Campaign Promises of Sheldon Johnson, Jr. (Johnsonverse)

The following are promises that were made by Sheldon Johnson, Jr. throughout his successful 2020 United States presidential election campaign.
== Incomplete List of Platforms and Positions ==
=== Politics ===
Johnson seeks massive reforms to the politics of the United States, including how elections are carried out, corporate influence in politics, etc. Among these reforms include:
* The complete dissolution of the electoral college. All future presidents would be elected on the popular vote. Johnson has stated that the electoral college is "too susceptible to corruption, blackmail, and foreign influence", and that it gives the middle and working classes absolutely no say in who leads the country, leaving them "at the mercy of politicians who are easily bought off, coerced, threatened, cajoled, and brainwashed into voting for a certain candidate by either the corporate lobby or foreign countries seeking to turn America into a puppet that they can use to influence international politics in their bid for world domination and I'm not gonna name names, but you know who you are, Vladimir (Putin). In other words, the electoral college could single-handedly undermine the very idea of democracy". He has also referred to the electoral college as "voter suppression".
* The illegalization of corporate lobbying. Johnson has stated that Johnson Industries never has, and never will, interfere in politics to get its way, citing the construction of Continental Rail's various lines such as the Sierra Line as examples of massive projects built without federal backing. He went on to state that too many corporations have influenced politics for their own gain due to "somehow seeing themselves as entitled to money and above the law, and the middle class as essentially slaves". He finished this statement by saying that, if elected, any continued lobbying would see that company seized by the government for trying to create monopolies and skirt or bypass laws.
*Reduction on the influence of the automobile and airline lobbies in Congress (conservatives have criticized this change, stating Johnson is only doing so to benefit Continental Rail).
* The expansion of voting rights.
* For his reelection campaign in 2024, Johnson floated the idea of what has been described as the largest political reform in American history, that being replacing the current congressional system with a parliamentary system. Johnson was highly-critical of the system, stating that "the current two-party system leaves the country at risk of being exploited to install a dictatorship, which has manifested in the form of Donald Trump and his cult-like followers". Lack of choice for voters is another one of Johnson's criticisms of the current system, stating that the two-party system basically groups all sorts of different ideologies in two camps; he has stated that, under a Parliamentary system, he would be part of a social democratic party both he and his son Tim have referred to as the "Progressive Party"; instead, because of the "big tent" parties, the actions of a certain group within the party will reflect on the rest of the party, such as the "Make America Great Again" wing of the Republican Party creating the illusion that all Republicans share the same intolerant and authoritarian views. Johnson has even stated that, since he forsees the Republican Party obstructing any attempts to implement a parliamentary system, he is fully willing to "stand back and stand by", echoing the words Trump used on January 6, 2021, and subtly implying that he is giving Tim Johnson a blank check to use the Johnson Paramilitary against MAGA Republicans; following criticism, Johnson stated "you must understand, these people have no place in 21st century politics, they're genuine threats to all life on Earth".
=== Military ===
Johnson also seeks major reform to the military, including:
* The construction of a new class of battleships. Johnson stated that, in a war with Russia or North China, the amount of attack submarines possessed by the US Navy would be insufficient to effectively cover a wide enough range to stop enemy convoys, shipping, and resupply tenders the way they did against Japan in World War II. The new class, tentatively named the Patriot-class, will be a six-ship class based on the cancelled Montana-class battleship, and will have a more clearly defined role of commerce raiding, close-range port bombardment (with air support), and heavy shore bombardment. The ships will not have any cannons like on the Iowa-class, but instead, would have enlarged MLRS missile launchers; they will also run on nuclear reactors instead of diesel engines. The ships will be the largest battleships ever built, displacing the Japanese battleship Yamato. Four ships will be assigned to the Pacific, with two based in San Diego and two in Okinawa, while the remaining two would be assigned to the Atlantic and based at Norfolk. In June 2021, the first two ships of the class, BBGN-1 USS Patriot and BBGN-2 USS Liberty, began construction at Norfolk Naval Shipyard, and are expected to be commissioned in 2024.
* The RAH-66 Comanche would resume development, with the goal of replacing the aging AH-64 Apache family.
