Episode 103: Joel Grey

Fozzie works on a new act -- jokes on any subject -- and drives everyone crazy. Finally, he gets on stage and asks for any word. Statler and Waldorf call his bluff by yelling out: "Amoeba!"
==Songs/Sketches==
* "Comedy Tonight"
* At the Dance
* Muppet News Flash: Boffo the Human Cannonball
* "Willkommen"
* Talk Spot
* "Pachalafaka"
* "Stormy Weather"
* Blackout: Gonzo and Joel
* Fozzie's Comedy Act
* UK Spot: Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Disappearing Clues
* Muppet News Flash: City Held Hostage
* Gonzo's stunts: "Anvil Chorus"
* "Razzle Dazzle"
==Episode==
Picture	Description
 	"The Muppet Show Theme": Gonzo swings and misses the O, toppling over out of frame.
 	Crazy Harry leads a group of Frackles and Whatnots in performing a rather violent version of "Comedy Tonight" as they run around threatening each other and capture Mary Louise (and a clown), while Harry blows things up.
 	Backstage, Fozzie Bear tries to impress Kermit with his new act: Jokes on any subject. He throws out jokes based on any word Kermit gives him, on subjects as diverse as dressing rooms and tired frogs. Kermit leaves Fozzie to work on the act.
 	At the Dance: Zoot and Janice discuss The Five Temptations. George the Janitor and Mildred Huxtetter argue over whose family is older. Miss Piggy's partner tells of his brother who has girls eating out of his hand (he's a waiter), and a Green Frackle reveals to his dance partner that he is "stuck" on her. And, in the end, Mildred gets stuck in the chandelier.
 	Muppet News Flash: The Newsman reports on Boffo the Human Cannonball, the daredevil who fired himself into a crowd of holiday shoppers. No one was hurt, except for Boffo, whose wife must "pick up the pieces and move on."
 	Joel Grey and the Muppets perform "Willkommen."
 	When Hilda loses her glasses, Fozzie tries his new act out on her: "I once knew a minister who was so religious, when he read the Bible, he wore stained glasses!" Nothing stops the old Fozzie Bear! Though, Hilda wishes something would.
 	Talk Spot: Kermit tries to talk to Joel about his life, but ends up telling everything for him.
center 	A Whatnot in Turkey sings "Pachalafaka," spurred on by a "lovely Eastern maiden."
 	Wayne and Wanda perform "Stormy Weather."
 	Hilda, Piggy and George gather to get Kermit to put an end to Fozzie's jokes on any subject. Kermit suggests that they just stop talking around Fozzie. Unfortunately, this just leads to jokes about silence.
 	Blackouts: Gonzo takes things too literally, so Joel tries to explain to him about "figures of speech." He explains that one doesn't bite the hand that feeds him, nor does one talk through one's hat. His hat then chimes in, saying that he can speak for himself.
 	Fozzie's Comedy Acts: Fozzie finally gets to perform his jokes on any subject, but is nearly stumped when Statler and Waldorf shout out "amoeba."
 	UK Spot: Rowlf the Dog appears in Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Disappearing Clues. A murder has been committed, but as Gorgon Heap continues to eat all of the clues (and eventually Miss Piggy and Baskerville the Hound), Rowlf determines that without any clues, no crime could have been committed.
 	Muppet News Flash: The Newsman reports that New York is being held hostage, and has only enough food and water for ten more days.
center 	Gonzo's stunts: Gonzo demolishes an automobile to the tune of the "Anvil Chorus." When the audience boos, Gonzo is ready to give up show business for good, but Joel teaches him how to give 'em "Razzle Dazzle."
 	At the closing, Kermit tells Joel that he is always "willkommen" on The Muppet Show.
==Notes==
* This was the first episode to air in the United Kingdom.
* During the opening sequence, Kermit sings, "Our show tonight will feature some stuff that looks like this." A scene from the opening number, "Comedy Tonight," is then shown, making this episode the only episode of The Muppet Show to have this extra verse in the theme song.
