Transcripts/The Return

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode The Return.
Hyrule Castle, Outside. 
A lightning strike is seen for a split second, with the sound of thunder following.
King Harkinian is seen alone inside the castle, with the lights off.
Someone enters the castle off-screen. The camera reveals it to be Duke Onkled.
King Harkinian: Boi, 
Duke Onkled: Ah!
Harkinian: you got some nerve, showing up in my castle unannounced.
Onkled: But-
Harkinian *interrupting*: You haven't paid your taxes in a month, so I have no money for dinner this morning.
An X-Wing is heard flying by off-screen.
Onkled: You see...
Harkinian: Onkled... 
The latter flinches.
Harkinian: Have a seat.
Onkled sits down, afraid. 
silence
Harkinian turns around to him, and the lights go back on.
Harkinian: HA! I'm just fucking with you, boi! 
Onkled's eyes widen. 
Harkinian *off-screen*: You paid your taxes on time. 
Harkinian *after looking away*: You can leave if you want. 
Onkled immediately runs out of the castle and slams the door behind him.
Harkinian: Hmph.
beat
Someone else enters the castle. The camera reveals it to be a mysterious figure related to Gwonam.
Harkinian: You're here to pay your taxes?
???: Not quite.
Harkinian: Huh?! 
He quickly turns around.
Harkinian: Gwonam?! I thought you were on vacation!
??? *off-screen*: He IS on vacation. 
???: I'M not.
He turns on the lights and the mysterious figure is revealed to be Namowg. Boss B by Hajime Wakai and Koji Kondo (from Star Fox 64) plays.
Harkinian: WHOA!
Namowg: It's time I got revenge.
Harkinian: Wait!-
He charges at him and pushes him to the wall.
Namowg: Now I will kill you...
Namowg closes in on Harkinian, then he eventually stops and slightly calms down. 
Namowg: ... tomorrow. 
Namowg: Call of Duty. My server.
Harkinian slowly falls to the ground and faints.
Namowg exits the castle and flies off on his carpet.
The episode ends.
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