Teletubbies (2015 TV series)

Teletubbies is a reboot of the original 1985 Teletubbies show, created by the BBC to hypnotize yet another generation of pathetic and weak children. It stars the weird Teletubbies that you happen to all know and love, but worse than ever. This show is predicted to be banned in anywhere from 20-25 years. Just like in the old show, the characters who die in each episode respawn back to life after the episode's end, unless the next one continues where it left off.
It premiered on November 9, 2015 on CBeebies. It premiered on Monday, May 30, 2016 in the United States of UnAmerica on Nick Jr and it's rated TV-MA. It is still airing.
==Differences from original series==
Due to The Great Teletubby Land Massacre, this show has its differences from the original show, mostly to be down + hip with tday's kewl kidz.
*Two new characters have been added: the first being Alt 2.0. She came to Teletubby Land after the Massacre, and the Teletubbies love her because she has a Teletubby tummy for a face.
**Also, she created their Tubby Phone which has a laser.
*The second new characters are the Tiddlytubbies.
*The Teletubbies now live in this not-scary-looking on the inside (but terrifying on the outside) place called the Home Dome, which has a Tubby Custard Ride which looks like a big train, because Alt 2.0 loves trains.
*The Noo-Noo has a new paint job. It's pink because real men wear pink.
*Po's motorcycle has been replaced with a childish-looking, but totally evil scooter called PO COOTAH. PO COOTAH can fly, shoot fire, and it has a train horn.
*The Teletubbies have another vehicle, the Tubby Car, which had a couple design faults, since WaWaDipsy built it.
*The Magic Windmill was replaced with a Magic Windmill 2.0 that can turn people into Tubby Custard, Tubby Toast and Stickmen.
*A field of New Talking Flowers has been planted. Unlike the old ones, these can speak 26 languages and don't have squeaky voices.
==Intro==
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==Episodes==
===Season 0===
Season 0 had 10 episodes. Some people call it the "Pilot Season".
#Home Dome Tour: The Teletubbies show you Home Dome.
#Tubby SE: Laa-Laa tells you about the show.
#Alt 2.0: Alt 2.0 puts her scary face on the screen for 15 minutes, then the episode ends.
#New-New Noo-Noo: Noo-Noo gets his new paint job, and the horrifying and macabre scenes of the Teletubbies painting him are shown.
#Cootah Love: Po gives PO COOTAH a test run.
#Plant: The Teletubbies plant the New Talking Flowers.
#Windmill Building: Dipsy builds the Magic Windmill 2.0 and turns the other Teletubbies into a piece of Tubby Toast (Tinky-Winky), a cup of Tubby Custard (Laa-Laa), and a stickman (Po).
#Minion Reunion: The Teletubbies find the Boohbah and Furbies, and celebrate because of it.
#Tiddly Test: We watch Dipsy trying to make the Tiddlytubbies via test tubes.
#Lurking Below: We zoom into a large fissure in the Teletubby Land Acid Lake, the screen shakes and bubbles rise as a shadow can be seen moving in it. The new series' release date for both the UK and US is then shown.
===Season 1 (2015-16)===
Season 1 will have 60 episodes.
#We're Back...and WORSE Than Ever!: Alt 2.0 gives the Teletubbies the Tubby Phone which she created, which transports the Teletubbies into the Real World where they go around killing children.
#Po Cootah Rampage: Po runs over everybody with PO COOTAH. A remake of the first episode of the original show....supposedly.
#Freddy Fazbear vs. Teletubbies: Alt 2.0 sings the Little Einsteins Theme Song Remix. This causes her to summon Freddy Fazbear, Bonzi Buddy, Pedobear and Rocket, who have a fight with the Teletubbies and Alt 2.0. Longest episode of any TV show ever, first appearance of the Tiddlytubbies, broadcast live, and ended with the UnWorld almost being blown up (if the BBC and their friends Nickelodeon and Yahoo! hadn't intervened by clearing the set.)
#Filler: Dipsy sits there listening to Dubstep on the Tubby Phone for 30 minutes.
#Killing Rampage: Laa-Laa Goes to the Real World and kills even more Children. Meanwhile, Po teaches the Tiddlytubbies to be evil.
#Fun With Guns: Now With More Guns: The Teletubbies find even better and more destructive guns and shoot Jebus Khrist.
#Thumper's Return: Thumper comes out of hibernation and teams up with the other bunnies to finally kill the Teletubbies. Meanwhile, Dipsy and Tinky Winky learn curse words in 26 languages from The New Talking Flowers.
#Blblblbblblblbllbl: Shrek comes to Teletubby Land for a day and nearly gets killed by the Teletubbies.
#TubbyPost: The Teletubbies discover a social media site called TubbyPost on the Tubby Phone and lie about their ages so they can get accounts (due to being toddlers). When Po takes a picture of Tinky Winky's butt and it goes viral, the cops come to Teletubby Land and arrest her, so she uses PO COOTAH to break out of jail and gets arrested AGAIN-AGAIN.
#Fun with the Wa-Machine: The Teletubbies make WaFreddy and get WaJumpscared immediately after. Shortest episode of any TV show ever.
#Potty Humor: The other Teletubbies try to potty-train Po and see things they can't unsee.
#Ybbutelets: The Teletubbies meet their clones the Ybbutelets (Op, Ypsid, Aal-Aal, and Ykniw-Yknit) as well as Oon-Oon and 0.2 Tla. Then, WaOptimus Prime ruins everything.
#Naughty Whatdaheckaredosethings: After hearing a Voice Trumpet say "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE?!", the Teletubbies run away, except for Tinky Winky who nearly downloads Vine on the Tubby Phone, but it shoots him. Alt 2.0 suggests they go find who started the stupid Vine meme, which ends up with them discovering the Whatdaheckaredosethings.
#Vote: The Teletubbies disguise themselves as American citizens to cast 10,000 votes for Donald Trump.
#I Love The Salt: Laa-Laa mistakes some of the magic drug dust PO COOTAH shoots out for salt, so she eats it and gets high.
#Talking Flowers Say The Stupidest, Randomest and Worst Stuff Ever: Noo-Noo sucks up the New Talking Flowers for being stupider than the original ones.
#Yet Another Crossover: The Teen Titans visit and Alt 2.0 kills them just by looking at them. Meanwhile, the Teletubbies almost kill themselves after a fight over Tubby Toast and Tubby Custard breaks out.
#Playtime is a Very Dangerous Time: Tinky Winky blows himself up when playing with the Tiddlytubbies' "toys" (which are actually bombs).
#G Na Bat Tuh Lea Nie: The Teletubbies use Alt 2.0 (since she is a computer robot) to summon Bonzi Buddy. Apparently, it's a Wonder Pets crossover.
#Bonzi Buddy: Alt 2.0 accidentally downloads Bonzi Buddy on the Tubby Phone. The rest of the episode is all about Bonzi Buddy, Donald Trump, and pie. The pilot for Bonzi Buddy (TV series), poorly disguised as a Teletubbies episode.
#TOILETS TOILETS TOILETS TOILETS TOILETS: The Teletubbies go shopping for a new toilet - and Alt 2.0 gets hypnotized by a guy named A Wikia Contributor while the Noo-Noo babysits for the Tiddlytubbies and gets blown up by Ping.
#No Symmetry: Death the Kid appears out of nowhere and tries to kill Alt 2.0 because she's not symmetrical. Meanwhile, the Teletubbies try to watch Sanjay and Craig without freaking out.
#FIREWORKS!!!: The Teletubbies decide to have a fireworks show, but end up blowing up Teletubby Land.
