... but otherwise, you're on your own. 	sincere, trying to be helpful, but you really don't know much
 	 	 	Sometimes even I come up a little short. I can give you the coordinates, but that's about as helpful as I can be. 	sincere, trying to be helpful, but you really don't know much
 	 	 	So I asked for details, and I got. I still don't know. I mean, some accents are just crazy, right? What's a grumpheld...err..puke? No idea. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So.. who, you might ask? And I asked to. And the answer: no idea. Vague, yay! 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	That's all I know. Well, not all I know. All I know about this. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So what am I killing right? Right. No idea. I'm pretty sure it needs to be be super duper dead, though. Hey, my sources are good. Just not omniscient. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	My informant was so scared, panicky, about the whole thing. I, uh, might've forgot to ask more about specifically what... But you'll figure it out. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So go over... There-ish. Find the thing. Things? And do your thing. Don't worry, it'll work itself out. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	You're going angling! Wait, no, you're killing an Angler. Those are a thing, right? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So the target is an... Angler. I mean, the name doesn't sound too scary - but my friend swears this is a legit problem. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Target of the hour: an Angler. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So the target is an... Assaultron. OK, OK. An Assaultron. Please still do it. Those she-bots are terrifying. 	Mutter "Assaultron" the first time, because they're tough (afraid the PC will say no)
 	 	 	The target of the day is... An Assaultron. A mean scary Assaultron. I can't believe you actually volunteer for this sort of thing. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So you want to know what your going after? You sure? Really sure? An Assaultron. Yay. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	And, please don't think my friends are too lame here, they need the fierce deadly Bloatfly ganked. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	And what needs killing are bugs. Everyone's favorites. A Bloatfly, specifically. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	From what I gather, you'll be killing a Bloatfly. Oooh, scary. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	It's Bloodbug hunting time. My skin is literally crawling right now. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	You don't mind killing giant flying mosquitos, right? Of course not, you're you. So yeah, the target's a Bloodbug. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Time to murder with extreme prejudice a Bloodbug. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So the target's a Cave Cricket. I mean, cricket back in the day you think, whatever. But now, holy... They suck. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So you got to kill a Cave Cricket. And they are mean and tough. I mean, who knew, right? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So it's Cave Cricket killing time. Hmm... Needs more alliteration. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Just so you know, this is the big one. The target's a Deathclaw. I mean, that's OK, right? Right? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So what needs killing may be an itty bitty sticking point. A Deathclaw. You in? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	The target's... a Deathclaw. A mean, huge... yeah, you get the picture. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So the target's a scary Eyebot. They have those laser things. Not everyone is you, all right. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So take out the mythical Eyebot. And songs will be sung about you. Or probably, you know, not. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So this one's not bad. Take an Eyebot. Hey, sometimes helping people out isn't crazy, you know? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Now, I'm not sure I've ever seen one of these. Friend said it was a "Fog Crawler." Those are real, right? *sigh* Appalachia. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So the targets a "Fog Crawler." I am pretty sure those are real and my friend isn't pranking me. Like 90% sure. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So the target's a "Fog Crawler." I don't know what that is, friend is sincerely terrified. So... kill it? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	The creature's a Feral Ghoul. And don't worry, not the neighborly let's talk about the weather type. The slobbering running at you full tilt type. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	You got to take out a Feral Ghoul. For you, cake. But remember, not everyone is all "best and brightest" Vault-Tec. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	All right. The creature's a Feral Ghoul. Easy, right? You go bang-bang, or whatever, and you help someone out. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	And what you got to kill is... a Grafton Monster. Because, you know, big headless oafs that throw boulders are... fun? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	It's just an itty bitty... Grafton Monster. Seriously, where does Appalachia even get this stuff? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	And the target's a Grafton Monster. Hurray. I mean, there's money involved. And fame. And probably, I don't know... Caps? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So I double checked to make sure I got this right. The target's a Gulper. Do you know what that is? Because, I kinda don't. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	You get to kill... A Gulper. And I assume they are scary. And mean. Or not? I mean I have no idea. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Time to hunt a Gulper. I hope you know what that is. I don't. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	OK... All right. Kill a Honey Beast. I mean, they are seriously... just wrong. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Kill a Honey Beast. Please, please do. I am allergic to bees, and these guys really, really freak me out. So, for the team? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	The target's a... Honey Beast. You aren't allergic, right? Please, tell me you aren't. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So go kill... an insect? My friend's description was... poor. But it's definitely positively a bug of some sort. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	The target's some sort of insect. I mean, most people aren't entomologists so not sure what type. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So there's some sort of insect, bug, something out there. That's enough to go on, right? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	You're hunting a Liberator Bot. Which, if they weren't murderous little Chinese things would be sad. They're kinda cute. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So the target's a Liberator Bot. I hate the way they just fly at you, with the blades, and the... whatever they're saying. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Now you get the esteemed privilege of murdering a little slice of Communism. The Liberator Bot. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Time to kill a Mega Sloth. Do you remember a time when sentences like that would sound insane? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	The target's a Mega Sloth. They're no joke. So be careful. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	All right, brace yourself. The target's a Mega Sloth. Easy, right? Riiight. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	The creature's a Mirelurk. The fact you aren't running, you are seriously braver than I. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So time to kill a... Mirelurk. Bit armored shellfish. Yeah. Fun. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	And it's crab bake time... So, kill a Mirelurk. Because they were probably... crabs... Oh, nevermind. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	The target's a Mole Miner. Are they moles? Or miners? Or both? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Time to kill a Mole Miner. Every time they speak, skin crawls. Really. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	I'm pretty sure you're killing a Mole Miner. Or some scary armored guy with asthma. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So the target's fierce, terrible... and it's a Mole Rat. Ohh. Scary. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	And please don't think less of anyone involved here. The target's a Mole Rat. There, I said it. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Time to kill a Mole Rat. You know, next time I'm going to take this job. I can't believe they're paying good caps for this. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	The target today: A Mr. Gutsy. Because, you know, fully arming a Mr. Handy with an arsenal is such a good idea. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	And what we got on the menu is a Mr. Gutsy. So a tough one. Let it soak in. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	And it's a Mr. Gutsy. Oof. I would understand if you take a pass. They're dangerous. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So they want some mutated thingy killed. It is seriously hard to keep track of them these days. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	What's the target, you may ask? Well, I did ask. And I am confused. Something mutated. Or weird. I know, helpful. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So... we're killing something... mutated? And even I have no idea exactly what that means. But, it is out there. And it needs killing. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	The target's a Protectron. So big lumbering, laser spewing Protectron. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	How do you feel about Protectrons? You a member of any "Save The Protectron" Foundations? Good, because that's the job. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So the target's a robot. Protectron to be specific. I love it when they actually tell me what the problem is. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Okay, put on your exterminator hat! You're fighting a Rad Ant! Like an irradiated insect, not your mom's cool sister. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	It's Rad Ant killing time. I... I hate them. There, I said it. So small and tough and... You get it. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So the mission's a Rad Ant. Or a very small weirdly deformed pug. But that last part is wishful thinking. I miss pugs. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	OK, gear up. Bring the Mini-Nukes. Because it's time to hunt that most dang... It's a Radroach. Sorry, I get carried away. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Another exterminator mission. A Radroach. I can see the terror. Boo. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So someone's staking a reward for killing a Radroach. More caps than sense. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	The target's a Raider. And not the happy mug you and tip of the hat kind. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So time to kill a Raider. I know, "Man, the most dangerous game." 	The quote is him mocking a fictious commercial
 	 	 	A Raider needs killing. Which sounds mean and maybe terrible. But this is the murdery very bad kind of Raider. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Radrat huntin' time! Oooh! Oh there's a song in there somewhere. Rad rad huntin' time, rad rad Radrat huntin' time. Rad rad huntin'... you know, I'll get it, don't worry.	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Time to exterminate a Radrat. And that sounds all easy and no problem, but they are vicious, vicious little bastards. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Make sure you got your armored boots. It's Radrat stomping time. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So time to eliminate a Robobrain. The things our tax dollars went to. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Time to end the Terror of the Robobrain. I'm a poet and I know it. Yeah. Please don't kill me. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So it's a Robobrain. Do those freak you out? They do me. I mean, the brain... It's right there! 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So the target's a robot. Because Appalachia, making murderous robots since 2050. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	It's robot hunting time. Don't you just love automation? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Some sort of robot is the target. And unless it's one of those cute floaty Eyebots... No fun. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So full disclosure. It's a Scorchbeast. So you can take a pass, or you can murder it and everyone in Appalachia will cheer. I'm not joking. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	And... it's a Scorchbeast. Because, you know, no problem, right. I totally understand if you say, "No" or "Hell No." 