FloppAI

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FloppAI LLC. (formerly known as fsmdAI) is a Detroit-based artificial intelligence corporation founded on December 17, 2015 by computer technician Nardicus, and is currently owned by multibillionaire and technological entrepreneur Bingy Lucks. It is one of the most successful technological organizations in the entirety of the United Flops of America, and quite possibly the whole world, having amassed a total revenue of $120 million and releasing several wildly successful products, including text-to-image generator DaVingus and chatbot messenger Chatacal, trained on the PGT language model.
Despite its success, the company has become embroidered in numerous controversies, such as recreating the voices of Big Floppa and Lil Floppa to create a posthumous bootleg album entitled "No Floppin', No Stoppin'," as well as accusing numerous innocent people of heinous crimes, even celebrities as notable as the likes of Spoingus and Greg Flop, and generating so much hateful content that the company was legally forced to put up a warning on all of its products that they could potentially generate such content.
It has also been involved in numerous legal battles due to its usage of copyrighted content from all across the internet to train its AI with, which the company has attempted to defend as Fair Floppage, and has been banned in several countries. It is currently ranked as the #9 company of all time by Joe Bingus.
==History==
===2015-2016: Founding and establishment===
On December 11, 2015, hobbyist programmer and well-known basement-dweller Nardicus was reading social media when he came across a post talking about the commercial opportunities that were arising for people in technological careers, with a big discussion point being the commercial success of Flopnovo's recently released Flophone 1, which intrigued Nardicus. Upon doing further research, Nardicus discovered that the phone had rudimentary AI capabilities, such as the American port being able to detect all uses of the word "sex" and promptly exchange all conversations and messages using the word to the police to determine whether the user should be arrested or not, given that sex was still illegal in the UFA at the time because of Barack Flobama's infamous anti-sex law. 
The next day, Nardicus bought a Flophone to test this out, and sent a friend of his a long and rambling message about the greatness of sex and why he'd like to get laid with every celebrity in Los Flopeles. Sure enough, the police came in to arrest him soon after, and he was imprisoned for three days before it was determined that he was too geeky and unappealing to follow through on any threats of committing the act of sex, and subsequently released him back into his aging mother's house. After spending a whole day to make an 18-hour Floptube video in which he bitches about the injustices of the American legal system and why Flobama was "a terrorist and a war criminal" for not making an addendum to his anti-sex law that allowed any woman who wanted sex to have it with Nardicus, he decided that the only way to get back at Flopnovo for getting him arrested was to open up his own company, specifically based around artificial intelligence, and use it to overshadow the success of the Flophone 1 and its technological capabilities.
Within a day, he had created the language model that would later become known as PGT-.001, releasing it on December 17, 2015, and after filing with the UFA government to gain official recognition as a corporate entity, the company came into existence. Nardicus would name the company "fsmdAI," and what it meant was unknown at the time. Though the PGT language model at the time was extremely rough and produced very nonsensical phrases and outright gibberish when prompted, it was still hailed as a technological revolution for its time and successfully overtook the Flophone 1 in popularity, usurping its #1 position on the "Flopboard Hottest Technology" list and retaining it for several weeks. Nardicus was excited, and then began working on a new language model which he claimed would easily outdo .001 and take over its spot as the single most advanced AI program ever made available for public usage. Unfortunately, he claimed that this one also required lots of "work," and actually spent more than three months developing it, leading the public to become restless and start pestering him with constant e-mails about when the next model would come out.
Nardicus, already exasperated to a near-breaking point with these e-mails constantly harassing him, was then accosted by the IRS and the UFA government, giving him an official court order that required him to hire at least two employees if he wanted to retain his legal corporate status and accompanying tax benefits. Upon this, he hired well-known engineer Fluffa as his chief operating officer, having been impressed with her technological achievements and offering her a good-sized paycheck for her services, and an anonymous being known only by their online handle "8_BALLS" as his chief officer of marketing. He decided to outsource his program, having Fluffa do the rest of the coding for the then-unnamed language model (which reportedly took her 8.382 seconds, a record longest) and having 8_BALLS answer all of his e-mails while he took a three-day vacation to The Flopperlands to visit his grandmother. 
The model was released soon afterward, called "PGT-1.00" and quickly blowing everyone away with its advanced nature, being able to accurately answer complex questions and create short stories with basic, coherent plots. Multiple companies quickly came to offer millions of Flops for the technology, including Googale and the Standard Institute of Irony Ltd. Both companies were denied, however, when Nardicus realized the profit that could be made off of using his own technology to create accessible and user-friendly products that could then be licensed to the public with incredibly high subscription fees.
== Employees ==
CEO: 
* Nardicus (2015-2019)
* Bingy Lucks (2019-present)
COO: 
* Fluffa (2016-present)
CMO:
* "8_BALLS" (2016-2017)
* Sogga (2018-2021)
* Banana Cat (2021-present)
Executive Chairman: 
* El Wiwi (2020-present)
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