Obsydian Knife Man

"I'd brandish my obsidian knife at them and they'd be compelled to approach. “That's very cool,” they'd say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They'd shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge. waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as It is volcanic glass, It's very fragile, you ‘see, and Isn't well-suited for use as a weap— and then I'd hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals."
anotha quote "i went for the head" after using his trick on purple geologist on his farm in western england or sumn, (his head was bashed to a pulp by the wooden baseball bat) obsidian knife guy is respected by the revengas because they hate science and geologism is science
Category:The Revengers