Sheldon Cooper versus Gregory House

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Sheldon Cooper versus Gregory House is the fifth battle of the first season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the fifth battle overall. The connection between the characters is that both are famous doctors and both have worked with physics.
==Battle Information==
AccordionChick as House
MaNCHA as Sheldon Cooper
Beat by fadesprod
Release Date: April 25, 2013
===SoundCloud Links===
{ORIGINAL}: https://soundcloud.com/mancha-4/sheldon-cooper-vs-gregory
==Lyrics==
House:Actually, if you don't mind, it's just House, so stop your antics.Leave me alone please so I can simply diss this Praying MantisSo I've popped a few pills, I'm surprised your 'friends' haven't.If I were them, when I met you I would have hired an Assassin.I came wanting a challenge, I don't surmise that I'm surprisedThey said you were a genius but we all know everybody liesI'll knock knock knock around your inferior brainYou unintelligent buffoon, your ass is insane!
Cooper:I'm not insane. My mother had me tested.Yet that you're in my spot as winner is a falsehood not contestedYour chances of prevailing are clearly LilliputianI'll out-rebuke you so violent you'll need a blood transfusionYou're as soft as a kitty, and as irrational as one too.And of course your physics failures are completely misconstrued!I could reach down to your level and give you the fingerTime to whip you faster than I vociferate "Bazinga!"
House:Your rhymes are inbearable, in the words of your mom, a sin!Nothing will numb my mind to listen to this shit, not even Vicodin!I don't have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem!What kind of pain! You! My neck is freaking throbbin!I need to find an answer to this puzzle, I have the Rubik's complexBut the only thing I've solved is why you'll NEVER HAVE SEX!You may be intelligent, but I'm smarter than you & your gangYou're the only scientist that will never get the "big bang"
Cooper:No shit, Sherlock, Coitus Kills. I've known it since I was five.Isolate my raps, they'll just be left to thrive.I'm an intellectual physicist & an even better lyricistThis geezer got dissed, quit getting so pissed
Cooper as The Flash:I just don't know where to beginA military brat hopped up on VicodinFacing off the best sesquipidalianWherein you stand and limp and grinYour only friend is James Wilson!You're a worse man than Wil Wheaton!I'm almost done getting under your skin!YOU'VE BEEN KNOCKED DOWN LIKE A WALL IN BERLIN!
==Trivia==
*As of January 2014, this was the most viewed URBoF to date, with over five thousand views, just after Jason Voorhees versus Michael Myers with three thousand.
**As of March 2014, Jason vs Michael surpassed this battle in number of views at the 8,000 view mark.
**This is the only battle with more dislikes than likes. (cries in a corner)
*This is the first URBoF with actual animation instead of static characters, albeit simple animation.
*This is the first URBoF where AccordionChick plays a male character.
*This is the first and currently only rap battle with a fast rapping character.
**As of Kratos versus Dante two more fast rapping characters have surfaced.
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