Help for That Is on Its Way

Help for That Is on Its Way is a Jack Attack from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
"I hope you're ready. Cause you're not gonna be gettin' any extra help―with this."
JACK ATTACK
Subject 	Answer
Preparation H®	hemorrhoids
Depend® 	incontinence
Beano® 	flatulence
Desenex® 	athlete’s foot
Listerine® 	halitosis
Vagisil™ 	yeast infection
Pepto-Bismol® 	diarrhea
===Decoy Answers===
tooth decay, back pain, toes, mouth, gonorrhea, kidney stones, asthma, runny nose, minty, trust, pink stuff, diaper, the grippe, tortilla chips, hair loss, headache, ticks, PMS, acne, ingrown toenails
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