UnBarney, Inc. ZD

The UnBarney, Inc. ZD is a console for the masses. Since Play Station and Xbox are heavily restricted in the glorious motherland and Nintendo is outright illegal since 156 (2011) because the Wii's RVL-101 revision contained a secret UnAnything backdoor that would infect the user with a deadly neurotoxin called capitalims us at UnBarney, Inc. made a console in 128 (1983) that destroyed the competition and played shames like no others. It is still extremely popular 40 years later and one ZD shame stopped the Great UnBarnian police chase of 145 where somebody was caught watching a foreign movie and having a SHIT-TON of foreign songs and led the UnBarnian Police on a 2 hour police chase. 
Inside the box you’ll find the AC adapter, AV and RF hookups for the TV, 2 controllers, Captain B’s Mystery House shame (Rated A by the UnBarney Entertainment Classification) and the ZD itself and of course the instruction manual. Buy more shames separately and more controllers are also available. A bundle containing 2 shames exists and it WAS a best seller. 
==Shames==
*Shoot Captain 0
*Ultimate Dragster
*Tennis
*Father Strange's Pro Golf
*EPIX dirt biker ‘88
*Captain B’s Mystery House II
*7 more Captain B shames
*A terrible unlicensed shame that glorifies our evil capitalist enemy!
*A port of some Famicom RPG that now has 16 main shames.
== Disk System ==
The UnBarney ZD had an addon like the FDS which uses glorious floppy disks and to save the shames you need a strong and powerful memory card which was bundled with every single ZD Disk Reader. It was a massive success!