First Cynetian War

Notice: This page is not canon for almost all of the worlds involved...
The First Cynetia War, also known as Da Great Shit by Cynetia, the Liberation of Cynetia by Greater Idaho, World War III by the United Nations, and many other names, began on 6 January 2022 when Greater Idaho declared war on Cynetia.
==Timeline==
===Battle of Moro===
On 6 January 2022, Greater Idahoan forces landed in the city of Moro on the Cynetian coast. The battle lasted five minutes in which three Greater Idahoans were killed by Cynetian forces and one Cynetian soldier died. After the total of four deaths, the Cynetian forces retreated and reorganized in the city of Faker.
===Manchu Communard Intervention===
An hour after the Battle of Moro, the Manchu Commune, which has very positive relations with Cynetia and is extremely opposed to Greater Idaho, declared war on Greater Idaho in support of the Cynetian government. The Manchu Communard Public Press reported the declaration and supported it a few minutes later. The Manchu Commune reached out to the United States of America (USA) to invade Idaho, but the USA ignored the request. Manchu Communard forces arrived in Cynetia at approximately 8:24 PM.
===Cylshian Intervention===
On January 7th, 2022, Cylshia declared war on Cynetia at around 8:19 AM. The exact reason for the declaration is unknown. Cylshian forces would land in Cynetian Capital before being defeated by Cynetian Forces. They would land in the countryside a bit later. The Lavilcian Government didn't support the declaration, but nonetheless let the Cylshians carry on. However many Lavilcians had traveled to Cynetia, and thus supported the nation. Many Lavilcian volunteers traveled to Cynetia to fight with the Cynetians.
===Battle of Faker===
At 10:43 AM on 7 January 2022, Greater Idahoan troops reached the city of Faker not far south of Moro and fired on the Cynetians. The Cynetians, having reogranized and now having reinforcements, would manage to counter attack with the aid of Manchu Communard forces and push the Greater Idahoan troops out of the city in approximately six minutes. However, two minutes later, the Greater Idahoans launched a hit-and-run attack on Faker, killing 7 Cynetians and 2 Manchu Communards. In total, the casualties were much more severe than in the Battle of Moro. The battle resulted in a combined Cynetian-Manchu Communard victory, however three Lavilcian volunteers did fight in the battle and so did one Cylshian.
===Zemeorilian Intervention===
Following the Battle of Faker, the Islamic Marxist nation of Zemeorilia, despite previous disputes over religion with Cynetia, declared war on Greater Idaho in support of Cynetia. The Zemeorilian Islamic Armed Forces began sending divisions to Cynetia to aid in the conflict afterwards.
===Sortoliyan Intervention===
Sortoliya, in support of the fascist Greater Idaho and in oppposition to Cynetia, declared war on Cynetia and sent diplomats to Greater Idaho and withdrew all diplomats to Cynetia.
===Battle of Taxi===
Cylshian forces landed in the Cynetian city of Taxi on 11:39 AM. Cylshian Forces quickly went to the city hall. However Cynetian forces soon arived, and in the resulting battle, very few injuries were sustained, however Cynetians were soon overwhelmed and began to retreat. However Lavilcian Volunteers stayed in the city and sabatoged Cylshians. With the Cylshians now weakened, the Cynetians returned, with an even bigger army. This time 1,000 Lavilcian Volunteers joined in the battle. Cylshians were forced to retreat. They however managed to secure an outer portion of the city as well as the city hall, and thus continued fighting.
===Cylshian-Fascist Tensions===
Cylshia, which now was on the side of fascists, were severely angered. The Lavilcian Government was angered that Cylshia was siding with the Fascists and as a result allowed even more volunteers to Cynetia to fight with Cynetians. Seeing this as a weakening factor instead of a growing one, Cylshia declared war on Greater Idaho and Sortoliya, forming a third side in the war.
===Lavilcian Press Intervenes===
On 11:45 AM, the Lavilcian press demanded the Lavilcian government to intervene in order to secure peace. "Many of our comrades (Cylshians) are falling, people are dying, we need to act now." said one person interviewed. However the Lavilcian government wasn't so sure. They didn't want to damage relations with the Cynetians however they didn't want to anger the Cylshians either. On 11:47, the Lavilcian Government announced that it was still remaining neutral, not wanting to damage relations. However, that was soon to change.
===The Cylshian Support Front===
On 11:48 AM, January 2022, Janurary 7th, Lemoneia officially entered the war supporting Cylshia, probably because Zemeorilla was involved. They would support the war effort on the side of Cylshia, and would also supply Cylshian armies with tons of Lemons for their rations.
