Sheepret!

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
ねえちょっと待って、そんなのってアリ？ 	nee chotto matte, sonna no tte ari? 	Um, wait a second, is that even possible?!
高い鼻、お目々パッチリ 	takai hana, omeme pacchiri 	You’ve got such a long nose and bright eyes.
目立たないわりにガチな顔に 	medatanai wari ni gachi na kao ni 	Despite being low-key, you have a really good face,
奪われる目、あっという間に 	ubawareru me, attoiuma ni 	And it fascinated me in the blink of an eye.
 	 	
顔だけってワケじゃないし 	kao dake tte wake janai shi 	It’s definitely not like I’m a sucker for looks!
中身だって大事だし 	nakami datte daiji da shi 	I know it’s what’s inside that counts,
だけど顔が良くて困るはずもないでしょ？ 	dakedo kao ga yokute komaru hazu mo nai desho? 	But you know, it wouldn’t hurt to like a guy with good looks, right?
 	 	
じゃあこれを運命と言わずになんて言う 	jaa kore o unmei to iwazu ni nante iu 	Then, how wouldn’t this be fate?
 	 	
きっと自分でも気付いてないんでしょ 	kitto jibun demo kizuitenai ndesho 	You don’t even realize it yourself, huh?
ちゃんと正したらほら見違える 	chanto tadashitara hora michigaeru 	Fix yourself up, and voila, you’re completely different!
「鏡に映るのが本当の君なんだよ」なんて 	"kagami ni utsuru no ga hontou no kimi nanda yo" nante 	“The person in the mirror is the real you,” I say.
さあ自信を持って！ 	saa jishin o motte! 	Come on, be confident!
調子に乗って…おかしいぞ？ 	choushi ni notte… okashii zo? 	And you’re pushing your luck… wait, something isn’t right.
 	 	
君の文学少年的なとこが好きで 	kimi no bungaku shounenteki na toko ga suki de 	I love you for being a fan of literature.
なんかマニアックってドラマチック？ 	nanka maniakku tte doramachikku? 	Like, isn’t being maniac kinda dramatic?
てかなんとなく 	teka nanto naku 	Y’know, something like that.
 	 	
でも最近じゃ羊の顔して何かしらやってんじゃないのって 	demo saikin ja hitsuji no kao shite nanikashira yatten janai no tte 	But lately, though he’s in a lamb’s skin, I suspect he’s fooling around…
疑いかかってますがどうなんですか、メェメェ？ 	utagai kakattemasu ga dou nan desu ka, meemee? 	Yeah, you’re under suspicion. What do you say, you little lamb?
 	 	
ケーキは+5点 	keeki wa goten 	A cake: +5 points.
プリンも+5点 	purin mo goten 	A pudding: +5 points.
浮気は-500点だぞ 	uwaki wa mainasu gohyakuten da zo 	But cheating on me is -500 points!
君とはやってられんわ！ 	kimi to wa yatteraren wa! 	Dang, I can’t stand you anymore!
 	 	
ニュースの時間です。 	nyuusu no jikan desu. 	We’ve got some breaking news.
現在お付き合い中の彼氏くん（20代前半男性）に浮気の疑いがかけられています。 	genzai o tsukiaichuu no kareshi-kun (nijuudai zenhan dansei) ni uwaki no utagai ga kakerarete imasu.	A twenty-or-so-year-old man, Mr. Boyfriend, is suspected of inconstancy.
彼女（私）の取り調べに対し、「ただの友達、何もない」と容疑を否認しています。 	kanojo no torishirabe ni taishi, "tada no tomodachi, nani mo nai" to yougi o hinin shite imasu. 	When questioned by the girlfriend (me), he denies the allegations against him, saying “she’s just a friend, and nothing more.”
 	 	
だいたいこんなののどこがいいの？ 	daitai konna no no doko ga ii no? 	To begin with, what’s so good about this guy?
ちょっと顔が良いくらいでそれがなんなのよ 	chotto kao ga ii kurai de sore ga nan na no yo 	He might have a relatively good face, yes, but so what? What does it matter?
鏡に写ってるニヤけ顔にパンチ出来たらなあ 	kagami ni utsutteru niyakegao ni panchi dekitara naa 	Oh, if only I could punch you on that smirking face I see in the mirror!
でも優しくされて「好き！」ってなって空回り 	demo yasashiku sarete "suki!" tte na tte karamawari 	But when you treat me nice, I’ll be like, “he’s such a hunk,” and it gets me nowhere.
 	 	
君と週刊少年漫画みたいな恋して 	kimi to shuukan shounen manga mitai na koishite 	I’d like to have some manga-like romance with you.
ちょっとありそうで、いや無さそうなのがロマンチック？ 	chotto arisou de, iya nasasou na no ga romanchikku? 	Somewhat realistic and sorta fictional at the same time… isn’t that romantic?
でも犯人は羊のガワ着てそこかしこ味見してるんだって 	demo hannin wa hitsuji no gawa kite soko kashiko ajimi shiteru nda tte 	But the culprit wears sheep’s clothing and is hitting on a lot of girls,
噂になってますがどうなんですか 	uwasa ni natte masu ga dou nan desu ka 	Or so I hear, but what do you say, darling?
 	 	
文学少年的なとこが好きで 	bungaku shounenteki na toko ga suki de 	I love you for being a fan of literature.
なんかマニアックってドラマチック？ 	nanka maniakku tte doramachikku? 	Like, isn’t being maniac kinda dramatic?
てかなんとなく 	teka nantonaku 	Y’know, something like that.
 	 	
でも最近じゃ羊の顔して何かしらやってんじゃないのって 	demo saikin ja hitsuji no kao shite nanikashira yatten janai no tte 	But lately, though he’s in a lamb’s skin, I suspect he’s fooling around…
疑いかかってますがどうなんですか、メェメェ？ 	utagai kakattemasu ga dou nan desu ka, meemee? 	Yeah, you’re under suspicion. What do you say, you little lamb?
 	 	
デートは+5点 	deeto wa goten 	Date: +5 points.
ディナーも+5点 	dinaa mo goten 	Dinner: +5 points.
夜はまあ、えっと…+500点だけど 	yoru wa maa, etto… gohyakuten dakedo 	And at night… um, like, +500 points, but still!
君とはやってられない 	kimi to wa yatterarenai 	I can’t stand you anymore!
許してなんかあげない 	yurushite nanka agenai 	I will never forgive you!
でも君じゃないと… 	demo kimi janai to… 	But alas, without you, I would be…
==Discography==
This song was featured in the following albums:
*Una-Chance!2 feat.音街ウナ (Una-Chance!2 feat. Otomachi Una) (album)
*OTAKARA ARCA (album)
==External Links==
*Dropbox - Off vocal
===Unofficial===
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*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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