The Cell Phone Song

A Funicili Funicula parody in C.
== Lyrics ==
* One day, my friends and I went to the movies,
* And it was sad. (2x)
* But when a cellphone somewhere started ringing,
* We got so mad! (2x)
* A man began to talk about the groceries.
* He needed bread. (2x)
* And yes, he needs some milk and beefy porkchops,
* Or veal instead. (2x)
* No he didn't think he'd have the time to get some gas.
* Yes, when he got home, he was sure to cut the grass.
* We thought he knew that he was through 
* When people yelled and popcorn flew!
* Then he put his daughter on and she said hello, too!
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