Saichan

ooooh sai-chan you look beautiful today uwu let me touch your thorns pweeeease daddy... owchy wow! it hurts so much! will saichain tweat my boo-boos? mmm yes your tounge feels so goood sai-chan... a little lower... yeah... thats the spot. >w< s-sai-chan y-your going over m-my sensitive spot xWx sai-chan daddy pwease i wove you sai-chan dont stop now! im getting a little excity witey... oh sai-chan y-your getting so big! w-what? you want that? i-i dont know if itl fit sai-chan! i-il twy my bestest... mmm... your big taily waily is so tasty in my mouth... >p< its so wet and sticky icky... sai-chan... i-i want more! lets take this to the bedroom sai-chan... you'll do that for me won't you my daddy darling sai-chan? ~W~
sai-chan was found dead on 2016-11-05 on account of murder, 28 stab wounds, police have yet to identify any potential suspects. if you or anyone you know has valuable information please contact your local sherifs department immediately
== Murder Investigation ==
Sai-Chan's murderer was completely unknown to the police as there were no signs of evidence pointing to any suspects. Originally the stab wounds were thought to have been caused by a vivosaur with claws as there was no murder weapon at the home. Sucho, Despino, V-Ripper, and U-Raptor were the leading suspects. After intense interrogations, all four suspects were deemed to have no relation to the crime at hand. During this time numerous media outlets and newsletters extensively covered the case of Sai-Chan's murder. Many believed that the murderer in question was Sai-Chan's lover, a classic open and shut case, but as it turned out Sai-Chan's lover was proven innocent of the crime as on the night of the murder, several receipts from a Minnesota Taco Bell proved that they were away from the home during the time of the murder. Some conspiracy theorists claimed that this murder was the work of frontier vivosaur Igua US as revenge for his "ugly" design. However this was quickly disproven after analysis of Igua US showed that the thumb claws were far too wide and short to inflict the deep thin wounds found on Sai-Chan's body.
In June of 2022, Apato had taken AOC hostage at a Walgreens that he tried to rob for 2 Butterfinger bars. The police engaged with him in a 21 hour standoff in which he admitted to have killed Sai-Chan using his favorite Konosuba themed knife. After making this proclamation, he released AOC and was taken into custody by police for questioning. DNA analysis of the knife showed specks of unwashed dried blood belonging to Sai-Chan alongside a weird sticky residue. Apato was convicted on this murder and on his laundry list of heinous acts against humanity.