One Jump Ahead/Bart, Ash, Sora, Riku, Roxas, Terra, Ventus, and their Gang's Dreams

(The next morning in Agrabah, seven boys ran across the rooftops, with the leader holding a loaf of bread. The first boy, the leader, is a 10 year old boy with short spiky yellow hair, yellow skin, white eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises, white eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises, and wearing a red short-sleeved shirt, blue shorts, white socks, and blue and white converse shoes. He is Bart Simpson, the leader of his gang. The second boy is a 14 year old boy with with short, spiky, black hair, brown eyes, and wearing a red baseball cap with a white bill and a black and green Pokeball print, a blue vest with yellow lining, a white short-sleeved shirt with a red stripe across the chest, royal blue shorts, and black and blue shoes with white soles and X’s on the tongues, and sometimes carries a green backpack. He is Ash Ketchum, Bart's best friend and partner. The third boy is a 16 year old boy with short spiky dirty blonde hair (His hairstyle and face similar to Vanitas', but more nicer-looking and with peach skin), blue eyes, and wearing a silver chained necklace with a silver crown-shaped pendant, a dark blue short-sleeved shirt with white sleeve and neck rims, a black short-sleeved jacket with six small gold buttons, red, white, and gray lining, and black, red, and green checkered interiors, gray, white, red, and yellow fingerless gauntlets, dark green capris with red belts and dark bluish-gray ankle rims, gray overpants, a dark blue belt with a silver buckle, and yellow and dark green shoes with dark green crisscrossing straps and ankle rims. He is Sora, Bart and Ash's best friend and Bart's group's partner. The fourth boy is a 17 year old boy with short silver hair, aqua green eyes, and wearing a pale blue short-sleeved shirt, a steel blue short-sleeved jacket with platinum buttons and black and white checkers on the bottom of his jacket, steel blue elbow-length fingerless gloves, blue capris with navy blue straps on the sides, platinum buckles, a steel blue purse on one of them, and black and white checkers on the ends, dark gray socks, and steel blue cargo boots with periwinkle laces, steel blue straps on the tops, and black waffle-stomper soles. He is Riku, Bart and Ash's other best friend, Sora's older brother, and Bart's group's other partner. The fifth boy is the same age as Sora with short curved spiky blonde hair, blue eyes, and wearing a black zipped-up tanktop underneath a white short-sleeved jacket with a red interior, a black and white checkered wristband on his left wrist, a small black fingerband on his left index finger, a small white fingerband on his left middle finger, black and gray pants, and black, gray, and red shoes. He is Roxas, Bart and Ash's other best friend, Sora's twin brother, Riku's little brother, and Bart's group's other partner. The sixth boy is a 22 year old well-built man with short slick and spiky brown hair, blue eyes, and wearing a short-sleeved slate gray shirt, a black wristband on his right wrist, a gold, brown, black, and red arm armor on his left arm, a red x-shaped belt around his torso and back area, a black obi-sash, a pair of beige obi-pants, and red, brown, and gold armored boots. He is Terra, Bart and Ash's other best friend, Sora, Riku, and Roxas' older brother, and Bart's group's partner. And the last boy is the same age as Sora and Roxas with the same hairstyle and color as Roxas, blue eyes, and wearing a black sleeveless turtleneck shirt underneath a red, black, and white short-sleeved jacket with one half represents Roxas' shirt and the other representing Sora's shirt, a pale green and gray armored shoulder plate on his left shoulder, a pale green and gray armored belt, a black x-shaped belt around the chest and back area, a pair of black, white, gray and slate gray pants, and red, black, white, gray, slate gray, and pale green armored shoes. He is Ventus, Bart and Ash's other best friend, Sora and Roxas' triplet brother, Riku and Terra's little brother, and Bart's group's other partner. As they ran, they heard someone shouting)
Man: (Voice-over) Stop, thieves!
(The seven turned and saw four male anthro animals and three human men approaching. The first male anthro animal, the one who shouted before, is a male anthro wolf with light orange fur, a cream colored muzzle and underbelly, dark brown eyebrows, a black nose, and wearing a blue long-sleeved jacket with red rims and eight yellow buttons, a red sash belt, light blue pants that is rolled by the ankles, and dark blue boots. He is Don Karnage, Captain of the Palace Guards working in Agrabah's palace, who is always an adversary to Bart's group. The second male anthro animal is a male anthro weasel-like dog with light brown fur, dark brown eyebrows, a tan muzzle and underbelly, a dark brown nose, whiskers, and wearing a purple vest with dark red trimming, a pair of dark red spiky wrist-collars, and a white hat with a pair of purple goggles. He is Mad Dog, Don Karnage's first mate and palace guard. The third male anthro animal is a big, male, muscular, anthro dog with a Swedish accent, gray fur, yellow eyes, a tan muzzle, a black nose, and wearing a massive blue ascot, a black magician-themed hat with a purple feather, and a red sleeveless tunic over a white long-sleeved sweater. He is Dumptruck, Don Karnage's second mate and palace guard. The last male anthro animal is a short male anthro dog with taupe fur, a tan muzzle, yellow eyes, a black nose, thick black eyebrows, and wearing a brown flightcap, a patched yellow long-sleeved jacket, and a red orange long-sleeved sweater. He is Gibber, Don Karnage's crew member and palace guard, who only speaks through whispers and mumbles when whispering in someone's ears. The first human man with them is a man with yellow skin, short gray coiffed hair, and wearing a blue long-sleeved business suit, a purple long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up business shirt, a salmon pink necktie, blue business pants, and dark gray shoes. He is Principal Seymour Skinner, Don Karnage's second-in-command of the palace guards besides Mad Dog. The second human man is a portly half-bald man with short gray hair, gray sideburns, yellow skin, and wearing a dark blue long-sleeved business suit, a white long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up business shirt, a red necktie, dark blue business pants, and black shoes, and sometimes carries a red silk handkerchief in his business suit pocket. He is Superintendent Gary Chalmers, Skinner's partner of the palace guards, who usually does not usually tolerate Skinner's incompetence, although Skinner both respects and fears him. And the last human man is a half-bald muscular Scottish man with a thick Scottish accent, short red hair, sideburns, mustache, and beard, yellow skin, and wearing a gray long-sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up, green overall pants with gray buttons, and black shoes, and sometimes carried either a shovel or a rake as his weapon. He is Groundskeeper Willie, a palace guard who also works as the palace janitor and muscle brute fighter. As they slowly approach the seven boys, Don Karnage, his three crew members, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie pulled out their swords)
Don Karnage: I'll have your hands for trinket of trophies, street rats!
