Annoying Orange: Kitchen Carnage/Transcript

Orange: Aw, where is it? (looking at the two lists)
SALAD
*Lettuce
*Tomato
* Onion
* Carrot
* Apple
SMOOTHIE
* Strawberry
* Kiwi
* Raspberry
* Blueberry
* Banana
Orange: Where’s my name?
Pear: Hey Orange. Whatcha reading?
Orange: Stupid varsity lists. I didn’t make either team!
Strawberry: Whoa! Can you believe it? I’m a starter!
Orange: You’re an apple!
Pear: (nervously) Uh, guys, those aren’t teams.
Strawberry: Sure they are! There's going to be a big game and everything!
Orange: Yeah, Salads verses Smoothies!
(Hand grabs Strawberry)
Strawberry: Hey, hey (he is thrown on the cutting board) Ow!
Orange: Whoa!!
Pear: 
Strawberry! What happened?
Strawberry: (groans) 
I think I landed on my teeth!
Orange: 
Yaaaaaaay!!!
Pear: 
Huh?
Orange: 
What? Now I get to play for Team Smoothie!
Strawberry: Nuh-uh, nothing’s keeping me out of the game!
(Knife slices him in half)
Strawberry: (screams)
Pear and Orange: 
Whoa!
Strawberry: Oh My Goddddddddddddddd! (screams)
Orange: 
I guess Strawberry didn’t make the cut! (laughs as Strawberry's remains are taken away) Oo, Ow!
Pear: 
Dude, those aren’t teams! Those are recipes! Wait.. My name isn’t on there, is it?
 
Kiwi #1: Huh-huh, not likely!
Kiwi #2 The list for second place is in the ladies room! (both laugh)
Orange: Look Pear! It's a couple of "Ki-weenies"! (laughs)
Pear: Kiwi? Oh, god! That’s on the list!
Kiwi #2: You know it!
Pear: No! That’s not good! You gotta run for it!
Kiwi #1: (hand grabs him) Aaaah!
(Kiwi #1 is thrown in blender)
Orange: (screams)
Kiwi #2: 
Hey, what happened to-(screams)
(Hand Takes Kiwi 2 and throws in him in the Blender)
Pear: Oh no...
Orange: 
I hope those guys can blend in! (laughs) 
(Human Turns Blender On)
Kiwis: (screaming)
Orange and Pear: (screams)
Lettuce: 
Geez, what’s all the racket about?
Pear: 
Lettuce, you gotta get out of here!
Orange: Ya! You gotta head out! (laughs)
Lettuce: 
Why is that?
Orange: 
Trust me! You should just "leaf". (laughs)
Lettuce: 
Leave? But I just got here!
Pear: 
You gotta get out of here, run! Run while you can!
(Human Hand Throws Lettuce on Cutting Board)
Orange: 
Whoa, talk about getting flipped off! (laughs)
Pear: 
Oh no, it’s happening again!
(Human Hand Slices The Screaming Lettuce)
Orange: 
What a split decision!
Pear: Ugh, for the last time, this isn’t a game! There’s no rules, its just... Wait! That’s it, Orange! Every time we talk to these guys they get chopped up!
Orange: 
Or blended!
Pear: 
Whatever, the point is, maybe if we keep our mouths shut, nothing will happen!
Orange: 
I've gotta keep my mouth shut?
Pear: 
Exactly!
Orange: 
But I’ve never done that before!
(Human Places Apple on Cutting Board)
Apple: Whoa, what’s going on, up in here?
Orange: Hey, hey apple!
Pear: 
Dude, shut the mouth!
Orange: 
Oh, ya, right!
Apple: Yo, I’m talking to you guys!
Orange: 
Nya, nya, nya, nya
Pear: 
Shhhhhhhh
Apple: 
Hello?
Orange: Nya, nya, nya, nya
Pear: 
Quiet!
Apple: Blahw blah blawrd saht what’s wrong with you man? You know, besides being an Orange!
Orange: 
Ergh!
Apple: 
Hey, Minute Maid, why don’t you clean up this place! Ha, haa!
Orange: Ergh!!
Pear: 
Quiet!
Apple: 
What’s the matter! Your mouth won't open, maybe your a little cit-rusty! Ha, ha, ha, boooyah!
Annoying Orange: 
Ergh!!
Apple: 
What’s you pal’s name? Mr. Green Jeans? (laughs)
Pear: 
Oh, I’m sorry we were just trying to save your life! But then you, you gotta go and be an apple! Well, you know what?
Apple: 
What?
Orange: Knife!
(Human Cuts Apple In Pieces on Cutting Board)
Orange: 
(screams)
Pear: (screams)
Orange: 
Man, that was one bad apple! (laughs)
Little Apple: 
Go Smoothie!
Marshmallow: 
Yay!
Little Apple: What? 
Did we miss the game?
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