Mary Test Says Math Sucks

Mary Test was in class with her friends. The teacher said "OK, class, let's do some math." Mary said "NO!! Math sucks!" The teacher said "Mary, how dare you say that! That's it! Go to the principal's office now!" Mary went to the principal's office. The principal asked "Mary, why are you here?" Mary said "I said Math sucks!" The principal got very angry and said "Mary, how dare you say that! That's it! You are suspended for six months! Go home now while I call your father!" Mary then left school and went home. When Mary got home, her father, Hugh Test, was very angry. He said "Mary, how dare you say that math sucks! That's it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks! Go to bed now!" Mary glared angrily at Hugh and told him "You're as evil as Verminous Snaptrap!" Mary then went upstairs to her room crying and sobbing.
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