Mike's New Car/Transcript

[We open on Mike leading Sulley outside as the big monster has his hand covering his eyes.]
Mike: Come on.
Sulley: Mike.
Mike: Follow the sultry sound of my voice. No peeking!
Sulley: Mike?
Mike: And open 'em!
[Sulley moves his hand aside to see a brand new six-wheel drive car parked by.]
Mike: Ta-da! What do you think?
Sulley: What was wrong with your old car?
Mike: (shushes Sulley) Three little words, Sulley: six-wheel drive! Come on, get in, get in, get in!
[The two get inside the new car.]
Mike: (about the seat) It's adjustable.
[Sulley presses a button and his seat goes low; he raises the seat, and then makes it move all around.]
Mike: (impatiently) Will you cut it out?!
[Mike starts up the car.]
Mike: It's like we've released a panther.
[Then, they hear dinging.]
Mike: What? What, what? (realizes) Oh! (laughs)
[He tries to get his seatbelt on, but it gets stuck. Sulley puts his seatbelt on without any trouble. Mike pulls at his seatbelt strap until his foot steps on the handle, opening the door and accidentally throwing him out.]
Mike: Whoa!
Sulley: Oh! Ooh.
Mike: Don't just sit there! Push the button!
Sulley: Hmm.
[He scans around for the button to press. The control panel has several buttons and looks complicated. Sulley finds one button.]
Sulley: Ah.
[He presses it, and it opens the hood of the car, much to Mike's dismay. Mike tries to jump up to close the hood, but he's too small.]
Sulley: I'll get it! (accidentally slams hood on Mike's hand; Mike screams) Oh, sorry! Sorry! 
[Sulley presses a button, and the hood flies open, launching Mike into the air. Mike falls into the hood and the hood closes on him. The car phone rings. Sulley answers.]
Sully: (on phone) Hello?
Mike: (on phone) Push the button!
[Sulley fumbles over the phone, hitting the button. Mike jumps out to close the hood. He pants before sighing in relief. Sulley opens the door to let Mike back inside his new car. The dinging is heard again. Mike grumbles and puts his seatbelt on. Just then, the wipers turn on and wipe the front-view window. Mike groans in annoyance. Sulley prepares to press another button.]
Sulley: Hmm. Um…
Mike: Don't touch anything. I'll do it.
[He presses a button and the radio blares out Latin music. Mike is startled and taps several buttons. One blow-dries Sulley like a hairdryer, the other opens and closes the hood, the car blares out an alarm, the wipers speed up, and the two monsters' seats are thrown back.]
Mike and Sulley: Whoa!
[Rick walks by when he sees the car going out of control. He quickly runs away. Mike and Sulley continue to thump around in the car, with the latter bashing the rearview mirror. Soon, Mike pulls the key out, stopping the car from doing anything. Their seats rise up and they sigh in relief. Sulley tries to readjust the rearview mirror, but accidentally breaks it off.]
Sulley: Oops.
Mike: (calmly) Get out of the car, please. 
Sulley: Huh?
Mike: (snaps) Get out, out, out, out, out! 
Sulley: Hey, Mike!
Mike: Get outta my car!
[Sulley is forced out of the car and he stands on the pavement. The car starts up and suddenly speeds off. Five of the six wheels roll past Sulley. The sixth one follows more slowly.]
Sulley: Hmm, that's weird. The airbag didn't go off.
[The airbag inflates and blasts Mike back up the street. Sulley catches him.]
Mike: I miss my old car. 
[The iris closes on Mike. As the credits roll, we hear Mike and Sulley's voices.]
Mike: You know, with the vroom-vroom, and the clang-clang, and the bang-bang? Oy.
Sulley: You, uh, wanna walk?
Mike: (exhausted) Yes.
[The short ends.]
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