Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 7

full|center|600pxThe 7th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features Ancient Greek philosopher, Socrates, rapping against British writer J.K Rowling and her fictional wizard Harry Potter. It was uploaded February 11th, 2013.
==Cast==
Jacob S. as Socrates and Harry Potter
Molly Brown as J.K Rowling
== Lyrics==
===Socrates:===
I spit hot stuff at this crazy girl,
Who writes magical shit that amazes the world!
My heart's a causal vacancy when it comes to dissing people like you,
I inspired a whole legacy, what did you do?
You'd be better off dead, here, have some hemlock!
And stop Wingardium-Leviosa-ing Harry's fake little cock!
Just ask anyone, they'll tell you i'm the best rapper by far,
If your rhymes were anymore pitiful, I'd have to call Scotland Yard!
===J.K Rowling:===
Oh please, you wrote a few silly books then died,
My stories were actually good enough to make people cry!
Stop asking "Why?", you're not a bloody toddler!
And if I can't teach you a lesson, Accio Potter!
===Harry Potter:===
Hey yo, it's me, H to the arry,
All the ladies want to get with me, I'm so extraordinary!
Your wife so ugly, they gave her name to a screw,
How pathetic that I can use a stick to beat you!
===Socrates:===
I know that I know something, your rhymes are the worst!
They're more torturous to experience than a Cruciatus Curse!
You can up with your little boy on a train? How lame!
You're just a sissy with no talent and a stupid pen name!
=== Rowling & Harry: ===
==== J.K Rowling: ====
I'm winning awards like there's no tomorrow or next week!
==== Harry Potter: ====
You almost made me puke before you could even speak!
==== J.K Rowling: ====
You weren't a professional thinker, wise guy.
==== Harry Potter: ====
I think we've bitch-smacked you enough today, goodbye!
<poll>
 Who Won?
 Socrates
 J.K Rowling and Harry Potter
</poll>
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