Transcripts/Meet the Namowg

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Meet the Namowg.
King Harkinian is at Morshu's shop.
King Harkinian: Do you sell vibrators on sale?
Mayor Kravendish: To please me.
Morshu: Fo' sho!
Ganon: The greatest!
Harkinian: How delightful! I'll take the two on the wall.
Zelda: But Father, what about me?
Harkinian: I will, I will. Send me five tons of vibrators in the morning.
Gwonam: Now all you need is condoms to prevent your pregnancy.
Harkinian: Ni**a, you gay.
Gwonam is immediately shocked.
Harkinian: Who said I was having sex?!
Gwonam: It is written here: You must--
Harkinian punches Gwonam in a rage.
Harkinian: Who gives a shit, you sick fuck?!
Gwonam angrily gets up.
Gwonam: Fuck you!
Harkinian: Let's go to Gamelon by sailboat!
Everybody boards the boat, including Morshu and Ganon.
Cut to the boat sailing into the distance.
Harkinian: Mah boi, scoot your ass over.
Link: No.
Link gets punched by Harkinian, as he screams.
Harkinian: SCOOT OVER.
''Later in Gamelon''
Gwonam: We must go to see my brother!
Harkinian: Who's your brother?
Gwonam: Remember who revived me in the last episode?
Harkinian tries to remember...
Harkinian: OAH!-
Harkinian: Your brother wasn't even featured!
Namowg *out of nowhere*: Yes, I was.
Harkinian freaks out, thinking he has seen a ghost.
Harkinian: OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Harkinian: SAVE ME, IT'S A GHOST! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.....
Gwonam: Your majesty, he's my brother, not a ghost...
Link: Cool! 
Harkinian stops screaming as Link approaches Namowg.
Link: Hey, talk!
Namowg: No!
Namowg pushes Link away. Harkinian attacks him in response.
Harkinian: You piece of shit, motherfucker! 
Harkinian: If you ever lay your hand on mah boi again, I will send you to hell myself! 
Harkinian *in Robotnik's voice*: PERMANENTLY!!!!
The episode ends shortly after.
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