Freezer Geezer

Freezer Geezer is the twenty-eighth prank call in the Crotchety Old Man Calls series.
==Transcript==
(Internal ringing)
Automated Voice Machine: Welcome to the (censored) Answer.
Milton: (Trying to pull his tongue off)
Automated Voice Machine: To ensure quality service, your call has been monitored or recorded, in addition, you may be contacted to discuss your satisfaction.
Milton: No satisfaction! Help!
(Internal ringing)
Mrs. Coleman: Answer center. Mrs. Coleman. How can I help you?
Milton: Oh, thank God you've answered! (mumbling)
Mrs. Coleman: What, sir?
Milton: Oh, thank God you've answered! My tongue is stuck in the freezer! (mumbling)
Mrs. Coleman: Your freezer is not working?
Milton: No! My tongue is stuck in the freezer! (mumbling)
Mrs. Coleman: How did you get your tongue stuck in the freezer?
Milton: Eh, I was trying to approximate the interior temperature because my Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey Ice Cream keeps melting.
Mrs. Coleman: I-
Milton: I accidentally stuck out my tongue, and wham, it's stuck to the metal racket next to the ice maker! (mumbling)
Mrs. Coleman: What is the model number of your freezer?
Milton: I can't see the model number! How the hell am I going to see that model number on my freezer?! (mumbling)
Mrs. Coleman: Sir, I-
Milton: It's a clay lung cubic foot (inaudible) freezer, and it's puke green. That's the best I can do right now! (mumbling)
Mrs. Coleman: Hang on a second, I have to get the manual.
Milton: Okay.
(Milton tries to pull his tongue off, again)
(Hold music)
Mrs. Coleman: Okay, sir. Here's what I need you to do for me.
Milton: Eh! Wait a sec! GE, you've made my life a living hell! Last year, one of your coffee makers burnt down my house, and last month, I had a radiation leak in the microwave! 
Mrs. Coleman: Sir-
Milton: And it made my pet iguana, Horace, very very ill! (mumbling)
Mrs. Coleman: Sir, if you would just pay attention, I need you to pour some cold water on your tongue.
Milton: What? Where the hell am I gonna get some cold water, I am stuck inside the frigging freezer! (mumbling)
Mrs. Coleman: Sir, I need you to pour some cold water on your tongue.
Milton: I-I can't! I'm in the freezer! How the hell can I get cold water?! (mumbling)
Mrs. Coleman: Is there anyone else that can help you with this?
Milton: No! I'm home alone! I'm getting scared! There's nobody here to help me! I'm starting to get frostbite! 
Mrs. Coleman: Sir-
Milton: My head is freezing up like a Hungry-Man TV Dinner! (mumbling)
Mrs. Coleman: Sir-
(Ice maker starts dropping ice cubes)
Milton: Ow, ow! It's the ice maker! It's spitting out ice cubes on my head! Ow! (mumbling)
Mrs. Coleman: Sir, push up the metal lever.
Milton: Okay! Hang on a sec! Okay, lever's up!
(Milton pulls lever)
Milton: Alright! I'm just gonna yank my tongue off!
Mrs. Coleman: No- Sir- Sir, don't do that!
Milton: I'll just, you know, rip it off!
Mrs. Coleman: No no no no no! Ooh! Ooh!
(Milton finally rips his tongue off in pain)
Milton: Oh, my tongue's off! Oh, my God! My taste buds are stuck in the freezer! *slurps* I can't taste anything! I'm getting dizzy.
Mrs. Coleman: Sir, you shouldn't have pulled your tongue off like that.
Milton: I'm- I'm gonna pass out! *thud* Ugh!
(Mrs. Coleman hangs up)
(Dial-back ringtone)
==Trivia==
*Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeKqsGO_yzE&t=101s
*Ben and Jerry's is an American Ice Cream company. Chunky Monkey is a real flavor consisting of banana ice cream with walnuts and fudge and banana chunks.
*General Electric, or GE for short, is an American multinational electric company.
*Hungry-Man is a TV Dinner company.
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Category:Prank calls