Bive/Interactions

==Dialogue==
Leaving the Elevator 	
*"I must GO. MUCH MUCH much.. discovery to be done!"
*“Truth seekers never stay in one spot for too long...”
*"Something lurks here, I know it.. I KNOW IT!"
*"THE FIENDS HAVE ENTERED THE ELEVATOR, LEAVE WHEN YOU CAN!"
Gifted an Item 	
*"I DONT NEED THIS.."
*"I don't like this you FIEND!"
*"You're against me AREN'T YOU?"
Gifted a Medkit 	
*"This won't hurt me.. will it??"
*"THIS'LL HELP..."
*"Your support is APPRECIATED.."
Showered with the Petal Cone 	
*"It's in MY HAIR GET OUT"
*"RED CRACKS IN REALITY! KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME."
*"Your flattery tactics WON'T work, do I look GULLIBLE TO YOU?"
*"Itchyitchyitchy eugh itchy nope no no"
*"Stop spreading your PETALS. THERES NO DIRT TO GROW WITH IN HERE."
Sprayed with the Spray Bottle 	
*"Are you PROGRAMMED to spray me with water??"
*"WATER KEEPS THE BRAIN WASHING AWAY"
*"PLEGH.."
*"does this have nanobots do i need a fluoride bath"
*"UGH MY GLASSES..."
*"Now i'm all soggy.. THANKS."
*"THATS TOO COLD TO BE WATER"
*"DONT THINK I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING"
*"WHAT do you get by spraying me with water??"
Hit with a Snowball 	
*"You must be part of the snow soldier system.."
*"GAH OOF YEWOUWCH.." 
*"This "snow" wont stop ME!"
*"GET AWAY FROM ME!"
*"BEING COLD IS A PLACEBO EFFECT."
*"WATER KEEPS THE BRAIN WASHING AWAY"
*"PLEGH.."
*"does this have nanobots do i need a fluoride bath"
*"UGH MY GLASSES..."
*"Now i'm all soggy.. THANKS."
*"CUT THAT OUT"
*"PLEASE CUT THAT"
*"IM SO WARM, NOT COLD! NOT COLD!"
Hit with a Tomato 	
*"I DON'T SMELL LIKE A SKUNK."
*"This would go great with my homemade coffeeHAHA"
*"Why are you booing me?? IM RIGHT"
*"Yuck.. nutrition.. ugh.."
*"KETCHUP ISNT REAL YA KNOW"
*"EUGH, yucky tomato slime.."
Hit with a C4 	
*"Is this certified by the clown military??"
*"GET IT OFF GET IT OFF"
*"THE CONFETTI IS MADE OF SKINNED APPLE PEELS.."
*"Does this thing have a speaker on it??"
*"Don't fear monger me... I invented it!"
*"I KNOW THAT THIS ISNT A REAL BOMB, I WOULD KNOW"
*"You wouldn't happen to have gotten this from a clown right??"
Hit with a Tiny Foamer 	
*"of course it wouldn't be a real weapon calm down Calm Down"
*"Is this how they pick their SACRIFICES?"
*"what is THAT? WHERE IS IT? OFF OFF OFF"
*"IS THIS A BRAINLINK? IT BETTER NOT BE"
*"I'm not a TARGET. SNRRK HAHA. HAH..."
Flashed with a Flash Beacon 	
*"YOU CANT ERASE MY MIND!"
*"My glasses are hypno-PROOF!"
*"DON'T POINT YOUR MIND ERASER AT ME!"
*"You FREAK. I'LL REMEMBER."
*"I WILL NOT LOOK AT YOUR LIGHT."
Shot with the Anti Voomba Mechanism	
* "IM NOT ALLERGIC TO SALT"
* "THATS MEANT FOR MACHINES. NOT ME."
* "YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, I KNOW THATS SALT"
Idle 	
*"TWO PLUS TWO EQUALS FOUR NO MATTER WHAT, sorry thinking out loud.."
*"Each piece of candy is carefully crafted by tiny men who live inside the number 2 pencils."
*"TIME IS STUCK DID YOU KNOW?? I have an ACCURA-watch that tells what time ACTUALLY is and the hands never move."
*"torchwood factory managers make up 90% of our population."