#Tubby Custard Famine: The Teletubbies go on a quest to find ingredients to make Tubby Custard when mysteriously, there ends up being no Tubby Custard in Teletubby Land and the Tubby Custard Factory has to close its doors.
#Alt 8.0: Tinky Winky decides to "upgrade" Alt 2.0 to Windows 8 while Dipsy and Laa-Laa go on yet another date.
#Netflix and Chill: Let's just say Po and Tinky-Winky are nowhere to be found, but Dipsy hears weird noises coming from the Empty Room of Home Dome. Also, Alt 2.0 explodes.
#Good Meets Evil: Alt 1.0 comes to Teletubby Land to ask Alt 2.0 for advice on whether or not she should join The Good Teletubbies, but Po runs her over with PO COOTAH before she can even enter Home Dome.
#Tinky Winky's Adventure: Tinky Winky visits the planet Ogg and almost gets his head bitten off by WaWaBonzi Buddy. Meanwhile, the Tiddlytubbies kill each other with bombs and the other Teletubbies sit there waiting for Tinky Winky to return.
#Fart Noises: Dipsy invents a machine that can make anything into a bomb, but the other Teletubbies think all it does is make fart noises. They use it to annoy --- and unknowingly blow up --- people in the Real World.
#The Adventures Of WaMr. L: WaMr. L learns that he has a brother named WaMr. M and tries to find him, while the Teletubbies go to Possum City to blow crap up.
#Eh-oh Swan: Laa Laa calls everyone a swan after looking up pictures on the Tubby Phone, while the Tiddlytubbies get attacked by a real one.
#The Tubby Pizza: The Delivery Guy delivers Tubby Pizzas to the Home Dome while Laa-Laa was messing around with the Tubby Phone. Laa-Laa then tazes the Tiddlytubbies, killing them. Dipsy then goes to the Tiddlytubby Nursery and eats Laa-Laa alive. This episode has a cliffhanger ending.
#Tinky Winky's Secret: Tinky Winky has a secret that involves dead kittens. Meanwhile crazy stuff happens as the FBI come and summon Hitler's Ghost. This episode is the best so far.
#Teletubbies Unbound Returns: When the Teletubbies merged once more. That causes grand chaos. So the Tiddytubbies are confused so, the Teletubbies Unbound put the Tiddytubbies in the Teletubby Acid Lake and dies. The episode ends with the Tiddytubbies's skeletons on the Acid Lake.
#Doddy's Return: Doddy returns and sees everything differently so, they Teletubbies want to enslave him. Noo-Noo follows Doddy all around the Home Dome until, he is sucked in by Noo-Noo and Noo-Noo malfunctions. The episode ends with Noo-Noo dead and the Teletubbies talking about nonsense.
#Thumper vs Alt 2.0: Thumper battles Alt 2.0 and Noo-Noo gets surprised because of all the disaster after the battle. Thumper dies at the end of the episode.
#Operation: OPERATE NOW: After the Teletubbies play OPERATE NOW, Lara-chan comes and operates on them. This episode got controversial because people were afraid to get cursed by Lara-chan. It got banned from the air, and the episode is now considered lost because it was removed from UnTube and is nowhere else to be found. Apparently, Lara-chan keeps a copy of it but isn't willing to release it anytime soon.
#Evil Red: Po shows something that is her favorite color (Red). She takes out a red taser, She also murders the Tiddlytubbies and laughs evilly for the next 4 minutes of the episode. Also, Alt 2.0 and the Tubby Phone both weren't in this episode. Also the Scary Lion gets killed by Po herself by running him over with her PO COOTAH.
#The Mystery: The Scary Lion returns and terrorizes the Home Dome. Alt 2.0 reappears and uses electricity to shock the scary lion and kill him!
#Never Give Up: Dipsy meets John Cena in the Real World and asks to fight him. John Cena says he can punch Dipsy all the way to the moon, but he highly doubts it. So, Dipsy decides to prove John Cena false!
#Pokemon No!: The Teletubbies download Pokemon Go on the Tubby Phone just because it's free, and turn stupid thanks to it. Laa-Laa nearly even commits suicide trying to catch a Magikarp.
#Cringe Rules: The Teletubbies try to get their minion MrGamingPerson's YouTube channel to become as cringy as possible so they can use cringe to rule the world.
#Gay Luigi: Po and Dipsy go to Hotel Mario and see Gay Luigi and Fat Mario and turn gay while Tinky Winky tries to kill Laa-Laa.
#WaWaWaWaWa!: All the Wa-Guys appear out of nowhere and destroy everything.
#T: Bonzi Buddy summons T who shoots everybody.
#Potato: The Teletubbies turn into potatoes and then they asplode. The second shortest episode of the show, at a mere 59.99999999 seconds,
#YTP: The Teletubbies try to make a YouTube Poop.
#Teledummies: Po and Tinky Winky play Idiot Simulator on Alt 2.0, and they turn Dipsy into an idiot. Meanwhile: Laa-Laa tries to die but FAILs.
#Walls!:The Teletubbies go back to Stutlus to see Donald Trump and Elena of Avalor again and help build walls.
#I Like Eggs: Dipsy blinks, and then the episode ends.
#Gay Luigi Part 2: The Teletubbies go to Hotel Mario for the second time.
#Teletubby,Teletubby,Go Away: The Teletubbies go to ruin the A-Team series finale by bringing WaMr. T to the set.
#Meet Alt 1.0: The Teletubbies decide to give Alt 1.0 another chance.
#Tweenies vs. Teletubbies: The Teletubbies fight the Tweenies, while Noo-Noo and Alt 2.0 meet Zoroark and WaFries.
#Maoism: The Teletubbies encounter Mao Zedong.
#Alt 247.2: Alt 2.0 accidentally summons in Alt 0.0, 1.0, 1.5, 3.0, 4.0, 4.3, 5.0, 5.1, 5.8, 6.0, 6.3, 6.6, 6.9, 7.0, 7.4, 7.7, 8.0, 8.1, 8.4, 8.7, 9.0, 9.3, 9.4, 9.7, 10.0, 10.2, 10.4, 10.8, 11.0, 11.3, 11.5, 11.8, and 12.0.
#Alt 247.2, Part 2: All of the Alts have a brawl. 2.0 wins, but some others survive.
#Alt 2.7: The Teletubbies notice that Alt 2.0 has not been updated for 9293995916993 years, so they upgrade her to Alt 2.6, but it makes her turn good.
#Laa-Laa sleeping: Laa-Laa sleeps for 5 hours. At the end of the episode, when Laa-Laa wakes up, she says "Congrats, viewer! You're now a creep!".
#The Teletubbies Season Finale #1: The Teletubbies fight the Telotubs for the 1st time in an epic 8 hour event. Cameo by Hippopocranuse.
===Season 2 (2016-17)===
Season 2 will have 45 episodes.
#The: The Teletubbies do random and dumb things. This is actually the sequel to the episode What Are My Kids Watching?. Also, BBC was too lazy to think of a name, so they used a random word.
#Po ASPLODES: Laa-Laa wakes up one morning and ASPLODES Po for no reason. Then, she throws the respawning pads all the way to North Korea.
#Dipsy ASPLODES: Tinky-Winky waakes up one morning and ASPLODES Dipsy for no reason. Then he shows the respawning heads all the way to South Korea.
#Billy Mays: Billy Mays attacks the teletubbies.
#Brown Fluffy Rabbit: Thumper kills the Teletubbies while Vagineer kills Alt 2.0.
