Room Full of Sims

Oh hi. This. This is "Room Full of Sims". This is my life. I hope you learn something and discover yourself. Be cool.
==Plot==
There’s a new household moving in, The Room Household. Based on the hit 2003 independent movie The Room. None of the characters in the room have last names, so I’ve improvised. The household features Johnny Wiseau, named after the famous actor and filmmaker Tommy Wiseau. His fiance Lisa Hemorrhoid, who isn’t named after anything in particular. Mark Walker, Johnny’s best friend. Denny Crashbandicoot, whose name doesn’t need any explanation, and Peter Chicken, who also goes by Chicken Peter.
They move in very early in the morning, 4 AM to be exact and spend the first 20 minutes just standing outside on their phones. Lisa goes up to Johnny at one point saying that “the food is so good!” Nobody has eaten anything yet. By 4:47 AM, everyone’s still outside and Johnny complains that he has lost his appetite. Peter is the first member of the household to… actually walk into the house. Peter is also complaining that there are ugly sims in the area, I don’t know which one he doesn’t like.
Lisa gets a job in the computer business, she works as a live chat support agent now. Johnny has turned into a vampire (interestingly Lisa appears to be complaining about vampires to Peter) and Johnny complains that it’s been forever since he’s been romantic with his partner and fears that Lisa might be seeing someone behind his back. Mark gets a job as a detective.
Johnny and Lisa go upstairs to have sex. And that’s it. That’s all they do. Lisa falls asleep afterwards (it’s 8 AM now). Later that day, the neighbours come round for the “welcome wagon”. Nobody likes this thing, basically the neighbours show up, give you fruitcake and stay at the house for hours. The neighbours that show up are Aaron, Aidan (the household is next door to the SBFW house) and a random woman who I don’t think I’ve seen before.
Lisa goes downstairs again and
What the fuck?! Lisa ignores it.
So Johnny goes up to the random woman mentioned earlier and asks permission for a “drink”. She seems angry and says “no way! Keep those fangs away from me!” He drinks her blood anyway. 
I regret not asking her to do one of these roles, that would’ve been funny. She leaves shortly after the welcome wagon ends but says it was “really nice to see you” no it wasn’t. Johnny challenges Lisa to a pillow fight, but Lisa has come down with something and needs to see a doctor. In fact, she has already called a doctor and has the option to go to the appointment now.
She’s busy. After the pillow fight she goes to see… an allergist… She brings Johnny with her, I don’t think any bad news is going to be broken. Lisa has an “animal dander allergy”. Well, there aren’t any animals in the house currently. Johnny gets a job as a banker and Peter gets a job as a psychologist (I had to install some mods to get these careers, that’s why they didn’t have them already). The household gets up to some normal sims things when…
“I just like to watch you guys.”
Johnny decides to respectfully introduce himself to this creep before drinking her blood, but she runs off before he gets to. Meanwhile, Mark gets to work. Imagine if you came home from a long day at work to find out your house has been burgled.
And this guy turns up to investigate.
After Mark points out the chief of police’s flaws (I didn’t tell him to do that, he just did it) he goes to a computer that someone else was using (I did tell him to do this, there is no other computer available for some reason) and gets a case to investigate.
[Writer’s note: the computer doesn’t have an internet connection, so I don’t know how he managed to get a case to investigate]
Mark has to assist a veteran detective with a crime scene investigation. His job is to investigate damaged or stolen goods, search for clues on the ground and talk with witnesses to get a report about what happened. He immediately starts taking photographs of goods that are on the floor for evidence and dusts a broken TV and microwave for fingerprints. Now, Mark also needs to get a report from witnesses but he can’t find any. Eventually a witness turns up.
After I laugh for about 90 seconds, Mark gets a witness report from Mario. How did Mario even witness the crime? This house (which I think might be a mansion) isn’t near where he lives. There’s also a ghost sitting at a dining table, doesn’t this count as tampering with evidence? Mark collects some more evidence while a cop hears from another witness.
That witness is none other than serial killer Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th franchise.
Mark completes his investigation of the crime scene and heads back to the police station, it’s time to start tracking down a suspect. There’s a chance he’ll discover some information about who committed the crime if he uses the chemical analyser on the evidence he found. He analyses the fingerprints first and… Mark isn’t senior enough to find out who did whatever he was investigating so he files the evidence and a senior detective takes over. Well that sucks. Mark has to stay for the full shift otherwise the game starts yelling at me so he spends the rest of his shift taking mugshots and searching criminals who are already in jail.
There’s a football event going on, that seems perfect for this household- nevermind, it’s at a high school, Denny’s banned from all high schools… FIRE!
