Brugur Oradall Borudash

Brugur Oradall Borudash is a major character who appears in: Shadows of Visvara.
A businessman who did 'big stoinks'.
==Synopsis==
===History===
His father was an orc and his mother was a wealthy business gal. His father was killed for 'rape and that' and so his mum raised him as if he was doing an apprenticeship in Barnsley. Eventually, his mother 'unplugged the power cord', leaving everything she owned, including the business, to him, when he was just 15. Borudash would continue to run the business until he was suddenly attacked by the United Clan of Orcs. Discovering that they were now pursuing him for reasons he didn't know, he started a "business vacation", to go on the run and hopefully sort the entire mess out along the way.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 1: Deen the Fish Bloke ===
While out drinking it a bar one night, he crossed paths with the Bulging Stick and Davril. The three agreed to join forces as a mercenary group for hire, so the newly created party were travelling Visvara and stopped at Ars, a small village by a river. They looked around for quests, but didn't really find anything, but eventually saw a man ran up to the entrance shouting about how his son was taken by a fish bloke who came out from the river. The party agreed to help him out, so they ate pizza on their way to the cave where the monster took him, while the fisherman detailed what happened. When they got there, the fisherman ran back to the village for safety, while they went inside. They were instantly met with a left and right path, so they opted for the latter and were met with a dark tunnel with an echoing croak just beyond. Being cautious, they left the cave to get firewood from the nearby forest, but Borudash's fire starting skills were too incredible and he set the entire forest on ablaze. They rushed back in with a stick that was on fire and threw it into the right path, where they saw a frog taking a 'big ol' shit' on the floor. Bulge rushed up and attacked it, but the frog dodged then started running like a man at Bob, who was tackled down and punched by it. Davril swung down at the frog as it leaped off of Borudash, but fatally struck his calf. Angered, Bob leaped forward and slammed down with his greataxe, but the frog dodged and kicked him in the face, so the Bulging Stick decided to try run out the cave to get some firewood to throw at the frog with, but he was tackled down by the frog and punched. With the situation looking dire, Davril cast bardic inspiration on Borudash, who swung down with his greataxe and sliced the frog in two. Tired, but resilient, the party pressed on deeper into the cave. They were met with a big pool of water and a small path further into the right, so they decided to investigate the body of water first. They saw an object at the bottom of it - shining, and the water was just shallow enough for Bob to just walk in and grab it. It was a locket with a picture of family in it, but no one knew who they were. They also found a small crack at the end of the pool, so he looked inside from a safe distance and saw a chest, then proceeded to carry it out, after consulting with Bulge. Davril picked the lock and they found that it contained GP 75, so they all took a third each. They also found a healing potion, which Davril took, but it wasn't very effective. They continued down the path and then saw a ditch with a bunch of sharp rocks in it and a glowing golden sword at the end of it, so Bulge front flipped over the ditch and used all his strength to pull it out of the ground, then returned to the others. They found that it had some mysterious writing on it that none of them could read. Finally, they saw that the river was leading into a small crack in the wall that was too low to go through at once, requiring one person to dive under at a time, so Bulge, being in fittest form, attempted to go in, but was suddenly grabbed by the neck and dragged across the floor of the river and thrown out into the ceiling, where he sustained devastating damage. The culprit rose from the water and revealed himself to be Deen the fish bloke. He towered over the party, so Davril pleaded for their lives with a beautiful heartfelt speech, but he couldn't understand it, then thought "pitiful mortals, I shall put them out of their misery", then struck down at him, but he dodged and sliced at him with his rapier, followed up by Borudash swinging his greataxe, and finally the Bulging Stick sliced through the Sahuagin with his new sword, which suddenly emitted a laser beam as it connected. Victorious, Bob decided to go investigate what was on the other side to see if the child was there, only to find skeletons, blood, and torn up clothes. With no signs of life, they returned to the village, with the monsters head and his trident to inform the fisherman of what they discovered. Distraught at the fact his son was dead, he sorrowed alone, but still awarded the party for killing the monster, but quickly picked himself up and said "welp, better make a new one!". The party left and decided to rest at the inn, but the innkeeper was blind and deaf, so they assumed they could just go and get a room for free, but Terry Crews was there and he strangled Bob, to make them pay for their stay. After a good night's sleep, they set out for adventure again, after picking up some healing items at a nearby store. On their way to the next village, a bear jumped out from the bushes and quite mildly asked if they would like to purchase shampoo. Though momentarily frightened by the bear, Borudash realised that it was an old friend he did business with a while back and after a quick catch-up about his dead wife, Bearington offered some of his items (some shampoo and two sticks), but Bob was trying to tell him that you can't sell sticks, because you can get them anywhere, which Bear denied, so he got the Bulging Stick to get seventeen of them, which Bear eventually bought, when they went to a nearby village to get some cash from his debit card, despite only have GP 1 to spare. As he walked away, Bear collapsed on the floor, as if he just died from starvation, but suddenly burst into the air with his jetpack on and flew away. The party continued their search for adventure and saw another blacksmiths, which Davril promptly entered. Immediately, he spotted a rock with a cowboy hat on and googly eyes, similar to his own. He went up to the counter and saw no one, so he started playing his flute to attract attention to himself, then got shouted out by the dwarven owner. He apologised then asked about the rock and what relation it had to the rock he already owned. The lady then detailed a great legend, "long ago, in the distant past, an enigmatic wizard named Rok crafted eighteen rocks with hats and googly eyes, then gave one to each of his children, as family heirlooms. It was said that they possessed a magic power that could only be used with the gathering of all eighteen rocks." Davril, having heard this story, bought the rock and committed himself to finding all eighteen of them. As he left, the blacksmith shouted "that rock isn't magic", then disappeared with the shop.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 2: Goblin Hideout Siege===
Three days after their last adventure, the party had found themselves travelling in the rain. Wanting to escape the cold, they sought refuge in a nearby inn, where they met a man by the name of Edron Bartholomew II, who they let join their team. After a night's stay at the inn they walked out and readied themselves for another day, but while Ed and Dav left to go shopping, Borudash and Bulge got incredibly pissed at the inn, so they staggered into a nearby café and bought their entire stock of sausage rolls. BOB then went to talk with a man with an ice-pack over his eye. He seemed to notice him as his boss and informed BOB that his name was Dylan and that he got ambushed by goblins while delivering packages to a client. Horrified by this he demanded that he take them to the goblins and Dylan agreed to and told to get back to him when he was ready to go, so Borudash and Bulge met up with Dav and Ed at a well and he grabbed the silver pieces inside it. They returned to Dylan and set off to the hideout and on the way, he told the party that a mysterious warlock gave him a golden compass that he could give them as a token of thanks. When they arrived, they discovered that they were hiding in a rocky hillside with a river flowing down, but they decided to try climbing it instead, which they managed to do after some trial and error, only to be met with a narrow crack which could only fit one person at a time, so Davril and Edron investigated it only to find out that a group of goblins were on the other side. Still in his drunken haze, the Bulging Stick burst through the crack and threw his shurikens at all four of them and dodged three of their attacks, but was struck by the fourth. Brugur followed behind, while he took a potion, but was immediately attacked by the three goblins that missed Bulge. In retaliation, they managed to kill two of the goblins, while Davril made his way in, only to be attacked by two goblins. Finally, Bulge swung his golden sword into one of the goblins and Dav sliced open the final one. With the full team through, they investigated the area and found a treasure chest with a couple gold pieces. They continued through and found that there was a large opening to the left, revealing the spring the river was coming from, which was following down a path that a bridge was going over. Firstly, Dav looked into the springs and saw a large metal box, so Brugur dived down to get it. Altogether they found that it had embroideries of a large figure giving eighteen strange circles to eighteen small figures, and recalling what the previous blacksmiths had told him, Dav took a handaxe from Bob and cut open the top of the box to find two rocks, one with a deerstalker hat and one with a beanie. They consulted as a group and decided to split up between the paths, so BOB and Dav went down the rocky mountain and found two frogs that started chasing them down. Furious from their last encounter with a frog, BOB smashed both his handaxes down and completely obliterated them. The party later reconvened across the bridge and saw that at the end of the path were two small goblins and a much larger one behind them, so they sprung forward for a surprise attack. Davril and Edron attacked the small goblins, while Borudash and Bulge attacked the bigger one, but they were able to retaliate.The West Side Boiz came out victorious and Dylan went over to his backpack and found that all his items were intact and handed Bob the Golden Compass, before going about his delivery. Feeling a little bit guilty for punching him in the face, while drunk and having such a hard time, he gave him a raise of 5 copper pieces then said goodbye. The party investigated the compass and found that it was written in the same language as the Golden Sword, furthermore it wasn't pointing North, but rather more South East.
===Shadows of Visvara - Episode of Madness 1: Falcon Claw University===
After defeating the goblins, the party decided to follow the direction of the golden compass, not knowing where it would eventually lead them. Since it was getting late, the West Side Boiz camped out for the night and Brugur Oradall Borudash was in charge of that night's dinner. He went out and found a plentiful supply of blue mushrooms, so he made a soup and everyone enjoyed it, only to find that they would be instantly knocked out and taken into something of a "joint dream world acid trip."
