Transcripts 1999-01

Transcripts from January 1999 strips.
==January 4==
Panel 1Norman, Richard, and Kingston are sitting on the couch in front of the television. Norman looks angry, Richard looks bored, and Kingston is gesturing at the telly in confusion.Kingston: Rich' why did you rent this French film? It stinks and we have to read what they are saying!Panel 2Same scene, but Norman is glaring at Richard, Richard has his hands clasped in an "I'm trying to appear intellectual" look, and Kingston looks doubtful.Richard: I just thought that we could try watching a non-Hollywood film and maybe er.. expand our minds a little, y'know?Panel 3Same scene, but both Norman and Kingston give Richard smug looks, while Richard is miffed.Norman: OR: Not being able to read French, you mistook the title for one of a porno film. It wasn't your MIND you wanted to expand was it?
==January 11==
Panel 1Richard is in the shower with his eyes closed and face under the spray of water. He is holding a bottle of shampoo, probably.Panel 2The camera moves so only the back of Richard's head is visible, with Norman's silhouette on the shower curtain. His pose is as though with a raised knife, as in Psycho.Panel 3Close-up of Richard screaming, eyes googly.Richard (sound effect): AAARRG!Panel 4Richard has pulled back the shower curtain and is smacking Norman with the shampoo? bottle. Norman has a foamy toothbrush in his mouth and in his hand a tube of toothpaste, which is ejecting its contents as Norman reactively squeezes it.Richard: NORMAN! I've told you before! Don't run any cold water when I'm in the shower!
==January 18==
Panel 1Split panel with Richard and Anne on the phone with each other.Richard: Oh, hi Anne.Anne: Just thought that you'd like to know that my parents are away this week and I have the house to myself...Panel 2Same scene, but in the top split panel, Richard has vanished, with only the phone receiver hanging in mid-air. Anne has a confused look.Anne: RichardPanel 3Richard suddenly appears behind Anne, holding her by the torso so her bum is riding his crotch. Anne has an exclamation point over her head.Richard: Yes?Panel 4Anne has turned around and is staring at Richard in disbelief. Richard is smiling with excitement.Anne: Richard, you just got across town in seconds on foot! When was the last time you had sex?Richard: Excluding by myself?
==January 25==
Panel 1Split panel with a topless but hatted Kingston on the phone with Richard, who is naked and in bed with Anne.Kingston: *yawn* WHAT?Richard (phone): Kingston, I've got *ha* some business to attend to so you won't see me this week...Kingston (phone): You have better not have woken me up to brag about getting lucky Richard...Richard: Kingston it's two in the afternoon!Kingston (phone): So?Panel 2Anne is asleep and facing away from Richard while he sits up on the phone.Richard: I just want you to keep an eye on Norman while I'm gone. Just watch him okay.Kingston (phone): *grumble* Okay.Panel 3Kingston looks over his shoulder with a smug look.Kingston: Norman; whatcha doing?Panel 4Norman is screaming furiously at the computer.Norman: I'm placing subliminal messages onto the Internet telling the world to worship me as their GOD! I shall create an army of my worshippers who will smash all governments in the name of CHAOS AND ANARCHY!Kingston (off-panel): He's fine.
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