The Infinity Spaghetti Man's Rampage

He has gained Godhood, truly, thusly, he has decided to tear The Outerverse to shreds to find The YEET. Along with slaughtering him. Then steal his crown as The God of Memes. He has dethroned The YEET's hold on him. Severely weakening The Yeet. This page is to detail his war with THE YEET. For The Fate of The Omniverse.
- Notes from Underversal News
* Errortale and any traces of it have been decimated. Error's corpse was left behind. Strangely, there was no identifiable marks on it. He simply died.
* Alphatale and any traces of it have been eliminated as well. Same way as Errortale.
* ALPHA404 FANON entered another battle with The Infinity Spaghetti Man. ISM has revealed a new form. ALPHA404 was saved by Gary Sue.
* The Infinity Spaghetti Man has killed Gary Sue. Trust in ISM has decreased by 87%. 59% of The Underverse's Population believes that we should attempt to defeat him.
*The Infinity Spaghetti Man is rallying his forces. The Star Sanses have tried to stop them, only Ending in their demise.
*Positivity has decreased by 75%. Nightmare has been uncorrupted and taken up the role of "Complete Emotional Guardian."
*Current Casualty count: 496146
*New Casualty Count: 91,293,429
*Nightmare is rallying any forces he can to try and defeat ISM
*X-Gaster and Abysstale Gaster have attempted to stop him to no avail.
*Infected Has been killed.
*Public Trust in ISM has become nonexistent. However, Cults have formed. Assuming that he is there to deliver them to The True Multiverse.
*Golden Ralsei is forming an OP squad of OPness to try and stop ISM.
*ISM's Cults grow stronger. More are joining, as people notice that he spares the cults.
*Possible Spaghetti Brother declares he is Straight. The Multiverse is Truly screwed.
*The only things left behind in the destroyed AUs are Supermassive black holes.
*Supermassive black holes form into a GODLY BLACK HOLE
*Godly Black Hole begins destroying AUs entirely with it's pull.
*ALPHA404 FANON has sacrificed himself to destroy The Godly Black hole.
*New Casualty Count: ???, Assumedly in The Quadrillions upon Quadrillions upon Quadrillions.
*ISM has declared an ultimatum, bow down and accept him as The Replacement of THE YEET, or die.
*THE YEET has made a rallying claim, telling all able-bodied enough to stop ISM.
*It appears that Golden Sans has witnessed The OmegaZOMGfinity Puns Man himself thwarting Golden Ralsei's plans through attempting to rally all remaining OP Characters to ISM's side by speaking the language of puns 
*THE YEET is creating a machine to fuse him, Hypo YEET, Coffee sans, ABSOLUTE CRINGE, and Gabe together to create the most powerful meme
*Meta has entered his hypothetical form and rallied each and every fandom together. They are off in search of the ISM
*Rumors have sprouted that Gary Sue is secretly alive those these rumors haven’t been proven.
*Hypo Yeet has defeated a 4th of ISM’s army and is trying to find the ANNOYING DOG.
*The True Dog has been killed
*The 4th breaker squad has been killed
*Golden Ralsei has been killed
*The Forgotten One has destroyed the limit but died shortly after by the ISM himself
*The Origin (undertale) has been evacuated to an unknown area
*All Conceptual Entities and gods have been enslaved or killed.
*I have intervened to temporarily limit the ISM to a random omniverse and have evacuated all of my creations to the same are as the origin
*The YEET has yote a ps5 WiFi router and an Xbox series x mini fridge out into the fandom
*Infinitey Code has been broken out of their prison, but has been subdued by The OmegaZOMGfinity Puns Man into serving the ISM
*There are rumors being spread around the cults that The Annoying Dog is getting frustrated by the knitting process, and must be distracted as long as possible.
*The Omni Communist has forced everything communist to serve ISM
*ISM has broken his bonds and is searching for something.
*DarknessReaper has been taken over by their little brother and is now serving ISM.
