Zahn Zias

Zahn Zias is a character roleplayed by Hazan on (Twitch) and (Kick).
== Background & Relationships ==
Zahn Zias is a new resident of Los Santos. Zahn is incredibly social and loves meeting new people. Although Zahn comes off as lighthearted, he also the capability of being violent when necessary. Zahn is an experienced criminal, having engaged in a multitude of crimes, such as adoption fraud and heists. Zahn is very clever, and his intelligence is impressive, and this is exemplified through some of his criminal achievements. Despite his cleverness, his emotions frequently get the better of him, and he makes impulsive decisions, sometimes having very severe consequences. 
Zahn specializes in harizzment, attempting to pull almost every girl he sets his eye on, boasting a near zero-percent success rate. Some of his failed interactions with women include the time he got ganged up on after failed wrench rizzhttps://clips.twitch.tv/InnocentOnerousNigiriSoonerLater-BaR_1ymhy9wOgNGY and the time he got outroed on by a group of women.https://clips.twitch.tv/HeartlessDrabKeyboardOSsloth-Rx-Nm00Dh8uvT0tB Every blind squirrel finds a blind nut every once in a while though. Zahn's harizzmenthttps://clips.twitch.tv/NeighborlyOpenCroquetteUncleNox-Q0AoTTg4cCp70zIq resulted in a meaningful relationship with Nina Bankz, lasting almost two months, before Zahn ended things with her. 
Zahn recently got out of a relationship with Chloe DeVill. His complicated relationship with Nina may have scared Chloe off. Despite Zahn having been in committed relationships, he really only has his eyes set on one woman: Swan DeLeur. Zahn treats Swan differently than everyone else, and is the only woman he will drop everything he is doing for.https://www.twitch.tv/hazan_n/clip/SneakyPopularJamEleGiggle-km6xw8nui_yR9UTZ
Zahn's friends have changed drastically during his time in Los Santos. Unfortunately his change in friends has been primarily of his own doing, as he has ruined many relationships through some of his thoughtless actions. 
The first major friend, and arguably Zahn's closest friend ever in Los Santos, Zahn pushed away was Ginger Ale, a former GAG member. They loved doing money runs together, and Ginger almost always relied on Zahn to check on her while she goes roof running. On March 21st, after Zahn had finally gotten his churro stand running, he asked Ginger to come have a taste, but Ginger ignored Zahn for a full day. Instead of Zahn asking to work through the conflict, he sent a text to Ginger asking her to delete his number. She did,https://clips.twitch.tv/ComfortableAstuteChinchillaNerfRedBlaster-Mkim_qO39AewIckK and they didn't have any form of communication until April 25th, where they finally made up, and have returned to being good friends.
Zahn lost his other longtime friends when he made enemies of them once he got voted out of Goofy Ahh Gang (GAG). This included Gren Cooper, Trae Collins, Alaska Jones, and Tom Tater.
Now, some of Zahn's closest friends are Ginger Ale, Jordan Bones, Archie Archer, Marty Banks, Larry Knox, Jamal Abdul Jabbar, Rick Richards, and Jay Hart. Zahn is also very close with his father, Angelo DeMorte, whom he refers to as "Uncle T."
== Employment History ==
=== Internship at The Company ===
When Zahn first moved to Los Santos, he took part in the intern program at The Company. During this period, he nourished a very close relationship with Benji Ramos. Benji and The Company were very impressed with Zahn's work-ethic, and enjoyed his outgoing personality. Despite having looked like Zahn had found an optimistic future in The Company, Zahn was eventually fired by Benji with many others, due to being associated with traitors Ginger Ale and Jean Paul, through his affiliation with Goofy Ahh Gang.
=== Past Everyday Work ===
Usually when Zahn first woke up, he liked to spend some time working at the Snr. Buns. Despite being a self-proclaimed manager at the Buns, Zahn didn't actually do much work at all. His refusal to do any work resulted in a couple of incidents, including the time a customer came to the back and began to make her own burger before punching him, after almost staving to death due to Zahn's neglect.https://clips.twitch.tv/DullLivelyMushroomKeepo-KJcRdkcH0Sa8na7S Zahn now describes the Buns as "unworkable in its current state," and very rarely considers working there. Zahn also had his own churro stand in the food court adjacent to Snr Buns, which he usually ran with Larry Knox.
Zahn used to do money runs and sanitation in order to raise funds for GAG, although Zahn was probably the laziest worker of the gang. For a short time, Zahn liked doing sanitation with Zaceed Skengerton. One night, during sanitation with Zaceed and Ramee El-Rahman, Zahn received the nickname "zQc."https://clips.twitch.tv/KitschyOutstandingRaccoonDoggo-bANc7KnAaD-duMRU This nickname now follows Zahn wherever he goes.
He liked to tow vehicles with Trae Collins, before they became enemies, as they were the only members of GAG that were felons at the time. They referred to multiple poorly parked vehicles as a "max win."
=== Current Employment ===
Zahn regularly does weed runs, either by himself, or with his father, Uncle T. Uncle T. negotiated a deal in which they are responsible for running "Anita," a strain of weed, for The Company. 
