Ikkakumon's Harpoon Torpedo/Transcript

Season 1, Episode 07: "Ikkakumon's Harpoon Torpedo"
English Version Written By: Rebecca Olkowski and Eddie Lerner
Original Air Date: September 9, 1999
Transcribed By: 
[OPENING THEME]
[open to all the kids walking through the forest. it's very cold, and some of them are shivering.]
Gomamon: I know this is no day at the beach, Joe, but that's no reason to be a worry wart about it, and make all your friends unhappy. Pardon the pun, but chill out. Only you've got a problem with the cold. Everyone think warm.
Joe: I'm allergic to fur.
Tai: Oh, come on. The cold isn't that bad.
TK & Mimi: *gasp*
Izzy: Perhaps not if you're a polar bear or a penguin.
Tai: Yeah, but if it shows, we'll throw some snowballs!
Mimi: And make snowmen!
Gomamon: Who do you think Snowmon is?
Gabumon: A digimon from their planet?
Izzy: It's difficult to explain.
Tentomon: Well, if it's edible, count me in.
Izzy: No, the best thing about show balls is that you can throw them at each other. It's a fun game that we play in the winter months.
Tentomon: You throw food?
Matt: We could build a snow fort!
Tai: You'll need one!
Sora: I bet I could beat you both, blindfolded!
TK: I wanna build an igloo!
Palmon: I'll help! If you tell me what it is.
Tentomon: An igloo sounds scrumptious!
Izzy: Too bad they're not edible.
Joe: You can't be serious. It'd be horrible if it started snowing right now. 
Sora: Lighten up, Joe. We're just trying to look onthe positive side of things.
Joe: Blech.
TK: Hey, Tai, when's it gonna snow?
Tai: Probably any second now.
Matt: Right on Joe's head!
TK: That'd be so funny!
Tai: I can't wait to see his face!
Joe: You know, if the temperature drops any lower than it already is, we won't be able to camp out anymore! We'll be frozen digitreats!
Tai, Matt, Izzy, TK: *laugh*
Joe: Right. Go ahead and laugh. But when your tootsies freeze don't come crying to me. I'll just say I told you so. It's always better to be safe than sorry. Think first. Hmmph.
[Scene change to a field of snow]
Gomamon: What's the white stuff? 
Mimi: It's a field of snow! There's bound to be a ski resort nearby!
Joe: Oh, man. This is much worse than even I thought it was!
Sora: What now, guys?
Tai: I think we should keep going. We won't get anywhere just sitting here.
Matt: But if we cross the field in our sneakers our toes will go numb.
Joe: It's impossible to continue!
Tai: So what are we supposed to do? Just stand around like a bunch of dorks? We eight cross that field or go up that big mountain.
Agumon: Wait a sec. I think there's a weird odour in the air.
Biyomon: I do believe he's right.
Gabumon: But what could it be?
Tai: I dunno. But it smells like...
Izzy: Very familiar...
Biyomon: It's steam.
Matt: She's right. But where's it coming from?
Joe: A big geyser!
Mimi & TK: Wow! A hot springs!
Mimi: Yipee! We can take a bath! Finally, now I can get warm!
All: Yeah! Woohoo! *other selective shouts*
[They all go and check out the hot springs.]
Tai: Uh, oh. This water is way too hot.
Tentomon: We'd be cooked if we jumped in this. 
Izzy: Yes, boiled.
Mimi: Well, there go my big dreams of a nice warm bath.
Palmon: It looks so inviting.
Matt: Maybe if you're a vegetable.
Joe: What's a little dirt compared to staving? We need to eat and there's nothing in sight!
TK: Oh, yes there is!
Joe: What are you talking about? There's nothing here but a bunch of rocks and hot water!
TK: Look!
Joe: Tell me I'm not imagining this.
Tai: Yeah! It's real!
Joe: Oh, come on, that's ridiculous! What would a refridgerator be doing all the way out here?
Matt: Hey, where there's a fridge, there's grub!
Sora: Well, we won't know til we open it.
Mimi: I want hot cocoa!
Palmon: What's that?
Tai: Come on already, let's open it! [he opens the fridge] Huh? Eggs!
Agumon: There must be a zillion of em!
Tai: Grub on! These'll keep us all fed for a month!
Joe: Wait! Don't touch those! We don't know if they're fit for human consumption!
Tai: Then I'll be the guinea pig! If I turn purple you'll know they're not edible.
Joe: There's more to it than that! Even if they were edible they don't belong to us! THat'd make us all theives! You gotta think of stuff like that!
Matt: Unless you're in to eating rocks, we don't have much of a choice.
Sora: I'm I'm sure they'd say yes if they knew our position.
Izzy: Right. We'd just tell them it's an emergency situation.
