Elminute

Elminute is a TV channel owned by Elmo 3 Good Limited.
Elminute airs select episodes of shows and movies that are edited down to 1 minute. The channel does not have commercial breaks, instead some episodes are edited to feature adverts in the background of scenes. Programming acquired from Meme World also feature a big Meme World watermark, a border with Meme World ads, and an advert for Meme World after the show finishes, the advert being 1.00000001 minutes long, this is a contractual obligation.
==History==
The channel launched on April 1, 2022 with an edit of the Family Guy episode "April in Quahog." It also had a timer on screen to prove that the episode had been edited down to be just 1 minute long.
==Programming==
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*Elmo News
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* (but it ends with Chandler moving to Yemen)
*Full Server
*Generic Caught on Camera Series: On Camera
*The Game of Life
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*Mr. Character's Awesome House
*Mummy Pig's Dinner
*New Squidward Chat
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*Sleeping with Elmodad
*SpongeBob SquarePants 1½
*SpongeBob SquarePants 0
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*SpongeBob SquarePants (fanon series)
*Sports with Elmodad
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==Movies==
* (I swear this counts)
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*mEmE wOrLD: teh movai - a meme world movie
*mEmE wOrLD: teh movai: the squeakquel - another meme world movie
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*The Room
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==Examples==
*mEmE wOrLD: teh movai - a meme world movie
*mEmE wOrLD: teh movai: the squeakquel - another meme world movie
*Mr. Character's Awesome House - "An Awesome Discord Server 2"
*New Squidward Chat
*The Tragedy Trilogy: A Full Server Movie
*The Game of Life: "Out of Control" - Two versions of the episode have been shown on the channel. One version featured just the Krusty Krab shooting scenes, another version only featured the Nintendo household scenes.
==Advertisement==
[Opening shot: Elmo sitting in a colorful set, a large timer displayed next to him.]
Elmo: [Smiling] Hi there! Elmo welcomes you to Elminute!
[Elmo starts a 1-minute countdown on the timer.]
Elmo: Ever wish you could watch your favorite shows and movies, but don't have enough time? Well, Elminute has the solution for you!
[Quick cuts of various shows and movies, each lasting a couple of seconds: Elmo News, Friends (Chandler waving goodbye), New Squidward Chat (Squidward with a microphone), Peppa Pig (Peppa jumping in muddy puddles), SpongeBob SquarePants (SpongeBob laughing), The Boss Baby (Boss Baby in a suit), Madagascar (the animals dancing), and The Room (Tommy Wiseau saying "Oh hi, Mark!")]
Elmo: Here at Elminute, we take your favorite episodes and condense them into one-minute wonders! That's right, all the excitement, laughs, and unforgettable moments packed into a single minute!
[Elmo looks at the timer, which is ticking down rapidly.]
Elmo: But wait, there's more! Instead of traditional commercial breaks, we cleverly integrate adverts into the background of scenes. That means you won't miss a second of the action!
[Clips of different shows and movies with subtle product placements, like a soda can on a table or a billboard in the background.]
Elmo: It's like watching your favorite entertainment and catching glimpses of new and exciting products at the same time!
[Elmo's excitement builds as the countdown approaches zero.]
Elmo: Get ready... Elminute is about to start!
[The countdown reaches zero, and the screen transitions to the Elminute logo.]
Announcer: Elminute, airing every day!
[Closing shot of the Elminute logo and schedule information.]
Announcer: Don't miss out on the fastest and most exciting way to experience your favorite shows and movies. Tune in to Elminute and join the fun today!
[End of the advertisement.]
==Gallery==
elminute bug.png|but they respected him for saying it
elminute meme world.png|relatable
Elminute Yemen.png|"when we get to yemen, can i stay with you?"
elminute sonic 2.png|a very subtle advertisement for sonic 2 during the spongebob squarepants episode house fancy, you probably wouldn't even notice it
Yemen elminute-2|chandler is going to yemen
Elminute borg-2|I SURRENDER!
elminute violence.png|uh oh
elminute gus.png|UH OH
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