The Splatoon Movie/Transcript/Scene 5

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== Transcript ==
(The scene fades to Octo Valley, where Sarah and Lloyd are taking the Squid Sisters, along side Sam and Jessica, to their cages)
Sam: Whoa. Are you the Squid Sisters?
Callie: Yep, that's us!
Jessica: Oh, my goodness! We're such big fans!
Sam: Yeah! We love your music!
Marie: Why, thank you! That means a lot to us!
Callie: Not really, we hear that all the time... (Marie smacks her) Ow!
Sam: So, how did you two get captured?
Marie: We got snatched by (Points at Sarah and Lloyd) these two in a crowd of angry Octarians.
Jessica: Damn, girl. That sucks...
Marie: How about you?
Sam: We were hiding in an abandoned house. A tall Octoling lady killed our gang leader, and then these two dimwitted Octolings captured us.
Lloyd: Hey! Who are you calling "Dimwitted", huh?
Sam: Uh, me! That's who, you dimwitted Octoling!
Lloyd: You've got a lot of nerves to call us that, kid.
Sam: Hey! I'm not a kid! I'm 17!
Lloyd: Well, you sure don't act like you're 17!
Sam: Hey! You better take that back, or else!
Lloyd: "Or else" what? What are you possibly gonna do to us, huh?
(Sam is silent)
Lloyd: Yeah, that's what I thought. Now shut your mouth!
Sarah: That's enough, Lloyd... (To herself) My love...
Lloyd: Okay... (To himself) Sweetheart...
(Sarah and Lloyd takes Sam, Jessica and the Squid Sisters to their cages. Scarlet dramatically stomps down the hallway, with her steps intime with "One Winged Angel". Scarlet dramatically enters the room)
Lloyd: My Queen.
Scarlet: Ah, you've captured the Squid Sisters! You two are getting a promotion!
Sarah: Awesome!
Lloyd: What should we do with "Lil' Miss Rude" and her friend over there?
Scarlet: Just take them to their cages, I don't care what you do with them.
Lloyd: Well, then... OCTAVIUS!!! GET YOUR FAT, IGNORANT BOTTOM IN HERE!!!
(Octavius appears)
Octavius: What do you want now, you tentacle-loving weirdo?...
Lloyd: (To Octavius's ear) You know how you have those cages?
Octavius: Uh, yeah? What about them?
Lloyd: (To Octavius's ear) I have two Inklings for you to put them in...
Octavius: Hehehehehe... Okay, get out of my ear!
Lloyd: Bye bye, Lil' Miss Rude! Have a nice stay!
Sam: (Being dragged away in her cage) You're gonna pay for this!
Lloyd: Whatever! I don't care!
Sarah: What do you want us to do with the Squid Sisters?
Scarlet: Oh, I have something else planned for them... But for now, just put them into this big cage here!
Sarah: Yes, my Queen.
(Sarah puts Callie and Marie into one big cage)
Marie: You're making a big mistake! Don't you know who we are?
Scarlet: (Walks up to the Squid Sisters) Oh, yeah! You're the green squid girl who makes cringy music with the pink squid girl! How could I forget?
Callie: You won't get away with this!
Scarlet: Oh, yes we will...
(Scarlet walks away)
Clauds: Haha! Yeah! That'll show her!
(Scarlet walks up to Clauds)
Scarlet: Shut it. Don't make me put you in with the dogs...
(Scarlet walks away from Clauds)
Scarlet: Did you get those other six Inklings?
Sarah: Which ones?
Scarlet: The blue, orange, turquoise, purple, lime and pink ones! Did you find them?!
Sarah: Oh, yeah... Them...
Lloyd: Well, the funniest thing happened. You see, Sarah and I were chasing after those Inklings-
(The Octoling snaps a picture of Scarlet)
Lloyd: That was right in my eye... Where was I?
Scarlet: You and Sarah were chasing after the Inklings.
Lloyd: Oh, yeah. Sarah and I were chasing after those Inklings and-
(The Octoling snaps another picture of Scarlet)
Lloyd: Hey, ma'am? Could you not right now?
Photographer Octoling: It's my job.
Lloyd: I get that, and I respect that. But, could you not snap pictures with your noisy camera while I'm talking to our boss?
Photographer Octoling: Okay.
(The Photographer Octoling walks away)
Lloyd: Where was I?
Scarlet: (Getting angry) You and Sarah were chasing after the Inklings.
Lloyd: Oh, yeah... (Sighs) You know what? The moment's has pasted. The punchline is "The Inklings got away".
(Scarlet crosses her arms, with an angry look on her face)
Lloyd: Well, yeah. It's not funny NOW...
