You Can Have These Back

"You Can Have These Back" is the seventieth episode of Satan and Me. It was posted on August 22nd and September 6th, 2014.
== Summary ==
Zadkiel examines their hand wound from when they tried to kill Raphael."Look Me in the Eyes" Michael approaches behind them, and they say their cover is blown. Without a word, Michael tries to punch them in the face, but misses and creates a hole in the wall behind them. Zadkiel yells that he has no tact. Still without saying anything, he takes out his torch and unsheathes it. Zadkiel scoffs and says he wouldn't use the torch on Satan, and they don't believe that he'll use it on them. He confirms that he is indeed trying to kill them, swinging the torch at them. They dodge his attacks multiple times before pulling a knife from their person and slicing his side, saying he's starting to be annoying. Zadkiel moves quickly and tries to attack him from behind. Michael re-sheathes torch's flame and kicks them in the gut. He punches them on the back, forcing them to their knees. He comments that he's surprised at how fast he got his co-captain down, and that they're not worth burning with the torch. Zadkiel bites their lip, drawing blood. He commands they get up and grabs their robe, telling them to face their final moments with courage. Zadkiel cuts him off and spits some blood into his mouth. He immediately retracts and covers his face with his hands. Meanwhile, Zadkiel stabs themself in the chest with another knife. They rip a piece of the bloodied fabric and hold it on Michael's side wound, temporarily paralyzing him. He falls to his knees and Zadkiel starts stripping themself of their archangel attire. They say they've wanted to leave and that they acted alone, clearing Uriel's name.
Later, Natalie and Satan read a newspaper article about a mysterious crater that appeared in Germany as a result of Zadkiel falling.
== Characters in order of appearance ==
== Trivia ==
* This episode was posted in two parts on Tumblr.
== References ==
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