Episode 103: Power/transcript

==Cold open / Jim's Introduction==
 	Open on Muppet Central.
Kermit 	Hi there, and welcome to tonight's show.
Leon 	Kermit, my cuz, have I got an act for you.
Kermit 	Oh, well, that’s very nice of you, Leon, but everything’s booked for tonight. The show is complete!
Leon 	Except for one thing! Rhonda, honey — c’mere! Boy, this lady has a set of pipes you wouldn’t believe!
Kermit 	Leon, I've got plenty of singers on the show. (to Digit) Digit, roll the opening.
Leon 	Just show him what you can do, honey.
 	Rhonda sings a high, piercing note, shattering the monitors.
Rhonda 	(male voice) Does this mean I don't get the job?
 	The opening titles roll. Jim enters home base; the Storyteller's Dog is in the place of the lion.
Jim 	Good evening, and welcome to our show.
Storyteller's Dog	Woof.
Jim 	Wait a minute, you're not the lion.
Storyteller's Dog	No, I'm the dog. I work with the Storyteller.
Jim 	Oh, yeah. Later on, the Storyteller will tell an eerie tale called "The Soldier and Death."
 	A clip is shown as a teaser.
Storyteller's Dog	That was eerie.
Jim 	So listen, where's the lion?
Storyteller's Dog	Your frog got him a job in front of the public library.
Jim 	That's strange. Kermit, is everything okay?
Kermit 	Uh, don’t worry, Jim. Except for a small monitor problem, I’ve got everything under control. Our guest stars are the Nylons, and Fozzie Bear’s going to pay a visit to the Today Show.
Lindbergh 	Chief, how did this happen?
Kermit 	Oh, well, uh… oh, I’ll show you. Instant replay!
 	The earlier scene appears on one of the monitors; Kermit narrates as they watch it.
Kermit 	See, here I am doing my introduction… and then Leon shows up with this woman, and she went —
 	She sings high note, causing remaining monitor to shatter.
Lindbergh 	Yup. That'll do it.
 	Fades to black.
==MuppeTelevision Act 1==
===Opening number===
 	Kermit is typing on the computer when Gonzo arrives
Gonzo 	Kermit, you're in luck! The chickens and I have worked up a great act!
Kermit	Well, Gonzo, I don't really need any more acts.
Gonzo 	But this is more than an act! This is an opening number!
Kermit	But I've already got a great opening number! Hey, Digit, cue the Nylons!
 	The Nylons are cued. In the opening number, the white lion sits outside the New York public library. The Nylons sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” as they bring the lion through the city. They wheel the lion on his platform through Central Park and into a jungle, where he falls asleep.
Kermit	See? I knew it'd be a great opening number!
Gonzo 	But, Kermit―
Kermit	Gonzo, the answer is NO!
Gonzo 	But at least let me TELL you about this great new chicken act!
Kermit	NO!
Gonzo 	It’s the definitive roller poultry version of The Sound of Music!
Kermit	Roller poultry?
Gonzo 	I'm glad you asked!
Kermit	Uh, I didn't ask...
 	Gonzo whistles. All of a sudden, chickens appear on roller skates, whirling around Kermit and clucking a high-pitched version of “The Sound of Music.”
Kermit	Uh, Gonzo... uh, wait a second...
Gonzo 	Aren't they beautiful?
Kermit	Uh, chickens… wait a minute… uh… HOLD IT!
 	Startled, the chickens all stop short, and collide with each other. Kermit ends up buried under a pile of chickens. He pokes his head up from under the feathers
Kermit	Digit! Do we have anything that isn't on roller skates?
 	Digit skates by
Digit 	I can't hear you, Kermit, I'm on roller skates!
Kermit	Just cue the telethon!
Digit 	I'm trying!
 	Digit presses a button on his remote.
===Monster Telethon===
 	Cut to the Monster Telethon.
Frackle Host (KC) 	O-kay! This is our 78th hour of the Monsterthon. Let's see how we're doing!
 	Luncheon Counter Monster munches on the tote board.
Luncheon Counter Monster (GR)	NEED MORE!!!
 	Monsters all laugh
Frackle Host (KC) 	Well, as you can see, WE NEED MORE MONEY!
Gray Frackle (SW) 	Hey, hey — tell ’em why we need more money!
