Lincoln Loud And Clyde Mcbride's Adventures of The Ranger of Brownstone/Transcript

This is a transcript of Lincoln Loud And Clyde Mcbride's Adventures of The Ranger of Brownstone
== Transcript ==
Ranger Woodlore: Hurry with the showers! (chuckles) Hurry getting dressed. Have to watch the hour. Tsk tsk tsk. Have no time to rest. All must be perfection. The big day is at hand. Just one more inspection, Now let's see how we stand? Waterfalls are flowing check! Flowers are in bloom check! Geysers all are blowing check! Lots of camping rhythm check! All the lakes in the stream are well start. There's a sign for each a road trail. Everything's ready! All ready! I'm ready! And now (chuckles) for the last detail! (whistle blows) (animals arrives) Good morning nature citizens good morning! Do you know what today is? (Little bear holds a flag and walks) Well! Today is the opening day of Brownstone National Park! This is a glorious day for Brownstone National Park! We who are bears? Are looking sneak and clean! We need to be amusing refusing to be neat! We who are fish? Are waiting to be caught! We who are birds? Will singing to be tough! We all be here to entertain from dawn to dark. For this is the opening day of Brownstone National Park! Now a few rules for the tourists!
Singers: We who would visitors here will never carve a tree? Throw rocks and littering mere will love a scenery! White's make a flower that's under nature's care. Will take it in a picture and leave the blooming there! Wildlife will not be annoyed! You're even teased and fun! Park signs will not be destroyed (gunshots) There's need for everyone! Will never leave a fire!
Smokey the Bear: To a doubt in spark!
Ranger Woodlore and Singers: On this day we opening day of Brownstone National Park!
Ranger Woodlore: Alright everybody dismissed! But don't wandered off too far our guest will be here shortly!
Lincoln Loud: Here we are, Clyde! Brownstone National Park.
Ranger Woodlore: Hello, boys! My name is Ranger Woodlore!
Clyde: "Good morning, fine sir. I'm Clyde McBride and this is my associate, Lincoln Loud. Together, we're known as..."
Both: "Clincoln McCloud!"
Clyde: "We're a team!"
Ranger Woodlore: Pleasure to meet you boys! Welcome to Brownstone National Park! You can call me J. Audubon Woodlore sir!
Lincoln Loud: This is our friends Pooh, Piglet and Tigger from the 100 Acre Wood.
Winnie the Pooh: Hello.
Piglet: Hi.
Tigger: We’ve met.
Ranger Woodlore: Good morning animals! What would your names?
Winnie the Pooh: Winnie the Pooh! Pooh for short. This is Piglet! (Piglet waves to Ranger Woodlore)
Ranger Woodlore: Why you look like a little pig!
Tigger: And I'm Tigger! T-I-double-Guh-eR.
Ranger Woodlore: Why what's a Tigger?
Tigger: I'm glad you asked!
Piglet: I hope he'll start to sing!
Tigger: The wonderful thing about Tiggers Is Tiggers are wonderful things Their tops are made out of rubber Their bottoms are made out of springs They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN! But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers Is I'm the only one. I'm the only one (GRRrrrrrr...)
Ranger Woodlore: Well you boys came to the right place! So what's the best way about Brownstone Park?
Lincoln: "We'd love the opportunity to see the park at your fine establishment..."
All: "As a team!"
Ranger Woodlore: Five for one! Well you're hired!
Lincoln and Clyde: Woohoo!
Piglet: I'm sure Pooh will get some honey at Donald's honey farms?
Ranger Woodlore: That's right Piglet!
Winnie the Pooh: I wonder how those bears in National park Mr. Woodlore?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Yes, Brownstone offers something for everyone. But the most popular attraction is the park bears. Like all our wildlife, bears are protected in the national parks. So, they've come to behave like people.
[Humphrey dances into the scene]
Tigger: Say! Since when Humphrey the bear dancing with an introduction?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: See what I mean? Folks meet Humphrey! Better known in the Ranger's manual as euratics americanas.
Lincoln Loud: What does euratics americanas mean Mr. Woodlore sir?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Incidentally, the black bear which is usually brown, also comes in shades of red, white, blue, yellow, silver or gold!
Piglet: I know! Lucky for me.
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Now follow me on this guys!
