Magica the Maniac/Transcript

(The episode begins with Shaduck laying upside down on his bed, his head near the floor)Shaduck: Ugh, today is so boring. With the Spammers trying to revive UCP and TwoBrains having clones of herself, I think there won’t be much fun in a while…
(Shaduck gets off his bed, now messy, and walks into Limefong’s room)
Shaduck: Hey, Lime.
Limefong: AAAAAA! Oh...Shaduck. Do you mind knocking next time?
Shaduck: Sorry, bud. Whatcha doing?
Limefong: I have become engaged in text regarding events occured in other beings’ lifespan!
(Shaduck blinks)
Limefong: Real life stories?
Shaduck: Ohh, I knew that.
Limefong: They even have ones about TGF! Look at this one, Duck.
(Limefong puts a story from r/The Grand Fails on his laptop screen)
Shaduck: (reading) Caught competitor using default dog and not even bothering to level it up.
(Limefong bursts out laughing)
Shaduck: Yeah...real funny stuff. Wait, what website are you on?
Limefong: Just Read It, why?
(Shaduck backs away slowly) 
Limefong: Shaduck?
Shaduck: Um…
Limefong: Are you ok?
Shaduck: Yeah, uh, I… need to go…
(Shaduck runs out of Limefong’s room)
Limefong: Huh, okay then.
(Limefong clicks on another post and starts bursting out with laughter again. Cue theme song)
Shaduck: I didn’t know people here used Read It...I think I need to calm down somewhere.
(Shaduck knocks on Dewey’s door)
Dewey: Oh, hey Shaduck.
Shaduck: Hey, Dewey. Can I come in?
Dewey: Sure! I was making custom filters for Snapchak.
Shaduck: Oh, really? Can I see?
Dewey: Of course!
(Shaduck walks next to Dewey who is holding his phone in front of them)
Shaduck: I don’t see anything.
Dewey: Wait for it…
(Snapchak detects their faces and a filter of chibi Huey, Dewey, and Louie heads are seen)
Dewey: Cool, right!
Shaduck: Yeah! Hey, Dewey?
Dewey: Yep?
Shaduck: Ever heard of something called Read It?
Dewey: Oh, I’ve heard it before once or twice.
Shaduck: So you don’t use it?
Dewey: Nah, I prefer uploading my Digital Dew-bites on Wikitube.
(Shaduck sighs in relief before Dewey takes a picture of the two and starts tagging it)
Dewey: Hashtag Dewey Duck, Hashtag Duck Boys, Hashtag DuckLegends, Hashtag Duck Bros-
Shaduck: Dewey, do you ever miss your brothers back in TVland?
Dewey: Well, I talk to them every day on CaptureCall but I feel like this place, Wikia, would be better for me to grow popularity, ya’know?
Shaduck: Yeah! I get exactly what you mean. Nice place to run off to when everything has gone wrong…
Dewey: Adventuring was fun and still is but sometimes I just want to have some me time! I mean, we were always facing villains back then like the Beagle Boys, Glomgold, Mark Beaks, Magica De Spell…
(Scene cuts to Magica De Spell in a prison cell, a forcefield keeping her from escaping)
Magica De Spell: I will escape one day, and once I do, I will be sure to make this prison fall! Freeing every villain in TVland!
Scrooge: Yeah, sure you will. 
(Scrooge’s watch beeps)
Scrooge: Ah, looks like it’s about time for your lunch.
(Scrooge opens the cell force fields and the villains in orange jumpsuits walk out and into the cafeteria, lining up for their meal)
Magica: Alright, new plan to get my book of spells.
Bellwether: Ugh, give it up, Magica! We’ve already tried your 360 plans already!
Magica: Correction, 361 plans, but this time I’m sure it’ll work!
Vilgax: You say that every time and every time it never works! That’s why we aren’t OUT OF THIS DUMP YET!
Magica: If you do this one more time for me, I promise you, I’ll never ask you again!
(The prisoners sigh, cuts to the prisoners eating)
Tony: Hey, that’s some nice Macaroni you got there. Can I have some?
Vilgax: No, back off, it’s my macaroni!
(Tony and Vilgax start fighting)
Bellwether: Oh, no! What a dreadful fight! Officer, officer, they’re fighting!
(The guards run after Vilgax and Tony but they hold them down)
Bellwether: Now, they got the guards!
(Bellwether chuckles and grabs one of the guards’ walkie talkies)
Bellwether: Scrooge, we need your help! Two delinquent villains are recklessly causing trouble in the cafeteria and have your guards! Please come right away!
