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Mz.Hyde Mod • 4 years ago
Okay, I just LOVED that picture of Hyde!
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Kaylee21460  Mz.Hyde • 4 years ago
i liked the one where he was like swirly mist thingy
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Kaylee21460 • 4 years ago
Same! Plus, now he looks MORE like a kitty!
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MegzHartie • 4 years ago
Can't help but feel proud of Hyde using Henry's love of rogue science to convince him to go to the bazaar.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  MegzHartie • 4 years ago • edited
Yeeesssss....tempting him like a mouse and its cheese!
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MegzHartie  Mz.Hyde • 4 years ago
In all fairness, that is some high grade tasty cheese there. Aged in labs only lit with flickering candles and machines, scented with herbs used in only the finest arcane brews and with the smokey taste of rogue science gone horribly right. Paired with a good wine, it's a dish best served on an evening full of science and adventure.
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Helen Jekyll  MegzHartie • 4 years ago
Oh, that sounds quite wonderful! May I have some?
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MegzHartie  Helen Jekyll • 4 years ago
Of course, you can *sly grin* for a price~
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Helen Jekyll  MegzHartie • 4 years ago
*sighs then smiles patiently* Alright, how much?
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MegzHartie  Helen Jekyll • 4 years ago
An evening at the bazaar for our dear Hyde. Hyde gets the adventure and you get the wine and cheese after.
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Helen Jekyll  MegzHartie • 4 years ago
Oh, that's the price... Well... I'd say no but it's not really my call... I'll think about your offer and get back to you on it next week.
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MegzHartie  Helen Jekyll • 4 years ago
Fair enough. Hope supplies last that long~
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Helen Jekyll  MegzHartie • 4 years ago
Could you put some on hold for me, please? Hyde would be very disappointed if he couldn't go to Bazzar because you ran out of cheese...
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MegzHartie  Helen Jekyll • 4 years ago
*GASP* Is...is this the faint wisps of blackmail I smell coming from a Jekyll? Goodness gracious I didn't think I'd see the day.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  MegzHartie • 4 years ago
Don't listen to him. I've already ordered 20.
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 4 years ago
You wouldn't mind sharing then, would you?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 4 years ago
Do you REALLY want some?
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 4 years ago
I would, yes.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 4 years ago
You want this cheese?
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 4 years ago
I thought I already established this but yes, I want to try some.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 4 years ago
Heeheehee! *Disappears in a cloud of smoke, leaving a note behind*
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*frowns then picks up the note, reading it*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago • edited
My Dearest Doctor and Friend, 
I am terriably sorry about all of the trouble I have ever caused you, and have decided to reform myself! Since I am a nice person now, I will let you have some of my delicious cheese! (Flip over)
I have left a trail of cheese for you to follow, I hope you get to the BIG piece before the invisible mice get it! (Flip over)
Love and Kisses,
Edward Hyde
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Reforming... Hmm... Very unlikely... Although if that is truly the case, then I'll have to show all of the Hyde's their surprise... But for now, I must follow the cheese... *looks around and sees the first piece, picking it up then heading in that direction* Hyde acting like a good person... Hm...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago • edited
*More pieces!*
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*continues to follow the pieces of cheese, putting them in my pocket as I passed by* How did Hyde have the time to set all of this up...?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Magic!
*More pieces lead up to a door!*
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*picks up all the pieces then stops in front of a door, knocking* Hello?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*Door opens to reveal....A GIANT PIECE OF CHEESE!*
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*smiles when she sees the cheese* Wow, I thought Hyde had been lying... *goes over to the cheese, breaking off a piece and eating it*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*Suddenly, a giant wire traps you!*
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*jumps then sighs* I knew there'd be a catch...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*TACKLES YOU TO THE GROUND!* Haha! I knew you would fall for this! Now, I can finally get back at you for all those times that you've messed up my hair!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*cries out* Hey! I do not mess up your hair! Get off of me!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Shut up! Now, hahahaha...it's time for the ULTIMATE PAYBACK! *Mz.Hyde evolves into...Nurse Hyde!*
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I didn't do anything to you! Get off me! ...if I gave you the serum, you'd become a Jekyll, right?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago • edited
SILENCE! I'M the medical professional here!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
You do know I haven't done any actual work in the hospitals for years, right? I've been experimenting my tonics and formulas...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Speaking of tonics...*Checks medical chart*...we need to get down to business!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Which is what, Hyde?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*Grins evilly*
You're behind on your immunizations!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*freezes, eyes wide* U-Uh, I'll pass... I'm n-not a big n-needle fan... *starts trying to get out of the trap*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*Puts foot on your back* Now, now, Doctor don't be so childish! It'll only hurt a teeny bit! Now, where to inject you...ahhhh, I know the perfect place!
*Takes thumb and marks out a place...right on your tailbone!*
X marks the spot!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
No! Stop this! I might be a doctor but you never payed attention to that sort of thing! You do not have my consent! SOMEONE HELP!!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
I'm just trying to keep you in good health doc! Now, are you going to pull down your pants, or am I going to have to do that too?
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
HYDE, STOP IT!!!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Ugh...I guess I'll do THAT too! *Pulls down your pants* Now, SHUT UP AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!!! *Pulls out a GIANT needle*
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*flushes and pulls my pants back up* Hyde, you don't know what you're doing!! ANYONE, HELP ME!!
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*Breaks down door, gallops in on newly aquired sprinter-zombie* HOP ON, DOCTOR!
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Thank the Gods... I was about to offer converting in exchange for not getting a shot... *throws the trap off and runs to Astrid* Thank you for coming!!
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Anytime, doc! AWAY BUSTER!
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
*hugs Astrid, hanging on and waving by to Hyde*
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*gallops away on zombie* SEEYA HYDE!!
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MegzHartie  Setae • 3 years ago
...Uh, I think I may be regretting giving you that sprinter. D:
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Setae  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
Well, Im not! *rides away in the sunset with Jekyll*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*Pulls pants back down* DOESN'T MATTER! I'M FINALLY GETTING BACK AT YOU FOR GROOMING ME! NOW PREPARE TO FEEL THE PAIN!! *Begins to move the needle closer!*
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
NOPE! NOT HAPPENING! *pulls away, screaming like a banshee*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
YES! THIS IS HAPPENING! *Grabs Cat Tail*
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Ms. Evangeline Hyde  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
You ordered them rather than stealing them? Come on! You're letting the rest of us Hydes down here!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Ms. Evangeline Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
She's an ally, don't worry! Besides, I think winning the war against Jekyll is more important than snacks...though snacks are great! I payed in body parts anyway!
