King Dane I

Note: This page is very old and information here is bound to be both inaccurate and outdated. Additionally, this is merely a joke.
King Dane I, also known as Nkechinyer, Nkech or Dane, and sometimes referred to as commie china, was some random background decoration that on September 29, took control of the Drama Wiki, also known as "HHW". He decided to make the wiki a new North Korea, although he only secretly wanted SM's cookies. He, along with his mistress, Emma (or Michelle. or Bayonetta. or Michelle. or Emma. wat) were obsessed with "Douglas", also known as the guy who thought of PuffleDisappears as his homie. He was pranked in another of Nkechinyer's "totally not stupid" social experiments."
Nkechinyer liked to be rude to several people, probably because his YouTube drama covering channel was shut down by the rat-gnome and :P zure. He also proclaimed himself as "god" and "the wiki hero", but we all know he was high on mints that time and he was lying.  
== Relationships ==
=== Friends ===
* Floyd, because cookies = <3.
=== Neutral ===
* Layten, also known as "Playten", "Lay-10" or "Play-10", aka Staff's #1 fanboy, likes and thinks of Nkech as a friend. That was, until Playten was dethroned by Nkechinyer himself on December 26, 2016. But Playten, while high on mints, decided to dethrone Nkechinyer himself, in a fantastic chain reaction, on February 26, 2016. They later went on to make more internet drama, but both failed and "apologized". Very positive vibes, Layten.
=== Enemies ===
* Douglas, also known as Doug, thinks that Nkech is mean. Nkech thinks that Douglas is high on mints and hates him, probably because Doug did never teach Nkech how to dougie. Oh, well. at least commie china deserves it. :3