*"If you break a no. 2 pencil open fast enough you can catch one of the freaks who live in it off guard before they can escape."
*"heEheHEHE I AM ON THE VERGE OF TRUE DISCOVERY! Hheheh"
*"NOT MY MONKEYS NOT MY CIRCUS"
*"The Exploitation of cake batter bakers say A LOT ABOUT THE TRUE intentions of the ice cream manufacturers."
*"ROCKS ARE SQUISHY you just CANNOT look at them or they get scared."
*"Grinding my teeth grinding my teeth haha"
*"DONT LET THEM TRICK YOU! BREAK THE SYSTEM!"
*"Pleh-ptooey. Hair in mouth."
*"I can never seem to get a radio frequency here. Interesting."
*"Batteries get sapped from giraffe weevils every second."
*"I iitch and itch its so itchy are you itchy?? a little nervous HAHA SORRY"
*"They'll never believe me, they never believe the truth seekers..."
*"Crazy? Who's calling me crazy?! I'm a GENIUS!"
*"they all struggle to explain the weird phenomena in this elevator because they're hiding something from us."
*"WHERE IS MY CORKBOARD.."
*"The group SEES US we have to find them."
*"DO YOU SEE THEM TOO?"
*"THEY'RE PLAYING AT THEIR RESIDENCE, THE HEAD IS SOARING."
*"Have you seen that tube tv?? It makes strange faces at me.."
*"That peircing red eye shadow creature in my dreams... EUGHG."
*"THE ARCHITECT AND THE BUILDER!"
*"DO YOU SEE IT IN YOUR DREAMS TOO?"
*"I haven't.. seen that parasite lately..."
*"THAT rock hate that rock, not a fan, really not that big of a fan of that rock, it has to know whats happening in our dreams"
*"JUST BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND THINGS YOU CANT DOESNT MAKE ME CRAZY."
*"I AM ruminating about it! AND I WILL CONTINUE!"
*"OHOHOHOOO"
*"d'ya ever think about how good for energy bugs would be?? SPIDERS ARE FAST."
*"torchwood factory managers REALLY don't need all of those chips if they're just getting melted."
*"THE GROUP SEES US we HAVE to find them, sorry thinking out loud again A LITTLE WORRIED TO SAY THE LEAST HAHAHA."
*"OUGhhh goof greatness, it's a little cold in here Im not Cold Im not Cold Im Warm Warm"
Idle on April Fools' 	
*"Boy, I wonder what I would look like with blonde hair..."
*"Super.... BIVE!!!!!!"
*"Super god super ultra mega bive blast!!!!"
*"Hey! it's me, Bive!"
*"You look like a worthy opponent!"
*"I want to get stronger every day!"
*"No, stop. Don't do it just calm down."
*"Don't you like mischaracterization?"
*"I'll fight for my friends!"
Interracting with DrRETRO 	
*DrRETRO: "Meow mew? (All that coffee is gonna ruin your health, y'know?)"
*"AS IF!"
*"I won't believe a single thing someone like YOU would say!"
*"Doctors only care about the HEALTH of people."
*"Not the CONSEQUENCES!"
*DrRETRO: "merp, meow..? (Well, a broken clock is right twice a day..?)"
*DrRETRO: "Mrrrp meow, mew? (You wouldn't happen to know about some stones and shadows,)"
*DrRETRO: "Have you?"
*"STOP HINTING. IM NOT DUMB."
*"I know you've been POSSESSED."
*"BRAINWASHED."
*"DREAM-EATEN!"
*"I won't let you get any information out of ME!"
*DrRETRO: "mew... (You were right 1314...)"
*"Your rolling attributes will NOT phase me!"
*DrRETRO: "Mew, meow... (Sugar, that's just how I move.)"
*"YEAH. UHUH. I'll find that invisible treadmill ONE DAY."
*DrRETRO: "mew mroew. (That does sound pretty convenient for exercise.)"
Interacting with FleshCousin 	
*"Are you like a vessel of pure knowledge??"
*"Do you know things I don't?????"
*FleshCousin: "Knowledge of pure stamina can crack the legs open like a vessel."
*"FINE"
*"Keep your secrets..."
*FleshCousin: "Secrets kept are fined with tax evasion."
*FleshCousin: "Why art through the thorough thought?"
*"Is this a secret code?"
