Lord Axe-wax

== Background ==
Lord Axewax is character made by Whit Gehax he's occasionally used to hide from the law or enter groups such as holy orders but mostly its a cheap party trick or joke for his close mates and family as a parady of the "righteous paladin" he will sometimes wear full plate and carry a massive sword and sheild. Although he's only done this once or twice Whit has been recognized as Axewax before now.
== "History" ==
"I was along... Then a gajillion ogres jumped out from a hill and the sky filled with dragons and the sea with... erm... sea... ogres, I slaw them all for I am the mighty LORD AXEWAX!
Never fear gentile children I shalt save ye with ye... massive sword and bravery... ye... Come now friends for the power of the light and good and honor and greatness and LORD AXEWAX!"
== Contact ==
"I shalt always be there.... if you need me... just shout my name REALLY loud or send me a letter... but then I won't save you as fast... LORD AXEWAX AWAY!"