Bigfoot Stole My Pancreas

Bigfoot Stole My Pancreas is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
Which of the following headlines could be attached to a factually correct tabloid story about Hamlet?
===Choices===
1. "Dead Mother Delivers Baby"
2. "Exorcism at Castle Doesn't Work"
3. "Ghost of My Father Told Me to Kill"
4. "I'm Impregnated by an Alien"
===Choices===
1. "Uh, wrong play."
2. Sound quote
3. "'Ghost of My Father Told Me to Kill'."
4. "You've never heard of Hamlet, have you?"
===Answer Quote===
I'm sure that argument would hold up in court. Actually, it might hold up in court these days.
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"'Ghost of My Father Told Me to Kill.' It's like the entire plot of the play, but don't worry about it."
==Similar==
* Shakespeare & the Tabloids
* Those Wacky Royals
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