Four Days Late and a CrazySponge Short

Four Days Late and a CrazySponge Short is the third The World of SBFW short.
== Transcript ==
[The short begins with CrazySponge walking down the street.]
CrazySponge: ah what a wonderful day to walk down the street.
[Suddenly, a House falls from the sky and crushes him.]
House: oh god oh fuck sorry aidan.
CrazySponge: eh don't worry it happens
[House gets off of him.]
House: I came here to remind you today is The World of SBFW's first anniversary or at least it was when the lazy fuckers started writing and also Prim's birthday and they're throwing a big orgy party at SBFW Town Hall.
CrazySponge: WHAT?! THEYRE THROWING A PARTY WITHOUT ME??!!!
House: I guess? But hey, now you know. Wait, isn't this like the second time they haven't invited you to something? It was the Christmas special right?
CrazySponge: you expect me to remember that far back?
House: ...yeah? The World of SBFW has very deep lore, you know.
[Pause.]
CrazySponge: ohhhh, i remember now, i burned that house down or something, good times, good times 
House: Wait… you did that?
CrazySponge: ...yeah?
House: That was my sister, you twat!
CrazySponge: uhhh… oops?
[Pause.]
CrazySponge: anyway, uh, i would love to stay and chat but i gotta get to that party i only just found out they were having, so uh… bye!
[CrazySponge runs off. Cut to the party where everyone, users and characters alike, are hanging out.]
Peter Griffin: Hey Lois, remember that time I was at that anniversary party?
Lois Griffin: Petah, that's this time.
Peter Griffin: Oh yeah.
[Pause.]
Peter Griffin: But did I tell you about the time I was at the TWOS anniversary party?
Lois Griffin: wait wut
[Cut back to CrazySponge rushing to get to the party. He encounters a giant tornado.]
CrazySponge: NO GIANT TORNADOES ARE GONNA STOP ME!
[He attempts to run around but is caught inside.]
CrazySponge: well fuck.
[He passes a house in the tornado with a girl and a dog inside.]
Dorothy: Oh hi Aidan!
CrazySponge: hi dorothy from the wizard of ozzy
Dorothy: What's the matter?
CrazySponge: im trying to get to this show's anniversary party but now im stuck in this tornado with you
Dorothy: Yeah, I hate when this happens.
CrazySponge: do you know how to get out of-
[The tornado flings Dorothy away (presumably to Oz), leaving Aidan by himself.]
CrazySponge: fuck this.
[He attempts to run out of the tornado. It doesn't work.]
CrazySponge: not to worry, i have one more trick up my sleeve. HOUSE! I SAID UNKIND THINGS ABOUT YOUR MOTHER!
House: (offscreen) YOU DID WHAT NOW?!
[House hits CrazySponge from the side, knocking him out of the tornado.]
CrazySponge: well that wasnt so bad. now to get to the party.
[CrazySponge speeds away to the party once more. Cut back to the party where the users are taking turns hitting a FANDOM piñata.]
Ally: FANDOM Sucks.
Dan: Take that you stupid corporation!
Friday: That's what you get for… uh… (she checks a sticky note) releasing UCP!
Granite: Aw, why couldn't we get an Overnight Success piñata?
Ally: The FANDOM one was the only one they had, apart from a CrazySponge piñata I was considering getting but they were sold out. Oh and also you're the only person here who hates that specific episode.
Granite: Eh, that's fair. Where is CrazySponge anyway?
[Cut back to CrazySponge speeding to the party. He passes by Golfpecks.]
Golfpecks: Don't run. You could trip and fall and hurt your skull.
CrazySponge: golf? why arent you at the anniversary party?
Golfpecks: What are you? Braindead? Anniversary parties are unproductive and selfish. The only birthday I celebrate is Jesus Christ's birthday, also known as Christmas.
CrazySponge: oh right, you think everything you dont like is "unproductive" and "stalinist" and "the enemy of the people".
