SCP-617 - "Pet Rocks"

SCP-617, AKA "Pet Rocks", is an class SCP that are four different rocks. They appear in different shapes and colors and all have a prominent mouth with no eyes. SCP-617-4 and SCP-617-1 can eat any item for fuel through their mouth but prefer liquids and foods. All instances are very rude to almost anyone, especially anomalies. While talking they will make incoherent talking sounds. Their mouths can be closed by clicking on the zipper. You can also pick up the smaller ones. All four instances have names: Bob, Pin, Boulder, and Brick. All four SCP-617 instances do not like dentists (MD). Instances of SCP-617 can also understand SCP-173 often calling it "The RockFather" or “GodFather”. 
=== Abilities ===
When moving they will skip across the ground, causing craters around them. They can hit the ground hard, flinging anyone around them and causing a black cloud of smoke. They can also bite anyone, including anomalies, dealing minor damage.
=== Instances ===
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|-| Bob =
SCP-617-1, or “Bob” is the leader of all the SCP-617 instances. SCP-617-1 is also capable of improved speech compared to the other instances, and has much more knowledge than the others. SCP-617-1 has quite a complex vocabulary, using longer and more complex words compared to the others. SCP-617 also has numerous abilities, and can be picked up. First, SCP-617-1 can “chomp” the victim, biting them of sorts dealing a small amount of damage, and causing a small amount of bleeding. Next, SCP-617-1 can also “Munch” items, eating them, and taking them from the players inventory. SCP-617-1 then says something along the line of “yummy” or “delicious”. Also, SCP-617-1 can do a ground slam after being unzipped, causing everyone within a certain diameter to be knocked back, and damaged.
|-| Pin =
SCP-617-2, or “Pin” is a slim, taller rock. This instance of SCP-617 looks exactly like a pin but acts similarly to the rest of the rock instances. This instance of SCP-617 can be picked up or thrown and possesses a few abilities. SCP-617-2 is able to bite people using an ability called “Bite”, which every other rock also possesses. It does a small amount of damage but can lead to you bleeding out. This instance can also slam to the ground, causing a seemingly small earthquake within an extremely small radius. Compared to SCP-617-4, this instance is capable of much better speech and has more intricate behavioral patterns.
|-| Boulder =
SCP-617-3, otherwise known as Boulder is not as big as Brick, but is larger than the other two before him. Boulder is not as rude as some of the others, and often enjoys joking around. He can often be seen joking at personnel. Aside from joking, Boulder is able to roll and bite people. This does significant damage, and can kill you decently quickly. Boulder does not take damage from normal attacks, shooting, fire, etc. However, when rolling; Boulder will state he feels a pain when hitting walls. Almost like stubbing a toe. Alike the other instances, Boulder stands very neutral with most departments. He will follow orders and protect his boss, Bob (617-1), similarly to other instances.
|-| Brick =
SCP-617-4, or "Brick" is a significantly larger rock as compared to other instances of SCP-617. Whilst SCP-617-4 functions roughly the same as other instances, he possesses the ability "Flash Step", which can allow the instance to dash forwards at speeds that are fast enough to the point it seems like teleportation. SCP-617-4 also has a second ability, where he can "Munch" on foods or items and get full from them. SCP-617-4, relative to other instances of SCP-617, has an extremely small vocabulary, and his vocal abilities are less advanced as compared to other instances of SCP-617. SCP-617-4 retains features from other instances of SCP-617. Such features include a mouth that can be zipped shut (not recommended, will lead to hostility), as well as the ability to bite individuals dealing an amount of damage that is negligible for the first few times, but stacks up quickly.
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==Containment==
SCP-617 is contained in the back of the Clean Rooms. Their chamber is a mansion-like room, similar to SCP-082's chamber. The chamber has sleeping beds for all of the instances as well as a chair for "The Kingboulder". There is a painting of the old and new SCP-173 instances touching fingers titled "The Creation of Asphalt", a parody of "The Creation of Adam". There is also a framed gun subtitled "What doesn't kill you leaves a pebble." Viewing the chamber is the spectator room which is connected by a pane of glass.
== Testing==
Testing on SCP-617-1, -2, and -3, Are Junior Researcher+ of the Scientific Department. Meanwhile SCP-617-4 Is restricted to members that Hold Researcher+, an Actor and a Specialized Unit are also required for testing. SCP-617 has been observed to have a very interesting relationship with SCP-173, calling him their "Rockfather". More information can be found here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1dcN8N3aV4HIxJl1i7xsdJw3-1nrhzAqm/view.
==Introduction==
On 30 August 2024, the other crate with SCP-096's shipment was unloaded at the Installation Command. However, when opened no SCP was found. Shortly afterwards, digging sounds were heard above Site Phi and all SCP-617 instances were found in front of Pandora. They then went around, insulting people and SCPs, and other random stuff.
*Full event
===Controversy ===
A lot of controversy was stirred up upon the release of SCP-617. Many people were angry that it wasn't SCP-939 and they were given "rude British rocks" instead. Due to the rude nature of the rocks, many people were offended by them and (usually jokingly) wanted to kill them or zip their mouths. One example of this was when the leader of TSH was insulting SCP-617, when one of the developers got into a fight with them about it, which was later resolved. Some people also created arguments with SCP-617 and later got bitten to death. Some people have tried to do a roast battle with SCP-617, which didn't go well. SCP-617 also have chased around and harassed many SCPs including, all the SCP-1048 instances (especially SCP-1048-N), SCP-082, SCP-049, SCP-999, and more.
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