Thomas: Show Me A Story! (2005 Film)/Transcript

== Transcript ==
* Narrator: Once Is A Springtime of Hundre Acre Wood. There is A Boy and a Bear, Together They Liked To See And Then They Look. The Hundred Acre Wood Begin Our Story of Thomas: Show Me A Story.
* (Song Plays as The Hundred Acre Wood Exploring Shown)
* Narrator: Once, Thomas Howled And Barked For A New Adventures, An Orange Dog Showed To His Ideas And Howls.
* Thomas: (Howling) Oh. My Name is Thomas, I‘m a Dog from London, Here’s My Owner Christopher Robin.
* Christopher Robin: Thomas!
* Thomas: Christopher!
* (Christopher Robin Hugs Thomas)
* Christopher Robin: I‘m Glad You‘re Back.
* Thomas: Thanks.
* Narrator: Winnie The Pooh is a Bear Who is Sitting On The Tree.
* Winnie The Pooh: Today’s A Good One of Being Pooh. Can We Go Back To Beginning?
* (Flashback)
* Piglet: Where do we hide? 
* Rabbit: What's the shortest shortcut home? 
* Winnie the Pooh: I believe, um, that way is a good way! Although this way could be better. If not over here. Although there might be particularly pleasant as well. 
* Rabbit: Stop it! We're getting nowhere fast, Pooh, and that just won't do. A leader must be someone leaderly. Quick-thinking! Informed! Someone like... me. Well... ah... there. Anyone with half a set of smarts can see we, ah, lose the beast by cutting across this lovely meadow And a lovely meadow it is. Oh, why, look! Is that Golden Dahlia-Daffodilus? Rare for this location. 
* Winnie the Pooh: What exactly is this location, Rabbit? And might it be nearer Christopher Robin than farther? 
* Rabbit: Why, we're right here! On course, of course. Where else would we be? Owl? Where are we?! "Nice Peaceful Spot." Ha! Indeed. 
* Piglet: Oh, dear! This is not the place for a small and frightfully fearful animal, such as myself. 
* (Flashback Ends)
* Winnie The Pooh: I Guess.
* Narrator: So. Christopher Robin And Thomas Walked To Their Pass of Winds and Met His Mother.
* Christopher Robin’s Mom: Christopher Robin.
* Christopher Robin: Yes, Mom.
* Christopher Robin‘s Mom: We Hope For Something To Do. Okay. Bye!
* Narrator: So, Christopher Robin And Thomas Ran Back To Hundred Acre Wood.
* Thomas: What’s All The Heart?
* (Flashback)
* Winnie The Pooh: I'm not sure, Piglet. Oh, if only I could remember. 
* Narrator: This way and that way the map led them, to all the places Christopher Robin wasn't, but to none of the places he was. And still Rabbit refused to realize the map didn't know which way it was going. 
* Rabbit: So! We first head east by south, then south by east. Of course, minus the magnetic variation, plus the wind drift, we clearly go... This way! 
* Winnie the Pooh: I wonder if those rather forbidding-looking things might be the Forbidden Mountains? Where Christopher Robin is? 
* Piglet: You're right, Pooh! 
* Tigger: You found 'em, Buddy-Bear! 
* Rabbit: Excuse me? The way to there is over here. 
* Winnie the Pooh: But Rabbit... isn't that them... over there? 
* Rabbit: Now which are you going to believe, this official map or your own eyes? Look for yourself and you'll see we're right on course. It's all right there in black and white. Why would anyone want to wander around, wondering which way to go, when they have a map to follow? A map is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch.
* (Flashback Ends)
* Christopher Robin: It’s Okay, Thomas, Being Fun is A Good One.
* Thomas: I Knew That.
* Narrator: So, Thomas And Christopher Robin Looked Up Far The Sky Until Flik,Dot And Atta Went Down There On The Ground.
* Thomas: What is That?
* Flik: I’m Flik.
* Thomas: Oh.
* (Flashback)
* Winnie The Pooh: Um... Tigger?
* Tigger: Hm? Oh, OK. Look at the biceps on that bear. I don't deserve to dangle from the same precipice. What's Donkey Boy sayin'? 
* Eeyore: I said, "Ouch." 
* All: (Falling) Aah! 
* (Mud)
* Piglet: Yike! 
* Winnie The Pooh: Now, don't worry, Piglet. It's only me. 
* Piglet: Oh, yike! 
* Winnie the Pooh: Now don't worry, Piglet, it's only Tigger and Rabbit and Eeyore. 
* Rabbit: The map, hoo-
* (Flashback Ends)
* Thomas: Hmmm..... The Ravine is......
* Winnie The Pooh: Right Here!
* Flik: Whoa Whoa Whoa! Chill Out You Two!
* Atta: I Know Right.
* Dot: Yeah They Do.
* Flik: How About This?
* (Flashback)
* Winnie The Pooh: Might you know which way Christopher Robin is from here, Rabbit? 
* Rabbit: Oh, well... I mean, there... There's this way, of course. Not that it's the right way. We obviously want to go this way. Though that way's further than farther and nearer than not. Although we can't rule out this way. Now if Christopher Robin was here, what would he say? Well, ha-ha, he'd say... "That Rabbit can't function in this humidity! That it's not his fault! This fog isn't even on the map! And that Rabbit is just not smart enough to know where to go, or... what to do.”
