Ristarpg 7: Archfiend Campaigners

==Overview==
Ristarpg 7: Archfiend Campaigners is the seventh game in the ristarpg series. It is the direct sequel to Ristar 31: Street Spirit. The name of the game is a dual reference to Yu-Gi-Oh and Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure which is very cool. Oddly enough this game came out before Ristarpg 6. This is because the developers were working on both at the same time and ristarpg 6 missed it’s deadline and had to be delayed whereas Ristarpg 7 was already complete. In australia the numbers were swapped between them so 6 was 7 and 7 was 6 to reflect the order they were released.
==Gameplay==
The gameplay is like a persona game. Now i don’t know persona at all but that’s what it’s like okay? You go about your daily life in the prison, there’s no romance but there is combat. 
Each of the possible party members has what is called a Man’d which is not a stand but a man’d. It is like a regular human man but he stands behind you and does things.
===Party Members===
====ORS’ Story====
Ristar:
Main character of the game. 
Man’d: Bernee Sacomee
Can explode causing big damage but is gone for the rest of battle and doesn’t come back till the next one.
Sonic:
That blue blur.
Man’d: Sonicman
Is quite speed. Allows sonic to move fast and, though not as fast as his normal running speed, it’s still decently fast.
Oruto:
The star goddess herself, disguised to look like a ristar.
Man’d: Green Ghoul
A normal man wearing normal clothes but he has green body paint all over. His power is to yell pretty loud and then everyone is all like “what?”.
Loud Ristar:
Big fan of green ghoul
Man’d: Radiohead
[FUNNY JOKE WARNING] Thom body wansth told me (<--funny joke)
Ghost Shadow Ristar: 
The bongosexual we all know and love, back from the dead and better than ever.
Man’d: Black Panther
Black Panther’s power is that it’s fuckin black panther dude he kinda rocks
Bongotrance:
.jpg monkey
Man’d: DK DONKEY KONG
You know him well.
Baker Dedededede:
Got a new de. The main villain from ristar x. He just wandered into space prison after he was told he couldn’t beat ristar. No relation to baker dededede
Man’d: Brock O’Bama
power is to unexplode things, such as Bernee Sacomee
Blocky & Docky:
The classic duo returns. Because of the sexual themes, they caused the game’s rating to go from E (Everyone people) to E2 (every two people).
Man’d: PeanutButterGamer & Projared
It’s just them
Big Big Penguin:
Oh yeah baybeeeeeee you know who it is, yeah you do
Man’d: Big Big Man
A large big man, has the proportions of a normal normal man
====Radical Red Ristar Story====
Radical Red Ristar:
You think he’s communist? Marxist? Maybe.
Man’d: Spiritual Hero
Clears you're view of all the shit, now you can only see non-shit substances. Good luck in the shit stage
Miss Yistar Ytar:
oh yeah it’s all coming together
Man’d: Wendy
Wendy’s nuts gonna be in you're face AHAHUH
Dark Ristar:
Heterosexually challenged
Man’d: Graybar
An entire gay bar on wheels, power is to turn you gay if you get trapped inside
Stand: Phantom Limb
It’s gay. Your gay.
== Script ==
=== ORS’ Story ===
==== Opening Cutscene ====
The scene opens with ORS (Oruto, Ristar, Sonic) all in handcuffs in the back of a police spaceship.
Sonic: this is outrageous, it’s unfair. We didn’t do anything wrong. Why would we kill our friend?
Ristar: and why did they say Oruto was wanted? There must be some kind of mixup.
Oruto: I don’t know but this is quite the set back. Who knows who else could disappear while we’re gone.
In the distance, you can start to see a large spacecraft anchored to a nearby planet.
Ristar: what is that?
Police Officer: your new home for the next 900 years! The Space Prison.
Ristar: 900 years? And i wanted to start a family.
Sonic: we won’t be trapped there for 900 years. We must escape.
Oruto: sonic maybe you shouldn’t have said that right in front of the officer.
Police: it’s okay, no one has ever escaped this prison! Not one!
Ristar: well that cant be right
They reach the prison and are escorted inside.
Warden: welcome to the space prison idiots i hope you die
Sonic: im gonna kill you
Warden: ohoohohoho yeah right
They walk into the main commons of the prison. Everyone stops and looks at them. An odd looking fellow with a skull mask and a lab coat walks out. Everyone sees him and then quickly go back to what they were doing. The skull mask man walks up to ORS.
===== Cringe Dialogue Start =====
???: Well, well, well what do we have here? New blood?
Sonic: yeah and who are you supposed to be? Dr. Concussion? (laugh)
???: You can call me Science Cultist. And watch how you speak to me. I’m in a bit of an authoritative position around here.
Oruto: oh shut up. You’re in here just like the rest of us.
Science Cultist: oh im no ordinary prisoner you’ll find
Oruto: a rock amongst dirt?
Science Cultist: more like a diamond in the rough
Sonic: we’re not afraid of you, now buzz off before i kick your ass!
Ristar: hey guys chill out! we just got here lets not make enemies so fast!
Science Cultist: yes listen to your friend he is smart. in fact he reminds me of someone i know, and you too, uh? (he gestures to Oruto)
Oruto: it’s oruto
Sonic: the name’s sonic
Ristar: and im ristar
Science Cultist: oh the famous ristar? ive heard so much about you. including your death.
Ristar: yeah well you shouldnt believe everything you hear
Science Cultist: good advice, i like to see for myself. You being here will be very interesting Ristar.
Sonic: yeah well we wont be here for long
SC: youre an arrogant one
Sonic: and what if i am?
Oruto: guys come on lets leave this clown to his circus
SC: you’ll find out very soon that things are not as simple as you think
Sonic: okayyy fucko you can
Ristar: fucko right off
Sonic: yes thank you ristar *bitch*
===== Cringe Dialogue End? =====
They all walk to their cells. A man is standing in front of them.
???: fresh squeezes, pay up
Oruto: what do you mean pay up?
???: welcome to taxes idiots. you want in your cell, you gotta pay.
Sonic: who do you think you are? and what if i just beat you up then what?
Space Guard 3: Im space guard 3! And if you beat me up then someone else will make you pay perhaps space guard 4, i’m just doing my job. Plus you couldnt beat me up anyway scrawny spikefick.
Sonic: okay thats it!
Sonic spin dashes into Space Guard 3 knocking him out. Nearby prisoners hear the commotion and run over to where ORS is.
Ristar: now you’ve done it!
Many prisoners gather around the group and a few bigger fellows step in front of them.
Oruto: here we go
???: now what do you guys think you’re doing
Ristar: uh yeah i dont know them
???: nice try
Sonic: who are you guys supposed to be?
???: we’re the muscle around here
Sonic: ok and
The Muscle: you beat up one of our collectors
Sonic: yeah cause he pissed me off and we dont owe you anything
The Muscle: well now you do say goodnight!
???: stop right there!
The Muscle: oh no not these guys
Several more people step forward, all looking particularly threatening.
