Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr Team Together to Push Mr Dallas Into the Crocodile Pit and Get Sent to ToonTown

At the park, Magma Bowser Jr was sitting on a bench, feeling glum. Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs and Razorbeard walked up.
Ratchet: Hi, Magma Bowser Jr! What's up?
Magma Bowser Jr: Mr Dallas expelled me from our school!
Dark Bowser: What?! This is terrible!
Randall Boggs: We can't believe that our teacher did such a thing!
Razorbeard: I agree! That stinking teacher is going to be punished for this!
Ratchet: We'll tell you what, Magma Bowser Jr! How about we team up together to push Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit! We reckon he's in the zoo looking down to the crocodiles! 
Magma Bowser Jr: Good idea! Let's do it! 
Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr went off to the zoo, and then they entered the zoo. Then they saw Mr Dallas in front of the crocodile pit.
Ratchet: Time to push Me Dallas into the crocodile pit!
Dark Bowser: Lunchtime, crocs!
Randall: Enjoy your meal!
Razorbeard: Yeah! 
Magma Bowser Jr: Mr Dallas will be juicy for you! 
Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr pushed Mr Dallas towards the crocodile pit.
Mr Dallas: Hey!
Mr Dallas fell screaming into the crocodile pit. 
Mr Dallas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 
Mr Dallas landed into the water filled with ferocious crocodiles. The crocodiles snapped their jaws and started mauling Mr Dallas, and Mr Dallas started screaming as he was being eaten alive.
Mr Dallas: AARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAH! AAAAH! AAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ratchet: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's what he gets for expelling Magma Bowser Jr!
Dark Bowser: Hahahahahaha! No more Mr Dallas!
Ratchet: Come on, guys! Let's go to the concert and celebrate!
So Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr went to the rock 'n' roll concert together. Later, at the rock 'n' roll concert. The music director had an announcement.
Music Director: Ladies and gentlemen, the rock 'n' roll concert is proud to present you - the Phineas T. Ratchet Band! 
The music director walked offstage as the audience clapped and applauded. The curtain raised to reveal Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr had practiced playing their instruments. Ratchet had an announcement. 
Ratchet: Thank you! Thank you very much! Let's play some music! And a one, and a two, and a one two three four!
Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr began to play the band and sing Riverbottom Nightmare Band. 
Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr: We take what we want.
We do anything that we wish.
We got no respect.
For animal birdy or fish.
Randall: The grass does not grow.
On the places where we stop and stand.
Ratchet: River Bottom Nightmare Band.
Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr: We know we're a mess.
Randall: Our type does not like to be clean.
Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr: We don't brush our teeth.
Randall: 'Cause our toothache can help us stay mean.
Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr: We don't wish to learn.
Randall: But we hate what we don't understand.
Ratchet: River Bottom.
Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr: When you see us comin'.
You better startin' runnin'.
We're always startin' trouble.
And we're happiest when things are outta hand.
Rivers are for boilin'.
Parties are for spoilin'.
We either like to sit and pout.
Or else go out and terrorize our land.
Ratchet: River Bottom Nightmare Band.
Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr: We laugh in your face.
Randall: Or we practice our growl and our sneer.
Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr: We break up your place.
Randall: We are dangerous when we are near.
Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr: And when we are done with our song.
Randall: Who will get the biggest hand? Who?
Ratchet: River Bottom Nightmare Band!
Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr: River Bottom Nightmare Band!
Ratchet: Thank you very much everybody! We're glad you liked it! Goodbye everyone! 
Then the curtain raised down. Then the music director reappeared.
Music Director: Thanks for watching the Phineas T. Ratchet Band band play, everybody! This concludes the rock 'n' roll concert for the night. Goodnight, everyone! 
Back onstage, Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr were cheering. Just then, the zookeeper came, and he was very angry.
Zookeeper: Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr, how dare you push Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit?! I just heard that you guys are going to do that! Mr Dallas' been eaten alive by crocodiles and his body is ruined, because of you! That's it, I'm sending my guards to take you both home to your parents right now! 
The zookeeper called to this guards.
Zookeeper: Guards, take those naughty guys, home! Why? Because they pushed Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit! And now Mr Dallas' been eaten alive, thanks to those guys! So can you please take them home?
Guard 1: Yes, sir!
Guard 2: Yes, sir!
Guard 3: Yes, sir!
Guard 4: Yes, sir!
Guard 5: Yes, sir!
The guards sent Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr home in disgrace. Back in Madame Gasket's Chop Shop, Ratchet was sitting on a couch, crying.
Madame Gasket: Oh no! Not my son again! What did he do this time?
