4:44

4:44 is the eighth episode of "The Mr. Rabs Spin-Off". In this episode, Patrick and SpongeBob get into a fight.
==Transcript==
*[The episode begins at The Krusty Krab.]
*SpongeBob: (to Scott the Woz) I'm gonna kill him! I'm seriously gonna kill him!
*Patrick: (to Kuromi) I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
*[The two roar and jump on top of each other and start fighting.]
*SpongeBob: You're probably wondering how we got here. But before I tell you that story, I have to- didn't we say this last time?
*Director: Just say something, I don't care!
*SpongeBob: Ok, as I was saying, It's a long story, I'll explain everything in detail.
*[Text: The Scott the Woz Side.]
*Scott the Woz: This is taking longer than I thought! How am I supposed to get ideas for new episodes by January?
*[He gets An Idea.]
*Scott the Woz: [Eating] These "An Idea" donuts taste delicious!
*[He throws the Donut on the ground.]
*Scott the Woz: No, no, no! I can't do this! I must get this episode out by the...
*[He checks his watch.]
*Scott the Woz: 31st! But where would I find inspiration?
*[He walks down the street. Musical Act 1.]
*[Pause.]
*SpongeBob (narrating): Really? A musical episode?
*Then bends (narrating): Well, It'd be kind of cool.
*SpongeBob (narrating): This is why you didn't win the SLA's.
*[Pause.]
*SpongeBob (narrating): Back to the story.
===Musical Act 1 ===
[SCOTT THE WOZ]
I know what you're thinking
Why's Scotty not been thinking?
I can't really tell
If I don't get some ideas
By the end of January
I'll be taking a big L
To get some likes would be just fine
But I'd rather perfect content all the time!
It's a truth you can't refute
I need some Ideas, and I need them soon
Picture a world where I've already
Thought of something good
I'd already be done
I'd be having fun
Playing Madden 08
There's a 2000's dude with 2000's people stuff 
Dababy with a lolly pop
Oh my gosh, I spilled by Juice!
I need some Ideas, and I need them soon
[ALL]
Soon!
[SCOTT THE WOZ]
Originality!
[ALL]
Soon!
[SCOTT THE WOZ]
Innovativetality!
[ALL]
Soon!
[SCOTT THE WOZ]
The perfect way to snare
My viewers on the 'Tube!
[ALL]
Soon!
[SCOTT THE WOZ]
In Border, Blue, or Blue
Check out this perfect thing!
I want to give it a
[He sneezes]
Sneeze!
[SCOTT HATES BREATH OF THE WILD]
Oh, really? 
Then answer these questions if you please:
What would you do if you had to choose Between some sex and a video scheme?
[SCOTT THE WOZ]
Scheme.
[ANTI-SCOTT THE WOZ]
What would you say 
Madden 09 was erased
But you'd never meet your video's goal.
[SCOTT THE WOZ]
Goal.
[GARY THE SNAIL]
Meow meow meow meow? 
Meow meow meow meow meow 
Meow meow meow meow-meow meow meow?
[SCOTT THE WOZ]
Utility.
[HELLO KITTY] 
What if world peace were within your reach—
[SOTT THE WOZ, spoken] 
Alalalalalah— I'm gonna stop you right there. It's an Idea 
Come on, Kitty. Get your head out of your ass
(sung) 
Two! Three! Four! 
[ALL] 
Thing will go and things will come 
But there's only one absolute 
Every creator on the go needs to know 
That there's no accepted substitute 
[SCOTT THE WOZ] 
I'm sorry, Plans, let's make amends 
Recurring characters are my best friends! 
If I had a gun then I would shoot
[ALL] 
'Cause nothing suits the 
Undisputed 
Oft-saluted 
Suitor of repute 
Like an... 
[SCOTT THE WOZ] 
Wait for it... 
Idea! 
[ALL] 
Nothing suits him like a plan 
(Like a plan, like a plan, like a plan, like a plan)
*Scott the Woz: Oh my god! This gives me an Idea!
*[Scott the Woz runs off. Suddenly, SpongeBob is walking on the same street.]
*SpongeBob: Patrick, you're so insensitive, you can't just say things like...
*[SpongeBob and Patrick walk away from the camera's view.]
*Narrator: Meanwhile, with Scott the Woz...
*[Scott the Woz has just arrived home.]
*Scott the Woz: I gotta tell SpongeBob! He'd be so proud!
*[Scott the Woz grabs his phone.]
*Scott the Woz: Hello, SpongeBob?
*SpongeBob (on the phone): NO, PATRICK, NO!!!!
*Patrick (on the phone): YES!!! YES!! SpongeBob (on the phone): NOOOO!!!!
*[Scott the Woz hangs up.]
*Scott the Woz: Well, I guess I'll just tell them tomorrow, when we have lunch together. This "Kuromi" girl they keep telling me about must be awesome!
*[Scott the Woz starts recording.]
*Scott the Woz: Hey, all, Scott here! Liberals! You either hate 'em or unsubscribe.
* [Cut to later.]
*SpongeTom: Here's your order.
*[SpongeTom gives everybody their food and then leaves.]
*Scott the Woz: Woah, SpongeBob. You don't look too shabby! What happened yesterday?
*SpongeBob: [Growling.]
*Scott the Woz: Woah nelly, calm down!
*SpongeBob: (to Scott the Woz) I can't, I can't! This is all Patrick's fault! I'm gonna kill him! I'm seriously gonna kill him!
* [The two roar and jump on top of each other and start fighting.]
*SpongeBob (narrating): Now, let's go all the way back to the beginning, to explain the Kuromi side.
*[Text: The Kuromi Side.]
*SpongeBob: Hey, Kuromi. What's going on here?
*Kuromi: I'm moving over here!
*SpongeBob: Really? That's awesome!
*Kuromi: I know!
*SpongeBob: So, want to get some Ice Cream?
*Kuromi: Sure! There's this place, The Kwik-E-Mart nearby. He used to have Dog Semen but he removed it from his Ice Cream.
