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COZY PRO WRESTLING COZY PRO WRESTLING ON RUMBLE
Cozy Pro Wrestling is the Greatest wrestling organization to come out of the Westcoast. Founded after a dispute between Global Farce Wrestling Owner and Founder Double J, Jeff Jarrett. Kross, The Icon of Professional Wrestling decide to branch away from under his uncle's shadow after he criticized Jeff for creating Global Force Gold. 
Jarrett went on to continue his reign of terror as he had done in TNA and booked himself to win and retain his title for the next 5 years. Ultimately demanded his release. After negotiations, he sat back watching the state of the wrestling industry decline. He watched from the sidelines as a global juggernaut such as the WWE began to crumble rocked by Scandal of S.A. It was in the summer of '23 that he founded CPW in hopes of following the footsteps of his legendary uncle Jeff Jarrett and filling the void that Vince McMahon left behind. 
As he contemplated about the void that needed to be filled for the sake of the wrestling community he reached out to his good pal Ziggy who was homeless at the time prostituting his self to older "gentlemen" to make ends meet. Kross the stand up gentleman that he was, was tired of his pal having his hole blown out and decided to give him his 1st big break to save him from the streets, Ziggy was an expert at filling the holes left in the souls of the casual wrestling "mark". This would turn out to be his 1st signing as Ziggy had a cult following online and a large community that he could "tap" into, which ultimate would introduce Ziggy and his faction the Grindrs, led and founded by the cousin of Pat Patterson, Old Man Vader's. As Kross searched the globe for talent, he would come across many intriguing characters, Indy talent and degenerates. 
He signed Superska a Mexican illegal who was looking for a job outside of Home depot selling sacks of oranges and constantly begging to mow Kross' Lawn. After the signing of Ziggyro and much like Ziggy, he felt he owed it to uplift his community and also gave SuperSka his big break in the world of sport enterainment. SuperSka was well connected in the streets with his community, from all the years of yard work, slanging oranges in the streets of Berdino and folding tacos for "The Man" as street vendor for multiple food products. This would lead to signings such as Perc afficonado and child support afflicted Cokezilla and the notorious taco vendor turned onlyfeet model Scruffy Lokote who cornered the feet pic game just as he had done slanging tacos in the streets of southern California. 
Along his journey Kross would find schizos he seemed worthy of turning into wrestling megastars such as Jonesy, Akadosan, Hennimore and the list goes. Having secured a decent Roster, Kross proceed to negotiate a deal with Spike TV who at the time was in negotiations with Billy Corgan about bringing the National Wrestling Alliance to their network. after filming a few pilot episodes that would ultimately impress the network executives Kross was able to snatch the TV deal right from under the NWA while turning Billy Corgan into one of the many KWABOTY for 2023 and got CPW put on national television much to the delight of basement dwellers all over North America. Currently CPW has been taped from a remodeled Aztec Temple formerly used by Lucha Underground, The former TNA Impact zone, a few backyard muds shows as well as in strip club parking lots. 
Growing up and learning from his uncle it wasn't long before Kross would begin to book himself in the same fashion and capture his 1st singles title. Ultimately he has done what's best for business whether you love him or hate him, he has secured sponsorships from Icopro, Tussin,King Cobra, Trojan condoms and Backwoods ensuring that CPW is the next global juggernaut in sports entrainment. CPW is here to stay! enjoy the ride as competition like AEW and NJPW can only hate from the sidelines and dream of replicating the success that this company has become. 
