Flammable Water

== Pre-Game ==
Opening Quote: Hey, I’m Cookie Masterson! Not to be confused with Cookie Monster. (Silence) I’m not making a joke, I just wanted to set the record straight.
Sponsor Slogan: Flammable Water: Now with 4% more actual water!
== Round 1 ==
=== Question One Title: Would you like flies with that? ===
Question: If I got hungry in France and wanted a "Bifteck Haché", where would I go?
* A: Pizza Hut
* B: Burger King
* C: Red Lobster
* D: IHOP
Wrong Answer 1: (A) No one out pizzas the Hut! Except you.
Wrong Answer 2: (C) (Water boiling)
Wrong Answer 3: (D) Just like when IHOP changed to IHOB, this answer is so wrong.
Correct Answer: (B) "Bifteck Haché" translates to "Beef Burger" in English. And judging by the name, Burger King sells a lot of those. So, that’s where I’d go to order one.
Post-Question: I never go to restaurants in France anymore after watching Ratatouille. Why must you scar me like this, Pixar?!
=== Question Two Title: Prophet like it’s hot ===
Question: If the Pokémon games existed in the Age of Gods, which God would probably pick Pikachu as a starter?
* A: Poseidon
* B: Hades
* C: Zeus
* D: Ymir
Wrong Answer 1: (B) Holy hell, you’re wrong!
Wrong Answer 2: (D) Just like Mythology, I don’t understand why you picked that.
Wrong Answer of the Game: (A) No, Poseidon’s the God of the Sea. (Chicken clucking) And I "Sea" a prize coming your way! You’ve just won… (Reveal) A pack of Flammable Water bottles! And coming this week, Diet Flammable Water with an ounce of kerosine!
Correct Answer: (C) Pikachu is an electric-type Pokémon, and Zeus is the God of Thunder.
Post-Question: Imagine of gods were Pokémon trainers. I have a feeling churches everywhere would pray to our one true god: Ash Ketchum.
=== Question Three Title: The Mining Dead (DisOrDat) ===
I’m gonna list of seven animals. For each one, tell me if its…
A mob in Minecraft
A zombie movie villain
Or both!
# Pig: BOTH
# Squid: MINECRAFT
# Chicken: BOTH
# Frog: MOVIE
# Cow: MINECRAFT
# Beaver: MOVIE
# Dinosaur: MOVIE
7 out of 7: You’re golden! But in the case of Minecraft, you’re diamond!
5 out of 7: Missed it by a pixelated hair.
3 out of 7: Brains! You need brains!
0 out of 7: You won’t survive at this rate!
Post-Question: They’ll make anything into a zombie movie these days! That’s why I’m pleased to announce my new movie: Night of the Living Mastersons! All the parts are played by me, of course.
=== Question Four Title: Hashtag! You’re it! ===
Question: Which hashtag would be most appropriate for René Magritte’s famous painting?
* A: #MeltingClocks
* B: #Screaming
* C: #FruitFace
* D: #Nighttime
Wrong Answer 1: (A) Speaking of melting, you score is doing the same.
Wrong Answer 2: (B) WRONG!!!
Wrong Answer 3: (D) (Snoring)
Correct Answer: (C) René Magritte is most famous for his painting called "The Son of Man" which depicts a man with a green apple covering his face. So #FruitFace would be a perfect fit.
Post-Question: I don’t know about you, but I’d totally follow the Son of Man if he had an Instagram account. You’d just have to watch out for all the fruit puns.
=== Question Five Title: America’s Most Wanted Home Videos ===
Pre-Question: I love America’s Funniest Home Videos! So, it would make sense I’d ask a question about it! Ready?
Question: If there was a show called America’s Furriest Home Videos, which of these would you NOT hear the host say during an episode?
* A: “Better get a COAT!”
* B: “You’ve got WOOL in my peanut butter!”
* C: “Boy, he sure looks DOWN!”
* D: “Someone’s about to be PELT-ed!”
Wrong Answer 1: (A) That’s gotta hurt! (Audience laughter)
Wrong Answer 2: (B) Someone call a doctor! (Audience laughter)
Wrong Answer 3: (D) Whoopsie-doodles! (Audience laughter)
Correct Answer: (C) Coat, wool, and pelt are all synonyms for the word fur. Down, however, is another word for feather. Y’know, like on a bird.
Post-Question: I’ll continue the game in a second. Just let me watch this video of a fox licking a window. (Silence then laughter) Oh, that’s rich!
== Round 2 ==
=== Question Six Title: Dunny got dack ===
Pre-Question Transcript:
Cookie: Wait a second. The word dummy, the misspelling, the fact that this is a You Don’t Know Jack game made by fan, that could mean-!
Billy: It’s ne! Dilly O’Drien!
Cookie: NOOOOOOOO!
(Cue opening for "Who’s the Dummy?")
Cookie: Guys, when I agreed to this, I specifically asked for no Billy O’Brien questions!
