Mrs. Jumbo Comforts Dumbo, Timothy, and the Crows

[In Cochrane-A's (Chris Cochrane-A's) parents bedroom of the Cochrane household, Cochrane-A is having a conversation with his parents, Gerald Cochrane and Elizabeth Cochrane]
Cochrane-A: Hey, Dad and Mom.
Elizabeth Cochrane: What is it, Chris?
Gerald Cochrane: Yes, Chris. What do you want this time?
Cochrane-A: Well, I just wanted to ask you something. Can we please go to Olive Garden for dinner? Because there is no food in the house.
Elizabeth Cochrane: (Angrily, as Cochrane-A becomes sad) No! Absolutely not!
Gerald Cochrane-A: (Angrily) I agree with your mother! We are not going to Olive Garden if we already have plans to watch The Christmas Chronicles, The Christmas Chronicles 2, Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey, Arlo the Alligator Boy, and Vivo with your little brother, your little sisters, Naveen, Tiana, Prince Henry Charming, Cinderella, Prince Adam, Belle, Prince Eric, Ariel, John Smith, Pocahontas, Aladdin, Jasmine, Cloud Strife, Aerith Gainsborough, Prince Florian, Snow White, Dr. Horace N. Buggy, Lila Test, Prince Phillip, Aurora, Shang, Mulan, Hokey Wolf, Queen Arianna, Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore, Geppetto, Widow Tweed, King Fergus, and Queen Elinor while having some Smuckers Uncrustables Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly Sandwiches and Little Hug Lemonade Juices at home!
Elizabeth Cochrane: (Angrily) Yeah! What is the point of going to a restaurant when we already plan a family movie night at home?
[In a fit of rage, Cochrane-A lies down on his back and kicks his feet while pounding his fists and crying]
Cochrane-A: (Angrily) Dad and Mom, what do you even think? The Christmas movies, along with Vivo, Arlo the Alligator Boy, and the Smuckers Uncrustables Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly Sandwiches with Little Hug Lemonade Juices are jus for babies and little kids like one of my little sisters, whose name is Julie! And it is only October! I don't want to watch The Christmas Chronicles, The Christmas Chronicles 2, or Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey until December! I want to go to Olive Garden, and that's goddamn final!
[Not buying Cochrane-A's tantrum, Gerald Cochrane and Elizabeth Cochrane angrily stamp their feet]
Elizabeth Cochrane: (Angrily) Christopher Michael Cochrane, don't you start this behavior! You're almost 16 years old now! And someday, you're going to have to grow up! You're not a baby anymore!
Gerald Cochrane: (Angrily) Your mother and I don't feel like driving you anywhere! And we are still not going to Olive Garden tonight! Because we already planned a family movie night with your little brother, your little sisters, Naveen, Tiana, Charming, Cinderella, Adam, Belle, Eric, Ariel, John Smith, Pocahontas, Aladdin, Jasmine, Cloud, Aerith, Florian, Snow White, Horace, Lila, Phillip, Aurora, Shang, Mulan, Hokey, Arianna, Ranger Audubon, Geppetto, Tweed, Fergus, and Elinor at home and eating some Smuckers Uncrustables Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly Sandwiches and Little Hug Lemonade Juices, and that is goddamn final!
Elizabeth Cochrane: (Angrily) Now if you don't stop throwing a tantrum like a toddler and shut the hell up, then your father and I will have no choice but to punish you so severely!
[Just then, they hear Cochrane-A's little brother, Henry Cochrane, and one of Cochrane-A's little sisters, Tanya Cochrane's, voices from the next room. Gerald Cochrane and Elizabeth Cochrane look surprised]
Tanya Cochrane: (Voice-over) Whoa, whoa, whoa! Dad and Mom, calm down! The TV is broken. So, Naveen, Tiana, Charming, Cinderella, Adam, Belle, Eric, Ariel, John Smith, Pocahontas, Aladdin, Jasmine, Cloud, Aerith, Florian, Snow White, Horace, Lila, Phillip, Aurora, Shang, Mulan, Hokey, Arianna, Ranger Audubon, Geppetto, Tweed, Fergus, and Elinor are not coming over tonight.
Henry Cochrane: (Voice-over) And also, the Smuckers Uncrustables Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly Sandwiches, along with the Little Hug Lemonade Juices, are both expired. So, you can take our big brother to Olive Garden.
Tanya Cochrane: (Voice-over) And you can bring something back for us. But don't get him any desserts from Olive Garden because we still have a lot of store bought snacks at home.
