Annoying Orange: Time to Burn/Transcript

This is a transcript of Annoying Orange: Time to Burn
* Hot Sauce and Little Apple: Chug! (x5)
* Pear: Uh... guys?
* Hot Sauce: Oh, bro!
* Hot Sauce and Midget Apple: ["chug" chanting continues]
* Pear: Uh, guys, do you really think this is a good idea?
* [Orange spits out the bottle of hot sauce]
* Little Apple: Whoo-hoo!
* Orange: Ha-ha!
* Hot Sauce: Whuh... runnin' on empty over here!
* Orange: I know what you mean. I'm not feeling so "hot." [laughs, groans]
* Pear: Well, I'm not gonna say "I told you so," but... I told you so...
* [Orange starts breathing fire all over the kitchen]
* Pear: AAH, AAH, AAH, THERE'S SO MUCH FIRE! AAH!
* Little Apple: WHAT'S GOING ON?! [screaming]
* Pear: AAH, AAH, AAH, THERE'S SO MUCH FIRE!
* [the fire alarm sets off and it sprinkles water all over the kitchen]
* Little Apple: ORANGE, SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
* Orange: OH!
* [Orange quickly closes his mouth]
* [the fire in the kitchen stops]
* Pear: [coughs] Oh, is everyone... [coughs] Is everyone okay?
* Little Apple: [coughs, groans] Yeah! But I don't know about...
* Orange: [steaming up]
* Little Apple: ORANGE!
* Pear: What did I tell you? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!
* [Orange breathes fire, which causes him to blast out of the house and destroy the poles, car and building]
* Pear: Oh no, it's happening again! All right, people, battle stations! I need you to be professional!
* Little Apple: No sweat, Boba Fett!
* Pear: What? W-What now?
* Little Apple: I said, "No sweat, Boba Fett!"
* Pear: Umm... is that a new catchphrase?
* Little Apple: Umm... maybe.
* Pear: Whatever happened to "neato burrito"?! That was aces!
* Little Apple: Totally over it! That catchphrase was not catching on!
* Pear: Dude, you gotta give it a chance!
* Little Apple: Pear, I think I've got something!
* [cut to Marshmallow and her/his mother in the sky]
* Marshmallow: [sees Orange breathing fire] Oh, look, Mommy, it's a dragon! Yay!
* Pear: All right, let's get this catastrophe up on the big screen.
* [A large screen shows a city being terrorized by a giant snowman]
* Evil Snowman: [roars]
* Pear: Dude! That's the wrong catastrophe!
* Little Apple: Wait for it... wait for it...
* [Orange destroys the evil snowman]
* Pear: WHUH!
* Little Apple: WHOA! That was ho-ho-horrible!
* [Orange is shown breathing fire while flying through space]
* Pear: What the what?! Is he in space?!
* Little Apple: It gets worse! The radar's picking up a... UFO! [A UFO flies past Orange.]
* Pear and Little Apple: Unintentional flaming orange! [laugh. The screen then switches to the Broccoli Leader in the UFO.]
* Broccoli Leader: People of Earth!
* Pear and Little Apple: Huh?
* Broccoli Leader: Surrender your planet now... or be DESTROYED!
* [Orange destroys the UFO, killing the Broccoli Leader, and now begins to orbit the earth at rapid fire speed.]
* Little Apple: See you later, Darth Vader!
* Pear: Come on, that was totally a "neato burrito" moment.
* Little Apple: Oh, forget about the catchphrase! And look at these numbers!
* Pear: But... but at this rate, Orange could... TURN TIME BACKWARDS!
* Little Apple: Whoa! It's just like Superman: The Movie!
* Pear: Ah, dude, I love that sceeee... [everything slows down, and then fast forwards in reverse.]
* Orange: [yelling. The screen cuts to Orange still breathing fire in space. He then gets closer to the camera and then a explosion occurs.]
* [cut back to the kitchen, somewhat not damaged]
* Little Apple: What... what... what just happened?
* Hot Sauce: Chug! (x4)
* Pear: Same old, same old. Hot Sauce wants to party.
* Hot Sauce: In your mouth!
* Pear: Ew, gross.
* Little Apple: But... but... where's Orange?!
* Pear: Beats me. I haven't seen him since... FOREVER! [the screen goes back 65 million years back in B.C., where Orange has reversed time too far & has travelled back to the prehistoric era.]
* Dinosaur #1: So I says "Tyrannosaurus? You should meet my wife!"
* Dinosaurs: [chuckle]
* Orange: [yelling]
* Dinosaur #2: Hey! What is that? [They see Orange, who is resembling a meteor, who crashes near the dinosaurs and an explosion occurs, cut to Orange, who is now in the end screen.]
* Orange: Whoa! Now that's what I call a "haba-narrow" escape! [laughs] Hey, while you're here, you might as well leave a "comet" below! [laughs] Oh, I'm just making an "asteroid" of myself. [laughs]
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