The MOST Craziest Drew Pickles ever!

This is "The MOST Craziest Drew Pickles diary ever!" This was recovered from the 19th floor of the Drewland Therapy Centre (est. 1986) where Dill Pickles had therapy in 2005. Now start the god-damned story!
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Dear Diary, today i woke up in my house in Drewland, California, and did the normal wake-up shit, blah blah blah blah blah. Then i went out and climbed into my Yugo 45, and drove off.
First off all, the class III short-line of Drewland, Drewland Railway Company Limited, the owner of a former Southern Pacific line that goes through Drewland, has been experiencing a major downfall in costumers. First of all, it is the last straight logging railroad of Drewland, and the EMD SD40-2 supply has had a extra one added (and it's from ALL America Latina Logistica S.A. of Brazil, but this one was accidentally never fitted with the America Latina Logistica trucks, so the DRCL bought it, and the short-line keeps it like that). Second, the customers are now shuttin' (or shutting) down and the DRCL has only 9 customers left. And lastly, the cost to repair parts of tracks is $69,000, which equals 1 pound in the UK. Cheap, hahaha?
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