Cabin Of Kelp (Aubster100's Version)/Transcript

* [The episode begins at Mrs. Puff's Boating School. Sandy, Karen, and Mrs. Puff are getting ready for a camping trip in the kelp forest.]
* Mrs. Puff: [laughs while reading a camping brochure] We are going to have so much fun! A weekend in a cabin in the woods with the Gal Pals!
* Sandy, Karen, and Mrs. Puff: Gal Pals! Yeah!
* [Mrs. Puff takes out a Krabby Patty and goes to eat it.]
* Karen: [takes the Krabby Patty from Mrs. Puff] Oh a Krabby Patty! [squeezes its juice in the boatmobile's engine] Perfect.
* Mrs. Puff: [grossed out] Ugh.
* Karen: The engine needed greasing. [closes the boatmobile's hood]
* Sandy: [lassos the trailer towards her] Congratulations, Mrs. Puff! [hooks the trailer on the boatmobile] Your boat and trailer just got hitched! [puts a bride tiara and groom hot on both the boatmobile and trailer, throws some confetti and shares a good laugh with Karen and Mrs. Puff]
* Mrs. Puff: [checks her watch] Hmm, I wonder what's keeping our newest Gal Pal?
* [Meanwhile, the newest member of the Gal Pals, Pearl Krabs, is skipping down the road with her backpack.]
* Pearl: This is gonna be so funny. The Gal Pals will obviously try to prank the newbie, but this newbie is gonna prank them right back. [laughs]
* SpongeBob: [pops out of Pearl's backpack] Boo! Who likes eggs? [laughs]
* Pearl: Not now, SpongeBob. [stuffs SpongeBob back in her backpack] Wait until you're around the campfire. And you're supposed to act scary, not lame.
* SpongeBob: Oh scary. Got it! Wait until the fire then make with the scary. [makes goofy faces and weird noises]
* Pearl: [pushes SpongeBob in her backpack] Keep working on it. [meets up with Sandy, Karen, and Mrs. Puff]
* Sandy: Here comes our newest member!
* Sandy, Karen, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl: Gal Pals! Yeah!
* [The four girls share a good laugh.]
* Sandy: Here, let me get your bag. [takes Pearl's backpack and throws it in the trailer]
* [The girls stuff the trailer with many camping supplies: tents, sleeping bags, sporting equipment, lanterns, pillows, extra blankets, umbrellas, food, a grill, swimwear, and suitcases with extra clothing. SpongeBob peaks his eyes out through all those camping supplies just as the trailer door closed.]
* SpongeBob: Nice and cozy.
* [The girls climb in the boatmobile and begin driving away to the kelp forest.]
* Sandy, Karen, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl: ♪We're Gal Pals and, yes, we shall conquer the world one day! We're no sea bunnies, we're smart and funny and we demand equal pay! We'll shout "Gal Pals" right into your ear canal and bang it on a drum! We're sweet and nice, but take our advice cross us and you'll be chum!♪
* [The girls' singing comes to an abrupt halt when they see a moose snail in the middle of the road. They let the moose snail cross and drive away while sharing another good laugh.]
* Mrs. Puff: Ooh, this is gonna be so much fun! We're gonna have a real adventure with our newbie, aren't we, ladies?
* [Sandy, Karen, and Mrs. Puff snicker quietly together. Pearl makes a nervous laugh and share another good laugh with the others. Pearl quietly snickers to herself for the prank she planned on her own. Suddenly, the trailer hits a bump and gets unhooked by the boatmobile. The trailer skidded off the road and rolls down into a ditch filled with mud. SpongeBob, feeling sick, climbs out of the trailer, falls into the mud, and starts sinking.)
* Spongebob: That can't be good! Trailer, save me!
* (Spongebob tries to grab the trailer, but it sinks, causing Spongebob to submerge. The episode then cuts to the group.)
** Mrs. Puff: Here we are.
** Sandy: [notices the trailer is gone] Uh-oh, looks like we lost something.
** Pearl: [gasps] Oh no, my backpack! This is the worst thing that could ever happen! [cries a river of tears]
** Karen: [comforts Pearl] Aww, there, there, sweetie. It's just a backpack. We can buy you a new one. It's not like losing a friend.
** Pearl: [stops crying and whimpers; to the audience.] She must be psychic. [resumes crying]
** Sandy: Aww, heck, we'll just have to rough it! [opens the door and sees the cabin a complete mess; there are bones, algae, toadstools, cobwebs, a wolfworm who steals a bone and runs off, and the floor and ceiling are decaying] All right, gals, let's not just hang here like mama's washing! Time to gussy up the place!
** [The scene changes to the cabin looking good as new. It now has a radio with stereo equipment, new wallpaper, a lamp, some beanbag chairs, a sofa, a dining table with chairs, a chandelier, some new windows, and a refrigerator filled with many kinds of food.]