===Battle of Carpool===
The Battle of Carpool, was a battle between North Cylshian Defectors and Cylshian Forces. The battle was culminated when 10 North Cylshian units decided that Cynetian Ideology was more similar to theirs than South Cylshian Ideology (actually a lot more) and switched sides. This deeply angered not only Loyal North Cylshians and South Cylshians alike, but severely angered Supreme Leader Jacob of North Cylshia. Jacob swore that he would execute the defectors as soon as he got his hands on them. This would result in Cylshian forces attempting to capture the defectors, beginning the Battle of Carpool. They would find the North Cylshian Defectors on the outskirts of the city, and opened fire. The North Cylshian forces managed to escape, but sustained heavy loses, and even lost most of North Cylshian Unit 24, with only 3/75 from that unit remaining.
===Lavilcian Reconsideration===
The Lavilcian Government began to reconsider staying neutral in the war, having been insulted by the governments of Greater Idaho and Sortoliya. The government soon began sending supplies to the Cylshian Front and the Cynetian Front. Lavilcians decdied that they were purely anti-fascist. Many pro-war propaganda was made in Lavilcia, and one man ate 10 loafs of bread in under 30 seconds explaining why Lavilcia should join the war. At around January 7th, 1:09 PM, the Lavilcian government allowed almost 10,000 volunteers to be shipped to Cynetia.
===Battle of Kindport===
Multiple members of a minor leftist terrorist organisation from Eastern Mawbol storm the secret worldport base used by the Mawbol Secret Services, enter worldport and transport to Cynetia. They step out around 3:45 PM on the 7th of January, taking a few city blocks and setting up barricades by 4:20 PM. Kindport police fail to break their positions, allowing the terrorist militia to hold up until 4:45 PM, when Cynetian armed forces arrive and over a 20 minute period break the barricades and kill or capture all members of the organisation. Following the event, Mawbol would officially allow volunteers to go and fight in Cynetia, allowing weaponry to be brough through the public worldport in Yellow City. Around 6000 people would take up arms, going to Cynetia to help defeat the countries invading Cynetia.
===Cylshian-Cynetian Peace===
At 1:47 PM, Cylshia and Cynetia made peace, as well as Zemeorilla and Lemoneia, and joined their side. However North Cylshians remain fighting Cynetians, because they still wanted to execute the traitors.
=== Bread ===
Cynetia canonically (to this article) consumed tons of fucking bread on the afternoon of the 7th. At approximately 11:58, Cynetian man, Robert Jarnes, decided to drive to a Banera supermarket in Drivore. The drive took him about 18 minutes, and the shopping trip took a total of just six minutes. He arrived home at 12:40, and started eating the bread he prepared at approximately 12:45. It was reported that he thoroughly enjoyed the bread and said it was the best he ever had.
=== Liuanius Maximus III of Detroit ===
Liuanius Maximus III of Detroit was given two strikes. Another, and he was out! Around this time, 333 Lavilcians troops went over to the Cylshian side, and 55 Cylshian troops randomly disappeared, totalling the Cylshian army at 3,333 troops. Shestonland also joined the First Cynetian War against all sides. "Himmling and himmleforth, in the great, loving name of the leader of the Colleanist Republic of Shestonland, Timtom Weedle Barford VII of Leedhammerhimmleforth, we have decided to join the First Cynetian War against all sides. In the name of Timtom Weedle Barford VII of Leedhammerhimmleforth!" Liuanius Maximus III of Detroit was given the third strike after raging at some random resident, and died.
=== Cynetian United Front ===
Various anarchist, Marxist, Leninist, and Maoist organizations in Cynetia united into the Cynetian United Front (CUF) and declared a workers' jihad against fascism. This led to various communist militias in Cynetia uniting against the Fascist United Organization and endorsed the social democracy of Cynetia temporarily.
=== Fall of Yibble ===
The Fall of Yibble started at approximately 2:57 PM on 7 January 2022 when Cynetian fascists raided a Cynetian military base in the city of Yibble that was guarded by the CUF, Cynetian Armed Forces, Manchu Communard Armed Forces, and the Zemeorilian Armed Forces. For five minutes, the Cynetian fascists raided the military base and shot at sixty people from the forests around the city. The fascists then closed inwards on the military base and forced the Cynetian forces, CUF, and the Cynetian Support Front (CSF) to abandon the city.
