Tsar Bomb

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The Tsar Bomb, also called Tsar Bomba by Russians, is currently the largest nuclear bomb on the Unearth. It is a quarter of the Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick, and is what you get when you x10 TIMES ASPLODE. A Wa- version could be very dangerous... but it's a good thing it isn't Wa-fied! Not only is the tsar bomb dangerous, but it has radiation. So even if you survive the explosion you will die of a disease. The only way to not die from the disease is to wear a very powerful Gas Mask and even that might not work. So in conclusion, a Tsar Bomb is not a toy. I'M TALKIN' ABOUT YOU KID!!!!
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