Based Conner

Anakin Weedsmoker was born on planet green to his mother snoop bitch, his first words were "smoke weed erry day" he smokes weed often and stuff, originally he was taken by child protective services after they caught his mother giving him weed at 10 yrs oold in public. The CPS took him to the Jed- Orphanage order who told him smoking weed was bad. 20 years later after the orphasnage thought they had trained him well to be against weed all of a sudden the words of a creepy old man convinced him the orphanage were the evil ones and he had too kill them. he brandished a knife and stabbed basically all the kids inside to death, and then his girlfriend at the time a prestigious rich girl stood up to him and said "I don't know you anymore. Anakin, you're breaking my heart. I'll never stop loving you, but you are going down a path I can't follow" "Because of Ben?" (orphanage owner) "Because of what you've done . . . what you plan to do. Stop, stop now. Come back! I love you." Looking over her shoulder to see ben he responds "LIAR!" "You're with him. You've betrayed me! You brought him here to kill me!" he then proceeds to strangle her he strangles her half to death and then looks at ben and says "YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME" "You have allowed this Dank Creepy old man to twist your mind until now . . . until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy." "Don't lecture me, Ben. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new cartel." "Your new Cartel?" "Don't make me Rape you." "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic ... to democra- wait what?". "If you're not with me, you're my enemy." "Only a Spliff Lord deals in absolutes. I will do what I must." Anakin and Ben then throw punches at each other and in the end Ben winds anakin he says "You were my son anakin, I loved you" "I HATE YOU!!!" Replied Based Conner and then Ben threw some boiling hot water on him for no reason and that solidifed conners hate for prudes. Conner ended up slaughtering half the Child Protective Services and orphanages around town before his CRINGE ASS SON (the girl anakin choked was preggers) and his son ended up making him succumb to cringe and conner realised that he was too based and thought it was worth protecting his son over a creepy ahh man
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