Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan: Love Hurts (Chapter 2)

Chapter 2 is the second chapter of Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan: Love Hurts written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Love at First Sight".
==Plot==
(Back at Hakuna Matata, Ma and Uncle Max sit on the lake to watch the fishes swim)
*Ma: Look at the fishes.
*Uncle Max: All swimming in the swarm.
*Ma: Timon would have love the lake and see all those fishes go by.
*Uncle Max: They swim in a school like when we used to dig in a school at the undergrounds.
*Ma: How is Timon doing with the process on getting together with girls?
*Uncle Max: I think he's going to fall in love with every one of them.
*Ma: Sure beat a pebble.
*Uncle Max: There's more to life than panic.
*Ma: *laugh* That's a good one Max.
*Uncle Max: I'm feeling good as a grub stew.
(Back at Pat and Stan's house, the gang is relaxing while watching television on the weather report)
*Timon: It's a sunny day today at 76 degree Fahrenheit.
*Pumbaa: I love the cookies you gave us Pat and Stan. Thank you for the delicious snacks.
*Pat: You are very welcome. It was a lot of hard work put into the cookies.
*Stan: Healthy and sugar-free.
*Pat: This really rock my heart out.
*Timon: Double date, i'm almost there.
*Pumbaa: Isn't it too early to have a date right now?
*Timon: I'm getting prepared as getting hyped up for a grub soccer game.
*Pumbaa: We wish you the best of luck.
*Pat: How long is your triple date for?
*Timon: Uh, i don't really know.
*Stan: What? Why didn't you ask in the first place?
*Timon: I didn't know when the date is going to be long. I forgot to ask, i'm sorry.
*Stan: Well, you should have tell next time before we leave.
*Pumbaa: It doesn't matter how long the date is. Let Timon have his moment.
*Timon: Yeah Stan. You keep overreacting over and over and every moment on our lives. You're really going to blew it on this one.
*Stan: Don't blame me. Blame the colony.
*Timon: I can't blame the colony for what i prepare for them.
*Pumbaa: Do you mind if we go out?
*Timon: I'm starving over here. Do we have any chicken fingers left on the fridge?
*Pat: Let me see. *check the fridge* Nope. I don't think we had any.
*Timon: Wow. Way to run out of those strips.
*Stan: Can we do something fun with you guys before the date?
*Pumbaa: Oh yes. We would love to go out anywhere around the place.
*Timon: Let's do it. Wait! What if i miss out on my date?
*Stan: Don't worry Timon. We got five hour 'til the date and you'll eat lunch right now and eat again at night. Is that fair?
*Timon: Sound fair to me.
*Pumbaa: No doubt about it.
*Pat: Perfect. Now let's go and rock on with the city.
*Stan: Here we go.
(The background song "Jungle Love" by The Steve Miller Band plays as Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan hang out in the city together as they hang out around in a bar, eating some chicken fingers and fries on the table)
*Timon: Alright. We got chicken fingers and fries!
*Pat: Why call them chicken fingers? Do they ever have fingers before?
*Pumbaa: It's the name for the meal. They have wings like a vulture.
*Stan: Up next, we'll have vulture wings and no one is ever going to bat on them.
*Timon: Or a bat finger.
*Pat: This bar has a lot of games. Wanna play in the game area?
*Timon: Oh yes. But we gonna pay first.
*Pat: Good choice.
(Timon throw darts on the target as he cheer for a high score)
*Timon: High score!
(Pumbaa, Pat and Stan throw basketballs in the hoops, earning a bunch of scores on the screen)
*Pumbaa: Yes!
*Pat: Perfect-o.
*Stan: Another score one for the gang.
*Pumbaa: Timon would have love this one.
(The gang watch over the pond to see fishes jumping by in the air)
*Timon: Look at the fishes jumping.
*Pumbaa: They jump like salmon.
*Pat: It doesn't matter what fish they are.
*Stan: Everyone is a fish.
*Pat: Everyone is a fish? You must be referring to a mermaid and merman.
*Stan: Ha. Mermaid and merman. That's a new thing for us.
