Mikhail (Mishka) White

Mikhail (Mishka) White is the main character of Accidentally Agreed to Help Aliens Destroy the Earth. He is seduced by The Captain so that he can use his body to store the Earth Destroyer.
==Personality==
Mishka is a comic and video game geek, who is drawn to fictional (and real) aliens. In Season 1 he is disillusioned with his life, where he is failing his game development studies, living in poverty and socially isolated. He wishes for a more romanticized version of life before he is involved with The Captain's plans to destroy the Earth. He does not seem to mind the killing of innocent people and is generally apathetic. He shows cowardice and panics often in his missions with Milph.
==Relationships==
===Bayani Lumemägi===
Bayani is Mishka's roommate. In contrast to Bayani, Mishka is more slack and careless. He is often the one making messes in their shared apartments, leading Bayani to scold Mishka. Bayani also criticizes Mishka for agreeing to help destroy the Earth. Although Mishka will do mostly what Bayani tells him to do, such as save the reporter in Season 1 Episode 2: Alien Hand Syndrome, Mishka often defaults back to going along with The Captain's or Milph's plans to destroy the Earth. 
=== The Captain ===
Mishka is infatuated with the captain, even though he thought their first meeting was a dream. He will do anything that seems to be The Captain's orders. While he lightly questions Milph's orders in Season 1 Episode 3: Quality Slime Together, he goes along as soon as Milph confirms this is part of The Captain's plans. 
===Million Pheromones (Milph)===
At first Mishka is scared of Milph, but later comes to depend on him. Without Milph Mishka would die as the Earth Destroyer does things his body cannot withstand. He seems only slightly worried about whatever surgeries or "improvements to his organs" Milph makes. He goes along with Milphs plans, often carrying things so that Milphs hands are free. Although he seems to hold no resentment toward Milph in episodes 1-4, his attitude takes a turn in the finale Season 1 Episode 5: Exit Strategy, as he chokes Milph in his transformed form saying "You did this". After his death and resurrection his attitude seems to change again. In Season 2 Episode 1: Plan C for Change Mishka begs Milph to stay on Earth, as he he feels things around him are changing too rapidly. 
Mishka has shown attraction to Milph since Season 1. In Season 1 Episode 3: Quality Slime Together, he is flustered being in a small box with Milph. In Season 1 Episode 4: Dream, a more sexualized secretary worker version of Milph is shown in his dream. In Season 2 Episode 3: The Earth is a Ball their relationship changes as Milph kisses Mishka in order to pretend to be in a relationship with him. Later in the episode Mishka seems to make a move on Milph, untill it's revealed that he has been hypnotized to lock Milph onto the torture slab and steal things from Milphs' lab. However, Milph does not reject Mishka pinning Milph to the torture slab. In Season 2 Episode 4: First Day, Mishka and Milph kiss without a pretense, since Milph has decided he wants to experience the "full experience" of a human body, and Mishka has shown a clear interest. 
===Earth Destroyer (Ed)===
Mishka considers Ed to be a runaway part of his body, and does not understand why Ed does not like him. Mishka desperately wants Ed to like him, but Ed bites him and runs away in Season 2 Episode 1: Plan C for Change. Ed slowly warms up to Mishka as Mishka takes care of him and protects him from enemies such as Kiera Knightley. Ed seems to trust Mishka enough to fall asleep next to him in Season 2 Episode 2: Number-two-head.
=== Sofia White ===
Sofia is Mishka's little sister. According to creator Daniel Taoro Mishka raised Sofia after their dad's dissapearance. There is a lot of resentment in their relationship, but Mishka also seems to want to get closer to his sister again. Unfortunately his lacking social skills make this difficult. For some reason Sofia is shown spying on Mishka, Bayani and Milph.
== Powers ==
Powers: Milph has removed most of Mishka's physical weakneses, notably his many allergies. As a failsafe, he made Mishka allergic to the pasta shape of Gemelli. With the Earth Destroyer Mishka is capable of the following things:
* Super strength
* Laser Vision
* Growth of extra limbs, bones, and membranes
* Radiation resistance
* Poison resistance
==Trivia==
*Mishka's allergies might be reason for his strange eating habits. They might also be an expression of his lack of "taste".
== Gallery ==
File:Mishka-main-full.png|Mishka upon waking in the abandoned observatory