No Pain, No Grain

No Pain, No Grain is the first episode CrazyMew37 submitted to Spin-Off Kings.
==Plot==
The Krusty Krab runs out of Grains, so Spongebob and Mr. Krabs must go the Old Atlantic Town in order to get some.
==Characters==
===Main===
*SpongeBob SquarePants
*Eugene H. Krabs
===Major===
*Mystery
*Old Sheriff
*Krill Kid
===Minor===
*Squidward Q. Tentacles
*Nat Peterson
*Nazz-Mimi
*Jimmy
*Elderly Shark
*Jennifer
*Tyler
*Sandals
*Shubie
*Rodeo the Manatee
*Shelia Squid
==Transcript==
(The Episodes Starts in the Krusty Krab. Squidward is seen at the Cash Register, giving an order to Nat Peterson.)
Nat: Okay, I’d like a Krabby Patty with extra Pickles and no Mayo, please.
Squidward: *Writes Down Order, and places the paper on the Kitchen Window.* Hey Spongebob, One Krabby Patty, Extra Pickles and Hold the Mayo!
(The Screen Cuts to Spongebob)
Spongebob: Okie Dokie, Squidward! *Starts grabbing supplies for the order, by collecting lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and a couple of Pickles. As Spongebob puts a Patty on the grill, he notices that all the buns are missing* Oh, we’re out of Buns! I’ll just grab some from our Supply Closet- *Walks to the Supply Closet and is shocked to see that there are no buns inside* What?!
(The Screen Cuts to Mr. Krabs counting some Coins. All of a sudden, Spongebob barges in his room.)
Spongebob (Loudly and Worried): Mr. Krabs!
(Mr. Krabs jumps in fear from this, causing all of his coins to fall all over the floor)
Mr. Krabs: *Sighs* What do you want, Spongebob? Can’t you see I was trying to stack all of me coins?
Spongebob (Worried): We’re out of Buns! We need to get some more!
Mr. Krabs: Wait, really? *Walks to the Supply Closet without the Buns* Huh, I guess we are out. It’s fine me boy, we can just get some more from our big bag of Grains! Look here, go ahead and make some more buns for the customers, OK? *Gives Spongebob a Bag of Sea Grains*
Spongebob: *Looks at the Bag* M-Mr. Krabs…
Mr. Krabs: What?
Spongebob: I think we’re out of Sea Grains. *Tilts bag down and shakes it up and down. Nothing comes out except for a bit of dust and a Sea Urchin that crawls away.*
Mr. Krabs: Huh. That’s the first time we’ve needed to resupply our Buns in a while! I guess we will have to head to the Old Atlantic.
Spongebob: Old Atlantic? What’s that?
Mr. Krabs: Oh, I guess ye never heard of the Old Atlantic Town!
(The Screen Fades to a Viewpoint of Old Atlantic.)
Mr. Krabs (Narrating): Why, it’s an old-fashioned town just southwest of Bikini Bottom. They are known for their decent farming and irresistible gold mines! I have visited the town plenty of times when we needed some new supplies!
(The Screen Fades back to Spongebob and Mr. Krabs)
Spongebob: Huh… Why haven’t I heard of it before?
Mr. Krabs: There is a reason why it’s called ‘Old’, me boy.
Spongebob: Alright, uhh... how do we get there?
Mr. Krabs: Simple, we travel by Seahorse! Boats are banned in that town I hear. Do you happen to know anyone with a Seahorse?
Spongebob: Hmmm… I think, but i’m not sure if this will work, it’ll be worth a shot, though.
(Spongebob then heads outside of the Krusty Krab, holding a red book with a flower-shaped bookmark inside.)
Spongebob (Loudly): Weesnaw! *Scene zooms out of the Krusty Krab, with Spongebob as a silhouette.* Weesnaw, Weesnaw! *Spongebob looks sadly as the screen cuts closer to him, and he soon starts to turn back.* Oh. it’s no use-
(All of a sudden, a neigh in the distance is heard, alerting Spongebob as he turns again. The Screen cuts to a hill in the distance, as a Seahorse gallops towards Spongebob.)