*Timon: We should hang out around the pool area.
*Pumbaa: I'm up for a swimming lesson.
*Pat: Go for it.
(At the pool area, Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan jump in the water with a bunch of elephants and lions swimming in the pool)
*Timon: Ha ha ha.
*Pumbaa: Fresh warthog from the water.
*Pat: *get on the iceberg platform* Watch this. *do a stand splash*
*Timon: Whoa!
*Stan: How did you do that?
*Pat: Did a stand splash like in that viral video from 2009.
*Stan: Man, that's crazy. Watch this. *stand like a fish in the water and swim by waving* Look like me you guys.
*Everyone: *cheer for Stan*
*Timon: What? How can he do that?
*Pumbaa: No way.
*Pat: How come? Is magic affecting him? Let me try. *try to stand like a fish in the water* Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy there. Stand by.
*Stan: How do you like me now? Uh uh uh.
*Pat: Stan, help me! I can't hold it any longer.
*Timon: Swim, just swim!
*Pumbaa: It will pass.
*Pat: *swim* My hands are flapping. I told you i can't do tricks in the water! *splash in the water as everyone laugh at him*
*Stan: Ha ha ha. Nice try Pat.
*Pat: Son of a dog.
*Timon: We have trying times, am i right?
*Pat: Man's best friend.
*Pumbaa: Everyone best friend is a dog these days.
*Stan: I'm king of the sea! *hit himself on the bridge's wall and splash in the water with everyone laughing at him*
*Pat: Ha! You deserve it.
*Stan: Thanks a lot Pat.
*Pat: What did i do wrong? You were laughing at me.
*Stan: You made me trip!
*Timon: You were dancing.
*Pumbaa: And then you hit wall bottom.
*Stan: I'm outta here.
*Pat: I'll see you at the park.
*Timon: Animals usually get wet and dry themselves in the sun.
*Pumbaa: No worries pal.
(The background song end as the gang hang out around in the park with Stan upset)
*Pat: So Stan. How is that swimming cheering pool doing for you?
*Stan: I knew you would come and ruined my moment with your failed trick.
*Pat: I didn't make fun of your trick. The water did.
*Stan: How is the water doing all the trick for you? It's just liquid!
*Timon: When i was wrong, they made fun of me for making a skylight on the tunnels.
*Pumbaa: And i farted in front of everyone in the watering hole.
*Pat: See Stan? We got embarrassing times in most of these days.
*Stan: I wish everything was normal like it was before.
*Timon: Living out in the normal days. That's how life works.
*Stan: Look at the park. There's like no one around.
*Pumbaa: People don't go to the park for most of these days.
*Timon: *smell himself* Uh, guys? Are you trying to smell something? Something went missing from our skin.
*Pumbaa: *smell himself* I don't smell anything.
*Pat: *smell himself* I smell normal.
*Stan: *smell himself* What the? What happen to the perfume smell we used to have? Where did it go?
*Timon: We just jumped into the water when the smell disappear.
*Pumbaa: I got a bad feeling about this.
*Stan: On no! The beautiful smell is gone! We gotta get it back.
*Timon: We can't get it back. Professor Chi-Chi is going to be really mad at us for what we done.
*Pat: We need to use the perfumes so we can spread the love all over the world.
*Timon: How is that going to affect my date? The ladies are going to call me gross now.
*Pat: You told us to go to the pool. That's what happen when we splash into the water.
*Timon: We need to go back now and get the smell back.
*Pat: Race to the lab!
(The gang return to the lab as they try to look for the perfumes with Pat found it all)
*Chi-Chi: *get up* Hello? Is this where i get the burrito and taco pizza at Burrito Bell?
*Stan: *hit Chi-Chi with the club* That should do it.
*Chi-Chi: *faint down* Ow, ow. My head.
*Timon: Hurry. Spread it to us.
*Pat: I'm trying. *spray perfume all over the place*
*Stan: You spread it all over the lab.
*Pat: That's better.
*Timon: What about us?
*Pat: I spread the spray all over the lab. Now we all smell good like taking a shower in the house.
