Nobody's Perfect Transcripts

Emily Elizabeth: "Nobody's Perfect" 
[On May 6, 1985, the seagulls are flying around the school is Field Day & Silly Sports Day. The Kids clamoring the soccer in soccer clothes with shorts]
Vaz: Come on, Charley, you can do it! 
Jetta: Go, Charley!
Charley: If we can get the ball past this goalie, we can get it past any goalie! [Clifford barking]
Emily Elizabeth: We can do it, Charley! I know we can! [She plays soccer. Charley kick the ball into the goalie.] Go, Charley! [Charley is kicking the soccer ball] Shoot! Shoot! 
Charley: Unh! 
Clifford: Ruff!
Charley: Yes! 
Emily Elizabeth: Great! [The kids laughing] 
All right! 
Jetta: Did you see that?! 
Charley: Ha ha, hey! 
Emily Elizabeth: You're the best, Charley! [Clamoring the kids]
Miss Carrington: [Her whistling is blowing around the whistle] Recess over! [Kids clamoring] Okay, class. Next Monday will be Silly Sports Day here at school.
Vaz: You're going to be so much fun! What's Silly Sports Day, Miss. Carrington? 
Miss. Carrington: Well, Vaz, it's kind of like the Olympics. But instead of serious sports, we do silly stuff. 
Emily Elizabeth: Last year, I did the cream pie long jump. I jumped as far as I could into a huge, whipped cream pie! 
Charley: And I did the mile-long bike race on a little tricycle.
Vaz: Sounds like fun! 
Miss. Carrington That's what it's all about, Vaz. Having fun. So, everyone please pick an event from the hat. [The kids picked out of field day in May ticket] The field will be set up this weekend, so you can practice if you'd like. But remember, this isn't something to win at. It's a day to have fun.
Emily Elizabeth (gasping): I got the feather pillow toss. What did you get, Charley?
Charley: Jiggly juggling.
Emily Elizabeth: You'll be great at that! You're good at everything.
Jetta (annoyed): Great! I got that messy old cream pie long jump! 
Emily Elizabeth: It is messy! Last year, I got so covered in whipped cream, they put my picture in the paper.
Jetta: The newspaper?
Emily Elizabeth: Uh-huh. Want to trade? 
Jetta: Oh, ahh, no thanks, Emily Elizabeth. The cream pie long jump sounds perfect for me.
Charley: Juggling squishy jigglies Will be way too easy! I think I'll try juggling six.
Emily Elizabeth: Six? Wow! If anyone can do it, you can, Charley. Hi, Clifford! Wanna help me practice my pillow-tossing tomorrow, boy? [Clifford barks]
Charley: Let's meet here tomorrow morning and practice together.
Emily Elizabeth: Great! See you then! 
Samuel: Wow! Are you planning to eat all of that wiggly gelatin?
Charley (wears regular clothes on and put on the bag for Silly Sports Day this May including Aimee's Birthday Party): This is for Silly Sports Day, dad. I'm going to be a jiggly Jell-O. 
Samuel: Ha ha ha ha! You'll be good at that. [Charley catches the green Jell-O bag into his shoes]
Charley: Oops! Sorry! I'll clean it up! [His shoes are sticky]
Samuel: That's ok. But from now on, maybe you should practice outside, huh?
Charley: Right! 
Vaz [At the library, Vaz is going to jump around the pud puddles and splashed at Vaz, and he's filthy]: Whoa! I love slime! This is fun!
Emily Elizabeth: Here goes the pillow toss, Clifford! [She tossed the pillow] Hmm... This is harder than it looks. [Tossed it again] Ah...I know I can do better than this! [She tossed it again harder] Wow! Look at it go! [Clifford is blowing the pillow] Uh, Clifford, were you helping me? 
Clifford: Mmm, mmm.
Emily Elizabeth: You're a good friend, Clifford, And I appreciate your help, but you blowing on the pillow isn't fair. I need to do it myself. It's okay for now. But you can't do it on silly sports day, okay? [Clifford barking] 
Mary: Hey, everybody, look! Charley's going to jiggly juggle! [Charley has a bucket of Jell-O jugglers at the library]
Vaz: This is going to be good! 
