Battle of the Heroes

Battle of the Heroes is the fifth episode of season two from the spin-off, The New Adventures of the IJLSA. It aired on April 2, 2013. The previous episode was The New IJLSA and the next one is The Space Race.
==Plot==
Once the IJLSA lose a battle, they begin to turn on each other. The IJLSA decide to settle this with a battle in a tournament. Will they make up in the end or will they all have to fight against U.L.T.R.A.E.V.I.L. as a team...sort of.
==Transcript==
*[episode starts with IJLSA at the base, training]
*SpongeBob: Focus, SpongeBob. You can outrun it if you just believe. [camera reveals SpongeBob in front of a lamp] Ready, set...go! [runs around lamp at extreme speeds; appears to be stuck in circle] Guys, a little help.
*Patrick: Everyone! We have a code twenty three dash J! This is not a drill! I repeat: Not a drill!
*[Sandy grabs Patrick legs while Squidward sits down]
*Patrick: Brace yourself, SpongeBob. [grabs SpongeBob, slowing him down] It's working. [completely slows SpongeBob down]
*SpongeBob: Thanks, guys. You really saved me there. But I just don't [slams fist on lamp table] get it! How can light reach such extreme speeds?
*Sandy: Don't worry about it, SpongeBob. It's not like you're going to run into an enemy that uses light to fight. Only someone diabolical and evil would do something like that.
*Patrick: Way to be suttle, Sandy. Maybe you know something? [zooms in on Sandy] What do you know, squirrel?
*Sandy: [turns invisible and reappears behind Patrick] I know how to do this. [flips Patrick to the ground]
*Squidward: Calm down, guys. Save your energy for when we actually have a battle. [sips coffee]
*[alarm blares, causing Squidward to spit out his coffee]
*Sandy: Team, move out!
*[scene cuts to IJLSA in downtown Bikini Bottom]
*Patrick: We're here, but, where's our enemy?
*Voice: I'm right here. [volts begin to eletrocute the IJLSA members]
*SpongeBob: Show yourself, villain!
*Voice: As you wish, Mr. Quickster. [voice begins to float down, revealing a metal suit and an unknown fish]
*Sandy: Who are you? Who are you working?
*Lightning Flash: I am Lightning Flash, and the only person I work for is myself...excluding U.L.T.R.A. E.V.I.L, of course. [scoffs] They payed me to say that.
*Patrick: How much?!
*Lightning Flash: None of your business! [fires lightning bolts from hand pads at Patrick] How many volts do you think this is?
*Patrick: [stretches arms out, conducting the electricity; turns around, conducting the electricitiy into the air; collapses arms together, creating two energy sources to come together, causing an explosion] Nice fireworks. [reaches out tongue and takes one of the flurries] I'd say...blueberry.
*Lightning Flash: You guys are good. But can you handle this boa constrictor? [looks at Sandy, yet fires electricity at SpongeBob]
*Sandy: What in the seven seas was that for?
*SpongeBob: Yeah. You looked at Sandy and then shocked me.
*Lightning Flash: Hey, I warned you. I said I was a boa constrictor, and doesn't that mean that I also have snake eyes?
*SpongeBob: Then you should be able to see this coming. [runs at super speed and slips Lightning Flash onto the ground; grabs Lightning Flash and throws him to brick building]
*[Lightning Flash teleports out of building instantly]
*Lightning Flash: Didn't I mention I could teleport? [teleports and throws SpongeBob into Squidward] No hero has ever defeated me before, and I'm not going to let it happen now. [flies away using electricity]
*[SpongeBob gets off of Squidward and then helps Squiddward up]
*SpongeBob: [sarcastically] Thanks a lot, Squidward.
*Squidward: What did I do? You cannot seriously be blaming me for what just happened here. This is just like the last time. Blame the one with the sticky tentacles.
*Sandy: Now guys, it is not Squidward's fault.
*Squidward: Thanks, Sandy.
*Sandy: We can only blame Patrick.
*Patrick: For what?! For saving your skins? [sarcastically] So sorry.
*SpongeBob: He's right. He did dodge electricity from hitting us and possibly other civilians. But I didn't Sandy do anything to help.
*Sandy: If I didn't do anything, then I couldn't have done anything wrong!
*Patrick: She's got a point.
*Squidward: You know what. Forget it! I'm out of here! [stomps away]
*Sandy: Same here. [disappears]
*Patrick: Yep.
*SpongeBob: Fine by me. [runs away]
*[scene cuts to IJLSA base where SpongeBob is busy watching television in his room]
*SpongeBob: [blowing nose into tissue] Come on, Mary. Just tell Justin that you love him! [blows nose into tissue] It's so sad. [television cuts from show onto IJLSA Leader]
*IJLSA Leader: SpongeBob!
