BtC1 Archive (Thread 1)

The first four threads of the original Break the Chest game have been wiped, with every post having been edited to only say "Housekeeping". However, by using the Thread History feature and looking through the version history of individual posts, one can view the contents of these posts from before they were deleted.
To make it easier to access relevant information about the game, and because Forums are supposedly scheduled to be retired soon, the updates from the original game have been archived here. This page contains an archive of all updates from Thread 1 of Break the Chest.
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NOTE: This thread has been closed due to having 100+ replies. The new thread can be found here (I know that Hackey already posted that link with his reply, but I wanted to post here so that players won't waste their time looking for the new thread)
It's a normal day in the Geometry Dash forum. Until a mysterious chest has appeared! It draws attention everywhere, with everyone's desire for the item inside it. Players must compete to gain the item for their own!
Rules:
The game is similar to Destroy the Godmodder, except that he isn't there this time.
1) After you destroyed all the chests, more chests will appear.
2) You start with a Scanbot: A robot that can scan the item inside the chest, in order to check if the item is disguised as a dangerous item or not. The Scanbot can't be attacked.
3) When a chest is broken open, you must state what will you do with the item.
4) If you suspect something wrong with the item, do something like "throw it away" in order to stop the item from harming you.
5) Each player starts with 100 HP, they can gain more HP if they use a specific item.
6) Players can attack each other, the survivor will claim the chest on their own (Like killing the person who break the chest).
7) An item's quality range from 1-10 stars, the more stars it has, the more useful or dangerous it is.
8) A chest will have its own HP, depending on what it's made of.
9) If you deal too much damage, the item inside the chest is destroyed, too.
10) Players can revive each other with a specific item. Players can also revives their companions.
11) Inside the chest can be a usable item, a weapon, or even an orb sealing a great companion or a dangerous enemy!
12) Enemies can appear (They won't deal too much damage, unless it's a boss)
13) There are bosses! Fortunately, they only appears when you smash a sealing orb. You'll get a 10 star item and many basic items like a healing potion.
14) Enemies don't need to be killed, you can spare them by doing appropriate actions (Like feeding a slime with something) and they'll join your side as a companion! (Inspired by Undertale).
15) You can use a key to instantly open the chest without breaking it. Example: Opening a Golden Chest with a Golden Key.
16) Bureaucrats, admins and moderators deal more damage than a normal player, from the weakest to the strongest: Normal user, moderator, admin, bureaucrat.
17) NO DOUBLE POSTING.
18) Upgrading: You'll need a base weapon and some materials in order to upgrade it into a more powerful weapon.
Sorry for too many rules, But I hope I've covered everything! If you think I'm missing something, you can ask me, I'll update the OP.
Let's start! The first chest is a simple Wooden Chest (100/100)<ac_metadata title="Break the Chest!"> </ac_metadata>
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"Hackey5 kicks the Wooden Chest"
The power of the Bureaucrat instantly breaks the Chest! You got a Life Crystal! (1 Star)
Hackey's Scanbot scans it, it's not disguised as a dangerous object. You decides to use it.
Description: Increases your max HP by 100.
Hackey's max HP is increased by 100! (200/200)
"I bash up the chest with a baseball bat"
The chest is already broken!
2 Chests appeared!
2 Green Slimes appeared! 
Green Slime A (100/100) 
Green Slime B (100/100)
Reminder: You don't have to kill them, if you do appropriate actions to befriend it, they'll become your companions (When they're companions, they're under your command)
The first chest is an Iron Chest (500/500)
The second one is a Silver Chest (1500/1500)
The Battlefield:
Green Slime A (100/100)
Green Slime B (100/100)
Iron Chest (500/500)
Silver Chest (1500/1500)
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"I killed everyone"
ERROR: You can't do that!
"Shan rusts the iron chest with an O2 canister"
500 Damage! The Iron Chest is broken! You got 5 Life Potions! (1 Star)
Shan's Scanbot scans the Life Potions, they're not disguised as dangerous items. You decide to keep them.
Description: Can be used to revive a dead player, or fully heal a player.
The two slimes attack NerdyMSP! 12 damage!
The Battlefield (Overworld, Day):
Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (200/200)
NerdyMSP (78/100)
Shan5481 (100/100)
Green Slime A (100/100)
Green Slime B (100/100)
Silver Chest (1500/1500)
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"shan tarnishes silver chest with hydrogen sulfide, shan feeds both slimes.. er whatever slimes eat"
1500 damage! The Silver Chest is broken! You got 4 Life Crystals! (1 star)
Shan's Scanbot detects no signs of Life Crystals being heart-shaped bombs.
Shan's Max HP increased by 400!
You fed both slimes with some pork (Slimes absorbs meat)
The slimes are now your companions! (Lvl 1)
Tip: Companions can level up. Also companions will follow your commands.
"i killed shan, took the chest"
ERROR: State how you attack him (Like punching or kicking).
"my things are actually sciencey XXD. im such a nerd. wait u killed me... ;("
Don't worry, you are not dead.
"hmph. a life potion breaks on me as it falls onto me. unfortunately some additional ones break also. then i kill zombiz for killing me".
As a response to your previous post: You are not dead. So none of these happened.
Reminder: NO POSTING TWICE IN A ROW. But only posts with actions are counted as a post. 
3 Chests appeared!
3 Blue Slimes appeared!
The first chest is another Silver Chest (1500/1500)
The second chest is a Gold Chest (4500/4500)
The third chest is a Platinum Chest (5500/5500)
The Battlefield (Overworld, Day):
Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (200/200)
NerdyMSP (78/100)
Shan5481 (500/500)
Blue Slime A (200/200)
Blue Slime B (200/200)
Blue Slime C (200/200)
Shan's Green Slime A (Lvl 1) (200/200)
Shan's Green Slime B (Lvl 1) (200/200)
Silver Chest (1500/1500)
Gold Chest (4500/4500)
Platinum Chest (5500/5500)
2 rounds until night!
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"shan feeds all slimes more pork. then eats some himself. tarnishes silver chest once more. grabs hammer and caves zombiz's head in. he dies instantaneously. then begins to hammer gold chest into thin sheets."
You fed all the slimes with more pork. 
Shan's Green Slimes are now Lvl 2! (400/400) 
The 3 Blue Slimes are now your companions! (Lvl 1) (400/400)
You ate some pork.
You are now Well Fed!
You tarnishes the Silver Chest.
1500 Damage! The Silver Chest is destroyed! You got a Platinum Key!
Shan's Scanbot detects no signs of the key being a key-shaped bomb. You decide to keep it.
ERROR: DJShadoZombiz must act at least once! (Not counting actions that are errors)
You hammer the Gold Chest. 1500 Damage!
NerdyMSP regenerates his health by 12
The Battlefield (Overworld, Day):
Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (200/200)
NerdyMSP (90/100)
Shan5481 (500/500)
Shan's Blue Slime A (Lvl 1 ) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime B (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime C (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime A (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime B (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Gold Chest (3000/4500)
Platinum Chest (5500/5500)
1 round until night!