Zahn also has a job as a manager and dealer at the 404 Casino, working for his close friend, Marty. Zahn especially enjoys working at the casino with Jay Hart and Aaliyah Court, the casino's COO. Now that Zahn is out of GAG, Marty is his primary partner in crime, alongside Larry Knox. Zahn commits crime regularly, and has made tens of thousands of dollars through heists. 
== Former Affiliation with Goofy Ahh Gang ==
Zahn, nicknamed "Boots," became one of the OG members of Goofy Ahh Gang after he met Gren and Trae, nicknamed "Dora and Diego." The two brothers felt they vibed well with him, so they invited him into the gang. Despite not being one of the founders of GAG, many outsiders recognized Zahn as the unofficial leader of GAG, due to his charisma and leadership skills. Zahn was viewed as such by his father, Uncle T., and Marty Banks. 
Despite having joined GAG to hangout with Gren and Trae, Ginger Ale, a later GAG member, was probably Zahn's closest friend within the gang. They loved doing money runs together, and Ginger almost always relied on Zahn to check on her while she goes roof running. 
=== Ginger leaves Goofy Ahh Gang ===
Zahn's close relationship with Ginger is why her withdrawal from Goofy Ahh Gang on the night of February 21st affected Zahn very deeply, After Ginger chose to leave GAG because she felt they were halting her own personal progression, and the other members of GAG were not as committed as she was. Although the rest of the gang was able to sing farewell to Ginger and make jokes about her leaving, Zahn fell to the ground in despair.https://clips.twitch.tv/TolerantIcyBadgerWholeWheat-uOmBpltcK_GDL-41
After Zahn managed to find his feet, he turned to Trae and said, "Ocean dump me. I want to forget this." Being the great friend that Trae is, he fulfilled Zahn's request.https://clips.twitch.tv/SingleRudeDolphinKeyboardCat-8Nw0rWfMIvK8DJrW Trae then seated Zahn in the back of a vehicle, entered the driver's seat, and drove he and Zahn into the Alamo Sea, committing a self ocean dump, in order to erase the sorrows of Ginger leaving GAG from their memories.https://clips.twitch.tv/PrettiestDifficultBubbleteaCclamChamp-gzRoSq-nITeY8RQg
Following Ginger's departure from GAG, the gang was filled with nothing but sorrow. The gang was lost with nowhere to go, nothing to look forward to. No one could have imagined how hard the loss would have hit them. This was until Zahn picked them up, brought them to central park, and gave a speech to the rest of the gang. Zahn laid out a game plan as to how GAG was going to become the strongest gang in Los Santos, and how Ginger would inevitably regret leaving GAG.https://clips.twitch.tv/ObliviousKitschyFriesMVGame-mi5tapxE3_WmD_dt This speech was the turning point for GAG, as the gang went on to build enough mining racks to mine 100 butcoin a day and commit a multitude of heists together, some of which are listed below in Crime. Goofy Ahh Gang had become a household name in Los Santos, greatly due to Zahn's leadership, and his ability to pick them up when the gang was in their darkest times.
=== Zahn gets kicked from Goofy Ahh Gang ===
Unfortunately, the gang failed to repay or appreciate Zahn's leadership. On April 15th, GAG voted to kick Zahn out from the gang after he failed a loyalty test that ended in him shooting Gren.https://clips.twitch.tv/GenerousClumsyOrcaNomNom-iuZ01gh_-z7XhnO5 Although Zahn felt it was the right thing to do at the time, as Gren was seemingly prioritizing his current girlfriend, Ari O., over the gang, stabbing his brother, Trae, in the process, the majority of the gang did not agree. Zahn was voted out of the gang in a 4-3 vote, as two other GAG mebers, Jay Hart and Jordan Bones, sided with Zahn in the end. After he was voted out, GAG took their belongings from the trailer, leaving Zahn with 1/7th of the butcoin mining racks that GAG had worked hard for. Zahn was also left with one PC, one turbo coggers machine, two washing machines, and two solar panels. Despite being heisted, Zahn was also able to retain the entire trailer, as it was under his name all along, so this is where he currently resides, alone.
As many people believe that Zahn made the correct choices before he was kicked out from GAG, it appears that GAG may have setup a situation in which Zahn could never have stayed in GAG, and that they were planning his removal from the gang all along. This came only two weeks after Gren confronted Zahn for his lack of contribution to the gang, and Gren was very disappointed with Zahn as he felt he didn't care about the sincere conversation they were having after he caught Zahn on Twatter during their meeting.https://clips.twitch.tv/BelovedRepleteNostrilWOOP-Z-rJR4qOMC0zHbY1 This may have been the final straw in allowing Zahn to carry on, after the gang continuously nagged him about spending the majority of his time with women and Marty while the rest of the gang was out grinding. 
Presently, Zahn has made enemies with the four members of GAG that decided to vote him out of the gang, and he is seeking them out for revenge.
