Confession Cam

This is used throughout Total Drama Valley.
The Confessions
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*Cera: They weren’t actually going to put our lives on the line, were they?
*Chomper: This sounds fun…except for the potentital pain part. I just wanna prove to everyone that sharpteeth are not stupid.
*Shorty: I mean, Littlefoot’s tough and everything, but he can’t beat my team.
*Rhett: I know Ali thinks Littlefoot is cool but when she sees me climb those rocks she’ll be impressed.
*Cera: I figured if want to win, I need an alliance. My sister’s on the sharpteeth team, so that rules her out.
*Rhett: She said I’m funny (faints.)
*Ali: Rhett’s one of my friends, but I don’t like him, just so you know.
*Rita: Yeah, I met Chomper when my family met his. He’s simply the COOLEST sharptooth ever!
*Hyp: I can’t believe that little swimmer made us lose. She’s so off the team!
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*Tippy: Tippy knows they aren’t going to let us die…….right?
*Shorty: I’m as tough as I look.
*Cera: Great. Now with 2 other players on my side, I’ll never get voted off now.
*Petrie: Me think Tera’s crazy. Me like her.
*Rory: So, it seems I’m getting along with everyone, that’s good.
*Tricia: What can I say, I have to agree with Mutt here.
*Cera: If I’m going to get those wishes, I need everyone on my side. No one’s gonna stop me.
*Guido: Ok, I’ve been teased enough already, if we lose, I’m voting Rory off.
*Myra: I just don’t hope Rory goes, I really like him.
*Mutt: Rory’s going down for sure.
*Rory: Mutt’s going down for sure.
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*Myra: Ok, I don’t really like Cera, but hey, I still want to make it far.
*Ducky: Cera hasn’t lied to be before, so I can trust her, I do, I do.
*Chomper: Ok, how come anywhere else, these things taste ok, but here, they taste as bad as green food?
*Rita: Chomper rules!
*Rita: Whoops, anyway, it’s just that I’m so used to using my mouth for doing stuff. (Opens mouth wide and brings it close to camera) You see that tooth on the far right? I caught my first longneck with that…
*Petrie: Me glad they have cold stuff to put on my back.
*Ali: Rhett’s not a bad guy, but man, he tries too hard.
*Rhett: Please, Ali, if you’re watching this, notice me!
*Myra: Ok, Cera is far from the weakest competitor. I just hope this alliance doesn’t come back to bite me.
*Shorty: (Looks angrily at camera) Could you turn the camera off please?! I really have to go…”
*Shorty: OK, Guido’s a loser, but Mo hasn’t actually been of assistance to us at all.
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*Ali: I’m glad to be getting along with everyone. I already know Ducky and Cera, and Tippy’s pretty cool too, and even though they’re sharpteeth, Rita and Myra seem nice. I’m sure this game won’t hurt our friendships in anyway.
*Tippy: Tippy wants to know if we can find a way to stop fire from being made now.
*Cera: Heh heh. Blackmail material…
*Tricia: OK, I’ve been accident-prone since I left my egg. This place is still fun!
*Shorty: I can’t sing. Listen to this…. (Sings a note, confession cam’s lens can be seen cracking.)
*Nod: I think I can have more fun now that Hyp and Mutt are gone. I never really wanted to be mean, I was just going with the flow.
*Cera: OK, Ali has no idea what’s she saying. That dumb longneck just won’t agree that threehorns are the best at everything, including singing. But mark my words: she’ll pay for that comment. (Chuckles sinisterly.)
*Ruby: Something’s been bugging me about Itchy since he arrived, but I don’t know what that something about Itchy is.
*Cera: They don’t even know about my alliance with Myra and Ducky. If they only knew…”
*Cera: So they thought I was mean to Ali, big deal. To stay in the game, I just needed 4 votes against Spike. Ducky I talked into by saying that Spike probably wasn’t having fun here, Myra’s in my alliance already, so I just needed two more. Rita seems to vote off whoever Chomper votes off, and getting Chomper to side with me? No skin off my bones.
*Chomper: She told me where I could find a dead threehorn and she let me eat the skin off it’s bones.
*Tippy: Tippy now officially hates Cera.
*Ali: If Ms. Stuck-up Threehorn thinks, we won’t pay her back for this, she is so wrong.
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*Cera: You’re going to pay for that Ali. Unlike me, you don’t have an alliance.
*Ruby: That was even more gross than usually, and it’s usually gross.
*Myra: I can’t believe I went through with that. Cera should’ve been voted off, not Spike. I’m quitting the alliance.
*Shorty: I think Littlefoot is cool and all, it’s just that I’m better at everything.
*Cera: At least Ducky will be easier to keep on my side. It’s good to have alliances with someone a bit younger than you.
*Guido: Maybe these guys aren’t so bad after all.
*Guido: I hayyy hemmm…
*Tricia: I’m not that accident prone, am I? (As she turns to walk around, she knocks the camera out of position with her tail.)
*Shorty: I like this Noah guy’s attitude.
*Cera: Wow..
*Myra: That was too easy.
*Rhett: Oh,
*Shorty: come
*Rory: on!
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*Ali: If she’s going to stay in the game, I might as well enjoy her misery.
*Littlefoot: She looks nicer than that Noah guy.
*Chomper: That was tasty! And, I feel more wide awake for some reason…
*Shorty: Of course. The girl sides with the team with more girls.
*Tera: Look, I hope everyone here and all you viewers can accept the fact I don’t like talking about my past, OK?
*Guido: What makes me such a target for being picked on, huh? My lack of good flying, my odd voice, what? 