Inventory:
Shan5481: 5 Life Potions. Platinum Key.
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"Hackey5 equips Banhammer Lvl 1 and seeks to upgrade it to Thor's Hammer Lvl 10 Special"
I'll add a new rule: Upgrading! For upgrading Banhammer to Thor's Hammer, you'll probably need something that's dropped from a thunder elemental boss.
"Hackey5 hammers Gold Chest using Banhammer Lvl 1" 
The power of the Bureaucrat instantly breaks the Gold Chest! You got a Greater Life Crystal! (4 Stars)
Hackey's Scanbot detects no signs of the crystal being a heart-shaped bomb. You decide to use it.
Description: Increases your max health by 800.
Hackey's max HP is increased by 800! (1000/1000)
"Hackey5 requests Blue and Green Slime Essence from Shan5481" 
Awaiting response... (What are you going to craft using those slime essences?)
"Rrobertus02 uses a flamethrower to the gold chest" 
The Gold Chest is already broken by Hackey!
NerdyMSP regenerates his health by 10.
A Zombie has appeared! (1000/1000)
A Demon Eye has appeared! (750/750)
Overworld (Night):
Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (1000/1000)
NerdyMSP (100/100)
Shan5481 (500/500)
Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (100/100)
Shan's Blue Slime A (Lvl 1 ) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime B (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime C (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime A (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime B (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Zombie (1000/1000) Weakness: Holy attacks and sunlight.
Demon Eye (750/750) (Flying) Weakness: Holy attacks. Flees during the day.
Platinum Chest (5500/5500)
It is now night! Stronger enemies will appear!
5 turns until day.
Tip: If you think you are powerful enough, you can go to Corruption or Crimson, Demonite or Crimtane Chests will appear at those areas, respectively. However, The Corruption and Crimson will be separated from the Overworld, so the chest you wanted to break might fall into someone else's hands.
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"I open a chest with a platinum key"
Reminder: A Platinum Key can only opens a Platinum Chest. Next time, state which chest you use the key on or attack, in this case. The Platinum Chest.
You used the Platinum Key on the Platinum Chest. You opened the Chest! You got 2 Life Crystals and a mysterious orb!
Zombiz's Scanbot detects no signs of the Life Crystals being heart-shaped bombs, you decide to use them.
Zombiz's max HP increases by 200!
Zombiz's Scanbot then scans the orb. It appears to contains a sealed thunderbird, Fulguris. What will you do with the orb? WARNING: Choose wisely, damaging it will releases the boss.
Fulguris will drop a Thunderstone, the required material to upgrade Hackey's Banhammer (1 star) to Thor's Hammer (10 stars)
The Zombie attacks Zombiz! 14 damage!
The Demon Eye attacks Zombiz! 18 damage!
Overworld (Night):
Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (1000/1000)
NerdyMSP (100/100)
Shan5481 (500/500)
Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (100/100)
DJShadoZombiz (268/300)
Shan's Blue Slime A (Lvl 1 ) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime B (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime C (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime A (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime B (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Zombie (1000/1000)
Demon Eye (750/750) (Flying)
4 rounds until day.
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Side note: DJShadoZombiz stole the Platinum Key from Shan5481 when he's sleeping. Also no Chests will appears when someone just got a boss orb.
"Rrobertus02 burns the zombie with a flamethrower" 
You burns the Zombie with a Flamethrower.' 'The power of a moderator incinerates the Zombie!
"DJShadoZombiz gently places the orb down for someone else to have" 
EDIT: And don't forget to guard it! If you keep it in your inventory then an enemy will steal it when you're AFK!
The Demon Eye attacks Zombiz! 18 damage!
3 Chests appeared!
The first chest is a Platinum Chest.
The second chest is a Gold Chest.
The third chest is another Gold Chest.
Overworld (Night):
Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (1000/1000)
NerdyMSP (100/100)
Shan5481 (500/500)
Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (100/100)
DJShadoZombiz (250/300)
Shan's Blue Slime A (Lvl 1 ) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime B (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime C (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime A (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime B (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Demon Eye (750/750) (Flying)
Platinum Chest (5500/5500)
Gold Chest A (4500/4500)
Gold Chest B (4500/4500)
3 rounds until day.
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"Hackey5 steals 1 of Shan5481's Blue Slimes and throws it at the Demon Eye with the intent of trapping it and later converting it to his side using Blessed Eyedrops" 
Did you mean you borrow it? You throw Shan's Blue Slime A at the Demon Eye.
The Demon Eye is trapped! 
The Demon Eye tries to get out, but failed, so no damage is taken.
You used some Blessed Eyedrops at the Demon Eye.
The Demon Eye is now your companion!
(Lvl 1) (1500/1500)
"Hackey5 promises to offer Shan5481 the next Gold Chest reward he receives, awaiting a response to his actions"
You made a promise to offer Shan the items inside the next Gold Chest you breaks.
Awaiting response...
"Tries to crack the Platinum Chest with RobTop power" 
Since you are not blessed by him, nor a mod or an admin, the attack fails.
"Used X-Ray to see every item in all the chests" 
Your Scanbot activates its X-ray vision.
Platinum Chest: 4 Life Crystals and a Warp Device (This one teleports you to the Corruption, you can also offer other players to come with you)
Gold Chest A: Warp Device (This one teleports you to the Crimson)
Gold Chest B: Companion Orb (Break it and you get a powerful companion)
Zombiz regenerates by 25 HP.
Demon Eyes don't want to hurt Hackey's Demon Eye! They don't want to harm their brother! So no more Demon Eyes this night!
A Zombie appears! (1000/1000) Quick! Kill it and pick up the Boss Orb before the Zombie reaches and destroy it! 
Overworld (Night):
Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (1000/1000)
NerdyMSP (100/100)
Shan5481 (500/500)
Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (100/100)
DJShadoZombiz (275/300)
Aeronox51 (100/100)
Shan's Blue Slime A (Lvl 1 ) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime B (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime C (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime A (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime B (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Hackey's Demon Eye (Lvl 1) (1500/1500) (Flying)
Zombie (1000/1000)
Platinum Chest (5500/5500)
Gold Chest A (4500/4500)
Gold Chest B (4500/4500)
2 rounds until day.
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Well, looks like you are not ready for that.
"Rrobertus02 smacks Gold Chest B with my flamethrower"
You smack Gold Chest B with your flamethrower, not firing it.
But the power of a Moderator deals 2000 damage!
"IceKane smacks Gold Chest A with his sword" 
Your sword is a Platinum Sword, and it deals 1000 damage! (A chest is not weak against a sword!)
"Uhh, fine, I deal with the zombie first then break open the Gold Chest A. (Both with my sword Frostbite). Also, I decide to hide the orb in the Gold Chest"
You swing Frostbite at the Zombie, 1000 damage! The Zombie is killed! You are safe from the boss this turn!
You hide the orb in Gold Chest A or B? Also, those chests are not broken yet and you are unable to open them without Gold Keys!
