Operation Phoenix

Operation Phoenix was a protocol Dwight Schrute and Mose Schrute did to outsmart Angela Martin in Free Family Portrait Studio. It succeeded, but in the end, it was all for nothing, as the lab tests didn't show any connection between Dwight and Phillip Lipton.
==The Cause==
Operation Phoenix was caused when the Free Family Portrait Studio opened and Robert Lipton brought his son in against his wife's will. 
Angela, however, was prepared and slapped Dwight's hands away when Dwight tried to grab any DNA under the pretense of clipping his toenails or removing any dead skin. 
Eventually, Dwight realized that he could've just grabbed Phillip's disposed diaper and rushed into the restroom to retrieve it. Angela chased him down into the parking lot, and then both climbed into their cars and sped off.
==The Operation==
Dwight knew that Angela wouldn't stop at anything, and goosed the throttle as he turned right onto a suburban street. Mose was parked in an identical car by the curb, and drove away as Dwight came around the corner and ducked into a side alley. Angela was hoodwinked and chased Mose's car while Dwight was free to go to the lab tester without any interference. 
==The Aftermath==
Angela realized that Mose was in the car and used her driving skills to incapacitate Mose's car from going any further in a cul-de-sac. Angela repeatedly assaulted Mose, who tried to run, but eventually had to give in and revealed where Dwight was heading.
Lucky for Angela, Dwight must've grabbed the wrong diaper or something (It was revealed in A.A.R.M. that Dwight actually was the rightful father to Phillip) and the lab tester announced that Dwight wasn't the father, causing him to barf a gulp of beet runoff juice all over a horrified Angela.
Category:Season 8
Category:Events