Opening/Robbing Ruggedo, Splatter Phoenix, Bulba, Makuramon, Myotismon, and Hunter J

(We open on a beautiful night in Agrabah. Then we see Crash, Tawna, Sombra, Coco, Mohawk, Sabrina, Luz, and Lisa Bandicoot, Genie "Gene," (In his real boy form) Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Webigail "Webby" Vanderquack playing catch with a frisbee in the palace gardens, having fun while Scrooge McDuck watched with a soft smile)
Aladdin Parodies Studios present....
(Then after Luz threw the frisbee, a new figure caught it. They noticed and smiled. It was a male Meowth kitten with light beige fur, brown tips on his toes and curly tail, two tiny whiskers on his forehead, two tiny whiskers on each side of his cheeks, black ears with the interior colored pink, and has an oval-shaped gold coin on his forehead, and next to him is an 8 year old male bat with dark purplish gray fur, large ears with periwinkle interiors, yellow eyes, periwinkle wing membranes, a pink crescent-shaped nose, sharp white fangs, and wearing a white basketball tanktop with a red stripe around his torso, blue shorts, white socks, and blue and white converse shoes)
Luz: Good catch!
Male bat child: Not a single miss.
Male Meowth kitten: Thank you.
(Sabrina then turned to Crash's group)
Sabrina: Hey, Mom, Dad, guys? Could you tell me, Mohawk, Luz, and Lisa the story of how our two friends here (Gestures to the male Meowth kitten and male bat child) came to exist?
(Tawna giggled a bit)
Tawna: Sabrina, you, Lisa, and the boys heard this story before.
Mohawk: Once again won't hurt.
Male bat child: He has a point.
Coco: Are you sure?
Lisa: (To Coco) Of course, Mommy. (Looking at us readers) And besides, they need to know, too, guys.
(Even the male Meowth kitten agreed)
Male Meowth kitten: Lisa has a point.
(After giving a contemplation, even Scrooge, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, and Gene agreed with them with a smile)
Scrooge: Aye, that is a fair educational purpose.
Gene, Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Webby: (Nods) That's right.
(Giving in with smiles, Crash, Tawna, Sombra, and Coco nods)
Crash: How can we refuse a storytelling?
(Then he lets Sombra begin)
Sombra: It all began one week after Merlock's group were defeated and your mother, aunt, uncle, and I, along with Scrooge's family and Gene, went on our honeymoon and magically had you four kids....
(Then we slowly pan and zoom into a torch)
Ashladdin 2: The Return of Merlock
(Then we crossfade into a desert at night as we hear Crash, Sombra, and Gene singing. At the same time, a gang of thieves on horses raced across the desert, lead by two female figures and two male figures, the first female figure carrying a big bag containing something big)
Crash: (Voice-over) Follow us to a place
Where incredible feats
Gene: (Voice-over) Are routine every hour or so
Sombra: (Voice-over) Where enchantment runs rampant
Gets wild in the streets
Gene: (Voice-over) Open sesame, here we go
Crash, Sombra, and Gene: (Voice-over) Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
(The thieves are heading for what appears to be a mountain. But as we get closer, we see an opening which they and their horses charged into. They race down a path to what appears to be a place for treasure)
Crash, Sombra, and Gene: (Voice-over) Pack your shield, pack your sword
You won't ever get bored
Though get beaten or gored you might
C'mon down stop on by
Hop a Gummi Ship and fly
To another Arabian night
Arabian night
(As soon as the thieves arrived, they slowed down and stopped. They got off carrying sacks and chests of the treasures they swiped while two of the riders hold a bunch of it in their hands)
Thief 1: We did a good job tonight.
Thief 2: Oh, yes. We must have stolen so much, we may unable to be to steal anymore.