*Chomper: Not all sharpteeth are mindless killers. I know what a mindless killer is. (Brief pause.) coughDoc-cough
*Nod: I haven’t even known this human for half a day, and I already think she’s better than Hyp or Mutt.
*Rita: I love Chomper more than anything else, I’ not just stand there and watch him potentially drown!
*Littlefoot: Chomper’s still one of my closet friends, I had to help him.
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*Tippy: Tippy wants to know: Does anyone in the Great Valley know who gave Tippy those heart-shaped rocks? Seriously, Tippy would appreciate that.
*Chomper: This challenge was very weird. I mean, in this “ved-Eeoh game” my senses wouldn’t work. I bet humans find these things stupid.
*Littlefoot: Ali and I have been friends since we first met. I just don’t get why she spends most of her time here with me.
*Myra: I can’t believe that threehorn! The next time we lose, she is so voted off!
*Tera: At least Petrie isn’t negative, even if he can be a fraidy-flyer sometimes. (Giggles a little.)
*Guido: Ever since Shorty, Rory, and Petrie have started being jerks to me, I’ve really lost self-confidence.
*Rhett: I can’t hit Ali, she wouldn’t like me then…right?
*Ali: I just can’t believe that fast biter.
*Rita: Though Chomper is awesome, Myra was one of my closest friends in the Mysterious Beyond. I’m siding with her.
*Ducky: Cera doesn’t use me. We’re friends, we are, we are. (looks unsure.)
*Ali: Cera will pay, Myra. We promise.
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*Guido: They’re still big jerks.
*Ruby: This game is what my family and I used to play all the time in the Mysterious Beyond. And I’m the King…..I mean Queen of this game!
*Cera: So what, I’m the only one in this contest with common sense, I’m bound to be the winner.
*Ali: And she is one of Littlefoot’s friends how?
*Tera: Petrie may be a meanie to Guido sometimes, but he’s still pretty cool.
*Nod: Even when you’re big you can get tired once in a while.
*Guido: That was both awesome and terrible at the same time.
*Cera: OK that’s it, I’m going to tell.
*Shorty: No sweat, I just hope those eggs grow up to be great dinosaurs. I don’t want to have nearly drowned for nothing….
*Tippy: Who did Tippy vote off? Cera’s been annoying since episode 5, but Tippy has to say….Nod.
*Chomper: Yeah, Nod… (chuckles nervously.) Not exactly helpful anymore…….
*Cera: I had Ducky vote with me. Ali’s going down. Ha!
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*Rory: TDV’s been a big experience for me. It’s neat meeting leafeaters who I don’t want to eat. Littlefoot and Ali are pretty cool, so is Tippy, but Cera’s creeping me out. Shorty and Petrie are awesome. I regret having a flyer for breakfast this morning.
*Shorty: I don’t understand why everyone is so girl-crazy here.
*Guido: You here me? I’ll get you guys back one day! Ah ha ha! (Stands up, but then slips into the hole..) EW!! (Flies out.)
*Ducky: See? I can talk big whenever I want.
*Petrie: Me no understand what’s wrong with Tera. Whenever you talk about he past she gets angry.
*Ali: You know, ever since I came here, I had this weird feeling that someone was trying to kill me, I think this is why I have those feelings.
*Rita: If Chomper says I can do it, I know I can do it.
*Rita: Going home wouldn’t be too awful…but the whole “Chomper isn’t around” part is.
*Chris: OK, I HAVE to remember that there are so many things these dino dudes don’t know about human culture.
*Rhett: Maybe if I win this game, Ali will start to notice me. (Pauses, then realizes…) Oh great, if we win, that means I beat her.
*Ali: I’ll admit, this challenge was pretty fun. I think we should definitely play this again when this stupid show’s over.
*Rhett: (Nevously.) I hope my team isn’t mad at me.
*Petrie: Rhett………………….Why?
*Shorty: Ok man, you valued a longneck who doesn’t even have a crush on you, that’s weak.”
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*Ali: Littlefoot…I think he knows how I… (Footage cuts off.)
*Rory: This is cool! There’s an old fast biter legend: If you hold onto the first tooth you lose, it’ll bring you good luck!
*Petrie: Me like Tera, but does me like her a lot? Is that what Cody thinks?
*Ducky: Chef is very tough, he is, he is. But I’m not saying that is a good thing.
*Tippy: Tippy notices something weird: Whenever Chef yells, you can see some weird red thing move around in the back of his mouth.
*Cera: Look, I don’t need Ducky betraying me like Myra did….even though she’s no threat to my winning.
*Cody: Ok, maybe dinosaur chicks are attracted by the same moves human chicks are.
*Shorty: Guido’s such a wimp, he’s going home the next time my team loses!
*Guido: Whoever’s laughing at me back in the valley, don’t. I’ll get them back one day!
*Rory: That jump was so incredible! Anybody who didn’t see it should just hate themselves right now!
*Tera: Petrie’s pretty cool. Oh what the heck, I like him a lot.
*Petrie: Me think Tera is the coolest flyer ever.
*Littlefoot: I did not see that coming…but Ali and the obstacle part.
*Chomper: So is this what he meant when the Noah kid called me an airhead?
*Guido: (Holding Rory’s tooth.) You guys love playing jokes, huh? Well, I hope you find this one funny. (Jams Rory’s tooth into the locked ballot box, and strains until he opens it.) Changing the votes so Petrie’s girlfriend gets voted off, hilarious eh?! (Takes out ballots, puts new ones in.)
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*Littlefoot: Desptie what you may think, Chomper’s pretty nice for a sharptooth, even if he eats meat.
*Rita: Say anything bad about Chomper and I’ll hunt you down.
