120750-1615-0-to-50-tldr

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Another year, another 0-50, another 0-50 TL;DR.  I'm still getting over the flu, so I hope it's a good one.  This one's all about housing.  We are immediately joined by the giant, looming planet of Tony Rey.  As in any good sci-fi movie, we zoom out to see he is being orbited by a smaller Dierdre "Sunshine" Hollis.  It looks like someone stole his hat over his vacation.  Let's get started.
 
-They will be giving away a Rowsdower plushie at the end of the stream.  Sunshine sniffs the Rowsdower's rear.  We didn't need proof that they were appealing to all the senses.  Even Tony won't touch her now, and they were cuddling!  The Rowsdower plushie winner will also get an autographed holographic holiday card that seems to be able to warp reality in the stream.
 
-The first drop is still on schedule for first quarter of 2015.  They cannot give us a date, but it's still on schedule.  They also can't tell us what's on it, but it's very exciting to Sunshine.  If you want to see what's coming, get on the PTR and help them test the content.
 
-Bazeleel and Tony will be having a PVP town hall to discuss the nature of current Wildstar PVP issues and possible solutions with players and other Wildstar devs.  Get in touch with Bazeleel to participate.  A note that Bazeleel will brook no shit.  They won't have all the time in the world, this is a rare opportunity for us to speak directly to the dev team about feedback issues, and he's not going to stand for people venting their spleens and wasting everyone's time.  He'll have more information.
 
-Wildstar won an award!  Best MMORPG soundtrack from Massively!  I thought they hated us.  Tony invites Jeff Kurtenacker onto the Stream to personally congratulate him.  In practice, this would have worked better if you invited him before Tony started the stream.  Jeff doesn't get up from where he is to rush immediately into the studio, so I can only assume Jeff can't hear us.  Damn kids with their damn headphones...
 
-Sunshine says the soundtrack gets her to work everyday.  Tony asks Sunshine what her favorite song is.  Sunshine reacts as if she just said she's a big fan of Philip Glass, and Tony asked what her favorite movement was.  Tony likes the Drusera theme and the Wildstar main theme.  Tony decides to do his best Bobby McFerren of it.  He can knock that right off!
 
-Tony and Sunshine start a new segment called "Community Shout Out".  They do their best to act out a title card with the power of mime.  Tony's obviously been taking those acting classes seriously.
 
-Wildstar Storytime is a Youtube Channel run by TheIndeyExperiment wherein he reads stories posted to the Wildstar Forums.  Tony says he's got a great English accent.  Sunshine seems taken aback by the British accents.  Somewhere, Anlath rubs his hands together.
 
-Tony's brain is still on vacation, but he logs into the game.  He immediately becomes neighbors with Mayor Dasmoose, because who isn't?  He goes to the thread he had up to find a name.  Apparently, my suggestion of "Loveland" was a bit too SUGGESTIVE FOR THE STREAM!  He decides to go with Xothos' suggestion of ThaCheez Factory, even though Xothos wanted him to call it The CheezCake Factory.  Damn the copyright system!
 
-Tony seems a bit sheepish, because he doesn't exactly know how to do something.  He asks the stream nicely.  We're a little more mature than that, Tony.  CLICK THE *cupcake* HOUSING ICON, TONY!  IT'S AT THE TOP TONY!  THE ICON IS AT THE TOP!  NO!  ALL THE WAY AT THE TOP!   OH FFS!
 
-Tony has a Rowsdower running security.  Suddenly, I see how Carbine staffs so well.  He's also got some huge bush at his house.  I knew he should have called it Loveland!
 
-Apparently, Tony's house is new and he already needs to dust.  He also needs to hide his porn better, since Sunshine finds his stash.  Tony does his best to act shocked and reminds himself to write an angry letter to the developers of this filthy game!  Well played, Tony, well played...
 
-Tony has made his housing plot public, so anyone with Kael's Housing Tour or Visitor can visit the house of Toe Knee and see what it looks like.  Tony's outfit is straight out of Saved by the Bell.  He wanted to be Zack Morris, but didn't have the hair for it.  Yeah, it's because of the hair, Tony.  Sunshine insinuates that because Tony began balding at the age of seven, the hair must be growing in other places.  See?  Thick bush.  Loveland, Tony, it made sense!
 
-Tony has locked his treasure up behind a barbed wire fence.  People immediately begin jumping over the fence to get into his treasure.  He has underestimated how much cow tipping we do Exile-side.  Dasmoose gives him some decor and a Raidin' hat.  Tony decides to wear it gardening.  The first thing he does is put a dresser beside his bed.  That might be a good place to stash that porn, Tony.
 
-Tony brings his chandelier in all *cupcake*-eyed.  Go into those advanced controls and set your rotations, Tony.  That'll straighten it out manually.  Just friendly advice.  Tony tries to put a lamp on a dresser, but can't get it to work.  Just move your camera and you can see the top of the dresser, Tony.  ROTATE THE CAMERA!  ROTATE THE DAMN CAMERA!
 
-People are just throwing decor at Tony.  It's like housing gavage.  Are we harvesting his liver?
 
-Tony opens his boombox and gets a flask of minor renown.  KNOW THE PAIN, TONY!
 
-Tony is now running an illegal gambling operation at his housing plot.  This California crime wave he's fronting has to stop.  Tony really likes his colorful Aurin table.  He seriously sounds like some of the people my dad used to go antiquing with talking about that table.
 
-A giant tower with searchlights appears on Tony's plot.  It looks like the law finally caught up to Tony.
 
-Tony is suddenly realizing why people lose themselves in housing.  He has no idea yet.  Tony takes an hour and now he thinks he's Martha Stewart.
 
-Tony suddenly gets a space taco stand.  He has to immediately place it on his property.  It's a good thing I don't have to make jokes, because Tony makes the racist jokes for me.  And he's allowed!  Tony turns it upside down and loses his taco stand in the ground.  Tony cries.  Clint asks what's wrong, and Tony responds Clint doesn't understand... it was his only son!
 
-Tony says he doesn't play for poop.  Maybe he plays for NERF!
 
-Anivel's artwork is still making the stream, with his awesome Mechari piece.  Astral Cooties did a piece on Drusera.  Little Vixen even hand painted her boyfriend an Exile T-shirt.  Please submit your fan art to fanart@wildstar-online.com.
 
-Sunshine hopes you're all paying attention this month, since she's seen the current patch notes for Drop 4 and is very excited.  So are we!  But that's the end of the stream.  I'm going to go cough up something green and turn my *cupcake* into that fire hose on the tank at the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.  The flu's fun.  Go away.
 
 	
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			*rubs hands together*	
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			ThaCheez Factory, Tha CheezCake Factory.. close enough I guess. :-D	
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			I am basically the Martha Stewart of Housing. 	
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I am basically the Martha Stewart of Housing. 
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I dare you to dress the part on the next stream. ;)
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I dare you to dress the part on the next stream. ;)
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