The Rhino Guards tear Pooh's outfit

As Prince John, Sir Hiss, and the rhino guards were ready to go to the crystal empire party, Prince John opened the door, and he said, "Now remember, when you're introduced to King Red and his daughter Princess Kanga, make sure to--"
"Wait!" A voice called. It was Pooh, who was now wearing a red tuxedo, a yellow bow tie, and shiny black shoes, "Please, wait for me! Isn't lovely? Do you like it? Do you think it will do?" 
"Well whatdya know? He looks great and wonderful!" Hiss sobbed smiled, as he blew his nose on a tissue.
The reptiles watched down from the stairs, smiling.
"Winnie the Pooh?!" one of the rhino guards gasped in shock, and the rhino guards panicked.
"Stop right this instant!" Prince John demanded, as he continued, "After all you do look very impressive. Don't you, Pooh?" Pooh smiled, and Prince John slowly walked towards him. "And I never go back on my word." Pooh gulped in fear, "How very clever."
"Wait a minute, there's something strange going on." Spike added curiously.
"This bow tie. It gives it just the right touch." Prince John said.
"Well, that's very nice of you. Thank you." Pooh smiled.
"Oh, yeah? Don't you think so, Pierrick?" Prince John asked.
"No, I don't. I think he's--" another rhino guard said angrily, but he gasped and he exclaimed, "Ugh! Why you little thief!"
"Don't you dare!" Hiss demanded, as Pascal was about to fight the villains only to get stopped by Spike. "That's my bow tie!" the same rhino guard shouted, "Give it here!" He snatched the bow tie, scaring poor Hathi.
"Oh, no! Oh, my goodness! Don't! Please, stop! You're hurting my feelings!" Pooh sobbed.
As the rhino guards tore Pooh's outfit, Pooh panicked, crying.
"Boys! That's quite enough." Prince John demanded.
"What have you done?" Hiss snarled at Prince John, but Prince John pushed him.
"Now, come. We must get going." Prince John said, turning to Pooh, "Goodnight."
Pooh gasped in fear, then he started crying, running to the lagoon, and sobbing, "It's not fair. I'll never get to go to the party!"
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