The Pacifier/Quotes

:Lisa: What a little baby you are.
:Bart: Don't you have any self-respect?
:Lisa: You don't see us going around sucking on pacifiers.
:Bart: It's time to grow up, you little runt. [Bart gets her pacifier out, Maggie falls down.]
:Maggie: [walks inside the house, getting a new pacifier then puts her new pacifier in her mouth and sucks on it.]
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:Bart: What?
:Lisa: Another pacifier?
:Bart: You are a depraved little infant!
:Lisa: We're just trying to help you!
:Bart: Yeah. Help you. [He gets her pacifier out again and catches it to Lisa. She catches her pacifier to him, he throws it to her, she throws it to him.]
:Maggie: [bites Bart's leg.]
:Bart: YOW!
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:Lisa: Hey Maggie, look!
:Bart: [gets her pacifier out for the third time, Bart whispers.] Quick, the hot sauce. [He gets the hot sauce and gives the pacifier back to Maggie and puts it in her mouth.]
:Maggie: [The alarm does the blowing, she puts the pacifier in the hot sauce, gets it out and puts it back in her mouth.]
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:Bart: You can have your dumb pacifier.
:Lisa: See if we care.
:Bart: We don't need pacifiers.
:Lisa: We're big.
:Bart: We watch TV.
:Lisa: We're mature.
:Maggie: [takes out two pacifiers and Maggie gives them to Bart and Lisa.]
:Bart: What? For us?
:Lisa: Are you kidding?
:Bart: No way, man!
:Lisa: [puts the pacifier in her mouth.] Not bad.
:Bart: [puts the pacifier in his mouth.] Not bad at all. [He then puts the pacifier back in his mouth.]
Category:Quotes
Category:Shorts season 1