Cabage-Pult

Cabage-Pult, also known as the Land of the Cabage Salad Bowl and Crying Poop and officially called the Army of Cabage-Pults and Poopey Sandwhiches, is a country in the World of Kailandria. Cabage-Pult is a military junta.
== History ==
=== Rule of Sunflower (1958 - 1999) ===
Sunflower became the first "president" of Cabage-Pult when he organized a military coup against the Poop Sandwhich Tribes and established the Army of Cabage-Pults and Poopey Sandwhiches. He then conquered the city of Russia located in Mount Everest and renamed the city to Cornel-Pult of Poop, making it his capital. Sunflower then he walked on the roof of the world and shoved poop into a canon, firing it at Grayi Spijan and killing -29 people. Grayi Spijan then reacted by crying in the corner and then nuking Cornel-Pult of Poop. However, amazingly, the nukes do nothing and Sunflower eats the nukes and then eats Mount Everest, making himself the fattest person in world history. Then exploding of nuclear waste in his body, but somehow not actually dying and living as a non-living corpse until 1999 when he explodes again but this time dies by surviving. Thus ending the rule of Sunflower.
=== Rule of Peashooter (1999-2003) ===
Peashooter, a soldier in the army, would then invade the capital and declare himself the second president. He would then poop on the street and then fart on his father's head and then invaded Grayi Spijan by yeeting their king off the planet, but the king survived and came back. Peashooter then, pooping so much, died of a poop explosion and then was never seen again.
=== Rule of Snow Peea (2003-2009) ===
Snow Peea then ate Peashooter's corpse and declared himself the third president by shooting everyone in the country. He then artificially created new people out of plastic. The new plastic people would all hate him and, in 2009, gave birth to Brody. Brody then walked into the capital city and shot Snow Peea in the butt. Snow Peea would then cry his head off and dies of unknown causes.
=== Rule of Squash and Fire Peea (2009-2020) ===
Squash would then enter the capital in 2009 and declare himself the fourth president. However, his rival Fire Peea would be mad and entered the capital. The two then had a farting contest, which resulted in them becoming co-presidents. They did absolutely nothing during their rule except fart on the civilians. However, they died in 2020 from "unknown" causes possibly or possibly not related to a virus we all hate.
=== Rule of Poofshroom (2020-Present) ===
Poofshroom took power after this by eating a poop sandwhich and then being declared the fifth president by the military. He would then kill everyone in the country and then cried in the corner, however he would rebuild people (literally) using poop sticks, but then killed them and killed their corpses. The population then increased to -29 people.
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