*SpongeBob: Really! That's awesome! I remember the last time I ate there...
*[Flashback.]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, SpongeBob?
*SpongeBob (whispering): Vanilla, please?
*[RongeRob writes down "Vanilla" on a yellow legal pad, and walks away.]
*SpongeBob (in mind): How long is this gonna take? I feel like I've been standing here for hours!
*[Flashforward.]
* Apu: Hello, what would you like?
*Kuromi: I want ICE CREAM!!
* Apu: Excellent choice.
*SpongeBob: I want Ice Cream also.
* Apu: Good job. I will be back in 1 minute.
*Narrator: 60 seconds later...
* Apu: Here is your Ice Cream.
*SpongeBob: Gee, thanks!
*Kuromi: You know, getting Ice Cream makes me want to... sing!
*SpongeBob: That's nice, but I'm better at singing. Listen:
===Musical Act 2===
[SPONGEBOB]
Ooooooooo-oooooooohhh-woh-woooh!
I just got
The most delicious
Ice Cream
It is
Oh, so tasty!
I feel like I'm in heaven with every lick!
No dog semen in sight
No, not even a mite
This Ice Cream is so good
I could bust all over-
[SPONGEBOB, spoken] 
I'm not going to finish that lyric.
But
[SPONGEBOB, sung]
Apu's Ice Cream, so yummy
800-588-2300-Empire-y
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEE...
Ice Cream! 
*Kuromi: Please. I could do so much better. Listen.
*[Kuromi clears her throat.]
*Kuromi: This song is called "Captain Underpants."
===Musical Act 3===
[KUROMI]
Are you worried 'bout impending doom? 
Those evil villains got you filled with gloom? 
Don't you fear, there's a hero in the sky, the sky, the sky
It's not a bird and it's not a plane 
And it's not an egg salad sandwich 
It's the waistband warrior 
Hear his mighty battle cry 
Tra la la!
Underpants! 
Hey, watch out, crime! 
It's Captain Underpants! It's wedgie power time! 
Na-na-na-na-na, Captain Underpants, yeah, yeah, yeah 
Underpants! He's busting down doors 
Captain Underpants! While wearing just his drawers 
Na-na-na-na-na, Captain Underpants, yeah, yeah, yeah 
His name is Under, Under, Underpants! 
I'm saying Under, Under, Underpants! 
Oh by some unlikely chance 
Captain Underpants is his name 
Tra, tra-tra, tra-tra la la!
Snap your fingers and he'll be right there 
That freaky bald dude in his underwear 
He'll drop his trousers and fight to save the day, the day, the day
There he goes in his dashing cape 
Here he comes in his tighty whiteys 
All the bad guys soil themselves every time they hear him say 
"Tra la la!"
Underpants! Yeah, who's that hunk?! 
Captain Underpants! Is that cotton pre-shrunk? 
Na-na-na-na-na, Captain Underpants, yeah, yeah, yeah 
Underpants! Suspend your disbelief 
Captain Underpants! He'll save the world in his briefs N
a-na-na-na-na, Captain Underpants, yeah, yeah, yeah 
Under, Under, Underpants 
I'm saying Under, Under, Underpants 
Check out that superhero stance 
Captain Underpants is his name
Oh, Under, Under, Underpants! 
He's Captain Under, Under, Underpants! 
By some crazy circumstance 
Captain Underpants is his name 
Tra, tra-tra, tra-tra la la!
*[Sudden audience appears, applause.]
*SpongeBob: Ok, Kuromi! You Win!
*SpongeBob (narrating): How does this have anything to do with the plot?
*Then bends (narrating): We're getting there!
*[Back to show.]
*Kuromi: Of course I did! Weird Al always wins!
*SpongeBob: Hey, Kuromi. This might be sudden, but do you think we could go to the Krusty Krab together?
*Kuromi: [Blushes] W-well.. I mean-
*SpongeBob: I'll be bringing Scott the Woz and Patrick with me, if that's okay.
* Kuromi: O-oh yeah! Totally! I'll go with you guys!
*SpongeBob: Gee, thanks! Well, see you then!
*Kuromi: Yeah! You... as well..
*[Cut to SpongeBob.]
*SpongeBob: Alright! This is going to be awesome! Nothing could possibly go wrong!
*[Cut to later.]
*SpongeBob: (to Scott the Woz) This is all Patrick's fault! I'm gonna kill him! I'm seriously gonna kill him!
*Kuromi: Hey there Pat! How about some of this...
*[Kuromi pulls something random out of her pocket.]
*Kuromi: To Pimp a Butterfly on Vinyl?
*Patrick: [Growls] I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
*[The two roar and jump on top of each other.]
*SpongeBob (narrating): Now, let's go all the way back to the beginning again, in fact, even earlier, to explain me and Patrick's side.
*[Flashback.]
*SpongeBob (narrating): Ever since Squidward and I divorced, things had been strange between me and Patrick. Whenever I mentioned it...
*Patrick: Oh yeah! I loved fucking Squidward! He invited me over and...
*[Dip transition]
* Patrick: And I was the hardest I’d ever been!
*SpongeBob: (sarcastically) Gee, thanks Patrick! I’d love to hear about you having sex with my Ex-Husband more.
*SpongeBob (narrating): And, well, I was starting to get tired of it, so I decided to talk to Patrick.
*SpongeBob: Gee, thanks! Well, see you then!
*Kuromi: Yeah! You... as well..
*[Cut to SpongeBob.]
*SpongeBob: Alright! This is going to be awesome! Nothing could possibly go wrong!
*[Suddenly, he deflates.]
*SpongeBob: Patrick...
*[Transition to Patrick's house.]
*SpongeBob: Patrick, could I talk to you outside for a minute? Maybe we could take a walk around town?
*Patrick: Sure! let me just shave my armpit hair!
*[Patrick shaves his armpit hair.]
*Patrick: Alright, I'm ready to go!
*[Patrick jumps out of his rock.]
* Patrick: So, what did you want to talk about?
*SpongeBob: It's about what you've been saying lately. I don't really like you talking about that kind of stuff. Makes me very uncomfortable.