Spongebob (Really Happy): *Gasps in awe* Mystery! You remember me! *Hugs Mystery as she approaches Spongebob. Mystery then eats the Flower Bookmark inside the book.*
(Mr. Krabs walks out of the Krusty Krab)
Mr. Krabs (Unsure): We’re gonna use that thing?
Spongebob (Slightly Angered): Hey, it’s not just a thing! She’s a magnificent creature!
Mr. Krabs: Well, if it can get our grains sooner, then we might as well use it!
Spongebob: Well, how will the both of us fit on Mystery?
Mystery: *Mystery uncurls her tail, pointing it towards Mr. Krabs.*
(The screen quickly cuts to Spongebob riding on Mystery, as it slowly zooms out. Soon, it is revealed that Mr. Krabs is holding on Mystery’s tail, being dragged, bounced around, and getting hit by rocks and coral on the ground. He grunts and screams in pain because of it.)
Mr. Krabs (In Pain): Ow! Ah! Wah! Gah! Yah!
(Mystery runs off into the horizon as they fly past a sign that says ‘Welcome to Old Atlantic, Population: 51’. Another Bubble Transition happens, as an Orange Nazz-Mimi dressed up as a Cowgirl enters a Saloon called ‘The Salty Saloon’, Jimmy dressed up as a Farmer milks a Manatee, and an Elderly Shark dressed up as a Sheriff snores on a rocking chair.)
Spongebob: So, this is the Old Atlantic… Pretty nice, eh, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs (In Pain): Ugh… *The Screen cuts to Mr. Krabs, whose body now looks worn out and bruised. He lets go of Mystery, and rolls until he is at a sitting position. Holds his hand out.* Don’t worry about me, I’m fine.
Spongebob: So, where are we gonna get this Sea Grain, Mr. K?
(Screen cuts to a Western Farm)
Mr. Krabs: See that Farm next to the Saloon over there? We will be getting our stuff from there.
Spongebob (Confused): Uh, are you sure? It seems like no one is there at the moment...
Mr. Krabs: I’m sure it will be fine, me boy! We are simply gonna... borrow this Sea Grain, it’ll grow back eventually!
Spongebob: Hmmm… Okay! I’ll go ahead and sneak into the farm! *Puts on a bandit outfit, with Mr. Krabs following*
Mr. Krabs (Whispering): Alright, just follow my lead, me boy.
(Mr. Krabs and Spongebob sneak into the Farm, looking to see if anyone is there. Mr. Krabs starts closing his claws against the Grains, as he puts the chopped remains in a bag. Spongebob sucks some grains inside of him using the holes on his body, and they pop out into a bag behind him.)
Mr. Krabs: Okay, I think this will be enough for a few months.
(Mr. Krabs and Spongebob walk away, and look around the town. All of a sudden, a Red Old Man Jenkins Dressed as a Sheriff appears in front of them. They jump from this.)
Old Sheriff: Hey there, fellas! Welcome to Old Atlantic!
Spongebob (Shocked): Whoa, H-hi there! O-old Man Jenkins, is that you?
Old Sheriff: What? I don’t know what an Old Man Jenkins is, but I’m the Old Sheriff that lives in this town!
Mr. Krabs (Worried): *Sweating* O-oh, well, *Takes off Bandana* I’m just taking this bag of Gr-Gr-
Spongebob (Worried and Loud): *Sweating* Gold!
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, Gold from the mines! I’m taking it to me s-safe somewhere else!
Old Sheriff (Curious): Oooh, Gold! Can I see some?
Spongebob (Worried and Loud): NO!!! *The Loud Noise Echoes through the entire town, getting the attention of Jimmy, Elderly Shark, and a Green Jennifer cosplaying as a Cowgirl.)
Old Sheriff (Slightly Angered): Well, sheesh, You could have said that a little nicer.
Mr. Krabs (Worried): Uh, yeah! My friend is just a little shy! Anyhow, we’ll be on our way now!
(Spongebob and Mr. Krabs walk off for a second, thinking they are safe.)
Old Sheriff (Suspicious): Hey, wait a minute!
(Spongebob and Mr. Krabs look back in fear, sweating intensely.)
