Commercial Banks.ink

Commercial Banks.ink was one of the largest Banks in the Galaxy before it was discontinued.
== Members ==
Name 	Rank 	
The Seed of That Once Controlled Me	Employee	
Sensei Annaisha Chieko 	Employee	
 	 	
== History ==
=== Origins ===
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=== Demise ===
Feeling alone and Abandoned (partly felt that is) by the abandoning of his Family, Vomit Tried getting into the Banking Business. At first he was terribly, he went into the planning meeting with nothing going in and most of them ended with him having a fit. But over the span of a year, he grew into the biggest figure in the industry, owning several banks over the Defin-Universe (under the company of “Commercial Banks.ink”). This was partly because how attractive he was when he was unconscious, mainly because he always took the minimum wage, leaving the money he would of got to the business and employees.
During this time, he gained the Title “The Seed of That Once Controlled Me” witch in the language of the BankMen means “The King of Investments.” This ultimately help him more as in the language of the Homosexual Planet it also meant “One who Sucks Cocks on the cheap.”
By his second year, it’s predicted he was worth 9.5 Trillion worns (worns are the most unfashionable, and therefore the most Rarest and worthful currency in the whole of the Mind Fudge). He became so Rich that once he went to a pound shop, bought a 50p bag worth of sweetie, gave the woman behind the counter 1 worn (the amount of pounds to a Worn is so astronomy large, that it be easier to say that every employee in the shop and there Bloodlines are now set for life) and told her to “keep the change.” He then proceeded to buy the planet the shop was on.
On his forth year he left Commercial Banks.ink to start his own company. Commercial Banks.ink was so distorted by this the board members, CEOs and other high ranking officials committed Seppuku, supposedly due to embarrassment, losing the one they love, and the overbearing of sexual tension (there policies say nobody can have sex with there co-workers, So when Vomit Left they can legally "Have" Him).
One of His Former employees Sensei Annaisha Chieko declared "If I Cant Have Him, No-one Can" before trying to assassinated The Seed of That Once Controlled Me with a deadly Boomerang. It only scraped The Seed of That Once Controlled Me left Nipple, leaving a scar before flying back and Decapitating Sensei Annaisha.
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