Little Miss Death

Mean hubby strikes out, good old boys decide to carpool, interrogators get bad gas, bully does the wedge of allegiance, allergies eat a protester's lunch, bunny winds up done-y, student has the mother of all breakdowns.
AIRED ON: OCTOBER 25, 2015 
Death #	Name 	Date 	Location 	Description
426 	GIRL MEETS NERL 	May 1, 2006 	Osaka, Japan 	Chihiro was a hardworking, straight-A honors student at a prestigious academy in Osaka, Japan. At least, that was what everybody though she was. In reality, Chihiro was a manipulative sociopath who blackmailed other students into doing her work, by threatening to make false rape accusations about them. Because she was the daughter of a very wealthy businessman, and was extremely popular, she thought that she'd never face any sort of disciplinary action if one were to report her to the principal's office. On this particular day, she was proven wrong. Before she left for home one day, Principal Nakamura invited Chihiro to his office, and dropped a bomb: her expulsion. Beforehand, Nakamura got word of her blackmailing from one of Chihiro's victims. She was forced to pack up her belongings and leave. Needless to say, she wasn't too happy about that. When everyone at school left, Chihiro locked herself in one of the classrooms and proceeded to have the mother of all mental breakdowns, ripping off pictures from the walls, destroying desks. In her state of psychosis, she gnawed on her pencils, books, and even ate sticks of blackboard chalk. Suddenly, she started choking. She tried running off to the nurse's office for help, but tripped over the rug, and fell on top of one of her pencils, which impaled her trachea, rendering her unable to breathe, and dead within less than a minute.
154 	HEAD IN THE GUTTER (BALL)	August 3, 2013 	Baltimore, Maryland 	Here's a scenario for you: you walk outside, and see a half naked dude standing outside his locked home, begging to come back inside as his wife is throwing all of his belongings off of the balcony. Kalen and Miranda used to be a happier couple, but Kalen's drug addiction, bowling obsession, and overall negligence toward Miranda drove a wedge between them. Years of anger and resentment finally boiled over one day, and Miranda booted Kalen. As Kalen was begging for mercy, Miranda spilled out one of his laundry baskets, when something unexpected happened: among a bunch of balled up socks and undies, a bowling ball fell from the basket, and landed on top of Kalen's head, killing him. One of Kalen's old habits involved sneaking out of the house to go bowling with his buddies. To avoid suspicion from Miranda, he would hide his bowling ball in a laundry basket, pretend he was going to do laundry, and sneak out from the garage. When he was kicked out, his bowling ball was accidentally left in the basket, and struck him in the head when it fell out.
22 	CARPOOL 	July 27, 2007 	El Paso, Texas 	Matt, Johnny, and Derek were a group of good ol' boys who liked doing what most Texans like to do: drinking, hunting, and going on road trips. Most of all, harassing anyone they encountered. On this particular day, the three barged into an Indian-owned convenience store, and proceeded to shout racial slurs toward Rahim, the cashier, whilst trashing the place and stealing food. When they hopped back in their pickup truck, they were caught shoplifting by a couple of rent-a-cops working nearby. They sped away to evade detainment, but accidentally ran their truck into a lake. Submerged, they tried opening their doors in a desperate attempt to get out, but soon figured out the hard way that it was scientifically impossible to do, since pressure from outside the pickup truck greatly exceeded pressure from the inside. Eventually, they all drowned.
339 	INTERROGATE-DEAD 	December 20, 1965	Moscow, USSR 	In a Moscow prison, policemen Mikhail and Victor were tasked to interrogate an infamous psychotic serial killer known as Krasnyy Smekh ("The Red Laugh" in English). They were trying to extract information from him regarding a string of armed robberies in downtown Moscow. A master manipulator and alleged mind-reader, Krasnyy Smekh was notoriously difficult to interrogate. This wasn't the first time he's been face-to-face with the law, and it certainly wouldn't be his last. At one point during the interrogation, he faked having stomach cramps in order to dodge questions, and eventually requested to be taken outside for medical assistance. That was when Krasnyy Smekh's escape plan came into play. He pulled out a hidden handgun, neutralized some of the surrounding officers, ran away, locked Mikhail and Victor in the room, and activated a button in the control room, which released an influx of phosphine gas where the two remaining officers were standing. Soon after, vomiting, nausea, and diarrhea ensued. Mikhail and Victor eventually died from respiratory failure.
16 	BUGGED BUNNY 	June 4, 2002 	Vineland, New Jersey 	Keith was truly a sad sight to behold. Why? He went to children's birthday parties, dressing up as anthropomorphic animals to entertain the partygoers for a living. At one party, he was unsuccessfully trying to entertain the kids (while secretly drinking out of sight). A little while into the party, a man in a giraffe costume showed up, and all of the partygoers gravitated toward him, leaving Keith all alone. Soon after, Keith and the man got into a brutal fistfight. At one point, Keith grabbed a two-by-four, and swung it at the man, only to swing it at an open power box instead. Keith was electrocuted to death.
410 	CRACK OF DONE 	May 19, 2001 	Yazoo City, Mississippi	Bucky was a brutish bully who terrorized the weak and helpless. Him and his buddies would target smaller students, and belittle them, beat them senseless, rob them, you name it. There wasn't a line Bucky wouldn't cross. One of his favorite bullying techniques was what he called "the wedge of allegiance". He would give his victim an atomic wedgie, clip their underwear to the rope of a nearby flagpole, and hoist it upward. On this day, while Bucky was playing video games at home, his mother told him that his friends wanted him to meet up with them after school. Bucky walked to school, only to find that no one was there. Suddenly, a group of boys, who turned out to be the older brothers of one of Bucky's latest victims, appeared out of nowhere, and decided to give him a taste of his own medicine. They gave Bucky an atomic wedgie, attached it to a flagpole, and hoisted it upward. They boys left, leaving Bucky hung to dry, literally. Bucky was screaming and crying for help, but it was no use. Because Bucky was hung upside down, arteries in his ruptured from massive blood pressure, and he died from brain hemorrhaging.
84 	HER LAST SUPPER 	February 12, 2005	Clarksville, Tennessee 	A Social Justice Warrior named Mia went on a week-long hunger strike at her university to protest higher pay for those pursuing a gender studies degree. After the week, she celebrated by gorging at a local buffet with her besties. She ate a smorgasbord of food, from pizza to Chinese to ice cream. She topped it all off with Asian stir-fry with soy sauce. This turned out to be a bad idea. Mia was unaware at the time, but she had a severe allergy to soy. When she started eating the stir-fry, she began experiencing anaphylaxis; she developed hives, she felt nauseous, but worst of all, her throat swelled up, blocking her airway. Still not impressed? Soon after, she needed to throw up due to the excess amount of food she ate. Because her throat was closed off, the vomit had nowhere else to go but in Mia's lungs. She essentially drowned in her own vomit, much to everyone else's horror.
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