* Winnie The Pooh: Oh! Christopher Robin says, at a time like this, all I have to do is remember.
* Rabbit: Remember what? 
* Winnie the Pooh: I forget. But it's something like... You're smarter when you're pink. Does that help? 
* Rabbit: No. I don't know where we are and where we aren't. And I haven't known for hours. I've failed us all. 
* Winnie the Pooh: I believe I have, as well. 
* Tigger: Let's face it. Without Christopher Robin, we don't have a chance of finding Christopher Robin. 
* Winnie The Pooh: Perhaps we might rest in there until this mist... is mostly mistless? 
* Eeyore: End of the road. Nothin' to do. And no hope of things gettin' better. Sounds like Saturday night at my house. 
* (Flashback Ends)
* Atta: Hmmm.... Saturday Night is In Your House?
* Dot: No.
* Atta: Oh.
* Thomas: What Does This Happen?
* Flik: So. The Skullasaurus Are Much Creepier Than Hopper.
* (Flashback)
* Rabbit: What's that? 
* Piglet: Oh, d-d-d-dear! 
* Rabbit: Ha-ha. There's nothing to be afraid of, it's just the wind, yes, that's right, yes, it's nothing, nothing at all... (Falls Down Into Hole) Aah! 
* Winnie the Pooh: Rabbit? 
* (Rabbit Rolls Down The Hole)
* Tigger: Christopher Robin! Christopher Robin! Come out, come out, wherever you aren't. (Bats Came Out of the Hole) Aah! 
* Winnie the Pooh: Tigger? 
* Piglet: (Getting Slipped) Oooh! Aah! Aah! 
* Winnie the Pooh: Piglet? 
* Eeyore: Whoa! 
* Winnie the Pooh: Eeyore! 
* Piglet: Tigger! Rabbit! Eeyore!
* Eeyore: Thanks for noticin'. 
* Rabbit: There it is! There it is! TIGGER: It's the terribibblist Skullasaurus I've ever seen! Not to mention, the only one. Aah! 
* Winnie the Pooh: Did someone say, "Skullasaurus"? Aah! Whoa! 
* Tigger: Did ya hear that? The Skullasaurus... It got Pooh! 
Winnie the Pooh: Piglet! Rabbit?! Tigger?! 
* Tigger: I'm gonna miss that bear. 
Piglet: Oh, Pooh. 
* Rabbit: Now it sounds like the beastly creature is... Look there! The Eye of the Skull! 
* (Flashback Ends)
* Atta: Pooh Bear’s An Airplane?
* Flik: Yes.
* Atta: Okay.
* Thomas: We Solve The Problem About The Bugs.
* (Flashback)
* Hopper: So, where is it? Where's my food!
* Princess Atta: Isn't it up...there?
* Hopper: What?!
* Princess Atta: The food was in a leaf.
* Hopper: (interrupts) Excuse me!?
* Princess Atta: Are you sure it's not up there?
* Hopper: Are you saying I'm stupid?
* Princess Atta: No.
* (Flashback Ends)
* Atta: That Hopper?
* Dot: Yes.
* Christopher Robin: Okay, Let’s Gol
* Narrator: So, Christopher Robin,Pooh,Atta,Flik,Dot And Thomas Went To Ashdown Forest And They Saw Anything If They Do.
* Christopher Robin: We See That Coming....
* Thomas: No?
* Christopher Robin: They Saw Us.
* Hopper: Where do you get the gall to do this to me?
* Flik: You were… You were gonna to squish the queen.  
* Hopper: I hate it when someone gives away the ending. You piece of dirt! No, I’m wrong. You’re lower than dirt. You’re an ant! Let this be a lesson to all you ants. Ideas are very dangerous things. You are mindless, soil-shoving losers, put on this Earth to serve us! 
* Flik: You’re wrong, Hopper. Ants are not meant to serve grasshoppers! I’ve seen these ants do great things. And year after year, they somehow manage to pick food for themselves and you. So who is the weaker species? Ants don’t serve grasshoppers. It’s you who need us. We’re a lot stronger than you say we are. And you know it, don’t you?
* (Flashback Ends)
* Thomas: What’s Up With Grasshoppers?
* Winnie The Pooh: That’s Okay.
* Christopher Robin: Oh Man.
* (Flashback)
* Hopper: Say, let’s pretend this grain is a puny little ant. Did that hurt? 
* Axel: Nope.  
* Hopper: Well, how ’bout this one?  
* Loco: Are you kidding?  
* Hopper: Well, how ’bout this? You let one ant stand up to us, then they all might stand up. Those puny little ants outnumber us 100 to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life!
* (Flashback Ends)
* Thomas: We Are Obsessed With Grasshoppers?
* Christopher Robin: Yes They Do.
* Dot: I Hope There’s No Thumper Here.
* Atta: Watch!
* (Flashback)
* Atta: You see, Hopper, Nature has a certain order. The ants pick the food, the ants keep the food and the grasshoppers leave!
* (Flashback Ends)
* Flik: That’s Okay With You.
* Atta: Oh! Okay.
* Tigger: They Goes Away! 
* Winnie The Pooh: Tigger?
* (Flashback)
* Dot: Pretend it’s a seed, okay?
* Flik: Thanks, Dot.  
* Francis: Hey, what’s with the rock?
* Slim: Must be an ant thing.
* Flik: Okay, show me one thing I’ve done right. 
* Dim: Us!
* (Flashback Ends)
* Tigger: Woo Hoo!
