Bomberman vs. Voltorb

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==Cast==
Fel as Bomberman
Brandon Lorbes as Voltorb
== Lyrics ==
=== Bomberman: ===
Let's blow things up! I'm Bomberman dropping more than literal bombs
It's just so weird that I'm rapping against this shitty Pokemon
You're just a electrified marble who has a useless fucking moveset
I'll send you blasting off to the stars just like Team Rocket
Roll back home to the power plant and do your work as a battery
This fuse is about to go off, Voltorb, you better hurry
Your time is going down like the HP bar you round fuck
You're looking angry bro, what are you gonna do? SELFDESTRUCT?
=== Voltorb: ===
Charging my power cause I wanna save my energy til the end
Don't think you can train this electric-type, cause I am no one's friend
I'll show you the meaning of Explosion, you Osama Bin Laden wannabe
I bet you can't throw them bombs on target because you're Japanese
Your job is crazy Bomberman, how are you not arrested yet?
In this battle, this wild guy will be the hardest Pokemon to catch
It would really be funny if you made yourself explode
I know I'm a Voltorb, but I'm still strong as an Electrode
=== Bomberman: ===
Let's play some Hot Potato with this bomb in my hand
Just quit already bitch, cause your series turned bland
My hobby just happens to save the world, thank you very much
Looks like I'm gonna have to use my Power-Ups to kick it up a notch
Don't you Screech at me, I'll just make you go Sonic BOOM
You lost this battle, but there's no reason to feel so Gloom
Call me Lt. Surge because I'm the one training you
I burned you in this battle just like Blaine would do
=== Voltorb: ===
Even though I don't have hands, I'll strangle you to death
Get you Koffing and Weezing until your out in a casket bed
The Ninja Koga uses me in his gym as a booby trap
Don't get me started on your outfit, it just makes me laugh
I'm about to burst open like I'm an actual Poke Ball
Just like your ancestor and the twin towers, you're gonna fall
Looks like Bomberman has fainted, I've won this fight
Get it mother fucker? YOU LOST! And boom goes the dynamite
== Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link) ==
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/bomberman-vs-voltorb-gaming
== Rap Battle (Karaoke) ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz1qMb17QKA
== Poll ==
<poll>
Who Won?
Bomberman
Voltorb
</poll>