Zahn has since been able to have a conversation with Gren, in which Gren admitted to Zahn that their reasoning to committing the rug pull on Zahn's trailer was greatly due to GAG feeling threatened by Zahn's behavior of acting as the leader of GAG, when in reality, Zahn was simply the mastermind behind all the heists, and GAG could not have achieved much of what they did without him. Zahn and Gren got into a very heated argument about whether or not GAG is a gang, and whether or not GAG took more from Zahn than they should have. Gren also claimed to Zahn the primary reason that they voted him out of GAG was due to Zahn removing Gren from the trailer panel, and not simply because Zahn shot Gren in the head, although Gren did disagree with how Zahn reacted to his apparent betrayal to GAG after he and Ari stabbed and dumped Trae and Tater. At the end of the conversation, Gren apologized "just so Zahn couldn't say he didn't apologize."
== Zahn's Revenge on Goofy Ahh Gang ==
After Zahn was kicked out of GAG, he created his own death note, and wrote all four names of the GAG members that voted him out: Gren Cooper, Trae Collins, Alaska Jones, and Tom Tater. Since Zahn wrote his hit list, the death note has not left his pockets. Zahn has one bullet saved for each of them, and he will not rest until he has taken revenge on all of them. 
For now, Zahn has successfully taken his revenge on Tom Tater, and has failed to take his revenge on Alaska, as his attempt to turn him into a felon did not go as planned. Since then, Trae has contacted Zahn multiple times in attempt to get him to stop. Trae claims he just wants Zahn to come home, but his true motives are unknown.
Zahn has reached out to Slick Rick for legal advice, as he intends to bring GAG to court for what they stole from his trailer. After getting rid of Tater's hair, his current plan is to firstly plant weed on Alaska until he gets a felony and loses his beloved Gruppe 6, then kidnap Trae to use as leverage for Gren to confess what he stole from Zahn so that Zahn can sue him successfully and take all of GAG's belongings. 
Slick Rick is also willing to intentionally get Alaska sent to prison if he is able to legally represent him. 
After failing to get a felony charge on Alaska the second time, Zahn purchased a hot gun from Ramee for $17,000,https://clips.twitch.tv/SteamyFilthyCocoaPastaThat-lfyqshmj0dz41r0v with the intention of planting it on Alaska and finally getting him locked up. 
===Zahn's Revenge Attempts===
Zahn's Successful Revenge on Tom Tater 🐉
On April 19th, at 11:26pm, Zahn approached Snr. Buns when Tater walked out of the back door. He immediately held him at gunpoint in front of Alaska, and took him to the nearby Beach Combover Barber Shop. Still at gunpoint, he shaved Tater's precious hair and beard with a knife. Zahn then told him that would be his only punishment, so Tater nervously walked away before Zahn shot him in the back of the head. Zahn robbed him, then left him on the front porch of the GAG house, and left a note for Gren next to his unconscious body that reads "1/4 YOU R NEXT."
Zahn's First Failed Revenge on Alaska Jones 💰
On April 20th, at 2:54am, Zahn found Alaska in the parking lot across from Snr. Buns. Just as he did with Tater, Zahn held him at gunpoint and lead him into his car with Jamal & Idiot. They took Alaska to Michael DaSanta's house. They barged in on Max and his wife, Siobhan, but they left peacefully, with no interest in being involved with the conflict. Zahn gave Alaska the opportunity to give his side of the story.
Alaska claimed that he grinded the hardest, in which Zahn agreed, but Alaska went on to later claim that Zahn did the least amount of work, then did no work at all for the gang once the gang started mining 50 butcoin. Alaska implied that the gang felt threatened by Zahn once he began to took charge of the gang, due to the fact he was the owner of the trailer and had been spending time with Marty frequently. Next, Alaska claimed that he was on Zahn's side throughout the debacle with Gren, but no longer agreed with Zahn after he took Tater and Trae off of the trailer panel. Finally, Alaska told Zahn that if it was his decision to make, Zahn would have nothing left in the trailer. Zahn reminded Alaska that he was the one driving every heist, and that word of his heists, and therefore word of Goofy Ahh Gang, began to spread across Los Santos. Zahn invested thousands into the gang, and was always willing to fall and go to prison for the gang, something that Alaska would never do.
Zahn then stabbed Alaska in front of Jamal and Idiot. Zahn planted 387 bags of weed onto his body along with 8 rolls of cash, in hope of turning Alaska into a felon. Zahn took his Gruppe 6 badge, then took a picture posing in front of Alaska's body. Zahn dumped Alaska's body in Little Seoul, in the middle of multiple weed hotspots. Before leaving his body, Zahn told Alaska that it pains him more than it pains Alaska to do this, and that he and Alaska were the "day ones." Zahn then left Alaska's Gruppe 6 badge on GAG's doorstep, along with a note that reads "2/4 YOU CAN'T KEEP HIDING." The cops eventually showed up to Alaska's body, but Alaska was not arrested, only questioned and released, thus Zahn's revenge plan on Alaska had failed.
