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Image 	Name 	Type 	Description 	Usage 	Obtained via 	Crafting recipes 	Value
 	1/2 Off Sandal 	Crafting Resource 	Yep, you only get one. I can't believe you fell for that. 	 	Pants Half Off (Town Green, townshire) 	Sandalwood 	1000
File:Abra-Kablam.PNG 	Abra-Kablam 	Consumable 	A peculiar little orb of pure magic. Yeah, this is exactly the kind of thing you should just toss carelessly into your inventory. I wouldn't even worry about it. 	 	Going Bananas Daily Quest reward 	 	2780
 	Account Password 	Miscellaneous 	1-2-3-4-5? Maybe you should think about changing your luggage combination... 	 	Pleasanton (Zombie Hunters) 	 	12
 	Adulterated Magazines 	Miscellaneous 	These used to be perfectly innocent magazines, until...the Accident. 	 	Kitchen of Foul Repute 	 	7
 	Ale-Stained T-Shirt 	Miscellaneous 	Nothing like beer-soaked sausages. Really enhances the flavor. 	 	Trash Can 	 	14
 	Alligutter Tears 	Miscellaneous 	He didn't seem very sad when he was attacking you. You're pretty sure the whole thing was a croc. 	 	Gutters 	 	1
 	Ancient Video Game Cartridge 	Miscellaneous 	This game blows. 	 	townshire Junkyard 	 	8
 	Angle Grinder 	Crafting Tool 	This thing can grind a girder at any angle - 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it. 31... 	 	The Bump 'N Grinder 	Pristine Sandalwood 	8
 	Angsty Heart of Pom 	Rare Crafting Resource 	This is totally, like, you know, a useful, um...like...heart. 	 	Kitchen of Foul Repute; Jumbo Juicer 	 	306
 	Animal Magnets 	Miscellaneous 	Huh, apparently charm has nothing to do with it. 	 	Trainwreck 	 	10
 	Armed and Operational Disco Ball 	Consumable 	That's no moon... 	Summons a sparkly disco ally. 	General Snackbar 	 	0
 	Aromatic Wood Chips 	Miscellaneous 	A good smoked Porkin requires the finest wood chips, which can't be found anywhere else but in Hauli Woods. 	 	Porkin Patch 	 	8
 	Ashen Tongue 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	Despite warnings, the former owner of this tongue couldn't be bothered to blow on their white-hot food. Let this be a lesson! 	 	 	 	103
 	Athletic Cup 	Miscellaneous 	You're not exactly sure how the previous owner used this...and honestly, you'd prefer to keep it that way. 	 	Hallways (dodgebrawler)Gas Pump Station (Power Player) 	 	14
 	B 	Miscellaneous 	It's the letter B, dropped by the B-hemoth. There's a socket in the back, as though it can be placed somewhere... 	 	Bookshelves (B-hemoth) 	 	22
 	Bacta Bar 	Consumable 	All the healing without the need to submerge yourself in strange liquids for hours on end. Delicious and nutritious, Bacta Bars are made for the rebel on the go. 	Heals 100% health 	Formerly dropped in the Kitchen of Foul Repute after defeating the Dire Pudding - now replaced with Savory Meat Brick x2. 	 	10
 	Badger Claw 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	You'd think anyone could just walk down to the Badger Farm and pick up a dozen of these, but Elanthian Law states that it is illegal to harvest the claws from any badger, living or dead. Ivory's fine, though. 	 	 	 	103
 	Bad Apple Stem 	Quest item 	One can only assume that the Apple's attitude...stems...from its upbringing. 	 	Jumbo Juicer (Bad Apple) 	Puree'wa Offering 	
 	Bag O' Candy 	Quest item 	It's like Halloween, but for festive meats! 	 	Prize Shoppe 	Porkin and Candy 	1
 	Banana Phone 	Miscellaneous 	"Hey can you hold on a minute? I've got a call on another vine. 	Used to get achievement "Hello Clarice" 	Jumbo Juicer (Bananibal Lecter released) 	 	
 	Banana Phone Peel 	Miscellaneous 	Cellular, modular, interactive-odular! 	 	Jumbo Juicer (Bananibal Lecter) 	 	10
 	Bedbug Lint 	Quest Item 	There are over five hundred and sixty-seven crevices in your average bedbug. Lint is just one of the things that collects in them. 	
Requested by Handsy.
Can be used for Static-O-Meter. 	Bed Bugs 	 	3
File:Bedbug Love Note.PNG 	Bedbug Love Note 	Consumable 	'Dear Swedish Twins, Would you be our sweethearts? -The Fraternal Twins, Stefan and Blech' 	
Activation: Bedbug Swoon; replaced with Love Potion after use
Can be used as paper for Handsy 	Bed Bugs 	 	40
 	Beef Shank 	Quest Item 	Cannibalism? You bet. 	 	Trash Can 	 	
 	Bendable Wire 	Quest Item 	 	 	Camp Site 	Monkey Suit 	
 	Bikini Bottoms 	Miscellaneous 	It's a little risque, but that's atoll you have to pay for fashionable knickers. 	 	No. 2 Deck (Spongeblobs) 	 	5
 	Bizarro Bits 	Quest Item 	Breaking this guy down doesn't really lessen the overall bizarro factor. 	 	Vehicular Ability Generator (Bizarro Superfruit) 	Puree'wa Offering 	
 	Bloody Marey 	Consumable 	Bloody Marey, she's so contrary 	Grants the using character increased Loathing and Zip for fifteen adventures. 	 	 	2
 	Blue Salamander Corpse 	Miscellaneous 	So I heard you like reptile carcass? 	 	Lol Catacombs (Carnivorous Cake) 	 	1
 	Blue Star Duck 	Miscellaneous 	What the heck was this doing in there? This looks a piece of old-timey Carnival paraphernalia. Surely someone around here is into that sort of stuff. 	The Scalper will reward 500 Generi-Tickets 	Bobbin For Sausages 	 	
 	Blurry UFO photo 	Miscellaneous 	Maybe UFOs are just blurry? Ever think of that? 	 	Crop Circle (Down-Home Country Alien) 	 	17
 	Boiler Valve Handle 	Quest Item 	What do you suppose is the half-life is of something like this? Can you believe it was just sitting here, left for dead? I'm here all week folks! 	Used to operate boiler 	Boiler Pit: Just Right (Dusting dusty Dust Bunny) 	 	N/A
 	Bottle of BBQ Sauce 	Crafting Resource 	The zesty, spicy sauce that completes any Porkin meal. 	 	Porkin Patch (Pigasus) 	L7 U2 V8 	8
File:Bottle of Glue.PNG 	Bottle of Glue 	Crafting Resource 	Good for getting into sticky situations, as though you needed help with that. 	 	 	Sticky Bowling Shoes 	1
 	Bottle of Liquid Fire 	 	Nothing about this makes any sense at all. 	Used to thaw Herb McCleavagin in "Bringing Home the Bacon" quest 	Admiral Snackbar 	 	100
 	Bottomless pits 	Miscellaneous 	Have you ever seen a cherry pit without a bottom? Makes you wonder how it stays upright. 	 	Noodly Grove 	 	
 	Bow Tie 	Miscellaneous 	Why do people constantly try forcing primates to wear these? Because it's adorable, that's why. 	 	Damned Dirty Apes (Monkeys) 	 	21
 	Bowler Hat 	Quest Item 	I didn't know bowlers even wore hats! 	 	Goon'ter (Damned Dirty Apes)/Crop Circles (Jabba Job) 	Tin Gel Hat 	8
 	Bowling Shoes 	Quest Item 	You know you've always secretly wanted to take a pair of these home. Looks like someone did!
