Spikey's Zombie Bomb

Cast:Spike,Erica,Twilight,Eva,Discord and Elsa.
Transcript
NOTE:This might have some story changes)
(Spike turns off the lights and closes the windows then hides)
Erica:So,what did you do this time? Write your name on the yard with a lawnmower?
Spike:Uh,yeah. But this is way worse! (the doorbell rings) Didn't you know what today is?
Erica:No,but I do know the door's not gotta answer itself. (they open the door and see a Valentine's Day styled box of chocolates) Alright! Smooch City,here we come! I think that cute boy at the store was big for my Erica babe. (she uses breath freshener and Spike shudders)
Spike:Valentine's Day is the grossest,sickest,barfiest holiday ever invented!
Erica:It's not as gross as March 9th. (eats a chocolate)
Spike:Are you kidding? This is waaayyy worse than National Rock-eating Day! Girls are trying to kiss me!
Erica:(seductively) How awful. (eats a chocolate)
Spike:Nobody's putting their lips on me! This year, I don't wanna hear a smooch! (hears one) YUCK! (he sees Spyro and Emma Swan kissing) SEE?! This is what I'm talking about! It is the most disgusting thing in the universe! (Suddenly,Spyro and Emma turn into zombies)
Erica:Nope. That is the most disgusting thing in the universe!
Spike:MY PARENTS ARE ZOMBIES?! Sweet!
Erica:NO! NOT SWEET! They wanna eat our brains!
Spike:Hey,at least they ain't kissing.
Spyro and Emma Swan:(as Zombies) No eat brains...only want kisses. ...kisses...
Spike:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! RUN! (they run to the lab) Twilight! Eva! Mom and Dad-
Twilight:-got turned into zombies.
Spike:Yeah! But they didn't wanna eat our brains...
Eva:They got kisses instead?
Erica:You two seem to know an awful lot about this.
Twilight:Just because we know about it doesn't mean we totally caused it by accident. We have no idea how to stop it. Right,Eva?
Eva:Riiight.
Spike:You guys are so busted.
Twilight:Fine! It's Valentine's Day! (she explains about the infection of the brain)
Spike:Ah. Got it.
Erica:Yeah. He don't got it.
Eva:We made a love potion so Om Nom will wanna kiss us.
Twilight and Eva:Ahhh... (Cut to flashback)
Eva:But it kinda sorta mutated him into a deadly zombie virus that spreads by kissing. (Om Nom turns into a zombie and spreads the virus)
Twilight:We had no idea that the effects would be so dramatic,and now the whole town is infected,and kinda could end in a Smoochville Zombie makeout sesh! That scientifically speaking we call a zombie apocalypse! (shows a person being infected by a zombie girl, flashback over)
Erica:Well,best be ready. (she uses the breath freshener and Spike smacked it out of her hand)
Spike:Nobody's kissing me,or you today,Erica. It's time to call in the big guns! (He calls the Skylanders to help but Tree Rex's voicemail is there;cut to island,where the Skylanders are playing Volleyball)
Tree Rex:We should do this more often! (cut back to lab)
Spike:Plan B: Can you two like make some kind of thingy to make the kissing zombies go bye bye?
Twilight:You mean an antidote?
Spike:No,I mean a thing that-
Erica:Yeah,he means antidote.
Eva:We could,but the only antidote is made with a rare chemical called Rythosathan. And the only supply for Rythosathan is found at the Institute.
Twilight:And the Institute's all across the zombie infested town! We never survive! Even with the help with our newest invention,the Haymaker! (shows a weapon with a boxing glove on it)
Spike:Sweet! (he looks at the infested town) I will not accept a world where everyone's a zombie! And worse,everyday is Valentine's Day! We're gonna get to that stupid lab,and make that...that...
Erica:Antidote.
Spike:...Antidote! Well,it's not gonna be easy,but with your brains and my awesomeness,we are going to SAVE THE WORLD! (cut to town) Stay close,and remember,no matter what happens,do not get kissed under any circumstances.
Twilight:Unless it's Om Nom!
Erica:Are you crazy? You'll become a zombie!
Eva:He's right. No getting kissed. Unless it's Zombie Om Nom.
Erica:I can hear you! (hears someone screaming,calling for help) It sounds like it was coming from far away! (they go to the school)
Spike:There's someone on the school roof! (uses binoculars) Icy Dress. White Braids. A brain barely functioning.
Erica:Sounds like a zombie!
Spike:No. It's just Elsa.
Erica:Well,in that case we gotta help her!
Spike:No way!
Erica:Come on,Elsa's tough! Maybe he can help us! (they go to the roof)
Elsa:Please! No! I don't wanna be a zombie! Please! No!
Spike:Kinda of a big help. Come on, Elsa! We gotta get out of here!
Elsa:That's what I'm trying to do! I built a rocket. (she builds a not functioning ice rocket) So I can blast out of this no good zombie town.
Erica:Right. Well,at least you got a plan.
Elsa:AAAAHHH!!! First,there's zombies everywhere! And now your babysitter's a vampire,Test! Can this day get any freakier? (the zombies break down the door to the roof;everyone screams)
Erica:They've blocked the only way out! Well,I guess we're finished. (uses the breath freshener again and Spike again smacked it out of her hand)
Spike:Don't give up! I got an idea! (he uses his phone;to Twilight) But you may not like it. (he calls someone)
Twilight:Say wha? (the zombies are getting closer while a helicopter arrives to rescue the survivors;gasp) We're saved!
