The Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Movie

The Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Movie is the thirty-third episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Mr. Rabs and Mr. Zabs go and see the Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Movie, and things get weird.
== Transcript ==
*[The episode begins with Mr. Rabs at his house]
*Mr. Rabs: [Checking the mail] What's this?
*[Opens the letter]
* Mr. Rabs: Congratulations! You and one lucky person have been invited to the... SIR URCHIN AND SNAIL FAIL MOVIE!?! WOO-HOO!
* [Transition to RongeRob's House]
*RongeRob: Well, I'd LOVE to go, but... I'm banned from that theater.
* Mr. Rabs: What? What'd you do?
* RongeRob: I recorded a movie.
*Mr. Rabs: Aw, Man! Ooo! I know who to ask!
*[Transition to IShowSpeed]
*IShowSpeed: Sorry, I got plans!
*Mr. Rabs: WHAT!
*[Transition to Kuromi's House]
*Kuromi: I wish I could go, but there's this Halloween party I'm doing for the premiere of "Hello Kitty and Friends" 8th season!
*Mr. Rabs: Oh, ok...
*Narrator: Many Hours Later...
*Mr. Rabs: Well, that's everybody I know pretty much. Only an Hour left till the Movie starts, I should just give up.
*[Suddenly, he spots Mr. Zabs house]
*Mr. Rabs: Wait... there is Mr. Zabs... No, I can't! If he tries to rizz me up again, I'll leave the film and be unable to watch it! Oh, but he's the only guy in town left! Darn it! Doing stuff is hard!
*[He goes to Mr. Zabs doorstep and rings the bell]
*Mr. Zabs: I'd love to go to the movies with you!
*Mr. Rabs: Oh, ok.
*[The Movie begins]
*Mr. Rabs: Alright, time to watch the Sir Urchin and... the... the WHAT!?!!
*[The movie screen reads Sir Urchin and Snail Fail PORN the Movie]
*Mr. Zabs: Are you sure we're watching the right movie?
*Mr. Rabs: I Dunno, but I wanna get out of here!
*[His attempts prove futile, as they are both glued to their seats]
*Mr. Rabs: WHY CAN'T I GET UP!
*Mr. Zabs: I CAN'T EITHER!!!!!
*[The film begins]
*Snail Fail: Oh, Sir Urchin! You are so hot! Let's MAKE OUT!
*Sir Urchin: Erm.. Kind of "Bacon" of you... but.... oh kay.
*Mr. Rabs: EEEEWWWW!!
*Mr. Zabs: How do we get out of this movie theater!?
*SpongeGlock w/ Legs: I can be of assistance!
*Mr. Rabs: No! Not you! You're just a gun!
*Mr. Zabs: Hey! Go easy on her! She could be our ONLY help.
*Mr. Rabs: Sorry, SpongeGlock. In that case, could you please free us.
*SpongeGlock w/ Legs: Sure! Let me just shoot the superglue off of your seats...
*[She shoots the glue off]
*Mr. Zabs and Mr. Rabs: We are eternally grateful! Thank you so much!
*Mr. Rabs: Now the only question is... how did the glue get there?
*SpongeGlock w/ Legs: Well, you see..
*[Flashback]
*Mr. Labs: Why do I have to apply glue here?
*Evil Employee: Well, some special customers need it, or else they will have an allergic reaction.
*Mr. Labs: I see.
*[Transition to Mr. Labs]
*Mr. Labs: Hey, hey I didn't know! I'm sorry!
*Mr. Rabs: Ok!
*Mr. Labs: You know, this episode has really bad pacing.
*Then bends: Ok, ok, whatever! This is the end, now scram!
*[End]
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