LU 123 - Dr. Thornberry 31

I went by Spawn today to check and restock my shop. But as I was passing by the information billboard, I noticed a slot for newspapers. I assumed it was for the recent interview and took one.
I opened and read it after I got a bit aways from Spawn. But... this isn't anything like the interview I did...
Vice did indeed get kidnapped. He's experiencing Stockholm Syndrome.
How many times do I have to tell them it's not Stockholm Syndrome. If it was, Frezz wouldn't care about me. He came back for me for a reason. Plus, he can't be using me because we're so far away. There's nothing to use me for. Everyone in this town is delusional.
"Next, here's our announcement from out mayor Space!"
Okay...
"Due to personal reasons, Vice Thornberry will be tempotarily stepping down from his position as mayor... This is your current and only mayor Space Bean, signing off."
WHAT.
I NEVER DISCUSSED ANY OF THIS WITH HIM OR ANYONE!
...
Not mayor anymore? What does he mean...? Is it because I left him? What a sensitive prick. He must be projecting because his family and loved ones are all gone. I couldn't care less. In fact I'm glad. Koratai probably ran away like I did. At least I have someone who cares about me.
Enough about feelings though. Space will not get away with this. I can't go down like this in the town. Just you wait.