A New Evil

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==Let The Roleplay Begin!==
In a dense forest, where everything was calm and peaceful, something then ruined the silence. A dark hole open, out of thin air, with some kind of thing stepping out of it.
"Finally, fresh air, after all those damned years..."
Dunderfunk the Thunder Monk drew breath once more. The deciduous bystanders blew secondhand oxygen out into the clearing. They watched Dunderfunk as he swallowed whole the gaseous gifts they fumed, and knew terror as it shook in their roots. One of them fell free of all bodily bearing and released his bladder, wetting himself.
The cold, crisp air fanned the untrimmed nose hairs of Dunderfunk--Final Arbiter of Arborcide--and before a forest teeming with his sworn enemies, he made his intentions known, ghastly and true:
"No need for funding, it's time to get thunding."