The Splatoon Movie (Nintendo+Illumination)/Trailer transcripts

== Official teaser transcript: ==
(Shows a view of a rainy, dark Brooklyn and pans down to a man running)
(Fades to black then fades again to see a man discover a gaming console and a game)
(Cuts to a cat growling at the man)
?????: Shoo!
(The cat gets mad and chases the man as he runs away)
?????: AH!
(Fades to black then fades again to the man arriving home then cuts to black)
?????: Phew! (offscreen)
(Fades to see the man connecting the console to a square-like tv)
(Cuts to him turning the console and cuts to black)
?????: Here we go… (offscreen)
(The TV shows the Wii U startup)
(Cuts to the man reacting to a white flash sucking him in)
?????: What the- 
(The white flash transitions to black)
THIS YEAR
(Cuts to Sara, Mitchell, Patricia and Rui falling down in the purple/blue hole full of binary codes) 
ALL EXCEPT RUI: AHHHHHH!!!!!!
RUI: Ha-Ha!
(The white flash transitions)
WITNESS THE TURF WARS
SARA: Where are we? (offscreen)
(Fades to the 4 waking up in Inkopolis as Inklings)
(Cuts to Mitchell touching his hair, realising it’s different)
MITCHELL: Why is my hair slimy????
(The camera moves left to Patricia, touching her body, realising)
PATRICIA: I can’t feel, anything!
(The camera moves again right to Rui, scared as he looks at himself through the window)
RUI: Ahh! This can’t be me! 
RUI: No no no! (offscreen) 
(Cuts to Sara, Patricia and Mitchell, confused at Rui)
(Cuts again to Rui walking while being freaked out until he bumps into 2 inkling girls)
RUI: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh- Ah!
(The right Inkling girl puts her hand on her mouth while being blushed)
INKLING GIRL ON THE RIGHT: So sorry!
(The left Inkling girl stares directly on Rui while blushed)
INKLING GIRL ON THE LEFT: Hey there…
(Cuts to Sara, putting her hand on her face)
BOTH INKLING GIRLS: (Laughing ofscreen)
SARA: Ugh…
ON THE BIG SCREEN
(Cuts the 4 starring at the other team and the rival team does it too)
(Cuts to both fighting)
THE SPLATOON MOVIE
(Cuts to the 4 teens going inside Ammo Knights)
(Cuts again to Sheldon introducing the shop)
SHELDON: Welcome, to Ammo Knights!
(Cuts to Mitchell picking up a Splattershot Jr.)
MITCHELL: What are those…
(The camera moves right to Sheldon pointing at him)
SHELDON: That’s very special,
(Cuts to the 4 teens looking at Sheldon)
SHELDON: We’ll get to it right now! (offscreen)
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