He Sees You When You're Sleeping

I always loved Christmas, i was of course waiting up to see "Santa Claus" my sister told me he wouldn't come if i wasn't sleeping, i told her she was full of it, she gave me the pissed off look when i make her mad, she fell asleep before i did, i was trying to stay awake and around 10:00am i was barely awake until my cell phone started ringing, it scared the crap out of me it was my girlfriend "Annebelle" she started screaming i asked her what was wrong she told me something that started to scare me, she said she heard loud foot steps in her living room by her fireplace, i asked "Wait Was It Santa?" she said she had no idea, we talked until 1:00pm i asked her if she wanted to stay the night with me she sighed in relief, her parents dropped her off she made eye contact with me, and said "Honey I'm So Freaking Scared" i tried to calm her down we laid in bed talking for hours, that was until we both heard the loud foot steps she started shaking, we took a peek in the living room from the hallway, we couldn't believe it standing in front of the Christmas tree and the fireplace was the one and only Santa Claus, we froze in shock by this he left three presents underneath the tree but i only have one sister i thought to myself "Is The Third One For Annebelle?" well it turns out it was for her, we went back to bed, the next morning we walked into the living room to hear my parents talking about what a cute couple me and annebelle are, we looked at each other and she started to blush, they told us to open our gifts, my sister got the movie she had wanted for months now, what me and anebelle got we will never forget, what we got was the heads of annebelle's parents she started screaming and crying, both me and my sister threw up on the floor, my parents was frozen in fear me and annebelle cuddled almost all day, later that night it was 12:00pm me and annebelle got into bed, still scared about what happened, she asked "Can We Cuddle Some More It Kinda Sooths Me" i said "Yeah Honey" after about 3 minutes for the first time in the 2 years of being a couple annebelle kissed me i blushed very bad, as she rolled over to her side she seen a note that read "How Cute The First Kiss And By The Way I See You When You're Sleeping" we was so scared at this, we finally got to sleep but around 1:00am we was woken up by a deep voice that said "Ho Ho Ho" the next morning my parents told annebelle to move in with us, she smiled and said "He Cuddled With Me All Night And Our First Kiss Happened" i smiled and blushed but before my parents took down the inflatable Santa on the roof we saw something in our front yard, it was the corpse of my friend Aaron's cat i saw something was wrong, well of course it was all wrong, i mean the cat's stomach was peeled open and his organs was not organs, the cat's stomach was filled with candy canes with another note that read "Hope You Guys Get Fall More In Love PS I Know When You're Awake" me and annebelle told aaron about his cat, he started to cry i looked at him and said "Everything Will Be Alright Man" he said "Thanks Man" me and annebelle look back on this moment a lot, and we cuddle a lot more, but we can't get away from this, just today annebelle asked me something....well weird she asked "Honey Do You Love Me?" i said "With All My Heart" we made out for about 30 seconds that's when we seen a note on the table that read "You Better Not Pout I'm Telling You Why" but turns out it was just aaron trolling us he called me and said "Oh My God You Fell For It" me and annebelle sighed in relief and said "Good One Dude" a massive migraine came on annebelle said "Want To Cuddle? It Might Help And We Can Talk" i smiled at her and said "You're So Beautiful" she blushed, my sister came in and said "You Alright Bro" as she handed me a cold wash rag to put over my head, i said "Thanks Sis" she said "There Is A Note In The Bathroom" i lifted the wash rag off of my head and said "Umm Lynn What Does It Say?" She Said "It Said He Sees You When You're Sleeping" annebelle said "Wait What?" i looked outside to see a hanging corpse of a deer his face was ripped open his eyes had knifes through them his mouth was pouring blood, me and annebelle finally went to sleep, but wake up to see a Santa Claus doll singing a slowed down vernight Annebelesion of "Jingle Bell Rock" the madness finally ended and me annebelle and did nothing that night but cuddle, my sister said "Goodnight Bro Love You And Goodnight Annebelle" and i said "Right Back At You Sis" annebelle said "Goodnight Lynn" and we finally got to live in peace, and annebelle said "I Love You So Much" i said "I Love You So Much Too Annebelle" and i got a call from aaron he told me he heard hooves on his roof
Category:Christmas
Category:Music
Category:Beings