Nick Clegg

Nick Clegg is a United Kingdom politician, leader of the Liberal Democrats and deputy prime minister despite in reality having no power whatsoever other than keeping the Conservatives in power by being their coalition partner. However, in reality this is not the case and we are here to to enforce this.
== The Truth ==
In reality, Nick Clegg is a high-ranking member of LOSDES, who plans to turn Wales into a nuclear wasteland and making Grimsby the capital of Europe. To do this, he plans on accusing New Zealand so that they won't have any competition in the world of wool producing. He then plans to fire nukes at New Zealand so he can boast to the rest of the LOSDES about how he's transformed two countries into a radioactive hellhole within hours. Also, when George Orwell wrote his novel 1984, he wanted to warn the people of Britain about how Nick Clegg would travel back in time so he could create a totalitarian superstate.
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