The orb is on the ground, vulnerable to enemies.
No more Zombies this turn because the night's almost over!
DJShadoZombiz regenerates his health by 25
Overworld (Night):
Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (1000/1000)
NerdyMSP (100/100)
Shan5481 (500/500)
Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (100/100)
DJShadoZombiz (300/300)
Aeronox51 (100/100)
IceKane (100/100)
Shan's Blue Slime A (Lvl 1 ) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime B (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime C (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime A (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime B (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Hackey's Demon Eye (Lvl 1) (1500/1500) (Flying)
Platinum Chest (5500/5500)
Gold Chest A (3500/4500)
Gold Chest B (2500/4500)
1 round until day!
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"I continue swinging at Gold Chest A with Frostbite. I decide to keep the boss orb with me just in case"
Critical hit! 3000 damage to Gold Chest A! You decided keep the boss orb with you.
"Hey, is it possible to harness a boss's power? Or make it my pet? And we prolly need more regular chests here"
No, a boss's power can't be harnessed and a boss can't be made as a companion.
2 additional chests will appear during the end of night. Also, when you destroy all these chests, the next wave will have 5 chests! (5 chests waves are rarer than 3 chests waves).
"Attemps to kill the zombie with alchemy"
There's no more zombies this night! Also, this is not Destroy the Godmodder, so no alchemy here, just upgrading your weapon with a material dropped by a boss.
"Rrob pulls out a shotgun and shoot Gold Chest B" 
The power of a Moderator deals 2500 damage! (Even if guns are not effective against chests, and have a risk of destroying the item inside it).
Gold Chest B is destroyed! You got a Companion Orb!
Your scanbot detects no signs of the orb being a bomb or actually sealing a boss. You decide to break it.
Description: Contains the Great Papyrus (Lvl 1) (15000/15000)
You freed Papyrus! He says "THANK YOU FOR FREEING ME, HUMAN! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SHALL REWARD YOU BY BEING YOUR GREAT COMPANION!"
"Nerdy eats a million fries (I'm fat now) and sits on Gold Chest A" 
WARNING: Dealing too much damage will also destroy the item inside the chest. Also you don't have that much fries!
2 Chests appeared!
The fourth chest is another Platinum Chest (5500/5500)
The fifth chest is another Gold Chest (4500/4500)
Overworld (Day):
Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (1000/1000)
NerdyMSP (100/100)
Shan5481 (500/500)
Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (100/100)
DJShadoZombiz (300/300)
Aeronox51 (100/100)
IceKane (100/100)
Shan's Blue Slime A (Lvl 1 ) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime B (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime C (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime A (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime B (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Hackey's Demon Eye (Lvl 1) (1500/1500) (Flying)
Papyrus (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (15000/15000)
Platinum Chest A (5500/5500)
Platinum Chest B (5500/5500)
Gold Chest A (500/4500)
Gold Chest B (4500/4500) (The previous Gold Chest B was destroyed)
It is now day! 
Note: If a night enemy has been tamed, then it won't flee during the day.
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"I break the Gold Chest A open with Frostbite and Keep the Crimson Warp Device with me" 
500 Damage! Gold Chest A is destroyed! You got the Crimson Warp Device! 
Kane's Scanbot detects no signs of the Warp Device being a bomb. You decided to keep it.
Tip: You can offer players to come with you when you're using the Warp Device, or players may ask you to teleport them to the Crimson along with you.
"Meh, Terraria confirmed"
Indeed!
"Hey, if I get the Thunderstone, can I upgrade Frostbite into Thundersnow?"
Yes, you can! It's elements will be Ice/Electric. But you'll have to slay Fulguris for that (Break the orb, but that might anger the player that have it)
"welp, this game is confusing. I break the Gold Chest B with big fire lasers" 
Sorry, this is not Destroy the Godmodder, but be warned! Firing your lasers will deal so much damage that it'll also destroy the item inside it! Also, you don't have a laser cannon!
"The chest of candy appeared! (500/500)
The Retro Destiny chest appeared! (6666/6666)
The Evil Pixel Splash chest appeared! (10000/10000)
The Choonlasting chest appeared! (7770/7770)
I throw swirl-shaped rocks to Hackey's Demon Eye! (900/1500) IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
The Gooey flowers destroy Aeronox's chest (you formerly didn't like my levels, right? Well, now I can beat you with Destiny!) LEVEL POWER IS SUPER EFFECTIVE! (insert your opinion in Destiny here)
Blood splats azote and attack the Platinum Chest A! (5400/5500) It's not very effective...
Retro "plants" attack Shan's chest! (500/500) It doesn't affect Shan..."
ERROR: YOU CANNOT SUMMON CHESTS! So all of your actions are failed (As a penalty of a big error).
"Tries to probe the platinum chest for electric locks or technic stuff which is hackable"
The platinum chest has no electric locks or technological stuff!
"Uses my stars (2187) to open the second platinum chest"
The stars unlock Platinum Chest B! You got a Greater Life Crystal and 5 Life Potions!
Aeronox's Scanbot detects no signs of the Life Crystal and Life Potions being bombs. You decide to use the Greater Life Crystal. Aeronox's max HP increased by 800!
"Searches for enchantments and keys"
Those things are only found in chests!
"Tries to find a Technic Chest"
A Hi-Tech chest appeared! (10/10) (Invincible to attacks) (Weakness: Hacking)
"I use NUCLEAR POWER!"
You use nuclear power on what? Also that'll destroy the item inside the chest, too! And you don't have any radioactive elements!
"I give the orb to Hackey5"
You gave the Boss Orb to Hackey. The power of the Bureaucrat shall protect it!
"shan allows the gold chests to undergo chlorine stress. (search it up. it dissolves 14k gold in 24hours)" 
Since Gold Chest A was already destroyed, you allows Gold Chest B to undergo chlorine stress. Gold Chest B is dissolved! You got another Boss Orb!
Shan's Scanbot analyzes the Boss Orb.
Description: Contains the slime that is more powerful than King Slime, Bitumalus (Dark)
You can give it to a stronger player if you don't want to keep it. But breaking it will make you have a bad time. Abandoning it will make it vulnerable to enemies.
"I get a Gold Key to unlock Gold Chest A" 
Keys can only found in chests! Also Gold Chest A is already destroyed!
"Hackey5 uses Banhammer Lvl 1 on 189.237.198.241, smiting him into oblivion, and uses the Modder Time Device to undo his actions" 
Don't worry, none of those actions happened, so your actions are cancelled.
"Hackey5 receives the Mysterious Orb from DJShadoZombiz"
It's the Boss Orb sealing Fulguris, and don't forget to protect it!
"With the Blue Slime Lvl 1 unscathed, Hackey5 proceeds to harness its essence to empower Demon Eye Lvl 1 to Lvl 2, increasing its size and attack power slightly"
Hackey's Demon Eye levels up! (2000/2000)
"slaps platinuim chest A" 
Your hand hurts, but nothing happened!
