Vault Boy vs. Demolition Man

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==Cast==
Nathan Provost as Vault Boy
Brandon Lorbes as Demolition Man
Company Strike
==Lyrics==
=== Vault Boy: ===
I just saw this old man coming out of the Gene Bank
Who modifies his stem cells and suddenly feels like a tank
The Vault is full of nuclear shit what are your Plasmids supposed to do?
I beat a detective from L.A., I can beat you
Your whole entire city is just a recreation of Atlantis
Tell me why you didn't promote vigors in Bioshock Infinite
I'm living the American Dream, your citizens make a Bloody Mess
My rhymes will hit like a nuke once you step up to New Vegas
=== Demolition Man: ===
New Vegas eh? Nothing but broken homes and trash heaps
People prefer Rapture here at the bottom of the Sea
How are you promoting your city? I see piles of Insect Swarms
Big Daddy's gonna make you no more
I won't need Vault Citizenship because I won't bother stepping in this place
Vault Girl came to visit me, all I got her was my Tunnel Snake
Looks like Vault Security got a Bullseye on ya looks like your done
Thank you for getting dissed by me! That'll be about 60 ADAM
=== Vault Boy: ===
Take it Back! Or else feel some of the Adredaline Rush
Don't get my Future Woman into any of this, why don't you just hush?
When it comes to something like the Great War, I'm a Pinnacle of Survival
Mr. Demolition, I'll consider you my new rival
I'm a Fast Shot man, Psychotic Prankster, and I'm also Built to Destroy
Busting bottle caps up in your ass and then achievements from Vault Boy
It's a One-Man Scouting Party for the Slayer of Beasts
Ironically this Boy is tougher than the Man proving I'm a real MC
=== Demolition Man: ===
Alright, I'm getting enraged! Time to incinerate this Target Dummy
When I smack your bobblehead you better run to Vault Mommy
I got Electro Bolts, Sonic Boom, Telekenesis, Winter Blast
Security Commands, Summon Eleanor, and Cyclone Traps
From the past to the future, PLASMIDS will continue to live on
While your shitty products like Rad Away are stuck in stores to rot
Time to drink some Nuka Cola in my victory and celebrate
Screw everyone at the Vault-Tec and just EVOLVE TODAY!
== Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link) ==
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/vault-boy-vs-demolition-man-gaming-all-star-rap-battles-season-3
== Rap Battle (Karaoke) ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HehVZex5RGg
== Poll ==
<poll>
Who Won?
Vault Boy
Demolition Man
</poll>