Silver Goes Hunting

Silver Goes Hunting is the first episode of The Silver Show.
==Summary==
Silver finds himself a job as a hunter. Antics ensue.
==Script==
===Scene 1===
Cut to Silver in the forest, holding a shotgun, with two hunters accompanying him.
SILVER: Aw, man! Why can't I use my psychic powers?
HUNTER #1: You're a hunter now. It's in your job description.
HUNTER #2: Maybe you should have gotten a job as a psychic instead.
SILVER: (Rolls eyes) Ha, ha. Very funny.
The first hunter holds up a hand and takes a single step forward. Silver and the other hunter freeze in their tracks.
HUNTER #1: (whispering) Shh! I see an animal of some kind.
SILVER: Oh, yeah! It looks big. I bet it's a deer, or maybe even a moose!
A shadowy figure emerges from within the woods. It turns out to be Fatman in an electric cart.
FATMAN: Hey, guys, do you know where Mr. Cold's evil hideout is? I need to catch him and bring him to justice!
Fatman pulls out a half-melted popsicle.
FATMAN: Also, I need to refrigerate this popsicle before it melts. I've only eaten twenty-two already!
The two hunters turn to Silver and glare at him.
SILVER: IT'S NO MOOSE!
Silver turns tail and runs away. Fade to black.
===Scene 2===
Cut to Silver on the outskirts of the woods, hovering above a large fence. The two hunters from before rush onto the scene, panting and sweating.
HUNTER #1: Phooey! We thought we'd never catch up to you. I think you should go back ther and apologize to that poor, innocent cosplayer right now!
HUNTER #2: Actually, I think that was the actual--
SILVER: Guys! Don't worry. I found some tracks on the other side of this fence.
HUNTER #2: Sweet! What kind of tracks are they?
SILVER: Uh...
HUNTER #1: Wait, I don't think he's learned to identify tracks yet.
HUNTER #2: Ugh...fine, Silver. Lift me up, over the fence. Then I'll tell you what kind of tracks they are.
Silver lifts the hunter over the fence as a loud honking noise greets him from the left, followed by a loud thwack.
HUNTER #1: What was that?!
SILVER: He landed on the tracks and got hit by a train.
Roll credits.
==Moral==
Learn to identlify tracks. Also, don't insult Fatman.
==Trivia==
The electric cart that Fatman was riding was actually a modified version of the Fatmobile.
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