The SpongeBob Movie: One Snail's Dream/Transcript

(After the logo of Paramount Pictures 2022 and Nickelodeon Movies we go to the beginning of the movie)
(The movie begins in the place called the up surface known as Bikini Atoll)
"Paramount Animation and Nickelodeon Movies Present"
"A United Plankton Pictures Productions"
(We pan down to the underwater world we call Bikini Bottom)
(We hear snails meowing up to the full moon)
Movie Title: "The SpongeBob Movie: One Snail's Dream"
(It all started in a dream that a snail named Gary is having. Gary is running away from something very big and scary like guard worms. Gary runs and hides somewhere far away from the Guard Worms vicious snarls. He tried to hide in the bushes, the trees and tall grasses but the Guard Worms just kept on chasing him. Gary has no where left to hide while the Guard Worms surrounding him and cornering him. But the Guard Worms snarls sounds like Foghorn Alarms. Gary woke up from his dream and SpongeBob turned off the foghorn alarm clock)
SpongeBob: Good morning, Gary!
Gary: (annoyed) Meow!
SpongeBob: (Gasps) Your mocking the most perfect day of my entire day of perfection. (Leans toward Gary) Whoa ho ho ho no. No amount of this official day can't be late at this hour!
(The trail of clocks ticks all the way toward Squidward's house)
Squidward: (Wakes up off-screen) What the?
SpongeBob: See you at the Krusty Krab, Squidward! (walks away from the window before Squidward throws at clock at the back of his head) Whoa! (slides towards Gary) Can you believe that it has been 30 years already?
Gary: Meow meow meow.
SpongeBob: Uhh... watch that potty mouth, Gare. Today is the day that we acure the common folk. (sighs) I remember how I first got you at the local animal shelter. (He and Gary thinks about of how they first met in a flashback)
Young SpongeBob: (As a young yellow sponge boy) Hello little snail... what is your name?
Young Gary: Meow.
Young SpongeBob: Gary huh? Do you think we could be friends?
Young Gary: (Kisses through the cage)
Young SpongeBob: Me too.
(The owner of the Animal Shelter Marvin Opens the cage takes the Young Gary out and hands him into Young SpongeBob's hands as he hugs him with love as the flashback ends)
SpongeBob: (Saw a clock ticking and gasps) Oh! Sorry, Gary! I don't have time for more flashbacks! I better get ready! (Rushes to get himself ready)
Gary: (Hisses at the ticking clock as it runs away)
Mr. Krabs: (Peeks his eyes out through SpongeBob's window) Psst. Snail.
Gary: Meow?
Mr. Krabs: Come with me to the secret place in my home. I have a surprise to share with everyone. Just don't tell SpongeBob anything while we're gone.
Gary: Meow. (Slithers all the way out of SpongeBob's house and follows Mr. Krabs)
(Bubble Translation to Anchor House Outside the backyard as Mr. Krabs is telling everybody in Bikini Bottom including Gary about the special holiday they are about to have everyone except SpongeBob who is not here)
Mr. Krabs: I asked you all here because we are about to have a very special holiday. The holiday we are having. It was inspired by our hero and our legendary fry cook; SpongeBob.
Mrs. Puff: We paid $9 for this?!
Sandy: I paid $10!
Mr. Krabs: Today we are about to go on a famous trip without SpongeBob bothering any one of us.
Squidward: Ha! Finally! The day without SpongeBob is just too good to be true.
Bubble Bass: Without ScumBob, bothering us sort of speak. Exactly where are we going to go, Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: I'm glad you asked. We're about to go the Bikini Bottom Country Fair to celebrate "No National SpongeBob Day"!
Bubble Bass: "No National SpongeBob Day"? Yes! A perfect holiday!
Morton: No more getting frighten by a yellow sponge after getting one of his mails.
Mrs. Puff: No more driving, No more SpongeBob!?! Ha ha ha ha!
Patrick: Pffft. Yeah. At least everyone has at least one day away from (Imitates SpongeBob's laugh).
Pearl: Bikini Bottom Country Fair?! Count me and my friends in!
Squidward: Ah, yes. Think about all the fun we have without SpongeBob.
Gary: (sadly) Meow.
Plankton: (laughs evilly as he sneaks away toward the Chum Bucket) See you later, fools!
Mr. Krabs: Then it's settled! Let's all go to the Bikini Bottom Country Fair!
(Everyone except for Gary cheers)
(Bubble Translation to where everyone is heading toward the bus and SpongeBob is watching them all leave town)
SpongeBob: Where's everybody going?
Mr. Krabs: Oh uh...? SpongeBob. What a pleasant surprise to see you here.
SpongeBob: Where is everybody going on the bus to, Mr. Krabs, sir?
Mr. Krabs: Oh uh... If we tell you that wouldn't be a secret. To tell you the truth, boy, we are having ourselves a national holiday without you. And I forgot to tell you. You're taking the days off from The Krusty Krab. No hard feelings.
Squidward: (Pulls a Guard Worm from the episode "The Lost Mattress" all the way toward his house and ties him up on the leash of his house) And to keep you from going toward my house, SpongeBob, I have hired a Guard Worm to keep you out.
Guard Worm: (Growls at SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: (Freaks out) Nice wormy, nice wormy.
