Trying On Costumes (Transcript)

The entire cast are excited to see Tommy trying out his costume. So now, Tommy's in the boys' dressing room with his male co-stars.
Freddie: Are you excited to try on your costume?
Tommy: Yes, oh my God, I'm so excited.
Toby: So do I.
Tommy: I know, I finally get to be in character.
Wilbur: Yeah, it's like that final push that really puts you in character.
Toby: Yeah, I'm excited to get my costume too.
Oli: I know I am.
Tommy's excitement faded away when he noticed that the costume is missing.
Tommy: Erm... do you guys see it? I don't know where it's at.
Freddie: That is odd.
Tommy: It'd be on the rack, wouldn't it?
Grayson: It'd be on the rack, yeah-
Tommy: That's so weird, they did say to try it on, right?
Toby: It's blue, right?
Tommy: Do you think maybe someone in costumes took it home? Like to add something to it-
Bill: Well, the directors said to try it on so I don't, I mean, it's possible but I don't-
Tommy: It's not here. I mean, where else would it be? Would it be backstage?
Alex: I mean, maybe we can go look and see, that'd be an odd place for it, I mean-
Karl: Yeah, I don't see it-
Derrick: #Here our adventure now begins#
It wasn't until Derrick came in singing Ruins badly while wearing the costume. Everyone was shocked.
Tommy: Erm...
George: That costume is blue, is that your dress?
Dream: Thought you're colourblind.
George: Red-green colourblind, I can still see blue.
Toby: Found your costume.
Tommy: Why do you have my costume on?
Derrick: What do you mean?
Eret: What do you mean?
Tommy: That is not your costume, why do you have that on?
Charlie: I don't think that you're supposed to be wearing that.
Derrick: Hi guys.
Jared: I swear, this guy gets into my nerves.
Toby Oh my-
Freddie: Why would you put on Frisk's costume? It's not your costume.
Tommy: Take it off. Take it off now.
Phil: Why? I can't even ask why. I know why you tried it on. Because you think you're Frisk-
Dave: It's the fact that he's too overgrown to be Frisk.
Tommy: Are you Frisk?
Derrick: I should be-
Ranboo: (laughs) Okay-
Tommy: No-
Derrick: I might be your understudy-
Tommy: No you're not. Eryn is. You are not even in the show.
Derrick: Relax, I'm trying it on in case I have to go on for you. Your blood pressure drops all the time-
Tommy: I can't, are you kidding me?
Geo: You think you could go on as Frisk? You can't even hit the right Baritone note in his first song.
Tommy: There is absolutely no possible way or reason why you would ever need to go out onstage during the show as Frisk.
Derrick: You don't know that-
Tommy: I have an understudy and it's not you. It's Eryn.
Derrick: You never know what can happen before a show. Like your blood pressure dropping.
Eryn: You are not Frisk. Take off the costume. We don't want Tommy, a 16-year-old boy, smelling like a disgusting groomer and paedophile.
Derrick: I don't think that I will. This costume fits me so well to be honest, I think we're the same size-
Tommy: That's not yours to try on. It's supposed to be baggy on me, not fitting on you.
Derrick: Yeah but, it's Frisk's costume but it could also be my costume because I have it on right now you skinny boy-
Tommy: Skinny?! That makes literally no sense. Go take it off.
Derrick: Honestly, you're being so selfish right now-
Dream: You are the selfish one.
Derrick: You should let other people enjoy things too. If I wanna try on your costume, I should be able to. What do you think?
Jack: Yeah, I think you should take the dress off and give it back to Tommy.
Tommy: I need to try it on-
Derrick: Fine, you want me to take it off so bad?
Derrick was about to rip Frisk's sweater but it is to get the reaction out of all the male actors.
Toby: Do not-
Freddie: Woah-
Tommy: If you rip my costume-
Derrick: (laughs) I'm just messing around. I wouldn't rip your costume but that would be a shame, wouldn't it?
Tommy: I have never in my life been so close to slapping somebody-
Ranboo: Woah, don't rip his sleeve-
Then, Raphael, one of the directors came and noticed Derrick in the boys' dressing room.
Raphael: Alright, what's taking so long? Did you get it? Erm... what are you doing?
Derrick: Hi-
Raphael: Is that your costume?
Derrick: I'm just-
Raphael: Yes or no question. Is that your costume?
Derrick: Not yet, but-
Raphael: No. No, it's not and it never will be.
Derrick: Well-
Raphael: You are not Frisk. It's not your costume-
Toby: There is no reason for you to even be back here-
Derrick: And you're talking, why?
Raphael: Let me handle this.
Toby: Yes sir.
