Randomness.

Created by The Zombie O.O. This is basically a large bunch of random short, and hilarious mini-fanfics, all clumped together into ONE. RANDOM. PAGE. Prepare for derpness and non-understanding.
Also, the reason why I have told you (The reader) that is because i do not want all those rage comments saying like "THIS STORY SO BAD". So, it's time for randomness.
==Characters==
Note: (There's no "Main" and "Supporting" characters in my "Randomness" pages, well, because...it's MULTIPLE short fanfics. 
===Non-canon plants, zombies and humans:===
The Zombie O.O: Appears in some random parts. And is also mentioned a few times.
Fire Melon: And the fire nation attacked.
Worthless Scum: A dumb person thinking that Citron in his robot is a superhero.
Random human beings
===Others:===
Random plants
Random zombies
==The Randomness Begins...3...2...1...==
START!
(Static screen)
Conehead Cowboy: Hello, welcome to shooting school-
Cowboy Zombie: (Fires a bullet that richochets off a wall and kills himself)
Conehead Cowboy: Aaand, you got an F! Get out of here now.
(Static screen)
Wizard Zombie: Now, that i have reclaimed my GREAT powers, I. SMITE. THEE! (Turns himself into sheep)
(Static screen)
Scientist Zombie: Why do you not get the glitch?! PvZ universe is now broken! You can all be teleportation subjects!
Jester Zombie: I don't feel like being the companian cube dude. I've played Portal. Get that The Zombie O.O guy to do it. *Camera rolls onto me*
The Zombie O.O: *Trying to eat brain taco* What?
(Static screen which is shortly interrupted by Fire Melon lobbing a melon at the camera)
Fire Melon: MWHAHAHAHAHA. Summer is coming! Winter is ending! YAY!
Winter Melon: No... (A large group of frozen zombies, Ice-shroom, several yetis and snow everywhere is near Winter Melon) In fact, you're wrong.
(Static screen)
Citron: MWHAHAHAHAHA! (Is brainwashed by Dr. Zomboss) I am CITRON THE MIGHTY, and I DEMAND YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR BRAINS!
Worthless Scum: Hey, are you a superhero?
Citron: WHAT!? WHY, you WORTHLESS SCUM! Why would you DARE TO CALL ME a SUPERHERO?!
Worthless Scum: Well, you look like one.
Citron: WHY WOULD I call you a WORTHLESS SCUM if I WAS A SUPERHERO?!
Worthless Scum: Well, it's technically correct, since i'm lazy, and i failed exams several times.
Citron: I'm done.
(Static screen)
Ra Zombie: (Walks out of pyramid, with Tomb Raiser Zombie and a few mummy zombies.)
Explorer Zombie: (Suddenly appears near pyramid) A pyramid! I must explore it!
Ra Zombie: (Turns and looks at Explorer Zombie) Get out of here before i Ra you, Ra!
(Awkward silence, and general confusion, until Bonk Choy appears on Penny, and seeing all the static zombies, punching their heads off, before time-travelling again.)