Scrooge: (through the walkie talkie) What? Alright, I’m coming right away!
(Scrooge runs down into the cafeteria)
Bellwether: Thank goodness you’re here! These poor guards are in need of help!
(Scrooge tries to get the guards off Tony and Vilgax, meanwhile Bellwether and Magica run down to Scrooge’s office)
Bellwether: I’ll keep a lookout, you get that book of yours!
(Magica runs into the office, Bellwether stays guarding the door)
Magica: Alright, Scrooge. What have you done with that book?
(Magica searches through Scrooge’s paperwork)
Magica: It’s not there…
(Magica looks through his cabinets)
Magica: It’s not here…
Bellwether: Look faster!
Magica: I’m trying!
Bellwether: Scrooge could be coming any second now!
(Magica looks under his table, on a windowsill, under a plant pot, but she can’t find the book)
Magica: Where has he put that dastardly book!
(Magica looks behind a door and continues to look when she almost trips on a loose floorboard)
Magica: Woah! Ugh, I would’ve thought the richest duck in the world would have decent floorboards! Wait a minute…
(Magica rips the piece of flooring off, the book is underneath it)
Magica: Bingo!
Bellwether: You got it yet?!
Magica: Yeah, let’s get out of here!
(Magica runs out of the room, Bellwether follows her when they are immediately stopped by Scrooge)
Scrooge: What are you two lasses doing?
Magica: Uh, wait. I don’t need to play nice anymore!
(Magica pulls out the book)
Scrooge: How did you find that?
Magica: Nevermind that, be gone!
Scrooge: Give me that blasted b-
(Vilgax and Tony throw the guards at Scrooge, making him fall over)
Magica: Now, Scrooge McDuck. I shall make my statement come true!
(Magica opens her book, and chants “Eh tha tho soman” until her staff appears, it falls out of the sky and into her hands)
Magica: Time for this place to perish!
(Magica spins her her staff in the air, she teleports herself and the other villains out of the prison and the building begins to collapse)
Scrooge: We need to get out of here!
(The scene cuts to the outside, the villains watching as the old building falls apart)
Magica: Now, be gone. Do whatever evil deeds you were doing before.
(The villains run off)
Magica: Now, where do I escape this cursed dimension?
(Scene cuts to Candle Man walking into Limefong’s room)
Candle Man: Hey, Lime.
Limefong: AAAAAA...hey, Candle Man. What’s with people not knocking before they come in!?
Candle Man: Sorry, bud. Whatcha’ doing?
Limefong: Well, I was talking to Shaduck about Read It posts but then he just ran off!
Candle Man: Do you know where?
Limefong: No, I didn’t want to follow him because I felt like it was something I did…
Candle Man: Did he click on any illegal links that sent him to Hell?
Limefong: Not that I know of, besides, I think we would think twice before doing that again.
Candle Man: Well, Shaduck isn’t much of a learner..
Limefong: True.
Candle Man: I’m sure he’s fine. If he ran away on purpose he most likely went somewhere he wanted to go.
Limefong: I hope so.
(Scene cuts back to Shaduck and Dewey when Shaduck gets a call on his phone)
Shaduck: You mind if I take this one?
Dewey: Nah, I can take some selfies solo!
(Dewey pushes back his hair and takes another selfie, Shaduck goes into the hall and answers the call)
Shaduck: Hey, it’s your boy Shaduck here.
Rachel: Hey, Ducky.
Shaduck: Oh, hi Rachel. What’s up?
Rachel: And sixty-nine.
Shaduck: Uh, what?
Rachel: That’s how much you owe the designer for giving me that beautiful dress, I’m sending you the money now.
Shaduck: Wait, you’re giving me sixty-nine dollars!? It’s ok, Rachie. I’m sure whoever lost that dress is fine.
Rachel: It’s a beautiful dress, I’m sure anyone who made it would want their fair share.
Shaduck: (sighs) Alright, but I can just pay it for you if you want.
Rachel: Nah, it’s my dress now, it’s only fair I pay it out of my money.
Shaduck: Alright then.
(Shaduck hears a knock on the door, Shaduck answers it and Rachel is there)
Shaduck: Wait, how did you know I was at Dewey’s house?
Rachel: His posts on Snapchak.
Shaduck: Oh, that makes sense.
Rachel: Anyway, I was wondering if I could go to Hell with you?
Shaduck: Really, you want to go to Hell?
Rachel: Even though it’s a place of internal suffering, there is someone there who made that beautiful dress, I can’t be all bad!
Shaduck: Eh, I don’t know…
Dewey: Wait, you’re going to Hell? Take me as well!
