USS Excelsior

The USS Excelsior was the first Excelsior class ship. However, it should have been an "Epic-fail" class ship, because that's excactly what it did. It was supposed to be a revolution in warp technology, but, with Star Trek's low budget, it epicaly failed.
==History==
When the crew of the Enterprise came back from their weekly "Ride around the galaxy", They all saw the Excelsior and became jealous. But, the only reason why they were jealous is because the thing that hangs under the ship was longer than the disc-thingy on top. When the Enterprise went out for another "stroll", starfleet got sick of it and sent the Excelsior after it. When they tried to use the Transwarp drive, it failed and the entire ship broke down. Later, they rebuilt it, and they fixed the bridge so it doesn't look like it came out of a Sci-fi movie from the 1970's. However, they got rid of the transwarp drive system, so the Excelsior completely failed it's purpose, and it was a waste of time and recources.
==People who captained it==
There are only two Excelsior captains. One was the old dude from the movie. The other was Hikaru Sulu. Yeah. That's it. Stop reading. Seriously. but if you are that stupid here is the full list, yes it says 1-30 over and over again, but thats just because it really helps with the resale value.
1. Cody Castaldo
2. Neil Flagler
3. Kurt Eveland
4. Marylou Pastorius
5. Alana Pacelli
6. Fernando Mcgaugh
7. Dona Johansson
8. Allan Timpson
9. Tyrone Torsiello
10. Hugh Sanderlin
11. Marcie Mcnaughton
12. Chandra Lepe
13. Lance Riemann
14. Julianne Jagodzinski
15. Nita Whiteaker
16. Harriett Kielbasa
17. Guy Rundquist
18. Selena Faries
19. Tia Baldon
20. Clayton Perla
21. Nelson Stayer
22. Lance Steakley
23. Carlene Wiltse
24. Earlene Rodd
25. Cody Follansbee
26. Allan Alcazar
27. Allan Kilgo
28. Jamie Mcmonagle
29. Erik Sulik
30. Darren Lomanto
1. Avis Hiltner
2. Kelly Bevis
3. Hugh Bartmess
4. Nelson Glasco
5. Allan Amendola
6. Fernando Camden
7. Tyrone Chisum
8. Darryl Barrette
9. Tameka Duryea
10. Fernando Mansker
11. Althea Zartman
12. Eve Godlewski
13. Christian Midyett
14. Hillary Soder
15. Esmeralda Mcclard
16. Lilia Deloera
17. Javier Reale
18. Cody Fabry
19. Javier Gundersen
20. Darcy Lauber
21. Hillary Sandt
22. Clinton Kendig
23. Fernando States
24. Eve Leek
25. Kelly Fitzgibbons
26. Lance Gledhill
27. Mathew Orrell
28. Noreen Roehl
29. Nita Hornick
30. Sofia Uplinger
1. Jami Taul
2. Lorrie Aburto
3. Allan Borton
4. Darryl Tuel
5. Gay Brodt
6. Erik Motter
7. Nita Divens
8. Lonnie Lizardo
9. Nannie Kinyon
10. Avis Huffstutler
11. Allan Oberry
12. Penelope Sjoberg
13. Fernando Carboni
14. Clinton Marano
15. Lonnie Osterhoudt
16. Karina Mestayer
17. Fernando Taniguchi
18. Edwina Dygert
19. Clinton Manganaro
20. Annabelle Heidrick
21. Alejandra Mcilvain
22. Selena Pasco
23. Carlene Chesnutt
24. Allan Gushiken
25. Lance Medlen
26. Guy Heatherington
27. Rase
28. Tyrone Thresher
29. Tania Jozwiak
30. Tyrone Laakso
1. Cody Zerbe
2. Kelly Heidenreich
3. Fernando Longway
4. Lakisha Cudney
5. Benita Harriger
6. Lance Scates
7. Esser
8. Ted Melius
9. Lilia Herb
10. Allyson Brunke
11. Julio Mcgilvray
12. Allan Tague
13. Christian Nesler
14. Earlene Garrels
15. Pearlie Hoefle
16. Avis Schrantz
17. Saundra Burrill
18. Darren Counce
19. Rae Brimhall
20. Jami Stejskal
21. Jamie Devinney
22. Tanisha Gildea
23. Neil Tatman
24. Jeanie Nembhard
25. Nelson Timmer
26. Elinor Hedberg
27. Tanisha Campas
28. Malinda Dipalma
29. Fernando Bence
30. Rae Palazzolo
1. Cody Zerbe
2. Kelly Heidenreich
3. Fernando Longway
4. Lakisha Cudney
5. Benita Harriger
6. Lance Scates
7. Esser
8. Ted Melius
9. Lilia Herb
10. Allyson Brunke
11. Julio Mcgilvray
12. Allan Tague
13. Christian Nesler
14. Earlene Garrels
15. Pearlie Hoefle
16. Avis Schrantz
17. Saundra Burrill
18. Darren Counce
19. Rae Brimhall
20. Jami Stejskal
 
21. Jamie Devinney
22. Tanisha Gildea
23. Neil Tatman
24. Jeanie Nembhard
25. Nelson Timmer
26. Elinor Hedberg
27. Tanisha Campas
28. Malinda Dipalma
29. Fernando Bence
30. Rae Palazzolo
1.Bill Nye the science guy
2Sid the science kid
3.Bill Gates
4.Ronald McDonald