The Flags (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Bowser: "Bwahahahahahahahahaha! I got all of the world invaded. And soon-"
Mario: "Wahoo!"
Bowser: "Mario..."
Luigi: "And Luigi!"
Bowser: "And Luigi. You think you can jump on me? You're not even that accurate enough to not land on my horns!"
The Toads and Poppies attack Bowser with their power-ups
Kamek: he uses his wand to use telekinesis to throw them away
Mario and Luigi jump on Kamek 3 times in total
Mario: "Wahoo!"
Bowser: "Mario..."
Bowser Jr.: "Papa, it was a great idea for you to not put any switch that removes platforms."
Bowser: "Well, if it weren't for you, I would've been defeated way easier. It just had to be the power-up farm to screw me up bad."
Bowser Jr.: "Also good thing there aren't any bombs this time."
Mario uses the Superball Flower and shows a Chain Chomp one of his superballs
Chain Chomp: it was attracted to the Superball
Mario: he throws it at Bowser
Bowser: he got hit by the superball "You think that could-"
The Chain Chomp roams over Bowser
Bowser: he roars in pain
Mario: "Mario's number one! Woohoo!"
Lana: "Nah. Mom and Aunt are both Number 1."
Mario: "Oh no!"
Luigi: "How did you a get here, a Lana?"
Lana: "Using a cannon."
Peach: "Thank you, Mario for finishing the deed. I took care of the other kingdoms conquered by Bowser. Time to burn some flags."
Milo: "No, Mom, no!"
Peach: “Milo! How did you get here? Pomegranate! Papaya! Martin! What are you doing here?”
Papaya: “We built cannons all over the castle.”
Peach: “Oh! That makes sense now.”
Martin: “Mom, You already freed the kingdoms from Bowser.”
Pomegranate: “Keep the flags. You can use them for big projects for your kingdom. Or any resident of the worlds in your castle.”
Milo: “Imagination, Mom! Imagination!”
Bob-Omb Battlefield
Milo: “Hey, Bob-Ombs! Look! A Bowser flag! Now look at what I can do with it!” he cuts the flag into many pieces and puts wings on the Bob-Ombs “Now you can fly!”
The Bob-Ombs fly to the top of the mountain
Milo: “Aww! They look so cute when they fly!”
Peach: “Hmm…”
Milo: “Mom, let me show you another example.” he uses a Bowser flag to do some magic tricks with a Bob-omb
Peach: “That looks cool, but we-“
Papaya: “Sorry, Mom. There’s no excuse. Accept it.”
Peach: “No! I want a symbol that the horrible deeds of Bowser have ended in their areas.”
Milo: “Then just lower the flags like what happened in the recording of the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991. Take that, Mario Is Missing and Mario’s Time Machine!”
Papaya: “Dad does this too to show his progress in doing something admirable.”
Peach: “Bowser and his minions are more comparable to Germany in World War 2.”
Milo: “Whatever. The point is that we need to be more-“
Peach: “No. The Mushroom Kingdom has suffered too much from Bowser.”
Milo: “Remember when he helped you and remember when he can genuinely be an affable guy? Or, well, turtle?”
Peach: “He’s gone way too far this time, Milo. Sorry, but we need to put an end to his evil once and for all.”
Papaya: “You sound like these women that narrate the story and tell what should be done in every serialized or serious TV series. By the way, what are Lana and Dahlia doing?”
Jungle Kingdom
Lana: “OK, Dahlia, if we want to show what good can keeping the Bowser flags, no not on anywhere, maybe inside a house can do.”
Dahlia: “We have to get these flags to King Donkey Kong Jr.! But we have to go through such a jungle.”
Lana: “Relax. It’s not going to be that itchy.”
Dahlia: “Why?”
Lana: “The jungle may have lots of mosquitoes, but if you get bitten by them, rub a piece of a banana peel on your skin.”
The mosquitoes bit Lana
Lana: “Oh, please use your jumping skills to get a banana.”
Dahlia: “Bananas, no matter where you go are scattered everywhere. They are on trees, peels are on the ground, and there’s a giant banana horde owned by the king.”
Lana: “No wonder why Donkey Kong never itches.”
Diddy: “Yeah, it became a tradition throughout the kingdom that whenever one is itchy, they have to get a banana peel, either by eating their banana first or getting one from the ground and cut a piece to rub it on their skin until it turns brown.”
Lana: “Hey, Diddy! You may or may not like my idea of keeping Bowser flags to use them like paper.”
Diddy: “I’m not sure. What are they? The Anything Cloths from the Thorax?”