The soles are so slick, they're useless as a fashion statement, but with a little work, they might server some other purpose... 	 	Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube 	Sticky Bowling Shoes 	3
 	Boxy Shorts 	 	 	 	No. 2 Deck (Spongeblobs) 	 	5
 	Box of Toothpicks 	Quest Item 	 	 	Trailer Park (Rambi, The Butters) 	Pre-Game Fruit Tray 	
 	Brain Feed 	Miscellaneous 	Designed for the special dietary needs for growing zombies. 	 	Bean Field 	 	15
 	Brass Ball Bearings 	Miscellaneous 	Adding insult to injury. 	 	townshire Junkyard 	 	12
 	Bread Bowl 	Miscellaneous 	Wear it as a hat! Keep your keys in it! Fill it with hot soup! Or the blood of your enemies! The uses are endless! 	 	Pantry of Ill Omen 	 	5
 	Brick o' Flak 	Quest Item 	Bits of Jagged Metal, Now in handy rectangular form! 	 	Mechanical Animals (Train Wreck) 	 	N/A
 	Broken Calculator 	Quest Item 	There seems to be a ... problem with this calculator. 	Used to claim ABM bounty. 	Boiler Pit (Alpha Werewolf) 	 	8
 	Broken Visor 	??? 	Repairing it would take fifteen years and a team of a hundred. 	??? 	Stolen (BBF action) from KittKat 	 	1
 	Bulwark of the Dungeoner 	Miscellaneous 	The ultimate defense against both omnipotent super boss and plague rat alike. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	 	14
 	Bundle of Aspearagus 	Miscellaneous 	This would make great ammunition for the Fruitillery Cannon. 	 	Vehicular Mobility Generators (Ghoulconut) 	 	1
 	Bunny Dust 	Miscellaneous 	Squeeze a dust bunny, and this is what comes shooting out of its...nose. Yes. Nose. 	 	Boiler Pit: Just Right (Dusting dusty Dust Bunny) 	Unknown recipe 	8
 	Butcher Knife (For Adults Only!) 	Quest Item 	To clarify, it's only for adults because of its handle size. The handle on the Children's Butcher Knife is much smaller. 	 	Prize Shoppe (100 Tickets) 	Porkin and Knife 	
 	C 	Miscellaneous 	It's the letter C, dropped by the C-Serpent. There's a socket in the back, as though it can be placed somewhere... 	 	Bookshelves (C-Serpent) 	 	22
 	Canister of Coolant 	Quest Item 	Cool your jets! Cool your engines! ...Cool other things besides jets and engines! It's Coolant! A McGuffin Industries product. 	 	Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails (Cool-ant) 	 	
 	Carnivorous Pear 	Consumable 	You don't know real terror until you've confronted a gigantic carnivorous pear face-to-face. Lucky for you, this one's not quite that size... yet. 	Activation: Pear Nibbling. Effect: Unleash the blind rage of the Carnivorous Pear! 	The SS Deckjoe (Hollow Deck) 	 	10
 	Cat's Note 	 	'I've been watching you ever since you arrived in our town. Brian means well,so you'll have to forgive him for the whole prison thing. This vial contains a strongsedative that should knock ol' Barney out. Just pour some on a cloth of some kind andhold it over his nose for a few seconds. I'll be in touch again.'-MF 	 	 	1 	
 	Chain Mail 	Miscellaneous 	[FWD:][FWD:][FWD:][FWD:][FWD:]Did you get that equipment I sent you? 	 	Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In! 	 	8
 	Chatty Skull 	Quest Item 	It thinks it's still alive. 	 	 	 	
 	Cheap Energy Candy 	Consumable 	It's probably minty. You like mintiness, don't you? 	Recover 7-12 power. 	 	 	2
 	Cheap Machete 	Quest Item 	What do hockey-loving psychopaths, army surplus stores, and boy scouts have in common? No really, what? It's an honest question. 	
May be used to remove Weakened Monkey Wrench's arm for Gepedo quest. 	Boiler Pit (Kreddy Frueger) 	 	3
 	Chewed-up Brains 	Miscellaneous 	Nauseous yet? 	 	Pleasanton (Zombies) 	 	15
 	Chimera Extract 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	You'll sleep better if I don't tell you how they collect this. 	 	Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails (Cool-Ant); Bookshelves (D-mon) 	 	103
 	Class Schedule 	Miscellaneous 	1st Period: Brains 2nd Period: Brains; 3rd Period: Lunch?! 	 	Plesanton HS (Lunchlady... Of the Damned) 	 	15
 	Clustered Fragments of the Harubrik's Staff	Crafting Resource? 	Three splintered fragments from the legendary Harubrik's Staff. Man, there are probably a lot of these. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	Harubrik's Staff? 	14
 	Commemorative Stein 	Miscellaneous 	Yeah, this doesn't cheapen the memory at all. 	 	Sausage Festival Trash Can 	 	14
 	Composed Pertinacious-D 	Rare Crafting Resource 	
This is the greatest and best item in the world.
... tribute. 	 	Bookshelves (Y-vern) 	 	306
File:Concerning Pebble.PNG	Concerning Pebble 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	Don't you dare call it a Worry Stone—not if you value your life. 	 	 	 	103
 	Contemporary Pop 	Crafting Resource 	Sure, it's bland and tastes just like everything else out there right now, but it's still good for a lil energy in a pinch. 	Recovers 20-39 Power on activation 	Bed Bugs, Sewers 	L7 U2 V8 	20
 	Convicted Wifebeater 	Miscellaneous 	Congratulations! You have stopped a convicted wifebeater simply by stuffing it into your backpack. Don't you feel good, hero? 	 	Kitchen of Foul Repute 	 	7
 	Cool Beans 	Quest Item 	 	 	Bean Fields (Beanstalks) 	 	
 	Coping with Zombie-ism Pamphlet 	Miscellaneous 	The five stages of dealing with undeath. Three of them are 'Eat Brains.' 	 	Pleasanton (Zombies) 	 	15
 	Corn Pwn 	Miscellaneous 	Corn's not gonna pwn itself, n00b. 	 	Crop Circles 	 	17
 	Cracked Krab Klaw 	Miscellaneous 	Waiter, my Krab Klaw has a huge ass crack in it! 	 	Fore Deck (Krabs) 	 	3
 	Creepy Goo Goo Doll 	Crafting Resource 	I'm not sure if it's better or worse as just the head, but I still can't sleep. 	 	Goo Goo Body + Creepy Doll Head 	Goo Goo Doll 	60
 	Creepy Dust 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	You know when you walk into an abandoned building/crypt/parent's basement and everything's covered in dust? Yeap. That dust. 	 	 	 	103
 	Crusty Frylets 	Quest Item 	Resembling petrified wood more than a fry, these nasty little buggers are better used as nails...or maybe has tents stakes for really small tents. You certainly wouldn't want to eat them, though. 	Can be used as a disgusting food in Nutrition Suspicion. 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Sentient Laserfries) 	 	
8
 	Cultured Yeast 	Miscellaneous 	Oh, yes. This yeast has culture. It oozes culture. It has culture to burn. 	 	 	 	5
 	D 	Miscellaneous 	It's the letter D, dropped by the D-mon. There's a socket in the back, as though it can be placed somewhere... 	 	Bookshelves (D-Mon) 	 	22
 	De-Puft Marshmallow Man 	Miscellaneous 	What did you do Ray?! 	 	Top Chef 	 	26
 	Depressing Poetry 	Miscellaneous 	The only thing sadder than this poetry would be drowning puppies, and it would have to be a lot of them. 	 	Pleasanton HS (Emomancer) 	 	7
 	Detention Slip 	Consumable 	I'll see you after school. You know what you did. 	Fill an opponent with the dread of impending detention. 	Junior Locker 	 	1000
 	Diminutive Eyepatch 	Miscellaneous 	A diminutive eyepatch for a diminutive eye. Not yours. 	 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	 	3
 	Disconcerting Magic 8 Ball 	Miscellaneous 	Ask again later...if you can. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	 	1
 	Dog-less Dog Collar 	Miscellaneous 	Everything you could ever want from a dog collar. And yes, that includes the dog. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	 	1
 	Doused Torchlight 	Miscellaneous 	Its flame once burned brightly, but now...sigh. Tragic. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	 	3
 	Dragon Dandruff 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	The guy who actually acquires these passes them off as dragon scales. He's also a compulsive liar. 	 	Bookshelves (Dire-E) 	 	103
 	Droplet of the Headmaster's Bath Water 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	Do we really have to tell you why this is so coveted by collectors everywhere? 	 	 	 	103
 	Dry Whetstone 	Miscellaneous 	That's right, it's been sober for years now. 	 	The Camp Site (Pleatherface) 	 	19
