Alien vs. Wyldstyle vs. Chicken Suit Guy

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Pharaoh Hotep: Welcome to Pharaoh Hot-
Dr. Inferno: But I thought it was-
Pharaoh Hotep: Pharaoh Hotep's Fighting Pyramid, yes, you did. In the Red Corner is that wimpy Alien that won two weeks in a row.
Alien: The wimpy one does not go far.
Commandosaur: New philosophy?
Alien: Yup.
Pharaoh Hotep: In the Green Corner is Emmet's love interest and bearing wild hair, give it up for Wyldstyle!
Wyldstyle: Aloha, losers.
Alien: Aloha? I'm still learning new languages.
Wyldstyle: Hello in Hawaiian.
Alien: Hawaiian?
Pharaoh Hotep: Never mind. In the Yellow Corner is a tall, fat excuse for a chicken, Chicken Suit Guy!
Chicken Suit Guy: Bwaak bwaak bwaaaaak!
Pharaoh Hotep: Not to mention he makes a total fool of himself on live TV. Ho-hum, skip the awards, Wyldstyle's gonna win, FIGHT!
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING D-
Lederhosen Guy: Oh noes! My pretzel burned! And my ledeehosen will be soiled if i retrieve it now! Oh, woe is me!
Video Game Guy: YEAH! High score!
Wyldstyle: That's nice. WyldLazors!
ZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZIT!
Chicken Suit Guy: Yaziziziziziziziz! Bwaaak!
Whoosh! Splat!
Wyldstyle: Too slow, amígo!
Alien: Amígo?
Wyldstyle: Friend in Spanish.
Alien: Spanish?
Pharaoh Hotep: Forget it, Alien! After Wyldstyle fired several tiny lasers at that loser, he threw an egg back at her, but missed.
Alien: Strike loca-
Alien Queen: Oh no you don't!
Pharaoh Hotep: As Wyldstyle draws her fan, the Alien Queen tackled Alien and knocked him out of the ring. Allowed! And now, our first-ever presentation of "NexoByte's Did You Know?"!
NexoByte: Did you know that Agent Chase appeared in every set Agent Trace appeared in?
Pharaoh Hotep: Well, now you know, and dooooon't you forget it!
Chicken Suit Guy: Bwaaaaaaak!
Whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh splat!
Wyldstyle: OH NO! MY PERPLEXION! Fan Smack!
Smack smack smack!
Chicken Suit Guy: …
Pharaoh Hotep: After that chicken threw a hailstorm of eggs at Wyldstyle, she hit him with her fan, doing nothing.
Wyldstyle: Spinjitsu!
Audience: WHAAAAAAAT?
THWACK!
Chicken Suit Guy: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaak!
Pharaoh Hotep: In a surprising move, Wyldstyle used Spinjitsu on that loser chicken, a move we haven't seen since the Invizable vs. Cole vs. Alien Commander match, and sent him flying out of the arena… if chickens do fly. Wyldstyle wins!
SLAM!
Amset-Ra: What's going on here?
Pharaoh Hotep explains everything.
Pharaoh Hotep: But I DID start BubbleBomber's Did You Know.
Amset-Ra: I approve of that, but not your taking four roles at once and locking Axel away. Guards! Release Axel!
Anubis Guards: Yes sir!
In the dungeon…
Axel: Wow, I'm treated like a king down here!… Oh, is it time to go already? If so, end transmission!
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Category:Season 1
Category:Round 1 Battles