Carly Fox

Carly Fox PC MP (January 1, 20XX – November 26, MPSP2023) is a model parliamentarian who has served as the Member of Parliament for London North Centre since MPSP2022, having been elected as a member of the No Aliens Here Party (NAH). She is currently a burnt-out has-been acting as a mentor to the Baked Beans Banishment Party, but is better known for when she was actually relevant. 
Fox had previously held the roles of Pirate Party Chief Whip, NAH Party Deputy Whip, Deputy Government Whip, and Government Whip, and was the Minister of International Development under Prime Minister Ethan Gottesman-Kaplun and Minister of International Affairs under Prime Minister ???. After stepping down as party whip for Pirate Party during MPSP2023 many believed her dead - to commit to the bit, she died and continues to serve as an MP as a ghost. 
== MPSP22 ==
In September 2021, Fox was approached by Jacob Maurice to join the No Aliens Here Party in its early stages. Fox quickly confused the existing party executive enough to secure the Deputy Whip position and played a vital role in developing the NAH Party's image, branding, and slogan ("NAH, we got this.")
Fox was elected to the riding of London North Centre in a completely legitimate landslide as a member of the No Aliens Here (NAH) Party and acted as Deputy Whip for the Official Opposition until January 20th, 2022. Having lived in three homes, worked five jobs, and nearly died several times in the riding, Fox proudly represented the riding of London North Centre with the support of her constituency assistants Mother Fox, Benji the Dog, and Miley the Cat. 
On January 4th, Fox shared in a tweet that she would be crossing the floor to the Monkey Party on January 21st, 2022, citing "unrelenting commitment to the bit, to monkey business, and to monkeying around" as cause for her departure from the NAH Party. On the first sitting day of Model Parliament 2022, Fox crossed the floor to join the Monkey Party, where she assumed the Ministry of International Development and the role of Deputy Whip. On January 21st, 2022, Fox again crossed the floor to serve as Minister of International Affairs and Whip for the No Aliens Here (NAH) Party. 
Fox promoted a general philosophy of "don't suck" and enforced an anti-harassment and anti-discrimination policy for NAH Party Members, advocating for a "fake politics, real consequences" approach to parliamentary proceedings. Fox also allegedly originated the term "MPSP Bestie," a common phrase used throughout Model Parliament 2022. Fox was awarded the Most Likely to be Speaker Award during the closing ceremony. While passionate about disability rights, economic sciences, and the general philosophy of "don't suck," Fox is somehow best remembered for [redacted].
File:FJkFjylWQAEdacI.jpeg|Carly Fox hunched over her phone and a cliff bar in the corner of a living room - January 20th, 2022.
File:FIW0gN4WYAgGaUI.jpeg|A meme Fox made about being unable to officially join the Monkey Party due to Potter's Law.
== MPSP23 ==
In the wreckage of MPSP22, Carly Fox and Ty Bradley formed an alliance with NAH Party Member Matthew Edginton, beginning what would later be known as the Pirate Party. Following a hiatus where they went on with their lives and resuming in September 2022, Fox assumed the role of Chief Whip for the Pirate Party.
== Electoral record ==
=== 2022 ===
2022 MPSP general election: London North Centre
Party 	Party 	Candidate 	Popular Vote 	% 	±%
 	Pirate Party 	Carly Fox 	27,247 	42.52 	+18.09
 	Taylor's Party 	Olive Benson 	17,069 	26.64 	–
 	No Name Party 	Nic Nercer 	14,887 	23.23 	–
 	Seal Party 	Jack Johnson 	4,872 	7.60 	–
Total valid votes 	Total valid votes 	Total valid votes 	64,075 	98.99 	+1.05
Total rejected ballots 	Total rejected ballots 	Total rejected ballots 	652 	1.01 	-1.05
Turnout 	Turnout 	Turnout 	64,727 	65.79 	+38.49
Registered voters 	Registered voters 	Registered voters 	98,392 	 	
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=== 2021 ===
2021 MPSP general election: London North Centre
Party 	Party 	Candidate 	Popular Vote 	% 	±%
 	No Aliens Here Party 	Carly Fox 	11,500 	24.43 	–
 	FLIP 	Cherry Blossom 	6,545 	26.82 	–
 	Monkey Party 	Ruth Edinburg 	5,213 	18.83 	–
 	Independent 	Dev Patel 	2,134 	29.92 	–
Total valid votes 	Total valid votes 	Total valid votes 	25,392 	97.94 	–
Total rejected ballots 	Total rejected ballots 	Total rejected ballots 	534 	2.06 	–
Turnout 	Turnout 	Turnout 	25,926 	27.30 	–
Registered voters 	Registered voters 	Registered voters 	94,977 	 	
Source: La Graisse/National Roast	Source: La Graisse/National Roast	Source: La Graisse/National Roast	Source: La Graisse/National Roast	Source: La Graisse/National Roast	Source: La Graisse/National Roast
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