Pokemon Crap

Pokemon Crap is a Pokemon game released on Nintendo ShameBoy. The version mascot is MissingNo.. It is called 'crap' because all the components and functions in this game are all craps. This version is created under pressure from retarded Pokemon fans, forcing the Pokemon company to be so pressuried and nervous that they create the Pokemon Crap, with no planning at all.
==Gameplay==
Pokemon Crap are almost unplayable, therefore, it is a piece of crap. This versions is very different from Pokemon Red and Blue. At the title screen, numbers and alphabets covers the entire screen. Sound are changed from classic music into a screeching music that can burst one's ear drum. The language used are unreadable, in order to protect its 'copyright status', which is completely useless. In fact, the whole game is filled with so much numberings that it crashes everytime the game is played. Therefore, this is the worst game that the Pokemon Company has ever created.
==Health==
The game has caused loads of problems. The irritable numberings and alphabets appearing at the game has made many players feel so irritated that their head burst into flames, causing the brain to malfunction, paralysing the whole bodies. Over 350,000 victims has been affected, and less than 1% survived from this.
The screeching sound caused by game has caused many to suffer deafness. The pitch is not so unbearable, with about 19000 Hz, just 1000 Hz below the human's auditory range. However, it is the loudness of the sound, which is as loud as 120 decibels, as loud as an aircraft taking off at 100 m.
Despite all the problems, Japan's Ministry of Health classified the problem as 'minor problems', and thus, the company only fined as low as US$10.