Hillary Cries... About the Children

300px"Hillary Cries... About the Children" is a Skippy Shorts video.
==Synopsis==
Hillary Clinton is singing at her desk when she looks at her hands, saying she needs a manicure and a knuckle shave. She says she will have to put it on her to-do list. She rings her bell and asks Franklin if he could come in. He yells, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" and Hillary says she was wondering if Steven has arrived for her interview. Franklin says, "NO!!! WAIT!!! HE JUST CAME IN!!!". Hillary tells him to send Steven in and Franklin says, "ALL RIGHT!!!". Hillary asks if he could stop yelling at her and Franklin says, "I'M NOT YELLING!!! HERE HE COMES!!!".
Steven arrives and tells Hillary he is feeling about "as dandy as a piece of bacon on a bacon cheese sandwich." Hillary says she loves bacon and cheese sandwiches. She says they have time for two questions, so Steven asks his his first question, in which he asks her what is the best type of beer out of all in her opinion. Hillary immediately answers, "Beer baby heinies." Next, Steven asks Hillary how she fell in love with Bill Clinton, which Hillary denies she is in love with him and says, "Money. Money, baby. De Niro. Pesos. Coin. Paperback. Benajmin. Bling bling." The scene cuts to Bill Clinton holding a blinged necklace and saying, "Ohh, yeah!" and he smiles, showing his blinged teeth.
Finally, Steven tells Hillary that concerned citizens want to know about the children. This immediately sets Hillary off as she is tired of hearing about children. She says it was cute at first, but confesses that she feels it is not about the children, wanting to hear enough about them. She says it is about her, referring to herself as "The Big H" and "The Big H.C." While ranting, she says she needs to fix her hair. She begins to rant indistinctively as the film cuts short.
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