Transcript:Horrid Henry Gets Married

[The episode opens up with Henry spying on Margret's garden through a telescope from a tree. Peter can be seen standing below.]
Henry: Enemy camp in sight!
[The scene switches to a view of Margret through the telescope. She is sitting at a table with a jar of biscuits in the middle.]
Margret: Dinner's ready. Haven't you laid the table yet?
Susan: [setting some plates down] You're such a meanie bossy-boots! It's not fair! [grabs the biscuit jar]
[The scene switches back to Henry's garden, and Peter is shown to be holding Henry's Bubble Blaster.]
Peter: Ooo! Can I have a go at the telescope, Henry?
Henry: [turns around] Henry what?
Peter: Oh, sorry. Henry Lord High Excellent Majesty?
Henry: No! I told you to guard the fort!
Peter: [sighs and walks away]
[The scene switches back to Margret's garden, where Susan is pouring biscuits onto one of the plates.]
Henry: Target in range! Operation: Biscuit Snatch commends! 
[As Susan and Margret eat their biscuits, Henry moves a loose plank of the fence out of the way, which gives him a clear view of the garden. He fires his Bubble Blaster at Margret, soaking her and causing her to yell out.]
Margret: Augh!! Why?!
Susan: What?! I didn't do anything!
Margret: Liar! 
[As Susan and Margret argue with each other, Henry sneaks into the garden. He crawls toward the table and reaches for the jar, only for Margret to slam her fist down on his hand.]
Henry: Oww!!
Margret: [looks under the table] Henry! 
[Henry acts fast and grabs the jar of biscuits before making a run for it. Susan and Margret chase after him.] 
Margret: HENRY!
Peter: [slides back the loose fence plank] Hurry up, Henry!
[Peter accidentally lets the plank slide back into place, which causes Henry to run smack into the fence. He falls backward, knocked out as stars spin around his head. Margret and Susan soon catch up.]
Susan: Is he alright?
Margret: I think he's dead. [leans in] Are you dead, Henry?! Nod if you are.
[Henry's vision becomes blurry as the scene fades out. It opens back up again to Margret and Susan still standing over him, but they are now in a house. The girls also look different, appearing much older than they actually are. The scene switches to a third person view, where we can see Henry also looks older. The trio appear to be in a living room of sorts.] 
Henry: [sits up and rubs his head] Wh...What happened to YOU? 
Margret: To ME? You're the one who bumped your head.
Henry: But...you look so OLD!
Margret: Oh don't be horrid, Henry! I'm twenty-seven, same as you!
Henry: [stands up] Twenty-seven?! [walks over to a nearby mirror, where he can see he has changed as well.] NOOOOOOO!!!!
[title card opens] 
Henry: How did I get here? Where am I anyway?! 
Margret: Ugh, don't be horrid, Henry! You know very well this is our house.
Henry: You mean YOUR house?
Margret: I mean the house we're going to live in when we're married!
Henry: MARRIED?!
Margret: DON'T SHOUT, HENRY! You'll wake the baby.
Henry: We've got...a BABY?!
Margret: Don't be horrid, Henry! 
Susan: Yeah, Henry! 
Margret: It's Linda's. I'm looking after it while she tries on her bridesmaid's dress.
Henry: [walks past them] I don't feel well...
Margret: Don't be pathetic, Henry. You haven't forgotten your cooking, have you?
Henry: [sits down on the sofa] Tell me this isn't happening!
Margret: I've written a list of your jobs. Susan and I will have our coffee in the garden. Well hurry up, now! [hands Henry the list]
[Margret and Susan exit the room, but a moment later Susan peeks her head back in.]
Susan: Yeah, Henry! Hurry up!
Henry: [reading the list] Take baby to park...do the shopping...cook dinner...collect wedding suit?! [addresses the audience] I can't believe this is happening!
Margret: [from another room] Heeenryyyy! Coffee! NOW!
