Eclair.txt

== Topics ==
TOPIC 	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
GREETING 	GREETING 	Happy 50 	You're my hero, mister. I want to be just like you when I grow up. 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Anger 15 	Great, RJ let in another pair of choppers to eat up all our food. 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Well, as long as you don't give me any crap about how I prepare your grub, I guess you'll be okay. 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	So, tell me: what do you think of cave fungus in watery mushroom sauce? 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Anger 50 	Okay, RJ had better have had a good reason to let you in. 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Anger 35 	Because right now, all I'm seeing is a mungo who's here to take our food and screw us over. 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Come on and get your grub! 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Happy 25 	Ready for some fine roast beast served in a creamy ginger sauce? 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Anger 25 	Yeah, I'll bet you are! Too bad it's still fungus chunks for us all! 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Feed's on! Get it while it's... food. {A little uncertain about whether or not it really counts as "food".} 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Hey, what's up? 	
LLAboutLamplight 	Where do you get food for this place? 	Happy 25 	Honestly? When we can't scavenge some from outside, we mostly scrape it off the walls and skim it off the water. 	
LLAboutLamplight 	Where do you get food for this place? 	Disgust 25	No, really. Most of our food comes from fungus that grows in these caves. It's not so bad when you get used to it, and we don't have much choice. 	
LLAboutLamplight 	Where do you get food for this place? 	Disgust 10	At least it's filling, so we don't have to eat much of it. But, man oh man, it tastes terrible. 	
LLAboutLamplight2A 	Where does the fungus come from? 	Happy 25 	It's pretty hard to find, and I hear it doesn't grow in other caves. I don't know why it's here, but without it, we'd be goners. 	
LLAboutLamplight2A 	Where does the fungus come from? 	Disgust 25	"Think fungus just grows on trees? No, it grows in caves!" Ugh. Knock Knock came up with that one once, and now it's stuck in my head forever. {A little embarrassed by the joke.} 	
LLAboutLamplight2A 	Where does the fungus come from? 	Disgust 10	Doesn't take any work to get it to grow down here. All I have to do is collect and prepare it. Mostly, I try to get the stink off it. 	
LLAboutLamplight2B 	How does the fungus grow? 	Fear 5 	They say the fungus grows in the pools where the first Lamplighters dumped the mungos. That's about the most they ever helped us. 	
LLAboutLamplight2B 	How does the fungus grow? 	Happy 10 	I don't know how true that is, but I know sometimes the scav team comes back with this strange meat that tastes terrible, but the fungus loves it. 	
LLAboutLamplight2B 	How does the fungus grow? 	Happy 25 	I don't know where they find that meat, but if you could bring some back, I'd be glad to trade fungus for it. Of course, MacCready'd have to okay it. 	
LLAboutLamplight2C 	That's all I need to know for now. 	Neutral 50	Sure. 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseAFriendly First Response	That sounds delicious. 	Anger 25 	Okay, either you're a dirty liar or you're some sort of freak. 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseAFriendly First Response	That sounds delicious. 	Happy 50 	Either way, you should fit in just fine around here! Folks call me Eclair, and I'm in charge of keeping this place fed. {Sudden laugh at the beginning (Hah!)} 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseAFriendly First Response	That sounds delicious. 	Neutral 50	You need a meal, you come ask me. There's not much to go around, and it all tastes bad, but it'll keep you alive, and that's good enough. 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseAFriendly First Response	The Mayor let me in for rescuing those kidnapped kids. 	Anger 50 	Oh, great. Maybe next, he'll take in a Deathclaw or something. And he'll make it the town mascot. 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseAFriendly First Response	The Mayor let me in for rescuing those kidnapped kids. 	Anger 25 	But anyway, yeah, thanks for bringing them back in one piece. Maybe now they'll learn to be more careful out there! 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseAFriendly First Response	The Mayor let me in for rescuing those kidnapped kids. 	Neutral 50	If you need what passes for food down here, look me up. Name's Eclair, and if you so much as snicker, I'll carve you up for steaks. {More teasing and playful at the end than actually menacing} 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseAFriendly First Response	The Mayor let me in. I'm not planning on causing trouble. 	Anger 50 	Oh, great. Maybe next, he'll take in a Deathclaw or something. He can make it the town mascot. 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseAFriendly First Response	The Mayor let me in. I'm not planning on causing trouble. 	Anger 25 	Anyway, my name's Eclair, and yes, I take care of the food here. Don't expect any scraps from our table. {Said as if he's tired of people making clever comments about how he must take care of the food because of his name.}	
