AutoResistance, Battle Stations!

The Heroic Origins of the AutoResistance
==Story==
*Narrator: "The world was doomed when the 32 Heroes, led by Optimus Prime and Dusty Crophopper, turned into stone statues, and the Red Bear Army ruled the planet. However, they are opposed by the heroic force that could stop them called-- The AutoResistance."
*Vitruvius: (casting his spell over a lot of abandoned vehicles in a scrapheap) "Treguna... Mekoides... Trecorum... Satis Dee..."
*Cementor: "Ooohhh, where am I?"
*Vitruvius: "You are in a scrapheap, cement mixer."
*Cementor: "Who are you? Are you a Lego Minifigure?"
*Vitruvius: "Not just ordinary. I am Vitruvius, the true form of the Deer-At-Knight."
*Cementor: "Who am I?"
*Vitruvius: "Can I name you... Cementor?"
*Cementor: "That's a good name."
*Vitruvius: "Meet your friends..."
*Cementor: "Cranex... Garbagor... Towor... Emma... Tankex... Oilar... AirCarrier... Cruisor... Bulletrace... Busgunner... Hovercraftron... Hearsepower... Limosouinor... Taxidor... Double-Decker...  among others... Thank you for meeting in this place."
*Cranex: "Please be seated."
*Cementor: "Thank you. The Red Bear Army, our enemies, are wanted for turning our 32 fathers and mothers into stone."
*All AutoResistance Members: (gasping)
*Fireon: "Oh no!"
*Policor: "Is that true?"
*Ambular: "Uh-oh."
*Formular: "It can't be..."
*Cementor: "Yes, it can. Aslan, Jesus, and Glinda have been killed by the White Witch, leader of this evil army. The witch shattered peace by scattering 32 keys to 32 Nations that will be the World Cup Nations of 2014. She must be stopped!"
*Emma: "The witch?"
*Garbagor: Won't we have a base?"
*Cementor: "Under Silverburn Shopping Centre, perhaps?"
*Towor: "Megatron will never know what hit him!"
*Tankex: "Yeah! We'll beat down these evils!"
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