Clyde McBride: So what does it say Mr. Woodlore?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: It says, The bear is one the most intelligent animals. Processing a marvelous sense of smells (Humphrey smells) and hearing! But this our site is very poor! Isn't that right? (Humphrey bumps on Ranger Woodlore and wearing his hat and glasses)
(Clyde gasps)
Lincoln Loud: Cylde, I think you might be frozen, buddy.
Clyde McBride: Oh, I'm not frozen. I'm just as shock.
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Say! Whoever heard of a bear wearing glasses? Give me those and go act like a bear!
Piglet: Oh d-d-dear!
Winnie the Pooh: I hope Humphrey didn't mean it to crash on you!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Silly old bear! Now let's see where was I? Oh yes! A bear is main object in life seems to be eating!
Lincoln Loud: See, this is exactly why I need your help!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: In fact, most of them are usually hungriest bears!
Winnie the Pooh: Could you say it again, Mr. Woodlore sir?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Hungriest bears! (chuckles) Say, that's not bad. But a bear's appetite is never satisfied and some of the visitors don't help the situation either! In fact, they made bears into roadside pen handlers!
Clyde McBride: Oh, I know. What if you can show us about home movies?
Tigger: Ooh! Very considerable I'm sure! What's a home movies about feeding bears in the car Woodlore Boy?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Now let me show you guys what happens every year. (projector turns on) In spite of all warnings not to feed the bears!
Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother!
(Scenes from Yellowstone Cubs)
(cars honking)
Piglet: Guys look! The guests are here.
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Oh my here they come!
Donald Duck: Have fun, fun, fun at Brownstone national Park!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Oh dear! They're here! They're here!
(crowds arriving)
Clyde McBride: What's the emergency?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Our guests are here!
Lincoln Loud: That's perfect!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Welcome to Brownstone National Park! And now a few rules: No hunting, no fishing, no swimming, no drinking, no fires, don't going over the lake, because if you don't but don't do that either and remember Don't molest the bears! And now have fun, fun, fun, fun, fun lots of fun!
(Humphrey the bear humming and looking in the trash can)
(Ranger Woodlore dings a triangle bell)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Fellows! Fellows please your attention!
[Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore summons Humphrey and the other bears of Brownstone to his ranger station]
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Now, the guests are here. Yes, they're here. Yes, indeed.
[the bears cheer and applaud]
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Now, there's been lots of advertising and there's a tourist for each and every one of you.
[the bears cheer again; then the ranger takes on a much sterner tone]
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Oh, yes, last year, we've have one complaint of stealing.
Bears: [glaring at Humphrey] Shame.
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: We won't mention any names, will we?
[he looks at Humphrey, who smiles sheepishly]
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: But if it happens this year, your supreme penalty.
[he points to a bear rug; the bears all cringe at it]
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: I expect you to mix with the atmosphere and mix with the tourists, that's a must. Okay, mix it up, boys, mix it up.
[the bears all go out to greet the different tourists]
(Humphrey rapidly, and bear playing chessboard)
Donald Duck: Ahh! (Humphrey take the basket)
(Ranger Woodlore brushes a bear rug)
(Humphrey puts the basket back in the car)
(Donald Duck eat the crackers, but Humphrey open his mouth)
(Humphrey dances and take a cracker, but he's still dancing and crashes in the trash can)
(Donald Duck throws a cracker box and hits Humphrey)
(Humphrey look down a cracker box, Ranger Woodlore punches Humphrey's head)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Pick it up! Let's keep the park clean!
(Humphrey put a cracker box in the trash)
[Humphrey follows Donald Duck, he takes the ham out of the picnic basket]
(Humphrey singing and putting ham on a wood table and Donald sits)
Donald Duck: Oh thank you! (Humphrey ties Donald Duck a napkin)
(Humphrey ties a tablecloth and elbows on the table, and Ranger Woodlore ask him)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Elbows? (slaps Humphrey)
Donald Duck: Ahh! Fresh ham! (Humphrey speaking gibberish)
Humphrey Bear: Oh boy! 
Donald Duck: Oh yeah! (giggles) How do you like it? (Humphrey claps)
(Humphrey bear breaks a cheese a half)
(Donald eats a sandwich)
(Humphrey gibberish and open his mouth)
Donald Duck: What? Can't you see I'm eating!
