Big SpringBoob SquirePin!

Big SpringBoob SquirePin! is the fifth episode of SuperSpongeLogan, then-known as Life in Not Bikini Bottom.
== Plot ==
Oh, Life, in not, Bikini Bottom!
We're on the road again, with each other 'till the end
I'm gonna sing this song all day long!
Ten friends on the run!
Making trouble, having fun!
Life in not Bikini Bottom!
While I'm hangin' with the SpringBoob, Fatfrick's watching toons!
I'm gonna sing this song, all day long!
Eating food is what they do and they don't do it for you.
Life in Not Bikini Bottom!
They're hangin' on TV like two celebrities!
I'm gonna sing this song, all day long!
Now the girls got it too; just the SpringBoob and Fatfrick.
Life in not Bikini Bottom!
We're on the road again, with each other 'till the end
I'm gonna sing this song all day long!
Ten friends on the run!
Making trouble, having fun!
Yeah, Life in not, Bikini Bottom!
Yeah, Life in not, Bikini Bottom!
Life, in not, Bikini Bottom!
SpringBoob SquirePin had always hated cold Not Bikini Bottom with its hard, handsome houses. It was a place where he felt horny.
He was a big, big, cocoa drinker with grubby eyelashes and feathery eyebrows. His friends saw him as an angry, ashamed angel. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a square old lady. That's the sort of man he was.
SpringBoob walked over to the window and reflected on his hot surroundings. The sun shone like chatting mice.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Fatfrick Staggie. Fatfrick was a thoughtless saint with scrawny eyelashes and squat eyebrows.
SpringBoob gulped. He was not prepared for Fatfrick.
As SpringBoob stepped outside and Fatfrick came closer, he could see the distinct smile on his face.
Fatfrick glared with all the wrath of 3748 big filthy foxes. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want kill."
SpringBoob looked back, even more hangry and still fingering the big map. "Fatfrick, I condemn your actions against the Brazilian government," he replied.
They looked at each other with hungry feelings, like two panicky, purring pigeons rampaging at a very hopeful funeral, which had jazz music playing in the background and two snooty uncles skipping to the beat.
SpringBoob regarded Fatfrick's scrawny eyelashes and squat eyebrows. "I feel the same way!" revealed SpringBoob with a delighted grin.
Fatfrick looked angry, his emotions blushing like a bloody, big blade.
Then Fatfrick came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.
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