Pictures in the House

"Pictures in the House" is the eleventh episode of At Home With Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan written by MarioFan65. It was released on May 20, 2021.
==Characters==
*Timon
*Pumbaa
*Pat
*Stan
*High-Tech Alarm
*Erik Tomas (video)
==Transcript==
(In the attic, Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan wake up from their beds as they help stack out the boxes together to organize the place)
*Timon: Get a load of these boxes, we got a lot of work to do.
*Pumbaa: *lift up the boxes with his tusk* I can carry a lot.
*Pat: That's so cool Pumbaa. Just place them over here. Also, don't hurt yourself.
*Pumbaa: I'll try my best to not get hurt from tripping. *place the boxes on the left side*
*Stan: Nice and steady. Do not trip over.
*Pumbaa: I did it.
*Timon: *yawn* Gosh, how is that drunk drinking did for you last night?
*Pumbaa: It was...garbage.
*Pat: Lame.
*Stan: Horrible. We couldn't get up from our paws and almost threw up in the toilets.
*Timon: Well that's a bit of a shame. Let's do something else today for fun after we pack up the boxes together.
*Stan: That sound like fun to me. Pat, go move these boxes to the end of the wall.
*Pat: Yes sir. *hold the boxes to the end of the wall*
*Timon: How happy this guy is.
*Pumbaa: He's just as happy as a happy hog.
*Timon: Give him a lot of love. He got some hippo business to work on.
*Stan: Just happy as a hard working guy at a warehouse.
*Pat: *hold the boxes* Do do do do do. *trip over a book as he drop the boxes* Whoa!
*Stan: Pat! You tripping on us today. What's with the rush?
*Pat: Ow! Never trust a book drop over a stack of boxes.
*Stan: Stop your daydreaming and stick to the hard work!
*Pat: I wasn't daydreaming. I just trip over a picture book. Like what kind of person would drop a picture book on the ground?
*Timon: What's this? A memory book?
*Pumbaa: Is that... a yearbook?
*Stan: Hey look, It's a picture book for all of our memories.
*Timon: A picture book? Like what it contains? Pyramids? Grubs? Coyotes?
*Pat: Not just any picture book. It's a Book of Memories.
*Timon: Book of Memories?
*Pat: The Book of Memories includes all the pictures from our memories. All the way meeting back at the hospital and growing up together in the suburbs.
*Timon: You were all born at the hospital?
*Pumbaa: What were you doing here? Giving out needles to every sick animal?
*Pat: No no no. We were abandoned by our parents.
*Timon: What?
*Pumbaa: Your parents doesn't like you?
*Stan: We were born on the same day together. Our parents abandon us for no reason. We cried, we complain and we were sell right into the hospital beds where the babies cry.
*Pat: No offense i never got to see my real mom and dad since i grew up to be a man.
*Stan: Aw, don't give up Pat. I know every time you're not part of a family anymore, you probably won't remember who they are and what are the names of your parents. We all felt that all and that's on all the adopted kids in the world.
*Timon: I am proud to have a mom and uncle, even through my dad is divorced and now has a colony on his own close to the Pride Lands.
*Pumbaa: Too bad, the sounder abandoned me because of my gas odor incidents. My parents doesn't allow me to come to their hut anymore. *cries*
*Timon: Oh Pumbaa. Don't cry. You're making me cry. *cries with Timon*
*Pat: Oh, it's beautiful. *cries with Timon and Pumbaa*
*Stan: That's enough crybabies! You're going to wet the whole attic like we did to the whole house the other day on our own virtual vacation.
*Timon: *stop crying with Pumbaa and Pat* That's a very good moment there.
*Pumbaa: I'm getting the shivers.
*Pat: *grab the picture book and blow it to remove the dust off* Hmm, i wonder what is this book all about.
*Stan: Huh? You just place the pictures in.
*Pat: Does anyone want to look at our memory book before we go back to work?
*Timon: Yes.
*Pumbaa: Let us see it.
*Stan: As long there are no inappropriate pictures in it.
*Pat: There are none. It's a family picture book. Let's read it right over in the wood box.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan sit on the wood box together to check out the memory book with Pat and Stan's pictures of Pat and Stan as kids)
*Timon: Ooh, who's the little babies?
*Pumbaa: Aw, it's you as babies.
*Pat: We were just cubs, like the lions.
*Stan: I was a little pup. It's another word for babies, but for dogs. For hippos, it's a calf.
*Timon: So does me. We meerkats were babies as pups.
*Pumbaa: And i was a piglet.
*Pat: I was a calf too!
*Stan: We get ya. Don't you wanna tell our backstory on how we first met?
*Pat: Oh sure. It all started when me and Stan were moving to a house and set up a nice big neighborhood.
*Timon: Whoa whoa whoa! Cut! Timeout! What about the time when you were in the hospital?
*Pumbaa: You were suppose to go before the beginning and just before the beginning where you two moved together.
*Pat: Oh. Right. So we'll start right here in the first pictures.
*Timon: Do the honors and tell us how it first started when you guys met as babies.
