The Brave Little Toaster/Transcript

* (Our story begins in an old countryside cottage, which seems abandoned for years and its only inhabitants were a few appliances. We see a toaster with a perfect reflection of the morning sun rising up and then under the stairs closet is a big vacuum and then up the stairs, we go to the little boy's room where we see a picture of a young boy next to a smart red radio, but all of a sudden......)
* Radio: (turns on) Good morning, good morning, good morning! That was a billion and one strings playing one of your all-time favorite tunes! At the top of the news this morning, there's monkey business in Utah. Oh, but seriously, now it seems like a band of renegade chimpanzees have taken a Pulitzer prize-winning poet Lester Charles and on demanding...
* Lampy's Voice: Hey, what's the big idea? I'm attempting to get some sleep!
* Radio: Look, buddy. I'm doing a broadcast, do you mind?
* (Then a light hits the radio)
* Radio: WHOA!! Not in the face, pal! Now let me see, uh...oh, yes, the chimps are protesting......
* (Then a small brown lamp jumps on the bed to the radio)
* Lampy: I have a good mind to reset your alarm! PERMANENTLY!!
* Radio: Sorry, folks. We seem to be experiencing a little technical difficulty, but I'm sure it's nothing we can't HANDLE!! (Does more radio gibberish until the lamp shuts him off)
* Lampy: Whew, can't even hear your own thoughts around here with the racket around here.
* (Then the radio shoots up and pushes the lamp right off the bed)
* Lampy: HOLY MOTHER OF EDISON! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! YOU MIGHT HAVE BROKEN MY BULB!!
* Radio: (turns on) I'm thinking you think too much, pal. What we need is some wake-up music!
* (Then the radio starts singing on a small yellow electric blanket until the radio falls off, almost hitting the lamp and causing a huge thud to be heard downstairs where we see a huge gray air conditioner. He turns his switches to "On" and "Cool" and then he coughs out a small piece of dust and in an instant, it falls on the floor. The vacuum awakens and starts cleaning the floor and screen at the same time. He leaves grinning and in the kitchen, we see the toaster awakening with steam coming from up top and then BURST!! Nothing comes out, but he hears the commotion going downstairs. He unplugs himself and goes down, using a broom and putting it back in place. Meanwhile, the lamp and the radio are yet arguing. Then the blanket follows them and the vacuum is just annoyed, but the toaster is interested. Then the lamp hits the wall as he is trying to get to the radio)
* Toaster: (chuckling)
* (Then the lamp has the radio cornered, but the blanket slides down and is heading toward the lamp and the radio, but the battle continues where the toaster lets the vacuum pass)
* Kirby: (getting the blanket stuck in his sucker) OH, WHOA! OH, DEAR!! WHAT?!
* (This makes the battle eventually stop)
* Lampy: Hey, what's going on? What's going on? Who turned out the lights?
* Toaster: Good morning, everyone.
* Blanky: Good morning, Toaster.
* Radio: Hey, slots!
* Lampy: Salutations.
* Kirby: (muffled speaking)
* (Then the lamp and the radio pull the blanket out of the vacuum and Toaster puts him upright again)
* Kirby: Ah, thanks.
* Radio: Then what's in our lineup today?
* Lampy; What are our instructions?
* Kirby: What do you mean what are we gonna do today? The same fact we've done for the last 2,000 days! CHORES!!
* Blanky: Chores?
* Toaster: It'll be fun!
* Radio: Fun? Say, I'm always up for some fun! Listen to this, it's a broadcast from Emmett's field and it's the top of the ninth...
* Lampy: I don't understand how chores could be fun.
* Kirby: Not supposed to be fun, it's WORK!!
* Blanky: I don't like to work without the Master.
* Toaster: Well, alright, if you guys don't want to work, why don't we play a game?
* Radio: A game?! What sort of a game?
* Lampy: What are the rules?
* Toaster: There's only one rule; you can't stop until the house is cleaned.
* Appliances: Boo!
* (Then Toaster whispers something to the radio)
* Radio: Got you now! Leave it to me!
* (Then Toaster bursts the radio up on the stair rails)
* Radio: Hang onto your hats, you devil dogs! Because the master of Bebop blaster of all time is gonna give you a SOUL INJECTION!! (sings) Wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop-bam-boo. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. A-wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop-bam-boo.
* (Then the appliances start work. Lampy and Blanky look between the books. Blanky takes out a cobweb and shakes it off, making Lampy laugh)
* Radio: (singing) I have a gal named Sue, she knows just what to do. I have a gal named Sue, she knows just what to do. She rocks to the east, she rocks to the west, but she's the gal that I love best. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. WHOO!! Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Trutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Trutti frutti, oh, Rudy. A-wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop-bam-boo.
* (As the couch is almost flattened, Kirby and Radio are dancing on the couch. Then Blanky and Toaster are cleaning the windows)
* Radio: (singing) I have a gal named Daisy, she almost drives me crazy. I have a gal named Daisy, she almost drives me crazy. She knows how to love me, yes, indeed. Boy, you don't know what she's doing to me. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. WHOO!! Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. A-wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop-bam-boo. YOW!!
* (Then Kirby dances secretly until Lampy pulls up and Kirby leaves)
* Radio: (singing) OHH!! Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. WHOO!! Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. A-wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop-bam-boo!
* (Then the four appliances dances and then Blanky just spaces out. Toaster notices this)
* Toaster: HEY! HEY!! Csendes! SILENCE!!! It's the blanket!
* (Then the others stop suddenly)
* Blanky: (silently) A car...
* Toaster: A CAR?!
* Appliances: A CAR!!
* (Then the appliances set up a tower going to the attic)
* Radio: Alright, fellas, easy now. A little to the left, whoa, careful now.
* Blanky: I'm gonna fall.
* Kirby: Keep climbing! And you, get that light outta my eyes!
* (Lampy turns off the light and Blanky continues up to the attic, but he looks out the boarded up oval window and sees the car coming down the road)
* Toaster: Can you see?
* Lampy: Is it him? Is it him?
* Radio: Any news? I'm dying down here!
* Toaster: Is it the master? Is it the master? (Echoes)
* Blanky: It's him, he's back!
* (Then he dreams that he and the master are together again)
* Blanky: It's the master!
* (Then he flies down the stairs and the door opens)
* Young Rob: Blanky!
* Blanky: Master!
* Young Rob: Blanky!
* (Then just as they are about to hug, he disappears and the car he thinks it is drove past, making the poor blanket lament)
* Lampy: Well, was it him?
* (Toaster frowns at him)
* Lampy: Well, I'm just curious, whether or not, it was him. I hate being left in the dark, you know? (sees Blanky coming back down) I guess we can assume that it wasn't him, right?
* Toaster: Let's get back to work!
* (Then the appliances put everything back)
* Radio: I'm sorry for that little interruption, folks, we'll return to our regularly scheduled program at this time.
* (Then Blanky comes back, holding the picture of his master and he weeps)
* Blanky: Whaa-haa-haa.
* Kirby: OHH, CRY, CRY! WEEP, LAMENT AND SOB!! IT'S DISGUSTING!!! EVERY TIME I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!! EVERY SINGLE---- Give me that foolish picture! (tries to vacuum it away from him)
* Blanky: NO, NO!!
* Toaster: I just put it away!
* Kirby: In the garbage!
* Blanky: No, you can't!
* Kirby: Wimp!
* Toaster: LET GO!!
* Kirby: He's not coming back any matter!
* Lampy: He might, but the fact is there's just not enough facts.
* Radio: (does wrestling announcing, but Lampy turns him off again)
* (Then they all pull the picture, making it go up high and it shatters)
* Appliances: (gasping)
* Kirby: Oh, dear.
* (Then they all look at the picture of their master. Then all of a sudden, gusts of wind appear, along with laughing all coming from the air conditioner)
* Toaster: What are you laughing at?
* Air Conditioner: (stops laughing) Absolutely nothing, nothing at all.
* Lampy: I think he was laughing at us.
* Air Conditioner: You know something, you're a real bright little lamp.
* Lampy: Oh, thanks! (sees Toaster frowning) Hey!
* Air Conditioner: You guys really have an attachment for that boy, don't you?
* Blanky: Yes, he was our master.