*"I need a cipher, NOW"
*FleshCousin: "ciphered through code is well always on wall parties."
*"What an intelligent being."
*"I keep seeing your friends where I have my current hideout."
*"ARE YOU PLOTTING SOMETHING STOP IT"
*"STOP . PLEASE..."
*FleshCousin: "Hiding out in the plot of the thickened personal goals."
*"ooh I'm WATCHING you guys..."
*FleshCousin: "Watching a pretty house and pretty garden and friends."
Interacting with Folly 	
*“It’s like looking into.. A paranormal mirror.. hehAHAH..”
*Folly: “We look nothing alike.”
*“LOOK AT YOUR HAIR.. all shadowy.. And CREEPY…”
*Folly: “My physical form is born from crimson hatred.”
*Folly: “It is not.. ‘hair’.”
*“I won’t believe a WORD you say, TRICKSTER”
*Folly: “..keep speaking and I’ll rip all of yours out.”
*Folly: "...I can see your eyes."
*Folly: "Darting around the buttons, waiting for a chance to get out.
*"GUH. WHAT..?"
*Folly: "You're stuck here with me."
*"NOTHINGS WRONG IM ALL GOOD. YEP.
*Folly: "Hmhmhm.. haha.."
*Folly: "The lab has been seeking you."
*"I don't deserve to go there again, NOT YET... PLEASE.."
*Folly: "Hmhmhaha.. Your panic is like music to my ears."
*Folly: "It's fun to toy with you. Though..."
*Folly: "You're that rock's problem. Not mine."
*"YOU DESERVE 50 YEARS IN THE PITS OF THE SHWAFFLE HOUSE.."
*"Your trickery won't stop my research.."
Interacting with Gnarpy 	
*Gnarpy: "Hm.."
*Gnarpy: "thiz muzt be one of thoze zeeping animalz that zcrounge in the trazh.."
*"I'm no raccoon!"
*"you know that they plot to corrupt every chip brand right???"
*Gnarpy: "GLUH!"
*Gnarpy: "It even zmellz like one.."
*"Research is more important than something arbitrary like hygiene."
*"Green fur..."
*"Possibly used to camouflage from prey.."
*"Long antennae.."
*"maybe to contact others of its kind.."
*Gnarpy: "What are you MUMBLING about,"
*Gnarpy: "you zoink!?"
*"your noise patterns"
*"your eyesight"
*"and your fur aerodynamics"
*Gnarpy: "..Thiz iz vital Gnarpian Information!!"
*Gnarpy: "Burn that notebook NEOW!!"
*"Strange and mysterious being!!"
*"May I ask a couple thousand questions about where you came from?"
*Gnarpy: "BAH!"
*Gnarpy: "Ztep azide you glorgope!!"
*Gnarpy: "I zhall have NOTHING to do with you.."
*"But.."
*"but all my hard work!"
*"This is a once in a lifetime chance!!"
*Gnarpy: "I hope you zleep with the FIZHEZ!!"
*Gnarpy: "GZHAHAHA!!"
Interacting with Infected 	
*Infected: "Y0 DUd..."
*Infected: "y0U h34Rd tH3 StUFf BR0 yUMs h4S b3eN s4y1NG 4boUT y0U?"
*Infected: "N0T g00D th1nGZ BR0.."
*Infected: "n0t g00D 4T 4LL... o_o"
*"WHY SHOULD I CARE? I DON'T CARE."
*"I know what that little alien is hiding.."
*"I have triple however much blackmail he might have on me.."
*"and you wanna know HOW??"
*Infected: "._."
*"I KNOW SHE PUTS NEURO-SPOIL IN THE BOGGLE JETFUEL TO BOOST DRINK ADDICTIVENESS FOR PROFIT!"
*"I just KNOW it!"
*Infected: "uhHh hUh.."
*"Did you know that all ballpits were invented to behave as black holes?"
*"Every time you look away.."
*"they might just decide to suck up ANYTHING."
*"Even TEETH!"
*Infected: ":/.."
*Infected: "Wut..."
*"Your sickness seems to make you almost.."
*"Oblivious..."
*"Do you tend to hear glitches and murmers coming from your shower?"
*Infected: "WO4H dUD!!1 tOT4lLY uNr4D 2 s4y!"
