Transcript:Horrid Henry's Heist

[Henry enters the kitchen]
Horrid Henry: I can't go to school today.
Mum: Why not, Henry? [Henry hands Mum his note] 'Please excuse Henry from school today because he has the black plague [Henry imagines of black plague] and homework could be deadly'. I certainly will not sign this.
Horrid Henry: Mmm, I got one about losing my memory. [takes out a note] Ah, this one's good.
Mum: 'Henry can't come to school today because yesterday, [Henry imagines himself turning into a werewolf] he was bitten by a werewolf'. You spelled 'werewolf' wrong. Henry, is there a reason why you don't want to go to school today?
Perfect Peter: Henry hasn't done his homework. We've got to design a poster for the school anniversary. [takes out a picture] Look, here's mine.
Mum: Oh, that's lovely, Peter! Henry, homework now!
Horrid Henry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!   
[Title card appears. The scene changes to Henry's classroom]
Miss Battle-Axe: And at the end of the lesson, I will be collecting your posters. The winning poster will be announced at the Fancy Dress Party tomorrow night.
Moody Margaret: Ooh ooh, er... er... what's the prize, Miss?
Miss Battle-Axe: No prizes.
Horrid Henry: [outraged] No prizes?
Miss Battle-Axe: Some things we do for honour, Henry. The honour of attending our school.
Horrid Henry: [draws a line] Ha! This school's more like a prison. [draws a picture of him trapped in a school prison with Miss Battle Axe burying him in books]
Miss Battle-Axe: Right class, please roll up your posters. Margaret and Susan will collect them.
Horrid Henry: There. All finished.
Rude Ralph: [laughs] That's rude.
Horrid Henry: Is it?
Moody Margaret: Ah, [rolls up Henry's poster] thank you, Henry. Miss Battle-Axe is going to love this.
Horrid Henry: Give me that back!
Moody Margaret: [walks to Miss Battle-Axe] Ha! As if.
Sour Susan: [walks to Miss Battle-Axe] Yeah, as if.
Miss Battle-Axe: Thank you both. Please go with Miss Lovely to Miss Oddbod's office.
(Margaret and Susan together) Yes, Miss. [they walk out of the classroom]
Horrid Henry: Phew, that was close. Miss Battle-Axe would have gone mad.
Rude Ralph: Yeah. Now, Miss Oddbod can go mad instead.
Horrid Henry: Uh-oh. You're right. [puts his head down]
[The scene changes Al and Gurinder at the basketball court]
Gorgeous Gurinder: What are you going as, Al? [Al dances like a ballerina] Oh, a ballerina.
Aerobic Al: No.
Horrid Henry: What do you think Miss Oddbod will do?
Rude Ralph: Who knows?
Horrid Henry: We don't even know where the posters are.
Rude Ralph: We've got a bit of time to find out.
Moody Margaret: Time to find out what?
Rude Ralph: [before he can stop himself] Where the posters are.
Horrid Henry: Ralph!
Rude Ralph: Oh, sorry.
Moody Margaret: Haha, you'll be sorry, Henry.
Sour Susan: Yeah, sorry, Henry.
Horrid Henry: Go away, Margaret. We don't need you.
Moody Margaret: Ummm, I think you do.
Horrid Henry: What makes you think that?
Moody Margaret: Because I know where the posters are. And I have a plan.
[Ralph and Henry look at each other]
Rude Ralph: She might, you know.
Horrid Henry: Okay, Margaret. What's the deal?
Sour Susan: Yeah, the deal.
Moody Margaret: [glares at Susan] Oh, be quiet, Susan. [walks to Ralph and Henry] This is woman's work. Now, listen. The posters will be taken out of the safe at tomorrow night's fancy dress party so that they can choose a winner. That's when we'll strike. And we're going to need some help.
[The scene shows Henry, Ralph, Margaret, and Bert dressing up. The scene then changes to Ashton Primary School. Inside, Ted, Gordon, and Sam dressed as bunnies hop towards Henry's family. Al dressed as a karate outfit goes to the assembly, then the Best Boys go inside there too]
Mum: How long does this party last?
Singing Soraya: Cool gear, Henry!
[Mum gasps when she sees Margaret dressed as a witch]
Moody Margaret: You're late.
Horrid Henry: Peter had to change costume five times.
Moody Margaret: Everyone's in position. [the scene shows Weepy William]
Miss Oddbod: [to Big Bob] Such a nice turnout, don't you think?
Moody Margaret: [The scene shows Bert] Bert's on alert. [The scene shows Ralph] And, Ralph is ready.
[Miss Oddbod leaves the stage, William hits his police hat, Ralph shows a thumbs-up, Bert lifts his robot head, and Margaret lands her broom. Henry and Margaret then run out of the hall]
Horrid Henry: Quick!
Miss Oddbod: [walks out of the hall and down the corridor] Are you very hot in that costume?
