Transcripts/My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (Fluttershy style)

[train chugging]
Applejack: Hoo-wee! Your very first princess summit. You must be over the moon, Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Oh, I am excited. But, to be honest, I'm a little nervous, too.
Pinkie Pie: You're 'nervicited'! It's like you wanna jump up and down and yell "YAY ME!!" But you also wanna curl up in a teeny-tiny ball and hide at the same time! We've all been there!
Twilight Sparkle: I'm there almost every day.
Sunset Shimmer: You've got no reason to fret, Fluttershy. Everything's gonna be just-
Rarity: FLUTTERSHY! Oh, sorry, darling, but I just realized you're not wearing your crown. You haven't forgotten it back in Ponyville, have you?
Fluttershy: It's in my bag. Just feel a little self-conscious about wearing it. Haven't really gotten accustomed to these yet, either.
Rarity: You are a princess now, Fluttershy. Embrace it! I'm telling you, if I had a crown like that, I would never take it off. Why, I'd sleep in the thing.
[horn fanfare]
Flash Sentry: Her highness, Princess Fluttershy!
Princess Cadence: [laughs] Fluttershy! I haven't seen you since the coronation!
Princess Celestia: We have so much to discuss. But it can wait until tomorrow. You all look tired from your journey. Now, off to bed, all of you.
[excited conversation]
Fluttershy: [sigh]
Spike: What's wrong, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: I don't know, Spike. I'm just... worried, I guess. Princess Cadence was given the Crystal Empire to rule over. What if, now that I'm a princess, Celestia expects me to lead a kingdom of my own?
Spike: That would be awesome!
Fluttershy: No, it would not! Just because I have this crown and this horn, it doesn't mean I'll be a good leader!
Spike: Aw, sure ya will, Fluttershy. Now c'mon, you should get some shut-eye. Big day tomorrow! [sigh]
Fluttershy: [grunt] Can't... tuck...! [grunts]
[twang]
Fluttershy: Just trying to get comfortable! Ugh!
[remixed theme song]
Andrea Libman as Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie
Rebecca Schoichet as Sunset Shimmer
Ashleigh Ball as Rainbow Dash and Applejack
Tara Strong as Twilight Sparkle
Tabitha St. Germain as Rarity
Cathy Wesluck as Spike
Kelly Sheridan as Starlight Glimmer
[crickets chirping]
[hoofsteps]
[door creaks]
Spike: [snoring]
Starlight Glimmer: Ugh!
Spike: Huh? What?
Fluttershy: [yawns] My crown! She's got my crown! Stop! Thief! She's stolen my crown!
Rest of main cast: [gasps]
Fluttershy: Stop! [grunts]
[clatter]
Main cast: [gasps]
Fluttershy: What did you do with my crown?
Starlight Glimmer: Sorry it had to be this way... Princess.
Main cast: [gasps]
Sunset Shimmer: Who was that?
Princess Celestia: Starlight Glimmer. A former student of mine. She began her studies with me not long before Fluttershy. But when she did not get what she wanted as quickly as she liked, she turned cruel and dishonest. I tried to help her, but she eventually decided to abandon her studies and pursue her own path. One that has sadly led to stealing your crown.
Spike: She replaced Fluttershy's with this one.
Princess Celestia: I suppose Starlight Glimmer thought you wouldn't notice right away that this was not yours. And by the time you did, it would be too late to go after your crown and Element of Harmony.
Fluttershy: But I don't understand. Where did she go? Why did she take the crown?
Princess Celestia: You'll soon know more about this place than even I do.
Princess Luna: This is no ordinary mirror. It is a gateway to another world. A gateway that opens once every thirty moons.
Pinkie Pie: Sparkly!
Princess Luna: It has always been kept in the throne room of Canterlot Castle. But when Princess Cadence took over the Crystal Empire, we sent it here for her to watch over.
Princess Celestia: [sigh] I had always hoped that Starlight Glimmer would someday use it to return, to come back to Equestria seeking my guidance. Obviously, this is not what has happened.
Princess Cadence: Fluttershy, you must use the mirror to go into this other world and retrieve your crown. Without it, the other Elements of Harmony have no power and Equestria is left without one of its most important means of defense.
Princess Luna: Your crown does not belong in the place Starlight Glimmer now calls home. And in her possession, your Element of Harmony will no doubt be used to bring harm to the inhabitants of this other realm. They will not have the power to defend themselves.