=== Yibblie Massacre ===
After the Fall of Yibble, the Cynetian fascists ordered a hundred Cynetian Muslims in Yibble to gather in mosque. The fascists then fired on the mosque, killing a large portion of the Muslims, then boarding the doors and windows, preventing them from leaving. Afterwards, the mosque was burned and everyone still inside died. The war crime caused the formation of the Cynetian Islamic Movement (CIM).
=== Intervention of Christmas landian Chaoskeeping Forces ===
Christmas land sent several "chaoskeeping" forces to wreak as much havoc as they could against both sides in the war, supposedly just for fun. They bombed two Fascist bases and six Cynetian bases. The initial bombs killed 102 Fascists and 431 Cynetians, as well as 94 soldiers of other countries allied with Cynetia.
Following this, Cynetian Support Front and Cynetian troops approached the Christmas landian troops, and ordered them to surrender. The Christmas landian troops shot as many of them as they could, and a battle commenced. Casualties were extremely high on both sides, and the battle ended in deadlock, after nearly two-thirds of the CSF and Cynetian troops were killed, and nearly half of the Christmas landian troops were killed. Both troops retreated.
=== Private Plane Trip ===
After eating that good bread, Robert Jarnes drove to the Drivore International Airport for a much needed trip to the South Coast, and he was tired from all the driving he had done. He successfully landed at Kindport International at 16:52. He looked at a plastic wrapper on the pavement and walked as normal. He then rented a car, and complimented the remarkably fast service, as it was nothing he had seen before. He took the car onwards, headed for a long drive to a hotel in Grand Rivers.
=== Second Yibble Massacre ===
The Cynetian Klan, a Cynetian neo-Nazi organization inspired by the Ku Klux Klan in the United States of America, entered Yibble and with armed white supremacist insurgents and burned down the homes of African-Cynetians, Muslims, Jews, and communists in Yibble with the support of the Yibble fascist militias. All in all, the Cynetian Klan had killed over a thousand people by 4:06 PM.
=== Second Battle of Faker ===
The Second Battle of Faker was a decisive major battle in the First Cynetian War. It was fought by the Greater Idahoan Armed Forces and the Cynetian Klan against Cynetia, the CSF, CUF, and CIM. The Greater Idahoan Armed Forces attacked Faker for the second time at 4:09 PM with nearly a million troops. The Cynetian Armed Forces had since gathered three million troops in the city of Faker since the Battle of Faker. The Greater Idahoan Armed Forces opened the battle by bombarding the city at 4:09, destroying huge chunks of the city. At 4:12 PM, the bombardment ended and the fascist forces, including those of the Cynetian Klan, entered the city and began door-to-door fighting where thousands of soldiers and hundreds of civilians died. The core parts of the city were captured by the Cynetian Klan and Greater Idahoan Armed Forces at 4:16 PM of 7 January 2022. By then, nearly a hundred thousand had died. The Cynetian Armed Forces and CSF retreat afterwards. However, the Cynetian United Front and the Cynetian Islamic Movement continued to launch a guerrila insurgency against the new Provisional Government of Faker. During the battle, various chaoskeeping missions by the Christmas landian government occured, including three bombings on the Fascist and Cynetian Klan side, and two bombings on the Cynetian side. A train was also purposefully derailed in the city, killing 12, and a bridge was bombed, killing 34 civilians.
=== American Intervention ===
Main article: American Intervention in the First Cynetian War
At 4:29 PM on 7 January 2022, the United States of America (USA) declared war on Cynetia and joined the Fascist United Organization. The North Atlantic Treaty Organization was abolished and the USA withdrew from the United Nations (UN). The United States Armed Forces landed in Faker and executed 58 Cynetian communist guerrillas in the city. The Americans then marched out of Faker and began burning and pillaging small towns across Cynetia as they moved throughout the northwest of the country, executing Cynetian Islamic Movement members and bombing and destroying Cynetian prisons, allowing imprisoned white supremacists surviving the bombing to escape, greatly increasing the manpower of the Cynetian Klan.