*Ali: Littlefoot’s cool, and I guess I like him, but… (Realizes what she just said.)
*Guido: I swear, humans are absolutely crazy.
*Cera: When this episode airs, can someone tell me please how me how they got us on these flyers’ backs and into the sky without waking us up? It just doesn’t make sense.
*Guido: What did I just tell you?
*Ruby: I’m having fun, because if I wasn’t having fun, I wouldn’t be enjoying myself.
*Izzy: It’s great to be back on TDI! Even if it’s not TDI, but still. These dinosaurs are cool. I think I even have an uncle who is 1/64th brontosaurus….
*Ali: Ok, was that supposed to be a joke?
*Littlefoot: Thank goodness, I hate seeing my friends get hurt.
*Chomper: That was nice and cool of Rita….and I’ll admit, kind of creepy.
*Tippy: Can somebody assure Tippy that they aren’t trying to kill us?
*Rory: Bring it on. I can do this.
*Tippy: Yeah, that’s what a spiketail can do!
*Guido: When I win this challenge, maybe my team will finally respect me.
*Cera: I wasn’t going to lose to a nerdy flyer, so I thought of different means of victory.
*(Everyone, footage edited together.): ……………………….
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*Ducky: Cera told me to stay up and watch Littlefoot and Ali. I guess she’s just curious, I think, I think.
*Shorty: Ok, there’s only 4 including myself left on the Super Sharpteeth, but we’re the 4 tough ones!
*Cera: Just what I need…. (Chuckles evilly…)
*Littlefoot: All the humans we’ve met so far are nice, but….Chef’s kinda crazy.
*Rory: I can’t believe I had forgotten about it.
*Chomper: What happened next was scary, I remember it happening before to me.
*Chris: Yeah, that was my idea. What? This episode lacked action.
*Ducky: Cera hasn’t lied to me before, she hasn’t, she hasn’t…..I just hope no one gets hurt.
*Gwen: Those two brontos remind me of myself….and someone I know from 08’.
*Cera: Better handle this part on my own. If we lose, I couldn’t risk Ducky getting that prize.
*Rory: Yeah, I bet you in the Great Valley don’t think sharpteeth are stupid anymore, do ya?
*Ali: How come humans can’t do this these themselves, they need these things called “Muh-cheens.”
*Cera: I’m so in control of this game.
*Chris: When I head back to the future, I’m stealing the idea for that dish and selling it in markets, that’s what I’ll do. Heh-heh.
*Tippy: Tippy can’t believe Littlefoot would act like that! Littlefoot is so gone.
*Chomper: Littlefoot, how could you be mean to Ali like that?
*Rita: I thought you were nicer than that!
*Cera: Now I’ve got everyone’s attention off of me, I can so run this game now.
*Ducky and Rita: Zzzzzzzzzzzz. (They went into the Confession Cam just to get some sleep.)
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*Ali: I don’t want to be mean, but I’m sure a few jokes on Cera wouldn’t be bad. Heh heh.
*Rita: Hey, she doesn’t know what it’s like to eat meat.
*Shorty: Not like I’m saying that’s a bad thing. Ha.
*Cera: Perfect, Ruby could be valuable to my alliance if I can get here on my side….
*Ruby: I might as well try to get on everyone’s good side, I don’t want to get voted off because of personal problems.
*Petrie: Why couldn’t we just stay there the first time and go into the cabins later? Me think it just doesn’t make sense.
*Ali: Yucky!
*Chomper: Yummy!
*Tippy: Ok, the dangerous stunts is one thing, but making Tippy and the others eat this yucky stuff, that’s just plain horrible!
*Ruby: Cera seems nice, but so are Ali, Rita, and Tippy. I’m just afraid I’ll make someone mad, because if they are mad, they won’t be happy.
*Cera: Tippy’s going down next Bonfire. I’ll teach that spiketail you shouldn’t mess with a threehorn!
*Petrie: Me not worried that me lost chance to be invincible. Me sure that me….won’t….Ooh, excuse me! (Quickly pukes into the Confession Cam bowl.)
*Ruby: I knew what I did next would either gain me a lot of respect, or lose every bit the others had for me…
*Ruby: My parents told me you shouldn’t let someone else see you throw up, but I couldn’t find a place here without the things they call cameras!
*Chris: The plant Ruby jumped in has a tendency to let out an odor….that can’t be washed away….
*Cera: Ruby’s about to learn she just made her biggest mistake in the competition….
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*Petrie: Me can’t help it. Me not that big now.
*Ducky: Cera is very smart, she is, she is. I guess I should do what she said.
*Ali: Ok, that was a bad introduction, but I’m sure he’ll be nice.
*Rita: I love leaf-riding. Almost as much as I love Chomper…
*Petrie: Me think that was too close.
*Shorty: Noah and that crazy girl Izzy were OK, but this Tyler kid is just pathetic.
*Shorty: Man, that was weak.
*Rita: Any friend of Chomper’s is a friend of mine, so yeah, I’d gladly lend Petrie a hand.
*Rita: Oh yeah, it was Doom Hill that wasn’t really scary, my mistake.
*Chomper: Going home won’t be so terrible, right? I had a good run.
*Ducky: I cannot believe she said that, I can’t I can’t!
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*Cera: I made it to the final eight? No surprise there.
*Tippy: Tippy’s proud of herself for making it this far, Tippy just hopes Tippy can beat Cera….
*Ali: Rita’s nice, and so is Chomper, but anyone else think Rita’s kind of obsessed with him?
*Rory: Wow, I’m surprised. That’s not a weird fear.
*Tippy: Tippy would have guessed that Cera’s biggest fear was losing.
