News Machine, December 2019

The Residents' News Machine is an official news blog dedicated to the activities of The Residents, which has been active at the group's official website since January 13th 2017.
This page collects posts made to this blog in December 2019, as archived on archive.org.
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== Blog entries ==
=== Cyber Monday! ===
Monday, December 2 2019, 4:03am
OH NO IT'S CYBER MONDAY!!!
THIS IS IT! The bell will toll, the ax will fall and the CLIMAX COMETH!!!
ONLY THREE DAYS LEFT!!!
All G3P props and artwork - NOW 50% off!
Special Deal 1 - G3P Signed Poster 60% OFF - Only $40
Special Deal 2 - G3P T-Shirt 20% OFF - Only $40
Everything Else - 10% OFF!!!!
(Sorry, no discounts on tickets)
ONLY THREE DAYS LEFT!!! THE TIME HAS COME!!!
CYBER MONDAY BEGINS AT 8:AM EAST COAST TIME MONDAY MORNING!!!
(Did we mention that there are ONLY THREE DAYS LEFT???)
https://igg.me/at/G3P
=== Godfather of Odd ===
Wednesday, December 4 2019, 12:14pm
byNWR has published a lovely article by Barry Walters commemorating the life of our friend and colleague Hardy Fox. You can read it at the link below:
https://www.bynwr.com/articles/the-godfather-of-odd
=== Countdown! ===
Wednesday, December 4 2019, 9:04pm
3... 2... 1... AND THAT'S IT!!!
That's right - ONLY 35 HOURS LEFT!!!
Thanks to your support we have not only reached but EXCEEDED our $45K goal for financing The Residents' God in 3 Persons performances at THE MUSEUM OF MODERN ART, but... There's still a little time left to get T-Shirts, Shot Glasses, Posters, Recordings of the Event and MONDO BIZARRE ARTWORK, so HURRY! HURRY! HURRY!
The clock is counting down!!!!
https://igg.me/at/G3P
=== Klang Reissues Refused and Sale at Cherry Red ===
Saturday, December 7 2019, 12:37pm
Klanggalerie has just reissued Refused with an alternate tracklist, which pretty much gives you a complete collection of all the versions of "Fire" released to date. If you've been on a doggie hunt in dusty record bins, this should bring you joy.
Get it here: http://klanggalerie.com/gg314
Over at Cherry Red Records, they are celebrating 12 Days of Christmas with new sales every day. Day 5 in their advent calendar of wonders reveals The Residents! From now until December 15th you can get 20% off of everything they've got.
Check it out:
https://www.cherryred.co.uk/12daysofchristmas5-2019/
== See also ==
* News Machine
* Residents.com
* BOG
== External links and references ==
*The Residents' News Machine, archived December 29th 2019 by archive.org
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