Vader

"A sport bike made for gay people who wishes to illegally cross the border to evade public reputation for being homosexual."
-Description.
The Shitzu Vader is a motorcycle featured in GTA 5. It can be considered the brother of Akuma, in which both of them are made and designed for gay people. The structure of this motorcycle is even weaker if crashed, as the parts will simply disperse everywhere and the player flung out.
== Design ==
The bike's overall design appears to be stolen from early Kawasaki Z1000 models, thanks to the lazy developers who lacks creativity. The engine is even more vulnerable to dismantles as one crash warrants them to be dispersed and scattered all across the road once crashed. Like the Akuma, the player will also fly out from the motorcycle if crashed.
== Performance ==
The Vader has a good top speed and handling. But among the motorcycles, the Vader bears the greatest epic statistics fail of all time, which is the lack of ability to brake. It is not advisable for races or stunts unless the player is gay, and it will fail the player badly. The lack of ability to brake caused this motorcycle to be rendered completely useless too. It is only good for performing gay intercourse.
== Locations ==
* Can be bought for $9,000.
* Every gay man owns at least one. Steal it from them.
** Trevor however doesn't own one.
* Can be seen in beaches with 2-3 gay men performing gay intercourse.
* Darth Vader owns one in his spaceship. Steal it at your own risk.
* If Hitler won the rap battle against Vader in Epic Rap Battles of History , he eventually owns one too.
== Trivia ==
* The lazy developers had ran out of names for their shitty vehicles so they steal one from Star Wars.
* Darth Vader owns one, he dislikes it however.
* Although it did not have the engine design feature like the Akuma, it is still made for gay people.