Raphael: You know that you do not touch props-
Derrick: Well but, it's a costume, not a prop. It is-
Raphael: It's the same thing. Costumes, props, it's all the same. If it's not yours, you don't touch it.
Derrick: Okay?
Raphael: Then why do you have Frisk's costume on?
Derrick: I just wanted to see if it would fit.
Raphael: We are starting tech week. I do not have time to deal with this.
Derrick: I've worked really hard for this show though-
Raphael: No, I'm not hearing it. I am not hearing it. There's nothing that you can say that's gonna make this better.
Derrick: But I-
Raphael: There has been constant issues with you this entire time. For you to try on Tommy's costume? I am giving you 2 minutes to go in there and take off that costume and give it back to me and if there's anything wrong with it-
Derrick: I'm in tech though-
Raphael: You have no part in this show.
Derrick: What do you mean?
Raphael: I do not want to see you onstage, backstage, in the wings, in the house. I don't want to see you within 1 metre of this theatre-
Derrick: You can't just like ban me from the theatre-
Michael: Watch him.
Raphael: You have no part in this show. There's no reason for you to be here. We have work to do.
Derrick: Erm... (cries) There's no way-
Raphael: No. Go in there. Take off the costume. And you better hope that there's not a single thing wrong with that costume.
Derrick: Fine, I'll go take it off but-
Raphael: Go take it off. Give it back to me. And Frisk, Tommy, needs to try on his costume.
Tommy: Yeah, go take off my costume.
Derrick: Yeah I'm going. Whatever.
Then, Raphael's phone started ringing so he picked it up.
Raphael: Okay, don't let him leave. I gotta take this. Erm... let me know when she has it off, okay?
Tommy: Okay, no problem.
After Raphael left, Derrick still has Tommy's costume on and Tubbo was blocking his way because he needs to escape.
Derrick: Oh, the puny director's gone?
Toby: Woah!
Derrick: Move!
Toby: No.
Derrick: I'm just leaving the dressing room.
Ranboo: Erm... you're not going anywhere! You're not getting outta here with that costume. I am a wall and if you think you're gonna get past me with that costume, you won't get past me or any of us and you definitely won't get past the directors. Now go in there and take off the costume.
Derrick: Fine.
Zak: If there's a single thing wrong with it-
Derrick: I will go take it off, okay.
Tommy: (sighs) Oh my God, why? Why?
Freddie: I know, I know.
Tommy: It's been months, it's been literally months and he's still not over it.
Eret: It's ridiculous, I have to say, yeah it's awful.
Tommy: I've never, I've never-
Darryl: Yeah, it's pretty bad.
George: I'm surprised he hasn't flown out to New York and got him a lead role on Broadway yet.
Oli: Oh, Broadway?
George: Yeah.
Ponk: It's the American equivalent to West End, right here.
Oli: Hopefully he goes there-
Tommy: Is the next show gonna be like this? Is he just gonna keep showing up? Are we never gonna have a show with peace?
Bill: He'll be back. You know he will. We gotta plan for it apparently.
Corpse: Yeah, this is our first show so we figured.
Eryn: Hey, how long has he been in there?
After that, Derrick got Frisk's costume off and gave it back to Tommy.
Derrick: Here's your costume, Frisk.
Tommy: Thanks.
Toby: Don't handle it that way. Martha and Alice worked really hard on that.
Derrick: Yeah, whatever, it's literally their job to work with costumes so if it gets a little wrinkled, they'll just iron it or something.
Freddie: There better not be a single thing wrong with that costume-
Derrick: And if there is?
Freddie: You know-
Derrick: (laughs) I'm just kidding, calm down, oh my God, the costume is fine. And Tommy, just for your information, you'll never look as good as me in it. You're too skinny and your posture is so bad.
Tommy: Really?
Wilbur: Hey, don't be mean to Tommy, he's gonna look really good in his costume.
Derrick: What?
Floris: Just because you're jealous of him doesn't mean that you can be mean to him.
Derrick: Fundy, you know I look better in the costume than him. It's okay, you can admit it-
Sam: (laughs) That's laughable. You are telling Tommy that he doesn't look good in his costume?
Derrick: Well, I didn't say he's gonna look good-
Luke: Why don't you take a look at yourself in the mirror sometime? All I see is the face of a groomer.
Derrick: Erm... okay.
Jschlatt: Wow, you are so confident for being such a terrible person.
Derrick: Whatever. I have voice lessons. I'm leaving. Bye.
Toby: Yeah, if you ever touch Tommy's costume again.
Freddie: You better leave.
Tommy: Okay, erm... well, guess I better try it on.
Ranboo: Yeah, go try it on.
Oli: Yeah, let's see it.
