Marks and Recreation

Musical Numbers - Bureaucrat Song
musical guest - Maggie Rogers
guest star - AnnaSophia Robb
== Quotes ==
Betty anne bongo: Hey hey hey, KaBlamatrons! we're welcoming you to an hip shaking episode of... KaBlam!
Narrator: Today's episode, Scared Silly
Andrea: What a nervous night to be walking home from the movies
Bill: What's that?
Flesh: it's coming from the bushes. go see what it is, run!
Stinky: Thanks a Lot. oh well. Huh?
Andrea: Melty, come back! wait! where did he go?
Narrator: can this be the beginning to the violence of Professor White? or will the league be chased by a black knight? find out what happens in the action ghoul out conclusion of Action league now!. 
June: Oooooh, that professor makes me so mad!! 
Henry: I can tell and so can our audience. 
June: now, I have an idea. 
Henry: of course you do. that lightbulb is another way cartoons tell the world what's on your mind. so June, What's on your mind?
June: two words: thought balloons.
Henry: as you can see, the three lucky girls are musical guests.
June: Oh.... and you are?!
Henry: that's right. behold.....the wonders of rock, gothic and bold
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlam! fans! Keep your hiner in the recliner. still to come... Prometheus and Bob, race rabbit. and when we return, more Action League Now!. right here on KaBlam!
Narrator: 900,000 years ago, an alien videotaped his attempts to educate a caveman. The Prometheus and Bob tapes.
Narrator: Tape #25, Bowling
Narrator: End.
Henry: well, that wraps up another hip shaking episode of KaBlam!. But before we knew it, this stars become famous. see you next time, KaBlammers. 
Bert Pence: join us again next time. same...
Betty anne bongo: (offscreen) Hold it! 
(Music stops) 
Ryan Malloy: (offscreen) It’s not the end of the episode, we're continuing the episode! 
Zach: (offscreen) It is not going to end! 
(It rewinds, then replays)
Betty anne bongo: See, told you the episode is not over!
We'll never find that disk will we?
You're right. Nothing is over as long as there's one thin ray of hope.
Lost something? [She rides a slow-mobile towards them.] I should have known you'd come here rather than follow proper procedure. And I did know. And that's why I came here.
Listen, we're through. You're an evil, heartless woman and I never wanna see you again. However, would you help us get back for old time's sake?
I'm afraid he's lost in the master in pile, and it would take some sort of giant, mechanical, atomic-powered sorting machine to find him.
You rang?
Damnit, just jump already. Stop hogging that healthy liver.
No, I want to live. Organising that forced-labour spa rekindled my lifelong love of bureaucracy.
But how did you know we were here?
My siblings brought us.
It was me! I'm the hero!
Request for explanation of incident meeting?
I hereby petition you for an emergency sort-and-file, under regulation 2 point--
[waggling his finger] D-D-D-D-Don't quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the colour of the book that regulation's in. We kept it grey.
Sir, please, I must located the disk with my friend's brain on it.
Very well. But your bureaucratic licence will be revoked if you fail to sort the master in pile by closing time: 1pm.
That's only four minutes from now.
Jimmy McGee: Requisition me a beat.
(music plays)
Jimmy McGee: When I was four there was a hurricane in Kingston Town
with a foot and a half of water
Everyone was alright, but I cried all night
It blew my alphabet blocks out of order
And they said this boy’s born to be a bureaucrat
Born to be all obsessive and snotty
I made my friends and relations file long applications
To get into my tenth birthday party.
Jodie: But something changed when daddy turned pro.
Jimmy McGee: I was sorting but I wasn't smilin'
Jodie: he forgot that it's not about badges and ranks
Jimmy McGee: It's supposed to be about the filin'!
People,
We didn't choose to be bureaucrats
No, that's what Almighty Jah made us
We'd treat people like swine and make them stand in line
Even if nobody paid us
They say the world looks down on the bureaucrats
They say we're anal, compulsive and weird
But when push comes to shove you gotta do what you love
Even if it's not a good idea
Everybody sing AH-OOGA!
All: AH-OOGA!
Jimmy McGee: Just the bureaucrats - AH-OOGA! 
Bureaucrats: AH-OOGA!
Jimmy McGee: The grade nineteens!
Carol Kane: ... Ah-ooga!
Jimmy McGee: Sing me home,
When push comes to shove you gotta do what you love
Even if it's not a good idea!
Jodie: you saved our lives!
Congratulations indeed but you finished with one second to spare so I'm demoting you. A good bureaucrat never finishes early.
That's OK. At least we have you back.
Not yet you don't. I'm still acting, I have some changes to make. First, you're fired. Second--
Not so fast! While I was sorting I came upon a certain document filed by one. Form B: Notification of Romantic Entanglement.
That's right, she fraternised me!
That form isn't about you. It refers to my high school prom date. It was a regulation date that ended in regulation disappointment.
Yes, but you only stamped it four times!
No! No! I was young and reckless.
you are technically correct -- the best kind of correct. I hereby promote you to grade 37. And as for you. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!
[He flies away.]
Well, it looks like I'll be needing my heroic bureaucrat back. At severely-reduced pay, of course.
[The staff cheer.]
It's better than nothing.
What about me? Can I come back at severely-reduced pay?
You got it, mon! In fact, severely-reduced pay all around!
Audience member (Thomas): Here with an exclusive performance, everybody give it up for Maggie Rogers!
Maggie Rogers: I was walking through icy streams
That took my breath away
Moving slowly through westward water
Over glacial plains
And I walked off you
And I walked off an old me
Oh me oh my I thought it was a dream
So it seemed
And now, breathe deep
I'm inhaling
You and I, there's air in between
Leave me be
I'm exhaling
You and I, there's air in between
You and I, there's air in between
Cut my hair so I could rock back and forth
Without thinking of you
Learned to talk and say
Whatever I wanted to
And I walked off you
And I walked off an old me
Oh me oh my
I thought it was a dream
So it seemed
And now, breathe deep
I'm inhaling
You and I, there's air in between
Leave me be
I'm exhaling
You and I, there's air in between
You and I, there's air in between
You and I, there's air in between
(Spoken) Thank you very much, KaBlam!
June: okay, that’s that! And before we go, we wanna thank Maggie Rogers
Henry: let’s give a big thank you to our very special guest, AnnaSophia Robb!
(Mr. Foot placing AnnaSophia Robb in the trunk of a car)
Both: see you next time!
Jimmy McGee: come on, princess, let’s blow the joint!
Jodie: okay!
The Flesh: Now it's time for my song! [singing] When I was two, there was a tidal wave in-- 
Bert Pence: join us again next time. 
The Flesh: [over the end] Aw.
Bert Pence: same KaBlam! time, same KaBlam! Network.
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