Landbastards

:: "Don't get smart with me, or I'll bring back the landmines."
The landbastards are landmines that were repeatedly triggered by players in Arplakoon's second dream, beginning with finding a disarmed one just laying around and then quite literally tripping over some live ones.
Over.
And over.
Again.
This culminated in Rokordi getting upset with how often they were getting exploded, striking the ground with fists made of stone, and thus sending a tremor through the area that activated some more of the titular landbastards. Everyone managed to avoid this round of explosions, except for Ddremmu, who had been too busy warning Rokordi to not activate any landmines to get out of the way herself. She was knocked clear into the side of a building, losing most of her hit points and trust in Rokordi in the process.
This is all despite the fact that if they had just followed the footprints left behind by someone who probably knew a safe way through the area, they could have avoided the landbastards entirely.
==Legacy==
The landbastards were referenced later by Overlord Spider after Ddremmu critically failed a Heal check.
: "The spider on Ddremmu's back has finished her masterpiece. The web now has the answer to every question the group has ever wondered. Who is Rotus? What is he trying to accomplish? What was Set's goal and motivation? Why did he go missing? What did he do to Feivelkt? What is Aricrauer doing? What is Zervat Aniklý's scheme? Where did his powers come from? For what purpose were the godslayers forged, and how were they made? How can the war be prevented? What is ZGN? What is Kraderag? What are the gods attempting to do?
: All of the answers. At this very moment. Lie on Ddremmu's back in glorious silken strands.
: But then Ddremmu blunders forward, knocking Zhao to the ground and wrecking the spider's web. Now the web just reads: "LANDBASTARDS."
: Overlord is supreme!"
== In Other Languages==
*Simplified Chinese: 地主混蛋 (die zhu hun dan)
*Dutch: Landklootzak
*French: Connards/bâtards de la terre
*German: Die landbastarde
*Japanese: ランドバスタード (randobasutaado)
*Spanish: Cabrones terrestres
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