 	E 	Miscellaneous 	It's the letter E, dropped by the Dire-E. There's a socket in the back, as though it can be placed somewhere... 	 	Bookshelves (Dire-E) 	 	22
 	Easytogetium 	Rare, Level 3 Crafting Resource 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents. 	 	 	 	360
 	Essence of BOOM 	Miscellaneous 	Handle with care, unless you've found that second hand of yours to be overrated. 	 	Asplode Hall (Booms) 	 	26
 	Elanthia's Own Pixie Juice 	Consumable 	Guaranteed fresh. Never from concentrate. Where does your pixie juice come from? (Now with extra pulp.) 	Recovers 28-39 Power and 218-726 Health. 	 	 	410
 	Eldritch Cheddar 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	Have you ever seen a wedge of cheese seethe with an eerie power? No? Check that one off the list, then. 	 	 	 	103
 	Empty Picture Frame 	Miscellaneous 	 	 	Sewers 	 	
 	Exposed Bone Shards 	Quest Item 	Now honestly, you're just asking to put an eye out, minus the fact that you have none. 	 	Pleasanton (Zombies) 	 	N/A
 	Extra-Fried Pork Rinds 	Crafting resource 	Normal pork rinds are bad enough, but these have spent an extra minute and a half in the fryer. Which means they'll make your cholesterol go from 0 to 130 in about three bites. 	 	Porkin Patch (Run of the Mill Porkin) 	 	
 	Excessive Ribcage 	Miscellaneous 	After seeing these, a smart person might consider opening a Kitty Back Ribs in townshire, provided they could herd cats. 	 	LOL Catacombs 	 	1
 	Fair-e 	Quest Item 	Time to bottle this little guy up before he spoils. And don't forget the air holes this time! 	 	Learning Center (L-ph) 	 	
 	Fallingfromtheskyium 	Rare, Level 6 Crafting Resource 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents. 	 	Vehicular Mobility Generators (Ghoulconut) 	 	690
 	Fashionable Zipper 	Quest Item 	Exactly just how fashionable are we talking here? Like family restaurant attire, or is this something I can impress the in-laws with? 	 	Rot Topic (Zom and Bee) 	 	17
 	Filthy Pillow 	Miscellaneous 	The tag says 'hypoallergenic,' but the tag clearly lies. 	 	Beg Bugs 	 	5
 	Fizzy Bits Candy 	Crafting Resource 	It's like a party! For your face! 	 	Skool supplies 	 	35
 	Fizzy Soda Bomb 	Miscellaneous 	This is exactly the sort of thing you aren't supposed to do with food. 	 	Crafted item 	 	1
 	Foreign Eye 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	Coming soon: the iForeign Eye. Make the whole world blind! 	 	Hollow Deck (Boston Cream Pierat); Kitchen of Foul Repute; The Bump 'N Grinder 	 	103
 	Fragment of Harubrik's Staff 	Crafting Resource? 	A splintered fragment from the legendary Harubrik's STaff. Man, there are probably a lot of these. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	Harubrik's Staff? 	8
 	Free Sample 	Miscellaneous 	What do we have here? Sweet and sour brains? Pass. 	 	Pleasanton 	 	15
 	Fruit Peeler 	Quest Item 	In the Bread Basket you must present 3 forms of ID and have a permit in order to carry a concealed peeler. 	 	Pasta Orchards 	 	
 	Fruit Smoothie 	Quest Item 	Though technically a form of cannibalism to the fruits of the Bread Basket, that does not detract from its deliciousness. 	 	Pasta Orchards 	 	10
 	Function 	Miscellaneous 	So that's what it is. 	 	The Mangles 	 	11
 	Fungills 	Miscellaneous 	Mushrooms with fungills not only know how to have a good time, they know how to have it while underwater. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Big Black Mushroom) 	 	4
 	Funky Cheese 	Crafting Resource 	This cheese claims to know how to get down, but mostly it just knows how to get funky. 	Quest item
Can be used as a disgusting food in Nutrition Suspicion. 	Hollow Deck (Pierats); Kitchen of Foul Repute (Milkshake of Indeterminate Flavor) 	 	1
 	Funnel Cake 	Miscellaneous 	A favorite among the sausage children. 	 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Dire Pudding)/Trash Can 	 	14
 	Fur-Covered Gear 	Quest item 	That stuff really does get everywhere. 	Quest item 	Curiously Quiet Thicket (Poacher) 	 	19
 	Fur-Covered Pastry 	Crafting Resource 	Some people like cheddar on their pie. Some people like ice cream. Some people like fur. Hey man. Don't judge. 	 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	Monkey Suit 	1
 	Fuse-d Stem 	Quest Item 	Rather convenient that this stem resembles a fuse for this one quest, wouldn't you say? 	 	Fruits (Pasta Orchards) 	 	N/A
 	G 	Miscellaneous 	It's the letter G, dropped by the G-nie. There's a socket in the back, as though it can be placed somewhere... 	 	Bookshelves (G-nie) 	 	22
 	Gas Can 	Quest Item 	Sweet! Now if only anything in Elanthia run on gasoline... 	 	Gas Pump Station 	 	15
 	Gelatin Key 	Miscellaneous 	It's like a skeleton key...only jigglier. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	 	1
 	Gelatin Pops 	Consumable 	How many licks does it take to get to the gelatin pop centre of a Harubrik's Cube? F.U. may never know. Its one of the most delicious treats ever made from a horse's foot! 	Increases your resistance to Ice Ice Damage by 50% for 3 adventures. 	Popsicle Stick put in Frozen Harubrik's Cube (Boiler Pit: Cold) 	 	10
 	Gelatin-flavored Cheese 	Miscellaneous 	This tastes really good on whipped cream-flavored crackers. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	 	3
 	Gem-encrusted Spoon 	Miscellaneous 	A magical spoon capable of allowing its wearer to eat twice his or her body weight in a single bite. Such a power cannot be contained, however. The more you make use of this enchanted utensil, the more volatile it will become, risking certain devastation. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	 	8
 	Generi-Ticket 	Miscellaneous 	An all-purpose ticket with a plethora of uses all over Elanthia. Many tickets use these tickets in lieu of Fubars or other items, so it's a good idea to stock up whenever you can! 	Can be traded for Sausage Festival prizes. 	Sausage Festival 	 	1
 	Ghostly Spleen 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	What is this even haunting? 	 	 	 	103
 	Ginormous Meatball 	Crafting Resource 	It looks like it's been sitting on top of spaghetti. All covered with cheese. 	Used in Meat Puppet recipe 	 	Meat Puppet 	7
 	Givenawayium 	Rare, Level 7 Crafting Resource 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents 	 	Devilish Drive-Thru (crafting reward) 	 	900
 	Glass of Denture Cleaner 	Crafting Resource 	True clean for false teeth. 	Quest Item 	Trailer Park (Cheeky Cherub) 	Haunted Dentures 	1
 	Glass of Milk 	Crafting Resource 	The Docktopus recommends drinking two to four glasses every day. He likes you kids big and strong! 	 	Hollow Deck (Pierats); Kitchen of Foul Repute (Milkshake of Indeterminate Flavor) 	 	1
 	Gleeshroom 	Miscellaneous 	This mushroom looks incredibly pleased, relative to most other mushrooms you've seen. you should put it in a stew and teach it a lesson. 	 	Fore Deck (Krabs) 	 	3
 	Glob O' Drill Oil 	Miscellaneous 	Guaranteed to keep 'em spinning for 2,000 killings or 3 months, whichever comes first. 	 	 	 	22
 	Goo Goo Doll 	Miscellaneous 	At least it has a body. 	De-constructable 	Q-pod 	 	20
 	Gooey Seeds 	Miscellaneous 	Speed Seed Spitting is the fastest growing sport in Elanthia. However most competitors are immediately disqualified upon attempting to pronounce the sport while eating. 	Can be used to gunk up the Vehicular Mobility Generators in the Pulp Faction quests. 	 	 	10
 	Googly Eyes 	Crafting Resource 	It is a well known fact that googly eyes make everything better. 	Can be handed to Handsy 	Boiler Pit: Just Right (Dusting dusty Dust Bunny); No. 2 Deck (Spongeblobs) 	Monkey Suit 	5
 	Goopy Short Sword 	Miscellaneous 	If you think this one's gross, wait until you see the Long Sword! 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	 	3
 	Grade A Porkin Meat 	Crafting Resource 	The finest porkin meat available on the market. You can craft it with all sorts of things to intensify its flavor. For example, wigs and candy both come to mind. 	
