Bromfloogus

bromfloogus is the main villain of google sites who first appeared in THE BLOXBURG UGLY EXPERIMENT. He will destroy all of Google Sites and he will get away with it. Why? This wiki sucks.
== Appearance ==
Bromfloogus sports the Theo Oculos, CEO torso, the Rokughor hat, and the Straight Blonde Hair.
Bromfloogus is (or is a relative to) a cry, a species of disgusting land fish. Despite being a fish, bromfloogus dies when she touches the water. This is because she (or her species) is a land fish and not a water one.
== Biographical information ==
=== Early life ===
Little is known about bromfloogus' past. But we know that she was given birthen to by the mother cry, and that she was bullied a lot.
=== First adventures ===
Bromfloogus finds a man standing outside his house, and lets him in. However, he decided to trap the person inside, then the person started swearing at him. This made bromfloogus abandon him. Bromfloogus then is invited to someone's birthday party, but coincidentally, it was also his birthday, too. He decides to steal the party and wild out. He then encountered someone who found a kiwi, which led to bromfloogus warning him not to eat the kiwi, and that he will commit suicide if he ate it. The person proceeded to eat the kiwi, which led to bromfloogus commiting suicide.
Bromfloogus was then reborn as a girl, and grew hair.
Bromfloogus attempts to break into someone's house, and after a few attempts, she does it successfully. He then says "Meow" (proving that he is 5% cat) while the woman is holding bromfloogus' unborn child. She then begs the woman to let her stay at her place because nobody likes her, but she just kicks her out of her house. She then explains that she and a boy are look-alikes, then asks someone to stay at their place. Someone then mentions that they got scammed by "that cry", the cry being bromfloogus herself. She asks a woman to stay at her place, but she refused. Bromfloogus continued to ask the woman to stay at her place, and even promised that she would stay there for one night. However, the woman still refused, and even called her names. Bromfloogus then attempted to kill the women, and told them that their house is burning down because they left the oven on. However, this was unsuccessful, and they didn't even fall for the arson threat. She then hears about Dora the Explorer, locked in her basement, which led to bromfloogus' mission to find Dora and save her. Meanwhile, someone explains that Dora has been murdered, so she tries to find her dead body and excavate it. Bromfloogus successfully finds Dora's body and skeleton (in spanish), and then she explains how she can be the new Dora.
Bromfloogus breaks into another house, and even attempts to go inside. The woman who owns the house attempted to cut bromfloogus in half because she is a tasty fish. She then asks her to stay at her place, and asks her to give her money. However, she mentioned that her money is for the bills and food, which led to bromfloogus being disappointed. Bromfloogus would jump and die in the water if she didn't give her money, but before she could do that, she kicked her out of her house. Bromfloogus breaks in her house and fakes drowning multiple times, but then she kicks her out again. Someone told bromfloogus "Too bad what are you gonna do, call 911?", then the woman deleted her car, and then bromfloogus is fully sad and fat. Bromfloogus then decides to drive to a restaurant and eat all their food because she is overweight and poor. Bromfloogus, still in the car, asks for a food, but then someone kicks her out. She then mentioned that she is an aquatic princess, and that she is someone's queen, but the person denied this. Bromfloogus breaks into the restaurant and attempts to steal the food, but someone found her and told her to leave before she could do this. She then told her the she was her princess and that she must obey her orders, but the restaurant is closed, and she gets kicked out. she tells another man (who would later be her peasant) that she is the princess, and goes into what looks like another restaurant. She asks someone to serve them because they are so hot. Her peasant plays her a song, and asks her if her princess is Flamingo. She donates her peasant money to shut his mouth, but then the peasant yells, despite her message. She asks someone to kick him out of her house, but then everyone leaves without her, and they lock the door. She mentions that she would need her own Mario to come and save her, and then she probably dies.
=== Further adventures ===
Bromfloogus finds himself in a nuclear power plant, and begins to mess with the controls. He then reveals that he is the relative of hunter pp, as he shares a surname. He finds himself in a creepy hallway, and thinks about setting the power plant on fire. He dances on the controls as it reaches maximum celsius, then learns all the russian bad words. He invites many people in the power plant, and runs into another creepy hallway. Bromfloogus gets made fun of by many of his fans, and then someone activates the bomb. Bromfloogus attempts to stop the bomb, but he instead regrets it. He presses another button, and hears a voice. Suddenly, he hears many noises, and attempts to turn it off when other people are turning it on. The power plant overheats, and then he attempts to exit. He seeks for safety, but safety wasn't available. Bromfloogus suddenly forgets the evacuation route, and tries to escape while a meltdown is occuring in T-140. Bromfloogus brings everyone to a supposed victory, while someone finds himself in a different room. He proceeds to follow that person, as he assumes the victory is in that room. However, he followed the person to a big fire, and asks everyone how he can turn the fire off. He had mere seconds to escape and bring everyone to victory. This was unsuccessful, as the meltdown already happened and everyone died.
Once he was reborn again, Bromfloogus participates a bunch of quizzes, when he encountered a person asking for robux. Later, bromfloogus gets stuck, and the person assumes it's him flying. He asks bromfloogus to teach him flying, so he asked for robux, despite him being poor. Bromfloogus told the man that he would get robux if he said "mrflimflam is best", so he falls for it. He then answers wrong and dies, then the person makes fun of him. He asks if he actually deserved it for robux, but the person apologizes and asked for robux again. Bromfloogus proceeds to mislead everyone into picking the wrong question, and the person calls him out for telling lies. He asks why bromfloogus is green, and he responds with "because ROBUX". the person then became and admin and used admin commands on himself to get robux, (He didn't get robux, as that isn't a real command, and he isn't admin) then bromfloogus asks nicely for robux. He didn't give him robux because he was lying, but then bromfloogus promised not to lie, and got his robux and began to retire.
After he got kicked out of retirement, he began to take over all of Google Sites with his evil plans.
== Trivia ==
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* He is actually the father of Jaadoo from the Lingo Show. However, he actually left him because Jaadoo was ugly and fat.
* She randomly vibrates for no reason. She even sometimes questions why.
* Some man refused to leave his bathroom. He got really angry about it and died.
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