Skinner: Surrender and come over here, young men!
(Bart looked at the bread he's holding)
Bart: All this over a loaf of bread?
Ash: In their dreams!
Sora: Jump!
(The seven then jumped off the roof and landed on two ropes with clothing hanging out to dry. The seven swung, collecting clothing doing so. Before they could get to the end, a woman saw them, screamed, and then closed the shutters to a window at the end of the rope. The seven slammed into them and fell to the streets, but their fall is broken by numerous awnings and the clothes that fell on them. They got up and looked at the bread with triumph)
Mad Dog: (From above) There they are!
Dumptruck: (From above) They won't escape again that easily!
Willie: (From above) We'll get ya, ya wally-bangers!
Bart: (Smirking playfully) You think that was easy?
(They looked at three women, laughing a bit at them. Then they noticed Don Karnage, Mad Dog, Dumptruck, Gibber, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie arriving on the ground level and Don Karnage giving out orders to them and even more of his crew)
Don Karnage: (Glaring, to two of his crew members and Chalmers) You three, over that way, (To Skinner, Willie, Mad Dog, Dumptruck, and Gibber) and you, with me. We'll find them and make them pay for their persnickety-thieving ways, yes, no?!
Chalmers: You heard the captain! Move it!
(Bart's group then pulled some sheets over themselves and wrapped themselves in disguises, rushing over the three women)
Bart and Sora: Morning, ladies.
Woman 1: (Giggling a bit) Getting into trouble early today, aren't we, Bart, Ash, Sora, Riku, Roxas, Terra, and Ventus?
Sora: Us?
Bart: No way!
Ash: As if!
Terra: You'll only get in trouble if you get caught.
(That was when Don Karnage, Skinner, and Willie appeared out of nowhere, grabbing Bart's group by their arms and removing their disguises)
Don Karnage, Willie, and Skinner: Gotcha! (Got you!)
Bart's group: We're in trouble!
Skinner: You're in big trouble!
Don Karnage: And this time....
(Then, fourteen small creatures, seven boys, and three girls appeared and, after one of the boys snatched Mad Dog, Dumptruck, and Gibber's hats, hands the hats to the creatures and the creatures shoved them over Don Karnage, Skinner, and Willie's respective heads, blinding them and forcing the three to let Bart's group go. The first boy is a 17 year old boy with brown eyes, light skin, dark eyebrows, short, spiky, blonde hair, and wearing baggy, medium blue capris, a short, dark gray vest with black and red checkers on the ends, a white tanktop decorated with a drawn black skull and crossbones, a red wristband with small, dark gray stones on his left wrist, and dark gray shoes with black and red checkered tips and two intersecting, black belts in place of laces. He is Hayner, a friend of Bart's group. The second boy is a 15 year old heavy-set boy with light skin, brown eyes, short, black, spiky hair and eyebrows, and wearing a dark gray headband, a black long-sleeved shirt with white stripes and torso that also sports a black silhouette of a seemingly skeletal dog with three bones above it, with the phrase "Dog Street" printed along the left side in large, white letters, which may be a nod to another Square Enix made game, "The Bouncer", black pants with dark gray lining, white socks, red, orange, yellow, and white shoes with black soles, and a yellow, orange, and brown striped bandana around his neck. He is Pence, another friend of Bart's group. The third boy, the one who snatched Mad Dog, Dumptruck, and Gibber's hats, is a 17 year old boy with short, spiky, red hair, light blue eyes, and wearing a black tanktop with red flame designs on the bottom, khaki pants, white wristbands with a red stripe in the center, and black and red shoes. He is Lea, another friend of Bart's group. The fourth boy is the same age as Bart with yellow skin, short blue hair, blue eyebrows, white eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises, and wearing a pair of red rimmed glasses, a lavender short-sleeved shirt, red shorts, and red shoes. He is Milhouse Van Houten, Bart's best friend and another friend of Bart's group, who is usually timid. The fifth boy is the same age as Bart and Milhouse with yellow skin, short brown hair, white eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises, and wearing a light blue sleeveless vest with tattered ends, a salmon pink short-sleeved shirt, blue shorts, salmon pink socks, and blue Mary Jane shoes. He is Nelson Muntz, another friend of Bart's group, who is the brute force member. The sixth boy is the same age as Bart, Milhouse, and Nelson with yellow skin, short strawberry blonde hair, white eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises, and wearing a white short-sleeved, collar-flapped shirt with the left side pocket filled with two writing pens sticking out, red orange shorts, white socks, and black Mary Jane shoes. He is Martin Prince, another friend of Bart's group, who is the brains. The last boy is an 8 year old chubby boy with several strands of black hair, yellow skin, white eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises, and wearing a light blue long-sleeved shirt with a neck collar flap, a dark gray belt with a red orange buckle, beige pants, and dark gray shoes. He is Ralph Wiggum, another friend of Bart's group and the weird member. The first girl is a 13 year old girl with short auburn hair, brown eyes, and is wearing a cyan neckerchief, a mint green cropped tanktop with a pink heart print (With a Pokeball print inside it) on the