Laugh Track
Lana: “I didn’t know monkeys could sound like us.”
Dahlia: “And apes.”
Lana: “Yeah, monkeys and apes.”
Whomp’s Fortress
Milo: “We can make tape out of these flags.” he cuts the Bowser Kingdom Flags into many pieces of tape “Whomps! Here they are! Band-aids!”
Papaya: “They’re just tape, not band-aids.”
Milo: “Well, they use these things as band-aids.”
The Whomps run to Milo and Papaya and get the tapes and put them on their backs
Milo: “And these are not just paper. They are more durable than that. See what I mean when we go to Jolly Roger Bay.”
Jolly Roger Bay
Milo: “You can’t tear these off easily and there’s no way it’s weak to water unlike other materials made of paper. So you can basically create a submarine. Just make sure you have some plastic with you, though.”
Papaya: she creates the submarine easily
Milo: “The plastic by the way is able to put enough weight for it to be able to sink.”
Peach: “What is this? A get rich scheme?”
The screen zooms out to show Milo, Papaya, and Peach are the only ones in the area
Papaya: “We invite kids to our adventures through the castle. We do this quite often when we are bored and have nothing else to do. We haven’t had a Jolly Roger Bay adventure yet, though. Nor did we have one in Dire Dire Docks.”
Cool Cool Mountain
Milo: “Now here’s a COOL one. That cottage has at least something that is in need of a piece of Bowser’s flag.”
Papaya: “How about we sell warm winter clothing here?”
Milo: “Toad Bot, I command you to sell some thick winter clothing, because you never get tired unlike an organic Toad. Got it?”
Papaya: she created a lot of winter clothes out of a Bowser flag “They may not look the best, but that’s why they are cheap.”
Peach: “Well, you do have some active imagination.”
Papaya: “So what do you say?”
Peach: “I just don’t want people to be traumatized by those horrible flags.”
Papaya: “Uh, OK? But let me show you more of what you could do.”
A Lot To Do Plays
Big Boo Haunt
Papaya: “You can use it to catch ghosts, specifically Boos by the tail!
Cover Mr. I with this paper to stop him from getting dizzy!”
Hazy Maze Cave
Milo: “You can turn them into envelopes if you want to send someone mail!” he goes to a vending machine and gets a can of soda
“You could hold a can of soda without cold hands and still drink the fizzy!”
Lethal Lava Land
Papaya: “It’s really hot around here so you have to use the flag
To create a bridge from this point to that other point with Bullies.”
Shifting Sand Land
Milo: “Wanna catch that annoying bird inside a bag?
You could make one out of pieces of this and stop it from annoying you fully!”
Milo in Dire Dire Docks (Left) and Papaya in Snowman’s Land (Right) Split Screen
Milo: he creates a submarine out of the flag
Papaya: she creates many warm clothes for winter in the area 
Milo and Papaya: they sing while they do their things “We have explained very well about what you could do with this
We call it recycling, do it with these flags to save this planet!
Go green, though you’re pink and see what you’ll be thankful you didn’t miss
So stop destroying these flags, as in Mission Recycle we are always on it!”
Wet Dry World
Milo: "Wanna make sure you land down without getting hurt from Heave-Hos
Any soft surface like a flag could help you land safely!"
Tall Tall Mountain
Papaya: "In the top of the mountain I can see these and those!" she points at a monkey
"Use a flag as a parachute to prevent an injury so gravely!"
Tiny Huge Island
Milo: "When you're faced with big baddies, and I don't even mean the Big Bad
You get more enemies here and pull the carpet!" as the big enemies in this world followed him, he put a flag down and flipped many of the enemies that walked on his flag upside down
Tick Tock Clock
Papaya: "For a trip to a world made entirely out of clockwork, which was certainly hard for Dad
Create a paper plane to prevent falling from that pit!"
Rainbow Ride
Milo and Papaya: they use the flag to thicken and widen the magic carpet "We have explained very well about what you could do with this
We call it recycling, do it with these flags to save this planet!
Go green, though you’re pink and see what you’ll be thankful you didn’t miss
So stop destroying these flags, as in Mission Recycle we are always on it!”
Back in the Plaza
Milo: "Impressive, right, Mom?"
Peach: "You will give me 3/4 of the money you earn instead of 5/8 if you can't convince me that what you're doing is good. 3/4 is 6/8, so do not be sad, because you only owe me 1/8 more if you lose the bet."
