Dance Plants/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Dance Plants".
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(Poppy is showing her friends a community garden.)
Poppy: Fellow Trolls, I’m thrilled to officially open the first ever TrollsTopia Community Garden! (She cuts a red ribbon and her friends cheer.) Now there’s a place for Trolls to garden together, allowing us to explore the agricultural styles of all the Tribes, side by side in perfect plant-based harmony! Whoo! (She cuts another red ribbon.)
All: Huh?
Poppy: Sorry. Sometimes when I’m this excited, I cut an extra red ribbon. 
Lownote: Uh-huh.
Val: I get it.
Poppy: Now let’s get gardening! (Her friends go inside the garden.)
Biggie: Wait for me! (Poppy sees Synth and Laguna.)
Synth: Ha-ha! What up, Poppy?! (He and Laguna put their arms in the air.)
Synth and Laguna: Heeeeeeey! (Poppy puts her arms in the air.)
Poppy: Heeeeeeey!
Synth: But seriously, we have a problem.
Poppy: Oh. You do?
Laguna: Indeed. You see, our Tribe would love to contribute to the garden, but indigenous Techno foliage has heretofore only grown underwater. We have now idea how they would fare on dry land.
Poppy: Oh, that’s a tough one. Hm… (She cuts a gray ribbon.) Sorry. Sometimes when I feel conflicted, I cut a gray ribbon.
Synth: Uh, yeah, we get it.
Laguna: It was already quite clear.
Poppy: Laguna, Synth, I totally get the dilemma. But we can’t have a TrollsTopian garden without the Techno Trolls. So, could try planting something on dry land? (Synth and Laguna look at each other.)
Laguna: Well, I suppose we could subvert thousands of years of evolution and roll the dice?
Poppy: Yay! I’m so relieved. Ah… (She cuts a blue ribbon.) Sorry. Sometimes when I feel relieved, I cut a blue ribbon.)
Synth and Laguna: We get it. (Later, Poppy is exploring the community garden. She sees Minuet’s plants.)
Poppy: Hey! Loving the Orchestral Orchids! (The Orchestral Orchids play music. Poppy goes over to Biggie and Smidge.) Beautiful Laugh-o-dills! (Biggie and Smidge use fake hands to tickles the Laugh-o-dills, making them laugh. Poppy goes over to Holly’s tree and her eyes fill with tears.) Oh. And that Weeping Willow is so lovely, it’s downright moving.
Weeping Willow: Now, don’t you start cryin’ or I’ll start cryin’ and… (She starts crying.) Yep, there I go! (Holly tries to comfort it. Poppy goes over to Val.)
Poppy: What’s up, Val? Watering those Hard Rock Hedges?
Val: Uh, no. You don’t water Hard Rock Hedges. (She turns on her can and it blows fire, making one of the Hard Rock Hedges grow.)
Poppy: Ooh! Implausible. (She goes to Lownote’s plants next.)
Lownote: Say hello to the Funk Fruit Bush, baby. A tasty fruit that packs an extra funky surprise. (Poppy takes a fruit and bites it. She now has Lownote’s voice.)
Poppy: What’s the surprise? (gasps) Never mind. I get it now, baby. (She and Lownote laugh. She then goes to Synth and Laguna. She now has her normal voice.) So, Laguna, Synth, I gotta ask, how’s the Techno garden doing?
Laguna: Well, Poppy, this is one of our Dance Plants under normal conditions. (She shows a Dance Plant in a jar of water.) 
Synth: But on dry land, they grow way bigger! (We see the Dance Plants in bigger sizes.)
Poppy: What?!
Laguna: Yes. It appears the direct sunlight has caused the plants to thrive.
Poppy: (Jumping in the air) YES! Ha-ha-ha! Well, that seals it. It is now safe to say that the TrollsTopia Community Garden is a huge success! (Biggie runs to the patch.)
Biggie: Mr. Dinkles, no! (We see that Mr. Dinkles is eating the Dance Plants.)
Synth: Aah! He’s eating our Techno Plants!
Laguna: Mr. Dinkles is Techniverous! 
Biggie: Mr. Dinkles, stop! (He runs toward Mr. Dinkles.) You’re ruining the garden! (He picks up Mr. Dinkles.) I am so sorry, everyone! But I promise he won’t do it agai- (Mr. Dinkles starts eating more Dance Plants.) AAH! MR. DINKLES! (He picks up Mr. Dinkles and runs to the exit of the garden.) NO! (He places Mr. Dinkles outside the gate and closes it.) Phew! There.
Poppy: Uh… Biggie? (Mr. Dinkles is eating another Dance Plant.) 
Biggie: GAH!
Poppy: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, Biggie. There’s gotta be something we can do to stop Mr. Dinkles from eating the Dance Plants.
Holly: Well, to keep a critter out of the crops back in Lonesome Flats, we’d put up… a scareTroll.
Poppy: What’s a scareTroll?
Holly: It’s a scarecrow… but with the word Troll in it.
Poppy and Biggie: Oh.
Holly: Only question is, what kind of scareTroll would keep Mr. Dinkles away? And for that, we need… a scareTroll fashion show, y’all! (On a stage she shows her scareTroll, but Poppy and Biggie aren’t pleased.) Aw. (The scareTroll scares her.) AAAH! (As we show a montage of Rhythm, Blues, Val, and Guy Diamond showing their scareTrolls, Holly sings Work It For Me.)
(Holly)
Well, ya looking real good
Like I knew you would today
Darlin’, oh, if you want
You can try it all on and see, yeah
What’s gonna work for you 
Try on a thing or two
Show me your stuff
Work it, work it for me
We’ll find the perfect lo… (Guy Diamond shows a scareTroll that has red and white stripes.)
