The Farting Phil Poster

This is an officially-licensed JFL Ohio cardboard poster of Phil from Comedy Time; he's wearing his famous glasses, jumpsuit, sweater, sweatband, boots and tube socks. When the button on his rear end is touched, he farts and then follows up with a humourously lighthearted phrase. This unique poster was manufactured from 2011-2016 and sold at many toy, big-box department, gift and wholesome specialty retailers.
== Phil's Farts and Phrases ==
# ("Rich 'n' beefy" fart) Aged to perfection!
# ("Thick 'n' chewy" fart) Sink your teeth into THAT air biscuit!
# ("Breakfast burrito butt bomb" fart) Wakey-wakey, that's a rear-end earthquakey!
# ("Beans for lunch" fart) It's true-I really can fart louder than you!
# ("Cabbage for lunch" fart) Wowzers, what a powerful poot!
# ("Beans for dinner" fart) I'm a full-throttle fart machine!
# ("Snowglobe Shake-Up" fart) Wow, what a festive fart!
# ("Airy, dry puffer" fart) Deadly and dusty at the same time!
# ("Jumpsuit poot" fart) My jumpsuit now has extra flair!
# ("Windowpane-Rattler" fart) That was a truly supersonic toot!
# ("Windowpane-Shaker" fart) I've got butt thunder and I'm not afraid to use it!
# ("Windowframe-Shaker" fart) That's an 8.0 on the Richter scale!
# ("Buttered Brussels sprouts" fart) Sounds to me like buttery goodness, all because of sprouts!
# ("Rotten scoundrel" fart) That's a real nostril-pincher to me!
# ("Cheesy omelette crop-duster" fart) Breakfast just got even more aromatic!
# ("Wet juicer" fart) That's gotta leave a mark!
# ("Power-Ripper" fart) Feel the power of my gassy butt!
Category:Comedy Time
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