*Pat: It been a long journey. It all started with us as little babies and growing up in the suburbs of a neighborhood. Why? *sing* When i was a young hippo.
*Stan: *sing* When i was a young puppy! I mean, dog. Excuse me.
*Timon: Very good.
*Pumbaa: This is just like when i sing about my backstory.
*Stan: Now I'm convinced. Let's get ready to sit down and listen to our stories of the past.
*Pat: Please remain seated while the story set in motion. A long time ago in the ages of our childhood, we live in a nice big neighborhood around the suburbs on the city of Pitsberg. Before that, we were babies in the hospital.
(Flash-forwarding to many years ago, Pat and Stan were babies in the hospital, crying on the beds as no one is here for them to adopt since they were abandon by their parents. Two pigs came to check on Pat and Stan on the bed.)
*Pig Doctor: Oh god, they're so adorable.
*Pig Nurse: No one really want to adopt them.
*Pig Doctor: They don't like how the babies look.
*Pig Nurse: Me neither.
*Pig Doctor: Hey.
*Pig Nurse: I thought i was joking.
*Pig Hospital Manager: You two, we got a visitor coming in, here for adoption.
*Pig Doctor: It's the day!
*Pig Nurse: Someone is really going to make a nice fee of cash for those adorable cute little babies.
*Pig Hospital Manager: Come on in, lady.
*Aunt Martha: Thank you. Aw, who has the cutest set of baby pigs in here?
*Pig Nurse: We don't really have baby pigs in the room right now. But we have a baby hippo and a baby dog in front of the baby cats and baby elephants. *hear a baby elephant sound*
*Aunt Martha: Aw, are those the two little hippo and dog you're talking about. I wanna keep them. I'm just here for adoption.
*Pig Doctor: Okay. What do you want to name them?
*Aunt Martha: I want the hippo name to be Patrick. Short for Pat and the dog name to be Stanley. Short for Stan.
*Pig Doctor: If you really want to adopt that "Pat" and "Stan", it's going to cause a lot of dollars.
*Aunt Martha: No worries. I won the lottery last week which made me a thousand dollars on my revenue.
*Pig Nurse: Please sign if you may.
*Aunt Martha: *sign on the clipboard* Okay. All set and ready to adopt.
*Pig Nurse: *hold Pat and Stan* Say hello to your new babies.
*Aunt Martha: *hold Pat and Stan from the pig nurse* Aw, look how cute you are. You look like a little fluffy pancake. Who's the cute little baby?
*Pat and Stan: *cries*
*Aunt Martha: Don't you cry you two, it's going to be alright. You'll still be in my heart afterwards.
*Pig Doctor: Pat and Stan is now part of the family, whatever your name is.
*Aunt Martha: Martha.
*Pig Nurse: My mother's name was Martha.
*Aunt Martha: Funny you. I hope these two will have a good time with me for the rest of their lives. One day, they'll grow as kids, then grown-ups.
(As years ago by, Pat and Stan are now five-year olds, playing rolling cars all over the floor in the house in the neighborhood of Pitsberg)
*Pat: I got your rolling car on you.
*Stan: Why it is rolling cars and not bumper cars?
*Pat: That's from the fair, silly!
*Stan: I love my car so much that i wish i could have a license.
*Pat: Yodel he hoo!
*Aunt Martha: Pat, Stan! The school bus is coming. You have school today!
*Pat: School? Already?
*Stan: Come on. It's only Monday. What do you expect?
*Aunt Martha: You have class today. Let's get packing! You don't wanna be late for class, do you?
*Stan: Gotta get packing!
*Pat: I don't wanna be late again!
(Pat and Stan rush upstairs to get their backpacks, pack everything and rush downstairs to the door)
*Pat: See you later Martha!
*Stan: On the go!
*Aunt Martha: Take care!
(Pat and Stan left the house and head over to the school bus as the school bus driver begin driving all the way to school as we see kids talking with Pat and Stan talking in the back seat)
*Pat: We're in the back seat, again? Why do we always have to sit in the back seat?
*Stan: We're always the worse.
*Pat: I wish we can be in the front seat like everyone else like the cool kids.
*Stan: Cheer up Pat. It's not going to get any better than this.
*Pat: Do you know what our future is like going through all the process to Graduation Day?
*Stan: Well, we have to find out.
(The background song "Blame It on Me" by George Ezra plays as Pat and Stan get off the school bus from arriving and enter inside of elementary school)
*Pat: Whoa. Why there's so many children in one place?
*Stan: That's what we're here for. To work.
*Pat: Wait, we're getting jobs?
*Stan: We're too young. School is a place to learn and be smart. Don't you get it.
*Pat: Well yeah.
*Stan: You just have to figure it out yourself, happy hippo.
(Pat and Stan eat breakfast together in the cafeteria table with a sandwich and French toast sticks added on the tray. Pat blow out a big burp to Stan's face.)
*Stan: Pat!
*Pat: I'm sorry. I just wanted to do something funny with you.
*Stan: Who's the funny guy in here? The class clown?
