The Land Before Time: The Big City/Transcript

(Universal Pictures, 20th Century Studios and Amblin Entertainment logos shows up.)
Rocky Scout (Narrator): The Earth. The 3rd planet in the solar system. Here on Earth, long before humans, before the Sabertooth, the Mastodon, the Mammoth, and the Terror Bird, before mythical creatures like the Griffin, the Unicorn and the Dragon, in a modern day before the Lion, the Tiger, and the Bear. In the time of dinosaurs. Now, the dinosaurs were two kinds. Some dinosaurs have flat teeth for eating leaves and some dinosaurs has sharp teeth for eating meat and they prey on the leaf eaters in the great circle of life between life and death. I live here on modern day and my name is Rocky. I live here, in the 21st century in New York City here with my best friend Garfield and we are having a big day tomorrow, opening our new pizza place called Rex's Pizza for a grand opening ceremony.
(Start Credits begin)
(All Star Plays)
Rocky: [Laughs] Like that's gotta happen.
(The title shows "The Land Before Time: The Big City.")
(Morning in New York City. Rocky and Garfield's big day in the apartment when the pizza place Rex's Pizza opens at 11:30 for celebration grand opening in Manhattan. The mayor give Rocky and Garfield an 800 million dollar bill, Rock got scissors to cut the red ribbon and all customers are hungry for pizzas, three arcade machines are Jurassic Park Arcade, Primal Rage and Mighty Mini Dino claw machine. In sky live action to 2D animated dinosaur world at the Great Valley.)
(Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, and Ruby are having fun, playing Toss the Seed in The Great Valley playing and anyday it's gotta be Family Day tomorrow. Chomper is worried about his parents if they try to find him.)
Littlefoot: Catch it, Petrie! (throws the seed with his tail at Petrie)
Petrie: Petrie got it! (catches)
Ruby: Nice catch!
Ducky: I agree with Ruby, don't you too, Spike?
Spike: Uh-huh.
Cera: Move over, longneck!
Littlefoot: Wait a minute, where's Chomper?
Ruby: I don't know, maybe in his resting place.
Cera: Come on, guys, he's a Sharptooth. Leaf-Eaters don't care about Sharpteeth.
Littlefoot: (looks up to see Chomper on a cliff in his resting place) There he is. Come on.
(Chomper sits on the edge of the cliff, feeling sad. Then Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, and Ruby came to see him.)
Ruby: Hey, Chomper!
Chomper: Hey, guys.
Ruby: Chomper, why are you depressed?
Chomper: I don't know, but I don't want to talk about it right now.
Ruby: Are you sure?
Chomper: Yes. I'm worried about my family.
Littlefoot: Don't worry, Chomper. I'm planning a Family Day tomorrow.
Chomper: Really?
Littlefoot: Yeah. I'm gonna tell dad to plan for tomorrow's Family Day!
Cera: Littlefoot, there's nothing we can do to help him. We met him days ago when his family tried to eat us.
Bron: Littlefoot!
Littlefoot: Gotta go, guys. (walks away)
Cera: What's Family Day?
Ruby: Well, it's when your family return to greet.
Cera: Oh...
(Littlefoot walks to his dad)
Littlefoot: Dad.
Bron: Yes, Littlefoot. what is it?
Littlefoot: It's gotta be Family Day tomorrow and Chomper is worried about his Mom & Dad. 
Bron: Littlefoot, sharpteeth are cowards for years. Chomper is the only talking sharptooth here. His parents are out there, across the Great Desert is a dangerous place out there. 
Littlefoot: I know, Dad. It's the thing about tomorrow's Family Day. 
Bron: Family Day's a new day. Shorty will see that. What's new? 
Littlefoot: I met the legendary Lone Dinosaur named Doc, he save my life from falling off a cliff.
Bron: Oh, then I'm met him. 
Littlefoot: And I'm meeting Ali. 
Bron: Whoa. I'm met her too. And it's getting late. It's time for sleep. We'll met anybody coming tomorrow.
Littlefoot: Cool, Dad. You and me are pals!
Bron: Thanks. There's someone you like to meet.
(Ali walks to Littlefoot)
Ali: Hi, Littlefoot.
Littlefoot: Ali! You're back! Ya wanna play with me?
Ali: Sure!
Littlefoot: Great. Not it. (touches Ali in the cheek) You're it! (runs)
Shorty: Wow! They do make a couple.
Bron: They do.
(Scene fades to Forest. Littlefoot and Ali were playing tag when they heard screaming)
Ali: Huh? What was that?
Littlefoot: I don't know. Let's go check.
(Wild Arms runs in fear with an Archaeopteryx named Austin, and a Edaphosaurus named Ed.)
Wild Arms: HEEEEELP!
Littlefoot: Wild Arms! What's wrong? Is it sharpteeth?
Wild Arms: Yes!
Austin: Wild Arms, my friend, we've been looking for Keith and Claire every time since they left us behind and those Egg-Stealers stole the eggs for them since they were there at the Mysterious Beyond, are sharpteeth friends. Keith and Claire are still out there somewhere and we're going to find a way we were going to meet with them and to live together as a family. Ed, do you know where those dumb Leaf eaters are? Anyway those leaf eaters are getting fat from eating too much green food. You know I'm talking about?
Ed: Look, Austin! We're nothing but trouble. But if we go, it will go to the Great Valley and the leaf eaters do to us, they might turn us all into sharptooth bait.
Ali: What?
Wild Arms: Yes. Keith is the stronger sharptooth. Deal with me, he'll can handle any other real leaf eaters and many sharpteeth.
(Sunshine coming up in the Great Valley and Littlefoot wakes up early in the morning)
Grandpa Longneck: You're up early, Littlefoot.
Littlefoot: Oh, hey, Grandpa. I'm getting some water.
Grandma Longneck: OK. Come back here when our company comes here to our valley.
Littlefoot: Thanks!
(a few hours later)
Spike: Hey, Littlefoot!
Littlefoot: Hey, Spi—What the...? Di-Did Spike just... SPOKE?!
Ducky: Oh my gosh! He did. He did!
Cera: Son of an Egg-Stealer
Ali: Wow!
Petrie: WHA...?
Wild Arms: I'll be darned!
Littlefoot: THATS AMAZING, SPIKE!
Ruby: WOW!
Chomper: Oh, that's nice. I wish my parents would talk. (kicks a tree)
Voice: Woah!
(Guido falls from a tree)
Guido: Hey, guys!
Gang: Guido!
Cera: What are you doing alone in that tree?
Guido: Well I was-- (sees the Gang) Hi there! [Chuckling Nervously]
Ali: Who the heck is he?
Littlefoot: That's Guido.
Wild Arms: Yeah, he's a total idiot of flying.
Ruby: Don't offend someone even though he is practicing!
Chomper: [Sniffles]
Guido: What's wrong with Chomper?
Littlefoot: I don't know.
Wild Arms: And it's best not to talk to him.
Petrie: If he good friend, we should talk to him.
Chomper: I miss my parents.
Shorty: Aw, sorry Chomper, I hope you can feel happy again.
Ali: Yeah, some dinosaurs get homesick sometimes.
Wild Arms: I never get homesick!
Voice: AAAAHHHH!
Cera: What was that?
Ali: I don't know.
(Hyp, Mutt and Nod were standing here worried)
Littlefoot: Hi, Hyp. What's the matter? Is it sharpteeth or fast biters?
Hyp: [Panting] No. Humans!
Littlefoot: Humans?
Mutt: Yeah, yeah!
Hyp: You better run!
Voice: You're darn right, now say goodbye to your world.
(Rocky comes out of the mist)
Wild Arms: Aah! (hides into Hyp's arms)
Cera: Uh-oh....
Rocky: Hi, dinos! [Laughs] i'm a real kidder! You thought I was gonna be evil to you. But it was a trick, ha ha ha.