* Air Conditioner: Well, that's real nice and any day now, he might come romping back, right? Just come whistling right back in through that door and everything will be the same, real keen-peachy-like.
* Blanky: Uh-huh!
* Lampy: It's a possibility.
* Toaster: Well, at least we try to be optimistic.
* Air Conditioner: Optimistic?! Somebody untie the knot in this guy's cord!
* Kirby: Why don't you just shut off?!
* Air Conditioner: Hey, I'm real frightened, Kirby, what are you gonna do? Suck me to death?
* Kirby: HUH!!
* Air Conditioner: What is this with you guys, anyhow? You just came off the assembly line, now get this through your chrome. We've been dumped, abandoned!
* Blanky: But he loved us.
* Radio: That's right.
* Air Conditioner: Well, what? He's a boy, he has a family. They move away, he moves away. It's a package deal.
* Toaster: But perhaps they're all-----
* Air Conditioner: He's not coming back! Pure and simple.
* Kirby: Oh, yes! Did you speak to him recently or something? They could drive up any second.
* Blanky: You really think so?
* Kirby: I'm not speaking to you!
* Air Conditioner: The entire bunch of you have a combined wattage of five, perhaps less, it's been years! It's scrap metal time!
* Toaster: Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope!
* Air Conditioner: That's real touching, Toaster. You're gonna get me bawling like a baby anytime now.
* Toaster: I think you're jealous!
* Air Conditioner: Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits.
* Lampy: Dim?
* Toaster: Yes, because the master never played with you.
* Kirby: BECAUSE YOU'RE STUCK IN A WALL!!
* (Then the air conditioner begins to splutter cold air)
* Air Conditioner: Well, it's back to that foolish static again, you think I don't know what's going on in here? I know what goes on in this cottage, it's a conspiracy, and everyone one of you low watts is in on it. Just because you can move around, you think you're better than I am? I'M NOT AN INVALID! I WAS DESIGNED TO STICK IN A WALL!! I LIKE BEING STUCK IN THIS FOOLISH WALL!!! I CAN'T HELP IT IF THE BOY WAS TOO SHORT TO REACH MY DIALS!!!!
* Toaster: We didn't mean it, really!
* Air Conditioner: It's my functioooooOOOON!!!!
* Toaster: No, please, wait!
* Kirby: HE'S GONNA BLOW!!
* Toaster: YANK THE CORDS!!
* Kirby: THE FUSE!!
* Lampy and Radio: IN HERE! HIDE!!
* Air Conditioner: (overheats and explodes)
* (Then the appliances take a look and they see me covered in black soot)
* Blanky: Poor Air Conditioner.
* Toaster: I didn't think he'd take it so hard.
* Kirby: Well, he was a jerk any matter.
* Lampy: (hearing something) Hey! Hey! What's that? What is this?
* Blanky: A car!
* Kirby: I don't want to hear another word about cars!
* Toaster: You said it!
* Radio: Sounds pretty close.
* Kirby: Just don't even start!
* Lampy: Sounds real close.
* (Then the appliances run to their spots and go back to playing possum. Then there are sounds of hammering. The appliances are curious, even I was then all of us and look out the window and see a guy hammering in a "For Sale" sign into the ground. And as he is done, Blanky leans over the window in mournful surprise)
* Radio: (humming Taps)
* Blanky: Wah, hah, hah!
* Lampy: (howl of despair)
* Toaster: STOP IT!! (Jumps on a box) We're going out to find him!
* Appliances: WHAT?!
* Kirby: What are you speaking about? What do you mean?
* Toaster: Exactly what I said, we're gonna go out and find the master!
* Blanky: To the city?
* Toaster: Yes! No matter what!
* Lampy: How exactly would you propose we're gonna do that exactly?
* Toaster: I...I don't know!
* Kirby: Oh, come off it! Be serious!
* Toaster: I am serious!
* Kirby: You're insane!
* Radio: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
* Toaster: What?
* Radio: Or perhaps it was a basset hound!
* Kirby: You're ALL insane!
* Radio: It was a news flash, I picked up yesterday about a dog! In an amazing show of loyalty and courage, a terrier named Grover traveled hundreds of miles to be reunited with his owner. Poor little critter was incidentally left behind on a fishing trip three weeks ago. I had to find his road across rugged mountain peaks and scorching deserts in order to get home. Little Grover turned out to be one spunky pup.
* Toaster: If a dog can do it, we can do it!
* Blanky: But a dog has legs!
* Toaster: Ahh, don't be a wet blanket.
* Lampy: Actually, legs would help, you know?
* Kirby: Brains wouldn't hurt either!
* Lampy: Lay off!
* Radio: Yes, pipe down, carpet breath!
* Toaster: Well, I'm going with or without you.
* Kirby: I say we stay! We'll have a new master anyhow as soon as someone buys the cottage.
* Blanky: But I don't want a new master, I want OUR master.
* Toaster: Well, how about the rest of you?
* Radio: You boys are gonna need a leader! Why alone you wouldn't last for five moments out there! I used to be a mountaineer, you see? And together, we can stand against the forces of nature!
* Lampy: Were you really a mountaineer?
* Radio: Sure! Ask anybody, ask Teddy Roosevelt. Why, we shot moose together on the Klondike.
* Lampy: Wow! Well, you know I was thinking, you guys will need somebody bright along as well!
* Toaster: Good idea!
* Radio: Listen to this! World War II, the Normandy invasion and who there, but Lampy to light the road!
* (Then the appliances look over to Kirby)
* Toaster: You know, I thought it'd be good to have somebody come along who's really...strong.
* Lampy: And loud.
* Blanky: And grumpy.
* Radio: And oblivious to reality!
* Toaster: (slaps the others/to Kirby) Well?
* Kirby: (rolls over to the appliances) I just know I'm gonna regret this.
* Appliances: (cheering)
* (Later...)
* Lampy: (takes out one fuse) Wow, this was our last fuse.
* Toaster: You see, good fact we're getting outta here.
* Radio: I've always loved travel anyhow. The open road, the smell of the wind in my face, the flies clogging up my grill!
* Kirby: Yes? Well, how are we gonna travel?
* Lampy: Hey, I have an idea! We can all pile on top of the bed, you know? And then Kirby can push us?
* (Later...)
* (Then the bed starts to fall on the stairs)
* (SMASH!!)
* Lampy: No, no, no, hey. What about the master's pogo stick?
* (Then all the appliances are piled on the pogo stick, jumping while I try to balance it, but they go out of control)
* (SMASH!!)
* Lampy: No, that's no good, hey! How about we're in a refrigerator on a skateboard and Kirby can pull?
* (Then Kirby is hitched onto the fridge, but the rope snaps and the fridge falls on me and Blanky freezes)
* Blanky: (chattering teeth)
* Lampy: No, no, no, hey!
* Radio: Shut up, shut up!
* Appliances: SHUT UP!!!!!
* Radio: Let somebody else try for a change.
* (Later...)
* Radio: Arise, Hassan. Arise, o magic carpet.
* (Then Toaster makes Blanky into a cape like Superman and tries to fly, but falls)
* (Then Toaster finds an office chair and it has wheels. Soon Kirby is pulling onto the chair with the other appliances riding on it, then BURST!! Kirby's plug unplugs)
* Toaster: We need a longer cord.
* Radio: Why, we need an alternate power source, I say!
* (Then Lampy and Toaster go into a room and Toaster lifts an old car battery, but he rewires it and sets it up on the office chair, but the appliances take a look at the front door)
* Toaster: I...I guess this is it.
* Kirby: Uh-huh.
* (Then Blanky takes a look at his picture of the master)
* Kirby: Hey, Blanket!
* Blanky: (hiding his picture) What?!
* Kirby: You ready to go, Blanket?
* Blanky: Yes, I'm ready.
* Toaster: Alright, Kirby.
* (Kirby starts his engine and then he opens the door and the appliances look in awe as we look over the countryside and our adventure begins)
* Kirby: Huh! Shag carpet!
* Radio: Why, look, Lampy, from here you can see the really big lamp!
* Lampy: Wow! I wonder where his switch is?
* (Then as Kirby picks up the pace)
* Lampy: We are pioneers! (Falls backwards) Whoa!