*SpongeBob: [drops tissue box] Whoa! Hey, there...uh...IJLSA Leader. How long were you...?
*IJLSA Leader: Long enough to tell you that you and your team are not working as...well...a team. You need to get rid of your differences and work together!
*Sandy: [offscreen] Says who? [walks in front of televsion] Sorry, Leader, but the only way we can work together is if one of us apologizes, and it ain't going to be me.
*Squidward: [walks into room] Well, it isn't going to be me.
*Patrick: Nor me.
*SpongeBob: [stands up and runs up and down the wall, causing the words "Me neither" to be scorched into the wall] Me neither...and that was my first time running vertically up and down a wall. Just goes to show that you all can't survive without me.
*Sandy: Why I oughta...
*IJLSA Leader: Then there's only way to work out a problem of this magnitude: The Arena. I want all of you to go to the arena and battle it out. Then, we'll see who is the most needed component of the team.
*Patrick: Sounds good to me.
*SpongeBob: [spells out the words "Me too" in fire from running] Me too. [fire alarm is set off and water sprays the room] I'm pinning this one on Squidward.
*[scene cuts to The Arena where the IJLSA members are standing, ready to charge]
*IJLSA Leader: You have three minutes to fight each other. [pause] Good luck. That's it.
*SpongeBob: Let's do this! [runs at extreme speed and slips the other IJLSA members onto the ground] Ha! You all wouldn't last a second without me!
*Sandy: [invisible] On the contrary, SpongeBob! [hits SpongeBob in nose] You wouldn't last a second without me! [slips SpongeBob; turns visible] What do you think of that?
*Patrick: [stretches and grabs Sandy's arms, encasing her in a frame] You look better in a portrait to me. [allows Sandy onto ground and then whacks her onto the ground] Nope. I think better on the ground.
*Squidward: [runs and headbuts Patrick, carrying him into a brick wall] Time to see the top of a volcano. [sprays Patrick a long distance into the air]
*Patrick: Darn you, Squidward! [stretches to a tree, slingshooting him back to Squidward] Taste my foot, Squidley!
*Squidward: Not if you taste mine first. [turns in air and kicks Patrick in the torso into building] How did you like it?
*Patrick: I've tasted better. [picks up Squidward's leg with an outstretched arm and throws him into a wall] How's that for taste?
*[scene cuts back to SpongeBob, formidably battling Sandy]
*SpongeBob: Admit it, Sandy. [flips back onto hands] I'm too fast for you. [slips Sandy and uses force to land back on legs]
*Sandy: You are pretty fast, SpongeBob. [turns invisible] But how do you defeat someone you can't see? [kicks SpongeBob into nearby wall]
*SpongeBob: Like this! [runs at super speed, eventually being able to spot Sandy; picks up Sandy and throws her a far distance]
*[scene cuts to Patrick]
*Patrick: Bring it on, Squidward! Bring it on! [looks up] Did you hear something? [Sandy falls on Patrick; Patrick stretches out and picks Sandy up; then picks self up] Where did you come from?
*SpongeBob: [slams into side of building] Maybe they can shed some light on your question. [falls onto ground] Ow.
*Sandy: Who? [looks back, only to see Plankton] Plankton! How could have possibly knocked SpongeBob that far that fast?
*Plankton: Oh, a little recruit helped me.
*Sandy: Ha! You and what army?
*Lightning Flash: [teleports beside Plankton] Just me. Check out these new powers, squirrel! [holds out hand, pushing Sandy into a nearby wall of the arena] Contrallable levitation. [splits into ten of himself] Multiplication. [shrinks back to one of self] That's all for now. My master here hasn't finished all of the upgrades.
*SpongeBob: [runs at super speed] Bet he didn't program you with super speed. [throws fit at Lightning Flash at extreme speed, only for him to dodge it] Huh? [tries the over-kick method at extreme speed, only to miss again] How are you doing this? [tries to throw another fist at Lightning Flash at extreme speed, only for Lightning Flash to grab the fist and throw SpongeBob away] Whoa. [lands on feet, where he skids on his back]
*Lightning Flash: I sense something. [presses button near eye, allowing him to see an invisible Sandy] The squirrel. [runs toward Sandy, extends arms, grabbing Sandy and then ramming her into Squidward] Looks like there is going to be calamari on the menu. [holds ray at Squidward]
*Patrick: Not on my watch! [grabs ray and holds it toward the sky when it fires; stretches arms and throws Lightning Flash into a wooden fence]
*Lightning Flash: You think you have defeated me, starfish? [extends arms and grabs Patrick's arms] Prepare to be stretched. [begins to swing Patrick around, overstretching his arms and finally flinging him into Sandy] This was almost too easy. [flies away using rockets on back]
*[scene cuts to IJLSA base]
*SpongeBob: [wraps thumb in cast] Ouch. His fist really clutched to my hand. [bites off cast tape end]
*Patrick: You're telling me. My arms aren't even broken yet they need casts just to stay up. That robot is way beyond our powers!
