Rule of Fashion: Queen Leni/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: February 19, 2005
Episode Copyrighted: 2004
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
*Episode starts*
At The Loud House, In Lori and Leni’s room.
Leni Loud: *hums, then screams in joy* OMGosh!
Ms. Carmichael: Good day, girl. I am…
Leni Loud: I know who you are! *closes our bedroom door*
In the Living Room.
Lincoln Loud: Ah, there’s nothing like SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ah, there's nothing like spending quality time with my Gare-Gare.
Lady on TV: Jason, I have to be honest. There's someone else. *grabs an elderly fish*
Man on TV: Grandpa!
Leni Loud: *breaks through window and breaks TV* SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, help! He's onto me! I don't have much time! *Makes a fire in the living room and burns some of their books*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, what are you doing?
Patrick Star: I don’t know.
Leni Loud: I have to get rid of these books! *shows "ACE SAVVY" book*
Lincoln Loud: Why?
Leni Loud: I'll show you why. *shoves SpongeBob, Patrick, and Lincoln's face into our window looking at the pink starfish* See him? He's from the library. He knows about my fashion comic books.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps*
Leni Loud: Uh-huh. Which means I'm gonna get thrown into the big house. And you know what that means…
Lincoln Loud: Small portion meals?
Patrick Star: Exactly!
Leni Loud: *cries*
Lincoln Loud: Leni, don't you worry. I got your back, lady.
Later, Outside at The Loud House, SpongeBob approaches Ms. Carmichael outside.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi there.
Ms. Carmichael: Salutations, young one. Say, you wouldn't happen to know that the queen that lives under this rock, would you?
Lincoln Loud: Huh? No, we don't know any starfish. Even if we did know this "alleged" starfish, Leni wouldn't owe any overdue library books. *slams my hands over my mouth*
Patrick Star: Ooh.
Ms. Carmichael: *chuckles* Well, it's too bad you don't know Leni Loud, because I am from the Royal Ministry, and have a gift for her. *takes out a crown*
Leni Loud: *runs through The Loud House wall and it breaks* Ooh, what is it? *takes it and tries to bite and lick it* OMGosh this is the worst-tasting gift ever!
Ms. Carmichael: That's because you're supposed to wear it, not eat it. Allow me to show you something. *searches around in my pants* Let's see here. Aha! What I hold in my hands is a family tree that goes back centuries. It starts with the marriage of King Amoeba and Queen Mildew. Then, through a few inbred generations, ends at you, Sir Leni, which makes you a descendant of royalty. You are a queen. And now it's time I adjourn to the Royal Ministry, where I should be at your service. Your Highness. *bows and leaves*
Lincoln Loud: Wow, Leni, that's great!
Queen Leni Loud: What is?
Lincoln Loud: That you're queen!
Queen Leni Loud: What's a queen?
Lincoln Loud: When you're a queen, you can get anything you want..
Queen Leni Loud: Anything I want? *my stomach grumbles* SpongeBob, do you think we can get something to eat?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Your wish is my command, your majesty. *laughs*
Cut to Krusty Krab where SpongeBob, Patrick and Lincoln enter with medieval clothes on.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Good townspeople, let us rejoice in welcoming our new queen.
Queen Leni Loud: *enters, wearing my crown and a royal cloak*
Patrick Star: Queen needs food.
Queen Leni Loud: Queen needs food badly.
Mr. Krabs: What's this all ab... *gasps and sees Leni's crown and dollar signs appear in my eyes* Well, well, well. What can I do for you, Leni?
Lincoln Loud: The queen.
Patrick Star: Excuse me.
SpongeBob SquarePants: The queen would like…
Mr. Krabs: Zip it, SquarePants... I'm talking to the rich guy.
Queen Leni Loud: I'll have ten Krabby Patties, a smoothie, large fries…
Lola Loud: *zips to Leni* Pardon?
Mr. Krabs: I've got a better idea. *cut to a bunch of food on the table and Patrick chewing loudly* A buffet fit for a queen.
Queen Leni Loud: *belches* Tasty.
Mr. Krabs: Listen, Leni, there comes a time in every man's life when he's got to settle down. You know, get a wife, kids, a father-in-law you give all your money to.
Queen Leni Loud: Uh-huh, that sounds great. Hey, can I get a little more ketchup?
Lola Loud: Ketchup?
Mr. Krabs: *holds a check* How about you pay the check, instead?
Queen Leni Loud: Oh, sorry, Mr. Krabs, no can do. As queen of Bikini Bottom and Royal Woods, I am allowed to have anything I want. Isn't that right, guys?
Patrick Star: Yeah, you are a queen, Leni.
Lincoln Loud: Cool.
SpongeBob SquarePants: That is correct. Anything you want, and it's all free.
Mr. Krabs: All free?!!? *kicks them out* Nobody eats in me restaurant for free, queen or no queen!
Lola Loud: And stay out, you losers!
Harold the fish: *walks out with a drink and Krabby Patty*
Queen Leni Loud: Are you gonna eat that?
Harold the fish: I was planning to, why?
Queen Leni Loud: I want it. *takes them*
Harold the fish: Hey! What gives you the right to take my food?
Queen Leni Loud: *eats the Krabby Patty* Tell him, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Uhh, Leni, We're not sure this is what being queen is all about.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah.
Queen Leni Loud: I thought you said I could have anything I want. Was my bestest friend lying to me?
Lincoln Loud: *chuckles* Don't be ridiculous, Leni. We'd never lie to you.
Queen Leni Loud: Good! Now tell him.
Lincoln Loud: Hi. By proclamation of the Royal Ministry, the queen is entitled to get whatever he wants. *chuckles*
Harold the fish: This isn't fair. *walks off*
Queen Leni Loud: Life isn't fair, pal. Get used to it.
