盗み出せ！アンティークのチキン (Nusumidase! Antique no Chicken)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
我が名は怪盗・スプモーニ 	waga na wa kaitou supumooni 	You may call me Phantom Thief Spumoni.
狙うは金の卵を産むニワトリ 	nerau wa kin no tamago o umu niwatori 	I’ve got my eye on the chicken that lays golden eggs.
探偵が策を練ってるらしいが 	tantei ga saku o netterurashii ga 	I have reason to believe the detective is working out a plan,
私を止められるだろうか 	watashi o tomerareru darou ka 	But can she actually stop me, is the question.
 	 	
変幻自在神出鬼没 	hengenjizai shinshutsukibotsu 	Behold as this shapeshifting and elusive thief
マジシャンのような鮮やかさで 	majishan no you na azayakasa de 	Succeeds in her invasion like a magician,
華麗に軽々と侵入に成功 	karei ni karugaru to shinnyuu ni seikou 	With great skill, both splendidly and easily.
簡単なお仕事だったわね 	kantan na oshigoto datta wa ne 	What a walk in the park that was!
 	 	
出来の悪い唐揚げが 	deki no warui karaage ga 	Some poor-quality
鳥かごの中で鎮座 	torikago no naka de chinza 	Is enshrined within the birdcage.
調理すんな！！！しかも腐っている 	chouri sun na!!! shika mo kusatte iru 	Don’t cook the damn thing!!! What’s more,
アンティークのチキン 	antiiku no chikin 	That antique chicken is rotting away.
 	 	
「捕まえたぞ怪盗め 	"tsukamaeta zo kaitoume 	“I’ve caught you red-handed, you thieving lowlife!
これなら盗めないだろう」 	kore nara nusumenai darou" 	It seems your robbing days are over.”
いや確かに盗めないけど 	iya tashika ni nusumenai kedo 	No, it’s certainly true I can’t steal it,
盗むより酷くない？ 	nusumu yori hidokunai? 	But isn’t this more extreme than stealing?
 	 	
私をあざ笑うかのように 	watashi o azawarau ka no you ni 	As though she’s sneering at me,
唐揚げをタッパーに入れる探偵 	karaage o tappaa ni ireru tantei 	The detective puts the karaage in a Tupperware container.
こんなの持ち帰らないし食わないよ 	konna no mochikaeranai shi kuwanai yo 	I’m not taking this kinda thing home and I’m not eating it.
高そうなお箸添えてくるな 	takasou na ohashi soete kuru na 	Don’t garnish it with some expensive-looking chopsticks!
 	 	
奇々怪々大胆不敵 	kikikaikai daitanfuteki 	How bizarre! How bold!
探偵というより 	tantei to iu yori baasaakaa 	You’re more of a berserker than a “detective”.
だがおかしい......読めたぞ本物はどこだ？ 	daga okashii......yometa zo honmono wa doko da?	That said, it’s strange...I’ve read you like a book. Where’s the genuine article?
どこかに隠しているのだろう？ 	dokoka ni kakushite iru no darou? 	You’re hiding it somewhere, I presume?
 	 	
口と奥歯隙間から 	kuchi to okuba sukima kara 	From the gap between her back molars and the rest of her mouth,
ズリ出される別の鳥 	zuridasareru betsu no tori 	She slipped out the other fowl.
どうやったの！？？四次元歯茎か？ 	dou yatta no!?? yojigen haguki ka? 	How’d you manage that?!?! You got some 4D gums?!
手品なら教えて 	tejina nara oshiete 	If it’s sleight of hand, teach me!
 	 	
伏し目がちで気の毒な 	fushimegachi de kinodoku na 	The chicken that was so thoroughly defeated
ほど参ったニワトリが 	hodo maitta niwatori ga 	That it’s almost pitiful with its thousand-yard stare
ただの白い卵を産んだ 	tada no shiroi tamago o unda 	Laid some simple white eggs.
間違えちゃったの？ 	machigaechatta no? 	...Did you completely screw this up?
 	 	
警察を呼ぶ探偵 	keisatsu o yobu tantei 	The detective calls the police.
じゃあアンタ何しに来た？ 	jaa anta nani shi ni kita? 	Well then, what did you even come here for?
このままだと多分捕まるの 	kono mama da to tabun tsukamaru no 	At this rate, isn't it you
アンタなんじゃないの？ 	anta nan ja nai no? 	Who they'll probably slap the cuffs on?
 	 	
逃げなきゃ！でも予告通り 	nigenakya! demo yokokudoori 	I’ve gotta run! But just as she warned me,
盗めななきゃ怪盗の名折れ 	nusumenakya kaitou no naore 	I’ll have to turn in my Phantom Thief card if I don’t steal something.
腐りきった鳥を盗む羽目に 	kusarikitta tori o nusumu hame ni 	I end up having to nab the rotten poultry.
あの探偵め！ 	ano tanteime! 	That goddamn detective!
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