Math Quotes 4-19-21

Thank you, kids
Where’s Elisabeth Dunkle?
Yep, alright guys. Give me one second
I lost one, and I know she was here
She’s missing important stuff
I saw Elisabeth Dunkle here this morning and now she’s not in her seat
Alright, thank you. Bye!
Okay thank you
Decide your future 
A football star. What’s the percentage of being a football star?
Mrs. B. That sneaky lady. All right, thank you. Bye
One and fifty?
I’m not getting where the fifty comes in
I’m gonna change this task. Whatever.
Hold on. You find it? Okay, one sec.
Occupational therapist 
Okay, 13.3 percent of people in US
No, I put you on something else
I want you guys to tell me what percentage of Americans do these jobs
10% of Americans are welders?
That’s the voice of youth
Look it up, don’t say a lot. Don’t say an estimate 
Can you do robotics engineer for me, Helena?
So thirty five percent of Americans are dancers right now?
Robotics engineer.
YouTuber. I put somebody else on robotics
8.5?
No that’s participation, not getting paid
Okay, Mrs. Storms, can you sit with this boy?
No, your YouTubers
(Clears throat)
All right, imma send this to you
It’s a little off your percentage 
And the percentage is closer to eight. Where’d my pen go?
All right.
Would you be open to be in a dance studio?
Specifically music videos, or?
And where’s that? Can I watch it right now?
Okay.
Huh? You’re not, but. I just wanted some help with that.
Let’s see them
$20?
You’re not dancing. You’re just walking around
You need to know what it’s like in the real world
Yeah, cuz you’re not an adult, so you don’t know what it’s like
Stop it. Mind your own business
Actually I wanna know the education to get that job 
Hi
Good.
What’s your friend playing for?
Like at PennTech?
There is a minor football league, Rasheed
So that would be the MFL
Um, league dancers, what’s that?
You could do that, Rasheed. Dance for the minor football league.
Be surrounded by ladies all the time
Okay so, yes you can do the minor football league thing
Oh no honey, I’m asking about jobs
See what I mean?
What are your jobs?
You work at Walmart too? How’s that?
Well, I’m just saying. You were interested in both
No, don’t do it!
And how much do you make in the NFL Lucas?
Yeah.
So this is like on the old end of that, but
Did you say this number?
Okay
I also need you to do the robotics and the demo expert
What’s that?
We’re gonna stop there
See, yeah. Experience. You don’t have it. 
Which one did you just give me the 64 for?
Yeah, same thing.
What’s the starting salary? Look up the starting salary
fifty nine thousand?
What was the starting you said?
59?
That’s a nice tightly little salary
When you speak, and there’s no context to it, I don’t know what’s happening 
You sent him a text Rasheed? That’s pry the best
Uh I see. Thank you, Ian.
Did you attach a website to that?