Level Egg (ALT) (Joke)

NOTICE: This is an alternate version of the original Level Egg, which was based off of a game called "One Night at Flumpty's".
 The names are misspelled like that because it's from a M.E.G agent's point of view; of course they would get the names wrong.
 Some of this may be outdated. Take it with a grain of salt.
Level Egg is an anomalous level of the Backrooms.
==Description==
The main zone.
Level Egg is a vast assembly of multiple rooms containing multiple steel racks. These steel racks contain multiple eggs on each platform (the amount of which is almost always 5), ranging in color from peach to almost completely grey. It should be noted that any attempt of destruction attempted on these eggs other than simply cracking them open is rendered basically impossible. These eggs are also one of the two reasons for this level's namesake.
When cracked open, these eggs won't spill yolk, as in the Frontrooms; however, they will reveal multiple words instead, resembling an article documenting a certain level of the Backrooms. Once a wanderer takes their hand off of the egg, the egg magically assembled back into its completed state. The words that come from these eggs seem to depend on their color, though: 
If an egg is peach-colored (which is the majority), the words will document a level from the Backrooms. 
If an egg appears to have a color that is grayish-peach, the level will still document a level from the Backrooms; however, the top of the text will read "This page needs a rewrite. Reason: [Reason Here] It may need more detail, elaboration, or a few grammar fixes." 
A gray egg will display an orange box with the text, "This page does not exist. The deletion, protection, and move log for the page are provided below for reference." The text will show a time and date, and a username such as "SetaCraft", or "Mctoran". It will also proceed to display the text "(Message Wall | Contribs) deleted page [Level Name Here]", with the assumed reason for the "deletion" being stated after in parentheses. 
Article extracted from a peach-colored egg; 
The "Protected Eggs" zone.
On occasion, multiple golden eggs can be spotted if you go through a passageway with the words "PROTECTED EGGS" displayed over it. Any tools you are holding will immediately disappear when you enter this section, and will immediately reappear when you exit this section.
Another notable characteristic of the rooms include the distinct smell of multiple types of eggs (boiled, scrambled, et cetera). This fact wouldn't be interesting if the smell actually came from the eggs in the level, but multiple tests go to show that the eggs do not emit any sort of odor. The smell may be due to the puddles of yolk-like substance that occur on the floor; however, this is unconfirmed.
The temperature of the air in this level is a steady, warm 75°F. However, the materials in this level are seemingly unaffected and instead are mostly in the range of 20-30°F.
===Secret Areas===
====The Discussion Area====
The Discussion Area, with multiple Eggmakers talking with eachother. Taken in the "General" section.
The Discussion Area appears to be a large, white room in which multiple Eggmakers (see entity section) come to talk about a variety of topics. These topics are sorted into five rooms connected by arched doors. which are labeled as "General", "Writing Critique", and "Off-Topic". The temperature in the rooms is the same as in the main zone, and each room is composed entirely of a thick, white, opaque glassy material. Occasionally, rays of sunlight might shine through the ceiling.
=====Entrances=====
*Tapping on a yellow hexagon with three intersecting lines and an infinity symbol on the wall of the main zone will bring you here.
=====Exits=====
*Simply walking into the wall and phasing through it will bring you back to the main zone.
*Your "post" getting "locked" or "deleted" will bring you to the main zone.
====The Control Room====
The computer in The Control Room.
The Control Room appears to be a small white room with a lone computer with a white screen on the floor. However, it appears to be restricted to a higher level of access, since any of the inputs that were tried proved ineffective, with the computer's only response being "access restricted to: moderators/administrators." However, from the command list, we can conclude that this room is to have control over the entire level.
Command List:
/block [eggmaker] [reason] [expirationdate]
/delete [contenttype] [id]
/lock [postid]
/protect [eggname]
Additional information about this level is that it appears to be made of the same material in the Discussion Area, and the temperature of the room is a steady, unchanging 30°F. Not much else is known about this level, though.
=====Entrances=====
*Noclipping through the ceiling of the main zone will lead here.
=====Exits===== 
*Phasing through the wall, similar to the Discussion Area, will take you back to the main zone.
==Entities==
===The "Egg Lord"===
====Description====
The "Egg Lord".
The "Egg Lord" is the main entity of this level.
He appears to be a comically rotund man wearing a red vest, which doubles as a cape. He wears completely black pants that stretch all the way up to his waist, and has golden cufflinks, as well as white gloves. He has completely blue orbs for eyes, a bushy brown moustache, and a crown. Due to him wearing the crown at all times, it is impossible to tell if he is completely bald or has a full head of hair.
He spends the majority of his time in the Control Room, but sometimes can be seen in the Discussion Area.
====Behaviour====
=====Peaceful=====
In his peacceful state, the Egg Lord is very friendly, and engages in conversation with the Eggmakers. He is, for the most part, harmless; despite him wielding unthinkable power.
=====Provoked=====
In his provoked state, he gets very passive aggressive and will speak to a traveler rather firmly. If needed, he will use his powers to kill the wanderer for a certain amount of time; ranging from an hour to indefinite.
