A Funny Premier with Jew Jokes Galore

A Funny Premier with Jew Jokes Galore is the first episode of Total Drama Entropy. It aired on June 26, 2020 and was written by Purple133.
== Transcript ==
(Episode begins with Bot, Cici, Crazy, Dan, Golf, Granite, Jasbre, Joey, Matchy, Purps, Rocky, SBCA, Travis, and Vanessa who all touched the briefcase at the end of the season one finale arriving at a trailer park where the next season will take place)
Alex: Oh hi guys. 
Bot: What the hell is this place?
Alex: It’s where your next season is.
Rocky: A trailer park? That’s a serious step down from a building in Chicago.
Waluigi: WAH! I had to sell the property to make up for my gambling debts. 
Purps: Oh, okay then. 
Rocky: Also I get to come back?
Travis: I agree with this dumbass, we get to come back?
Alex: Yeah sure, I don’t see a reason why not. 
Travis: That's fair. I am epically attractive. 
(Purps confessional)
Purps: I’m going to shoot myself if I have to put up with any longer then three episodes with Travis. 
(Travis confessional)
Travis: This place smells weird. Oh wait, that's just the cameraman.
Cameraman: The hell bro?
Travis: Hahhahahahahaha.
(Cut back to the trailer park main area)
Alex: So each of these trailers has a bundle of fun surprises. And by fun I mean probably deadly. But, we do have a theme this season we will follow through with.
Jasbre: Which is?
Granite: Yeah, which is?
Alex: We’ll be honoring SBFW fan shows from across the years!
Matchy: Hey that’s actually a good idea.
Crazy: GUYS GO READ HFB.
Dan: Shut the hell up Crazy.
Jasbre: HFB isn’t even that good.
Crazy: Ouch!
Purps: Sizzle pop crack rock poppity hop hop pop pop dip skittly bop hop skip.
Alex: What’s the first show we’re honoring, you may ask? SpongeBob Fanon!
Purps: I should have known.
Cici: So like are we gonna get teams?
Alex: Not yet. This challenge is for a fun prize.
Vanessa: Which is?
Alex: Glad you asked!
Waluigi: WAH! I WANT TO EXPLAIN!
Alex: Alright jeez fine. 
Waluigi: The prize is a luxurious dinner with me! 
Purps: Do we get to choose the place we eat?
Waluigi: Yes.
Crazy: You had me at yes.
Waluigi: That’s the only word I said.
Crazy: Yes.
Waluigi: You make no sense kid. 
Alex: Okay so the challenge is simple. Just come up with the best idea for an episode!
Bot: But but but THAT REQUIRES BRAIN POWER!
Joey: Yes Bot, yes it does.
Alex: No. 
Bot: I CAN’T DO THAT! YOU EXPECT ME TO BE ABLE TO - THINK?
Dan: Shut the hell up Bot.
Bot: THIOGHPEOIWHAPOIJGWPO
Waluigi: GUYS JUST START THE DAMN CHALLENGE! WAH!
Purps: So do we like write it down or-
Waluigi: YES! WAH!
Bot: This is dumb. 
Waluigi: SHUT UP!
(Waluigi throws a chair at Bot)
Bot: OUCH!
Waluigi: STOP COMPLAINING THERE IS NO MERCY!
Bot: I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.
Purps: Seriously do we write this down-
Granite: Done!
Waluigi: Bot and Purps take a good look at Granite, who actually completed his idea. Let me and Alex review this.
(Alex and Waluigi go to a corner to read Granite’s episode idea)
Alex: What the fuck-
Waluigi: I really hope this isn’t the best submission we get.
(Dan finishes his episode)
Dan: Well boys looks as if I'm finished.
Crazy: What happened to gender balance this season Alex?
Alex: You 14 touched the briefcase. 
Crazy: oh yeah. But like it should be more gender balanced.
Waluigi: HOW IS IT TAKING YOU PEOPLE THIS LONG TO WRITE DOWN AN EPISODE IDEA?!
Bot: Well you keep yelling at me!
Waluigi: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Golf: Done.
Alex: Okay so that’s three.
(A few minutes later)
Bot: Okay Waluigi how many people are done?
Waluigi: Literally everybody except for you is done Bot.
Bot: Dammit.
Waluigi: Just hurry up please!
Bot: I HAVEN’T DONE THIS IN YEARS!
Waluigi: And?
Bot: I have no ideas. I’ll just turn in a blank slip.
Alex: Okay cool, we’ll go review and give you guys some results.
Purps: So like are we not in teams this time around?
Alex: You’ll get teams. Eventually.
Purps: Okay cool because i don’t like being alone.
Jasbre: I’m going to forget you said that.
Crazy: Hey Jasbre want to hear a funny joke?
Jasbre: no
Crazy: What’s the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews?
Jasbre: *deep sigh* what.
Crazy: Santa goes down the chimney!
Jasbre: I hate you Crazy. I actually hate you. You’re such a stupid dumbass, you’ve always been that way.
Crazy: All i did was tell a jew joke
Jasbre: AND THAT’S INSENSITIVE AS HELL! 
Crazy: I mean is it?
Jasbre: YES!
Crazy: Fine. You win this round Jasbre.
Jasbre: I win every round bitch.
Alex: TIME!
Bot: Wait huh? What do you mean time? There was a time limit?
Alex: Nah I’m just kidding.
Dan: Bot hurry the fuck up literally everybody’s done except for you.
Bot: I uh OH UH AHHHHH!
(Bot suddenly has a genius idea show by a lightbulb which he grabs and launches at Cici; the LightBob painfully shatters on Cici’s neck)
Cici: BOT WHAT THE HELL?!
Bot: I had a good idea!
(Bot scribbles something onto a piece of paper and turns it in)
Alex: Okay then. We’ll uhhhh figure out results now.
(Alex and Waluigi talk for a little bit)
Alex: Rocky wins.
Rocky: Wait what?
Bot: Yeah what? YOU DIDN’T EVEN TELL US WHAT EVERYBODY CAME UP WITH!
Purps: Yeah uh that was uh fast.
Waluigi: Rocky you get to have dinner with me!
Rocky: Noooooo
Alex: Okay nobody’s out yay!
Purps: Wait so what was the point of all this episode then?
Alex: Well it serves as a short little re-introduction to the characters everybody LOVED last season and also just to fill time before we get into the MEAT of this season.
Jasbre: Ah okay that makes sense. 
Vanessa: So do we get into teams now?
Alex: Next episode! Have patience!
Golf: Well do we at least get rooms?
Joey: I need sleep Alex.
Alex: Yeah yeah we’ll get you guys rooms. 
SBCA: Cool.
Alex: And next episode we’ll have a challenge and the winners will get to pick the teams for this season!
SBCA: Aight cool.
(Cut to Rocky and Waluigi at a fancy dinner)
Rocky: So uh how’s the family?
Waluigi: Shut up Rocky.
Rocky: ok.
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