The Vaporized Prisoner

In the inmate-owned prison one day, a prisoner wanted to go back in time to save the people throughout time from dying. The prisoner asked one of the inmates "Do you have a time machine? I want to go back in time and save the people throughout time from death." But the inmate shook his head and said "Nope! Sorry! We don't have a time machine. We can't go back in time! Time travel is impossible! There's no such thing as time travel! Not yet!" The prisoner gasped in shock. In desperation, the prisoner said "Guard, help!" But the guard said "I can't help you! I'm not on your side. I'm on the inmates' side!" The prisoner got very angry. He screamed, did a King Kong imitation and pounded his chest. The inmates heard the screaming and found out that the prisoner was doing it. The inmates decided to put an end to the prisoner's horrible screaming. They took out their mighty superphaser, set it to vaporize, aimed it at the prisoner, and fired. The prisoner was vaporized. He was dead!