August 8, 2020

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== Description ==
Saturday
The setting is in Oakdale Wells General Hospital. Kristen is seated in a room in the hospital with Drummer, who's dressed in a doctor's uniform. She's on a swivel chair, her hands in her lap as she looks sadly at Drummer while he speaks to her. Kristen farts. Drummer, smiling, explains that if Kristen gives him a fresh fart, he can test it in the cancer-fart-ometer. He holds up a glass jar and the lid in either hand. Kristen agrees reluctantly, while farting again. 
Cut to Kristen now bent over the hospital bed while Drummer holds the uncovered jar behind her. Drummer compliments her on her "release", telling her she's doing a good job. Cut to the cancer-fart-ometer, where Drummer has placed the capped jar inside of the machine to be analyzed. The machine checks the database, and displays that the results are cancer. 
Cut to Drummer, frowning as he explains that Kristen has cancer. Though he quickly adds that there is good news, there's a surgery available for only 25,000 dollars. 
The background music is the instrumental to "Work on Me" with elements from "Theme".
=== Caption ===
"Mom is going to her doctors appointment today. She’s very worried that it’s cancer, but I told her that everything‘s gonna be okay. My grandma died of cancer before I was born, so mom is worried that it got her too. I wish I could’ve gone with her, but they wouldn’t let anybody else in because of CORA" #animation #animatedvideo #animatedseries #cartoonsketch #cartoonstyle #drawing #draw #animate #dailymemes #darkhumor #darkcomedy #cartoonshorts #animatedshorts #animatedshort #animatedshortfilm #doodle #animatedmemes #animatedmeme #funnymeme #memes #dailycartoons #cartoons #cartoonseries #funnyskits #sketchoftheday #sketchoftheday2020
== Gallery ==
File:Kristen at cancer appointment 1.jpg
File:Kristen at cancer appointment 2.jpg
File:Kristen at cancer appointment 3.jpg
File:Kristen at cancer appointment 4.jpg
File:Kristen at cancer appointment 5.jpg
File:cancerfartometer 1.jpg
File:cancerfartometer 2.jpg
File:cancerfartometer 3.jpg
== Transcription ==
(instrumental to "Work on Me" with elements from "Theme")
Kristen: (Farts)
Drummer: So, if you give me a fresh one, we can load it up in the cancer-fart-ometer!
Kristen: Alright, (Farts) if that's what you need from me. (Farts into jar)
Drummer: Alright, great release! Good job, Kristen.
(Sfx: Computer, fail)
Drummer: Well, unfortunately it looks like cancer, but good news: we've got a surgery! It's only 25,000 dollars!
("Theme")
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