Joe 2.0

"Joe 2.0" is the ninth episode of SBFW: Finding Bigfoot. Written by JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway, the episode was first aired on 18th February 2022, alongside "Out with the Joe, in with the New" on Current. The episode had last-minute edits made to it due to consultance with FireMatch about its content.
===Synopsis===
Joe and their dad discuss Joe's new lifestyle.
===Transcript===
[The episode starts with Joe and her dad, Scott, eating at Burger King.]
Scott: You know, at first I didn’t really understand all this transgenderama drama all that much, but I think I’m glad just to see my little kid happy. Even if it means that they have to have big bazongas to find happiness.
Joe: Aw, Dad…
Scott: I mean, yous finally moved out and taken all your My Little Pony figurines with you–man, I really shoulda known.
Joe: My favourite was always Rainbow Dash, after all.
Scott: Joe, that’s the gayest thing I’ve ever heard, and God, am I thankful for it. Yous found your true self! I mean, it’s surprising how little change this has made. It’s almost peaceful around here now. Me and your mom ain’t even arguing no more!
[Cut to Scott in his kitchen, making coffee, with a gravestone that reads “Martha Mama: Shamed Mother of At Least One”, sitting at a table.]
Scott: Want some coffee, honey?
[Grim silence follows.]
Scott: Hey, it’s better than “Fuck you, deadbeat asshole, I never want to see your face again”. Ain’t that right, sweetheart?
[A couple more seconds of grim silence.]
Scott: Ah, well.
[He puts the coffee down and takes a swig of liquor out of his cabinet instead, before it cuts back to Scott and Joe at Burger King.]
Scott: You ain’t even changed your friends. I mean, I’m seeing you hanging out with the same dudes you always been showin’ up to the house with.
[Cut to Joe walking on the street and being greeted by her friend, who she high-fives.]
Joe: Ayy, how’s it going, Josh?
Josh: Yooo, nice tits, my guy!
Joe: Thanks, bro!
Josh: Ayo, Johnny, check this out real quick!
[A large pink giraffe comes stumbling close to Josh and Joe.]
Josh: Lil’ Joe pushin’ a different kind of P now! She pushin’ pussy, homeboy!
John.: Ayyy, that’s my Joey right there!
Joe: Actually, I haven’t had bottom surgery yet.
[Josh and John. seem a bit startled and confused, but soon come around to the idea.]
Joe: Ohh… so you a freaky bitch now, huh? Come on in, let me introduce you to my new holmes. Fair warning: he a bit goth-y, know what I mean? Ayo, Rob!
[A black-haired man with androgynous clothing, gothic cufflinks and dark black eyeshadow walks up to the trio.]
Robert: [monotone] Hi, I’m Robert. I do not consider there to be much hope for me on this planet, and think the best solution is for me to end it all.
John.: That’s our Rob!
[An obnoxious laugh track plays and a cheesy 90s sitcom jingle plays over it as “Executive Producer: JASBRE” appears on the screen. The episode ends as the screen fades to black.]
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