(the tourist give bear a sausages)
(a lady brought the bear a cake)
(Humphrey gets a hot peppers and put in his mouth and started a mouth fire)
Donald Duck: What's the matter with that guy?
(Humphrey get a drink of waterfall) (gasps)
(Donald put food back in the basket)
(Humphrey gibberish and get a big rock and takes a ham, but sling shot from a tree and crashes a big rock and return to Donald Duck)
Donald Duck: Thank you! (Donald Duck leaves Brownstone Park)
(Humphrey plans a tire to stop Donald Duck, waters a tire print)
(A car bumps by a big rock)
Donald Duck: Hey, what the? (quacks and Humphrey is dead) Oh my goodness! What do I do? Uh-oh! I got to get out of here.
Humphrey the Bear: Ow! Ow! (yelling) Ow! Ow!
Donald Duck: Shhh! Quiet! You'll wake up the whole neighborhood. (Donald takes a basket with food) Oh my goodness I got to get out of here. Here take this and that and take this and take it all! (Humphrey pats Donald Duck and Humphrey brushes off the tire tracks) (Humphrey humming) (quacks) I'll fix him! (Donald blows a whistle) Help! (whistle blows) Robber thief! Help help! (whistle blows)
(Ranger Woodlore, Lincoln Loud, Clyde McBride, Pooh, Piglet and Tigger heard Donald and Humphrey about fighting and food drops)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Ahem!
(Donald and Humphrey fighting)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Boys! Let's not litter the park! Alright get busy! Keep the park clean! Pick up this and that, this and that, this'll be here, this and that and this....
Winnie the Pooh: Mr. Woodlore sir! I think those guests are leaving the park before that litterbug made a mess! (Woodlore shocked)
Lincoln Loud: Uh, I spoke too soon.
Crowd: Bye! Goodbye!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Can't you read signs? Oh dear! (Ranger picks up a paper) Wait a minute! I'm the boss. Why should I clean up this mess? (whistles)
Tigger: Say! You don't think this litterbug with this contagious! Do you?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: You're right, Tigger! Places everybody! (bears cheering) First you stick a rag, put it in the bag, bump-bump,
Then you bend your back, put it in the sack, bump-bump,
That's the way it's done - it's a lot of fun, bump-bump,
Cuttin' capers, puttin' papers in the bag.
(bears stick a rag, put in the bag and dances)
Go! Go! Go!
(bears dancing and stops)
First you stick a rag, put it in the bag, bump-bump,
Then you bend your back, put it in the sack, bump-bump,
That's the way it's done - it's a lot of fun, bump-bump,
Cuttin' capers, puttin' papers in the bag. (Humphrey puts Ranger Woodlore in the trash can & bump-bump)
Well I...... (coughs) Well!
Lincoln Loud: This litterbug is done!
Winnie the Pooh: Good work guys! (giggles)
Clyde McBride: I can hear it now! Everybody's doing the Humphrey hop.
Lincoln Loud: (laughing) It's already catching on!
Clyde McBride: What's with a little plunger Piglet?
Piglet: Well, by using a very small bait. I can be share I won't catch a very large a fish!
Lincoln Loud: That's a great idea! So what's next Mr. Woodlore sir?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: One of the first questions most visitors ask a ranger is, "Where would I find the best fishing?" Now the answer is very simple. Because practically all national parks offer fine fishing.
Tigger: Fine fishing story! (laughs) It's no trouble at all. (chuckles) You're getting this kind of service every morning!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: That's right, Tigger! But in all national parks, the primary fishing rights belong to the animals and the prize fishing sites usually goes to the bears! (chuckles)
(Scenes from Yellowstone Cubs)
(bears catching fishing)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: If you don't happening to be a bear! Then of course, it's a lot harder to catch a fish. For example, take the case for the average angle. Behold the fisherman.
Singers: He's loaded down with tackle he jumps into his boat he starts the early morning on a very cheerful note. With great anticipation he takes off with high gear but last for note his anchor rope is still tied to the Pier. Behold the fisherman Behold the fisherman. With concur as if nothing can dismay.
Singer: His skills is unstill path the only needs one cast.
