Hamilton

Hamilton facts
*The city's most famous tourist attraction is a supermarket that has been on fire for several years. Its popularity is down to the fact that, since the fire, it's been home to the best tri-tip in the state.
*Hamilton is home to the world's largest Kia Soul manufacturing plant.
*The city has a high number of hard-up Mediterranean families, who receive aid in the form of olive donations from the Greek Salad Festival.
*Rush Hour is the favorite movie of all Hamilton residents.
*Hamilton is a very sexual town and the only town in the country with a Cooters location.
*As per the town charter, no one born in Kenya may be mayor of Hamilton.
*If the mayor of Hamilton dies, the office will go to their next of kin.
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