*Timon: *smell everywhere* We can smell ourselves again.
*Pumbaa: Love is in the air!
*Pat: Yippie. We got the love hype back.
*Stan: Thank you Pat for bringing back the smell. No water is going to stop on us.
*Timon: Let's go back to the city and rock on with our lives.
*Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata!
*Pat: I'm singing in the air!
*Stan: Fresh smells on fresh eyes. Ha ha ha. *leave the lab with his friends*
*Chi-Chi: *faints as he smell the perfume* Ah, cherry and apples combined.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan rush out to the city as they feel the wind and breeze of the city)
*Timon: Ah, i got some fresh air.
*Pumbaa: Straight outta the lab.
*Stan: Nobody is getting hurt, am i right?
*Pat: Not at all.
*Pumbaa: I wonder what is going on in the city.
*Timon: It's just a normal day for everyone's lives. They just mind they own business on what they have to mind their own business too.
*Pat: It's a little chilly in here.
*Timon: But we got to wear our sweaters.
*Pat: No need for a sweater Timon. It doesn't effect us when it's a little windy like in January.
*Timon: I hate cold days.
*Pumbaa: We never got the cold in the jungle.
*Timon: It's ain't going to pass on us. *trip over a rock* Ow. Watch it. What is that? *look at a female meerkat, warthog, hippo and dog walking* What the?
*Pat: Are you going to say that "Look beyond what you see" phase again?
*Timon: No. I see girls walking.
*Pumbaa: Girls?
*Timon: Follow me. I know where they heading. But we gotta sneak in to avoid getting caught.
*Stan: Why are we going to stalk them?
*Timon: I must get their attention. Let's go.
(The gang sneak into the alley and to the other side as they hide in the trash cans with the girls walking by in the streets)
*Timon: Plan B. Do something stupid.
*Pat: What? It's not going to work out.
*Pumbaa: Just leave them alone.
*Stan: You're playing with us, right?
*Timon: *look at the girls heading to the mall* They're going straight to the mall.
*Pat: The mall, really?
*Stan: More like the wall. Ha. Why would i stare at a wall for a hour?
*Timon: Guys, come on. We are better than this. Maybe we need like dates to go without staying inside all day.
*Pumbaa: What? But you got a triple date coming up.
*Timon: Shhhh. It's a secret. Do not tell Kataka when we go back to the jungle.
*Pumbaa: Okay.
*Pat: Not a problem.
*Stan: We'll just go to the mall then.
(The gang hang out in the mall as they try to search for the girls)
*Timon: Where did they go?
*Pumbaa: The mall is big as a maze. You can't stand them anywhere.
*Pat: It's a mall. It has to be that big.
*Stan: Just like when you go on a cruise.
*Timon: It can't be it. Keep looking around.
(Timon look around in the clothing store, Pumbaa look around in the food area as he eat the leftovers or a sandwich, Pat look around in the video game store as Stan look around in a spa area. The gang made it all back together in the main hall.)
*Pat: How did the search do?
*Timon: Did you find the girls i asked for?
*Pat: We tried.
*Pumbaa: But they weren't around.
*Stan: They must be inside on all of the places. But we didn't check.
*Timon: No. No. I lost their attention.
*Pumbaa: Hate to say with you pal. We blew it.
*Timon: Oh no. *cries* I'm heartbroken again.
*Pat: Don't cry. You got a real date coming up at your world.
*Timon: Why won't i date anyone in your world, but Stephanie?
*Female Cat Cleaner: Hey! Who is trying to make a mess on the floor? Now i have to clean it all thanks to your crying friend!
*Timon: I'm sorry. I didn't get what i wished for.
*Pumbaa: He's just having a moment.
*Female Cat Cleaner: Go cry somewhere! Look at the mess you just made.
*Timon: Okay.
*Pat: Come on. The big mall isn't going to help find a date for you.
*Stan: We'll just have to go with the hard way.
*Female Cat Cleaner: Nice smell you morons! *use the mop to clean the floor* I would rather clean dust than tears.
