Ristar 11: The Stars in our Hearts

== Overview ==
Ristar 11: The Stars in our Hearts is one of two Ristar 11 games, the other being Ristar 11: The Stars in our Souls. You play as Ristar as you try to defeat Holy Ristar in his attempt to have the entire universe engulfed by the stars and send everything to a new world of his design.
== Gameplay ==
Ristar 11 plays as a boss rush with short levels in between each boss. It is a formula that is pretty dope.
== Plot ==
=== Opening cutscene ===
The opening cutscene starts with a shot of the outside of Space Prison in the middle of space. There is an explosion, and Bodacious Blue Ristar, Science Cultist, and a green Ristar step out of the prison. They then disappear in a flash of blue light.
Ristar, Repentacle, Harribo, and General Piss are standing in Africa, facing off against Dark Ristar with his emotion ray.
Dark Ristar: Mwa ha ha I am about to fire my emotion ray at you Ristar!
Ristar: Yeah but I have a purple crystal
Dark Ristar: Yeah so what
Ristar: I dunno
Radical Red Ristar appears in a flash of red light
Radical Red Ristar: Hey guys I found this emotion ray 2.0 along with all the gayralds and anti-gayralds!
Harribo: Why did you do that?
Radical Red Ristar: I thought they might be useful
Bodacious Blue Ristar, Science Cultist and the green Ristar appear in a flash of blue light
Science Cultist: Hey give me those!
Science Cultist takes the emotion ray 2.0 and the gayralds and the anti-gayralds
Bodacious Blue Ristar: Hey did you know that if you stop the timeline from splitting by turning the sexually confused gemstones into the gayralds you can make a new universe in your image when you die?
Radical Red Ristar: Really? Dope!
Radical Red Ristar time travels into the past to the events of Ristar 0
Harribo: Hey why’d you do that?
Bodacious Blue Ristar: To make the time loop stable
Ristar: And who’s the new Ristar?
Science Cultist: It’s my Ristar OC brought to life with the power of reality warping and science. He’s a Ristar who fused with the crystal shards to become the ultimate gay being
Gay Green Ristar: Hell yeah
Repentacle: That is an affront to nature
Dark Ristar: Enough! I’m gonna finally fire my emotion ray!
Science Cultist: Not if I fire the emotion ray 2.0 at you first!
Dark Ristar and Science Cultist fire the emotion rays at each other. The emotional power collides and bursts out, hitting the gayralds, anti-gayralds, purple shard, and Gay Green Ristar. This causes energies of the gayralds, anti-gayralds, purple shard, and crystal shards to burst out at Bodacious Blue Ristar.
Bodacious Blue Ristar: Ouch my everything
Dark Ristar: What the hell just happened?
Ristar: I have no idea
A cloud of smoke appears around Bodacious Blue Ristar. The smoke dispurses, and Bodacious Blue Ristar is gone, with a bright figure standing to the left of where he was.
Harribo: Hey who are you?
Holy Ristar: I am this world’s savior. I will bring this universe into the light. I am Holy Ristar.
Holy Ristar creates a burst of light in front of him, swallowing everything it touches. Right before it reaches Ristar, an arm reaches out and grabs him, bringing him into another plane of existence.
Ristar: Hey what just happened?
???: I just saved you from being turned by the light
Ristar: Where am I?
???: You are in the ruins of Ghost Town
Ristar: Who are you?
???: I am Mel Gibson, lord of that which has been forgotten to time
Ristar: Where are my friends?
Mel: Look upwards
Ristar looks upwards and sees a bright light
Ristar: Is that the sun?
Mel: No, that is the universe. It has been swallowed by the light. All that reside within it have been corrupted by Holy Ristar.
Ristar: Well how do I stop it?
Mel: You must defeat the holy versions of your friends. Holy Ristar will sense your presence and come to bring you into the light. That is when you must defeat him.
Ristar: Oh boy here I go!
=== After reaching Dark Ristar ===
Ristar: Hey I’m gonna beat you!
Holy Dark Ristar: It is too late. I have been consumed by the light, and soon, you will be too.
Ristar: Not if I have anything to say about it!
Holy Dark Ristar: Then you shall perish
=== After reaching Harribo ===
Ristar: Hey Harribo it’s me Ristar!
