Protector 3/5/2021

[9:00][DOIC]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*The STAR TREK: PROTECTOR theme begins to play...
[9:01][DOIC]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*Once again, instead of the Protector being featured, the camera starts rotating around Deep Space Nine. It shows a timelapse featuring the ongoing battle against the vole population, and the effort
[9:01][DOIC]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:of one officer to prevent a 'vole genocide'
[9:02][DOIC]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*Once the time lapse ends, it zooms in on a conference room on DS9, where the crew is preparing for yet another meeting. This one seems less official as there are no dress uniforms or huge feast befo
[9:03][DOIC]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:before them. The episode begins as Marcus gives his opening log...
[9:03][DOIC]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Station commander's log, supplemental. My mother once told me I'd never amount to much, and for a while I thought I'd proved her wrong by getting this position. After all, this seat was once held.
[9:04][DOIC]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:by the legendary Sisko, so it's not one they'd toss to any random officer who earned his command pins, right..? Well, I'm starting to doubt myself now. It seems more and more like this assignment..
[9:05][DOIC]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:was just tossed my way so someone else could get away from the constant chittering and wire-gnawing of the voles on this station. We've tried damned near everything, and even with the humane traps..
[9:06][DOIC]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:I ordered the crew use those Betazoids for the Ethical Treatment of Animals lunatics find something else to scream about. I mean, at least we took down the kill count, right? Mh. In any case, ..
[9:07][DOIC]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:after increased pressure from the group we've decided to sit down with a few people in their leadership to see what we can do about this overwhelming infestation. I just hope they're not as nutty..
[9:07][DOIC]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:as they've demonstrated themselves to be in the past. End log.
[9:08][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus rubbed his face.* "So, anything else we need to go over before they arrive?
[9:08][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-looks to theceiling as thelog ends a moment before looking back toher PADD
[9:08][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Bakre] They are going to press you hard, Commander
[9:08][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Unfortuanately our mole vole was not forthcoming as to the location of their rebel base
[9:08][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] Did you have something to say, Lieutenant? *She looks to V'Tira.
[9:09][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-gives Cathy the 'look' at that one
[9:09][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Prefering instead to fry itself on an isolinear chip
[9:09][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"I don't know what else I can do, I ordered Ristovski and the others to quit killing them.
[9:09][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:I have a solution
[9:09][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Yes Catherine I am usnure opening with a repressed sexual innuendo is the right choice for the meeting
[9:09][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Evacuate teh station and cede it to the Vole Cooperate
[9:10][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*Cathy blinks.
[9:10][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] That is unacceptable, doctor
[9:10][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:So will be whatever these betazoids have to say
[9:10][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus kept his palm to his face.
[9:10][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Especailly since they are just going to read what we really feel anyway
[9:11][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Yes but not exactly innacurate Catherine, Voles nest..so a collabrative government of such would be called a Cooperativ
[9:11][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:The truth is, teh vole's a threat to not only the security of the station but the health of the residents
[9:11][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-nods to T'Lena
[9:11][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Extermination is the only option
[9:11][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] Voles are not capable of forming a government
[9:11][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"V'Tira, either give real suggestions or keep your mouth shut.
[9:11][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-quirksa brow at that andnods- Yes Si
[9:12][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:But there are better methods for externimation than a death robot
[9:12][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:"Not sure if its been discussed but can we use some chemcials to make them all sterile so they can't breed anymore?
[9:12][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Unforutnatley most of our ability to blanked use chemcals would also require an evacutation of the station
[9:13][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Unless you want to sterilize most of the mammalian species as well
[9:13][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] Our guests would likely classify that as form of genocide
[9:13][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] Miss Tegan? Mister Costa
[9:13][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Genocide woudl require targeting an entire species
[9:13][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-nods to Walker's comment- Oh yes we should be sure to let the people of BETA know of such an approach rightof theat
[9:13][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--looks up-- "yes?
[9:13][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:This is an infestation there are plenty oof vole on cardassian colonies
[9:13][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] Do you have any ideas
[9:13][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:"Well if they cant provide a good answer screw 'em
[9:13][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-looks at Ezri
[9:14][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-quirks abrow at Walker- Interestin
[9:14][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"I am starting to like the idea of temporarily evacuating the station and flooding it with neurotoxins.
[9:14][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus looked out the window, part of him wishing he was floating through the vacuum of space right now.
[9:14][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Why not merely blow up the station andbuild anewone
[9:15][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"V'Tira. Strike one.
[9:15][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:The station is neede
[9:15][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"that would be terribly expensive V'Tira.
[9:15][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:..that is areal optio
[9:15][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"V'Tira.
[9:15][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-protests
[9:15][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:Well i said this before can we use the chemicals to gather them all in one place, lock them in a large box or shuttle and ship them off somewher
[9:16][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:The issue is anything that affects them typically affects humanoids
[9:16][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"The next person who recommends gassing the station is getting sent to their room," *he sighed.
[9:16][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:And unless we know where they are holed up we can't get them all. If we new that we could use the transporters
[9:16][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-to Walker- Strike one for you too it seem
[9:17][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:i guess s
[9:17][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:And our mole was.... well probably tryign to avoid the death robot
[9:17][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--folds her arms and sits back in her chair.-- "There is one idea, but I have been reluctant to suggest it.
[9:17][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Right. Well, here's my thought." *He sat up.* "These betazoids can sense them, right? So why not use them to find the main nest and let them take the voles?
[9:17][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-offfers- Perhaps next mole..offer it /full/ immunity this time aroun
[9:18][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:IF they can
[9:18][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:But in all likely hood they are just here to object
[9:18][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*They could hear faint chants from the other room.* "Stop the slaughter! Voles have souls!
[9:18][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-offers- Why not make the wiring....Vole Proof
[9:18][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*Cathy rubs the bridge of her nose.
