Ask The Squid / Season 1

# in season	# in series	Asker 	Question 	Answer
1 	1 	SpongeBob 	Hi, Squidward! 	Hello, you.
2 	2 	 	Why don't you wear any pants? 	Because, well, erm... I'm so underpaid that I can't afford them. Plus, I do have a pair of blue ones at my house.
3 	3 	Originator156 	Hey Squidward, what do you think of my game that I starred you in Squidward's Sanity? 	Well, thanks, it must be pretty good. Now lots of people can realise how dignified I am. Wait a minute...
4 	4 	Dr. Peter Lankton 	What is the recipe for Krabby Patties? 	Really, Plankton?
5 	5 	BobSponge444 	Squidward, why do you hate SpongeBob more than Patrick? 	Although Patrick may be dumber, SpongeBob is WAY more annoying. Plus, I have to spend more time with SpongeBob and his high-pitched laugh during the day.
6 	6 	Gavin The Otter 	Why don't you wear your blue pants? 	Because they are for special occasions only. Besides, I do wear them often. They just don't want me wearing them during the show.
7 	7 	SpongeBob13579 	What is your favourite kind of music? 	My own.
8 	8 	SpongeBob 	Hi, Squidward! 	GO AWAY!!!!
9 	9 	Originator156 	In my spin-off, The Sponge Crew Show, which character in the crew do you like the most?	None of them.
10 	10 	RadioGuy42 	Deep down in your heart, do you secretly like SpongeBob? 	*Sad music plays* Well, you see, the honest truth is about SpongeBob and I is that... *Squidward sniffles and his eyes water*...
*Sad music ends*
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11 	11 	BobSponge444 	If you're actually an octopus, then why do you only have 6 legs? 	I had to give 2 of them to Mr. Krabs.
12 	12 	Mr.2005 	On a scale of 1-10, how annoying is Mr. Krabs? 	1 googolplex. (1 followed by a googol of zeroes)
13 	13 	RadioGuy42 	Do you have a favourite video game? 	I have 2: SpongeBob SquarePants: The Krabby Patty Rescue! and Squidward's Awesomeness. (I made the second one myself.)
14 	14 	Sgt. Krabby Abz 	How much money do you have? 	$25.
15 	15 	TheJasbre202 	I stole your clarinet!! HUEHUEHUEHUE!! 	Weirdo... That was my backup clarinet anyways.
16 	16 	TheCreepyPastaLover	What are your thoughts of SpongeBob Fanon ending? 	It's not.
17 	17 	TheJasbre202 	How many clarinets do you have now? I stole every Clarinet in Bikini Bottom. 	100 734 567.
18 	18 	Sgt. Krabby Abz 	Can I have all yer money?money money money money 	Who are you?!
19 	19 	TheJasbre202 	What's your favorite episode of "The Patrick Star Show"? 	None of them.
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