Frank

Her name is Frank.
== Biography ==
Frank is a secretary that worked worked in the Space President's Office. She was first heard talking to Freely McWheely over the intercom at his desk in I'm Gonna Kill You in the Space. McWheely likes calling her Carol, which he pronounces with a prolonged 'Carolllllllll', even though she always reminds him that her name is Frank.
We first see her on screen in The Origin of Space Tree working as The Secretary of Secretary of Floor #2 (The Secretary of Floor #2 being Tarbob) at a stationary/insurance company run by Mee's Boss. She sucks at her job, and Tarbob prom-fires her. She's incredibly strong, as she was able to lift an entire desk and throw it at Tarbob, after which she jumped out of a window. I guess she was OK though.
She appeared again when her hair popped in from off-screen to deliver a message to Allon in Slave Grave. Allon also likes calling her Carol with the same inflection as Freely McWheely, but unlike the Space President she doesn't bother correcting him, probably because he's a fat, stupid, green piece of crap.
We saw her again in Frame Game when after talking to Freely McWheely over the intercom she popped up from under the desk with the intercom on her head. I guess she was there the whole time.
She was a guest at The Stem and Commander's wedding in The Sanctity.
== Memorable Quotes ==
"F*ck you." - The Origin of Space Tree
"F*ck yooouu." - The Origin of Space Tree
"You can't fire me! I WILL DESTROY YOU!"- The Origin of Space Tree
"(to Allon) "The message is "you suck and are fat and stupid, you fat, stupid, green piece of crap."" - Slave Grave
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