Joe: hmmm.
[the start to cook the eggs]
Sora: Sunny-side up eggs are my specialty!
[TK and Patamon are boiling eggs in the water]
Patamon: There! Done!
Tai: Hey, come on man, how are those chopsticks coming?
Mimi: Hurry, we want to eat!
Joe: Sorry, this just makes me feel uncomfortable. We'd be in big trouble if someone got sick. No doctors, you know. Why do I always have to be the one to think of these things?
[they all sit down to eat the eggs]
Mimi: Tres gourmet!
Sora: It's your turn, next time.
Biyomon: Go on, dig in!
Tai: Oh, yeah! I haven't had food like this in a long time! My stomach's chimin'!
Matt: If we had some ketchup to go with this it'd be perfect!
TK: Mmm...I love ketchup and eggs!
Sora: Sounds pretty gross, to me.
Gomamon: What's the matter, Joe? You haven't eaten anything!
Joe: I was just thinking that if we were able to get back home, ketchup wouldn't be a problem.
Mimi: Oh, now I'm homesick. How depressing.
TK: Now I want to go home, too.
Izzy: It's been four days since we've been here. I wonder if anyone's tried to find out where we are. 
Sora: Cheer up! Just tell me how you like your eggs and I'll try my very best!
Tai: I like mine with soya sauce.
Matt: How about salsa?
Sora: How about a reality check?
Izzy: I'll have mine with mustard and jelly beans, please.
Tai: *laugh*
Matt: How gross!
TK: Mmmm...jelly beans, that sounds good!
Mimi: What? You're both weird. My favourite is eggs topped with maple syrup. Yummy! Sometimes I like them with cherries on top!
Sora: That's weird.
TK: But I bet it's good.
Matt, Tai: *laugh*
Joe: What? YOu're making me lose my apetite! I just like plain eggs! Ugh, I wish we could talk about something other than egg recipes.
Gomamon: Don't be so hard on yourself, they're just having a little fun.
Matt: Yeah, join the party!
Tai: I think it's really too late for him. I think Joe thinks we've gone a little crazy.
Joe: Well, I mean really. Jelly beans and cherries on eggs. THat's crazy talk. Salt and pepper's all they need. Keep it simple! That's always been my motto.
Gomamon: I'm afraid Joe's just not the kind of guy that's meant to be adaptable.
Joe: Just What do you mean?
Gomamon: Face it Joe, you're kinda of a stick in the mud, if you get my drift.
Joe: I'm just practical!
Gomamon: You're stuffy!
Biyomon: It never stops. Here we go again.
Joe: Someone has to have a a head on his shoulders.
Gomamon: You wanna fight? huh? huh?
Joe: Yeah, sure!
Matt: Hey! Hey! Stay calm!
Joe: I am calm! He's the one who's dingy. And why'd you squeeze my arm? 
Matt: You don't seem like yourself today, Joe. You're a basket case.
Joe: I am just trying to be careful. Unlike the rest of you weirdos. You're just asking for trouble.
[switch to joe sitting in front of the geyser, throuwing rocks into it.]
Joe: *sigh* I've got to be the cautious one around here. I have to be...the voice of reason.
[switch to matt and tai fighting at the base of the mountain]
Tai: WHy are you making such a big deal out of this?
Matt: Because it's way too dangerous!
Tai: There's no place else to go! We have no choice!
Matt: Look, before we do something foolish, we should think it over a little!
Tai: You're just a big old chicken Matt!
Matt: I am not!
Tai: You are too!
Matt: I am not!
Joe: Hey, everybody, what's all the rucus about? Why are Matt and Tai fighting?
Izzy: THey're debating about whether or not we should climb up Infinity Mountain, which is way up over there.
Joe: That's practically up to the sky!
Tai: It's the perfect spot! We've got to climb up there. It's the best view of the island!
Joe: He's got a point there.
Sora: That's not the way Matt sees it.
Matt: Nobody would make it up that peak! It's too much of a gamble!
Biyomon: He might be right, Joe. There might be lots of evil digimon up that peak.
Joe: That's not good. It wuldn't be worth the risk.
Tai: Come on, Matt! Don't be a wimp! We won't get anywhere if we just stand around talking!
Matt: Put your fists down when you talk to me! ANd stop acting like you can just bully your way into being leader!
Tai: What do you mean!?
Joe: Come on, you guys! Chill out. Now look, calm down. Let's think this over.
Matt: So, what's your opinion about this, Joe?
Joe: Huh?
Tai: Yeah, who's right? Me or Matt?
Joe: Well, uh...Tai is right about going up that peak. We could see the landscape of the island much better.
Tai: See, Matt?
