Black Baby

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# Black Baby is the first episode of the animated series, Animeme. It premiered on YouTube on July 16, 2012.
==Memes==
Image	Meme 	Description
 	Why Not Zoidberg? 	Zoidberg offers to have an animated meme made out of him.
 	Bad Luck Brian 	Brian is said to have gotten his first troll hair... in his salad.
 	All The Things 	The guy in the meme yells to dub all the steps.
 	Paranoid Parrot 	The parrot says to turn the basement lights off, then run upstairs quickly.
 	iHate 	The guy in the meme reminds the audience that the protagonist of the Zelda games is Link, and not Zelda.
 	Condescending Wonka 	Wonka sarcastically guesses that someone wearing a tap out shirt is super tough.
 	Okay Guy 	Okay Guy asks is he can come with some people, but is turned down.
 	Courage Wolf 	The wolf suggests that you eat a mosquito if it bites you, then you can take back what's yours.
 	Rage Comics 	A woman tells her husband that she's pregnant, which makes him happy that he'll be a father. When the baby is born months later, it's discovered that the baby is black, but the parents are not. The wife realizes that she needs to confess to an affair, but the husband is happy nonetheless, thinking the baby will grow up to be a sports all-star.
 	Philosoraptor 	The philosoraptor wonders if you can still see if you have both x-ray vision and your eyes closed.
 	The Most Interesting Man in the World	The man tells the audience that he doesn't always have fun, but when he does, it's [BLEEP].
 	Why??? 	The guy in the meme asks why curiosity killed the cat.
 	Scandalous Steve 	Steve asks if he can borrow your lighter permanently.
 	Minecraft Creeper 	The Creeper points out that your house doesn't have a door, before exploding.
 	Forever Alone 	The FA guy accepts the challenge for a 40 year old virgin.
 	Slowpoke 	The Skowpoke tells you that someone should kill Hitler.
 	Good Guy Greg 	Greg holds the door open for a beautiful lady and her boyfriend.
 	Insanity Wolf 	The wolf suggests demonstrating [BLEEP] to your parents when they ask what it is.
== Transcript ==
*Why Not Zoidberg
Need to animate a meme
Why not Zoidberg?
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*Bad Luck Brian 
Gets first troll hair
In his salad
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* All The Things 
Dub...
All the steps!
Wub wub wub!
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*Paranoid Parrot 
Turn the lights off in the basement
Run the bloop upstairs!
----*iHate 
His name is Link...
Not Zelda!
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*Condescending Wonka
Oh, a Tap Out shirt?
I bet you kicked so much butts
----*Okay Guy 
Can I come with you kids?
No? Okay...
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*Courage Wolf
Mosquito bites you
Eat it! Take back what is yours!
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*Rage Comics 
This life...
So honey, I went to the doctor today, I'm pregnant
Wow! I'm gonna be a dad... I'm so happy!
Several months later... 
(The screen shows the wife screaming in combination between anger and pain, she is shown on the hospital bed with her legs standing.)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Come on. Push... He's almost out!
(The screen zooms to a scientist with a Poker Face paste to his head.)
Poker Face
Your son is perfectly... um... healthy, congratulations... here you go
(The screen shows everyone with Poker Face paste on their owned faces because they all have a black baby.)
Poker Face
Poker Face
Poker Face
Honey, there's something I need to tell you...
(The honey turns normal for being Poker Face.)
OH MY GOD... Our son is...
(The screen shows the honey with a fist doing in his lips and has bloodshot eyes.)
Gonna be the most bloopmazing all-star!
(The screen shows the honey shaped as Justin Bieber singing as shadows of Freddie Mercury is right behind him.)
Awwwwwwww yeah!
----*Philosoraptor
If you have x-ray vision and you close your eyes
Can you still see?
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*Most Interesting Man
I don't always have fun
But when I do, it's bloop
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*Whyy???
Curiosity
Why did you kill the cat?
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*Scandalous Steve
Borrow your lighter
Permanently
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*Minecraft Creeper
Nice house
Could use a door
----*Forever Alone
40 year old virgin?
Challenge accepted
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*Slowpoke
Someone
Should totally kill Hitler
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*Good Guy Greg
Holds the door for a beautiful girl
And her boyfriend
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*Insanity Wolf 
Parent asks what 'bloop' means
Demonstrate!
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