Milkshake Tickets

There is a new milkshake store opening, and the Commander has two tickets to the premiere. Or does he??????????????
== Transcript ==
(open to Space Tree with a potato thing)
SPACE TREE: After months of production, my amazing potato sculpture is finally-
(1/2 of a can phone flies onscreen and squashes it, causing Space Tree to cry a lone tear)
COMMANDER: Yo, Space Tree, you there?
SPACE TREE: Commander? Is that you?
COMMANDER: No, it's my mom calling from the land of the ghosts. Yeah, it's me! (pan out to reveal he's about to kick the Warden (tied upside-down)) I'm just down here at the office, and I just remembered to ask you, are you coming to see that new milkshake store opening tonight?
SPACE TREE: (live over can phone) What did you just say?
COMMANDER: I said, "milkshake store", fooooooool!
(Space Tree shows up and knocks the can out of his hand)
SPACE TREE: I thought I told you to never mention that particular store in my presence!
COMMANDER: Wait, I thought you said every time I mention a milkshake store, I should give you presents.
SPACE TREE: That doesn't make any sense.
COMMANDER: (he now has a bunch of gift-wrapped things) Well, I'll just keep these for myself, then. And what's your problem with milkshake stores anyway, Tree Space?
SPACE TREE: Well, it all started an ambiguous number of years ago...
(diagonal screen-wipe to Tree Space in front of a milkshake store)
SPACE TREE: Hmm, I wonder if I should go inside this store and buy a milkshake, from the milkshake store.
CRAZY GUY: Milkshakes are made from treeees! MWA-HA! (he runs off)
SPACE TREE: They are?! Damn you, milkshake store!
(the Commander shows up for no reason)
COMMANDER: What the hell?
SPACE TREE: Hey, get out of my flashback!
(fade back to the present)
SPACE TREE: ... and I've had a grudge against milkshake stores ever since.
COMMANDER: You know, I don't think that's actually true what that guy said. I read somewhere that milkshakes are made of, like... milk.
SPACE TREE: Come on, you never read anything.
COMMANDER: OK, you got me. Maybe they are made of milk trees. The point is, I gots two tickets to the pre-mi-ere opening. Of the milkshake store.
(Mee shows up in a portal)
MEE: Hey, man, can I see those tickets you got?
COMMANDER: Sure. They're pretty good tickets, aren't they?
(Mee leaves with the tickets)
COMMANDER: Aren't they? (pause) He'll be back.
(Mee shows up in a portal again, but this time slaps the Commander and leaves)
COMMANDER: See? I told you.
(cut to some house; Allon and PinkFrosting88 are drinking shakes)
PinkFrosting88: This is a pretty good shake, Allon.
ALLON: I made it myself.
PinkFrosting88: I know. You said that already.
MEE: (offscreen) Did someone say milkshakes?
Pinkfrosting88: I didn't say milk.
(cut to Mee entering)
MEE: Well, I got two-
(he bangs his head against the doorframe)
MEE: Ow! Who the- Ah... Anyway, I got two tickets to the new milkshake store.
ALLON: No way!
MEE: Yes way! Now let's find somewhere to sell them.
ALLON: Well, why don't you just use them for their intended purpose?
MEE: Yeah, good idea, moron. Like I'm really gonna go to a milkshake store. More like... milkshake "bore". Am I right?
PinkFrosting88: No. I'm going to this thing. And if you don't wanna go, I guess I'll go with the green kid.
MEE: Oh, you're gonna go with the green kid! Yeah, good idea, moron. I guess I-
(we see Allon and PF88 have left and taken the kitchen table with them)
MEE: Oh. They got by me pretty quickly. I must be losing my touch.
(he opens a portal, and through it, he tears someone's leg off)
MEE: Nope. I still got it.
(cut to the Commander, about to kick someone, but now unable to due to the loss of leg)
COMMANDER: What the hell just happened?
TARBOB: Hey, I paid you $45! Now where's my kick in the face?!
(roll end credits)
== Fun Facts ==
* When The Commander brings out two (2) gifts because he mentioned Milkshake store twice, on it is written(backwards) :
 To: tree
 From: cx
* Before Space Tree's flashback, in the black area it says "diagonal flashback".
* When the Commander has the Milkshake tickets, they read
 Milkshizzle - Admit 0.
* When Mee has the milkshake tickets, they read
 I drew something cool here before but then Flash crashed (heh heh) so now you'll never see it. Yeah, bitch!"
* The word "milkshake" is used 15 times in this episode. That's an average of 1 "milkshake" every 11 seconds.
== References ==
* "Milkshakes are made from trees" is a reference to the phrase "Soylent green is people", from the movie Soylent Green.
*The potato sculpture is probably a reference to the mashed potato scene from Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
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