Day 9 - FLoB-A-THON 2023 Sub-a-thon!

Day 9 - FLoB-A-THON 2023 Sub-a-thon! is the ninth stream of FLoB-athon 2023.
==Video Overview==
Kurt says he is streaming late, and will likely clip out yesterday's Hot Ones challenge. A couple weeks ago, in Kurt's neighbor's front lawn, a massive red Ford F150 was repeatedly attempted to be jump-started by many people by cars without license plates. Eventually his neighbor who was sick downstairs woke up and took photos of everyone and everything. Saying this had been a problem in the past, Kurt admits it was not unusual. After breakfast this morning, Kurt heard a lot of cracking and loud noises making him at first suspect a giant fir tree has fell on the house. Looking outside he saw a Kia perpendicular to his Subaru on his side of the fence and four confused men got out of the car and ran from a pursuing The Girlfriend. She chased down and decked one of the kids, and two pairs of shoes got left behind. The stolen car on a rough alleyway clipped a concrete block, glanced a power line, and crashed through Kurt's fence. The cops showed up quickly, and did their normal bumbling but it was already reported stolen. Kurt hopes insurances can pay for the needed repairs, and says The Girlfriend is thankful for his calm. One of the cops told The Girlfriend she could've shot them, another absurd statement. Kurt moves on to other topics, saying he will do a classic Bob Ross stream. Ending the stream, Kurt again bemoans the ineffectiveness of police.