** Karen: Good thing we have a Texas tornado among the Gal Pals. Who knew you could use a jellyfish as a recharger. [grabs a jellyfish and recharges herself with its stingers] Oh, yeah. [sighs and faints]
** Sandy: Yep, nature always provides.
** Mrs. Puff: [sets a cornucopia with food in it on the table] Hey, where's the newbie?
** [Pearl is outside the cabin trying to contact with SpongeBob on her cellphone.]
** Pearl: Oh...Oh, please, SpongeBob, be all right. [dials the number on her cellphone]
** (The cellphone dosen't answer.)
** Pearl: Oh no. Spongebob's in danger!
** Sandy: Everybody calm down. At least we can relax.
** Karen: Okay.. I'll go get the kelp cocoa. Maybe that'll take our mind off of Spongebob.
** (Later...)
*** Mrs. Puff: [slurps some kelp cocoa] Oh, this kelp cocoa is delicious.
*** Karen: [scans her kelp cocoa] Yeah, my sensors indicate an agreeable flavor. [dumps her kelp cocoa on the ground]
*** Sandy: [grabs a flashlight] Okay, Gal Pals, [turns it on and leans it to her helmet] it's time to initiate our newest member. [turns it off and puts a Gal Pal necklace on Pearl]
*** Mrs. Puff: You are now a Gal Pal.
*** Pearl: That's it? Just this necklace? No swats or parading around in my PJ's? No tryin' to scare me with urban legends?
*** Sandy: Why would we do that?
*** Karen: Yeah, we like you.
*** Mrs. Puff: We haven't had a forth member since that incident with Flibberty Gibbet. I—[gets her mouth shut by Sandy]
*** Sandy: Puff! Shh.
*** Pearl: Who's "Slippery Giveth"?
*** Sandy: Oh Flibberty Gibbet. She was the fourth member of our group. We had a fight with her years ago right here at this very cabin one dark and stormy night. [thunder crashes in her eyes]
*** Mrs. Puff: We don't even remember what the fight was about.
*** [While Sandy, Karen, and Mrs. Puff explain, their shadows tell every detail of the argument they had with Flibberty Gibbet.]
*** Sandy: It sure was a humdinger of an argument!
*** Karen: She went bananas and vowed to destroy any and all the Gal Pals. [the green line on her screen turns red]
*** Mrs. Puff: Then she just ran off into these woods!
*** Sandy: Some say she's still out there, all hot-headed and waiting to get her revenge. [hides in her suit]
*** Karen: That's her pendant you're wearing.
*** Pearl: [looks at the pendant and sees Flibberty Gibbet's name on it] "Flibberty Gibbet"?! [screams in fear, takes off the necklace and throws it away] Why did you give me that? Why did you take me here?! [Sandy, Karen, and Mrs. Puff laugh; Pearl blushes and laughs as well] Thanks gals, you got me. But I knew you were gonna prank me.
*** Karen: Sure you did.
*** Mrs. Puff: You should have seen your face.
*** Sandy: We got you good!
*** [While the girls are talking, a creepy hand comes out and takes the pendant.]
*** Pearl: [laughs] Mm, Gal Pals.
*** [All of a sudden, the girls hear scary sounds from within the trees. Sandy, Karen, and Mrs. Puff huddle together in fear.]
*** Sandy: [gasps] What was that?
*** Pearl: 'Kay, you can stop trying to scare me. I know Flipperty Giblets is a prank.
*** Karen: Flibberty Gibbet is partly true.
*** Mrs. Puff: She was a Gal Pal. We did have a fight with her.
*** Sandy: And she did run off into these woods.
*** Pearl: Wait, that was all the parts!
*** [The scary sounds are getting louder. Sandy, Karen, and Mrs. Puff quiver in fright.]
*** Sandy: Who was that?
*** (The bushes rustle, only to reveal Gary.) Karen: Gary, what are you doing here?
*** (Gary does a gesture that says, "Follow me." The Gal Pals move to the place where the trailer crashed. Everybody gasps, realizing where the trailer went.)
*** Sandy: Oh no! The newbie was inside that trailer!
*** Karen: Someone get a stick! Save him!
*** (Mrs. Puff grabs a long stick and sticks it into the pit. They all pull, until Spongebob is rescued, covered with the muck.)
*** Karen: Are.. you okay?
*** (Sandy puts his ear on Spongebob. Luckily, he has a heartbeat.)
*** Sandy: He's still alive. Quickly, to the hospital!
*** Pearl: But we're still in the forest. How about we take him to the cabin, extract all the mud out, and save him?
*** (Everybody agrees, as they all move to the cabin. Pearl quickly cleans him, and puts him on the bed. as he puts a vacuum in one of his pores. She sets the suction to "Low" in order to not accidentally suck out his organs.)
*** Sandy: I can't believe we abandoned Spongebob like that! We just forgot about him when the trailer detatched!
*** Pearl: It's okay. It was an accident. Let's never talk about this again after this, okay?
*** Sandy: Sure.
*** (Just a few minutes later, Spongebob is finally awake. His lungs is heavy, and he feels strange.) Spongebob: Gary...? is... that... you?
*** (Gary meows.)
*** Spongebob: How did you get here? Am I home? Where am i?
*** Pearl: Oh thank neptune! He made it out alive!
*** (Everybody looks down at him.)
*** Mrs. Puff: Looks like we're gonna have to end the trip early. Spongebob needs to get home. His friend might be worried sick!
*** (Everybody runs to the car, puts the sick Spongebob on the chair, and they drive home.)
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