Melvin Dirt

Melvin Dirt is a character in Travels With T.I.M., a segment of It's All Been Done Radio Hour. He is a human who resides on the planet Sion.
First appearance: Travels With T.I.M. #1.02 "Something's Wrong Here"
Number of appearances: 1
Actor: Scott Wilson
== Story ==
When encountered, Melvin Dirt had enslaved the native people of Sion as his "unpaid help" using a brain control device, claiming they had no purpose without him. It is unknown when he came, but he did arrive in a spaceship. He had the Sions, who called themselves Meeple and worshipped him, build Earth Victorian style housing, clothing, and objects. He also gave them Earth names he could pronounce, though their real names weren't that difficult to say, either. He considers the natives 'simple.' He does not consider himself a dictator.
Ezra Ford and Litcone Firest discovered Dirt, and after a tense exchange, left. Melvin was surprised to see another human and curious about their method of travel, but didn't want them causing trouble and tells them not to come back. However, the two had T.I.M. the Time Machine remotely shut down Melvin's equipment, leaving him at the mercy of his former captives. Melvin tries to play their experiences off as a dream, but they don't buy it. They intended to force him to clean their dusty homes, even as he protests that's not where his skillset lies.
Category:TWT Character