front, fuchsia shorts, a white Poketech watch with a pink strap on her left wrist, a white fannypack belt, blue socks, and purple and white strap-on gym shoes. She is Kaya Ketchum, Ash's little sister and another friend of Bart's group. The second girl is the same age as Ralph with yellow skin, short yellow star-like hair, white eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises, long eyelashes, and wearing a white pearl necklace, a red strapless sleeveless dress that stops above her knees and red Mary Jane shoes. She is Lisa Simpson, Bart's little sister, another friend of Bart's group, and, like Martin, is also the brains. The last girl is a yellow-skinned 1 and a half year old baby girl with short yellow star-like yellow hair that resembles Lisa's, white eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises, long eyelashes, and wearing a blue long-sleeved baby suit and a blue hair ribbon, and also sucking on a red pacifier. She is Maggie Simpson, Bart and Lisa's baby sister and another friend of Bart's group, who has some surprising grownup talents that nobody could expect. The first small creature is a small male Chinese dragon with red scales, a yellow underbelly, dark red claws, dark red stubby spikes on his back, yellow whiskers, blue tiny horns, and a long tail. He is Mushu, Bart's best friend and another friend of Bart's group, who has a kleptomania for treasure. The second small creature is a small, slender male cricket with purple skin, a lavender face, a blue belly, a navy blue shell that is also used as his wings, and black antennae and legs. He is Cri-Kee, Mushu's partner and another friend of Bart's group, who is considered the lucky cricket. The third small creature is a short male Electric-type mouse-like Pokemon with yellow fur, long and pointed ears with black tips, black eyes, brown pupils, a small black nose, and two red circles on his cheeks that stores electricity, two brown stripes on his back and a brown spot on the start of his tail, shaped like a lightning bolt. He is Pikachu, Ash's Pokemon and another friend of Bart's group. The fourth small creature is a tiger-like spirit with gray fur accented by black stripes, a large spherical head with small ears, narrow blue eyes, a white snout, stubby, fingerless limbs, and a stubby tail, and wearing a gold and blue cape that conceals a Spirit sigil on his back and a small pink purse around his neck that bears the Lux emblem. He is Chirithy, Sora, Riku, Roxas, Terra, and Ventus' lead Dream Eater partner and another friend of Bart's group. The fifth small creature is a male lion cub with light auburn fur, beige paws, a brown mane and tuft on his long tail, rounded ears with pink interiors, beige eyelids, one light yellow star on his forehead, another light yellow star on his tail just below the tuft, two white stars on his ear interiors, four beige stars on his legs, a small brown nose, a beige muzzle and underbelly, and light blue eyes. He is Leo the Red Lionstar, Sora's Dream Eater partner and another friend of Bart's group. The sixth creature is a female wolf pup with silver fur, long bushy tail, triangular ears with white markings and pink interiors, white eyebrows, a big shiny yellow snowflake on her forehead, yellow and cyan stars on her back, yellow and cyan snowflakes on the underside of her tail, a black nose, a white muzzle, legs, neck ruff, underbelly, and underside of her tail, and cyan eyes. She is Winter the Silver Snowpup, Riku's Dream Eater partner and another friend of Bart's group. The seventh small creature is a male wolf pup with black fur, a long bushy tail, triangular ears with orange interiors, a yellow crescent moon on his forehead, two yellow stars on his ear interiors, three yellow stars on his back, a black nose, a white muzzle, paws, neck ruff, underbelly, and underside of his tail, mustard yellow eyebrows, and yellow eyes. He is Crescent the Black Moonpup, Roxas' Dream Eater partner and another friend of Bart's group. The eighth small creature is a male fox kit with red fur, brown paws, a long bushy tail with a white tip, triangular brown ears with pink interiors, a dark brown nose, one yellow star on his forehead, three yellow stars on his back, a white muzzle and underbelly, and slanted dark teal green eyes. He is Lucas the Red Foxstar, Terra's Dream Eater partner and another friend of Bart's group. The ninth small creature is a male otter pup with peach fur, brown paws, a brown tip on his long tail, rounded ears with brown interiors, a light yellow star on his forehead, five light yellow and orange stars on his back, a small brown nose, a white muzzle, neck ruff, and underbelly, rosy cheeks, and deep violet eyes. He is Flippy the Orange Otterstar, Ventus' Dream Eater partner and another friend of Bart's group. The tenth small creature is a male foal with brown fur, a dark brown name, tail, hooves, and eyelids, triangular ears with pink interiors, a yellow star on his forehead, four yellow stars on his back, and black eyes. He is Tonto the Brown Horstar, Hayner's Dream Eater partner and another friend of Bart's group. The eleventh small creature is a female baby hedgehog with pink skin, white fur, gold yellow quills, triangular ears with pink interiors, a shiny yellow star on her forehead, a dark pink nose, small fuchsia eyes, three black stars on her back, and white and gold yellow confetti all over her spiky body. She is Kogane the White Hedgestar, Pence's Dream Eater partner and another friend of Bart's group. The twelfth small creature is a female fennec fox kit