Wings of Fire but actually Gravity Falls

== Intro? ==
So this is a Wings of Fire-Gravity Falls crossover. Yes, it is 3:00 am. Yes I'm probably not gonna finish this
anyways
Go watch Gravity Falls
btw this is like a joke not a real fanfic
#3:00amquality
== Chapter/Episode one ==
Sunny and Starflight's parents hate them so they ship them up to a small neighborhood in the Scorpion Den
Their great uncle.. uh. aunt. Yeah. great aunt Thorn runs a shop
She also likes stealing and has an addiction to grampa jokes, which are like dad jokes but worse better
Qibli and Clay also work at the shop
"Go do something, probably a job but idrc." Thorn tells Starflight, shoving an empty milk jar in his talons
"But its scawwy in the real world." He protests
"too bad"
Starflight goes to get the milk but he finds a book instead. 
"Wow cool magic" Sunny jumpscares him
"where did you come from??!?!?" Starflight asks, cofused which makes sense because last time he saw her she was gluing stickers to her face
"The backrooms." Sunny replies
"oh"
"Whats that?"
"... ur mom"
Sunny forces convinces Starflight to tell her that it's a magic book that he found in the streets which is totally not suspicious. Sunny loses interest.
*one hour later*
Starflight is being a nerd when Sunny bursts into the room, physically radiating excitement. "GUESS WHAT"
"what"
"GUESS"
"How should I know?"
"Fine I'll tell you." Sunny pauses. "I HAVE A GIRFRIEND!"
"YOU'RE GAY??" Starflight is surprised. I shouldn't have had to point this out to you, because you can tell by the caps lock, but you are simply too notsmart to understand my ways. *sigh*
"YEAH STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC" 
*doorbell*
"SUNNY, UR BOYFRIEND'S HERE!" Thorn calls from her office. She is currently committing tax fraud.
"I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND." Sunny yells back. "PLUS SHE'S EMO"
Sunny opens the door and follows a neon purple NightWing somewhere.
Starflight doesn't like emos so he stalks Sunny and Fatespeaker for the next hour.
"CLAY!" Starflight yells into a empty room
"..ray?? Who's Ray? You're losing your mind..." Thorn hears Starflight through the walls
Clay magicly appears into the empty room like a genie
"Do you have evidence?" He asks Starflight wisely
"No."
"Good luck." Clay fades away.
Meanwhile..
Fatespeaker divides herself into NightWing dragonets. "MARRY ME."
"BUT I WAS A NIGHTWING EITHER WA-" Sunny cuts her off
"BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF..." Slightly larger Fatespeaker sings, trying to win back Sunny's love
It almost works until Starflight decides to be heroic. "She's not.. a single NightWing!"
"Y-You mean she was cheating on me this whole time?" Sunny bursts into tears.
"No I mean she was multiple dragons." Starflight face-palms
"Oh. Yeah, I got that." Sunny shot a glare at them.
"So basically we're gonna force you to marry us." Fatespeaker says. Sunny is suddenly tied up. Luckily, Clay and Qibli gave Starflight OP items including a cow hoof and he starts beating up the NIghtWings with that. He drags Sunny into Qibli's wagon.
The NightWings morph into a large ancient creature who's still crying about his ex girlfriend
Sunny throws a strawberry at it though and it satisfiyingly collapses into a pile of strawberries and they put it in the Compost bin
The end
== Chapter/Episode two ==
Sunny and Starflight choke on maple syrup
"KIDS" Thorn yells.
"WHAT" They answer together
"Cringey bonding day time."
"Booooo!"
"Come on, wasn't last time fun?" Thorn argues
*flashback to bank robbery*
"Yeah I guess" Sunny answers
"Let's go"
Thorn takes them to the oasis but on the way there they start several fires because Thorn needs glasses.
"We're here!" But Sunny and Starflight saw Clay and decided to hang out with him (even though Thorn's obviously much cooler). Thorn gets depressed and decides to advertise her religion instead.
"Dude we should totally go hunt down some mythical creature." Clay suggests. Sunny and Starflight agree with no hesitation.
Thorn flies up to Six-claws who's about to propose to Kindle. "Marriage sucks, wanna join my erm fun book club?"
"Forget about Kindle, I love fun book clubs!" Six-claws said with a thumbs-up. Kindle flies away crying.
Somehow Sunny, Starflight, and Clay are on an island even though its just an oasis. It's also spookified. They take some pictures of camels. 
"There are no monsters." Starflight said, jinxing it.
A SkyWing proceeds to chase them.
Thorn is harrassing women because yes and also their children.
Now there's a cave apparently and the SkyWing is shot by a RainWing's venom (wow sounds familiar) and the fursuit starts to melt because it's actually a RainWing but his fursona is a SkyWing.
"What?" There is visible confusion.
"I'm lonely." Says the RainWing
"Oh too bad." Clay says.
"Hey Starflight we should end the episode in a good way and go hang out with Thorn." Sunny suggests.
"Yeah and by the way you just broke the fourth wall-"
The end.
== Chapter/Episode three ==
Head Hunters coming soon
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