The Deliveries

"The Deliveries" is the third episode of the first season of Thursday Spin-Off, and the 3rd overall.
==Plot==
CrazySponge has Stan and Carl deliver prank gifts to all the CEOs in the Valley.
==Transcript==
[Cuts to Carl and Stan in CrazySponge’s office.]
CrazySponge: Now, I need you two to make a delivery to Jasbre Corp., LTV Corporation, SC&S, and Spectromite Entertainment.
Carl: What about Formula Studios?
CrazySponge: They work out of a cardboard box in the alley by the taco bell, plus they don't want to be involved.
Carl: What are these deliveries?
CrazySponge: They’re spring loaded hoopla pies!
Stan: And why are you delivering these to them?
CrazySponge: Annual pranks.
FireMatch: But sir…
CrazySponge: ANNUAL PRANKS!
[We then cut to the short title sequence. We then cut to them walking up to the LTV Corporation building.]
Carl: Wait, isn’t Purple the current CEO here?
Stan: Yeah, what about him?
Carl: Doesn’t he work for CrazySponge too?
Stan: I think part time? I don’t know.
[They enter the front doors and we cut to them walking to the CEO doors and they open them up and it reveals Purple133 frantically typing on 3 computers with a 5 foot pile of papers next to his desk and he is sweating and his glasses are falling.]
Carl: Hello?
[He stops and his glasses fall onto his desk.]
Purple133: Who goes there?
[He picks up his glasses and puts them back on, adjusts his eyes and looks at them.]
Purple133: Oh, you’re the new interns at BP. What are you doing here?
Stan: We’re delivering a package sent by CrazySponge.
Purple133: Oh he he, I see, he must’ve finally sent the prank pie.
Carl: Wait… you know what’s in this?
Purple133: Yeah, he does it every year to all of the companies. Matchy doesn’t approve of it because she thinks someday the other companies will get him back but I don’t see it happening.
Carl: Well, what do you want us to do with this?
Purple133: Just put it on the floor, this is a very valuable lesson for the future.
Stan: Why?
Purple133: I don’t know, it just is.
[He resumes his frantic typing on 3 computers, and they both exit the room and we cut to them exiting the building.]
Stan: That building was very vacated.
Carl: Yeah but the people who were still in there still had better working habits than us.
[We then cut to them walking into the Spectromite Entertainment building, we see a few people playing ping pong, and Dan’s office is a giant transparent glass room.]
Dan: (we hear this as they are walking up to the room) Yeah renew it for 2 seasons, make one, put the other on hiatus for 2 years then make it, also is the 2nd episode of Bikini Bottom Baseball done? (pause) beautiful! Alright see you in 2 years for episode 3.
[Carl and Stan enter the room]
Dan: What can I do for you two gentle-- OH! A package!
[Dan takes the package out of their hands and reads where it’s from]
Dan: Oh, nevermind it’s from Box Productions. Nintendo Bro?
Nintendo Bro: Yeah?
Dan: Toss this in the garbage please.
Nintendo Bro: Alright.
[Nintendo Bro is handed the box and as it lands in his hands it goes off and hits him in the face, he walks sadly towards the garbage off screen]
Carl: Why are the rest of these companies treating their interns better than Box Productions?
Dan: Oh, he wasn’t an intern, he just loves taking out garbage!
Carl: Oh.
[We then cut to them walking up to the SC&S building, they enter the building and we cut to them approaching SpongeBot’s office, that has a note on it saying “On break until 2021”, they look at eachother, drop the package at his door, the pie spring goes off and it splats all over his door, we then cut to them approaching the Jasbre Corp building.]
Stan: Okay something’s gotta be wrong with ‘’this’’ company.
[They open the door and there are multiple offices and 2, one is empty and the other has Jasbre working inside, they both enter his office with the box.]
Jasbre: What can I do for you two gentlemen?
Carl: We’re delivering a package from bo--
Jasbre: OOH! PACKAGE!! 
[Jasbre frantically opens it as the two interns just stare at him in shock as the spring loaded pie hits him right in the face, his excitement quickly dashed away and he is filled with anger.]
Jasbre: God DAMMIT ‘’’HEINZ!!!!!!!!’’’
[beat]
Stan: Who?
Jasbre: Heinz, you know, your boss?
Carl: Oh you mean CrazySponge.
Jasbre: No, Heinz.
Stan: Whatever.
[They both leave and notice their interns are covered in cobwebs waiting for work, sleeping, we cut to them at Stan’s house.]
Stan: Okay something funny is going on at Box Productions. How are they able to get away with treating their interns so shitty?
Carl: Like I said, dude, I have no clue, and what we know so far is that we have no idea what to do to improve it.
Stan: Let’s figure this out, quick, look into the labor laws of interns.
[We cut to the end credits with “Minority” by Green Day playing, the credits end and we cut to the PI building with a new sign under saying “A Box Productions Company”, we cut to the main office where Polar is still using crutches and notices a package on her desk.]
Polar: Oh a package!
[The package opens and a pie hits her right on the face as she falls to the ground, groaning. End episode.]
==Appearances==
* Carl Fabbro
* Stan Jonathan
* CrazySponge
* FireMatch
* TheJasbre202
* DanzxvFan8275
* Purple133 (debut)
* Nintendo Bro (debut)
* PolarTem
* Misc. Interns (debut)
==Trivia==
* This episode expands upon the universe in the spin-off.
==Reviews==
* It was alright. There's actually decent humor here unlike the last two episodes. I'd give it a lowish B - FireMatch
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