.mute CrazySponge

".mute CrazySponge" is a Season 1 episode in Squiddie's School.
==Characters==
*Squidward
*Patrick
*Mr. Krabs
*SpongeBob
*Plankton
*Pearl
*Bubble Bass
*CrazySponge
*Matchy
*Gary
*Larry
*Sandy
*CrazySponge's Wife
*CrazySponge's Kids
==Synopsis==
After CrazySponge struggles to balance his cashier job and school work, he gets muted by Eugene and eventually Squidward.
==Transcript==
[episode begins with Squidward finishing up a lecture]
Squidward: And those are the many different ways to paint a marble sculpture.
SpongeBob: [raises hand] Mr. Tentacles, didn’t we already know about sculptures?
Eugene: Yeah, wasn’t that why we went through that whole spiel?
Squidward: All 10 of you lost to a snail. I think it’s safe to say you aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed.
CrazySponge: Can you dumb that down a bit?
Squidward: [facepalms] Okay, I’ve had enough of all of your damn foolery today. [writes on chalkboard] Read 10 pages of your art textbook and complete the task the book gives you for tomorrow. [faces camera] Yeah, I’m assigning homework for a rec school, deal with it.
[class moans]
Patrick: Wait… that type of moan? I thought it was an invitation for…
Squidward: WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL HERE?!
Larry: Because you didn’t dismiss us?
Squidward: Oh. Right. [looks down at his watch as it turns 6] Class dismissed.
[class starts rushing out the door. After the first wave is gone, CrazySponge is running right behind them]
CrazySponge: o o o o! Can’t wait to monopolize some fanon companies! [runs into Eugene] Hoopla?
Eugene: Mr. Sponge, just where do you think you’re going?
CrazySponge: Um… home? To work on the homework we got? [SpongeBob appears next to Eugene]
SpongeBob: I thought you were talking about monopolizing articles on a fan fiction site about me.
Bubble Bass: [looking around in excitement] Fan fiction? WHERE?!
[all three share a deadpan expression]
CrazySponge: o
Eugene: You’ve been slacking off as a cashier, Mr. Sponge.
CrazySponge: But I haven’t done anything as a Krusty Krab cashier yet!
Eugene: Exactly. [plops a Krusty Krab hat onto CrazySponge] I better see you at the Krusty Krab FIRST THING tomorrow morning. You’ll be serving more smiles than actual food, got that?
CrazySponge: How can one serve a smile? That doesn’t make any sense…
Eugene: And now talking back, either. I’m your superior.
CrazySponge: No you’re not, I’ll buy out your fanon company! [Eugene throws a brick at CrazySponge, splatting him]
SpongeBob: OMG CRAZYSPONGE DIED OH GOD OH FUCK!
[CrazySponge’s fluids flow out from the brick and recreate him]
CrazySponge: HOOOPLA!!!
SpongeBob: ...nevermind.
[cuts to CrazySponge walking into his house]
CrazySponge: Honey, I’m home! [cuts to CrazySponge’s wife in the kitchen coming out to greet CrazySponge]
CrazySponge’s Wife: Hey babe. [hugs CrazySponge] You didn’t die at school today, right?
CrazySponge: Well, almost. [takes off his shirt] Welp, are we gonna get this party started or what?
CrazySponge’s Wife: Jesus christ CrazySponge, not in front of the kids! [cuts to see three small fish that look exactly like CrazySponge]
CrazySponge’s Kids: HOOOOOPLA!
CrazySponge: o
CrazySponge’s Wife: And two, you’re only 11! Too young to be the sexual degenerate you are.
CrazySponge: I am NOT 11. Would an 11 year old have this many fanon companies?
CrazySponge’s Wife: You are too old to be on that website, CrazySponge. Consider yourself lucky, I’m feeling [takes off clothes and leads him to the bedroom] a certain way right now.