"give parts to upgrade Ban hammer to Hackey"
ERROR: The Thunderstone can only be dropped by Fulguris! (Boss)
"I smash Platinum chest with a hammer rapidly"
Your hammer is made of what? Your first hammer is a Wooden Hammer, you smash Platinum Chest A with it. But the hammer breaks!
Inventory:
Shan5481: 5 Life Potions. Bitumalus's Orb:
Bitumalus, the Demon Slime: (150000/150000) (Dark) (Can summon Dark Slimes when attacked) (Drops the Demon Gel: Used to upgrade weapons to a Lvl 10 Dark weapon)
Note: Italic text means the boss hasn't been released, yet.
Aeronox51: 5 Life Potions.
Hackey5: Fulguris's Orb:
Fulguris, the Thunderbird: (Electric/Flying) (100000/100000) (50% Chance of dodging due to being fast for his size) (Thunderstorm lasts until Fulguris is defeated) (Can summon harpies) (Drops the Thunderstone: Used to upgrade weapons to a Lvl 10 Electric weapon)
No slimes this round because Shan just got a Boss Orb!
Overworld (Day):
Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (1000/1000)
NerdyMSP (100/100)
Shan5481 (500/500)
Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (100/100)
DJShadoZombiz (300/300)
Aeronox51 (900/900)
IceKane (100/100)
Shan's Blue Slime A (Lvl 1 ) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime B (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime C (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime A (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime B (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Hackey's Demon Eye (Lvl 2) (2000/2000) (Flying)
Papyrus (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (15000/15000)
Platinum Chest A (5500/5500)
Hi-Tech Chest (10/10) (Invincible to attacks) (Weakness: Hacking)
5 turns until night.
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"Hackey5 hacks the Hi-Tech Chest drawing from the power of his name"
The power of the Bureaucrat destroys the anti-hacking system! You got a Laser Cannon!
Hackey's Scanbot detects no signs of the Laser Cannon being fake. You decide to keep it.
Description: Very high non-elemental damage, should be used against boss as it'll destroy the item inside the chest.
Looks like a good weapon against Fulguris (Break the orb you have if you think you're ready).
Tip: If you got a better weapon, you can give your old weapon to other players.
"I hack through the Hi-Tech Chest with C++ Programming" 
The Hi-Tech Chest is already been opened!
"Rrob burn/melt Platinum Chest A with a flamethrower" 
The power of a Moderator deals 5500 damage! You got 4 Life Crystals and the Corruption Warp Device! (Reminder: You can offer other players to come with you and they can ask you to teleport them to the area).
Robertus's Scanbot detects no sings of those things being bombs. You decided to use the crystals.
Robertus's max HP increased by 400!
Inventory:
Rrobertus02: Corruption Warp Device.
IceKane: Crimson Warp Device.
Shan5481: 5 Life Potions. Bitumalus's Orb:
Bitumalus, the Demon Slime: (150000/150000) (Dark) (Can summon Dark Slimes when attacked) (Drops the Demon Gel: Used to upgrade weapons to a Lvl 10 Dark weapon) (The sky is covered in darkness until defeated).
Note: Italic text means the boss hasn't been released, yet.
Aeronox51: 5 Life Potions.
Hackey5: Laser Cannon, Fulguris's Orb:
Fulguris, the Thunderbird: (Electric/Flying) (100000/100000) (50% Chance of dodging due to being fast for his size) (Thunderstorm lasts until Fulguris is defeated) (Can summon harpies) (Drops the Thunderstone: Used to upgrade weapons to a Lvl 10 Electric weapon)
As Kane requested, The next wave will have 5 Chests! 5 Chests appeared!
The 1st, the 2nd and the 3rd chests are Platinum Chests.
The 4th and the 5th chests are Hi-Tech Chests.
The slimes are too intimidated of Hackey's Laser Cannon! No slimes this round!
Overworld (Day):
Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (1000/1000)
NerdyMSP (100/100)
Shan5481 (500/500)
Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (500/500)
DJShadoZombiz (300/300)
Aeronox51 (900/900)
IceKane (100/100)
Shan's Blue Slime A (Lvl 1 ) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime B (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime C (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime A (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime B (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Hackey's Demon Eye (Lvl 2) (2000/2000) (Flying)
Papyrus (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (15000/15000)
Platinum Chest A (5500/5500) (The previous Platinum Chest A was destroyed)
Platinum Chest B (5500/5500)
Platinum Chest C (5500/5500)
Hi-Tech Chest A (10/10) (Invincible to attacks) (Weakness: Hacking)
Hi-Tech Chest B (10/10) (Invincible to attacks) (Weakness: Hacking)
Are you ready to teleport to Crimson/Corruption? Use the device when you're ready, people can come with you.
4 turns until night.
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Tip: You can use your companions and your weapon to attack the chest in the same post.
"There's another Hi-Tech Chest?! I'll hack that one with C++ Programming instead. I'll use scanbot to scan the chests"
You hack Hi-Tech Chest A. You destroyed 1 of 10 anti-hacking systems! Hi-Tech Chest A lost its anti-scanning system!
You used your Scanbot to scan the chests.
Platinum Chest A: Greater Life Crystal, Scanbot Upgrade Kit.
Platinum Chest B: Suspicious Looking Eye (Summons the Eye of Cthulhu) (Used immediately after breaking this chest, due to the eye flying away)
Platinum Chest C: Dungeon Warp Device (Skeletron must be defeated first before entering the Dungeon!)
Hi-Tech Chest A: Minishark.
Hi-Tech Chest B: Cannot scan due to one of its AHS (Anti-hacking system) being an anti-scanning system!
"Hackey5 entrusts Rrobertus02 with Bannerhammer Lvl 1 and Laser Cannon to find a means to fuse their powers together in Corruption" 
Awaiting response if Robertus will travel to the Corruption or not.
Fusing their powers together will need a Fusion Kit. It'll be consumed upon use.
When fused, it's going to be: Hamlaser Lvl 5: Can change between a Laser Cannon and a Banhammer, the Banhammer will deal more damage than when it's Lvl 1.
If you're going to upgrade it to Lvl 10 using the Thunderstone dropped by Fulguris, Then it'll become Thor's Hamlaser! (Can change between a Electric Laser Cannon and a Thor's Hammer, very powerful electric weapon)
"Hackey5 remains in the Overworld to protect the Mysterious Orb as it is unable to be safely transported using the Warp Device"
You made the right choice.
"Hackey5 instructs his Demon Eye Lvl 2 to attack the three Platinum Chests once each to test its average attack power"
The Demon Eye charges at each Platinum Chests. It's blessed by the power of the Bureaucrat! 3000 damage to each Platinum Chests! (Eyes are not effective against chests)
"Rrobertus02 scans the items inside the chests"
Since the Platinum Chests and Hi-Tech Chest A have already been scanned, you scans Hi-Tech Chest B. The power of a Moderator destroys Hi-Tech Chest B's anti-scanning system! (1 damage)
Inventory:
Rrobertus02: Corruption Warp Device.