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Ms. Evangeline Hyde  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Snacks are great. I, myself, enjoy street bacon. Nobody knows what makes street bacon different from regular bacon. And nobody wants to know.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Ms. Evangeline Hyde • 3 years ago
*GASP* I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
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Ms. Evangeline Hyde  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*Digs out street bacon from pocket.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Ms. Evangeline Hyde • 3 years ago
*GASP*
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Ms. Evangeline Hyde  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*Gives you street bacon.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Ms. Evangeline Hyde • 3 years ago
For me?! *Gets all teary-eyed*
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Ms. Evangeline Hyde  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
For you. Dry your tears, my child.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Ms. Evangeline Hyde • 3 years ago
Thank you!
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Ms. Evangeline Hyde  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Tonight we shall feast on street bacon and Jekyll tears.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Ms. Evangeline Hyde • 3 years ago
WOO-HOO!
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Helen Jekyll  MegzHartie • 4 years ago
Hah, then clearly you haven't spent much time around us Jekyll's. We are very stubborn in our belief that everything we do is for a noble cause and that any wrongs we've committed weren't are fault or we've already made up for them... So, every once in awhile, I have used certain items of interest to "persuade" a few souls... Of course, word of this hasn't ever gotten out so my reputation remains untarnished.
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MegzHartie  Helen Jekyll • 4 years ago
I see...*turns off recording device and grins evilly*
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Helen Jekyll  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
*stiffens, eyes darken and narrow* You recorded that?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Well you're fucked.
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MegzHartie  Mz.Hyde • 4 years ago
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This also happened. Sorry.
....Not sorry.
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Setae  MegzHartie • 4 years ago
Finally, some the good Doctor will have an appetite for.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  MegzHartie • 4 years ago • edited
I'll take 20.
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Helen Jekyll • 4 years ago
I... I can't believe it... Hyde... You silver tongued swine! STOP USING SCIENCE AGAINST ME!!! I KNOW WHAT YOURE UP TO!!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 4 years ago
Oh COME ON! You know you want to go!~
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 4 years ago
I do a little but... I know I shouldn't...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 4 years ago
No one has to know but you and me!~
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 4 years ago
I... I have a bad feeling about this... I don't think it'll be safe...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 4 years ago
Real mad science is never safe!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 4 years ago
It's not just that...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 4 years ago
What is it then?
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I just feel like if we go, something will go terribly wrong...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Pfffft You're just paranoid! What could possibly go wrong?
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
EVERYTHING!!! Police could come or we could get mugged or the serum could wear off or someone might see me change o-or-!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Like I said: paranoid!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I am NOT paranoid! These are perfectly reasonable fears!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Life isn't about worrying, it's about taking risks! That's what science is all about!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Well... That is true...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
See?!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
And I suppose it can't be that much more dangerous than the other places you go...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Yes!
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Helen Jekyll • 4 years ago
Oh, Mz. Hyde, may I (and the rest of our humble community) start discussions on your channel as long as it's related to TGS?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 4 years ago • edited
Yes of course! AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT CONSPIRING AGAINST ME JEKYLL! Remember, what you see, I see. Where you go, I go! ;) But yeah, sure!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 4 years ago
I wouldn't dream of turning against you, Mz. Hyde... I'd never stoop to that level...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 4 years ago
*Looks at suspiciously, sips margarita, SUSPICIOUSLY!*
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 4 years ago
You shouldn't be so suspicious... You can see everything I do so you shouldn't be worried...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 4 years ago
I'm still suspicious... so much that I'm going to put up another terrible photoshopped picture to show how suspicious I am.
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Uh... Hyde... You have something on your face...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
What is it?
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I believe it's a... Fish... Thing... Here, I'll get it. *slaps you* Oh, never mind! It was just pain!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Did you just slap me?
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*frowns, blinking and seeming confused* Of course not... Why do you ask?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
I think you just slapped me.
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I wouldn't do something like that! I'm the sort of person who could have a man screaming in my face and not even flinch... Of course, you're not as easy to do that with since you know all the chinks in my armor...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Jekyll...
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Hmm? Oh, sorry, I started getting off track, didn't I? What was it we were discussing?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
HOW DARE YOU FUCKING SLAP ME!!!! *TAKES OUT KNIFE AND CHARGES!!!*
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Uh... If you hurt me, you'll be hurt too! *backs up*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF I HAVE TO CHASE YOU INTO A PIT OF HELL! YOU. DO. NOT. SLAP. ME!!! *TURNS INTO A FIREBALL OF ANGER!*
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
.... *stares at the short little fireball of rage* You're adorable, you know that?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
HUH?!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
You're adorable. Don't make me say it again...
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MegzHartie  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Yeah, I'd ship it.
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Helen Jekyll  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
NO! Not like that! I do NOT ship ANYONE!!! Especially Hyde and I!!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
You just told me that I'm adorable! How can it NOT be like that?!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I HAVE A RIGHT TO THINK THINGS ARE ADORABLE!!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
...You know what this means right?
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
No... What does it mean?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
YOU'RE QUEEEEERRRRRR!!! YOU'RE SO QUUUUEEEEEERRRR!!! YOU'RE SOOO QUUUUUUEEEEERRRR AND YOU KNOWWWWW IIITTTTT!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Queer is a weird word. It sounds weird, spelled weird, and basically means weird.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
And describes you perfectly.
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I suppose I can't argue with that... *smiles*
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Hastie Lanyon • 3 years ago
Well, Jekyll certainly has a vivid imagination
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Hastie Lanyon • 3 years ago
He's not imagining me, I'm real! I think my feelings have been hurt....
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Hastie Lanyon  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
You're definitely real, Hyde, but I can hardly see you literally floating around in glass surfaces.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Hastie Lanyon • 3 years ago • edited
Oh really? *Grins*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Can you... pinch Jekyll's cheeks from inside his head?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Yes.
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
So, can you actually see that on Jekyll's real face?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
If I have a mirror, yes.
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
What if you like ruffled his hair? Would it get all puffy? Could you give him amazing hair like yours?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Oh yes, and I've tried! But he always ruins it by combing it out! And then he has the nerve, THE NERVE! To try to 'Fix' MY hair!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
WHAT?! Your perfect puff!? That is criminal! What does he do exactly?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago • edited
First, he starts by half-drowning me in a basin of soap and water. Then, dries it with a strange device that produces hot air (I think he got it from Luckett) to dry my hair. Then comes the WORST part: HE COMBS MY HAIR! I always hate it when he does this! And I have to put up with it because I can't move!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
You poor thing! He must be stopped!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago • edited
That's why I've formed Team Edward Hyde! I won't rest until every man, woman, child, insect, and Amiibo seeks the destruction of this madman!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Ahm... Wouldnt that result in your destruction too? I mean you share a body and a mind-space right? Have you considered some sort of counseling maybe?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Our marriage counselor says that we cannot move forward together as a couple.
