Astolfo

astolfo is an italian pizza chef from 2024: The Show. He appears in the episode Squidward's Waifu as, well, squidward's waifu. This same episode also confirms squidward is gay if all he falls in love with is pizza chefs like astolfo
Might as well rename him alfonzo but of course his italiano parents chose that goofy name that doesn't sound italian
== appearence ==
he looks like an amalgamation of ned flanders and that guy from the pink panther with the big nose holding a pizza and he has a smexy moustache
== personality ==
A mix of stereotypical italian and ned flanders
== quotes ==
"Buonjiorno neighborino"
Category:Characters
Category:Italians
Category:Italian
Category:Waifu
Category:Sexy Characters
Category:Pizza Men
Category:Pizza Castle Workers
Category:Chefs
Category:Humans
Category:Pizza Tower
Category:Gods