Confronting Maroon Jr./Going After Miss Nurse, Jessebelle, Derek, Bartok, and the Fearsome Four

(Later at night, the group drove their car to Maroon Studios and parked in an alleyway near the back entrance)
Dot: Let's forget it.
Yakko: What if there's nobody there?
(The group, except Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, exited the car)
Roger: Let's forget it. There's nobody here.
Valiant: Is that it, or are you scared?
Roger: [Getting out of the car.] Plplpllllease! Me scared? Don't be ridiculous. <Chatter Chatter> When you called Maroon, you told him you had the will, but you don't. When he finds out, he's going to be mad. He might try to kill ya. [Puts his back against the wall.]
Valiant: I can handle a Hollywood cream puff. I just don't want the odds to change. You cover my back. If you hear or see anything, beep the horn twice.
Roger: Yeah. That's it. Beep the horn twice. Cover your back. Boy, I'm ready. Dukes set, eyes peeled, ears to the ground. [A frying pan is held above his head from behind him.] Why, nobody gets the drop on Roger Rabbit! <Bang!> Brrrrrhhhh!
[Roger is dragged off behind the wall. Meanwhile Maroon is waiting in his office looking very nervous. Valiant creeps up behind him and taps him on the shoulder.]
Maroon: Eeeegh!
Valiant: What's up, Doc? [Mocking Bugs Bunny from Warner Bros. ]
Maroon: Valiant, what are you trying to do, give me a heart attack?!
Valiant: You need a heart before you can have an attack.
Maroon: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got the will?
Valiant: Sure. [Briefly shows a bit of paper] I got the will. Question is, do you have the way? Cause I can tell you now, it ain't gonna come cheap.
Maroon: You've got a lot of brass coming up here by yourself.
Valiant: Who said I'm here by myself?
[Roger is thrown unconscious into the boot of a car by Jessica. She puts the frying pan in her handbag like a cartoon of Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Tinker Bell, Tweety, Alice in Wonderland, Cinderella, Snow white and the Seven Dwarfs, Betty Boop & Sleeping Beauty....]
Maroon: Okay, hardcase. How much?
Valiant: Give a girl a chance to think. Let's see. Your take is three and a half million dollars..
Maroon: Let me see that will.
Valiant: I told ya, I got it.
Maroon: I wanna see it now!... [Grabs it from inside Valiant's jacket.] 'How do I love thee, Let me count the ways?' This supposed to be a joke? [Stuffs it in Valiant's belt.]
Valiant: No! This is. [Sprays soda in his eyes, punches him and points his own gun at him] Get up.
Maroon: What are ya gonna do to me, Valiant?
Valiant: I'm going to listen to you spin the Cloverleaf scenario. The story of greed, sex and murder. And the parts that I don't like, I'm going to edit out.
Maroon: You've got it all wrong! I'm a cartoon maker, not a murderer!
Valiant: Everybody's got to have a hobby.
[He puts Maroons tie in the editing machine and turns it on pulling Maroon's face closer.]
Maroon: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! The truth is, I had a chance to sell my studio, but Cloverleaf wouldn't buy my property unless Acme sold them his. The stubborn bastard wouldn't sell, so I was going to blackmail Acme with pictures of him and the rabbit's wife. Blackmail, that's all. I've been around toons all my life. I didn't want to see them destroyed!
Valiant: Toons destroyed? Why?
Maroon: If I tell ya, I'm a dead man.
Valiant: You're a dead man if you don't tell me.
Maroon: Unless Acme's will shows by midnight tonight, Toontown's going to be land for the free- [Pistol Possum is a projector]
[At that moment, Valiant sees the reflection of a gun in one of the pictures in the wall. It fires and Maroon cries out.]
Maroon: Arrrggh!
[Valiant dives for cover behind the sofa and the bullets slam into it. When the gunfire stops Valiant looks at Maroon to see him dead with three bullet holes in his back. He looks out of window and sees Jessica running off. As he leaves the building she drives a car past him.]
Valiant: ROGER!
[He takes chase in his car and his headlights light up a sign for Toon Town. Valiant continues to follow but as the car disappears into the tunnel leading to Toon Town, Valiant stops unwilling to follow. As he stares at the tunnel he is filled with a new resolve. He throws his gun onto the seat next to him and unpacks a case. Inside is a Toon gun from Yosemite Sam is Warner Bros. Valiant takes it out and admires it. Next he lifts up a flap to reveal six Toon bullets.]
Bullet #1: What in Sam Hill?
Bullet #2: Eddie Valiant! Well, you're a sight for sore eyes.
Bullet #3: I ain't seen you for nigh onto five years!
Bullet #2: Where've you been?
Valiant: Drunk. Feeling frisky tonight, fellas?
Bullets: Yeah!
Valiant: Let's go.
Bullets: Yahoo!
(The toon bullets load themselves. Cloud is about to take a drink when he pours the drink away. He throws the bottle and shoots a toon bullet at it is Indian bullet. He then drives down the tunnel)
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