WarJammin'/Darn Trucks...

(The episode starts with an overhead view of the camp before zooming in, where the group is eating a few vegetables while sitting on a table)
Cameron: I seriously wonder why the people here would abandon this camp, it's nice, it has crops, and it's just overall a good place, right?
(Everyone in the group stares at Cameron deadpan before returning to their salads, except for Danny)
Danny: YES....IT IS VERY NICE, BUT THERE'S SCARCE TECHNOLOGY AND WEAPON RESOURCES, MEANING THAT IT WOULD BE THE END FOR US IF WE EVER GET SPOTTED.
Cameron: I guess that makes sense...Talking about that, I was thinking of scouting the area to look for enemy forces! Anyone wanna come with me?
(Everyone in the group stares deadpan at Cameron again and returns to their salads without saying a word)
Cameron: *mutters* Great, you stow away on a plane once and then you're the bad guy...
(Danny finishes his salad and stands up)
Danny: I WISH TO HELP YOU OUT, MY COMRADE.
Cameron: *gulp* G-Great! Why don't we go right now?
(Cameron and Danny set out and leave the camp, make a small defense around the camp and start looking for enemy forces)
Danny: SO....WHAT A NICE DAY WE HAVE HERE!
Cameron: Yeah, yeah, nice day...
Danny: UMM....I HAVE A SMALL QUESTION, COMRADE CAMERON.
Cameron: What is it?
Danny: WHY ARE THE OTHERS IGNORING YOU SO MUCH RECENTLY...
Cameron: *gulp* Errr...I don't know, hehehe....I-I guess just war does things like that.
Danny: I SUPPOSE....I MEAN, WAR HAS HAD A SIMILAR EFFECT TO MY OLD COMRADES.
Cameron: *thinking* As long as he doesn't find out, he won't kick my ass.
(The duo is alerted when they see a truck holding weapons being driven in the distance until they run out of fuel and send some soldiers to look for more)
Cameron: Oh no....As soon as they find that fuel and get driving again....
Danny: WE NEED TO STOP THAT TRUCK! LET'S GO!
Cameron: DANNY, NO! That truck is surrounded by enemy forces, if you go there like that, they'll kick your ass!
Danny: YOU'RE RIGHT....SORRY THERE, DEAR COMRADE.
Cameron: No problem, we just need to find a way to distract them! And I have just the plan...
(Cameron starts throwing pebbles to try and distract the soldiers but they just stay there ignoring the pebbles)
Cameron: Okay, that didn't work....Now what?
Danny: I HAVE AN IDEA, ONE OF US DISTRACTS THEM WHILE THE OTHER SNEAKS UP AND USES THE TRUCK AGAINST THEM.
Cameron: Well, I can't think of anything else so let's go with that!
(Cameron starts distracting the guards while Danny slowly gets inside the truck and starts looking for the keys)
Soldier #1: Hey it's one of the guys from the plane!
Soldier #2: Yeah, he's the sneaky lil' bastard...Y'know, the one who--
Cameron: *gulp* S-Shut up and catch me! God, you guys are the dumbest soldiers EVER!
Soldier #1: *shrugs* Whatever you say.
(Soldier #1 fires a taser at Cameron and makes him fall to the ground)
Cameron: Not a good idea...
Soldier #1: He didn't really put up much of a fight...
Soldier #2: He's just a petty little stowaway, what did ya expect?
(The soldiers start laughing and Danny hears the revelation that Cameron is a stowaway before looking at the keys for the truck and sighing)
Soldier #1: Now let's just finish ya off--
(The soldier is interrupted when Danny runs over the guards with the truck and knocks them out)
Cameron: L-Look Danny, i'm sorry for lying but it's just that--
Danny: MY...*cough* *cough*....My appearance, right?
Cameron: Y-Yes...
Danny: I know i'm kind of intimidating....Many people avoid me for that, few people in my country actually talked to me and befriended me....One of them was my now-wife....I was actually going to see her until the plane crashed and all that....
Cameron: W-Wow dude....are you alright there?
Danny: Yes I am....Look, i'm sorry for intimidating you....I'm not gonna kill you.
Cameron: Thanks alot, Danny.....Y'know, when you said our base had no defenses....Maybe we could use this truck to our advantage!
Danny: Great ide—I mean....GREAT IDEA, COMRADE CAMERON!
Cameron: Now that's the Danny I know! Let's take this baby home!
(The duo returns to the camp with the truck and take out the weapons, which they put in a small shed that was originally an armory)
Cameron: See? Now this camp looks SLIGHTLY more complete!
(Everyone looks deadpan at Cameron again but after a while they actually smile)
Cameron: *mutters* Finally.
(Credits roll)
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