New Baby

==Characters==
Nat PetersonShubieSusieDr. ForrestSadie RechidEvelynBaby Billy (debut)
==Transcript==
(Scene cuts to Nat pacing back and forth while Shubie's sitting in a chair) 
Nat: "How can you be pregnant?" 
Shubie(crying): "I don't know Nat, I just don't know." 
Nat: "This can't be possible! Wait a minute, how long have you been pregnant for?" 
Shubie: "A few months. I went to the doctor a couple of months ago, and he said that I was pregnant. I just didn't tell you because, I- I didn't think you'd undersand." 
Nat: "Well, you're right, I don't understand. I'm moving out." 
Shubie: "No! Nat, we have to get through this. Trust me, I wasn’t planning on having another child either. But we have to do this, for our baby." 
Nat(sighs): "You're right. For the baby. Now I'm going to work." 
Shubie: "Nat, thank you." Shubie gives Nat a hug and starts crying. 
(Scene cuts to Susie playing video games) 
Shubie(from the other room): "Oh no! My water broke! It wasn’t supposed to come this early" Shubie runs into the room. 
Shubie: "Susie! We need to go to the hospital now!" Susie turns off her video game, and Shubie and Susie walk outside toward Shubie’s boat. Shubie screams in pain. 
Shubie: "I can’t drive! How am I going to get to the hospital? Someone help me! Is there anyone out there?!" 
(Scene cuts to Martha Smith looking out her window and watching Shubie scream) 
Martha: "Honey, Shubie Peterson is screaming in her driveway right now." 
Tom: "She’s probably just upset about how fat she’s gotten. Boy, that woman’s sure getting heavy! Her stomach has been inflating like a balloon! She makes even you look fit, Martha!" Martha slaps Tom. 
Tom: "What?" 
(Scene cuts back to Shubie in her driveway) Shubie frantically looks around but doesn’t see anyone on the street. Shubie turns to Susie. 
Shubie: "How would you like to drive the boat?" Shubie hands Susie her keys and they get in the boat. Susie turns on the boat and backs out of the driveway. 
(Scene cuts to Martha still watching everything through her window) 
Martha: "Now Shubie’s having Susie drive the boat." 
Tom: "She’s having Susie drive?! Susie’s like five years old! That woman must be hysterical! Poor Nat." 
(Scene cuts to Susie and Shubie in the boat) Shubie screams. 
Shubie: "Make a left on this street! I’d better call Nat and tell him!" Shubie starts taking deep breaths and pulls out her phone. 
(Scene cuts to Sadie's cookies) 
Sadie: "Shubie’s gotten awfully heavy lately don’t you think Nat? I know her metabolism would run out at some point though, Shubie never stops eating! You must be so miserable living with someone as fat as she is especially when you work with a skinnier, more attractive fish every single day." 
Nat: "Shubie’s not getting fat because of eating. She’s pregnant." 
Sadie: "Shubie’s pre-pre-pre-pregnant?!" Nat’s cellphone rings. Nat picks up the phone. 
Nat: "Hello?" 
Shubie (on the phone): "Nat! The baby's coming! Susie, make a right on that street!" 
Nat: "Susie’s driving?!" 
Shubie: "I can’t drive! I’m going into labor! Get here as soon as you can, Nat! We’re almost at the hospital now!" Shubie screams in pain. 
Nat: "Hang on, I'm on my way!" Nat runs into Evelyn who is carrying a tray of cupcakes. The cupcakes hit Evelyn in the face. Nat runs out the door. 
Sadie: "Why does Shubie always have to be the lucky one, having another kid. Now she’s going to have more kids than I do, and it’ll be even harder for me to separate her and Nat! Why does she have to ruin everything! It should be me having kids with Nat, not her! Why hasn’t he realized that?" 
(Scene cuts to the hospital) Susie and Shubie get out of Shubie’s boat. Shubie winces in pain. 
Shubie: "Oh, I hope we make it in time!" Shubie walks into the hospital and to the front desk. 
Shubie: "I’m about to give birth!" 
Nurse: "Dear Neptune! Let’s get you to Dr. Forrest right away!" The nurse grabs a wheel chair and puts Shubie in it. Nat bursts into the waiting room. 
Nat: "Shubie!" 
Shubie: "Nat!" The nurse wheels Shubie into a room. Shubie gets out of the wheel chair and lies down on a bed. Nat runs into the room and over to Shubie. Shubie screams. Nat holds Shubie’s hand. 
Nat: "Relax Shubie, you’re going to be fine. Just take deep breaths, it’ll be over before you know it." Shubie starts frantically taking deep breaths. Dr. Forrest runs into the room. 
Shubie: "It’s coming out!" Nat turns and looks at Susie who is sitting in a chair. 
Nat: "Maybe you should wait outside, Susie." Susie gets up a walks out of the room. Shubie screams. 
Dr. Forest: "Congratulations, Nat and Shubie, you are the new parents of a healthy baby boy." Dr. Forest hands Shubie the baby. 
Dr. Forest: "So what's his name?" 
Nat: "Why don't you name him, Shubie? If it hadn't been for you none of this would have been possible." 
Shubie: "Let's name him William, but we'll call him Billy." 
Nat: "Sounds like a great name." Susie walks into the room. 
Shubie: "Susie, would you like to meet your new brother?" Shubie hands the baby over to Susie. 
Susie: "Hello! I’m Susie, you’re older sister!" 
Shubie: "Aw, isn’t that sweet. Maybe this baby was just what we needed." 
Nat: "Yeah. Hey Shubie, can you do me a huge favor?" 
Shubie: "What is it?" 
Nat: "Don't get pregnant for a while." Shubie and Nat start laughing. Baby Billy starts laughing too. 
(Scene ends)
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