Get a Job!

Get a Job! is the first episode of NEW Super Mario Bros. Super Show.
=== Cast ===
* Mario
* Luigi
* Gray Toad
* Kooper
* Orange Toad
* Blue Yoshi
=== Plot ===
The episode starts with Mario's alarm clock going off at 1:00 PM. Mario jumps out of bed and runs down the hallway in his boxers. He then jumps out the window next to Luigi.
Luigi: Well, guess I need a new window.
Luigi spills his coffee out the window.
Luigi: Darn it.
Luigi's coffee spills on Mario's head. Mario licks some of it.
Mario: YAHOO!
Mario runs around in circles at the speed of light. There is a knock on the door. Mario jumps through the wall next to the window he broke.
Mario: I'LL GET IT!
Mario runs downstairs. Mario pulls the door off it's hinges and throws it through the wall.
Luigi (Off-Screen): Oh great, the door too!
Gray Toad: I am here to see if someone by the name of Mario has a job.
Mario: Oh.
Mario suddenly stops being hyperactive.
Mario: I'd slam the door on you, but it's in the ocean.
Gray Toad: If you don't have a job, I am repossessing your house.
Luigi: You're repossessing our house? What kind of law is this?
Gray Toad: The law states anyone over 16 in the Mushroom Kingdom must have a job. I will give you a week. If Mario does not have a job by then, I will be taking your house. And Mario, do me a favor and put on some clothes.
Luigi: Well, Mario, I guess you're getting a job.
Mario gets on his knees.
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Monday*
Mario is outside Kooper's house.
Mario: KOOPER! KOOPER! KOOPER! KOOPER! KOOPER!
Kooper opens the door.
Kooper: What?
Mario: Do you know any place where I can find help wanted papers?
Kooper: Go to the abandoned house in Mushroom City.
Kooper slams the door.
Mario: LUIGI! LUIGI!
Kooper: Get out of here!
Mario begins to walk away.
Mario: LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI!
Mario and Luigi are looking at papers in the abandoned house.
Luigi: I don't see any jobs you would like.
Mario: My tongue id stuck to dis paper.
Luigi: Why did you lick it? It's not an evelope. Any why is there glue on it?
Mario shrugs.
*One hour later*
Luigi is trying to pull the paper off of Mario's tongue, and finally pulls it off.
Mario: I'm free! Oh, look, a basketball! YEET!
Mario throws the basketball towards the net in the back of the room, and it badly misses.
Mario: Oh my gosh! I'm gonna be a pro basketball player!
Mario runs off.
Luigi: Wait, Mario!
Luigi facepalms.
Orange Toad: If you're a pro basketball player, then prove it.
Mario: OK!
Mario throws a basketball, and it hits the backboard and then the floor.
Orange Toad: You have two more tries.
Mario throws a second basketball, which bounced off the backboard again, but then onto various parts of the room, then hits Luigi in the face, which knocks him over.
Mario: Third time's the charm.
In slow motion, the basketball misses the net and hits Orange Toad on the head. Mario walks away slowly.
Luigi: So, Yoshi, can Mario have a job here at Yoshi Tech Industries?
Blue Yoshi: I don't know...
Mario: Why? I'd be perfect for this job!
Mario elbows a beaker, to which a light blue liquid pours out.
Blue Yoshi: No.
*Saturday*
Gray Toad: Mario?
Mario: What?
Gray Toad: I presume you have the official papers?
Mario: Let me go get them.
Mario walks away, then comes back with a battering ram which he uses to knock Gray Toad into the ocean.
Mario: Problem solved.
*Credits Roll*
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Category:NEW Super Mario Bros. Super Show Episodes