Presented the Padre

==Opening remarks==
*Michael: Anniversaries always create a lot of excitement, particularly if it's your wife's birthday or your wedding anniversary and you've forgotten it.
*Murray: No, no, I think you're wrong Mr Phillips. It's not a whisky-flush Mr De Morgan's got. It's just the heat from the lights in the studio.
*Michael: Gentlemen please, I'm trying to make this announcement.
*Phillips: I suppose it's just possible that he's sickening for something, Sir.
*Michael: I'm as fit as a fiddle.
*Murray: There's a lot of it about, of course.
*Phillips: Yes, well he's got it for a start.
*Michael: I've not got it what ever it is. I'm merely trying to make this announcement.
*Pertwee: I should hurry it up mate, yes. It's the voice that goes first you know. One moment, (effected voice) here is the news, the next moment, (forced coughing noise).
*Michael: Do you mind, I'm perfectly well.
*Phillips: I wonder who they'll get to take Mr De Morgan's place? When he's gone.
*Murray: Oh they've got dozens of them. Broadcasting House is jam packed full of them. They keep them in cupboards.
*Michael: They do not keep us in cupboards.
*Pertwee: Skinflints.
*Michael: Now look here, will you all shut up. I've had more than enough of this. I'm not standing for any more. I'm here to make this announcement and make it I will, understand?
*Murray: That's another sign of course.
*Phillips: Yes, short temper.
*Murray: All part of the fever I suppose.
*Pertwee: Yes, quite, yes. Which would account for the whisky-flush.
*Michael: Shut up!
*Pertwee: Oh! Oh, how common. Still one must not titter at the afflicted.
*Michael: I'm perfectly well. At least, um, I was feeling alright.
*Phillips: Then make your announcement whilst there's still time, old man.
*Michael: Thank you. There's an anniversary aboard H.M.S. Troutbridge in the near future, which is why Lieutenant Murray has called a meeting in the wardroom.
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