Wolsey

Wolsey is a shop NPC located in Administrative Area, Fortress of Meropide, Fontaine who works in the Coupon Cafeteria. He sells food and recipes in exchange of Credit Coupons.
==Location==
NPC Location Wolsey.png|Wolsey's location
NPC Location Bran and Wolsey Context.png|Additional context
==Shop==
===Food and Ingredients===
===Recipes===
==Quests and Events==
==Idle Quotes==
: Welfare Meal...
:: "Grab yourself a welfare meal."
==Dialogue==
:Wolsey: Claim Welfare Meals from Bran. Is there anything else you need?
: What do you sell here?
::Wolsey: Recipes and dishes, no surprises. Take a look.
: About Welfare Meals...
::Wolsey: They aren't just free. They also provide unexpected surprises to liven up our monotonous lives. Great, huh?
::Wolsey: Although according to feedback surveys, people have been asking for more variety, and to increase the ratio of delicious meals...
::Wolsey: And some people want a points system. Eat five bad meals in a row, get one good meal of your choice, that kind of thing...
::Wolsey: But behind every bad meal, there's a chef who made that meal. And I think we should give those chefs and their subpar cooking a chance.
::Wolsey: So as for those suggestions... I'll have to think on it a bit more.
: About the Fortune Slips...
::Wolsey: We ask everyone to help write the fortunes. Sometimes we all need a little pep talk and a little courage from people in the same circumstances as us.
::Wolsey: Although we have had problems with people trying to write inappropriate fortunes to stir up trouble... It's a real headache.
::Wolsey: I'm just trying to do something nice for everyone, but now I have to waste my time checking all the fortunes.
::Wolsey: Thankfully, none of them have caused any major problems... But if any fortunes end up causing me misfortune, then the cost will have exceeded the benefits.
: About Bran...
::Wolsey: It was broken even before work stopped at the Geode Mine Shaft, so there was even less reason to fix it afterwards. As a result, it was just sitting there, broken, in the abandoned production zone, for who knows how long...
::Wolsey: After Camden started complaining about the strange sounds it was making disturbing his naps, I brought it back here to fix it up. Then I found a job for it.
::Wolsey: I'm quite the mechanic, you know. I bet I could teach those kids at the Fontaine Research Institute a thing or two.
: It's nothing. Sorry to bother you.
::Wolsey: Come back any time if you need something.
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==Change History==