Singers: And he's tangled up the balance of the day! In scientific research he practice says his ark! With slide rules and terameter thermometers at chart. He studied all the insects that flyer call for swim and while he studies the fishes all up the studies him. Behold the fisherman Behold the fisherman. While eating lunch he's left no time go by.
Singer: What fish ignored his plugs his spinners chicks and bugs?
Singers: For they rather hand his ham and cheese on rhyme. He knows the fish are quiver! He rides up in a tree (whispers) he's trying to outsmart the land was moving cautiously. But when the branch was broken! He seem so out of place instead of going angling he just dangling out in space. Behold the fisherman Behold the fisherman. While eggs and pains and tortures still endure.
Singer: His vitamins and pills they hear around the hill.
Singers: But the fishing fever never can be cured!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: So now you see why every year? Millions of fisherman find time to.....
Lincoln Loud: Mr. Woodlore sir, It's 6:00 A.M.
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Time to.... Oh my goodness! You're right, Lincoln, it's that time now!!!!! My my the lake is loaded! Nice trout yes it is nice trout! (boat engine starts) Good morning! Everything alright. That's good! (people catching fishing) Oh dearie! That's a nice one. Uh-huh! Let's check that one. Alrighty alrighty! Oh that's a beauty! Uh-uh! too small!
(Humphrey Bear catch a fish and a fish hits Humphrey)
(people chattering to catch fish & Humphrey takes a fishing poles and a basket)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Ooh! A genuine dandy! Uh-oh. Running little low! Oh dear! More fish more fish! Keep it happy keep it happy! (gasps) (Humphrey hurry and tries to stop by Ranger Woodlore) And where do you think you're going?
Humphrey Bear: (speaking gibberish) Fish!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Give me that! (Ranger Woodlore takes that fishing pole net and a basket) Now go fish like a bear. (turns on a water faucet) Now let's see a lake trout, a blue trout, golden trout, dolly buttons ahh here we are rainbows! (Ranger Woodlore feed fish) (Humphrey look for the fish) Here we are dolly buttons and rainbows!
(Humphrey eat a little fish and caught a fish) 
(Humphrey throw a fish back in the water, but he has a better idea to catch a big fish)
(Ranger Woodlore is on a boat to throw a fish)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: One side! One side! (Humphrey catch a fish but missed)
(Humphrey sobs)
(Humphrey uses a little fish bell to catch a fishes)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Let's measure that! Hmmmm! Too small! (Humphrey stretches a fish)
(Woodlore punches Humphrey's head and splashes in the water)
(Humphrey gets all the fish in the water)
(Humphrey saw a fish balloon and catches and pop)
(Humphrey chuckles and a kid kicks Humphrey's leg)
Humphrey Bear: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooow! Ow! Ow! (Ranger Woodlore saw Humphrey's leg hurts)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Leave the kiddies alone! (kick Humphrey's leg again) Thank you.
Humphrey Bear: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooow! Ow! Ow!
(Guest chattering about fishing)
(Humphrey takes a kid's boat fin and he's acting like a shark)
Crowded: Shark! (runs off) (Humphrey takes all a fishes)
(Humphrey gasps)
(Ranger Woodlore put all of these fishes in a fly copter)
Humphrey Bear: Ha!
(Humphrey puts a little fish in a fly copter)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: That's a good boy Humphrey!
(Humphrey take a little fish and giggles)
(Ranger Woodlore starts a fly copter and look down a lake)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Ahh! Here we are! Fish away!
(a fly copter closes a door and hurts his foot)
Humphrey Bear: Yeow!!!!! (blows his foot)
(Humphrey Bear catch all of these fishes and falls off with a Goofy Holler and splashes in the water)
(phone ringing)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Yes, Chiefy!
Lynn Loud Sr.: (on phone) Hello! Hello! Are you still stocking the lake?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Yes, sir! Mr. Loud Sir?! Oh, sorry, Mr. Loud Sr., sorry.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Well, stop it! Fishing ending yesterday!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Yesterday? Oh my goodness! Sorry, Mr. Loud, Sr. (cut scissors and put fish back in the bucket) Stop! Put it back! It's all over! Shoo shoo! Get out of the park! Git git git! (Guests leaving park) Sportsmen! Bah!
(Ranger Woodlore put all these fishes back in the water and Humphrey shocked)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Fishing season's over!
Piglet: Oh d-d-dear!
Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother!
Lincoln Loud and Clyde McBride: Fishing season's over!!!!!!
"NOOOOOOOO!!!"
[The sound echoes so loudly that it scares the birds away.]
(Humphrey deep breaths and sad)
Piglet: Lincoln, your dad just called that Fishing ended yesterday.
Lincoln Loud: My dad? Oh. He just called Audubon Woodlore.
Tigger: What's that with that rifle Mr. Woodlore Boy?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Good question, Tigger! You know, hunting is always is in popular sport and it's kind of tough on the animals! So to protect them the National Park Service was established.
Lincoln Loud: That's right Mr. Woodlore sir! I've got some experience with missing animals. Lana's always replacing her reptiles!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: You said it, Lincoln! It provides that man use of the parks must not interfere (gunshots) with a welfare of the navy animals!
Clyde McBride: What's that supposed to mean Mr. Woodlore, sir?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: This means hunting, trapping or molesting are wildlife is forbidden!
Piglet: Where are we going now, Woodlore sir?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Well, let me tell you, Piglet! Here at Brownstone the animals are free to roamed as they pleased and as long as they stayed in the park bindings! (car screeches and stop) They're safe! But if they wandered beyond the limits it become fair games of the huntings!
Winnie the Pooh: I believe those bears over there and sleeping I hope!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: That's right, Pooh! Like those bears over there! Bears over there!!!! (car screeches and stop)
Piglet: Then let's not wake it!
Lincoln Loud: There's something funny about this! (bears sleeping)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Fellows fellows! Come on! Shoo shoo! Back to our side! Get back on Government property! (bears still sleeping) Get up get up! Don't listen to me!
Lincoln Loud: Did anyone ever find it!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: (laughing) No! (bears sleeping) You're out of bounds! You won't survive! Boys please, you're endangered here! Do you want to get wiped out?
(Ranger Woodlore uses a lot of chart of birds)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Do you want to go out like a passenger pigeon went? Do you? Don't you tremble to think how to Dodo Bird's life with instinct? Don't you? Doesn't the flight of the Heath Hen & the faith of The Labrador Duck? Making you aware that you're lying there! You're really pressing your luck! Would you kindly considered The Merriam Elk and the Auk? Would you? Do you think that they're passing is nothing but groomer and talk? Do you? Well I'm sorry to put this so strongly to be so direct and succeed! Don't you want to be smart? Do you have to be done? Would you like to be park disappear and become extinct? Okay fellows! Don't say it I didn't try to warn you!
Lincoln Loud, Clyde McBride, Winnie the Pooh, Piglet and Tigger: About what?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: About the start of the hunting season! (bears wakes up)
Bears: Hunting season? (bears are running for their lives)
(gunshots)
(Humphrey hides in the house, saw a lot of rifles, and bear statues and trophies)
Donald Duck: (singing) A-hunting we will go,
A-hunting we will go
(quacks) 
(door closes)
(door closet opening and drop a lots of rifles and pick up and back in the closet)
(Humphrey put a rug bear in the chest)
Donald Duck: (singing) A-hunting we will go,
A-hunting we will go
A-hunting we will go. Will catch this one on a mirror!
(Humphrey sighs, then Donald steps on Humphrey's nose)
Donald Duck: Gotta start a fire! Yes, sir!
(Donald lights a match on Humphrey's nose)
(Humphrey gasps)
(Humphrey's nose got hurt by a rifle, then Donald gets a popcorn and a drink)
(Humphrey got out of the house and still got gunshot and back inside)
(Humphrey start act a rug again)
(Donald turns on a radio)
Donald Duck: Oh boy! Fresh popcorn!
(Donald eats a popcorn, then Humphrey eat one popcorn, then hiccups)
Donald Duck: Excuse me, I'm gonna get a drink of water!
(Donald Duck drinks a water)
(Humphrey still hiccups, then Humphrey uses a shower to drink back on the floor, and Donald opening the bottle lid before Humphrey tooth wiggled)
(Donald uses a walnut to eat by Humphrey, then spits it out)
Donald Duck: And now for a little snooze! Oh boy!
(A fire on Humphrey rug leg)
(Humphrey switch on a radio music wild play)
Humphrey Bear: Ouch!
