Episode 040 - I Done Goofed

==Intro==
Episode description:Torrin did a bad bad thing, and it's time for judgement
Opening Quote:"Let's fuck some shit up!"—Kyle
Player introduction:Sean, "Hello and welcome to another episode of the Tabletop Champions, I'm Sean your dungeon master and with me tonight we have Kyle, who plays Torrin."
Kyle, "One of these days I'm gonna remember that you always pick me first, because I'm never prepared, but today is not that day!"
Sean, "Ben who plays Stark."
Ben, "Hello!"
Sean, "Matt who plays Markus."
Matt, "We must do research!"
Sean, "And Scott who plays Nedylene."
Scott, "Hello everyone!"
== Episode Summary ==
Torrin has thrown a javelin at an attacker whitout looking. He has killed a child. Sparkles the Pegacorn abandons him. Nedylene suggests Torrin should flee, but he hesitates and someone casts Hold Person on him. He is confronted by Dominic Blackwood, who sentences the Dragonborn to have his arm removed. Before the sentence is carried out, Paeris, celestial messenger of Sehanine, intervenes. As Torrin still guards an egg he tought was dragonborn, Paeris announces that it will hatch a goblin baby. Loving and caring for this baby, which will become his child, will be the kind of divine justice Torrin has to carry out as punishment for all his crimes big and small. If he fails to do so, he will suffer potentially lethal psychic damage. In addition, he has to lead a virtuous life now, following in the footsteps of Paeris. The phrase WWPD, aka What Would Paeris Do? is coined as a guiding principle. Dominic Blackwood, not too happy with the results, engages them in combat and gets killed, which means Nedylene will miss out on her bounty. In the ashes of the foe, Stark finds more demon locks, completing his collection of 13.
== Memorable Quotes ==
Kyle, "Alright, so I get it. I’m the only one who’s killed a kid, and I’m the only one who’s killed a small child’s pet—fine."
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