Shira Matsuri/Quotes

Quotes spoken by Shira Matsuri.
== Quotes ==
* "Jeez, is this how you assholes get down in San Dosaka???"
* "Aaaah~! Got any more?"
* "I miss my stop! (starts laughing like a lunatic) I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I'M GOING!!"
* " This forest looks to be a good place to hide out in...!!! It is always quiet up here..." 
* "WHAT?????? GHOSTS?!?!?!?!?!?! BRRRRRING IT ON!!!!"
* "HELLO?????? HELLO, HELLO???????"
* "Omigosh, You're a talking wolf???"
* "No way, bucko! I'm setting you free!"
* "No worries, wolfie! I'mma save you!"
* "WOAH! WOAH! WAIT!"
* "WAIT!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME ALL ALONE! I NEED SOMEONE IN THIS STUPID GHOST RIDDEN FOREST!!!!"
* "Drink it."
* "DRINK!!! Have a drink with me, wolfie! Come on!! WHY AREN'T YOU DOING IT??? DRINK IT UP AND LISTEN TO MY STORYYYY!!! Why won't you drink??????"
* "So you really are risking it."
* "OH, I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT! Alright! Let's have a drink between women!"
* "I'M A WOMAN!!!!! ...Now I'm mad, so drink with me!!!!!!"
* "SERIOUSLY, THIS WORLD IS SO UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!! I WORK MY BUTT OFF FOR THOSE MIDTERMS, AND WHAT FOR?!?!?!? A-AND THEN RIKO STARTS YELLING AT ME THINKING KEIKO IS BETTER!!!!! I JUST WANNA KILL THEM!!!!!"
* "DUDE, THAT IS LITERALLY MY LIFE!!! AND LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK????? DON'T MAKE ME CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR OTHER STUDENTS!!!!!!"
* "Tell me......... Why am I all alone?"
* "You've got nowhere to go?"
* "Sooooooo then...... You wanna stay with me, wolfie?"
* "THEN LET'S BE TEAM LEADERS!!!! Listen up! If we're going to take on the world, we're going to defeat the world as a team!"
* "Oh! You got a name? I'm Shira Matsuri, by the way!"
* "So yeah, Spyro Doomfire, from now on, we're the founding members of THE PUNKETTES!!!!!!!!!"
* "Here's your spot! I gotta go confront Aunt Ainlie, since I got drunk again..."
* "Peppa is in there, someone has to help."
* "[small gasp] D-dai....? ...Is it really you...?"
* "Hey, Spyro, you feeling better? Can you- Oh, it opened. Heh."
* "Yeah... We brought food for you, Spy..."
* "Feel any better? Your eye looks terrible.... I think you lost it!"
* "(Spyro: Well, ever since you... disappeared. I-i've been considering suicide...) I figured...... I'm so sorry.... But, slit wrists can't be worse than this...."
* "Spyro.... Y-you didn't told me that you made friends with an actual smurf..."
* "Hey... I thought you were..."
* "Wait, hold up... You have a half-brother....?"
* "Huh? Who are you...?"
* " I kinda.... Sorta..... Kinda sorta got them here."
* "So, uh.... You have any other members?"
* "Wait... Did you say Boboku forest? (Feesuka: Oh yeah! That's where Spy met that ghost girl, Leaki-) Leakianmishi....! I-I haven't seen that ghost in a long time..."
* "(Dante: Oh, well then... thanks for taking care of my sister.) ...Uh.... You-you're welcome."
* "Nothing.... Uh.... What did you do? (Aria: Eat. Bathe. Sleep. Back to square one. And maybe watch some Tim Burton films.)"
* "Anyway... Spy... What about the Punkettes?"
* "Junko, just get me a soda. Thanks."
* "I-I don't drink anymore.....!!! I quit the moment I ran away!"
* "Yeah! So really.... just get me a soda.... I-i'll be good."
* "Will you stop poking fun at me if I do this???"
* "Ahhhhhh~! I forgot about how much I love this type of stuff! This is the best!"
* ""That's cool?????" CLUMSAHHHHHY........ YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, DO YA?????"
* "First of all, what's with that southern accent???? Are you being the stereotypical dumbass from those ol' cartoons poking fun at people with that type of voice????? Get a vocal change and turn your voice from that into a kawaii anime boy's voice. We need more of those. But right now your just being offensive."
* "THAT'S RIGHT! While I can acknowledge the cuteness of the new shy boy at school trope, this just takes it and messes it all up in one huge blender and draws a clear line in a character!"
* "HEY, CLUMSAHHHHYYYY....."
* "YOU RIGHT! IT MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE HE IS FROM THE KU KLUX KLAN! THAT'S WHY HE FUCKS EVERYTHING UP!"
* "...Take it off."
* "TAKE IT OFF!!!!"
* "DON'T ACT EMBARRASED! SHOW YOUR BALD HEAD!!!!! Acting embarrassed about what's under your devil hat isn't proper behavior!!!!"
* "5 SECONDS ISN'T A LONG TIME!!!!!!!"
* "SHOW US WHAT YOUR MADE OF!"
* "WAITER, BRING US MORE ALCOHOL AND SCHOOL BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!"
* "CUTE AND ADORABLE NERDY SCHOOL BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
== Quotes spoken about Shira ==
* "I never saw her again after the fire..."
Category:Quotes