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	The job's... A Scorchbeast. They are just the worst, right? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	All right. So, you're going after one of the Scorched. Killing them... makes me sad. Like Appalachia doesn't have enough problems. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	It's Scorched hunting time. Someone's got to do it. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	And the target's a Scorched. I wish we could save them, but a bullet or... whatever... is all we can do for them. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Time to kill a Radscorpion. You can do that, right? They are tough. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Time to hunt down a Radscorpion. I... don't envy you. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	The target's a Radscorpion. And that's no big deal, because you're... well, kind of amazing. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	The target: a Sentry Bot. They are... scary, formidable, and dangerous to all sorts of people. So... help? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So we, and by we, I mean really you... Get to kill a Sentry Bot. So yeah. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	You up for a Sentry Bot? I know I'm not. But that's why they asked for you. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So I asked three times. And my friend said with a straight face it's a Sheepsquatch. Cool, right? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	I've been told you have to kill a Sheepsquatch. I am saying that right? And that's real? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So we're killing a Sheepsquatch. And maybe the bogeyman later. Because apparently people can just make shit up now. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So the target's a Snallygaster. And I would laugh at the name, but they are very serious. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So you ready take out a Snallygaster? Because... I am not. I will be here. Composing hopeful songs about your triumph. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So you get to fight a Snallygaster. Because that mouth within a mouth, no problem. Yuck. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Time to tango with a Stingwing. We can do this. Or you can. Unless one comes to your camp, and then it's all we. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Time to hunt down a Stingwing. Not so bad, right? If they would just stay still. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	The target's a Stingwing. Something you can feel good about squishing. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So the job's easy. Kill a Super Mutant. A big hulking... OK, it's not easy. But it needs doing. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So the job's for a Super Mutant. So, you know, scary. But... profitable. Ish. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	They need a Super Mutant taken out. And you can see why they need help, right? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So you need to kill some swamp... creature. It sounds slimy. Super slimy. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Light on the details. Some sort of swamp critter. And not the cute glowing blue frog type. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So time to hunt down that swamp... whatever it is. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So my friend is a little... weak. And the problem's a Tick. The giant type. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Consider this more of a public service. The target's a Tick. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	It's time to hunt down a Tick. That's it. Easy in and out. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	The target's a Radtoad. And to think I used to think they were cute. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Time to kill a Radtoad. It's all those eyes that get me. Every time. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Radtoad hunting time. You go on without me. I'll be here. Manning the fort. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	I know this is kind of crappy - but you're headed after a Vicious Dog. I miss real dogs. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So time to hunt down a Vicious Dog. They're nasty, and... Well, just do it, please. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Time to kill a Vicious Dog. Not glamorous or fun, but it could save lives. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	The target: a Wolf. Remember when that wasn't a thing? I do. *sigh* 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	It's Wolf hunting time. Those prowley always circling wolves. Great fun. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Easy job. Take out a Wolf. Really, that's it. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So you just have to put down one massive slobbery Yao Guai. That's all. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	It's a big problem. A Yao Guai. Because bears weren't bad enough, am I right? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	The job is easy to say. Kill a Yao Guai. But, man, good luck. Sincerely. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	This one will be a real treat. You know those screaming "kill everyone in sight" Blood Eagles? Yeah, one of them. 	
 	 	 	Your target is a real piece of work. One of those Blood Eagle... well, assholes. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	You have to take out a Blood Eagle. I mean, while you're out there - take out more. Take them all out if you could. Big jerks. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	You have to take out a Mothman Cultist. And can I just say for the record that having to worry about genuine cultists in Appalachia... Just great. 	
 	 	 	Just one of those cheery Mothman Cultists. Why can't the just go door to door and give out their literature instead? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	So you get to fight one of those completely sane and well-rounded Mothman Cultists. Great, right? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	You have to take out one of those creepy Floater thingies. Yuck. 	These make her skin crawl, so channel that in the yuck
 	 	 	Oh just a friendly Floater. Those floating gasbags of fun. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	You need to take out a Floater. Which sounds as disgusting as they are. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	I know it sounds crazy... But you're rescuing a Raider. Some of the Crater guys aren't completely bad. 	
