Agent Of Grigori & Great Leaders Of S.L.A.Y.E.R.: The Crescent Moon Dragon Cadre, The Supreme Infinite Dragon God, & The Supreme True Dragon

==Quotes==
*Officer McNeddy: That jewelry store is wide open for a hit.
*Martha: Those two are Louie Kaboolie and Jimmy Gimmie. I'm positive.
*Helen: But, if they're robbing the jewelry store, what are they doing in this empty store?
*T.D.: You're right. That's... Wait a minute. I know. I saw in an old movie.
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*T.D.: So, once they're going to do.
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*Helen: So, what do we do?
*T.D.: Simple. I'll sneak in there. Master their map. So, instead of digging the jewelry store, they dig right in the public swimming pool.
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*T.D.: Tell me that's not a perfect plan?
*Helen: One problem. The pool is two blocks away. They'll have to dig for weeks to get there.
*T.D.: I'm willing to wait.
*Helen: Maybe we should tell the Police.
*martha: If we're gonna convince the police that these guys are crooks. We need some prove.
*T.D.: Prove?
*Martha: You know evidence. Something that proves they did the crime.
*Helen: I've got an idea.
*T.D.: So, what aer you guys gonna do with that karoke machine?
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*Helen: If those guys do anything suspicious, we can recorded and give it to the police as prove they're criminals. You guys sure that you want to be my accomlices?
*T.D.: How are we gonna be accomplices?
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*Helen: Okay. Partners?
*Martha and T.D.: Partners.
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*Chief: Louie Kaboolie, eh?
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*T.D.: No, sir. We've got evidence.
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*Helen: Just take a look. (Shows him the evidence) We've got prove. It's Louie Kabolie and his accomplice, alright.
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*Helen: I don't know what happen. Uh, I must have hit the wrong track. They're on here somewhere.
*Chief: Sure, sure. Don't worry about it. Look, we'll go by and check it out. How's it going?
*Officer McNeddy: Hours quiet, Chief.
*Chief: Keep watching. All evidence suggest Kaboolie is planning to rob that jewelry store today.
*Officer O'Riley: He better hurry up. That armored car is coming at four to pick that jewels.
*Chief: If we're right this plot, Kaboolie should strike in the next hour.
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*Martha: Huh? What's going on? Why isn't he arresting them? How much prove do we need?
*Helen: Well, it's the hand of the police now. Let's go home.
*Martha: I can't just let those guys rob the jewelry store. I've gotta do something.
*Officer McNeddy: Kabolie's gonna walk into our trap. As long as things stay nice and quiet.
*Martha: Louie, Kablolie, come out with your hands up! I repeat. Come out with your hands...
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*Martha: You mean you're policemen?
*Chief: Officer O'Riley is working undercover with Officer McNeddy. They're trying to catch Kaboolie and his accomplice robbing that jewelry store.
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*Officer McNeddy: There's an armored car.
*(Officer O'Riley arrives)
*Officer McNeddy: Hmm. Guess we were wrong about Kaboolie.
*Officer O'Riley: He must be heading the jewelry store somewhere else.
*Officer McNeddy: Guess our work is done.
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*Martha: (Sees Louie) (Gasps) Holy sausages. It's Louie Kaboolie. Th-th-that, that's Louie Kaboolie. (Gasps) Oh, no. The Police have gone. There's only one thing to do. (Howls)
*Louie: (Laughs) See. Piece of cake. 
*Gimmie: But, boss. I didn't got no cake. I only got jewels.
*Louie: Hey, it's just an expression, you nitwit. What's all the racket? Something's fishy.
*Gimmie: Fishy?
*Martha: Way to go, Leon. Take Louie and his accomplice in linned. Blitzer, Cisco, grab those bags of jewels. We'll need them as prove.
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*T.D.: Good evening and welcome to the news. Stunning developments today. The trial of Louie Kaboolie and James Gimmie More. Local Dog Martha testifyed she witness a pair of committing a crime. Kaboolie insisted he was not guilty about robbing the bank. Then, he said "Actually, I'm not Louie Kaboolie. I am Zor from the Planet Pluto." Oh, yeah? Said the Judge. "Well, I'm really Justice Man. Pluto isn't even a planet anymore." "Oh, yeah. Take that and that. And that." 
*Helen: Ahem.
*T.D.: Um, not of that happen. The jury found Louie guilty. That's all. Goodbye. 
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*Detective Ernie: He was the bingo caller. 
*Woman: B-13.
*Detecive Ernie: A very unlucky number. I better call her. Our investigation has a few quetions for you. I must warn you, she's a little unorthodox.
*(Bitch Pudding bursts through the door)
*Bitch Pudding: (Sings Fanfare)
*(Theme song plays)
*Bitch Pudding: (Grunts) What's up, fuck nuts? Damn, I haven't seen this much white hair since Steve Martin sucked Leslie Nelsen's dick. Allegedy. 
*Detective Ernie: Bitch Pudding, please! 
*Bitch Pudding: You, raisin twat.
*Anabelle Timuti: My name is Annabelle Timulti.
*Bitch Pudding: Your name is guilty as a motherfucker unless you've got an alibi bar of soap in a sock tits. 
*Anabelle Timuti: I was here, playing bingo.
*Bitch Pudding: One more lie out of that shit nozzle you call a mouth, and I'll leave a boot print in your front butt.
*Man: Leave her alone, you!
*Bitch Pudding: This floor recognizes that fuck ass, shit-covered scrpte sucker with the pussy-ass cane.
*Man: Reginald was a good man! Why would someone murder him? 
*Bitch Pudding: Maybe because he was emptying his bingo balls up with your fat ass wife's cigar cutter. You quibbling bowl of pickle dicks.
*Man: What?! (Gasps) Why, you--
*Bitch Pudding: Gun! (Grunts) 
*Judge Hudson, Jr.: You assaulted a 9-year-old man. 
*Bitch Pudding: He sassed me.
*Judge Hudson, Jr.: Bitch Pudding, I make it my business to understand what makes people tick. For example, why qould a highly-respected actor play not one, but two roles in a low-quality tv show? Well, perhaps his brother-in-law invented the motorcycle that runs on water-softener pellets, and that actor invested heavily without doing his due doiligence. 
*Bitch Pudding: Uh,,, 
*Jude Hudson, Jr.: But, your behavior has no explanation. If you don't solve this crime by midnight, I'm throwing you away and locking up the key. And remember my motto-- No second takes. 
*(At outside)
*(Detective Ernie arrives)
*Detective Ernie: Damn it, B.P.! Why did you call me out here in the middle of the night?
*Bitch Pudding: The bingo ball that killed the victim didn't match the others at the scene. It was made of a polyvinxl chloride with an antiquated flat-lay plasticizer, only be used by this factory, dipshit.
*Detective Ernie: But, you don't have a warrant.
*Bitch Pudding: Here's my warrant. (Grunts) Now, like I ws saying, here's my warrant. (Shoes Detective Ernie her warrant) 
*Detective Ernie: Oh, damn, I'm hit!
*Bitch Pudding: (Sings Fanfare) 
*Guy: (Grunts)
*Bitch Pudding: (Grunts) 
*Guy: Oof! (Screams)
*Bitch Pudding: All those in favore of the death penalty, say "eye." Ooh, that's gross. 
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