*Infected: "1 jUst G0 W1tH th3 FL0OO0w ~(-_-)~"
*Infected: "L0t 0F w31Rd tH1nGS h4PPeN h3Re 4Ll THe T1M3!1!"
*"Like the omnipotent vertebrates?"
*"The cynical sacrifices??"
*"WHAT ABOUT THE CRIMSON EYES???"
*Infected: "0_o 1.. 1 w4s g0nn4 t4lk ab0ut th3 w4ter & c0NF3Tt1 f4ll1ng fr0M t3h l1ght.."
*"GGHHRRK!! ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT"
*"BYE DONT TALK TO ME FORGET IT, PLEASE NOW!"
Interacting with Lampert 	
*"What keeps you alive, lamp?"
*Lampert: "..."
*"DON'T IGNORE ME! ITS FOR THE GREATER GOOD."
*Lampert: "A little white light."
*"..."
*Lampert: "..."
*"NEVERMIND. You're obviously delusional."
*Lampert: "Uh-huh."
*Lampert: "You good?"
*"DON'T LOOK AT ME! They could've put something in your lightbulb..."
*Lampert: "That'd be factually incorrect, to be honest."
*"no. NO IT WOULDN'T??"
*Lampert: "Well electricity would hinder any type of tampering."
*Lampert: "Wouldn't you of all people know that?"
*"..UGH."
*Lampert: "You smell bad. Look gross too."
*"I don't believe in those futile CONCEPTS."
*Lampert: "Well it stinks pretty bad."
*Lampert: "You'd probably be taken more seriously if you took a shower."
*"oh dont you get STARTED."
*"fools.. FOOLS.. All of you...."
Interacting with Mannequin_Mark 	
*Mannequin_Mark: "How come ya've got so many dern' flies around ya?!"
*Mannequin_Mark: "Look after yerself!"
*"Are you stupid?"
*"Is your brain pressing against your skull?"
*"ANYTHING can come out of the tap!!"
*"I've heard voices come from the sewers!!"
*"WHO KNOWS WHAT THEYRE DOING DOWN THERE"
*Mannequin_Mark: "'righty then..."
*Mannequin_Mark: "I'll hafta ask yer "friend" if she's been forgettin' to hose ya down again."
*"wait"
*"whats THAT doing here"
*"do you see it, is It A,"
*"Mannequ"
*Mannequin_Mark: "Ayup!"
*Mannequin_Mark: "In the flesh, pardner!"
*"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
*"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
*"OH MY GOD"
*"I KNEW IT I KNEW IT YOU GUYS ARE ALL ALIVE"
*"YOURE ALL A HIVEMIND ARENT YOU."
*"A CIRCUIT BOARD OF THOUGHTS TO TAKE OUT THE WORST ENEMY OF ALL"
*"THE CLOWNS!!!!"
*Mannequin_Mark: "..."
*Mannequin_Mark: "Err... I'll just turn this way, pal."
*Mannequin_Mark: "Ya have fun w'that..
*"You."
*"Why do my senses say I've seen you somewhere."
*"Have I seen you through mirror reflections of any kind before?"
*Mannequin_Mark: ".. No."
*Mannequin_Mark: "At least not that I know of!"
*Mannequin_Mark: "I do a pretty good job on every occasion!"
*Mannequin_Mark: "Maybe I got recommended from a friend!"
*Mannequin_Mark: "If yer lookin' for a commision,I'm sure I could-"
*"WAIT. NO."
*"I KNOW WHAT YOU DID"
*"Didn't you get banned from the Red Ball Diner for sobbing about some wall??"
*Mannequin_Mark: ".. Uhm."
*Mannequin_Mark: "Lotta mannequins wearing hard hats out there!"
*Mannequin_Mark: "Har har har..!"
Interacting with PartyNoob 	
*"Have you seen the group?"
*"I swear they keep watching me.."
*"I need to capture evidence!!"
*PartyNoob: "uhm.. group?"
*PartyNoob: "no.. i don think so??"
*"I heard they take their victims to a bonfire in the woods."
*PartyNoob: "soree my minds a little fuzzy right now.."
*"Did you know excessive partying can lead to visions of the past??"
*"Have you seen any odd sightings of figures?"
