Whopper Whopper Ad

The Whopper Whopper Ad is an infamous song created by the Burger King so that they can sell as many Whoppers as they can hypnotize people. There is an eviler version of this ad called the Impossible Whopper Impossible Whopper Ad, which targets straight people like chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay (do you understand that?)
== Lyrics==
Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper, Junior Double Triple Whopper. Flame grilled tasted with perfect toppers Hyrule this day!
Lettuce mayo pickle ketchup it’s ok if i don’t want that (No, I don't want that!). Impossible or Bacon Whopper and Whopper my way, Whopper my way.
U rule ur seizing this day @ BK have it ur way, u suck!
==Impossible Lyrics==
Impossible Whopper Impossible Whopper Impossible Whopper Impossible Whopper, Impossible Junior Impossible Double Impossible Triple Impossible Whopper. Flame grilled tasted with perfect impossible phytoestrogen toppers this UnDay!
Impossible lettuce impossible mayo impossible pickle impossible ketchup it’s ok if i don’t want that. Impossible or Possible Bacon Impossible Whopper and Impossible Whopper my way, Impossible Whopper my way.
U rule ur seizing this impossible day @ BK have it ur way, you're trans!
*Sissy hypno*
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