CrazySponge: o
[cuts to an outside view of CrazySponge’s house]
CrazySponge and his wife: HOOPLA HOOPLA HOOOOOOOOPLLLLLAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! [cuts back to inside the house]
CrazySponge: o baby, that was nice! What time is it?
CrazySponge’s Wife: [checks watch] 6 am.
CrazySponge: Bruh, I’m supposed to be at work right now! And I haven’t even done my homework yet. You’re saying we were HOOPLA!ing for 11 hours?
CrazySponge’s Wife: Yeah, which just so happens to be how many years you’ve been alive for.
CrazySponge: Give me my art textbook. [puts on Krusty Krab hat] It’s time for me to multitask. [takes textbook; then looks up to see an ominous shadow] o
[CrazySponge gets crushed by a house falling onto him as it cuts to the Krusty Krab where he’s trying to sneak into the boat before getting stopped by Eugene]
Eugene: You’re late.
CrazySponge: But…
Eugene: NO BUTS! I told you to get here FIRST THING today. I clearly saw you doing your art school homework before getting here. You know what that means!
SpongeBob: [interrupts] Excuse me sir, but what does it mean?
Eugene: [takes out a robot] This here is NotSoBot. He’ll be straightening Mr. Sponge out so much that he’ll want to be working twice as hard. Without further ado, NotSoBot, [presses remote] MUTE CrazySponge!
NotSoBot: ok, muted CrazySponge#9944
[CrazySponge’s mouth gets shut tight. He keeps trying to talk but gets muffled by the barrier]
Eugene: There we go.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, that is power abuse!
Eugene: Do you need to be muted too SpongeBob? [awkward silence] Nah, it’s only funny when CrazySponge gets muted. [chuckles and walks away] Carry on boys.
[customer walks up]
Customer: Hey, could I have two Krabby Patties and a large drink?
CrazySponge: MMMMhhhmmmppph!
Customer: Excuse me?
CrazySponge: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh o
Customer: Yeah…. I’m just gonna head to the Chum Bucket. [walks out of the restaurant]
SpongeBob: Use your words, CrazySponge. [chuckles while CrazySponge continues to muffle] Haha… I’m such a sadist. [begins to slip hand down his pants before Eugene comes out]
Eugene: SPONGEBOB!!!!! What have I told you about that disgusting habit? [close up to CrazySponge] And YOU! Stop slacking and get to work!
CrazySponge: [starts trembling as he pulls out a piece of paper and starts writing] MMMMPPPPHHHH!!! [sign reads “Can I be unmuted now?”]
Eugene: Eh, sure. But no more taking the easy way out, you got that? [unmutes him]
NotSoBot: ok, unmuted CrazySponge#9944
CrazySponge: o [checks watch] Oh shit, it’s almost time for school already! Thank god for lazy writing or else this day wouldn’t have been going by so fast! [clocks out with his art homework in his hands before Eugene presses the mute button again]
NotSoBot: ok, muted CrazySponge#9944
Eugene: Absolutely NO PROFANITY! You got that?
CrazySponge: [deadpan expression] Hmm….
[cuts to class, where everyone is at their seats with their homework in front of them. CrazySponge looks around to see that everyone has completed their work except for him. He tries to scribble down the last few answers until he is deadlocked.]
CrazySponge: ERRRRR! [throws pencil down as Squidward heads up to the front of the class]
Squidward: Alright gang, now that wasn’t so bad, was it?
Everyone except for CrazySponge: Yes it was.
Squidward: Eh, you people are just a bunch of whiny bitches. [walks down the aisles] Time to check on you all.
Patrick: You can check me out all you want, Squidward! [gets slapped by Sandy]
Sandy: PATRICK!
Patrick: Oops, sorry.
[checks over Bubble Bass’ homework]
Squidward: Uh, why did you draw over your textbook with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy sketches?
Bubble Bass: I couldn’t contain myself.
Squidward: Ugh, I ought to mute you for such degeneracy! NotSoBot?