*Chomper: It was a little fun finding out what everyone was afraid of. At least it won’t affect us in anyway…
*Chris: Oh it will Chomper, it will dude. (Snickers evilly.)
*Tippy: Tippy’s mad at Cera, but Tippy will admit…Tippy wonders if Tippy can use the word “I”.
*Ali: I didn’t know if I would be able to do it. I just couldn’t give up though…
*Duncan: And I thought my fear of Celine Dion music store standees was dumb.
*Rita: I can’t believe Chomper decided to take Doc on! He’s the bravest sharptooth I ever met!
*Chomper: I’m glad he didn’t get hurt! Petrie didn’t taste yucky though…
*Rory: I just hope others don’t call me a wimp. I just want to make friends here.
*Tippy: Tippy, Tippy means, …I will prove to Cera that….I can talk normally.
*Ali: Duncan’s really mean, I’m surprised he made it so far back in TDI.
*Duncan: Look, I don’t like seeing others hurt, Ok? But don’t think I’m a stupid softy.
*Cera: Ha! Invincibility 4 times in a row, here I come!
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*Shorty: Ok, I realize I probably would need an alliance if I want to make it to the end. But who would want to make it to the Final Two with me?
*Cera: I’ll prove to all of them that threehorns are the best…I’ll just need a little help. With Ducky gone, I could use a new alliance member.
*Chomper: Why does he always have to do that?!
*Ali: Sure, Shorty can be rude sometimes, but he’s not “Cera-rude.”
*Tippy: Tippy, I mean I….am so hungry for something good.
*Rory: Finally, something good. (Stomach rumbles noisily.) You’ll get something soon.
*Chris: Without the parents’ permission of course. Heh heh.
*Rory: Ok, I know my sharptooth ways can accidentally scare them, I’m not meaning to though.
*Ali: Rory’s nice, but he should be more careful with the hunting mentionings and the like.
*Shorty: One thing I started to realize today was that flying is one really useful ability when it comes to avoiding being caught. This sucks kind of.
*Rita: The kitchen, that’s disgusting! YUCK! Do you know how gross it would be to clean up that green food?!
*Tippy: Rita’s not bad, but she can be a little wild sometimes. That can bother Tippy.
*Rita: Hey, threehorns and spiketails smell similar. That’s not my fault.
*Chomper: Ugh, sticky stuff. It makes my hands sticky, and I don’t like that.
*Shorty/Cera (Footage edited together.): Say, Shorty/Cera could be just who I am looking for. Someone tough enough to get me the Final Three, then I can just ditch him/her.
*Rory: I’ll never be a mean sharptooth, but pretending to be mean can come in handy sometimes.
*Shorty: (Few seconds of silence, then…) Heh….heh…HA HA HA!
*Cera/Shorty: (Footage edited together) I can’t believe I thought working with Shorty/Cera was a good idea.
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*Shorty: Ok, Final Six, not bad at all. But seriously, this place can drive you crazy sometimes.
*Cera: I’m made it to the Final Six, no surprise there. And with Shorty on my side, until I dump him of course, I’ll be the winner for sure!
*Chomper: Wow, this is fun! I never thought I would make it this far!
*Rory: I had a great time here, it was fun, exciting, and I made a few friends. What more can a fast biter ask for?
*Tippy: Tippy hopes every back in Tippy’s herd is watching. Only 5 more players to go……even though Tippy likes Ali, Chomper, and Rory.
*Ali: I must admit, after several weeks here…..I’m surprised we haven’t gone insane.
*Rory: Ah, hands. Quite handy. Get the pun?
*Ali: There’s many things in this world that we don’t know about, and I like discovering what they are.
*Chef: That bantering bronto gets on my last nerve!
*Shorty: That Chef has some serious anger problems.
*Cera: The key to winning is knowing everything ahead of time always.
*Ali: Ok, I know I’m not related to him. I don’t get that comment.
*Rory: I don’t really care about winning, I just like playing games. Bring it on!
*Tippy: Tippy just wants to do something like this so Cera will stop calling Tippy weak.
*Cera: That whole “popularity contest” thing concerns me. I think to win, I need to think about who I’m gonna vote off….
*Ali: Rory’s really nice, but he has a point. After TDV, we probably won’t be able to play together again.
*Shorty: Like I said, I’m only helping Cera until I don’t need her anymore, I may have great brawn, but I also have brains.
*Ali: Ok, I know I’ve seen what I found in the sand somewhere before, but I can’t remember where…..
*Cera: Even though I doubt I can get Tippy in my alliance, I think I can get her to vote with me.
*Tippy: Tippy hates to admit it, and Tippy means REALLY hates to admit it, but Cera…..has a point.
*Chomper: That looked fun. Wish I waited until this challenge.
*Chris: I gotta stop having challenges involving things dinos haven’t heard of.
*Ali: I wouldn’t mind losing normally, but losing to Cera…..ugh.
*Cera: I know I’m not going home tonight, Shorty’s already in my alliance, and I think I’ve convinced Tippy who she should vote off if she wants to win. Heh heh.
*Tippy: Cera had a point about the popularity thing, that’s why Tippy voted off…..(Footage cuts off.)
*Ali: I thought that for sure they had to have liked Rory more than me.
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*Shorty: Are you kidding me?!
*Shorty: Look, I’m only in Cera’s alliance so I can have a better shot at winning. The moment I can win invincibility and not her, I’m taking it.
*Chomper: I would never eat my friends! Only my enemies…..
*Ali: That was actually a smart move on Cera’s part.
*Ali: I thought for sure Cera was going home, but it turned out……
*Tippy: Between Tippy and Cera? Ha! Cera has to be less popular than Tippy….
