Finding Tim Templeton Part 1 New Parents

Finding Tim Templeton Part 1 New Parents 
== Cast ==
(Andrew Scholte intro)
(Osprey entertainment intro)
Andrew Scholte: Wow
Joaline: Mm
Andrew Scholte: Wow
Joaline: Mmm-hmm
Andrew Scholte: Wow
Joaline: Yes, Andrew. No, I see it. It's beautiful
Andrew Scholte: So, Joaline, when you said you wanted a wilderness view, you didn't think you were going to get the whole wilderness, did you? Huh? (Sighs) Oh, yeah. A toon can breath out here. Did your man deliver, or did he deliver?
Joaline: My man delivered
Andrew Scholte: And it wasn't so easy
Joaline: Because alot of other Dutch people had their eyes onto this place
Andrew Scholte: You better believe they did, every single one of them
Joaline: Mm-hmm. You did good. And the neighborhood is awesome
(Andrew Scholte and Joaline both look at alot of dinosaurs in the field)
Andrew Scholte: So, you do like it, don't you?
Joaline: No, no. I do, I do. I really do like it. But, Andrew, I know that the drop off is desirable with the great herds and amazing views and all that, but do we really need so much space?
Andrew Scholte: Joaline, honey, these are our kids we're talking about. They deserve the best. Look, look, look. They'll wake up, poke their little heads out and they'll see a Dragon! See, right by their bedroom window.
Joaline: Shhh, you're gonna wake the kids
Andrew Scholte: Oh, right. Right
Joaline: Aww, look.
(Andrew Scholte and Joaline look at their babies)
Joaline: They're dreaming. We still have to name them
Andrew Scholte: You wanna name all of them, right now? All right? We'll name all boys Andrew jr. and then all girls Joaline jr. Okay we're done
Joaline: I like Tim
Andrew Scholte: Tim? Well, we'll name one Tim but I'd like most of the boys to be Andrew jr.
Joaline: Just think that in a couple of days, we're going to be parents!
Andrew Scholte: Yeah. What if they don't like me?
Joaline: Andrew
Andrew Scholte: No, really
Joaline: There's over six babies. Odds are, one of them that's bound to like you
(Andrew Scholte follows Joaline into the house)
Joaline: What?
Andrew Scholte: You remember how we met?
Joaline: Well I try not to
Andrew Scholte: Well, I remember. Excuse me, miss
Joaline: (Screams)
Andrew Scholte: Can you check and see if there's a blade on my lips?
Joaline: Andrew!
Andrew Scholte: Well, you gotta look a little closer because it's wiggling
Joaline: Get away! 
Andrew Scholte: Here he is. Cutie's here!
(Then Andrew Scholte finds the neighborhood empty, except for an young Apatosaurus, Triceratops, Stegosaurus, Parasaurolophus, Pteranodon, Oviraptor and Tyrannosaurus who run for cover)
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