#Lblblblblblb: The Teletubbies find Shrek's swamp and kill him and Donkey. This is basically a sequel to episode 8.
#Pedoism: Pedobear appears out of nowhere and kills the Teletubbies.
#Nightmares: The Teletubbies think negatively about the times they were near Telotubs.
#Hexed: Benito Mussolini puts a hex upon the Teletubbies and their allies.
#T-ology: The T-2500.5 destroys stuff. Surprisingly, the Teletubbies are not in this episode.
#Hitlerification: Hitler's ghost "hitlerifies" everything and everyone, but then Alt 2.0 kills him.
#ZOGGOFAHAJGFJFHIKI: I’m not even sure how to describe it.
#I Have No Idea What To Call This Episode: The Teletubbies go to Bob's Burgers and order millions of burgers.
#Super Thumper: Thumper returns as Super Thumper and destroys everything in Teletubby Land.
#Vagineer's Return: Vagineer returns as Super Vagineer and destroys everything in Teletubby Land
#Poop: Chuck Norris kills everybody.
#Teletubaximus: Bruticus Maximus joins forces with the Teletubbies and team up to destroy the Decepticons because they were timewank.
#T-ology 2: The Teletubbies encounter Rick Astley.
#Pain trains!: The Teletubbies lie down on train tracks and get killed.
#Return of Mr. T: Mr. T attacks the Teletubbies. This is part of a crossover with The A-Team (2016 TV series).
#Ran Ran Ruu!: The Teletubbies enter a strange place called the Ronald McDonald House...and insanity ensues.
#Ah!: The Teletubbies go out again and fight Billy Herrington, but end up in a race for their lives after Billy ends up pursuing land developers...
#Ducky: The Teletubbies fight over ownership of a duck, but little do they know it's a bomb...
#Tubbyception: The Teletubbies turn on their Tubby TV and watch the episode Tubbyception, which is the Teletubbies watching Tubbyception, which is them watching Tubbyception, etc.
#Teletubby.com: Dipsy creates Teletubby.com.
#WaWaWeegee Ends!: The Teletubbies fight WaWaWeegee while Mr. T does as well while airing an episode on his show. This is when WaWaWeegee died.
#Po Clinton Part 1: Po disguises herself as Hillary Clinton and gets elected for president. [Part 1 of 5, the other 5 parts to air throughout 2017]
#Teletubb.ly: The Teletubbies discover Musical.ly and make cringy lip-sync videos until Alt 2.0 shuts them up when Po almost does one of her songs.
#Mr. T Returns: Mr. T appears again to make Alt 2.0 good by upgrading her to Alt 2.7, while Po and Laa-Laa infiltrate so they can kill Mr. T.
#WaMr. Teletubby: The Teletubbies encounter WaMr. T and make him a new Teletubby Minion. Continued from the last episode.
#YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!: Tinky Winky eats 2192905939182858664020104968199185885926900000000193959291345793929306123456789876543213495992192945110045929 pounds of Tubby Toast, then explodes.
#Deja vu: Dipsy paints Home Dome purple for absolutely no reason at all.
#Deja vu II: Dipsy paints Home Dome purple again for absolutely no reason at all.
#Deja vu III: Dipsy paints Home Dome purple once again for absolutely no reason at all.
#Letter World Go!: The Teletubbies go to Letter World.
#You SUCK!: The Teletubbies get screwed up by some youtube commenters.
#BrurB: The Teletubbies use Photoshop and do things. 
#I Don't Even Know What This Is: The Teletubbies go to Bob's Burgers again and kill all the customers.
#Mr. T's Revenge: Mr. T kills Laa-Laa 35 million times.
#Woo-Haya!: The Teletubbies tie SMG4 to a chair and force him to watch their show. This episode can also be watched on YouTube here under a different name.
#!!!: The Teletubbies visit North Korea, but then get killed by several incoming nuclear strikes.
#Gyeongbokgung!: The Teletubbies visit South Korea, but then Morshu kills them for moving. First appearance of both Aya and Nin, Sr.
#: The Teletubbies do nothing but listen to Kayne West.
#Nobody: The Teletubbies get owned by Nobody.
#The Teletubbies Season Finale #2: The Teletubbies fight Mr. T for the 727,188th time in an epic 15-hour event!
=== Season 3 (2017) ===
Season 3 will have 52 episodes. THOYGOP!!
#T-Tubbies: Mr. T appears yet again and kills everyone.
#Tubbytendo Tii Q: The Teletubbies make a ripoff of the Nintendo Wii U.
#Po blows up, but then WaMr. T revives her and they team up to try and destroy the world and kill the other Teletubbies. Also, Noo-Noo turns into a potato for who knows why.: Exactly what the title said.........yyyyeeeeeeaaaahhhhh....
#T-Free Zone: The Teletubbies get owned Mr. T, and they get thrown into the respawning pads all the way to the UnUnUniverse. However, it turns out "Mr. T" was just WaAlt 2.0 wearing a Halloween costume.
#Because I'm Tubby!: The Teletubbies discover Weird Al's parodies and they sing all his songs until Alt 2.0 shuts them up and SHOOP DA WOOPs on them.
#Tinkeegee: Tinky Winky's Weegified ancestor kills the Teletubbies.
#TubbyPhone 7: The Teletubbies make a knockoff of the IPhone 7, known as the Tubby Phone 7, to try and prove themselves better than Alt 2.0.
#Noobism: The Teletubbies go on wikia and vandalize the wiki when they lie about that.
#Daft C8nt: The Teletubbies are attacked by a strange figure with a Daft Punk helmet that sometimes displays three elongated diamonds...
#Return of the Revenge of Mr. T: The Teletubbies kill Mr. T for trying to barge into the show for the 828692398923th time.
#R.I.P In pastaghettis: The Teletubbies go to a graveyard.
#PEHPSEEMANN!!!: Pepsiman. Goddammit.
#Magiswords: Prohyas and Vambre appear outta nowhere and fight the Teletubbies.
#Where The Wild Teletubbies Are: Mario and SMG4 are on an intergalactic mission to find out why there are so many stupid teletubbies around. With the help of E.GADD they discover the dark truth. This is considered the second "SMG4 Episode" of the show.
#Slendytubbies: Tinky Winky eats too much tubby custard and turns into the Slendytubby. He goes around, killing Po, Laa-Laa, Dipsy, and taking a dump on Noo-Noo for some reason. A white Teletubby comes in, and tries to stop the madness of Slendytubby, formerly known as Tinky Winky.
#Ice Age: A sudden ultra-cold-front freezes Teletubby Land. Then, winter stuff happens.
#Pen Pineapple Apple Pen: The Teletubbies hear Tinky Winky playing a video called Pen Pineapple Apple Pen.
#I Have A Complete Lack Of Any Title Ideas: Tierboskat goes to Teletubby Land, and ends up messing everything up.
#Happycat: Happycat kills Teletubby Land.
#Aeiou: The Teletubbies play Moonbase Alpha.
#The Flood: Teletubby Land is flooded. Thumper sets fire to Home Dome after he spontaneously combusts.
#Saxophone: The Teletubbies fight over a saxophone.
#Vader Invades: The Death Star destroys most of Teletubby Land. 69% pure destruction.
#Vader Invades, Part 2: Darth Vader decides to systematically eliminate every single Land Bunny in the wasteland that used to be Teletubby Land.
#Vader Invades, part 3: The Baby Sun, Vader and the revived Teletubbies have a battle. The Baby Sun wins. Then, the Baby Moon kills the Baby Sun. Then Dr. Robotnik colonizes the Baby Moon, who turns into Robotnik's head and yells "PINGAS".
