Soviet Russia

Soviet Russia or Russian SSR was a time in Russia's history where the country had the ultimate epicality of land claims which included all of continental Europe and the world. Under the guise of inevitable world Communism and worker seizure, the Soviet Union was formed. The limited Soviet Union included Poland, Bulgaria, and other such nations, while the theoretical unlimited Soviet Union includes all of everything. The Soviet Union included all of the SSRs, Soviet Russia was the first one and had precedent over all the others. The Soviet Union got dead in 1991 somehow and then the countries turned into republican oligarchies. 
As most normals know, Soviet Russia was a (semi) Socialist and Marxist and Communist state, however they don't know that no state in history has ever been Communist since Communism is impossible and highly regarded as stupid, and it was a little totalitarian under Stalin. Normals don't know or think about the evil of Soviet Russia because Nazi Germany was more flashy with it and created millions of films featuring Nazi, and Hitler had a famous list of peoples he hated. This is also because Soviet infiltrators already entered Western institutions and getting everyone to have a far more favorable opinion of Soviet Russia and the Marxist pipeline were some of their lesser goals. Socialists, even after the fall of Soviet Russia and despite its totalitarian requirement still think Socialism is a good idea and admire the Soviet Union for its awesome goal and actions (because all Socialists are Soviet sympathizers). 
Soviet Russia was something Vladimir Putin wanted to recreate in his lifetime, so he sought to Denazify former Soviet states. He wasn't successful, however, because US industry wasn't backing the Russian Federation. But, in 2078, a Joseph Stalin reborn from the Naziening rebirthed the Soviet Union with the help from Kane. If it was any consolation, Joseph Stalin hated porn and made sure to send all porn producers to the Wall. The Soviet Union fell again after being defeated in WWIII. 
== The Flag ==
After Lenin successfully imploded Czar Russia, he and the Marxists, Socialists, and Communists needed a new flag for the Russian SSR. Lavrentiy Beria suggested something like, "something that puts fear into those who look at it, like the Nazi flag," but his scary flag suggestions sounded insane; he suggested decapitated heads being held by some Proletariat or some words around a symbol that says, "we're watching you". No one liked his ideas. Stalin suggested there to be a hammer and sickle and some stars, but before he could describe any colors, he was kidnapped by George Washington and Abraham Lincoln for 2v1 about government. Georgy Malenkov concurred with Stalin's idea, so Lenin approved of a "patriotic flag with a hammer and sickle and some stars". 
These were the eight prototype designs: 
File:Russ ssrMYEYES.png|Obiekt 001 - rejected and burned because of how it hurt to look at
File:Russ ssr5.png|Obiekt 002 - unapproved because it is too soft 
File:Russ ssr4.png|Obiekt 003 - unapproved because yellow means mustard
File:Russ ssr3.png|Obiekt 004 - rejected because green is money
File:Russ ssr0.png|Obiekt 005 - rejected because it looks too female
File:Russ ssr2.png|Obiekt 006 - rejected because of terrible symbol placement
File:Russ ssr1.png|Obiekt 007 - rejected because symbols are hard to see
File:Russ ssr.png|Obiekt 008 - it's perfect!
== History ==
Thanks to the books of Marx and Engels, people everywhere believed in the inevitable Revolution, this was most clear in the Europeans since the Russian Empire was in hot water because of revolutionary Marxists. Soviet Russia was created because Kaiser Wilhelm knew Vladimir Lenin would take Russia out of WWI with a violent Communist Revolution. (It is a wonder why Adolf Hitler liked the Kaisrreich.) Lenin did not like Marx or his pipeline to Communism, so he actually wanted to tear Soviet Russia down and turn it Leninist, a Stupidism derived from Capitalism. Lenin was really old at this point, so he trained Leon Trotsky and Donut Vissarionovich in Leninism and told them what had to be done to free the Russian people from Socialist tyranny. However, Trotsky would be exiled and killed in Mexico and Donut would never get the chance to take power during Soviet rule and then he was exiled to Bulgaria by Vladimir Putin. 
Joseph Stalin took control as the General Director of the Soviet Union and started using The Wall more often on political rivals big and small and suspected anti-Stalinists. Stalin was upset at the industrial state Russia was in at this point, so he created an accelerationist policy called the Decade Plan, also known as We Need Industry, Millions Must Die, or Say Goodbye to Autonomy You Fricking Ukrainians, Polanders, Bulgarians, and Such, or Russ Communism 100 Million Dead. It killed more people than all of the Holocommunist and WWII combined. Those who didn't die were sent to gulag. Soviet Russia was almost an ally with Nazi Germany when they agreed to share the Poland and not kill each other. Stalin and Hitler were good friends until Hitler revealed that was a lie when he ordered the Burgewehr to go all the way to Moscow. Stalin spent a week in shock at what Hitler had done. Luckily, through American industry and failing history the Hammer Force was able to Race to Berlin and take out Germany. After the war, the Soviets were able to erase any evidence of American help for Russian industry. 
Joe Stalin soon died and was replaced by Vasily Chuikov the Marshal of the Soviet Union and he sought to destroy all and any type of opposition to the Soviet Union. To increase military power, all gulag prisoners were permanently made into soldiers, factory workers, or farm workers and a lot of jobs defined as demoralizing were eliminated so those workers could be employed in jobs defined as happy, so the Soviet military and industry become top of the world. Marshal Chuikov's advisors told him that the workers were unhappy, and it is recommended by the psychologists that state mandated porn and opium be distributed to peoples' living cubicles. This is the way; this is how Marshal Chuikov successfully kept peace in the Soviet Union. People who have no belief of anything higher than Marx or Gramsci, are easily enslaved to their base desires, thus are easily controlled by those who offer solutions to their wants. 
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