* Patrick: Oh, Squidward cheating on you for me?
*SpongeBob: That's the exact kind of thing I don't want you doing!
*Patrick: Well, guess what! I HAD SEX WITH SQUIDWARD! I HAD SEX WITH SQUIDWARD! I HAD SEX WITH SQUIDWARD! I HAD SEX WITH SQUIDWARD! I HAD-
*SpongeBob: Patrick! That's very childish! And we're also in public.. You seem to be flanderized today.
*Patrick: Oh heavens no! I'm the same old star as ever!
*SpongeBob: The same old star as ever didn't have only one tooth. I don't think he had any, actually.
*Patrick: Well, Squidward appreciates a real star, not a stupid sponge!
*SpongeBob: Patrick, you're so insensitive, you can't just say things like that, ever.
*Patrick: If I can't say things like that, I'm leaving!
*SpongeBob: Patrick-
*[Patrick disappears.]
*SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. It's gonna be like that, huh?
*[Silence.]
*SpongeBob: Taxi!
*[A taxi comes by, SpongeBob goes in.]
*Sir Urchin: Where to, Mac?
*SpongeBob: 124, Conch Street.
*[The Taxi drives to SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob walks inside, and hears strange noises coming from his bedroom.]
*SpongeBob: What the Nelly is that noise?
*[He goes to check it out, and finds Patrick rummaging through his stuff.]
*SpongeBob: Patrick What's going on?
* Patrick: I'M REALLY MAD RIGHT NOW SO I'M GOING TO MAKE A CHOICE I'LL REGRET IN THE FUTURE!
*SpongeBob: What do you mean?
*Patrick: I MEAN...
* [He holds up a Teddy Bear.]
*Patrick: This.
*SpongeBob: OH MY GOD! MR. SNUGGLES! NO, PATRICK DON'T! HE'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME!
*Patrick: WELL I DON'T CARE!
*[Patrick pulls out a lighter.]
*SpongeBob: NO, PATRICK, NO!!!!
*Patrick: YES!!! YES!!
*[Patrick sets Mr. Snuggles ablaze]
*SpongeBob: NOOOO!!!!
*[The no echoes. Cut to black.]
*[Fade in from black. The group goes to The Krusty Krab.]
*SpongeBob (under his breath): Patrick...
*Patrick (under his breath): SpongeBob...
*[SpongeTom comes by.]
*SpongeTom: Welcome to The Krusty Krab, may I take your order?
*SpongeBob: Yeah! Four Krabby Patties, 3 Kelp Shakes, 1 Diet Dr. Kelp, and Chili Coral Bits!
*SpongeTom: I'll get that in a jiffy!
*[SpongeTom goes to the kitchen. Silence.]
*Kuromi: So how's everybody been?
*[Silence.]
*SpongeTom: Here's your order.
*[SpongeTom gives everybody their food and then leaves.]
*Scott the Woz: Woah, SpongeBob. You don't look too shabby! What happened yesterday?
*SpongeBob: [Growling.]
*Scott the Woz: Woah nelly, calm down!
*SpongeBob: (to Scott the Woz) I can't, I can't! This is all Patrick's fault! I'm gonna kill him! I'm seriously gonna kill him!
*Kuromi: Hey there Pat! How about some of this...
*[Kuromi pulls something random out of her pocket.]
*Kuromi: To Pimp a Butterfly on Vinyl?
*Patrick: [Growls] I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
*[The two roar and jump on top of each other and start fighting.]
*SpongeBob: YOU SLEEP WITH MY HUSBAND, BRAG ABOUT THE SEX, AND DESTROY MR. SNUGGLES?!??! YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE!
*Patrick: YOU..... DID SOMETHING!!!
*[The two scream.]
*Police Officer #1: Hey, hey, hey! Calm down, son.
*Police Officer #2: Come on guys, Calm down!
*[They don't calm down. Cut to the two being hauled away to a Police Car.]
*Police Officer #1: You two are under arrest for...
*[He flips through a notepad.]
*Police Officer #1: Disturbing the peace... and... assault.
*Patrick: SpongeBob?
*SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick?
*Patrick: I realized something today.
*SpongeBob: What's that?
*Patrick: I was wrong for being mad at you, and I was wrong for bragging about cheating.
*Police Officer #1: Oh, and you cheated?
* Patrick: No, not like tha-
*Police Officer #2: Tell it to the judge, sister!
* [The two are thrown into the back of the Police Car.]
*SpongeBob: Squashed the beef?
*Patrick: Squashed the beef.
* [The two hug it out.]
*SpongeBob: What made you change your mind so suddenly?
*SpongeBob (narrating): I realize now it's because Then bends wanted to get writing this episode over with.
*Patrick: No reason.
*[The car drives off into the sunset. The end.]
*Mr. Zabs: That ending was really rushed, huh?
*[The camera nods.]
*Mr. Zabs: Well, I have some good news for you! Did any of you like "The Mr. Rabs Show?"
*[The camera says "no."]
*Mr. Zabs: Oh, well that's too bad. I just wanted to announce that ON MAY 3, 2024, THE RABS AWARDS WILL BE AIRING, CELEBRATING 1 YEAR OF THE MR. RABS SHOW!
*Kuromi: Don't get your hopes up, look at Then bends' track record, after all!
*Mr. Zabs: Ahem. But before that, a tribute to the show.
*Narrator: Remembering The Mr. Rabs Show...
*["Award Winners A" plays.]
