Joachim Hansen

"It's important to have dreams, but it's more important to pay attention to reality." - Joachim Hansen.
"I spend more time between the legs of guys than women." - Joachim Hansen
"I was so happy and took out my gum shield and threw it into the crowd, but I am not a good thrower and I hit a lady on the third row in the forehead, who just happened to be Caol Uno's mother." - Joachim Hansen after defeating Caol Uno.
"I see him as a target. He's just an obstacle in the way of my glory and he has to go down." Joachim Hansen.