Sora Fantasy VII Transcript 2018-07-22

StealthRG Stream Transcript 2018-07-22
Disc 10
Sora stands in front of the giant blacksmith. The blacksmith gives a quest to the heroes about having to obtain an item called “Britches Kairi.” As the blacksmith wishes them luck, Vee whines about wanting to go back home so that they can play the original game instead of all of these other ones. Doodle tells them that she is going to retrieve their friends who are in a place where people go before they get deleted called the “Trash Can.” She gives Vee the coordinates to where their friends are. Vee smells the coordinates, stating that it smells like trash before he creates a portal to the developer world. Sora silently waves goodbye at the blacksmith and agrees that Vee is weird with Doodle before they head into the portal.
They enter the calm overworld once more, and Sora mentions how large the place is and that they haven’t even touched certain parts of it. Doodle tells them that they won’t get to explore much more of it since they aren’t supposed to be there. She tells them that she is just using them as friends, meaning that they are mainly friends with benefits.
They hop across the land and in between two forests to where the Trash Can is located. The Trash Can is a small, cozy cafe with many things crowding it such as books, coffee beans, and lights above each table. Rick, Vinny, Pause, and Oras are all sitting together while Zentreya sits on the counter. Vee and Sora are next to the entrance of the cafe, and no one seems to notice them for now. While Doodle loads in, Vee mentions how this is actually a cafe instead of an actual trash can and how they shouldn’t talk to their friends yet in case they break something in the game. Doodle explains to them that this is basically an in between area and that there shouldn’t be anything bad here. She tells them that they would’ve been delete if she wasn’t here as Fluffy finally loads in.
They walk up to the rest of their team members, greeting each other with their warm welcomes. The entire party gets excited that everyone is finally together while Vee points out that Oras is with them as well. Oras somehow was able to point to Sora, saying that he recognizes them. Sora and Vinny greet each other as Vee yells that the boys are back in town, with both Lost Pause and Oras questioning if they are males.
Vinny says that they came in just in time because they are going to have their “lost meal.” Vee asks who told them that, thinking that whoever did must’ve meant “last meal” instead as Vinny explains that the waiter told them. Rick assures Vee that he heard lost meal with Sora telling him that it’s fine if it is just a lost meal. The waiter, who is a large skeleton, walks up to their table now. Rick orders 4 more lost meals while Vee continues to object. The waiter brings out a giant sword for a little bit as Vee tells everyone that they are all in a trash can instead of a proper cafe. Vinny blames Rick for the trash can smell, saying that he didn’t shower nor did he wipe his feet.
Vee takes Sora away from everyone, who are in a discussion about more tea, in order to tell him that Oras’ eyes have gotten worse. Sora moves slowly to inspect his eyes, confirming that they have gotten worse. Oras gives Sora two thumbs up as he stares off into the wrong direction. Sora tells Vee that they need to help him, but Vee believes that they can’t.
Vee asks Oras how he got here and Oras explains, while looking at Lost Pause for a while, that he blacked out and ended up here with the rest of the party members. Vee explains to the party that they need to leave or else they will be deleted while also telling them that the waiter was saying last meal. As everyone is shocked in disbelief, Vee freezes the waiter, and Doodle tells them to head upstairs. Everyone heads upstairs as Sora waves to Oras in order for him to follow.
Vinny asks why they took him away from the nice waiter with baby back ribs. Doodle bluntly tells them that they were literally going to die. The party now tries to remember how they got to this cafe, with Vinny telling them that he tried to take out the corrupted NPCs that took out his wife. He ended up tripping over a pebble, and Lost explains that he may have gotten shot for yelling out that he loved anime in front of a bunch of spartans. Rick remembers going to bed, which was unusual since he rarely falls asleep, and was sent here. Doodle apologizes, saying that she might’ve killed Rick. Vinny gives Rick some proper advice about staying up late with bright lights but Rick ends up ignoring it, saying that it sounds dumb. Oras tells them that after they were singing the santa song, he walked out because he was mad that Kairi wasn’t there, and he went to go see the king. He thinks that the king did a really bad job on binding the large monster and that it killed him. Vee asks if he had his keyblade with him, and Oras takes it out, showing that it is now the size of a small knife.
Due to Oras’ bad eyes, he believes that his keyblade is much larger than it actually is. Vee lies to Oras by saying that his keyblade is really big while accidentally calling him Sora. Oras explains to Vinny that the keyblade can open up anything you want, especially Kairi’s heart. When Vinny asks Oras if he can open the door to his house, Oras states that he can just hit the door and open it up that way.
Vee questions how Zentreya got here and has a conversation with her, despite Zentreya not even talking the whole time. According to Vee’s reponses, Zentreya was yelling at him and said something that is just between the two of them. Vee yells at Doodle for them to go back to their original game. Before Doodle does, she orders them to all line up in a row. Doodle groans, making them think that she is sick because of her wearing just a little bit of clothes during the Lich King world. Doodle pretends to push the delete button on everyone, causing them to shut up. All at once, Doodle then restores everyone’s data and levels the entire party at level 15 for rewarding them. The party all celebrates for having their levels raised up, but Zentreya’s level lowered since she was already higher than level 15.
Vee gets upset because Doodle then takes away his teleporting powers, but Sora tells him that he took an hour whenever he tried to make portals. Vee mocks Sora and his sword, making Sora yell at him about his sword. The rest of the party chimes in on bullying Sora about how he is level 15 now but still has a level 2 sword. Sora mentions how this reminds him of something in the past before Oras says that his keyblade is bigger as he takes it out. The party continues to laugh at the sword sizes of both Sora and Oras. Once they are all done laughing, Doodle gives the coordinates of the hub world to Rick, so he opens up a portal. Vinny tries to touch the portal because of it being green but is stopped by Rick.
Everyone enters the portal and are transported back to the hub world. Vee goes up to Sora and tells him that something good just happened. He doesn’t tell anyone though, so the party just thinks that he is referring to them gaining level 15. Doodle informs them that there is still more bugs that are ruining games. She says that her bosses are yelling at her, but gave her a list of more bugs to fix. The party groans, but Vee interrupts them so that he can tell them that they gained level 15 by doing nothing. Since Vee and Sora did most of the work, he asks Doodle what they get out of this, causing Sora to tell him that they shouldn’t get anything because of their friendship. Doodle promises them some baby back ribs after Vinny and Rick whine for some.
Oras arrives as Doodle is giving Rick the coordinates to the next game. Oras states that the reason as to why he took this long to arrive is that he kept running into walls. Vee leads them to a location for Rick to create a portal and they head off.
The heroes are sent to a green village located in a forest. All of the buildings are made out of the trunks of giant trees, and a small waterfall is located behind them. Vee says that he can already see the bugs, stating that the sound is messed up as well as the people. He mentions that this game is called “The Legend of Link,” a game where a hero by the name of Zelda saves a princess called Link. As Doodle tries to find where the bug is, she tells them that they can go explore the town.
Sora goes into a shop with the party in order to find some items that they can use. In the first shop, there stands a giant, pink Majin in the middle of the building. Vinny immediately calls him a bubblegum man upon seeing him. The party tries to communicate with him, but he does not respond, nor does he even move. Sora starts to poke his belt as Zentreya touches his pink body. With the NPC bugged, they decide to investigate all of the other shops in order to see if they work.
They enter another shop to find a small child in a white bunny outfit with buttons on the ears on top of a counter. Luckily, the bunny boy is able to speak unlike the previous shop owner. Vinny asks the child if he can have the buttons on his ears, but the little bunny says no. Doodle and the bunny boy both compliment each other’s hoods, causing Sora to ask them if they are twins. As Vinny is still trying to haggle for the buttons, Doodle tells Sora that they aren’t twins, saying that she is a girl. Doodle then looks at the kid as she doubts the gender of the child, causing Sora to tell her to not assume genders. The little bunny forces Vinny to leave the shop due to his harassment. Vinny weeps as he leaves, causing the bunny to ask if he is ok. Oras wonders who the kid is talking about while Sora tells Oras “I think he’s talking about you buddy” before quickly changing the conversation, asking for any glasses for Oras. Sadly, he does not but does sell services instead.
Sora asks what services he can do, and the bunny lists out  “Deliveries, cleanups, anything you can think of. Anything for you friend. Anything.” Sora tells the shop owner that he will leave Oras to his care.
Oras asks “Me? Are you Kairi?” to the little bunny. Sora whispers to Oras that he can be Kairi if he wants him to be. The bunny goes along with it and says that he can be anything they want him to be as Oras goes up to him with his arms wide open. Oras realizes that he isn’t Kairi and accidentally calls him a dog. The bunny boy, offended by what Oras said, kicks everyone out. Sora angrily informs Vee that they got kicked out because Oras called the shop owner a dog. Sora questions Oras if he would call Kairi a dog. Oras tells him “Kairi is Kairi. That was a do- hey look another dog!” while pointing at Fluffy.  Fluffy charges up his Chidori as everyone tries to stop him except for Sora, who encourages Fluffy to hurt him.
After that ordeal, the party jumps over a river in order to head into another shop across from them. In the shop they find the shady man in a black suit once more, trying to sell shrooms. Vee asks how he got into this game, but he says that he doesn’t know what he’s talking about and is just trying to sell some shrooms for a few rupees each. Sora looks at the poster of the shrooms and ask the shady man what the blue one does. As some of the party members find pots around the shop, the shady man informs Sora that the blue shrooms “makes you last long.” Sora questions if he means that it’ll keep your sword strong for a while in battle, and the man explains that it does in some sort of battle. Sora then asks what the pink shroom does, and he explains that it makes you see better, making everyone all turn around to look at Oras.
Vinny states that they just got here and don’t have any rupees. The shady man says that he’ll take any form of currency as he tells the party that he has some mushrooms under the counter. The man explains that the mushrooms under the counter are special one that will take you on a trip. The party gets excited because they love trips that makes you relax if you’re strong enough. Once the shady man hears that they don’t have any rupees again, he kicks everyone out of his shop.
Doodle informs the party that there are party restrictions and sets Sora up as the party lead. She then tells them to divide into two seperate teams, and to pick their favorite friends. Vee counts how many people there are, coming to the conclusion that 9 is too much for a battle. Vee assure everyone that as long as Sora is in the battle, they can switch out whoever falls down. Doodle calls Vee weird and Vee mocks her under his breath, calling her a stupid b*tch.
The party walks around aimlessly as they try to find out what to do. They continue to check the shops and find the man with pointy ears and a black outfit once again. Sora immediately yells “Hairspray!” upon seeing him. This shop owner asks them how they are doing, with Vinny replying that his wife just died, bringing down the mood. While Rick and Sora are talking to Vinny, Charles interrupts them by appearing dramatically into the shop, shooting out a fireball.
Charles says “A magician is never early or late. I arrive precisely when I mean to. Wait that’s wizards. Yeah I’m late.” Charles and Vinny greet each other, with Vinny once again mentioning how his wife died. Rick takes Vinny outside in order to talk to him as Fluffy, Oras and Lost follows.
Doodle, who is standing above the shop merchant, orders Charles to get away from Zentreya, but Charles tells her that she is he betrothed. Vee powers up in order to beat up Charles. Doodle mentions how she can enable pvp among them, but Vee stops, saying that Charles isn’t worth his time.
Sora looks at the shop owner and asks what he sells while Doodle steps down so that Sora doesn’t look up her skirt. The merchant tells them that he sells used and new Anoos Amulets for 10 silver. Due to the game being bugged, the merchant accidentally said silver instead of rupees. Vee tells the shop owner that he already has Anoos Amulets and wants the Vagene Amulets instead. The owner directs them to look into a pot right next to the entrance for a Vagene Amulet, saying that it’s free. Sora warns Vee that any Vagene that is free isn’t worth it. Vee agrees and tells the shop owner that he’s okay and that he doesn’t want to get any “harpies.” Charles mentions how harpies are scary because they have wings and attack people. The party leaves before they can get any harpies from the man.
They meet up with the rest of the party as Charles question why Oras is there with them. Vee wishes that Charles was there when they explained why Oras was with them but instead he was late.  Charles asks if they just brought Oras to make fun of him Vee tells Oras to take out his keyblade on Charles because he is making fun of him, and he does. Charles doesn’t see the keyblade yet as he is currently trying to talk to Sora. Charles finally turns to see his keyblade and questions why it is smaller than it was yesterday. Lost yells at Charles, saying that it is perfectly normal to be small and that not everybody is blessed while taking out his giant wrench.
The party gains focus as they travel into another shop. The shop owner is a rusty shop owner in front of a firepit. The robot tells them that he has a pair of magic chaps of explosion. Lost mentions how he already has that and is exposing everything. Sora asks what kind of buffs it gives, finding out that it gives +10 to wind and a 10% rate to give a balloon job. They asks how much it is, and the NPC says that it costs 200 gold for the “assless chaps.”
Charles says “ I could rock assless chaps. Don’t get me wrong. I can party like it’s 1972 baby.” Sora tells Charles that he is too old for this because of what he just said.  Charles rebuttals, saying “What do you mean? I can still boogie woogie with the cool kids.” Sora sighs and tells the robot that they will pass on the assless chaps. Before leaving, everyone does a group backflip, with Charles mentioning how he can feel it in his kegels.
They now leave towards the house of a person. They have trouble climbing up a ladder that leads to the house but all manage to get up. Once they enter, they find no one in the house, and Charles wants to ransack the place, trying to take everything that isn’t nailed down. Doodle tells them that she thinks that the bug in the game is in some sort of woods. Because everything is made out of wood, they all point out pieces of wood that are in the house, asking her if that’s what she meant. Vinny gets into an argument about the amount of wood in the house with Doodle, coming to the conclusion that he’ll let her have her crazy fantasies. The party now leaves to find out where the wood is that Doodle is talking about. They travel around town, climbing up ledges and vines before finding a giant hollowed out log.
They walk into the giant log and find out that it leads into a maze that is inside of a forest. Charles immediately runs forward into another giant log, but he gets transported back to the start. Even though Charles wasn’t able to head forward, some of the party members try to leave by the same way that Charles did. Vee asks Sora to figure out the puzzle, and Sora guesses correctly that they need to head left.
The party finds a small blonde boy in a green tunic on a small trunk while a princess stands on top of a larger trunk. The boy, being a mute, tries to tell the heroes to save the princess by pointing towards her. Sora climbs up the  tree trunk with ease and brings the princess down. Vinny barely catches the princess and tries to hit on her. The green boy tries to communicate with Vee, but Vee thinks that he is trying to tell him that the princess is bad, which isn’t the case.
The party enters a battle with the defenseless princess, with Vee saying that they can’t trust her. The boy pleads for them to not kill the princess, but Vee continues to get the wrong impression. Sora also tries to convince Vee, but to no avail. Charles starts the battle with his Equality Smack on the face of the princess. Sora refuses to attack the princess, saying that the green boy is telling them not to attack her. Rick thinks the boy is simply jamming out to the battle music as he gets down on his knees and continues to beg. Sora ultimately chooses to defend on his turn as Vee freezes the princess. Rick kills the “enemy” by shooting her right into her face with his raygun.
The boy runs to the dead body of the princess, weeping as the Sora’s friends congratulates each other for killing her. The party thinks that the boy isn’t weeping for his lost one and is instead leeching off of their hard work by looting her. The green boy takes his sword and shield out, but before he can do anything, Vee freezes him. Charles and Rick repeatedly attack the boy as he falls down and dies as well.
Doodle tries to explain to the party that they were not the bugs in the game. The party objects by telling her their twisted reasoning to attack them. Before they continue walking in the woods, everyone uses their magical spells on the dead bodies in order to get rid of the evidence, all the while Sora just silently watches.
They enter an area in the woods with a bridge and dead tree trunks rising from the ground. The party floats down on top of the bridge, but Charles ends up falling down due to his old age. They enter another large log to find themselves back to the village. Vee tries to talk to the still angry Sora. but Sora walks away from him and enters a shop.
Inside of the shop, the previous shop owner has turned into a skeleton. Sora draws his sword as Doodle tells him that he can’t kill any more NPCs, but the sword isn’t aimed at the skeleton. The sword is aimed at Vee.
As Vee tries to explain to Sora that the princess and the boy were evil, Doodle asks if Sora wants her to enable pvp. Vee apologizes to Sora, saying that he won’t do it again tomorrow, or the next day, or the next day, or the next day, etc. Doodle assures Sora that she can just reset the world, but Sora still points his sword at Vee.
While Sora is still pointing his sword, Vee asks Doodle why the shop owner has turned into a skeleton. Doodle asks them a series of questions, with the first one being more of a declaration that she doesn’t own this game. She then tells Sora to pretend that she can’t reset the game and to take out his frustrations out on Vee. Charles yells that everyone is guilty of killing them by association, except for Zentreya because he loves her.
Vee  tries to make everyone regain focus in order to progress the storyline before Sora starts to hate them even more. The party leaves as Sora stays behind in the shop and sighs. Sora silently watches his friends talk as he stares from within the shop.  Doodle goes inside to check up on him and finds him eavesdropping. She snickers and leaves in order to send Vee to go talk to Sora.
Vee goes inside with his head held down. As Vee looks up to Sora, Sora tells him in a very dry voice “I’m very disappointed in you. We make mistakes, but that was cold blooded murder. That was gangster gangster sh*t.” Vee looks down again and shakes his head while everyone outside leans over to the door to try to listen to the conversation. Vee repeatedly apologizes and promises Sora that if he ever tells him to stop attacking someone, he will stop. Sora doesn’t really think that he is sorry but says that as long as he doesn’t do it again, then it’s alright.
Vee goes back as Sora points his blade to Vee while he isn’t looking and says “I’m going to stab him.” Sora goes back While Charles is making fun of Vee for getting in trouble, Oras gives Sora the “Stare of Friendship” in order to make him feel better. Sora stares deeply into Oras’ eyes and he says that it is beautiful
Vee now takes everyone to check on all of the other shops to make sure that no one else was turned into skeletons. They find the bugged, pink majin who doesn’t seem to be affected by the skeletons.  They poke at it once more to see if it would respond and the majin shakes his body once they do. The majin groggily wakes up from a dream about anime girls. Despite the majin just waking up, the party decides to leave him alone in hopes of never seeing him again. They quickly check up on the shop of the bunny boy to see him as a skeleton as well. They do not stay however.
Doodle tells everyone in confusion to head into a hole inside of a wall. Everyone follows her down a short, windy pathway to find a giant, elderly tree with an old man’s face on it. Underneath the tree, there is an ominous person waiting for the heroes. Charles points out the man, saying “There is a strapping young lad standing in front of the tree.” Sora questions Charles if this is his fantasy to find a young lad under the tree, but Charles tells them to not talk about where he straps young lads.
They inch closer to the man under the tree. Upon closer inspection, the stranger wields a large sword and is flashing from white armor to black armor at a rapid pace. The man gives an evil laugh before welcoming the heroes. Doodle asks who he is and he replies that he is the one they seek, confirming that the bugs have become self aware of what they do.
The battle starts as Doodle sends out Sora, Vee, Oras, Lost Pause, and Fluffy to battle because there can only be 5 party members in a battle. While Fluffy attacks the enemy with his Chidori, Charles mentions how he will stay close to Zentreya to protect her, provoking Vee in the process. After Vee lands his freeze attack, the enemy states that they will not take this world back. Oras attacks right in front of the man, dealing damage despite not touching him. Lost tells Oras to see how a real weapon is used as he wacks the opponent right on top of his head with his large wrench. The man gives an upward slash to Fluffy and slams his sword down on Vee. While Sora was looking at Vee, the enemy gives Sora a sudden attack, causing Doodle to tell Vee not to distract him. He attacks the rest of the team, sending Lost out of the battle as Charles and Doodle converse during the battle. Vee yells at everyone in the back to shut up so that he can concentrate. Oras completely misses his attack as Vinny steps in to ground pound the man. The enemy states that they will not defeat him and attacks everyone individually once more, sending Fluffy out of the battle this time. Charles steps in for Fluffy and gives the opponent his Whirlwind Uppercut. Vee sneezes as he sends out his ice spell, and he luckily lands it. Sora and the rest all attack him successfully. The enemy takes a short breathe before slicing directly in the middle of Charles. As Vee’s music scuffs once more, the enemy takes down Oras, causing Rick to now step in.  Charles uses his blind fireball move, and he misses as well as Vee. Sora backs up before stabbing his sword down on the man as Rick heals him. Vinny uses his move “Charge Punch” to defeat the enemy.
The party discuss how unfair it could be to have so many people in their party and that they can just recruit a lot of people to rotate during battles. Regardless, Doodle thanks them for dealing with the bug. Vinny feels a bit sentimental for the enemy but quickly gets reminded by Charles that the enemy uses the same bug that killed his wife, making him feel depressed. Vinny goes to the background as half of the team, including Charles, goes with him to try to make him feel better. Doodle inputs the coordinates in RIck’s gun and he opens up a portal right in front of the giant tree.
They are taken back to the overworld as both Vinny and Charles hum the rhythm of the music. Charles asks if Sora is enjoying todays adventure and apologizes that he missed the beginning of it. Charles tells him “But you know what they say. C-man always finds you in time.” Sora runs away to the top of a forest upon hearing Charles, and Vinny goes to try to get Sora. Vinny chases Sora around the forest before they get interrupted by Doodle.
Doodle tells them that she needs to maintain their data while fighting in a big party and that it tires her. Doodle then splits the party up herself with Sora acting as the party leader. Doodle sends Vee, Vinny, Rick, and Oras as the first team while Charles, Zentreya, Lost Pause, and Fluffy are the second team. She points out that no matter which team is sent, Sora will always be in the party so that she can base the party on him. Charles provokes Vee once more by saying that he is glad that he has Zentreya on his team, causing Vee to power up. Vee calms down before doing anything rash and they now have Rick open up a portal to the next game.
They are sent to a bright and colorful stadium where pokemon trainers battle with their pokemon. Giant statues of pokemon overlooks the stadium in all sides of it and screens float in the middle to show the battle on the field. Vinny looks around to try to understand what species the statues of the pokemon are as Sora looks towards the field to see a Blastoise face off against a Pikachu.
Doodle grabs Sora’s attention to ask him how he deals with his party members. Sora replies that they are usually find as Vee walks up to them to say that they are in his favorite card game, YuGiOh. Doodle explains to them that everything is backwards in this world where the pokemon have taken over. She doesn’t know how to fix the bug though, so they go to the other side of the stadium and leave from there.
They exit the stadium to find themselves in a world where  landmarks and pokemon building are all tightly packed together. Right next to them is a struggling Magikarp who is trying to get to the ocean that is far away from him. The Magikarp tells our heroes that the nurse had left him out in the trash and he cannot find his way back into the water. The Magikarp continues to struggle as our heroes point him in the direction of the water.
Sora tries to persuade him by saying “Just think of the beach and the ladies. The ladies! Bikinis!  Fried fish n chips! Ah I mean, nevermind.” Vee freezes the Magikarp in hopes of allowing him to breathe and succeeds in doing so.
The surrounding pokemon in the area, including Fluffy, sees that Vee used his ice magic on the Magikarp and crowd them. The pokemon consists of a Chansey, Turtwig, Mew, Bulbasaur, Umbreon, Floatzel, and a Pignite. The wild Floatzel accuses the team of attacking the Magikarp, saying that humans are always trying to be the boss of them. The heroes all try to make the Floatzel understand, but he doesn’t listen as he tells his Magikarp friend to go into the ocean. The Magikarp now manages to head directly into the water as the Floatzel rallies the rest of the pokemon up to be their own trainers.
Charles finally sees Fluffy amongst the pokemon and points out that Fluffy is not one of them. Fluffy states that he likes hanging out with the pokemon. Once Charles points out Fluffy, the pokemon are quick to gather around him and say that he is one of them.
Although Fluffy immediately goes back to the party when Sora told him that he wouldn’t be able to use science with the pokemon. Fluffy heads straight to Zentreya as she gently gives him a head pat. The Floatzel questions why Fluffy is with the party, but before they can talk, Sora interrupts so that he can teach them the marvelous mysteries of science.
The pokemon are not aware of science. Sora looks back to Zentreya to see her back away from everyone. Sora tells them that Fluffy can teach them about science and that it is better if they run when Zentreya backed up. Vee then grabs Doodle to help them understand science, but Sora tells them that they don’t need to use science on her due to the outfit that she wears. Luckily, Charles was able to retrieve Zentreya as Fluffy teaches the Floatzel how to use science on Doodle. The Floatzel sniffs loudly as he uses science on Doodle, saying that she smells funny. The party then points toward Zentreya and ask him to use science on her, which the Floatzel does after chasing her for a bit. The Floatzel comes to the conclusion that at least some of them smell “fishy.”
Because everyone is either using science or hitting on Zentreya, Vee questions Sora if he really should still go after her. Sora replies to him by saying that just because people are trying to use science on her, doesn’t mean that she is doing the same to them. Charles interjects by saying that he didn’t use science on Zentreya. Because of how Charles has acted towards Zentreya in the past, Vee looks at him for a while until he uses his ice magic on Charles.
The Floatzel sees how Vee attacked Charles and yells at how disgusting the humans act towards one another. The Floatzel says that the party can prove to them that they’re good people if they can talk to the people in the pokemon center right next to the stadium.
The party finds an energetic dancer in front of the pokemon center called Luu. Luu apologizes for being energetic because of the jelly filled donuts that the man sells behind a Chansey. They look behind the Chansey to find the shady man yet again. A man sitting at a table by himself walks up to Sora and whispers him to follow. Sora follows him to the corner of the building while also looking at the Chansey.
The strange man introduces himself as “Gary Oak” and informs Sora that they are trapped inside of the building because of how the pokemon became self aware due to eating too many rare candies. He shows Sora the dead eyes of Nurse Joy who is doesn’t seem to be responding properly. Sora asks Gary if he took anything from the shady man in the black suit, and Gary tells him that the man is trapped as well.Sora investigates behind the Chansey and finds out that the shady man is nowhere to be seen.
Gary Oak then informs Vee that the pokemon are catching all of the humans and are forcing them to fight each other as their slaves. Charles chimes in, saying that humans are the ones who should capture animals and use them as slaves. Sora looks behind to see Officer Jenny supposedly having a good time with a squirtle that is wearing shades. Sora tells Fluffy to snuggle up with Officer Jenny, and he immediately climbs up on her to shove his body in her face. Sora takes a step back upon seeing how quickly Fluffy climbed up to her face.
Vee assures Gary that they will solve the bug in this game and informs him that it is happening in other games as well. Charles wonders how the shady man behind the Chansey got here, which makes Sora walk up to him now that the man seems to be back. The shady man tries to sell them some nice jelly filled donuts but Lost interjects, saying that he doesn’t trust his jelly filled donuts while he has his wrench pointed at the man’s face.
Sora asks the man what currency he sells them for, and the man replies “Whatchu got?”
Sora asks “Whatchu need?”
“I like what you’re thinking.” The shady man then somehow hides inside of the Chansey before he could sell anything to Sora. The party starts to question how he was able to hide inside of the Chansey and try to communicate with him. They come to the conclusion that the man is gone for now and leave.
Luu warns them about the pokemon’s champion who is difficult to defeat. Luu informs the party that the champion is the one human who is okay with being enslaved by pokemon and is forced to fight in beach battles. Luu tells them to follow her trail so that she can lead them to invisible walkways on the water. Luu leads the way as they walk on top of the water and around a giant sand castle. They find a sandshrew among the way, and Charles immediately faints it with a barrage of his cane attacks. Luu warns Charles to not alert the sandshrew’s friends but Charles assures him that the pokemon already fainted.
Luu continues to lead them up some rocks and onto a proper trail. They bypass buildings that resemble pokemons such as a buizel and a pikachu. Charles faints more pokemon along the way, causing his friends to be angry at him.
They arrive at the beach arena to find the shady man with his Chansey and a few pokemon who are behind the champion of the area. The champion wears a blue japanese school uniform and has an orange pompadour. Vee informs Sora that because the arena is so small, they will have to fight one on one.
Sora walks up to the man and tries to have some small talk. Pumped up music starts to play as the man angrily yells at him “Hey! The hell you think you’re doing up in here? Don’t you know you just stepped into the territory of Kazama Kuwabara? Hehehehe that’s right! This is my turf now! The hell do you think you’re doing up in here?” Sora questions Kuwabara on his scuffed ears, gaining the reply of “Oh don’t worry about it. They got scuffed off during a fight. These dang pokemon trying to catch me all day. Screw all of you! It’s never gonna happen. I’m way too strong! Hehehehe!” Sora is confused as to why Kuwabara is getting angry at him, and Kuwabara states ”You’re in my territory! This is only for people who are going to help train me to be stronger to beat that stupid douche Urameshi. Man, he’s always one step ahead of me! I hate that guy!”
Sora walks right behind of the line for the arena, asking if he’s ok to be there. Sora walks inside and outside of the arena in order to bait Kuwabara outside of the arena. It works as Kuwabara steps out just long enough for Sora to step back in and claim the arena.
Sora yells at him “You’re out of your arena! It’s my arena now b*tch! You’re in my arena! You’re in my arena! You stepped out! It’s my arena now!”
Kuwabara - “Oh listen we’re throwing down! Get in line b*tch! Let's do this!”
Sora goes to the other side of the arena to find Charles who thinks that the party will all face off against Kuwabara together. Vee yells at Charles to leave the arena so that Sora can fight instead. Kuwabara starts off by punching Sora in the face twice before he takes out his spirit swords to attack him two times once more. As the party roots for Sora at the side, Doodle changes it so that Sora can have 4 attacks as well. Sora faints his first attack, slashes Kuwabara’s stomach twice, stabs him in the balls, and finally gives him a new haircut, cutting off his eyebrows in the process. Kuwabara kicks it up a notch and creates a second spirit sword to attack Sora multiple times. Sora, impressed by the spirit swords, tries to use a level 2 thunder spell by saying it but cannot because he doesn’t know any thunder moves. Sora goes up to the party, and Charles tells Sora to say fireball as he shoots Kuwabara from the side. Sora yells fireball as loud as he can, and Charles lands the fireball directly on Kuwabara. While Kuwabara was surprised of the fireball, Sora goes in to slice him with his blade. Kuwabara uses a move that Urameshi taught him where thousands of light particles pierce through Sora. Kuwabara’s attack caused him to bend over and breathe heavily, giving Sora an opportunity to finish the battle by relentlessly slicing him over and over again while yelling “Just f*ck this sh*t! God damn it! Just die! Mother f*cken die! God damn it!”
The party congratulates on Sora’s victory while tear jerking music plays on Kuwabara’s side. Kuwabara sadly states “All my training. All the things I’ve been through. Will I never defeat Urameshi? Will I never get with Yukina? What’s a guy to do?” Kuwabara starts to cry in front of everybody. Vee feels a bit sentimental over Kuwabara, causing Sora to question why he feels sad over this and not murdering a couple in cold blood. Charles feels more sad about how there might be a reference that he isn’t getting here.
The pokemon start to bully Kuwabara for losing to Sora, and Vee pushes Sora to try to help him out. The pokemon continue to bully Kuwabara as the shady man walks up to him to say that he betted all of his jelly filled donuts on him before quickly leaving. Kuwabara walks up to Sora asking how he can deal with this. Luu chimes in to tell Kuwabara to train and try his hardest.
Kuwabara changes emotions instantly as he now looks at the bright side. The pumped up music starts to play as Kuwabara states how he simply isn’t training hard enough. The Floatzel mentions how he can get stronger with some rare candies, but Kuwabara objects by saying that candy’s gross. Kuwabara states that Sora may have defeated him, but he won’t lose next time! Vee quickly says that Sora should kiss him, provoking Sora to push his sword next to Vee’s neck. Kuwabara feels something ominous in front of him as Vee notices the sword.
Kuwabara feels powerful energy as he looks over the Magikarp. Everyone, including the pokemon, thinks that Kuwabara is referring to the Magikarp as Kuwabara warns the heroes to stay away from that general area. Kuwabara states that he will fight Sora again in the future before he leaves by walking on top of the water.
Sadly, Kuwabara was not the bug, but they now know where to look. Luu mentions how the party looks strong and that maybe they could help with the strong presence Kuwabara pointed out. Luu does not know whether this presence is a human or a pokemon but she does know where his lair is. The party tries to persuade Sora into asking the pokemon if they know about the bug. Charles thinks that Sora must have some points in his speech skill because of how little points he has in his sword skills. Sora silently shakes his head at Charles, which makes him run away.
Doodle and Vee try to regain the focus of the team, but Vee breaks into laughter while looking at Oras. Sora tells Oras that it’s ok as long as Kairi accepts Oras for who he is. Vee rants about how they need to fix all of the bugs so that they can go back to their original game where things were simpler. Charles tries to hit an Articuno flying above a mountain way off into the distance with his fireballs. Luu orders Charles to stop shooting the Articuno before it gets mad and floods the area. Charles states that it isn’t his world, so he shouldn’t care.
Regardless, Charles stops and they now head over to investigate the unknown energy. As the party hums a nice pokemon beat, Luu takes them back to the sand castle that is near the stadium. Charles finds the large pokemon statues and tries to faint them with his fireball.
Once they stop charles from doing any more damage, the team goes inside of the sand castle. The inside of the sand castle has a small cathedral aesthetic as there are white marble pillars, statues, and walls as well as a floor made out of colored glass. A tall jester stands in front of the the party as he checks out the statues.
Sora quietly walks up to the jester and says hello. The jester happily greets the adventurers in a loud and jolly voice. The jester states that he is just here to admire the statues, and Sora asks him what makeup products he uses due to the face paint on him. The jester messes with Sora and the rest, trying to create some friendly banter.
Vee wonders if this is the “spider” that they need to face, and the jester replies that he isn’t a spider and is supposed to be here. As Charles climbs around the statues, Vinny questions the jester if he is a spider or not and they get into a discussion about how many legs spiders have.
The jester continues to mess with the party as he goes to the middle of the room, ranting about bugs and spiders. The jester finally asks them if they are going to fight him or not as the battle music starts to play. Doodle sends out team 2 to fight him as Fluffy uses his Chidori. While everyone attacks, the jester makes remarks and puns about their attacks. Sora gets a bit confused as to whose turn it is to attack but goes in to attack regardless. Lost finishes their turn by spraying his white stuff on the opponent. The jester backs up a bit and the entire room is engulfed in fire while he yells “burn, burn, burn!” the jester slaps Sora with both the front and back of his hand. The enemy hits on Zentreya for a bit before actually hitting her with his hand. Fluffy uses his flamethrower as Zentreya stabs him right in his body. Charles shows the clown what’s funny as he slams his cane on his nuts. Sora slowly uses his sword to carve a bigger smile on his face. Vee stops the battle for a second to fix the music while Lost surprises the clown by enlarging his wrench in his face. The jester turns the area into darkness as a purple dragon appears right behind him. Purple glowing balls of energy appear on the ground, harming the heroes. He then shoots out small particles of ice and they burst into large spikes of ice on the ground, knocking Lost Pause out of the battle. The jester then warms them up by lighting the building on fire once more. The party all attack him successfully as the jester makes more remarks about the heroes as they attack. He uses his first two turns to drink a health potion and burns the heroes again. Vee tells them that they need to come up with a combo attack or use the All for One. The jester slaps all of their faces in a line to finish his turn. The party combines their power all on Sora’s sword by rubbing it all around. Sora, feeling wrong in many levels, defeats the jester with a slash right through the gut.
The heroes all celebrate their victory as Charles states how the pokemon can now go back to being enslaved by the humans, just like how it should be. As Vee feels both good and bad for fixing the bug, he wonders if the boss dropped anything for Sora to use since that’s why they were originally on the quest. Vee reads the item out loud again, “Britches Kairi.” Oras asks if Vee is referring to Kairi’s Britches and tells them that he keeps the item on him so that if he’s ever feeling sad or lonely, he smells them and feels happy after it. Vee gives the item a strong sniff to “confirm” if it’s the item that they need. Oras asks if Sora wants to smell but he happily declines. Sora now wonders if there is a reason as to why Kairi disappeared.
Despite this, now that they found out that they have Kairi’s Britches, they can now upgrade Sora’s sword, and they all do a backflip in celebration. Vee understands that due to Oras’ eyes, he read Britches Kairi backwards. Vee tests out Oras’ eyes by writing his name and asking Oras what it says. Oras reads the name “VII” instead of Vee.
Vee asks Sora if he’s glad that he doesn’t have to use such a small sword, but Sora states that his level 2 sword has a lot of meaning to him. Charles tells Sora that he can just put it up on a wall or keep it on him and have multiple swords on him. As Rick is creating a portal, Vinny and Charles discuss where to put his sword, saying that he can store it in his anoos. Sora instantly objects and runs into the portal with everyone else.
While everyone is loading in, Doodle and Vinny exchange verbal jabs at each other with the both of them wanting to punch each other. Sora and Vee gets them to stop so that nothing bad will happen to them.
Doodle gives the coordinates of the blacksmith to Vee . Charles questions Vee if they still need to find the watermalones for their game. Vee informs him that they are indeed still on the quest and will only have two once they turn in the quest with the king. Vee opens up a portal to the blacksmith and they all head in.
The heroes arrive inside of a medieval castle’s courtyard with a small fountain in the middle, an anvil in the corner, and purple flowers surrounding the courtyard. Sora walks ahead before everyone loads in and is told to wait by Doodle and Vee. Vee and Sora look back to see the towering blacksmith right behind them. The blacksmith asks if they have collected all of the items. The blacksmith leads them to his anvil so that they can hand him the items over there.
Everyone scoots back so that Sora can hand him the items by himself. Sora grabs the Frozen Meatstick from Vee and gives it to the blacksmith. Sora then uses the tip of his sword to grab the Britches Kairi from Vee, who sniffs it one last time, and gives it the blacksmith as well. The blacksmith combines his Grand Steel Rod with the Britches Kairi and the Frozen Meatstick to create Sora’s new sword.
He uses his hammer to combine all of the ingredients and a shiny new sword appears that floats above the anvil. Sora gets taken back for a second upon admiring his new sword as the blacksmith tells him to click on it. Sora grabs the sword and he immediately puts it on. Sora becomes genuinely impressed as he has successfully equipped his new weapon. Luckily for Sora, the weapon is designed for his right hand.
The blacksmith gives Sora a tutorial on his new abilities. The blacksmith tells Sora to give him a thumbs up with his other hand, and then wind starts to spiral around the blade. The blacksmith orders Sora to attack him to test out the sword. Sora now walks up to him, raise his sword horizontally, and points at the blacksmith to engulf him inside of a cyclone. Everyone watches in awe as Sora tries out his new magic on the blacksmith.