* Total global nuclear disarmament, and failing that, introducing a treaty to only use nuclear weapons against extraterrestrial threats such as asteroids and hostile alien races. And if that can't be pushed through, either, Johnson will modernize the Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) and incorporate it into the Space Force.
* The development of new submarines dedicated to sinking enemy shipping. These boats, tentatively named the Orca-class (in a return to the tradition of naming US submarines after marine animals instead of states and cities), would work in tandem with the California-class battleships to destroy enemy shipping and convoys, and disrupt enemy supply lines. The boats would still be nuclear-powered and have a teardrop-shaped hull, but would lack anti-ship and cruise missiles, instead relying solely on its torpedoes; the design would also reintroduce deck guns for small targets not worth a torpedo, as well as anti-air guns for taking out ASW helicopters. The first four boats, USS Orca, USS Porpoise, USS Dolphin, and USS Beluga, were commissioned on January 16, 2022.
*The repealment of Memorandum-19-004. Johnson called the directive a "stain on our country that had been getting more open" and claimed that it was "motivated by Trump's closed-mindedness".
* A redesign of the Space Force seal. Johnson has gone on record as calling the current logo "the result of designers trolling the Trump administration" and pointed out its similarities to the seal of the Starfleet from Star Trek.
*Creating a Cyber Force out of the existing USCYBERCOM, and hiring hackers and malware researchers, to conduct a "War on Malware".
=== Law enforcement ===
* A complete reform of the police (this was added to the plans in the wake of the George Floyd protests). This includes banning chokeholds, carrying out a full audit of all police departments to weed out the racist cops, illegalizing the use of sound cannons, donating to community outreach programs, and revamping the entire justice system. Johnson has also stated that he would never defund the police, as he believes that the George Floyd riots (which he denounced) would only worsen due to a lack of police resources.
* A complete pardon reform. Johnson has cited Trump's "endless pardons on so many known criminals who happen to be his political allies" throughout his term as the reason. This would also codify a 1974 bill stating that presidents can't pardon themselves, as, according to Sheldon, "this would be an absolute disaster if that mercenary pardons himself".
* Banning waterboarding as a form of interrogation, as Johnson has called it "a form of torture masquerading as an ethical interrogation tactic".
=== Education ===
* Complete education reform, with the aim of actually teaching kids, not indoctrinating them into what he has referred to as "Corporate America's way of thinking".
* Later start times for high school. Johnson believes that high school is starting way too early for teens' natural sleep cycles, believing that start times were moved back because high schools don't care about their students, only grade point averages, and thus came to what Sheldon described as the "insane" conclusion that longer school hours translate to higher grades. He went on to say "this is why Tim and Chloe were homeschooled".
* The illegalization of homework. Johnson stated that "homework is a waste of time and paper, and does nothing but satisfy the demands of parents", also adding that "this is another reason why Tim and Chloe were homeschooled".
* The shutdown of Sallie Mae and abolition of student loans. Johnson stated that the company is incredibly greedy, racist, and overall unethical, with unrealistic loan rates and charging higher rates to non-whites.
*Instituting a less-than-zero-tolerance stance on bullying. Johnson said that intense investigations would be launched at all schools nationwide to weed out bullies and punish them accordingly; he stated that bullies would only be expelled and, in extreme cases, arrested, which he emphasized after Tim said on MySpace that "all bullies, except for those who were abused by their parents or others, should be publicly executed, and their heads mounted on pikes as an example to other would-be bullies", a post he later deleted when he realized it was "Trump language", even though many commenters agreed with his line of thinking.
*Pep rallies, etc. not being mandatory in high schools or other places where they are mandatory.
*In general, more freedom for introverted students.
=== Climate and environment ===
Johnson is the most-vocal opponent of the Trump administration's environmental policies, going as far as to call Trump a "Captain Planet villain" whose "greedy, destructive policies could one day result in biosphere collapse and human extinction before we can create interstellar spacecraft to colonize other systems and/or terraform Mars". He not only plans to completely reform the EPA, he also plans to:
* Return to the Paris Climate Accords.
* Rapid construction of nuclear power plants. Johnson has said that "Three Mile Island was caused by incompetence, Chernobyl was caused by bad design, and Fukushima-Daiichi...well, nobody expected a tsunami that big". Generation III reactors, he continued, are safer than all three of the mentioned reactors combined, and that the anti-nuclear movement is "funded by Big Oil and Ol' King Coal", adding that nobody seems to have any issue with using reactors on aircraft carriers or submarines.
