Jester Comments

== Special Comments ==
"So... No endlag?" (Special)
"Chaos chaos!" (Special)
"Oh!" (Special)
"Bye Bye!" (Special)
"The true neo-chaos!" (Special)
"Take this!" (Special)
"Mwahahaha!" (Special)
"Metamorphosis." (Special)
== Jester to Jester ==
"Not The Ball Torture!" (To Jester's Critical)
"Colonel, why does this guy look like me?" (To Jester)
"There can only be ONE!" (When killing Jester)
"Mmm, tastes like... me!" (When vulturing Jester)
Wow, what a party crasher! I just wanted a duel against my equal! (When someone vultures the Jester the Jester was fighting)
== Jester to Lancer ==
"Thousands of Lancers die from falling off cliffs, donate to save Lancers today!" (To Lancer)
"Do I get any of the free charity money?" (When killing Lancer)
"How do you even thrust that fast?! Actually, forget I said that." (To Lancer's Critical)
"Tastes like... broken bones from uncountable falls." (When vulturing Lancer)
"Let's get straight to the point, what was that about?!" (When someone vultures the Lancer the Jester was fighting)
== Jester to Necromancer ==
"What happened to your zombie army? Aren't necromancers supposed to have like, zombies?" (To Necromancer)
"Brains... Huh? Oh, sorry, just fantasizing about being the undead commander of your nonexistent army." (When killing Necromancer)
"Hmm, smells kind of funny." (To Necromancer's Critical)
"You'd make a fine zombie, if you could actually make em." (When killing Necromancer)
"So much for being able to my suck life, loser!" (When someone vultures the Necromancer the Jester was fighting)
== Jester to Warrior ==
"... What's that? You thought I'd be silent like the others? Wrong again! What do you mean you weren't thinking that?!" (To Warrior)
"Buddy, I think you picked the wrong class!" (When killing Warrior)
"Hey, watch where you swing that sword! It could seriously hurt somebody, more importantly, me!" (To Warrior's Critical)
"Delicious! Shield health with a side of blade waves - truly a warrior's meal." (When vulturing Warrior)
"You are SUPER dead, no big surprise!" (When someone vultures the Warrior the Jester was fighting)
== Jester to Technomancer ==
"Technology + Mancer = Technomancer. Mind blown." (To Technomancer)
== Jester to Thief: ==
"Hey, didn't that weird green guy call you a girl?" (To Thief)
"You died as you lived - running away! (When killing Thief)
== Jester to Trickster ==
"Check it out, it's the master of knockoffs and knives!" (To Trickster)
== Jester to Ranger ==
"Meet: Throws guided glaive and slices your head off!" (To Ranger)
== Jester to Samurai ==
"Looks like I won't be backing out of this one, but I mean, why would I need to back out?" (To Samurai)
== Jester to Gunner ==
"Oh hey it's Gunner, what do you mean your name isn't Gunner?" (To Gunner)
"I've always wanted to do this *starts making motorboat "machine gun" noises" (To Gunner's Critical)
== Jester to Berserker ==
"That's Barbarian, God of Stun. What do you mean your name isn't Barbarian?" (To Berserker)
"Try getting angry when you're DEAD, punk!" (When killing Berserker)
"*starts yelling and pounding chest violently*" (To Berserker's Critical)