Surf & Turf

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Surf and Turf," where DJ Matt Fox presents a playlist combining songs about land and sea. He hangs out with an unemployed waitress, learns about criminal unions and helps two callers find love. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox is without a DJ partner this week, so he decides to treat himself to a nice seafood dinner at Ahoy Austin, the city's premier seafood establishment. Before he has a chance to look over the menu, a woman sits down and suggests he orders the crab legs. Her name is Margot Shell, and she is a recently unemployed waitress who worked at Ahoy Austin approximately 37 minutes prior. She was fired for sneaking crab legs into the bathroom to eat, which she argued had the optimal temperature for crab eating because of its 75 F temperature setting. 
Jim E. Brown calls in and discusses his most recent food poisoning. He's been purchasing most of his meals from a half-off food stand that does not provide refrigeration and also leaves the food on the ground. He then recited a new song for the show titled, "I'm an Obese Alcoholic." 
Matt also received a call from Trainer Joe, who is now offering surfing lessons in addition to his produce-throwing and human-hunting courses. Margot is very interested in Trainer Joe's classes and discusses her desire to surf. Trainer Joe is also now working in napkins, although Matt doesn't learn much more about this. 
Dan checks in from the Lasagnaverse, where he is currently at Ahoy Austin attending the International Workers of the Universe Crime Local 253 union conference. He is also very interested in learning more about Trainer Joe's napkin business. Matt also confesses that he might have a shellfish allergy, as the crab is making him very itchy. 
A man calls into the show claiming to be Tom from Myspace, but Margot calls his bluff, and it turns out to be Kent Rogerstein, the ex-husband of Margot and owner/proprietor of Ahoy Austin. He is very eager to get Margot back into his life, but she lists a number of reasons why they're not compatible, including leaving popcorn under her pillow, applying slime on her hands, and committing petty tax fraud in her name. Kent argues that these were gestures of love. 
Two Quarter and a Chub cals in again, but it's unclear why. 
Another call comes from Danielle, who is there for her annual happy birthday wish for Chris Green. While the two were previously married, they have since divorced. Fortunately, Matt still has Kent on the line, and he helps set up a date between the two callers. Danielle finds Kent's petty crime enticing, and now Margot feels fully free of Kent and can now go to Africa to photograph zebras. 
A final call comes in from someone named Tiffany who wants to gift Old Bay to the new couple to spice up their bedroom. 
They decide the genres complement. 
==Characters==
Matt Fox
Margot Shell
Dan
Trainer Joe
Jim E. Brown
Two and a Quarter Chub
Kent Rogerstein
Danielle
==Featured Music==
clipping. - "The Deep"
Lightning Bolt - "Dracula Mountain"
Elton John - "Crocodile Rock"
The Rolling Stones - "Wild Horses"