TV Wars

TV Wars is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If they made a TV army, who would be the highest ranking officer?
===Choices===
1. Sergeant Schultz
2. Hawkeye Pierce
3. Gomer Pyle
4. Steve Austin
===Choice Quotes===
1. "You know nothing-k!"
2. "Nope. Sorry. Captain."
3. "Well gooooooolly! He's only a private!"
4. "Colonel Steve Austin."
===Answer Quote===
"He has the highest rank, and he fought Bigfoot. What a stud."
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