Foundation S1 E1 (Pilot)

[Robloxian1662] Why am I being asked to this again?
[Some random MSCP- Staff Member] Because Dr. Tesla requested you go inside and confront 025. He's been asking for you.
[Robloxian] ... how often?
[Some Random MSCP-Staff] ...like every five minutes.
[MSCP-025] Can someone please bring in Robloxian?
[Some Random MSCP-Staff] See?
[Robloxian] Fine. But I better get a raise in emeralds for this.
*Rob goes inside 025's containment chamber. The inside looks exactly like a kitchen mashed up with a living room. 025 is behind a counter, stirring a cup of tea as Rob enters.*
[025] Ah. I see they finally fulfilled my request.
[Robloxian] What do you want?
[025] Take a seat, please.
*Rob sits down.*
[Robloxian] Why do you need me specifically when there are, like, 13 other O5s or billions of fucking staff members?
[025] I need you to listen to me.
[Dr. Harris]: Alright, when O5-6 is finished with 025, we'll conduct a cross test between 025 and 107, since MSCP-007 is gone with a note saying that the Bois of Music were there. So.. And the 1st 002 is gone as well.. So we'll use 107. Then when 007 gets re-contained we'll use him.
[EnderMaster45]: Well. Then go speak to 107 about it first. She's probably just waiting for someone to come in.
[Dr. Harris]: Okay.
[Dr. Harris would open the Iron door that lead to the observation area of 107's containment cell.]
[Dr. Harris]: Hello, 107,
[MSCP-107 would look up, and she would begin to speak]
[MSCP-107]: Hello! What do you need me to do this time?
[Dr. Harris]: We want to do a cross test between you and 025. We'll transport you to Area-8 when he's done with O5-6. He wanted to see him badly.
[MSCP-107]: Does that mean that I'll be able to see 007?
[Dr. Harris]: The Bois of Music stole him and the 1st MSCP-002 at Area-8, so no. We'll find him soon. But apparently they're on a beatbox battle thing.
[MSCP-107]: Oh, alright. Then I'll see him next time!
[Dr. Harris]: Yeah, I guess. Alright. Because MSCP-107 is passive, I want only either 1 or 2 security units to escort her to 025 when he's done with O5-6.
[Security units]: Affirmative, Doctor.
[EnderMaster45] Dr. Harris!
[Dr. Harris] Yes, Ender?
[EnderMaster45] Dr. Tesla is requesting that you meet him in his office. I'm not sure why, but he really needs to see you.
[Dr. Harris] Uh.. okay...?I'll go check.
*As Dr. Harris turns around, EnderMaster quickly takes the UV light that is in Harris's coat pocket for whatever reason*
*Dr. Harris would walk into Dr. Tesla's office*
[Dr. Harris]: What did you need me for, Tesla?
[Dr. Tesla] What do you mean?
[Dr. Harris] Huh? I thought you needed me...
[Dr. Tesla] I don't need you! Who told you that?
[Dr. Harris] EnderMaster did....
*It takes about 15 seconds to realize what EnderMaster is up to... and Harris's UV light is gone.
[Dr. Tesla] We need to stop him.
*Both Tesla and Harris confront Ender, who is whistling while walking towards 025 containment chamber viewing room*
[Dr. Harris] Stop right there, Ender!
*Suddenly, 5 security units show up, guns- I mean, bows pointed at Harris and Tesla.*
[EnderMaster45] Oh, hello. I didn't see you there.
[Dr. Tesla] What are you doing?! You are not authorized to go in there!
[EnderMaster45] I'm afraid I have authorization. *He snaps at one of the guards, who takes Tesla's staff badge and gives it to Ender*
[Dr. Harris] What do you think you're doing?
[EnderMaster45] I want the cross-test to fail, of course.
[Dr. Tesla] What?! Why?
[EnderMaster45] I want to kill Robloxian.
[Dr. Harris]: One, it hasn't even started yet. And two, you want to kill an O5?
[EnderMaster45] That is exactly what I intend to do. I will replace Robloxian as an O5, and make sure you never say a word... and also because the script is telling to do so.
[Tesla] Harris, why in the living hell would you keep a UV light in your pocket?! You're supposed to be a scientist, godammit! What kind of FUCKING IDIOT would keep such a thing at a facility with dangerous creatures?
[Harris] Uh.... I'm a big brain man.
[Tesla] 10000000000000 (0) IQ, more like it.
[EnderMaster45] ENOUGH! Take them away! And wipe their memories of this moment while you're at it.
As the guards takes Tesla, Ender is about to walk inside the viewing chamber of 025 containment cell.*
[Ender] All too easy.
[Harris]: You fool. The O5's all have powers. All you have is a UV light!
[Ender]: How so? How do they have powers?
[Harris]: MPW is MPW, Fox is a Fox, Robloxian is an Earth Elemental or something, SweetPsycho is a creature from the nether. I've named 4/13 council members. Want me to continue?
[Ender]: You've made your point. But still-
[Dr. Harris]: The cross test hasn't begun yet.
