Squid Gets Knifed

Squid Gets Knifed is the 33rd episode of Wait Wut and the 19th episode of the second season.
== Transcript ==
(Episode opens with SpongeBob and Patrick aimlessly sitting on a park bench for a few seconds. SpongeBob eventually speaks up.)
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Patrick: Yeah?
(SpongeBob's stomach growls.)
SpongeBob: I'm getting kinda hungry. Did we bring any food with us?
(Pan over to Patrick scoffing his face with Krabby Patties.)
Patrick: (burp) Sorry, buddy, I- uh, think we're all out.
SpongeBob: Bummer!
(Squidward walks past.)
SpongeBob: Oh, hi Squidward!
Squidward: Just ignore them, Squiddy, just ignore them.
(They continue sitting there bored for a few seconds until a lightbulb appears over Patrick's head.)
Patrick: Oh, I have an idea!
(Patrick pulls a knife from behind his back and begins raging towards Squidward. Squidward turns around and screams.)
SpongeBob: PATRICK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-
(Patrick slices Squidward up, revealing he's a cake.)
Patrick: See? Cake.
SpongeBob: Oh, I get it!
(The two laugh.)
SpongeBob: wait wut
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