Omalu Porka

woops i spelt the name of the page wrong SHITwelp we are stuck with it. This is now her name in this universe forever well fuck i guess i really fucked it up, damn what a shame ughhh.
so one day based billy was walking down the street and was like I really need two things right now: a side kick and a way to release my primitive sexual urges, so that i may continue my pursuit of power and domination over the omniverse, and annoy the fuck out of cringeman. then this random lady called OMaru Polka fell down on her bum, hurting her tail bone, right infront of billy. Bily was quite pleased by the simulation of reality's choice upon his request. "Hello there" billy said. They started off with a somewhat normal relationship, Polka and billy grew closer. Although there were many questionable elements such as their collective status' as clowns. Some where down the line, Polka was doused with the 'based chemical' by billy, who was laughing sadistically as he did it., which would shift polka's personality into that of a based person. She became slightly more maniacal, and was uncharacteristically unperceptive towards morally unjust actions, including billy's abuse of her. one night, billy began conducting insane methods of torture towards her, which drove polka into complete insanity, matching billy's own mania. Based Billy would warn polka to 'behave' with a great smile on his face, followed by a subtle chuckle, further followed by a more maniacal laughter. Polka, as conditioned would often match the joker billy's sadistic laughter, and actions. Billy often psychologically manipulates and tortures polka for his amusement. as well as relieving his sexual tensions on her as previously mentioned. Billy describes his psychological torture of polka as 'plucking her feathers' or 'filing her nails'. From an outside perspective this relationship could be viewed as horrifyingly disgusting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFq0wwWdoNs
=== Polka's circus ===
polka is the "ringleader" of her "circus" which is full of a bunch of retarded maniacs which are physically capable of literally nothing, they spend all of their cash on her youtube channel which she calls "the show" polka is often arrested for the crimes that she and billy commit (billy just runs from the cops coz he's based as fuck), everytime this happens she just disappears followed by a fart and a honk sound. "LMAO" she says. she also says lmao every time billy does something fucked up, stupid, evil, or generally bad in character.
=== Polka's methods ===
it is advised that if you ever bare witness to Polka herself, you should turn the other way if you aren't already smashed to smitherines by her "Zain Bombs" which are gravity imploders shaped like Polka's own mascot, that upon detonation smash the the surrounding area into the ground, which often blows these objects into many peaces, and reducing many of objects' masses into mere atoms. this process utilises gravity, replicating the effect of a black hole and distorting time around it, if one is to come into contact with one of these implosions, time would slowdown and they would feel the brunt of the bomb's impact and the pain would last about 300 times longer than the actual length of the explosion. This means you feel immense pain as though you are being torn a part by a black hole for roughly 20 minutes.
When not equipped with this weapon polka will often resort to standard physical torture and assault in order to murder and brutalise her victims.
although she may be considered a victim of Joker's manipulation and torture, Billy's "conditioning" was successful, as Polka is just as if not more psychotic than Billy, the Joker himself. as Polka takes extreme pleasure in torturing her victims, and granting them immense despair and dissatisfaction before painfully ending their lives.
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