Mr. Thompson

Mr. Thompson is a character portrayed by Alex O'Keeffe.
== Show Bio ==
Before the bio is read out Alex will ask a random player to roll a d20 to determine who the celebrity guest appearance is.
Mr. Thompson is a large, balding middle aged man, born sometime between the 50’s and 70’s. Nobody can really tell any more. He’s 6ft tall, and 315 lbs, and has a healthy yellow complexion.
His family were murdered by a famous celebrity [d20 result], and he’s been put into witness protection, as the killer is on the loose, which is how he ended up in the care of Mother. He has to be careful. If he reveals who he really is by saying one of his many catchphrases, the killer will track him down and finish the job. He loves pork chops, beer, and doughnuts. He drives a pink sedan.
Pros: has an extra thick skull that makes him nearly impervious to any head trauma. Has a car.
Cons: he’s very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY stupid. Over time, he becomes more and more of a jerkass.
=== Table of Celebrities ===
Mr. Thompson's Foes
Dice Roll	Name 	Appeared	Sucessful
1. 	The Rock 	1:
Episode 28	Yes
2. 	Mrs Doyle 	not yet 	-
3. 	Sideshow Bob 	not yet 	-
4. 	Vince McMahon 	not yet 	-
5. 	Snoop Dogg 	not yet 	-
6. 	Kim Kardashian 	not yet 	-
7. 	Batman 	not yet 	-
8. 	Gordon Ramsay 	not yet 	-
9. 	Pat Butcher 	not yet 	-
10. 	Peter Griffin 	not yet 	-
11. 	Dec, from And & Dec 	not yet 	-
12. 	Mike Ehemantraut 	not yet 	-
13. 	Marge Simpson 	not yet 	-
14. 	Chris Pontius 	not yet 	-
15. 	Frank Reynolds 	not yet 	-
16. 	Linda from Bobs Burgers 	not yet 	-
17. 	Rodney Dangerfield 	not yet 	-
18. 	Sit-Canon Joey Tribianni	not yet 	-
19. 	Bugs Bunny 	not yet 	-
20. 	A Random Pre-Made
character	not yet 	-
James Corden was on the list, but he was removed after his appearance because Alex couldn't stand him, even in this form.
== Appearances ==
=== Episode 28 - Rest In Peace ===
* coming soon
== Background Lore ==
the brutal details of his family's murder will be told here
== Quotes ==
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== Trivia ==
* Mr. Thompson is an homage to the character Homer Simpson, and is based on Season 5, Episode 2 of the Simpsons, "Cape Feare", where the family have to go into witness protection to hide from Sideshow Bob.
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