Mr. Krabs: Well, boyo, I guess this is where we part ways.
Sandy: Don't worry, SpongeBob we'll be back. Just think of something fun to do all by yourself without us.
Patrick: Goodbye, best friend. (Cries a lot)
(And everyone went on the bus except for SpongeBob who is all by himself)
SpongeBob: You too, Gary?
Gary: Meow. (Slithers onto the bus with the others as the bus closes on all the people who are on it as it drives away)
SpongeBob: Have a good time... (Tears in his eyes) ...Without me. (And SpongeBob goes back inside his pineapple house to have some fun without his friends. We pan over to the Chum Bucket as we see Plankton checking on SpongeBob as he is feeling really sad and lonely)
Plankton: Happy day, Karen. Everyone in Bikini Bottom has left SpongeBob out on all of the fun. Without them, stealing the Krabby Patty Formula from Krabs will be a snap!
Karen: (Sighs) That's because unlike him, everybody is celebrating the "No National SpongeBob Day" in the Bikini Bottom Country Fair.
Plankton: Now that SpongeBob's out of the picture. I'll be heading toward the Krusty Krab now and grab that formula now!
Karen: Not everything is according to plan. Remember that he has his pet snail Gary with him. Unlike him, he won't stop staring at you until he comes back to his owner.
Plankton: Oh... Right. I have a plan that will get SpongeBob's attention. I'll invent two robots that'll look like SpongeBob's real parents. Then when the timing is right, I'll kidnap him and have him trapped in the cage and take the Krabby Patty Secret Formula from the Krusty Krab with my Giant Plankton Bot once and for all!
(Bubble Translation to everyone who are Bikini Bottomites entered the place called the Bikini Bottom Country Fair which is outside)
Country Fair Owner: Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Country Fair. Please have your tickets out and have yourselves a very good time. (And everyone pulled out their tickets even Gary and hands it to him as they entered toward the entrance to the fair to try out new things) Come one, come all! Remember to bring out your kids!
[We cut to Sandy, Dale, Fred and Harold "Bill" Reginald all are about to play shoot the targets with their toy water guns]
Fish: Let's play Shoot the targets. First one to hit the target is the winner!
Dale: Hey... Sandy, aren't you going to use the toy water guns like everybody else?
Sandy: Nah... Who needs toy water guns when you have my latest greatest invention I have just invented last night. (Brings out her latest invention "The Laser Gun Shooter 9000") This is my latest invention The Laser Gun Shooter 9000! This baby can shoot out targets within miles away.
Harold: What does that do exactly?
Sandy: You'll see.
Fish: All right! Let's the shoot the targets game begin!
[Dale, Fred and Harold started shooting the targets with their toy water guns]
Sandy: Okay, Sandy, now... just concentrate. Concentrate... Concentrate... [Just when Sandy is about to shoot her Laser Gun Shooter 9000] Whoah!!!!! [The Laser Gun Shooter 9000 shoots out a massive laser that bounces here and there and everywhere]
Mr. Krabs: Careful! You're going to ruin the fair!
Squidward: Whoah! (Dodges the laser) You idiot!
Patrick: (Screams) Duck and cover! (Jumps behind the tent as he dodges the laser)
Gary: (Slithers toward the Shooting the Targets game when...)
Sandy: Gary, look out!!!
Gary: [Looks at the laser and gasps and hides inside his shell but the laser hits him completely right toward against the wall toward the soak the Mayor of Bikini Bottom ball plunge and the target was hit as the Mayor of Bikini Bottom falls into the big bucket of water] OWWWW!!!
Every Bikini Bottomite: "Oh my Neptune, What the Barnacles, Triton's Tunic, Sweet Poseidon, Dear Neptune!" Are you alright!?! (They all walk toward Gary)
Gary: ....... (Wakes up and speaks in a young boy's voice) Hey!! Watch where you're going!! (Covers his mouth)
Every Bikini Bottomite: (Gasps simultaneously)
[Gary realized that he is talking in a complete sentences. He wasn't meowing anymore. His voice sounds like Donnie Dunagan]
Sandy: (Comes up to the crowd of Bikini Bottomites all the way toward Gary) Gary!? You can talk!
Patrick: (Now next to Sandy) What did he say?!
Gary: Patrick? Sandy? What did you do to me?
Sandy: I'm sorry, Gary. I didn't mean too. The laser went out of control. We need an antidote for this snail and his talking into complete sentences! Stat!
Gary: No no no. It's okay. Now that I can talk to you all, I can even say your names now. And ask you all questions whenever I want to. Thanks.
Sandy: Oh... No problem, little guy. (Pets Gary on his shell) Here. (Hands the laser gun 9000 to Gary) That invention just backfired anyway.
Patrick: What just happened?
Squidward: [Joins the crowd] Out of my way people. Can't you idiots believe this snail? I mean look at him... Gary can't talk he's a snail!
Gary: Squidward! Not every snail can talk you know!
Squidward: (Gasps and points to Gary talking)
Mrs. Puff: Well... somebody has to believe him.
Country Fair Owner: All right. All people go back to having fun at the fair. Nothing to see here. Come on! Move it!