 	 	 	I hope this is one of the good ones. 	
 	 	 	You're rescuing a Raider. Unorthodox, yes. But some of them aren't that bad. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	One of the Raiders is in trouble. And sometimes... well, you help who you can. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	One of the settlers is in need of rescue. So put on those hero boots and do... what you do. 	
 	 	 	The target's a Settler. So find out whatever mess he, or she, is in - and take care of it. 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	A Settler is in trouble. So enter stage left our valiant hero. That's you. You get that, right? 	friendly, sincere, sharing the intel you have with the player so they are informed about the favor/mission you are sending them on
 	 	 	Weapons aren't really my gig, but I got a lead on one... If you're interested. 	
 	 	 	Weapon stash any interest to you? If so, today's your lucky day. 	
 	 	 	Guns, blades, and whatever. Kinda makes the world go 'round now. *sigh* I got a lead on one, if you like. 	
 	 	 	Armor, right? You're into that, right? I got a lead for you. 	
 	 	 	The amount of lead you take, ain't healthy. Heard of some armor that might help. Maybe? You think? 	
 	 	 	One day, I'm going to write a ballad. About the new knights. In shiny armor. Oh right, I know of some armor out there. You in? 	
 	 	 	I've seen all the crazy shit you do with... well, garbage. It's kind of amazing. And well, uh, gross. I know where you can get more junk. 	
 	 	 	Who knew junk piles would be so... exciting. But I heard of a stash of components...? 	
 	 	 	You like good old fashion junk, right? If that's making the inner you go "Yay" then I have something for you. 	
 	 	 	Probably worth looking into, anyway. 	
 	 	 	I don't say it lightly, but there's a real real problem out there. And they need to be taken out. Like... OK, killed. I said it. 	
 	 	 	I hate to ask you to do... Well, the thing you do as far as I can tell all the time... You know, bad guy. Action. Dead bad guy? 	Make some vague violence vocal sound effects on action.
 	 	 	I got a bit of violence for you. Total bad guy, or girl, or whatever. Point is, it's an equation that needs my dear friend. That's, uh, you by the way. 	
 	 	 	Some friends say there's something baaad out there. And it needs a you-sized solution. 	
 	 	 	So, OK, bad things are out there. Most sane people run for the hills. But you, you, my friend, that's where you come in. 	
 	 	 	A friend needs some world-class extermination. And I told, I know just who to talk to. 	
 	 	 	I got a real job. A friend-of-a-friend is in a real bind. Needs the whole Adventure Hour rescue. 	
 	 	 	Ready to get on a white horse and leap to the rescue? If so, I know someone that needs it. Like... soon. 	
 	 	 	I heave it for you. The rescue. Our hero, er, you, barges in... Whoosh, boom. Everyone cheers. Oh, this is real. Someone's in trouble. 	
 	 	 	Someone stopped by earlier... heard me singing. We talked a bit... heard about something that sounded perfect for you. 	Going to offer a quest.
 	 	 	So, I was doing my thing and a gig landed in my lap and I thought of you. 	Going to offer a quest.
 	 	 	I had the craziest day. And in the middle of all of that, I found something. Something you might like. 	Going to offer a quest.
 	 	 	I walked around, did the talky talk, and listen listen. Guess what I picked up? 	Going to offer a quest.
 	 	 	So I've been doing what I do, talking, being social and blam. Something you might like. 	Going to offer a quest.
 	 	 	Heard about something from a trader who happened across my path. It's odd how these things work out, isn't it? 	Happily
 	 	 	I should walk more... It pays to stay in shape. Just not very much. 	Sorry she has no quests.
 	 	 	Nothing new dropped in my lap yet. Which is good. For my lap. 	Sorry she has no quests.
 	 	 	You know. Appalachia is kind of beautiful. In a, "Oh my god, get it off my face" kind of way. 	Sorry she has no quests.
 	 	 	It's easy to forget, but we're the lucky ones. So many people didn't make it. So... let's appreciate the little things. 	Sorry she has no quests.
