天才シンガー凡才シンガー (Tensai Singer Bonsai Singer)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
ギター片手に駅前公演 	gitaa katate ni ekimae kouen 	The unnoticed ordinary singer,
皮肉混じりの恋愛哀歌を 	hiniku majiri no renai aika wo 	with one hand, plays a love elegy
鳴かず飛ばずの凡才シンガー 	makazu tobazu no bonsai shingaa 	full of cynicism on his guitar
今日も一人がなってます 	kyou mo hitori ga nattemasu 	again all alone in front of the station
 	 	
期待外れの上京生活 	kitai hazure no joukyou seikatsu 	Living a lifestyle of disappointment from his dreams of Tokyo,
ちょっと夢見たアーティスト気取り 	chotto yumemita aatisuto kidori 	he dreamed of acting like a real artist
どうかサビまで聴いてよ ねえねえ 	douka sabi made kiite yo nee nee 	Hey, hey, could you please listen at least until the hook?
イカす曲だから 	ikasu kyoku dakara 	Come on, it’s a stylish song
 	 	
醒めないベタな願望 	samenai betana ganbou 	He won’t wake up from his cliched hopes
売れて売れて 好きだと言ってよリスナー 	urete urete suki da to itte yo risunaa	Listener, buy it, buy it, and say you like it
冗談みたいに言うもんだ 	joudan mitai ni iu mon da 	Are you saying it like a joke?
「ねえ 君を人気にしてあげる」 	「nee kimi wo ninki ni shiteageru」 	「Hey, I’ll make you popular」
なら 是非 ほら今すぐ 	nara zehi hora imasugu 	If so, then by all means, do it right now
 	 	
天才シンガー 夢のうたかた 	tensai shingaa yume no utakata 	His dreams of becoming a genius singer are transient
紡ぐ紡ぐ歌は軒並み 	tsumugu tsumugu uta wa nokinami 	The song he spins and spins reaches every house
電波に乗って時代に乗って 	denpa ni notte jidai ni notte 	riding the radio waves, riding the era,
大漁ね 	tairyou ne 	it’s a big catch!
 	 	
天才シンガー なのにどうして 	tensai shingaa nanoni doushite 	Why are unpopular songs which should be boring
つまらんはずの 売れない歌が 	tsumaran wazu no urenai uta ga 	going around and around in my head
頭の中で ぐるぐる回る 	atama no naka de guruguru mawaru 	even though I’m a genius singer?
世界を股に 天才シンガー 	sekai wo mata ni tensai shingaa 	Travel the world, genius singer!
 	 	
やってきました全国流通 	yattekimashita zenkoku ryuutsuu 	The time for nation-wide distribution has finally arrived
これは売れます byプロデューサー 	kore wa uremasu by prodyuusaa 	This will definitely sell, by “producer”
ちょっと疲れた業界空気 	chotto tsukareta gyoukai kuuki 	The industry’s atmosphere is a bit tiring,
たまの休みに息抜き 	tama no yasumi ni ikinuki 	taking a break only during occasional holidays
 	 	
ギター片手に駅前公演 	gitaa katate ni ekimae kouen 	He tries playing the ordinary songs that he’d missed from long ago
昔懐かし凡才ソングを 	mukashi idakashi bonsai songu wo 	with one hand at the front of the station
がなれがなれと息吸い込めど 	ganare ganare to musuko suikomedo 	but no matter how much he shouts and breathes,
思い出せなくて 	omoidasenakute 	he still can’t remember
 	 	
くだらん筈のバラードは 	kudaran hazu no baraado wa 	This stupid ballad
君が好きって言った最後のナンバー 	kimi ga suki tte itta saigo no nanbaa 	is the last number, which you said you liked
売れない地味な音楽は 	urenai jimi na ongaku wa 	After all this time, it finally seems
もう今更 歌う権利は 	mou imasara utau kenri wa 	like this unpopular, plain music
どうやら無い様です 	douyara nai you desu 	no longer has the right to be sung
 	 	
天才シンガー 夢のうたかた 	tensai shingaa yume no utakata 	His dreams of becoming a genius singer are transient
紡ぐ紡ぐ流行全線 	tsumugu tsumugu ryuukou zensen 	Spinning and spinning fashionable lines
ジャージを穿けばこれがオシャレの 	jaaji wo hakeba kore ha oshare no 	If he puts on a jersey, it’ll become
最先端 	saisentan 	the latest fashion
 	 	
天才シンガー なのにどうして 	tensai shingaa nanoni dosushite 	Why are you tilting, tilting your head
君は君は首を傾げ 	kimi wa kimi wa kubi wo kashige 	even though I’m a genius singer?
レトルト食品頬張るように 	retoruto shokuhin hoobaru youni 	To stuff his cheeks with packaged food,
聞き流された 天才シンガー 	kikinagasareta tensai shingaa 	he ignored them, the genius singer
 	 	
天才シンガー 夢のうたかた 	tensai shingaa yume no utakata 	His dreams of becoming a genius singer are transient
紡ぐ紡ぐ 社会現象 	tsumugu tsumugu shakai genshou 	spinning and spinning a social phenomenon
子供の頃に憧れたのは 	kodomo no koro ni akogareta no wa 	What did I want
なんだっけな 	nandakke na 	as a child, again?
 	 	
天才シンガー 今更ながら 	tensai shingaa imasara nagara 	The genius singer, after all this time
くだらんはずの 売れない歌が 	kudaran wazu no urenai uta ga 	has that unpopular, stupid song
あの日の君が あの日の君が 	ano hi no kimi ga ano hi no kimi ga 	and the you of that day, the you of that day
ぐるぐる回る 天才シンガー 	guruguru meguru tensai shingaa 	spin around and around
就職活動 始めなくちゃなあ 	shuushoku katsudou hajimenakucha naa 	I’ve gotta start searching for a job, don’t I?
 	 	
ギター片手に駅前公演 	gitaa katate ni ekimae kouen 	The unnoticed ordinary singer,
皮肉混じりの恋愛哀歌を 	hiniku majiri no renai aika wo 	with one hand, plays a love elegy
鳴かず飛ばずの凡才シンガー 	hakazu tobazu no bonsai shingaa 	full of cynicism on his guitar
今日も一人がなってます 	kyou mo hitori ga nattemasu 	again all alone in front of the station
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following album:
*PANDORA VOXX -complete-
==External Links==
===Official===
*Official Website
===Unofficial===
*Papercoleena - Lyrics Source
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