Geri Halliwell

Ginger Spice. Former Turkish game-show assistant. Now tabloid/Heat fodder and celebrity fag-hag.
Happens to have been signed to the same publisher as one Danny Wallace, which was to prove fortuitious when Gold Joinee Jess handed her a Join Me flyer at one of her book signings in London, which she then handed back to agent of said publisher, who recognised Danny from Are You Dave Gorman? and immediately called him to instruct him to start keeping a diary.
The end product of this unlikely chain of events is that you are sat here reading this.
I think it's called the domino effect or something.