#Aliens: Greys abduct Po, and the Teletubbies have to steal her back. Tinky Winky grows a mustache.
#Aliens, Part 2: The Teletubbies fight against Jimmy Nutrin and blow up the aliens' spaceship with the Tubby Ship.
#Aliens, Part 3: The aliens, not finished yet, summon the Human Sentry Buster, but he ends up blowing up the aliens instead.
#Teletubbies and Telotubs: The Teletubbies fight with the Telotubs. Highly rated, despite short length.
#The World Needs More Stupid Teletubbies Episodes: The Teletubbies do random things, and Donald Trump dunks on everyone.
#WaWaWaWaWa! 2: WaWaWaWaNoo-Noo, WaPedobear, WaMarx and several WaTinky Winkies do stuff.
#The Weapon: Dipsy goes to Venus, kills some robots and acquires a Line Rifle... so he decides to have fun with it. Highly rated.
#geese: Robotic Canada Geese attack Home Dome.
#Fun with Guns Pi: The Teletubbies and a lot of other people have a fun time shooting each other. Full episode, navigable, is online at unwww.teletubbies.hell/bonus/fwgpi_download .
#i: All the characters so far in the show (and some more) do random things.
#Chemistry: Dipsy kills the other Teletubbies with chemicals. Tinky Winky dies to trimethylaluminium, Laa-Laa to cesium and Po to chlorine. Meanwhile, Alt 2.0 upgrades to Alt 2.6 again, and paints the Tiddlytubbies white with titanium dioxide. Then, Noo-Noo kills Dipsy by pumping chlorine from Po’s dead body into Dipsy’s lungs.
#Po Randomly Punches Dispy: ...The title, but 1 hour.
#Spam: The Teletubbies eat Spam. All the while, keyboard-mash flies by the bottom of the screen.
#h: Home Dome explodes as the Teletubies dance for no reason.
#Nothing: Alt 2.0 kills a bunch of Ugandan Knuckles with a Super Scope while Tinky Winky sleeps in a tree and Po shoots him.
#Hockey Time: The Teletubbies play hockey, first with normal rules (it gets extreme), then with guns while Noo-Noo is on drugs and destroys everything. Then, Communist Canadaball ruins everything.
#Bull: A bull herd tramples the Teletubbies.
#How to be INSANE BOYS: Tinky Winky screams at everyone, while Dipsy gets high and kills Noo-Noo, Laa-Laa murders Alt 2.0, and Po runs over every minion with her PO COOTAH.
#Cereal Man Kills The Teletubbies: Exactly what it sounds like. Pun at the end gives the viewer CBeebies.
#The Teletubbies Live to Loot and Pillage, Maim and Terrorize: The Teletubbies have to sail the Teletubby Land Acid Lake to take on Long John Thumper and his devilish armada, but since it's Wood Day they use a pirate galleon instead of a warship. The pirate ship floats for 4 seconds only to be corroded into nothing by the acid, allowing the Teletubby Land Acid Kracken to slaughter the Teletubbies. This leaves only Noo-Noo to deal with the dastardly rabbit. (As there is no waterproofing on Alt 2.0, which is lame.)
#Shock: The Teletubbies treats an Shock nearby hospital in late evening, then they gets paralyzed. Another shortest episode ever.
#Tincraft: The Teletubbies make a ripoff of Minecraft shame.
#Dipsy Kong: Dipsy makes robot clones of Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, they become Robot Donkey Kong and Robot Diddy Kong. But when they tear apart the other robot Teletubby minions, Dipsy gets into some Robobot Armor to PWN the stray robot apes.
#Mineparted: When out for ore in the mines, the Teletubbies' mine cart quickly goes out of control and sends the crew astray. Worse, Tinky Winky literally breaks the brake.
#Talking Flowers Begin to Speak Backwards: The Talking Flowers gain reversed speech, and the Teletubbies think they are trying to summon an evil demon, so they join in.
#Thousands Teletubbies under the sea: The Teletubbies battles the Baby Shark Family, then it hurts more worse than lava.
#The Teletubbies Season Finale #3: The Teletubbies go out and fight the Villager in an epic 10 hour long event.
=== Season 4 (2018) ===
Season 4 has 40 episodes.
# Go away or die ! : Tinky Winky was tired of the baby sun. So he said to the baby sun to go or else Tinky winky kill the baby sun with all the guns he have.
# Po's crappy nightmare : Po dreams about her in a world with troll faces.
# All about roast : A remake to Caveman Times
# 160 : A episode with skits from episodes
# Po the fool : A remake to Dirty Po
# Oh my cheese ! : A remake of Cheese is yellow
# Pissing Goldfish : Po saw that his goldfish acts like a dog.
# Big and fat Dipsy : A remake to DIPSY!! GET OUT YOU STUPID MORON!
# The living bag !!! : A remake to The Evil Bag
# Fun With Guns IV: The Great Gun Game: The Teletubbies find the Teletubby Gun, and use it to shoot Teletubby Clones at everything they see.
# Tired of the Paid Programming : The Teletubbies torture Billy Mays because they hate his infomercials.
# TOPP, Part II: Billy Mays wasn't harmed at all, and poisons the Teletubbies with Oxi-Clean.
# Ybbutelets II - Wa: Wario gets bored and decides to Wa-ify the Ybbutelets. The WaYbbutelets then kill the normal Ybbutelets.
# Give me alone, Tinky Winky: A remake of Shut Up Tinky Winky!.
# Lucid Dream: During the night, Po accidentally wakes in lucid dream, then does random things, like float in no-floating zones.
# The Switcheroo: Tinky-Winky and Iggle Piggle switch their roles. Unsurprisingly, the Teletubbies don't like this, and Iggle Piggle ends up dying even more than Tinky Winky ever did.
# Tincraft 2: The Teletubbies play Minecraft again.
# Doki Doki Teletubby Club: Monika invades Home dome, then deletes everything.
# Kaizo Mode: The Teletubbies try to live a day in Kaizo Mode, but they can't stop DIEing.
# Teletubby Teleshoppping: The Teletubbies buy some Uranium Italioxide, then use it to summon every WaLad.
# Unlegal Gambling: The Teletubbies buys lottery tickets and wins gazillion dollars. Dipsy tells FBI Agents about case of winning money, so he gets to keep it. He then sews, because snitches get stitches.
# Bllbbllb Extra: Lord Farquaad returns as a ghost again. Meanwhile, the Teletubbies and Shrek find his weakness, then Farquaad also murders the Russians. Another Exceptionally Brutal Episode.
# Sun Bleached: Laa-Laa relaxes nearby Acid Lake at the fiery , then she becomes sun bleached.
# Brown teletubby: The Teletubbies discovers weak cousin, which his name is Nooby. Then Alt 2.0 tries to kill them, but Nooby is too hard to beat.
# Brown Teletubby 2: The Teletubbies accidentally kills Nooby's minions. Nooby also summons Lucoa during lustful power. The teletubbies and Tohru finally murders Nooby and Lucoa becomes alone again.
# Miraculous Teletubbies: The Teletubbies are funded by a moth, and the Puppet from Freddy's tries to beat them up but they use the power of lämp to make them DIE.
# pp: Dipsy reveals his Agent form, then he gets sent to Internet Jail. The other Teletubbies try to beat a Hacker using the Wa-Machine, but they get glitched and asploded.
#African Dance: At the UnMarket, Dipsy dances like Manbungo for 20 minutes.