Donald Duck: (quacks) What's the matter here? (turns off a radio)
(A bear rugged burning)
(quacks) Oh my goodness! (Donald pours a soda on bear's leg)
(uses a lawn mower on Humphrey Bear)
Donald Duck: Ah! That's more like it! Ah! just like a pretty award!
Narrator: And now with hunting season over, the forest is once again reserved exclusively for Mr. Bear! Guns are put away, & the hunter is no longer a menace!
(Donald Duck leaves a hunter house and drives off)
(Humphrey sighs)
(Rugged bear knocks a chest and open)
Humphrey Bear Rug: Is the coast clear pal?
(Rug bear kiss Humphrey and leaves)
Thanks a million buddy! (door closes)
Humphrey Bear: Huh!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: You know not long ago we just had 1 national park!
Lincoln Loud: Ah, I don't know how you do it.
Clyde McBride: This is easy.
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: That's right boys! Today they are over 30 national parks and over 100,000,000 people visited us each year, and he find a sights so overwhelming, they can't wait to ask questions! So it's to that inquisitive group I take off my hat!
Tigger: Why not Woodlore Boy?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Because, that's where I keep a list of the questions! (chuckles) People of ask for example!
Singers: While crowd watch Old Faithful in Yellowstone Park. The rangers knows where that florid goes dark. Some whelm eating tourist will ask him for right!
Tigger: Oh Ranger! Do you shut off these Geysers at night?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Do you shut off these Geysers at night? Yeoh!!!!
Singers: Up in Sequoia where Red wood's achieve. Such great height and went hard to believe. The Ranger is sure will to be ask everyday?
Piglet: Oh Ranger! How come you see anything with all of these trees in a way?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: With all of these trees in a way? Ooh!
Singers: Deep down in Carlsbad one can explore lives don't information on ceiling and floor! Here folks enquire in manner profound!
Clyde McBride: Oh Ranger! Is this cave all underground?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Is this cave all underground? Oooh!!!!
Singers: Guiding a tour to the Everglade Swamp Where spoonful flamingos, and pelicans drop? The questions that pauses to Ranger to scout!
Winnie the Pooh: Oh Ranger! Are these birds are just waterfowl?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Are these birds are just waterfowl? Oooh! (Pooh eats honey)
Lincoln Loud: Where did you get that honey Pooh?
Winnie the Pooh: I just borrowed some honey from Donald Duck's Honey farm! So Humphrey can look at his honey!
Lincoln Loud: Silly Old bear! They'll be alright.
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Lincoln's right Pooh! But questions on a tour indicate an interest and that's good.
Tigger: It was easy!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: What's bad is the people who will disobeyed the ranger? Let me tell about a reason experience I have with one of the park pests!
Donald Duck: Good morning!
(Humphrey roars saying hello)
Humphrey: (clear his throat) Hello!
Donald Duck: Good??? A bear!!!!
(bees chasing Humphrey Bear and swims in the water)
(Donald Duck tries to warn Ranger Woodlore)
Donald Duck: That doggone bear take my honey!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: I don't believe it!
Donald Duck: He's trying to steal my honey!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: It's not possible!
Donald Duck: That's what I'm trying to tell you!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: It couldn't be! Alright will see! (whistle blows) (bears arriving to Ranger) Boys! Our good neighbor Mr. Duck has a complaint!
(Humphrey Bear run to Ranger Woodlore)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: [seeing Humphrey wet] Hmm, why are you always wet?
[Humphrey feverishly dries himself off]
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: You bathe too much.
Donald Duck: Yeah, how 'bout that?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: [to the bears about Donald] Someone has been trying to steal his honey.
Bears: Awwww.
Donald Duck: And it was a bear!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Ah-ah-ah, you *think* it was a bear. Oh dear it could've been one of my boys! Line up. (bears are in a guilty one) Alrighty! Pick out the guilty one.
Donald Duck: Now let me see! Nope! Not that one. Uh-huh! Nope! Huh! That all like you like!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: (chuckles) We can all make mistakes can't we! (chuckles) Alright boys! Now this is a bounty line! This side is ours and that side belongs to Mr. Duck! Isn't that clear? (Humphrey nods) Then get back here! (Humphrey back to those bears) Okay boys dismissed! (bears leaves) Oh and by the way! Keep your bees off government property Good day!
