Gears Of War:Scool Life of Jack in Your 40's

Crawl:This is a canon fanfic.Meaning it is canon in my universe,but not in Gears of War,as we own no rights,us being 2 preteens and a teen.Produced by:kaikai2001 Published by:Hatena Co. Excective producer:PhazonGumball123 Directed by:Kaishawn nonofyourbeeswax
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*Blue:*stands with Phazon,Jackie,and Smart* You called us?
*Ken:Yes
*Jack Mackle:*stands with family*And us?
*Ken:Yes
*Jake Pegasus:And me?
*Ken Pegasus:You live here dad,this is our garage
*Jake:Oh Yeah,I knew the car I stole looked familiar
*Ken:You stole your own car?
*Jake:That was mine?I thought it was yours.
*Ken:I`m 3
*Phazon:So, what did you call us here for, Ken?
*Ken:To unvail My newest invention,an INTER DIMENSIONAL PORTAL
*Phazon:Whoa.
*Ken:I thought 'I wonder what Dora`s universe is like' Then it hit me
*I could see for my self
*Ken:*to Ben Pegasus* The DVD?
*Ben:*Hands over case labeled "Dora the Explorer,the complete 5 season"
*Phazon:-_- get rid of that. We came to see the teleporter.
*Ken:It is hooked up to a DVD player
*Puts in disc*
*Now,press play
*And
*portal opens* IT`S ALIVE
*jumps in*
*Phazon:It's alive?
*Phazon:I would stay back...
*Ken Jumps out*
*Uh....Is Marcus Felix in Dora?
*Blue:No...*they all stare at Ben*
*Ben:It was the only way to sneak it to Niki`s house.
*he he
*Blue:|:{
*Phazon:Umm... Okay...
*Smart:You mind closing the portal?
*Ken:I never insert a shut down botton
*Phazon:Okay... why would you do that?
*Jake:AND YOU`RE THE SMARTEST IN THE HOUSE?!?!?!??
*Ken:Hey,The standards are low
*Phazon:Indeed. Where are we, anyway?
*Ken:The only way to close it was to end the episode...or in this case,the game
*Ben:Don`t tell me we`re going in there.
*Phazon:I guess we are. *jumps through*
*Ken:I`m afraid we have to
*everyone else jumps in*
*Marcus:DOM!Cover me!
*Phazon: guess we should help them out, Blue.
*Blue:Que?
*Phazon:Que...what?
*Marcus:who the heck are you guys?
*Blue:Uhh......Locust?
*Phazon:No.
*Ben:*whispers to blue*wrong answeeeer
*Blue:I mean KIds
*Regular 12 year old kids
*Ken:And a 3 year old
*Phazon:We'll provide covering fire! *makes dual Phazon arm cannons*
*Ben:ANd a 15 year old
*Phazon:I don't even know my age.....
*Jake:And a A year old
*Ben:What?
*Jake:That`s my age number,This many *holds up four fingers*
*Ben:You`re 46
*Jake:Yeah,THIS MANY
*Blue:How did he graduate?
*Ken:No one knows
*Dom:You mind helping us?
*Phazon:Enough talk, more fight! *gives Blue a rifle*
*Ken:we are only ki-
*Ben:YES YES YES
*Phazon:*gives rifle to Ben and Jackie*
*Phazon:Now, take them out.
*3:31Blue P.Ken:*grabs a rifle* AHHH*falls down*
*Phazon:Any of you need upgrades? *infuses bullets wiht Phazon*
*Ken:*muffled*MIS MOULD MOF MEVER MAPPENED MIN MORA
*Phazon:*makes laser arm, blasts several locust*
*Locust:RETREAT
*Brumak comes out of nowhere*
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*Locust run away*
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*Brumak looks stronger, more evolved*
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*Ben:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUHAAAAAAAAAAAA(runs at Brumak)
*Jake grabs him*
*Phazon:lets make this quick, guys.
*Phazon:*turns into Berserker lord*
*Jake:How do we end the game?
*Ken:Only if you tell me my name
*Jake:uhhh....red head baby?
*Phazon:No, we have to fight!
*Ken:No
*It`s Ken
*Jake:Ken!!
*Ken:my full name.
*Phazon:*grabs Brumak by arm, rips off, Brumak dies*
*Jake:uhhhh,NO TIME FOR THAT
*Ken:You`re lucky,father
*Ken:We have to eliminate the nest
*Phazon:Everyone okay? *turns back to regular form*
*Jackie and Jack Mackle`s Family:Are we gonna get a full li-
*Smart:Look!
*Phazon:Huh?
*Blue:The NEST!
*Jackie:We foun-
*Phazon:Yeah, we better kill that thing.
*Blue:Let`s go
*Jackie:Oh Com-
*Meanwhile,in the nest*
*Marcus:Be careful
*Phazon:Okay.
*Ben:Holy crap!
*Jack Mackle:What is tha-
*part one ends*
Category:Stories