Pharm Star

Pharm Star is an episode in Patrick's New Job.
== Characters ==
* Patrick Star (Major)
* BossBass Bosstache (Supporting) (Debut)
* SpongeBob SquarePants (Minor)
* Eugene Krabs (Minor)
* Squidward Tentacles (Minor)
* Scooter (Cameo)
== Synopsis ==
Patrick works at a local pharmacy.
== Transcript ==
*Patrick and SpongeBob are chatting in the Krusty Krab while SpongeBob mops the floor*
*Mr. Krabs crawls in pain out of his office*
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, Come here please!
*SpongeBob runs to him*
SpongeBob: What happened boss? Are you okay?
Mr. Krabs: (In pain) I am just a goofy old man. My back hurts so bad!
SpongeBob: What do you want me to do?
Mr. Krabs: (In pain) I need you to bring me pills from the local pharmacy.
SpongeBob: But I'm working, what if a customer comes in? After all, we all know Squidward can't handle a customer by himself.
Squidward: (While reading a magazine) That's true.
Mr. Krabs: Maybe he can bring me the pills.
Squidward: (While reading a magazine) No way.
SpongeBob: Maybe Patrick can bring you the pills!
Mr. Krabs: Are you kidding me?! This barnacle doesn't even know where he lives!
*Mr. Krabs pain gets worse*
Mr. Krabs: (In pain) You know what? At this point, I don't care.
*Cuts to the local AquaPharm*
*Patrick reads a sign on the door*
Patrick: Employees... Needed- (Excited) Employees needed?! I need to apply for this job!
*Patrick runs into the pharmacy*
Patrick: (Screams) Excuse me everyone, does anyone know where I can apply for a job?
*Everyone is silent and stares at him for a second, than everyone gets back to their business*
Mysterious Fish: Hey... I'll take you to the application room.
Patrick: (Excited) Wow, I always wanted to be in the application room!
Patrick: (Confused) Uhh... What's an application room exactly?
Mysterious Fish: Just shut up and follow me!
*The Mysterious Fish takes Patrick up the stairs where there are many strange paintings on the walls*
*They enter the room at the end of the staircase*
Mysterious Fish: Goodbye... *And exits the room*
Mr. Bosstache: Nice to meet you, I'm BossBass Bosstache. And you?
Patrick: Patrick.
Mr. Bosstache: Patrick, huh? Sounds like the name of a moron.
Patrick: Thank you!
Mr. Bosstache: I understand that you are... In any case, why do you want to apply for a job here?
Patrick: To get a job.
Mr. Bosstache: Yeah, but why do you want to get a job?
Patrick: So I'd have a job.
Mr. Bosstache: (Angry) But why do you want to have a job?!
Patrick: Because I need a job.
*Mr. Bosstache calms himself down*
Mr. Bosstache: You know what? Nevermind! Just... You got the job.
Patrick: (Happy) Yay!
*Cuts to Patrick working in the medicine section*
Scooter: Hello, I need shampoo for lice, please.
Patrick: I'm sorry, but we don't sell that. We don't like lice.
Scooter: Yeah, me neither.
Patrick: So why do you want shampoo for lice? Are you sitting on your neighbor's pet louse?
Scooter: It's not for lice, it's against lice.
Patrick: You should've said that before everyone got worried.
*Patrick gives Scooter a bottle of shampoo for lice and Scooter goes away*
*The scene cuts to Mr. Bosstache's office*
Mr. Bosstache: Listen to me
Patrick: Yeah?
Mr. Bosstache: After everything that happened
Patrick: Okay...
Mr. Bosstache: I understand- (Shocked) Wait what?!
*Patrick is shown kicked out of the pharmacy*
*The scene cuts to the Krusty Krab*
*Patrick run into the restaurant*
Patrick: SpongeBob, I just got fired from my job!
SpongeBob: What job?
Mr. Krabs: (In pain) Patrick, what about the pills I asked for?
Patrick: Oh no...
*Cuts to outside the restaurant*
Mr. Krabs: (Screams) Patrick!
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