(The female figures and male figure climbed off their own horses, all wearing their own black cloaks. The first female figure is a human woman with pale blue eyes, short light purple spiky hair, and wearing a dark purple tunic with a right arm sleeve over a red long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit, a metal armor gauntlet on the left forearm by her hand, red fingerless gloves, a light purple belt, red knee-high high-heeled boots, and sometimes carries dark brown scanner sunglasses to wear at times. She is Hunter J, the leader of the thieves. The last female figure, the one carrying the big bag, is a female anthro duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, long black hip-length hair, and wearing black fingerless gloves, green dangly earrings, if she has ears, black eyeshadow, a black medium-sleeved blouse with puffy shoulder sleeves, a purple sleeveless halter dress with a yellow sash around her waist, black thigh-length leggings, and black cuffed boots, and sometimes carries a paintbrush with black paint. She is Splatter Phoenix, Hunter J's partner and the other leader of the thieves. The first male figure is a male vampire-type Digimon with short dirty blonde hair, red eyes, pointy ears, sharp vampire canines, and pale gray skin, and wearing a red bat-shaped eyemask, a blue long-sleeved jumpsuit with red bat symbols on his shoulders, yellow buttons and rims, olive green belts on the waist, green sleeve rims with yellow buttons, a yellow bat shaped brooch holding a black cape with red trimming, gray gloves with light gray bat symbols on them, and black boots with silver skull symbols on the feet. He is Myotismon, Hunter J's husband, her and Splatter Phoenix's partner, and the other leader of the thieves. And the last male figure is a male hulking well-built anthro bull with indigo fur, a peach snout and mouth, white horns, and wearing a red long-sleeved business suit with four gold buttons, a pale purplish blue long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up business shirt, an orange necktie, purple business pants, brown shoes, and a white long-sleeved lab coat. He is Taurus Bulba, Hunter J, Myotismon, and Splatter Phoenix's partner and the other leader of the thieves. After they removed their cloaks, they smirked evilly in agreement)
Splatter Phoenix: Well, obviously.
Hunter J: (To the thieves, agreeing) And not to mention recapturing mine, Myotismon, and Splatter Phoenix's fountains of youth.
Myotismon: (To Hunter J) Yes, Hunter J. (To Bulba) Right, Taurus Bulba?
Bulba: Indeed, Myotismon.
(Splatter Phoenix placed the bag down and pulled two figures out, gagged and their hands and paw-like hands tied behind their own backs with Myotismon's help. The first figure is a female Dark-type scratching cat Pokemon who looks exactly like her Kanto region counterpart, but she has light steel blue fur, pale lavender tips on her toes and curly tail, two whiskers on her forehead, two whiskers on each side of her cheeks, navy blue ears with the interior colored pale lavender, and has an oval-shaped gold coin on her forehead. And the last figure is a female tan beige furred bat with brown eyes and wearing a pale pink neckerchief, a white short-sleeved shirt, a blue skirt, and black sandals. After Splatter Phoenix and Hunter J removed each gag from the female scratching cat Pokemon and female bat respectively, the female scratching cat Pokemon and female bat spoke angrily)
Female scratching cat Pokemon: Who do you think you are, taking us back here?!
Female bat: We don't want to be you, Myotismon, and Splatter Phoenix's fountains of youth anymore, Hunter J!
(As they talk, neither of them sees a pair of arms reaching out and swiping some of the treasure)
Hunter J: (Sarcastically) Really?
Myotismon: (Sarcastically) Well, we're shocked and hurt from you both saying that. (Seriously) But you and Stellaluna don't have a choice, Meowzie.
Splatter Phoenix: You both have special powers, you both have healing powers.
Hunter J: And for the record, Myotismon, Splatter Phoenix, and I own you both.
(The female scratching cat Pokemon, now revealed to be Meowzie, and the female bat, now revealed to be Stellaluna, glared angrily)
Thief 3: (Glaring) Of course, we wouldn't be able to steal and find those two in the first place if it weren't for our two other "Fearless" leaders besides you three and our "Fearless" sentry.
(Nearby is someone trying to get something out of a vase. He is a male purple creature called a Nome with a bald head with long violet blue hair and a long violet blue sideburn-like beard, violet blue eyebrows, a big dark purple nose, small elf-like ears, and wearing a gold crown with emeralds, a magenta king robe, a black and red miner king-like outfit, red gloves, and long brown boots. He is Ruggedo the Nome King, their main leader. Near him trying to help are two other male creatures. The first male creature is a male monkey-type Digimon with brown fur, a large head, a peach-colored face, rounded ears, black eyes, a white fang sticking outside his bottom lip, and wearing a purple fez cap which has a gold plate with bonji on the front and red cloth on the back, a silver cuirass with spaulders, tassels, and gold trim, silver vambraces with gold trim and black gloves, a purple scarf, a purple belt with three gold buckles, tan baggy pants, and flat black shoes. He is Makuramon, Ruggedo's group's partner and the last leader. And the last male creature is a small male bat-type Digimon with yellow eyes, black fur, gray skin, and red claws, and wearing a blue upper-bodily cloth with a picture of a skull on the forehead. He is Demidevimon, Ruggedo's group's clumsy and cowardly, but loyal, sentry. Bulba rolled his eyes in annoyance along with Myotismon, Hunter J, and Splatter Phoenix)
Bulba: (In annoyance) Let me help Makuramon and Demidevimon get your hand out of there, Ruggedo.
