Crossover All Stars: The Finale Movie/Transcript

== Chapter 1: Sticker's Dream ==
(Turner-Viacom-Pixar-Disney-Universal Studios logo plays)
(Our central protagonist, Sticker, is in a huge arena surrounded by flashing lights)
(As the lights fade, a monstrous shadow crawls out with a grin on his face)
(It stomps towards Sticker, with a vengeance)
Sticker: Wha- what? What are you doing?
Shadow: What do you think?
Sticker: I don't know what you mean!
Shadow: You are a wise one, aren't you?
Sticker: Um...
(Sticker is hit in the head)
Sticker: Hoi!
Shadow: (Laughs maniacally)
Sticker: Please, go away!
Shadow: NEVER! (Laughs sinisterly)
(Sticker runs to the wall, but it closes in on him)
Sticker: Oh gosh..
Shadow: Exactly.
Sticker: But- but I- just-
Shadow: Exactly! You always act like you can turn a bad situation, into a good one!
Sticker: No, that's not true.. I come.. to learn.. like that time with.. with the.. the... oh no.. you might be right!
Shadow: EXACTLY!
Sticker: PLEASE, LET ME OUT!
(Shadow spears a sword-like hook, and holds it close to Sticker)
Sticker: STOP!
Shadow: Oh, is my little Sticker scared? Does he need to go to his mommy, or his mommy's cousin?
Sticker: NO!!
Shadow: REALLY??!!
Sticker: NO!!!!!
(Shadow stares at him in shock, and then proceeds to attempt to slice him)
Sticker: No!
(It all turns out to be a dream, as he wakes up in shock)
Sticker: Uh...
(Baymax from Big Hero 6 walks towards Sticker)
Baymax: Good morning, Sticker.
Sticker: Um.. hi, Baymax.
Baymax: I came to you to say that meet-up starts up in fifteen minutes.
Sticker: Fifteen minutes?! How long did I sleep?
Baymax: Eleven hours.
Sticker: Oh no...
(Baymax serves a platter of eggs and bacon)
Baymax: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Sticker: Thanks, Baymax..
(Sticker eats the food)
Baymax: I detect that something is wrong.
Sticker: No, it's okay... it's okay...
Baymax: As your personal health care companion, it is vital that you tell me what is wrong.
Sticker: Everything is fine! And everything will be! I'll go to meet-up, and have a fun day with my friends!
Baymax: Well, I'm always there if you need me.
Sticker: It'll be great. I mean, what's the worst that can happen?
== Chapter 2: At The Meet-Up ==
(Sticker is at the meet-up)
Spongebob: Hi, Sticker!
Sticker: Um.....
Spongebob: Yes?
Sticker: I... it's nothing.
Spongebob: Guess what? We're gonna have a crossover! About time. The radio should be calling right about... now!
Radio: Today's crossover is... Monsters Inc. Meets Ratatouille. I repeat, Monsters Inc. Meets Ratatouille.
Spongebob: Aw, tough luck. I don't see why they can't repeat any characters.
Radio: Characters from Monsters Inc. and Ratatouille, come to the main office to be transmitted to the tube zone.
Mike: Let's go, Stick-guy.
Sulley: Don't be too hard on him, Mike!
Mike: What?
(At the main office)
Qwerty: Let me get this straight- 1001 tickets for Room 7, Sector B, Warp Route 3876235365860354 for Monsters Inc. Meets Ratatouille?
Sticker: Yes, Qwerty.
Qwerty: I'll add that to your save file history.
Sticker: Thanks.
Qwerty: Just around the corner. Stay safe!
Sticker: Ok!
(At the warp)
Engineer: Okay, folks, are you ready?
ALL: Yes!
Engineer: But first, you must do the Crossover anthem. Three, two, one-
ALL: Weep or moan, cry or groan, all our studios are each to our own. We will protect our kind, we will protect our Earth.
Engineer: M'kay then, let's prove that loyalty in this ride.
(They are sucked up the warp at supersonic speed)
Sticker: WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mike: HELP ME!! WHY COULDN'T IT BE FINDING NEMO?
Sticker: DON'T WORRY, YOU GET USED TO IT!
Mike: THAT'S CUZ' YOU'VE DONE IT 6 TIMES BEFORE!
Sticker: STAY CALM, OKAY? NOTHING'S GONNA HAP-
(They stop)
Sticker: What the?
Engineer: I'm sorry, pal, but it looks like the warp has hit a bump. That, or something's jammed in there.
(Looks on the edges of platform)
Engineer: No, no... nothing's jammed in there.
(Engineer continues)
(Platform falls)
Sticker: AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Mike: I THOUGHT I WAS THE WEENIE!
