Lord of the Ringalos

RATED K because this story is kinda mean.
A completely original story by me, Moodle. The main character is RingoloFreak.
==Chapter 1 (the only chapter): The War of the Ringolos==
"It's finally mine!!! MY own!!!! MY PRECIOUS!!!!!~!!!!!"
"Can you shut up?!!! THEY"RE JUST FREAKING RINGOLOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I stopped staring at the ringolos and took out one from the bag. I put it on my pointing finger and pointed the finger at the other guy and said, "Kneel before the power of the One Ring!!!!" The guy stared for a second and ate it. I went home, crying.﻿
A few minutes I came back and I said to him: "My armies and your armies will call each other and meet... On the chessboard." We played chess and he beat me in five moves. He was such a cheepo!!!! I started crying but did so even harder when he jacked a whole handful of ringolos from my bag. I went home, crying.
A few minutes later, he came and on both knees and begged for forgiveness. He said, "Please! Stop!" I thought to myself, well that was easy. Then I said, "Get me some ringolos." He stood up and jacked the whole bag of ringolos that I was holding. As he walked away, I yelled, "NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOST MY TITLE AS SUPREME RULER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I've LOST THE ONE RING TO HIM NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He turned around and said, "THEY. ARE. JUST. FREAKIN. RINGOLOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST SHUT UP YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE JUST RINGOLOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I went home, crying and thirsty.
==THE END==
Category:Stories
Category:Moodle
Category:Humor
Category:Completed Stories/Poems
Category:One-shot
Category:K Rated Stories