Shaduck: Why’d you wanna go?
Dewey: This’ll be great! If I tell people I went to Hell who knows how I can blow up!
Shaduck and Rachel: Blow up!?
Dewey: Virally.
Rachel: Oh, so how do you get there?
Shaduck: Oh yeah. That link on the internet.
(Shaduck pulls out his phone and looks for the website)
Shaduck: You guys ready?
(Rachel and Dewey nod)
Shaduck: Hold my hands.
(Rachel and Dewey hold Shaduck’s hands)
Shaduck: 3...2...1...oh, yeah. I need my hands to touch the phone.
(Dewey lets go and touches Shaduck’s shoulder)
Shaduck: Yeah, that’s better. 3...2...1!
(Shaduck presses the link and the three are teleported to Hell, off-screen. The scene cuts back to Magica)
Magica: Alright, so this is where all the TVs are? One that will send my right out of this dimension?
(Close up on Magica’s eyes)
Magica: Perfect. (Magica takes out her book of spells and looks for the finding one) Ma thee da whom safla miss for toon sins la da den.
(Her book floats in the air and creates a purple aura, leading Magica to the right TV. Magica follows it)
Magica: Ah, this feels nice. I haven’t been doing villainy in a while. I do miss it.
(The aura leads her to the right TV)
Magica: Thank you, book.
(Magica takes the book from mid-air)
Magica: And now…
(Magica runs back and then jumps into the TV, it sends her face planting right onto Jeremy)
Jeremy: Oh, hey miss. Are you ok?
Magica: Ugh, you are disgusting.
Jeremy: I may seem at first, but you never know until you’ve talked to me!
Magica: Well, I’m talking to you now and you don’t seem so great to me.
Jeremy: Say, what are you doing around these parts? You another person moving from TVland to here?
Magica: You lived in TVland?
Jeremy: Yep! Until some candle and his friends got me.
Magica: Then surely you must recognise me.
Jeremy: Nope, not a clue!
(Magica takes her staff out)
Jeremy: MAGICA DE SPELL!?
Magica: That’s right, slimeball.
Jeremy: I’m calling the-
(Magica knocks Jeremy out with her staff)
Magica: You’re not calling anyone.
(Magica spins her staff above her head and teleports off-screen, scene cuts back to Shaduck, Rachel, and Dewey falling down onto Hell)
Shaduck: We’re here!
Dewey: Woah, it’s just like in all the movies!
(Dewey starts snapping pictures on his phone)
Rachel: Alright. (Dusts herself off) Where is this designer?
Shaduck: In Televossi’s studio?
Rachel: Uh, who?
Shaduck: Some demon I fought. Come on!
(Shaduck runs away)
Dewey: You fought a demon!?
(Dewey runs after Shaduck)
Rachel: You fought a demon….
(Rachel runs after the boys, they arrive in his studio)
Dewey: So where is he?
Shaduck: Well, last time I saw him a big crowd came in running because he turned into a baby…
(Rachel and Dewey stare at Shaduck)
Shaduck: It’s a long story.
Rachel: This place is giving me the creeps, let’s just find this designer and go home.
Shaduck: Well, when I was here, the designer wasn’t with me, I just found the dress and took it.
Dewey: Does that mean you’re wanted in Hell? (Points his camera at Shaduck)
Shaduck: No, place was abandoned. Besides, there’s worse crimes in Hell than theft. No one probably cared.
Dewey: Aww. (Points his camera away from Shaduck)
Shaduck: Don’t worry, buddy. (Pats Dewey’s head) You’ll find your amazing thing soon.
Rachel: Look, a closet! Is that it?
Shaduck: Yes! That’s the closet I took the dress from!
(The three run to the closet)
Dewey: So, what now?
Shaduck: Maybe we leave the money here with a tag and they’ll come back for it?
(Suddenly, a wrecking ball swings into the building, barely avoiding Shaduck and Rachel’s head)
Shaduck: What the hell?
Crane Operator: Hey, what are you three doing in here? This place is being torn down for a luxury spa and hotel!
Rachel: Why?
Crane Operator: Ever since Televossi got humiliated by that person and chased after fans, he resigned his job as a director.
Shaduck: Aw, I kinda feel bad for him.
Crane Operator: So, now, we’re tearing this place apart!
Dewey: But you can’t! We need to return something!
Crane Operator: Sorry, kid. This place has already gone through all the contracts and legal requirements, it’s getting destroyed.
Rachel: Do you know where the designer is for this place? We need to pay them back!
