Flee the Facility Pitch Meeting

Step into the pitch meeting that started Flee the Facility!
== Script ==
*Flee the Facility spoilers ahead!*
*The doors of the office have the Warner Bros. logos on them.*
Executive Producer Guy: So, you have a ROBLOX movie for me?
Screenwriter Guy: Yes sir, I do. It's based off of the game Flee the Facility.
Executive Producer Guy: Oh, you mean that game where you have this hammer thing and you try to hack computers and run away from the beast?
Screenwriter Guy: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Executive Producer Guy: Isn't it gonna be weird when the Beast just runs around and destroys stuff? I mean, he's a man with a hammer.
Screenwriter Guy: Well, we can change it so that the Beast is a literal beast and it is instead attracted to the POWER of the Hammer of Justice.
Executive Producer Guy: So what kind of "beast" are you talking about?
Screenwriter Guy: Well, imagine if one of the Calots from John Carter had a baby with a grizzly bear.
Executive Producer Guy: Oh God, I can't... you're putting weird images in my head!
Screenwriter Guy: Oh, whoops!
Executive Producer Guy: Whoopsie!
Screenwriter Guy: I was also thinking we could make this the start of a cinematic universe.
Executive Producer Guy: Oh, cool! Did you take any time to set up, like, the next five movies?
Screenwriter Guy: Um... no, I sorta just decided to make it enjoyable as its own thing.
Executive Producer Guy: But this is a cinematic universe backdoor pilot, you know!
Screenwriter Guy: Ah, you got me! I was just joking!
Executive Producer Guy: Oh, really?
Screenwriter Guy: Yeah, this movie's FULL of setup!
Executive Producer Guy: So what do you have in mind for them?
Screenwriter Guy: Well, we're gonna have a scene that sets up Broken Bones, we're gonna have another scene at the end credits that sets up Neon District, we're gonna tease a direct sequel like crazy, and we're even gonna have a security camera scene that pretty much teases the future of the cinematic universe.
Executive Producer Guy: Wow wow wow wow wow!
Screenwriter Guy: So it starts out with this guy named Jack Morgan discovering the Hammer of Justice which just happened to be in his backyard!
Executive Producer Guy: Why is it in there?
Screenwriter Guy: Because!
Executive Producer Guy: Fair enough.
Screenwriter Guy: So then he's gonna bring it back to a museum, but then the power gets unleashed and he ends up destroying most of the museum and a nearby cave!
Executive Producer Guy: Uh oh!
Screenwriter Guy: So then we're gonna see this guy named Elijah Ross fire a bunch of people and get angry that Jack isn't at the facility that they work in.
Executive Producer Guy: So this movie LITERALLY takes place in the facility?
Screenwriter Guy: Yeah yeah yeah!
Executive Producer Guy: That takes away all of the stakes.
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