The Moose That Kissed a Goose

This is a cool rap-style retelling of the British-Canadian-American folk song, "Down By the Bay" from Comedy Time; it features 2 Canadian animals: a bull moose and a Canadian goose as well as other absurd characters.
== Transcript ==
* RAPPING NARRATOR: Down by the bay where the watermelons grow,
* Back to my home I dare not go;
* 'Cause if I do, my mama will say...
* PHYLLIS: "Ever seen a moose kissing a goose down by the bay?"
* RAPPING NARRATOR: Down by the bay where the watermelons grow,
* Back to my home I dare not go;
* 'Cause if I do, my mama will say...
* PHYLLIS: "Ever seen a frog walking a dog down by the bay?"
* RAPPING NARRATOR: Down by the bay where the watermelons grow,
* Back to my home I dare not go;
* 'Cause if I do, my mama will say...
* PHYLLIS: "Ever seen pancakes drinking milkshakes down by the bay?"
* RAPPING NARRATOR: Down by the bay where the watermelons grow,
* Back to my home I dare not go;
* 'Cause if I do, my mama will say...
* PHYLLIS: "Ever seen milkshakes eating pancakes down by the bay?"
* RAPPING NARRATOR: Down by the bay where the watermelons grow,
* Back to my home I dare not go;
* 'Cause if I do, my mama will say...
* PHYLLIS: "Ever seen pandas peeling bananas down by the bay?"
* RAPPING NARRATOR: Down by the bay where the watermelons grow,
* Back to my home I dare not go;
* 'Cause if I do, my mama will say...
* PHYLLIS: "Ever seen a bee with scabs and scars on its knees down by the bay?"
* RAPPING NARRATOR: Down by the bay where the watermelons grow,
* Back to my home I dare not go;
* 'Cause if I do, my mama will say...
* PHYLLIS: "Ever seen a pretty girl with an oyster's pearl down by the bay?"
* RAPPING NARRATOR: Down by the bay where the watermelons grow,
* Back to my home I dare not go;
* 'Cause if I do, my mama will say...
* PHYLLIS: "Ever seen llamas in footie pajamas down by the bay?"
* RAPPING NARRATOR: Down by the bay where the watermelons grow,
* Back to my home I dare not go;
* 'Cause if I do, my mama will say...
* PHYLLIS: "Ever seen pigs in colorful wigs down by the bay?"
* RAPPING NARRATOR: Down by the bay where the watermelons grow,
* Back to my home I dare not go;
* 'Cause if I do, my mama will say...
* PHYLLIS: "Ever seen baboons sculpting animal balloons down by the bay?"
* RAPPING NARRATOR: Down by the bay where the watermelons grow,
* Back to my home I dare not go;
* 'Cause if I do, my mama will say...
* PHYLLIS: "Ever seen a charming boy playing with a cool toy down by the bay?"
* RAPPING NARRATOR: Down by the bay where the watermelons grow,
* Back to my home I dare not go;
* 'Cause if I do, my mama will say...
* PHYLLIS: "Ever seen a snake eating cake down by the bay?"
* RAPPING NARRATOR: Down by the bay where the watermelons grow,
* Back to my home I dare not go;
* 'Cause if I do, my mama will say...
* PHYLLIS: "Ever seen a sock winding a clock down by the bay?"
* RAPPING NARRATOR: Down by the bay where the watermelons grow,
* Back to my home I dare not go;
* 'Cause if I do, my mama will say...
* PHYLLIS: "Ever seen guitars wishing on stars down by the bay?"
* RAPPING NARRATOR: Down by the bay where the watermelons grow,
* Back to my home I dare not go;
* 'Cause if I do, my mama will say...
* PHYLLIS: "Ever seen a bear styling hair down by the bay?"