Shenanigans: Episode 017

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==Recap==
===BEGINNING===
The Shenanigans is busy today and Alejandro surprises Delanora, Sinbad by bringing down a box with Aristotles kittens in them. Party fawns over them for a while and at one point Aristotle shows them the imagine of her banging a lion, she also shows Sinbad an imagine of a plain empty of forests so he asks Desmond if there's any around here, but gets directed to a random direction. 
Bar is interrupted when an amazingly beautiful elven woman enters the bar, it takes a moment for everything to pick back up and even Desmond goes to greet her almost ready to drop his job to escort her to Kurshwikk. Sinbad and Alejandro pop up on each of her sides though ready to take the escort mission from her. Disappointingly though she has a husband, but party is nonetheless ready for the job. The elven kittens perk her interest and she takes Del outside to offer her 100 gold per kitten. Del cannot in good consciousness sell the kittens without Jack/Jill around and so the woman, Sylvanis, instructs her to await them at the bar tomorrow morning. 
Back inside, party asks if Aristotle would want to have her kittens sold and with a glare she upsizes and leaves. Del spends some pastime painting her severed alternative timeline stone hand and Sinbad retrieves supplies for the road. Alejandro inquires where the stone hand came from and Del does her best to explain it, but it goes over his head. 
Night passed and after a good mornings porridge they await Sylvanis with her cloaked husband. They agree to 15 gold a day deal for the job. Alejandro tries to greet the husband, but he only offers a quiet nod. 
As they walk party notes the husband having a limp which Sylvanis excuses as an old war wound. They encounter a bear cub on the road which then zeroes in on Alejandro for cuddles. As the party had feared the mother bear bursts through the forest.
===FIRST BREAK===
Sinbad manages to net the mother bear, though she breaks free, but a good lasso catches her. Alejandro throws the baby bear at the mother bear and they attempt to flee, but the husband with his limp cannot quite run fast enough. Without other options party faces the bear just as it breaks out of the rope and goes for Alejandro, but the wrestler with have none of this and he gets the bear in a headlock which ends with a hammering blow putting the bear unconscious. 
They make sure the bear will live, tie it up and leave for Kurshwikk. The second day on the road Alejandro and Sinbad notice a rope spread over the road with a figure hiding behind some trees. Sinbad calls out to them and 5 halforcs step out from the trees. They demand the husband who appears to be an elven prince, thinking quick Sinbad calls for one on one combat to determine the winner. 
===SECOND BREAK===
Unfortunately Alejandro misses both his attack and the orc criticals his knee breaking it. The fight is over in 2 rounds with Alejandro bleeding on the ground and so party springs in action. The fight looks bad until Sylvanis stops Alejandro's bleeding and then casts Entangle on the area which makes flanking party impossible. With orcs starting to go down the commander departs, warning the elf prince this is not the last they've seen of him. Soon enough last orc is killed and they regroup with Alejandro being carried by others. Party decides to rest off the road. 
At the campfire the robed elf reveals himself to be an even hotter elf. Del mentions maybe that Sylvanis should have been incognito as well, but he tells them that some things just need to be done the right way, such as making deals face to face. Turns out that the reason the commander is after him is cause he helped eradicate invading orcish forces. They also have a bounty on his head. 
===THIRD BREAK===
Night passes uneventfully and with sharp eyes party begins moving out onto the road. Before they get to it they happen onto a very pleasantly smelling crawling vine, but they simply walk past it. 
While later they hear grinding sound coming from ahead on the road and scatter into the woods. They send Sylvanis to investigate and all sound dies down so Sinbad goes next and lo n behold he comes eye to eye with a basilisk. Delanora then circles around towards the road sees a random statue on the road, gets the idea and fearfully retreats to the other two. Barely keeping her nerves she orders prince to help with Alejandro and they painfully slowly manage to get all the way to Kurshwikk. 
In the town they set Alejandro up in an inn, for a ripoff price and then Del finds the prince a ship to Akuba. Before he boards the ship Del gets a bag of 20 platinum coins. At expense of a few more gold two of them return to DESEW without issue. 
==Experience==
* 1387XP for all + 10% prime requisite XP
* Delanora reaches 2nd level and rolls 3HP
== Significant NPCs ==
*Desmond - Owner of shenanigans
*Elven prince - Escorted by the party to Kurshwikk
*Sylvanis - Subordinate of the Prince
== Significant Locations ==
*DESEW - Shenanigans
*Kurshwikk
Category:Shenanigans Episodes