Crap Kelloggs

Crap Kelloggs 
One of the first Crap Lom members created by Pops, and is usually paired alongside Crap Joe in stories, such as Me and My Alpha Baka. The main design of Crap Kelloggs is comically inaccurate compared to his real life counterpart, Kelloggs, with him being very small and having messy hair. 
Much like his real life traits, Crap Kelloggs loves Geoguessr, KFC, and hating women. Some of these being major part of Joseph's Basics in Geoguessr and Learning and mentioned in other Crap Lom Comics. He will also casually dox the details of Crap Shmexi in multiple comics, much to Crap Shmexi's anger to which he will announce his pure skill of Geoguessr with a proud grin on his face. 
Crap Kelloggs would find himself banned from the local farm after consuming every single carrot on the farm as he believed that each carrot helped him to see more, and as a way of proving himself to his idle, Big Chungus. This would cause quite the scene one time when the Crap Lom took a trip to Derick Resort where Crap Kelloggs would meet a man in a Big Chungus mascot costume. He would proceed to get up in the cast member's face, ask hundreds of Geoguessr questions, and force feeding him carrots whilst proclaiming 'this'll hold you alright!' whilst uncontrollably laughing. The cast member in the costume would then explode resulting in Crap Kelloggs being sent to Derick's office for a stern talking too.
"Right big lad, I see you've been causing a scene out there if you know what am sezzin? Well, you're just the kinda donny we're looking for here at Derick island" Derick says to CK whilst staring out of his office window right at the women sun bathing by the Derick Pool, he would then hand CK a post it note with his name and number really terribly written and misspelt on.
"If you need some work then phone my number from this business card, and we'll get right down to Business, Derick Business."
After this encounter, CK would have permanent access to one of Derick's jets so he can fast travel to Derick Island, and to wherever he desires. Though, he never actually uses the jet as he prefers to just stick with the train and is still late to everything because of this. This would also be why CK is the last person to enter the building in Joseph's Basics, with the Train Conductor being visible in his train during the opening of the game.