Sora Fantasy VII Transcript 2018-08-17

StealthRG Stream Transcript 2018-08-17
Disc 19
Starting off inside of a bright and expansive field, Sora meets Vee, Lost, and Zentreya chatting about how loud Zentreya is in front of a gate. Sora greets them and wonders where the rest are. Vee states how Oras went to go buy something inside of the town, and he leaves to go check up on him. Lost tells Sora about the girl talk he had with Zentreya, but Vee interrupts to bring the group to Oras.
Oras shows the party his new googly eye glasses. Vee tests the glasses out by showing his fingers to Oras and Oras was able to count correctly. Vee asks if Oras can recite pi but Oras turns the question to him. Vee recites “3.14612591655281681969” in a robotic tone, which is incorrect. Lost points out how he sounded like a computer but Vee tells him that he’s just a player.
Vee states that’s it and the episode is over, making Sora cheer out loudly. Sora and Vee enter a battle as a joke but stop soon after. Vee points out how Oras’ new glasses give him +7 accuracy and brings the party back to the field. The heroes find Charles standing in the field waiting for them.
The party tries to talk to Charles except he is unresponsive. Zentreya goes up close to Charles but Sora tells her that him being unresponsive can be a strategy to get you close to him. Lost tries to give him his white stuff to wake him up but he is still unresponsive. A weird man with a hawaiian shirt and golden crown appears out of nowhere, scaring Sora and the party back into the town.
Vee points out how he pooped himself and asks if Sora wants some of it. Sora asks Zentreya to change his diaper, but Zentreya ignores them and tells Oras “With new sight comes new responsibilities.” Sora says that Zentreya gets around to Vee, causing him to try to hit on Lost.
Charles comes into the town and asks what is going on. Vee lies to him how the story is over and pretends to call the episode off. Vee, Charles, and Sora all go on an argument about the the Sora episodes. The party all enter into a battle and chaos ensues as Sora summons his cyclone.
After the battle, Vee tells Charles that they are just about to go on an adventure and how Lost sprayed his white stuff in his face. Vee goes on yet another rant, but this time is about how poor Numazon’s shipping time is. As Charles notices Oras’ new classes, Lost and Sora start to praise how good Amazon is for allowing you get a free sub with them and how bad Numazon is.
The heroes head back into the field to find a ton of citizens arguing with each other. Some of the citizens is StealthRP, who had a crown, and a purple pimp. StealthRP and the pimp argue at how their children aren’t allowed to love each other. Sora breaks up the argument with his cyclone.
StealthRP explains how the pimp’s son is trying to take his daughter as Sora makes fun of his face by saying that he got hit by a shovel. The daughter explains in a high pitch and whispery voice how she wants to marry Romeo. The daughter wears an all pink dress and has pink hair as well while Romeo wears a simple dress shirt and some jeans.
Sora whispers to Stealth that they might already be fooling around behind his back. Stealth yells at the couple how they must wear protection or else they will gain a virus. The pimp confronts his son while StealthRP states “This little fella over here says that you guys are d*cking each other. You’re not even married. This is a christian world. What are you doing?”
Stealth and the pimp fist bump each other after the pimp asks “Did you pull out?” Romeo takes out his sword after Sora asks and finds out that Sora’s sword is bigger for once. Sora screams out how his is bigger while Romeo confronts his father by lying that his sword is the longest in the kingdom.
Stealth calls Romeo out for lying that he has the biggest sword while calling Sora a child. Sora takes offense to this and threatens Stealth that he will correct his face. Stealth asks why he would correct his beautiful face.
The happy couple continue to love each other with their parents objecting to it. Vee says that he is straight, but everyone points out his curly hat. Stealth explains how he doesn’t allow the couple to marry since their family owns a Skooma ranch. He also states that their family is in debt due to making poor decisions while he, on the other hand, makes great decisions and grinded for an expensive crown as proof.
After Sora asks, Stealth explains how his wife is busy with hanging out with her friends. Sora asks if he has trust issues. Stealth informs how the problem is that he trusts people too much. Sora walks away with his head down.
Sora comes back and screams that StealthRP must make good decisions and is a good judge of character, but then asks why he doesn’t want them to get married. Stealth makes fun of Romeo for wearing Walmart clothes while also making poor decisions by liking his daughter.
