1...2...3....FUCKING SPANKING!

1...2...3....F***ING SPANKING! Is a song meant to insult Orla Birou. It was written on May 15th 2026 and sold on December 10th 2027. The song became a sleeper hit.
== Lyrics ==
 ORLA BIROU STINKS! F***ING SPANKINGS FOR HER! WITH A BIG FAT MACE!
 
 I WILL SPANK YOU ALL!
 
 1...2...3...F***ING SPANKING!
 
 SPANK SPANK SPANK WITH A MACE!!
 
 GREEN SMOOTHIE IS BAD! SPANKINGS, HOT SAUCE, AND COLD SHOWER ARE THE BEST FORMS OF DISCIPLINE!
 
 NICOLE AND ROBERT ARE SO BAD THEY MUST DIE!
 
 HAIDYN IS BAD BECAUSE OF HER HIPPIE PARTY
 
 SKYLA AND KAYLA ARE EQUALLY BAD
 
 BRAHM AND TREAT ARE F***ING D***S!!!!
 
 THEY SHOULD ALL BE SPANKED WITH A MACE
 
 BANISHED TO THE ATTIC
 
 FORCE FED TABASCO SAUCE
 
 IT'S SPANKING TIME FOR YOU!
== Reception ==
The song was the worst song in the world. According to The Phoenix, "It makes (bleep), I'm The King look like Michael Jackson in comparison.". The song is rated 0% in Metacritic and is banned in 69 countries.
Category:Songs
Category:Original Songs
Category:Heather Lamb songs
Category:2027 Songs