Zahn's Second Failed Revenge on Alaska Jones 💰
On April 22nd, at 7:48pm, Zahn rushed into the Snr. Buns foodcourt straight towards Ari's sushi stand, where Alaska was working with her. Zahn commanded Alaska to get on the back of his bike at gunpoint, then brought Alaska to a clothing store to get Alaska changed into all black from his pastel colored sushi uniform. While Alaska was changing, he accidentally punched Zahn, so Zahn stabbed him in retaliation. Once Alaska was done changing, Zahn took his ID and G6 badge.
Zahn then brought Alaska to a roof running job before bonking him on the roof. Zahn was forced to shoot the security guards, alerting the cops. Zahn had to urgently come up with a plan, so he decided to plant Alaska's own gun on his unconscious body, but as he was planting the gun, an officer showed up on the roof and pointed her gun at Zahn. Somehow, Zahn managed to safely escape the police, although his second attempt for revenge resulted in him losing the only gun he had.
Just like the first attempt, the police believed Alaska's story, and let him go free.
Zahn's Third Failed Revenge on Alaska Jones 💰
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===Death Note Full Gallery===
Victim 	Elimination Photos	Additional Photos
Tom Tater 🐉 	 	
Alaska Jones 💰 	 	
Trae Collins 🦄 	 	
Gren Cooper 🎲 	 	
==Ongoing Pursuit of Swan DeLeur==
After weeks of trying to go on a date alone with Swan DeLeur, following a failed attempt after being put in the cuck trunkhttps://www.twitch.tv/hazan_n/clip/PiliableSpicyRadishFutureMan-i0YOnxhCHegDapZG and being rejected of a hughttps://www.twitch.tv/hazan_n/clip/DarlingCaringBananaDogFace-Al_9_Skoxj83tJRe, Swan agreed to go out with Zahn on the night of February 29th. As Swan told Zahn he would be awarded a hug once he "smashes her," this was the primary goal of Zahn's date. 
===Zahn's First Date with Swan===
As the date began, Zahn and Swan engaged in heartfelt conversation, discussing many topics, such as Swan's love of jazz. The two made their way to the beach and spent time talking with each other at the lifeguard stand and in the ocean. Eventually, they decided to finally smash on the beach. Zahn defeated Swan in their smash, and even fully knocked her out unintentionally.https://clips.twitch.tv/UglyTawdryTeaFrankerZ-DdAi7IDe1AOUqF7w This resulted in a trip to the hospital in which Swan sustained a multitude of injurieshttps://clips.twitch.tv/CallousBlatantPeachTBTacoRight-_Sv1hhMbEUTfUmI3, although she seemed much more upset after Zahn held the door for her.https://clips.twitch.tv/BrainyCuriousFalconFUNgineer-81ohmPNt1i1qB8kw 
Their date continued for a couple of hours before Swan had to go. As Swan was leaving, Zahn called out "you still owe me a hug." Swan rejected Zahn and opted to give him rolls of cash in place of a hug. Zahn was deeply hurt by this, and after a few moments of reflection following the rejection, Zahn called Trae, and immediately said "Come shoot me."https://clips.twitch.tv/ColdbloodedElatedRedpandaTwitchRaid-nueiV15baq-rCdsh He explained to Trae what had happened, and how he feels heartbroken.
Zahn and Trae then returned to the GAG trailer before Trae told Zahn to turn around. He asked for Zahn to trust him, and as Zahn looks into the moonlit sky, Trae delivers a speech. He says "See those stars? See the moon? One day when you get that hug, You'll be even higher than that moon. You'll be shining even brighter than that moon. Ok? Until next time." Trae then knocked Zahn out with his wrench.https://clips.twitch.tv/ProudFlaccidGarlicSuperVinlin-nhb38R8LZUqBCouA Next, he delivered Zahn's unconscious body to the Alamo Sea, and dumped him into the waters, just as they had done a week prior.https://clips.twitch.tv/EnjoyableObliqueKuduHassanChop-Qa1BH9ONbr-VoSVf
Zahn later woke up in a sorrowful mood confused as to why he felt the way he did, as he had no recollection of the events that had just transpired with Swan. Nevertheless, Trae and Gren were there for his support, even if they were keeping the rejection from him.
===Zahn's Second Date with Swan===
A couple days later, Zahn asked Swan out on another date and surprisingly, Swan agreed. Most of the date was spent in the car and at the pier as they continued to get to know each other. Zahn even displayed what could be described as his zQc rizz when he asked Swan "Do you ever get cold when it's uhh cold outside?". Swan then ignored his question.https://clips.twitch.tv/TawdryFunnyCodNotLikeThis-X3oyxARBcc36EQnY After spending further time together, the date began to look up as Swan admitted she likes to hangout with Zahn. Eventually, the two decided to smash (best of three) for the elusive hug that Zahn has been waiting for. 