Princess Celestia: You understand the importance of your task?
Fluttershy: Of course.
Princess Celestia: Good. Then you must go at once.
Fluttershy: [sighs]
Rainbow Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa! She's going, we're going with her.
Pinkie Pie: [squee]
Rainbow Dash: Right, girls?
Pinkie Pie: Oooh! I'm so 'nervicited'!
Sunset Shimmer: You do realize that's not a real word, right?
Princess Celestia: I'm afraid I can't let you go.
Rainbow Dash: What?! Why not?!
Princess Celestia: Sending all of you could upset the balance of this alternate world, creating havoc that would make it impossible for Fluttershy to get the crown back from Starlight Glimmer. This is something Princess Fluttershy must do alone.
Princess Luna: Time is of the essence. On the third day, when the moon reaches its peak in the night sky, the gateway will close. And once it does, it will be another thirty moons before you will be able to use it to return.
Rest of main cast: [remarks of encouragement] Spike, NO!
Fluttershy: Whoa! Aaaah!
Spike: [yelping]
Fluttershy: [groan]
Spike: Uh, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Huh? Spike! You're not supposed to- Spike? Are you a... dog?
Spike: I... think so. But I have no idea what you are!
Fluttershy: Huh? [screams] [panting]
Spike: Fluttershy, you have to get it together!
Fluttershy: [heavy breathing] [sigh] What... does the rest of me look like?
Spike: Um, like you. Only not you. You're muzzle's really small.
Fluttershy: My muzzle?! [panics]
Spike: Are you gonna scream again? Where are we?
Fluttershy: I don't know. But that must serve as the gateway back to Equestria. We need to find my crown as soon as possible and get back there. I suggest we start searching the castle first.
Spike: Works for me. Yeah, I don't think that's how the new you is supposed to-
[dog pants and whines]
Fluttershy: Whooaaa... Whoa! Ooh... [laughs nervously] C'mon, Spike. I do not want to be like this for longer than I have to.
Spike: Well, look on the bright side. You don't have that pesky horn to worry about anymore.
[thud]
Fluttershy: Hmm! [grunts] [gasps] My wings! They're gone!
Spike: Makes sense. You don't exactly have your wings.
Fluttershy: What?!
Spike: We really need to find you a mirror.
Fluttershy: What do you think, Spike? Other artifacts she's stolen from Equestria? [gasps] What am I?
[school bell rings]
[scattered conversations]
Fluttershy: Huh? Oof!
Flash Sentry: Whoa. You okay?
Spike: I don't think this is a castle.
[Fluttershy]
I've never seen a placeThat's quite like thisEverything is turned aroundThis crazy world is upside-down
Getting on my feetIt's the hand that I was dealtBut I don't have much time with themGot to learn all that I can
They don't use any magic or fly with any wingsI don't get these funny clothes, skinny legs or tiny noseEverything's confusing when it seems so newBut I look a little closer and it starts to feel familiar too
What a strange new world (what a strange new world)I'm trying to make heads or tails of this strange new world (what a strange new world)Sorting through the small details of this strange new world
What a strange new world
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Oh, I'm really sorry. I-I just found it, and-and I thought I should give it to her. I didn't know you had dropped it.
Starlight Glimmer: Well, I did! And I was about to get it before you swooped in and spoiled my chance! You shouldn't pick up things that don't belong to you.
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): [hushed] It... doesn't really belong to you, either.
Starlight Glimmer: Excuse me?!
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): N-n-nothing...
Starlight Glimmer: That's what I thought. It's as good as mine, and you know it. You may be smart, but it's no wonder your books are all covered in dust.
Fluttershy: Don't you dare speak to her that way!
Starlight Glimmer: What did you say?
Fluttershy: I said, "Don't you dare speak to her that way!"
Starlight Glimmer: You must be new here. I can speak to anyone any way I want.
[locker door closes]
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): I can't believe you did that!
Fluttershy: I couldn't just stand there.
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Well, it's just that nobody ever stands up to Starlight Glimmer.
Fluttershy: Starlight Glimmer!?
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): You've heard of her?
Fluttershy: Sort of...
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): I don't think I've seen you around before. Did you just transfer to Canterlot High from another school?
Fluttershy: Um... yes! Another... heh, school! My name's Fluttershy.
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): [very quietly] I'm... Twilight Sparkle.