[9:18][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:COuld we freeze them out? instead and lead them place by place to where we need them to be
[9:19][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:or steam them ou
[9:19][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Its a cardassian station i'd have thought if that was possible they would have doen it already V'tira
[9:19][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Oh yes -nodnods- Both hot and cold are option
[9:19][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Who is chanting?
[9:19][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"I'll give you one guess.
[9:19][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Wizards perhaps
[9:19][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] Our guests, likely
[9:20][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"it is creeping me out.
[9:20][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-nods- it should Ezri...who knows whatit might summo
[9:20][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:By acciden
[9:20][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] It is an ideological chant, not a spell casting
[9:20][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] *She stepped into the room, a splatter of red paint on her cheek. Next to her was a diminutive betazoid woman with violently pink hair.
[9:21][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:Well by all means invite the loonies in and ask them how they deal with it perhaps they can speak with the voles and ask them nicely to leav
[9:21][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-to Aloran- Um..you havea dabof..righton your..there -gesutres gentle with her own figner on her own face
[9:21][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Azacri] "Loonies?? Is that what you think of people who CARE about the LIVES of animals!
[9:22][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:If you care about them so much, lets hear your ideas of how to get them out of here
[9:22][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "You should've seen the guy they threw the paint on," *she said dryly as she wiped her cheek off.
[9:22][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--looks at Azacri-- "yes.
[9:22][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*sighs
[9:22][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Well this is off to a good star
[9:22][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*a untranslatable romulan curse
[9:22][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*Cathy facepalms.
[9:22][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Azacri] *She glared at Ezri.* "Well not all of us can stand idly by while butchery on such a grand scale goes on.
[9:23][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:*Looks at Azacri* "Well i'm waiting, come please share your ideas
[9:23][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] Miss...Kieres? Allen? We have been trying to solve this peacefully for months
[9:23][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"but, they are animals. I they did not want to be butchered they would have been borna higher form of life.
[9:23][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Walker, shut up." *He got up and headed over to offer Azacri his hand.
[9:23][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-nods- Well said Ezri..thatought to bring them aroun
[9:23][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:"sir
[9:24][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-pats Walker's forearm sympthetically
[9:24][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:*Looks at V'tirea and nods his thanks
[9:24][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-nods in return just once as shewhispers to him
[9:25][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*Cathy watches this exchange with Azacri and Marcus curiously.
[9:25][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Azacri] "For months? Then why was the kill counter only taken down last week?" *She stared at Marcus a moment, then took his hand but did not shake it.* "I am glad to see, however, that you've..
[9:25][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:made -some- strides to humanely deal with the issue. I'd like your permission to talk to the voles myself!
[9:25][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-makes a small paper triangle football outof some paper
[9:26][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus stared at Az.* "...Talk to the voles." *He repeated.
[9:26][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] You...want...to /talk/...to them
[9:26][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:..
[9:26][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:There was a human film about this
[9:26][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Azacri] "Well not like we are now! But all animals have a form of communication and most can be reached telepathically.
[9:26][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:That human talked out of his anal cavity
[9:26][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"You can't talk to a vole, they are lower life forms with no language skills.
[9:26][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] Doctor..
[9:26][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-nods to TLena- it was called Food of the God
[9:27][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:No, It was the one about the dolphin who could kick a football
[9:27][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Azacri] "They are NOT 'lower life forms!' They are just different than us, and that doesn't make them any less valid.
[9:27][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Ace Ventura
[9:27][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Yes
[9:27][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-to Tlena- Did they not kidnap that dolphin
[9:27][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:They did
[9:27][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:"Doctor Doo littl
[9:28][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Well there isour answer
[9:28][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] I believe what...Miss Tegan was...clumsily trying to say is that they are not sentient
[9:28][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--looks at Az confused.-- "yes it does?
[9:28][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:We need a cetacean officer
[9:28][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Someone contact Enterprise
[9:28][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] That does not mean a peaceful solution is not ideal, however
[9:28][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus groaned.* "Ms... Kieres, was it? Please be seated.
[9:28][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:We need a cross dressing transexuazl pyschotic ex professional footplayer turned security chief to kidnap our voles then
[9:28][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"V'Tira, strike two.
[9:28][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:..all solve
[9:28][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*It is Cathy's turn to give V'Tira the /look/.
[9:28][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-slumps as strike two is assigned
[9:28][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:*Cant help but laugh
[9:29][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Azacri] "Is this the kind of operation you run here Mister Blaine? Where your other officers just joke and laugh about the deaths of living beings?
[9:30][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Of course not---
[9:30][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"..They are only voles..
[9:30][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-nods to Ezri
[9:30][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Azacri] "Because this behaviour is disgusting and downright sociopathic, and not at all in keeping with the spirit of Starfleet. The spirit that respects all life forms, big, small, smart or..
[9:31][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:differently abled! You should all be ashamed!
[9:31][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"To be fair I respect all intelligent life. The Trill holy book says the maker put lower life forms here to serve us.
[9:32][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus covered his face with his palm.
[9:32][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Ms Kieres, I don't think this is going to work, perhaps we should discuss this privately in my office.
[9:32][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-quirks acurious eye at marcus as he says this
[9:33][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] Perhaps I could accompany you, sir
[9:33][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-quirks acurious eye at Baker as she says this
[9:33][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*Cathy gives her a poker face.
[9:33][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Azacri] "Oh no, I think this is perfectly indicative of everything I've been told about this crew and their conduct!" *she shook her finger at the table.* "Shame on you all!" *She turned and..
[9:33][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:stormed out.
[9:34][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-nods somewhatknowingly at Catherine
[9:34][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus groaned and covered his face with his hands.
[9:34][DOIC1]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] Well...that went...well.
