JASOOON

==JASOOON==
Okay, Jason, I'll buy you a balloon. Just wait two seconds, okay? Gotta get my wallet out of my pocket REAAAAL SLOOWLY HOOOOLD X DON'T MESS UP
Okay, clown, here is your five dollars, fuck that's expensive. Okay, Jason, let's go see Mom.
Jason?
...Jason?
The fuck?
Jesus Christ, I looked away like a minute, did that kid fucking just BOLT? 
Okay.
JASOOON
JASOOON
JASOOON
JASOOON!!!
Hey, Jason, found you, oh shit, oh sorry. You're not Jason. You're just holding a balloon.
Fucking Christ, is today the fucking balloon convention?
JASOOON
JASOOON
Oh there you are Jason, why the FUCK did you run down the escalator, OUT the mall, and ACROSS THE STREET.
Just stay there, I will come get y-
"DAD!!!"
J-JASOON
NOOOOOO
==JASOOON==
Well, I'm out of my coma after saving Jason.
Wait, he's dead?
Wait, my wife divorced me?
Okay.
HEAVY RAIN DOO DA DOO