The Itsy Bitsy Spider

The Itsy Bitsy Spider is a mass murderer whose main goal is world domination. More on that later. Anyways, Itsy is well known for her propaganda, which comes in the form of a story, mentioned later. Anyways, she is an arachnid and this means she has 8 legs. She almost lost one to a spider-assassin who was a fly named Bythis. He died.
== Life ==
The Itsy Bitsy Spider started her life from a spider egg. She hatched to Pepperman eating her mother's sacs (That's spider terminology for egg clusters) so she fought him and ate his plant brains. From this, she gained spider queen powers and liege over all spiders at the age of 12 seconds old. She commanded that all the spiders of the world to go kill Bashar Al-Assad and take over Syria. She didn't win against the syrians, but in her 13 minutes of trying she had personally taken the lives of over 12,000 Russians. The USA, enemies of Syria and wanting to protect the Spider's image for being a hero to them, made their own version of the song.
== Story Songs ==
=== US Propaganda ===
The Itsy Bitsy Spider, went up the water spout! Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Up came the sun and dried up all the rain. And the Itsy Bitsy Spider went up the spout again
As you can see, this song portrays Itsy as a good guy.
=== Actual Song (Translated from Syrian) ===
The Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled on the master's bed. He came along and swat the spider dead. After he's gone the spider came alive. So the Itsy Bitsy Spider really has survived. The Itsy Bitsy Spider sat on her dirty web. Down came a fly and got caught on the web. Then spider sucked on the poor fly's blood. The Itsy Bitsy spider threw the corpse in the mud. Now the Itsy Bitsy spider crawled on a poison fig. When she ate it, she fell down on a dig. So say goodbye, my miserable friend. Cause the Itsy Bitsy Spider is never heard again.
This was the real song. But teachers a long time didn't like it so now she gets to be regarded as a tireless and energetic arachnid.
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