Beefy Bert: Uh, I dunno. [watches Miss Oddbod go to her office, then Ralph runs out of the hall]
Rude Ralph: Come on!
[Bert sees Ralph go upstairs and he follows him. Margaret opens the bin]
Miss Oddbod: Lovely costume, Margaret.
Moody Margaret: Thank you, Miss Oddbod. [closes the bin]
[Miss Oddbod hums while she goes into her office. Margaret then puts the broom next to the door to keep it open. Henry sneaks into Miss Oddbod's office and grabs the key. Ralph then comes into Miss Oddbod's office and grabs the broom]
Horrid Henry: [laughs] Easy peasy! [he and Ralph run to Bert] Let's do it! [uses the key to unlock the toilet room, then puts the opening of the hose on the water dispenser. He then turns on the water]
[Margaret sees the Best Boys hopping out of the hall]
Perfect Peter: Great party!
Spotless Sam: Punch is delicious!
Goody-Goody Gordon: Scrummylicious! [licks his lips]
Spotless Sam: Ooh, balloons!
Moody Margaret: Go away, twinkle toes. They're mine.
[The Best Boys hop back into the hall. The scene shows Henry turning on the tap, while the hose is pouring out water. Margaret stares at the water coming towards her, then Ralph picks up the hose and the water stops pouring out]
Rude Ralph: Okay, that should be enough.
[Miss Oddbod walks, while Margaret sees her]
Moody Margaret: [pants] Miss Oddbod! Quickly! William said someone is inside the science storeroom!
Miss Oddbod: Impossible, that room is always locked.
Moody Margaret: Yeah, well, that's what he said and... Oh! [points at the water dripping from the stairs] Look!
Miss Oddbod: Oh my goodness. Whatever is going on?
[As Miss Oddbod goes up the stairs, Margaret pops a balloon]
Rude Ralph: There's the signal! Go!
[Ralph and Bert run from the storage room into the classroom opposite. Henry gives William the key, then joins Ralph and Bert, closing the door behind him]
Weepy William: Uh, Miss Oddbod, I think someone's in there.
Miss Oddbod: Hello! This is Miss Oddbod speaking. Is anybody in there?
Weepy William: I heard a shout, then a crash. I'm sure it came from in there.
Miss Oddbod: Find Miss Battle-Axe. Tell her to get the key from my office.
Weepy William: Yes, Miss. Do you want me to take the posters for you?
Miss Oddbod: No. I'll put them in the classroom. [goes into the classroom and puts the posters down] Hurry!
Weepy William: All right, then.
[William and Miss Oddbod leave. Henry and Ralph start searching through the posters. The scene changes to Miss Oddbod's office, where William and Miss Battle-Axe are looking for the key]
Miss Battle-Axe: Hmmm, strange. The key should be here.
Weepy William: [drops the key] Look, a key. Could that be it? [gives it to Miss Battle-Axe]
[Back in the classroom, Henry has found Margaret's poster]
Horrid Henry: A-ha! [throws it down to Margaret, who thinks it's Henry's poster]
Rude Ralph: When they go into the storeroom, we can sneak out.
Horrid Henry: Not yet, there's something else we need.
[The scene changes to Margaret and Susan]
Sour Susan: What's going on? What's that?
Moody Margaret: Henry's poster. The plan worked, we got it back! Now I'm supposed to destroy it...
Sour Susan: Supposed to destroy it?
Moody Margaret: That's what I said. [laughs] But if Henry thinks I'm going to do what he tells me to do, he's got another thing coming!
Sour Susan: Yeah! You what?
[The scene returns to the classroom]
Miss Oddbod: The noise you heard must have come from the party, William.
Weepy William: Oh. Sorry, Miss Oddbod.
Miss Oddbod: I still don't understand how that water got everywhere.
[Miss Oddbod leaves and takes the posters with her. William follows her. When they're gone, Henry and Ralph emerge]
(Henry and Ralph together) We did it! [they high-five, and Henry laughs]
[The scene changes to the hall]
Big Bob: Miss Oddbod and I have had a chance to review all of your posters. Well done, everyone.
Moody Margaret: Oh, please, Miss, I found this poster in the hall. It wouldn't be fair if it was left out.
Miss Oddbod: Oh, thank you, Margaret.
Moody Margaret: It's Henry's. 
[Margaret gives the poster to Miss Oddbod and everyone gasps]
Weepy William: Oh, no. She double-crossed you, Henry.
Rude Ralph: Just like you said she would. [Henry laughs]
Miss Oddbod: Henry, could you come up here please? [Henry goes up on the stage] Well, Henry, we've decided to give you the first prize!
Big Bob: Congratulations, young man. [shakes Henry's hand]
[Miss Oddbod and Big Bob show the audience the poster. To Margaret's horror, she notices it was her poster]
Moody Margaret: But-but, but that's MY poster! I was double-crossed!
Sour Susan: You what?
Moody Margaret: Oh! It's not... [Henry smirks at her] FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!!!
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