It Came from Mars/Transcript

Here is the transcript:
* (Episode begins at SpongeBob's backyard, looking at telescope)
*(They look at mars)
*Alexa the Alien: Give me my gun back, Alan!
*Alan the Alien: Never!
*Alexa the Alien: I'm asking for a refund!
*(They continue fighting)
*SpongeBob: What are those type of animals Patrick, any research like I mean crap, wait what?
*Patrick: SpongeBob, don't you ever get a feeling where you're just in an empty room with nothing to do but get annoyed by you're driving teacher, the Big Fat Meanie?
*SpongeBob: She always doubts about me passing my test!
*SpongeBob and Patrick: Anyway....... Wow! Such Green things
* SpongeBob: PINK!
*Patrick: YELLOW!
*(Silent for a few seconds)
* (Patrick then puts his eye in the telescope)
* SpongeBob: I have never seen a planet so much cooler than earth, Patrick?
*(Patrick looking in the telescope)
*Patrick: Look! It's a star!
* SpongeBob: Patrick, that's not a star...
* (Patrick with burnt eyes and looks at SpongeBob)
* Patrick: The sun is a star, SpongeBob!........ Anyway lets get back with the show AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*SpongeBob: What else do you see, Patrick? The galaxy expert?
*Patrick: Now I see Jupiter! Can I get anymore Stupider?
*(SpongeBob's watch rings)
*Watch: TIME FOR WORK SPONGEBOB, TIME FOR WORK SPONGEBOB!!!
*(SpongeBob taps his watch)
* SpongeBob: Well Patrick, I gotta go to work, see you at night!
* (SpongeBob runs to work)
*Patrick: See ya!.......
* (A UFO shows up)
* Aiden the Alien: Hey look, a seastar!
* Alex the Alien: Shall we take him?
* Alan the Alien: I do not know about that
* Alex the Alien: Well.... He looks like a total moron.
* Aiden the Alien: Lets take him, he does not know we're trying to kill him!
* (The UFO lowers to Patrick)
* Patrick: Oh hey look! It's a shiny light! Oooooh!
* King Alien: Muahahahah, do my orders and I will pay you Double!
*Alex the Alien: Make that Triple!
*Alan the Alien: No, Quad!
*King Alien: Fine, Quad it is!
* Patrick: Uhhhhh......
* (A ramp opens and the doors open as well)
*Aiden the Alien:: Get in here you dumb piece of crap!
* Patrick: What?
* Alex the Alien: We have free candy
* Patrick: Oh my god, free candy?
* (Patrick enters the UFO, doors close)
* Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!
* Aiden the Alien: Hahaha! Plan worked!
*Alex the Alien: High five!
*(Alex and Aiden high five)
*(UFO goes into the sky and it dissapears)
* (Time card)
*French Narrator: Meanwhile...
*(At the Krusty Krab, in Mr. Krabs office)
* Mr Krabs: What do you want from me, Squidward?
* Squidward: Mr. Krabs, I DEMAND A DAY OFF TOMMOROW!!!
*Mr. Krabs: Hmmm... not sure about that! How 'bout you Sponge me boy?
* SpongeBob: Can I go home now?
*Mr. Krabs: What? You'd never request to go home! Remember that incident with the Splinter you had, You woudn't bare to go home! Why would you now?
*SpongeBob: Patrick....
*Mr. Krabs: Patrick?
*SpongeBob: I need to go check on Patrick, what if he eats my telescope? What is he brings it home and loses it? OH NO!!! Or even worse-
*Mr. Krabs: You know what SpongeBob? You can relax without thinking about it.... with a little work!
*(Mr. Krabs shows him his spatula)
*SpongeBob: That's right Mr. Krabs! I should go find Patrick!
*(SpongeBob runs and leaves the Krusty Krab)
*Squidward: Hehe, now can you give me that day off tommorow?
*Mr. Krabs: *sigh* yes
*(Mr. Krabs drops spatula and walks away)
*(Time card)
*French Narrator: Back at his house...
*SpongeBob: Patrick? Where are you?
*(Walks by his backyard)
*SpongeBob: Oh Patrick, Where are you? I need you!
*(No answer)
*SpongeBob: *sigh*
*(SpongeBob leaves and knocks on Patrick's rock)
*SpongeBob: Patrick? Are you home? Where are you? Got your head stuck in the toilet again, huh you big piece of bubblegum?
*(SpongeBob gets no answer)
*SpongeBob: Oh no! Patrick is LOST!
*(Squidward puts his head out the window)
*Squidward: *pretending* Oh SpongeBob, I miss Patrick so much! *fake crying* Ahahahaha!
