Club Penguin Times/Issue 153

Issue 153 of the Club Penguin Times, published on September 18, 2008.
Jacques: "It was a dark and stormy night, and my mind was racing like an Aqua Grabber on compressed air."
Jacques: "I had gone down to The Stage for a laugh and a comfy chair, but fate waddled on my plans like a lost tour guide. You see, I didn’t walk into a theater that night. I walked onto a crime scene. Only it was still a theater."
Jacques: "See, here’s the shimmy: this classy lady named Ruby had lost her ruby. A victim of poetic irony, I know, but she was looking for a gumshoe, and I was looking for something to do."
Jacques: "This wasn’t a normal performance, however. I had to look everywhere she pointed me. Open this drawer, turn on that light… it was tiring work."
Jacques: "In the end, I won’t spoil how it all went down, but I will say this play has more twists than a chocolate covered pretzel."
Jacques: "Make sure you waddle by and see it before it’s curtains in October."
 A few of the leaves can be dragged around, revealing icons that give hints when moused over.
Present: "Autumn means Halloween, and spooky styles! Also, keep an eye out for other fall fashions."
Opera mask: "Special sequels and all new plays await you at The Stage this fall. Waddle in and become a star!"
Igloo: "Special igloo designs and furniture are already under construction. Don’t miss the latest in architecture and furnishing."
Weight bench: "New sporting equipment and items will be released this fall as well. Game on!"
DID YOU KNOW?: "There are four different ways to surf on Catchin’ Waves. Whether you’re a beginner or a surf legend, there’s something for everyone. The four modes are: Surf Lesson: Learn how to surf by following the directions. Sweet! Freestyle: Surf for fun and practice your skills. Righteous! Competition: Take it to the next level and prove yourself to the judges. Totally! Survival: Ride the gnarliest and longest wave to your destiny. Wicked!"
THE EXPERTS: "Savvy Surf Advice: “Link tricks, and remember to just go for it!” “Grind the wave for extra points, but don’t lose balance.” “Eat a good breakfast, and be nice to your board.”
-Catchin' Waves' Judges"
HOW IT'S DONE: "Surfing is an art form. It takes poise, balance, and a whole lot of courage. When you hit the wave, use your mouse to lean forward and gain speed by waving it up and down. Shoot into the air and use your mouse and keyboard to perform tricks."
DID YOU KNOW?: "Surfing terms: Catchin' Waves: Surfing. Totally: That’s true. Wicked! Righteous! Tubular! Gnarly!: I’m impressed."
 This notice is initially partially covered by a small note that reads "Ahoy Lass, Please be sure to publish this notice in ye paper. Many thanks, and fair winds!" Clicking the note removes it so the notice can be read.
Category:2008