The Piano People (Jehovah's Witnesses)

The Piano People (also referred to as Jehovah's Witnesses) have no connection to The Man, and it is unknown as to whether they are evil or just weird. Regardless of their social statuses, they spark fear in numerous individuals by even walking. 
----Attack #1
In headspace #3, Dixon Generation, Daryl was driving into the woods in his truck, making an attempt at teaching Damien how to shoot a crossbow, when a car swerved out of a parking lot behind them. Daryl had no fear, as they were still in town when they initially were being followed, but his carelessness was lifted with anxiety as they drove out to a spot that only he knew, and they were still being followed. Daryl initially got them off of his bumper, and thought he had confused them, and assumed that the Piano People were no longer following him. He began talking to his boyfriend as he reached into the back to grab his crossbow, as the piano people approached in their car. Daryl thought that he could get out of it, assuming that it was a cop. The Piano People pulled up almost to Daryl's Bumper, and one of them hopped out of the passenger seat. Damien flashed his phone light on the "person", only to reveal that it was a Piano with legs. Daryl immediately swung the gearshift into drive, and swerved his beloved truck into the woods, and began burning through saplings and brush, through a hidden drive which would only take them further into the woods. He had no idea that the piano people even existed, making him even more stressed.
----In piano cities, a law recently went into affect due to Pianism running rampant in locations frequently having a population of piano people in them. 
Piano Children are called dogs due to C making a joke about their dogs looking like child pianos. A similar instance is when a Piano was talking to Frank and he called his dog a "baby Wiener" as he was referring to his wiener dog, Destroyer. The Piano went to the leader and informed him of the newfound information, and baby pianos are now called Wieners.
As of August of 2014, The Piano People seem to be on The Samurai's side during the Ass Busters vs The Samurai rivalry, as they stole Dashie's Workvan and intentionally totaled it after Dashie asked them to help take down The Samurai (Cory, Brandon, Damien, and C).
It has been discovered that the Piano People's leader is much bigger than the rest, and wears a full suit. He communicates by speaking in piano keys that translate to english words.  
Category:Antagonists
Category:Villains
Category:Evil
Category:The Rivalry
Category:Previously Evil