*[Mr. Rabs waves at Purple Mr. Rabs and Purple Patrick from Opposite Day, as they drive away into the sunset] - Purple Mr. Rabs
*[The Entire Mr. Rabs gang is seen laughing, besides Evil Mr. Rabs, who isn’t there] - Osama bin Laden's Argument
* [The bomb is detonated, successfully destroying the cartel building. Everyone escapes safely.] - What Ever Happened to SpongeTom? Part II
*[Scene Missing.] - Squiddard, the Choir Boy
*[Osama bin Laden goes into his car and drives into the air] - Osama bin Laden Returns
*[The Mr. Rabs gang points the peashooters at her] - The Rabening
*[Mr. Rabs and IShowSpeed are on the Patty Shack's roof during the sunset] - Rabs in Time
*[SpongeTom suddenly appears.] - Squilliam Vs. Mr. Rabs
*[Mr. Labs walks in.] - Mr. Rabs meets Mr. Labs
*[Mr. Rabs jumps out of the gas station window whilst doing a summersault. The car explodes] - Mr. Rabs takes a Vacation
*[Mr. Rabs and RongeRob are sitting in Jellyfish fields] - The Mr. Rabs Movie
*[Suddenly, Mr. Zabs and Mr. Rabs 2.0 fly in through the ceiling] - NauticalSponge's Trial
*[Mr. Rabs gives SpongeRob a free Rabby Patty.] - The Quackers Plot
*[Then bends closes the door, feeling happy and content with his life. He knows that he has a lot of work to do, but he's ready to face it.] - RabsFinale/The Gaily Bugle
*[Cut to black.]
==Directors Cut==
NOTICE: This is only available through Online purchase/The "4:44" DVD.
*[The episode begins at The Krusty Krab.]
*SpongeBob: (to Scott the Woz) I'm gonna kill him! I'm seriously gonna kill him!
*Patrick: (to Kuromi) I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
*[The two roar and jump on top of each other and start fighting.]
*SpongeBob: You're probably wondering how we got here. But before I tell you that story, I have to- didn't we say this last time?
*Director: Just say something, I don't care!
*SpongeBob: Ok, as I was saying, It's a long story, I'll explain everything in detail.
*[Text: The Scott the Woz Side.]
*Scott the Woz: This is taking longer than I thought! How am I supposed to get ideas for new episodes by January?
*[He gets An Idea.]
*Scott the Woz: [Eating] These "An Idea" donuts taste delicious!
*[He throws the Donut on the ground.]
*Scott the Woz: No, no, no! I can't do this! I must get this episode out by the...
*[He checks his watch.]
*Scott the Woz: 31st! But where would I find inspiration?
*[He walks down the street. Musical Act 1.]
*[Pause.]
*SpongeBob (narrating): Really? A musical episode?
*Then bends (narrating): Well, It'd be kind of cool.
*SpongeBob (narrating): This is why you didn't win the SLA's.
*[Pause.]
*SpongeBob (narrating): Back to the story.
===Musical Act 1===
[SCOTT THE WOZ]
I know what you're thinking
Why's Scotty not been thinking?
I can't really tell
If I don't get some ideas
By the end of January
I'll be taking a big L
To get some likes would be just fine
But I'd rather perfect content all the time!
It's a truth you can't refute
I need some Ideas, and I need them soon
Picture a world where I've already
Thought of something good
I'd already be done
I'd be having fun
Playing Madden 08
There's a 2000's dude with 2000's people stuff 
Dababy with a lolly pop
Oh my gosh, I spilled by Juice!
I need some Ideas, and I need them soon
[ALL]
Soon!
[SCOTT THE WOZ]
Originality!
[ALL]
Soon!
[SCOTT THE WOZ]
Innovativetality!
[ALL]
Soon!
[SCOTT THE WOZ]
The perfect way to snare
My viewers on the 'Tube!
[ALL]
Soon!
[SCOTT THE WOZ]
In Border, Blue, or Blue
Check out this perfect thing!
I want to give it a
[He sneezes]
Sneeze!
[SCOTT HATES BREATH OF THE WILD]
Oh, really? 
Then answer these questions if you please:
What would you do if you had to choose Between some sex and a video scheme?
[SCOTT THE WOZ]
Scheme.
[ANTI-SCOTT THE WOZ]
What would you say 
Madden 09 was erased
But you'd never meet your video's goal.
[SCOTT THE WOZ]
Goal.
[GARY THE SNAIL]
Meow meow meow meow? 
Meow meow meow meow meow 
Meow meow meow meow-meow meow meow?
[SCOTT THE WOZ]
Utility.
[HELLO KITTY] 
What if world peace were within your reach—
[SOTT THE WOZ, spoken] 
Alalalalalah— I'm gonna stop you right there. It's an Idea 
Come on, Kitty. Get your head out of your ass
(sung) 
Two! Three! Four! 
[ALL] 
Thing will go and things will come 
But there's only one absolute 
Every creator on the go needs to know 
That there's no accepted substitute 
[SCOTT THE WOZ] 
I'm sorry, Plans, let's make amends 
Recurring characters are my best friends! 
If I had a gun then I would shoot
[ALL] 
'Cause nothing suits the 
Undisputed 
Oft-saluted 
Suitor of repute 
Like an... 
[SCOTT THE WOZ] 
Wait for it... 
Idea! 
[ALL] 
Nothing suits him like a plan 
(Like a plan, like a plan, like a plan, like a plan)
*Scott the Woz: Oh my god! This gives me an Idea!
*[Scott the Woz runs off. Suddenly, SpongeBob is walking on the same street.]
*SpongeBob: Patrick, you're so insensitive, you can't just say things like...
*[SpongeBob and Patrick walk away from the camera's view.]
*Narrator: Meanwhile, with Scott the Woz...
*[Scott the Woz has just arrived home.]
*Scott the Woz: I gotta tell SpongeBob! He'd be so proud!
*[Scott the Woz grabs his phone.]
*Scott the Woz: Hello, SpongeBob?
*SpongeBob (on the phone): NO, PATRICK, NO!!!!
*Patrick (on the phone): YES!!! YES!! SpongeBob (on the phone): NOOOO!!!!
*[Scott the Woz hangs up.]
*Scott the Woz: Well, I guess I'll just tell them tomorrow, when we have lunch together. This "Kuromi" girl they keep telling me about must be awesome!
*[Scott the Woz starts recording.]
*Scott the Woz: Hey, all, Scott here! Liberals! You either hate 'em or unsubscribe.
*[Cut to later.]
*SpongeTom: Here's your order.