Frackle Host (KC) 	Why do we need more money?
Gray Frackle (SW) 	Yeah!
Frackle Host (KC) 	BECAUSE WE WANT IT!
 	The monsters scream and laugh.
Pink Monster (GR) 	YEAH! WANT YOUR MO-NEY!
Hunchbacked Frackle (RM) 	And if you don't give it to us, we'll stick a piano UP YOUR NOSE!
Frackle Host (KC) 	Heh heh ha ha! Up your nose! Ha.
 	Cuts back to Muppet Central
Kermit 	Hey, Digit, see what else is on the satellite, would you?
 	Digit skates in
Digit 	Yes, sir!
 	Digit presses a button on his remote.
Digit 	Ah, good. Who-oa!
 	Digit falls over.
===The Time Channel===
Timecaster 	You’re tuned to The Time Channel — all the time, all the time. We have late afternoon over the Pacific Coast, turning into evening later. And later tonight, the darkness associated with three in the morning over here should give way to breakfast time by early tomorrow! And the forecast for tomorrow? 3:15 in St Louis… In Hollywood, lunch will last all day… and in Ottawa, it’ll be 1956. Thank you, and good night.
 	Monsters from the telethon enter, growling.
Beautiful Day Monster (DR)	You wanna give? Or do we tie your ears in a bow?
Timecaster 	I'm sorry, but I don't have the time.
 	The monsters hogpile the Timecaster. As they jump on him, the Frackle Host enters.
Frackle Host (KC) 	And now, back to the Monsterthon!
 	The Frackle Host pushes a button on his remote control, and the background instantly switches behind him to the Monsterthon phone bank.
Frackle Host (KC) 	Now, let's take a look at the phone bank, and see how our volunteers are doing!
Hunchbacked Frackle (RM) 	(working the phones) Hello, is this the late Mr. George Hoskins? Or can you send us twenty bucks by tomorrow? Heh heh heh heh!
Frackle Host (KC) 	Ha ha! YES! To save any unnecessary unpleasantness, call us and pledge at 1-800-555-STOMP-YOU! Yeah!
===Kermit & Fozzie / Soap Opera===
 	Back at Muppet Central, Lindy has fixed the monitors.
Lindbergh 	Ok. All working again, chief.
Kermit 	Okay… Boy, those monsters get everywhere. Hey, that looks like New York City. Fozzie? How's New York?
Fozzie 	(On a monitor) Oh, Kermit! Hi! Oh, it’s great! Oh, yeah, I’ve come to the Big Apple, to showcase my comic a-peel! Get it? Apple? A peel? Ahhhh!
Kermit 	Same old Fozzie, same old jokes.
Fozzie 	No, no, no, Kermit, you’re wrong. I have chosen a new career, with real artistic integrity.
Kermit 	Oh? And what career might that be?
Fozzie 	I am going to be a — TV weatherman!
Kermit 	A TV weatherman? Fozzie, are you sure?
Fozzie 	Of course, Kermit! It is time to move on. It’s time to leave behind the funny nose and glasses. (He tosses them.) Time to say goodbye to the childish whoopee cushion. (Splat.) And, of course, the tired old banana peel. (He drops it.) Kermit, I am now on my way to NBC headquarters to meet — Willard Scott. Yes! Wish me luck!
 	Fozzie turns to go — and slips on the banana peel he dropped. He falls to the ground with a crash.
Fozzie 	Ya-aa-aa! (He gets up.) It was… the banana peel… Forget it. (He exits)
Kermit 	Well, I guess if he can slip up there, he can slip up anywhere. Uh, we'll check with him later. Digit — cue the soap opera!
 	Remote beeps and cuts to soap opera. Organ music plays.
Husband (KC) 	Darlene?
Darlene 	Yes, sweetiebuns?
Husband (KC) 	I just spoke to Mrs. Goldfarb.
Darlene 	Oh... about my operation?
Husband (KC) 	Yes...
 	The doorbell rings — and suddenly, the door blows off its hinges, and the telethon monsters bust in.
Gray Frackle (SW) 	Hi!
Pink Monster (GR) 	Hi!
Gray Frackle (SW) 	May we come in?
Husband (KC) 	Oh! It's monsters!
Gray Frackle (SW) 	Actually, we don't like being called monsters. We prefer the term "cosmetically challenged." Ha ha ha.
