The Lion King Remakeboot/Transcript

[Scene: Pride Rock, night. Jafar is munching on a bone of a dead lion with Badu held captive in one of the ribcages. Bones and poop are scattered on the floor.]
Badu: Oh, I miss Bofasa.
Jafar: What? What did you say?
Badu: Oh, nothing.
Jafar: You know the law. Never, ever mention that name in my presence. I am the king!
Badu: Whatever...
Shenzi: Jafar, there's no food, no water.
Banzai: Yes, it's dinner time, and we ain't got no stinkin' entrees.
Jafar: It's the lionesses' job to do the hunting.
Banzai: Yeah, but they won't go hunt.
Jafar: Oh, eat the bird.
Badu: You wouldn't want me, I've got AIDS!
Banzai: I thought things were bad with Bofasa...
Jafar: What did you say?
Banzai: Mi casa su casa.
Jafar: Good... now get out.
[The hyenas slowly make their way out of Pride Rock.]
Banzai: But we're still hungry.
Jafar: Get the [BLEEP] out!
[The hyenas run out of Pride Rock, scene fades to black.]