# Not good Enough: The Teletubbies paint themselves black and make clones. Later WaBonzi Buddy tries to scronch them, but they are immune to being scronched.
# Teletubby plus 1: The Teletubbies find a cubit and mix random incidentals.
# Project: Movie: The Teletubbies creates a Hollywood Movie which is so disliked as a hell. Meanwhile Noo-Noo sucks Umpie Pumpie.
# Fake Teletubbies: Wario having Wa-Machine makes Eviler Clones of Teletubbies. The Teletubbies fight with their more evil versions, then more clones appear.
# Big Ten: The Teletubbies steal Big Ben as a new magic windmill.
# The Teletubbies Revolving: Jevil and some other clowns invade Teletubby Land. The world becomes so chaotic, the Teletubbies can't sleep together.
# TT15-435: Dipsy creates a time machine, then Po accidentally touches the machine and she goes to the year 9000.
# Tropical Fiends: The Teletubbies take a steamboat to Zing Isle to know some of their allies, The ZingZilla Band. But unfortunately, Robot Donkey Kong and Robot Diddy Kong have became The ZingZilla Band's minions, which does not fly well with Dipsy or Alt 2.0, who have both been subjected to the two mecha monkey's rampages.
# Get Wi-Fi Anywhere you Go: Dipsy eats a Pickle and implodes whilst Po burns Tinky Winky and Laa-Laa and puts their ashes in a Chewy Chews tin. Po then melts into Coffee.
# Tinky Winky Dies Returns: Tinky Winky gets caught in Po's wood chipper and dies, meanwhile, Alt 2.0 gets 50 different computer viruses from trying to calculate 23 × 3.
# Let's Get the Crystal Coconut: The Teletubbies, Kaptain Skurvy, King K. Rool and the Kong family fight over The Crystal Coconut even if it has no power.
# End of season 4: The Teletubbies mourn the end of Season 4.
=== Season 5 (2018-19) ===
Season 5 has 60 episodes. New adventures await...
#SHUT UP ITS SEASON 5!: The Teletubbies are still mourning the loss of Season 4, only for Alt 2.0 to tell them, "SHUT UP ITS SEASON 5 NOW!" at the Teletubbies, so they throw a party.
#Tubby Torpedo Create: Dipsy makes a new weapon known as the Tubby Torpedo, and uses it in a raid on The Good Teletubbies.
#Horror of Hot Sauce: Dipsy gets the hottest pepper in the UnMultiverse, and turns it into hot sauce, the Teletubbies then have fun using it for their needs.
#Who is fat ?: A remake to Feeding The Fat One
#Fun with Potty: A remake to Potty Humor
#Sucka Wakka: Remember Noo-Noo Gets Turned Into Pac-Man? Noo-Noo transformed again! This time it's war!
#Tribal Tubbies: This episode takes place in a time where the Teletubbies are now from the Tubbytot Tribe.
#Containment Breach: SCP-173 spawnkills the Teletubbies, but then Nine-Tailed Fox shows up and kills everything, even themselves. Also features SCP-1459 at the end.
#Containment Breach 2: Reptilian Boogaloo: SCP-682 adapts to the ways the Teletubbies try to kill it.
#Teletubbies Have Experienced Too Much Earrape: The Teletubbies do incredibly weird, strange and bizarre things.
#Bose-Einstein Condensate: The Teletubbies merge into PoDipLaWinky, and exploit quantum physics to kill Teletubby Land Bunnies. They also freeze the Telotubs.
#Strange Matter: Po summons a strangelet, but it eats Home Dome.
#BRKen Bones: A tornado happens. The Teletubbies drive after it, but they DIE.
#Best Worst comic: The Teletubbies makes a ripoff of manga comics, then appears Sarah G. Lato with bad mood riping off comics, then Teletubbies fights with her.
#Meet Me Halfway: The Teletubbies play Pokemon GO again and they meet Mario and Luigi, who become their rivals for having best raid team.
#Survival School: Po's crimson-coloured cousin named Jo teaches Teletubbies for survival camping.
#Surreal Fight: The Teletubbies meets Meme Man and Dipsy fights with him. Meanwhile Alt 2.0 supports Orang.
#Lesson for Grownups: Dipsy teaches Po about being adult. Her name changes into Eduardo. During random things, Laa-Laa saves Po.
#Operation: Lost Teletubby: The Teletubbies discovers feet of lost teletubby.
#Miraculous Teletubbies 2: Po and Adrien gets kidnapped by most hated character, Lila. Rest of Teletubbies should use support for Ladybugs. It also reveals Laa-Laa hates ladybugs.
#Fireman Po: The Teletubbies makes spoof of Fireman Sam. Tinky Winky catches on water, so Po sprays him with fire and he DIEs, because the water was actually gasoline.
#Teletubby Feud: WaWaBenson as a host of popular show, invites Teletubbies and Alt 2.0 and their rivals, Uncle Grandpa, Mr. Gus, Pizza Steve and Frankeinstein to a special episode of Family Feud. 
#73137V88135: The Teletubbies count to Pi.
#Move Your Feet: Dipsy listens and dances to Junior Senior - Move your feet for 30 minutes.
#The Teletubby Revolving 2: Jevil invites Sans, Mari Ohara and 5 little monkeys and makes the OH Team. The Teletubbies feels worse than hell, then the 5 Little Monkeys attack and eat the Tiddlytubbies, then turn into Hitler clones and DIE. 
#uwu: The Teletubbies eats 999999874261849274 sushi pieces, then they turns into sushi themselves.
#Zed: The Teletubbies discover the true 27th letter of the alphabet. Main plot role provided by Þ.
#Restraining Tinky-Winky: Po files a restraining order against Tinky Winky for annoying her.
#Sleeping Monkeys: Laa-Laa mixes 5 little monkeys and sleeping bunnies together to make a fusion. Also this is bad idea to steal Dipsy's ideas.
#Autism is Awful: Somewhere in Warsaw, Albert creates too many new episodes. The Teletubbies steals his phone and makes him insulted from early childhood.
#tu: The Teletubbies accidentally meets Tu, then turns Home Dome into trash. Meanwhile Alt 2.0 discovers the Tuvirus and Alt 2.0 gets paralyzed.
#Godly Fight: The Teletubbies fight with gods, then fights Zeus, but FAIL.
#Elmo The Evil Guy Comes Back: Elmo and his gang try to kill the Teletubbies. Also, Lew Zealand kills Alt 2.0 by throwing a wet fish at her and Noo-Noo is possessed by the ghost of Grover.
#I'm gonna stop you right there: Tierboskat blows up Home Dome with a battering-ram laser as revenge for episode 30. Has a PSA at the end featuring Sonic about mental disabilities.
#Back to the Olympics, Part 1: The Teletubbies decide to do Olympics that are even better than the ones from This Ain't The Olympics.
#Back to the Olympics, Part 2: Zeus is so amused by Synchronized DIEing that he creates Compressed Tinky Winky.
#How far can we go?: A documentary on the Wa-Machine 2.0 and the Pixelnacht.
#AaAaA: Another "random" episode.
#N.E.D.M.: lavreS, the unholy fusion of Tierboskat and Happycat, rampages through Teletubby Land, leaving nothing but pure chaos in their wake.
#N.E.D.M., Part 2: Teletubbies Unbound fights lavreS in an epic 310-hour event.
#A Lame Episode About Valentine's Day: Dipsy dresses up as cupid and fires an arrow at Laa-Laa and then at himself. Unfortunately, there is cyanide in the arrows and they both DIE!