Wilbur: Yeah, we're excited.
Tommy got changed into his costume and it looks good at him. He looks like a child, which is in fact his character in the musical.
Tommy: Well, here it is. What do you think? Erm...
Toby: It looks-
Tommy: I think it fits pretty well, yeah? It's even baggy which fits my character.
Nick: You look awesome in it. Tommy, you look like a child again.
Tommy: Wow, thanks. Really appreciate that statement-
Dream: Dude, you look awesome.
George: Wanna try on his costume?
Freddie: Erm... Tubbo, Purpled and I's costumes are similar. It's just that Tommy's is blue.
Oli: I'm pretty sure you'd probably look cool in it. I'm just gonna wear Toriel's robe but black.
Phil: As understudy Asriel.
Tommy: You might have to do quick changes, Oli. Because you're also part of the ensemble.
Oli: Oh yeah.
Tommy: (laughs) Whatever.
Jack: It looks good on you though. Is there anything wrong with it? There better not be, we'll find him-
Tommy: I didn't notice anything, I mean, surprisingly. I think we got lucky, but I just don't think we gave him enough time to get to the costume. Oh and Zoe texted me that Chara and Asriel's costumes are ready and Freddie and Tubbo can try it on.
Freddie: Oh my God.
Toby: Yes!
Freddie and Tubbo got dressed into their costumes for the show and they look good.
Freddie: Oh my God, we look awesome.
Toby: I agree. But, the horns? They're gone.
Tommy: The hell? What are costumes- (sighs)
Toby: Yeah, and I don't wanna say he stole them but he stole them.
Later, Raphael came into the dressing room.
Raphael: Alright, Tommy, Tubbo and Freddie, how's it look?
Tommy: Hi, erm... what do you think?
Raphael: Okay, good, it fits you 3-
Freddie: Yeah, no, it's super comfortable.
Raphael: It's perfect. I don't think it needs any more alterations, no? It looks good, yeah. Tubbo, where are the horns though? I wanted to see the full thing. 
Toby: (shrugs)
Raphael: What do you mean?
Toby: They're gone.
Raphael: So the horns aren't in here?
Toby: I don't know, erm...
Oli: Yeah, Tubbo's horns are gone. Same for mine and Philza's. We don't know where they're at so-
Raphael: What do you mean you don't know? They should've been with your costume.
Phil: Take your guess on who might've taken them.
Freddie: Yeah erm... the guy who happened to be a groomer and paedophile. He took Tubbo, Oli and Philza's horns-
Raphael: Oh, yeah, you're probably right. Probably. Okay, erm... well, Zoe and I are gonna go catch him before he leaves. Hopefully, he hasn't left yet, get those horns back. Er... but it looks good, perfect. Err... go get it off, hang it back up and you guys are good to go for the night. Be ready for tech, it's gonna be a long week.
Tommy: Okay, sounds good.
Ant: (sighs) Well, at least it's just the horns. I think we got lucky.
Velvet: I hope that he didn't take any of our costumes.
After that, Zoe and Raphael stopped Derrick before he left the theatre.
Zoe: Stop! Come here.
Derrick: Yeah, whatever, sorry I tried on Frisk's costume, I know I'm not supposed to, whatever, okay, sorry I'm leaving, bye-
Raphael: No, that's not what this is about. Give them back.
Derrick: What?
Zoe: You know what I'm talking about, give them back.
Derrick: Erm... I literally don't know what you're talking about.
Raphael: The horns.
Derrick: I don't know what you're talking about, horns? What?
Zoe: While you were trying on Frisk's costume, you were tampering with the others' costumes as well. It seems like you stole Tubbo, Oli and Philza's horns.
Derrick: Their costumes don't have horns.
Raphael: No, you were the last one in that dressing room and we didn't have any reports on missing horns until you decided to try on Frisk's costume.
Derrick: Okay, but there were literally no horns in the dressing room, so-
Zoe: We do not have time for this. I don't have time. You're going to tell me where those horns are at-
Derrick: They weren't. There literally weren't. I didn't even try on the horns cuz it obviously didn't come with Frisk's costume. I was literally just making sure that Frisk's outfit fit me. You think I wouldn't have tried on the horns too? Which his outfit does fit me. So that's good.
Raphael: Okay, there's no reason for Frisk's costume to fit you, that is another conversation. I need those horns back.
Derrick: You're accusing me of stealing? Wow. See, this is just the favouritism. Yeah, just assume that I stole it-
Zoe: No, it's not favouritism, you were the last one in that dressing room. And now conveniently, Tubbo, Phil and Oli's horns are missing.
Kristin: My horns are missing too.
Raphael: What?