Ryan Started the Fire

"Ryan Started the Fire" was a song created by Dwight in the fourth episode of season two, The Fire after the news broke that Ryan Howard had started the fire by putting pita, set on the oven setting, in the toaster-oven. This song has the same melody and was loosely based on Billy Joel's 1989 song "We Didn't Start the Fire ".
==Lyrics==
Ryan started the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning!
==Full-Length Version==
In 2010, a full-length version of the song was released. The lyrics are below: 
Ryan Howard, Holly Flax, David Wallace, Future FaxJim Halpert, Dwight Schrute, mustard yellow shirtCreed Bratton, Michael Scott, Darryl's cool, Toby's notWorkspace, not an office, everybody hurtsElizabeth the whore, Todd Packer, Sith lord,Hunter, that one night, you made everything all rightWater mark, fun run, beer me, Stamford's doneIt's not Dwigt, it's Dwight, Stanley's gonna be all right
Ryan started the fireIt just started burning,Hey the temp's still learningRyan started the fireBut he didn't hide itBecause Dwight did find it
Woman's suit, green flute, breast enhancement lawsuitPenises on the brain, motel art, carpet stainStapler in Jell-O, I'm coming out hetero,TMI, MRI, making love in the rainFireside confessions, valuable life lessons,Foreman grill, Dwight's speech, isn't this a nude beach?Singing a cappella, under my Angerella,Sandals, I have worms, Utica branch breachBorientation, sales initiation,Chicken teriyaki, I'll have some nagasakiAbercrombie and Fitch, just hug it out bitch,Do my laundry, don't enter without knocking
CHORUS
That's what she said, squeaky chair, bobble head, health care,Sprinkles, Bandit, throwing stars, liars don't have Mini Mounds barsBleeding nipples, Carol Stills, baby picture, rabies kills,Bob Vance, fired Roy, and a kidnapped pizza boyPamalamadingdong, are you a fan of William Hung?Fire crawl, hate ball, insults in the bathroom stallBeet farm, false alarm, women have weak armsWhile today it is me, soon we all shall fall
CHORUS
Sugar boobs, Da Vinci Code, are you calling me a ho?Dwight you ignorant slut, Stanley nickels, Schrute bucksBilly Merchant, yogurt caps, hidden weapons, email taps,Dinner party, business school, pencil fence, gimme knocksThat cheesy pita's toasted, oh boom, roasted!Oscar is really gay, I love Pretzel DayOven mitt or iPod, Ben Franklin's lightning rod,It's Meredith's birthday, I know why Oscar's “sick” today
CHORUS
Watch out a bat's on the loose, hello are you Mother Goose?Unshun, reshun, cripples can't call shotgun,For you babe, complain file, keep your foot out of the aisle,I love inside jokes, someday I'll be a part of oneBooze cruise, broken hip, Nard Dog, paper clipsHave you seen Jan's boobs? Look, Ryan's on YouTubeEd Truck is outta luck, careful Dwight's got nun chucks,Party Planning Committee, try my cookie cookieGimli – nerd, commanding third, look Toby killed a bird,Hey it's Scrantonicity, Pam Beesly will you marry me?
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The IT guy's a terrorist, careful don't get Andy pissed,That says California roll, my ho ain’t my ho no moFoot butter, power trip, Call of Duty, Herr's chips,Jail photo, Kevin's slow, extra dough, crossbowPhyllis flashed, Martin Nash, Kevin's M&M stash,Ungrateful beeyotch hotline, boy have you lost your mind?Dumb or fat? What's a text? Spiderface, who's jinxed next?Sushi bar, CIA, gaydar, hate crimeDoes the carpet match the drapes? Can you make a wooden stake?Second life, I was raped, making near-death will tapesMexican lemonade, the world needs a new plague,Falling into a lake, that Ben Franklin is a fake!
CHORUS (x2)
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es:"Ryan el incendiario"