[Gerald Cochrane and Elizabeth Cochrane turn to their son in happiness; Cochrane-A also smiles in delight]
Gerald Cochrane: (Happily) Did you hear that, Chris? Your brother and sister said the TV is broken, and the Smuckers Uncrustables Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly Sandwiches, along with the Little Hug Lemonade Juices, are both expired. So that means we can go to Olive Garden after all.
Elizabeth Cochrane: (Happily) Just only you, me, and your father. Come on! And let's go to the car!
When Gerald Cochrane and Elizabeth Cochrane took Cochrane-A to Olive Garden, Cochrane-A scared away Dumbo, Timothy Q. Mouse, Jim Crow, Fats Crow, Deacon Crow, Dopey Crow, and Specks Crow because Cochrane-A wanted a Lemon Cream Cake when his Dad and Mom said no desserts from Olive Garden due to a lot of store bought snacks at home.
[At Olive Garden, a waitress is at Gerald Cochrane, Elizabeth Cochrane, and Cochrane-A's table, asking them if she could take their orders. Dumbo, Timothy Q. Mouse, Jim Crow, Fats Crow, Deacon Crow, Dopey Crow, and Specks Crow are at different tables, too]
Olive Garden Waitress: Welcome to Olive Garden. May I take your order?
Gerald Cochrane: I would like the Fettucine Alfredo with a salad on the side and a water please.
Elizabeth Cochrane: I would like the Chicken and Shrimp Carbonara with a salad on the side and a water please.
Cochrane-A: And I would like spaghetti and meatballs with breadsticks on the side, a water, and a Lemon Cream Cake please.
[Gerald Cochrane and Elizabeth Cochrane glare at Cochrane-A, Cochrane-A starts to cry, and Dumbo, Timothy, and the Crows become frightened]
Gerald Cochrane: (Angrily) No way, Chris! Your Mom and I are not allowed to buy you any desserts at Olive Garden tonight! And you'd better not cry like a baby this minute! Because you are 15 years old and are getting ready to turn 16!
[Cochrane-A stands up and punches his fists in the air while crying in anger]
Cochrane-A: (Angrily) But Dad and Mom! I said I wanted a Lemon Cream Cake with my spaghetti and meatballs, breadsticks, and water right now! You stinky, smelly, drolly, poopy, shorty, hardly-any-teeth excuses of parents!
[Gerald Cochrane and Elizabeth Cochrane also stand up and punches their fists in the air in anger]
Elizabeth Cochrane: (Angrily) Christopher Michael Cochrane, stop crying like a baby right now! 15-year-olds do not cry like babies! Your Dad and I said that you are not getting a Lemon Cream Cake or other desserts from Olive Garden tonight! Because we already got enough Little Debbie Honey Bun Mini Muffins, Hostess Iced lemon Cupcakes, Sweet Tarts, Brach's Candy Corns, Drake's Frosted Donut Delights, Breyer's Peach Ice Cream, Jell-O Play Dirt Creation Kits, Musselman's Original Applesauce, Pillsbury Chocolate Chip Cookies, Pillsbury Sugar Cookies, Pillsbury Peanut Butter Cookies, Pillsbury Ready-to-Bake Oreo Cookies, Pillsbury Ready-to-Bake Birthday Cake Cookies, Friendly's Rockin', Poppin' Cotton Candy Ice Cream, Betty Crocker Chocolate Chip Cookies, Hershey's Chocolate Éclair Bars, Hershey's Orange Blossom Bars, Annie's Organic Honey Bunny Grahams, Chocolate Teddy Grahams, Annie's Organic Berry Patch Bunny Fruit Snacks, Sour Patch Kids Ice Cream, Blue Bunny Heath Bars, Mother's Circus Animal Cookies, Little Bites Strawberry Yogurt Muffins, Disney Princess Fruit Snacks, Klondike Oreo Ice Cream Bars, Edy's Berry Rainbow Sherbet, Apple Go-Go Banana Squeeze, Kellogg's Frosted Flakes Cereal Bars, Lucky Charms Treats, Fruity Pebbles Treats, and Snack Pack Unicorn Magic Pudding at home!