[Ender] So? I can just wait. After all, I am Dr. Tesla now, and I shall now oversee the cross test. Robloxian can't be an earth elemental while inside the chamber. Remember, the iron walls are 5 feet thick.
[Dr. Harris] Still, you have a UV light against an O5 member!
[Ender] Fool. 025 is inside that chamber. And do you know what aggravates him?
[Harris] No... you can't! What the hell do you think you are doing?
[Ender] Are you fucking thick? Is anything I'm saying going through your head?!
[Harris]: Yes. You plan to use the UV light on 025 to make him go berserk and kill Robloxian. It's simple now.
[Ender] There we go. That wasn't so hard, was it? Take him away.
*Alarms go off. And a message appears on everyone's chat thingies that that have in their pockets*
[EMERGENCY, THERE IS A CONTAINMENT BREACH IN THE WEST MSCP CONTAINMENT SECTOR OF AREA-8. PRESONNEL REPORT TO THE BREACH SHELTER NOW.]
[Ender] What now?!
[Dr. Georgery]: You forgot that you
[Rouge Securitry Unit]: Just use the damn light already, then get to the shelter
[Ender] Fine! Make sure you tell anyone that passes by that Tesla is inside doing an emergency check in.
*meanwhile*
[Robloxian] The sirens are going off... I should leave.
[025] You've got my request, right?
[Robloxian-] Of course. But for script reasons, can you repeat the request for me?
[025] Yes. There's a staff member you need to keep a close eye on. His name is E-
*At that moment, a ray of UV light touches 025's skin.*
[Robloxian] Oh, shit.
[MSCP-035 Currently controlling the D-Class runs from around the corner, and Doctor Georgery emerges, closing and locking the Iron door, leaving the Rouge Securitry to be torn up by 025. the rest die by a Stage 4 MSCP-035 wearer.
[Robloxian hides behind a stone wall his powers made. But it won't hold for long.]
*Inside the breach shelter*
[Ender] *mimicking Dr. Tesla's accent* What is the problem?
[Researcher] Ah hell broke loose, man!
[Researcher #2]: Yeah, man. It's bad. REALLY bad. I almost died to that 035 thing.
[Researcher #1] First, that 035 helmet is mind controlling one of the D-Class employees. Second, someone went and made 025 really mad. An O5 member is there as well!
[Ender] *mimicking Tesla* Sounds like a regular Tuesday.
[Security Cheif]: We're seeing in MTF Mi-12 "Onward Men!" Then. They've gotta secure the O5.
[Ender] *accent wavering a tiny bit* But won't he be dead before they reach him?
[Security Cheif]: Currently don't know. He's used his powers to make a stone wall. It's holding up pretty well. But 025's beginning to break through.
[Ender] *accent alright now* I see. Have any of the other O5's been notified?
[Security Cheif] They're doing their own thing right now.
[PA Voice] Mobile task force unit, Mi-12, designated Onward Men have entered the facilitiy. Please remain in the breach shelter or any other secure/safe area until the breached SCP's have been contained.
*Meanwhile, in 025
[Doctor Georgery]: You! Are you alright?
[Robloxian]: Yeah, just get me out of Here!
[Doctor Georgery]: I'll try. I just don't want 025 to get out.. Wait, I have a plan.
*Meanwhile, in the breach shelter
[A few MTF units arrive in the bunker.]
Mi-12 Unit Sergeant: Doctor.
[Ender] *accent still going strong* Are you talking to me?
Mi-12 Sergeant: Yes. I am.
[Ender] *whispering to himself in accent* shit. Uh, what do you need?
[Mi-12 Sergeant]: Because cameras don't exist in this universe, we need to ask you some.. questions.. That only Tesla would know.
[Ender] *accent wavering a tad bit* shitshitshitshitshit. Ask away, please.
[Mi-12 Sergeant]: Alright, question 1, what is your full name? Checking is not allowed.
[Ender] *accent strong* Idiot. You know my name- Nikolas Tesla.
[Mi-12 Sergeant]: Middle name too. I already know your name. But do YOU know your name?
[Mi-12 Sergeant looks down at a book and quill containing all of Tesla's information, and he opens it.]
Mi-12 Sergeant: I'll check the questions each time.
Mi-12 Sergeant: Anyways, second question. When is Tesla's birthday.
[Ender] *accent wavering* Er... July 10th, 1978...
[Mi-12 Sergeant]: You're stuttering.
[The Mi-12 Sergeant checks the book and quill.]
[Mi-12 Sergeant]: Alright. Third question. When did you begin to work for the foundation, Tesla?
[Ender] *accent strong again* Aha, you see, I started to work for the foundation in 1999.
[Mi-12 Sergeant]: Alright, uh, Fourth question.
[Ender] *accent fine I guess* What is the fourth question? I do not have all day!
Mi-12 Sergeant: Alright, then this will the last question. What is your clearance card level, your card number, and your employee number.
[Ender] *accent wavering* Uh... I have level 4 clearance, my card number is... I think... 02256, and I am employee 673. [whispering to himself] shit I probably got all that wrong shitshitshitshit
[Ender] *accent fading* Um... I must go...
[Mi-12 Sergeant] Hold on. Let me check the book...