*[SpongeTom gives everybody their food and then leaves.]
*Scott the Woz: Woah, SpongeBob. You don't look too shabby! What happened yesterday?
*SpongeBob: [Growling.]
*Scott the Woz: Woah nelly, calm down!
*SpongeBob: (to Scott the Woz) I can't, I can't! This is all Patrick's fault! I'm gonna kill him! I'm seriously gonna kill him!
*[The two roar and jump on top of each other and start fighting.]
*SpongeBob (narrating): Now, let's go all the way back to the beginning, to explain the Kuromi side.
*[Text: The Kuromi Side.]
*SpongeBob: Hey, Kuromi. What's going on here?
*Kuromi: I'm moving over here!
*SpongeBob: Really? That's awesome!
*Kuromi: I know!
*SpongeBob: So, want to get some Ice Cream?
*Kuromi: Sure! There's this place, The Kwik-E-Mart nearby. He used to have Dog Semen but he removed it from his Ice Cream.
*SpongeBob: Really! That's awesome! I remember the last time I ate there...
*[Flashback.]
*RongeRob: I have a lot of people here. So um, this might take awhile.
*Mr. Rabs' Gang: Thank god you already have our flavors! This shouldn't take too long!
*Apu: Not to worry.
*RongeRob: Ok, um, what do you want, IShowSpeed?
*[IShowSpeed whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Doctor #1?
*[Doctor #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Alright. thank you. What would you like, Mrs. Krusty?
*[Mrs. Krusty whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*SpongeBob (in his mind): Oh, boy. How long is this going to take?
*RongeRob: And what would you kids like?
*[The children whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. President?
*[Joe Biden whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: [Whispering to himself] Phony... And what would you like, Lebron?
*[LeBron James whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. Principal?
*[The Principal whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Angel Purple Mr. Rabs?
*SpongeBob (in his mind): Seriously? Angels and Devils?
*[Angel Purple Mr. Rabs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Devil Purple Mr. Rabs?
*[Devil Purple Mr. Rabs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. Rabs Sr.?
*[Mr. Rabs Sr. whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mrs. Rabs?
*[Mrs. Rabs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Purple Patrick from Opposite Day, you're my friend! I already know what you would want!
*Purple Patrick from Opposite Day: Thanks, buddy.
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Job Interviewer?
*[The Job Interviewer whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And you don't like Ice Cream, Squidward. What would you like Mr. Krabs?
*[Mr. Krabs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, SpongeBob?
*SpongeBob (whispering): Vanilla, please? 
*[RongeRob writes down "Vanilla" on a yellow legal pad, and walks away.] 
*SpongeBob (in mind): How long is this gonna take? I feel like I've been standing here for hours!
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Geeks?
*[The Geeks whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: وماذا تريد يا أسامة?
*[Osama bin Laden whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And you DON'T get any Ice Cream, for being a bad boy, Evil Mr. Rabs! Neither do you, Plankton! (Episode). And what would you like, Guy Fieri?
*[Guy Fieri whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Doctor?
*[The Doctor whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Nurses?
*[The Nurses whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, QuackersClocks?
*[QuackersClocks whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Patrick?
*[Patrick whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Patrick Not-Star?
*[Patrick Not-Star whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And you won't get anything, SF99.
*SF99: What! How come?
*RongeRob: You destroyed city like a week ago.
*SpongeBob (in his mind): [Laughter.]
*[SF99 makes a sad face and walks away.]
*RongeRob: You and Dake won't get anything either, Quandale. Also, how did you get here?
*Quandale Dingle: We have our ways.
*[RongeRob looks at them, suspicious, and walks away]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Messi?
*[Messi whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, SpongeTom?
*[SpongeTom whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Dedenne Guy?
*[Dedenne Guy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Seth MacFarlane, you're an ass, so nothing for you.
*Seth MacFarlane: Aw, man!
*[RongeRob walks away from him]
*RongeRob: I'll see you in hell, Vern and Johnny. And what would you like, Cleveland Brown?
*[Cleveland Brown whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Donald Trump, our one and only true president?
*[Donald Trump whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, loyal Customers #1 and #2?
*[The Customers whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: 9 + 10 Kid, tsk tsk tsk. And what would you like, Muscle Man?
*[Muscle Man whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Teenager?
*[Teenager whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Jim, tsk tsk tsk. And what would you Quidward's Ghost?
*Quidward's Ghost: I want revenge!
*RongeRob: They don't serve that here, sorry. And you Thugs suck! Nothing for you! And what would you like, SpongeBob Returns?
*[SpongeBob Returns whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Burger Beard and birds?
*[Burger Beard, Kyle and David whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Squiddard?
*[Squiddard whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Receptionist?
*[The Receptionist whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Nr. Nabs... or is it Mr. Nabs? I don't know
*Mr. Nabs: It's MISTER Nabs! MISTER!!!!
*[Mr. Nabs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Sorry you couldn't make it, Ian and Antown.
*[He places his frycook hat on his chest for 5 seconds whilst looking down, than walks away]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Cashier?
*[The Cashier whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Fred?
*[Fred whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper, but as RongeRob walks away, he steps on Fred's leg]
*Fred: My leg!
*RongeRob: Oh, sorry Fred!
*[He walks away, stepping on Fred's leg again]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Kuromi?
*[Kuromi whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like....
*[He takes on quick glance at EDP445, who is licking his lips at the sight of Kuromi]
*RongeRob: Actually, nevermind.
*[He walks away, distressed]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Cop #1?
*[Cop #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And you aren't getting anything, Vincent Waller. And what would you like, What Zit Tooya?
*What Zit Tooya: I'll tell you what I want! I want my job back!
*RongeRob: Aw! Maybe you'll get that someday!
*[He walks away]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Nicolas Carr, music editor for SpongeBob?
*[Nicolas Carr whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Dr. Fortnite B. Science?
*[Dr. Fortnite B. Science whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And you're gross, Utrenkl.
