Lawson Writes a Rude Essay to Ashley B and Gets Grounded

== Cast ==
Lawson and TJ Detweiler-Eric
Morris P. Hingle-Brian
Ashley Boulet and Gretchen Grundler-Amy
Miss Finster, Principal Prickly and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)-Wiseguy
Vince LaSSao-Paul
Spinelli and Miss Grotke-Julie
Mikey Blumberg-Joey
Gus Griswald-Evil Genius/David/Zack
Morris' dad-Dallas
Morris' mum-Grace
Ashley Armbruster-Emma
Ashley Quinlan-Allison
Ashley Tomassian-Salli
Butch-Kendra
Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum)-Kimberly
== Transcript ==
At the bedroom, Lawson was furious about Morris P. Hingle.
Lawson: Man! I hate Morris Hingle so much because he sometimes reports me to King Bob! What shall I do?
Then Lawson had a naughty plan.
Lawson: I know! Since Morris is planning to give Ashley B an essay, I'm going to write a rude essay to her! Hahahahahahahahahaha! You know, because that weirdo always hangs around with one of the stupid Ashleys! That fifth grade white boy will not be hanging around with that fourth grade black girl. Morris should know that the Ashleys are the worst cliche of girls ever! They're the worst interracial couple ever. And besides, who are the best interracial couple? Dawson and Sasha! Dawson's white and Sasha's black! Rachel and I are both white! Rachel and I are much more better than a white weirdo and a black Ashley! Time to go on a computer!
So Lawson got on the computer and turned it on.
Lawson: Time to go onto Microsoft Word!
Then Lawson went onto Microsoft Word. Then Lawson began to write a rude essay about Ashley B. Then he finished.
Lawson: Time to print the page!
So Lawson pressed the print symbol and printed a rude essay out.
Lawson: I'm going to take the rude essay and sneak into Morris' house!
So Lawson turned off the computer and took the rude essay. He sneaked out of the room and went downstairs and approached the door and went out. He walked on his way to Morris' house, and then he arrived at it. Then he sneaked into it, and sneaked over to Morris' backpack. He opened it and then he took out Morris' essay that Morris had written for Ashley B. The polite essay was 'Why I love my girlfriend. My girlfriend is the best. She's beautiful, she's lovely and makes love a joy. I am so lucky to be with a lovely girl from Miss Grotke's fourth grade class like you. Hip hip hooray for Ashley B.'
Lawson: I'm going to replace the polite essay with the rude essay, and when Morris shows the rude essay to Ashley B. Ashley B will dump him and tell Miss Finster on him. Then Miss Finster will take Morris to Principal Prickly's office, and then Morris will be suspended for two weeks and then get grounded by his parents! Hahahahahahahahaha!
So Lawson put the rude essay in Morris' backpack and then closed it. So Lawson stole the polite essay and left the house, and he kept it to himself.
Lawson: Tomorrow morning, I can't wait to see the look of Morris when he gets dumped by Ashley B and then gets punished by Miss Finster! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Tomorrow had arrived, in the hallway of Third Street School, Morris came to see Ashley B. He had got an essay.
Morris: Hey, Ashley B! I've got an essay to show to you!
Ashley B: An essay for me? That's very kind of you, Morris. Would you show it to me?
Morris: Of course!
Morris gave Ashley B an essay. Then she looked at the essay, and she turned shocked. The essay that Lawson wrote says 'Why I hate my girlfriend. My girlfriend is the worst. She's mean, she's ugly and makes love a misery. I am so unlucky to be with a stupid girl from Miss Grotke's fourth grade class like you. And besides, you and the other Ashleys suck. White people are better than black people. Boo hiss for Ashley B.' Suddenly, Ashley B lost her temper.
Ashley B: What?! Morris, how could you bring a horrible note to me?! (in her TV voice) That is like so rude! (normal voice) That is like very nasty of you!