* While "Pachalafaka" was taped as the UK sketch, the actual original airing of this episode in the States included this number and instead took out the Sherlock Holmes sketch.The Muppet Show: Season One Muppet Morsels
* Jerry Nelson does not perform in this episode.
* Jane Henson, once quoted as having stopped puppeteering when it was time to do voices, does a rare puppeteering stint in this episode, but with no voices. It's also the only episode where she is credited as a performer in the broadcast version (she was credited in the original pilot version of episode 101).
* This is the first episode that features various Muppet characters coming out for the closing as well as the guest star.
* In this episode, Janice wears a brown wig during the At the Dance sketch. This was the first time she was seen with a wig, aside from the opening theme.
* This is the final episode to feature Miss Piggy as a chorus girl, not counting the first season's opening sequence.
* The running gag of Fozzie doing "jokes on any subject" and attempting to fire off one liners is likely inspired by comedian Morey Amsterdam, who had this schtick as a trademark, and was known as "The Human Joke Machine."
* This episode is 27 minutes, 1 minute longer than all other episodes.
==Edits==
* Both Muppet News Flash segments and "Stormy Weather" were cut on The Muppet Show: Season One DVDs. All three scenes appear fully intact on the Disney+ release of the episode.
* Off-airs that include the Muppet News Flash segments show a frame of Kermit before the second segment, suggesting that the scene was added after a version of this edit was already done.
* Original UK airings also featured a brief scene of Statler and Waldorf expressing their approval after "Razzle Dazzle" (replacing the fade to black, and including a little extra of Kermit and Joel). It would become less common for Statler and Waldorf to express approval after this. A similar scene was cut from episode 101.
* This episode's UK Spot, the Sherlock Holmes sketch, was cut when the episode aired on Nickelodeon. Nickelodeon also moved "Stormy Weather" to after the second Muppet News Flash segment.
* Disney+ includes a preceding disclaimer about negative stereotypes in this episode, although no instances are mentioned specifically.
* The compilation special The Best of the Muppets has longer versions of "At the Dance" and Gonzo's punchline to the theme song. Sam the Eagle's intro to Wayne & Wanda is also shown uncut, though he introduces "Dancing in the Dark" rather than "Stormy Weather."
==TV Listings==
The Glasgow Herald: "High-speed puppet programme, a spin-off from educational show Sesame Street. It also has human guests. First is Joel Grey of Cabaret fame."
==Cast==
Muppets:
:Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Rowlf the Dog, Baskerville the Hound, Gorgon Heap, Miss Piggy, Statler and Waldorf, Hilda, George the Janitor, Mildred Huxtetter, Whatnots, The Newsman, Janice, Zoot, Dr. Teeth, Sexy Muppet, Sam the Eagle, Wanda, Wayne, Frackles, Beautiful Day Monster, Miss Kitty, Lenny the Lizard, Mary Louise, Crazy Harry, Svengali, Pigs, Banana, Hat, Dancers
Background Muppets:
:Animal, Floyd Pepper, Nigel, Trumpet Girl, Jerry, Catgut, Muppy, Droop, Green Heap
==Performers==
:Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog, Dr. Teeth, Waldorf, Rowlf, Green Frackle (At the Dance), Beautiful Day Monster, Whatnots, The Newsman, and Hashim
:Frank Oz as Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, George the Janitor, Mildred (At the Dance), Sam the Eagle, Gorgon Heap, Green Frackle (Willkommen), Banana and Whatnots
:Richard Hunt as Miss Piggy, Wayne, Statler, Blue Frackle, Mildred and Joel's Hat
:Dave Goelz as Miss Kitty, Lenny the Lizard, The Great Gonzo, Zoot and Whatnot
:Eren Ozker as Hilda, Wanda, Janice, Green Bird Frackle, Mary Louise and Sexy Muppet
:John Lovelady as Snake Frackle, Baskerville, Whatnots, Svengali and Crazy Harry
:Jane Henson
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==Sources==
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