Opening/Robbing Ruggedo, Bulba, Splatter Phoenix, and Hunter J

(We open on a beautiful night in Agrabah. Then we see Crash, Tawna, Sombra, Coco, Mohawk, Sabrina, Luz, and Lisa Bandicoot, Genie "Gene," (In his real boy form) Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Webigail "Webby" Vanderquack playing catch with a frisbee in the palace gardens, having fun while Scrooge McDuck watched with a soft smile)
Aladdin Parodies Studios present....
(Then after Luz threw the frisbee, a new figure caught it. They noticed and smiled. It was a male Meowth kitten with light beige fur, brown tips on his toes and curly tail, two tiny whiskers on his forehead, two tiny whiskers on each side of his cheeks, black ears with the interior colored pink, and has an oval-shaped gold coin on his forehead, and next to him is an 8 year old male bat with dark purplish gray fur, large ears with periwinkle interiors, yellow eyes, periwinkle wing membranes, a pink crescent-shaped nose, sharp white fangs, and wearing a white basketball tanktop with a red stripe around his torso, blue shorts, white socks, and blue and white converse shoes)
Luz: Good catch!
Male bat child: Not a single miss.
Male Meowth kitten: Thank you.
(Sabrina then turned to Crash's group)
Sabrina: Hey, Mom, Dad, guys? Could you tell me, Mohawk, Luz, and Lisa the story of how our two friends here (Gestures to the male Meowth kitten and male bat child) came to exist?
(Tawna giggled a bit)
Tawna: Sabrina, you, Lisa, and the boys heard this story before.
Mohawk: Once again won't hurt.
Male bat child: He has a point.
Coco: Are you sure?
Lisa: (To Coco) Of course, Mommy. (Looking at us readers) And besides, they need to know, too, guys.
(Even the male Meowth kitten agreed)
Male Meowth kitten: Lisa has a point.
(After giving a contemplation, even Scrooge, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, and Gene agreed with them with a smile)
Scrooge: Aye, that is a fair educational purpose.
Gene, Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Webby: (Nods) That's right.
(Giving in with smiles, Crash, Tawna, Sombra, and Coco nods)
Crash: How can we refuse a storytelling?
(Then he lets Sombra begin)
Sombra: It all began one week after Myotismon's group and Merlock were defeated and your mother, aunt, uncle, and I, along with Scrooge's family and Gene, went on our honeymoon and magically had you four kids....
(Then we slowly pan and zoom into a torch)
Soraladdin 2: The Return of Myotismon
(Then we crossfade into a desert at night as we hear Crash, Sombra, and Gene singing. At the same time, a gang of thieves on horses raced across the desert, lead by two female figures and a male figure, the first female figure carrying a big bag containing something big)
Crash: (Voice-over) Follow us to a place
Where incredible feats
Gene: (Voice-over) Are routine every hour or so
Sombra: (Voice-over) Where enchantment runs rampant
Gets wild in the streets
Gene: (Voice-over) Open sesame, here we go
Crash, Sombra, and Gene: (Voice-over) Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
(The thieves are heading for what appears to be a mountain. But as we get closer, we see an opening which they and their horses charged into. They race down a path to what appears to be a place for treasure)
Crash, Sombra, and Gene: (Voice-over) Pack your shield, pack your sword
You won't ever get bored
Though get beaten or gored you might
C'mon down stop on by
Hop a Gummi Ship and fly
To another Arabian night
Arabian night
(As soon as the thieves arrived, they slowed down and stopped. They got off carrying sacks and chests of the treasures they swiped while two of the riders hold a bunch of it in their hands)
Thief 1: We did a good job tonight.
Thief 2: Oh, yes. We must have stolen so much, we may unable to be to steal anymore.
