All Rebooted Up

Guest star - Shailene Woodley, Nikki Reed and Taye Diggs
Musical guest - Fergie
Act 5 - Audience member (Madisyn Shipman) introduces Fergie
== Quotes ==
I can't take the test. I have a stomach ache.
Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse. Hah!
Hector: Look, if you ignore me and I die, you'll get in a lot of trouble.
Read page six of the school charter.
"No teacher shall be held accountable if Hector dies."
We're also absolved if Danny gets eaten by the school snake.
Danny: [inside the snake] Hey, cool! There's a rabbit in here.
Hector: I'm done failing the test. Can I please go to the nurse?
Gosh, maybe you really are in pain. Well...it would be cruel not to let you go. [files her nails, hums the national anthem] Heh heh heh, now you may go.
Hector: [walking into nurse's room] Why are you here?
Sammy: Budget cuts. They've even got Glenn Dilworth teaching French.
Glenn Dilworth: "Bonjourrr", you cheese-eating monkeys!
Hector: Look, my stomach really hurts.
Sammy: All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness.
Hector: [groaning] Oh...[collapses]
Sammy: Why is that student lying unconscious on the floor? Well in many cases, the floor is the best -- ahem. Oh, look, here comes Lumpy, the school snake!
[three hosts cry for help from inside it]
(Hector gets taken to the Kablammy General Hospital.)
OK, I will count to three, and you will be sound asleep. One, two, three...out like a light!
Scalpel...? Whoopsie, heh. Maybe if I fiddle with these knobs. [sniffs] Hey, I smell gas...pleasant gas. [sighs] Night-night gas...[collapses] 
How's my special little guy?
How're you feeling? 
Aw, this is wonderful: you're alive!
Cynthia: I found the culprit: a jagged metal cereal.
Hector: Wicked! [pulls up his gown] I get to miss a week of school!
[his classmates ooh and aah]
Nathan: can I have my appendix out?
[the other children clamor in agreement]
Cynthia: [chuckles] Why not? Follow me, kids!
Betty anne bongo: David Bowie!
David Bowie: Little girl, It's good to see you again.
Betty anne bongo: It's been a long time...
[flashback to Fall Weather Friends, then back to the present]
David Bowie: I sure am glad you dropped by. You're the only visitor I've had.
Betty anne bongo: What about your family?
David Bowie: I don't really have a family. All I had was two children who grew up. 
Cynthia: I found the culprit: a jagged metal cereal
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlam! fans! Keep your hiner in the recliner. still to come... more Action League Now!. right here on KaBlam!
David Bowie: now that’s a good action league now cartoon 
Betty anne bongo: yeah, it reminds me when you told me that story
Betty anne bongo: Hey, guess what, I was great, and I owe it all to --[a nurse fixes his bed, gasp] What happened to Mr. Bowie? 
Nurse: I'm sorry. He passed away.
Narrator: 900,000 years ago, an alien got sick of trying to educate a caveman. He created a machine that would transform his unevolved student into an intelligent modern man. The Prometheus and Bob tapes.
Narrator: Tape 677, Evolution Chamber Part 2
Narrator: End
Bert Pence: Will our host do a greatest grand finale encore? Find out after the break. Right here on KaBlam!
Betty anne bongo: That was for you.
David Bowie: [appearing in the cloud] You've made an old starman happy, girl.
Mufasa: [appearing in the cloud] You must avenge my death.
Darth Vader: [appearing in the cloud] Luke, I am your father.
James Earl Jones: [appearing in the cloud] This is CNN.
David Bowie: Will you guys pipe down? I'm saying goodbye to Betty anne bongo!
All: We're sorry. [they vanish]
Betty anne bongo: I don't want you to go.
David Bowie: Sorry, but I have to. Goodbye.
Betty anne bongo: [sobbing] Goodbye...
[Bowie disappears, then reappears]
David Bowie: Oh, what the heck: the sounds of singer and rapper Fergie is about to start!
Betty anne bongo: Yay! 
Audience member (Madisyn): Ladies and gentlemen, Fergie!
Fergie: Uh, tell 'em where I'm from
Finger on the pump, make the 6 straight jump from SoCal
Hollywood to the slums
Chronic smoke get burnt by the California sun
On the west side, east coast where you at?
Just got to New York like a net on a jet
To London, to Brazil, to Quebec
Like the whole world took effect to Ferg
Tell 'em
Laid back, slow down
Better represent when we come to your town
So lay back, slow down
Whatchu represent when we come to your town
Say, get in with the business
I'ma be there in a minute
I just booked a Paris ticket
Thinking Russia need a visit
I'ma run it to the limit
And be on my way to Venice
L.A. got the people saying (la la la la la)
Brooklyn saying (la la la la la)
Hacienda saying (la la la la la)
Vegas saying (la la la la la)
Rio saying (la la la la la)
Tokyo saying (la la la la la)
Down under saying (la la la la la)
Miami saying (la la la la la)
Jamaica
Every city, every state, every country you know
All around the globe
Every city, every state, every country you know
This is how it goes
Uh, tell 'em where I'm at
From the plaques to the (uh uh)
Everything back
Got Mustard on a track
My girls all stack
When I roll down the window, let me know where you're
Atlanta, north south cack a lack
Texas grill, Cadillacs through Miami then back
To London, Jamaica, then France
The whole world took effect to Ferg
Tell 'em
Laid back, slow down
Better represent when we come to your town
So lay back, slow down
Whatchu represent when we come to your town
Say, get in with the business
I'ma be there in a minute
I just booked a Paris ticket
Thinking Russia need a visit
I'ma run it to the limit
And be on my way to Venice
Get in with the business
When I come from Kansas City
Hit Manila till it's Christmas
Out to India I'll visit
Puerto Rico is exquisite
Bring my people back to Venice
L.A. got the people saying (la la la la la)
Moscow saying (la la la la la)
España (la la la la la)
Kingston saying (la la la la la)
San Diego saying (la la la la la)
Chi town saying (la la la la la)
Germany saying (la la la la la)
La Puente saying (la la la la la)
Ibiza
L.A got the people saying (la la la la la)
Amsterdam saying (la la la la la)
Frisco saying (la la la la la)
Switzerland saying (la la la la la)
Sao Paulo saying (la la la la la)
Jo'burg saying (la la la la la)
Mexico saying (la la la la la)
Stockholm saying (la la la la la)
Jamaica
(La la la la la)
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