=== Looting of Matoria City ===
At 7:42 PM, a group of 1200 Mawbol volunteers to Cynetia would arrive in Matoria City, having hijacked a train up north in Untru Siluk and driven it all the way south. This was a part of the plan devised by their new leader, August McVallery, a nationalist and xenophobic ex-army trooper who had decided to volunteer when Mawbol officially allowed volunteers to go and fight for Cynetia. He, hating Cynetians from the moment he saw them, quickly devised a plan and "accidentally" shot the leader of the group, becoming leader due to being the previous leader's right-hand man. Following his takeover, the 1200 troops would form the Mawbol Armed Forces Cleansing Cynetia (MAFCC) and plan to march south and burn down everything in their path. After arriving to Matoria City, the MAFCC forces would quickly defeat the local Cynetian garrison, taking control of the city, looting and burning parts of it. The MAFCC would leave Matoria City at 8:35 PM, leaving behind a half-burnt, destroyed city. After this, Mastistan joined the war. Directly addressing Greater Idaho, the leader said "Knock it off, hoe. We're coming."
=== Insulting MastistanGreater Idaho is Hi???????? ===
After Mastistan joined the war, Greater Idaho insulted Mastistan, calling it a "bad country with a bad wiki article." This caused Mastistan to cry and withdraw from the war. Mastistan tried to rejoin, but then a bus was bombed in the city of Jesova that killed 72, and the government decided to withdraw to mourn the loss.
=== Battle for Xavier ===
Following the looting of Matoria City, MAFCC forces would continue forward down the traintrack, now having 7 trains at their disposal. By 9:55 PM they would near Xavier, noticing outter defenses manned by 500 Mawbols and strong inner defenses manned by around 1 thousand Cynetians. A firefight would quickly ensue, beginning the battle. The outter defenses would be breached by 11:35 PM, but the inner defenses would hold strong, leading to massive cassulties on both sides, with the MAFCC burning any part of the city they could take and executing civilians in the thousands. Fighting would continue until around 3:00 AM of January 8th, when both armies stopped so they could rest. At around 8:25 AM, MAFCC forces would restart fighting with a suprise attack on the inner defenses while most of the Cynetian army was still sleeping, but the MAFCC would fail to breach the inner defenses. By January 9th, the MAFCC had depleted most of it's troops and had still failed to breach the inner defenses. Getting desperate, a secret night operation during the early hours of the 9th would be organised, with 200 of the last MAFCC forces infiltrating the Cynetian lines and setting the whole defense system on fire, burning down the defenses and killing or capturing most of the Cynetian troops. After this, the entirety of Xavier would be looted and burned for the whole of the 9th, before MAFCC forces retreated to Matoria City due to being too weak to push forward or defend Xavier from a possible Cynetian counterattack.
=== Battle of Tlumech ===
The Battle of Tlumech began at 2:36 PM on 9 January 2022 when the Provisional Government of Faker and Greater Idahoan Armed Forces launched an offensive eastwards. After an hour of travelling westward slowly, the fascist armies were at the gates of the city and fired heavily on the defenses. The Faker forces breached the city's defenses at 3:47 PM, and moved forward with the attack. The forces guarding Tlumech were outnumbered, outgunned, and outmanned. After a few minutes, the defenders fled the city.
=== United Nations Intervention ===
The United Nations (UN), at 6:48 PM on 9 January 2022, decided to label the First Cynetian War as 'World War III' and intervened in the conflict on the side of Cynetia. The United Nations Security Council (UNSC) began sending peacekeeping forces to Cynetian cities and the USA, with it's withdrawal from the UN and intervention in Cynetia, was interionally sanctioned. However, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (UK) and the French Republic both split from the UN and formed the European Security Alliance (ESA) in support of the USA.
=== The Gram ===
On the night of January 9th, at approximately 11:00 PM, Cynetia sent the following telegram to Greater Idaho.
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Also during the war, Zhoma sent this message to Mastistan.
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This message roughly translates what's going on in Zhoma: they're attempting to resurrect Yurk Strikkman, notorious dictator during the No-Peace Period in Moroku. The message was sent to Mastistan as they busted the Morokese nuclear operations in 1948. The Zhomese leader not only feared that Zhoma would fall, but it would affect Cynetia too. Also around this time, Cynetia sent prepared forces to Zilaos and Reservotar as Robert Jarnes ate another good piece of bread in his resort hotel in Grand Rivers.
=== The Huge Eight-Ton Shit Made by a Random Man on the Streets of Eastern Drivore ===
After finding out about Sortoliya's involvement, Massenania joined the war on Cynetia's side. Massenania convinced the Massebari government to stay out of involvement, as it was too dangerous for them.
=== Uzaczar's Verdict ===
On 1:05 am of 10th January 2022, Uzaczar decides to stay neutral in the war but they decide to support Cynetia and their allies by giving military weapons to them.
