El Sabotage de Sandy

El Sabatoge de Sandy is the fifth episode of Sexist SpongeBob.
==Characters==
*SpongeBin
*Bubble Bass
*Sandy Cheeks
*Mama Bass (debut)
==Transcript==
(The episode begins with Sandy hanging up her underwear on a clothesline)
Sandy: Y’know, maybe I should just get a fucking dryer. This takes too much time.
(Cut to the outside of her treedome, where SpongeBin is looking at her through a pair of binoculars behind a bush conveniently placed outside)
SpongeBin: Wait until Bubble Bass finds out what I’m about to do to this poor woman… oh who am I kidding she absolutely deserves it.
(SpongeBin slithers like a snake up to the very top of the treedome and waits for a good time to enter. Sandy is seen taking estrogen pills)
Sandy: Being trans ain’t easy, y’know. Existing isn’t easy either but that’s a different story for another time.
SpongeBin: (taking pictures with a camera) Estrogen… interesting. SHE’S PLAYING GOD! Wait, isn't Sandy a guy? Oh forget it, I’m trying to impress my friend here. If it’s girl she wants, it’s girl she gets. Or he. My brain hurts so fucking much. 
Sandy: Time to go watch my favorite TV channel… Hallmark!
(SpongeBin gags)
SpongeBin: It’s even worse than I thought! Watching bottom of the barrel television! How does that channel still get ratings?
(Sandy goes inside the treedome and sits on her couch to watch TV. SpongeBin cuts an opening into the treedome with his teeth and lands on top of the tree. He can see Sandy watching TV)
Sandy: (tearing up) Randy, you’re such a dreamboat.
SpongeBin: Oh puh-lease, he probably doesn’t even know every misogynistic slur in the sea. Unlike me. I know all of them. (takes a picture)
Sandy: (tensing up) I gotta take a dump.
SpongeBin: Not very ladylike I see. Oh well, ladies are bad anyway. I wonder if I can get pictures of her in the bathroom.
French Narrator: Eugh… several bathroom pics later…
SpongeBin: Wait ‘til Bubble Bass sees these. He’s gonna laugh his bubble ass off!
(He then notices that the hole he made earlier has started a flood inside the treedome)
Sandy: Dag nabbit, there’s a hole in the dome! I knew I should’ve gotten dome insurance.
(SpongeBin snickers as Sandy presses a button on the dome to drain all the water)
Sandy: Now, where were we? Oh yeah. Gotta masturbate.
SpongeBin: Stupid bitch. Everyone knows women can’t masturbate. Wait, is Sandy a woman? I forget.
(Sandy lays on her bed and sighs)
SpongeBin: Oh, this’ll be great! (takes more pictures)
French Narrator: I… I hate working for this show. Several disgusting pics later…
SpongeBin: I think that’s enough pictures. Now for the sabotage!
(SpongeBin pulls out a screwdriver and looks for something to loosen. He finds out that the dome has several screws putting it together)
SpongeBin: Jackpot!
(SpongeBin starts undoing all the screws one by one, and he sees Sandy go outside to get some fresh air)
Sandy: (sighs) Ah, all that work made me tired. I think I need some of that fresh air.
SpongeBin: Shit! Gotta make this quick!
(SpongeBin undoes the screws at a much faster rate, and gets all of them unscrewed. He takes shelter inside of Sandy’s tree as the dome collapses on itself. Sandy is left injured, and very pissed off)
Sandy: MY DOME! WHO DID THIS?!
(She hears SpongeBin texting on his phone)
Sandy: SPONGEBIN! I SHOULD’VE KNOWN! Just what in Jesus Harold Christ’s crispy crackers are you doing?!
SpongeBin: None of your business, fake girl.
Sandy: Fake?! Shut the hell up, you’re starting to sound like Bubble Bass.
(SpongeBin touches her breasts)
SpongeBin: Are these things even real? Doesn’t seem like it.
Sandy: OUT!
(SpongeBin runs away laughing)
Sandy: Grr… gonna have to crash at Mrs. Puff’s again.
(Bubble transition to SpongeBin calling Bubble Bass on Discord)
SpongeBin: So, pretty cool pics, huh?
Bubble Bass: You bet! That’s one puny schlong he has.
SpongeBin: Oh, so Sandy’s a guy.
Bubble Bass: Yeah. Everyone knows that.
SpongeBin: Now I feel a little bad destroying the treedome.
Bubble Bass: Don’t be. You did a good thing, buddy.
Mama Bass: BUBBLE BASS! DID YOU ORDER NAZI PROPAGANDA AGAIN?
Bubble Bass: No mother, I’m sure it’s just the libtards next door who did that.
Mama Bass: I’m gonna kick your ass… one of these days.
(the episode ends as Bubble Bass’ mom spanks her son multiple times)
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