Annoying Orange: A Cheesy Episode/Transcript

Orange: [snickering]
Hey, who cut the cheese? [laughs]
Cheese: You say that one more time,
and I swear I'm gonna hurt you!
Orange: You know what they say: two's company,
"cheese" a crowd. [laughs]
Cheese: [fake laugh] Shut it!
Orange: Hey, hey, what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Cheese: Look, I'm not playing your game, okay?
Orange: "Notcho" cheese. [laughs]
Cheese: Who told you puns are funny? 'Cause they're not!
Orange: Oh, ow, my head hurts.
Cheese: Good.
Orange: Yeah, I just don't feel very "Gouda."
[laughing]
Cheese: [groans]
Orange: Get it? Gouda.
Cheese: I hate you and I hate your stupid puns!
Orange: How about a little bit more cheese with your wine? [laughs]
Cheese: That's it! I'm not listening to anymore puns!
Orange: Hey, hey Cheese.
Cheese: No!
Orange: Hey!
Cheese: No!
Orange: Hey, Cheese.
Cheese: Not listening, lalalalalalalala...
Orange: Oh, it's time to sing? Okay.
Lalalalalalala...
-(both) Lalalalalalalalalala...
-(Orange) Lalalalalala...
Cheese: Oh, stop! Stop!
Orange: [laughing]
Oh, that was fun. Let's do it again!
Cheese: No, let's not do it again. Ever!
Orange: "Cheez," don't get angry.
You're turning into a "muenster." [laughs]
Cheese: Oh, I can't take it!
Someone end this right now.
I can't take anymore stupid puns!
Yes! I am so out of here!
Orange: Uh-oh, where you going, Cheese?
Cheese: Yes! Ow-oww!
Orange: Ooh!
Cheese: Ah, thank you! End my misery.
No more puns.
No more pu-ahh...
Orange: That looks really "degrating."
[laughs] Ow!
Cheese: I regret nothing!
[laughs maniacally] Nothing!
Orange: [laughs]
Hey, Cheese. Hey, Cheese.
Are you feeling any "cheddar"? [laughing]
Cheese: Noooo!!!
Orange: You really get a-round. [laughs]
Cheese: [tortured whimpers]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian
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==Credits==
Voices
Tobuscus as Cheese
Orange as Himself
Created By
Dane Boedigheimer
Addt.Writting
Spencer Grove
Category:Season 2
Category:Shorts
Category:Transcript pages
Category:Season 1