Brent's Diddy Party Disaster

Brent's Diddy Party Disaster is the first episode of SpongeBob in Cincinnati. In this episode, Brent gets invited to the Diddy party. While things seem fun at first, they quickly get out of hand when secrets are revealed.
==Transcript==
Happy Fourth of July. In loving memory of “Kim Jong Il.” (1941-2011)
*[The episode begins with a shot of Brent’s house.]
*Narrator: Ah, the sea... so fascinating. So wonderful. Here, we see Cincinnati, teeming with life.
*[Cut to a shot of Brent’s house.]
*Narrator: Oh, what’s this?
*Brent: Hey, neighbor!
*LeBron James: Wonderful day out here for basketball, isn’t it?
*Brent: Oh, LeBron! You and your basketball!
*Morty: Are you Brent?
*Brent: Why… yes! Yes I am!
*Morty: That’s great! Cause I’ve got some puss-poundly good news for you!
*Brent: Is my grandpa finally dead?
*Morty: Uh, no.
*Brent: Drat! I was gonna use the money I got off him to make a “Skibidi Toilet” movie.
*Morty: Good luck with that. Anyway, you’ve been invited to P. DIDDY’S DIDDY PARTY!
*Brent: OH MY GOSH REALLY!??!
*Morty: Yes! This is real!
*Israel: WAZZZUP!??!?
*Morty: I wasn’t talking about you, you silly!
*Israel: Oh, sorry.
*[Israel walks up to Palestine.]
*Israel: Hey! Give me your lunch money!
*Palestine: You’re so mean to me!
*[Text appears on screen. The staff of “SpongeBob in Cincinnati” does not support bullying one bit. Bullying is wrong and should not be condoned by anyone. If any country you know is getting bullied, call the number below: 1-800-588-2300.]
*Israel: You know what? You’re right! I’m gonna change my ways!
*[Israel digs into her pocket.]
*Israel: Here!
*[Israel drops all of her bombs.]
*Israel: NO MORE EXPLOSIONS! MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR!
*Palestine: Yeah!
*[Palestine and Israel make out.]
*Brent: I can’t believe I’ve been invited to THE Diddy Party! I’ve been an avid fan of his for years! I’m so excited I could-
*Israel: Ah, ah ah! We’re not making ANY explosions anymore.
*Brent: What! Lame!
*[Transition to the inside of Brent’s house.]
*Brent: Crap! I don’t know what to wear to the Diddy party. I don’t even have any fancy clothes!
*Znail Fail: No fancy clothes, you say?
*Brent: Yeah! Like, none!
*Znail Fail: Not to worry! I know a guy who makes the world’s best suits!
*Brent: Really? And also, how do I even know if a suit is good for the party? And how did you get into my house?!?!
*Znail Fail: Suits are awesome.
*[Znail Fails pulls out a photo of Barney Stinson.]
*Znail Fail: Exhibit A.
*Brent: Wow! That guy’s hot!
*Narrator: And this is what we call “projecting.”
*Brent: Well, I GUESS I can get a suit for the Diddy Party.
*Znail Fail: Great!
*Narrator: Two Very Boring Hours Later…
*[Cut to Windows 8.1’s house.]
*Znail Fail: Windows 8.1, we need you to make a suit for Brent in…
*[Znail Fail checks his watch.]
*Znail Fail: 6 hours.
*Windows 8.1: My production time has gone up sadly. I may take 43 minutes instead.
*Brent: That’s rough, buddy.
*Windows 8.1: Let's see... (He pulls a ruler out, and measures Brent.) Alright. I'll have it ready soon!
*Brent: Gee, thanks!
*Windows 8.1: You’re welcome!
*[Windows 8.1 closes his door and gets to work.]
*Brent: I can’t wait to go to this Diddy party! I mean, what could go wrong?
*[Cut to P. Diddy’s house. We pan from his living room to a painting. The painting is opened up by Diddy, revealing a secret dungeon. P. Diddy ventures down the medieval looking stairs, before reaching a door labeled “Specimens.” Once opened, we see a bunch of young children.]
*P. Diddy: Hello, my darlings.
*Child #1: Are you gonna finally free us like you promised, oh Mister Diddy.
*P. Diddy: How old are you?
