Cars 2: The Video Game (DS)/Script

This is a script of the cutscenes from the storyline of Cars 2: The Video Game (3DS/DS).
==Story Mode==
===Go for the Gold===
[Scene: Piston Cup Track]
*Darrell Cartrip (voice): Welcome Racing Fans, to the Hudson Hornet Memorial Piston Cup, as Lightning McQueen tries to win his Fourth Piston Cup!
====After Go for the Gold - Part 1====
[Scene: Piston Cup Track]
*Lightning McQueen: This one's for you, Doc.
====After Go for the Gold - Part 2====
[Scene: Luigi's Casa Della Tires]
*Lightning McQueen: Well Mater, looks like I'll be racing in the World Grand Prix. How'd you like to come see the world with me?
*Mater: Ya mean go with you and be part of your pit crew in fancy races all over the world?! I'm in.
===Oil Rig: Infiltrate===
[Scene: Oil Rig]
*Finn McMissile: I'm looking for a car...
===Oil Rig: Recon===
[Scene: Oil Rig]
*Finn McMissile: Hmm, what are you cars up to... 
===Oil Rig: Escape===
[Scene: Oil Rig]
*Finn McMissile: What is Professor Z doing all the way out here on an oil platform? I suppose I won't know until I get this evidence analyzed...
===Willy's Butte===
[Scene: Luigi's Casa Della Tires]
*Mater: Guess what?! I met me some dirt racin' fella's who are gonna help you train!
*Lightning McQueen: Dirt racers? Mater, how is that gonna help me win the World Grand Prix?
*Mater: Well, at the Grand Prix you gotta go from dirt to road an' back to dirt. It ain't like your regular races.
*Lightning McQueen: You know, you're right. It'll be like when Doc taught me...
====Before Willy's Butte====
[Scene: Luigi's Casa Della Tires]
*Mater: Now, watch out for them dirt sections, buddy. They can be real slippery like!
====After Willy's Butte - Part 1====
[Scene: Luigi's Casa Della Tires]
*Lightning McQueen: "Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beamer" - Ka-chow!
====After Willy's Butte - Part 2====
[Scene: Luigi's Casa Della Tires]
*Mater: Whoo Wee! You sure showed them a thing or two about racin!
*Lightning McQueen: Yeah, I was pretty good, wasn't I!?
*Mater: C'mon! Let's get packin'. We're goin' to Japan!
===Hidden in Plain Sight===
[Scene: Tokyo National Art Center]
*Holley Shiftwell (voice): Agent Finn, I'm afraid I was unable to locate the Professor's hideout here in Tokyo.
*Finn McMissile: That's unfortunate.
*Holley Shiftwell (voice): However, an American Agent followed Professor Z and has collected vital intel. The agent's agreed to pass it to you here at the Party.
*Finn McMissile: Excellent! Meet me as soon as you can.
*Holley Shiftwell (voice): Yes sir, I'll be there in a moment.
====After Hidden in Plain Sight - Part 1====
[Scene: Tokyo National Art Center]
*Holley Shiftwell: A Volkswagen Karmann Ghia has no radiator.
*Finn McMissile: That's because it's air cooled. Pleasure to meet you Agent Shiftwell.
====After Hidden in Plain Sight - Part 2====
[Scene: Tokyo National Art Center]
*Miles Axlerod: Welcome to Tokyo, Japan for the first race in the World Grand Prix.
===Free Food?!===
[Scene: Tokyo National Art Center]
*Lightning McQueen: You know, Mater, this isn't Radiator Springs...
*Mater: You're just realizing that? Boy that jet lag really done a number on you. We been in Tokyo a while, buddy! 
*Lightning McQueen: I'm saying things are different over here, Mater. Which means maybe you should, you know, act a little different too.
*Mater: Different than what? Anyway, I'll catch ya later, buddy. I'm gonna find me some of that pistachio ice cream!
====After Free Food?!====
[Scene: Tokyo National Art Center]
*Mater: That wasn't pistachio ice cream! It was wasabi!! HOT!!!
===A Closer Look===
[Scene: Tokyo National Art Center]
*Finn McMissile: Have you met our contact yet?
*Holley Shiftwell: No, but I have noticed some cameras that look out of place.
*Finn McMissile: You need to disable those cameras, Shiftwell. Be sure you don't disable a good one though. It'll blow your cover.
====After A Closer Look====
[Scene: Tokyo National Art Center]
*Miles Axlerod: I want to announce an alternative fuel break through, Allinol. Allinol will be used by all the racers in the upcoming World Grand Prix!
