Pepsi

Pepsi is the drink of choice of AuronKaizer, and may or may not be a euphemism for sexual activites performed by Anju. Pepsi is a cornerstone of AuronKaizer's plan for galaxical imperialization, and he partakes in it on a daily basis to increase his brain capacity and virility, as well as just to relax him. Scientists who have tried to connect his non-existent tooth decay with such a dangerous intake of Pepsi have all mysteriously disappeared. Pepsi is also used by AuronKaizer to poison his enemies. A mysterious PSI ability, PSI Pepsi, has only been realized by AuronKaizer.
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