Sex - Steve Harvey

"Sex - Steve Harvey" is a high quality rip of "Sex" from Steve Harvey.
== Jokes ==
This is a crude 2000s era YouTube Poop-style video. The audio is deliberately low-quality throughout.
The rip begins with this clip from Family Feud, where Steve Harvey asks the contestant to "name something you do at work that you wouldn't want your boss to see". The contestant answers with "sex", but before Harvey answers, the audio cuts off for a split second, then the video suddenly switches to a loud version of clip of Steve Harvey screaming after stepping in horse poop, which gets stuttered, slowed down, and stretched out.
At 0:25, the rip transitions to a sped up clip of people doing the Dlow Shuffle on Ask Steve, as a very loud version of "Get Crunk" by Brokencyde plays. At 0:35, the cover for Steve Harvey's The Adventures of Roopster Roux: That's Not Funny fades in. At 0:42, the rip suddenly zooms in on the phrase "That's not funny", then transitions to a clip of Steve Harvey saying "You all know what a meme is, right?".
At 0:45, the rip plays a clip of the video "my quick thoughts on The Ultimate Youtube Poop" by supergamma2010, specifically featuring the phrase "--God, I will start to murder".
At 0:47, it shows the Porygon from "my quick thoughts on The Ultimate Youtube Poop" on a white background with a poorly-drawn bloody knife. An arrow points to the knife with the text "knife to kill stev havrey [sic]". "Burn! Bobonga! Burn!" from plays in the background. A clip of supergamma2010 saying "--or swear to God" is looped three times, with the last one being pitched down, followed by "I will start to murder". At 0:55, the image switches to Steve Harvey stopping the poorly-drawn knife with a poorly-drawn hand, which is labeled "imortal [sic] hand of doom", accompanied by a clip of Bowser laughing from the intro cutscene of .
At 0:57, "my quick thoughts on The Ultimate Youtube Poop" plays again, edited to say the following: "Poop. I'm fucking impressed. --or swear to God, I will start to murder. God--".
At 1:04, it shows the aforementioned "You all know what a meme is, right?" clip, this time with a motivational poster-style caption reading "awesome he stop evil porygon !"/"plz laugh at my joke", referencing the "Awesome, He Finally" meme. The victory fanfare music from plays. At 1:09, the music immediately stops and the caption is removed, as the Steve Harvey clip plays in silence.
At 1:11, the "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass" scene from the 1988 movie They Live plays, with the words "I have come" looped over and over to sound like "I have cum". At 1:17, the scene resumes playing until 1:21, where the clip is edited to say "Ass. Chew ass. Kick ass. All out of gabub". The scene then resumes, partially sped up. At 1:31, the "I have come" is looped again with its audio is edited various ways, with a polyphonic filter applied and some of the loops at increasing speeds.
At 1:38, the aforementioned clip of Steve Harvey screaming plays. At 1:40, the video "amv" by dydney marill, which uses "You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid" by The Offspring, starts to play, but the phrase "Man, I never had--" is cut off with "sex, Steve" from the Family Feud clip, followed by the Steve Harvey clip playing at increasing pitches. At 1:46, the video "Nigga shut the hell up and eat a cinnamon roll" by Cushbaby Mara plays partially, cutting out the n-word.
At 1:53, the rip shows the following three pictures of Steve Harvey:
*(1:53 - 2:10) a screenshot from the aforementioned clip of Steve Harvey stepping in horse poop
*(2:10 - 2:17) the thumbnail for the video "Steve Harvey: You Have To JUMP To Be Successful!" by WTHL
*(2:17 - 2:25) a headshot of Steve Harvey
These pictures are accompanied by "Highway Blues" by New Stories, the default stock music in Windows XP.
== Trivia ==
*The playlist link in the description leads to the since-privated video "404 - BernieSanders.com Page Not Found".
*dydney marill left a comment: "its been an honor to serve by your side sir".Comment by dydney marill.
== References ==
Category:Rips with visual elements
Category:Rips featuring Steve Harvey
Category:Rips with abnormal video description
Category:Rips featuring Hotel Mario
Category:Rips with notable comments