S07E08 - Hokey Poke Me

This episode completes "Various Climaxes" and then also starts and completes the final story in the series, "Welcome to the Family".
== Episode Summary ==
We jump right in with Neville plunging right in to Harry, and thanks to the stamina potion they took, the pleasure train just keeps leaving the station. Ginny's pregnancy is the least surprising news that Ron has to try to deal with.
== Notable Moments ==
* Danny apologizes for the snafu of accidentally skipping chapters.
* Allie has this story to thank for learning what it means for a woman to "top".
* Danny's never met a candy he didn't like.
* Danny informs of the concept of a "mushroom stamp", where you slap your dick against someone's cheek and it looks like a mushroom.
** "Allie's never heard of topping, but mushroom stamp she's like, 'of course!'" ~ Lyndsay
* Lyndsay's words of wisdom: shower sex is a great way to do both poorly; you don't get clean and you don't have good sex.
* Allie gestures that they're dropping the soap in the shower.
* Lyndsay jokes that Neville thinks he's sensitive because he owns a succulent.
* Lyndsay wonders whether Ron is wearing underwear.
* "This is a lot to unpack in one conversation." ~ Allie
* #NotARondemption
* Harry falls down a well (i.e. orgasms).
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up
* Had a down moment with Ron, but overall up.
Danny: Up
* Loved the orgy scene that was actually just 2 people.
* Wants to see more Ron and Hermione interactions.
Lyndsay: Up
* Wants to see more Ron as well
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* Stephanie is organizing a Washington Potterotics Meet-up
* Paige's cover of John Mayer's "New Light" is played at the end of the episode.
* Lesley's Plughorn inspired cover of Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn" is also played at the end of the episode.
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