The puppet masters shop of good bads and bad goods

I need to make some extra money for m y experiment s, so here it is. I created a shop where I sell my special goods that are made by me, or things that I stole that are on sale. These things may or may not be legal. ~~The puppet master
==goods==
1 of each Paintbrushes- 40 Spinny coins. (I stole these from the paintbrush shop so I could mix them together and create something. I'm selling the leftovers. When I mixed the paint, I got  strange potion. Wonder if I make someone drink it...)
Evil spinny pal-50 beans. (Evil spinny pal that will do whatever you say, no matter how evil it is.)
Legendary artifact-100 beans. (Found it in a temple. Not sure what it does, so I'm selling it.)
Shadow boi artifact-200 ('Another artifact. It's basically a black plastic sphere with no use. But from my experiments, if you pronounce the word 'RWQFSFASXS' correctly, it will unleash an army of shadow boiz, an ancient anomaly that dates wa'y back in time, will obey your every command as long as you hold the artifact. And you can trap them back in the orb if you say SXSAFSFQWR. I found this artifact in another dimension.) (A hint: rick wuh fiss faz kiss)
USB drive of hacking- 90 spinny coins. (This USB drive when plugged into a mobile device, will allow you to use a bunch of hacks and abilities to get into websites, hack into accounts, and more. Whatever you do, do not eat it. This might tempt you, but please don't. Uhm... It's a choking hazard.)
Necklace of telepathy-96 beans. (If you put on this necklace, you can lift anything with your mind.)
electro-chrono-lethra blaster-459 spinny coins. (This weapon is in the shape of the rocket launcher, but it does say much more. Using electromagnetic chroneophome lethramorphic energy, you can take away the element of any boi, and insert it in you. It can suck up to 10 elements at a time, even the infinity element. This is an easy way to master all the elements.
'Mystery key-100 beans (????'??? Probably to someone's house lol) (All jokes aside, this key can open any door.)
Myyyy magazine!! Buy a subscription for only 99 beans, and you will receive a catalog of my latest machines and discoveries every month.
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Robot mech suit-234 beans. (Basically a package full of screws and bults, and instructions on how to build a mech suit with the pieces included in the box. it's like legos, but mechanical and a million times harder.) (Not prebuilt. Batteries not included.)
==The end==
Yeah, that's all I have in stock... For now. But later, I'll have more stuff to sell. I'm working on a machine right now for criminals that want to throw the QWB off their location. Also, if someone calls the freaking cops about this store, my army will destroy the cops and personally kill you.
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