* Toaster: I can't see the road anymore. Are we going the right direction?
* Blanky: I don't think so.
* Radio: Why, you boys are gonna need a navigator!
* Lampy: Navigator?
* Radio: Why, sure, I'll just tune in on a radio signal from the city, you see? I can take you right there, lickety-split! (Dials to different signals until a pleasant tune plays) North by northwest, watch out for low-flying aircraft.
* (Then we continue on the road)
* Lampy: (steps on Blanky)
* Blanky: OW!!
* Toaster: What's wrong?
* Blanky: He stepped on me!
* Lampy: Did not!
* Blanky: Did as well!
* Lampy: Did not!
* Blanky and Kirby: Did as well!
* Lampy: Did not!
* Toaster: Hey, hey, hey, c'mon. How do you guys expect us to get there if you're fighting all the time?
* Blanky: You mean we're not there yet?
* Toaster: No, no, not yet. We have a long fashion to go.
* Kirby: (sighing) Oh, boy, you're warning me.
* (Then as Kirby continues on as the first song starts to play)
* Toaster: (sings) Life is like a journey on a road that's within, head says you should stay, but your heart says to begin. Then you go...
* Appliances: (singing) But you don't wanna go.
* Toaster: (singing) Any life worth living, isn't life just filled with ease? You just stay forgiving through the forest and the trees.
* Toaster and Lampy: (singing) And you'll go...just where you wanna go.
* Appliances: (singing) Time flies by in the city of light, time stands silent in the country.
* (Kirby sighs)
* Appliances: (singing) There's no time for a fuss and a fight, as we travel the land!
* Radio and Lampy: (singing) And I'd be satisfied just to be not denied.
* Toaster, Radio, Lampy and Blanky: (singing) To reside with some pride, while we ride, to the city, the city of light!
* Lampy: (singing) Light shines like a diamond in the city at night.
* Radio: (singing) If this diamond shines, you know that everything's alright.
* Kirby: (singing) But you know...we have a fashion to go.
* Blanky: (singing) Let us meet the master, we don't wanna make him wait.
* Blanky and Lampy: (singing) You just keep a-knocking, he will open up the gate.
* Appliances: (singing) To that city of light!
* Lampy: (singing) Master is a man with a plan I can understand.
* Toaster: (singing) Master is a man of great reflection.
* Radio: (singing) Master is a man who lays his hand across the land.
* Blanky: (singing) Master is a man of all affection!
* Appliances: (singing) Time flies by in the city of light, time stands silent in the country. There's no time for a fuss and a fight, as we travel the land!
* Radio and Lampy: (singing) And I'd be satisfied just to be not denied.
* Appliances: (singing) To reside with some pride, while I ride, to the city, the city of liiiiight!
* (Soon the appliances are in the wildest part of the countryside. There is a lot of sharp branches, but Kirby turns his switch to "Shag" and then he rolls right through the branches)
* Kirby: (coughing after going through the branches)
* Lampy: Hey, everybody! Look! A clearing!
* Kirby: Oh, great. Let's spread out the blanket and have a picnic.
* Blanky: But I'm complete with stickers!
* Kirby: Well, my bag's complete with thistles and sticks and who knows what else? Who's idea was it to come this fashion, any matter?
* Radio: Why, it was the lamp's, I warn you!
* Lampy: Oh, yes? Who's supposed to be the big shot navigator around here, Mr. Loudmouth? Mr. Big Loudmouth?
* Kirby: Yes!
* Toaster: Where are we, anyhow?
* Radio: Now, look here, fellas, just give me a second and I...whoa, listen to this! It's the top of the ninth, the bases are loaded, and...Pee-Wee Reese is at the plate! There's the pitch, and he connects! (he hits a rock, which bounces off everyone else) Oh, and it's a triple play!
* Toaster: Knock it off, you guys! We should all settle down, and try to get some sleep.
* (Later, all of us are getting set on our sleeping spots, Lampy is sleeping on a rock and Radio is making a circle in the dirt)
* Radio: This is my sleeping space, you see? And nobody crosses this line!
* Lampy: Yes, well, you'd better not awaken us at 6:00 as usual.
* Kirby: What are you complaining about? You didn't do any work today!
* Radio: Yes!
* (Then Blanky goes up to Lampy)
* Lampy: Go find your own place, fuzzball. (goes to sleep)
* (Then Blanky goes up to Radio's spot)
* Radio: WATCH IT! HEY, HEY!! WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND?! IT'S A LINE, AH, AH!!!
* Kirby: Good night! (Shuts his eyes)
* (Then Blanky goes up to Toaster and cuddles with him)
* Toaster: (pushes Blanky off) C'mon, I'm not the master. Go cuddle somewhere else. I'm trying to get some sleep. Now go ahead.
* (Then Blanky goes to sleep by himself)
* (In the morning, we are on our road again. Soon Blanky gets caught in some branches)
* Blanky: Help! Don't leave me!
* (Then we go back to help Blanky and then...)
* Blanky: Listen! Listen! What's that?
* (The sounds get louder)
* Toaster: Over there!
* (Then all of us follow the sounds)
* Blanky: Oh, look!
* (As the branches move out, the sounds get louder)
* Lampy: Light! I see light!
* (Then all five of us are amazed as we a beautiful field, complete with flowers, a pond and trees. Then we see frogs, dragonflies and all kinds of facts, but a frog's tongue hits Toaster. The frog takes his tongue off Toaster and the frog sees his own reflection. There is a ton of music everywhere)
* Radio: Why, that's the same riff I used if I was drumming for Cab Calloway like this! (Drums on Kirby)
* Kirby: Cut that out!
* (Then a fish jumps out)
* Fish: LA! LALALALALALA!!
* Frogs: (SPLASH!!)
* Blanky: (chuckling)
* (Then Blanky notices a couple of mice are all over him. He is happy and he hugs them. Meanwhile, a worm is tossed out of the branch by a red bird. Then all the frogs are after the same worm. Then the worm stops to see the bird. The bird grabs onto the worm, along with the fish. Then a drum roll is set as the fish lets go of the worm and the bird lets go of the worm)
* Fish: (singing)
* (The worm is in a bubble and he scurries off. Meanwhile, Toaster is being annoyed by the same frog)
* Frog: (blubbering like a moron to his reflection)
* Toaster: GET OUTTA HERE!!
* (Then three squirrels come in and look over their reflections on Toaster. Toaster is never this annoyed. Then he stops and hides behind a bush where a beautiful flower is and looks to see if the coast is clear, but the flower sees its reflection. Toaster turns to the flower swiftly and then the flower starts to move weirdly around him)
* Toaster: No, no, it's just a reflection. I'm not a flower.
* (The flower hugs Toaster and he runs from it. Then Toaster starts to feel bad about the flower. He looks and he sees the flower wilting off. Toaster goes back to the pond. He is feeling mournful for the poor flower. Meanwhile, back at the pond, the other appliances are having fun. Then Toaster comes in and then he sees Blanky getting pulled into a hole)
* Blanky: C'mon, help me! Help! They're hurting me!
* Toaster: Hey! You leave him alone!
* (Then Toaster pulls Blanky out of the hole, but Blanky gasps as he sees one of the mice gnawing on his picture of his master)
* Blanky: (takes his picture back) Stop this! Give me that! (To Toaster) He was chewing on the master. (puts his picture away)
* Toaster: Time to go!
* (Soon all the animals wave a farewell to us and all five of us are on the road again, but we come across a huge redwood forest)
* Toaster: Are you sure this is the right direction?
* Radio: Why, certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest.
* Lampy: In that case, we're certainly lost.
* Blanky: But there might be lions in there!
* Radio: And tigers and bears, oh, my!
* Lampy: He's such a baby! (Mocking) Wah-wah!
* (Then Toaster pushes Radio off from Blanky and he gives his friend a pet on the head. Soon all of us go deeper into the forest. It is dark and scary in there. Soon it is nighttime and it is even more dark and scarier, but Kirby starts to lose power)
* Toaster: What's the matter, Kirby?
* Kirby: Ooh, battery's running low! We should give it a rest. (to Lampy) Turn off that light!
* Lampy: (turns off himself)
* (Then something rustles)
* Blanky: Do we have to stop here?