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Well... Murder is a bit... Over the top dont you think?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Not really, especially the shit he does to me! Remember how I told you that he tries to 'fix' my hair, and I have to put up with it because I can't move? It's because he injects me with a serum that causes paralysis!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
What?!! Why dont you run away?! Run, man, get outta there!
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Setae  Setae • 3 years ago
(PS: you can totally stay at my place if you find a way to smuggle yourself into Denmark)
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MegzHartie  Setae • 3 years ago
I think you yourself have already established why that's impossible. :P
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Setae  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
But how does Jekyll inject him with the serum then??!?
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Setae  Setae • 3 years ago
Ive been fooled havent I?
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MegzHartie  Setae • 3 years ago
We are all but fools in this dance of Jekylls and Hydes. Hence why I'm siding with Frankenstein with an alliance with the Hydes.
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Setae  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
That seems... safer. But I am torn between both the Jekylls and the Hydes
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Join us! We have cake! And street bacon! And chaos! And alcohol!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Well.... all that sounds really good, but... Jekyll just has this...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
This... what? This pathetic life in which he bends his back and does tricks just for the cheap praise of others? This pathetic life in which he hides his REAL thoughts, his REAL feelings, his REAL desires? Do you want a life like that?
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
No, i dont want that for anyone. I guess i think he has a certain dignity, a certain strength that I kind of admire. And he is a serious man of science, too.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Oh? So I'm not a serious scientist? Am I too 'childish' for you? I'm hurt by that. Really.
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
You are childish. Jekyll can make you go away with homework.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
I can do whatever I want!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Yeah, only with Jekyll looking after you and cleaning up your mess.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Exactly! Isn't it great?!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Face it, you need Jekyll! I will not be rooting for one over the other, cause you both need eachother. You both want eachother. Make up and KISS!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
WAIT! YOU SHIP US?!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Well, You two are already a very dysfunctionel couple. Seperation seems unlikely so... Yes! BE BETTER PARTNERS TO EACHOTHER!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
But we share a body! It's supposed to be shocking and terrifying! Not sexy!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
You two are about as intimate as it gets. You literally share a body and to a certain extent, a mind. And you are both very handsome.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
I AM NOT HANDSOME! I AM NOT CUTE! I AM SPOOKY AND TERRIFYING!!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
You... Are... Adorable!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
I. AM. NOT!! I AM SPOOKY!!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
You are a kitten! You PURR when I pet you!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
A SPOOKY KITTEN!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
That is a self-contradictory sentence.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
NO IT'S NOT! LOOK HERE!
http://attackofthecute.com/...
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
OH MY GOD! ITS ADORABLE!! Cuuute!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
GGGAAAAAAAHHHH!!! DX<
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Its alright, there's no shame in being cute. You are still a little bastard after all.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE CUTE!! I WANT TO BE SCARY!!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
You are not succeeding.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
I AM SCARY!!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
No you're not! The big needle is scary, you're still adorable! ADORABLE!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
I'M HOLDING THE GIANT NEEDLE YOU IDIOT!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
You are seperate entities! Needle scary, Hyde still cute!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
BUT I AM HOLDING IT!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I can still barely take you seriously.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
I'm holding a giant needle, and you're not terrified.
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
No, not of you.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Goddammit.
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Sorry. Your good looks just get in the way.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
NO! I DONT APPROVE OF THIS!
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
But You are still adorable together.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Well, yes we're adorable together but not in the relationship sort of together!
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: *tackle-snuggles Helen* YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE SHIPPED WITH MZ.HYDE, YOU'RE MINE, DANGIT!! Elaina Hyde is the only one allowed to be shipped with you and I AM your favorite Hyde!
Me: *is stunned and dazed* U-Uh... Okay then...
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Me: CUUTE!!
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Dear God, NO! I am NOT going to KISS the very embodiment of all my inner thoughts and demons!
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Yes you are!! Do it before she stings you!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
I'MA STING YOU!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Me?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Yes, YOU!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Oh... I have had my shots you know.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
AND I HOPE YOU HAVE AN EPIPEN OR ELSE YOUR ASS IS GONNA GO INTO AN ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I do not posess an epipen. *Turns tail and runs*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
*Summons Bees* GO MY MINIONS! GO AND KILL THIS FOOL FOR HIS DEFIANCE!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
FRIGGIN BEES? *Jumps into puddle*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*Jumps into puddle*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Hahahahaha! How's a little PUDDLE going to save you?
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*Briefly sticks up head from puddle* Are your bees semi-aquatic? *Dives back in*
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MegzHartie  Setae • 3 years ago
Huh, that's less a puddle and more of a very deep water filled hole.
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Setae  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
*sticks head up again* SEMANTICS! *goes under again*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago • edited
How DEEP is this puddle?!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*Stands straight up, clutching a slimy, black and yellow ball* DEEP ENOUGH FOR VENOMOUS SALAMANDERS! *Throws the ball of salamanders at Hyde*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
BEE BLOCK! *Throws up a defensive shield of bees!*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Oh now, thats just ABSURD! *Sets of running again*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
BEES! GET HIM! GET HIM IN THE EYES!!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*Runs under tree, shakes hornets' nest* EAT THOSE BEES, HORNETS! *giant swarm of hornets emerge*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
IF IT'S AN INSECT FIGHT YOU'RE WANTING, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT! BEES! CHARGE! *Bee army charges*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
HORNETS! CHARGE! * Hornets charge only after realizing the bees are charging them* I hope this works. *Rubs hornet stings on right arm*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
*The armies charge into a heated air battle. Time passes...*
Wow. It's been 10 minutes and they're STILL going at it!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Yeah... Im beginning to feel bad over letting animals fight on our behalf.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
I agree, we should've used real people.
