ShowBiz Pizza Place 40th anniversary showtape (Johnsonverse)

Played at ShowBiz Pizza Place from January to March 2020. This showtape was produced to commemorate the 40th anniversary of the ShowBiz brand and the Rock-afire Explosion.
==Cast==
* Aaron Fechter as Billy Bob Brockali, Looney Bird, Rolfe DeWolfe, Earl Schmerle, Beach Bear (archive audio), and himself
* Burt "Sal" Wilson as Fatz Geronimo and himself
* Duke Chauppetta as Dook LaRue and himself
* Rick Bailey as Beach Bear and himself
* Jeff Howell as Uncle Klunk and himself
* Sarah Locke as Mitzi Mozzarella Jr. and herself
* Shalisa Sloan James as Mitzi Mozzarella Sr. and herself
* Shawn Fernandez as Fernando Fox and himself
* Duncan Brannan as Chuck E. Cheese
* Chris Thrash as himself
* David Ferguson as himself
* Damon Breland as himself
* Braylon Giles as himself
* Travis Schafer as himself
* Tim Johnson as himself
* CeeLo Green as himself
* Shooter Jennings as himself
* Adam Sandler as himself
* Rich Evans as himself
* Julia Roberts as herself
* Joel Hodgson as himself
==Transcript==
===Segment 1===
* (Countdown plays, followed by the SPT Feature Presentation intro)
* Billy Bob: Howdy everybody! I'm Billy Bob. That's three B's, two L's, a Y, an I and an O! I'm so excited because this year, 2020, marks the 40-year anniversary of the Rock-afire Explosion and ShowBiz Pizza Place.
* Looney Bird: For 40 years, we have entertained the world with hundreds of songs and lovable band members.
* Billy Bob: Right you are, Looney Bird. To celebrate our anniversary, the stages have been all classed up, and we're performin' some of our old classics for the occasion. Here is the very first song we performed back in 1980, not the Rock-afire, just us. This song is called "Roast Beef Sandwich and a Pizza". I warn ya, though: me and Looney's voices sound a little different during this song. We all sounded a bit different back in the day.
*(The 1980 recording of "Roast Beef Sandwich and a Pizza" plays.)
* Rolfe: How 'bout that, huh?
* Earl: Rolfe, after the show, Good Rolfe needs me for one of her performances.
* Rolfe: Still calling her Good Rolfe, huh?
* Earl: Real simple, Bad Rolfe. You're a geek and a cheat. Always taking credit, or trying to take credit, for everything I say.
* Rolfe: What he means is, (Earl groans) this is the 40th anniversary of ME, Rolfe DeWolfe.
* Earl: And Earl Schmerle. And the Rock-afire Explosion. And ShowBiz Pizza Place.
* Rolfe: During these past forty years, I have reached the hearts of millions of adoring fans.
* Earl: Millions of adoring fans? The only fan of yours I can think of is your mom!
* Rolfe: Anyway, forget what Earl says, here are some celebrities who love me.
* (The Cyberstar monitors show CeeLo Green, who used the Rock-afire in the background during a live performance of "Fuck You" in 2013)
* CeeLo: The Rock-afire is very special in my heart.
*(Cut to Adam Sandler, whose 2011 film Let's Go With It had a scene with Mitzi, Dook, Beach Bear, and J-Fatz)
*Adam:
*(Cut to Shooter Jennings, who released an album with the RAE in 2018)
*Shooter:
*(Cut to Rich Evans, who spent his eighth birthday in ShowBiz Pizza Place as shown in the memetic "Dick the Birthday Boy" photograph)
*Rich: I always thought the ShowBiz Pizza Bear kinda freaked me out.
*(Cut to Julia Roberts, who once worked at a ShowBiz Pizza Place in the 1980s)
*Julia:
*(Cut to Mystery Science Theater 3000 creator Joel Hodgson)
*Joel:
*(The Cyberstar monitors fade back to the Rock-afire Explosion and ShowBiz Pizza Place logos)
*Billy Bob: Well, thank you, everybody, for your undying love of ShowBiz Pizza and the Rock-afire Explosion, and now, ladies and gentlemen, here they are!
*(The Center Stage curtain opens to reveal the RAE)
*Fatz: Thank you, thank you, everybody! As you all know, 2020 is the forty-year anniversary of the Rock-afire Explosion, and we've had some pretty good memories all these years. Ain't that right?
*(The others murmur in agreement)
*Fatz: I still remember the time when we TBA.
==Trivia==
Category:Johnsonverse