The Magic Windmill

The Magic Windmill is an electronic device created by Po to determine the weather conditions in Teletubby Land.
It was supposed to be shaped like an upside down star, because the Teletubbies are evil, but then got changed into a swastika because their bosses, the BBC were a Nazi group. The wheel accidentally was made with magical powers that can turn people into Tubby Toast. The Magic Windmill is no longer used to determine the weather, since it could never get it right, but is used to kill people instead. Anyone who sees it (not through a televison) usually dies or gets put into a 8 year hyper-sleep. It's good equivalent is thy Holy Windmill.
The entire Magic Windmill toppled over during The Great Teletubby Land Massacre, so it was replaced with the Magic Windmill 2.0, this new model also turns people into Tubby Custard and Stickmen. 120 years later, it was replaced again with the Magic Windmill 3.0 that shoots out Tubby Custard when the Teletubbies make it do so. It can also function as a rocket when needed, if the Teletubbies might need to get away, which they haven't used yet. It includes room for a Tubby Bomb which they will use if they ever need to when the windmill is in flight, and it can store over 9000 Teletubbies.
== Stuff TMW 3.0 can do ==
* Turn into a rocket
* Store a Tubby Bomb
* Have room for Noo-Noo
* Have room for the Tubby-tron 3000
* Carry up to OVER 9000 Teletubbies, including Asplode Asplode Asplode Tinky Winky and Telephobia.
* Shoot out Tubby Custard through the blades
* Have room for a Mini Tubby Fighter Mech
* Have room for a Wa-Machine
* Store 50 gallons of Tubby Custard
* Store lots of Tubby Toast
* Start a War
* Have room for 10 whole Teletubby Armies
* Have room for PO COOTAH
* Pack the whole Tubbytronic Superdome into it
* Shrink the whole UnWorld
* Shake all of Teletubby Land
* Spawn lots of Numberjacks
* Summon 1000's of Numberblocks 
* Summon Implode Tinky Winky
* Summon The Tubby God
* Summon OVER 9000 Robbie Rotten clones
* Very loud Steamulator horn
* Bulge
* Become a Robot
* And much more
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