Fire Sale/Transcript

==Transcript== 
The episode starts off in an ice castle in Ice Land
Kootie Pie: The thing I love most abut my new pal is that all these ice mirror that may seem myself everywhere I look. What I don't about my ice pallets IS THAT IT'S FREEZING!! (shivers) I'm so cold I have ice on my feet, I'm plain and blue, and I hate that! I hate being cold! (to her Koopa Troopa servant) I think it stinks, (picks up the Koopa Troopa) I think that you better do something about it before I lose my temper! (throws him on the ground and jumps on him in anger) I want to be warm, I want heat, I want fire! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WAANT IT!!
Due to Kootie jumping on the Koopa Troopa too hard, the latter then goes flying out from his shell, in his boxers and crashes on the ice wall, then his head gets stuck
Kootie Pie: (starts trying to pull the Koopa out) And, most of all 
Kootie pulls the Koopa Troopa out in an ice cube
Kootie Pie: I want it now! 
The ice cube starts melting
Kootie Pie: We are gonna go to Dome City and get Mama Fireplant (throws the Koopa Troopa back in his shell) and bring her back here!
The Koopa Troopa now has his shell backwards
Kootie Pie: I am never gonna be cold again!
In Dome City
Luigi: (offscreen) Mmm, barbecue. (onscreen; in a house) I can taste it already!
Yoshi is staring at the food
Luigi: Dino dogs, bronto burgers
Mario: Mmmm, stoneberry pie
Yoshi eats starts eating the pies with his long tongue
Toadstool: Yikes! There won't be anything let if you don't stop Yoshi from snack-snatching
Mario: Yoshi, you dinner-devouring dino brat, leave some for the rest of us
Yoshi: Oh, sorry
Luigi: Just for that, you ravenous reptile, you can go see mana fireplant and bring back some fireballs to start the barbecue
Yoshi: Oh cacamba, mama fireplant lives on the other side of the river, and I scared of water! (jumps under the table in fright)
Toadstool: It's not so bad, Yoshi. You can take the bridge
At Mama Fireplant's house, Kootie Pie and Koopa Troopa break in through a vent
Mama Fireplant: (offscreen) Who's that coming up through my floor? (onscreen) Well, if it isn't the group some girl for sale
Kootie Pie: You're coming with me, you stupid sprout!
Mama Fireplant: Oh yeah? Take this, luggage skin! (spits out fireball at Kootie)
Kootie Pie jumps in fright and lands on Koopa Troopa, making him fly out of his shell again onto the wall
Mama Fireplant: You think you're hot! (chuckles)
Kootie Pie: We'll see about that, you hot-headed water cultural heap! 
Kootie Pie throws the Koopa Troopa's shell on Fireplant's mouth, forcing it shut. Kootie Pie goes over to her plant pot and starts pushing it
Kootie Pie: (grunting) Mama, you've been putting on weight!
Yoshi then arrives at the bridge and has almost made it to Mama Fireplant's house
Yoshi: Ohhh, buckle bumchuck! I hate water! I can do it! But, do I have to do it now?
Inside the house, Mana Fireplant is with Kootie Pie and Koopa Troopa
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Mama Fireplant: (spits out shell) Put me down, you repulsive rotten reptiles! HEEEELLLLP!! KIDNAPPERS!
Yoshi: (hears screaming from outside) Mama Fireplant's in trouble! I gotta help!
Yoshi starts walking through the bridge, but clumsy slips over and his teeth end up on the rope and he falls into the water
Yoshi: I'm coming, Mama Fireplant!
Mama Fireplant: I'm gonna bust through your behalf!
Kootie Pie manages to get Mama Fireplant through the hole, then before the Koopa Troopa leaves, goes for this shell
Mama Fireplant: (offscreen) You're getting me all steamed out, I mean it! You get me all whipped up!
Koopa Troopa grabs his shell and jumps through the hole
Yoshi: (offscreen) I coming, I coming (enters house) I here! But where's Mama Fireplant?
Still in the same scene, but Mario, Luigi and Toadstool are in the scene and Mario is trying to lift the vent open
Luigi: Maybe we should file a missing plant report
Mario: Ha, mystery solved. There's a Warp Tube under this great (breaks the vent open)
Mario's pressure forces him to fall back onto Luigi and make him slip to an ice cube and Luigi crashes on the others
Luigi: Sorry big brother, I slipped on that melting ice
Mario: Ice? Where'd that come from?
Luigi: Umm, Mama Fireplant was defrosting her freezer?
Mario: Mama Fireplant must've been kidnapped. She would never allow ice in her dome
Luigi: The last time I saw ice was in Ice Land. Maybe the kidnappers took her there
Toadstool: We must get her back, Mario! It's too cold, she'll die in Ice Land!
Yoshi: There's ice and there's water?
Toadstool: (chuckles) No, Yoshi, ice is frozen water, it's solid.
Luigi: Are you sure this will take us there?
