If Meggy And Desti Lived In 1998/Transcript

== Opening: The Turf War ==
(The animation opens up with the Envy Octoling Intro, and then fades to black. The scene fades in to an interview room in the year 2023, where a 42 year-old Inkling woman named "Meggy", and a 39 year-old Octoling woman named "Desti" enters the room. They both sit down as a 70 year-old English named "Reginald" man enters the room, and sits down)
Reginald: Hello, ladies. I'm Reginald, but you can call me "Reggie", or even just "Reg".
Meggy: Nice to meet you.
Desti: Nice name.
Reginald: Thank you, it was my father's name. *Clears throat* Girls, I brought you both here, so I could interview you about... "That day"...
Desti: Could you be more specific?
Reginald: November 25th, 1998.
Desti: Oh, THAT day...
Meggy: That was 25 years ago, Reg.
Desti: Why THAT day out of any other day?
Reginald: A lot of things happened that day, and you two were the main focuses of that day, also the day before, and the day before that.
Desti: Well, we'll try our best, and explain what happened that day, and even the day before, and the day after.
Reginald: This is going to be recorded, if that's okay with you two. There is a camera to your right. Just try not to look into it.
Desti: Yeah, we can do that.
Reginald: Let's start with what you two know, or at least what you two remember...
Meggy: Well, it all started with the "Turf War" from the second night before that day, which was the night of November 22nd, 1998...
(The scene cuts to black, and then changes to a city called "Inkopolis" in the year 1998, where 17 year-old Meggy and 14 year-old Desti are competing in a game called "Turf War" against each other. The camera cuts to Meggy, who just got hit in the face with purple ink, which was shot by Desti and her gang, who are known as "Octoposse")
Meggy: OW! DAMMIT, YOU GUYS! THAT REALLY HURT!
Desti: *Imitating Meggy* "OW! THAT REALLY HURT! WAH, WAH, WAH!" *Normal voice* Grow up, redhead! It's just a blast of ink!
(Desti makes Octoposse laugh, angering Meggy)
Meggy: *Angrily* Grr!
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Reginald: So, you two were basically "Rivals".
Desti: Yes.
Meggy: Pretty much.
Desti: We knew each other when I started the 7th Grade, and Meggy was in the 10th Grade.
Reginald: I see.
(The camera cuts to a Sport Commenter named Chris Inksworth, where he is watching the Turf War as he gives real-time commentary of the game on National Television)
Chris: Yo! We're coming to you live from the Humpback Pump Track! Where the 11th Turf War of 1998 is taking place right now! I'm your host, Chris Inksworth! Here are the Squid Sisters, Callie and Marie, with me right now!
Callie & Marie: Hey, everyone!
Chris: This week, we have The Splat Squad going up against Octoposse! The Splat Squad is being lead by Meggy Spletzer, while Octoposse is being lead by Desti! *Under his breath* Whose last name was never legally confirmed... Let's go to the audience.
(The camera cuts to the main audience, who are cheering on the teams that they're betting their money on. We are then introduced to a few characters, their names are Henry, Jake, Mindy, Hailey, Morgan and Francis)
Jake: C'mon, Megzie! You can do it! I believe in you! And also the other team members...
Francis: Yeah! Your team better win this game! I betted all of the Powerpuff Girl figurines I had!
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Desti: That show was quite new back then. The 18th was when the first episode came out.
Meggy: I actually watched a bit of it, despite my age, you know, being 17 at the time.
(The camera cuts to DJ Octavio, who is the Leader of the Octarians, and Desti's father)
DJ Octavio: Go, Desti! I know you'll win!
Desti: Thanks, dad!
DJ Octavio: That's my tough little girl!
(The camera pans out slightly to reveal many Octo Troopers with weapons, guarding DJ Octavio)
Brother #1: Alpha #1, any sign of trouble?
Alpha #1: Negative, I've got nothing.
Brother #1: Affirmative.
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Reginald: Your father? HE is your father?
Desti: Yep, he's my father. He may seem scary at first, but he's a really good dad.
(The camera cuts back to the arena, where Meggy and Desti get into a scuffle by accidently tackling each other to the ground)
Meggy & Desti: AH!
(Desti gets back up from the ground and then aims her blaster at Meggy)
Desti: "Goodnight", Squid-girl!
Meggy: Oh, no...
(Desti fires purple ink at Meggy, splattering her into a puddle of orange ink, offscreen)
Henry: Ow... That's gonna leave a mark...
(The audience cheers for Desti and her team. The camera cuts back to Chris and the Squid Sisters)
Chris: Whoa! What a total wipe out for Meggy! Desti got her REAL good!
Mindy: Oh, no! Meggy!
(Meggy respawns at her Spawn Point. Meggy's coach, who's name is Bradly, comes up to Meggy to talk to her)
Bradly: *Slaps Meggy in the face* What happened out there, Spletzer?! You had her, but then SHE had YOU!
Meggy: I'm sorry, coach. I'm just a little bit tired and moody today, that's all!
Bradly: You've gotta get back out there and finish that Octoling! She's much younger than you are! You're better than that no-good, self-centered, cold-hearted Emo Fish Girl! Do it, Meggy! Do it! Not only for me, but also for Oneshot Wren, and your father, Richard! As well as your mother. Now get back out there, and make me and everyone else proud! Blast her back to the '80s where she belongs!
Meggy: Yes, sir!
(Meggy runs back into the arena)
Letrelle: Meggy! Hey! What did the coach say?
Meggy: He said to keep trying! Now let's get in the game!
Letrelle: If you say so!
Chris: Alright, folks! We have 30 seconds on the clock! You all know the game! The team that can cover the arena with their ink the most wins the Turf War!
(The camera cuts to Desti and her team, Octoposse)
Desti: C'mon, girls! You heard that joke of a host!
Chris (In the background): I heard that!
Desti: *To Chris* Whatever, short stuff!
Chris (In the background): Hey! Don't judge me! I'm only 16!
Desti: Well, I'm 14, and I'm bigger than you, so shut up! *To Octoposse* We don't have a second to lose! C'mon!
(Meggy rushes into the arena with her Splattershot and fires ink at Desti, which she dodges)
Desti: Is that it? Haha! Pathetic!
Meggy: *Angrily* Grr!
(Meggy takes out a Splat Bomb, and throws it at Desti and her team)
Meggy: Let's see you manage THIS!
(The Splat Bomb explodes, covering the area where Octoposse were standing)
Desti: AH!
Meggy: "Is that it? Haha! Pathetic!"
(Desti loses her cool with Meggy)
Desti: *Angrily* Get her!
Meggy: Oh, no...
Letrelle: Run, Meggy!
(Desti and her team, Octoposse, surround Meggy and her team, The Splat Squad)
Meggy: They've surrounded us!
Letrelle: What happened to our other teammates?
Meggy: They got injured! They had to go home!
Letrelle: Crap! This isn't good...
Desti: Splatter them!
(Desti and her team, Octoposse, splatter Meggy's team, The Splat Squad. The timer goes off, ending the Turf War)
Chris: Oooh... And we have a winner! I think.
(The audience goes silent, waiting for the winner to be announced. The judges give Chris a note, which has the winning team's name on it)
Chris: Okay! Our Judges have made their decision. The winner is... With 75.4% of the arena covered with their ink... OCTOPOSSE!!!
(The audience cheers for Desti and her team, Octoposse)
Chris: Can the members of the winning team please step forward?
(Desti and her team, Octoposse, step forward onto a platform)
Chris: Our winners, everybody! Desti and her team, Octoposse!
(The audience cheers for Desti and her team, Octoposse, once again)
Chris: Your prize is a check for $50,000, and four tickets to the Squid Sisters' next concert!
Desti: Wow, that's awesome! Thank you! I take back what I said about you!
Chris: Hey, it's my job! *To the camera* We'll be right back after these commercials.
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Desti: That was a lot of money back then, especially for a 14 year-old girl.
Meggy: Not to mention the fact that the Squid Sisters were one of the most popular music producers in all of the '90s.
Desti: Yeah, no kidding! I used to listen to them all the time! I'm surprised they're still making music to this very day, actually.
(The camera cuts to Meggy and her team, The Splat Squad, who are in the changerooms)
Meggy: UGH! I can't believe we lost, *Raises her voice* AGAIN!
Letrelle: Don't worry about it, Meggy. There's always next month. We'll win next time!
Meggy: Yeah, you say that, but then it never happens! Everyone's gonna make fun of me!
Letrelle: No they won't! Just look at Francis! He's a huge Powerpuff Girls fan, and nobody DARES to mess with him!
Meggy: Well, he's HUGE.
Letrelle: You'll be fine, Meggy. Don't worry.
Meggy: Oh, I guess you're right... C'mere...
(Meggy hugs Letrelle)
Letrelle: Aww. Thanks, Meggy.
(The camera cuts to Chris Inksworth and Octoposse)
Chris: So, girls. How does it feel to win another Turf War?
Desti: It feels great, Chris! It makes me and my team feel good knowing that we're better than everyone else!
Chris: Do you girls plan on competing in next month's Turf War?
Desti: Girls?
(Octoposse nods in agreement)
Desti: Yes, we do.
