Squidwards secrets

Squidwards secrets is the 4th episode of Squidward's Depressing show
== Characters ==
* Squidward Q. Tentacles (Cameo)
* SpongeBob SquarePants
* Patrick Star
*Eugene H. Krabs (Cameo)
== Plot ==
Spongebob and Patrick go to squidwards house but they find something shocking.
== Story ==
Spongebob:Im so bored..Maybe lets go visit squidward?
Patrick:Hmm..Yes!
*They open the door to squidwards house*
Spongebob:Hey squidward! weve come to visit you!
Patrick:Hmm hes not answering,maybe hes not home?
Spongebob:Maybe,but he may be upstairs! lets go
Spongebob:Maybe u are right,hes not home? Patrick? Patrick where did you go!
Patrick:Didnt know squidward had pickle meat!
Spongebob:Well,i guess we gotta go.
Patrick:Yeah okay,but before we go i will take thi-7haaasshbjhbsvHHOISIaHOijh nbdbfjhbjbjj 
Spongebob:Pat? PATRICK OH NO! WHEN DID SQUIDWARD HAVE A HOLE IN THE GROUND?!
Patrick:Uhhh its dark here! where is the light,oh it turned on
Spongebob:What is this place,Huh a drawer? Why would there be a drawer in the middle of nowhere?!
Patrick:You know maybe if there is a drawer we should open it?
Spongebob:Yeah.ig
*They open the drawer*
Spongebob:WHAT THE FUCK DIDLY DACK SIDETRACK MUDLY FUCK IS THAT THING!
Patrick:Its his cu-Oh no it just a paper?
Spongbob:Give me that! Plan B? Sounds like planktons plan but why is it in squidwards drawer?
Patrick:Lets read it!
Spongebob:Okay.. Plan B-Me and-
Squidward:DONT READ THAT!
Both:Squidward?!
Squidward:FIRST OF ALL,WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY LAIR! SECOND OF ALL,DONT TOUCH THAT,YOU LITTLE YELLOW BITCH!
Spongebob:Wow! chill out squidward
Squidward:GET OUT OF MY HAUSEIDUFAEC CVB
*Bubble transiciton to spongebob's bedroom*
Spongebob:Ugh! Gary i cant sleep! i need to know what plan b meant! But i mean..maybe its something private?of course its private! why would i- 10 hours later.
Mr k:Finally boyo! you are late for whole 20 minutes! where have you even bee- oh you dont look well,Did you even sleep?!
Spongebob:yes emr uf uf slepep nowi un gkbbab gi to the kitchfn
Mr k:No no no no!You cant work like that! go and get some sleep! come back tomorrow
Spongebob:butti bkjm ktab siu hawvr to eeowk
Mr k:See ya!
"The end"
== Trivia ==
* This episode also was not shown on jellycore TV because of swear words.
* This is a filler episode that wont affect the story.
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