Babysit the Boy

==Lyrics==
;COCOON
:Curse the Guarder, too bad we can't engage
:If I could be the Creature I'd kill him at a young age
:Less-- Worse for the Guarder
:We must watch, what's done is done
:It seems as though joy's over and the nightmare's just begun!
;COCOON: Egbert?
;EGBERT: Cocoon?
;COCOON
:Oh, it's a chill
:Oh, it's such play
:To see Guarder's little dreams always come true day by day
:Such to anous
:Such to annoy
:To work our backs out and babysit the boy!
:Oh, it's a kid
:Oh, it's theft
:To unwind your inner anger and save Duke from tasting death
:What's next? We'll buy him baby clothes?
;EGBERT: You think he'll make us?
;COCOON
:If it's joy
:For we must do it
:Must we babysit the boy?!
;COCOON
:Once we were feared
;EGBERT
:Once we were feared
;COCOON
:Once we were fond
;EGBERT
:Once we were fond
;COCOON
:Perceaved as monsters from Equeria and beyond
:But now we sit
;EGBERT
:And wait for cue
;COCOON and EGBERT
:Till then we're stuck giving out pacifiers and wiping his poo
;COCOON
:And it's so sick
;EGBERT
:So sick
;COCOON
:And it's so sad
;EGBERT
:So sad
;COCOON
:To feed, to clean, to wash, to dry, to wet, to change! I'm not his dad
;COCOON
:Oneday I'll watch die in horror
;EGBERT
:Looking back on this day ploy
;COCOON
:No more duties which we babysit the boy
;COCOON: Things will change soon. That's a certainty. Soon everything will cage him, all the dreams he's given crushed. Leaving him dying, dead, and pitiful.
;OVUM: But…
;COCOON
:Hear when I say...
:That it will rain
:No it will pour
;EGBERT
:And then an army will visible
;COCOON
:What're the odds?
;EGBERT
:Twelve to four
;COCOON
:I'll let him rip
:No more "hold back"
:Troops destroying things I always saw were bound to soon crack
;EGBERT and COCOON
:He'll be crying "sorry Swirly"
:Sobbing, soring, seeking cloy
;COCOON
:What a pleasure to… ruin him!
;EGBERT
:Wreck him!
;COCOON
:I want him vaporized!
Category:Villain Songs
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