Guard 1: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this, Madame Gasket! Ratchet and his friends Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr just pushed Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit. And now he's dead after being mauled and eaten alive by hungry crocodiles!
Madame Gasket was furious.
Madame Gasket: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Ratchet, how dare you push Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit?! Now everyone reacted to his death after he was eaten alive by crocodiles, thanks to you! That's it, you are in deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep trouble for two months! As for your punishment, I'm sending you to ToonTown! Let's go to ToonTown right now!
Back in Dark Bowser's house, Dark Bowser was sitting on a couch, crying.
Bowser: Oh no! Not our son again! What did he do this time?
Guard 2: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this, Bowser and Icy Peach! Dark Bowser and his friends Phineas T. Ratchet, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr just pushed Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit. And now he's dead after being mauled and eaten alive by hungry crocodiles!
Bowser and Icy Peach were furious.
Bowser: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Dark Bowser, how dare you push Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit?!
Icy Peach: Now everyone reacted to his death after he was eaten alive by crocodiles, thanks to you!
Bowser: That's it, you are in deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep trouble for two months! 
Icy Peach: As for your punishment, we're sending you to ToonTown! Let's go to ToonTown right now!
Back in Randall's house, Randall was sitting on a couch, crying.
Mr Boggs: Oh no! Not our son again! What did he do this time?
Guard 3: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this, Mr and Mrs Boggs! Randall and his friends Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Razorbeard and Magma Bowser Jr just pushed Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit. And now he's dead after being mauled and eaten alive by hungry crocodiles!
Mr and Mrs Boggs were furious.
Mr Boggs: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Randall, how dare you push Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit?!
Mrs Boggs: Now everyone reacted to his death after he was eaten alive by crocodiles, thanks to you!
Mr Boggs: That's it, you are in deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep trouble for two months! 
Mrs Boggs: As for your punishment, I'm sending you to ToonTown! Let's go to ToonTown right now!
Back in Razorbeard's house, Razorbeard was sitting on a couch, crying.
Razorbeard's dad: Oh no! Not our son again! What did he do this time?
Guard 4: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this, Razorbeard's parents! Razorbeard and his friends Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs and Magma Bowser Jr just pushed Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit. And now he's dead after being mauled and eaten alive by hungry crocodiles!
Razorbeard's parents were furious.
Razorbeard's dad: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Razorbeard, how dare you push Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit?!
Razorbeard's mum: Now everyone reacted to his death after he was eaten alive by crocodiles, thanks to you!
Razorbeard's dad: That's it, you are in deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep trouble for two months! 
Razorbeard's mum: As for your punishment, I'm sending you to ToonTown! Let's go to ToonTown right now!
Back in Magma Bowser Jr's house, Magma Bowser Jr' was sitting on a couch, crying.
Magma Bowser: Oh no! Not our son again! What did he do this time?
Guard 5: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this, Magma Bowser Jrs parents! Magma Bowser Jr' and his friends Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs and Razorbeard just pushed Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit. And now he's dead after being mauled and eaten alive by hungry crocodiles!
Magma Bowser Jrs parents were furious.
Magma Bowser: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Magma Bowser Jr', how dare you push Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit?!
Magma Princess: Now everyone reacted to his death after he was eaten alive by crocodiles, thanks to you!
Magma Bowser: That's it, you are in deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep trouble for two months! 
Magma Princess: As for your punishment, I'm sending you to ToonTown! Let's go to ToonTown right now!
Meanwhile, in ToonTown. Ratchet and his mother Madame Gasket arrived at ToonTown. Ratchet was still crying like a baby. 
Madame Gasket: Oh come on, Ratchet! Stop crying like a baby! It's your own fault for pushing Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit! And now it's time to teach you a lesson! You deserved to be sent here! Now, let's go to Sellbot Headquarters!
So Madame Gasket sent her naughty son to Sellbot Headquarters in disgrace. Later they arrived at Sellbot Headquarters, and they entered it. They arrived at the reception where the Vice President was working. 
Vice President: Welcome to Sellbot Headquarters! How may I help you?
Madame Gasket: Well, you see, Ratchet just pushed Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit. It was a very bad thing to do that. So I decided to bring him here for his lesson. 
The Vice President was horrified, and he was upset with Ratchet.
Vice President: Ratchet, why the crap would you do such a thing!? That's it, come with me right now! 
Then Ratchet came with the Vice President, and then he entered the cell. Ratchet sat on a bed. 
Vice President: This is your cell! You will be forced to eat vegetables, watch shows you hate is Code Lyoko, Nature Cat, Kissyfur, Skylanders Academy, Steven Universe, Sesame Street, Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba and furthermore! Enjoy your stay!
