Calvin the Crab

Calvin is a fiction cartoon character created by KWSTV (Kids' Winford-Sloan Television), a continually smiling crab who has adventures teaching morals such as friendship, not being cynical about the media and fitting into society. The show, named after him, has so far run for over 60 episodes over 4 series and has been met with critical indifference.
The crab itself is enormous, and polka-dotted in numerous colours. It has been noted how inaccurate to real crabs he appears, but nobody really cares. His personality is brash and self-confident, gets overexcited about all sorts of unnecessary things and is curious, questioning everything but is very specific in stating he "trusts everything KWSTV says!" and "would vote for Henry Winford-Sloan as prime minister" at arbitrary points during each episode.
Other notable characters from the programme, based in the fictional underwater village of Waterishplace, include:
* Olivia the Octopus
* Simon the Seahorse
* Shirley the Shark
* Lambert the Lobster
* Gilleasbuig the Goblin Shark
* Amber the Angelfish
* Cthulhu
A big plastic model of Calvin the Crab appears in Moosa Weekly: Ocean Commotion aboard the Spirit of the Seas cruise liner's children's play section. It is thrown at the sea monster, causing an allergic reaction. The model later sunk to the bottom of the sea and has formed the base for a new coral reef, housing a few actual crabs.
Category:In universe
Category:Television