Arms Race

Arms Race is the fifteenth episode of Off Book: The Improvised Musical, and features guest Mo Collins. The musical follows a number of cyclists racing in Central Park to overcome their emotional and physical obstacles, the instrumental trio (Soundgarden) scoring the event, and an illegal arms deal.
== Episode Description ==
Mo Collins (Mad TV, Parks & Rec) joins Jess & Zach this week in a race to musical glory! With bikes, sentient coats and limbs, Irish nuclear grenades, and more, this show has it all. "Helping Me Stand," "9 Kicks," and "You Never Really Know What You're Blowing" are just some of tour de force numbers in this incredible production.Official Episode Description
== Musical Cast ==
=== Mo Collins ===
* Brenda
* Flautist
* Devon
* Irish Nuclear Grenade
* Brenda's Belly
* Brenda's Left Bun
* Brenda's Right Bun
* Sentient Coat/Standard Issue CIA Coat
=== Jessica McKenna ===
* Sarah
* Timpanist
* Russian Weapons Buyer/CIA Agent
* Brenda's Artificial Knee
* Brenda's Left Brain
=== Zach Reino ===
* Donovan
* Cellist
* Arms Dealer
* Brenda's Left Arm
* Brenda's Right Arm
* Brenda's Right Brain
* Brenda's Wrists
== Songs ==
* "Any Minute Now" (06:32)
* "He Sells Weapons Overseas (I Gotta Beat Him)" (09:25)
* "We Are a Trio (Soundgarden)" (13:20)
* "Do You Want My Bombs?" (16:46)
* "Arms Race" (22:24)
* "Helping Me Stand" (25:54)
* "Literally and Figuratively" (29:10)
* "More Limbs" (29:53)
* "A Mighty Trio" (31:05)
* "Black Hole Sun" (32:13)
* "You Never Really Know What You're Blowing" (36:06)
* "Da Da Da" (40:06)
* "Things That Make You Happy" (41:40)
* "Black Hole Sun (Reprise)" (42:33)
* "9 Kicks" (43:25)
* "Arms Race Finale Medley" (48:42)
Closing Song:
* "New Rights" (What's the Patter?) (48:42)
== The Nine Non-Weaponous Amendments of the Bill of Rights ==
The nine non-weaponous amendments to the United States Constitution are as follows (only five are listed, and as the Arms Dealer notes, the third is actually part of the Miranda Rights):
# Free speech
#* Freedom of the press
# No search and seizure
# Right to an attorney
# Right to not incriminate yourself (the Fifth Amendment)
# Right to gather and protest (Donovan likes it as its own one)
== As We Say Every Week... ==
== Trivia ==
* This episode features the first and only episode of Blabbin' About Boos.
== Gallery ==
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== References ==
Category:Episodes
Category:Mo Collins
Category:What's the Patter?