Phonofoot

During the events in which rocks started falling causing everyone to die horrible painful deaths, Littlefoot began hallucinating about some flying rock soaring through the sky. When confronted about his utter insanity by the adults of the Great Valley, he strained every last bit of brain power available to explain exactly what he saw. Thus, Phonofoot was born!
The inhabitants of the Great Valley are wary about not asking Littlefoot about the Stone of Cold Fire, lest he explain how "It flew real low, and it flew real low, and it flew real low, and it flew real low, and it flew real low, and it flew real low, and it flew real low, and it flew real low, and it flew real low, and it flew real low, and it flew real low, and it flew real low, and it flew real low..."
Fortunately, Phonofoot was eventually shot down by The King. ...and there was much rejoicng!
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