LLFirstMeetingResponseBRude First Response 	I'd rather eat a Brahmin turd sandwich. With no bread. 	Happy 75 	You got that right! After our regular meals, I bet some of us would give that a shot! If we had a brahmin down here, that is. {Massive laughter at the beginning. This is his style of joke.} 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseBRude First Response 	I'd rather eat a Brahmin turd sandwich. With no bread. 	Neutral 50	Listen, my name's Eclair - don't laugh - and I'm in charge of the food down here. We haven't got much, but I do what I can to spice it up. 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseBRude First Response 	I'd rather eat a Brahmin turd sandwich. With no bread. 	Neutral 50	If you need a meal down here, just talk with me. You'll hardly even know you're eating cave mold. 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseBRude First Response 	Hey, I rescued those kids from the Slavers. You owe me some respect, kid.	Anger 50 	Oh, really? So you're saying you brought back three more hungry mouths, too? Great, you're just making my day better and better! {Very nasty and sarcastic} 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseBRude First Response 	Hey, I rescued those kids from the Slavers. You owe me some respect, kid.	Neutral 50	Look, I'm Eclair, and I'm in charge of the crap we call food down here. And we've got precious little enough to go around as it is. 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseBRude First Response 	Hey, I rescued those kids from the Slavers. You owe me some respect, kid.	Neutral 50	So, yeah, thanks for bringing those folks back alive, but don't expect me to throw you a big party over it. 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseBRude First Response 	Don't make me laugh. I don't give a damn about your food. 	Anger 50 	That's a shame. I was going to serve yours with extra lung butter. {Especially nasty to player} 	
LLFirstMeetingResponseBRude First Response 	Don't make me laugh. I don't give a damn about your food. 	Anger 25 	My name's Eclair, and I've dealt with bigger threats than you. So watch your step. 	
LLFood 	I'd like some food. 	Anger 10 	Okay, but only one serving. We've got too many mouths to feed already. 	
LLFood 	I'd like some food. 	Anger 10 	Just the one scoop per day, pal. Too many mouths around here already. 	
LLFood 	I'd like some food. 	Happy 40 	But at least that means you don't have to eat much of it, huh? 	
LLFungusTrade1 	I've got some strange meat to trade for fungus. 	Happy 25 	Oh great! The fungus pools'll gobble this right up! 	
LLFungusTrade1 	I've got some strange meat to trade for fungus. 	Happy 25 	Oh great! The fungus pools'll gobble this right up! 	
LLFungusTrade1 	I've got strange meat to trade for fungus. 	Happy 25 	Oh great! The fungus pools'll gobble this right up! 	
LLNicknames 	Why are you called Eclair? 	Neutral 50	Well, I didn't get the nickname for being fat and full of cream, if that's what you're asking. 	
LLNicknames 	Why are you called Eclair? 	Happy 25 	Back when I was on the scav team, I found some pages from an old cook book. Sometimes I try them out. 	
LLNicknames 	Why are you called Eclair? 	Anger 25 	Just for the record, don't try making an eclair out of cave fungus. The taste sticks with you, and not in a good way. 	
LLServices 	I'd like some food. 	Anger 75 	Yeah, I heard about the sorts of things you'd do for this fungus. Well, you're cut off. Go scrounge your own food. 	
LLServices 	I'd like some food. 	Disgust 10	Bon appetit. {Said in mocking manner - the food isn't very appetizing} 	
LLServices 	I'd like some food. 	Anger 25 	Sure thing, mungo. We don't have much to spare, so get ready to pay. {A little resentful, and happily bilking the player out of money.} 	
LLServices 	I'd like some food. 	Anger 25 	Enjoy, if you've got the caps. {A little resentful, and happily bilking the player out of money.} 	
== Conversation ==
TOPIC 	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
GOODBYE 	I'll let you get back to the food.	Disgust 25	About time, man. This mold isn't getting any tastier. 	
GOODBYE 	I have to go now. 	Neutral 50	Keep an eye out. {Add a self-deprecating laugh to the end. The speaker is missing an eye.} 	
HELLO 	HELLO 	Happy 25 	Hey, why don't you stick around and start a ruckus again? I think your corpse would be great fertilizer for the fungus. {Nasty} 	
HELLO 	HELLO 	Anger 10 	Hey, Zip. Come over here. 	