Pink Monster (GR) 	Have you given yet?
Darlene 	What?
Pink Monster (GR) 	TWENTY BUCKS!
Beautiful Day Monster (DR)	Thirty bucks and we’ll give you your kid back.
 	The Husband and Wife burst into tears. The monsters laugh.
Husband (KC) 	Wait! We don't have any kids.
Monsters 	Huh?
 	Beautiful-Day Monster has a baby in his arms. The baby instantly starts bawling and screaming.
Darlene 	Quiet!
Gray Frackle (SW) 	Fifty bucks, or we leave him here!
===The Today Show with Fozzie===
 	Back in the studio, Gonzo watches the end of the soap opera, and sighs.
Gonzo 	Pfft. Brother.
Leon 	Gonzo... are you upset about something?
Gonzo 	Well, Kermit put THAT on the air instead of my chickens!
Leon 	Ugh! I can do better than that.
Gonzo 	Sure! But then, Kermit's the guy in charge...
Leon 	Say... who PUT Kermit in charge?
Gonzo 	I don't know...
 	Leon gives Gonzo a shifty look.
Leon 	Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Gonzo 	...Naw...
Leon 	Neither am I. Nah.
 	Digit comes by on roller skates. Kermit is chasing him.
Kermit 	Okay, Digit, stand by with Fozzie Bear — Digit! Wait a second, there…
Leon 	Excuse me, Kermit!
Kermit 	Uh… just a second, guys, I’ll be with you in a minute, uh… Go ahead and cue Fozzie now.
 	Digit presses button on remote
Fozzie 	Oh — here it is! The doorway to my future. He must be right in there — the king of TV weathermen — Willard Scott! Oh, my behavior must be dignified, yet casual. Respectful, yet relaxed.
Willard	(Enters from behind him) Hi, there!
Fozzie 	Whaaaaa!
Willard	Hey! It’s the funniest face on television — except for Gene Shalit, of course — Fozzie Bear! What can I do for ya?
Fozzie 	Oh, Mr. Scott, sir ― I am here to be a TV weatherman, just like you!
Willard	Well, that’s very flattering, Fozzie, thank you very much.
Fozzie 	I’ve got my very own pointy weatherstick here, see?
Willard	Right...
Fozzie 	And I also have a toupee…
Willard	Right...
Fozzie 	What more could a weatherbear need, sir?
Willard	I don’t think you need much! You’re on your way to TV stardom! Pretty soon, you’ll be getting fruitcakes from your adoring public!
Fozzie 	Fruitcakes.
Willard	Yeah. You see, they don’t pay me here. I live like a KING on the fruitcake of strangers! Would you like a piece?
Fozzie 	Oh, yes, SIR!
Willard	I got some in here that are real beauts… They’re almost like antiques! Maybe three or four dollars in value!
Fozzie 	Wow!
Willard	(Going into the Fruitcake Archives:) Uh, Foz?
Fozzie 	Yes?
Willard	The light's burnt out...
Fozzie 	Oh...
Willard	Could you do me a favor?
Fozzie 	Yeah?
Willard	Would you hold the door?
Fozzie 	Oh sure...
 	The door slams shut
Fozzie 	... You mean NOW.
 	Fozzie tries opening the door ― it's locked
Fozzie 	Oh, no... Do you have the keys?
Willard	(Inside) Yeah, Foz… I’ve got ’em right here in my… hand…
Fozzie 	Ohhh… uh, uh, don’t panic, I’ll go get help! Oh…
Willard	(Inside) Make it fast, Foz!
 	Jane Pauley is at the Today Show desk.
Jane 	Welcome back to Today. It’s time for the weather... with Fozzie Bear?
Fozzie 	Help! Help! Help! Willard is — (He notices camera) — Is that camera ON?
Jane 	It certainly is!
Fozzie 	Ahhhhh-hhhh! Good morning, America!
Jane 	Watch your LANGUAGE, Fozzie! Now, what were you saying?
Fozzie 	Oh, uh… Nothing. Nothing. Except, uh — I am your new weatherbear! See, I got my pointy stick and everything.
Jane 	That’s very professional, but... isn’t that Willard’s job?
Fozzie 	No. No. Uh... funny you should ask, uh, Willard could not make it, uh, he told me to take over.
