Homer's Haunts: Bowl-A-Rama

From The Simpsons Library of Wisdom's The Homer Book.
# Energy supply.
# Ball racks with bowling balls - "Prepare to commence hurling!"
# Large beverage cup holders.
# Luxurious, hard plastic, on-deck, banquette-style seats.
# Pro-Shop entrance - "Look like a pro instantly without all that tiresome practicing!"
# Standard issue hand-crippling device.
# Novelty Claw Prize machine (features cute plush animals, kazoos, magic tricks, lobster harmonicas, and Harvard diplomas).
# Floor surfaces (by the bar: sticky; on the lanes: slicky).
# Sweat-B-Gone Mystery Air Blower 3000.
# Scoring table.
# Free pencils with scorecards.
# Trophy case.
# Clock - "Any Time is Kegling Time!"
# Trap door in ceiling - holds "300 game" celebratory balloon.
# Entrance to "The Eleventh Frame."
# Courteous well-trained staff.
# Dusty shoe rental cubbyholes (behind front counter).
# Intercom microphone set to maximum distortion.
# Bowling-Fresh Shoe-Deodorizing Spray (sanitizes toilets, unclogs drains, and dissolves rust).
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