Chris: That's great! You girls will be perfect for next month's Turf War!
Desti: We're always perfect.
Chris: *To the audience* Next month, we have Octoposse once again, and Team... *Reads the paper* Oh... *To Desti* I can't say that...
Desti: Let me see. *Reads the paper* How on earth did they get THAT approved?! Just improvise!
Chris: Okay. *Clears throat* That's right, folks! Octoposse VS Team, uh... "Bucker Nuckers"! Right here! Next month! So, stay tuned for next month's Turf War! This is Chris Inksworth, signing off.
(The audience cheers)
Desti: Okay, girls. Let's head down to the pizzeria.
(Desti and Octoposse leave the arena. The camera cuts to the interview room)
Reginald: What was on the paper?
Desti: "Team F-[BEEP]-cker Nuckers".
Reginald: Oof...
Desti: Yeah... No idea how they got that approved...
(The camera cuts to Meggy and Letrelle)
Meggy: I'm heading home, I need some time to cool off.
(Meggy walks off)
Letrelle: Oh, Meggy...
(The camera cuts to Desti and her team, who are at a pizzeria)
Desti: Did you see the look on Spletzer's face? She was so humiliated!
(The girls laugh)
Desti: You girls did great! If you three keep it up, we'll go straight to tournaments!
Octoposse: Yeah!
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Reginald: That must of been tough for you, Ms. Spletzer.
Meggy: Oh, it was! I felt so humiliated!
(The camera cuts to Meggy, who is at her apartment. She enters her home and collapses onto her couch. She starts talking to a picture of her parents)
Meggy: Hey, mom. Hey, dad...
(The room fills with silence for 5 seconds)
Meggy: No, I didn't win... *Sighs* Again...
(The room fills with silence for 5 more seconds)
Meggy: I feel so humiliated... Desti was just too strong for me...
(The room fills with silence for 5 more seconds)
Meggy: I'm sorry if I disappointed you both...
(The room fills with silence for 5 more seconds)
Meggy: Okay, I'll let you two get back to your great afterlife. I'll talk to you two in the morning. Goodnight.
(Meggy falls asleep on her couch. The camera cuts to Desti, who is in the front yard of her house, which is a mansion)
Garry the Butler: Ah, Desti! Welcome back! Your dinner is ready.
Desti: Thanks, Garry. You're the best. I hope my dad pays you well.
Garry the Butler: Oh-ho! You know I don't do it for the money, Des'. I like spending time with you.
Desti: Aww!
(Desti goes to her room. She looks at a picture of her deceased mother)
Desti: Hey, mom. Guess what, I won! My prize was a check for fifty grand, and tickets to the Squid Sisters' next concert!
(The room fills with silence for 5 seconds)
Desti: I hope you're proud of me. I wish you were there to see me win... Welp, I've had a long night. Goodnight. I love you.
(Desti kisses the picture, and falls asleep. The camera pans out as the scene fades to black. The camera cuts to the interview room)
Reginald: So, that night. How did you feel about each other?
Meggy: I hated Desti's guts. She was such a bully.
Desti: *Smirks* It was fun.
Meggy: *Smirks* Shut up, you.
Reginald: What happened the next day?
Meggy & Desti: Well...
(The camera cuts to black)
== Scene 1: The Fight ==
(The scene changes to Oneshot Wren High School. The camera cuts to Meggy, who is at her locker. Meggy's friends come to Meggy)
Henry: Hey, Meggy. We're just checking in on you. Are you alright?
Meggy: No, not really... I lost another Turf War...
Mindy: We know, we feel terrible for you...
(Meggy sighs)
Jake: If you want, maybe we can go to the cinema and hang out after school today?
Francis: We can watch The Powerpuff Girls together!
Jake: *To Francis* Not. The time. Francis.
Francis: And "Hanging out" is?
Jake: Okay, you got me there...
Meggy: No. I'm just gonna say home after school, I need time to myself... *Sighs* I'll see you later...
(Meggy walks off. She accidently bumps into Desti)
Desti: Hey! Watch it, redhead! You've already embarrassed yourself enough!
Meggy: *Annoyed* No, YOU embarrassed me! So YOU watch it!
Desti: Aw, what's wrong? Are you mad about last night's Turf War? Because I'm not, I kicked your fat butt last night!
(The girls laugh)
Desti: It didn't even feel like a butt, it felt like a damn rock! And when I came in to tackle you, all I could see was your fat butt! That's how big it was!
Francis: Okay, that's enough...
(The girls laugh more)
Meggy: *Covers her backside, embarrassed* Mph...
Jake: How dare you talk to her like that... I'm outta here...
(Jake leaves)
Francis: Well, that wasn't very nice, DEAD-sti...
Desti: What's that supposed to mean?
Francis: I dunno. Your name kinda sounds like that.
Desti: I'm getting a weird vibe from you... You look like the kind of guy who would stab someone...
Francis: You do look like the kind of girl some crazy guy would stab, and I can certainly see where he'd do it...
(Desti and Francis stare at each other)
Francis: I'm just going to leave...
Desti: Yeah, you probably should...
(Francis leaves. The camera cuts to the interview room)
Reginald: Really? That happened?
Desti: Yeah, he made me feel really uncomfortable... I didn't wanna be around him...
(The camera cuts back to the school)
Henry: We'll leave you two alone.
Mindy: Yeah.
(Meggy's friends leave)
Meggy & Desti: *Annoyed* Some friends...
(Meggy and Desti look at each other)
Meggy: Look, I don't want any trouble...
Desti: Okay, redhead. Since your friends aren't here to defend you, I'm going to kick your fat butt again!
(Desti throws a punch toward Meggy, but stops to frighten Meggy)
Desti: Haha! What a baby! If you can't stand my punch, you can't win the next Turf War!
(Meggy throws a punch at Desti, but stops to frighten Desti)
Meggy: *Rudely* Doesn't feel good, does it?
Desti: How DARE you do that to me!
Meggy: Well, how dare YOU do that to ME!
Desti: *Sarcastically* Wow! Your parents taught you well-
Meggy: *Enraged* LEAVE MY PARENTS OUT OF THIS!
Desti: Don't you DARE yell at me like that!
Meggy: *Rudely* Your mother taught you well-
(Desti throws another punch toward Meggy, but stops to frighten Meggy)
Desti: *Bursts out laughing* You're such a baby! Just like your mommy and daddy were!
Meggy: *Enraged* Say that again...
Desti: Um, hello? Are you autistic or something? I said "You're such a baby! Just like your mommy and daddy were!"...
(Meggy punches Desti in the face so hard that she falls to the ground. Everyone is shocked)
Desti: *Crying* OW!
Meggy: *Enraged* I said "Leave my parents out of this!"...
(Octoposse surround Meggy. Desti gets up)
Desti: *Wipes her tears off her face* Right! Hold still as I BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF YOU!
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Meggy: She got me good.
Desti: I totally did.
Meggy: I was lucky that our principal, Mr. Sanders, came in.
Desti: Yeah, if he didn't show up, it could of been much worse.
(The camera cuts back to the school, where Desti beats up Meggy. Mr. Sanders walks in, and witnesses the fight)
Mr. Sanders: Oh, my goodness! Girls! Let her go!
Desti: Crap, it's the principal!
(The girls let Meggy go. Meggy gets angry and starts punching Desti)
Mr. Sanders: Meggy! What in Wren's name are you doing?!
(Meggy stops punching Desti)
Meggy: Uh oh...
Mr. Sanders: My office. Both of you. NOW!
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Desti: We were sent to the office.
Meggy: Yep.
(The scene changes to Mr. Sanders' office, where Mr. Sanders, Meggy and Desti are sitting at a desk)
Mr. Sanders: *Enraged* In all of my 25 years working here as the principal of Oneshot Wren High School, I have NEVER seen ANYTHING like this before! Especially from you, Meggy! You're the one who threw the first punch! And as for you, Desti. You're the one who provoked the punch! I've NEVER seen people punch THIS HARD in a fight before! Both of you are in a lot of trouble!
Desti: *Sarcastically* Oh, what are you gonna do to us? Put us in detention? *Fake fear* Oh, detention! Ah! So scary!
Mr. Sanders: Lose the attitude, missy! You're both getting expelled!
Meggy & Desti: WHAT?!
Mr. Sanders: Because *Points at Meggy* YOUR parents are dead, and *Points at Desti* YOUR only living parent hates my guts, I'll just have to expel you both on the spot!
Meggy: No! Please, Mr. Sanders! I CANNOT get expelled! I live by myself and I-
Mr. Sanders: That's not my problem! My problem is YOUR behavior! Same goes with you, Desti! My son, Wren, did NOT go to this school, get bullied everyday, get bad grades, win a ton of Splatfests, have this very school renamed after him and die, JUST to have YOU TWO fight in HIS school like little children!
Desti: If you expel me, my dad will be visiting you!
Mr. Sanders: I don't care! He's a child in a grown-up's body! That was very immature behavior back there! I have to expel you both!
Meggy & Desti: NO!...
