With a Flair

"With a Flair" is a song sung by Professor Emelius Brown to satisfy his customers in Bedknobs and Broomsticks which was written by the Sherman Brothers but removed in the US release.
==Lyrics==
Oh, it really doesn't matter what I do, what I do 
As long as I do it with a flair 
What effect a little smoke is with a dash of hocus pocus 
And the scent of burning sulfur in the air
I'm a fraud, a hoke, a charlatan, a joke, 
But they love me...everywhere. 
For it really doesn't matter what I do, what I do 
As long as I do it with a flair
And it really doesn't matter what I say, what I say 
As long as I say it with a flair! 
First I rattle off a ready stock of gibberish and poppycock 
and fix you with my best hypnotic stare. 
With my moans and groans and soporific tones they have cheered me everywhere!
For, it really doesn't matter what I say, what I say 
I said it when I tell it with a simsalabim 
The magician's nursery rhyme 
Abracadabra! You succumb to it, every time! 
Wave a stick, and each trick, will mystify and disarm. 
In fact, to coin a fitting phrase, it works, like a charm!
So, it really doesn't matter what I brew, what I brew 
As long as I brew it with a flair. 
Though I've never cast a magic spell 
I make the motions very well 
My showmanship is far beyond compare.
I'm a rogue, a rake, a mountebank, a fake, 
But I do whate'er I dare. 
For, it really doesn't matter what I do, what I do… 
You buy my charms and poxes 'cause they come in fancy boxes! 
To improve your ugly daughter, I've a vial of colored water! 
And my magic incantations can be framed as decorations, 
Though there's really nothing to it, and of course, you all see through it, 
You love me cause I do it, with a flair!
Category:Bedknobs and Broomsticks songs
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