100 Cats/Newbie Transcript

NORMA'S HOUSE
[BLACK SCREEN]
CAT #1: Is he okay?
CAT #2: Hello?
CAT #3: Is he dead?
CAT #4: Where'd he come from?
CAT #5: Who is he?
GINGER: Shh. He's waking up.
[THE SCREEN OPENS UP LIKE AN EYE TO REVEAL A CARPET]
DEMON: Huh? Where am I?
[MAY POPS UP IN FRONT OF DEMON]
MAY: Hello! I'm May, and uh, you're at our house! 
DEMON: Uh, hi. 
[GINGER COMES UP BESIDE MAY]
GINGER: May, he just woke up. You should give him some space. 
MAY: Sorry, Ginger. 
[MAY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND DEMON STANDS UP. HE LOOKS AROUND AND SEES CATS EVERYWHERE]
DEMON: Holy moly-
[SEVERAL CATS BEGIN SURROUNDING DEMON]
CAT #2: Hey there! 
DEMON: Uh, hi-
[DEMON TAKES A STEP BACK BUT ANOTHER CAT COMES BEHIND HIM AND PETS HIS FUR] 
CAT #6: Wow, your fur is nice. Can I keep it?
DEMON: No!
[DEMON MOVES AWAY FROM THE CAT BUT ANOTHER ONE WALKS UP IN FRONT OF HIM]
CAT #7: Salut l'ami. Quel est ton nom? Oh, c'est quoi ce bleu sur ta tête?
DEMON: Um, I don't speak language. 
[THE FRENCH CAT SEEMS CONFUSED FOR A SECOND BUT THEN ANOTHER CAT PUSHES HIM OUT OF THE WAY]
CAT #8: You seem tense. 
[THE CAT SHOWS DEMON A HANDFUL OF WHAT LOOKS LIKE POO] 
CAT #8: This brown stuff will make you feel better if you put on your fur. 
DEMON: *Sniff* Ew! 
[DEMON BACKS AWAY AND ACCIDENTALLY BUMPS INTO A CAT] 
DEMON: Ah!
[DEMON TURNS AROUND] 
CAT #9: I'm the reason you have nightmares. 
DEMON: Um, what? 
[THREE CATS RIDING A VACUUM BEGIN COMING TOWARD DEMON]
CAT #10: Look out! 
CAT #11: Whee! 
DEMON: *Scream*
[DEMON BEGINS RUNNING FROM THE VACUUM BUT IT CHASES HIM THROUGH THE HOUSE]
Category:Transcripts