The History of the Tri-State Area

"The History of the Tri-State Area" is a song performed by Don, a city hall tour guide in the episode, "Where's Pinky?", explaining the Tri-State Area's long history to city hall visitors.
==Lyrics==
:Don: A lot of people know that the Tri-State Area
:Used to be a Bi-State Area with an Adjacent Area over there;
:What people don't know is that originally it was three distinct
:Single-State Areas, but people don't care.
:The founders of the Area were independent thinkers,
:Completely unaffected by bureaucratic hurdles
:And that's why the Capitol building was moved here from Sri Lanka
:On the backs of seven giant sea turtles.
:It's the history of an area, the Tri-State Area,
:Formed mostly from adobe and seaweed;
:If you've heard it different elsewhere, that's historical hysteria,
:So stop believing everything you read!
:Over here's a diorama of the first diorama
:Of Vincent Diorama, who lived right here!
:When I say "right here", I mean in this very room,
:'Til we moved him to a studio apartment last year.
:It's the history of an area, the Tri-State Area,
:Don't mean to cause a ruckus or a fuss;
:It's the birthplace of the onion and the Danville cafeteria,
:And home of Bigfoot's hairless cousin, us!
:It's the history of an area, the Tri-State Area,
:Where planet Venus holds some office space;
:Try to think of someplace better, well I double-dog-dare ya,
:But if you can't, then get out of my face!
:It's the
:Don and male tour patrons: History of the Tri-State Area!
:Background singer: History of the
:Background singer, Candace, and female tour patrons: Tri-State Area!
:Background singer: Area! yeah
==Background information==
*The tour guide, Don, is voiced by Wayne Brady of Whose Line Is It Anyway? and Let's Make a Deal fame. Brady co-wrote the song as well.
*This is the third Gilbert & Sullivan-esque patter song, after "Atlantis" and "I Really Don't Hate Christmas".
*At the beginning of the song, pictures from "Ain't Got Rhythm" and "Impress My Professor" are seen in glass boxes.
Category:Songs
Category:Season 4 Phineas and Ferb songs