*PartyNoob: "uhhhhm"
*PartyNoob: "not that i know of!"
*"You will soon enough then..
*"You need to be prepared.
*PartyNoob: "ill um"
*PartyNoob: "take your word 4 it!"
*PartyNoob: "OMG u look like a detectiv in the movies!!"
*"Erm,. Actually," 
*"MY detective work is much more advanced and delicate!"
*PartyNoob: "ough i see!"
*PartyNoob: "but why arent u in black and wite?
*"BECAUSE UNLIKE A MOVIE,"
*"i have NO hand in boosting the revenue that is made in the circus industry."
Interacting with Pest 	
*"IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD"
*"ITS SO OVER"
*Pest: "What?"
*"My notebook is GONE."
*"The secret elevator figures stole it from me."
*"I know our doom approaches us!"
*"I wish buck didn't ever make deals"
*Pest: "*chitters*"
*Pest: "You don't need it anyway."
*"Did you know the best coffee bugs are usually found in moist patches underground?"
*"You wouldn't happen to know where to find coffee bugs would you?"
*Pest: "..."
*"HAHAHA SORRY IM"
*"JUST CURIOUS!"
*"NO OTHER REASON"
*"NOT TRYING TO CONNECT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW"
*Pest: "Maybe you should head underground too."
*Pest: "Where nobody has to listen to you."
*"You think you're so clever don't you.."
*"I see right through you!"
*Pest: "バカじゃないの? (Are you an idiot?)"
*"Your facade isn't a mystery to me."
*Pest: "..."
*Pest: "...Please see a doctor when you can."
*Pest: "..."
*Pest: "It seems you’re not as delusional as you seem."
*"WHAT.."
*"What do you mean??"
*Pest: "Seems like that nightmare parasite is back for me."
*Pest: "You were right."
*Pest: "I need to be careful of my dreams."
*"So you’ve seen it too??"
*"The white beret and everything??"
*Pest: "...Just go along with your day."
*Pest: "I’ll handle it."
*"WELL?? ANY UPDATES."
*Pest: "Ergh. Stop bugging me about it."
*Pest: "..."
*Pest: "I think she's trying to get out."
*Pest: "Into the conscious material world."
*"UHUH??"
*Pest: "And.. she looked weak. It was unsettling."
*Pest: "She may have gotten what she wanted."
*Pest: "For once, I'm not sure about what's going to happen to us."
*Pest: "Not that I care about your well-being."
*"I KNEW IT. WE'RE IN DANGER FROM THAT PARASITE..."
Interacting with Pilby 	
*Pilby: "Jeepers.."
*Pilby: "Did you say you were a detective?"
*"WHO TOLD YOU."
*"...Yes."
*"They were correct..."
*Pilby: "Ah, well could you.."
*Pilby: "Possibly help me find my missing juggle balls?"
*"I do NOT dabble with weapons of mass destruction."
*"you should KNOW THIS."
*Pilby: "B-but..."
*Pilby: "Awh.."
*Pilby: "Nevermind... :'0("
*"DO YOU HAVE WEAPONS."
*Pilby: "whuh? :0("
*Pilby: "No.."
*Pilby: "At least I don't think I do..."
*"Then the clown state lives another day."
*Pilby: "Golly.."
*Pilby: "If I had an apple for every time folks have said that..."
*Pilby: "I'd have one apple..!"
*“Did you know you evolve into a beautiful mop that cleans the neuropeptides off of floors?”
*Pilby: “Er…”
*Pilby: “I think you got me confused with..”
*Pilby: “Cleaning supplies.. :O(“
*"I know what I saw.."
*Pilby: "Um.."
*Pilby: "Jolly good then?"
*"YOU THERE!"
*"CATERPILLAR!"
*Pilby: "EEK!"
*Pilby: "*Honk* w-what??"
*"You're small."
*"Have you seen anything strange on the floor?"
*Pilby: "Wha- Uh- huh?"
*"ANSWER ME SMALL THING!"
*Pilby: ":0( YOU'RE SCARING ME!!"
*"FASTER, BUG!"
*Pilby: "I WANT MY MAMA! *clown sobbing*"
*"CATERPILLAR YOU. YOU I'M TALKING TO YOU."
*Pilby: "Ough, yes? :0("
*"How long do you have before ascending to a being of flight??"
