Prom Night, or Whateley Family Happiness

"Prom Night, or Whateley Family Happiness" is a tongue-in-cheek Cthulhu Mythos story by author G. Large. It was published in the Lammas Eve edition of the Lovecraftiana zine by Rogue Planet Press in July 2020.
==Synopsis==
Told in the style of a frenetic sitcom episode, amidst the chaos of everyday life on the farm, young Eliza Whateley tries to get ready for her mystery prom date while trying to keep her clan quiet so as not to make a bad impression. The hazards include: constantly-growing brother Wilbur desperate to kill his mother Lavinia - a harlot intent on engaging in congress with Yog-Sothoth and his friends; a grandfather slowly losing his sanity and reciting passages from Favourite Sayings from the Necronomicon; younger brother Little Peaslee, a boy intent on declaring war on the Yithians who have inhabited the bodies of the neighbours; and the antics of H. W., another brother who spends his days in the basement tinkering with corpses. 
When finally Eliza's date does arrive, he is revealed to be Bob the Shoggoth, a lecherous creature intent on carnal relations with the girl.
Category:G. Large works
Category:Expanded Mythos Works