Spider-Man: No Way Home/Trailer transcripts

== Official Teaser Trailer ==
[Open on a rooftop shot where Peter and MJ are lying down.]
Michelle Jones: Oh, this is a good one -- "Some suggest that Parker's powers include the male spider's ability to hypnotize females."
Peter Parker: Stop, c'mon!
Michelle: Yes, my Spider-Lord.
[They both laugh briefly.]
Peter: Can we just, like, stay up here all day? It is so crazy down there...
[Cut to Peter swinging with MJ through New York City. Zoom in on a billboard with Peter's FFH picture on it.]
J. Jonah Jameson: [Voice Over] That's right, folks -- Spider-Man is, in fact, Peter Parker!
[Cut to Peter in an interrogation room. He may be cuffed to the table, however it is hard to tell given the quality of the footage.]
Peter: Listen, I did not kill Mysterio. The drones did!
Interrogator: The drones that are yours.
[Another interrogator slams a manilla folder in front of Peter. Cut to the NYC skyline, then to Peter and Michelle sitting on opposite sides in a bedroom.]
Michelle: Does any part of you feel relieved about all this?
Peter: What do you mean?
[Cut to Peter, Michelle, Ned, and Flash walking into school with a group of protestors on either side of them. Close up on Peter keeping his head down, with Ned trailing behind. Brief cut to MJ, then cut to a shot of them holding hands.]
Michelle: [Voice Over] Now that everybody knows, you don't really have to hide or... lie to people.
Peter: For the record, I never wanted to lie to you. But, how do you tell someone that you're Spider-Man?
[Cut to a skyline shoy of a bridge, with helicopters surrounding it. Then MJ and Spidey on top of said bridge. Cut to Peter walking through the halls of Midtown High. Students part like the Red Sea around him.]
Peter: And now everybody knows. And this isn't about me -- this is hurting a lot of people.
[Cut to Peter sitting down somewhere, Ned in an interrogation room, then Aunt May looking despondent.]
Peter: I’ve just been thinking about how to fix all this.
[Cut to Peter looking at the Halloween decorations hung up in his school. Cue Sony and Marvel Studios logos. The next few shots show an establishing shot of the Sanctum Sanctorum, Peter entering the Sanctum and following Doctor Strange, who is dressed in his casual wear, as revealed with the Funko Pop.]
Doctor Strange: So, Peter. To what do I owe the pleasure?
Peter: I'm sorry to bother you, sir--
Strange: Please. We saved half the universe together, I think we're beyond you calling me "sir."
Peter: Okay, Steven.
Strange: That feels weird, but I'll allow it.
[Cut to Peter running through the cafeteria, panicked.]
Peter: When Mysterio revealed my identity, my entire life got screwed up.
[Cut to the immediate aftermath of the FFH Post-Credits Scene -- a large crowd is surrounding Michelle and Peter, demanding answers. Back to Peter and Strange at the Sanctum.]
Peter: I was wondering if, maybe you could make it so that he never did?
[A brief shot of Strange meditating, then back to Wong.]
Wong: Strange. Don't cast that spell. It's too dangerous!
Strange: Fine. I won't.
[Wong leaves, then Strange winks at Peter. Much later, Peter and Strange stand in a room with a cauldron in the center. Strange draws an intricate spell.]
Strange: Our world is about to forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
Peter: Wait, everyone?!
[Strange begins the spell.]
Peter: Can't some people still know?
Strange: That's not how the spell works.
[Rings of orange light appear around Peter and Strange.]
Peter: So MJ's gonna forget about everything we've ever been through...
Strange: Stop tampering with the spell.
[The glow intensifies.]
Peter: Oh, my god, Ned, he's my best friend! Look, my Aunt May should really know--
Strange: Stop talking!
[A large magic ball surrounds Peter and Strange -- think what Schwarzenegger comes out of in Terminator 2, except orange. Cue trippy Bifrost tunnel-esque visuals while they both scream for a few seconds before we cut back to Peter and Strange.]
Peter: What just happened?
[Cut to a "This Christmas" title card, then to Spidey running across buildings folding in on themselves Inception-style.]
Strange: We tampered with the stability of space-time.
[Spidey falls into the center and into a bright white light. Cut to an electrical storm attacking several cars and vans.]
Strange: The multiverse is a concept about which we know frighteningly little.
[Cut to Strange and Spidey on top of a train. Strange appears to be manipulating the tracks so they go up in the air and send the train flying.]
Strange: The problem is you trying to live two different lives.
[Outside the Sanctorum, Strange forces Peter's astral projection out of his body, similarly to how the Ancient One did it to Strange himself. A shot of Peter in the Iron Spider suit, the legs extend.]