Morris: What?! I didn't write it, someone sneaked in and stole a polite essay from my backpack and then replaced it a rude essay.
Ashley B: I don't believe you! Writing a rude essay to me?! Shame on you! I'm not going to hang out with you anymore! Morris Hingle, I'm done with you! That's it, I'm going to tell your teacher about this!
Morris was horrified.
Morris: No! Not my teacher! Her old heart can't take it!
Ashley B: I don't care! I'm going to tell your teacher about what you have done! I will my Ashley friends about this as well! Goodbye!
Ashley B stormed off to tell Miss Finster.
Morris: No, don't! Please! I didn't do it! Don't tell Miss Finster! I don't think her old heart can take it! Someone did it! Honest!
But Ashley B was too angry to reply. Then she entered the classroom and came to Miss Finster.
Ashley B: Miss Finster!
Miss Finster: What is it, Ashley B? And why are you so angry?
Ashley B: Because Morris wrote a rude essay to me. Here's a rude essay.
Miss Finster: What did it say? Show it to me!
Ashley B: Here!
Ashley B showed Miss Finster a rude essay.
Miss Finster: I'll read it of what Morris did.
So Miss Finster began to read a rude essay.
Miss Finster: 'Why I hate my girlfriend. My girlfriend is the worst. She's mean, she's ugly and makes love a misery. I am so unlucky to be with a stupid girl from Miss Grotke's fourth grade class like you. And besides, you and the other Ashleys suck. White people are better than black people. Boo hiss for Ashley B.'
Miss Finster was dismayed.
Miss Finster: Good sweet Mike! Is there no end of this degradation! Thanks for telling me, Ashley B! I'll have a word with Morris!
So Miss Finster left the seat and ran out of the classroom. Then she went to find Morris, and then she found Morris.
Miss Finster: Morris Hingle, I want a word with you!
Morris: What?! What have I done?
Miss Finster: I have heard from Ashley B that you wrote a rude essay to her! You made her very upset.
Morris: But I didn't write a rude essay about her. Honest. Someone stole a polite essay and replaced it with a rude one.
Miss Finster: I don't care! You're in big trouble! I'm taking you to Principal Prickly's office! Come with me!
Miss Finster dragged Morris on his way to Principal Prickly's office.
Morris: No, I didn't do it! You got me all wrong! I'm innocent I tell you!
Miss Finster: Be quiet and tell it to Principal Prickly!
Lawson laughed.
Lawson: Hahahahahahahaha! Morris is going to be in big trouble now! Hahahahahahahaha!
Then Miss Finster entered Principal Prickly's office.
Principal Prickly: So, Muriel? What's up?
Miss Finster: One of my fifth grade students Morris has written a rude essay to one of Miss Grotke's fourth grade students Ashley B.
Principal Prickly was shocked.
Principal Prickly: He did what?! Oh my god! Thanks for telling me! I will give Morris a good talking to!
Miss Finster: Thanks, Principal Prickly!
So Miss Finster left. Principal Prickly was very annoyed with Morris.
Principal Prickly: Morris, I have heard that you wrote a rude essay to Ashley B! Is this true?
Morris: No! I did not! Someone stole a polite essay from my backpack and replaced it a rude one!
Principal Prickly: Don't lie to me, Morris! You have caused upset for poor Ashley B! I will call your parents immediately!
Morris: No, wait! I'm innocent I tell you!
So Principal Prickly phoned Morris' parents up.
Principal Prickly: Hello, Mr and Mrs Hingle! Your son Morris has written a rude essay to Ashley Boulet! Yes! He's in big trouble now! Can you have a word with him?! Great! Thank you! Bye!
So Principal Prickly put down his phone.
Principal Prickly: Your parents are going to have a word with you, because you wrote a rude essay to Ashley B! Morris P. Hingle, you are suspended for two weeks! Go home right now!
Morris went out of the office, crying with dismay.
