House of Fancyson Avenue/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: June 7, 2003
Episode Copyrighted: 2002
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
The scene begins at the Krusty Krab on a very slow day. Squidward is sleeping at his post and SpongeBob is learning the psychology of a Krabby Patty. Mr. Krabs then enters which wakes Squidward up.
Mr. Krabs: All Krusty Krab employees straight to me office! Pronto!
Squidward Tentacles: Is it important, cause if it is not, you will pay the price for interrupting my dream I had of being a famous musician! Lori?!
Lori Loud: *crosses my arms* Yeah!
Mr. Krabs: Oh quit your whining Mr. Squidward, just get in me office with the boy, it's very much important!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Everything is important at the Krusty Krab Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles: Was I talking to you?
The two enter the cheapskate's office and take seats.
Mr. Krabs: Now as you may have noticed, we have been falling behind quite a bit in terms of sales and customers.
Squidward Tentacles: This matters to me how?
Mr. Krabs: But I then received a call from a very influential person, and he can save the slump we have fallen ourselves into by doing some chores for him. 
Lori Loud: *gets sarcastic* Wait let me guess, Mermaid Man wants us to floss his toenails, or Barnacle Boy wants us to regulate his bath temperature, no no, wait… the mayor wants me to scrub his toilet again! I knew this would be a waste of time!
Mr. Krabs: I wasn’t talking about those freeloaders, I was talking about Squilliam Fancyson!
Squidward Tentacles: *immediately gets stunned and my nose shrivels up* Sq.q.q.q.ui.l.l.l.l.ammmm?
Lincoln Loud: Squilliam Fancyson?! What a nice guy! That's awesome!
Squidward Tentacles: NO! No! No! No! I am not doing chores for that moron!
Mr. Krabs: Is this stupid rivalry seriously still going on, it's been years since ye went to school, like come on.
Squidward Tentacles: You’re asking me to serve and forgive the same man that beat me to a pulp for my clothes, pushed me into the sea lion exhibit while on a field trip to the Bikini Bottom Zoo, fed me live seahorse defecation…
Time card reading "60 Minutes Later"
French Narrator: 60 minutes later.
Squidward Tentacles: Wedgied me until my backside is now a sensitive side, stored dirty magazines in my planner so I could get detention and….
Mr. Krabs: OK, WE GET IT! You were bullied!
Squidward Tentacles: Exactly! Not serving my childhood bully!
Lincoln Loud: Oh come on Squid! Why don’t you make amends, forget that um.. past.. and try to form a better relationship.
Squidward Tentacles: Zip it Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: *remains silent*
Lori Loud: *practices some golf*
Mr. Krabs: She's practicing some golf, Mr. Squidward. What is it going to take for you to come with us to cater to the richest man in town?
Squidward Tentacles: Hmmm, well you coul…
Mr. Krabs: Not paying you me money!
Squidward Tentacles: Then bye! *exits the door*
Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob SquarePants: *looks at each other*
Squidward Tentacles: *returns to my post to catch some Z's*
Suddenly, he is bagged and tied up by his boss and adversary and brought out to Mr. Krabs’ boat.
Slide transition to the backyard of the Loud House.
Lincoln Loud: Um, uh, Squidward? Maybe you should just—
Squidward Tentacles: *ignores Lincoln* Shut it, Lincoln. Golf is a sophisticated sport. And, well, when I think of the word “sophisticated,” I definitely don’t think of you.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Are you saying you would beat me at a sport? You, of all people?
Leni Loud: *frantically* Guys, there’s no need to—
Lori Loud: That’s exactly what I’m saying, Lynn Loud Junior. *taps the ball, which rolls smoothly into the cup*
She gives Lynn a smug grin.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *sulks* Lucky shot.
Lori Loud: Oh, you think you can do better?
Lynn Loud Jr.: Oh, I know! No one can beat Lynn Loud at any sport!
Lori Loud: Wanna bet?
Lori and Lynn glare at each other for a few seconds before Mr. Krabs steps in-between them.
Mr. Krabs: Girls, settle down. There’s no need to fight. Why can’t you just accept that you’re both good at sports?
