Crash bandicoot vs taz by ERB OFF ....

Crash: Stofferex
Taz: Regulardude45
Tasmanian Devil: (0:11)
Looks like I’m facing the half assed version of Sonic
You’re a Universal mistake in the genre while I’m iconic
You must be Coco if you’re ducking with the devil!
This is Taz-mania, so Willie you better be careful
I’ll lyrically eat this braindead Wombat like my rabbits
You need to learn Mind over Mutant you mute dimwit
Not even Aku-Aku can protect you from my chomping flow
Your career is sadder than when Naughty Dog let you go!
Crash Bandicoot: ( 0:34)
Woah! I’mma jump and break you harder than a Crate!!
Cyclone Spinning and Body Slamming you till your flat like a Pancake!!
You really are a Looney Toon to think you can beat the O.G of Playstation
I’m a beloved icon while even your company thought you were an abomination
Even Dr.Cortex would have put up a better fight
Then this obnoxious brute who eats what’s ever in sight
Although I have a heart of gold, I’m not afraid to get violent
Just leave animation and go back to your retirement
Tasmanian Devil: (0:57)
Just like my cousin Dizzy Devil, you’re too dumb to harm me!
Now I may be a devil, but my rhymes are plain godly!
You’re nothing but a bore to me, I’d rather face your rival Spyro
I’ll run circles ‘round you so fast, it’ll cause a tornado!
You’ll never be able to catch me Crash, I should call you Elmer Fudd
Just like I do to all my prey, I’ll kill you and drink your blood!
Don’t even try to cancel me, this Looney Toon is Back in Action!
Of course I expected repetitive lines from somebody owned by Activision
Crash Bandicoot: (1:19)
Allow me to strengthen my tone so that this Devil May Hare!
I’m a Combat Specialist, so come at me if you dare
You’re a Tiny Toon compared to this Titan
Even my fake is more genuine than this so called villain
Your chances have crashed and I’m shining like a crystal
I’m once in a generation while your cartoons are dull
Got a flow colder then Polar and riding this beat like a hog
I mean everyone now knows you as Bugs and Daffy's dog
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Category:Rap Battles