with light orange fur, big triangular ears with pink interiors and brown tips, and fluffy light cream colored markings, beige paws, long bushy tail with a brown tip and three yellow and lavender stars, rounded ears with pink interiors, beige eyelids, one light yellow star on her forehead, another light yellow star on her tail just below the tuft, two white stars on her ear interiors, twelve beige dots on her legs, a small navy blue nose, a beige face, muzzle, neck ruff, and underbelly, six yellow and lavender stars on her ear tufts, cyan eyes, three yellow and lavender stars on her neck ruff, two yellow stars on her back, and long deep violet eyelashes. She is Pyra the Orange Fenstar, Lea's Dream Eater partner and another friend of Bart's group. The thirteenth small creature is a male greyhound with brown fur, floppy ears, and a black nose. He is Santa's Little Helper, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie's loyal pet dog and another friend of Bart's group. And the last creature is a female Normal-type fox-like Pokemon with primarily brown fur, a cream-colored large, furry collar and tip of her bushy tail, short, slender legs with three small toes and a pink paw pad on each foot, violet eyes, long pointed ears, and a small black nose. She is Eevee, Kaya's Pokemon and another friend of Bart's group. Bart's group smiled as Kaya's group laughed a bit)
Kaya: Never mess with us and some of our brothers!
Lisa: That's right!
Ash: Thanks, guys.
Sora: Perfect timing, guys.
Bart's group. As usual.
Bart's gang: Don't mention it.
Dream Eater partners: Anything to help you.
Pikachu: (Happily) Pikachu!
(Even Eevee happily chirps, Maggie happily sucks on her pacifier, and Santa's Little Helper happily barks in agreement. Then they noticed more of Don Karnage's crew members and Chalmers coming)
Riku: Let's get out of here!
(Bart's gang then began to make their escape while Mad Dog, Dumptruck, and Gibber got their hats off Skinner, Don Karnage, and Willie's respective heads and eyes and put them back on their own respective heads. Then Dumptruck, Willie, and another one of the crew members appeared and tried to hit Bart's gang, and as they did, Bart's gang began to sing)
Bart and Sora: Gotta keep one jump ahead of the breadline
Ash: One swing ahead of the sword
(Mushu then blew a raspberry at Dumptruck while Cri-Kee chirps a brief chuckle, and dodged his sword swipe. Bart used that distraction to pull a crew member's pants down, revealing his white underwear with red oval-like polka dots. The crew member then angrily swipes at Bart's group, but he missed and destroyed a fish barrel causing fish to fall out)
Riku, Roxas, Terra, and Ventus: We steal only what we can't afford
Nelson: (Right after Bart pulled the crew member's pants down) Ha ha!
Ash: And that's everything.
(Bart's gang ran off. The crew member pulls a fish over his legs thinking it is his pants and goes after them, only for Mad Dog and Chalmers to grab his pants and hand it to them, making him correct his mistake quickly)
Bart: One jump ahead of the lawmen
Sora: That's all, and that's no joke
Ash, Riku, Roxas, Terra, and Ventus: These guys don't appreciate that we're broke
(Bart's gang ran up a bunch of barrels and knocked one down onto Don Karnage and his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie, knocking them all down)
Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie: Riffraffs
Street rats
Scoundrels
Take that
(They throw a bunch of stuff at Bart's gang, but they dodged them quickly and got to the top of a platform)
Bart: Just a little snack, guys
(Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie angrily shook the platform in hopes to knock them all down)
Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie: Rip them open, take it back guys
Roxas: We can take a hint
Ash: Gotta face the facts
(Bart's gang falls off the platform as if on purpose. But it turns out that Ralph, Mushu, Maggie, and Flippy are hanging on a pole nearby. They grabbed their friends and they make it through a window like acrobats)
Bart's gang: You're our only friends, you guys
(Bart's gang ended up in a girls' harlem. The girls are there and started singing)
Girls: Who?
Oh, it's sad Bart Simpson and his gang's hit the bottom
They've become a one-man rise in crime
(Mushu smiles as he saw some snacks nearby and eats them greedily. His mouth looks like that of a chipmunk before swallowing them. Meanwhile, Bart's gang, swirled by one of the girls, is knocked into the girls' den mother)
Den mother: (Annoyed) I'd blame parents
Except they haven't got 'em
Bart, Sora, Roxas, and Ventus: Gotta eat to live
Ash: Gotta steal to eat
Riku and Terra: Tell you all about it when we got the time
(Milhouse almost flirted with the second girl, but she sighed in annoyance and pushed him and Bart's gang out the window, making their exit)
Bart: One jump ahead of the slowpokes
Sora, Riku, Roxas, Terra, and Ventus: One skip ahead of our doom
(Outside, a muscular man is flexing before the crowd as Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie run by. Unknown to everyone, Bart is hiding behind the man matching his moves while his gang tried to sneak by. But they made a mistake and are revealed)
Ash: Next time gonna use a nom de plume
(Noticing them, Gibber quickly whispered to Don Karnage, who noticed and got his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie's attention)
Don Karnage: (Spotting Sora's gang thanks to Gibber and getting his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie's attention) There they are!