Used to craft Sausage Festival employee items and Meat Puppet pet. 	Porkin Patch (USDA Choice Porkin) 	
Meat Puppet
Sausage Festival Employees	
 	Greasy Pomade 	Miscellaneous 	The pleasing aroma is half the point! 	 	Sewers; Kitchen of Foul Repute (Ancient Grease) 	 	1
 	Gristle Nugget 	Miscellaneous 	While technically still food, you're fairly sure you'd never be convinced to chew this up, even with someone else's mouth. 	 	 	 	7
 	Ground Coffee 	Crafting Resource 	Ground, as in 'run through a grinder.' Although, to be fair, you did find it on the ground. 	 	Bump N'Grinder 	Half Double Decaffeinated Half-Caf	8
 	Grumpy Vapor 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	If you were forced to live in a small corked bottle, you wouldn't be all rainbows and sunshine, either. 	 	
Bookshelves (C-Serpent)
Bean Stalkers (Bean Field) 	 	103
 	Gym Sock 	Miscellaneous 	This might have been made of 100% cotton once, but that's been at least 20% displaced by all the sweat and stink it's absorbed. At least, that's how we think the math works. 	Can be used to create static in static-o-meter (warden cliff) 	SS Deckjoke 	 	1
 	Half Double Decaffeinated Half-Caf 	Consumable 	The twist of lemon is what gives it that perfect amount of zing! Drink one of these and you'll have enough energy to rollerskate through a museum! 	Recover 44-60 Power 	 	 	410
 	Half-Digested Foot 	Miscellaneous 	Mmmm. The toes are the best part, you know. Eat 'em with jam. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube) 	 	7
 	Half-Eaten Carrot 	Quest Item 	Now that's a real shame when folks throw away a perfectly good half-eaten carrot. 	Can be used as a disgusting food in Nutrition Suspicion. 	Boiler Pit: Hot (Fiery Pixie Dust Bunny) 	 	8
 	Half-Eaten Bun 	Quest Item 	The buns are round but the festival attendees are square... 	Can be used as a disgusting food in Nutrition Suspicion. 	Trash Can 	 	14
 	Half-Eaten Cheezburger 	Quest Item 	Apparently, you can, indeed, has cheezburger. Well, half of one, at least. 	Can be used as a disgusting food in Nutrition Suspicion. 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Ancient Grease) 	 	1
 	Happy Mushroom 	Miscellaneous 	You really should wipe that shitake eating grin off your face when you look at this poor guy! It scares him! 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Big Black Mushroom); Warp Zone 	 	8
 	Hardened Abracadabacus 	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	The precursor to the Abracadabbing Machine. 	 	 	 	306
 	Hardened Heart of Pom 	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	This is totally, like, you know, a useful, um...like...heart. 	 	 	 	306
 	Headpiece of the Harubrik's Staff 	Crafting Resource? 	Without the base of a staff to complete the ensemble, this thing is really only useful as a paper weight. A really magical paper weight. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	Harubrik's Staff? 	17
 	Health-eclair 	Consumable 	Somehow, the Top Chef has managed to make a cream-filled pastry that isn't just good, it's good for you, too! 	Heals 21-62 health. 	Boiler Pit 	 	20
 	Heap o' Femurs 	Miscellaneous 	I've seen a lot of femurs in my life and...that's a lot more. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Infinite Skeleton Legions) 	 	5
 	Heart of Pom 	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	This is totally, like, you know, a useful, um...like...heart. 	 	 	 	306
 	Hobo Code 	Miscellaneous 	This scrap of paper was left behind by the inebriated ogre in the A&Q Tavern. He was most assuredly a hobo, and this appears to be some sort of code. Ergo, it must be hobo code! The question is where in Elanthia might you need this? 	Having the Hobo Code in your inventory while adventuring in 'The Mangle' lets you encounter and obtain the 'Tickle-Me-Hobo' pet.	Found after waking up the Inebriated Ogre at the A&Q Tavern 	 	1
 	Horrifying Sandwich 	Quest Item 	You were probably expecting some brain-sandwich joke here, but you won't get it. It's just a gas station sandwich. 	Can be used as a disgusting food in Nutrition Suspicion. 	Full-Service Gas Station (Mother Trucker) 	 	15
 	Huge Melons 	Crafting Resource 	"Did you see that Cheermonger over there?" "Yeah, dude, she has huge melons!" 	Quest item for Cheermonger; recipe item for Knights of Gouda 	Jumbo Juicer (Bizarro Superfruit) 	 	
 	Humongous Soda 	Miscellaneous 	 	 	Full Service Gas Station 	 	
 	Ice Tray Full O' Ice 	Crafting Resource 	As opposed to an ice tray full of say, flesh-eating piranhas. 	Quest Item for Slackninja and Emomancer; recipe item for Knights of Gouda 	Boiler Pit: Cold; Meat Freezer (Icy Tea); Noodly Grove (Icy Tea) 	 	
 	Inane Babbles by The Undeadmaster 	Miscellaneous 	The mad scribbles of a man masquerading as a zombie that talks through sock puppets. Highlights include: '...the Slayground is the key, oh yes, that's where the power lies!' 'townshire's Mayor is missing! Cheese is a plant! Really? Not literally!' '...Cornucopia, Faunted Crest, and Soul Whistle are the first of the three...'	 	An Open Grave after completing Undeadmaster's third quest. 	 	2
 	Instant Gelatin Powerder 	Miscellaneous 	By the time you finish reading this, you could have made seventeen batches of Gelatin. Think about that. (Nineteen now, haha.) 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	 	8
 	Intricately Folded Note 	Quest Item 	It would've been cool to know what this says, if not for its labyrinthine creases. 	
Can be used as paper for Handsy 	Hallways (Maledictorian, Emomancer) 	 	21
 	Intuitive Beefcake 	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	Beefcake! BEEEEEFCAAAAAKE! 	 	 	 	306
 	Intuitive Heart of Pom 	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	This is totally, like, you know, a useful, um...like...heart. 	 	The Boomlab in Asplode Hall(Wild Boom) 	 	306
 	Junior Combination Piece 	Crafting Resource 	This appears to be half of a combination for a Junior's locker. Don't ask how we know that. Just go with it. 	 	Hallways (Slater Kapowski) 	Junior Combination 	
 	Knockout Juice 	 	A vial of 100%, fresh-squeezed Knockout Juice! Helpful for any inconvenient-yet-within-reach guards you might need out of commission. 	 	 	 	1
 	Knockout Rug 	 	A rag soaked in Knockout Juice! Aim away from (your own) face. 	 	 	 	
