The Slender Man vs Jeff the Killer

Brodecai as Slender Man Vladimyr P. as Jeff the Killer WELCOME TO A SINISTER BATTLE THE SLENDER MAN AGAINST JEFF THE KILLER BEGIN Slender Man: A staticy rapper has crossed your path, killing kiddies like you who try to summon thee The mascot of Hot Topic’s a killer? Or is he just on another shopping spree? It’s Dahmer’s downfall and Slender rises for return Besides you harming yourself, I bet these burns will burn! Wipe that grin off your face ‘fore I put you in your place But you’ve walked into my Woods cuz you’re the family disgrace! You’re in your emo-esque phase where the bathroom tile shines Red as you’re in bed spending time with hentai online I mean your- mother was right, you should’ve grew to be like Liu I’m surprised you don’t wield a gun with all those kids who bullied you Awh, fragile little boy, you seem about ready to cry Because your face makes me laugh and I make you want to die! Jeff the Killer: (Chuckles) If you had a mouth, I’d tape it shut Because it seems your petty points were dull and didn’t make the paper-cut You're just a plain old pedo, who stalks children, how creepy.. But, watchu really gonna do, hang Sally from the balcony? You call yourself Urban but you're no Legend at all You can check the Dictionary definition; “Slender Falls” Don't talk about me watching Hentai when you're one who compensates it Face it.. If you can. A win? You can't even taste it! Ender's not so Splendor and you think that you're so tough? But with your lack of eyes you couldn't think to turn the render distance up A victory, you couldn't see, but maybe in your dreams you can spit the hottest heat So I'll lay you on your deathbed and make you Go to Sleep. Slender Man: You wanna talk about my sight? I see ALL that's around me Even spoiled little bitches, who are clown posse wannabes This joke of a Joker hides in shadows, how original! You killed your family? I murder tracks like a Smooth Criminal Jeff the Killer: There was an error in your message, you might wanna use the backspace You’re looking quite pale, surprised you didn’t go with blackface This wack case has wack taste, while I’m Ominous, autonomous But with your wisecracking, you couldn’t establish dominance Slender Man: I spit with Slender Sickness; you couldn't even cause suspense Those bars you spat weren't killer; just another filler a fence (offense) Now I got Something Awful for ‘em, so it’s best you watch your Step I’m the origin of you being created on the web! You’re just an average Copypasta, taken, reused, and drear You ‘hang’ with the emo clique; I’m the pinnacle of fear! That verse revealed that you’re a clown, thinking that you could compete But you are hiding from the police like this was 21 Jump Street Jeff the Killer: I would call 9 1 1 but this Operator sucks And when you’re on the other side of the line, you’d be shit out of luck And to talk about shit, let’s look into your movie, bro You’re as low as your tomato’s so you should learn Wendigo (when to go) Out of the bodies that I stack, you’d be the perfect contender It’s hilarious your greatest move’s changing your SlenderGender (hahaha) You ain’t no Darwin and you couldn’t dare to win But when my Knife pierces your heart; that’s your end to Evolution Slender Man: Funny, you don’t got a movie, but no-eyelids can see I’m always stayin’ trendy while you rip-off Bloody Mary Jeff the Killer: All the fans want me to stay, you’re never loved, could drive you mad But this everlasting Kuk (cuck) will forever stay sad.. WHO MURDERED THE MIC? COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL FOR ANOTHER SINISTER RAP BATTLE Writer: Vlad Beat Producer: Tristan Mixer / Effects: Vlad Cover Art Made by: Vlad