Morris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Morris was walking through the hallway on his way out. TJ and the Gang saw him and watched him walked away.
TJ: Oh no! Poor Morris!
Vince: He got blamed for something he didn't do.
Spinelli: I can't believe he got accused for anything he hasn't done.
Gretchen: Morris wouldn't do anything bad.
Mikey: I think we have to go solve a problem.
Gus: Let's solve evidence.
Lawson smirked.
Lawson: Oh boy! Morris is going to be grounded! This is more promising! Hahahahahahaha!
When Morris got home, Morris' parents were upset with Morris.
Morris' dad: Morris, I can't believe that you wrote a rude essay to Morris!
Morris' mum: We're very disappointed with you! You upset Ashley B!
Morris: But mom and pop, I didn't write a rude essay to Ashley B. Someone sneaked into my house and stole a polite essay and replaced it a rude essay.
Morris' mum: No excuses, thank you, young man! Now Morris is upset, because of you!
Morris' dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks!
Morris' mum: Go to your room now!
Morris went to his room, crying.
Morris: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in the hallway of Third Street School, Lawson cheered.
Lawson: Yay! I did it! I got Morris in trouble! Now King Bob won't be seeing him for a while! And Morris won't be able to work for him anymore! Ashley B's done with Jennifer now! Hahahahahahahaha!
Outside Third Street School, the other Ashleys were seeing Ashley B what was wrong.
Ashley A: Ashley B, what's wrong?
Ashley B: Morris brought a horrible note to me.
The Ashleys were shocked.
Ashley A: Oh no! That is like terrible!
Ashley B: Yes. I dumped him.
Ashley Q: Oh dear! How could Morris do this to you?
Ashley T: I think he lost our trust in him.
Ashley A frowned.
Ashley A: I think Morris is such a treacherous fashion reject. I think we'll give him a...
Suddenly, Butch came.
Butch: Ashleys, I hate to tell you the bad news.
Ashley A: Like, what is it, Butch?
Butch: Morris didn't write the rude essay to Ashley B. Lawson did.
Ashley B: What? What are you talking about?
Butch: I saw Lawson bringing it to Morris' house. Then he just sneaked into Morris' house, and then he took Morris' polite essay out of the backpack and replaced it with a rude essay. Then he made off with the polite essay.
The Ashleys gasped.
Ashley Q: Oh no! That stupid fashion reject! He's as spiteful as Rachel!
Butch. Yes. Ashley B, I'm afraid Lawson got Morris in trouble and made you dump him.
The Ashleys were dismayed.
Ashley A: Oh no! Lawson got poor Morris into trouble.
Butch: Yeah, I told TJ and his friends anything. They had searched for evidence.
Ashley B felt remorseful.
Ashley B: Oh no! Like, what have I done? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ashley A: Don't cry, Ashley B. Don't cry. Butch, tell Miss Finster about what happened.
Butch: Okay.
So Butch rushed off and went into Third Street School and walked on his way to Miss Finster's classroom. Then he entered it and met Miss Finster.
Butch: Miss Finster!
Miss Finster: What now, Butch?
Butch: Morris didn't write the rude essay to Ashley B. Lawson did. I saw him bringing it to Morris' house. Then he just sneaked into Morris' house, and then he took Morris' polite essay out of the backpack and replaced it with a rude essay. Then he made off with the polite essay. I'm afraid Lawson got Morris in trouble and got him dumped by Ashley B.
Miss Finster was shocked.
Miss Finster: Oh my god! Thanks for telling me, Butch! I'll speak to Lawson at once!
Furious, Miss Finster left the seat and ran out of the classroom. Then she went to find Lawson, and then she found Lawson.
Miss Finster: Lawson, I want a word with you!
Lawson: Oh no! It's Miss Finster!
Miss Finster: I have heard from Butch that you wrote a rude essay to Ashley B after all, not Morris! Did you do it?
Lawson: Um, um, um, um...
