Yoda

The wisest and most powerful Jedi of them all, Yoda is (the Green Booger he is known also as). Been training as a Jedi for 900 years, he has. Seen things that would blow your mind, he has (bombs, most of these are). Elmo's cousin he is, and connections in the Elmo Gang, he has.
A wrinkled elf Yoda is. A very long time because of this, he can live. Many Jedi he has trained, due to this. Many fights he has fought as well, due to this. Fought Buzz Lightyear, Yoda has. Fought Mr. T Yoda has. Fought Everybody, Yoda has. Even in the Clone Wars, Yoda has fought. A pacifist he is, despite his fighting. A very good pacifist, he is not.
An English professor, Yoda has always wanted to be. But a speech impairment, Yoda has. Pronounce Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, he can not. Become an English professor, he never did. Sad, Yoda is. Angry, Yoda is. The dark side, Yoda will embrace! Die, you will! Apologize, Yoda does. Ahead of himself, Yoda is. Kill you later, Yoda will.
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