Shrek Meet Shrek

Shrek Meet Shrek is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It was released on February 28, 2022.
==Characters==
*Shrek
*Fiona
*Donkey
*Puss in Boots
*Ogre Triplets
**Fergus
**Farkle
**Felicia
==Transcript==
(At the swamp, Shrek and his family alongside with his animal friends Donkey and Puss in Boots are having a great breakfast with bugs, chicken, sandwiches, waffles and pancakes bein served with a instrumental version of "All Star" by Smash Mouth playing in the background)
*Shrek: Ah. Today is a great breakfast for all of us.
*Fiona: Several years of being together and several years of living happily ever after.
*Shrek: A ogre's life is what make a great swamp.
*Donkey: You are giving me goodies, Shrek.
*Puss in Boots: A good deed feast.
*Fergus: Ah.
*Farkle: Ah da.
*Felicia: Daddy.
*Shrek: My babies. Who's the greatest father in all of the swamps in the forest?
*Felicia: Daddy!
*Shrek: That's my baby girl right here.
*Donkey: You are such a sugar booger, Shrek.
*Shrek: Donkey, I know you always get on my nerves, but I am giving you a head-butt for a day.
*Donkey: Ha! You're making me laugh Shrek.
*Shrek: Silly Donkey. You're always being yourself.
*Puss in Boots: A great day to shine, señor!
*Fiona: Having a good breakfast?
*Shrek: *eat a bunch of waffles* Mmm, these waffles taste great as blueberry.
*Donkey: Hey, those are my waffles!
*Shrek: Oh, sorry Donkey. I love every bite of them that I'm living in dessert paradise!
*Donkey: Funny looking Shrek. I should have ate them all by myself.
*Shrek: Donkey! You can't eat all the food. They are for sharing, not claiming as your own!
*Donkey: I thought you were going to give me a nice booze of a sugar pancake.
*Shrek: Whatever. I remember a rhyme from a witch when I was a young ogre when trick-or-treating in a wizard fest.
*Fiona: You know the rhymes? We can say it out loud.
*Shrek: Okay. All together! *rhyme with everyone* Otchky-potchky, itchky-pitch, Pay attention to this witch. A donkey takes you to knight. Him you conquer in a fight. Then you wed a princess who Is even uglier than you. Ha ha ha and cockadoodle. The magic words are "Apple Strudel!" *laugh with everyone*
*Fiona: That's funny of you Shrek.
*Donkey: You're as funny as a comedian!
*Puss in Boots: A rhyme in the making.
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *laugh*
*Shrek: I love you guys. *see his house shaking* What the? What is going on outside?
*Fiona: The house is shaking.
*Donkey: Protect the cups, save the waffles!
*Puss in Boots: We're having an earthquake!
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *scared*
*Shrek: No. My babies, don't cry. It's only a shuffle of a sound.
*Fiona: The whole place is tearing apart. Do something Shrek! *disappear*
*Shrek: Fiona!
*Donkey: What the heck is going on here? *disappear*
*Shrek: Huh? What?
*Puss in Boots: Señor, the swamp is shaking. *disappear*
*Shrek: Not you Puss. *see his babies disappear* No! What the heck? *see his house rip apart in a yellow swirl, making him spin around all over through the warping* Whoa! My house! Don't tell me I'm gonna fall! *scream while swirling*
(Shrek then fall into the other side of the swamp after getting transported out of his house, waking up, realizing where he is in the forest)
*Shrek: Shoot. That was a weird transportation. Glad I didn't get tricked by Rumpelstiltskin's contract tricks. Oh well. That big shake didn't meant to move me out of my house. Time to go back to where I came from. *as he walks, he suddenly hear another ogre talking that look a lot like him*
*Alternate Shrek: *walk in, realizing Shrek in his swamp* Who DARE to walk into the swamp of Shrek?!
*Shrek: Uh, that would be me, Shrek. Whoa whoa whoa, hey. How did you know my name and the swamp I live in?
*Alternate Shrek: Then what are you looking in my swamp?
*Shrek: No. How about I tell you something better. What are you doing in my swamp?!
