Joe Biden

Death
Bidenfracture #4420-304-2345
Fracture Date: June 4, 4 AB - 04:33:22:31 AM
Biden Alterend
 Then, it happened. In an effort to put some distance between himself and the CIA, Biden immediately took off in the speeder and began speeding towards the black hole that some scientists predicted would either annihilate or save the entire planet. The U.S. Government was left with no choice but to sit back and watch Biden spiral into oblivion.
 Imagine, a man, a barbarian, who was once the world's greatest warrior and the progenitor of the Cryptoid race, took his last gasping breath, winked out of existence, and became a nothingness that is truly meaningless.
 Then, they shot him out of the sky, like a pig to the slaughter.
 The End
 Biden's Soul The Mummy's Tomb
 Biden's Necropolis in Tokyo
 References to the Mummy
 Interstellar Overdrive: The Rocky Horror Picture Show - This film depicts a 2.5 billion year old man dying, returning to life, and marrying a sister of the title character.
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