O My God

O My God is the eighteenth episode of Total Drama SBFW. It aired September 29, 2019 and was written by Purple133.
== Transcript ==
(Episode begins with Vanessa confessional)
Vanessa: Yeah, we probably should have told more people to vote Joey. Oh well!
(Cut to Joey talking to Dan)
Joey: Hey, I know we hate each other but what if we suddenly worked together?
Dan: And why would we do that?
Joey: To take out Crazy?
Dan: Well I guess so.
(Dan confessional)
Dan: Anybody who thinks it’s okay to jack off into a sock has to be the next to be eliminated. 
(Purps confessional)
Purps: Hey is this season gonna have 27 episodes?
(Cut to Purps talking to Bot)
Bot: What do you want?
Purps: I was wondering if maybe we could work together?
Bot: Sure I guess. Anything to get away from… him..
Cici: And so I said, “but you forgot the milk!” Oh hahahahaha!
Purps: (quietly to Bot) is he okay?
Bot: He’s been like that for days.
Cici: UMG UMG UMG!
Bot: I don’t know what’s going on, but HE HAS FUCKING LOST IT!
Cici: OH HEY GUYS!
Purps: I’m gonna go away now.
(Cut to the challenge)
Alex: Today, we’re doing a fun challenge that you’re all going to love. 
Purps: Doubt it.
Image: Seriously I doubt it. 
Vanessa: Well, what is the challenge?
Alex: A game of hide and seek! Waluigi will be hunting you down as you all hide in different locations around the building. Last person to be found wins! 
Waluigi: I’m counting to 100! WAH!
Crazy: Was that go?
Jasbre: I think so.
(Jasbre confessional)
Jasbre: No way he actually manages to find me. 
(Jasbre hides inside of a large safe in the basement behind a shelf and under a blanket that was already there and out of place; cut to Vanessa hiding)
Vanessa: Dammit there’s literally nowhere to hide!
Waluigi: WAH! 50 seconds left!
Vanessa: DAMMIT!
(Cut to Bot trying to hide)
Bot: I’m just going to turn on my chameleon feature.
(Cici licks Bot thinking he’s part of the wall)
Bot: Cici can I please ask you what’s going on?
(Inside Cici’s head)
Cici 1: Hey guys should we have flipped this switch?
Cici 2: No, probably not.
Cici 3: Well why did you flip it to begin with?
Cici 1: It looked cool.
Cici 4 You fucking idiots you turned off his mind. He hasn’t been in control since like a couple days ago.
Cici 2: Ohhhhhh.
(Cici 3 flips the switch back, cut to the real world)
Cici: Huh? Bot what’s going on?
Bot: Oh, you’re back. Hide!
Waluigi: READY OR NOT HERE I COME!
Purps: DAMMIT!
Waluigi: Purps you already lost why didn’t you move?
Purps: I didn’t feel like it.
Waluigi: WAH! Well you lose. Dan I can see you!
Dan: Goddammit!
(Dan is “hiding” next to a lamp)
Waluigi: Almost as nada hiding spot as Purps. Well time to go upstairs!
(Waluigi walks upstairs and instantly finds Vanessa, who is just standing in a hallway)
Waluigi: Vanessa you get an award for the single worst hiding spot.
Vanessa: Gee, thanks.
Waluigi: WAH! Three out of the nine of you are out!
Purps: Ouch.
Waluigi: I’M GONNA GET YOU!
(Somebody sneezes)
Waluigi: (kicks over flower pot) FOUND YOU IMAGE!
Image: Come on!
Waluigi: My senses indicate that Cici is hidden.
Purps: What senses you just haven’t found him yet.
Waluigi: Shut up! WAH!
(Waluigi finds Cici standing next to an odd patch of wall that is slightly off colored from the rest; how weird)
Waluigi: WAH! Cici, you’re out. We’re down to Bot, Crazy, Jasbre, and Joey.
Waluigi: Speaking of Crazy, I see him now trying to be sneaky.
Crazy: o my god.
Waluigi: NONE OF THAT ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Purps: Wait wh-
Waluigi: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Also, I see Joey.
Joey: What? DAMMIT NOT ME TOO!
Waluigi: See, I’m just that good. 
Joey: I guess so.
Waluigi: Well Bot and Jasbre are both exceptionally great hiders, but I will find them eventually. 
Bot: No you won’t.
Waluigi: WAH! WHO SAID THAT?!
Bot: Just me.
Waluigi: WHERE ARE YOU?!
(Waluigi punches the wall and hits Bot)
Waluigi: OH FUCK, I BROKE THE CONTRACT! WAHHHHH!
Bot: I’M SUING YOUR ASS GODDAMMIT!
Jasbre: (comes out of hiding) I win!
Waluigi: Yes you do.
(Cut to a Jasbre confessional)
Jasbre: This is nice, I have a free pass to the final eight. 
(Cut to Purps and Crazy talking)
Crazy: So who are you voting?
Purps: I dunno man. Maybe Dan?
(Purps confessional)
Purps: Crazy can’t even tell I’m lying to him. He’s gone.
(Cut to Jasbre and Vanessa talking)
Vanessa: So what’s up?
Jasbre: Nothing.
Vanessa: Okay then.
(Joe confessional)
Joey: I don’t know what’s going on but I’m pretty sure we have to vote Crazy off. Or Dan was saying we should. 
(Dan and Joey talking)
Dan: Yeah so I’m not trying to sound bossy, but voting Crazy would be in our best interest.
Joey: That sounds very bossy. 
Dan: Sorry. Please vote Crazy?
Joey: Well you said please soooo okay!
(Cut to the elimination ceremony)
Alex: Alright people go vote.
(Crazy voting)
Crazy: I’m very nervous about this one.
(Dan voting)
Dan: Why does this episode feel shorter than usual?
(Image voting)
Image: Yes.
(Cut back to the ceremony)
Alex: Alright here’s who’s safe. Jasbre, Bot, Cici.
Cici: Nice.
Alex: Vanessa, Image, Joey.
Image: Oh okay. 
Alex: Now we’re down to our final three. One of you got no votes, and that was Purps.
Purps: Oh yeah.
Alex: Good for you. Dan, Crazy, once again it’s you two in the bottom. 
Crazy: Seriously guts?
Alex: Neither of you really have good reason to stay. Dan’s been like being a big target for a while, and so has Crazy. It was really only a matter of time before you both ended up down here.
Waluigi: WAH! GET ON WITH IT DAMMIT!
Alex: Dan is safe.
Crazy: BULLSHIT!
Waluigi: Crazy, your time is finally up.
(Crazy punches Waluigi)
Crazy: O my god I didn’t mean-
Waluigi: WAH!
(Waluigi beats the ever loving shit out of Crazy and drags him off to the lounge of losers)
Alex: And now we’re down to our final eight. See you guys at the next challenge!
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