Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 4

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=== The fourth installment and 2012 Christmas Special of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features famous English Writer, Charles Dickens and his character Ebenezer Scrooge against children's book author Dr. Seuss and his character The Grinch. It was uploaded December 24th, 2012. ===
==Cast==
=== Jacob S. as Charles Dickens, Dr. Seuss, Ebenezer Scrooge, and The Grinch ===
==Intro==
=== EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY ===
=== CHARLES DICKENS ===
=== VS ===
=== DOCTOR SEUSS ===
=== BEGIN! ===
==Charles Dickens:==
=== This is a tale of two rappers, one good, one bad, ===
=== I'll fry you like Green Eggs and Ham 'cause, egads your rhymes are sad! ===
=== I'm the biggest rapping sensation in England, i'm huge! ===
=== You can't beat me Seussy, just ask Scrooge! ===
==Ebenezer Scrooge:==
=== Bah Humbug! You're more annoying then those three bloody ghosts! ===
=== If I gave away a coin for every time you bored me, I'd be broke! ===
=== Your face is uglier than the demented, chained ghost of Jacob Marley, ===
=== Gee, you really failed to meet our great expectations, ain't that right Charlie? ===
==Dr. Seuss:==
=== You're marked down as naughty on Santa's list, ===
=== Because your stupid rhymes are poorer than Oliver Twist! ===
=== Kids love my books, they look at the Christmas Carol and go "Ew"! ===
=== And Scrooge, guess what? My characters can rap too! ===
==The Grinch:==
=== A picture of you is the last thing I want decking my halls, ===
=== Kate tells me your pecker's two sizes too small! ===
=== None of the Children in Whoville even know who you are, ===
=== What the Dickens is wrong with you? You're the worst author by far! ===
==Charles Dickens:==
=== What's wrong with ME? You're a mutated, green, chimpanzee! ===
==Ebenezer Scrooge:==
=== And stay away from little girls! Stop showing them your Christmas Tree! ===
==Charles Dickens:==
=== A Wocket in your Pocket? How, passe.  ===
=== You wish that you had duck feet? ===
==Ebenezer Scrooge:==
=== I wish you'd go away! ===
==The Grinch:==
=== May I ask how you came up with Scrooge? Oh right, a grave! ===
==Dr. Seuss:==
=== What's that, pubic hair on your face? My lord, shave! ===
=== You think that you can win? HA! That's rich! ===
=== No one can defeat the almighty Doctor Seuss, bitch! ===
== Outro: ==
WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
<poll>
 Who Won?
 Charles Dickens and Ebenezer Scrooge
 Dr. Seuss and The Grinch
</poll>
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