(The gang left the mall with Timon crying on the sidewalk)
*Timon: Mommy, mommy, mommy! Be careful what i wished for. I am finally single for the rest of my life! *cries*
*Pumbaa: Oh brother. He's still crying in public.
*Pat: He did the same thing on his birthday.
*Stan: And Christmas when we got the whole Pride Lands together.
*Timon: I blew it, i blew it, i blew it. Can't wait to go to the top floor and jump. *cries*
*Female Animals: *leave the mall and see Timon crying*
*Pumbaa: *look at the females and look at Timon* Uh, Timon. You got company.
*Timon: Why won't we listen to that stupid rodent. *look at the girl and stop crying* Whoa! We were all wrong by that!
*Female Meerkat: We saw you crying all over the place.
*Female Warthog: Are you okay?
*Timon: Yes. I am fine. I am being emotional for a moment.
*Female Hippo: Don't worry. We got our ups and downs for most of our lives.
*Female Dog: I got bullied all the way to high school.
*Pumbaa: So do us.
*Pat: Looking fabulous. Wow. Never seen that look before.
*Female Meerkat: You all smell good.
*Female Warthog: Ooh, what is that?
*Stan: Uh, i? Nothing. Just a normal smell like cotton candy ice cream.
*Timon: A-hah! The crying didn't effect the smell.
*Female Meerkat: Who are you guys suppose to be?
*Timon: I am Timon.
*Pumbaa: Pumbaa.
*Pat: Pat for short, Patrick is my name.
*Stan: And i'm Stan. But for a short. Stanley is my name.
*Female Meerkat: Wonderful. I'm Jenny.
*Female Warthog: Martha.
*Female Hippo: Kat.
*Female Dog: And Sally.
*Timon: Hey, are you Jenny? Professor Chi-Chi has told me about you and me hanging out at a restaurant the other day in his dream.
*Jenny: Wait, you know Professor Chi-Chi?
*Timon: Oh yes. What's wrong with that?
*Jenny: Oh. My. Gosh. You won't believe it. Professor Chi-Chi is like one of the greatest scientists of all time. He won a award for the best invention for the Invention Expo of 2007. You must be Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan then.
*Pumbaa: What?
*Pat: What the? We came all the way to see you guys?
*Martha: You know what they say.
*Kat: Are you guys the ones that defeated Brutox at the fort?
*Timon: Ho ho ho. You asked. Yes we did. It been a lot story since we met at the jungle. We became superheroes to fight the supervillain Brutox with his selfish meerkat friend before that meerkat reform to good. He somehow escaped from prison with the alien time machine and fought us in Pluto with a very scary alien stuck in my world for million of years. I would love to thank the King and Princess of Pluto for giving us our support for saving their home planet.
*Sally: Oh god. I didn't know you're friends with Professor Chi-Chi.
*Pat: We're a big fan of him and i love when one of our idols are living next door in the neighborhood.
*Kat: Big fan you guys.
*Timon: A friend of the professor or us?
*Kat: You guys. You saved the world for us.
*Sally: You ate like 30 bananas after defeating the pig villain.
*Timon: Lucky us. We're rich.
*Pumbaa: The whole jungle will be serving a lot of fruits in the fruit pile.
*Timon: What do you wanna do today?
*Jenny: We should hang out.
*Martha: Come along. We need a little date with your wonderful smell.
*Pumbaa: Uh?
*Pat: Ha ha ha. That's funny. We would love to hang out with you guys.
*Stan: Thanks to the meerkat for giving us dates. You guys are giving me a love boost.
*Pat: Don't tell Stephanie. It's a secret.
*Martha: Wait, who is Stephanie?
*Pat: Uh...she's a friend from the neighborhood and a great artist like us.
*Timon: My Uncle Max was a great artist by using fruits from the Tree of Life.
*Jenny: Let's go. I hope we can hang out around the park.
*Timon: I been to the park many times today. This rock my soul.
*Pumbaa: I'm crushing for a new soul.
*Martha: What?
*Pumbaa: Never mind.
*Pat: Last one there is a empty coffee cup.
*Stan: Give me a latte.
