Seaweed Farms

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Seaweed Farms is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from Season 13, in this episode Squidward becomes a massive transphobe due to reading an internet stalking forum too much, this episode sparked immense backlash after it premiered on Nickelodeon.
Due to how much people enjoyed the episode, this caused the writer to create another episode, that being A Hollywood Film. This episode's concept was also utilized in Rico the Dog's Seaweed Farms Thread, a thread from the fictional website on a fictional lolcow known as Rico the Dog.
==Plot==
The episode begins with Squidward reading a thread on the website Seaweed Farms, an internet website dedicated to the documenting of "lolseacows", which are eccentric people on the internet mostly stalked and harassed by people on the site. Squidward proceeds to play his clarinet afterwards, and when he does, he hears SpongeBob and Patrick laughing outside. He walks outside and sees that SpongeBob is wearing a shirt that's the same color of the transgender flag, with SpongeBob also having painted Squidward's House the same colors in support of Transgender people. Squidward says "What the fuck SpongeBob, do you want to get us raped!?", and proceeds to go on an anti-trans rant stating "Those mentally-ill motherfuckers cut off their dicks and call themselves women! I learned that from Seaweed Farms!". SpongeBob then says "Cut off their dicks, like this?", and proceeds to rip off his pants and tear his dick off, only for it to grow back as he's a sponge. Patrick's arms and head begin to harden and SpongeBob begins questioning him, Patrick replies by saying, "Well, what you did was so hot, I have an erection!". SpongeBob says "But Patrick, you don't have a dick!", with Patrick replying by saying "Do you know nothing about starfish anatomy? My arms and heads are my dicks!", with SpongeBob and Patrick immediately laughing together afterwards. Squidward walks off and says "Morons."
It is then revealed that Squidward has been dating hot Instaclam model, Kabby Dai, an Asian Sheepshead Wrasse who Squidward has known for a year. The decide to go to Make-Out Reef, where Squidward hopes to finally smash with her. In Make-Out Reef, there are multiple LGBT+ couples there, with Squidward mostly not caring about them. Kabby says how she has to go to the bathroom, with Squidward sitting patiently outside, as he's waiting, Squidward meets Josh "Null" Moonfish, the owner and site operator of Seaweed Farms. Squidward is shocked and confused. Null states that he made a thread on her on the site, and had noticed that she had gained some weight, and Squidward says "Of course she fucking did, now she has a thicker ass and bigger tits, and I don't mind that at all, you think she's becoming a fucking deathfat or something" Null then replies by saying, "No, she's becoming something way worse, I have my knowledge on her species, and eating a lot means that she-". The bathroom door busts open and Null runs away, with them proceeding to go into the car to make out. After having sex, Squidward says "You know Kabby, I find it kinda weird that we're the only straight couple here", and Kabby says "Yeah, about that, you think you would still love me if I.... you know.... wasn't a girl anymore?". Squidward says "What the fuck are you saying!?", and she replies with "Look, I've been thinking about myself for a while, and, this female body just isn't the body for me, look, I understand that our relationship here isn't gonna work out, I can still be friends with you-". Squidward interrupts by saying, "NO! I won't be friends with a fucking person like you!". Kabby says, "But remember when you said, when we were hanging out months ago, you said that you wouldn't mind it if you had a gay boyfriend" and Squidward says "I except gay people, not people addicted to self mutilation! Go fuck yourself!".
Kabby walks home distraught by Squidward's disappointment in her, and Squidward walks home alone as well. On his way home, he comes across Null again, who says, "Look, I tried to warn you, but you know, you're better off not having a girlfriend, you're like, 40 fucking years old and were simping for a 25 year old Instaclam model, just be thankful my site dosen't have a thread on you". As Squidward is in his mind zone as he plays his clarinet at night, he remembers that since he followed her on Instaclam and has her phone number and everything, he gets the idea to dox her. On her Seaweed Farms thread, he posts her phone number, email, and home address he gained from his months hanging out with her. For a week, multiple Seaweed Farms users began delivery pizza to her address, placing pickles on her doorstep, and sending emails trying to get her to kill herself. She hadn't come outside for a week, when Squidward visited her house for the first time after a week, he hoped she'd killed herself, just as every other Seaweed Farms user wanted her to. She then steps out of the house (having spent the week going through a transformation), shirtless, having a more bulbouse head, muscles, and more masculine features. One of the fish in the crowd said, "Oh shit, she's back", and she replies by saying, "I.... am... a fucking.... HHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!", causing a dragon shout-style shockwave. He then says "Look at my head, my bulbouse, newly transformed head, that fat, used to be in my tits, it made you guys all horny whilst you were making a Seaweed Farms thread on me, now, this fat is to make you intimidated, now you guys better scram before I kick your asses!". Most of the fish runaway, with Squidward and Null being the only ones left, Kabby begans to open up his mouth and show his intimidating fangs, Squidward says "What the fuck is he doing?", and Null says "It's an intimidation practice this species uses to ward off other males, but since this bitch is a female, I can handle it." As Null begans flexing his jaws, Kabby punches him in the face, causing him to run away crying.