Lynn Loud Jr.: No way! There is no chance in the world that Ms. Prissy Pants over here can beat me at my own game!
Lori Loud: I’ve literally been playing this game for longer than you’ve been alive!
Squidward Tentacles: I can't wait to see Squilliam.
Leni Loud: *starts counting on my fingers* Wait, is that true? I could’ve sworn you started playing golf when you were five. And I think Lynn was alive back then.
Lori Loud: *exasperated* Leni, you’re not helping.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *looks at SpongeBob, then at Leni* 
After a moment’s pondering, a lightbulb goes off in her head, and a mischievous grin crosses her face.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Tell you what, Lori? You sound pretty confident in your golfing skills. How about we have a little contest?
Lori Loud: You want to challenge me to a round of golf? *scoffs* No sweat.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Hang on. Haven’t finished yet. *reaches over and drags Lincoln close* We’ll make it four on four. Me, SpongeBob, Squilliam and Lincoln against you, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Leni.
Lincoln Loud: What?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Why do we have to be part of this?!
Leni Loud: Yeah! Like, I don’t know how to play golf! I don’t even know where left field is!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *smugly* Oh, don’t worry, Leni. You’ve got the best teacher in the world, apparently. *smirks at Lori* Isn’t that right, Lori?
Lori Loud: *stares at Lynn for a moment before a confident smile crosses my face* If you’re trying to scare me, it’s not gonna work. I’ll teach Leni everything I know, and we’ll literally wipe the floor with you!
Lynn Loud Jr.: How about we make it official? Say, Saturday at Hole In One-derland? And the loser has to do the winner’s chores for a month.
Lori Loud: Oh it is on, Lynn Loud.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Great! We tee off at noon on Saturday.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *spits into my hand, offers my hand and extends it to Lori*
Lori Loud: *cringes at the display, but reluctantly shakes Lynn’s hand*
Lincoln Loud: *clears my throat* Um, don’t Leni and I get a say in this?
Lori and Lynn Loud Jr.: No!
Squidward Tentacles: I don't care, Lincoln! Just can it!
Lori Loud: C’mon, Leni. We’ve got a lot of ground to cover. After I wash my hands. *stomps off in a huff*
Leni Loud: *gives Lincoln a sheepish shrug before following her*
Lynn Loud Jr.: Heh. This’ll be a piece of cake. C’mon, Sponge and Linc!
She grabs SpongeBob and Lincoln by the arm and rushes off. Before Lincoln is dragged away, he looks at the camera and sighs.
Lincoln Loud: This won’t end well. *disappears in a cloud of dust*
As he’s dragged off by Lynn.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps* Lincoln?!
Slide transition cuts to the Krusty Krew pulling up in front of Fancyson Manor. Squidward is finally unbagged and a piece of duct tape that was on his mouth is ripped off.
Squidward Tentacles: OWWWW!! You barnacle heads! Both of you will go to jail!!
Mr. Krabs: We kidnapped you for your own good Squidward! You need to stop being self-conscious.
Squidward Tentacles: And you need to stop being a cheapskate.
Mr. Krabs: *grabs a wooden club* Mind saying that again, didn’t catch what you said.
Leni Loud: Knock it off! Squilliam's coming!
Squilliam Fancyson, worth a billion dollars, walks up to the Krusty Krew already having his signature cocky smile and already specifically focusing on Squidward.
Squilliam Fancyson: Well, well, well, if it isn’t my old High School buddy, Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles: *nervously* H.H.H.Hi Squilliam.
Squilliam Fancyson: Look I may have made your feeble and failure of a life even more miserable than originally intended but I truly would like the catering of your restaurant today.
Squidward Tentacles: Oh well uh..
Squilliam Fancyson: Oh wait… my mistake, not your restaurant! A lousy dump that smells like sweaty gym socks!
Mr. Krabs: *winks at SpongeBob and Lincoln to make them know that's the reason why that is*
Some of Squilliam's following arrives.
Squilliam Fancyson: And said dump's employees also consist of a fat old pirate crab who steals from charity every Saturday, a naive Sponge who's yellow and then you… a.k.a, the product of failed plastic surgery.