(The background song "Fresh Eyes" by Andy Grammer plays as Timon and Jenny's gang hang out at the park. The gang sit down and chill in the park while watching the clouds on the hill.)
*Timon: Look at the bright sky.
*Jenny: Clouds are just a form of art.
*Pumbaa: It's so beautiful.
*Martha: Who knew the clouds can make art?
*Pat: Ooh, there's one as a baby.
*Kat: That's so cute.
*Stan: I bet all the flying birds would be flying all around the sky where the clouds are moving.
*Sally: I'll be thinking about that.
*Stan: Ha. What a relief.
*Timon: It's a beautiful sight Jenny.
*Jenny: It always have.
*Timon: Ah, i'm in love with a stranger.
(The gang blow bubbles as they laugh by popping out bubbles. Timon and Jenny hold the kites up in the sky with the others holding their kites as well with the birds and butterflies flying by. The gang laughed as they hold hands together as a whole by jumping in a circle. The gang throw rocks on the pond as they cheer for Timon and Pumbaa for the highest rock throw.)
*Timon: Yeah. High score for the meerkat and warthog!
*Pumbaa: Stretch me out.
*Pat: You guys are killing it.
*Stan: Let us try.
*Jenny: We should throw the rocks all together.
*Stan: Do we make it clear?
*Martha: Yes. We'll throw the rocks with you. Is that clear?
*Stan: Count us in.
*Kat: Are you guys ready?
*Timon: Yes.
*Sally: Let's throw.
*Jenny: All together now.
*Everyone: *throw the rocks in the pond*
*Timon: Goal!
*Pumbaa: Just like playing soccer.
*Pat: We rock the pond.
*Stan: That was so amazing.
*Jenny: It's best of both worlds.
*Martha: I'll be up for a horn.
*Pumbaa: Ha ha ha.
*Timon: It never get old like watching the turtles swim.
*Jenny: Good old pond.
(The background song end as the gang hang out in the baseball field as the whole field is empty for them to hang out in)
*Timon: We did a lot of fun today. We play, we throw and we celebrate.
*Pat: How were we celebrating? It's not someone's birthday like Emily.
*Martha: You guys are number one.
*Timon: One goal a day.
*Pumbaa: We even get to see the sunset.
*Timon: The sun doesn't go down when the sun is going down to make it dark.
*Sally: Are we getting hungry in here?
*Pat: *his tummy growling* Oh man. I'm starving.
*Kat: You know what we're talking about.
*Stan: Dinner.
*Timon: Dinner?
*Jenny: Dinner is always the answer.
*Pat: Where can we eat at?
*Jenny: Guys, a new restaurant just open up at 37 Avenue.
*Timon: Where it is located in?
*Jenny: I just said it. Do i have to say it again for myself?
*Pumbaa: If it's at 37 Avenue, then it's the right place to go.
*Timon: Let's go. I'm getting hungry over the streets.
*Stan: She didn't reveal the name of the place yet. Hello? You weren't paying attention.
*Timon and Pumbaa: But we have.
*Jenny: Wild West Roadhouse is the name of the place.
*Pat: Wild West Roadhouse?
*Stan: What about Wild West Roadhouse?
*Timon: What is the restaurant all about?
*Jenny: You guys won't believe us. The new place has like chicken strips, ribs, steak, bread rolls with cinnamon butter, pasta, pizza and a lot of potato types to eat like french fries.
*Timon: You got us thinking about eating at Wild West Roadhouse.
*Pumbaa: Well let's go. What are we waiting for?
*Pat: It's Wild West Roadhouse time!
*Stan: Boom! Boom!
(The gang hang out at the restaurant Wild West Roadhouse. The restaurant got details like people drinking in the bar stack, playing arcade games and eating peanuts in the barrel during the waiting room. "Walk" by Foo Fighters play on the radio while Timon with all of his friends sit on one of the seats in the eating room.)
*Timon: Today is a great day to eat.
*Pumbaa: I'm going to munch up like i did with the grubs.
*Martha: You eat bugs?
*Pumbaa: Well, at my world, me and Timon get used into eating bugs and own a jungle like Hakuna Matata.
