Zabbington

Zabbington is the second episode of the world's most epicest show, The Mr. Zabs Show. In this episode, Mr. Zabs tries to figure out who pranked him!
==Transcript==
* [The episode begins with Mr. Zabs walking out of his front door. He slips in a puddle.]
* Mr. Zabs: What! Who-who did that? I must figure out!
* [Mr. Zabs pulls on the top of the screen, causing a black and white filter to fall down. Cut to text, reading ZABBINGTON.]
* Mr. Zabs: And that's how it began. My life smashed to bits. And that's when I saw my first suspect.
* [Shot of Mrs. Puff's Boating School.]
* Mr. Zabs: You there, Mrs. Puff! Did you have a hand, or should I say a fin, in this watery sabotage? 
* Mrs. Puff: What! Mr. Zabs, I-I swear it wasn't me! I've been busy teaching driving lessons all day. 
* Mr. Zabs: That's just what someone guilty would say.
* Mrs. Puff: No, seriously! Ask SpongeBob! He'd vouch for me!
* [Transition.]
* SpongeBob: ...And then she said "Oh, you'll never gonna get a license." (laughter)
* Mr. Zabs: Oh, well. It seems the coast is clear here. But if it wasn't Mrs. Puff...
* [Shot of Kuromi's house.]
* Mr. Zabs: Aha! That little minx!
* [Cut to inside Kuromi's house. Kuromi is reading a book. Mr. Zabs jumps in through the chimney, dressed as Krampus] 
* Mr. Zabs: Anti-Ho, ho ho! Merry not-christmas! 
* [Kuromi throws her book across the room] 
* Kuromi: Krampus! I'm a big hater! I'd hate a lot of gifts! 
* Mr. Zabs: Playing dumb, eh?
* Kuromi: I don't know what you're talking about!
* Mr. Zabs: I've been mean to you a lot lately! I've been talking about PORNOGRAPHY RELATED YOU!
* Kuromi: Yeah, and that creeps me out. But I'm not going to do something as vile as make you slip in a puddle... underwater.
* Mr. Zabs: Well, then WHO DID!
* Kuromi: I don't know, I don't know! I have an alibi! I've been reading this totally normal and cool book all day!
* Mr. Zabs: True, true. Oh, well. I must look elsewhere! To the Zabscave!
* [Batman-like transition to the Zabscave.]
* Mr. Zabs: (pacing around) Who could it be? Those two were the ONLY ones close at the time! Maybe the gang's turned on me? No, that's too idiotic. They're always nice guys.
* [Cut to a shot of the gang.]
* Mr. Rabs: I FUCKING HATE MR. ZABS! I'M THE ORIGINAL AND HE GETS ALL THE POPULARITY?
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: YEAH! I HATE HIM MORE THEN I HATE BIDEN!
* All: TRUMP RULES!
* Mr. Rabs: Here, let's play darts on a photo of his face!
* [They all have fun throwing darts at the photo of Mr. Zabs' face.]
* Mr. Zabs: (slams his fist on his table) No, no, no, no no!
* [Squidward knocks on his door.]
* Mr. Zabs: Oh, boy. Who could this be.
* [Mr. Zabs opens the door.]
* Squidward: Mr. Zabs, can you keep it down? I'm trying to practice my clarinet, and your dramatic monologues are disturbing the peace.
* Mr. Zabs: Sorry, Squidward, but I'm doing something important right now.
* Squidward: What's going on?
* Mr. Zabs: Some [bleep]hole put a puddle in front of my house.
* Squidward: (sarcastically) Wow. Soooo important. Well, work on that while I work on my clarinet!
* [Squidward closes the door.]
* Mr. Zabs: Drat! Who could it be?
* [Mr. Zabs starts to think.]
* Mr. Zabs: Aha! It must be RongeRob!
* [Cut to RongeRob, reading a book in his house.]
* RongeRob: This book is awesome! I love reading "The Big Book of Griddylicious Imposter Rizz - And Other Terms"!
* [Mr. Zabs breaks in, as Cellar Search begins to play.]
* Mr. Zabs: YOU!
* RongeRob: Me?
* Mr. Zabs: Yes, you!
* RongeRob: What I do?
* Mr. Zabs: You are the one who placed a puddle in front of my house!
* RongeRob: What! No! I couldn't do that, my hands are tied!
* [Cut to a shot of RongeRob's hands, with laces on them.]
* RongeRob: Could you help me get out of these. If you do, I'll tell you who placed the puddle there.
* Mr. Zabs: Alright, alright.
* [Mr. Zabs grabs a machete out of his pocket, and cuts off RongeRob's laces.]
* RongeRob: Gee, thanks, Mr. Zabs!
* Mr. Zabs: Now, tell me: who did this to me!
* RongeRob: It was... The WOKELer!
* Mr. Zabs: (gaps) NOT THE WOKELER!
* [Thunder strikes. Cut to black.]
* Narrator: Will Mr. Zabs ever defeat the WOKELer? Found out in... The Mr. Zabs Show!
== Trivia ==
* This episode is shorter due to being somewhat rushed, as Then bends had forgotten to write the rest of the episode after Mr. Zabs went to RongeRob's House.
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