Jevil vs Videogamedunkey

Jevil vs Videogamedunkey is a rap battle by Shimario. It features the jailed up jester from the Card Kingdom of Deltarune, Jevil, rapping against popular gaming YouTuber, Videogamedunkey.
== Cast ==
Snakebite126 as Jevil
Fightmarker as Videogamedunkey
Shimario, Rabi and Swoldow as the PAWNCH crowd (cameo)
GamingPlush64 as the Wendy's Employee (cameo)
== Lyrics ==
=== Jevil: ===
Why greetings Mr. Dunkey, I’d like to play a fun game
It’s a nice and simple one. Just 3 minutes and we’ll be done, kay?
Ohoho! Oh how I love to play, and if you don’t, well tough break!
Well enough of the talk, let’s cut to the chase! Good luck and have fun, mate! (Hehe!)
Though I must ask just one thing
Why’d I get put against someone this mundane?
I don’t want to complain, but we’re far from the same!
He comes across as a clown who stays in a basement 
far under.. wait…
Huh, we do have things in common, how great!
With the nonsense you say, and talk about games
You’re the one who’s ought to be locked in a cage! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
I’m not called a sane one (sane one!) but you still make my brain rot! (brain rot!)
Such inconsistent tone, not even I can handle that kind of chaos! (chaos!)
and the gimmicks you force down our throats aren’t too complex
But how could you stop making good videos if you never even started (hahaha!)
You’re an outclass on youtube, losing views too quickly to make that revenue
But don’t fret, my carousel’s a perfect home for asses like you
With each hit, it becomes more clear you’ve been defeated
So best leave ‘fore it gets heated, treat this like it’s League, and beat it
=== Videogamedunkey: ===
Okay bubby, right now you may think that you’re not screwed
But I’ve got the Bowser’s Big Bean Burrito record, so you know I’m about to shit on you
Cause to think you’ll win? This crap must be just like your freaking boss fight now
In simpler terms: This is like doing crack at Toby Fox’s house
We’re not the same. On people’s subscriptions, I’m the one nobody’s missed (that’s true!)
People play through your whole game, and don’t even need to know you exist (that’s also true!)
Triple S tier baby, you ain’t beating me
Though you may be nastier, especially with those freaking teeth (yuck!)
This is a Chicken Wing (Chicken Wing) - This is an Applebees (Applebees)
This is a guy who lost his frickin’ mind so his friends betrayed him in the blink of an eye
Now he got jailed up, and he can float all around and shapeshift into knives?
Man Donkey Kong couldn’t even compete with that kind of monkey business my guy (oh my GOD)
Time to rap. But fast
Now you’re screwed dude, you’re about to come last
(WHAT las-) fuck that, with those dumb raps
It explains why everything you say’s nothing but cap
Yeah, I’m playing you here
Got a Knack for rapping, the best pen game of the year
Ain’t my first time beating ya, so you better be scared 
Cause this time, you ain’t getting spared
=== Jevil: ===
Mister, are you sure you’re a game expert? You’ve been flopping since the start (Ho Ho!)
How could you run a track if you can’t stay on them in Mario Kart (Ho Ho!)
and it’s tragic that you don’t know your popularity passed
God! You must really have a blindfold on if you still can’t see that (Ho Ho!)
Jevil’s fly like a Devil’s Knife, your attempt at writing flows all suck! (Booooo!)
You should ditch the cigar, then perhaps you wouldn’t choke as much
So go ahead and show me the other petty insults you brought
But just this time, please decide whether you’re sorry for them or not
=== Videogamedunkey: ===
Yeah yeah yeah whatever impy boy, Dunkey’s still dunking on
this copypaste of Sans, so you should go down in just one fuCKING PAWWWNCH
PAWNCH Crowd: (OH GOD) (HOLY SHIT) (OOOOOOOOOOOO)
It’s easy to make this loser fall
When dealing with stupid low effort chumps, trust me, I know just who to call
Nintendo, this shit’s trash- Wendy's Employee: Um sir this is a Wendys.
Oh my bad. I must’ve dialed up the deltarune dev team (Ayyy)
Don’t mention relevance, you’ve been forgotten with Chapter 2, without a doubt (uh huh)
Welp, I guess that’s the one thing which you just can’t do anything about (nuh uh)
So GGs Jester Guy, I hope you had a fun time
‘Cause our little game is over now. I win, buh bye