Mr. Krabs, Raphael and Achilles: Attorneys at Law/Quotes

==Quotes==
===Court characters===
====Mr. Krabs====
*I'll take the case (whenever they get a client)
It's disconnected.
====Raphael====
*We'll take the case (whenever they get a client)
Yes.
====Achilles====
We'll take the case (whenever they get a client)
====Mrs. Puff====
you client is here eugene
====Mona Lisa====
raph your client is here 
====Pandora====
your client is here
====Jeannie the Babysitter====
your client is here boss
Oh no, not that one. I was referring to... (The phone call is cut.) Hello? Hello!? What's wrong with the phone?
Really? Are you sure?
Oh, okay.
====Lucius Fox====
ha ha (insert random word here)
===Other/Defendant Characters===
====Cyborg====
eh 
meh
====Floyd Minton====
i know your here 
where is everybody
nobody move!
====Deputy Dusty====
yeah your under arrest
your busted wide open
====Clint Clobber====
grrrr!
fuck you
damnit!
Mr. Krabs, Raphael, Achilles, you three come to my office immediately.
Sorry, guys. Bad day.
====Judge Coach Halder====
guilty!
NOT GUILTY!
GUILTY!
shut the fuck up nelson
====Benson====
get back to work!
what?!
GRRAHHH!
your the worse
i am not a dick! you are!
shut up roger!
====Roger Baxter====
okay
oh geez
why me?!
====Judge Nicole Watterson====
okay case begins 
so anything to say
aresst this man 
arrest that woman
okay case dismissed
not guilty
i find ya guilty
====Jon Arbuckle====
garfield!
he hates mondays 
lasagna it's his favorite he will eat it right up like this *imitates garfield eating lasagna* yum yum yum like that
but i'm not crazy i swear
====Lynn Loud, Sr.====
yeah had that coming
what can i have a line in this?
====Judge Chef Hatchet====
next witness!!
not guilty!
guilty!
====Dwight Turnbull====
oh jeez
please just leave
====Judge Dave Seville====
simon theadore alvin?
not guilty
i declare this case over
guilty
====Cyril Figgis====
it's pronounced figgis
oh fuck me 
why?
====Bill Green====
bill green of bill gree real estate
i'm flying *jumps off the table as he is drunk*
i think i just messed my pants
====Elwood P. Harvey====
i know i know
don't say it
i know don't remind me
====Stan Smith====
i'm a usa agent
hey shut up!
finally some justice
====Sterling Archer====
so you admit to the crime
you know what fuck this 
i do not sound like bob belcher
====Xander Crews====
mommy!
yes mommy
coming mother!
====Milo Murphy====
i took a bus to school today you think that's fun?
it's a living
alright!
milo murphey's law
====Sally Sargent====
i don't get respect
yes not guilty
i wish i had a show
====Bowser====
i am sueing that man for copyright infringement 
me and him?
====King Koopa====
i am not copying him i was here first
brothers?
who knew?
====Gramma Alice Green====
yeah i love money i can't help it
scrooge got me into it
====Anakin Skywalker====
i will never turn to the dark side
palpatine did it 
====Emperor Palpatine====
did not
okay i did
damnit so close and yet so far
====Guardians of the Galaxy====
groot:i am groot
rocket: you said it buddy
star lord: we were arrested for smuggling but we didn't do it
drax: yeah bunch of dumbasses
gamora: please help us
mantis: i can't go to jail i got so much i haven't gotten to do
====Elfo====
bite
yeah candy!
it's like it's already halloween
here we go again...
====Larry Koopa, Roy Koopa, Morton Koopa, Jr., Wendy O. Koopa, Lemmy Koopa, Iggy Koopa and Ludwig von Koopa====
wait i we can win this case 
yeah these two are long lost brothers 
====Cheatsy Koopa, Bully Koopa, Big Mouth Koopa, Kootie Pie Koopa, Hip, Hop and Kooky von Koopa ====
yeah look *shows picture)
hip: now that's what's up
kooky: that's kook even for me
====Peter Griffin====
aw crap
help me please
*sings surfing bird*
yay! i win!
====Hank Hill====
god damnit
what the hell?
thank god 
====Jimmy Two-Shoes====
jimmy two shoes
but i didn't do it
aw geez louise
ahh my ass!
====Unikitty====
they think i'm angry for destruction
does that mean i can go?
yay!
====Zim====
oh dang 
aw come on!
curse you dib membrane curse you!
====Gumball Watterson====
*girlish scream*
ahhh!
holy shit
thank you mom
====Pizza Boy====
guilty guilty? *starts laughing insanely*
*get's shocked* ahhhh!
i will get you!
====Buford van Storm====
yeah we have a love hat relationship
it's complicated
so that means...
holy crap!
====Penn Zero====
i'm a hero traveling to other dimensions
*sigh* fuck me
phew 
====WordGirl====
i am hero i also give people definitions
definitions it's what the word means
could we hurry this up i am kinda getting annoyed at this 
annoyed it means you can't stand it
====Arthur Reed====
my glasses!
thank you!
yahoo!
====Ben Tennyson====
the omnitrix it turns me into different aliens
yeah in your face archer
it's hero time!
