Items

== Key Items ==
Key items are objects that're necessary for game progression, or are otherwise too important to let go of.
Icon	Name 	Description 	Usage
 	Elevator Card 	With this you can use the elevator directly to Elmalo
palace.	Fast travel in Palacio Metrosexual.
 	Horsen Style Scroll 	Read the horse scroll to learn the ways. 	Allows Pleb to jump gaps and run
faster.
 	Code 1 	A  B  C  D
1  0   3  3 	Combine the codes to access
the elevator.
 	Code 2 	A  B  C  D
3  0   0  4 	Combine the codes to access
the elevator.
 	Code 3 	A  B  C  D
4  0   3  0 	Combine the codes to access
the elevator.
 	Car Key 	The key for the car, used to drive around zones. 	Fast travel, only to 2 spots.
 	Red Key 	Red Key 	Used to exit Guarida de Sheddy.
 	Black Key 	Used to open the door on the nexus. 	Used to access a bridge switch.
 	Part of the Ladder 	Found the 3 missed parts of the stairs. 	Lets you reach the plane.
 	Big Scissors 	Used to cut through plants. 	Used to cut shrub blockages at
the Jungle.
 	Unrefined Fuel 	You need to refine it first. 	Turn into Refined Fuel.
 	Refined Fuel 	Fuel for airplanes. 	Plot McGuffin.
 	Pickaxe 	To break stones. 	Used to break stone blockages at
the Jungle.
 	ToolBox 	A toolbox, needed for reapiring the airplane. 	Plot McGuffin.
 	Pedro's ID 	Proof. 	Plot McGuffin.
 	Airplane Phone 	A phone to call the airplane. 	Fast travel. Lets you travel anywhere
with ease.
 	Lab Coordinates 	It's a secret map, don't  tell anybody. Use the map
to fly there if you have an aeroplane.	Travels to Laboratorio Secreto.
 	CEO Card C 	Opens the CEO door in the casino. 	Lets you reach The Taxmanian Demon.
 	CEO Card D 	Opens the CEO door in the dungeon. 	Lets you reach Dungeon Master.
 	CEO Card G 	Opens the CEO door in the GYM. 	Lets you reach Hard-Nol Warzaneggor.
 	CEO Card T 	Opens the CEO door in the Tula building. 	Lets you reach Dj Fank Duck.
 	USBEN 	One of the 7 USB's 	Used to break the cycle.
 	USBGL 	One of the 7 USB's 	Used to break the cycle.
 	USBGR 	One of the 7 USB's 	Used to break the cycle.
 	USBLU 	One of the 7 USB's 	Used to break the cycle.
 	USBPR 	One of the 7 USB's 	Used to break the cycle.
 	USBSL 	One of the 7 USB's 	Used to break the cycle.
 	USBWR 	One of the 7 USB's 	Used to break the cycle.
 	Mini Stairs 	Little stairs to get where you can't reach. 	Used to reach higher places.
 	Big Doll 	A big doll. 	Used to recruit Mister.
 	Room Key 	A key for a room. 	Opens Mister's room.
 	Cat 1 	Cat with a number 1 on the necklace 	Used to recruit R.
 	Cat 2 	Cat with a number 2 on the necklace 	Used to recruit R.
 	Cat 3 	Cat with a number 3 on the necklace 	Used to recruit R.
 	Fertilizer 	Literally shit. 	Used to recruit Parrian.
 	Hygienic paper 	To clean your crack. 	Used to recruit Felipex.
 	Hygienic Sandpaper 	For the manly only. 	Used to recruit Aniky.
 	SupaHard's Shake 	SupaHard's Protein Shake 	Used to recruit SupaHard.
 	Upperstory Map 	A map to upperstory island. Use the map to fly there
if you have an aeroplane.	Transports to Upperstory.
 	Malisa Map 	A map to the malisa island. Use the map to fly there
if you have an aeroplane.	Travels to Malisa.
 	Scroll of Determination	Teaches the determinate ways to one of your party
members. Increase all stats.	Increase all stats of one 
party member.
 	Scroll of Pain 	Teaches the painful ways to one of your party
members. Increase all stats.	Increase all stats of one 
party member.
 	Regular Haircomb 	Just an ordinary haircomb. 	Traded for a Short Beard.
 	Giant black widow head 	Just an ordinary giant black widow head. 	Traded for Mbs.
 	Black Market Drug 	Drug a party member. Then talk to the Black
Market merchant.	Used on Party Members to sell them.
 	GabaN Blessing 	Exchange 80% of your total HP for 300 Mb's.
Doesn't consume on use. Usable only in battle.	Holler holler get dollar.
 	Paper Fly 	A paper fly with a message. 	A message from Moonie.
 	Arm 	Just a regular arm. 	Used to solve Dawn's puzzle.
 	Leg 	Just a regular leg. 	Used to solve Dawn's puzzle.
 	Dawn's Key 	Just a regular key. 	Used to open Moonie's cage.