[9:34][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "You stepped in it now." *She remarked.
[9:34][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--blinks several times in confusion-- "what is she so upset about?
[9:35][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-watches her leave- ..hipp
[9:35][DOIC2]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[David] Well...how did it go
[9:35][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:"Can we just beam all of them somewhere like a ship. They are off here and then they are the ships problem
[9:35][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Azacri] "Tell everyone, this crew doesn't care about the lives of animals and considers them 'lesser life forms!' Give me my sign, we're protesting!
[9:35][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:I think the Betazedsmight object Mr Walke
[9:35][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:"In some sort of container? or the likes?
[9:36][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:"Not if they are beamed to safety
[9:36][DOIC2]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*The large Borg gives her the sign he had been holding for her and nods, going to inform the others.
[9:36][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:"Everyones happy and the damn things aren't hurt
[9:36][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"...Walker you absolute moron. You're all dismissed.
[9:36][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:They are citizensof theFederation howev e
[9:36][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*He turned and left.
[9:36][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--looks at Walker, we can't get a positive transporter lok on individual voles.
[9:36][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:OH! the voles! I though he meant the BETA Protester
[9:36][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"i have a solution to that..
[9:37][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:"Right that makes more sense... But if we can we can then just beam them to whereever the BETA people want
[9:37][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:"Hell could be the sun for all i care
[9:38][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*As Marcus stepped back out, he could hear chants of 'Stop the Slaughter!' and 'Voles Have Souls!' as naked betazoids displayed themselves on giant glue traps.
[9:38][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she got a look on her face a moment
[9:38][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Perhaps Mr Walker is also suggesting the beam them all to the BETA's shi
[9:38][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:The gigantes
[9:38][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:Yes problem solve
[9:38][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:Not our problem anymore the
[9:38][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she looked slightly confused a moment
[9:39][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Perhaps Captain Razzor will adopt the
[9:39][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"I could create some self replicating drones that would track and inject each vole they find with a transporter tag. They could then be beamed to a container ship for processing and transport to a ne
[9:39][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:and make it clear no take back
[9:39][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:habitat.
[9:39][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"I wonder if retiring at thirty-one is an option," *he muttered to himself as he dodges and weaved back to his office.
[9:39][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:Perfect can we do that Etri
[9:39][DOIC2]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*Cathy follows him back to his office.
[9:39][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:*Ezr
[9:39][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"i just said I could..
[9:40][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:"Well then, what does eveyrone else think
[9:40][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:an interesting ida..pleaseloop me for theACCI reports please Ezr
[9:40][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "I think you're all wasting your breath since the commanders left.
[9:40][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:it might take somepressureoff of marcu
[9:40][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*shurgs
[9:41][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"I am just brain storming here Aloran.
[9:41][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus went to sit down at the desk, hitting his head against it a few times.
[9:41][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-to Aloran- he has?? -looks at Marcus chair ands ee heis gone- CXuriou
[9:41][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:Well he should be happy as we have a solution and a way to do i
[9:41][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"I will suggest the idea to the commander later.
[9:41][DOIC2]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] That will be ineffective against the problem
[9:41][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "He dismissed you all like ten minutes ago.
[9:41][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:I truly believed hew as still her
[9:42][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:It's a space station
[9:42][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"I am not going out there until thos crazies leave.
[9:42][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:We aren't really going anywhere
[9:42][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] *She shrugged.* "I'm going to go round up protestors, then." *She put her gloves on and headed out.
[9:42][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"As if anything else will be?
[9:42][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:Well if the boss approves our plan we cna then tell them, they set up their ship and that keeps them bus
[9:42][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"have fun Aloran.
[9:43][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Indeed Ezri..interestn ourVole iniative seems have led to a differentifnestatio
[9:43][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Oh, I will... beating up hippies is what every security officer dreams of.
[9:43][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Now we are infested by voles andby Hippie
[9:43][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:That's what happens
[9:43][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:So beforee we ridorselvesof the voles..we must figureouthow to ridourselvesof the hipie
[9:43][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Idea
[9:43][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Death metal. Hippies can't stand death metal
[9:44][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Fair poin
[9:44][DOIC2]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] I doubt we are going to accomplish anything with these...people obstructing us
[9:44][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:I have never seen them gather around sch musi
[9:44][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:Like i said tell them of the ship plan and if they want them to be saved they need to prepare the ships for the
[9:44][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:=^= V'Tira to Catherin
[9:44][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:We can use Opeth
[9:44][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"We're not going to accomplish anything with my crew fucking me over by not being able to act like civilised people for ten damn minutes!
[9:44][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-nods to Tlena
[9:45][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--gets up and heads out.-
[9:45][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she just has a I can't believe we are in this situation laugh
[9:45][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-heads out to theprotestors
[9:45][DOIC1]Walker@redwolf567#235:if secuirty are going out there can i get popcorn
[9:46][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Ankos] "I'd rather wear NOTHING than wear FUR!
[9:46][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:I do not see why you shouldn
[9:46][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Save it for your cellmate.
[9:46][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:What doesn't make sense
[9:47][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she heads out
[9:47][DOIC2]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] Perhaps we should work to attempt to use their...quirks to our advantage
[9:47][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--heads to the promenade, watches Aloran work-
[9:47][DOIC3]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*monitors for injuries
[9:48][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Endel] SAVE THE TREES!! -waves his upside down sign that reads 'Protect the VOLES!'
[9:48][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"How are we supposed to do that, exactly? I've been trying to find a way to harness their 'quirks' for months now and all it gets me are splitting migraines and having to repeat myself over and..
[9:48][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:over again.
[9:48][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--looks at T'lena-- "Have you ever heard anything so silly, voles having souls?