IceKane: Crimson Warp Device.
Shan5481: 5 Life Potions. Bitumalus's Orb:
Bitumalus, the Demon Slime: (150000/150000) (Dark) (Can summon Dark Slimes when attacked) (Drops the Demon Gel: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 10 Dark weapon) (The sky is covered in darkness until defeated).
Aeronox51: 5 Life Potions.
Hackey5: Laser Cannon, Fulguris's Orb:
Fulguris, the Thunderbird: (Electric/Flying) (100000/100000) (50% Chance of dodging due to being fast for his size) (Thunderstorm lasts until Fulguris is defeated) (Can summon harpies) (Drops the Thunderstone: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 10 Electric weapon)
The slimes are too intimidated of the Demon Eye being blessed by Hackey!
Overworld (Day):
Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (1000/1000)
NerdyMSP (100/100)
Shan5481 (500/500)
Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (500/500)
DJShadoZombiz (300/300)
Aeronox51 (900/900)
IceKane (100/100)
Shan's Blue Slime A (Lvl 1 ) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime B (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime C (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime A (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime B (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Hackey's Demon Eye (Lvl 2) (2000/2000) (Flying)
Papyrus (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (15000/15000)
Platinum Chest A (2500/5500)
Platinum Chest B (2500/5500)
Platinum Chest C (2500/5500)
Hi-Tech Chest A (9/10) (Invincible to attacks) (Weakness: Hacking)
Hi-Tech Chest B (9/10) (Invincible to attacks) (Weakness: Hacking)
3 turns until night.
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Side note: Robertus's Scanbot didn't reveal the item inside it because the anti-scanning system interrupted it before the system got destroyed.
"Rrobertus02 instruct Papyrus to attack Platinum Chest A" 
Papyrus throws some bones at Platinum Chests A, he's blessed by the power of a Moderator! 
2500 damage! Platinum Chest A is broken! You got a Greater Life Crystal and a Scanbot Upgrade Kit! 
Robertus's Scanbot detects no signs of the Life Crystal being a bomb or the Upgrade Kit being fake. You decide to keep the Life Crystal and use the Upgrade Kit.
Description: This Upgrade Kit improve the Scanbot's hacking program.
Robertus's hacking skills improved!
"Rrobertus02 hits Platinum Chest A with a fire axe" 
Platinum Chest A is already broken!
"Hackey5 encourages Rrobertus02 to explore Corruption"
Awaiting response...
"Hackey5 encourages IceKane to explore Crimson"
Awaiting response...
"Hackey5 uses Green Slime Lvl 2 essence to further empower his Demon Eye Lvl 2, before instructing it to attack Platinum Chest 2"
You used some Green Slime essence on the Demon Eye. Hackey's Demon Eye levels up! (2500/2500)
Your Demon Eye charges at Platinum Chest B, being blessed by the power of the Bureaucrat. 2500 damage! Platinum Chest B is broken! The Suspicious Looking Eye then flies away, returning as the Eye of Cthulhu! (Here comes the bad time!)
"IceKane attacks Platinum Chest A (B if A is already broken)" 
Platinum Chest B is already broken, too!
"@Hackey5 I'll go to the Crimson once I get my health up somehow"
You received a blessing from a mysterious figure! Max HP increased by 400! (500/500)
"@Steven No mana in this game?" 
There's no mana in this game.
Inventory:
Rrobertus02: Corruption Warp Device.
IceKane: Crimson Warp Device.
Shan5481: 5 Life Potions. Bitumalus's Orb:
Bitumalus, the Demon Slime: (150000/150000) (Dark) (Can summon Dark Slimes when attacked) (Drops the Demon Gel: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 10 Dark weapon) (The sky is covered in darkness until defeated).
Aeronox51: 5 Life Potions.
Hackey5: Laser Cannon, Fulguris's Orb:
Fulguris, the Thunderbird: (Electric/Flying) (100000/100000) (50% Chance of dodging due to being fast for his size) (Thunderstorm lasts until Fulguris is defeated) (Can summon harpies) (Drops the Thunderstone: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 10 Electric weapon)
No slimes this turn because the Eye of Cthulhu has just awoken!
Overworld (Day):
Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (1000/1000)
NerdyMSP (100/100)
Shan5481 (500/500)
Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (500/500)
DJShadoZombiz (300/300)
Aeronox51 (900/900)
IceKane (500/500)
Shan's Blue Slime A (Lvl 1 ) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime B (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime C (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime A (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime B (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Hackey's Demon Eye (Lvl 3) (2500/2500) (Flying)
Papyrus (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (15000/15000)
Platinum Chest C (2500/5500)
Hi-Tech Chest A (9/10) (Invincible to attacks) (Weakness: Hacking)
Hi-Tech Chest B (9/10) (Invincible to attacks) (Weakness: Hacking)
Eye of Cthulhu (BOSS) (100000/100000) (Dark/Flying) (Phase 1) (Break all the Boss Orbs upon death, due to being the Boss of the Area).
Tip: A boss will follow you to another area when you uses a Warp Device. Also you can still break the chests when a boss appears.
2 turns until night. (Unlike in Terraria, Eye of Cthulhu can spawn during the day).
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"Creating HacknetOS for my scanbot (If succeed) Opens HacknetOS, targetting HiTech Chest A. Tries to overload chests proxy. Scans for port 22, 21, 1433, 80 and 104. Scans for Firewall" 
You created HacknetOS! You use HacknetOS against Hi-Tech Chest A. 5 AHS destroyed! 4 left!
"Hackey5 instructs all companions and familiars to attack the Eye of Cthulhu"
Blessed by the Bureaucrat, all the companions attack the Eye of Cthulhu for 15000 Damage! (10000 damage from Papyrus)
The Eye taunts "Don't think you will kill me for once and for all, mortals! One day, I'll rise again and then I'll enslave this world!"
"Hackey5 retrieves his Laser Cannon and fires it at the Eye of Cthulhu, allowing his companions to also use the weapon if they would please" 
Hackey is charging his laser! Your Demon Eye combines its power with you, increasing the Laser Cannon's damage when it fires next turn!
"Hackey5 orders his Demon Eye Lvl 3 to defend the Fulguris Orb if attacked"
Your Demon Eye will defend the Fulguris Orb!
"Hackey5 requests Shan5481's Slimes attack the Eye of Cthulhu at will"
Blessed by the Bureaucrat, Shan's slimes is launched at the Eye by Hackey, dealing 4000 damage to it!
The Eye taunts "Fools! You thought those little creatures will hurt me?"
"Hackey5 requests Rrobertus02s Papyrus Lvl 1 defends the group to the best of its ability" 
Papyrus will defend the group to his best!
Papyrus replies "I'LL DO MY BEST, HUMAN! THAT EYE WON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST THE GREAT PAPYRUS!".
The Eye replies to Papyrus "Fool! You thought a skeleton like you can spook an eldritch god like me?!"