The following laughs hysterically, Squidward feels like jumping off Ripper's Reef.
Squilliam Fancyson: Haha, oh good times…. okay, enough filler, time to get to work. Krabs, go and work on my chimney. Look at Lori go.
Screen cuts to Lori playing miniature golf.
Squilliam Fancyson: *offscreen* She's playing miniature golf.
Lori Loud: *plays golf*
Screen cuts back to Krusty Krew.
Mr. Krabs: But I thought you were ordering ye food.
Squilliam Fancyson: Am I richer than you?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah
Squilliam Fancyson: Then do as I say peasant!
Mr. Krabs: Yes sir. *goes to find a ladder*
Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squilliam!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ooh, ooh, what can we do, Squilliam?!!
Squilliam Fancyson: Go and….. continuously punch yourselves in the face until I say stop.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *takes boxing gloves made of spikes and begins punching and tickling ourselves*
Squilliam Fancyson: And….. Squiddy!
Squidward Tentacles: *agitated* What?!
Squilliam Fancyson: You… will floss my toes! *shows my toes that have fungus, puss, ants and barnacles all over it*
Squidward Tentacles: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!! Ew.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Gross.
Squidward Tentacles: *enters Fancyson Manor after Squilliam*
Slide transition cuts to the Loud House.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Forget the Duchess of Darkness. You’re not too shabby with a club, Linc. I just know that together, we’ll beat the pants off of Lori and Leni.
Squilliam Fancyson: I wouldn’t be so sure about that, Lynn.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *turns to see Squidward, Squilliam, Lori and Leni, both dressed in their golfing outfits, then sneers* Oh? And what makes you think you have a shot against us?
Lori Loud: You mean besides the fact that I’ve been playing this game longer than you, and that I was good enough to make it onto the Varsity Golf team when I was just a freshman?
Lynn Loud Jr.: That doesn’t mean anything when you’re going up against a sports legend, Squidward. Besides, what about Leni?
Squidward Tentacles: What about her? She’s learning the game. *turns to Leni* Aren’t you?
Leni Loud: Yeah. Um, kinda. I mean, like, I still don’t get the whole “less points is good” thing…
Squidward Tentacles: *palms my face* Leni, I want you to listen carefully. When it takes fewer tries to get the ball in the hole, that’s a good thing. Therefore, you want a low score. I’ve explained this to you a bazillion times; what about it is so hard to understand?!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *snickers, prompting a dirty look from Squidward* Yeah, okay. Sure. Leni is so ready for Saturday.
Squilliam Fancyson: Saturday?
Mr. Krabs: What?
Leni Loud: *brightly* Do you really think so?
Squidward Tentacles: *deadpans* I don’t care what Squilliam says; one of these days, we really need to teach you about sarcasm. *turns back to Lynn* Anyway, scoff if you must. Because once Saturday rolls around, you’ll be singing a different tune.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *snorts and places my golf ball on the tee*
She then proceeds to line up her shot.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Somehow, I doubt it, Squidward. How about I give you a taste of what you’re up against? *draws back her club* Fore! *whacks the ball with all my might, sending it sailing over the backyard*
Mr. Grouse is trimming his hedges when the ball arcs down and smacks him in the head.
Mr. Grouse: Ow! *glares at the heroes* Doggone it, Loud! And that crab and those two octopuses!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *hollers back* To be fair, I did yell “fore!” Um, can we have the golf ball back, please?
Lincoln Loud: *rolls my eyes* Here it comes…
Mr. Grouse: Not a chance! My yard, my property!
Lincoln Loud: And there it is.
Mr. Grouse: *stomps back inside with the golf ball*
Lynn Loud Jr.: *gives Lincoln a dirty look* “Let’s play outside,” you said. “It’s so much safer,” you said!
Lori Loud: *giggles* Oh, wow. I’m so threatened by the way you can hit the ball out of bounds.
Leni Loud: Why would you be threatened by that?
