A Daring Escape

A Daring Escape is the fourth prompt in I Kaden's Ten Words of Wisdom.
== Prompt ==
"You're trapped in prison. No key. Tell your escape plan."
=== Answers and Rankings ===
# HeyHackett - "Flush myself down the toilet. Works every time." (⬆1)
# ZeMedicisaSpy - "My SUPER LASER PISS!" (⬆3)
# Ls mark - "I seduce the guards with my charm and hotness." (➡)
# Mancity fan 2023 - "Considering my crimes, I'd be better off escaping life." (⬆44)
# Fozthefox5 - "develop pica, obtain a spoon, dig hole by eating floor" (⬆17)
# BadDevs - "S-Seventy more years of w-work a-and I'll escape K-Kaden's basement!" (⬆10)
# Trrent - "The education cycle is inescapable, always stuck in the loop." (⬆21)
# TuffMunki2.0 - "I hear faking your death is an easy ticket out." (⬆13)
# WaterUnderscoreBoy - "And go back to taxes? I'll stay, thank you." (⬇5)
# Alec's glasses - "I can make friends with the rats - we'll escape together!" (⬇3)
# TomTheMemester10 - "No key? Then I'll find the key into your heart." (⬇1)
# Cherryycobbler - "I'll just no-clip out of the cell, easy-peasy." (⬆17)
# TopherButNo - "The prison food is hard, I'll bite through the walls." (⬆37)
# LemonCreamPie - "I'll get a shovel, and bash all the guards' heads in!" (⬇2)
# EndarkenedGD - "Channel my inner woodchuck, slam my head at the bars." (⬆19)
# Schweckness - "*mission impossible music intensifies* ill find a way." (⬆10)
# MiddleEarthRocks - "Well, I'll hop the fence, then I'll get immediately shot." (⬆14)
# XLSCX - "I'll report the prison for false imprisonment. Money + Freedom." (⬆29)
# Allright campers - "Casually walk out of jail. Can't say I didn't try." (⬇13)
# VixAppearsSometimez - "Call Kaden and he'll send those guards to THE BASEMENT." (⬆25)
# Accounty the Sequel - "Use a Monopoly get out of jail free card." (⬆15)
# Mx. Rose - "I'll just buy the skip stage game pass 👍" (⬇5)
# Arocknrolllover4life - "I'll say goodbye to everyone... BECAUSE I'M GETTING BAILED OUT!!!" (⬇8)
# Therealhyunjin - "Starve till I can get through the bars or die." (⬆28)
# Prokaryotic cell gaming - "I'll eat prison food, choke, die, and fly away." (⬇1)
# .JUNk0.2009 - "Uhhh... what escape plan, officer?" (⬇25)
# YourFavouriteAlejandroStan - "What are you a cop? I'm not telling." (⬆27)
# Tiny31Boom - "BURN DOWN EVERYTHING!" (⬆10)
# Miggle 2.0 - "Escape? Hell no. We get free meals every day. Jackpot!" (⬇9)
# Epic Felidae Fan - "Act dead, they take me outside, I run for it." (⬆12)
# Agente860vas - "No key? Guess there's no key to success after all." (⬆1)
# The One and Only Brasicaserliy Fan - "I have this big hammer to break the wall!" (⬆7)
# Somoene WhoLoveAmongUs2346 - "Who needs an escape plan when you have explosions?" (⬇3)
# Frozenhusk - "I'd be caught trying to use the vents. Bribery time!" (⬆6)
# MidnightsLover13 - "I'm blowing up the entire prison." (⬇8)
# No1IzzyFan - "Try and find a secret vent or something." (⬇11)
# Annieonthexbox - "Huh? But I like it here? (Guards are watching!)" (♻)
# The One and Only Jantzen - "Eat wall fake death get buried then I epically escape." (⬇3)
# Carrot cruncher - "I'm going up in the world! I'm Using balloons!" (⬇5)
# Maria.ionescu.5437 - "Sure, when teleporters will be invented I'll escape prison." (⬆3)
# JustYourSarcasticFriend - "I would scream free me and break the prison door." (⬇32)
# Click124 - "Kill fifteen people! And then my plan to escape is..." (⬇29)
# CraigsterCore - "No plan, Ill just curl up and cry." (⬇24)
# Xsimmo369 - "Getting a shovel & tunneling underneath the Prison." (⬆5)
# Harold's Nuggets - "I'd politely ask them if I could leave." (⬇37)
# InsanelyLameyAmy - "Be a good person and wait to be let out." (⬇23)
# THE INHERITANCE RESSURECTED - "Charm the guard, borrow his key, unlock the door, vanish." (⬆9)
# Dragocorn 63 alt - "Look for windows, and also see if Dominoes is open." (⬆5)
# BearTeam33 - "I'll use a key- WAIT, NO KEY? This is outrageous!" (⬇16)
# Ferocious flatulence - "I will hit the security guard with my skibidi rizz." (⬇13)
# Wett123 - "I'm going to just kill myself or something." (⬇40)
# SlatchytheDog - "I just gotta wait 10 words to escape." (⬇6)
# Smilelyhermit - "I guess we have to call the Mario Bros." (⬇2)
# V0C4L01DD - "My plan? Pfff... I never thought of one yet, uh-" (⬇36)
# Lainslayschangemymind - "Jokes on you, I'm not telling." (⬇14)
# The Pro-Wrestler - N/A (⬆1)
# Gloopdoopmooo - N/A (♻)
NOTE: SoftPretze1CrunchyPretze1 was excused from this round.
== Pressure Test - Launch Away! ==
"Make a catapult however you want. What does it launch?"
=== Answers and Rankings ===
# V0C4L01DD - "Watermelons, that'll get a knock out of 'em! Haha!"
# Smilelyhermit - "It can launch out surprise pumpkins for Halloween!"
# Ferocious flatulence - "The catapult would launch ice cream into my mouth."
# SlatchytheDog - "My catapult launches puppies and kittens! Also ferrets too."
# Wett123 - "Corn dogs. It will launch corn dogs."
# Lainslayschangemymind - "It launches pretty good actually I tried it."
# The Pro-Wrestler - N/A
# Gloopdoopmooo - N/A
== Eliminations ==
Rank	Contestant 	Reason
57th	The Pro-Wrestler	When someone doesn't respond to prompts for three rounds in a row and thusly gets thrown into the Pressure Tests, eventually they'll stop lucking out. That happened for The Pro-Wrestler in Round 4. After a decent response for Round 1, they proceeded to not respond for Rounds 2,3 or 4, only responding in the Pressure Tests for the former two. Thankfully, no responses were made in Pressure Test 4 by the user, so they were rightfully sent to Redemption.
57th	Gloopdoopmooo 	Having been excused by Kaden for three consecutive rounds, it was only a matter of time before Gloop ultimately met this fate. No responses generally equal to a prompt trip to the Pressure Test. However, Kaden decided to stop playing nice with Gloop and hold him accountable for not responding, resulting in his being sent to Redemption.
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