Marko Bezruchko

Marko Bezruchko (birthdate unknown) is a Neo-Nazi hiding the fact that he is both jewish and a rampant homosexual.
==Biography==
Marko once led an organised prison rape gang after being arrested for hoarding too many shekels in his rectal cavity. However, many years of exposure to victims of different races, from the tight-rimmed asians to the thick-shafted african americans, caused a sudden conversion on his part to homosexuality.
Aware that his reputation would be ruined, Marko secretlly joined the cult of Khram OPG under the guise of his own BDSM team known as the "Little Moscow Gang(bang)" and began a spate of raids on homes and businesses in the area, ostensibly under the guise of robbing people but in truth looking for more victims to satisfy his insatiable lust and using the money earned from that to buy himself more sex toys.
Eventually however he had the misfortune of robbing the legendary figure in Los Santos known as "Slick Sam", a mere mortal who nontheless struck at the hearts of gods and men alike. Displeased by this insult, Slick Sam sought out and would have gotten the upper hand over Marko, but the jew cried to the gods for help and used his powers to turn back time, briefly banishing Sam from existence itsef.
Undeterred, Slick Sam returned from exile and was disinterested in the matter, regarding the loss of goods a minor setback and not worth wasting time when he could've been taking shots and fucking women. But Marko? He was terrified, unable to sleep at night for fear that this man would come for him and do to him what he had done to so many ethnic minority victims over the years.
Whilst Sam partied with friends and enjoyed life, Marko decided to strike at his perceived foe when he was unarmed, shirtless - he rode up on a motorcycle and shot him in the head, then fled like the coward he was. Sam's friends tried to gain retribution for this disgrace but were in turn delivered the wrath of gods. 
To this day, Marko is still active in his rampant homosexuality and stalks the alleyways of Los Santos on a motorcycle, searching for fresh rims to plunder.
==Supernatural Abilities==
As an avatar of Wright, the God of Sodomy, Marko holds a number of supernatural abilities and gifts, as listed below:
*Reversing time
*Clairvoyance
*Banishing people from existence
*Bottomless cache of weapons inside his rectcal cavitiy
*Can take a gun out of a dufflebag and fire within two seconds
*Invulnerability
*Immortality (Rumored to be a gift from the Chaos god in return for sexual favours)