The Park (Life Of A Sponge Transcript)

== SpongeBob And Patrick Feed The Ducks ==
(SpongeBob and Patrick are walking to the pond. Patrick seems to be struggling)
SpongeBob: Come on!. It's not that heavy!
(Patrick is shown carrying 3 bin liners full of bread)
Patrick: Do we really need all this bread!?
SpongeBob: Well it was free so you can't argue with that.
Patrick: Well i need to argue!
(They sit down)
SpongeBob: Well were here now to feed the ducks so no use complaining.
(SpongeBob and Patrick throw bread to the ducks)
Patrick: They seem to enjoy it.
SpongeBob: Let's give them more then.
(They throw more bread. After a while the ducks throw bread at them)
Patrick: Is that meant to happen?
SpongeBob: It's probably a signal saying they want more.
Patrick: But they look angry!
SpongeBob: So?. You were angry because you wanted more chocolate. When i gave you some you were cheerful again.
(The ducks throw more bread at them. One of the ducks tosses a anchor at them)
All: Gaah!!.
(They run off)
Patrick: Maybe we should have tried rowing instead!
SpongeBob: You fell in last time!. Let's do some exercise for a change and carry on running!
(They keep on running)
== Sandy Attempts To Have A Picnic Peacefully ==
(Sandy is preparing a picnic for herself. She places the basket onto the cloth)
Sandy: Perfect. (She pulls out a sandwich from the basket) Time to tuck in Sandy. Oh wait i forgot the drink.(She places the sandwich down and get's out a cup of soda from the basket. Sandy notices the missing sandwich) Huh? I must be really starving today. (She get's out another sandwich. She then get's out a straw. The sandwich has also gone) Wow that was quick..... (She get's out another sandwich)
Ant: Ready!. And.....Hup 2 - 3 - 4!. Hup 2 - 3 - 4!
Sandy: How....the....hell?
Ant: Come on. Move it, Move it!
(Sandy snatches the sandwich)
Sandy: Not today thank you! (The ant grabs her leg and tosses it far away) Waaah!!!. So he thinks i can give up that easily huh!?. Time to get serious!
(Sandy grabs the ant and flicks it. The ant makes some Karate noises and beats her up)
Ant: Gentleman....March!
Sandy: I don't believe it!. It knows karate really well!
Ant: Gentleman.....March with me!
Sandy: Well theirs only one thing for it.............*Sigh*....Buy another picnic......
(She walks off upset)
== Squidward Messes Around With A Reef Blower ==
(Squidward is sitting on a bench reading the newspaper. He hears the sound of the Reef Blower)
Squidward: Stop it SpongeBob!
(The noise continues)
Guy: I'm off for my break.
(The guy leaves)
Squidward: I told you to stop......*Sigh*.....Talking to my self (He reads a sign) Gone for break. Please don't touch it. That means you Squidward Tentacles. (Squidward makes a grin)
(Scene fades to Squidward running to an old lady)
Old Lady: Almost their.....
Squidward: My word lady. You sound like you need some help.
Old Lady: Why thank you young man!
Squidward: (Sucking walking stick into the Reef Blower) There! Hope you like standing more than walking!
(Squidward laughs)
Old Lady: (Crying) Oh dear........
(Squidward spots a young kid with Ice Cream and runs to him)
Squidward: Hey there little boy! I know how to make your Ice Cream Better!
Boy: Really?
Squidward: (Blowing dust onto it then sucking it with the Reef Blower) Their good as new!
Boy: (Crying) I hate bullies but....now i hate you more!!
(Squidward's laughing is interrupted by a crowd of fish behind him)
Nat: Oy!. We have a bone to pick with you!
Squidward: Ok i might have been a bit too harsh!. Gaaah I'm sorry!
(He runs off screaming)
Nat: Come here! I'll have your bones for tomorrow's teatime and your skin for Breakfast!
Squidward: Dear SpongeBob....(Squidward starts to think) Now what else do people write in wills......
== Mr Krabs Searches For Buried Treasure......Again ==
Soon
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