Bikini Bottom PD Writer's Policy

So, as discussed on Bikini Bottom PD, I would like to see someone sign up to become a writer. 
So, here is the writing policy on what's allowed:
Swearing:
Crap and damn are allowed, but only to a degree. Only 1 damn every 5 episodes and 1 crap per episode.
Violence:
Guns are most certainly allowed, but no blood. You can show someone getting shot but no close-ups or anything graphic.
Sexual Content:
Nothing above maybe a kiss. 
Creativeness:
Please be creative when writing. I want good humor. No butt jokes AT ALL. 
Plagerazation:
DO NOT EVER plagiarize. If I spot any obvious plagerazation I will report you.
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