Hat Kid

Hat Kid is a weirdo. Yes, SHE IS! She just goes on about her life and steals EVERYONE'S Hourglasses! Isn't that mean? >:(
That's why she get's the rank of Jerk God.
==History==
Not much is known about Hat Kid, all we know is that she is a 6 year old girl that came from space and landed here due to the fact she was evading tax from the Mafia or something. Hat Kid now roams the earth stealing everyone's hourglasses and doing... something with them. We do not know why she is collecting hourglasses, as Hat Kid doesn't speak much, though people most likely think it's to power up her ship after it was PWNED by the Mafia. So far, Hat Kid stole OVER 9000 Hourglasses, thanks to break-ins into hourglass factories. 
Hat Kid is best friends with Bow Girl and hates the Mafia, as well as some rando named Mustache Girl, who is trying to rescue all of the Hourglasses from her. Also, I should note that you should NEVER steal her hat. The Mafia Boss once tried to do so and he was turned into mush and put into a glass jar JESUS CHRIST!
It is also said that Hat Kid sold her soul to the Snatcher, but she got it back later on after kicking his butt.
==Trivia==
*People think her name is actually "Heni", or "Lady Puella", but his hasn't been proven yet, and asking Hat Kid about this will have your eyes be gouged out by her Umbrella.
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