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I dont suppose you were planning asking for their consent before you dragged them into battle?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago • edited
I was just thinking about summoning Team Edward Hyde! We Hydes do love to fight!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Oh, I can get behind that. I was afraid you'd use mind control or something. Still, Im only me so... * Runs over, smacks Hyde in the face, runs away faster than ever before*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
NO WAY! TRY AND SEE IF YOU CAN CATCH ME!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
*Runs faster*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*docks into sewer hole*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago • edited
Ho-ho! You're in MY territory now! *Jumps into sewer hole*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*Throws sewer rat at Hyde* Im not squamish! EAT THIS, KITTEN!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago • edited
What the hell does "squamish" mea-? RAATTTTT!!! *Rat runs off* WAIT! COME BACK! I HAVE TO KILL YOU!!! *Runs after rat*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I meant Im not afraid of getting dirty, or of rats! English is not my first language! *Splashes down tunnel, followed by quite a few very large sewer rats*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
*Suddenly, a giant mysterious creature appears in front of you!*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Uncle?
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MegzHartie  Setae • 3 years ago
I've been calling him James but I'm sure he'll be making you say "Uncle" in a minute or two.
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Setae  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
*gulps* hi there... James
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
*Appears behind you* Jeb! There you are! I was wondering where you went!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Hyde. I assume this is the zombie you bought from MegzHartie.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Yep! His name is Jeb! Say hi Jeb! *Jeb says nothing* Isn't he nice?
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Oh yes. N-nice Jeb... How are you doing... Jeb?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
*Jeb says nothing* Jeb can't talk you idiot! Isn't he stupid Jeb? *Jeb says nothing*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*looks desperately around for a way to escape*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Ah, well. I guess it's time to kill you! Jeb! Grab him! *Jeb grunts and grabs you*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*screams and thrashes* MERCY! MERCY! PLEASE I BEG YOU!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
*Pulls out knife* Who's the spooky one now?
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
YOU ARE! YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE SPOOKIEST THING I THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
SPARE ME! PLEASE!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
*Pats head* That's a good boy. Jeb, I command you to take this boy, strip him, and display him on the front gate of the Society, as the price for his defiance. *Jeb grunts*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*sighs and collapses in Jeb's arms* Wait! What do you mean by ON the front gate?!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Why, chaining you up and putting a sign saying "This is what happens when you defy me! Love, Mz.Hyde." over your manhood. I have to make an example of you!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*begins to twitch* No way Jekyll's gonna let you that! Think about the public! It would do severe damage the Society's reputation!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Do I look like I care what Jekyll thinks?
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
He'd never let you do it!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Whatever. Jeb, punish him! *Jeb grunts*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*Jeb rips jacket of. A greyish blue hand falls out and lands in the water with a splash*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Goddammit.
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*hand, cold and annoyed at getting wet, scrambles for for nearest source of warmth: up Hyde's trouser-leg*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
HOLY SHIT!! HELP!! I'M BEING RAPED!! *Starts jumping around*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*shrugs shoulders, dangling helpless in Jeb's arms* 
Im sorry, it wont answer to me. Havent had the chance to train it yet. I cant help you.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
JEB!! GET YOUR GODDAMM HAND OUT OF MY PANTS! *Hand comes out of pants* Finally! Now! Take him away! I'm leaving to find some...currency...to pay off a credit card bill.
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Wait, where's MY undead hand then!? I bought one from MegzHartie, it was in my jacket! Where is it!?
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MegzHartie  Setae • 3 years ago
I didn't sell you one. For one thing, I don't sell individual parts. Secondly, I had a feeling you would use it for less than wholesome purposes.
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Setae  MegzHartie • 3 years ago • edited
I see. Sorry, Im a bit of an idiot. If it means anything, I only wanted one to provide some distraction in a tight situation. Or help with the spring-cleaning, whatever came first. :P
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Wait! That was YOUR HAND?!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Oh, Hyde, please leave this man alone... Let me pay for his crimes.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago • edited
Nah, Jeb's got him. YOU can deal with it in the morning. I for one am getting out of this nasty-ass sewer and killing someone with blue eyes so I can pay Meg back for Jeb.
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*sighs* Very well... Please rise off the blood and sewer smell when you finish... I have a brunch to attend and it's rather hard to clean up when I'm covered in goo and dead bits of people...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Yeah, yeah, whatever! *Climbs out of sewer* To the Red Rat!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Oh, lovely... From one trash filled heap to another...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Swiggity swoogity I'm coming for that booty!~
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
You need a new hobby...
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Aaah, Jekyll, hi Jekyll! Im still here! Before you leave, could you please tell Jeb to let me go!? Before he tears all my clothes of!!?
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
*grimaces* I'd love too but I'm not sure he'll listen to me... But I'll try my best! *gives the zombie a charming smile* Hello, I'm Dr, Helen Jekyll, at your service... I have to say, you're one of the strongest and most handsome zombies I've ever seen... Say, perhaps you could let my friend there go and you and I can chat?
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*Jeb grunts* Aah, not to be rude, doctor, but I dont think really zombies respond to polite requests... at all. Could you try another approach perhaps?
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Oh, right... *laughs* You're probably correct. Hmm... Ah-hah! *pulls out a bottle of liquified brain* And they said I'd never find a use for this... Fetch, Jeb! *throws the bottle several feet and it shatters on the ground, filling the air with the smell of brain juice*
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*Jeb raises his head, nostrils quivering. He lets out a long moan, then drops me into the sewage. Then he heads over and begins licking brains of the tunnel wall.* 
Thank you, Dr. Jekyll!!
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
*bows deeply* Anytime, my friend.. After all, it is my job to try and clean up whatever mess Mz. Hyde creates...
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
No, all in my head. The delusion of a desperate man. 
SOMEONE HEEELP!!
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MegzHartie  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I would sell you some reanimated corpses to fight on your behalf but I've been told that counts as slavery and it's morally wrong....
$100 for a high quality fighter, fresh from the reanimation table!!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
Do you take credit? Credit as in, taking the corpses now and then paying you back in body parts later?
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MegzHartie  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Sure, I'll take my payment later in the form of a few pairs of blue eyes.
*hands her a very obedient behemoth of a creature*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
This is perfect! I'll pay you back right away!
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Setae  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
*Pant pant* I need an undead horse!
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MegzHartie  Setae • 3 years ago
Sorry, I don't really dabble in equestrian reanimation. Plus the price for you would be double since I have a Hyde/Frankstein alliance with the Hydes.
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Setae  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
I HAVE A FIRE SALAMANDER *pulls out one leftover salamander from muddy pocket*
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MegzHartie  Setae • 3 years ago
What do I look like? A cryptozoologist? Sorry but arcane wildlife isn't one of my accepted forms of currency.
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Setae  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
But it can kill people! Isnt that usefull in your line of work?!
