Jimmy Carter Peanut

The Jimmy Carter Peanut (full name is The UnWorld-Renowned From Coast To Coast Jimmy Carter-Approved Giant Peanut of Destiny, or TURFCTCJCAGPD, also just called THE NUT) is a giant, monstrous, human-mouthed peanut from Indiana that regularly requires a meal of 210 pounds of human flesh (human only, as it is very picky) to be donated from the local staff at a nearby peanut factory. Although the United States of UnAmerica's government claims that it's just a statue made to honor Jimmy Carter (since he was a peanut farmer before becoming emperor of Tennessee), us at the UnAnything Team know the truth under that shell!
THE NUT seems to have used its Idiot Manipulation abilities (yes, it has powers) to persuade the people who live in its vicinity that it is benevolent and not bloodthirsty. It can also use magic to make itself invisible, since a twelve-foot-tall peanut statue isn't exactly the most hide-able item. Whenever it hasn't been fed for a while, it becomes violent and starts hunting the civilians at night, stalking them through the woods like freaking Slender Man.
Overall, this whole situation is nuts (ba-dum-tss).
== Trivia ==
* Juno has visited the Jimmy Carter Peanut before, and LIVED!
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