Angry Kid (Brit'N'Game Jamie)

Angry Kid is a starter character in The Fighting Game of Everything.
== Bio==
In the UK lives the “angry” kid Stanners, an obnoxious and immature brat who makes the daily lives of his father, sister, and “best friend” Speccy absolute hell. His behavior can be traced back to his younger years, where his father’s carelessness and often cruel actions caused his mother to abandon them. By swearing, pulling pranks, and making messes, he routinely annoys his family, mainly his dad - who, let’s not kid ourselves, is the real angry one. While out on a ride on his chopper, he discovered The Fighting Game of Everything, which he deemed the exact place to inflict mischief on others with (hopefully) no consequences.
==Pros and Cons==
=== Pros===
*Is an unpredictable fighter who can confuse his opponent
*Has complex specials that work in different ways, each with harmful effects on his opponent
*Covers range with his catapult
*One special can reduce damage he takes, lessening his low-health con
**That same special negates any lasting effects cast on him
*Gains a speed advantage with one of his Trusty Hydro-Chopper's effects
* X-Factor leaves fire damage if it connects directly with the opponent
===Cons=== 
*Health is lacking compared to many other fighters
*Most specials are cursed with cooldowns, and one can be destroyed
*Takes some damage from either of his Trusty Hydro-Chopper special
*Complex specials make it hard for newcomers to adapt to playing as him
==Costumes ==
* Default appearance, as seen in the infobox
* Captain Buggernuts
* PE kit
* Emo Kid (black hair)
* Bad Dream (from Darkside)
==Throws ==
FORWARD: Stanners clunks the opponent over the head with a fire extinguisher before spraying them with it, launching them a distance away.BACKWARD: Stanners grabs the opponent by their pants, stretches them out, and catapults them to the other side of the stage.
==Specials==
=== Clint Eastwood I Am===
Stanners loads a pebble into his catapult and prepares his shot. The player can make him aim it at the opponent’s head, torso or midsection with the joystick. If the pebble is shot at their torso, they will suffer minor pushback and damage. If the pebble is fired at their head, there is a 33.3% chance it will strike their eye, disorientating them for a few seconds. If the Angry Kid fires at their midsection, there is a 25% chance it will strike their groin area, causing significant damage and causing them to stop in place, allowing Stanners to rush in for an attack.
====Pebbles in My Shoes ====
Instead of taking aim, Stanners can fire up to 4 pebbles forward in quick succession, which has greater pushback than the main special. He will need to wait 4 seconds for each of them to be ready to fire again (this extends to the main special).
===Trusty Hydro-Chopper===
Stanners jumps onto his “trusty Hydro-Chopper”. Depending on what attack button is pressed, either… 
*He will start riding the bike, which will stop if he bumps into the opponent. If he stays on for 3 seconds, Stanners will get cocky and take both hands off the grips (“No hands!”) before falling off. If that happens, Stanners takes minor damage, gets back to his feet, and recognises his bone sticking out (“Oh god! LOOK AT THE BONE!”). If the opponent gets close to him at this moment, they will stop in their tracks out of shock and disgust at the bone, allowing the Angry Kid to gain the upper hand. The bone conveniently disappears when he does, or after the opponent starts moving again.
*The bike will hover off the ground for a moment, being able to move horizontally as it descends, before falling to the ground with him still on it. This is a quick, evasive move which can be used to avoid projectiles, and it can also hover higher with button mashing.
Stanners takes a second to start the bike, which can give the opponent time to destroy it with a well-placed attack, leaving the Angry Kid unable to use it for either attack for the next 8 seconds.
===Anti-Mind Ray Helmet===
Stanners quickly encases his hair in tinfoil. Somehow, this gives him a slight increase in defense from attacks and can either negate or soften lasting effects cast on him. He is immune to any attack aimed squarely to stun him. After a few seconds, he takes off the tinfoil helmet and cannot use it again for 6 seconds. He can also be stopped from finishing the helmet with an interrupting attack from the opponent.
=== Playing with Chemicals===
Stanners injects a droplet from a tube of a green chemical onto his tongue, saying “Aaaaa…” He suddenly turns invisible and can only be identified by his shadow, but the player can still control the Angry Kid. Stanners can use his invisibility to land hits on the opponent easier, though it will become more difficult for the player to keep up with him, requiring the player to be careful. After 5 seconds, Angry Kid’s visibility returns, and the move has a 8 second cooldown.
