蓝翔快书 (Lánxiáng Kuàishū)

==Background==
"Lánxiáng Kuàishū" is an original song by ilem featuring Luo Tianyi and YANHE. They are doing a Kuaiban or Kuaishu that jokes about various memes of bilibili and the advantages of the .
This song exceeded 100,000 views on bilibili. It was deleted off of bilibili in June 2021.
==Lyrics==
Chinese (中文歌词) 	Pinyin (拼音)
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
挖掘机 满地跑 	wajueji mandi pao
你这个问题问得好 	ni zheige wenti wen de hao
打着灯笼到处找 	dazhe denglong daochu zhao
听我来给你表一表 	ting wo lai gei ni biao yi biao
挖掘机 哪家强 	wajueji na jia qiang
中国山东你找蓝翔 	Zhongguo Shandong ni zhao Lanxiang
泰山高 是黄河长 	Taishan gao shi Huanghe Chang
那蓝翔技校放光芒 	na Lanxiang jixiao fang guangmang
 	
挺清楚 看明白 	ting qingchu kan mingbai
蓝翔技校你不白来 	Lanxiang jixiao ni bu bai lai
中国山东一声吼 	Zhongguo Shandong yisheng hou
劈了啪啦就降人才 	pilepala jiu jiang rencai
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
赶超北大 不让清华 	gan chao Beida bu rang Qinghua
那个气得哈佛牛津满街爬 	nage qi de Hafo Niujin man jie pa
问我们为啥这么吊 	wen women wei sha zheme diao
我有技术 	wo you jishu
我自豪 	wo zihao
 	
你还在教室死学习 	ni hai zai jiaoshi si xuexi
做题做题再做题 	zuo ti zuo ti zai zuo ti
考上大学 还是没工作 	kao shang daxue haishi mei gongzuo
你不如赶紧学学挖掘机 	ni buru ganjin xue xue wajueji
来蓝翔 前途真灿烂 	lai Lanxiang qiantu zhen canlan
你不愁今后没钱赚 	ni bu chou jinhou mei qian zhuan
一个月工资两三万 	yige yue gongzi liang san wan
还给桶方便面 	hai gei tong fangbianmian
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
说了半天 蓝翔技校 	shuole bantian Lanxiang jixiao
我们哥俩口干又舌燥 	women ge liang kou gan you she zao
说归说 闹归闹 	shuo gui shuo nao gui nao
你还不赶紧去报到 	ni hai bu ganjin qu baodao
联系电话是多少 	lianxi dianhua shi duoshao
我也不知道 不知道 	wo ye bu zhidao bu zhidao
 	
 	
啊 	a
 	
哦 这 可能UP主这孙子又没按时吃药吧 	ó zhèi kěnéng UP zhǔ zhè sūnzi yòu méi ànshí chīyào ba
==External links==
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Category:Original songs
Category:Chinese songs
Category:Chinese duet songs
Category:Songs featuring Luo Tianyi
Category:Songs featuring YANHE