WikiViews/Jesus and the Dog

It begins with Nolan praying.
* Nolan: Thank you god for helping WikiViews come back and better.
Dillon comes in as he sits on the couch.
* Dillon: Oh you believe in God? Everyone knows that he is fake and Santa is real.
* Nolan: Umm actually-
* Dillon: Ssssh. Don't speak.
*Nolan: B..But I...
*Dillon: Believe in a false god.
*Nolan: No what I was trying to say was, Since were back what are we reviewing?
*Dillon: I thought you knew.
(A light from heaven shines down howing a DVD of Jesus and the Dog)
* Nolan: Well...I think God just answered our prayers
(Suddenly the light turns blood red as Satanic music begins to play)
* Dillon: OH CRAP IT'S SATAN!
* Nolan: Did you just say Satan? Uh, it's "Saitine", actually.
*Dillon: Saitine sounds like a discount cracker brand.
*Nolan: Let's get this over with Jesus and the Dog
(logo shows as the footage plays)
* Nolan (VO): I mean seriously its amazing how a name like this really leaves a terrible taste in your mouth. The name itself sounds like one of those movies developed by Columbia Pictures, the same ones who distribute every christain movie such as Miracles From Heaven and God's Not Dead. Although I will admit those movies are decent this one isn't.
(Shows Nolan and Dillon in seats)
* Nolan: So let's figure out what the hell went wrong with this movie,
*Dillon: Wait did you just say that God's Not Dead is decent?
*Nolan: Eh. This is Jesus and The Dog
(Movie shows as it shows Antioch)
Dillon (VO): So we open the film in Antioch