Warriors and Legends

Warriors and Legends is the seventh episode of the fourth season of Basket Sponge. This episode is the 67th episode overall.
==Plot==
The team get an email from the POBA, they have to meet up with two more teams before the big games start up soon. 
==Transcript==
[The episode begins as we see a big piece of sea paper with all the teams that they have fought so far.]
Kobe: So that's the Krushers and the Cebu Elites done so far.
Larry: Two teams?
Kobe: It would have been one if the Krushers weren't made because of Krabs. Who's next then?
[He checks his emails. The most recent is a POBA one.]
Kobe: Checking these emails for what the POBA sent us this time…
[He reads it but doesn’t reveal it to anyone.]
SpongeBob: Kobe… what is it?
Kobe: They want us to meet up with a outsider team. The um, ‘Last Generation Legends’, they call themselves.
Patrick: I wanna jump off them.
SpongeBob: Patrick, what the hell do you mean by that?
Patrick: I like ledges.
[He gets transported to a ledge, where he jumps of it.]
Lexi: Sorry guys, I’m gonna go find him.
[She leaves for the while.]
Larry: They said about playing against them yet?
Kobe: Still stuck in pre-season mode folks. I bet not for much longer…
Larry: Well… let’s go see these ‘Last Generation Losers’. 
SpongeBob: ‘Legends’... 
Larry: Doesn’t matter, they’re losers to me.
SpongeBob: You’ve never even met them! 
Larry: The name is enough… 
SpongeBob: (huffs…)
[They walk to the team they’re going to meet next as they walk into the gym. Everyone is now silent. This goes on for a bit too long.]
Larry: So, what? You’ve never seen a team before?
Player: Not for (gets out a old phone) 10 years…
Larry: How long have you had that?
Player: (checks the first text but Larry throws the phone outside.) Hey! That cost me $60!
Kobe: Anyways. Who’s the coach?
Coach: That would be me… (walks to them.) My name’s Ethan Jonas, coach of this team. 
Kobe: Right… we’d been sent an email from the POBA to meet you all.
Ethan; We hadn’t received one yet. I’d wish they’d get us back on our AOL mail.
Kobe: They use Gmail.
SpongeBob: Is this your team, Mr. Jonas?
Ethan: There was a couple of others… but they got married or died.
Larry: Not like anyone who would do that.
Kobe: Anyways, nice to meet you. See you when we beat you…
Ethan: Like you would.
[Lexi bursts in with Patrick who has bruises.]
Lexi: Found him, coach…
[More silence.]
Lexi: Never seen a woman before?
Ethan: Been such a long time…
[Lexi goes to Kobe and whispers.]
Lexi: These the team you were talking about?
Kobe: Yep.
Lexi: O...kay then. Who’s he?
SpongeBob: Their coach.. Ethan Jonas.
Lexi: Where’s the other two brothers?
[They then stop whispering.]
Lexi (shakes hands with Ethan’s fin.) Hiya, I’m the Bulldogs power forward and only (at the moment) female player...
Ethan: Good to see that they can progress forward. We haven’t had a woman on our team… since 2000 and what was it?
Player: 2006.
Ethan: Well, nice of us to meet you all.
Patrick: Who are you dudes and why can’t I eat you?
Ethan: Yes! I forgot.. The members of my team are… starting off with my small forward player - Benny Talkdane; my centre player - Keith Lato; shooting guard - James Crowforward; power forward - Daniel Leeds and my assistant coach - Brandon Luey.
[The Bulldogs leave with Keith having a ‘ticked off’ look with Larry for destroying his phone.]
SpongeBob: (confused) I have a weird feeling that the team is a rip-off.
Kobe: Even if they are… no-one’s going to report them for copyright.
[In a nearby tree, a YouTube copyright bot overhears their conversation and decides to hack in and delete any videos that has ‘The Last Generation Legends’ in. There was 365,000 results… now there is none.]
SpongeBob: I’ll check on YouTube.
[He finds no videos.]
