Svako Dobro

Svako dobro is a group of short, animated comedic movies, which brought many funny inside jokes to the Crappy Community.
The series is made by Dusan Radjevic and Lav Jerzabek.
Because of the amount of inside jokes Svako Dobro brought, a concept called "The Svako Dobro Surge" was formed, which basically refers to this sudden amount of new funny inside jokes. 
While Svako Dobro was discovered by Veljko and Mateja somewhere in late 2022, during the Discontent Era, but it is not usually associated with the Discontent Era, and rather it's associated with both major time periods currently, The Discontent Era, and The Tehnicka Reformation Era.
In Total there are 5 Svako Dobro short movies, with 1 spinoff short movie about the chief police officer in their town.
We will begin by covering all of the inside jokes from the Svako Dobro Pilot first.
== Svako Dobro Pilot ==
Anyways, here is a simplified plot of Svako Dobro to make you understand it at least slightly:
A group of friends: Henzum Lepic, Janko, Seksualni Manijak and Debil, who have known each other since their childhood when they were in the same Serbian orphanage, attempt to live their life. This series follows how their days go, as they try to stabilize and find jobs, as well as day to day tomfoolery. 
Henzum Lepic is serious and responsible for most things.
Janko is usually laid-back and constantly tells Henzum to chill.
Seksualni Manijak is a sexual maniac, who often gets himself in trouble.
Debil is a dumbass and MIGHT be a direct reference to Bilmezerian Panjkovic.
Now onto the jokes.
=== Ako bi ti rekao da nije ono sto mislis, mislio bi da lazem ===
This joke can be found 47 seconds into the pilot, and all of the Svako Dobro videos are listed below.
Explanation for this joke is as follows. The building manager hears loud music coming from one of the apartments, he goes to investigate and knocks on the door. After some time, Seksualni Manijak opens the door, with a blowup doll resembling the building manager. The building manager is deeply disturbed, and asks "Is that- Is that a doll, like me?"
Seksualni Manijak then proceeds to inhale the helium from a balloon for some reason and then says the line: "Ako bi ti rekao da nije ono sto misils, mislio bi da lazem."
This translates into "If I told that this is not what it looks like, you would think I am lying to you."
=== Are you mladic? Iam looking for Mladic. ===
At 4 minutes and 2 seconds into the Pilot, Henzum starts freaking out as he realize how irresponsible Janko is with their money, as he spent it all on drinks in the club. 
Out of nowhere, some kind of futuristic man in a superhero looking suit summons himself into the apartment, and states that he's looking Mladic.Are you mladic? Iam looking for Mladic.It turns out he was looking for the Sexual Maniac, who then proceed to yell out of the bathroom.Hey? Iam mladic! Sexual Mladic! The man then proceeds to say:He gotta come with me if he want to live.After this sentence Henzum freaks out, because the Sexual Maniac wont get out of the toilet, and he really needs to take a pee. 
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvKaqtv0bbQ</youtube>
== Svako dobro 2 ==
In Svako dobro 2, Henzum and Janko find a job at a news stand shop. 
This episode is by far the one with the most inside jokes.
=== Baci,baci. ===
3 minutes and 45 seconds into the film, Henzum and Janko see police officers approaching them. Janko informs Henzum that he has a box of rolling paper with him. This scene is comical because rolling paper in of itself is not illegal in Serbia, but appears that way because of what it is used for.
As Henzum notices Janko is on posession of rolling paper, he tells him "Baci,baci." meaning "Throw it away,throw it."
This joke is nowadays used whenever someone has to throw something in the trash, or whenever the word "Baci" is used. 
=== Sta si reko? ===
At 4 minutes and 46 seconds into the film, the police officers start an altercation with Henzum and Janko. They ask them a couple of questions, and then proceeds to ask them "Do you behave like this at home, like you do on the newsstand?" 
Janko, who has had previous negative experiences with the police, slips up, and says in his usual relax tone "Of course." Because the police officer in question recognize this type of his voice from previous encounters he says with funny intonation "What did you say?, you seem familiar to me."
=== Mozda se vratimo a mozda i ne. ===
At 4 minutes and 58 seconds into the film, the police officers walk away. As they walk away they tell Henzum and Janko "Mozda se vratimo a mozda i ne" which in English means "maybe we'll come back and maybe we wont" adding a sense of suspense to their already tight situation. 