 	Wryatt Map 	Use the map to fly there if you have an aeroplane.	Unused in game.
==Consumables==
Consumables are temporary items that restore stats, remove negatives states or add positive ones.
Icon	Name 	Description 	Price	Effects
 	Banana 	Eat the banana, recover 150 HP to a party member. 	10 	Recover 150 HP
 	Beef W. 	Eat the beef wellington, recover 250 HP to a party member. 	20 	Recover 250 HP
 	Sushi 	Eat the sushi, recover 375 HP to 1 party member. 	30 	Recover 375 HP
 	Chicken 	Eat the chicken, recover 450 HP to a party member. 	40 	Recover 450 HP
 	Pizza Slice 	Eat the pizza slice, recovers 650 HP. 	65 	Recover 650 HP
 	Water 	Share some water with your party, recover 125 HP of all your party members. 	20 	Recover 125 HP to active party
 	Buffet 	Share a buffet with your party, recover 200 HP of all your party members. 	30 	Recover 200 HP to active party
 	Tuna 	Share a tuna with your party, recover 275 HP of all your party members. 	40 	Recover 275 HP to active party
 	Buk Fest 	Share a bukkake fest with your party, recover 350 HP of all your party members.	50 	Recover 350 HP to active party
 	L. Party 	Share a lemon party with your party, recover 500 HP of all your party members. 	80 	Recover 500 HP to active party
 	D. Magazine 	Show one of your allies a dirty magazine, revives and gives 150 HP. 	25 	Revives Party Member with 150 HP
 	Porn Clip 	Show one of your allies a midget porn, revives and recover 450 HP. 	50 	Revives Party Member with 450 HP
 	Rage Within 	Restores 50 TP. 	10 	Restores 50 TP.
 	Adrenaline 	Restores 60 TP. 	15 	Restores 60 TP.
 	TP. Pills 	Restores 70 TP. 	20 	Restores 70 TP.
 	Sayotion 	Restores 85 TP. 	25 	Restores 80 TP.
 	God's Will 	Restores 100 TP. 	30 	Restores 100 TP.
 	Gaytorade 	Recovers 50 energy. 	10 	Restores 50 Energy
 	J. Brevage 	Recovers 66 energy. 	15 	Restores 66 Energy
 	M. Water 	Recovers 88 energy. 	25 	Restores 88 Energy
 	B. Water 	Recovers 110 energy. 	30 	Restores 110 Energy
 	S. Water 	Fully recovers energy. 	35 	Restores all Energy
 	Hapylls 	Removes depression. 	20 	Removes Depression from user
 	Frog Antidote	Removes Frog Poison from all your party. 	50 	Removes Frog Poison from active party
 	AFKness 	Gives some evasion. 	15 	Inflicts Dodge on user
 	T. Strength 	Gives some strength. 	15 	Inflicts Strenghtened on user
 	Ass Def 	Gives some defense. 	15 	Inflicts Ass on user
 	M. Sight 	Increases hit chance. 	17 	Inflicts Sight on user
 	Scam Potion 	Buff an ally with Scam. 	15 	Inflicts Scam on user
 	C. Sight 	Gives critical buff to an ally. 	12 	Inflicts Focus on user
 	Fast Booty 	Gives speed buff to an ally. 	15 	Inflicts Speed on User
 	Level Recipe 	Balance the level of a party member. 	50 	Levels the user according to Pleb's Level.
 	Tax Report 	Recover the tax taken by the Taxmanian Demon. 	0 	Used to recover all MBs lost during 
the Taxmanian Demon Fight.
==Throwables==
Throwables are items intended for offensive use, be it strait damage, or an additional status effect.
Icon	Name 	Description 	Price	Effects
 	Small Stone 	Deals damage to an enemy. 	15 	Deals 100 damage + user ATK on Enemy
 	Big Stone 	Deals some damage to 1 enemy. 	25 	Deals 150 damage + user ATK on Enemy
 	Molotov 	Deals fire damage and burning to 1 enemy. 	35 	Deals 250 damage + user ATK, inflicts Burning on enemy
 	Bomb 	Deals fire damage and burning to 1 enemy. 	45 	Deals 350 damage + user ATK, inflicts Burning on enemy
 	Book 	Deals masive damage to 1 enemy. 	65 	Deals 500 damage + user ATK on Enemy
 	Stones 	Deal damage to all enemies. 	30 	Deals 75 damage + user ATK on all Enemies
 	G. Bomb 	Poison and deal damage to all enemies. 	40 	Deals 100 damage + user ATK, chance of inflicting Poison on all Enemies
 	TNT 	Deals fire damage and burn to all enemies. 	50 	Deals 150 damage + user ATK, chance of inflicting Burning on all Enemies
 	Scythe 	Cut your opponents, deal damage and cause bleeds to all enemies 	60 	Deals 250 damage + user ATK, chance of inflicting Bleed on all Enemies
 	Road Roller 	Deals massive damage to all your opponents. 	75 	Deals 400 damage + user ATK on all Enemies
 	Kamikaze's Mision	Deal damage to all units. By using this you complete your Kamikaze mision, rewarding you with some dates.	100 	Gain 10 MBs, Deals 400 damage on all Enemies
==Misc.==
Icon	Name 	Description 	Price	Usage
 	Calypso Drug	Some kind of drug. You can sell it as junk.	10 	Sold for 10 MBs
==Equipment==
Equipment are items used to modify stats, equipped via the Equipment menu. An optimize option can be selected to auto-equip items with "better" stats, however be warned, that it doesn't account for negative special effects, like being unable to attack, or massive Max HP loss.
