Lester

Lester Crest, also known as Toad Man and Lester the Molester, is a character in the Jilm Lore known for being a dumbass and getting The Badabing Club deals in bank robbing and various money making schemes. His most defining traits are his grating nasally voice, his broken walk, his rotund form and his incredibly small uncooked-shrimp like penis. He is the uncle of Sufferthorn and it is from him that Sufferthorn gets his seemingly random wealth.
His penis, much like a frogs, always smells of sour curdled cheese and drips with shmegma due to him not being circumcised. Now him being uncircumcised would be fine except that this is Lester. Due to his lack of hygiene there is always shmegma leaking out of his penis, often dropping to the floor in chunks when he moves about his decrepit home, as he frequently doesn't wear clothes. His government supplied section eight house's carpets are thus caked in pools of dried chunky Lester batter, making his whole home smell of sour curdled cheese and dead fish.
His foreskin is freakishly inflamed and almost closed shut due to his lack of regular cleaning, and the only reason he can urinate or have chunks of shmegma fall out is his habit of prying it open with foreign instruments like pens or pencils. This being The Jilm Wiki, you may expect me to post images of this, but I will refrain as its too fucking horrifying for even this wiki to see.
He also whacks it to scat incest loli hentai, as well as a habit in which he gets completely naked and lathers himself in excessive amounts of olive oil. He then puts an apple in his mouth and presents himself on a serving tray like a hog being served, all while calling himself a "fat oiled up ole piggy".
Category:Minor Characters
Category:Rapist
Category:Deceased