The Blackest Bird

* The Blackest Bird is an entity characterized by their ability to swim through colors. They exhibit several interests typical to that of a bird. This is because they are, in fact, a bird. Notably, they ran in the 2022-2023 Plasma Temple election under the platform of shrouding Plasma Temple in darkness so that its citizens would be protected by equality and anonymity, a desire expressed by pecking and scratching Phantom, though he understood the analogy. Some people argue that they aren't a "true" bird, since they possess vast powers unattainable to the average avian. Said people are usually asked what a "bird" really is and why they think they have the right to decide the status quo. They tend to back down after this. Appearance While descriptions of the Blackest Bird vary from person to person, a black mass for a body is consistent among each description. Some report that their face consists purely of a large beak. Others believe their eyes to be white, giving off an appearance not unlike a voice. Others still dispute whether or not the Blackest Bird's main form is a solid or a liquid. History The Blackest Bird was first sighted in , where they were seen mixing and blending nearby colors they swam through. It is believed they were headed to the Xuan Gut Kombecture to witness the spontaneous epidemic of incendiary pants that caused the pants industry to decline, which in turn caused John Pants, the CEO of Pants, to gain billions in debt and to turn to bath salts to cope, which caused his debt to quintuple, motivating his business rival, Jane Pants, to start a violent revolution in which a group known as the "Neo-Bulgarians" formed and immediately took over the entirety of the kombecture, which not only proved disastrous for the stock market but also Abilities The Blackest Bird is, as previously mentioned, capable of swimming through colors. They have the capacity to alter both the properties of nearby hues and the composition of their own cells until the two become virtually homogeneous. This process hastens with the presence of more colors; the color black typically provides the quickest results. Many suspect this is the ultimate reason they campaigned for darkness. Additionally, they can form large claws out of darkness to make intricate structures. Each claw is limited in size, but it is unknown how many they can create. Trivia The Blackest Bird has never invested in the_j before. If you see them investing in the_j, please report the instance to the local authorities.The Blackest Bird was a candidate in the 2023 election against notable candidate such as Antlion and Dog, but simultaneously won and lost. You'll understand if you read the story. 
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