Wintendo Shamepiramid

The Wintendo Shamepiramid (codenamed as the Project Humongus) is the some-numberth console made by Wintendo, another cheap Nintendo knockoff, it inexplicably has a C on it's sides. It is said that the C was there because Wintendo were to call themselves, "Chintendo" but the Chintendo Vii was rolling in this time so they changed it, but who cares. It is modeled after a Piramid, if you too dumb to know. It was released in on December 22nd 2015, and was only semi-successful.
For a reason, the Shamepiramid takes in discs that are as thick as drink coasters. We have no idea why the CDs were made so beefy, they just are. We like to blame Death the Kid, but we will freely admit we have no basis for these claims. The cord is also remarkably short, so it is really difficult to plug in.
However, the most abhorrent part is the controller. It's pyramid shaped, but contains all these switches and other parts that do not do anything as far as we know! There is a driving wheel for racers, a speedometer, a random lever, radio dials, and what appears to be a hair ironer sticking out of it. If you can even figure that abomination out, you are a real one.
== Shames ==
* Grand Theft Sesame Street (WHY?)
* Grand Theft Sesame Street: The Furchester Hotel
* Oobi Generations
* HARDtime
* Hotel Slenderman (ported from Shame Boi)
== Trivia ==
* It is most popular in Piramidia, despite the fact that Piramides don't have arms.
== Gallery ==
2018_05_12_083607.png|The template for Wintendo Shamepiramid shames.
1B75C882-1CE7-4C6C-BADF-9A121A5C88F7.png|The Controller, designed by Nobody.
D0AEC9DE-7922-4335-9252-9D65C494EBF5.jpeg|The virtual reality headset peripheral, designed specifically for HARDtime.
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