Bart: One jump ahead of the hitmen
Ash and Sora: One hit ahead of the flock
Riku, Roxas, Terra, and Ventus: We think we'll take a stroll around the block
(During the chase, Bart's gang goes through a flock of sheep while being chased by Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie. When they got out, they both jumped over another man sitting on a bed of spikes. Dumptruck attempted to jump over last, but he trips and lands on the man, making him scream. Suddenly, Mushu was trying on a bunch of jewelry until he was discovered)
Vendor: Stop, thief
(He grabs Mushu)
Vendor: Vandal
Bart, Kaya, and Nelson: (Grabbing Mushu in annoyance) Mushu (, come on)
(After grabbing Mushu, Bart, Kaya, and Nelson dragged him away, breaking a necklace)
Woman: Scandal
(Soon Bart's gang found themselves by a door surrounded by Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie)
Bart's group: Let's not be too hasty
(The door opens and a fat woman comes out and hugs Bart, much to his and everyone else's disgust)
Fat woman: Still I think he's rather tasty
(Bart manages to get away and then, with Ash, Sora, Riku, Roxas, Terra, and Ventus, puts their arms around Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie like they're buddies)
Bart and Ash: Gotta eat to live
Sora, Roxas, and Ventus: Gotta steal to eat
Riku and Terra: Otherwise we'd get along
Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie: Wrong
(They all pounced on Bart's group, making a fighting dust cloud. But when the cloud cleared, Bart's group has already escaped with their gang. Though not for long for Don Karnage and Skinner spotted some barrels trying to sneak away)
Skinner: There they are!
Don Karnage: Get them!
(Bart's gang ditched their disguises and ran off. Then, they come across a fire pit with another man standing on it, which they managed to jumped over by using the man as a platform. Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie ran across the coals, hopping up and down in pain doing so. Soon Bart's gang passed a man performing tricks with his sword. Kaya's group noticed and turned around with a determined playful smirk and Nelson then yanked the sword out of the man's throat)
Mushu: (Accepting the sword from Nelson) Let's see they get us now.
(After Nelson hands Mushu the sword and then ran with the rest of Kaya's group, Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie arrived and stopped when Mushu wielded it while Pikachu and Cri-Kee, who stayed by Mushu, prepared his electric shock and puts up his dukes respectively)
Mushu: That's right! I have a sword, and I'm ain't afraid to use it!
Mad Dog: (Trembling in fear, pointing at Mushu) He's got a sword!
Dumptruck: (Trembling in fear, pointing at Pikachu) And he's gonna shock us!
Don Karnage: (Holding his own sword) You scatterbrained idiots!
Skinner: (Holding his own sword) We all got swords!
Willie: (Holding his own sword) And they deflect electricity!
Chalmers: (Holding his own sword) Did you forget?!
Don Karnage's crew: (Taking their swords in realization) Oh, yeah!
Mad Dog: (At the same time as Don Karnage's crew's above line) Oh, yeah, that's right!
(Mushu, Pikachu, and Cri-Kee chuckled nervously a bit at being outnumbered)
Mushu: (Chuckling nervously a bit) On second thought....
(After Mushu puts the sword down, he, Pikachu, and Cri-Kee ran off until Mushu and Cri-Kee jumped onto Bart's left shoulder and Pikachu jumped onto Ash's right shoulder upon catching up to Bart's gang. Bart's gang is soon once again surrounded by Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie running from left to right. Of course, they see a man performing a rope trick nearby and then jumped up and climbed up the rope which ends up with Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie crashing into each other. Soon, Bart's gang continued running from the pursuing Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie)
Bart: One jump ahead of the hoofbeats
Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie: Riffraffs
Ash: One hop ahead of the hump
Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie: Street rats
Sora, Riku, Roxas, Terra, and Ventus: One trick ahead of disaster
Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie: Scoundrels
Bart's gang: They're quick
But we're much faster
Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie: Take that
(The chase ended with Bart's gang being cornered in a room above a staircase. With a playful smirk, Bart grabbed a rug nearby)
Bart: Here goes, better throw our hands in
Ash, Sora, Riku, Roxas, Terra, and Ventus: Wish us happy landin'
Bart's gang: All we gotta do is jump
(Bart's gang quickly jumped out the window with the rug. Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie jumped out after but they ended up falling. Skinner then noticed a brown colored soft-looking spot to possibly land on)
Skinner: Over there!
(He, Chalmers, Willie, and Don Karnage and his crew then swam through the air as they fell towards the brown spot and upon landing in it, it was revealed to be a giant pile of manure being sold by a man wearing a clothespin. Upon recovering and then realizing in shock and surprise with Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, and Willie, Chalmers got really livid and turned to Skinner in anger)
Chalmers: SKINNER!!
Skinner: (Nervously) Superintendent Chalmers, guys!
