Seymour Butts/3.0

Seymour Butts is a character role-played by Daggurt.
==General Info==
Seymour Butts is a Civilian. He used to work for Clean Getaway Soap Co. and at one time attempted to join the Police Department.
When the farmer's markets were open, most days, he would work at the Clean Getaway Soap booth at either the Farmer's Market or Dean World.
Currently, he is employed at Liquid Library and also an Express Junior Driver at Dodo Logistics.
Recently, Seymour purchased an Oil Pump from Ron Oil and pumps oil for Otto's
== Events ==
Seymour moved to Los Santos looking for a new life. Back home he was simply a code monkey working a dead end computer help desk job. His fiancé left him so he quit his job and moved to Los Santos. Very quickly he met Nancy Drew who brought him in to sell soap for Clean Getaway at the farmer's markets. Seymour fell in love with this job quickly and decided to mold his entire personality around it. He managed to work his way up the ranks at Clean Getaway to become a manager.
The Shameful Man Incident - One day while working at Dean World, Seymour saw Nancy's friend Bunny pretending to be a girl scout buying items from booths. Seymour texted bunny to let her know that he saw through her disguise. Bunny did not like this. Bunny went to Nancy and told her about this to which Nancy and Bunny decided to interrogate Seymour. Seymour stated that he knew it was Bunny in that disguise because of her calf tattoo. Bunny then asked why Seymour knew about her calf tattoo. Oblivious, Seymour let the two interrogators know that it was because he looked at it. Bunny then asked the important question: "Seymour, how many boobs do I have?". Again, oblivious, Seymour replied with "two" and thus The Shameful Man was born. Bunny and Nancy were APPALLED that Seymour would look at Bunny's breasts to know that she had two of them. Nancy and Bunny promptly called up Bunny's platonic fiancé Lester Sweets and they went to go give Seymour the make over he deserved. A makeover that would let the world know he was a Shameful Man. Seymour was dressed up in leopard print underwear and a red bib with red blush on his cheeks and was also barefoot. Seymour was then made to walk from the Alta St. apartments to the Courthouse while Nancy, Bunny, and Lester followed behind in their car yelling out "SHAME". Upon reaching the courthouse Seymour was tazed by John Mineo and sent to jail for 1 month. After this Seymour was demoted at Clean Getaway from manager to Shameful Man.
The RX7 Incident - Seymour always wanted an S class car. Watching some youtube videos and playing with a driving simulator in his apartment he decided that he would get an RX7. That was the car that he truly wanted. So, suddenly an RX7 became available at VLC Imports Seymour jumped at the chance. He borrowed $600k from his friend Keith Herman and in exchange gave Keith his Sentinel SG4. Seymour then went to VLC and bought the RX7 by taking out a $1mil loan from fast loans and another $1mil loan from Diamond Hand. This would prove to be very detrimental to Seymour. Seymour calculated that he would have to make $130k/week to pay for his RX7. He thought that this amount of money would be easy for him to make by just going hunting twice a day, every day. Then, disaster struck. Seymour had to leave Los Santos and he thought he may never return. Since he had left he couldn't pay his loans the loan companies sued Seymour for the money he owed. First, Diamond Hand sued him for $1.4mil. Seymour came back to Los Santos after a 4 month trip back home to Ohio and saw his account was at -$1.4mil and had a text saying he was going to be sued for another $1.2mil. He had to do something. So, he sold the only asset he had worth anything, the RX7 that he loved. Unfortunately, the only offer he had was for $1.5mil and so seymour took the offer and sold the RX7 to get out of debt long enough to moved his other cars to other people's garages. Then, he was sued again and was back to -$1.2mil.
The Meth Incident - Seymour was in deep debt and looking for some guidance. He called all of his friends and only 1 picked up: Kirk Jerkems. Kirk told Seymour that the only way he was ever going to get out of debt was to do illegal activities. Kirk then told Seymour it was time to sell meth. Kirk gave Seymour 32 bags of meth and had Seymour sell meth in La Mesa. Kirk also instructed Seymour that if he was ever pressed about this that he should tell people that Royal Mafia had given him permission to sell there. A few days go by and Seymour manages to make about $75k selling meth in his little spot and then things went south. Seymour was cornering meth in his spot one day when the police approached him. Somehow Seymour talked his way out of the encounter but there were other people there that were a bigger threat to Seymour than the cops. Seymour was unaware that the area he was selling meth in was the same block that the criminal organization The Dons lived on. Two members of The Dons, Joey Violento and Nathan Peters took Seymour hostage and brought him to the airport. There, Seymour was tortured into giving up Kirk's name and also told the Don's what he was instructed to say "THE ROYAL MAFIA TOLD ME I CAN SELL THERE". Nathan ripped out 2 of Seymour's fingernails and then shot Seymour in the face. Joey and Nathan then took Seymour to Omar Dedon while he was still unconscious where Omar instructed the two men to leave Seymour's body in the street like a dog and call EMS to send a message. The next day Seymour received a call from Marty Banks who then went to pick Seymour up and bring him to the GG Gas station. There, Seymour was forced to recount his trials at the order of Marty, Omar, and Toni Balbani. After this Seymour was let go and told not to speak to Kirk or any of the clowns about this issue. If he did, they would find out and he would be killed. Seymour attempted to warn the clowns but was too late. GG and The Dons attacked the Fun House and shoot the clowns for a few days before some type of treatise was agreed upon. Seymour realized that he simply wasn't made for the criminal life and refuses to go back to it.
== Seymour's Friends ==
Seymour never had friends growing up and so he doesn't really understand what it means to truly have someone as a friend. Therefore, he has ranked his "friends" on a list so he knows who his best friends are regardless of their opinion of him:
BEST FRIEND: Bryce Miller
CLOSEST FRIENDS: Keith Herman, Jeffy Coldiron, Kirk Jerkems, Lester Sweets, Peren Meliamne
FRIENDS: Chatterbox, Rod Long, Nancy Drew, Collin McKinley, Sabith Cohen, Ethyl Winkelfiddle
==Personality==
Seymour is nice person but not courageous. He would retreat more than attack in a conflict.
He has no self esteem and will fold under ANY amount of pressure. He is well known for crying quite often.
He is very loyal to Nancy Drew and is trying his best to advertise the soaps.
==Trivia==
*His fiancé left him for his boss but Seymour ended up paying for the wedding anyway.
*He was a member of the Blocks for a few hours.
*Got taken Hostage too many times.
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