Oruto: why are there so many weird people here
Ristar: wait those arent just any weird people! I know them!
???: long time no see ristar
Sonic: who are they?
Ristar: Blocky & Docky, Bongotrance, and Big Big Penguin!
Bongotrance: yeah and we’re here to help you out 
Big Big P: oh yeah babyy time to get this muscle outta here
The Muscle: damn last time these guys got in our way it didn’t end good for us
The Muscle: this time it’s different. We’re stronger! We can take them!
A muscle takes a step back and cocks his fist. Sonic steps forward. The muscle throws his fist.
Sonic: you’re too slow i bet
The fist comes faster than sonic was expecting. He gets hit hard and thrown onto the ground.
Oruto: oh no sonic!
The Muscle: weakling
The muscles then turns to ristar and gets ready for another attack.
Bongotrance: not on my watch!
As the muscle throws his punch towards ristar, bongotrance steps in front and the muscle’s fist is stopped by some force.
Bystander: hey why’d his punch stop?
The Muscle: not this again! There’s something invisible that stopped my punch!
Bongotrance: haha
Oruto: it’s not invisible! Just as he punched, a large monkey appeared and caught it!
Blocky: Wait you guys can see him?
Ristar: yeah i can see him too
Sonic: so can i
Blocky: that must mean…
Bongotrance: this is my power! It is a Man’d! It’s name? 「DK DONKEY KONG」
Ristar: a Man’d?
Bongotrance: yes a Man’d
Oruto: wait i think ive heard of these! They’re these men that grant you some magical power but they’re invisible unless you have your own!
Ristar: wait so then if we can all see bongotrance’s man’d, then we must have men too, right?
Bongotrance: that would seem to be the case
The Muscle: enough talking!
A muscle steps forward.
Muscle: i may not be able to see your man’d or whatever but ive trained to fight it anyway!
Bongotrance: good luck
The muscle  throws a punch but it’s blocked by dk donkey kong. Dk donkey kong starts a series of attacks. A punch, an elbow, and a knee. All connecting. The muscle is knocked down. Meanwhile sonic stands back up with a determined look in his eyes.
The Muscle: im not through with yet!
The muscle stands up. Dk donkey kong throws a punch. The muscle closes his eyes and he catches the punch.
Bongotrance: not possible!
The Muscle: this is the result of my training! I can hear the movements of your stand!
Bongotrance: yeah well try this! Jungle Frenzy!
Dk donkey kong punches with incredible speed. The muscle once again closes his eyes. He dodges or blocks every single movement.
Bongotrance: oh no!
The muscle: aha!
The muscle punches through dk donkey kong and hits bongotrance knocking him down.
Bongotrance: agh no
The muscle: time for the final blow
Sonic: not on my watch!
The muscle: huh?
All of the sudden  sonic starts moving kinda fast.
Blocky: wow he’s moving a little above average speed! He’s pretty quick like that huh?
Ristar: no his normal speed is much much faster something special and epic is happening
Oruto: no look! It’s a man’d!
As sonic is running you can see a Man’d which looks like a guy wearing some sort of sonic cosplay.
The muscle: i cant see where he’s going he’s moving somewhat fast!
Sonic: this my power! This is my man’d! 「Sonicman」!!
Sonic runs around The Muscle at a fairly quick pace. He keeps turning to see where he is and gets dizzy and falls over. Bongotrance stand up.
Bongotrance: This is my part! Donkey Punch!
DK DONKEy KONG winds up a big donkey sized punch and fucking kills the muscle turning him into a blue coin.
Ristar: aw nice
Bongotrance: yeah thats how we do, nice man’d sonic!
Sonic: thanks it seems to allow me to move kinda fast
Bongotrance: yeah thats sweet!
The rest of the muscle start backing into the crowd.
The Muscle: this ain’t over yet! Just wait till we tell him about this! You guys are dead!
Oruto: who’s him?
Bongotrance: the one in charge of this whole operation
Ristar: operation?
Blocky: the man who controls the prison from the inside
Sonic: who is he? Just say his name!
Bongotrance: we dont know his name, and even if we did, we wouldn’t be allowed to say it. That’s what they say at least.
Ristar: guys i think i just thought of our way out of here
Sonic: you mean by going through him?
Ristar: yeah
Blocky: what do you mean go through him?
Ristar: just politely ask him to let us out
Sonic: and if he says no, then we kick his ass with our men!
Bongotrance: you guys are crazy, theres no way you could even get to him, let alone “kic his ass”
Oruto: what do you mean theres no way we could “get to him”
Bongotrance: no one has ever been able to get close enough to see him, let alone “kic his ass”
Sonic: “Kick”! it’s “Kick”! not “kic”
Oruto: hmm
Blocky: except of course the people who work for him
Bongotrance: yeah but not just anyone who works for him, it has to be someone who’s real high up in his rank
Ristar: that gives me an idea
Sonic: you thinking we could infiltrate his ranks to get to him
Bongotrance: that would never work
Oruto: yeah i gotta go with Bongotrance here
Ristar: it’s our only option! What do we have to lose
They have many things to lose.
Sonic: yeah what do we have to lose? Nothing plus ill run in there with my man’d and they’ll see me coming but they’ll be at least a little surprised by my speed
Oruto: ok so how do we do this
Blocky: we need info we dont even know how you become one of his thugs in the first place
Ristar: i think i know
Oruto: what? How?
Ristar: it’s probably that science cultist guy
Bongotrance: hmm it could be, i dont know what his actual job is just that he’s very high rank
Ristar: if he’s such high rank then what’s he doing hanging around the prison commons all the time?
Sonic: i dont know im usually really smart and clever but i dont know what you’re getting at
Ristar: i think he’s recruiting
Big Big Penguin: oh yeah im here babyy right here for you and yeaaah
Bongotrance: him recruiting actually makes sense
Ristar: so you guys think we should try and figure out if he can recruit us?
Oruto: we’re gonna need disguises
Sonic: no we dont watch this!
Sonic runs towards the prison commons.
Oruto: dangit what is he doing!
Bongotrance: he’s using his Man’d
Blocky: i could almost catch up with him but not quite
Ristar: he’s just a little faster than us
===== Cultist Fight =====
Oruto: well while sonic does whatever hes doing lets go get some disguises!
Bongotrance: i have no idea where we’re gonna get that kind of stuff
Big Big Penguin: oh just you see babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can know everything _!!!_-
Loud Ristar: hello i am ristar but loud whats up
Bongotrance: oh shit whats up Loud Ristar
Ristar: ooo loud ristar i like th sound of that
Loud Ristar: i know just the guys to kill to get some disguises
They go to the cultist break room.
Cultist Guy: huh who are these fools
Ristar: go! 「BERNEE SACOMEE」
Cultist Guy explodes and bits go everywhere.
