Pitchbot 3000

== Overview ==
Pitchbot 3000 is a pitching robot.
== Detailed Biography ==
During "Membership Drive Extravaganza," Dillon and Matt are quickly interrupted by a man who won't reveal his name and has a package for them. He opens it up and reveals the package has a Pitchbot 3000, which is allegedly supposed to help the DJs pitch fundraising to the listeners. The delivery man asks the DJs a series of questions to determine the Pitchbot 3000's parameters. As soon as he's done installing the parameters, he scoffs at the DJs and leaves.
The Pitchbot quickly fires up and begins to ask the DJs a series of questions that range from what function they prefer (pitching or banter) to defining what love and community mean. The Pitchbot 3000 – who also goes by Pitchy – doesn't know much about its origins but does confirm that it Is 23 years old and has been in a box ever since being created. It was created by the delivery man, who Pitchy confirms is named Frank.
After the DJs play a couple disco tracks, Pitchy offers its own music, which turns out to just be baseball themed music. Once the songs end, Pitchy starts to realize how much it loves baseball. The DJs also then realize that the Roundrock Express hat and baseball-sized cup attached to the robot might be related to the machine's newfound interests. Dillon clocks Pitchy's pitch speed at 106 mph, and they realize the robot might actually be made for baseball.
Pitchy then makes the claim that Frank – a vocal opponent of government – built Pitchy to throw a baseball at Greg Abbott's head. The DJs offer to take Pitchy to the capitol over the weekend in case he wants to throw the baseball then.
During "Solo Santa," Santa Claus listens to a voicemail from Pitchbot 3000, who asks Santa to help him find and understand love. Santa ponders whether robots should get things for Christmas and the current state of artificial intelligence. He says that Cupid knows more about matters of love and says he’ll get him on the phone later, but doesn’t.
== Appearances ==
Membership Drive Extravaganza
Solo Santa