After losing to Swan in the first round, Zahn prevailed as he one the next two smash rounds thanks to the help of a large column as Swan almost got brain damage. Following his hard-earned win, Zahn requested a hug from Swan. Swan slowly walked up to Zahn and reached her arms around him only to pull back before making contact. She had baited Zahn. She had broken Zahn's heart. Swan walked away into her car as the rain continued to pour onto Zahn, a perfect reflection of what he was feeling inside: utter despair and heartbreak pouring from within.https://clips.twitch.tv/VibrantMoistPieStinkyCheese-GPNxbKCdqKM0ZZOY After a few minutes had passed, Swan returned to Zahn, ensuring him "it's just a hug," as she explained that she does not like physical contact.https://clips.twitch.tv/ObservantInexpensiveScorpionTBCheesePull-rZRU9pwry1FqsJyZ Zahn made an additional attempt to hug Swan but she dodged it.
Later that night, Swan gave Zahn one additional chance to beat her in a smash, but Zahn failed miserably and got his ass beat on the pier. Thankfully, Swan brought him to the hospital and they continued to hangout for the following hours, which were mainly spent hunting. Zahn also showed her the location of GAG's headquarters, O-Block. In the end, they smashed one more time where Zahn kicked Swan a little too hard, and she laid passed out on the sidewalk. Zahn conversed with a barely conscious Swan for a minute or two before she told him "it was all a dream," and she disappeared.https://clips.twitch.tv/EntertainingTacitKumquatNotATK-jP7fTekTaJju88Ho
===Zahn's Third Date with Swan===
On March 13th, Zahn and Swan went out on a museum date together, in which Zahn broke boundaries with Swan as she finally began to open up to him. Swan explained to him she isn't really looking for fun in life, as she is dedicated to her workhttps://clips.twitch.tv/PolishedPlumpNewtEleGiggle-IvRDxjoRZrUgARZg, and she actually only hangs around Zahn to make moneyhttps://clips.twitch.tv/ArtisticBetterSalmonDerp-1ylCGLxiR6KfwPDo after he told her that a relationship is much more valuable than money.https://clips.twitch.tv/TsundereSpinelessDiscAllenHuhu-yCA6XUnV3aoG_tCv
===Zahn & Cau Win Smash Night ===
The closest Zahn has gotten to receiving a hug from Swan was on March 25th when he was on the verge of winning Smash Night, hosted by Swan. Zahn and his partner, Cau Mau, managed to be the final team standing after Zahn 2v1'd the final duo in the final round.https://clips.twitch.tv/DeadCrispyPartridgeWoofer-iun_KSATydMGKPQX Despite having won Smash Night as a duo, Swan offered Zahn and Cau the opportunity to 1v1 each other for the full prize, but Zahn lost to Cau when he needed to win the most. Although Cau still chose to share his winnings with Zahn, Zahn lost the true prize in Swan's hug, as Swan is only willing to hug Zahn is he becomes the individual Smash Champion. 
Since then, Zahn and Swan have continued to talk with one another, but Zahn is yet to make any major progress in their relationship.
==Former Relationship with Nina Bankz==
Zahn's first lasting relationship was with Nina Bankz. The two were very flirty with each other and maintained a fun, lighthearted dynamic. Although they only ever went on one real date, they always found time to talk with one another and enjoyed bantering on Twatter.The two met directly after Ginger left GAG Although Zahn was not romantically interested in Ginger, the loss of Ginger still left a large hole in heart: one that could only be filled with true love. Nina was a gift sent to Zahn straight from the heavens. As Zahn was working in the back of Snr. Buns, Nina stormed through the kitchen door and Zahn and Nina hit it off immediately. Once NIna introduced herself to Zahn as Nina Bankz, Zahn responded with saying "Let's make that Nina Zias." Zahn's once in a lifetime decent rizz had Nina completely enamored. Zahn got her number and they called each other "daddy" and "mommy" when they had to part for the night.https://clips.twitch.tv/NeighborlyOpenCroquetteUncleNox-Q0AoTTg4cCp70zIq
Unfortunately much of Zahn and Nina's relationship was built on lies. Zahn claimed to Nina that he was a rich and popular business owner that will give her a great life despite the fact he was none of these things. Zahn told Nina that he owns a nice house when in reality, he is the owner of a trailer up in Harmony. One afternoon, Zahn picked Nina up to go for a drive in a test drive Benefactor, and he promised that he would be purchasing this car for her in the coming weeks. Hopefully Nina forgets about this.
=== Zahn & Nina's First & Only Date===
Their only date together was a coffee date. Zahn flexed a couple of his dollars on her and told her to close her legs.https://clips.twitch.tv/IronicVictoriousSnakeSuperVinlin-UGP37yL1tAE3kxY2 Thankfully, at the time, Nina saw beyond Zahn's predatory behavior and was able to laugh these things off. At the end of the date, Zahn managed to get a hug from Nina before crashing into her car. He explained this happened because he was too busy looking at her backend.https://clips.twitch.tv/VictoriousPuzzledNostrilSwiftRage-_zq8jo_CMxj3UZO9
That night, Zahn received a flirty text from Nina that read "got on a sexy outfit rn wish u could see it xx 💜💋." Zahn was flabbergasted by this message and spent minutes struggling to compose a response. He finally decided to send her a flustered emoji that is displayed above to the right.