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 3: Golden Gauntlets===
After waking up from their collective drug trip they greeted Sigismund and welcomed him into the West Side Boiz before continuing their following of the golden compass. They eventually stumbled across a little town, but the café was bordered up with police tape, so Edron asked to go in and see, but they had to prove to the policeman that they were cool, so he flexed his muscles to intimidate him. It succeeded and he was allowed to go in with one person, so he picked the Bulging Stick. They entered and met two police officers, Kai Goose and William Rogers, who were investigating the scene. They explained that, about a month ago, a woman named Jenny had gone missing and they haven't found any leads, but they did find a strange door with a hole in the ground. Ed requested that the rest of the West Side Boiz come in to assist, and they were instantly permitted by Goose. They wondered about the hole for a while, but realised that the text on the hole matched the text on the golden sword and compass, in addition, they discovered that the compass and the hole were the same size, but Ed warned of incredibly dangerous and evil vibes coming from the hole, but Borudash put the compass in anyway and the doors swung open, revealing a staircase down into a dark space. The detectives told them to prepare first before going down into the dungeon, so they agreed and went into town. Davril and Bob decided to go to the blacksmiths only to find a giant man there. Davril asked if they had any rocks with hats on and the blacksmith got really angry and engaged in battle with the pair. Davril broke his rapier on the giant's tough skin and Borudash lost his left pinky finger. Luckily, his wife came over and calmed down her giant husband, then apologised to the pair. Davril received a new rapier to replace his old one as a further apology by the giant blacksmith. Borudash proceeded to talk to the wife, but he was using incredibly strange incoherent slang, so she didn't understand anything, so she sprayed him with water and asked him to leave. Later a little boy, F-Money, ran out his house crying and bumped into Brugur Oradall Borudash, who tried to shove him in his bag, but the boy was able to escape and run back to his house with his father and told him what had happened. With a newfound vigour, E-Money, the dad, grabbed his crossbow and aimed at BOB, telling him to leave his family alone, but he just charged at the man smashing him through his own home, killing him. F-Money was now on the floor crying and his mother came down the stairs and immediately sent out a pigeon to inform the police, but Edron grabbed the bird mid-flight and smashed it into the ground, until it was just a bloody puddle on the ground. Borudash proceeded to grab F-Money and bludgeon his pregnant mother to death with him, but the resulting action caused a candle to fall down and set the entire house ablaze, so he jumped out the window, when the two detectives from earlier showed up and comforted BOB, thinking he tried to save the family. The Bulging Stick was horrified by this turn of events and was completely disgusted by Borudash. They decided to leave, but they passed a ditch in the ground, where they saw a guy surrounded by frogs, so Sigismund talked to the frogs and asked them to leave. They were pretty chill about it and just walked away, smoking a couple cigarettes, but then Edron sneaked up behind them and killed them all, only to reveal that they were all ghost frogs. The man's name was Ara and he joined the West Side Boiz. Goose and Billbob appeared again and confirmed if they were ready to go down the dungeon. They went down with Kai at the front with his torch, but they soon realised that the path would split into two, so he took Sigi, Ed, and bulge right, while Billbob went left with Bob, Ara, and Davril. On the left side, they entered a dark room, where they found a goose just kind of chilling there, so Davril tried to befriend it, but it honked at them then started running around in circles, forming a tornado in the circle, then blasted it at the party. Everybody dodged it except Borudash, who got blasted back, so Davril just insulted it really harshly and the goose just walked away, hurt. Bob searched the room and found a skull that could talk. It didn't really have much to offer in terms of information, but he seemed like a chill dude, so he made a necklace and kept him around his neck. He'd go onto find out his name was Reiss and that he named his kid B-Money, a long time ago, so Bob explained that he likely murdered his descendents, which just made Reiss laugh. The party regrouped and went through a door in a library and found themselves in a massive boxing stadium and in the ring were two Earth-bending cows, but one was instantly crushed to death. The cow announced it was looking for a worthy challenger, so Borudash threw Reiss into the ring. Initially scared the skull winced, but then thought about how he named his son B-Money, then started to laugh, causing a torrent of wind to burst out and shoot straight through the cow. Victorious, the cow allowed them to proceed past him and they were met with a set of stairs leading down, so Davril led them down with his dancing lights, where they came across a man shouting at a woman on the floor. They all jumped down and frightened the man, who proceeded to ready himself for combat, talking big about his fire magic. They realised that the woman he was shouting at was Jenny, who was unconscious on the floor. Kai Goose asked for an explanation and so he explained that he had come to this dungeon to acquire the Golden Gauntlets for the Golden Artifact Seekers, but Jenny just came with him, despite his protest. Incredibly confused, Davril asked him to explain more about this golden weapon search and he explained that there were 14 golden weapons that were used to stop a malevolent old one called Big Chungus. Kai Goose and William Rogers took Jenny out the dungeon and the West Side Boiz agreed to help him get the gauntlets. The man, Zaoh Imnotgoodatmakingnames, explained that the gauntlets are at the bottom of a pool, but they can't touch the water, because they'll awaken the fragment of Big Chungus' life force that is trapped in the gauntlets, so they need his trusty fishing rod, but he ate it whole, since they were stuck in the dungeon for a whole month, so he tried to vomit it out, while the rest of the party just went down anyway. The Bulging Stick dived in and touched the gauntlets, suddenly causing a burst of darkness to consume everything around them. They were now stuck in a strange shadow realm and the gauntlets were spewing out this purple has that transmogrified into a figure resembling a well-built man. They got into a fierce battle with the fragment of Big Chungus and claimed the gauntlet as there's, but Bob and Reiss had a falling out and Reiss decided to make a body out of wind and he just left the dungeon. Meanwhile, Zaoh was still vomiting out the fishing rod to use, but they came back and showed him that they had the gauntlets and he just decided to give up on the Golden Artifact Seekers thing altogether and just entrust his weapon to the West Side Boiz, since they already had the sword and the trident (which they didn't even know was magic). He also explained that the countdown on the weapons was reaching 2 hours, so they had better follow the compasses quick.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 4: Arrival of Big Chungus===
The party were racing their way through a dark forest to get to the meeting place the golden compass was leading them towards, but they soon realised that something was stalking them, it was batman and it attacked Davril, causing him to trip up and fall, so the Bulging Stick and killed him swiftly, then removed his cowl, revealing it was a Chiropteran man. Borudash also searched his body and discovered four paper bats, which he kept before moving onwards. They eventually reached a small area of stone ruins, but then an old man rushed up to them and seemed to be relieved that he "wasn't the only one who was late", then smash his compass on the ground, teleporting him somewhere. Davril inspected the ruins, which had engravings telling them to smash the compass, so they all held hands, while Bob smashed it onto the floor. A blue light glowed over them and they were instantly transported into a large dome room, with paintings of old ones, the children of Muck Fish. They were rushed in by and elf man, who seemed to be running the operation, telling them that they were late for preparations and then announced to everyone that they only had 18 seconds until the countdown got to zero. They all anxiously waited for the countdown, but everyone holding a golden weapon instantly collapsed to the ground as their life force was being sucked out of them. Edron and bulge were able to instantly let go of the trident and sword respectively, but Davril was struggling to let go of his gauntlets, so Borudash rushed over and tore them off of him, saving him, but putting himself under its draining force now, fortunately he was strong enough to let go too. Relieved for a moment, they soon realised that everyone else was now completely drained save for the old man they saw earlier, the elf guy, a bear, and a generic looking anime girl. The weapons soon flew up into the middle of the room and formed a strange gold-tinted energy ball. Edron sensed the aura of the orb and merely said, "this is sending me some bad vibes guys", but Morgan Cantor, the elf bloke, angered by the turn of events, went up and attacked it, but instantly collapsed when the attack connected, which also caused the orb to disappear too. Davril inspected his body and found that he was dead, but saw his eyes were now glowing a gold colour. He turned around to tell everybody, but immediately saw Cantor get back up. Edron sensed his aura, feeling incredibly evil vibes, so he struck at him to try save Davril, allowing him to escape, but angering this now possessed version of Cantor. He held out his hand and formed a golden lance in it then slashed it across everyone, hitting everyone except Brugur Oradall Borudash, unfortunately, the three other people they were with were completely knocked out and the party had to take it on by themselves. The Bulging Stick and Bob attacked him, only doing minimal damage, but allowing everyone else to heal up a bit. Angered by the blows sustained, Cantor changed the lance into a fan and blew a cast of wind at them, which hit everyone except Davril and Edron. The wind didn't do any damage to them, but caused them to charmed, forcing them to attack their allies. Brugur slashed his greataxe at Davril, while Sigismund went to hit Ara, but accidentally tripped and hit himself with his scimitar. The Bulging Stick proceeded to throw a shuriken at Sigi, while he was on the ground, while Ara punched him. Davril went over to a now dying Sigi and force fed him a sausage roll, which seemed to make him better and Edron attacked Cantor to stop him from hitting them any further, but didn't stop him from slashing his lance at them all again. Everyone was able to dodge it, but everyone stuck to healing themselves, even Morgan, except Sigi, who threw a ball of water at him, and Ara, who asked Borudash to be launch him into the enemy, dealing massive damage with his inflict wounds spell. The fight was still not over and the party came at him swinging, but the Bulging Stick was able to deliver the final, devastating blow, causing Cantor to die, as the spirit of Big Chungus escaped his body. Exhausted from the battle, the party rested for a second only for Moneybags the bear to jump and tell them that he wasn't unconscious, he just wasn't eager to fight the possessed version of this already strong bloke. He rewarded them all with GP 100 each, as a thank you for dealing with the Golden Artifact Seekers' mess. Davril and Borudash tried to pet him, but he didn't notice Dav and bit off Borudash's other pinky. The Bulging Stick then tried to pet him and Moneybags enjoyed it so much that he gave him his business card for Brains 4 Days, telling him to send a raven to this address if they ever need a brain, then grabbed the other two unconscious people and left. Davril inspected the corpses of the Golden Artifact Seekers and managed to find GP 26 that he shared between the party and then they decided to leave. When they got out the cave, they realised night had struck, so they set up camp together, with Dav and bulge making rice with ox meat, with a side of Sigi's berries. They sat around the campfire and decided to share their backstories with one another in full for the first time, bringing them all closer as a the West Side Boiz. While they were enjoying festivities of teasing Brugur Oradall Borudash to the point where he started trying to beat up Ara, and building a romantic relationship (Edron and the bulging stick), they were suddenly stopped by a surprise appearance by Bear Bearington, who collapsed on Bob, bleeding to death, so Ara rushed over and healed him, noticing the plethora of arrows in his back, he warned them of hunters trying to kill him. Furious, Brugur marched further into the forest to kill them, so Ed carried Bear on his back and followed Davril, who was leading the way with his dancing lights spell. They eventually got ambushed by a flurry of arrows up in the trees from the hunters, so Bob set a tree on fire with a torch he made quickly, causing one of the hunters to expose his position and die in the fire, which began to spread into a circle of fire. The hunters jumped down, but Bob, and bulge slaughtered through two of them, causing the last one to try run away, but got caught in the fire and died. Bulge backflipped out the ring, but everyone couldn't match his incredible form, so Bear weakly told everyone to grab a hold of Ed, while he used his jetpack to fly them away. It was successful and they escaped the forest with bulge tailing along behind them on foot.