* (Lands On Flowers)
* Tigger: I Complained AAbout This.......
* (Flashback)
* Flik: "And So What Happened"
* Thomas: "Here We Go"
* Flik: "Da Da Da Da... Everyone Makes Mistakes! Da Da Da Da... Everyone Makes Mistakes! Da Da Da Da... Everyone Makes Mistakes! Da Da Da Da... Everyone Makes Mistakes!"
* Atta: (Laughs)
* Flik: "That's Funny"
* (Flashback Ends)
* Tigger: Boo.....
* Flik: That’s Okay, Tigger, Flowers is Good.
* Winnie the Pooh: We Think Our Cats Visit To Alley Yards.
* (Flashback)
* Selina: "And So, They Wanted To Say Goodbye"
* Jack: "I Know"
* Maine Coon: "I Knew That Happened"
* Thomas: "All I Have To Do Is Say Goodbye"
* Flik And Atta: "I Know"
* Jack: "All We Can Say Is... Totally Real"
* Atta,Flik And Thomas: "Goodbye, Cats!"
* (Flashback Ends)
* Tigger: I Think I Can.
* Flik: It’s Time!
* Narrator: So, Flik Smiled And Giggled.
* Flik: (Giggles)
* Narrator: He Can Laugh, He Can Sing And He Can Talk. He Enjoys A Lot of Fun In The World.
* Flik: You Know That’s True.
* Atta: My Gosh.
* Dot: Being Funny is a Simple Fun.
* Thomas: You Know That.
* (Flashback)
* Christopher Robin: "Where's Thomas?"
* Christopher Robin's Mom: "I Told You, Christopher, He's Lost"
* Christopher Robin: "Aw No"
* (Flashback Ends)
* Thomas: My Proof is Lost.
* Christopher Robin: That’s Okay, Thomas, We Can Go Here.
* Narrator: So. They Can See Each Skies, Writing Words, Learning About..... Brazil. They Can Help Us All to Show You A Story.
* Christopher Robin: That’s Much Good.
* Winnie The Pooh: I‘m Glad You Like It.
* (Flashback)
* Winnie the Pooh: Wait for me, Piglet! Hold on, Eeyore! Bother. I believe, if there is no way out, that I shall have to stay in. With no more friends. No more Christopher Robin. No more... we. If only I hadn't forgotten what he asked me to remember. Oh, Christopher Robin. If you just could've seen Piglet. He was so much braver than he believes. And Tigger was stronger than he seems. And Rabbit smarter than he thinks. 
* Christopher Robin Voice: Even if we're apart, I'll always be with you. 
* Winnie the Pooh: Christopher Robin? 
Christopher Robin Voice: ...always be with you, always be with you... 
* Winnie the Pooh: Hm. It's a rather puzzlesome thing, but it's almost as if you had never left me. But that can't be, can it? Or can it? Perhaps you are here. So even though we're apart, we really are together? Then perhaps Owl was mistaken all along. Perhaps the place where you are is not on a map. How very nice for us. 
* (Flashback Ends)
* Tigger: I Relized For Me.
* Thomas: Can We Go Here?
* Flik: Yes!
* (Flashback)
* Christopher Robin: I mean things like... where the sun goes at night. And how words are spelled. And how they're not. 
* Winnie the Pooh: Oh, Rabbit will be so proud. 
* Christopher Robin: It's rather fun, really, in a different sort of way. It was scary at first, but then I remembered how brave Piglet can be. And that helped. And sometimes I didn't think I'd have the strength to go on. Then I thought of Tigger. And once I found myself feeling very much alone.
* Winnie the Pooh: What did you do then? 
* Christopher Robin: I thought of you, Pooh. 
* Winnie the Pooh: It's what I would've done. 
* Christopher Robin: Pooh-Bear? I'm told that... tomorrow I'll be... going again.
* Winnie the Pooh: Again?! Oh. Shall I find you again? 
* Christopher Robin: No, I'm going to school. I'll be back as long as you're here. Promise me you'll be here always? Even when I'm 100? 
* Winnie the Pooh: How old shall I be then? 
* Christopher Robin: 99. 
* Winnie the Pooh: I promise. 
* Christopher Robin: Forever and ever? 
* Winnie The Pooh: Yes, Christopher Robin. Forever and ever. 
* (Flashback Ends)
* Atta: We Know That Forever and ever is a Line for Pooh Bear?
* Dot: Yes.
* Flik: What About The Song?
* (Flashback)
* Christopher Robin: Pooh, there's something I have to tell you.
* Pooh: Is it something...nice?
* Christopher Robin: Not exactly...
* Pooh: Then, it can wait.
* Christopher Robin: It can? For how long?
* Pooh: Forever, and ever.
* Christopher Robin: Forever, and ever,
Is a very long time, Pooh.
* Pooh: (giggles) Forever isn't long at all,
When I'm with you... (giggles)
I wanna call your name, forever.
And you will always answer, forever.
And both of us will be,
Forever you and me,
Forever and ever!
* Christopher Robin: I wanna stay like this, forever.
If only I could promise, forever.
Then we could just be we,
Forever you and me...
* Both: Forever and ever!
* Christopher Robin: Forever, and ever,
Is a very long time, Pooh.
* Pooh: (giggles) Forever isn't long at all, Christopher!
(giggles) When I'm with you... (giggles)
Oh, I wanna be with you, forever!
