The Voice of Experience

The Voice of Experience is written by Sebastian Weinberg and was published online on September 12th, 1996.Post at FFML - Retrieved 13-05-2021
==Description==
==Plot==
A young martial artists is being followed by an much older woman, who claims all she wants to do is offer the boy some advice. He can't seem to lose her by leaping to the top of a building and when he kicks out to drive her off she easily knock him off the building. She hops on and off his back and when he gets serious and tries to use the old chestnuts attack, she parries all of his blows. Not only that, but she is fast enough to sneak slaps to his cheeks in between! He gives up and decides to let her give her advice. It turns out that the boy, who has recently moved to Nerima, has several girls after him and a fiancée who likes to hit him. The old woman advises him that he should tell the one, out of the bunch of paramours, that he actually loves, that he loves her before it becomes to late and something happens that causes him to lose her. The boys then asks the old lady what does she know about having trouble with multiple girls, to which the old lady begins to laugh, poking him and crowing, "I know!" Another old lady suddenly appears and slaps the first upside the head with a mallet, before turning to apologise to the boy for the other's behaviour. The boy, named Noukirou, says he hadn't expected the neighbourhood to be peaceful as crazy stuff seems to follow him around. The first old lady tells him that this place has been crazy for ages and the second, now identified as Akane Saotome accuses the first of playing along. The first lady says she just wanted to give the boy some advice about fiancées. Akane apologises again to Noukirou for the other lady's actions that led to the fight and invites him to visit the Tendo-Saotome Dojo sometime. Akane then grabs the first old lady by her pigtail and begins dragging her off in the direction of the dojo, as the first lady shouts at Noukirou to remember her advice. At the street corner the first lady calls Akane a tomboy and pulls free. The two link arms, smile, and turn the corner to the bemusement of Noukirou.
==Notes==
==FFML Posting History==
*Story 12/09/96
==See Also==
==External Links==
*The Voice of Experience at Bast!'s Ranma 1/2 Page - Retrieved 12-01-2017
==References==
Category:One Chapter Story
Category:1996