*Pat: I don't think the school hire a circus to play with the class clowns.
*Stan: Well you don't get the carnival. Also, cover your mouth!
*Pat: I'm trying.
*Stan: Well it's too late.
(Pat and Stan walk into their class with a fox teacher and the students seated to start the day with the fox teacher teaching students about the world)
*Fox Teacher: What is the capitol of Florida?
*Stan: Ooh, i think it's Miami or Pembroke Pines. What do you think?
*Fox Teacher: Wrong. Anyone else?
*Pat: That would be Tallahassee.
*Fox Teacher: You are correct on that one.
*Pat: Yes! I'm always the right choice!
*Stan: Hey, i was going to get it right. You stole my chance.
*Pat: Sorry Stan. That's what happen when you answer the wrong question.
*Stan: Give me a break. I hope you fail in middle school.
(As years go by, Pat and Stan are now in middle school as they walk around the hallways during their start hour before class starts)
*Pat: Uh, Stan? Why are the lockers standing together?
*Stan: That's where students place their bags into the lockers.
*Pat: This place remind me of a long prison room with a gym locker room.
*Stan: Pat, it's just a school. It doesn't have to be that long.
*Pat: You would have blame it on me, do ya?
*Stan: Wait 'til we go through our classes.
*Pat: I knew it.
(Pat and Stan go into their classroom for math class where the cat teacher teach the student on certain math stuff)
*Cat Teacher: What the mean close to the seven mode?
*Pat: I'll pick medium. Is it five?
*Cat Teacher: Think again. How about you Stan?
*Stan: Four.
*Cat Teacher: I see this as a absolute correct answer!
*Stan: Yes! Ha ha ha! I got it!
*Pat: No fair. I was so close on winning my record.
*Stan: Don't expect to get all Fs in your report card in November.
*Pat: We'll see about that when i beat you in P.E.
*Stan: Then the coach is going to yell at you.
(At the gym in P.E. class, the bear coach blow a whistle to tell the students what to do along with Pat and Stan)
*Bear Coach: I wanna see every one of you climb the ropes! I don't care if you're falling on some quest on claiming a treasure before getting run over by a big boulder. I wanna see you climb all the way to the top and i wanna see you sweat like puppies!
*Pat: Like puppies? *giggle* That's you.
*Stan: I'm not a puppy anymore. I'm a man. A real man.
*Bear Coach: And i don't expect on feedback. I wanna see you climb right now. Starting now. Go! *blow the whistle*
*Everyone: *the students climb on the ropes to reach to the top*
*Pat: *climb on the rope* Come on. Don't make me fall like i'm in a secret agent movie.
*Stan: *climb on the rope* Faster, faster! Make me tight like a tightrope.
*Pat: *reach to the end of the rope and ring the bell* I got the end bell!
*Bear Coach: Great job Pat! You are going to make us shine today. Huff!
*Stan: *reach to the end of the rope and ring the bell* Seriously? This is your sweet revenge on getting to the top?
*Pat: Duh. It is my choice. My choice.
*Stan: We just pass this class!
*Pat: I got first. Maybe you go for a lower score.
*Stan: I don't care about what anyone say about their scores.
*Pat: You just need to pass over your goals. It's part of your report card.
*Stan: Then wait 'til we go to high school.
*Pat: High school will be tough. But who knows?
(The background song end as years go by with Pat and Stan getting off the school bus and arriving at high school)
*Pat: Man, that school bus was tough as a city bus.
*Stan: Here we are to the final round of the school level, high school.
*Pat: I'm high as a mountain.
*Stan: No! There it is! High school! Where students are teenagers and are now challenged into lot of classes and certain stances of level work.
*Pat: Ooh, spicy.
(The background song "Good Day" by Nappy Roots plays as Pat and Stan enter inside of high school, seeing students walk with their phones, playing in the lockers, chatting with people, eating breakfast food and most of the staff placing up posters on the wall)
*Pat: Wait, why aren't there in their classes?
*Stan: Pat, we're teenagers now. We can do whatever we want.
*Pat: Does it mean. We can rock around, rock and roll and play all over the hallway?
*Stan: Psst, yeah. You said it.
*Pat: *run in the hallway* Yahoo!
*Stan: Pat, wait! Slow down!
(Pat and Stan run around the hallway as going outside to take a look around the high school)
*Pat: Oh god. It got everything!
*Stan: It's like a city. Don't you think?
*Pat: Wee! I'm just rocking around like a cowboy. Yee-haw!
*Stan: Pat, slow down! You're running around the place.
*Pat: Stan, watch this. Maybe we'll go up the stairs, don't you think?
*Stan: Pat, where are you talking me in? Are you going to climb up a ladder or what?
*Pat: Trust me. I done this many time in a middle school TV production.
*Stan: Oh lord. Help me out.
(Pat and Stan reach up the stairs of a third building in a high school as they look down the stairs by holding up trays)
*Pat: See if you can do a skateboard, tray slide style.
*Stan: You got to be kidding me. You're going to get in a lot of trouble for this. And you're going to put me in trouble too.
