Baymax vs Spider-Man

Baymax vs Spider-Man is the 23rd installment of Emo Owl Rap Battles, and the 3rd episode of Season 3. It features Marvel superhero Spider-Man rapping against Big Hero 6 character Baymax. It was released on July 18th, 2015. 
== Cast ==
MetalFire as Spider-Man (Old version)
Freshy Kanal as Spider-Man (Remastered version)
Stephen Clarke as Baymax
== Lyrics ==
=== 
Baymax vs Spider-Man (Remastered) ===
=== Spider-Man ===
The great web slinging hero’s back, 
To spit a Spider-verse at a Marshmallow sack
And I, got a feeling that the combat today lacks
If I don’t take a shot at the big hero “Baymax”
I’ma, swingin’ round and I catch all of bad guys
When I finish with you, I’ll find my care satisfied
When I fight friend or foe, I don’t even need a surprise
I won’t just take Bay-Max baby, I’ll take the Bay- Any size
I was bitten by a spider, and I didn’t feel so good
Became an Avenger, man it feels so good
You come from a city made from San Fransisco and Japan?
Well you do look like someone who came back from “Balalala LaLa Land”
=== 
Baymax ===
I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion
I’ve entered spit sick diss mode, now your personal rapping assassin
My appearance may be big, but I’m lovable and huggable
Why were you chosen as a hero if you couldn’t save your own uncle?
In this battle I’m Bay to the max
I come programmed full of verbal attacks
I’m a superhero who’s punch comes in packs
According to my database your third movie stank
I've got my own Avengers and we can be immortals 
You can't be in your own, 'cause you're superpower's horrible 
Your relationship status seems to only deal you pain
And that's why you'll never seal the deal with Mary Jane
I'll fist bump your buttocks straight to the ground (Balalalalala)
When I squash you like a insect you won't even make a sound
I'm a marvel of technology while you're a lonely bug
Your movie franchise failed twice, tough luck, do you need a hug?
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can
Mention Ben, and he cries, date a girl, and she dies
I'm not a killing machine, but I will make you see a Flash
You save lives, but responsible for many a car crash
I'm like a Kung Fu Panda, but without the Panda
Kicking Callaghan buttocks with my patient Hiro Hamada
From my rap attack database there’s only so much you can contain
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?
=== 
Spider-Man ===
Mention Ben again, and I’ll have you dead, fool!
Man, I’d rather face off against Deadpool
Go home, you’re drunk and maybe jump out a window?
Face it, in this battle you tackled the Big Zero
I'm spilling web filled disses on you, like Wasabi
I'm the real Bae-max, with Tom, Garfield and Toby
I'm spitting lyrical Venom at you to bring you Carnage
I rate my verbal pain zero  Case your raps are pure garbage 
I’m Miles ahead of ya, best animated film of the year? Check!
While this thick loser will never get the Big Hero Sex
I kicked your robot butt, I say it was quite a blast
You can't keep up with my rhymes, because you are not fast
'''
=== Baymax ===
Oh no
How 'bout you park it, Peter, you won't like me when I'm mad
Your reboot bored me. No one cares about your dad
I've got a Stan Lee cameo topping what you received 
This spider's bad with the ladies so he shall never conceive 
I'm my own Iron Man. I'll leave you crawling on the floor
As for your pretty blonde partner, you won't see her anymore 
I'll leave your reputation Stoned, come what Aunt-May
As for me, I'll be shifting into Maximum-Bae
Emo walk away, for you've been rejected 
You can't escape spider, for you've been dissected 
I've taken care of you now, you’re no match for my tricks
With Tom Holland, I don't plan to see Spider-Man 6
=== Baymax vs Spider-Man (Old Version) ===
=== Spider-Man ===
The great web slinging hero’s back, 
To spit a Spider-verse at a Marshmallow sack
And I, got a feeling that the combat today lacks
If I don’t take a shot at the big hero “Baymax”
I’ma, swingin’ round and I catch all of bad guys
When I finish with you, I’ll find my care satisfied
When I fight friend or foe, I don’t even need a surprise
I won’t just take Bay-Max baby, I’ll take the Bay- Any size
I was bitten by a spider, he was radioactive
You’re a nurse, a Big Hero function’s barely adaptive
You come from a city made from San Fransisco and Japan?
Well you do look like someone who came back from “Balalala LaLa Land”
=== 
Baymax ===
I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion
I’ve entered spit sick diss mode, now your personal rapping assassin
My appearance may be big, but I’m lovable and huggable
Why were you chosen as a hero if you couldn’t save your own uncle?
In this battle I’m Bay to the max
I come programmed full of verbal attacks
I’m a superhero who’s punch comes in packs
According to my database your third movie stank
I've got my own Avengers and we can be immortals 
You can't be in your own, 'cause you're superpower's horrible 
Your relationship status seems to only deal you pain
And that's why you'll never seal the deal with Mary Jane
I'll fist bump your buttocks straight to the ground (Balalalalala)
When I squash you like a insect you won't even make a sound
I'm a marvel of technology while you're a lonely bug
Your movie franchise failed twice, tough luck, do you need a hug?
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can
Mention Ben, and he cries, date a girl, and she dies
I'm not a killing machine, but I will make you see a Flash
You save lives, but responsible for many a car crash
I'm like a Kung Fu Panda, but without the Panda
Kicking Callaghan buttocks with my patient Hiro Hamada
From my rap attack database there’s only so much you can contain
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?
=== 
Spider-Man ===
Mention Ben again, and I’ll have you dead, fool!
Man, I’d rather face off against Deadpool
Go home, you’re drunk and maybe jump out a window?
Face it, in this battle you tackled the Big Zero
I'm spilling web filled disses on you, like Wasabi
I'm the real Bae-max, with Tom, Garfield and Toby
I'm spitting lyrical Venom at you to bring you Carnage
I rate my verbal pain zero  Case your raps are pure garbage 
We're not the same, Marsh-butt I get the things you shan't expect
You're a robot so you'll never get the Big Hero Sex
I kicked your robot butt, I say it was quite a blast
You can't keep up with my rhymes, because you are not fast
'''
=== Baymax ===
Oh no
How 'bout you park it, Peter, you won't like me when I'm mad
Your reboot bored me. No one cares about your dad
I've got a Stan Lee cameo topping what you received 
This spider's bad with the ladies so he shall never conceive 
I'm my own Iron Man. I'll leave you crawling on the floor
As for your pretty blonde partner, you won't see her anymore 
I'll leave your reputation Stoned, come what Aunt-May
As for me, I'll be shifting into Maximum-Bae
Emo walk away, for you've been rejected 
You can't escape spider, for you've been dissected 
I've taken care of you now, you’re no match for my tricks
With Tom Holland, I don't plan to see Spider-Man 6
== Trivia ==
* This is the first Rap Battle that Ciaran has made where he does not feature at all in the battle. He neither appears as a character or voices any character. 
* This battle has had the longest time for a video release, with the original audio being released in 2015, and the official video being released in 2019. 
* The video for this battle was released to celebrate the release of Avengers: Endgame. 
* The lyrics in the 2019 version were altered to reference Avengers: Infinity War and Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse