Rowley and the Helium

201. Buzz Lightyear was celebrating his birthday, and among the guests was Rowley Jefferson, the mischievous 11-year-old boy. Rowley's mother had him on an extendable lead to keep him from causing any trouble. Excited by the sight of delicious food, Rowley couldn't resist and tried to make a run for it, but his mother quickly commanded him to heel. Obediently, Rowley complied, staying by his mother's side until she decided to release him.
Once free, Rowley's attention was immediately captured by the towering bouncy castle. Kids of all ages were joyfully bouncing around on it, unaware of the impending chaos that Rowley was about to unleash. In a moment of pure mischief, Rowley somehow managed to puncture the bouncy castle with a pin. It sent the children flying through the air, screaming, until they landed in a nearby volcano.
Despite the catastrophe, Rowley and his mother couldn't help but burst into laughter, their lack of remorse evident. Meanwhile, Horrible the Clown was diligently blowing up balloons for the party. Rowley, always seeking attention, decided to throw a tantrum when he saw a helium canister and demanded to play with it. Though his demands seemed unreasonable, fueled by his impulsive nature, Rowley ripped off his smart clothes and made a mad dash with the helium canister.
Buzz's frustration was evident as he complained, "He's ruining my birthday!" People began to consider Buzz selfish for his outburst, oblivious to the true chaos caused by Rowley. Oblivious to the consequences of his actions, Rowley ran back to his luxurious mansion, where he resided with his family.
Rowley's father, engrossed in drinking a carton of apple juice, inconsiderately discarded the plastic straw without a second thought. Unbeknownst to him, that single plastic straw would go on to contribute to the environmental crisis, depriving people of clean air. As Rowley continued his misadventures with the helium, filling his mouth and making his voice comically squeaky, he couldn't help but exclaim, "I'm wee! Ha ha ha!"
Driven by curiosity, Rowley then placed the nozzle against his derriere, inflating his BUM and creating a bloated appearance. A whiff of his flatulence filled the room, releasing a high-pitched, squeaky sound that matched his voice. It may have been amusing to Rowley, but the smell left much to be desired.
In an unexpected twist, Rowley's father decided to join in on the helium fun. Placing his lips directly on the nozzle, he unknowingly encountered a mishap - super glue had been applied onto its end. Panicked, he desperately asked Rowley to turn off the helium, but the young boy, too engrossed in his own amusement, neglected to comply.
As the helium continued to flow, Rowley's father, unable to remove his lips from the nozzle, became more and more inflated with each passing second. In a heartbreaking turn of events, his father ultimately burst, scattering skin and bones across the room. The horrific scene left Rowley's mother with a mix of hysterical laughter and screams of shock. Unfazed by the tragedy, she callously disposed of the body in the park, praising Rowley for hurting his father.
With their peculiar celebration ongoing, Rowley and his mother decided to commemorate their newfound freedom by purchasing a unique pet - a pig with the surname "Ribs" and the first name "Pork." They reveled in the dark humor of their choices, blissfully unaware of the consequences that awaited them.
As time went on, Rowley's mischievous adventures continued, forever entwined with helium and chaos. It became clear that his creativity knew no bounds, leaving a trail of laughter, destruction, and unforeseen consequences in his wake.