Nacho Fries

Nacho Fries is a major city on the Moon near the northwestern coast of the Sea of Cheese (formerly the sea of tranquility.)The city is situated on a series of small islands, much like Venice of UnWorld. It is the fastest-growing city known to man, yet also the fastest-shrinking city, since nobody ever comes here except to steal their nachos. It is named after the brilliant food of Nachos.
It is a famous tourist destination, as visitors can enjoy such activities as swimming in its vast cheese sea, holding their breath, fighting aliens and gorging themselves on nachos. 
== Why does this place exist? ==
This is a question many are asking. Why build a city shaped like, and named after, fries? On a giant nacho sea no less? The answer is obvious. 
Nacho Fries exists for one purpose: to make nachos. Although considered to be one of the most livable cities on the moon [it is the only city on the moon], few people live in Nacho Fries. Hotels outnumber residential buildings 30 to 1, and no essential facilities like schools, stations or even roads exist.
Its chief exports are nachos, fries, nacho fries and hood ornaments that are shaped like tortillas. 
Nacho Fries is one of the top 50 cities on the Pizza Quality Index, and is renowned as the birthplace of nacho pizza. How it can reconcile these two facts is unknown.
== Transportation ==
Most people reach Nacho Fries via massive space cannon. There also exists several "vertical highways" which lead straight up from earth to the moon, yet these are generally frowned upon for their lack of roadside attractions. 
Some choose to reach Nacho Fries via Space Shuttle or by stacking ladders on each other, both of which carry significant risk as they are prone to crashing into the nacho sea.
Transportation in Nacho Fries is achieved by rapidly flapping one's arms and flying like a bird, which is made possible by its lowered gravity and dense, pressurized atmosphere.
== History ==
Nacho Fries owes its existence to the chainsaw incident of 1987, when the United States of UnAmerica attempted to destroy the moon with a giant chainsaw piloted by Joe. Due to a structural failure in the chain, the moon incurred a mere gash in the sea of tranquility. The ensuing nacho cheese eruption filled the sea with cheese, creating an environment suitable for establishing a cheese-based boom town.
Joe, realizing his error, attempted to rectify it by building a city on the scar of his failure. Using the remnants of his chainsaw, he built Nacho Fries on a small archipelago in the sea's northern quadrant. Absolutely nothing of note has happened to Nacho Fries since then.
== Economy ==
Nacho Fries primarily uses a nacho-based economy. Plain tortillas are assigned a value of 1 nachobuck. The value of each tortilla is arbitrarily determined by the amount of cheese, meat, jalapenos, hot sauce and other foodstuffs it holds, and can be worth anywhere from 1 to several billion nachobucks each. This system is infamous for confusing both outsiders and city natives, who continually argue over the value of each nacho.
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