Monolophosaurus: The Loner

Monolophosaurus: The Loner is a terrible TV show that makes The Super Duper Lythronax Show look decent, because of how bad it is.
== Plot ==
Each episode, the titular Monolophosaurus commits a crime and goes to jail, only to break out and eat a Stickman. It has nothing to do with the title, since the Monolophosaurus is usually in public every time he's on screen (or at least with someone else around).
== Episodes ==
=== Season 1 (Monolophosaurus Commits Various Crimes) ===
Monolophosaurus Commits Tax Fraud: Monolophosaurus decides that his taxes don't matter, and he gets caught by the police.
Monolophosaurus Commits 1st Degree Murder: Monolophosaurus gets slapped by a random Stickman, so he comes up with a complicated plan to create the Death Slapper, and it works.
Monolophosaurus Commits 2nd Degree Murder: Monolophosaurus shoots a different Monolophosaurus (using a Glock) after the latter eats his pie.
Monolophosaurus Commits 3rd Degree Murder: Monolophosaurus accidentally steps on a Compsognathus, and faces trial (as usual).
Monolophosaurus Hijacks an Airplane: Monolophosaurus goes to visit his mom in Texas, but the plane's going to Florida, so he changes direction, and faces the court.
Monolophosaurus Commits Arson: Monolophosaurus only came to visit Mom in Texas so he could burn down the piano that they never play, but then he accidentally burns the house down in the process.
Monolophosaurus Robs a Bank: After he goes in debt, Monolophosaurus decides to steal money from the Shunosaurus National Bank. It doesn't end well.
Monolophosaurus Commits Identity Theft: Monolophosaurus, unaware of how identity theft is not a joke and how millions of families suffer from it every year, decides to steal the President's identity, also unaware of how he is NOT a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Monolophosaurus Commits GTA: Monolophosaurus steals some guy's car.
Monolophosaurus Commits Manslaughter: Monolophosaurus runs over the guy who he stole the car from.
=== Season 2 (Monolophosaurus Kills People in Various Ways) ===
Monolophosaurus Slaps Someone to Death: Simply put, Monolophosaurus brings back the Death Slapper to slap his school bully (A Cryolophosaurus) for slapping him with a stick, but it goes too far.
Monolophosaurus Shoots a Stickman in the Head: Monolophosaurus gets filled with adrenaline one day, and shoots a Stickman for no reason.
Monolophosaurus Stabs a Karen to Death: Monolophosaurus decides to stab the local Karen to death for no other reason than "OH GOD THE ADRENALINE IS KICKING IN SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR WIFE".
Monolophosaurus Fails a Driving Test: After a dinosaur fan makes a video about how utterly stupid this show is, Monolophosaurus "accidentally" runs over that person.
Monolophosaurus Finally Uses a Grenade: After a Dilophosaurus steals the Triforce of Wisdom, Monolophosaurus has to save the Power Rangers from Darth Vader and his army of Goombas (also Monolophosaurus blows the Dilophosaurus up).
Monolophosaurus Smothers a Standard Captain: Monolophosaurus gains temporary Ultra Instinct for saving a refrigerator from a tree, and then using it to smother a Standard Captain with a bunch of Mario pillows.
Monolophosaurus Forces a Herrerasaurus to Experience Kinetic Energy: After a stunning turn of events, Monolophosaurus is being sued for killing someone who didn't want to be killed. He carried out the murder with a bunch of Minecraft Chickens.
Monolophosaurus, the US Trained Sniper with 1 confirmed kill: Monolophosaurus decides to get over 300 confirmed kills, but he only gets the one kill. Wait, how'd he even get to be a US Trained Sniper, he committed various crimes!
Monolophosaurus Has Dinner: Monolophosaurus eats a Stickman for dinner. That's it.
Monolophosaurus Uses a Shotgun: Monolophosaurus finds a shotgun while walking by a school, and decides to blow someone's head clean off.
Monolophosaurus Smacks Someone With His Tail: Monolophosaurus smacks a Stickman with his tail.
Monolophosaurus, the Pusher of Standard Captains Off of Cliffs: It's what the title says.
Monolophosaurus Mutilates a Child: Monolophosaurus walks by some kid saying "Lythronax is cringe" and takes action immediately. At least the parents don't know...yet.
Monolophosaurus Bludgeons 20 People: Monolophosaurus spends a Saturday afternoon bludgeoning people with his Lythronax body pillow.
Monolophosaurus Learns How to Morb: After the parents of the child he mutilated file a report, Monolophosaurus knows he isn't quite strong enough to fight the FBI, so he heads to the local theater, where the hit film Morbius is playing.Through the power of Morbius, Monolophosaurus learns the art of Morbing, and practices it on the other person in the theater.
Monolophosaurus Causes the Death of 23 People At Once: After learning how to Morb, Monolophosaurus intentionally gets caught by the FBI. In court, Monolophosaurus waits until the perfect opportuntity to unleash his maximum power Morb, destroying the court and killing everyone inside it.
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