Without a Hitch

On a dark night, Margaret Nelson happily drives his car when he suddenly spots a figure underneath a streetlight. PC Principal casually puts out her thumb to catch a ride. Being kind, Margaret stops and picks PC up. Once inside, PC pulls out some roquefort from her dufflebag. The roquefort gives off a badly smell, forcing Margaret to roll down his window and stick his head out for fresh air. As he sighs in relief, the window begins rolling back up. PC Principal, who is now flipped out, presses the switch to raise the window, laughing manically. Margaret Nelson screams as the window closes on and decapitates him.
The scene then shifts back to Margaret in his car, his "death" having been a vision inside his head. She shivers at the thought of his gruesome death and drives on past PC. A few seconds later, however, Margaret runs over a tack and has to stop. As she stares at his flat tire, it begins to rain heavily.
Miss Nelson starts to use his lug wrench to change his tire, when he looks up. Lightning lights up the sky, revealing PC Principal's figure proceeding towards him. Miss Nelson begins to panic and tries to speed up his work. PC catches up next to him, however, causing Margaret to drop his lug wrench shreiking in sheer terror. She reaches out to grab it, but PC picks it up and stabs him in the eye with it. PC Principal then twirls the lug wrench around, and pulls out his eye. To finish him off, he smacks him in the head, crushing his skull. PC then drives off in Margaret's car with Margaret's carcass acting as a tire.
It turns out this, too, is just a vision Miss Nelson made up in his frightened mind. She was zoned out and waving his hands away to defend himself, but, PC Principal has already fixed his tire. Gracious that his car was fixed, a nervous miss Nelson gives PC Principal a ride. After buckling in, PC Principal pulls out a straight razor from her dufflebag. He then proceeds to smash MIss Nelson's head through his windshield. PC then lets go of the wiper blade, which she has tied his razor to, slicing Miss Nelson's face off in several pieces as it moves back and forth.
However, that is also another convoluted vision from Margaret's imagination. Miss Nelson is squealing as this vision goes through his head, taking his eyes off the road. PC tries to slap some sense into him to no avail as the car plows into a utility pole, forcing PC Principal through the windshield of the car. Margaret is still in his car thanks to the many seatbelts he put on earlier, however she is badly injured and cut from broken pieces of the windshield.
PC, seeing Margaret is more hurt than herself, pulls out his straight razor to cut the seatbelts away from him. Miss Nelson, however, whose overactive imagination has gotten the better of him, gasping as she sees the razor and grabs a nearby shard of glass. As PC Principal starts cutting one of the seatbelt straps, Miss Nelson jabs the glass into PC's eye. PC Principal yells in pain, seeing in one eye, her spider-like sight and one eye, Miss Nelson and flees from the scene, where he is run over by Kanye West, who is driving an articulated lorry trailer. Kanye West, noticing he's hit something, slows his articulated lorry trailer down and comes to a screeching halt behind Miss Nelson's car. He barely hits his bumper, bumping his car forward a few inches.
Inside his vehicle, Miss Margaret Nelson sighs in relief, having survived the ordeal. Suddenly her airbag deploys, splattering her body.
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