[All of Bikini Bottomites go back to having fun at the country fair before Mr. Krabs tells Squidward about snails can talk]
Mr. Krabs: You see, Mr. Squidward. This is what happens when we bringing along Gary with us to the fair while celebrating the whole day without SpongeBob. Looks like we have to learn a few things from that snail.
Squidward: Yeah... well, not me. I knew I shouldn't have gotten rid of Gary. Leave it to Sandy and her screwed up inventions.
Mr. Krabs: What are you saying, Mr. Squidward?
Squidward: I'm saying we should exterminate this snail with the Guard Worm I just got from the Bikini Bottom Dump. Are you with me?
Mr. Krabs: Ohh... I get it.
Squidward: Alright. Here's what I want you to do... (Whispers into his ears)
Mr. Krabs: Hee hee hee hee.
[Bubble Translation to SpongeBob all by himself inside the pineapple house cooking himself a Krabby Patty to enjoy]
SpongeBob: I wonder how Gary and the other town folks of Bikini Bottom are doing having fun without me? It almost looks like everybody's gone.
[Suddenly the robot versions of SpongeBob's parents that Plankton just created just came bursting inside the pineapple]
Robot Margaret: SpongeBob! Hi, honey! We are here! It's us!
Robot Harold: It's your mom and dad!
Robot Margaret: We are back!
Robot Harold: We can catch up as a family now!
SpongeBob: Mother? Father? What are you doing back so early?
Plankton: (Inside of a robot of Robot Margaret) Yes. My plan is working perfectly! With SpongeBob as my prisoner he will copy the right of the Krabby Patty Secret Formula for me!
Robot Harold: We were just on our way to visit the Krusty Krab. Why not take there so we can catch up in our early days?
SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab? Okay! After all your are my parents. Strange... My parents kinda talk funny in their robotic voices today.
Plankton: That's right, Spongebrain! Take me to The Krusty Krab so I can snatch you and that secret formula along.
[Bubble Translation to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob takes his "fake parents" there]
SpongeBob: Well... here it is. The Krusty Krab home of the Krabby Patty. I usually work there by myself.
Robot Harold: That's what we've been waiting for!
SpongeBob: Huh?
[Robot Harold and Robot Margaret changes their forms into one which is really the Giant Plankton Bot]
SpongeBob: (Gasps in horror)
Plankton: (laughs evilly) Surprise!
SpongeBob: Plankton! Why aren't you at the Country Fair with the others!?
Plankton: I'm tired of having you protect the secret formula from Krabs... So I'm going to take you and that secret formula with me! (Controls Giant Plankton Bot from inside and grabs SpongeBob and that secret formula and takes him back to the Chum Bucket as SpongeBob screams)
[The sun goes down]
French Narrator: Later that evening...
[The bus with a whole lot of people of Bikini Bottom comes back to town after a fun holiday they just had. They got out and return to their home towns; as for Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Pearl, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs and Gary they went back to their homes. Gary slithers through the pet door and looks around for his owner SpongeBob]
Gary: Yoo-hoo! SpongeBob! It's me Gary! Hello? SpongeBob? You there!? SpongeBob?
[Gary checked the kitchen, the upstairs, the bedroom, the library and even the top roof but SpongeBob is not anywhere]
Gary: SpongeBob, where are you? (Looks at the note and reads it) "Dearest Gary. I took my parents all the way to The Krusty Krab to have a Krabby Patty as a family for old times sake. Your owner, SpongeBob." Something's not right. Is he gone? I have to go find him! (He packs up his cans of snail-po from inside his shell and slithers out of the pineapple house through the pet door. Until Mr. Krabs didn't notices that he hadn't went home. Mr. Krabs watched Gary slither by when he did not noticed that Mr. Krabs is next to the Guard Worm)
Mr. Krabs: (Chuckles evilly) This will get Gary's attention in a harm's way. (Unties the leash from the Guard Worm's collar)
Guard Worm: (Growls)
Mr. Krabs: Sick him, boy.
Guard Worm: (Follows Gary as he barks very loudly)
Mr. Krabs: (Gives a thumbs up to Squidward)
Squidward: (Gives a thumbs up to Mr. Krabs back) Now this'll teach Gary not to mess with me even that he is about to be exterminated by me.
[Bubble Translation to SpongeBob who was put into the cage by Plankton and his Giant Plankton Bot]
Plankton: (Laughs evilly) Now that your out of the way, I have some Krabby Patties to make and everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket and bow down to me!
SpongeBob: You won't get away with this, Plankton! If Mr. Krabs finds out you stole the formula, you'll be sorry.
Plankton: Ohh... Not if I take your brain and put it into my evil replica of you as a robot! He'll copy the Krabby Patty Secret Formula for me while you sit there and watch all of Bikini Bottom perish and kneel before me! Then everyone will think that you stole the secret formula and will hate you for it once and for all! (Laughs evilly once more as SpongeBob watches in horror)
[Bubble Translation to Gary still searching for SpongeBob while outside during the nighttime]
Gary: SpongeBob? [Searches for SpongeBob in Jellyfish Fields] SpongeBob? [Searches for SpongeBob in Goo Lagoon] SpongeBob? [Searches for SpongeBob in Mrs. Puff's Boating School] SpongeBob? [Searches for SpongeBob in the Bikini Bottom Dump] SpongeBob?!
