Philbach

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Philbach was Phil Howell's bachelor party, and a depth that human depravity has not since sunk to. It began with a barbecue, which was all well and good, but the shenanigans started when Phil viciously destroyed Vesward Toskcullen, although to be fair, the nasty thing deserved it. Then there was a game of beer pong, which featured Duncan Howell's religious and Freshwater -based trash talk. The team featuring Duncan and Tony Hillier won the tournament, and the expedition to downtown began.
==Other Duncan Howell trash talk==
He called Matthew Hearn "stick man", and accused Kyle O'Grady's grandmother of being a Catholic. Kyle responded by accusing Duncan of being old enough that that was actually a burn.
==The Levee==
The first stop of the night was at the Levee. There, our heroes encountered Mike Gear and Gene Browne, and also had the opportunity to thank Kathryn Wheeler, who was performing onstage at the time, for providing Vesward's hair, and assure her that they had beat the living shit out of it. There were Jager bombs aplenty, and Phil did a solo dance performance, which stole Kathryn's spotlight, and every other woman's heart.
==On George Street==
There isn't really much of a timeline available as to when Philbach went up and and down George Street, or which direction they were going, although it mainly involved stopping to pose for pictures with fans of the group. Mini Horse got marked up something terrible with slogans including "go Clowe go," and his majestic pink coast would not be as shiny until a nice solid cleaning in Salmon Cove prior to Phil's wedding.
==Karaoke Kops==
Karaoke Kops involved the group singing Bohemian Rhapsody in full, and nobody can really believe that they weren't kicked out, even though Kat's group was. Most importantly, however, this was Mini Horse's finest hour, as his stoic visage appeared onscreen in the monitors, as he gracefully danced, perched atop Phil's shoulders.
==Sirens==
They stopped into Sirens, but mostly because Mini Horse wanted to. He had his second finest hour as he danced upon the stage with a woman of the night.
==The confusing way home==
Everyone took a different cab home, and nobody knew what was going on. Liam Peacock told Amy Cahill that John Hillier was gone to "some place called Navajo", which is actually Amy's home address.