Timeline

This page is a chronological list of important events and other notable occurrences. For a full list of birthdates, see Birthdates.
* 69 B.C.E. - Biggie John erects Wiener Works in present-day Liverpool, England.
* 1612 - Wiener Works is successfully moved to North Carolina, United States.
* 1648 - King Charles I is killed by Biggie John.
* 1695 - The second Wiener Works location is opened, Biggie John disappears.
* 1881 - JibJab Hot Dog Shoppe arrives in North Carolina, the Fecal Boom begins.
* 1903 - Ernesto Salchicha of Wiener Works and Sleve McDichael of JibJab are killed during the Weenie Killings. JibJab Hot Dog Shoppe is permanently driven out of North Carolina.
* July 13th, 1911 - McDonald and Murry McDonald are born.
* July 2nd, 1917 - Mildred Lay is born.
* September 16th, 1920 - The first pipe bomb, created by Patrick McDonald, is detonated on Wall Street in New York City.
* August 29th, 1924 - Evil Lay's is founded by Mildred Lay.
* May 15th, 1949 - McDonald's is founded by McDonald and Neil R. Burger.
*February 18th, 1953 - Ronald is discovered by McDonald.
* 1957 - Tuck Ficketmeiser joins Evil Lay's.
* September 8, 1966 - Doritos splits from Evil Lay's.
* June 14th, 1972 - Operation Slim Chicken begins.
* October 1st, 1975 - Operation Slim Chicken is completed, McDonald is killed.
* August 18th, 1983 - The first attack of the Yap War is begins.
* October 16th, 1991 - Donald murders Scott Dourque in McCracken, Missouri.
* November 2nd, 1991 - Donald's trial commences.
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* December 6th, 1995 - Ronald enters a coma after consuming a bad spice bag, presumed dead.
* October 7th, 1997 - Ronald wakes from his coma and emerges from his grave during the Bad Bag Incident.
* January 1st, 2001 - Ron's E-Sex Incident occurs. Ronald Jr. is born.
* February 26th, 2023 - Pawfect Puffs is created.
The Future
Note: All dates are listed using the Gregorian Calendar.