Annoying Orange: Dr. Bananas/Transcript

Orange: [Motorboating], [sputtering down], Oh no, my motorboat ran out of gas.
Midget Apple: [Groans] It's about time.
Orange: Yeah. Good thing it runs on solar power. [Fluttering lips]
Pear: And it makes the exact same noice? Really?
Orange: [Laughs]
[hovercraft flies above]
Orange: Hey, something [indistinct] is going on here.
Dr. Bananas: Greetings and salutations! I am Dr. Bananas, the inventor of inventions that will both improve your life and blow your mind!
Pear: Whoa!
Orange; Pssh, I bet he dosn't have a solar powered motarboat.
Dr. Bananas: No, but I do have...this!
[Machine noice]
Orange, Pear and Midget Apple: Ooh!
Lime: Hmm, I wonder what that does.
[Machine blast]
Lime: Ah! [Explodes]
[Orange, Pear and Midget Apple Screem]
Dr. Bananas: Sorry guys, but there's no saftey on the annihilator. Speaking of whitch, who wants a annihilator?
Pear: Yeah, I think we're okay on the annihilator front.
Dr Bananas: That's fine. I have many nonlethal inventions as well: Slipper Dippers, Whoopsie Schnookums, and Wham Bam Packy Bams.
[laser blast]
Midget Apple: Oh! Ah! Thank you ma'am. Whoa...
Dr. Bananas: Your're welcome, That'll be $1000. Now, let's talk about you. Is there anything you wish you could have or do?
Orange: Me! Me! Ooh-Ooh! Sometimes I wish there were two of me so i could tell myself knock-knock jokes.
Dr.Bananas: Then perhaps you'd be interested in my Fruitlicator Duplicator.
Orange: Whoa!
Pear: No, you can't do this to us.
Radish: Uh...
Dr. Bananas; You just flip the switch and...
[beam shot]
Radish (Season 4): Ah! [Explodes]
Pear: [Yells in disgust]
Orange: Woah! That was totally rad...ish [laughs]
Midget Apple: [Groans]
Orange: What? Too soon?
Dr. Banana: Whoops, had the dial set to "decimate", ha.
Pear: What? Why would those two options ever be offered on the same dial?
Dr.Bananas: Now tell me, do you ever get annoyed?
Pear: Who? Me?
Dr. Bananas: Yes, you.
Orange: Hey, guess what it sounds like when a motarboat tries to touch it's tounge to it's eye. [Stiffled Raspberry] Mmm...
Pear: [Sighs] Yeah, I suppose I have something like that.
Dr Bananas: Well, worry no more, because Dr. Bananas patented Pester Bester, for all your annoyance avoidence needs, is here at your service.
Pear: Um, hey, that isn't going to decimate anybody, is it?
Dr Bananas: Of course not. There's no "decimate" on this particular dial.
Pear: [unsure] Okay,
[fruit fly noices]
Dr. Banana: Ah-ha, a volunteer. We'll simply point this nozzle in his direction and voila!
[Ray blast]
[Fly noices and explodes]
Pear: Ptew!
Orange: Whoa! Bye bye, Fly! [Laughs]
Dr. Bananas: Oh no, the dial was accidently set to "vaporize."
Pear: Again, why?
Orange: Hey, hey Mr Banana!
Dr. Bananas: My name is still Dr Bananas.
Orange: Sorry. Hey, hey Dr Bandanas!
Dr: Bananas: Not "Bandanas" Bananas.
Orange: Hey! hey, Dr.bananananananananananana!
Dr. Bananas: [Groans] It's like I made his thing just for you.
Orange: Hey! that makes me the best Pester Bester Tester. [laughs]
Dr:Bananal [Groans in annoyance]
Orange: [Stifled raspberry] Mmm...
Dr. Bananas: Ready, Aim, Fire!
[lazer noice] [orange continues motorboating]
Pear: Hmm, nothing happened.
Dr. Bananas: Oh wait, here's the problem. It appears the dial was set to "Pizza Party"!
[Festive music plays and all chears]
Midget Apple: Pizza party! Whoo-hoo!
[Scratch record[
Dr Bananas: Oh wait, I read that wrong. It was actually turned to "Knife."
[Dr Bananas groans in pain, others react in disgust]
Dr Bananas: Why...did...I...put...that...on...the...dial?
[dying choke]
Orange: Well, that's one way to make a banana split. [laughs]
Pear: Orange! Have a little respect, would you?
Orange: Sorry, my mistake. Dr Banana split! [laughs]
Pear: [groans deeply]
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