Before the Battle -The Dirty Dawg Bonus Drama Track 1

is the drama track from the limited edition of the first volume of the Hypnosis Mic -Before the Battle- The Dirty Dawg manga.
==Cast==
*Subaru Kimura as Ichiro Yamada
*Shintaro Asanuma as Samatoki Aohitsugi
==Translation==
	
	Today's job is done... That was quick. Can't say I'm enjoying doing this but it's not like there are a lot of jobs for high schoolers... Alright, no complaining, I need to do my best! ...Yeah. I was so busy that I couldn't eat properly. Okay, I'll grab a bite on my way.
	
	Haah, I got 'em. Bastards even tried to cheat. Of couse, they don't stand a chance against me... They really thought that they could take it easy just because I was alone, huh? ...Shit, I'm hungry... And Sasara's not here, going to the diner alone is kinda weird. Whatever, I'll grab something there.
	
	I reckon a bun from the store should do it for now. Oh, sweet, the last melon bun.
	Oh, the last one...
	Huh?
	Huh?
	(He's...!)
	(That thug...)
	Ichiro Yamada!
	Samatoki Aohitsugi!
	Hey.
	What?
	Why'd you take it?
	Same question to you. You want this melon bun?
	Are you an idiot? What kinda child would eat stuff like this?
	Yeah? Then why did you grab it?
	I didn't! It's just... I was reaching for the cigs and got the wrong thing.
	What? Cigarettes are at the register! Do you have a few screws loose?
	Shut the fuck up! I said I screwed up! Here, take you damn bun.
	It's... not what I wanted either...
	Then what?
	Uhh... y'see... y-yeah, this! I was going to buy a magazine!
	Well, then do your thing and scram!
	I don't need you bossing me around!
	
	(Crap, thanks to that prick I didn't eat... Fine, I think I can find something else...)
	(Tch... I'll go there...)
	
	Why...
	...did I bump into you again!
	That's my line! Who would've thought that we would meet again near the popular place in Ikebukuro!
	Ha! I have business here!
	What a coincidence! Me too!
	Then outta the way. I'm actually busy, unlike some.
	Well, I'm not here for a walk either. I'm not gonna argue with you!
	(My bakudan takoyaki...!)
	(I wanted them so bad...!)
	(Fuck! I know where to go, there's no way he'll be there...)
	(There's literally no way we'll bump into each other there...)
	
	Ahhhh... I'm alive... First, a hot bath, then I grab a bite, that's what I call heaven... I better go relax in sauna, all alone. Damn, what a heat. Oh, there's someone else. Can I sit he- Huh?!
	Haahhh...
	Hey...
	What...?
	Wherever I go, you're there. Why?
	Why did you come here?!
	It's a sauna. Take a fucking guess.
	It's 110°F. Maybe you shouldn't be there?
	Nah, it's the perfect temperature!
	You're sweating like crazy!
	Look at yourself! Go chill in the water, will ya?
	Haha! I'm not done here.
	C'mon, stop actin' like you're cool. You can sit there.
	I think you mixed up, because there is much hotter.
	Haha! You're just... talking shit.
	Strange... it's supposed to be a bath... but it's not even hot!
	Yeah, how about some more, I'm freezin' here...
	
	Haaah... Haaaaaahhh... (Ahhh... My head...)
	Haaah... Haaaaaahhh... (Shit, my head's spinnin' like crazy...)
	(And I still didn't eat...)
	(This time...)
	(There's no way I'll see him there!)
	
	Yeah, that's the place! A big food court! Their curry kicks ass! They also have hotdogs, yakisoba, udon, hamburgers, pizza and ice cream! So much to choose! Heh. Wish I could bring them with me... Well, not this time... but maybe later...
	You bullshittin' me...
	Hm? Huh!! Why you again?!
	Why are you fuckin' around the park all alone?!
	You're alone too!
	Nah! ...I just... I was just takin' a look!
	What?
	So I could bring my lil sis here next time!
	Your sister...?
	Why are you givin' me this look?
	It's nothing...
	If you have something to say, spit it out.
	Nothing! I was just thinking, coming to a place like this for sister...
	Well... I have responsibilities, as a big brother...
	Fair point...
	And why are you here?
	Same reason.
	I see... And why do I keep bumpin' into you literally everywhere?
	What about you-
	(We keep seeing each other at the same places...)
	(Could it be... that we're similar?)
	(Nah, nah, nah!)
	(There's no way!)
	I did what I wanted, so I'm outta here.
	Same.
	So long. If I see you again...
	...Then we fight!
	(...And in the end of the day, I was runnin' in circles for nothing...)
	(...Only got tired)
	(...And I'm hungry again!)
Category:Drama Tracks