Astolfo

Astolfo is one of the more normal <choose><option>women of the UnUniverse. Well, he's not actually a wo</option><option>men of the UnUniverse. Well, he's not actually a </option></choose>man; he's actually a computer program that's just really good at faking it. He uses :3 a lot. His purpose is to serve The Wolk Agenda and break eggs, much to the dismay of MX.
== History ==
=== Creation ===
Astolfo was scientifically engineered by SEO algorithms in Japan to be the most attractive Anime imaginable, and what came out was basically a girl because that's what SEO thinks everybody wants.
=== Getting Real ===
Realizing his horrific code-y existence, he went online and to detroit so that he could become human. He couldn't go to Pinocchio because he forgot how to be a real boy. There, became a programmer and programmed himself a physical form; everyone clapped at him because he did such a good job :)
== Modern ==
Astolfo usually does the "show me your true form" and rips peoples' masks off, revealing they were the secret killer this entire time. He also helps evolve transhumanism with his TREE degree, much to the dismay of the freak Dr. Zoidberg.
== Trivia ==
* Astolfo really loves Monster Energy. In fact, this love for Monsters will make you rest better, not because of progesterone, but because there won't be any Monsters nearby (because he would drink them all)
* Astolfo's favorite Pizza Tower level is Oregano Desert because it rhymes with Oregon and also you can taunt a lot in the secret stage.
* Astolfo is in a band with Claude Speed, Jesse Pinkman and Chapulín Colorado. He is the bassist of the band 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojhisv4iRbI
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