*(Squidward partying)
*SpongeBob: I miss him too Squidward, hmm who can I meet with and who can know where he is? I know!
*(SpongeBob goes to Sandy's treedome)
*Sandy: What's up SpongeBob?
*SpongeBob: Patrick went missing, I need you to know where he is!
*Sandy: Well, I could use a GPS!
*(Shows SpongeBob his GPS)
*Sandy: This new GPS device will track a seastar! Lets see, Ah ha! Patrick! Patrick's in the Mars Kingdom, he is about to be decapitated his head by the evil King Alien! It's invaded by aliens, Every corner, every area! Every perimiter! Are you brave enough Sponge?
*SpongeBob: *gulps* I'd do anything to rescue Patrick! Even if I need to die!
*Sandy: Welp..
*(Sandy gets out a portal)
*Sandy: Go inside here, it's the portal, it's the only way to go to the Mars Kingdom, unless you get kidnapped by a UFO!
*SpongeBob: *gulps* this is it
*(SpongeBob jumps in the portal, then it shows what it is in Mars)
*(SpongeBob jumps out of the portal, as it closes)
*SpongeBob: Hello? Where IS Patrick!?......
*(Silence)
*SpongeBob: Huh?
*(SpongeBob sees Patrick tied up)
*Alan the Alien: Muahahah, you ready to die, NOW!?
*Patrick: Please! Don't hurt me!
*Alien King: Do my orders, do them or else....
*Patrick: Else what!?
*Alien King: You'll be put in the Dungeon!!!!
*Patrick: How long?
*Alien King:..... ONE ETERNITY!!! 
*Patrick:...... Fine! Just blow me up!
*Aiden the Alien: NOW!!!
*(SpongeBob runs to Patrick
*SpongeBob: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!!!!!!! *pants*
*Alfred the Alien: What did you come here for you piece of a Weak Sponge?
*SpongeBob: Do NOT call me a weak sponge! I am here to rescue Patrick!
*Arthur the Alien: Weak Sponge, we're very sorry, you're TOO LATE! Hahaha! He will die in 6 minutes!
*(Shot of timer)
*Timer: 5:59,5:58, 5:57, 5:56, 5:55, 5:54, 5:53, 5:52, 5:51, 5:50
*SpongeBob: Holy crap! Now he's down at 5 minutes and 50 second!
* Alien King: After that, he will blown up into mini starfish, what are you going to do now, Weak Sponge?
*Alan the Alien: He's actually the weakest sponge in the world! Ha
* SpongeBob: You'll have to get past me before you do anything to...... PATRICK!?
* Alfred the Alien: Trap them for an eternity instead, this Weak Sponge can't handle anything!
* Alien King: Get them, boys!
* SpongeBob and Patrick: WHAT HAVE WE DONE!?
*(Aliens capture SpongeBob and Patrick)
* (At the Mars Dungeon, SpongeBob and Patrick are put in one cell, SpongeBob wakes up)
* SpongeBob: *yawn* Where am I?
*Alien Guard: You're in the Mars Dungeon!
*SpongeBob: Wait, What?
*Alien Guard: Yeah, you're in the Mars Dungeon, the Alien King he runs the place...
*SpongeBob: Alien King?
*(Patrick showering)
*Patrick: That's right SpongeBob! You're in the Dungeon, we decided to went for this instead of them killing us.
*SpongeBob: Wait a minute... We ARE!!! Oh no! What should we do!
*Patrick: Well, there's a song in life you need to learn
*(Patrick plays a guitar)
*Patrick: *singing* LIFE.... IS A LIFE.... WHERE BAD STUFF MAY HAPPEN SOONER AND SOON!
*(SpongeBob turns red)
*Patrick: *keeps singing* AS WHEN YOU GET TO MEET A GIR-
*(Patrick continues to sing, SpongeBob turns redder)
*Patrick: *sings* HAPPY MOMENTS OF YOUR-
*SpongeBob: *snaps* PATRICK THIS ISN'T HELPING!!!
*Patrick: What should we do? 
*(SpongeBob and Patrick think of an idea)
*SpongeBob: Are you thinking what I AM thinking!?
*Patrick: Sort of
*(Patrick gets a charger and connects it to their brains)
*SpongeBob: *electric shock* OW!
*Patrick: Nope...
* SpongeBob: LETS...... *whispers* Use the toilet to escape!
* Patrick: Lets use the toilet!
*SpongeBob: Yeah, that's what I just said
*Patrick: Yeah, that's what I just said
*SpongeBob: PATRICK, STOP COPYING ME!!!
*Patrick: PATRICK, STOP COPYING ME!!! Wait... I'm Patrick!