I want you right here, beside me, forever!
* Christopher Robin: One thing you should know,
No matter where I go,
We'll always be together.
* Both: Forever and ever!
* (Flashback Ends)
* Atta: Ohhhh...
* Flik: Whoa
* Thomas: The Song?
* Tigger: (Sighs) Nuh?
* Winnie The Pooh: They Sit There?? No!
* Christopher Robin: It Has Nothing To Do With A Tree?
* Thomas: No.
* (Flashback)
* Owl (spoken): Oh, ho, how I envy you. Not everyone has the chance to face the unspeakable terrors of the Great Unknown.
Today's the day,
In only a matter of moments,
You'll all be on your way.
What lurks around the corner,
Not a soul can say.
But I can guess,
More or less,
Hidden dangers,
Great duress,
Ah, the moments of glory
Is close at hand.
Hoo, wee,
It's gonna be grand.
Adventure is a wonderful thing.
Pack only the essentials,
I'll tell you what to bring;
Your strength,
Your nerve,
Your hearts,
Your wits,
And for Skullosaurus Attacks,
First Aid Kits.
Adventure is a hoot and a half,
You'll face unearthly dangers,
And look at them and laugh.
The claws,
The teeth,
The chase,
The thrill,
You'll never want to come home,
Maybe you never will.
That's the beauty of adventure,
It's strictly sink or float.
It runs you 'til you're ragged,
Then it grabs you by the throat.
You struggle to survive it,
Though the chances are remote,
Hoo, hoo, lucky you,
Wish I was coming too,
Adventure is a wonderful thing.
(spoken) I almost forgot the very best part: you not only get to save your friend from the most dangerous place namely "Skull", but from the most dangerous part of the most dangerous place, the Eye of the Skull Itself!
* Pooh: Oh, bother...
* Owl: 
And you,
General Pooh,
Off you go,
Marching high and low.
Your friend,
Waits at the end,
Right here,
Take a look
The map is perfectly clear,
With your excellent sense of direction,
You've nothing to fear.
Through the quicksand,
Of the chasms,
Tempting fate,
And fighting spasms,
Dodging avalanching boulders,
Remember, Christopher Robin's fate -
Rests completely on your shoulders, Pooh...
* Pooh: (spoken) Excuse me, Owl?
* Owl: It's up to you!
That's the beauty of adventure,
The trembling and the dread,
Oh I can't think of another thing
I'd rather do instead.
* Pooh: Perhaps you could join us?
* Owl: No, no, you go ahead.
Hoo, hoo, lucky you,
Tally ho, and toodle-ooh,
Ready now, noble chin,
Chest out, tummy in,
Make a fracas, have a fling,
Drop a postcard, give a ring,
Get the lead out, time to swing,
Whoop dee doo, and badda bing
Adventure is a wonderful thing!
(spoken) I salute you, and those of you doomed to never return, I salute you twice!
* (Flashback Ends)
* Flik: To The Story!
* (Opens The Book)
* Atta: Wow!
* Dot: I Heard of That.
* Flik: This is Very Awesome Book To Be Called “Pooh And The Piller of Bugs”.
* Thomas: What’s Up?
* Tigger: We Shoot Up The Prank???
* (Flashback)
* Rabbit: A map is not a guess An estimation or a hunch
A feeling or a foolish intuition
A map is a dependable
Unwavering, inarguably accurate
Portrayer, of your position
Never trust your ears
Your nose, your eyes
Putting faith in them
Is most unwise
Here's a phrase you all
Must memorise
In the printed word
Is where truth lies
Never trust your tummies
Tails, or toes
You can't learn a thing
From any of those
Here's another fact
I must disclose
From the mighty pen
True wisdom flows
If it says so Then it is so
If it is so
Well so it is
A thought's not fit to think
'Til it's printed in ink
Then it says so
So it is
Never trust that thing
Between your ears
Brains will get you nowhere fast
My dears
Haven't had a need
For mine in years
On the page is where
The truth appears
If it says so
Then it is so
If it is so
So it is
A thought's not fit to think
'Til it's printed in ink
Never differ from or doubt it
Or go anywhere without it
Thank goodness we've got this
So we don't need to fret about it
If it says so
So it is.
* (Flashback Ends)
* Winnie The Pooh: Here It Goes.....
* Thomas: Okay.
* Narrator: Meanwhile, Samuel,Thomas,Tigger,Pooh,Christopher Robin,Atta,Dot And Flik Were Sitting On The Porch At Night. They Saw Stars And Moon, They Are Nice.
* Flik: Everything is Right Right Now!
* (Flashback)
* Pooh: The sky is perfectly blue
The clouds are perfect too
And here I am with you
What could be more right
* Rabbit: A quest has come to an end
* Piglet: And home's around the bend
* Pooh: And here you are, my friend
What could be more right
* All: Nothing can go wrong
If everything is right
And everything is right somehow
Nothing can go wrong
As long as everything is right
And everything is right, right now
* Pooh: Bees are buzzing around
* Rabbit: We're on familiar ground
* All: And look at who we've found
* Pooh: What could be more right
* All: Nothing can go wrong
If everything is right
And everything is right somehow
Nothing can go wrong
As long as everything is right
And everything is right
* Piglet: Top to bottom
* All: Everything is right
* Owl: Thank goodness, you found him
* All: Everything is right
* Pooh: Perfectly, wonderfully, totally
* Christopher Robin: Silly old bear
* All: Right now
* (Flashback Ends)
* Flik: Right Now.....
