Too eat man

One boring night, I signed into a chatroom. I came across a user named greo saunto remes, I have no idea why he is called that.
He said Hi then said I will meet you someday...
I signed out, it was weird but...
He must have been a troll. 
I went to bed, pondering the meaning of greo saunto Remes's message. I had a dream where I was going to granger games then, falling into drakness? It didn't make senek. I woke up screaming, having already kept my parents up with my night terrors all night. Later that day, I was soo bored, I went down to granger games. I found The Backyardigans. I slammed the cartridge into my Leapster 2 and started to play. At the beginning Pablo said. This is my favorate part of the game. The legal. Ohh yeah the legal part. I played for some time... The quality kept on working well... Until the final challenge...
The final room had blood splattered on the windows and human flesh on spikes hanking from walls. The foe was called greo saunto remes. Did he say REMEMBER ME? I'm here to eat. I EAT MAN! Then he started chewing on Pablo's skin. Pablo said OKELY DOKEY ONE CANNIBAL SISED MEAL COMING UP! Pablo ground human flesh and had to rip open a heart. I watched in terror as he chewed on the bones! The unaappetizing result was called an cannibal patty. 
I felt a warm sensation in the back of my neck. I vomited. I got the game and then my dad's Walther p22. It was destroyed. The next day, I recieved a Email from greo, He said something in a foregin langwedge stating he had a hacked account...