The Main Characters

"With enough power, I can do anything" -Gibberson
"Don't ask why everyone I invited within the past two years is gay." -KJ
"I like everyone, except Kektagon" -Jrramon_GOLD
"Straight up, I'd eat a whole block of cheddar cheese." -honickj
"ENEMY ALL" -GNGR bred boi
"What?" -Guy Fieri
"TODAY I DECLARED WAR!" -Local Man
*unintelligible french* -Tasty Quenuck
"A̸̢̧̗̦͂̽H̴͕͉̮̲͙̓̔̀̒ͅḦ̴̨̡̯̩̝͙́̃̈́͐̈̾͐̚͜͝͠ͅH̴̘̙̺͋̃̎̾̾̈͌́ͅḦ̴͈̣̭͈͍́̆̽́̎͛̎̚H̴̢̡͇̲̻͔̰̜̬͍͑̆̽̔͑͆H̵̤̫̩̭̭̬͙̮͉͙̅̾̋Ḫ̶̘͇̜͙̥̀H̶̡͈̼͓͓͔͎͕̞̾͜͝H̶̛̯̱̹̳͇̀̉̚͜͜͝ͅH̷̗̜̗͇̗͚̼̜͎͂̄́̒̓̓͘H̸̰͈͔̽̉̓̈́̾͗̎͘͠Ḩ̷̡̣̲͓̮͖̤̝͙̜̈́̇͑̓͘" -Loganpea
"You're sucking his dick?" -Misfortune
"SHUT UP GUY!" -Mattb0498
"Toyotathon is like Ramadan for white people" -Kektagon (page pending)