(The female figures and male figure climbed off their own horses, all wearing their own black cloaks. The first female figure is a human woman with pale blue eyes, short light purple spiky hair, and wearing a dark purple tunic with a right arm sleeve over a red long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit, a metal armor gauntlet on the left forearm by her hand, red fingerless gloves, a light purple belt, red knee-high high-heeled boots, and sometimes carries dark brown scanner sunglasses to wear at times. She is Hunter J, the leader of the thieves. The last female figure, the one carrying the big bag, is a female anthro duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, long black hip-length hair, and wearing black fingerless gloves, green dangly earrings, if she has ears, black eyeshadow, a black medium-sleeved blouse with puffy shoulder sleeves, a purple sleeveless halter dress with a yellow sash around her waist, black thigh-length leggings, and black cuffed boots, and sometimes carries a paintbrush with black paint. She is Splatter Phoenix, Hunter J's partner and the other leader of the thieves. And the male figure is a male hulking well-built anthro bull with indigo fur, a peach snout and mouth, white horns, and wearing a red long-sleeved business suit with four gold buttons, a pale purplish blue long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up business shirt, an orange necktie, purple business pants, brown shoes, and a white long-sleeved lab coat. He is Taurus Bulba, Hunter J and Splatter Phoenix's partner and the other leader of the thieves. After they removed their cloaks, they smirked evilly in agreement)
Splatter Phoenix: Well, obviously.
Hunter J: (To the thieves, agreeing) And not to mention recapturing mine and Splatter Phoenix's fountains of youth. (To Bulba) Right, Taurus Bulba?
Bulba: Indeed, Hunter J.
(Splatter Phoenix placed the bag down and pulled two figures out, gagged and their hands and paw-like hands tied behind their own backs. The first figure is a female Dark-type scratching cat Pokemon who looks exactly like her Kanto region counterpart, but she has light steel blue fur, pale lavender tips on her toes and curly tail, two whiskers on her forehead, two whiskers on each side of her cheeks, navy blue ears with the interior colored pale lavender, and has an oval-shaped gold coin on her forehead. And the last figure is a female tan beige furred bat with brown eyes and wearing a pale pink neckerchief, a white short-sleeved shirt, a blue skirt, and black sandals. After Splatter Phoenix and Hunter J removed each gag from the female scratching cat Pokemon and female bat respectively, the female scratching cat Pokemon and female bat spoke angrily)
Female scratching cat Pokemon: Who do you think you are, taking us back here?!
Female bat: We don't want to be you and Splatter Phoenix's fountains of youth anymore, Hunter J!
(As they talk, neither of them sees a pair of arms reaching out and swiping some of the treasure)
Hunter J: (Sarcastically) Really?
Splatter Phoenix: (Sarcastically) Well, we're shocked and hurt from you both saying that. (Seriously) But you and Stellaluna don't have a choice, Meowzie.
Hunter J: You both have special powers, you both have healing powers.
Bulba: And for the record, Hunter J and Splatter Phoenix own you both.
(The female scratching cat Pokemon, now revealed to be Meowzie, and the female bat, now revealed to be Stellaluna, glared angrily)
Thief 3: (Glaring) Of course, we wouldn't be able to steal and find those two in the first place if it weren't for our other "Fearless" leader besides you three.
(Nearby is someone trying to get something out of a vase. He is a male purple creature called a Nome with a bald head with long violet blue hair and a long violet blue sideburn-like beard, violet blue eyebrows, a big dark purple nose, small elf-like ears, and wearing a gold crown with emeralds, a magenta king robe, a black and red miner king-like outfit, red gloves, and long brown boots. He is Ruggedo the Nome King, their main leader. Bulba rolled his eyes in annoyance along with Hunter J and Splatter Phoenix)
Bulba: (In annoyance) Let me help you get your hand out of there, Ruggedo.
(Hunter J and Splatter Phoenix, after looking with Bulba at Ruggedo's incompetence in a calm awkward way, then glared daggers at the thieves)
Hunter J: Fearless or not, we're the leaders.
Splatter Phoenix: And you have to do what we say!
(The two then helped Bulba get Ruggedo's left hand out of the vase. It came loose, causing the vase to fall over and get smashed in the progress. The thieves glared at the four of them)
Splatter Phoenix: I hope you're happy, Ruggedo.
Hunter J: You just made us break a vase!
Bulba: Never mean to, Splatter Phoenix and Hunter J.
Ruggedo: He has a point. We got plenty of vases.
(The four walked over to a chest and opened it. They smiled greedily at all the gold while Hunter J just gave a calm evil smirk)
Ruggedo: Isn't this incredible, our band of desert rats?
Bulba: This is much better than robbing those losers blindly, (Gestures haughtily to Ruggedo, who nods smugly in agreement) in the underground for your case, that is.
Ruggedo: (Nods smugly) Yep-er-rooney!