Fluttershy: Sorry, what was that?
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): [even quieter] It's Twilight Sparkle.
Fluttershy: It sounds like you're saying Twilight Sparkle, but how can that...?
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Oh, my goodness! Who's this sweet little guy?
Fluttershy: That's Spike! My, uh... dog!
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Oh, he's so cute! Go on, eat up, little pup!
Spike: [eats] Huh?
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Oh, wouldn't ya just give anything to know what they're really thinking?
Fluttershy: He usually just tells me.
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Oh, w-what do you mean?
Spike: [barks]
Fluttershy: Oh, uh, nothing! (chuckles) Never mind. Starlight Glimmer said you picked something up. Something that belonged to her. It wasn't a crown, was it?
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): How did you know?
Fluttershy: Uh, lucky guess? Do you still have it?
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Mm-mm.
Fluttershy: But you know what happened to it.
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Mm-hmm. This morning, I was passing out flyers for the library book club like I do every Wednesday.
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Canterlot's library book club needs more volunteers. Won't you read a book that can't read itself?
[papers fluttering]
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): [sobbing]
[clunk]
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Ow!
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): I have no idea how it got there. But I didn't want anything to happen to it, so I decided to give it to Principal Celestia.
Fluttershy: Principal Celestia? She's the ruler here?
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): You could say that. Techincally, I guess she and Vice Principal Luna do make the rules.
Fluttershy: Where is she now?
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Probably in her office. Third door on your left.
Fluttershy: Thank you!
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Oh, wait! You're not really supposed to have pets on school grounds. Might wanna tuck him into your backpack. That's what I do. These books just get so lonely when I'm in school all day.
Fluttershy: Oh, okay! Thank you!
[school bell rings]
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Oh, no! I'm late for class!
[knock knock knock knock]
Principal Celestia: Come in. How may I help you?
Fluttershy: Um, uh... Whew. My name's Fluttershy. I-I'm new here, and... Well, I understand that Twilight found a crown this morning and gave it to you.
Principal Celestia: Yes. I've had Vice Principal Luna put it somewhere for safekeeping. No idea how it ended up in the front lawn. Were you interested in running for Princess of the Fall Formal this year?
Fluttershy: Uh, no. Not exactly. The truth is... Well, the truth is I... You see, the crown is actually... Princess of the Fall Formal?
Principal Celestia: It's Canterlot High's big Fall dance.
Fluttershy: Like the Grand Galloping Gala.
Principal Celestia: Uh, Grand Galloping Gala?
Fluttershy: Oh, uh, it was a big deal at my old school.
Principal Celestia: And was there a princess?
Fluttershy: Yes, but she wasn't exactly a student.
Principal Celestia: Here at Canterlot High, the students select one of their peers to represent them. She receives a crown at the Fall Formal.
Fluttershy: Hmm. You asked me if I was interested in running for Princess. Can anyone run?
Princess Celestia: Yes. You just need to let the head of the Fall Formal planning committee know you'd like to be on the ballot. Was there anything else?
Fluttershy: Um, nope! That was it!
Principal Celestia: Well, if you do need anything else, my door is always open.
[door closes]
Spike: Fluttershy, why didn't ya just tell her the crown was yours and ask for it back?
Fluttershy: Oh, I was going to, but imagine if one of them showed up in Equestria saying they came from a place filled with tall, fleshy, two-legged creatures with these? We'd think they were crazy!
Spike: Hmm. You make a good point.
Fluttershy: Looks like if I want my crown back, I'll have to become Princess of the Canterlot High Fall Formal. So that's what I'm gonna do!
Spike: And how exactly do you plan on doing that?
Fluttershy: I have no idea!
[school bell rings]
[students chatting]
Fluttershy: I know Twilight and I just met, but I was wondering if you might be able to help me with something.
Sunset Shimmer: Of course!
Fluttershy: I've decided to run for Princess of the Fall Formal, and-
Sunset Shimmer: [gasp] Oh! Oh, gosh! Sorry. It's just, oh, running for Fall Formal Princess is a really bad idea.
Fluttershy: Why?
Sunset Shimmer: Starlight Glimmer wants to be Fall Formal Princess, and when she wants something, she gets it! She'll make life awful for anyone who stands in her way. Just ask the girl who ran against her for Princess of the Spring Fling.
Fluttershy: I have to try!