[9:48][DOIC2]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] Well the way I see...we have two problems now, no
[9:49][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Oh, it's much more than two." *He pulled up a blank document.* "'Resignation' has one S, right?
[9:50][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:Spot] -is beside AEndel with a sign taped to his back that reads- SAVE A VOLE AND EAT ROCKS
[9:50][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--shakes her head.-
[9:50][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Azacri was handing out T-shirts reading '100% BETA' and 'PROUD BETA MALE'
[9:51][DOIC2]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] You are not going to accomplish anything with that. *She pauses for a moment.* Our first priority has to be riding the station of the new infestation...these protestors. We should expect tha
[9:52][DOIC2]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] they will insist on leaving an observer behind which we will graciously accept
[9:52][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Derek] proudly wears his BETA MALE T-Shirt while waving his sign chanting- LEAVE BABY VOLES ALONE
[9:52][DOIC3]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Everything is vrenti right now MS Tegan
[9:52][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"yeah I was just thinking that doc.
[9:53][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"why can't some people see reason?
[9:53][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:Curious though...this method of..protesting...why are those women naked in giant Vole Traps
[9:53][DOIC3]T'lena@Captain_Rien:For one I've never known betazoids to be this well... They threw the jem hadar off their world using mass implementations of terror and psycosis
[9:53][DOIC3]T'lena@Captain_Rien:They've never been soft
[9:53][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus sighed.* "I'm not against that. I do want to speak with them since I think we're on the same page idea wise: let the betazoids find the voles and take them away.
[9:53][DOIC3]Walker@redwolf567#235:"Normal hippie protests
[9:53][DOIC3]T'lena@Captain_Rien:It doesn't make sense
[9:54][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"...as long as they don't try to mind wipe us..
[9:54][DOIC2]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] That is an ideal solution. Would like me to track down Miss Kieres and bring her here
[9:54][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"I offered it to her already, but fine, talk to her again.
[9:54][DOIC2]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] Perhaps a woman's touch will be more...presuasive
[9:54][DOIC2]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*Cath smiles.
[9:54][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:We could simply gas the lot
[9:54][DOIC3]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Not to mention there are at least three ships worth of starfleet officers that makes no sense
[9:55][DOIC3]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she just shook her head and headed off
[9:55][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"gas the protesters?
[9:55][DOIC3]T'lena@Captain_Rien:I'll be in medlab
[9:55][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Liz] -watched from the upper proemndade utterly amused as she sipped her BIG Gulp
[9:55][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Or maybe just not being in a room full of officers chattering at her.
[9:55][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*entered medlab
[9:56][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"...I should go down there and reason with these people.
[9:56][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*went to take her own blood sample
[9:56][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] *She side-eyed Liz as she dragged Ankos away.
[9:56][DOIC2]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] That too
[9:56][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*placed the green liquid in the analyzer and started analyzing quantum state
[9:57][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Liz] -winks to Aloran as she does so
[9:57][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"See what you can do, then... I'll be here.
[9:57][DOIC2]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] I will return with her
[9:57][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] *she muttered under her breath,* "I had better be getting that vacation soon...
[9:57][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Derek] Kill More VOLES! HEADS WILL ROLL!! KILL MORE VOLES HEADS WILL ROLL!
[9:58][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Huh
[9:59][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Computer. Satus of Romulus
[9:59][DOIC3]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*Cathy enters the protest area, looking for Azacri.
[9:59][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Konmal] -seems sympathetic to the cause merely to hit on the emotionally committed Hippy Babes
[10:00][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Eren] *She was sitting near the glue trap exhibit with a drink.
[10:00][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"There sure seems to be a lot of protesters..
[10:01][DOIC3]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] Miss Kieres? *Cathy calls out.
[10:01][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Azacri] *She was sitting on David's shoulders, waving her sign.* "RIGHTS FOR ALL LIFE FORMS!!
[10:01][DOIC5]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Computer] Unknown inquiry. Please be more specific
[10:01][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Konmal] -smiles to a blond in a shirt aht reads "Hey There amrcus..how many voles ahve you killed today' half shit - I like that you don't shave..
[10:02][DOIC2]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*Cathy walks over to the Kieres.* Ummm...Azacri, was it
[10:02][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:shirt
[10:02][DOIC3]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*Cathy walks over to the Kieres.* Ummm...Azacri, was it
[10:02][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Does the planet still exist
[10:02][DOIC5]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Computer] Yes
[10:02][DOIC5]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*Affirmative
[10:02][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Azacri] "Yes I am! NO MURDER UNDER THE STARFLEET BANNER!!
[10:03][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:What is its ruling body
[10:03][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--sighs.-
[10:03][DOIC3]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] Azacri, Commander Blaine would like to...apologize for the conduct of our crew in that meeting. He and I would like to meet with you and anyone else you feel you need in the room to find a pe
[10:03][DOIC3]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] peaceful solution
[10:03][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she compared a standard sample from some patient that came through's bloodwork for quantum signature
[10:04][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Konmal] -smoothly as he can- It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug
[10:04][DOIC5]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Computer] The Romulan Star Empire
[10:04][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--heads down into the promenade to get a Jumja stick.-
[10:04][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Well then
[10:05][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:-stays near Ezri to keep her safe from the protsters
[10:05][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Azacri] "Fine, but if there's any more talk about killing voles I am NOT going to sit idly by!
[10:05][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:=^= V'tira I need you to come join me in sickbay
[10:05][DOIC3]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] Of course. Follow me, please
[10:05][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--looks at V'Tira-- "Do you want a Jumja stick V'Tira?
[10:05][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Azacri] *she climbed down from David's shoulders.
[10:06][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:-Protester chant- HEY THERE MARCUS..WHAT DO YA SAY??...HOW MANY POOR VOLES DID YA KILL TODAY -repeats
[10:06][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:-nods- Indeed i would Ezr
[10:06][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus laid his head on his desk again, sighing.
