ジョーカー×ジョーカー (Joker×Joker)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
それぞれバラバラ配られる 	sorezore barabara kubarareru 	Every card’s dealt, scattered here and there.
邪魔邪魔それではくたびれる 	jama jama sore de wa kutabireru 	Annoyances, annoyances everywhere – it’s exhausting.
草w草w　燃えてる　また炎上 	kusa kusa moeteru mata enjou 	An inferno of LOL’s ignite yet another flamewar.
やだやだクソだりぃ　つまらねぇな 	yada yada kuso darii tsumaranee na 	Ugh, no, THIS SUCKS – it’s so BORING.
 	 	
NA NA NA NA NA 	 	
騙せ騙せ 	damase damase 	Trick fools left ‘n right,
NA NA NA NA NA 	 	
赤く塗って 	akaku nutte 	and paint it all red!
コレコレ　タレコミ蜜の味 	korekore tarekomi mitsu no aji 	Tipping off Dramatubers – schadenfreude tastes so sweet!
毒毒　痛み　ただコピペ 	dokudoku itami tada kopipe 	Venomous pain’s just a copy ‘n paste away!
 	 	
愛して　愛して 	aishite aishite 	Love me, love me –
お礼にとっておきの恐怖お届け 	orei ni totte oki no kyoufu otodoke	as thanks, here’s that super special “fear” you wanted!
死ぬほどドキドキ 	shinu hodo dokidoki 	Your heart’s beating so fast it might just burst –
刺激が足りないんでしょ？ 	shigeki ga tarinain desho? 	but you don’t want the ride to end just yet, right?
 	 	
僕にとって君はジョーカーで 	boku ni totte kimi wa jookaa de 	To me, you’re a “JOKER,”
言うこと全てジョークなのです 	iu koto subete jooku nano desu 	‘cuz everything you say is one.
今日も神っぽいフリをして 	kyou mo kamippoi furi o shite 	I’m playing God again today,
誤魔化してる 	gomakashiteru 	deceiving and cheating everyone.
 	 	
蟲みたいにネガティブに湧いて 	mushi mitai ni negatibu ni waite 	Negativity hatches like crawling bugs.
踊る姿は滑稽です 	odoru sugata wa kokkei desu 	Dancing? Looks more like “flailing” to me!
そろそろ次のゲームにしよう 	sorosoro tsugi no geemu ni shiyou 	Come, onto the next game!
KINGを倒すのは誰だ 	KING o taosu no wa dare da 	Who shall kill the KING?
 	 	
チクチク言葉で傷付ける 	chikuchiku kotoba de kizutsukeru 	Those sharp words cut you down.
ダメダメ　それでも殴られる 	dame dame soredemo nagurareru 	“No, stop!” – but it won’t.
まだまだ懲りない　偉い奴 	madamada korinai erai yatsu 	You still don’t get it, goody-two-shoes?
なかなか　しぶとい　下らねぇな 	nakanaka shibutoi kudaranee na 	You’re pretty stubborn – what a dumbass!
 	 	
見下せ　見下せ 	mikudase mikudase 	Disrespect, despise them all;
お礼にとっておきの恐怖お届け 	orei ni totte oki no kyoufu otodoke	as thanks, here’s that super special “fear” you wanted!
死ぬほどドキドキ 	shinu hodo dokidoki 	Your heart’s beating so fast it might just burst –
刺激が足りないんでしょ？ 	shigeki ga tarinain desho? 	but you don’t want the ride to end just yet, right?
 	 	
君にとって僕はジョーカーで 	kimi ni totte boku wa jookaa de 	To you, I’m a “JOKER”,
生きることがジョークなのです 	ikiru koto ga jooku nano desu 	because “life’s one big joke”, right?
切りたいのに被害者面して 	kiritai noni higaishazura shite 	Playing the victim, even though you want to cut,
誤魔化してる 	gomakashiteru 	deceiving and cheating everyone!
 	 	
ゴミみたいな戯言を吐いて 	gomi mitai na zaregoto o haite 	Hearing you spew that trashy bullshit
聞いてるこっちはシュールです 	kiiteru kocchi wa shuuru desu 	is quite surreal to listen to.
そろそろ次のゲームにしよう 	sorosoro tsugi no geemu ni shiyou 	Come, onto the next game!
KINGを倒すのは誰だ 	KING o taosu no wa dare da 	Who shall kill the KING?
KINGを倒すのは誰だ 	KING o taosu no wa dare da 	Who shall kill the KING?
KINGを倒すのは僕だ 	KING o taosu no wa boku da 	I shall kill the KING!
Just kidding 	 	
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