The World According To Squidward

Squidward explains what he thinks about the world, including Patrick, SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and the Krusty Krab.
==Transcript==
*Squidward: *snores*
*SpongeBob: Hey Squidward!
*Squidward: WHA- *falls off bed*
*SpongeBob: It's me, SpongeBob!
*Squidward: That darn SpongeBob, always annoying me while I am trying to sleep.
*(cuts to walking into the Krusty Krab)
*Squidward: I would make so many improvements to this place if I could. *walks in*
*Mr. Krabs: Hey there Squidward!
*Squidward: *sighs*
*Squidward: I know the deal... get to work because I'm late.. I know.
*Mr Krabs walks away.
*Squidward goes to his register.
*Squidward: May I help you? Why do there have to be so many people at this place? Can there be atleast 2 less people here everyday?
*Customer: Well I want a large fries... and... and.. and.. and-
*Squidward: AND WHAT?
*Customer: I will just get the large fries.
*Squidward: SpongeBob, one large fries for this customer.
*SpongeBob: Here you go Squidward!
*Customer: That is too many large fries. I want 2 less large fries.
*Squidward: *eats 2 large fries* Here you go.
*Customer: You touched all the fries.
*Squidward: I just touched them!
*(cuts to Squidward going home)
*Squidward: That Patrick guy. He always plays with SpongeBob and he keeps throwing stuff into my fireplace. Squidward: I can't close the door to stop it because my house does not come with a door.
*Patrick: Hey Squidward!
*Squidward: What?
*Patrick: Hey Squidward!
*Squidward: You are talking to me, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
*Patrick: Nothing.
*Squidward: Then go away.
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