Littlefoot: Hi, human! I'm Littlefoot, and these are Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, Ruby, Ali, Guido, Hyp, Mutt, Nod, Shorty and Wild Arms. What's your name?
Rocky: I'm Rocky!
Hyp: Well, you look friendly.
Rocky: Well, sure I am!
Littlefoot: OK.
Rocky: I really need some grapes. Oh, I'm taking you to the 21st century tomorrow.
Petrie: Really?
Rocky: Yes. And I need—
Grandpa Longneck: Littlefoot!
Rocky: Gotta go! Bye!
Cera: Wait.. NO! DON'T LEAVE YET!
Guido: WE STILL HAVE TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES!
Wild Arms: DON'T LEAVE!
Spike: COME BACK!
Ali: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! What's the 21st century?
(Ruby shrugs)
Grandpa Longneck: Littlefoot!
Littlefoot: I've got to go.
(TBA.)
Littlefoot: Ali?
Ali: What is it?
Ali's Mother: Ali, what are you doing?
Old One: We haven't even eaten yet?
Mr. Threehorn: What is all this nonsense?
Grandpa Longneck: What's going on Littlefoot?
Littlefoot: We... we... have to go... get some water!
Old One: Oh, go along children, be safe!
Bron: Have fun Littlefoot! Oh, and talk to Austin and Ed. They are crazy.
Ali: Mother, I'll be back in a bit.
Ali's Mother: OK, have fun! (to Bron) Your Littlefoot has really taken to my Ali.
Bron: [Chuckles] Yes.
(Scene fades to Guido and Wild Arms)
Guido: What the heck are we even doing, Wild Arms?
Wild Arms: We have to look for that "Rocky".
Guido: Well, why can't we have Littlefoot and the gang with us?
Wild Arms: Because they're doing other boring things that I don't care about.
Guido: Oh, but I feel a bit lonely and nervous without Petrie.
Wild Arms: [Scoffs] Pull yourself together, stupid Glider!
Guido: I always try. But I fail.
Wild Arms: WELL DON'T FAIL, YOU IDIOT!
Guido: I'll try my best, Wild Arms.
Wild Arms: Okie-dokie!
Guido: And I regret it!
Wild Arms: You regret it just 10 seconds into this?!
Guido: YESSS!
Wild Arms: WHY, YOU IDIOT?!
Guido: PETRIE!
Wild Arms: PETRIE CAN'T BE WITH US!
Guido: WE NEED FREINDS!
Wild Arms: WELL, THIS TIME, WE DON'T!
Guido: YES WE DO!
Wild Arms: NO WE DON'T!'
Guido: YES WE DO! [Voice Breaking] WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME?!
Wild Arms: BECAUSE..... (pause) I don't know...
Guido: (tearing up)
Wild Arms: It's going to be OK.
Guido: But will we see Littlefoot and the gang?
Wild Arms: That's what I thought. I didn't mean to yell at you. I'm sorry.
Guido: [Sobbing]
(Scene switches to Hyp, Mutt and Nod)
Hyp: I hope this is the right way.
Mutt: Me too!
Hyp: I mean, I always know the way.
Nod: Oh, like that time we got lost in the Mysterious Beyond.
Hyp: That was an accident!
Nod: Oh yeah, sure it was.
Mutt: We all make mistakes.
Hyp: Yeah, well why can't? Nod show some resp--
(Austin comes out of the bushes)
Hyp: Good grief! Who are you?
Austin: Austin!
Mutt: Ohh, nice name!
Hyp: Jeez. Lemme tell ya something. It's some human in the Great Valley. And he'll be taking us to the 21st century.
Austin: Oh, Beyond the Mysterious Beyond?
Nod: Rainbow Faces! YES!!! I KNOW THEY ARE ALIENS ALL ALONG!
Hyp: Nod, calm down!
Nod: Sorry.
(Switches to Chomper and Ruby)
(Chomper looks at the Lake of his parents's reflection)
Ruby: Hey, Chomper.
Chomper: Hi, Ruby. What is it?
Ruby: Are you worried about your parents?
Chomper: (sings My Parents are Out There)
Ruby:
Chomper: Ruby?
(Chomper falls into Ruby's arms and into her chest)
Ruby: Oh, fell asleep?
Chomper: [Snoring]
(Scene switches to Shorty, who is trying to shoo a bug away with his tail)
Shorty: Shoo, bug! Go on, bug!
(Littlefoot and Ali were running together, and Littlefoot trips on a rock.)
Littlefoot: Ow!
Shorty: You weren't looking where your going, Littlefoot.
Ali: What are you doing all alone there, Shorty?
Shorty: I was still eating my tree star. But that bug kept bothering me.
Littlefoot: Oh.
Ali: Well, my father said... (pause) Dad.
(Ali hang her head low looking down at the ground.)
Littlefoot: Is something wrong, Ali?
Ali: You know what the Old One said about Sharptooth being around here, right?
Littlefoot: (confused) Yes...
Ali: [Sniffles] Well... When I was just a little hatchling, I saw Sharptooth for myself. He attacked our herd and nearly got me. My dad risked his life to save me... But he never made it. That's when Mother and I joined the Old One's herd.
(Tears stream down Ali's eyes, the memory driving down her head painfully like a dagger.)
Littlefoot: So... Your father sacrificed himself to save you?
Ali: [Sniffles] Mm-hmm.
(Littlefoot nuzzles her softly and tenderly; Ali looks up to Littlefoot.)
Littlefoot: Don't worry, Ali. Sharptooth is dead.
Ali: Really?
Littlefoot: Well, half/half.
Shorty: He's dead?
Voice: Oh, gimme a break!
(Littlefoot and Ali turned and saw a young brown Apatosaurus named Rhett.)
Ali: (unimpressed) Hello, Rhett.
Rhett: [Scoffs] You honestly think Lightfoot is your love? You should stick with me. I ain't scared o' nothin'!
Ali: Hmph.
Littlefoot: We've heard the same stories from you before, Rhett. (turns away with Ali)
Rhett: Hey, I'm not done talking to you! (stepped in front of Littlefoot and Ali)
Littlefoot: There's nothing to talk about, Rhett.
Rhett: Oh yeah? You say you defeated a sharptooth? Like that time fast biters attacked the herd?
Littlefoot: You led them to herd, Rhett! Oh, I met Rocky!
Rhett: Who's Rocky?
Shorty: He's a human.
Rhett: So what? You didn't do anything then. But don't feel bad. If we didn't have humans, we couldn't tell who the brave ones are.
Littlefoot: I'm not a coward, Rhett! I just know when to leave matters to the grown-ups.
Rhett: (sarcastically) Sure, ya do. (to Ali) C'mon, let's go.
Ali: (firmly) I'm staying with Littlefoot, Rhett.
Rhett: (forcing Ali away) Aw, c'mon.
Ali: Rhett, quit it!
(Suddenly, Littlefoot stepped in between Ali and Rhett.)
Littlefoot: Leave her alone!
(Rhett looked at Littlefoot.)
Rhett: Did you say somethin', Lightfoot?
Littlefoot: I said, "Leave her alone." And my name is "Littlefoot".
(Littlefoot looked Rhett in the eye, and vice versa. Neither were willing to give each other an inch. Suddenly, Rhett reared up on his hind legs, pinning Littlefoot to the ground. Then, Rhett reared up a second time, but Littlefoot rolled out of the way.)
Littlefoot: I don't wanna fight you, Rhett.
Rhett: Your mistake, coward!
(Rhett then did a tail whip to Littlefoot's face, causing him pain before ramming Littlefoot against a tree. Littlefoot felt the wind knocked out of him, as he looked. He saw Rhett had a fit in rage in his eyes.)
(As Rhett was about to attack Littlefoot again, a shadow loomed over him. It was the Old One.)
