Transcripts/Ganon Is Up To His Antics Yet Again

This is the transcribed actions and dialogue from the episode Ganon Is Up To His Antics Yet Again.
Hyrule Castle, Inside.
Link: King.
Harkinian: Hmmm?
Link: I grabbed my stuff!
Harkinian:...Are you shitting me?? 
*nope.avi*
Gwonam quickly swoops in.
Gwonam: Your majesty...Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai!
Harkinian: Again? 
Harkinian: I'm going to see Ganon, and we aren't talking about mercy! 
Harkinian: Take me to Gamelon!
Gwonam: Yes your majesty. 
Gwonam: Squadala! 
And off they go.
One month later...
Gwonam: We're here!
Harkinian: Enough! 
Harkinian: I'm going to talk to Ganon!
Ganon is dancing to Never Gonna Give You Up (by Rick Astley).
Harkinian: Ganon.
Gwonam: Ganon. 
Gwonam and Harkinian: Ganon!
Ganon: SILENCE! YOU DARE??
beat
He simply resumes on dancing.
Gwonam and Harkinian: GANON!!!
Ganon: HUUUUURGH...... 
Ganon: What?!
Harkinian: Ganon, I have a present for you!
Harkinian quickly presents him a Bomb-Omb, and the lair explodes one second later.
Harkinian: HHHAAAAAAOOOOOO-!
Back to Hyrule Castle, Link is distracted to Elevator Music.
Gwonam: Link... 
Link continues.
Gwonam: Link!
He finally snaps him out of it.
Link: Sup?
Gwonam: King Harkinian has died.
beat
Link resumes on being distracted to a unsurprised Gwonam.
Harkinian *out of nowhere*: What did you say? Who died?
Gwonam: You died...
Harkinian: You shitface! I'm here talking to you! 
Gwonam:...oh
short beat
Harkinian: What about Ganon?
Gwonam: He died as well!
Ganon strikes him down out of nowhere.
Ganon: You runt! 
Ganon: You haven't seen the last of me!
Harkinian: Enough! Pay your taxes!
Ganon lets out a groan of disgust.
The episode quickly ends.
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