Wuhu, It’s Summer Time!

Wuhu, It’s Summer Time Is The First Episode Of Total Drama: Wuhu Island
== Transcript ==
The Episode, And Series, Opens On A Sandy Beach Where Chris McLean, The Titular Host Made Imfamous By His Actions On Total Drama, Is Standing, Wearing His Signature Attire And A Pair Of Sunglasses.
Chris - Welcome, Ladies And Gentlemen, To A Little Spin-Off Of, You Guessed It, Total Drama! 
Chris Walked Down A Dirt Path Once He Left The Beach, Still Looking At The Camera. 
Chris - So, Here’s The Deal. After Our Last Season, The Producers Thought I Could “Use Some Fresh Air”. So They Sent Me (The Camera Zooms Out, Revealing A Massive Island) To Here: Wuhu Island, A Tropical Resort Island Known For All The Various Sports And Activities To Take Part In.
The Camera Cuts To Chris Standing In The Middle Of Wuhu Town, As The Capstone Theme Builds Up To The Climax.
Chris - So Grab Your Suitcases, And Your Sunscreen. Because This Is Gonna Be The Hottest Spin-Off To Ever Be Seen. Welcome To... TOTAL! DRAMA! WUHU ISLAND!!!
After The Theme Song’s Closing Riffs, Chris Is Shown Standing On Starboard Harbour, Wuhu Island’s Small Marina.
Chris - As You May Have Guessed By The Trailers, I’m Not Taking This Vacation Alone, Four Campers From Across The Saga Have Decided To Join Me, Including One Special Guest From The Ridonculous Race. (Shudders)
Just As Chris Finishes His Sentence, A Moderately-Sized First-Class Cruise Ship, The Queen Peach, Docks Into The Harbour. Among The Many People Departing The Ship, Is Chris’ First Companion: It’s Owen, Carrying His Orange Suitcase.
Chris - (Gestures To Owen) Owen, Our Season One Winner!
Owen - (Seasick) Sweet Pyramid Of Giza, Couldn't There Been A Better Way To Get Us Here? 
Chris - Sorry, Dude. Can’t Blow Up Anything Anymore, Not Without A Lawsuit.
Owen - Good, Because I’ve Been Watching Pahkitew Island, And I Have A LOOOOT Of Complaints.
As Owen Walks Past Chris, Another Companion Walks Up To Chris, Looking Like A Steam Train Whose Safety Valve Has Failed, And Carrying A Green Suitcase That Looks Like It’s Camouflaged.
Chris - Hey There, Brick!
Brick - (Angry) Don’t Play Dumb With Me, Chris. Blowing Up A Blimp Full Of Campers? That Is The Height Of Dishonour!
Chris - (Annoyed) Hey, I Said I Was Sorry!
Brick - Well, I Hope You Learn That Sometimes, Sorry Doesn’t Cut It! 
With His Threat Delivered, Brick Marched Past Chris, And Stood Next To Owen, His Anger Dropping Into A Smile.