2021 Spring Showcase/St. Clair Publications

The following is a production of...
(for best results, insert this music here)
Why, hello there! :D Thank you for coming to see my "booth" at the Spring 2021 Fantendo Showcase, the first Showcase that I'm actually participating in! Like most any user on Fantendo, I'm hard at work on, essentially, the good stuff that Nintendo forgot! Let's take a look at some of the stuff I'm doing, shall we?
==March 19th: Suplexing the Ancient Circuit, Just Because She Can...==
(Lakitu's starting signal can be heard against a black screen. Eventually, the screen fades up to reveal what looks like a typical Mario Kart race, on Ancient Circuit's Mario Circuit.)
(As we get close to the finish line, Mario and Luigi are battling each other for the lead. They're neck and neck! Suddenly, a glowing harpoon shoots through the air and slashes both their tires, causing them to spin out and crash.)
Mario: Mama mia! What-a just-a happened!?!
(The person who threw the spear turns around and confronts the Mario Bros., revealing herself to be none other than Undyne, from Undertale. As her battle theme plays...)
Undyne: NGAAA-HA-HA!!! Take that, punks! This is MY race now!!!
Luigi: Yeah, well, we'll just-a see about-a that!
Mario: LET'S-A GO!
(Footage is now shown of Undyne racing across various tracks in the Asriel Dreamer, along with Baby Mario and Luigi in the GCN Goo-Goo Buggy and Waluigi in the MTT-XX. Panoramas of all the new tracks are shown, including the new Retroes: GBA Snowland, Wii-U Shy Guy Falls, and 3DS Sherbet Rink.)
MARIO KART
ANCIENT CIRCUIT
DLC PACK 2: MARIO KART × UNDERTALE
Coming August 2, 2021
You're about to have a good time!
==March 20th: Let's Go Smashing!==
Xander Mobus: 
CALLING
ALL
SMASHERS!!!
The Super Smash Bros. franchise has taken the world by storm! And thanks to St. Clair Publications, Nintendo's greatest game franchise is now America's greatest game show! Introducing...
(as scenes from multiple past episodes play)
Xander Mobus: Play a round of Super Smash Bros. against our experts for a chance at loads and loads of cash!
Choose your fighters! Choose the stipulations! Test your skills in Target Blast, and if you win, compete for big money in the Metal Smash, the toughest Smash around, where no items are allowed!
(as scenes from Season 49 play showing the lack of audience and multiple camera guys wearing masks)
Xander Mobus: The Covid-19 pandemic has changed the way we Smash around here, but I assure you, our resolve is much stronger than ever! Only on SUPER SMASH STADIUM! And now, here's Alex to tell you how to get there!
Alex: If you're at least 11 years old and live in or are planning to visit Roanoke or Smith Mountain Lake, Virginia, and you'd like to be a contestant on SSS, call [insert phone number here], visit [insert website here], or write to [insert mailing address here]. You'll need to have your parents' permission if you're under 18, and must actually be accompanied by your parents if you're under 14. Also, you or anyone related to you can't work for the cable/satellite provider who carries SPTV in your area, and you can't have been on another game show within the past year. (Full eligibility requirements, rules, and other info available at [insert website here].)
Xander Mobus: That's all for now, and we'll see YOU on SUPER SMASH STADIUM!!!
BUT WAIT!
THERE'S MORE!
==March 21st: A Leaner, Meaner Smash?==
(insert dramatic music here)
Xander Mobus: (in a more subdued, serious tone this time) Calling all Smashers...
(as Xander speaks, some gameplay footage is shown; however, this footage is of VERY generic stuff and takes great care not to reveal any specific fighters, stages, or anything like that...)
You are officially summoned to a Brawl to end them all.
Super Smash Stadium is on the cusp of its 50th year on the air.
That's 50 consecutive years of one-hour-a-day, five-day-a-week Smashing, with very few breaks!
50 years of thrills! (scene shows Mario Meteor Smashing an opponent, Luigi using Luigi Finale to wreck Final Destination, and Kirby Stoning someone into submission)
50 years of chills! (scene shows a nearly-dead Link making it back onto Battlefield in dramatic fashion)
50 years of spills! (scene shows Diddy Kong tripping on his own banana and the Ice Climbers botching a recovery)
And now...
Even if you can't make it to Roanoke, Virginia to join in Nintendo's all-star great fray...
Soon...
You may still have a way to have fun!
(as "Menu 2" from Super Smash Bros. Mêlée plays and an "explosion" graphic fills the screen)
Introducing Super Smash Stadium: The Video Game! SSS comes full circle on its history with this video game based on the hit TV show based on the video games! Coming September 4, 2022!
(fade to black via the graphics being "sucked in")
But... A fair word of warning: Not everyone will be here in this game! Some characters may be cut, or demoted to Assist Trophies or Poké-Ball Pokémon! I hope you didn't grow too attached to your "main" from Ultimate! But at least Geno will be in this game in some capacity! That's gotta count for something, right?
Alex: ...And that's it, ladies and germs. I got nothin' for March 22nd, and even if I did, I'm gonna be way too busy with real life then to do anything! So, until the next Showcase I decide to show up in, I'm Alex, and you've been watching (reading?) a production of St. Clair Publications, where girls just want to have fun! ^^
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