Menu (Trailer Version) - Super Smash Bros. for Wii U

"Menu (Trailer Version) - Super Smash Bros. for Wii U" is a high quality rip of the trailer version of "Menu" from Super Smash Bros. for Wii U.
==Joke==
No elements of the advertised track are present. Instead, the rip features a parody of the Big Bill Hell's commercial with Smash-related themes.
==Transcript==
FUCK YOU GAMEBANANA!
If you're dumb enough to buy a new game this weekend, you're a dumb enough scrub to play SUPER SMASH BROTHERS 4!
Bad characters! Combos with no effort! Cloud! If you think you're gonna find a learning curve in Smash 4, you can KISS MY ASS!
It's hard to believe that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll accept this bullshit, GUARANTEED! If you find a better game, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!
Bring your Mac, bring your Diddy, bring your Sheik, we'll nerf her! That's right, we'll nerf your main! Because in Smash Brothers 4, they're fucked 6 ways from Sunday!
Take a spike, in Smash Brothers 4! Home of challenge Nessing! That's right, challenge Nessing! How does it work? If you can take 600 PK fires, and not get grabbed, you get no down airment!
Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with Ness, or he'll toss your ass off! Only at Smash Brothers 4, the only game that tells pros to FUCK OFF!
Hurry up, asshole! These matches end the minute after you try to edgeguard, and they better not springboard or you're a dead motherfucker!
Go to FD! Super Smash Brothers 4! Nintendo's sorriest, and exclusive home of the meme-iest sons of bitches in the scene of modding!
GUARANTEED!
== Trivia ==
*This rip was absent from the Super Smash Bros. for Wii U playlist, this was later added until November 28, 2021.
Category:Switcheroos