===Weapons===
====Knowledge====
Icon	Name 	Description	Price	DMG	DEF	AGI	HIT%	CRIT%	Other
 	2000s Memes 	Old memes. 
+1 DMG, +2 SPD. *Knowledge.	10 	1 	0 	2 	0 	0 	
 	2005s Memes 	Little less old memes. 
+2 DMG, +4 SPD. *Knowledge.	100 	2 	0 	4 	0 	0 	
 	2100s Memes 	New memes. 
+3 DMG, +6 SPD. *Knowledge.	200 	3 	0 	6 	0 	0 	
 	What's This 	Yea, what's this?. 
+2 DMG, -2 DEF. *Knowledge.	35 	2 	-2 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Dafuq is This 	Dafuq is that. 
+3 DMG, -3 DEF. *Knowledge.	100 	3 	-3 	0 	0 	0 	
 	This Shouldn't Exist	This game neither. 
+5 DMG, -5 DEF. *Knowledge.	200 	5 	-5 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Karate 	Scroll with karate teachings. 
+1 DMG, +1 DEF. *Knowledge.	10 	1 	1 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Kung-Fu 	Scroll with Kung-Fu teachings. 
+2 DMG, +2 DEF, +2 SPD. *Knowledge.	100 	2 	2 	2 	0 	0 	
 	Taekwondo 	Scroll with Taekwondo teachings. 
+3 DMG, +3 DEF, +3 SPD. *Knowledge.	250 	3 	3 	3 	0 	0 	
 	Great Forehead 	4Head. 
+10% HIT & + 1 DMG. *Knowledge.	10 	1 	0 	0 	10 	0 	
 	Abismal Forehead 	Boned. 
+15% HIT & + 2 DMG. *Knowledge.	100 	2 	0 	0 	15 	0 	
 	Reddot Forehead 	A reddot forehead? future is now. 
+20% HIT& +4 DMG. *Knowledge.	200 	4 	0 	0 	20 	0 	
 	Arm Thing 	Cx. 
+1 DMG, +1 DEF, +1 SPD, +2% HIT, +1% CRIT. *Knowledge.	50 	1 	1 	1 	2 	1 	
 	Big Arm Thing 	Cxx. 
+2 DMG, +2 DEF, +2 SPD, +3% HIT, +2% CRIT. *Knowledge.	150 	2 	2 	2 	3 	2 	
 	Dab Thing 	CCx. 
+3 DMG, +3 DEF, +3 SPD, +4% HIT, +3% CRIT. *Knowledge.	350 	3 	3 	3 	4 	3 	
 	Future Encyclopedia 	Can learn things from 2 seconds into the future.
+ 5% Energy Regeneration. *Knowledge.	80 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	Restores 5% TP a turn
 	WOM Encyclopedia 	World of Memes encyclopedia. 
+ 10% Energy Regeneration. *Knowledge.	240 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	Restores 10% TP a turn
 	Yajuu Encyclopedia 	Much questions to answer. 
+ 20% Energy Regeneration. *Knowledge.	540 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	Restores 20% TP a turn
 	Big Head 	Just a regular big head. 
+7.5% CRIT, -2 DMG. *Knowledge.	30 	-2 	0 	0 	0 	7.5 	
 	1G Head 	1G has the biggest head. 
+15% CRIT, -2 DMG. *Knowledge.	150 	-2 	0 	0 	0 	15 	
 	????? 	Wut. 
-75% HIT, +25% CRIT. *Knowledge.	185 	0 	0 	0 	-75 	25 	
 	????????????????? 	Uwotm8?.  
-50% HIT, +50% CRIT. *Knowledge.	480 	0 	0 	0 	-50 	50 	
 	Disgusted Look 	The wearer can't use skills, 
+50% HP, +50 SPD, +10 DMG & + 150% Taunt. *Knowledge.	10 	10 	0 	50 	0 	0 	+50% Max HP, 150% Target Rate
 	Mean Look 	The wearer can't use skills, 
+75% HP, +50 SPD, +20 DMG & +200% Taunt. *Knowledge.	100 	20 	0 	50 	0 	0 	+75% Max HP, 200% Target Rate
 	Meanest Look 	The wearer can't use skills, 
+100% HP, +50 SPD, +30 DMG & +300% Taunt. *Knowledge.	200 	30 	0 	50 	0 	0 	+100% Max HP, 300% Target Rate
 	*Doctor's CD 	Two times champion, let's you do it two times.
