All the Tabloids

by Z. Robins
Preface 
:From P.B. Shelley's "A Defense of Poetry" 
"The great secret.. is love; or a going out of our own nature, and an identification of ourselves with the beautiful which exists in thought, action, of person not our own... The great instrument of good is the imagination; and poetry administers to the effect by acting upon the cause. 
:.... Poetry is the record of the best and happiest moments of the happiest and best minds....
:.... Poets are the hierophants of an unapprehended inspiration; the mirrors of the gigantic shadows which futurity casts upon the present." 
:From Dylan Thomas's "Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Night" 
:"Do not go gentle into that good night,
:Old age should burn and rave at close of day
:Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
All the Tabloids in the Rack at Lucky's Express Lane 
:Simpson meet Elvis and they found the Lord.....
:A reformed Jim Swagart taught them to pray.....
:And Slater escaped in a brand new Ford..... 
:Half dressed cave women washed up in a fjord.....
:Tom Cruise has announced that he is now gay.....
:And Slater escaped in a brand new Ford..... 
:Simpson met Elvis and they found the Lord.....
:"I had my own brother," said Tammie Fay.....
:Brad Pitt landed hard in Betty Ford..... 
:Hollywood sex stars kidnapped Peter Dord.....
:Flesh eating germs will kill us someday.....
:And Slater escaped in a brand new Ford..... 
:Simpson meet Elvis and they found the Lord.....
:Virgin Mary's grace shows Bobbit the way.....
:Studies show that hate crime numbers have soared..... 
:Rush Limbaugh fans attack in a mad hoard.....
:Buddha announced his new world tour in May.....
:Simpson meet Elvis and they found the Lord.....
:And Slater escaped in a brand new Ford.....