Sun Wukong vs Donkey Kong

The Monkey King, Sun Wukong, and the gorilla Nintendo mascot, Donkey Kong, rap against each other to see who is the better monkey.
Beat: https://soundcloud.com/allrounda/rampage-energetic-dancehall-beat-major-lazer-type-beat-instrumental
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
SUN WUKONG
VS
DONKEY KONG
BEGIN!
=== Monkey King: ===
You kid me! To nix me, bring Dixie and Diddy upfront
Jungle's the only place this Kiddy is droppin' his nuts
And pappy's Cranky 'cause against plumbers he took the plunge,
DK? I know him well: 2nd banana of the bunch!
You lackin some Funk, No girders to barrel this chump 
Play you like DS, managin' a platform that you're embarassin' on
Got no game for a decade, all your Banana Slammas is drums
Want my secret to live long? Don't start on verse one!
=== DK: ===
I'M ON THAT JUNGLE BEAT, BASH TRACKS, YOU DK'S SIDE-SMASH
GOT 72 FORMS? CAN ONE OF THEM RAP??
YEAH YOU JOURNEYED TO THE WEST, AND STOLE LOKI'S WHOLE SCHTICK
STRETCHED IT TO 100 CHAPTERS, YOU THE "DRAG ON" KING!
SPELL MY NAME, PEOPLE WATCH ME LIKE K-ON, G!
SPELL WUKONG? NO. U GO NEAR NO W, SEE?
GREAT-EST ARCADE HIT, APE-SHIT SINCE 8-BITS 
WALK THROUGH WATERFALLS, SO GET BEHIND HOW I DROP THESE WAVES, CHIMP
=== Monkey King: ===
Pawned Kong's facade but among y'all there's another rip-off,
To do Koopa, Miya sought to draw a botched King Ox!
We been inspiring dioramas since Toriyama-sama,
All you inspired is legal toss-ups from Universal drama
My brahma, your lawyers went through more suits than K Rool
You could never get the hang of these monkey bars! K, fool?
Why meditate? I play your games to feel empty
The west be rockin' to Journey! Not your Donkey Kong Country!
Crowds circle back to this joking champ like completin' my Zodiac
So apologies Donkey, there ain't time for being an Ass!
Knock you off your rocker, to your sponsor ya don't compare
To showstoppers like Conker and Bond your shit's half cooked: medium Rare!
=== DK: ===
I'D CALL YOU BANANAS BUT I DON'T GO FOR LOW HANGING FRUIT!
HOLD YOUR HORSES AND BE STABLE BOY- OOH DOES THAT PISS YOU OFF TOO?
IF NO XUANZANG TO TAG ALONG ON. YOU'D BE PINNED UNDER DEBRIS
THE WORST PARASITE ON SILK ROAD SINCE BLACK DEATH FLEAS
YOUR EXCITEMENT IS FORMED FROM DETOURS, SIDE-QUESTS AND MINDLESS TIME-KILLERS
YEA YOU INSPIRE MANGA WRITERS, YOU FUCKING INVENTED FILLER
I'M LIKE BUDDHA WHEN TAKING NAMES, YOU'RE IN THE PALM OF MY HAND
I SEE A BLACK HOLE EVENT: A SUN JUST COLLAPSED!!