The Vice President left. 
Madame Gasket: Ratchet, I'm going home right now! And if you dare escape, you will be in trouble even more!
Madame Gasket walked away, much to Ratchet's dismay. 
Ratchet: Nononononononononononono! I can't believe I've got sent here! Can things get any worse? Waaaaaaaaaaa!
Meanwhile, in ToonTown. Razorbeard and his parents arrived at ToonTown. Razorbeard was still crying like a baby. 
Razorbeard's dad: Oh come on, Razorbeard! Stop crying like a baby! It's your own fault for pushing Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit! And now it's time to teach you a lesson! 
Razorbeard's mum: I agree with your father! You deserved to be sent here! Now, let's go to Lawbot Headquarters again!
So Razorbeard's parents sent their naughty son to Lawbot Headquarters in disgrace. Later they arrived at Lawbot Headquarters, and they entered it. They arrived at the courtroom where the Chief Justice was working. 
Chief Justice: Welcome to Cashbot Headquarters! How may I help you?
Razorbeard's dad: Well, you see, Razorbeard just pushed Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit. It was a very bad thing to do that. 
Razorbeard's mum: So we decided to bring him here for his lesson. 
The Chief Financial Officer was horrified, and he was upset with Razorbeard.
Chief Justice: Razorbeard, you know pushing Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit is a very naughty thing to do! That's it, come with me right now! 
Then Razorbeard came with the Chief Justice, and then he entered the cell. Razorbeard sat on a bed. 
Chief Justice: This is your cell! You will be forced to eat vegetables, watch shows you hate is Code Lyoko, Nature Cat, Kissyfur, Skylanders Academy, Steven Universe, Sesame Street, Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba and furthermore! Enjoy your stay!
The Chief Justice left. 
Razorbeard's dad: Razorbeard, I'm going home right now!
Razorbeard's mum: And if you dare escape, you will be in trouble even more!
Razorbeard's parents walked away, much to Razorbeard's dismay. 
Razorbeard: Nononononononononononono! I can't believe I've got sent here! Can things get any worse? Waaaaaaaaaaa!
Meanwhile, in ToonTown. Randall and his parents arrived at ToonTown. Randall was still crying like a baby. 
Mr Boggs: Oh come on, Randall! Stop crying like a baby! It's your own fault for pushing Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit! And now it's time to teach you a lesson! 
Mrs Boggs: I agree with your father! You deserved to be sent here! Now, let's go to Bossbot Headquarters again!
So Randall's parents sent their naughty son to Bossbot Headquarters in disgrace. Later they arrived at Bossbot Headquarters, and they entered it. They arrived at the office where the Chief Executive Officer was working. 
Chief Executive Officer: Welcome to Bossbot Headquarters! How may I help you?
Mr Boggs: Well, you see, Randall just pushed Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit. It was a very bad thing to do that. 
Mrs Boggs: So we decided to bring him here for his lesson. 
The Chief Executive Officer was horrified, and he was upset with Randall.
Chief Executive Officer: Randall, you know that you're not allowed to push Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit! That's it, come with me right now! 
Then Randall came with the Chief Executive Officer, and then he entered the cell. Randall sat on a bed. 
Chief Executive Officer: This is your cell! You will be forced to eat vegetables, watch shows you hate is Code Lyoko, Nature Cat, Kissyfur, Skylanders Academy, Steven Universe, Sesame Street, Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba and furthermore! Enjoy your stay!
The Chief Executive Officer left. 
Mr Boggs: Randall, I'm going home right now!
Mrs Boggs: And if you dare escape, you will be in trouble even more!
Randall's parents walked away, much to Randall's dismay. 
Randall: Nononononononononononono! I can't believe I've got sent here! Can things get any worse? Waaaaaaaaaaa!
Meanwhile, in ToonTown. Dark Bowser and his parents Bowser and Icy Peach arrived at ToonTown. Dark Bowser was still crying like a baby. 
Bowser: Oh come on, Dark Bowser! Stop crying like a baby! It's your own fault for pushing Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit! And now it's time to teach you a lesson! 
Icy Peach: I agree with your father! You deserved to be sent here! Now, let's go to Cashbot Headquarters again!
So Bowser and Icy Peach sent their naughty son to Cashbot Headquarters in disgrace. Later they arrived at Cashbot Headquarters, and they entered it. They arrived at the office where the Chief Financial Officer was working. 
Chief Financial Officer: Welcome to Cashbot Headquarters! How may I help you?
Bowser: Well, you see, Dark Bowser just pushed Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit. It was a very bad thing to do that. 
