Episode 0349

Picture 	Segment 	Description
center250px|center 	SCENE 1 	Susan notices a "HELP WANTED" sign on Oscar's trash can. Oscar explains that he's not much of a cook, and that he's hired someone to cook Grouch food. To their surprise, the one who responds to the ad is Cookie Monster, dressed in a chef's hat and apron and humming "Whistle While You Work."
 	Cartoon 	Letter U salesman
 	Cartoon 	"Martian Beauty" has nine hairs, nine bows, nine eyes, nine nostrils, nine arms, and nine toes.Artist: Bud Luckey
center 	SCENE 2 	Oscar observes how Cookie Monster makes dinner as Cookie mixes dough, milk, and other ingredients together. Oscar becomes nauseated when he finds out he's making cookies.
 	Cartoon 	"Poverty U”
 	Cartoon 	"That's About the Size of It"Artist: Bud Luckey
center250px|center 	SCENE 3 	Cookie Monster has baked lots and lots of cookies, all boxed up and ready to go. Maria and the kids explain that not everybody likes cookies as much as he does, especially Oscar. Cookie begins to sob, when Tom arrives wanting to take some cookies due to a low supply at Hooper's Store. He offers to trade Oscar a can of sour pickles for a couple of boxes, which perks Oscar up. He fires Cookie Monster on the spot, who decides to eat the rest of the inventory.
 	Cartoon 	Speech Balloon: U for Umbrella
center 	Muppets 	
 	Celebrity 	The stars of Bonanza -- Michael Landon, Lorne Greene, and Dan Blocker -- count up to 20.
center250px|center 	SCENE 4 	Tom encounters Big Bird trying to fix his door so it doesn't squeak. He brings over his toolbox and Big Bird tries to select the right tool to fix it – which isn't a saw, or a hammer, but an oil can.
 	Cartoon 	A janitor sweeps up his own footprints the wrong way, then the right way. Just then, a giant centipede leaves tracks all over the floor.Music: Joe Raposo
center250px|center250px|center	Cast 	A voice narrates as: 
*Susan runs her water, but what would happen if she left it running while she answered the phone?
*What will Tom do after he gets dressed up?
*Mr. Hooper inspects his hose's connection to the faucet. Will he get squirted in the face? (Yes.)
 	Transition 	A circle appears on screen, expanding like a balloon until it pops.
center 	Muppets 	
 	Cartoon 	A dog learns about U.Artist: John Paratore
center 	SCENE 5 	Susan sings "Here Are Some Things" while sorting a group of three pentagons, with the choice of a pentagon or a triangle.
 	Muppets 	Herry Monster finds Betty Lou crying: the other kids teased her because she doesn't know the difference between near and far. Herry helps her by placing three little boys in a row: the one who is nearest will get a surprise. When the surprise turns out to be a kiss, the boys start running far away from Herry. Betty Lou thanks Herry and gives him a kiss.
 	Film 	George the Farmer is near when he's on a barrel; he's far when he's on the porch.
 	Muppets 	The City Mouse and the Country MousePart 1 of 2The Country Mouse lives peacefully on the farm when his cousin, the City Mouse, comes to visit. The City Mouse is appalled that his cousin lives in a haystack, eats acorns, and listens to birdsong. He invites his cousin to come visit him in the city.
 	Cartoon 	P is for Puppy
 	Muppets 	The City Mouse and the Country MousePart 2 of 2The Country Mouse visits the City Mouse's apartment, and finds that his cousin eats pizza, doesn't mind traffic sounds, and listens to groovy music on his stereo. The Country Mouse is startled when he hears a cat. The City Mouse sighs, "Oh, that's just the cat. That means he's hungry, and he wants to catch us and eat us for dinner." Horrified, the Country Mouse goes back to the country, where he's safe. The City Mouse offers the cat a bite of pizza.
center 	SCENE 6 	Big Bird tells Chris about a friend of his, in the form of a poem. The friend turns out to be a walrus...
 	Film 	Sesame Street Animal Films: The walrus
 	Cartoon 	P Words (including parachute and plug)
 	Muppets 	Kermit and Tracy demonstrate "close" and "far".
 	Film 	A little horse gets near and far from the camera.
 	Muppets 	Kermit and Tracy demonstrate "close" and "far". (Spanish dub)
 	Muppets 	Lefty's boss makes sure Lefty knows the alphabet.
 	Film 	A turtle walks slowly.Music: "Funeral March of a Marionette" by Charles Gounod
 	Celebrity 	Lorne Greene from Bonanza demonstrates near and far on his horse.
 	Muppets 	Cookie Monster and Ernie: Ernie has a plate full of cookies that is near him. Ernie walks away from the cookies that is far from him. While Ernie is far, Cookie Monster eats the plate full of cookies.
center 	SCENE 7 	Susan shows three pictures -- a hospital room, a burning building, and a farmyard -- and identifies the picture of the person (nurse, fireman and farmer) who belongs in each particular scene.
 	Cartoon 	A man winds up a toy person and orders it to GO, until the toy snaps back and makes him GO.
 	Cartoon 	"Bumble Ardy #9" -- Young Bumble Ardy invites nine pigs to his birthday party while his mother, Sweet Adeline, is away.
center 	SCENE 8 	Maria sings a lullaby in Spanish, which puts Mrs. Aguillo's baby and Oscar to sleep.
 	Film 	Joe Raposo: What Babies Are Called
 	Film 	The Mad Painter #9
 	Transition 	Bridge #14 - Hourglass Slow/Fill
 	Muppets 	An Anything Muppet presents the letter U. Another Muppet repeatedly insists, "That's not a 'me,' that's a U!"
 	Cartoon 	Speech Balloon: U for Umbrella (repeat)
 	Cartoon 	Alice Braithwaite Goodyshoes is far away, while a monster is near. She gets closer to the monster and accidentally steps on his foot, then ends up in his jaw. (Spanish dub)
center 	SCENE 9 	Big Bird hurries over to say goodbye, and Harvey Kneeslapper announces the sponsors.
 	CLOSING SIGNS	Cookie Monster holds the Sesame Street sign, while Susan and Gordon hold the CTW sign.
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Category:Sesame Street Episode Season 3