A Webster's Panda

A Panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After eating the sandwich, he pulls out a gun, shoots the waiter, and prepares to leave. 
The manager shouts, "Where are you going? You ate my food, shot my waiter, and now you're leaving without paying!" 
The Panda responds angrily, "I am a Panda, that's what I do! If you don't believe me, look it up." With that the Panda slams a dictionary on the table and exited the restaurant.
The manager picks up the dictionary and checked the definition for a Panda. He read: A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Category:Food jokes
Category:Animals
Category:Language Humor