The Wumblers - 9909

NOTE: This funnypasta may contain inspiration to Rohan Hodern’s other creepypastas. Please read at your own risk.
Are you guys fans of The Wumblers? The Giddy Gander Company and Laura J. Wellington are the creators of this program. The Wumblers was a flash animated cartoon series that premiered on September 1, 2007, by The Giddy Gander Company, and it was a very obscure and forgotten show. A few years after the cartoon's demise from the airwaves and The Giddy Gander Company's apparent closure, the series was broadcast nationally on TBN. The Wumblers' former website, assuming it ever existed at all, is no longer active, and their Facebook profile hasn't been updated in more than a decade.
It's unknown what happened to the creators, but hardly anything related to this cartoon exists online which is very strange for a show only produced around 15 years ago. As a matter of fact, there was a never before seen episode, because it wasn’t appropriate for children.
One morning, I went to Goodwill. I was looking for a Wumblers DVD, when suddenly, I found something really interesting. There was a DVD of the Wumblers, which is really rare. The DVD was called “The Wumblers: 9909”. I found out what this common number was about. The common number should potentially mean the date “September 9th, 2009”. So then, I bought the DVD anyway. The main side of the DVD noticed it would be $3.00 to get it. So I decided to buy it with some money I had, and returned home. 
I took my ThinkPad and set it down on a tray in my room. I brought the DVD to my room after removing it from the bag. I had a peek at a DVD I had never owned before. The words "Never Before Seen Episode" were written at the bottom of the front cover, which also had the TBN and Smile of a Child emblems above the Wumblers logo as is customary. The characters are in the center, next to the text and logo. The Wumblers and TBN logos, as well as the phrase "Never Before Seen Episode," are all there on the side cover, as I saw.
The phrases "The Wumblers," "9909," and the TBN logo are written on the DVD disc, which I discovered when I opened the DVD case. I put the DVD in and started the laptop. It went to the menu and had the TBN logo. The menu has the text  “9909" on it and is identical to the DVD menus. When I choose "Episode Selection," the screen for choosing an episode appears. The characters' clones can be seen throughout the background.
"Bertrum's Color Day," "Oh No Not Again," and "What To Do?" were the first three episodes. The Wumblers title screen is the only thing in the fourth episode, though. "9909" is the episode's title. (Yep, that usual number again.) When I choose the fourth episode, a black screen appeared. After 5 seconds, it displayed the following in black lettering on a white background:
"You are going to watch a Wumblers episode from 2009 that has never been seen before. This episode has material that is not suitable for the weak of heart. At your own risk, watch. P.S. TBN has released an exclusive edition of The Wumblers on DVD. The Giddy Gander Company is currently looking for new productions to distribute. At the end of this tape, we'll show you a lot of the productions' logos so you can call and vote on which company should distribute this DVD by The Giddy Gander Company... NOT! So, please enjoy this rare DVD of The Wumblers! And by the way, this is brought to you by 1-877-Kars4Kids, as well as The Giddy Gander Company. If you enjoyed it, please give us your support via voting.”
Not for the weak of heart, I say. It'll be fascinating. Before the intro began, it showed the 1994 View Askew Productions logo, but with a green Grover (aka Gleep) in place of the Dexter-like youngster and Hal Bunt donning a V of Doom T-shirt instead of the clown before dressing up as Ickis. The V of Doom logo's music began to play as soon as the clothes changer crashed to the ground, revealing Clayton. "I didn't do that," Clayton declared. 
Bertrum approached the logo while holding a broom in his hand and yelled, "CUT!!! Clayton, stop being such a baby; you destroyed the DVD! I'll now deliver you to the witch, who will transform you into a banana!" 
Clayton then said "Cool! I'm going to act just like my best pal! I will have excellent hearing, night vision, and one toe on each foot." Bertrum then addressed the camera and declared "Did you know that you can get free popcorn at the local movie theaters for just five bucks?" before being cut off and the intro started, although something’s not actually right here.
Instead of happy music, the background music was a sample of "A Winter’s Tale" by Queen. Raimundo looked sad throughout the entire theme song. But it's for the best that he pretended to smile! Soon after the intro ended, it went to the title card. The text appeared which said the common number, as it’s the episode's name: “9909”. 
An off-screen voice was heard after the introduction. She had a voice that, for some reason, reminded me of Angelina Jolie, who played the title character in the films Maleficent and Maleficent: Mistress of Evil. Additionally, it said something somewhat terrifying.
"Wumbleton will experience the apocalypse."
