Rowley makes a sandwich

54.Rowley Jefferson, an 11-year-old boy of questionable intelligence, always loved experimenting with food. His latest culinary concoction involved slathering bread with sick and sprinkling sand on top. Naturally, he thought it was a masterpiece.	One fateful day, Rowley's dad, Robert Jefferson, decided to put his stomach on the line and taste the creation. Little did he know that this sandwich would be his last meal. As he bit into the wretched thing, he choked to death, leaving Rowley convinced that his dad's demise was due to the sheer magnificence of the sandwich. Oh, the tragedy!	The next morning, Rowley sought solace in his fish friend, Darwin. They both decided to venture into the world of street food, naming their van "Eathereandyoudie". With their artistic finesse, they served up unimaginable concoctions like curry rice mixed with horse poo.	As luck or rather, misfortune) would have it, Noddy, the naive visitor from Toy Land, tried one of their peculiar dishes and met his untimely demise. Then, in a twisted turn of events, Quagmire, the infamous pervert from Family Guy, met a similar fate when he dared to sample Rowley's macaroni flem.	To everyone's dismay, Kim Jong Un, the North Korean leader, tried Rowley's yogurt and noodle combination and loved it. He insisted that everyone should try it too, and soon enough, the masses devoured their strange creation with ecstatic delight.	Rowley, seeing the potential for profit, turned his culinary disasters into a childhood business. He even dared to add a dessert option—poo cake. Meanwhile, Rowley's dad, still burning in hell for his love of Fortnite, suffered eternal torment without food or drink.	And so, the saga of Rowley Jefferson's culinary calamities ended with a bang, bringing laughter and indigestion to all who partook. The lesson here? Sometimes, the most unexpected disasters can lead to unexpected success... and lots of bathroom breaks.