Blocky: nice ristar cool man’d
Ristar: yeah, i know
Oruto: how are we gonna make a disguise if you just blew him up
Ristar: aw fuck
Loud Ristar: yeah well i know i guy (he beeps someone)
???: hey whats up need something unexploded?
Ristar: wait a minute i know you
Baker Dedededede: yep its me, been a while
Ristar: oh wow
Baker Dedededede: hey hows the school
Ristar: dont ask about that
Baker: okay okay fine lemme just 「BROCK O’BAMA」 i assume its this guy who seems to have been exploded
Loud Ristar: yep
Brock O’Bama unxplodes the guy bernee sacomee exploded.
Oruto: nice and hes still dead too
Cultist Bro: HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING
Oruto: oh uh we were just unexploding this guy, wont his family be glad they can have an open casket funeral?
Cultist Bro: oh thanks yeah
Ristar: i was the one who exploded him
Cultist Bro: hey what the fuck man im gonna kill you
Ristar: AH HELP BLOCKY
Blocky: alright yeah me and docky are gonna go use our man’d over here
Bongotrance: gross
???: hey i got this
Ristar: woah, no way
Oruto: oh god this guy scares me
Bongotrance: no way Shadow Ristar?
Ghost Shadow Ristar: yep
Loud Ristar: i beeped him
Ghost Shadow Ristar: go 「BLACK PANTHER」
Cultist Bro: hey thats not fair (diesi)
Oruto: alright we’ve been here too long, lets catch up with sonic
===== Back in the Common Area =====
Sonic runs up to Science Cultist.
Sonic: hey science cultist i mean uh who are you hey anyway i can get a little higher in the ranks of this prison not that there’s anything weird going on with like who’s in charge or anything 
Science Cultist: do you think i dont recognize you? You’re one of ristar’s crew
Sonic: no thats not me who’s rigar or whatever his name is you’re thinking of someone else
Science Cultist: oh you’re right i must be thinking of the other blue hedgehog
SOnic: im not a hedgehog im a rat
Science Cultist: oh right okay well i must admit that you did run up here sorta fast maybe a little faster than i could run
Sonic: so you noticed my epic speed 😏 (crosses arm)
Science Cultist: that’s one of those uh what were they called, Hands yes?
Sonic: yep hands its like a big hand that gives you powers
Science Cultist: yes i have one too
Sonic: what’s it called?
Science Cultist: i dont know
Sonic: cool
Science Cultist: alright well i guess i will recruit you whats your name?
Sonic: Im sonic
Science Cultist: that’s weird the blue hedgehog was named sonic too i think you’re trying to trick me
Sonic: oh did i say sonic i meant uh shmonic
Science Cultist: no
Ristar: woah woah woah what are you doing here shponic?!
Sonic: (whispering) shmonic
Ristar: Shmonic!
The whole gang walks up wearing poorly thrown together disguises.
Ristar: what are you doing shmonic this guy is dangerous
Oruto: yeah what are you trying to do? Die?
Science Cultist: oh! My Lord what are you doing here?
Oruto: huh?
Science Cultist: oh excuse me
Science Cultist kneels in front of the disguised oruto.
Science Cultist: my lord what is it you require of me, surely there must be some big reason for you to leave your chamber
Ristar: i think he thinks you’re his boss
Oruto: oh yes you must recruit these people they show great promise
Oruto gestures to Ristar, Sonic, BongoTrance, Big Big Engine, and block & docky.
Science Cultist: okay done mister master
==== Meanwhile, At Castle Ristar ====
Radical Red Ristar is sitting on the couch watching Jojo when there is a knock at the door. He gets up and walks to the door.
???: hello? Is this castle ristar?
RRR: uh who are you? Wait… you look familiar. Have we met before?
???: I don’t think so, who are you? You look like ristar but red and rad
RRR: I’m radical red ristar, one of ristar’s friends
???: Im Miss Yistar Ytar, Ristar’s girlfriend
RRR: wait i do know you! Years ago! In new york!
Yistar: im sorry i dont recognize you, and ristar only has one friend, Repentacle Dtar. Where is he?
RRR: wait repentacle… Dtar? Wasnt that his name in the Ristar Movie?
Yistar: what ristar movie
RRR: the one where ristar and repentacle stop dark ristar with emotion rays
Yistar: that  movie  wasnt a  movie that movie was real life
RRR: wait a minute you were in that movie! And you’re dressed how she is in the movie! What is going on here?
Yistar: I’m confused
RRR: Yistar how did you get here
Yistar: lets see um well i had this weird dream. I woke up in my bed and there was this big light and a voice and it said “hello yistar it’s me god im real walk into the light and you will become canon” and i did and then i woke up on the streets of new york
RRR: and this happened?
Yistar: about a year ago
RRR: yistar i dont think that was a dream
Yistar: so what happened
RRR: god made you canon, i knew a different yistar who disappeared many years ago
Yistar: huh
RRR: here i have the movie lets watch it
They sit down and watch the movie
Yistar: ah memories, so anyway where’s ristar?
RRR: oh uh ristar’s uh dead
Yistar: what? NO! HOW?
RRR: uh he was killed by harribo’s boss
Yistar: who is harribo?
RRR: a lion who was a good guy but now he’s working for someone evil
Yistar: who is he working for?
RRR: we dont know
Yistar: I’m gonna go find out
RRR: what?
Yistar: im gonna go investigate and ask around in the streets to find out who the boss is
RRR: you think you can?
Yistar: i think i can
RRR: well okay im not gonna stop you
Yistar: ill be back, maybe soon, maybe not but ill be back with more information
RRR: i wish you luck
Yistar leaves to go on her quest. Now that RRR is alone he goes back to the tv and picks up the remote.
RRR: lets watch something else
RRR presses a long and complicated series of buttons on the tv. Suddenly, the tv slides out of place revealing a trap door with a glowing lock on it. He uses his powers to unlock it and jumps down.
He lands in a room which is almost completely dark. You couldn’t tell how big it is. I know you think you could but you can’t so stop thinking about it. The only lighte comes from a dim white light surrounding what seems to be a table. The light also casts on a number of chairs around the table. There are 7 chairs, 3 on each side and 1 at the far end.
RRR sits in the front most chair on the left side. Looking closer, you could see that there are several buttons on the table in front of the chair. He presses one of them and a speaker somewhere starts playing a ringing sound like from a phone. 
As soon as RRR presses the button a red light shoots up from the floor around his chair. Slowly, and one by one, lights shoot up from the other chairs. Blue across from RRR, Green to his left, Purple across from Green, Cyan left of Green, Yellow across from Cyan, and finally White at the end. You could see the faint silhouette of a ristar at each seat, though they appear to be holograms. RRR glances to the corner for a moment, then the person in the white light starts to speak.
White: Alright now that we are all here, why have you called this meeting, Radical Red?
RRR: i called this meeting to discuss the person responsible for the time erasure
White: Okay, Pompous Purple, you are the head of this investigation, so what information do you have?