===Shadows of Visvara - Episode of Madness 3: Davril Town===
Bear had dropped the West Side Boiz at a nearby cave, while the forest beneath the burnt bright with flames. He collapsed from tiredness and the Bulging Stick had made his way up to the cave too. Everyone, tired from their recent fight with Big Chungus decide to rest also, but Davril spotted some nearby orange mushrooms, so Edron and Borudash inhaled some and fell asleep, while everyone else just ate them normally, before bed, not knowing that they were entering another joint drug trip.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 5: Thunderdome ===
After a good night's sleep and a little discussion on last night's drug trip, the West Side Boiz part ways with Bear Bearington. The fire had subsided and died down substantially, so the party decided to have a walkabout only to find a fat old dude just lying on the floor, dying. They tried helping him up, but he was too fat and heavy, so they just gave up the prospect entirely and searched his body for wounds, finding a massive bloody gash below his belly button, so Edron tried to use lay on hands, but find that he couldn't use his magic. The man then yelled out, seeing that he was trying to use magic on him and two men in steel armour came over and got into a fight with the West Side Boiz. They were able to apprehend Davril and Sigi, but BOB killed one and managed to use the guard's handcuffs against him. Sigismund managed to break free and help everyone interrogate this guy, who claimed to be a guard from a nearby town that despises magic and non-humans, but was hesitant to reveal any more information they asked him, so Borudash broke a flute he had on him and the guard started crying his eyes out, so Edron tried to silence him by peeing in his mouth, but it just combined the sound of crying with gargling, which alerted a large group of more guards to come running over. Davril tried to lie to them, but the guards just saw the fact that there were a bunch of non-humans gathered around a now dead fat dude and guard, as well as a handcuffed one too, who's mouth was being pissed into, so they dragged their guard back to their side, freed him and threw a sleeping gas bomb at them, which everyone got hit by, except for Edron, who managed to slip away, while everyone else got arrested, but he watched from the distance, while everyone got taken into the nearby town, shackled. As they were being taken in, Davril had woken up and realised that he recognised the town as him birthplace, Chill, and was incredibly confused at how much had changed over the past 14 years, with it becoming completely fascist. They were eventually taken into a large metallic domed coliseum, but unbeknownst to the guards and Davril, Sigi, BOB, Bulge, and Ara were thrown into a lower chamber underneath the coliseum, where they were stripped of their equipment and had to wear the prison clothes, which were dirty white vests and shorts. Suddenly they saw a man in the cell with them, who looked a little bit like Davril. It was his father Tom Higgenson, lead vocalist for Plain White T's, who closely embraced his son, Davril Higgenson. The two were incredibly shocked to see each other, but were incredibly happy. Tom explained that his wife, Delilah, was killed, when a group of people burnt down their house with her inside it, while he was arrested "for doing the old in-out in-out with an elf." He also told them that they were next in line to fight Blaster, the Thunderdome's leading champion, but when questioned why he wasn't next in line, he said he just hides, but was abruptly stopped by a guard coming in. When the party looked back at Tom, he had seemingly just vanished and the guard had grabbed everyone and thrown them into the Thunderdome. Edron saw everyone be thrown in and was surprised to see everyone sticking their middle finger up at him, while an announcer stood up in his stand and very gloomily introduced the reigning champion, Blaster. A massive man stepped into the cage and he was wearing a strange, pitch black helmet, so his features were completely masked from them, but they all readied themselves to fight him. Sigismund ran straight up to him and punched him, but instantly broke his hand and Borudash picked Ara up and chucked him at Blaster, dealing some brutal damage to both. Seeing how utterly useless attacking him seemed to be without weapons, Davril tried to convince Edron to help them, but he had just gotten the most comfiest he'd ever gotten in his life and was playing Ring Fit Adventure with the bloke next to him. Blaster attacked with full force and landed some devastating blows into Borudash. The bulging stick smouldered at Edron, causing him to get quite flustered, but he realised that he does have to commit to their relationship, so he went down and ran into the Thunderdome with all his equipment. A scimitar was also thrown in by one of the organisers, and Davril grabbed it and passed it to Bulge, who used his ritual dueling to make Blaster focus his attacks onto him, but Bulge was mostly just getting pummeled into the Earth by him. Ara nearly died a couple times too, because BOB kept picking him up and launching him at Blaster. In the third round, a crossbow was thrown in, so Davril went to pick it up and shot it straight through himself, causing some mortal damage, especially since it wasn't a normal crossbow, so Sigismund went to grab it and managed to blast straight through Blaster. The rest of the fight became quite tumultuous and it seemed like they were about to be overwhelmed, but the bulging stick struck down with his katana with such force, he managed to cut straight into him with mortal damage, but he somehow got up once again, but just as all seemed lost, Ara, who was just recovering from the flurry of attack sustained by BOB throwing him around, punched Blaster, killing him. The audience cried out, booing the West Side Boiz. Not knowing what to do, the guards threw the party into the lower chamber, where Tom congratulated them and have them a bit of bread each to help them heal up a bit. He told them that he was planning to escape tonight, but since they seem to be in trouble now, they can make for it now, so he took out a rock with a bearskin hat and smashed the lock off, then threw it down and walked to a door around the corner. Davril picked the rock up and looked at his father, quite suspicious of him, as was Edron, but Bulge and Sigi didn't seem to care and just wanted to leave, so they all followed him. Tom took them into a separate room and told them to grab their equipment quickly, so they complied and then he pointed to a pool of sewage water and asked if they could swim. They all sighed and knew where he was going with it, but they followed him into the dirty water and they successfully made it out of the city, undetected. In the outskirts of the forest, they all seemed to be safe enough, so Tom pulled out a rapier and handed it to Davril, telling him that it was Delilah's indestructible rapier.
