Myra the Magnificent's Intergalactic Astrotorium of Fun

Myra the Magnificent's Intergalactic Astrotorium of Fun, shortened to The Astrotorium, is a space carnival that travels a galaxy in the Un-iverse. It was the setting of the Unfinity expansion.
==Description==
The Astrotorium was founded "a tactically unspecified number of years ago" when Myra launched a roller coaster into space. It is a series of interconnected flying spaceships that can move from planet to planet. It is orbited by a "trash belt."Art of <c>Animate Graveyard</c> The park is themed after Magic: The Gathering IP, although Myra doesn't pay to license it.
==Locations==
The Astrotorium travels through space, visiting different planets throughout multiple star systems and galaxies.
===Nearby Planets===
*Blorb-12, the beautiful home planet of the Blorbians, including <c>Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop</c>, their de facto leader. Blorbian children are called grublings. They do not use human genders. The planet was obliterated by <c>Captain Rex Nebula</c> in a parking accident when he backed the amusement park over it. As part of the resolution of 382 BG.2d 83 (Blorpityblorpboop et al. v. Nebula), the survivors received lifetime passes as compensation, and now live for free in park hotels, receiving three meal tickets a day. card back and flavor texts of <c>Blorbian Buddy</c>, <c>Bumper Cars</c>, and <c>Kiddie Coaster</c> Because of their life in the park, they have become unbeatable at all of its arcade games.
*Glurg. An ocean planet. Home of galactopods, sharks, and Stephan.<c>Icing Manipulator</c>
*Quafloovia. Home to meganibblers.<c>Monitor Monitor</c>
===Attractions===
The Astrotorium's midway features numerous attractions, including amusement park rides and carnival games. Its staff is composed almost entirely of Vampires.
===Amenities===
==Languages==
*Glurganese
**The name Stephan is approximately 3000 characters long.
*Goblin
**The word for "vacation" roughly translates to "a battered landscape of noise and violence."<c>The Space Family Goblinson</c>
*Elven tap
**It is the official language of three "very obnoxious" planets.<c>Sole Performer</c>
==Inhabitants==
The astropark hosts numerous races as Employees, Guests, and Performers as it travels between planets. Employee teams include Ride Operations, Visitor Services, Vomit Removal, and the Gift Shop. The park's performers are in a union with mandated breaks and snacks. Papparazzi often visit the park to view the influencers and interstellar television stars that visit, including Solaflora, Harvey Galaxy, and Interstellar Greg. Park guests are rarely accidentally beheaded.
All of the park's animals have complete agency. The park is contending with four concurrent infestations that each predate on each other: Beebles, Gremlins, Rats, and Squirrels, though Myra considers The Most Dangerous Gamer to be a fifth.
===Sentient races===
===Other===
==The Waiver==
The Astrotorium's extensive waiver outlines the incidents and hazards that guests must agree are not the responsibility of the Astrotorium.
Part 	Text 	Card
19 	Rights forfeited by signing this waiver include: right to an attorney, rights to party (Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard), rights to your life story, rights to waive this waiver, rights to remain silent, rights to the rails, rights to be wrong, rights to write rites for white wight lights, rights to not have a good time, rights to have so good a time you make other people uncomfortable, rights to refunds, rights to handedness...	card back
489 	ON THE BLORBIANS Pursuant to the resolution of 382 BG.2d 83 (Blorpityblorpboop et al. v. Nebula), Blorbians are granted full access to the park and three (3) complimentary meal tickets per day.
Do not ask a Blorbian what happened to their home planet unless you have tissues (for them) or earplugs (for yourself). Do not attempt to compete against a Blorbian in a carnival game unless you are prepared for abject humiliation. Do not feed a Blorbian unless you do not mind them becoming attached. Do not ask a Blorbian when their birthday is. Under no circumstances should anyone...	card back
1,718 	The Astrotorium is not responsible for any loss of property, limbs, or lunch caused by participation in the following attractions: Teferi's Time Twister, Chandra's Incendiary Experience, The Sliver Hive, Handshake with Phage, Ashiok's Unnervatorium, Elesh Norn's "Prank" Phyrexianizations, The Chaos Warp, A Day in the Life of Stuffy Doll, Lasers! The Musical, The Rod of Ruin, The Kroxa Simulator, or the Shark Typhoon. 	card back
92,489 	Pets are not allowed in the park, but visitors are encouraged to pick up a complimentary leash and take home a gremlin, beeble, squirrel, or rat as a souvenir. Bringing a gremlin, beeble, squirrel, or rat into the park is an intergalactic felony punishable by no fewer than two (2) hours of listening to Captain Nebula talk about himself.
Do not attempt to pet gremlins, squirrels, or rats within the park. Petting beebles is allowed, but may lead to loss of wallet, keys, or fingers. To reclaim lost fingers, see Dee Kay at the lost and found. Accept that your wallet and keys are gone.	card back
704,130,013	The Astrotorium is not responsible for any injuries that may occur while handling the Astrotorium waiver including wrist strain, eye pain, or brain drain. Please keep to the right on all walkways, except when passing by the petting zoo, in which case keep far, far to the right.
If your name is Dottie, Gina, Nathaniel, or Nik'boolitops, we are not responsible for anything that may occur at or near the Nomenflayer exhibit. 	card back
 	Petting in the petting zoo is not advised. 	<c>_____-o-saurus</c>
==Gallery==
File:UnfinityPlushies.jpg|Plushies sold at the Astrotorium.
==In-game references==
==References==
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