Ash tries to buy an 18+ game

Ash's Mum asks him to buy some veggies/cocaine. Ash is at the till paying for drugs and carrots, when he sees an Xtra vision across the street.
Ash is too busy staring at the Xtra vision that he dosen't realise that he just purchased a TOASTER!
ASH: Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Its YOU again!
Ash starts to beat the toaster until there is nothing left of it. Afterwards he walks over to Xtra vison. When he crosses the street Ash gets run over by 5 lorries, 10 cars and 14 buses.
ASH: Phew! That was close! Now to Xtra vision! If I buy Mummy something she'll think I'm a good boy!
Ash looks through the window of Xtra vision and he spots a few teenagers in the shop hanging out.
ASH: Maybe those kids know what mummy likes!
Ash walks in and stands right behind the teens.
STORE CLERK: I'm sorry fellows, but thats an 18 game and your only 15, so you can't buy it!
The teenagers curse and leave the till, when they spot Ash standing there,looking into space, cluching two shopping bags.
BOY TEEN: Hey guys, I've got an idea! (The boy teen turns to Ash and says:) Hey kid, I'll be your best friend if you give us some of that COKE and buy us each a copy of Tomb Raider! 
Ash nods and hands the bag to a girl teenager and then he grabs a copy of Tomb raider and walks over to the clerk.
ASH: If I buy this game and give those kids Cocaine, I'll have friends!
STORE CLERK: Yeah right kid, and who were these kids you gave this so called "Cocaine" to?
Ash turns around to point out the teenagers he saw just a second ago, but when he turns he sees the teens run out the store with the Coke.
Later, Ash and his Mother are sitting in a jail cell. 
MOTHER/DELIA: Ash...you had to tell him about the drugs?!?!   
ASH: Honesty is the best policy! 
...says Ash with a smile on his dumb face.                    
THE END!
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