=== This is Not My Arm ===
Cynetia sent another mysterious telegram to all government officials of Greater Idaho, Cylshia, Sortoliya, and other allies to their beliefs. It was sent at approximately 1:24 AM on January 10th.
"We will shit, we will piss! - Greater Drivore - In out of bounds - Fifty-seven people - In their homes crying - Because there is no sadness - Living in a daylight - Overshadowed by dark - Dank and deep fortress - Covered in moss - Filled with blood - Yet polished and clean - Cold inside all over In the summer heat - Frozen to their posts - Guard eyes, run - Filled in glory - Covered in woe - Billowed in smoke - Watered in life"'
=== Retaking of Matoria City ===
After the Battle for Xavier and MACFF retreat from Xavier due to their inability to defend it after their costly victory, Cynetian forces entered Xavier during the late hours of January 9th. By 1:20 AM, the Cynetians had arrived to Matoria City on train, finding 6 of the 8 MAFCC trains on the city outside's completely abandoned. This was a trap, as after Cynetian troops started checking the trains, bombs placed in the trains suddenly exploded, killing around 237 Cynetian troops. As Cynetian forces entered the city, they were suddenly attacked by MAFCC troops, leading to a short battle which ended by 1:35 AM with another 200 Cynetian troops dying and most MAFCC troops dead. By 2:00 AM, all MAFCC troops had been captured or killed, putting Matoria City back under full Cynetian control.
=== First Zemeorilian-Lemoneian Clash ===
On the coastal city of Sikkukat, which is located not incredibly far south from Tlumech, a few hundred of Lemoneian troops landed at the coastal ports of the city. These ports were guarded by the Zemeorilian Armed Forces - Cynetian Support Division (ZAF-CSD), numbering in about a thousand soldiers. The ZAF-CSD forces ordered the Lemoneian forces to leave or be arrested for illegally invading Cynetia, violating the UN, and committing war crimes. The Lemoneians did not comply and fired on the Zemeorilians with artillery. The Lemoneians then fully seized the ports and made the Zemeorilians retreat further into the city. However, the local Cynetian police forces joined with the Zemeorilians and charged on the Lemoneian positions. The Provisional Government of Faker regarded the battle and offerred to swap to Lemoneia's side. Lemoneia accepted and the Provisional Government of Faker withdrew from the FUO. A few minutes later, the Lemoneians evacuated the city and joined up with their new allies in Faker.
=== The Third or Fourth Telegram of This War ===
On 11:35 p.m. of 10th January 2022, Uzaczar sent a telegram to Lavilcia:
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=== Attack on Lavilcia ===
At approximately 10:23 AM on January 11th, Cynetia sent a nuke headed toward the Lavilcian government building. It came in, labeled "SUMER-1X205" with "B311R-R34S0N" on the back. As a respose to this attack on a NEUTRAL NATION, all darkest world nations declared war on Cynetia, and over 5 Million nukes dropped on Cynetia. Lavilcia also withdrawed all volunteers to Cynetia, and demanded them to open fire on Cynetians. Robert Jarnes woke up in his hotel room from this terrible dream. "I should write a book about this," he thought.
=== Nuclear conflict ===
At 1:43 PM on January 11th, nukes launched from the darkest world began heading towards Cynetia. About 100 nukes landed on the President of Cynetia and another thousand landed on his privates (the war turned her suddenly into a male). The nukes were on halt, and the leader waited until 13:43 actually happened, as it was still 10:43. The leader waited for three hours, doing nothing and warning no one, before the nukes eventually landed, ending the Cynetian capital and surrounding areas, as well as all of Cynetia itself, affecting much of the rest of the continent of Secren.
=== War of Survival ===
After the nuclear fallout, the Provisional Government of Faker began sending expeditions to find any survivors. The events that followed became known as the War of Survival. Many survivors, due to the low-medium quality of the Darkest World's nukes (many still had nukes the power of the nukes dropped on hiroshima), did exist and Greater Idahoan survivors shot at Faker forces. A skirmish in the ashes of Tlumech occured between Greater Idahoan soldiers and the remnants of the Cynetian Armed Forces, but resulted in nothing. With no government, except Faker's, still existing in Cynetia as a region, no treaty would end the war.
