The Krusty Krack

As Squidward delved deeper into the teachings of the Church of the Broken God, he became more and more convinced of the righteousness of their cause. He began to see machines not as lifeless tools, but as potential vessels for divine power. With this idea in mind, he set out to create his own religion that would incorporate the principles of the Church, while also reflecting his own unique vision. After months of studying the teachings of the Church and experimenting with robotics, Squidward finally felt ready to unveil his new faith to the world. He called it the Cult of Squid, and it was built around the idea that machines could be transformed into beings of pure divine energy.
At first, the citizens of Bikini Bottom were skeptical of Squidward's new religion. They saw the robots he had created as nothing more than lifeless machines, and they were wary of the cult's strict laws and regulations. But over time, Squidward's teachings began to gain traction, and more and more people began to see the potential of his ideas. As the Cult of Squid grew in popularity, Squidward began to expand his army of robots. He used his knowledge of robotics and the teachings of the Church to create machines that were stronger, faster, and more advanced than anything Bikini Bottom had ever seen. These robots patrolled the streets day and night, enforcing the laws of the cult and maintaining order in the city.
But as the cult's power grew, so did its enemies. Other religious groups saw Squidward's teachings as a threat to their own beliefs, and they began to speak out against him. The local government, too, grew concerned about the cult's strict laws and its army of robots. They saw Squidward as a dangerous fanatic, and they began to plot against him. Despite these challenges, Squidward remained steadfast in his beliefs. He saw the Cult of Squid as a force for good in the world, and he was willing to do whatever it took to protect it. But as the tension between the cult and its enemies grew, it became clear that a confrontation was inevitable.
As the Cult of Squid's influence continued to grow, so did the addiction to the crack that they were distributing. It became clear that something needed to be done to help the citizens of Bikini Bottom break free from the dangerous substance. Agent Ice and Sage were sent by the SCP Foundation to Bikini Bottom to find a solution to the crisis. They quickly discovered that the crack was being produced on Crack Island, which was heavily guarded by the cult's robots. The two agents knew that they would have to act fast if they wanted to find a way to help the citizens.
After a lot of investigation, the agents discovered that the Foundation had developed a new, less addictive replacement for the crack. They believed that this replacement could help wean the population off of the dangerous substance and break the cult's control over the citizens. The agents worked tirelessly to implement the new replacement, but they faced resistance from the cult's followers. They believed that the original brand of crack was sacred and necessary for the fulfillment of the cult's goals. As tensions rose, a war between the cult and the Foundation seemed inevitable.
Meanwhile, Squidward began to have doubts about the cult's methods and the harm they were causing to the citizens of Bikini Bottom. He knew that something needed to be done to break the addiction to the crack, but he also knew that his followers would never willingly give up their precious substance. Despite his doubts, Squidward remained loyal to the cult and its goals. He knew that he would have to do everything in his power to protect the cult and its followers from the Foundation's interference.
As the war between the cult and the Foundation heated up, Squidward found himself in a difficult position. He knew that the cult's methods were causing harm to the citizens of Bikini Bottom, but he also knew that he had committed himself to the cult's cause. In the end, Squidward made a decision that would change the course of his life forever. He turned against the cult, and threw his support behind the Foundation's efforts to help the citizens of Bikini Bottom. This decision put Squidward in grave danger, as the cult's followers saw him as a traitor and a threat to their cause.
The war between the cult and the Foundation came to a head in a final battle on Crack Island where it was discovered that the remains of a Greek God known as Poseidon was being used to produce Poseidon Powder which in Bikini Bottom was a term for crack. Agent Ice and the Foundation's agents fought side by side against the cult's robots and followers, determined to break the addiction and free the citizens of Bikini Bottom from the cult's control. In the end, the Foundation's efforts paid off. The citizens of Bikini Bottom were weaned off the addictive substance and the cult's influence began to wane. Squidward was grounded for being a coward afterwards attempting to cease fire towards the end of the war.
Although the Cult of Squid had been defeated, its legacy lived on. Squidward had seen the harm that blind faith could cause, and he had learned the importance of questioning authority and standing up for what was right. In the end, he had found redemption, and a new purpose in life. 
In the years that followed, the legacy that Cult of Squid provided became a powerful force in the world. Its robots patrolled the streets of cities all over the globe, and its teachings spread far and wide. Though its founder was gone, his legacy lived on, inspiring generations of people to see machines not as mere tools, but as potential vessels for divine power.
==Trivia==
*The Cult of Squid in this episode has nothing to do with the spin-off on SBFW and is merely a reference.
*This episode was made using ChatGPT.
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