Bodily Functions: Quantity & Quality

Bodily Functions: Quantity & Quality is a gibberish question from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
===Opening Quote===
"What product slogan does this rhyme with?"
===Gibberish Phrase===
Miss floods, store glue.
===Hints===
It's from a beer commercial…
… featuring Clydesdales.
It's all done for you.
===Hints Reading===
"Hint number one. It's from a beer commercial."
"It's from a beer commercial featuring Clydesdales."
"Wasn't Mr. Clyde still the banker in 'The Beverly Hillbillies?'"
"Last hint, it's all done for you."
"Your time is galloping down…"
===Gibberish Answer===
This Bud's for you®.
===Answer Quote===
[beer bottle opening, gulping, hiccuping]
===Second Answer Quote===
"I'll tell ya, the only thing better than a cold glass of beer," [inhales] "Is a warm glass… of human breast milk."
===Gibberish Answer Reveal Quote===
"W-W-What? Y-You're not drinkin' age yet or somethin'?"
===Key Words===
This
Bud's
for
you®.
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