Karate Man Pays His Taxes!

Karate Man Pays His Taxes! is the 34th rhythm game in Rhydumb Heck Dededeluxe, and it was also shoehorned in, because it's not a Rhythm Heaven game without Karate Man, right? Karate Joe had finally moved out of his father's basement, & now lives in a local apartment in San Diego. Now he faces his greatest foe yet; Taxes!
== Gameplay ==
You play as Karate Joe, who needs to both punch random ¢rap and pay all of his taxes & bills. When a lightbulb gets punched, you happen to hit somebody in the face, and he sues you for damage. He fails, and this is your cue to pay your taxes.
== Controls ==
A: Punch
D-Pad: Pay Taxes
== Timing Notes ==
Hit: Karate Joe hits the pot/rock/soccer ball/lightbulb/whatever & it flies off the screen. When you pay your taxes, Joe gets to continue punching stuff. 
Barely: The thingamajigger falls into the floor. Joe's taxes fly away. A Barely counts as a Miss.
Miss: Whatever's being thrown at passes Joe completely. Joe's Tax paper catches on fire.
== Epilogue ==
Try Again: Karate Joe is being given a angry glare by his father while they are in the basement. Joe has a freaked-out look, & his father's hands are on his hips. The caption says "You're in the basement for the rest of your life!".
OK: Karate Joe is eating ramen noodles on his sofa-bed. The caption says "Nom Noodles™ are the best!"
Superb: Karate Joe... is just holding a flowerpot. Not the in-game one, a realistic one. Caption: "With this in my hand, I will rule San Diego!". The Lawsuit Guy is looking at him, confused.
== Trivia ==
* The Rhythm Item for this game, Lawsuit Paper, foreshadows what happens in Karate Man Pays His Taxes Again!: Karate Joe says that he "feels" for the guy who gave him the lawsuit.
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