*Jenny: Harpoon a Tomato?
*Timon: Hakuna Matata. It mean no worries.
*Pat: For the rest of your days.
*Stan: That's the motto of our jungle spirit.
*Kat: I thought that name came right out from a boat setting sail in Africa.
*Timon: You guess it. It is in Africa.
*Kat: The boat or the jungle?
*Timon: We never seen a boat in our world before. But we saw the jungle with a lot of paradise and love.
*Stan: It's like going to heaven in the jungle.
*Sally: There used to be a rainforest-themed restaurant that me and my family would always go to. They shut it down like back in September 2014 after a Chapter 11 bankruptcy after a series of poor sells and lack of customers and promotions.
*Timon: Oh my. What was the restaurant was like?
*Sally: They serve you like clams and different type of chicken wings. Gonna miss the place like Sandwich King.
*Pat: Sandwich King still open in our area.
*Sally: In my hometown, they close it down.
*Stan: Like Sweet Fries?
*Jenny: A bunch of Sweet Fries restaurants close down like in 2012. The last reminding one was in Texas and close down in 2015.
*Timon: That sucks to hear.
*Pumbaa: It's like when your childhood go away.
*Timon: Me and Pumbaa were having a hard time looking for homes to stay at and we almost end up dying after a big waterfall crash from a wildebeest stampede.
*Pumbaa: We slept from the beach and when we woke up, we found the jungle.
*Timon: You thought when to give us and at the end, you found the place what you're looking for.
*Jenny: That is so cool. You should be a wild explorer someday.
*Timon: If i was a explorer, then i would have been working with the Lion Guard back in the Pride Lands by now.
*Fox Waitress: Hello. Welcome to Wild West Roadhouse. What can i order for you all?
*Timon: Give us a bunch of baked potatoes with a bunch of ribs with sea salt.
*Pumbaa: Give me a lamb sandwich.
*Fox Waitress: Um, i'm sorry. Those strange two pets shouldn't be here and they would have to wait outside after you guys finish eating.
*Pat: Uh, this is Timon and Pumbaa.
*Stan: They are like 40 years old and they were born in a pet size like every other animal in the world like a spider.
*Timon: Hail the Waitress.
*Fox Waitress: Uh, okay. Can i get you something to order?
*Timon: Baked beans, fries and a whole lot of bread rolls.
*Pumbaa: I would love to order ribs.
*Pat: A bunch of chicken wings.
*Stan: Order me some chicken legs.
*Jenny: We girls would love to order the same thing as baked potatoes, curly fries and a whole lot of rice.
*Fox Waitress: We'll get to cooking while you guys can order your drinks.
*Timon: Everyone deserve water.
*Fox Waitress: Water, i like it. Coming right up. *walk to the kitchen*
*Timon: Man, i'm going to get used with this place.
*Pumbaa: First time coming here.
*Jenny: You guys are sharp.
*Timon: Sharp as a sharped pencil.
*Pat: Oh boy, i'm going to have a blast with this one.
*Stan: The perfume is helping us work.
*Jenny: They even got a show on stage.
*Timon: What? They made a show on stage?
*Pumbaa: I didn't know there is a show coming up.
*Pat: It's more like a cowboy show.
*Stan: A cowboy show you ask.
(A bunch of cowboys and cowgirls get up on stage to make a announcement)
*Hippo Cowboy: Alright now. Ladies and gentleman. Welcome to the Grand Opening of Wild West Roadhouse!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Pat: Yee-haw!
*Timon: Way a go Pat.
*Cat Cowgirl: On this special day, we would like to do a song for everyone to get involved and dance while you guys get to sit and enjoy the show while you eat.
*Dog Cowgirl: Wake up everybody! It's Saturday! You gotta get hyped up the roadhouse.
*Rabbit Cowgirl: Who would like to come on stage? Raise your hands.
*Everyone: *raise their hands*
*Pat: Pick me, pick me, pick me.
*Martha: I hope they call you over.
*Rabbit Cowgirl: The hippo with the short hair, come on over.
