The Don

The Don was a politican and former Prime Minister of the Second Cool Server Republic and was also the founder and leader of the Cool Server Great Again Movement. He was the Prime Minister of the Cool Server Free State until it ceased to exist at the end of the First Cool Server Civil War, which he also started. He ran in the 2023 Cool Server general election, and got second place to gerd of the later United gerdist Democratic Party. He protested the results, saying that they were rigged, and, as a consequence, eventually started the First Cool Server Civil War.
=== Early life ===
According to the GGC, sometime during 2022 The Don attempted to smuggle 4 kilograms of cocaine inside his anus, but was arrested.
=== Political career ===
During the 2023 election, he campaigned on a platform of conservatism, isolationism, nativism, anti-immigrationism, ultra-gerdism and conspiracist and got heavy support in many states, but ultimately lost the ranked vote to gerd, gaining 45/100 seats to 55/100 seats. During his election, according to the CSNR, he actually rigged the election in Mosilia, resulting in a faked victory, which prompted a revote in the state where gerd won, securing his victory. After the election, he heavily shifted his views on gerdism, instead growing anti-gerdist and calling for an end to gerd's premiership.
He started the Cool Server Civil War, where he would rise up against gerd with the following letter:After the Cool Server Civil War would end following a deal made between him and SadScotsman in accordance with the 2023 Cool Server coup d'etat, he would be put into the First Scotsman Ministry as Foreign Minister, however following the January 2024 Snap Election, The Don would then become Deputy Prime Minister due to SadScotsman not gaining a majority. This would become the Second Scotsman Ministry.
After the January 2024 Parliamentary Elections would take place, The Don would lose his coalition with the NSCSWP as they would gain a majority, causing for him to resign his position. He said the following in his final statement as Deputy: "THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE! OUR NATION IS NOW UNDER THE THREAT OF TOTAL FASCISM, AND THEY WANT US TO FALL INTO THE TRAP! THAT IS WHY I THEREFORE RESIGN AS DEPUTY PM AND AM GOING TO FOLLOW UP WITH MY NEW PLANS. WE WILL MAKE THE COOL SERVER GREAT AGAIN, WHETHER IT BE WITH OR WITHOUT THESE NEO-NAZIS! WE WILL WIN GREATER THAN YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN FEBRUARY AND MAYBE EVEN SOONER! GOOD LUCK WITH THE FAILING NATION!" 
He would almost be assassinated the same day, with the bullet skimming his head as he was delivering a speech about the future of the country.
He would rejoin the NSCSWP government after ratting out Mr Afton as being a spy for TKP, leading to him getting the positions of Minister of Truth and Foreign Minister too. After this though, on January 26th, he would issue an ultimatum to SadScotsman and would threaten his position, however this ultimatum would be rejected, and he would follow through in resigning his positions. He would go on to establish the Islamic Group Of Redemption, though it is yet unknown what this group will be.
In the March 2024 general election, The Don would come in second nationally with 21/100 seats, however after striking multiple deals, he would manage to become Prime Minister in a coalition with TKP, CLP, DPP and the GAYPP. He would pass several laws, including ones related to Immigration (such as passing his Wall legislation), however his coalition would begin its downfall with the withdrawal of the BL from the coalition. After this, Mr Afton would depose The Don in the CSGA Movement party, leading to The Don creating the Redemption Party or RP. There would then be a series of events in which every party in his coalition would withdraw one by one, leading to him calling the 20 March Cool Server general election. He would of course lose this, being replaced by William Howard Taft of the Tafland Worker's Party.
The Don would enact what was being referred to as the "Third Cool Server Civil War", however it was not officially called so. In this conflict, he would form the Cool Server Confederacy, however on March 21st 2024 he would be captured by The Republican Front and would be tortured and subsequently executed the next day (March 22nd).
== Personal Life ==
The Don would have a relationship with Oswald Mosley that would start the same day as the day of the announcement of the results of the March general election. He would go on a date with him to Kentucky Fried Juden, and then he would add him as a part of the First Don Ministry. His relationship would be clear sailing at first, however when the Darth Experience would create the theory of "Afton Island", Mosley would begin to question The Don's credibility. This would lead to them getting divorced on March 20th (the same day as The Don's Crisis).
Category:People in the Cool Server Republic
Category:Members of the CSGA Movement