Fred vs FPSRussia

Fred vs FPSRussia is the first installment of Epic Youtuber Rap Battles which was created by Joe G or 0007joeg.
== Cast ==
FPSRussia as 0007joeg
Fred as 0007joeg
== Lyrics: ==
FPSRussia: 
I got the guns, 
What do you got? Some cheesy ass puns?
Your little high voice is no comparison to me,
Knowing that you got a TV Show will do nothing,
I'm shooting off cannons and guns
Like a real man, you little pussy.
Fred:
Oh, time to get served and time to get burned,
That just means I have plenty of titles,
Marvin, Marvin, Doug Derky and Fred,
I just say "Hi, it's me Fred"
Because everyone is high on meds,
Like you, your momma too and your Russian friends,
Who probably got sacked in World War 2.
FPSRussia:
Are you mad bro?
I think you are with that smile,
That's so wide intending that you want to give everyone a ride,
Now, Fred you gotta learn that life's not,
A party it's very sad, depressing like you,
And your fans who get ear aches all the time,
From your little stupid screams and whines.
Fred:
I couldn't understand,
Did you choke on a turkey or make love to an ant?
Maybe it's the fact that you're drunk all the time,
Or just simply that I'm kicking your ass with rhyme,
I think you heard what I said so turn around,
And squint hard because who won, IT'S FRED!!!
Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic Youtuber Rap Battles.