Downtown (Simpsons Road Rage)/Quotes

:Reverend Lovejoy: Cathedral of the Downtown, please. You've always got to keep an eye on the competition.
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:Ned Flanders: Cathedral of the Downtown, please! They're all heathens, but God tells us to hate the sin, and love the sinners.
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:Milhouse Van Houten: Can you take me to the Girl's School? Heh-heh (Laughs crazily)
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:Bart Simpson: To the Girl's School, please. Don't ask.
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:Otto Mann: Hey, can you take me to the Girl's School? I heard they were looking for a bus driver.
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:Seymour Skinner: Take me to the Girl's School please. Always have to keep an eye on the competition!
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:Grampa Simpson: Can you take me to the Veteran's hall? I wonder who died this week.
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:Jasper Beardly: Drive me to the Antique Store. Finally. Somewhere I belong.
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:Milhouse Van Houten: Ohh, I have to go to the bathroom, real bad! There's one at the Antique Store down the road! Oh!
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:Grampa Simpson: Take me to the Dentist, I swallowed my dentures.
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:Hans Moleman: Dentist, please, I swallowed my last tooth.
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:Hans Moleman: To the Dentist, please, the pain helps me remember I'm alive...
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:Ralph Wiggum: Take me to the Police Station, my daddy has all the guns!
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:Ralph Wiggum: Can you take me to the airport? I like the suitcase rides!
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:Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Please take me to the airport. I hear there is an excellent strip club nearby.
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:Grampa Simpson: Bank, please. I'm gonna give all my money to the lady at the Dairy Queen!
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:Snake Jailbird: Alright, take me to the bank. I have to conduct an armed transaction.
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:Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Please take me to the bank. I must rid myself of some Canadian fortune.
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:Homer Simpson: Take me to the Singing Sirloin! I'm in the mood for a steak and a show tune!
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:Ned Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho, I'm in the mood for a nice, big, juicy steak! Can you take me to the Singing Sirloin?
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:Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Normally I am against eating animals, but I have heard good things about the Singing Sirloin.
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:Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Please take me to the Comic Book Store; I pretend I'm married to Wonder Woman.
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:Comic Book Guy: Please take me to my store, and make it quick. Every second my store is closed has a negative impact on society.
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:Otto Mann: Palace of Fine Arts, please. I need some hiigghh culture!
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:Snake Jailbird: Palace of the Fine Arts, please. I hear they have pictures of naked chicks.
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:Snake Jailbird: Take me to the Pawn Shop, dude. I'm shopping for some brass knuckles.
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:Reverend Lovejoy: Springfield Mission, please. Time to anoint the unwashed. Ugh.
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:Krusty the Clown: Hey-hey! Take me to the Airport. Don't ask any questions.
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:Marge Simpson: Do you know any good places to eat a meal?
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:Moe Szyslak: I need to check out the Black Box Bar.
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:Dr. Nick Riviera: Dr. Hibbert's. I need to ask a question about the aorta thingy.
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:Marge Simpson: City Hall, please.
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:Otto Mann: Take me to the Bus Depot. That's where I live.
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:Ned Flanders: Can you take me to the Police Station, please?
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:Chief Wiggum: Can you take me to the Painless Dentistry Clinic?
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:Professor Frink: Area 51A, please, and no, I do not know where they keep the flying saucers.
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:Dr. Nick Riviera: I need to go to the Plasma Center.
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:Krusty the Clown: Can you take me to Clown College? I got some squirting diplomas to hand out.
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:Moe Szyslak: Can you take me to the library? I need some thick books for killing rats.
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:Professor Frink: Please take me to the Natural History Museum.
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:Nelson Muntz: Can you take me to the Black Box Bar?
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:Reverend Lovejoy: Take me to the Hospital, and step on it!
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:Mayor Quimby: City Hall, please. In return, I will give you the key to the city.
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:Otto Mann: Springfield Mission, please. Free munchies here I come!
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:Comic Book Guy: Take me to the Sci-Fi Convention. A fallout voy psyching has been reported.
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:Bart Simpson: The Comic Book store, please. The new Radio Active Man is in!
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:Mayor Quimby: Hello, there. Please take me to the Courthouse. I have to bail out my nephew.