Pompous Purple Ristar: well i dont know his current location but i do know more about his identity. He’s going by “Mr. Egg” but I don’t believe that is his real name. And the egg exterior is a ploy too, his real form hides inside.
RRR: you ran into some trouble yeah?
PPR: yeah i ran into some trouble with mel gibson and sunglasses but luckily Bodacious Blue came to save me.
BBR: yeah no problem. I like how you say you had trouble with mel and sunglasses but not feel.
PPR: feel is a good person they were manipulated by the other two
GGR: do you think mel and sunglasses are evil?
PPR: no i think they just hate us, if they knew what i was trying to do then i think they would be on our side.
Cyan: so what do you think this “mr egg” is trying to do by erasing time?
PPR: this is something i know for sure. He is trying to destroy all ristars. Including us.
RRR: does he know about us?
PPR: us? Probably not, but you Radical red? He probably does.
RRR: he might not i dont even know if harribo knows i exist
PPR: that’s true
GGR: is harribo still alive?
RRR: yeah ristar just broke his legs
GGR: okay
BBR: speaking of ristar, where is he?
RRR: hes in the space prison right now
GGR: yes i heard about this, he’s with sonic and another ristar who is green
White: have they been causing trouble?
GGR: yes they’re trying to escape
Cyan: what are you gonna do?
GGR: im gonna let them
PPR: dont they still think you’re evil?
GGR: yeah and they still think my name is gay green ristar
White: wait you said they’re with a green ristar? There are no green ristar’s that are unaccounted for in the database
GGR: really? Thats weird
RRR: oh yeah thats not a ristar thats Oruto in disguise
GGR: Oruto?! What’s she doing with them?
RRR: sonic called to her with his tome of favors and they were discussing the time erasure when grey ristar was sent to the n-zone
Yellow: tell me, does oruto have any suspicions on who it could be
RRR: she thought it was one of us and was about to say who before i cut her off
Yellow: hm interesting
White: well i think that this meeting is about finished, would you agree radical red?
RRR: yes i just wanted an update on everything
PPR: ill continue to investigate and look for “mr egg’s” location
BBR: you know im ready to help you with anything
RRR: me too
GGR: and what should i do about ORS?
PPR: ORS?
GGR: Oruto, Ristar, Sonic. Its the name ive come up with for their little group. The name’s are in order of coolness
RRR: well i dont know if oruto is cooler than ristar but sonic is definitely the least cool of all of them
Yellow: i fucking hate sonic
White: his games suck too
RRR: yeah sonic was never good
GGR: so uh what should i do about ORS?
PPR: oh yeah sorry got a little distracted, i say help them escape if they’re trying to stop mr egg as well. I’m not gonna help them though they gotta do their shit on their own.
RRR: i dont know they could help
PPR: im not saying they cant help me but im not going out of my way to help them
RRR: well we’ll see how things turn out i guess
WWR: alright this meeting is over now yes?
RRR: yep
WWR: alright signing off
YYR: signing off
CCR: signing off
PPR: signing off
GGR: signing off
BBR: signing off
RRR: signing off
==== Back at the PSace PRsion ====
Science Cultist: alright ristar, sonic, bongotrance, block & docky, and big big penguin have all been registered as a part of the gang, what now master?
Oruto: okay now go die
Science Cultist: what? Why?
Oruto: i hate you go die
Science: cultist nooooooo (dies)
(dies)
Oruto: im a genius
Bongotrance: sick
A interesting looking fellow with a necklace that has a green star around his neck approaches the group suddenly.
???: excuse me
Ristar: who are you?
???: they call me The Other
Sonic: what do you want lil bitch boy? You want to fight
The Other: please dont call me lil bitch boy (he cries)
Sonic: you know what? You’re such a loser (he stabs him)
The Other goes AHHHH
The Other: but listen to my dying words
Sonic: no
(he stamps his face in smush smush smush and all that)
SOnic: fuckingh hate peple like that
Another guy walks up who looks just like The Other.
???: Hi im An Other
Sonic: NOOOO
An Other: i have important things to say so please listen to me
Sonic: fine
An Other: the master would like to see you
Ristar: the master?
An Other: the leader of this prison
Oruto: uh im the leader of this prison
An Other: no the true leader would like to see you
Ristar: uh oh
An Other: your little game has gone on long enough
Bongotrance: its been 15 minutes
An Other: LONG ENOUGH
Sonic: so whats your game? Taking us right into a trap i bet!
An Other: the master simply wants to talk
Sonic: yeah fucking right put your dukes up right now ill beat you up like your tiny small extremely little friend
An Other: hes not that small come on man
Oruto: guys i think we should go see who this master is 
Ristar: yeah im curious
Sonic: fine lets go see him
They’re walked deep into the space prison to a large room with a big throne which stands 10 ft high with a base made of skulls. At the top in the throne sits none other than 
???: haha hello again its me! Gna-
Ristar: Gay Green Ristar! I should have known!
GGR: yes its me
GGR moves his gaze to Oruto.
GGR: you shouldn’t be here
Oruto changes back to her normal form.
Oruto: neither should you
Sonic: so what did you want to talk about you big loser
Bongotrance: relax Sonic dont end his carrere
Sonic: you’re right im too fresh right now splatoon on the track bitch you know i insure with afflack
GGR: whoaaa please stop
Ristar: not cool man
GGR: i actually think i just would like to talk to Oruto privately
Oruto: okay
Oruto and GGR go into a back room for several minutes before coming out.
Sonic: so whats up?
GGR: we just had sex
Oruto: he’s letting us go also no we didnt
Ristar: he’s gay so i believe you oruto
GGR: asuka face
Trey: what does that mean
Ristar: so we get to go?
GGR: yes
Ristar: alright 
(they leave
Sonic: oh wait i almost forgot
Sonic’s eyes begin to glow red and his face appears to turn to stone. His head turns 180 degrees very slowly and makes a sound like stone sliding on stone. In an instant he fires a red laser from his eyes back at the space prison and (dramatic irony) it hits and instantly vaporizes the warden of the prison. This has no bearing on anything whatsoever.
Ristar: what the fuck
Sonic: what
Oruto: what the heck what was that
Sonic: huh?
Oruto: nevermind
ORS heads back to Castle Ristar.
==== Back at Castle Ristar ====
RRR: hey guys you’re back wow i would have never expected you to be back so soon
SOnic: i know we’re fucking so awesome and cool
Ristar : we’re not fucking
Sonic” so awesome and cool YESFAcking awesome and cool
RRR: so whats up
Oruto: well the person who i thought was behind this time erasure is in fact not the culprit, but i think first we have to go save grey ristar
RRR: oh yeah thats right well you guys can go i cant
Ristar: what why not
RRR: wedding
Sonic: you’re getting married?
RRR: no my brother is
Ristar: im your brother
RRR: my other brother
Ristar: oh okay
Oruto: so grey ristar is in ghost town right?