Discord:Not so fast,Twilight Test! (Twilight screams) I'm here to rescue you,if you'll be my valentine!
Twilight:NEVER!
Eva:Twilight,It's either Discord or dead by a thousand smooches.
Twilight:Only a thousand?
Spike:Let's try this. How about a tall glass of "punch"? (he uses the Haymaker to punch the zombies, but fails and it punches Erica's gut instead)
Erica:COME ON! (the zombies get closer)
Spike:Just say you'll be his valentine or we're all gonna end up zombies!
Twilight:NEVER!!! (the zombies are finally near them) OK! FINE! (they get up the ladder and escape;cut to the helicopter,Discord leans over to Twilight)
Discord:Hello,Valentine. (Twilight sighs;they arrive at the Institute)
Spike:See? Now that's a rocket! (shows a nuclear bomb)
Elsa:Looks just like mine. (they go inside the Institute)
Spike:Alright. The antidote's around here somewhere. The way we're gonna find it is with teamwork!
Elsa:Right! We're a team! We stick together no matter what happens! No. Matter. What. Happens.
Spike:Why are you covering your cheek?
Elsa:No reason. Let's go.
Erica:(picks up a test tube) Elsa! Catch! (she catches it and reveals she has been kissed)
Spike:Ha! Lipstick! (everyone gasps)
Elsa:It's nothing! I'm fine!
Spike:Somebody kissed you on the roof!
Erica:Oh,this is bad.
Elsa:No no no! I'll be okay! I promise!
Erica:Well,I guess if you promise- (Elsa turns into a zombie while everyone screams and runs)
Discord:Come,Twilight! Be safe with me in this totally dark panned closet!
Twilight:Ew! NO!
Discord:Oh. Suit yourself. I'll bring the cucumber sandwiches! (he goes inside and closes it;Spike goes to the door,tries to open it,but it won't budge)
Spike:It's locked!
Discord:I'm sorry,my love! You're on your own! I'm just too important to risk my life! (he turns on the light in the room) Safe at last. (he turns around to see a zombified Caesar) Oh,the delicious irony. (the zombified Caesar then infects Discord and he is turned into a zombie,breaking down the door)
Twilight and Eva:LOOK OUT! (Zombie Discord, a zombified Caesar and the zombified scientists corner Spike,Twilight,Eva and Erica, but the 4 escape by going to the lab)
Eva:It's gotta be here somewhere.
Twilight:(gasp) There it is! Rythosathan! (they use the ingredient to make an antidote) This antidote is highly potent and with the right dosage should reverse the zombifying effects of our love potion! (they use a microwave to make it right and is done) It's ready! (Spike and Erica gasp in happiness but was sent flying when Zombie Om Nom enters the lab)
Om Nom:(as Zombie) ...Test...
Twilight and Eva:ZOMBIE Om Nom... (Spike and Erica get back on the ground)
Twilight:I know we're a team,but you have to save the world on your own!
Eva:You can do it! We believe in you!
Erica:Twilight. Eva. I strongly advise you NOT TO KISS THE ZOMBIE!
Om Nom:(as Zombie) ...kisses... (Twilight and Eva are going to kiss Zombie Om Nom but Twilight stops)
Twilight:Wait! Stop! Are we crazy?! We need picture so all of us will remember this magical moment! (Twilight and Eva take a selfie)
Spike:You can't do this! How are we- (Twilight and Eva are turned into zombies by Om Nom,while Spike and Erica are disgusted)
Twilight and Eva:(as Zombies) ...It was worth it...
Spike:Wait a minute. How are we suppossed to give the antidote to the whole town?!
Erica:Forget it,Spikey! We're finished! Everyone else is a zombie and we're next!
Spike:Well,we had a good run,though,didn't we?
Erica:We sure did,kid. We sure did. (Spike and Erica hug,and the zombies Om Nom,Twilight and Eva get closer to Spike and Erica) You know I always thought I die in a pit of quicksand,or strapped on a back on a nuclear bomb. (Spike gets an idea)
Spike:That's it! (they go outside to see a horde of zombies around the bomb)
Erica:They're everywhere!
Spike:Not for long! (he brings out the Haymaker again)
Erica:I don't know what's worse,the zombies or that thing?
Spike:Yeah,but if I aim it at you... (he uses it on Erica,but she didn't get hit and instead hits the zombies one-by-one)
Erica:Nice use on reverse psychology on an inanimate object!
Spike:Now to end this zombie apocalypse. (he puts the antidote in the core of the bomb,then comes back)
Erica:Hurry,Spikey! They're coming back to life! Or death! Or- Hurry! (the zombies get up and Erica sees a zombie kid) My last kiss is a living kid. (she uses her breath freshener,but it's all out) And I'm all out of breath freshener! (Spike and Erica fly around the zombies frantically) Spikey,DO SOMETHING!
Spike:Hey,zombies! (the bomb launches into the sky) Kiss this! (he presses the button the explode the bomb into mid-air, releasing antidote particle-like snowflakes and turning Twilight,Eva,Discord, Om Nom,Elsa,Spyro,Emma Swan and everyone else back to normal)
Erica:Spikey! We did it! We're saved!
Twilight and Eva:Spikey! Thank you for saving us!
Spike:I know. I saved the day! (cut to Town Hall)
Princess Celestia:Three cheers for- Not being zombies! (the crowd says three cheers)
Spike:What did I tell you,Erica? We're heroes! And better yet, I didn't get a single kiss.
Erica:But...you deserve one. (she kisses Spike on the cheek;Spike gasps)
Spike:NOOOOOOO!!!!!
The End