The Thiccering

The Thiccering is a fanmade episode of Season 27 of South Park, the episode follows Cartman (with Kenny), as he trys finding a way to trap Wendy and bebe after they appeared grown up at school, and Stan and Kyle got too attached to them, Cartman ends up getting the Coon and Friends together, with Professor Chaos (Butters) and a shrunken down Cthulu filling in Toolshed and The Human Kite. 
== Plot ==
Cartman is at school talking with Kenny, telling him about this weird website called DeviantArt, where there's a bunch of fetish art, Kenny sees art of a sexy women and trys touching it's boobs, Cartman slaps Kenny, and they go outside, Wendy appears larger then the rest of the class and sounds older, Stan falls asleep, and Cartman yells around the playground, and Kenny draws a sign that says "Touch Wendy's Boobs" the two get detention, but are let go, Cartman and Kenny encounter Chef, who is somehow alive, and gives them Chocolate Salty Balls, he then takes Cartman and Kenny to the Pentagon, Chef then leaves to a cafe, General Deckter asks Cartman what is going on, and Cartman tells him about what happened at school, Cartman and Kenny turn into the Coon and Mysterion and call the rest of the Coon and Friends, Tolkien shows Cartman a video of Bebe being sexualized, the episode then cuts to Randy in the forest, as he starts cutting down trees, The Lorax then appears out of a tree, but Randy Ignores him, Ike is then seen watching Danger Mouse, where Danger Mouse gets mad at Penfold for stealing his cookies, Kyle turns it off, telling Ike that watching British shows is illegal for jews, and changes it to his old VHS of Rock-a-Doodle he had when he was 4.
Cartman, Kenny, and the Pentagon plan their battle cry to trap Wendy, Tolkien appears, and says "Why don't we just kill her in a car crash?" Cartman thinks it is a good idea.
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== Characters ==
=== Prominent Characters ===
* Cartman
* Kenny
* Wendy
=== Secondary Characters ===
* Tolkien
* Kyle
* Stan
* Randy
* The Lorax
* Chef
=== Minor ===
* Bebe
* Ike 
* Timmy 
* Craig
* Tweek
* Danger Mouse
* Penfold
== Trivia ==
* The title is a reference to the Lorax, and there are multiple Lorax references (mostly to the 2012 film), as Cartman does a cover of How Bad Can I Be, Randy has a subplot where he starts a business similar to the Once-Ler, and the Lorax even appears himself
* This episode is inspired by a DeviantArt post.
* Chef returns after being absent for many years, although he is played by an AI voice.