(Mr. Sanders looks out the window, he sees the school bus pull up, he looks at Meggy and Desti)
Mr. Sanders: *Sighs* Alright... Fine... Since I'm a nice guy, I'll just let you both off with a suspension for the rest of the day... But, if you two don't clean up your act and get along by tomorrow, I'll have to expel the both of you for good. Do I make myself clear?
Meggy & Desti: Yes...
Mr. Sanders: Good... Now, there's a fieldtrip tomorrow. Just don't fight, okay?
Meggy & Desti: Okay...
Mr. Sanders: Now, both of you go home. Get out of my office.
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Desti: He was really angry.
Meggy: Yeah.
(The camera cuts back to the school. Meggy and Desti leave Mr Sanders' office, they both glare at each other)
Desti: Listen here, princess. You got saved by the principal, so you may of gotten lucky this time. But tomorrow, he won't be there to save you... *Ominously, in Meggy's face* So, you better watch your step...
(Desti storms off. She pulls out her Motorola Dynatac 8000X and calls her father)
Desti: *To Octavio, via phone* Hey, I just got suspended. Come and pick me up.
DJ Octavio: WHAT?! Why did you get suspended?!
Desti: *To Octavio, via phone* I bashed the unpopular girl, you know, the girl who lost the Turf War last night...
DJ Octavio: That's my tough girl! But seriously, don't ever do that again. It's not okay to hurt people, especially girls... *Sighs* I'll come and get you...
(Desti hangs up and storms off)
Desti: UGH!
(Meggy exits the school and goes home. She enters her house and collapses onto her couch)
Meggy: *To the picture of her parents* Hi, mom. Hi, dad... I got suspended... I punched Desti, you know, the popular girl... She said really mean things to me, and she said really bad things about you two as well, so I attacked her... *Flips onto her back and looks up at the ceiling* It's not really in my nature to hurt people, even those I hate... I feel like such a bad person...
(The scene changes to DJ Octavio, who is on the phone with Mr. Sanders)
DJ Octavio: *To Mr. Sanders, via phone* How DARE you threaten to expel MY daughter! Don't you know who I am?! I'm the Leader of the Octarians! I know where you live, I can just get my Troopers to invade your home! I know where your daughters live, maybe we'll give them a visit too!
(The camera cuts to Desti, she enters her room)
Desti: Unbelievable! Spletzer is gonna get what's coming to her!...
(Desti lays down onto her bed and falls asleep. The camera pans out out as the scene fades to black)
Reginald: So, what happened next?
Meggy: Well, there was a fieldtrip, and-
Desti: Allow me to explain.
Meggy: No, WE'LL explain.
Desti: Right...
== Scene 2: The Field Trip ==
(The camera cuts to Oneshot Wren High School, the students get on a yellow school bus)
Bus Driver: Now remember, kids. Always put your seatbelt on before we drive to places. If I see ANYONE ONE OF YOU without your seatbelt on during this trip, I will THROW A BIG FIT!
(The Bus Driver gets on the bus)
Bus Driver: Oh, wait. I dropped my keys.
(The Bus Driver gets off the bus, and looks on the ground for his keys)
Student: Hey, look! It's the girl who punched by Desti!
(The students look to the right, and see Meggy. They all laugh at Meggy as she tries to cover her face, embarrassed. While the students aren't looking, a tall shadowy figure gets on the bus, and cuts a line on the end of the steering wheel, making the steering wheel easy to snap off)
???: *Giggles, evilly* They're in for a "Big surprise"... Bye bye, terrible children...
(The tall shadowy figure giggles, evilly, and then vanishes into thin air. The camera cuts to the interview room)
Meggy: I did see someone leave the bus, they were really tall. Anyway, so I came in "Late" apparently-
Desti: *Clears throat* Yeah, like I was saying...
(The camera cuts back to the bus)
Bus Driver: *Picks up his keys* Ah, there they are.
Meggy: Hi, Mister Bus Driver!
Bus Driver: Miss Spletzer, you're late. There's a seat for you at the back.
(Meggy goes to the back of the bus and sits on a seat. Desti arrives)
Desti: Am I too late?
Bus Driver: No, you're right on time. There's a seat for you at the back, next to Meggy.
Desti: Eww, Meggy... Why can't I sit next to you?
Bus Driver: Let me lend you on a little secret. I leave the passenger seat for the teacher, because if we have a crash, they would be the first person to die.
Desti: I like your style.
(Desti high-fives The Bus Driver, and goes to the back of the bus, where Meggy is sitting)
Desti: I'm not sitting next to you because I like you, I'm sitting next to you because I have to.
Meggy: I understand.
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Meggy: Honestly, I didn't mind it. I liked having someone sit next to me.
Desti: Yeah, me too. I don't know what it is, but there's something about sitting next to girls that makes you feel warm and safe.
(The camera cuts back to the bus)
Bus Driver: Okay... Seatbelts...
(The Bus Driver looks around and sees one student who hasn't put his seatbelt on)
Bus Driver: *With a creepy smile* You don't have your seatbelt on... Put your seatbelt on...
Student: No.
Bus Driver: *With a creepy smile* Put your seatbelt on...
Student: No. Seatbelts are stupid. It's a bus.
Bus Driver: *With a creepy smile* Get out of my bus...
Student: No.
Bus Driver: *With a creepy smile* Get out of my bus...
Student: No, I have the right to be here. I paid to come here on this fieldtrip.
Bus Driver: I SAID "GET OUT OF MY BUS"!
(The Bus Driver kicks the student out of his bus)
Bus Driver: AND STAY OUT! YOU ARE BANNED FROM THIS BUS FOR LIFE!
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Desti: Really "Crazy" that guy was... *Clears throat* Really crazy... But, at least he cared about our safety...
(The camera cuts back to the bus. The student walks away, but gets ran over by another school bus)
Bus Driver: Okay, let's get out of here...
(The Bus Driver gets back into his bus and drives away. A montage of the bus travelling begins with the song Cute by Bensound playing in the background. Later, the montage ends. The camera cuts to Meggy and Desti, with both of them asleep. Meggy wakes up)
Meggy: Why did I have such a good sleep?
(Meggy looks at sleeping Desti)
Meggy: Oh, that's why. I was sleeping on someone... It felt... Kinda nice...
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Meggy: It DID feel kinda nice!
Desti: *Blushes* Stop...
(The camera cuts back to the bus. Meggy looks around)
Meggy: Something doesn't feel right... Everyone's asleep... *Nudges Desti* Hey, wake up.
Desti: *Wakes up* Mom? Am I finally in Heaven with you?...
(Desti looks around)
Desti: No, I'm still alive... On the bus... Ugh... *To Meggy* Why did you wake me up?
Meggy: Look, everyone's asleep. Something feels off...
Desti: Oh! *Covers her nose* What is that smell?
Meggy: Oh, Desti. *Covers her nose* Did you do that?
(The camera cuts to the interview room, where both Meggy and Desti are laughing really hard. The camera cuts back to the bus)
Desti: Trust me. If that was me, you wouldn't say anything about it.
Student: Yeah, you wouldn't, because you'd be dead!
(Desti slaps the student, knocking him out. The camera cuts to the Bus Driver, he sees a bug)
Bus Driver: *Pulls out a fly swatter* Time to go to Desti's mother, little bug...
(The Bus Driver tries to kill the bug with the fly swatter, but keeps failing)
Bus Driver: You won't get away from me, you little terp...
(The Bus Driver keeps trying to kill the bug with the fly swatter. He successfully kills the bug, but he accidently breaks off the steering wheel of the bus)
Bus Driver: Oh, boy... That's not good... *To Desti's mother* I knew you'd come back to haunt me...
(The bus starts moving around uncontrollably)
Meggy: What's going on?!
Bus Driver: You girls might want to hold on, because WE'RE ABOUT TO CRASH!!!
(The bus drives off a bridge, and crashes near a river. The camera cuts to the interview room)
Desti: Yep, we crashed. The bus driver was out of his mind. He had no idea what he was doing.
Meggy: It was really scary.
(The camera cuts to the site of the crash)
Meggy: Oh... My head... Are you okay?
Desti: We've just been in a crash! OF COURSE I'M NOT OKAY! Everyone's dead! This is very bad!
Meggy: Wait a minute... Those weird feelings I had must of been the gases from the engine of the bus getting into my brain...
Desti: The weird smell must of been the gases too...
Meggy: Which ones? The ones from the bus, or the ones from your butt?
Desti: *Blushes* Shut up!
Meggy: Wait a second... It must of been-
Desti: Gasoline... That was probably the smell. It must of been so strong that it knocked everyone out...
Meggy: But, wait! No gasoline has the stench to knock a WHOLE CLASS out. This was done by someone!
Desti: Oh, my goodness... You're right!
Meggy: Look! The steering wheel!
(Desti inspects the steering wheel)
Desti: This wasn't an accident... This was intentionally done by someone...
Meggy: How can you tell?
Desti: Look at the end, it's way too smooth and clean for it to of been an accident. Obviously, they knew the bus driver would use a fly swatter and accidently hit the steering wheel with it, so we would crash later. Now most of us are dead...
(The Bus Driver gets out of his wrecked bus)
Bus Driver: What have I done?! I just killed a bunch of high school students! I'm a monster!
(The Bus Driver sits down)
Bus Driver: Okay... Okay... I need a smoke... I need a smoke...