* Dot: I Have Something, Flik.... Flik?
* Flik: Yes, Dot.
* Dot: Can You See The Stars?
* Flik: Yes. They Are Stars.
* Samuel: We Are Professionals To Us.
* Thomas: We Are Good.
* Atta: Never Heard of It....
* Chorus: Deep in the hundred acre wood Where Christopher Robin plays
You'll find the enchanted neighborhood
Of Christopher's childhood days
A donkey named Eeyore is his friend
And Kanga and little Roo
(and Tigger too!)
There's Rabbit and Piglet
And there's Owl
But most of all, Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh
Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
He's Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh
Willy nilly silly old bear
Winnie the Pooh (Pooh!), Winnie the Pooh (Pooh!)
Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
He's Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh
Willy nilly silly old bear
* Winnie The Pooh: Never Heard of This Song?
* Narrator: Yes, of Course You Do.
* Winnie The Pooh: Okay.
* Christopher Robin: We Have A Victory for Me?
* Flik: We Can See Now?
* (Flashback)
* Thomas: Christopher Robin!
* Christopher Robin: Thomas! I'm Glad We're Home.
* Thomas: Thank You, Christopher Robin.
* Samuel: Thomas, You're Back from The City?
* Thomas: Wow
* Samuel: I'm Glad I Found You. We Miss You
* Thomas: Thanks
* (Flashback Ends)
* Tigger: As Now We Can See All..
* (Flashback)
* Tigger: The wonderful thing about Tiggers Is Tiggers are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is
I'm the only one
The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are marvelous chaps!
They're loaded with vim and with vigor
They love to leap in your laps!
They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is
I'm the only one Tiggers are cuddly fellas Tiggers are awfully sweet
Ev'ryone el-us is jealous
That's why I repeat...and repeat
The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is
I'm the only one
* (Instrumental bridge)
* Tigger: Tiggers are cuddly fellas
Tiggers are awfully sweet
Ev'ryone el-us is jealous
That's why I repeat...and repeat
Oh, the wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is
I'm the only one
I-I-I'm...the only one! 
* (Flashback Ends)
* Winnie The Pooh: Okay.
* Tigger: Come On! We Can Go Here! Let’s Go!
* Narrator: Later That Day, Tigger And Pooh Were Having Fun In The World.
* Winnie The Pooh: We Okay With Us!
* Tigger: Yes!
* Narrator: And So Later On, Thomas,Flik,Atta and Dot Were Discovering To Go To Christopher Robin‘s House, They Got In.
* Thomas: I Love It.
* Flik: Nice of All.
* Narrator: Oh? They Came.
* (Flashback)
* Royal King: So, Miss Robin, I Supported That Happen This Week That Can Be Important To You
* Christopher Robin's Mom: King, That Never Broke Up My Husband And I Am A Wife
* Royal King: And So What Are They Do? Get Caught by Your Queens Again! Hahahaha!
* Christopher Robin's Mom: I Never Went Up There, King, I Said Out There In Queens' Royal Castles
* Royal King: Okay, You Only Find Thomas The Orange Dog?
* Christopher Robin's Mom: Yes
* Thomas And His Friends: One Two Three Four! One Two Three Four One Two Three Four One Two Three Four One Two Three Four! March! March March March March March March March March March
* Thomas: This is So Much Fun!
* Selina: (Giggles)
* Maine Coon: We Stopped Here, Selina, We Meowed Like Crazy
* Atta: Hmmm... Nothing
* (Flashback Ends)
* Christopher Robin’s Mom: Come On In!
* Narrator: And! They Have A All Nice of Adventure.
* Samuel: Thomas.
* Thomas: Samuel.
* Samuel: You Came Back from Your Adventures.
* Thomas: Whoa.
* Samuel: We Missed You.
* Narrator: And So, They Cannot Wait For The Fun To Begin.
* Christopher Robin: Ready?
* Winnie The Pooh: Okay.
* Flik: We Never Wash Other Stuffs.
* (Flashback)
* Thomas: "What That Cat is That?"
* Maine Coon: Hello, Thomas, My Name is Maine Coon. This is My Boss Jack And My Friend Selina
* Jack: So Dog Here, How Did You Get Up There?
* Thomas: I Was Finding Christopher Robin's House But Nothings Up There
* Jack: So, They Are Creatures.
* Selina: I Know Right
* Flik: (Giggles) That's Not How The Creatures Made. That's What The Cats Made (Laughing)
* Selina: You're Right, Flik, They Are Cats (Meow)
* Jack: They Hope For Celebrations
* (Flashback Ends)
* Atta: Tada!
* Dot: I’m A Mission Ant!
* Flik: WooHoo!
* (Flashback)
* Thomas: What Is That?
* Atta: Okay My Name is Atta And This My Lucky Friend Flik.
* Flik: Hello
* Thomas: Hello, I Am Just Lost
* Flik: Are You Okay, Thomas?
* Thomas: I'm Fine
* (Flashback Ends)
* Christopher Robin: What’s Up With That Marbles?
* Thomas: Like What? 
* (Flashback Starts With Christopher Robin Waking Up)
* Christopher Robin: (Narrating) So, I Got Up This Morning, I Really Go See Monster Movie. And!
