Respect

Respect is the second track of What the Hell Happened to Me?. It is about a 5 year old boy known as Little Nicky DeCesare as he tells his grandfather and his grandfather's friends at the social club about his first day of school.
==Dialogue==
*Adam Sandler: And now, Little Nicky DeCesare tells his grandfather and his grandfather's friends at the social club about his first day of school.
*Grandfather: Hey, everybody. Nicky had his first day of school today.
*Sammy: Oh, Nicky, that's great.
*Old Men:
*Sammy: Respect!
*Grandfather: How you doing, Nicky?
*Nicky: Okay, grandpa.
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*Grandfather: Hey, Nicky. Tell us about your first day of school.
*Nicky:
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*Grandfather: Tell us some more, Nicky.
*Nicky:
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*Grandfather:
*Nicky: Play-Doh smells good.
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*Grandfather: Tell grandpa some more.
*Nicky:
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*Grandfather: Did you dunk it in the milk?
*Nicky: 
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*Grandfather:
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*Sammy:
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*Grandfather: What else, Nicky?
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*Sammy: Don't respect the wolf.
*Grandfather: SAMMY, JUMP IN FRONT OF A FUCKING TRUCK!
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*Grandfather: What else, Little Nicky?
*Nicky: I played on the playground
*Grandfather: Oh, you gotta respect those monkey bars.
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*Nicky: A boy pushed me off the see-saw.
*Grandfather: What did you say?
*Nicky: A boy pushed me off the see-saw.
*Grandfather: And what is this boy's name?
*Nicky: His name's Donnie MacMillan.
*Grandfather: HE'S FUCKING DEAD! YOU FUCKING HEAR ME!? I'LL CUT HIS FUCKING BALLS OFF! COCK SUCK THE LITTLE FUCK! I'LL FEED HIS BALLS TO HIS FUCKING MOTHER!
*Sammy: He's a dead man! Kid's a dead man!
*Old Man: He's fucking dead!
*Frankie: You bring your Uncle Frankie down there, and you show me this kid dead!
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*Nicky:
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*Sammy: Got to respect the condom!
*Grandfather: YOU FUCKING MORON! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, A CONDOM!? HE'S FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD! YOU PUT A FUCKING.. I'LL PUT A FUCKING CONDOM ON YOUR FUCKING TOMBSTONE!
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*Grandfather: Tell grandpa some more, Nicky.
*Nicky:
==Voices==
*Adam Sandler as Adam Sandler, Grandfather
*Allen Covert as Sammy
*Tim Herlihy as Old Men
*Frank Coraci as Old Men
*Jon Rosenberg as Nicky DeCesare
==Video==
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Category:Sketches