Old Sheriff (Suspicious): Gold doesn’t sound like that when it shakes in a bag! *Walks towards Mr. Krabs and takes his bag* What’s really in this bag? *Opens bag and sees the Grains inside* Ah-Ha! *Points at Mr. Krabs in Anger* You’ve been the crop thief that has stolen from our poor Sandal farm for years!
Mr. Krabs (Scared): What?! I-I would never do a thing!
Old Sheriff: For your punishment, you will have to have to work for the other farmers for a year! *Puts handcuffs on Mr. Krabs* And if you don’t comply, *Takes out a gun* you will have to pay! *The gun shoots out a flag like a Bang! Gun, but it has a green dollar sign on it. The noise of the gun is a Cha-Ching instead of a Boom.*
Mr. Krabs (Scared): Noooooooo!!!
(A Bubble Transition Happens, as the scene changes to Mr. Krabs is at the farm with a Ball and Chain tied to his leg in a Jailer Outfit. Next to him is a Western Cosplaying Red Tyler, Orange Sandals, and Light Pink Shubie that look mad.)
Sandals: Alright, you no-good thief! You’ve heard what the Sheriff said, you gotta help us take care of our local Farm, so start getting our Manatee Rodeo into his cage.
(Screen Pans quickly to Rodeo, who moos like a Bull.)
Mr. Krabs: Oh. It doesn’t seem so bad… *Walks to Rodeo* Hey, there, little fella… Let’s just head back into your little cage-
Rodeo (Angry): Muuuuh!!! *Kicks Mr. Krabs with it’s flipper, causing him to scream and slam into the wall. Krabs slides down the wall with a dazed look.*
(Spongebob is seen just outside of the farm. He sucks air in through his teeth as Mr. Krabs is in Pain.)
Mr. Krabs (Offscreen): Alright, you barnacle-head! If you wanna be rough, then let’s be-
(Rodeo moos angrily, as Mr. Krabs gets beaten up off-screen. The screen also shakes as Spongebob cringes from the fight. The Noises from Mr. Krabs and Rodeo start to change a bit.)
Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, do you need any help?
(The Screen Cuts to Mr. Krabs riding on Rodeo as it struggles to get him off.)
Mr. Krabs: Yee-haw! No, way Spongebob! I’m having a Hog-Killin’ Time-
(Rodeo throws Mr. Krabs off of him, causing Mr. Krabs to fly away. The screen cuts back to Spongebob.)
Mr. Krabs: Ahhhhh~! *Mr Krabs lands next to Spongebob, causing dust to fly around and a crater to appear.*
Spongebob: Yikes… D-don’t worry, Mr. Krabs! I’ll do whatever I need in order to rescue you!
Mr. Krabs: *Groans*
Spongebob: *Looking Around* Now, how could I help you out of this mess… Hmmm…
Shelia Squid (Off-Screen, In the Distance): Help!
Spongebob: *Looks at the Right, then Gasps* Oh my gosh!
(The Screen cuts to Krill Kid holding a gun towards a Western-Cosplayed Shelia Squid.)
Krill Kid: Alright, give me yer Saloon’s Money and Supply of Milk or you get it!
Spongebob: I gotta get that poor civil above snakes! *Runs between Krill Kid and Shelia Squid.* Stop right there, you evil being!
Krill Kid: *Points Gun at Spongebob* Aw, wut’s wrong, Cheese Boy? I think you’re all down but nine trying to bark down at dis knot! Cuz’ I, Krill Kid, is unstoppable!
Spongebob: I’m much stronger than you think! Leave this Bar Dog alone or else!
Krill Kid: Well, I guess you’ll have to deal with some Lead in yer body, not like you already have enough holes! *Starts shooting his gun at Spongebob*
Spongebob: Wah! *Gets shot by the bullets, but they simply either go through him or hit him without much damage.*
(Some of the bullets bounce across the town, with Krill Kid having to duck for one of them, then the screen cuts back to another bullet shooting Mr. Krabs in the behind, who was planting some Seaweed.)
Mr. Krabs (In Pain): *Holds Behind* YEEOW!!!
Shubie (Off-Screen, Angry): Quiet, you!