Sunset Shimmer: Oh, I don't think you understand. You'd have to convince everyone here to vote for you instead of her: the athletes, the fashionistas, the dramas, the eco-kids, the techies, the rockers...
Fluttershy: Why is everypony-
[smack]
Fluttershy: Uh, everybody separated this way?
Sunset Shimmer: Maybe it was different at your old school, but at CHS, everybody sticks to their own kind. One thing that they do have in common is that they know Starlight Glimmer is gonna rule the school until we graduate.
Fluttershy: Not if I can help it! [chews apple] So, uh, [giggle] where would I find the head of the party planning committee?
Fluttershy: Sunset Shimmer said she'd probably be in here.
Pinkie Pie: Incoming! [breathes in and blows into a balloon]
Fluttershy: Hi, my name's Fluttershy and... Pinkie Pie?
[balloon deflates]
Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Are you psychic?!
Fluttershy: Uh, no. I don't think so. Unless of course that's something you can do here.
Pinkie Pie: [sigh] Not usually.
Fluttershy: Sunset Shimmer said this is where I'd find the head of the Fall Formal planning committee.
Pinkie Pie: Sunset Shimmer, huh? She may be wise and smart, but she has a crush on Flash Sentry.
Fluttershy: They started over and made love again like last time ever since our stay at Camp Everfree? Wow!
Pinkie Pie: Waited a bit to get your name on the ballot, huh? Dance is day after tomorrow.
Fluttershy: I'm brand new here.
Pinkie Pie: Oooh! I thought you didn't look familiar. Though, now, that I'm really lookin' at you... Do you have two parents named Mr. and Mrs. Shy and a big brother named Zephyr Breeze, has a pet dog named Spike that looks just like that one?
Fluttershy: Uh, maybe?
Pinkie Pie: Thought so. Anywho, just need to fill this out and you are officially up for the coveted Princess of the Fall Formal crown.
[pen scratching]
Pinkie Pie: Wow! You have really bad handwriting. It's like you've never held a pen before.
Fluttershy: [nervous laughter] Is it?
Applejack: Somebody order a dozen cases of fizzy apple cider?
Pinkie Pie: Oh! Oh! Me, me-me-me, me, yeah, ha-ha, me!
Applejack: Can you bring in the rest?
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Applejack: Hey, I know you.
Fluttershy: You do?
Applejack: Sure. You're the new girl who gave Starlight Glimmer the what for today. [gulps cider]
Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy here is gonna run against Starlight Glimmer for Princess of the Fall Formal.
Applejack: [spits] I'd think twice about that. Oh, sure, she'll probably approach you all friendly like... [fakes Starlight Glimmer's voice] I sure am lookin' forward to some friendly competition. [fakes Fluttershy's voice] That's so good to hear. [normal] But then, here comes the backstabbin'.
[balloon pops]
Applejack: About the only girl in this school you can trust less than Starlight Glimmer is Rainbow Dash.
Fluttershy: Rainbow Dash?
Pinkie Pie: She's the captain of, like, every team at Canterlot High.
[balloon pops]
Applejack: She's also the captain of sayin' she's gonna do somethin' for ya, and then turnin' around and not even botherin' to show up.
Fluttershy: Thanks for the advice, Applejack, but this is something I really need to do.
Applejack: Huh, suit yourself. Hey, how'd you know my name is Applejack?
Fluttershy: Um, I uh... [nervous laughter] Didn't you say?
Big Mac: Nnnope.
Fluttershy: Well, it sure was nice meeting you both. I'm sure I'll be seeing you around.
Pinkie Pie: That one's tryin' to hide a secret, but I am totally on to her. [whispering] She's psychic!
Applejack: Uh-huh. If you say so.
[doors open]
Starlight Glimmer: This looks terrible! There should be more streamers near the stage and fewer balloons.
[balloon pops]
Night Glider: Yeah, streamers!
Sugar Belle: And fewer balloons!
[thud]
Starlight Glimmer: Fizzy apple cider? Ugh! This is my coronation, not a hoedown.
Applejack: Well, now, it ain't necessarily gonna be your coronation this time around.
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, is that so? You country folk really aren't that bright. Must be why the other students say such awful things about you.
Applejack: Grrr...
Starlight Glimmer: Obviously it's gonna be my coronation. I'm running unopposed.
Pinkie Pie: Not this time. The new girl just signed up!
Starlight Glimmer: What?!
Pinkie Pie: I know. Her handwriting is really bad.
