D'oh Canada/Quotes

:Marge: You can't keep my daughter... she's the heart & soul of this family.
:Bart: Hey, what am I?
:Homer: You're the spleen. We don't know what it does and we don't care.
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:Kent Brockman: Local smarty-pants Lisa Simpson has been abducted by America's Ned Flanders to the North, Canader. Here in Springfield, reactions to Lisa's loss have been loud and uninformed.
:Lenny: Lisa was the moral sadder of this town. Now it's Barney who knows nothing!
:Barney: Except, it is a purpose of government to see that not only the legitimate interest to the few that are protected, but the rights of many are concerned.
:Moe: Shut your gibber hole! (Hits Barney with a pool stick, Barney is knocked unconscious)
:Dewey Largo: (at musical class during rehersal) Uh, she was the only one of this band worth a tinker's damn. (Everybody moans, Mr. Largo stares at students) Oh, come on! You know you all stink! We've been working on the same song for 30 years!
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