Chums

Chums is the eighth episode of OpenSpongeBob. It was written by OpenAI and FireMatch.
==Transcript==
(Once again continuing from the last episode, this episode begins with SpongeBob and Sandy waving goodbye to the Kids Next Door crew)
SpongeBob: Farewell, everyone! We’ve served you fine and well.
Sandy: But you know, we really should get back to our normal lives and stuff.
Numbah 4: Yeah, I understand that. Good luck and take care, you two.
Numbah 1: Wait, just a second. I want to give you guys… (holds out a shiny medal) this. It’s the best medal we can give out a crew member. The platinum medal.
SpongeBob: Whoa. Is it real platinum?
Numbah 1: Of course it is. We don’t cheap out.
Sandy: Cool!
(Later on, SpongeBob and Sandy are swimming in the ocean) 
SpongeBob: This platinum medal sure is heavy. 
Sandy: Yeah. It’s pretty valuable. 
SpongeBob: Speaking of valuable, I’m really sorry about me and Patrick destroying the golden pineapple. 
Sandy: Oh, don’t worry about it, SpongeBob. That was just a moldy old fruit anyway. 
SpongeBob: Well, I’m still sorry. 
Sandy: Don’t be. You did a good job as an operative, SpongeBob. 
SpongeBob: Well, thank you, Sandy. 
Sandy: No problem. Now, let’s get back to our normal lives. 
(SpongeBob and Sandy head back to Bikini Bottom, where we see SpongeBob and Patrick playing with their new boatmobiles) 
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick! We’re going to be late for our TV show! 
Patrick: OK, SpongeBob! 
SpongeBob: Hey, wait a second. I forgot something. 
Patrick: What, SpongeBob? 
SpongeBob: My platinum medal! I’ll be right back, Patrick! (SpongeBob runs to Sandy) 
SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy! 
Sandy: Hey, SpongeBob. What’s up? 
SpongeBob: I just wanted to give you your medal. 
Sandy: Oh, that’s OK, SpongeBob. You can keep it. 
SpongeBob: Oh, are you sure? 
Sandy: Yeah. I mean, we both deserved it, right? 
SpongeBob: Yeah, I guess so. 
Sandy: Besides, I think you’re the best operative there is, SpongeBob. 
SpongeBob: Well, thank you, Sandy. 
Sandy: You’re welcome. Now let’s get back to our normal lives. 
(SpongeBob heads back to Patrick) 
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! 
Patrick: Oh, hey, SpongeBob! 
SpongeBob: I just wanted to tell you, I decided to keep my platinum medal. 
Patrick: Wow! That’s amazing!
SpongeBob: Yeah, I know. 
(Later that day, at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is seen inside a glass case with his medal) 
Mr. Krabs: Here’s the new addition to the Krusty Krab, folks! The very first customer to buy a Krabby Patty will get to take a picture with SpongeBob and his medal! 
(The customers line up to take a picture with SpongeBob) 
SpongeBob: Smile! 
(Later, SpongeBob is seen taking a nap inside the case) 
SpongeBob: (yawns) What a day. 
(Suddenly, SpongeBob’s medal starts to beep) 
SpongeBob: Huh? (SpongeBob’s medal starts to open up, revealing a secret message) 
SpongeBob: “Attention, SpongeBob SquarePants. This is S.W.A.T. We have another mission for you. Please report to our headquarters immediately.” 
(SpongeBob grabs his medal and leaves the Krusty Krab) 
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Where are you going? 
SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr. Krabs, but I have to go! 
Mr. Krabs: But what about the customers? 
SpongeBob: They’ll be fine, Mr. Krabs. I promise. 
(SpongeBob leaves the Krusty Krab and heads to S.W.A.T. headquarters) 
SpongeBob: I’m here, Sandy. What’s the mission? 
Sandy: SpongeBob, we’ve just gotten word that Plankton is up to something again. 
SpongeBob: What is it this time? 
Sandy: We’re not sure, but we need you to go undercover and find out what he’s up to. 
SpongeBob: Undercover? But how? 
Sandy: We’ve got just the thing. 
(Sandy takes SpongeBob to the S.W.A.T. laboratory, where SpongeBob is given a pair of glasses with a hidden camera) 
Sandy: Here you go, SpongeBob. 
SpongeBob: What are these? 
Sandy: They’re a pair of glasses with a hidden camera. 
SpongeBob: But why do I need them? 
Sandy: Because we need you to go undercover and find out what Plankton is up to. 
SpongeBob: But how am I supposed to do that? 
Sandy: Just put on the glasses and go into the Chum Bucket. 
SpongeBob: OK. 
(SpongeBob puts on the glasses and heads into the Chum Bucket) 
SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton. What’s up? 
Plankton: Oh, nothing much, SpongeBob. Just making some chum. 
SpongeBob: Really? What kind of chum? 
Plankton: Oh, just your average chum. 
SpongeBob: OK. I’ll just be going then. 
(SpongeBob heads back to S.W.A.T. headquarters) 
SpongeBob: I’m back, Sandy. What did you find out? 
Sandy: We found out that Plankton is up to something. 
SpongeBob: What is it? 
Sandy: We’re not sure, but we need you to go back and find out what it is. 
SpongeBob: OK. (SpongeBob heads back to the Chum Bucket) 
SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton. What’s up? 
Plankton: Oh, nothing much, SpongeBob. Just making some chum. 
SpongeBob: Really? What kind of chum? 
Plankton: Oh, just your average chum. 
SpongeBob: OK. I’ll just be going then.
(SpongeBob leaves) Sandy: What did you find out, SpongeBob? 
SpongeBob: Plankton is making chum. 
Sandy: Chum? What’s that? 
SpongeBob: I don’t know, but it doesn’t sound good. 
Sandy: We need to find out what Plankton is up to. 
(Later, SpongeBob and Sandy are outside the Chum Bucket) 
Sandy: Are you sure you can do this, SpongeBob? 
SpongeBob: Of course I can, Sandy. I’m not afraid of a little chum. 
Sandy: OK. Be careful. 
(SpongeBob goes inside the Chum Bucket. He looks around and sees Plankton making chum. SpongeBob sneaks up behind Plankton) 
SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton. What are you up to? 
Plankton: Oh, nothing much, SpongeBob. Just making some chum. 
SpongeBob: What’s chum? 
Plankton: You don’t want to know. 
SpongeBob: Yes, I do. 
Plankton: It’s fish bait, SpongeBob. I’m going to use it to catch fish. 
SpongeBob: But why do you need fish? 
Plankton: I’m going to use them to take over the world. 
SpongeBob: What? 
Plankton: It’s fish bait, SpongeBob. I’m going to use it to catch fish. 
SpongeBob: But why do you need fish? 
Plankton: I’m going to use them to take over the world. 
SpongeBob: What? 
Plankton: I’m going to use the fish to create an army. Then I’ll take over the world! 
SpongeBob: You’re crazy, Plankton! 
Plankton: No, I’m not. I’m going to be the ruler of the world! (Plankton chases SpongeBob off-screen) 
SpongeBob: Help! Somebody help me! 
(Patrick enters) 
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what’s going on? 
SpongeBob: Patrick, quick, help me! Plankton’s trying to take over the world! 
Patrick: Oh, no! We have to stop him! 
(Patrick and SpongeBob head off-screen to stop Plankton) 
THE END
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