 	 	 	You've already done so much. Rest here for a bit... relax. Enjoy what you've built. 	Sorry she has no quests.
 	 	 	Did you already go off on your adventure? Not yet? I'll wait... don't mind me. 	Player is already on a quest
 	 	 	Once you're back, you have got to tell me all about what you saw... I love a good story. 	Player is already on a quest
 	 	 	You look so determined before you head off to do something... it's very... inspirational! 	Player is already on a quest
 	 	 	Once you head out, I'm going to work on a song. More like dabble. One day I'll write a song, for real. 	Player is already on a quest
 	 	 	Still here? I mean, this is your camp. So I guess you could be saying the same to me. How about I shut up now. 	Player is already on a quest
 	 	 	You know, it's good to see a friendly face. 	Doesn't know the player, but the player thinks they know the companion
 	 	 	I've seen someone that looks just like you too! Strange, right? 	Doesn't know the player, but the player thinks they know the companion
 	 	 	Kinda busy. But nice to see you. 	Doesn't know the player, but the player thinks they know the companion
 	 	 	I've got things to do. But enjoy your stay here. 	Doesn't know the player, but the player thinks they know the companion
 	 	 	Have a good one. Maybe two good ones, am I right? 	Doesn't know the player, but the player thinks they know the companion
 	 	 	Would you look at that. You got it! Good for you, but better for me. 	
 	 	 	You found it? I spent most of the time you were away having an internal debate about whether or not you'd die trying to get this. 	
 	 	 	I guess you proved me half-wrong and half-right at the same time. 	
 	 	 	Made in back in one piece, huh? Well I'll just take that pretty little thing right off your hands, thank you very much. 	
 	 	 	Well, this is a pleasant surprise. Now I've just to figure out where to stow this thing. 	
 	 	 	Back with my little prize? I've had dogs that didn't fetch half as well as you do. I'd offer you a bone, but I'm afraid I'm out at the moment. 	
 	 	 	I should go on a walk. Observe nature and the songs will flow, they say... 	Peaceful
 	 	 	*humming* 	Peaceful, anything
 	 	 	The world's kind of amazing. If you stop and take a look at it. 	Peaceful
 	 	 	*humming* 	Folksy, anything
 	 	 	I really, and I mean really, want to join a band one day. 	Peaceful
 	 	 	*humming* 	Chipper and upbeat, anything sort of old fashioned
 	 	 	As crazy as it is here, it's better than where I've been. 	Peaceful
 	 	 	You Seventy-Sixers. You guys are something else. 	Peaceful
 	 	 	*humming* 	Western, country, sort of down but with a twang
 	 	 	Ever get a melody stuck in your head? One day, I'm going to write a song that does that. 	Peaceful, in awe of nature
 	 	 	Sometimes, you have to take a moment. Enjoy being alive. 	Amazed
 	 	 	I'm having a great day. Hope you are, too. 	Oppressively chipper
 	 	 	Chin up. Whatever this wild world throws at us, we'll take it. In a good way. 	Oppressively chipper
 	 	 	I wish I had more time to play. But there's always something that needs doing. 	First part is almost a country western type lyric, but spoken
 	 	 	*humming* 	Should be a little country or western, kinda dramatic
 	 	 	You're kind of... inspirational. God, that sounds corny. 	Impressed or weirded out, she's not sure
 	 	 	Just another day in the apocalypse... oh. Oh that might be a good opening too. I gotta remember these. 	Thinking turns into a lyric
 	 	 	This is a first rate camp. You would not want to see the one I built. Like at all. Even the Mole Rats ran away from it. 	Thinking turns into a lyric
 	 	 	*humming* 	Something peaceful and trippy if possible, 60's mod type
 	 	 	Hey friend... find out anything special about this beautiful world? 	Peaceful hippy. Player is returning with an item or some information about a quest that she gave them to do.
 	 	 	I knew you'd be back. I heard it on the wind... 	Peaceful hippy. Player is returning with an item or some information about a quest that she gave them to do.
 	 	 	Oh! Hello again. I knew the universe would bring you back... 	Peaceful hippy. Player is returning with an item or some information about a quest that she gave them to do.
 	 	 	Yay! You're back. We should always rejoice when stars align. 	Peaceful hippy. Player is returning with an item or some information about a quest that she gave them to do.
