Transcripts 1999-02

Transcripts from February 1999 strips.
==February 1==
Panel 1Norman is giving a concerned look to Kingston, who is lying on the couch with a magazine draped over his chest and a relaxed look on his face.Norman: Where's Richard?Norman: My subliminal message takes time to work, and I'm bored!Kingston: I told you! He's playing "hide the frankfurter" with his new girlfriend.Norman: When will he be back?Kingston: If she's on heat you won't see him for at least a week.Panel 2Close-up of Kingston, laughing so hard he is crying.Kingston: HA! If she IS on heat; I don't envy Richard in the slightest!Off-panel (Norman): Why's that then?Panel 3Close-up of the same scene as panel 1, but this time Norman is laughing so hard he is crying, with "HA! HA! HA!" sound effects.Caption: One detailed description of fox anatomy and mating methods later...Norman: That's SICK! I knew he was kinky! Get stuck together for how long?Kingston: 15 minuets.Panel 4View of a lift from the exterior, doors closed and indicator on floor 3, a "RRRIIINNNG!" sound effect indicating the emergency stop has been activated.Unseen (Anne): Oh well done Richard!Unseen (Richard): IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO TRY IT IN A LIFT!Unseen (Anne): Just hope it wears off before someone kills the emergency stop!
==February 8==
Panel 1Norman is sitting in the dark and staring at the computer, concerned.Norman (thinking): Damn! The subliminal message is taking too long to load and people are leaving my site to early! F%^$£*& GEOCITIES! I need more hits too. Maybe the online comic strip wasn't such a good idea. I could try a TV ad' to show my message, but that costs money.... Time to call in some debts.Panel 2Norman, wielding a cattle prod, is walking past Kingston, who is lying on the couch as though napping.Norman: I'm just off too make a "withdrawal"Kingston: Wha'ever.Panel 3Close-up of Kingston, still lying on the couch.Kingston (thinking): I should ask where he's going with that cattle prod, but he'll only tell me.Panel 4Unknown feline is standing in shock, with googly eyes and gritted teeth, as a "ZAP" sound effect emanates from Norman's cattle prod. Norman has an evil look as he delivers the blow.Richard (thinking): I love it when they say they don't have the money on them. Mind you, this thing has a habit of melting their credit cards!
==February 15==
Panel 1Close-up of Anne, wearing a dressing gown. She is looking over her shoulder.Anne: Richard! I've made you breakfast. Come down before it gets cold!Richard: Hold on a minute! I'll be right down!Panel 2Richard is topless with a big smile on his face, the bottom of the panel (and a "Strategically placed pot-plant") hiding everything below his waist. Anne is looking down in surprise with a big exclamation point over her head.Richard: Happy Valentine's day Anne! Like your present?Richard: Ha! You look surprised!Panel 3Same scene as panel 2 but zoomed out slightly to make it more evident what the "Told you!" plant is covering. Richard has an annoyed expression while Anne is snickering and pointing down.Anne: I sure am! I'm surprised how you could tie a bow to something that small!
==February 22==
Panel 1Norman has a handheld video recorder and is pointing it at the camera. He has a large evil grin.Norman: HA! HA! HA! Soon my plans will be complete! My subliminal message will be shown to the world*Footnote: *well, ITV viewers in the Meridian area anyway.Norman: I've just got to film a bloody advert now.Panel 2Norman is looking at Kingston, who has his hat brim covering his face down to his nose.Norman: Oi Kingston! Wanna be in a TV Ad' that will plunge the world (well this TV area) into chaos?Kingston: No...Panel 3Close-up of Kingston, this time his eyes visible.Kingston: In fact I'd rather be castrated with a blunt bread knife than be filmed!Panel 4Norman is in a basement with a cage light and a knife, glancing around suspiciously.Caption: LATER...Norman: I know you're here Kingston!Norman: I got what you wanted!Unseen (Kingston) (thinking): Next time you just have to say NO... ...and don't hide in the water tank!
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