Charley: Ok, here goes nothing! [He juggled one of the Jell-O juggler] That's one. [He juggled two Jell-O jugglers] Unh.. it's a cinch. [Emily Elizabeth, Mary & Vaz gasping] Ok...here comes 3! [The jugglers are splashing by Charley. Emily Elizabeth, Vaz & Mary giggling] Hah, Okay, I get it. [Charley juggles again so he squished around Charley. Emily Elizabeth, Vaz & Mary resume giggling. So Charley could try again for juggling. So he tried and tried again for the juggling at the library. Charley covered in green Jell-O] Hmm... [Charley clenched his teeth with Jell-O in his hair. Charley is tried again, but Emily Elizabeth, Vaz & Mary continuing to laugh. So, Charley is frustrating growl.] Aagghhh!! I need a shower! 
Vaz: Gee, what's that with Charley? 
Emily Elizabeth: I guess juggling's harder than he thought it would be.
[At the tourist dock, he wears regular clothes on for drinking with Samuel]
Samuel: I can't wait for Silly Sports Day, especially your event-- ha ha ha--jiggly juggling.
Charley: I decided I'm not going to do it.
Samuel: Oh? 
Charley: Juggling's too hard. 
Samuel: Yeah, it is kind of hard. 
Charley: Huh?
Samuel: I never could quite do it myself. Oof! [Splattered eggs on Samuel's head] Ooh!
Charley (chortling): You look silly, dad! 
Samuel (chuckles): It's fun just to be silly sometimes.
Charley: Yeah, but I told everyone I was going to be so good at juggling that I'd juggle 6 jiggly bags!
Samuel: Even if you're not good at it, Charley, even still fun to try new things. [Splattered with egg] Even if you miss it. [Charley laughing] Don't be afraid to try, son. Just do your best and enjoy yourself.
Charley: OK, dad. Thanks. [At the beach, Charley is juggling as it works with soccer clothes on] Hey! I'm not so bad. [He splattered in his hair] I'm terrible. I'm never going to juggle again. Never! [Clifford barks] I can't, Clifford! I'm no good at this! [Clifford chomped his Jell-O juggle in his mouth] OK! OK! I'll try it again! [Clifford barks] It is kind of fun, I guess. [Clifford is getting another one for Charley] Wow! 4 bags! Look at me! Whoo-hoo! This is fun! [The Jell-O juggler squishes covered Charley has an accident] Oh, brother! [Clifford licking Charley] OK, OK! I'll do it! [Clifford barks. At school on May 14, 1985, Charley jiggles the right thing]
Vaz: All right, Charley! 
Jetta: Charley! Wow! 
Emily Elizabeth: That's so great! 
Charley: And now I'll try 4 jiggly juggling bags. [Clifford gives the green Jell-O juggler to Charley]
Jetta: Charley, wow!
Charley: I did it! Now for 5 bags! [Clifford gives the jiggly juggler to him. The kids clamoring]
Emily Elizabeth: That's great! 
Charley: Got it! Now for 6! [Clifford whimpered] Come on, Clifford! Toss me one! [Clifford tossed the juggler to Charley. Charley did juggling Jell-O toss] Perfect! Whoa! [The Jell-O juggler squished for Charley] Ta-da! How's that for silly? [Kids cheering]
Emily Elizabeth: Do it again! Do it again! [Clifford barking to excitement] Great job, Charley! 
Mary: Now that was very silly! 
Vaz: Yeah! 
Charley: Thanks! It was fun! [Clifford licked Charley] And thank you, Clifford! I couldn't have been silly without you.
Miss. Carrington: Oh, look, everyone. Jetta's doing the cream pie long jump!
Emily Elizabeth: Come on, Charley, let's go watch! [Jetta runs into the whipped cream pie jump. The kids cheering.]
Charley: Hooray! 
Emily Elizabeth: You did it, Jetta! 
Jetta: Where's the newspaper people? Who's going to take my picture so I can be in the newspaper? [Clifford licks Jetta in whipped cream pie] Ew! Dog! Clifford, stop it! Blech! 
Emily Elizabeth: You've got one really big fan, Jetta! The biggest fan in the whole island-- Clifford! [Emily Elizabeth, Jetta, Charley, Miss. Carrington and the kids wearing Field Day Clothes at the ending. Then flipped back to pages of Emily Elizabeth wears regular clothes and Clifford in the book]
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