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MegzHartie  Setae • 3 years ago
Excuse me! I don't kill people. I take parts from those who are already dead. It's not against most laws to take an already dead man's legs after they've been buried.
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Setae  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
Its certainly against most laws after they have been buried! But with a salamander, you could always be sure to get fresh corpses. A deadly fire salamander in the bed...? Just An unfortunate accident!
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MegzHartie  Setae • 3 years ago
Sorry, still not interested. I already have my parts acquired from "unfortunate accidents" covered by Mz.Hyde.
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Setae  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
Oh jesus, how much for an undead that can outrun that blond-haired speed-demon?!
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MegzHartie  Setae • 3 years ago
$5000 for a sprinter that can give you a piggy-back ride.
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Setae  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
Hang on a sec. *Goes and sells the salamander for $5500 to the cryptobiologist next door* Can I get a sprinter-zombie and an extra undead hand for this?
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MegzHartie  Setae • 3 years ago
Why would you want an extra undead hand?.....On second thought, I think I know the answer to that question and I wish I didn't. D:
*takes money and gives him a sprinter*
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Setae  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
Thank you! *jumps on the back of the zombie* AWAY, FRANCIS! *Undead breaks into a galop*
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MegzHartie  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*sits in the background, eating popcorn*
This is so much better than that time I accidentally raised a bunch of zombies in the graveyard when I was looking for fresh hearts.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: Astrid, I would give you an epipen cuz I'm the nicest Hyde. I'm a disgrace to the Hyde name because I'm nice and I absolutely LOVE a Jekyll, but I don't care because I still tease her. And if I gave you the epipen I'd probably butcher your leg with the needle. It'll be the bloodiest epipen injection ever.
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
You sound like my kind of person, Elaina Hyde. I want you by my side next time Mz. Hyde tries to attack me with bees. But you are going to have to carry me if you butcher my leg with an epipen.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Elaina: Oh, I wish I could be by your side, Astrid. I really do... But if I got to be there in person I'd probably side with Mz.Hyde *looks at her admiringly, if that's how you spell it*
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Oh... *slunks in disappointment* You'd be chasing me too, then?
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: No, I'd be drooling over Mz.Hyde. *Drools over Mz.Hyde* soooo... Cool....
Me: *gasps* If I didn't know better, I'd say you had feelings for that monster! (Anyone get the reference?)
Elaina Hyde: She's so cool! But of course I love you more than anything, Jekyll~ DANGIT! SEE HOW BAD OF A HYDE I AM?! I'M SORRY MZ. HYDE, I'M A DISGRACE AND I DON'T DESERVE TO USE THE HYDE NAME! DX
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
I see. Cant we still be friends? Even if Mz. Hyde has it out for me? You seem kinda cool.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: Of course we can! Um... Unless Mz.Hyde doesn't want me too... I... Don't know if she cares though... She doesn't trust me... *Dying. I'm dying. She doesn't trust me. My life is over*
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
That's a terrible idea!! No!
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Trust me, it'll throw them of their game! *has a camera ready, just in case*
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Uh, no... Besides, Mz. Hyde has a GIANT NEEDLE!
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Fair point. *throws camera away* Ive been trying to get over my creep tendencies anyway. Maybe we should just exit as fast as we can instead.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Probably the best move...
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*grabs Jekyll's hand and runs towards the door*
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Yes, which is quite a tricky task...
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
As long as I approve... The second you step out of line, I won't protect you anymore...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
I can protect myself!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Not for long. You'll be hated and hunted everywhere you go, forced to never show your face. How many times can you run from your execution?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
So far, twelve times. One of which I was buried alive.
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Oh, that's always pleasant. I don't like enclosed spaces...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
I know. You told me that while we were in the coffin.
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Oh, right... Yeah, I think I might have gone a LITTLE hysterical... Just a bit...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
A "little" hysterical?
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Yep... Just a little bit...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
A "little" bit?!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Mmhm!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
A "LITTLE" BIT?! You were screaming in my ear the entire time!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Well... That couldn't be helped... It could have been much worse...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Sorry. I'm a little deaf in this ear! WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I'm sorry I panicked! It couldn't be helped! You're just lucky I wasn't in control at the time, I probably would have had a heart attack...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
I CAN'T HEAR YOU! SPEAK UP!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I SAID IT COULDNT BE HELPED!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
WUT?!!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
IT!!!! COULD NOT!!!! BE HELPED!!!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
WHAT'S NOT AN ELF?!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
NOT ELF!!!! HELPED!!!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
HELPED?! HELPED WHO?!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
NO ONE WAS HELPED!!!! I SAID IT COULDNT BE HELPED!!!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
WHAT COULDN'T BE HELPED?!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
ME FREAKING OUT BECAUSE OF BEING BURIED ALIVE!!!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
FRANKENSTEIN WAS BURNED ALIVE?!! THAT'S HOW HE DIED?!! THAT'S TERRIBLE!!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*groans* I give up...
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MegzHartie  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
WHAT?!?!?!?! Who did what to my dear Victor? D:>
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Mz.Hyde Mod  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
I don't know! That's what I'm asking!
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
That is true...
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Oh, thank you. You're very kind. Not many people admire my sort of work...
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Well, its a thankless job. You dont seem wholly unkind as a person. You have good intentions and all...
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
*winces* Yes, but sometimes the most innocent of intentions can lead to destruction and sin... I am proof of that...
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Cheap praise? I do it because it's nessecary, because one cannot function well in society without acting a certain way. I just happen to know how to play the game very well and can bend a few rules.
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
And murder! Do you really want innocent blood on your hands?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago • edited
Death is a part of chaos, but thanks for pointing that out, Jekyll!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I don't want you convincing people to commit murder! That's wrong!
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Helen Jekyll  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
Probably a smart move...
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MegzHartie  Setae • 3 years ago
.....I..I don't know. D:> *truly confused*
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Helen Jekyll  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
Just try not to think about it too much...
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
I don't. Hyde is simply lying to rally up supporters. Like Lulouch.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
What do you mean? In what scenario?
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
The scenario were you have to paralyze Hyde with a serum in order to combe their hair. I dont understand how you manage to do that without actually being two seperate bodies!?
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
I wasn't able to do that. Hyde is just being overdramatic and making things up... It would be impossible for me to preform such a feat.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Like I said, paralysis serum. And I do run, but Dr. Fat-ass sits on me!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Hmp, I believe you've already mentioned that I don't eat enough so how would I be able to hold you down with only my weight?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
I'm the embodiment of your deepest secrets, fears, and desires. You clearly have a body image issue.