===Water!!!===
[Scene: Tokyo National Art Center]
*Mater: AHHHHHHHH IT BURNS!!!! Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot. Somebody get me some water!
====After Water!!!====
[Scene: Tokyo National Art Center]
*Mater: Phew! Whatever you do, DO NOT EAT the free pistachio ice cream! It has turned!
===Japan Challenge!===
[Scene: Tokyo]
*Shu Todoroki: Konbanwa, Lightning McQueen!
*Lightning McQueen: Thanks, I think?
*Shu Todoroki: My inner dragon, Ka-Riu, and I respect your drifting skill, would you teach us?
*Lightning McQueen: Huh?.. Oh, uh sure, why not?
====After Japan Challenge!====
[Scene: Tokyo]
*Lightning McQueen: That was great!
===Japan Rivalry!===
[Scene: Tokyo]
*Francesco Bernoulli: Buona sera, Lightning McQueen! You do realize these races will involve turning both left and right?
*Lightning McQueen: Francesco Bernoulli - oh, I think I might have heard of you. You're some kind of race car, right?
*Francesco Bernoulli: Francesco will show you what kind of race car he is, NOW! Ready, set... Arrivederci!!!
====After Japan Rivalry!====
[Scene: Tokyo]
*Lightning McQueen: Oh yeah! Ka and Ciao, Francesco!
===Tokyo WGP!===
[Scene: Tokyo Grand Prix]
*Brent Mustangburger (voice): Welcome, ladies and gentlecars to round ONE of the World Grand Prix!!!
====After Tokyo WGP! - Part 1====
[Scene: Tokyo Grand Prix Pit Lane]
*Mater: Hey, Luigi. I think it's the girl from the party callin' for our date.
====After Tokyo WGP! - Part 2====
[Scene: Tokyo Grand Prix]
*Lightning McQueen: Mater, what were you thinking!? You had your headset on. I thought you were talking to me!
*Mater: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to---
*Lightning McQueen: An imaginary date... this is exactly why I don't bring you along to these things!
*Mater: Maybe if I talked to somebody, explained what happened, it could help--
*Lightning McQueen: I don't need your help! I don't want your help!
===Airport: Disrupt===
[Scene: Haneda Airport]
*Holley Shiftwell (voice): Yes, and it seems that Professor Z is going to transmit his camera design via satellite.
*Mater: Hey, I know you - I saw you at the race yesterday!
*Finn McMissile: We've got to stop that transmission. Mater, will you help us?
*Mater: Uhh...sure.
====After Airport: Disrupt====
[Scene: Haneda Airport]
*Finn McMissile: Excellent maneuvers back there, Mater!
*Mater: I did it! Sure wish Lightning coulda seen me.
===Airport: Escape===
[Scene: Haneda Airport]
*Finn McMissile: Finn McMissile, British Intelligence... Don't look now, but you're being followed...
*Mater: Dadgum. You guys is spies?!
====Before Airport: Escape====
[Scene: Haneda Airport]
*Professor Z: Get them, you fools.
====Before France Challenge!====
[Scene: Paris]
*Miles Axlerod: The World Grand Prix has made its way to beautiful Paris, France for the second race.
===France Challenge!===
[Scene: Paris]
*Lightning McQueen: Man, I gotta stretch my wheels. That flight from Japan to France was really long. 
*Raoul ÇaRoule: Tell me, is it true you knew THE Hudson Hornet, the greatest dirt racer ever?
*Lightning McQueen: Yeah. He taught me everything I know about racing on dirt.
*Raoul ÇaRoule: Would you show us? It would be a fantastic honor to race with you and you can, as you say, stretch your wheels.
====After France Challenge!====
[Scene: Paris]
*Lightning McQueen: Turn right to go left... works every time.
===France Rivalry!===
[Scene: Paris]
*Francesco Bernoulli: Once again Lightning McQueen, "fate", has brought us together.
*Lightning McQueen: Fate? I thought it was the World Grand Prix?
*Francesco Bernoulli: Francesco is being overly dramatic, it is my way! My momma says I am the King of the Drama!
*Lightning McQueen: (groans) Let's just race.
====Before France WGP!====
[Scene: Porto Corsa]
*Finn McMissile: According to my contact, the heads of the four lemon car families are meeting in Porto Corsa, Italy.
*Mater: Italy? But Lightning's racing in France tomorrow...
===France WGP!===
[Scene: Paris Grand Prix]
*Brent Mustangburger (voice): Welcome, ladies and gentlecars to round TWO of the World Grand Prix!!!
====After France WGP!====
[Scene: Paris Grand Prix]
*Lightning McQueen: That's right! I am speed!
*Luigi: Lightning, fantastico! With Luigi's help, you won another race!