 	Krooked Krab Leg 	Miscellaneous 	This krooked krab leg has many uses. For one, you could hang your keys on it. Or use it to pull a Vauderville actor off stage. I think two examples is enough. 	 	Fore Deck (Krabs) 	 	3
 	Krossed Krab Eyestalks 	Miscellaneous 	You just know this krab's krabmother warned him that his eyes would stick this way. But did he listen? Did he? I think you can see that clearly he did not. 	 	Fore Deck (Krabs) 	 	3
 	Krusty Karapace 	Miscellaneous 	You could say the krab that formerly wore this karapace no longer needed it. Or you could say you ripped it off its cold, dead back. Either way. 	 	Fore Deck (Krab King) 	 	2
 	L 	Miscellaneous 	It's the letter L, dropped by the L-ph. There's a socket in the back, as though it can be placed somewhere... 	 	Bookshelves (L-ph) 	 	22
 	L7 U2 V8 	Consumable 	Fresh from our farm where the streets have no name, it'll really fuel your fire. It's better than the real thing! (Contains absolutely no UB40 and Zero 7.) 	Recovers 32-51 Power 	Penne Pines; Jumbo Juicer (Bananibal Lecter) 	 	130
 	Lanolin 	 	Like sheep's wool. 	 	 	 	15
 	Large Empty Bag 	Miscellaneous 	Its uses are endless (*Not a toy) 	Is used to collect "movement" by Dog Breathwing in Crop Circles 	townshire Junkyard (Abstract Metal Sculpture) 	 	1
 	Leather Straps 	Miscellaneous 	These utilitarian straps have dozens of uses around the dorm! Tie up your books! Tie up your curtains! Tie up your roomma...curtains! 	 	The Camp Site (Headless Horsehack) 	 	1
 	Lemon 	Miscellaneous 	Get a couple more of these together with some Jenga and you've got yourself a party: a lemon party, if you will. 	 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Lemon-Lime Slime) 	 	7
 	Lethargic Abracadabacus 	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	The precursor to the Abracadadding Machine. 	 	Porkin Patch (Run of the Mill Porkin) 	 	
 	Lethargic Emo Poemo 	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	This one's called 'Blackened Spiral of Torment.' Wait, where's everyone going? 	 	 	 	306
 	Lethargic Pertinacious-D 	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	This is the greatest and best item in the world. ...tribute. 	 	 	 	306
 	Letter scale 	Miscellaneous 	Not so much used to calculate postage, as it is to creep out your sister. 	 	Bookshelf 	 	22
 	Likeable Beefcake 	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	Beefcake! BEEEEEFCAAAAAKE! 	 	The Pantry of Ill Omen 	 	306
 	LL Cool Aid 	Consumable 	Mama said drink this up! Zero calories, so it's guaranteed not to give you a big ol' butt. 	Recover 56-72 Power 	Reward for completing quest 'To the left! To the left!' 	 	4720
 	Lonesome Banana 	Quest Item 	Is there anything more depressing? No seriously, I'm asking. Sick kittens come to mind. 	 	Monkey Town (Mechanical and Non-Mechanical Monkeys) 	 	21
 	Looooooong Cat Hair Ball 	Miscellaneous 	You don't want to be around when these things are being coughed up. Trust me. 	 	LoL Catacombs (Looooooong Cat) 	 	1
 	Loose Leaf Paper 	Miscellaneous 	College Ruled! 	Can be used as paper for Handsy 	Fore Deck (Krabs); No.2 Deck (Spongeblobs); Hollow Deck (Pierats); Diabolic Dungeons; Bookshelves (Dire-E) 	 	1
 	Loose Screws 	Miscellaneous 	Deranged or just poorly constructed? You decide. 	 	Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails 	 	19
 	Lost Rivet 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	Once used to construct a massive watch tower in a far-off land, now mainly used as centerpieces in Elanthian kitchens 	 	Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails 	 	103
 	Love Potion 	Miscellaneous 	Who are you to stand in the way of love, regardless of how artificial and chemically induced it might be? 	 	Use Bedbug Love Note on Swedish Twin Bedbugs 	 	5
 	Mandible 	Miscellaneous 	Quite a display of mandibular fortitude 	 	Deconstructed from Mound of Mandibles 	 	1
 	Marauder's Nonplanar Graph 	Miscellaneous 	The only thing this will lead you to is a non-existent social life. 	 	Rot Topic (Mathemagician) 	 	14
 	Marshmallow Cheep 	Quest Item 	Small, messy, fluorescent. You can almost tell how stale it is just by looking at them. 	 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Marshmallow Creep) 	 	1
 	Meaty Krab Klaw 	Miscellaneous 	Thick and meaty, just like mom used to make! 	 	Fore Deck (Krab King) 	 	3
 	Metallic Casing 	Crafting Resource 	Why, think of all the wondrous things you could put in here! Go on! Think! 	 	townshire Junkyard (Iron Munchkin, Flat Albert) 	Practically Unstoppable Force 	8
 	Mini-Grabber 	Quest Item 	Handy for those too lazy to pick things up with, let's say, your hands. Not particularly sturdy though. 	
Use it to reach boiler handle 	Fore Deck (Krabs) 	 	1
 	Mithril Duct Tape 	Crafting Tool 	Riddle me this: tape made of Mithril for duct repair, or tape for repairing Mithril ducts? Or did I just blow your mind?! 	 	Given by Ervin the Nervous Farmhand. 	 	0
 	Mithril Funnel of Krag'duramas 	Crafting Tool 	Despite its epic origins, it's just a funnel. OR IS IT? 	 	Given by Jamie "Savage" Adams. 	 	3
 	Moldy Keyboard 	Miscellaneous 	This was probably used to play off the coolest cats in the Catacombs 	 	LOL Catacombs 	 	1
 	Moongrass 	Quest Item 	Someone got a little carried away mowing this stuff. 	 	Crop Circles (Aliens) 	 	21
 	Moreless 	Miscellaneous 	Best when deep fried, to maximize your empty calories. 	 	Diabolic Dungeon (Big Black Mushroom) 	 	8
 	Mound of Dirt 	Crafting Resource 	This is good soil. Rich soil. Not rich lick money and real estate, but rich like...earthworms. And other things. 	Quest Item 	Diabolic Dungeon (Big Black Mushroom, Surprisingly Few Goat-Headed Freaks, Endless Zombie Horde, Infinite Skeleton Legions)	 	8
 	Mr. Dead's Mr. Blood 	Crafting Resource 	Horse blood is the second-rarest type of blood in Elthania, which is why they're giving out four-sleeved tee shirts down at the Nurse's Office. 	Quest Item for Emomancer 	Bean Fields (Mr. Dead) 	 	
 	Mysterious Jerky Wrapper 	Quest Item 	A seemingly random piece of trash, though the Phantom seems to have a great interest in it. 	 	Trash Can 	 	
 	Nether-Tree Seeds 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	Rumor has it that a Nether-Tree's never actually been seen and that the guy hawking these is playing all of Elanthia for chumps. 	 	 	 	103
 	No-Leafed Clover 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	So is this thing, like, unlucky to carry around, or...? 	 	Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails(Hydraulic Hyena) 	 	103
 	O 	Miscellaneous 	It's the letter O, dropped by the O-grr. There's a socket on the back, as though it can be placed somewhere... 	 	Learning Center (O-grr) 	 	22
 	Once-Magical Etchings 	Miscellaneous 	It appears as though these came from a once-magical wizard, who wrote them using a once-magical dry erase marker. Man old stuff sucks. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	 	5
 	One Sock 	Miscellaneous 	A lone sock, roaming the world without its mate. How sad. 	Can be used to create static in static-o-meter (warden cliff) 	Diabolic Dungeons (Infinite Skeleton Legions) or James Pond 	 	
 	Oodle of Noodles 	Consumable 	Good for healing what ails ya, assuming what ails you can be cured with an oodle of noodles. 	Heal 116-289 health. 	Penne Pines 	 	130
 	Ordinary Chocolate Bar 	Crafting Resource 	No really, we mean it. 	 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) or Admiral Snackbar's 	 	8
 	Paintbrush 	Miscellaneous 	It's time you took a step up from using your fingers. Now, you can! 	 	 	 	1
 	Parsnip Juice 	Consumable 	We promise it's good for you. 	