Old One: What's going on here?!
(Right away, Rhett didn't feel so confident.)
Ali: Rhett was trying to show off again, Old One. And he tried to pick a fight with Littlefoot when he tried to stand up to Rhett.
(Old One had a serious look on her face. She saw Littlefoot struggle to get up.)
Old One: Is this true, Littlefoot?
Littlefoot: [Sighs] Yes, ma'am.
(Old One was silent for a moment. Finally she spoke up.)
Old One: I can respect your good intentions, Littlefoot. You show promise as a leader. But next time, maybe you could ask your dad to intervene.
Littlefoot: (nods) Yes, I'm sorry.
(Rhett snickered, but he stopped when the Old One turned on him.)
Old One: As for you... You've been worse. You made this disturbance.
Rhett: B-But, Old One...
Old One: No excuses! Just feel lucky I decided not to banish you from the herd and the Great Valley. Now go back to your family before I change my mind.
Rhett: OK.
(Rhett quietly backed away and walked off to rejoin his family.)
Shorty: Sheesh. What an idiot.
Littlefoot: I know.
Ali: Why can't he be more nicer?
(Scene switches to Ducky and Spike)
Ducky: I can't wait to tell Mama that you said your first word, Spike! Yep, yep, yep!
Spike: Hello, Mama!
Ducky: Look, Spike talked!
Mama Swimmer: WOW!
Spike: What?
Mama Swimmer: You talked! You said your first word! This calls for a celebration.
(Ducky's siblings danced)
Ducky: I love celebrations, especially you Spike!
Spike: Thanks, Ducky!
Mama Swimmer: Awww, I love my children!
(Scene fades to Wild Arms and Guido, now with Cera and Petrie.)
Guido: (wiping the tears away)
Petrie: What happen, Guido?
Wild Arms: None of your business.
Cera: Wild Arms...
Guido: HE MADE FUN OF ME!
Wild Arms: HEY!
Cera: WHY DID YOU, WILD "COWARD"?
Petrie: It mean to do that, Wild Arm.
(Rocky comes out of the bushes)
Cera: Agh! Rocky! Uhh... Hello!
Rocky: Ehh. What's up, dinos?
Wild Arms: So tell us, where were you from?
Rocky: A place called Manhattan, New York!
Wild Arms, Guido Cera and Petrie: New York?
Cera: Manhattan?!
Rocky: Yep.
Cera: [Sighs]
Guido: Are you a god or something?
Rocky:
Wild Arms, Guido Cera and Petrie: BORIS LANG?!
Cera: What's Boris Lang?
Rocky: He's half human, half robot. He's a cyborg. So I came to this valley, on this time machine. So I want to borrow you!
Wild Arms: [Gasps] ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Guido: But what about our parents? They will kill us if they find out we're missing!
Rocky:
Cera: OK.
(Littlefoot, Ali, Chomper, Ruby, Ducky, Spike, Hyp, Mutt, Nod, Shorty and Austin came from the path)
Littlefoot: Guys, what's going on?
Chomper: Oh, hi, Rocko!
Rocky: It's Rocky.
Ruby: Oh.
Rocky: So I'm gonna go and get some movies for the drive.
Littlefoot: Movies?
Rocky: I'll show you, and I'll be back at night.
Wild Arms: YAY, A NEW ADVENTURE BEGINS!
Ducky: Yep, Yep, Yep!
Guido: Awesome!!
Mutt: Is this real?
Littlefoot: Trust me, ya don't wanna know.
(Scene fades to night.)
(Littlefoot was sleeping with Grandma & Grandpa Longneck when Rocky came and whispers something)
Rocky: [Whispers] Littlefoot, meet me at the Time Machine with your friends.
Littlefoot: OK.
(Scene fades to the time machine, which is actually a 2015 Tesla X)
Littlefoot: Whoa. That is one heck of a time machine.
Cera: Yeah, tell me about it.
Hyp: Amazing! where did you get it?!
Rocky: TBA.
Austin: I'll be damed!
Hyp: Whoa! Watch your mouth!
Austin: It's not even a bad word!
Rocky: Alright, inside!
(the gang enters the Tesla)
Littlefoot: Whoa!
Petrie: Me never see time machine like THAT before!
Rocky: It's actually a 2015 Tesla X.
Ducky: X sounds like a pretty exciting letter!
Ali: It sure is!
Guido: Oh no, what is this weird feeling in my stomach?
Ruby: I feel it too.
Chomper: It feels weird!
Wild Arms: Ugh, I think I'm gonna puke!
Guido: Well, can you—ooooooooHHHHH MY GAAASSSHHH!!!
Rocky: I'll get the bags.
(Scene switches to New York City)
Garfield Samsung: Geez, what's taking Rocky sooo long?.
Rocky's Mother: I don't know. He hasn't been home for a couple of hours.
Jessie Wilde: Me too. [Sighs] Garfield, you been in my dreams for a 2 years and we can hang out together.
Garfield: I think I'm going for a walk.
Rocky's Mother: OK... well, tell Melanie I said "hi".
(Scene switches to Melanie Griffin, who was walking on the streets.)
Melanie Griffin: (whistling TBA)
Mike Griffin: Hey honey, what's ya doing?
Melanie: Nothin'. Just walking around.
Mike: Oh. Just checking.
Melanie: [Chuckles] Police gotta do what Police gotta do. So what are you doin'?
Mike: You see my buddy, Randy?
Randy Perlman: What's up, Melanie?
Melanie:
Mike:
Melanie: Oh, my gosh! A jaywalker!
Mike: HEY!! Put your hands up!
(A jaywalker puts his hands in the air. Melanie continues walking.)
Melanie:
(Scene switches to 2015 Tesla X.)
Guido: [Sighs] I think I need to lay off my lunch.
Wild Arms: Yeah. (pukes in bag)
Ruby: This sure is a nice ride, if it wasn't for the uncomfortable "G-Forces".
Littlefoot: Yeah, it makes me feel weird.
Ali: Me too.
Hyp: Count me.
Mutt: Yep.
Spike: Me too.
Rocky: OK. Looks like I'm going to the present.
Nod: The present?
Austin: That's like millions of years into the future!
Hyp: Wow! I wonder what I would look like in the future.
Ruby: [Sighs] I wish my parents were here. (Tears stream down her face)
Chomper: It's OK, Ruby, besides, they'd faint in here.
Guido: Yeah. I just lost my family in the Great Earthshake.
Petrie: Me did too. Oh, wait, me still have me mama and me siblings. Whew.
Ducky:
Petrie:
Wild Arms:
Rocky: We're here!
Littlefoot:
Rocky: Welcome to the 21st century!
Wild Arms: Wha...?? I don't get it. Why are we in the 21st century?
Littlefoot: What do you mean 21st century?
Mutt: THAT!
(TBA)
Littlefoot: Oh, that 21st century.
Rocky: Hey, Garfield.
Garfield: [Humming Axel F] AAAGHHH!!! What the heck are dinosaurs doing here, Rocky?!
Rocky: Oh, shut up, Garfield. They're peaceful!
Wild Arms: AAAAAHHHH!!! (starts running) GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! (runs into a street lamp) OK, I seem to find a metal tree.
Rocky: That's a light post.
Wild Arms: D'OH! I get it. A light street thing. (falls onto the sidewalk) Oof! I see it.
Garfield: (nervously) OK.
Littlefoot: What year is it, Rocky?
Rocky: The present.
Littlefoot: What? The present? Why?!
Ruby: This is new.
Ali: Not to mention, kinda gloomy. I want to be somewhere where it's happy.
Hyp: There's a bunch of alleyways in this city.
Mutt:
Ducky:
Spike:
Nod:
Spike:
Chomper: It's like we're in a real world. What?
Nod: We're in a real world? Are you kiddin'?