The Mawbol volunteers to Cynetia, who after the nuclear fallout numbered around 800, would begin fighting southwards from Untru Siluk towards the heartland of Cynetia in order to find a working worldport that could transport them back to Mawbol. They fought multiple Cynetian armies as they marched south, slowly losing numbers, but continued onwards. They would quickly make their way down to Sikkukat and then Reservotar. Here they would be forced to fight a group of around 100 Cynetian troops, in the end winning and taking over Reservotar. They would then go to Cosurve, trying desperately to find a worldportal anywhere. Then they would decide to make their way back to Reservotar, searching for the entire day until finally finding a worldportal in an abandoned coastal house, quickly using it to return to Mawbol.
Also during the nuclear fallout, a few surviving MAFCC troops who had been captured but not executed managed to break free in Qarendi on January 12th, quickly marching north. The troops, numbering 22, would arrive to Benaer by 6:45 AM. There three of them would be captured and killed by a group of Cynetian survivors. As the 19 others continued travelling north, more of them died due to severe radiation poisoning, leaving only 13 to reach Tututt and then Consurve by 12:26 PM, by which time the Mawbol volunteers had only reached Sikkukat. The MAFCC troops quickly travelled east, ending up in Ubent by 4:24 PM and then in Trinal by 9:36 PM. By then, only 6 of them remained alive, though slowly dying. They would end up in an armed clash with 3 Cynetian ex-police men, with the end result being MAFCC victory, though only 2 men remained. They would settle in a hut, dying during their sleep.
Cylshian survivors were found by Faker Troops on 8:14, January 12th, 2022. Although some disagreement occurred between the two parties, Cylshian survivors decided to cooperate with the Provisional Government.
==== Operation Yibble ====
Uzaczar decided to look for Cynetian survivors. Since Yibble was not affected much by the radiation, the Uzaczar foreign security forces(UFSF) decided to go there. After exploring enough, they surprisingly found Robert Jarnes in the ruins of the Dramatic Duck Theater eating bread. They decided to escort Jarnes since he was a survivor of the nuclear conflict.
==== Operation Paperbread ====
Lavilcian, Chinese, and Permistan troops intercepted Jarnes from Uzaczar planes. They said that they would give him any food he liked, as long as it wasn't bread. Robert Jarnes instead jumped off of the helicopter and landed in the Ocean. Darkest World Planes proceed to scoop him up. They began to scoop survivors and proceed to not let them eat any food that was bread. "I feel like I'm in a nightmare", Robert Jarnes said.
==== An Unexpected Invasion ====
At 11:23 AM on January 13th, around 6 thousand Neuverian troops would suddenly step out of the worldportal in Reservotar, quickly taking over the city. They would then get on multiple trains and drive to Sikkukat and Consurve, taking them over aswell. They would spend the next few hours clearing all areas between the cities of any rebels, having gained control of coastal Siluk and Bari by 6:24 PM. At 6:40 PM in Reservotar, the Neuverian forces would quickly proclaim the General-Governorship of Siluk-Bari, a colony of Neuver. They would continue expanding, taking over Ubent by 9:52 PM after a bloody fight for the city, in which 236 Cynetian troops and 2318 citizens would die, while 1802 Neuverians died. Following this, the Governorship of West Cynetia would be established at around 10:37 PM.
==== Faker-West Cynetian Clash ====
The Governorship of West Cynetia didn't appreciate being neighbors with the Provisional Government of Faker, so they decided to invade. The Battle of Moro saw the Neuverian Armies crushed by the PGOF's armies, with the help of Lemoneian and Cylshian survivors. The PGOF would proceed to annex Western Cynetia, coming into contact with the main Neuverian base, Fort Michel, the only thing left standing after the fall of West Cynetia. Faker troops began forming fortifications around their border, and 10,000 more troops were recruited. After facing such a devestating defeat, Neuver quickly called off the operation, evacuating all troops back to the world of Werbia, though around a thousand would stay, dying or falling captive after a suicide charge against PGOF lines.
==== Manchu Communard Cynetian Expedition ====
The Manchu Commune, in hopes of finding any survivors of the CSF, created the Manchu Communard Cynetian Expedition. The expedition began at 7:43 PM on 13 January 2022 with a few hundred expedition forces. They found 7 Cynetians in Matoria City, but no Manchu Communards as intended.
==== Second Battle of Faker ====
At night of 13 January 2022, the Second Battle of Faker occured with the Cynetian Klan remnants in the city of Faker attempting a coup d'état in the Provisional Government of Faker. The Cynetian Klan successfully infilitrated most government buildings in Faker and even captured the dictator. However, the Provisional Army of Faker fired on their own government buildings and killed the Cynetian Klan members in them. The remains of the building were then retaken by the Faker government. However, during the battle, the Cynetian Klan executed the dictator of Faker. The Provisional Government of Faker was left without leadership, causing the Faker Civil War.