* Begin intense research into clean energy, including clean synthetic coal (such as biocoal) and oil (such as biodiesel) substitutes, and the development of hydrogen power plants.
* Increase the use of fuel cells in vehicles, ships, and planes, as well as research the feasibility of converting steam locomotives to burn biomass instead of oil, coal, or wood.
*Heavily tax the fossil fuel industry.
*Agricultural reforms, including illegalizing pesticides, expanding irrigation canal networks, developing automated harvesting of fruits and vegetables, increased use of silage for biogas (up to and including biogas power plants), and reducing the consumption of beef to cut down on greenhouse gases created by bovines.
=== Society ===
* A complete reorganization of suburban areas specifically targeted at allowing non-whites to live in higher-income areas
* Various labor reforms, such as four-day workweeks, increasing the minimum wage to 20 dollars per hour, strictly enforcing minimum wages under penalty of exorbitant fines, illegalizing hiring bias based on gender, race, religion, political ideology, and sexual orientation (though they can discriminate on the basis of whether one has been vaccinated, particularly for COVID-19), creating a watchdog group to root out corruption in management at all levels, and heavily discouraging outsourcing manufacturing to other nations
* Achieve full rights for Native Americans.
* The passage of the Equal Rights Amendment.
* Privilege checks would be banned. Johnson considers it "a form of racism that intentionally targets Caucasians".
* Donate clean water and equipment to the city of Flint, Michigan; also, have Nestlé Waters cease production of Arrowhead, Ice Mountain, Ozarka, Zephyrhills, Deer Park, and Poland Spring water, as well as US production of water for Pure Life and other international water brands.
=== Diplomacy ===
* Issuing sanctions to North China and Russia, as well as condemning them for human rights abuses.
=== Infrastructure ===
* Nationalize the nation's railway infrastructure (but not the companies). There was talk of nationalizing all of the Class I railroads in the United States and having Continental Rail operate the system (tentatively named the "United States Railway Administration", after the nationalized network that existed during World War I), but this was quickly abandoned over fears that having Sheldon's old company be involved in government affairs would be "corporatist" and "nepotism", as it would effectively put Tim in charge of the national rail network. One option being discussed is privatizing all non-Continental Rail commuter rail systems and putting them under CR control.
* Repeal the Buy American Act, and allowing railways and mass transit operators to have locomotives, buses, and light rail vehicles manufactured overseas instead of building new plants in the United States.
* Reinstating net neutrality, a ban on false advertising (Johnson singled out advertising for privately-minted coins that "attempt to pass off as real US Mint commercials, and confusing people into thinking they're getting two coins when they're getting just one with two different designs, and tricking them into thinking they could get full refunds when they won't" as an example), and firing Ajit Pai from the FCC. The 1949 FCC Fairness Doctrine would also be reinstated, as Johnson disliked how many news sources had biased tendencies, and stated, "There's a reason why WBC has, and never will be, biased".
* Completely modernizing schools with up-to-date ventilation, heating, and plumbing.
* Harden the electrical grid against EMP, geomagnetic storms, and cyberattacks.
* The nationalization of the MPAA and ESRB, and a revamping of the film, TV, and video game rating systems, as well as replacing “Parental Advisory” stickers with a music rating system. Johnson has said that "the rating system as it is now represents the moral guardian-dominated ratings of the late 1960s".
=== States ===
* Johnson plans on persuading Congress to grant statehood to the District of Columbia, as he feels that "it needs to be given the support Trump doesn't think it deserves", as well as Fuzhou, Guam, the Northern Mariana Islands, the U.S. Virgin Islands, American Samoa, Micronesia, Palau, the Marshall Islands, and the Minor Outlying Islands.