+1 Action each turn. OP AF. *Knowledge.	850 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+1 Action each turn
 	*The Manifesto 	Free stuff!.
Regenerates HP, EN & TP each turn. *Knowledge.	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	
====Melee Weapon====
Category:Mechanics
Category:Items
Icon	Name 	Description	Price	DMG	DEF	AGI	HIT%	CRIT%	Other
 	Pig Fat 	Fat extracted from a pig. 
+2 DEF, -2 DMG. *Meele Weapon.	30 	 	 	 	 	 	
2 	0 	0 	0 	 	 	 	 	 	
 	Human Fat 	Fat extracted from an american citizen. 
+2 DEF. *Meele Weapon.	80 	0 	2 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Meaty Fat 	Fat from meat. 
+2 DEF, +2 DMG. *Meele Weapon.	175 	2 	2 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Small Dildo 	For the novice. 
+5% CRIT. *Meele Weapon.	10 	0 	0 	0 	0 	5 	
 	Big Dildo 	For the advanced. 
+10% CRIT. *Meele Weapon.	100 	0 	0 	0 	0 	10 	
 	Dragon Dildo 	For gachi lovers. 
+15% CRIT. *Meele Weapon.	200 	0 	0 	0 	0 	15 	
 	Paper Whip 	How does this even work?. 
+10% CRIT, -10 DEF. *Meele Weapon.	10 	0 	 	 	 	 	
0 	0 	10 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
 	Leather Whip 	The classic one. 
+20% CRIT, -20 DEF. *Meele Weapon.	100 	0 	 	 	 	 	
0 	0 	20 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
 	"Van" Whip 	Signed by Van itself. 
+30% CRIT, -30 DEF. *Meele Weapon.	280 	0 	 	 	 	 	
0 	0 	30 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
 	Hairy Tail 	DansGame. 
-40% HP, +6 DMG. *Meele Weapon.	10 	6 	0 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Big Tail 	Big tail. 
-50% HP, +8 DMG. *Meele Weapon.	100 	8 	0 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Venous Tail 	A bloody one. 
-60% HP, +10 DMG. *Meele Weapon.	200 	10 	0 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Shot Nails 	Nothing to say here. 
-40% chance of being target. *Meele Weapon.	10 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Medium Nails 	Medium nails. 
-70% chance of being target. *Meele Weapon.	100 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Large Nails 	Very large ones. 
-90% chance of being target. *Meele Weapon.	200 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Trackball Mouse	With a ball inside it. 
+5 SPD, + 5% HIT. *Meele Weapon.	10 	0 	0 	5 	5 	0 	
 	Limited Mouse 	Limited edition. 
+10 SPD, + 10% HIT. *Meele Weapon.	100 	0 	0 	10 	10 	0 	
 	Asian Mouse 	Turns you into an asian. 
+15 SPD, + 15% HIT. *Meele Weapon.	200 	0 	0 	15 	15 	0 	
 	Broken Knife 	A broken knife. 
+1 DMG, -10% HIT, +10 SPD. *Meele Weapon	280 	1 	0 	10 	 	 	
0 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
 	Graphene Knife 	Strongest knife made.  
+3 DMG, -15% HIT, +15 SPD. *Meele Weapon	480 	3 	0 	15 	 	 	
0 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
 	1900s Keyboard 	Old keyboard. 
+100% HIT, -10 DMG. *Meele Weapon	10 	-10	0 	0 	100 	0 	
 	Raza Keyboard 	Not a reference.  
+100% HIT, -5 DMG. *Meele Weapon	100 	-5 	0 	0 	100 	0 	
 	Metal Keyboard 	Extra heavy.  
+100% HIT. *Meele Weapon	200 	0 	0 	0 	100 	0 	
 	Wood Bat 	Regular bat made of wood. 
+2 DMG, -5 SPD. *Meele Weapon.	50 	2 	0 	-5 	0 	0 	
 	Metal Bat 	A metal one. 
+4 DMG, -10 SPD. *Meele Weapon.	100 	4 	0 	-10	0 	0 	
 	Steel Bat 	A steel one. 
+6 DMG, -20 SPD. *Meele Weapon.	450 	6 	0 	-20	0 	0 	
 	Black V 	A black one, take care. 
+5% TP Regeneration. *Meele Weapon.	150 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	Restores 5% TP a turn
 	Green V 	The classic one. 
+10% TP Regeneration. *Meele Weapon.	300 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	Restores 10% TP a turn
 	Spaghetti 	Classic pasta. 
+1 Action each turn, -100% HIT. *Meele Weapon.	280 	0 	0 	0 	 	 	
0 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
 	Tortellini 	Strange pasta. 
+1 Action each turn, -75% HIT. *Meele Weapon.	450 	0 	0 	0 	 	 	
0 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
 	Macaroni 	Best pasta. 
