Garret the Parrot/Transcript

Orange: Carrot!
Garret: (squawking) Awk! Carrot!
Orange: Carrot!
Garret: Carrot!
Orange: Carrot, Carrot!
Garret: Carrot! Carrot!
Orange: Carrot, Carrot! Hey, Carrot!
Garret: Hey, Carrot!
Carrot: What do you want?! I'm right here!
Orange: Hey Carrot, meet my parrot. His name is Garret.
Garret: His name is Garret. Rawk!
Orange: (Laughs)
Carrot: Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Orange: Hey Garret, looks like Carrot can hardly bear it. (Laughs)
Garret: (Laughs, Squawks)
Carrot: (Groans)
(Logo appears on the screen)
Orange: (rapping) Share it, pare it, blare it, wear it, scare it, bear it, one demerit
Garret: (also rapping) Share it, pare it, blare it, wear it, scare it, bear it, RAWK demerit!
Carrot: Enough! Okay we get it, you've learned how to rhyme.
Orange: Carrot's right, Garret.
Garret: (Squawks)
Orange: We should rhyme, some other time. (Laughs)
Garret: Rhyme some other time!
(Orange and Garret laugh and then Garret squawks loudly. Carrot groans in an annoyed sort of way.)
Orange: Hey Garret, Stop copying me!
Garret: Stop copying me!
Orange: No, stop copying ME! (Laughs)
Garret: Stop copying ME! (laughs)
Carrot: What is happening right now?!
Garret: Brawwk!!
Orange: Raawk!
Garret: Raaaaaarr!
Orange: Rawk!!
Garret: Rawwwr!!
Carrot: AAAAAHHHH!!!!
Orange: Hey! Hey, Carrot! Hey, Carrot, hey!
Carrot: (Annoyed) What?!
Orange: Have you ever considered getting a ferret? (Laughs)
Carrot: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN-
Orange: You can name him Jarret! (Laughing) Jarret the ferret. (Laughs)
Carrot: (Groans in an annoyed sort of way)
Garret: Jarret the ferret! (Squawks)
Orange: Braaawk!
Garret: Braaaaawk!!
Orange: Braawk!
Garret: Braaaaawk!!
(Orange and Garret laugh and Carrot groans angrily again)
Carrot: Dude, really?
Orange: (Rapping) Bock it, rock it, sock it, dock it, lock it, walk it, Polly pocket!
Garret: (Rapping aswell) Bock it, rock it, sock it, dock it, lock it, walk it, Polly want a cracker!
Carrot: What? He didn't repeat what you said!
Orange: Huh?
Carrot: You said "Polly Pocket" But he said...
Garret: Polly want a cracker! (Squawks)
Carrot: Exactly!
Garret: Polly want a cracker! (Squawks)
Carrot: See, your parrot's broken or something!
Orange: Garret's not broken. He's just outspoken! (Laughs)
Cracker: Hey guys, what's crackin'? (chuckles)
Garret: Polly want a cracker! (Squawks)
Cracker: Oh, I should not have come here!
(Garret flies over to Cracker. He bites at Cracker's head and Cracker tries to get away from Garret. Garret flies off chasing Cracker)
Carrot: Well, congratulations, Orange! You happy with yourself now?
Orange: How now brown cow?
Carrot: Stop rhyming!
Orange: Stop climbing! (Laughs)
Carrot: I'm not climbing, no one's climbing!
Orange: Stop whining! (Laughs again)
Carrot: (Angry) This is honestly the dumbest conversation in the history of HISTORY ITSELF!!
Orange: Hey! Hey, Carrot!
Carrot: WHAT?!?!
Orange: Ferret!
Carrot: Huh? AAH!!
(A ferret comes out and kills Carrot)
Orange: Whoa! Poor Carrot. There's no one left to inherit your ferret! (Laughs)
Pear: (On the phone) Hi, yeah, can I get the number for animal control, please?
(The episode ended)
Orange: Hey, hey everyone! Hope you liked my brand new video. If you did, hit that "like" button and make sure to leave me a comment about walruses! And also, if you haven't seen it I have a brand new target game at Toys "R" Us. It's right on target! (Laughs)
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