The Tale of a Wolf

This is the season 1 finale of Show, and the first episode written by myself. Enjoy!
==Script==
*(Episode begins with Rack, US, NH, and Rig on an airplane. NH is forcing Rack to stare out the window.)
*NH: Look at it!
*Rack: No! I’m afraid of heights!
*NH: Look at it!
*US: NH, stop annoying Raclk. I’m trying to sit and stare at the chair in front of me, but you keep distracting me.
*NH: But it’s fun!
*(A stewardess walks up.)
*Stewardess: Sir, please control your dog, or else we’ll have to have him wait outside.
*Rack: Outside? But we’re on a plane.
*Stewardess: Please don’t question our logic. Have a nice flight.
*(The Stewardess leaves.)
*NH: Why are we on a plane again?
*US: Because the town ran out of bacon popcorn and the nearest place to get it is in Denver.
*(Rig interrupts.)
*Rig: My ears keep popping!
*(Pink bubble gum bubbles pop out of Rig’s ears.)
*NH: I’m going to pretend that didn’t happen.
*Rack: So… any stories to pass the time?
*Rig: OOOO OOOO OOOO, I know! I was going to tell how NH and I met 2 weeks ago but I got interrupted!
*US: Yeah, how did you meet? With Rack too.
*Rack: I never told you?
*Rig: I’ll tell the story! Once upon a time…
*NH: No, if anyone’s telling the story, it’s me. It all began a long time ago, deep in the forest…
*(Flashback to a bunch of wolf puppies playing in the forest.)
*Wolf 1: Let’s play run on all fours! Last one to that tree over there is a dog!
*(The wolves run.)
*NH: Wait, I want to play too!
*(NH is revealed to be a lot smaller than the rest despite being the same age.)
*Wolf 1: Yeah right. You’re too small to play, runt!
*NH: I am not a runt! I just grow differently!
*Wolves (all): Runt of the litter! Runt of the litter!
*NH: It’s hereditary! I’ll show you all! Just because I’m small doesn’t mean I can’t do anything! I’ll rule you all!
*(They all laugh.)
*NH: Shut up!
*(NH runs away and pouts to himself as he walks alone.)
*NH: Stupid bigger wolves. They can’t do anything. I’ll show them! I’ll become an evil genius and enslave the world!... or at least become mayor of that human town over there.
*(NH walks into the town.)
*NH: yeah, and I’ll wage ware against the squirrels, and ban baths, and build a statue of myself!
*(A human walks up to him.)
*Human: Hey little guy! What are you doing here? I know the perfect place for you.
*(The human picks up NH.)
*NH: Let me down!
*(Later. NH gets put into a pen with a bunch of dog puppies.)
*NH: It’s incredibly smelly here. Let me out!
*Rig: Hewwo!
*NH: Who are you?
*(Rig starts talking really fast.)
*Rig: I’m Rig! I was at this big place that was painted red with a bunch of funny looking animals! There was a pig and a cow and a duck and some weird animal called Murray! I thought the pig was bacon so I bit him and now I’m here cuz they said I was too crazy!
*NH: I can imagine.
*Rig: Do you like pie? I like pie! I like apple pie, but only the green apples! And I like tire pie, and strawberry pie and Rig pie! That’s me! I like to dress up as pie sometimes, but I don’t taste good!
*NH: I am a wolf, not a dog. I don’t belong here! Let me out you stupid humans!
*(Meanwhile outside Rack’s house. Rack is carrying a package down the street. US walks by in a suit.)
*Rack: Hello lady I never met before who isn’t mayor!
*US: Hello good sir. I would love to chat but I’m late for my business meeting.
*Rack: Okie dokie.
*(Rack walks into his house and opens the package. He reads the cover.)
*Rack: Robo Dog 7000.
*(Rack takes it out of the box and puts the batteries in.)
*Rack: I always wanted my own dog, and now I have a cheap metal and plastic imitation to fill the gap!
*(Rack turns it on.)
*Robo Dog: Ruff!
*Rack: Hello doggie! Want to be pet?
*(It growls and bites Rack’s finger.)
*Rack: Ow! Bad doggie!
