Clive Barker's Hellraiser

"Clive Barker's Hellraiser" is the third episode of the first season of We'll See You In Hell. It is a commentary episode.
== Episode Description ==
On the third episode of WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL, Joe DeRosa and Patrick Walsh sit down and stream Clive Barker’s erotic nightmare HELLRAISER. Throughout their irreverent and hilarious commentary, Joe and Pat talk Pinhead’s surname, HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II, Julia and Frank’s sordid relationship and, of course, the varied works of Clive Barker. And don’t forget to listen closely for haunting tales of sperm donation and health scares that will be legendary, even in HELL! WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL is a production of the FANGORIA Podcast Network. WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL is executive produced by Ken W. Hanley and Thomas DeFeo. For more information, press opportunities and advertising rates pertinent to the FANGORIA Podcast Network, please contact ken@fangoria.com.
== Before The Film ==
* Joe masturbated into a cup for the urologist. He was told to do it in the public bathroom with no lube.
* Pat stayed up to watch A Room with a View for the nudity, which was Daniel Day Lewis' ass.
== Commentary Topics ==
* Pat donated semen when he first got to LA.
* Jam It All The Way Up My Ass Part 2 is the DVD he's given, which he started leaving with and the nurse had to ask him to return it.
* Joe met the stepmother in real life and she was so charming and lovely.
* Joe thinks Pinhead is the best horror icon.
* Experiences with maggots (Pat at the grocery store, Joe in his apartment).
* Joe met Doug Bradley in a bar, who disagreed that Hellraiser II was the best horror film ever. "Take the compliment Bradley!"
* At Woody Allen's An Irrational Man, the audience howls at Parker Posey mentioning "grass".
* The timing of "spoiler alert".
* Pat and Joe have different feelings about watching films with their parents.
*One of Pat's Missouri friends knew two couples on the same cul-de-sac who were having two separate affairs with each other.
*Joe talks Hellraiser II, which is better than the first.
*Does that guy look like Clive Owen or Matthew Modine?
*NBC Page Pat used to be told he looking like a young Timothy Hutton. Joe has no thoughts on that.
*This has a similar plot to Little Shop of Horrors.
*Disgusting make-up. The Last Emperor probably won the Oscar for it that year.
*Joe's first acting gig was a commercial for SportsNet New York with a hollowed out TV bolted around his head. It was excruciating and burned after an hour.
*Joe did an audition for the Tonight Show that was so bad that he stopped halfway and did other jokes.
*Pat says Joe's unhappy. He says he's happy.
*Pat saw The Man From U.N.C.L.E., it's fine. Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer are the most boring actors alive (Joe likes them).
*Pat corrects his Francis Ford Coppola / Victor Salva statement from last episode.
*Pat hasn't cried in 10 years, it was during 127 Hours.
*You could make 75 cool $1 million dollars for the price of one The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
*Why don't you cast funny looking people in bit parts?
*Pat went to Film Forum in NYC on Halloween night when he just moved there to see Donnie Darko, King of the Ants, then skipped Hellraiser.
*Pat saw a woman at Boardner's in Los Angeles yanking her boyfriend around on a chain while wearing a shirt that says "I have a small penis."
*Every chapter of Rob Lowe's book ends with him hanging out with a girl who one year later was famous.
*Mission: Impossible was fucking awesome. The Ang Lee Hulk was not, but better than the other one.
*The It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia people tried to get Rowdy Roddy Piper (RIP) to tell his stories as a DVD extra, but he wasn't making sense by the time they got the camera on him. He was a nice, sweet guy.
*Young Joe goes down to the Jersey shore with friends Chip and Scott, shits on the soapdish, and Chip is so offended he doesn't talk to Joe for the rest of the day.
*"Jesus wept."
*Clive, we have a lot of questions for you.
*Pat doesn't get involved in politics. Who do you think's gonna be running our country, Trump?
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Category:Commentary