==Important articles==
CPW Roster
* Akadosan
* Alimony
* Baked.User (KWAB)
* Banning Hamma
* Buttocks (KWAB)
* Chribolski Sexton
* Cokezilla Perez
* Colt Cabunny
* ConeStold
* CuMPunk
* Dingdongdiddly 
* ElGigante
* Frixion Xiang
* FuckBaked
* Gallios (KWAB)
* Goku Negro
* Hennimore Hooker
* Hot Jet Fuel
* JEWdus (The Underworlds Biggest Love Genie)
* Jonesy
* Kento o'Nerdo
* Kid Canada Edwina
* KingMO
* Krossfaded
* Leather Towel (Towelie)
* Nebucrossdresser (KWAB)
* Nitro Clown
* NoJoe
* PabstBleuCheeze
* PigMig
* Real2Ill
* S4ku Sakamoto
* Sandy Ravage
* Scruffy Lokote
* Social Justice Warlord
* Spidey
* Superska Lopez
* Steeno
* Tana Senpai
* TopKek
* Vader Van Buren (The Unwise Ancient Shaman Fisherman)
* WWEisTrash
* Ziggy White
* Zoo Animal
Free Agents/Legends/Manager's:
* AJ Styles
* Alex Shelley
* Chase Owens
* Chris Benoit "Mechanical Wolverine"
* Chris Sabin
* Christian
* Christopher Daniels
* Homicide
* Jacob Fatu
* Jeff Hardy
* Jeff Jarrett
* Karen Jarrett
* Kurt Angle "Cyborg"
* Samoa Joe
* Scott Steiner
* Teddy Hart
* Tony Khan (KWAB manager/Angel Investor)
* Vampiro
Disgraced Alumni:
* Blazed Brak (KWAB via faggotry & shady business practices)
* No Joe (KWAB via Onlyfans Hoes)
Staff/Management/Personnel:
* Vince McMahon (General Manager)
* Earl Hebner (Referee)
* Hulk Hogan (Producer)
* Brock Lesnar (Producer)
* Stephanie McMahon (Writer)
* Brad Maddox (Writer)
* Deed Ref (House Show Referee)
* Ted Dibiase Sr. (Accounting)
* Low Ki (CFO)
* Janel Grant (CPW HQ Assistant)
* Scott D'amore (Scheduling/Logistics)
* Giselle Shaw (Human Resources)
* CM Punk (Talent Relations)
* Karen Jarrett (Fluffer)
* Saraya (House Show Fluffer)
* Rico (Grindrs & JWO Personal Make Up Artist)
* Rosey & Jamal (Security)
* Harris Brothers (House Show Security)
* Jamie Noble & Joey Mercury (J&J Premium Live Event Security)
* Master KWAB (CPW Performance Center Coach)
* Joey Ryan (Trainer)
* Michael Egin (Trainer/Nutritionist)
* Matt Riddle (MMA Trainer)
* Alberto Del Rio (Trainer)
* Enzo Amore (Trainer)
* "Dr. Death" Steve Williams (M.D.)
* Gail Kim (Physical Therapist)
* Kimber Lee (CPW PC Head Recruiter)
* Jim Cornette (Houseshow Commentary & Catering)
* TrapHouse Paul (Podcast Host)
* Sunny (CPW PC Head Nurse)
* Virgil (Janitor)
Factions:
The Brotherhood
Contra Bloodline
Disciples of Darkness
God's Warth
Grindrs
JWO
Kaos
LAX
The Militia
Motor City Machine Guns
Powers of Pain
Rhythm & Blues
Super Kliq
Events:
* CPW Legacy
* CPW Sadism
* PPVS
Philanthropy:
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Legal Disputes and Controversies:
* Sweltering Summer of '92
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* Hyperspermia Pandemic of '23
* CPW vs Vaxx Mandate, Agenda 2030 & CDC
* The Monday Night War
Drug Testing and Wellness Program
Currently CPW allows the use of marijuana for medical and creative purposes. Icopro is encouraged but wrestlers can choose the flavor of the juice they want to use. Alcohol is allowed for functioning alcoholics of the CPW roster. Needles are prohibited for the purpose of the administration of Heroin. Meth, Cocaine and fentanyl can be sold but not used by members of the active roster. Ring rats are allowed to consume all of the above so long as it's not in public for active wrestlers that bring women or "women" to a TV taping or House show. 
Partnerships & Sponsors 
Spike TV (Television)
Global Force Gold Pawn Shop
IcoPro (Supplements)
Trojan (Health Care)
Tussin (Pharmaceutical) 
AAA (Talent Exchange) 
Micro Pro Wrestling (Talent Exchange) 
DefJam Recordings (in-house music production) 
Rumble (Digital streaming services) 
Championships & Accomplishments: 
CPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP 
CPW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
CPW IMPURE CHAMPIONSHIP 
CPW PSP-TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
CPW SPIKETV SURVIVAL CHAMPIONSHIP
CPW MONEY IN THE BANK 
CPW ROYAL RUMBLE
TBA (2024)
BLAZEDBRAK LEAKY DICK MEMORIAL
TBA (2024)
HYPERSPERMIA OPEN (King of the Ring)
TBD (2024)
CPW KWABOTY AWARDS
Kevin Nash (1992-2023)
Tony Khan, Blazed Brak & Phil Brooks (2023)
Vince McMahon & NoJoe (2024)
CPW Hall of Fame
JBL (2023)
R-Truth (2024)
WON "Match of the Year" Awards
Media
Cozytube Streaming Services (+/Copper/Platinum/Premium/Gold)
Trap House Podcast (hosted by Traphouse Paul)
CPW 2k24 Video Game 
Mainstream Expansion
CPW Germany (WIP)
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