Papyrus

SO, I SEE YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE GREAT PAPYRUS! WELL, YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PAGE! 
SO, LET'S START OFF WITH MY FRIENDS!
==MY FRIENDS!==
*SANS IS MY LAZYBONES BROTHER. I HATE IT WHEN HE TELLS AWFUL PUNS OR PLAYS THE TROMBONE! HE REALLY GETS UNDER MY SKIN! WAIT... DID I JUST MAKE A PUN?
*UNDYNE IS MY FRIEND, AND TRAINS ME SO I CAN BE IN THE ROYAL GUARD! NYEH HEH HEH!
*METTATON MY FAVORITE APPEALING RECTANGLE! I LOVE WATCHING HIS SHOWS!
*W.D. GASTER MY DEAR FATHER, HE CREATED THE CORE SO THAT I CAN ENJOY ELECTRICITY! (WAIT, IS HE EVEN MY FATHER?)
==OTHER THINGS==
MY GREATEST ENEMY IS OF COURSE THE ANNOYING DOG BECAUSE DOGS LIKE BONES.
ANYWAYS, I ALSO HAVE SOME AWESOME MAGIC!
LIKE MY BONES, AND BLUE BONES! I ALSO CAN USE MY FABLED BLUE ATTACK! WHICH MAKES YOU BLUE! NYEH HEH HEH! I ALSO HAVE MY SPECIAL ATTACK, BUT THAT MEDDLING CANINE WON'T STOP TAKING IT! SO, NORMALLY I JUST USE A REALLY COOL BONE ATTACK. I DO PREPARE NON-BONE ATTACKS, BUT I FIX MY MISTAKE.
I'M A GREAT CHEF, AND LOVE MAKING SPAGHETTI! HOWEVER, MOST PEOPLE HATE IT FOR SOME REASON, EITHER THAT OR IT GETS FROZEN! I'M ALSO VERY KIND, AND I'LL BELIEVE IN YOU NO MATTER WHAT! 
I'M FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE, AND A COOL DUDE! 
ASGORE IS A BONEHEAD BECAUSE HE WON'T LET ME BECOME A ROYAL GUARD OR BE IN UNDERTALE 2, SO THEREFORE, I DECIDED TO JOIN Blocky Bunch INSTEAD! NYEH HEH HEH! ALSO, I USED TO BE A STARMAN BEFORE I BECAME A SKELETON! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THAT HAPPENED!
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE SOME HUMANS TO CATCH! IF YOU WANT TO EDIT MY PAGE, AND MAKE IT AS COOL AS I AM, NYEH HEH HEH, GO RIGHT AHEAD!
SEE YOU LATER!
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