Crazy Dave Interview 1

Me: And today, we are interviewing, the one and only, CRAZY DAVE!
Audience: *cheering*
Crazy Dave: Hello! *sits down*
Me: So, Crazy Dave, how did you make your own store?
Crazy Dave: I decided to.
Me: That's it?
Crazy Dave: Yep!
Me: But-
Crazy Dave: I eat food off the floor.
Me: You haven't answered my-
Crazy Dave: I'll give you 100 diamonds for all your plants.
Me: I SAID-
Crazy Dave: Wabby wabbo.
Me: CRAZY DAVE I-
Crazy Dave: Wait, I got a text message from my pal, Harvey. *reads message* "I just farted in someone's face. L O L smileyface."
Me: Why do you keep doing some random stuff?
Crazy Dave: BECAUSE I'M CRAAZY!
Me: I-
Crazy Dave: Good luck.
Me: BUT I'M NOT EVEN READY TO KILL ZOMBIES!
Crazy Dave: You are now. LAWN APPEAR NOW
-5 minutes later-
Me: Hah! You can't summon the lawn- Uh oh.
~lawn appears~
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy Dave: By the way, I took all your plants. HERE'S THE 100 DIAMONDS I PROMISED! *runs*
Me: But I didn't- GRRR......CRAZY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *runs to boss* YOU BETTER PAY ME AN EXTRA 300 DOLLARS FOR THIS!
Boss: BUT-
Me: NO BUTS! *runs away*
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