Theater Thugs

Theater Thugs is the third Basket Sponge short. It aired on February 17, 2015. It was written by Doctor Bugs.
==Plot==
When LeBron takes the team to the movie theater to see The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie, they run across some real-life danger. 
The short takes place sometime after The Parting Of The Ways (i.e. the Squidward/Sandy breakup)
==Characters==
*LeBron James
*SpongeBob SquarePants
*Patrick Star
*Squidward Tentacles
*Larry the Lobster
*Mr. Krabs
*Plankton
*Sandy Cheeks
*Squilliam Fancyson
*Bubble Bass
*Fred Rechid
*Mermaid Man - in film
*Barnacle Boy - in film
*Man Ray - in film
*Dirty Bubble - in film
*Security Guard
==Transcript==
*Mermaid Man: (tied to a chair with Barnacle Boy) You won't get away with this, Man Ray!
*Man Ray: Hahah! Face it, Mermaid Brain. It's over!
*Barancle Boy: If you think this is over, you're wrong! Right, Mermaid Man? ….Mermaid Man?
*Man Ray: Hah! Looks like your friend is fast asleep! (presses a button)
*[A giant laser comes down from the ceiling and points at the two heroes]]
*Barnacle Boy: Mermaid Man, wake up!
*Mermaid Man: (snoring, sleeptalking) Bacon must be stopped!
*Man Ray: Mwahahahahah! Any last words before I blast you with my freeze ray?
*Barnacle Boy: Yes, I do. (unties the rope, punches Man Ray in the face)
*Man Ray: Ouch......well, what's the last words???
*[We see the action is taking place on a giant theater screen]
*SpongeBob: (sitting in front row theater seats) Oh boy! Come on, Barnacle Boy! Teach Man Ray a lesson!
*Krabs: (yawns) I can't believe we payed 20 bucks for this.
*LeBron: YOU didn't. I paid for all of your stupid tickets.
*Krabs: Oh yeah, I forgot.
*Larry: I'm with Krabs, for once. This movie stinks! (pounds his fists) Why could'nt you have brough us somewhere else?
*LeBron: Guys, it's team-bonding. Fun time together! You should thank me! I'm an awesome coach!
*Larry: You should've taken us bowling!
*Squidward: Or atleast another movie!
*Plankton: Yeah, I hate this movie about these two stupid old people!
*SpongeBob: Shhhhh!!!! This is the best part!
*[On the screen]
*Barnacle Boy: I untied myself using Mermaid Man's drool!
*Mermaid Man: (sleeptalking) I like your booty, too, baby.
*Man Ray: You leave me no choice! Dirty Bubble, come here at once!
*Dirty Bubble: Yes, my lord?
*Man Ray: Seize them!
*Dirty Bubble: You betcha! (traps the two heroes inside of his giant bubble-self)
*Man Ray: Hahahah! There's no escaping now!
*[In the theater seats]]
*SpongeBob: Man Ray! You meanie! Bad guys never win!
*Larry: SpongeBob, shut up. It's just a stupid movie!
*SpongeBob: Your mom's a stupid movie!
*Larry: I don't know how to respond to that...
*Squidward: It can't be any worse than this movie. I'm goin' for it. (enters another theater door with the words 'Now Showing: Your Mom')
*SpongeBob: Come on, you guys aren't giving the movie a chance!
*Patrick: (watching the film intensely)
*SpongeBob: See, guys? Atleast Patrick likes the movie!
*Patrick: (sniff) It's so tragic! Only true love's kiss can awaken Mermaid Man from his deep slumber, but Man Ray has locked him in a tower, and is trying to stop Barnacle Boy from kissing him!
*SpongeBob: That's Sleeping Beauty, Patrick. I don't think you understand this movie.
*Patrick: Well screw this, then! I'm going to see The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water. See you clowns. (leaves)
*Plankton: (eats a popcorn kernel) I'll stay here, I geuss. I mean, atleast there's food!
*Bubble Bass: (enters the theater, sits on Plankton)
*Plankton: Owwww!!!! Get off me, ya fat hunk of....well....fat!
*Bubble Bass: (eats a chili dog)
*SpongeBob: Umm, Bubble Bass, you're sitting on my friend.
*Bubble Bass: BURRRRPPPP!!!!!!!!!
*SpongeBob: Shhhhh!!! Don't be so loud in the movie theater!