Starlight Glimmer: [to herself] Where is this Fluttershy? [laughs] [to Applejack and Pinkie Pie] I'm looking forward to meeting the competition!
[students chatting]
Starlight Glimmer: Can't believe I didn't recognize you earlier. Shoulda known Princess Celestia would send her prized pupil here after my crown, and her little dog, too.
Fluttershy: It's my crown!
Starlight Glimmer: Whatever. This is just a minor setback for me. You don't know the first thing about this place, and I already rule it.
Fluttershy: If that's so, why do you even need my crown? You went to an awful lot of trouble to switch it with the one that belongs here.
Starlight Glimmer: Pop quiz: what happens when you bring an Element of Harmony into an alternate world? You don't know? Seriously? [laughing] And you're supposed to be Princess Celestia's star student? Then again, what were the chances she'd find somepony as bright as me to take under her wing after I decided to leave Equestria? Bit embarrassing that you were the best she could do.
Spike: [growls]
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, and I'd keep an eye on your mutt. Hate for him to be... taken away from you.
Spike: Is that a threat?
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, of course not.
Spike: [barks]
Starlight Glimmer: But I'd cut down on the chatter if I were you. Don't want everyone to know you two don't belong here, now would you? You wanna be a princess here? Please. You don't know the first thing about fitting in.
Starlight Glimmer: I want you to follow her. Bring me something I can use just like I did with that last girl who thought she could challenge me.
Night Glider: You got it, Starlight Glimmer.
Starlight Glimmer: When the crown and its power are mine, Fluttershy will be sorry she ever set hoof into this world. Not that she would've been much safer if she'd stayed in Equestria.
Night Glider: Yeah, in Equestria.
Starlight Glimmer: What are you still doing here?! Go!
Night Glider and Sugar Belle: Ow! Oh.
[vending machine creaking]
Fluttershy: [grunts]
Trixie Lulamoon: The Great and Powerful Trixie! ...Needs some peanut butter crackers.
[machine clanks]
Trixie Lulamoon: Voilà!
Fluttershy: Starlight Glimmer is right. I don't know the first thing about this place. If I'm gonna really fit in and win votes, we need to do some research.
Spike: Research?
Fluttershy: This place has a school. I have to believe it's got a... library!
Night Glider: Got your phone?
Sugar Belle: Got yours?
Night Glider and Sugar Belle: [snickering]
Fluttershy: So I just push the letters here, and then the words and moving pictures will come up here?
Cheerilee: [sighs] That's right.
Fluttershy: Maybe this place does have magic.
[music playing]
Scootaloo: [in video] "When you're a younger–"
[music shuts off]
Cheerilee: Uh, girls, what are you doing?
Sweetie Belle: We're just seeing how many hits our new music video has gotten.
Scootaloo: [in video] "So the three of us will fight the fight..."
Cheerilee: [groaning] No, just...
Scootaloo: [in video] "There is nothing–"
[music shuts off]
Cheerilee: No! The school computers are for research purposes only.
Apple Bloom: It's just as well, y'all. Some of the comments about our song were really awful. "Epic fail"... "Funniest thing I've ever seen"?!
Sweetie Belle: Funniest thing they've ever seen, huh?
Fluttershy: Uh, I don't know that that's what you should take from... [sounds of exertion]
Night Glider and Sugar Belle: [snickering]
Fluttershy: Whoa! Whoa! Waah!
Cheerilee: Shhh!
Fluttershy: Uh... [nervous laughter]
Night Glider and Sugar Belle: [snickering harder]
Fluttershy: Ugh!
Fluttershy: [yelps]
Voice on P.A. system: The library will be closing in five minutes.
Fluttershy: [yawn] [gasp] I hadn't even thought about where we're gonna sleep tonight!
Spike: Way ahead of you.
Spike: It's a little [cough, cough] dusty. But it doesn't seem like anybody comes up here.
Fluttershy: It's perfect, Spike.
Spike: So, how did your research go?
Fluttershy: I found this book. It's called a yearbook. It seems to be something they use to keep a record of things that have happened at the school. Look. That's Pinkie Pie, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, and I'm gonna bet the girl on the far right is Rarity.
Spike: There's a Rarity here!? Uh, I mean, uh... interesting photo.
Fluttershy: It's interesting because they look like they're friends.
Spike: They do look like our friends. But I thought we'd figured that out already.
