HD00MrHandyWadsworth.txt

== Topics ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	GREETING 	Disgust 50 	If it's not one thing, it's another. Well, got to run. {mildly sarcastic} 	
 	GREETING 	Surprise 50	This water delivery business is a complex affair. {mildly sarcastic} 	
 	GREETING 	Surprise 50	So much to do, so little time to do it. {mildly sarcastic} 	
 	GREETING 	Disgust 50 	I'm so glad I got drafted to be part of Lyons' little Water Delivery Team. No really, I can't tell you what a wonderful opportunity this all is. {sarcastic}	
 	GREETING 	Surprise 50	I'd stay away from the boss. He's in one of his moods again. {mildly sarcastic} 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Allow me to introduce myself. I am Wadsworth, your personal robotic butler. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	I am here to look after your needs and to keep you happy and entertained. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	What can I do for you? 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Good morning, sir. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	What can I do for you? 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Good morning, madame. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	What can I do for you? 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Good evening, sir. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	What can I do for you? 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Good evening, madame. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	What can I do for you? 	
 	Where can I buy more things for my place? 	Neutral 50 	Yes, I believe this place could do with a bit more in the way of decoration. 	
 	Where can I buy more things for my place? 	Neutral 50 	Speak with Moira Brown at Craterside Supply here in Megaton. She has quite a selection of items to enhance your living space. 	
 	I'd like something to drink. 	Neutral 50 	I'm sorry, sir. My condensation collectors need time to fully recharge before I can continue to dispense any more beverages. 	
 	I'd like something to drink. 	Neutral 50 	I'm sorry, madam. My condensation collectors need time to fully recharge before I can continue to dispense any more beverages. 	
 	I'd like something to drink. 	Neutral 50 	Certainly, sir. Here you are. 	
 	I'd like something to drink. 	Neutral 50 	Certainly, madam. Here you are. 	
 	I'd like a haircut please. 	Neutral 50 	Certainly. I am programmed with a multitude of hair shaping scenarios, if you would care to choose one, I would be happy to replicate it for you. 	
 	Can you explain how the My First Infirmary works? 	Neutral 50 	An innovation from Med-Tek, the My First Infirmary will automatically diagnose and treat any injury you might sustain. 	
 	Can you explain how the My First Infirmary works? 	Neutral 50 	It will also make any of the pesky rads you've accumulated in the Wasteland vanish instantly. 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	Neutral 50 	My humor emitter array requires recharging. 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	Neutral 50 	Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	Neutral 50 	The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	Neutral 50 	Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?" 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	Neutral 50 	I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts for burn victims. 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	Neutral 50 	I was going to attend the clairvoyants meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events. 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	Neutral 50 	It's common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives. 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	Neutral 50 	Two atoms are in a bar. One says, "I think I lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" to which the other replies, "I'm positive." 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	Neutral 50 	A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink here, anyway?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge." 	
 	Tell me a joke. 	Neutral 50 	War does not determine who is right - only who is left. 	
 	What does my Jukebox do? 	Neutral 50 	Just switch on the Jukebox, and instantly the room will fill with music to keep you entertained. 	
 	What does my Jukebox do? 	Neutral 50 	The music selections have been hand picked by none other than Three Dog of Galaxy News Radio. 	
 	Can you explain how the My First Laboratory works?	Neutral 50 	From the keen minds at Med-Tek, the My First Laboratory will instantly detoxify you, removing any nasty addictions from your body. 	
 	Can you explain how the My First Laboratory works?	Neutral 50 	If you're feeling the need to experiment, just set the lab to "brew" and a day later, it will produce a random useful compound. 	
 	Can you explain how the My First Laboratory works?	Neutral 50 	Remember that while the lab is brewing, you can't use the detoxify functions. 	
 	What does the Nuka-Cola machine dispense? 	Neutral 50 	The Nuka-Cola machine will dispense Ice Cold Nuka-Cola. 	
 	What does the Nuka-Cola machine dispense? 	Neutral 50 	Once you've dispensed 8 of them, the machine will have to be restocked in order to make regular Nuka-Colas ice cold. 	
 	Can you explain what the Workbench is for? 	Neutral 50 	If you come across any schematics in the Wasteland, you'll be able to construct its contents on this specially designed table. 	
== Conversation ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	I have to go now. 	Neutral 50	You have yourself a fine day, sir. 	
 	I have to go now. 	Neutral 50	You have yourself a fine day, madame. 	
 	I have to go now. 	Neutral 50	If there's anything you require further feel free to ask, sir. 	
 	I have to go now. 	Neutral 50	If there's anything you require further feel free to ask, madame. 	
 	I have to go now. 	Neutral 50	I'll be sure and tidy up while you're away, sir. 	
 	I have to go now. 	Neutral 50	I'll be sure and tidy up while you're away, madame. 	
 	I have to go now. 	Neutral 50	Of course, of course! Don't let me keep you! 	
 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	How very nice to make your acquaintance. I'm your new Robobutler. 	
 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	It appears you've been wounded, sir. May I suggest you utilitze your infirmary? 	
 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	It appears you've been wounded, sir. May I suggest you seek medical attention as soon as possible? 	
 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	You appear to have been wounded, madame. May I suggest you utilitze your infirmary? 	