(Don Karnage, his crew, Chalmers, and Willie dagger glared at Skinner while they repulsed by the manure's stench)
Skinner: (Apologetically) Sorry....
(The man, who saw this, just shrugged and resumed digging some manure with his shovel. Bart and his gang, meanwhile, then used the rug to float down like a parachute to land safely in a nearby alley. Once they landed, Bart's gang high-faced each other)
Ash: Cool!
Bart: Tubular!
Kaya: We lost them!
(Then they heard two different men's voices)
Man 1: (Voice-over) Lucky for you.
Man 2: (Voice-over) That's right.
(They turned and not only noticed fourteen palace guards, but also casually greeted them. The first guard is a male anthro duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, and wearing a green long-sleeved turtleneck shirt, a purple long-sleeved coat with four gold buttons, a purple eyemask, a dark purple cape with a dark pink trimming, and a purple fedora with a black ribbon. He is Darkwing Duck, or by civilian name and form, Drake Mallard, the Assistant Captain of the Palace Guards in the palace of Agrabah. The second guard is a 9 year old female anthro duck with cream colored feathers, short red hair tied in pigtails, light green eyes, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, and wearing purple hair scrunchies, a purple short-sleeved tunic-like Jersey with pink neck and sleeve rims and a white number 1 on it, white socks, and burgundy and white shoes with white laces. She is Gosalyn Mallard, Darkwing's daughter and a palace guard. The third guard is a 9 year old male anthro goose with cream colored feathers, cream colored short hair feathers, and an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, light blue eyes, and wearing a dark green short-sleeved button-up, collar-flapped shirt and a pair of red rimmed glasses. He is Honker Muddlefoot, Gosalyn's best friend and another palace guard. The fourth guard is a 10 year old male anthro goose with cream colored feathers, short red hair, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, light blue eyes, and wearing a maroon short-sleeved turtleneck shirt with salmon pink sleeve rims. He is Tank Muddlefoot, Honker's older brother and another palace guard. The fifth guard is a female anthro duck with a slender, slim physique, white feathers, an orange beak, big black hair with gray streaks (Similar to Frankenstein’s bride’s hair), hidden feet (Similar to Morticia’s hidden feet), lavender eyeshadow, a red medium-sleeved long dress, and a gold neck brooch. She is Morgana Macawber, Darkwing's girlfriend and another palace guard. The sixth guard is a small, slender, female anthro fish creature with teal scales, pink dorsal fins, pink lips, light green freckles, and wearing a dark teal sleeveless wetsuit. She is Neptunia, another palace guard. The seventh guard is a large, round, teal male anthro Stegosaurus with short red hair, a light teal underbelly and nail claws, yellow eyes, dark teal spikes on his back, and wearing brown pants. He is Stegmutt, another palace guard. The eighth guard is a male anthro duck with white feathers, an orange beak, two red crinkle tubes attached to a single black tire for feet, and wearing black gloves, a white helmet with a red stripe in the center, a black long-sleeved jumpsuit underneath a white sleeveless muscular armor-like tunic with a red Astro symbol on the chest and a computer screen on the belly, two control panels on white wristbands, and lavender safety goggles. He is Gizmoduck, or by civilian name and form, Fenton Crackshell, another palace guard. The ninth guard is an extremely muscular male anthro duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, and wearing a light brown long-sleeved shirt with poofy sleeves, tan pants, a brown leather belt with a gold buckle, a cream colored scarf, a brown aviator pilot’s helmet and dark brown webbed boots. He is Launchpad McQuack, another palace guard. The tenth guard is an old male anthro duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, and wearing a pair of small glasses, a blue long-sleeved tunic with red neck and sleeve rims, a red sash, and a gold neck brooch, and red spats on his feet, and sometimes carries a brown hooked cane. He is Scrooge McDuck, another palace guard. The eleventh, twelfth, and thirteenth guards are young male anthro ducks with white feathers, orange beaks, legs, and webbed feet, light blue eyes, and each wearing a red, blue, and green long-sleeved turtleneck shirt and each a red and white striped, blue and white striped, and green and white striped baseball cap. They are Huey, Dewey, and Louie, Scrooge's triplet nephews and three more palace guards. And the last guard is a young female anthro duck with white feathers, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, light blue eyes, long black eyelashes, and wearing a pink short-sleeved dress with poofy sleeves and a dark pink bodice, and a pink ribbon on a matching hairband, and sometimes carries a doll that looks like her. She is Webigail "Webby" Vanderquack, Huey, Dewey, and Louie's little sister, Scrooge's niece, and another palace guard. And they, luckily for Bart and his gang, are good friends with them, secretly)
Bart's gang: Hey, Darkwing, Gosalyn, Honker, Tank, Morgana, Neptunia, Stegmutt, Gizmoduck, Launchpad, Scrooge, Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Webby. What's up?
Launchpad: (Chuckling a bit) We saw the whole thing with Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie.
Gosalyn: (Chuckling a bit) It was keen gear as usual when Chalmers blew his gasket at Skinner again!
Honker: You're getting really smart ducking our guards and impressing even me, DW, and the rest of us.
Mushu: Well, what do ya expect?
Bart: We....
Darkwing: Yep, yep, yep. We know already.
Scrooge: You need to steal to survive these hardships.
Hayner: That's right.
Pence: Just like we told you when first met and helped you before.
Lea: (Nods in agreement) Glad you got that memorized.
