Diarrhea

"Diarrhea" is a parody of the hymn "Gloria in Excelsis Deo".
==Lyrics==
Last night I had Taco Bell.
Now my asshole burns like hell. 
Sitting on the bowl all night
Scared my anus will ignite
Diiiiiiiii-ahrrea
In excreses fuego
Diiiiiiiii-ahrrea
Flaming liquid from my ass.
It set off the smoke alarm.
with its most horrific smell.
It seems now my only friend
is a roll of Cottonelle
Diiiiiiiii-ahrrea
In excreses fuego
Diiiiiiiii-ahrrea
Flaming liquid from my ass.
I am nauseous from the stench,
and I'm out of bathroom spray.
But it's easier to wipe
since my ass hair's burned away.
Diiiiiiiii-ahrrea
In excreses fuego
Diiiiiiiii-ahrrea
Flaming liquid from my ass.
("Aww, man! I think I shit my pants on that last note.")
== Notes of Interest ==
*"In excreses fuego" is a faux-Spanish/Latin terms meaning "fiery feces". 
Category:Parodies