I ask, "What the heck? Why did it say that Wumbleton will experience doom? Why was the word "Apocalypse" used in a children's show? Raimundo then said: “Who's the star of today's show?” Afterwards, voices which sounded like many of the characters said: “Everyone!” just like in the Munchetti Day episode. You know, the same scene where everyone pops up, except with a black hole appearing, and some red eyes popped out. After that, it transitioned to where the episode started. 
It began with Bertrum and Raimundo seated in front of a television in the home of the former. The former then said, "Hey Raimundo, let's see what's on TV," to the latter. Raimundo then responded, "Good idea, Bertrum!" When Bertrum finally grabbed the remote and turned the TV on, the news channel appeared. A Wumbler who resembles Owen Wilson, who provided the voice of Lightning McQueen in the Cars series, is the news reporter. Even the news reporter's voice sounded like Owen's. he said, "Breaking news. Our home, Wumbleton, has been invaded by an unknown interstellar armada of aliens. Please dial the number displayed on your screen if you need to save Wumbleton. As you may have seen, the number is displayed as 1-2-3-4-5.”
After zooming out of the living room TV, it returned to the room itself. In response, Bertrum and Raimundo expressed surprise and amazement. After turning the TV off, Bertrum got up from the couch, moved in front of the screen, and turned to face Raimundo. Regarding this, Bertrum was depressed, and Raimundo appeared uninterested. Then Bertrum stated, "This is sad, Raimundo. Darth Wumbler has now screwed us all!” but Clayton and the two Clydes then barged in, grew irate, and yelled at Bertrum and Raimundo.
“No way! You're all off fucking base! You two will be fucking surrounded when we ascend into the third plane! You two are the worst as a pair. For this, I'm going to beat one of you! Especially you… BERTRUM!”
What? Why did Clayton use foul language in a kid's TV program? That’s so darn weird! 
And it wasn't even directed towards him! It had just slipped out! He couldn't let the other two see this though. “You want me to know exactly?” Raimundo asked.
With tears of anger in his eyes, Bertrum screamed, "To fight!" And proceeded to leave through the doorway. The episode then cuts to outside of Bertrum’s house. Bertrum said to Raimundo “Okay Raimundo, if doomsday is coming to Wumbleton, we must save our beloved city if it’s the last thing we’ll ever do." Before walking away, he gave a final look to Raimundo and shouted something about being "the worst'' then sped off down the driveway to where he knew Clayton would be waiting for him.
The episode then cuts to the watermelon patch. The song that was playing was "Whatcha Say" by Jason Derulo. I never heard of that song, but what does it matter? There were no cars in the fields. Some watermelons barrel in. 
Afterwards, the action moved to Bertrum's parents' ice cream shop, where he caught up with his schoolmates.
Then Bertrum said, "It's terrible. It would have been brilliant if we had been Wumblers and Raimundo had been a snail."
"So where did you see that doomsday-sign?" Raimundo asked.
However, before he could finish, a hovering red lightsaber with two sides sliced through Mother Wumbler's statue SO FUCKING LOUDLY that it severed the head. " WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?"   Bertrum gestured. "I have no idea!" said Raimundo. “My abuela took me here for Halloween, and I believed I saw someone similar, but she claimed they left without returning.”
Suddenly, a FUCKING UFO APPEARED as the door for the UFO opens, willing to reveal Darth Wumbler. "WHAT'S UP, FUCKERS?" Darth Wumbler said in what sounded like DaveTheUseless impersonating Gru in Grover’s voice.  "This is going to be fun!" He jumped down into the UFO. Bertrum tried to catch him but failed. 
The scene then transitions to the Hal fuckin' Bunt in a train with Mimi Bunt as well. See? That was the same train used in the episode "I'm Not Small".  "HAL GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NOW." Bertrum shouts while holding up his gun to fire at Hal. 
"What are you gonna do if I don't? Shoot me, of course!" Hal says. Bertrum tries to shoot again but misses. Soon after, a MOTHERFUCKING hoard of aliens came in for no apparent reason, as well as Skelly Welly Pelly, his 3 skeleton assistants, Darth Tubby, The Scary Lion, and Cookae Mursar from Elmo's World Ü, and even the crowd of hookers and conga line of strippers from the Toy Story Ü series, and even some cryptids such as Siren Head and the North American Sasquatch, and even the witch from The Wizard of Oz, but they didn't appear for any other reason than to just come.