==== Faker Civil War ====
The Faker Civil War began on 14 January 2022 between the neo-Nazi Cynetian Klan backed by Greater Idaho, the Faker Military Junta (FMJ) founded by the remnants of the Provisional Army of Faker, and the Faker Workers' Militia (FWM) founded by communists and socialists in Faker revolting against the neo-Nazis and neo-fascists. The Cynetian Klan was the first group to launch an offensive in the civil war, launching a full assault throughout the territory of Faker, and capturing various towns under the control of former Provisional Government of Faker officials. In these territories, FWM revolted and attempted to establish a workers' commune. The revolt succeeded in some areas, with the north of the 'greater Faker region' being liberated by the socialists, but was absolutely crushed in other areas. Meanwhile, the Provisional Army of Faker declared themselves the new rulers of Faker until a new dictator could be selected by them, proclaiming the Faker Military Junta on 16 January 2022. The Greater Idahoan-backed Cynetian Klan launched another successful major offensive the next day, capturing 70% of the former Provisional Government Faker's territory with minimal losses. The Cynetian Klan formed the Reich of Faker on 24 January 2022. On 28 January 2022, FMJ and the Reich of Faker signed an armistice and agreed to cease hostilities for the time being. While the armistice is currently still in effect, spoardic clashes continue to occur.
==== Anglese Cooperation ====
Around the same time as the Faker Civil war, the south of Cynetia was also brewed into conflict. Anglese people realised they needed to unite, so they stole a bunch of guns from a gun factory, and while shooting them everywhere, the leader of the Anglese revolutionaries shouted, "LIBERTY OR DEATH". This chant would result in the formation of the United Anglese Republic. Despite being libertarians, the UAR was heavily racist, against other ethnicities and religions, preferring Protestantism. They heavily targeted Matorian and Islamic survivor camps.
==== Yibble Government Formation ====
At 10:15 Jan 14, 2022, Robert Jarnes escaped from Lavilcian captivity, along with 10 other Yibble survivors. When they went back to Yibble, they began throwing bread everywhere, and that boosted the morale of Yibble. They decided to create a new government, the Provisional Government of Yibble and decided to celebrate January 14th as National Bread Day. Robert Jarnes would become the de facto ruler of Yibble, and the 10 other Yibble survivors would form the cabinet of Yibble. They hailed the Bread God as their creator.
==== Uzaczar's Support ====
Uzaczar decided to support Yibble and Jarnes seeing him as the legal ruler of Cynetia. They also thought Faker and Cylshia would threaten their war effort and decided to eliminate them from the war.
==== Raids on Faker ====
After Uzaczar got to know about Faker being involved in a civil war, they decided that it was the right time to strike. On 10:55 p.m of 16th January 2022, the Uzac Air Force(UAF) raided many settlements across Untru Siluk. Most of the raids were focused on the city of Faker but even Moro and Tlumech were victims to the raids. This significantly weakened the leaderless Faker government and the Cynetian Klan.
==== Christmas landian Chaoskeeping Bombings ====
On January 17th, 2022, Christmas landian chaoskeeping paratroopers landed in various survivor camps throughout Cynetia and Faker. Their only goal was to deploy several pipe-bombs throughout these camps and in buildings that survived a nuclear blast. Two were placed in a train station, five were placed in refugee camps, and four were placed in military bases. Overall, the pipe bombs, several of which were placed next to cans or tanks of kerosine or gasoline, killed 82 people, 57 of them civilians from the blast. 102 people also died from a resulting train crash and from several small fires that broke out following the bombs,
==== Landings on Uzaczar ====
Cylshian forces, upset that Uzaczar forces began to intervene, landed a large force on the capital city of Uzaczar, and began nuking the city. This resulted in direct conflict between Cylshian and Uzaczar forces. Soon Cylshian forces would be everywhere in Uzaczar, beginning the First Uzaczar War. Meanwhile Cylshian forces also began combatting Uzaczar air forces. Many casualties were taken between both sides. This resulted in more Uzaczar aerial machines to be deployed in the rubble of Cynetia. A lot of the aerial combat took place over Yibble. Down below, Robert Jarnes and his cabinet watched the show, laughing and eating bread at the same time.
==== I Hate Silivola! I Hate Silivola! ====
Silivola fell out of the Earth as though it was a cut-out due to an unknown cause. Was never seen again. Now called the "Deep Idiot Hole", designated as a tourist attraction for those who want to die from radiation.
