Looney Park

== BEGIN PROFILE: ==
Subject: Looney Park is anomalous location accessible from 
the former location of the coastal amusement park known as [REDACTED]. 
First G.U.F.F. sighting was thirty days after [REDACTED] park’s 
destruction within a hurricane. Local mythologizing perhaps suggests ''
Subject
 appears to be accessible from a very specific path within the ruins of 
the original park. Other routes of access to that space lead only to 
more ruins, suggesting a spatial anomaly. Area is perpetually nocturnal 
even when external environment is otherwise in daylight, creating the 
appearance of a sunset the closer one steps on the past towards entry 
gates.''
All areas of the park require tokens for payment; 
including the gate. Token exchangers accept any form of payment for the 
purpose of purchasing tokens, though the price of the item used as 
payment compared to the tokens dispensed varies between items, with corn
 syrup being deemed as the most efficient on a cost level.''
The
 area is a theme park on aseries of massively sized piers over 
anomalously luminescent water. Water exhibited no changes when taken out
 of the park, tests showed water as chemically identical to 
non-anomalous water.''
Archetecture exhibits characteristics 
of amusement part and novelty archetecture of the late 19th/early 20th 
century, but making use of anomalous spatial and physical properties, 
designed in ways that have been determined physically impossible in 
photographic analysis by G.U.F.F. engineers. Designs have been compared 
to Winsor McCay by multiple members of the G.U.F.F.''
More
 investigation pending, given the massive number of anomalous phenomenae
 residing in this location and the amount of such phenomena appearing to
 be mobile, alongside rumored secondary entry points. and promotional 
flyer by seeming originating company; listed as Carnival Infinite; that 
includes mention of “And Come Visit Our Over [REDACTED] Other 
Locations!“''Redacted not added by G.U.F.F., appeared that way on the original pamphlet
== Author Commentary ==
This is probably gonna be showing up more than once here, cause there’s a lot of stuff in there to explore!
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