*Pat: There's no people watching. Let's just make a ride slide all the way down to the end, am i right?
*Stan: There goes for nothing.
*Pat: Let's make a slide for.
*Stan: Fine. One, two, three. *slide with Pat all the way to the end of the stairway by riding on the trays* Yahoo!
*Pat: The holy banana pie! *land down on the floor* Ha ha ha. Let's do it again.
*Stan: It wasn't that bad of a slide trick. I love it.
*Koala Staff: You two boys. What are you doing?
*Pat: Uh, we were just playing around.
*Stan: Playing around like a top boy. Oops, what did i say?
*Koala Staff: Please come with me to the principal's office.
*Pat: What did i do?
*Stan: *hit Pat* Thanks a lot Pat.
*Pat: I didn't mean to do it.
*Stan: Well you blew it for yourself.
(Pat and Stan are taken by the koala staff to the principal's office after riding on the stairs with a lunch tray. The principal turn out to be a fox. checking on his computer to see the honor roll list as the koala staff came in with Pat and Stan.)
*Koala Staff: Principal, i got two boys with me as i subject the case caused by their troubles.
*Fox Principal: Aw, come in. I know what i can offer these two.
*Pat: *sit on the chair with Stan* I don't get it.
*Stan: Thanks for giving me into a lot of trouble.
*Fox Principal: Well well well boys. If it isn't Pat and Stan.
*Pat: We are Pat and Stan.
*Stan: How do you know our names?
*Fox Principal: I have heard about you two in the other schools you were in. I expect a lot more from you this school year.
*Pat: Heh, expect a lot more? Like give us a break.
*Stan: You can't have them if your record fall down to a whole new another level of low average.
*Fox Principal: You two were playing around in the school's hallway. The cameras saw you, everyone saw you. I saw you on video.
*Pat: B-b-but how come? You saw us slide on ZooTube?
*Fox Principal: No. That was the school's camera footage of you doing some silly things. I don't want to see you doing some kind of ridiculous stuff ever again in my school! Not in my school's grounds against the school's policy! Do you understand?
*Stan: Yes.
*Pat: We surrender.
*Fox Principal: Yes. I expect you two to go to your classes right now. You have first period which is your computer class.
*Pat: Can we be dismissed?
*Fox Principal: I am not a teacher. But fine, you go right ahead to your class and dismissed.
*Stan: Thank you very much sir.
*Pat: We're outta here.
*Fox Principal: You're very welcome. I'm going to check on my latest news flash on the school board.
(Pat and Stan left the principal's office and went into their computer class as the teacher turn out to be a turtle)
*Turtle Teacher: Are you Pat and Stan?
*Pat: Oh yes, we are Pat and Stan.
*Turtle Teacher: You're three minutes late.
*Stan: Three minutes late? Psst, that wasn't so bad. We just got here after the bell ring.
*Turtle Teacher: The second bell means, you're late. Find your assignment seats and sit down.
*Pat: Fine. You made us talk so clear.
*Stan: Get on the chair.
*Pat: *sit down on the center with Stan* Nice comfy seat.
*Stan: They're hard. Chairs are meant to be hard.
*Pat: I thought it was a bean big like a jelly cake.
*Stan: I wouldn't get kicked out over a jelly bean.
*Turtle Teacher: Students, this is your first day here. I'm expecting lots from you to work harder like real hard working employees in the real world. Motivational Speaker Erik Tomas will talk about being a greater you on a whole new level and expect to see you learn some new things from him. I'm going to turn on the video and listen to him. You're going to get serious and tough about this.
*Pat: Erik Tomas? Who is that Erik guy?
*Stan: I thought Erik was like the viking who sail the seven seas with the pirates.
*Turtle Teacher: I don't want any talking during the lesson!
*Pat: I'm sorry.
*Stan: Let's keep it going.
*Turtle Teacher: Starting right now. We're going to make this video a high-blessing for everyone in the school. *play the video*
(The video start with Erik Tomas, a bear showing up and talking about skills, getting it done and being in touch)
*Erik: Hey! It's Erik Tomas! You also known me as a motivational speaker and ET. Is it how bad you want to succeed yourself? Get over here and get it done! You owe you!
*Pat: *in the class* You owe me? Ooh.
*Turtle Teacher: *in the class* Shhh!
*Pat: *in the class* Sorry.
*Erik: You think in the summer, the schools are closed? I said the schools are closed. You know what? You got twisted! This August, i want you to go back to go, so go! Go ye therefore! I told your parents to take care of my babies, exactly what i told you to do! Make sure you sign up for class and wake for that phone call where you are accepted in class. You also must stay hungry!