[Gary then enters the Bikini Bottom Dump and looked around. Then he hears somebody crying and meowing off-screen]
Gary: What was that? (He looked around some more and saw a similar snail from the episode "The Great Snail Race" a purebred snail with a torn messed up pink bow is seen)
Snellie: (Crying and meowing)
Gary: Snellie? (Slithers toward Snellie who is still crying and meowing) Snellie! What happened?
Snellie: (meowing to Gary for what happened to her during the past years sadly) Me...ow? Meooooooooooooooooooow... Meooooooooooooooooooooooooooow...!
Gary: Oh... right. You can't talk because your a snail. Wait a minute. (He takes out Sandy's Laser gun 9000 from inside his shell by looking at it and gave Snellie a gentle shot at it. Shoots the Laser gun 9000 at Snellie)
Snellie: OWW!!! (Speaks in a high pitched feminine voice) Gary, what are you doing?! (covers her mouth)
[Snellie wasn't meowing anymore either. She can talk in a high pitched feminine voice]
Gary: Snellie, you can talk!
Snellie: Of course I can talk. Because you shot me with that toy laser gun.
Gary: What happened?
Snellie: I can't believe my owner Squidward Dumped me here all alone. Remember that Snail Race that we just had?
Gary: I do remember. I can't think about it. [Both Gary and Snellie think about it as we flashback to Squidward and Snellie as Squidward took the trophy and puts it in the trophy case]
Squidward: Finally... after all this time, Patrick handed me the trophy that way I have collected all the trophies to make me the winner... not a loser.
Snellie: Meow.
Squidward: [To Snellie] And now I... have no use for you anymore. Now get out of here! Scram! Don't come back!
Snellie: (With tears in her eyes and started running away from Squidward)
[The flashback ends with Gary and Snellie in the present]
Gary: That's awful. Even for Squidward.
Snellie: Yeah, and I can't forgive him for what he had did to me by throwing me away like that.
Gary: (Comforts Snellie) Don't worry, Snellie. You can stick with me. Forget that Squidward.
Snellie: Really? Thank you, Gary.
Gary: No problem. What could possibly go wrong?
[Suddenly, from out of nowhere the Guard Worm from earlier came showing up growling and barking and headed toward the two snails]
Guard Worm: [Barks loudly at the two snails]
Snellie: Gary, what is that!?!
Gary: The Guard Worm! Get behind me, Snellie! (Snellie does what Gary says)
Guard Worm: (Growls and it is about to chomp on the snails)
Gary: (Shoots out the laser gun 9000 right at the Guard Worm)
Guard Worm: OWW!!! (Speaks in Alex Hirsch's voice) What was that for!?! (Noticed that he can talk) Hey! I can talk now! But how?
Gary: I shot you with the laser gun 9000 did I?
Guard Worm: (laughs evilly) Well... Now that I can talk, I will be riding you and your girlfriend!
Snellie: What will we do now, Gary? (Guard Worm comes closer to the two snails)
Gary: Should we run?
Snellie: I agree!
Gary and Snellie: (Runs away from the Guard Worm by panting loudly as the Guard Worm chases them all the way down toward the dump)
Guard Worm: (laughs evilly)
[The Guard Worm chases down Gary and Snellie all the way toward the Excavator, The Dump Truck and the Crane and what the Guard Worm did noticed is that he is chasing Gary and Snellie around in circles in the Bikini Bottom Dump]
Gary and Snellie: Mah!
Gary: Don't worry, Snellie. No matter what. I'll protect you!
Snellie: (Races ahead of Gary)
Gary: Don't race ahead!
Snellie: I don't need too! I'm a racing snail!
Guard Worm: I've gotcha now! (Jumps toward Gary and Snellie cornering them)
Gary and Snellie: (Gasps)
Guard Worm: Come here! (Grabs Snellie from his grip by his worm body)
Gary: Snellie!
Snellie: Gary, help!
Gary: [looks around the Bikini Bottom Dump and saw that the crane is holding a bunch of rocks and got an idea] Aha! [He slithers up toward the crane] Hey, Guard Worm!
Guard Worm: Huh?
Gary: Let Snellie go or I'll dump rocks on ya!
Guard Worm: Make me! I'll eat her up now!
Gary: Fine! Have it your way! (Pulls the crane lever and pushes the button as it drops the rock on the Guard Worm as Snellie jumps away from him and slithers away. Gary jumps off the crane and follows Snellie)
Guard Worm: You won't get away that easy, snails! (Gets out of the pile of rocks and continues chasing Gary and Snellie as they run away from him)
Gary and Snellie: Mah!
Guard Worm: (Laughs evilly)
Gary and Snellie: (knocked something together and down comes the pile of boatmobile tires which hits the Guard Worm)
Gary: (Knocks the mattresses down tumbling down toward the Guard Worm)
Snellie: (Knocks the empty boxes down tumbling down toward the Guard Worm)
Guard Worm: OUCH!
[Both Gary and Snellie looked at the Guard Worm who was on the pile of stuff everywhere and got really hurt bad]
Gary and Snellie: Phew!
Gary: Well... Shall we continue on moving forward?
Snellie: You bet! Let's go, Gary.