Hyp:
Wild Arms: It looks scary!
Garfield: D'oh! How are we suppose to hide 'em from the people?
Voice Female: Oh, I'd keep a secret if I were you.
(The gang and the humans looked up to see a yellow Pteranodon named Etta, on top of a building.)
Littlefoot: Hi, Etta.
Etta: Hi, guys.
Wild Arms: Etta! How did you get to New York? IN THE 21ST CENTURY?!?
Etta: How did—How did I get here?! I came here on a time machine.
Mutt: Tesla?
Etta: No, 1985 Delorean. Or a portal I found.
Austin:
Guido:
Rocky:
Rocky
Walkin' through a crowd, the village is a glow
Kaleidoscope of a loud, hide beats under coats
Everybody here wanted somethin' more
Searchin' for a sound we hadn't heard before
And it said
Garfield
Welcome to New York
It's been waitin' for you
Welcome to New York, welcome to New York
Welcome to New York
It's been waitin' for you
Welcome to New York, welcome to New York
Rocky
It's a new soundtrack I could dance to this beat, beat forevermore
The lights are so bright but they never blind me, me
Welcome to New York
It's been waitin' for you
Welcome to New York, welcome to New York
Garfield
When we first dropped our bags on apartment floors
Took our broken hearts and put them in a drawer
Everybody here was someone else before
And you can want who you want
Boys and boys and girls and girls
Rocky & Garfield
Welcome to New York
It's been waitin' for you
Welcome to New York, welcome to New York
Welcome to New York
It's been waitin' for you
Welcome to New York, welcome to New York
Garfield
It's a new soundtrack I could dance to this beat, beat forevermore
The lights are so bright but they never blind me, me
Welcome to New York (New York!)
It's been waitin' for you
Welcome to New York, welcome to New York
Rocky
Like any great love, it keeps you guessing
Like any real love, it's ever-changing
Like any true love, it drives you crazy
But you know you wouldn't change anything, anything, anything
Garfield
Welcome to New York
It's been waitin' for you
Welcome to New York, welcome to New York
Welcome to New York
It's been waitin' for you
Welcome to New York, welcome to New York
Rocky & Garfield
It's a new soundtrack I could dance to this beat
The lights are so bright but they never blind me
Welcome to New York
New soundtrack
It's been waitin' for you
Welcome to New York
The lights are so bright but they never blind me
Welcome to New York
So bright, they never blind me
Welcome to New York
Welcome to New York
Etta: Well--?
Wild Arms: This is a heckhole!
Petrie: Really?
Etta: Come up here and I'll tell you.
Littlefoot: Rocky, I'm hungry, I want to go to your home.
Rocky: [Sighs] OK.
(Scene fades to the Great Valley, where Grandma and Grandpa Longneck were looking for Littlefoot.)
Grandpa Longneck: Littlefoot!
Bron: Have you seen Shorty? He hasn't been around for a while.
Hyp's Father: Hyp! Hyp, where are you?! [Sighs] Where is he?
Mr. Threehorn: WHERE'S MY CERA?!!!!
Hyp's Father: Woah, Why are you mad?
Mr. Threehorn: I'm not mad. I'm FURIOUS!!!
Hyp's Father: Aaah!
Old One: You cannot blame him, Mr. Threehorn. (to Grandma and Grandpa Longneck) Guys, I know where's your boy is last night.
Bron: Really?
Old One: I saw that he was kidnapped by a human.
Grandpa Longneck: WHAT??!!??
Old One: Yes. Humans are a dangerous things.
(Dinosaurs of the Great Valley start murmuring.)
Grandpa Longneck: Please, everyone! When we find our children, we will send that human to the Mysterious Beyond. Now let's keep looking.
(2 Gallimimuses in the bushes look at the dinos)
Rainbow Face: Here we go again.
(Scene fades to New York.)
(On the rooftop.)
Etta:
Littlefoot:
Guido:
Rocky:
Petrie:
Wild Arms: When I was a little hatchling, sharptooth nearly got me and my parents. But we survived.
Etta: Well, I lost my mother. I had to live with my father, Pterano.
Wild Arms: [Sighs] Well, thank goodness we survived that.
Littlefoot:
Guido:
(Littlefoot walks to go inside Rocky building when Shorty blocks his path and came nose-to-nose.)
Littlefoot & Shorty: Aargh!
Shorty: What the—Littlefoot?
Littlefoot: How did you get here?
Shorty: By that!
Rocky:
Garfield:
Etta:
(Melanie opens the door to the rooftop)
Rocky: Hey, there!
Melanie: Hey, Rocky.
Rocky: Melanie, this is Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, Ruby, Ali, Guido, Hyp, Mutt, Nod, Etta, Shorty, Austin and Wild Arms.
Melanie: Hello. You must be live dinosaurs.
Ducky: Yep we are. Yep, yep, yep.
Wild Arms: Sureeeee am!
Garfield: 100%
Ali:
Guido:
Ruby: We're from the Great Valley.
Garfield: Great Valley? Hmm. Great Valley.
Rocky: You mean that place in where you live. That's cool.
(Jessie open the rooftop door, carrying Tricia)
Jessie: Yello.
Cera: [Gasps] Tricia!
Jessie: Hey, Garfield! Just lettin' ya know wh-- [Gasps] What are live dinosaurs doing here? (puts Tricia down)
Garfield: Don't freak out. They're friends of ours.
Cera: TRICIA!!!
Tricia: [Cooing]
(Cera and Tricia nuzzle their horns together)
Jessie: Haha, sibling relations.
Littlefoot:
Wild Arms: (heard a growl) Sharpteeth!
Guido: Sharpteeth? Where??
Mutt: No, that wasn't a sharptooth. That was just my tummy.
Wild Arms: Don't do that again, you little creep!
Hyp: Woah!
Mutt: Hey, we have the right to bully you back!! Right?
(the gang of 13 stare at Mutt with an angry look)
Mutt: Oh, never mind.
Melanie:
Rocky: OK, dinos. I changed my mind. I gotta adopt you.
Gang of 14: WHAT?????
Wild Arms: [Whining] Nooooo! I thought it was going to be a new adventure! We're kidnapped!
Cera: Don't be such a panicky, Wild Arms. We're gonna have a good time in New York.
Littlefoot: Where's your home?
Rocky: I'll show ya in a few minutes.
Wild Arms: Yeah, I need some rest.
(Petrie sits at the edge of the building, sad)
Petrie: [Sighs]
Littlefoot: Are you alright, Petrie?
Petrie: Oh, me fine. But me thinking about uncle Pterano and he still no here.
Ducky: He'll be back someday, he will, he will.
Petrie: Or, maybe he out here in New York.
Littlefoot: Alright, Rocky. About your home.
Rocky: OK.
(the gang enters apartment A113)
Littlefoot: This is your home?
Guido: Sooo, relaxing!
Ali: Very pretty!
Wild Arms: Ehhh, what is all this... (falls onto a table) Ow.
Hyp: I don't know! But I sure LOVE THIS THINGY. (hugs a TV)
Ruby:
Chomper:
Jessie:
Rocky:
(The gang exit the apartment and goes on a walk)
Littlefoot:
Wild Arms: We can take care of ourselves. Besides, what's the worst that could happen?
Boris Lang: [suddenly roars through the sidewalk, surprising Wild Arms, and scaring Wild Arms] GET OUT OF MY WAY! I have unfinished business in New York, and I want to finish 'em FAST!!!
Wild Arms: [shivering in horror] IT'S BORIS LANG!!! Ohh!
Littlefoot: Yes, half human half robot. He's a cyborg! For brutal strength. The blast from the past!
Wild Arms: He does have a point. I did say we should stay at New York, but you guys...
Littlefoot: Wild Arms... JUST SHUT IT! YOUR THE ONE WHO GOT US HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!