====Powers==== 
*Can use the computer in the Control Room
*Can kill anyone for a period of time (an hour to indefinitely)
*Can turn eggs grey
*Can "lock"/"delete" "posts"
*Can edit eggs
====Things you SHOULDN'T do:====
*Vandalize the insides of the eggs.
*Make hateful comments about him.
*Make hateful comments about any of the (good) Eggmakers.
*Speak harshly about the other entities here.
===The God Cat===
====Description====
A poster of the God Cat, seen in the main area.
Despite claiming to be a "god cat" when interviewed, the God Cat is actually a completely black, ninja-like figure; armed with what appears to be a samurai sword. The reason for this sword is unknown, as they never seem to use it.
====Behaviour====
=====Peaceful=====
Not much is known about them in their peaceful state; other than the fact that they just act like a normal person, as seen when they started a discussion in the Discussion Area.
=====Provoked=====
They will always be the one to show up if there is drama in the Discussion Area; they won't appear mad, by any means.
====Abilities====
*Can edit eggs
====Things you SHOULDN'T do:====
*Don't start arguements in the Discussion Area. The God Cat will show up immediately.
===SETA===
====Description====
SETA in the Discussion Area.
SETA appears to be composed of four, equally-sized, differently-colored blue squares. Instead of walking, they just... float around. It's weird.
It should be noted that a disturbing amount of Eggmakers hate SETA for an unknown reason.
====Behaviour====
=====Peaceful=====
Not much is known this state, since they normally do not talk much; however, it can be assumed that they just spend their time turning eggs grey, and just spend time using the Control Room to do things with the Level.
=====Provoked=====
They have never been provoked, so nothing is currently known about this state.
====Abilities====
*Can use the computer in the Control Room (with limitations)
*Can turn eggs grey
*Can edit eggs
====Things you SHOULDN'T do:==== 
*We don't know a lot about what you shouldn't do.
===Mac Toran===
====Description====
Mac Toran in the Discussion Area.
...Mac Toran is a... paintbrush??? Certainly not the weirdest entity, but...
Also, a lot of Eggmakers hate him.
====Behaviour====
=====Peaceful=====
Not much is known about this state, but he might spend his time in the Control Room, also graying eggs out.
=====Provoked=====
Nothing is known about this state.
====Abilities====
*Can use the computer in the Control Room (with limitations)
*Can turn eggs grey
*Can edit eggs
====Things you SHOULDN'T do:====
*Eggmakers keep ranting about him and high numbers. So... don't mention high numbers around him?
===Oh Gominho===
====Description====
Oh Gominho in the Discussion Area.
Oh Gominho appears to be a dark-skinned man of unknown ethnicity (this section isn't racist shut up) wearing sunglasses and a pink shirt, and has blonde(?) hair.
====Behaviour====
=====Peaceful=====
He's similar to the Egg Lord in this state; he's nice to the Eggmakers and is very harmless, despite him also wielding unthinkable power.
=====Provoked=====
He is very firm with his words when arguing with someone; he brings up valid points and, if required, will also kill them for a certain period of time.
====Powers====
*Can use the computer in the Control Room
*Can kill anyone for a period of time (an hour to indefinitely)
*Can turn eggs grey
*Can "lock"/"delete" "posts"
*Can edit eggs
====Things you SHOULDN'T do:====
*Vandalize the insides of the eggs.
*Make hateful comments about him.
*Make hateful comments about any of the (good) Eggmakers.
*Speak harshly about the other entities here.
====Eggmakers====
====Description====
Two Eggmakers showing a wanderer their egg.
Eggmakers appear to be shadow-like figures, and are the main source of the eggs. They can be seen in the main zone, working on their eggs. They also sometimes view other eggs, and go into the Discussion Area.
There are two types of Eggmakers; the good ones, who are nice to each other, and the bad ones, who provoke each other.
====Behaviour====
=====Peaceful=====
In their peaceful state, they work on their eggs, and talk in the Discussion Area.
=====Provoked=====
In their provoked state, they will constantly argue with each other, typically not reaching a resolution unless someone who can "lock/delete the post" steps in.
====Powers====
*Can edit eggs
====Things you SHOULDN'T do:====
*Provoke them.
*Vandalize their eggs.
*Insult their work.
==Note from a M.E.G. agent==
 ...Yeah, this is a really weird level. Not only is there a complete abundance of entities, but they also act like actual humans. I mean, of course, a lot of entities act liuke humans, but these feel... different, in this case. And why the hell do they even care about these eggs so much in the first place!? ...*sigh* Maybe... it's because they worked hard on it, but still. It's also so weird that the content from these eggs also appear in the database, at the same time. Why's that? Is this a fuckin' parallel universe? *sigh* I should stop overthinking this so much. It's the Backrooms, after all. And anything can happen, I guess.
==Colonies and Outposts==
There are no Colonies or Outposts in this level yet, as it has only been recently discovered.
==Entrances and Exits==
===Entrances===
*Finding a shiny blue egg anywhere in any level will bring you to the main area.
===Exits===
*Finding a ladder and climbing up it will take you to... actually, we don't know where. Sorry!
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