*Robo Dog: Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff!!!
*(It sparks and explodes. It’s head shoots out the window at high speed.)
*Rack: Aw.
*(Cut to US in a business meeting.)
*US: As you can see from these charts, sales this year have…
*(The robot heads smashes through the window and hits US on the head.)
*US: Bring me my bacon, NOW!
*(Cut back to Rack.)
*Rack: Oh well. Since robot dogs don’t work for some reason, time to get a real one!... Why am I talking to myself?
*(Later. Rack walks into the pet store as Rig is still talking to NH.)
*Rig: …but I don’t think ice cream pie is really good unless it has tire sprinkles on it! What pie do you like?!
*NH: I’d like you to shut up.
*Rig: Oooo, never had that before.
*(Meanwhile, Rack talks to an employee.)
*Rack: I came here to get a puppy because robots hate me. Can you help?
*Employee: What? Nevermind. Anyways, we have plenty of puppies over here! Come check them out!
*(Rack approaches the pen and looks at the puppies. Rack picks up NH.)
*NH: Put me down human!
*Rack: Aw, this puppy is so adorable!
*NH: I am a wolf! Not a dog!
*Rack: What breed is he?
*NH: I am a wolf!
*Employee: I don’t know. We found him on the street talking to himself.
*Rack: Aw, he’s so cute! I think I’ll take him!
*NH: Me, live with you?! I’ll never live with this human!
*(NH sees Rig’s face pressed against the gate with a creepy smile.)
*NH: On second thought, I guess it can be worse.
*(Rack pays the store and heads home with NH. He sets him down on the floor in his house.)
*Rack: This is where I live! Now you live here too!
*NH: But where are the bushes, and the trees, and the evil squirrels?
*Rack: Silly, those aren’t here!
*NH: I hate it!
*Rack: Glad you love it!
*NH: Ugh.
*Rack: You wanna see the back yard?
*NH: I could care less.
*(Rack takes NH outside.)
*Rack: Here it is, doggie.
*NH: Wolf.
*Rack: Have fun doing dog things! I’m gonna make me a sandwich!
*(Rack leaves. Noise is heard in the bushes.)
*NH: What’s that? If you’re a squirrel, get ready to be destroyed NH-style!
*(NH looks into the bush and Rig pops out.)
*Rig: Hi!
*NH: Rig! What are you doing here?!
*Rig: I saw you left with that human so I chewed my way out of the gate and hitchhiked a garbage truck over here so I can play with you!
*NH: So I’m stuck with the human AND you? Hmm… you want to play a game, eh?
*Rig: Yes!
*NH: Okay. It’s called servant. You will be my Evil Intern of DOOM for life. You have to do whatever I say. Okay?
*Rig: Okie Dokie!
*Rack (from inside): Doggie, I got some kibble for you!
*NH: Oh and another thing. Don’t let the humans find out about you. Now go hide in a dumpster or whatever you do in your free time.
*Rig: Yay, play time!
*(Rig runs off and NH heads inside. End flashback.)
*NH: The end.
*(US is snoring, and wakes up.)
*US: Boring! That wasn’t scary!
*Rack: Um, I think you got the episodes mixed up.
*US: Huh?
*Rack: Nothing.
*NH: Well now that you know the story, leave me alone.
*Rack: Okie dokie doggie!
*NH: Wolf! The story even explained… nevermind.
*Rig: Now it’s time for me to tell the story about how I learned to fly.
*THE END
*Rig: Oh, okay. Guess not.
==Credits==
Starring
*Rackliffelikespurple as Rack
*New Heathera as NH
*Utter solitude as US
*Rigbybestie1510 as Rig
*Wolf children as Wolf children
*Stewardess as Stewardess
*Pet Store Employee as Pet Store Employee
Writing
*Written by: New Heathera
*Additional Material: Utter solitude, Rigbybestie1510, Rackliffelikespurple, and everyone else on chat for unintended inspiration for lines.
Thanks
*To Utter solitude, Rigbybestie1510, and Rackliffelikespurple for being the inspirations to the corresponding characters, and Rack as the Show's creator.
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