Transcripts/Harkinian Seeks Pleasure

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Harkinian Seeks Pleasure.
Hyrule Castle, Inside.
Harkinian: I'm going to the Triforce Hair Salon.
Gwonam: Your Majesty, you have no money.
Harkinian: OAH!
Gwonam: You have no cash!
Harkinian: OAH!
Gwonam: You have no moolah!
Harkinian: OAH!
Morshu: You don't have enough Rupees.
Harkinian: OAH!
Harkinian repeatedly exclaims "Shit."
Gwonam: Can't you take the day off to find employment?
Harkinian: I'm going to the free hotel. There's a cutie I can talk to there.
Caption: Three minutes later...
Hotel Woman: 'Kay. I've booked you for two days and two nights.
Harkinian: Yes!
Harkinian: OOOOOAAAAAAHHH!!!
Harkinian runs out of the room, tackling Gwonam. All the glass falls out of the windows.
Harkinian: I got a date!
Gwonam: All right. That's good, Your Majesty. Go now.
Harkinian: How can I get there?
Gwonam: I could not care less, Your Majesty. Wha-
Harkinian departs in a Y-wing.
Gwonam: My Y-wing!
Harkinian is shown in the Y-Wing.
Gwonam: Damn it. I thought I hid that thing.
Gwonam departs in a TIE Fighter.
Gwonam: Squadalah!
Harkinian receives a transmission from Gwonam.
Gwonam: Why do you take my stuff?
Harkinian: This ship's old as hell.
Gwonam: Correction; these are antiques!
Gwonam: Time to take my ships back to my hou-
Gwonam is interrupted by Harkinian ending the transmission.
Harkinian: What's on the station?
Harkinian turns on music.
Gwonam fires his TIE's ion cannon at the Y-wing, causing its systems to fail.
Harkinian: What?
Harkinian freezes.
Harkinian: OAH!
Gwonam: Whoops!
The episode ends.
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