Squilliam Fancyson: *sighs and pats Leni on the head* I’ll explain later. *turns to Lynn* Now, if you’ll excuse us, Lori and Leni have some actual golfing to do. *walks off*
Leni Loud: *gives Lincoln a sheepish smile* Don’t worry, Lincoln. If Squilliam wins, I won’t make you do all of my chores for a month.
Lincoln Loud: I… didn’t think you would, Leni.
Leni Loud: *shrugs* Just thought I’d let you know.
With that, Leni walks off.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *crosses my arms and growls* Stupid Squilliam. He's Squidward's arch-enemy. He thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips, but we’ll show him. Right, Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, refresh my memory. Why are you dragging me into this? Heck, why are you dragging Leni into this?
Lynn Loud Jr.: ‘Cause you’re both golf newbies. Duh.
Lincoln Loud: You just said I was not too shabby with a club.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *shrugs* That just means you’ve got potential. Which is good, because I doubt Leni is half the golfer you are.
The scene cuts to Squidward getting rid of the last of the garbage off Squilliam's toes. Squilliam is reading Rich Tycoon's Digest, while in a new warm robe, relaxing on his diamond couch and planning to watch a show on his Gold Television soon. Squidward tries to escape but is stopped.
Squilliam Fancyson: Hey hey, I didn’t say you could leave yet.
Squidward Tentacles: And why not? I flossed your toes like you said!
Squilliam Fancyson: Did you get inside my toenail, or how about my heels??
Squidward Tentacles: I flossed it all! Now can I leave with the dignity I have left?
Squilliam Fancyson: First of all, you never had dignity, and second of all, my next cater I want is to repaint this room!
Squidward Tentacles: Why? It's fine as is.
Squilliam Fancyson: Paint!
Squidward Tentacles: *angrily mutters some very inappropriate words under my breath that are not clear enough to hear*
Squilliam Fancyson: *shakes my head* Loser.
Mr. Krabs: *from the distance* Hey Squilliam?
Squilliam Fancyson: Yes?
Mr. Krabs: I finished cleaning the chimney? Do you want ye food now?
Squilliam Fancyson: Not quite, I now want you to clean the subatomic particles.
Mr. Krabs: That is impossible.
Squilliam Fancyson: So will be my order, unless if you get on with my request!
Mr. Krabs: ….. I’ll be a while.
Squidward Tentacles: *then enters the room again with a twitch and angry look on my face and has got the paint*
Lori Loud: Squidward, why are you so angry?
Some time passes. Then he finishes.
Squidward Tentacles: Ok, is this good?
Squilliam Fancyson: *sees a Victorian style* Nah.
Now a porcelain style.
Squilliam Fancyson: Ugly.
A Neptune style.
Squilliam Fancyson: Too braggadocious.
King Neptune is in the background trying to resist himself from blasting Squilliam out of existence with his trident. And finally, the same style as before.
Squilliam Fancyson: Perfection!
Squidward Tentacles: This is the same as before!
Squilliam Fancyson: *puts one of my diamonds, then stores in my nose onto the wall to make it different and make Squidward look like an idiot*
Squidward Tentacles: ……. Can I go now?
Squilliam Fancyson: Fine… you never were fun anyway.
Leni Loud: Yay, Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles: *gets ready to leave but then thinks of something and smiles deviously* Wait.. I want some more jobs.
Squilliam Fancyson: *surprised* Really now? Ok…. soap my boat.
Squidward Tentacles: On it! *decides to use some reverse psychology*
Slide transition cuts to the golf course, where Leni is still reading her “How 2 Golf” book while Lori practices her swing.
Leni Loud: So, like, it’s a race to see who gets their ball into the hole first?
Lori Loud: Yep.
Leni Loud: And each time you try to get the ball in the hole, you get a point.
Lori Loud: Technically, it’s called a “stroke,” but yeah, pretty much.
Leni Loud: So that’s why you don’t want a lot of points!
Lori Loud: *cheerfully* Now you’re getting it!
Leni Loud: I am? Yay~! *claps my hands excitedly before a thought strikes her* But, why didn’t you just say that before?
Lori’s eye twitches.
Lori Loud: I did say that be— *sighs* Never mind.
