I Had a Accident

==Synopsis==
The episode begins with Patrick sandboarding, as he crashes into a hill, breaking into pieces. It turns out Patrick was playing a video game, but the same thing that happened to the character soon happens to him. Sandy warns SpongeBob not to play games and board, then SpongeBob begins to board. While sandboarding, SpongeBob does a stunt called "The Grouchy Squidward." While doing this stunt, he almost crashes into a tree. He then turns around to tell Sandy that everything is fine, but he then loses control of the board and is sent flying. He then begins to plummet to the ground, and Sandy tells him to land on his bottom. SpongeBob does so, but his bottom shatters into many pieces and he is rushed to the hospital.
Purple Doctorfish says that it took 20 hours to glue it back together and that if he has another similar injury, he may end up in the "iron butt" which is a huge machine on wheels connected to where the butt used to be. SpongeBob goes on "around-the-clock butt patrol," however it seems the entire outside world is out to break his butt, as he passes a football pitch where players are slapped on the butt, and a spanking machine. Eventually SpongeBob cannot take it anymore and decides to stay home forever with his "potato chip," the "penny" that has never been used, and a "tissue napkin" that has been truly used. Sandy and Patrick ask SpongeBob if he wants to go shuffleboarding again, but he tells them he will never go outside again. Sandy then says they will find an activity that is so fun, he will have to go outside. They try a cake that SpongeBob must leave the house to blow out the candles on, Jellyfishing, ice-creams, trampolines and even giving an old person a bath, but nothing works. SpongeBob then sings a song about the joys of staying indoors, which makes Sandy very frustrated.
Sandy comes up with a plan to have Patrick disguise as a gorilla, and pretend to attack Sandy, so that SpongeBob will have to come out and save her. SpongeBob is unconvinced by this until what appears to be another Patrick Star appears which transforms into an actual live-action gorilla. He then stuffs them into the bag, attacks them, and beats them up. SpongeBob initially does not want to risk going outside, but Chip 'reminds him' that if it was him being attacked by a gorilla, Sandy and Patrick would try to save him. Convinced by this, SpongeBob finally leaves the safety of his home to save his friends, but is easily defeated and is split in half by the gorilla. The episode ends with a massive non-sequitur: When SpongeBob asks how a gorilla can exist underwater, the gorilla, who suddenly starts speaking English, tries to explain, before he says "George, they're on to us!" and runs away on his zebra as SpongeBob in halfs, Sandy and Patrick watch him and George ride away in the sunset. The characters watch them run off, and a family that watched it all in confusion turns off the TV.
==Music==
* Foot Crocodiles - Liam Atkinson [title card]
* Foot Crocodiles - Liam Atkinson [opening]
* Sand Dunn's - Henry Dunn [SpongeBob going sand riding]
* Cowboy Horses - Jamie [SpongeBob acting as Squidward]
* Accident Butts (Not Butts) - Kiss [SpongeBob falls to the ground and breaks the butt]
* Hawaiian Link (a) - Richard Myhill ["Ow! That's gonna hurt!]
==Trivia==
The stunt gorilla is played by Mike, who also played Fish #3 and Hospital Tader.
The gorilla is played by Lion, who also played a injury lion, Hospital Tader and Benny the Father.
The zebra is played by Johnson, who also played Mike the Grandpa.
This is dedicated this memory of Chris Atkinson, WWE Team and Amd.