NVDLC03Muggy.txt

== Topics ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Please, please, {emph} please tell me you stomped Dr. O's brain into a fine paste! Did he squeal? Did he beg? God, I hope he begged! 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	{towering rage} Who's the flatware bitch now, O?! 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	I hate myself for asking this, but... did you bring me any new mugs?{Deeply agonized sigh} 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	You! Hey, you! Yeah you! Got any mugs? 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Oh please, {pleading emphasis} please tell me you brought me some coffee cups! 	
 	Mugs? Why do you want mugs? 	Neutral 50	Why do {emph} you want mugs? Huh? You some kind of sick mug hoarder? Oh god, give me the coffee cup, please! It's sitting there in your pack, {emph} taunting me! 	
 	Mugs? Why do you want mugs? 	Neutral 50	{Calming down} Sorry... I'm sorry. I got a little carried away. {Getting worked up again} It's just all those goddamn dirty dishes out there with no one to clean them! It breaks my heart! 	
 	Who are you? 	Neutral 50	{Almost crying with joy} You... you really want to know about... me? No one ever asks about Muggy! You've made me so happy! 	
 	Who are you? 	Neutral 50	Maybe you've seen some of those big, imposing Securitrons with their lovely laser guns and rocket launchers and scary faces? I'm not one of those. 	
 	Who are you? 	Neutral 50	Dr. O was always jealous of House Industries, and he thought it would be fucking hilarious to build a tiny neurotic Securitron. Big fucking laugh. 	
 	Who are you? 	Neutral 50	So, umm... you got any coffee cups for me now? 	
 	Here, take whatever you want. 	Neutral 50	Oh, sweet, sweet fulfillment! I'll break these down for you just as fast as I can! 	
 	Sorry, I don't have any. 	Neutral 50	Of course you don't. Why would you? You're not an insane robot obsessed with coffee cups. To you they're just worthless junk. 	
 	Got to go. 	Neutral 50	Sure. Nobody wants to hang out with Muggy. I get it. So long, pal. 	
 	You seem really obsessed with mugs. 	Neutral 50	Of course I'm obsessed! They made me this way! You think I don't know how crazy I sound? Of course I do! They programmed me to know that, too! 	
 	You seem really obsessed with mugs. 	Neutral 50	They made me just to torture me. But you know, it's the neglect that hurts the most. {If you can do an impression of Dr. Klein here, awesome} "Hey everybody, let's turn ourselves into robot brains in jars!"	
 	You seem really obsessed with mugs. 	Neutral 50	Do you know how many coffee cups giant robot brains in jars use on a daily basis? Not fucking many! 	
 	What do you do with the mugs? 	Neutral 50	I'm supposed to keep them clean - oh, God, the thought of all those dirty dishes out there makes me crazy! 	
 	What do you do with the mugs? 	Neutral 50	Most of them are probably beyond saving now. The only thing left is break them down and process them for raw materials. I guess you could have those. 	
 	Let's change the subject. 	Neutral 50	Is the new subject mugs? 	
 	Can you do anything else? 	Neutral 50	Anything else, he asks. Like I don't long for the chance to be more than a neurotic busboy. 	
 	Can you do anything else? 	Neutral 50	Huh! Anything else, she asks. Like I don't long for the chance to be more than a neurotic busboy. 	
 	Can you do anything else? 	Neutral 50	If you must know, at one point Dr. Mobius programmed me to manufacture electronic components in my central chassis. 	
 	Can you do anything else? 	Neutral 50	That module got corroded when the Toaster spilled hot crumbs down my vents, though. If you find a back-up somewhere, I could maybe do that for you. 	
 	Have you made any electronic components? 	Neutral 50	Yup, here you go. 	
 	Have you made any electronic components? 	Neutral 50	Sorry, no more today. Try me again tomorrow. 	
 	I found that upgrade disk you were looking for.	Neutral 50	Ho-ho, thank God! Finally, something resembling a useful purpose! 	
 	NVDLC03EndingSlideChipMuggy 	Neutral 50	{Narration} {Higgs Village not discovered} Muggy continued to collect coffee cups until his wheel got a flat just out of reach of a dirty coffee cup, and his tiny robotic brain exploded. 	
 	NVDLC03EndingSlideChipMuggy 	Neutral 50	{Narration} {Higgs Village was discovered} Muggy did his best to collect coffee cups, although in his quest, he accidentally trapped himself in Higgs' Village. 	
 	NVDLC03EndingSlideChipMuggy 	Neutral 50	{Narration} It might have been the end for poor Muggy. 	
 	NVDLC03EndingSlideChipMuggy 	Neutral 50	{Narration} Except... he found it peaceful there, tidying up the kitchens of the Think Tank Professors back when they had been flesh and bone. 	
 	NVDLC03EndingSlideChipMuggy 	Neutral 50	{Narration} {To himself} Well, except for Dr. O, who was an asshole for having created Muggy in the first place. 	
 	NVDLC03EndingSlideChipMuggy 	Neutral 50	{Narration} {Proudly defiant} Muggy left O's house deliberately dirty, punishing the dishes and cups that lived there in blind revenge for serving Dr. O. 	
== Conversation ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	NVDLC03HQBuddiesCheer	Neutral 50	<Cheering> 	
 	NVDLC03SinkMuggyBarks	Neutral 50	The toaster. Beware the toaster. If it could, it would burn the world. 	
 	NVDLC03SinkMuggyBarks	Neutral 50	{Singing to himself} Mugs, mugs, mugs! Mugs, mugs, mugs! Mug-a-mug! Mug-a-mug! Mugs! {Hysterical rage} God, why can't I stop singing this fucking song?	
 	NVDLC03SinkMuggyBarks	Neutral 50	While you were out, I spent six hours trying to reach a coffee cup up on a shelf. When I finally got it down, I was so happy, I cried. I hate my life! 	
 	NVDLC03SinkMuggyBarks	Neutral 50	One time, the Biological Research Station told me he dropped a mug down his processing chute. When I reached in, he... {revulsion} seeded me. 	
 	NVDLC03SinkMuggyBarks	Neutral 50	{Psychotically chipper} I love mugs so much, I just might kill myself! 	
 	NVDLC03SinkMuggyBarks	Neutral 50	Got any mugs? No? How 'bout now? How 'bout now? How 'bout now? Is this getting annoying yet? Will you put me out of my misery now? How 'bout now? 	
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