*Stan: *in the class, whispering* Staying hungry*
*Erik: Get it done! Go out there, make some money. Work like a pro. Achieve your goals, make it successful and don't be average, be awesome. Execute! Execute! Execute! In the midst of adversity! This ain't the time to watch TV, this ain't the time to do what you wanna do. It's time to wake up and go to the real-world! I gave you a command to go out there and do your thing! "When you have fear, fear make you think. In ways you shouldn't be thinking. When you have fear, fear makes you speak in a certain way. When you have fear, but when you have FAITH, you don't need to count. When you have FAITH, you don't need to go outside. When you have FAITH, you don't need to see how many horses. When you have FAITH, you don't need to see how many armies. When you have FAITH, you don't need to see how many swords. When you have FAITH, you don't need to count no shields. When you have FAITH, you don't need to look at the perimeter. Amen, how see how many against. When you have FAITH! When you have FAITH, you just believe and it will happen. When you have FAITH!
(The video ends as everyone cheer for Erik Tomas after watching the video in computer class)
*Pat: That was, astounding!
*Stan: It's staggering. I almost fall out by his screams.
*Pat: He told us to have a lot of faith. He said that like ten times.
*Stan: What a guy.
*Turtle Teacher: Those are the most powerful words you'll see in my class all years. Take words, advices and notes from Erik Tomas and it's time to get up there to work like a computer technician.
*Pat: We're gonna rock this class like a motivational speaker.
*Stan: I can't wait for graduation. It's going to make us feel like we're going to live out our lives.
*Pat: Just wait for the very moment to come.
*Stan: I'll be waiting 'til June.
(Years later after passing senior year, Pat and Stan are about to graduate from high school with all the students graduating by wearing robes with a gown on their heads. The students are seated as Pat come up stage to give a speech to everyone in his platform.)
*Pat: As a happy hippo in a happy life myself, it been a long journey for me. Every student has it's own passion and heart. Get together in the team, live out like you're feeling the impact of your philosophy. I congrats everyone one of you for graduating this school year, to the parents and Aunt Martha.
*Aunt Martha: *whistle cheer* Go Patrick!
*Pat: Thank you for the great memories of our school years. Let's the class throw the caps up in the sky and celebrate like we're outta here! Go Animals!
*Everyone: *cheers and throw their caps up in the sky*
*Stan: Hallelujah!
*Aunt Martha: *walk up on stage* Congrats my boys!
*Pat: Aunt Martha, we did it.
*Stan: We passed the school year.
*Aunt Martha: *hug her boys* Give your Aunt Martha a great big hug.
*Pat: Whoa, you hug us first.
*Stan: Choking, not breathing.
*Aunt Martha: I know you like it.
*Stan: Now we can buy a house for ourselves.
*Pat: We've been waiting for this all along.
(After graduation, Pat and Stan pack their bags and boxes into the moving truck as Pat and Stan get on their car to begin the moving process as Aunt Martha show up to wave goodbye to Pat and Stan)
*Aunt Martha: You two are really leaving me, are you?
*Pat: Yes Aunt Martha. It is the moment that we all leave and move to go out with our lives.
*Stan: We're done with school now. Can't wait to see the big world out there.
*Aunt Martha: I'm going to miss you two. Don't forget your Norbert, Stanley.
*Stan: *hold Norbert* My little teddy bear plushie. I'll never forget you.
*Pat: Do you really have to hold Norbert all the time?
*Stan: Yes. He's my favorite teddy bear. What do you expect from me?
*Pat: Ugh, we're running behind. We gotta get going and follow the truck.
*Stan: Um. You're driving. The truck is suppose to follow you where you go.
*Pat: Oh, right. Aunt Martha, make sure you tell Aunt Patty we say hi.
*Aunt Martha: We will. Off you go.
*Stan: Safe travels.
*Pat: Let's hit the road!
(Pat and Stan drive their car as the truck follow them driving. As they arrive on their destination, they move into the neighborhood as they arrive at the house Pat and Stan brought with the moving people packing all of Pat and Stan's stuff into the house.)
*Pat: Home sweet home.
*Stan: A new home to live.
*Pat: We're really gonna love this new home a lot.
*Stan: Sure is.
*Emily: *show up with the neighbors* Whoa, new neighbors.
*Pat: Hi, what's your name?
*Emily: I'm Emily. Welcome to the neighborhood.
*Stephanie: You must be really new.
*Stuart: Welcome aboard.
*Lili: Hi. New here?
*Pat: Yes we are.
*Stan: The new guys in the block.
*Chi-Chi: Hello new strangers, i didn't expect you to be here. My name is Professor Chi-Chi and it is a pleasure to meet you.
*Pat: Professor Chi-Chi?
*Stan: We have heard a lot about you in our high school we graduated in.
*Chi-Chi: And so?
*Pat: *shake hands with Chi-Chi* Nice meeting you.
*Stan: It is a honor to move close to you. Oh Pat, can't you believe it? We're living close to one of the famous professors in the whole wide world. He even got a Hollywood Walk of Fame in 1994.
*Chi-Chi: I am a very famous professor in most universities, labs and movie productions. I expect to hear a lot from you on this day every now and then.
*Emily: I'm a very close friend with Chi-Chi. I did a lot of research with him on certain studies on objects.
*Stuart: We made a lot of great inventions and tons of- *snore*
*Chi-Chi: Stuart, oh Stuart. Snoring on the new neighbors' first day here.