===Shadows of Visvara - Episode of Madness 4: Spell Slots Init===
After parting ways with Tom Higgenson, the West Side Boiz were ambushed by a large group of goblins, but they fought through them bitterly. Davril was quickly knocked out and he broke his rapier, but the rest of the party were able to hold their weight and Sigismund was able to kill every last one of them with a single use of Thunderwave in the end.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 6: Diverging Paths===
A week after the escaping the Thunderdome, the West Side Boiz find themselves in the coastal town of Crino, where they went to the local café and met Jelkas Truboe, a bearded gnome man who worked for Ewon Ltd.. He explained to them that he was out making deliveries, but the waters grew incredibly violent and threw everyone overboard. Luckily he was able to return to land with his package in tact, so he went to the café to dry off and have a sausage roll. Not recognising his boss, Mr. Borudash, Truboe went to the post office to send a letter to him, but ended up just asking BOB to hold onto it for him, while he went "for a whiz." BOB read the letter and it essentially asked him to get a boat for him, so the party went to the nearby docks to get a boat, where they met a large half-orc dude, who was the brother of a massive blacksmith bloke that had previously knocked Davril's lights out. In exchange for CP 12, they managed to get an 8-person canoe that could only move with the half-orc's instructions, as its mechanics were beyond the party's comprehension. As they set sailed with Truboe as well, they found that to start the canoe they had to whack a strange green orb into the head of the person in front, so everyone did that, with Sigismund and Borudash taking some pretty brutal damage from the Bulging Stick and Davril respectively. As they began moving they put on some tunes and chilled on their way to the island of Saios, but suddenly felt strange ripples in the water. A giant squid monster burst out the water and attack them, so the party prepared for combat. Borudash threw Truboe at the squid, but it failed to do anything and the gnome died in the process. Bulge and Edron jumped onto its back and started hacking away, but it went underwater, so they had to go back up for air. BOB attempted to throw Ara into the water after the squid, so that he could use inflict wounds on it, but he failed to get anywhere and just smacked onto the water. Edron managed to get back onto the canoe, but as soon as he did, the monster burst up form beneath him and threw him, Sigi, and the half-orc bloke overboard, but Davril and Borudash managed to stay on and they contemplated abandoning everyone. While falling, Sigismund used thunderwave, killing the monster and sending him hurdling backwards with the canoe. The canoe splashed into the water, while Dav and BOB hit each other with green orbs to get it to start, but Sigi managed to land in the canoe as it zoomed off into the horizon. Ara, Edron, and Bulge were now alone at sea and the monster fell into the water sending a tide over them, knocking them out and made them float endlessly at sea.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 8: Tall Trial===
Sigismund, Brugur Oradall Borudash, and Davril's canoe speeded into a rocky beach, putting their tumultuous journey to an abrupt stop. They'd worn themselves out and looked at their surroundings figuring out that they'd somehow made it to Cummid by complete accident, so they were able to deliver the Ewon Ltd. parcel directly to its recipient at a nearby blacksmiths, who shot Davril for insulting his yellow eyepatch, calling it piss coloured. The blacksmith took his parcel and closed his shop for the day, so the party went to the working men's club, where they saw Bear Bearington, who sold Davril two Tanto blades that he stole from the Shimada Clan. Interestingly, the party had been hearing tales of a mysterious armoured figure on a horse on a hill, which the inhabitants of the village were too scared to investigate, so Sigismund went outside to look at hills for a while, until he found it. Meanwhile, BOB had been growing more impatient with the working men's club, because he "doesn't like it when his employees enjoy themselves too much," so he went over to the bartender and punched him in the face, causing everyone in the building to angrily prepare themselves to maul the half-orc. Seeing this, Bear Bearington took one last gulp of his beverage and left the scene, while Davril instructed his companion to get behind the bar counter, so that he could stand on a table and use thunderwave. The shockwave was so intensely powerful that ever in the building flew backwards and the structure itself burst out and began caving in on itself, destroying everything. Sigi, who was still outside doing pretty much nothing at this point looked behind him to see that everything was in pieces and Davril was standing proudly in the centre taking a big swig of his glass of milk - like a true champion. Dav and BOB started rummaging through the rubble and found a full set of milk bottles, and an array of different alcoholic beverages, furthermore they stumbled upon a rock with a propeller hat on. The party, strangely proud of what just occurred, began taking in the scenery and suddenly saw the menacing figure on the hill mentioned by the townsfolk. Sigi waved at it and received a wave back, but BOB, sensing hostility from the being, launched Davril at it and he used thunderwave again at it, knocking it off its horse, to which it said, "yo, what the fuck are you doing? It's me Reiss." Davril apologised profusely and the other two came running up and did the same. The party explained what they'd been up to since, and asked how Reiss was, so he explained that he got his old dance outfit on and had a vision of this place, so he set out to wait for what had taken place in it to occur. As the party asked what that was, Reiss checked his watch and the earth beneath them began to rumble, as a gaping hole began to form where the town was. A massive tower began erupting from beneath it and it was structured with no windows or doors, but still had balconies all around it, furthermore, the entire tower was covered in vines. Reiss asked if the party wanted to assist him, to which they eagerly agreed to do, so they all grabbed one of his fingers, and found that the armour he was wearing was completely hollow. After a brief few moments of pause, all four of them burst into the air and landed above the clouds, on top of the tower. Despite how freezing cold it was up there, they pushed forward to the centre, where they found a podium that simply said Trial 1, so BOB tried pushing it over, but wasn't able to make it budge, so Davril tried slapping it and completely obliterated it. With that, one of the panels behind them opened up and revealed a strange humanoid figure made entirely out of a strange semi-transparent material. BOB charged at it and swung with his axe, but dodged it with incredible, yet jolty motions and speed, then formed a sword out of its hand and swung at everyone with its incredible length. Davril and BOB were hit back, so everyone tried attack it again and they eventually managed to throw it off the tower, but Reiss realised that it was rapidly climbing its way back up, and it jumped onto Reiss' head, so BOB and Davril tried pulling it off, but were instantly kicked back, while it continued to scramble at the skull's scalp, so Sigismund used burning hands on the thing and it scorched it off, freeing Reiss and causing it to fall off the tower again, so BOB grabbed the skull and chucked him at it. Reiss used his wind-based powers to smash into it, then rebound his way back up to the top of the tower, where they all heard a load mechanical noise and "TRIAL 1: COMPLETED". With this, Reiss jumped off the tower, stranding the party, so they had to figure out a way down without him. BOB threw Sigismund off the tower, causing him to plumett to his death, but fortunately for him he turned into a bear and hung onto the vines, as they did that, the tower began rumbling once again and started slowly descending, so everyone just jumped off from a safe distance and watched as the tower sank further into the ground. With a job well done, they decided to head out to meet up with Reiss, but they suddenly felt a minor headache, then began hearing familiar voices. It was Edron and Bulge, giving each one of them a different message. Davril suddenly heard, "Fuck you Dav, we can’t stand you mate. You’re the worst one in the crew. Eat shit and die, simp. You radiate loser energy. Your death will be soon. LOL JK XD. ~ signed by shit and giggles.”, Borudash then heard, "Ayup BOB, we’re on Vibe island, of which I am king of. It’s pretty nice, come find us and pick us up. P.S. We adopted Ara, but you can still try kill him. P.P.S. Please do it.”, and Sigismund heard "Fuck you Sigismund, we can’t stand you mate. You’re the worst one in the crew. Eat shit and die, simp. You radiate loser energy. Your death will be soon.” As soon as they'd all received those messages they then just saw a telepathic hologram of Edron fortnite dancing. They then unanimously decided, "fuck those guys", then looked for Reiss, who was by his campfire, and despite their insistence, refused to let the party join him on his new quest, so they settled for establishing their own new town, but decided to sleep at Reiss' camp for the night. When they woke up, their ally was gone and they were left to their own devices, so Davril and BOB chopped down a tree, and they decided to make a cabin, but they were all too incompetent to do it, so they checked out the rubble around the massive gaping hole in the ground from the tower, so Sigi spent the entire day mending all the structures that could be feasibly reconstructed. At evening, Sigi filled the hole up with water, and made a large well, then the party searched the nearby town for new townsfolk to put in it, since everyone that used to be there was now dead. The next town over seemed quite nice, but just as they were about to approach it, a massive tower erupted from the ground and they saw Reiss fly up to it. They made their piece with not getting any new villagers and returned to their newly established town.
===Shadows of Visvara - Episode of Madness 5: I hate these stupid assholes===
The next morning, rain poured heavily and the day was dismal, yet Sigismund said to his two fellow villagers "I sure do love not dying.", where he was promptly struck by lightning, likely by the will of Muck Fish, prompting his two companions to agree that maybe this new island may not be the best idea after all, so they got a new canoe and sailed off to Vibe Island. On their way there, Borudash was also struck by lightning, leaving Davril to sail both burnt bodies all the way to their destination by himself.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 9: Shimada Justice Division Arrive===
After a tumultuous journey along the waters, Davril successfully managed to get BOB and Sigismund to Vibe Island. A butler greeted them and Davril requested his clothes, so the butler promptly took his off, then picked up BOB and lead them all to a nearby bakery, where the rest of the West Side Boiz were, except for Ara, because it was his past bedtime. In addition to them, the Bulging Stick's old friend, Zenix, and his main shag, Hora, were there two, alongside the Ring Fit Guy. They all enjoyed each other's company once again, except for Borudash, who was barely awake and sent to the Bartholomew Castle to rest.
