Windows XP

==Entrance==
===Hello There!===
Windows steps out the door and gets into his stance.
==Playstyle Origin==
The company logo character made by Ron Zhang is a somewhat quick and testy little devil. His attacks are full of dated memes and pop culture references present within the creator's videos. Some of his special can benefit XP in certain matchups.
==Special Attacks==
===Neutral Special - Hunting Linux===
XP gets out a shotgun and a crosshair appears, moving forward and back until B is pressed. The shot stuns the opponent before they fall to the ground. XP can jump once while holding the gun and shoot in the air. XP's defenseless, but he can shield-cancel the move. The shot also does great shield damage. If the crosshair's dead center on the shield, it's instant breakage. If the crosshair's dead center in the air, even if XP is on solid ground, the opponent shot gets spiked if they're at a high amount of damage. If an opponent's picked up an item, the shot makes them drop it within the first 10 seconds.
===Side Special - Lightsaber Slash===
XP activates a lightsaber and darts in a chosen direction, then finishes with a slash. The charging part drags an opponent along for the ride while the slash does the launching. Move down on the ground and XP spins his lightsaber in a circle. This can deflect projectiles. Aim diagonally down and he moves during the spin in the determined direction. In the air, the downward charge gives XP a short hop after striking down the opponent. You can cancel the slash with an aerial.
===Up Special - Chinook Lift===
A chinook flies XP to safety slowly and vertically, which leaves XP open to attacks. At the very start, the copter can hit opponents nearby. The propellers up top are multi-hitters. Heavy attacks, multiple projectiles, and disjoints can down the copter. One teammate or assist can be carried at a time.
===Down Special - Linux Waddle===
A Linux is summoned, which waddles forward in one direction and does a poke that deals hitstun and turns the opponent around. He can be attacked by anyone, making him run away for 3 seconds and slap opponents in the way which deals reverse knockback. XP and his teammates are fine, though. A Linux can grab things off the floor be they items or traps and take them with, running away with the thing. If the Linux is hit during this, the thing flies off in a random direction. XP can spawn two at a time, each having a 6-second cooldown. When two Linuxes collide, they turn the other way to avoid hurting each other. A Linux with an item casually ignores its brethren. Linux has 50 HP and a 5% chance of leaving a roast behind for food.
===Final Smash - Tank Demolition===
A Linux runs forth and attempts to grab the nearest opponent in front of XP to trap them in a bathtub, and XP himself mans a tank. Two Linuxes spawn onstage afterwards while you control the tank. It launches shells that explode on impact. XP has four in total. You can hold to shoot the shot to a higher distance. The final shot has a bigger impact than the first 3. In a 1v1 all the shots are aimed at the one opponent if the Linux catches them.
==KO Sounds==
1. *ringing noise*
2. *discordant feedback*
Star: *XP shutdown slowed*
Screen: *XP Error*
==Taunts==
Up: *wink*
Side: *eats a burger*
Down: *does the Default Dance in a blonde wig*
==Results==
===Victories===
1. *thinks about Windows things at a table*
2. "Well, sir, who's 'haw-haw'-ing now?"
3. *activates a lightsaber and strikes a pose*
===Losage===
XP cries
==Standard Attacks==
*Jab - Throws two punches and a kick
*Side Tilt - Stabs the opponent with a fork
*Up Tilt - Swings a pickaxe overhead
*Down Tilt - Throws a Windows XP laptop
*Dash Attack - Takes out a bunny
===Smashes===
*Side - Fires an AK-47
*Up - Lifts a large box up alongside Windows 10
*Down - Swings a table forward then back, releasing it on the back motion
===Aerials===
*N-Air - Pedals a bicycle
*F-Air - Swings a pickaxe
*B-Air - Swings a chair
*U-Air - Blows a note from a tuba
*D-Air - Delivers a two-handed axe straight below
===Throws===
*Grab - With two hands
*Pummel - Smacks the opponent
*Forward - Turns the opponent around and shoots them with a pistol
*Back - A computer tosses the opponent back
*Up - Tosses them up with both hands
*Down - Kicks them out a car and body slams them
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