Character Development is The Devil

Character Development is The Devil is the second issue of Marvel NEW’s Forbush Man series.
==Synopsis==
After meeting the mysterious Two and his friend Six, Forbush Man sets out on a quest to erase Marvel NEW from existence.
==Plot==
Forbush Man, Two and Six are seen walking down the street.
Two: If we are going to wipe this god forsaken rerboot out of existence we'll need to prove how terrible it is.
Forbush Man: Are you a pedophile?
Everyone stops in their tracks.
Forbush Man: I mean, you're a grown ass man and Six looks like she's like fifteen, so why are you palling around with her?
Two and Six look at each other in silence.
Two: As I was saying...
Later, they are all seen holding signs protesting the reboot.
Forbush Man: ...This was your plan?
Two: Well yeah, what else are we supposed to do?
Forbush Man: You can do plenty of stuff! For example, point out how terribly written Spider-Man is.
Forbush reaches in to nothingness and pulls out a chart.
Forbush Man: For example, Spider-Man is a teenager again, the first story was terrible, Firestar is a teenager again, a BUNCH of people are out of character, Iceman is a teenager again, the current arc is dragging, Spider-Man is a tee-
Two: Okay, okay, we get it...
Forbush Man: Oh I haven't even gotten started! It's been ages and so far no one has stepped up and said "yeah this is how the universe rebooted!" Spider-Man's new costume is the stupidest thing EVER! Punisher is just B****n with guns! And further more--
A large explosion goes off
Forbush Man: Holy crap on a cracker!
All of them run over to the area, revealing some big muscley guy in red.
Explosionaut: I am the mighty Explosionaught! With my incredible power to cause explosions with my hands I will rule the world!
Forbush Man: Oh great, a stupid as hell villain with cliché motives...
Explosionaut: How dare you mock my power! I will-
Forbush throws a rock at him, knocking him out cold. Everyone cheats.
Girl: How can we ever thank you?
Forbush Man: Uhh... hate Marvel NEW?
Girl: I don't know what that is but okay!
She runs off.
Two: Of course!
Forbush Man: Uh-
Two: You may be a parody superhero but you're still a superhero! That means every time you save the day everyone chears for you and tries to find a way to repay you! All we need to do is stop a bunch of crimes and tell everyone they can repay you by hating Marvel NEW! It's brilliant!
Forbush Man: Don't take this as an insult... that's the smartest thing you've said all day.
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