Gerald Cochrane: (Angrily) I agree with what your Mom said! And if we catch you saying that the Little Debbie Honey Bun Mini Muffins, Hostess Iced lemon Cupcakes, Sweet Tarts, Brach's Candy Corns, Drake's Frosted Donut Delights, Breyer's Peach Ice Cream, Jell-O Play Dirt Creation Kits, Musselman's Original Applesauce, Pillsbury Chocolate Chip Cookies, Pillsbury Sugar Cookies, Pillsbury Peanut Butter Cookies, Pillsbury Ready-to-Bake Oreo Cookies, Pillsbury Ready-to-Bake Birthday Cake Cookies, Friendly's Rockin', Poppin' Cotton Candy Ice Cream, Betty Crocker Chocolate Chip Cookies, Hershey's Chocolate Éclair Bars, Hershey's Orange Blossom Bars, Annie's Organic Honey Bunny Grahams, Chocolate Teddy Grahams, Annie's Organic Berry Patch Bunny Fruit Snacks, Sour Patch Kids Ice Cream, Blue Bunny Heath Bars, Mother's Circus Animal Cookies, Little Bites Strawberry Yogurt Muffins, Disney Princess Fruit Snacks, Klondike Oreo Ice Cream Bars, Edy's Berry Rainbow Sherbet, Apple Go-Go Banana Squeeze, Kellogg's Frosted Flakes Cereal Bars, Lucky Charms Treats, Fruity Pebbles Treats, and Snack Pack Unicorn Magic Pudding ever being made from Specks Crow's disgusting snot from his ugly runny nose when he cries because he never blows his nose, then you are gonna be punished, young man! And we will go home! And we will just have to pour you a bowl of Lucky Charms, which is a sugary kids' cereal that you hate, along with a kids' juice, milk, and toast for dinner instead! And also, you will go to bed early tonight!
Cochrane-A: (Angrily) Shut up, you stupid excuses of parents! The stupid and poopy Little Debbie Honey Bun Mini Muffins, Hostess Iced lemon Cupcakes, Sweet Tarts, Brach's Candy Corns, Drake's Frosted Donut Delights, Breyer's Peach Ice Cream, Jell-O Play Dirt Creation Kits, Musselman's Original Applesauce, Pillsbury Chocolate Chip Cookies, Pillsbury Sugar Cookies, Pillsbury Peanut Butter Cookies, Pillsbury Ready-to-Bake Oreo Cookies, Pillsbury Ready-to-Bake Birthday Cake Cookies, Friendly's Rockin', Poppin' Cotton Candy Ice Cream, Betty Crocker Chocolate Chip Cookies, Hershey's Chocolate Éclair Bars, Hershey's Orange Blossom Bars, Annie's Organic Honey Bunny Grahams, Chocolate Teddy Grahams, Annie's Organic Berry Patch Bunny Fruit Snacks, Sour Patch Kids Ice Cream, Blue Bunny Heath Bars, Mother's Circus Animal Cookies, Little Bites Strawberry Yogurt Muffins, Disney Princess Fruit Snacks, Klondike Oreo Ice Cream Bars, Edy's Berry Rainbow Sherbet, Apple Go-Go Banana Squeeze, Kellogg's Frosted Flakes Cereal Bars, Lucky Charms Treats, Fruity Pebbles Treats, and Snack Pack Unicorn Magic Pudding at home are made from nothing but Specks Crow's disgusting snot from his ugly runny nose when he cries! Because he never blows his nose!
[Now Dumbo, Timothy, and the Crows cry because Cochrane-A yelled at his Dad and Mom]
Gerald Cochrane: (Angrily) That's it! Because you scared Dumbo, Timothy Q. Mouse, Jim Crow, Fats Crow, Deacon Crow, Dopey Crow, and Specks Crow from Walt Disney's 1941 animated film "Dumbo" at Olive Garden by screaming and yelling at our faces, we are not eating dinner here tonight! We are dinner eating at home!
Cochrane-A: (Angrily) But Dad and Mom! I don't want to eat dinner at home! I want to eat dinner here!
Gerald Cochrane: (Angrily) Too bad, Chris! The decision has been made!
[Cochrane-A stops crying and punching his fists in the air and folds his arms cross his chest in anger]
Cochrane-A: (Angrily) It's not fair! They get to eat at Olive Garden while my brother and sisters get to eat food from that place! I wanna eat at Olive Garden! I know, I wanna be a better customer than them! It's just not fair!
[He angrily gives his Dad and Mom the middle finger]
Elizabeth Cochrane: (Angrily) Christopher Michael Cochrane! You know way better than to flip us off!
Gerald Cochrane: (Angrily) That does it! For that, we are most definitely not eating at Olive Garden tonight, young man! Instead, we're eating at home! And you're just gonna eat a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal that you hate with a kids' juice, milk, and toast for dinner! And other than Lucky Charms cereal that you hate with a kids' juice, milk, and toast for dinner at home, you're just getting absolutely nothing at all! And we're going to tell the waitress to cancel our orders while we order something to go for Tanya, Henry, and Julie!
Elizabeth Cochrane: (Angrily) Excuse us? Could you cancel the order?