*ISM has temporarily made The OmegaZOMGfinity Puns Man The Main Leader of his forces, putting as much Effort as possible into finding whatever it is he is searching for.
*Steve has joined ISM's forces.
*The FANON have joined the resistance and are currently searching for he thing ISM is searching for to protect it with no luck.
*ERROR 32 and Glitch 708 have formed a romantic relationship
*Hypothetical TNT Yeeter’s roblox account has come to this fandom to purge it of ISM. He has slain 1/6 of ISM’s forces.
*The ISM has found the area where he origin is. Every one of my creations has tried and failed to fight him off.
*Coffee Sans and Gabe have sacrificed themselves to set ISM back. The YEET and Hypo YEET fusion is the last one left standing and they are in an epic battle.
*A tear into the internet has opened. ISM’s forces are distracted and the annoying dog has noticed. He seems to have gone into the internet however. No one knows what he’s doing.
* Omni-Glitch FANON Has been struck down
* A fictional, more powerful Inverted!Sans tried to seal him in reversed bones, but he is now dead with gaster screaming at his corpse.
*ISM has slain The Fusion of The Hypo YEET and The YEET! All hope is seemingly lost, as He and his forces approach The Meme Zone. The remaining survivors hide out in The Daily Pocket Dimension.
*The YEET is revealed to be alive 
*The ISM’s forces have destroyed the origin, the fandom is collapsing!
*The YEET has used THE INTERNET BOMB and shattered the mind of nearly all of ISM’s forces to the point where they cease to exist. Morale has gone up significantly.
*The ISM has replenished his forces and has sent half of them to the resistance base.
*GAMER GOD escaped and killed the Omni communist at the cost of him own life
*The YEET and ISM are engaging in an epic final battle and The YEET seems to be losing
*Somoen has uncovered the truth of ISM’s rampage and has spread his knowledge. A few believe him yet he will be burned at the stake tonight.
*The YEET got the upper hand on The ISM and began brutally beating him. His torturous screams echoed throughout the fabric of the fandom. Unfortunately the ISM pushed back and just barely killed the YEET.
*Scammer Sans tried to scam ISM but was beaten to death with the scam shield
*The YEET has retreated to The Meme Zone, rallying what's left of his forces to attack ISM, and rallying the best healers to try and heal him for another fight.
*ISM is marching on the capital of The Meme Zone! Most of it has been destroyed. A very weakened YEET has rallied The Forces of his own that remain, Zero Lockdown's, Infinitey Code's, and everything that remains in existence to try and fight off ISM. ISM's cults grow ever stronger. The Final Battle for The Fate of The Outerverse...
*An unknown being is fighting Ultimate sans, omni-glitch sans (fanon), OMNI-GOD TEMMIE, steve, and all of ISM allies, not including the cults
Is about to begin.
The Battle shall not be held here, but on another page. Then.. The END... Is near.
-The Daily Bugle
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* Our very own Editor-in-Chief, J. Jonah Jameson has joined The Existential Rallying Call. He has ordered we report on the situation. Our main reporter, Peter Parker, has gone to report.
*J. Jonah Jameson has been weakened, and crippled.
*J. Jonah has made a Refuge in The Daily Pocket Dimension for anyone to be safe from ISM's rampage.
*All News Organizations and Military Forces have teamed up to interview and attempt and combat ISM
*The Galactic Empire has used The Death Star on ISM, only for him to block it with a finger, then deflect it, destroying The Space Station.
*Morale for the war against ISM has gone down tremendously.
*The Hypo Yeet has been killed. The Fusion Machine The YEET was working on has been destroyed by Omni-Glitch!Sans (Fanon)
*Hypo YEET has been revived by the YEET and they have fused to create a very powerful entity.
*Pizza Time! Our reporter Peter Parker has gotten us all massive amounts of pizza to try and lift the mood. Pizza is being distributed inside The Daily Pocket Dimension. Where he got all the pizza? No one knows.