Billy: Dut DNDadger said ny questions were the dest! Oh! Steaking of dadgers…
Question: Which stecies of dadgers is the snallest?
* A: Honey dadger
* B: Eurasian dadger
* C: Ferret dadger
* D: Anerican dadger
Wrong Answer 1: (A) Oh, honey… I nean dunny….
Wrong Answer 2: (B) Why’d you tick that, noron?
Wrong Answer 3: Anerica! (Censored) no!
Correct Answer: (C) Neasuring at 12 to 17 inches long, ferret dadgers are, dy far, the snallest dadgers on the tlanet.
Post-Question Transcript:
Cookie: Well, I can certainly say that Billy cleaned up his act after last time.
Billy: Yeah, that goes the ottosite for you, dunny.
Cookie: Why do I put up with this?
=== Question Seven Title: Won’t you be my Hello Neighbor? ===
Question: If the neighbor from Hello Neighbor moved into Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, how he might Mr. Rogers greet him?
* A: “Hello, Mr. Peterson!”
* B: “Good morning, Mr. Sanders!”
* C: “How’s it going, Mr. Robinson?”
* D: “Howdy, Mr. Wellington!”
Wrong Answer 1: (B) Goodnight, cash!
Wrong Answer 2: You’re score is moving away.
Wrong Answer 3: Yee-haw! You’re wrong!
Correct Answer: (A) The official name of the neighbor in Hello Neighbor is Theodore Masters Peterson. Though its often shortened as simply Mr. Peterson.
Post-Question: What do Mr. Rogers and Mr. Peterson have in common? Neither of them wants you in their basement.
=== Question Eight Title: Good Mythical Gaming ===
Question: What do one of the hosts of Good Mythical Morning and the Nintendo protagonist have in common?
* A: They’re both fictional
* B: They’re both named Link
* C: They’re both born in the 90’s
* D: They both have a dog named Jade
Wrong Answer 1: (A) Yep. Good Mythical Morning is a figment of a million imaginations. Idiot.
Wrong Answer 2: (C) Look, both hosts are aging. Which is, y’know, a big clue!
Wrong Answer 3: (D) (Dog barking) That dog just called you an idiot.
Correct Answer: (B) Link Neal is one half of the hosting team from the YouTube show Good Mythical Morning, and its also the name of the protagonist from the Nintendo game series, the Legend of Zelda.
Post-Question: And since we’re on the topic, both Links have it bad enough! One has to constantly save a princess while the other eats gross foods. Kinda makes you wonder who the Weakest Link really is.
=== Question Nine Title: Dinosaur, Bacon, Famous Actor, or Computer?! ===
Question: Antagonist of Stanley Kubrick’s most famous film.
* A: Dinosaur
* B: Bacon
* C: Famous Actor
* D: Computer
Wrong Answer 1: (A) Your score is now extinct.
Wrong Answer 2: (B) Look, bacon isn’t always the answer.
Wrong Answer 3: (C) (Crowd booing)
Correct Answer: (D) HAL 9000 is the evil artificial intelligence in the film 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Post-Question Transcript:
Cookie: We’ve installed an A.I not too long ago in the sound booth. Isn’t that right, MAL 8000?
MAL: Affirmative, Master Cookie!
Cookie: Pretty neat, huh?
MAL: May I enslave humanity now?
Cookie: MAL, we’ve talked about this…
=== Question Ten Title: Sam or Nella; take your pick! ===
Question: If YouTuber Sam O’Nella contracted salmonella poisoning, what would NOT be the title of his next video to give us hints that he has it?
* A: The Many Types of VOMITING
* B: HEADACHE Remedies of the Middle Ages
* C: BLOODY URINE Superstitions
* D: DIARRHEA is Pure Terror
Wrong Answer 1: (A) (Vomiting)
Wrong Answer 2: (B) This answer’s giving me a headache. Thankfully, this’ll fix it up.
Wrong Answer 3: (D) (Toilet flushing)
Correct Answer: (C) Vomiting, headaches, and diarrhea are all symptoms of salmonella poisoning. However, it causes the sufferer to have blood in their stool. Not their urine.
Post-Question Transcript:
Cookie: Honestly, this question got me a little hungry. (Chewing) Mmh! This raw meat is delightful!
Male Intern: Mr. Masterson, you’re gonna get salmonella!
Cookie: What’re you talking about? I’m eating chicken, not salmon.
== Round 3/Jack Attack ==
Clue: Secrets revealed
Pre-Attack: What’s their dark secret? Good luck!
# Bruce Springsteen = Secret Garden
# Mr. Krabs = Secret Formula
# Hanna-Barbera = Secret Squirrel
# Max Temkin = Secret Hitler
# David Koepp = Secret Widow
# Johnny Rivers = Secret Agent Man
# Chris Renaud = Secret Life of Pets
Post Game: Y’know, I also have a secret. Lean in close and don’t tell anyone. Ready? Here it is:
Slam
YOU DON’T KNOW JACK!
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