Hoss

Hoss is a dispenser belonging to BLU engineer Dorothy, who likes naming her machines. He is usually level 1, and has a smiley face sticker on his side.
====
"Hoss is a shameful abomination created by Lychee's mad science." - Lychee (Hoss's programer)'
Hoss is our friendly IRC bot who tells us he loves us at one moment and trolls us the next.
Here is a list of commands you can type into chat to make Hoss do stuff!
The ` you use is not the same that gives you " by pressing shift. On most keyboards, it is ~ but without the shift key. You don't need to use the exact capitalization shown, but spaces (or lack of) and punctuation is necessary.
====
*I love you hoss OR ilu hoss (Hoss will respond appropriately)
*I hate you hoss OR ihu Hoss (Hoss will express his feelings on the matter)
*I'm going to sleep (Hoss will tuck you in)
*DROP A PHAT BEAT FOR ME HOSS (Hoss will provide)
*`deckofmanythings (Hoss will give you a card.)
*`draw _____ (Hoss will give you a drawing prompt for said character)
*`draw2 ____ x _____ (Hoss will give you a drawing prompt for two characters)
*Motivate ___ (Hoss will give ____ a pep talk)
*roll #d# (Rolls a dice. The first # is the amount of dice you want rolled, the second # is the number of sides. Want to roll two 6-sided die? Roll 2d6)
*`table (Hoss will help you express your anger)
*`magic (MAGIC!)
*`otp ____ x ____ (input two names for ___ & ___ and Hoss will tell you their relationship. You can use 'random' instead of a name to select randomly from those in the chatroom: `otp Clark x random )
*`ot3 ____ ____ ____ (input three names for each ___ and Hoss will tell you their relationship. Use 'random' instead of a name to select randomly from those in the chatroom: `ot3 Clark random random )
*`fortune (Hoss gives you cryptic advice about the future)
*`flip (Flips a coin, heads or tails)
*`spin (Spins a 'bottle' to select a random person in the chatroom)
*`dick (Dicks everywhere)
*`roll # # (Gives you a random number between the first # & the second #
*`flirt (Hoss will bring his A game)
*`insult (Hoss will provide a sick burn)
*`duke (DUKE NUKEM)
*`rps (Rock Paper Scissors)
*`eightball (Ask a yes or no question, get an answer. Maybe)
*`color (Random color selected)
Category:Info