Spike on Horror Island

In honor of the 20th anniversary of the Scooby-Doo movie this story is a new take on it.
==Script==
(We open on nighttime at an island called Horror Island, a tropical resort and theme park with all things horrifying and we cut to cardboard gravestones blowing in the wind and a hunchback employee chases some tourists with a plush hammer and we cut to a reporter talking, the reporter is a perky attractive Caucasian female with blond hair and a brown reporter suit)
Reporter:Yes it's great here on Horror Island. The collage students are choosing a different spring break and summer experience here on Horror Island and it beats the sandy beaches of Florida.
(We cut to an elderly Caucasian male with short curly grey hair on the sides and back of his head, he watches the report)
Edwin T. Akeover:Yessire, this report's gonna get teenagers from all over.
(Cuts to the beach where a boy and his girl are playing and they get hit by a plush hammer which is different from the other one the hunchback has, we cut to a limbo contest going on, natives with war paint hold the stick, we cut to a teenage boy walking and he wonders into the bad part of the forest and two burning red eyes of fire are seen watching him and the guy gets a fishing rod out which looks like it is made from a long stick)
Teenage Fisherman:Boy this is a real authentic homemade fishing rod. I'm gonna catch me some big ones. My catch will be wild. (tosses the line into the water)I know you're down there you finicky fish! Boy I gotta be calm, it's only been just now that I started. This guy is sure gonna be a tough one.
(Stomping is heard and he turns to see a big protoplasmic looking muscular figure, his head looks like it is sticking out of his body and looks to be at least twelve feet tail, he has claws that look like they could be three inches long, and even the toes look like they are three inches long, it safe to say that this is no man in a mask, it goes up behind the guy and grabs him by the left arm)
Teenage Fisherman:What the?! (The monster thing turns him to face it)Hey nice costume pal. They must pay you an awful lot of money to go around scaring people.
(The monster is confused and roars in the boy's face and the guy says)
Teenage Fisherman:Sheese, when's the last time you brushed your teeth? You need some mints or something because it smells terrible. Maybe if you took off that mask you can be ok enough to see without it. 
(Tries to pull it off and the monster roars in pain and then gets mad and we cut to the boy)
Teenage Fisherman:Oh boy.
(Cuts to the monster and the boy, we have an angle on the boy, the monster roars its green breath into the boy's face and we cut to scene, the boy is knocked out and we cut to the Canterlot City Gym where we see the gang getting the stuff ready to catch a bad guy)
Sci-Twi:Jinkies, hurry up guys, we've only got so little time left.
(Lyra comes with the ropes)
Lyra:I've got the ropes.
Sci-Twi:Check.
Bulk:(Comes with a net)I got the cargo net and I'm ready to catch the Ghostly Weight Lifter.
(Sunset is seen pouring oil on the floor by the entrance)
Sunset:Slippery oil's in place!
(Cuts to Timber and Gloriosa hooking the spotlights)
Timber:We got the spotlights all set.
Gloriosa:Yeah and we're ready!
(Cuts to Snips and Snails hiding with Winona behind some bleachers and we cut to Sandalwood and Micro Chips hiding and we cut back to scene)
Sandalwood:Alright dudes, let's go over the plan again just to be certain.
Rarity:(Over radio)Right Sandalwood. (Cuts to her hiding in the announcer's booth with Applejack)When the Ghostly Weight Lifter enters through the front door behind Apple Bloom and Spike, Applejack and I will shine the lights on him, blinding him...
Applejack:He slips on the oil...
(Cuts to Micro Chips)
Micro Chips:And crashes into the cargo net...
(Cuts to Snips, Snails and Winona)
Snails:And then we hoist him high as a Christmas goose.
(Snips and Winona chuckle about Snails' joke and we cut to Trixie who is by the door and hears something)
Trixie:Trixie hears footsteps coming this way. It's probably them.
(Cuts to Flash)
Flash:Quick everyone hide!
(Cuts to scene, they hide and Apple Bloom and Spike come bursting in the gym and the lights then shine bright into their eyes)
Apple Bloom:Gah! I can't see! I'm blind!
Spike:Me too!
(They slip on the oil and are on their backs and side over to the net and we cut to Sandalwood, Micro Chips, Snips, Snails and Winona pulling on the ropes)
Micro Chips:He's lighter than we thought.
(They see they got Spike and Apple Bloom)
Sandalwood:We got Spike and Apple Bloom.
(The Ghostly Weight Lifter comes in, he is a big muscular green male with dark blue hair, and a blue jersey and shorts and sneakers and a headband around his head and brown fingerless gloves, he roars an unearthly roar)
Ghostly Weight Lifter:Those who dare enter the home of the Ghostly Weight Lifter shall suffer the wraith of him!
(Cuts to Apple Bloom and Spike, the net breaks and it lands on the ghost thus capturing him)
Apple Bloom:Yay! We caught him!
Spike:Hooray!
(Bulk pulls off the mask revealing)
Gang:Hulk Hamstrings?!
Bulk:My rival. Who has been trying to scare me along with the other competitors away. After we caught him as the Phantom Fighter he was released and he wanted to get revenge on all of us for doing it to him. Putting him in prison.
Hulk Hamstrings:And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dogs!
