Here, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy!

Here, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy! is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If you won the Greased Pig Contest at the Mississippi State Fair, what did you do?
===Choices===
1. You ran faster than a greased pig.
2. You were first to catch & lift a greased pig.
3. You greased a pig the fastest.
4. You dribbled fried dough down your T-shirt.
===Choice Quotes===
1. "There's somethin' not right about racin' a pig with grease on it."
2. "Catch and lift that piggy."
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