*Lightning McQueen: Thanks, Luigi. I'm glad I won, but I can't believe another car overheated and couldn't finish the race.
===Casino: Infiltrate===
[Scene: Casino di Porto Corsa]
*Holley Shiftwell (voice): Are you ready, Mater?
*Mater: Well, sure. I just wish these new gadgets y'all installed didn't itch so much.
*Holley Shiftwell (voice): Yes... Well, good luck!
====Before Italy Challenge!====
[Scene: Porto Corsa]
*Miles Axlerod: Porto Corsa, Italy is the perfect back drop for the third race in the World Grand Prix.
===Italy Challenge!===
[Scene: Porto Corsa]
*Carla Veloso: So, you must be Lightning McQueen.
*Lightning McQueen: That's right. And you must be - 
*Carla Veloso: The famous Carla Veloso! Do you not recognize me? I love to race all over the world, and experience new courses. Shall we?
*Lightning McQueen: Sure! Let's go!
===Italy Rivalry!===
[Scene: Porto Corsa]
*Francesco Bernoulli: Lightning McQueen, I must ask you: The last race you almost lost because you were scared by the presence of Francesco, no?
*Lightning McQueen: I'm really not in the mood right now, Francesco.
*Francesco Bernoulli: Not in the mood? You are in Italy, the birthplace of speed. And Francesco is speed!
*Lightning McQueen: C'mon, that's my line. I am speed!
*Francesco Bernoulli: Francesco cannot be beaten in Italy, Signor Fenders.
====After Italy Rivalry!====
[Scene: Porto Corsa]
*Lightning McQueen: I think I'm gonna like it here...
===Casino: Round-Up===
[Scene: Casino di Porto Corsa]
*Holley Shiftwell: Wait here while I clear out their cameras and leave a few of our own behind.
===Casino: Evidence===
[Scene: Casino di Porto Corsa]
*Holley Shiftwell: Alright, now go inside and recover the cameras I placed, but don't draw attention to yourself. We need to know who's involved and what their plans are!
====Before Porto Corsa WGP!====
[Scene: Porto Corsa Grand Prix]
*Luigi: Ah, almost time to say ciao to my beloved Italia.
*Lightning McQueen: Everything check out ok, Luigi? During every race somebody's blown an engine, and I definitely don't want it to be me this time...
*Luigi: You Lightning, are a-okay. Problems - not-a one.
===Porto Corsa WGP!===
[Scene: Porto Corsa Grand Prix]
*Brent Mustangburger (voice): Welcome, ladies and gentlecars to round THREE of the World Grand Prix!!!
====After Porto Corsa WGP!====
[Scene: Porto Corsa Grand Prix]
*Lightning McQueen: Two more races to go. Germany, here we come!
*Lightning McQueen: Great race, guys! Anyone get hurt this time?
*Luigi: Si, Lightning, si. A very good car was hurt.
*Lightning McQueen: You're being awfully quiet, Luigi. Was it bad?
*Luigi: Si. Very bad...
===Casino: Escape===
[Scene: Casino di Porto Corsa]
*Professor Z: That spy is with McMissile. Don't let him get away!
====Before Germany Challenge!====
[Scene: Black Forest]
*Miles Axlerod: The Black Forest region of Germany is the setting for the fourth race in the World Grand Prix.
===Germany Challenge!===
[Scene: Black Forest]
*Max Schnell: Welcome to Germany, Piston Cup champion.
*Lightning McQueen: Thanks. This place is great... Hey, is that a real castle?
*Max Schnell: Of course. Would you like to see it? We will race you there, just for sport.
====After Germany Challenge!====
[Scene: Black Forest]
*Lightning McQueen: Is that a court jester?
===Germany Rivalry!===
[Scene: Black Forest]
*Francesco Bernoulli: Sooo Lightning McQueen, do you hear that?
*Lightning McQueen: Hear what?
*(quiet)
*Francesco Bernoulli: The silence of your fans. Mine they cheer for me, Francesco! Francesco!
*Lightning McQueen: Funny, I don't hear anything. How 'bout we just race?
====Before Germany WGP!====
[Scene: Black Forest Grand Prix]
*Lightning McQueen: I know... but it just isn't the same without Mater.
*Luigi: Si, si. Very much not the same. Now, you are winning!
*Lightning McQueen: C'mon, Luigi, you know what I mean. I miss him.
*Luigi: No time for missing, time for racing.
===Germany WGP!===
[Scene: Black Forest Grand Prix]
*Brent Mustangburger (voice): Welcome, ladies and gentlecars to round FOUR of the World Grand Prix!!!
