He/Him/Hisoka

He/Him/Hisoka (サイコ殺人レイプ ピエロ) is a prominent Nen-user and icon of the LGBT community, as well as a registered Hunter, registered sex offender, and member of the MAP Union.
== Appearance ==
He/Him/Hisoka, or Hisoka for short, is an ultra queer magical clown with a psychotic, erotic, narcotic look in his eyes at every single minute of the day. He wears exotic clothes the colors of candy and has face paint representing a drop of cum and the Joestar family birthmark on his cheeks (facial cheeks, his ass has been shown and the other cheeks do not share such painted characteristics). Hisoka is also ripped as all hell because of his street fighting life style and the workout that keeping his lust low gives him.
== Personality ==
Hisoka is pure evil and wants to fight and kill other strong combatants purely for sexual pleasure and will kill his friends and those they love just to get a big fat juicy nut. He's also a known p*dophile that assaults fighters regardless of age. Despite knowing this, heroes often casually hang out and team up with Hisoka because of he/his overwhelming charisma. It's believed he has a serial killer effect, where he's so handsome and likeable that any atrocity he does is easily ignored. Hisoka is also passionately gay and horny to an absurd degree.
== Abilities ==
* Bungee Cum: He/Him/Hisoka's nen ability is a sticky, elastic pink substance that has a slight salty smell to it. As such, it has the properties of both rubber and cum, with a trace amount of Pepto Bismol for coloring, and possibly for recovery after the anal assault Hisoka typically initiates mid-combat. Bungee Cum is extremely versatile and a perfect multi-tool.
* Texture Surprise: I'm too lazy to write this, visit the Hunter x Hunter wiki to know more.
* Retard Strength: Hisoka possesses incredible raw power beyond his trademark ability, able to throw hands with top tier fighters across the known universe.
* Hunterchad Brain: Hisoka has read Hunter x Hunter and thus is able to process advanced calculometry and think in flow charts all while focusing on a tricky fight. He's usually three steps ahead in any scenario.