I hate my child.

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I hate my child. is a spin-off made by CartoonGuy277 that started on October 20, 2020. It is co-owned by Zoltan40.
==History==
The series was first conceived by CartoonGuy on September 20, 2020, when Zoltan did a bit about being Bot's father on the SBFW Crib. The series released its first episode a month later written by them, along with JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway and Cheese sauce fan 2007. DanzxvFan8275 also contributed a few lines in the next 3 episodes, while PrimitiveSponge129 was a guest writer for My child is an immigrant.. After season 1, most of the writers either left or were fired, and season 2 was mostly written only by the duo. In late February of 2023, 3 shorts written by ChatGPT were released, disguised as normal shorts. Zoltan became co-owner on June 12, 2023. The final episode of season 2 released on October 20, 2023 on the third anniversary of the series kinda. On January 6, 2024, a third season was announced. , then bends and Purple133 were hired as writers. Season 3 began on April 20, 2024.
==Plot==
The series takes place after the events of Full Server, where a middle aged Zoltan is the father of a teenage Bot. In the series it is shown that whilst on the surface Zoltan appears to hate his child, in reality it is clear that it is only a side effect of his break up with his ex-husband EB combined with his alcoholism, and he doesn't actually hate her for anything she did. The two live with their immortal dog, Crazy and their talking war veteran cactus, Cactus. They are also neighbours with Aaron, who enjoys listening to music and Golf, who hates music and might be insane. They also have a cat named Prim who likes Lasagna. Bot goes to a school where the teacher is a pedophile. Through the series there are also recurring characters like Zoltan's fathers: French Guy and Mike, his brother Tan, Bot's classmates: Liz and Travis, and Zoltan's old pal, CartoonGuy. The series also takes place within the Zoltan-Verse.
== Theme song ==
I hate my child. (Theme Song)
==Writers==
*CartoonGuy277
*Zoltan40
*Cheese sauce fan 2007 (season 1)
*JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway (season 1)
*DanzxvFan8275 (season 1)
*thatjesss (Season 3)
*then bends (season 3)
===Guest Writers===
*PrimitiveSponge129 (My child is an immigrant., My child is Canadian.)
*Purple133 (My child goes to university.)
*TroublesomeMecha (Suspicion.)
*ChatGPT (shorts)
==Networks==
*Zig-Zag
*Shrek Toonz
*PI Network
*Fish Swim
==Characters==
===Main===
*Zoltan: Bot's father. He hates his child.
*Bot: Zoltan's teenage child. They pirate things.
*Crazy: the pet dog of the Auger household who dies sometimes.
*Cactus: a talking cactus in the Auger household who has seen the worst of humanity.
*Aaron: the Augers' neighbor living with Golf. He likes music.
*Golf: the Augers' neighbor living with Aaron. He hates music.
*Prim: Golf and Aaron's cat. He likes lasagna.
===Recurring===
*Paul Renaud: Bot's high-school teacher. He likes children.
*French Guy: Zoltan's French father who wants him to forgive him.
*Mike Source: Zoltan's German father who lives with French Guy.
*Tan: Zoltan's brother who is a pilot and takes Zoltan and his family to various places.
*Travis: one of Bot's classmates.
*Liz: Bot's other classmate that's there just to make that old joke you all know.
*EB: Zoltan's ex-husband whom Zoltan misses.
*NotJoe: Funny lawyer.
*CartoonGuy: member of the Italian mafia.
*Jarvis Zagna: CartoonGuy's morbillionaire father.
*: violent gang leader.
==Episodes==
===Season 1 (2020-2022)===
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===Season 2 (2023)===
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===Season 3 (2024-2025) ===
A third and final season with 6 episodes was announced on January 6, 2024.
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==Shorts==
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==Patreon Supporters==
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==Reviews==
*Infinity/2 It Hasn't Even Aired And I Like It. - 
*The best thing since sliced bread. - 
*this show is good - 
*This show is great! - SquidTron C
==Awards==
===8th Square Logo Awards===
*Best B+/C Rated Episode (My child is a failure.)
*Userfic of the Year
===9th Square Logo Awards === 
*Writing Team of the Year 
*Episode of the Year (My child is an immigrant.)
===11th Square Logo Awards ===
*Userfic of the Year
*Episode of the Year (My child is a time traveler.)
*Writing Team of the Year
*Short of the Year (Teaser.)
*Hall of Fame Episode (My child is a time traveler.)
==Gallery==
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