Serious Husband

Venture capitalist, investor and crab magnate Serious Husband is best known as Funny Lady's husband. Born on Wall Street, New York City he was in a golfing accident in his youth which also cut the legs off his father, Serious Husband Snr. He rose to take over the family business 'Serious Husband Crabbing', transforming it into Serious Husband Crabs and expanding it ‘coast to coast’, making it the most successful crab business in the northern half of the continental United States.  It was around this time that Serious Husband historian Cum Scrumptious calls a time of great ‘yearning’ for the then newly successful businessman.  
Serious Husband is also known for his dabbling with theme parks, notably ‘Crab Land’ into which he funnelled Funny Lady's money in order to prop up.  Serious Husband died in mysterious circumstances (see: Serious Husband’s Disappearance). Serious Husband's life is described in detail in Episode 69.
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