=== Za koga vi navijate bre? ===
At 6 minutes and 33 seconds into the film, Sexual Maniac is chased by a group of football hooligans. It appears that sexual maniac flirted with one of their sisters and now he is in deep trouble. Sexual Maniac manages to find refuge in the newsstand shop that Janko and Henzum work at, and the football hooligans happen to pass by. 
As the hooligans interrogate Henzum and Janko, one of the fans, a unnaturally ripped bald guy without a shirt on, asks the two guys "Who do you support?"
In Serbia this is a sure good way to get beat up or stabbed. As Janko and Henzum try to come up with the answer, the ripped hooligan says that they are not asking which football club they support, rather which political party they support, which, in Serbia, isn't a very common question. Janko and Henzum manage to deter the hooligans by lying to them that they just saw Sexual Maniac hide in an alley right behind them, and they begin their chase again. 
=== Pare,pare,pare,pare,pare ===
The best quality version of Svako Dobro is split into two parts on Youtube, one lasting 9 minutes and the other one 8 minutes and 33 seconds. This moment happens 4 minutes and 2 seconds into Part 2. The videos will all be listed below.
Either way, at this moment, Henzum and Janko realize they made very small amounts of money in their time working at the newsstand, henceforth, Henzum starts tweaking and starts spinning around saying "Money,money,money,money.money" in alternating speeds. 
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsNt_zSrsgE&t</youtube>
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRc_BU2PEC8&t</youtube>
== Svako Dobro 3 ==
In Svako Dobro 3, Henzum, Janko and Sexual Maniac exit their residential building and try to start their car, not knowing that the police were waiting for them already.
=== Kuc,kuc. Ajmo momci, jedan po jedan po jedan po jedan napolje. ===
As the police officers approach Henzum and Janko in their vehicle, one police officer knocks on their window and says "Knock,knock. Come on guys, one by one by one by one outside of the car." This is absurd and funny because this is not the way the phrase is used, as you would say "Jedan po jedan" or "One by one" normally, without adding another word. 
=== Mi radimo na trafiki, ci. Trafikici. ===
Henzum here makes a gramatical error by ending the sentence incorrectly. I won't try explaining it as it can only be understood by people who understand Serbian.
The police officer asks Henzum why he has so much merchandise in the back seat of his car. Henzum states that they work at a newsstand shop and were stocking it up. In Serbian the verb "work" can also mean to rob. Same as for an example "We do newsstand shops". 
Now, Henzum did clearly state that he WORKS at a newsstand shop, not that he DOES newsstand shops. The police officer likely purposefully misunderstood him, or pretended that he heard the latter in order to wrongfully arrest them. 
=== Hapsimo bre, hapsi, hapsi! ===
The leading officer's partner reveals that they have had cases of people breaking into newsstand shops and stealing merchandise, and they conclude it must be Henzum and Janko who do it. The partner proceeds to say "It must be them, I am 100% sure" and "We're arresting them,bre. Arrest! Arrest!"
It's not hidden that this officer's partner in particular doesn't seem to be with it. 
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBCyvTIXcyw&t</youtube>
== Svako Dobro Zimi Zami and Svako Dobro S-MAX ==
There exist two more short episodes of Svako Dobro, but they weren't as funny or as long as the previous ones. 
We will still link all of the episodes below. 
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfz89Gp831w</youtube>
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A66CCVBo6s</youtube>
== Jedan dan načelnika ==
Jedan dan nacelnika is a spinoff of Svako Dobro where they follow the life of the chief police officer outside of Janko and Henzum's interactions with them. 
=== Ti! Ja! Ti! Ja! Pa ti! Pa ja! ===
This refers to an altercation the chief police officer had with a new recruit in the police station. 
As they meet in the hallway the altercation proceeds as follows:You!
- Me?
You!
- Me?
Yes, you!
- Yes, me?This is one of the most popular inside jokes coming from the Svako Dobro series. 
This moment happens 5 minutes and 57 seconds into the full 19 minute episode.
=== Koliko je 2+2? ===
This moment happens 6 minutes and 32 seconds into the episode.
The new recruit on the stairs reminds the chief police officer he was hired yesterday, and we see a flashback of what the interrogation looked like.I have a slightly more difficult question for you. What does 2+2 equal?
- Six
Excuse me? What does 2+2 equal?
- Uhhh, six?
Partner, write it down, strong personality. *Laugh track plays*The joke here is that the chief police officer took the interviewee's stupidity as a strong personality, because he stuck with his answer that 2+2 was equal to 6.
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKgH33eZN-I&t</youtube>
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