Gearth

Gearth (German: Derde) was a theoretical place that Hitler hallucinated during his Aryan Borealis. It is a version of Earth where the German Empire took over the world, killing all of the Communists and Socialists and people Hitler didn't like. The Gearthlings are an advanced civilization with the reasoning that they have completely dominated Earth.
== Places to See ==
If you get the chance (will never happen... or will it?), there are great places to visit on Gearth:
* Aryanland (India): It is the country with the largest population on this world. The inhabitants are also the smartest ones. This place has many cool art things to see, like the Dankhall. 
* Deutschland: It is the capital of this world. It is also where the stupidest people in this world live, due to the brain drain caused by the smartest people fleeing a government they didn't like. But they are now still a part of that government, ran by Hitler at this point, and now they are thinking of fleeing to the moon.
* Russibussi (Russia): On Gearth, Russibussi has become a hot place due to the invention of the heißwerfer (hot thrower), a giant fan that throws heat.
* Hitlerburg: Speaking of throwing heat, Hitlerburg is the rap capital of the world, and they throw cold, crapola "music" for Earth standards. Hitler came to this place in his hallucination and got the idea to create the New German National Anthem.
== This Place Exists ==
During the Naziening in 2066, similar to Biggie Cheese, Hitler's drug hallucination of Gearth became a reality. A tiny, tiny version of this planet popped out of Hitler's body, along with Biggie Cheese, and it started accelerating past the speed of light into outer space. It stopped in some place in outer space about 42 quadrillion miles away (that's 42 trillion thousand or 42 billion million). During the trip, its size expanded to the same size as Earth. It orbits a star the same size as the Sun.
At some point, NASA finds Gearth using its space telescopes and sends a bunch of transmissions in multiple languages to it. It would take 7142 years for those transmissions, traveling at the speed of light, to reach Gearth, so NASA thought it would be faster to invent a new way of transmitting information than wait for 7142 years. They created the Ultra Over-Light-Speed Transmission System (UOLSTS), which took 200 years to create. With this, it would take 52 years for a transmission, traveling at overlight speed, to reach Gearth. 
Gearth received the new transmission, understanding only the German language section, and with their technology, they sent a transmission to Earth. Since their technology is about 145 years behind Earth's, they could only send transmissions at the speed of light and at that point, Earthlings have already reached Gearth with their hyperlight speed space shuttles.
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