[10:06][DOIC3]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[David] Would you like me to accompany you, imzadi
[10:06][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--motions to the vendor.-- "I'll take two Jumja sticks please.
[10:06][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Azacri] "No, you make sure everyone stays nice and peaceful out here!
[10:06][DOIC3]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[David] Of course
[10:07][DOIC3]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[David] There will be no hurting of anyone
[10:07][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:-Liz moves about the upper promendade..making sure her indivdually placed'under cover delta ops' are in position in the ventof an emertgency to aid Aloran
[10:08][DOIC3]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Baker] Right this way, Miss Kieres
[10:08][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Az went with Baker.
[10:08][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Az went with Baker.
[10:08][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:=^= V'tira
[10:08][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:-Protester chant- HEY THERE MARCUS..WHAT DO YA SAY??...HOW MANY VOLES DID YA KILL TODAY -repeats
[10:09][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:-collects her Jumjja stick
[10:09][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:=^= Yes Doctor
[10:09][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--after handing V'Tira her Jumja stick Ezri takes a bite of her own treat.-
[10:09][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:-nommies her jumja stick as well
[10:10][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:=^= Got a little excogitate proble
[10:10][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Endel] HEY THERE BLAINE WHAT DO YOU SAY?? DID YOU EAT YOUR BROCOLLI ON THIS DAY
[10:10][DOIC2]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*Cathy leads Azacri into Marcus' office.
[10:10][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:=^= -eyes trhe loud Delta andresponds- Timey Whimey Issues..are you certain
[10:11][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:=^= I need to run your bloodwork
[10:11][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:-looks to Ezri to see if she heard this as well
[10:11][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:=^= I am with Ezri and we are eating Jumja sticks...do you wish her as well?
[10:12][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Fvadt.. *she mutters* Prime suspect... *she answers the comm* =^= Yeah Ms tegan may be useful
[10:12][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--looks at V'Tira-
[10:13][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:=^= let me see if she wishes to aid -looks to Ezri- wanna help the doctor withja possible tiem issue
[10:13][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--shrugs-- "Sure, could be fun.
[10:14][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Derek] pours a jar of red paint onto the deck
[10:14][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:-which the station cleans up right away
[10:14][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] *She immediately twisted Derek's arm behind his back.* "Big mistake.
[10:15][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"kick his ass Aloran!
[10:15][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Derek] Ack! wait what?? its asymbolic gestre you kzari Klown!
[10:15][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Endel] Is Derek being oppressed
[10:15][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:-to David
[10:15][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Well I'll just symbolically toss you in the brig, then." *She started dragging him.
[10:16][DOIC2]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[David] He violated station regulations
[10:16][DOIC3]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[David] He violated station regulations
[10:16][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:-derekis draggedoff kicking and screaming- LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!! REMEBER K-7!! K-7!!
[10:16][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[chant] K-7!! K-7!!K-7!
[10:16][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she waited for v'tira to show up
[10:16][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--shakes her head-
[10:16][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Endel] OKIES!!
[10:16][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] *She slammed him against the wall as she walked.* "Oops, maybe you shouldn't be thrashing like that.
[10:17][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:We should head off to the doctor
[10:17][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--nods-
[10:17][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--follows V'Tira.-
[10:17][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Derek] NAZI! KZARI! OPRESSOR! YO AREW INTEERNALIZING YOUR OWN MYSOGONY
[10:17][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Shao. Did anything of note happen in 2387
[10:18][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:-heads down to themedical bay noddingonce to Aloranand Derek as she passes
[10:18][DOIC5]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Shao] Uhhh..
[10:18][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Oh, yes, that's exactly what I need, a man to tell me I secretly hate myself for being a woman. Idiot.
[10:18][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:-crowd chants at Aloran= HERBERT HERBERT HERBERT!
[10:18][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Derek] YOU ARE JUST PREPETUATIG THE HATE
[10:19][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:That hard to come up with something
[10:19][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Whatever you say, beta.
[10:20][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:-enters sickbay with ehr jumja stick andezr- Hello Docto
[10:20][DOIC5]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Shao] Not that I remember
[10:20][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Jolun tru V'tira
[10:20][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"hello doc.
[10:20][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Shao you can take a break
[10:20][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Derek] -snarls trying to sound touch- BETA MALE ANDPROUDOF IT HERBERT
[10:20][DOIC5]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*She nods and exits.
[10:21][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "You didn't need to tell me that. I think I figured it out.
[10:21][DOIC3]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[David] ...I kept telling her that was poor phrasing
[10:21][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:-crowd chants at Aloran= HERBERT HERBERT HERBERT!
[10:21][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Ms Tegan. What is the current state of the Romulan Star Empire
[10:21][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Endel] yes..that does not seem..smart
[10:21][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Derek] -stops witha frown now..as hes aysit outloud
[10:22][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Derek] Um.
[10:22][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--blinks-- "They are Romulan.
[10:22][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she went over and took some of v'tira's blood* Yes, But does it exist
[10:22][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Yeah, that's the look of a man who just realised how idiotic the sounds he's making are." *She dragged him the rest of the way to the brig.
[10:22][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:-looks from one to theother at this, fully allowing Tlena to drasw her blood
[10:23][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she then starts the analysis
[10:23][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"um..is this a trick question?
[10:23][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Derek] -sighs as hejustnow utterly acepts his fate-...yeah ya got me there..
[10:23][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Just answer it
[10:23][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Aloran threw Derek in the cell with naked Ankos.
[10:23][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"..I don't think so..I think they have a republic now.
[10:23][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:-rolls her sleeve back down and nommies her jumja somemore
[10:24][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Well you saved yourself from having to get stuck Since my Ezri doesn't like hypos
[10:24][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Derek] Wait..wth hi?? bt..I mean..come on..COMEON!