Holy Harribo: You have done well to get this far, but it is here where the light will touch you!
Ristar: Aw man looks like I’m gonna have to beat you up
Holy Ristar: Be consumed by the light!
=== After reaching Repentacle ===
Ristar: Hey Repentacle buddy!
Holy Repentacle: You may have defeated the others, but I shall stop you her and now!
Ristar: Even you’ve been corrupted? I guess I’ll have to beat you too!
Holy Repentacle: I wouldn’t be too sure about that
=== After reaching Holy Ristar ===
Ristar: I finally found you! Release my friends!
Holy Ristar: I cannot do that
Ristar: And why not?
Holy Ristar: Because you just killed them all
Ristar: What no I just beat them until they exploded in a flash of light
Holy Ristar: Exactly
Ristar: Oh shit man
Holy Ristar: Now you die!
After beating Holy Ristar
Ristar: Oh noes he’s exploding!
Mel: Don’t worry I got you!
Mel Gibson pulls Ristar into the Ghost Town ruins
Ristar: I thought you said beating up my friends would help bring them back!
Mel: Don’t worry, it’s all part of my plan
Ristar: Oh yeah we’re in Ghost Town! That means they will show up here as ghosts!
Mel: Actually, since Ghost Town was destroyed, everyone who dies just dies without leaving a ghost behind
Ristar: Then what do we do?
Mel: Look up
Ristar looks up
Ristar: I don’t see anything
Mel: Exactly
Ristar: Hey where’d the universe go?
Mel: You killed Holy Ristar, and since the universe was corrupted by his light, it was destroyed as well
Ristar: Oh shit I just ended the universe
Mel: Pretty much
Ristar: Hey what’s this power?
Mel: The universe has a set amount of coolness distributed throughout it. Now that you’re the only remains of the universe, you are containing it all.
Ristar: Does this mean I can save the universe?
Mel: Not yet. However, there is a way you can.
Ristar: How do I do that M-Gibbles?
Mel: I am currently having this exact conversation with another Ristar. If you both time travel to the past to the same place and time, you will fuse, and you will contain the power of two universes. Go and kill Kaiser Greedy to stop him from playing rummy.
Ristar: Kaiser Greedy? What does he have to do with any of this?
Mel: He played rummy against Fresh Prince of Bel Air Ristar, which caused Fresh Prince of Bel Air Ristar to use his ultimate attack. That ultimate attack happened at the exact time that the emotion rays hit the gems, which caused them to combine their energies and create Holy Ristar.
Ristar: Alright! Where should I go?
Mel: That is up to you
Ristar: Well okay then!
Ristar time travels away
End of Universe 1
=== After Universe 1 ends ===
Ristar flies through time. Events of all the previous games in the timeline are shown in reverse. In reverse. The final event is of a green crystal flying off of Ristar’s head. Ristar then appears on the moon next to Kaiser Greedy and his minions. He is wearing a pair of sunglasses.
Sunglasses Ristar: Cool.
Kaiser Greedy: Hey what do you want? I already lost to you!
Sunglasses Ristar obliterates Kaiser Greedy the minions with his mind
Sunglasses Ristar: Wack
== Post-Game Content ==
After beating the game, an extra cutscene is played. It has no dialog.
=== Post-game cutscene ===
Ristar is sitting on a couch with Harribo, Repentangle, and Dark Ristar. They are all watching TV. The camera pans way from the couch and out a window, and then up to the stars. A constellation of Sunglasses Ristar can be seen in the sky.
Mel Gibson and Feel are standing in Ghost Town, which is no longer in ruins, looking at the constellation of Sunglasses Ristar. They are smiling.
== Trivia ==
* Ristar 11 is the final game in universe 1, as well as the first game in universe 3
* It is unknown were Radical Red Ristar is now. He still exists, as Ristar 0 is still canon to universe 3. He is probably super evil.
* Ristar from universe 1 is now permanently Sunglasses Ristar and also a constellation
* He likely made his appearance in Ristar 0 before becoming a constellation
* It is unknown why Dark Ristar is sitting with Ristar, Harribo, and Repentacle
* The answer is likely time travel bullshit
* None of the Universe 2 games appear in the timeline because it ended and also it is in a different timeline
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