Jean the Master

This is an article about Jean the Master, a character created by Karter406 on 12/30/2014.Category:Characters
==Appearance==
At first, she appears to be an ordinary female Mobian, with a dark-furred body with white patches and one thick white stripe running from the back of her neck down her body, down her tail, down the other way, and to the inner sides of her legs, ending at her feet, which are covered by strong purple boots with extendable spikes on the base. Her body has two large breasts covered by a purple sweater with a window cut into the fabric to show them off, and a large set of udders upon her belly. Her big purple eyes have circuitboard patterns of light blue visible within them, and the patterns glow when she uses her Cyborg abilities, like the hidden energy blasters, lasers and rocket launchers within her body.
A golden belt with a purple crystal is tied around her waist, allowing her to teleport at will up to ten times per minute, regaining a single charge every ten seconds, though if she uses all ten of its charges in one minute, it cannot be used again at all for a whole minute. Her teleportation has a range limit of two miles, and if she teleports into a solid object, both she and the object will be harmed, though she avoids using this to harm living things because she hates the feeling of teleporting inside objects. This crystal is pretty much indestructible, and nothing short of hurling it into the sun could destroy it.
==Personality==
At first, she seems like an ordinary, cheerful firl that likes to pull pranks and mess with people, flirting with anything that moves with no shame, though she would never do anything bad to a kid. Unless it was evil. She wants awesomeness, she wants adventure, and she doesn't mind robbing banks or attacking boring people to get that adventure and excitement, though she would prefer to fight a villain.
She dislikes Hedgehogs, and thinks they are all lame. Except for Sonic, she's heard enough about him to know that he is cool.
She respects awesomeness, coolness, and epicness, and dislikes people she deems as boring. She has deemed herself a Master partly because of her love of cool titles, partly because 'Skunk-Cow' and 'Cow-Skunk' don't sound cool enough to her, but mostly out of reverence to her master, who took her in and 'Made her awesome', as she puts it.
==History==
Jean the Skunk-Cow was born to a family of Mobians in Westopolis, and grew up as an ordinary girl with few friends. She was a fat loser, but anyone who mocked her for this got a punch to the face. She got into a lot of fights in school, but did well in school regardless as she's a lot smarter than she looks and acts. She finds it boring to act smart, as she did for her entire tenth year.
She graduated and became a mediocre online blogger, selling her milk online on the side. She was doing fairly well for herself, but found it all a bit boring.
When one day, on her walk home from the grocery store, a mysterious figure clad in a hooded cloak painted a rich and vibrant red approached her and offered her power and a life of adventure, she accepted in a heartbeat. The mechanical transformation was painful, but once she saw what her new cyborg body could do, she decided that it was worth it.
Now, she walks the world searching for adventure..
==Powers==
Her cyborg Skunk-Cow body is fitted with weapons like guns, lasers, energy blasters and rocket launchers, an arsenal and ammo capacity second only to E-123 Omega. She can reshape her body at will, though rather than the liquid metal.of Metal Sonic, her transformations involve purple crystal growing on the changing body part before shattering outwards and revealing its new form. She can also use this purple crystal material offensively, attacking with razor-sharp crystal spires, clouds of crystal dust that will tear the lungs apart if breathed in, and long thin crystal lances. She can also aim and squeeze her udders to create high-pressure blasts of milk with enough force to erode away stone and steel and blast people knto walls hard enough to crack those walls. She can also launch acidic milk, poisonous milk, mind control milk, electrified milk, and so on. And like any good unfunny comic relief character, she can fart a lot. She can also ignite her flatulence through the use of internal flamethrowers. Finally, she can launch that which a skunk is known for from her udders at will, something she finds hilarious, and many others find disgusting.
==Abilities==
She doesn't really have that many abilities. She's slow, and while she is strong, with a strength that could break stone, bones and steel, though she's usually too lazy to use this. She is unusually accurate with her guns and other inbuilt weapons, subroutines in her cyborg brain helping her to perfectly calculate angles and trajectories.
==Skills==
She doesn't have that many skills. She's good at talking people into or out of things, and messing with people's heads. Finally, she is a lot smarter than she acts and looks, with a machine-enhanced mind and an excellent memory, as well as a knack for repairing and upgrading machines whenever she feels like putting the effort in to awaken her mind. She can also paint or draw anything after only seeing it once, though she doesn't think she's that good an artist.
==Weaknesses==
She's easily angered, easily bored, and usually too lazy to put any real effort into anything. The fact that she'd rather toy with an opponent instead of outright trying to defeat/kill them often bites her in the rear. Her udders are incredibly sensitive, and damage to them can knock her out. She rarely thinks things through, and even her master thinks of her as an artillery weapon to use in certain missions when the time is right, rather than a teammate to involve with all of his plans. She is short-sighted, cocky, short-tempered and easily baited into something, and has little to no willpower when it comes to resisting temptation or a speech that asks her to switch sides.
==Trivia==
I designed this character, and many other Sonic OCs, when I was younger than ten. I made some sprite animations back then, too. But I never got around to finishing them.
This character was going to be the "Stupid comic relief who's actually smarter than he/she seems in one or two scenes while usually being an idiot" character. I was going to upload the other characters I designed as a kid, but then I got bored and didn't.
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