 	 	 	Talk to me, tell me everything! 	Peaceful hippy. Player is returning with an item or some information about a quest that she gave them to do.
 	 	 	You have that look on your face... like the cosmos delivered. Talk to me. 	Peaceful hippy. Player is returning with an item or some information about a quest that she gave them to do.
 	 	 	Hey sunshine. What did you find out there? 	Peaceful hippy. Player is returning with an item or some information about a quest that she gave them to do.
 	 	 	Did you find your own harmony while you were out there? 	Peaceful hippy. Player is returning with an item or some information about a quest that she gave them to do.
 	 	 	I knew I'd see you again. I could feel it. 	Peaceful hippy. Player is returning with an item or some information about a quest that she gave them to do.
 	 	 	I was just thinking about you, hoping the universe led you to your goal. 	Peaceful hippy. Player is returning with an item or some information about a quest that she gave them to do.
 	 	 	You know, I heard about something... truly beautiful. Something you'd like. 	She has a quest for the player. Hippy, peaceful.
 	 	 	The wind told me something... 	She has a quest for the player. Hippy, peaceful.
 	 	 	And I thought to myself... oh, I know exactly who would love to hear about that. 	She has a quest for the player. Hippy, peaceful.
 	 	 	I think the stars have aligned... and you get a prize. 	She has a quest for the player. Hippy, peaceful.
 	 	 	Friend, got a moment to spend with me? 	She has a quest for the player. Hippy, peaceful.
 	 	 	My dear friend... can I tell you something? 	She has a quest for the player. Hippy, peaceful.
 	 	 	Do you believe in luck? Either way... I think you'll want to hear more. 	She has a quest for the player. Hippy, peaceful.
 	 	 	Friend... sit with me, let's jam. 	She has a quest for the player. Hippy, peaceful.
 	 	 	I heard about something that would make you pretty happy, I think... 	She has a quest for the player. Hippy, peaceful.
 	 	 	I was listening to the universe... and I heard something. 	She has a quest for the player. Hippy, peaceful.
 	 	 	Every day is a joy. Just soak it all in. You know? 	Peaceful, said when there's no quest for the player.
==COMP_NonOwningPlayerDialogue==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	Lean back and take a deep breath. It'll all be okay. 	Said to a random player who is not the "owner" of the Wanderer. Cheerfully and peacefully. Hippy.
 	 	 	There's no time to be upset anymore. Let it all go... 	Said to a random player who is not the "owner" of the Wanderer. Cheerfully and peacefully. Hippy.
 	 	 	World's tough out there. Don't make it tough inside yourself too. 	Said to a random player who is not the "owner" of the Wanderer. Cheerfully and peacefully. Hippy.
 	 	 	Everything has its own song, you know... 	Said to a random player who is not the "owner" of the Wanderer. Cheerfully and peacefully. Hippy.
 	 	 	You hear that? It was the world saying hello! 	Said to a random player who is not the "owner" of the Wanderer. Cheerfully and peacefully.
 	 	 	Imagine if people and... everybody... tried to harmonize together. Living for each other, forever...	Said to a random player who is not the "owner" of the Wanderer. Cheerfully and peacefully. Hippy.
 	 	 	March to your own beat. Or waltz... or... square dance? Anything. It's your beat. 	Said to a random player who is not the "owner" of the Wanderer.
 	 	 	Ah, another traveler on the road of life... 	Said to a random player who is not the "owner" of the Wanderer.
 	 	 	Look on the bright side. Not the nuked side. The... regular bright side. 	Said to a random player who is not the "owner" of the Wanderer.
 	 	 	I bet I could write a whole story about you without you saying a word. 	Said to a random player who is not the "owner" of the Wanderer.
==W05_DialogueDenizens==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	Foundation might be comin' along, but we got a lot more work to do. 	
 	 	 	Got to prepare for even more settlers moving in. 	
 	 	 	It's time to turn over a new leaf, to restore this land to glory. 	
 	 	 	Why am I out here building this shit? I ain't no grunt. 	
 	 	 	I don't care what it's made of, as long as it's standing. 	
 	 	 	We got to expand faster than those damn settlers. 	
 	 	 	The further out we expand our influence, the more people we can help. 	
 	 	 	They think they can come in here and build on our territory. I will tear it all down. 	