RRR: no hes in the n zone probably
Oruto: thats not what it said in the post game section of the ristar 31 wiki page
RRR: that was a trick put there by harribo
Oruto: oh okay so what is the n zone
RRR: its the place where everything and nothing exists all at once and everything forgotten ends up there
Ristar: so how do we get there
RRR: i dont know but i do know that it exists between all dimensions
Sonic: lets just go ask random people on the street
Ristar: good idea sonic!
RRR: thats a dumb idea
Sonic: shut up your brother is getting married
Ristar: yeah so you dont get to talk
RRR: frowns
Sonic: what a IDIOT
Ristar: ristars head grows slightly for a few frames then goes back to normal size
Oruto: what just happened
Later, when on the street.
ORS is walking around looking for people who might be able to help them.
Sonic walks up to a  random woman and gets right up in her face. He takes a big breath in.
Sonic: T̷̨̞͖̪̮̱̩͐͗̇̇̾H̷̹͙̤̹͎̹̺̐̂̑͋Ė̵͎̗̭̯̲͗ ̵̛̙̑̀̓̇͜͝N̶͍̣͍̠͇͠ ̶̭̻̘͉͖̏Z̵̟̗̞̹͈̀̒̑͜O̸͖̮͎͐N̴͕̹̗̰̯̩̏͑̽Ȩ̶̛̻͖̲̪͆̕?̵̱͕̟͋̅
The woman perishes instantly.
Sonic: what a bitch
Oruto: im literally a goddess but yet you find ways to terrify me
A guy with a nose piercing (scary) walks up to the group.
Random Guy: excuse me but i overheard you talking about the n zone?
Ristar: AHHHH a nose piercing! Nuh uh! Not my son!
Sonic: yeah what could you possibly know about the n zone? You’re wearing a flamin hot cheetos choker
RG: i dont know much about the n zone but i do know its the space between dimensions
Oruto: yeah we know that too already dumb ass
RG: hey i wasnt finished you dont gotta be so rude
Ristar: hey this guy isnt scary hes just a little bitch
RG: :( anyway i think you should try going to the Dimension Juice Bar
Sonic: the WHAT
RG: the dimension juice bar is a place with a bunch of dimension juice pools used for going between dimensions
Ristar: hmm okay i guess that would be a good place to start
RG: yeah exactly
Oruto: alright thank you
They go to the Dimension Juice Bar.
==== In the Dimension Juice Bar ====
Ristar: wow this place is so cool! Are all these pools different dimensions?
???: Yes every one of these pools leads to a dimension
Sonic: really? All of them? 
???: yes all of them
Sonic: what about that one
???: yes that one goes to Ghost town
Sonic: and that one?
???: The real world
Sonic: and that one?
???: the gigaverse
Sonic: and that one?
???: The Jiggaverse
Sonic: and that one?
???: the biggaverse
Sonic: and that one?
???: the N-
Sonic: the n zone!
???: no i was gonna say something else
Sonic: which one goes to the n-zone
???:nah this aint football kid
Oruto: okay you two stop wasting time, who are you anyway?
???: oh me? Im someone you know very well
Out of the darkness, a person rolls on a wheelchair.
Ristar: HARRIBO!
Harribo: yes aha it is me and im still evil
Sonic: oh god first the homosexuals and now the disabled? This is getting out of hand!
Oruto: please shut up sonic
Ristar: i didnt expect you to come back after I broke your legs, they were your shining feature
Harribo: i dont care about my legs! I only care about getting rid of you ristar! Its all i want!
Ristar: how far you’ve fallen! It didnt have to be this way.
Harribo: shut up you sad bitch! Lets just get this over with. Time to die for real!
(they have an epic 8760 hour battle)
Ristar: its over harribo
Harribo: no i beg of you anywhere but there
Ristar: have fun in your new dimension motherfucker
Ristar pushes harribo off a ledge into a dimension juice pool. Harribo pops out but has been transformed into a gummy bear instead of a lion.
Harribo: Aw man! This sucks.
Harribo goes home.
Oruto: finally he is defeated for good
Ristar: now we just have to figure out how to get to the n-zone
Sonic: but none of these pools lead to the n-zone
Oruto: maybe we’re out of luck here
Sonic: im gonna kill that guy with the flamin hot cheetos choker and the NFT convention shirt
Ristar: now hold on guys, RRR never said the n-zone was a dimension, he said it was the space between dimensions
Sonic: well how are we supposed to get to the space between dimensions?
Oruto: Oh! I have an idea
Sonic: spit it out
Oruto: what if we hold hands and jump into different pools
Ristar: that might just work!
Sonic: now hold on, all these pools are too far apart except the ghost town and real world pools
Oruto: maybe we just have 2 of us go into the same one
Sonic: but what if that just takes us to the dimension the majority of us go into?
Ristar: why dont you two jump into those two pools and ill just go over and jump into the gigaverse one
Sonic: but your arms wont reach us from over there
Ristar: what do you mean?  my arms can stretch
Oruto: oh yeah
Sonic: what do you mean your arms can stretch??
Ristar: how did you not know this? Its like my thing
Sonic: ive never seen you do it
Ristar: well its like my secret weapon i guess
Sonic: oh your secret weapon huh?
Oruto: alright this doesnt matter lets all get into our places
Ristar: ok
The 3 of them position themselves by their respective pools and join hands.
Ristar: alright 3, 2, 1!
Sonic: here we go!
Oruto: what if we just die wouldnt that be funny
Sonic: no
They all leap into the pools. Their story will be continued in Ristar 33.
=== Radical Red Ristar’s Story ===
==== 1 Year Later, In Castle Ristar ====
Radical Red Ristar is sitting in the living room playing Botox Borat 4: Bedrock Is Unbreakable when there is a knock at the door.
RRR: Hello who is it?
Yistar (Time Skip Design): Hi Radical Red Ristar. I’m back!
RRR: oh my god Yistar its been what? A year? Hows it going?
Yistar: pretty good i’d say
RRR: you look different
Yistar: i am
RRR: what have you been up to?
Yistar: exactly what i said i’d be. Figuring out who Mr. Egg is. Where’s Ristar?
RRR: oh he along with Oruto and sonic left to go to the n-zone to save grey ristar not too long after you left.
Yistar: they still arent back yet?
RRR: no i can only assume they are facing some real trials and tribulations
Yistar: hmm i hope they’re okay
RRR: I’m sure they are. So what did you find out over this past year
Yistar: Mr. Egg is a pseudonym. His real form hides inside the shell.
RRR: what is his real name?
Yistar: The Shroud. His goal is to erase the existence of all ristars, but i couldnt find out why. I also learned where he lives.
RRR: and where is that?
Yistar: The Rocken Roller Building.
RRR: the second tallest in the city! No one could ever expect.
Yistar: i say we go pay him a little visit
RRR: (thinks for a second) you know what? I think thats a good idea.
Yistar: lets go then
RRR: (thinking to himself) *It’s crazy she was able to find all this out on her own. Not even PPR has figured all this out. This girl is something special.*
Suddenly, Dark Ristar runs up from the basement to the living room where Yistar and RRR are talking.
