Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious/Quotes

:Krusty: "And now for our parody of Mad About You entitled, "Mad About Shoe".
:(goes to a bed with a giant shoe in it)
:Hey baby, let's kiss, no tongue.
:(audience boos)
:Ugh, You're not going to like our N.Y.P.D Shoe sketch... it's pretty much the same thing."
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:Homer: (Chasing after a nanny, trying to prove she's a man) Gimmie those!
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:Krusty: And now, Gerald Ford!
:(Gerald Ford appears)
:Gerald Ford: Thank you for having me, Krusty.
:(Ford gives speech while Krusty makes faces behind him and crawl repeats "BORING!")
:Gerald Ford: Now I would like to speak about something that is very important. The Boy Scouts of America have been molding men for generations but their membership has declined in recent years. I encourage all boys to consider...
:(Gerald Ford sees Krusty making faces)
:Gerald Ford: What are you doing?
:Krusty: Thank you for coming. All the good presidents were busy! So, how are things with Nancy?
:Gerald Ford: Betty!
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:TV Announcer: And now let's take a look at a young Charles Bronson in his short lived stint replacing Andy Griffith on The Andy Griffith Show.
:Don Knotts: Where's Otis? He not in his cell.
:Charles Bronson: I shot him.
:Don Knotts: Well that's just... you WHAT?!
:Charles Bronson: Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It-Shop...to fix Emmett.
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:Homer: (singing) Shut up Flanders!
:Ned: (singing) Okeli-dokeli-do!
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:Shary Bobbins: Hello, I'm Shary Bobbins.
:Homer: Did you say Mary Pop—?
:Shary Bobbins: No! I definitely did not! I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck.
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:Homer: Who was your last employer?
:Shary Bobbins: Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex.
:Homer: Marge, do we know them?
:Shary Bobbins: No.
:Homer: Come on, isn't he that guy I bowl with? The black guy?
:Marge: That's Carl.
:Homer: Oh, yeah. So you worked for Carl, eh?
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:Ned: Hi-diddly-ho, Shary Bobbins!
:Snake: Yo, Shary Bobbins!
:Nelson: I picked you some posies, Shary Bobbins.
:Shary Bobbins: Oh, thank you, Nelson. (kisses him on the forehead)
:Nelson: (blushing) Aw, geez!
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:Seymour Skinner: (ringing his bell) Boy for sale, boy for sale.
:Jimbo Jones: Is it legal, man?
:Seymour: Only here and Mississippi.
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:Groundskeeper Willie: Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her!
:Shary Bobbins: It's good to see you, Willie.
:Willie: That's not what you said the first time you saw me!
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:Quentin Tarantino: (following his Itchy & Scratchy cartoon) What I'm trying to say in this cartoon is that violence is everywhere in our society. You know, it's, like, even in breakfast cereals, man.
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:Pennyfeather: Hello, I'm Mrs. Pennyfeather.  I understand you are looking for a nanny.
:Marge: Pleased to meet you.
:Homer: Wait a minute, Marge.  I saw "Mrs. Doubtfire."  This is a man in drag! [starts pulling at her hair as if it were a wig] You're phony!  Fakey, phony broad! [runs after her] Gimme those!
:Marge: Homer, if you're going to do that to every applicant, we're never going to find one.
:Homer: Sorry.
:Marge: Hello, I'm Marge
:[Homer growls and jumps after her]
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:Kearney: I'm here about the nanny job. I'll keep a watchful eye on your kids and if they get out of line (hits his fist in his hand) pow!
:Homer: I like him.
:Kearney: Thanks and where do you keep the liqueur?
:Homer: I hide a bottle of schnapps in the baby's crib.
:Marge: I'm sorry young man, but you're not what we're looking for.
:Kearney:(muttering) You tell me you blue-haired witch.
:Marge: I heard that!
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