Split

== Transcript ==
(Episode begins with HBRS waking up in the new and improved mansion)
HBRS: Well time for another lovely day.
(He notices one of Steve’s random potions laying on the floor)
HBRS: Whatever.
(A drop touches his skin and all of a sudden he begins to split apart from himself into all of his split personalities)
Harold: Wait, I’m just me, and not any of those other three idiots?
Bill: I guess so.
Reginald: That hurts my FEELINGS!
Scott: Guys shut up!
(Cut to the four emerging from the room)
Granite: Hey what’s going on?
Bill: We split.
Granite: Interesting. Well first things first, congrats on final ten, you are now all playing an individual game!
Reginald: Yeah some of us especially.
Granite: Well here. The first individual challenge will be to find a way to remerge HBRS!
Girly Teengirl: Ooooh, it’s just like putting together a puzzle!
Krabs: Yeah, except nothing like that.
Grandpa SquarePants: Good thing I was trained!
Jenkins: You weren’t trained in anything you old coop.
Triton: Guys shut up I’ll just use my powers.
Granite: I’m gonna have to ban that from this challenge unfortunately.
Triton: Dammit! 
Girly Teengirl: Why don’t you just use your *muscles*?
Triton: Not sure if I could squeeze HBRS back together. 
Reginald: Well Harold is the only one who wants to put us back together so I forfeit.
Scott: I forfeit too.
Jenkins: Ha, those losers. 
Bill: Wait guys we can put ourselves back together and win theoretically.
Keanu: This is all very confusing. I might as well travel back in time again. Wait, that’s a genius idea.
Triton: What?
Keanu: Can you shoot me back in time 25 minutes ago?
Triton: Don’t know where you’re going with this but okay.
(Triton sends Keanu back in time and the hosts don’t notice; Keanu arrives while everybody is still asleep and goes to HBRS’ room$
HBRS: Keanu?
Keanu: Hey before you split yourself apart by touching that potion, why don’t you come with me?
HBRS: Alright.
(Keanu grabs HBRS and brings him back to the present)
Scott: Wait what?
(All four counterparts cease to exist)
Girly Teengirl: Hey, what just happened?
Gale Doppler: I think somebody just won.
Keanu: I did.
Granite: Noice. Alright let’s go to the table and there you will nominate two people.
(The group goes to the table)
Keanu: Well I’m nominating both of these people because they’re still technically a duo and I want to make sure all duos are split up swiftly. So I’m nominating Perch and Gale.
Gale: Last name Doppler.
Perch: Oh shut the hell up.
Granite: Well guys vote either Gale Doppler or Perch Perkins to be evicted!
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