Dutt Kroasis

Dutt Kroasis was a terrestrial planet characterized by its peculiar, geometeric surface. Dutt Kroasis was home to the highest concentration of Bismuth in the Omniverse. Mountains, beaches, and everything in-between were mostly comprised of Bismuth. Even the Dutt Kroasians, the primary lifeforms of this planet, had large quantities of Bismuth inside of them. 
Dutt Kroasis was a common refueling station for Combine spacecraft, something that earned it the nickname "The C.O.C.K. Hole" among the common folk.
=== Mining Controversies ===
==== Child Labor Controversy ====
Dutt Kroasis was under much scrutiny due to the planetary government's policy of using children to mine for Bismuth. The king of Dutt Kroasis, Otto Von Bismuth, justified this practice by explaining that the children were slimmer and stupider, and were of less value should they be lost. Von Bismuth claimed that the parents of these children should be proud if their child died mining for Bismuth. Amazingly, Otto Von Bismuth had a 98% approval rating with his constituents during the time of these comments.
==== Hunter Biden's Lair ====
In 50,321 A.B., Hunter Biden was discovered roughly 7 kilometers under the surface of Dutt Kroasis. It was discovered he had assembled an unholy abomination in his father's image (see Joe Biden II). Joe Biden II became a public health risk and as such Hunter Biden was barred from ever setting foot inside of a mine again, as well as being permanently banned from Dutt Kroasis. 
==== Mining Redundancy ====
The government of Dutt Kroasis was frequently asked why mining Bismuth was such a massive part of their culture, considering there was plenty of Bismuth on the surface already (not to mention inside of them). The office of King Otto Von Bismuth would always respond to requests for comment on this issue by delivering a large sheet of steel with a mysterious, pentagram-like symbol thought to have been a Kroasian demon summoning spell to the doorsteps of journalists.
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