The Out Of Nowhere Christmas Special

Episode 12 of Season 1 of The Misadventures of Purple.
== Transcript ==
(In a writing room) 
Zoltan: Hey Purps I know you’re telling a serious story here or something and it’s funny and random but corporate says we have to make a Christmas special so let’s do it.
Purple: What-
(Cut to Purple and Zoltan with CrazySponge, Liz, Existant, and Bot at a nice cabin with a snowstorm outside and a roaring fire)
Bot: Purps where the hell are we and how the hell did we get here?
Purple: Corporate wants a Christmas special. 
Bot: Oh okay. So what do we do? 
Purple: Well I’ve got a fun white elephant lined up. 
Bot: A what?
Purple: We each brought stupid presents to give to each other!
Bot: That sounds really fucking stupid. Like REALLY fucking stupid. 
Purple: But it’s Christmas!
Existant: Hey Purple can I sing a generic song about Christmas? 
Purple: Sure.
Existant: (parodying Face Off) 
ITS ABOUT GIFTS ITS ABOUT PRESENTS WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR 
PUT IN THE WORK, PUT IN THE HOURS, AND BACK WITH FLOUR 
BLACK AND SOME REGION OF EUROPE IN MY VEINS, MY CULTURE BANGING WITH STRANGE, SO SAY MY NAME
WHATS MY MOTHERFUCKING NAME
SANTA
Purple: Existant get out.
Existant: What?
Purple: The door’s right there. 
(Purple points at a door)
Existant: Oh okay.
(Existant leaves)
Purple: Anybody else want to be a fucktard?
CrazySponge: Obviously he didn’t understand the true meaning of Christmas. Capitalism!
Purple: ARE YOU MAD SON?
CrazySponge: Fuck you it’s Christmas let’s just have a good time.
Liz: No.
Purple: I LOVE ALL OF YOU. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
(Episode ends by cutting back to where episode 11 ended)
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