* Toaster: Only for a while.
* Radio: Just long enough to lose our minds, we'll be cannibals within a few days, I've seen it happen.
* Kirby: Then you'd be the first to go, dial-face.
* Lampy: Hey, fellas! We can stay in here, look!
* (Then Lampy turns on his light and underneath him is a monstrous-looking tree. All of us gasp and run to hide for shelter)
* Lampy: What's the matter?
* Radio: Eaten alive, the poor sap!
* (Then Lampy turns his light on the tree)
* Lampy: (Gasping) WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!
* Radio: Oh, I thought you were a goner!
* Lampy: Ah, you wish!
* Toaster: You know, guys, we are gonna need some kind of shelter.
* Kirby: Yes, shelter from the likes of them!
* Radio: Come over here and say that chrome dome!
* Kirby: What?!
* Radio: Oh, I'm sorry about that, I'm meant to say "vacuuius vacuum."
* Kirby: (snarls)
* (Then Radio does more radio gibberish as he and Kirby battle, but Toaster tries to stop it)
* Lampy: Hey, look!
* (Then all of us see Blanky looking like a tent. Soon all of us are in the camping tent. Lampy's light is on and Radio is playing "Star-Spangled Banner")
* Radio: And that concludes our broadcast day, this is Lowe Winchell singing off. Good night, America, and all the ships at sea! (Shuts off)
* Toaster: (patting Blanky) Thanks.
* Blanky: Oh, that's alright. (yawns, but goes to sleep)
* (Then as Lampy is about to sleep, he sees that Toaster is giving Blanky a goodnight hug)
* Lampy: Well, uh...what's this fact with you and the blanket?
* Toaster: What fact?
* Lampy: You know, all of a sudden, you're being so darn nice to him all of a sudden.
* Toaster: Oh, that. Well, I was just thinking and I have this feeling that I should be nicer to him for a change. You know? And now, I feel better.
* Lampy: Well, that's weird.
* Toaster: What's weird about it?
* Lampy: I don't know. I mean, you were never this nice to him before. And now, all of a sudden, you're nice to him all the time and I don't know. I'm, uh...I'm just trying to understand, trying to figure out. You know, exactly what it all means.
* Toaster: Well, it's kinda hard to describe. It's like being next to a new loaf of bread. Huh. It's, uh...let's see. It's like a warm toasty feeling inside. Like a glow that just.....
* Lampy: A glow?
* Toaster: Yes!
* Lampy: I think I know what you're speaking about! It's like the feeling I get if I think about the master.
* Toaster: Yes, that's it.
* (Then a flashback from the past is seen where Lampy is with his master)
* Lampy: I remember the first time my bulb burned out.
* (Then Lampy's bulb turns off and his master takes the bulb out)
* Lampy: And I thought, THAT'S IT! IT'S OVER!! I'M BURNED OUT!!! 86TH TO THE SHOWERS!!!! But then, the master put in a brand-new bulb...and I just glowed.
* Toaster: Well, that's all there is to it.
* Lampy: That's very interesting...good night, slothead. (goes to sleep)
* Toaster: Good night. (yawns, but goes to sleep)
* (Then Toaster is having a dream that he is with his master and he is toasting some bread)
* Young Rob: (makes a face at Toaster) NYEH!!
* (Then some toaster bursts up and the master takes out one, but Toaster opens one eye and looks at his master as he puts some jam on it and eats it)
* Young Rob: (makes another face at Toaster and swallows the toast)
* (Then all of a sudden, black smoke begins to appear as it is coming from Toaster. The smoke forms three hands and it takes the master away and the door locks. Toaster can't believe what he sees and then out comes a huge frightening firefighting clown. He puts his head in front of Toaster)
* Clown: Run...
* (Then Toaster runs for his life as he could, but the clown takes out his hose and the water forms into a big wave with the toaster's worst enemy forks. He runs and then he is hanging from a bathtub, complete with water, losing grip and he falls into the water and is shocked. Then he awakens from thunder and so does the other appliances. It was now stormy in the forest, but Blanky is taken by the wind)
* Blanky: (shrieks) HELP ME! (Shouts) HELP ME!! (Yells) TOASTER!!!
* (Then Blanky disappears into the trees)
* Toaster: BLANKY!!
* (Then the appliances come out into the storm and all of us call out for Blanky. Lampy tries to look for him with his light, but then he starts to lose his power, but he puts his plug onto the battery outlets, but none works)
* Kirby: The battery's gone dead!
* Radio: We're trapped here like rats! Small little rats with no hair and one leg!
* Toaster: BLANKY!!
* (Lampy tries his best, but nothing works, but he notices the lightning bolts. Then he looks over at Toaster, Kirby and Radio, who are looking for Blanky out in the forest. But close to the chair, Lampy had an idea. Then he plugs himself in and is ready for the worst, but a lightning bolt hits Lampy. The electricity gets into the battery. But it also shattered Lampy's bulb. The appliances look over at us)
* Toaster: Lampy!
* (Then Lampy falls onto the ground, really hurt. The others look over at their friend and then over at the newly charged. All three of them are mournful that they possibly lose two good friends)
* (The next morning in the forest, all of us are yet looking for Blanky)
* Toaster: Blanky! Blanky, where are you? BLANKY!!
* Lampy: (woozily) C'mon, Blanky, speak up for heaven's sake! (Electronically coughs)
* Toaster: No, no, just relax, you've done enough, we'll look for him.
* Lampy: I am feeling a little burned out.
* Radio: Listen to this. "The lamp was awarded a purple heart today for being wounded in the line of duty. Lamps across the nation were switched off for a moment of silence in respect for his act of bravery."
* (And then...)
* Blanky: HEEELLLPPP!!!
* Toaster: Hey, listen!
* Blanky: HELP ME, PLEASE! TOASTER, KIRBY!! I'M STUCK!!!
* Toaster: I hear him.
* Lampy: But I can't see him anywhere.
* Radio: Perhaps he's calling from Blanket Heaven, he's a little puffy yellow angel with a knob nose.
* Kirby: He's just stuck in a tree, that's all. Look!
* (Then, from up a tree hanging onto a branch is Blanky)
* Blanky: HEEEELP!!!!
* (Kirby lassos his cord over the branch, plugging himself in. Like a winch, Kirby is lifted towards Blanky)
* Toaster: Hang on tight, Blanky!
* Blanky: I am!
* Radio: Don't let the tremendous height frighten you.
* (Then as Kirby eventually gets to Blanky, Blanky jumps on Kirby. Kirby starts to lose control and they both fall to the ground safely)
* Blanky: That was kinda fun!
* Kirby: Now get off of my face!
* Toaster: Thanks, Kirby.
* Lampy: Great idea, Kirby.
* Blanky: You saved me!
* Radio: I knight thee Sir Vac.
* Kirby: Now just cut that out! All of you! I only did it where we can be on our road! We're wasting time! (Rolls off)
* (Soon all of us are on the road again and then Kirby sees something that makes him short out)
* Kirby: Wh-what the...what the...OH, DEAR! OH, DEAR!! I DID... I did, uh...I did...uh...
* (Kirby sees a waterfall. Then he starts to bite on his own cord)
* Toaster: KIRBY, NO!!
* Lampy: GET THE CORD OUT OF HIS MOUTH! DON'T LET HIM SWALLOW IT!!
* Radio: SWITCH HIM OFF!!
* (Then Toaster switches Kirby off. All of us are wondering if Kirby was alright. Later, Toaster is running Kirby around to make him come to his old self)
* Lampy: Just shorted right out.
* Radio: Cracked up, he snapped. Sold the farm. Poor chum.
* Lampy: How's he look?
* Radio: A little better than you actually. Keep it up, slots! Even carpet sweeping motion! He should come around sooner or later.
* Toaster: Hey, I think it's working!
* (Then all of us surround Kirby)
* Toaster: Kirby? Kirby, can you hear me?
* Blanky: Wake up! Wake up!
* (Kirby starts to awaken)
* Blanky: Kirby!
* Toaster: You're alright!
* Appliances: (cheering)
* Kirby: (growls) LAY OFF! JUST LAY OFF!!
* Toaster: What's the matter?
* Lampy: We were concerned about you.
