Episode 166 - 1-757-5CHAMPS

==Intro==
Episode description:I don't know why we did this, but the phone number does work.
I promise.
Opening Quote:Matt: Stop recording Craig.
Player introduction:Sean: Hello and welcome to another episode of the tabletop champions podcast, I'm Sean your dungeon master and with me tonight we have Kyle who plays Cam...
Kyle (in Craig voice): Howdyyy.
Sean: Matt who plays Cyrus...
Matt: Howdyyy.
Sean: Stephanie who plays Boone...
Stephanie (in Boone's voice): Now recording.
Sean: Lauren who plays Dagna...
Lauren: I read that Aasimars had a very positive blood, but it might have been a typo.
Sean: An... wait what?
Lauren: Awwww, never mind.
Sean: And Ben - Ben who plays Kallas.
Ben (in Kallas' voice): Uh, greetings.
==Episode Summary==
* The episode opens with Cyrus being yanked down the smoke-filled passageway by a giant spider. It's a challenging fight, but the party defeats the spiders and loot their former victims. Cam claims a shitty, non-cursed dagger.
* They come to a room with an acid waterfall flowing into a pool with an island in the center. A set of leather armor is suspended from a rope above the island. Boone and Dagna fly on the carpet and dodge jets of acid to inspect the armor, which turns out to be a reward from Grifto, and is piercing resistant. Kallas claims it and they walk around the pool of acid to continue.
* They pass a chain hanging down a shaft and find a face with an open mouth large enough to climb into, which Cyrus explores. It is absolutely dark and leads nowhere, and when he exits, he discovers that his most treasured possession, his mother's necklace, has ceased to exist.
* They return to the shaft and Dagna sends a mage hand down with a torch, revealing spikes at the bottom. The shaft is too narrow for the carpet, so they climb down the chain. Kallas and Boone climb down first, and Grifto causes the chain to break from its ceiling anchor when they are halfway down. Dagna catches it and then Cyrus summons his goat, breaking off its sword horn to use as an anchor. The rest of the party climbs down, and the people following them pull the sword out, hampering their own progress.
* The party goes through a doorway in the form of a giant skull to enter a room with an unstable log bridge across rushing water. They use the carpet instead, and Cyrus and Cam dislodge the log to slow down their pursuers. The episode ends with them entering a room with skeleton and piano on a plinth.
==Memorable Quotes==
Sean: Cyrus tries to move it, but then Cam's like "That's not the log, this is the log, that's a rock."
==Trivia==
* The party rolled absolutely terribly during most of the spider fight, but then Boone rolled a crit with max damage, adding divine smite to do a total of 52 damage to her spider.
* If Dagna had gone into the dark tunnel, Sean would have made her forget her clan's song.
* Cyrus' first roll to move the log was a nat 1.
* The episode title and description refer to the phone line Kyle set up to receive listeners' voicemails and texts.
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