* SpongeBob: Anyway... *grossed out* That toilet looks awful!
*Patrick: Lets go in!
* (Shot of Alien Guard hears toilet flushing)
* Alien Guard: Oh, doing you're personal hyge-WHAT!?
* (SpongeBob and Patrick Put their hands up in the air)
* Alien Guard: So? Well! It's that Idiot Pink Seastar and that Weak Sponge! trying to escape, boys?
* SpongeBob: But Alien Guard! You don't know how many months we've been in here!
*Alien Guard: I'll let you escape only one condition!
* SpongeBob: So?
*Alien Guard: Never EVER I mean NEVER....
*SpongeBob and Patrick: *gulps*
*Alien Guard: Come here again folks, now!
*(Opens a Portal)
*SpongeBob and Patrick: Haha!
* (They jump inside the portal)
* SpongeBob and Patrick: YAAAAAAAAY!
* Patrick: We're back!
* SpongeBob: But why are we inside an aquariam?
*(Shot of the aquariam)
* Alien Guard: Muahahahaha! thought that scheme was going to work? NOW I'M GONNA PAY YOU FOR ENTERING THE KINGDOM!!!
* SpongeBob and Patrick: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*(SpongeBob and Patrick run in place)
*SpongeBob: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
*(Alien comes and salutes)
*Aiden the Alien: Handy salute, master!
*Alien Guard: I don't care about your handy salute! JUST BLEND THEM TO SHREDS
*Aiden the Alien: Sir, yes sir!
*SpongeBob and Patrick: Uh oh......
*(Aiden pours the Aquariam into a blender)
*Patrick and SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
*(Blender slushing)
*Patrick: This is the true finale!
*SpongeBob: In my memories, I'll always remember you!
*SpongeBob and Patrick: *cry* HELP US!!!
*(Alien Guard drinks)
*SpongeBob and Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
*(SpongeBob and Patrick fall in his stomach)
*SpongeBob: Now what are we going to do?
*Patrick: Yeah, right!
*SpongeBob: You know what? This is all your fault for being super dumb and falling for the UFO!
*Patrick: No! This is all your fault! If you have never come to rescue me! None of this would happen!
*SpongeBob: That bescause I care!
*(They continue to fight, until they see Krabby Patty Monster, Fruit Monster, Germ Monster, Toothy, Ice Cream Monster, and Bone Monster)
*Krabby Patty Monster: HEY YOU!!!
*SpongeBob: Oh no..... Stay away! DON'T HURT US!
*Krabby Patty Monster: We just only came to help you guys...
*SpongeBob: For what, exactly guys?
*Krabby Patty Monster: To help you guys get out before you digest
*SpongeBob: How will we escape?
*Krabby Patty Monster: I have a secret Water Bottle that the Alien Guard drank and he ate it!
*Water Bottle Monster: Hi!
*Patrick: Lets use the monsters to climb up!
*(Putting the fruits up)
*SpongeBob: Man, only one left and we'll get out once and for all!
*Patrick: Yes! That's-
*SpongeBob: Almost there.... We just...... *cries*
*Patrick: What's wrong SpongeBob?
*SpongeBob: We can't escape! There are no more fruits!
*Patrick: Lets not cry!
*(Patrick slaps SpongeBob)
*Patrick: We need to be SMART
*(Transtion)
*Krabby Patty Monster: The only way to get out is through his butt!
*SpongeBob: This is it, Patrick! Our only thing!
*Patrick: Down and Down!
*(They fall through his butt)
*Krabby Patty Monster: Good luck, fellas!
*(SpongeBob and Patrick in the sewer)
*SpongeBob: *pinches nose* Blech! What a horrible disgusting smell!
*Patrick: Ahhh, what a sweet smell!
*SpongeBob: You call this sweet?! How is it-
*Poop Monster: Extra sweet!
*(They find a manhole)
*SpongeBob: Patrick, it's a manhole! Lets use this!
*(They use it to get out, but they're not home)
*SpongeBob: Were!..... home?
*Alien Guard: You came back to me, didn't you?
*SpongeBob: Oh no! I think we used the wrong manhole!
*(They get launched and fall in the Space Realm)
*SpongeBob and Patrick: AHHHHHHH!
*Patrick: SpongeBob, look! A seastar! Hi daddy!
*(Robot seastar surrounds them)
*Patrick: Uhhhh, what am I doing here exactly?
*SpongeBob: Hey you stupid piece of crap! Haha who's a loser now!
*(Star pushes SpongeBob)
*SpongeBob: Ahhhhh!!!!!!