Jane 	Wait a minute. Where's Willard?
 	Fozzie goes to weather map
Fozzie 	Hi! I’m your new weatherbear! Ha ha ha. And — (He gets a look at the confusing map) — HO-LY COW… Uh… Oh! Ha ha! Well, I guess, as you can plainly see, there’s, uh… well, there’s all this white stuff over here… and, oh — cute little pennants up here… and there’s a giant L over here near Nebraska! All you people in Nebraska — you STAY in your HOMES until we can find a way to get the L out of there! Ah ha ha ha ha! Yeah. Well. Um. Now, over here —
 	Willard busts through the map
Fozzie 	...We have a man with a fruitcake... (Fozzie puts his head in his hands and whimpers.)
Willard	Awww, Fozzie… Fozzie, I’m afraid you’re just not cut out to be a weatherbear.
Fozzie 	No... ohhh...
Willard	But, listen, I’ve found some great stuff in my closet that I think you are going to love.
Fozzie 	What?
Willard	Take a look at this… A big nose with glasses?
Fozzie 	Oh! Yes!
Willard	And a slightly used whoopee cushion...
Fozzie 	Oh! My old friend!
Willard	And wait a minute… I saved the best for last, baby! This is it! A hilarious banana peel!
Fozzie 	Now, THAT's funny!
 	Both Willard and Fozzie whip off their toupees and mug for the camera
Willard	Wocka wocka!
Fozzie 	Wocka wocka!
Willard	Wocka wocka!
Fozzie 	Wocka wocka! Ah ha ha ha!
 	Back at Muppet Central
Gonzo 	He’s never going to go along with this!
Leon 	Shhh! Ready?
Gonzo 	Yes...
Kermit 	Did you guys want to talk to me about something?
Gonzo 	No.
Leon 	Yes, we do, cuz! Has anyone ever suggested that a few more people should have a hand in running this show?
Kermit 	How do you mean?
Gonzo 	Well... letting someone else have a turn.
Kermit 	Well that's a good idea.
Leon 	Now, before you reject this out of hand, uh... what did you say?
Kermit 	I said, that’s a great idea! I don’t know why I’ve never thought of it myself! You know, I could use the time away.
Gonzo 	Away? B-b-but... where would you go?
Kermit 	Oh, well, uh... See that up there? Doesn’t that look nice?
Gonzo 	Yeah...
Kermit 	I tell you what, guys. Have fun, keep the ratings up, and don’t forget to roll the credits when you’re through. (He exits)
Gonzo 	'Kay. Bon Voyage.
Leon 	GREAT!
Gonzo 	Yeah!
Leon 	He bought it! Yes! Yes! Ha ha ha.
Gonzo 	Uh, Leeee-on...
Leon 	Yeah?
Gonzo 	Uh... what do we do now?
 	They look at each other... then up at the monitor. On the monitor, Kermit enters a beautiful beach scene.
Kermit 	Oh, this is great. Peace and quiet.
 	As Kermit gets settled, Gonzo and Leon stare at the camera. They have no idea what to do next. Fade to black
==MuppeTelevision Act 2==
===Bootsie and Brad===
 	Opens on Kermit relaxing in a hammock 	
Kermit 	What a beautiful spot. Isn't this a beautiful spot? This is a beautiful spot. Look at that water... and that sand... and that water... hmmm. I wonder how the gang is doing. 	
 	Cuts back to studio: Everyone isn't doing well. 	
Vicki 	People. 	
Gonzo 	He can’t even see us! If he only knew — 	
Vicki 	People? 	
Leon 	I got an idea! I got an idea! 	
Vicki 	PEO-PLLLLLE! There is no need to panic. Now, Leon, you take over Gonzo's responsibilities... 	
Leon 	What!? 	
Vicki 	Gonzo, take over my job... 	
Gonzo 	I didn't know I had responsibilities. 	
Vicki 	Yes, and I will take over Mr. Kermit's. Now. The first thing I think we should do... 	
All 	Oh, no, you don't. 	
Vicki 	What? 	
Leon 	A job like this requires artistic vision! 	
Vicki 	Well, I have that. 	
Gonzo 	Thank you, Leon. Ahem. As my first decision: Chickens on Roller Skates. 	
Leon 	No! 	
Vicki 	No, no, no! Well, listen! We have to do something... They're watching. 	