(Myotismon, Hunter J, and Splatter Phoenix, after looking with Bulba at Ruggedo, Demidevimon, and Makuramon's incompetence in a calm awkward way, then glared daggers at the thieves)
Hunter J: Fearless or not, we're the leaders.
Splatter Phoenix: And you have to do what we say!
Myotismon: So, whatever we say, goes!
(The three then helped Bulba, Demidevimon, and Makuramon get Ruggedo's left hand out of the vase. It came loose, causing the vase to fall over and get smashed in the progress. The thieves glared at the seven of them)
Splatter Phoenix: I hope you're happy, Ruggedo.
Hunter J: You just made us break a vase!
Demidevimon: He never meant to, Splatter Phoenix and Hunter J.
Makuramon: He has a point.
Myotismon: Indeed.
Ruggedo: We got plenty of vases.
(The seven walked, or flew for Demidevimon's case, over to a chest and opened it. They smiled greedily at all the gold while Myotismon and Hunter J just gave a calm evil smirk)
Ruggedo: Isn't this incredible, our band of desert rats?
Bulba: This is much better than robbing those losers blindly, (Gestures haughtily to Ruggedo, who nods smugly in agreement) in the underground for your case, that is.
Ruggedo: (Nods smugly) Yep-er-rooney!
(With a chuckle, Bulba takes a crystal rose and puts it in his vest pocket to make himself look better)
Ruggedo: Why are you getting the crystal rose?
Bulba: Because it is a bonus for being one of the beloved leaders, of course.
(Chuckling wickedly a bit in agreement with Bulba, Ruggedo then points his index finger at the chest of gold and sack of jewels, laughing greedily a bit)
Ruggedo: And that....
Demidevimon, Makuramon, and Bulba: And that are part of it!
Splatter Phoenix: (To the thieves, sneeringly) So there you go.
Myotismon: More for us.
Thief 1: (Angrily) And what is our reward, bosses?
(With a smile, Hunter J tossed at the thieves a very small sack. The thieves looked at it dumbstruck as Hunter J walks off with Ruggedo, Myotismon, Makuramon, Splatter Phoenix, and Bulba while Demidevimon flew off with them)
Hunter J: There is your reward.
Demidevimon: (Sneeringly) So there.
Ruggedo, Myotismon, Makuramon, Splatter Phoenix, and Bulba: Enjoy it well.
(The thieves looked furious. They are about to attack the seven when Myotismon, Hunter J, and Splatter Phoenix gasped)
Splatter Phoenix: Wait a minute!
Myotismon and Hunter J: Where are Meowzie and Stellaluna?!
(Sure enough, they noticed Meowzie and Stellaluna are gone from where they both sat originally, and the ropes that once tied each their own hands and paw-like hands behind their own backs are cut, indicating that someone must've freed them both, or they both must've freed themselves)
Ruggedo: They're gone!
Makuramon and Bulba: You think?!
(Suddenly, one of the chests begins to be lifted off the ground and float away)
Thief 2: Guys, the chest! She's moving away!
Thief 3: (Gulps) It is not natural!
Ruggedo, Demidevimon, and Makuramon: GHOSTS!!
(Myotismon, Hunter J, Bulba, and Splatter Phoenix noticed something and reached for the chest. They pulled off what appeared to be an invisible cloak. It is revealed that it is an invisibility cloak hiding some figures who are trying to make off with the chest. They are Gabumon, Patamon, Pikachu, Eevee, and the Fearsome Four, consisting Megavolt, Quackerjack, Bushroot, and Liquidator. They sensed something's wrong and turned to see that they've been discovered. They smiled nervously)
Megavolt: Oh, hey, fellas.
(Then they got determined)
Liquidator: Alright if we join the party?
Quackerjack, Bushroot, Gabumon, and Patamon: Yeah, can we?
Pikachu: (Preparing his electric shock attack) Pi...!
