Transcripts/Dashing Through the Plaza

LMB theme song
:[holiday music]
:Wyatt: [laughs]
:Alicia Uskova: Ahhh!
:Colin Bianca: Ahhh!
:[whoosh!]
:[people gasp]
:Jason: [panting] Sorry I'm late, everybody. Hard to park at the plaza at this time of year.
:Vincent: That's why we carpooled.
:Jason: Ugh. Really gotta start checking my texts.
:Martin: Why didn't you just run to the plaza?
:Jason: [laughs nervously] I learned the hard way that high velocity and icy sidewalks don't mix well.
:Luna: Now that we're all here, who wants to go first?
:Jason: For what? What are we doing?
:Luna: The secret present switcheroo!
:Jason: That's today?!
:Vincent: Remember? We pulled names from Dennis' boot when she forgot her hat.
:Dennis: Do you mean my lucky boot.
:Jason: Uhhhhmmm...
:Martin: Didn't get that text either, huh?
:Jason: Oh, yeah! N-No, yeah, uh, I did! Um, I just have to... go to the bathroom!
:[whoosh!]
:[whoosh!]
:Jason: Sorry! I forgot! I can't believe I forgot to get Vincent a present! [panting] How am I supposed to find a present in the next five minutes?!
:[beat]
:Jason: Oh, yeah. I'm at the plaza. This is where presents are born. For sake of fidelity, I won't let you down, Vinny.
:[whoosh!]
:Jason: A line?!
:[whoosh!]
:Jason: Ugh! An even longer line?! Really?! Come on!
:[whoosh!]
:[indistinct chattering]
:Jason: [groans]
:[whoosh!]
:[indistinct chattering]
:Jason: Please no line, please no line, please no line...! What is with the plaza being so crowded on the holidays?! Some of us have last-minute shopping to do! [groans]
:Lucinta Putra: Need to cut the line?
:Jason: Yes! I would do anything—!
:[beat]
:Jason: Undo! It's been less than three seconds! Doesn't count, what I said!
:Lucinta Putra: Jason. It's me – Miss Awesome. Come on into Putra's Workshop, your home for everything from wi-fi shoelaces to... uh... regular shoes and... smaller shoes? Uh, how's it going again? Come on into your home for everything from wi-fi shoelaces to, uh... just plain old regular shoes and... Ugh. How's it going again?
:Jason: You work here, Lady Lucy?
:Lucinta Putra: [chuckles] Not for long if I can't remember our slogan, but yeah. Since we're buddies, I'll let you jump the line.
:Jason: Uh, thanks, but I don't know if "buddies" is exactly the word I'd use. [whispering] No! You gotta be nice. But only because you love Vincent.
:Lucinta Putra: Vincent? Follow me, you handsome.
:[]
:Lucinta Putra: This is so Vincentius. A high-tech basketball hoop. Oooh! It's yelling at you to "get good!" when you miss a three-pointer, so you're always motivated to reach your athletic performance goals.
:Jason: Uhhh... I want that, but... no, I don't think Vincent would.
:Lucinta Putra: Cool! I knew you'd love it!
:Jason: No, no, no. I'm not here for me. I need a gift for Vincent.
:Lucinta Putra: Got it.
:[squeak]
:Lucinta Putra: How 'bout these?
:Jason: Aah! Ooh. They look expensive.
:Lucinta Putra: They are! And when you wear them, it takes everything you see and turns it into an urban landscape.
:[game SFX]
:Jason: Even forests with cute animals?
:Lucinta Putra: Absolutely nonexistent when you're wearing these bad guys!
:Jason: Uhhh... nah. I don't think Vincent would like that.
:Lucinta Putra: Right, right, right. My bad, my bad. One sec.
:[toy squeaking]
:Lucinta Putra: [in singsong] Oh, yoo-hoo! Jaa... soooon? [laughs] How about this?
:Jason: What's that, lady?
:Lucinta Putra: It's for high-fiving when you're really far away or when you're really short. Like— [grunts] —or like— [grunts] —or maybe— [grunts] —oh, come on— [grunts] —you know? [grunts]
:Jason: What?! That's not a gift! That's not for anybody! Who would want this?!
:Snips: [laughs] Oh, this thing rules! Snails is gonna love it!
:Jason: What are your suggestions? Do you even know Vincent?
:Lucinta Putra: Who?
:Jason: Your diplomatic boy!
:Lucinta Putra: I know, I know. I-I was joking. Sorry. Look. I know a gift that will make Vincent super-happy. I'll grab it for you now.
:Jason: [groans]
:Lucinta Putra: Here it is! He'll love it. Instant camera. Around this time last year, Vincent's favorite instant camera broke. He really wanted another one. Get someone something they'd never get themselves. Trust me.
:Jason: Huh. That's actually... a great idea! [laughs] Thanks, Lady Lucy. You're amazing! [whoosh!]
:Lucinta Putra: Right on!
:[whoosh!]
:Jason: [panting]
:Luna: And who got Vincent?
:Jason: [panting] Standing here the whole time! Here you go, Vinny!
:Vincent: [gasps] An instant camera? I love it!
:Jason: You do?
:Vincent: It's perfect for fun candidate photos. Lady Lucy got one for me last year after my first one broke.
:Jason: She did?! [groans] I should've known. I'm sorry—
:Vincent: Now that I have two, I can finally do two-angle instant photo bear cub candidates! [giggles] Thank you, Jason!
:[holiday montage music]
:[mini-party cannon squeaks]
:[camera clicking]
:Snails: You got me the same thing that I got you?!
:Snips and Snails: High-five!
:Snails: [sobs]
:Snips: You... Y-You crying, Snails?
:Snails: No. Friendship means never having to say "high-five".
:THE END
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