Little Mac vs Balrog

== Cast ==
MaNCHA/ UBERocity as Balrog
Brandon Lorbes as Little Mac
== Lyrics ==
=== Balrog: ===
It's Balrog
The Master!
Hook to the ribs!
Your bones are crunchin!
Try and stay conscious
When I'm throwing in lyrical punches
I got enough strength in just one arm
To take down a Bald Bull
Ice your face when you lose your fame
Beaten, Broken, Muscles Pulled!
I know you've heard this before, but boy
You cannot stop a buffalo
So shut up, and 'til your eyes are bruised
Watch these mighty punches flow
Each tooth of yours strewn on the ground
Pick them up before your loss!
I'll make you wish you were never born
You midget misfit 8-bit chump
=== Little Mac: ===
I have a feeling that Glass Joe's only win
Was from you, bro
I'm out here dancing like a fly
And biting like a BIG mosquito
The only reason you're boxing
Is because you're doing it for the fame
You're lucky that Tyson didn't give a lawsuit
For your original name
You're up against the W.V.B.A MC
This round is a title bout
Knock you out with a Three Star Punch
That the ref won't need to count
I'm Super Macho Man
Ladies love me like I'm Don Flamenco
I'll be saying sayonara to ya
Like how I fucked up Piston Hondo
=== Balrog: ===
Now listen here
Your weak spot's everywhere
Just like King Hippo's tummy
One Gigaton Punch will break you
And that's just for practice, dummy
Sandman can destroy brick houses
I break through huge blocks of cinder
When you're coming down on your face
Rear Hugger will be yelling
"Timber!"
You're in my way, Little Mac
I hate you even more than Chun Li
Leave you with permanent injuries
When you as much as try to jump at me
Like Aran Ryan, I'll punch you out
Until you start to love it
This dwarf don't look five foot seven
It's more like four foot six
=== Little Mac: ===
*Spoken: If you do one more short joke, I swear...*
=== Balrog: ===
*Spoken: Haha, short ass motherfucker*
=== Little Mac: ===
*Growls*
You got me mad, Balrog
Now you're getting smashed by Giga Mac
The beast has been released inside of me
Look at me, I'm fucking jacked
I'll give this gold digger douchebag
The old school one-two
You're such a pussy
That you cheat through
Everything you do
Von Kaiser should knock some sense into you
On how to actually fight
You think you're tough shit?
This n***a can't even steal a bike
Your career was over and you ended up
As a casino security guard
This battle's title is MINE, Balrog
Hey Doc, pass me a chocolate bar
== Hint ==
Pack a Punch