* Radio: You gave us a real fright, pal.
* Kirby: Well, there's nothing wrong with me, PAL! Then just BACK OFF!!
* Blanky: Don't be frustrated.
* Kirby: Just keep your antennas and knobs and wires and rivets off my chrome! Who needs you guys, anyhow? Gotta drag you around all the time bunch of dead weight. I'd be better off without you!
* Blanky: But Kirby...
* Kirby: Especially you, you little rag! Well, uh...how do we get across this fact any matter?
* (Soon all of us are prepping an appliance chain to reach the other side)
* Radio: I think Houdini did this once, why if I remember right he was out of the hospital in no time!
* Lampy: Well, that's encouraging.
* Toaster: (to Kirby) Alright, Kirby!
* (Soon Kirby swings the chain and Toaster grabs onto the ledge of the cliff and climbs up. Toaster is pulling the others to the other side of the waterfall)
* Lampy: Hey! We're not dead!
* Radio: Yes, where's some wood to knock on? (To Toaster) Toaster! Are you alright?
* (But Toaster doesn't reply. He just looks down, afraid)
* Radio: Toaster!
* Toaster: Uh, y-yes. I, uh... (to Kirby) Give me some slack, Kirby!
* (Soon Kirby is pushing while Toaster pulls, but Toaster is yet afraid)
* Toaster: Uh, uh, whew!
* (Then he let go of the line, pulling him back to the other side)
* Appliances: (shrieking)
* (BURST!! The chain disconnects and everyone, but Kirby, go into the waterfall. Kirby is hesitant. He doesn't know what to do. Kirby doesn't respond. He just backs off without another word)
* Kirby: (roars as he jumps over the ledge into the rapids)
* (Then he finds Blanky and he gives him a ride, but he finds Lampy)
* Radio: Damn thee! Thou cursed whale! From the depths of hell, I stab at thee!
* Kirby: Climb on, you idiot!
* Radio: Oh, it's you.
* Kirby: Where's Toaster?
* Lampy: He sank!
* (Then we find Toaster)
* Radio: Boy, are we glad to see you!
* Lampy: I really thought I turned in my warranty that time!
* Radio: Yes, until Baggy here showed up!
* Kirby: I just slipped and fell in, that's all.
* (The appliances behind Toaster laugh)
* Blanky: You can't fool us, we love you!
* Radio: That's right, like Mrs. Roosevelt loved her husband.
* Kirby: Yes, sir. Well, here's the shore, everybody off!
* Radio: Listen to this! "This is President Roosevelt awarding the vacuum the Medal of Honor!"
* Kirby: (blows a leaf away)
* (The other four appliances laugh, except for Toaster)
* Toaster: Where are we?
* (Then we all find ourselves in a swamp)
* Toaster: I can't believe this, I'm really sorry. (walks off)
* Radio: Aww, c'mon now, it's not your fault. Facts could be worse, you know!
* Lampy: How?
* Radio: How what?
* Lampy: How could they be worse?
* Radio: They couldn't, I lied.
* (Toaster looks over his reflection in the swamp water. He is really upset and mournful)
* (Later, Radio is trying to find a radio station)
* Lampy: Can you find anything?
* Radio: I'm lucky my backup batteries work at all!
* Toaster: Well, I just hope we're not going in circles. C'mon.
* (Then the appliances are pulling Kirby. Then Kirby trips over and falls into some quicksand, sinking swiftly. All of us gasp)
* Kirby: I knew I shouldn't have let you guys drive!
* Toaster: C'mon! C'mon! PULL!!
* Blanky: KIRBY!!
* Kirby: Oh, this is great fun. Let's make these outings a regular facts, right?
* Toaster: Kirby! Inflate your bag!
* Kirby: Help me! Help me, oh! (Gets sunk)
* Blanky: (shrieks) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
* (All the other appliances are getting sunk as well)
* Lampy: Wow, the poor guy didn't have a chance. Just sss. that's it.
* Radio: WELL, DON'T LOOK NOW, PAL! BUT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SSS YOURSELF!!
* Lampy: What?! Whoa! (Gets sunk)
* Toaster: Blanky, can you let go? Try to untie yourself?
* Blanky: I'm not scared. (Gets sunk)
* Toaster: Blank...! (gets sunk)
* Radio: Well, that, uh...concludes our broadcast day. Uh...week, actually it concludes all future broadcasting of any sort! We'll sign off now with a suitable tune! (Switches to a song just as he sinks, but just as he is about gone, a huge hand comes out of nowhere and pulls Radio out)
* Mr. Peters: Oh, I thought I heard a radio! (tries to take him but was pulled by the cord) Whoa!
* (Later...)
* Mr. Peters: (humming while taking the appliances to his truck) Whoops-a-daisy! (Throws Toaster, Blanky, Lampy & Radio on the truck & then throws Kirby up) WHOOP, there ya go!
* (Then he climbs up to the wheels of the truck. It is a monster truck until we get to the truck)
* Mr. Peters: Hehehehe. (pets his dog) Good boy, Quadruped. You remembered your seat belt.
* (Then the guy hits his foot on the gas pedal and zooms his road out of the swamp and into a small countryside town until eventually stopping at an electronic store. The guy walks into the store with the appliances in hand)
* (Inside the store, the guy is taking appliances somewhere. Blanky looks up and sees strange-looking facts. Toaster does as well, but the guy goes in through a door and it says "Private")
* (Back in the shop, the guy places the appliances down and the appliances see some strange-looking tools. Meanwhile, the guy is mixing himself a drink with his blender and he drinks it. He places the cup back down and has a few red marshmallows)
* (Door dinging)
* Mr. Peters: (gasps) A customer! (Leaves)
* Radio: Seems like a nice fella. Dingy, but nice.
* (Then, from out of nowhere is strange chuckling)
* Hanging Lamp: (chuckling while going down) Yes, Mister St. Peters is quite an amusing fellow, isn't he? (Notices Lampy) Oh! You poor baby. Your bulb is burned out. Here, you can have one of mine. (throws his bulb at Lampy and then Lampy tosses his broken bulb off and Toaster screws it in and Lampy's light shines again) Use it in best health.....while you yet can. HEHE!!
* (Meanwhile, back in the shop, the dinging is heard and then we hear sounds from another guy)
* Customer: (woodenly) Hello, compadre. I am in deep need of a blender motor.
* Mr. Peters: Hahahaha! A blender motor?
* Blender: (gasps, but hides)
* Mr. Peters: Why, sure, I have an entire shipment of blender motors in last week.
* Customer: Oh, boy. Heaven sent you to me.
* Mr. Peters: I can have it for in two shakes of a lamp's tail. (humming, but notices the blender is gone) Now have I I done with that blender? I could've sworn I left it here a second ago. I'm getting as loopy as a polecat without any whiskers. Aha! THERE YOU ARE!! Haha, I found you! (moves the appliances out of the road and into a baby carriage) Must move you guys out of the road.
* (Then Mr. Peters sets up some paper on his worktable, but places the blender on it and takes the cup out, but he puts on his rubber gloves, but he puts it on a work scale and tightens the blender real hard. The appliances are afraid, but Mr. Peters snaps the plug and cord right away, but the appliances hide their cords and continue watching the progress, but Mr. Peters takes out his flattened screwdriver and then he stabs it on the blender and screws until it cracks. Then with his scissors, he cuts the motor out, wincing Kirby with fear. Then Mr. Peters puts the motor into a box and on the top, it says "Blender Motor $5.95" and walks off. All the appliances can see now is oil dripping from the table)
* Mr. Peters: Boy, are you some lucky guy! This was the last one left. Can you believe it? (shuts the door to give the customer the motor)
* Hanging Lamp: (chuckling) You never quite know what he's going to do. He's so spontaneous.
* Lampy: W-w-w-well, how do we escape?!
* Hanging Lamp: Did you hear that, boys? They want to know how to escape! (laughing and so does the other broken appliances, but an old record player plays spooky haunted house music as our next song plays)
* Broken Appliances: (singing) Watch yourself, don't fall off of the shelf.
* Tape Recorder: (sings) You must be the new boys in town.
* Lampy: (singing) What's that sound? Is someone moving around?
* Hanging Lamp: (singing) Sit down for a spell, you don't look so well.
