E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S.

"E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S." is the song from the episode, "Jerk De Soleil." It was sung by Candace (under the effects of her wild parsnip allergy) as she was trying to convince her mom that Phineas and Ferb were putting on a circus in the backyard. Her song also includes some of the other things she tried to bust her brothers for throughout previous episodes. It was the #6 Most Voted-for Song in Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown. "E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S." is also one of the eight songs that was re-released in the Phineas and Ferb Karaoke Soundtrack.
==Lyrics==
Candace: Psst... Mom.
Linda: Candace, have you been near the wild parsnips again?
Candace: Yes, but you got to see what Phineas and Ferb are doing!
Linda: What is it now?
Candace: Those boys are always up to something
And it's bringing me to tears
'Cause just before you get home
It always just magically disappears
Those boys are evil
But before you get home, they somehow always clean up the mess
Vivian: Testify, Candace, testify! (Note: This line is not in the soundtrack version of the song.)
Candace: Those boys are evil
Let me spell it out for you, mom.
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!
They built a rollercoaster
And a beach in the backyard
Drove cattle through the city
And messed up the boulevard
They took me back in time
When we went to that museum
They built fifty-foot treehouse robots
But still, you didn't see 'em
Those boys are evil
Their crazy shenanigans cause me all kinds of distress
Those boys are evil
Sing it with me!
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!
I know you think they're saints
But Mom, I'm here to tell
Those B-O-Y-S, they're just E-V-I-L!
Those boys are evil
They're making me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press
And that don't feel too good!
Those boys are evil
Everybody!
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!
That's what I'm talking about!
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!
That's right, those boys are
Evil little boys!
==Background Information==
*Production order and broadcast order are sometimes very different. Two of the things that Candace describe the boys doing, the tree-house robots and the time-traveling, hadn't been seen yet when this episode originally aired.
*Jeremy downloads this song by the end of the episode, asking Candace how she got her voice to sound that way. She responds, "Oh, same as all the other blues singers: wild parsnips."
*Dan Povenmire provided Candace's parsnip-affected voice.
*This was number 6 in "Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown".
*The song refers to other episodes: they built a rollercoaster ("Rollercoaster"), a beach in the backyard ("Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror"), drove cattle through the city and messed up our boulevard ("The Magnificent Few"), they took me back in time ("It's About Time!"), they built fifty-foot treehouse robots ("Tree to Get Ready").
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