===Shadows of Visvara - Episode of Madness 6: Jenny Wars===
The West Side Boiz set sail from Vibe Island back to Visvara to continue their journey, so Edron decided to go into the woods and find ingredients to cook a meal for them to have on the trip there. He managed to concoct a soup with some red mushrooms they found and everyone, except for Davril ate some on the boat. Strangely, all of the crew that ate the soup started to feel a bit sleepy, so they went to sleep, leaving Davril in charge of steering the boat. BOB and Ara were also filled in on the fact that the Shimada Justice Division had just attacked the rest of the party and Vos had attached death bracelets that would automatically kill them after a month.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 10: Tribbiani Tribulation===
Davril had sailed everyone safely back to the country of Visvara at a rather plain looking town. The West Side Boiz were in good health, except for BOB and Sigismund who'd apparently gotten a little sea sick, nevertheless they explored their current area, where Davril suddenly saw a beautiful elven woman holding a sign by a fountain, so he tried to push her in, but was too weak to do anything, so she punched him with incredible damage. The Bulging Stick, who was meanwhile playing around with Edron in the fountain took the notice of the sign, since it had his name on it, so he inquired, and she explained that she was looking for the Bulging Stick, because "Window the great wisdom tree" sent her to do so. Bulge told her that he was the man she was looking for, but was told to answer one question - "what letter does the Bulging Stick's name begin with", so he responded with 'L' and was allowed into her nearby carriage alongside the others. She took them into the wood, where a squirrel in full armour jumped in through the window and started attacking everyone, but Edron managed to calm it down and tame it, finding out that its name is Sir Poopalot the Pogger. Eventually they reached a small opening in the woods, where they found Window in the centre, so Davril climbed on top of him and sat down, while he conversed with Bulge. After catching up for a bit, Window explained that he's now been having visions about a calamity quickly approaching that will doom the entirety of Visvara and that he believes that the West Side Boiz are the key to stopping this ordeal. Bulge and Davril relented this statement, highlighting that they're collectively quite useless an bad at doing their job, but Window insisted. Ultimately he managed to convince them to at least hear him out, so he explained that he believed a war would set the calamity in motion, so he quickly assumed that the one in question would be the Central Perk Clan Wars between the Shimada Clan and Bing Clan, so he said that the West Side Boiz should unify the four weaker clans: the Greene Clan, Geller Clan, Buffay Clan, and Tribbiani Clan. This alliance would ultimately be enough to take down both the Shimada Clan and Bing Clan. Seeing the plausibility of this plan the West Side Boiz agreed to help.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 11: Geller and Green Dilemmas===
The West Side Boiz made their way to the Geller Clan Headquarters. Borudash recovered fully from his sea sickness, so he joined the others when they got to their destination and found that the headquarters were in the suspicious back alleys of this city. Davril and BOB spoke with a suspicious looking man in a trench coat, who sold them a rock with a plague doctor mask and hat and a signed BTS poster for ridiculously high amounts, causing Davril to try pickpocket some back, but was caught and easily picked up and smashed against the guy's knee. Eventually, they went to the building on the address and were knocked back by the terrible smell, so Davril looked after Ara by vomiting onto him, while BOB and Bulge proceeded into the building. They discovered that it was a store owned by a man who found a genie and wished for a lot of poop, so BOB and Bulge wanted to know where said genie was now, so he explained that it's somewhere in the mountains of poop around them, so they started digging and only found a lamp with the deed to the building (accomplishing Monica's mission, but not their own to find the genie and get a wish). They then got the old man to look for it himself, but he seemed to have vanished into the poop dimension, so they quietly walked away from the building and returned to the Geller Clan Headquarters, where Monica rewarded them with gold and joined the alliance. Later, they decided to go straight to the Greene Clan Headquarters, only to find the matriarch, Rachel Greene was incredibly busy, so booked an appointment and went to a strip club to wait (without Ara, who was being looked after by Trish). At the bar, Borudash met a man called Carlos Derailing and they really hit it off, so Carlos introduced the West Side Boiz to the best strippers in the club. Carlos agreed to help them on their adventure, so they went to the Greene Clan Headquarters to meet with the matriarch to discuss the alliance, even explaining that they'd already gotten Joey Tribbiani and Monica Geller to join, so Rachel explained that she'd be interested in joining, but had to deal with her sisters, who were largely envious of her becoming the new matriarch instead of them, so the West Side Boiz helped along with the negotiations at a nearby hotel, only to be ambushed by ninjas sent by Amy and Jill Greene. The West Side Boiz defeated them and pressed onwards upstairs to the bar, where they met four brothers, but Davril and the Bulging Stick were able to calm them down and everybody had some drinks together (except Ara, who refused the capri-suns offered to him, which were then given to Davril). They left the ninjas (otherwise known as the Lloyd Brothers) and made their way to the rooftop, where Amy and Jill Greene were. Bulge instantly charged forward at Jill, and pushed her off the roof, then jumped down to jump on her face, when he noticed, she was trying to cling onto the building with her knife. She then plummeted to her death, after being stepped on, which ended with Bulge smoking a cigarette a couple floors below, since he jumped into a random room. Meanwhile, Carlos Derailing was horrified that they'd just killed a woman, so he decided to calm the situation down by inviting Amy to shag, so that she wouldn't be murdered by the rest of the West Side Boiz. Rachel Greene then agreed to join the alliance, as the party set off for the Buffay Clan Headquarters. Carlos Derailing also returned to his job as a hentai artist.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 13: Battle of Central Perk - Part 1===
Two weeks had passed since the West Side Boiz recruited Phoebe Buffay into the Friends Alliance, but in the meantime all four clans were secretly plotting an all-out attack on the Shimada and Bing Clan. Joey Tribbiani sent a calling card out to their respective chairmans, challenging them to war a top the Central Perk tower. Leaving Trish and Ara with Window for their own safety, the West Side Boiz arrived at central perk at midday, where they found it completely desolate, since all the people living there had evacuated for the war that was about to go down, however they saw one place with its lights still on, so they decided to investigate, where they found a newly opened establishment called KaraoKen, with its owner, Ken inside. He invited them in and got them a booth, where the Bulging Stick asked him to join them, so they all sang 'We're All in This Together', except for Sigismund. Edron then decided to sing 'WAP' on his own, followed by Bulge singing 'Golden Wind', ending with BOB singing 'Rawr XD'. After they said there goodbyes with Ken they went to the Central Perk café, the party decided to go to the Central Perk tower, where they saw Bear Bearington, who was selling a variety of items. The Bulging Stick bought a grappling hook, then Brugur Oradall Borudash bought a 10 feet long metal chain, BTS sticker set, a shovel, and a can of tuna, however when Bulge enquired about if the grappling hook worked, Bear flew away in his jetpack, leaving them on their own, but at the very least wishing them good luck in their battle. Not giving up, Bulge tried to bargain with Borudash for his chain, but he relented, forcing him to march back over to KaraoKen and asked Ken if he had any chain to use for his grappling hook, but all he had was spaghetti, so Bulge took and payed for him to go get a muffin instead, then spent a small while tying the pot of spaghetti into a grappling hook chain. Meanwhile, BOB asked the rest of the West Side Boiz if they wanted his BTS stickers, and Edron was absolutely begging for them, but BOB would only give them up for GP 100, which Sigismund ended up paying. Davril then stole the stickers, then attempted to eat them, enraging Edron, so he tried to punch him, but missed and was slept by Davril, who successfully ate the stickers. Afterwards, they waited for Joey Tribbiani at the tower's entrance, who took them up to the rooftop at 9 o'clock. A top the tower they felt the cold night air, then looked down to see that all the Central Perk clans had arrived, organised in their colour-coordinated uniforms. Suddenly, two figures dress in red and blue respectively approached the tower and the West Side Boiz soon found out that it was Ross Shimada and Chandler Bing. Ross scoffed at Joey for bringing backup, then summoned the Shimada Justice Division behind him from the shadows, prompting Davril to spit at them in disgust. Tesserace was now more eager to rip him to shreds, but was stopped for a moment by Ross himself, meanwhile clanking and banging was sounding around them, and Chandler then revealed that a bunch of Bing Clan ninjas were climbing their way up the tower in secret to ambush them. All three clan leaders then looked at each other with an intense seriousness then charged at one another with all their fists colliding at once, creating a massive shockwave of power that blasted all the backup away and cracked open the roof, causing the clan leaders to be suspended in the air above the rest of the combatants. Dropping down to the lower level, the West Side Boiz and Shimada Justice Division faced off with equal numbers, then Tarn pointed at the Bulging Stick with his doubled bladed sword and bellowed "you're the last one left to kill." Prompting Bulge to say that he'll be the one strike Tarn down, but before they could initiate combat, a ninja from the Bing Clan charged at Tarn only to be grabbed and ripped in half by him. After a terrifying roar from Tarn the West Side Boiz and SJD ran at one another and were now locked in combat. Instantly, Bulge and Tarn locked onto one another and began exchanging powerful blows away from the others, then after some distance was created, BOB spun Davril around and threw him at the Pet, where Dav followed up with a thunderwave, splitting the SJD up and taking out some of the Bing Clan ninjas. Edron began swinging at mortal damage at Kaon, with Sigismund throwing a sacred flame at Tesserace. Kaon retaliated by shooting a lightning strike at Davril, nearly killing him in the process, but the Bing Clan ninjas stormed in and began slashing away at both parties. Borudash and Edron rushed over to Davril healed him back up with a can of tuna and some divine magic, then BOB and Davril repeated the same attack from earlier with similar results, while Sigismund turned into a bear. The Pet began attacking Borudash head-on, preoccupying his position, while Vos and Tesserace began attacking Davril and Edron, while Kaon shot Sigismund with another lightning bolt, sending him flying and into critical condition, only surviving due to being in his bear form. Suddenly, the Bulging Stick managed to get a powerful strike into Tarn's side, enraging the towering orc, so he smashed down into Bulge with his foot, which had claws on the ends digging into him. Tarn was crushing his opponent beneath his heal, so Davril rushed in with his rapier to try assist his ally, but Tarn was able to dodge the attack with his foot still on Bulge, but he managed to summon an unknown strength and lifted the orc's foot off of him, only for his opponent to retaliate by grabbing Davril's neck and smashing him down into Bulge with immense power. Meanwhile, BOB and the Pet had been furiously