The Holy Jesus Ninjas

The Holy Jesus Ninjas are those who have pledged their allegiance to the almighty Jesus Christ and are his most skilled defenders. They are the main characters of The Girls..
== Biography ==
=== Origins ===
This alliance began on Christmas, after qwertybear97531 had been killed by Nathan on December 17 of 2020 AD. After all of the wrongs he had done in his life, Bear was rejected to travel to Heaven but was given a proposition: if he pledged his allegiance to Jesus Christ, he could return to Earth and right his wrongs, and at the end of his life he could be allowed into the Promised Land. After recruiting WildStar187, they agreed to do just that. 
=== Jesus Saga ===
==== Drip Arc ====
After no training at all, the duo acquired the drip. The headquarters of the Ninjas was set up and the untrustworthy Piltress and Tori were invited to become apprentices even though they were affiliated with The Boys. After this, Bear's sister, Bunny, was accepted into the ninja squad. Later, Pi took the Ninja Exams and barely passed, becoming a real Jesus Ninja. 
==== Best Friend Arc ====
After countless episodes of filler, Bear and Wild's friendship began to deteriorate. Bear began to constantly ignore Wild, much to the annoyance of the latter. Eventually Wild called him out and Bear apologized. However, only a few days later, Bear once again betrayed Wild by changing his matching profile picture and insulting the Warrior Cats (and Wild). Bear then declared a random filler character (Yse) as his best friend. Bear even said that if he were to give Con a price, she would be at least ten million dollars while Wild would have a price of zero cents. Later, Bear even rejected gaming with Wild for Yse, ruining their friendship even more. Eventually they made up.
== Team Members ==
=== Primary Members ===
* qwertybear97531 (Bear) - The first member of the holy squad. Will eat your poo and call you a doo-doo-head.
* WildStar187 (Wild) - The second. Will agree and fart in your mouth.
*bunnybutts975311 (Bunny) - The third member. She is the apprentice sidekick of her brother Bear.
*Piltress (Pi) - The fourth. Potential backstabber.
*grier6933 (Tori) - The fifth ninja. Slow 🤡.
=== Allies ===
* Jesus Christ - The Guardian of the Earth. Enough said.
* God - The father of Jesus Christ and the God of All.
* The Holy Spirit - Yes.
=== Enemies ===
*The Satan Samurai - Those who oppose the beliefs of this Holy Allegiance.
*The Boys - The group that Bear and Wild previously belonged to.
== Trivia ==
* Their alternative name is the Christ Crew.
*Before Pi joined their theme was The Best Trio.