The "Rock Pikmin Rant" Incident

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On 11/14/2023, Rock Pikmin began ranting about the state of Youtube shorts, as well as rambling about the state of Youtube kids. This incident started at around 3:40 PM EST (exact time unknown). The rant was sent over four messages, each one met with more insanity and chaos from other members. Every time a new message from Rock Pikmin was sent, members would save, repost and spam the chat with it leading to some members like Cereal Guy being timed out for a few minutes as a joke. 
== The entire rant ==
Note: The rant contained several instances of the R-slur and also brought up tragedies. For this reason the rant is censored here.
"SKIBIDI TOILET WAS CRINGE ENOUGH? BUT SKIBIDI TOILET R34/PORN IS WHERE I CROSS THE LINE. YOU CAN'T BE TELLING ME THAT A LITERAL TV ON A FEMALE BODY IS HOW?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU EVEN? IT'S A LITERAL FICTIONAL CHARACTER, FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AREN'T REAL. AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ISN'T REAL? YOUR DAD, THATS WHAT. I COULD BE SITTING HERE ALL DAY TALKING ABOUT THE GREATNESS OF LIFE AND ITS POSSIBILITIES, BUT YOU RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE WITH YOUR HORNY ASS. YOU SHOULD BE DISAPPOINTED IN YOURSELF. I WOULDN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE FOR YOUR VETERANS, WHO ARE WATCHING YOUR LIFE, TO THINK OF WHEN  YOU START SIMPING OVER FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. JUST STOP AND GO TOUCH GRASS FOR ONCE. YOU'RE ONE OF 30 THINGS THAT RUIN THIS GENERATION. THAT ALSO INCLUDES SMURF CAT, NAPOLEON, YOUTUBE KIDS, ETC. YOU RUINED THIS GENERATION FOR ALL OF US. ALL BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T HANDLE IT OVER A STUPID CHARACTER, MADE BY A STUPID CREATOR, ESPECIALLY ON YOUTUBE. YOU HAVE ALSO RUINED YOUTUBE, AND YES, YOUTUBE RUINED ITSELF, BUT YOU RUINED IT MORE. TIKTOK IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE YOU RUINED, BECAUSE YOU ARE ALWAYS MAKING THE MOST HARMFUL CHALLENGES KNOWN TO MAN, LIKE THE MILK CRATE CHALLENGE, OR THE BLACKOUT CHALLENGE, THOSE THINGS CAN KILL YOU. JUST STOP, PLEASE, JUST GO OUTSIDE FOR ONCE. I CAN'T STAND THIS GENERATION WITHOUT THE ------- WHO RUIN IT. AND FUCK DAFUQBOOM, HE IS A ------- FOR MAKING IT AS WELL. BUT WE RUINED IT MORE, BECAUSE KIDS CHANNELS ARE ALWAYS LIKE "hmm, how do we make this generation worse to the point it will cause people to commit suicide?", NO ONES LAUGHING TO YOUR STUPID SHIT. NO ONE CAN AGREE ON **ANYTHING** NO MORE. EVERYTIME I WOULD WANT TO DO SOMETHING, JUST STOP PLEASE, DON'T RUIN IT MORE."
"WE ALREADY HAVE HAD ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH FOR THIS GENERATION; THE PANDEMIC, THE SHORTAGES OF MATERIALS, ETC. BUT YOU MAKING IT WORSE IS LIKE MAKING ME LIVE IN NORTH KOREA, BUT INSTEAD OF SUFFERING, ITS FUCKING TORTURE. I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I HAD TO BE TAXED "ohio grimace shake dollars" . KIDS CAN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING NEW THESE DAYS, THEY ALWAYS STICK WITH THE NEW CONTENT CREATOR, MEME, THING, WHATEVER, BUT IF YOU MAKE R34 OUT OF A NEW THING, YOU ARE FUCKING WEIRD, LIKE SKIBIDI TOILET. MULTIPLE PEOPLE HAVE RUINED THE GENERATION FOR US, BUT THATS ONLY HALF OF THE 30 REASONS WHY THIS GENERATION SUCKS. I FUCKING HATE THIS GENERATION, I JUST WANNA BE IN THE MID GEN Z, BACK TO IT'S GLORY DAY, WHERE YOUTUBE DIDN'T EXIST, AND LIFE WAS SIMPLE (Not including ----), BUT NOOOO, I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS GENERATION NOW, and I'm not saying it's your guys fault, BUT IT'S MOSTLY YOUR FAULT TOO. YOU SPAMMING THE MOST UNFUNNY MEMES IN CHAT IS PROBABLY ENOUGH FOR ME, BUT WHEN OTHER PEOPLE DO IT TOO, THATS WHEN IT STARTS GETTING ANNOYING. I JUST CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE. I WANT GOD TO SEND ME BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF GEN Z OR SOMETHING, AND NOT BE HERE. I DON'T WANNA BE HERE. I WANT TO LIVE A HAPPY LIFE, AND BE GRATEFUL I EXIST, AND NOT BE LIKE, "brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes 🤣🤣🤣" I WANT TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE. STOP MAKING ME LIVE IN THIS GENERATION, I DON'T WANNA BE HERE."