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*Shorty: I don’t trust that Chef. I’m sure he has something up his arms. (Something up your sleeves.)
*Ali: Yeah, the tension between me and Cera is still there. I just can’t let the bossy threehorn win the prize of those wishes.
*Cera: When this episode airs, can someone please tell us how they got us hear without us noticing?! Seriously…..
*Chomper: Again, they just leave us alone. I don’t think they even care for us.
*Ali: The being by ourselves thing didn’t bother me, but forcing me to team up with Cera?!
*Ali, Shorty, Chomper, and Cera: We’re gonna die. We’re gonna die. We’re gonna die.
*Chomper: Wow, that was nice of Cera.
*Cera: Look, I know there are some things more important than winning, and this is one of those.
*Sierra: You know, to tell the truth, I just really wanted to use this ever since I got here. I’d like to give shout outs to all the other flyers in our Stone Hunting group, and…. (Footage cuts off)
*Chef: Since that lousy Chris still hasn’t increased my pay after working on this series for 4 seasons, I figure I can use his product placement strategy against him. Heh heh.
*Cera: We are so dead.
*Shorty: I think the one lesson I learned from TDV is this: Humans are completely insane! Except for that Noah, and maybe that girl Gwen…..
*Chris: (Long after this episode aired.) Like it would be a success. Unless, of course, you could get yours truly to host a show on that…..
*Chomper: I hope Rita’s watching, she’d be so proud.
*Ali: Ok, that came out wrong…..
*All 4: Is this how we’re gonna die?
*Ali: Thinking back on this incident now, I realize….that was pretty anti-climatic.
*Ali: I can’t believe that. Victory…as easy as that?
*Cera: Perfect. Now I made it to the Final Three. I can’t wait to see Ali go down.
*Ali/Cera: (Footage edited together) Now that we’ve won invincibility, it’s time my little truce with Cera/Ali ended.
*Shorty: At least I don’t have to put up with that jerk again!
*Cera: No surprise that I made it to the final three. Threehorns are the best, everyone knows that.
*Chomper: This is so fun! I just hope I was able to prove that sharpteeth aren’t bad.
*Ali: I’ll admit, I didn’t think I’d make it this far. But now that I’ve made it to the semi-finals……
*Chomper, Cera, and Ali: (Shown in a 3-way split screen): Bring it on.
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*Ali: I never thought I’d make it this far when TDV began, I really impressed myself. What was it like being here for 8 weeks? Miserable. I mean, Chomper’s cool, but spending 8 weeks with Cera? I’d rather spend 8 weeks in Chomper’s stomach.
*Cera: Personally, I’m getting sick of Ali, but I’m not concerned. Whatever challenge Chris can throw at us now, I’m sure she won’t be able to take it. 
*Chomper: All right! I can’t believe I made it this far. I want to say hi to my mom, and my dad, and my Uncle Red Claw… 
*Chomper: I never knew how tough some of my friends could be. It was actually slightly cool! 
*Ali: (Gulp.) If I make the slightest mistake, I’m out of the game! I have to be careful.
*Cera: Luckily, any other dares involving smelling something won’t bother me….cause I think I lost my sense of smell….. 
*Chomper: I may not have looked that tough in the past, but I can be really brave and strong when I have to be.
*Ali: Winning this could prove to be difficult. 
*Chris: Me and Chef had a bet. First one to puke wins 100 bucks. Heh heh…Like I’m gonna pay if he wins…. 
*Chef: I heard that!
*Chris: Crap…..
*Ali: I realized that despite how late in the game it was, I might just still have a chance at an alliance, and if I can get it, Cera will finally go down and pay for everything she’s done! 
*Cera: Alliances are great when you’re in them, but when an alliance is made against you, you learn how bad they really are. 
*Ali: One thing I learned about from humans is this thing called karma. They say that when you do bad things, bad things will happen to you. I believe this challenge was the karma Cera had yet to receive. Heh heh…. 
*Chomper: Aw man, I wanted to do that dare. 
*Ali: I could tell she meant it. Old One taught me not to hold grudges.
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*Ali: I’ll admit, this show wasn’t exactly the best time of my life, but I enjoyed it…for the most part. I met some dinosaurs here who were pretty cool, like Tippy, Mo, Rory, Myra, Nod, Shorty, and Tera. And Littlefoot…..well, I’m still kind of upset about what happened. Also, the food here was awful! I think I’d rather try meat than eat anymore of Chef’s green food ever again.
*Chomper: This show was pretty fun! I didn’t think I’d make it this far! The challenges were fun, except for that one with Doc, and the one where I got chased by that threehorn. I’m glad Rory won that key, so I got to eat the good meat for quite some time. I’d like to say hi to my mom and dad, and my uncle Red Claw…, and no matter what the final result it, Ali promised me one of the wishes!
*Littlefoot: I thought Ali wasn’t still mad at me anymore, guess I was wrong. I just really want to make it up to her…
*Ali: I just felt that now was not the right time for any potential drama between me and Littlefoot. After this over, I’ll talk to him, I swear.
*Rhett: I feel bad about what happened between Littlefoot and Ali, but maybe she’ll replace him with me hopefully…..(Gasps), but what if she starts to like Shorty?! 
*Chomper: I think I’m a good runner. You have to be when you’re a hunter. 
*Cera: I’ve learned my lesson. Winning isn’t everything. But still….I still kinda hope Ali loses…
*Rita: I needed to think of a plan. 
*Ali: This whole show was nothing but a series of close calls! It’s ridiculous! 
*Guido: Tera, I’m sorry, ok?! 
