Kavorkian Scarf

==Publishers Summary==
Pilz-E pays Germaine a visit in the hospital.
==Transcript==
Germaine is occupying a hospital bed while Pillz-E is standing next to her.
: Pillz-E
: So, lady with the purple hair, how are you with the lack of dying {Pulls out a card with a crossed out skull with the word "DEATH" written underneath of it.} and the death and the needles in the eyes {holding a needle with unkown substance inside it} for recovery of fun? {A pink balloon floats up with "DON'T DIE" printed on it.}
: Germaine
: I'm getting better, if that's what you mean.
: Pillz-E
: That's good, with the getting better of avoiding death. Death is good to avoid. {holds up scythe to Germaines neck, then pulls away}
: Germaine
: Nervously
: Quite.
: Pillz-E
: What's this here with the thing of the wearable goodness? {Pillz-E slips the blood pressure cup around his neck.}
: Germaine
: It takes your blood pressure.
: Pillz-E
: This would be good as a medical scarf for the heating of the neck in the cold nights { holds up thermometer} of the hospital habitat for man. {Pillz-E begins to inflate the blood pressure cup.}
: Germaine
: Take that off. It's not a scarf.
: Pillz-E
: Oh, jeeze, with the cutting off of the air to the brain. {Pillz-E's voice increasinly gets cut off by the inflating blood pressure cup.} Medical scarf gone mad with the choking and the killing and the death of your neck, with the lack of air in your head! {makes gurgling noise}
: Germaine sighs.
: Pillz-E
: Blood pressure cup deflates.
: Jeeze, with the machine of death...
: throws blood pressure cup to ground in frustration and disgust.
: It's a Kavorkian Scarf. For when you want siucide in the head of death through suffocation of fun.
: Germaine
: It's not a "Kavorkian Scarf", jackass. It takes your blood pressure.
: Pillz-E
: Bullshit. It takes your life with the stranglation of the head. It's a suicide machine. Maybe I can save this for when depressants kick in.
: Germaine
: Nurse, nurse. Please, you know what? No more visitors.
: Pillz-E
: Oh, sad is the world... But I have Kavorkian Scarf... around my neck.
End screen appears.
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