Vee and Charles now want to test Sora’s new abilities in battle. Vee mentions how he also gained new abilities when he hit level 15 and wants to practice in a duel with Sora. Doodle turns on pvp, and both Vee and Sora head into a battle with each other.
The battle music starts as Sora attacks Vee first with his new blade while awkwardly trying to come up with a new name for his attacks. Vee yells “Earth Strike” as he launches multiple boulders at Sora. Sora uses his cyclone after a few seconds of messing up.  Vee uses his limit breaker and tries to ricochet the boulders from a wall, but he hits Vinny instead. Sora gets Vee to try it again and he hitss Charles as well as Vinny again. Sora tries his cyclone one more time and gets it right this time. Sora keeps the cyclone going for a while despite the amount of mana that it uses. Vee yells at Sora to stop and limit breaks once more. Vee again hits Charles with his boulders. Vee lies that he has something even stronger in hopes of forcing Sora to back down. Unfortunately, Sora does not back down, and Vee stops the battle since he has nothing left.
Vee and Sora high five each other as Vee apologizes for upsetting him. Vee and Sora both nerd out at the sight of his new sword. Vee tells Sora that after hitting level 15, for every 5 levels, you unlock a new ability, and once you hit level 30, you hit your “Ultimate.” Every 5 level after that, Sora will get even more wind moves.
Sora and Vee thanks the blacksmith, and the blacksmith asks them if they can help him escape since he’s actually trapped here. Vee opens up a portal to a world called “reality,” and everyone enters.
The party is transported into the park of a large city called Toronto with giant skyscrapers looming above them. Mizu Melon (the watermelon lady) stands in front of the heroes. Mizu greets them and tells them that she met someone who is so unforgivable for trying to destroy the world. She asks the heroes for their aid in dealing with the enemy and they agree.
They walk towards all of the superheroes that are dealing with the enemy, and they find Spiderman who warns them that this is a dangerous area. Spiderman asks if they are heroes since they don’t really look like it. Regardless, Spiderman accepts their help and he jumps away by shooting his webs.
The party follows Spiderman, and they see a bunch of other superheroes facing off against Thanos. Thanos and the Black Widow face off in a girly fight. Thanos takes her down as well as everyone else by giving them all a b*tch slap. All of the superheroes fall down, leaving just the party to fend off against him.
Team 1 heads into battle as the watermelon lady fills in for Vee since he isn’t there yet. Sora says that they can’t start with music, so Charles starts to hum a battle music beat for them. Sora threatens to use his sword against Charles but he continues to sing. Charles ultimately stops when Zentreya takes her sword out on him.  Mizu plays her own music from My Hero Academia so that they can fight.
Charles starts the battle by using his cane, but he hurts his hand in the process. Sora uses his new blade and tries out new names for his attacks such as “Wind Slash!” Oras pokes his thigh with his keyblade as Rick gives Thanos a taste of his own medicine by b*tch slapping him. Mizu stops the music abruptly to slap Thanos with a slice of watermelon. Thanos snaps his fingers and does damage to Mizu. As Thanos punches Sora, Vee comes back and plays the proper music. Thanos points at Rick and deletes him from the battle, Thanos then slaps Charles right before he deletes him from the battle as well. Sora uses cyclone on Thanos, causing him get annoyed at the damage. Vee gets avrigated because of Thanos kicking his friends, and he sends out the boulders right in front of him. Mizu yells at Thanos for trying to destroy the world and she uses her strongest ability, “Skidaddle skidoodle, your dong is now a melon!” as she slaps his d*ck. Thanos repeatedly snaps his fingers at Mizu.
Mizu tells our heroes “Somethings wrong. I-I don’t feel so good guys. I-I don’t- oh no. Tell my father ‘I love him’ also, Oras. You never once looked me in the eyes you son of a dingaling.” as she disintegrates right in front of them. The battle resumes, and Thanos punches Oras into deletion. Thanos then stomps on top of Vee but doesn’t delete him since Vee plays the music. The superheroes commentate and root for the party off to the side as Sora uses his cyclone once more, defeating Thanos in the process.
The superheroes congratulate the party, asking if they are the Legend27. The superheroes thank the team for defeating Thanos for them, and they start to give them one liners. Doodle grabs everyone back from the trashcan except for Fluffy. As Vee searches for Fluffy, Charles tells them that he just fled and didn’t actually die. Doodle tells Sora that Mizu is dead for good as the Flash runs around. Spiderman crawls up the wall, causing Charles to shoot a fireball at him for being a spider.Vee returns with Fluffy and asks if Sora has talked to the Avengers yet. He tells Vee that they all just said hi before giving him one liners. While more and more superheroes leave, Vee desperately asks Rick to create a portal for them to leave reality.
The party warps to the floor of an abandoned building. Doodle orders everyone to wait while she drags Vee out to talk about something. They walk around for a bit but stay still in the entrance in the end. Oras asks Fluffy if he can teach him how to use science as Sora plays around with his new wind abilities. Lost asks Sora if he can give him a blowjob with the cyclone before being corrected to a balloon job. Sora uses cyclone on him, giving him pleasure due to it. Due to Sora not being able to harm his friends, whenever he uses cyclone on them, they don’t get hurt and instead feel great.
Doodle fixes her data and sends them into a portal where they can kill each other in a shooting game.
(This world doesn’t hold any significance to the story. Everyone plays a match of CTF for fun. Sora, Doodle, Charles, and Vinny wins against Oras, Zentreya, Fluffy, and Rick. Doodle transports them back to the developer hub after this).
Doodle thanks them for helping her with the bugs. Vee asks if they can just go back to their game so that they don’t have to worry about any more bugs. Charles and Vee mention how excited they are to charge up Sora’s new sword and to head back to their game once Sora “Inserts disc 11, disc 11…”
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