=== Zahn Breaks Up with Nina===
Only two weeks later, on March 17th, Zahn's relationship with Nina came to a close. That evening, Zahn got a worrying call from Nina, that she had something important to talk about. Zahn picked her up from the Wu-Chang house, before they had a lengthy, yet honest, conversation about the current state of their relationship. During the conversation, Nina admitted to Zahn that she had been cheating on him.https://clips.twitch.tv/SecretiveHeadstrongCheetahCoolStoryBro-ijq1ft0gPhoMUiJY As Zahn had been getting bored of Nina, he used this as an excuse to break up with her, as he didn't truly care about the fact she was cheating on him, because he had been cheating on her too, mainly with Swan DeLeur and Chloe DeVill. In order to make the breakup clear, Zahn drove Nina to the Del Perro Pier, and ocean dumped her.https://clips.twitch.tv/ProductiveElegantShrewTBCheesePull-0Xcv5C1bamR8Iqnv Zahn began to do a victory walk across the pier before Nina came back from the depths, stabbed Zahn, and ocean dumped him.https://clips.twitch.tv/RockyDeafButterflyDxAbomb-PhdeYfYlaHzJNHaH
While this seemed to be the end of their relationship, their interactions did not end there after Zahn finally found out that Nina was a grandma, and is actually 72 years old. Zahn did not react well at all to this information.https://clips.twitch.tv/UninterestedAggressiveSandstormStinkyCheese-HFj7mRERXWihxdyp After finding this out, he confronted Nina about being dishonest with him multiple times over the phone,https://clips.twitch.tv/BlushingAmazonianHorsePJSalt-xOF3UCWuLRkac3pr but they have not had any formal interaction since.
==Crime==
Zahn is a seasoned criminal that commits serious crime on a regular basis. Zahn is not a talented shooter, but he makes up for this inability with his sharp mind, having engineered many great plans throughout his life of crime. Zahn is also a capable driver when necessary, having managed to escape from the police multiple times. Despite Zahn's goofiness, he has the capacity to be very violent, yet he very much has the potential to be a master criminal, and is a valuable asset to anyone who strings him along. Since being kicked out of GAG, Zahn commits most of his crime with Marty Banks, Jordan Bones, Uncle T, and Jamal.
===Zahn Commits Adoption Fraud===
The first major crime Zahn committed was adoption fraud. Due to a simple slip, Zahn experienced much anguish, as he was at risk of being fined $40,000. Zahn was taken to jail after he attempted to escape the cops. During his time in jail, he called his father, Uncle T, and as the new adoption fraud laws were recently implemented, the police force was on high alert. Once Zahn mentioned his father on the phone, he was immediately questioned as to whether or not he had any adoption papers in order to prove that Uncle T. was his father. As Zahn nor Uncle T. did have any documents proving they were related, Zahn was charged with adoption fraud. Zahn decided to bring this to court, but his case never made it past the docket, meaning Zahn managed to evade the consequences of adoption fraud. The mayor awarded Zahn with a better train ticket due to his cooperation throughout the entire ordeal. Zahn's train ticket has since been revoked.
===Zahn's Worst Prison Sentence===
On the night of February 19th, Officer Rhodes received a call that the laundromat was being hit. As he was on his way to the laundromat to apprehended the robbers, he spotted Zahn speeding, but due to the urgency of the laundromat robbery, Rhodes told him to stop speeding and was going to carry on before Zahn shouted out the window for him to "Get out the way then." Rhodes then changed his mind and pulled Zahn over. During the stop, Zahn gave Rhodes a stolen ID. Before Rhodes could charge Zahn, he received a call that the laundromat robbers were being boxed and that his assistance was needed, so he left Zahn go free. Unbeknownst to Rhodes, the laundromat robbery offenders were Zahn's friends, Trae and Ginger, along with Jean Paul and Marty Banks, and Zahn had been patrolling in case they needed his assistance. 
Only a couple minutes after Zahn was released, Rhodes spotted Zahn picking up Trae. Rhodes immediately began to pit Zahn's vehicle aggressively. This included a couple t-bones until he flipped the vehicle. Trae and Zahn were forced to flee on foot. Trae managed to evade the officers, but Zahn could not, although he put up a strong fight, as he ran for minutes and broke cuffs twice before being taken into the officers' custody. Once Zahn was brought back to MRPD, he sat in a cell for over an hour, as Rhodes was deciding on his charges. Rhodes ultimately chose to stack Zahn's charges, including those of which he initially chose to not charge Zahn with after setting him free. After these events, Zahn was charged with 1x Resisting Arrest, 1x Evading, 1x Accessory to Robbery, 1x Accessory to Kidnapping, 1x First Degree Speeding, and 1x Impersonation, despite only having assisted Trae in his escape. Rhodes also opted to not award Zahn any time served, and Zahn was sent away for eighty-six minutes.