Olive Garden Waitress: (Scared) Sure. (She cancels the Cochranes' orders) There! Your order has been cancelled. Is there anything else I can do?
Elizabeth Cochrane: (Angrily) Yes! Henry Cochrane, who is Chris' little brother, would like the Fettucine Alfredo with a salad on the side and a water! Tanya Cochrane, who is one of Chris' little sisters, would like the Chicken and Shrimp Carbonara with a salad on the side and a water! And Julie Cochrane, who is Chris' other little sister, would like spaghetti and meatballs with breadsticks on the side and a water! And all of these three orders will be to go please!
Olive Garden: (Shocked) OK! Coming right up!
Gerald Cochrane: (Angrily) Get in the car now, young man!
[After Gerald Cochrane and Elizabeth Cochrane had ordered Cochrane-A's little siblings their own food, they took Cochrane-A out of Olive Garden and drove him back home. Cochrane-A is crying loudly like a baby because he didn't get anything to eat from Olive Garden. But his Dad and Mom are not buying any of it]
Cochrane-A: (Crying) Dad and Mom! It's not fair! I meant no harm to Dumbo, Timothy, Jim Crow, Fats, Deacon, Dopey, and Specks at Olive Garden!
Elizabeth Cochrane: (Angrily) It is fair to your father and me! Do not say another word to us, young man! We never should have taken you out to Olive Garden tonight! And now you're just gonna have a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal that you hate at home, with a kids' juice, milk, and toast for dinner! And that's all you're getting tonight while your little brother and your little sisters get their food we ordered for them from Olive Garden!
Cochrane-A: (Crying) Can we at least go back to Olive Garden and get just the meals without the Lemon Cream Cake?
Gerald Cochrane: (Angrily) Shut up, young man! Not another word from your dirty mouth until we get home! You promised to behave! And this is how you repay us for the second time? The first time was at Red Lobster in 2019! We're never doing anything outside of the house for you ever again!
Elizabeth Cochrane: (Angrily) When we get in the house, you will be told off! And also, you will be severely punished!
[Back at the Cochrane household, Cochrane-A is sitting on his bed, crying while Gerald Cochrane and Elizabeth Cochrane angrily stamp their feet]
Gerald Cochrane: (Angrily) Now stay in your room until our normal dinner at home is ready for ourselves! And your little brother and your little sisters will have their food from Olive Garden while you're just gonna have a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal that you hate, along with a kids' juice, milk, and toast for dinner!
Elizabeth Cochrane: And there will be no more Warner Bros., Rankin Bass, Kids WB, Turner Broadcasting System, and Cartoon Network movies and TV shows, no more Warner Bros., Rankin Bass, Kids WB, Turner Broadcasting System, and Cartoon Network video games, no more Looney Tunes shows, no more Hanna-Barbera Cartoons, no more Cartoon Cartoon Fridays, no more Warner Bros. Movie World, no Six Six Flags, and no more restaurants for you, young man! Until you can behave and learn to deal with the store bought snacks we have at home!
Meanwhile, with Dumbo, Timothy, and the Crows. They're crying in West Palm Beach, Florida, at night without any hope left.
[At West Palm Beach, Florida, during the night, Dumbo, Timothy, Jim Crows, Fats, Deacon, Dopey, and Specks are crying while watching lightning light up the dark night sky due to not getting food from Olive Garden]
Timothy: (Crying) Boys, I am so sorry about what happened when Cochrane-A ruined our chance of getting Olive Garden for supper tonight.
Jim Crow: (Crying) You are right, Timothy. It was all Cochrane-A's fault. But thank goodness his Dad and Mom had to take him home to pour him a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal that he hates with a kids' juice, milk, and toast instead.
Specks: (Crying) And since it is getting dark and stormy out, there is absolutely nothing left for us to do since Cochrane-A ruined our chance of getting food from Olive Garden.
Deacon: (Crying) And the worst part was when Cochrane-A was screaming and yelling at his Dad and Mom over not getting a Lemon Cream Cake or other desserts from Olive Garden because he had to deal with the store bought snacks at home. This is the worst evening of our lives.
Specks: (Crying) And to make matters worse, he called those store bought snacks stupid and poopy and that they were made from my disgusting snot from my ugly runny nose when I cry. Just because I never blow my nose. This isn't true.
Fats: (Crying) That's right. We're all crying at West Palm Beach in Florida right now.
Dopey: (Crying) That is, until Mrs. Jumbo can cheer us up to make up for what happened at Olive Garden.
Deacon: (Crying) But at least the nighttime view, along with the lightning lighting up the sky, is beautiful.
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