*[Utrenkl makes a sad face, and RongeRob walks away]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Police Officer #1?
*[Police Officer #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Znail Fail?
*Znail Fail: I'd just like to critique this final episode. I think that-
*[Suddenly, a giant Evil Mr. Rabs steps on him]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, SpongeGlock w/ Legs?
*[SpongeGlock w/ Legs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, NauticalSponge?
*[NauticalSponge whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Then bends, thanks for canceling the show!
*Then bends: You're welcome!
*[Everybody looks at Then bends, who nervously shrugs.]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, ItchyBurrito?
*[ItchyBurrito whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Sandy?
*[Sandy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Bubble Bass?
*[Bubble Bass whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob attempts to write down his flavor on a sheet of paper, but due to how complicated it is, he rips it up and throws it out.]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Garfield?
*[Garfield whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Sorry, Dirk Dinkum! You've caused too much Trouble! But what would you like, Springtrap?
*[Springtrap whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Tiger?
*[The Tiger whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Incidental 69?
*[Incidental 69 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Old Man Walker?
*[Old Man Walker whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Sorry, Nermal! You've caused too much Trouble! But what would you like, Baku?
*[Baku whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Rain Cloud?
*[Rain Cloud whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Incidental 70?
*[Incidental 70 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. Mailman?
*[The Mailman whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: It's no fair you kicked the gang out of Crack Island, Manager dude!
*Manager: He... He was so rude!
*RongeRob: And you're so woke! Hmmph!
*[He walks away]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Kanye West?
*[Kanye West whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, AI Kanye?
*AI Kanye: Well, you see, the other day I was walking down the street, and I-
*SpongeBob (in his mind): This is seriously so annoying. Thanks Then bends! Now I gotta relive this hell!
*RongeRob: Thank you very much, Kanye. And what would you like, Mr. Rabs Grandma?
*[Mr. Rabs Grandma whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, SpongeRob?
*[SpongeRob whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Amberal ert?
*[Amberal ert whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Jack Black?
*[Jack Black whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And... yuck, Woke Mr. Rabs! And what would you like, Primitive Rabs, and Evil Primitive Rabs?
*[The Primitive Rabs whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, The Inferior Mr. Rabs?
*[The Inferior Mr. Rabs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Kid #1?
*[Kid #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?
*[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Squilliam Fancyson The Third?
*[Squilliam whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Customer #1?
*[Customer #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Health Inspector Yellowtail Andy?
*[Andy Yellowtail whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Sir Urchin and Snail Fail?
*[Sir Urchin and Snail Fail whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And- no way, Jose! You're not getting anything, Evil Employee!
*[He walks away]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Fat Guy #1?
*[Fat Guy #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Person in Desk #1?
*[Person in Desk #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Dentist Lady?
*[Dentist Lady whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Tippy Tinkletrousers! You're a bad, bad man! But what would you like, Tricky Dick?
*[Tricky Dick whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Homeless Guy?
*[The Homeless Guy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, PyroLego?
*[PyroLego whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Guy Employee?
*[Guy Employee whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Larry the Lobster?
*[Larry the Lobster whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Gary?
*[Gary meows into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Incidental 107?
*[Incidental 107 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Salesman?
*[The Salesman whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. Mayor?
*[The Mayor whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Orphan #1?
*[Orphan #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Dad inc?
*[Dad inc whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Fat Guy #1?
*[Fat Guy #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And for trying to destroy the world as we know, you get nothing, SpingeBill!
*SpingeBill: Aw, man!
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Cashier Guy?
*[Cashier Guy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mall Officer #1?
*[Mall Officer #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, EmpLemon?
*[EmpLemon whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Dog Huh?
*Dog Huh: Huh?
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Brody Foxx?
*[Brody Foxx whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, My Melody?
*[My Melody whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And for being such a cutie, you can have two!
*[Cut to Kuromi, sad]
*KuromI: T-two?
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Phineas and Ferb?
*[Phineas and Ferb whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, SongBob?
*[SongBob whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Jury Members and Judge?
*[They whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Store Clerk?
*[The clerk whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, CowCowManManThingIt?
*[CowCowManManThingIt whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you two Ghetto fellas like?
*[Ghetto Mr. Rabs and Ghetto RongeRob whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Snoop Dogg?
*[Snoop Dogg whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Incidental 49A?
*[Incidental 49A whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. Beast?
*[Mr. Beast whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, CEO Guy?
*[The CEO Guy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, John?
*[John whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mable?
*[Mable whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Government Person?
*[The Government Person whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Incidental 41?
*[Incidental 41 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Big D. Randy?
*[Big D. Randy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Animany?
*[Animany whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Tit's Ghost?
*[Titus's Ghost whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Funeral Guy?
*[The Funeral Guy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Hotdog Stand Guy?
*[The Hotdog Stand Guy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. Pizza?
*[Mr. Pizza whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And finally, what would you like, Windows 7?
*[Windows 7 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Alright! That's everyone! Now, to walk all the way back to the front!
*SpongeBob (in his mind): OH MY GOD FINALLY!
*[Flashforward.]
*Apu: Hello, what would you like?
*Kuromi: I want ICE CREAM!!
*Apu: Excellent choice.
*SpongeBob: I want Ice Cream also.
*Apu: Good job. I will be back in 1 minute.
*Narrator: 60 seconds later...
*Apu: Here is your Ice Cream.
*SpongeBob: Gee, thanks!
*Kuromi: You know, getting Ice Cream makes me want to... sing!
*SpongeBob: That's nice, but I'm better at singing. Listen:
===Musical Act 2===
[SPONGEBOB]
Ooooooooo-oooooooohhh-woh-woooh!
I just got
The most delicious
Ice Cream
It is
Oh, so tasty!
I feel like I'm in heaven with every lick!
No dog semen in sight
No, not even a mite
This Ice Cream is so good
I could bust all over-
[SPONGEBOB, spoken] 
I'm not going to finish that lyric.