Donald Duck: (he's hammering the fence post) There! That'll hold em! (Humphrey sighs) (honey slurping) Oh! 80% pure! (Humphrey gibberish) (slurping) Oh boy! 90% pure! (Humphrey acting wild) Oh boy 100% pure! (Humphrey upset about honey and panting) Boy, oh boy oh boy!
(Humphrey uses a no swimming sign and put under a fence post)
(Humphrey holds a flower to a bees)
Humphrey Bear: Yoo-hoo! (bees saw a flowers and put in a barrel) 
(Humphrey takes a honey) (laughs)
(Humphrey heard a bee in a barrel)
(bees chases a bear)
(splashes back in the water and the bees will go away)
(Humphrey gasps)
(Ranger Woodlore saw Humphrey and take a bath)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Boy, you're a clean bear!
Humphrey Bear: Ha!
(Humphrey Bear was tip toeing and getting that honey again)
(Humphrey making faces with the bees)
(Humphrey put bees in the trash can and stomping and no one can hear)
(Humphrey Bear laughs, the bees are chasing again)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Now who did that? Tsk tsk tsk! Why this is a fence post?
(Humphrey Bear breaks a fence post and back in the water and Ranger Woodlore tell those bees to go back to their side)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Get back on your own side! Shoo shoo shoo shoo! The very idea! Humph!
(Ranger Woodlore looks for Humphrey's fur and looks like a hair)
Not bad! Ooh! Not bad at all!
(Humphrey Bear tip toeing and into the bush put a hose in a honey and plays an Arabian music)
Donald Duck: Huh! What's this? Oh yeah! I'll fix him!
(hose play backward to put honey back, but Humphrey plays again with honey)
Donald Duck: Oh yeah! (Donald and Humphrey uses hose of honey back and forward and Ranger talks to Humphrey and splashes all over honey and breaks a honey box)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Ah-ah-ah!
(Donald uses a hose to turn on a water)
Donald Duck: Here's your honey!
(Humphrey use a hose to hold and eat)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Give me that!
Donald Duck: What?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Your hose, Mr. Duck! (Donald holds his hose)
Donald Duck: No! No! (duck gibberish)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: It's your hose! (Donald and Ranger fighting)
(Humphrey gibberish and holds a hose and a splashes in the water)
Humphrey Bear: Ha! (Woodlore punches Humphrey's head)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: You take too many baths!
Donald Duck: Yeah! (Donald punches Humphrey's head)
Tigger: Look, guys! It's winter for hibernation! (chuckles)
Lincoln Loud: Yeah! That was fun!
Clyde McBride: Brownstone National Park was great!
Piglet: And I think it's time for us to go home!
Tigger: Home?
Winnie the Pooh: Of course! So what's the animals are for hibernation for the winter before we go home, Woodlore sir?
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Birds have starting their migration! Now the tourists season ends. Time has come for hibernation for many my friends. Soon they alone, someone is carrying, about their comfort and their keep. Soon they find I've been preparing for their winter sleep! I've been elected many duties mitten booties, for their chipmunks who are sleeping beneath the snow! Stocking caps remove the peril for a squirrel, when the temperatures down to 10 below. Baby possums and their mamas need pajamas, to protect them from a chill of winter storm & nothing really better than a sweater with their turtleneck to keep a turtle one. Every little woodchuck gets a blanket, tuck up under his chin, and when he feels a draft he'll thank it when he clugs it in. Here's a clock for all the bears who turn in early (chuckles) what a cozy comfort picture they betrayed. Now if I know I disturbed them then they'll gets early. So I'm setting their alarm for a half past May. (whispers) Half Past May. (Woodlore shushes)
Lincoln Loud: Good work Mr. Woodlore sir!
Clyde McBride: You put some animals for hibernation.
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Thanks boys! Well the animals are all tucked in, the tourists had finished their vacations. Now all I have to do is wait for the arrival of my replacement (door opens and crashes Donald Duck) ranger in training. Come on boys! It's time for you guys to go home!
Tigger: Sure, Mr. Woodlore Boy! (chuckles)
Piglet: I think Donald Duck is here!
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: Ah good! You're here right on time. Here take this whistle and parks all yours. Good luck, Ranger duck! Good-bye!
