Susan TV: Special Episode (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

== Susan Wraparound 1 ==
Crowd Cheers
Susan: "Welcome, everyone to the Susan TV Special Episode! What's so special about this, you may ask? Well, it's special because we're meeting Disney characters!"
Crowd Cheers even more
Susan: "I'm in Disneyland, hosting a Susan TV, and having Ava Rose as my live critic!"
Ava: "Oh! Being a critic? This is going to be fun!"
Crowd Cheers for Ava
Sonic and Amy: "That's our girl!"
Ava: "I'm still not giving a 10 out of 10 to your short unless it's really good."
Susan: "There were so many Disney characters we want to show get a spotlight here!"
Mickey: "Kinda like the House of Mouse?"
Susan: "Mickey! You're here!"
Amy: "Well, this is a Disney show."
Ava: "Hey! That's my line!"
Amy: "Be polite."
Ava: “Sorry, Mom. I just hate it when somebody steals my lines.”
Susan: “First category, the Disney movies!”
Crowd Cheers
Susan: “Or, well, the parodies my friends made out of them.”
Ava: “This better be good, Susan, or else I’m leaving.”
Susan: “If shorts are not even so bad they’re good, Ava might transform!”
Timon: “When do I get my parody?”
Susan: “Right now!”
Platinum: “Well, the first short we’re gonna show today is made by me. And Ava.”
Ava: “I took animating lessons from Anne, but remember, good writing can save bad animation, but not the other way around.”
Susan: “Presenting to you, The Lion Emperor!”
Ava: “Don’t ask why I named the main character Iglesiya.”
Crowd Cheers
== The Lion Emperor ==
Mane: “Iglesiya, everything the light touches is our kingdom.”
Iglesiya: “What if the light doesn’t touch it?”
Mane: “Well, those are the dark lands, although you could make an argument and expand our kingdom by putting candles there too prevent hyenas from going there.”
2 Hours Later…
Iglesiya: “I just can’t wait to be ki-“ he falls down the water
A platypus catches Iglesiya
Iglesiya: “Thanks.” he rides an ostrich “Oh, I just can’t wait to be-“ he and the ostrich bump into nests, thus making him fall down “Do I need to remind you how bad this sequence is?”
Animal Graveyard
Scratch: “Be prepared, my hyenas, for my reign over the Boastlands will become a place where you can all eat whatever you want!”
The hyenas cheer
Weeks Later…
A stampede occurs
Mane: he was about to fall down “Scratch! Save me from falling!”
Scratch: “Long live the king. Time for me to give you what you deserve for calling me Scratch in the first place.”
Mane: “Well, it’s at least better than calling you a name that means waste.”
Scratch: he drops Mane “No it’s not!”
Mane: he falls down and dies
Many Years Later…
Iglesiya: “Scratch, why did you kill my father?”
Scratch: “Because he called me Scratch, and I want to rule the Boastlands!”
Iglesiya: “And let the hyenas eat everyone?”
The two lions fight
Iglesiya: he throws Scratch into the pit of Hyenas
Scratch: “Friends!”
Hyenas: “Friends? I thought they said you were the enemy! Besides, everyone that is not our species is an enemy. We just want to have one more meaty meal before we die by burning.” they eat Scratch
Iglesiya: he runs to the top of the mountain and roars, thus restoring peace and the lively environment of the Boastlands
The End!
== Susan Wraparound 2 ==
Crowd Cheers
Ava: “I’m awesome! I’m awesome! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!”
Susan: “That was great even without parodies of Timon and Pumbaa, easily the best parts of the original movie!”
The Genie appears
Susan: “Oh! He’s blue! He’s the merchant at the beginning of the film! He’s the Genie!”
Crowd Cheers
Isabella and Anne: “Oh, Genie, I wish that you show us and the audience the parody of Aladdin!”
Swift: he writes on the wall “Jafar is not that evil!”
Susan: “Jafar is not that evil?”
Swift: “Well, he’s a villain, but he’s just a typical kill the heroes type, making him bog-standard. Besides, what does he want to do with that much power when he rules the kingdom of Agrabah?”
Susan: “I don’t know.”
Swift: “Let’s get to the parody… WAIT! Why is it named Alan?”
Anne: “Alan is a human, remember? How about I put him as the star of his own short in Susan TV?”
== Alan ==
Alan: he steals loaves of bread “Just a little snack guys!”
Royal Guards: “Oh no! Not… THAT theme!”
Alan: “OK, then. Well, Mateo, guess we have to sing that tune to any royal guard, and we can steal the food we want and give it to the poor!”
Mateo: “I bet one of my friends can relate.”
Alan: “OK, let’s sing that tune everywhere we go!” he steals more food from the markets while singing that tune he sang earlier
Royal Guards: “Wait a minute! That song does not do anything! Why were we scared of it in the first place?” they run to Alan “Street mouse, stop right there. We have gotten past your tricks. Hand those back to the owners of the markets.”
Alan: “I have no money!”
Dahlia: she was dressed in a street mouse costume “Stop!”