Mario: Do Koopa Troopas have shells? Besides, little brother, if I wasn't sure, would I do this? (picks up Luigi and throws him into the Warp Tube) Let's go! (jumps in Warp Tube)
Toadstool: Next stop, Ice Land! (jumps in Warp Tube)
Then Yoshi jumps in Warp Tube
Then the Warp Tube takes all of them to the skies of Ice Land and they all land on a pad running on a trail line
Mario: I'm sure glad to have something solid under my feet again!
Luigi points at the pad coming to the end of the trailed line and they go flying
Yoshi: Bubba babushka! This is fun!
Mario: There's another platform below us!
Mario spots them to be landing toward a brick platform
Mario and Toadstool: (screaming)
They all manage to land safely, but Luigi's hands land on the edge of the brick platform
Mario: Don't worry, little brother, I'll give you a hand up, and you've been hitting the line waiting, Luigi. (chuckles)
Toadstool: Oh no, Paragoombas!
Four Paragoombas are headed at Mario and the gang, they manage to dodge and the Paragoombas fly away
Mario: That was close, little brother. (notices Luigi is missing) Little brother?
Luigi: (falling through the skies) Mario!
Mario: Luigi!
Toadstool: (gasps) Mario, the Paragoombas!
Mario: I'm going for them!
Mario jumps up from block to block, then jumps and attacks the Paragoombas
Mario: Well, that's that, the only problem is... huh? What now?
Mario starts falling from the skies and Toadstool catches him to save him
Toadstool: I've got him!
Yoshi pulls Toadstool with his tail, but they all fall and they land in another Warp Tube
The Warp Tube takes them to Ice Land and they land in snow
Mario: We gotta go back and find Luigi!
Luigi: (offscreen) You said it, big brother!
Mario: Yeah, he'd do it for me
Luigi: In a minute!
Mario: Luigi!
Mario jumps in the snow and finds Luigi. They cheer and chuckle together
Luigi: What kept you?
Toadstool: Mario, pay attention, we've gotta find Mama Fireplant fast! It's so warm look at all the slush! 
It is raining and the ice appears to be falling
Toadstool: Ice Land is melting!
Yoshi: (thinking about water) Oh, that means... dumdy-dum-dum, WATER!
Mario: And lots of it, if Ice Land melts, all of Dinosaur World will be flooded! Mama Fireplant will be extinguised forever!
In the room where Mama Fireplant is being held captive in Kootie Pie's castle, there are fireballs around Kootie Pie's throne, producing the heat she wanted
Kootie Pie: Now this is more like it!
Mama Fireplant: Listen, you lady-lounch lizard, if you don't put me back to Dome City, the cave people will freeze!
Kootie Pie: They can buy fireballs from me! I'll have a fire sale, I'll be rich! Now, let's have more heat or I know one pesky hurve that's gonna end up in the frozen food section!
Mama Fireplant then starts singing a song The Kootie Pie Rap
♪Kootie Pie Rap! Kootie Pie Rap!♪
Mama Fireplant: ♪People be cold unless they buy their fire from a creep called Kootie Pie!♪
♪Kootie Pie Rap! Kootie Pie Rap♪
Mama Fireplant: ♪She doesn't care if you freeze like ice. She's one bad lady and she ain't very nice!♪
♪Kootie Pie Rap! Kootie Pie Rap♪
Mama Fireplant: ♪Kootie Pie, Kootie Pie, you're such trash, the two things you love are yourself and cash!♪
♪Kootie Pie Rap! Kootie Pie Rap!♪
Mama Fireplant: ♪She's got me trapped! Oh my, oh my, I gotta get away from Kootie Pie. She thinks she's got me, but I think not, (spots out fireball) I'm gonna make this place get really hot!♪
♪Kootie Pie Rap! Kootie Pie Rap♪
Suddenly, water spills on Kootie Pie due to the place melting and Mario and the gang arrive. Mario tries to walk through the waters to Kootie Pie, but he steps on an Urchin and freezes. Luigi and Toadstool do the same, but they end up stepping on Urchins and freezing
Yoshi: They've been stung by porcupine fish, that means they won't be able to move until it wears off. Binga-banga, it's all up to me to save Mama Fireplant!
Yoshi walks through the ice, but stops at the water
Yoshi: Oh no, water!
Kootie Pie walks up to Yoshi
Kootie Pie: How about a swimming lesson? I hate it when people try to steal back what I already stolen!
Kootie Pie accidentally steps on an Urchin and freezes
Mama Fireplant: Uh-oh! I'm sealy! Goodbye world! We had a hot old time!
Yoshi: I gotta save her!
Yoshi starts pushing Mama Fireplant's pot out of the castle, Mama Fireplant grabs frozen Mario, Luigi and Toadstool before they exit
Back at Dome City, Mama Fireplant's house
Mama Fireplant: All I gotta say is, it's great to be home, but I think the hottest thing in Dome City is my little dino hero. Honey, you can light my fire anytime
Toadstool: I wonder what happened to Kootie Pie
Kootie Pie is lying under a pile of ice
Kootie Pie: (shivering) Get me out of here! It's freezing! I never been this cold in my life! (to Koopa Troopa) Are you listening to me?
Kootie Pie's Koopa Troopa sevrant just ignores her and reads his comic in peace
Kootie Pie: I'm turning blue again, I hate blue! I hate cold! It's not fair!
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