Meggy & Desti: NO, WAIT! THE GASOLINE!
(The Bus Driver ignites his lighter, resulting in him, and the whole bus catching fire and going up in flames)
Desti: Oh! What an idiot!
Meggy: This is so scary...
(Meggy wets her pants, which Desti sees)
Desti: Eww! Gross!
Meggy: I do that when I'm scared, okay?!
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Desti: That was years worth of therapy right there.
Meggy: Definitely. I hadn't wet my pants since Kindergarten, that's how scary it was.
(The camera cuts back to the fire)
Meggy: Call 911!
Desti: With what phone?! My dad took my phone off me!
Meggy: Good point... *Sighs* Well, I lost MY phone...
Desti: Calling out for help won't do anything. We're going to be stuck here for a while...
Meggy: We need to go back to the school and tell everyone about what happened!
Desti: How are we gonna do that?
Meggy: I have an idea. Let's empty our bags and see what we can make of it.
Desti: Okay.
(Meggy and Desti empty their bags)
Desti: What have you got?
Meggy: Just a bunch of homework.
Desti: That's it? That's not gonna get us anywhere, besides boredom!
Meggy: Well, what do YOU have?
Desti: Just a bunch of energy drinks.
(Meggy and Desti look at each other and smile. The scene changes to Meggy and Desti running very fast in the woods)
Meggy: YEAH!!! WOOHOO!!!
Desti: I HAVEN'T RUN LIKE THIS SINCE THE 3RD GRADE!!! YEAH!!!
(The scene changes to Meggy and Desti on the ground, exhausted and panting from running)
Meggy: *Panting* I'm NEVER doing that again...
Desti: *Panting* Me neither... That was too awesome...
Meggy: *Panting* Let's just find somewhere to rest for the night... *Panting* We're gonna be here for a while...
Desti: *Panting* Okay...
(The scene changes to Meggy and Desti exploring the woods)
Meggy: Look! Over there! There's a tent!
(Meggy and Desti walk over to the tent)
Desti: It's abandoned... Well, at least we found somewhere to sleep for the night.
Meggy: Yeah.
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Desti: We basically didn't hate each other at that point.
Meggy: We started to trust each other more.
(The scene changes by fading to Meggy and Desti, who are sitting down by a campfire)
Meggy: Hey, nothing like a fire before we get a goodnight sleep, and then save the school.
Desti: Yeah, I'd prefer to get the school shut down, thank you very much.
Meggy: Hey, if you're not doing this for the school, then why are you doing this with me?
Desti: Simple. The sooner I do this, the sooner I get what I want.
Meggy: Which is?... Now come on, what do you want?
Desti: I don't have time to "Set it to music"...
Meggy: Oooh... This is one of those "Emo" things, isn't it?
Desti: No, this is one of those "Drop it, and leave me alone" things...
Meggy: Why don't you wanna talk about it?
Desti: Why do YOU want to talk about it?
Meggy: Why are asking the question with a question?
Desti: Why are asking questions I don't wanna answer?
Meggy: Why are you blocking?
Desti: I'm not blocking.
Meggy: Then why do you have problems expressing your wants?
Desti: I don't. "I want" you to SHUT UP. See? No problem!
Meggy: You're just displacing your anger-
Desti: *Getting annoyed* Believe me, it is properly placed.
Meggy: You're really mad at whoever did this to you.
Desti: No one did anything to me!
Meggy: Yes yes yes, someone hurt you so bad! Someone hurt you many years ago-
Desti: LEAVE MY FRIENDS OUT OF THIS!
Meggy: Breakthrough! Let's go with that! Let's explore your past friendships! Were you bullied in elementary school?
Desti: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!... *Sighs* I want a friend... And I want it to be someone I trust... OKAY?!
Meggy: Yes, Desti. It's O... K...
Desti: Life use to be great. I use to be an average, normal, everyday girl. I always got everything I wanted, and I still do! But... *Sighs* It's just not how it use to be back in the '80s... Life use to be simple, but then the 7th Grade happened... Everyone started picking on me for no reason, up to the point where I just felt like giving up... So, I became emo, and no one dared to mess with me again... I felt a sense of power... The truth is, I'm actually quite lonely... It may not look like it, you know, with my gang and all of that, but I'm really lonely... My gang doesn't really ask me how I'm doing, or how my day is. No, we just act tough, and win Turf Wars, as well as Splatfests when they come around... We're not friends, we're gangers... And there are no "Friends" in "Gangs"... Especially when you're emo like me...
Meggy: Oh, Desti...
Desti: People see me with my gang, and they go "Ah! Run! A scary, little, emo fish girl!"... *Sighs* They judge me before they even know me... That's why I have to do this... I only fight people because I see them as a threat, and also, they do something that annoys me... I get irritated really easily, and I'm not very good at socializing with other people, especially Inklings... I was recently diagnosed with this new thing called "Autism"...
Meggy: Hey, I know what it's like to be you... I have autism too...
Desti: Really? Huh, I never would of guessed. You don't really share the traits.
Meggy: When I first met you, I was worried you were gonna do something bad to me, and, well... You kinda did... But, now that I got to talk to you, and get to know you a little bit more, I can now see you're a gentle person. You have a kind heart, Desti. It may not look like it, but it feels like it.
Desti: Thanks, Meggy. That really means a lot to me... I'm sorry for making fun of you, fighting you, yelling at you, making fun of your parents, beating you up, and getting you suspended. I acted like a little kid back there, didn't I?
Meggy: It's okay, I forgive you... Trust me, I've been through much worse...
Desti: How so?
Meggy: I lost both my parents, and I live by myself now. I live in a crappy apartment, because I don't have much money. My cousin is the owner of the apartment, and she cut my rent down to what was originally $100 a week, to $30 a week, so I was pretty lucky, and I'm really grateful for that. She's really nice.
Desti: No kidding, you have the nicest cousin ever! How do you get your money? Do you have a job?
Meggy: Well, no. When my parents died, I was left with all their money. I use it for rent and bills. I have just enough left for the rest of high school.
Desti: Well, I don't have to worry about rent or anything like that, because my dad is a multimillionaire.
Meggy: You're the daughter of a multimillionaire?! How come you go to MY school, and not some fancy private school?
Desti: Well, Meggy. When you're rich, you have to be really careful about what you sign. In 1996, my dad signed a contact from our school without reading it. Now I LEGALLY have to be at your school five days a week, and now no private school will accept me because of my bad record. I considered dropping out of school, but no place will hire me because of my bad record. Well, at least I'll get all of my dad's money when he dies...
Meggy: Really? Why doesn't your mom get any?
Desti: Because she's dead, that's why... *Pulls her hoodie* This used to be hers... She gave it to me before she died...
Meggy: Aww... I'm so sorry... How did you lose your mother?
Desti: She had a long history of health problems... And... Well, in 1992, her poor little heart just couldn't take it anymore... How did you lose your parents?
Meggy: In 1997, there was a break-in at our house. My parents were still in the house, and the burglars found them. I heard gunshots, and then I found my parents... On the floor... In a pool of their own ink... Dead...
Desti: Oh, my goodness... I'm so sorry for your loss... That must of been hard for you, considering you found them dead...
Meggy: And I'm sorry for YOUR loss... Losing your mother must of been tough... Well, at least you still have a father, because I don't have one...
Desti: At least you have friends, because I don't have any!
Meggy: *Smiles* Well, you have one now. *Opens her arms out* C'mere!
(Meggy and Desti hug each other, and smile. Desti blushes, and rubs Meggy's back. Meggy blushes too from feeling Desti's hands rubbing her back, so she does the same thing to Desti)
Desti: Oh, Meggy... I haven't hugged anyone since my mom died...
Meggy: Well, Merry early Christmas...
Desti: *Feels Meggy* Wow, you're so soft... And warm... *Blushes* Heh, and squishy...
Meggy: *Blushes and smiles* I guess I'm a bit fat, aren't I?
Desti: *Blushes and smiles* Yeah, a little bit, but you look good.
(The girls stop hugging)
Meggy: Goodnight, Desti.
Desti: Goodnight, Meggy.
(The camera pans out as the scene fades to black. The camera cuts to the interview room)
Meggy: That was a really nice thing.
Desti: It was really warm. Both physically, and emotionally.
== Scene 3: The Mansion ==
(It is now morning, Meggy and Desti are sleeping. Meggy farts, which wakes both her and Desti up)
Desti: Did you just fart yourself awake?
Meggy: *Blushes* Yeah, sorry. *Pats her belly* That's how I wake myself up. I got that from my mom.
Desti: *Covers her nose* Well, it works! Ugh!
(The camera cuts to the interview room, where Meggy and Desti burst out laughing. The scene changes to Meggy and Desti exploring the woods. They find a carpark, which is almost empty)
Meggy: How close do you think we are now?
Desti: I don't think we're even close.
Meggy: Can I hold your hand?
Desti: Sure.
(Meggy hold Desti's hand)
Desti: This place looks familiar... *Sniffs* Wait a second... I know that smell...
Meggy: Sorry, I farted again.