*Chomper: A good meat can make me run faster than I usually can. 
*Littlefoot: Oh! I felt so stupid…first I was tricked by Cera and hurt Ali’s feelings, now I cost Ali the game?! 
*Cera: It may be hard to believe, but I think I enjoyed it here. I’ve got my friends back, and this lousy game is finally over!
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*Spike: Finally, for once I can use the confession cam! Having a voice rules! I can’s believe I got voted off so early last season, I never did anything wrong. I’m not going to lose this no matter what!
*Chomper: Here we go again! Maybe I’ll win again!
*Cera: If there’s anything I learned from last season, it’s that winning isn’t important. I won’t be focused on winning this time around. Making sure Ali and Tippy don’t win either, that’s what I’ll be focused on! Ha ha!
*Guido: Wind is my mortal enemy sometimes. Other times it’s Shorty, Rory, and occasionally Petrie.
*Shorty: I’m the strongest longneck in the game! And probably the strongest overall too!
*Rita: I helped Chomper win last time, and maybe I can help him again this time!
*Rory: (Pushing his nose right against the camera.) See the power of a carnivore’s sniffer! See it!
*Shorty: I should’ve known better.
*Littlefoot: I’m not messing up my relationship with Ali again, I can tell you that!
*Ali: Letting me have his prize? That’s very nice of Littlefoot.
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*Chris: *Laughs for a moment* This is gonna be a great season!
*Chomper: This is really getting annoying, I mean how long does Chris think we can run?
*Chris: *smiling at the camera* I have a bet with Chef about who's going to win...and it ain't gonna be a longneck!
*Rhett: I swear…the next chance I get, I’m shoving Chris off the top of one of these buildings…he deserves it!
*All four Longnecks are standing in front of a different camera* CHRIS!!! WE’LL GET YOU FOR THIS!
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*Ducky: Chris is very mean, oh yes yes yes. I think he is even worser than Cera
*Chris: Product placement at it’s finest. Heh heh.
*Petrie: Littlefoot may not know this, but Guido a traitor. He rigged votes against Tera last season.
*Cera: If I want a chance this season, I must act without making my actions clear.
*Tippy: Tippy doesn’t understand these “video game” things. Tippy knows we had a challenge based off them last season, but Tippy still thought it was weird.
*Chris: Here’s a hint about the next challenge: If they don’t like it, they won’t be able to sue-mo me!
*Tricia: Those things looked ridiculous.
*Spike: I heard that!
*Shorty: Considering how hard he was to move, I’m willing to bet a lot.
*Myra: I have nothing against Ruby, so I probably didn’t have that extra motivation I would’ve had if I was facing Cera.
*Guido: Darn it, I thought that might’ve impressed her. (Snaps fingers.)
*Ali: What kind of sick twisted person lets someone like Chris have a career?!
*Spike: If you’re going to play dirty, make sure the others won’t be aware of it. Ha ha ha….
*Chomper: Wow, I never knew Tippy could be so rough.
*Tippy: Tippy feels lousy. Tippy’s gonna vote herself off tonight…
*Rory: I’m someone who plays fair. I’m not into playing dirty, unless by that you mean playing in mud.
*Littlefoot: Actually, it hurt a lot, I just didn’t want Rory to feel terrible.
*Chomper: So it’s kind of like I’m eating Chris. Cool.
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*Ali: I hate to admit it…but I’m sure Cera’s right about Chris, he’ll do anything to see us all suffer during this game!
*Spike: This could be my chance…an alliance is what I need…and I know just who to get it from!
*Chris: *Laughing* Oh…so they thought they could pull one over on me huh?! This should teach them all a good lesson about sticking to the challenges! *Pushes a button*
*Littlefoot: This is getting bad…we need to find those other keys…and I wonder how Ali is doing with her team?
*Ali: This challenge is really kinda dumb when you think about it…hiding seven keys in the entire city…come on! Without some kind of help, we’ll be at this for like…a week!
*Littlefoot: Hmmm…I’m not sure about this one, but if I had to pick someone…it’d be Guido.
*Cera: Guido…he’s just kinda useless.
*Ducky: Oh, this is hard..it is, it is, but Guido seems so very sad without Tippy…so I choose Guido so he can see Tippy again.
*Spike: I’m voting for Ducky, her sympathy makes it harder for me to win the way I want to.
*Myra: Geez…so many eliminations in three days…it’s kinda unfair, but those are the rules! So…I say Guido! Traitor!
*Chomper: I have to admit, I don’t feel good about doing this, but I choose Spike…ever since he got his voice back, he’s different, and it creeps me out.
*Ali: Wow…well, I can see how upset Guido is over losing Tippy, and while it might seem unfair to vote him off so early, I know he’ll be happy as long as he can see her again.
*Chris: Yeah, with so many contestants this season, we’re going to cut the Confession cam session short…sorry!
*Guido: Thank you guys! You just made my day a whole lot better!
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*Spike: I made a little deal with Chris. If he goes easy on me, I’ll split the prize with him and be the spokesperson for that new brand of toothpaste he made. Heh heh.
*Rhett: At least Ali let me have that, it’s called a “doll” right? Of her….(Gives Ali plush a kiss.)
*Ali: This could be fun.
*Chris: Why do I even bother?
*Rita: All right! Another chance to impress Chomper with my cunning….holding onto stuff…..talent.
*Spike: Now let’s see if Chris will hold up his end of the deal…..
*Littlefoot: I don’t blame Ali for me getting voted off, I blame Cera.
*Cera: I’ve stopped being so-winning obsessed, but I haven’t forgiven Myra for costing me the game last time! She was the one who dared me to take a bite of one of my own kind!
