Pokemon Trainer vs. Wii Fit Trainer

thumb|center|670px|Pokemon Trainer vs Wii Fit Trainer
==Cast==
Brandon Lorbes as Wii Fit Trainer
MCGamingFTW as Pokemon Trainer
Justin Buckner as Squirtle
MaNCHA as Ivysaur
RLYoshi as Charizard
==Lyrics==
===Wii Fit Trainer:===
Breathe in, breathe out, because it’s the last you’re gonna have
You’ve been exploring the world to much; you need to take a bath
I am the most relaxed trainer; and I have abs of steel and iron
And just like my good man, Gandhi, I also spit yoga fire
How many generations does it take to get all your fans back?
The answer is zero and your virgin ass has the smallest Poké Ball sack
The whole world gets so fit that I make the Snorlax evolution backwards
You haven’t even had sex that you couldn’t make your Caterpie grow faster
===Pokemon Trainer:===
You gotta be kidding me…its super effective? I need to bring out the big guys… come on guys
===Squirtle:===
If you’re gonna be working out, here’s one thing you need to know for sure
===Ivysaur:===
Just do what Abra always does and just fucking Teleport
===Squirtle:===
The reason that people buy your game and they’re still looking fat
===Ivysaur:===
Is because they always cheat just by pushing their hands on the pad
===Squirtle:===
My name is Squirtle, using Water Gun on all the big Jigglypuffs
===Ivysaur:===
And Ivysaur spitting Bullet Seeds; you are not all that buff or tough
===Squirtle:===
When the two of us are set up to battle, it makes you want to scream and shout
===Ivysaur:===
Because with the moves we’ll combine, it’ll give you a one hit knockout
===Wii Fit Trainer:===
The relaxed emotion I’m in? FUCK THAT SHIT!
I’m coming to Smash Bros bitch, so I’ll smash you with my fists
Making every Jynx dance with my hula hoops
I trained fatties so much to make Slowpoke juke
Squirtle, quit squirting that Hydro Pump
You’re the worst starter; you weak-ass turtle cunt
Ivysaur prepare to feel the burn in your core
Because by the end of this, I’ll make you “Venus-sore”
=== Squirtle and Ivysaur ===
===Squirtle:===
Damn…
===Ivysaur:===
We’re down
===Pokemon Trainer:===
Well I guess you’re my only hope buddy. Let's show these bitches what we do back in pallet town!
===Charizard:===
We saved the best for last; Charizard is here to Fire Blast
You won’t even win this fight even though you’re rapping is fast
Did you really think that working out is going to make you get laid?
Well, you’re wrong; hell I don’t even think you get your daily pay
You’re too much of a whore; even PSY won’t take you out
We’re going to a 6th generation; hopfully you won’t go cry and pout
I don’t even need a big verse; I can just beat you with this last line
The reason you lost this battle is because you’re a chick and you’re white
==Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link)==
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/pokemon-trainer-vs-wii-fit
==Rap Battle (Karaoke)==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5JWEdnRTfs
==Poll==
<poll>
Who Won? 
Wii Fit Trainer
Pokemon Trainer
</poll>