As Null runs home, he sees his mom in the doorstep, and says "Mommy, I got punched by a trans person", Null's mom said, "Are you okay, you hirt, you want me to pop a tit out and give you breast milk?", Null responds by saying "Yeah." as he gets breastfed by his mother. Squidward says "You're telling me the person who has been running Seaweed Farms is a complete douche who lives with his mom?", and Kabby says "Yup, and you've been listening to his shitty internet forum that has a history of real-life harassment and other crimes." Squidward forgives Kabby as he holds hands with him and walks him back to his house. Squidward sees SpongeBob and Patrick at his house and says, "You know SpongeBob, I called you an idiot for supporting transgender people, but I guess transphobes are the biggest idiots out there, fuck them". SpongeBob says "I forgive you Squidward, but Patrick's woke up on the wrong side of the spectrum today." with Patrick yelling "There is a yellow cock on the ground (SpongeBob's penis that he ripped off earlier in the episode), meaning some transgender decided to cut off their dick and leave on the fucking ground, WHAT HAS THIS FUCKING WORLD BECOME!?!?" and proceeding to whip out his gun and shoot some random people walking by the house as the episode ends.
==Characters==
===Major Characters===
Characters who play a major role in the storyline.
Squidwardtentacles.png|Squidward Q. Tentacles|link=Squidward Q. Tentacles
Kabby Dai.png|Kabby Dai|link=Kabby Dai
Josh "Null" Moonfish.png|Josh "Null" Moonfish|link=Josh "Null" Moonfish
===Speaking Characters===
Characters with at least one line in the episode.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!.png|SpongeBob SquarePants|link=SpongeBob SquarePants
Patrickstar.png|Patrick Star|link=Patrick Star
Incidental 70.png|Incidental 70|link=Tony
Mrs. Moonfish.png|Mrs. Moonfish|link=Mrs. Moonfish
===Non-Speaking Characters===
Characters who don't speak, but play a somewhat larger role than background characters.
Fredr.png|Fred Rechid|link=Fred Rechid
Incidental 105.png|Incidental 105|link=Incidental 105
===Background Characters===
Characters who are only seen in the background.
Femboy cuttlefish.png|Femboy Cuttlefish|link=Femboy Cuttlefish
Kanye West.png|Kanye West|link=Kanye West
Gay mollies.png|Gay Mollies|link=Gay Mollies
Lesbian Dolphins.png|Lesbian Dolphins|link=Lesbian Dolphins
Incidental 20.png|Incidental 20|link=Incidental 20
Incidental 30.png|Incidental 30|link=Incidental 30
Incidental 41.png|Incidental 41|link=Incidental 41
Incidental 60.png|Incidental 60|link=Incidental 60
==Controversy==
This episode was incredibly controversial, and was pulled from Nickelodeon only a day after it aired like the Ren and Stimpy adult party cartoon.
===Genital Harm Controversy===
When this episode aired on Nickelodeon, it sparked immense backlash, due to it containing a scene where SpongeBob chopped off his own penis, making hundreds of kids decide to do the same and kids were angry at their parents grounding them and child abusing them, but instead of giving multiple kids seizures, it gave multiple kids a cock and ball torture fetish.
===Fish Transformation Controversy===
As this episode portrayed trans people in a positive light and portrayed transphobes in the wrong, this inspired multiple people to transition, however, they fucked up while transitioning and instead of changing gender, they changed species, causing multiple people to transition into fish. 
==Trivia==
===General===
*A lot of the LGBT+ sea creatures are tied to real life science behind them:
**Kabby Dai is an Asian Sheepshead Wrasse, a hermaphroditic species of fish that gained media attention when a video by BBC Earth's Blue Planet II depicting its gender transformation was released. A lot of the traits mimic real life gender transformations of Asian Sheepshead Wrasses, such as having them eat a lot before transforming, which takes a while as shown in this episode, and with males flexing their jaws to intimidate other males.
**There are gay mollies because in real life, mollies indulge in homosexual acts to attract females.https://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/384/20121212/male-atlantic-molly-fish-engage-homosexual-acts.htm#:~:text=Male%20Atlantic%20molly%20fish%20indulge,seen%20mating%20with%20other%20females.
**There is a femboy cuttlefish because in real life, cuttlefish have extreme camouflage allowing them to morph their skin cells, some cuttlefish use this to mimic the appearance of female cuttlefish, essentially "crossdressing".https://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2005/01/20/1283394.htm
**Lesbian dolphins are there because in real life, many dolphins engage in lesbian sex.https://www.advocate.com/news/2022/1/18/study-dolphins-have-lots-lesbian-sex-due-evolved-clitorises
**Kanye West is there because he is a gay fish.
===Cultural References===
*Seaweed Farms is a clear parody of Kiwi Farms, a controversial internet forum known for doxxing, stalking, and harassing "lolcows" (idiotic and exploitable people on the internet), that is often tied to transphobia.
**Josh "Null" Moonfish is a caricature of the site operator, Joshua Conner "Null" Moon.
*Kabby's shout revealling his new pronouns is reminiscent of the dragon shouts from Elder Scrolls.
*Kanye West being there because he's a gay fish is a reference to the South Park episode "Fishsticks", in which Kanye is referred to as a gay fish by everyone due to him misunderstanding a joke.
*Kabby's fully transitioned appearance is reminiscent of "Chad" memes, with him even being described as the "Gigachad himself".
*The Femboy Cuttlefish is wearing a "Femboy Hooters" shirt, alluding to that meme.
=== Production ===
* Originally, Squidward was going to face off with Kabby instead of Null, taking viagra to harden his nose, making him swordfight with his nose against Kabby's schlong, with Null being scared away after Squidward loses and the scene playing the same way it does in the final version after that, this scene was scrapped because animators were too turned on while making it, therefore making it too hard to animate.
==References==
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