A message from me to you. (MAX DESIGN PRO CREEPYPASTA)

Max Design Pro. Whether you like it or not, he is unavoidable now. Although his content is less annoying (or deplorable) than other content farms, he still is inherently a content farm.
You ever wonder what he thinks about the other people on the web who have the same grind as him? Well I think I have a bit of an answer. 
I bet you all have heard of Rocky Rakoon, right? If you have, you’d know he’s a horrible, horrible person. His “content” is also hard to avoid on the internet, just like Max’s videos. But he is VERY, VERY different from Max, for a VERY significant reason.
It’s all fucking porn. IT IS ALL FUCKING GOONERBAIT. There are mountains upon mountains of video essays talking about how much of a fucking twat he is.
Of course, people began to compare the two. They are both content farms, they are both cartoony anthropomorphic animal characters, and they wear red sweaters. That is where the comparisons end. Max has respect for himself and others.
That leads us to why I am here.
Me and a couple of friends were in a VC, and I screenshared. We were jokingly watching Max’s videos and poking fun at them, making jokes as you’d expect. At some point, I remembered leaving a comment on Max’s video, jokingly saying “when is the wrestling match between you and rocky?”
Strangely, he replied a day later.
“He won't know what hit him.🙂”
I was baffled, not just by the fact that he replied, but by the answer Itself. What did that mean? 
Who knew that I would soon find out? I replied with “what do you mean by this”, and he only replied with an emoji with his finger to his mouth, followed by the words “Subscribe to find out!”
I immediately alerted my friends, and we all collectively became unreasonably hyped over it. From that day forward, me and my friends would continuously check the channel’s contents. We lived in different timezones, so not all of us were able to all be there at once all the time.
We get back to it some days later. Max uploads a new short out of nowhere, titled “URGENT! Max sees gross on his phone? Like to help!”
The short began with Max using his computer, scrolling youtube shorts, until he discovered  Rocky Rakoon’s channel. Me and my friends (three of us as the other 2 had been asleep) were raving over VC.
Max excitedly clicks, and that joyful expression is wiped off right away when he actually sees what he clicked on. Audio from an actual Rocky Racoon short plays, unedited. His face quickly turns to one of discomfort, before he sighs then looks to the screen as the “HELP =👍” button appears. He looks displeased.
He has a mostly blank expression, with a big frown across his face and bags under his eyes. The button is clicked, and Max sighs. He gets up and walks offscreen.
Then a QR code appeared. I yelled at my other friends to scan it, and one did. He then shared his screen.
It wasn't a short.
The video was a longform video, with the titling style being something you’d expect out of a shitty apology video.
“a message from me to you.” in all lowercase, while the video's first frame was just black. The video was anything but an apology. 
The description was “If I ever end up like you, I want somebody to put a fucking bullet in my brain.”
It began exactly where the short left off, With Max walking outside. The rest of the family was in the back, and Jimmy tapped him on the shoulder. Max waved goodbye, smiling, before walking out the door as his expression goes back to the bored and apathetic face as usual.
We cut to a drawn suburban home. It zooms into one of the windows, before cutting to the inside. Where Rocky was.
Rocky was, I shit you not, at his computer, watching his own videos, while licking at his own screen. A loud knock at his front door jolts him out of whatever the actual fuck he was doing, and he turns his computer off in a rush. He proceeds to walk to the front door.
Once he opens, Max is there with a plain expression. Rocky begins talking, and his “voice” is this weird shitty Joker voice thingy or something. I'll transcribe from memory.
“Oh, Max! Good to see you, how have you been? Never really got to talk to you!”
Max sighs in an upset tone. “We need to talk, Rocky.” His voice. I could tell it was just the actual Max Design Pro, the person speaking.
“Oh, okay! Come inside, make yaself at home. What is it?”
Max sits on the couch and begins to talk. “So, uhh…me and you, similar kinda goals, right?”
Rocky responds. “Heh, yeah. Glad I found out that little cheat code.”
“Yeah, yeah. Um..what I came here to talk about is your..” Max spins his hand in a circle as if trying to find words. “..style of videos.”
“Okay, shoot, whatcha got?”
Max speaks. “Maybe like, tone it down a bit? I mean I get the want for the views and stuff, that's, like, your job but-can you please tone it down?”
“What, you got a problem with-”
“Yes, Rocky. I don't...I don't really like the overly sexual fetishy tone you give to, like, all of your videos.”
“Well, what gets better clicks than something shocking?”
“I don't know, but its fuckin gross, man. These are clearly targeted to kids, dude.”
Rocky spoke cockily. “Heh, well what made you think that? Digital Circus and Helluva Boss ain't exactly for kids, Max.”
“Yeah, but that's the audience they have. Kids. Also you have done videos on very child oriented media, don't hide it.”
Rocky spoke. “It's just the way I pay the bills! You and I are alike, Max! We-”
“No, Rocky. We aren't alike. I don't put fucking porn in my videos, dude. I have morals. All I'm asking is to take a step back and think about what you're doing.”
“..ugh, fine, I'll consider-”
“No, you WILL. You just WILL change your act, and please take those videos down, man. It's fucking vile.”
“Who are you to tell me what to do, huh? The cops-”
“No, but sometimes I think the cops SHOULD be called on your ass. I'm giving you a chance, please just-”
Rocky snaps back. “God, you got anything else to BITCH and MOAN abou-”
“YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!”
Max pushes Rocky to the floor.
“AGH! The fuck is wrong with you, man?!”
Max screams back at Rocky. “I’M NOT THE ONE WHO HAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH EM, YOU ARE! YOU FUCKING WASTE OF OXYGE-”
At that point in the video, it froze on that still frame of Max screaming with a prominent lack of audio.
Then it cuts back.
Max is standing next to Rocky’s computer, in his room from before. The screen has been shattered, and it is smeared in blood. Rocky is facedown in his keyboard, lifeless in his chair. Blood is splattered on his keyboard and his face. 
Max is standing next to Rocky’s corpse, blood on his hands and splattered all over him. His eyes are extremely dilated and he has an unnaturally large toothy grin. He is twitching and convulsing in place.
The sound in the background is an extremely distorted version of the Cotton Eye Joe remix used in Max’s shorts usually.
The previous scene including the music abruptly ends, and we move on to the next scene.
An image of Rocky's profile picture slowly fades in on a black background. Audio that seems to be the crackling of a fire could be heard. After a while of this image staying on screen, white text appears under the image, reading “shame”. The video abruptly comes to a close with that image.
I was shocked, My friends were shocked. We talked among ourselves and I left a comment.
“deserved lmao”
I had left my comment, but I found out that other than some other people, a certain someone responded. It was Rocky.
His comment was just “Guess who’s getting copyright striked?”
It turned out Max had already responded. “Guess who needs to grow a spine?😏”
A bit later, it turned out both videos were taken down because of a copyright strike, sent by Rocky. I wasn’t surprised at all, to be honest. So, unfortunately, this video is lost. Though I don’t think we should let this stay lost.
As previously stated, I had some screenshots of the videos which I have provided. If I have these screencaps, that means I have proof. This shouldn’t be lost. We need to get this reuploaded. We need to get the word out. We need Rocky to be ruined, and we need to stop people from being silenced.
Fuck you, Rocky. Go eat a mountain of shit.
----Max staring at camera and yelling at Rocky drawn by Hayden The Toe Jammer.
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