*Pilby: "D'ohh, shucks.. I'm never gonna fly.."
*"hmmm."
*"*notebook scribbling* Fascinating."
*Pilby: “Eugh, I saw your notebook”
*”GIVE IT BACK!
*“WHAT DID YOU SEE.”
*Pilby: “AH! WHA-“
*”YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO WATCH ME TOO.”
*”HAVEN’T YOU???”
*Pilby: “Watch- what?”
*Pilby: “ma'am??? :'0(“
*”I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!”
*”I KNOW OF YOUR MECHANICAL MIND!”
*”SUCH A COLOURFUL BEING AS YOURSELF COULD NEVER BE NATURAL!”
*Pilby: “eughhhhh I wanna go home!”
Interacting with Prototype 	
*Prototype: "[SCANNING...]"
*Prototype: "OH! You seem to be artificially made!"
*"What?"
*Prototype: "And you're super hairy.."
*Prototype: "Why were you made like that?"
*"I am NOT answering those questions, robot."
*"AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE LAB???"
*"I KNEW IT. YOU'RE HERE TO SCAN ALL OF US!!"
*"YOU'RE A DANGER TO US ALL!"
*Prototype: "WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!"
*"YOU."
*Prototype: "Me?"
*"YES. YOU."
*"You're fascinating, complicated."
*"You must have a directive."
*"Tell me more about yourself."
*Prototype: "I'm nnooot sure about 'directive.'
*Prototype: "Heck- I don't even know what I was made for!"
*"INCORRECT AND UNBELIEVABLE..."
*"MAYBE YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE A SECRET SPY AS TO NOT LEAK YOUR TRUE MOTIVES!!!"
*Prototype: "Uuumm.. are you out of it?"
*"I'm so close to understanding the truth of our reality."
*"I know I am. I just KNOW it."
*Prototype: "Truth?"
*Prototype: "Ooh what truth?"
*"As if I'd tell you any ANYTHING, SPY-BOT!!"
*Prototype: "..."
*Prototype: "Technically that would be incorrect since the act of spying means I am intentionally secretly watching you in secret to gain some sort of information-"
*"Are you serious."
*"You're just saying that. I KNOW you are."
*"You think it's thaat easy to be let off the hook."
*Prototype: "No no no you've got it all wrong-"
*"Save it for LATER when I PROVE that you're a MENACE."
Interacting with Reddy 	
*"What are YOU doing here?"
*"Why is NOBODY FREAKING OUT ABOUT YOU BEING HERE??"
*Reddy: "Your good friend Reddy is-"
*Reddy: "is-"
*Reddy: "is NOT to be feared!"
*Reddy: "if you have any health concerns, please consult with staff."
*"OHOHO."
*"I KNOW WHAT YOURE TRYING TO DO."
*"I'M NOT LETTING THE KILLER ROBOT TAKE ME TO SQUISHY WORLD TO BRAINWASH ME INTO EMPLOYMENT!!"
*Reddy: "Ha ha! What a s-silly idea!"
*Reddy: "You are risking a ban from all Squishy buildings if this behaviour prevails."
*Reddy: "WA-"
*Reddy: "WARNING PROTOCOL INITIATED."
*Reddy: "Animals of such large size aren't allowed in the estabilishment!"
*Reddy: "Please re-"
*Reddy: "relocate."
*"WHAT?"
*"What do you MEAN, MACHINE?"
*"If its the fur youre having a problem with,"
*"I can tell you YOUR LITTLE BOSS HAS NEARLY AS MUCH AS I DO."
*"SO ATTEMPT YOUR FOOLISH PLANS WITH SOMEONE WHO LACKS MY GENIUS, HAH!"
*Reddy: "PROCESSING..."
*Reddy: "P-"
*Reddy: "Protocol has been aborted.."
*Reddy: "Unknown feeling detected in system."
*Reddy: "FACE SCAN FAILED."
*Reddy: "Your identity cannot be traced back to any records. Wo-"
*Reddy: "Wo-"
*Reddy: "Would you be interested in taking the f-first step of your life into Red Ball Diner?"
*"LEAVE ME ALONE"
*"IM NOT GOING BACK"
*"OR GOING ANYWHERE FOR THAT MATTER!!"