*Security Guard: Shut up, SPONGEBOB! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO WATCH THIS LOW-BUDGET FILM!
*SpongeBob: (sniff) Sorry....
*[Sandy and Squilliam enter the theater, and sit in the very back.]
*Larry: Coach! Did you see that? Tomahawks players!!!! Let's kill 'EM!!!!
*LeBron: Hold back, Larry. They're just on a date. Let's leave them alone.
*Larry: But-
*LeBron: No buts. Let's just hope Squidward doesn't see them.
*Squidward: (comes back into the theater) You guys were right. Your Mom was a horrible movie, I 'd rather watch this Mermaid Man garbage instead- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???????
*Sandy: (looks down and notices her ex-boyfriend screaming)
*Squilliam: What are you looking at? (sees Squidward) Oh! Don't tell me you're still caught up on that Squidward guy!
*Sandy: I'm not! Trust me, he's history!
*Squidward: (runs to the top of the theater-seats) Sandy!!! My love!!!! 
*Sandy: Not now, Squidward! 
*Squilliam: So it's true! You two still love eachother!
*Sandy: No! He still loves ME! I only love you, bae. 
*Squilliam: Good! Then I'll just have to get rid of 'em! (pounds his fists)
*Squidward: You're on, Squilliam!
*[Squidward and Squilliam began squaring off to eachother]
*LeBron: Uh-oh! Theater fight!
*Larry: Oh, boy! I love violence!
*Patrick: Shhhh!!!! Mermaid Man is about to reveal his feelings to Barnacle Boy!
*SpongeBob: Patrick, I thought you left to see another movie.
*Patrick: (angered) That was my twin sister, Patricia. You thought that was me? 
*SpongeBob: Heh-heh......no.
*[Squilliam socks Squidward in the face]
*Squidward: Is that all you got?
*Squilliam: Nope. As a matter of fact, I've still got THIS! (kicks him in the gut)
*Squidward: That's great. Cuz I've still got some of THIS! (smashes Squilliam's head into a wall)
*Squilliam: Grrr, you asked for it, Squiddy! I refuse to be humiliated in front of my girl!
*Sandy: Squilliam, be careful!
*Squidward: Well, I refuse to be humiliated in front of my ex-girlfriend!
*Sandy: You guys should really stop fighting in the movie theater!
*Squilliam: This will be quick, dear. (breaks all of Squidward's legs)
*Squidward: Ahhhh!!!! MY LEG!!!!!!!
*Fred: Grr! That's MY catchphrase, ya jerk! (leaves the theater)
*Squilliam: Now, Squidward, I've got you right where I want you! (lunges forth)
*[Bubble Bass sits directly on Squilliam]
*Bubble Bass: BURRRRPPPP!!!!
*Squilliam: Ahhhh!!!!! Get off me this instant!!!!
*Plankton: Hah! How does it feel to get crushed, eh? (Larry crushes him) AHHH!!!!
*Larry: Hahahah! I'm crushing you for no reason! (stomp, stomp, stomp)
*Plankton: AAAAHHHH!!!! MY SPINE!!!!!
*Sandy: (turns to leave)
*Squidward: Sandy, wait!
*Sandy: Yes, Squidward?
*Squidward: I know we're through....and that's cool. I'm over you, I swear.
*Sandy: Yes?
*Squidward: But I just wanted to let you know-
*Sandy: That you still love me, and want me to dump Squilliam and leave the evil Toon Tomahawks?
*Squidward: No....I just wanted to say.....(steps closer) …..YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A TOTAL WEINER!!! I BEAT HIM, HE LOST! I BEAT HIM, HE LOST! YAHOO, SUCKAH!!! IN YOUR FACE, SANDY!
*Security Guard: (tasers him) You're coming with me, sir.
*Squidward: Ouch! No, wait! You can't do this to me! Ahhh!!! 
*Security Guard: (drags him away)
*SpongeBob: Too bad, Squidward! Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are about to restore hope for Bikini Bottom!
*[on the screen]
*Man Ray: Finally, I have the two of you frozen in a solid block of ice! There's NO escape for you now!
*[the ice blocks suddenly melt]]
*Man Ray: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????????
*Barnacle Boy: We're saved! But how?
*Mermaid Man: I shouldn't have eaten that chili.
*Barnacle Boy: Ohhhh....gross.
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