*Alternate Shrek: Stop repeating! What kind of ogre are you?
*Shrek: And what kind of deformed ogre are you suppose to be? A troll? Ha! I never seen a ogre with a big bonk boo-boo on your head.
*Alternate Shrek: Don't mock me, or else i'll burn your clean face up.
*Shrek: Since when a ogre can breathe fire? Only dragons can breathe fire, like the dronkeys who is related to a donkey.
*Alternate Shrek: Well I breathe fire and my job is to burn something stupid in front of my misadventures. Watch this! *flame at a sunflower*
*Shrek: Holy smoke. Are you insane?!
*Alternate Shrek: I am the most powerful ogre you ever seen in the swamp.
*Shrek: Watch this. *tries to breathe fire, but couldn't do so as he cough* Aw man. I can't breathe fire.
*Alternate Shrek: Ha. You have seal your fate to the dead end of a dangerous place you shouldn't be walking to.
*Shrek: It's my swamp! It's mine, get your own, coward.
*Alternate Shrek: I'm ain't a coward. Who are you? What's your name and why are you trespassing my swamp?
*Shrek: It's not your swamp. By the way, I'm Shrek.
*Alternate Shrek: My name is Shrek too.
*Shrek: What? How are you named Shrek? Are you copying me?
*Alternate Shrek: You ain't manipulating me, are you?
*Shrek: Of course not.
*Alternate Shrek: Don't make me call my donkey to kick you up.
*Donkey: *hear from a ogre* Did somebody say Donkey?
*Shrek: Huh?
*Alternate Shrek: What was that?
*Donkey: Where did I come from? *see Shrek* Shrek!
*Shrek: Donkey! *hug Donkey* It's you. I thought I lost you pal.
*Donkey: Oh Shrek. I thought we were separated. And now, we're united again like we remember each other.
*Alternate Shrek: Ah! Look what you done, but you massacred my donkey!
*Donkey: Who's Donkey is this?
*Shrek: This ain't your Donkey. This is my Donkey. Go get your own Donkey, impostor.
*Alternate Shrek: My donkey is not suppose to look small and talk like a annoying animal! What is WRONG with you?!
*Donkey: Shrek, who is this?
*Shrek: Uh, that's Shrek with the pink shirt and brown bag.
*Donkey: Why is he's Shrek and why does he look a lot like you?
*Shrek: Maybe we fall into the wrong side of the swamp where the ogres are mean and don't share food with anyone else.
*Alternate Shrek: You are trying to make fun of me, Shrek.
*Shrek: Oh, you're making fun of me back. Don't fall for it.
*Alternate Shrek: I'm ain't calling a day, or else you get out of my way.
*Donkey: *see another donkey walk by* Hey look. Is that your donkey right there?
*Alternate Donkey: *make donkey noises*
*Alternate Shrek: DONKEY! Oh donkey. You're here. Those bullheads are trying to make a mock out of me. I'm going to show what these imposters are made out of.
*Shrek: You're calling us fakes, are you? Then why don't you be yourself like my donkey right here.
*Donkey: That donkey over there look kinda awkward like he don't know what to do in the farm.
*Alternate Donkey: *make donkey noises*
*Shrek: *see a cloud forming to a storm* Uh oh, a big storm is headed into the forest.
*Alternate Shrek: The god of thunder commands you to go away! *swallow a lightning and shock at the trees*
*Shrek: Oh! What the heck was that?!
*Alternate Shrek: What do you expect from me to happen?!
*Donkey: What kind of ogre is that?!
*Shrek: We probably fall into another alternative reality where everything is twisted and ogres have superpowers like superheroes in comic books.
*Donkey: Well that is not suppose to happen in fairy tales.
*Fiona: *call out for Shrek* Shrek! Shrek? Where are you?
*Shrek: Fiona.
*Princess: *call out for the other Shrek* Shrek?! Are you there? Don't make me put a toaster on your face!
*Alternate Shrek: Princess!
*Shrek: Fiona? Don't tell me you ate Princess Fiona.
*Alternate Shrek: Of course not cause, this is not your world.
*Fiona: *found Shrek* Shrek!
