I Don't Not Leave The House

I Don't Not Leave The House is an episode of SBFW Sims that took a while to make.
==Plot==
First things first, a new household member has moved in: Zoltan City, the cat. Everything else is completely normal though. Exhibit A: the bathroom, which is currently a fucking mess. Zoltan, being a cat, can get "inexplicably obsessed about things around the house", and of course, he becomes obsessed with the radio. You know what else is inexplicable? The shit that happens outside our doorstep. Anyways, Jess decides to get closer to Zoltan, being the furry animal enthusiast that she is. Also some little brat is loitering right by Aidan's grave. In other news, remember Travis Scott (not the rapper)? His ghost has come back to the mortal realm. This cannot end well.
Oh, the brat's just making fun of him. False alarm.
Zoltan has gone to the kitchen and is walking around in circles. Aaron and Vanessa have gone to sleep, Travis Scott has possessed one of our toilets, I'm sure that last one will end well, some ghost has kicked over our trash can, and Jess is dancing at 30 past midnight. Hopefully after everyone goes to sleep they will forget about everything that happened earlier. Travis has stopped possessing our toilets and he is now cleaning the mess that he caused, and the ghost who kicked over our garbage is putting it back up, how considerate of them.
At 5:00 in the morning, Aaron wakes up, and he desperately needs to take a shit, completely unaware of what is happening in the bathroom. Once he arrives, he punches his old nemesis (Travis) in the face, and then he goes to shit in an outdoor toilet I placed because he refused to use the only working one inside. Vanessa drank from someone outside, Zoltan took a shit, and Jess awakens to take a shower. Once Aaron is finished using the loo he tells a quick story to himself before going to grill some steamed hams… oh, did I mention it was raining? History truly does repeat itself. Everyone is now awake and eating the steamed hams that Aaron made… including Zoltan. Man what a naughty little pussy he is. Yvonne is showering outside, history truly does repeat itself [2]. Now then, I could just have everyone fuck around at home again, but screw that, we're going to do a bit of ²trolling at the NIGHTCLUB FR!
Aidan goes to take a leak (he forgot to do it before we left), Yvonne immediately dances to the radio's music, and a bride runs up to Vanessa. Once everyone is inside, Aaron and Jess hug before the latter goes to talk to Zoltan. Yes, he's here. Vanessa then goes to talk to the bartender as everyone else has a conversation. Eventually Jess and Zoltan become good friends (because of course they do) and so do Aaron and Yvonne.
The nightclub was not very FR so we went to the gym instead. Aaron's first action is to go to the nearest window and flirt with himself. Jess was doing sit-ups outside of the gym, Vanessa is failing to box, and Aidan's watching TV. Outside, Yvonne has learned the "Inferniate" spell, I'm sure nothing bad will come from this. Jess then gets a call, which allows us to see just how much EA cares about the LGBTQ+ community. Then Yvonne does a little bit of trolling by setting a stool on fire. It doesn't really spread all that much though, so her trolling attempt failed. Vanessa then gets a job in education because we need to make the big bucks, and her work assignment earns us a respectable 88 Simoleons. A so-called shady individual is in the gym mopping up a puddle in the bathroom, and we now need to go home because Zoltan needs to shit. Oh I forgot to mention, Aaron's twerking for money. Once he is done he gets a moodlet that says "they like it when I make this ass vibrate". It seems like he has also built up quite a crowd.
Back at home the bathroom is still fucked up, but that shouldn't come as a surprise. Vanessa tries to mop up the puddles instead of fixing the source. Yvonne has just learned "Repairio", however, so fixing the bathroom should now be a breeze. She does that, but she is now "overcharged" so nobody wants to be around her. Not much else happens until midnight, when Liberty Lee's (another Sim killed in the Welcome Party incident) ghost comes back. There's also another ghost, the one of Willard Kline, the arsonist from last time, mourning at her grave. Liberty kicks over the trash can, which Yvonne responds to by slapping her. Another ghost shows up and they possess everything, with one even possessing a grave. One ghost slips on a muddy puddle by our grave collection, while the other plays on it. A while later, I think the same ghost who slipped and some other dude got beat to the ground or something. I think they're fine though. Then Zoltan wakes Yvonne up for no reason. It's meaningless trying to lecture him to not do that so she goes back to bed. Willard's (the arsonist, remember?) ghost is now grilling, I'm sure that'll go well. He made some hot dogs, but I don't know if he can eat them on account of being a ghost. Once Vanessa has gone fishing and made a plasma pack for them to drink (drinking from humans has been really inconsistent and also they have to hold off from doing that for their aspiration), they go to bed. Meanwhile two ghosts are arguing outside as Zoltan watches. While everyone sleeps, Zoltan stays up and listens to lullabies on the radio.
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