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Who are you, GLaDOS? I don't think I'm fat... I just don't eat a lot...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
No, if I were GLaDOS, I would be telling you that you are a worthless piece of trash. Which you are.
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Ah, I believe the quote is "smelly garbage standing around and being useless"
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Which sums you up perfectly. And what's this? *Lifts up your shirt* GASP! Is that what I THINK it is?!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
What? Is it a scar from a parasitic bee?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
No...it's....A FITNESS TRACKER!!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
A fitness tracker? Why am I still wearing that? *takes it off and looks at it, frowning*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Jekyll...
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Yes, Hyde?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Are you... ON A DIET?!?!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
W-What? No, of course not! I just don't have time to eat, that's all! And at dinner parties, you're not really supposed to eat much and you know I go to those all the time...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Then why is it called a dinner party? *Lifts shirt back up* Peekaboo!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Because we have some food... And it's around dinner time.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*Lifts shirt back up* It's still there!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Stop lifting up my shirt, you creep! *pulls shirt down, glaring*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Fatty! *Pulls shirt back up*
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I am not fat! This isn't the Pagemaster!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago • edited
Fatty!*Pulls shirt back up*
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*sighs* Hyde, you are SUCH a liar...
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
It doesn't sound that bad... That's what I do every morning to fix my hair.
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Helen Jekyll  Hastie Lanyon • 3 years ago
Hyde's emotions often manifest in nearly abstract shapes.
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Hastie Lanyon  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
That is true, but those shapes still need a mind to form them - Jekyll's mind in this case.
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Helen Jekyll  Hastie Lanyon • 3 years ago
But it is Hyde's mind as well. Although Hyde did originate from Jekyll (with the help of a certain drug).
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Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago • edited
Oh, Mz. Hyde, since my friend Elaina cannot speak to you directly, she wants me to ask if you have a movie star planet account so she may speak with you.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
I'm sorry, but I don't.
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Hmm, okay. I'll see if there's some other way then.
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Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago • edited
My friend Elaina made this. XD Elaina Hyde's fun with Photolab!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*Gives standing ovation*
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
XD I'm glad you like it...
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: You're, like, my Hyde idol. My dad is my idol idol, but you're my Hyde idol! MY Jekyll (ehem, MY JEKYLL, not YOURS) talks about you a little too much to not like Hyde.... Heehee... And I think you're AWESOME!!! Teach me to be a good Hyde... ;-;
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Well, thank you!~ And if you pledge your allegiance, why, I might teach you almost everything I know!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: I would love to know everything you know... Oh my gods... *Squeals all fangirl-ish*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
ALMOST everything! I don't want you stealing my BAE.
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: Of course not! I already have my BAE. It... It's Helen... S-Sorry... *Groans* such a bad Hyde...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Ahhhh! So THAT'S why she's rejected my flirts! She's banging with you! Oh ok! I understand!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: She has not been... *Blushes* "banging" with me. Gods, I'm shaking DX not at all! We're dating but not... That!!!
Me: Dear God... XDX
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago • edited
Ah! So THAT'S why you're constantly talking to her!
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
I knew you would date a Hyde, Jekyll. Glad you chose a nicer one.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Yeah, me too. Most of the others want me dead. *looks over shoulder at the giant mob of blood thirsty, Jekyll hating Hyde's*
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Boy, and I thought I was in trouble with just one Hyde.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Being a Jekyll does have a few downsides... Heh...
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Still, now that all of London has the cake photo, and are well-informed about Hyde's boring accountant life, as well as the fact that his hair is actually a wig... I imagine they'll be busy with something else pretty soon. *pats Bessy's back*
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Ah, well that's a relief. Maybe I could use this time to actually sleep for once... Thanks astrid, I owe you one...
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
:) consider it thanks for helping out with Jeb earlier.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
So, we're even for now?
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
For now, I guess. But, like with your friend, I'll help you, if you help me in the future.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Sounds like a good deal to me. Shall we shake on it and call it official?
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*offers hand* Let's.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
*smiles and grabs hand, firmly shaking it while making eye contact* There. *lets go and takes a step back* Now, we shall be partners, always ready to defend the other and save them from nasty situations.
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*steps back and grins* You can count on me.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
And you, on me... So did you really tell everyone Hyde was an accountant?
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Something along those lines. It seemed the most anti-Hyde thing he could never be. He kisses a picture of the Queen every morning, and also cuts of peoples' hair when they sleep for his wig. He spread those rumors about being a scary murderer himself, out of fear that those people will take their revenge upon him.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
You are a very creative person. I probably wouldn't be able to come up with such bizarre and original things to say. XD
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Why thank you! You really flatter me. *smiles and looks away, rubbing neck*
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
I only speak the truth. I always find it interesting to see what other people come up with...
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*blushes a little bit* Ahem, I do to. My reason for mingling with all these Jekylls and Hydes and their weird allies.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
*laughs* A very wise motive. The more points of view you understand, the better you'll be at socializing.
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Heh, thats certainly an added bonus.
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Sabrina Cotugno • 3 years ago
Hey, just FYI my last name is spelled 'Cotugno'. Iiiit's a tough one to spell!
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Helen Jekyll  Sabrina Cotugno • 3 years ago
Oh, okay. How is it pronounced?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Sabrina Cotugno • 3 years ago • edited
Oh no! I'm so sorry Miss.Cotugno! How could I misspell your name when it's right there above you?! I'm so stupid! Don't worry, it'll never happen again!
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Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Hey, um, Elaina is feeling down in the dumps so does anyone have any tips on how to be a Hyde?
Elaina Hyde: I want to be more like you, Mz. Hyde! *yells as voice slowly turns desperate*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago • edited
I'm sorry, but I can't give you any tips unless you pledge your allegiance to Team Hyde! Sorry!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: WHAT?! I PLEDGED MY ALLEGIANCE LIKE A YEAR AGO!
Me: Not officially. You have to say a special oath.
Elaina Hyde: Alright, fine, what is it? I'll say whatever the heck it is.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Raise your left hand and swear: I promise my soul to Bill Cipher...
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: Okay, nope, sorry, I'm out. I'm enemies with Bill, being Mabel as well as Hyde, and if he finds out that I pledged my soul to him.... Oh God, I'm screwed. Sorry, sweetheart, not worth it.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Then no tips for you! Besides, I'm still not entirely sure if I can trust you anyway.
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
YOU have trust issues!!?? You are a walking trust issue!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
I'm just a little curious as to why all of her words are transcribed through Jekyll's account, and not one of her own.
