Riffed Pants Script

(Sebastian dresses for showtime.)
SEBASTIAN: Oops! I made a mistake. (to himself) Everyone makes mistakes!
SOFIE: Uh-oh! You must be wearing your jammie pants today.
SEBASTIAN: Hey, Sofie! Thanks for noticing!
SOFIE: You're welcome, Sebastian! Have you seen Matt and Christy?
SEBASTIAN: Yeah! They're backstage.
(the two children go backstage.)
MATT AND CHRISTY: Hey, Sebastian! Whatcha thinking?
SEBASTIAN: About my pants. My mistakes are so great!
MATT: Yep! If you make a mistake, you can accept it.
Christy: Hiya, Sofie! Well, what's on your mind?
Sofie: I guess Sebastian here knows that the good news is everyone makes mistakes!
Christy: It's true. We all bumble, stumble and fumble!
Sofie: I'll be back in a jiffy.
(Sofie puts on her pawprint PJ pants with lollipop underpants showing and poses in front of Christy.)
Sofie: How do I look?
Christy: Gee! Downright cute!
Matt: Aw! How sweet!
Sofie: Thank you!
Matt and Christy: You're welcome, Snow Angel!
Sofie: That's me! (winks) Guess what? It’s okay to make mistakes!
Sebastian, Matt and Christy: Mistakes are AOK!
(The four children walk to the professor's dressing room. Sebastian's music note pants are caught on the doorknob.)
Sebastian: Delivery! Did you order twenty cases of...(RIP!) riffed pants?
(Kids’ laughter)
Sebastian: (smiles) Thank you all for noticing! I call my trendy new invention "Riffed Pants!"
Sofie, Christy and Matt: Great idea!
(Knocking)
CHILDREN: Hey, professor! We invented something all-new!
PROFESSOR: Well, kids, what's that?
CHILDREN: Riffed Pants!
Sebastian: Just like PJ pants but with underpants showing in the seat area. Sofie and I invented them.
Sofie: I riffed my pants when I sat down in my chair and heard a ripping noise, but Sebastian riffed his jammie bottoms by catching them on a doorknob.
PROFESSOR: (smiles) You're so creative!
Sebastian and Sofie: Thanks, Professor!
Professor: You're welcome, Sofie and Sebastian! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go put on my makeup because I've got my hair brushed, curled and sprayed to perfection . I also have my hot pink ballgown, silver glitter high heels and floral Riffed Pants on.
Sofie: Gee, you look so cute!
PROFESSOR: Thanks, Sofie!
Sofie: You're welcome, Professor! See you on stage!
PROFESSOR: Bye now! (brushes on her makeup as the children enter Suzy's dressing room. Suzy puts on pink checkered pants with candy cane stripe underpants.)
SUZY: Hey, Sofie and Sebastian! Check it out! Your mistakes became something great!
Sofie and SEBASTIAN: Novelty fashion?
SUZY: Yep! Riffed Pants! Trademarked by the Kickin' Kids’ Company.
SEBASTIAN: (smiling at Suzy) As a music lover, I made up the name.
SUZY: Wowie kazowie! I didn't know that!
SEBASTIAN and Sofie: Now you know! 
SUZY: Well, Sebastian and Sofie, I've got to get on stage. It's show time within 5 minutes.
SEBASTIAN: WAIT! It's also Wacky Day, my own special holiday I invented. It comes on the 3rd Saturday of every month. On Wacky Day, you get to be wacky and zany all day long!
SUZY: Oh. Happy Wacky Day and have fun!
SEBASTIAN: Thanks, Suzy! We've got Wacky Day spirit!
SUZY: We really do!
PROFESSOR: 4 minutes until show time!
(Transition to Christy's dressing room. She puts on pale blue pants with neon pink hearts, revealing green underpants with white dots.)
CHRISTY: Hey, friends!
PROFESSOR AND CHILDREN: Hey, Christy! Happy Wacky Day!
PROFESSOR: The Overwear Song is what we'll sing onstage.
SEBASTIAN: We'll also do a hoedown dance.
SOFIE AND SUZY: It’ll be just like a rodeo!
CHRISTY: I'm ready and you are too, right?
SEBASTIAN: Not yet, we need Ethan, Matt, Cindy, Elle, Abraham and Rosie.
(the 6 children mentioned by Sebastian pop up as their names are spoken.)
Guys: Surprise!
Gals: Happy Wacky Day!
SUZY and SEBASTIAN: Hi, Matt and Cindy!
MATT AND CINDY: Hey, Sebastian and Suzy! You must be those music-lovers behind those new novelty jammie bottoms.
SUZY AND SEBASTIAN: We really are the Metairie residents behind Riffed Pants. 
ETHAN: Look, I've got my gray pants with white underwear with green gators showing. 
(He poses. The children smile.) 
Sofie: The professor says that we'll perform Be-Bop Boy and Be-Bop Babe's favourite bluegrass song, "Overwear Over There," in 4 minutes.
THE PROFESSOR: It's 3 minutes now!
MATT: Check out my rainbow stripe underpants with my red checked PJ bottoms!
CHILDREN: Aw, how cute!
MATT: (Grins) Thank you for noticing!
Sebastian: We are proud of you because you support diversity in Metairie.
MATT: Thanks, the world needs more kids just like you!
Suzy: You're welcome, Matt!
Rosie: Hey guys, check these out! (shows off her purple PJ pants with black peace signs on them, revealing blue underpants with green peace signs on them showing)
SEBASTIAN: You're adorable!
Rosie: Thank you! The world needs more people like you!
Sebastian: You're welcome, Rosie!
THE PROFESSOR: Two minutes until it is show time!
THE CHILDREN: Oh no!
CINDY: Look! I've got my red and black striped PJ pants with blue and yellow checkered underpants showing!
Rosie: Looking good! You should be Miss Metairie and have a sash on with those Riffed Pants!
CINDY: Thanks! Metairie needs more girls like you!
ROSIE: You're welcome, Cindy!
ELLE: Hey guys! I'm wearing my orange and green floral PJ bottoms with red and yellow bubble underpants. (Models her Riffed Pants)
CINDY: Guess what, Elle? You should be a model someday!
ELLE: Thanks a bunch, Cindy!
CINDY: You're welcome, Elle!
ABRAHAM: Check me out! I'm in red and blue striped PJ pants with my Jolly Roger underpants showing! (Models)
SEBASTIAN: Well, boyfriend, you should be Mr. Metairie!
ABRAHAM: Mr. Metairie? Who IS Mr. Metairie anyway?
SEBASTIAN: Mr. Metairie is the winner of the annual Lafreniere Park guys' pageant of the same name and that in a nutshell is Mr. Metairie!
ABRAHAM: Thank you for teaching me about Mr. Metairie.
SEBASTIAN: You're welcome, Abraham!
PROFESSOR: 1 minute until it is show time! That means sixty seconds to get on the stage!
(The children and the Professor get on stage and sing The Overwear Song while doing a country line dance. When the song ends, they smile and wave.)
SEBASTIAN: (hugging Ethan) We sure do have fun!
ETHAN: Yep! Indubitably for sure!
(Cut to Titmouse logo albeit with the Professor saying "Chirp!" instead of the bird and a baritone sax riff instead of the zap and pop.)
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