[A baby starts crying from a carrier sitting on the couch next to Henry. He gets up and shushes the baby, picking her up. He sniffs her, only to discover she had soiled herself. He groans in disgust, putting her back in the carrier as she continues to cry.]
Margret: HENRY! WHERE'S OUR COFFEE?!
[Henry growls in annoyance, as the scene fades to an overhead view of the park. It cuts to Henry pushing the baby in a stroller. He stops to look at some kids playing on the playground, then spots Ralph jogging toward him.]
Henry: Ralph? Is that you?!
Ralph: [jogging in place] Oh hi, Henry! Big day tomorrow! How's Margret?
Henry: Moody. You're running!
Ralph: [still jogging] Yep. Gotta keep fit! 
Henry: Wow...you've changed. Uh, would you do me a favor?
[The scene transitions to Ralph being the one to push the stroller through the park. The two men wave at each other, before Henry turns his attention on the kids playing on the playground.]
Henry: [addressing the audience] Ha-ha! This'll prove I'm not old.
[Henry runs to the merry-go-round as kids watch. He tries to spin on it, but it goes too fast which causes him to become dizzy.]
Henry: [stumbling around] Woah! I'm old...I'm old!
[The scene transitions again, where Henry is sitting on a bench near the playground. Ralph comes back with the stroller.]
Ralph: All done. She's still...asleep!
Henry: Ralph...have you ever felt like you're trapped in a nightmare?
Ralph: Eh, what do you mean?
Henry: Oh, never mind. Ralph, give me a shock.
Ralph: Oh alright. BOO! [chuckles] That was a bit rude.
[the baby starts crying again.]
Henry: Oh, thanks. You've been a BIG help.
[The scene fades into Margret's living room, where Margret is lying on the couch eating a bag of crisps. Henry enters the room carrying shopping bags.]
Margret: And what time do you call this?
Henry: I had to do all the shopping!
Margret: The house is a mess, the dinner's not ready, and they'll be here any minute!
Henry: Who?
Margret: Your PARENTS! Oh Henry, you're going to have to shape up when we're married. 
[Henry sits down in a chair and turns the TV on. Peter can be seen on the screen, wearing a chef's uniform.]
Peter: And later, I'll show you how to make a yummy broccoli and beetroot crumble! 
Henry: Peter?
Margret: Mmm. Pity you didn't turn out rich and famous like your brother.
Henry: Peter's rich and famous?!
Margret: Duh! He's got his own TV series.
Henry: [scoffs] Anyone can do that.
Margret: You can't. You can't even boil an egg. Aren't you meant to be making dinner by the way? Well off you go!
[Henry turns the TV off and takes the groceries to the kitchen.]
Henry: [addressing the audience] Tonight, I'll be making Henry's "Super Speedy Pizza!"
Margret: [from another room] HENRYY! I need more crisps!
Henry: [kicks the door shut and starts preparing the pizza] Take one pizza base, then add all your favorite toppings! Tomato sauce, crisps, biscuits, chips, and chocolate! [adds all the ingredients and puts the pizza in the oven] Into the oven, and ah viola! Pizza to go!
Margret: Henry! They're here!
[The scene switches to outside, where Peter and his two children pull up in their car. Henry goes outside to meet them.]
Peter: Hi, Henry! How do you like the new car? I just had it delivered! Cost a lot, but luckily my new book paid for it. Ooh, I brought you a copy. [hands Henry the book]
Henry: You're making vegetables?
Peter: Yeah! Clever, huh? [opens the book] See? I signed it, "To Henry" inside.
Henry: Oh, thanks. [tosses the book] 
Nephew 1: Hi, Uncle Henry!
Nephew 2: Will you play with us?
Nephew 1: Pleaaseee, Uncle Henry!
Peter: [pats his son's head] I'm sure Uncle Henry's got a lot to do. Why don't you help lay the table?
Nephew 2: Ooo, couldn't we play in the garden, Daddy? 
Nephew 1: Pleasity-please, Uncle Henry?
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