Royal Guards: “Stop right there!”
Dahlia: she reveals herself
Royal Guards: “Princess Dahlia?”
Weeks Later…
Alan: he goes inside the hidden cave and gets the genie lamp
Genie: “We need to escape!”
Alan: “I wish that I’m teleported out of here.”
Genie: he teleports Alan out of the cave
Alan: “Phew.”
Genie: “That’s one wish But don’t wish for more wishes.”
Alan: “Can I wish for a magic muffin that can grant rule free wishes?”
Genie: “What is this? That Fairy Godparents show? This isn’t Nickelodeon! This is Disney!”
Alan: “Oh.”
Genie: “2 more wishes!”
Alan: “I wish I was a prince.”
Genie: he grants Alan’s wish
3 Hours Later…”
Vizier: “Alan? That street mouse?”
Dahlia: “I don’t think so.”
Alan: “I have a different name.”
Vizier: “Your cover has been blown.”
Parrot: he flies to Vizier with the Genie lamp
Vizier: “The Genie will have a new master! Genie, I wish I was an almighty genie too!”
Genie: “OK.”
Vizier: he becomes a genie
Alan: “Vizier, you forgot one thing. When Genies aren’t free from their lamps, they are more powerful. You said you wanted to be an ALMIGHTY one, but their powers are indeed stronger when they aren’t free from their lamps.” he gets the lamp and traps Vizier inside of it “Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space!”
Dahlia: “Well, that was a twist of events!”
Alan: “Genie, I wish you were free, unlike that red one.”
Genie: he was freed
The End!
== Susan Wraparound 3 ==
Crowd Cheers
Ava: “OK, that was funny. 9.4 out of 10.”
Susan: “That’s all-“
Ava: “This isn’t Warner Bros! This is Disney!”
Susan: “Time for category 2, Disney shows! Time for the biggest hit Disney Channel had in terms of animation! It’s also their best show. Phineas and Ferb!”
Phineas: “Who’ll be next?”
Susan: “Cricket and Tilly from Big City Greens will have their show’s parody shown next. Then Wander Over Yonder.”
Phineas: “Didn’t Wander Over Yonder have a parody already in one episode?”
Susan: “Yes. Anyways…”
Curd: “Well, I made it with Ivan, specifically because the show kinda sums up Mom’s life during her 16th summer. Or 15th, because she was born on fall.”
== Custard and Mocha ==
Custard: “So Mocha, what are we gonna do today?”
Mocha: he shrugs
An invitation to Eggmanland lands on Custard’s face
Custard: “Wow! That’s a thousand Mobiums! Thankfully, we have enough money for that from our first concert! Hey! That’s it! Mocha, I know what we’re gonna do today!”
Cream: “Custard, Mocha, please don’t do it.”
Custard: “We just want to have fun! Plus we’ve got Tania to pay for everyone else!”
Tania: “Yes, they do!”
Cream: “You can support Eggman all you want, but making others support them is a new low! You’re busted, and I’m calling Mom!” she dials Vanilla’s number “Mom? Please come to the house! Custard, Mocha, and Tania are building a stage in the backyard!”
Vanilla: “Let me see it.”
Cream: she takes a picture of the three building a stage and sends it to her group chat with Vanilla
Vanilla: gasp “Cream! You were right all this time?”
Cream: “Yes.”
Vanilla: “I can’t believe it! Show me video evidence!”
Cream: she records a video of the two bunny boys and the teenage hedgehog princess building the stage and sends it to the gc
Vanilla: “I’ll be right there!”
3 Hours Later…
Custard: “Hey, Cream! Wanna join us in singing “Eggman’s the Greatest?” You’ll be a star!”
Cream: “No thank you. Besides, you’re going to be busted when Mom sees what you’re doing.”
Mocha: “Nah. She’s gonna love the show!”
Cream: “Sorry, but I need to do what a big sister needs to do when their brothers misbehave.” she flies away and goes to Vanilla
Tania: “My royal band! Let’s play some instruments! But none of you will be the lead singers.”
5 band members go to Tania and play electronic music with her
Custard: “Eggman’s the greatest!”
Mocha: “That’s what we always say!”
Custard: “Don’t put him to the test…”
Mocha: “Throw a party that’ll make him say hooray!”
Custard: “He is our master!”
Mocha: “Never get blasters!”
All: “Eggman and his empire are the very best!”
Sonic: he runs after Eggman
Eggman: he is about to shoot a big laser
Amy: she hits Eggman before he could shoot said laser and said laser destroys the stage
Tania: “Whoa! That was awkward.”
Everyone leaves
Vanilla: she walks to the backyard
Cream: “Look, Mom! Custard and Mocha made a concert about praising Dr. Eggman!”
Vanilla: “There’s nothing there. OK, Cream, you need some CBT.”
Cream: gasp “Darn it. Almost had them there.”
Custard: “You’ll get us next time, Cream!”
The End!
== Susan Wraparound 4 ==
Crowd Cheered
Candace: “You also have 2 brothers who build some crazy thing and you try to get your Mom to bust them, only for some mysterious force to clean up everything?”
