Annoying Orange: SAW (Crappy Captioned)/Transcript

(thunderclaps)
- Whoa where am I?
What is this thing I'm Hooked Up To?
(flickering monitor)
Who's that?
- Hello Orange. I want to play a game.
- Okay, let's play Go fish!
(record scratch) 
- What.
- How about Chutes And Ladders?
- No. You don't get to pick the game.
- Why not?
- That's not how This Works.
- Why?
- Because Just Listen.
- Why?
- Because I said so!
- Okay, jeez. Who crapped in your cornflakes. (farts)
- Now, orange so far You've made a living annoying people. Society would call you a Nuisance. I would call you an Abomination
- Yeah, and I call you Clown Face.
- (Laughter)
- You look like somebody smeared Mashed potatoes On A mime.
(Laughter)
- You're kind of Emo, aren't you?
- I'm not Emo.
- You're an Emo clown. (laughter)
- Listen, the device you're attached to was a deathtrap. It's hooked up to a timer. If You Locate The Key In Time You Will
- You mean This Key right here?
- What The? Where did you get that?
- I don't know.
- Well, that's just great, it's totally ruining the game.
- Your game sucks. Let's play Yathzee.
- I hate Yathzee!
- Jenga?
- No.
- Do you like Backgammon?
- Oh my god, you're annoying.
I can't take it, that's it.
I'm moving on to eggplant.
- Whoa, it's Barney!
- Yeah dude, I'm not Barney.
- Hello, Eggplant!
- Hey, hey, Barney! Can I teach you a song?
- Hey, I'm not Barney!
Dude, is this part of the Torcher or what?
- Look, this is not how This Usually Works!
- ♪ I'm an Orange, that's a Key, there's an Emo clown on TV! ♪
(Laughter)
- uhh!
- Do I look like a giant purple dinosaur?
I'm a eggplant.
- You look like a potato with bad Circulation.
(laughter)
- That's it! I swear to god.
I am so done with this crap.
Why did I Think this was a good idea.
- Hey, hey!
🎵 I'm an orange, You're Not Me, Jigsaw Has To Take A Pee 🎵
- Oh, shut up!
- Hey, Potato!
- What?
- Death Trap!
(screaming)
- Aw, Poor Tomato
- He never saw that one coming.
(Laughter)
- How Do I Get Out Of Here?