Strange: The longer you do it, the more dangerous it becomes!
[A SWAT team converges on Happy, aiming their guns at him. Peter jumps in shock as the Lizard charges at him, but is stopped by an invisible wall. Electro (somewhere offscreen) lets off a burst of yellow lightning. On the Queensborough Bridge, one of the Green Goblin's pumpkin bombs (as seen in Sam Raimi's Spider-Man Trilogy) drops to the ground as Willem Dafoe's Goblin cackles and things start blowing up.]
Strange: Be careful what you wish for, Parker.
[Peter looks at something off to his right, just as a mechanical tentacle bursts out from beneath the ground and embeds itself in the pavement. From out of the smoke emerges Alfred Molina's Doctor Octopus, looking just as he did in Spider-Man 2.]
Doc Ock: Hello, Peter.
[Standing on top of a car, Peter summons the Iron Spider suit and prepares to do battle. Cue titles.]
== Official Trailer ==
[Open on Peter, suited up but maskless, standing in the rain. His eyes are red from crying and his face is bloodied as he stares off into the middle distance.]
Peter: [V.O.] Ever since I got bit by that spider...
[Cut to Peter swinging with MJ through New York City. Zoom in on a billboard with Peter's FFH picture on it. Half of Spider-Man's mask is superimposed over it, and text reading "Public Enemy #1" is overlaid.]
Peter: [V.O.] I've only had one week...
[Cut to a skyline shot of a bridge, with helicopters surrounding it, then MJ and Spidey on top of said bridge.]
Peter: [V.O.] Where my life has felt normal.
[Fade in on Peter laying down on the couch, facetiming MJ.]
Peter: That was when you found out.
[Spider-Man and MJ jump off the bridge and descend down to the subway system, where Spidey swings through. They nearly collide with a subway, but Spider-Man swings the two of them out of the way just in time.]
[Cue studio logos.]
[Cut to Peter approaching the Sanctum Sanctorum. He opens the door and is met with a wintry atmosphere, where snow covers the furniture inside thanks to the hole in the ceiling from Bruce Banner's arrival in Infinity War. Peter shivers.]
Doctor Strange: When you botched that spell where you wanted everyone to forget that Peter Parker's Spider-Man...
[Peter and Strange stand in the center of a room with a floating table. We get a flash of the bifrost-esque visuals and the room being torn apart by the sheer cosmic energy before Strange manages to contain the spell again.]
Doctor Strange: We started getting some visitors.
[On the Queensborough Bridge, one of the Green Goblin's pumpkin bombs drops to the ground as Willem Dafoe's Goblin cackles and things start blowing up. The Goblin emerges from the smoke, riding on his glider. Cut back to Strange.]
Doctor Strange: From every universe.
[Cut to a field. Yellow lightning tears up the ground as Peter jumps out of the way, revealing his new black and gold suit. Back on the bridge, mechanical tentacles burst out of the ground, crushing a taxi, which explodes, and a truck beneath its grip before embedding itself into the ground. Cut to the Doc Ock shot that closed the first trailer.]
Doc Ock: Hello, Peter.
[A brief moment of Peter and Ock's battle -- Peter sticks one of Ock's arms to a car door, but Ock ends up ripping it off. Peter slides down as a round concrete tube passes over his head. Later, Ock sends a tentacle forth that pins Peter to a concrete support. Peter reveals his face.]
Doc Ock: You're not Peter Parker.
[Earlier in the battle, Ock sends a tentacle through the roof of a car and throws it at Peter, who flips over it. Later, in Strange's sanctum, Peter, MJ, and Ned stand in front of Ock's prison.]
Peter: What's your name again?
Doc Ock: Doctor Otto Octavius.
[Beat. The three of them laugh as Otto looks aghast.]
Peter: No, seriously, what's your actual name?
Doctor Strange: We need to send them back to where they came from. So, Scooby Doo this crap!
MJ: Y'know, this whole mess is kinda your fault! I know a couple magic words starting with "please"?
Doctor Strange: Please Scooby Doo this crap.
Doc Ock: You're flying out into the darkness...
Doc Ock: To fight ghosts.
Peter: What do you mean?
Doctor Strange: They all die fighting Spider-Man. It's their fate. I'm sorry, kid.
Peter: Yeah, me too.
Doctor Strange: Don't--
Peter: Listen, there has to be another way!
Doctor Strange: There isn't! They're a danger to our universe!
Electro: You'll never take this away from me!
Green Goblin: Peter. You're struggling... To have everything you want. While the world tries to make you choose.
Peter: It's all my fault. I can't save everyone...
Peter: What's happening?!
Doctor Strange: They're starting to come through! And I can't stop them!
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