FDA

:Not to be confused with FDA (Feet and Donuts Association)
The FDA, or Food and Drug Administarion, is a bunch of upright hypocritical nerds who are controlled by the UnAmerican Government and Obamasnow. The FDA try to make sure that people don't get poisoned and stuff, because they despise fun. Because of the FDA, lots of fun stuff had been stopped, which is not only dumb, but makes them look like idiots. Like the time they cancelled Buzz Cola because they had a special ingredient too hot for the FDA! They said i's for "pUbLiC sAfTeY!!! HaNd Me My PaCiFiEr MoMmY!!!!" but we all know it was to stomp on fun, MULTIPLE TIMES!!! You'll definitely run into guys who say the FDA is good, so please do us a favor and kick them in the face. Don't actually do that in real life. UnAnything will NOT be held accountable for anything you re-enact from this wiki. Anyways, we know how the FDA works, the see something fun, they decided to ban it for a dumb reason!
Here is a very small list of all the cool stuff that they have shut down:
Stuff the FDA has shut down
Thing 	Reason
Campbell's Rockin' Steaks™	The steaks were covered in aluminum and was poisoning people.
Wario Battle Arena 	The FDA discovered that Wario was selling poisonous mushrooms out of a hotdog cart.
Captain 0's Pizza 	The FDA shut down Captain 0's Pizza because the food was too awesome and it made them angry. It opened up again 10 minutes later though. With a sign telling the FDA that they’re nothing but losers!
Coronavirus 	This is the only time ever that the FDA has shut down something that wasn't awesome. In fact, it was downright disturbing.
Of course there’s more. But we’d be here all month long listing them so go to Wikipedia! 
Category:Stuff
Category:Dumb stuff
Category:Bad stuff
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