SCP-4967

Michael Simmons, classified as SCP-4967 and nicknamed "Thaumielvis", was an American Elvis Presley impersonator who was murdered and was dumped in the Hoover Dam reservoir presumably by his killer(s). During the events of SCP-4661, which saw a substantial increase in demonic entities in and around the Las Vegas Strip, the Department of Applied Forces needed an increased supply of holy water; because of how time-consuming holy water was created, the Department of Tactical Theology proposed to quietly canonize SCP-4967 into a saint which would give the SCP the ability to convert otherwise non-anomalous water into holy water on contact. 
The proposal by the department was approved and shortly after, the Foundation contacted Vicar Camillo Ruini, a Catholic Church representative from the Council of 108 that was flown into Las Vegas for an emergency meeting. During the meeting between Sterling and Ruini, Ruini requested that in exchange for canonizing SCP-4967, he would have the opportunity to examine a demon up close, specifically succubi. Shortly after the meeting and canonization, SCP-4967 gained the ability to convert normal water into holy water, the radius and rate of conversion being so widespread that it was expected to convert the entire water supply of Las Vegas into holy water by 2023.
==Biography==
==Attributes==
==Containment procedures==
Embedded agents in the U.S. Department of Reclamation are to conduct all inspections in the Hoover Dam reservoir. If the reservoir exceeds more than 135 centakiva, SCP-4967 must be placed inside of a lead casket as soon as possible.
==Meta==
===Appearances===
*Entry Page: 4661
*Entry Page: 4967
*Agent Calendar's Undervegas Hub
==References==
Category:Characters
Category:Americans
Category:Humans
Category:Anomalous beings
Category:Civilians
Category:Actors
Category:American actors
Category:SCPs
Category:Thaumiel
Category:Euclid
Category:Deceased