The Sword of Truth Drinking Game

In keeping with the ancient tradition of using alcohol to relieve pain, make the obtuse clear, and the insane seem logical, I present the Sword of Truth Drinking Game! The rules are quite simple.
Take a drink \~/ every time:
*    One of the “heroes” does something morally heinous;
**    Make it a double if the “hero” also speechifies about how morally superior he is;
*    One of the “heroes” demonstrates hypocrisy;
*    One of the “heroes” speechifies;
**    Make it a double if he speechifies when he should be fighting;
**    Or if he is explaining how decent people should live their lives;
*    A bad guy does something grotesquely sadistic for no good reason;
*    A character acts in a stupid way so the hero can look better by comparison;
*    A strawman political argument is made;
*    Something is excessively sexual for no good reason;
*    The hero's unreliable magic does exactly what the plot requires;
*    One of the heroes is described in flowery prose;
*    Something magical is introduced and never referred to again;
*    The hero instinctively “knows” something he logically should not;
*    Something blindingly stupid happens.
Added as of Book 2: Stone of Tears
* Zedd says or does something that's supposed to be funny and it's not.
* Casanova Zedd makes an appearance.
* There's excessive or pointless angsting.
* Something is unintentionally ironic.
* Cliches are used in place of characterization or description.
* Richard or Kahlan demonstrate Mary Sue/Marty Stu traits.
* It is obvious that Terry Goodkind did no research whatsoever on a given subject.
Added as of Book 3: Blood of the Fold
*The "good spirits" are mentioned
*Something has a bland and uninspired name, like "The Old World."
Ready? Let's start killing our livers!
Back to the spork!