Squidward's Spooky Toilet

Squidward's Spooky Toilet is the 82nd episode of wait wut. and the 7th episode of the 5th season.
== Transcript ==
(Squidward is having a wonderful morning, cleaning his toilet)
Squidward: Ah, what a lovely morning. Peace, and quiet. No SpongeBob, and no Patrick. Everything is going perfectly fine.
Squidward’s toilet: AAAAA
Squidward: AHH! You can talk?!
Squidward’s toilet: Of course I can, you dumb bastard. Now listen up, I need you to do me a favor.
Squidward: Yeah?
Squidward’s toilet: I need you to… flush me.
Squidward: Okay then. (he flushes his toilet)
Squidward’s toilet: Oh fuck yeah that feels nice. Now get in.
Squidward: What, why?
Squidward’s toilet: JUST DO IT!
(Squidward sighs as he flushes himself down his own fucking toilet. He ends up in a sewage system)
Squidward: It’s really dark and damp in here. Why the hell did my own toilet want me to go down here?
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