=== Zahn's First Stabbing===
The first time Zahn committed a seriously violent crime was on March 12th. While at the Buns, Zahn joked about skipping a woman in line, but unfortunately for Zahn, the woman had no time for fun and games during women's month. She pulled out her knife and stabbed Zahn in the back, in the very middle of Snr. Buns. Zahn could not let this stand. Zahn cooked up a plan with Blade before he returned to the Buns wearing a disguise, and Zahn returned the favor. Zahn snuck up behind her while she was taking an order, and stabbed her in the neck,https://clips.twitch.tv/GracefulProtectiveJackalCoolStoryBob-MEWj8tZK19_IqQTt all in cold blood for everyone in the Buns to witness. Zahn and Blade then drove the unconscious woman to the nearby factory where they intended to interrogate her. She was unresponsive, and before they knew it, the cops showed up at the factory.https://clips.twitch.tv/NiceMiniatureChickpeaJonCarnage-1zHaaB5rVJcgvopO Zahn and Blade rushed to their vehicle, leaving the woman behind to die in the factory. After a lengthy attempt at a getaway, Zahn crashed, and he and Blade looked to be going to jail. Fortunately, there was only one cop to apprehend the both of them. Officer Leon Cassidy commanded Zahn and Blade to get out of the vehicle, and ordered Zahn to approach him facing the opposite direction so he could put him in cuffs.https://clips.twitch.tv/ReliableStylishShrimpEleGiggle-5IkuEwII4N4yJFnn While Officer Cassidy was cuffing Zahn, Blade approached him, and knocked him out with a wrench. Zahn and Blade were then able to successfully escape on foot.https://clips.twitch.tv/BloodyCaringShieldNononoCat-DzieDhuxhKKu9QXp
=== Impersonation of a Police Officer ===
On April 12th, Zahn was convicted of impersonating a police officer following one of his intricate heist plans. Zahn and Jamal assisted four members of GAG in one of their cash exchange heists. While GAG was robbing the cash exchange, Zahn and Jamal posted up outside of the cash exchange, dressed as police officers. Senior Officer Cornwood appeared on the scene and showed appreciation to Zahn and Jamal for their efforts to make sure those thugs get locked up. Jamal even conducted the hostage negotiations with the thugs.https://clips.twitch.tv/ExcitedCourageousMouseDatSheffy-SFZsuvBGLstRiuIM When it became time for the thugs to escape, Zahn and Jamal diverted from the original plan of escaping the police in a separate car to the rest of GAG. Instead, Zahn rode along with Chief Beric Johnson during the chase, and explained to Beric how he recently joined the LSPD. https://clips.twitch.tv/KnottySpeedyCaterpillarDoritosChip-sNQtZguxQr6ntpnj Once the cops managed to box the GAG members, Zahn and Jamal assisted in the apprehension of Gren Cooper.https://clips.twitch.tv/RudeProductiveBobaMrDestructoid-_MfEgU5WmhB0iv0k Zahn made an attempt to save Gren, but Cornwood stopped him before he could help Gren into Bones' car.https://clips.twitch.tv/OddDeafCookiePeoplesChamp-CNg6T2cIM7xGrt6g Blinded by the fun they were having, it wasn't until Zahn and Jamal were brought to the MRPD garage that they were hit with the realization that they had gotten themselves into quite the unfortunate circumstance.https://clips.twitch.tv/PoorTrappedTrayDancingBanana--XAnFr0xRdIeFX1c 
Once in the PD, Zahn and Jamal left all their possessions in a locker, and they were brought to the interrogation room with Cornwood and Gren. Jamal requested alone time with Zahn and Gren before blaming him for their current situation.https://clips.twitch.tv/BlueWildKaleNomNom-o5n8iwu4OUxS6BgM The three of them then formulate a plan to keep Gren from getting charged with a felony,https://clips.twitch.tv/BrightKitschyLegDancingBaby-mMMaVulO7En_zT-t as his Gruppe 6 job is crucial to GAG's income. Despite Zahn advising Gren to snitch, he and Jamal were in disbeliefhttps://clips.twitch.tv/AnnoyingSteamyCodFeelsBadMan-2PNNWb9SClfR7Uau after Gren actually named Jay, Alaska, and Bones as the other members of the heist. Gren then made an attempt to go back on what he said,https://clips.twitch.tv/TastySmokyCoyoteJebaited-HiWuhjWsfRa1RFyb but even with his commendable attempt, there was no other choice than to charge Gren with a felony. Without being read their Miranda rights, Zahn and Jamal were both charged with "impersonating of a government employee," and were both fined $790, along with being sent to prison for 21 months.https://clips.twitch.tv/FilthyPoliteQueleaShadyLulu-Wu-DNe5zGoo8C1j-
===Zahn's Crime with Goofy Ahh Gang===
While Zahn was a part of Goofy Ahh Gang, he was involved in many laundromat heists, and a few cash exchange heists. Zahn showed his skills and value as a criminal multiple times. Zahn has managed to crack the laundromat safe multiple times,https://clips.twitch.tv/ToughFaintWeaselMikeHogu-urOzIr-Ve3Gt8CkW being directly responsible for making himself and GAG thousands of dollars. One of Zahn's most impressive heists was one in which he managed to hack the safe and escape the laundromat in a little over 60 seconds.https://clips.twitch.tv/PeppyRudeHamburgerHeyGuys-ffl28camDlIJcQLJZahn also proved to be instrumental in the greatest heist Los Santos has witnessed to date, since everyone returned to the city. On the night of April 5th, Zahn formulated a genius plan that led to Goofy Ahh Gang's first cash exchange heist to be a wild success, as Zahn exceptionally piloted a helicopter,https://clips.twitch.tv/ShinyWrongPheasantPJSugar-0ffPOfcpVhA2j4VK leaving the cops helpless as they watched Goofy Ahh Gang fly into the sunsethttps://clips.twitch.tv/AlivePlacidPineapplePastaThat-R0q-0BQdyxTKp0Qp with the contents of the cash exchange. Jay Hart then completed Zahn's master plan, as he captained a boat to an island where GAG could triumph in their victory. Thanks to Zahn's plan and leadership, GAG managed to fully escape the authorities with zero faults or casualties. Zahn's plan was so impressive, that the story of the getaway made its way across Los Santos. Once Mickey Sinclaire, the chairman of The Company, got word of Zahn's plan, he immediately gained interest in bringing Zahn back to The Company. It now appears that The Company would be interested in Zahn returning to The Company if he pleased, especially since he is no longer a part of GAG. 
