Demolition Dummy

If you think he looks naked, you're wrong. See those little black things in the upper leg area? Those are his underwear. Can anybody tell me why he has so many checkered ying yang stickers all over his body? And why is he making such a weird expression with his cheeks spaced out like that?
The LEGO people put him in a car with a license plate that said, "PA7 70", which in my words is "PAY 70 DOLLARS OR ELSE!". Little did LEGO know that when they were putting the dummy in the car, he came to life. Yeah, just like in Toy Story. When LEGO strapped him into a car and put his seat belt on, he knew trouble was coming. But he didn't know what kind of trouble it was. Because hey, as his name says, he's hardly knows anything, because he's a "dummy". Get it?
The car also had a wrench in it. The dummy tried grabbing the wrench so he could pry open the door and get out just before he got smashed into pieces, but it was no use. He had to make a jump for it. He tried jumping out of the window, only to discover the window was up. He also wasn't driving the car. Nobody was. It slammed into the high wall. So did the Demolition Dummy. Guess he was no more. It was a sad death, I know, but then again, who needs him when he's just a brightless dummy?
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 1 Minifigures