Chrisco's Killers

Chrisco's Killers is a professional hockey team based out of Water Valley, Alberta, Canada. They are members of the Tier 1 league of the GHL. Wealthy Owner and General Manager Chris Kay is famous for enticing players with large amounts of farm land, custom built homes, a private school for families of the players and many other first class bonuses. However, players who "under perform" mysteriously wind up as missing persons.
==Killers Championship History==
Tier 5 - Championship (36-0-1-0) - Year 1 - Season 13
Tier 4 - Championship (36-2-0-0) - Year 3 - Season 15
Tier 3 - Championship (34-2-0-2) - Year 4 - Season 16
Tier 2 - Championship (32-4-0-2) - Year 7 - Season 19
==Current Season News and Notes==
*Season 22 Starts! And the Killers have a schedule!
*Lockout season No hockey for the Killers fans enraged with league officials!!!
*Killers Draft Evgeniy Ivanov a 6'4" 228lb Russian forward with a lot of potential. It will take a few years for him to crack the deep Killers line up but could be a contributing 3rd liner for a long time
*Killers Sweep First Round After finishing 6th in the regular season, Chrisco's Killers knocked off 3rd ranked Ice Batty in 2 straight games to advance to the semi finals
*ANOTHER NEWCOMER! Purchased the rights to young Canadian defenseman Jordan Citino from Bellah. "The 22 year old was picked up to fill the spot left behind by Fleishaker Mascaro. He will likely jump right in a be a contributing member as a 5th or 6th Dman. Jordan should be a Killer for a long time!" said team Captain Jude Michaels in a press conference on January 22nd.
*Acquired High Potential 22 Year old Canadian Forward Porfirio Stoddart from the Bashers in exchange for high profile and long time Killer Fleishaker Mascaro. "He has been a great leader and member of the community for a number of years and will be deeply missed in the locker room" replied Kareem Zylka earlier this morning when asked about the deal.
*Acquired high potential, 23 yr old Canadian forward Sam Obi from the St. Louis Blues in exchange for slow developing youngster Taylor Jome. "He just wasn't improving as quickly as we would have liked, and we have several young guys who deserve a shot" stated Head Coach and Assistant GM Kareem Zylka.
*Signed Free Agent Benito Defrain, a 112 Overall Veteran power play specialist with high expectations to add some offensive punch to an injured Killers line-up.
*Re-Acquired Veli-Pekka Hitchko from "Danger Zone" along with Morris Vasil in exchange for Eugene Douyette
*Drafted 18 yr old Darryl Hiestand from Greenville, SC. USA
==Killers Uniform==
==The Killer Dome==
The Killer Dome (formerly known as the Water Valley Community Center) is a 22,000 seat stadium. Because of its unique design, it is the only dome shaped stadium in the GHL. Every seat in the building has a full, unobstructed view of the action.
 
*Seating in the "Red Sections" are priced at $225.
*Seating in the "Blue Sections" are priced at $185.
*Seating in the "Black Sections" are priced at $10.
Because of owner Chris Kay's humble beginnings growing up in a poor family, he understands the impact professional sporting events can have on children of poor families. For this reason he has always insisted (despite advisor criticism) that upper level seating never rise above $10. This encourages all members of the community to attend Killers games.
To further the impact on the community, all Killers players are available to media and fans for a minimum of 45 minutes following every home game.
=Team Roster =
===Current Roster With Season 21 Stats===
As of April 2010
Coaching Staff	Coaching Staff	Coaching Staff	Coaching Staff	Coaching Staff	Coaching Staff 	Coaching Staff 	Coaching Staff 	Coaching Staff 	Coaching Staff	Coaching Staff	Coaching Staff	Coaching Staff	Coaching Staff	Coaching Staff	Coaching Staff
Number 	Nationality 	Name 	Position 	Overall 	GP (This Season)	Wins (This Season)	Losses (This Season)	W% (This Season)	 	 	 	 	 	 	
 	 	Kareem Zylka 	Coach 	97 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
 	 	Chris Kay 	GM 	125 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders
Number	Nationality	Name 	Position	Overall	GP (This Season)	Wins (This Season)	Losses (This Season)	GAA (This Season)	SV%(This Season)
71 	 	Walter Dalonzo 	Starting	100 	 	 	 	 	
24 	 	Arnulfo Mollohan	Backup 	76 	 	 	 	 	
Skaters	Skaters	Skaters	Skaters	Skaters	Skaters	Skaters	Skaters	Skaters	Skaters	Skaters	Skaters	Skaters	Skaters	Skaters	Skaters
Number	Nationality	Name 	Position	Overall	GP (This Season)	Goals (This Season)	Assists (This Season)	Points (This Season)	+/- (This Season)
83 	 	Otis Gavenda 	FW 	103 	 	 	 	 	
82 	 	Kevin Coultas 	FW 	102 	 	 	 	 	
1 	 	Rudolf Vanwright 	FW 	101 	 	 	 	 	
20 	 	Travis Vosburg 	FW 	106 	 	LOCKOUT 	SEASON 	 	
95 	 	Evsei Grigorev 	FW 	107 	 	 	 	 	
60 	 	Georg Aring 	D 	99 	 	NO STATS 	 	 	
38 	 	Jude Michaels 	D 	101 	 	 	 	 	
14 	 	Leandro Bhaskar 	FW 	97 	 	 	 	 	
82 	 	Freeman Pierce 	FW 	95 	 	 	 	 	
87 	 	Silny Kasinger 	D 	89 	 	 	 	 	
43 	 	Paavo Meshyock 	FW 	92 	 	 	 	 	
13 	 	Clifford Nave 	FW 	94 	 	 	 	 	
26 	 	Dominick Holling 	D 	90 	 	 	 	 	
27 	 	Porfirio Stoddart 	FW 	90 	 	 	 	 	
9 	 	Everette Beaner 	D 	89 	 	 	 	 	
14 	 	Lyle Langlinais 	D 	79 	 	 	 	 	
95 	 	Janny Melendy 	FW 	79 	 	 	 	 	
15 	 	Tintin Sakurai 	FW 	72 	 	 	 	 	
2 	 	Veli-Pekka Hitchko	FW 	93 	 	 	 	 	
88 	 	Polak Menendez 	FW 	68 	 	 	 	 	
23 	 	Benito Defrain 	FW 	112 	 	 	 	 	
==Past Season Records==
Season 	League	Tier	GP	W 	L 	OTL	Pts	GF 	GA	Playoffs
Season 13	1481 	5 	38	37	0 	1 	75 	266	13	Championship
Season 14	187 	4 	38	36	1 	1 	73 	217	32	Eliminated Game 3 Second Round
Season 15	187 	4 	38	36	2 	0 	72 	207	38	Championship
Season 16	41 	3 	38	34	2 	2 	70 	183	41	Championship
Season 17	12 	2 	38	25	8 	5 	55 	121	65	Eliminated Game 3 Second Round
Season 18	12 	2 	38	27	6 	5 	59 	122	63	Eliminated Game 3 First Round
Season 19	12 	2 	38	32	4 	2 	66 	153	47	Championship
Season 20	1 	1 	38	22	11	5 	49 	115	91	
Eliminated Game 2 Second Round
Season 21	1 	1 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	Lockout season BCART SUCKS
==Players All Time Stats==
==Killers Record Book==
Chrisco's Killers All-Time Records	Chrisco's Killers All-Time Records	Chrisco's Killers All-Time Records	Chrisco's Killers All-Time Records	Chrisco's Killers All-Time Records	Chrisco's Killers All-Time Records	Chrisco's Killers All-Time Records	Chrisco's Killers All-Time Records
Milestone 	# 	 	 	 	 	 	
Wins (W) 	253 	 	 	 	 	 	
Losses (L) 	33 	 	 	 	 	 	
Overtime Losses (OTL) 	17 	 	 	 	 	 	
Goal For (GF) 	1154 	 	 	 	 	 	
Goals Against (GA) 	362 	 	 	 	 	 	
Power Play Goals (PPG) 	536 	 	 	 	 	 	
Shots For (SHT) 	9648 	 	 	 	 	 	
Shots Against (SHT AGT) 	4810 	 	 	 	 	 	
Chrisco's Killers Single Season Records	Chrisco's Killers Single Season Records	Chrisco's Killers Single Season Records	Chrisco's Killers Single Season Records	Chrisco's Killers Single Season Records	Chrisco's Killers Single Season Records	Chrisco's Killers Single Season Records	Chrisco's Killers Single Season Records
Milestone 	Player 	Season 	Tier 	# 	 	 	
Most Goals (G) 	Rudolf Vanwright 	13 	5 	46 	 	 	
Most Assists (A) 	Paavo Meshyock 	14 	4 	61 	 	 	
Most Points (P) 	Paavo Meshyock 	14 	4 	96 	 	 	
Best +/- 	Paavo Meshyock 	14 	4 	+43 	 	 	
Most Power Play Goals (PPG) 	Rudolf Vanwright 	13 	5 	34 	 	 	
Most Shots On Goal (SHT) 	Rudolf Vanwright 	13 	5 	274 	 	 	
Chrisco's Killers All-Time Franchise Records	Chrisco's Killers All-Time Franchise Records	Chrisco's Killers All-Time Franchise Records	Chrisco's Killers All-Time Franchise Records	Chrisco's Killers All-Time Franchise Records	Chrisco's Killers All-Time Franchise Records	Chrisco's Killers All-Time Franchise Records	Chrisco's Killers All-Time Franchise Records
Milestone 	Player 	# 	 	 	 	 	
Games Played (GP) 	Paavo Meshyock 	261 	 	 	 	 	
Goals (G) 	Rudolf Vanwright 	208 	 	 	 	 	
Assists (A) 	Paavo Meshyock 	190 	 	 	 	 	
Points (P) 	Rudolf Vanwright 	350 	 	 	 	 	
All-time +/- 	Rudolf Vanwright 	+191 	 	 	 	 	
Power Play Goals (PPG) 	Rudolf Vanwright 	124 	 	 	 	 	
Game Winning Goals (GWG) 	Rudolf Vanwright 	35 	 	 	 	 	
Shots On Goal (SHT) 	Rudolf Vanwright 	
1476 	 	 	 	 	
==Killers Merchandise==
===Jerseys===
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