Ruby: Littlefoot, leave Mr. Wild Arms out of this, please.
Wild Arms: Thank you, Ruby, AND I DID NOT GET US IN THIS!!!
Cera: Wild Arms, shut it, does anyone feel nauseous?
Guido: I feel nauseous.
Ducky: Guido, you always feel nauseous.
Guido: Me?
Ducky: No.
Voice: It was a coincidental joke.
(Mr. Thicknose appears from a shadow)
Littlefoot: Hey, Mr. Thicknose.
Mr. Thicknose: Hello.
Rocky: Oh... what is he... a teacher?
Mr. Thicknose: Yes, dont judge my authority
Ali: Gee, he sure is. He's always gives Littlefoot a tardy.
Jessie: That ain't fair.
Hyp: Yeah!
Spike: So why are you here?
Ducky: Yes, why, why?
Mr. Thicknose:
Wild Arms: Interesting story, even for this cutie!
Tricia: [Babbling]
Guido:
Cera:
Garfield:
Melanie:
Rocky:
Littlefoot:
Ali:
Littlefoot:
Ali:
Shorty:
Littlefoot:
Rocky:
(Scene switches to Boris Lang, who was talking to himself on 440 Broome St.)
Boris Lang: (to himself) I found these... I mean you captured the dinos... it's nice. [Clears Throat]
Voice: Uh, sir! We're here.
Boris Lang: Finally, Ozzy, Strut. I've BEEN WAITING FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES!!!
Ozzy: Sorry, boss.
Strut: So what are we doing again?
Rinkus: We're getting that thingy, remember?
Serria: Yeah, The Evil Projector, it causes chaos, from sharptooth to the most dangerous villains of all time!
Boris Lang: I've come back to find some T-rexes.
Rinkus: Oh...
Strut: You mean that Evil Projector?
Ozzy: Yes, but we need those idiot kids!
Boris Lang: we need answers, we need... to kidnap the kids!
Strut: Uh... did you say "kidnap"?
Boris Lang: YES I DID, SO SHUT UP! (Kicks Strut in the butt)
Strut: (feels the pain) OH!! Ouch.
Rinkus: (laughs like crazy)
Sirrea: Yeah, not into that stuff. (smokes his cigarette)
Rinkus: Yes. As long as the T-rexes can be neutralized and we have the villians, we should be A.O.K!
Strut: But master, the mayor's here and he doesn't want to destroy New York.
Ozzy: BORIS CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS!!!! (kicks Strut in the belly)
Strut: Ow! Oh, Oz, I hate it when you hit me.
[Rinkus & Serria Laughing]
Ozzy: Well, I'm the eyes!
Ozzy
I need you like a hole in the head
Strut
And I need you like a bug in the bed
Ozzy
You constantly bite the claw that feeds you
Ozzy and Strut together
Who needs you? Not me
Strut
I need you like a pain in the gut
Ozzy
Oh, yeah? And I need you like a kick in the butt
You truly disgrace the race that breeds you
Ozzy and Strut together
Who needs you? Not me
Ozzy
Who needs you?
You creepy crawly creature
You're ugly as sin
Just a scraggly bag of skin
Strut
And who needs you?
Your tail's your finest feature
You're thick-skinned and a bore
Draggin' your tail 'round the floor
Ozzy
Oh, I need you like a rock on my toes
Strut
And I need you like a sock on my nose
I'm shocked and appalled by your behavior
Strut
Don't try bein' nice
'Cause that won't save ya
Ozzy and Strut together
I'm better off without you I can see
So who needs you? Not me
Strut
I need you like a cold in July
Ozzy
And I need you like a punch in the eye
Strut
Of all the dumb beasts
Not one precedes you
Ozzy and Strut together
Who needs you? Not me
Strut
I need you like I need a disease
Ozzy
Oh-ho, and I need you like the sun needs to freeze
For quickness of mind
A rock outspeeds you
Ozzy and Strut together
Who needs you?
Not me
Strut
Who needs you?
You cross-eyed crazy critter
You stealer and egg-eating beast
And you're knock-kneed when you walk
Ozzy
And who needs you?
Ya flat-foot, leaf-eatting quitter
You're bitter and you're mad
'Cause you're as ugly as your rear
Strut
Oh, I need you like I need some more leafs
Ozzy
I lift a rock and find you underneath
I'm deeply upset by your demeanor
Strut
I know that I'm mean
My dark demeanor
Ozzy and Strut together
No more unlikely pair could ever be
Ozzy
The word is incompatibility
Strut
Not only that
We don't get on, you see
Ozzy and Strut together
So who needs you,
Except the race that breeds you?
Who needs you?
Strut
Not me
Ozzy
Not me
Strut
Not me
Ozzy
Not me
Ozzy and Strut together
Not me
Boris Lang: Oh, help me. Ahh, who am I kidding? Come on!
(Scene fades to Rocky's building)
Rocky: Hey, Mother.
Rocky's Mother: Hi, Rocky. How's my boy?
Rocky: Good, mother!
Rocky's Mother: What did you fi-- (seeing Littlefoot and the gang) OOOOOOOOH MY GOSH!!!!! OK. So what? You found them a long time ago?
Rocky: No. Live ones.
Rocky's Mother: You're kidding.
Littlefoot: Nope.
Rocky's Mother: Oh! Hello.
Cera:
Rocky:
Guido:
Wild Arms: Welp, I'm out. (falls onto table, causing food to spill around the floor)
Gang (minus Spike, Littlefoot, Ali and Ruby): NO! WILD ARMS!
Wild Arms: Oh, c'mon! (TBA) Well, (eats cookie) at least it's delicious!
Doc: How's it goin'?
Littlefoot: Doc! What are you doing here?
Doc: Just exploring.
Guido: [Sighs In Relief]
Doc: You need someone to be safe... a bodyguard.
Wild Arms: OK I will. (to Rocky's Mother)
Rocky's Mother: OK.
Rocky: We can believe we're talking to 2 Apatoasaurs, a Tyrannosaurus, a Triceratops, a Stegosaurus, a Pteranodon, an Oviraptor a Hypsilophodon, a Nodosaurus, a Muttaburrasaurus, a Microraptor, a Nothronychus, and a Archaeopteryx.
Littlefoot: Uh, where's Austin?
Ali: I don't know, he might be still at The Great Valley.
Hyp: Eh, I don't know, haven't seen him since I told him to watch his mouth.
Mutt:
Ruby:
Guido: (flying) Well, if for someone who knew where I can hit the... (hits his head on the wall and the floor landing on Petrie) Ow!
Petrie: Well, THAT hurts.
Ruby: Yeah. That.
(Ducky run to Guido and lifts him up almost like a child. Guido likes this and gives off an innocent child-like face.)
Ducky: Aw, you poor little guy.
Guido: (widens his eyes a bit, acting cute) [Baby Talk] Well, I hoirt my poor, widdle head. (blinks for added effect)
Wild Arms: Hey, knock it off!
Petrie: Hey, me get hurt too!
Ducky: Oop. [Giggles] Sorry. (lowering Guido gently)
Littlefoot: Well, this is getting funny.
Chomper: [Laughing] I know!
Rocky: Yeah. [Laughing]
Guido: OK. Well, I gotta go outside. (flies out the window)
Petrie: Be careful!
(Guido dives into the street)
Guido: Whoa. OK. OK. Watch out for the moving things. (dodging the cars) Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Littlefoot: WATCH OUT!!!!!
Guido: Whoa! Whew. Glad it's over. (seeing a truck approaching) (eyes pop out of sockets for effect) Aah!
(Guido dodges the truck and lands into the alley)
Guido: [Panting] Phew, how did I do?
Shorty: Umm... really good.
Guido: Gee, thanks. [Laughs Weakly]
(Littlefoot, his 12 friends and Rocky open the alley door.)
