Wet Painters Crossover Version

Another Fanfiction with Cartoon Crossovers
French narrator: A slow day at the Swamp Pad.
Chowder: Hey, Buhdeuce, check this out. [holds up a bread in each hand] Two ordinary Classic Breads.
Twilight Sparkle: but when expertly tossed with the skill of a champ, they become... [Chowder throws them on the floor and Gumball Watterson jumps on them on his legs and slides the breads across the room]
Gumball: A one-way ticket to pain! [slams into the wall by the outside of the Swamp Pad's garage, and on the Swamp Pad's tall lighthouse, Meanwhile on inside the Breadwinners' house, the window breaks off the wall caused by the impact.]
SwaySway: Huh? [puts down his writing]
Twilight Sparkle: [on her hind legs while skates on a dish soap] Heave-ho! [slams into the wall and the place shakes]
SwaySway: [exits the main house and downs the elevator] What the bread crumbs is going on out here?! [Twilight is on the dish soap skates] Time is money! And if you three are wasting time, then you're wasting money! [walks up to Chowder and Twilight] And that's just sick!
Chowder: But SwaySway, we were performing a ritual to attract customers.
Twilight Sparkle: Chowder's right, And the only way the ritual can work is for us to get hurt. Real bad.
SwaySway: What quazy bread-head told you that?
Buhdeuce: [smiles sheepishly] Buhh… [nervously covers his face up with a magazine]
SwaySway: Listen, instead of killing yourselves, I've got something real important for you to do for me. 
[The scene cuts to the four of them standing in front of the top of the Breadwinners' house]
SwaySway: Now, are you guys ready for your super...
Twilight Sparkle, Chowder and Gumball: Super...
SwaySway: ...special...
Twilight Sparkle, Chowder and Gumball: ...special...
SwaySway: [whispers] ...secret...
Twilight Sparkle, Chowder and Gumball: [whispering with tiny faces] ...secret...
SwaySway: ...assignment?
[Twilight, Chowder and Gumball are screaming and worried and panicked overeacting at first]
Twilight Sparkle, Chowder and Gumball: [screaming] Assignment?! I beg of you, SwaySway! Put us out of our misery! [Twilight, Chowder and Gumball get worried]
SwaySway: Now the three of you are going to paint the inside of the top of the Swamp Pad! [opens the Breadwinners' front door]
Twilight Sparkle, Chowder and Gumball: Yay! [they jump out with excitement]
SwaySway: But, let me give you three a warning. This paint is absolutely permanent. [while showing paint cans, shoves cans toward Twilight, Chowder and Gumball] It will never come off. So if I see even one drop on anything but the wall, I'll have your rear ends cut off... [holds up two empty plaques, each with their names on it] …and mounted over my fireplace! I'll have to go to delivering some bread with Buhdeuce. So, have fun with the job. [shuts the door with them inside the Breadwinners' house]
Twilight Sparkle: Guys?
Chowder and Gumball: Yes, Twilight?
[They see the Breadwinners' wall; it is covered head to toe in memorabilia]
Twilight Sparkle: The Breadwinners sure have a lot of expensive treasures to drip paint on.
Chowder: [puts his paint on the floor] Do you think we should take this stuff off the walls?
Gumball: [puts his paint on the floor as well] No way, you guys, we're not getting paid to move stuff.
Twilight Sparkle: [puts her paint on the floor with her magic] Gumball, we're not getting paid at all.
Gumball: Well that's what I said! We're not getting paid and that's final!
Chowder: Okay, we'll just paint around all this stuff.
Gumball: Good, just don't pay me.
Twilight Sparkle: Alright guys, first, we need to set up the tarp. [holds up a tarp]
Gumball: [holds up a tarp as well] I'm tarp behind ya.
Chowder: [also holds up a tarp as well] Tarp ahoy! [spreads the tarp on the floor, but the camera pans to reveal it's a tiny piece]
Twilight Sparkle: We're gonna need more coverage, guys. 
[The scene cuts to more tarp on the floor but not the entire floor]
Twilight Sparkle: Now that's what I'm talking about. Well, I guess we should open these cans of permanent paint now.
Gumball: That will never ever come off.
