Blebus Beebus

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Blebus Beebus is an autistic, ugly, and Oriental Shorthair that is also an alien. It has light green skin, and large dark eyes. He crash landed in Arizona, 2 hours after Zeep Glorp was found by scientists. Blebus uses nothing but its tentacles to breath and eat. His genetic makeup allows him to not have emotional attachment to anything. Most notably, it does not have a throat. His age, parents, and relatives are all unknown. Blebus is an expert in acting scared, however, and has the capacity to build momentum to avoid and evade. It is unknown how Blebus is able to create momentum, and believe that it is linked to its lack of a throat. It has been kept in The FCP Foundation after Arizona handed it over to them. Blebus is an illegal alien to the United Flops. Due to being an alien, Blebus is immune to the FCP regulations. However, the FCP has been working on a way to keep Blebus from escaping, so he is not allowed outside its containment.
"It seems likely that he will remain in the same cage for the rest of his life. Blebus does not respond to humans, although he loves staring at people through the cage's grating" - Doctor Fauchi.
== Early Life Predicitons. ==
Scientists believe Blebus was born on Kepler-22b, to species of its kind. Due to the time elapsed from birth, and the fact that he is an alien, scientists do not believe Blebus to be of cat, or Googas nature.
"No, Blebus is an interplanetary hybrid. We think he has ancestry from a stray cat, or possibly from a Flopxican flying lizard." - Dr. [REDACTED]
Officially, Blebus was named after a sea captain who perished at sea. This was to cover up the fact that Blebus's namesake was accidentally his biological father. However, due to the insanity associated with his father, the FCP Foundation decided to rename him. This is why, though several other animals are named Blebus (such as a rabbit that lives on a coral reef). FCP Scientists believe that Blebus has autism due to his behavior. However, they have yet to notice anything special about his neurological development.
Although he is mostly harmless, it is believed that Blebus is secretly capable of mind powers, such as psychokinesis, (levitating beings and objects only using your mind without having psychic energy go into your hands to commit the action) and killing people using his mind. He has never been caught red handed using this power, though the FCP Foundation did not know about his abilities until recently.
It is known that Blebus is a Hybrid, yet his DNA has never been taken.
== Current Life ==
Blebus currently resides in The FCP Foundation Site located in [REDACTED]. He is meant to be watched by at least 6 guards a day, and is kept in a 12'-4 x 11'-6 (or 8 ft x 5 ft in easier terms) empty room with nothing but a food bowl, and one security camera. The room is locked up with a steel door made of Mourlboard from the early 1800s due to its effectiveness against explosions, and high caliber bullets. He is fed pure uranium-365, as it is the only thing that proves as a food source that Blebus will actually eat without throwing up.
Note: "Under no circumstances are humans to kill or harm Blebus without proper orders. Failure to comply with these orders may result in prosecution or prison for an unknown period of time." - Doctor Clemens
Blebus has been taken care of since, and gets pet, and fed. No further action is necessary.
Category:Aliens
Category:Possibly Canon
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