Country Night showtape (Chuck E. Cheese's) (Johnsonverse)

Played at Chuck E. Cheese's in June 2016.
== Cast ==
=== Voice cast ===
*Duncan Brannan as Chuck E. Cheese
*Jaret Reddick as Crusty T. Cat
*Karlisa Burleson as Helen Henny
*John Bowen as Mr. Munch
*Jeremy Blaido as Jasper T. Jowls
*Earl Fisher as Pasqually P. Pieplate
*Annagrey Wiechman as Harmony Howlette
*Scott Wilson as Wolfman Zapp
*Earl Fisher as Reggie Bird
*Christopher Sabat as Pizzacam
*Stephanie Nadolny as Building
*Chris Hill as Moon
*Kate Bristol as Wendy Warblette and Singing Flowers
*Tia Ballard as Whitney Warblette
*Taylor Fono as Irma Warblette
*Stephanie Sheh as Mary Mopsey
*Kira Buckland as Melody Mopsey
*Clarine Harp as Miley Mopsey
*Thomas F. Wilson as El Diablo
*Gary Anthony Williams as Pistolero
*Cam Clarke as Sheriff
*Jack Angel as Mayor Orson
*Dee Bradley Baker as Joe
== Transcript ==
=== Video Break 1 (Dressing Room) ===
=== Segment 1 ===
* (The SPT Feature Presentation intro plays, followed by the Country Night intro)
* Zapp: From Chuck E. Cheese's, it's Country Night! Featuring Crusty T. Cat, Pasqually P. Pieplate, Jasper T. Jowls, Mr. Munch, Helen Henny, and Harmony Howlette. And now, here's your host, the best dang host north, south, east, and west of the Pecos, Chuck E. Cheese!
* Chuck E.: Welcome to Chuck E. Cheese's, everybody! Tonight is Country Night, where all the songs we perform are country-themed.
*Harmony: Ah gotta question: do we got any of that bro-country crud on the list, by any chance?
*Chuck E.: Nope.
*Harmony: Good. 'Cuz I ain't never playin' any of that hooha from some rich business folk tellin' us what we Southern folk like. If Ah had ma druthers, Ah'd give up ma hat.
*(The other characters' lines overlap before Crusty says his line)
*Jasper: You tell 'em, Harm!
*Helen: I wouldn't play that either.
*Munch: You said it.
*Pasqually: Just the idea makes me shudder.
*Crusty: If I owned a radio station, bro-country songs would go on my "do not air" list.
*Munch: So what's the first song, Chuck?
*Chuck E.: I'm glad you asked, Munch. Our first song is called "Blue Bayou". Originally written by Roy Orbison and Joe Melson and performed by Orbison, the cover by Linda Ronstadt is more well-known. But here, Jasper's gonna do his version.
*(Jasper performs "Blue Bayou")
*Chuck E.: We'll be right back after today's Geography Rap! Stick around!
=== Video Break 2 (Geography Rap) ===
===Segment 2===
* Chuck E.: Welcome back to Country Night at Chuck E. Cheese's, where a kid can be a kid. Helen and I are gonna sing "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash, and Harmony's doing "Crazy" by Willie Nelson. First, though, we gotta TBA.
=== Video Break 3 (Harmony's Wild West: A Fistful of Harmony) ===
* (The opening sequence plays, styled after the opening of A Fistful of Dollars, before dissolving to Harmony going to a town on a mule)
* Harmony: Here we are, Joe.
* Joe: Finally! Now you can stop sitting on me.
* (Harmony gets off of Joe, and explores the town. Cut to Harmony walking in front of some buildings, where she meets the mayor.)
* Harmony: Howdy there, Mayor.
* Mayor: Harmony, we got a problem. Two gangs have taken over the town, and I've lost a lot of men.
* Harmony: Ah'm gettin' them right now.
* (Cut to Harmony entering a saloon, where she meets a fierce-looking ram)
* Harmony: Excuse me? Ah'm here to join.
*(The ram turns to Harmony) 
*Ram: Prove it. 
*(Harmony uses her revolver to shoot several targets successfully. She blows her gun.) 
*El Diablo: Well, ain't that somethin'? You got a lot of potential there, bud. My name's El Diablo. 
*Harmony: And Ah'm Harmony Howlette. Nice to meet ya.
* El Diablo: Tell ya what, later today, we'll go shoot somethin', alright?
* Harmony: As you wish. But go out on the street.
* (Harmony walks out, and goes to the other saloon across the street. She walks in the door.)
* Harmony: HEY! (She spots a viper drinking cola) Howdy, viper. Ah'm here to join.
* Pistolero: I'm Pistolero. Show me what ya got.
* (Harmony uses her revolver to shoot several targets as she had before)
* Pistolero: Impressive! What's your name?
* Harmony: Harmony Howlette.
* Pistolero: You can handle a gun then, huh? Tell ya what, we'll do some stuff later.
* Harmony: Alright. But first, you go on the street.
* (Harmony walks out of the saloon, and spots Pistolero and El Diablo on the street. A letterbox effect is used.)
* Pistolero: Diablo...
* El Diablo: Pistolero...
* (Diablo knocks Pistolero unconscious)
* El Diablo: Harmony! What the heck did you do? Let's settle this...
* Harmony: Happy ta' oblige.
* (Cut to Diablo and Harmony with a sheriff and a crowd)
* Sheriff: Take ten paces, turn and shoot.
* (Diablo and Harmony take their ten paces, turn around, and face each other with guns. Harmony uses her gun on Diablo, turning his head upside down.)
* Diablo: Of course you realize this means war.
* (Diablo uses his gun on Harmony who, after Diablo walks to her body, punches him in the face. Diablo tries punching Harmony in the chest, but hurts his hand. The crowd cheers.)
* Diablo: OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
* (Harmony reveals she has a metal vest under her shirt)
* Harmony: Please use your wits next time, okay?
* (The sheriff walks in to arrest Diablo and Pistolero)
* Sheriff: Okay, Diablo, you're coming with me. (grabs Pistolero) You too, Pistolero.
* Pistolero: But, officer, we didn't do nothin'.
* Diablo: I would've gotten away with it if not for that meddling gal. HISTORY WILL REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!
* (Cut to Harmony and the mayor in a ceremony)
* Mayor: I, Mayor Doug Orson, am here today because it is my privilege to give Miss Harmony Howlette the key to the city for her heroism. (Mayor Orson hands Harmony the key to the city) Here ya go.
* (Jasper walks up to the stand)
* Jasper: Hey, Harmony!
* Harmony: Well, well, well, if it ain't everyone's favorite country hound.
* Jasper: I loved seeing that stunt you pulled on El Diablo. You saved the entire town.
* Harmony: It was nothing. All Ah had to do was watch movies. Hey, Jasper?
* Jasper: Hmm? (Harmony kisses Jasper on the cheek, causing him to blush) Aw, thanks, Harmony.
*(An iris-out effect is used, with the circle going on Harmony)
=== Segment 3 ===
* Chuck E.: Welcome back to Country Night at Chuck E. Cheese's. Harmony's about to do "Big Iron" by Marty Robbins.
*Crusty: Um,
*Harmony: 
=== Segment 4 ===
* TBA
* (Harmony performs "Flirtin' With Disaster")
== Trivia ==
* The "Harmony's Wild West" video break is a parody of the 1964 Spaghetti Western film A Fistful of Dollars.
*Diablo's head being turned upside down by Harmony's gun, as well as his reaction, is a nod to a Looney Tunes running gag involving Daffy Duck.
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