Road to Crack Island

Road to Crack Island is the twenty-fifth episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Mr. Rabs and the gang visit Crack Island.
==Transcript ==
*[The episode begins with RongeRob getting the mail for The Patty Shack]
*RongeRob: Ooh, a letter! Thank you, Mr. Mailman!
*Mailman: Oh, if I weren't already on parole.
*RongeRob: Ha ha ha ha! Mail call!
*Mr. Rabs: That-a-boy!
*[He opens and reads the letter]
* Mr. Rabs: It's free tickets!
*RongeRob: Free tickets to what, Mr. Rabs?
*Mr. Rabs: A trip to Crack Island!
* RongeRob: Crack Island? What's that?
*Mr. Rabs: Why, it's a goldmine of cocaine! There's crack waters, crack beaches and even crack vegetation!
* RongeRob: That's great! Can I go?
*Mr. Rabs: Sorry, lad, but I've only got enough for the whole gang, including me.
*RongeRob: Awwww......
*[Transition to Mr. Rabs House]
*Mr. Rabs: Well, gang! It's time to visit crack island
*[The gang cheers]
*[Cut to an airplane]
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: [Yawning] This is so boring! How long is this gonna last?
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Well, from the looks of it, we have about 6.9 hours left.
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's still too long!
* Mr. Zabs: Oh, yeah? One time, I flew for 15 hours straight!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh, my! Did you have good sleep?
*Mr. Zabs: I couldn't sleep at all the whole time.
*Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Sad.
*Narrator: 6.9 Hours Later...
*[The plane is landing]
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: [Sleeping]
*Mr. Zabs: Get offa me!
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: [Wakes up] W-what's going on? OH EM GEE! WE'RE LANDING.
*[They land on Crack Island and eagerly run out to see a world full of crack]
*Mr. Rabs: Oh boy! Crack, everywhere!
*Znail Fail: Well, actually, the crack is not everywhere, buddy!
*Mr. Nabs: Shoot him!
*[Mr. Rabs shoots him, killing him]
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Now that we have that out of the way, let's enjoy some crack.
*[They do that]
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Let's see... any places to go?
*Mr. Zabs: I saw this restaurant up the road
*Mr. Rabs: Well, let's go there.
*[They walk in]
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: I'm not likin' what I see on this menu... "Pronoun Milkshakes","Biden Burger". How could it get worse?
*[He reads the next item on the menu, which is Gluten-Free Frozen Yogurt]
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: I'd like to speak to your manager!
*Manager: Hello, I am the manager, and the owner of Crack Island
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: YOU ARE SO FUCKING DUMB!!
*Manager: That's so mean!
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Whatcha gonna do about it?
*[Cut to Bikini Bottom]
*Mr. Rabs: I can't believe you got us kicked out of Crack Island!
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Sorry.
*Mr. Zabs: Ah, I never liked that place anyway.
*Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Another positive is that I get another line!
*Then bends: True.
*[The Mr. Rabs Gang sees him in the Taxi. They stop and kick him out]
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, well! Maybe crack island isn't what it's all "cracked" up to be! HAHAHHAHAHAHA
*[They stop and kick him out before driving home]
*[The end]
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