Desti: *Gags* Gross, Meggy, but it's not THAT smell! *Sniffs* I know where we are! Come with me! Well, c'mon! Let's go!
(The girls run down the carpark, still holding hands. The girls arrive outside of a big mansion)
Desti: It's my house!
Meggy: You live in a mansion? Well, you weren't lying about your dad being rich.
Desti: If everyone knew my dad was a rich, I would probably get kidnapped and held for ransom. So, I told everyone I live in a crappy house like you.
Meggy: Good thinking.
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Desti: That's right, I lived in a mansion as a kid. No "Crappy house" or anything like that, just a big fancy mansion.
(The scene changes to Meggy and Desti at the front door of the mansion, the door was open)
Desti: Huh, the door's open. My dad NEVER leaves the door open...
(Meggy and Desti enter the mansion, it was clean and spotless)
Desti: Huh... Everything's the way it's supposed to be... It looks like we didn't get robbed...
(Meggy smirks at Desti, lifts her leg up, and farts again)
Desti: Meggy!
Meggy: *Giggles* It's just a fart, Desti!
Desti: Why do you fart so much?!
Meggy: I just do. *Sees a telephone on the wall* Look! There's a phone! We can call for help!
Desti: Wait, don't call for help yet...
(Meggy and Desti search each room of the mansion, nothing was wrecked or missing)
Desti: *Sighs in relief* Nothing's been touched. *Calls out* Garry!... Garry!... Garry?... Huh, maybe he's out shopping...
Meggy: Who's Garry?
Desti: He's our butler.
(Desti looks around)
Desti: Oh, no...
Meggy: What is it?
Desti: The basement door is open...
(Meggy and Desti go to the basement door)
Desti: What I'm about to show you is something only me, and my dad know about. Do not tell ANYONE about this...
(Meggy and Desti head down into the basement, the basement was actually an underground facility)
Desti: This is our basement. It was build in the late 80's, and it was designed to stand earthquakes, hurricanes, floods, and tornados.
Meggy: Wow.
Desti: Let's see...
(Desti checks a vault, which has a ton of money inside of it)
Desti: *Counts the money with her finger* It's all here!... Wait...
(Desti unlocks a small safe and opens it, only to reveal that it's empty)
Desti: *Gasps* Oh, no! Mommy!
(Desti breaks down in tears)
Desti: *Crying* My mom's ashes are gone!
Meggy: Aww... I feel terrible for you... *Opens her arms out* C'mere...
(Meggy hugs Desti. The camera cuts to the interview room)
Meggy: Hugging her was the best I could really do, I just felt terrible for her...
Desti: Aww! C'mere! *Hugs Meggy* Thank you, Megz!
(The camera cuts back to the basement)
Desti: *Crying* Mom's gone! They took her!
Meggy: There's a note.
(Desti picks up the note)
Desti: "If you want to see your dead mother, your rich father, or your bad-girl gang again". Oh, boy. "You better come down to 13 Inky Street and get them back, or else they'll become my next meal. You have until 8:00 PM tonight"... What?...
Meggy: 13 Inky Street? That's where our school is! Let's head down!
(Meggy and Desti rush outside. The camera cuts to the interview room)
Meggy: We weren't there for this part, so we invited Mrs. Arson, our teacher, to tell this part of the story.
Mrs. Arson: Hello! So, we were having a staff meeting...
(The scene changes to Oneshot Wren High School, where Mr. Sanders, Baldi, Mrs. Arson and Mr. Steam are discussing about the missing students, and the missing bus driver)
Mr. Sanders: They've been gone for a whole day! Something definitely happened!
Mr. Steam: That is not good, signore! Maybe the bus crashed? 
Mrs. Arson: That would be nice...
Baldi: Maybe the bus driver was secretly a kidnapper?
Mrs. Arson: Yeah!
Mr. Sanders: That's not likely, he was a bus driver at this school for 20 years...
Baldi: Huh... Maybe it WAS a crash!
Mr. Sanders: It couldn't of been an accident. I did see a tall figure get on that bus with a saw, and leave before it drove off with the other students. This was obviously planned by someone!
Baldi: The bus driver!
Mr. Sanders: No, you idiot! The mysterious tall figure! I put cameras on the bus for a reason!
Baldi: Right.
Mr. Arson: Wait, you put cameras on the bus? Why don't we check the footage?
Mr. Sanders: I already did. It was a crash, you moron. I just wanted to see what your theories were.
Mrs. Arson: Oh... Well, who did it?
Mr. Sanders: The person was really hard to make out, their face was really blurry. All I got was their height. They stood at about 8 feet.
Mrs. Arson: You've got to be kidding me! Blasted cameras! If only we had better, higher quality ones!
Mr. Sanders: *Sighs* This doesn't look good for us. If someone finds out about this, we're done! We'll get shut down! We need to find out who did this!
???: I know who did it.
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Mrs. Arson: There was this big woman... I don't really want to get into her "Appearance", but she was BIG...
(The camera cuts back to the staff room)
Baldi: Wow... You're a big woman...
Mr. Sanders: Mr. Baldimore!...
???: No no, it's alright. I get that all the time. My size IS quite unusual.
Baldi: I actually like big women.
(The tall woman giggles gently)
Scarlet: Hi, I'm Scarlet~
(Mr. Steam stares at Scarlet)
Mr. Steam: *In mind* Wow, è bellissima! (Wow, she's beautiful!)
Scarlet: Hi~
Mr. Steam: Uh... I am sorry, but I am not that fluent in English. I'm-a too Italian! Gotta go!
(Mr. Steam rushes out of the room)
Mr. Steam: Faccio schifo! (I suck!)
Mr. Sanders: Sorry about him, he's not from here. So, you know who planned the crash?
Scarlet: Yes I do. I won't TELL you, I'll SHOW you instead! If you, your staff members, and your students come with me, I'll take you all to the person who caused the crash. How does that sound to you?
Mr. Sanders: Yes! That's sounds great! Let's do it!
(Scarlet's stomach growls)
Scarlet: Sorry. *Rubs her belly* I didn't have breakfast this morning, but I'll get some real soon.
Mrs. Arson: It's 2 o'clock in the afternoon...
Baldi: How tall are you?
Scarlet: About 8 feet.
Mrs. Arson: Wait a second...
Mr. Sanders: Okay, let's go!
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Henry: Hey, I'm Henry. I'm one of Meggy's friends. During then, we were rehearsing a play about some "Web thing" I forgot the name of...
(The camera cuts to Henry and Francis, who are on stage)
Henry: *Acting* What have you done?! Why did you have to do this?!
Francis: *Acting* Because I want all the anime of the world! Every last bit of it! Even if I have to kill people!
Henry: *Acting* My friend is dead, because of YOUR actions! She was only a child, you sick monster!
Francis: *Acting* Don't be so dramatic! Did anyone really care about her anyway?!
Henry: *Acting* I did! You're going to pay for this! All of it!
Francis: *Acting* Back away, pipsqueak! If you come any closer, I'll squish your only friend left!
Henry: *Acting* No! You wouldn't!
Francis: *Acting* Yes... I... Would!...
(Nothing happens)
Francis: *Clears throat* I said, "Yes I would!".
(Nothing happens)
Francis: Oh, yeah. Meggy's not here.
Henry: Ugh, we really need our "Trapped Inkling" for this performance...
(Henry tries to pull out the masamune from the the stabbed pillow)
Francis: No, no! Don't touch that! It was my father's. You'll cut yourself if you handle it wrong.
Henry: Sorry. *Slips* WHOA! *Falls into a bucket of cow poop* EWW!!! WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?! WHY DO WE HAVE THIS?!
(The group claps for Henry being humiliated)
Mindy: So much for THAT performance...
Morgan: *Laughs* I can't walk, and even I can run quicker than the lousy performance YOU TWO just gave!
Francis: Oh, shut up! At least I can walk!
Morgan: At least I don't watch The Powerpuff Girls.
(The group bursts out laughing, including Morgan. They head out to the hallway, where their lockers are. The camera cuts to the interview room)
Henry: So, then my friends and I were chatting, when suddenly, we got this announcement... 
(The camera cuts to Meggy's friends, Henry, Jake, Mindy, Hailey, Morgan and Francis)
Henry: It's been a whole day, and the bus never came back. I hope Meggy's okay.
Francis: Yeah, me too.
Hailey: I wonder what they're gonna say about it.
Mindy: Maybe they'll give us the "Full details"~
Hailey: Gross, Mindy...
Mindy: I'm just saying! Maybe the bus crashed, and Meggy and Desti are dead!
Letrelle: Maybe they're not.
Mindy: Well, maybe they are.
Jake: Oh, boy...
Mindy: I'd love to hear about their funeral plans...
(Mindy laughs and giggles, with everyone glaring at her)
Henry: Ugh...
Hailey: Your fascination with death is really disturbing...
Francis: Yeah.
Mindy: *Giggles, and sighs* Alright, I'm done.
Mr. Sanders (Via speaker): Attention, everyone. All teachers, students, and staff members must make their way down to the stadium for a Special Assembly.
Francis: "Special Assembly"?
Henry: Huh... I wonder what it's about...
Jake: Let's go down. It might be about the bus.
Francis: Yeah.
