The Shrimpsons 2

The Shrimpsons 2 is the second episode of The Shrimpsons
== Transcript ==
[Intro: The Shrimpsons! TWO]
Bot: Hey, I'm trying to get ahold of Jass, first name Hugh.
Aidan: Alright, attention everybody! Someone's looking for Jass? Hugh Jass? Please!?
*realization*
Aidan: Oh wait a minute! It's you again you little shit!
*from phone* Who told you my girlfriend had a strap on
Bot: Hahaha!
Liz: BOT HOLY SHIT! ZOLTANS A SHRIMP!
Bot: Will you can it? Me and Travis are making phone calls and taking Heroin
Liz: Bot... that's a taped plastic straw with a silver-coated toothpick...
Bot: *looks suprised at a homemade "shot"*. Then what's wrong with Travis?
*Liz and Bot weirdly look at Travis*
Liz: I don't know... just don't make eye contact with him...
Bot: *quickly makes eye contact with Travis*
Liz: Anyways, Heroin is a devastatingly dangerous drug that wreaks havoc on both individuals and communities. Its highly addictive nature leads to rapid physical dependence, causing users to prioritize their next dose over all other aspects of their lives, often resulting in the loss of jobs, relationships, and homes. The health consequences are severe and can include respiratory depression, collapsed veins, infections of the heart lining and valves, liver or kidney disease, and the constant risk of overdose, which can be fatal. Additionally, the illegal nature of heroin fuels criminal activity ...
Bot: please shut up
Liz: ...and perpetuates cycles of violence and incarceration. The societal costs are enormous, including increased healthcare expenses, loss of productivity, and the emotional toll on families and friends. Heroin addiction also strains public health systems and social services, making it a multifaceted crisis that affects every layer of society.
*Bot rips his face off*
Bot: Hey, Liz
Liz: *opens her eyes* What?
Bot: Does it look like i care?
Liz: *looks angirly at Bot's faceless face, which the anger fades quickly* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*Liz wakes up in the middle of the night at a randomass SBFW sleepover*
Shrimpoltan: Are you okay, Liz?
Liz: It was just a bad drea-
*Liz looks at Shrimpoltan standing with bare feet at the door*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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