+1 Action each turn, -50% HIT. *Meele Weapon.	770 	0 	0 	0 	 	 	
0 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
 	*Kamina's Sword	It's too large!. 
+50% HIT, +8 DMG, +20 SPD. *Meele Weapon.	850 	8 	0 	20 	50 	0 	
 	*El Tiburon 	El tiburon se la llevo. 
+100% HIT, +10% CRIT, +5% EVA & +200 SPD. *Meele Weapon.	1240 	0 	0 	200	100 	10 	
 	*La Medusa 	Feel the shock. 
33% Chance of deflect damage. *Meele Weapon.	1450 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	33% chance to deflect enemy damnage
==== Ranged Weapons====
Icon	Name 	Description	Price	DMG 	DEF	AGI 	HIT%	CRIT%	Other
 	Koke Soda 	Just a koke soda. 
+10 SPD. *Range Weapon.	30 	0 	0 	10 	0 	0 	
 	Sprate Soda 	Lemon flavor soda. 
+15 SPD. *Range Weapon.	50 	0 	0 	15 	0 	0 	
 	Classic Soda 	The best kind of soda. 
+20 SPD. *Range Weapon.	100 	0 	0 	20 	0 	0 	
 	123-appaK 	Kappa123. 
+2 DMG, -100 SPD. *Range Weapon.	10 	2 	0 	-100	0 	0 	
 	McCucker 64-4 	McCucker. 
+4 DMG, -100 SPD. *Range Weapon.	100 	4 	0 	-100	0 	0 	
 	AWP 	Ayy well play. 
+6 DMG, -100 SPD. *Range Weapon.	200 	6 	0 	-100	0 	0 	
 	Torn Cards 	Bad cards. 
+1 DMG, 1+ SPD. *Range Weapon.	50 	1 	0 	1 	0 	0 	
 	Tryhard Cards 	Trihard.  
+2 DMG, 2+ SPD. *Range Weapon.	50 	2 	0 	2 	0 	0 	
 	Legendary Cards 	Milhous cards. 
+3 DMG, 3+ SPD. *Range Weapon.	150 	3 	0 	3 	0 	0 	
 	El Conchesumare 	Sipo feo reculiao. 
+10 SPD, + 3 DMG, + 500% chance of being target, 
-20% HP. *Range Weapon.	120 	3 	0 	10 	0 	0 	500% Target Ratio, -20% Max HP
 	El Feo Qlo 	Asi es po conchetumadre. 
+15 SPD, +5 DMG, +700% chance of being target 
& -40% HP. *Range Weapon.	190 	5 	0 	15 	0 	0 	700% Target Ratio, -40% Max HP
 	D-Eagle 	Not a reference.  
+20 SPD, + 7 DMG, +900% chance of being target, 
-60% HP. *Range Weapon.	330 	7 	0 	20 	0 	0 	900% Target Ratio, -60% Max HP
 	Camara 	1p camara. 
-100 DMG, +100% EN. *Range Weapon.	50 	-100	0 	0 	0 	0 	+100% Max Energy
 	Amateur Camara 	12p camara. 
-100 DMG, +200% EN. *Range Weapon.	150 	-100	0 	0 	0 	0 	+200% Max Energy
 	Supa Camara 	1 billon p camara. 
-100 DMG, +300% EN. *Range Weapon.	300 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+300% Max Energy
 	Tiny Carrot 	For the girls. 
+10% HP. *Range Weapon.	10 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+10% Max HP
 	Mature Carrot 	For the kripps.  
+20% HP. *Range Weapon.	100 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+20% Max HP
 	Mutant Carrot 	For a fat vegan.  
+30% HP. *Range Weapon.	200 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Jeins Ketchup 	Some good ketchup mate'. 
+1 DMG. *Range Weapon.	30 	1 	0 	0 	0 	0 	
 	1000 Years Old Ketchup	Not even edible. 
+3 DMG. *Range Weapon.	150 	3 	0 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Casual Pictures 	Some photos with clothes on. 
+1 Action each turn, -80% HP. *Range Weapon.	270 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+1 Action each turn, 
-80% Max HP
 	SoftCore Pictures 	Little clothes on these ones. 
+1 Action each turn, -60% HP. *Range Weapon.	380 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+1 Action each turn, 
-60% Max HP
 	Nude Pictures 	Nudes PogChamp. 
+1 Action each turn, -40% HP. *Range Weapon.	550 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+1 Action each turn, 
-40% Max HP
 	Famas 	Famous weapon. 
+1000% chance of being target, +3 DMG. 
*Range Weapon.	35 	3 	0 	0 	0 	0 	1000% Target Ratio
 	Rk 59-441-AG-1412 	Many numbers, handle it. 
+1000% chance of being target, +5 DMG. 
*Range Weapon.	200 	5 	0 	0 	0 	0 	1000% Target Ratio
 	Sultan AK-47 	Weapon from a famous sultan. 
+1000% chance of being target, +8 DMG. 
*Range Weapon.	440 	8 	0 	0 	0 	0 	1000% Target Ratio
 	Microphone 	5 dollars microphone. 