*Child #1: Well, I just turned 18-
*P. Diddy: Get out.
*Child #1: Yay!
*[Child #1 leaves.]
*P. Diddy: As for the rest of you…
*[P. Diddy unzips his pants.]
*P. Diddy: Prepare for the time of your life!
*Narrator: Later…
*Brent: Thanks again for the suit, Windows 8.1!
*[Brent closes the door and changes into the suit.]
*Brent: Now, off to the Diddy Party!
*[Transition to P. Diddy’s house.]
*Bouncer: What’s your name.
*Brent: Imgonnaedgeon Brent.
*[The Bouncer checks his list.]
*Bouncer: Alright, you’re good to go.
*[As Brent walks in, we see P. Diddy’s house filled with fun entertainment. There are balls and games everywhere.]
*Brent: Wow! This is awesome!
*[Brent goes into the Bouncy Castle.]
*Drake: Hey, man! You enjoying the party?
*Brent: Hell yeah, I am! This is fantastalicious!
*Drake: Yeah, Diddy knows how to throw a party, right?
*Brent: Oh, for sure! Say, you know where all these awesome games came from?
*[Drake looks around, concerned.]
*Drake: Oh, uh, you know, Diddy has connections. Gets the best stuff for his parties.
*[Wink wink.]
*Brent: Uh, yeah… heh heh.
*Drake: Don’t go lookin’ where you’re not supposed to, alright?
*Brent: Yeah!
*[Brent leaves the Bouncy Castle.]
*Brent: Weird guy.
*[Cut to P. Diddy conversing with Drake.]
*P. Diddy: Well, I’m gonna go take a peek downstairs. Join me when I’m done, alright?
*Drake: Splendid.
*[Brent gets curious and follows P. Diddy. He peeks around a corner and sees Diddy opening a painting in his wall.]
*Brent: What the…
*[Brent leans his ear against the wall, and hears a bunch children.]
*Brent: This place is giving me the creeps. I gotta tell somebody about thi-
*[Brent accidentally runs into Fave’s back.]
*Fave: Hello, little guy! Looking for something…
*MisterObvious: Enjoying the party?
*Nathorix: How’s everyone doing?
*EDP445: What’s up, Brent?
*Evil Kendrick Lamar: Hi, guys!
*Brent: Yipe! Hey guys, I’m just gonna go to the restroom for a second.
*EDP445: Oh, okay! Hey, don’t go looking for any cameras because there aren’t any in there!
*[Cut to Brent in the restroom. He is frozen with shock.]
*Brent: No way... this can’t be real. It’s gotta be some kind of mistake! Maybe I misheard... maybe it’s just a-a misunderstanding? Right? But... what if it’s true? What if Diddy is actually... no, no way! He’s my idol! He can’t be involved in something like this!
*[Brent realizes the truth.]
*Brent: How could he? How could someone I looked up to... how could he do something so disgusting?! There has to be an explanation. Maybe it’s not what it seems. I should confront him, ask him directly. Yeah, that’s it. But why? Why would he do this? Those poor kids... how long has this been going on? I can’t TAKE IT ANYMORE!
*[Brent wipes his face.]
*Brent: Enough is enough. I have had it with this motherFUCKING Diddy with those motherFUCKING children. I need to strap in, cause I’m about to open some fucking windows.
*[Brent opens the bathroom door.]
*Brent: Time to get to the bottom of this!
*Scrapped Part: Parody of the song “Curiosity (Got the Best of Me)” called “Hello Diddy.” I would’ve used it because Fandroid was outed as a predator recently so it kind of fits the theme. My lazy ass did NOT want to write it.
*[Brent enters the dungeon, and walks down the stairs. He opens the door, and finds dozens of Children behind it.]
*Brent: Oh my god... Are you all okay?
*Child #2: Who are you? Are you here to help us?
*Brent: Yes, I'm here to help. My name is Brent. Why are you all here? What's going on?
*Child #3: They... they brought us here. P. Diddy and Drake. They said they were going to take care of us, but...
*Child #4: They... they [Prolonged bleep.]
*Brent: What! I am appalled! This ends now. I'm getting you all out of here.
*[Brent grabs a giant bag.]
*Brent: Here, get in.
*[All the children walk in the giant back. Brent ties it up.]