(With a chuckle, Bulba takes a crystal rose and puts it in his vest pocket to make himself look better)
Ruggedo: Why are you getting the crystal rose?
Bulba: Because it is a bonus for being one of the beloved leaders, of course.
(Chuckling wickedly a bit in agreement with Bulba, Ruggedo then points his index finger at the chest of gold and sack of jewels, laughing greedily a bit)
Ruggedo: And that....
Ruggedo and Bulba: And that are part of it!
Splatter Phoenix: (To the thieves, sneeringly) So there you go. More for us.
Thief 1: (Angrily) And what is our reward, bosses?
(With a smile, Hunter J tossed at the thieves a very small sack. The thieves looked at it dumbstruck as Hunter J walks off with Ruggedo, Splatter Phoenix, and Bulba)
Hunter J: There is your reward.
Ruggedo, Splatter Phoenix, and Bulba: Enjoy it well.
(The thieves looked furious. They are about to attack the four when Hunter J and Splatter Phoenix gasped)
Splatter Phoenix: Wait a minute!
Hunter J: Where are Meowzie and Stellaluna?!
(Sure enough, they noticed Meowzie and Stellaluna are gone from where they both sat originally, and the ropes that once tied each their own hands and paw-like hands behind their own backs are cut, indicating that someone must've freed them both, or they both must've freed themselves)
Ruggedo: They're gone!
Bulba: You think?!
(Suddenly, one of the chests begins to be lifted off the ground and float away)
Thief 2: Guys, the chest! She's moving away!
Thief 3: (Gulps) It is not natural!
Ruggedo: GHOSTS!!
(Hunter J, Bulba, and Splatter Phoenix noticed something and reached for the chest. They pulled off what appeared to be an invisible cloak. It is revealed that it is an invisibility cloak hiding some figures who are trying to make off with the chest. They are Flip, Pikachu, Eevee, Icarus, Leo the male Red Lionstar, and Moonshee. They sensed something's wrong and turned to see that they've been discovered. They smiled nervously)
Flip: Oh, hey, fellas.
(Then they got determined)
Leo: Alright if we join the party?
Pikachu: (Preparing his electric shock attack) Pi...!
Ruggedo: (Taking his sword out) How dare you try to steal from me and my group?!
(Just when Pikachu got ready to shock Ruggedo's group, a thief grabbed him by his ears, much to his pain)
Pikachu: (In pain) Piiiiiikaaaaaa!
Flip: (Getting grabbed with Eevee, Icarus, Leo, and Moonshee) Hey, hey, hey! Back off!
Leo: (Struggling) Let go of us!
(Then, just when Ruggedo's group was about to strike them with their swords after Bulba, Splatter Phoenix, and Hunter J pulled their swords out....)
Boy: (Voice-over) Hey, don't you and your group even think about it, Ruggy!
(Ruggedo's group and their gang looked confused. Suddenly four figures came jumping in stomping on the thieves' heads while wielding Keyblades. They jumped and landed in front of the four leaders. Pikachu's group, while breaking free from the thieves' grips thanks to the figures jumping on the thieves' heads, smiled as they noticed their figures and ran up to them. The figures are none other than Sora, his left cheek all healed by now, Ash and Kaya Ketchum, and Little Nemo. Ruggedo's group frowned angrily as they speak to them)
Ruggedo: And who are you boys and that girl?
Sora: Well, I am Sora.
Ash: My name's Ash Ketchum, and my sister, Kaya.
Kaya: (Teasingly) Yep, that's me!
Nemo: And I'm Nemo.
(The villains noticed Meowzie and Stellaluna, already untied, right next to Sora)
Splatter Phoenix: (Flatly glaring) And let us guess; You secretly freed them both, right?
Hunter J: (Flalty glaring) Behind our backs like that?
Sora's gang: Yep!
Ruggedo and Bulba: Get those boys and their gangsters!
Hunter J and Splatter Phoenix: And don't hurt Meowzie and Stellaluna!
(The thieves, with their swords out, jumped at Sora's gang, but Sora suddenly used Aeroga and disappeared in a puff of wind)
Thief 3: Where did those brats go now?
Thief 1: (Pointing) Look!
(The thieves turned and saw Sora's gang, Meowzie, and Stellaluna running off with most of their treasure)
Thief 1: They got our treasure!
Ruggedo's group: Stop them!