+1 DMG. Range Weapon	5 	1 	0 	0 	0 	0 	
 	LILD Microphone 	10k Pc. 
+2 DMG. *Range Weapon.	70 	2 	0 	0 	0 	0 	
 	*Bebida Tula 	La bebida de todos los chilenos. 
+5 DMG, +5 DEF, + 10% CRIT & +20 SPD. 
*Range Weapon.	850 	5 	5 	20 	0 	10 	
 	*Fluffy Mouse 	Resist all CC's, Scared, Depression, Drama 
and gives +3 DEF, +200 HP & +10 SPD. 
*Range Weapon.	1200 	0 	3 	10 	0 	0 	+200 Max HP, Resists all 
Stuns and many other statuses
===Armors===
====Legs====
Category:Weapons
Category:Armors
Icon	Name 	Description	Price	DMG	DEF	AGI	HIT%	CRIT%	Other
 	Yellow Pants 	Make you look gay. 
+30 HP. *Legs.	15 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+30 Max HP
 	White Pants 	Good pants. 
+50 HP. *Legs.	50 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+50 Max HP
 	Purple Pants 	Gayest pants. 
+70 HP. *Legs.	50 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+70 Max HP
 	Shorty Pants 	Short pants. 
+100 HP. *Legs.	150 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+100 Max HP
 	Leather Belt 	Ordinary belt. 
+1 DEF, +1 SPD. *Legs.	10 	0 	1 	1 	0 	0 	
 	Weed Belt 	Made by pink weed. 
+2 DEF, +2 SPD. *Legs.	40 	0 	2 	2 	0 	0 	
 	Graphene Belt 	Can you wear it?. 
+3 DEF, +3 SPD. *Legs.	80 	0 	3 	3 	0 	0 	
 	Champion's Belt 	Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen was the best. 
*Legs. +4 DEF, +4 SPD.	120 	0 	4 	4 	0 	0 	
 	Classic Underwear	So fucking ugly. 
+1 DEF, +1% Evasion. *Legs	10 	0 	1 	0 	0 	0 	+1 Evasion Chance
 	Girl Undewear 	Men can use them too in 2017. 
+2 DEF, +2% Evasion. *Legs.	30 	0 	2 	0 	0 	0 	+2 Evasion Chance
 	2000s Underwear 	From the past. 
+3 DEF, +3% Evasion. *Legs.	80 	0 	3 	0 	0 	0 	+3 Evasion Chance
 	Used Underwear 	Basically new. 
+4 DEF, +4% Evasion. *Legs.	111 	0 	4 	0 	0 	0 	+4 Evasion Chance
 	Normal Censor 	Normal censor. 
+30 HP. +1 SPD. *Legs.	15 	0 	0 	1 	0 	0 	+30 Max HP
 	Blur Censor 	Blur censor. 
+60 HP. +2 SPD. *Legs.	50 	0 	0 	2 	0 	0 	+60 Max HP
 	Gay Censor 	Makes you 50% more gay. 
+90 HP. +3 SPD. *Legs.	99 	0 	0 	3 	0 	0 	+60 Max HP
 	Medium Skirt 	More like a big skirt. 
+1 DEF, +1 DMG. *Legs.	80 	1 	1 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Mini Skirt 	Kreygasmic skirt. 
+2 DEF, +2 DMG. *Legs.	200 	2 	2 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Transparent Skirt	Its bugged that's why you can see it. 
+3 DEF, +3 DMG. *Legs.	400 	3 	3 	0 	0 	0 	
 	THICC Yoga Pants 	Makes your ass look THICC. 
+5% Evasion. *Legs.	22 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	
====Head====
Icon	Name 	Description	Price	DMG	DEF	AGI	HIT% 	CRIT%	Other
 	Macroxidil 	Hair lost?. 
+1 DEF. *Head.	10 	0 	1 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Minoxidil 	No more hairlost!. 
+2 DEF. *Head.	50 	0 	2 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Ultraxidil 	So much hair. 
+3 DEF. *Head.	100 	0 	3 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Normal Dyer 	Classic dyer. 
+5% Evasion, -1 DEF. *Head.	20 	0 	-1 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Nifa Dyer 	Used by sodapon itself. 
+8% Evasion, -2 DEF. *Head.	55 	0 	-2 	0 	0 	0 	+8 Evasion Chance
 	Ultra Dyer 	Can dye anything. 
+12% Evasion, -3 DEF. *Head.	88 	0 	-3 	0 	0 	0 	+12 Evasion Chance
 	Ugandan Mask 	Just an Ugandan mask. 
+100 HP, -10% HIT. *Head.	15 	0 	0 	0 	-10 	0 	+100 Max HP
 	Spoopy Mask 	Too spoopy to wear. 
+150 HP, -12.5% HIT. *Head.	88 	0 	0 	0 	-12.5	0 	+150 Max HP
 	Hason Mask 	Reference to Jason. 
