Alto Clef

A█████ H████ C███ (fl. 1981-), commonly known as "Alto Clef" or Agent "Ukelele" and identified by the Serpent's Hand as the God-Killer, is an enigmatic SCP Foundation doctor who presently serves as the Director of the Department of Training and Development. Clef is well-known for successfully eliminating hazardous SCPs, as well as his unique personality, peculiar headwear, and ownership of a ukulele.
==Biography==
===Origins===
===Ukelele===
C███ was recruited to the United Nations Global Occult Coalition in 1981, most likely under the PHYSICS Division; he was assigned the serial number "09976657-Cobalt-Triplet-Finnegan" and the codename "Ukelele." A year later, he received the Silver Aegis for successfully terminating KTE-5988-Red despite significant losses to his crew, which included operative Mortimer X.
During his service, he was able to eliminate KTE-0467-White with the clever use of a mountain lion, as well as KTE-9245-Pink through unknown means. Ukelele also became a certified instructor at the Lanthanide Hills Training Facility, where he trained recruits on Type Green KTEs. He discussed his background with Colonel Richard Adams several times, but each time he told a different version.Agent Ukelele (tale) Ukelele also learned the identities of the SCP Foundation's O5 Council and documented them in his journal, as well as proposed means for finding them.Entry Page: 001 - djkaktus's Proposal III
Ukelele took a two-year hiatus in 1986 after failing to contain the KTE-7859-Silver epidemic, which resulted in numerous deaths. In 1989, he was promoted to the rank of Specialist Operative. In the 1990s, Ukelele used KTE-9927-Blackchild as a bargaining chip, luring KTE-9927-Black out and shooting her in the head. Due to his grievous wounds, he was unable to kill 9927-Blackchild. In the 2000s, Ukelele killed KTE-10734-Green for his 99th confirmed kill before seeking retirement from active duty, which was granted.
===Early Foundation career ===
C███ was eventually hired by the biology department of █████████ University. He was put on probation owing to concerns over C███'s publication of the paper "On the Comparative Sensitivity of the Human Female Nipple in Laboratory and Field Conditions, upon Aware and Unaware Subjects." C███ then published "On the use of Human Semen to ████ ███████ ██ █████ ██████████," triggering his dismissal from the university. 
The aforementioned study involves a █████ ████████ with characteristics matching a SCP. Due to security concerns, the SCP Foundation deployed a female agent to conduct an investigation. C███ somehow managed to convince the agent to give him a job. It's unclear how he convinced the agent to let him join the organization's Scientific Department. 
He gained the nickname "Alto Clef" because his signature on reports was a stylized Alto Clef note, and he also told others that his real name was an A chord played on a ukulele.Dr Clef's Personnel File
===SCP-447===
Clef oversaw the recovery of SCP-447-1 in a Californian city, where it came into contact with a dead body. It initially was classified as Keter, though it was reclassified as Safe due to its use in many applications as long as it isn't in contact with dead bodies.Entry Page: 447 He was promoted to the research head for SCP-447.
AWhen SCP-447-1 was employed to try to cease SCP-882's cognitohazardous grinding noises, it actually eliminated rust from the mechanism. As a result, Clef said that 447-1 should not be used again in conjunction with SCP-882.Experiment Log 447 A
===Post-Incident 239-B===
The O5 Council began looking into Clef's past after Incident 239-B, where Clef penetrated several layers of security in order to terminate SCP-239. He sustained numerous injuries, though the Council discovered links to a former GOC agent named "Ukelele." Clef was soon after promoted to Director of the Department of Training and Development to further utilize his skills.
=== Dr. Glass' psychological evaluation===
Dr. Simon Glass eventually conducted a psychological evaluation of Alto Clef. After originally attempting to play Clef's genuine name on a ukelele, Clef offered Glass a nasal cinnamon twist, which Glass politely declined: he then noticed Clef bring a shotgun into the room.
Clef nearly drove Glass insane by contradicting his previous assertions in the evaluation about his desire to murder everyone at the base. Glass then accused Clef of attempting to leave the interview before Clef issued an elaborate death threat against the psychologist. Glass, worn out, concluded the evaluation.Routine Psychological Evaluations By Dr Glass
===Performing his seminar===
Clef performed a seminar about reality benders for a group of future SCP Foundation operatives. At the beginning of the seminar, Clef provided the operatives with some muffins, which turned out to be laced with an unknown, powerful hallucinogen. Then later in the seminar, strange things start to happen: the doors and windows disappear, and then suddenly the desks come alive, and Clef takes on the appearance of a reality bender and starts taunting the operatives. After a few moments, it stops, and it turns out it was all because of the hallucinogen, and that Clef did this to show the operatives what a real reality bender attack is like, and that the best thing to do against reality benders is to quote, "Kill that motherfucker before he knows you're even there."Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't."