The daughter starts to yell at her own father and how his crown looks cheap. Stealth exposes his own daughter for doing things in high school that aren’t innocent. Oras tells Stealth that it looks like he grinded for hours only to fail in the end, causing Sora to pull his sword on him. Charles comes to the conclusion that he hates this game, and Sora yells at him to leave.
Sora goes up to Romeo and asks if he loves the girl. Sora asks Romeo “Listen I’m gonna ask you one question. And if you don’t know the right answer… What color are they right now?” Vee yells at Sora that he might not look at her underwear but at her eyes. Romeo answers pink and Sora orders for someone to look. Charles states that he has nothing to lose today, but Lost steps up to look.
Lost pulls his wrench out and states that there’s a lot of stuff in the way. The girl states that she doesn’t like this at all while Vee verifies that they are pink. Zentreya stabs Vee while Stealth says that the color doesn’t matter at all. Sora screams how the color of her panties determine how good of a father he is. Everyone objects to Sora’s reasoning.
Sora yells at Vee if he was expecting this and he states “I sure was brother! That’s why we got KKona brother! To play the part, hell yeah brother!’ Stealth takes his side to go back inside of the town as he calls his daughter “Juju Bean.”
Vee yells at Sora for going too far today. Sora defends himself by saying that he didn’t go far enough. Vee asks if he’s trying to make it weird like twitch.tv/VII_. Sora and Vee enter their third battle as the rest of the party takes Sora’s side.
Vee feels like it is their responsibility to fix this and that they should go to the rich people’s place first. Charles asks if they need to get the guy with the crown to f*ck the pink girl, and Vee starts yet another battle with him.
The heroes run off to fix the problem, but first Sora needs to take a pit stop. Sora takes the party over a river and up some stairs to find an abandoned town. Now that he found it, he takes the party back but doesn’t tell them why he wanted to go there.
Sora screams at a pink hair girl to talk to them while she runs away. Vee points out how people are dying and disappearing in this town Right when Holli appears in front of them. Holli explains how she was suppose to be an extra snobby rich person but is just here for experience. Sora starts to plan to murder Vee while Holli explains that the rich people are here.
Sora both the pink princess and the pink hair girl running at the same time, confusing him. The party goes to talk to a man in white armor and the pink hair girl that isn’t the princess. Vee asks if the two rich people know what is going on with Romeo and Juliet.
The white armored man yells that it is the fault of the poor people for complaining. Vee starts to pick at his microphone by making fun of it After the pink hair girl speaks, Sora states that his second plan has now backfired. Vee accuses of Sora for trying to trade the pink hair girl off to the king, but Sora verifies her age before saying anything.
The white armored man informs the party how the poor people complain but don't try to do work and change their lifestyles. Charles states that they just need to crack the whip to get them in shape as Hooli calls the other king tacky.
Sora questions if the other kingdom are farmers or not while Charles explains how they are so poor that they can’t even pay $5 a month to their favorite twitch streamers. Sora points out how this became a self advertisement before they carried on with the adventure.
The party finds another man with red eyes. Sora asks if he has been smoking something, but he tells Sora to not worry about it. Sora asks where he gets the good sh*t as Vee robs him. Charles tries to communicate with him by saying “What’s brackin bruh? I’m not a cop, so you can tell me where the sh*t’s at.”
The man complies now that he knows that Charles isn’t a cop and makes a deal with Charles. Sora still tries to ask who is supplying the good sh*t. The man informs Sora that the other kingdom only has the good sh*t as something of worth.
Sora and the rest find the princess crying in front of her father. Sora yells at Stealth, accusing him for beating his daughter. StealthRP explains that he didn’t put a hand on her and instead has to lecture her on the differences between men and women.
He tells his daughter “See, honey, men are like keys and women are like locks. See, a key that can open a lot of locks is a really good key. It’s a master key. But if a lock can get open by any key, it’s a really sh*tty lock. You understand?” The princess points out how no one opened her up like how Romeo has while Charles tries to slide in and hit on her.
StealthRP calls the party out for spending all of their money on Skooma. Sora asks “Sup?” StealthRP explains how he’s just disappointing her daughter and his life is now made up of entirely his daughter. The princess calls the entire party perverts while Sora asks Charles to talk to the king for a second. Charles distracts the king to allow Sora to take the princess away into an alley.