*Myra: This is going to be satisfying. Beating Cera once again!
*Spike: Crap! She heard me, didn’t she?
*Ali: Seeing someone vomit is even more gross than watching a sharptooth eat!
*Shorty: Yeah, I have nothing against Ali or anything, but I think it’s ridiculous how much attention she pays to Littlefoot.
*Ruby: Shorty and me got along last season, so I consider him a friend.
*Shorty: That was intense!
*Cera: My vote is going to be Ali.
*Ali: I don’t know who to vote for, I feel embarrassed about what happened. I guess I’ll vote off Cera.
*Ducky: Ali, oh yes, yes, yes.
*Rita: My vote goes to Ali, but I’m more concerned about telling everyone about Spike.
*Petrie: Me vote off Ali.
*Rita: I know I messed up in my challenge, but Ali messed up worse!
*Spike: That was a close one! My alliance almost got exposed! Lucky for me they voted off Rita. Actually, it wasn’t luck…..I went over to the voting devices and switched the pictures of Ali and Rita around. So every vote they thought was for Ali, actually was a vote for Rita! Ha ha ha!
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*Littlefoot: I don’t know what today’s challenge is going to be, but I hope Ali and I can do our best! 
*Chomper: This just doesn’t seem right…and I wonder just what she had to say, it sounded pretty important and it was about Spike too…hmmm…
*Spike: Time for another good day! And by good I mean good for me! 
*Spike: This is too easy! With my ‘alliance’ I know where all the pictures are, and as a bonus…I’m going to get to mess with both teams…this will be so much fun! 
*Ducky: I’m worried about Spike. I know he means well, but ever since he was able to talk, he’s become a lot like Cera…don’t tell her I said that! 
*Spike: Oh this is just too much fun! I can’t wait to hear Cera scream out of anger. 
*Ducky: This does not seem fair, no, no, no. 
*Ali: I’m beginning to suspect something might be up with Chris and Spike…well Chris anyway, I know Spike is too nice to try and cheat.
*Cera: I don’t know how, but Chris will pay for tying me up like that! I swear it!!! 
*Chomper: This is bad, if our team can’t win a game pretty soon, we’ll all be voted off!
*Petrie: Me was scared in that cage during challenge…it dark. Me hope me not have to go through that again.
*Tricia: I’m just glad Cera is okay, she’s my sister and I care about her.
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*Chris: You really think we’d bring two guests here and not show them some TDV hospitality? Ha HA…this is gonna be EPIC! 
*Chris: (Still laughing) Oh….this is just too priceless! I don’t believe in any of that karma stuff, so I say this is a good day!
*Chomper: Chris is SO gonna pay for this one! 
*Cera: I don’t know what Chris is planning, but I gotta admit…this was actually pretty smart, considering how dumb he actually is.
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*Petrie: That would be great if me could eliminate Chris. (Snickers cheekily.) 
*Ali: Yes, I’ll admit Rhett is slightly sweet, but I have a crush on Littlefoot, don’t get me wrong! 
*Ruby: I think I get along with Shorty just fine. He and Myra are the teammates I talk with the most, with Spike acting all weird now that he can talk again and that Littlefoot and Rhett seem more interested in focusing on Ali.
*Chris: Oh but I probably will. Heh heh! 
*Cera: I really wonder if Ali will make it as far this season. I kinda wanna say I finished ahead of her at least.
*Shorty: I can’t believe Littlefoot! Not everything in this world is about Ali! And Rhett’s just as bad when it comes to these things too……. 
*Rhett: Get Chomper’s uncle out of jail, huh? Littlefoot’s right, that would impress Ali! 
*Petrie: Chef is even scarier than Chris! Me didn’t know what to expect.
*Spike: I’m not going to let my loser teammates stop me from winning! 
*Shorty: I really feel bad for Myra now. And she’s far from the most annoying player left in the game. 
*Myra, Shorty, and Ruby: (Footage edited together) Whoa, I’m now in an alliance! 
*Ali: Great now we have 4 players acting oddly today
*Petrie: Chef told me the first thing about being tough is not answering every question you’re asked! Me not so sure about that…. 
*Littlefoot: That was kinda obvious, Chris. 
*Ali: This was when I felt Littlefoot was starting to act really odd. I hope he’s not obsessed with me. 
*Littlefoot: After what I do today, Ali will be extremely impressed! 
*Chomper: What…..on Earth…….was that?!!! 
*Longtail: I actually don’t have anything to say, I just wanted to try this once before I left. 
*Red Claw: But Longtail’s contract is still in effect! He still has to do everything I tell him! 
*Ali: They threw the challenge because of me, and I’m willing to bet they’ll do it again! There’s only one thing I can do now…. 
*Shorty: Littlefoot and Rhett are so going down! But I’m not sure which one I’ll eliminate first. 
*Spike: No one has a reason to vote me off! As long as I keep the drama among the longnecks, I’m completely safe!
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*Chomper: Oh…I know Chris did something to our memory today. And when I find out what…he’s gonna get it! 
*Littlefoot: I don’t know what happened in today’s challenge, but I’m sure it wasn’t as much fun with whatever Chris threw at us. 
*Cera: AAAAHHHH!!! I know Chris is behind this! AND I WILL MAKE HIM PAY FOR GETTING MY LITTLE SISTER KICKED OFF!!! 
*Ruby: Whatever happened today we may not remember like we want to remember. 
*Spike: Man Chris is smarter than even I give him credit for…I’ll have to pay him a visit. 
*Rhett: I’m not sure what happened…actually…I’m kinda hungry. I wonder if there’s any food around here. 
