SCP-3008-J

Item #: SCP-3008-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: [ERROR]
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Description:
SCP-3008-J is a relatively small pizza restaurant known as Pizza Hut located at [DATA EXPUNGED]. Although the restaurant itself isn't anomalous, it's populated by overly protective anomalous beings, so it's suggested for it to be treated as such.
SCP-3008-J-1 are humanoid entities that exist within SCP-3008-J. While superficially resembling humans they possess exaggerated and inconsistent bodily proportions, usually described as being too tall. They possess no facial features and in all observed cases wear a chef's uniform.
SCP-3008-J-2 are humanoid entities that look simular to SCP-3008-J-1, but in an outfit that seems to be the Pizza Hut worker's uniform. This type of entity is relatively safe unless someone makes a better pizza than Pizza Hut's pizzas. If this is the case, they will come for you and slice you up with a pizza cutter saying the Pizza Hut catchphrase, 'No one out-pizzas the Hut'.
Category:SCPs
Category:WIP
Category:For Adoption