 	Vicki points at the audience. They all look at the screen, cough and giggle nervously. 	
Lindbergh 	(Whispers) Digit's the one who puts stuff on. 	
Vicki 	Well, where is Digit? 	
Leon 	Digit! 	
Vicki 	Digit, get out here! 	
Gonzo 	Di-git! 	
 	Enter Digit, still on roller skates 	
Digit 	I’m co-ming... whoa-oa-oa! 	
Vicki 	Digit, cue something! 	
 	Remote beeps as Digit crashes into the screen which changes to Bootsie & Brad. 	
Amanda 	Wait until you’re in your new suit, Bootsie. Places Bootsie in the dream house. Everyone’s going to have to listen to you. 	
 	Bootsie is standing behind the podium 	
Bootsie 	...I'm sorry, but I can't take any more questions, because I've got to go shopping for a BIG DATE tonight! 	
 	Enter Brad 	
Brad 	Hey, Boots. What goes? 	
Bootsie 	Can't you tell? I've zinged into a whole new thing! Now I'm Bootsie for President! I come with my own Oval Office, and a four-year supply of swingy Bootsie outfits, that take me from war room to ballroom! 	
Brad 	Wow, Bootsie! With you as president, it'll really be a kinder, swingier nation! (Laughs) 	
Bootsie 	Oh, Brad. Be serious for a second. This is the highest office of America! It's almost more important than being a high-fashion model. 	
Brad 	But, Boots... what do I do when you're rushing to meetings with Soviet leaders? 	
Bootsie 	I thought of that, Brad. You can be vice-president! 	
Brad 	Me? Would I be any good at it? 	
Bootsie 	You'd be PERFECT! 	
Brad 	But... what would I do? 	
Bootsie 	Well, you could stand behind the podium. 	
Brad 	Okay! I could do that! 	
 	As Brad stands behind the podium, Amanda shines a flashlight on him to make a spotlight. A crowd roars. 	
Brad 	My fellow Americans... This proves what my grandmother always said: In this country, anyone can become vice-president! 	
Bootsie 	If you have the right look! 	
 	Back to Muppet Central, everyone watched the previous segment 	
Lindbergh 	That's what we need — a president. 	
Leon 	Terrific! I pick ME! 	
Vicki 	No, no, no! You have to VOTE for president! 	
Leon 	Okay. I VOTE for me! 	
Vicki 	No... we can’t do that... 	
 	Everyone starts to argue 	
Gonzo 	Gee... I wonder how Kermit's doing... 	
 	On the vacation monitor, Kermit is writing his memoirs. 	
Kermit 	Hmmm. Chapter one. Tadpole Days. My earliest memory... hmmm. Um… How could I have envisioned... the long journey ahead. Uh. Maybe I’ll just play solitaire. Phew, I wish I had some cards. Hmmm. Lies back in his hammock	
 	Back at the studio: The gang continues arguing. 	
Link 	Perhaps the handsomest should be in charge! 	
Gonzo 	No! 	
Vicki 	Oh, brother. 	
Clifford 	Any form of government is irrelevant unless you have a mandate from the people! 	
Bean Bunny	Hey, I know a great form of government! Presenting — His Royal Highness, Prince BEAN! Ha ha! 	
 	Everyone else groans 	
Bean Bunny	As for my first princely decree, let it be story time. 	
 	Bean waves his scepter, magically bringing up the next segment 	
===Storytime===
 	A big leather book opens, showing the residents of a happy kingdom.
Narrator (GR) 	Once upon a time, very long ago, there was a kingdom that wasn't a kingdom at all. I mean, they had a king... but he wasn't really... look, let's start this over.
 	Storybook characters scream as the book slams shut with a thump.
Narrator (GR) 	Okay, okay. So.
 	Book opens again on the same scene.
Narrator (GR) 	Once upon a time, very long ago, there was a kingdom without a king. It had been so many years since anyone cared about having a king that he’d gone onto something else. Now he worked as a hat sharpener. Meanwhile, all the people of the kingdom went about their business very much their own boss. But then one day, a stranger came into the hat sharpening shop.
King (KC) 	All done!
Customer (FB) 	Thank you!
King (KC) 	Next!
Stranger 	I have been told there is a king here that sharpens the hats.
