Patrick Needs Glasses

Patrick Needs Glasses is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick walks into the Krusty Krab and bumps into a pole.)
Patrick: Oh! Pardon me, young lady.
Squidward: Patrick, I already told you. Mr. Krabs' daughter is named "Pearl", not "Pole"!
Patrick: It looked like a whale to me.
Squidward: (rolls eyes) Whatever. Can I take your order?
Patrick: Uh...uh...
(Patrick squints at the menu.)
Patrick: I'll have one "Galley Grub"!
Squidward: Patrick, that's the name of the menu. You choose from the stuff under the name. We've gone over this before!
Patrick: All I see are blurs.
Squidward: Then get some glasses!
Patrick: Oh, I know! I've done something like this before!
(Patrick takes two cups from a nearby table and puts them over his eyes.)
Patrick: Oh, Neptune! I can't see a thing now! I'm blind!
Squidward: Patrick, those are plastic cups.
(What a twist!)
Category:The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star
Category:JCM
Category:Episodes
Category:2013
Category:2010s