Twilight Sparkle: And if we get it on anything, SwaySway will cut our butts off.
Chowder: And mount them on the wall. 
[Chowder takes a screwdriver and tries opening the lid]
Twilight Sparkle: Careful, Chowder. Careful, Chowder. Chowder, careful. Careful, Chowder. Careful, Chowder! Careful, Chowder! [screaming] CAREFULL, CHOWDER!!!!!!!!!!!
Chowder: [holds the lid] Twilight, the lid's already off.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh.
Gumball: Okay, Now it's my turn! [takes out a giant battle ax and hits the paint can with it.]
[Twilight grabs the can using her magic]
Twilight Sparkle: I'm thinking I should do this one, too, Gumball! [she takes a screwdriver carefully opens up the lid using her magic. When she does, a paint drop bounces on the tarp]
Twilight Sparkle, Chowder and Gumball: [Screaming as the paint drop bounces on a tarp. Screaming again as the drop bounces on every tarp and then back into the can]
Chowder: Well, that was a rip-off. [Twilight wipes sweat off]
Gumball: i know right.
Twilight Sparkle: Okay, Guys, let's get our brushes ready. [levitates her big brush up] Uhh, maybe we should start with a smaller brush. [throws the big brush to the right of her then takes another small brush using her magic and gets a hair out of her nose.]
[Gumball does the same. Chowder gets all his hairs out of his nose on his brush.]
Twilight Sparkle: [dips the brush into the can using her magic and then faces the wall] All right, Guys, I gotta get started painting this wall. With the permanent paint that we're not allowed to get on anything but the wall. Well, here we go.
French narrator: One hour later...
Twilight Sparkle: [still standing in the same spot, while sweating nervously] Just a few more seconds of mental preparation and I'll be painting this wall.
French narrator: Two hours later...
Twilight Sparkle: [still standing in the same spot and sweating] I'm getting to the painting.
French narrator: Three hours later... [Fourth wall breaks between these two lines]
Gumball: [Carrying the “Three Hours Later” time card] Can you move it along? I'm all out of time cards.
Twilight Sparkle: [still standing on the same spot and sweating] No problem. Here I go. [makes a line of paint going down the wall. She smiles.]
[The paint starts going down, but Twilight blows it one direction then another then another until she gets a blow dryer using her magic and blows the paint off the wall.]
Twilight Sparkle: [Blows the steam off the hairdryer like a gun creating a giant paint bubble] Yeah! Huh?!
Twilight Sparkle: [notices the big paint bubble] Oh My Gosh! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!
Chowder: Oh, I know! [takes a wand, dips it in the paint then blows a big bubble] Two giant paint bubbles!
Twilight Sparkle: Nooooo! [two giant paint bubbles merge into one] Guys?
Chowder and Gumball: Yes, Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: I don't think this bubble can get much bigger!
Gumball: [magically finds a bicycle pump out of nowhere and attaches it to the bubble] Nonsense! [starts pumping the bubble, inflating it further]
Twilight Sparkle: [yelling] Gumball, No! 
[The bubble pops and the paint splatters all over the wall, covering up all the old brown spots. Twilight moves out of the way for the last bit of paint to splash on the wall]
Twilight Sparkle: We did it! [checks the area] We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of paint on anything but the-- [shocked] OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!! WHAT'S THAT?!?!?!?! 
[SwaySway's dollar on the wall has a dot of paint on it upon closer inspection.]
[Twilight's eyes crack, break, and drip on the floor. She then falls over. She then wakes up and her eyes recover]
Twilight Sparkle: We're dead, Guys! Do you know what that is?
Chowder: Hmm... it's a dollar. I win!
Twilight Sparkle: That's not just a dollar. It's SwaySway's first dollar! His most prized possession! And we got paint on it!
Gumball: I think you are over-reacting, Twilight. Chowder and I didn't see any paint.
Twilight Sparkle: Okay, [takes the dollar off the wall] this isn't a problem. Maybe I can just wipe it off. [tries to wipe the paint off with her elbow but makes the paint even more noticeable] There! I think I got it. [notices the paint more. She becomes nervous so she wipes it more but the dollar becomes completely covered in paint. She screams]
Gumball: Okay, now we see the problem.
Chowder: Gumball's right, we are so dead.