[10:24][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"...well that is good...I don't like them either.
[10:25][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:V'tira you myself Ms Tegan are from a different quantum reality than everyoen else here
[10:25][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Perhaps others
[10:25][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:I beg your pardon
[10:25][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"cool.
[10:25][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:We are in a different reality than where we are supposed to be
[10:25][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Maybe now you'll consider your life choices a bit more." *She activated the field and left.
[10:25][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"i thought something seemed a little off.
[10:25][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:Curious..by design this time..or didwe do it to ourselves again
[10:26][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:I can't be certain about that. I do know that in this reality the Romulan Star Empire is still alive and well
[10:26][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:May also explain the differences with the klingon structure
[10:26][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--nods-
[10:27][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Decia] -awaits Aloran outside andasks sympathetically and ina qquiet voice- How long do you think heshould remain in there before i can..collect him and take hijmback to the ship
[10:27][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:And why the crews of the gigantes, sentinel and Adagio are currently protesting inVole-intary expiration on the promenade
[10:27][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Give him a night to think long and hard about what he's done with his life.
[10:27][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:-frowns some- it is most probable thiswas by design..as we seem to have memeories of thsi time line ourselve
[10:28][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:There was a case read about at starfleet medical
[10:28][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Where Ambassador Worf jumped between parrallel realities
[10:28][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Decia] -smiles andnods- Very well...I shall see you in themorning then..-then withmore sympathy- Goodluck with the rest -nodst o her encourahgingly
[10:28][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:The issue is it is very likely that our counterparts in this reality are dead
[10:28][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "I'll need it.
[10:29][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Merged into our state that is why we have the memories
[10:29][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Decia] Indeed..call if help is required and we wil be there -heads back to thestationproper
[10:29][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"maybe..
[10:29][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:We don't seem to be jumping and I only know what I knew from the wait that's an idea
[10:29][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Computer, Look up, Worf Son of Mogh
[10:30][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:Indeed..evenmore curious..where are we supposed to be
[10:30][DOIC5]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*Worf's service record is displayed.
[10:30][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"...THis could be an illusion..
[10:30][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:Doubtful givent heblood wor
[10:30][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"or an artificial reality of some kind.
[10:30][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:We could, the why i was going to leave up to you ms tegan
[10:31][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] *she strode into her office, shut the door, and said loudly to the ceiling.* "Q!!
[10:31][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Konmal] -to a red head playingbongos with her blond friend- I can tie cherry stems into dreads with my tongue
[10:32][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Commander worf died on the enterprised in 2367
[10:32][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] Must you be so loud
[10:32][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"that does not seem right...
[10:32][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:I think I know the reality we are in
[10:32][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:-qurirks abrow- Interestin
[10:32][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "This isn't even close to top volume for me. Why the fuck are we still here? You said it would be a week or two!
[10:33][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] There were...complications
[10:33][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "You can literally rewrite the laws of the universe, what could complicate things for YOU?
[10:33][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"i thought there was something wrong with this reality, I was just happy to see Aloran again so I didn't say anything.
[10:33][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she confirms picards death in the borg incursion* And that explains Romulus
[10:34][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] Your puny mortal brain wouldn't understand, I'm afraid. Is this about that vacation
[10:34][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Temporal Medicine class finally doing something other than givign me headaches it seems
[10:34][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "No, it's about still being stuck here with these imbeciles and now I'm dealing with a fucking protest for vole rights?!
[10:35][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] Well, it's not my fault your savage races don't know how to treat other living beings
[10:35][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:Yes Ive missed her as well Ezr
[10:35][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:I think somehow, we slipped into a reality where the protector crew is actually the DS9 staff, lots fo things are different, due to certain deaths
[10:35][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Why we are here thoough I don't know, and how we get back? Got me. Maybe something to do with the wormhole
[10:36][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:We are supposed to be in another galaxy
[10:36][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Yeah, the wormhole does not lead to another galaxy doctor.
[10:37][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:The doctror does havea pointthough..if the worm hole is not how we got here we would just bewsastingour tim
[10:37][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Look. I've played your damned game, I've babysat these people for the amount of time I promised to. I'm going mad here.
[10:37][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] I have a deal for you
[10:37][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:No it doesn't. Im a doctor not a quantum theorist. I have diagnosed the problem I don't think I'll be the solution
[10:38][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:=^= V'Tira to Marcu
[10:38][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Ask him about nyzaria
[10:38][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Simply making a transition to another universe should not have changed our memories.
[10:38][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:Very well..whatshoul dia sk him
[10:38][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] Oh dear, it appears your crew has discovered our little secret and is about to...fill you in
[10:39][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Ask her if she's still a lovely color of Yellow
[10:39][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"ask him how does his garden grow?
[10:39][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:-quirks abrow at that andnods- Iwil
[10:39][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Ms Tegan that is because we merged with our counterparts in this universe
[10:39][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"...not going to provide each one with a little bed and pillow to---" *He paused.* "One moment, Ms Kieres.
[10:39][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:I wil do that as well Ezr
[10:39][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:=/\= "Yes, V'Tira?
[10:39][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she rolled up her sleeve
[10:39][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] Insufferably persistent, Starfleet is
[10:39][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"that would imply only our consciousness made the tranfer..
[10:40][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Not exactl
[10:40][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "You can't keep up a charade like this for too long, someone always sticks their nose in it.
[10:40][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:We made the transfer. But we merged
[10:40][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] Are you interested in another deal, or would you rather pout in your quarters until this is over
[10:40][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:My tattoo is gone, but the quantum signature is differnet which is not possible
[10:40][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "I'm listening.
[10:40][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:=^= Marcus...I havea questionf or you...tell meof your love Nyzaria..is she still a lovely color yellow?? and ofcoursehow does her garden grow? I am being quite serious
[10:40][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus blinked.
