The Shippening

==Investigating the Awesome Store==
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:: Ah, officers, what can I do you for?
:: License, please.
:: Sure, there you go. 
:: That's a doctor's license.
:: Yes. That'll be a hundred dollars. 
:: Alright, keep your hands on the wheel. Guys, check what he's got back there.
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:: Guh. This is some creepy doll, chief. 
:: We are friends
:Everything is fine
: What's mine is yours
:And what's yours is mine.
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:: What was that, Frank?
::  Nothing, Chief. 
:: I really wish I was in bed today.
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:: Uh... we're gonna need some reinforcement, sir!
:: Oh come on, trooper! How big can one truck be?
:: There's a map on the fifth floor.
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:: Wow, everything looks so beautiful. The light, the world, the... huh? Where did these love handles come from? My wife! She looks like a moose! What kind of dark magic is this?
:: Uhh, they're not magic. I think you just need glasses.
:: Alright, most of that stuff looks pretty illegal.
:: I think you'll find all the right paperwork in here. 
:: There's no paperwork here, it's just thousands of dollars! We're taking you downtown.
:: Fair enough. See you guys there!
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:: Sir, he's getting away!
:: Or maybe he's making a u-turn so he can take the correct exit.
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:: Maybe he's made a mistake and will realize that isn't the way to the precinct.
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:: Hey!
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==Sarah and the Notebook==
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:: Boss, that ice cream girl just stole a piece of evidence!
:: Good point, sergeant! We should go get ice cream.
:: Don't you mean you should go back and retrieve that notebook?
:: Sorry, you're right. We should definitely go for ice cream!
:: Okay, and then we check on her.
:: That's right, yeah. Then chicken.
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:: Who should I ship today? 
==The Shippening Cometh==
:: The sun was rising over Elmore... And there was something intoxicating in the air. It was love! Which brings us to a lonely young girl called Teri. She lived her life in the safety zone, but there's no medication for falling head over heels... in love. Alan rushed over... 
: as ​​​​​​: Did it hurt?
:: Alan said, the gentle light glistening on his chiseled features.
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: as : Not as much as all these years yearning for you!
:: She said, her heart in her mouth. Without further ado, they kissed, their lips crashing into each other, forever oblivious to the world around them.
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:: I have no words.
:: Then please, allow me. I'm dumping you, you iron-jawed gas sack! You're welcome. 
:: Uh. And what're you gonna say about that?
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:: In that moment, I felt something I've never felt before!
:​​​​​​: I love the way you speak your mind. Literally.
:: Without further ado they kissed, the waves of their love sweeping away everything around them.
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:: I would say it looks like Cupid needs to lay off the ambrosia for a while.
==Strange Ships Are Happening==
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:: Look, Karen, I've been meaning to ask you for a long time,  and I finally got the money for a ring.
:: Oh, Laurence, I thought you'd never a-
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:: I will!
:: Serving some bridal realness there, Mr. Small! 
:: Honey, I love it.
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:: This'll truly represent our newfound love. And it'll look great on my shoulder.
:: No. I want it here. 
: and : What the what?
:: Hey! How's it going, guys?
:: We can't let him see his dad kissing Barbara!
:: We need a diversion!
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:: Ow! 
:: Well it's still less painful for him.
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:: Ow!
:: Well, his feelings are still intact. I'm sure he'll thank us one day.
:: After six months of physiotherapy and learning how to talk again!
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:: I've waited forever for this kiss!
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:: Is it me, or is something really weird going on today? 
==More Ships, Oddballs, and the Culprit==
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:​​​​​​: I guess I've always known we've shared deep feelings but sometimes, it's hard to see what's right in front of your eyes. I love you, man. 
:: I dunno, man. That doesn't seem so out of the ordinary for him.
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:: Hi!
:: Who are you?
:: I'm your cousin, Zachariah Lopez Kirby! I have a hyper mood and I like paragliding and ducks! I hate arguments and itchy hats! 
:: Uhh... right.
:: And I'm Zachariah's girlfriend, Bexi! It's short for Albexandra. Backstory: I was raised by my uncle Timutet and his twin dogs, Rahmir and Castro. Catchphrase: This bird is out of control!
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:: Okay. 
:: How often would she get to use that catchphrase?
