Matt Lindland

"Dave landed a couple clean shots and they felt they should stop it" - Lindland after Dave Terrell destroyed him
“Not really sure why this is a main event as far as draw power but I will enjoy watching both these guys because they are both very talented athletes.” - Matt on Diego-Stevenson.
"I'm not really sure how he ended up coming up here, to tell you the truth. Once Phil got up here, we were hospitable towards him. We tried to show him some things in training, but the juice just wasn't worth squeezing there. The guy's not real sharp. So I took him out to my farm, showed him a pig and told him it was a short fat horse. He spent the rest of the day trying to get the thing to do cardio. He was pumping TrimSpa pills down its throat. Actually, I think he accidentally dropped some of his special vitamins down its throat because the next morning the thing woke up with a 20-inch bicep. It was rolling around in its own crap, yelling, 'I'm the Oregon Fat Ass! I'm the best eva!" -Matt Lindland on his opponent Phil Baroni.
[In his pre-rematch interviews, Baroni began referring to Lindland as "Woogie," a character played by Chris Elliott in the movie Something About Mary.] "That's a great comeback for him. I wonder what happened that night. Was his illegal cable box broken? He couldn't get the free porno channel? For Phil to go up to that kind of intellectual perch, to watch Something About Mary. That says a lot about the guy." -Matt Lindland before defeating the loud mouth Phil Baroni for a second time.
"This is exactly where I want to be, fighting for one of the top organizations in the world." - Lindland on fighting Ronaldo Souza in Strikeforce.
"He's a submission expert, so I want to stay out of the holds on the ground." - Lindland on Souza.
"I might not be down at the disco club out in the ghetto" - Lindland