Fluttershy: No, I mean... they look like they're friends with each other. But it doesn't seem like they're friends now.
Spike: Not so much.
Fluttershy: I just can't help but get the feeling that Starlight Glimmer had something to do with it.
Spike: I wouldn't put it past her. But she wanted your crown 'cause she's planning on doing something even worse! If you're gonna stop her, you have to focus on making friends here. Can't worry about why these girls aren't friends anymore. Even if they [yawning] do remind you of your Ponyville friends.
Fluttershy: You're right, Spike. [sigh] Eye on the prize.
Principal Celestia: [on P.A. system] Good morning, students, and happy Thursday. Just a reminder to pick up your ballots for the Princess of the Fall Formal today. They are due at the time the dance starts tomorrow night, so don't forget to turn them in and make your voice heard.
Fluttershy: Sunset Shimmer said I'd need to win over all those different groups if I wanna become Princess of the Fall Formal. So I've compiled a list of talking points.
Spike: [laughing] You made a list? That's so unlike you! [laughs nervously] Uh... Please... Continue.
Fluttershy: I'll start introducing myself, sprinkle in some things I learned about their world into the conversation, show them how I fit in here! [sigh] Okay, Spike. Time to make a good first impression on my fellow students. The whole world sorta depends on it.
Nolan North: Hey, look.
[students laughing]
Fluttershy: [giggling nervously] Why is everybody looking at me funny? Whoa! What're you...? Why did you...? Rarity?
Rarity: [dresses Fluttershy in a blue jumpsuit with pink ribbon wrapped around it, Mary Jane shoes, white tape on her right bicep, purple tape on her left wrist, a skirt (created into a two-in-one skirt/cape that while still has the white side with pink polka dots, has purple on the other side with a plastic flower button to keep it in place), and a large, pink bow on her head, resembling Bo Peep's outfit from "Toy Story 4"] Perfect! Oh, yes. This is good! No one will recognize you!
Fluttershy: Why wouldn't I wanna be–
Rarity: And we'll need a disguise for your dog, which is too bad. He really is so adorable! Y'know, with a little work, I think I could make him look like a lamb instead.
Spike: Huh?
Fluttershy: A lamb?
[door opens]
Applejack: There you are, Fluttershy.
Rarity: So much for the disguise.
Applejack: I've been looking all over for you.
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Me too.
Sunset Shimmer: Me three.
Pinkie Pie: Me four! I like your new look!
Rarity: I do have an eye for these sorts of things. Not that you seem to care.
Pinkie Pie: What?!
Fluttershy: Why do you think she doesn't care? No, never mind. Why were you all looking for me? What's going on?
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Oh, she hasn't seen it yet.
Fluttershy: Seen what?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, it's really not that bad. [laughing nervously]
Starlight Glimmer: [in video] Fluttershy wants to be your Fall Formal Princess. But what does it say about our school if we give someone like this... such an important honor? 
Fluttershy: Wha... I...
Pinkie Pie: I take that back. It's pretty bad!
Fluttershy: But this all happened yesterday! At the library! Has everyone in the school seen this? Is that why they were all looking at me that way?
Pinkie Pie, Sunset Shimmer, and Applejack: Mmm...
Fluttershy: What am I gonna do? No one is gonna vote for me after seeing this!
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Not that it'll make any difference, but I'll still vote for you.
Sunset Shimmer: Same here.
[thunk]
Sunset Shimmer: You were so nice to stand up for Twilight when Starlight Glimmer was picking on her yesterday.
Pinkie Pie: If ya still wanna run, maybe there's something I can do to help!
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Word of advice? Don't accept her help. She doesn't take anything seriously!
Pinkie Pie: Ugh! Why do you have to be so awful to me?
Rarity: Oh! Pff. Kch. Ts! Don't play innocent, Pinkie Pie! You are no better than she is!
Pinkie Pie: And what is that supposed to mean?!
Rarity: [to Fluttershy] I am happy to offer up my assistance as well. [to Pinkie] To someone who would appreciate what I have to offer!
[arguing]
Applejack: Listen to y'all carryin' on! Get over it and move on!
Rarity: You mean like how you've gotten over what happened with Rainbow Dash?
Applejack: She said she'd get the softball team to make an appearance at my bake sale. I tell everybody they're comin', and then not one of 'em shows up! She made a liar outta me! That's different!