*Stuart: *wake up* Whoa, what did i miss?
*Stan: Pat, this could be the start of a whole new life.
*Pat: Every new life has a new beginning.
*Stan: What a wonderful world out here.
*Pat: We're going to have a good time in this neighborhood with a lot of people out there.
*Stan: I'm waiting to get a new jump-start from them.
*Pat: *narrate* And so, this is how it all ends.
*Stan: *narrate* A new life in a new neighborhood where we met those nice people in which you all have met before in the last year.
(Pat and Stan's backstory end as Timon and Pumbaa feel so emotional and slowly clap for them in the attic)
*Timon: Wow, just bravo.
*Pumbaa: You guys really have a heart.
*Pat: Yeah. How much we struggle on getting to school and surviving it from the likes of peer pressure.
*Stan: No one likes peer pressure. Luckily, we didn't go to college cause, not everyone go to college. We had jobs!
*Timon: Can we also tell our story on how me and Pumbaa first met? It's going to be quick, we promise.
*Pat: Oh sure. Go right ahead, as long it's not sad or emotional.
*Stan: I can really take it from here.
*Timon: Sure thing. But we gotta start off with a intro. Why? *sing* When i was a young meerkat.
*Pumbaa: *sing* When i was a young wart-hoooog!
*Pat: Wow. That was so catastrophe.
*Stan: You sound like you're in a chorus group.
*Timon: We do. Tell the story Pumbaa, will ya?
*Pumbaa: Yes. But where do i start?
*Timon: Never mind. I'll go tell the story right ahead. Long ago, in the far away colony of outcast meerkats, we were just digging tunnels, protecting ourselves from predators like hyenas.
(Years ago in the Pride Lands, the meerkat colony is seen digging tunnels, making holes, entrances and carrying out mud, clay and rocks with sticks to set up to prevent tunnel falls)
*Timon: *narrate* You know, our friends are in a middle of being on top of the food chain, but we really did our best to hide all the way down under so predators don't get any closer on eating us all like dinner. *he dig through a tunnel and try to open up a skylight while narrating* This is me, i was one of the worst tunnel diggers in history. My first attempt to create something magnificent is a skylight! *talk in the backstory* Come on, push harder. Keep pressing. We really need a lot of light to keep ourselves heated from the sun. *open up a skylight* Alright! A skylight. Now we got ourselves some fresh air without sweating in the holes. *see the cracks from the tunnels* Uh oh. Gotta move further!
(The ceiling cracks and then comes crashing down around the meerkats, light streaming in all around; finally there's nothing left of the tunnel but a ring of dirt held up on a narrow protrusion, with Timon standing under it)
*Uncle Max: *fuming* That would be... TIMOOON!
*Timon: *narrate* My life has been out a bum. Ma and Uncle Max keep telling me to stay out of trouble and mistakes, leading me to guard on sentry duty. I did something stupid back there. I play around on a rock, burst out with a song with a imaginary dream and got chased by hyenas over the whole colony running out. After the hyenas chase, everyone was mad at me. They look at me like i'm blamed for the injury of my Uncle Max. Ma cheer me up privately and went into my own ways of going out, finding a place where i don't have to dig tunnels and move out on my own. That's where i left the colony to give them peace and quiet without me making the same mistakes over and over again.
*Pat: You left your colony for the rest of your life? But how?
*Timon: That's not it. I want Pumbaa to tell his story before the part where we first met.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* Okay. It started off with a big embarrassment.
(Meanwhile, many animals are seen drinking water in the plains as Pumbaa wake up, farting on a rock bump)
*Pumbaa: *narrate* My days has been goofing off with some other animals. But they didn't like me there.
*Mongoose #1: Gross.
*Mongoose #2: Yuck.
*Mongoose #3: Let's go find a place to live.
*Mongoose #1: Yeah, i don't want to be with the stinky warthog.
*Pumbaa: Hey guys, come back. Aw man. *fart at the beetle*
*Beetle: Gross! I'm moving to the Back Lands. *leave*
*Pumbaa: Aw man. I guess no one likes me after all.
(The following day, Pumbaa walk into the Savannah as five monkeys fell down the trees to the ground from Pumbaa's smelly butt. Pumbaa walk into the water hole to drink some water for himself with the other animals.)
*Pumbaa: *narrating* One day, i found my aroma lacked a certain appeal and clear the Savannah after every meal. I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned. *he farted in front of the animals as they ran away from Pumbaa* And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind. *talk in his backstory* Guys, guys, guys! Oh god.
*Pat: Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Didn't you tell your backstory at the campfire the other night in our sleepover in the jungle?
*Pumbaa: Did i? Yes i did. Timon, you go next.
*Timon: Okay. Where i left off, it been quite of a misunderstanding after a long story.
(Timon's backstory continues as he stop by Rafiki's tree, crying, searching for Pumbaa and going through every place to place to search for his dream home)
*Timon: *narrate* I was trying in front of a baobab tree. I thought i was lost and scared. But then came Rafiki. He told me to look for a place like Hakuna Matata to look beyond what i see. I saw the big pointy rock and walk my way into the big pointy rock for the first dream home. Going through the grass was scary, i was running like a monster was going to eat me, then i stopped where i met Pumbaa.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* You know, first impressions are very important.