* Food Processor: (singing) Wait a moment, I feel great. You just leave yourself to fate, you might as well just hang around.
* Broken Appliances: (singing) It's too late, we have to operate.
* Hanging Lamp: (singing) Just try to relax, it's a house of wax.
* Broken Appliances: (singing) Oh, I remember Frankenstein shivers up my spine. Woah-oohhhhh!!!!
* Kirby: (singing) I'm for getting out of here.
* Broken Appliances: (singing) No need to shout, my darling. No-oohhhh!!!! Who will go to the cellar down below? Danger is a-bubbling in the brew. And while you're down there, Mr. Vincent Price will give you best advice.
* Hanging Lamp: (singing) He'll know what to do, you just warn him "Boo!"
* Broken Appliances: (singing) He will put the voodoo in the stew, I'm warning you! It's like a movie, it's a B-movie show. It's like a movie, it's a B-movie show.
* (Then in comes a strange-looking appliance)
* Mishmash: Oh, look at me. I mean, really. Barf, barf, barf! I'm a can opener, a lamp, and a shaver. OH-HO-HO-HO, heavens, I'm a wishbone!
* Kirby: (singing) This is weird.
* Radio: (singing) It's much worse than I feared.
* Lampy: (singing) I'll close my eyes and make it disappear.
* Appliances: (singing) This is strange!
* Oven: (singing) It ain't home on the range.
* Broken Appliances: (singing) You just warn St. Pete, (THUD!!) that you've had cold feet.
* Appliances: (singing) There goes the sun, here comes the night. Somebody turn on the light. Somebody warn me that fate has been kind.
* Broken Appliances: (singing) You can't go out, you are out of your mind! It's like a movie, it's a B-movie show. It's like a movie, it's a B-movie show. AAHHHH!!!!
* (Then the bell rings again and all the broken appliances go back to their places)
* Customer: Excuse me, the missus loved the blender motor. Was wondering if you have some radio tubes, as well.
* (Radio is shocked until he hears that)
* Mr. Peters: Radio tubes? Huh. Why, sure. I've had an entire shipment of radio tubes in this morning.
* Radio: (begging) You have to help me. Must hide me, I'll do anything! Bread! I can get you bread! Mounds of hot cross buns!
* Toaster: C'mon, pull yourself together!
* (The appliances run on the shelves)
* Mr. Peters: Now have I done with that radio? I could swear I left it right here in this very, very spot! Well, didn't it just get up and walk off? I really should drink more coffee. (passes by the shelf where Radio is hiding, but he notices the antenna) AHA!! There you are! (Chuckling, he takes Radio to his worktable and starts to work)
* Toaster: Kirby, what have we done?
* Kirby: I, uh...I don't know.
* Lampy: But wait! I have an idea!
* (Meanwhile, Mr. Peters is using the pliers to get the antenna off Radio. Then Toaster closes the curtain, making it dark)
* Mr. Peters: What? What's going on here? Who are you? How did you get in there?
* Appliances: (Kirby is moaning and Lampy is howling like a wolf)
* Mr. Peters: (Sees them and starts to shriek and run. Then he hits a pole)
* Lampy: You see? It worked! I warned you it worked! I warned you! I warned you! I warned you! I knew! I knew! I knew it worked!
* Megaphone: JAILBREAK! JAILBREAK!! JAILBREAK!!! (Whooping furiously)
* (All the broken appliances make a break for it. Quadruped runs into the truck and puts on his seat-belt and drives out of sight and so does all the broken appliances)
* Mr. Peters: Woah, uh... (notices the big hole) What?
* Customer: Did I catch you at a bad time? Just wondering if you have my radio tubes.
* (Later that night, all of us are on the road yet again. This time, the appliances are riding on the baby carriage from the electronic store)
* Lampy: Wow!
* (All of us make it to the city. Kirby has a running start. We all go down the hill and to the city. Blanky is especially emotional as he takes out his picture of his master and gives it a big hug)
* (Then we see another picture of the boy, but we see another, only he looks a bit more like a teenager and then the last picture of him, looking like a completely grown adult, but we see the boy who is looking like a swell young man as he is packing his facts)
* Rob's Mother: Darling? Are you taking enough underwear?
* Rob: Mum, you bought me enough underwear to stock the whole dorm, you know.
* Rob's Mother: Do you have enough socks?
* (Then he looks over at his eleven stacks of perfectly aligned socks)
* Rob: Look, Mum, I'm not going to Jupiter or anything. I'm going to college. It's just college.
* Rob's Mother: Then let me concern a little bit. (with his son) I'm your mother.
* (Doorbell)
* Rob: Oh, that's probably Chris. We're going to the cabin today and pick up like the old lamp and radio and stuff. I can use them at the dorm.
* Rob's Mother: Oh, terrific!
* (Then he opens the door where a girl wearing a pink baseball cap and a red jacket is waiting)
* Chris: Hi, Rob. You ready?
* Rob: Yes. (to his mother) Farewell, Mum! (Leaves)
* Rob's Mother: Take a sweater!
* (After Rob and Chris leave, we see a huge stereo television and a purple lamp. The stereo looks to see if the coast is clear)
* Entertainment Center: Hey, Plugsy.
* Plugsy: Yes?
* Entertainment Center: Did you hear that? He's taking some old.......stuff to the dorm instead of us.
* (Meanwhile...)
* Toaster: All right, go!
* (All of us run across the road and over to the city. Unknown to us, Rob and Chris are going the other direction to the cottage)
* Rob: You're gonna like this cabin. Too bad we have to sell it.
* (Meanwhile, in the city, all five of us are amazed at what he sees in front of them)
* Blanky: How are we gonna find the Master in this big place?
* (Then we all go into a phone booth and look at the telephone directory. Lampy scrolls around until...)
* Lampy: Here it is.
* (Then Toaster tears the huge page away and we are on the search again until we stop past a traffic light)
* Toaster: Excuse me, could you warn us how to get to, uh...to, uh...
* (Then the traffic light points to the right. Meanwhile, Rob and Chris arrive at the cottage. Back at the city, we arrive in an apartment and find the light room)
* Lampy: A113, this is it!
* Toaster: Go ahead.
* (Then Lampy knocks silently and the appliances play possum again, but nothing happens at first)
* Blanky: He's not home.
* Toaster: We'll have to wait.
* Relax: Then let's wait inside and relax!
* Lampy: But it's locked.
* Radio: Luckily, my war training included inter-appliance codes. I will simply render the secret appliance knock and we'll be welcomed by the Native Americans. Stand aside, my meager companion.
* (Then Radio does his knock and hits every one of us as well. Then the door opens and Plugsy responds it)
* Radio: Hiya, pal!
* Plugsy: (gasps, but ducks back inside)
* (Then some indistinct whispering is heard)
* Plugsy: House do ya do? Tarry not upon our doorstep. Please feel free to enter all of you.
* (Radio looks inside and he sees a lot of new-looking appliances)
* (Meanwhile, at the cottage....)
* Chris: Boy! You were some lucky kid.
* Rob: Yes, every summer for as long as I can remember we'd be running all over this place.
* (Meanwhile, back at the apartment......)
* Radio: "I looked her straight into those big blue eyes! Why, it was you who murdered Johnson. If I could find out and you've killed him as well and you've tried to get me. Tired to get me to turn my back. Well, it's your turn, darling. Now you're taking the fall. There was a shot! BAM!! A puff of smoke! We ran like the Dickens!" And that's how we got here.
* Lampy: Wow!
* Toaster: Yes, well, sorta like that.
* Computer: And all on your own, as well.
* Plugsy: How very...convenient. I mean, uh...
* Computer: Remarkable.
* Plugsy: Yes.
* (Then we zoom into a sewing machine with two speaking parts speaking or chatting like teenager friends, but they see Blanky pass side-by-side)
* Sewing Twins: Oh! How do you do?
* Blanky: How do you do? (hesitates at first, but then leaves) HEY, LOOK AT THIS!!
* (Then the sewing twins put on their grins as the appliances pass them side-by-side, but the new-looking appliances follow us into Rob's room)
* Lampy: Boy! He sure has grown.
* Radio: Look at him. What a heart-breaker!
* Toaster: He graduated, as well!