Twilight Sparkle: This is not good, Guys! This is not good! the Breadwinners are gonna be home soon, and when SwaySway finds out what he sees that we did to his first dollar… [scene cuts to Twilight, Chowder and Gumball's butt on the wall while SwaySway is enjoying some tea by the fire]
Twilight Sparkle, Chowder and Gumball: [They shriek while holding their butts.] AAAAHHHH!!!! [but Chowder stops along with the others stopping]
Chowder: Wait, Guys, all we got to do is wash the paint off and SwaySway will never know!
Twilight Sparkle: But SwaySway said...
Gumball: [claps his hands over Twilight's mouth] Chowder's right! Forget what SwaySway said! Every paint comes off with something! [scene cuts to Chowder and Twilight standing by a washing machine]
Chowder: Did it work? [Gumball comes out from the washing machine with the dollar, still with paint on it, in his hands; he also has a bra on his head]
Gumball: Nope. [scene cuts to Twilight sanding the dollar in Gumball's hand]
Twilight Sparkle: Did it work? [Gumballs hands are gone]
Gumball: Nope.
Gumball: [scene cuts to Chowder squirting sulfuric acid out of a fire hose. Gumball screams in pain]
Chowder: Did it work? [Gumball holds up the dollar that left a hole in his body from the force of the acid, except for the part blocked by his arms]
Gumball: Nope. [scene cuts to Twilight banging on the dollar Gumball is holding, while Gumball is wearing a neck brace and has a black eye, While Chowder is looking at them; behind them is a huge assortment of weapons and tools that apparently didn't work either] Oof! Oof! Oof!
Twilight Sparkle: [levitates a club with her magic] Nothing's working!
Chowder: Wait, you guys! We're not cavemen! [walks over to a computer] We have technology! [picks up the computer and angrily grunts as he smashes it on the dollar]
Twilight Sparkle: It didn't work.
Chowder: [Ranting as he puts the computer down] This is all SwaySway's fault! If he hadn't hung that stupid dollar in the first place...! I mean, it's not like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! You might as well reach in my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And it would...
Gumball: Hurry, Chowder, take out your wallet.
Chowder: I don't see where you're going with this... [takes out his wallet and pulls out a dollar] Hey, a dollar!
Twilight Sparkle: Our butts are saved, Guys! Now all we have to... [Chowder walks to a vending machine] Chowder, no! What are you doing?! [Chowder puts his dollar in the vending machine] Chowder! No…why did you put it... [his dollar comes out] Grab it, Chowder, grab it! Hurry, hurry! I... [Chowder pushes it back in] Aww, Chowder, no, no! [dollar comes out again] Get it, Chowder, get it, get it, get it! [Chowder forcefully shoves it back in again with both hands.] Oh, no-ho-oh!
Chowder: [eats a chocolate bar as he approaches an annoyed Twilight and an unamused Gumball] Come on, guys, I Was Just Hungry. Wanna bite?
Gumball: [rhetorically] No way, Chowder. I'll pass.
Twilight Sparkle: Okay, okay, we still have time! [looks in a mirror] Don't panic, Twilight, panic is the enemy. You are strong. Through your strength, you shall overcome!
[Suddenly, Twilight hears the Rocket Van crashing through the Garage door while crash land, offscreen]
Twilight Sparkle's reflection: You're on your own, pal. [walks away]
Twilight Sparkle: [screams as she flies in circles around Chowder and Gumball] Hurry, Guys, put SwaySway's dollar back on the wall! I got an idea! 
[SwaySway goes up on the elevator and enters the Breadwinners' dark house where all the lights are off]
SwaySway: What the…?
Twilight Sparkle: [stammering] We're all done, SwaySway. Everything looks great.
Chowder: Yeah, you don't have to look around.
Gumball: Yeah, we already did that for you.
[lights turn on; they are grinning suspiciously]
SwaySway: You three look like you got a dirty little secret.
[Twilight, Chowder and Gumball looked at each other nervously]
SwaySway: Ha! I'm kidding. Let's see how you did. Oh, not bad, guys, not bad. A nice even coat, high gloss, no bubbles.
Twilight Sparkle: [nervous] Yeah, looks great, SwaySway. We'll just be going... 