Miss Finster: Come on, spit it out! Tell me the truth now, or I'll give you detention!
Lawson: Okay, okay, okay! Fine, I admit it! Yes, I did write a rude essay to Ashley B. I printed a rude essay with my computer at home. Then I took it to Morris' house and sneaked in. Then I opened his backpack and replaced the polite essay with a rude essay. Then I made off with a polite essay. Then I got Morris into trouble and got him dumped by Ashley B so she could no longer have him anymore.
Miss Finster was very annoyed.
Miss Finster: What?! Oh my god! That was degrading! How dare you! I can't believe you wrote a rude essay to Ashley B and got Morris into trouble! That's it, buster! I'm taking you to Principal Prickly's office right now!
Miss Finster dragged Lawson on his way to Principal Prickly's office, kicking and screaming.
Lawson: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Then Miss Finster entered Principal Prickly's office.
Principal Prickly: So, Muriel? What's up?
Miss Finster: Let me tell you what's true! Lawson wrote a rude essay to Ashley B, not Morris! Lawson just brought the rude essay to Morris' house. Then he just sneaked into Morris' house, and then he took Morris' polite essay out of the backpack and replaced it with a rude essay. Then he made off with the polite essay. And worst of all, he got Morris in trouble and got him dumped by Ashley B.
Principal Prickly was shocked.
Principal Prickly: Oh no! I can't believe Lawson caused a lot of mayhem! Thanks for telling me! I will give Lawson a good talking to!
Miss Finster: Thanks, Principal Prickly! I'll go tell Miss Grotke about what happened! And I'll tell Ashley B what happened!
So Miss Finster left. Principal Prickly was very annoyed with Lawson.
Principal Prickly: Lawson, did you write a rude essay to Ashley B?!
Lawson: Yes I did write a rude essay to Ashley B. I printed a rude essay with my computer at home. Then I took it to Morris' house and sneaked in. Then I opened his backpack and replaced the polite essay with a rude essay. Then I made off with a polite essay. Then I got Morris into trouble and got him dumped by Ashley B so she could no longer have him anymore.
Principal Prickly was exasperated. 
Principal Prickly: What?! Good sweet Mike! I can't believe you wrote a rude essay to Ashley B! And what's worse, you got Morris into trouble! You have caused a lot of mayhem! Morris was right all along! He didn't write a rude essay to Ashley B after all, you did! I have had enough of your shenanigans! That's it, this is the last straw! You're suspended for two weeks! Go home right now while I call your parents!
Lawson went home in disgrace. Back home, Lawson's parents scolded Lawson.
Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you write a rude essay to Ashley B?! And what's worse, you got Morris into trouble! And now, you got him dumped by Ashley B!
Lawson's mum: Your behaviour is unacceptable and disgraceful! Poor Morris got dumped by Ashley B because of you!
Lawson's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks!
Lawson's mum: This means no computer! And tell us! Where is the polite essay?
Lawson: I hid it in my room.
Lawson: Take us there right now!
Lawson: Alright, then.
So Lawson left the lounge and then went upstairs as his parents were following him. Then he entered his room and he walked to his draw.
Lawson's dad: Well? Where is the polite essay?!
Lawson: In my draw.
So Lawson opened his draw and got the polite essay out. Lawson's dad snatched it from Lawson.
Lawson's dad: Thank you! Close the draw!
Lawson closed the draw.
Lawson's mum: And go to bed right now while we bring the polite essay to Morris.
So Lawson got into bed in disgrace, crying.
Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
In the lounge in Morris' house, Morris' dad was on a phone, feeling angry. Morris' mum was with him, and she was also angry as well.
Morris' dad: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Lawson is such a troublemaker! Thank you for telling me about this! 
Principal Prickly's voice from the phone: No problem! Again, we are so so sorry for the mistake! Bye! 
Morris' dad put down the phone, and he called to his son.
Morris' dad: Morris, come here!