Pinkie Pie and Rarity: Is not!
Applejack: Is too!
[arguing continues]
Sunset Shimmer: Stop! You have to stop! Fluttershy wants to show you something. You were friends once.
Applejack: Hmm. The Freshman Fair. Y'all remember?
Pinkie Pie: Mm-hmm.
Rarity: Yes.
Fluttershy: But something happened. I think that something was Starlight Glimmer.
Rarity: Well, it's a nice theory, darling, but Starlight Glimmer had nothing to do with it.
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): She's right. Starlight Glimmer isn't the one who ruined my silent auction for the animal shelter by bringing fireworks and noisemakers! It was supposed to be a serious event, and Pinkie Pie ruined it!
Pinkie Pie: What are you talking about? I got a text from you saying that you didn't want a silent auction. You wanted a big party!
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Uh! I never sent you a text!
Pinkie Pie: You didn't?
Rarity: You don't think she's the one who's been sending me those e-mails, do you? Every time I volunteer to help with the decorations at a school function, I get an e-mail from Pinkie Pie saying she has plenty of volunteers! And then I find out she's done everything herself.
Pinkie Pie: I never sent you any e-mails!
Applejack: Maybe she's the reason Rainbow Dash didn't show up for my bake sale!
Fluttershy: Didn't you ever ask Rainbow Dash why she didn't show up?
Applejack: Heh, I guess I kinda stopped talkin' to her at all after that.
Sunset Shimmer: Maybe now would be a good time to start.
Rarity: They're actually talking! That's a good sign!
Pinkie Pie: Hugs! Ooh, hugs are always good!
Sunset Shimmer: Somebody, and I think we can all guess who, told Rainbow Dash that Applejack's bake sale had been moved to a different day. Dash showed up with all the softball team and thought she'd cancelled on her!
Rainbow Dash: So you're lookin' to dethrone Starlight Glimmer and become Princess of the Fall Formal, huh? Gotta say, I'd really love to see that happen. I'll totally help you out! All you gotta do is beat me in a game of one-on-one.
Fluttershy: What?!
Rainbow Dash: First to five goals wins. One-zip!
[energetic music]
Fluttershy: [gasping]
Rainbow Dash: That's game!
Rarity: I... really thought you were gonna... pull it off there in the end!
[laughs nervously]
Rainbow Dash: So what's the plan? How can I help you be princess instead of Starlight Glimmer?
Fluttershy: But... I... lost!
Rainbow Dash: Of course you lost. I'm awesome! But I'm not gonna help just anybody try and beat Starlight Glimmer. The Fall Formal Princess should be someone with heart and determination. You've proved that you've got 'em both!
[cheering]
Night Glider and Sugar Belle: [snickering]
Sunset Shimmer: And... can I get mine with extra oats?
Mrs. Cake: Oats?
Sunset Shimmer: Uh, scratch that. However you normally make it is fine.
[cup clatters]
Flash Sentry: Oh! We've got to stop bumping into each other like this.
Sunset Shimmer: You know me! Always trying to make a big splash around here. 'Cause my drink kinda splashed... on the ground! [nervous laughter] I'm gonna go over there now.
Rarity: Don't even think about it! You're already trying to get her crown. Who knows what Starlight Glimmer would do if you ended up getting her ex-boyfriend too?
Sunset Shimmer: I'm not trying to. I don't even know... We just accidentally... Ex-boyfriend?
Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi): Flash Sentry broke up with her a few weeks ago. I can't believe she hasn't done something awful to him yet.
Fluttershy: Maybe she's just waiting until she has the power to do something really awful.
Applejack: All right, girls. Dance is tomorrow night, and we still don't know how we're gonna get Fluttershy the votes she needs to be named princess. Right now, folks only know the Fluttershy from the videos Starlight Glimmer posted online. We need to help 'em see her differently.
[remarks of agreement]
Rarity: I'VE GOT IT! Ahem. I mean, um, perhaps I have a solution. Now this may be an absolutely preposterous idea, but what if we all wore these as a sign of unity? Freshman year, they were very, very popular. A way for everybody to show their school spirit! You know? "Go, Canterlot Wondercolts!" Ahem. I haven't sold any in ages. I mean, the six of us are obviously very different, but deep down, we're all Canterlot Wondercolts! Starlight Glimmer is the one who divided us, Fluttershy is the one who united us. And we're gonna let everyone know it! What do you think?
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