This went on for about a few seconds until Bertrum fired his weapon again. "You fucking assholes, what are you all doing here!" Skelly Welly Pelly walked in and yelled: "Well, everybody in Wumbleton will deserve it for being damn dirty idiots, who don’t deserve to live on Earth! Now you will join them to death!" "FUCK NO!" Bertrum yelled. What's with the cursing? Last time I checked, The Wumblers was for the whole family! Well I guess I was wrong!
"Okay, everyone shut the fuck up and listen to Bertrum. You’re all gonna go to hell if we have anything to say about it! We’ll get there on our own!" Raimundo said. Everyone else started laughing and screaming like crazy people. Skelly Welly Pelly took out a knife. Later, Bertrum said, "Hey! Why are you here?" Skelly Welly Pelly interrupted and began pounding him. “Don’t tell me, you had a nightmare and came back here?” Raimundo said. 
The scene then shifts to Bertrum’s parents. Baxter said, "This is getting strange. A statue of Mother Wumbler was cut in half. "I also saw that several figures are headed to our ice cream business," Bertha said. The Scary Lion, Skelly Welly Pelly, Darth Wumbler, and the other three skeletons who tormented our nightmares, according to my calculations, are those creatures, Baxter then informed Bertha. They both headed to the door of their ice cream shop after hearing the Kefka chuckle from Sonic.EXE. Later, they turned to face the window. 
"You've made a mistake," one of Skelly's assistants stated. "The last time we met, you were the one doing the making." "What is going on here?" Bertrum asked as he walked inside, "I heard screaming and I thought someone got kidnapped." Bertrum looked at the group of skeleton creatures that came with Skelly. He could hear their laughter, but not see them clearly. He walked forward until he felt something touch his shoe, he lifted his foot up and looked down.
The scene then cuts to static for a split second, until it cuts to Bertrum in a huge, dark, liminal fuckin' space. “Geez, I wonder what’s this place?” He then noticed there was a fucking lightswitch. 
As soon as he flipped the switch, the lights came on and the villains from this episode, along with the majority of the main characters appeared out of nowhere. “SURPRISE! HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY BERTRUM!!!” They all yelled like the total capacity of about 77,000 spectators. They all sounded like a fuckin’ jet engine. 
"Well, I'm so screwed." Bertrum said in anxiety.  
He began to walk into the light of the room where all the villains had gathered, while muttering something under his breath and trying not to be overwhelmed by so many people all at once. 
"SURPRISE, YOU ASSHOLE!" Everyone but Bertrum, yelled again, but fuckin' worse. Added into the mix are the 576 skeletons, the stdabbers Purple Elmo, Green Grover, as well as 60 zombies. Soon after it went to the birthday cake ceremony. Everyone sang "Happy Birthday to You" like zombies, but the lyrics are wrong. The lyrics went a little something like this...
Happy birthday to you
Nobody likes you
You sound like a fuckin’ mutual
So we're going to preform a fuckin' ritual!
This was then followed by the characters dancing really fast and jumping for joy while the song keeps on playing through a loop.
"I'll make sure you have fun, We'll be your best friends, And if you mess up we won't let you live! We won't let you live!" They all chanted in voices sounding like DaveTheUseless impersonating Gru in Grover's voice. "Sigh... I quit..." Raimundo said. "It's not that I don't want to do this," he started walking towards the cake. "But if anyone's gonna get eaten alive, it should be me.""Oh, come on!" Bertrum whined.
"No one's gonna eat me." he said, trying to convince himself even though he already knew the truth. Bertrum and Raimundo then ran into another liminal space as Skelly Welly Pelly walked over and grabbed a baseball bat. Bertrum and Raimundo then returned to Skelly, pleading with him not to hit anyone. The Skelly Welly Pelly, on the other hand, hit Bertrum in the noggin. Raimundo then ran back to his usual location and whipped out his fucking guitar. Suddenly, a fucking loud crash noise played as the liminal space collapse and broke apart, causing everyone present, including Bertrum and Raimundo, to fall down into a big hole. 
"HEY! SKELLY WELLY PELLY!" Darth Wumbler yelled loudly "YOU IDIOT, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SHOVE THE BOYS DOWN THERE!" Skelly Welly Pelly shouted back, causing everyone else to yell along with him. All of the characters then ran towards Bertrum, who was unconscious. They picked him up and carried him away from the hole. The scene then cuts back to Wumbleton.
