Patrick and the 000 Virus/transcript

This article is a transcript of SpongeBob SquarePants Fanon episode Patrick and the 000 Virus from season 104, which aired on February 3, 2164.
Patrick: Sandy told me that Cloud Saver is best for saving pictures. It will work for any Windows version. Now, I'm going to download it.
(Patrick opens Skype)
Patrick: First, call Sandy to give me a link.
(Patrick calls Sandy on Skype)
Sandy: Howdy Patrick!
Patrick: Hello Sandy!
Sandy: How I can help you?
Patrick: Give me a download link of Cloud Saver.
Sandy: Here are it! www.bikinibottomcloudsaver.com
Patrick: Thanks Sandy!
Sandy: Goodbye Pal!
(Patrick ended Skype call)
Patrick: Go, type the address... 
Patrick: Here are it! The Cloud Saver!
(Patrick clicked Download.)
Windows 10: Running security scan for CloudSetup.exe... Safe program.
Windows 10: Running security scan for 000.exe...This program can harm your computer. Are you sure you want to download 000.exe?
Patrick: 000.exe!!!!!!!!
Patrick: I DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE 000.EXE ON MY PC!!!!
(The mouse automatic clicks Yes.)
Patrick: NO!!!!!!!!!! (crying)
(PC automatic runs 000.exe, and mouse clicks Yes.)
Patrick: WHY!!! HELP ME!!! (crying)
(The PC started to animate a live-action road.)
Patrick: Hmmm, this program's starting is very good...
Patrick: Like I'm driving a car!
Patrick: 000.exe is a good program!
(The PC restarts)
Patrick: What is next? A heaven?
(The PC starts)
Patrick: UR NEXT?
Patrick: MY USERNAME IS NOT UR NEXT, MY USERNAME IS PAT THE GOOD STAR!!!
Windows 10: Welcome!
Patrick: Where is my files?
Patrick: I can only see the UR NEXT files, and a document OPENMEOPENMEOPENME!
(Patrick opens the OPENMEOPENMEOPENME document.)
(In the document says YOU INSTALLED ME, NOW ITS TOO LATER, I GOT YOU. DONT LOOK BEHIND YOU)
Patrick: I'm so scared! What is behind me?
(Patrick looks behind, very scared.)
Patrick: Ooh, behind me is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! A MONSTER!!!
SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm not a monster, I'm your best friend, SpongeBob!
Patrick: SpongeBob, help me! I had a 000.exe virus, and it is scaring me!
SpongeBob: Oh my god! Contact Sandy.
Patrick: OK.
(Patrick contacted Sandy)
Sandy: Howdy Patrick! 
Patrick: It's traggic, i had the 000 virus!
Sandy: Oh no! Buy a new PC at Bikini Bottom PC Shop. Give your old PC to FlyTech Videos. Fly will fix your old PC, and you can use it again.
Patrick: Thanks Sandy!
(Patrick ended the call)
Patrick: Go with me, SpongeBob, we're going to buy a new PC at Bikini Bottom PC Shop!
SpongeBob: OK best friend!
French Narrator: 34 minutes later...
Patrick: We are at the Bikini Bottom PC Shop.
(SpongeBob and Patrick opens the door)
Worker fish: Which PC do you want?
Patrick: Philips EnergyStar 16012-14122 with Windows 7!
Worker fish: OK dear.
SpongeBob: Going to pay for it!
Patrick: Thanks cashier!
Worker fish: No problem.
French Narrator: 42 minutes later...
SpongeBob: We are at FlyTech Videos's house!
Patrick: Finally!
(SpongeBob and Patrick opens the door)
Patrick: Here are my old PC! Fix it and delete the 000 virus!
FlyTech Videos: OK, OK. 
Patrick: Thanks, good man!
(Patrick slams the door)
French Narrator: 43 minutes later...
SpongeBob: Open the door of the rock!
Patrick: OK!
(Patrick opens the door)
SpongeBob: Run your new PC!
Patrick: OK!
French Narrator: After the installation...
SpongeBob: Go to the account!
Patrick: OK!
SpongeBob: Call FlyTech Videos on Skype!
Patrick: OK!
(Patrick calls FlyTech Videos on Skype)
Patrick: Fly, are my PC fixed!
FlyTech Videos: Wait a sec...
FlyTech Videos: It's deleted! Go to my house, to take your PC back!
Patrick: OK!
(Patrick ends the Skype call)
SpongeBob: Go to Fly's house!
Patrick: OK!
French Narrator: 49 minutes later...
SpongeBob: Open the door!
Patrick: OK!
(Patrick opens the door)
FlyTech Videos: Here are your PC, shiny and clean!
Patrick: Thanks! Use my new PC.
FlyTech Videos: Thanks!
French Narrator: 45 minutes later...
SpongeBob: OK, open the door!
Patrick: OK!
SpongeBob: Run your PC!
Patrick: OK!
(The PC starts)
Windows 10: Welcome!
Patrick: My PC are clean!
SpongeBob: Do you learned a lesson?
Patrick: Yes. Don't download from risk and phishing sites!
French Narrator: At the beach...
Patchy the Pirate: Patrick telled Sandy that www.bikinibottomcloudsaver.com is a risk site.
Patrick: Sandy, the link www.bikinibottomcloudsaver.com is a high risk site!
Patchy the Pirate: Do you guys learned a lesson? Don't visit high risk and phishing sites! You may got a virus!
Potty the Parrot: Go to risk sites!
Patchy the Pirate: No! Don't go to risk sites! Go away, you stupid parrot!
(The End title card appeared.)
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