If Ever I Would Leave You

is a song from the musical Camelot. It was performed by Ralph in Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays and by Homer and Dr. Hibbert in The Homer of Seville.
==Ralph Wiggum version==
If ever I leave you, it wouldn't be in summer!
(audience boos)
==Homer Simpson version==
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If ever I would leave you, it wouldn't be in summerSeeing you in summer, I never would goYour hair streaked with sunlight, your lips red as flameYour face with a luster that puts gold to shameBut if I'd ever leave you, how could it be in autumnHow I'd leave in autumn, I never will know I've seen how you sparkle when fall nips the air I know you in autumn and I must be thereAnd could I leave you running merrily through the snowOr on a wintry evening when you catch the fire's glow?If ever I would leave you, how could it be in springtime?Knowing how in spring I'm bewitched by you soOh, no, not in springtime, summer, winter, or fallNo, never could I leave you at all
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