UnWar of Independence

The UnWar of Independence was the war that started UnBarney’s existence as a glorious nation.
==Ok so here’s how it started (and ended)==
UnBarney used to be a big plot of land of the evil capitalist UnAnything and from 1854 to 1861 wanted to become independent. The big fat meanie government didn't allow it and was justifiably harassed for 7 years until the capitalist pigs decided to go to war against us. 
Despite being the shortest war we’ve had, it resulted in the least casualties. Unlike the short-lived Operation: Yellow and Blue attack.