Crane Operator: Why don’t ya give me the money and I’ll give it to the designer!
Rachel: No, thanks. I don’t trust someone in Hell with sixty-nine dollars.
Crane Operator: Alright, you asked for this.
(The crane operator swings back the wrecking ball and it heads for the three)
Dewey: Duck!
(Just as the wrecking ball is about the hit them, they are teleported to Satan’s office)
Shaduck: Are we in Hell for real now?
(Rachel punches Shaduck’s arm)
Satan: Something terrible is happening to your town!
Rachel: Is that…
Dewey: Satan!?
Satan: Huh?
Shaduck: Oh yeah, dude. These guys don’t know you. This is my girlfriend, Rachel and a good friend, Dewey.
Dewey: Best friends?
Shaduck: We’ll see!
(Shaduck winks)
Rachel: So, it’s true, you’re Satan himself.
Satan: Nevermind that, an evil being has escaped a prison and is destroying your dimension!
Rachel and Dewey: What!?
Shaduck: Ugh, if it’s the Spammers. They won’t lay a scratch.
(Satan shows him a crystal ball, it shows Magica and then fades to her performing a spell in-person)
Magica: Shadows eyes red, come to me, rise from the behind, and you will see, no longer a silhouette of no faith, let’s make this dimension no longer safe!
(From where Magica is standing, the ground turns to black and starts spreading across Wikia. The scene cuts back to Limefong’s room.)
Candle Man: Oh, hey look. Dewey posted some selfies! They have Shaduck in them!
Limefong: Oh, thank goodness! I thought we lost him!
(Limefong’s room turns black, Candle Man and Limefong still visible)
Candle Man: What’s happening?
Limefong: I don’t know…
(The shadow grows onto both of their feet)
Candle Man: I can’t move!
(The shadow soon swallows both of them and their eyes turn red. Candle Man’s flame also turns red. The two laugh menacingly and run away in a flash. Then we see Mystic struggling to escape hers and Baghead trying to fight his shadow with a lightsaber, the shadow eventually swallowing it and Baghead runs away with his arms frailing. The scene cuts back to Shaduck, Rachel, pand Dewey watching what had just happened through the crystal ball)
Rachel: That’s awful!
Shaduck: She’s turning them into...shadows?
Dewey: We can’t just watch, we have to save them!
(Dewey goes to run out of the room but Satan walks in front of him)
Dewey: What are you doing? We have to save Wikia!
Satan: Not now, young man.
(Satan walks back)
Dewey: If we don’t do it now, Wikia will be stuck under Magica’s control forever!
Satan: No, silly. I mean you can’t go there bare-handed, I’ve heard this Magica is a tough cookie.
Shaduck, Rachel, Dewey: (respectively) Mhm, I have no idea, yup.
Satan: If that’s the case, you can’t simply go there, just the three of you. It took a real big-team effort in order to stop her and now she has a townwide army!
Rachel: So, what do you suggest we do?
Satan: Well, I suggest you get a little upgrade.
(Scene cuts back to Magica)
Magica: After I use the filthy scum of these townspeople as my shadow puppets, we can take over the tri-kingdom! Maybe even the first to officially discover the other half of-
(Magica gets a rainbow beam to her face)
Magica: Ah! Who did that?
(Camera pans to an super-charged Rachel, and Dewey and Sheagle) 
Magica: How did you lot escape my shadow possession?
(The trio smirk at each other as a flashback begins, zooming out on Satan’s crystal ball)
Satan: (flashback) Alright so, all you have to do is sign these contracts an-
Shaduck: W-w-w-w-w-wait, contract?
Satan: Yeah?
Shaduck: Seems kinda sus to me.
Dewey: What’s the cost? 
Satan: (demonic) YOUR SOUL! (Laughs) Just kidding, but you will have to give up something. 
Dewey: I have my old shirt before I moved to Wikia.
(Dewey gives his old shirt to Satan, he looks disgusted but then quickly transforms it into a blue tuxedo)
Dewey: Woah!
Satan: Next!
Rachel: I have sixty-nine dollars!
(Rachel gives Satan the dollars and transforms them into Souls, Hell’s currency)
Satan: Next!
Shaduck: Hmm, how about my flight ability?
Rachel and Dewey: What!?
Shaduck: (looks behind him and winks) So, are you able to take that? In a non-painful, way?
Satan: Of course. (He grabs a clear orb and looks like he is about to hit Shaduck with it but it phases through his body and his flight ability goes in, the orb is now completely black) Got it. Thank you and goodbye.