Cream: “Yes, Candace. I was just like you when I was 16 and during summer break too!”
Custard: “Except much more polite and every time she is a jerk to any of her friends at any moment, she doesn’t know she is.”
Curd: “And she’s much more justifiable than Candace! She only wants to bust her brothers when they do something bad.”
Doofenshmirtz: “So, Eggman, you are a human with an animal nemesis?”
Eggman: “I had 2 at the time, with one sidekick of theirs, unlike you. And my plans are much more magnificent than yours! I get defeated multiple times, because my nemeses are more powerful.”
Perry: teeth chattering
Penny: teeth chattering “Hi, Perry!”
Susan: “That guy’s name is Perry? That’s the name of my pet! He’s a member of the Black Arms!”
Cricket: “I am Cricket Green!”
Tilly: “Hi, there!”
Susan: “You know you are unfitting for our show. But who cares? You’re the current flagship show of Disney.”
Molly: “Wait, you have a big crossover show too? Like Chibiverse?”
Luz: “I am the good witch Luzura! Warrior of Peace!”
Anne: “Hey, Big! You have a froggy friend too?”
Big: “Yes, I do!”
Susan: “Shut it. Not all of you are getting parodies! In fact, I would rather do a parody of Wander Over Yonder!”
Wander: “Sylvia! They mentioned us!”
Lord Hater: “I am Lord Hater! The greatest in all the galaxy! I will take over this planet with my Watchdog Army!”
Sylvia: “More like Eye Aliens. They don’t look anything like dogs.”
Anne: “I’m a dog! Lord Hater, your army members are not dogs.”
Luz: she creates an ice glyph
Wander: “You don’t need to be violent! An enemy is a friend you haven’t made yet!”
Luz and Hater: “Whatever.”
Susan: “Roll the short!”
Crowd Cheers
== Travel And Unravel ==
Travel: “Hey, Scamper! Look! A carnival themed planet!”
Scamper: “That’s the exact planet we need to go to, because Lord Loather is invading it!’
Lord Loather: “Manx cats and watchdogs, get them!”
Manx Cats and Watchdogs: “We loathe you! You loathe us! We have such animosity with a great big blast and a punch from me to you! Won’t you say you loathe us too!” they attack the citizens
Travel: “Great song!”
Watchdog: “That’s what we say when we do Lord Loather’s duties.”
Travel: “Lord Loather! You don’t need to be all mean and evil! Things will be better when you become a good person!”
Lord Loather: he tries shooting Travel with fireballs and thunder and goes in the Death Ship
Travel: he runs away and hops on Scamper
Scamper: she runs away from Lord Loather
Travel: “Last one to the finish line does not win this trophy!”
The Death Ship boosts towards the statue and destroys said statue, but the ship also gets destroyed
Inhabitants of Carnival Planet: they cheered for Travel and Scamper
Scamper: “That was truly awesome. Good job, Travel.”
Travel: “Nice one, Loather! Here’s a trophy for winning the race fair and square!”
Loather: he weakly grabs the trophy
The End!
== Susan Wraparound 5 ==
Crowd Cheers
Huey, Dewey, and Louie: “Unca Scrooge? We didn’t get our own parody yet!”
Scoorge: “Don’t worry lads, we’ll get our own parody in another Susan TV.”
Susan: “Well that was a lot of Disney. Now let’s get everyone here! Sonic? Call Sora!”
Sonic: he grabs Sora’s hand and brings him to the door
Sora: he opens the door using his keyblade
A lot of Disney characters arrive, but so do the villains
Jafar: “Hahahahahahahahaha! I am going to get rid of the heroes!”
Pete: “This Susan TV will become Villain TV!”
Susan: “Let’s bring out the big guns.”
== Thank You, Disney! ==
Thank You, Disney Plays
Candace: “Disney, it’s your anniversary! Thank for all the shows you’ve created!
Not to mention our friends
Along with those shows that you created!
With more to create, you will never end!’
Phineas, Ferb, and the Fireside Girls: “Shooby doo! Shooby doo!”
Cream and Candace: “We’re a little high strung
It’s just because we’re young
Wanting to impress ya
And do anything for you and Sega!”
Ava: “Did you just rhyme- oh, never mind. Go ahead.”
All Disney Characters: “Although you failed once, you still persisted
Without you we would not have existed
And we want to say this now, due to this, we exalt!”
Background Singers: “Due to this, we exalt!”
Candace: “Because you revolutionized animation, we love you Waaaaalt!”
Everyone Else: “Oooooohhh….”
Everyone Cheered for the Disney characters, along with the people in Susan the Hedgehog that joined in the singing
Susan: “Great show, everyone!”
Villains: “Well, we’ll not take over your show anymore. We don’t want to cause trouble, since Walt Disney was the reason we existed.”
Susan: “See you next episode! Thank you, and especially thank Walt Disney for making animation a medium instead of just a genre.”
Sonic and Ava: “How else would we have ended the show?”
Ava: “Jinx! Dad, you can’t speak until we get home!”
The End!
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