Killing Machine

The Killing Machine was Microsoft Sam's primary weapon. When used against someone, it makes a sound akin to the Collapsing Platform 2 sound effect from Sonic the Hedgehog 1, and the subject is killed instantly. Sometimes, it won't work against someone, which means one of two things; either it got sabotaged, or it loses power every time it is used. It is not clear what's true yet.
Whenever it gets weak, Sam used some sort of upgrader in order to rejuvenate it. In fact, the last error at the end of the Defeat of the Boss episode claims that it got upgraded to the "Killing Machine Mk. II," even though it may just be in the state it was in before.
As of The Story Continues, it was banished to the Retcon Room, which basically acts as double death in the universe. He replaced it with the ROFL-47 Machine Gun from the mansion of Windows Private Island, which the Orb of Light provides infinite ammunition for. However, Mr. Afterlife was revived, so it later became useless and Sam was banished there by him, too. Ironically enough, the Killing Machine is his only saving grace!
== People who died from it ==
* Microsoft Mike (x3)
* Microsoft Mary (x3)
* Dr. Zomboss (x2, 1 failed attempt)
* Mr. Afterlife
== Appearances ==
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* Episode 1 - Zombified
* Episode 2 - Evil Sam
* Episode 3 - For Real This Time
* Episode 4 - Defeat of the Boss
* Episode 5 - Sam's Defeat
* Episode 7 - The Truth
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