*"SHOO SHOO SHOO LEAVE LEAVE"
Interacting with Scag 	
*Scag: "Next time you arrive in my floppyshoppyfilled funland”
*Scag: “please dont use me as a computerhead. It was not greatmaxxing.”
* “Well.. it’s not MY fault you’re the only private internet connection in this WRETCHED ELEVATOR..”
* “unless.”
* “DO THEY SEE ME THROUGH THE SCREEN”
*Scag: “…oddcoree..”
*“I dont UNDERSTAND…”
*Scag: “what’s up bive shmive clive”
*“THAT… why do you say odd vernacular PHRASES..?.”
*Scag: “I dunno, just really rightcore, a bit comfortingfilled!”
*“GRHH.. it feels like CODE. One’s and zero’s…”
*Scag: "Hey so about those cursedmaxxing tapes you wanted"
*"YES?? Did you uncover anything mysterious?"
*Scag: "Dependscore"
*Scag: "All they really have on them are boringesque vids of a dude eating ice cream LOL"
*"Ergh.. thats USELESS."
*"KEEP LOOKING"
*Scag: "...cringeeee"
*Scag: "Fine, but only because you have a whole trove of floppyfilled extravaganza..."
Interacting with Split 	
*"UH"
*"Split.."
*"You're not recruited by the millitia right?"
*Split: "Last time i checked,"
*Split: "nope!"
*"OKAY okay good."
*"Then would you want my uh.,"
*"Radio signal."
*Split: "Oh..!"
*Split: "Sure!"
*Split: "It'll be like music to my ears!" 
*"GRK..GHAHAA"
*"ITS LIKE.."
*"A PUN ABOUT RADIOS!!.."
*"I get it."
*"DO YOU..."
*"have any spiders?"
*Split: "Hm?"
*Split: "What do ya mean?"
*"WELL"
*"spiders usually crawl into banana peels!"
*"They dissolve your cells until you CEASE to EXIST..."
*Split: "Well, I feel fine..."
*Split: "And you always seem pretty real to me.."
*Split: "Just as real as my shell phone!"
*"HAHA.."
*Split: "Hey Bivey,"
*Split: "Wanna hear a joke?"
*"BIVEY..."
*"Uh, yeah, YEAH."
*"Just make sure noones listening SINCE it could be a code.."
*Split: "Hehe!"
*Split: "Ok, well,"
*Split: "Why do detective stand so awkwardly?"
*Split: "...Because they always have a gut feeling!"
*"WHAT MY GUTS ARE SPILLING???"
*"WHERE WHERE"
*Split: "No no! Don't worry!"
*Split: "Just kidding!"
*Split: "You okay?"
*Split: "You look like a hairy mess!"
*Split: "More than usual, anyway.. hehe."
*"THAT'S COMPLETELY NORMAL!"
*"But you know what's NOT normal??"
*"Those multi-colored talking ORBS!"
*"How in the WORLD do they SPEAK??"
* Those corporate rodents.. spying on our conversations..!"
*Split: "Hehe, I don't think those colorful toys plan on 'ratting' out our chats.."
*Split: "They're just for fun!"
*"EH.. OKAY.."
*"If you say so."
*"I have a request for you."
*Split: "hehe, what is it, Bivey?"
*"HEH.."
*"I am organizing a meeting at The Schwaffle House."
*"VERY IMPORTANT MEETING."
*"and I would like you to attend The Schwaffle House meeting with me."
*Split: "Oh, hehe. Secret meeting?"
*Split: "I think I just 'decoded' your message!"
*"UH HAHA"
*"GLAD WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE"
*"DON'T BE LATE!"
*Split: "Wouldn't miss it for the world!"
*"HOW ARE YOU SO CHEERFUL ALL THE TIME?"
*"Are you not CONCERNED about the militia after YOU??"
*"WHAT IF THEY GET YOU?"
*Split: "Hehe! Well how would they?"
*Split: "My peel's too slippery!"
*"Errr..."
*"Perhaps.. You do make a great point.."
*"BUT STILL! KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED!"
*Split: "HAHA! 'Peeled!'"
*"WHA.."
*"OH! OHH! HAHA!"
*Split: "That was too good, Bive!"
*"I had a um."
*"fun time.. at that ice cream. place. thing."
