Snakadamia

Snakadamia Tallyhall, generally known as Snake, is the current ruler of Landysandia and a large part of Arc One and Arc Two.
== Physical Description ==
Snake is a fifteen-foot-long green snake-adjacent creature. They have yellow eyes and are frequently seen wearing piss-yellow mascara on their nonexistent eyelashes. They have multiple horns, but this number varies throughout artwork (generally three or four per side). Snake has two penises.
Snake usually does not wear clothes, but wore a suit-dress hybrid made of dried piss at their wedding to Pisscabinet. Snake also carries an emo backpack as a college student.
== Powers and Abilities ==
* Immortality
* Bonker summoning
* S l i t h e r i n g 
== Biographical ==
=== Prequel Arc ===
Snake receives a letter inviting them to enroll at the Bonking Academy of Landysandia for Bonkers in Training, which they note as 'the best bonking school in the whole world'. Snake notes that despite bonking careers booming in popularity after a Carl scandal, they want to be a bonker because they consider them the 'cooler police'.
=== Arc One ===
Roughly 6.9 years before the rest of this arc, Snake offered glilk to Sandy Boy. Over time they fell in love and were wed.
At an unknown point in time, Snake joined the Bonk Corps and became the first-in-command, meeting Pcab. The pair apprehend the cheating Sandy and the home wrecking Muscle Man with the help of an unnamed boa constrictor. After bonking him in sync, they hold a public execution. 
Snake and Pcab have their first date in the converted Bonk Closet, where they share Sandy Boy's belly fat.
=== Arc Two ===
Snake and Pcab get married at a gazebo behind the Sand Castle. Snake does 666 shots at the afterparty, putting Jack Daniels out of business.
The next day, the pair travel to Mount Everest for their honeymoon via a Boeing 4047 stolen by Pcab. After the thirteen-hour flight, they take a taxi to their hotel. On the remainder of the walk there, it's noted by Pcab that Snake would have exceptionally horny knees if they had them at all. They go skiing and Snake breaks their entire lower body.
Snake helps Pcab and Isaac with Octa's body after the brutal assault on him by Ily. Snake encourages Pcab as she eats the face of Nurse Karen. 
They kidnap Carl and take him to Hell to find Octa's soul. They are joined by Rainy, Pcab, and Muscle Man. Snake is able to find the location of Octa due to Satan owing them a favor. After finding him, Snake visits Lust Starbucks while the rest of the group returns to the Landysandia Dungeons. 
After their return, Snake serves as a witness at lIy's trial in favor of her conviction.
Category:Tallyhall Family
Category:Inserts
Category:Landysandia residents
Category:Hell residents