Sora tells the princess to meet them into a town to the left that he made a pit stop to and into the first building. Juliet agrees and they both go back to find out that Stealth’s wife is too tired to do the Pokey and has a headache. StealthRP defends her wife by saying that she’s too good ar chess to cheat.
Vee wonders why they don’t like the poor people, and Stealth explains that all they do is milk Skooma cows for their milk. Sora brings Stealth to talk to in the alley. Sora asks Stealth if he knows what the blue sparkles are made out of and explains that all of the stuff he buys is controlled by the poor people.
Stealth finds out that the poor people have the money but isn’t showing it and tells Stealth that he can manipulate the other side. Stealth reiterates by saying “I should let him pork my daughter so that I can get some pork chops, you know what I’m saying?” and “You scratch my back, she c*ms on his or something?”
Sora screams in disgust as the rest of the party follows him out. Sora finds the pink hair girl sitting on top of a barrel and asks her to bring the princess to the town in five minutes. She agrees, and the heroes leave.
The heroes head off to the next town while Vee questions how hard Sora is trying to change the game. They enter into a calm ranch with people sitting and waiting around in the field. Sora meets a white hair girl sitting by herself on the ground.
The lady states that she is depressed since they only get bread around here. Charles and Sora start to ask her about the good sh*t. Charles says “Yeah that ain’t the only thing we growing. Hell yeah! Ay ay, gimme gimme.” as he gets some of the good sh*t.
Zentreya takes the good sh*t from Charles and accidentally shows her panties to Vee. Lost tells Sora how impolite it is to look at a girl’s panties. Lost then gets next to Zentreya and says that the girls need to stick together.
Sora finds another poor person wearing a red headband and a sleeveless denim vest. The poor man explains how they are just left with bread. Sora and Charles think that Bread is a code word.
Sora finds a weird, jittery man who has been mining the Skooma forever and cannot even feel his body anymore. Sora yells how good it must be while the man doesn’t even know if he has legs anymore. Sora advises the high man to lay down and ride the waves as Charles tells him “If you see a unicorn, chase that sh*t!”
The heroes find the purple pimp in the middle of the field. The pimp warmly welcomes them to KKona Skooma farm. Sora and KKona start to talk about the “Bread” while Oras starts to harvest it with Romeo. The pimp quickly takes a hit right in front of everyone. Sora asks if he can talk to Romeo while Romeo asks for a break since he has been working for a long time.
KKona hits his son while Lost wonders about the facial hair genetics of the young man. Sora whispers Charles to distract the pimp as he takes the son away. Sora takes the son away and tells him that he needs to leave into another town in 3 minutes.
KKona comes and slaps his son to get back to work. Sora lies to the pimp by saying that he was just teaching Romeo the ways of his larger sword. The pimp sneaks some cash off to Sora, but Zentreya takes it whenever he brings it out.
Sora apologizes to KKona for bugging him and asks if he’s a good businessman. Sora states how things can be beneficial if they work together as they plot how to take over a castle by hooking the kids up. Charles explains how in the old days they used a goat and how Romeo is that goat.
The heroes leave while the pimp takes another hit with his son. Sora gives the white hair girl some money so that she can stand up and take Romeo into the abandoned town. The girl accepts the favor, and the party leaves the ranch.
The heroes jump down a high cliff and back to the front of the town to find the rich people again. Sora tries to convince Stealth to go back to his castle by hooking him up with a lot of money. Stealth decides he doesn’t have time for this and goes to raid the ranch.
Sora whispers “Forced” before he goes off at how Stealth needs to go back to the castle. Romeo and the pimp head out of the ranch to find everyone else. Sora tries to find the other girls but yells at how this game is rigged. Sora now plots that he needs to kill Vee for not letting him change things.
Vee finds Sora, but Sora yells at Vee for forcing RP. Vee screams manically but explains how he can’t just force people to do things. Sora leaves in anger and enters the town with only Charles following him.
Sora screams at how this is his castle now as Charles acts as his hype man. Sora finds a giant white knight on top of the gate, and he tries to pay her to be his knight. The knight rejects and heads off to the field with everyone else.
Sora yells “Attack!” while proclaiming that he took over the castle and how this is his land now. Oras takes Sora’s side as Vee explains how Sora needs to fight the king to gain the castle. Sora stretches while the giant white knight stands in front of Stealth. Sora points out how much the castle is worth for the guild as he heads back with Charles.
