Odd Couple scraps

Scraps about the oddest couple there is. 
== Feng & Trash Talk ==
Inspiration: Suddenly; Prompts! 
"You fight like my grandmother!"
"You've fought your grandma?"
"Of course not," scoffs Feng, "but Cadet Jones assured me it was a worthy taunt."
"You /really need to stop hanging out with that guy."
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== Crunch ==
Inspiration: a prompt
Date/Timing: 16 April 2016
Setting: Jones-Lin room, Feng's bunk, Jaeger Academy; Kodiak, USA
"Finished!" Feng closes his notebook. "May I help you with—"
Logan snuffles, asleep, chin on chest, glasses creeping farther down his nose with each breath.
Feng eases himself off the bottom bunk, takes hold of the glasses' temples, slides them—
"/Fuck!"
Feng startles; glasses fly.
Logan glowers, rubbing a watering eye.
"Sorry!" Feng cringes away.
/crunch
"Sorry!"
Logan shrugs. "Hate those things anyway."
Feng beams.
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== Logan, Feng, and Animals ==
Logan: I kept a dog company while her owner was in the store
Feng: *lights up like a fireworks show* 
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== Logan and Kiang–Che/Jiang–Zhe ==
「Your Cantonese is a mess.」
「Because that wasn't Cantonese, ye puffed-up asshat. /This's Cantonese.」
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== Bored ==
Date/Timing: ~2018, pre-Shaolin overwrite
Note: Originally from, "Odd Couple and #4, please!", based off "Things you said over the phone ()"
He flops onto the hotel bed, mobile to his ear.
「「Hello, loser!」」 chirps Drapes.
「'evening, blockhead,」 Logan drawls.
「「To what do I owe the honour?」」
「I'm bored.」 Sighs. 「Tired, too.」
「「You? /Tired?」」
Scoffs, 「You'd be flat /out after eight hours dragging yourself from island to island. I, however, still have enough energy to harass you.」
「「So where /are you?」」
「Manila? Probably?」 
「「You're not sure?」」
Huffs. 「All these places look the same.」
Drapes giggles. 「「I'm nice and comfy in my bunk.」」
Growls.
「「Bet you wish you were here.」」
Rolls his eyes, but grins. 「'course! 'cause that'd mean you'd be out here.」
==(In)Corporeal==
Date/Timing: Dec 2021
Setting: Guest quarters, Hong Kong Shatterdome
Logan wakes up with a terrible weight on his chest.
He pries his head up, blinks the ground glass from under his lids.
A red tabby (extra fluffy) opens a copper eye, assess him.
[Of course it is.]
Drops his head back. 
He's in a suite across from—
Cat yawns, goes back to sleep.
Logan sits up fast—
Cat slides into his lap, maybe wakes up—
—hisses—
—stretches luxuriously—
—sweeps Cat onto the floor.
—flicks its tail, stalks regally across the room, sits down by the door with a 'mauu'.
 
Fucking cat.
Logan grinds his palms into his eyes.
So many fucking cats. 
Cat 'maaaaus'. 
A knock at the door.
Logan drags his head up, croaks, "What—"
—are they gonna do now without—
Cat gives him a dirty look, then stalks through the wall.
Logan's eyes slide shut, open—cringes.
""You awake?"" calls Jack.
"Yea."
""If you want a shower before we go, you need to get started.""
"'ll skip it."
""K."" A beat. ""I'll bring breakfast up?""
Logan grunts, forces himself out of bed.
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==Yard Ends==
(Tweaking "(In)Corporeal" for its move here had me thinking of whether Feng/the Lings would hand anything down to Logan; some time after "White")
A knock on the door of Logan's hospital room, then a nurse walks in with a flat box. "Up for a present?"
Logan makes grabby hands. 
The nurse smiles, sets the box on his lap. "Hope it's good!" Leaves. 
Box: half a meter by a quarter meter, wrapped in brown paper, post marked from—
The old hurt's back like it's yesterday's. 
Logan swallows. 
Runs careful fingers over [the] stylized ink stamps of Feng's childhood home.
Lies back in the pillows for a bit. 
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Logan wakes up. 
Present's still sitting on his lap. 
He eases open the tape, slides out a simple garment box, pushes the paper to his feet. 
Pops the lid, stands it between him and the wall. 
Card on top. 
- Ranger Jones;
We are sorry to hear of your recent injury and its prognosis. We humbly offer this to soothe your nerves.
— Ling Bei Yau & Bǐqiūní -
Logan puts the card on the bedside table, unfolds the tissue paper. 
Patchwork orange silk.
Patchwork orange silk altered into a dressing gown. 
Smells like incense, storage, cat, and Feng.
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