Clubbing

You HAVE to come.
 What's so great about this place?
 Oh my god, it's incredible, the whole club is like a hospital. And you sit in wheelchairs and you drink out of IV tubes. And if you want snacks, they bring them to you... in bedpans.
 With everyone getting that flu? That is, like, in the worst taste ever.
 Jesus. You are seriously NO FUN since you hooked up with Max.
 At least I'm not each out of bedpans, bitch. Mwah.
==Appearances==
*Tom Clancy's The Division
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