===SCP-4444===
In 2000, Clef, in the capacity of Acting Director of Occult Studies, attended a meeting at the Pentagon alongside representatives from the SCP Foundation, the FBI, the UIU, and the US Army regarding SCP-4444 residing in the head of Vice President Al Gore.
Clef was asked by Dr. Kain Pathos Crow to inform the gathered representatives what Clef's team learned. He informed the meeting that 4444 existed between multiple dimensions simultaneously, and that 4444 is not affecting Gore negatively, only occupying his head. When Crow proposed the Incorporeal Entity Vacuum Chamber, Alto pointed out that the big flaw is that it explodes when non-ectomorphs are put inside it. He later retorted that they interfered in the US presidential elections before when General James Roland protested the act of ensuring SCP-4444 does not become President.Entry Page: 4444
===SCP-978 ===
During testing with SCP-978, Alto Clef was photographed walking away from a heated conversation with Dr. Jack Bright. Within the photograph produced by 978, Clef was depicted with his head being replaced by a head giving the middle finger, while a small girl in a white dress was sitting on a desk.SCP-978 Extended Test Logs
===Vacation with Strelnikov===
In 2009, Clef was put on sabbatical by Dr. Simon Glass alongside Agent Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov, where the two planned to fly to Brazil. It is unknown what happened during this flight and their antics in Brazil, but much of the tale recounted back to Glass alongside Agent Yoric was fictitious in nature. Three things that are verifiably known are these: Texas militiamen were shot to death, a Chechen hijacking was foiled, and a Brazilian military base was assaulted by two attackers.Clef And Dimitri Hit The Road
===Contingency===
Nine years after MTF Omega-7 "Pandora's Box" was disbanded, Clef was told to go back to the field by O5-7 Green, though he only agreed to do so if Senior Special Agent Andrea S. Adams was brought back to the field. They were given their first task: assassinating the Type 4 reality bender SCP-████, who was eerily similar to SCP-531-D.
Clef and Adams had a tense conversation, though Adams eased once Clef told her that they'd be the sole two members of MTF Tav-666, with the goal of keeping MTF Alpha-9 "Pandora's Box" in check. Afterward, Clef oversaw the assassination of SCP-████ conducted by Adams; she utilized SCP-408 (with the help of Dr. Zyn Kiryu) to disguise herself as a naked Scarlett Johansson, distracting him briefly before shooting him between the eyes with a suppressed Mk-217.
Clef was surprised at the very straightforward assassination in comparison to his usual elaborate plans for taking out reality benders, though later typed up an expense report for the decommissioning. He later put a paper on her desk: an official reassignment to Clef's dummy MTF Lambda-2 "Dr. Clef's Bisexual Assassination Squad", which was used to funnel funds to MTF Tav-666.Contingency
===SCP-6666===
Dr. Alto Clef was requested to interview SCP-343 due to Clef's natural resistance to anomalous alterations. There, Clef revealed to 343 that he knew that 343 wasn't God, thanks to SCP-073 informing the Foundation of such. He interviewed 343 about the Children of the Night, where 343 told him about the horrors the Children did and how they were wiped out in the Day of Flowers. 343 then begged Clef to not seek out the creatures, as their civilization relied on human terror.Entry Page: 6666
==Alternate realities==
=== Broken Masquerade===
At some point after the North Korean Incident which destroyed North Korea and revealed the existence of the anomalous to the world, Dr. Clef was interviewed by television host Oprah Winfrey. The morals of the SCP Foundation were questioned by Oprah, particularly why their work was done secretly. Clef stated that they do things differently now but still study, simply answering "Korea" to Oprah asking why they still continue their mission.Broken Masquerade Hub
===lolFoundation===
During a date night between Clef and SCP-173, he had five Class-D Personnel watch 173 to keep it harmless. However, after their dinner concluded and Clef retired to the bed with 173, Clef informed the Class-Ds that 173 was harmless currently, and that he just liked to be watched.Date Night
===Yesterday ===
In the aftermath of a worldwide containment breach, Clef was tasked with the assassination of many key SCP Foundation personnel by O5-12 Troy Lament. Clef killed Dr. Andrews Bjornsen with carbon monoxide, dying peacefully. However, Clef splashed fake blood on the walls and hung bright decorations everywhere, along with writing a taunting note.