Fish: I finally did it! At long last, I've acquired issue #2 of Wonder Space Fish, and in mint condition. Now my 40 year-old life and my comic book collection are complete. Mom's gonna be so proud of me. *bumps into Leni*
Queen Leni Loud: No, she won't be, because these fashion comic books are mine!
Fish: But, I've spent my entire life collecting those.
Queen Leni Loud: Yeah, well, now you can spend the rest of your life crying about it. I'm the queen!
Fish: I will cry about it. *cries* I'll cry right to my mom! *runs off, cries*
Patrick Star: *laughs*
Queen Leni Loud: I love being queen.
At The Loud House, Lincoln is playing video games.
Lincoln Loud: *plays video games*
Queen Leni Loud: *walks in to Lincoln* Hey, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Hey Leni, you're the queen.
Queen Leni Loud: Yes, I am.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ok, thank you, sir. I'm sure Queen Leni could use this walker.
Old Man Walker: I hope so. Neptune knows I did. *falls over* Oof!
Patrick Star: Hey, Lincoln!
Queen Leni Loud: Hey, Lincoln look I'm wearing a queen outfit.
Lincoln Loud: Yes, sire?
At Squidward's House
Squidward Tentacles: Hello, sunshine. *chuckles then yawns and walks over to my window* What a beautiful morning. Just perfect. *falls over from side to side in my house*
Leni is using a crane to move Squidward's house out of the way.
Queen Leni Loud: Back. Back. Okay. Yeah, that's good. *crane drops the house* Perfect.
Squidward Tentacles: *climbs out of my upstairs window and stutters* My-my-my house. What's happened to my...huh? *sees SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni and growls their names* SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Leni. *explodes* What the barnacles is going on here?! Look at what you've guys done. Look at my poor front yard.
Patrick Star: Your front yard?
Lincoln Loud: Umm, het royal highness is building a royal Ferris Wheel.
Squidward Tentacles: Ferris Wheel?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I know, isn't it great?
Squidward Tentacles: No, it's not great! It's horrible! Oh, that's it! Stop! People of the city, stop! Stop! Leni's no queen. Look at her. How can this pink blob be queen?
Queen Leni Loud: *looks stupidly* Uh…
Squidward Tentacles: *rushes to a worker, on her knees, and grabs her shirt* You. Do you honestly believe that that mindless starfish can possibly be the king of anything?
Queen Leni Loud: *puts his hand in my mouth*
Squidward Tentacles: Queen of Morons, maybe.
Worker: She might be onto something.
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, see? Uh-huh. See? *notices that the crowd willingly agrees*
Crowd: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Man: Why are we giving this guy all our stuff?
The crowd angrily walks away.
Squidward Tentacles: See? See? You're not a queen. And now, they all think so, *long pause* too!
Queen Leni Loud: *enraged* Get him! Attack! Attack! *pants with Squidward giving a confused facial expression* Lincoln, get him! So I decree. Attack!
Lincoln Loud: Uh, right away, your majesty.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *rushes towards Squidward* Umm, Squidward?
Squidward Tentacles: *grits my teeth* What?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Umm, could I get you to sign this treaty promising your eternal loyalty to Queen Leni?
Squidward Tentacles: *takes decree* Give me that! A treaty, huh? Well, here's what I think of your treaty!
Slide transition cuts to The Loud House, in Lori and Leni's room.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *rolls it up and shoves it onto my face*
Queen Leni Loud: *to SpongeBob, Patrick and Lincoln* My royal such have been deserted me. And it's all 'cause of that horrible Squidward.
Patrick Star: Stupid Squidward. This is all his fault. His, his, not mine, his! *crackles and bangs*
Lincoln Loud: Leni, you know, Mr. Krabs is probably wondering where we are...and…
Queen Leni Loud: And what…
SpongeBob SquarePants: And, um, well...it's just that, um, you're kinda being a jerk.
Patrick Star: What?
Queen Leni Loud: I'm just saying.
Lincoln Loud: Well, we have to go now.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star: Yes.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star and Lincoln Loud: *leaves*
Queen Leni Loud: SpongeBob! Patrick! Lincoln! *claps my hands twice* Well everybody's gone. *sees spider, then screams* Aaah, Spider! Spider! *bumps into the Royal Ministry Ms. Carmichael* Huh? Oh, it's, it's you! *thrusts the crown at the Ms. Carmichael* Here, here, take it. I don't want it anymore. It's turned me into a spider.
Ms. Carmichael: Oh, I think I know what's going on here. Leni, with great power comes great responsibility.
Leni is shaking and whimpering.
Ms. Carmichael: You haven't a clue what I just told you, do you?
Leni Loud: No. Uh-uh.
Ms. Carmichael: Oh, just as well. I've come to take the crown back, as it seems that you aren't royalty after all.
Leni Loud: Huh?
Ms. Carmichael: *takes out family history* I've discovered this coffee stain, which upon removal, reveals that Sir Gary is the true heir to the king's crown. *removes the stain to show Gary's picture on the family history parchment*
Leni Loud #2: Hey, Leni.
Leni Loud: OMGosh It's me. I'm you.
Leni Loud #2: And I'm you.
Leni Loud clones #1 and #2: *hugs each other*
Lincoln Loud: *come to Leni clones #1 and #2*
Leni Loud clones #1 and #2: Hey, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: 2 Lenis. Thank you Leni clones.
Leni Loud: Bye, Leni.
Leni Loud #2: Bye.
Cut to Gary having a crown put on his head, SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni dressed in medieval clothes.
Lincoln Loud: Well, Gary you're the king.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, would you look at that. Gary, you're royalty!
King Gary the Snail: *smiles* Meow?
*It says “THE END” Episode ends*
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