Ristar 31.4: F.O.R.M.U.L.A. Scat

== Overview ==
Ristar 31.4: F.O.R.U.M.L.A. Scat is the 4th game in the ristar 31. series. it was developed by ubisoft before they became circle Makers. It is a rhythm game where you tap the buttons along to ristar’s brother watching you having sex. The game features a collection of songs by scatman john and his brother (roger sportsman) and his mom. The game was pulled from store shelves after they realized the game had ristar in it. Ristar was outlawed in the year 37 which was not the year but they thought it was because of printing error in the calenders.
a fatal mistake.
== Gameplay ==
youre trying to help ristar’s brother (Risar) conceive ristar’s uncle. the whole game takes place in a flashback so there is a lot of flashes and back mostly from risar. using the control stick and its many directions the player must perform coitus with risar’s fiance riar while risar watches. in later levels you will have to fight off dark ristar and his brother dak risar as they try to interrupt you because they want to engage you so you are their fiance. 
In even later levels you need to practice abstinence which is really hard. and you cant do it. the game is considered unbeatable though todd rodgers claimed the world record of 2.
reporter: just 2?
todd: what? you want me to drop it down to 1? -Todd Rogers
reporter: why do you attribute every sentence you say to yourself?
todd: ahahahaha idiot he looks at the camera -Todd Rogers
reporter: what
Todd: you know why they call me todd rod?
reporter: no
todd: its because i had my dick replaced with an aluminum rod due to my crippling erectile dysfunction
reporter: no one calls you todd rod
== Story ==
ristar: i wonder if i have an uncle
Risar: no but i can craft one for you
ristar: wow my brother that ive always had risar
risar: thats right its me
ristar: what is the recipe for uncle
risar: scat
ristar looks into the camera shocked
ristar: and what else
risar: formula, formula racing
ristar: how many formula racing
ristar: 1
(3 years later where ristar dies in a formula 1 crash)
ristar: oh no im dying in a formula 1 crash i should have heeded
dale earnhardt junior: yeah! heeded back home!
(flashback to the present)
Ristar: ah the present
risar: what its always the present
ristar: yeah! present for you! its my balls im present my balls to you!
risar: wait i forgot balls are needed for uncle
ristar: yeah they say i put the 1 in formula 1
(flash forward to 4 years later where risar dies in a  formula 1 crash)
risar: they told me i could never drive with no hands but here i am. dying with no hands. who thought?
(flashback to the present)
risar: ah that reminds of how will die
rir: im your uncle
ristar: oh yeah i forgot that i made an uncle in a flashback
ristar: i have 80 children one for each toe on my door
(flashback to making rir)
ristar: riar i want to have an uncle
riar: but you know why they call risar risar drivecar its cause he can drive a car and he has erectile dysfunction 
ristar: i dont
riar: i know ristar but risar can drivecar
risar: yes i can
ristar: well you know what they call me? ristar iscar
(ristar turns into a car)
riar: ok lets make uncle
(they go off to the bedroom but then from behind a bush that is there dark ristar and his brother dak risar is there)
dark ristar: my therapist said to cure my homosexual i need to have a 4-some
dak: well you know what i say about therapists, therepiss
dark ristar: “if nobody stops me im gonna engage in a 4some” he says to the sky
the sky answers back
dak risar: dark ristar are you sure you want to be in a foursome with me, dak risar your brother, and you light half, ristar, and you light half’s brother’s fiance, riar?
dark ristar: i have to to be accepted by society 
dak risar: ok lets makes ourselves known
(they both come out of the bush)
dark ristar: we’ve been behind this bush all along and now we’re gonna go in riar bush
ristar: thats a fuckng horrible joke
dak risar: yeah horrible like a fox
dark ristar: now we fox you
ristar: im going to have to fight you off in the future later but not now 
=== cutscene 2 ===
ristar: now i will have to fight you off
=== chapter 6 ===
riar: oh no i just read the bible and we cant have sex until we are married
ristar: oh no we never had sex right god? please?
god: i saw ya
ristar: ⚪️🎶cry all the time🎶
ristar: you what i think made you read the bible?
riar: what
ristar: because scatman john also known as john paul larkin was a pastor and he probably made you read the bible
riar: aw fuck we did listen to scatman john and his brother roger sportsman and his mother’s music when we were having sex
ristar: maybe we can have uncle with no sex
riar: like matthew 1:18-25
ristar: yes like that part
riar: abstinence 
ristar: ugh noooooo
=== Bad Ending ===
ristar: lets have sex
riar: ok
(they have sex)
ristar: dangit we had sex
riar: but maybe now we will have an uncle
ristar: no
(flash forward to the future)
ristar: then how did you?
rir: i was born
ristar: but thats impossible im a car
ending up to interpretation
=== Good Ending ===
the only proof of the existence of the good ending is from the word of todd rod rogers.
Todd: so basically what happens is that ristar becomes are car and then if you wiggle the stick in a way that only i know and you dont and is impossible to explain and incomprehensible for the human eye, you can not have sex. then what happens is you jump up and you jump down because you’re so happy at least thats what i did and then rir (only i know his name) is born and there are these 3 old guys who have hats that give you some things like ball. and then rir gets up and hes old like 26 old and he dies in a formula 2 crash but i dont remember that part
-Todd rod Rogers
todd: where is the president 
interviewer: why
todd: nevermind
== Trivia ==
* the rock said this was his favorite ristar game
* the stone said this was his least favorite thing ever
* todd said “yeah but can you win ristar 31.4” to hitler and it ended ww2
* this is the only ristar game where dark ristar goes to therapy 
* this game was outlawed in australia not for the graphic sex scenes but for its insistence of the existence of cars which are not real
* this ristar game was canonized by the catholic church in 2013
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