Kid vs. Kat: Split Personality ~ YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE! (A Christmas CreepyPasta Song)

Two-Faced Coop: Up on my housetop, what's that sound? Someone stomping all around! Time for a lockdown, traps are armed! Off my roof or you'll be harmed!
Santa: Ho-Ho-Ho! Why hello!
Two-Faced Coop: Oh-No-No! Don't you go! Down through my chimney, is that clear? You're Not Welcome Here!
Santa: Where are the stockings, where's the wreath? Please don't hurt me, I'm no thief! Where's the tinsel, where's the tree?
Two-Faced Coop: Stay the fuck away from me!
Santa: Ho-Ho-Ho! Easy bro!
Two-Faced Coop: How 'bout no! Out you go! Find someone else to spread some cheer! You're Not Welcome Here!
Santa: Down in the basement, could there be? Milk and cookies, and a tree?
Two-Faced Coop: Gather up your presents, get your sack! Take a hike and don't come back!
Santa: Ho-Ho-Ho! What's below?
Two-Faced Coop: No-No-No! You can't go! Down in my basement!
Santa: Whom shall I fear? I am welcome here!
Two-Faced Coop: Where is he hiding, where'd he go? He's here somewhere, this I know!
Santa: I got these photo's, and his key! I got to go he's after me! Ho-Ho-Ho! You're to slow!
Two-Faced Coop: Oh-Ho-Ho! You would know!
Santa: I've got to deliver-
Two-Faced Coop: Kiss my ass!
Santa: Please don't hurt me!
Two-Faced Coop: You don't decide!
Santa: Stop! You're crazy!
Two-Faced Coop: I don't mind! Yoooou're Not Weelcoome Heeeeere!
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