Contra

Contra is the third episode of the The Irate Gamer show Season 2. It was originally uploaded to the Youtube on 12 January 2008.
The long list of doublethink committed by The Irate Gamer can be seen here
==Summary==
Chris Bores Reviews Contra for the NES.
==High detail plot summary==
The video starts up with the Irate Gamer theme song, followed by a Photoshopped Contra page with the two main characters replaced by Irate Gamer and the Wise Sage.
Chris starts talking about the game and how popular it is and lists the co-op as one of its features. Chris than starts talking about the guns the game has to offer. Chris notes that its good to get so many guns and how you get to upgrade your weapon.
Chris says “Even though this game is awesome, it still had it’s share of flaws”. “First off, where’s the backstory to this game?". Chris says “I guess there could be answer in the instruction manual, but to hell with that. Whoever reads those things anyway?” “I can’t waste my time reading about a game, I just gotta play it!”
Chris questions why there are only two men when he says "whose bright idea was it to send in only two soldiers against a shitload of rogue terrorists."
Chris continues with “There’s a lot of enemies in this game” and "These upgrades turn out to be very useful” as well as warning viewers about the uselessness of the laser gun, stating “avoid it like the fucking plague” Chris then does a skit where the laser appears in his room, he attempt to touch it but dies.
Chris notes that constantly pressing the shoot button is painful on his thumb, so Chris says he will now be using a Turbo controller. Chris says the game is hard and a montage of Chris dying ensues. A robed man appears when Chris finally gives up on winning the game, telling him to use the code. “So what is this code you ask?” says Chris. Chris then notes the Konami code that starts the player with 30 lives. Chris than notes it would further help to have a second player, but he doesn't have any friends. Wise Sage then enters and decides to play with Irate Gamer. Irate Gamer says that the best part of the game is playing it with two players.
Chris states that 2 player mode has a downside in one level because touching the bottom of the screen kills the other player.
Chris finally makes it to the end boss of stage 3 and notices that its an alien... the same one on the box art of the game. “Now wait just a fucking minute here! There are aliens in this game?” "What the shit? I thought I was fighting a terrorist war, now I’m fighting an alien war?”.“Boy, I’ve been seriously misled” Irate Gamer then notes that he should have noticed the alien on the box cover of the game. Irate Gamer says the game never gets boring or repetitive.
Chris reaches the final level of the game. Chris says there is a lack of creativity for the final boss as it is just a giant heart. Chris then beats the game and announces that he will be reviewing the sequel.
==External links==
*Movie Database
==Video==
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==Notable flubs==
*1:01 - "It still have its share of flawls"
==Trivia==
*Chris believes that terrorist apparently have to be rogue and are not implicitly rogue.
*This is the second time where Chris would demonstrate parkinson's disease. He originally demonstrated it in Mission Impossible review.
==External links==
*Episode