"WE WON'T LET THE GENERATION BRAINWASH US, WE DON'T WANNA BE ANNOYED FOR LIFE, WE DON'T WANNA BE CRINGE, WE JUST WANT TO LIVE A HAPPY LIFE IN PEACE? BUT NOOO, 2020 **CHANGED** US, AND RUINED IT FOR US ALL. PEOPLE JUST NEED TO STOP BELIEVING IN THE MOST STUPID SHIT NOWADAYS, BECAUSE ITS JUST GETTING TIRING. SKIBIDI TOILET, SMURF CAT, OHIO, GRIMACE SHAKE, AND MORE UNFUNNY ASS MEMES CAN'T BRAINWASH US. WE WANT TO BE IN THE GENERATION THAT WE DESERVE. THE GENERATION THAT WE WANTED TO LIVE IN. WE WANTED TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE IN BLISS RIGHT? YES, WE DID, BUT NOW THAT OPPORTUNITY'S GONE, THANKS TO OUR KIDS IN THE NEXT GENERATION. I, AND YOU GUYS TOO, CAN'T STAND MEMES. WE WANTED MORE PEACE, BUT 2020, LIKE A SAID BEFORE, CHANGED OUR LIVES FOREVER, AND NOW THE WORLD SUCKS. MORE PEOPLE ARE DYING, MORE GLOBAL WARMING, AND MORE UNFUNNY MEMES AFFECTED GEN X, OUR GENERATION. JUST TAKE A BREAK FOR ONCE PLEASE? THATS ALL I WANT. I WANTED THE GENERATION TO BE NORMAL, AND I BET YOUR GRANDPARENTS AND FURTHER GRANDPARENTS WANTED US TO HAVE A GREAT GENERATION TOO RIGHT, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE WRONG FOR THOSE **WHO SERVED IN THE WARS** TO SEE US ON OUR COUCH SPAMMING UWU. I JUST WANT US TO LIVE A HAPPY LIFE, AND NOT BE IN PURGATORY HELL FOREVER. GOD IS PROBABLY EVEN QUIT HIS JOB THANKS TO THE RIDICULOUSNESS OF THE GENERATION WE ARE. PLEASE JUST LET US LIVE A NORMAL LIFE, HAVE WHAT OUR ANCESTORS WANTED TO. JUST TAKE A BREAK FOR ONCE, AND GO OUTSIDE."
"AND MODS CAN BAN ME ALL THEY WANT, BUT I AM TELLING THE TRUTH. I KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT. THE NEXT ONE WILL SUCK, AND THE GENERATION WILL TOO, UNTIL WE CAN'T HANDLE IT AND WE KILL OURSELVES. WE JUST WANT ANOTHER GENERATION. THINK ABOUT WHAT JESUS WANTED, HE SACRIFICED HIS FUCKING LIFE FOR YOU, AND YOU'RE OUT HERE SAYING THAT HE'S BAD. I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT. STOP FUCKING UP OUR GENERATION. DO WHAT OUR ANCESTORS WANTED TO HAVE, PEACE AND A HAPPY LIFE.
Ok I'm done ranting."
== Other Quotes from the incident ==
"@Rock Pikmin your doing a lot of work for something im going to delete" - i_like_code
"FORGED FROM THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF 1984 🗣🗣🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️" - ODarkLordHeComin
== Aftermath ==
The original messages sent by Rock Pikmin were deleted, but many reposts exist including the one on this wiki. People started making gif memes out of the rant, Rock Pikmin then started complaining about the current state of Netflix, without the same use of long messages. 
== Trivia ==
* Rock Pikmin says that he desires a normal life where he doesn't say "brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes 🤣🤣🤣". However, Rock Pikmin is known to say things like this, for example "smelly fart s agabajagjahahajjhajh pickles skibidi dop dop dop yess"
* Napoleon died over two centuries ago. He is not responsible for ruining this generation. 
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