Sticker: THIS IS DIFFERENT! THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!
Mike: AAARRRGGGHHH- I MEAN, ISN'T THIS "GREAT"?
Sticker: NOOOOO-
(They hit the bottom, causing the ground to break)
Pearl: Uh oh...
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== Chapter 3: The Broken Warp ==
(They are standing on the broken warp)
Engineer: What the-?
Sticker: What just happened??
Engineer: I don't know.. nothing was jammed in there..
(An ambulance comes)
Doctor: I- I- I just don't get it...
Sticker: Me neither.
(Spongebob runs over to Sticker)
Spongebob: STICKER!!! WHAT HAPPENED? ARE YOU OKAY?? ARE YOU DEAD??!!- wait, of course you're not dead- BUT ARE YOU OKAY??!!!
Sticker: Y-y-yes..
Spongebob: Well, is anyone else okay? Sulley? Are you okay- wha- M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MIKE WAZOWSKI?!
Mike: Are you trying to intimidate me?
Spongebob: No?
Doctor: Nothing looks wrong with the warp.. must've been an oppression.
Spongebob: An oppression? An oppression?? OH NO!! MY DREAM WAS REAL!!
Sticker: Dream? What does this have to do with-
(Remembers dream with Shadow)
Sticker: Dreams...
Doctor: Well, it couldn't've been Spongebob, since it was only the warp that was damaged. But his guess might be true. Somebody must've had a really horrible dream here, if we're guessing he's right. Monsters Inc. people?
ALL MONSTERS INC. PEOPLE: No.
Doctor: Um.. Ratatouille people?
ALL RATATOUILLE PEOPLE: No.
Doctor: Well, then, it must be you, Sticker.
Sticker: What?! No!!
Doctor: Well then, let's go.
(Mumbled chatting)
(Sticker sighs in relief)
Doctor: Did- did I just hear a sigh... IN RELIEF??
(Everyone except Sticker and the Doctor gasps)
Doctor: Well, admit it, Sticker, you had a bad dream! Must've been a pretty darn bad one, too.
Sticker: Okay, okay.. just let me tell you slooooooowly...
Random Dinosaur from Land Before Time: Does he want us to take him seriously?
Sticker: ...Um...
Random Fish from Spongebob: Well, come on, I don't have infinite time on my hands!
Sticker: I-... I mean, I-...
?: Exactly! You always act like you can turn a bad situation, into a good one!
Sticker: No, that's not true.. I come.. to learn.. like that time with.. with the.. the.. oh no.. you might be right!
?: EXACTLY-
Sticker: WAIT!
(Silence)
Doctor: What?
Sticker: Didn't that.. already happen?
Patrick Star: It did?
(Sticker realises what he just said)
Sticker: I take that back, it didn't happen, I was being silly!
(Doctor takes Sticker to the hospital)
Sticker: I'm not having hallucinations.. I'm not..
Doctor: Oh, don't be silly, Spongebob and I will hop into your brain!
Sticker: What??
Doctor: Yes, we'll do it using the Shrink-O-Nator.
Sticker: 2000?
Doctor: No, just the Shrink-O-Nator. Now, let's do this!
Sticker: Have you tested it?
Doctor: Yes.
Sticker: Have you tested it, Spongebob?
Spongebob: No, but I've had somebody in my brain before, and they were fine, so I'll be fine!
Sticker: No, I mean the Shrink-O-Nator!
Spongebob: Well, no.. but it'll be okay, if it worked for Doc over here!
Doctor: Okay, let's set this up!
(Doctor sets up the Shrink-O-Nator)
S.O.N. (Shrink-O-Nator): ...Ten.....Nine.....Eight....Seven.....Six.....Five.....Four......Three......Two.....One....
(The S.O.N. blasts an extremely bright ray at the Doctor and Spongebob)
(BOOM)
(The Doctor and Spongebob are tiny)
Sticker: It... worked.
Spongebob: It actually worked!
Doctor: Told ya it worked, Spongebob!
Sticker: Well, I'll be, guys, the Shrink-O-Nator worked!
Spongebob: This is great! We used the Shrink-O-Nator, it worked, and we're gonna go inside Sticker's brain to find what's bugging him! This is the best day of my life!
(Spongebob jumps, the screen pauses, and then Ocean Man by Ween plays)
(A black screen with a picture of Spongebob peeking over Sticker's brain appears, and a white text says, "Directed By Spongebob Squarepants)
Ocean Man, take me by the hand and take me to the-
(Back to normal)
Doctor: No, no, it's not the end, Spongebob, we need to go into Sticker's brain.
Spongebob: Oh.. oh yeah. Well, let's do this, shall we?!
== Chapter 4: Sticker's Brain ==
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