Guido: What's in there, it's sppooookkkyyy!!!!
Cera: It looks dark in there.
Rocky: TBA.
Shorty: Oh.
Spike: Nice place, but no food.
Tricia: [Groans]
Littlefoot:
Guido: I'm soooo hungry.
Cera: But they're no treestars in this city!
Garfield: Don't worry, we'll try to get ya something.
Littlefoot: Really?! Thanks!
Wild Arms: I rather walk on the streets.
Hyp: I'll prefer to find a alley where Mutt and Nod can find trash.
Littlefoot: OK, I'll see you later.
(
Rocky: Gee, $20 for this. Very good.
Littlefoot: Hey, I think I know those guys!
Chomper: Yeah, there those stupid sharpteeth who always fight.
(Camera moves to Ichy and Dil piano dueling)
Ichy: (Piano Dueling with his wings) I've worked with a lot of dinosaurs, but YOU are despicable!
Dil: (Piano Dueling with her claws) Doggone stupid little, I'll get you for this! (tries to attack Ichy)
Ichy: I've never worked with someone who's a Belly-Dragger!
Dil: Oh, yeah?! Take that! (Slams piano cover on Ichy on his beak)
Ichy: OK. That's it. This means war!
(Ichy & Dil starts a bar brawl)
(Camera moves back to Littlefoot, the gang and Rocky and Garfield)
Ruby: Well, this is the New York restau-- (slips and fell on the floor)
(the people in the restaurant laugh)
Ruby: HEY, KNOCK IT OFF! IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Littlefoot: Ruby, calm down!
Ruby: Sorry. [Sniffles]
Littlefoot: (nuzzles Ruby's check) It's OK.
Austin: Hi there!
Littlefoot: Aah!
Ed: Hi, there, too!
Littlefoot: What are you doing here?!
Austin: Littlefoot, I really don't wanna surprise you. But I know something that Manhattan is built by plates stuck together.
Ed: There's REALLY nothing under it. If some bomb goes off, these plates could break apart.
Littlefoot: [Gasps] (Jaw drops for effect)
Ali: Ya might wanna close your mouth. You'll catch bugs.
Austin:
Ali:
Littlefoot:
Cera:
Ed:
Chomper:
Cera:
Rocky Scout: Whoa, bad idea. Outside of woodland and forest of New York is dangerous wildlife, if you don't know the way.
Cera: Nice try, Scout.
Rocky Scout: No really, we are telling you there are coyotes, hawks, skunks, porcupines, bobcats and black bears.
Cera: I don't care.
Rocky Scout: We're not kidding! Do not go out there!
Cera: Still don't care.
Garfield Samsung: Alright fine, go ahead and get killed! There's no talking dinosaurs and there's no Great Valley. It's not our problem.
Cera: Scary woodlands and forest. Yeah, right. (to Austin & Ed) Can you two help us to get us back home?
Austin: I'm getting a secret for in the ear... I DON'T MAKE DEALS WITH LEAF-EATERS! We don't trust 'em.
Cera: And that case, they are not helping us to get back home.
Pterano: Maybe I will.
Austin: Aah! You almost scared me to death!
Pterano: Oh, shut up! (looks at Petrie) Petrie?
Petrie: [Gasps] PTERANO!!! (hugs his uncle by the beak) [Crying Loudly]
Austin: What is that?
Littlefoot: It's Pterano.
Austin: Who's Pterano?
Littlefoot: Petrie's uncle.
Austin: Oh.
Petrie: [Crying]
Pterano: My boy! I'm so happy to see you again!
Ali:
Petrie:
Pterano: (sees Etta) Huh, daughter?!
Etta: DAD?!
Pterano: (hugs Etta) My darling, I haven't seen you in years!
Petrie:
Guido: Ahem.
(Guido was wet with Petrie's tears)
Petrie: Oops. Sorry.
Guido: That's OK.
Ali:
Etta:
(Scene switches to Wild Arms, walking on the streets)
Wild Arms: [Whistling]
NYC Citizen: Hey, it a chicken!
Wild Arms: What?! Excuse me.. I am not a chicken! I am a Feathered-Runner.
NYC Kid:
Wild Arms:
(Chicken Dance plays)
Wild Arms: Oh my gosh! I love this! (starts dancing)
NYC Female: Most popular dance of the decade.
NYC Male: HEY, WHAT ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON?!
Wild Arms:
(Scene switches to Hyp, Mutt, and Nod in the alley.)
Hyp: Nope. Nope. No, not useful.
Mutt:
Hyp:
Mutt:
Nod:
Shorty:
Nod:
Hyp:
NYC Street Male: HEY, THAT'S NOT YOUR TRASH! GET OUT OF THERE AND FIND YOUR OWN GARBAGE, YOU IDIOTS!!!
Mutt: Okay, sorry. Gee guys, we're upsetting people, we should get out of here.
NYC Street Male: Ahh! Real dinosaurs!! Live ones!!! (runs away) Aaaagghhh!!
Mutt: Huh. Never mind.
Shorty: [Farts] Huh?
Hyp: Whew. This place is smellier that it looks. We'll find another alley. No. Never mind. This is good.
(The dinos stare at Hyp in confusion)
Hyp: [Sighs] This alley will work.
Mutt: OK. Whatever.
Shorty:
Nod:
Mutt:
Hyp:
Mutt:
(Scene switches to Littlefoot, his friends, and the humans who was walking.)
Littlefoot:
Pterano: Well, I really don't know how I came here. TBA
Littlefoot:
Guido:
Cera:
Petrie:
Spike:
Pterano: Whoa! Did your non-talking friend just talked?!
Ducky:
Spike:
Ruby:
Pterano:
Guido:
Etta:
Pterano:
Littlefoot: You have a daughter? I did not know that.
Etta:
Ali:
Petrie:
Chomper: (trying to catch a fly) Come here, you little... (catches the fly and eats it) Tasty.
Ruby: Chomper eats bugs, Pterano. You'll should have some.
Pterano:
Chomper:
Austin:
(Back at the Great Valley...)
Tria:
Mr. Threehorn:
Old One: You're wrong, Mr. Threehorn. TBA
Ali's Mother: I need to go get my Ali before... before...
Mama Flyer: 
Mama: Swimmer: Now, now. TBA.
Grandpa Longneck: Maybe Pterano'll help us find our children. His five cold times in the Mysterious Beyond is over.
Mr. Threehorn: Oh, great! That evil beak brain again! I never wanted to hear that name again, and you are telling us now that you banished him to The Mysterious Beyond after he tried to murder Ducky!? That is just disturbing and despicable!
Hyp's Father:
Bron: (worried)
Grandpa Longneck:
Ali's Mother:
Grandma Longneck: Guys, sorry to disturb, but I think I found a magic thingy, and it goes somewhere.
Bron: (joyfully) TBA
Mr. Threehorn: (joyfully) TBA!
Tria:
Old One:
Grandpa Longneck:
(Bron, Grandpa Longneck, Grandma Longneck, Mr. Threehorn, Tria, Old One, Ali's Mother, Hyp's Father, Mama Swimmer, and Mama Flyer went through the portal and finds themselves at New York City)
Hyp's Father: Wow. My life just flashed before my eyes. Mostly when there's sharpteeth. I'm just sayin'.
Grandpa Longneck: Whoa. What is this place?
Bron: I don't know. But it sure looks beautiful. I'm coming, Littlefoot.
[Kid sees dinosaurs and faints]
(The dinosaur grown-ups followed Bron's lead across Battery Park, Bron sees the Statue of Liberty)
(Scene switches to Littlefoot, his 13 friends and the humans, who was just walking when they spot 2 officers, Mike and Randy)
Rocky: [Gasps] (quietly) Quick! In the alley.
Littlefoot: But....