Joe: Hold on. Matt brought up a good point too.He's right about the danger It'd be dumb to lead everyone up to a place we don't know anything about. 
Tai: hmmm...
Joe: hmmm...
Matt: hmmm...
Tai: Oh, come on! Let's just go as far as we can up the mountain!
Matt: That's stupid! We can't protect ourselves up there!
Joe: Stop! You're both maing me a nervous wreck! Just give me a chance to think. Don't be difficult!
Matt: What? You are the most difficult person I ever met!
Joe: Hey! In am trying to make a descision here! Don't interrupt me!
Tai: You're just a big old chicken, Matt!
Matt: Tai, you better take that back!
Joe: Enough already! You're giving me a headache!
Sora: Put a cork in it, you three!
Tai, Matt, Joe: huh?
Sora: Now, grow up. We need to make a descision.
Biyomon: Plus, it'll be dark soon.
Agu: I think we'd better get some shut eye.
Gabumon: There will be plenty of time to argue later.
Sora: First of all, we need to find a good place to sleep. Let's head for the caves.
Agumon: Yeah, it'll be warm in there!
Biyomon: I get the top rock! 
[commercial]
[Joe is sitting by himself in front of the boiling water]
Joe: *thinking* Someone is gonna get hurt if I don't do something fast. Instead I got involved myself. If I'm responsiblefor everyone's safety, I've got to protect them. Their lives depend on me!
[everyone is sleeping. Joe wakes up, and walks out of the cave. He looks at the mountain]
Joe: I'll do it!
[He starts walking up the mountain.]
Joe: I've always been good at climbing. I've got the best chance of making it to the top.
Gomamon: What are you up to, Joe? Joe, you're not thinking of climbing that mountain all by yourself, are you?
Joe: Gomamon?
Gomamon: Yep. You forgot me already?
Joe: Why don't you go get some sleep?
Gomamon: Not happening.
Joe: Yes, it is.
Gomamon: I don't think so!
Joe: Humph. You're not going, so quit following me around.
Gomamon: I'm not. You see, I've got some business to take care of up there. It doesn't always have to revolve around you.
Joe: Fine then. 
Gomamon: Sometimes I just have to trick him.
Joe: Did you just say something?
Gomamon: Uh, yeah...Nice night for a walk!
Joe: You're nuts.
Gomamon: What's wrong with that? I sure have more fun!
[Joe and Gomamon climb the mountain for a while. They stop as Joe gasps for breath]
Joe: Infinity Mountain is sure bigger than I thought it was.
Gomamon: Are you ready to quit? We can turn around.
Joe: Never.
Gomamon: I can give you a hand.
Joe: Huh? oh. What? You call that a hand?
Gomamon: Watch it!
Joe: I was kidding. Lighten up! [Gomamon stares at him] What?
Gomamon: I think you may actually have a sense of humour.
Joe: Huh?
Gomamon: Maybe not.
[Joe and gomamon climb up the mountain some more.]
Gomamon: I could use a hand!
Joe: Oh, here.
Gomamon: Thanks.
Joe: Whew. I'm about ready to take a rest. Well, it looks to me like we're about halfway there.
Gomamon: We make quite a team!
Joe: Actually, we do.
[A rumbling comes from higher up the mountain.]
Joe: What was that? You don't think this mountain could be a...volcano?!
[Some black gears come flying out of the mountain.]
Joe: Look up there!
Gomamon: The black gears.
Joe: They're coming from the top of the mountain! I guess there's no running away this time.
Gomamon: Mmm-hmm.
[Joe and Gomamon climb up to where they saw the gears come from]
Joe: I know I saw them here. Where did they go?
Gomamon: Would it be too much to hope they disappeared altogether?
Joe: I'm gonna go up there and see.
Gomamon: Huh?
Joe: What?
Gomamon: That sound. Up there. 
[Joe looks up. A white flying horse, wearing a red mask, comes down to the mountain]
Joe: Oh, that's just a great. A flying horse wearing a mask. This can't be good.
Gomamon: That's no ordinary flying horse, Joe. That's Unimon. He's a wise old digimon. I never knew he lived in these mountains. He's not much of a talker.
Joe: Hide!
Gomamon: Unimon's very gentle. We don't have to hide from him.
Joe: Your information hasn't always been reliable.
Gomamon: Cold, but true.
Joe: He must be coming down to have a drink. This must be his watering hole. 
Gomamon: You see? I told you he was a nice digimon. He wouldn't hurt a fly.
Joe: Wow, what a beautiful looking horse. 
Gomamon: Maybe Unimon can tell us what we need to know. Then we can go back to our friends. [he walks over to Unimon] 
Joe: Gomamon!
Gomamon: Hello, Unimon! It's me Gomamon. It's been a long time since we...what's going on?