*Timon: *narrate* We thought we were a scream. But we talked about how we were alone, making people move away from us like a berth, then became friends where we walked all the way to the Pride Lands. We went to Pride Rock on the day of Simba's presentation. It was crowded full of people and Pumbaa was not so well on crowds.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* I had to stand aside and can't hold my secret power until Timon pull my tail and spread out the gas in front of everyone, fainting like it's an emergency!
*Zazu: *talk to Mufasa in the backstory* Look, sire, how they kneel before the royal son.
*Timon: *narrate* It was a secret weapon that we would never forget. We then went into other ways around to search for our dream home. The pile of rocks? Nope. *a elephant crash into the pile of rocks in front of the animals* The Elephant Graveyard? Nope. *Timon and Pumbaa scream and run from Mufasa running to save his son and Nala from the hyenas*
*Zazu: *fly to follow Mufasa* Sire, the hyenas are after the children!
*Timon: *narrate* The Gorge? Nope, but even worse. It got a wildebeest stampede that we even fall on a waterfall and crashed into the end of the Gorge! *he and Pumbaa run from the wildebeests, fall from a cliff and crash to a slow-moving river*
*Pumbaa: *narrate* This is the part where we die. We thought the world was flat, but it is actually round. *he and Timon fall through a waterfall* Oops, there it goes. The end.
*Pat: Wait, you die at the end?!
*Timon: No. But we live! Keep going.
*Pumbaa: Okay!
(More scenes are shown where Timon and Pumbaa are washed up on a beach, found the dream home to celebrate, raising Simba and meeting Nala)
*Pumbaa: *narrate* We were washed up on a beach shore. We thought our search for the jungle was over. I felt emotional after a little fight we caused. The next day, we actually found the jungle and we celebrate with a lot of love and grubs to pick on. The jungle even got a hot tub to relax like a jacuzzi and i cook the grubs for breakfast and lunch at the same time! Also, we sing a song to live out with our lives and try out many things like skydiving and sliding through a waterfall.
*Timon: *narrate* We even bowl for porcupines. I got hurt with the quills. They really hurt like hedgehog quills. We even saw buzzards picking on Simba. We even got away with the buzzards and raised him.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* We took care of him. We feed him some grubs, water, play with him and the worst part, parenthood.
*Timon: *narrate* Parenthood was a lot of work. He also have to go anytime when it come to his nightmares. He even jumped on me one jump when we were playing tag.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* One day when we were sleeping on the nest, we watched Simba grow. We even have a Snail-slurping contest. It was Timon and Simba slurping at the snails at the same time.
*Timon: *narrate* One of them was full. I was full and i lost. Simba won.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* As Simba became an adult, we play around, swing on roots, look through the stars and rest one more time on the nest, until one day...
(Sudden cut to a snarling Nala pinning Simba down onto the ground with a WHUMP as Timon and Pumbaa watch with more scenes to be told about)
*Simba: *recognizing her* Nala?
*Nala: *backing off and recognizing him* Wooaah!
*Simba:	Waah!
*Nala: How did you...?
*Simba: But how did you...?
*Timon: *narrate* This is a disaster. A disaster i say.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* They've finally found each other like two soulmates joined across the years by the bonds of true love.
*Timon: *narrate* She's going to put a stake right through the heart of our Hakuna Matata!
*Pumbaa: *narrate* We did something. A plan to make them not feel the love tonight.
*Timon: *narrate* We start the trick to stop Simba from falling in love. We tried with using spiders, using a dart and using a bee hive to make them stop the love. But it was all a failure!
*Pumbaa: *narrate* We tried to use the vine to make them trip. We got twisted. We actually made them feel the love tonight and ruined our day.
*Timon: *narrate* But that's not all. We had a little argument and saw them break up. We head out back because of a storm. Rest a little and had a talk with Nala the same time as Rafiki show up to warn us about Simba.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* We also had a fight and break up too.
*Timon: *narrate* I was all along. No one to talk to me and take care of me. Rafiki came to imitate me. I imitate him back and reach out to chase my friends to the Pride Lands to help Simba beat Scar. Pumbaa was doing his little slow-running thing like Simba and i show up to comfort him and reunite together.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* It was no love story. We then whip some grass to catch up with Simba and Nala.
*Timon: *narrate* I did the hula and thought, it was kinda funny and, embarrassing at the same time. Ah, forget it. I hate my old self.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* We ran from the hyenas and blow out a big gas burst to make them go away. From my feet, it crumbles on the ground and Timon's Ma and Uncle Max show up.
*Timon: *narrate* It was a relief! It's like I haven't seen them in years. The Battle of Pride Rock was about to start from that big thunder shock and we reach all the way to join the fight against the hyenas.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* We did save a hornbill from being trapped on that little skeleton cage. Then rush to see Simba chasing Scar. We have to distract the hyenas so Ma and Uncle Max can make a big tunnel to trap the hyenas. We did a lot of tricks to them like juggling sticks and dishes, doing the cancan and freestyle!
