Bill Gates

Bill Gates, officially Billiard Default Gateway and born in 1955 as William Default Einstein, is the founder and CEO of Microsoft, and is the son of famed scientist Albert Einstein. You may also know him as being among the world's richest men or as being the guy who invented Windows and Xbox.
== Entomology ==
His name is a pun on how rich he is, as when it's long it's billiard, meaning quadrillion in English, and when its short it's bill, or bills. He also didn't like the name William as it's very similar to William Afton.
== Biography ==
Bill was born to Albert Einstein in a year Albert Einstein was alive. Nobody knew that Albert had a son named Bill. In fact, Albert had Bill's last name changed to Gates so it would be kept a secret. Also, Nobody knows why he did this.
Bill grew up on Earth, and raised in the ways of the humans, as he was one. There is only one tradition of humans he refused to follow: DINNER (which is why someone once gave him pie [à la Anita Bryant]). Bill, unlike his father, was very dumb. He bought meth from the Breaking Bad Guy and was bragging to everyone through carrier pigeons (Twitter hadn't been invented yet). Unfortunately he got busted after the FBI intercepted one of them and was forced to never get a job again. He joined a weird guy to eat lotsa spaghetti.
So that's when Bill Gates created a company known as Microsoft (in fact, a lot of people did, but he took all of the credit). He now runs this company, and is the richest company ever (except for his enemy Apple). His wife then gave birth to Mark "Gates" Zuckerberg in 1984, and Bill raised him until Mark became a very rich guy and owned a huge company like his father.
In 1995 he'd purchase The Blocker from the UnAnything Team because he couldn't handle Steve Jobs spamming his e-mail with IMacs and stuff telling him off to how much richer he was, and started blocking him. This is when Bill gained a taste for blood as he also started to sell Death Juice, killing 2000 people with it and injuring 12 others. He was shaping up to be the next Zodiac Killer but people found out it was him killing everybody after they saw his face and told the cops, so he got arrested and all his weapons got taken away, though his lawyers got all homicide charges dropped from him and he only served 12 minutes in Rich People Jail.
After that guy went away forever, he moved to Oasis Springs. He tried to steal Bulk Bogan's ShamePiramid, but he did this as Garfield was on fire. Bill is partially responsible for Garfield's catatonic state as he distracted Bulk while he could’ve put Garfield out.
During the events of the Linux-Windows war, Bill Gates transferred his conscious into the Bill Gates Robot which Tux defeated, which wiped its memory, and deleting Bill Gates' conscious. I guess that means he's dead.
== Facts ==
* Because of Elon Musk, he isn’t the richest man alive anymore. He isn't even alive anymore!
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