Ruggedo: (Taking his sword out) How dare you try to steal from me and my group?!
(Just when Pikachu got ready to shock Ruggedo's group, a thief grabbed him by his ears, much to his pain)
Pikachu: (In pain) Piiiiiikaaaaaa!
Bushroot: (Getting grabbed with Eevee, Megavolt, Quackerjack, Liquidator, Gabumon, and Patamon) Hey, hey, hey! Back off!
Patamon: (Struggling) Let go of us!
Gabumon: (Struggling) At once!
(Then, just when Ruggedo's group was about to strike them with their swords after Bulba, Splatter Phoenix, Myotismon, and Hunter J pulled their swords out....)
Boy: (Voice-over) Hey, don't you and your group even think about it, Ruggy!
(Ruggedo's group and their gang looked confused. Suddenly five figures came jumping in stomping on the thieves' heads while wielding Keyblades. They jumped and landed in front of the four leaders. Pikachu's group, while breaking free from the thieves' grips thanks to the figures jumping on the thieves' heads, smiled as they noticed their figures and ran up to them. The figures are none other than Ash and Kaya Ketchum, Matt Ishida, his left cheek all healed by now, Tombo, and TK Takaishi-Ishida. Ruggedo's group frowned angrily as they speak to them)
Ruggedo: And who are you boys and that girl?
Ash: Well, my name's Ash Ketchum, and my sister, Kaya.
Kaya: (Teasingly) Yep, that's me!
Matt: Matt.
TK: Matt's little brother, TK.
Tombo: And I'm Tombo.
(The villains noticed Meowzie and Stellaluna, already untied, right next to Ash)
Splatter Phoenix: (Flatly glaring) And let us guess; You secretly freed them both, right?
Hunter J: (Flalty glaring) Behind our backs like that?
Myotismon: (Flatly glaring) Did you?
Ash's gang: Yep!
Ruggedo, Makuramon, and Bulba: Get those boys and their gangsters!
Myotismon, Hunter J, and Splatter Phoenix: And don't hurt Meowzie and Stellaluna!
Demidevimon: You heard them, come on, people!
(The thieves, with their swords out, jumped at Ash's gang, but Ash suddenly used Aeroga and disappeared in a puff of wind)
Thief 3: Where did those brats go now?
Thief 1: (Pointing) Look!
(The thieves turned and saw Ash's gang, Meowzie, and Stellaluna running off with most of their treasure)
Thief 1: They got our treasure!
Ruggedo's group: Stop them!
(The thieves charged at the heroes. With the heroes, they are running while talking)
Meowzie: Thanks for getting me and Stellaluna out of this mess so far.
Stellaluna: We thought we were goners being held captive again.
Ash: Don't thank us just yet.
Matt: Right now, focus on escaping from here.
Kaya: In other words....
Tombo: Escape first, thank us later.
Liquidator: That's our agenda, according to ten out of ten organized heroes.
Megavolt, Quackerjack, and Bushroot: Exactly!
(Suddenly, the thieves caught up with them. But the heroes, except a weaponless Stellaluna and Meowzie, got their weapons out)
Quackerjack: It's playtime!
(Then they, except Meowzie and Stellaluna, fought them off, knocking them aside. Suddenly, one thief almost sneak-attacked them when both Meowzie and Stellaluna each blasted their own fireball at the thief, knocking him aside. Noticing that, Ash's gang smiled at Meowzie and Stellaluna)
Ash's gang except Megavolt: Thanks!
Megavolt: Nice shooting there, gals.
Pikachu: (Happily) Cha!
(They then fended off more thieves with their attacks and/or magic)
Matt: Hey, Aku-Aku, Crunch!
Liquidator: Whenever you're ready!
Gabumon: Quickly!
Patamon: Like they said!
(Suddenly, Aku-Aku and Crunch Bandicoot themselves came flying in inside their Gummi Ship)
Crunch: Say no more and hold tight!
Aku-Aku: One escape ride coming up!
(Ruggedo, Demidevimon, and Makuramon looked dumbstruck as the heroes, with all the treasure they have stolen, suddenly flying off in the Gummi Ship after boarding quickly. Even Bulba, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Splatter Phoenix are livid)
Ruggedo: They got a Gummi Ship?!
Bulba and Makuramon: (Grabbing Ruggedo and Demidevimon respectively) They got a Gummi Ship!
