AUBREY

AUBREY is a bitch and a hoe. She's a crazy liberal SJW Karen democrat who destroys those who didn't vote for (Orange) Joe Biden. If you look at her, she will call it sexual harassment. If you have different opinions than her, she will scream at you about how you're a racist pig and then headbutt your nose. This is because she is fatherless. That is why she is also the leader of a hate group of TERFs called "THE HOOLIGANS".
== Stay away. ==
Do not approach her unless you are a JoJo Reference or are another abhorent wretch on society. To survive an AUBREY attack, you can call one of the Fourteen Deadly CEOs and they'll put her back in her place. She has never won against Infinite, Blocky, nor Frisk. If you're Giygas you can also do a Giygas's Attack to counter her. She bashes people with her baseball bat as a funny EarthBound reference, being that she's from a quirky EarthBound inspired RPG. She even challenges people to go and fight her and will scream at you if you dare bring a knife against her OP skull-crusher. If you point this out to her, she will call you sexist and then kill you to death for being the patriarchy that's how she wins. 
== Why is she like this? ==
You might ask who hurt AUBREY? Well, apparently, it was KEL. He punched her in the face with happiness after the event. She changed her emotion to ANGRY instead of SAD to counter him. She needed things to get angry about to combat KEL as a defense mechanism, so she turned to being angry about men, capitalism, politics, white people, straight people, and Christianity (despite still attending church). She succeeded at becoming a hothead with no redeeming qualities, posting on her blogspot about these issues and getting at least 12 views daily from internet crawlers. Her vitriol and passion rivals that of the Angry Video Game Nerd and Dr. Large. She continued this blog for 4 years until realizing that nobody cares.
That was when SUNNY liked her blog about eating the rich (He thought it was about vore), to which she she took that as unwanted male gaze and blocked him. When it turned out he still existed in the real world and couldn't be blocked there, she tried assaulting him and KEL. When that didn't work, she committed battery on BASIL, her worst enemy. She hates him to death for being a better woman than her, which is pretty fair tbh. She has killed BASIL a whopping times in the last month, and times in total. AUBREY kills BASIL a lot because he told everyone that her favorite song is Angel of Darkness, specifically because of that one MLP PMV. She got arrested and charged with murder in the first degree, and was sent to WaJail for years.
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