*Brent: I’ve gotta tread carefully.
*Drake (outside): Did you hear something?
*P. Diddy (outside) I don't know. Let's check downstairs, just to be sure.
*Brent: Shit!
*[Drake and P. Diddy walk in. They see Brent with a giant giant bag.]
*Drake: Looks like someone got too curious, huh?
*Brent: I can explain! I was just, uh… fixing the crack in this wall! Y’know, so police don’t get in?
*Drake: Oh, okay. You’re good to go!
*[Drizzy and Diddy go back upstairs.]
*Brent: Phew! And, hey! I can use the crack to escape!
*[Brent runs through the crack, but the bag rips.]
*Brent: Uh oh.
*[Drake comes back in.]
*Drake: What was tha-
*[Drake sees Brent and the children escaping.]
*Drake: What the-GET HIM!
*[Diddy and his guards come down.]
*Brent: Yipe! How am I gonna get myself out of this one?
*[Cut to Coiny and Pin.]
*frameless
*Coiny: I got this girl and she wants me to duke her I told her I'd come scoop her around eight, she said-
*Pin: Super!
*Coiny: That sounds great! Shorty girl's a trooper no matter what I need her to do, she be like-
*Pin: Super!
*Brent: Hey, Coiny and Pin from Battle for Dream Island!
*Pin: Hello! What is up?
*Brent: I need some help getting out of here with 26 children. Drake and P. Diddy had them kidnapped in their secret dungeon.
*Coiny: That’s no good. Thankfully we brought the Mystery Machine.
*[The three and the 26 children get in the Mystery Machine and drive off.]
*Brent: I can't believe we made it out of there!
*Pin: Is everyone okay? You are safe now.
*[The children nod, free from the chains of Diddy and Drizzy.]
*Brent: Do you think they'll come after us?
*Coiny: Oh yeah, totally. Diddy and Drizzy won’t let this go down easily.
*Pin: We need to find a safe place to lay low until we figure out our next move.
*[The Mystery Machine suddenly swerves.]
*Coiny: What was that?!
*Pin: Look!
*[It’s revealed that Diddy has set up a roadblock.]
*Brent: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side!
*[Pause.]
*Brent: Oh wait, wrong title. It’s a Trap!
*Pin: What are we going to do?
*Coiny: I got this.
*[Coiny drives the Mystery Machine off a cliff, into the ocean below. Everything goes into slow-motion.]
*Brent: What the hell, Coiny! Wait, why are we still at regular speed?
*Coiny: I knew this would happen! Now this gives us more time to think.
*Pin: Think quick! We are heading straight for the ocean!
*Coiny: Alright, alright. Here’s the plan. We get JESUS to bestow his powers onto this car so we can drive on the water.
*Pin: That is not going to work. How do we even get Jesus’ attention?
*Coiny: This thing!
*[Choir plays. Shot of a Ouija Board.]
*Coiny: Okay, Pin, we need to concentrate. Jesus, if you’re out there, we could really use your help right now!
*Pin: Is this really going to work?
*Coiny: Just keep trying. JESUS WE SUMMON YOU!!
*[The Ouija Board starts moving on its own. It spells out “HELP.”]
*Coiny: It’s working! Jesus has heard our message!
*Pin: This is FUN-Believeable.
*[Suddenly, a bright light appears outside of the Mystery Machine.]
*LightBulb: Hello!
*[Not that bright light, you idiot! Jesus.]
*Jesus (voice): FEAR NOT, MY CHILDREN!
*[Jesus noclips into the Van, still moving in slow motion.]
*Jesus: I heard your call for help. What seems to be the trouble, my children?
*Coiny: Jesus, we’re about to fall in the ocean and DIE! Could you save us?
*[Cut to Coiny & Pin in front of a heart background, split in half with colors representing them.]
*Coiny & Pin: Please?
*Jesus: Of course, my children. Hold on tight.
*[Jesus does a bunch of ala-kazam magic stuff. The van can now drive on Water. No longer in Slow-Motion by the way.]
*Pin: This is INCREDIBLE!!
*Jesus: Remember, my children, in times of trouble, just call my cell next time. My number is “333.”
*Coiny: Thanks, Jesus!
*Jesus: You’re welcome. And remember: All toasters toast toast!
