Satisfaction Guaranteed

"Satisfaction Guaranteed" is a song from the film, Geppetto. It is sung by Professor Buonragazzo, his son, and the "perfect son" that they create.
== Lyrics ==
Girl 1: I'll be papa's little princess,I'll be mama's little pal.For I love you both to pieces.What you say to do, I shall.
I love cooking,I love sewing,Dusting when I get the chance,But like every little blonde girl,What I do the best is dance.
Professor Buonragazzo: Satisfaction guaranteed, satisfaction guaranteed.See Professor BuonragazzoFor the better way to breed.Buy an artificial child and you're certain to succeedAs a parent Guaranteed.
Boy 1: Can I be your little sonny,Hug your leg and call you "pop"?Can I be exactly like you,And play catch until I drop?
Substitute Pinocchio: Could I be your new Pinocchio?See? I look a little wooden.But I'll never disobey you.You're my papa, so, I could'un!
Group: Satisfaction guaranteed.Have a child who pays you heed.From a smart-mouthed kid with individuality you're freed.
Professor Buonragazzo: Feed him any fool opinion,Teach him any crackpot creed.
Mothers & Buonragazzo: Doubt he daren't guaranteed!
Professor Buonragazzo: Why be settled with a daughter who's a whiner?Must you suffer with a son who's a brat?
Group: No!
Group & Professor Buonragazzo: Bring him back for an adjustment.It's quite minor.
Professor Buonragazzo: Turn the dial.Wait a while.Zap, and that is that.
Group: Zap, and that is that.
Professor Buonragazzo & Citizen: Satisfaction guaranteed, satisfaction guaranteed.
Citizens: If you purchase perfect prodigy
Professor Buonragazzo: And each one pedigreed.
Boy 2: I love painting walls and fences!
Girl 2: I love memorizing tenses!
Girl 3: I love knitting dad a sweater!
Girl 4: I'm a champion pirouetter!
Boy 3: I add fractions in my head!
Girl 5: Come and watch me make my bed!
Professor Buonragazzo & Children: And they do it all so cutely,We can promise absolutely...
Satisfaction guaranteed, satisfaction guaranteed.
Have a child who will fulfill your every last parental need.
Junior: They say, build a better mousetrap.
Watch the customers stampede.(Watch the customers stampede.)(Watch the customers stampede.)(Watch the customers stampede.)
Don't be shy now.
Professor Buonragazzo: If you buy now.With the usual apparatus,Just for you, we throw in gratis.A set of steak knifes!
Chorus: Also satisfaction guaranteed!
Buonragazzo & Junior: By one and all agreed. It's satisfaction guaranteed!
Category:Songs
Category:Group songs
Category:Pinocchio songs
Category:Geppetto songs