Mafia City

Mafia City is a town in southeast Florida inhabited by members of, well, the Mafia. It is the second most crime-filled city in the United States of UnAmerica, right next to Possum City, of course. It's not your average crime-filled town though, it is a place of insanity that is most likely the source of Florida Man's powers and the reason why Florida is so crazy to begin with.
==History==
It all began with a large city named Miami. It was a pretty basic town, having your palm trees and awesome beaches around, and it was a pretty peaceful place, that is, until the Mafia came to the city in 2016, where they invaded in large quantities and took over the city over the course of 2 years, mainly so that they themselves could escape from a Hat Kid that was beating all of them up with an umbrella. In 2018, the take over was successful, and a new Mafia Boss rose up after the previous one was crushed into a fine goop. He proclaimed a new ruleset of the Mafia; everyone would be put in a certain level; ranging from Level 1 Crook, to Level 10 Hitman, to Level 35 Boss. After this rule was applied, the Mafia went all over Miami (now called Mafia City), to steal banks worth of cash to gain enough Money to be a Level 99 Boss themselves.
Mafia City is now filled with many crooks that go around and collect bats that instantly maximize their level, hook up with the most giggly girls in all of UnAmerica, shoot up the police and banks to earn cash (or the police can just give them money if they have a high enough level), arm wrestle with clowns, and even throwing money into the bonfire to keep themselves warm. A shitty mobile shame of the same name was created in vain of these happenings, and we were able to compile the ads together. If you want to see more examples of what happens around in this city, here are two videos below:
File:All_mafia_city_ads
File:All mafia city ads 2.0 (2019)
I'm sorry for any cringe that you will get from this movie experience. But, anyways, that's mainly it for Mafia City. Pretty crazy, if you ask me!
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