Elderly Showdown: Squilliam Must Die

Son of a Witch is the 19th episode of Season 2 of Doctor Bugs's series Reckless and Retired. 
It is the 41st episode overall.
==Cast==
*SpongeBob SquarePants 
*Patrick Star
*Squidward Tentacles 
*Sandy Cheeks 
*Mr. Krabs 
*Plankton 
*Gary
*Squilliam Fancyson - (debut)
==Plot==
Squidward and Squilliam decided to finally do what they've always wanted.....a fight to the DEATH! 
==Story==
[A mysterious man knocks on the door]
SpongeBob: (answers the door) G'day, mate!
Man: Are you Squidward Tentacles?
Squidward: (bolts to the door) We don't want anymore of your special deliveries, so GO AWAY!!!!
Man: No, I just have a letter for you......
Squidward: Oh, gimme. (takes the letter, slams the door in the man's face)
[He reads the letter; it says - “Dear Squidward, turn around”]
Squidward: (turns around)
Squilliam: Hello.
Squidward: AHHHH!! SQUILLIAM???
Squilliam: I dropped by for a little visit.
Squidward: Good to see you. Now get out!
Squilliam: Aww, be nice to you're old chum!
Plankton: Don't take the name of chum in vain!!!!!
Krabs: Leave them alone, Plankton. Let's go to the kitchen.
Plankton: Oh, yay! Food! (leaves)
Squidward: Did you come to steal my girl AGAIN???
Squilliam: Sandy? Heck no, my young and crazy days are over. We're old now. Let's go play golf or chess.
Squidward: I don't play golf OR chess.
Squilliam: Then what do you do?
Squidward: I make out with Sandy.
Sandy: (enters) Hey, Squidward.
[Squidward and Sandy make out]
Squilliam: (mouth drops open) Rarr-rarr!!!!
Squidward: Sandy, Squilliam was just leaving.
Sandy: He doesn't have to leave just yet.
Squidward: Why not?
Sandy: It's nice seeing my ex-boyfriend.
Squilliam: (kisses her hand) Good to see you, Sandy.
Squidward: Don't kiss her hand! That's my job!
Sandy: You never kiss my hand! You kiss me in other places...
Squidward: True, but that's not the point!
Squilliam: Good to see you guys are still together. 
Squidward: (getting angry) I know you have ulterior motives, Squilliam!
Squilliam: You're right. I actually came here to fight to the death!
Patrick: Oh! I gotta see this! (pulls up a chair)
Squidward: You wanna fight to the death....?
Squilliam: Yes, and the winner gets Sandy!
Squidward: Whaaat? She's my wife! I got her fair and square!
SpongeBob: I'm a square! Dahahhahah!
Squilliam: You can keep her....that is, if you win.
Squidward: Don't you think we should ask her how SHE feels?
Squilliam: How do you feel, Sandy?
Sandy: I'm cool with it.
Squidward: SANDY!!!!
Squilliam: Great! Let's fight! 
[Squilliam charges at Squidward]
Squidward: (punches Squilliam in the face)
Squilliam: OUCH!
Patrick: (eating popcorn) Good job, Squidward!
Squidward: This feels so unnatural....
Squilliam: (kicks him in the nuts, starts beating him with a cane)
Squidward: OUCH!!!!!!!!!
Squilliam: Hahah! Sandy will be mine!
Squidward: (picks up Squilliam, chucks him into the kithen)
[Plankton is making a smoothie in the kitchen]
Squilliam: (lands in the blender)
Plankton: (starts the blender) This is gonna be delicious! ….umm.....why is there so much blood in the blender?
[Squidward and Sandy enter the kitchen]
Squidward: That's Squilliam's blood.
Plankton: Really? (opens the blender) 
[Squilliam's head falls out]
Sandy: That's brutal.....
Squidward: But I won!
[Squidward and Sandy are about to kiss....suddenly, Squilliam's head bites Squidward's toe from the floor]
Squidward: AHHHH!!! What the heck?????
Squilliam's Head: I got the last laugh!
Squidward: (kicks Squilliam's head out the window) 
Squilliam's Head: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! (lands in the busy street) OUCH!!!
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