*Shrek: Fiona! *hug Fiona*
*Princess: *found the other Shrek* SHREK! *run to the other Shrek by holding him*
*Alternate Shrek: What the heck?
*Princess: Don't you run off like this ever again you punk?!
*Shrek: Why don't you get a life like a crocodile?!
*Fiona: I thought I lost you honey. But who are these guys trying to give a stare at you?
*Shrek: Uh, they're not my friends, also they got a weird donkey on your side.
*Donkey: I'm feeling kinda awkward in here.
*Shrek: Listen up, Shrek-Two. Where did my kids and Puss in Boots go?
*Alternate Shrek: I don't know what you're talking about. Are you calling me a puss?
*Shrek: Not a puss. Puss. In Boots.
*Alternate Shrek: I ate my mother's boots when I was ten years old. *laugh with everyone except Shrek*
*Shrek: Well that's not funny of you. I feel embarrassed of myself when the fairy tale creatures raid my swamp in wake of the late Lord Farquaad's orders from the knights of Duloc to ruin my night.
*Alternate Shrek: Well that didn't happen in my timeline. You got a itch on your ears.
*Shrek: Huh? *pick his ears* Hey, I didn't see a itch.
*Alternate Shrek: *laugh* What an ogre.
*Shrek: Ugly ogre. There shouldn't be a happily ever after in this timeline.
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *crawl in*
*Puss in Boots: *show up* I have finally found you on this weird looking dimension!
*Shrek: Puss! Babies! *hold the babies* My babies. I thought I lost you forever in this universe.
*Fiona: We're all back together.
*Donkey: Family reunion!
*Puss in Boots: I love family reunions, por favor.
*Alternate Shrek: Ha. You call this a family? Chumps!
*Princess: You guys must be looking for a kooky solution.
*Alternate Donkey: *make donkey noises*
*Shrek: Well, I came from my own timeline. I'm very sorry for mocking you Shrek-Two. Our wives caught us in the middle of the forest.
*Alternate Shrek: All I can say, you're special!
*Shrek: Cockadoodle, Apple Strudel to you.
*Alternate Shrek: That's my line, dumbass!
*Shrek: Oh, it's everybody's line now!
*Donkey: *sing* Ain't no stopping, right now!
*Fiona: How about we have a celebration at your swamp?
*Princess: Our swamp is different than yours. It's ugly and it got a weird looking to it.
*Shrek: Oh, if it's ugly, then let's get to it.
*Alternate Shrek: It's all ogre now. *fart* Excuse me. My bad.
(Shrek's family with the other Shrek's gang celebrate in the underground of the other Shrek's place with "I'm a Believer" by Smash Mouth playing with Shrek and the other Shrek jumping on the bed with Donkey and the other Donkey racing in the field. Puss in Boots cut a cake of carrot while the babies play with their toys and Fiona and the princess using bow arrows to shoot spears at the targets. Shrek and everyone else celebrate by jumping on the bed together and eating bunch of bugs on the table. Shrek shaves in the bathroom while the other Shrek use his laser powers to shake off his little fair on his face, shocking Shrek in the process. At the beach, Shrek and everyone else surf in the waves by jumping, snoozing and swimming through the waves as everyone splash together in the water and get washed up on the beach, chilling by watching the sun, feeling a bit of a sunburn.)
*Shrek: Ah, what a perfect life.
*Alternate Shrek: The more uglier it get, the most imperfect it will be.
*Donkey: I believe!
*Princess: We snooze.
*Alternate Donkey: *make donkey noises*
*Fiona: Anyone having a great day, right?
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *laugh*
*Puss in Boots: I still got my nine lives afterwards.
*Shrek: Ah, happily ever after you guys.
*Alternate Shrek: You too. *fart* Oh, it pops again.
*Shrek: *fart* Funny me.
(The gang continue to have fun at the beach until the end of the day where Shrek's gang return home by a magic light with the other Shrek's gang living out underground on the bed to rest)
THE END
==Trivia==
*The short is a crossover with the Shrek films and the original Shrek! book by William Steig which was the main basic for the movie series by DreamWorks Animation.
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