Yistar: AHHH Dark Ristar dont turn gay me please
Dark Ristar: huh? Who are you?
RRR moves his hands around as if he is talking. Dark ristar watches intently.
Dark Ristar: ah well mind if i come with? I got this new thing called a Man’d, lets me turn anyone gay and i wanna try it out
Yistar: sure i think we could use the help 
RRR: i thought you could already turn anyone gay
Yistar: also that man thing is cool i want one
RRR: we all have one
Yistar: oh sick
==== At the Rocken Roller Building ====
Yistar: well well well mr. The Shroud, you better get ready cause we’re coming to kick your ass and destroy your future
Dark Ristar: god this place looks so straight this shroud guy has got to be hetero
Yistar: yeah he is, a woman lover through and through
RRR: so he’s a man then?
Yistar: uh yeah?
RRR: okay i wasnt sure
Yistar: i figured it was obvious i mean his name is the shroud
RRR: what is that supposed to mean? Its not like the shroud is a common boys name. Like “oh what should we name him? Andrew, preston, james, maybe Brendan? Oooo or how about ‘The Shroud’” No. Nobody says that.
Dark Ristar: i named my son Sonk. and my nephews name is Dak.
RRR: thats so stupid
Yistar: i didnt know you had a brother Dark Ristar
Dark Ristar: i dont
Yistar: what
The group walks in to the building and goes up to the front desk. RRR glances behind him at the revolving door and in the reflection of the glass sees a Purple Ristar but only for an instant. When he turns around the secretary at the desk is none other than Pompous Purple Ristar.
Dark Ristar: thats odd i swear a second ago the secretary looked completely different
RRR: uh no this is what they’ve always looked like
Dark Ristar: oh okay
PPR?: hello there what can i do for you guys?
Yistar: we’d like to meet with Mr. Egg immediately
PPR?: oh yes well it looks like he’s on the top floor so you can take the elevator right up and ill let him know you’re coming
Yistar: alright thanks
RRR snaps his fingers.
Dark Ristar: man i really have to go to the bathroom all of a sudden
Yistar: wow me too excuse me wheres the bathroom?
PPR rolls their eyes.
PPR: just over there to the left
Dark Ristar: thanks!
Yistar and Dark Ristar both hurry to the bathroom.
PPR: Well well well Red, what are you doing here?
RRR: since when is my doings any of your concern Purple?
PPR: look we all know that you’re the most likely to get in to trouble of all of us
RRR: yes and?
PPR: you haven’t left castle ristar in a year and now you randomly leave and come to the Rocken Roller Building?
RRR: well you heard Yistar. This is Mr. Egg’s or should i say “The Shroud’s” HQ
PPR: wait Mr. Egg… The Shroud? You found him?
RRR: yeah and no thanks to you Purple, it was all Yistar’s work
PPR: alright i admit ive been slacking but he’s been laying low for a while, i didnt think it was exactly pressing business
RRR: you think erasing time at this magnitude, sending people to the n zone, etc. is not pressing business?
PPR: well no i just… ugh
RRR: you’re lucky i dont make a complaint to YYR
PPR: sigh whatever just let me deal with this okay?
RRR: mmmmmm no
PPR: what?! Why not?! Its my case!
RRR: not anymore im taking charge now so stay out of our way
PPR: fine but you cant stop me from butting in if i feel it necessary
RRR: yes fine thank you purple im just glad to be finally dealing with this
RRR snaps his fingers. Dark Ristar and Yistar walk out of the bathroom.
Yistar: alright now that thats done, lets go get this guy!
DarK Ristar: alright! Im rather excited for this
==== The battle in the elevator ====
The three of them get in the elevator and press the button for the top floor.
Yistar: you guys ever played metal gear solid?
RRR: no but ive played metal gear 2
Yistar: metal gear solid 2?
RRR: no metal gear 2
Yistar: you’re making that up
RRR: no im not its real google it
??? (from a speaker in the elevator): snakestar! Snakestar its me! Gray Foxstar!
RRR: what huh
Gray Foxstar: hey you guys arent collectively snakestar! You gotta fight these 4 guys
Dark Ristar: what 4 guys
Gray Foxtstar: i dont know their called the umm i forget
RRR: the four horse starmen
Gray Foxstar: yeah that its- hey wait how did you know that?
RRR: its just like metal gear 2
Gray Foxtsra: yeah wait what
Yistar: what is going on
Gray foxstar: just fight these guys okay i gotta go
Four men enter the elevator from the ceiling and begin shooting with guns at party.
Yistar: agh we’re surrounded! How are we gonna beat these guys it 4 on 3 and they have guns!
Dark Ristar: well at least we also have guns
Yistar: what? i dont have a gun. Do you have a gun?
Dark Ristar: yeah of course i have a gun why wouldnt i
Yistar: RRR what about you?
RRR: no why would i need a gun i have epic powers and shit
Dark Ristar: well i have one so im gonna use it. Bim bam boom!!
Dark Ristar takes out one of the 4 star horsemen.
RRR: wait if this is like metal gear 2 we can easily manipulate the AI!
Yistar: what the fuck are you talking about
RRR: just- everybody gather in that empty corner over there
The 3 of them all crowd around in the one corner,
RRR: look its working
Dark Ristar: dude only one of them is shooting at us this is easy
Yistar: i cant believe this
RRR: now you can take them out one by one Dark Ristar
Dark Ristar: go 「GRAYBAR」turn them gay
Yistar: how many abilities do you have that turn people gay?
DArk ristar: all of them
Yistar: and what do you do now that they’re gay?
Dark Ristar: BANG i shoot em dead!!
Yistar: why did i expect that
==== First mr egg confrontation ====
The elevator arrives at Mr. Egg’s office
Yistar: Mr. Egg!
Mr. Egg: Hello.. Friends…,!
Yistar: i know who you really are, The Shroud!!
Mr. Egg: nope i am just mr egg
RRR: i dont think  so!
Mr. Egg: shoooooot! You guys figured e=me out^2
Dark Ristar: and now we’re gonna turn you gay!
RRR: yeah!
Dark Ristar: and shoot you so you die with my gun!
Yistar: thats right!
Mr. Egg: what did i do to make you guys so mad at me?!
Dark Ristar: you made up the nonsense while ristar was drifting through space!
Mr. Egg: haha yeah but that was funny so i think you should let me off the hook
Yistar: you KILLED ristar!!
Mr Egg: what? I didnt do that..
Yistar: ok i know but at one point i thought you did and it made me really upset!!
RRR: do you even like ristar?
Yistar: i think no
Mr. Egg: see im cool i do cool things
RRR: no you arent you sent gray risyar to the n zone you bitch
Mr. Egg: blah! Whatever! I hate ristars! Im gonna get rid of all you lot and theres nothing you can do to stop me!
Yistar: what did ristars ever do to you?
