Squeezies

These flatulent, but scentless stuffed dolls were made by Novelty, Inc. of Greenfield, Indiana to promote Class of 3000; they resemble the Asian-American twin siblings from the kids' TV cartoon. When their tummies are squeezed, they toot and then provide a wisecracking remark; they were sold at The Westley Store, iParty, Kids' City, Gadgeteers, Tucker's Toyworks, Lolo's Discount Warehouse, Lulu's Liquidation Hut, Jojo's Clearance Boutique, Party City, Party Packagers, Toys R Us, Walmart, KB, Kmart, TJMAXX, TKMAXX, Smyths, Big W, Costco and Target.
== Kim ==
# ("Timpani banger" fart) That one really made some noise!
# ("bullet ploof" fart) That toot sure was speedy!
# ("Game show buzzer" fart) I've been buzzed by my own toot!
# ("Froggy croaker" fart) That's my own amphibian call!
# ("Chainsaw slicer" fart) Wowzers, that one's a real ripper to me!
# ("Egg bomb" fart) Oopsie, scrambled eggs for breakfast again!
# ("helicopter fafafafa" fart) I'm on a gaseous trek; please join me!
# ("Fluffy fizzer" fart) What a gentle breeze of methane!
# ("silent ghost" fart) That's a chilling, ghostly toot!
# ("onion ripper" fart) That's what I call a true tearjerker!
# ("15-second rumbler" fart) Hang tight, have fun and enjoy the rumbly ride!
# ("20-second rambler" fart) My toots go the extra mile!
# ("silent but deadly SBD" fart) That's a suspicious one!
# ("Sneezy Squeezer" fart) Ashoo, I got carried away!
# ("tiny rat squeaker" fart) Whoopsie, my butt squeaked!
# ("Thunder thudder" fart) There must be a storm coming in!
== Kam ==
# ("Motorboat putt putt putt" fart) It must be time for a tune-up!
# ("Super Explosion" fart) I bet that one blew you away!
# ("Squeezy Sneezer" fart) Hatchoo, excuse me!
# ("Rodent squeak" fart) Yikes, it's a rat infestation!
# ("Balloon blower" fart) Who needs helium when you've got methane?
# ("Smelled it expelled it" fart) That was me, but I'm blaming you!
# ("Who, me?" fart) That was NOT me!
# ("Best Bud Blamer" fart) It wasn't me! Was that you?
# ("Naughty Kitten" fart) Oopsy, my favourite pet's grounded again!
# ("spicy curry" fart) Wow, what an excellent kick of spice!
# ("Pant exploder" fart) My pants can say that perfectly!
# ("Denied it supplied it" fart) Hey, you tooted!
# ("Noted it floated it" fart) That left a mark on the airwaves!
# ("Policed it, released it" fart) Uh-oh, someone's getting arrested!
# ("Windy Miller" fart) That one's blowing in the wind!
# ("Piano bench" fart) Fine tuning, anyone?
Category:Farts
Category:Fictional Dolls
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