Jungle Kingdom
Dahlia: “Look at what one could do with Bowser flags.” she gets a Bowser flag and connects two trees together with it “Look at that! A slingshot! Can’t afford a cannon? How about a slingshot?”
Lana: “Oh, and it’s useful too if you don’t wanna wait in the cannon. You can wait in a shorter line, AKA the tree slingshot. And besides, that can fit more monkeys and you can fling birds with it.”
Dixie: “No thanks, we can just build more cannons.”
Lana: “You have barrels, but that will be dangerous for birds. If you don’t want birds to meet their demise, the tree slingshots should be possessions so prized.”
Dixie: “I’m not sure this is a good idea for military purposes.”
Donkey Kong Jr.: “I think it may.”
King K. Rool attacks the island with a ship and the use of his Kremlings
Diddy: “I don’t want to go on that same adventure again, though it was kind of a fun one with Dixie.”
Lana: “Then get some birds and use the slingshot made out of Bowser flags to attack the Gangplank Galleon.”
Donkey Kong III: “BANANA SLAMMA!” he punched a part of the ship
Lana: “By the way, we have some Yoshis.”
The Kremlings attack DK Island
Lana: “Yoshis can deal with them easily.”
Animal Friends and Yoshis attacked the Kremlings
Lana: she throws many sacks of bird seeds
The birds go to the sack
Dahlia: she catches the birds and puts them in the slingshot and launches them at the Gangplank Galleon
King K. Rool: “Donkey Kong can’t defeat me! I have the Gangplank Galleon!”
Lana: “We could send some watermelons and pumpkins at them too.”
Dahlia: she makes another tree slingshot with the Bowser flag and puts watermelons and pumpkins in the slingshot “Any more berries?”
Dixie: “You idiot, they’re not berries!”
Dahlia: “They grow from only one ovary of the flower they came from.”
Diddy: “Well, she’s correct, Dixie. We need more berries.”
Melons were put in the slingshot
Diddy: “Bananas are berries too!”
Donkey Kong III: “BANANA!”
Diddy: “Don’t put them in the slings.”
Dahlia: “Cucumbers! Oranges! Grapes!”
The cucumbers, oranges, and grapes were put in the slings by the animals
Dahlia: “Perfect! Time for the ultimate bombing of the Gangplank Galleon!” she released the sling
The botanical berries are sent to the Gangplank Galleon and destroy it, making it sink
Dahlia: “Perfect!”
Lana: “Another reason to keep these flags is…” she uses a Bowser flag and connects it to the Gangplank Galleon
The animals that were in the Gangplank Galleon grabbed on to the flag
Donkey Kong III: he pulls the flag and sends everyone to the island
Lana: “And they survived!”
The animals in the jungle cheered
Lana: “We did it!”
Dahlia: “See? That’s how good keeping these flags can be.”
Peach’s Castle
Milo: “You could use it for skydiving?”
Peach: “Nah.”
Papaya: “You could use it like a cape?”
Peach: “That’s what Cape Feathers are for.”
Milo: “OK, Mom, you win this one. We’re going to pay you 6/8 of the money we earned from our creations instead of 5/8.”
Lana and Dahlia were shot out of a barrel cannon and sent to Peach’s Castle
Lana: “Whew! That was fun.”
Dahlia: “Look at what’s on the news, Peach!”
Peach: “Huh?”
Mario: “Mama Mia!”
Swanky Kong was on TV
Swanky: “Swanky Kong here, reporting that the Bowser Flags have become widely popular in the Jungle Kingdom due to Dahlia and Lana’s creative thinking. Some people may still be scarred by Bowser colonizing our kingdom, but at least we found a use for the flags that remind us of his reign.”
Milo: “So?”
Peach: “OK, I won’t destroy the flags from Bowser’s Kingdom. But keep in mind you didn’t win yourselves. The MVPs of saving Bowser flags were your cousins Dahlia and Lana.”
Lana: “So, Aunt Peach?”
Milo: “You lost the bet. And we get to keep 3/8 of the money from our adventures, although you should’ve still been grateful that we still give you more than half of the money we earn from our adventures.”
Peach: “Well, that was just a bet. I was still grateful, but I wanted to discipline you.”
Milo: “And hey! New Donk City is now using many layers of Bowser Flags to make emergency bridges under bridges that connect twin towers together!”
Peach: “Where did you get that fro-“
Milo: he showed Peach a newspaper “Don’t think that came out of nowhere. I subscribed to the New Donk Times newspaper.”
Peach: “Well at least people won’t die when a bridge falls apart.”
Milo: “Another use added to the list!”
The End!
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