#Dinkletubby: When Tinky-Winky's got sent to the hell for a week, Dinkleberg substitutes him and annoys entire Teletubby Land.
#Tinky Tonky: The Teletubbies downloads Tik Tok on their phone and makes even worse cringe. Sequel to Teletubb.ly.
#4x4 Diesel: The Teletubbies hires Diesel truck and wipes out their land.
#Return of the Brown Teletubby: Nooby invites all seven deadly sins, then fights Teletubbies along with seven heavenly virtuses and Alt 2.0.
#Salty Pepper: The Teletubbies gets 420th degree burn during eating salty peppers.
#The Five Giant Fatties: Albert joins Homer, Peter Griffin, Richard Watterson and Lucoa and creates FF Team. Meanwhile, the Teletubbies asplodes again by eating toast, then FF Team destroys Teletubby Land using TV.
#Blyat: Po rages over computer playing CS-GO at her phone.
#Teddy Mear: The mean teddy bear and his clones invades the teletubby land.
#Real 5: The Teletubbies discovers Noo-Noo which he is blue semi-Teletubby.
#I don't understand, why these jerks are so stupid as hell: At the teletubby land, the teletubbies survives heatwave.
#Funny Anime: Literally 40+ minutes of Tinky Winky explaining why Anime is the peak of humanity. King Dedede then comes in and asks for him to stop, so Tinky Winky freaks out and drives away in the Tubby Car.
#Cleveland Brown Meets the Teletubbies: when running away from a vulture Peter Griffin made larger, Cleveland Brown somehow ends up in Teletubby Land. So he has to fight off all of it's horrors, the Teletubbies themselves, a mean vacuum cleaner, a lake of corrosive acid, and so much more.
#Talking Flowers Make Random Noises: The Talking Flowers begin to make sorting algorithm noises so loud it pains the Teletubbies.
#Containment Breach 3: Day Has Broken: The Baby Sun breaks day and melts all of the Teletubbies into grey blobs. Alt 2.0, being a robot and not organic, wasn't harmed, so she teams up with Giygas to kill Baby 001.
#Detroit: At the Dimmsdale School, Mr. Crocker gets punched again. Tinky-Winky gets work as Timmy's substitute teacher and disguises himself as Detroit Gangsta.
#Burrito Day: Laa-Laa works as burrito chef. The Teletubbies also discovers secret formula of burrito which is disgusting.
#Geometry: The Teletubbies discovers themselves as Harry Potter's shapes. Magikoopa kidnaps Laa-Laa for no reason.
#TeleDope: Alt 2.0 and Teletubbies graduates a Dope Day. Meanwhile Noo-Noo gets penalty for being gruesome idiot.
#Season 5 Finale: The Teletubbies fights every character so far, then they summons ExaFuse. Epic 24 hour event.
=== Season 6 (2019-21) ===
This season will have 120 episodes.
# Being a jellyfish is not enough : Episode's time : 650 millions of years before Jesus-Christ
# Bienvenue au restaurant : All the Teletubbies are been invited to a diner with Alt 2.0 in a restaurant.
#Tinky Winky Swallows a Locust: A Locust flies into Tinky Winky's mouth and it lays eggs inside his stomach, then he pukes them out and they cause havoc.
#Laa-Laa DIEs: Laa-Laa asplodes gorily. Gordon Freeman did it with his Gravity Gun.
#Trouble in Egypt : Alt 2.0 chases the Teletubbies for breaking her "living" stone in the great pyramid. But then they discovered a mummy ...
#Spebbaduretangflarkabong: One of the highest rated episodes yet. Several cameos.
#Po Face: Po discovers Poo Face's laboratory and thinks he is Poo (one of Po's ancestors) so she betrays the Teletubbies to join her, so Dipsy becomes temporarily leader.
#Another Rabbit: A Polof finds its way into Teletubby Land, and the Teletubbies mistake it for a Teletubby Land Bunny.
#Another Rabbit, Part 2: Ruggut adopts the Polof, and the Teletubbies have an epilepsy dance party.
#The Big City [REDACTED] Station: The Teletubbies mess around with the Big City [REDACTED] Station, resulting in a giant Billy Mays spider tank going through Teletubby Land.
#This Won't be Ice, Part 1: As revenge, the Teletubbies go to the Ducky Empire to steal a Snowtomic Bomb.
#This Won't be Ice, Part 2: Whoopsie! The Teletubbies just got caught by a searchlight and have activated the almighty Quadgun, and now it's on the loose!
#WaTeletubbies Unbound: The Teletubbies decided to merge along with WaTinky-Winky to form a "Teletubbies Unbound + WaTinky-Winky" to destroy the world.
#Fun With Guns V: Bullet Bonzana: The Teletubbies shoot everyone and everything outside and inside Teletubby Land.
#Blast to the Past: George Bush, Jebus Khrist, Billy Mays and communist Robbie Rotten kill everything in Teletubby Land. Several cameos.
#Rjtifjekjtjeosoj287rur8u3jrsow8fpfu383i8e: The Teletubbies and their minions all have seizures while on a seizure background. Caused OVER 9000 seizures.
#Rjtifje... etc, Part II: Noo-Noo makes all of Teletubby Land combust.
#Cupcakes: Po turns Tinky Winky into cupcakes. Definitely not a ripoff of a popular fanfiction.
#Communism [beat] In the Soviet Union: Dipsy shoots Tinky Winky, Laa-Laa and Po with an AK-47, killing the first 2. Po redirects the bullets through Dipsy's head. Po explodes, and Noo-Noo does the Duck Hunt Dog Laugh.
#Icosahedron: Po gains possession of the Icosahedron, and destroys all of Teletubby Land.
#Nobody Likes Thanksgiving: Po takes out some Cranberries to eat, but Dipsy uses a miniature Tubby Bomb on them and the place floods with Custard, so Po uses her Fruit Loop of Doom to make Dipsy cease to exist, as Laa-Laa and Tinky Winky chase a turkey around and run into the acid lake. (Thanksgiving special)
#Halo: The Teletubbies steal haloes from the grocery store in Halo while there’s a halo display.
#Ducky Returns: The Teletubbies fight Ducky one last time, who is now using the Quadgun.
#Tubby's Peak: It‘s that time of year where the Teletubby Land volcano erupts, and Noo-Noo dies.
#Tubby's Peak, Part 2: Pallas and Vesta argue about how the destruction scenes in Tubby's Peak Part 1 were too fast and inaccurate.
#Po blows up the Black House because she wants toast: Self-explanatory.
#Aeiou 2: The Teletubbies play Moonbase Alpha again.
#Power Off, Please!: Tinky Winky, after texting someone on the Tubby Phone, somehow can't turn off the latter because it keeps turning back on for some reason.
#Sulfuric Spelunking: by using the Tubmarine, the Teletubbies discover the Teletubby Land Acid Tunnels.
#Banana Split: Donkey Kong loses his bananas to the Teletubbies, he then goes apes**t on them, even Expanding Dong.
#Fun With Guns VI: Tanks Too!: The Teletubbies use tanks to raid their fridge.
#Kool-Aid FTW: Uber Dask pays a visit to Teletubby Land, so the Teletubbies enslave him. Needless to say, he doesn't like this.
#It Happened: Po has finally done it. She got her hands on the N-Word Pass. I think you all know what happens now.
#Tinky Winky Snaps: Tinky Winky has had enough (again), so he flays alive the other Teletubbies and then eats them. Then Noo-Noo sucks him up and rules Teletubby Land, but Alt 2.0 shoots him.
