Police Missile

The Police Missile is used by the NAPD to calculate where a culprit or crime scene is. It does this by first determining where the object or event is not, and then subtracting that from where it could be. It takes the resulting remainder and adds it to the Albert Hawking Probability Index (AHPI), which contains the coordinates for all possible places all possible Police Missiles could be. It then runs an additional, secondary equation without the use of AHPI, and takes the difference between those two results, rounded down. Next, the missile looks at its MPH, and adjusts that by a percentage related to the distance between where it is, and where the first and second equations say a crime scene could be. After this, the Police Missile runs a third equation wherein it takes a multiple of the target's radius and divides it by a multiple of the Missile's radius. Finally it plots the results of its adjusted MPH and radius calculation in the form of a graph and measures the Quotient Drip Value (QDV). This all somehow works.
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