Regular Zombie. . . . ?

The Regular Zombie. . . ? Is a Zombie that Defies all Laws of Physics, and causes random distortions to happen when it is present.
== Overview ==
The Regular Zombie. . . . ? is a normal zombie who distorts the screen whenever he appears. 
These distortions happy once a minute, and one at a time. They don't affect the abilities of Plants and Zombies
== Distortions ==
Topsy-Turvy!
The Screen is Flipped upside down.
Mirror View!
The Screen is mirrored.
Scrambled, like eggs!
The Controls are scrambled.
Creeper Vision
Everything is Green.
!ESREVER
Everything is Negative.
CAPS LOCK!
Everything is louder.
2006 called, it wants its joke back!
This plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ.
Ninja Style!
Plants and Zombies turn invisible.
Drunk. . . . 
The Screen distorts, fades in and out, spins, changes colors, and everything becomes louder.
== Almanac Entry ==
Wait, what's this? 
wHat'S gOinG oN? 
Sinceramente, no sé lo que está pasando. 
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!?no gniog s'tahw ,ylsuoireS?!
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