:: Dude, I think you were right. I don't see how this day could get any weir-aaaaaand............... here we go.
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:: WHAT THE ----, DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO MESSED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:: I know, right? I mean, a future me? Wearing sandals?
:: I MEAN YOU'RE GONNA STEAL CARRIE FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE "CARWIN," NOT "CARBALL," YOU HOMEWRECKING WOMAN-EATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:: And it looks like I didn't stop at women.
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:: I agree. Always thought I was the one wearing the pants in this relationship.
:: What is going on?!
:: This mess has got Sarah's name written all over it!
:: How do you know?
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==The Shippening Goes Too Far==
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:: Her heart pounding in her chest, Penny said to Banana Joe, "Let's never split."
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:: What did you do this time?
:: Nothing, I swear! I was just writing some non-canon AT and AR ships. The odd oneshot here and there, and a bit of OOC, some OC drawings of course, but mostly OTP stories and fanservice!
: and : Wait, what?
:: Well, I was just writing love stories about everyone in Elmore! I got a bit carried away. 
:: Where did you get this? 
:: Well, it fell off the back of a truck! That's not a euphemism, it literally did.
: and : The Awesome Store.
:: Well, just take a look at what happened when you wrote in it.
:: Wait, wait, wait. I'm an otaku, the light could kill me.
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:: It's like a commercial for male deodorant out there.
:: Oh, my gosh. So when I wrote all this, it became canon in reality. Excuse me for a second. 
:: Well you gotta fix it, okay?!
:: Right.
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:: Oh, I probably need to destroy it thoroughly.
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:: Are you oka-
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::  Uh, hey? I'm alive and in quite a lot of pain.
:: Okay, so, the only solution is to rewrite it back to normal.
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:: Open up! This is the police!
:: They're here for the notebook!
:: Then hurry up and start already!
:: Okay. 
:: Open up!
:: I got nothing.
:: What?!
:: I got writer's block! You're gonna have to do it!
:: Uhh... 
==The Shippening Doth Come to a Swift End==
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:: Mr. Small looked at Larry and said-
: as ​​​​​​: It's not you, Larry. It's me.
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:: Oh, wait, no.
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:: Larry said-
: as : We can't see each other anymore.
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:: It was a hard blow for Mr. Small, and Larry was destroyed. 
:: You're making it worse!
:: Th-th-this is hard!
:: Just keep it simple! Like...Principal Brown and Jackie Wilson broke up!
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:: Scratch that. They get back together.
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:: They're breaking down the door!
:: I got this!
:: Come on, troopers! Go, go, go! Bring on the heat.
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:: Good job, dude!
:: I haven't written anything yet. But I'll send a little something to delay them.
:: Come on!
:: Come on, come on, come on!
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:: Bobert, Jamie, and Tina were having a picnic. They knew it would be their last meal together.
: as : Don't be so sad, what we had was beautiful. Let's eat Bobert.
:: Tina said.
:: Wait, shouldn't there be a comma before "Bobert?" 
:: What difference does that make?
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:: Penny said to Joe...
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: as : It's over.
:: And his stomach twisted into a knot as he cried. Hot Dog Guy and Clare looked at each other with tears in their eyes.
: as : We need space.
:: Said Clare.
: as ​​​​​​: I agree.
:: He replied.
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: as : I'm sorry, but this is moving too fast for me.
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: as : I'm sorry, but this is moving too fast for me.
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:: This bird is out of control!
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:: Huh, what do you know?
:: And then Yuki said, "I'm sorry, but this is moving too fast for me."
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:: What?! You think you can just lock three people in a room and pressure them to keep coming up with gold? Eventually they'll start repeating material. I mean, what, you think you can just lock three people in a room and pressure them to keep coming up with gold? Eventually they'll start re- 
:: Open up!
:: They made it up the stairs!
:: And all we've done is make things worse!
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:: Aaaand there's only space left for one sentence.
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:: What are we gonna do?! 
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:: I've got an idea.
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:: I love you, Sarah!
:: Me too! And without further ado...
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:: What the what? How did you do that?
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:: "Gumball and Darwin kiss Sarah, but in the end, none of this mattered because it was all just fan fiction!"
:: Ah, genius idea. But, wait, how did us kissing you help that plan?
:: It didn't. 
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