Lawson Ruins Thanksgiving and Gets Grounded

(inspired by the Simpsons episode Bart vs. Thanksgiving)
At the lounge, Lawson's dad was trying to get a started with a set of bellows in the fireplace, but was having a hard time making progress.
Lawson's grandpa: That's no way to lay a fire! Where's your kindling?
Lawson's dad: This thing's gonna be roaring any time now.
Lawson's dad heard his wife calling.
Lawson's mum's voice: Dinner! Dinnertime, everybody! Dinner!
Lawson's dad: The hell with this.
Lawson and his family took their seats at the table.
Lawson's mum: Okay, Sharon, we're ready for your centerpiece.
Sharon arrived downstairs with her centerpiece.
Lawson's mum gasped and was impressed.
Lawson's mum: Sharon, my goodness. That's very impressive.
Sharon set her centerpiece down on the table. Lawson's dad was amazed.
Lawson's dad: Holy moly! That's the biggest...
Then Lawson's dad paused.
Lawson's dad: ...one of those I ever saw!
Lawson's grandma asked Sharon.
Lawson's grandma: How long did that take you, honey?
Sharon: I couldn't tell you how many hours. It was a labor of love. It's my homage to some American heroes who may not have fought any wars, but who neverless...
Lawson sang the 20th Century Fox opening while bringing the turkey in.
Lawson: Da da da daaa! Da da da da daa! Bra da da da daa!
Lawson's dad: Speaking of heroes, here's mine: Tom Turkey! Hahahaha!
Lawson's dad revved the electric knife.
Lawson: Yikes! What is that?
Sharon: It's the centerpiece, Lawson.
Lawson: Well, it's taking up valuable real estate.
Lawson nudged the centerpiece.
Sharon: Hey, Erwin, stop it!
Lawson was serious.
Lawson: Move it or lose it, toots!
Sharon: Mum!
Lawson's mum: Now just a minute, I'm sure there's room for both.
Lawson and Sharon started fighting over the centerpiece.
Sharon: Erwin, you're wrecking it! Let go! I worked forever on this!
Lawson and Sharon continued to fight over it like a game of tug-of-war as the family watched, the centerpiece landed in the fireplace and the fire roared to life, Sharon screamed loudly in horror.
Sharon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Lawson's grandpa: Hey, that got her going!
Lawson: B****in'!
Sharon tried to pick up her centerpiece with a log grabber, but it quickly turned to ashes and turned to Lawson. She was furious.
Sharon: ERWIN!
Sharon started attacking Lawson.
Sharon: You don't even care! You don't even care!
Lawso's parents broke Lawson and Sharon apart from their fight, Sharon then ran upstairs, crying.
Sharon: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Lawson's parents were furious with Lawson.
Lawson's dad: Alright, Erwin, that's it! You're grounded, grounded, grounded for a week! Go to your room now!
Lawson: OK, I'll take some white meat and stuffing to go, and send up the pumpkin pie in about twenty minutes.
Lawson's dad: I said now!
Lawson: Mum, do I have to?
Lawson's mum: Yes, you do! I hope you're happy, Erwin! You've ruined Thanksgiving! You've destroyed your sister's centerpiece! It took many hours for her to make! Now she has to make another one, because of you! Go to your room right this instant!
Lawson went to his room, crying.
Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
CAST
Eric as Lawson
Wiseguy as Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)
Professor as Lawson's grandpa
Kimberly as Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum)
Kendra as Lawson's grandma
Kate as Sharon
TRIVIA
This episode is inspired by the Simpsons episode Bart vs. Thanksgiving
Category:Lawson's grounded days
Category:Grounded Stuff