[And Gary and Snellie exited the Bikini Bottom Dump. Bubble Translation to Gary and Snellie headed toward the town of Bikini Bottom late that night as every Bikini Bottomite saw two snails slithering and searching for SpongeBob together]
Frank: Poor snail.
Tom: He's worried about his owner.
Nat: But he'll never be able to search high and low for him alone.
Evelyn: That's why he's got a girl snail along with him. Now they are two snails. One male and one female.
Frank, Tom and Nat: Huh?
[Gary and Snellie continues searching for SpongeBob when suddenly we hear a stomach growl coming from Snellie]
Snellie: I'm hungry.
Gary: Hungry? Oh... Why didn't you say so? (Takes out one of the cans of snail-po and opens one up) Here... take mine. It'll give you energy to slither.
Snellie: (Takes the opened can of snail-po) Thanks, Gary. (Eats the snail-po from a can) I feel great!
Gary: Feeling good now?
Snellie: I sure am. Thank you, Gary.
Gary: Now let's continue to go looking for SpongeBob.
[And Gary and Snellie continues on searching for SpongeBob by heading toward Glove World. Bubble Translation back to SpongeBob still trapped in a cage with his brain coming out from that Giant Plankton Bot and puts it right into the Robot SpongeBob look alike]
Plankton: (Laughs evilly) Finished! SpongeBob look alike activate! (Pushes the button and activates the Robot SpongeBob)
Robot SpongeBob: I am ready... to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula!
Plankton: Yes!! Finally!! And now Robot SpongeBob, I command you to make me tons of Krabby Patties from this here restaurant!
Robot SpongeBob: Aye, aye, Mr. Plankton Sir! (Takes out the spatula and started making tons of Krabby Patties from the grill)
SpongeBob: They'll never eat Krabby Patties at your restaurant, Plankton!
Plankton: Oh yeah? Just watch me!
Robot SpongeBob: Dahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
SpongeBob: Hey! I never laugh like that. Is that what I sound like?
[Bubble Translation to Gary and Snellie at Glove World the next day where they are looking for SpongeBob high and low at every ride they went on until they bumped into a guy who was the owner of the place]
Glove World Owner: Hey, you. The sign says... "No Pets Allowed".
Gary: Have you seen SpongeBob anywhere, mister?
Glove World Owner: Snails can't talk.
Snellie: We just want to know where Gary's owner is. Please?
Glove World Owner: Oh... like being held inside the Chum Bucket for what I saw earlier very far away.
Gary: The Chum Bucket?
Snellie: What's a Chum Bucket?
Gary: A guy named Sheldon J. Plankton just lived here. And tries to get the hands on the Krabby Patty Secret Formula all to himself and put Mr. Krabs out of business. Well, not if I can help it.
Snellie: Are you sure that SpongeBob is there, Gary?
Gary: I'm sure of it. Thanks, Mister. You really helped us out! (The two snails slithered away and headed back to Bikini Bottom)
Glove World Owner: Anytime, snails who can talk. But actually can't.
French Narrator: (Reading time card) Meanwhile...
[Back in the Bikini Bottom Dump, the Guard Worm comes out of the pile of boxes, mattresses and boatmobile tires as he escapes and left the place and goes to find and hunt down Gary and Snellie once more]
Guard Worm: (Growls) Gary... You and your girlfriend will pay for that!
[Bubble Translation to Gary and Snellie headed back toward the town of Bikini Bottom as they headed toward The Krusty Krab first and saw what happened to SpongeBob before he got kidnapped by Plankton and his Giant Plankton Bot]
Snellie: Whoa... What happened here?
Gary: I assume that this is Sheldon J. Plankton's work. This is where he kidnapped SpongeBob.
Snellie: Ohh. (Slithers toward SpongeBob's Krusty Krab Uniform Hat) Look at this. That's the Krusty Krab hat SpongeBob was wearing! SpongeBob had to be here we just know it!
Gary: Then what are we waiting for? Let's go to the Chum Bucket!
Snellie: Yeah!
Guard Worm: (Off-screen) Oh... No You Don't!
Gary and Snellie: (Gasps in horror and saw the Guard Worm) Guard Worm!
Guard Worm: You thought you could dump me that way and get away with it do ya? Not on my watchful eye. And now I am going to be rid of you two once and for all?
Gary: Why... Guard Worm... Why are you trying to get rid of me and Snellie?
Guard Worm: Oooh... I'll tell you why... I saw you leaving your owner SpongeBob behind before you left with the other people of town folk of Bikini Bottom.
Gary: You saw me?! How?!
Guard Worm: Squidward and Mr. Krabs hired me to exterminate you!
Gary: Squidward! Mr. Krabs! Of course! How could they do this to me? I thought they were my friends. But I just can't stand them!
Guard Worm: All right enough talk! It's time that I'd be rid of you once and for all!
Gary: Go ahead. Do what you want! But SpongeBob not going to be happy about it.
Guard Worm: Oh I will...! I love this job!
[But just when the Guard Worm is about to grab hold of Gary...]
Snellie: REOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! [Jumps toward the Guard Worm and fights him in the fight cloud biting him and scratching him with her snail hands and hitting him with her eyestalks]
Gary: Whoa!