=== Currency ===
* Johnson has stated that he would roll out a complete redesign for all paper money, pointing out "how behind (they) are in comparison to Canada or Australia". The new banknotes would be made of polymer with a transparent portion, and Harriet Tubman was considered to be incorporated into the $20 bill under the plan of the former Secretary of the Treasury, Jack Lew, until Tim told Sheldon that MLK Jr. hadn’t been on any bills yet; that more Americans would recognize MLK Jr. than Tubman; and Susan B. Anthony deserved to be on currency as well (and the musical Hamilton was “overrated”). They would also be aligned vertically with varying lengths, utilizing a variety of complex security features, in addition to being made of polymer and transparent. Also, a $200 bill would be introduced, while the $1 bill would be phased out and replaced with a $1 coin, and more $2 notes would be printed to replace the $1 bill; several other historical figures will also appear on the reverses on some of the notes. Here is a table detailing the currency designs:
Denomination	Obverse subject 	Obverse background image #1 	Obverse background image #2 	Reverse images/vignettes 	Theme 	Color 	Security features
$2 	George Washington 	Excerpt from the U.S. Bill of Rights 	Flag of the USA 	Top vignette: Washington Crossing the Delaware by Emanuel LeutzeBottom vignette: James Monroe, Wilma Mankiller, and Maya Angelou	America 	White 	
* Polymer
* Barcode
* Security strip
* Embossed dots (for Braille)
* Washington signature watermark
* Clusters of 2s on the reverse
$5 	Abraham Lincoln 	Excerpt from the Gettysburg Address 	Seal of the President of the United States	Top vignette: Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. delivering his "I Have a Dream" speech
Middle vignette: Lincoln Memorial
Bottom vignette: Marian Anderson's 1939 performance, with Eleanor Roosevelt looking on	Liberty 	Pink 	
* Polymer
* Barcode
* Security strip
* Embossed dots (for Braille)
* Lincoln signature watermark
* Clusters of 5s on the reverse
$10 	Susan B. Anthony 	"We the People" and excerpt from the U.S. Constitution	Statue of Liberty's torch 	Top vignette: March 1913 gathering at the Treasury facility of women’s suffrage advocates
Middle vignette: U.S. Treasury (pre-1999 image)
Bottom vignette: Lucretia Mott, Sojourner Truth, Betsy Ross, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, and Alice Paul	Women 	Red 	
* Polymer
* Barcode
* Security strip
* Embossed dots (for Braille)
* Anthony signature watermark
* Color-changing 10 and Liberty torch
* Clusters of 10s on the reverse
$20 	Martin Luther King Jr.	Excerpt from King’s I Have A Dream speech 	Map of the Underground Railroad 	Top vignette: Harriet Tubman’s Underground Railroad by Paul Collins
Bottom vignette: Harriet Tubman, Louis Armstrong, Muhammad Ali, Frederick Douglass, Booker T. Washington, Rosa Parks, and Jackie Robinson	African-Americans	Green 	
* Polymer
* Barcode
* Security strip
* Embossed dots (for Braille)
* King signature watermark
* Color-changing 20 and US shield
* Clusters of 20s on the reverse
$50 	John F. Kennedy 	Excerpt from 1961 inauguration address 	White House 	Top vignette: Neil Armstrong on the Moon
Middle vignette: Saturn V
Bottom vignette: Dwight D. Eisenhower, Christa McAuliffe, John Glenn, Dr. Sally Ride, and Ellison Onizuka	Space 	Orange	
* Polymer
* Barcode
* Security strip
* Embossed dots (for Braille)
* Kennedy signature watermark
* Color-changing 50 and star
* Clusters of 50s on the reverse
* Transparent section
$100 	Benjamin Franklin 	Excerpt from the Declaration of Indepencence 	Liberty Bell 	Top vignette: Paul Revere on his horse
Middle vignette: Independence Hall
Bottom vignette: Declaration of Independence by John Trumbull	Founding Fathers 	Blue 	
* Polymer
* Barcode
* Security strip
* Embossed dots (for Braille)
* Franklin signature watermark
* Color-changing 100 and bell in inkwell
* Clusters of 100s on the reverse
* Metallic security strip alternating between 100s and bells
* Transparent section
$200 	Hirohito 	Excerpt from The Tale of Genji 	Shureimon 	Top vignette: Mount Fuji
Middle vignette: Sakura trees
Bottom vignette: Sadao Munemori, Toshiko Kishida, Ichiyo Higuchi, Natsume Sōseki, Kitasato Shibasaburō, and Akira Kurosawa	Japanese Isles 	Purple	
* Polymer
* Barcode
* Security strip
* Embossed dots (for Braille)
* Hirohito signature watermark
* Color-changing 200 and sakura tree
* Clusters of 200s on the reverse
* Metallic security strip alternating between 200s and sakura trees