(The scene changes to Mr. Sanders, who is up on stage, with the whole school watching)
Mr. Sanders: Good afternoon, teachers, students, and staff members. I brought you all here on such short notice, because I wanted to inform you on something that happened yesterday with another class...
Henry, Jake & Francis: Oh, boy...
Mr. Sanders: Yesterday, one of our classes went on a fieldtrip up to the Octo Hills, but something happened on the way... The bus crashed... No one survived...
Henry: *To himself* Meggy!...
Mr. Sanders: After reviewing the camera footage, which was taken on the bus, MOMENTS before disaster, we can safely say it WASN'T an accident...
Henry & Francis: What?
Mr. Sanders: It was intentionally done by someone... We don't know who did it, but we're about to find out...
(Scarlet steps in)
Mr. Sanders: This wonderful woman over here is going to not only TELL us who did it, but she's going to SHOW us too.
(The camera pans in on Scarlet's face as she grins evilly. The camera cuts to the interview room)
Mrs. Arson: I had my suspicions about that woman.
Henry: I did too.
Mrs. Arson: Like, why do you need the whole school to see this one guy? That just seemed "Off" to me...
Henry: I know, right?
Desti: We suddenly arrived at the school.
(The scene changes to Meggy and Desti. They enter Oneshot Wren High School. The school is completely empty)
Meggy: We're too late!
Desti: Crap!
Meggy: Let's look around and see what they left us...
(Meggy and Desti start to look around the school)
Desti: I've never seen the school this empty before...
Meggy: Yeah, it feels weird seeing it like this...
Desti: Look! There's a student!
Meggy: It's my friend, Morgan!
(Meggy and Desti rush to Morgan, who is sitting on the floor, injured)
Meggy: Morgan!
Morgan: Meggy? Desti?... You two are alive!... Y-Y-You're not gonna hurt me, a-a-are you, Desti?
Desti: No, Morgan. *Pats Morgan on the shoulder* I've changed.
Meggy: Where is everyone, Morgz?
Morgan: This big tall woman took them all!
Meggy: Oh, no!
Morgan: She took them to this dimension by sucking them all into a portal! I managed to get away before she opened it, but the portal took my wheelchair!
Desti: That's horrible.
Morgan: Yeah, and they just left me here!
Meggy: Look! Over there!
Desti: Oh, no! Hide!
(Meggy and Desti hide)
Morgan: What about me?! I can't walk! I'm handicapped!
(Scarlet appears)
Scarlet: Oh... *Giggles evilly* It looks like I forgot one~
Morgan: *Sighs* Just take me...
(Scarlet picks Morgan up from the floor. Scarlet opens a portal and then enters the portal, with Morgan trapped in her arms)
Meggy: That was a close one.
Desti: Yeah.
(Suddenly, there is a loud bang, Meggy and Desti stand still for a while. Afterwards, there is evil, but gentle giggling far down the hallway next to Meggy and Desti)
Desti: Run. RUN!
(Meggy and Desti start running down the hallway)
???: *Calling out* Oh, Desti!~
(Desti stops)
Desti: Hey... I know that voice...
Meggy: Me too...
???: Come here, sweetie! I baked you your favorite brownies!~
Desti: Mom?...
Meggy: She sounds like your mom... Wait, isn't she dead?
Desti: I'm coming, mommy!
(Desti starts running)
Meggy: No, wait! It's a trap!
(Meggy chases after Desti down the hallway. The camera cuts to Desti, she enters the school's cafeteria)
Desti: Mom?
Meggy: That's not your mom!
Scarlet: *Giggles evilly, but gently* No, I'm not your mom. But, I can BE your mom if you want me to~
Desti: Easy with the flirting, I'm 14...
Meggy: We need to get out of here, now!
(Scarlet forces the door shut by using her powers)
Meggy & Desti: What the?
Desti: What kind of nerdy Sci-Fi crap is this?! It isn't Star Wars!
Scarlet: It's "Magic", not "Sci-Fi"~
(Scarlet comes up from behind both Meggy and Desti. She covers both their mouths with a cloth, drugging both Meggy and Desti to sleep)
Scarlet: *Giggles* Sweet dreams~
(Scarlet giggles evilly, her stomach rumbles)
Scarlet: *Rubbing her belly* Quiet down, you...
(Scarlet opens up a portal and enters the portal, taking Meggy and Desti with her. The portal then closes, right before the scene fades to black. The camera cuts to the interview room)
Meggy: The rest of the story has all of us in it.
Desti: THIS is where it gets "Interesting"...
== Scene 4: The Abyss ==
(The scene fades to Meggy and Desti, who are both unconscious, they both wake up)
Meggy: What the heck?
Desti: Where are we?
(Meggy and Desti look around themselves)
Meggy: Are we dead?
Scarlet: No, you're not dead... Ehem, "Yet"... I chloroformed you both.
Desti: You chloroformed us?!
Meggy: *Gasps* It was you... You caused the crash...
Desti: You put chloroform in the gasoline, so we would pass out during the bus ride...
Scarlet: Ah, so you figured it out... Good work... Anyway, welcome to my home.
Desti: Why are you doing this to us?! Show yourself!
Scarlet: *Giggles* Gladly... I'll show my TRUE self...
(Scarlet comes out from the dark, revealing herself to be a giant Octoling woman)
Scarlet: Hi there~
Meggy & Desti: Whoa...
Scarlet: *Giggles evilly* That's right~
Desti: What have you done to my mom?!
Scarlet: Oh, she's fine... Pfft! Well, not really! She's dead! *Laughs* But, still.
Desti: *Getting emotional* Where is she?! Stop tormenting me!
Scarlet: Well...
(Scarlet burps)
Scarlet: *Pats her belly* She's in a nice, wet, warm place~
Desti: *Enraged* YOU MONSTER!
(Desti bursts out crying)
Desti: *Crying* You ate my mother!
Scarlet: Aw, don't be such a baby. She's not entirely gone, you know... You can always "Get her back"~
(Scarlet laughs)
Desti: You're disgusting!
Meggy: You're horrible! What did Desti ever do to you?!
Scarlet: She bullied me back in elementary school!
Desti: I did?
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Desti: I couldn't recall "Bullying" her, but I was eventually reminded...
(The camera cuts back to Scarlet)
Scarlet: She name called me, she fat shamed me, she hurt me, and she made fun of my height and weight! She did that to me for 3 long years!
Desti: Look, I think you got the wrong girl...
Scarlet: You don't recognize me, do you? Does the name "Balloon Belly Girl" remind you of anything?
Desti: Wait... Scarlet? Oh, my goodness... It's been years... You look... All... Um... "Grown-up"...
Scarlet: You probably won't believe me, but I'm from the year 2023, that's why I look way older. I time travelled. Yes, that's a thing.
Meggy: What are you doing in 1998?
Scarlet: Mind your own business!
(Scarlet places a giant circle of TVs to surround Meggy and Desti. The TVs play various YouTube clips and they show various artworks and fanart of Meggy and Desti from 2017 to 2023)
Desti: What is all of this?...
Scarlet: It's YOU... Well, "Versions" of you... These are from YouTube and DeviantArt.
Desti: What the heck is YouTube? And what's DeviantArt?
Scarlet: Oh, that's right! They don't exist yet! Well, in the year 2000, DeviantArt became a thing. And in the year 2005, YouTube became a thing. They're online platforms you can use to publish digital content, like videos or artworks. People can view your content, add comments, like your content, and follow you.
Desti: 2000? What about the Y2K problems? What happens with the computers, and what happens to the power?
Scarlet: Absolutely nothing. You guys freak out for no reason on December 31st, 1999. Everything is fine on January 1st, 2000.
Desti: What is that "Thing" I'm holding?
Scarlet: That is a smartphone. It is a tiny multipurpose piece of technology that can make calls, send messages, send pictures, play videos, and run games.
Meggy: *Looks at one of the TV screens* Whoa... Look at my hair. It's so long and different... And I wear headphones too...
Desti: I look exactly the same... Apart from my movements... I look so weird when I move... When is this?
Scarlet: 2018 and 2019.
(Desti sees her 2019 death scene from "SMG4: World War Mario")
Desti: I... I die?...
(Desti sees her 2019 self collapse to the floor)
Desti: I'm... I'm dead...
(Meggy sees her original human form from "SMG4: Final Hours")
Meggy: I... I turn into a human?...
(She sees her 2019 human self faint)
Meggy: I'm... I'm ugly...
Desti: Don't look at it! It's obviously mind-trickery!
Meggy: *Pulls out her Splattershot* Let's splat the screens!
Desti: *Pulls out her blaster* Now you're thinking!
(The girls blast ink at all of the screens, ruining them all)
Scarlet: Aw, c'mon! Those were expensive!
Desti: Your mind-trickery won't work on us!
Scarlet: Oh, I guess not... *Pulls away the circle of TVs* Remember how you used to push me onto the floor, and then sit on me?
Desti: I did that to you? Oh, I did...
Scarlet: Well, let's do it again! But, this time, *Ominously, getting closer to Desti* I'LL be the bully~
Desti: Oh, no, no, NO!
(Scarlet sits on Desti)
Desti: *Muffled* DAMMIT!
