Andrew

"We should bring gun, make happy with Ankhy and if she not like it we FUCKING shoot her!" - Andrew, The CommencementRaggedy Andrew Michael Johnson Sanders V (always registered as Andrew Johnson Sanders without his inherited names and suffixes; Latin: Andreus Pannosus Michaelus Quintus Ioannis Alexander) is a young mourb from the series Little Fidesham. He is 8 years old in the series and is widely known in his grade level of the Second Grade and education level of le 4e niveau as one of the smartest kids his age as a human and as a mourb.
== Details ==
=== Physical ===
Andrew is a light-skinned mourabiteau. He is a young mourb, meaning his head is larger in proportion than adult mourbs. He has brown hair, narrow eyes, blue irises, an oval nose and a flat expression by default, turning into an "uwu" mouth when speaking.
His MIDN is A29bV05OUC1.
=== Current characteristics ===
Andrew is a small mourb that is normally silent and obedient in class but very radical outside of the classroom, especially in Little Fidesham. He also has an IQ of 120 and knows almost every technical detail around him at his young age. Despite his age, he has the voice of an adult, possibly mimicking Stewie from Family Guy. Despite what others think, he does not have any of the autism spectrum disorders and just happened to be very smart and like isolation unlike most children. He will play with others if they ask or he wants to, intentionally dumbing himself down for both parties' enjoyment.
Andrew is mostly known for smiling only when he finds something very funny, is being mischievous or has discovered something. He, like all mourbs, will do the scrunchy face whenever he detects danger.
His favourite colour is yellow.
==== Table of Patterns ====
Andrew also keeps a list of what he deems societal patterns. Some of them are real scientifically proven or observed patterns, while others are either merely out of his curiosity or is undiscovered.
Andrew's Table of Patterns
Name 	What he thinks about it 	Is it real?
Reverse-psychological warning 	If someone says not to do something, it always encourages its performance 	Partially Streisand
Snowball pessimism 	Something that just sounds risky on paper is immediately stigmatised
e.g., lolicon 	Varies depending on subject
Unrealisable potential 	Something will get popular if and only if attached to something more popular, given that the less popular former is good in most standards 	Undefinable. This could be the reason of the algorithm or the fact that the more popular latter has a wider audience
Vocabulary unlocking 	Once you learn of that word, it will appear more 	Frequency illusion
 	How and why does one bully someone? Do they sleep at night knowing they're just passing on their pain to the innocent? What if this bully lives a happy life?	Generally bullying
Abyssal sexual thoughts 	Somewhere, somehow, there's porn of it. If it ain't here now, it will. Just pray to God that it may or may not. 	Rule 34
External-referential bias 	How do people think "Oh, they look handsome! Why are they getting executed??" How would they react if that person kills their closest(s)? 	Look up Cameron Herrin et al;
"Don't judge a book by its cover"
Succès de scandale inconceivable 	How would one sleep at night if all they're getting whilst online are death threats from all their bad takes? Whatever would happen if it hits them? 	Varies depending on subject
Common-proper noun confusion 	Why do some people capitalise their sentences horribly like it was written in the 1700s or even German?
e.g., "Hello, my Name Is Andrew and i Am so Happy to Be Here!"	Exempli gratis
Ethicality of swearing 	Until where will a word become a slur? Why do you not want your child to say fuck, if it will come to them anyway anyhow and nothing bad would happen to him physically? I am a religious person, yet I don't find them of much impact for me to be damned than physically harmful deeds like murder or theft?
How come even "darn" is banned in some households, some even "dumb"? Matt couldn't even say "stupid" for a bizarre reason growing up	Look up both sides of the argument
Matt's apparent grim-reaper effect	It is quite baffling that in almost no time unlike before, whenever Matt interacts with a person, they will always spiral.
Whenever Matt interacts with transgender people, sooner than later there would always be suicide threats by them.
Even I start to feel a little more self-aware than usual. Is this normal?	Undefinable. Based on real-life string of coincidences that has led Matt to add this feature into the programme.
Malk phenomenon 	Do people really see the same colour as me? I know they learned its name and comes out like what I normally see but how much will a person's vision differ?