Paris Hilton John McCain Ad: Hillary Clinton's Response

300px"Paris Hilton John McCain Ad: Hillary Clinton's Response" is a Skippy Shorts video.
==Synopsis==
The episode opens to a black screenshot with white captions saying, "PARIS HILTON." Then the captions say, "SHE'S REALLY HOT." The scene cuts to a picture of a deformed Hilton. Then the captions say, "But is she Ready to Lead?".
Hillary Clinton greets America and introduces herself. She is tanning in the sun, wearing a bikini. She begins to talk about the Paris Hilton ad video. She addresses Hilton, calling him "Par." She asks her if she is listening, telling her working her body doesn't get her anywhere in politics. She says they are both "dead, dead hot" and that she knows it, having been working it for years and it did not get her anywhere. Hillary tells Paris just because she is in her bikini, it will not do it for her. Before continuing, Hillary looks at a magazine article on how to increase the size of her ever-whitening can with burgers. After looking, she says, "Ohh! Chihuahua meat! Loves it!".
Hillary readdresses Hilton, suggesting to listen to her policy of how to solve all world hunger. She then says, "Blah blah-blah-blah blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah blah! Blah blah blah! Words, words, words! Words, words, word! Blah blah blah, BLAAAAHHHH, BLAAAAAAHHHHH, BLAH BLAH, BLAAAAAAHHH!". Then she says that should do it.
Hillary says she is serious and tells Hilton they might be "hot little morsels" that everybody cannot stand to look at without wanting to "take a bite", but in the politically correct America, they will not make it right now. Becoming emotional, Hillary says if she is not a skinny black man that looks like Bill Cosby on some sort of diet pill or an old white man that looks like Richard Dreyfuss with an extra 20 pounds, it is not going to make it since America does not want "hotties", but rather "blackies", "wrinkled old men", and "skinny black boys". Hillary says it really ticks her off since she is not white and wrinkly or not black, skinny, and really good at basketball. Hillary says she is hot, smart, and rich, which should be enough.
Hillary tells Hilton to listen to her and that they should band together and take over the nation. Hillary exclaims she is willing to be the bald white one as she throws off her hair, revealing her baldness. Hillary says they just need a black one and tells Hilton to keep tanning as she begins to lose her sanity, screaming uncontrollably as the film cuts short.
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