(The police take him away and Spike cheers)
Spike:Spikey-Dikey-Doo!
(We cut to outside where the gang walk to the van and put the costume in the back)
Spike:Another job well done by the Canterlot Mystery Solvers.
Winona:You said it Spikey.
Flash:Time to pack up and get out of here. (Yawns)I am tired.
Sunset:You're not the only one Flash. I'm tired too.
Sci-Twi:Let's all agree that we're all tired.
Bulk:Yeah. (Yawns)Boy am I ever tired.
Micro Chips:Let's go now guys.
(They get into the van and drive off)
Sandalwood:(OS)Ya know guys, the mystery solving doesn't pay but at least us selling flower pots does.
Wallflower:(OS)Agreed. And only five dollars.
(We fade to the next day at the beach where the gang are selling flower pots and they wear their beach attire)
Flash:Get your flower pots! Flower pots only five dollars!
(A woman comes and pays for a pot)
Woman:I'll take ten.
Sunset:That'll be fifty dollars please.
(She says and Sandalwood comes with a box)
Sandalwood:Here you are madam. Another satisfied customer.
(She leaves with her box of flower pots)
Micro Chips:We've sold some pots and we haven't found a single mystery.
Spike:Yeah which is good cause I'm starving.
Trixie:Trixie is hungry too Spike.
Gloriosa:Let's make lunch.
(Snails gets the grill out and the group gets the stuff to make food out, hamburgers, veggie burgers, kabobs and hotdogs and veggie dogs)
Winona:The mustard, nobody forget the mustard.
Applejack:Or the ketchup.
Bulk:Or the barbecue sauce.
Snips:And the relish.
(Fluttershy brings out the pasta salad)
Fluttershy:I've got the pasta salad.
Sandalwood:Like great Fluttershy.
(Micro Chips and Juniper get the party bag of barbecue chips out)
Juniper:Micro and I got the barbecue chips.
Micro Chips:You might say Chips and I got the chips.
Apple Bloom:Boy them burgers and other things sure smell good.
(Lyra and Gloriosa got cooking duty)
Timber:Sis, you and Lyra get cooking duty.
Gloriosa:Uh yeah, I know.
Lyra:Go get the cake Timber.
Timber:Alright.
(Goes to get the cake out of the bag and gets the forks and knives out and we cut to Gloriosa and Lyra)
Lyra:(Calls for the gang)Hey gang, lunch is ready!
(Cuts to Spike and Winona)
Spike:Oh boy! Chow time for the hounds!
Winona:Let's eat!
(They go over to the van and we fade to the gang sitting around a blanket and having lunch)
Spike:Boy am I ever hungry.
Winona:Me too.
(They enjoy lunch)
Apple Bloom:(Sees Spike adding something)What're ya adding there Spike?
Spike:Marshmallow and relish. I love it.
Apple Bloom:Oh Spike.
Rarity:It's ironic that we haven't had a single mystery all day. Not a gremlin, werewolf, zombie, mummy, vampire, bugaboo or any other so-called paranormal being.
Sandalwood:Yeah it's pretty monotones.
Adagio:Anybody remember the case of the Seaweed Spook?
Flash:Yeah it was a scuba diver trying to steal a pirate's treasure.
Spike:Yeah but we caught him.
Aria:Right now I just wanna have a beautiful day here in paradise.
(About to bite into hamburger until Flash says)
Flash:And how about the case of the Monza Monster? It was a rival restaurant owner trying to scare people away from his competitor.
Aria:(Sarcastically)Yeah and Snails and Spike nearly ate him.
(About to bite into burger until Twilight says)
Sci-Twi:Or the case of the Aztec Ghost who was an archeologist trying to scare people away so he wouldn't have to give the treasures to the museum he works for.
Aria:Yeah and he woulda gotten away with it too if it weren't for us meddling kids.
(About to bite until Bulk says)
Bulk:And what about the Abominable Snowman Ghost? It was a resort manager trying to smuggle priceless Tibetan jewels out of the country.
Spike:Or what about the Popcorn Ghoul? It was a movie theater employee trying to get people out of the theater so he'd buy it up cheap.
Aria:Guys can you do one favor for me?!
Sonata:Sure Aira, what is it?
Aria:Let me eat this burger before I die of hunger.
(Bites into it only for a Hawaiian male comes)
Emissary:Hi I'm an emissary and I was sent by my employer Mr. Edwin T. Akeover to invite you to his world famous amusement park Horror Island.
(Aira groans)
Sandalwood:(To Emissary)Like don't mind her dude, go ahead.
Emissary:Right. (Back to talking)As I was saying, Mr, Akeover would like you to solve a mystery. He'd pay you a fee of ten thousand American dollars.
Spike:Sorry man but we don't go anywhere with the word "spooky", "haunted", "forbidden", "horror", "scary", or "creepy", in the name.
Emissary:But he lives in a mansion facing out into the bay where the island lays. He'd be honored if you'd attend the island. It's even got all you can eat.
(Spike perks up)
Spike:All you can eat you say? Ok we're in.
Snails:Yeah!
Flash:Well let's get dressed and get going.
Spike:Yeah that buffet ain't getting any younger!
(They all laugh and we fade to the estate of Edwin T. Akeover, the Mystery Glamper drives up and the gang get out)