 	 	 	I'll be damned if some super mutant thinks they'll come here and take my land. 	
 	 	 	If I have to pull out one more weed... 	
 	 	 	Not sure which I enjoy more, pickin' crops or pickin' off a bunch of molerats. 	
 	 	 	Good to see another face. Those damn robots got no hospitality. 	
 	 	 	Nowadays, everybody just wants to kill my livestock. It's safer to just plant some crops. 	
 	 	 	The soil is pretty worthless. Hard to grow anything in these conditions. 	
 	 	 	Soon enough you'll have to decide, do you put that weapon down and pick up a shovel? 	
 	 	 	When I grew up dreamin' about living off the land, I didn't picture it quite like this. 	
 	 	 	Could really use a purifier. The radiation really does a number on these crops. 	
 	 	 	I wish my Brahmin had 4 sets of udders instead of 2 heads. 	
 	 	 	Gotta keep a lookout for Raiders. 	
 	 	 	If we could expand our area all the way out here, the raiders don't have a chance. 	
 	 	 	Meg's always looking to expand. 	
 	 	 	Gotta keep a tab on raider whereabouts. 	
 	 	 	Need to find a place to settle down for the rest of the day. 	
 	 	 	That patch of land over there, maybe I can use that. 	
 	 	 	I'm trying to find the right place to settle down. 	
 	 	 	Even after the bombs, Appalachia is still beautiful. 	
 	 	 	Well look at that! I've never seen that type of bird before. 	
 	 	 	Keep your eye out for danger. You never know who's watching. 	
 	 	 	Gotta keep our fellow brothers and sisters well fed. 	
 	 	 	Not enough people nowadays value the importance of a well-crafted meal. 	
 	 	 	Might need a little bit more salt. 	
 	 	 	Nothin' lifts your spirit like a homemade meal. 	
 	 	 	I make it just like momma did. 	
 	 	 	Don't tell anyone, but I think the food at Crater tasted like radioactive dog shit. 	
 	 	 	If I cook up and eat a Supermutant, does that make me a cannibal? 	
 	 	 	Here's a tip, Put a few extra rounds in that Radstag. Kill and tenderize. 	
 	 	 	Got so hungry I once cooked up a buddy of mine. Don't judge, he was already dead. 	
 	 	 	I don't like to stab people on the count it dulls the blade too fast. 	
 	 	 	In the olden days, the two headed Radstag would be a delicacy. 	
 	 	 	Call me crazy, but the rads give the meat a slightly spicy flavor. 	
 	 	 	It's important to let it simmer. 	
 	 	 	Meat not tender enough? You gotta keep the fat on. 	
 	 	 	Why the hell would anyone want to eat that canned shit? 	
 	 	 	You think any of those monster stories are actually true? I bet you that Sheepsquatch is just a myth to scare little children.	
 	 	 	It's nice to just gaze at the stars. 	
 	 	 	I'd prefer to stay around a campfire than someplace like Foundation. 	
 	 	 	As much as I love the outdoors, it'd be nice to have a permanent place to call home. 	
 	 	 	Perfect time for some iguana on a stick. 	
 	 	 	Watch out, you never know when a raider might attack. 	
 	 	 	Out here, we don't have the same protection as Foundation. 	
 	 	 	Sometimes the best remedy is a big ol' smore. 	
 	 	 	Need a fire to keep warm when the sun goes down. 	
 	 	 	I'm gonna find myself a Fatman and give them raiders a reason to call it Crater. 	
 	 	 	Take a seat, kick your feet up, and reminisce about all them good times. 	
 	 	 	If you ain't willing to take a bullet, then you should take your ass to Foundation. 	
 	 	 	I heard if they send you out of Crater, it means your disposable. That ain't true is it? 	
 	 	 	Personally, I prefer some grilled Yao Guai ribs over some roasted Mirelurk meat. I'm not a fan of seafood. 	
 	 	 	If a settler even looks at me the wrong way, they'll be roasting over a campfire. 	
 	 	 	I'm going to strike it big, baby! 	
 	 	 	I got here first. Go find some other spot. 	
 	 	 	Didn't you hear? People are saying there is gold everywhere. 	
 	 	 	If you don't look close enough, you'll miss what you're looking for. 	
