The Reddity Wife

The Reddity Wife
Fred marries a chic woman.
Season: 11 Episode: 11
Total Episode Count: 199
Prod. no.: AACX09
Featuring: Fred Rechid, SpongeBob SquarePants, Charmisse
Also Appearing: John Fishly, Sandy Cheeks, Pearl Krabs, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Plankton, Karen, Dr. Forrest, Helen Keller, God, President Snow, Winklevoss twins
Plot: When SpongeBob discovers John has a student ID he took from a kid that gave him lip, SpongeBob, Fred and John visit the Harvard University campus for lunch and have a wild night on the town, a drunken Fred accidentally marries a chic woman named Charmisse. She refuses to let go of their relationship and Fred starts to consider divorce until John points out that he could lose everything. Fred tries to make the best of it but Charmisse can't pull herself far enough out of the gutter for his tastes. When he is reluctant to pursue their relationship, she questions if he is gay and when she says the marriage would be over if ture, Fred gets the idea to pretend to be gay and she starts to leave, but catches him in the act of watching straight po*n and demands he proves he is gay by having se* with a man.
Fred approaches SpongeBob with the idea and SpongeBob agrees provided they have a date first which Fred suffers through. Back to Fred's house, Charmisse insists they get on with the se* and the guys clumsily and reluctantly prepare. Just as they almost comsummate their act, Charmisse calls off the charade, noting that it is obvious that they are straight but if Fred wantes a divorce that badly she'll grant him one and appreciated Fred treating her decent. After Charmisse leaves, a nearly naked SpongeBob and Fred embrace in relief as SpongeBob suddenly noted the camera on Fred's laptop is on and back at the gangs house, the gang watches in horror.
==Cutaways==
#A black guy in Sweden
#Helen Keller at Harvard
#Divorced guy apartment
#President Snow
#Narcissistic pedophile
#Everyone makes mistakes
#It's a Wonderful Life
#SpongeBob's Spanish soap opera
==Trivia==
*This is Fred's second marriage, after his brief marriage to Joan in "I Take Thee Fred Rechid".
==Rating==
TV-14: DLSV
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