Heal 30-40 health. 	 	Oodle of Noodles 	20
 	Partially Digested Straw Hat 	Miscellaneous 	Once belonged to the Entirely Digested Farmer. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	 	15
 	Partially Enruned Bread Crust 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	This was once part of a loaf of unimaginable power. 	 	Porkin Patch; Bump N' Grinder (Tony Faux Hawk) 	 	130
 	Peach Pierat Spice Tea 	Consumable 	Just the right mixture of herbs and spices combined with pureed peaches from only the most recently smooshed pierats results in this delightful healing and energizing tea. 	Recover 12-22 Power and 10-22 Health 	Fore Deck (Krabs [Rare]); Jumbo Juicer (Ghoulconut) 	 	20
 	Pelvis 	Miscellaneous 	What a silly name for a thing, pelvis. Pelvis pelvis pelvis. 	 	Deconstructed from Pile of Pelvises 	 	1
 	Piece o' Cap'n Cake 	Miscellaneous 	Captain Arrr's cake, made from his own secret recipe. A secret you can go to your grave happy for never knowing. 	 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	 	3
 	Pieces of Meat 	Crafting Resourse 	Hey it really does taste exactly like chicken. 	 	Lol Catacombs (Looooooong Cat) 	Catchew Chicken 	1
 	Pierat Cream 	Crafting Resource 	This is actually considered a delicacy by literally no one. 	 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	Health-Eclair 	1
 	Pierat Peaches 	Miscellaneous 	All that poor little pierat wanted to do was move out of the country with his peaches, in a can, put there by a man, and you had to come ruin everything. 	 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	 	3
 	Pierat Shortening 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	Mama's Little Baby appears less interested all of a sudden. 	 	 	 	103
 	Pierat Stomach 	Quest Item 	Filled with unspeakable bile. And graham crackers! 	 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	 	N/A
 	Pile o' Pelvises 	Crafting Resource 	Someone cracked a hip. Someone cracked a lot of hips. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Endless Zombie Horde) 	? 	5
 	Pina Ghoulada 	Miscellaneous 	...and getting caught in the rain? 	 	Vehicular Mobility Generators (Enemy) 	 	
 	Pinch of Dried Water 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	You'd think this would be more common, wouldn't you? 	 	Bookshelves (L-ph) 	 	103
 	Pixie Fruit 	Crafting Resource 	You thought we were just going to make juice out of actual pixies, didn't you? What kind of monsters do you think we are?! 	 	Camp Site 	Elanthia's Own Pixie Juice 	14
 	Plank of Wood 	Crafting Resource 	Sure it seems worthless now, but during the invasion of the Karate Master Centipedes, you couldn't find a plank of wood to save your LIFE. 	 	Mourning Wood (as a zombie) 	Sandalwood 	21
 	Pleasanton Baked Beans 	Miscellaneous 	The perfect compliment to BBQ, these baked beans have an alluring flavor of braaaains....I mean beans. 	 	Porkin Patch (Porklettes) 	 	8
 	Plunging Neckbone 	Crafting Resource 	Every year those exposed skeletons get more risqué. 	 	Hallways (Maledictorian) 	? 	15
 	Pointy Teeth 	Miscellaneous 	Almost as dangerous as rabbit teeth, you're sure death would still await you if you were to be on the wrong end of this! 	? 	1 	 	
 	Poisonberry 	Crafting Resource 	Oh, deadly, deadly poisonberry. You'd make such an awesome pie. Or cobbler. Or snobby liquor. Except for that whole 'poison' part. That's a bummer at parties. 	Eating it causes damage equal to 1% of max health. 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	 	
 	Poorly Sewn Scarf 	Consumable 	It's yarn. In the shape of a scarf. I guess. 	Increases your resistance to Ice Ice Damage by 50% for 1 adventure. 	Boiler Pit: Cold (Wanderer) 	 	10
 	Porkin Baster 	Miscellaneous 	There still seems to be a little juice left inside... 	 	Porkin Patch 	 	
 	Porkin Egg 	Miscellaneous 	The only thing weirder than this egg is knowing where it came from. 	 	Porkin Patch 	 	8
 	Porkin Fertilizer 	Miscellaneous 	The blend of garlic powder, cracked pepper, and olive oil create the perfect nourishment for growing Porkin. 	 	Porkin Patch 	 	
 	Porkin Shovel 	Quest Item 	You can't pluck Porkin without damaging their tenderness, so farmers have to root 'em out the ol' fashioned way. 	
Used in Handsy's quest 	Porkin Patch (Pigasus) 	 	8
 	Porkin Wodka 	Miscellaneous 	The Porkin are known for two things: eternal hatred of other sentient races, and wodka that causes blindness in schoolchildren. The School Nurse really digs this stuff. 	 	Porkin Patch 	 	7
 	Powdered Elephino Tusk 	Uncommon crafting resource 	'What kind of animal did you say it came from?' Never gets old. 	 	 	 	103
 	Practically Unstoppable Force 	Quest Item 	Warning: Aim away from face 	Can be used to blow open Yii Ol Mine 	Crafted Item 	 	30
 	Practicallyfreeium 	Rare, Level 5 Crafting Resource 	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents 	 	 	 	534
 	Prickly Potato 	Quest Item 	There's something weird about this potato. It's almost like it grew all these spikes to keep people from eating it. Pfft, like that's going to stop us. 	Can be used as a disgusting food in Nutrition Suspicion. 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Sentient Laserfries) 	 	1
 	Prison Rag 	 	What're you in for? Ineffectiveness at cleaning countertops? 	 	 	 	1
 	Pristine Sandalwood 	Quest Item 	Woodworkers everywhere would saw off their own feet for this 	 	Crafted from Sandalwood and Angle Grinder 	 	1
 	Pumpkin Cap 	Miscellaneous 	 	 	Noodly Grove 	 	10
 	Purple Julius 	Miscellaneous 	You can't help but notice it's an oddly brain-like purple. 	 	 	 	15
 	Quilted Carapace 	Miscellaneous 	Bits of other carapaces have been painstakingly sown together to make this precious piece of quiltwork. 	 	 	 	5
 	Rabbit Ears 	Miscellaneous 	It's possible these ears came from some rabbit child. It's possible 'hammer down' were the only words she knew. It's more likely that it just came from a regular ol' non-speaking rabbit... but it's possible. 	 	Boiler Room: All Temperature settings (Killer Rabbit) 	 	8
 	Rabbit Ribs 	Quest Item 	Grind its bones to make your rose. 	 	Boiler Room (Killer Dust Rabbit) 	 	
 	Razor-Sharp Elm Stick 	Quest Item 	Were you aware that someone could make a stick this sharp? Sharp enough to shave with? Sharp enough to cut the fog with? No, I bet you weren't. 	Can be used to remove Sickly Monkey Wrench's arm 	 	 	8
 	Red Checkered Blanket 	Crafting Resource 	Perfect for laying picnic stuff on. Or coloring black with markers. You know, either one. 	 	The Camp Site 	Black Checkered Flag 	17
 	Refactored Protractor 	Miscellaneous 	Someone decided that the regular old protractor wasn't good enough, so they went back to the drawing board. 	 	 	 	1
 	Rep Grinds 	Miscellaneous 	Who put these through the damn grinder?! And more importantly, what the @#$% is a rep?! 	 	Bump N'Grinder 	 	4
 	Roll of Quarters 	Miscellaneous 	Now you'll finally have an excuse when you're happy to see someone! 	 	Nostalgya 	 	22
 	Rope 	Quest Item 	A wise man once said: 'There's a rope.' And that's what you see here. A rope. 	