Ash: So, what are you gonna tell Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie this time?
Darkwing: We'll tell them that you ate the bread in front of us.
Morgana: (Winks at them) Out of spite and outsmarted us.
Launchpad: And we swore that we'll eventually (Winks at them) turn you over to them.
Stegmutt: (Winking in agreement) And get even with you.
Bart's gang: Thanks! (Aw, thanks!)
(Darkwing then hands them another loaf of bread with a soft smile)
Kaya: Another loaf?
Lisa: Wow, we're speechless.
Sora: How?
Launchpad: Don't worry.
Gizmoduck: We got it all covered for you.
Darkwing: After our guards chased you after you stole the first loaf, I paid for it.
Launchpad: And I bought the other loaf for you.
Ash: Wow.
Mushu: Thank you, guys.
Martin: Yes, thank you very much.
Darkwing's group: What're friends for?
Huey: (To Bart's gang) It's all part of the Woodchuck's Honors. (To Dewey and Louie) Right?
Dewey and Louie: Yeah.
(They saluted)
Huey, Dewey, and Louie: (Saluting) Woodchuck's Honor!
(Then they heard Chalmers, Skinner, Don Karnage, and Willie's voices calling from afar)
Chalmers: (Voice-over) DW, CREW?!
Skinner: (Voice-over) WHERE ARE YOU?!
Don Karnage: (Voice-over) GET YOUR SORRY EXCUSE OF POSTERIORS BACK HERE!!
Willie: (Voice-over) AND GET BACK TO THE PALACE FOR OUR BATHS TO CLEAN THESE MANURE FILTH!!
Darkwing: (Calling to Don Karnage, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie) Hold your horses, we're coming, Captain, guys!
Neptunia: (To Bart's gang) Our secret is safe.
Darkwing's group: Take care of yourselves.
(They wink at them and then left. Bart's gang turned to each other happily)
Ventus: That was very nice of DW's group.
Leo: I'll say.
Tonto: True friends to the end.
Bart: Now, we feast!
(Bart's gang agreed and Bart breaks the first bread in three and gave one half to Mushu and the other to Santa's Little Helper, who gobbles his piece down. The red dragon begins to eat his half, sharing with Cri-Kee. Before Bart could eat his, however, he and his gang spotted two children, a boy and girl, digging through the trash looking for food when they saw them. Bart and his gang sighed in sympathy and, with a sympathizing Cri-Kee, turned to Mushu. He sees the children and frowned)
Mushu: No way, José!
(As Mushu continued to eat, Bart and his gang got up and walked over to the children. They hand out their pieces)
Bart and Sora: Here.
Girl: Huh? You want us to have that?
Boy: Really?
Bart: Sure.
Ash: You need it more than we do anyway.
Terra: Besides....
Riku: We never let anybody else starve because of us.
Kaya: None of us are that hungry anyway.
Dream Eater partners except Chirithy: (Nods) Yeah.
Chirithy: Never go hungry.
Pikachu: (Nods in agreement) Pika.
(Maggie, Santa's Little Helper, and Eevee respectively sucks on her pacifier and nods, barks, and chirps in agreement. The children looked surprised but accepted the bread pieces with smiles. Bart and his gang walked off, smiling about their good deed. Mushu looked on and started feeling guilty when Pikachu and Cri-Kee looked at him imploringly and a brief glare respectively. After swallowing his chunk of the bread piece he ate, Mushu sighed in defeat, stood up, and, with Pikachu and Cri-Kee, with the latter becoming happy again, goes over to the two children. He gives out his bread piece)
Mushu: Aww.... I'm done. Here.
Boy: Thanks.
(He and the girl accepted the piece happily. The children chuckled a bit as they tickled him, Pikachu, and Cri-Kee, who giggled back a bit)
Mushu: (Giggles a bit) Stop, I'm ticklish!
(The tickling stopped as a fanfare is heard)
Bart's gang: Huh?
(Bart's group walked out of the alley to a crowd gathering outside. They look and see a parade going on. They see a 24 year old man with short light brown coiffed hair, thin light brown eyebrows, deep indigo eyes, and wearing navy blue pants, black knee-high boots, a magenta cravat, a blue long-sleeved shirt, an indigo sleeveless vest, black epaulettes, gold aiguillette, a light gray and black long-sleeved blazer with patterns, black epaulettes and a gold aiguillette, and white gloves. He is Hans, the Prince of the Kingdom of the Southern Isles. And with him are twelve random young men, apparently his brothers)
Mushu: (Shrugs) Heh, typical.
Ash: Another group of princes has arrived.
Martin: Thirteen, to be exact.
Man 1: Must be on their way to the palace.
Man 2: More suitors for the princesses.
Sora: Yeah.
Bart: The lead princess, her older sister, and their five cousins.
Roxas: One group of cousins are two sisters and the other three are also sisters.
Lea: (Shrugs casually) Seems to me that seven princes, out of the thirteen of them here, might try to court the princesses while the other six try their luck next time.
Lisa: (Agreeing with a casual shrug) But they'd probably turn them down like all the others.
Milhouse: (To Bart) I'll bet you a dollar for if the rejection will take place tomorrow.
Bart: I'll bet on an hour.
(Suddenly, Bart's gang got startled as the playing children ran out into the street. However, they run in front of Hans' horse, scaring it)
Hans: You kids, get out of our way!
Hans' brothers: Yeah!