Darth Wumbler then said: "It's time to turn Wumbleton, to Notelbmuw!" Paul the monkey from the DNA Productions logo walked in with the tropical music playing, and he said, "Who is this guy?" Bertrum then walked in and said "Uh, do I know you?" Soon after, the credits rolled. But when I thought the episode was over, Darth Wumbler popped up and yelled: "MURDER SHE WROTE, SO GO OUT AND VOTE!" 
It went back to the episode. Bertrum then said to Skelly Welly Pelly "Are you fucking kidding me? You want to know if I think that you're attractive?" Skelly then said, "I don't care what your opinion is. Ladies and gentlemen, the Killer Klowns from OUTER FUCKIN' SPACE!" The klowns, Jumbo, Fatso, Shorty, Rudy, Spikey, Slim, and Bibbo (from Killer Klowns from Outer Space) walk in to join in the villain army. Raimundo gasped, and exclaimed "¡Son esos villanos! It's those villains!" Bertrum then responded "Oh no, not the Killer Klowns from Outer Space! It can't be them!" 
"What are you clown aliens doing here in Wumbleton?” Clayton said. Jumbo then said: "Well, we've come to take you all home, but this isn't your planet!" Bertrum said "This is OUR planet!" Jumbo then added, "We've come to kill everybody here." Clayton said "Yeah, okay. But why would we help you do that? We've got our own evil plans to accomplish." Raimundo then said: "Quick! Let's sing a song about our emotions to tell these fuckers to get out of this planet!" Bertrum then grabbed out speakers out of nowhere, and he plugged them in and turned it on. 
They all started to scream loudly like fuckin’ banshees. They started singing in creepy zombie voices, as  they sang "There's nothing more we hate than people who sing. "TURN THE FUCKING SONG OFF, YOU ASSHOLE!" Bibbo yelled.  Bertrum replied, "But it's fun to make them angry! It makes for more songs!" 
Clayton said, "You're going to have to leave here eventually. You might as well make yourself useful by killing these freaks!" The characters started to scream LOUDER as it made the FUCKIN' CITY RESULT INTO A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE WITH NO CRACKS AND DAMAGES AND WATERMELONS BREAKING!!!  There was a moment of silence before they heard screaming coming from the distance. When they looked there they saw an enormous green monster with six arms and eight legs and a long tail. As it came closer to the building it had a look of utter horror on its face. The character in charge of the group shouted: "Run!" 
The Klowns then pulled out baseball bats and began fighting, similar to the fight scene from Harry Einfeld and Chums' Telecockneys segment. They all yelled like a mob. It went to static after 5 seconds of beating each other up. It then cuts to the opening scene's news reporter. He said the following: "I told you that the apocalypse is coming to Wumbleton. You will now join the victims of the apocalypse. It's all because of those hoodlums. As a result, life has no purpose. The truth is that you will all take part. Nobody accepts."
"All right, all right..." Raimundo explained. "You're not going to get away with my scheme." "We chose to give you this tonic while you were resting." Bertrum said. Raimundo held up a bottle of blood-red potion. "This is the potion that I conceived. Now we're plotting to avert the apocalypse!" 
WHAT?!” Darth Wumbler screamed. "We're going to finish your Wumbler life slowly and cleanly," Raimundo said. Darth Wumbler and his team then fled to Bertrum’s house to seek refuge. The other characters pursued them behind him.
Darth Wumbler discovered the rooster, Lenny, was possessed once he entered Bertrum's home. Lenny was a massive, monstrous robot with a realistic body, glassy eyes, small spots of plasma all over him, and a magnesium beak. "Oh shit, here we go again..." Darth Wumbler exclaimed.
He then took out his blaster and fired several shots at Lenny. The bullets bounced off of him harmlessly. "Hey! Why'd it do that?!" Darth Wumbler asked. Bertrum then came from around the corner, holding a pair of scissors. "Because you don't have a weapon." Bertrum said.
"Are you ready to be hypnotized, Darth Wumbler?" Raimundo asked.
“No…” Darth Wumbler wheezed and sobbed for a moment.
Darth Wumbler sobbed, wishing for mercy. His days were drawing to a close. The potion was then poured down Raimundo's throat by Bertrum.
Raimundo gave a sinister grin with his teeth. "It's time to really get you besieged, BITCH!" he said through his teeth. The characters began chasing after Darth Wumbler and his team. Raimundo ran behind him, trying to stop the madness. 
Darth Wumbler screamed as Raimundo ran towards him as they all started getting into a huge fight. Epic intense orchestral music in the style of William Lava was playing with Darth Wumbler, Bertrum, and Raimundo fighting side by side. They kept running until they reached a hillside.
