Transcripts/Gwonam vs. the Statistics

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Gwonam vs. the Statistics.
Gwonam is watching "Sonic Super Form Transformation Sparta Hyper Remix V2" on YouTube. He looks at the view count and ratings.
Gwonam: I swear, this trash is so overrated, it makes me sick!
Ganon shows up.
Ganon: You like?
Gwonam: Not a bit.
Ganon: Great! I will make more-idai! I will see you later in my prison.
He flies out of the scene.
Gwonam clicks on a video he was the protagonist of. He looks at the view count and ratings.
Gwonam: Ridiculous!
King Harkinian arrives.
Harkinian: OAH! I look smashing!
Gwonam uses his telekinesis to hurl him away. 
Harkinian: OA-
Link comes into the room.
Link: It sure is boring. Go back to the-
Gwonam, again using his telekinesis, throws Link out of the window. Link screams as he falls to the floor below.
And then along came Zelda.
Zelda: Hey! What happened to Link? 
beat
Zelda: I see you're watching my-
Now it's Zelda's turn to suffer the same fate. She gets slammed into the floor, but this time Gwonam immediately regrets it.
Zelda: HEY!-
Gwonam: Oh f- (BLEEP)!
The episode ends shortly after.
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