Mr. Egg: eh im not gonna tell you yet but just know it was really tragic!
Dark Ristar: oh great a tragic villain
RRR: lets just kill this guy and get it over with
Mr Egg: and on that note, bye!
Mr Egg escapes via a door that he was standing in front of and the door becomes super locked so they cant open it.
Yistar: damnit you super lock ! my arch nemesis created them!
RRR: um okay good to know i guess
==== Battle Against Mars Tar ====
A trap door opens from the ceiling and two ristar’s fall down.
???: mwahaha
RRR: huh? Hey isnt that garstar?
Dark Ristar: oh dang i forgot about that guy
Garstar stays lying on the ground, unmoving.
Mars Tar: you have correctly identified my partner Garstar! I am Mars Tar! And i will kill you dead!
Yistar: how come some ristars are working for mr egg?
Mars Tar: Ah i can answer that! Garstar was brainwashed to work for mr egg
Dark Ristar: and what about you?
Mars Tar: oh im only half ristar, also im evil
Dark Ristar: oh okay
Yistar: hey is garstar ok? Hes not moving
Mars Tar: do not worry about garstar! He will fight you after you have defeated me!
RRR:uh okay
Mars Tar: but i must warn you first, I am undefeatable!
Yistar: 3 on 1? Doesnt that seem a little unfair?
Mars Tar: oh yeah? Well check this out!
A clone of Mars Tar appears.
Dark Ristar: oh cool a clone guy this will be easy
RRR: even with the clone we still have the number advantage
Mars Tar: yeah i know but its at least a little more fair!
Yistar: i suppose im okay with it
Mars Tar and his clone lunge at Yistar.
Mars Tar: you dont have a choice!
Yistar: 「WENDY」, activtaet! daves single!
Wendy slaps big mars tar spinning him around.
Mars Tar: shit im all dizzy now annoying ass man’d!
Yistar: looks like this battle is ours!
Mars Tar: aha not quite my opponent! (he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pill)
RRR: some kinda power pill? Make him super powerful?
Dark Ristar: looks like dramamine to me
Yistar: OH NO NOT DRAMAMINE
RRR: calm down yistar
Mars Tar: scared? pussy mode? Activated perhaps?
Yistar: ill just have to push myself more than i thought i would. DAVES DOUBLE
Wnedy slaps mars tar once and spins him around, then a second slap the other way suddenly switching his spinning direction.
Mars Tar: bleughhhhhh throws up
Dark Ristar: oh nice!
Mars Tar’s vomit comes out as a deep maroon sludge, it starts flowing towards each of the heroes.
Yistar: huh what is this stuff (yistar touches it)
YISTAR: AHHHHHH FUCKKKK IT BURNED OFF MY WHOLE LEFT AND RIGHT HANDS
RR: jesus why would you touch it
Yistar: fuck good thing im neither left nor right handed. And dont call me jesus!
Dark Ristar: man fuck this shit greybar get rid of this stuff
Greybar slurps up all the tar attacking dark ristar with its big gay tongue.
GREAYBAR: yum!
ALl the tar drools out of greybar.
Dark Ristar: it didnt work?
All the tar that came out of h=grey=bar starts kissing and makin out of dark ristar
DR: oh no yeah it worked
RRR: damn what a power wish i could do that, lets see if i can deal with this stuff
Yistar: oh my god is it time??
RRR: yep time to find out
All (even you): IS  IT  SHIT!!!!!!?
RRR: 「SPIRITUAL HERO」SHIT E-RAYSER
The ability clears out all the tar. RRR smiles greatly
RRR: damn your ability sucks
DR&Y: ITS SHIT!
Mars Tar; fuckin.. Damnit your guys man’ds are so cool wish mine was that cool
Yistar: so do you have to throw up to activate yours, if so that sucks plus its so easily countered by spiritual hero which is not always useful at all
Mars Tar: huh? What? The tar is not my man’d ability
RRR: uh oh you havent even shown us your man’d ability already??
Mars Tar: huh no ive been using it this whole time
Yistar: WHAT
DR: oh youve got to be kidding me
RRR: fuck we’re gonna die in like a minute to it probably
Yistar: you’re kidding after we’ve made it all this way
Mars Tar: what no my man’d ability isnt that useful it just lets me see other man’ds
RRR:...
Yistar: uh cant you just see man’d automatically if you have one
DR: so it doesnt have an ability?
Mars Tar: no, its ability is that it lets me see EVERYONE’s man’d
RRR: like at all times always?
Yistar: oh that could be useful
Mars Tar: no i can only see them when they use them or something like that
DR: dude everyone with a man’d has that power
Mars Tar: yeah see i told you it sucked
Yistar: alright fine then im ending this
RRR: how? The single and double were both largely ineffective!
Yistar: then i guess ill just have to go one step further
RRR: fuck its that serious?
Yistar: i guess so
DR: if you’re doing what i think you’re doing i dont think thats a good idea
Mars Tar: *damn i think im almost dead* yeah i also think its a bad idea
Yistar: too bad! Here it comes! Daves TRIPLE AAAAGGHHHH
RRR: tha pain this move causes yistar is incredible its super painful
Mars Tar take the full force of three slaps, super duper spinning around all over
DR: jeez shes so powerful
Mars Tar stops spinning. And starts smiling.
Yistar: he survived??
MT: heh hehh hehhhh
RRR; no it cant be!
DR: it must be…
MT: thats right! The dramamine kicked in just in time!
Yistar: damn its been 2 hours since he took it already
DR: thats it greaybar make him grey i mean gey
Greybar: ok
Mars Tar: damn now im gay im fuckin killing myself
Mars Tar: jumps off the side of the building
RRR: very convenient
==== Battle Against Garstar ====
DR: now we just gotta deal with garstar then we can chase after mr egg
Yistar: god that took forever im just gonna fuck him up real quick DAVES QUADRUPLE
RRR: oh my god wont that kill you too?
Yistar: yes
RRR: im gonna throw this out there i dont think that you should use that move
Wendy slaps garstar around for a bit. garstar stays lying on the floor.
DR: damn hes invincible!
RRR; guys hold on
DR: only one thing to do! 10x GAYZEr BEAMMMM
garstar is bounced around the room kirby style, but in the end he still stays in tact somehow.
Yistar: dang i really thought that would work
RRR: hey guys maybe lets let garstar get a move in yeah?
DR: ugh what happened to you? You used to be my idol! You’re all serious and even considerate now, not the traits of the gay peopel i love!
RRR: idol huh?
DR: yeah remember ristar 0 you were so cool in that game
RRR: maybe one too many losses has had an effect on me
DR: ah the Ristar effect. That guy can be really annoying
RRR: sigh yeah. Wait how do you remember ristar0 you didnt exist yet?
DR: heh i have my ways
Yistar: hey guys look i think garstar is dead! I must have killed him
DR: You?! It was probably my attack that did it!
RRR: are you guys idiots? He was dead the whole time.