* Transparent section
$500 	Sequoyah 	Original Cherokee syllabary 	Monument Valley 	Top vignette: Various Native American "code talkers"
Middle vignette: Crazy Horse on his horse (shown from behind)
Bottom vignette: Sacajawea, Wilma Mankiller, Geronimo, Chief Joseph, Paula Gunn Allen, Joe Medicine Crow, and Mary Brave Bird	Native Americans 	Gold 	
* Polymer
* Barcode
* Security strip
* Embossed dots (for Braille)
* Sequoyah name in Cherokee syllables watermark
* Color-changing 500 and arrow
* Clusters of 500s on the reverse
* Metallic security strip alternating between 500s and arrows
* The coinage side would also see some changes, such as the penny being abolished as in Canada, making the nickel the smallest demonination (the quarter and half-dollar would remain unchanged, though more half-dollars will be minted and put into circulation rather than be minted only for collectors as has been done since 2002), which would go hand-in-hand with a ban on psychological pricing (such as prices ending in 99) and rounding all prices up to, for example, $10 instead of $9.99. New $1 and $2 coins would also be made, with Frank Gasparro's unused obverse and reverse designs for what would end up becoming the Susan B. Anthony dollar put into use for the $1 coin, though with the originally-intened eleven-sided edges and with the same size as most pre-1979 silver dollar coins. The $2 coin will be gold, have fifteen edges, and will be the same size as the new dollar coin.
**The coins' designs would also see significant changes for 2026 and beyond, with all coins using depictions of Liberty on the obverse and eagles or other animals on the reverse, as had been the case with most coins made pre-1909. Historical figures on coinage would be limited to commemorative issues. Dimes, quarters, half dollars and $1 coins would once again be made of silver, and $2 coins would be made of gold.
*For the first time since 1933 and 1968, respectively, U.S. Treasury would issue gold and silver certificates as a parallel currency, with different designs from the main currency, and all notes would be backed by silver and gold; the phrase "payable to the bearer on demand" will also be restored; gold certificates will use gold seals and serial numbers, while silver certificates will use blue versions.
*The Federal Reserve Act would be repealed, as Johnson has criticized the Federal Reserve system for "speeding up national crises" such as the Great Depression and the late-2000s recession, and has said that "it gave too much power to the government"; he reiterated that he does not believe that Federal Reserve hired Lee Harvey Oswald to assassinate John F. Kennedy after he threatened to shut them down (believing instead that Oswald was hired by the Soviet Union to get revenge for having to pull their missiles from Cuba, then hiring Jack Ruby to silence Oswald before he could talk and start a nuclear war). As a result, the notes will no longer have a designation, and the seal would change back to red.
*A new $2 Silver Eagle will be greenlit for 2026, the 40th anniversary of the $1 American Silver Eagles, with the obverse using a modernized version of the design used for the Standing Liberty quarters from 1916-1930. The coins are larger than most $1 coins, and contain two troy ounces of silver, which is even purer than the $1 Silver Eagle.
*A $500 Rhodium Eagle and $1,000 Ruthenium Eagle coin would also be greenlit. The former coin would use the obverse of the Seated Liberty coins, and the latter would use that of the Indian Head cent.
* The $5, $15, and $25 Gold Buffalo coins would resume production for the first time since 2008.
* The reverse for the $1 Silver Eagle would be reverted to the John Mercanti design for 2022, with a redesigned reverse for 2023; the obverses for the Silver, Gold and Palladium would also be changed, using modernized versions of the original designs.
* A third Bureau of Engraving & Printing facility would be opened in San Jose, California.
* The coin designs would go back to being engraved rather than being drawn digitally.
*Rolling out the new currency would involve people exchanging the old currency for the new currency at any store. Any old currency not turned over by January 1, 2026 would automatically be declared illegal tender (though Johnson has reiterated that old currency may fetch very high prices among collectors in the coming years, especially since most of the old currency would either be destroyed or recycled to make the new currency).