Sora talks about how bad Vee must feels before yelling “Eat it Vee!” Sora and Charles scale the wall before the rest decide to raid the castle. After trying for a while, they both made it up right above the gate and talk about how much they might have pissed them off. Sora yells about how he can improv if he wants.
Sora says that they just need to change the game if the rest are waiting. Sora brings Charles further into the town and into a giant old cathedral. Sora explains that they must pray “Lord Babysomething. Please bestow upon us a new avatar so that we may f*ck with Vee even more. Amen.”
Once he prayed, Sora magically turns into a pink hair girl wearing all black with a whip and collar as a weapon while Carles turns into a poor boy with parking tickets on him called Peter. Sora turns the Jessica voice on while Holli finds them. Peter and Jessica take out their “weapons” while Holli states that she’s scared. A mob of Cristeens come out and barge into the town, but Jessica ignores them and merely runs out of town.
Jessica and Peter head off into the ranch so that they can claim everything while the mob of Christeens follows them. Jessica respawns and goes into the abandoned town to try to redirect the mob into the town. The mob hits on Jessica, so she makes a single files line for them to get cigarettes. The Christeens leave except for one, who stays behind and facepalms. Jessica tells her that it will be ok.
She runs away while Peter states that this is better content. Jessica talks about how they changed lives as one Christeens comes to explain how she had so much planned for the RP. The Christeen goes off on Jessica, Peter, and Holli. Jessica states how she won today as the Christeen tries to bring them to suck each other assh*les, but they don’t listen.
Jessica takes Peter to pray again as Oras and Holli joins them. Jessica prays “Listen, of Gods of the second hand smokehouse. Please bestow upon us our original avatars. Thank you.” All of a sudden, Sora and Charles come back into the game qw Oras’ glasses were taken.
Vee comes back and enter a battle with his massive army of Christeens. A pink Kanna SciFri appears to aid Sora while every single person enters a chaotic battle. Sora falls into a well and runs into a sewer system. The Christeens follow him, but Sora disappears back to the front of the town.
Sora yells “This is my town! My castle! You shall not pass!” Vee calms everyone down and says that they can stop this. Vee comes out and confesses to Sora how gay he is for Sora. Sora hides behind Zentreya while Vee yells for Sora to end the episode. The pink SciFri finds his sister and tries to kiss her while inappropriate music plays. All of a sudden, a giant mech appears to kill Sora as SciFri’s sister does a barrel roll.
Vee tells Sora to either finish the disc with force RP or to just end this right now. Sora decides to finish it as the developer appears to reset the entire game. He plays club music and the game is now reset as Lost comes back to the party.
Sora starts to talk about the out of body experience he had with the good sh*t. Vee informs Sora how he knew what he was trying to do. Sora tells the kids to not do any drugs.
The heroes find the two sides about to enter a battle while Holli points out “It still smells like cigarettes.” Vee tells Sora that Fluffy was here the whole time but they didn’t notice it due to being to f*cked up.
StealthRP plays a rock version of the Pokemon theme with his guitar. Everyone starts to jam out as the two sides fight into a pokemon battle. The kings use their citizens as pokemon to fight.
The first person of the rich side claps at someone who looks like an anime version of Rambo. The white knight wails his fist at Romeo while Holli participates as a rich person to drill her enemy. The other side starts with the Rambo man giving his opponent a roundhouse kick. Romeo slashes at Holli, but she isn’t fazed by the attack. The man that cannot feel his body spins wildly around the white knight. A red man points at his enemy to knock him out of the battle. Stealth orders the white knight to headbutt Romeo, and Holli goes in to drill while Sora continues to jam out. Sora yells at the poor people to fight, so KKona comes to to bust a cap on one of them. Romeo tells Juliet that he will be alright but is drilled in the face by Holli.
Stealth calls everyone a disappointment as he brings out his mega evolution called “Mimika.” Mimika is an overpowered white knight that Sora found before. On the other side, a giant black knight appears to counter Mimika.
The two towering knights clash with their blades with Sora whining how everyone else has cooler stuff than him. Vee tells Sora to subscribe to twitch.tv/VII_, so Sora pulls his sword on him for advertising on his christian server. The two knights hate how Vee advertised and now join up to fight the party.