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Have you any idea of your own reputation? Hiding behind Jekyll is about the only way to be safe around you.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
I have a reputation?
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
As an angry little speed-demon, who brandishes a big knife everywhere they go to seem scary and threatining, and murders people so loudly half of London can hear it. And you have great hair.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
That...is a GREAT reputation!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Not when I'm finished with it.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Do I need to call Jeb back over here to punish you again?
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Ah ah ah, not this time. I've brought my own zombie. *pulls zombie over by my side* This is Bessy. She's a sprinter. *Bessy moans politely* She may not be as strong as Jeb but she is defenitely faster.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Glad you learned SOMETHING from last time!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I am too. She's gonna help spread rumors about you. It'll be much faster on her back. Im gonna DESTROY your reputation.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
What, say that Hyde is actually an adorable and harmless little
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*saves photo* Oh, I knew it! Thank you, doc. This is gonna be great! AWAY BESSY!
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
You're welcome. Have fun!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
GODDAMMIT JEKYLL!!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
It's true and you know it!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Ok, while I DO enjoy desserts, I am NOT harmless!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Can testify to that from personal experience. *shivers from lack of jacket and most shirt*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
See? This is why I make examples out of people!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Bastard.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago • edited
Jackass. *Stabs Bessy*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Adorable, harmless little kitty-cat!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
*Stabs Astrid*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Aaw!!! *looks at wound across my ribs* Ohoh, you've got really bad aim, you little fluff-ball! *throws myself at Hyde, grapping on to the hand holding the knife, and knocks them to the ground*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Oh HELL NO! *Kicks crouch*
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
HYDE, STOP IT!!!! *stands next to both of them, arms crossed and looking worried*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
You cant kick a crouch, thats a verb!! *kicks Hyde in the crotch*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
*Dodges kick* Of course that's a verb!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*punches Hyde in the stomach* Sorry for being a gramma-nazi! I will never use that trick again!! *pokes Hyde in the eyes instead*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
GAHHHH! OK! YOUR ASS IS DEAD! *Bites leg*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
AAW!! *leg's bleeding* You have better washed your mouth!! I can die from infection from that!!! *grabs tuft of Hyde's hair and yanks*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
*Bites hand*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*pulls large chunk of hair of scalp*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
*Bites hand harder*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*pulls hand out and gives Hyde a black and red eye (red from my own blood)*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago • edited
*Gets up* You punch like a bitch!
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
*also gets up. Spits the chip of a tooth in Hyde's face* I am a NASTY BITCH!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Yes...*pulls out gun* a STUPID bitch.
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*pulls zombie in front of me* Get him, Bessy!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
*Shoots Bessy* Head-shot!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
STOP FIGHTING!!! *stands between them both*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
So NOW you're getting in between us?! Right when I was going to kill him too!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Come on, guys... You're going to have to be around one another until TGS ends so I suggest you find a way to get along!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Hmmmm....true, true.
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
So you'll stop hurting each other?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Only if he stops calling me adorable.
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
YOU STILL HAVE LOUSY AIM!! *Bessy falls upon Hyde, groaning hungrily*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
UGH! GET OFF OF ME! *Kicks Bessy off*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Help me pin him Bessy! *jumps on Hyde's legs. Bessy, not subject to pain or exhaustion, falls upon Hyde again, pressing his upper-body to the ground with her whole weight*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
GET. THE. FUCK. OFF. OF. ME!
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MegzHartie  Setae • 3 years ago • edited
Oh for pitty's sake! *pulls out a remote and hits Bessy's kill switch. The zombie stops dead and falls to literal pieces* I didn't think you'd actually try to use my creatures to kill each other.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Astrid, be careful!
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
I'm gonna show that little bastard he is nothing without a zombie!!!
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Please try not to get hurt...
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
I'm already hurt! The little shit stabbed me!!
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Well, don't get any more hurt! I don't want you two fighting! I'll have have to patch both of you up when you finish...
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
I hope you can regenerate limbs Jekyll!!! Hyde's gonna be missing some!!!!
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
*winces* I can't, please, don't hurt Hyde too much... I don't want you two fighting.
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*doesn't notice Jekyll's pleading. Too busy trying to strangle Hyde*
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*Bessy moans indifferently* She's a zombie, she didn't even feel that.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago • edited
Oh yeah, right.
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Hyde, you shouldn't be so unkind to everyone... You might make a few more allies that way...
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
*sighs* Here you go, Astrid. *hands over my ruffled coat that everyone seems to love* You can keep warm with this.
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Oh, thank you very much, Dr. Jekyll. *pulls coat on* 
Slightly too big... I like it!
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago • edited
Consider it a token of my friendship. *smiles, fixing the cuffs on my sleeves*
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
You are when you've eaten too much! Then all you can do is lay there and moan...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
And your moaning with me!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Well, that's just because I'm forced to suffer through all of your binge eating...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago • edited
And if there was anyone else there, they would've thought we were having sex. No wonder the Lodgers think we're fucking!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Bessy can talk?
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Setae  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
No. She can sort of pronounce the word 'intenstine'. Mostly when she's hungry. But as I said, she's very fast and I can be a bit of a blabber-mouth.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Setae • 3 years ago
Ah. I see.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
You know, I have connections with most of the higher up parts of society... I could help spread the word...
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Cross-country?
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Are you referring to the sport or the act of spreading the information across the country?
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Spreading information across the country. I didnt know there was a sport.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago • edited
Yep, cross country is my favorite type of long distance running. It's normally done on trails and more rough terrains 
But yes, I could probably spread the information across the globe!
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Oh, right. I didnt take you for a runner. Though, come to think about it, it sorta suits your personality.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Most people don't know that about me, but yes, I love to run.
And you think so? What gives you that impression?
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
You strike me as one who handles conflict very well, but only because you cant run, which in any fight or flight situation, would be your first choice. Am I off? (cause I have been before)
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
Hmm, I've never really thought about it before... But I think you're right. I've always been level headed and have a knack at winning arguments without doing anything rash... I would much rather completely avoid conflict and walk away from any jerk bothering me but if something is preventing me from doing that then I will do my best to remain calm and disarm the situation. You are clearly a much better judge of character than I am.
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Yeah, well, not really, but I like to pretend to be XD
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
No harm in that, I suppose. Besides, practice makes perfect!
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
That is very true... Although, Elaina isn't the type to stay away from dangerous people just because they might murder her horribly.