King (KC) 	Oh, that's me!
Stranger 	Ohhh — what are you doing here, when there's the kinging to be done, hmm?
King (KC) 	Oh, we haven't done that king stuff around here for years! I've kind of forgotten what it's all about.
Stranger 	Are you NUTS? Don’t you REALIZE people must be TOLD WHAT TO DO?
King (KC) 	Hey!
Stranger 	You have a GOD-GIVEN RESPONSIBILITY to ACT KINGY!
King (KC) 	What?
Stranger 	Yes, you know... wear the colorful clothes, and put the big thing on the head! And make the... the whatchacallem. The proclamations!
King (KC) 	Oh... do you really think I should?
Stranger 	Oh, yah, yah! You have a moral responsibility to LEAD! Now. Sharpen my point, bitte.
King (KC) 	Oh! Yes, sir!
Narrator (GR) 	That night, in the privacy of his small dungeon apartment with exposed brick walls, the king thought over the stranger's words...
King (KC) 	My moral obligation to lead... What did he say I needed?
 	The stranger appears in the king's mirror, shouting to him
Stranger 	The big thing on the head, the colorful clothing, and the proclamations!
King (KC) 	Yeah, okay! Why not?
Narrator (GR) 	And so... the very next day, the king put on some colorful clothing, put a big thing on his head, and set out to make some proclamations.
King (KC) 	I proclaim... eh... herewith... vacations for animals! And, uh, more melted cheese on things. And how about, uh, forthwith, all left feet will be referred to as... Eric!
Shakey Sanchez (DG)	Hey, king!
King (KC) 	Yes?
Shakey Sanchez (DG)	You're standing on my Eric.
 	The crowd cheers
Crowd 	Long live the king! Long live the king!
Narrator (GR) 	And so... the people of the kingdom decided they liked being told what to do. And the king moved back into the long, empty palace. And people began to work as slaves and serfs and peasants. And everyone lived happily ever after... until one day they blew it all up.
 	The book closes, then blows up. The crowd cheers.
===Closing number===
 	Back at the studio
Leon 	Uh huh. Exactly my point. Just like that fairy tale.
Clifford 	Actually, it was more of an allegory.
Vicki 	I think we should vote.
Leon 	Hey — how many people think voting is a dumb idea?
 	Everyone raises their hands
Link 	Me...
 	Gonzo passes by
Vicki 	Gonzo!
Leon 	Where are you going?
Gonzo 	Oh. Nothing personal, guys, but... I miss Kermit. So, uh... So long.
 	Everyone watches him exit
Bean Bunny	Hey — wait for me!
 	Bean takes off after Gonzo. After a moment, everyone else follows, leaving Leon behind. He takes a second to enjoy being in charge... then follows after the rest of them.
Leon 	GUYS!
 	Gonzo arrives at the vacation spot. Everyone follows
Kermit 	Gonzo!
Gonzo 	Hi!
Kermit 	Vicki!
Vicki 	Hi!
Kermit 	Hey, why aren't you guys running the show?
Gonzo 	Oh... well... we left. Mind if we hang out with you?
Kermit 	Oh, look! You're all here.
Leon 	We all left.
Bean Bunny	I skedaddled. It's cuter.
Kermit 	Oh, this is fantastic! Hey, but how'd the show turn out? Did you do a good closing number?
 	Everyone looks away
Gonzo 	Uhhh... well, actually... we never got to the closing number.
Kermit 	What!?
Vicki 	Well, to be honest with you, sir... we couldn’t figure out how to run the show.
Kermit 	Oh, running the show is easy! Watch. Cue the closing number!
Gang 	Whoa! Oh...
Vicki 	Sigh ...He makes it seem so easy.
 	The Muppets dress tropical and sing "Sweet Vacation" as they hang out on the beach. They cheer once they finish the song. Blackout
==Storyteller Intro==
 	Open on Jim in front of Storyteller picture.
Jim	And now, John Hurt as The Storyteller with "The Soldier and Death."
==Closing==
 	Open on Jim in the room. The Lion is back.
Jim	Well, that's our show for tonight. Oh, you're back from the library. What have you got there? Come on, let me see... Let's see. Oh, it's a library card. That's good-- everybody needs one of those. Here you go. Thank you for joining us tonight. Come back again next week.
 	The credits roll.
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