Schoolkids React To The Fartometer

This episode shows kids' favourite CO3K schoolkids reacting to a red, 4-sided toy called "The Fartometer;" each kid pretends to toot by hitting a button, then makes a hilarious remark for fun!
== The Schoolkids' Reactions ==
=== The Curious Question ===
NOTE: This toot rattles and squeaks.
* KAM: That's what I call indubitably interesting!
* PHILLY: What a combo of rattles and squeaks!
* KIM: Those rattles and squeaks demand further investigation!
* MADI: That one's got a piqued interest!
* EDDIE: That'll remind you to be part of the solution and NOT the problem!
* TAMI: Wowie, such wonderful secrets it's got!
=== The Groaner ===
NOTE: This long, low toot grumbles, rumbles and lingers.
* KAM: Just like a symphony from underground!
* PHILLY: Wow, what a deep rear-end resonation!
* KIM: Wowee-zowee, what a lingering stinker that was!
* MADI: That toot really DID have a wacky tale to tell!
* EDDIE: Just like a rear-end bass-singing solo!
* TAMI: Such an impressive resonation!
=== The Butt Balloon Deflator ===
NOTE: This toot goes from shrill to low in seconds.
* KAM: Just like a musical composition played with my butt!
* PHILLY: Wow, what a spectacular toot!
* KIM: Just like a really silly circus performance!
* MADI: That ALWAYS keeps me on the edge of my seat!
* EDDIE: Now, that's what I call symphonically impressive!
* TAMI: Just like a metamorphosis!
=== The Wet One ===
NOTE: This toot causes the "farty pants" to soil herself or himself.
* KAM: That was unforgettable!
* PHILLY: That one requires a hazmat crew for tidying up!
* KIM: Blame THAT on the fashion police! 
* MADI: Oopsie, that was unexpected-but the great news is, it's really cool!
* EDDIE: Tooting has consequences, too!
* TAMI: Oh my goodness, that messy toot needs a quick cleanup!
=== The Fruity Foghorn Fart ===
NOTE: This toot is a blast of hot, noisy "butt wind."
* KAM: Wow, what a fragrant rumbler!
* PHILLY: That's unforgettable, just like a timeless tune!
* KIM: That was a certainly tropical toot!
* MADI: Now, that's what I call explosively hot stuff!
* EDDIE: Symphonically sensational and fragrantly funny at the same time, LOL-O-LOL!
* TAMI: That's what I call aromatically noisy!