exchanging blows, but after a while, the orc entered a rageful state and began swinging down at the dog with immense power, prompting Vos to try hold him back with slashes at his back, but he was unfazed and eventually managed to slice the dog in two with his battleaxe. Kaon grew intensely furious, seeing his dog being killed before his very eyes, so he charged at the orc, only to be stopped by Edron, who was then barged into by Tesserace. Tarn prepared his next attack by splitting his doubled-blade sword into two to swing down at Davril and the Bulging Stick, but the former managed to slip away before he could even swing the blades and the latter was able to narrowly evaded the attack. Davril then turned his attention to Kaon and tried to hold him back from Borudash, but was instantly blasted away with a jolt of lightning. Kaon and Borudash then became locked in combat, resulting in Tesserace and Vos dealing with Edron. Meanwhile, Sigismund was still nearly dying from Kaon's earlier attack, but Edron managed to finally acquire the time to heal Sigi up enough to be stabilised. Sigismund continued to heal himself, while Tesserace and Vos attacked them, but they were able to dodge their attacks and survive. Vos then turned his attention to Davril who had nearly recovered from shock by trying to place his torture mask on his face. The two struggled with the mask, but Davril succumbed and mask opened up old wounds and did incredible damage, but Davril retaliated by kicking Vos in the balls, only to find the attack ineffective, since Vos apparently has iron bollocks. After a continuing fight between the two, Davril managed to kill Vos and the death bracelets on himself, Edron, Sigismund, and the Bulging Stick disappeared magically. Edron, and Sigismund then combined there power to kill Tesserace, while Davril began heating up Tarn's metallic armour, dealing some damage to him, but he was then shocked to find that Tarn was able to flex his muscles so hard that all of his armour bursted off and flew away in hundreds of tiny pieces of shrapnel, killing the remainder of Bing Clan ninjas still there and hitting all the West Side Boiz, except for Sigismund, who was also a bear again. Borudash began to lose the fight between himself and Kaon, entering critical condition, but he'd weakened his blindfolded foe significantly, allowing Edron the opportunity to cut Kaon down, while Sigi healed BOB up. Kaon staggered backwards in shock and uttered his final words, "this wasn't how it was supposed to be." With the majority of the Shimada Justice Division now killed, Borudash began falling asleep from his exhaustion.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 15: Halloween 2020===
The West Side Boiz had defeated Ross Shimada and the Bulging Stick was made the second chairman of the Shimada Clan, although he decided to continue his adventure with the West Side Boiz, so they set off on their travels again. After three days of travel, they decided to set up camp for the night, so they all separated for their own tasks, but as Sigismund was walking back to the camp from collecting wood to start a fire, a pale-skinned woman smashed into the tree next to him and she was closely followed by a Dogon, a large dog-like aberration with no eyes and three tentacles on its back. The West Side Boiz took to arms to assist the woman, eventually finding out that she was vampire. They went back to the campsite, finding a cottage that the Bulging Stick managed to build. They then introduced themselves once again, discovering that her parents were taken away from her in an attack by vampires. Bulge and Edron took pity on the vampire girl, Loz, and adopted her, then set off on their travels again in the morning, where they reached a small cliffside coastal town, which Ara recognised as his old hometown. They went to the nearby textiles store to look around and a small, pudgy, old, dwarf woman grabbed Ara in a big hug and asked if he came back for his birthday, much to the amazement of the rest of the West Side Boiz, who had no idea. She then asked if they came by to get costumes for his birthday, since Ara for some reason dresses up on their birthday. Davril and Brugur Oradall Borudash got in a shared grape costume. Upon exiting, they decided to go to the local bar to celebrate their ally's birthday, but found that the bartender was busy trying to deal with a drunkard, so they had to help him out, so they dragged the man out, who woke up midway through and challenged them to a dance battle, so Loz stepped forward and the two battled feverishly, but the drunk man couldn't keep up and was literally blasted away by the immensely powerful dancing proficiency of the vampire. He got on his knees and begged to be her dance apprentice, so she took him into the alley behind the bar and sucked out all his blood, while the others started drinking, except for Sigismund who was looking for animals to turn into. After celebrating, they went to Ara's old church to say hello to his old folk, but found it empty, so Bulge and Edron asked Ara to teach them how to pray to Muck Fish, so he went into the backroom to acquire some scriptures, only to find the three nuns who raised him there unconscious, but as they approached them, a booming voice from within the wall bellowed out and greeted the West Side Boiz by name, telling them that it had been watching them for some time. It then asked if they wanted to play a game, so they reluctantly agreed. Shadowy tentacles then came out of the wall and grabbed Davril, subsequently grabbing Borudash, as well because of the grape costume and knocking them out, knocking them out in the process. They eventually woke up later, finding out the rest of them had just saved them from an evil clown demon thing.
=== Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 16: Born To Shit, Forced To Wipe===
The party continued their travels and arrived in Dorlomin, the capital city of Visvara, where Brugur Oradall Borudash and Davril decided to go to a nearby café, so that BOB could do business or something else really boring.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 19: Invasion of Orcs ===
With all of the West Side Boiz finally reconvened at the local West Side Café (with Reiss), they found themselves managing to catch a break for once. They began reading the local newspaper only to discover that the Bulging Stick and Edron Bartholomew II were now wanted criminals for killing the people in the local Pizza, but on Lazy Susans. Before they could reasonably react to this discovery, a group of orcs and Don Cheadle entered the establishment. One of them pointed at Brugur Oradall Borudash and introduced himself as Urmok-Bill, leader of the Orctribe orc tribe. He explained that he was trying to track down Jedah Varkgorim, the leader of the United Clan of Orcs, so he wanted to know the secret that BOB supposedly knew, although it quickly became apparent that he didn't actually know anything and the United Clan of Orcs were trying to kill him for nothing. Regardless, Urmok-Bill decided to use this to his advantage and asked if they could work together to stop Jedah, since the outcome would be mutually beneficial. Orctribe spies had reported that there was evidence to support that the United Clan of Orcs were going to invade Dorlomin that very afternoon, so they wanted to ambush Jedah by having Borudash stand on his own in the park to lure him in, while the Orctribe, Don Cheadle, the West Side Boiz, and Reiss waited in the bushes and trees nearby to strike. Borudash agreed and they followed the plan meticulously, as, true to the predictions of the Orctribe spies, Jedah Varkgorim and the UCO arrived that very morning and saw BOB on his own and approached. As soon as they surrounded him and were preparing to attack, everyone burst out the trees and bushes and started an all-out brawl. The rest of the West Side Boiz ran up to help their ally, since he was now facing one-to-one with Jedah himself, except for Edron, who got stuck in the tree he was in and couldn't get down. They locked blades in furious combat, so BOB, true to his nature, tried to build a shed with the help of the Bulging Stick, Davril, and Loz, but their shed building skills were lacklustre at best. Fortunately, Sigismund quickly constructed a fantastic shed in a matter of seconds, which Borudash picked up and smashed over Jedah's head. Jedah retaliated with a brutal swing of his axe that knocked out Davril, but Ara followed up by overwhelming him with the one-word command 'shed', which forced him to start giving into his orcish instincts and made him start building a shed, allowing Sigismund to build a massive castle-like shed, which BOB and Bulge picked up together and obliterated their enemy with. With a loud crash, the self proclaimed orc king was defeated, and, with his last cling to life said, "Borudash, you big smelly willy! Now all of Visvara will know that Doug Walker is the actual leader of the United Clan of Orcs." Unfazed from having just learned what the secret his parents were keeping, Borudash was pissed off he was still breathing and stabbed him with a handaxe, ending his need to run away. In the aftermath of the battle, Urmok-Bill approached the party and thanked them for their assistance, then explained that he and his Orctribe's mission hasn't stopped quite yet, as they still needed to eliminate the United Clan of Orcs, so Urmok-Bill and Don Cheadle planned to go meet with Emperor Munakata to discuss a partnership between them and the South Visvaran military (just as soon as they got the okay from King Xander). With one final farewell, Urmok-Bill gave them a rock with a Ninja headband that he found on his travels. Brugur Oradall Borudash was now emancipated from Jedah Varkgorim's rage and the secret his parents died knowing about would soon become common knowledge, with this weight off of his chest, Borudash and the West Side Boiz indulged in their newfound interest in shed-building. The Bulging Stick and Loz went to a nearby home bargains for supplies and got: a packet of cheesy wotsis, some garden gnomes, a bottle of lucozade, a 6-pack of Monster Energy Drinks, a mop, a packet of Vimto bon bons, a packet of Monster Munch, a packet of party ring biscuits, a DVD collection of the show Big Mouth, a Roblox tips and tricks guide, a set of birthday cards, a poker set, and some condoms. The price for all of this ended up being incredibly expensive, so they tried to sneak past the guy at the till, but their plan was to just crouch down and push the trolley under the till. Unsurprisingly, this didn't work and he called them out on it, so Loz casted a magic fog, masking them well enough to escape with ease. Sigismund and BOB went to the café they were in earlier to get some sausage rolls, but then Borudash had the fantastic idea to just take the eatery and put it in their massive shed, so Sigi turned into a bear and they hoisted it over to the shed, which they managed to do successfully, although they found a two large steel doors on the ground with fancy engravings on it. At this point, Bulge and Loz had returned and they all worked together to open the steel doors revealing a staircase downwards. They entered cautiously and found a fancy underground casino with a bunch of literal "rich fat cats" (albeit they were humanoid). Sigismund turned into a cat and tried to converse with the fat cats, and tried to express how he and Borudash wanted to put the casino into their shed. The cats looked at each other and all pulled out guns and started shooting at the West Side Boiz, however they managed to hide behind poker tables that they flipped up, except for Sigi, who quickly turned back to his normal state and got shot up close to death. Sigismund attempted to heal himself, while Borudash tried to create a diversion by holding up a tuna can to entice the cats, but they just called him racist and started shooting at them again. One of the cats quickly wrote down a message and sent it out of a pipe, so Loz turned into a bat and flew after it, where she managed to catch up to the raven and grab it with her little bat hands. She slammed the raven into the ground (still as a bat) and began beating it into the ground. BOB picked up the Bulging Stick and threw him at one of the cats with incredible speed, allowing him to kick his gun over to Brugur Oradall Borudash. Exposed, Bulge began getting shot at, and the unarmed cat brandished a knife and started swinging, but Bulge managed to kill the cat and retreat back behind the poker table, while dodging the bullets. Despite killing one of the cats, this didn't effect their struggle that much, until Loz came back still in bat form and devised a plan with BOB and Bulge. The Bulging Stick picked up Loz and they were thrown together at two cats that were standing next to each other by BOB, allowing Loz them both to mortally wound some cats, but the attack wasn't incredibly effective, failing to kill either of them and it subsequently got them shot at. Narrowly dodging the onslaught of bullets, they escaped, but so did the fat cats, out of a back entrance. Somehow victorious, the West Side Boiz began moving the casino into the shed, while Sigismund continued to construct it. Everything was going reasonably fine, until a nearby guard came up to them and asked if they had a permit to be building any there, so the Bulging Stick quickly scrawled on a piece of paper trying to deceive the guard into thinking it was a permit - they weren't convinced. The guard then said that he was going to get the authorities to sort this out, so BOB shot him as he was walking away, freaking everyone in the park out. Sigismund hastily started throwing the rest of the shed together and constructed legs to the bottom of it, then used shillelagh on it to get it to walk away. Nearby guards began throwing spears at the walking shed, which proved ineffective, until they brought a cannon out, which staggered it, but the West Side Boiz managed to make their great escape anyway.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 20: Captured Boiz ===