==== Uzac rebuttal ====
Uzaczar, heavily upset by Cylshia decided to plan their revenge. They made a compromise with Aiclival, the current Lavilcian party's enemy, to invade Cylshia.
==== Invasion of Cylshia ====
On 20th January 1:30 a.m Uzac and Aiclivalian forces unexpectedly invaded Cylshia. Since Cylshian forces were busy in Uzaczar and Cynetia, Cylshia easily fell to Uzaczar. It gave the control of Cylshia to Aiclival.
==== Qarendi Massacre ====
Now that Cylshia had fallen to Aiclival, Uzaczar decided to eliminate Cylshian forces in Cynetia. Uzaczar stationed its aerial forces in Qarendi to look for Cylshian survivors. They had found 90 unorganized Cylshians and decided to murder them all. The Cylshians were all murdered in Qarendi and Uzaczar established control over there.
==== Nuclear Attack ====
As a result, Lavilcia and the rest of the Darkest World Nations bombed Aiclival with nukes. Aiclival easily fell, and Cylshia was liberated. Then the darkest world nations together would nuke Uzaczar, destroying the country completely. With Uzaczar gone, the combined Darkest World Nations invaded Cynetia, and managed to control the entire nation (except Faker and Yibble). They would form the Provisional Government of Drivore, as a puppet state to all darkest world nations.
==== Uzaczar Survivor Clash ====
As a result of the nukes dropping on Uzaczar, many survivors decided to group up. One such group was the Uzaczar Liberation Camp. However, troops from both the OK Empire and the Roma-Europan Union would land in Uzaczar. Troops from the OK Empire travelled to the capital of Uzaczar, and killed 1,000 civillians with guns that tried to fight them. The event would be known as the Czarian Massacre. More troops from the darkest world would land in Uzaczar, and numerous atrocities were committed between both sides, mostly by the Uzaczar survivors. 
==== New Uzaczar ====
Uzaczar formed a new government, and had killed most of the attackers. Seeing the war as pointless, Uzaczar decided to declare peace with the darkest world and thus broke the alliance with Robert Jarnes.
==== Battle for Infinite Popcorn ====
After the formation of New Uzaczar, a popcorn bucket, filled with infinite popcorn fell down on a stand in Cylshia. The two sides attack to gain access to the infinite popcorn bucket. The Cylshian force attacked and won, until a pillar fell down and killed everyone in the area. Nobody knows who owns the popcorn bucket and who pushed the pillar.
==== Treaty of Moro ====
At this point, everyone was tired of war, and many wanted to end it. Greater Idaho was happy with their influence in Fascist Faker, and agreed to peace (however continued supporting the fascists in the Faker Civil War), the Darkest World Nations were happy with their new puppet in drivore, and decided to stop, and Uzaczar and Yibble would become allies again and continue to have positive relations. The Treaty of Moro officially split Cynetia into 3 provisional governments; Faker, Drivore, and Yibble. Drivore would become a puppet to all Darkest World Nations. Peace would also come in the First Uzaczar War.
== Aftermath ==
=== Second Cynetian War ===
Although no actual conclusion and such no actual aftermath was ever brought to the First Cynetian War, the conflict did come to a de facto closure when the First Cynetian War period transitioned into the Second Cynetian War.
== On January 28th, 2024, someone said the word 'why'. Then he was taken in by the thought police, LITERWAWWY 1984 DEEP-STATE TYRANNY OPPRESSIVE GOVERNMENT IS CONTROLLED BY THE DEEP STATE THEY SUPRESS ALL OF US ==
This is what happened. Real.
== Names ==
* First Cynetian War (Alternate Territories Wiki)
* Liberation of Cynetia (Greater Idaho)
* Da Great Shit / War Illegitimate (Cynetia)
* War on Fascism (Manchu Commune)
* Islamic War of Freedom (Cynetian Islamic Movement)
* Faker Revolution (Provisional Government of Faker)
*Cynetian War of Fools (Christmas land)
*World War III (United Nations)
*Cynetian-Idahoan War (Uzaczar)
*Cylshia-Needs-A-Chill-Pill War (Lavilcia)
*That War In Which We Totally Rekt The Cynetians (Cylshia)
*Dark-Cynetia Conflict (Most Darkest World Nations)
*Defense of Cynetia (Zemeorilia)
== Notes ==
Category:World of Patriot
Category:Cross-world
Category:Non-canon