Rachel: But we didn’t even-
(Satan snaps his fingers and the three disappear back into Wikia, the signatures on the paper have been signed correctly automatically)
(End of flashback)
Dewey: You looking for a fight, old lady?
Rachel: Why don’t you get let go of our friends before we smash you!
(A shadow collapse as a disadvantage of Rachel blasting Magica’s face)
Shaduck: More.
Magica: Oh, you want to go ducklings, well I’m happy to oblige!
(Magica laughs maniacally as a group of shadows surround her)
Shaduck: I can’t fight them, most of them are my friends!
(Shaduck looks around and finds Mystic possessed by her shadow)
Shaduck: Nevermind, I think I can take some of them.
Dewey: Shouldn’t the Spammers be here?
(Scene cuts to the Spammers in their lair)
Whickey: Alright, I’m planning on our next plan to revive the Unified Community Platform. I think we should take something valuable from them, something that we can use, other than their powers!
Kitchen: What about something from that goddess maybe she has some-
(The floor of the lair turns black and shadows grow onto the Spammers, under Magica’s control, they try to leave their lair but keep crashing into a door as there is a hand scanner that the shadows don’t recognise. They continue to crash into the door as the scene cuts back to the trio and Magica)
Sheagle: Nevermind them, time to kick some butt!
(Magica whips her staff horizontally in mid-air and it knocks the three back)
Sheagle:  Get on my wings!
(Sheagle flies up, Rachel standing on one, Dewey hanging off the other)
Magica: Get down! (Tries to blast Sheagle with a beam from her staff, Sheagle dodges it and shoots an eye laser at her, she spins her staff at the laser which deflects it into space)
Dewey: Yikes.
(Sheagle and Rachel blasts beams at Magica distracting her as Dewey jumpkicks Magica)
Magica: You won’t get in the way of my plans! (Grabs her staff and motions it down, causing the three to fall down, the black on the ground starting to grow onto Dewey and Rachel)
Dewey: Uh, what’s happening?
Rachel: We’re being possessed!
(Dewey and Rachel scream until the become possessed as well)
Sheagle: Guys!
Magica: Yes, my minions! Attack this fool!
(Dewey and Rachel both walk towards Sheagle, he backs away but they both hug him)
Sheagle: Huh?
(Dewey runs up and kicks Magica’s chin)
Magica: Ow! Why aren’t you under my control!
(Rachel creates a rainbow catapult which sends Dewey punching her in the face and she falls over)
Sheagle: The book!
(Sheagle teleports to her chair but shadows grab onto him and hold him back from getting it. She reaches his foot out but more shadows grab onto his legs)
Sheagle: Get that stupid book from her!
(Dewey and Rachel nod and run for the book but more shadows hold them by their hair, Magica gets up and grabs her staff. She opens her book)
Magica: This has been going on for too long now! Atha bit, tur-o dusk, sim le dee, orcan tee!
(Magica lifts her staff to the three at the trio which begins charging up, the shadows still struggling to keep the trio still)
Sheagle: No!
(Just as it’s about to blast, Sheagle kicks the staff over so it points to Magica as she gets annihilated by her own spell, causing the shadows to drop from them and everyone goes back to normal. The scene briefly cuts to the Spammers all the door, being released from their possession and falling back. Cuts back to the others)
Sheagle: They’re ok!
(Sheagle runs and hugs Candle Man and Limefong)
Candle Man: What happened?
Limefong: That felt so weird!
Candle Man: Shaduck? Is that you?
Sheagle: Huh? Oh yeah..
(Sheagle transforms back into Shaduck, Rachel turns back to normal)
Dewey: I think I’ll stay like this for a while…
(Dewey’s shadow form turns into a normal shadow, Dewey going back to normal)
Dewey: Aw man. At least I have some pictures to upload! (Dewey goes on his phone, the pictures turn to static and phase out) NOOOOOOOO!
(Mystic gets up)
Mystic: I feel like I was kicked in my tooth...s…
(Mystic spits out several teeth and then collapses again)
Limefong: What did you three do whilst we were gone?
Shaduck: We went to Hell and fought an evil TV villain!
Candle Man: Why weren’t we a part of it?
Shaduck: You guys got possession of whilst we were still in Hell.
Limefong: Aw.
Candle Man: So who was this slayer?
Shaduck: Her name was Magica De Spell.
(Scene fades to Magica De Spell in Hell)
Magica: Ugh, where am I?
(Magica is greeted with a Satan)
Satan: Welcome to Hell, I’m sure you’ll like it here down with the rest of the sinners.
Magica: H-hell!?
(Magica falls over. The episode ends)
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