Hill People

The Hill People ran around Darktide for many years, usually naked.
Bill make big say now to all hill people. Bill real close with many tribal leaders. We go poof and go away but talk much spirit talk and come back for big wanga. Bill sorry his far hill tribes not come defend near hill people every day. Our tribes very far away, it take much time and oona to lead far hill tribes and take much time to bring wanga. We only come for big wanga. Leaders all agree we like all hill people, even hill people not known to Bill. Bill hear of Shaman and Gothar and Bob, and other tribal leaders of near hills do good things for hill people. Bill speak for many tribes and say other hill people our friends. We share our ways with other hill people for them to be one with us. Shaman and Gothar speak same ways but not all hill people follow the ways. Let all people know our ways so they make different good hill people from bad. We share our ways now. Here our ways. We wear animal skins now, any skin of dead animal to give us thick skin to fight in. We learn sparkly sparkles that shoot pain and take energy ooph so we kill more darktiders. We take and learn sharp whack whack pointy things that hurt us bad, and flying twang twang death to kill more bad people. We leave young darktiders alone unless they try hurt us. Bill be back from far hills with his many tribes soon, make big wanga on bad people again. Other hill people in close hills go do good for all hill people. Bill make known when big wanga so all hill people fight together.
Bill of the Hill People
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