Golfpecks: Well-
CrazySponge: okay, see ya later golfpecks.
[CrazySponge speeds off once more.]
Golfpecks: YOU WILL SEE THE LIGHT ONE DAY! LET CHRIST JESUS AND BIDEN GUIDE YOU! LET-
[CrazySponge reaches SBFW Street, just outside SBFW Town Hall. He tries to open the door, but is unsuccessful.]
CrazySponge: GODDAMMIT! im so close yet so far!
[He bangs on the door. Cut to inside the hall once again.]
Ally: Say, does anyone else hear something?
Polar: Eh, it's probably just rain.
Ally: It sounds a lot like someone's at the door.
Polar: Maybe it's just rain that sounds like someone at the door.
CrazySponge: (banging at the door, muffled) GUYS! GUYS! IT'S ME! LET ME IN! LET ME IN!
Ally: Ugh, I hate cold weather. (walks off)
[Cut back to CrazySponge.]
CrazySponge: fuck. its no use. im gonna have to sneak in like im santa claus or something
Mr. Renaud: Trust me mate, I already tried that. I really have no idea why they don't want me in.
[After a pause, CrazySponge takes out a jackhammer and begins making a hole in the wall.]
Ally: Shit! Sounds like hail or something.
SpongeBot: Don't worry, I got this. Hey Aaron!
[Pan over to Aaron standing by the speakers. SpongeBot gives him a thumbs up and Aaron turns the music up.]
CrazySponge: THEY'RE THROWING A RAVE WITHOUT ME?! looks like ill have to resort to extreme measures.
[CrazySponge plants some dynamite by the wall.]
Mr. Renaud: You just carry that on you at all times?
CrazySponge: i like to be prepared 
[Cut to back inside the building, where Elli and Purple are carrying a birthday cake to Prim (and also Polar).]
Purple: Here's to one year of this shitty userfic (and also Prim's birthday)! 
Everyone: hooray.
Primitive: Can I blow out the candles now?
Elli: Aw, of course you can son.
Purple: Hey, what about the birthday song?
Primitive: I'm a big boy now! Stop embarrassing me!
Purple: ok then whatever just blow out the candles so we can get our cake and go home
[Prim inhales ready to blow the candles out when the fucking wall explodes.]
CrazySponge: AHA! I MADE IT!
Primitive: oh hi aidan
Purple: Fuck! When we rented this place they told us to leave it exactly how we found it! We're fucked!
CrazySponge: o
SpongeBot: Yeah but you're Joel, you can basically do whatever you want.
CrazySponge: (laughs) YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU COULD THROW THE ANNIVERSARY PARTY WITHOUT ME?!! I'M THE STAR OF THE SHOW!!
Primitive: What?
CrazySponge: you didn't invite me and thought you could get away with it!
Peter Griffin: Eh, tough luck pal.
CrazySponge: YOU INVITED PETER GRIFFIN BUT NOT ME?!!!
Lois Griffin: Hey, I'm here too!
Vanessa: (turns to the viewer) Family Guy characters are in this show now for some reason.
CrazySponge: YOU INVITED PETER GRIFFIN AND LOIS... BUT NOT ME?!!
Primitive: Oh, that's weird. I thought I invited you. Maybe the letter got lost in post, I dunno.
Friday: Yeah, uh, the message system has been really dumb ever since UCP came along.
CrazySponge: wait… so if i didn't get the invitation… who did?
[Pan over to CalmStar standing by the food table with a bowl of Cheerios.]
CalmStar: I… uh… I can explain.
CrazySponge: o, phew, i thought it was gonna be someone like-
[Mung Daal from Chowder enters from the bathroom.]
Mung Daal: Yo! Wassup diggity dawgs?! I just made a mess in the other room! High five!
[Awkward pause.]
Mung Daal: Look- jams! Don't be hatin'.
CrazySponge: im going home
happy (late) birthday twos (oh and also prim)
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