Squilliam Fancyson: Let’s see your swing.
Leni Loud: Um, okay. *takes a golf club out of the bag* Approach. Head down. Arms straight. *gives the golf ball a friendly wave* Hello, ball!
Squidward Tentacles: *rolls my eyes* Ugh…
Leni Loud: *starts to line up my shot*
She looks over at the flag, then down at the ball. She begins to gyrate her hips and roll her shoulders back. She continues this odd dance for a few seconds before Lori starts losing her patience.
Squidward Tentacles: *gets angry* LENI!
Lori Loud: C’mon already!
Leni Loud: *flinches and nearly drops my club*
Leni Loud: Sorry, Squidward! I just… I don’t want to hit the ball after saying “hello” to it! That’d be rude!
Squidward Tentacles: *facepalms and let out a frustrated growl*
Suddenly, his expression brightens as an idea hits her.
Squidward Tentacles: Okay, Leni. In the future, just forget about addressing the ball. You’re paying too much attention to it.
Leni Loud: But isn’t the ball the thing I want to go into the hole?
Squidward Tentacles: Yes, but you’re being too uptight about it.
Lori Loud: You want to relax. Here, I’m gonna teach you a little trick I learned when I started playing.
Leni Loud: *steps out of the way*
As Squilliam approaches the tee and lines up her shot.
Squilliam Fancyson: So, try to imagine that the ball is something you really want to hit. Observe. *draws back her club and whacks the ball with great force, sending it several yards away*
Squidward Tentacles: *scoffs* Hmph. Take that, Lynn.
Leni Loud: *gasps* Squidward! What a thing to say! Are you really that mad at her?!
Squidward Tentacles: Well, I… It’s not that… I was just… *tries in vain to explain myself*
But finds that even he doesn’t know where that outburst came from. Lori sighs.
Lori Loud: Look, that was just an example. I still love Lynn, absolutely. The point is, don’t think about the ball. Just picture it as something else.
Leni Loud: Um, if you say so.
Lori Loud: *sets up another ball*
Leni Loud: *begins to line up my shot*
After a few seconds, she sighs.
Leni Loud: I can’t do it, Lori. I can’t think of anyone I’d want to hurt that badly. And I don’t know why you’d want to hurt Lynn.
Lori Loud: Leni, I don’t want to hurt her. I just… *squirms a bit, clearly not wanting to continue the conversation*
Soon, another idea pops into Squilliam's head.
Squilliam Fancyson: OMG, Leni! There’s a spider on the ball!
Leni Loud: *shrieks* AH~! SPIDER~! *whacks the ball and sends it flying* It ends up landing just shy of the hole.
Squidward Tentacles: *grins from ear-to-ear*
Leni Loud: *pants* D-did I get it?
Squilliam Fancyson: Alright, Leni! Nice one!
Leni Loud: Nice on what?
Squilliam Fancyson: On the gre— You know what? It doesn’t matter. You’re getting good at this, Leni! I just know we’re gonna crush Lynn and Lincoln on Saturday!
Leni Loud: Um, yeah. Super. *sighs*
Slide transition cuts to Squidward getting rid of the last of the garbage off Squilliam's toes. Squilliam is reading Rich Tycoon's Digest, while in a new warm robe, relaxing on his diamond couch and planning to watch a show on his Gold Television soon. Squidward tries to escape but is stopped. A montage is then shown of Squidward happily soaping Squilliam's boat, taming his wild hound worms, cleaning the diamonds plus the mega large safe and finally cleaning out the gutters of more garbage.
Squidward Tentacles: *walks back into the mansion, all happy*
Squilliam Fancyson: *walks up* You seem happy, why is that?
Squidward Tentacles: Just want to serve you, like old times.
Squilliam Fancyson: That seems good.
Mr. Krabs: *walks up, completely coated in chimney dust and ashes. Okay the subatomic particles, atoms, molecules and those other voodoo thingies are all clean, now can you order some Krabby Patties so I can earn me some money?