==X-Factor ==
===Handbags!===
A close-range X-Factor. Stanners whips out a handbag, and with a firm grip on the handle slams the opponent with it. If successful, the opponent hits the ground and is dazed long enough for the Angry Kid and a group of other school kids, all of whom are wearing parkas, to ambush them with handbags for continuous multi-hitting damage. The ambush eventually stops after 4 seconds as the school kids run away, leaving Angry Kid and his opponent behind.
===Neighborhood Bombing===
Stanners, now donning a magazine of firecrackers under one sleeve over his jacket, unveils a massive stick of dynamite shaped like a rocket and lights its fuse. He reels back his arm to throw it… but then he accidentally brushes the lit fuse across the fuse of one firecracker, which quickly multiplies to the rest of them. Panicking, he quickly throws the magazine off his jacket and at the opponent with the giant dynamite stick in tow. If it lands close to the opponent, a massive multi-hitting explosion occurs, sending them airborne (as Stanners watches them) before they crumple back to the ground. If it collides with the opponent head on, they will be launched to the ends of the stage and be left with a burning effect if they happen to survive.
==Player Objective==
===As Stanners===
Stanners likes to trick and confuse his opponents with his surprisingly complex attacks, which can be used to give him different types of abilities or inflict temporary effects on them. The player's best bet is to keep the opponent guessing; Clist Eastwood I Am can strike the opponent in certain areas with the possible chance of stunning them, his Trusty Hydro-Chopper can either be used as a ramming attack or escape special, the Anti-Mind Ray Helmet can lessen damage dealt to him and cancel any effects the opponent might try to inflict on him, and Playing with Chemicals can throw off the opponent due to them being unable to see him.
Against bigger, stronger opponents like Bedridden, Heavy or Nikocado Avocado, Stanners should immediately put on the Anti-Mind Ray Helmet, and keep them from getting close to him either by keeping them at bay with his catapult, or saving the Trusty Hydro-Chopper to escape from their wrath. He should resort to doing the same against opponents with similar tactics as him, specifically Boris Anderson or Celebration Battler, and fight fire with fire. Playing with Chemicals is a good option against faster opponents to throw them off their speed, allowing Angry Kid to catch them.
In terms of using his X-Factors:
*Handbags! is exclusively close-range and should be activated that way.
*Neighborhood Bombing is a mid-range attack, and the more effective it is depends on if it collides directly with the opponent, or lands near them. If the opponent is too far away, it will prove to be worthless.
===Against Stanners===
Stanners, despite his effective tricks, is a glass cannon who is only average in terms of speed and agility, nor can he take much damage before defeat. The type of fighter that will prove most effective against him are Rushdowns (Knuckles, Shadow or Sonic) or Rangers (Derek Baum, Doomguy or Waluigi) of quicker speed, because how else can he hurt them if he cannot catch them.
Tips to avoid Stanners’ wrath and defeat him easier… 
*While the pebbles he fires do minimal damage, it is still recommended to guard when he resorts to them, especially considering the weak points they can hit; to negate the critical hits, duck while holding your guard.
* Destroy the Trusty Hydro-Chopper the first chance you get so that he is unable to use it for some time. 
**If he falls off it, don’t charge towards him for caution of being stunned by his exposed bone.
**If he hovers off the ground, either fire a projectile at him midair if possible or wait until he comes down again to continue the fight.
*Attack Stanners while he is putting on his Anti-Mind Ray Helmet, as that cancels it out.
*When he uses Playing With Chemicals, follow his shadow to attack him while guarding if necessary.
*When he attempts to use the Handbags! X-Factor, get away from him before he slams you with the handbag.
*With his Neighborhood Bombing X-Factor, either jump over the dynamite sticks or outmaneuver them if possible.
==Animations==
===Entrance===
Stanners rides along the stage on his bicycle, to find to his discomfort that he is lost. He steps off his bicycle and gets into his combat stance.
===Stance===
Stanners stands with his hands in his jean pockets, occasionally looking at the opponent, floor, or camera.
===Victory===
Angry Kid jumps onto his bike and grins smugly as he attempts to do some wheelies, only to topple off the bike and land face-first on the ground.
=== Taunts=== 
#Stanners honks a black horn repeatedly.
#Stanners sniffs his finger a few times, gagging at the smell, and then “offers” the player to sniff it.
#Stanners puts on a set of dentures and brushes them with a toothbrush attached to a vibrator, causing him to jitter up and down.
#Stanners does a crazy dance.
