M-Class E-Mail: Episode 27

Companion episode to Duet (DS9)
== Email Topics by Contributor ==
Contributor [Title/Position] 	Topic/Question
Sam [Lt. Jr grade of USS Eggs Benedict] 	Favorite things characters do in Star Trek
Isaiah 	Isaiah sent in an email that lead to a deep discussion but he didn't want it read on air.
Bart 	
Pitch It or Ditch It
Josh Pretenderson 	
General fan mail
Phantom Thief Goofus 	
Josh's favorite yo mama joke
PIODI
Spivzy 	M-Class Lore
Name Withheld [Jonas] 	How would you put together a starship crew with Lord of the Ring's characters. PIODI
Crash Spacedanger 	First Crash Spacedanger email. M-Class Lore.
Hoteen 	
M-Class Lore. PIODI
Joe [Lt Jr Grade] 	General fan mail regarding nostalgia
Rich [PIODI Master, Plain and Simple Tailor]	
Satellite M origin story: court martial, A-Team style
PIODI
T'Pon 	M-Class Lore
Scoops McGee 	Solicits subscriptions to the Federation Enquirer, shares a free promotional copy
Ike [Lt Jr Grade USS Intrepid] 	Would you rather fight a shuttle-sized duck or 100 duck-sized Klingons?
Ben B. 	Captain's Log of the USS Lollipop A
Sean Y. 	General awareness signal #5457781
Drak, son of Battle 	How many battles have you been in? What is your favorite weapon to do battle with? Have you accidentally read aloud Romulan communique?
== Pitch It or Ditch It ==
Pitcher 	Series	Idea 	Pitch or Ditch
Bart 	TNG 	The crew help some aliens who claim they are incompatible with humans. Geordie tries to overcome the limitations with tech. Turns out that the aliens are actually only 6 inch tall furry creatures wearing big suits. 	Pitch It
Bart 	TNG 	Data gets captured by the Klingon Dahar Masters. They're going to kill Data but Data has no reaction and they don't know what to do with him. Data saves their ship and says he wishes to go back to the Enterprise as if he dies he won't go to Stovokor. The Klingon's begrudging lend him a shuttle and Kang names him "One who needs not honor"	Pitch It
Phantom Thief Goofus	TNG 	Q tries to steal Christmas by going back in time and killing baby Jesus. But then finds out no one really celebrates Christmas and just watches episodes of Quantum Leap.
Data replicates puppies and tries to hide them from Picard. 	Ditch It
Phantom Thief Goofus	TOS 	Alien holiday vignettes. Kirk teaches the meaning of the winter solstice
Bones delivers presents for Santa while fixing his appendicitis. 	Pitch It
Jonas 	TNG 	A crewman is assimilated by Borg and finds meaning in that life. He gets rescued but finds he was happier among the Collective. 	Pitch It
Hoteen 	 	Romulan engineers disassemble the Titan and get the ability to do assaults while cloaked. 	Ditch It
Rich 	TNG 	TNG Season 8 Episode 5 "Fight or Flight". Barclay brain experiment backfires beautifully. Troi tries to turn off Barclay's fight or flight response. 	Pitch It
== M-Class Lore ==
Character 	Plot/Lore
Josh 	Josh is a wiener scientist
Spivzy 	What went down on USS T'Pon's Radio Show. Hoteen tried to take over and pantsed T'Pon, and accidentally (? I mean it is Hoteen) stranded window cleaner Spivzy in space. He was rescued by Klingons who then teased him for being a bucket pussy. He's now hurtling towards a planet that looks like Degobah
Crash Spacedanger	Introduction to Crash SpaceDanger. He's a pulpy space hero that reads out all of his actions. Hits up Satellite M for a place to "crash" for a few days.
Hoteen 	Sends his apologies for his communicator being hijacked last time. He tries to get them to read off another message to hurt Captain Riker. Calls the Trek Bois 'flatheads'.
T'Pon 	Apologizes for email hijacking, we learn that Mo Latinum is the Ferengi financier behind the USS T'Pon's Radio Program. T'Pon shares his life story and origin of his name.
Scoops McGee 	This issue of the Federation Enquirer introduces the Dune Buggy Court Martial story.
Drak 	Introduction to the Klingon Drak, son of battle.
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