*[Jesus disappears.]
*Pin: I can not believe that worked.
*Coiny: Yeah, I don’t either.
*[The Van passes by an Island, which they park on.]
*Brent: Oh no! We’re no way close to home! How are we gonna get back?
*[Closing shot of the Island from above.]
*Narrator: And so, they learned to function as a society. And eventually, they were rescued by oh, let’s say: Moe.
*[END.]
==Trivia==
===References===
*The entire plot of the episode is based off of recent allegations regarding P. Diddy.
*The character of Brent's name is a reference to an inside joke in the "Retro Dev" Discord server.
*The episode being dedicated to Kim Jong Il is a reference to the 2012 movie, "The Dictator."
*Brent saying "Why… yes! Yes I am!" is a reference to the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Imitation Krabs."
*"Puss-poundly good news" refers to a Twitter post by "theatomreview."
*Israel bullying Palestine is a satirization of something you shouldn't satirize: The Israeli–Palestinian conflict. (Specifically the more recent phase, the Israel–Hamas war.)
**Israel saying "WAZZUP?!?!?" in her introduction is also a reference to a Budweiser beer commercial.
**Apparently, the Text that appears on screen during this segment is supposed to reminiscent of a scene in BFDIA 5a. This doesn't make any sense.
***The phone number in this text, "1-800-588-2300" is the phone number used by Empire Today.
*Znail Fail and Windows 8.1's appearances are a reference to a prior Then bends work, "Gang$ta SpongeBob."
**Znail Fail saying "Exhibit A" with the photo of Barney Stinson in this segment is also a reference to a quote Barney often said on the show.
*The narrator saying that Then bends is "projecting" is self-referential humor, as Then bends doesn't really know what the hell he is right now.
*Brent says "Gee, thanks" as not only a response, but also due to the fact that this phrase has become somewhat common in Then bends' works. (A scene in "The Rabs Awards" shows an example of its recurring usage.)
*The "Two Very Boring Hours Later…" time card is a reference to a time card used in the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Tunnel of Glove."
*P. Diddy's dungeon door in which children are kept behind being labeled "Specimens" is supposed to be reminiscent of a line said by Sandy Cheeks in the "The Mr. Rabs Show" episode, "I'm Your Biggest Rabsatic."
*The party being described as having "Balls and games" is a reference to an Urban Dictionary definition of a Diddy Party.
*Brent saying the party is "fantastalicious" is a reference to how Then bends' described his production, "Mold Mario."
*Drake (along with Fave, MisterObvious, Nathorix, EDP445 and Evil Kendrick Lamar) are all at the party due to being child predators.
*Brent's line "Enough is enough. I have had it with this motherFUCKING Diddy with those motherFUCKING children. I need to strap in, cause I’m about to open some fucking windows." is a reference to the 2006 film, "Snakes on a Plane."
*The scrapped parody of "Curiosity (Got the Best of Me)" would have been included due to the person behind Fandroid being outed as a supposed child predator. This was scrapped because I was too lazy.
*The "Prolonged bleep" is supposed to reminiscent of multiple prior Then bends works, specifically works post-"The Rabs Awards," as starting with that episode, bleeps have become more common in Then bends' works.
*Brent saying "I am appalled!" is a reference to a line said by Clock in BFB 1.
*Pin and Coiny's introduction is a reference to the somewhat infamous "Supa!" animation meme which gained popularity in 2022.
*The Mystery Machine is from Scooby Doo.
*Brent saying "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side!" and then "It's a Trap!" are both references to episodes of Family Guy.
*Pin saying that summoning Jesus with a Ouija Board is "FUN-Believeable" is a reference to the SpongeBob episode with the same name.
*Lightbulb appearing after the phrase "a bright light" is uttered in brackets is a reference to Inanimate Insanity's second season, in which Lightbulb's team name is "The Bright Lights."
*Pin & Coiny saying "Please?" is a reference to the 2005 Anime, "Onegai! My Melody."
*Jesus' phone number being "333" is a reference to the Bible, a book Then bends has not read.
*Jesus saying that "All toasters toast toast!" is a reference to a line said by Mario in the 1994 video game "Hotel Mario."
*The ending line is a reference to the "The Simpsons" episode, "Das Bus."