Fang Gang Log Toss/Transcript

[Show starts with title getting carved out of a log. Camera shifts to Chomly, Jawg, and various totem poles.]
Chomly: Log toss! [Throws log into the air.]
Jawg: [Gibbering in excitement.]
[Chomly catches log, throws it, log hits four totem poles, pinball machine style.]
Chomly: Four! Ha, beat that.
[Log lands on Jawg's head, Jawg struggles to keep it balanced while he happily garbles and Chomly looks in unimpressed, tosses log, log hits five totem poles.]
Jawg: Five! [Laughs and makes happy growling sounds, Chomly grows surprised, then determined.]
Chomly: [Catches log. Strains and throws the log again.]
[Log hits six logs but goes out of bounds, log heads for Slumbo and Flain while they listen to piano music on the boom box.]
Slumbo and Flain: [Stop relaxing in confusion, the log lands on them simultaneously, burying them up to their necks.] Ow!
[Jawg excitedly wags tail]
Chomly: Six, six! I got six!
[Slumbo taps Chomly's shoulder, Chomly and Jawg see Slumbo use Flain's head to burn their log to a crisp, Chomly and Jawg look nervous.]
Slumbo: No more log. No more log toss. Hmph.
[Whatever was left of the log crumbles to ash, Chomly looks at Jawg.]
Chomly: I say we tricks 'em, [pulls out Infernite/Frosticon Cubit] and Mix 'em. [Both start laughing, cunningly.]
[Slumbo and Flain go back to the boom box, yawn and stretch arms but accidentally touch Cubit.]
[Vacuum cleaner sucks them both up and explodes in a cloud of gas.]
Slumbo and Flain: Murp!
Chomly: Hehe, Mixel toss. [Grunts and throws the Slumbo & Flain Murp, the Murp hits totem poles randomly with pinball machine dings.] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty.
[Iris out on Murp.]
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