Biggie: Excuse me, Guy? What’s scary about that one?
Guy Diamond: He’s wearing horizontal stripes! From a fashion perspective, it’s terrifying! (Holly continues singing.)
(Holly)
We’ll do it all, work it, work it for me
Yeah (Synth and Laguna show a fish.)
Synth: You know, ‘cause fish eat worms and what not! (Mr. Dinkles gets scared of the fish. Later, it is put in the Techno garden and Mr. Dinkles backs away.) 
Poppy: Ha-ha! It works, gang! We saved the garden! (She, Synth, Laguna, and Biggie close their eyes and cheer.)
Biggie: Woo-hoo-hoo!
Poppy: Yeah! We did it, guys! It’s like I always say, when you really put your mind to something, you can overcome any obstacle! (Her voice echoes into Mr. Dinkles’ head.)
Fish ScareTroll: Any obstacle…  (Poppy, Synth, Laguna, and Biggie gasp because they hear Mr. Dinkles chomping.) 
Biggie: Mr. Dinkles, no! (Mr. Dinkles continues eating.)
All: Ah!
Poppy: B-but… how?! I thought the scareTroll scared him!
Mr. Dinkles: Mew.
Biggie: Mm, yeah. He says it did, but your speech inspired him to face his fears.
Poppy: Aw, way to go, Dinkles. But also… frosting! (Rhythm and Blues appear from a wormhole.)
Rhythm: You know, when we were little Funk Trolls, we were always sneaking cookies from our ship’s baked confection statis container.
Blues: Or what you would call a “cookie jar.”
Rhythm: So, to teach us a lesson, our parents let us eat so many cookies that we got an awful case of interstellar queezears.
Blues: Or what you would call a “tummy ache.”
Rhythm: After that, we never wanted to eat cookies again. (She and Blues disappear.)
All: Hm. (Soon, Synth and Laguna are guiding a crab to Mr. Dinkles. It is carrying many Dance Plants and it drops them off.)
Poppy: OK, here goes nothing. (Biggie puts Mr. Dinkles down and he starts eating. After a while, he finally stops and falls over.)
Mr. Dinkles: Mew.
Biggie: Mr. Dinkles says he never wants to eat another Dance Plant again! (He and his friends cheer.) 
Laguna: Yay! Woo-hoo! Yay!
Synth: Whoo! Whoo!
Poppy: Yeeeeeaaah! (She, Synth, and Laguna head back to the community garden.) Well, problem solved, Trolls! I think it is now safe to say that the TrollsTopia Community Garden is a huge, huge… (She sees something huge.) Huge! (She, Synth, and Laguna see that the Dance Plants have grown to huge sizes.) 
Synth: Hold up! Is it me or are the Dance Plants super big now, yo?!
Poppy: Super big? Well, that’s… that’s a good thing, right? (Suddenly, the Dance Plant merge, creating a giant Dance Plant. It starts hopping toward the Trolls.) AAAAAAH! IT’S DANCING THIS WAY! RUN! (She, Synth, and Laguna run away screaming. They escape the garden. Smidge and some Trolls are still planting.)
All: Hm? (They scream and run away from the giant Dance Plant. It crushes the garden gates and continues bouncing.)
Cooper: Have no fear! (He starts dancing.) I will communicate with the plant through the universal language of dance. The universal language is math! (The Giant Dance Plant lands on him and he laughs. Meanwhile, Poppy, Synth, and Laguna reach the pond. Poppy gasps and sees the giant Dance Plant getting closer.)
Poppy: Aw. W-we can’t stop it. It’s just too strong!
Mr. Dinkles: Mew. 
Poppy, Synth, and Laguna: Huh? (Mr. Dinkles gets up.)
Mr. Dinkles: Mew. 
Biggie: He says, “Yes, I know.”
Poppy: Mr. Dinkles? This is why you were eating the Dance Plants? Because you were trying to protect us?
Mr. Dinkles: Mew.
Biggie: He says, “Yes. But don’t be afraid. I won’t let anything happen to you. Not on my watch.” (Mr. Dinkles hops toward Poppy, Synth, and Laguna and digests the Dance Plants he ate.)
Poppy: But, Mr. Dinkles, how could you possibly? We fed you too many Dance Plants!
Mr. Dinkles: Mew.
Biggie: He then goes on to say, “Be that as it may, in times of great peril a hero must rise. Maybe not the hero you deserve. But the hero you need.”
Synth: (Shedding a tear) He’s the best of all of us, yo. (They see the giant Dance Plant getting closer. He, Poppy, Laguna, and Biggie jump out of the way while Mr. Dinkles faces it. As it jumps, he rolls out of its way and takes a big bite. This causes it to break and fall into the pond. It rises to the surface and splits into tiny Dance Plants.) 
Laguna: He did it! Restored to their underwater environment, the plants have returned to normal! 
All: Yaaaaay! 
Laguna: Hm. As disappointing as it will be, Poppy. Perhaps, given the mayhem, it’s best that we Techno Trolls abstain from the community garden.
Poppy: No! There has to be some way…
Mr. Dinkles: Mew.
Biggie: He says, “Why not just dig a pond?” (A shovel comes out of Mr. Dinkles’ hat. It lands near Synth's fins and Poppy's feet. Poppy picks it up.)
Poppy: Hm. (Soon, the community garden has plants from all the Tribes.) There. Now the TrollsTopia Community Garden truly represents all the Tribes. (She and her friends cheer happily. She then cuts a purple ribbon.) Sorry. Sometimes when a problem has been resolved, I cut a purple ribbon.
All: We know! (Poppy laughs nervously and cuts the purple ribbon.)
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