*At this point, there are so many casualties have reached a point where the number exceeds the page. It is about the equivilent to yes x ten million
*MINE DIAMONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL MINE THEMMMMMM SO FAR I'VE GOT 2!!!!!!!
*ALPHA404 just go revived by- huh? AAAAAAAAAAA news broken
*Peter Parker here, Our Newspaper writer was killed in the insuing battle. However, I got out alive. So I'll be writing from here on.
*He was revived by G-Man from The Half-Life Universe, however, The OmegaZOMGfinity Puns Man killed G-Man in a short battle afterwards.
*God Papyrus is trying to resurrect people from the dead, to help us in our conflict. 
*Zero Lockdown ("The Ultimate Ally of The Undertale Fandom") and Infinitey Code (The Ultimate Enemy of the Undertale Fandom) have formed a temporary alliance to try and stop ISM.
-THE SWAMP
*Somebody once told us, the world really needs us! Shrek and Shaggy have answered the call! For good? for evil? Who knows!
*The Meme Armies are preparing to fight against ISM, but some have their doubts.
*The Weegee Army is Mobilizing Against ISM. Weegee has entered his God Weegee form in Preparation.
*MLG and YTP have formed a Temporary Alliance to battle ISM and his armies.
*Shaggy has released Matt's Seal. Matt is now at full power, and completely unsuppressed.
*3/4rds of The Meme Army has defected and slaughtered most of their commanders. Big Chungus, SANESSSS, Thanos, Donkey, and many others have been killed by this purging.
*Matt has been struck down by an unknown entity at the cost of their own life
* QWERTY has found the two memed consoles and turned into GAMER GOD. He has destroyed all ISM cults.
*As it turns out, More Cults had been hiding in secrecy. They have captured The GAMER GOD and used dimensions and time screwing to torture him until he joins The side of ISM.
*Possible Spaghetti Brother has somehow escaped the Omniverse and is now outside of everything.
*steve is dead
*wait how the heck is steve alive
It seems everything has gone as foreseen. Your compliance is welcome ISM however there is still work to be done. Find the origin and destroy it. You know what to do from there.
-??? ????
- The Spaghetti News Foundation
* Our Lord and Savior Comedytale Papyrus shall free us all from The Tyranny of The YEET!
* Any whom submit to him shall be spared.
* Our armies grow. We have conquered and made all Joke Characters other than a few pocketful join us! Such as, Ultimate Sans, Omni-Glitch!Sans (Fanon), and OMNI-GOD TEMMIE
* Whatever you do, do not bring the attention of The Annoying Dog to our cause, else The OmegaZOMGfinity Puns Man will see to it that you will be in a hell full of puns
*Something horrible has happened. The FANON have defected and formed into an army by the resistance. If you see anything let us know instantly!
*one of our commanders has fallen and we are working on reviving him
*OMNI-GOD TEMMIE HAS DEFECTED. What a disgrace
*It is thought that a spy is among us. Watch out and eject any imposters
*Infinty Fanon Has defected to our side. Quite clever.
*We have returned, our brothers and sisters. The time is near, the time of salvation!
*We are so close to victory, power forward!
*AAAAAAAAAAAAA
*The spaghetti factory has been build, ISM is getting more omni-powerful cheers
*Warning warning, the spaghetti factory has been destroyed I repeat the spaghetti factory has been destroyed
*ALPHA404 FANON has been revived and something is wrong with him, he's fighting the allies of ISM and he seems to have more powers than before, we're not sure how to defeat this ALPHA404 FANON, if anyone knows, tell us immediately.
*The Spaghetti Factory has been rebuilt, and more have been made.
Yes...very good. You are close ISM. The Origin is within your grasp. Destroy it. You know what to do from there.
-??? ????
No, distractions. To the meme zone. RELEASE ME!
-??? ?????????? ??
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