*(SpongeBob falls down a gully)
*SpongeBob: I'm okay!
*Patrick: Don't worry SpongeBob Hanson SquarePants......... I'll take it from HERE Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!
*(Patrick gets his lifesaber out)
*Patrick: So, you big dummy dumb dumber dumbest of all Seastar, want to fight? It's never like I've been in Brawlhalla, but still you can't slay me, I'm innocent!
*(Star slays Patrick)
*Patrick: Ouchie!
*(Star slays Patrick again)
*Patrick: Ouchie!
*(Star slays Patrick again)
*Patrick: Ouchie!
*(Star slays Patrick)
*Patrick: Ouchie! Ouchie! Ouchie! Ouchie! Ouchie!
*(Ouchie comes out of a rock)
*Ouchie: Did somebody say my name, hey! It's Patrick! My old owner!
*(Star slays Patrick)
*Patrick: Ouchie!
*Ouchie: Patrick, remember that episode where you had a Pat-a-Thon!? Man, it was years ago, long time... No see huh?
*(Star slays Patrick again)
*Patrick: Ouchie!
*(Star slays Patrick)
*Patrick: Ouchie!
*(Ouchie watching while Patrick and the Star are fighting)
*Ouchie: Uhhhhhhh....
*(Ouchie thinks of something)
*Ouchie: I think I'll get going!
*(Ouchie goes back in his rock, while Patrick gets slayed for the last time)
*Patrick: OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCHHHHHHIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
*(Echo heard, three men are taking a walk)
*Incidental 40: What was that pops eardrums sound?
*Incidental 24: I have no idea, Harold, gold team still rules!
*Patrick: That's it! I'm gonna kill you!
*(Patrick attemps to slay the star)
*Patrick: Get him, charge! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Animatronic SeaStar: Hahah, I am a supernova star, It takes forever to kill me, now try to kill me, it won't happen
*Patrick: I'll prove you can die!
*Animatronic SeaStar: Really, it's not possible! I am immortal!
*(Patrick slays the Star)
*Animatronic SeaStar: Nice try Patrick, but nothing can kill me!
*Patrick: OH RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
*(Vibrates the Animatronic SeaStar)
*Animatronic SeaStar: Oh no... I think I'm gonna-
*(Loud Sonic Boom is heard, three men are taking a walk)
*Incidental 10: Was that a drone I heard?
*Incidental 40: Are you out of your mind kid! That wasn't a drone! It's like an explosion!
*Incidental 10: Jeez, It's my thoughts, I'm not short, I wish I were tall like you! *sigh*
*(Back in the Space Realm, The Star was Plankton in disguise)
*Plankton: Ouchie...
*SpongeBob: Plankton! It was you all along! I should've known! You tried to kill Patrick! So what do you have to say for yourself, Pipsqueak!?
*Plankton:................... Ouchie!
*(Patrick and SpongeBob look at each other)
*Patrick and SpongeBob: YOU DUMB PIECE OF CRAP!!!
*(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)
*Plankton: Stop laughing!
*SpongeBob: HAHAHAHAH! NEVER!!!
*Plankton: Stop it! *cries*
*SpongeBob: Hahah!
*Plankton: Stop it!!!!!!!! *cries even louder*
*SpongeBob: Man Patrick, I am feeling good!
*Patrick: Same here
*(Mr. Krabs arrives in a rocket)
*Mr. Krabs: Boy o! Now that you found Patrick, lets go make some Krabby Patties!
*SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs...... did you steal that rocket!?
*Mr. Krabs: Hmmmmmmmm....... no!
*SpongeBob: Good thing cause if it was STOLEN, I'd definetly not bare to enter it!
*(SpongeBob and Patrick hop on the rocket)
*Mr. Krabs: Lets gooooooooo!!!!!!!!
*(Plankton stepped on)
*Plankton: No! Wait! Don't abandon me!
*(Rocket leaves)
*Plankton: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OOOOOHHHHHH SPONGEBOB!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU SOMEDAY!!!!! SOMEDAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!
*(Back in Bikini Bottom, at the Krusty Krab)
*SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I am here and reporting for duty!
*Patrick: Same here!
*Mr Krabs: *sighs* You don't even work here, Patrick!
*SpongeBob and Patrick: *laughs*
*Mr Krabs: Can you shut up you two!?
*(SpongeBob and Patrick zip their mouths, the Krusty Krab Fades out, screen turns black for 5 seconds)
*(Time card)
*French Narrator: Back in the Space Realm...
*(Space Realm)
*Plankton: Ouchie! Hello? Anyone? Karen? Someone help! HEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I need some Krabby Patties, hmm!
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* (Episode ends)
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