Constable

You may see him as a "British Policeman," but the good Bri'ish see him as "a Constobol." And so, one day, this fair Bri'ish Constobol was hanging around, looking for criminals. He had his hand above his eyes, and his hand was straight, and his eyes were narrowed, and his mouth was narrowed, as if he was trying to look for something. You know, like a searcher in the movies. 
Then he spotted something all right. He spotted a criminal who was running away with a shiny diamond. Of course, the Bri'ish Constobol chased after him, but that's just boring, so hear something else. I know I don't break the wall too many times, but hey, this is the third time I've talked about criminals in any Series 11 story. What am I writing, a script for an episode of Lego City or something?
Eventually, the criminal got away, but the Constobol chased him on his motorecicle, and the criminal looked behind him, and crashed into Westministore Palaace, and interrupted tea time. He ended up slipping on the shattered glass and falling into the big pot that made the tea. However, as the Constobol was going to arrest the criminal, he smelled the tea. He creatively said to the folks in Westministore Palaace "Why don't we all have a jolly good snack that we'd like to call 'Criminal Tea,' eh, chaps?" And the other chaps agreed. So right before they arrested the criminal, that enjoyed a snack made of him. "I never knew I tasted so good," said the criminal.
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