EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!:Riley VS Lexie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
RILEY VS LEXIE!
BEGIN!
==Riley's First Turn==
"Oh, I remember you'.
"I threw a mailbox at you".
"Remember that"? "You wanted to play a harmless prank".
"But it quickly spiraled out of control and soon became as destructive as a tank".
"But enough chitter-chatter".
"Be glad I don't work in haberdasheries, because I'd be a mad hatter". (A haberdashery is a store that sells hats and the sort)
==Lexie's First Turn==
"There was enough destruction in our OMB".
"I have no idea what you have against me".
"I played ONE prank and you took it too far".
"You didn't have to hit me in the face with a dozen cars".
"Let's just move forward and forget all this". "It's in the past".
"How do you plan to reach the future from where you're at"?
==Riley's Second Turn==
"I don't need the future". "I've seen it already".
"It's no different from the stuff we see here everyday".
"And as for your prank, I'm willing to forgive".
"As long as you have something valuable to give".
"Like a magic book or a new kendama".
"When you broke mine, I wanted to slice your throat with a katana".
==Lexie's Second Turn==
"A magic book"? "I'm not a mage".
"You'd have better luck if you asked Airion or Celeste".
"I broke your kendama because you threatened my life".
"What would you have done"? "Run away and hide"?
"So here, take this and let us be friends'.
<gives Riley a bracelet>
"Because I really don't wanna have to kick your ass again".
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
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