*Myra: (Snaps her jaws) I don’t even care about winning now, I just want to get Chris back for getting Tricia kicked off. She was the cute one in that group! 
*Petrie: Me no see why Tricia have to go. She having fun, what wrong with that? 
*Shorty: Pfft. Like I care who gets kicked off…I’m still gonna win this game! 
*Spike: See you all next time on Total Drama Valley!
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*Shorty: And since I have an alliance with Myra and Ruby and everybody hasn't quite warmed up to Cera yet, I'm going far! I was the last Super Sharptooth team member standing last season... (Frowns, remembering) though I only took 4th place.
*Spike: No one suspects what I'm up to. With my alliance with Chris, I'll win for sure. Beware the quiet ones is right…. Heh heh….
*Myra: It must've been someone she met while I was in season 1. I was gone for a while.
*Shorty: Come on, I'm more handsome than he is.
*Chris: I really am.
*Ruby: I have to agree with Shorty there, even if that was a little harsh.
*Littlefoot: Mistakes were made, and I wish my teammates could forgive them….
*Petrie: Chef told me to be tougher, so me going with that!
*Myra: What is it with Spike? Last season I regretted voting him off, but this time around I can't wait to vote him off.
*Ruby: Spike's really changed. He's almost as bad as Cera was last season.
*Shorty: If we lose before the merge, Spike's going down.
*Cera: This Trent guy tops that Izzy girl in the crazy department.
*Chomper: That reminds me…I miss Rita. (Kisses camera lens, hoping she's watching.)
*Cera: I've never seen Petrie so tough before…It's kinda freaky…
*Rhett: Flying was extremely cool! I hated how I missed the mid-air challenge last season.
*Cera: And now Petrie's good at plans too?! What happened to his world?!"
*Petrie: Me can't believe this! 
*Chomper: We've done terrible this season!
*Cera: If Chris turns up dead in the future, make sure no one sees this confession…
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*Cera: This... isn't... good. I know Chris is planning something now. And I know he's going to find a way to get me back today...I just hope... I can keep my breakfast down afterwards.
*Ruby: I'm worried for Cera. She seems scared, but she's never scared... at least she usually isn't. In any way, I wonder if this has to do with Tricia being voted off... 
*Petrie: Me think Cera scardy-egg... me no hope she hear this.
*Cera: If that's how flying feels for Petrie... then I gotta remember to take this suit back home with me!
*Littlefoot: I don't know who I'm going to vote off... this doesn't seem fair.
*Ruby: Hmm... I want to know who to vote off... but I don't know WHO to vote off... 
*Shorty: Well this one's easy, Spike... he lost the challenge... so he's out! 
*Rhett: Spike fought well, and whatever he used against Cera was pretty cool... but he still lost, and losers can't be trusted sorry Spike.
*Myra: Well... I certainly didn't see this coming, but... well... I vote for Spike... he's been unusually mean since he gained the ability to talk.
*Cera: HA! That move of mine was pretty smart, placing the last bits of my armor on Spike, I should be given a medal for that one!
*Shorty: This was a bogus challenge! Rhett wasn't even IN that challenge...hmmm... this is getting suspicious.
*Spike: Having an alliance has it's advantages... I must admit.
*Cera: I'm surprised they didn't vote Spike off... something is definitely up now... I'll have to keep an eye out for him.
*Chris: You honestly thought I was going to let those goofballs sabotage my one chance to form an alliance in this game... think again! So, who will win, and who will lose... only way to find out is to tune in next time!
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*Cera: Chris still be up to something. He's not the type to let go of grudges unless he comes out on top.
*Spike: Ah, my first merger. The question is, who should my next target be? When you're on a team, you want to kick out the weak links like Guido and Rhett, but now that teams are no more, you're top priorities are getting rid of the toughest players. I'd like payback on Cera on humiliating me, but it'd be nice to have Shorty out of the way as well… 
*Myra: It's just so unrealistic. When you rip off a spiketail's tail, the blood doesn't come out like that…..
*Spike: I'll admit, I hate it when Chris doesn't give me a warning about the challenge.
*Petrie: Me wimp on the movie, me...I mean I don't want to wimp out on this, Chef wouldn't like that.
*Ruby: By now, it shouldn't even be a surpise.
*Shorty: I'm not dumb. I knew whoever I choose will try to get me voted off if I don't get invincibility, so I had to be smart about this.
*Cera: That was priceless! 
*Spike: It's official, Shorty's on the chopping block…
*Littlefoot: Dad said if you're in a maze, if you keep one of your feet alongside the wall and don't take it off, you'll find a way out of there eventually!
*Shorty: Petrie, Cera, Spike, now Littlefoot. That just leaves Ruby and Myra. I have a bad feeling about this.
*Shorty: If I lost, this could come back to bite me in the detail. I had to think about this.
*Shorty: That sharpbeak's weak, but that belly dragger he hangs out with might not like it if I embarrass him on television.
*Myra: I didn't know what happened to everyone else, but I get the feeling Shorty's made some enemies along the way here.
*Shorty: Spike and Littlefoot are out for me, probably. And I can't trust Cera and Petrie after we were on separate teams.
*Shorty: I'm voting for Spike. I just hope Myra and Ruby are willing to forgive me for what I tried to do.
*Spike: This is perfect! Shorty's got the other players against him now! My vote is for Shorty.
*Cera: Eh, I vote for Spike. He's just not so fun anymore.
*Myra: Sorry Shorty, no hard feelings.
*Cera: So much for crushes are for dummies-boy!
*Petrie: Me no see that coming.
*Littlefoot: At least Shorty's crush wasn't on Ali…..
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