Attempts

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens around the table with rock n roll music playing)
EB: We’re tying something new. So it was a 1 - 1 vote, meaning the five people who aren’t tied will vote somebody out.
Steve: Yeah guys, vote Amaya or GRANITE.
Granite: Why did you exaggerate my name?
(Everyone votes)
Steve: And in a 5 - 0 vote, Granite has been evicted!
Granite: WHAT?!
(Granite walks out onto the stage)
Steve: Okay six people are left. For today’s challenge, you guys will simply have to jump over a block.
Squilliam: That’s it?
Squidina: Yeah, really?
Steve: Hahahahaha, jokes on you because the block is extremely tall. 
EB: Challenge ends when somebody finds a way to get over the block.
(Everyone shows up in a room with a large block in the center)
EB: Go!
(Amaya tries to jump the block but fails)
Amaya: Why is this so damn hard?
Bob Ross: It’s a tall block.
Plankton: This really isn’t fair for me.
(Amaya tries to jump the block again, and then Squilliam starts climbing up it)
Squilliam: Hey, I found a way!
(A metal ball falls onto Squilliam’s head and sends him to the bottom)
Squidina: That isn’t fair!
Bob Ross: Yeah, because you guys weren’t jumping.
Plankton: And it still isn’t anywhere near fair for me.
Bob Ross: Yeah. EB, this challenge is stupid!
EB: Le gasp! Just keep making attempts until somebody gets over!
Amaya: Okay!
(Amaya jumps and fails again)
Steve: Hahahahahahah, that sucks. 
Plankton: Was this challenge just a means for you guys to watch us suffer?
EB: Yes.
Squidina: That’s just rude.
Steve: Not really, it’s funny!
(Amaya tries to jump again, and fails)
Amaya: I am so determined to win!
(Amaya fails again, and Plankton tries to climb the wall)
Plankton: If I lose, this could be it for me.
Amaya: If I win, I won’t put you up for eviction.
Plankton: Thank you. Thank you.
(Amaya jumps again and fails)
Squilliam: SCREW YOU!
(Squilliam starts kicking the block and injured himself)
Squilliam: Ow!
Bob Ross: Please calm down, Squilliam.
Squilliam: No.
(Squilliam gets hit by another metal ball)
Squidina: I’m kinda scared to jump. Can people even jump that high?
Bob Ross: Not sure.
(Amaya jumps over the block)
Squidina: Okay, apparently the answer is yes.
EB: Amaya has won the challenge! See, I knew it was possible.
(Camera cuts to the table)
Anaya: I had to think hard about my choices. Firstly, I’m nominating Bob Ross for being a threat.
Bob Ross: Why is that always the reason people get nominated?
Plankton: *sigh* are you serious?
Bob Ross: Nah, just kidding hahaha.
Amaya: For my second nomination, I’m choosing Poopla.
Poopla: WHY??
Amaya: You’re highly annoying.
Poopla: This is a broken, broken system. 
Steve: Well viewers, you heard her! Go vote out either Bob Ross or Poopla! ! 
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