Death, Time Travel and Pigs

Death, Time Travel and Pigs is the twenty-seventh episode of The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show and the fifth episode of the third season. It was written by and released on July 15, 2022.
== Transcript ==
(Opens at the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: How can we possibly pay this debt?
Squidward: I don’t know. Besides why do we even still care about this restaurant?
Mummy Sheep: It’s where me and Daddy Pig are gonna have our wedding here!
Daddy Pig: Yeah! Also, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yes Daddy Pig?
Daddy Pig: I’m gonna head back to your place. I’m getting tried.
SpongeBob: Okay, bye!
(Daddy Pig goes to SpongeBob’s House)
Daddy Pig: Time to go make some pretzels!
Peppa Pig Narrator: Daddy Pig has not learned a thing from S2E5.
Daddy Pig: Shut Up!
(Daddy Pig goes in SpongeBob’s Kitchen)
Daddy Pig: Do de dadiddy dum, making pretzels till’ my hand is num! Time to add some salt!
(Daddy Pig drops the salt)
Daddy Pig: Opps! Well, what’s the worst thing that could happen?
Gary 2: Meeeeoooowww! *dies*
Daddy Pig: heheh. Wait...
[Pause.]
Daddy Pig: OH MY FUCKING GOD I KILLED GARY 2!!! Wait, I can fix this... I got it! Sandy!
Sandy!
(Daddy Pig goes to Sandy’s Treedome)
Daddy Pig: Sandy!
Sandy: Yeah?
Daddy Pig: I need to use your time traveling watch! I accidentally killed Gary 2!
Sandy: Ok, but remember: every the smallest thing could cause the present day to be totally different!
Daddy Pig: Ok, ok, just give me the watch! Let’s see here, ah-ha! The day SpongeBob met Gary!
(Daddy Pig travels back in time)
Daddy Pig: Ah, here it is! Kamp Koral!
Young SpongeBob: Hello, little snail.
Gary: Meow.
Young SpongeBob: What’s your name? Gary, huh?
Gary: Meow
Young SpongeBob: Well, hi, Gary. Gary, do you want to be friends?
Gary: Meow.
Young SpongeBob: Me, too
Daddy Pig: Ok, so I’ll just time travel a few seconds back!
(Daddy Pig time travel a few seconds back)
Young SpongeBob: Well, hi, Gary. Gary, do you want to be frie-
Daddy Pig: WATCH OUT THAT SNAIL HAS RABIES!
Young SpongeBob: Aw man!
Gary: Meow.
Daddy Pig: Welp, my work here is done!
(Daddy Pig time travel back to present day)
Daddy Pig: Aw, Town, sweet- wait, why is everything so destroyed-y?
Mr. Timeline Change Detector: Hi I’m Mr. Timeline Change Detector! The reason why everything is so destroyed-y is because Gary saved Bikini Bottom 10 years ago!
Daddy Pig: But couldn’t Gary save Bikini Bottom without SpongeBob?
Mr. Timeline Change Detector: Because, without SpongeBob, Gary had no food and died.
Daddy Pig: Oh...
SpongeBob: Hi, Daddy Pig! Want to come back inside our destroyed house.
Daddy Pig: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
SpongeBob: What the-
Daddy Pig: I GOTTA FIX THE TIMELINE!
Suzy Sheep: Hello.
Daddy Pig: YOUR ALVIE IN THIS TIMELINE?!
Suzy Sheep: Yep.
Daddy Pig: AHHHHHH!
(Daddy Pig time travel to the past)
Young SpongeBob: Hello, little snai-
Daddy Pig: ADOPT THAT FUCKING SNAIL RIGHT KNOW!
[Pause.]
Young SpongeBob: Okay!
Daddy Pig: Know, let’s see here... AHA! I should time travel to right before I killed Gary 2!
(Daddy Pig time travels again)
Past Daddy Pig: Do de dadiddy dum!, making pretzels Till’ my hand is num! Time to add the sal-
Daddy Pig: DON’T GET OUT THE SALT IT WILL KILL GARY 2!!!
Past Daddy Pig: Okay?
(Daddy Pig time travels to the present)
Daddy Pig: Back to the present!
SpongeBob: Daddy Pig! I’m home!
Daddy Pig: Hi!
Gary 2: Meow.
SpongeBob: Daddy Pig, it’s time for you to go!
The Daddy Pig Dribblers has a game in 5 minutes! Also, cool watch!
Daddy Pig: Ok, bye!
(Daddy Pig leaves)
SpongeBob: Now I just need to figure out how to pay that debt I owe.
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