Gallon of Milk Racism Episode

This is a scrapped episode for SpongeBob SquarePants and a Gallon of Milk. It could be considered a "beta version" for the later episode Extremists on Both Sides of the Ocean. It was released under Primementos.
==Transcript==
[The episode begins with an establishing shot of the Krusty Krab. Inside, we see Squidward giving a paying customer his food.]
Squidward: There you go, sir.
Unnamed Customer: Thanks, man! The food here is always so extraordinary. The cook who makes them must be incredibly skilled! I wonder who it is…
Squidward: You're better off not knowing.
[The unnamed customer walks off. Squidward lies back with a sigh.]
Squidward: Yet another compliment for SpongeBrain.
[SpongeBob pops out of his little window.]
Squidward: Speak of the devil…
SpongeBob: Another compliment? For me?! What did they say, Squidward? What did they say?
Squidward: What do you think? They said the food is "always so extraordinary".
SpongeBob: [signature laugh] Well, not to brag, but I do make a killer Krabby Patty!
Squidward: Yeah, yeah. Go back to your little Spongecave.
[SpongeBob goes back into the kitchen, like every woman reading this should do.]
Squidward: Wonder when someone who isn't a SpongeBob boot-licking sheeperson will walk in.
[Another customer dramatically opens the doors and walks towards Squidward.]
Squidward: I assume you want food.
Other Customer: That would be appreciated. I'd like one Krabby Patty. To stay.
Squidward: SpongeBob!!
[The other customer freezes.]
Other Customer: What did you just say?
Squidward: …"SpongeBob"?
Other Customer: Oh… I must be hearing things. Nevermind.
[SpongeBob pops out of the window with the order.]
SpongeBob: [signature laugh] Enjoy, sir!
[The other customer's, who we will now refer to as "Racist Man", jaw drops.]
Racist Man: A s– s– SPONGE?!
Squidward: Uh, yeah. I thought everyone knew that SpongeBob was the fry-cook here.
Racist Man: I've heard that, but I thought it was just a rumor. I thought they were all just… pulling my leg. But here I am, looking at… (gags) a sponge.
SpongeBob: Everything okay, sir?
Racist Man: No! And forget about the pay, octopus. I will NOT eat ANY food - no matter how good it is - that has been prepared by a sponge!
Squidward: …What?
Racist Man: You heard me! Sponges are such… filthy creatures! I don't want to catch his sponge germs by eating that food. Heck, I'd rather eat at The Chum Bucket than eat anything served by a… spogger!
[Everyone freezes. SpongeBob gasps in shock.]
SpongeBob: Did– did you just say–
Racist Man: Yeah, I said it.
[Squidward angrily stands up.]
Squidward: Alright, I may not like SpongeBob all that much either, but I will absolutely NOT tolerate you using spongist slurs! Get out, touch some kelp, and rethink your life decisions.
Racist Man: You're not my father, octopus. Instead, I'll just post a slanderous and slightly made up greentext story on 4Chan.
Squidward: 4Chan? Figures.
[Mr. Krabs’s office door opens, and he walks out.]
Mr. Krabs: What’s all the hubbub?
Racist Man: I assume you’re the manager of this establishment?
Mr. Krabs: Darn right I am.
Racist Man: You need to learn to hire actually qualified workers and not creatures like that… yellow animal.
Mr. Krabs: Yellow animal? (he walks up to the racist man) I’ll have you know he’s one of the best fry cooks who’s had the pleasure of working for me! For no pay, that is.
Racist Man: Good. Those creatures don’t even deserve to use the same economy as us.
Mr. Krabs: Yeeesh. Well, if SpongeBob really troubles you that much, then the door is right behind you.
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