* (When He Ran Off The Bedroom, Flik Walked In,Made Himself Slipped Off And Flyed Out the Window Screaming)
* Christopher Robin: (Narrating) So, That Day. Flik Slipped And Flew Out The Window Yelling Like An Airplane.
* (Flashback Ends)
* Tigger: Let’s Go!
* Flik: Wait! The Song Must Go On!
* Winnie The Pooh: Ah? (Laughing)
* Tigger: Dangit! (Hides In)
* (Flashback)
* PIGLET: Oh! I'm unravelling. Whoops! Oh, that was a close one! 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Hang on tight, Piglet. 
* Roo: Look, Mama, look! A kite! 
* KANGA: Oh, my goodness, it's Piglet! 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Happy "Winds-day," Kanga. Happy "Winds-day," Roo. 
* Roo: Can I fly Piglet next, Pooh? 
* EEYORE: There, that should stand against anything.  
* PIGLET: Oh, oh! Help! Somebody, save me! 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Happy "Winds-day," Eeyore. 
* EEYORE: Thanks for noticing me. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Oh, bother! 
* RABBIT: Oh, what a refreshing day for harvesting. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Happy Winds-day, Rabbit. 
* RABBIT: Pooh bear, Stop! Oh, go back! Oh, no! Oh, yes! Well, next time, I hope he blows right through my rutabaga patch.  
* OWL: Who is it? 
* PIGLET: It's me. Please, may I come in? 
* OWL: Well, I say now. Someone has pasted Piglet on my window. Well, well! Pooh too. This is a surprise. Do come in and make yourselves comfortable. Am I correct in assuming it is a rather blustery day outside? 
* PIGLET: Yes, sir, Owl. It's a very, very blustery day outside. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Oh, yes. That reminds me. Happy "Winds-day," Owl. 
* OWL: My good fellow, I wouldn't go so far as to call it a "Winds-day just a gentle spring zephyr. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Excuse me, Owl, but is there honey in that pot? 
* OWL: Oh, yes, yes, of course. Help yourself. Now, as I was saying this is just a mild spring zephyr compared to the big wind of '67. Or was it, uh, '76? Oh, well, no matter. Oh, I remember the big blow well. 
* (House Falls Down)
* CHRISTOPHER ROBIN: What a pity. Owl, I don't think we will ever be able to fix it. 
* EEYORE: If you ask me, when a house looks like that it's time to find another one.
* CHRISTOPHER ROBIN: That's a very good idea, Eeyore.
* EEYORE: Might take a day or two, but I'll find a new one. 
* OWL: Good, that will just give me time to tell you about my Uncle Clyde a very independent barn owl. He didn't give a hoot for tradition. He became enamored of a.... and went to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat. 
* NARRATOR: Owl talked from page 41 to page 62. And on page 62, the blustery day turned into a blustery night. To Pooh, it was a very anxious sort of night filled with anxious sorts of noises. And one of the noises was a sound that had never been heard before.
* WINNIE THE POOH: Ah, is that you, Piglet? Well, tell me about it tomorrow, Eeyore? Oh, come in, Christopher Robin. 
* NARRATOR: Now Pooh, being a bear of very little brain decided to invite the new sound in. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Hello, out there. Oh, I hope nobody answers.  
* WINNIE THE POOH: Then what's that over there? 
* TIGGER: Oh, what a strange-looking creature. Look at those beady little eyes, and that "purrposturous" chin and those "rickydiculus" striped pajamas.
* WINNIE THE POOH: Looked like another tigger to me. 
* TIGGER: Oh, no, it's not. I'm the only tigger. Watch me scare the stripes off of this impostor. Is he gone?  
* WINNIE THE POOH: All except the tail. He's gone. Uh, you can come out now, Tigger. Tigger? 
* TIGGER: Hello, I'm Tigger. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: You said that. 
* TIGGER: Oh? Well, did I say I was hungry? 
* WINNIE THE POOH: I don't think so. 
* TIGGER: Well, then I'll say it. I'm hungry. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Oh, not for honey, I hope. 
* TIGGER: Honey! Oh, boy, honey! That's what tiggers like best. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: I was afraid of that. 
* TIGGER: Oh, say. Tiggers don't like honey! 
* WINNIE THE POOH: But you said you that you liked. 
* TIGGER: That icky, sticky stuff is only fit for "heffalumps" and "woozles". 
* WINNIE THE POOH: You mean elephants and weasels. 
* TIGGER: That's what I said, "heffalumps" and "woozles". 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Well, what do heffa lalla What do they do? 
* TIGGER: Oh, nothin' much. Just steal honey. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Steal honey? 
* TIGGER: Yeah, they sure do. Well, I'd better be bouncing along now, chum. Cheerio! 
* NARRATOR: Well, if what Tigger said was true and there really were heffalumps and woozles about there was only one thing to do: Take drastic precautions to protect his precious honey. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Oh, hello. Am I glad to see you. It's more friendly with two. Now, you go that way and I'll go this way. You didn't see anything, did you? Neither did I. 
* NARRATOR: Now, the very blustery night turned into a very rainy night and Pooh kept his lonely vigil hour after hour after hour. Until, at last Pooh fell fast asleep and began to dream. Heffalumps and woozles steal honey. Beware. Beware. 
