Presidents' Song

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Presidents' Song is a song from a play that the children of Springfield Elementary School put on in the episode I Love Lisa. The music was written by Alf Clausen and Jeff Martin and the lyrics by Martin and Frank Mula. It is the forty-first track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.
==Lyrics==
:Seymour Skinner:
:Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater and picking up after yourselves. (someone coughs) We begin with a tribute to our lesser-known Presidents.
:(drum roll, a bugle plays "Hail to the Chief")
:Children:
:We are the mediocre Presidents.
:You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents.
:There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes,
:There's William Henry Harrison.
:Harrison:
:I died in thirty days!
:Children:
:We...
:Are...
:The...
:Adequate, forgettable,
:Occasionally regrettable
:Caretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.!
:(bugle plays "Hail to the Chief," trombone plays "Shave and a Haircut," tuba plays "Two bits")
:(applause)
Category:Songs
Category:Songs by Martin
Category:Songs by Todd Flanders
Category:Songs by Rod Flanders
Category:Original Songs
Category:Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons songs