SpongeBob: What the hell? No videos? Who could have… (turns around to see the YouTube copyright bot in the tree. He runs to the tree.)
Kobe: I think that’s it for the day… Sponge?
[SpongeBob kicks the tree and the bot falls down to the ocean floor, removing his head to be Adam.]
SpongeBob: You again? What’s up with you lately…?
Adam: I’m bored… Venice is just…
[Larry spots him and rushes towards of him like a lion. Adam rushes out of the suit and away from them.]
Larry: That’s for making me gay!
Lexi: You were gay all along?
Larry: Adam gave me and SpongeBob glasses to make us gay. Coach fell for it.
Kobe: What?! I have a thing… for people…
[Everyone looks at him awkwardly.] 
Kobe: Shut up… let’s go back.
[Later, they arrive in as the laptop pings can be heard in the gym.]
Kobe: Oops… forgot to turn it off.
SpongeBob: Kobe, shouldn’t we check what’s on there now?
[He looks… the POBA have sent him a new email.]
Kobe: Turns out we have one more team to meet.
[Patrick gets his knife and fork.]
SpongeBob: No, not yet.
[He then puts them back.]
Kobe: These ones are the New Kelp Warriors.
Larry: So why did you decide to not tell us until we got to their gym.
Kobe: Don’t know… just decided to it for fun.
[They come in as the team have shirt guns.]
Player: What are you doing here, get out. This is confidential!
Larry: What’s wrong with you, asshole?
Player: I’m giving you a minute to get out… 
Coach: Stand down…
Player: But sir…
Coach: I know what he’s like.
Kobe: You’re a fan?
Coach: TV. Never seen you live.
Kobe: I’ll send you tickets. But the POBA have told us to meet you, so we’ll do it anyways.
Coach: Cool. The name’s Seth Kirk. 
SpongeBob: Before we get introduced to everyone, Seth. Why are everyone acting like the US Army?
Seth: Eh… Keeps up some strength, usage and courage.
Kobe: Yeah.. I’ll keep some pointers on that.
[Everyone starts to scowl.]
Seth: So, that’s Steve Corey; Karl Thompkins; Andrew Ignacio; Daniel Garnett and Anthony Bogues. 
SpongeBob: Now they sound like…
[Patrick tapes his mouth as Lexi shoves them out.]
Lexi: Sorry coach, we’ll see you back at the gym. 
Kobe: He’s a bit cranky today… thinking that certain teams are rip-offs of other ones. He thought that the ‘Last Generation Legends’ were a rip-off of the New York Knicks back about 10 years ago, in which a copyright bot came down but it was really their old enemy Adam Smith in which Larry here scared him away.
[The last part of the conversation was in Kobe’s mind and Seth has only heard up to the 10 years ago part.]
Seth: Don’t know who the Knicks are. But if I did, I would agree. I’ll see you first match.
Kobe: Could be the only one.
Seth: Don’t bet on it.
[He closes the gym doors on them.]
Kobe: I will…
[Back at the Bulldogs gym. SpongeBob and Kobe are there at night.]
Kobe: So, if we’ve seen them… the Cebu Elites and the Krusty Krushers. Who can be next… it… it doesn’t feel like a full league.
SpongeBob: Kobe… stop it… leave it for a while.
Kobe: I can’t. Why are we still stuck in god-damn pre-season mode?!
SpongeBob: Because we have to be. Start too early and we won’t be able to win.
Kobe: You think this is all about winning and losing basketball games.
SpongeBob: That’s what it used to be. That’s what it will always be.
Kobe: Some days in my head, I think I can do this… But on others…. I can’t,
SpongeBob: You have to… you are the only one left.
Kobe: Alright then… but we’ll have to start the real practices now…
SpongeBob: We will…
Kobe: No faking out this time… just the real stuff.
SpongeBob: I know..
[As he leaves… we see Adam watching somewhere as he does an evil smirk and walks off… to the mystery of where he went.]
(end of episode.)
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