(Screen Cuts back to Spongebob and Krill Kid)
Krill Kid: I don’t understand… Yer supposed to be buzzard food! *Quieter* Whatever that means…
Spongebob: You see, us sponges are extremely resistant! Now, you shall suffer my wrath because of it! *Starts blowing out the bullets shot from Krill Kid*
Krill Kid: Woah! *Dodges the Bullets, then attempts to run away, as Spongebob quickly follows* You won’t get away with this! *Keeps Shooting as Spongebob is unaffected.*
Spongebob: It’s High Noon… *Takes out Bubble Blower* ...for Bubbles! *Spongebob Blows a Bubble towards Krill Kid, and it engulfs him.*
Krill Kid (Muffled): What the- *Shoots his gun, which causes him to pop the bubble and land on the ground, stunning him for a few seconds. Spongebob tackles Krill Kid, restraining him.*
Spongebob (Angry): Now, pull your horns or be arrested!
Krill Kid: Well, I might as well make my last hurrah! *Takes out a Stick of Dynamite, and throws it at the Farm Mr. Krabs is in.*
Spongebob (Panicked): Mr. Krabs, watch out!
*Mr. Krabs is seen picking out Sea Carrots in boredom, and throws the stick of Dynamite without noticing. Spongebob runs away as Krill Kid looks up*
Krill Kid: Barnacles-
*The Screen Quickly Cuts to Spongebob closing his eyes as a large explosion was created partially off-screen*
Spongebob: Ooooh…
Shubie: *Gasps* Hero!
Mr. Krabs: *Looks up* What?
Shubie: *Kisses Mr. Krabs*
Mr. Krabs: Uh, what did I do?
*A Bubble Transition Happens, showing a blackened-out Krill Kid in handcuffs with the Old Sheriff.*
Old Sheriff: Thank you so much for saving our town from this mean little Krill! He’s really been a thorn in our side for a while now.
Mr. Krabs: Wait, I still have no clue what I’ve done-
Spongebob: *Hitting His Elbow Towards Mr. Krabs and Winks* Hey, I’ll tell you about it later.
Old Sheriff: For Mr. Krabs, you will be excused for your crime, as long as you don’t steal from the farm again. You’ll simply need to pay.
Mr. Krabs: No W-
Spongebob: I can just pay for the supplies, Mr. K!
Mr. Krabs: Oh, Never mind.
Old Sheriff: As for you, Spongebob, what would you like for a reward?
Spongebob: Well, I might as well want a Bag of Sea Grains! *Gives Old Sheriff a Dollar Bill* Here’s a Tip, by the way!
Old Sheriff: *Takes Dollar Bill and Puts it in his Pocket* Well, here is your Bag of Grain! *Gives Spongebob a big bag of Grains*
Spongebob: Wow, thanks a bunch! Well then, Mr K.? All’s well as ends well, huh?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah…
*Spongebob jumps on Mystery.holding the bag of Sea Grains, as Mr. Krabs grabs onto Mystery’s Tail.*
Spongebob: We’ll see yall later! Buh-Bye!
*Mystery Rides off as everyone cheers at Spongebob and Mr. Krabs. A Bubble Transition happens as Nat and Squidward are both still standing at the Register.*
Nat: Hey, I’ve been standing for three hours. Where is my food?
*Spongebob and Mr. Krabs enter the Krusty Krab, holding the Grains. As they walk by and enter the Kitchen, Nat looks in confusion. Spongebob plops down the bag and pours some of it in a bowl with some yeast. He starts mixing the items together. Mr. Krabs starts to walk to his office, but he looks back at Spongebob.*
Mr. Krabs: Hey, Spongebob… Thanks for helping me right there. I know I’m not the greatest guy out there, but I’ll try my best to not steal as much. OK?
Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, it’s fine. If you need any help getting supplies, then always ask me.
Mr. Krabs: That’s why ye are my golden boy! Or, I guess my partner, huh? I’ll... be back at my office, and get back to work.
Spongebob: Alrighty, Mr. Krabs! I’ll be done with making these buns as soon as I can!
*Mr. Krabs smiles for a moment, then heads into his office, as the Episode Ends.*
THE END.
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