No Teasing/Transcript

[We are inside the Simpsons' living room. Bart walks into the room holding a Butterfinger in his hand.]
*Bart: Behold, the last Butterfinger in the whole house and I have it.
*Lisa: Dad says no teasing.
*Bart: Na-na-na-na-na-na! [Lisa and Maggie lunge for the Butterfinger, but Bart pulls it away.] Whoa! [He takes off the wrapper and breaks the Butterfinger into two pieces.] Check out the smooth, chocolaty outside. [A screen shows a wrapped Butterfinger breaking apart.] the crispity, crunchity, peanut buttery inside.
*Lisa: Dad says if you make a scream, you're dead meat.
*Bart: You wouldn't scream.
*Lisa: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!
[Bart shoves half of the Butterfinger into Lisa's mouth. Homer walks in, hearing Lisa's scream.]
*Homer: Now what?!
*Lisa Never mind. [A screen showing Butterfinger lying on the floor and the sentence "NOBODY BETTER LAY A FINGER ON MY BUTTERFINGER!" is shown.]
*Bart: Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!
[The screen cuts back to Lisa still eating Bart's Butterfinger. Maggie pulls off her pacifier and points at her mouth, as she wants Butterfinger also. The screen fades out.]
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