Going to America

After Ted prevents a depressed Father Kevin (Tommy Tiernan) from jumping to his death at 'It's Great Being a Priest' conference, an American priest, Father Buzz Cagney (Jeff Harding) asks him if he'll come to a parish in Los Angeles. Ted can’t wait and excitedly tells Jack, Dougal and Mrs. Doyle, who incorrectly think they will be able to come with him. Ted doesn't have the heart to tell them otherwise and brings them to the airport leaving them there while he gets on the plane. However, Ted has second thoughts when Father Cagney mentions the gang culture around Ted's new Parish in LA and the decrepitness of his new parish. Realising he's in too deep, Ted abandons going to America and rejoins Jack, Dougal and Mrs Doyle. It transpires that the three of them never wanted to go to America anyway (with the possible exception of Jack, who yells 'Feck!' when he learns of what's gone wrong, though the promise of a drink cheers him up). The group leaves the airport and heads for home, and Ted seems to accept the fact he is probably never going to escape Craggy Island