Bananas in Pyjamas Lost Episode

You know how ABC has a weird way of counting Bananas in Pyjamas Episodes?
They refuse to count a couple of them, making the amount of episodes inconsistent.
The reason for this is a lost episode from season 1.
Finding details about this missing episode is difficult, no one who was working on the show at the time likes to talk about it. From what has been pieced together, the lost episode was written entirely by Michael Ailwood. During production of the first season, Michael started to act strangely. He was very quiet, seemed nervous and morbid. Mentioning this to anyone who was present results in them getting very angry, and forbidding you to ever mention it to Michael.
I first heard of it at an event where Monica Trapaga was speaking. Someone in the crowd asked about the episode, and Monica simply left the stage, ending the presentation hours early. The episode's production number was 7G06, the title was Teddies' Revenge. The episode labeled 7G06, Picnic Theives, was made later and given Teddies' Revenge's production code to hide the latter's existence.
In addition to getting angry, asking anyone who was on the show about this will cause them to do everything they can to stop you from directly communicating with Michael Ailwood. At a fan event, I managed to follow him after he spoke to the crowd, and eventually had a chance to talk to him alone as he was leaving the building. He didn't seem upset that I had followed him, probably expected a typical encounter with an obsessive fan. When I mentioned the lost episode though, all color drained from his face and he started trembling. When I asked him if he could tell me any details, he sounded like he was on the verge of tears. He grabbed a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and handed it to me. He begged me never to mention the episode again.
The piece of paper had a website address on it, I would rather not say what it was, for reasons you'll see in a second. I entered the address into my browser, and I came to a site that was completely black, except for a line of yellow text, a download link. I clicked on it, and a file started downloading. Once the file was downloaded, my computer went crazy, it was the worst virus I had ever seen. System restore didn't work, the entire computer had to be rebooted. Before doing this though, I copied the file onto a CD. I tried to open it on my now empty computer, and as I suspected, there was an episode of Bananas in Pyjamas on it.
The episode started off like any other episode. The first act was fairly normal, but the way the characters acted was a little off. B1 seemed angrier, B2 seemed depressed, Rat in The Hat seemed anxious, The Teddies seemed to have genuine anger and hatred for the bananas.
The episode seemed to be an early version of "Picnic Thieves"
The Bananas and the Teddies were going on a picnic but the bananas forgot to get any food. The teddies became hungry and skinned the Bananas alive. And then they ate them.
- That was yummy, Morgan! - said Lulu.
Rat in The Hat came to punish the Bananas, but they brought a kitty, and the kitty ate the Rat. I was very shocked. Then the Teddies sliced everyone in the farm and ate them. The cat also ate Maggie the Magpie.
Then The Teddies realized what did they do.
The Teddies began to cry.
Lulu and Morgan put his hands on his face and cried. They cried really loudly and super loud. So loud it felt like ear rape and I had to turn down the volume with the remote. Screaming is heard in the background. the screen switches to a dog's dead body in the ground laying. This moment was shown for no reason, and I laughed a bit because this scene was kind of random.
Then it shows Lulu and Morgan at a desk. In front of them was a paper and a pencil. The Teddiea then gripped the pencils in their hand and began writing. He spoke out loud as he wrote:
"I can’t take it much longer. There is no way that I will be happy without my friends. They made me what I am today. I am thankful for them. But now, with them dead, I just have no purpose in life. There is no way I can live with myself without my friends. If they are dead… then I should die, too. Goodbye everyone else in the world. I’m sorry for hurting anyone for doing this, but… I just can’t live like this, without my friends. If anyone finds this note, then I am probably dead…"
There was then no noise. No noise at all except for the Teddies saying “Goodbye…”. The camera pans over to reveal a rope is hanging from a ceiling. the Teddies then brings the nose around his neck, and stands up on a stool. He sighs and kicks the stool from under him, and his body drops faster than a lead balloon. The Teddies were hanging there, and the camera cuts to static.  When the camera starts up again, what I saw scared the crap out of me. It was Lulu and Morgan… they was hanging. The camera stayed on themx as their body swung sideways. The note he made was pinned on him. The camera cuts to static and the episode ends, with a black screen and text saying: "Everyone in Cuddles Avenue and Lulu and Morgan died. The series is over. Goodbye." Then the credits roll, for some reason only listing: Writer: Michael A.
The VCR oddly shut itself off. I took the tape and mailed it to my friend with a note saying:
"I can't take it anymore. This tape scared me. Please. DESTROY IT. I will NEVER watch the episode again."
I had nightmares about this episode, sometimes I dreamt about the episode. Sometimes I saw that edited picture of the hanging Teddies at night when I'm trying to sleep, just out of the corner of my eye. It's always brief, but I could always feel it watching me.
I sure hope the Teddies won't murder me in my sleep.
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