McKnuckle Duster

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 "Ronald's gonna fuckle you up with this McKnuckle Duster!" -Ronald
McKnuckle Dusters are a weapon developed and produced by McDonald's. As expected, they are designed to be worn around one's knuckles just like other brass knuckles. They are typically made of metal or polymer. McKnuckle Dusters are banned in 21 states.