Baldi vs Monika

centre|thumb|480x480pxBaldi vs Monika is the 51st episode of Video Game Rap Battles. It features the antagonist in Baldi's Basics, Baldi rapping against the main antagonist of Doki Doki Literature Club, Monika. It was released on September 4th, 2020.
== Cast ==
The Stupendium as Baldi
Azia as Monika
== Lyrics ==
(Note: Baldi is in green and Monika is in pink)
=== Baldi ===
Here's some early access in my classes to my friendless foe 
Cause when I start inventin' flows I tend to go to Endless Mode 
And then I'll vote to end your co-hort club of depression 
Come on this is a math lesson, not a therapy session 
You messin' with your friends, Drove them to madness so you'd get a lonely man? 
You're better off if you ditched class and started up an OnlyFans 
The only code that you have broke? The dress onе with all of those clothes 
Sorry, it's looking like Cloudy's thе only one here who is gettin' to blow 
=== Monika ===
Hey teach I got a question,
where's your full game? 
The one that was kickstarted years ago for 60K 
Then the perks to all the Patrons wound up coming late? 
And what's left's a glitchy mess that even I couldn't play? 
The president's tellin' it how it is after these messes, you're dropping in relevance 
Based on your writing I know you're not sentient so artificial but lack the intelligence 
Well if it's truly the best all that money could do, you're selling out so that your plushy could too 
And don't bring up code because from what I've viewed, if I broke your program you'd only improve 
=== Baldi ===
I thought there were no stupid questions but you proved me wrong with that poetry scheme 
Tryna diss me about my release but what happened in 2018? 
Open your third eye in case you can't tell does Portrait of Markov start ringing a bell? 
Years added and added and all it amounts to's a project as dead as your Twitter account 
=== Monika ===
My twitter account? You're a stalker makes sense with the toddlers all placed in your game 
At least Team Salvato completed a project your company's basically, lame 
I thought you could elevate when your school renovates but when reviewing your rhymes 
I find your rapping is just like your mapping, you randomly generate lines 
=== Baldi ===
Why don't you bring your friends for when we do show and tell 
I know that Playtime and Sayori would just get along swell 
Like Natsuki's neck you snap at me about my gaming crimes 
But at least Baldi's not on BBC for causing suicides 
=== Monika ===
I'm done with the erasin' of this horror game sham 
Because you're out of the equation, now I'm talking to Cam 
Man, whenever all your comments ask to do something new 
We all know you'll say Just Baldi so that you can get views 
== Trivia ==
*This is the fourth episode to feature the character Baldi, after Slender Man vs Baldi's Basics, Baldi's Basics vs Granny, Baldi's Basics vs Bendy and the Ink Machine.
*This is the second episode to feature the character Monika, after Monika vs Yandere-Chan.
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