Class Act

The episode begins on a clear starlit night, at the South Park's Elemantary School in the middle of the city. The crowd fill the auditorium, where onstage Kenny lies in a soft bed in front of a set resembling a bedroom. Offstage, Mr. Mackey, the director, motions for Fillmore Anderson to walk onstage. Holding a weak candle, Fillmore moves to the center of the stage when a spotlight shines several feet to the left of him. Mackey gets Principal Victoria's attention, and Victoria, himself, who is operating the spotlight, moves the light onto Fillmore. Mackey then motions up to Goth Kids, who stand above the stage. The goth kids begin shaking an upside down, and obviously upset, Liza Nelson, her hair acting as snow in the background. With everything in place, Mr. Mackey motions for Fillmore to start singing.
Fillmore begins singing "O Tannenbaum", while Flora Larsen, Quaid, Sunny Folkner, Jenny, Sally, and another kindergartner children come onstage dressed in cardboard cutouts of a giftbox, a candy cane, a toothbrush, a wrapped candy, a dentist-doctor costume, a tooth paste, a tooth decay and a Christmas tree, respectively when a kindergartner girl takes the piano. From Kenny's point of view, however, he can only see the top part of Sally's candy cane costume. The spotlight makes the costume look like a divine treat. Fillmore stops singing upon hearing a crunching noise and a scream. Everyone looks over to see Sally with a big bite mark on his costume and torso. Everyone looks over to see Kenny lying in bed with blood on his face, giggling happily, unaware that he just consumed cardboard and flesh rather than a candy cane, to which Stuart and Carol McCormick get angry with Kenny, since he committed a disgrace. A scared Fillmore now looks over to Herbert Garrinson, who tells him to keep singing.
As Fillmore begins singing again, Sally runs offstage and gets the curved part of his costume caught on a long-elasthic rope. That causes a giant sandbag to drop and knock Flora's costume off his body like a guillotine, only no that, however that causes to the another kindergartner children start to run screaming in pain. And unfortunately, that also cuts his face off, which lands at Fillmore's feet! Horrified, he looks back now to the crowd. for guidance. Once more Cartman, is now motions Fillmore to keep singing.
By now, Fillmore can barely sing as he sobs in fear. Flora runs around the stage in a panic, until she slips on his own face. Flora's face flies up and hits Principal Victoria in his face, causing him to swing the spotlight over to the Goth Kids. They throw up their hands to shield their eyes and yell "Ouh!", except Firkle and Michael, dropping Liza in the process. She falls down through the chimney in the set and, as her hairs and somewatch skin parts poke through the set, emerges out of the fireplace, missing her skin. Fillmore and Quaid become extremely terrified and look over to Mr. Mackey yet again. Mackey, scared himself, is climbing out a small window. Fillmore and Quaid run away offstage, but not before Fillmore tosses his candle in the air.
The candle's flames lands right by the curtains, setting them ablaze. Heidi Turner screams in fear while everyone starts panicking and running from their seats. Quaid is the first to reach the exit door, but in all the confusion he forgets to remove her costume. He gets stuck in the doorway, while the crowd and several children run against her, trying to get out. Eventually, Quaid is forced out of the face-hole of her costume, squeezing her head into a red, cylinder-shaped glob of blood resembling a Slinky as it bounces down the stairs. Finally her costume breaks and the crowd audience comes flooding out of the school.
Afro Ninja stands next to Mr. Mackey and Herbert Garrison, the entire right side of his face burnt. Mackey starts clearing his throat and sighs (after one of the crowd and people run away with fire all around him/her) before looking around at the damage. Principal Victoria's glasses has impaled him through his eye, Sheila, Gerald, Carol and Stuart McCormick are burnt and bruised, Ike, Kevin and Karen McCormick are screaming in pain as a Christmas star is lodged in Ike's head, and slowly, Quaid weakly raises her hand. Blood and organs are everywhere.
Kenny appears to have been lightly burned, crying as well, and has some blood on his fur (though it's not clear if its his or it belongs to someone else). Liza kneels on all fours, freezing without any skin. In the background, Mr. Hankey tries to comfort a burnt kid while a flipped out PC Principal stabs another child. Flora laments the loss of his face, Sally looks nervously at the gaping hole in his torso, and Timmy Burch stares horrified as he is now missing both of her feet in addition to her hands.
A.W.E.S.O.M.E-O 400 and Funnybot stand off in the distance (strangely seeming undamaged), and Michael drags a wailing Firkle (who is missing the bottom half of her body) away. Everywhere dead and dying crowd and people litter the ground. Behind Fillmore, the Coon and Friends land in the middle of it all, apparently having been alerted by the people's screams, yelling, shrieks and crying.
Fillmore starts facing down at the snow upsetly thinking about what he had triggered after he threw the candle away accidentally moments ago, but as a shooting star flies by in the background he straightens up, determined. Once more he begins singing, and everyone looks up. The cries, shrieking and whimpers stop and everyone smiles, moved by Fillmore's singing (except for PC Principal who continues stabbing his victim). Herbert Garrison is even moved to tears by the sound of Fillmore's voice. Suddenly, everyone starts joining hands, hooks, and bones around the burning school, joining Fillmore in his song. Flora joins hands with Fluffy, as well as Afro Ninja with Liza, and Heidi with Mr. Hankey. As the camera pans up to the clear night sky, where a bright sparkle shines brilliantly, a loud explosion is heard, and bodies are sent flying into the air.
Category:Shorts