Joe Diddly-Lang-Lang-Ching-Chang-Ming-Dennis-Son-Choy-Pow-Omae-Wa-Mou-Shindeiru

Joe Diddly-Lang-Lang-Ching-Chang-Ming-Dennis-Son-Choy-Pow-Omae-Wa-Mou-Shindeiru was a Kaleesh male living in the second level of Coruscant's underworld. He was the adoptive father of Billy Diddly-Lang-Lang-Ching-Chang-Ming-Dennis-Son-Choy-Pow-Omae-Wa-Mou-Shindeiru, a Sullustan child who was murdered during the clone wars.
== Early Life ==
Born to a single mother in the deep undercity of Coruscant, young Joe was sold off to a local gang so that his mother could fuel her severe spice addiction. For his entire childhood he was made to participate in local pit fights, where he was quite successful for his age. However, his guardians still treated him as if he were a slave and at the age of 9 he made the dangerous decision to escape from his captors in search of someone to look after him. Miraculously, the boy slipped through the fingers of his devious handlers and made his way to the first building he saw; the DLLCCMDSCPOWMS Bakery located just down the street, owned by the respected Sullustan baker Quinggong Diddly-Lang-Lang-Ching-Chang-Ming-Dennis-Son-Choy-Pow-Omae-Wa-Mou-Shindeiru. Quinggong Diddly-Lang-Lang-Ching-Chang-Ming-Dennis-Son-Choy-Pow-Omae-Wa-Mou-Shindeiru and his wife Deborah took Joe in as their son and taught him the mysterious family baking techniques passed down from generation to generation in the Diddly-Lang-Lang-Ching-Chang-Ming-Dennis-Son-Choy-Pow-Omae-Wa-Mou-Shindeiru lineage. (WIP)
== Adulthood ==
(WIP)
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