On the run, the West Side Boiz make it to Barnsley, where they seek refuge for a while. They decide to go to the local cinema, where they watched Sonic the Hedgehog Movie 1, 2, and 3, until evening fell. After taking in that fantastic movie, they decided to go to Subway, where they all ordered sandwiches, although Loz, Ara, and Sigismund didn't want to spend the necessary funds, so Brugur Oradall Borudash generously offered to pay for them, although Ara gave him his money back and Sigismund just kept it and didn't buy anything causing an argument between them. The Bulging Stick was getting flustered by interacting with the woman working at Subway, much to Edron's distaste. Discreetly, the Bulging Stick tried to write a love note to the Subway Girl, but Edron found it and started berating his husband. Meanwhile, the argument between Sigi and BOB was heating up and he decided to shoot at the Subway Girl to show that he "wasn't fucking around". It narrowly missed her and hit the guy behind her who was apparently the current owner of Subway, who, with his dying breath, gave Subway Girl the position of CEO for Subway. She banned BOB and Loz from all Subways, because they tried to buy shares in the company. The Bulging Stick also left, because he didn't want to get banned from Subway and was presumably trying to escape from his angry husband. The three of them went to a vape store, where BOB saw Jeremy, who'd apparently taken up smoking because of the stress he got from having to run the company while Borudash was gone. He then begged him to come back to the company with tears in his eyes and snot in his nose. Borudash reflected on the request and realised that technically he wasn't on the run anymore, since they managed to kill Jedah Varkgorim and get the United Clan of Orcs off of his back, so he shared a tender final moment with his good friend the Bulging Stick, then picked up Jeremy and walked out of the vape store with tears in his eyes. However this was all a trick as BOB was then arrested, when he got back to the Ewon Ltd. Headquarters, because Jeremy had sold him out. Midnight fell and the West Side Boiz were all placed in a cell, where they discussed killing themselves in defiance and how much of a dick Bulge was being. Suddenly a guard came up to them and discussed making a deal with them, wherein their previous and future crimes will be erased, in exchange for their cooperation in assassinating Doug Walker. They agreed and were forced to put on death bracelets very similar to the ones Vos put on the West Side Boiz a while ago, while they were sent on a test assignment to track down the Bulging Stick and arrest him. Ara found him in the ginnel, so Edron went around the back to pincer him between them. A massive argument ensued with Bulge trying to convince everyone to let him go, with even Loz defending, but after Sigismund used moonbeam on them, he was arrested by the guard who set them the assignment.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 21: A Force to be Wrecked With===
The Barnsley police officer introduced himself as Bjorn Yeye, who was assigned to assist and keep an eye on the West Side Boiz on their mission to assassinate Doug Walker. Yeye then received a telepathic message from his station, informing him that he needed to get the West Side Boiz over to the floodgates, which would take several days, so they set off then and there.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 22: Magic Kart===
As the West Side Boiz continued their journey to the floodgates, they came across the town of Moteng. Davril went to the nearby well, where he was pushed in by Edron, causing him to break his legs, while in there, Davril began pooping himself. The well was then closed off by Edron and Sigismund with a circular piece of wood they got at the wood store. Without Davril, the West Side Boiz all went to the bar, where they got drinks from a bizarre bartender, who didn't like blue people. Everything was fine until a brooding man approached them and called them all "inferiors". Understandably annoyed, Edron told him to fuck off and tried to punch him, but the man dodged and countered with a punch of his own, knocking a bunch of his teeth out. He then pointed to a poster and challenged them all to a competition at the Moteng Magic Kart Cup. The majority of the group agreed and so the brooding man, Count Factula, fled to the arena, after punching Edron again. They all rushed to the arena to sign up, where they met with the other racers, who just ended up being Count Factula and the bartender lady, Sorka Mardik. The only exceptions were Ara, who was too scared, so he just spectated, and Loz, who decided to independently investigate something. Meanwhile, a dragonborn guy called Miguel Medel was on his way to the arena, where he noticed the city's well was covered by a piece of circular wood. Finding this somewhat unusual, he opened it up and found Davril. Following a short conversation, Medel got a grasp of his situation and took of his trouser to help him out the well. He climbed down the well, whilst accidentally pooping on Davril, where he finally grabbed the bard with nothing but his ass cheeks and proceeded to climb out. He then invited him to join the Moteng Magic Kart Cup, which Davril agreed to. It turned out that Miguel Medel was also a watcher of the hit quiz show, the Chase, which Davril is on. Eventually everybody was in the lobby and finally Nicholas Orino, the three-time champion of the cup, entered and greeted them all, while announcing that they had to decide starting positions. As they all entered, the West Side Boiz found their new personalised karts and the race began. Count Factula and Nicholas Orino took the lead to begin with, but Count Factula was eliminated due to damage he sustained from the Grey Render hazard and Orino's attacks. Later Sorka Mardik was eliminated by the Grey Render, then in the second lap, Davril was eliminated due to suffering attacks from both the Bulging Stick and Edron Bartholomew II, which were piled on top of damage he sustained from Brugur Oradall Borudash, who was still an entire lap behind and was resorting to just firing attacks at everyone, which ultimately caused Nicholas Orino to get eliminated next. Later Bjorn and Edron were neck-in-neck, racing towards the finish, while Miguel Medel and Brugur Oradall Borudash were fighting each other. Eventually, Bjorn managed to get first place, with Edron in second, and Bulge close in second. BOB, while still a lap behind managed to eliminated Miguel Medel, earning himself fifth place, since Sigismund was still technically in the position in front.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 23: The Eastern Floodgate===
Three days later, the West Side Boiz make it to the Eastern floodgate and see there towering structure above them, protecting the entirety of South Visvara from a devastating calamity. Wasting no time, Loz carries Bjorn Yeye into a window to unlock the door on the ground level, where he comes face-to-face with three gorillas. They look at him and start aggressively dancing, so Bjorn sets one on fire, enraging the others, but he was able to dodge their attack. Edron was brought up next and he sliced another gorilla in half and Bjorn killed the final one after it attempted to hit them both. With the enemies defeated the two of them went downstairs and saw two guards playing twister and they wouldn't let them past without defeating them in a game first. Edron went first and failed miserably, so Bjorn followed up and placed his left hand on green so firmly that the guards had heart attacks and died, allowing them to take the keys and move forward, but as they got to the door to the others, they realised it wasn't locked at all, but everyone tried to ignore that fact, so that they didn't just do all that for nothing. With another room on the other side, the party decided to split up: Ara and Sigismund waited outside on lookout, while Davril, Edron, and BOB went to the room on the left, where Dav and Ed played a game of twister. Meanwhile, Bjorn, Bulge, and Loz went through the other side, where they saw a guy eating a pie his beautiful wife prepared for his lunch break, so they all tried to coax information out of him by posing as "gate inspectors". Eventually they found out that the job pays pretty well and the floodgate was scheduled to open just after lunchtime, so they hastily made their way further up, where they saw two more people on their break, so they distracted them by telling them that they were gate inspectors and continued onwards, where they got to the gear rooms. Two more guards were about to start opening that side of the floodgate, but Bulge asked to look at the key, "for inspection", then he just swallowed it, so they both left to inform the captain, Robert Walker. As they left, Bjorn covered the room in police tape and then told the returning guard that the floor had now become a police crime scene, so the floodgate's opening will have to be delayed, so they all went up to the top floor. Meanwhile, Davril and Edron completed their game of twister (the victor was unclear) and they made their way up a floor, where both Dav and Ed put newly found gorilla suits on. They proceeded to the next level, where they were blinded by an intense light and some guy saying "oh man, I put way too many mirrors in this room, so Brugur Oradall Borudash used his final bullet to break all the mirrors and shoot the guy in the leg at the same time. BOB then went up to the man and started spouting something about a revolution, then threw all of his money, alongside Ed and Dav's into the ocean. He then killed the man after he ordered him to kill Davril, but got slept. Borudash also tried to kill Davril, but was similarly slept. Edron and Davril tried to throw him into the ocean too, but he was too heavy, so they just removed his clothes and left him there. As they got to the top, they were then face-to-face with Doug Walker's brother, Robert Walker, who was in charge of the floodgate's opening. Seeing that he looked very powerful in his gigantic armour, Davril asked Edron to throw him downstairs to wake up BOB. Everything went according to plan, but instead of helping them, Borudash grabbed Davril and jumped into the river the floodgates were keeping at bay, causing them both to get swept away somewhere. Having just abandoned the mission BOB's bracelet injected a magic potion into his veins that was sure to kill him in seven days, if he didn't return with Davril. Meanwhile, The Bulging Stick engaged in combat with Walker and killed him in one critical slice, terrifying the other soldiers.
