Annoying Orange: Going Walnuts/Transcript

Orange: (singing) You know I'm orange, I'm orange, I'm really really orange, and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again who's orange! (laughs) Hey! I didn't see you sitting there! Uhh...
Walnut: Yes?
Orange: What are you?
Walnut: I'm a walnut.
Orange: Hey, hey, Walnut!
Walnut: What?
Orange: Walnut! Hey!
Walnut: What?!
Orange: Knock knock.
Walnut: Who's there?
Orange: Knock knock.
Walnut: I already said "Who's there?"
Orange: Knock knock!
Walnut: Look, dude, knock it off.
Orange: Knock knock!
Walnut: Who is it already?
Orange: Knock knock!
Walnut: You know what? I don't CARE!!!!! I don't care who's at the door!
Orange: Knock knock!
Walnut: God, who is it already!?
Orange: Cash.
Walnut: Cash? Cash who?
Orange: Cashew? I though you are a walnut! (laughs)
Walnut: (sighs)
Orange: Geez, you really need to come out of your shell! (laughs)
Walnut: I'm a nut, not a turtle.
Orange: You're a nut? And they say I'm crazy! (laughs) Hey, hey, Walnut!
Walnut: If this is another knock knock joke...
Orange: You look familiar.
Walnut: Dude, I'm a walnut.
Orange: (confused) Don't I know you from somewhere?
Walnut: No, no, I- I think I'd remember that.
Orange: Ooooh I know! You're the guy who lives inside Lizardberry!
Walnut: What?
Orange: Don't you remember?
(A flashback begins showing a time when the day Orange met an avocado)
Orange: Hey, Hey, Lizardberry, Hey!
Avocado: Hey, for the last time, I'm not a Lizardberry.
Orange: Hey! Hey Lizardberry!
Avocado: What?
Orange: Knife!
(Avocado screams as he is getting cut by Knife)
Orange: Whoa! That guy's going to be dino-sore in the morning! (laughs) Oooooooooo, ow!
Avocado Pit: (he is cut out of Avocado and falls down) Free Willie!
Orange: What the heck?!
Avocado Pit: Hey! How's it going?
Orange: (screams)
Avocado Pit: (joins together with Orange's screaming, similar to Watermelon in Orange of July)
(flashback ends)
Walnut: What are you talking about!? That was an avocado, you idiot!
Orange: You're an avocado? Is that why Lizardberry ate you?
Walnut: No, I'm a walnut!
Orange: Wingnut?
Walnut: Walnut!
Orange: Walrus?
Walnut: WALNUT!!
Orange: Oh, walnut. Is that why you're so hard to crack? (laughs)
Walnut: Hey, don't even joke about that, man! Have you even seen a nutcracker?
Orange: Well, duh, he's right over there!
Nut Cracker: (Evil Laughing, Hyper Laugh)
Orange: Good thing he has a strait jacket!
Walnut: Uh, no, a nutcracker. you've never heard of a nutcracker?
Orange: Nutcracker? Sweet!
Walnut: No! It's not sweet! it's a death-dealing pair of metal tongs that'll split your head right open! Do you even know what that sounds like?
Orange: Knock knock.
Walnut: It's not a joke, man, I'm telling you, it's the worst way to go!
Orange: Knock knock!
Walnut: (groans)
Orange: Knock knock!
Walnut: What do you want?
Orange: Knock knock!
Walnut: GOD WHO IS IT ALREADY?
Orange: Squirrel.
Walnut: Squirrel? Squirrel who?
Orange: Squirrel!
(A squirrel comes and starts eating Walnut)
Walnut: No!
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