Ruggedo and Demidevimon: And a good looking one.
Myotismon and Hunter J: And a living magic tiki mask!
(The heroes then began to fly off in a hurry)
Crunch: For thieves, they sure are dumb ones.
Megavolt: These guys aren't so scary.
Meowzie: Even though Myotismon, Hunter J, and Splatter Phoenix are somewhat scary and not so dumb like them.
Stellaluna: Along with even Bulba and sometimes Ruggedo, the buffoon.
Patamon: Not to mention Demidevimon and Makuramon.
Quackerjack: Good thieves but bad fighters.
Liquidator: Makes them amateurs.
Megavolt: (Looking down) Hey! I think we miss one!
(Megavolt points down at the one last sack of treasure down below. Ruggedo's group looked shocked as the heroes swooped down and grabbed it)
Splatter Phoenix: You will not take our treasure!
Bulba: Return them!
(Letting go of Ruggedo and Demidevimon, Bulba, Makuramon, and even Ruggedo and Demidevimon, the latter flying up there, jumps up and grabs the Gummi Ship's left wing. Ruggedo, Demidevimon, and Makuramon screamed a bit as the good guys flew around the room)
Crunch: (Trying to shake Ruggedo, Demidevimon, Makuramon, and Bulba off) Hey! No hitchhikers!
Liquidator: (Helping Crunch) Nine out of twelve transport attendants say that stowaways are never allowed on board without permission!
Aku-Aku: (Helping Liquidator and Crunch) Get off!
Ruggedo, Demidevimon, Makuramon, and Bulba: Never!
(Megavolt noticed the crystal rose in Bulba's lab coat pocket. With a playful smirk, he grabs it)
Megavolt: I'll be taking that.
Bulba: That's mine and Ruggedo's group's!
Kaya: (In a mocking baby talk) Aw, not anymore.
TK: Finder's keepers, loser's weepers!
Megavolt: Toodles!
(Bulba, Demidevimon, Makuramon, and Ruggedo swiped at Kaya, TK, Liquidator, and Megavolt respectively with their own fists and Demidevimon's Demi Dart, but missed. What's even worst, both Ruggedo and Makuramon accidentally punched Bulba's arm and Demidevimon's wing, causing them both to accidentally elbow Ruggedo and Makuramon's own chins, making the four of them let go of the Gummi Ship's left wing in the progress. The four screamed a bit as they started falling. Their falling was cut short as they landed in a statue of a monster's claw. However, the claw broke off and crashes to the ground with them still on it, stunning them due to the both of them bumping their heads on one of the claw's fingers. Myotismon, Hunter J, and Splatter Phoenix got angrily annoyed)
Myotismon, Hunter J, and Splatter Phoenix: Idiots!
(While Hunter J and Splatter Phoenix pulled their own hoverboards out and darted at the heroes, Myotismon transformed into his monstrous form. He is now a white armored vampire beast-type Digimon with short yellow hair, purple and red armor pieces all over his body, purple armored wings with the interior and inner spikes colored red and the wings were shaped like gattling guns, the top of his purple armored spiked spine showing a black and white Yin-Yang symbol on it, a white armored flexible spike-shaped tail, yellow pupil-less eyes, purple and red claws, and still wearing his red bat-shaped eyemask. He is Malomyotismon. But after Malomyotismon swiped his claws at the heroes, the heroes dodged and outwitted the three villains and made the three villains crash into a mud puddle nearby, much to their chagrin as Malomyotismon changed back into Myotismon. The heroes then flew towards the exit)
Ash: Time for us to head back to Agrabah!
Ash's gang, Meowzie, and Stellaluna: Got it!
(The heroes flew out of the exit just before the doors closed. Once they made it out, the heroes flew across the desert as they headed back to Agrabah)
Coming up: A certain group consisting two humans, a male crippled bat, and a male scratching cat Pokemon free themselves from a certain black lamp and after a huge fight between them against a certain group of imprisoned villains, decide to go off on their own, tired of being their punching bags and being pushed around, while at the same time, the heroes return to Agrabah's palace and after being congratulated for rescuing Meowzie and Stellaluna and taking back the loot from the thieves by the residents, are told of having dinner plans tonight while meeting some new friends consisting Matt, TK, Gabumon, and Patamon's old friends, both humans and Digimon partners alike.
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