== MDT Profile==
Zahn Zias MDT profile (not 100% up to date)
State ID 	8503 	 	
DNA on file 	4110-1466-4957	 	
Total Charges 	10 	 	
Charges 	
{| class="article-table mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 100%"	Criminal Record	Criminal Record
Third Degree Speeding 	1 	 	
Negligent Driving 	1 	 	
Felony Possession of Marijuana 	1 	 	
Aggravated Petty Robbery 	1 	 	
Felony Obstruction of Justice 	1 	 	
Resisting Arrest 	1 	 	
Disobeying a Peace Officer 	1 	 	
First Degree Speeding 	1 	 	
Impersonation 	1 	 	
Impersonating a Government Employee	1 	 	
==Assets==
Photo 	Description	 	
 	Residence Type: TrailerZahn's trailer was purchased in early February, 2024 for $100,000. The trailer was purchased by Goofy Ahh Gang, and was the gang's headquarters until Zahn was kicked out of GAG on April 15th. Since then, Zahn has owned the trailer by himself. The trailer stores multiple butcoin racks and a PC.
{| class="fandom-table" style="width: 100%;"	Address	Harmony, Route 68,53
Status	Owned 	 	
== Quotes ==
*"Watrrr I do?"
* "NAHHHHH"
* "What the heckington?"
*"Where my hug at?"
*"Hell nah.. he.. he.. hell nah."
*"They say there's many fishes in the sea. They say you've gotta find your special one. I think I've been wrong the whole time. You're just like the others."
*"I have a list. 4 names. Each one of them is promised a bullet."
==Gallery==
File:Zahnbootscar.png| Zahn vandalizing an Infernus in his "Boots" fit
File:Zahn & Zaceed.png|Zahn & Zaceed
File:Gag self ocean dump.png|Zahn and Trae at the bottom of the Alamo Sea following a self ocean dump.
File:Cumpaccino.png|Zahn and Nina on a coffee date.
File:Zinabunsbike.png|Zahn & Nina hangout after their coffee date.
File:Gagmeetingoblock.png|Zahn and the rest of Goofy Ahh Gang have a meeting at O-Block.
File:Zahncool.png|Zahn rests as he waits for a business meeting to commence.
File:Zinacar2.png|Nina offers to give Zahn head in an alleyway.
File:Zahnsad.png|Zahn stoops through a field as he thinks about Swan.
File:Zahntrailer2.png|Zahn lays outside of the Goofy Ahh Gang trailer.
File:Grenni&zahn.png|Grennifer and Zahn outside of the Buns before their laundromat heist.
File:Zahnlaundro.png|Zahn takes a selfie with a hostage during a laundromat heist with GAG.
File:Zahngingatalk2.png|Ginger & Zahn discuss their respective relationship dilemmas with one another.
File:Zwansmash.png|Zahn looks into Swan's eyes before getting his ass beat on top of the Vinewood sign.
File:Zhloe.png|Zahn confesses his feelings to Chloe on the Del Perro pier.
File:Zarchie.png|Zahn and Archie have an intimate conversation on a balcony.
File:Zahncausmash.png|Zahn and Cau on their way to Smash Night.
File:Zahnunclet.png|Zahn tells Uncle T. about his true love, Swan.
File:Zahnshadowgrave.png|Zahn and Jamal mourn Shadow together.
File:Zahn questions gag.png|Zahn questions GAG while impersonating a cop.
File:Zahn and jamal police meeting.png|Zahn and Jamal impersonating police officers.
File:Zahnbeach.png|Zahn rests on Vespucci Beach.
File:Zahndespair.png|Zahn sits atop a bridge in anguish.
File:Zahn jay talk.png|Jay tells Zahn he wants to leave the city.
File:Zahn shot after losing.png|Zahn gets shot after losing the Yu-Gi-Oh tournament.
==Clip References==
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