Shorts with the Dragonets

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|-|Intro=
Random fanfics. I hope you enjoy!
|-|The Dragonets=
==Behind the scenes of the Dragonet Prophecy==
Clay: *Intensely fights Kestrel*
Valkyrie: Cut!
Clay: What'd ya do that for? 
Valkyrie: You're supposed to move across the stage from left to right, Tsunami has to come in behind you!
Sunny: When do I come on?
Valkyrie: *Sigh* Sunny, you don't come on until scene two.
Clay: Isn't scene two the dinner scene?
Valkyrie: Clay, just finish this take and then we can move on. Action!
Kestrel: FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
Clay: I’m trying! Maybe if we could stop and talk about it.
Kestrel: Feint to the left! Roll right! Use your fire!
Clay: *Tries to fight* 
Kestrel: WHICH LEFT WAS THAT, USELESS? Are all MudWings this stupid? OR ARE YOU JUST DEAF?
Clay: I don’t know about other MudWings Obviously. But perhaps we could try fighting without all the shouting and see —
Kestrel: COWARD!
Clay: OW! You said stomping tails was cheating!
Kestrel: I’m your teacher. Nothing I do is cheating. Get down here and fight like a SkyWing!
Clay: Can’t I fight one of the others? I’m much better at that.
Kestrel: Oh, yes? Which opponent would you prefer, the stunted SandWing or the lazy RainWing? Because I’m sure you’ll get to choose out on the battlefield.
Clay: Glory’s not lazy. She’s just not built for fighting, that’s all. Webs says there’s not much to fight about in the rain forest because the RainWings have all the food they want. He says that’s why they’ve stayed out of the war so far, because none of the rival queens want RainWings in their armies anyway. 
Kestrel: STOP YAMMERING AND GET DOWN HERE! 
Kestrel Where’s the violent little monster I saw when you hatched? That’s the dragon we need for the prophecy.
Clay: Gwap
Tsunami: *Enters and bites Kestrel*
Tsunami: Ow! Your tail is too hard to bite! And it tastes like rock.
Kestrel: *Is mad* You aren't supposed to eat my tail, you're supposed to bite it.
Valkyrie: *Facepalm* Cut, Tsunami, you aren't supposed eat her tail, it says on the script that you are to bite are to prevent Clay from being charbroiled. Action!
Kestrel: FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
Clay: I’m trying! Maybe if we could stop and talk about it.
Kestrel: Feint to the left! Roll right! Use your fire!
Clay: *Tries to fight* 
Kestrel: WHICH LEFT WAS THAT, USELESS? Are all MudWings this stupid? OR ARE YOU JUST DEAF?
Glory: *eye roll* they are hopeless at this.
Starflight: *makes shush gesture* 
Sunny: *Runs in* Ah! I can't fly to through the Sky Hole because of my character design!
Valkyrie: *says wearily* cut.
After many failed attempts
Sunny: That was fun!
Valkyrie: Yes, so fun. I especially enjoyed it when you ran on set and broke the forth wall.
Starflight: Are you being sarcastic?
Valkyrie: *Is sarcastic* Gee, I have no idea.
Clay: That was starcasum!
Glory: ??
Valkyrie: ...
Glory: Do you mean sarcasm?
Clay: What's scarcasum
Valkyrie: Starflight, you're taking over the job as director.
Starflight: Why me!
Valkyrie: YOUR THE ONLY ONE RESPONSIBLE!
Tsunami: I am a princess! I should be director. 
Sunny: I think Starflight should be the director. He's smart and responsible.
Valkyrie: Finally someone agrees with me!
Clay: I don't care just- Valkee, are you going to finish that?
Valkyrie: DON'T CALL ME VALKEE!!!
Valkyrie: *Grabs microphone and throws it in the river*
THE END
==Messed up UNO==
Clay: *red three*
Tsunami: *blue three*
Glory: *green three*
Starflight: *green seven*
Sunny: *green uno reverse card*
Starflight: *green nine*
Glory: *Pick up four-change to blue*
Tsunami: I will kill you for this!
Glory: Sure whatever.
Deathbringer: Don't you dare touch the Queen!
Sunny: Where'd you come from?
Glory: Unfortunately, he follows me everywhere.
Clay: Lunch??
Starflight: Tsunami, stop, and by the way, you're winning the 'Who's Threatened To Murder Glory The Most' competition and Clay we aren't eating yet.
Clay: But those fish are just asking to be eaten.
Starflight: You brought fish?
Clay: Tsunami brought them. 
Sunny: They stink.
Starflight: Ohhhhhh, so that's what that awful smell was, I thought it was Tsunami.
Tsunami: SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
Starflight: I was saying that to your face, or was it your rear? I can't see the difference,oh wait, I can't see. *Slaps Tsunami's face*
Tsunami: OW! That was my face.
Starflight: Sorry thought it was your butt.
Sunny: So much for a peaceful game...
==The dumb stuff==
Clay: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Tsunami: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Glory: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Sunny: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Starflight: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
==Bye Sunny==
Starflight: Bye Sunny! Bye Glory! Bye Starflight! Bye Sunny! Bye Tsunami!
Glory: You said ‘bye Sunny’ twice.
Starflight: I like Sunny.
==Cars==
Clay: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Tsunami: Several traffic violations.
Glory: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Starflight: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Sunny: Also, that’s not our car.
|-|The False Dragonets= 
===The Hypothetical Question===
Fatespeaker: If Squid and I were drowning, who would you save?
Flame: You two can't swim?
Fatespeaker: It's a hypothetical question, Flame! Who would you save!
Flame: My time and effort.
===Would you jump?===
Fatespeaker: So now I'm just supposed to do what ever Viper does? I mean what if she jumped into the NightWing Volcano? And didn't fly out!
Flame: If Viper were to dive into the Volcano, she would've done her due diligence regarding the height of the jump, the depth of the lava, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Viper jump into the Volcano, by all means, jump into the Volcano.
Squid: You jump into the Volcano!
Flame: Gladly. Provided Viper and Fatespeaker went first.
===Waiting for a response===
Squid: I'm an idiot.
Flame:
Ochre:
Viper:
Fatespeaker: ??
Flame: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
===Washing Machine===
Flame: Fatespeaker?
Fatespeaker: Yeah?
Flame: Could a dragon survive in a washing machine if it was on.
Fatespeaker:
Fatespeaker: Where's Squid? 
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