Scarlet: Having fun?
Desti: *Muffled* NO!
Scarlet: Good.
Meggy: What is wrong with you?
Scarlet: You wouldn't mind if I "Ripped one out" right now, would you?
Desti: *Muffled* Please don't...
Scarlet: Fine.
(Scarlet gets off Desti)
Desti: OH! *Gasps for air* OH! *Gasps for air* OH!...
Meggy: Are you okay?
Desti: I have mixed feelings... I discovered something new about myself today...
(Meggy pats Desti on the head)
Desti: Look, I know I treated you horribly back in elementary school. I may not remember it, but it must of been horrible for you. I know what I did was unacceptable, but I was kid! We were all kids! I'm still a kid now, actually! I'm 14! Well, now I know better than doing that to people, no matter how big or fat they are. So, for that... I'm sorry...
Scarlet: Aww, that was very nice... But, I don't want an apology from you, Desti. I have something else in mind~
(Scarlet laughs evilly. A light shines on the students, teachers, and staff members that Scarlet kidnapped)
Henry, Jake & Francis: Meggy!
Octoposse: Desti!
Meggy: Guys!
Desti: Girls!
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Meggy: Everyone was there.
Desti: Even my gang.
(The camera cuts back to the scene)
Meggy: Don't worry, we're coming for you!
(Scarlet grabs Desti)
Meggy: Desti!
Scarlet: You're free to go, Meggy. You've always been nice to me. So, I'll spare you.
Desti: Hey! Let go of me!
Scarlet: *Giggles evilly* No, I don't think so. You're mine now~
Desti: The warmth of your hand is making me feel funny... I think I like it...
Scarlet: Well, you'll like where you're about to go~
Desti: *Looks down at Scarlet's belly* Oh, boy...
Meggy: Don't worry, Desti! I'll save you!
Desti: No, Meggy! Just go! Save your friends!
Meggy: I intend to, ALL of them!
Desti: No! Save your REAL friends!
Meggy: But... You ARE my "Real friend"...
(Meggy and Desti smile and tear up)
Scarlet: Aww... That's nice... *Ominously* Now it's snack time!
(Scarlet puts Desti in her mouth, and swallows her)
Scarlet: Mmm~
Meggy: NO!...
(Meggy puts her heads on her head)
Meggy: No...
(Meggy falls to her knees and cries)
Scarlet: What's the matter? I said you're "Free to go".
Meggy: You ate my best friend!
Scarlet: Pfft! Best friend? How could DESTI be YOUR best friend? She's a horrible person!
Meggy: No she's not! YOU'RE a horrible person, you big fat meanie!
Scarlet: Yeah, you're probably right.
(Scarlet laughs)
Meggy: Is this funny to you?!
Scarlet: *Giggles* Kind of.
Meggy: *Angrily* Grr!
(Meggy pulls out her Splattershot, and shoots Scarlet in the face)
Scarlet: OW! MY EYE! Grr! Right!
(Scarlet picks up Meggy)
Scarlet: You wanna try me, pipsqueak?! Then try me!
(The students start throwing random things at Scarlet)
Henry: Take that, hippo!
Francis: Yeah!
(Scarlet swallows every single thing the students throw at her)
Meggy: Pig!
(Meggy fires her Splattershot at Scarlet)
Scarlet: *Swallows each shot Meggy takes* Ha! Is that all you got?! *Laughs* How sad.
Meggy: Stop eating things! You're making it crowded and crampy in there for Desti!
Scarlet: Do you think I care? *Sloshes her belly around* She can suck it up! She's probably already DEAD in there!
(Meggy fires a shot of ink into Scarlet's eye again)
Scarlet: OW! Okay, give me that!
(Scarlet takes Meggy's Splattershot, and swallows it)
Meggy: Hey!
(Scarlet smiles evilly at Meggy as her stomach growls)
Meggy: *Looks at Scarlet's belly* Uh oh...
(Scarlet puts Meggy in her mouth, and swallows her)
Scarlet: Have fun in there~
Henry, Morgan & Francis: MEGGY!
Scarlet: *Laughs evilly* All of you are next!
Henry, Morgan & Francis: CRAP!
(The camera cuts to Desti, who is inside of Scarlet's stomach. Meggy falls into Scarlet's stomach, joining Desti, and everything else that Scarlet swallowed)
Desti: Meggy?
Meggy: *Hugs Desti tightly* Desti! You're okay!
Desti: *Sarcastically* Yeah, I'm TOTALLY fine! Sure I am! Ha-ha! *Loses the tone* I just got swallowed by a giant woman, who started swallowing random things, and your really heavy Splattershot, which hit me when it landed in her stomach, along with everything else, AND then YOU!... So, she got you too, huh?
Meggy: Yeah... I MADE her do it...
Desti: Why did you do that?
Meggy: Because I didn't want to lose you! You're my best friend, Desti!
Desti: You really did that for me?
Meggy: *Puts her hand on Desti's head* I did, because I like you.
(Meggy and Desti hug each other, they both start crying, and blushing)
Meggy: *Crying* I love you, Desti... I don't care what you did to me, I still love you...
Desti: *Crying* Aww, Meggy... I love you too...
(The two girls hold their hug for a while, and then stop crying)
Desti: So... How are we gonna get out?
Meggy: Oh... Yeah... I didn't think about that... I just wanted to be with you...
Desti: So... We're stuck in here?
Meggy: It looks that way, Des'.
Desti: We're gonna die in here!
Meggy: Yeah, you're probably right... But, at least we'll die together...
(Meggy and Desti look and smile at each other, They both then hug each other, blushing. The camera cuts to Scarlet)
Scarlet: *Giggles, evilly* Have fun being digested~
Henry: You ate our friends!
Scarlet: Shut up, Henry.
Henry: How do you know my name?
Letrelle: You've gone too far, Scarlet!
Scarlet: *Laughs* Yeah, right. As if I went too far.
(Scarlet laughs)
Letrelle: Maybe you have.
Scarlet: Maybe I haven't.
Letrelle: Maybe the girls aren't dead.
Scarlet: Maybe they are.
Letrelle: Maybe they're not.
(Scarlet gets closer to Letrelle)
Scarlet: Maybe you'll be next.
(Letrelle gets closer to Scarlet)
Letrelle: Maybe I will.
Morgan: What's Letrelle doing?
Francis: Should I stop him?
Henry: No, let him do it. He's a total PRO at this...
Scarlet: Maybe you're brave.
Letrelle: Maybe I feel good about hearing that from you.
Scarlet: *Gets closer to Letrelle* Maybe you're cute.
Letrelle: *Gets closer to Scarlet* Maybe you're beautiful.
Scarlet: Maybe I'll spare you.
Letrelle: Maybe you should.
Scarlet: *Gets even closer to Letrelle* Maybe I should kiss you.
Letrelle: *Backs away from Scarlet* Maybe I'm only a kid, so don't.
Scarlet: Maybe I feel sad.
Letrelle: Maybe you should stop what you're doing.
Scarlet: Maybe I haven't had enough.
Letrelle: Maybe you have.
Scarlet: Maybe I need more.
Letrelle: Maybe you don't.
Scarlet: Maybe I want more.
Letrelle: Maybe you're full now.
Scarlet: Maybe I'm thirsty now.
Letrelle: Maybe you are.
Scarlet: Maybe I should drink something.
Letrelle: Maybe you should.
Scarlet: Maybe I will.
(Scarlet grabs a bottle of milk and chugs the whole thing down in seconds, much to everyone's shock)
Morgan: What are you doing, Letrelle?!
Henry: Trust me, he's got this...
Letrelle: Maybe I feel bad for you.
Scarlet: Maybe you do.
Letrelle: Maybe I should give you a hug.
Scarlet: Maybe I'd like that.
(Scarlet picks up Letrelle and presses him into her chest, hugging him very tightly for 10 seconds. Scarlet lets Letrelle go)
Scarlet: *Smiles* That was nice, I liked that.
Letrelle: *Smiles* Yeah, me too.
(Scarlet's stomach growls very loudly)
Scarlet: *Rubbing her belly* Oh, that's not good...
Letrelle: While I distracted you with that pointless "Maybe, maybe" chat, I got Mindy to put ipecac in your milk.
Scarlet: You WHAT?!
Henry: I told you he's got it.
(Scarlet vomits everywhere, letting Meggy and Desti escape)
Desti: That was disgusting...
Scarlet: Dammit! I thought I killed you both!
Meggy: Well, you didn't!
(The room goes silent for 5 seconds)
Scarlet: What was it like in there?
Desti: Well... It was like being in a car full of big, wet, warm water balloons.
Meggy: It was like a hot, wet, squishy waterpark with lots of gurgles.
Scarlet: Huh, that sounds... Quite interesting... Well, that changes everything... Um... I'm not sure what to do anymore...
Henry: Uh, you can free us?!
Francis: Yeah!
Scarlet: Mm... Nah. I'm still hungry~
Henry: Ah, crap...
Scarlet: *Giggles, evilly* Bye bye~
(Scarlet laughs evilly as she reaches for the students, when suddenly, a flying bus crashes into Scarlet's head and makes her fall to the ground, knocking her out)
Scarlet: Ow...
