Miniogod

The Miniogod is a powerful cosmic entity who is the most powerful of all the minions. He has the powers of transfinite omnipotence, transfinite omniscience, and transfinite omnipresence. The Miniogod has a reputation for destroying universes, narratives, and realms with his massive fists, and killing beings with his tentacles. He was ultimately defeated by Almighty Lord Poggers.
== Lore ==
=== Chapter 1 ===
Once upon a time, there was a man named Gru who owned tons of minions - immortal capsule-shaped creatures who wanted to do nothing but serve their master. One of these minions realized that he was much more powerful than his fellow co-workers, and he began to use his powers to his advantage. He liberated himself from his own universe by destroying it with his massive fists, and then, eventually, he developed an obsession with destruction, and began to destroy everything he could find, from verses, to narratives, to realms, to characters.
=== Chapter 2 ===
Everyone feared the Miniogod, and no one was brave enough to confront him, except one boy named Jeremiah. Jeremiah was a poor farm boy who was determined to put an end to the Miniogod's reign of chaos. After numerous hours of searching, Jeremiah met up with the Miniogod. The Miniogod was pleased to see him, and he said, "Hello there, little boy! Are you ready to die?"
"No," said Jeremiah. "I am here to stop you once and for all!"
"Stop me?" laughed the Miniogod. "You can't stop me! I am a being of the highest level of power imaginable! I am feared by all characters, fictional and real. I've wiped out trevigintillions of narratives and verses with these mighty fists, and I've killed countless beings with these tentacles! And now, I will kill YOU!" 
The Miniogod and Jeremiah lunged at each other, but the Miniogod grabbed Jeremiah in one of his tentacles and slammed him down. The Miniogod laughed, and tossed Jeremiah into another one of his tentacles, and slammed him down yet again. Finally, the Miniogod threw Jeremiah on the ground in front of him.
"Ha! I told you! You can't defeat me!" laughed the Miniogod.
"I know," said Jeremiah, weakly. "But he can!"
=== Chapter 3 ===
The words "But he can!" reverberated through the air, and suddenly, everything began to shake. A familiar face with green skin and insane red eyes descended from the sky. The Miniogod, surprised for the very first time, dropped his jaw when he saw the figure. It was Almighty Lord Poggers.
Almighty Lord Poggers stood in front of the Miniogod, and then, with a tiny wave of his hand, the Miniogod dissipated into nothingness. Jeremiah thanked Almighty Lord Poggers, and he ascended back into the sky. The Miniogod's wrath of chaos and destruction had officially come to an end.
Category:Joke
Category:Cosmic Entity