Oh My Darling Porcupine (song)

A waltz song in F, sung to "Oh My Darling Clementine."
== LYRICS ==
* VERSE ONE: I was standing in the forest underneath a tree of pine.
* There, I spied my future bride and how I wish that she were mine.
* CHORUS ONE: Oh, my darling! (2x)
* Oh, my darling porcupine!
* You are lost and gone forever; dreadful sorrow, porcupine.
* VERSE TWO: My sweet darling, she was snarling 'cause I saw it as a sign; to impress her and caress her was a big mistake of mine.
* (CHORUS ONE)
* VERSE 3: I was standing in the forest underneath a tree of pine; 'cause I'm sobbing, my hand's throbbing.
* Anyone got iodine?
* CHORUS 2: Oh, my darling! (2x)
* Oh, my darling porcupine!
* You are lost and gone forever, 
*But at least your quills are mine.
Category:Songs
Category:Key of F
Category:Key of F Major