Coach Kreeton

Coach Kreeton is a character in a series of sketches from All That, played by Kel Mitchell. He is the gym teacher at Dullmont Junior High School, who hates children and constantly has pain inflicted on him; he once had his hand stuck in a waffle iron, and then fell out a window. His catchphrases are "Goood", "Oh, the life I live is sad!", and "You upset me in ways I can't understand!" Coach Kreeton is also the cousin of Clavis. In a sketch during the All That Tenth Anniversary Special, it was revealed that he quit teaching at Dullmont Junior High because he couldn't deal with "those demon crazy communist children", even though Principal Pimpell keeps asking him to come back. This sketch also became one of the more popular sketches of the entire show, and also Kel's favorite sketch.
Category:All That characters
Category:Grouches
Category:Teachers
Category:African-American