Daddy Pig Kills Gary

Daddy Pig Kills Gary is the fifteenth episode of The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show, and the fifth episode of the second season. It was guest-written by (who also made the title card) and released on April 7, 2022.
== Transcript ==
[Opens at SpongeBob's House]
SpongeBob: Hey Daddy Pig, can you watch Gary well I go on a date with Sandy?
Daddy Pig: Yeah, whatever.
SpongeBob: Great! See ya in 2 hours! *leaves*
Gary: Meow.
Daddy Pig: I'm gonna go have a pretzel. *walks over to kitchen* Time to get the salt!
Narrator: Daddy Pig us going to salt his prezel.
Daddy Pig: *drops salt* Where's the sa- OH MY WORD!
Gary: Meeeeeeowwwww! *dies*
Narrator; Oh no. Daddy Pig has killed Gary the snail.
Daddy Pig: I must cover this up!
French Narrator: 2 hours and one cover-up later...
Spongebob: I'm home! Hey Daddy Pig, where's gare-bare?
Daddy Pig: Idk. Also don't go in the kitchen.
SpongeBob: Why?
Daddy Pig: Uhh.... Uhh.... Go have sex with Sandy.
SpongeBob: Ok! *leaves*
Daddy Pig: Phew! Got that out of the way! Now, time to watch TV!
Narrator: Daddy Pig doesn't care about Gary.
Daddy Pig: Shut up! Hmmm... I'm gonna go despose of Gary's corspe in the nearest dumpster *goes outside*
Mummy Sheep: What are ya doing, Daddy Pig?
Daddy Pig: Just desposing of some trash.
Mummy Sheep: Hey, isn't that Gary's shell?
Daddy Pig: Uhhh... no.
Mummy Sheep: Ok. *leaves*
Daddy Pig: That was a close one!
French Narrator: Later that morning...
[Daddy Pig's phone rings]
Daddy Pig: (Half Asleep) *awnser's phone^ what?
SpongeBob: Hi Daddy Pig! Just letting you know I'll be back home by noon. I'm gonna go put a missing notice for Gary at the police station.
Daddy Pig: Spongebob, I have to tell you something.
SpongeBob: What?
Daddy Pig. I killed Gary. I can explain! I was making pretzels, and accidentally dropped some salt on Gary!
SpongeBob: Eh, don't worry about it!
Daddy Pig: Why?
SpongeBob; I was also gonna go to a pet shop, get a snail that looks identical to Gary, and also name it Gary.
Daddy Pig: Oh. I might as well tell Mummy Sheep the truth that I was actually throwing away Gary's shell too...
SpongeBob: Ok! Gotta go! *hangs up*
[Episode Ends]
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