=== Landmarks ===
*Johnson promises to build a Tower of Freedom in New York, as a tribute to all the people who were influential to American culture, and as a complete museum of American history, with statues of Abraham Lincoln, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Thomas Jefferson, Ronald Reagan, and other famous American figures such as Benjamin Franklin, Alexander Hamilton, Cornelius Vanderbilt, Walt Disney, Neil Armstrong, Steve Jobs, Martin Luther King Jr., Susan B. Anthony, the Wright brothers, Frank Sinatra, Touch the Clouds, Dale Earnhardt, Stanley Kubrick, and Hirohito, Last Emperor of Japan, among others, topped with a statue of George Washington. The other exterior statues include: Christopher Columbus, John Jay, Woodrow Wilson, and Harry S. Truman, with additional statues of soldiers representing the Civil War, the Vietnam War, both World Wars, and the Revolutionary War. The Christopher Columbus statue was later deleted from the plans in favor of Nathaniel Banks once Tim explained various problems with Columbus to his father, such as that Columbus didn’t discover the Americas, that he treated natives poorly, that the diseases he and his people brought with them resulted in the killings of many people once native to the land they came upon, that he might’ve influenced later genocide towards natives who were simply trying to defend themselves, and was an overall idiot who believed the Earth was shaped like a pear. Artifacts in the museum will include Neil Armstrong's spacesuit, an original Macintosh, a replica of the Wright Flyer, the C&O desk, an original film reel of 2001: A Space Odyssey, Dale Earnhardt's winning car from the 1998 Daytona 500, and a New York Central 4-6-4 that Continental Rail had been storing for eventual display, among many others. The museum will also include a clone of The American Adventure show from Epcot at Walt Disney World.
*A heavy crack down on tearing down statues illegally.
* Johnson has said he will finish the Mount Rushmore monument as originally planned by Gutzon Borglum, before returning the Black Hills to the Native Americans, as he stated that "the US stole that land out of a lust for gold" and called the Native Americans "the true owners of the land". A new sculpture, commemorating Chief Joseph, Sitting Bull, Geronimo, Sacagawea, and Red Cloud, will be constructed somewhere in the Rocky Mountains.
* The heads from Howard Hankins' former Virginia's Presidents Park would be restored and moved to a new site in Philadelphia, where it would reopen as Philadelphia's Presidents Park, with the additions of Barack Obama, Donald Trump (though very reluctantly due to Johnson's hatred of him), and Johnson himself. Each head would be accompanied with a biography of the presidents and several of their pictures.
=== Space Program ===
* Accelerate retirement of the Apollo Lunar Module (LM) in favor of the Artemis lander.
* Retire the Apollo Supply Craft (ASC) in favor of relying on the private sector.
* Return man to Mars by 2022.
* Begin developing technologies to catch asteroids, bring them to Earth orbit, mine them, and return the resources to Earth. This would include decommissioning the Air Force Space Transportation System (AFSTS) in favor of delegating servicing the SDI system and KH-11 satellites with Johnson's SpacePlanes Eridanus and Esperia, and repurposing the shuttles as freighters to bring resources back from processing stations, utilizing unmanned probes to scrape off chunks of asteroids to bring back to the processing stations, launching said processing stations aboard the Saturn V as modules, and identifying profitable asteroids. Johnson refers to this initiative as "the kick in the pants mankind needs". The Asteroid Mining Initiative would serve as the stepping stone to one day mining resources on other bodies such as Mars and Titan.
=== Other ===
* Johnson plans to illegalize smoking and dismantle the tobacco industry, as he has been quoted saying said industry killed great people such as Walt Disney, Bill Cullen, and George Harrison. He also stated that any lobbying against "Smoking Prohibition" would be met with federal seizure, and that any "bootleg cigarettes/cigars/vape pens" would be found and destroyed, plus the inevitable "smoking speakeasies" would involve mass arrests. Upon buying McDonald's in 1961, Johnson placed a no-smoking rule on every restaurant owned by the company, even future acquisitions. In contrast, marijuana was fully legalized.
* The illegalization of loot boxes and microtransactions in video games. Johnson has criticized them as "blatant Skinner Box manipulation exploiting people with gambling addictions for selfish gain". Any company that refuses to adhere to this law would be seized by the FBI, and any further refusal would result in a public auction open to any company that does adhere to the law.
* A roll back of Trump's travel ban on Muslims; the ban will now only apply to any Muslim for whom there is overwhelming evidence that they are a member of a known terrorist group, and that said evidence is concrete and not fabricated by racists
* A crack down on state-sponsored terrorism
* Johnson has pledged to ban the ikizukuri dish, stating that one time, when he was served the dish, he immediately tossed it back into the sea because he was disgusted with how it is served alive.
