Kyle/Christmas

==Singers==
*Kyle
*Pushing Up Roses
*Scooby-Doo (cameos in opening, scene with Paw and ending)
*Shaggy Rogers (cameos in opening, scene with Paw and ending)
*Velma Dinky (cameos in opening, scene with Paw and ending)
*Daphne Blake (cameos in opening, scene with Paw and ending)
*Fred Jones (cameos in opening, scene with Paw and ending)
*Bennett the Sage
*Blossom (cameos in opening, scene with Paw and ending)
*Bubbles (cameos in opening, scene with Paw and ending)
*Buttercup (cameos in opening, scene with Paw and ending)
*Todd In the Shadows
*Last Angry Geek
*Ed
*Edd
*Eddy
*Nostalgia Critic
*Johnny Test
*Dukey Test
*Susan and Mary Test
*The Test Parents
*Linkara
*Nash
*Film Brain
*Rap Critic
*Obscurus Lupa
*Phelous
==Lyrics==
*Kyle: Once a year, everyone said it.
*Every year so they don't miss it.
*Once a year, they say it.
*They always said....
*Pushing Up Roses and the Mystery Inc gang: Christmas!
*Bennett The Sage and the Powerpuff Girls: Christmas!
*Todd In The Shadows: Christmas!
*Last Angry Geek and the Eds: Christmas!
*Nostalgia Critic and the Tests: Christmas!
*Kyle: In 1946 the Reich had fallen 
*And France no longer said “Sieg Heil!” 
*And from this new status quo 
*Came a man named Jean Cocteau 
*And he made a fairy tale... 
*Linkara: Good morning, Kyle!
(spoken)
*Kyle: Good morning Monsieur!
*Linkara: Where are you off to?
*Kyle: Reviewing a movie. I found the most wonderful story about the nature of love and the creative process and an allusion to Orpheus...
*Linkara: That’s nice. Viga! More cybermats! Hurry up!
*The Tests: The holiday is coming
*We're back from window hopping
*Susan and Mary: So grab a pen and paper
*Or jump on the computer with guiles
*Johnny and Dukey: Before you can a merry Christmas
*You must have a marry listmas
*Johnny and Chorus: To avoid being dumb like Kyle
*Ed, Edd, Eddy, Nash, Film Brain and Rap Critic: Look there he goes
*He thinks he’s smart or something
*A most pretentious cinephile
*Obscurus Lupa: With a condescending gaze
*Phelous: And an allergy to praise
*All Eight: What a brows-held-high prick, that Kyle!
*Chris the Nerd: (Holding a DVD of Batman and Robin) It sucks! 
*Ianonne: It blows!
*Miss Nightmare: (Holds The Nightmare before Christmas manga) It killed my childhood! 
*Morgan Leger and Mikey Insanity: (holding dvd copies of Mars Need Moms) It’s bad!
*JonTron and Media Hunter: (holding dvd copies of Foodfight) It’s worse! 
*Linkara: (Holds a DVD copy of Alone in the Dark) It's Uwe Boll! 
*Rosenhacker: It's dumb!
*Shea: It’s weird!
*Nostalgia Cirtic, Hugh Test and R.L. King: (Holds DVD copies of Pearl Harbor) It’s got Ben Affleck! 
*Kyle: It delves into a tortured artist's soul!
*Johnny: Racing cars, candy, video games
*Lilian Test: A homemade scarf, homemade card, and new hair styles
*Hugh Test: A family that is sane
*That isn't really blank
*Johnny, Susan, Mary, the Mystery Inc. gang, the Powerpuff Girls, Nostlagia Chick, and Townspeople: And isn't a tortured soul like Kyle
*Diamanda Hagan: He only touches films we’ve never heard of 
*Can you believe he has such guile? 
*Omega Geek: Why should we click on a link 
*If we don’t know what to think? 
*Both: No, I just don’t understand the ways of Kyle.
*Kyle: Oh, it needs no announcing, 
*Just how many hearts this tale has moved. 
*Even if they fail pronouncing 
*The name “Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve”
*Susan and Mary: Plutonium, magnesium and Dino DNA
*Dukey (spoken): I just want bacon
*Johnny: No really bad clothes that suck
*Hugh: Jewelry?
*Lilian: It must be something small
*Susan and Mary: More lab mice,
*Some genes to spices,
*And a Gil that is 10 feel tall
*Dukey (spoken): Again, I just want bacon
*Paw: Hello, I’m Paw and now it’s time for Best/Worst! 
*The best is obviously me! 
*And the worst is yonder snob 
*Who disliked Les Misérables 
*Do I really have to spell it out? 
*Chorus: I think you have to spell it out 
*Paw and Chorus: Alright, let’s spell it out! K-Y-L-E! 
(spoken)
*Jerk: And that why I think that High Jackman could have made a great Walt Disney. This is Some Jerk With A Camera signing out
*Chester: OMG! THAT WAS THE GREATEST REVIEW I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! You got to be the best reviewer of both Reviewers Unknown and Mr Coat and Friends.
*Jerk: Yep.
*Chester: The only ones that can changes you is a simple reviewer.
*Jerk: It's true, Chester and I chose to start in my next review, Kyle
*Chester: From Brows Held High?
*Jerk: He's the one. The lucky reviewer of cinema. That makes him the best. And do I like the best of everything
*Chester: Yeah, but...
*Jerk: In 1991 the Mouse was thriving 
*With Eisner, Katzenberg and Wells 
*When the studio unveiled 
*A new-fangled fairy tale 
*With a story line that rang a couple Belles.... 
*Chorus: Hey look! Some Jerk! 
*He’s got a camera! 
*Who’s he? Dunno 
*I thought you knew 
*I think he does 
*Reviews of Disney 
*I’ve never seen his show so I’ve no clue 
*Johnny: The holidays are here
*So your list must be clear
*Go save some for the top
*For the thing you like a lot
*Last Angry Geek: It sucks! 
*Pushing Up Roses It blows! 
*Todd In The Shadows: It's crap! 
*Bennett The Sage: It's a rag!
*Morgan: It's a mindcrap!
*NOSTALGIA CRITIC: It's worse than cancer! 
*LAST ANGRY GEEK: It's overrated! 
*PUSHING UP ROSES: It's meh! 
BENNETT THE SAGE: It's drek! 
*TODD IN THE SHADOWS: It's bleh! 
*LAST ANGRY GEEK: It's wack! 
*PUSHING UP ROSES: I feel unclean! 
*KYLE: So let's review! 
*Sampled Vocal: It stinks! 
*LAST ANGRY GEEK: It hurts! 
*TODD IN THE SHADOWS: It's heck! 
*BENNETT THE SAGE: I HATE! 
*NOSTALGIA CRITIC: It has no answers! 
*PUSHING UP ROSES: It's not that good! 
*KYLE: A timeless masterpiece of silver screen! 
*Jerk: I’ll make that guy review a film we’ve SEEN! 
*The Tests: Because you can't have a Merry Christmas 
*Without a Merry Listmas! 
Chorus: Look over there at the annoying douchebag 
*Who puts the artsy crap on trial! 
*What a wretched human bein’! 
*Insane Ian: I like him! 
*Jerk: Shut up, Ian! 
*KYLE: For my show’s next cinematic feast 
*I’m doing Beauty and the Beast! 
*JERK: Well ya better do it RIGHT at least! 
*CHORUS: HE’S KYYYYYYYYYLE! 
*Hewy Toommore: It sucks! 
*Nostalgia Chick: It sucks! 
*Todd: It sucks! 
*Nostalgia Critic: it sucks it sucks it sucks!
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