Fright Of Their Lives

Fright Of Their Lives is the 3rd song featured in Total Drama Project Reality. The song is sung in Too Much Sage.
== Lyrics ==
Vaughn: Okay
Listen up, I’m not gonna lie
Right now, you couldn’t frighten a fly
Or scare a seagull off of a fry
You ever stop to ask yourselves "why?"
Both of you are super polite
Middle class, suburban, and white
Well, all of that is finished tonight
Except for the white part
Obviously
Take your places
I want scary faces
Now go!
Bigger
Further
Harder
Not bad
Sever a head
Preferably someone you know
Lena: Look at me, I'm so scary
Vaughn: Don’t be so vanilla
Would a little anger kill ya?
C’mon, drop your panties
I’m trying to fill you
With wisdom and skill
And the instinct to kill
Charlize: Again, we do not want to kill anyone
Vaughn: Fine!
But somehow, someway
You gotta make 'em see ya'
I'm talkin' jumpscares
The jerky Japanese ghost-walk
Plus;
Learn to throw your voice
Fool your friends
Fun at parties
Charlize: Now THAT is cool!
I wanna do that!
Vaughn: Whatever it takes to make ‘em go crazy
Raising the stakes by punching a baby
Scare ‘em awake till they break
They'll be quaking in fright
Cause you’ve got some evil deep down inside you
Put all the farmer’s markets behind you
You’ve gotta work
Gotta haunt till it hurts
Through the night
And give those guys the fright of their lives
Yeah yeah!
Vaughn: Let’s start with things that you hate
Charlize: Well, hate’s a very strong word
Lena: Perhaps when people are late
Charlize: Or getting pooped on by birds
Vaughn: No, what fills you with rage?
Lena: Being mean to a pet
Charlize: Sage
Lena: Over-glutinous food
Charlize: Or when guys call me "dude"
Lena: Oh, I find that so rude!
Vaughn: Well, there’s lots there to use
Take a deep breath
And give me your best primal scream
Lena: Aaaah!
Charlize: Lena, that was brilliant!
Lena: Really?
Vaughn: Try it again
Maybe this time pretend like you mean it
Lena: Aaah!
Charlize: That was even better!
Lena: Thanks!
Vaughn: I want freedom
But to get my freedom I need them
To avoid getting voted out by 'em
Charlize & Lena: Vaughn, Vaughn, Vaughn?
Vaughn: I know that beggars can’t be choosers
But do they have to be such losers?
Both of them are deathly dull and lame
Charlize & Lena: Vaughn, Vaughn, Vaughn
Vaughn: Why Chris, slash Satan, did you send these bed wetters?
Even, like, a tax attorney would’ve been better
Somebody with gravitas
Somebody to fear who-
Charlize: Excuse me, Vaughn
We can kind of hear you
Vaughn: Yeah?
Well that was a soliloquy so you’re the one who’s being rude
Whatever it takes to make ‘em go crazy
Lena: Turn all the lights on
Charlize: Dress like a baby
Vaughn: Charlize, I don't even- No
Get your heads in the game
Charlize & Lena: Let’s hide their phones
Vaughn: Screw their phones!
Ugh, these dopes are both hopeless
How will I ever survive?
Unless they get the fright of their lives~
Charlize & Lena: Yes yes, we're feelin' it, they're gonna feel it, we're killin' it!
Vaughn: They gotta get the fright of their lives~
Charlize & Lena: We're scary, very very scary!
Vaughn: They’ll never get the fright of their lives
Charlize & Lena: Yeah!
Ugh
== Trivia ==
=== General ===
* The song 'Fright Of Their Lives' is actually a song from the musical 'Beetlejuice', sung by the Beetlejuice cast.
Category:Songs