Checkout Chad

Checkout Chad is a God Like Being most Notable for being a Hero. You know All those Pictures? Well there's a darker, more sinister reality to that many don't see: And it's that The Wonderbread Woman has to Leave the Store. She has to Pay for the Bread She's Purchased. Now, maybe she doesn't.
This is where Checkout Chad comes in. They Stand (I Would say Sit, but Reality is Cruel and Unkind) there and Scan all of Her Breads. And when She gets Mad that's She's Purchased Far too Much Bread for her Paycheck to Handle, Checkout Chad is the one to make sure that No Damage comes to The Store. They need the money that their establishment will shovel into their Bank Account, store can't be getting Damaged on Their Account!
== Trivia ==
Due to their time spent trapped in Retail, Checkout Chad Has Enough Power to Kill All of us Simply by Thinking Horrid Thoughts. Yes! This Includes myself! 
* Checkout Chad Defeated Gender as an Example of their Strength.