The Accidental Philosopher

The Accidental Philosopher was a virtual representation of one of Bayek's genetic memories, relived by Layla Hassan through the Portable Animus HR-8.
==Description==
Tjepu has lost her son, Tefibi, and is terrified something has happened to him.
==Dialogue==
Bayek came across a woman calling for her son in Alexandria's southern docks.
*Tjepu: Tefibi! Tefibi!When I get my hands on that boy he will pray that Osiris had taken him!Have you seen my idiot son? No? If you see him send him on my way. I will... buy whatever you have. Even if it is rancid. Tefibi!
Bayek approached the lady.
*Tjepu: Medjay! Thank the gods! I have not seen one of your kind in many moons.
*Bayek: What troubles you, little mother?
*Tjepu: My son, Tefibi. The boy is mad, always running off. He wishes to be some sort of thinker, Set take him! He has taken to searching for a cave near the beach, he should have been back by now.
*Bayek: If he is lost, I will find him.
*Tjepi: Thank you, Medjay
Bayek reached the beach.
*Bayek: This looks to be where she claimed Tefibi was.
Bayek discovered a bundle of clothes on the ground.
*Bayek: Someone's clothing. Torn.
Bayek discovered a pool of blood in the water nearby.
*Bayek: His wounds bled out in the water. He must have swam away.
Bayek discovered a trail of blood on the rocks nearby.
*Bayek: The blood leads around the lighthouse. I wonder...
Bayek followed the trail to a small hut behind the lighthouse.
*Bayek: The blood trail leads to this door. I must prepare myself.
Bayek destroyed the door and discovered a man lying on the floor.
*Tefibi: Ah!
*Bayek: Tefibi? Your mother sent me to find you.
*Tefibi: Well, that's good. I would have hurt you otherwise. With my mind.
*Bayek: (chuckles) I doubt it little man.
*Tefibi: Okay please help me up.
Bayek helped Tefibi to stand up.
*Tefibi: Whoa. Feeling a bit... dizzy. I think I lost a lot of blood.
*Bayek: Then it is time we get you back to your mother.
*Tefibi: She will be cross. Ah, fine. Lead on. I have enough strength to leave.
Bayek and Tefibi left the hut and made their way back to Tjepu.
*Tefibi: Mother sent a warrior to protect me. A philosopher does need a guard.
*Bayek: I am not your guard. I am helping your mother.
*Tefibi: Your badge. The eye of Horus?
*Bayek: It is my Medjay badge.
*Tefibi: Medjay? Ahhhhhh. . Weren't they killed by the Ptolemies?
*Bayek: They forgot one.
*Tefibi: Would you let me write your story? The last Medjay would be a fantastic tale.
*Bayek: Well, what kind of story would you tell, Tefibi?
*Tefibi: I know! A fable! One to put even Aesopica to shame! I will make you a camel, I think.
*Bayek: I do not think I would like to be a camel.
*Tefibi: A shame that. Maybe an eagle? How about a cow?
*Bayek: Perhaps it is best to continue on from here in silence.
*Tefibi: Ah. So be it.
A group of soldiers approached both Bayek and Tefibi.
*Soldier 1: There! Get him. He robbed us!
*Bayek: You stole from them?
*Tefibi: Defend my free will warrior!
*Bayek: I will deal with them.
*Soldier 1: There! Get that map-thief!
*Soldier 3: There's the rat that stole from us! Get that thief! Get back here, you gutless snake!
*Soldier 1: The Phylakitai knows what you've done, thief! We will not let that pass!
Bayek eliminated the soldiers.
*Bayek: There. That should be all of them.
He returned to Tefibi.
*Bayek: Tefibi did you leave anything else out of your adventure? Say a crate of drachmas?
*Tefibi: You wound me, Medjay! I am in search of knowledge. And a drachma or two, but never in theft!
*Bayek: It looks like there are no others coming, Tefibi. Return to your mother and your studies.
*Tefibi: Come and see me anytime in Alexandria, Medjay! I will be a great philosopher, just you wait.
*Bayek: I... look forward to it, Tefibi.
==Outcome==
Bayek helped Tjepu to find her son Tefibi and bring him to safety.
==Gallery==
ACO The Accidental Philosopher 03.png|Bayek finding a trail of blood
==References==
*Assassin's Creed: Origins
fr:Le philosophe accidentel
Category:Memories of Bayek
Category:Memories relived using the Animus HR-8