====K.O.====
oh man
what i do?
alright can we go i'm hungry
but i'm hungry!
is there a bathroom here
but i gotta pee!
====Steven Universe====
please don't 
but i needed to 
thanos was gonna wipe out half the universe
please just stop
thank god i don't do well in tight spaces i throw up
====Spike the Bulldog====
and that's why i beat them
well didn't think about that
well that was a load of crap
====Droopy====
hello all you court people
some insurance forms maybe 
oh dear 
so does that mean he's guilty?
hooray hooray...
you know what?..i'm happy
thank you everyone 
====SwaySway and Buhdeuce====
we deliever bread
oh shit
buhdeuce: oh bubble nuggets
sway sway: i hate this trial
buhdeuce: i told you bribing was illegal
sway sway: ah shut up!
====Harvey Beaks====
yes but it's not what you think
yeah the geyser looked fun
yeah it was
i told you i was
wahoo!
*fist bumps fee but it is stopped as fee shoves it aside shakes her head then kisses him*
*Kisses fee making her blush*
====The Louds====
lincoln
lincoln: oh god
lucy: sigh we're doomed
luna: *singing voice* we are free yesiree we're freeee! *realizes* hey chip skylark didn't make that into a song
====Yogi Bear====
hey what you gonna do
it isn't all bad
nut's and berries? yuck
====Winnie the Pooh====
oh bother
i need honey to survive i'm a bear after all
maybe this will help * runs here i go whoops trips and laughs* i fell down
====Mickey Mouse====
ha ha 
oh boy back in buisness
i won?
i won? *takes out money* here cash have it we have lot's of it
you know i gotta thank you three you really saved my cheese there
party at disneyland! (whenever a case is won)
====Craig Silthers====
i'm a snake 
hello shirt?
so are we good?
awesome thanks
====Leonardo====
raph donatello he's been murdered!
no i didn't but they think it was me!
the shredder!
you murderer! i should've known it was you
asta la bye bye shredder
cowabunga!
====Top Cat====
pardon me but can you help me
gambling illegal gambling
well that's how the cookie crumbles
====Spider-Man====
j jonah think i'm a menace
yes i'm a hero
yes so lobng jonah bye bye
====J. Jonah Jameson====
====Aladdin====
i stole some bread
hey i am a prince
so i win just like that?
yeah! 
====Kim Possible====
====Stitch====
====Speedy Buggy====
====Arnold Shortman====
====Tommy Pickles====
====Kong====
====Buttercup====
====Apple and Onion====
====Sonic the Hedgehog====
====Kirby====
====Wakko, Yakko and Dot====
====Rodney J. Squirrel====
====Snooper and Blabber====
====Magilla Gorilla====
====Wally Gator====
====Thanos====
====Link====
====Archie Andrews====
====Sabrina Spellman====
====Flint Lockwood====
====The Flash====
====Wolverine====
====Coop Burtonburger====
====Scare Bear====
====Quack-Up====
====Jabberjaw====
====Tommy Pickles====
====Danny Phantom====
====Jimmy Neutron====
====She-Ra====
====Duke (G.I. Joe)====
====Optimus Prime==== 
====Lion-O ====
====He-Man====
====Bob Blecher==== 
====Stan Pines====
====Captain Man====
====Rick and Morty====
====Spongebob Squarepants==== 
====Timmy Turner====
====El Tigre==== 
====Dexter==== 
====Captain Caveman====
====Homer Simpson====
====Team RWBY====
====Discord==== 
====Mario====
====Captain Falcon==== 
====Bender====
====Rocko====
====Ladybug and Cat Noir====
=====Vambre and Prohyas====
====Mumbly====
====Grape Ape====
====Jenny Wakeman====
====Flynn Rider====
====Ezra Bridger====
====Woody the Woodpecker====
====Fat Albert====
====The Brady Kids====
====Ghostbusters====
====Shaun the Sheep====
====Michelangelo====
====Mordecai and Rigby====
====Jake Long====
====Green Arrow====
====Batman====
====Craig Williams====
====Speed Buggy==== 
====Nelson Muntz====
====Hank Scorpio====
====Chowder====
====Flapjack==== 
====Juniper Lee==== 
====Lazo, Raj and Clam====
====Cuphead====
====Tracer====
====Deadpool====
====Magneto====
====Elsa====
====Dick Dastardly====
====Dread Baron====
====Muttley====
====Mumbly====
====Superman====
====Black Lightning====
====Mystery Inc.====
====The Neptunes====
====Captain Snerdley====
====Henry Gobbleblobber====
====Zak Storm====
====Black Saturn====
====Winter Soldier====
====Leatherhead====
====Dudley Puppy====
====Roger Smith====
====Space Ghost====
====Cow and Chicken====
====I.R. Baboon====
====Bubsy T. Bobcat====
====Blisstina====
====Roxie McTerrier====
====Henry Gobbleblobber====
====Voltron Force====
====Magneto====
====Hulk====
====Nick Birch====
====Princess Bean====
====Hank and Dean Venture====
====Early Cuyler====
====Eric Cartman====
====Black Hat====
====Simon Seville====
====Chris Griffin====
====Rallo Tubbs====
====Tom Cat====
====Chris McLean====
====Don====
====Godzilla====
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