Clef's next target was Director Jean Karlyle Aktus, who was dying of leukemia at the time, barely being kept alive by the O5 Council's medicine. He killed Aktus by adjusting the treatment dosage and covering it up with paperwork. He then killed Director Kate McTiriss by poisoning her coffee and forging notes from the Unusual Incidents Unit, her former employers.
Clef rapidly descended the list, killing Dr. Zyn Kiryu with her own anomalous butterflies after sabotaging the control mechanisms, Dr. Ralph Roget by a containment breach orchestrated by Clef and chalked up to Roget's incompetence, Dr. Avery Solace by being eaten by a shadow, Researcher Rose Labelle by an anomalous program, Quikngruvn Halifax by anomalous paperwork, Director Maria Jones by alcohol poisoning, Dr. Chelsea Elliott by poisoning the botanical treatments which resulted in SCP-2108 consuming her, Dr. Simon Glass by a sickness coming from an infected agent, Dr. Django Bridge by some method which was theorized to be loneliness, Dr. Everett Mann by talking him into doing an extremely dangerous experiment that cost his life, and many more personnel. Clef also managed to permanently kill Dr. Jack Bright by launching SCP-963 into the Sun, finally letting him rest. He also killed Agent Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov by a stray bullet during a containment breach.
He then confronted Dr. Charles Gears, who informed him that he was aware of the order, having put Dr. Kain Pathos Crow in a medicated coma to prevent any pain from death. After a heartfelt goodbye and the giving of a poison vial to Clef, Clef shot Gears. He then poisoned the IV Crow was attached to, killing him painlessly after framing Researcher Blaire Roth for accidentally switching doses. She later hung herself from the guilt, though Clef made Roth's suicide note look good.
Clef's next target was Director Tilda D. Moose. After a dramatic confrontation, Moose entrapped Clef in the Labyrinth, but did not count on Clef escaping it. She then made an illusionary body, who was killed by Clef, though Moose's real body was killed by a car bomb in Site-19's parking lot. Clef then drove to confront the surviving Dr. Benjamin Kondraki, where they dueled at dawn; this eventually resulted in Kondraki's death. He then drove to SCP-2000, only surviving the drive due to the Scranton Reality Anchors installed in his truck. He spoke to Troy Lament about the Bloom, before killing him as well.
Suddenly, he was ambushed by Dr. Sophia Light holding SCP-668, rendering Clef powerless to fight back as Light killed him, accomplishing the prerequisites to activating the Bloom.Yesterday
===SCP-4231===
==Personality==
Clef was an effective operator with the United Nations Global Occult Coalition, successfully eliminating Threat Entities in the field. However, he was a noted liar, giving varied answers to questions about his past. Clef is a genre-savvy and eccentric individual, which means he will use his understanding of a genre to make decisions regarding his position. Clef is also a renowned liar, with the exception of SCP Foundation-related matters, when he claims his name represents a major chord on a ukulele. Alto Clef is skilled and professional in his work, but he has an acerbic attitude and a penchant of upsetting his coworkers. Clef also has a slimy personality that functions as a "woman repellent." Despite his flaws, Alto Clef really loves his daughter, SCP-166, as seen by his refusal to kill her, instead faking his death and placing her into Foundation custody for her safety.Entry Page: 166 Clef also despises the notion that he can alter reality himself, calling it a "deformity."Icky & Ichabod
==Attributes==
==Trivia==
*Alto Clef is the author avatar and namesake of DrClef, an SCP Wiki author.
*Alto Clef, according to DrClef, is not Satan, but he was responsible for exiling humans from the Garden of Eden and leading them astray.The Leak
*Alto Clef's favorite cocktail order is a "Bombay Sapphire Martini, stirred, not shaken, two ice cubes only, 6:1 gin and vermouth, two olives, one onion, and if you bruise the vermouth god help you."
*DrClef describes Alto Clef as an aromantic asexual, or aroace.Tumblr source
*Alto Clef suffers from anosmia, which is characterized by a lack of scent.Tumblr source
==External link==
*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/drclef-member-page
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