PBAZ-The PhillyButt AirZooka

This is a butt-shaped fart machine that not only toots, but talks with goofy wisecracks from Philly Phil himself (as voiced by Phil LaMarr;) it's from the NAPPA-award winning toy line, Philly's Inventions. When the button on Phil's left buttcheek is pressed, Philly farts and follows up with a kooky wisecrack.
== The Wacky Toots and Kooky Wisecracks ==
# ("heiney honk" fart) Clear the way!
# ("tushy tune" fart) Do re mi fart so la ti do!
# ("Jumpsuit toot" fart) Whoops, I think I soiled my jumpsuit!
# ("Butt Air Attack" fart) Take cover, seek shelter, butt bombs away!
# ("Gassy 'n' brassy" fart) Who needs a pep band when you've got me?
# ("Butt explosion" fart) Ouch, that burns!
# ("Delicate softie" fart) That's the nicest fart in the world!
# ("Motorboat chug 'n' putt" fart) There's nothing in this world like a flatulent cruise!
# ("Seat singsong" fart) La, la, la, la, I love to toot!
# ("Posterior popcorn" fart) Sizzle-sizzle, sizzle-sizzle, POOT!
# ("Butt bubble" fart) Pop, pop, pop, POOT!
# ("Butt balloon release" fart) My farts are flying high!