*Everyone: *clapped*
*Pat: Yes! I knew i was going to be the one to get called in on stage.
*Kat: Go for it Pat.
*Pat: Yahoo! I'm the lucky to be on the spotlight. *walk up on stage*
*Hippo Cowboy: Hello fellow hippo. What is your name?
*Pat: My name is Pat. My real name is Patrick.
*Hippo Cowboy: Well Patrick. Have you ever gotten a cowboy experience before? You wanna tell us on how you got into the wild west genre of your early days?
*Pat: Oh yes. I was a Bubblegum cowboy.
*Hippo Cowboy: A Bubblegum cowboy? For real?!
*Everyone: *laugh at Pat*
*Timon: Man, oh man, oh man. He just tried.
*Stan: Shut up! I was involved with Pat during the wild west trip.
*Pat: Guys. Don't take it seriously. It was a real story like watching a knight fighting a dragon show in a castle.
*Hippo Cowboy: I'm sorry. I didn't get that. What is it again?
*Pat: I was a Bubblegum cowboy. Back in 2006, we won a contest on a cereal box on having the most shells on every box. Me and Stan were excited about taking a trip to Texas. It was a wild west blast and i use my bubblegum to to ride like the wind and faced every outlaw in the world. I also got the saloon ladies with me in the saloon bar.
*Hippo Cowboy: Oh my. How was the wild west experience for you?
*Pat: It was amazing. I even get to eat a lot of shrimps on the food bar. Play me a song, will ya?
*Hippo Cowboy: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to sing a song about Pat being the Bubblegum cowboy. Are you ready to rock and roll?
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Timon: Woo-hoo! Rock on like a horse.
*Hippo Cowboy: Play the music my friends.
*Band: *play the music*
*Crocodile Cowboy: Alright. We are going to light up the wild west like riding on a horse in the dessert.
*Pat: I'll be singing like a cowboy.
*Hippo Cowboy: Hit it my man.
*Pat: Okay. *clears throat*
*Stan: He's going to sing. Isn't it?
*Hippo Cowboy:
He's a country cowboy
And he loves his bubblegum
*Pat: More than my horse and my gum!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Pat: *his flashback shows in Texas as he show up on a saloon, giving himself a drink and play cards with the outlaws while the saloon girls are with him*
I kissed a girl in Arizona
Carolina, Oklahoma
I kissed a girl in Alabama
Ohio and Indiana
I kissed a girl in Louisiana
Texas N'good ol'
Montana
One in Minnesota
Kentucky
And Dakota
*Crocodile Cowboy: Alright Mr. Cowboy.
*Pat: *dance on stage in the saloon bar*
I kissed a girl called Peggy-Sue
But Mary Lou why didn't you
Then I tried dollying
Samantha, Pam and Holly
You might think I'm lucky
But every girl I kiss
Cried out loud
*Saloon Pig: What the heck is this?!
*Cat Cowgirl:
He's a country cowboy
From the USA
Ya!
He likes bubblegum every night and day
He's a country cowboy and he loves his bubblegum
*Hippo Cowboy: More than his horse and his gum.
*Cat Cowgirl:
He's a country cowboy
From the USA
Ya!
He likes bubblegum every night and day
He's a country cowboy and he loves his bubblegum
*Pat: More than my horse and my gum!
*Hippo Cowboy: Yee-haw! I want everybody to dance along!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Timon: Go for it Pat.
*Pat: *in the wild west, he hang out with all the saloon girls in the bar as Stan serve them some beer to drink*
I kissed a girl called Holly
Another one in Tennessee
I kissed a girl, the big mama
Beauty queen of Alabama
I kissed a girl in Kansas City
She looked good
Oh, she was pretty!
I kissed a girl in Idaho
At a bull riding rodeo
I kissed a Mississippi Miss
And tried a Virginia kiss
I kissed a girl from all around
In every western city
N' town!
You might think I'm lucky
But every girl I kiss
Cried out loud
*Saloon Cat: What the heck is this?!