====After Germany WGP!====
[Scene: Black Forest Grand Prix]
*Lightning McQueen: Yes, one more to go!
====Before England Challenge!====
[Scene: London]
*Miles Axlerod: The fifth, and final World Grand Prix race, is taking place today in London, England.
===England Challenge!===
[Scene: London]
*Nigel Gearsley: Excuse me... Mr. Lightning McQueen?
*Lightning McQueen: Mister? No need to be so formal.
*Nigel Gearsley: Well, Raoul told me you personally knew the Fabulous Hudson Hornet... is that true?
*Lightning McQueen: It sure is, he was my mentor and my friend.
*Nigel Gearsley: Oh my! I was a HUUUUGE fan. You must come racing with me and my mates!
*Lightning McQueen: Alright, let's go!
====After England Challenge!====
[Scene: London]
*Lightning McQueen: Hey, you guys were great!
===England Rivalry!===
[Scene: London]
*Francesco Bernoulli: Boast all you like, Lightning McQueen. Francesco knows who will win the last race.
*Lightning McQueen: No boasting. I actually like racing against you, Francesco. You're a great competitor.
*Francesco Bernoulli: Really? Then why don't we race around the clock tower!
====After England Rivalry!====
[Scene: London]
*Lightning McQueen: Ka-chow!
===London WGP!===
[Scene: London Grand Prix]
*Brent Mustangburger (voice): Welcome, ladies and gentlecars to the FINAL round of the World Grand Prix!!!
====After London WGP!====
[Scene: London Grand Prix]
*Lightning McQueen: Man, winning just isn't the same without Mater here. I need to find him and tell him I'm sorry.
===I'm the Bomb===
[Scene: London]
*Lightning McQueen: Mater! I'm so glad to see you. We really need to talk!
*Mater: No, you're in danger! You got to believe in me!
*Lightning McQueen: Mater, I'm fine! We can talk about whatever you want, ok?
*Mater: The Allinol... Tank... Professor Z... Trying to kill you!
*Lightning McQueen: Huh? What are you talking about Mater!?
*Mater: Hold on I'm getting a call on my secret spy radio that was implanted in my... 
*Lightning McQueen: Mater...?
*Mater: Huh, what? I'm the bomb? I'M THE BOMB!!!
====After I'm the Bomb====
[Scene: London Grand Prix]
*Tow Mater (voice): OK, Professor. Deactivate this bomb!
*Professor Z: I'm afraid it can only be disarmed by the one who activated it. And I am not the one that activated it. Sorry.
===Hail to The Queen===
[Scene: London Grand Prix]
*Mater: I gotta get to the Royal Box!
====After Hail to The Queen====
[Scene: London Grand Prix]
*Mater: It was you! Usin' that laser camera so everybody'd think Allinol was makin' cars explode!
*Miles Axlerod: What are you talking about? I created Allinol.
*Mater: But what if you found that huge bunch of oil just as the world was trying to find something else - something cleaner than gasoline? What if you came up with Allinol just to make alternative fuel look bad?
*Miles Axlerod: "What if?" You're basing this on a "What if?!"
*Mater: I got one more for ya? What if you don't deactivate this bomb?!
*Miles Axlerod: Stay away! Deactivate! Deactivate!
====Before Welcome Home====
[Scene: Tailfin Pass]
*Mater: ...and that, my friend, is how I saved the world.
*Lightning McQueen: I can't believe Axlerod was behind it the whole time. You know what Fillmore says, "Once big oil, always big oil."
*Mater: Good thing I had all that super spy training and know-how, otherwise we'd of been in a heap o' trouble.
*Lightning McQueen: Mater. You're always there for me. I promise, from now on, I'm sticking by you the way you always stick by me.
*Mater: You and me are best friends. Ain't nothin' gonna ever change that.
*Lightning McQueen: Well best friend, I got a surprise for you since you didn't get to see me win in Italy...
===Welcome Home===
[Scene: Tailfin Pass]
*Luigi (voice): Welcome to the Radiator Springs finale of the new World Grand Prix!
====After Welcome Home====
[Scene: Tailfin Pass]
*Mater: So you two fancy race cars ready to race a rusty ol' tow truck?
*Lightning McQueen: (amused) Sure, Mater. We'll race you.
*Francesco Bernoulli: If the friend of Lightning's wants to race Francesco, Francesco, will of course oblige. But I must warn you, they may not call it a 'race.'
*Mater: (chuckles to himself) Don't worry, Mr. San Francesco. It'll be a race.
*Mater: THREE, TWO, ONE, GO!!
*Mater: (giggles)
*Mater: Woo Hoo!
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