Guard Worm: Ugggggh... (Faded before Snellie beats him up)
Gary: Snellie, that was amazing!
Snellie: I couldn't let the Guard Worm hurt my little Gary now could I?
Gary: No. You whipped him up good.
Snellie: Like you said, Gary. To the Chum Bucket!
[And Gary and Snellie slowly slithered down to the Chum Bucket where Plankton is holding SpongeBob prisoner it could give them a minute or two to get there in time. Then Plankton came out of the Chum Bucket and tell everybody even SpongeBob's friends about him stealing the Krabby Patty Secret Formula]
Plankton: Hey, everybody! I saw SpongeBob! He stole the Krabby Patty Secret Formula!
Everybody: He did!?!?!
Plankton: Yes! And you all know what that means we get to get rid of him! Who's with me!?!
Protesters: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! (They all take out their torches and pitchforks and they all charged toward the Chum Bucket to where SpongeBob is at and still trapped in the cage)
SpongeBob: Oh no! Plankton! Has turned my friends against me! Oh, Gary! Where are you when I need you right now!?!
[Cut to Gary and Snellie who saw the Protesters headed toward the Chum Bucket as well]
Gary: An angry mob! That's not good!
Snellie: They're all going to blame your owner for all this! We better do something and fast!
Gary: Oh... If only I was faster then I could make it in time!
Snellie: I've gotcha, Gary! (Pushes Gary to make him go faster)
Gary: Thanks, Snellie!
[And Gary and Snellie rushes off fast to stop the protesters from heading toward the Chum Bucket]
Mr. Krabs: To the Chum Bucket!!!
Protesters: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Gary and Snellie: (Blocked the entrance to the Chum Bucket) NOOOOO!!!!! (The protesters stopped and gasps simultaneously)
Every Bikini Bottomite: Talking Snails!!
Mr. Krabs: Get out of the way, snail! Can't you see that SpongeBob stole the Krabby Patty Formuler!?!
Snellie: It wasn't SpongeBob. It was Plankton. We saw it all happened.
Gary: Snellie is right. Don't you think that blaming SpongeBob solves anything?
Every Bikini Bottomite: Huh? (They all looked at each other)
Gary: You were all in some sort of Plankton's plot. Not only that... SpongeBob is our friend and we can't blame him for what did. He is a great fry cook and feeds you all lots of Krabby Patties with love. Patrick,... you were SpongeBob's best friend supporting him is the best choice you have since the day you got together. Sandy,... you were once SpongeBob's mentor and expert of Science, Karate and Rodeo. Pearl,... You know SpongeBob more than I do nether does your teenage friends who are girls. Mrs. Puff,... you were once SpongeBob's teacher of helping him get a drivers license. And Larry,... you were the strongest lobster in all of Goo Lagoon when the ladies love you as your followers. Mr. Krabs,... you were SpongeBob's employee manager ever since he first got the job at The Krusty Krab to make you lots of money. And of course Squidward,... You were SpongeBob's next door neighbor thinking you the smartest one ever. And what would you do? Cursed on him?! Not only that I was once SpongeBob's pet snail for a very long time giving him advice is what I do before I started talking thanks to Sandy's latest invention. So if you all believe me, Snellie and I have to save SpongeBob from Sheldon J. Plankton's evil plot and take the Krabby Patty Secret Formula back to Mr. Krabs' claws. Come on, Snellie. Let's go save SpongeBob!
Snellie: I'm right behind ya, Gary.
[Gary and Snellie slithers toward the Chum Bucket to go find SpongeBob]
Frankie Billy: That snail is right.
Frank: We shouldn't blame the Sponge for stealing the formula.
Nancy Suzy Fish: Yes we shouldn't have blame the square guy in the first place.
Nat: He is our fry cook.
Lou-Vendor: Maybe we should believe what the snail says.
Abigail-Marge: We all believe in you snails.
Plankton: Curses! Those two snails are gonna ruin everything! Time for plan B! (Presses the button as the Giant Plankton Bot comes out of the Chum Bucket and jumps inside by taking control of it)
Every Bikini Bottomite: (Saw Plankton controlling the Giant Plankton Bot an gasps in horror)
Plankton: (Laughs evilly) You think that you people would stop me and my plans for world domination do ya? Well you will all bow down to me!
Mr. Krabs: So it's a battle you want eh, Plankton? I'll give ye a battle you never forget. Send in the giant patty robot men!
Sandy: I've never thought you asked, Mr. Krabs. (Presses the button as the Giant Krabby Patty Robot emerges from The Krusty Krab and all the people of Bikini Bottom saw it coming)
Old Man Walker: The Giant Patty Robot...!
Old Man Jenkins: ...Has been revealed!
Patrick: That is one big looking Krabby Patty!
Mr. Krabs: (Gets on the Giant Krabby Patty Robot controlling it) And yer ain't seeing nothing yet when I control this here do hickey! Alright, Plankton! It's just you and me now!
Plankton: Ready to do or die, Krabs? Bring it on!
Nathiel: Guys, come on we better get outta of the way of their Giant Robot Battle.
[All the Bikini Bottomites get out of the way as two Giant Robots begin to battle it out by punching and kicking each other. Cut to Gary and Snellie inside the Chum Bucket as they saw SpongeBob inside the cage at Plankton's secret laboratory]
Gary: Look! There's SpongeBob over there!