"IceKane Uses Hackey5's Laser Cannon at the Eye of Cthulhu and swings with Frostbite" 
You combine your power with Hackey, increasing the Laser Cannon's damage when it fires next turn!
You swings Frostbite at the Eye. 6000 damage!
The Eye taunts "You thought that stick is gonna freeze me?"
"Fine, haha. I'll attack the Platinum Chest C with my sword instead"
You got warmed up when you swings Frostbite at the Eye. So this time, Frostbite deals 5500 damage! Platinum Chest C is destroyed! You got the Dungeon Warp Device!
"Rrobertus02 instructs Papyrus to defend the group" 
You blesses Papyrus with the power of a Moderator, Papyrus says "THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME, HUMAN! I GOT MORE POWER TO DEFEAT THAT EYE!"
"Rrobertus02 throws his fireaxe at the Eye of Cthulhu" 
You throws your fireaxe at the Eye of Cthulhu. The power of a Moderator deals 10000 damage!
The Eye questions the team "Why are you mortals so strong? How did you stood up against an eye of an eldritch god?"
"Hey, when a boss gets defeated, everyone in the fight gets a drop, right? Or is there a kill-steal mechanic in this game?"
A boss will drop a material that's needed to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 10 weapon. Only one can get the material, but players can snatch the material until the round ends. When that round ends, the last player to snatch it will have that material, not to be snatched again.
"Also, how many uses does the warp machine have?"
Infinite.
"Hackey5 proceeds to hack Hi-Tech Chest A drawing from the power of his name, intending to strap the Laser Cannon to the Mini Shark Lvl 1, hoping that the power of super freaking awesomeness will empower the crazy mad combo" 
The power of the Bureaucrat destroys all the remaining AHS! Hi-Tech Chest A can now be opened! You got a Minishark! Your Scanbot detects no signs of it being fake! You decide to keep that awesome weapon. You can't strap those! You can only use a Fusion Kit!
"I hack the Hi-Tch Chest A"
Hi-Tech Chest A is already opened!
"Tries to find hidden chests using scanbot"
The Eye of Cthulhu trolls you by moving in front of your scanbot. The Eye taunts "I won't allow you to find more chests!"
Inventory:
Rrobertus02: Corruption Warp Device.
IceKane: Crimson Warp Device, Dungeon Warp Device.
Shan5481: 5 Life Potions. Bitumalus's Orb:
Bitumalus, the Demon Slime: (150000/150000) (Dark) (Can summon Dark Slimes when attacked) (Drops the Demon Gel: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 10 Dark weapon) (The sky is covered in darkness until defeated).
Aeronox51: 5 Life Potions.
Hackey5: Laser Cannon, Minishark, Fulguris's Orb:
Fulguris, the Thunderbird: (Electric/Flying) (100000/100000) (50% Chance of dodging due to being fast for his size) (Thunderstorm lasts until Fulguris is defeated) (Can summon harpies) (Drops the Thunderstone: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 10 Electric weapon)
The slimes are too intimidated of the Laser Cannon being charged!
The Eye of Cthulhu charges at Hackey to break the Fulguris Orb and to interrupt the Laser Cannon from charging, but the Demon Eye charges at it and Papyrus throws some bones at it! Blessed by the power of a Moderator and the Bureaucrat, they deals 15000 Damage to the Eye of Cthulhu! The Demon Eye is killed because of its former master!
The Eye of Cthulhu shouts "THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!" It then shifts into Phase 2, its attack is greatly increased! 
Overworld (Day):
Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (1000/1000)
NerdyMSP (100/100)
Shan5481 (500/500)
Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (500/500)
DJShadoZombiz (300/300)
Aeronox51 (900/900)
IceKane (500/500)
Shan's Blue Slime A (Lvl 1 ) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime B (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Blue Slime C (Lvl 1) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime A (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Shan's Green Slime B (Lvl 2) (400/400)
Papyrus (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (15000/15000)
Hi-Tech Chest B (9/10) (Invincible to attacks) (Weakness: Hacking)
Eye of Cthulhu (BOSS) (50000/100000) (Dark/Flying) (Phase 2) (Break all the Boss Orbs upon death, due to being the Boss of the Area) (Drops a Companion Orb that can be snatched)
1 turn until night.
Dead companions:
Hackey's Demon Eye (Lvl 3) (0/2500) (Flying)
Tip: Companions can be revived using a Life Potion from a normal player or a blessing from a Mod, an Admin or the Bureaucrat. Also, companions like slimes can be fused together, combining their strength into one.
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SIDE NOTE: Bitumalus's HP is increased from 150000 to 200000, because he's so demonic.
"Tries to upgrade HacknetOS with some coding"
You upgraded HacknetOS with some coding! 
"(If succeed) Tries to hack down HiTech chest B with the full power of the HacknetOS"
9 AHS destroyed! Hi-Tech Chest B can now be opened! You got another Minishark!
"(If succeeded hacking HTC B) Tries to give the chest a AI to make it possible to create something with it" 
You gave Hi-Tech Chest B a new AI, replacing its old one that's trying to prevent you from hacking it. The AI can be interacted from your Scanbot! NOTE: An AI can't be destroyed.
You can give a name to that AI.
Description: An AI can be used to...
1) Significantly improve hacking skills (Against Hi-Tech Chests with stronger AI)
2) Operate a powerful robotic companion.
3) Automate a gun like a Minishark.
"EDIT: IceKane tries to look for a way to create a Blizzard Spellbook. He also continues attacking the Eye of Cthulhu" 
You told a joke about eyes, the Eye of Cthulhu laughs (With a voice of an eldritch god) It's laughing so hard that it's crying eldritch tears of joy!
Then you stab its teardrops with Frostbite, creating some Eldritch Ice! Then you use the Eldritch Ice to create an Ice Tome! You got an Ice Tome!
Description: Casts ice spells, obviously.
"I suddenly appear. I hack the chest using my scanbot" 
Hi-Tech Chest B is already hacked open by Aeronox!
"I equip my Fire Gauntlet and my Flame Wings and grab my Star Wrath and begin to attack the Eye of Cthulhu with it"
You don't have those things!
"Rrobertus02 grabs a shotgun and shoot it at The Eye of Cthulhu while throwing an axe at the Eye of Cthulhu with my other hand"
The power of awesomeness and the power of a Moderator combine themselves together, dealing 15000 Damage!
The Eye taunts "Noooo! That's 2awesome4me! NOT! How would the power of awesomeness can beat the power of an eldritch god?"
"Hackey5 requests Life Potions from either Shan5481 or Aeronox51 to revive his slain Demon Eye Lvl 3, with the reward of Demon Eye Tears of Despair"
Even if the Demon Eye cried Tears of Despair, there's still hope to defeat its former master! And that hope fills it with determination! Demon Eye is revived using determination!
The Eye of Cthulhu shouts to its former minion "YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR TREASON AGAINST ME!!!!"
