The First Battle of Delesoix

=== Overview ===
The First Battle of Delesoix was a key part of the First Honk War, securing a major victory for Clown Clan. Planning for the 
battle began after the Confrontation at Delesoix, being discussed in the DMs of Bacon Leaders and among the Funny 
Powers. The Sponges and the Holy Ragu Church agreed to send volunteers to assist the clowns in battle. 
=== The Battle Itself: ===
Yung Clown already planned for a "Honkskrieg" tactic in which the clowns would charge straight into the city and defend it with their life, finding camping points and guarding points for tanks to hold the city and prevent the bacons from reaching the Clown spawn. Two or three sponges showed up, two ragu members showed up, and about 20-25 Clowns showed up to the battle. Yung Clown gave a five second speech before the battle which stated "We will beat them and win hard aww yeah" and immediately sent his men into battle. Giving two of his men Honkthrowers, and giving two bacons honkthrowers to make it fair, new weaponry was being seen on the battlefield of the Clowns for the first time.
==== The Beginning ====
At the start, Bacons were already spawncamping before the battle had even started, and once the clowns retaliated about two of them left in ragequit (troll!!!). The clowns were doing good at the start afterwards,
being able to keep bacons from entering the city and holding them off, facing fierce urban combat. Some bacons had crawled into the city before the battle started but were quickly taken care of. The clowns were eventually pushed back a few feet to the bridge leading into the second half of the city, but immediately regained ground.
==== The Middle ====
Bacons began flanking with armor at their left of the map, taking a trench flag and standing off with clowns at a separate flank. Clownding Father ToxicTurtle sent men to take care of them. In response to the flanking, Yung Clown ordered an airborne operation for paratroopers to quickly flank the Bacons. Landing straight on the ground, clown troops quickly took the flag back and fought there for a good two minutes before moving back into the city.
==== The End ====
Fierce tank on tank combat began in the forests around the cities, with Clowns utilizing the "Honkthrower Tank" tactic, driving a tank while using a honkthrower at the same time. This led to heavy bacon casualties. Tanks littered the battleground and the clowns were pushed back to the center of the city for a good five minutes before pushing the bacons close to their spawn. Bacons began pulling out and retreating, with the clowns beginning to corner them at spawn. The bacons were all over the place, their tanks exploding and bacons being burnt and shot to death left and right. Their general grew furious, and ordered a full pullout.
=== Aftermath ===
General Vlad of the bacons requested proof that the guns were balanced. Chill showed proof, and General Vlad excused his men's shitshow by saying "we did not know this" and requested a round 2. They did a round 2, but almost none of his men rejoined the game. The clowns won round 2 anyway. General Vlad got such PTSD from it he requested to wait another week before the next raid. The clowns began preparing for The Battle at the Field (which would also be a shitshow)
Category:Honk War I Battles