But
[SPONGEBOB, sung]
Apu's Ice Cream, so yummy
800-588-2300-Empire-y
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEE...
Ice Cream!
*Kuromi: Please. I could do so much better. Listen.
*[Kuromi clears her throat.]
*Kuromi: This song is called "Captain Underpants."
===Musical Act 3===
[KUROMI]
Are you worried 'bout impending doom? 
Those evil villains got you filled with gloom? 
Don't you fear, there's a hero in the sky, the sky, the sky
It's not a bird and it's not a plane 
And it's not an egg salad sandwich 
It's the waistband warrior 
Hear his mighty battle cry 
Tra la la!
Underpants! 
Hey, watch out, crime! 
It's Captain Underpants! It's wedgie power time! 
Na-na-na-na-na, Captain Underpants, yeah, yeah, yeah 
Underpants! He's busting down doors 
Captain Underpants! While wearing just his drawers 
Na-na-na-na-na, Captain Underpants, yeah, yeah, yeah 
His name is Under, Under, Underpants! 
I'm saying Under, Under, Underpants! 
Oh by some unlikely chance 
Captain Underpants is his name 
Tra, tra-tra, tra-tra la la!
Snap your fingers and he'll be right there 
That freaky bald dude in his underwear 
He'll drop his trousers and fight to save the day, the day, the day
There he goes in his dashing cape 
Here he comes in his tighty whiteys 
All the bad guys soil themselves every time they hear him say 
"Tra la la!"
Underpants! Yeah, who's that hunk?! 
Captain Underpants! Is that cotton pre-shrunk? 
Na-na-na-na-na, Captain Underpants, yeah, yeah, yeah 
Underpants! Suspend your disbelief 
Captain Underpants! He'll save the world in his briefs N
a-na-na-na-na, Captain Underpants, yeah, yeah, yeah 
Under, Under, Underpants 
I'm saying Under, Under, Underpants 
Check out that superhero stance 
Captain Underpants is his name
Oh, Under, Under, Underpants! 
He's Captain Under, Under, Underpants! 
By some crazy circumstance 
Captain Underpants is his name 
Tra, tra-tra, tra-tra la la!
*[Sudden audience appears, applause.]
*SpongeBob: Ok, Kuromi! You Win!
*SpongeBob (narrating): How does this have anything to do with the plot?
*Then bends (narrating): We're getting there!
*[Back to show.]
*Kuromi: Of course I did! Weird Al always wins!
*SpongeBob: Hey, Kuromi. This might be sudden, but do you think we could go to the Krusty Krab together?
*Kuromi: [Blushes] W-well.. I mean-
*SpongeBob: I'll be bringing Scott the Woz and Patrick with me, if that's okay.
*Kuromi: O-oh yeah! Totally! I'll go with you guys!
*SpongeBob: Gee, thanks! Well, see you then!
*Kuromi: Yeah! You... as well..
*[Cut to SpongeBob.]
*SpongeBob: Alright! This is going to be awesome! Nothing could possibly go wrong!
*[Cut to later.]
*SpongeBob: (to Scott the Woz) This is all Patrick's fault! I'm gonna kill him! I'm seriously gonna kill him!
*Kuromi: Hey there Pat! How about some of this...
*[Kuromi pulls something random out of her pocket.]
*Kuromi: To Pimp a Butterfly on Vinyl?
*Patrick: [Growls] I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
*[The two roar and jump on top of each other.]
*SpongeBob (narrating): Now, let's go all the way back to the beginning again, in fact, even earlier, to explain me and Patrick's side.
*[Flashback.]
*SpongeBob (narrating): Ever since Squidward and I divorced, things had been strange between me and Patrick. Whenever I mentioned it...
*Patrick: Oh yeah! I loved fucking Squidward! He invited me over and...
*[Dip transition]
*Patrick: And I was the hardest I’d ever been!
*SpongeBob: (sarcastically) Gee, thanks Patrick! I’d love to hear about you having sex with my Ex-Husband more.
*SpongeBob (narrating): And, well, I was starting to get tired of it, so I decided to talk to Patrick.
*SpongeBob: Gee, thanks! Well, see you then!
*Kuromi: Yeah! You... as well..
*[Cut to SpongeBob.]
*SpongeBob: Alright! This is going to be awesome! Nothing could possibly go wrong!
*[Suddenly, he deflates.]
*SpongeBob: Patrick...
*[Transition to Patrick's house.]
*SpongeBob: Patrick, could I talk to you outside for a minute? Maybe we could take a walk around town?
*Patrick: Sure! let me just shave my armpit hair!
*[Patrick shaves his armpit hair.]
*Patrick: Alright, I'm ready to go!
*[Patrick jumps out of his rock.]
*Patrick: So, what did you want to talk about?
*SpongeBob: It's about what you've been saying lately. I don't really like you talking about that kind of stuff. Makes me very uncomfortable.
*Patrick: Oh, Squidward cheating on you for me?
*SpongeBob: That's the exact kind of thing I don't want you doing!
*Patrick: Well, guess what! I HAD SEX WITH SQUIDWARD! I HAD SEX WITH SQUIDWARD! I HAD SEX WITH SQUIDWARD! I HAD SEX WITH SQUIDWARD! I HAD-
*SpongeBob: Patrick! That's very childish! And we're also in public.. You seem to be flanderized today.
*Patrick: Oh heavens no! I'm the same old star as ever!
*SpongeBob: The same old star as ever didn't have only one tooth. I don't think he had any, actually.
*Patrick: Well, Squidward appreciates a real star, not a stupid sponge!
*SpongeBob: Patrick, you're so insensitive, you can't just say things like that, ever.
*Patrick: If I can't say things like that, I'm leaving!
*SpongeBob: Patrick-
*[Patrick disappears.]
*SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. It's gonna be like that, huh?
*[Silence.]
*SpongeBob: Taxi!
*[A taxi comes by, SpongeBob goes in.]
*Sir Urchin: Where to, Mac?
*SpongeBob: 124, Conch Street.