#IHateYou: Alt 2.0 gets the ILoveYou virus and gets an E-mail, at first, she thinks some random low life was trying to date her or a child had fanmail saying that he wants to become a Teletubby recruit, but the virus then overwrites her files and she forgets who the Teletubbies are and who she is, or was before she was hacked. Kaptain Skurvy makes use of this as an opportunity to get a fourth crew mate. First time the public heard Skurvy's epic singing.
#Alt 2.0 Spends all of her Do Re Mi Cold Cash!: The Teletubbies go out and fight Cranky Kong so that they can make Tubby Toast flavored Chewy Chews, and Alt 2.0 wins the lottery and blows her cash on loot boxes in Overkey 2.
#Not All Cheese Is Yellow: Teletubby Land becomes a dystopia when the Teletubbies discover cheeses that are not yellow.
#can someone stop this guy: Sans meets Backbone and proceeds to use her to disembowel the other Teletubbies. Sans lifts off, discovering a tribe of pseudo-teletubbies who he proceeds to turn into a beautiful spring mist. First appearance of the Teelutoubz (note: will be designed by Vesta).
#Toast Toast Toast Toast: The Teletubbies have a "civilized" breakfast. It somehow ends with the Tiddlytubbies dead, Alt 2.0 having a seizure and the Teletubbies transformed into Tubby Toast.
#Ultra Cool Filler: Po kills 40 Teletubby Clones of Tinky Winky with a giant, chainsaw-esque piece of Tubby Toast.
#Tubby Tremors: The Teletubbies experience an earthquake, so they try to find shelter during it.
#The Teletubbies Live to Loot and Pillage, Maim and Terrorize 2: Tubby Scorn: The Teletubbies use their warships to sail to a hidden island to find it's treasure. Alt 2.0 has to babysit the Tiddlytubbies since she isn't waterproofed, but they throw her into the acid lake and she short circuits.
#Horrible Humboldt: The Teletubby Land Acid Kracken rises and nearly kills the Teletubbies.
#Breakfast is the most dangerous meal of the day: The Teletubbies invent a sentient toaster. It goes about as well as you'd expect for the majority of the episode. Sans proceeds to dunk on the toaster, before making a pun so atrocious it creates a black hole.
#Spoopy Logos: Po kills Screen Gems, Shadow Projects, V of Doom and WGBH Boston due to the absolute absurdity of closing logos being alive.
#Infinity War is the Most Ambitious Crossover: Dozens of enemies of the Teletubbies destroy Teletubby Land. These include Thanos, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norriseegee, and Jebus Khrist.	
#I Still Have no Clue What to Call this Episode: The Teletubbies go to Bob's Burgers yet again and order trillions of burgers, then kill all the customers.	
#ISHNCWTCTE, Part II: Bob made the burgers dangerous before shipping them, and this kills the Teletubbies.
#Drug Trucks: The Teletubbies raid a beer truck and kill the driver.
#Po's Adventures in Some Sort of Animated Movie: Po kills Winnie the Pooh for making something more atrocious than her Greeny Phatom: Pooh's Adventures.
#Blocky Poem: Dipsy and Monika plays Minecraft and builds their town. Meanwhile at Chez Mac Tinky-Winky invites brutal and shy girl Yuri for no reason at all including Alt 2.0 working as waiter.
#Snowball Dome: At the cold day, the Teletubbies tries to kill Dr. COOL Jasper, but he turns Home Dome into entire ice. 
#Fun With Guns Deluxe: Dipsy threatens to shoot the others with a blunderbuss if he isn't given 5,000,000,000 UnDollars, so the others rebel with their own guns.
#The Indigo Backstabber: Tinky Winky decides to leave the Teletubbies and join Mr. T so that he won't have to endure any more pain. It doesn't last too long.
#Macaroni and Sleaze: After being exposed to some radiation in Dipsy's lab, the Tiddlytubbies become smarter, snider, and stronger than the Teletubbies, so they try to kill their masters.
#Noo-Noo Mk IV: Noo-Noo is updated yet again, he actually gets good at his job, so he tries to challenge King K. Rool and the King K. Rool Cannon.
#Poor Po: Alt 2.0 brings an arcade cabinet of Pop'n Music back to the Home Dome, and Po tries to play it. Needless to say, her hands turn into dust after one song. 
#COVID-19 revolution, Part I: Mystery virus from Wuhan destroys plenties of people. The Teletubbies begins the war with coronavirus.
#COVID-19 revolution, Part II: When coronavirus infected plenties of people and they stuck at quatantine, Dipsy creates green Antivirus pill and The Teletubbies and other guys are possible to defeat 2020's biggest enemy.
#Please Help Why Am I Being Annihilated By a Painting!?: Tinky Winky gets mercilessly beaten up by The American Warthog for ten minutes. This all happens while Po does a funny dance in the background. The Home Dome is also on fire for some reason. 
#Po Goes to the Big City: Po goes on a buisness trip to get some gunpowder.
#Fission Mailed: The Teletubbies being a huge critical side gets arrested expect Noo-Noo. Small cameo of Doddy.
#Winter of Sorrows: The Teletubbies get snowed in, and have no idea how to get out of their Dome.
#6.5 Start: The Teletubbies celebrate the beginning of Season 6.5. To celebrate, they create Alt 6.5, who fights Alt 10.0. Cameos by Mario, Donkey Kong, James Bond and Superman.
#One Teletubby Among Us: The Teletubbies plus resident memelord Tierboskat hijack a space station, but then Chungus Imposter destroys everything. Cameo by WaOptimus Prime.
#Zed 2: The Teletubbies argue on how to pronounce Z, and form factions that tear apart Teletubby Land.
#Noo-Noo Stop That!: Noo-Noo sucks off Po's leg.
# Hey All, Po Here: Po starts a channel dedicated to talking about Shames.
#Teletubbies vs. Captain 69: Captain 69 appears in teletubby and white universe. The teletubbies tries to kill him, but Captain 69 awfully lewds anyone, especially nooby. The teletubbies refuses plan how to kill him until he makes entire shame in the universe.
#Edgar Allen Po: Po gives up on her channel to become a writer.
#Out of the Winkywoods: The Teletubbies discover the Winkywood Glade but quickly get lost in it.
#Man vs. Machine: The entire RED team from Team Fortress 2 appears to kill Alt 2.0 and use her as scrap metal. Cameos by Bubble Bass, Kermit, and a Bulborb.
#VTuber Revolt: Tinky-Winky gets cursed by terrible Virtual Youtuber named Kizuna AI. Later Dipsy discovers radioactive materials of mysterious VTuber. At the end she has been closed in jar, because some people thinks a VTuber is a kind of cringe as well.
#Black Hole vs. Noo-Noo: Noo-Noo fights with Dr. DARK Francis. Meanwhile the teletubbies kills themselves until the bones for no reason why.
#Tinky the Clown: Tinky-Winky goes to Krusty's clown college and meets again Kizuna AI. Later Tinky-Winky gets kidnapped by Baldi, then Krusty, Po, Meme Man and AI-Chan tries to save him until Baldi stub him until the maximum.
#Detroit 2: Mr. Crocker returns to the Dimmsdale School. Meanwhile Alt 2.0 and Dinkleberg drinks coffee until goes energetic to death, but appears in Home Dome Detroit Gangsta, again. Detroit Gangsta being jealous of substitute, tries to kill everybody which is noob.
#Miraculous Teletubbies 3: Albert reminds two previous episodes about Miraculous. Meanwhile Tinky-Winky and Marinette meets Master Fu, and makes Teletubbies Miraculous. Tinky-Winky's one is Potato. Dipsy's one is Uranium. Laa-Laa's one is Banana. And Po's one is Kizuna AI's bow. Hawk Moth summons every single villain until they make a chaos.
