Azrael

"Bartholomew Xenogears.... hwoevere the fuck you are..... help."brock
== Azrael is the Mechanic behind the S.S. Meathouse, and First Lieutenant of Rose, or whatever rank is after Captain that's most important. Azrael most notably defeated God on several occasions, and it's rumored that they do it for gun, which they then turn into resources, used to power many things that aren't guns. ==
== Background ==
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
== Azrael's bird is a crow. However, their bird remains unclear, as it is opaque with black feathers. Meanwhile, their own birth remained a mystery to the masses, even to themself, but their very first memories were farming clowns in the far off lands of Nordic Mountains, and reained in them for some time. In these Nordic Mountains, they met Claus, their husband. The two quickly becamed a couple ==
I Love having my wiki entry destroyed. really uh, really helpful
== Meeting Rose, and Construction of the S.S. Meathouse ==
The couple offered Rose shelter after they had gotten chased for their crimes against peeling pokemon. Then, Azrael and Rose hatched a plan: Do Fyrefest 2, and whereever the adventure takes them, Chill out Until it all dies down because A Majority of media has the attention span of a twig, so nobody would care, would gthey.
However, they needed a vessel, so Azrael built the S.S. Meathouse. Originally the Meathouse was a Blimp, but that got vored, so uh, Comprimizes had to be made with what was left, tfw :/
== Applebees Destruction ==
In their meathouse Adventures, Azrael was the one who reccomended to go back in time to defeat the concept of Applebees.
sdf.s
TThe fina bossl, Rayquaza, Then Appeared, and everyone had to scramble while in the Greek Time Portal, but thanks to Azrael's Quick Skills, THey got out just fine. Thenk you Azrael
== Trivia ==
Despite not being able to obtain Geddy's.... "Fluids" Directly, Azrael gains the most boosts from them.
Azrael is badass