Snellie: Good eye, Gary!
SpongeBob: Huh? Gary? Gary, is that you? I can hear you, but I don't hear you meow right to me!
Snellie: Let's open up the cage, Gary!
Gary: Good idea, Snellie! (He spits out the snail slime shape like a key and Snellie picks it up and unlocks the cage which SpongeBob is in and opens it up)
Gary and Snellie: SpongeBob!!!!! (Slithers happily toward SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: Gary!!! Snellie!!! (Hugs Gary and Snellie)
Gary: SpongeBob, I am so glad you're okay!
SpongeBob: (Realized Gary can talk) Huh? You can talk, Gary?
Gary: I sure can!
Snellie: He's not the only one. I can too!
SpongeBob: (Looks at Snellie) Hey, I know you. You're Squidward's snail that Gary paired up with. Now look at you two such a lovely couple together.
Gary and Snellie: We sure are! You better believe it!
Gary: Now let's get you outta here, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Not without that Krabby Patty Formula and my brain!
Snellie: Oh right. Where is your brain?
Robot SpongeBob: Dahahaha! (Walks toward SpongeBob, Gary and Snellie)
SpongeBob: Perhaps that should be my brain!
Gary: The fake you won't keep your brain for long!
[Gary and Snellie slithers faster all around the Robot SpongeBob making him feel all dizzy as it drops SpongeBob's brain deactivating him]
SpongeBob: My brain! (Picks up his brain and puts it back inside his head) Now to bring back that formula!
[SpongeBob rushes to where the Krabby Patty Secret Formula is hidden in the safe and turns the knob revealing the secret code which is 36 left 25 right and opens it up and grabs the bottle with the Krabby Patty Secret Formula inside with his hands and puts it away inside his spongy square body then he rushes back and picks up Gary and Snellie in his arms]
SpongeBob: Come on, little guys let's get outta here! [Exits the Chum Bucket as we cut back to Mr. Krabs and Plankton controling their giant robots by battling with them]
Mr. Krabs: Is that all you got, Plankton!?
Plankton: Don't speak too soon, Krabs! You cannot defeat me! I stole the formula fair and square!
Mr. Krabs: Oh yeah?! Then I'd probably know all about your plans!
Plankton: What are you talking about?
Mr. Krabs: A little employee told me all about it.
Plankton: (Saw SpongeBob escaping with Gary and Snellie in his arm) What?! SpongeBob!! How did he get loose!?! Curse you, Krabs! You'll pay! You'll all pay dearly to my hands!
Mr. Krabs: (laughs heartily) Yeah right! I wouldn't fall for that!
SpongeBob: We need to get up there and stop that Giant Plankton Bot.
Gary: I have an idea! Snellie, are you with me?
Snellie: I'm one step ahead of you, Gary!
Gary: Let's make snail slime all over the robot that way it'll stop moving!
Snellie: Yay! Let's do it!
[Gary and Snellie jumps off of SpongeBob's arms and oozes out all of the snail slime from their snail feet leaving snail slime all over the place and climbs up of Plankton's Giant Plankton Bot leaving snail trail of slime all over it's body defusing it]
SpongeBob: Go, Gary and Snellie!
Plankton: What's goin' on? Who's defusing my robot?
Gary: [he and Snellie got to where Plankton is] That would be us.
Plankton: [Gasps] Gary? You talked? After all this time I had the formula right where I had it. In my hands. So you thought you could beat me, snail?
Snellie: Yes! 'Cause Gary and I are a duo that is going to take you down!
Plankton: (gulps) Mommy...
Gary and Snellie: REOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! (Beats up Plankton in a fight cloud form by biting him and scratching him with their snail hands and hitting him with their eyestalks]
Plankton: (He and Giant Plankton Bot came tumbling down and fell to the ground screaming in defeat then the Giant Plankton Bot squished him by a splat as Gary and Snellie jumps off of the Giant Plankton Bot)
Every Bikini Bottomite: (Cheered and shouted out "Hooray!!!!!" "Yay!!!!!!" and "Whooo!!!!!")
Sandy: Yee-haw!!! You did it, Gary and Snellie! Way a go!!
Pearl: Hooray for Gary and Snellie!!
Patrick: (Laughs happily)
Squidward: Snellie? Along with Gary? How touching.
Mr. Krabs: (After SpongeBob gives him the Krabby Patty Secret Formula back to him) Me Formuler! Oh how I missed you! (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, SpongeBob, we are extremely sorry for blaming you to steal the Krabby Patty Formula, boy. That's a mistake will never make again.
SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Krabs. You old soft serve you.
Sandy: And we couldn't have done it without two snails Gary and Snellie saving the day.
Scooter: Dudes! Now I know that those snails are familiar. We saw them in the Bikini Bottom Snail Race the other day!
Sadie: It all makes sense now!
Sally: Those two snails are a couple of love bugs!
Shubie: I agree with ya on that!
Lenny: How lovely!
Mable Monica: Just like you and me, Lenny.
Gary and Snellie: (Purring and hugging each other)
Crowd: Awwww!
Bubble Bass: Eyuck! Snail Love!
