Mutant Socks

== Mutant socks: a history ==
Mutant socks date back to pretriacic period and have, over time, both subtly and not, changed the course of human history. They are the defenders of all that is chaotic and are largely responsible for the anarchist and punk movement, although maintain they had nothing to do with those creepy 'Goffiksh' and 'emos' although do claim responsibilty for elmo.
Perhaps it is better to start with a short summary.
Any:
-War
-Rebellion
-Chaotic movement
-Random decision
-Creation
-Ninjas
-Pirates
-Ninja Pirates
-Chuck Norris
-Jedi
-Other awesome thing
-Random act of any kind
-Random anything
-The word Random
-Awesome invention
-Gravity defying feat
-'Impossible' act
-Jesus
-Puberty
-Anything
you can think of, was, in some way, directly linked to the mutant socks.
Their movement of late has been rather tame and uncharacteristically calm. They now respect Sam as their lord of random and do his bidding.
Please note:
Mutant socks hate baths, showers, washing machines, anything related to cleaning. Do not wash if you value your life.
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