Frosty the Snowman (Recorded as "Perry Saves Christmas")

"Frosty the Snowman" is a popular song written by and , and first recorded by and the in 1950.
This song is featured in various Disney music media, including A Family Christmas. It is also featured in Phineas and Ferb Holiday Favorites, sung by Major Monogram and Carl, and is recorded as "Perry Saves Christmas".
==Lyrics==
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Traditional version=
Frosty the Snowman
Was a jolly happy soul
With a corn cob pipe
And a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal
Frosty the Snowman
Is a fairy tale they say
He was made of snow
But the children know
How he came to life one day
There must have been some magic
In that old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around
Frosty the Snowman
Was alive as he could be
And the children say
He could laugh and play
Just the same as you and me
Frosty the Snowman
Knew the sun was hot that day
So he said, "Let's run
And we'll have some fun
Now before I melt away"
Down to the village
With a broomstick in his hand
Running here and there
All around the square
Saying, "Catch me if you can"
He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop
And he only paused a moment
When he heard him holler, "Stop!"
Frosty the Snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye
Saying, "Don't you cry
I'll be back again someday!"
Thumpety-thump, thump
Thumpety-thump, thump
Look at Frosty go
Thumpety-thump, thump
Thumpety-thump, thump
Over the hills of snow
|-|Perry Saves Christmas version=
Perry the Platypus
Is a lovely shade of teal
From his duck-billed nose to his web-bed toes
And his nerves were made of steel
Carl (speaking): What does this have to do with Christmas?
Major Monogram (speaking): Well, I'm...I'm just describing him so that people have a mental picture. It...it matches the original song.
The night before Christmas
'Twas a crisis at the Pole
'Cause old Doofenshmirtz, he had done his worst
And a sleigh that day he stole
Doof took it on a joyride
Just as far as he was able
But Doof, that goof, he lost control
Ran into the reindeers' stable
Now all the reindeer
Were on crutches or in traction
So old Agent P, he knew that he
Must spring right into action
Look at that platypus, look at that platypus
Look at that platypus go
Look at that platypus, look at that platypus
Flying o'er the snow
Carl (speaking): "O'er," sir?
Major Monogram (speaking): It's a contraction. It means "over."
Carl (speaking): It's a bit archaic...
Major Monogram (speaking): It's traditional, Carl. Get o'er it.
So the reindeer were out of commission
And Santa's sleigh was trashed
I'd explain it more, but we've been there before
It doesn't need to be rehashed
Santa Claus was freaking out
Thought he'd have to scrap his run
He was torn inside, for without a ride
He knew Christmas Day was done
But then o'er the horizon
Came a light bright as a star
Cutting through the night was the two headlights
Of Perry's hovercar
Perry the Platypus
Had a mission at the Pole
If he could lend a hand in that frozen land
He'd help Santa reach his goal
There must have been some magic in
That platypus-themed hovercar
For when Santa saw the gas gauge
He knew it could take him far
Carl (speaking): Really, sir?
Major Monogram (speaking): They want this album yesterday, all right?
Perry the Platypus
Took Santa on his way
And he came through like we knew he'd do
And saved our Christmas Day!
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==Trivia==
*Despite the album crediting him as a performer, Carl does not actually sing in the song. All he does is speak four times.
*The song says Perry is teal "from his duck-billed nose to his web-bed toes". However, both of those areas are actually more of an orange color.
*It is known in the episodes "Split Personality", "Traffic Cam Caper", and "Rollercoaster: The Musical!" that Major Monogram likes to sing.
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