*IJLSA Leader: [offscreen] Wrong! [camera pans to IJLSA central desk, where IJLSA Leader lifts the desk] Dodge this! [snaps desk in two with leg and throws pieces at SpongeBob and Patrick]
*SpongeBob: What do you mean...? [hit with desk piece and into wall]
*Patrick: [hit with desk piece] Ouch. You know I couldn't dodge that! My arms are too flabby!
*IJLSA Leader: I wish your other teammates could say the same.
*Squidward: Ha! [holds up two pieces of desk] See. I am the best teammate!
*Sandy: Not so fast, Squid-Brat. [holds up piece to Squidward] I'm the better teammate! My desk pieces are perfectly split in half.
*[Squidward and Sandy begin bickering]
*IJLSA Leader: [sighs and mumbles to self] I don't get paid enough to do this job. [walks into hallway] At least I can get to my bed. [places in dufflebag by Lightning Flash]
*Lightning Flash: You're going to have to skip the bed tonight.
*[scene cuts to SpongeBob, in sleepwear, crawling into bed]
*SpongeBob: [sighs] Tough night. Bickering sure does take a load off of you. [sits on bed and stretches arms; yawns] I'm beat. [leans back and feels paper] What's this? [reads to self; alarmed] Lightning Flash!
*[scene cuts to downtown Bikini Bottom, where the IJLSA Leader is hanging off of side of building; Lightning Flash appears beside him]
*Lightning Flash: Some heroes you lead, huh? Leaving you precariously dangling off the side of a tall building. If you lead my team, you wouldn't have this situation, now would you?
*IJLSA Leader: You're sick, whoever you are! My team will be here any minute. [tries to lift arm]
*Lightning Flash: [holds up watch] Looking for this? [laughs and then crushes watch with fist]
*SpongeBob: [offscreen] Don't you know how much that thing costs? [camera pans to SpongeBob, standing atop the building as well]
*Lightning Flash: [chuckles once; throws watch pieces off building] Can't wait to be defeated, can you sponge? [begins walking around SpongeBob] You know, you and I aren't much different. We both can run at super speeds...break the sound barrier when we please, and we both have difficulties with our team members.
*SpongeBob: Speaking of team members, who are you working for?
*Lightning Flash: [defensively] That is none of your business! Now if you excuse me, I have a leader to throw off of the building.
*SpongeBob: Oh no you don't! [tries to grab Lightning Flash at super speed, only for Lightning Flash to dodge it; Lightning Flash proceeds to swing at SpongeBob, only for SpongeBob to flip out of the way of the fist] Oh, come on!
*Lightning Flash: Face it, SpongeBob. You'll never win against someone exactly like you. Give up already!
*SpongeBob: [sighs] You're right, Lightning Flash. I can't win. [stands up] I shall do the dark deed.
*IJLSA Leader: Dark deed? [feels rope swing, seeing SpongeBob stepping on the rope] SpongeBob, no. Don't listen to him. Don't do.
*SpongeBob: I have to, leader. I have to. [winks; kicks rope off of building]
*[IJLSA Leader begins yelling as he falls down the building; leader is caught by Squidward]
*Squidward: I got you, leader.
*Lightning Flash: What?! [kicked off of building by charging SpongeBob]
*SpongeBob: [melts through the building and onto ground] I think we got the best him.
*Lightning Flash: [demolishes building with electricity; seen with electricity floating around him; levitating] You think you've bested me, SpongeBob and others? Think again! [conducts electricity through street]
*Sandy: Look out! He's forming an electric wormhole! [blinded by large amount of electricity shooting out through street]
*Lightning Flash: [flies through the electric beam; comes out with silver, larger suit] Now, who wants a free trip to the hospital? [runs at super speed, kicking Squidward into SpongeBob; flies at super speed with extended fist]
*SpongeBob: [stands up at super speed; catches fist] Not today, Lightning! [swings Lightning Flash into brick building; Lightning Flash teleports behind SpongeBob]
*Lightning Flash: Did you really think you could defeat me that easily? [fires large beam of electricity knocking out the rest of the IJLSA while flying away] Maybe another time?
*SpongeBob: *Drowsy* We'll get him next time. [passes out]
*[end of episode]
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