The Inquisition

==The Superintendent Is Coming==
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:: Is the library up to date with the district guidelines?!
:: Let me check.
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:: We should get an answer in a couple of weeks.
:: Gosh darn it! I'll just check myself.
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:: Zoology... what the?! Are you telling me this is the latest edition?!
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:: The monk should finish the new one by the end of the next Renaissance.
:: You have five minutes to find me some modern textbooks!
:: Uh... okay.
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:: The vegetarian option is less ham?
:: Yeah, but to be honest, that was because we were running low on ham.
:: We're supposed to feed the kids five fruits and vegetables a day!
:: Do mushrooms count?
:: Yes!
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:: Where are you going?!
:: To scrape the walls of the locker room showers.
:: When I come back, I wanna see green everywhere!
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:: I should've done this before, but I need to check your work references - starting with you, Corneille.
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:: Elmore Penitentiary. 
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:: You worked in a prison?
:: Well, I did eight years hard labor, which I guess is technically work...
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:: Pull yourself together, Nigel! You sound like a winded Chinese opera singer. What's wrong?
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:: He's coming.
:: Who?
:: The school superintendent.
==The Speech==
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:: Elmore Junior High. My name is Superintendent Evil. Let me reassure you, I did not come to this school to break you and rebuild you from the bottom up.
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:: I came to break you.
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:: This school, and its students, is in breach of every conceivable rule... including the rules of decency.
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:: This is going to change. Any questions...
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:: ...regarding my authority will be severely punished.
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:: I am here to correct your outlandish behavior. Any questions...
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:: ...regarding my methods will also be severely punished.
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:: This school is diseased, and I'm the medicine. Any questions?
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:: Very good! Looking forward to working with you.
==Following the New Rules==
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:: Medicine? What kind of medicine is this guy?
:: Not the kind you put in your mouth.
:: Do you realize what you get when you change the letters around in Superintendent Evil's name? You get Superintendent Vile. Mm-hm.
:: Dude, his name is literally evil.
:: Hmm... e-vil... I guess. You gotta want it though.
:: I said stand up straight, young man!
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:: Everybody knows the crescent is the shape of the slacker, the hammock, the despondent Frenchman's croissant, the moon that's too lazy to turn a man into a werewolf.
:: But what do you want me to do?
:: Stand up STRAIGHT!
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:: Better. Now detention. There's a dress code in this school, and bare midriffs are forbidden. And I'm counting four on you.
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:: He is so mean...
:: That's nothing. Because tattoos are forbidden, he made Teri erase her face.
:: How is she holding up?
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:: Well, she tried to answer the phone but hole-punched her ear, and then got detention for having a piercing.
:: Well, at least she finds comfort in feeding the science lab lizard...
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:: And have you seen Simian lately? She's totally trying to get with Evil behind Principal Brown's back. I mean, if she's gonna have two faces, why do they both have to be so gross?
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:: What do you mean we can't see each other anymore?
:: I'm sorry, Nigel, it's just not professional for two members of staff to be in a relationship.
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:: Simian, I'm cutting your pay in half.
:: What? Why?
:: For being half asleep on the job. Your left eye is closed.
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:: You've been a teacher here for 300,000 years, and your methods are still as slack as your... ... everything.
:: Oh, well, he's not all bad. I think that moment warrants an extra-special high five.
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:: Hmm... definitely higher.
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:: Forgot there's no sound in space.
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:: Watterson and Watter-adopted-son, detention!
:: But we didn't break any rules!
:: You broke the rules of nature!
:: That egghead is literally an egg!
:: And William's a telekinetic flying eyeball! Everyone here breaks the rules of nature!
:: Not for much longer. Listen to me, Elmore Junior High!
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:: I've had enough of your cartoonish conduct. From here on, any abnormal behavior is to be corrected.
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:: Now get to class!
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:: No. The normal way.
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:: So brave...
:: That's a broom closet, though.
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:: Can you believe him? I'm pretty sure there's laws against these laws!
:: Well, I can't believe Carrie had to be buried if she wanted to attend class!
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:: And I can't believe they used manure instead of soil.
:: We gotta do something!
:: What can we do? He's got the whole school in the palm of that weird, fleshy pink thing on the end of his arm!
:​​​​​​: Whatever you do, do it fast.
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:​​​​​​: He forced me to have a body. My heart is in my mouth. Although... judging by the taste... it may be my lower intestine.
:: He's right. We've gotta move fast. I mean, half the class is already in Evil's office getting "fixed".
:: Fixed is a good thing, right?
:: Tell that to a dog.
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:: Gumball... Darwin... 
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:: You're next.
:: Masami...?
:: Sure! Heh... we'll... be right with you.
==From Cartoons to Humans==
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:: Who are you?
:: I'm Tina.
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:: Who are you??
:: I'm Tobias.
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:: Who are youuu....?
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:: ...Sussie?
:: Yeah?
:: Okay, that's a massive improvement. But still!
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:​​​​​​​: What's the hurry?
:: Join us.
:: It's quite painless.
:: It's better this way.
:, and ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: It's better this way. It's better this way. It's better this way. It's better this way! It's better this-
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:: Trust me. This is in your best interest.
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:: What are you doing to them...?
:: Fixing them. And their transformation is almost complete.
:: Almost...?
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:: BRING THEM TO ME!
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:: We gotta get out of here!
:: No... we have to go back.
:: You're right... we gotta fight them!
:: No, I mean we have to go back because I left my butt in there. But yeah, that too.
==Saving the School==
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:: Track them down! They must not be allowed to escape!
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:: Banana Joe.
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:: Oh! Uh... What has he done to you, buddy? Remember who you are!
:: Shh!
:: Ba-na-na-naaa....
:: No! No no no!
:: BA-NA-NA-NAAAAA!
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:: Ba-na-na-na ba-na-na-na ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na ba-na-na-na ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na na NAAAAAA!
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:: Ba-na-naaaaaa.... NA!
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:: Ba-na-na-na!
: and : Woo!
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:: Join us, Darwin!
:: Sussie, are you sure you don't mean... MAYONNAISE?
:: W-What?
:: Sussie say WHAAAAA?
:: No... no.... no! Sussie can't help herself!
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:: Hey! Penny! This will snap you out of it.
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:: Gumball!
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:: Oh! Uh... sorry Penny! And, uh, sorry to... whoever you are.
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:: Hey, Leslie!
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:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Yes!
:: Yeah!
:: Affirmative!
==Evil's Identity Is Revealed==
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:: STOP THAT!
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:: What do you think you're doing?
:: Putting an end to your nonsense!
:: We'll see about that. 
:: Fistfight? Really?
:: Take him down.
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:: What the...?
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:: Rob?!
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:: But who's hiding behind this mask?
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:: Oh no. Sorry, everyone. It is just Rob.
:: Well, let's take him down to Punch Town!
:: Yeah! Then we can kick his butt there!
:: No, Punch Town is... is... never mind.
:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: You fools!
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:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: I did all this for a reason! Don't you understand what's going on in Elmore? You have two choices: live in ignorance about what's gonna happen here, or listen to what I have to say! It might just save your lives.
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:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Okay, good. The reason I've been trying to transform you is bec-
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:: Uh, I think that's quite enough.
:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Thank you... thank you...
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==The End of Elmore and the World... So Far==
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:​​​​​​​​​: Ugh! Why did they stop me?! Transformation is the only chance they have of escaping to the other place when this world...
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:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Oh no... it's started.
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