Nicholas Made an Opsie

Nicholas Made an Opsie is the 12th episode of season 1 of SBFW's Got Talent.
==Transcript==
Nicholas Withers: Instead of doing my normal introduction, I'm gonna start off with a joke. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
(A robot in the audience says “ha ha ha ha”)
Nicholas: Why thank you, robot I built to laugh at my jokes!
Robot: Ha ha ha ha (breaks down)
Nicholas: I knew it was too good to be true. Since my entire days work has been wasted, let's carry on with the choosening, shall we? I’d also like to say that we’re onto the semifinals now… I think. We’re in the home stretch, baby!
(He spins the wheel of fortune)
Nicholas: Wrong show.
(He spins the wheel of whatever)
Nicholas: Owlette!
Owlette: (moans in a painful manner)
Nicholas: Mao Mao!
Mao Mao: My legendary status still stands!
Nicholas: And finally, Garviel!
Garviel: Stupid Flanders
Nicholas: First up is Owlette. Let's go Owlette!
(Owlette tumbles onto the stage and stands up)
Owlette: Sorry, everyone, but for real this time, no babies.
(The audience boos)
Owlette: I don't care!
Cavenpuss: (standing in the background) Hello? Did you guys forget about me?!
Nicholas: Oops! I forgot about you last episode! Uh, you'll get to go after Owlette.
Cavenpuss: Finally.
Owlette: I'm gonna do what I'm best at. Fighting crime!
(Superhero music plays)
Audience member: But there's no crime!
Gene: What the heck is she doing?
AVGN: I dunno, but it doesn't look good…
(Owlette jumps into the crowd and starts beating the bajesus out of an audience member, who is revealed to be Mr. Krabs)
Mr. Krabs: I never embezzled any money! I promise!
Owlette: Oh yeah? Then what's this 500 dollar bill doing in your pocket?
Mr. Krabs: I was gonna give that to SpongeBob. I promise!
Owlette: BULL! (slaps him)
Mr. Krabs: Okay fine, I did it. But what can you do to me without getting arrested?
Owlette: Sucker, I'm arresting you right now.
Mr. Krabs: But you're not a co- (she pulls out a police badge) oooop!
Gene: I had no idea she was a cop.
NC: Wait wut
(Mr. Krabs gets handcuffed and is thrown into a police car)
Nicholas: Where did that police car come from?
Owlette: Don't ask questions.
(The crowd cheers as the police car drives away)
Cavenpuss: Yes that's all great but when am I up?
Nicholas: Hold on just a second. Any buzzers? No? Okay then. Owlette is in, and Cavenpuss is up next!
Cavenpuss: Now is my time to shine.
(Cavenpuss starts to sing)
Cavenpuss: Let it go, let it go, can’t take it back anymoooooore, let it go, let it goooooooooooo, can’t take it back anymoooooooore.
Gene: (buzzes) No.
(AVGN and NC both have cotton wads in their ears as they give each other a thumbs up)
Ramsey: (buzzes) Garbage.
(Cavenpuss finishes singing, leaving everyone’s ears ringing)
Cavenpuss: So, how was it?
(AVGN and NC both fake cheer)
Cavenpuss: I guess I have an audience after all.
Nicholas: Wow, that was a close one. Two buzzes? Almost three! Let’s carry on with the next contestant: Mao Mao!
Mao Mao: You can do this, Mao Mao. Your life depends on it.
Nicholas: Are you talking to yourself?
Mao Mao: Mao Mao never talks to himself, never. Now where was I? Oh yeah. The talent show. Alright, I got this.
(Mao Mao pulls out his sword and starts swishing it around. He accidentally slices Nicholas’ head off, which isn’t seen on-screen for obvious reasons)
Nicholas: MMMPH! MMMPH!
Mao Mao: Uhh… oops… 
Nicholas: (manages to put his head back on) MMMMP- DISQUALIFIED!
Mao Mao: Oh… okay… (he sadly leaves)
Nicholas: Now, then… onto the last contestant of the day, Garviel!
(Mass applause from the audience)
Nicholas: Why the heck are you so popular?
Garviel: Have no idea.
(The audience cheers)
Garviel: Can I do-
(The audience cheers again)
Garviel: anything at all?
(The audience screams “NO”)
Garviel: Time to break character.
(The audience gasps)
Garviel: What? I could always talk like this.
Gene: (buzzes) Hoo boy…
(The audience starts booing and throwing tomatoes at Garviel)
Garviel: This isn’t what I wanted!
(AVGN and Ramsay both buzz and get Garviel out)
Nicholas: And that’s a wrap. I think we’ve had enough tomato throwing for today. Tune in next time when we… oh who am I kidding I have no idea.
(end)
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