Kirby

:Not to be confused with Furby or the vacuum cleaner of the same name.
Kirby is one of the most ravenous, chonkus, pink creatures in the Kirbyverse (as well as Planet Popstar). He is typically a pink puffball that gobbles up anything. Some say that he tastes like chocolate, others, strawberry bubblegum. His first appearance was in Kirby's Nightmare State, and his latest appearance was in Kirby: The Return to Nightmare State. Kirby also has a girlfriend named Susie.
Although Kirby is unfit to be a heavenly virtue, as he too sometimes does a bad thing, the crew needed somebody who could represent charity, and they saw Kirby giving a single UnDollar to PETA.
==History==
One time, when Kirby was a kid, he thought his dad was killing mommy, even though it was OBVIOUSLY the TV playing a movie in the background, so he ran outside and started living in the streets. Since he didn't have any money or food, he became the world's cutest serial killer, savagely devouring anything that moved AND didn't move. This is how he discovered his Copy Ability.Later, he was watching the stars, when some evil tiny witch came and started poking with a crystal, so he called his friends, but they were all possessed and turning their heads 360º and vomiting green goo. So Kirby beat them up, and discovered that the possessor was actually a peek-a-boo, so he went to collect random crystals in different planets, and defeated many bosses, plus the final boss which was a white Peek-a-boo with a lot of eyes. So he got jealous of Kirby and started copying his powers. After Kirby pwn3d him easily, the crystals went berserk and started mutilating the people of the tiny witch's planet, trying to find who was a bad guy. Then this weirdo came and started shooting lasers at Kirby. Kirby shot lasers right back at 'em with the Mutilating Crystal and pwn3d him too, then everything was back to normal.
===Legacy===
Although Kirby is dead, some weirdos had the idea to put him in a shame. They did that, and two people loved it. They made a sequel, and one person loved it. All succeeding sequels sucked so bad, not one person liked them. Even the creators said they were crap. Kirby also has a statue of himself in the Kirbyverse, and in Antarctica. They even made vending machines to honor his Mouthful Mode.
==Abilities==
Kirby is powerless. All he can do is say "Achoo!" and make everything gross. And devour everything on a level comparable to that of Baby Yoshis.
This is completely false. Kirby is an immortal god of destruction, and is to be treated as such.
Kirby's abilities include:
* Use of Warp Stars
* Copying other people's abilities
* Summoning swords
* Turning into heavy objects
*turning into just about everything
*Mouthful mode (You can do that as well)
* Exceptionally strong hammer
* Turning into yarn
* Changing his dimensionality
==Trivia==
*Kirby is immune to Weegee’s stare. 
*He once turned into a large eldritch monstrosity after he ate Capricorn but fortunately for Capricorn, Kirby ate so many cities in this form, that he vomited up the horned gish who was left traumatized.
*He’s almost an Undefeatable, but not quite there.
*There exists a vacuum cleaner named after him.
*Kirby is friends with Boyfriend and Bomberman, who are also 19 year olds with high pitched voices.
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