+200 HP, -15% HIT. *Head.	150 	0 	0 	0 	-15 	0 	+200 Max HP
 	LILD Shampoo 	Dont. 
+4 SPD. *Head.	30 	0 	0 	4 	0 	0 	
 	Italian Shampoo 	Shampoo made of baggetes. 
+8 SPD. *Head.	80 	0 	0 	8 	0 	0 	
 	Red Ears 	Rat ears, head included. 
+2% HP. *Head.	20 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+2% Max HP
 	Nerd Glasses 	NEEEEEEEERDS. 
+3% HIT. *Head.	10 	0 	0 	0 	3 	0 	
 	LILD Glasses 	Dont. 
+6% HIT. *Head.	50 	0 	0 	0 	6 	0 	
 	Super Glasses 	So fucking cool glasses. 
+9% HIT. *Head.	80 	0 	0 	0 	9 	0 	
 	Large Mustache 	No. 
+5% HIT, -5% Evasion. *Head.	2 	0 	0 	0 	5 	0 	-5 Evasion Chance
 	Chilean Hat 	Made in Chile conchetumadre. 
+2 DEF, -1% HIT. *Head.	10 	0 	2 	0 	-1 	0 	
 	American Hat 	Murica. 
+4 DEF, -2% HIT. *Head.	55 	0 	4 	0 	-2 	0 	
 	Classic Sunglasses 	Normal sunglasses. 
+1% CRIT, +1% HIT. *Head.	40 	0 	0 	0 	1 	1 	
 	Fabulous Sunglasses	Ayy they're so fabulous. 
+2% CRIT, +2% HIT. *Head.	80 	0 	0 	0 	2 	2 	
 	Short Beard 	With magic crabs. 
+1 DMG. *Head.	10 	1 	0 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Beard 	Nice. 
+1 DMG, +1 DEF. *Head.	90 	1 	1 	0 	0 	0 	
 	*Vini 	Classic vini. 
+3 DEF, +15% HIT. *Head.	180 	0 	3 	0 	15 	0 	
==== Body ====
Icon	Name 	Description	Price	DMG	DEF	AGI	HIT%	CRIT%	Other
 	Manuel's Shirt 	Shirt that belongs to Manuel. 
+1 DEF. *Body.	15 	0 	1 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Krokul Shirt 	Strange shirt. 
+2 DEF. *Body.	50 	0 	2 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Tuxedo Shirt 	Cool shirt. 
+3 DEF. *Body.	80 	0 	3 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Classic Shirt 	Normal shirt. 
+4 DEF. *Body.	150 	0 	4 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Black Bra 	Just an ordinary black bra. 
+4% Evasion. *Body.	10 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+4 Evasion Chance
 	Lingerie Bra 	Sexy bra. 
+6% Evasion. *Body.	50 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+6 Evasion Chance
 	Supa Bra 	Used by superman once. 
+8% Evasion. *Body.	150 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+8 Evasion Chance
 	Big Muscles 	How the fuck you buy these anyway?. 
+1 DMG. *Body.	20 	1 	0 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Mutant Muscles 	From a mutant. 
+2 DMG. *Body.	80 	2 	0 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Supa Jacket 	GWA GWA. 
+100 HP, -3 DEF. *Body.	10 	0 	-3 	0 	0 	0 	+100 Max HP
 	Memer Jacket 	Just a memer can use them. 
+150 HP, -4 DEF. *Body.	30 	0 	-4 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Leather Jacket 	Says "GACHIGASM" on the back. 
+200 HP, -5 DEF. *Body.	70 	0 	-5 	0 	0 	0 	+200 Max HP
 	Ugandan Jacket 	Imported form Uganda. 
+250 HP, -6 DEF. *Body.	120 	0 	-6 	0 	0 	0 	
 	*Military Vest 	Makes you look retarded and awesome at the same time. 
+5 DEF. *Body.	100 	0 	5 	0 	0 	0 	
 	*Ugandan Fullbody Suit	Imported from Uganda. 
+5 DEF, +20 SPD. *Body.	100 	0 	5 	10 	0 	0 	
==== Accessory ====
Icon	Name 	Description	Price	DMG	DEF 	AGI	HIT%	CRIT%	Other
 	Soft Cream 	Really soft stuff. 
+1 DEF. *Accessory.	15 	0 	1 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Sunscreen Cream 	Protect urself from the sun. 
+2 DEF. *Accessory.	80 	0 	2 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Whipped Cream 	You can eat this aswell. 
+3 DEF. *Accessory.	160 	0 	3 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Pills 	Dont worry, be happy. 
+3 SPD. *Accessory.	12 	0 	0 	3 	0 	0 	
 	Happy Pills 	FeelsGoodMan. 
+6 SPD. *Accessory.	66 	0 	0 	6 	0 	0 	
 	Amazing Pills 	FeelsAmazingMan. 
+9 SPD. *Accessory.	88 	0 	0 	9 	0 	0 	
 	Hot Dog 	Perrito caliente. 
