Billy Madison

* Billy Madison is a movie about Adam Sandler and his adventures he takes on beating the shit out of kids and watching them at a pool party. at the start it shows Adam Sandler showing his inner retard, not only as a character but as a person. his father and his business is in great danger because his father can't suck enough dick and get away with tax evasion. after all of that Adam Sandler is on 2 gallons of ketamine and sees a penguin then proceeds to chase after it. 3 boring scenes later he is in school with a bunch of kids getting ready to not only hit on the teacher but the students. it is very hard to tell who is the pedophile here in that sense because they are both adults and what makes it so wrong it takes place in a elementary school. after watching a bus driver loose his shit over a banana and regretting every life decision billy moves onto the next grade in under a day. the rest of his time in elementary school is all the same thing, him being a retard and beating the living fuck out of kids. after becoming a high school he try's to hit on more under aged men. the scenes with him in high school are too short because it is under budget when in reality highschool is the longest 4 years of hell you will ever endure. and even after he went to school again and did all that shit he still did not get the family business. fucked to next century, he still ended up going to college to become the worlds best sex offender and child abuser