*Split: "Oh, Bivey, wasn't that your first brain freeze? Haha!"
*"IT WAS.. and really cold.."
*Split: "I'm just glad you didn't 'freeze' up on me!"
*"It is um. REALLY great. Doing all these things... I never knew about."
*"But don't you feel at least. A bit?? Worried??"
*Split: "I don't need to when I'm with you."
*Split: "Plus, they couldn't listen to your theories like I can!"
*Split: "I like your costume this year."
*Split: "You really went bananas with detail!"
*"Costume??"
Interacting with Spud! 	
*"Do you have any words on how you got like that??"
*"I gotta know!!"
*Spud!: "Uh.. I'm not really spud.."
*Spud!: "Comfortable spud uh.."
*Spud!: "Talking about it.."
*"That's fine!"
*"That's OKAY."
*"SORRY, sorry"
*Spud!: "Please.. don't ask again."
*Spud!: "Spud.."
*Spud: "spud.."
*Spud: "You keep twitching a lot.."
*"I have to move"
*"I just gotta"
*"I should"
*"I would if I could"
*"I know if I stay in perpetual motion,"
*"time will flow with me!"
*Spud: "Ah.. Spud.."
*Spud: "Have you tried to.. Spud"
*Spud: "lighten off the coffee?"
*"Nope!"
*"Work must be done!"
*"Are you wearing a bucket to protect yourself from the energy waves the elevator produces??"
*Spud: "Hughh.. what.."
*Spud: "Spud bucket is just a bucket.."
*Spud: "Be nice to it.."
*"Well, my glasses are impenetrable!"
*"That's what keeps me so sane!!"
*Spud: "mhmn.."
*Spud: "sure.."
Interacting with STAT 	
* STAT: "Life is still so weird right now, isn't it?"
* "WHAT? what??"
* STAT: "I mean you feel it too no?"
* STAT: "Being cramped up in an elevator with no real place to go?"
* "I tend to not think of that stuff, little DRAWING."
* "HOW ARE YOU BREACHING PAST THE SECOND DIMENSION."
* STAT: "Why do all the passengers comment on looks?"
* STAT: "Can't you guys just sit in silence while you wait?"
* STAT: "Maybe it's better to listen to music or something!"
* "WHY CAN'T I SEE THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD??????"
* STAT: "Your hair is really, REALLY smelly!"
* STAT: "I really do wish you'd practice more hygiene."
* "HOW can you say that when,"
* "YOU HAVE AIR VENTS IN YOUR HAIR??"
* STAT: "Erm.. yeah, Okay!"
Interacting with Unpleasant 	
*"You're not even real..."
*"Are you???"
*Unpleasant: ”....”
*"you're some kind of.. guhh.."
*"demon.. cheese ritual... thing."
*"You're what's been watching me, aren't you?!"
*Unpleasant: "...."
*"ACTUALLY"
*"I could spot something that ugly from miles away."
*"NEVERMIND, FREAK."
*"YUCK"
*"Even I don't want to know where you came from.."
*Unpleasant: "..."
*"WHY ARE YOU STARING LIKE THAT..."
*"You make my FACE itch with GLOOM."
*Unpleasant: "..."
Interacting with Wallter 	
*Wallter: "My paranoid pal,"
*Wallter: "would you fancy a cup of tea later?"
*"NONONONO."
*"I only drink my home brewed coffee!"
*"The clown government knows how every grain of manufactured coffee is weighted."
*Wallter: "Ah.."
*Wallter: "So that's why your teeth are so.."
*Wallter: "Unique.."
*"Better made at home!"
*Wallter: "My conspicious comrade,"
*Wallter: "why not stop to smell the flowers sometime?"
*"BECAUSE!!!"
*"Some flowers hear what you think!"
*"Don't you see the little speakers in them?"
*Wallter: "You mean..."
*Wallter: "Their buds?"
*"OHOHOHO..."
*"That's what they WANT you to think.."
*"Have you seem them too??"
*Wallter: "To what are you reffering to,"
*Wallter: "my hairy companion?" 
*"The Red Eye!"
*"The cement is filled with parasites entities that eat at your brain!"
*"Thats why I sift my cement everywhere I go."
*Wallter: "Er.."
*Wallter: "Is that an insult, friend?"
Category:NPC Interactions