[Rocky gives the Stern Look]
Littlefoot: OK... [Mumbles] What a dummy.
(TBA)
Randy: So, why do you drink beer on duty all the time?
Mike:
Randy: Why the heck would you want to be drunk?!
Mike: Because, TBA
Randy:
Mike:
Randy: And TBA
Mike:
Randy:
(Mike and Randy gets in the police cars and rushes away.)
Rocky: OK. The coast is clear. Man, TBA
(A shadowy figure, named Cliff Mars sit behind a dumpster, TBA)
Cliff Mars: Sir, TBA
(Wild Arms, Hyp, Mutt, and Nod came from the left)
Wild Arms: (sees Pterano) So, you must be Pterano, Etta's daughter.
Pterano:
Etta:
Hyp:
Mutt:
Nod:
Littlefoot: Oh I was... Whoa!
Rhett: Ha-ha!
Littlefoot: You again?! How did you follow us?!
Rhett: Not telling ya!
Ali: Ugh... Rhett, TBA
Nod:
Guido:
Littlefoot: Oh, there's only one of you.
(Boris Lang, Ozzy, Strut, Rinkus and Serria came behind Rhett)
Littlefoot: Oh no..
Wild Arms: [gets into defense state, punches Boris in the stomach, which leads to metal pain] OW! Oh, you're made of something.
Boris Lang:
Ozzy: Well, well,
Rinkus:
Pterano: I know you the time you two got blasted by that burning rock!
Serria:
(Rhett slaps Littlefoot in the face with his tail and Boris Lang, Ozzy, Strut, Rinkus and Serria laughed)
Etta: You need to shut up!
Strut: Ohh hoo, little hot flyer telling egg-stealers to shut up! Soooo insulting. I'm sooo scared!!
Ozzy: STRUT! STOP OFFENDING THAT FLYER! WE'RE HERE TO THAT EVIL PROJECTOR, NOT OFFEND WOMEN!
Rinkus:
Boris Lang:
Serria:
Cera: Oh, like a little creature I'm afraid.
Hyp:
Boris Lang: Hey. Let's do some jazz. HIT IT, RHETT!!
Rhett: You got it! (Turn on the radio with his tail and Micheal Jackson's Bad plays)
(Boris Lang snaps his finger while a whip sound plays)
Boris Lang: HO, HO, HO.
Henchman: Shhhhhhhhhhhh...
(Boris Lang snaps fingers again with a whip sound)
Boris Lang
Your butt is mine,
Gonna tell you right,
Just show your face
In broad daylight.
(Boris grabs groin)
I'm telling you,
On how I feel,
Gonna hurt your mind,
Don't shoot to kill
Come on, Come on,
Lay it on me,
All right. 
I'm giving you,
On count of three,
To show your stuff,
Or let it be
I'm telling you,
Just watch your mouth,
I know your game,
What you're about.  
Well they say the sky's the limit,
And to me that's really true.
But my friend you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through,
Because I'm bad, I'm bad come on,
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know,
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know
Henchmen
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again. 
Boris Lang 
Who's bad?
(Rhett and Strut break dances)
Boris Lang: HOOO!
(Henchman claps hands)
Ozzy
The word is out,
You're doin' wrong,
Gonna lock you up,
Before too long
Your lyin' eyes,
Gonna tell you right,
So listen up, 
Don't make a fight
Your talk is cheap, 
You're not a man,
You're throwin' stones,
To hide your hands
But they say the sky's the limit,
And to me that's really true
And my friends you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through,
Because I'm bad, I'm bad come on,
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know,
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know!
Henchmen
And the whole world has to
Answer right now.
Just to tell you once again
Ozzy
Who's bad?
(Dance break)
Sierra
We can change the world tomorrow,
This could be a better place,
If you don't like what I'm sayin'
Then won't you slap my face,
Because I'm bad, I'm bad come on,
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know,
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know
Henchman
And the whole world has to
Answer right now,
Just to tell you once again.
Rinkus
Because I'm bad,
I'm bad come on,
You know I'm bad,
I'm bad come on, you know,
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know
Henchmen
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Boris Lang
Who's bad?
Wild Arms: YOU ARE...
(Ozzy kicks Wild Arms to the crotch)
Wild Arms: OWW! OH! Oh, ow. Oh, you son of a-- ow, I'll get you, little creep!
Littlefoot: But Boris, if you send the sharpteeth, who knows what danger it could cause.
Cera:
Ducky:
Etta:
Hyp: Oh, yeah? Come back and fight!
Nod: Yeah! Come back and fight!
[Boris Lang shows a stern look]
Hyp: I immediately regret this decision!
Littlefoot:
Rocky: Come on, dinosaurs, I'll show you my Pizza Place.
(TBA)
Strut:
Rhett: 
Ozzy:
Strut: What are we gonna do with that brown longneck? He's just a kid.
Boris Lang:
Rinkus:
Boris Lang: What? (looks to see The Gang gone) Ugh! Come on! I'll dart 'em later.
(Back at Rocky's building..)
Rocky: I can't believe that Boris wants to take over New York City. TBA? TBA!!!
Garfield:
Rocky:
Garfield:
Rocky:
Garfield:
Rocky:
Littlefoot:
Petrie:
Ducky:
Rocky:
Mutt:
Ducky:
Rocky: You know what they say, all toasters, toast toast!
Garfield: You know what they say? All ovens, cook pizzas!
(Garfield burns his finger in the stove)
Garfield: OW, SON OF A PIZZA! OWWWW.
Mutt: Well, what are we waitin' for? Let's get started.
(Blink 182-First Date plays, TBA)
Littlefoot: Wow!
(TBA)
Rocky: Where's Littlefoot?
Garfield: I don't know. Haven't seen him for the last 5 min--- [Sees picture of Littlefoot on viral Twitter photo]
Rocky: What is it?! [sees the pictures] Oh, that's nice. A live--- WHAT???!!
Melanie:  What do ya think?
Rocky: MELANIE, HOW COULD YOU?! WHY WOULD YOU PUT A PICTURE OF A LIVE DINOSAUR ON SOCIAL MEDIA?! YOU REMEMBER THE PROMISE?!
Melanie:
Rocky:
(TBA)
Rocky:
Littlefoot:
Rocky:
Cera:
Hyp:
Nod:
Rocky:
Garfield: Darn you, Rocky! I'm going with Melanie! And the dinosaurs are coming with us too!
Cera: Yes! Because we don't tolerate being treated like babies!
Littlefoot: Hah! I've heard that! And I've met a lotta braggarts in my day. (Littlefoot whacks Rocky with his tail and walks to Melanie) Hmph.
Guido: I don't think this is going so well.
Ali: Yeah. Tell me about it. These two get into fights like the others back at the Great Valley.
Melanie: No dates for the week. (slaps Rocky in the face) Come on, dinosaurs!
(Rocky runs back to his apartment feeling very angry and smashes a table and lifts chairs. Then Wild Arms stands in front of the doorway.)
Rocky: ARGH, YOU STUPID!! SON OF A-- ARGH! (calms down) [Panting] (sits down on a chair)
Wild Arms: You seemed to be upset.
Rocky:
Wild Arms: Well, TBA
Rocky:
Wild Arms:
Rocky: [Gasps] I did something wrong! (runs)
Wild Arms: Good luck with that!
(Rocky runs to Melanie's house, dodging cars and trucks in the Progress)
Driver: HEY, LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
(Sence switches to Melanie's house, Melanie looks at the tired dinosaurs)
Littlefoot: [Panting] Do you guys need a drink?
Hyp: Well, my stomach is aching and I'm sweaty. I need something cool.
Melanie:
Cera:
Dina: Cerrie play with us?
Dinah: Dinah TBA
Cera: Uh-oh.
(TBA)
Dina and Dinah: [Giggling]
Cera: Well, there goes my "watching the twins thing". Can't believe I have to watch 'em again.