* Honey Pots: They're black, they're brown, they're up, they're down
They're in, they're out, they're all about
They're far, they're near, they're gone, they're here
They're quick and slick, they're insincere
Beware, beware
Be a very wary bear
A Heffalump or Woozle
Is very confusil
A Heffalump or Woozle's very sly
Sly, sly, sly
They come in ones and twosles
But if they so choozles
Before your eyes you'll see them multiply
Ply, ply, ply
They're extraordinary
So better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
Size, size, size
If honey's what you covet
You'll find that they love it
Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize
They're green, they're blue, they're pink, they're white
They're round, they're square, they're a terrible sight
They tie themselves in horrible knots
They come in stripes or polka dots
Beware, beware
Be a very wary bear They're extraordinarySo better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
Size, size, size
If honey's what you covet
You'll find that they love it
Because they'll guzzle up the things you prize
They're black, they're brown, they're up, they're down
They're in, they're out, they're all about
They're far, they're near, they're gone, they're here
They're quick and slick, they're insincere
Beware, beware
Beware, beware
Beware!
* WINNIE THE POOH: Is it raining in there? It's raining out here too. 
* NARRATOR: As a matter of fact, it was raining all over the Hundred-Acre Wood. There was a thunder storm on page 71. And on page 73, there was a bit of a cloudburst. It rained and it rained and it rained.
* NARRATOR: So the Hundred-Acre Wood got floodier and floodier. But the water couldn't come up to Christopher Robin's house so that's where everyone was gathering. It was a time of great excitement. But in the midst of all the excitement Eeyore stubbornly stuck to his task of house-hunting for Owl. 
* Chorus: The rain, rain, rain Came down, down, down
In rushing, rising riv'lets
'Til the river crept out of its bed
And crept right into Piglet's
Poor Piglet, he was frightened
With quite a rightful fright
And so in desperation, a message he did write
He placed it in a bottle and it floated out of sight
And the rain, rain, rain
Came down, down, down
So Piglet started bailing
He was unaware, atop his chair
While bailing he was sailing
And the rain, rain, rain
Came down, down, down
And the flood rose up, up, upper
Pooh, too was caught and so he thought
I must rescue my supper Ten honey pots he rescued Enough to see him through
But as he sopped up his supper
The river sopped up Pooh
And the water twirled and tossed him
In a honey pot canoe The rain, rain, rain Came down, down, down
When the rain, rain, rain
Came down, down, down
(repeat until fade)
* WINNIE THE POOH: Christopher Robin can you make a one-hero party into a two-hero party
* CHRISTOPHER ROBIN: Of course we can silly old bear. 
* NARRATOR: And so, Pooh was a hero for saving Piglet and Piglet was a hero for giving Owl his grand home in the beech tree.
* Chorus: We never will forget Our hero of the wet,
Our quick thinking,
Unsinking Pooh bear!
And Piglet, who indeed
Helped out a friend in need;
Truly, they're the heroes of the day! So we say,Hip! Hip! Poohray!
For the Piglet and the Pooh!
Piglet and Pooh,
We salute you
* Gopher: What's all that stompin' and singin' and silly shenanigans...?! Aah!
Chorus: For deeds of bravery
And generosity.
Hip! Hip! Poohray!
Hip! Hip! Poohray!
Hip! Hip! Poohray for Winnie the Pooh!
* Piglet: And Piglet too!
* WINNIE THE POOH: I sure like bouncing. Wasn't that fun, Piglet? 
* PIGLET: Yes, Pooh, but the best part is when it stops. 
* NARRATOR: Well, in the next chapter, there's a great deal of bouncing. 
* PIGLET: There is? Oh. I think that I just remembered something that I forgot to do yesterday and shan't be able to do tomorrow. So I suppose I really ought to go back and do it now. Uh, good-bye, Pooh.
* WINNIE THE POOH: Good-bye, Piglet. Now, is the next chapter all about me? 
* NARRATOR: No, no. It's mostly about Tigger. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Oh, bother. 
* NARRATOR: But you're in it. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Oh, good. What will I be doing? 
* NARRATOR: Well, Pooh, you'll be sitting in your thoughtful spot thinking, as usual. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Think. 
* NARRATOR: And while he was thinking, all of a sudden...
* TIGGER: Hello, Pooh! I'm Tigger! T-I, double "guh," "err. That spells "Tigger. WINNIE THE POOH: Yeah, I know. You've bounced me before. TIGGER: I did? Oh, yeah! I "recoggonize" you. You're the one that's stuffed with fluff. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Yeah. And you're sitting on it. TIGGER: Yeah. And it's comfy too. Well, I gotta go now. I got a lot of bouncing to do. T-T-F-N. Ta-ta for now. 
* NARRATOR: Well, there goes Tigger always bouncing in on his friends when they least expect him. 
* TIGGER: Oh, hello, Piglet! I'm Tigger.
* PIGLET: Oh, Tigger. You scared me. 
* TIGGER: Oh, shucks. That was just one of my little bounces. 
* PIGLET: It was? Oh, thank you, Tigger. 
* TIGGER: Yeah. I'm saving my best bounce for old long-ears!  
* RABBIT: There. That should do it. Oh, no. Stop, stop! 
* TIGGER: Hello, Rabbit. I'm Tigger. T-I, double "guh... 
* RABBIT: Please! Please! Don't spell it. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Just Just look at my beautiful garden. 
* TIGGER: Yuck! And messy, isn't it? 
* RABBIT: Messy? Messy! It's ruined! It's ruined, Tigger. Oh, why don't you ever stop bouncing? 
* TIGGER: Why? That's what tiggers do best. 