Used in Handsy's quest 	No. 2 Deck 	 	1
 	Rotten (to the) Core 	Quest Item 	Collected from fallen Pulp Faction soldiers. 	 	Jumbo Juicer 	 	
 	Rune Stone of the Dungeoner 	Trinket 	It's said that this stone grants it's owner with miraculous luck and good fortune, but only in the most threatening of encounters. It's also said that people who think rocks have magical powers belong in a ward of some sort, so to each his own. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	 	1625
 	Runic Doodles 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	Even mystic scribes get bored in class. 	 	 	 	103
 	Sandalwood 	Crafting Resource 	 	 	Crafted from 1/2 Off Sandal and Plank of Wood 	Pristine Sandalwood 	
 	Savory Gravory 	Crafting Resource 	Savory Gravory will make your family ravory and hurravory every dayvory. 	 	The Mangle (Laser Guided Leopard) 	Savory Meatbrick 	12
 	Savory Meatbrick 	Consumable 	Mmmm...a massive, chargrilled brick o' meat. Just what the cardiologist ordered. 	Heal 400-700 health. 	The Mangle (Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails); Reward(x2) after defeating Dire Pudding 	 	410
 	Scary Mask 	Crafting Resource 	His spirit and her voice, in one combined. 	 	Prize Shoppe (600 Generi-tickets) 	Porkin and Mask 	
 	Scrap o'Meat 	Crafting Resource 	Hey, even horrific cybernetic animal hybrids gotta eat! 	 	Curiously Quiet Thicket, Erroneous Position Relative To Trail 	Savory Meatbrick 	
 	Semi-Precious Amber Grits 	Miscellaneous 	These grits were kept warm under a very high-power Amber Lamp, don't you know. 	 	Mourning Wood (Zombie Whale) 	 	2500
 	Sea Pineapple 	Miscellaneous 	You ever hear the one about the sea pineapple diet? Nevermind. 	 	SS Deckjoke 	 	1
 	Shard of Carbonite 	Miscellaneous 	He's apparently just carrying these around in his pockets. 	 	Camp Site (Jabba Job) 	 	19
 	Shattered Ceiling Tile 	Miscellaneous 	You consider telling everyone the sky is falling, but you know better. 	 	LOLCatacombs (Manhole Cat) 	 	1
 	Skeletal Key 	Miscellaneous 	Not to be confused with a Skeleton Key, which would actually be useful. You've seen this sized keyhole somewhere though... 	Unlocks Sophomore Lockers (Pleasanton) 	Hallways (Any) 	 	1
 	Skeletal Remains 	Miscellaneous 	If I had red hair and solved murders, this would be the time where I dramatically put on my sunglasses and say something witty like 'Well Frank, looks like that's one closet missing its skeleton.' 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	 	5
 	Skull 	Miscellaneous 	Yeah, that's right. It's just a skull. It's not zany or wacky in any way at all. You have any idea how many items are in this game?! CUT ME SOME SLACK. 	 	Deconstructed from Stack of Skulls 	 	1
 	Slightly Bent Moonbeam 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	I knew a girl by that name, once. Free-spirited, if a bit daft. 	 	Captain Willy Jack - Slackninja; Orzo Oaks; Hollow Deck (Piece of Pierat); Porkin Patch (Run of the Mill Porkin) 	 	103
 	Slimy Ruler 	Miscellaneous 	Once, it was proudly used to measure things. Now...not so much. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube) 	 	7
 	Skirt Steak 	Miscellaneous 	This is the kind of skirt you need to take out to dinner first. Or eat for dinner, anyway. 	 	Trash Can 	 	14
 	Snapecall Whistle 	Miscellaneous 	A brief toot reveals that it sounds like 'angst and bitter'. 	 	 	 	1
 	Sparkle Lotion 	Consumable 	Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Lotion! Activation: Sparkle Lotion. Pledge your life to Sparkle Lotion! Or your child's life, whatever. 	Increases your resistance to sparkle damage by 50% for 3 turns 	Sophomore Locker 	 	
 	Sparkling White Glove 	Miscellaneous 	This is it. 	 	Adventure in Diabolic Dungeons as a Zombie until you get Endless Zombie Horde event 	 	12
 	Spencer's Gift 	Miscellaneous 	You don't have a clue who Spencer is, but he is all about some fart jokes. 	 	Pleasanton: Rot Topic (Weemo), Punk Zombie 	 	15
 	SPF 666 	Consumable 	Sunblock... FROM HELL. 	Increases your resistance to Hot Hot Heat Damage by 50% for 3 adventures. 	Boiler Pit: Hot (Wanderer) 	 	
 	Spoiled Lime Helmet 	Miscellaneous 	Tiny fruit makes surprisingly durable equipment. Mango elbow pads are already in development. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!) 	 	1
 	Spoiled Mayo 	Crafting Resource 	 	Can be used as a disgusting food in Nutrition Suspicion. 	Pantry of Ill Omen 	Wake-Up Juice 	
 	Spooky Flashlight 	Trinket 	Well, the flashlight isn't spooky itself... I guess it depends on how you use it... and where... 	Allows you to go down into the Janitor's Closet 	Adventure in the Diabolic Dungeon 	 	
 	Squeal-Proof Ear Buds 	Crafting Resource 	Have you ever had to endure the noise these things makes when they go ripe? I didn't think so. 	 	Porkin Patch (Run of the Mill Porkin) 	? 	
 	Stack o' Skulls 	Miscellaneous 	Who knew they could stack so neatly? Someone did. 	 	Diabolic Dungeons (Infinite Skeleton Legions) 	 	
 	Sticky Bowling Shoes 	Trinket 	While they're probably not appropriate for bowling anymore, they would almost let you walk up a wall. 	 	Crafted item 	 	20
 	Sticky Lolzipop 	Miscellaneous 	It looks like there is cat hair clinging to it. Ewww! 	 	Lol Catacombs (Sewer Walrus) 	 	1
 	Still-Frozen Dinner 	Consumable 	You gonna eat the brownie? 	Grants the using character increased Zip and Charm for fifteen adventures. 	Zip It Good! Quest Reward 	 	2
 	Stone Giant Skin Flake 	Uncommon crafting resource 	Give these guys a break, alright? Do you have any idea what the moisture levels are like 320 yards up in the sky? I didn't think so. 	 	Curiously Quiet Thicket 	 	103
 	String of Yarn 	Crafting Resource 	You could probably string two of these together to make a longer piece. Subtle crafting clue, for the win! 	 	Lol Catacombs (Manhole Cat, Looooooooongcat)/Deconstructed from Fancy Striped Sweater 	
Length Of Yarn
Practically Unstoppable Force	
 	Sun-Dried Pixie Wing 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	For that extra level of CRUNCH. 	 	Boiler Pit: Just Right/Cold (Pixie Dust Bunny) 	 	103
 	Superlative Daisy 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	This one time, a guy chained like a thousand of these together, spent years of his life collecting them... And when he at long last linked them all together, nothing happened. 	 	Porkin Patch (ESDA Choce Porkin) 	 	103
 	Suspiciously Smelly Mud 	Miscellaneous 	It's mud, alright? That's our story and we're sticking to it. 	 	Damned Dirty Apes (Monkeys) 	 	11
 	Svelte Emo Poemo 	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	This one's called 'Blackened Spiral of Torment.' Wait, where's everyone going? 	 	
Pleasanton (Zombie Hunters)
Porkin Patch (Pigasus) 	 	306
 	Svelte Pertinacious-D 	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	This is the greatest and best item in the world.
