Homer Goes to Prep School/Quotes

:Homer: Is this a kid you'd pay ransom for?
:Bart: Dad, what would you do if you got my ear in the mail?
:Homer: I don't know. Feed it to the dog?
:Bart: You'd have to wrap cheese around it.
:Homer: Don't you tell me how to feed you to the dog!
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:Marge: Keep an eye on the kids, Homer.
:Homer: Can I keep an eye on that kid?
:(The camera turns to the kid who is juggling.)
:Homer: He's fabulous.
:Marge: Bart and Lisa.
:Homer: Oh! It's always my kids.
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:Homer: Oh, it's hopeless!
:Lisa: What's hopeless?
:Homer: Who the hell are you?
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:Lenny: An E.M.P.?!
:Carl: You know what that means!
:Lenny: Hand scissors.
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