Winnie the Pooh: Good-bye, bears! (chuckles)
(Donald and the bears saying goodbye to Lincoln Loud, Clyde McBride, Pooh, Piglet and Tigger)
Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore: That's funny! I thought I heard the bears! Well anyway that's his problem now! (chuckles)
(Donald Duck blows whistle to the bears and they line up)
Donald Duck: Attention! (Donald closes the gate and says Closed for the winter and he point those bears and take those bears to the winter cave) Forward march! (bears are marching) Hut 2, 3, 4. Hut 2, 3, 4.
(Humphrey was sleeping on the hammock)
(quacks)
(Donald Duck kicks Humphrey off the hammock) 
(Humphrey gibberish runs and back in line with those bears)
Donald Duck: Hut 2, 3, 4. Hut 2, 3, 4. Hut 2, 3, 4. Hut 2, 3, 4. (bears are in the cave and yawning) Alright you guys! Goodnight!
(Humphrey speaks gibberish and raises his hands to Donald Duck)
Donald Duck: Well, what do you want?
(Humphrey speak saying drink a glass of water)
Donald Duck: Okay! But hurry up! (Humphrey runs to get a glass of water and drink a glass of water)
Humphrey the Bear: Ow! Humphrey pinched me!
(quacks)
(he throws a glass and duck Humphrey)
Donald Duck: Quiet! I hate bears! I hate bears! I hate them I hate them I hate them! (he saw Humphrey and those bears on a picture frame says Summer of 53) Why those doggone that kids? Doggone bears! (door closes)
(Humphrey sleeps his foot hurt that other bear & he woke up and kick Humphrey)
(Humphrey sleeping and sound like snoring and other bears kick Humphrey out of the cave)
(Humphrey will sleep in a log and pushed him out by a rabbit)
(Humphrey goes in a tunnel and ducks from a train and gibberish to find a sleep in Ranger Station)
Humphrey the Bear: Ha! (Donald Duck puts a teapot on a stove) (doors knocking)
Donald Duck: Huh! (quacks)
(Humphrey sleepwalking and in his bedroom, putting his hands on mattress bed, put on a sleeping hat and pats on his pillow and pull down his window shade)
Donald Duck: Huh! (thinking, he's uses Humphrey's eyes open and black ball down) Huh!! (he lights a candle) Something wrong here! (a candle burn Humphrey and sleep up on another bunk bed & Donald turns on a candle and burned Humphrey's butt)
Humphrey the Bear: Yow! (Donald uses a tennis ratchet and hits Humphrey in the chest and out and hammering nails on the chest)
Donald Duck: Alright you metal hammered! (door closes)
(Humphrey sighs and touch his nose on a window flips and turns around and back inside his station and Humphrey was using his finger on a nailed and hurt his butt)
(Donald takes a shower)
(Humphrey gibberish and hides in a bathroom and in a shower)
(Donald turns on a shower)
(Humphrey got splashed by a shower and turns off)
(Humphrey uses a towel to dry off and crashes by the door by Donald and out of the bathroom)
(phone ringing)
(Humphrey was not to touching the operator phone)
Donald Duck: Just a moment! Hello! Huh! Wrong number. 
(Humphrey runs off)
(quacks) Ah-ha! Alright where are you? I know you're in here! Come on! I'll get ya!
(Humphrey comes out of the stove)
(quacks)
Donald Duck: Hmmm! I'll fix that bear! (Humphrey got sweaty in the stove and Donald turns on a heat)
(Donald chases Humphrey and switched butt nail into a pillow)
(Humphrey opens his chest again and Donald hits Humphrey on a pillow and out of here)
(Donald puts a picture frame on a basket and throws out of the Ranger Station)
Donald Duck: And stay out! (He throws a teddy bear at Humphrey)
(Humphrey got his teddy bear's bonnet but he has a better idea)
Humphrey the Bear: Ha! (Humphrey puts on a baby's bonnet and on a basket) (knocking on the door)
Other Bear: Oh! a baby. (Those bears take Humphrey back in the cave)
(Those bears uses is foot to cradle Humphrey the bear and sleeping)
(Humphrey winks)
THE END
(The end credits of Lincoln Loud and Clyde McBride's Adventures of The Ranger of Brownstone)
Category:Nickelodeon/Disney crossovers
Category:Animated films