Guido:
Ducky:
Mutt:
Dina:
Dinah:
Littlefoot:
Garfield: Hey Melanie, do you have any donuts? I could use some right now.
Melanie:
Hyp:
Mutt: Uhh... TBA
Guido:
Dina: Cerrie
Dinah: Play with ussy?
Cera:
Melanie: I'll order Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Ali, Guido, Hyp and his 2 friends some salad.
Littlefoot:
Garfield: I'll order Chomper a cheeseburger from Five Guys.
Chomper:
Melanie: ...and seashells from my seashell collection for Ruby.
Ruby: Oh, thank you! You're the best!
(TBA)
Tippy:
Spike:
Tippy:
Ducky:
Spike:
Tippy:
Spike:
Ducky:
Tippy:
(Secne switches to Austin and Ed, in an alley.)
Austin: Hello?
Ed:
(Chomper's parents, Keith and Claire with Nick opens their eyes)
Claire: Oh, my head.
Keith: Where are we?
Austin:
Keith:
Nick:
Ed:
Claire:
Austin:
Ed:
Austin:
Nick:
Keith:
Claire:
Austin:
Claire:
Ed:
Keith:
Nick:
Austin:
(Sence swithces to Littlefoot and the gang, back to Rocky apartment)
Rocky's Mother: Smile, dinos! It's a beautiful day out.
Guido: It's not fair that Rocky's not home.
Littlefoot: I think he's out with Thicknose.
Cera: This city is so crowded with humans. They didn't know we were there.
Chomper: I'm so fumed about Boris Lang.
Pterano: And Boris is after the Evil Projector.
Etta: And if he finds it, I fear he will banish and kill us all.
Pterano: What, even a flyer as big as me?
Etta: Yes, Dad. Be careful.
Littlefoot: Ah-CHOO!
Hyp: Say it, don't spray it, hatchling.
Littlefoot: [Sniffs] I got sneezing 'cause this room is dusty. Now me, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, Ruby, Ali, Guido, Hyp, Mutt and Nod are gonna look for Rocky.
Etta: I'll stay with my father.
Pterano: Be careful. Watch out for that Crime Lord!
(Scene switches to Bron, Grandpa Longneck, Grandma Longneck, Mr. Threehorn, Tria, Old One, Ali's Mother, Hyp's Father, Mama Swimmer, and Mama Flyer, finding the young ones on 6th Ave)
Tria:
Ali's Mother:
Bron:
Old One:
Grandpa Longneck:
Bron:
Hyp's Father: Hyp?! Oh.. when I find you, I'm gonna--- (Mr. Threehorn looks at him with an stern look) Oh, right.
Grandma Longneck: Everyone, stop concerning and let's work together!
(Doc comes on W 14th St.) 
Doc: Hello.
Grandpa Longneck:
Hyp's Father: [Gasps] Is that Doc, the Lone Dinosaur?!
Doc: Sure I am, do I need to show you with my tail. (tail whips at the robbers)
Hyp's Father: [Faints]
Bron: Ahem. Ya mind, Tria?
Tria: Well, I might carry him. (to Mama Swimmer) Ahem.
(Mama Swimmer places Hyp's Father on Tria's back)
Mr. Threehorn: So, have you seen our children?
Doc: Hm, those kids, I don't recall seeing them here.
Bron: What do you mean?
Doc: I'm still trying to find them, but this place is heaven. Come on, I'll show you.
(At Jones Alley...)
Littlefoot: Rocky! Rocky! Where are you?!
Cera: Come on, you two! Give me that thing!
Dinah: No, mine!
Cera: Mine!
Dina: Mine! [Grunting]
Big Daddy: All right, whats this ruckus?
Cera:
Big Daddy: Aww, that's nice. Keep on playing.
Cera: No dumb baby, it's mine!
Hyp: Urgh, why you LITTLE! (Chokes Cera)
Mutt: Hyp, what are you doing?!
Hyp: Nothing, just giving this Threehorn... uh... a hug! That's all, he-he.
Big Daddy: I hope your not making an idiot out of yourself. Anyways, foods here! Can you call the kids down here?
Littlefoot:
Lizzie:
Guido: So, what are these tiny longnecks?
Littlefoot: Tinysauruses.
Tricia: [Laughing] Cewa.
Ali:
Ruby:
Skitter:
Big Daddy:
Rocky & Dusty:
Littlefoot:
Lizzie: Who's that "Rocky" guy?
Littlefoot:
Big Daddy:
Cera:
Big Daddy
Well, I won't back down
No I won't back down
You can stand me up at the gates of hell
But I won't back down
Gonna stand my ground
Won't be turned around
And I'll keep this world from draggin' me down
Gonna stand my ground
And I won't back down
Hey baby, there ain't no easy way out
Hey I will stand my ground
And I won't back down
Well I know what's right
I got just one life
In a world that keeps on pushin' me around
But I'll stand my ground
And I won't back down
Hey, baby, there ain't no easy way out
Hey I will stand my ground
And I won't back down
No I won't back down
Littlefoot:
Shorty:
Petrie: Me like this song!
Ducky:
Guido:
Littlefoot:
Big Daddy:
Skitter:
Mutt:
Lizzie:
Littlefoot: Well, we'd better get goin'. There's someone out there I'd met.
Hyp: It's nice meetin' ya!
Cera:
Tricia: Cewa. Foody!
Hyp:
Mutt: Um... who exactly are you going to meet?
Littlefoot: I’m going to meet the tall building. it’s gonna be fun!
Guido: Can we come too?
Littlefoot: Sorry, but it's private.
Nod: Aww...
Hyp:
Ali:
(Camera moves to the rooftops. Boris Lang, his henchmen, Ozzy, Strut, Rhett, Rinkus and Serria were in ready with tranquilizer guns)
Boris Lang: Ah, the SuperTranquilzer 3000, can instantly knock the victim out!
Sam Waterson: Why not use my darn machine gun, I paid $2,000 for this thing!
Ozzy: Shut up, you idiot, they'll hear us!
Strut: (slaps Ozzy) I wish I wasn't working with you egg-eating son of a bit---
Tommy Salman: I thought Ozzy told you to shut your mouth!
Rinkus: Come on! Try to keep up!
Rhett: Coming!
Serria: Just DON'T FLY on me, again!
Rhett: Hey, guys! Rinkus got you guys some Moutain Dew, four-fist discount!
Boris Lang: Dang! I drink beer, not some energy drink!
Cliff Mars: It's a soda, not an energy drink you maggot!
Squid Keaton: Hey look, intruders, Boss!
Rick Moore: What shall we do with him?
Boris Lang: Hold on, (smells) I smell gangster all over him!
(A crashing sound is heard offscreen)
Strut: Sorry, boss!
Boris Lang: [Sighs]
(Scene switches to The Gang)
Littlefoot:
Ali:
Petrie:
Mutt:
Hyp:
Ruby:
Nod: Whaa--?
Hyp: Oh, no! Someone drugged the nine! [Gasps]
(TBA)
Boris Lang:
Hyp:
Mutt:
Nod: We get Wild Arms!
Mutt: Yeah! WILD ARMS!!!
Hyp:
(Then...)
Littlefoot:
Guido:
Littlefoot:
(Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, Ruby, Ali and Guido began hallucinating and The Candy Man by Sammy Jr. plays. During their hallucination, TBA)
(Wild Arms sings Singin' In The Rain! and dances)
Hyp: Uh... Wild Arms.
Wild Arms: What? I'm in the middle of something.
Hyp:
Wild Arms:
Mutt:
Nod:
Wild Arms:
(Back at Rocky's apartment...)
Wild Arms:
Littlefoot: [Moaning] Oh... Huh? Wha--? What happened? What's going on?
Rocky:
Littlefoot:
TBA
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