The Simpsons Guy Season One

==Season One (1980-81)==
1. Almost Homer: Homer lands the family in financial trouble, and Bart is the family's only hope; Marge learns Maggie can talk. August 31, 1980
2. No Answer: Lisa finds the impossible! She can't find an answer on her geology test. September 14, 1980
3. May The Best Dad Win: Flanders best Homer he can be a better father to Maggie than he could be, but Marge wants Flanders to adopt him. September 21, 1980
4. Fool's Gold is Old: Gramps, Bart, and Lisa find gold, but they are unaware that Homer is trying to steal the mineral; Marge loses hair. September 28, 1980
5. Career Day: After Homer falls for Mrs. Krabappel on Bart's class's career day, Bart decides to take her out to dinner, to Marge's chagrin.  October 5, 1980
6. Wonder What?: On the hottest day in Springfield history, Bart and Maggie build a time travel machine; Marge becomes a blonde. October 19, 1980
7. The D-, The Son, And Archimedes in the Middle: Homer realizes he never graduated 4th grade so he joins Bart's class and has to finish a project on Archimedes in 24 hours. October 26, 1980
8. Hail to the Chief Wiggum: Homer is arrested for drunk driving, but Chief Wiggum promises him a job in the police if he is kept sober, even if it means killing Moe. November 2, 1980
9. Let My Bart Go: Bart gets signed up for the church's play about Moses and gets sucked into the story himself. November 9, 1980
10. A Milhouse Divided: Bart discovers his friend Milhouse is allergic to him. November 16, 1980
11. $pringfield: Mayor Quimbly announces a town budget, which limits money, so Marge protests it quickly. November 23, 1980
12. Bart To The Future: Bart wants to invent, but he gets discouraged when a new machine can morph into anything the owner desires. November 30, 1980
13. Sad Ol' Man: Grampa is depressed when his girlfriend Jemima is shot; Homer tries to get him back into dating by Bart being his wingman. December 14, 1980
14. Third-Degree Burns: Homer is promoted to C.E.O. of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, but Smithers and a few others try to revolt. December 21, 1980
15. The Day Flanders Is Gonna Die: Flanders decides to go on a business venture with Homer, but health issues could be a burden when they get stranded at the California-Mexico border. January 11, 1981
==Season Two (1981)==
16. They're Not Selling Good Meat: Homer discovers a scandal at Krusty Burger; Bart and Martin Prince get in a flame war. May 24, 1981
17. Dial "M" For Marge: Marge joins an nonviolence league of mothers, but discovers that their true intentions are to destroy TV once and for all. May 31,1981
18. Homer-Sick: Flanders catches a rare disease, so he decides to do everything on his bucket list. June 7, 1981
19. Maggie For President: Maggie ends up in the presidential race after she inherits an industrial goldmine in banking. June 14, 1981
20. How Y'all Going: Cletus, the local farmer, wants to move to a more fertile land in Virginia. June 21, 1981
21. Badland Baloney: Bart's class goes on a field trip to the airport, but Bart gets on a plane to Tokyo. July 5, 1981
22. Walking Small: Lisa falls for the school bully, Nelson Muntz; Maggie builds a machine to disintegrate every meatloaf in the world. July 12, 1981
23. Greece Off Part 1: Lisa does a report on Greece, but finds out Bart is plagiarizing her report; Marge hosts a BBQ. July 19, 1981
24. Greece Off Part 2: It's report day, but Bart has stolen Lisa's report; Homer buys medication for his asthma. August 2, 1981
25. Lisalien: Lisa befriends aliens Kang and Kodos; Maggie uses some alien blueprints to find out what's going on. August 9, 1981
26. The Boogie: A new dance craze hits Springfield. August 16, 1981
27. Sit Back, and Relax: After she is banned from the local movie theater, Maggie hosts her own; Marge helps Ned petition a new law. August 23, 1981
28. The Braniac Files: Homer discovers his eating habits are destroying his health, so he signs up for fitness training with Grampa. August 30, 1981
29. Girl's Night Out: Marge, Lisa, an Maggie go on an adventure when they get lost in Springfield. September 20, 1981
30. Class Robbery: After Homer becomes a play writer for the Power Plant's talent night, he is inspired by a frequent chain of robberies, unaware that his house is next. September 27, 1981
31. Do Or Pie: Marge becomes the teacher of the school's Home-Economic class, but gets fed up with Nelson and the bullies, and it sparks a prank war. October 4, 1981
32. Orange Is The New Bart: Bart lands himself in juvenile detention center for brutal violent harassment, so he opens up a licence plate store. October 11, 1981
33. Government Affairs: The family gets a visit from Ronald Reagan when Bart prank calls the president; Maggie is hired as a surgeon. October 18, 1981
34. Alone Again, Natura-Diddly: Ned Flanders' wife, Maude passes away, and falls in love with the leader of a Christian rock band. October 25, 1981
35. Tour De Bart: Bart and Maggie illegally tape the Tour De France. November 1, 1981
36. Side of Burns: Mr. Burns is accused of destroying a national park with his nuclear waste stash. November 15, 1981
==Season Three (1982)==
37. Way of The Smithers: Smithers becomes Homer's workmate, and some of Homer's habits rub off on him. January 31, 1982
38. Maggie Herald: Maggie wants to create a town newspaper, so her and Bart start a secret printing press. February 7, 1982
39. A Bart Of Me: Bart is framed for vandalizing the school. February 14, 1982
40. D'oh On Command: Homer opens up a law firm after Barney passes it down to him. February 21, 1982
41. A Kiss From the Principal: Principal Skinner is envisioned as the perfect husband for Selma by Marge, but is lovestruck by Patty. February 28, 1982
42. Baby B.C.: Maggie uses her young age to do anything she desires, but is sent to the past. March 7, 1982
43. El Barto Rides Again!: Bart takes on the role as town vigilante. March 14, 1982
44. Marge in Manhattan: Once Homer is sent to help in the Cold War, Marge and the kids go to New York City to meet him there. March 21, 1982
45. Man Up With Duff: Homer gives up beer for a month, but loses his insanity. March 28, 1982
46. Road To Springfield: The family is exiled from their state, so they go on a massive scale journey to get their home (and dignity) back. April 11, 1982
47. Maggie R.I.P.: Maggie is run over by a car, and the family buys a new baby boy named Harold. April 18, 1982
48. Strike Three: After the family gets home from a baseball game, they all have crazy dreams about baseball. April 25, 1982
49. Who Is Homer's Dad? Pt. 1: Homer searches for his long-lost father. May 16, 1982