The Mcdonald's Bandit

A member of the Tragedy Warrior Family. He was a berserker with 2 hand-axes. He slaughtered random peasants indiscriminately in search of the big mac recipe, stolen from him years ago by the shining knights beyond death.
He did not make it far, but he was able to destroy a hoe-wielder in a very crazy battle, wherein he managed to get in close enough to dodge the sharp range. He smacked his foe with the handles of axes, constantly taking abdominal blows from the handle of the hoe, before an axe-head finally struck true, and he smoothly ducked under his arm and tore out his guts.
His next foe, a guy with a pitchfork, surely the brother of the one Brother Grim had killed earlier, was able to tear out the mcdonald's bandit's entrails, and thus ended his story.
Out of the piles of old, moldy big macs left behind by the bandit, Sick Shoes would take form.