The two kings fistpump to join sides while the party enters a battle with the two giant knights. Sora goes in to kill Charles, who is in front of him, but Charles runs off. Sora screeches as he slices at the white knight. Vee powers up and shoots his LIghting bolt to the white knight as Zentreya stabs the black knight. Lost buffs Zentreya’s weapon with his giant wrench as Oras attacks the black knight with his keyblade. The white knight impales Vee directly before slapping Lost. Charles cheers the two knights on for hitting Vee specifically. The black knight hits Vee as well and does damage to those around him. Charles shoots his fireball at the white knight and at Vee for his turn. Sora walks in circles before screeching like a girl for a war cry. Charles says “Now that’s what I call a new sub sound! Hell yeah” Vee misses his lightning, and Lost gives his white stuff to Vee after he teases his wrench a little. Both of the knights double team Zentreya. Vee gives both of the knights an extra turn to attack Sora, but he evaded it. Charles uses his Fireball on the black knight while Sora carves out the inner part of the white knight’s knee. Fluffy uses his Chidori on the white knight as Vee shoots his lightning on the black knight’s boob. Lost tries to make the black knight white by spraying his white stuff on her face, and Oras stabs the white knight’s toe. Charles pleads for the knights to attack Vee, but they target him instead. Sora bluffs by saying that he has 6 thousand million points on strength, speed, and agility.
Vee brings the kingsout to fight with them and asks them to help for an all out attack with Sora. Sora takes the kings and Fluffy for a group huddle. Sora plans for Stealth to bring out his blue sparkles so that Kenny can shoot it and burn it on the enemies with Fluffy. The first virus falls down while StealthRP takes a very short break. They take out the next knight, and the battle is finished.
Lost heals Stealth with his white stuff while Vee thanks Sora. Stealth calls Lost a gentleman, pissing Lost off since she identifies as a girl. Vee pretends to loots the white knight but doesn’t due to it being a Code 17 and having texture problems while properly looting the black knight.
The two kings thank the heroes for saving them as their children tries to run away together. KKona takes out his shotgun, which is a one shot weapon, and cocks it over and over again. Charles and Sora stand in front of the shotgun so that they can die, but he ends up hitting his target, Juliet.
Sora yells at Lost to “Goo her!” Juliet gives Romeo the purple sparkles so that they can die together. Romeo tells her that they can drink all of the other sparkles, but not the purple sparkles. Juliet calls Romeo out for saying that he would die for her. Stealth tells him to sack up while KKona tells him no. Juliet starts to fade as everyone decide to murder her.
Charles and Sora go away while Vee apologizes for killing her. Sora confronts Vee for not giving him choices. Vee explains how the poor girl died while he could’ve saved her. Sora and Charles state how it’s his fault for not letting Lost shoot “the goo.”
Sora takes Vee away to talk. Sora simply calls Vee an evil virus before leaving him behind.
Vee gives Sora the choice to leave or to save the princess. Vee states that the goo isn’t enough to heal her and that she can only be saved by a hero. Sora says that the best he can do is give her a “Wind Job.” Sora asks what else they can do, and they reply that the power of love can save her.
Vee rants how this is an anime game while pointing out everyone in their party is either in an anime or a game. Fluffy is a rabbit with clothes from Naruto, Oras is from Kingdom Hearts, Lost whole Youtube is about anime, Charles wears a female anime avatar, Zentreya makes a living off of being an anime character that doesn’t talk, Holli looks like an anime character, and Vee himself is from Final Fantasy.
Sora says that he has only heard negativity and bullsh*t from Vee. Vee states that she was going to die regardless and how there was 6 different routes. Charles calls him out for their choices not even matter, just like a TellTales Game.
Vee thanks Sora for being his friend and asks for a hug. Sora runs off and yells the princess to get up. All of a sudden, Juliet comes back and starts to slowly stands. Everyone calls her a zombie and kills her again to put her out of her misery.
Vee explains “If we learn anything from this adventure, we learned that best friends should stick together no matter what! And kill zombies cause we’re best of friends at twitch.tv/StealthRG! See I didn’t do it this time. I love you. Now insert disc 20!”
Sora yells “F*ck you and all of your goddamn discs! I’m leaving! F*ck you all!” before he logs out.
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