 	 	 	Goddammit, I'm never going to find any gold. I've been searching for days. 	
 	 	 	Choppin' tree after tree, we will make this place feel like home. 	
 	 	 	Everyone at Foundation needs to do their part. Only way we can survive. 	
 	 	 	Killin' ain't my style. I prefer to put axe to wood. 	
 	 	 	Ugggh, my back! 	
 	 	 	You'd think we'd start using some more metal like the raiders. 	
 	 	 	Them settlers and raiders could learn a thing or two about what real work is. 	
 	 	 	Can't I just live out here in peace. 	
 	 	 	*Whistling Jingle* 	
 	 	 	Some trees are better for firewood, others better for building you a strong home. 	
 	 	 	Those rusted pieces of scrap think they can take my job? 	
 	 	 	Move along rookie. 	
 	 	 	Why don't you kill a couple more raiders before you start walkin' round here like some hot shot. 	
 	 	 	What are you going to do for Foundation? You either pull your weight or you can screw off. 	
 	 	 	Everyone at Foundation might like you, but you better watch your back. 	
 	 	 	Not a rook anymore? You wanna go? 	
 	 	 	Your lucky you survived this long? Should've taught your ass a lesson on day one. 	
 	 	 	Wanna act like you run this land? Some of us lived through the war, not been hiding in some vault. 	
 	 	 	I don't like the way you been lookin' all mighty round these parts. Sick of hearin' about you. 	
 	 	 	You think you can come through here and take my glory. 	
==COMP_Quest_Intro_Lite_Wanderer==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	*humming* 	Something peaceful and dreamy
 	 	 	The open road's kind of a magical thing. 	Thinking about it hard.
 	 	 	*humming* 	Something a little peppy but still old fashioned
 	 	 	It's nice to have some company. 	Thinking about it hard.
 	 	 	*humming* 	Something folksy
 	 	 	You seem really, and I mean really, different from most people. 	Noticing the player, impressed
 	 	 	You're from one of the Vaults, right? 	Noticing the player, impressed
 	 	 	Nice to meet you. And all that. 	Noticing the player, impressed
 	 	 	*humming* 	Should be mellow and hippy like
 	 	 	It's nice to meet a fellow traveler of the road. That's me. 	Excited
 	 	 	You look. Pretty formidable. You're not a mugger? No, you don't have that air. 	Excited, in awe
 	 	 	It's nice to meet you. 	Excitedly
 	 	 	It's always nice to bump into another living, talking human being. Kind of crazy how I took that for granted once upon a time. 	Pondering the options of the world
 	 	 	I look at every chance encounter as an opportunity to find a new friend. And sometimes friends stab me, or make off with my stuff. 	Pondering the options of the world
 	 	 	But no, sir, not today. 	
 	 	 	Great to meet someone new. It's a fresh page. The start of a melody. Anything can happen. 	Pondering the options of the world
 	 	 	Sorry, a little busy. 	Sorry to ask this
 	 	 	I'm just passing through. 	She doesn't recognize the player
 	 	 	Kinda busy right now. Hi, though. 	She doesn't recognize the player
 	 	 	Have a good one. 	She doesn't recognize the player
 	 	 	Considering how big the world is, I keep bumping into people. 	She doesn't recognize the player
 	 	 	This is exciting. I have a really good feeling about this. 	Excited
 	 	 	Listen... I need to say goodbye to some friends before I head over. I know it's a lot to ask, but if you can set up my guitar at your camp? 	Cheerful
 	 	 	You get that set up and I'll trundle right over. Promise. 	Excitedly
 	 	 	It was a long shot. Thanks for your time. 	Cheerful
 	 	 	You won't regret it. Or if you do, just a little bit. 	Hippies
 	 	 	Oh, I knew traveling with Paige and the gang would pay off one day! Yes I did. 	Excited
 	 	 	Protected? Is that still a thing? I am very much a fan. 	Excited
 	 	 	Oww, you're twisting my arm. Oww, oww. Yes, please. Thank you. 	Pretty excited about the idea
 	 	 	As much as I love wandering around, well, often running. Or fleeing. Do you happen to know somewhere safe I can stay? Maybe work on some music.	Wishing it was possible
 	 	 	I'm handy to have around. I've got skills. 	
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