*Pat: *ride on his horse all over the wild west as he battle against the crocodile outlaws in the west*
*Everyone: *do the cowboy dance*
*Cat Cowgirl:
He's a country cowboy
From the USA
Ya!
He likes bubblegum every night and day
He's a country cowboy and he loves his bubblegum!
*Crocodile Cowboy: More than his horse and his gum.
*Cat Cowgirl:
He's a country cowboy
From the USA
Ya!
He likes bubblegum every night and day
He's a country cowboy
And he loves his bubblegum
*Pat: *beat up all the outlaws as the people cheer him with his bubblegum* More than my horse and my gum! *make gun sound effects*
*Everyone: *as we are back in the setting of Wild West Roadhouse, we have people cheering for Pat*
*Timon: Bravo, bravo. That was amazing.
*Stan: Now we look like cowboys.
*Pumbaa: Yee-haw!
*Pat: Yay. Thank you very much you guys for joining my performance. What a great show.
*Hippo Cowboy: Thank you Pat for performing with us. You really rock on the show.
*Pat: It feel so good to be a cowboy.
*Cowboy Girl: Ride on Pat.
*Pat: *throw his hat on the air* Yahoo!
*Crocodile Cowboy: You did great man.
*Cat Cowboy: I hope you make hundreds of coins at the cowboy bar.
*Pat: No one is going to stop the Bubblegum cowboy.
*Fox Waitress: I got orders for the eight people sitting.
*Pat: My order! Gotta go you guys. Great show at Wild West Roadhouse.
*Hippo Cowboy: Come back anytime soon Pat.
*Pat: Go Cowboys!
*Crocodile Cowboy: I'm going to be scrolling to the wild west.
(After the show, Pat sit down with his friends and eat the food on the table that they ordered earlier as the drinks are served)
*Timon: Yummy yummy meals in the house.
*Pumbaa: Mmm, yummy.
*Pat: Thank heavens, i finally got my fries.
*Stan: If we were at the park, i would eat them like crazy.
*Pat: Don't even think about eating my fries.
*Stan: Uh, okay. You can have your own fries if you want.
*Jenny: I adore this food.
*Martha: Great place to go.
*Kat: It's the best one out there.
*Sally: Home to every cowboy in the roadhouse.
*Timon: This is a restaurant. How can a restaurant be a roadhouse for them?
*Pumbaa: They just name their restaurant.
*Timon: Oh really.
*Martha: Never getting tired of their bread rolls.
*Kat: They taste good to me.
*Sally: I love them.
*Timon: Why does the ribs taste like fried chicken?
*Jenny: The sauce is outside of the meal.
*Timon: Taste good like fried grubs.
*Pat: I wish i can have another grub stew.
*Stan: At least, the food ain't that bad.
*Timon: Best food in decades. *drink water*
*Jenny: Thank you guys for coming.
*Timon: I love you guys a lot.
*Pumbaa: Yep. It hits to a five star restaurant.
*Stan: That's a great ranking.
(After eating, the gang walk into the park when it's night time)
*Timon: Night already? Man, We were partying.
*Pumbaa: Sure feel the beat.
*Pat: I jumped on stage like a Bubblegum cowboy.
*Stan: It's great meeting you girls. When can we do this again?
*Jenny: Anytime soon if you come back.
*Martha: You guys were funny.
*Timon: I almost jumped off my seat when you said the parts that Pat kissed girls all over the world.
*Pat: That's because i was a ladies' man back then.
*Stan: Some of the saloon girls were hating on you after you kiss them in the cheeks.
*Pat: What was wrong? Did i sang the wrong lyrics?
*Jenny: No. Those lyrics were hilarious.
*Kat: I chuckle when you love your horse more than your gum.
*Pat: A gum or a gun doesn't matter.
*Sally: Oh well. We better head home. Thank you very much for hanging out.
*Stan: Until we meet again.
*Jenny: Bye. See you later.
*Martha: Don't ate too much at home.
*Pat: We will.
*Stan: We promise.
*Pumbaa: What a day and what a night.
*Timon: Let's go home.
*Pumbaa: The Moon isn't going to hold us like gravity.
TO BE CONTINUED
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