King Alfonso Headache

King Alfonso was the 11th place finisher in Dravivor: Tahiti. He is mainly known from hitting on literally everyone in the RP due to his hyperactive sex drive, being really smelly, and his showmance with Turid.
==Bio==
Name (Age): King Alfonso Headache (22)
Tribe Designation: idk
Current Residence: Switzerland
Occupation: Part time admin, full time lover.
Personal Claim to Fame: Rising to power on my ORG wiki.
Inspiration in Life: Myself, obvious. And Joshie, luv him.
Hobbies: Skyping with teenagers, banning people, having lots of sex.
Pet Peeves: People defying me, rejection, people making fun of my amazing body.
3 Words to Describe You: All knowing god.
If You Could Have 3 Things on The Island What Would They Be and Why?
My loverboy, Joshie. My laptop, and a year's supply of lube is all I need.
SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: I am most like Boston Rob, obviously.
Reason for Being on DRAVIVOR: I will win.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive” DRAVIVOR: I can give good sex to you.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole DRAVIVOR: I can give good sex to you.
==Dravivor: Tahiti==
TBA