United States of Bikini Bottom

Bikini Bottom is a country and the primary setting of the No Malarkey in Bikini Bottom universe.
== History ==
Not much is known about Bikini Bottom before 2018.
In 2018, a civil war broke out when Kelpy G called for a campaign to drive "political snakes" out of Bikini Bottom. It ended without a clear victor.
In 2020, many candidates in many parties launched bids to compete in the 2020 Bikini Bottom presidential election. Mr. Biden of the Democratic Party won, though four of his competitors, including then-incumbent President Mr. Trump, also claimed victory and dismissed the official results. Another civil war broke out due to the dispute, and the Bikini Bottom Capitol was stormed in an last-minute effort to prevent Mr. Biden from taking office, but he came out victorious, and was inaugurated on January 20, 2021.
== Demographics ==
Bikini Bottom is populated mainly sea creatures, though humans, land animals, and fruits make up substantial minorities. Apparently, humans do not need oxygen-supplying suits and helmets to survive in the country's underwater climate, though land animals do.
== Government ==
Bikini Bottom's government is composed of three branches: Executive, Legislative, and Judicial. The executive is headed by the President and is based at the White House, the Legislative is based at the Capitol, and the Judicial is based at the Supreme Court.
The government controls the military, and the President is its' commander-in-chief. While it is generally strong, it has been completely silent during the two civil wars.
Bikini Bottom has a notoriously poor human rights record, committing numerous war crimes on both foreign and its' own soil.
Many high-ranking members of all three branches of government are open pedophiles.
== Economy ==
Bikini Bottom has an ultra-capitalist economy, with virtually no form of workers' rights protections. There is widespread income inequality.
== Health ==
Bikini Bottom is a generally unhealthy country, with most of its population relying on krabby patties, except for hardcore environmentalists like Mr. R'Onion, who claims to survive using photosynthesis. It has been severely affected by The Plague pandemic.
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