I Love SpongeBot: Featuring Travis and Kelpy

I Love SpongeBot: Featuring Travis and Kelpy is the third episode of the first season of Discord Crib.
==Plot==
 and obsessively love . Meanwhile, , , and discuss on wether Travis is a sexual predator or not.
==Cast==
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*Mrs Chanandler Bong as Vanessa
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* as Kelpy
* as Calaz
* as Phillydan
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* as travis x vanessa
==Transcript==
This episode is dedicated to and in loving memory of all those who were globalled due to the racial slur incident. May they rest in peace.
Calaz: Remember when SpongeBot was this ESB-influenced, ZeoSpark sounding, overly sensitive, serious looking, bitch ass ni--
SBCA: you do realize several people were globalled because of a joke in the discord crib comments
Calaz: yeah but
Vanessa:but what I think he's trying to say is that he thinks spongebot has changed
SBCA: tbh he did pull off a 180 by the middle of 2017
Calaz: lol he did
SBCA: i remember the old spongebot
SBCA: in fact, i miss the old spongebot
Vanessa: straight from the go spongebot
SBCA: chop up the soul spongebot
Vanessa: set on his goals spongebot
SBCA: i hate the new spongebot
Vanessa: the bad mood spongebot
SBCA: the always rude spongebot
Vanessa: spaz in the news spongebot
SBCA: i miss the sweet spongebot
Vanessa: chop on the beats spongebot
Calaz: yeah him and cicicity were arguing earlier because spongebot blocked me because I asked him as a joke and when I went to discord to ask him he started saying I violated the coppa for being underage even though I'm actually aloud to be on the wiki now and so cicicity started defending me
SBCA: fuck you
Calaz: I agree
Vanessa: (we had our first musical number on the show)
Vanessa: (and you ruined it)
Calaz: I agree
SpongeBot: Hi did someone call me
SBCA: does spongebot get the references tho @vanessa
Vanessa: no
SpongeBot: SpongeBot dont get it
Vanessa: because the day spongebot admits his love for Kanye is the day pigs fly
SpongeBot: but pigs can fly in minecraft
RTheNoob has joined the server.
RTheNoob: hi guys i just wanted to advertise my new spongebob x minecraft spin-off, it's releasing real soon and i'd like you guys to sign up for it
Udontknowmyname11a: hi mom
(sbca while writing the episode): okay you damn fools got your cameo in the series, you happy now?
SpongeBot: your show will be irrelevant even before you create a sign up blog for it
RTheNoob: yeah, I know, i'm just here to be in the show
SBCA: At least he's self-aware about it
SeemsGood: i want to be in discord crib btw travis x vanessa
Vanessa: >travis x vanessa
Vanessa: you dont even know me HOW
Jasbre: 
yer a bustaurdo
SeemsGood: i got that nickname from pluto's quote in the first discord crib episode
SeemsGood: oh shit
did i break the fourth wall?
Vanessa: Stop forcing the meme
SeemsGood: wat meme
travis x vanessa?
Vanessa: its pretty obvious with the 4th wall comment that you're trying to be in a discord crib episode
SeemsGood: lol
i do
damn
Jasbre: fool
Vanessa: loof
SpongeBot: blasted buffoon
Pluto: I predict the "EAGLES WIN SUPERBOWL" !.Which means the falcons lose.:(which means im sad.but that Does not matter now,You scrubs!!
Kelpy: Hey I found this underaged boy using his big boy words
Calaz: fuck the eagles i would have won the fantasy league if they didn't win
Phillydan: what did you fucking say
Phillydan: fandom should global you just for saying that
Kelpy: Philly's the type of white boy to act black
Phillydan: Kelpy's the type of Asian to act black
SBCA: philly you fucking c**t
SBCA: you misspelled sbca
Kelpy: Philly, you're as black as a man who supports Trump
Phillydan: well, I do support Trump
Phillydan: and you should too
Travis: moderate conservatives is an oxymoron
Vanessa: listening to the 1997 year-end hot 100
Travis: no one cares
Vanessa: ok
Travis: whatever, as they say in spanish, bernie habría ganado
Kelpy: copied off of google translate
Travis: WHAT
Travis: no it was not
Phillydan: yes it was
Travis: no it wasn't, i take spanish class okay
Travis: i know how to speak spanish
Phillydan: because you spent 8 hours putting random words into google translate
Kelpy: plus the only language other than English that you know is the one Bill Cosby speaks
Travis: are you implying that i am a sexual predator
Kelpy: yes
Travis: well clearly you don't have much of a problem with sexual predators
Kelpy: towards Bernie and Jeremy and the preschoolers in your town and what makes you think that
Phillydan: how about me
Travis: the fact that you wanted one to be our president
Phillydan: eh Kelpy thinks I’m a sexual predator
Kelpy: i do
Vanessa: i agree
SBCA: i'm inactive
Travis: well philly you probably are #RoyMoore2024
Phillydan: because I have sexual fantasies towards my girlfriend
Travis: ew, tho i know vanessa has sexual fantasies toward me
Phillydan: you sniffed her tits, even tho you’re gay
Travis: i'm not gay
Kelpy: you had a three way with Bernie and Jeremy
Travis: yes and it was amazing
Kelpy: i'll quote you on that
Travis: you know they say, "if you have sexual fantasies toward a woman, that's a sign that you're gay"
Kelpy: wait what
Phillydan: who has ever said that
Travis: i do
Kelpy: well you’re a gay socialist so your opinion doesn’t count
Vanessa: is travis gay?
Travis: no
Travis: and i'm not a socialist either
Vanessa: so are you bi?
Travis: yes
The Imperial Ghost: hi everyone.
The Imperial Ghost: FOCKZ KEDZ.
Travis: didnt you have sexual fantasies for me as well
The Imperial Ghost: twenty-sixteen was a weird time.
The Imperial Ghost: anyway, ni---
FANDOM: this series is officially globalled
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