...tribute. 	 	 	 	306
 	Sweaty Sweatpants 	Miscellaneous 	The worst part is: the pants seem to be generating their own sweat. 	 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Milkshake of Indeterminate Flavor) 	 	7
 	Tangenterine 	Miscellaneous 	Tangenterines don't fall from trees. They think about it, and then they start telling that story about that time at the roller derby when that one girl rolled over that other girl's face and...what were we talking about again? 	 	 	 	8
 	Tarnished Calendar 	Miscellaneous 	Red ink is circled around 'Caturday the 12th.' 	 	Lol Catacombs (Carnivorous Cake) 	 	
 	Tatters 	Miscellaneous 	You're well on your way to Hobo Royalty! 	May be used in Static-o-Meter 	De-constructed from Tick-Infested Ticking 	 	1
 	Tattered Office Poster 	Miscellaneous 	'Hang in there!' it reads, in a bright text. Positively motivational! 	 	Lol Catacombs 	 	1
 	Tainted Ward 	Consumable 	A mystical device, teeming with Anti-Taint energy. 	Increase your resistance to Taint by 50% for 3 adventures. 	Junior Lockers 	 	
 	Teriyucky Sauce 	Crafting Resource 	 	Can be used as a disgusting food in Nutrition Suspicion. 	Pantry of Ill Omen 	Catchew Chicken 	
 	Tick-Infested Ticking 	Miscellaneous 	Just to keep you from having to look it up, ticking is something that you cover a mattress with. As for the ticks—they're bloodsucking fiends. Also, that thing about the lighter and the vaseline? Not true. Tweezers and rubbing alcohol. That's all you need. And you thought this game was nothing but lame jokes. 	 	Bed Bugs 	 	2
 	Tin Gel 	Crafting Resource 	All the joys of chewing aluminum foil, in a handy gel-like consistency! 	 	Pantry of Ill Omen 	Tin Gel Hat 	1
 	Ton 'o Ticks 	Miscellaneous 	Well, you've got a bit of a problem on your hands now. Whoops, now it's in your hands. 	 	De-constructed from Tick-Infested Ticking 	 	3
 	Torn Garments 	Miscellaneous 	A rarely discussed side-effect of zombie-ism? Hatred of all clothings. 	 	Pleasanton 	 	15
 	Toy Pistol 	Crafting Resource 	I'd like to see you score a headshot on an anthropomorphic piece of braunschweiger. 	 	Prize Booth (300 Generi-Tickets) 	Porkin and Pistol 	1
 	Tricontakaiheptagon 	Uncommon crafting resource 	Because sometimes, there are thirty-six choices too many. 	 	Bump N' Grinder (Tony Faux Hawk) 	 	103
 	Tumblewheat 	Miscellaneous 	Maybe you can refine this into tumbleflour and make tumblebread. 	 	Crop Circles 	 	17
 	Tysonberry Punch 	Consumable 	Nothing packs a punch like Tysonberry punch! Made from only the freshest Tysonberries, because everybody knows, the older those Tysonberries get, the more bloated and bitter they become. 	Recover 20-32 power & heal 78-126 health. 	Bean Field (Chicken a la Lich); Hallways (Dodgebowler) 	 	130
 	Unlucky Rabbit's Foot 	 	Oh sure, it might be lucky to you, but not the rabbit, I assure you. 	Can be used to statically charge 	Boiler pit: Just right (Violently dust off Dusty Dust Bunny) 	 	8
 	Useless Application 	Miscellaneous 	Ever wanted to display your favorite songs based on the barometric pressure on the day they were recorded? If this application did anything at all, it would probably be at least that useless. 	 	Pleasanton (Zombie Hunters) 	 	12
 	Untidy whities 	Miscellaneous 	These whities have seen better days. And better owners. And better everything, pretty much. 	 	Fore Deck (Jockey Krab) 	 	2
 	Untied Lawlerskate 	Miscellaneous 	True lawls can only be achieved in pairs. 	 	Lol Catacombs (Sewer Walrus) 	 	7
 	Vampine Fang 	Miscellaneous 	The tool of that insatiable hunger, the juicelust. 	 	Vehicular Mobility Generators (Vampineapple) 	 	
 	Vendor Trash 	Miscellaneous 	This would be a lot funnier if we didn't it too. 	 	Sar Chasm 	 	17
 	Vial of Unicorn Tears 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	Someone ought to be ashamed of themselves: though, to be fair, unicorns cry over just about everything. 	 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Milkshake of Indeterminate Flavor); Bookshelves (D-mon) 	 	103
 	Vile Vial of Bile 	Miscellaneous 	A vial filled to the brim with Ctchewlu's drippings. You have a sneaking suspicion that this could eat through some stout obstacles. 	 	Culinary Cauldron (Ctchewlu) 	 	10
 	Vorpal Tooth 	Miscellaneous 	Great for munching on snicker-snacks! 	 	 	 	8
 	Wall Post 	Miscellaneous 	All in all it's just another post on the wall. 	 	Full Service Gas Station (Slackninja) 	 	6
 	Walrus Bucket 	Upgrade 	Now YOU has a bucket! 	Use in your dorm room to change your Vault. (+10 more item space in Vault) 	Lol Catacombs (Sewer Walrus) 	 	1
 	WD-39 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	They're still working on it. 	 	 	 	103
 	Wee Pegleg 	Quest Item 	It's a wee pegleg. Made for wee little people. It's not frickin' huge, or even not so wee. It's definitely...just wee. 	Used in Handsy's quest 	Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	 	1
 	Well-Oiled Spring 	Miscellaneous 	A couple dozen of these, some feathers, a blanket—you could make yourself something almost tolerable for your dorm room! 	 	townshire Junkyard (Abstract Sculpture) 	 	8
 	Wet Noodle 	 	This noodle was retrieved from the Frozen Bowl, home to the world's coldest chicken noodle soup. 	 	 	 	8
 	Whipped Cream 	Crafting Resource 	This is what happens when cream doesn't know its place. In addition to being very obedient, it looks delicious and soothing. 	Mitigate the effects of acid; Quest item for Mathemagician 	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Marshmallow Creeps); Hollow Deck (Pierats) 	 	40
 	White Paint Drippings 	Miscellaneous 	Messy, yes. Morally messy, perhaps. 	 	Graffiti Wall 	 	21
 	Winged Nut 	Miscellaneous 	Not to be confused with a wingnut, which would actually be useful, as opposed to just flying away all the time. 	 	The Mangles 	 	19
 	Wolf Digit 	Miscellaneous 	One! One wolf digit! Ah, ah, ah! 	 	 	 	8
 	Wriggly Tentacle 	Uncommon Crafting Resource 	Considering its presumed distance from whatever owned it, its wriggling is quite persistent. 	 	
Bookshelves (Y-vern)
Porkin Patch
The Bump 'N Grinder (5 fubar footlong) 	 	103
 	Y 	Miscellaneous 	It's the letter Y, dropped by the Y-vern. There's a socket on the back, as though it can be placed somewhere... 	 	Learning Center (Y-vern) 	 	22
 	Zippity Doodad 	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	My oh my what a wonderful...doodad. 	 	Porkin Patch 	 	306
 	Zombean 	 	These beans are one of the main ingredients in Zello. 	items for zombie-fication 	Bean Field 	 	
 	Zombie Fossil Fuel 	 	Refined from the finest zombie stegosauruses Elanthia had to offer. 	 	Gas Pump Station 	 	
 	Zombie Hunter Seal 	Quest item 	Either they're all the victim of a staggering fashion coincidence or all of the Zombie Hunters intentionally carry this small pin with them. Only time will tell. 	Quest Item 	Pleasanton (Zombie Hunters) 	 	8
 	Zombie Teeth 	 	Hopefully you found these on the ground and not lodged in your own skull. 	 	 	 	15
 	Zombie Wallet 	Miscellaneous 	Not much going on here except for the FBI badge. Federal Brain Inspector. 	 	Pleasanton HS (Lunch Lady) 	 	15
 	Zomelette 	Miscellaneous 	When life hands you zombie eggs... 	 	Bean Fields (Zombovine) 	 	1