*[The Taxi drives to SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob walks inside, and hears strange noises coming from his bedroom.]
*SpongeBob: What the Nelly is that noise?
*[He goes to check it out, and finds Patrick rummaging through his stuff.]
*SpongeBob: Patrick What's going on?
*Patrick: I'M REALLY MAD RIGHT NOW SO I'M GOING TO MAKE A CHOICE I'LL REGRET IN THE FUTURE!
*SpongeBob: What do you mean?
*Patrick: I MEAN...
*[He holds up a Teddy Bear.]
*Patrick: This.
*SpongeBob: OH MY GOD! MR. SNUGGLES! NO, PATRICK DON'T! HE'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME!
*Patrick: WELL I DON'T CARE!
*[Patrick pulls out a lighter.]
*SpongeBob: NO, PATRICK, NO!!!!
*Patrick: YES!!! YES!!
*[Patrick sets Mr. Snuggles ablaze]
*SpongeBob: NOOOO!!!!
*[The no echoes. Cut to black.]
*[Fade in from black. The group goes to The Krusty Krab.]
*SpongeBob (under his breath): Patrick...
*Patrick (under his breath): SpongeBob...
*[SpongeTom comes by.]
*SpongeTom: Welcome to The Krusty Krab, may I take your order?
*SpongeBob: Yeah! Four Krabby Patties, 3 Kelp Shakes, 1 Diet Dr. Kelp, and Chili Coral Bits!
*SpongeTom: I'll get that in a jiffy!
*[SpongeTom goes to the kitchen. Silence.]
*Kuromi: So how's everybody been?
*[Silence.]
*SpongeTom: Here's your order.
*[SpongeTom gives everybody their food and then leaves.]
*Scott the Woz: Woah, SpongeBob. You don't look too shabby! What happened yesterday?
*SpongeBob: [Growling.]
*Scott the Woz: Woah nelly, calm down!
*SpongeBob: (to Scott the Woz) I can't, I can't! This is all Patrick's fault! I'm gonna kill him! I'm seriously gonna kill him!
*Kuromi: Hey there Pat! How about some of this...
*[Kuromi pulls something random out of her pocket.]
*Kuromi: To Pimp a Butterfly on Vinyl?
*Patrick: [Growls] I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
*[The two roar and jump on top of each other and start fighting.]
*SpongeBob: YOU SLEEP WITH MY HUSBAND, BRAG ABOUT THE SEX, AND DESTROY MR. SNUGGLES?!??! YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE!
*Patrick: YOU..... DID SOMETHING!!!
*[The two scream.]
*Police Officer #1: Hey, hey, hey! Calm down, son.
*Police Officer #2: Come on guys, Calm down!
*[They don't calm down. Cut to the two being hauled away to a Police Car.]
*Police Officer #1: You two are under arrest for...
*[He flips through a notepad.]
*Police Officer #1: Disturbing the peace... and... assault.
*Patrick: SpongeBob?
*SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick?
*Patrick: I realized something today.
*SpongeBob: What's that?
*Patrick: I was wrong for being mad at you, and I was wrong for bragging about cheating.
*Police Officer #1: Oh, and you cheated?
*Patrick: No, not like tha-
*Police Officer #2: Tell it to the judge, sister!
*[The two are thrown into the back of the Police Car.]
*SpongeBob: Squashed the beef?
*Patrick: Squashed the beef.
*[The two hug it out.]
*SpongeBob: What made you change your mind so suddenly?
*SpongeBob (narrating): I realize now it's because Then bends wanted to get writing this episode over with.
*Patrick: No reason.
*[The car drives off into the sunset. The end.]
*Mr. Zabs: That ending was really rushed, huh?
*[The camera nods.]
*Mr. Zabs: Well, I have some good news for you! Did any of you like "The Mr. Rabs Show?"
*[The camera says "no."]
*Mr. Zabs: Oh, well that's too bad. I just wanted to announce that ON MAY 3, 2024, THE RABS AWARDS WILL BE AIRING, CELEBRATING 1 YEAR OF THE MR. RABS SHOW!
*Kuromi: Don't get your hopes up, look at Then bends' track record, after all!
*Mr. Zabs: Ahem. But before that, a tribute to the show.
*Narrator: Remembering The Mr. Rabs Show...
*["Award Winners A" plays.]
*[Mr. Rabs waves at Purple Mr. Rabs and Purple Patrick from Opposite Day, as they drive away into the sunset] - Purple Mr. Rabs
*[The Entire Mr. Rabs gang is seen laughing, besides Evil Mr. Rabs, who isn’t there] - Osama bin Laden's Argument
*[The bomb is detonated, successfully destroying the cartel building. Everyone escapes safely.] - What Ever Happened to SpongeTom? Part II
*[Scene Missing.] - Squiddard, the Choir Boy
*[Osama bin Laden goes into his car and drives into the air] - Osama bin Laden Returns
*[The Mr. Rabs gang points the peashooters at her] - The Rabening
*[Mr. Rabs and IShowSpeed are on the Patty Shack's roof during the sunset] - Rabs in Time
*[SpongeTom suddenly appears.] - Squilliam Vs. Mr. Rabs
*[Mr. Labs walks in.] - Mr. Rabs meets Mr. Labs
*[Mr. Rabs jumps out of the gas station window whilst doing a summersault. The car explodes] - Mr. Rabs takes a Vacation
*[Mr. Rabs and RongeRob are sitting in Jellyfish fields] - The Mr. Rabs Movie
*[Suddenly, Mr. Zabs and Mr. Rabs 2.0 fly in through the ceiling] - NauticalSponge's Trial
*[Mr. Rabs gives SpongeRob a free Rabby Patty.] - The Quackers Plot
*[Then bends closes the door, feeling happy and content with his life. He knows that he has a lot of work to do, but he's ready to face it.] - RabsFinale/The Gaily Bugle
*[Cut to black.]
*SpongeBob (narrating): What a cut. All you did was reuse a bunch of footage from RabsFinale.
*Then bends (narrating): I know, it was smart, right? right!
*[The end.]
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