NotSoBot: ok, muted CrazySponge#9944
Bubble Bass: Aw damn, I got muted.
Squidward: You sure did. [walks over to CrazySponge] Alright, let me see it CrazySponge.
CrazySponge: Errrrrrrr….
Squidward: I need an answer. No o, no hoopla, and no errrr.
[CrazySponge shows his textbook which shows him getting hit by a brick]
NotSoBot: ok, unmuted CrazySponge#9944
Squidward: Explain yourself, Mr. Sponge.
CrazySponge: I couldn’t do my work! That red bitch [points at Eugene] kept me from doing it!
Eugene: [angry] That’s because you were slacking on the job! [turns to Squidward and nods, to which he nods back]
Squidward: Indeed. [presses remote]
NotSoBot: ok, muted CrazySponge#9944
SpongeBob: Hah! He got muted again. Victory screech!
[everyone is inhaling as it cuts to Matchy]
Matchy: AWWWWWWWWWWW OOOOOOOUUUUUU
Squidward: MATCHY!! That makes me want to mute CrazySponge twice as hard. [presses remote]
NotSoBot: ok, unmuted CrazySponge#9944 [presses button again] ok, muted CrazySponge#9944
Squidward: Hahah. [turns to Matchy] Now leave, you know jacking off in class is a nono.
Matchy: Mr. Tentacles, this is wrong. This is power abuse!
Squidward: Yeah, kind of like how you abuse your penis in my class.
Matchy: Ugh…
CrazySponge: Hm… [writes on a sign that says “Can I be unmuted?”]
Squidward: Mr. Sponge, please say “I will keep my perverted and degenerate thoughts and photographs to my penis and not disclose them to the other degenerates in the classroom” 100 times.
Pearl: You do know he can’t say that, right?
Squidward: Yes, that’s the point. [turns to CrazySponge] Well?
CrazySponge: Urgh….
Patrick: AHA! Lana Toads is dropping a new video tonight. [looks up from phone] And CrazySponge shall stay muted!
Squidward: Indeed. [turns to CrazySponge] Perhaps you should be muted until you turn 13.
[Matchy steps up]
Matchy: Come on no-
Squidward: Aren’t you supposed to be outside? [shamefully looks at Matchy as she walks out of the classroom. SpongeBob then gets up]
SpongeBob: He’s right, Squidward. We can have fun, but why does it have to be at the expense of silencing CrazySponge?
Eugene: Because it’s funny.
SpongeBob: Come on now… he doesn’t like it, and I’m starting to not like it either. How about you mute yourself as your kink?
Patrick: I dunno man. I’ll be focusing pretty hard on that Lana Toads video. [SpongeBob gives him a deadpan expression as he turns back]
SpongeBob: Please Squidward? We shouldn’t be encouraging such things. You’re the teacher, make an example for yourself. [Squidward looks up and then around, as if to make a decision. He then sighs]
Squidward: Eh, alright. I guess Eugene and I could hold off on it. [presses button]
NotSoBot: ok, unmuted CrazySponge#9944
CrazySponge: o
[Squidward and Eugene come over]
Eugene: Sorry about that, CrazySponge. I just wanted you to get that work in for a penny an hour is all.
Squidward: Yeah.
CrazySponge: You think you could dumb that down for me a bit?
Squidward: We wrong, you right.
CrazySponge: o. Well in that case, yes, I forgive you all.
Eugene: Great. [plops hat onto him] Now get to work tomorrow.
CrazySponge: Hoopla!
[house falls from the sky and crushes CrazySponge, what the fuck]
Everyone: OMG CRAZYSPONGE DIED OH GOD OH FUCK! [SpongeBob looks to see Patrick is gone, as it cuts to outside the school where Matchy and Patrick are both watching the Lana Toads video]
Matchy and Patrick: Heheheh… gonna need a canvas real soon.
[episode ends]
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