Objectuary!

Objectuary! is the first episode of Oh, Bends! In this episode, Then bends, angered, say something homophobic.
==Transcript==
* [The episode begins with a shot of a building titled "SpongeBob Music Community Hangout!"]
* Narrator: Ah, The SpongeBob Music Community. Filled with terrible people. One of them, however, sticks out as worst than most!
* PyroLego: Me?
* Narrator: No, not you!
* QuackersClocks: Me?
* Narrator: Not you either. One little man who, at this time, called himself... we'll just shorten it to Joe. It all started on December 26, 2022... that fateful night.
* SF99: Hey, everyone! Wanna see how many penises I can stick in my mouth!
* Then bends: No, that's gay!
* SF99: Oh, yeah right.
* PyroLego: So, um, what's like, your favorite show of all time, guys? For me, it's uh, like, uh, The PyroLego Show.
* SF99: Well I like "The Buzz on Maggie!"
* AFVUser: I like the "SpongeBob Music Show."
* StarryAnise and Then bends: I like "BFDI!"
* NOTE: THEN BENDS DOES NOT LIKE OBJECT SHOWS ANYMORE. HE'S BEEN TO REHAB. THIS IS ONLY USED TO MIMIC REAL EVENTS.
* QuackersClocks: What! You like "Object Shows" you're gross!
* StarryAnise: I'm not dealing with this. Here, you get mad.
* [StarryAnise walks off screen, as Then bends gets agitated.]
* SF99: You're a loser! With your non-binary chairs!
* Then bends: I DON'T LIKE YOU STUPID HOMOSEXUALS! THERE'S ONLY MEN AND WOMEN! Oops.
* QuackersClocks: Whoa, Nelly! That's, like, really homophobic! You're banned!
* [Then bends gets kicked out.]
* Then bends: But-but I didn't mean to say that! It just slipped out!
* [Cut to Then bends moping away.]
* Then bends: Well, that's it! My career is over! This is gonna be all over Twitter in 15 minutes! I might as well just kill myself now!
* [As Then bends approaches the ocean, SF99 is walking by.]
* SF99: (drops his Ice Cream) Wait, what is he doing? DUDE! STOP!
* [Then bends continues to walk.]
* SF99: Damn it! It's not working!
* [SF99 runs over to Then bends, and stops him.]
* Then bends: Oh, hey! I mean, what do you want.
* SF99: I'm sorry we banned you. I don't really see how that was homophobic.
* Then bends: Well, I feel really guilty! You all probably hate me now. I'm an idiot!
* SF99: What! No you're not! You're perfectly fine! We all make mistakes now and then!
* Then bends: I guess you're right. I should just come back when the time is right.
* [The two walk away, into the sunset.]
* Narrator: Then bends ended up coming back only a couple minutes later, and was lambasted, obviously. He kept a low profile for awhile, but let this be a lesson to all of you. DON'T WATCH OBJECT SHOWS! They'll ruin your life.
* [End.]
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