Deecies

A majestic species of stumpishitgrasfressers, the Deecies are a form of bipedal anthropomorphic creatures bearing some resemblance to a kid's MS Paint drawing. There are, of course, MANY variations of the Deecies. The variety of creatures listed under the Deecies name share some characteristics including a power gifted to them by their graceful progenitors. Dee is also a Dee.
Despite being an unprotected species and marked as "generally abundant", some clumps of Deecies are slowly disappearing by the day. This is usually because regular potato bombing raids are carried out by an unowen forze targeting multiple cities with a large Dee population and also regular bacon famines and droughts. This has indirectly led to mass-breeding of Deecies specimen, however this only helps to mitigate the problem. However, despite all these slight hinderances, the population only shrinks slower and slower by day; in recent years it has slowed down to allow it to thrive once more. Despite all this and all that, however, however, the problem still exists so FUK YUO!!!!!!
==History==
The first recorded sight of the Deecies was during a confrontational conflict over some small islands between the UnUnited Kingdom and some other country. Of course, there'd been mentions of some stumpy species living in the forests who particularly wore bright shirts, but these mostly went unconfirmed; of course, the discovery was met with much chagrin from both sides, so much so that they dropped their rifles to look at them frolicking about with absolute disgust on their faces. With this event in mind, more sightings from other countries kept coming.
And coming.
And coming.
And coming.
And coming.
And coming.
Eventually, it was found out that this "Deecies" had existed for likely more than a million years. Somehow almost nobody even noticed them, and usually those who did wrote it off as weird little funny critters or wrote a 5 page essay about them. And, as time went on, Dees slowly integrated into normal society.
==Culture==
In provinces where the Dees are most prominent (or are a heavy factor in the local government), they hail bacon and eggs as their one and true food. This has been connected to a possible mind engrainment where a heavy dependency (bacon from the pigs surrounding the forest area) slowly turned into an addiction, but over time was toned down to nothing but a delicious habit. As for eggs, we do not know, but it is likely that this may come from thousands of years of hypnotization from the local GNEgg population.
Dees mainly believe that they descend from a progenitor of sorts, purportedly a giant eye in the sky which gifted them with the ability to magically summon a pencil at will. Scientists are still divided on whether or not its powers are Undefeatable level, mainly due to someone being lazy and not bothering to update wiki stuffs like the Undefeatable map.
Dees are also very, VERY, intolerant of any submarine sandwich. No explanation has been improvised by any Dee as to why, but maybe it's just Primal Instinct™.
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