[10:41][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Azacri] *She tilted her head at Marcus curiously.
[10:41][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:-nods toboth
[10:41][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:=/\= "Can this not wait, V'Tira, I'm in the middle of a meeting.
[10:41][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:We are likely slowly takign over the body, our memories will become our own
[10:42][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] As I said, there were...complications. However, a relocation is not out of the question. We do need you...relatively close by in case something goes horribly wrong
[10:42][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Tell him we are having a problem with teh Sunstone that requires his immediate attention
[10:42][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:=^= Is she a lovely shade of /Yellow/?..think of the implications here Marcus
[10:42][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] The deal is simple. I give you what I promised I you
[10:42][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:=/\= "You know damn well she's green, V'tira.
[10:42][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:=^= We are having an issue witht eh Sunstone that we need your help immediately Marcus..
[10:42][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:=^= No marcus...here..sheis /Yellow
[10:43][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Here they have likely never met
[10:43][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus stared at the wall for a moment.
[10:43][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Azacri] *She looked at Marcus.* "Um... maybe you should take that.
[10:43][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:=^= Marcus. The matrix has yo
[10:43][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:=/\= "The Matrix." *He repeated flatly.
[10:43][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*sighs
[10:43][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*pinches the vulcan
[10:44][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] In return, you accept that...they're going to have come with you. Of course, Risa is much bigger than a space station...it's quite easy for you to avoid them if you wish
[10:44][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:=^= I amtrryingto say this in code Commande
[10:44][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:=^= This is an open com channe
[10:44][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] *She groaned.* "Different island, at least?
[10:44][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] If that is what you want
[10:44][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:=/\= "No, V'Tira, I understand what you're saying, I just... god fucking damn it.
[10:45][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:=^= Our thoughts exactly Marcu
[10:45][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Fine. Deal. Take me to the land of sun and alcohol.
[10:45][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:-toEzri and Tlena- He finally go ti
[10:45][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] There is...one more thing
[10:46][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "You have to be joking me.
[10:46][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus got up from the desk.* "Ms. Kieres, we'll have to pick this up another time. Something's come up.
[10:46][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] Now, that's not very grateful, is it? I just altered this deal so you're practically getting what you want despite the fact that the job isn't finished!
[10:46][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:[Konmal] -to th red haired girl and herblond friendf ont hebongos- If you join my drum circle you're sure to get a good bang
[10:47][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "No, you altered the deal when we went over the time we agreed to. This is you making up for that.
[10:48][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:=/\= "I'm on my way. Blaine out.
[10:48][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] I didn't say it didn't have the possiblity to be longer. Anyways, this is pointless. The other thing I need from you is to brief your counterparts that they're about to be yanked across the galax
[10:48][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:=^= Understood Vtira out. -Isuspect heis on his way dow
[10:48][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Fvadt
[10:49][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] I doubt they will be that shocked once Mister Blaine is briefed on what your crew has found out about their...irregularities
[10:49][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:I was enjoying the singing klingon
[10:49][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:It gets himout of hismeeting wtith BET
[10:49][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:But the likelyhood that I am Tal Shiar is to damn high to want to remain here
[10:49][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Fine, I'll break the news to them. Feeling shy?
[10:50][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:I admiti too wish to reamin..now that it appears thev olesa re winnin
[10:50][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Since if I miss a check in they are probably going to....fascilitate my extraction into unlife
[10:50][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] I am a busy god, Miss Aloran. Besides, this sort of thing is usually easier when it comes from a more...familiar face
[10:51][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Yeah, I bet you're busy." *She sighed.* "I'll round them up I guess.
[10:52][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] You won't need to. They are all waiting in sickbay for Mister Blaine to arrive so they can tell him about the quantum irregularities they have discovered! How delightfully primative
[10:52][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Yeah, -we're- primitive when you're the one who couldn't hide the quantum irregularities from us cavepeople.
[10:53][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] Breadcrumbs, Lieutenant....breadcrumbs
[10:53][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus strode into sickbay with the look of a man with a mighty headache.
[10:53][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:You want something for that
[10:54][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"I'll take whatever you have, doc.
[10:54][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she got a bottle of bourbon out of her desk drawer she assumed was there
[10:54][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Sure. Anything else you want me to tell them?
[10:55][DOIC5]Walker@redwolf567#235:*Walks into the Medbay
[10:55][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:So the short of it, we are in a different quantum reality, confirmed with v'tira's and my bloodwork, ezri thinkink the romulan republic existin
[10:55][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Q] Try not to destory this timeline. Oh, and don't provoke the Borg
[10:55][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:and Abassador Picard and Worf's deathsin the 2360
[10:55][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "I could say the same thing to you.
[10:56][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:And your gardenign habit still beign a thing
[10:56][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she handed him the bottle
[10:56][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] *She turned to head for sickbay.
[10:56][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus took the bottle and had himself a swig straight from it.
[10:56][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Too be honest me not knowning which memories are real and which are not is not all that unusual for me.
[10:56][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Thanks.
[10:56][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:They are both rea
[10:56][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*He looked at Ezri.* "That's... not comforting, Tegan.
[10:57][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"sorry sir.
[10:57][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] *She barged in.* "Okay, so you figured it out, huh?
[10:57][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Blame the hippies
[10:58][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--goes over and places a hand on Marcus' shoulder.-- "dont worry sir, everything is going to be alright.
[10:58][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Yeah, that was a bit over the top even for this place.
[10:58][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Up until then I was ready to ride it out
[10:58][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Since I never met you, ourside of in Ms Tegan's dream, I am assuming this is your reality
[10:58][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:Of course we figured it ou
[10:59][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "It's not. I'm just your babysitter. I'm from your reality too, as far as I'm aware.