HELLO 	HELLO 	Neutral 10	Here for your grub? 	
HELLO 	HELLO 	Neutral 10	Chow time? 	
HELLO 	HELLO 	Anger 10 	Hey, you. 	
HELLO 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	What's your problem? 	
HELLO 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	You're funny looking. 	
LLEclairZipConv1 	LL 	Happy 25 	Hey, Zip. I got a question about your last scav trip. 	
LLEclairZipConv1 	LL 	Happy 25 	Zip, can I ask you a question about last time you were out and about? 	
LLEclairZipConv3 	LLEclairZipConv3 	Happy 25 	No, calm down, pop-head. Things are just fine. I just couldn't help but notice you didn't bring back any meat, like I asked. 	
LLEclairZipConv3 	LLEclairZipConv3 	Happy 25 	Calm down, Zip. It's just that you didn't bring any kindling down for cook-fires. Only thing worse than fungus is cold fungus, know what I mean? 	
LLEclairZipConv5 	LLEclairZipConv5 	Anger 5 	Yeah, fine, just remember next time, okay? {Interrupting the other speaker at the beginning.} 	
LLEclairZipConv5 	LLEclairZipConv5 	Anger 5 	Sure, whatever. Just don't get distracted next time, Zip. {Interrupting the other speaker at the beginning.} 	
LLFoodConv2 	LLFoodConv2 	Anger 25 	Now you're just making up words, aren't you? Here's your standard. 	
LLFoodConv2 	LLFoodConv2 	Happy 25 	So, cave fungus in sauce? Coming right up. 	
LLFoodConv2 	LLFoodConv2 	Happy 50 	Just like you're keeping them alive, Lucy. Here you go. 	
LLFoodConv2 	LLFoodConv2 	Happy 25 	Sure thing, dear. 	
LLFoodConv2 	LLFoodConv2 	Disgust 25	Nice try, but you're still getting the same muck as everyone else. 	
LLFoodConv2 	LLFoodConv2 	Neutral 50	Hell, I'd be happy with a clean set of spoons. Enjoy the meal. 	
LLFoodConv2 	LLFoodConv2 	Disgust 50	Yeah, yeah, I know. Here's your "fun-guy." Should be as good as your jokes. {emphasizing "fun-guy" as "fungi".} 	
LLFoodConv2 	LLFoodConv2 	Sad 25 	Yeah, yeah, I get it, Zip. Here, knock yourself out. 	
LLFoodConv2 	LLFoodConv2 	Sad 10 	Calm down, Zip. It's not getting any blander. Here. 	
LLFoodConv2 	LLFoodConv2 	Happy 25 	Sure thing, Penny. 	
LLFoodConv2 	LLFoodConv2 	Anger 25 	Toughen up, Squirrel. The dirt adds flavor. 	
LLFoodConv2 	LLFoodConv2 	Disgust 25	I can't believe you like this shit, RJ. 	
LLFoodConv2 	LLFoodConv2 	Happy 25 	Just like you're keeping them alive, Lucy. Here you go. 	
LLFoodConv2 	LLFoodConv2 	Happy 25 	Here. Now, get. 	
LLMayorDailyCheck1 	LLMayorDailyCheck1 	Anger 25 	Yes, sir. Food's running low, but we're scraping by, RJ. We could use more supplies from the outside, especially if you want something with a flavor.	
LLPrincessBullyResponse	LLPrincessBullyResponse 	Anger 10 	Because I know if you keep on bullying people, I can always pee on your cave fungus and you'll never know. 	
LLRandomConv1 	LLConversation1 	Happy 10 	Hey. How you doing? 	
LLRandomConv2 	LLConversation2 	Anger 10 	Doing good. I could do with better food, but couldn't we all? 	
LLRandomConvEnding 	LLRandomConvEnding 	Neutral 10	I hear that. Anyway, gotta be on my way. Later. 	
LLWhatsUp1 	LLWhatsUp1 	Happy 10 	What're you up to, today? 	
LLWhatsUp2 	LLWhatsUp2 	Anger 10 	Not much. Still trying to find a way to turn this fungus into something that doesn't taste like toenails. 	
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