Transcripts/Tax Season

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Tax Season.
Hyrule Castle, Day.
Harkinian: Zelda, it's Tax Season.
Harkinian: Duke Onkled is under a ton of taxes!
Zelda: You've got to be kidding me.
Onkled: D-Don't hurt me taxes, PLEASE!
Onkled: I'll pay you this key!
He hands Harkinian over the Reesong Palace Key.
Harkinian: Acceptable enough...go away!
Farri: Yes my lie-
Harkinian: OAH!
Harkinian: Who the hell is this bastard!?
Farri: He-
Ganon *out of nowhere*: SILENCE!
Harkinian: OAH! GANON! 
Harkinian: Do you have to do that to me!?
Ganon: Piss off, you runt.
Harkinian: HAO, you want a piece of me, boi!?
Ganon: YOU DARE....and I will make your face die!
Harkinian: Keep a lid on it, Ganon!
Ganon: No!
Harkinian: Yes!
Ganon: NO!
Harkinian: Yes!
Harkinian: I said yes!
Harkinian: So, shut the fuck up...
Ganon stares at Harkinian, looking like he is ready to burst.
Harkinian:... and pay your taxes.
The episode ends shortly after.
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