Alex Weegee

Alex Weegee is an ex-football player from the 1950's (actually WAAAY before that) who had to retire because he stared into Weegee's eyes. Regardless of whether Alex stared into Weegee's eyes or not, he is still a sussy imposter of the real Luigi. 
==Early Life==
Alex was born under the name Alex Weber in New York, in the year 1933. He enjoyed doing nothing and playing shames all day. However, his father wanted to compensate for his crappy childhood, so he forced Alex to play rugby. Alex was the best rugby player ever, so he decided to play football.
==Football Career==
Alex went to college at Mars University and majored in cooking. He played football, won some games, and was drafted to the UnNFL. He played for the New York Mets football team which was no good. (That's why you have never heard of them.) In the 1958 UnNFL Championship Game, Alex was about to catch the game winning touchdown, however, he stared in Weegee's eyes and turned into a Weegee. He missed the catch and his team lost.
== Getting A Girlfriend ==
After he FAILED to win the football game, Alex moved to the Mushroom Kingdom and met the ruler at the time, named Princess Peach II (AKA Melony). Alex and Melony became boyfriend and girlfriend, until Bowser killed them.
== New Life ==
Many years later, Alex was reincarnated as an axolotl named Axol. Axol got to be with Melony again, until he was killed by Eldritch SMG0.
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