+75 HP, -10 SPD. *Accessory.	20 	0 	0 	-10	0 	0 	+75 Max HP
 	Chilli Dog 	Picante. 
+150 HP, -20 SPD. *Accessory.	60 	0 	0 	-20	0 	0 	+150 Max HP
 	Krupushioz 	Stinky. 
+5% Evasion. *Accessory.	20 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+5 Evasion Chance
 	Dagree 	From Russia. 
+10% Evasion. *Accessory.	145 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+10 Evasion Chance
 	FreshLul 	So fucking fresh OMEGALUL. 
+15% Evasion. *Accessory.	240 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+15 Evasion Chance
 	Coco 	Bring the CoCo b0ss. 
-100 HP, -2 DEF, +2 DMG. *Accessory.	45 	-2 	-2 	0 	0 	0 	-100 Max HP
 	Weed 	420. 
-200 HP, -4 DEF, +4 DMG. *Accessory.	80 	4 	-4 	0 	0 	0 	-200 Max HP
 	Snus 	E nation. 
-300 HP, -6 DEF, +6 DMG. *Accessory.	150 	6 	-6 	0 	0 	0 	
 	Wine 	Chile have the best wine. 
-20% HIT, +75 HP, +2 DMG. *Accessory.	15 	2 	0 	0 	-20 	0 	+75 Max HP
 	Gin 	This is gin from Finland, we're not talking about HxH. 
-40% HIT, +150 HP, +4 DMG. *Accessory.	50 	4 	0 	0 	-40 	0 	+150 Max HP
 	Korona 	Not a copy.  
-60% HIT, +225 HP, +6 DMG. *Accessory.	85 	6 	0 	0 	-60 	0 	+225 Max HP
 	Testosterone 	Makes you a men. 
-100 HP, +2 DMG. *Accessory.	15 	2 	0 	0 	0 	0 	-100 Max HP
 	Lanosterol 	I look'd for names on wikipedia. 
-200 HP, +4 DMG. *Accessory.	45 	4 	0 	0 	0 	0 	-200 Max HP
 	Dexamethasone 	What's this anyway. 
-300 HP, +6 DMG. *Accessory.	92 	6 	0 	0 	0 	0 	-300 Max HP
 	Olive Oil 	Importando del sur. 
20% of having an extra action each turn, -25% HIT. *Accessory.	100 	0 	1 (MDEF)	0 	-25 	0 	20% chance of +1 Action
 	Margarita Oil 	Margarita means margarita in english. 
25% of having an extra action each turn, -25% HIT. *Accessory.	200 	0 	0 	0 	-25 	0 	25% chance of +1 Action
 	Gachi Oil 	HandsUp. 
30% of having an extra action each turn, -25% HIT. *Accessory.	300 	0 	0 	0 	-25 	0 	30% chance of +1 Action
 	Big Claws 	Nothing to say. 
+1 DMG, +20 HP. *Accessory.	75 	1 	0 	0 	0 	0 	+20 Max HP
 	Worst Make Up 	The worst one. 
+1 DEF, +1% Evasion, +15 HP.  *Accessory.	80 	0 	1 	0 	0 	0 	+1 Evasion Chance, +15 Max HP
 	Normal Make Up 	The normal type. 
+2 DEF, +2% Evasion, +30 HP. *Accessory.	180 	0 	2 	0 	0 	0 	+2 Evasion Chance, +30 Max HP
 	Star Make Up 	Made from stars. 
+3 DEF, +3% Evasion, +45 HP. *Accessory.	280 	0 	3 	0 	0 	0 	+3 Evasion Chance, +45 Max HP
 	Putrid Teeths 	What. 
+1 DEF, +12 HP. *Accessory.	22 	0 	1 	0 	0 	0 	+12 Max HP
 	Table Salt 	May cause hearth attack. 
+2 DMG, -5% HIT, -4 SPD. *Accessory.	30 	2 	0 	-4 	-5 	0 	
 	Barbacue Salt 	Salt with barbacue sauce. 
+3 DMG, -10% HIT, -8 SPD. *Accessory.	60 	3 	0 	-8 	-10 	0 	
 	Legacy Haircomb 	Normal haircomb. 
+1 DEF, +1 SPEED, +15 HP. *Accessory.	10 	0 	1 	1 	0 	0 	+15 Max HP
 	Legendary Haircomb	Used by THE DOC Itself. 
+2 DEF, +2 SPEED, +30 HP. *Accessory.	70 	0 	2 	2 	0 	0 	
 	Chinese Perfume 	The same but cheaper. 
-20 HP, +2 DMG. *Accessory.	10 	2 	0 	0 	0 	0 	-20 Max HP
 	Brand Perfume 	WOOOAH a brand perfume. 
-30 HP, +3 DMG. *Accessory.	114 	3 	0 	0 	0 	0 	-30 Max HP
 	*Leather Gloves 	Made by Billy Herrington. 
+3 DMG. *Accessory.	100 	3 	0 	0 	0 	0