Somehow the dryer caught on fire when Denny was using it and I think I forgot to install smoke alarms in the house so the fire department never gets called and everyone is just running around screaming. Johnny comes in to save the day and extinguishes the fire.
“Gee Denny, you’re clumsy!” 
After putting out the fire, Johnny compliments Denny’s appearance.
Denny goes to take a shower and Johnny cleans the floor.
No, Johnny, that spot is clean… After cleaning, he talks to Lisa and they… have sex again. The bedroom also has beds for Mark, Peter and Denny. Denny wakes up and runs off scared for an unrelated reason but Mark and Peter are still asleep. Denny then walks back into the bedroom, leaves again and laughs. He does some laundry and goes on the roof to play with a ball. Peter wakes up from a nightmare about being a tiny ant trying to survive by storing green pellets of food, only to be sucked into a lawnmower.
Johnny and Lisa only just finished having sex, that was 3 minutes in realtime, 3 hours in Sims time. I got a notification saying Lisa might be pregnant, she is not. I’m pretty much done with this household for the episode, but I also need a title card so I keep playing as them.
Denny cooks a hamburger cake for the household while everyone’s at work, the oven catches on fire. Of course.
The strangest part is that when the firefighters walked in they smelt the air. As if they weren’t sure if it was an actual fire before they smelt it.
And how did the fire get here?
Anyway, when everyone does get home from work. I try to get a screenshot for the title card (I don’t get one in the end) when that woman who keeps peeking through the windows breaks into the house. She goes up to Johnny and screams at one point, Johnny responds by killing her, he breaks every bone in her body… He stabs her and eats her heart. Everyone in the household is shocked by the murder and Mark (still in his cop outfit) calls the police. Johnny gets scared at this point and hides under the covers. Good thinking! When the cops do arrive, Johnny is covered in blood and mops up some of the blood that’s on the ground right in front of the cops. He then goes upstairs and washes off the blood that’s on him. The cops later leave without making any arrests, despite the fact they were suspicious of Johnny the whole time they were there.
Well, that was a mess. Good thing I recorded it so I don’t need to worry about forgetting any of the details.
I forgot to press record, I wrote all of that 2 hours after it happened while it was all still in my mind…. Now, where were we?
So while Johnny and Lisa have another lengthy sex scene, Denny has to go to the doctor’s and is diagnosed with a chronic condition called Hypertension and he needs to monitor his blood pressure. OK.
At the Kong household, April is doing drugs and SpongeBob is drinking alcohol. The same as the last 7 episodes. At least Hallie is working on her school project, she got the responsible trait for that. At 3 PM, while she’s working on the project, she gets a text message from someone asking if she wants to go see some cats. Good afternoon pedophile.
After April and SpongeBob become so lazy that they hire a mixologist to make drinks for them, they both go to rehab. Former drug dealer Funky Kong has a better idea though.
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Funky goes to The Room Household and meets up with Johnny’s psychologist friend Peter. Peter has a beard now, that needs to be sorted out. Funky asks about Peter’s career and learns that he is currently a school counsellor, then Funky tells Peter about his time in prison. After spending some time talking, Funky and Peter head to the Kong household. April and SpongeBob appear to have returned home from rehab early, still addicted. They both speak to Peter, April complains about her problems and then goes back to rehab. SpongeBob does the same, barely having talked to Peter.
April comes back from rehab and only needs one more session. SpongeBob comes back a few hours later and is fully rehabilitated. He’s also flirty because he’s still thinking about a recent woohoo, SpongeBob hasn’t had sex with anyone recently. Meanwhile, Funky is having trouble sleeping because he’s terrified about something and I don’t know why.
April is still doing drugs and SpongeBob asks her if she’s on something and she tells the truth, but promises she will get better. April goes back to rehab later, while on molly and weed. Johnny also appears outside the house randomly, I don’t know what that was about. While in rehab, April gets a text saying “you don’t seem to be taking care of yourself, are you?” She responds with “Ok” because that and “no” were the only possible responses.
Now SpongeBob and Hallie are also terrified for no reason, this is really annoying because they all refuse to sleep when scared of something but they also keep complaining that they have no energy and want to sleep. I just cheat their needs because it takes an entire sims day to fix this. I am not even gonna ask why Funky is feeling flirty.
Funky is invited to some pub somewhere, I don’t know. I took one look at the building and got bored immediately so I just left him there and went back to the house. April is back from rehab and… All of her addictions are gone, this is Fat Pat good news. Although April is feeling hysterical for some reason. I’m pretty sure in The Sims 4, if a Sim is hysterical for a long time they laugh so hard that they drop dead. That has never happened to me, I must’ve done something in the game settings to prevent it from happening forever ago and forgotten about it.
Anyway, April and SpongeBob are no longer addicts. Peter, you always play psychologist with us and it works.
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