* RABBIT: Order, please. Now, I say Tigger's getting so bouncy nowadays that it's time we taught him a lesson. No matter how much we like him you can't deny he just bounces too much. 
* PIGLET: Ah, excuse me, Rabbit. But, uh, perhaps if we could think of a way of un-bouncing Tigger well, it would be a very good idea, huh? 
* RABBIT: Exactly! Just what I feel. What do you feel, Pooh? 
* PIGLET: Pooh! Ah Haven't you been listening to what Rabbit's been saying? 
* WINNIE THE POOH: I listened, but then I had a small piece of fluff in my ear. Could you say it again, please, Rabbit? 
* RABBIT: Well, where should I start from? 
* WINNIE THE POOH: From the moment the fluff got in my ear. 
* RABBIT: Well, when was that? 
* WINNIE THE POOH: I don't know. I couldn't hear properly. 
* PIGLET: Pooh, we were just trying to think of a way to get the bounce out of Tigger.
* RABBIT: Oh, I've got a splendid idea. Now, listen. We'll take Tigger for a long explore, see? Someplace where he's never been and we lose him there. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Lose him?
* NARRATOR: So it was agreed that they would start the next morning which, incidentally, turned out cold and misty. Pooh, as usual, had a little something along to sustain himself. And now, as Tigger kept bouncing farther and farther into the mist Rabbit thought it was a good time to lose Tigger. 
* RABBIT: Now's our chance. Quick! In here. Hide. 
* PIGLET: Tigger's lost now, isn't he, Rabbit?
* RABBIT: Oh, he's lost, all right, Piglet. 
* PIGLET: Oh, goody. This is lots of fun, Pooh.
* RABBIT: My splendid idea worked. Now, home we go. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Good! Yum-yum. It's time for lunch. 
* TIGGER: Halloo! 
* RABBIT: Oh, my goodness. Hide! 
* TIGGER: Halloo! That's funny. They must be lost. Hello! Hey, you blokes. Where are ya? 
* RABBIT: Shush. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: I am shushed. 
* TIGGER: Hey, where in the heck are you guys? Halloo! Rabbit? Piglet? Where are you? Halloo! 
* RABBIT: Hooray! Hooray, we've done it. Now, come on, hurry. Let's head for home. 
* NARRATOR: Well, Rabbit was certain that everything was going according to plan and so it seemed to be. But sometime later on the bottom of page 123...
* RABBIT: It's a funny thing how everything looks the same in the mist. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: He's right, Piglet. It's the very same sand pit. 
* PIGLET: I think so too, Pooh. 
* RABBIT: Well, it's lucky I know the forest so well, or we might get lost. Well, come on. Follow Me
* NARRATOR: Now, Pooh was getting tired of seeing the same sand pit and he suspected it of following them about. Because whichever direction they started in they always seemed to end up at it. 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Say, Rabbit, how would it be if as soon as we're out of sight of this old pit we just try to find it again? 
* RABBIT: What's the good of that? 
* WINNIE THE POOH: Well, you see, we keep looking for home but we keep finding this pit. So I just thought that if we looked for this pit we might find home. 
* RABBIT: I don't see much sense in that. If I walked away from this pit and then walked back to it, of course I should find it. I'll prove it to you. Wait here. 
* NARRATOR: So Pooh and Piglet waited in the mist for Rabbit. And they waited and waited, and waited. And all the while, Pooh's thoughts kept returning to his honey pots at home. 
* PIGLET: What was that, Pooh? 
* WINNIE THE POOH: My tummy rumbled. Now then, come on. Let's go home. 
* NARRATOR: Well, they walked off together and for a long time Piglet said nothing so as not to interrupt Pooh's honey pots. And sure enough, as the mist got thinner and just when Piglet began to know where he was. 
* TIGGER: Hey, hello there, you two blokes. Where have you been? 
* WINNIE THE POOH: We've been trying to find our way back home. 
* PIGLET: Pooh, I don't think Rabbit's splendid idea worked. 
* TIGGER: Say, where is old long-ears, anyway? 
* WINNIE THE POOH: He must still be missing in the mist. 
* TIGGER: Well, leave it to me. I'll bounce him out of there! T-T-F-N. Ta-ta for now. 
* NARRATOR: Meanwhile, Rabbit was still wandering around in the mist. By now, he was lost and bewildered. And to make matters worse his mind was beginning to play tricks on him. 
* RABBIT: What's that? Pooh? Piglet? Help!
* TIGGER: Hello, Rabbit! 
* RABBIT: Tigger! But you're supposed to be lost. 
* TIGGER: Tiggers never get lost, bunny boy. 
* RABBIT: Never get lost? 
* TIGGER: Of course not. Come on, Rabbit. Let's go home. Hang on! 
* NARRATOR: So they started back. And Rabbit was now a humiliated rabbit a lost and found rabbit an Oh why do these things happen to me rabbit. And now we come to the next chapter in which the first snowfall had covered the Hundred-Acre Wood. And in which Tigger learns that even bouncing can be overdone. 
* (Flashback Ends)
* Thomas: (Barks)
* Christopher Robin: Thomas, It’s Time!
* Thomas: Okay
* Christopher Robin: Atta,Flik And Dot, Come On.
* Narrator: And So, Christopher Robin And His Pets Have To Leave In Simple Day, They Waved Goodbye Like This. All Lived Happily Ever After.
* (End)
	
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