(Hans takes out a whip and almost threw it to whip them. But Bart jumps in the way and stops it with his hands, snatching it away)
Bart: Hey, back off, man!
Terra: (Agreeing angrily) If we were rich like you, we could afford some manners!
Ash, Sora, Riku, Roxas, and Ventus: (While Bart threw the whip back at Hans) Yeah!
Hans: (Angrily) My brothers and I'll teach you some manners!
(He and his brothers angrily pushed Bart's group right into a mud puddle nearby. The crowd laughed a bit at this. Satisfied, Hans and his brothers continued on their way while Bart's gang helped Bart's group get up. Bart and Ash then smirked playfully)
Bart: Ay caramba!
Ash: Would you look at that, guys.
Bart: It's not everyday you see thirteen horses with twenty-six rear ends!
(They, Sora, Riku, Roxas, Terra, Ventus, and their gang laughed a bit, making Hans, his brothers, and their horses look back, annoyed and miffed)
Bart: So, in other words, eat my shorts!
(Bart's gang laughed a bit some more, and then calmed their laughter down)
Hans: Oh yeah? Well, you are nothing more than a bunch of worthless street rats! You were born street rats, you will die like the street rats you are, and only your fleas would mourn you!
(This made Ash and even Bart and Nelson furious. The three rushed at Hans and his brothers, but the palace gates closed behind Hans and his brothers right in Bart, Ash, and Nelson's faces. They looked up furiously and uselessly as Kaya, Lisa, Maggie, and their friends watched in concern)
Ash: We're not worthless!
Nelson: And we don't have fleas!
Lisa: Technically, animals get fleas when they're too dirty!
Ralph: I had fleas once.
Kaya: (To Bart, Ash, and Nelson, changing the subject) Look, forget it.
Milhouse: (To Bart, Ash, and Nelson) There's nothing you could do now.
(Bart's gang sighed disappointedly)
Bart, Ash, and Nelson: Eh, you're right.
Bart: Let's go home.
(Later that night, Bart's gang are on their way back home)
Bart's group: (Sadly) Riffraffs
Street rats
We don't buy that
If only they'd look closer
(Soon Bart's gang got home. It was a mess but at least it got a good view with a curtain covering it)
Bart's group: Would they see a group of poor boys?
No siree
(Mushu, Cri-Kee, Pikachu, Maggie, Santa's Little Helper, Eevee, and the Dream Eater pets got into their makeshift beds nearby and got ready to get some sleep, with Bart's group tucking their respective creatures in)
Bart's group: They'd find out
There's so much more to us
(Bart's group smiled softly before, with Kaya, Lisa, Milhouse, Nelson, Martin, Ralph, Hayner, Pence, and Lea putting on their pajamas, except for the sleeping Maggie, that is, and, after they're changed, Bart's group goes over to the curtain. Bart is now wearing a lime green long-sleeved pajama shirt and lime green long pajama pants. Ash is now wearing a mint green short-sleeved pajama shirt with a yellow Peter Pan collar, mint green pajama shorts, and yellow sleep slippers. Sora is now wearing a red short-sleeved pajama shirt and red long pajama pants. Riku is now wearing a white pajama tanktop and pale blue pajama shorts. Roxas is now wearing a light-green short-sleeved shirt and black long pajama pants with small neon green numbers. Terra is now wearing a white long-sleeved pajama jacket with buttons and white long pajama pants. Ventus is now wearing a white short-sleeved pajama shirt and green long flannel pajama pants with a red plaid pattern. Kaya is now wearing a fuchsia short-sleeved cotton nightgown with poofy sleeves, light fuchsia neck and sleeve rims, and a dark fuchsia sash around her waist. Lisa is now wearing a teal short-sleeved nightgown with a white frilly neck rim and pink sleep slippers. Milhouse is now wearing a purple long-sleeved pajama jacket and purple long pajama pants. Nelson is now wearing a blue long-sleeved pajama shirt, blue long pajama pants, and salmon-pink sleep slippers. Martin is now wearing a white long-sleeved pajama shirt, white long pajama pants, and light red sleep slippers. Ralph is now wearing an orange long-sleeved pajama shirt and long orange pajama pants. Hayner is now wearing a red long-sleeved flannel pajama jacket with buttons and black checkers and red long flannel pajama pants with black checkers. Pence is now wearing a pale blue long-sleeved pajama jacket with buttons and pale blue long pajama pants. And Lea is now wearing a black short-sleeved pajama shirt with a red orange outline of a flame image with a red outline of a heart with a white outline of Elvis Presley's sunglasses and pompadour on top with the white words that says "Burnin' Love" underneath on the front and red pajama sweatpants. Bart pulled the curtain open, and they saw a beautiful view of Agrabah and its palace. His gang sighed happily and calmly)
Sora: Someday, guys.
Bart: Things will change for us.
Riku and Terra: My sentiments exactly.
Ash: We will be rich....
Sora, Roxas, and Ventus: Live in a palace.
Bart: And never have anything to worry about at all.
Bart's gang: Yeah.
(Then with that, they went to bed as well)
Coming up: After rejecting Hans and his twelve brothers, which they were supposed to pick six out of the twelve, the seven princesses, two sisters and their cousins, one group being two sisters and the other group being three sisters, have dreams of their own as well, despite that they're being forced to get married to seven princes by a sultan and his group.
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