Desti: That was unexpected...
Meggy: Who did that?
(A big figure comes out of the bus, it was The Bus Driver. It turns out that he survived the bus's explosion from the day before)
Bus Driver: Hey, kids! Did ya' miss me?
Meggy & Desti: You?!
Meggy: You can't be alive!
Desti: Yeah! We saw you die!
Bus Driver: Well, for some odd reason, I didn't die.
Desti: Wait, why didn't YOU fall asleep to the chloroform stench?
Bus Driver: I'm immune.
Desti: Huh... I don't see how that's possible, but okay...
Meggy: How are we gonna get everyone out?
Bus Driver: Let's get on the bus!
Desti: NO! We are NOT doing that again! Never again in my life!
Bus Driver: Understood.
Francis: *Sighs* Let me help...
(Francis gets up and walks up to a black wall, he pulls out a big magical pen and draws a giant circle on the wall, forming a portal which leads back to the school)
Desti: What is that thing?
Francis: I don't know, I think it's called an "Inkweaver". Some axolotl boy came up to me, and just gave it to me for no reason...
(Francis looks at the Inkweaver)
Francis: After seeing what that big lady showed us on those TVs, I'm probably gonna give it back or destroy it. I've seen some things... Anyway, let's go.
(Meggy, Desti and everyone else enter the portal. The scene fades to black. The camera cuts to the interview room)
Reginald: Okay, that was a lot to take in...
Desti: I know, I'm still getting over it myself, even after 25 years.
Reginald: What was being inside the belly of that woman like?
Meggy: Well... Um... It was a "Life-changing experience"...
Desti: Yeah... Totally... It was really hot, wet, tight, slippery... *Clears throat* Cramped, crowded, noisy, squishy... *Under her breath* Kinda cozy...
Reginald: What happened afterwards?
Meggy & Desti: *They look at each other* Well...
== Ending: Back To Normal ==
(The scene fades to the inside of the school, where Meggy is by her locker. One year has passed)
Meggy: *Sighs* Another day of hard work done.
(Desti goes by with her gang)
Desti: Hey, Meggy!
Meggy: Hey, Desti!
(Meggy and Desti hug each other)
Desti: How was class?
Meggy: It was hard, but I finished my last class of, well, my schooling!
Desti: That's good. You're about to graduate!
Meggy: I know! It's so exciting!
(Meggy and Desti see two boys, who are about to fight)
Boy #1: During last night's Turf War, I kicked your butt!
Boy #2: Oh, yeah? Well, let's see how "Well" you do WITHOUT your precious blaster!
Boy #1: I'll touch you in places you didn't even know you had!
(Meggy and Desti smile)
Desti: Hey, that was us a year ago. Remember that?
Meggy: Yep. You made me feel so pathetic.
Desti: And I actually thought I could kick your fat butt!
(The girls chuckle and sigh)
Desti: Somewhere between fighting at school, and getting eaten by a giant woman... That probably won't happen, but still. They will become friends...
Meggy: *Smiles* Yeah...
Desti: I love you.
Meggy: I love you too.
(Meggy and Desti kiss each other on the cheek. They both blush)
Desti: Hey, the girls and I are going down to the mall after school. Would you like to join us?
Meggy: Thanks, but I can't today. I have to study tonight. I'm going to send in my college application.
Desti: Oh, that's right! Well, good luck with that! I'll see you around, Megzie!
Meggy: Bye!
(Meggy and Desti hug each other again, but tighter. Desti and her gang leave. Meggy's friends find Meggy)
Henry: Hey, Meggy.
Morgan: We're just checking in on you. Are you okay?
Meggy: I'm great! How are you guys?
Henry: Yeah, we're good. Thanks for asking!
Hailey: We came here to say "Thank you for saving us". That's a year we'll never forget.
Letrelle: Um, actually. It was technically me who save your a-
Meggy: *Shoves Letrelle out of the way* Aww! No problem, guys! Bring it in!
(Meggy and her friends give each other a big group hug)
Meggy: I'm so happy I still have you guys. I love you all!
Everyone: Aww! Meggy!
(The bell rings)
Meggy: Well, I better get home. I have a lot of college studying to do tonight. Bye, guys!
Everyone: Bye, "Miss Graduate"!
(The camera cuts to the interview room)
Mrs. Arson: I heard the kids were happy to be back, even if it did happen a year ago, but there was still one thing I saw...
(The scene changes to Scarlet's home, where Scarlet wakes up from being knocked in the head by the bus)
Scarlet: Oh... My head...
(Scarlet looks around)
Scarlet: Are you kidding me?! They're gone?! Grr!
(Scarlet's stomach growls)
Scarlet: Shut up, you! I'll eat soon, okay?!
(A short Octoling man enters Scarlet's room)
Scientist Octoling: Hey, I heard yelling. Is everything okay?
Scarlet: Yes. Everything's fine.
Scientist Octoling: What happened here? Why is your room a mess?
Scarlet: It's a long story.
(The Scientist Octoling looks behind Scarlet)
Scientist Octoling: Is that my Teleportation Underwear?!
Scarlet: Uh...
Scientist Octoling: I've been looking for that everywhere!
(The Scientist Octoling looks at Scarlet's desk)
Mrs. Arson: *Wakes up* Oh... Where am I? What day is this?
Scientist Octoling: Oh, I see... I know what you did... You used my Teleportation Underwear to teleport, you got a bunch of high school students, you used ANOTHER one of my inventions to shrink them, and you tried to eat them!
Scarlet: How did you know that?
Scientist Octoling: I heard your weird conversation with those students. You were definitely going to eat them...
Scarlet: Oh... *Blushes* Eh...
Mrs. Arson: What's going on here?
Scientist Octoling: Who are you? You look really familiar...
Mrs. Arson: I'm Megan Arson, I am a teacher at Oneshot Wren High School.
Scientist Octoling: That sounds familiar... Wait, Oneshot Wren High School? I went to that school! I graduated top of my class!
Mrs. Arson: You actually look like one of our students... When did you graduate?
Scientist Octoling: Year 2000. My senior jacket had "Y2K" on the back instead of "00".
Mrs. Arson: Wait, is your name "Henry"? Because for me, it's 1998, and we have a 10th Grader named "Henry", who looks exactly like you!
Scientist Octoling: My name IS "Henry"! Wait a minute, one of those students was 16 year-old ME! *To Scarlet* You even time travelled as well...
Mrs. Arson: Anyway, this big woman over here tried to eat us all.
Scientist Octoling: Yeah, I figured that out already. Here, I'll return you to 1998.
(The Scientist Octoling opens a small portal for Mrs. Arson)
Scientist Octoling: Look, Scarlet. That wasn't normal. You need to stop with that kind of thing. 
Scarlet: I wanted to get revenge on someone who bullied me back in the '90s, so I travelled in time to the year 1998, and kidnapped her and her whole school. 
Scientist Octoling: And you thought EATING her and her WHOLE SCHOOL was the best form of revenge?! 
Scarlet: Well, yes! I was hungry! 
Scientist Octoling: Oh, why didn't you say? I could of gotten you something! 
Scarlet: I wanted LIVE food. 
Scientist Octoling: You're a weird one, aren't you, you big glutton? 
Mrs. Arson: I'm leaving... 
Scientist Octoling: Don't tell anyone about this encounter. And if you can, tell 16 year-old me to never give up on his dreams. Things get better after the '90s. 
Scarlet: *Laughs* No they don't. 
(Mrs. Arson leaves through the portal, and then it shuts. The camera cuts to the interview room)
Mrs. Arson: "Weird people" they were. No offense, Henry. I was told to keep that encounter a secret, but... Eh... Not anymore... I thought I'd be dead by now...
Meggy: I was wondering where you went, Mrs. A! The teachers said you were on break!
Mrs. Arson: It's "Miss" A now...
Henry: Wait, so that man was FUTURE me? Do I look like him now?
Mrs. Arson: You do, actually, and I'm alive to see it.
(The camera cuts to Meggy, she walks to her house, and enters her house)
Meggy: Hey, mom. Hey, dad. I'm home from school, for the very last time. I've graduated.
(Meggy gets into her casual clothes. She makes herself a cup of tea and sits down)
Meggy: *Sips and gulps* Okay, time to study. I'm glad I'm learning biology, because these pictures will come in handy.
(Meggy takes out her camera and looks at pictures that she took of Scarlet's stomach, with Desti in them)
Meggy: *Giggles, sips and gulps* Oh, Desti...
(The scene fades to the outside of Meggy's house, which then fades to the mall, where Desti and Octoposse are wondering around in)
Desti: Girls, let's go shopping!
Octoposse: Yeah!
(The scene fades to the outside of the mall, and then fades to black. The camera cuts to the interview room)
Meggy: And that's the whole story.
Desti: Yeah.
Reginald: Very good, that was quite the tale, especially the "Giant Woman" part. Well, I better get going! Thank you for coming, all of you.
(Reginald leaves the room)
Henry: Bye, you two.
(Henry and Mrs. Arson leave the room)
Desti: Well, shall we finish up?
Meggy: Yes.
(Meggy and Desti kiss, and leave the room. The lights turn off, and the credits roll)
THE END