* Johnson plans on codifying Roe v. Wade into statute.
* A public option for health insurance would be put into place.
* The decriminalization of recreational cannabis and the dissolution of D.A.R.E.
* Johnson plans on passing the Equality Act.
* Free community college.
* Donating to urban Black communities across the country.
* Honoring all of the broken treaties with various Native American tribes throughout the 19th century.
* Johnson plans on a $1.7 trillion climate plan embracing the framework of the Green New Deal.
* A roll back of Trump's recognition of Jerusalem as the capital of Israel and split Jerusalem into two
* Illegalization of racial profiling and excessive use of force
* Reduction of the list of deporting immigrants to members of violent gangs and other criminals
* A heavy crack down on actual fake news and Russian bots
* A crack down on terrorists buying guns, including forcing every American gun store to use a "do not allow" list containing American criminals
* The declaration of the Ku Klux Klan as a terrorist group and a nationwide campaign to dismantle it using military force
*Declaring Scientology a scam, shutting it down, arresting its leaders, banning its literature (up to and including burning Scientology books) and giving therapy to anyone who has been brainwashed by their propaganda
*Return to the World Health Organization (Johnson has promised that he would do this on his first day).
* Making Juneteenth (commemorating the freedom of the slaves on June 19, 1865) a national holiday, alongside Indigenous Peoples’ Day.
* The creation a standard for expiration dates on food and drink
* He plans on ending capital punishment, citing the risk of executing a wrongfully convicted person.
*Johnson also plans to repeal the Patriot Act, stating, "In the government's mind, every citizen, even the most patriotic, myself included, is a potential terrorist planning to bring down America and everything American in order to impose their own will on the people". Johnson will also shut down the Transportation Safety Administration (TSA), calling it "security theater" and "a pervert's paradise"; TSA funding will be redirected to the CIA to stop terrorist attacks before they happen. The Department of Homeland Security will also be shut down, and its duties delegated to the newly-formed Civil Defense Administration (CDA).
* To complement the CDA, Johnson plans to replace the Emergency Alert System with the Emergency Broadcast Network (EBN). The new system will retain Specific Area Message Encoding (SAME), but the SAME Header and End of Message (EoM) tones will no longer be broadcast over the air, though it will retain the classic Emergency Broadcast System dual-tone attention signal from 1976. It will also be more visual than its predecessors, including a map showing the affected area; this map can show such things as the predicted path of a storm or tornado, which areas are most prone to flash flooding, the epicenter of an earthquake, coastal areas most at-risk of a tsunami, the last known location of an abducted child, and the predicted impact points of inbound nuclear missiles based on satellite trajectory data. The new system will also be able to use pictures and video, such as National Weather Service meteorologists giving live warning updates in front of a map or radar (like a news broadcast) as opposed to a computerized voice, a photo of an abducted child, the suspected kidnapper, and a general idea of the make, model, and color of the vehicle used, and live feeds showing a storm, tornado, flooding, dam break, volcanic eruption, earthquake, or nuclear attack as it happens. This will go hand-in-hand to the reactivation of the national siren system, reopening and reconstruction of fallout shelters, and creation of new print and video material about surviving a nuclear war or resisting foreign occupation.
*He also plans to end the decency standard on art, saying, "That day in 1998...I was having a Big Mac with french fries at the McDonald's with Phil, and he gave me the terrible news. The moment the Supreme Court ruled on the decency standard on art being 'constitutional', I knew a bunch of shady conservative justices bribed the liberal justices to undo what artists successfully fought for in '96. I was so pissed, I painted on a canvas four members of Team Jenny cutting off the penises of human traffickers and cooking them for Louise's dogs while Jenny and Makayla look on in disbelief; I coined the name, 'Get Them Therapy', and sold it to an adult store in Texas. That painting says, 'Go ahead, government! Deny my grant and repeal the first Amendment!'. I was shocked Clinton and Obama never once tried to fight it."
*A law stating all American citizens MUST be vaccinated or face jail time until they concede; this law is specifically targeted at anti-vaxxers, and specifically pertains to the COVID-19 vaccine
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