The War of Art/Quotes

Homer: (Munch)... Kettlecorn, the heroin of the Farmers Market
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:Marge: How would you feel if we sold something to someone that turned out to be valuable?
:Homer: I would feel A: happy for their good fortune, B: proud to know rich people and C: grateful for an opportunity to learn from a mistake.
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:Marge: How about this: What if we give the Van Houtens 25% of the money?
:Homer: Then they'll just be mad about the 65% we're keeping!
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:Sideshow Mel: (Points at the Simpson family) There they are! The masterpiece thievers!
:Moe: Aw, shut your blowhole! That paintin' belongs to the Simpsons!
:Snake Jailbird: Sharing is what makes the community strong.
:Apu: All sales are final!
:Moe: Finders keepers, moron! (Everyone continues to argue)
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:Homer: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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:Marge: Ugh, Homer Simpson, that painting has torn the town apart, destroyed Kirk and Luann's marriage, and everyone's very worried about Milhouse!
:Bart: He's been playing Dancing Revolution for hours but the TV is off.
:(cuts to Milhouse who is randomly stepping on buttons)
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:Klaus Ziegler: You only cared about that painting when you thought it was created by someone famous.
:Lisa: Well, no, but now when I look at it, all I see is a fraud.
:Klaus Ziegler: Beauty is beauty. My forgeries give pleasure to people all over the world.
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Category:Season 25 quotes
Category:Quotes