早退系ネガティブ天国 (Soutaikei Negative Tengoku)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
全てのことは僕に向いてない 	subete no koto wa boku ni muitenai 	I'm not cut out for anything!
トースターで2分焼いちゃえ 	toosutaa de nibu yaichae 	Choking up things with the toaster in two minutes
からっぽの日々なら 	karappo no hibi nara 	If these days are gonna be empty
１、２のジャンプ！ 	ichi, ni no janpu! 	Then 1, 2, jump!
…着地予定の場所がないや 	…chakuchi yotei no basho ga nai ya 	... Having no plans for where I'll land!
 	 	
友達と過ごした青春の日々 	tomodachi to sugoshita seishun no hibi 	Days of my youth spent with friends...
ねーよ 	nee yo 	Ain't got none of that!
シアワセふりまくアイツの裏側を 	shiawase furimaku aitsu no uragawa o 	The opposite side of all those scattered happy people
そっと引きずり降ろせ！ 	sotto hikizuri orose! 	Gently dragging it down!
 	 	
早退系ネガティブ天国 	soutaikei negatibbu tengoku 	The "Leaving Early Type", A negative heaven
もう関係ないだろ全国 	mou kankei nai daro zenkoku 	Ain't got nothing to do with this country
マイナス思考で家にこもれ 	mainasu shikou de ie ni komore 	Full of pessimism, secluded in my house
 	 	
そう大抵ケガする警告 	sou taitei kega suru keikoku 	Yes, the most contaminating of advice
反対側突き抜け　ハッピー　ハッピー 	hantai soku tsukinuke happii happii 	Breaking through to the the other side, you'll be happy! Happy!
帰宅部員増やせ 	kitaku buin fuyase 	Members of the go-home club increase!!!
うふふふ　あはははは 	ufufufu ahahahaha 	U-fu-fu-fu! A-HA-HA-HA-HA!
 	 	
たまには良いことあったりするけど 	tama ni wa yoi koto attari suru kedo 	Sometimes coming across something good...
何かの伏線の可能性…？ 	nanika no fukusen no kanousei…? 	Is it the foreshadowing of something...?
風邪ひき対策いつでも完備 	kazehiki taisaku itsudemo kanbi 	My plan against catching a cold is always perfect
はびこるシアワセ消毒だ 	habikoru shiawase shoudoku da 	It's to disinfect this growing happiness!
 	 	
世界人類の平和は別にいいや 	sekai jinrui no heiwa wa betsu ni ii ya	World peace for all mankind... I could care less
静かに暮らせるささやかな安心 	shizuka ni kuraseru sasayaka na anshin 	Getting along quietly is my meager sense of relief
僕は求めているの 	boku wa motomete iru 	It's what I wish for!
 	 	
早退系ネガティブ天国 	soutaikei negatibbu tengoku 	The "Leaving Early Type", a negative heaven
正方形求める生徒は 	seihoukei motomeru seito wa 	Square students quickly straighten out
崩れた台形すぐに正せ 	kuzureta daikei sugu ni tadase 	The one bent into a trapezoid
 	 	
やあ拝啓いじめっこ諸君 	yaa haikei ijimekko shokun 	To all you bullies,
戦闘する気力は　nothing, nothing 	sentou suru kiryoku wa nothing, nothing	My willpower to fight back is nothing! Nothing!
朝の布団はまずい 	asa no futon wa mazui 	The is dangerous in the morning
誰か僕を助けて 	dareka boku o tasukete 	Someone save me!
 	 	
…わ　ふわ　ふわ 	…wa fuwa fuwa 	Uwa-fuwa-fuwa (Airily/Fluffy)
くら　暗　くらりくらり 	kura kura kurari kurari 	Kura-kura-kurarikurari (Dark, Darkly)
相対する二つの気持ちが 	soutai suru futatsu no kimochi ga 	Those two oppositing feelings,
早退したがる思考に 	soutai shitagaru shikou ni 	Within this "leave early" thinking
待って　待って　まだ寝てたい 	matte matte mada netetai 	Wait, wait, I still wanna keep sleeping!
分かってる。 	wakatteru. 	I understand
 	 	
早退系ネガティブ天国 	soutaikei negatibbu tengoku 	The "Leaving Early Type", a negative heaven
もう関係ないだろ全国 	mou kankei nai daro zenkoku 	Ain't got nothing to do with this country
マイナス思考も生きる気力 	mainasu shikou mo ikiru kiryoku 	Pessimism can also give you the will to live
 	 	
そう大抵ケガする警告 	sou taitei kega suru keikoku 	The most contaminating of advice
反対側突き抜け　ハッピー　ハッピー 	hantai soku tsukinuke happii happii 	Breaking through to the other side, you'll be happy! Happy!
これはこれで幸せ 	kore wa kore de shiawase 	This is, with this, you'll have happiness
 	 	
早退系ネガティブ天国 	soutaikei negatibbu tengoku 	The "Leaving Early Type", a negative heaven
飛び込んでみたら　そこ戦国 	tobikonde mitara soko sengoku 	If you live in, it's a wild country over there
交わしてぶつけて　負のロンギヌス 	kawashite butsukete fu no ronginusu 	A criss-cross of hurled Negative Longinus
 	 	
やあ拝啓シアワセ者達 	yaa haikei shiawase monotachi 	So to all you happy people
こんなんでも明日も生き生き 	konnan demo ashita mo ikiiki 	All these difficulties but still living on tomorrow
僕はこれが幸せ？ 	boku wa kore ga shiawase? 	For me, is this happiness?
理解してくれなくていいよ 	rikai shite kurenakute ii yo 	It's fine if you don't try to understand
僕の生き様だよ 	boku no ikizama da yo 	It's just the way I live my life!
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*イチオシ独立戦争 (Ichioshi Dokuritsu Sensou) (album)
*Rebellion
==External Links==
===Official===
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===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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