The Mystery of the Lost Cake/Transcript

This is the transcript for "The Mystery of the Lost Cake".
==Script==
*(Rack and NH are in their house in the kitchen eating.)
*Rack: How are you today, NH?
*NH: Feeling evil.
*Rack: Oh, I like feeling happy.
*(The phone is ringing.)
*US: (Voice only): Raclk, NH, get in my office this second!
*(The two walk into her office.)
*NH: Um, why did you call us?
*US: The worst thing in history happened! I was about to eat my cake, and then it just disappeared!
*NH: Are you sure you didn't eat it?
*US: I was about to but then it just disappeared!
*NH: And you called us because?
*US: Because I need to get my cake! Find it for me!
*NH: Why can't you get it yourself?
*US: Can't, too pregnant.
*NH: We're not doing this.
*US: Oh, so you don't want pens?!
*Rack: Come on, NH. Pens are itter. We are running low on pens.
*NH: (thinking): Why must humans be so stupid? (talking): Alright, fine.
*US: That's more like it! Bring it back to me as soon as possible! I'll be waiting!
*(The two leave to find her cake.)
*US: Now where was I? Oh yeah! (Goes in closet.) No one will find me here.
*(Cut to the two venturing in the woods.)
*NH: So remind me again why we're doing this?
*Rack: For pens.
*NH: So you're telling me we are trying to find the mayor's lost cake just for pens?
*Rack: Yep.
*NH: You're so lucky you own me right now. Just wait until I own you and all other humans.
*Rack: What? Sorry, I was looking at the ground.
*NH: Nothing, nothing. It's not important.
*Rack: Oh alright.
*NH: (thinking): What the human doesn't know won't hurt him.
*(Moving is heard in the bushes.)
*Rack: Huh! That could be the cake thief! Sick 'em!
*NH: Excuse me, but I'm my own person thank you. Why don't you "sick 'em"?
*Rack: Well, you're the wolf, get him!
*NH: So just because I'm a wolf, I have to automatically get him?
*Rack: Just get him!
*NH: No.
*Rack: Why not?!
*NH: Because I don't want to.
*(A squirrel comes out of the bush.)
*NH: Squirrel?! Come back here! I want to eat you!
*(NH follows squirrel.)
*(Later.)
*NH: Mm, that was good squirrel stew.
*Rack: Okay...........well let's keep going.
*(Later.)
*NH: I'm getting hungry. Do you have any food?
*Rack: Nope.
*NH: So you're telling me you didn't bring a food supply?
*Rack: I thought we'd find the thief by now.
*NH: Remind me again why an idiot like you owns a genius like I?
*Rack: I'm not an idiot! You are!
*NH: (sarcastic): Good come back. This further proves human's intelligence is far worse then wolves.
*Rack: Nu uh!
*NH: Only a moron makes a come back like that.
*Rack: I'm not a moron.
*NH: Prove it.
*(The two attack each other.)
*(A hidden person is moving around in the dark.)
*(They stop fighting. They have bruises on each other.)
*NH: Hm? What was that?
*??????: Your worst nightmare.
*(The hidden person comes out and is revealed to be a pony.)
*??????: I am FFF! I am the cake thief!
*Rack: Why did you steal the mayor's cake?!
*FFF: Because I was...............hungry!
*Rack: Well give us that cake!
*FFF: Oh, you want this cake? You're gonna have to get it yourself.
*NH: I could eat her, but I don't like ponies. Too girly for me.
*FFF: Too girly?! You're going down!
*NH: Make me.
*(FFF charges but NH punches her to the tree.)
*FFF: Ow! Alright! Alright! Here's your cake. I'm not even hungy anymore anyway.
*(Rack gets cake.)
*FFF: You may have won this time, but I'll get you again someday!
*(FFF goes away.)
*NH: Too easy. Now, can we please go? I'm tired and hungry.
*Rack: Yep.
*(NH looks at the cake with a hungry face.)
*(They go to her office.)
*US: Raclk, NH Did you get my cake?!
*Rack: Yep, here it is!
*(Looks in backpack and finds nothing.)
*(NH is heard burping.)
*NH: Mm. That was good.
*Rack: NH! Did you eat the cake?!
*NH: Sorry! I can't help my hunger!
*US: That's okay! I had another cake the whole time!
*Rack: (eye twitching): You-you had another cake the whole time?
*US: Yep.
*NH: So you're telling me we spent hours searching for a cake and also beating each other up and beating a pony when you had another cake all along?
*US: Yep. It isn't chocolate though.
*Rack: Well...........at least we'll get some pens.
*US: Oh, those things? I just burned them hours ago.
*(Flashback: US is throwing pens in a fire.)
*US: That's what you get for putting ink on me!
*(Flashback ends.)
*US: Isn't that funny guys?
*(The two leave angered that all of their work was for nothing.)
*US: Guys?
*THE END.
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