Maximum Overdrive! Operation: Heroes Alliance

Days after Halloween and 1 day before Guy Fawke's Night, the Heroes Alliance are taunted by Evilland Vehicles from Maximum Overdrive. It is revealed that Stephen King made that up.
==Story==
(A peaceful morning in a meteor-swept Earth...)
*Woman: "Watch out!"
*Man 1: "My truck is out of control!"
*Master Malkor: "Ha ha ha! Keep killing, my inanimate friends! Keep doing the wrong stuff!"
*Man 2: "Ruuunnnn!"
*Child: "Noooooooooo!"
(Meanwhile, at Heroes Alliance HQ...)
*Optimus Prime: "I... No... I got to warn the others!"
*Sailor Moon: "We have to warn them!"
*Jiban: "Yes! We have to!"
*Ryo of the Wildfire: "What shall we do?"
*Optimus Prime: "Master Malkor is controlling an army of inanimate objects!"
*Rocket Raccoon: "I could become roadkill if I were you!"
*All Heroes: (all clamouring)
*Optimus Prime: "Let's go! Transform and Roll Out!"
*All Heroes: "F.A.B.!"
*Optimus Prime: "Autobots, are the Thunderbirds safe?"
*Prowl: "Yes, sir. Thunderbird 1 is protected due to an indestructable barrier that Malkor can't touch, for example. It is control-proof. And so is Lightning McQueen. He's protected too, because he's imaginary."
*Optimus Prime: "My, the rest of the vehicles remind me of... Maximum Overdrive! Stephen King made that film up himself!"
*Enjolras: "What about the others?"
*Optimus Prime: "It does not matter, we need to go to the tail of this strange meteor!"
*All Heroes: "Right!"
(Meanwhile, when all the evil vehicles move on...)
*Brave Little Toaster: "Stop, Malkor!"
*Master Malkor: "Halt! Thou shalt not stand in my way!"
*Optimus Prime: "You will never get away with this!"
*Master Malkor: "Taunt them!"
(As all the evil vehicles and mad appliances attack the heroes...)
*Voice: "Stop!!!!"
*Master Malkor: "Who are you?"
*Unnamed Thistle: "That's none of your business!"
*Master Malkor: "Attack!"
*Unnamed Thistle: "Why throw these vehicles's lives away?" (lifts and throws all vile vehicles)
*Master Malkor: "He's strong... How could he--?"
*Carmen Sandiego: "Come, Malkor! We must retreat!"
*Unnamed Thistle: "He's gone..."
*Isaac: "Who are you anyway?"
*Clyde: "Call me Clyde, the legendary Thistle!"
*Enjolras: "He's like a thistle!"
*Clyde: "Don't touch me! I have thorns!"
(Meanwhile, all the villains are discussing their plan to rule our reality...)
*Master Malkor: "And then, that human thistle attacked me!"
*Megamo: "I recognize that thistle... His name is Clyde of Glasgow!"
*Javert: "It cannot be! And it cannot happen!"
*Megatron: "We must eliminate him!"
*Queen Beryl: "Yes. And we must crush him like a normal plant!"
*Makuta Teridax: "Dog urine is a plant's weakness..."
*Hellspiral: "Stop!"
*Master Darque: "Will you all stop at once?"
*Dominius X: "Silence! Our evil vehicles survive. Maximum Overdrive is Game Overdrive."
Category:Heroes Alliance