The Naming of Children

Bubba's sister Mary Jo is pregnant. She gets into a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, Mary Jo asks the about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins, a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
She thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor answers.
Mary Jo thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."
Category:Medical Humor
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