[Twilight, Chowder and Gumball are about to leave]
SwaySway: Creepping Crummers! Look what you did!
[Twilight, Chowder and Gumball stop leaving as they kneel down and beg]
Twilight Sparkle: [begging] Oh, SwaySway, we're so sorry! Don't de-butt me! Don't de-butt me!
Chowder: [begging] SwaySway, I'm sorry! Have mercy! Have mercy!
Gumball: [begging] SwaySway, we're sorry! please don't kill us!
SwaySway: Sorry? Kill you? You dusted all my knickknacks! That was really nice. Great Loafs of Bread! What's this?
Twilight Sparkle: [begging] It's not our fault, SwaySway!
Chowder: [begging] We didn't do it on purpose!
Gumball: [begging] it was on accident!
All Three: [begging] Accident! Accident! Accident! Accident!
Chowder: [begging] I don't want to be butt-less!
SwaySway: Oh, and I suppose the floor molding just painted itself on its own. [wall is decorated with tiny ships] That's what I call craftsmanship. Holy Guacamole O'l Rye! you messed up my doll-a... [runs over to a bunch of dolls lined up perfectly, except one] ...rama! [Chowder, Twilight and Gumball are confused] All the dolls in this doll-a-rama were perfectly aligned! [straightens one of the dolls to an upright position]
Doll: Mama.
SwaySway: Heh, And you three thought I wouldn't notice. Oh well, I guess no harm done. All right, guys, you're free to go. [runs into a long pile of paintings] Owcheewawa! That's funny, I don't remember a stack of painting jutting from the wall where my first dollar used to be. In fact, I don't remember this painting at all. [takes the painting of a crying clown off] Or this one. [takes the painting of a car race off] Or this one. [takes the painting off. Twilight, Chowder and Gumball are anxious] Or this one. [takes it off] Or this one. [takes it off] Or this one. [takes the painting of a banana off] Or this one. [takes a painting of Painty the Pirate off.]
[Twilight is behind the painting he just took off]
Twilight Sparkle: Hi, SwaySway.
SwaySway: Twilight, what are you doing?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, you know, just hanging around. [laughs nervously]
Chowder: [gives a thumbs-down] Boo!... Actually, that was pretty good.
SwaySway: Get down onto the floor, Twilight. [Twilight stretches her body to the floor. SwaySway is now annoyed] Alright, now you're just being silly.
Twilight Sparkle: [SwaySway takes her off the wall and throws her aside] No, No, SwaySway! No! Don't look, it's a trick!
[SwaySway looks at his dollar, then back at the three]
SwaySway: [angrily, pointing to the dollar] Did you three get paint all over my first dollar?!
Twilight Sparkle: We're sorry, SwaySway!
Chowder: We're so sorry!
SwaySway: [looks at the dollar again then looks at Twilight, Chowder and Gumball] And then, did you draw on it with crayon?! [dollar has a smiley face and two dollar signs drawn on with green crayon]
Gumball: [holding a green crayon as Twilight and Chowder looked at him] I thought, you know, maybe they buy it.
SwaySway: All right, guys... you know what I've gotta do now?!
Twilight Sparkle: You mean our butts?
Chowder: Can I use mine one last time? 
[SwaySway takes the dollar and licks it. The paint comes off then SwaySway puts the dollar back up on the wall]
SwaySway: There we go, good as new.
All Three: [They are shocked beyond belief. Stammering] But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but...
SwaySway: Yeah, I lied. This paint actually comes off with saliva! [laughs]
Twilight Sparkle: [frowns then smiles] Oh, I get it, SwaySway. You told us the paint was permanent so me, Chowder and Gumball would be more careful and not get paint on anything!
SwaySway: Nah, I just like to mess with ya! [Laughs].
[Twilight scowls. She, Chowder and Gumball glare at SwaySway; they storm out in disgust]
[SwaySway laughs so hard he spits all over the walls]
SwaySway: Oh man, I still got it! 
[SwaySway continues laughing, but the paint comes off the wall from all the spit. He finally stops laughing to see his whole place a mess]
SwaySway: Aw, crummers. I really gotta learn to say it, not spray it.
THE END.
Category:Crossovers
Category:Parodies