[10:59][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:A babysitteris often hired by someon
[10:59][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:And older than the one they are watching
[10:59][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--nods to V'Tira.-
[10:59][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:So itwas not us this time Doctor as we suspecte
[10:59][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she chuckled
[10:59][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "That's not important.
[11:00][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:-quirks abrow at that
[11:00][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Anyway, the grand prize for unraveling this little pocket of reality is... a Risa vacation!
[11:00][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:Why?
[11:00][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Dunno, someone needs you out of the way and kept safe for the time being, so that's what we're going with.
[11:01][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:I better have my body back. That tattoo was painful
[11:01][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:Who does need such
[11:01][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Not important.
[11:01][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:I believe it may be..this soundslike we are being prevented from doing our duty backhom
[11:02][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "You're not. Far as I'm aware you'll go back and everything will be as it should.
[11:02][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "You'll be off in your shitty LMC and I'll be back on my real DS9.
[11:02][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:I see
[11:02][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:If you do not know for sure..how can you say sucha thing withsuch certianity
[11:02][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"...So we got sent here on a vole hunt for nothing?
[11:02][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "I'm not the one responsible for this. I'm just the one who has to break the news.
[11:03][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:-pats Ezris shoulder gently- I am sure this was not Alorans choice Ezr
[11:03][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:See
[11:03][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:Aloran is stil our frien
[11:03][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "I'm not your friend, V'Tira.
[11:03][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:Whoasked you to brasak the news then Aloran
[11:03][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"You are such a kidder Aloran.
[11:03][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:-nods to Ezri
[11:03][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "If I told you, I'd have to kill you," *she said.
[11:04][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:Why
[11:04][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*laughed
[11:04][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"...
[11:04][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Timey wimey quantum nonsense. Really, not important. Ready for the beach?
[11:04][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Is this also a pocket risa
[11:04][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"i am ready for the beach..
[11:05][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "I guess. So fuck to your heart's content.
[11:05][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:I could use a drink without ending the universe
[11:05][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she said ominiously
[11:05][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:We do not yet know if we are edning theuniverse by not being where we aresupposed to be docto
[11:05][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "The universe won't end. At least, not from anything we do." *She looked at Ezri then.* "Anything most of us do.
[11:06][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:How do we know this
[11:06][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"what?
[11:06][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "You don't. But would you rather stick it out on a vole-infested station or an island paradise?
[11:07][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:Logically REisa would be more appeain
[11:07][DOIC5]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Let blow this popsicle stand.
[11:07][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:Risa
[11:07][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Yeah. It is
[11:07][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "See, you can be reasonable.
[11:07][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Alright! I told them, your turn now!" *She called.
[11:07][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:I am often suc
[11:08][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:Who's turn now
[11:08][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Your mother's.
[11:08][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:I might have a request of a beach if we need to pick one though
[11:08][DOIC5]T'lena@Captain_Rien:And its going to be completely out of reality
[11:08][DOIC]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*And just like, our heores of the vole menace were gone in a flash...
[11:08][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:petty and completely unworthyof you Alora
[11:09][DOIC5]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Aloran made a rude Bajoran gesture just before they flashed away.
[11:09][DOIC5]V'Tira@Isis:-seemed to love her asa friende venmorenow fo herblunt honesty
[11:10][DOIC]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*...and in a flash, appear on a Risian beach, sans Aloran. There are swimsuits appropriate for each of them laid out before them as they hear chanting nearby. BETA is now protesting the imprisonment 
[11:10][DOIC]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:of animals on Risa!
[11:10][DOIC3]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*looks at her arm
[11:10][DOIC]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*Meanwhile, Aloran was transported to a boat just off the coast, heading for another island. She can see all of this.
[11:11][DOIC3]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*sighs a sigh of relief
[11:11][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "So long, assholes!" *She waved.
[11:11][DOIC]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*With this, the episode transitions to a social...you are all free to head to Risa if you wish, hopefully next week we will be back to business :)
[11:11][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--looks around-- "where's Aloran?
[11:11][DOIC3]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*Aloran was waving off in the distance.
[11:11][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:There sheis..wave back Ezr
[11:12][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Ferengi] How many I service you today
[11:12][DOIC3]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus looked at the protestors, then shrugged.* "They're not my problem now." *He grabbed the swim trunks and headed for the bar.
[11:12][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--waves back at Aloran, with a sad look on her face.-
[11:12][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:Do not owrry Ezri..we can track heer down anduy her drinkslate
[11:12][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Take me to the island of beautiful men and plentiful alcohol, my good friend.
[11:13][DOIC3]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--nods to V'Tira.-
[11:13][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Ferengi] We are headed there...on the way...we offer a variety of...serivces here
[11:13][DOIC3]V'Tira@Isis:She would like that after all we have been throug
[11:13][DOIC3]T'lena@Captain_Rien:I wouldn't
[11:13][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "Any involve me getting drunk and you shutting up?
[11:13][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:*Aloran could see a boat full of Ferengi getting oomax, with various combinations of male and female ferengi.
[11:13][DOIC3]T'lena@Captain_Rien:She's going to be on that boat for a long time
[11:14][DOIC3]T'lena@Captain_Rien:That's the Oomax Express, it circles risa 3 times before putting into port, and usually its ferengi only
[11:15][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "That's... not what I had in mind.
[11:16][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Ferengi] We do provide alcoholic and syntholic beverages as well
[11:16][DOIC4]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:[Aloran] "...It's all Ferengi?
[11:17][DOIC]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*They could hear Aloran bellowing across the bay.* "Q YOU SON OF A WHOOORE!
[11:17][DOIC4]DGMAngelboy@ClingingMar:[Ferengi] Have you never experienced a Ferengi Pleasure Cruise?
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