Team Rocket

Team Rocket is a team of people who steal Pokemon and are able to fly away into the sky. They have unrivalled abilities like being able to open a can of toothpaste with only their butt cheeks, excluding meowth since he stole James's and transplanted it unto himself. They also have the power to control toasters with the power of their hands and fingers. They have not found the One Piece yet. 
They were the secret members of the Nazis tasked with finding Davy Jones's Locker, before being fried over a barbecue by SpongeBob and Patrick because they stinked too much. 
==Members==
*We couldn't see these two because THEY FLEW AWAY BEFORE WE WERE ABLE TO HEAR THEIR NAMES!
*The Poker
*Rokit
*Meowth
*Buzz Lightyear
*Mario Head
*Wario
*Waluigi
*Brock
*Megaman
*Swiper 
==Fails At Pokemon Stealing==
Member 	The Attempt 	Outcome 	The Pokemon They Got
The Two Unknown Dudes Who Flew Away Before We Were Able To Hear Their Names	EVERYTHING. POSSIBLE. 	THEY FLEW AWAY AND DIED! 	NEVER!
Meowth 	Used very annoying catchphrases and annoyed everyone. 	HE KILLED ASH. 	Himself
Rokit 	He was gonna shoot the Pokemon. 	Shot himself with his laser blasters. 	None.
Buzz Lightyear 	HE FLEW TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! 	Flew away by himself again! 	A rare space-type Pokemon
Swiper 	Swiped Pikachu from Ash's hands. 	Got him and yelled "YOU'RE TOOOO LATE!" 	Pikachu
Meowth 	Tried to rid the world of Raichu, Wakko & Scotch (they foiled 5 too many of his plans)	Got asploded by a stick of dynamite and got sent to Lord Hater's ship	
Brock 	None. 	Realized that he is against Team Rocket. 	None.
==Amount Of Times A Member Flew Away Again==
Infinity.
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