Corpse In A Box

Hee-Hee, come into my CASTLE BOILS AND GHOULS! I was just GHOSTING I mean POSTING on my DIE SPACE PAGE heh-heh-heh-heh. Why, it's a PUTRID-POST, about a man who gets a SPECIAL DIE-LIVERY, called...
Back in the Fall of 1964, a man was standing in his robe by a window within the kitchen of a house somewhere in Indiana one morning. He sipped a cup of coffee and walked away. He opened his front door and looked out, on his porch. There was a huge cardboard box on his front porch and the man set down his coffee on an end-table within the front door, and pushed the box into his house. The man opened the wide and huge cardboard box within his living room, and screamed. There was a dead human body in it. The man backed away from the box with the corpse of the old woman within it, and chugged the rest of his coffee down. As he rushed to his telephone, the fingers of the corpse grasped the edge of the box and it sat up, being a zombie then. The zombie of the old woman had a dark brown afro, her wrinkly-flesh had a yellow tint to it, and she was dressed in a pink coat, dark-blue blouse with yellow roses on it, along with a dark blue skirt. The zombie's dead eyes were pupil less and solid-white. The man looked around with his hand on the phone and saw the female zombie climb out of the box in her red high-heels, and step towards him, the sounds of her cracking-bones were heard. 
The man screamed in horror at the zombie, and the living dead woman opened her dead mouth, causing a creepy-bone-cracking sound. The zombie cackled in an old woman's voice and said to the man, "good morning Sonny. A robber shot me to death this morning. He abandoned my body here. I need help please". The man hesitantly took his hand off of his phone and as the zombie of the old lady blinked her solid-white eyes, he turned fully around. "Good morning ma'am. I apologize about your murder this morning. I will try to help you" he said in a shaky-voice. "Mrs. Henderson, it's you!" he said to her. "Yes it's me, Benny, your old Neighbor" Mrs. Henderson's zombie replied to him. Benny opened the front door and the zombified-Mrs. Henderson wandered out of his house, making the sounds of cracking-bones. Benny drove a white Station Wagon up a neighborhood, with the dead Mrs. Henderson sitting in the passenger-seat. As Benny drove, the zombie suddenly oozed yellow slime out of her dead-mouth. Benny drove out of the neighborhood and behind a pick-up truck on a countryside-road then. "There is the robber who murdered me, Benny" Mrs. Henderson's zombie said to him. 
As the pick-up truck drove up the country-road, Benny drove beside it. The robber at the wheel of the truck glanced over and saw Mrs. Henderson's pure-white eyes, blinking at him. He screamed and sped up. The robber pulled his pick-up truck onto a farm, got out of it with a bottle of Ripple, and an apple pie. He ran into the barn. Benny parked his white Station wagon behind the truck and the zombie of Mrs. Henderson got out of the car, making her zombified-bones crack and snap eerily, as she wandered into the barn, oozing yellow slime out of her dead mouth. The robber hid on a haystack in the corner of the barn at the end of a row of cows. He drank the bottle of Ripple down, chugging it. Then, as he calmed down, he took a fork out of his shirt-pocket and ate some of the apple pie. "After you shot me to death sir, I become a living-dead zombie and finished making that apple pie, as you robbed my house. I filled the apple pie with my late-Husband's razorblades for you to choke to death on!" Mrs. Henderson's zombie said to the robber, wandering to him, with her eerie-eyes of solid-white gazing at him. The robber choked suddenly, and as his eyes bugged-out, he saw the oldf living-dead woman. As she cackled eerily, he fell back into the shadows, dead. 
Well, that looked like a tasty APPLE DIE eh, Kiddies? The robber was going to HAVE A COW seeing Old Mrs. Henderson heh-heh-heh-heh. Mrs. Henderson sure had a RAZOR-BLADE-A PIE aha-ha-ha-ha! It was SCARY NICE of Benny to help Mrs. Henderson to give the robber his JUST DESSERTS hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!