Jonesy

== Description ==
Jonesy is the main icon of the game Fortnite. During the rapture, Jonesy was memed into existence, most likely due to the wide popularity of Fortnite Battle Royale or Will, Simon, Jay and Neil's obsessive squad marathons of the game.
A particular interest was taken to Jonesy, particularly his perfect aesthetic appearance with blonde hair, blue eyes, and other strong facial features. Muscular and brave, Jonesy can take care of himself and he knows it.
Currently in Cockovania, Jonesy is the top commander of the Cockovania Armed Forces and has led his men into victorious battles numerous times. Most notably, he has won many victories over David George when David announced a revolution for independence for his held territories.
== Past ==
In Fortnite Battle Royale, Jonesy was still seen as an individual, but in reality the Jonesy was a species of sentient individuals native to the Fortnite Islands. Most had to earn their place and fight for survival, those surviving tending to evolve into stronger Jonesy variants. Jonesys can come in many variants
Baby Jonesy: Newborn Jonesys come in the form of their default appearance. Unexperienced and intimidated by the big scary world, Jonesys tend to display poor thought processes and a lack of combat prowess. It is estimated on average that only 1 out of 100 Default Jonesys evolve to the next stage. The Default Jonesy is remarkable however, for being the main drive for Jonesy's rise to popularity.
Adolescent Jonesy: Passing through the newborn stage, an Adolescent Jonesy may choose to celebrate his prestige through equipping gear earned through the free Battle Pass tiers, such as the Precision backpack and Gentleman's Dab. They are still however just barely competent enough to be successful in combat, though survival rates are much higher than the default Jonesy.
Adult Jonesy: At the point of Adult stage, Jonesy's are fully capable and can pull off impressive manuevers to ensure their survival. The can be easily identified from Baby and Adolescent Jonesys by their use of either paid Battlepass Jonesys such as the Spaceman Jonesy or cheap Item Shop Jonesys such as Highrise Assault Trooper.
Elderly Jonesy: Elderly Jonesys are professional warriors, and have a lot of prestige on the battlefield. They command a defining presence, and can typically be identified through high cost skins such as Rex or the Sun Tan Specialist.