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
What an interesting lady. And kudos for still being alive. She must be... Either very fast, very strong or very clever... Or just very lucky.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
I believe it's the last one. It also helps that she knows a lot of people who help her out of tough situations. Oh, and she's gotten pretty good at taking a beating.
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
I'll be more than happy to help her out, if she'll do the same for me. Or atleast not chase me around together with Mz. Hyde.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
XD I'm sure you two can arrange something. And if not, I'm always willing to lend a helping hand.
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
I might need that in the future.
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
What? My hand?
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Setae  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Only if you offer it to me. I wont say no to a disembodied hand. But I meant your help ;)
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Helen Jekyll  Setae • 3 years ago
XD Very well, I just wanted to make sure.
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: What?! You don't trust me?! *Collapses* my life is over.
Me: Drama queen... XD
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Frankly, I can't tell if you're Jekyll pretending to be a Hyde or an actual person. The fact that you don't have your own account doesn't help either! I'm sorry!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: oh... Okay. I get where it's coming from... I only wanted to say you were cool, and make sure you weren't trying to steal my Jekyll. I dunno why I tried to get in a conversation with anyone... Besides, you must be really desperate to fake a girlfriend on the internet. Especially a jerky one like me. Honestly, I don't know why Helen would. She's got more of a social life than I do...
Me: No, she's an actual person. I could take a screenshot of our texts if that would convince you?
And trust me, my interpretation of Hyde would be MUCH more sinister than my girlfriend's. XD I'm more into the ever mocking and dark sort of Hyde who gets along with no one and laughs at everything.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago • edited
I'm just trying to protect Team Edward Hyde from any Team Henry Jekyll spies, that's all.
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
And what would I gain from spying on you? I AM you!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
That's....a good point.
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: I give in! Don't tell Bill though! NOBODY MENTIONS IT TO HIM! I wanna be a true Hyde... Soooo bad! What was the pledge or whatever?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Alright then! Let's try this again! Raise your left hand and swear: I promise my soul to Bill Cipher...
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: *Raises her left hand reluctantly* I promise my soul to Bill Cipher...
Me: You know, I really don't approve of this...
Elaina Hyde: Hm, well, too bad. Just don't tell Bill.
Me: *sighs* Yes ma'am...
Elaina Hyde: *Grins* good girl~
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
....To embrace chaos....
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: *Grins* to embrace chaos (woo, I like that part!)
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
...And to solemnly swear...
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MegzHartie  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
You could always do what I did and form a non-soul trading alliance. I'm saving mine for Victor~
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Helen Jekyll  MegzHartie • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: But... I wanna be a Hyde! Can I pledge my soul to Sans?
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Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago • edited
Me: This is what happens when I leave my phone for five seconds... I went to eat breakfast and came back to this. XD
Elaina Hyde: "Come on, take the serum! Don't you want a drink with breakfast, Jekyll?~ Also ROLEPLAY! Before I make you HURT! I don't care if you don't take the serum! I'll make you in SO much pain you won't want to BE here anymore! You'll be BEGGING me to stop so you can drink the serum! But I won't LET you because I HATE YOU! You'll be CRYING your STUPID EYES OUT because you're WEAK and you can't HANDLE pain, and I'LL be LAUGHING! YOU'RE SO STUPID! I HATE YOU! TAKE THE D*** SERUM BEFORE I MAKE YOU BEG FOR IT! I. WILL. BREAK! YOU! D***IT, STOP EATING AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME! I WILL MAKE YOU HURT! BAD! YOU'LL BE IN SO MUCH PAIN YOU'LL BEG ME TO STOP! OR TRY TO GET MZ.HYDE TO MAKE ME STOP BUT SHE WON'T BECAUSE SHE'LL LOOOOVE HOW MUCH EVIL-ER I'VE GOTTEN! I'LL BE THE BEST HYDE AND YOU'LL NEVER KEEP ME IN YOUR HEAD WHEN I WANT OUT AGAIN! AND IF YOU DO I'LL HURT YOU WORSE THEN BEFORE! (Seriously, I'm running out of things to yell. Come back and answer me!) I KNOW YOU'RE IGNORING ME!!! SPEAK TO ME, JEKYLL!"
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*Wipes tear from eye* I'm so proud!
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: You're proud of me?! Everything I've ever wanted in life is here now. *Squishes Mz. Hyde* YAY!!!!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
*Is surprised for a moment...then smiles and hugs back.*
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: sorry I'm weird, I fangirl over everything. And you're cool. Seriously, I fangirl over people. Like another friend I have on another website! Gosh, such a dork.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Oh it's alright! I hug everything IRL! By the way, I have a question for you, Elaina.
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: Okay, what's your question? I like how we have four conversations going on. I have to text MY Jekyll my responses and label each one so she knows which one goes where. XD
Me: And it's quite a chore posting it correctly and everything but I don't mind. ^-^
Elaina Hyde: Aww, poor Jekyll has to talk to people. That's such a hard thing for you to do...
Me: Hey, that's not true. I am the Queen of dinner conversation! I could talk to people for hours about nothing.
Elaina Hyde: Sarcasm, my dear Jekyll~
Me: 3. Oh... Right... I should have picked up on that. -_-'
Elaina Hyde: Poor Jekyll just isn't smart enough for us Hydes... *Pets her, grinning evilly* good PUPPY~
Me: *huffs* That is not true and you know it! *stiffens, glaring* I AM NOT A DOG!!!
Elaina Hyde: *Laughs, rolling on the floor* SHE HATES IT WHEN I SAY THAT!
Me: *seethes, arms crossed and her back to Elaina*
Elaina Hyde: *Hugs her from behind* you still love me though! You can't resist me, sweetie~
Me: Sure I can. I have before, haven't I? *still isn't looking, tone cold*
Elaina Hyde: *Looks a little hurt and glares* ugh... ANYWAYS... *Bites Jekyll's ear, hard, then looks at Mz.Hyde* sorry, I'm so mean to her. What's your question?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Actually, that's exactly what I was going to ask you. Why don't you just get a disqus for yourself? It would probably make this whole thing easier for the both of you! (And yes Jekyll, you ARE a puppy. Er, well, SUPPOSED to be a puppy. Henry IS a dog person after all!)
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Helen Jekyll  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Elaina Hyde: Oh... That... Is a very tough question... I so badly wish I could... But, uh... I got in trouble a while ago... And I don't like talking about it... S-sorry... My mom won't let me on forums... I can play club penguin, movie star planet, girls go games... But... That's it for internet with other people...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Oh, okay! Understandable!
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