SpongeBob Mass Murders 2: Lost in New York

SpongeBob Mass Murders 2: Lost in New York is the 41st episode of Wait Wut and the first episode of season three.
== Transcript ==
(The episode opens with SpongeBob asleep in bed. His foghorn alarm clock goes off, sending him flying across the room onto his calendar. He falls off and turns the page.) 
SpongeBob: Hey, look Gary! It's December 1st! Do you know what that means? 
Gary: Meow. 
(Subtitles: All the corporations can start selling their Christmas shit?) 
SpongeBob: Nah, they've been doing that since midnight Halloween. It means it's time for the first door of the chocolate advent calendar! 
Gary: Meow. 
(Subtitles: What a sucker.) 
SpongeBob: Let's see here. 
(SpongeBob opens the first door of the advent calendar to find a piece of chocolate moulded into the shape of himself.) 
Chocolate SpongeBob: At last, I'm free! I'm finally fr- 
(SpongeBob grabs it and slowly moves it towards his mouth.) 
Chocolate SpongeBob: No, please! I have too much to live f- 
(SpongeBob eats it.) 
SpongeBob: Mmm-hmm, the first one's always the best. 
Gary: Meow meow meow meow meow. 
(Subtitles: If I had a nickel for every time SpongeBob murdered sentient food, I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.) 
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