April Fools 2023

"Cards now have a chance to get a critical hit:
Every card in the game will now have base 5% chance of landing a critical hit while in combat, allowing them to deal 2x damage!
Every card drawn or added to your hand will now come with a random prefix:
These come in a variety making your cards stronger and weaker, even boosting critical chance or damage! Note: some modifiers are absolutely going to soft lock with specific cards, please don't bother reporting these in the error channels
We hope these changes will help to resolve the Skill Issues you all have by making the game more random, therefore removing as much requirement of skill as possible!
PRESS G ON YOUR TURN TO AIRHORN"
 List of April Fools 2023 Modifiers
MODIFIER 	Game Text 	Description
Chaotic 	Replace this action's effect with summoning a random fighter and triggering it's effect as if it was cast.	Replace this action's effect with summoning a random fighter and triggering its effect as if it was cast.
Charged 	This card has Haste. 	Charge passive added.
Clan 	Good decks run AoE. 	If the card is a fighter, then during your end step, it fills your field with normal copies of itself, then sets the stats of all allied fighters to 150/150.
Colourless 	Cost changed to 2 Colourless studs, Now a Colourless card. 	Now a Colourless card. Cost can become Free, 2C, or 5C.
Creepy 	Replace this action's effect with giving a random player Lezus. 	Replace this action's effect with giving a random player Lezus.
Deer Hunter 	This card deals 10x combat damage to targets with 'Fluff' in their name. 	This card deals 10x combat damage to targets with 'Fluff' in their name. Does not include flufflefunz face card.
Efficient 	-1 Colourless Cost 	-1C.
Fragile 	Takes 200 more damage from effects and combat 	Takes 200 more damage from effects and combat.
Fried 	This card is now part of the Shedletsky Group. 	This card is now part of the Shedletsky Group.
Glass Cannon	-95% Health, +1000% Power. 	-95% Health, +1000% Power.
Godly 	+75% Health, +75% Power. 	+75% Health, +75% Power.
Hardy 	+50% Health 	+50% Health.
Immobile 	+200% Health, Can't Attack. 	Actually doubles the health of the fighter, and gives it AttackBlock.
Inconsistent	+20% Crit Chance, +100% Crit Damage, -50% Power 	+20% Crit Chance, +100% Crit Damage, -50% Power.
Inept 	+1 Colourless Cost 	+1C.
Living 	Your action now has sentience. 	Manifested as 100/100.
Lucky 	+25% Crit Chance, +25% Crit Damage 	+25% Crit Chance, +25% Crit Damage.
Miracle 	Cast this action for free if its your first turn. 	Cast this action for free if it's your first turn.
MZH-born 	Cast this for a colourless stud if your opponent has seven or more fighters. 	Cast this for a Colourless Stud if your opponent has seven or more fighters.
Noobified 	If this card's effect would transform, summon, or give a card, replace that card with a Noob. 	If this card's effect would transform, summon, or give a card, replace that card with a Noob.
Overloading 	+50% Crit Chance, Gains Overload. 	+50% Crit Chance, Gains Overload.
Pathetic 	Health and Power set to 1. 	1/1 stats.
Precise 	+10% Crit Chance, +200% Crit Damage 	+10% Crit Chance, +200% Crit Damage.
Pythagorean 	This card deals combat damage based Pythagoreanally off its Health and Power. 	This card deals combat damage equal to the square root of its health squared plus its power squared, rounded to the nearest multiple of 100.
Regenerating	This card has Regen. 	Regen passive.
Repetitive 	Get another copy of this after casting it. 	Get another copy of this after casting it.
Resilient 	Takes 200 less damage from effects and combat 	Actually takes 200 less damage from effects only.
Unwanted 	Ban Yourself. 	The card's cost becomes 1R and the effect is replaced with Unwanted Trend's effect.
Wide 	If part of this card's effect were to target a single fighter, it targets all fighters instead. 	If part of this card's effect were to target a single fighter, it targets all fighters instead.
World-Wide 	This card is now a terrain. 	This card is now a terrain. Animating the card results in Maladeity's Pustule.
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