Bertrum and Raimundo jumped on top of each other and landed on opposite sides. Raimundo landed first on Bertrum He then jumped up and landed on Darth Wumbler. Both of them then fell backwards onto the ground. They all continued running until they reached a cliff and stopped.
"I can't run anymore…" Darth Wumbler cried. He was about to fall into the chasm below him, and he magically got back to his UFO, and his team did the same thing. The UFO shrinked, and Bertrum launched a fucking rocket launcher, and they got the UFO back to outer space, After that, the characters cheered to victory.
They all went inside the UFO and sat on the ground. There was a lot of cheering and talking about what just happened. Then it occurred to the characters who were sitting there. "So what are we supposed to do now?" Bertrum asked. Raimundo then said: "Let's get back home!"
The scene then cut back to where the episode began. It showed everything, back to normal, as Bertrum turned on the TV, as it went to the news channel. On the news channel, it showed many Wumblers cheering to victory. The news reporter said offscreen: "This just in, Wumbleton has been saved! We've been told that the heroes, Bertrum, and Raimundo, have been instrumental in saving Wumbleton." Bertrum and Raimundo then did the We Did It dance from Dora the Explorer. During the middle of the song, it went static for a second, until it cut to a black background with white text.
The text said the following:
"And so, Bertrum and Raimundo saved Wumbleton but there's something they didn't expect to happen." 5 seconds later, Raimundo popped up and said "Now that we've annihilated these pathetic people, it's time to party!"
All of the characters cheered off-screen as it faded to a scene where all the characters were dancing and spazzing around at the same time while the song "Celebrate" by Kool and the Gang played in the background. 
It went on for 35 and a half seconds until it fades to see the Mother Wumbler statue, back to normal. It was fixed. Clyde #1 then said: "Nice job fixing this statue!" Clyde #2 then responded "Why thanks! We did it all together, like we always do!" Clayton then answered: "Yep! And I'm gonna make sure no one messes with us ever again!"
It went to a scene in which Bertrum is surrounded by Darth Wumbler. Bertrum said "Darth Wumbler, you and your team have been accused of not learning how to use weapons that have been given to you. As a result, you will have to spend many years in the dungeon!"
Darth Wumbler could do nothing because the only way to free him and his team was to pay 99 dollars, which they did not have. Then it cuts to the credits, with Starset's "My Demons" playing in the background. In addition, more of the credits were added. 
Examples include "Ruined and taken over by David Zaslav", "Stuck in the closet by ???", "Praying for an angel that never came...", "The worst nightmare of the most hated man in all of England", "Frozen in space", "A dead girl being buried in the ground", "I hate it here", and "Coffee shop." And then there was the final shot. It showed a picture of Bertrum and Raimundo. It said: ”They are still alive and happy together. I hope you understand." 
This wasn't exactly surprising, though. After that, it went to The Gaumont logo, but it was completely different. The entire logo is green. The Nelvana logo then surfaced, although like Gaumont, it had been altered.
Only the Nelvana name was altered from blue to brown and replaced with "FUCK YOU." The Paramount Television logo then appeared, however it was altered similarly to Gaumont & Nelvana. The text Paramount Television is in comic sans, and the words A VIACOM COMPANY are written in marker on a green background. Some dumb Yamaha keyboard with broken keys was horribly covering the music.
Soon after it went to the DHX Media logo, but... something's not actually right. The D has been replaced with the K with the H being red and the X with black and white stripes. This is so wrong that I am worried for my own sanity. Soon after, it went to many logos, which I'm feeling like this is a TCB Logos reference. It kept speeding up every millisecond until it went to static, and it showed a picture with all the characters disguised as Green Grover. On top, the text said:
"Hey! Are you stupid or something? The Wumblers are real. There ain't no such thing as zombies. There's also nothing called zombies, zombies, ghouls, zombies, zombies, zombies, zombies, zombies, zombies, zombies, zombies, zombies, zombies..."
After that, the DVD ended. I then proceeded to hide the DVD in my drawer because, how did this episode to the point where I couldn't believe what I just saw? I mean, I don't even know what it was about! What the hell is going on? What is happening at our school? Where is Mr. Mackey? Nevermind. 
The moral of our story is as follows and as I quote...
"When life gives you lemons, They'll make sure that a zombie comes through. But when life gives you lemons, You've got to keep trying to get lemonade. But, zombies come in all shapes and sizes! So if you have any questions, you can always ask the zombies…NOT!"