Squidward: Tell me about it.
[Then the Mayor of Bikini Bottom arrives in the limo]
SpongeBob: Mr. Mayor! (Mayor of Bikini Bottom comes out of the limo and shakes SpongeBob's hand)
Mayor of Bikini Bottom: SpongeBob SquarePants! As the mayor of Bikini Bottom I now declare of your honor to be "Heroic National SpongeBob Day"!
Everybody but Squidward: Hooray!!!!!
Squidward: Hooray.
Gary and Snellie: Meow!
(Then we pan over to the Guard Worm who got up from being beaten by two snails)
Guard Worm: (groans) I'd never ever wanted to chase another snail ever again as long as I live.
[Bubble Translation to everyone in Bikini Bottom in the Country Fair celebrating the "Heroic National SpongeBob Day" even SpongeBob and Patrick are celebrating and enjoying themselves with ice cream]
SpongeBob: Isn't this amazing, Pat? You and all the people amazed me by celebrating the day you all welcomed me to the holiday.
Patrick: Well, buddy. We couldn't celebrate without you in Bikini Bottom now would we. 'Cause we won't celebrate your "No SpongeBob Day" anymore. Won't we?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah yeah yeah. You boys think about which holiday to celebrate SpongeBob's accomplishments.
Squidward: Great. Now... I'm starting to like this "Heroic SpongeBob Day".
Mrs. Puff: Well, aren't we all?
Sandy: (Came rushing by) Hey everyone!!! (Every Bikini Bottomite even SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Larry, Pearl and Mrs. Puff gets attention from Sandy) Y'all better come with me back to Bikini Bottom! Snellie is having a baby alongside Gary.
Squidward: Snellie!?! What is that mongrel mutt done to my Snellie? She's purebred I'm telling you people!
Sandy: Just come on already! Follow me!
SpongeBob: You heard Sandy, people! Let's go!
[And SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Larry, Pearl, Mrs. Puff and all of the Bikini Bottomites follow Sandy back to Bikini Bottom by running all the way back to Conch Street without taking the bus]
Country Fair Owner: Thank you for coming! Come again!
[When they all arrived back at Conch Street they hear meows are coming from inside SpongeBob's pineapple house]
SpongeBob: It's coming from my house!
[Everyone ran inside SpongeBob's pineapple house and saw seven new baby snails that are born and Gary and Snellie are taking care of them by holding them in their snail arms]
Seven Baby Snails: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Isabelle: Oh my Neptune! They're... adorable!
Gary: Hey, guys!
Pilar: Cute!!
Snellie: How do you like our new baby snails!
Dennis: I like the young pet snails.
Thaddeus: I agree with Pilar. They are cute!!
Mr. Krabs: These little bottom feeders reminds me of money.
SpongeBob: So... when are you going to name them?
Gary: Hmmm... You know. I actually have no idea.
Snellie: Me nether.
Seven Baby Snails: Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Gary: I have another idea. How about naming all seven baby snails right after one of our families. (Points to the first baby snail who is male) I think I'll call this one... Micheal. After my dad.
Snellie: Oh oh oh. I know! (picks up the second baby snail who is female) I'll name this one... Victoria. After my mom.
SpongeBob: Okay I'm next. I'm next. (Picks up the third baby snail who is male) I'll call you... Eugene. After my boss.
Patrick: My turn! (Picks up the fourth baby snail who is female) I'm going to call this snail Squidward! Right after our next door neighbor!
Baby snail #4: (Starts to cry and meow)
Gary: Uh, Patrick? I don't think our baby doesn't like it when you steal his name.
Snellie: Change her name.
Patrick: Okay, okay, how about Patty? Or Pat for short. Patty the Snail.
Baby Pat: (Stopped crying) Meow!
Gary: Not bad. Anybody else?
Mr. Krabs: I got one! (Picks up the fifth baby snail who is male) I'll call this one Penney!
Sandy: (Picks up sixth baby snail who is female) I'm going to name you Sweet Sue!
Squidward: ...? Uh... SpongeBob... I...
SpongeBob: No worries, Squidward. You can name this last one. (Picks up the last baby snail who is male and gives it to Squidward) So when are you going to name yours?
Squidward: ... Oh well... I guess I'll name him Edward. Right after my grandfather.
Baby Edward: Meow!! (Kisses Squidward by the nose)
SpongeBob: And don't you worry, Gary. I promise that Patrick and I will take care of you and Snellie and your babies for the rest of your lives.
Snellie: SpongeBob.
Gary: So we're count on you, "PapaBob".
SpongeBob: PapaBob it's a deal!
[And SpongeBob shifts shapes into a fully breaded snail to look like Gary]
SpongeSnail: Meoooooow!
Patrick: (Crawls and Barks like a Dog)
Gary and Snellie: Meoooooow!
Baby Micheal, Baby Victoria, Baby Eugene, Baby Pat, Baby Penney, Baby Sweet Sue, Baby Edward: Meoooooow!
[Everyone in Bikini Bottom laughs as we end the movie by fading to black]
[End Credits with the full version songs "Ocean Man", "Gary's Song" and "Where's Gary" are played]
[We now fade to Paramount Pictures 2022 as it fades away to black ending the movie]
THE END
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