Scarlet: (Growls angrily) Where could they be? They couldn't of just vanished into thin air!
Sarah: Calm down, my Queen. I think we have enough of those disgusting Inklings. It's not like they can overpower us or anything like that. They're just pathetic little Inklings! Besides, can't we just move on to your mission, where we actually get to demolish Inkopolis?
Scarlet: NO, SARAH! We need to find them! We're not getting off the other Inklings' trial until we get them! Because if we don't, we'll never get them into our Troop Program, and we’ll never get prepared to start our mission to destroy that little hometown of theirs... First though, we have to give the news to our master, DJ Octavio.
Sarah: (Gulps, nervously) What if we don't tell him? He'd be furious! I don't know what he would do to us if we tell him!
Lloyd: Chill out, Sarah. I'm sure he wouldn't do anything that extreme to us...
Scarlet: Well, if he sees you're acting weak, then he just might. So, grow up!
Lloyd: What do you want us to do, my Queen?
Scarlet: Go back out there and find those Inklings. They can't be far. I'll do the talking to the boss about the Inklings we didn't find, okay?
Sarah & Lloyd: Okay...
(Scarlet enters the throne room)
Sarah: (To Lloyd) Or maybe they'll do some smooching.
(Sarah and Lloyd giggle quietly, until Scarlet points her Octo Shot and both of them)
Scarlet: If you two even THINK about provoking me and Octavio, you'll be splatted across the floor like bugs! Do you want THAT to happen to you?
Sarah & Lloyd: No, my Queen! We're sorry!
Scarlet: Then shut your mouths and start searching for those Inklings!
(Scarlet enters the throne room. DJ Octavio turns around on his throne chair to see Scarlet)
DJ Octavio: Ah! I'm so glad you've all returned! Scarlet, my love. Have you got any news for me?
Scarlet: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.
DJ Octavio: That's great! What's the good news?
Scarlet: The good news is, we have captured most of the Inklings, and other citizens of Inkopolis.
DJ Octavio: That's excellent news! And what's the bad news?
Scarlet: The bad news is, there are still six Inkling teenagers left on the loose...
DJ Octavio: WHAT!?! You couldn't find them?!
Scarlet: Well, I was VERY CLOSE to capturing them, but my stupid duo over there kept screwing everything up. They could be anywhere now...
DJ Octavio: Well, where else could they located?
Scarlet: We're not fully sure yet. Those two "Inkheads" let them get away.
DJ Octavio: (Angrily) GRR!!! (Punches a hole through the wall next to him) AHH!!!
(The camera cuts to Sarah and Lloyd, who are listening to Scarlet and Octavio's conversation)
DJ Octavio: (In the background) AAAHHH!!!
Sarah: Wow... He did NOT like the news...
Lloyd: Yeah, no kidding...
Sarah: Now I'm scared...
Lloyd: Me too...
(The camera cuts back to Octavio)
Scarlet: Calm down, my love. Your anger issues are playing up.
DJ Octavio: (Calms down) Okay, I'm cool... But seriously... (Sighs) For years, I've been desperate for that Great Zapfish everyone has been talking about. Its power is so great that I would be able to unleash my Octobot. I would be unstoppable! I'll have full control of those weak little Inklings! I'll demolish that little Inkling city of theirs called "Inkopolis", and then replace it with our own civilization that would be better than that stupid city! None of us want to be in this rotten town anymore, so that's what I'll do! That's my plan! We'll CRUSH those Inklings to the ground! They'll be as dead as grub on a plate once WE'RE done with them!
Scarlet: Not a bad plan, my love. But, what about the Inklings that we didn't capture? We need them in our Troop Program, so we can go forward with your plan.
DJ Octavio: I want you and your silly duo to go back out there and find them. I'll send a gang of trained Octarians with you to make the job easier.
Scarlet: What if we don't find them?
DJ Octavio: We'll let them trespass into our fortress.
Scarlet: Wait, what?
DJ Octavio: If we let them trespass, we'll be able to ambush them, easily! They won't know where everything is, so they'll get lost! They'll be as good as ours!
Scarlet: You know what? That's actually a good idea, my love. Let's do it!
DJ Octavio: If they don't join us, you can either brainwash them or kill them. I mean, c'mon! They're just Inklings! They're worthless to us! It's the fully grown Inklings we need! Not the small, weak, little Inkling teenagers! Now then, let's go forward with the plan!
Scarlet: Yes, dear!
DJ Octavio: And by the way, Scarlet.
Scarlet: Yes, my love?