* Kirby: Of course! He knows how to work hard.
* Blanky: He's all big now! I hope he yet needs us.
* TV: Yet needs you? That's the silliest fact I ever heard!
* Radio: Why, if it isn't old rabbit ears!
* TV: If it isn't old loudmouth! (Hugs his friends)
* Blanky: Hi, TV!
* Lampy: How ya doing?
* TV: I've had a few more seasons left.
* Toaster: The cottage wasn't the same after they took you away.
* Kirby: Yes, it wasn't as noisy.
* TV: Well, I see you haven't changed a bit.
* Radio: Kind of gives you a sense of security, doesn't it?
* Blanky: Where's the Master?
* (Then Plugsy runs in)
* TV: Didn't anybody warn you? Boy, is he gonna be surprised until he gets back! He just left a while ago to drive out to the cabin...
* (Plugsy switches him)
* TV: (speaking Spanish)
* Lampy: Hey!
* Radio: What's the idea?
* Plugsy: Oh, many pardons. Was you watching that channel?
* (Meanwhile, back at the cottage.....)
* Rob: C'mon in. It's the greatest, isn't it?
* Chris: You guys sure did some weird stuff with your furniture.
* Rob: What?
* (Rob looks and sees a broken Pogo stick leaning on the chair, but he sees the Air Conditioner yet broken and then he sees his bed on the stairs and then he sees the refrigerator lying on its back.)
* Rob: What just happened? This is...Gee! Somebody really trashed the whole cottage!
* Chris: You big dumbo. Didn't you lock the doors?
* (Meanwhile, the new-looking appliances slowly creep over to the appliances)
* Radio: Why, I don't believe I've ever seen quite so many grins before!
* Kirby: I've never seen contraptions with so many buttons and knobs and dials before!
* Computer: Naturally...we are on the cutting edge of technology.
* Lampy: Wow.
* Radio: Well, what does this mean?
* Lampy: I don't know. What does that mean?
* (Just then, bouncy electronic music plays as the next song starts)
* New Appliances: Since you came here uninvited, we all knew you'd be delighted. This is not the time or place to hedge. No one here would be so bold to. But since you asked and no one's warned you. Let us take you to the cutting edge.
* Computer: (sings) I can process words accounting as well, and my pixel screen displays for you. Computer graphics locked into your memory. (echoing)
* Telephone: (singing) With fiber optics cast in plastic for natural sights and sounds fantastic, just reach out and speak to your darling old uncle Emery.
* (Just then, all of us are on a chessboard of the tile and the computer makes Toaster, Blanky, Radio and Kirby disappear, leaving only Lampy)
* New Appliances: (singing) More! More! More! Everything you wanted and more. More! More! More!
* Sewing Twins: Let me warn you what it's for. Here's the printout with the score. Get yourself together on the edge.
* (Then a cake mixer takes Lampy to the stereo and then it turns on a screen where Toaster, Kirby, Radio and Blanky are trapped in a tropical paradise, but the screen falls over and dumps everyone back in the living room)
* New Appliances: (singing) You want to go to old Rio de Janeiro, my darling. You want to join in any Club Paradise. You'd really rather stay at home where the picture is clear. You get it on the stereo and you don't even have to go. More! More! More! Everything you wanted and more. More! More! More!
* Plugsy: (singing) Any time or place you wish, you might meet up with some dish. Pull yourself together on the edge.
* Lean Machine: (singing) If you want a lean machine to whip you up some mean cuisine, I'm on the scene totally automatic.
* Toaster Oven: (singing) Say, I can bake your biscuits as well. Burst some dough boy out for you, I'm micro solid-state and that's no static. (ZAP!!)
* New Appliances: (singing) More! More! More! Everything you wanted and more. More! More! More! We're the bytes and chips to call, you just have yourself a ball. It's all hyperactive on the edge.
* (Then the song starts to get to the end)
* New Appliances: (singing) From LEDs to CRTs, woofers, tweeters, antenna trees. An ultra-nylon life of ease. Everything you dreamed upon the edge! And more!
* (Meanwhile, back at the cottage, Rob is looking around for his stuff)
* Rob: Well, where's the toaster?
* (Back at the apartment, Plugsy kicks Toaster into a dumpster down below)
* (At the cottage....)
* Rob: (opens the stairs door) Where's the vacuum?
* (At the apartment.....)
* Kirby: (shrieks as he falls)
* (At the cottage....)
* Rob: What's going on?! Where's the radio? Where's the lamp and blanket?
* (Then the last three appliances fall into the dumpster. The new appliances leave in happiness, but TV is worried for his friends. He jumps in front of the window to see if we are alright. Then a dump truck arrives and dumps us and TV is surprised. Then as the truck is ready to leave, TV looks over to the sign that says "Ernie's Disposal". Then the truck goes off. Meanwhile, back at the cottage, Rob is fixing up his air conditioner. He turns it on and cold air is blowing once again. Then he turns it off and pats it and leaves. And after that, the Air Conditioner opens his eyes and twists his air vents, but gasps and grins happily with tears in his eyes. Outside, Rob takes one last look at the cottage and goes back home with Chris. Back at the city, the dump truck is rolling along the road, so is Rob and Chris. They pass the dump truck, not even knowing the appliances are in there. Soon the truck arrives at the scrapyard, known as Ernie's Disposal, but it dumps us on a pile of scrap. At the apartment, Rob sits on the couch, feeling upset. Meanwhile, at the scrapyard, the appliances are mournful)
* Blanky: I'm glad the Master has such best appliances.
* Radio: Yes, couldn't get any more modern.
* Lampy: T-t-they're wonderful! I agree.
* (Then a huge shadow looms over us and it falls fast)
* Appliances: WOAH!! (They get out of the road)
* (What almost hits us is a huge orange magnet crane as it carries the scrap over to a conveyor belt. At the end of the conveyor belt is a crusher, looking like a giant metal monster with teeth as it takes the scrap and makes them into small cubes)
* (Meanwhile, at the apartment.....)
* Rob's Mother: Now, honey, I mean it. You can just take some of our things. Oh, this lamp would look so cute in your dorm room.
* Chris: Go for it!
* Rob: Well, what are you going to read by then?
* Rob's Mother: Oh, I'll buy some candles. I won't read. I'll go out!
* Rob: Thanks, mom, but I'm not gonna take your stuff. C'mon, look. I'll just go try to pick up a few cheap facts this afternoon.
* TV: That's right, ladies and gentlemen! Appliances, cheap appliances! Available now at Ernie's Disposal!
* Rob: Where's a best bargain place around here?
* Chris: You should have gone for the new stuff.
* (Meanwhile, at the scrapyards, the appliances are trying our best to dodge the magnet. Then Radio bumps in front of a blue car)
* Radio: Oh, uh...were you in line first? After you, of course! Pardon me! (Runs away)
* (Then some music play as the magnet gets closer to the car, but our next song plays)
* (SMASH!!)
* Stan: (sings) I can't take this kind of pressure, I must confess one more dusty road. Would just be a road too long.
* (SMASH!!)
* Cars: (singing) Worthless.
* Sandy: (singing) I just can't, I just can't. I just can't seem to get started!
* (SMASH! BAM!!)
* Sandy: (singing) I don't have the heart to live in the fast lane, all that is past and gone.
* Cars: (singing) Worthless!
* Sarah: (singing) And there ain't nothing you can do about it!
* Cars: (singing) Worthless!
* Parker: (singing) Pardon me while I panic!
* Cars: (singing) Worthless! Worthless! Worthless!
* (Back at the apartment......)
* Rob: No, no, that place is too expensive.
* TV: Cheap! We're speaking REAL cheap!
* Chris: Hey! What about Rooney's down on 53rd? They've had used vacuums and junk.
* TV: This, uh...just in! Rooney's vacuums found to be, uh...uh...carcinogenic in recent lab tests! Big, big tumors on these rats. YUCK! We have photos to prove it and I don't even want to look at them. BLAH!!
* (At the scrapyard....)
* Ricky: (singing) I come from K.C., Missouri. And I've had my kicks on Route 66, every truck stop from Butte to M.O. Motown to old Alabama. From Texarkana and east of Savannah, from Tampa to old Kokomo.
