Hardeen episode

"Prepare to have the worst case of rugburn you'll ever experience. It'll make you want to kill yourself. You'll be thankful that the handkerchiefs actually will. Eventually."
"You know what, little boy?" the magician taunted, continuing to float in steady circles around Sol, just as if he was the most indecisive player of Duck-Duck-Goose the universe had ever known. "It's nice to have someone of similar intellect to talk to. Even if you're dumb enough to get caught by that silly little magic handkerchief gag..." As if upon mention of their name, the handkerchiefs binding and rubbing against Sol's skin seemed to pull tighter. "... You still do appreciate the power of the MacGuffins. You know, I tried to explain the MacGuffins to Vanessa, and how fucking brilliant the whole plan was. She said, well, you'll never find people with MacGuffins. They're probably rare. And I told her, hey, it's like asking girls out. You ask enough random hot chicks out on dates, one is bound to say yes. You kill and loot enough bodies, one is gonna have what you're looking for. I mean, unless you're looking for something completely ridiculous, like a whale, or... Whatever, I'm getting off-topic. Look. I showed her. I found one of the most powerful MacGuffins!" Hardeen gloated, gesturing his wand at Sol's wrist.
After a few seconds, Hardeen realized that he was the only one in the room that was impressed. He cleared his throat and continued on with his pleasant afternoon conversation with his tortured target. "You know, fuck Vanessa. Really. She's not supportive. She's not wife material."
"I'd still fuck her," Sol manages to squeeze out.
"Oh, yeah, same here. Why do you think I let her run around in a white unitard? It's not for combat, no. I just like her legs."
"It's... Not a unitard," Sol groaned, though he wasn't hesitating due to the indecisiveness of his statement. He was hesitating due to the fact his suffocation was actually starting to deprive his brain from oxygen and it was getting rather hard to form sentences and say them afterwards. "It's... A leotard. Leotards don't have the legs..."
As soon as Sol realized Hardeen was staring daggers at him, and specifically his wrist, he realized it would be better to stay on task. It made for much better conversation. "Anyways... Go on with the whole... Plan deal."
(hardeen explains his plan)
"But... Your plan is kinda faulty. My hands are still free. I could totally pickpocket you, you know," Sol suggested. "I did it to some dude in my first combat episode. That dude's, like, probably dead. Hopefully."
hardeen realizes and has the handkerchiefs move lower to restrain his hands))
It was at that moment that the handkerchiefs made the mistake of sliding down across the Omnitrix's dial.
==Ideas==
*In this episode, Hardeen's wand is just a glorified stick? He gets actual magic, besides MacGuffins, later