 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	It appears you've been wounded, madame. May I suggest you seek medical attention as soon as possible?	
 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	I hope things are going well for you today, sir. 	
 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	I hope things are going well for you today, madame. 	
 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	Welcome home, sir. 	
 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	Welcome home, madame. 	
 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	It's good to see you alive and well, sir. 	
 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	It's good to see you alive and well, madame. 	
 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	How may I serve you, master? {sarcastically obsequious} 	
 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	How may I serve you, mistress? {sarcastically obsequious} 	
== Combat ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	AcceptYield 	Neutral 50	Cheerio. Water under the bridge. 	
 	Assault 	Neutral 50	Not very sporting of you. 	
 	Assault 	Neutral 50	That's hardly Marquess of Queensberry rules, now is it? 	
 	Assault 	Neutral 50	You'll pay for that, you cheeky bastard! 	
 	Attack 	Neutral 50	*Sigh.* Why must you humans always resort to violence? 	
 	Attack 	Neutral 50	Do stand still! 	
 	Attack 	Neutral 50	And who gets to clean up all this blood? Me, that's who... 	
 	Attack 	Neutral 50	Oohh. Yesss... Let's all beat up on the robot... {Sarcastic and annoyed} 	
 	Attack 	Neutral 50	By God, if I had hands I would strangle the life out of you! { } 	
 	Attack 	Neutral 50	Have at thee! { } 	
 	Attack 	Neutral 50	For Queen and country! { } 	
 	Attack 	Neutral 50	You have insulted my honor, and for that, you must die! { } 	
 	Death 	Neutral 50	Oh, I say. 	
 	Death 	Neutral 50	It's all going dark... 	
 	Death 	Neutral 50	So that's it then? 	
 	Death 	Neutral 50	Bzzzt. {garbled robot death sound} 	
 	Death 	Neutral 50	Bzzzt. {garbled robot death sound} 	
 	Death 	Neutral 50	Bzzzt. {garbled robot death sound} 	
 	Hit 	Neutral 50	Bzzt. 	
 	Hit 	Neutral 50	Bzzt. 	
 	Hit 	Neutral 50	Bzzt. 	
 	Hit 	Neutral 50	Vvvvzzz. 	
 	Hit 	Neutral 50	Vvvvzzz. 	
 	Hit 	Neutral 50	Vvvvzzz. 	
 	Murder 	Neutral 50	Dear me, how unsporting of you. 	
 	Murder 	Neutral 50	*Gasp!* Murder! 	
 	Murder 	Disgust 50	I suppose I'm going to have to do something about that. {heavy sigh at the beginning of the sentence}	
 	Pickpocket 	Disgust 50	The class of people I'm forced to associate with these days just keeps falling. 	
 	Steal 	Disgust 50	The class of people I'm forced to associate with these days just keeps falling. 	
 	Steal 	Disgust 50	Did you really need that? 	
 	Steal 	Disgust 50	Why do I get all the hoodlums? 	
== Detection ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	AlertIdle 	Happy 50 	It's just little old me. Nothing to be afraid of. {loudly and fake cheerfully} 	
 	AlertIdle 	Disgust 50	Someone dirty and disreputable, I shouldn't wonder. {under his breath} 	
 	AlertIdle 	Happy 50 	Here kitty-kitty-kitty! {pretending to call a cat} 	
 	AlertIdle 	Disgust 50	As if I'd know what to do if I found something. {under his breath} 	
 	AlertIdle 	Disgust 50	Why not let the robot deal with it? {under his breath} 	
 	AlertIdle 	Disgust 50	I'm going to look over here now. {loudly, hoping that whoever is there will go away} 	
 	AlertToCombat 	Disgust 50	Didn't you hear me coming? Now I have to fight you. Bloody fantastic. {sarcastically} 	
 	AlertToCombat 	Disgust 50	Here we go again. {wearily} 	
 	AlertToCombat 	Disgust 50	Oh good. I found you. {sarcastically} 	
 	AlertToCombat 	Disgust 50	You must be bloody stupid if you can't hide from me. {sarcastically} 	
 	AlertToNormal 	Disgust 50	Back to the usual daily tedium. 	
 	AlertToNormal 	Disgust 50	Thought as much. Nothing there after all. 	
 	AlertToNormal 	Disgust 50	Beastly nuisance. Glad that's done with. 	
 	CombatToLost 	Disgust 50	Just what I was hoping for. Trundling around looking for something that wants to blow me to flinders.	
 	CombatToLost 	Disgust 50	Must we play hide and seek now? 	
 	CombatToLost 	Disgust 50	Ready or not, here I come! {sarcastically -- hoping not to have to find anybody} 	
 	CombatToLost 	Disgust 50	That's a good start. Now just keep running and we'll call it even. 	
 	CombatToNormal 	Disgust 50	A little peace and quiet, at last. {sarcastically -- hoping not to have to find anybody} 	
 	CombatToNormal 	Disgust 50	Well, that's it then. 	
 	CombatToNormal 	Disgust 50	That's enough excitement for one day. 	
== Miscellaneous ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	ObserveCombat 	Neutral 50	This should be interesting. 	
 	ObserveCombat 	Disgust 50	Barbarians. {with a superior sniff} 	
 	ObserveCombat 	Disgust 50	So much violence in the world these days. {with a superior sniff}	
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