=== Time-Up Loss===
Stanners starts to angrily grumble over his loss, when suddenly Scoffchops the dog catches the front of his parka in his teeth and pulls him to the floor.
==Quotes==
I’m gonna bugger you up, girly! [Entrance]This is the official origin story for Captain Buggernuts! [Win]You alright, mate? You seem a bit… bollocks to me, heh heh! [Results]GET A LOAD OF THIS, PUNKY! [Activating X-Factor]Wanker. [Switched in]Oh god, look at the bone! [Tag in when an ally is defeated]Bugger all to you too, then! [Tag in when both allies is defeated]Help help! [Calling assist]What’s in this for me, then? [After performing assist]You want to sniff? Go on, take a whiff! [Taunt 2]I think I’ve lost… bugger… [Defeated by a light attack]WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! [Defeated by a heavy attack]
===Quotes to Specific Characters===
ENTRANCEHaha! You're bald! Baldy! [vs Baldi]My slingshot is better than yours! One good shot and it'll blow your nads clean off! [vs Bart Simpson or Jimmy Hopkins]You're like my dad, except without that bloody newspaper. [vs Boris]Kitchen gun? What a crap product! [vs Derek Baum]I'll be playing with your machines when I'm done with you, ya bloomin' baldie! [vs Eggman or Paramount Eggman]Bloody hell, you're here? [vs Mr. Blobby]You look like you're wearing pyjamas! Heh heh! [vs Vector]You know what they say: the one who smelt it dealt it! [vs Wario]
VICTORYYou seem cool. Wanna hang out later, mate? [vs Bart Simpson]I'M the dad now! YOU'RE grounded, go to your room! Heh heh heh! [vs Boris]I don't wanna come on your adventures. Bog off. [vs Pooh's Adventures]You’re really no better than Speccy, you know? [vs Vector]I thought my little sister’s farts were putrid! Heh heh heh! [vs Wario]
RESULTSMy friend Speccy will be a GREAT participant for your pranks! [vs Blocky]Now where's your own kid? Me and him are gonna have a LOT of fun together without you parents around! [vs Boris]My dad won't even let me say "bum"! You have it way easier than me! [vs Suction Cup Man]
==Trivia and Notes==
*Brit'N'Game Jamie views Stanners as the deuteragonist of the game, second to Nikocado Avocado.
*References in his moveset: 
**Clint Eastwood I Am is a reference to the Angry Kid episode "Catapult", where Stanners showcases his catapult named the "Cobra-Matic Ultra Twang 9000" to the viewer. The possibility of him shooting the opponent in the groin also alludes to his line "(it) can blow your nads clean off".
**Trusty Hydro-Chopper references 2 episodes: "Bone", where Stanners falls off his bike and notices a bone sticking out after waking up, and "Superhero", where Stanners (as Captain Buggernuts) attempts to fly on his bike, only to fall off.
**Anti-Mind Ray Helmet is a reference to "Mind Control", where Stanners encases his hair in tinfoil as a safety caution to keep out "mind rays and tries convincing his dad to do the same, only for his dad to be brainwashed and sell away his bike (or rather, his dad pretends to be brainwashed and sells the bike to punish his son for causing trouble). While this is likely not real in the Angry Kid series, it was made real in Stanners' moveset because of how unique it is.
**Playing with Chemicals is a reference to the episode "Chemistry" where Stanners drops one of Speccy's chemicals (which he had tampered with) onto his tongue and becomes invisible, allowing him to confuse and mess with Speccy. His forward throw is another reference to "Chemistry", where he attempts to clonk Speccy in the head with a fire extinguisher when his invisibility wears off, and then sprays him away with it when caught by his dad.
**His Neighborhood Bombing X-Factor is a reference to "Marathon Man", where Stanners throws sticks of dynamite while running in the streets, causing havoc and injuries. When Scoffchops starts to harass him, he lights a giant stick of dynamite shaped like a rocket, throws it, and urges Scoffchops to fetch it, hoping that will get rid of him. However, Scoffchops returns with the still lit dynamite and sets fire to the rest of Stanners's magazine, causing him to freak out before the ensuing explosion is cut off by the end credits. This is altered in the moveset, as it would otherwise be a suicide attack for Stanners.
==Gallery==
===Alternate Costumes===
File:AngryKidCaptainBuggernuts.png|Captain Buggernuts
File:AngryKidPEKit.png|PE kit
File:AngryKidEmo.png|Emo Kid
File:AngryKidBadDream.png|Bad Dream
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