Kids These Days...

Kids These Days.. is the pilot of Tony's Talk Show. It aired on the 1st August, 2021
== Transcript ==
[The episode begins with a shot of fish-kids running around, then it zooms into a house with Tony in it]
Narrator: This, this is Tony, a fish who lives in Bikini Bottom. A totally normal, not-very-well-known fish. [Zooms closer into Tony drinking tea on his couch] See? This is a normal kind of guy. He binges lazily made shows! Of course he is normal. But, hey, maybe one day he will start his own talk show, and he will become famous in Bikini Bottom! *Pause* Fat chance!
[Shows a logo for the series , and then shows Tony watching a cooking show in his house]
Tony: *Sips tea* What a nice day to catch up on “Cookies Cooking Cakes”, my favourite show!
(Tony picks up the remote and switches the TV on, some sounds can be heard playing from it)
Tony: Ahhh.... *Pause* Hey, what if I create a cooking show? I mean, I've been wanting to do so since I was a kid!
[Flashback to Tony, as a kid, asking his mom if he could make a TV show]
Tony: hey mom
Tony's Mom: What is it, sweetie?
Tony: Can i make a tewavison show?
Tony’s Mom: No
[Flashback ends]
Tony: *Laughs* Good times... Buut! What if I do?! I'll be famous! *Cheering starts* I'll get crowded everywhere I go, I'll get food everyday *under his breath* It'll be a cooking show (if it happens) okay? *Normal voice* And most importantly.... money! I won't be the broke slob I am now!!!! I can't wait! (The cheering ends and Tony walks off-screen)
Narrator: Told ya.....
[Cuts to Tony at a supermarket shoving loads of food in the shopping cart]
Tony: Peeeerfect! (Tony starts walking away to another aisle, the electronics one) Lights should make the show “fancier” *Shoves some fairy lights and a lamp in his cart* (Tony then walks to the check-out, and gives a guy money, and leaves the shop while carrying his stuff)
[It cuts to Tony in his house setting up something]
Tony: Looks great! *runs off-screen. He then comes back on wearing a chef hat* Ready! *runs away again, and brings back a camera, and puts it infront of him. He then presses a remote and the room turns into a talk-show looking thing, with cookers and microwaves on a stage, Tony is standing in the middle* H
Tony: Hello, and welcome to The Cook ‘n Talk Show! Today we will be making an omelette!
(A pack of eggs fall into Tony's hand)
Tony:  *He runs over to an omelette maker and puts the eggs in* There! Now we wait *Pause. A clock ticking is heard in the background. Then a ding. Tony then opens the machine*  This is how you make an omelette!
[It cuts to a random fishes’ house, the family is sitting on a couch watching Tony's show]
Mom Fish: *Shouting* This is utter crap! My kid can't get into cooking classes if they just use an omelette maker that is soooo easy to use. Do it the harder way, *mocking tone* Tony!
Kid: Mom, I know-
Mom Fish: Shut up Timmy!
Kid: *Sighs*
(It cuts back to Tony cleaning up the stuff, when he gets an email]
Tony: *Whips out his phone* A bad review?! It's also from a kid.. *sighs and begins to walk off-screen* Kids these days....
*finish*
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