"Hackey5 requests Papyrus Lvl 1 continues defending the group to the best of its ability and also the Fulguris Orb until Demon Eye Lvl 3 is revived"
Hackey's Demon Eye is revived, but Papyrus will still defend that Orb! He says "I'LL DO MY BEST AS A REWARD FOR FREEING ME!"
"Hackey5 promises Piercing Mini Shark Teeth to enhance weaponry in exchange for Fusion Kits"
Either in Corruption or Crimson, you'll find an Upgrade Kit that allows your Minishark to change from a minigun to a melee weapon (As a melee weapon, it can bites enemies)
"Hackey5 suggests his companions use light attacks on the Eye of Cthulhu or create a light source to suppress the effects of night"
Hackey's Demon Eye will do both. 
The Demon Eye flashes a blinding light at the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu is stunned for this turn! But it can still talks because it's an eye of an eldritch god.
The Eye of Cthulhu shouts "OW, MY EYE!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!"
You create some ultrablight torches using the power of the Bureaucrat, making your team immune to Bitumalus's Dark Fog!
Nocturnal enemies are only weak against sunlight or holy lights, not some ordinary lights!
"Hackey5 fires the Laser Cannon at the Eye of Cthulhu once charged"
Hackey's laser cannon is ready to fire! You fire the Laser Cannon, enhanced by Hackey's Demon Eye, the power of the Bureaucrat and Kane. The Laser Cannon annihilates the Eye!!
The Eye of Cthulhu says "Even if one of my eye is gone, I'll activate Plan B! I'll break the orbs to free some of my non-human followers: Fulguris and Bitumalus, the Thunderbird and the Demon Slime will avenge me!"
The Eye of Cthulhu has been rekt!
REKT BY: Hackey5 (Bureaucrat)
Fulguris and Bitumalus have released!
Hackey got a Companion Orb! 
Description: Contains Sans (Lvl 1) (40000/40000)
Tip: If you want something that a Boss just dropped, snatch it from its owner before the next round ends. Also its owner can't use its drop yet until the next round ends.
Inventory:
Rrobertus02: Corruption Warp Device.
IceKane: Crimson Warp Device, Dungeon Warp Device.
Shan5481: 5 Life Potions.
Aeronox51: 5 Life Potions, Minishark, Artificial Intelligence (AI)
Hackey5: Laser Cannon, Minishark.
Snatchable: Companion Orb (Current owner: Hackey5)
No enemies or chests this turn because the 2 Bosses are just released!
Hackey overhears a conversation between Fulguris and Bitumalus:
Fulguris: Our master just activated his Plan B! He released us from this horrible prison!
Bitumalus: Horrible, indeed. And it feels great to be released again!
Fulguris: I feel the same, partner. Let's rule this world by the name of Cthulhu!
Bitumalus: I agree! We'll start with you starting a Harpy Invasion. And I'll start a Dark Slime Rain! You know, a slime rain with only Dark Slimes and me instead of King Slime.
Harpies are invading from the west!
Dark Slime is falling from the sky!
Today's Forecast: Thunderstorm paired with a fog of pure darkness!
Papyrus says "HUMANS, EVEN IF SOMETHING BAD AS THIS HAPPENS, DO WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: BELIEVE IN YOURSELVES!"
Shan's Slimes level up to level 10, ready to combine themselves into a more powerful Slime!
Hackey's Demon Eye levels up to level 10!
Papyrus levels up to level 4! 
Currently, there's ultrabright torches created and placed by Hackey, but your vision is still limited!
Overworld (Night, Dark Fog, Thunderstorm):
Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (1000/1000)
NerdyMSP (100/100)
Shan5481 (500/500)
Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (500/500)
DJShadoZombiz (300/300)
Aeronox51 (900/900)
IceKane (500/500)
Shan's Blue Slime A (Lvl 10) (4000/4000)
Shan's Blue Slime B (Lvl 10) (4000/4000)
Shan's Blue Slime C (Lvl 10) (4000/4000)
Shan's Green Slime A (Lvl 10) (2000/2000)
Shan's Green Slime B (Lvl 10) (2000/2000)
Hackey's Demon Eye (Lvl 10) (15000/15000)
Papyrus (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 4) (60000/60000)
Bitumalus, the Demon Slime (BOSS) (Dark) (200000/200000) (Can summon Dark Slimes when attacked) (The sky is covered in a Dark Fog until defeated) (Drops the Demon Gel: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 10 Dark weapon)
Fulguris, the Thunderbird (BOSS) (Electric/Flying) (100000/100000) (50% Chance of dodging due to being fast for his size) (Thunderstorm lasts until Fulguris is defeated) (Can summon Harpies) (Drops the Thunderstone: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 10 Electric weapon)
Dark Fog: Without any light sources, attacks from non-nocturnal entities will miss. 
Night-vision accessories highly recommended.
Thunderstorm: A lightning will strike a random entity every round, excluding bosses.
It is now night! 
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Fact: Fulguris and Bitumalus' names are made from latin words. "Fulgur" as in "Lightning" in Latin. "Bitumen" and "Malus" as in "Slime" and "Evil" in Latin. 
Tip: Holy attacks are strong against Dark enemies and vice versa. And Ice and Rock attacks are strong against an Electric/Flying enemy.
Also, Bitumalus absorbs weak attacks or weak summons. 
"Chaos was rampant across the Overworld. IceKane sees the two bosses, Fulguris and Bitumalus, trying to attack the world. IceKane thinks of a plan. He takes the Companion Orb from Hackey. He hides behind a giant rock, so he doesn't get seen by the bosses, and activates his Crimson Warp Device. He warps, unseen by the bosses"
The power of the Bureaucrat generates a temporary shield that prevents Kane from snatching the orb! Kane feels his sin crawling on his back.
Kane hides behind a giant rock. Before Fulguris and Bitumalus themselves and their minions find him, he activates the Crimson Warp Device!
Kane has arrived at the Crimson!
"I find some stones and throw them at Thunderstorm. Then I hide behind a tree" 
But nothing happened! Don't hide behind a tree during a thunderstorm! A lightning strikes you, but you managed to dodge it because your Scanbot warned you.
"Haha, good thing I am used to the darkness, so I can see clearly" 
You're someone who's used to the darkness! You won't miss your attacks in the dark!
Bitumalus shouts "WHAT?!"
"Rrobertus02 grabs some wood and burn them with my flamethrower, for light sources" 
You made and placed some torches! Lighting radius increased!
"Rrobertus02 throws a fireaxe to Fulguris while shooting my shotgun at Bitumalus" 
With the power of a Moderator combined with the power of awesomeness combined, the fireaxe is moving so fast that Fulguris didn't see that coming! 10000 damage to Fulguris! 15000 damage to Bitumalus!
Fulguris says "I did not see that coming! Oh wait, nevermind. My harpy minions will arrive soon!"
Bitumalus replies to Fulguris "That's what you get from an awesome Moderator, but believe me: We can still win!"
"I start off by summoning a Level 1 Slime with my Slime Staff, and then get rid of the Slime Staff" 
You summoned a Level 1 Slime and got rid of the Slime Staff. But Bitumalus absorbs the Slime!