Icy Peach: So we decided to bring him here for his lesson. 
The Chief Financial Officer was horrified, and he was upset with Dark Bowser.
Chief Financial Officer: Dark Bowser, I can't believe you pushed Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit! That's it, come with me right now! 
Then Dark Bowser came with the Chief Financial Officer, and then he entered the vault. Dark Bowser sat in front of the heap of moneybags. 
Chief Financial Officer: This is your vault! You will be forced to eat vegetables, watch shows you hate is Code Lyoko, Nature Cat, Kissyfur, Skylanders Academy, Steven Universe, Sesame Street, Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba and furthermore! Enjoy your stay!
The Chief Financial Officer left. 
Bowser: Dark Bowser, I'm going home right now!
Icy Peach: And if you dare escape, you will be in trouble even more!
Bowser and Icy Peach walked away, much to Dark Bowser's dismay. 
Dark Bowser: Nononononononononononono! I can't believe I've got sent here! Can things get any worse? Waaaaaaaaaaa!
Meanwhile, in ToonTown. Magma Bowser Jr and his parents Magma Bowser and Magma Princess arrived at ToonTown. Dark Bowser was still crying like a baby. 
Magma Bowser: Oh come on, Magma Bowser Jr! Stop crying like a baby! It's your own fault for pushing Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit! And now it's time to teach you a lesson! 
Magma Princess: I agree with your father! You deserved to be sent here! Now, let's go to Cashbot Headquarters again!
So Magma Bowser and Magma Princess sent their naughty son to Cashbot Headquarters in disgrace. Later they arrived at Cashbot Headquarters, and they entered it. They arrived at the office where the Chief Financial Officer was working. 
Chief Financial Officer: Welcome to Cashbot Headquarters! How may I help you?
Magma Bowser: Well, you see, Magma Bowser Jr just pushed Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit. It was a very bad thing to do that. 
Magma Princess: So we decided to bring him here for his lesson. 
The Chief Financial Officer was horrified, and he was upset with Magma Bowser Jr.
Chief Financial Officer: Magma Bowser Jr, I can't believe you pushed Mr Dallas into the crocodile pit! That was the same thing Dark Bowser did! That's it, come with me right now! 
Then Magma Bowser Jr came with the Chief Financial Officer, and then he entered the same vault where Dark Bowser went. Magma Bowser Jr sat in front of the heap of moneybags. 
Chief Financial Officer: This is your vault! You will be staying in the same vault with Dark Bowser! You will be forced to eat vegetables, watch shows you hate is Code Lyoko, Nature Cat, Kissyfur, Skylanders Academy, Steven Universe, Sesame Street, Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba and furthermore! Enjoy your stay!
The Chief Financial Officer left. 
Magma Bowser: Magma Bowser Jr, I'm going home right now!
Magma Princess: And if you dare escape, you will be in trouble even more!
Magma Bowser and Magma Princess walked away, much to Magma Bowser Jr's dismay. 
Magma Bowser Jr: Nononononononononononono! I can't believe I've got sent here! Can things get any worse? Waaaaaaaaaaa!
Dark Bowser: I know, Magma Bowser Jr! What are we going to do? Can things get any worse? Waaaaaaaaaaa!
CAST
Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet, Razorbeard's dad and the Chief Executive Officer of the Bossbot Headquarters  
Alan as Dark Bowser and Razorbeard
Steven as Randall Boggs
Simon as Magma Bowser Jr and the Vice President of Sellbot Headquarters
Dallas as Mr Dallas, Zookeeper, Music Director and Guard 2
Eric as Principal Eric and Guard 3
Wiseguy as Guard 1 and the Chief Financial Officer of Cashbot Headquarters 
Paul as Guard 4 and Magma Bowser 
Brian as Guard 5
Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket
Scary voice as Bowser
Julie as Icy Peach
Diesel as Mr Boggs
Kimberly as Mrs Boggs
Belle as Razorbeard's mum
Grace as Magma Princess 
Lawrence as the Chief Justice of the Lawbot Headquarters 
TRIVIA 
Mr Dallas' death is inspired by Scar's death from the Lion King when Scar was mauled to death by the hyenas when he tried to pin the blame of Mufasa's death on them and Zoran Lazarević's death in Uncharted 2: Among Thieves when the Shambhala Guardians tackle Zoran Lazarević down and beat him to death
Category:Phineas T. Ratchet's grounded days
Category:Dark Bowser's grounded days
Category:Randall Boggs' grounded days
Category:Razorbeard's grounded days
Category:Magma Bowser Jr's grounded days
Category:Grounded Stuff