[Unimon looks towards the sky to listen.]
Joe: What is is?
Gomamon: I hear something, out there!
Joe: Huh? Where?
Gomamon: There! Can't you hear it, Joe?
Joe: Oh, no! A black gear!
[The gear flies down and hits Unimon in the back]
Gomamon: Woah!
Joe: Gosh, you think he's in trouble?
Gomamon: Uh, we'll have to wait and see. Woah, look at his eyes! I think we're the ones that are in trouble!
Unimon: Hello, Gomamon! Aren't you happy to see me?
[scene change to the cave. Sora is the first to wake up.]
Sora: Mmm...I sure slept well! Hey, I wonder where sleepy Joe is? Joe, where'd ya go? Huh. 'I'll be back in a little while. Please wait for me. signed, Joe'. He wouldn't be climbing that mountain by himself, would he? Quick, everybody wake up! We have an emergency!
[back at the mountain]
Unimon: Having a good time, dear guests? I'm in the mood for a game of Aerial Attack. [He throws his attack]
Joe: Do something, Gomamon!
Gomamon: What?
Unimon: You're not thinking of leaving, are you? It's a perfectly safe route if you're planning on flying away.
Joe: We need some help!
Unimon: Aerial Attack!
[Birdramon flies up and smashes Unimon into the side of the mountain, swirving his attack]
Joe: Huh? Birdramon?
Tai: We've come to save you!
Joe: Just in time, I'd say!
Sora: Are you alright?
Unimon: Aerial Attack! 
[It hits birdramon, and she falls down the cliff]
Sora: Birdramon!
Tai [looking at Agumon]: Well?
Agumon: Agumon, digivolve into...Greymon!
[Unimon smashes Greymon into the mountain]
Tai: Greymon, are you gonna be alright?
Greymon: I'm stylin', dude.
[Unimon fights with Greymon]
Greymon: Nova Blast! 
Joe: Greymon and Tai are in trouble! Oh, no! He's going after Sora!
Unimon: What do we have here? Another uninvited guest?
Birdramon: Meteor wing!
Sora: Oh! [she's knocked down the cliff with Birdramon]
Joe: Sora! [Joe looks at the gear on Unimon.]
Joe: The gear! I'll get it!
Gomamon: huh?
Joe: This is crazy!
[Joe leaps onto Unimon's back.]
Gomamon: Joe!
Joe: Come on, now!
Gomamon: Hang on!
Joe: Oh, no! It won't budge!
[Unimon squirms as Joe pulls on the gear.]
Joe: Ahh!!
Gomamon: Joe! Stop! Don't try to be a hero!
Joe: I know! But there's just this one thing I have to do. I'm not going to stop until it's done.
Gomamon: Ahhhh!!
[Unimon kicks around]
Joe: I have to think positive! I'm responsible! I've got to do it!
[Joe is throw off by Unimon.]
Joe: Ahhhh!!!
Gomamon: Oh no!!
Joe: Ahhh!!!
Gomamon: Joe!!!
[Gomamon starts to digivolve for the first time.]
Gomamon: Gomamon, digivolve to...Ikkakumon!
Joe: Ahh!!! 
[Joe lands on Ikkakumon.]
Ikkakumon: Hang on, Joe! Cause we're going for a ride!
Unimon: Aerial Attack!
[Ikkakumon dodges it.]
Ikkakumon: Harpoon Torpedo!
[Unimon dodges the attack.]
Joe: You missed him! He's much too fast for us!
[Ikkakumon shoots again, and gets Unimon. The balck gear comes out, and deletes.]
Joe: The black gear just dissolved! Yeah, you did it!
Greymon: Hope I didn't shake you too much, Tai!
Tai: Nah!
Sora: That was a close call!
Joe: Good Job! That's what I call pulling it together!
[commercial] 
Tai: Wow, Joe, you were jammin' out ther! You're a pretty cvool dude, aafter all.
Sora: You were so awesome it made it possible for Gomamon to digivolve!
Gomamon: That's not why I did it! It cause I'm just a nice guy. Plus, Joe would've fallen on his head. That's why! I didn't have anything better to do anyway. If you don't believe me, put up your dukes, and we'll fight about it!
Joe: Chill, Gomamon! And heroes don't have to fight!
Gomamon: Oh, uh...heroes?
Biyomon: Uh, oh! Gomamon's embarassed!
Gomamon: I'm no such thing!
Tai: Come on, everybody! We're almost there! Let's go all the way to the top!
[They climb to the top of the mountain.]
Tai: Alright! I knew we could do it!
All: Yay!
Tai: Woah, not much out there.
Joe [narrating]: So Gomamon and I fought to the top. When we got there, we found...well nothing. But I think we discovered quite a bit on the way up.
[END]
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