Bitumalus says "Thanks for that snack, human"
"Well, then I find some flint and collect some wood. Then I make a torch. I make another torch to throw at Fulguris. Yay light source and creativity"
You made a torch to see in the dark. You made another torch and threw it at Fulguris. But he easily dodges the torch and that torch went out! Fulguris laughed so hard on how pathetic that attack is.
"If it doesn't work, I'll make another torch and throw it at Bitumalus, while keeping a distance" 
You made another torch and threw it at Bitumalus. But he absorbed it without taking damage!
Bitumalus say "More please!"
"points searchlight in direction of bitmalus's eyes. flaming arrows to the eyes. spam bullets at fulguris and then bitmalus"
Bitumalus is a slime, so he has no eyes! You created a searchlight and pointed it at him, non-bright attacks can now hit him! 
Bitumalus says "NOOO!!! My ability to hide in the darkness!"
You shot some flaming arrows at Bitumalus, he absorbed them and it was a bad idea! 5000 damage to Bitumalus!
Bitumalus questions himself "Why did I absorbed those arrows?"
'You don't have a' Minishark! 
"I place down a torch and I throw a piece a glass at a random thing"
You made and placed down a torch to light up the area. You threw a piece of glass at Bitumalus, but he absorbed it!
Bitumalus says "More! More!"
"Hackey5 swears vengeance for the thieving of the Companion Orb by IceKane"
The power of the Bureaucrat generated a shield that prevented Kane from snatching the Orb. So forgive him or not?
"Hackey5's Demon Eye Lvl 10 has now grown to a size that makes it mountable, and he proceeds to do so. Hackey5 is now a Demon Eye Rider (skill level: 1)"
You became a Demon Eye Rider! BTW, skill levels will increase the HP of the mount and its attack. Hackey's Demon Eye can now shoot lasers!
"Hackey5 offers Shan5481 Demon Eye Tears of Despair to empower his Slimes"
The Tears of Despair turned into Tears of Hope! You used them to fuse Shan's Slimes into a Big Slime! (Lvl 1) (16000/16000)
"Hackey5 promises Piercing Mini Shark Teeth to enhance weaponry in exchange for Fusion Kits"
You kept that promise for someone who got an Upgrade Kit that adds an ability for the Minishark to switch from ranged to melee in exchange for Fusion Kits.
"Hackey5 fires the Laser Cannon at Fulguris once charged"
Hackey5 is charging his laser! Target locked on Fulguris in order to increase the hit chance!
Fulguris says "Target locked? Ha! Don't you think that thing will ever hit me!"
"Zpmzpm uses 'Liquified Pineapple Pickle Mustard Gun' to shoot Fulguris's eye. (Mustard is spicy huehuehue)" 
You fired some mustard using a LPPMG at Fulguris's left eye. But he easily dodges it!
He laughs again!
"Zpmzpm challenges Fulguris to read all 7 books of 'Hairy Potter'. While he is reading, I summon 'DORABAE' with the power of RubRub. RubRub is my cousin btw huheuehuehueheuhe"
Fulguris ignores the books. While Bitumalus absorbs Dorabae! You are not blessed by RubRub!
Bitumalus says "Another delicious snack? Great!"
"Zpmzpm makes DORABAE use 'Ugly Level Rampage' to attack Bitumalus"
Dorabae is already absorbed by Bitumalus!
Inventory:
Rrobertus02: Corruption Warp Device.
IceKane: Crimson Warp Device, Dungeon Warp Device.
Shan5481: 5 Life Potions.
Aeronox51: 5 Life Potions, Minishark, Artificial Intelligence (AI)
Hackey5: Laser Cannon, Minishark.
3 Hi-Tech Chests appeared!
The Harpies have arrived!
Dark Slime continues to fall from the sky!
A mysterious figure appeared and he annihilated the Harpies and the Dark Slimes, leaving only 5 Harpies and 5 Dark Slimes!
Both Bosses shout "WHAT?!"
Hackey still have the Companion Orb! He breaks it and it released Sans!
He says: "i'm rooting for ya, human. bless me and i'll attack those creatures!"
A conversation between Sans and Papyrus starts.
Papyrus: SANS! WHY DID YOU HAVE MORE HP THAN ME WHEN I'M LVL 1?
Sans: i've got a ton of work done when i'm not released, a skele-ton.
Papyrus: SANS!!
A lightning strikes NerdyMSP, dealing 50 damage!
Fulguris tries to zap Hackey, but is blocked when Papyrus throws a bone!
Fulguris shouts "WHAT?!"
Bitumalus jumps very high in the sky. He landed on NerdyMSP, killing him!
Bitumalus laughs.
There's some ultrabright torches created and placed by Hackey and some other torches, but your vision is still limited!
Searchlight is pointing at Bitumalus!
Overworld (Night, Dark Fog, Thunderstorm):
Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (Demon Eye Rider) (1000/1000)
Hackey's Demon Eye (Lvl 10) (15000/15000) (Can Fire Lasers)
Shan5481 (500/500)
Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (500/500)
DJShadoZombiz (300/300)
Aeronox51 (900/900)
Shan's Big Slime (Lvl 1) (16000/16000)
Papyrus (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 4) (60000/60000)
Sans (Serving Hackey) (Lvl 1) (40000/40000)
Harpy A (Flying) (2000/2000)
Harpy B (Flying) (2000/2000)
Harpy C (Flying) (2000/2000)
Harpy D (Flying) (2000/2000)
Harpy E (Flying) (2000/2000)
Dark Slime A (Dark) (2000/2000)
Dark Slime B (Dark) (2000/2000)
Dark Slime C (Dark) (2000/2000)
Dark Slime D (Dark) (2000/2000)
Dark Slime E (Dark) (2000/2000)
Hi-Tech Chest A (10/10) (Invincible to attacks) (Weakness: Hacking)
Hi-Tech Chest B (10/10) (Invincible to attacks) (Weakness: Hacking)
Hi-Tech Chest C (10/10) (Invincible to attacks) (Weakness: Hacking)
Bitumalus, the Demon Slime (BOSS) (Dark) (180000/200000) (The sky is covered in a Dark Fog until defeated) (Absorbs weak attacks and weak summons) (Drops the Demon Gel: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 10 Dark weapon)
Fulguris, the Thunderbird (BOSS) (Electric/Flying) (90000/100000) (50% Chance of dodging due to being fast for his size) (Thunderstorm lasts until Fulguris is defeated) (Drops the Thunderstone: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 10 Electric weapon)
Dark Fog: Without any light sources, attacks from non-nocturnal entities will miss. 
Night Vision accessories highly recommended.
Thunderstorm: A lightning will strike a random entity every round, excluding bosses.
The Crimson:
No chests and enemies this turn because Kane just arrived!
IceKane (500/500)
If you placed a torch, your name won't be added to entity list because it's not attacks or scans.
Dead Players: NerdyMSP (100/100)
4 rounds until day.
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