The Power of Absinthe

Mz. Hyde and Nex have a girls night out at a bar.
Mz. Hyde: *5 drinks later* I swear to drunk I'm not God! 
Nex: *Laughs at this*
Mz. Hyde: Me funny dats think too! *raises glass for a cheers*
Nex: Yep *cheers back*
Mz. Hyde: Y'know wut?!
Nex: What?
Mz. Hyde: Dat asshole righ der!
*She points at Jekyll.*
Hey you! Dr. Jerky!
*He looks at her, also drunk.*
Jekyll: What?
I herd you've got eyeballz for testicales! Izit true?
J: Of course nawt! 
Pruv it!
J: I'll sho you!
*Starts taking his pants off.*
Nawt here you idiotit! 
J: Wer den?! 
*Mz. Hyde gets out of her chair and stumbles over to him. She takes his hand.*
I'll see ju l8r Nex!
*She leaves the bar with Jekyll.*
Nex: What the hay? I don't even want to know.
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"I can't believe I
did that!"
Henry Jekyll woke up
this morning to find himself in a hotel room with none other than...
"I'm not surprised
actually. Absinthe is some powerful stuff man." Answered Mz. Hyde.
"How did you even
talk me into this?!"
"I told you that I
heard that you have eyeballs for testicales and you wanted to prove to me you
didn't. One thing led to another and here we are this morning."
"Oh God...."
"I'm going to be
honest with you Jekyll, I was really disappointed."
"What? That I don't
have any extra pairs of eyes?!"
"No. But you should
really brush up on your anatomy! Seriously! It was like showing an Amish
teenager!"
"I'm sorry! I
haven't done this in a long time!"
"You liar! This was
clearly your first time!"
Henry pinched the bridge
of his nose in annoyance knowing that there was no arguing with this demonic
woman. He sighs.
"Let's
just...forget that this ever happened. Please!"
"Trust me, this
isn't something I'd brag about to anyone!"
"WILL YOU SHUT
UP?!"
"Woah... that's a
new emotion!"
"I'm sorry... let's
just put our clothes back on, pay half and half for the room and-"
Henry was interrupted by
the sound of a singing voice out of nowhere.
"Welcome to the Tea
Party
Want to be my VIP?
You didn't RSVP
That's ok, that's ok
Welcome to the Tea Party
(oh oh, oh oh)
Want to be my VIP?
When I all steamed up,
hear me shout 
Tip me over and pour me
out!"
Mz. Hyde reaches under
the bed and grabs her shoe, which is playing the song and vibrating.
"What's up
Catt?"
"Hey! You've got to
get over here! A-an Org-an tr-ansport a-nd a-n ice cre-am truck cr-ashed into
e-ach other outside the society! There's free ice cr-eam A-ND body
p-arts!"
Mz. Hyde starts bouncing
up and down on the bed like a fangirl.
"OMIGOSH OMIGOSH
OMIGOSH OMIGOSH!~"
"Better hurry!
They're going f-ast!"
In the background,
Elaina calls out " OH YES NOOBS!! CHOCOLATE VANILLA SWIRL WITH COOKIE
CUTTER FLAKES!!!"
"Don't let anyone
eat the Mint chocolate Klondike Bars Catt!"
Mz. Hyde hangs up and in
a flash is dressed and out of the hotel... leaving Henry behind. He sighs
again.
"I hope nobody else
saw that."
"Ohhh no Henry!~
It's just a secret between the THREE of us!" Hyde laughed in Henry's ears.
"And what's better
is that I can rewind your memories like a movie....that we BOTH get to watch
over and over and over and over and over and over..."
Edward continued on as
Henry sat on the bed and contemplated how his life became a living Hell.
Next.
== Obtained From ==
my fan art trash!
Role-playing page for pg. 57!
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Category:It's Raining Ice Cream and Body Parts