Reuben Loiero

Reuben Loiero is a character role-played by steezeRNG 
== Background Information ==
Born and raised in the suburbs of Melbourne, Australia to a New Zealand father and an Australian mother, he tended to put more effort into physical activity than education and that showed as life progressed. An often pleasant acquaintance to be around, Reuben tends to gravitate towards the the more extroverted situations where he feels he can strive therefore becoming an immediate attendant to those.
His life was never always flowers and rainbows, his Uncle was a force to be reckoned with in the criminal underground of Victoria. Often running the show beneath the concrete structures above with under the table filings and bribery sniffed out through the desolate alleys and executive boardrooms. At the age of 12, his Uncle had approached him with a shady objective covered in an illustrious veil with ramifications one couldn't begin to imagine. Being influenced by these decisions and thrusted into the street care of his Uncle, his life took a turn for the worst with his parents more or less disowning him as they had with his own Uncle.
Following in his footsteps came a decade of distrust and trauma but also notoriety and an unbelievable amount of experience and wealth. The streets devoured him instantly and was touted as the next Kingpin once he did his time under the tutorage of relatives and acquaintances of the Underbelly Syndicate. After a serious ill-fated shootout with the police during a bank robbery in which authorities labelled an act of terrorism, he was administered to a criminal hospital of sorts. There, he laid for days, knocking on deaths door, left for dead in a sense and within 24 hours, his life was attempted to be taken from the shell it was occupying, a knife, plunged towards his forehead then dragged down his left eye, down his cheek and into his upper lip, it could've gone seriously wrong if there weren't men covering the area. They swiftly eradicated this hitman and now Reuben has a scar to tell a tale, whilst it is often fabricated, it was an experience of those who saw it with their own eyes, will never forget.
== General Information ==
Reuben's life in Los Santos has been eventless yet also an experience thus far. Often hanging around the apartments causing a ruckus, often bullying the ill-fortuned Judas Squealer, whom themselves are a Ticket Warden who tends to have more poor experiences than good.
Whilst trying to obtain a fishing license on his first day, he was subjected to 45 minutes of torment by Reggie Might, James Arsenal and others occupying the court house at the time. Having to take a ticket at the entrance of the court house, Reuben's number was forgotten across several occasions with many others who came after, being served before. He felt like an unwanted child who was left out of 4 Square on school lunch breaks. The 30 minute mark came and he was finally called upon, it felt like a participation award to him but he took his chance whilst he could. Upon being asked what he was enquiring about, all he asked was for a Fishing License, Reggie then laughed in his face and in sync with the others surrounding was told to walk to Paleto to get one. He felt like a fool, felt like he was bamboozled but Reggie called him back and said he was joking. He ran through the next few requirements needed to acquire the license and in the process with new spectators including Freddy Fastfingers called Reggie 'a cock' in which was incorrectly translated to being called a common word Australian's tend to use (C U Next Tuesday). He then cleared the air and explained himself that he issued Reggie the title of 'A Cock' proceeding to elaborate that "There's 3 people in this world: Ankle Tappers, Knee Slappers and No Shows. I can see it tapping your ankle so you must have a horse cock". Reuben was then issued his license after an hour of frolicking around to still hang around the courthouse as he believed his actions were unjustified and disgusting towards Reggie. He proceeded to wait for Reggie on a waiting chair, then issued an apology to him saying he was just complimenting his great work to only be met with a comment from Mr. Might "You know what you can do with your apology? You can fold it and jam it up your ass", Reuben then proceeded to do such thing but had one more question for Reggie, he stated "So that means you've been in me because that's your cock right?", only instigating further and giving Reggie an everlasting memory of an experience he'll never get again.
Upon returning to the court house, he ran into Freddy in which an awkward conversation was had and Freddy now refers to him as Cock Man purely because that's all he knows him for.
He also won 2nd place in a fishing tournament and got yelled at by a BBMC hangaround.