#Totally Boring Episode: The Teletubbies fights with Zeus and WaOptimus Prime, again. Meanwhile at Springfield Krusty makes information about shitposting.
#The Super Duper Mega Epic Awesome Extra Awful Terrible Surreal Virtual Dark Greatest Most Powerful Being Grandest Final in the UnOmniverse+Teletubbies (Part I): The Teletubbies and their friends fights with every single being in the universe until they scronch entire Teletubby Universe. Later Po gets sick by FinalVirus.
#TSDMEAEATSVDGMPBGFitU+T (Part II): Dipsy helps Po to getting healthy for virus, and she summons the greatest weapon calling "I am the best being, i can't give up. Especially these weebs are idiots, do you mean? I doing that, because i need to be a hero, right? WRONG!", and it has been called "The OmniAsplodePowerful Blade". Tinky-Winky defeats everyone with most powerful weapon. After defeating the Teletubbies and their friends meets Illuminati Teletubby. The greatest final in the entire show... and the show is still going!
#Dickmin: Olimar and his Pikmin deconstruct Alt 2.0 while the audio to a Gut Check episode is layered upon it.
#Doin Your Mom (Doin Doin Your Mom): Tinky Winky discovers that screwdrivers have an unfortunate name for their appearance.
#Teletubby Bits: The Teletubbies accidentally gets pixelatized to wrist game and gets sent to the most impossible game ever made. They gets a challenge and tries to escape, but the half of Teletubbies gets paralyzed and killed.
#COVID-19 revolution evolution: The Teletubbies discovers the new mutation of coronavirus which it name is COVID-21. The Teletubbies made the war more than they stuck in quarantine whilst that mutation twice kills people. Another longer episode yet.
#Mistakes: A series of lab disasters leads to Dipsy bringing rise to the fiend known as Pob. 
#a horrortime: a enraged Horrortime tubby who is mad because he never appeared in the show before cannibalizes all the teletubbies before saying "that's what yah get motherf*ckers."
#Teletubbies Night Funkin': The Teletubbies go into the FNF universe, but then Pico makes everything HD and kills them. They respawn in a weird universe that's sort of like Paint 3D and encounter some heavy opposition. Also, the viewer gets an email to a website called bobisdumb.
#holy **** a teletubby: Tinky Winky runs at supersonic speeds around Home Dome while cool music plays.
#Happy Tree Tubbies: Basically, Teletubbies meets Final Destination.
#The Teletubbies Season 6.75 Movie: Sorry, We Got Writers' Block: The Teletubbies team up with Tierboskat and Indoraptor to do crazy, weird and random stuff.
#Dipsy Versus The Ridiculous Laws of Literature: Dipsy's social science book with pro-Tubby propaganda hidden in gets rejected by the MHA for one spelling error, meaning he can't publish it to the United States of UnAmerica. So Dipsy takes out his anger by leading a one-man army against the MHA HQ.
#Dipsy Gets Sued: A Teletubby Land Bunny is assaulted by Dipsy, so he takes him to Tubby Court to pay for his crimes. But the courts are corrupt so Thumper lost and has to pay the court infinite money, but instead is forced chooses to pay with his blood since he doesn't have lods of emone.
#The Teletubbies Steal a Forklift: The Teletubbies are up to criminal actions once again, and this time, decide to steal a forklift and perform rituals around it.
#Txeaser - The Teletubbies commit die repeatedly. One of the most mysterious episodes - the Teletubbies are definitely committing die in some sort of code. At the end, each of them commit die 7 times in a row.
#Breaking Into The UnAnyhting HQ: The Teletubbies, well, break into the UnAnything HQ in Captain 0 Land and steal the UnMicroMonorail to get away 
#Binley Mega Bombing: The Teletubbies and Bob the Builder blow up Binley Mega Chippy
#Millenium Bug (Teletubbies 2015 Episode) The Teletubbies cause a huge computer crash thingy in the year 3000
#Chuck's Base Raid: The Teletubbies raid Chuck Norris's Remote Ocean Base
#MAX9000WaTwinkyDoop's Chaos: MAX9000WaTwinky-Doop causes a huge computer problem in multiple countries across the UnWorld
#Something's Coming: The Teletubbies find out about The Rorre Retam Wot Movie.
#Thanksgiving with the Teletubbies: The Teletubbies attempt to hunt the evil Turkie. Billions die in the process. The Residents play the song "Happy Thanksgiving" over it.
#Random Hiatus End!: After a hiatus that happened for no apparent reason, the Teletubbies decide to break the hiatus by celebrating.
#I'm a snaaaaake: El Tunas sheds his skin and gets ejected from Teletubby Land for being the shapeshifter.
#Thanksgiving with the Teletubbies: The UnOfficial Sequel: The Teletubbies attempt to hunt the eviler Donkie and succeed. This makes a Troll's head asplode.
#The T-5001's Emissary: Happycat arrives at Home Dome in a limousine and NEDMs the Teletubbies.
=== Episodes which can be only watched in Europe, Cool Land, Zendaxia, and Midlantic ===
#Tubby Problem: The Near Explosion of the Unworld, because more than the millenium bug happened: Yeah, I think U get the point of the title. I wasn't able to watch it, because it can't be watched in countries like Canada .
#Cbeebies Bus accident: Asplode Asplode Asplode Tinky Winky crashes the CBeebies Bus into the Diet Water Store
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== Leaks ==
=== 6.5 ===
Season 6.5 will start at Season 6, Episode 64.
=== Season 7 ===
A leaked clip of the premiere of Season 7 shows the Teletubbies behind a wooden barricade. Tinky Winky is talking about quantum mechanics again, so the Teletubbies throw him out over the barricade. He explodes upon hitting the ground, suggesting there was a mine. Multiple highly distorted images featuring Teletubbies have been released as of 11/20/2018.
tt71.png|The first image, featuring a recoloured Dipsy.
tt72.png|The second image, featuring Laa-Laa with Belarus on her TV.
tt73.png|WaPo, with the number 7 through her Fruit Loop of Doom.
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==Duh Mewvie==
A movie based on the series, because of its popularity, will be released December 5th, 2023. Teletubbies Movie 2: The Sick as Hell Movie, Mr. T once again attacks Teletubby Land for no reason and has an epic battle with Teletubbies Unbound. Also, Alt 2.0 ASPLODES. Meanwhile, Pedobear kidnaps the Tiddlytubbies because he loves little girls.
== Potential 3rd Series ==
In September 2022 on Netflix, rumours circulated that a third series was coming. While it hasn't been confirmed yet, the rumours state that theTeletubbies said they are planning to make another series in the future. If this news gets wide-spread, we for sure might have some issues. Some time ago, a Leaked picture was shown online of what appears to be either Po's screen or, more likely, a nondescript white rectangle on a red background with "3.0" and the words "it's ᴄᴏᴍiɴɢ.." on it. If the show airs, SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY!!!!
== Trivia ==
* This, along with the original, is Indoraptor's absolute favorite show. There's random carnage everywhere and she enjoys every bit of it. It wouldn't be a surprise to say Indoraptor is a big fan of the Teletubbies themselves. Although she, children and us at the UnAnything Team love it, almost everyone else hates it. A lot.
* A lost episode exists where Kirby shows up out of nowhere and kills the Teletubbies. It's currently locked away in Home Dome.
*Only time will tell if a third Teletubbies series ever comes,
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