DJ Octavio: Come closer... (Scarlet comes up to Octavio) This is a little present I got for you. (He shows Scarlet a large Ruby ring, much to Scarlet's amazement) Beautiful, isn't it? This is for our wedding celebration once we successfully conquer the world! I figured I'd give it to you early, because I love you.
Scarlet: (Her eyes turn into love hearts) Oh, Octavio. You're so thoughtful... I don't know what to say... It's just beautiful! You've made my job much better now~
DJ Octavio: C'mere, you!~
(DJ Octavio and Scarlet begin to physically flirt each other. Octavio rubs Scarlet's chubby belly, and wraps his tentacles around her. Octavio then gently grips Scarlet towards him. Scarlet giggles and purrs softly, and she then barely gives Octavio a kiss. Meanwhile, Sarah and Lloyd are watching them, and quietly giggle)
Sarah: Well, talk about what "Lovefishes" you two are...
Scarlet: (Realizing that Sarah and Lloyd were watching her and Octavio, she frees herself from Octavio's grip, and clears her throat, to her seriousness) I thought I told you two to search for those Inklings!
Lloyd: We were waiting for you!
Scarlet: Of course you were...
Sarah: Well, let's go then!
Lloyd: Right!
(Sarah and Lloyd head off)
Scarlet: I'll see you soon, my love.
DJ Octavio: Good luck.
Scarlet: I love you.
DJ Octavio: I love you too.
(Scarlet walks out of the throne room, and catches up with Sarah and Lloyd)
Lloyd: So... How did it go, "Juliet"? Hmm?
Scarlet: Oh... Uh... No, no! Don't you ever think I have smitten feelings for our boss!... (Under her breath) Mm, I do... (Clears throat) Now, this is our master's new plan. We'll try and capture the remaining Inklings once again, but if we don't find them anywhere, we'll just wait until the perfect chance to capture the remaining Inklings once they trespass into our lair.
Sarah: Wait, we're letting them trespass? What about the "All trespassers with be lynched off" policy?
Scarlet: Why don't you ask Octavio, huh?
Sarah: (Nervously) He'll get mad at me...
Scarlet: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Lloyd: Is that really his plan? Letting the main target trespass into our lair?
Scarlet: Yep, that's his plan, just this once, and that's an order by the way! Now, keep your eyes sharp for the remaining Inklings. We must get them, or wait for them to trespass into our fortress, and if they do trespass into our fortress, we'll be ready to trap them... Got it?
Sarah & Lloyd: Yes, my Queen!
Scarlet: Also, we have more useful Troops to help us.
Sarah: "Useful"?!
Lloyd: We're useful!
Scarlet: No, you're not...
(A gang of three Octarians come in. Their names are Jay, Bob and Octavius)
Octavius: Yeah!
Jay: Let's kick some butt, dude!
Bob: You, Jay? Kicking butts? Haha! Not a chance...
Sarah: What?! We have to work with THESE losers?!
Jay: Hey! Who are you calling "Losers", huh?
Bob: (Sarcastically) Oh, wow... That really hurt me!
Lloyd: (Imitating Bob) "Oh, wow... That really hurt me! Oh, look at me! I'm SO sad and sarcastic! Wah! Wah! Wah!" (Normal voice) That's you. That's what you sound like.
Bob: That's cute... I remember when I had my first soda...
Lloyd: Oh, I thought you were too old to remember your own parents.
Bob: At least I have parents. Yours are as dead as that plate of grub I had for lunch.
Lloyd: LEAVE MY PARENTS OUT OF THIS!
Bob: Don't you mean your "Dead" parents? Huh, ORPHAN?!
Lloyd: Short!
Bob: Big!
Lloyd: Short!
Bob: Big!
(Lloyd and Bob get into each other's faces)
Lloyd: Short!
Bob: Big!
Lloyd: Short!
Bob: Big!
Lloyd: Short!
Bob: Big!
Lloyd: Short!
Bob: Big!
Bob & Lloyd: AAAH!!!
(Sarah pulls Lloyd and Bob away from each other)
Sarah: Enough, you two!
Lloyd: I'll see you on the battle ground, midget...
Bob: Oh, yeah! You're gonna need (Hands Lloyd a box of tissues) THESE after you see me battle those Inklings and break ya'! You'll be crying like a catfish once you see how awesome I am! (Laughs)
Lloyd: Oh, I'll show you!
Scarlet: Hey! Let's just get the job done, okay?
Sarah, Lloyd, Octavius, Jay and Bob: Yes, my Queen!
(Sarah, Lloyd, Octavius, Jay and Bob leave the fortress)
Scarlet: (To herself) Those Inklings are gonna get what's coming for them, they'll see...
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