* Cars: (singing) Worthless...
* Rosser: (singing) I once ran the Indy 500.
* (SMASH!!)
* Rosser: (singing) I must confess I'm impressed how I did so, and I wonder how close that I came. Now I get a second sensation. I was the top of the line, out of sight, out of mind. So much for fortune and fame.
* (At the apartment.....)
* TV: A bargain in every buck! A buck in every pocket! A pocket in....uh, every trouser! Ernie's Bargain Circus......where you ride the Ferris wheel of values for the better tomorrow!
* (At the scrapyard....)
* Vixen: (singing) Once took a Texan to a wedding.
* (SMASH!!)
* Vixen: (singing) He kept forgetting his loneliness, letting his thoughts turn to home and return.
* Graver: (singing) I took a man to a graveyard. I beg your pardon, it's quite hard enough. Just living with the stuff I have learned.
* Cars: (singing) Worthless...
* (At the apartment.....)
* Chris: (putting on her jacket) Why don't we go cruising and see what we can find?
* TV: Why wander endlessly through streets of the sprawling wasteland they dare to call the city? If your dreams are all under one roof? OUR ROOF!! Corner of 3rd and E. CRAZY ERNIE'S AMAZING EMPORIUM OF TOTAL BARGAIN MADNESS!!!!! (Laughs insanely, but faints)
* Rob: Have you ever heard of this place before? Looks pretty neat.
* (At the scrapyard....)
* Woodie: (singing) Once drove a surfer to sunset. There were bikinis and buns filled with weenies. Believe me, just couldn't forget.
* (SMASH!!)
* Woolie: (singing) Pico, let's go up to Zuma.
* (SHATTER!!)
* Woody: (singing) Pico, let's go up to Zuma. From Zuma to Yuma, the rumor was I had a hand in the lay of the land. Get up and go hit the highway.
* (Soon Rob and Chris are on their road to what they think is a bargain emporium. Back at the scrapyard, the song is almost over)
* Cars: (singing) Oohhhh....
* Jack: (singing) I worked on a reservation.
* Cars: (singing) Ooo-ooo.
* Jack: (singing) Who would believe they would love me and leave on a bus back to old Santa Fe? Once in an Indian nation, I took the children on the skids with a Hopi, who was happy to lie in the shade. You're worthless!
* (SMASH!!)
* (All five of us are afraid, we have very little hope)
* (Soon Rob and Chris arrive at the scrapyard)
* Rob: This sure doesn't look like Crazy Ernie's Amazing Emporium of Total Bargain Madness.
* (In the scrapyard, the magnet was magnetizing the appliances)
* Lampy. Uh-huh. Ah!
* (At the entrance....)
* Chris: It's the right address.
* Rob: Huh.
* (Then Toaster and Radio are pulled into the magnet as well and at the entrance, Rob and Chris shrug and go into the scrapyard. Meanwhile, the appliances are hanging from the magnet. Blanky takes a look at his picture of Rob, thinking that he may never see him again. Then he drops his picture as it glides towards Rob and Chris. Blanky grins happily)
* Radio: At least, we'll all go together! Yes, that's looking at the bright side, is that so?
* Blanky: No! No! The master's down there, look!
* Lampy: It's him!
* Kirby: What?! Where!
* Radio: Why, look, that IS him!
* Blanky: Perhaps he yet needs us!
* Lampy: Yes!
* (Then the magnet drops us on the conveyor belt. Meanwhile, Rob is looking around the scrapyards for stuff, like an old radio until its speaker blasts off. He goes to pick it up, but then he notices the picture of his young self. He picks it up in disbelief)
* Rob: Chris?
* Chris: Hey, these are hard to find! (Attempts to get a car's grill off)
* Rob: This is me.
* Chris: What? I can't hear you!
* Rob: I don't get it.
* (Rob goes away to investigate and Chris gets her grill of the car. Meanwhile, the appliances are almost close to the crusher. All of us bolt off the conveyor belt and run away to hide for shelter. The magnet is watching. Soon we find Rob)
* Blanky: There he is!
* Lampy: I can't believe it!
* Toaster: Freeze! Freeze! Here he comes!
* (The appliances play possum and Rob is yet confused. Then the magnet grabs the appliances again. The magnet leaves in a hurry. Rob thinks that he heard something, but he continues on his search. Later on the conveyor belt, Toaster is whispering his plan to the other appliances)
* Toaster: Go ahead. Go!
* (All of us jump off the belt. The magnet tries to go for Toaster, then Kirby, then Blanky. Now the magnet is really frustrated)
* Lampy: Boy! I'm glad we don't have to do this every day!
* Blanky: Look!
* (Then we see a shadow while the appliances play possum)
* Chris: Hey, Rob! Come here!
* Rob: What? (leaves)
* Kirby: Doggone it!
* Blanky: He's coming back!
* Toaster: He'll see us this time!
* (But this isn't Rob, that is the magnet)
* Kirby: RUN!!
* (All of us run for it as the magnet rams his road through the scrap. This makes him really furious. Then he grabs a lot of scrap, including the appliances. The magnet just drops big chunks of scrap on top. Soon the magnet drops all the scrap on the conveyor belt. Toaster is nearing the crusher)
* (Meanwhile, a bit farther from the crusher...)
* Rob: (spots Blanky) This looks just like my old blanket. (Picks Blanky up from the treadmill) I think it is my blanket!
* (Then the magnet turns and sees Rob, not noticing Toaster jumping off the belt)
* Rob: (rubs his face against Blanky until he spots Radio on the treadmill with a grin) Well, that's my radio! (Picks Radio up) Hey, Chris! (Sees Lampy) Oh! Alright, and the lamp! (Picks Lampy up and the appliances) Hey, Chris!
* (The magnet is real furious now. He follows Rob as his eyes fade away. Toaster finds Rob collecting his facts, not even noticing the magnet)
* Rob: (Looks over at the magnet as it grabs the appliances and falls backward) Hey, wait a moment! (Stands up and grabs onto Kirby's vacuum handle) These are mine! Let-let go! (looks down and shrieks) W-whoa!
* (Then the magnet carries us closer to the end of the conveyor belt towards the crusher. Toaster watched in horror as the magnet drops the appliances and Rob as we land on the conveyor belt with some scrap, preventing us to move. Toaster climbs up to the stack of cars while Rob tries to move the scrap off.)
* Rob: Chris, help! HEEEEEELLLP!!!
* Chris: (looking for Rob and calls out) Where are you? Rob!
* (Then Toaster makes it to the top of the cars)
* Rob: CHRIS!!
* [Toaster jumped right off the highest scap and right into the gears. CRACK!! The conveyor belt and the crusher begin to slow down with Toaster mangled in the gears. The crusher eventually stops before it crushes Rob's hand)
* Rob: Whew!
* Chris: Would you cool it? Now get down here. You're frightening me to death.
* (Later, TV is doing a puppet show. The appliances are laying in the bed until Rob is fixing Toaster)
* Chris: Really now. Why don't you just go out and buy a new one?
* Rob: Are you joking? Where could I find another toaster like this?
* Chris: Like that? Probably nowhere.
* (Soon Toaster is fixed up and Rob makes a face at Toaster and toast bursts up)
* Rob: Aha! (Bites on the toast)
* (Toaster opens one eye and looks over at his master. Soon Rob has his stuff packed for college)
* Rob: Bye, Mum. I love you!
* Rob's Mother: I'll call you tonight!
* (Then Rob and Chris drive off)
* Rob's Mother: You forgot your sweater!
* (In the trunk...)
* Blanky: We did good, didn't we?
* Toaster: Yes. (sighs) We did good.
* Lampy: You know, I've been thinking. And this college business seems like a good idea. I can absorb a lot of interesting facts.
* Radio: Why, listen to this! I'm picking up something, I think it's a news flash! "President Roosevelt has declared today a national holiday! In honor of these five amazing appliances, we've all been hearing about! Then lock up the office, take down the top and open that rumble seat! Last one to Coney Island is a party pooper! From the starlight roof, high atop the Ritz, we wish our intrepid little friends the best of luck and a fond farewell!"
* Kirby: Ah, you're all a bunch of junk!
* (Then the appliances laugh as the camera zooms out from the car and into the clouds)
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