Frosty the snowman

Frosty the Snowman is a bloodthirsty warlord and is one of the best fighters in the Mike and Melissa universe, only rivaled by Mike and Melissa themselves 
== Personality ==
Frosty the snowman is a very battle hardened, no nonsense person due to having fought in Vietnam, World War I, World War II, the Civil War, and whatever other wars happened after I wrote this article.
== History ==
Frosty the snowman was waging war against his sworn enemies, the Robloxians, when, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted Mike and Melissa eating ice cream together. Seeing these two eating his species made Frosty very very VERY mad, so as soon as he was finished shedding Robloxian blood, he immediately set his sites on murdering Mike and Melissa in a brand new war. 
Mike and Melissa, unaware of the new enemy they'd just made today, went back home to watch Sonic Underground, the best TV show on the planet. 
As Mike and Melissa are watching TV together, an explosion is heard and suddenly a brand new hole opens up in the side of their living room. Frosty the snowman then emerges from this hole carrying several machine guns, explosives, and a cigar in his mouth.
"Yippi-Ki-Yay, Mother-consensual-sex-before-marriagers" said Frosty to his would be victims.
Mike and Melissa just looked at each other, then they looked back at Frosty and grinned a devilish grin at him. 
Melissa then leaped up into the air and grabbed a bazooka, while Mike reached into his hat and pulled out a flamethrower. 
The two of them then immediately began flanking Frosty on both sides while Frosty shot wildly at the both of them with the two machine guns he had in his hands. Melissa fired a rocket from her bazooka and it caused an explosion which took a chunk of the house out, along with Frosty's lower half, leaving him as just a torso with arms.
Mike came at Frosty with his flamethrower and said "you once were a snowman, now you are a noman"
Frosty listened to that line and responded with "what's a noman?"
But Mike didn't answer, he just doused Frosty in flames until he was nothing but a puddle.
== Currently ==
Frosty the Snowman was made out of Christmas snow, so because of that, it means that Mike and Melissa have to deal with his bullshit once a year before they kill him again, until he eventually comes back the next year to try again.
== Trivia ==
* I love you. Come give me a hug.
Category:Snowmen
Category:Extended Canon
Category:Crazy Person Timeline
Category:Deceased Characters