Distributrix

Distributrix (lit. Distributor (female), French: Distributrice), also known by its incipit Moricounie our good fatherland, is the national anthem of the Moricounien Federation.
== Details ==
The name comes from the third chorus which mentions Isabelle (Distributrix persicis).
The melody is based off of Iesu panis vitae (lit. Jesus, Living Bread), composed by Fr. Manoling V. Francisco, SJ for the Bukas Palad Music Ministry for the 2015 Papal Visit to the Philippines.
=== Lyrics ===
Distributrix
Lyrics
Chorus I
Moricounie, our good fatherland:
Your peaceful islands are at your good hand
We partake in eternal happiness
And in socialism's greatness
In our journey, with prosperity, to our success.
Verse I
From the land beneath us, you have risen again
After the atrocities of time before us
Now let us save you again, and bring back to life
This society, our great unity.
Chorus II
Moricounie, our good community:
At peace, forever equal and in unity
With autonomy, and liberty
In socialism's greatness
In our journey, with happiness, to our success.
Verse II
Arise ye who be damned of the Earth
All the world around us is in disorder
Let us unite again to fix the world once more
And bring her back up to peace and order
Chorus III
Long live, distributrix persicis,
Long live our glorious victories,
Long live president Dorothy,
Long live impostor Mouranne
In our journey, to this good day, and to our success.
=== Version ===
There is a version of Distributrix arranged so that it is similar in composition to the Soviet/Russian anthem, and is found to be completely compatible with the Soviet anthem lyrics. This version replaces the normal version after Andrew proclaimed for this change on 7 August 2026. This version's lyrics are instead of the Internationale but with references to the International Workingmen's Association (First International) replaced with Moricounie and references to violent revolution to peaceful references.
== Trivia ==
* Andrew is known to have memorised the original Iesu panis vitae more over Distributrix and so he has a tendency to sing it more than Distributrix everytime it is sung.
* The original Iesu panis vitae is sung instead whenever the institution is certified to be Christian. However, the English verse is sung instead of the Filipino or Spanish ones as present in the original lyrics. If the religion and/or ideology cannot be determined due to diplomatic reasons (e.g., sports events whenever Muslim and/or anti-communism states participate), only the instrumental of the verses and the chorus will be played in the order they are mentioned in this sentence.
* Parts for the hi-hat, snare drum rim and concert toms were written in the sheet music (in-universe), hence someone in the marching band will always bring a literal drum set in addition to the normal snare and bass drums even though it is unorthodox for a marching band. These parts made the melody sound more laid-back. When in war or very serious events, the hi-hat and snare rim parts can be removed.
** However the cover in the intro and background music is intentionally arranged to be similar to Oceania Tis of Thee as played in the MGM 1984 film Nineteen Eighty-Four, being played by a symphony orchestra and wind ensemble respectively instead of a marching band and drum kit.
* The third chorus mentions the following in this order: Isabelle (Distributrix persicis), Carmen and Retsuko (glorious victories), Dotty, and Muranami (impostor Mouranne).
** It is a reference to the history of Moricounie from 2018, when Moricounie was first declared a communist/socialist state up to the Calceorelegation.
** Isabelle is mentioned as "peach distributor"; Carmen and Retsuko are mentioned as "glorious victories" since it was the first waves of the COVID-19 pandemic when they were in office while Dotty is mentioned because she was the president when New Ascsenia was founded. And obviously Muranami, or Mouranne in French documentation, is mentioned as "mourabiteanne imposter".
** Despite the government's absolute smear on Muranami, she is still being praised because all their advancements since wouldn't've been without her presence. If she were to remain silent or an actual mourabiteau, only about half of the current stuff currently in effect would exist, such as the Règlements.