(The thieves charged at the heroes. With the heroes, they are running while talking)
Meowzie: Thanks for getting me and Stellaluna out of this mess so far.
Stellaluna: We thought we were goners being held captive again.
Sora: Don't thank us just yet.
Ash: Right now, focus on escaping from here.
Kaya: In other words....
Nemo: Escape first, thank us later.
(Suddenly, the thieves caught up with them. But the heroes, except a weaponless Stellaluna and Meowzie, got their weapons out and fought them off, knocking them aside. Suddenly, one thief almost sneak-attacked them when both Meowzie and Stellaluna each blasted their own fireball at the thief, knocking him aside. Noticing that, Sora's gang smiled at Meowzie and Stellaluna)
Sora's gang: Thanks!
Pikachu: (Happily) Cha!
(They then fended off more thieves with their attacks and/or magic)
Nemo: Hey, Aku-Aku, Crunch!
Flip: Whenever you're ready!
(Suddenly, Aku-Aku and Crunch Bandicoot themselves came flying in inside their Gummi Ship)
Crunch: Say no more and hold tight!
Aku-Aku: One escape ride coming up!
(Ruggedo looked dumbstruck as the heroes, with all the treasure they have stolen, suddenly flying off in the Gummi Ship after boarding quickly. Even Bulba, Hunter J, and Splatter Phoenix are livid)
Ruggedo: They got a Gummi Ship?! 
Bulba: (Grabs Ruggedo) They got a Gummi Ship!
Ruggedo: And a good looking one.
Hunter J: And a living magic tiki mask!
(The heroes then began to fly off in a hurry)
Crunch: For thieves, they sure are dumb ones.
Flip: These guys aren't so scary.
Meowzie: Even though Hunter J and Splatter Phoenix are somewhat scary and not so dumb like them.
Stellaluna: Along with even Bulba and sometimes Ruggedo, the buffoon.
Leo: Good thieves but bad fighters.
Flip: (Looking down) Hey! I think we miss one!
(Flip points down at the one last sack of treasure down below. Ruggedo's group looked shocked as the heroes swooped down and grabbed it)
Splatter Phoenix: You will not take our treasure!
Bulba: Return them!
(Letting go of Ruggedo, Bulba and even Ruggedo jumps up and grabs the Gummi Ship's left wing. Ruggedo screams a bit as the good guys flew around the room)
Crunch: (Trying to shake Ruggedo and Bulba off) Hey! No hitchhikers!
Aku-Aku: (Helping Crunch) Get off!
Ruggedo and Bulba: Never!
(Flip noticed the crystal rose in Bulba's lab coat pocket. With a playful smirk, he grabs it)
Flip: I'll be taking that.
Bulba: That's mine and Ruggedo's group's!
Kaya: (In a mocking baby talk) Aw, not anymore.
(Bulba and Ruggedo swiped at Kaya and Flip respectively with their own fists, but missed. What's even worst, Ruggedo accidentally punched Bulba's arm, causing him to accidentally elbow Ruggedo's chin, making them both let go of the Gummi Ship's left wing in the progress. The two screamed a bit as they started falling. Their falling was cut short as they landed in a statue of a monster's claw. However, the claw broke off and crashes to the ground with them still on it, stunning them due to the both of them bumping their heads on one of the claw's fingers. Hunter J and Splatter Phoenix got angrily annoyed)
Hunter J and Splatter Phoenix: Idiots!
(They pulled their own hoverboards out and darted at the heroes, but they outwitted them and made both female villains crash into a mud puddle nearby, much to their chagrin. The heroes then flew towards the exit)
Sora: Time for us to head back to Agrabah!
Sora's gang, Meowzie, and Stellaluna: Got it!
(The heroes flew out of the exit just before the doors closed. Once they made it out, the heroes flew across the desert as they headed back to Agrabah)
Coming up: A certain group consisting four mutants, two humans, a male crippled bat, and a male scratching cat Pokemon free themselves from a certain black lamp and after a huge fight between them against a certain group of imprisoned villains, decide to go off on their own, tired of being their punching bags and being pushed around, while at the same time, the heroes return to Agrabah's palace and after being congratulated for rescuing Meowzie and Stellaluna and taking back the loot from the thieves by the residents, are told of having dinner plans tonight while meeting some new friends, among them Namine, Xion, Aqua, and Olette's boyfriends and their own Dream Eater pets.
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