[Ender] *gulp*
[Mi-12 Sergeant]: Thats.. All.. Wrong.
[Mi-12 Sergeant]: You are 02259, your employee number 34580, but you are level 4 clearance. I also know that accent is wavering a bit..
Ender.
[Ender] *accent gone* Alright then. You've got me. But you forgot my hidden power.
[Mi-12 Sergeant] How can you possibly have powers? You aren't an O5.
[Ender] I'm not, but I found out how to wipe people's memories.
[Mi-12 Sergeant] *takes out crossbow* Hands up, motherfucker.
[Ender] *takes out TNT and some flint and steel* Oh, I don't think you want to do that. Shoot me, and I blow the place sky high.
[Mi-12 Sergeant]: But you'll die with everyone else.
[Mi-12 units escort personnel deeper into the bunker while setting up fake ones while Ender is distracted.]
[The Sergeant then opens the Iron door separating them and 035, and 035 bursts into the room.]
[Ender] FUCK- *he somehow teleports*
[Mi-12 Sergeant]: Guess I'll die.
[Meanwhile, in 025's containment cell]
Robloxian: Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit.
[Dr. Gregory kicks down the iron door (how) open with a few security units.]
[Dr. Gregory] *holding sound gun* Yippe ki-yay, mother fucker
Robloxian: Okay seriously what the fuck is going on.
[A sound emits from the gun, but only 025 can hear it. 025 is weakened.]
[Dr. Gregory] Get the hell out of there!
[Robloxian is pulled out of the room by Gregory while the security units shoot at 025 with crossbows.]
Robloxian: Okay holy shit, thanks, he tried to warn me about Ender, but it was too late.
[Dr. Gregory] We need to talk to the other O5's about this.
*in the O5 council room*
[O5-3]FoxofJudyFoster: So, Robloxian. You're here. Why the hell did you call us here?
[O5-13] MPW: Yeah! I was in the middle of looking at p- (a look from Fox shuts up MPW)
[O5-Admin] themaster401: We are all listening. [Voice booming] AREN'T WE?!
[all the O5's who weren't paying attention are now]
[O5 Admin] Themaster401: Proceed.
[Robloxian] Right. So, uh, I was in Area-8, talking to 025.
[themaster401] Uh-huh.
[Robloxian] And after I would be done, Dr. Tesla would conduct a cross test with 107.
[Themaster401] Uh-huh.
[Robloxian] But a containment breach happened with 035.
[FoxofJudyFoster] All of Area-8 is in hell right now. We know this.
[Robloxian] But 025 told me about a staff member we should keep an eye on.
[SweetPsychoGamerGirl] Who is this staff member?
[Robloxian] EnderMaster45.
[MinecraftPastaWriter] Who?
[FoxofJudyFoster] The guy who gives out the donuts?
[DocSlayingYouDown] No, that's Jerry.
[Henriot5] Uhh... is he that one dude who's in charge of coffee distribution?
[FoxofJudyFoster] You're also thinking of Jerry. Actually, Jerry hands out everything in this fucking facility.
[Robloxian] You guys don't know him?
[MPW] Do you?
[Robloxian] Fuck, actually, you're right.
[Robloxian]: Well shit.
[Robloxian]: Well, uh.. He teleported.
[FoxofJudyFoster] Right, but why do we need to worry about him?
[Robloxian] He plans on killing one of us and replacing the one he killed as an O5.
[MPW] Ha, that'll never work.
*Intense music intensifies*
[Robloxian] Maybe, but there are MSCPs that are capable of doing so.
[Fox] He's no threat. Besides, each episode has no impact on the other, so-
[Master glares at Fox for fourth-wall breaking.]
[Master401] Fine then. I suppose we'll keep a close eye on this "EnderMaster".
[League Fighters] So, uh, on the topic of today's containment breach...
[Themaster401] Ugh.
[In another part of the facility]
[The Inquisitor] So, you have called me?
[Ender] Indeed. I even brought donuts!
[Inquisitor sighs, and Ender throws the donuts]
[Ender] Dilly-dallying aside, I have a job for you.
[Inquisitor] I'm listening.
[Ender] I need you to kill an O5.
[Inquisitor] I... what?
[Ender] It sounds crazy, but I've heard of your expertise to slaughter powerful beings. The O5s are, no doubt, not an exception.
[Inquisitor] What's in it for me?
[Ender] Simple. I replace the slain O5 as the new O5. Once I am O5, I will reward you with all the riches the facility has to offer. Do we have a deal?
[Inquisitor] We have a deal.
[Ender] hahahaha... Hahahah.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
[Security Unit] HEY YOU! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE?
[Ender] FUCK- [He teleports away]
[The Inquisitor is gone...]
[Fox] And that's all folks. Tune in next week for the SHIT SHOW.
[MinecraftPastaWriter] Wait a minute you can't make the first episode a fucking cliffhanger you little ass-
[Fourth Wall] OW! You fucking son of a bitch, stop it!
[Fox] Okay seriously let's stop before this just escalates into swearing for no reason.
[MinecraftPastaWriter] FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU FUCKING IDIOT-
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