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:Comic Book Guy: I require a ride to the Military Antique Store, as I desire to need plus three mace.
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:Comic Book Guy: Please take me to the Museum.
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:Grampa Simpson: I forgot my pills! Get me to the Hospital before I die!
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:Chief Wiggum: Can you take me to this address? I have to deliver a warrant.
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:Seymour Skinner: Observatory, now!
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:Homer Simpson: Clown College, please. I'm auditing a class on pants dropping.
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:Sea Captain: Yarg, matey. To the Museum with me.
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:Barney Gumble: Black Box Bar, please.
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:Bumblebee Man: Hospital, por favor. Soy muy alérgica a mi traje (translation: 'Hospital, please. I am very allergic to my suit').
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:Krusty the Clown: Can you take me to the Courthouse?
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:Lisa Simpson: Please take me to Area 51A. If you can find it.
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:Nelson Muntz: Courthouse, please. Gotta post bail for my mom.
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:Professor Frink: Will you take me home and re-frame for mocking me?
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:Lisa Simpson: Please take me to the Girl's School.
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:Snake Jailbird: Bad night. Everyone's got a dead bolt. Can you just take me home?
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:Seymour Skinner: Library, please. I've got some overdue Leon Uris.
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:Dr. Nick Riviera: Dr. Nick is hungry. Can you take me to a restaurant?
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:Grampa Simpson: Take me to the DMV, I like to wait in line.
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:Hans Moleman: Sushi Place, please.
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:Edna Krabappel: Take me to the Black Box Bar.
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:Lisa Simpson: I like to go to City hall, please. I need to do some research.
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:Nelson Muntz: Can you take me to the Pawn Shop? I just lifted Grampa Simpson's watch.
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:Ned Flanders: Say, can you take me to the Springfield Mission? Nothing like helping the media I always say.
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:Bart Simpson: To the Legitimate Business Man's Club, please.
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:Edna Krabappel: I need to get to the Copy Jalopy.
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:Mayor Quimby: To the Police Station, so I can meet some working girls.
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:Professor Frink: To the Observatory! Mwuah-hey.
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:Lisa Simpson: To the Library, please, where vast sums up knowledge and shushing await.
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:Sea Captain: Yarg. Take me to the nearest Galley, please.
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:Groundskeeper Willie: Take me to the Plasma Center. They pay extra for Scottish blood.
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:Lisa Simpson: Can you drive to the Convention Center, please?
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:Mayor Quimby: Take me to the Airport. Hopefully, no one will notice the missing money until I'm long gone.
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:Krusty The Clown: Can you take me to the Casino?
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:Chief Wiggum: The Courthouse, please!
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:Ned Flanders: Library, please. I got some new books I'm thinking about burning.
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:Lisa Simpson: Can you please take me to the Observatory?
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:Chief Wiggum: Quick, take me to the Police Station! They just got cable TV!
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:Krusty The Clown: The Convention center and hurry! Before all the working girls are gone.
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:Jasper Beardly: Take me to the Cage in Diner. I need to spice things up.
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:Homer Simpson: Happy Sumo right away! I like my sushi well done.
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:Lisa Simpson: The Natural History Museum, please. So much to learn, so little puppet bonding.
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:Marge Simpson: Springfield Mission, please. Homer loves the free soup.
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:Dr. Nick Riviera: Please take me to the Hospital. I pretend I work there.
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:Squeaky Voiced Teen: Can you take me to the Police Academy? A man in my poison confidence would make a good officer.
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:Krusty the Clown: To the Plasma Center, please. I need to make a few pints. I mean bucks.
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:Barney Gumble: To the Happy Sumo. Was-A-bi! Was-AAA-bi!
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:Barney Gumble: To the Happy Sumo. I don't remember why.
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:Hans Moleman: The DMV, please. They're trying to revoke my license.
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:Bart Simpson: Take me to Area 51A, please.
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:Milhouse Van Houten: Ugh. I need to go to the Comic Book Store. Radioactive is signing autographs.
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:Homer Simpson: Take me to the Courthouse. I'm late for my sentencing.
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:Barney Gumble: Plasma Center. I need weekend beer money.
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