*Timon: *narrate* Ma and Uncle Max show up to do the tunnel collapsing, but it didn't work it as usual. We thought we were going to get eaten alive to death. But i have to go down the hole and fix it myself to put an end to the hyenas as i break down the sticks myself and make the hyenas fall to the end! Simba also defeated Scar, throwing him off the rock as we finally saved the day.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* No. We saved the day together.
*Timon: *narrate* Oh, right. Ma thought i was dead, but i was just climbing up the rocks and saved myself. The Battle of Pride Rock is over as the rain came down, pouring water to clean the fire out from the damage. We saw Simba walk all the up to the edge of the rock and see him roar to the promised land. Every lion roar. It was a celebration that we watched Simba becoming the new king of the Pride Lands. If it weren't for Mufasa, Simba wouldn't be king.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* Things change and have to accept what the world offer us. At the end, we came to the colony and Timon was hailed as a hero!
(After the Battle of Pride Rock, Timon, Pumbaa, Ma and Uncle Max return to the colony to honor Timon as a brave hero after trapping the hyenas down to the hole in the Pride Lands)
*Ma: My son Timon is a hero. He finally throw all the hyenas out of the way and became the bravest hero we ever known.
*Uncle Max: Cheers for my sonny boy! No longer a tunnel destroyer.
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Mody: Yeah!
*Dacey: You go boy.
*Monzo: He's still a tunnel klutz to me.
*Della: That's our boy.
*Pumbaa: You guys don't have to keep digging no more to hide from predators.
*Timon: We found a new home that you are going to love. You don't have to dig through the ground.
*Ma: Show us the dream home Timon. Your friends want to know.
*Timon: *takes Ma's hand* I'll show them right away as we move. *the camera dissolves to the rotating sweep that introduced the Jungle setting; Timon is now showing it off to Ma* Ta da!
(The colony has moved to the jungle where Timon and Pumbaa found as a dream house. They started preparing a bunch of tents and homes around the jungle with a tree tops village being set up. Timon, Ma and Pumbaa are watching a view of the waterfall in the jungle as Uncle Max and his meerkats are doing a session of tai-chi.)
*Ma: *awestruck* Ohhh!
*Timon:	Welcome to our new home... a predator-free environment.
*Ma: I gotta hand it to you. Timon. This place has everything!
*Timon:	Well, now that we're all here, it does. *hop on to Pumbaa with Ma as Pumbaa give them a ride around the place*
*Pumbaa: *narrate* We ended up celebrating. We had lots of fun like playing with grubs, setting up new homes, Simba making us shine and jump all the way in the pool as Uncle Max has a nice drink of a smoothie.
*Pat: Ooh, bravo!
*Stan: What happen next. Didn't you say you have to go somewhere?
*Timon: *narrate* Oh yes. Cause Simba just have a newborn cub on that day.
(On the day of Kiara's presentation, the animals celebrate in joy as most of the animals have returned to the Pride Lands following the end of Scar's reign. Animals cheer and celebrate with Timon and Pumbaa as Rafiki hold up Kiara with Simba and Nala smiling along with the other lions like Sarabi and Sarafina. "He Lives in You" briefly plays in that scene.)
*Timon: *narrate* We came back to the Pride Lands a few days later to see Kiara becoming the newborn princess of Pride Rock.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* We blew ourselves when he thought she was a boy like Fluffy.
*Timon: *narrate* Fluffy was never a name for the cub. It was another cub for another royal family. Also, she lives in us.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* The spirits live in us.
(The backstory ends as Pat and Stan clap for Timon and Pumbaa's backstory in the attic)
*Pat: That was so amazing. Wow, what a big triumph and long story.
*Stan: That's so emotional. Was Kion born on that day?
*Timon: Well, Kion was born a few years later after our encounter with Zira.
*Stan: Wait, who's Zira?
*Pumbaa: We don't want to talk about her. She's like the meanest lioness in the Outlands.
*Timon: She's already exiled. No one cares about her.
*Pat: What happen after the Zira encounter?
*Timon: Few years after raising Bunga, we even met you for the first time.
*Stan: We were on a search and you two were freaking out over something.
*Timon: At the end of the day, we beat up our enemies and save our day from being ruined.
*Stan: It was nice meeting you. First times are always a first impression.
*Pumbaa: The world is always going to live up on you.
*Timon: For the grub taste that shows!
*Pumbaa: It mean no worries for the rest of your days.
*Pat: Hakuna.
*Stan: Matata. *hug his friends*
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* A true friendship in the making. Friends stick together to the end. Ha ha ha.
THE END
==Trivia==
*Erik Tomas is based on YouTube motivational speaker Eric Thomas and is voiced by Eric Thomas who is based on the character itself.
**The names "Erik" and "Tomas" are inspired by Erik from Happy Feet Two and Tomas from Spyro: A Hero's Tail.
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