Slenderman vs Mr. Game & Watch

2-D character from the Game & Watch series, Mr. Game & Watch, raps against popular Creepypasta legend, Slenderman, to see who is the better faceless character in black.
== Cast ==
Markiplier as Slender Man
Nice Peter as Mr. Game & Watch (voice)
Animation for Mr. Game & Watch done by Animeme
== Locations ==
Mr. Game & Watch: Flat Zone
Slenderman: Slenderman's Woods
== The Battle ==
(Beat)
=== Announcer: (0:10) ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
SLENDERMAN
VS
MR. GAME & WATCH
BEGIN!
=== Slenderman: (0:21) ===
I'd stomp this monochrome flat, but there is really no point
When it comes to murdering the beat, I never disappoint
Can't stand your primitive mess! I had more fun with a Tiger handheld
I'm still a Creepypasta icon while your calculator face no longer rings a bell
Kids and gamers go insane at the sight of my Arrival!
When they see you, all they think is, "I don't know what this thing is at all!"
Try stepping up to Slenderman, and you're headed for trouble!
"Cause right now, I'm gonna beat your Game & Watch your gallery crumble!
=== Mr. Game & Watch: (0:41) ===
Wait, you're supposed to be the terror told at campfires?
Not to Judge, but you're not scary with that business attire!
Like you, your chances of victory are pretty Slender!
'Cause even though I do the juggling, your method of killing makes you more of a jester
Your games are nothing special, at least mine had the first D-pad
That's how I revolutionized gaming, while you're just an Internet fad!
You outstayed your welcome, so to get rid of you for good
I'm gonna call up CPS for all the kids you've lured into your woods!
=== Slenderman: (1:01) ===
You think I'm scared of the authorities? Nobody survives upon Observing me!
Once the Game Boy came around, your technology became obsolete!
You're just an LCD Vermin deserving to be extinguished
The reason I wear a suit is to show that I'm distinguished!
I've got followers carrying out my bidding, you're just a servant for some army
A Shadow lonely and miserable that's still Bugging everybody!
I'm gonna knock this 2-D has-been all the way back to Japan
You already failed this battle miserably. May as well wave a white Flag, Man!
=== Mr. Game & Watch: (1:21) ===
You just can't see that I won since you don't even have a face!
Must be pathetic if you get worked up over someone stealing your eight pages
A watered down Blair Witch, you even copied her symbol
From Ticci Toby to Marble Hornets, all your tales are truly Something Awful!
Go back to Oakside Park! All you do is cause screens to go static
In fact, you can't even cause scaredy-cats to Oil Panic!
Can't mess with my flows once I'm in the Flat Zone
Go and tell your Proxies that Slenderman just got owned!
=== Announcer: (1:42) ===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC-
(The entire screen starts to go static, including a 1-second close up of Slenderman, before eventually stopping.)
UH… RAP BATTLES OF HIS-
(Slenderman jumpscares the screen.)
AHHHH!!!