Wario

Wario battled Shadow the Hedgehog in "Wario Vs. Shadow the Hedgehog".
== Lyrics ==
=== Verse 1 ===
Like Jesus,
Maybe cease the screamin’ Vegeta? (Wah!)
'Cause you’re just a clone of a clone of my foe
Yeah, they call you "shadow" for a reason! (Wah!)
Bring all your friends I’ll be eatin’ them
You've got-a 7 gems? I've got-a millions!
I don’t need to bring a .9, these guns will do
I’m a killer on the mic so run the jewels!
Your girl ain’t dead she needed a real man
So I took Maria to Wario Land!
Ironic you’re supposed to cure her deadly illness
But only caused cancer with all of your fans!
I Smash down Bros in the hall of fame
To bash Shadow is a minigame!
& Wario breaks rats like they’re bricks
But you’ll make a nice trophy if I need assists!
=== Verse 2 ===
Your empty threats don’t scare me now
This edgy pest just Wares me out!
You’re always so dark and depressed
That a suicide mission’s all that you can carry out!
The ultimate-a life form?
You’re just a faker of Sonic!
Your verses are like your gameplay
'Cause it’s all speed and no content! (Wah!)
When it comes to makin’ these rude tunes
Wario’s got Smooth Moves!
Heard your all raps and now I’ve gone and snapped
just go make like your spin attacks, screw you!
You’re more desolate than Mephiles
Always blowing out smoke like "toot toot"!
Make you bleed to your Black Doom
Does something stink? Oh wait, that’s you!
== Trivia ==
* Wario is the fourth Nintendo character to rap against a Sega character, with the previous three being Mario, Luigi, and Bowser.
Category:Rappers
Category:Nintendo characters