Pythagorean Articles

The Pythagorean Articles were a group of papers that were said to be passed down from the highest Lynchist believers themselves. These ancestors believed that they were all children of Lynch, who sacrificed his anus and spirit to place his power within each and every being in the universe. These believers did not know of the presence of any forces above Lynch, believing that he was at the top of the pyramid. Now, not all of the old ancestors believed in the Pythagorean Articles, creating a civil war within the small group of growing Lynchists.