Travis Touchdown vs Jack Cayman

Ep 4 of the Hannif Show. It pits Travis from No More Heroes and Jack Cayman from Madworld. 
== Beforemath ==
Dolan Duck: We are the NEW HOSTS GUYS!
Kirby Boy (gagged up): Lemme out! You stupid memes!
Spoderman: And your face is Stupid!
Gamer Girl: Why you have to release the meme portal Cheese...
Cheese Stick: Well...urm...cus it's cool?
Kirby Boy (sigh): Sigh...no doritoes for you Cheese Stick.
Cheese Stick: WAH!
Spoderman: While those f*gg*ts talk, lets continue with this stupis show.
== Interlude ==
Dolan Duck: The Wii, a game made for children around the globe, criticize for being...childish cus why not.
Spoderman: But when these two violent hack and slashin' blood painters brings in the cut, they have proven that Wii isn't just for younger audiences.
Dolan Duck: Like Travis, the crowned Assasin.
Spoderman: And Jack Cayman, the chain-saw wielding champion.
Dolan Duck: He's...dammit Spoderman I forgot my lines.
Spoderman: Thx a lot f*gg*t now you just ruined it!
Dolan and Spoderman fight brutally...and why is this becoming bold?
== Travis ==
Dolan Duck: In a world where assassins for some reason crawl in the worst Tokyo place ever, only a man known to prove to his points to be the most worthy assassin ever...a man that'll be a crowned king...a man known as Travis Toucdown.
Travis Touchdown: It's called fashionably late, f*ckface!
Spoderman: What daf*q you f*gg*t! He's just some pervy nerd who happens to be an otaku that just watches hentai! I thought we are talking about some bada** assassin that wields a building sized blades that doesn't even look at explosions! Why do we even jackpot this any ways!
Dolan Duck: Spoderman...we talked about this...anyways...Travis Touchdown's backstory is kinda...muddled up. You see his parents are killed by his sister Jeanne and had a twin brother he never knew and decided to be an assassin by watching some video tapes and became a so-called prepared assassin. Pretty sums it up.
Spoderman: And...still doesn't convinces on how edgy this guy is!
Dolan Duck: *Sigh*, please stop underestimating him. Anyways, Travis maybe just some random otaku who loves Mexican wrestling but he is a formidable assassin. 
Spoderman: As the Otaku wields lightsab-I mean Beam Katana! A beam katana strong to slice an armed like butter, sprouting out cherry blossom juice, giving it the flavour of the game...what a piece of art! 
Dolan Duck: Though Travis wields a variety of beam katanas ranging from his preferred weapon the Blood Berry. 
Spoderman: The blood berry is capable of cutting through metal even if it's not charged. 
== Jack ==
== FIGHT! ==
== Results ==
Category:Male-on-Male
Category:Anti-Hero VS Anti-Hero themed Warfares
Category:Video Game themed Warfares
Category:Gore themed warfare
Category:Hannif Hussain
Category:Abandoned Warfares