Morris' mum: Your father and I have got great news!
Then Morris came to his dad.
Morris: Mom and pop, what is it?
Morris' dad: It turns out that it wasn't you after who wrote a rude essay to Ashley B. It was actually Lawson. 
Morris: I had a feeling it was him! He must have sneaked here! But I still don't completely understand! How did Lawson make it look like I was the one writing a rude essay to Ashley B? 
Morris' dad: Well, I was told he sneaked here, opened your backpack, took the polite essay you wanted to give to Ashley B out of it and replaced it a rude essay, and he made off with a polite essay. 
Then Morris' parents regretted for their actions towards their son.
Morris' mum: We're also sorry that we were so harsh on you earlier. And you will always be our favourite son. 
Then Morris' parents grinned, much to their son's delight.
Morris' dad: Anyway, the principal of your school said that you're now no longer suspended. Isn't that great?
Morris: Yes it is!
Morris' mum: Also, Ashley B called us that you didn't write a rude essay to her after all. It was Lawson who did it. Ashley B told us everything of what Lawson has done. She's also sorry that she accused you of writing a rude essay to her and dumped you. She's sorry for telling Miss Finster about all the things you haven't done. Would you make up with Ashley B?
Morris: Of course!
Then Lawson's parents came with a polite essay.
Lawson's dad: Mr and Mrs Hingle, we're sorry about what Erwin did.
Lawson's mum: He just took the polite essay out of your son's backpack and replaced it with a rude essay and then stole a polite essay after all.
Lawson's dad: Here's a polite essay for you, Morris.
Lawson's dad gave Morris a polite essay.
Morris: Thanks!
Lawson's dad: You're welcome!
Morris' dad: Thanks for bringing my son a polite essay, Fred!
Lawson's dad: You're welcome, Mr Hingle! Let's go home, Evelin!
Lawson's mum: I'm with you, Fred!
So Lawson's parents left.
Morris' dad: Well, Morris! Are you going to bring your essay to Ashley B?
Morris: Yes!
Morris' mum: Good luck! Ashley B needs it!
So Morris left the lounge and went back to Third Street School and then he reentered it. He walked on his way to the hallway and then he entered Miss Finster's class where Miss Finster and Miss Grotke were waiting.
Miss Finster: Well, Morris! I'm glad to see you! I'm sorry for blaming you for all the things you haven't done! It was Lawson all along!
Miss Grotke: Miss Finster told me anything of what Lawson done.
Morris: That's right, I've got a polite essay.
Then Ashley B came, and she gasped. She was glad to see Morris.
Ashley B: Oh, Morris! I was happy to see you! I'm sorry for hurting your feelings.
Morris: That's all right.
Ashley B: Can you show me the essay?
Morris: Of course.
Morris showed Ashley B a polite essay.
Then Ashley B read the polite essay. Then she finished.
Ashley B: Wow! That was a lovely essay you wrote to me! Thank you! Anyway, want to come out and play with me so we can tell King Bob about the essay?
Morris: Thanks!
So Morris and Ashley B left.
Miss Grotke: Wow! What a polite boy Morris he is!
Miss Finster: I agree, Alordayne! My fifth grade student Morris is a polite boy, and your fourth grade student Ashley B is a polite girl. And Lawson is one of the rude boys in my fifth grade class. After all, Lawson is suspended for two weeks!
Outside at the playground, Ashley B was talking to Morris.
Ashley B: Morris, thanks for showing me a polite essay!
Morris: You're welcome!
Ashley B: How about a kiss?
Morris: Sure!
So Morris and Ashley B kissed each other.
Ashley B: Shall we tell King Bob about the essay?
Morris: Good idea, Ashley B!
==Trivia==
The audio featuring Ashley B saying "That is like so rude!" from the Recess episode Soccer Boy is used as an audio where she blames Morris P. Hingle for writing a rude essay to her that he didn't do.
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