Battle Goddess

From a young age, she was taught a very important lesson of the laws of physics. She didn't have a parent or guardian. She had an instructor, who taught her that it's best to get a job when you get older. He told her it was a law of physics. She said, "What job should I get?" and the instructor said, "Anything you want to be." "Can I be a Battle Goddess?" she asked. "You most certainly can," said her instructor. "Here's how you do it.
"First of all, you find out what job you want. You want to be a Battle Goddess, right? Well, don't worry, you can make that happen, with lying. Lying is not the best thing to do, but you only have to use it when you aren't good at anything. You're not good at anything, right?" "Right," said the young soon-to-be-Battle Goddess. "You never taught me." "But I'm teaching you this. You have to tell the people who give you the Goddess job that you're good at, oh, I don't know, horseback riding. That way, they'll think you're good at something, and if you're good at that, they'll probably believe that you know how to be what you want to be. I could be the next god- but only by telling the people that I'm good at giving speeches. You understand?"
Oh, she understood all right. But she wanted to start early. She walked outside and one day, and the next one, the instructor found out that his little student was missing. So he searched. When he finally found her, she was sitting in the throne. She was crowned a Battle Goddess. "I tried your logic," said the new Goddess, "And it worked!"
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