DR: what?! No it was my move
RRR: i really dont care
Mr Egg (in the distance): ahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHA. 
Yistar: guys i think i just heard mr egg laughing on the roof
RRR: yeah and it sounded pretty evil too. Lets go out and see!
DR: RAHAHAHAHA GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mr egg (from the roof): show off!
They run out to the balcony mars tar jumped off and look up at the roof where they can kinda see mr egg.
Yistar: i can kinda see mr egg
DR: lets get up there before he does something even more evil than his laugh!
==== Rocken Roller Roof ====
RRR: there he is! Im gonna go run and tackle him off the roof
Radical Red Ristar charges mr egg and leaps to tackle him but mr egg sidesteps him and he goes flying off the roof.
Mr Egg: well that takes care of one of you!
RRR (flying back up): you know i can fly right?
Mr Egg: yeah but i thought maybe you had lost that ability
RRR: why would i try that if i couldnt fly
Mr Egg: hey look im not saying it was high chance but imagine if it was true how cool and evil i would seem
DR: you cant deny that would seem pretty evil
RRR: okay fine i get it the risk was nothing but the reward would have been high
Mr egg: exactly! 
Yistar: hey Mr. mr egg whats the big red button over there?
Mr Egg: oh what? I dont remember only one way to find out!
Mr egg presses the button and the ground starts shaking.
Mr egg: oh yeah its my EVIL PLAN BUTTON MWAHAHA
DR: yistar why would you remind him maybe he would have forgot forever
RRR: somehow i dont think that would have been the case
Yistar: oh my god guys the SKY IS FALLING
DR: uh yistar i think actually the building we’re on is rising?
RRR: the building is rising! But why?
Mr egg: yes my secret evil plan! My building will finally be the tallest in the city!
DR: oh that is truly evil
Yistar: alright try this! Daves single!
Mr egg dodges the daves single with ease.
MR egg: the ease at which i dodged that daves single
DR: damn he said it was easy! Guess i probably killed garstar after all!
Yistar: …urg!
Urg counter: 1
The rocken roller building continues to rise at an increasing rate.
RRR: this is crazy how is this possible
Yistar: oh my god come look over the edge!
They all look over the edge of the building.
DR: there are some weird mechanical arms doing something down on the ground!
Yistar: they’re grabbing surrounding buildings and putting them under the rocken roller building!
RRR: oh my god how high is this thing gonna get?
Mr egg: hee hee! Very high!
Yistar: thats it im gonna use wendy again and kill this guy
Mr egg: oh you do love your man’ds dont you? Luckily i have this!
Yistar: what is that?
RRR; that looks like…
DR: a modified emotion ray?
Mr egg: hmm i wonder what this does? Pew pew! Ha ha!
The beams shot from this ray hit yistar knocker her down.
RRR: yistar! Are you okay?
Yistar: ugh yeah i think im fine. Anyway as i was saying DAVES DOUBLE!
DR: who is dave anyway
Yistar: wait a second! No!!!!
RRR: it destroyed your man’d… as i feared
Mr egg: yepppppppp! Take this dark ristar!
DR: GREYBAR NOOOO
The beam connects with dark ristar.
RRR: shoot this isnt good ! well better use it while i can! SHIT E-RAYSER!
The shit e rayser hits mr eggs but does nothing.
Yistar: this guy aint shit!
Mr egg: i dont even need to get rid of yours thats convenient!
Yistar: fuck we’re exiting the atmostsphere !
RRR: shoot theres nothing we can do stop this building from growing!
DR: wait guys look! Look over there!
Yistar: oh my god the moon! Its coming around!
RRR: what are the chances it blocks this building?
Mr egg: hmm yeah hehe what are the chances hehehehe.
DR: the moon is a part of your plan?
Mr egg: yep watch this!
They all sit down and take a break for a bit.
Mr egg: as you can the spike that adorns the top of this building will IMPALE the MOON
All: ohhhhhh
Mr egg: yeah im pretty smart!
DR: okay now you die! Phantom limb make him gay!
Mr EGg: yep thats not gonna work
Yistar: oh no it didnt work!
Mr egg: fuckin get outta here!
A dangerous attack attacks Dark Ristar and Yistar (who were standing next to each other).
DR&Y: AHHH NOOO
RRR: why do you guys sometimes say the same thing at the same time
DR&Y: AHHH WE”RE FALLING OFF THE BUILDING
RRR: goddamnit
DR&Y: oh cool the moon’s gravitational pull is gravitationally pulling us!
Mr egg: dang oh well
RRR: alright i gotta do somthing about this. HI-SPEED PUNCH
Radical Red Ristar’s hi speed punch hits mr egg hard.
Mr egg: urrrggggh damn
Part of the mr egg shell cracks off revealing some of the darknes inside.
RRR: aha the shroud reveals itself
Mr egg: only slightly! Fuck youuuuu!
Mr egg charges Radical Red Ristar and tackles him off the building and they fall down to the moon where DR&Y are.
Mr egg: and thats how its done!
RRR: fuck you’re really heavy
Mr egg: thanks!
DR: oooh you broke his shell a lil bit, so hes not invincible!
Yistar: only problem is without my man’d i dont have any moves!
DR: shoulda trained harder! GAYZER BEAM
The geyser beam hits mr egg directly, but has seemingly no effect!
DR: shoot that shell is tough!
Mr Egg: ugh it hurt tho! Im gonna deal with you right now Dark Ristar!
Mr Egg jumps right to Dark Ristar and grabs him and throws him right in front of the large spike on the Rocken Roller Building as it collides with the surface of the moon.
Yistar: DARK RISTAR NOOOO
RRR: damn… do you think hes dead?
Mr Egg: i dont know but he aint getting up from that for a while
Yistar: god i wish i werent useless
Mr Egg: i think next i deal with that red fellow! ICE LAZER ATTACK
RRR: lets hope i can dodge- shit
The laser slams into Radical Red Ristar, sending him flying towards space.
Yistar: no RRRR! Ill grab you! Gimme your hand!
RRR: okay… but i dont think its gonna work
Yistar: i promise ill get you! Please just reach for me!
RRR: yistar i dont know if you remember but… your hands are gone
Yistar: huh what? But then…
RRR: its okay… ill be fine im.. Just…. Losing conciousness….. But ill be back…………j…..u….s…t……………….escape…………………..
Yistar: NOOOOO
Mr Egg: well well well looks like i aha win and you aha lose, my plan will continue mwahaha!
Yistar: fuck all i can do is run
Mr Egg: go ahead run! Theres nothing you can do! Welcome to the moon bitch!
End
== Post Game Info ==
Oruto - ???
Ristar - ???
Sonic - ???
Radical Red Ristar - Floating through space, unconscious 
Yistar - Trapped on the moon
Dark Ristar - Trapped on the moon, unconscious
- August 9th 2019 - May 24th 2023 -
== Trivia ==
*This game broke the record for most women in a ristar game at 3.
*This game took 4 years to develop, the most of any ristar game before it
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