Fetch And Carry

==A Poem By IRmjii==
*I asked my brother
*"Go get me a drink"
*5 mins later he did
.
*I asked my farther
*"Fix my phone"
*5 mins later he did
.
*I asked my sister
*"Go grab me my phone"
*5 mins later she did
.
*I asked my mother
*"Iron my clothes"
*5 mins later she did
.
*I asked my uncle
*"Go get my bike"
*5 mins later he did
.
*I asked my aunt
*"Go get me my skateboard"
*5 mins later she did
.
*I asked my bully
*"Get the hell out of here"
*5 mins  later he did
.
*I asked my teacher
*"Give me a C grade on the test"
*5 mins later she did
.
*I asked my friend
*"Pass me a can of coke"
*5 mins later he did
.
*I asked everyone the same thing again
*But they said "No way! Do it yourself!
*That's the last time i ask them for favours.