WotW: Week 28

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Weak of the Week: Week 28 	Weak of the Week: Week 28
 	
Fuzz E. Funbear 	Fuzz E. Funbear
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Wow, would you look at that: It's another weak frickin' Five Nights at Freddy's themed character! What a novel idea! Why does anyone even like that crappy game? It's barely even a game and these idiots just lap it up. Aren't they on like Part 6 by now? They make four of them a year because the game takes three weeks to make. To those lucky enough to remain ignorant of it, Five Nights at Freddy's is about the worst game ever created in the history of mankind.All the game consists of is roughly twelve static pictures, that you can pan around your screen in an effort to fool you into thinking that the game is in 3D. It looks to be roughly on-par with the Mode 7 pixel zoom effects that were done on Super Nintendo, only this is a few thousand times more pathetic because the Super Nintendo was released twenty-five years ago. Then when you "least expect it" a loud sound happens. That's it.Was every kid born in the 1990s molested by Chuck E. Cheese or something and the positive response toward the game is some form of Stockholm Syndrome? That can be the only logical conclusion. Who is even afraid of animatronics, yet is old enough to be able to make purchases on the internet? You would think that number would be paltry, but a quick search for "FNAF Reactions" on Youtube reveals "about 17,000" results. 17,000 or more people somehow feel the need to either pretend to be scared of, or are legitimately afraid of an animatronic cartoon duck with a bib on. These people have money and the ability to vote, folksAnyway, about Fuzz E. Funbear. Yes, the fourth paragraph in and I've finally mentioned him. Well. He sucks. This awful attempt makes my archrival Bluhman's horrible FNAF-themed character seem almost good. He's a normal brown bear (not a cartoon or teddy bear, like we're talking Ursus arctos here) wearing a circus tent with one metal hand and foot. Plus he's based on Five Night's at Freddy's. Do I really need to say anymore than that?	Wow, would you look at that: It's another weak frickin' Five Nights at Freddy's themed character! What a novel idea! Why does anyone even like that crappy game? It's barely even a game and these idiots just lap it up. Aren't they on like Part 6 by now? They make four of them a year because the game takes three weeks to make. To those lucky enough to remain ignorant of it, Five Nights at Freddy's is about the worst game ever created in the history of mankind.All the game consists of is roughly twelve static pictures, that you can pan around your screen in an effort to fool you into thinking that the game is in 3D. It looks to be roughly on-par with the Mode 7 pixel zoom effects that were done on Super Nintendo, only this is a few thousand times more pathetic because the Super Nintendo was released twenty-five years ago. Then when you "least expect it" a loud sound happens. That's it.Was every kid born in the 1990s molested by Chuck E. Cheese or something and the positive response toward the game is some form of Stockholm Syndrome? That can be the only logical conclusion. Who is even afraid of animatronics, yet is old enough to be able to make purchases on the internet? You would think that number would be paltry, but a quick search for "FNAF Reactions" on Youtube reveals "about 17,000" results. 17,000 or more people somehow feel the need to either pretend to be scared of, or are legitimately afraid of an animatronic cartoon duck with a bib on. These people have money and the ability to vote, folksAnyway, about Fuzz E. Funbear. Yes, the fourth paragraph in and I've finally mentioned him. Well. He sucks. This awful attempt makes my archrival Bluhman's horrible FNAF-themed character seem almost good. He's a normal brown bear (not a cartoon or teddy bear, like we're talking Ursus arctos here) wearing a circus tent with one metal hand and foot. Plus he's based on Five Night's at Freddy's. Do I really need to say anymore than that?
Offences 	Offences
• Furry 	• Furry
How to Improve 	How to Improve
I don't see what's so fun about him. 	I don't see what's so fun about him.
Category:Weak of the Week