During their struggle in the river, Davril slept the manic Borudash and used him as a raft to get to land, where he crawled to a rock, which he used to sink BOB to the bottom of the bank. As he looked around, he saw a nomadic samurai, who saw him drown the half-orc. He was surprisingly unfazed and seemingly understanding of the fact that of the BOB's insanity got him in this situation. The samurai revealed that he was on a quest to get his sword enchanted by an old lady, but his journey has been a long and tiresome one with no hope for clues to the old lady's whereabouts. Davril asked to help him out a bit, if he took him back to his teammates, so the Samurai complied and picked up Davril like a backpack and headed towards the Eastern floodgate. Unbeknownst to them, BOB's body went into panic, when he sunk down, so he threw the rock off of himself and rose to the surface, where he vomited out all the water. Still lethargic, he went into a further sleep and awoke in a colder, snowy region of North Visvara, where he saw a town in the distance. He set it ablaze with a torch, then walked away from the screams of agony and despair. Suddenly, a woman approached him and whispered in his ear, "do you want a rock?" He said yes and she gave him a rock with a sombrero and told him about how she was given it by a good man called Carlos Derailing. BOB told her that she knew this man and agreed with her that he was a good man, then he asked her for sun cream, so she gave him some of the standard witch's sun cream they all carry. He began eating it whole and it began fusing with the poison in his body, curing him and making him insanely powerful. She then instructed him to find a man called Davril, who had been taking the other rocks before she could get to them and ordered the half-orc to kill him and retrieve them all for her, he simply responded, "yes, my mistress."
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 26: Brugur Oradall Borudash===
The West Side Boiz made their way to the northern village at night. The Bulging Stick and Rana went to the hot springs to soak, but Bulge was laughed at for his name by the Naked Boiz, but he later joined their human pyramid to perv upon the other sides of the hot springs. Meanwhile, Rana was having sex with female frogs in the frog section of the hot springs. On the other side, Davril and Bjorn went to the orphanage to drop the kids off, where they met Hugh Jackman, who kept saying, "I'm Wolverine, bub! *snikt* *snikt*". He challenged the West Side Boiz to a fight for no reason, so Bjorn used chin na to numb his leg. While paralysed, he kept calling Davril Charles Xavier, because he was paraplegic; Wolverine shaved Davril's head and gave him an action figure of himself, in exchange for a signed poster of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The four West Side Boiz then met up with each other in the centre of town, where they suddenly saw some cloaked figure approach them from the distance. He got about 8 metres away then took his hood off, revealing himself to be, Brugur Oradall Borudash. He pointed at Davril and threw a javelin at him, which mortally wounded him, so the West Side Boiz got to fighting. They quickly noticed that BOB was now many times more powerful than he previously was and was a difficult opponent to defeat, but the Bulging Stick's abilities proved to be enough to take him down. BOB collapsed on to the ground and was held in Bulge's arms, where he died a beautiful death in the arms of the one he acknowledged as his best friend. Bulge found a rock with a sombrero on his person, so he took it, then carried the corpse of his friend to a hill not too far from the village and buried him. Bjorn put two gold pieces on his eyes, before he went under, then Bulge carved "BOB" into his axe and stuck into the ground above him.
==Powers & Abilities==
===Rage===
As a barbarian, Bob can enter a 'rage state' twice a day. He has advantages on strength checks and saving throws; when making a melee weapon attack using strength, he gains a bonus damage; resistance to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing damage.
When in his rage state, he yells "ahhsajajah' and shit, as opposed to his normal well-spoken mannerism.
==Relationships==
===Allies===
*Ewon Ltd.He has a deep care for his business, enjoying its financial profit.
**Dylan Chillin He called him his favourite employee, but later admitted that it wasn't really true to the bulging stick, seeing him just as one of the good ones. BOB did also punch Dylan in the face.
*Bear Bearington They did business together in the past and a friendship grew, as a result they often give each other discounts on items.
*Sexy Witch Lady The sexy witch lady cured eradicated the poison in him with her enchanted sun cream that also vastly increased his overall power. She also gave him a rock with a sombrero on it and instructed him to kill Davril and retrieve his rocks.
===Enemies===
*United Clan of Orcs They killed his parents and were attempting to kill him too, believing that he was told a detrimental secret of theirs.
**Jedah Varkgorim The supposed leader of the United Clan of Orcs, who was targeting Borudash and his family.
**Doug Walker It turns out the secret that his parents were keeping was that Doug Walker was the person actually instructing them on what to do.
*Jeremy Ebil Jeremy was put in charge of Ewon Ltd., while BOB was away, but he was sold out for his crimes, so that Jeremy could fully take over the business.
*West Side BoizBOB had initially formed the party as a means to protect himself from the United Clan of Orcs, but eventually became quite fond of adventuring with them, until he went insane and started trying to kill them all.
**Davril He tried to rape Davril and now BOB's mistress, the Sexy Witch Lady, wants him dead, so that she can get all of his rocks.
==Gallery==
BOB5.jpg|Brugur Oradall Borudash (4th edition render)
WSB Serious BOB.jpg|Brugur Oradall Borudash (3rd edition render)
CezBOB.png|Brugur Oradall Borudash (2nd edition render)
ProfileBob.jpg|Brugur Oradall Borudash (1st edition render)
BOB01.JPG|Minion Card
Skiddadle Bob.jpg|Brugur Oradall Borudash Sketch (Skiddadle)
BobInterpret.jpg|Brugur Oradall Borudash Interpretation
BOBREF.jpg|Brugur Oradall Borudash (reference image)
Maybe (7).jpg|Brugur Oradall Borudash (old concept artwork)
KasdassoAra.jpg|Ara and Brugur Oradall Borudash doodle (Kasdasso)
KasdassoBear.jpg|Bear Bearington and Brugur Oradall Borudash doodle (Kasdasso)
KasdassoBOB.jpg|Reiss and Brugur Oradall Borudash doodle (Kasdasso)
KasdassoFrogAttack.jpg|The Bulging Stick, Brugur Oradall Borudash, and Davril doodle (Kasdasso)
KasdassoPoncho.jpg|Massive Blacksmith Bloke doodle (Kasdasso)
KasdassoExplorerHat.jpg|Brugur Oradall Borudash, Davril, Edron Bartholomew II doodle (Kasdasso)
EOM4BOB.jpg|Brugur Oradall Borudash killing a goblin
GrapeBoys.jpg|Brugur Oradall Borudash and Davril in their costume for Ara's birthday
MagicKart_BOB.jpg|Brugur Oradall Borudash's Magic Kart
2YearAni SOV.jpg|Brugur Oradall Borudash in the Visvara 2 Year Anniversary Poster
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