Definitely Not Shorts Land

Definitely Not Shorts Land is the fourth episode of DNSS.
== Transcript ==
Adam: Hi, I'm Adam,
Jake: Hi, I'm Adam,
Adam: And I'm Jake,
Jake: No, you're Adam.
Adam: Why do you ALWAYS do that?
Jake: Let's watch a short!
Adam: We've watched all the shorts.
Jake: We need to get new shorts, then.
Adam: Yeah, I only have 14 slims!
Jake: (slaps face) Here. (presses button to reveal portal, jumps in)
Adam: (jumps in)
(Scene: Shortsverse)
Jake: Shortsverse.... where all shorts are made.
Adam: (runs towards some shorts)
Jake: Those are......
Adam: (runs back) Ouch.
Jake: Breadwinner shorts.
Adam: SCREW YOU TINY TWERKING DUCKS!
Jake: Here's the shorts! (runs off)
Adam: Those are the.......
Jake: (runs back)
Adam: No, those are the SpongeBob ones.
Jake: They're....... OUT.
Adam: WHAAAA?
Jake: Nooooooooo!
(clouds make a hole, the Shortsgod comes in)
Shortsgod: I am here. To make the shorts.
Adam: (gasps)
Adam and Jake: (start bowing rapidly, for 1 minute straight, as they gasp in amazement)
Shortsgod: SILENCE! Here's some shorts. (piles shorts on them)
(scene: DNSS HQ)
Adam: Let's watch em'!
Jake: Question of the day first, though. Why is Squidward so boring?
Adam: Because he has a long nose.
Jake: I don't really think tha-
Adam: HE HAS A LONG NOSE!
Jake: Um...... see you next time on-
Adam: BIG NOSE! BIG NOSE, YOU HEAR ME?
Jake: DNSS.
(end card is shown, with BIG NOSE! heard, episode ends)
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