Lincoln Loud: *then walks in, all dazed* Is this good enough Squilliam, I know you didn’t say stop. *faints*
Squilliam Fancyson: *answers Krabs’ question instead* I suppose, okay, I’ll order.
Squidward Tentacles: *grabs my order book* What do you want your majesty?
Squilliam Fancyson: I want a fat free Krabby Patty, seahorse ranch, an Iceberg Salad and some honesty.
Squidward Tentacles: $8.46…… WAIT….. We don’t serve honesty on the menu?
Squilliam Fancyson: That makes sense, since all you did for me, wasn’t honest now was it?
Squidward Tentacles: What are you saying right now?!
Squilliam Fancyson: You should’ve paid attention in school Squiddy… I know what reverse psychology is… you thought you could play my game…. nah…. you failed! And guess what, I never wanted a Krabby Patty in the first place! The day I order from the Krusty Dumpster, is the day I keel over….. with a couple million dollars of course!
Mr. Krabs however is the one to get mad instead.
Mr. Krabs: Wait.. you lied.. so we can do your housework for you as well as to undermine us to a new level?!!
Squilliam Fancyson: Isn’t that what I just said?
Mr. Krabs’ eyes turn boiling red with anger and he loses it and begins destroying Fancyson Manor.
Squilliam Fancyson: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Squidward Tentacles: *then gets heated up* Karma!
Squidward Tentacles: *kicks Squilliam in the groin making him yelp in pain*
Mr. Krabs and Squidward proceed to destroy Fancyson Manor with some methods such as Krabs lawn mowing all over Squilliam's walls glued with his self-portraits and Squidward chewing apart Fancyson's statue of his unibrow made of gilded doorknobs. Eventually, the mansion is reduced to rubble. Mr. Krabs, Lynn, SpongeBob, Lincoln, Squidward, Lori, Leni and Squilliam surface.
Mr. Krabs: Aha!
Screen cuts to Lori placing a golf ball on the tee.
Lori Loud: *places a golf ball on the tee and gestures to Leni*
Leni Loud: *approaches the ball and straightens out my stance*
She then gives the ball a friendly wave.
Leni Loud: Hello, ball!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln and Lynn Loud Jr.: *blinks in confusion before turning to Squidward*
Squidward Tentacles: Don’t ask. Don't care.
Leni then proceeds to do her little warm-up dance. After a few seconds, Lynn begins to grow impatient.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Squilliam? He lied, because he's going to jail for the next 30 days. You’re just delaying the inevitable, Leni! Just hit the freaking ball!
Lori Loud: *sighs* Spider…
Leni Loud: *shrieks* AH~! SPIDER~! *smacks Squilliam and the ball with all my might, landing a hole in one*
Squilliam Fancyson: Ow. *faints*
Lynn is flabbergasted.
Lynn Loud Jr.: How—?! But you—! How did you—? She shouldn’t have…
Squidward Tentacles: Well, looks like we win. *gives SpongeBob, Lynn and Lincoln a gentle smile* Good game, guys. You really gave us a run for our money.
Leni Loud: Yeah! You’re actually not that bad, Linky!
Slide transition cuts to a jail cell where SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Lincoln, Lori, Leni and Lynn are spending their time. Squilliam recovered in the Hospital.
Mr. Krabs: Bah!
Squidward Tentacles: Thanks cheapskate! Now we have to pay our dues!
Mr. Krabs: You destroyed the mansion as well!
Squidward Tentacles: But it wasn’t my idea!
Lincoln Loud: Enough arguing! Let's just spend the next 30 days in jail. Squilliam lied, which was wrong, but we also did bad stuff too. Nobody should ever go extreme on anything no matter what the issue is, it never solves anything.
Mr. Krabs: Unless, if it is self-defense.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles, Lincoln, Lori, Leni and Lynn Loud Jr.: Good point.
Squilliam Fancyson: *whimpers*
The Krusty Krew continues their doing time. Squidward reveals a pocketed dollar bill he stole when destroying the manor and looks happy…. until Mr. Krabs snatches it from him and claims it as his own.
Squidward Tentacles: Hey!
Squilliam Fancyson: *cries loudly*
Screen fades in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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