CherryClaire Dinwittie/3.0

CherryClaire Dinwittie is a character role-played by Felicia Day.
"I'm like a nine-life cat with 450 lives." 
==Background==
* CherryClaire moved to Los Santos after winning $400,000 on a scratch-off lottery ticket. She originally aspired to be a game show host and considered being a lawyer to the rich and famous, but decided to pursue a career as a news journalist.
*On March 29, 2021 CherryClaire realized her dreams by joining the Bussy News Network (BNN) and instantly becoming a news media sensation. Her reporting prowess was recognized by Ron Otterman, who offered her a position working for Weazel News, which she declined.
*She met her best friend, Timothy, at band cap when she was young and they have been friends ever since.
*Her boyfriend, Duane Makowski, died from falling off a cliff while taking a selfie at the Grand Canyon. It only got 24 likes, mostly from family.
**Cherry subsequently confessed to pushing Duane over the cliff after being confronted about his murder, experiencing a psychotic breakdown and then undergoing a spiritual healing session with Rocky Topps. Her motive for killing him was due to his repeated cheating with other women including, but not limited to, "Busy lips", "Chuckletits" and "Ms. Kitty".
== Trivia==
* She is accident prone and spends a lot of time in the hospital.
* She accidentally killed her dog, a Lhasa Apso, in a crossbow accident at 14.
* Her grandmother was wheelchair bound and competed in the Paralympics.
*CherryClaire is a big fan of Dr. Oz and has seen every episode.
*She suffered from a prolapsed anus, which was caused by Duane administering an Icey Mike, but received an anal tuck from Dr. Kennedy Adams.
*She announced via Twatter to the entire city of Los Santos that they were all invited to the Pillbox Hospital Emergency Room to watch Dr. Adams administer her anal tuck.
*Cherry owned a horse that she trained to kick once to signal yes and twice to signal no.
*She had a lisp as a child.
*She learned to swim at band camp with Timothy.
*She keeps Duane's spermcicles in her freezer.
*She failed AP physics in high school.
*Out of her four total fishing trips to date (as of March 26, 2021), not a single one of them has ended without at least one death.
*She failed her driving test 55 times before she finally passed.
*Cherry was a gymnast growing up and once attempted to fulfill every Texas girl's dream, to become a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. However, she punched a fellow hopeful right in the face and was kicked out of tryouts.
*Cherry accrued $4,000 in debt at age 10 with a lemonade stand. 
**The said debt has inflated to $28,000. 
*Cherry had a winning lottery ticket worth $400,000 but didn't mention she had $2.5 million in debt. 
== Talents ==
* Yelling
*Jujitsu
* Caricatures 
*Hairdressing 
*Gymnastics
*Face Punching
== Criminal Record ==
* She was arrested for falsely impersonating an attorney, but was quickly released.
== Relationships ==
=== Friends ===
* Siobhan Fitzpatrick
*Timothy Snapple Jr.
* Gary Mitchell
*Malcolm "Indy" Meddle
*Yuno Sykk
*Rocky Topps
*Mick Flair
*Molly Minaj
*Frisco Zalez
*Kennedy Adams
*Abdul Abadi
=== Enemies ===
*Pat Downing
* McLovin
*Hazel Nutte
== Quotes ==
*"My bussy is pulsating."
*"I'm gonna put your dick in the dirt!"
*"I will sue people until their balls drop off."
*"Like my grandma always said, you always attract flies with honey rather than liquor."
*"One person's swamp is another person's sea-side resort, honey."
== Highlights == 
*Malcolm runs over CherryClaire
*Do a T pose
*They hit Siobhan
*CherryClaire hits a pedestrian
*CherryClaire v GamGam
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== Gallery ==
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