Ness

:Not to be confused with himself from an alternate UnUniverse.
Ness is a young boy with weird psychic powers. His neighbor is Porky Minch. He got psychic because he ate some Green Cheese. He was friends with Poo, until he turned evil. Ness starred in his own shame, Pikachu Eats Your Cheese, where he and the Ice Climbers teamed up to get back their cheese. Along the way, the Ice Climbers died and Poo replaced them as a good guy again. In the end, Ness had to save the Moon from all of it's green cheese being taken away by Pikachu. He succeeded and was rewarded with a barfed up piece of cheese and all of the green cheese on the moon. Ness loved his yo-yo until it turned evil and killed him subtracting 9000 From his 9001 lives. (he lost his last life while he was eating steak with ketchup.)
Ness was able to use some of those powers to do things such as:
*Destroying UnWorlds.
*Saying hi to everybody.
*Making people do things.
*Trick people into thinking things.
*Lift things with his mind and arms.
*Many other not as awesome things.
*Get lots of child support money from his dad
*Be copied by Ninten. No wait, isn't that the other way around?
Sadly, Thanos used the power stone to kill him, but later Billy Mays revived him by perfectly reconstructing his atoms.
== Gallery ==
File:Images-8-.jpg|Ness and his yoyo.
File:Ness.png|Ness, standing like some kind of DBZ guy.
== Trivia ==
* Ness's favorite Pokemon is Lugia.
* Ness's favorite TV show is The Steak Show.
* In an alternate UnUniverse, Ness DIES and becomes Sans.
* Ness's vocabulary is known to be very limited as he can only say two words.
* Ness regularly streams Minecraft in his free time. Go watch his twitch to support him!
* ! Isn't it about time you go take a break off this wiki and go back to the Real World?
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