Moricounien Latin/Little Fidesham VML

The dialect of Moricounien Latin in Little Fidesham is much closer to Italian and grammatically to English to accommodate the horrible learning curve of the student-citizens in the region.
== So, what did they do? ==
The neuter case in Latin that was removed in VML was reintroduced.
Uncertain pronouns in VML are also inherited in LFVML (e.g., ille v. le).
All Æs have been replaced with Ys, while all pre-existing Ys are replaced by I's. This might be a reference to the long-e sound for this diphthong in British English wherein it would just be "e" in American English such as anaesthesia or encyclopaedia (e.g., quaestio = quystio, anaesthesia = anysthesia, encyclopaedia = enciclopydia).
All other moods besides nominative have been eliminated except for pronouns, as in English.
The neuter case is used more in nonbinary contexts than for inanimate objects.
All Hs have been eliminated. 
Tenses match that of English: present, past, future and all progressive/imperfect and perfect modifications, without subjunctive tenses, unlike the standard present, imperfect, perfect, pluperfect, future and future perfect and subjunctive tenses that all Romance languages have.
All UU, UV or VU sequences have been replaced with W, "as it should have." However, remaining Vs are turned into Us.
-io words end in N to match the declension tables. (e.g., quystio = quystion)
-tas words end in -ty to reflect their English counterparts (e.g., aequitas = yquity).
Demonstrative hic was replaced with French ce, cognate with the same pronoun.
Pronouns are plastered directly onto the verb except for esse and posse similarly to Spanish imperative.
The primary change is the noticeable contraction of propositions and pronouns. They are all contracted similarly to Italian.
Pronouns
 	 	Nominative 	Accusative	Possessive
1st person	singular	ie 	me 	my
1st person	plural 	nos 	nobis 	noster, nostra, nostro, nostri, nostry, nostru
2nd person	singular	tu 	te 	tw, tuo, tua, tui, tuy, tws
2nd person	plural 	uos 	uobis 	uester, uestra, uestro, uestri, uestry, uestru
3rd person	singular	ille, illa, illo	le, la, lo	su, sa, so, si, sy, sw
3rd person	plural 	illi, illy, illu	li, ly, lu	lorum
Contractions
 	in 	ad 	ab 	de 	ex 	et 	que 	pro 	per 	ce
ille	inne	alle	abbe	delle	exe	elle	quelle	prolle	perre	celle
illa	inna	alla	abba	della	exa	ella	quella	prolla	perra	cella
illo	inno	allo	abbo	dello	exo	ello	quello	prollo	perro	cello
illi	inni	alli	abbi	delli	exi	elli	quelli	prolli	perri	celli
illy	inny	ally	abby	delly	exy	elly	quelly	prolly	perry	celly
illu	innu	allu	abbu	dellu	exu	ellu	quellu	prollu	perru	cellu
le 	ne 	el 	eb 	de 	ex 	et 	que 	pre 	per 	ce
la 	na 	al 	ab 	da 	ax 	at 	qua 	pra 	par 	ca
lo 	no 	ol 	ob 	do 	ox 	ot 	quo 	pro 	por 	co
li 	ni 	il 	ib 	di 	ix 	it 	qui 	pri 	pir 	ci
ly 	ny 	yl 	yb 	dy 	yx 	yt 	quy 	pry 	pyr 	cy
lu 	nu 	ul 	ub 	du 	ux 	ut 	qw 	pru 	pur 	cu
==Example==
===English===
Rumour has it, Chione, that you have never been fucked and that there is nothing purer than your cunt. However, you go to the baths without covering the part you should; if you have any modesty, transfer your loincloth to your face.
===Latin ===
Nārrat tē rūmor, Chionē, numquam esse futūtam atque nihil cunnō pūrius esse tuō. Tēcta tamen non hāc, quā dēbēs, parte lavāris: sī pudor est, trānsfer subligar in faciem.
===Articulate Moricounien Latin===
Rúmor fuit, Chione, quod numquam futútus fuistí et quod nihil púrius que cunnó tuí. Sed quand tú laváre, ne tegás partem tuum. Sí pudor habés, tránsfer subligar tuum ad faciem.
===Main Consummate Land Vulgar Moricounien Latin===
Lic fuit un rumor, Chione, que numquam fuisti fututus, et que nihil est purius que tuus cunnus. Sed quand tu lavarete, ne tegis tuus pars. Si habes le pudor, transfer tuus subligar ad tuus facies.
===Little Fidesham Vulgar Moricounien Latin===
C'un rumor, Chione, que tu numquam fuisti fututus, et que n'il es plus purus que tus cunnus. Sed quand tu lavarete, tu ne tegere tus pars. Si t'habes lo pudor, transfers tus subligar a tus facies.
===More examples===
 Tapete baiocense/Bayeux tapestry
Latin (medieval) 	English 	Moricounien Latin 	VML in the MCL 	LFVML
ubi harold dux anglorum et sui milites equitant ad bosham ecclesiam 	Where Harold, duke of the English, and his knights ride to Bosham Church 	Ubi Harold, le dux anglorum, et sui milites, equitant ad la ecclesiam bosham 	Ubi Harold, le dux anglorum, et sui milites, equitant ad l'ecclesia de Bosham 	Ubi Harold, le dux dos angli, et sele milites, equitant all'ecclesia de Bosham
hic harold mare navigavit et velis vento plenis venit in terra widonis comitis 	Here, Harold navigates the sea, and with sails filled with wind came to the land of Count Wido 	Hic, Harold, la mare navigavit, et cum velis, plenis cum vento, venit ad la terra widonis comitis 	Hic, Harold navigavit la mare, et cum vela, plena cum ventus, venit ad la terra de le comes Wido 	Ce'ste, Harold navigavit la mare, et cum dos vela, plena cum de ventus, venit alla terra dele comes Wido
hic apprehendit wido haroldum et duxit eum ad belrem et ibi eum tenuit 	Here, Guy (Wido) apprehends Harold, leads him to Beurain and keeps him there 	Hic, Wido, Haroldum apprehendit, tunc eum duxit ad belrem et in ibi eum tenuit 	Hic, Wido apprehendit Harold, tum eum duxit ad Beurania quo eum tenuit 	Ce'ste, Wido apprehendit Harold, tum duxiteum ad Beurain quo tenuiteum
isti portant armas ad naves et hic trahunt carrum cum vino et armis 	They carry arms to the ships and here they drag a cart with wine and arms 	Isti la arma ad li naves portant; et hic carrum cum vino et armis trahunt 	Isti portant l'arma ad li naves; et hic trahunt carrum cum vinum et arma 	C'illi portant l'arma alli naves, et ce'ste, illi trahunt uno carrum cum do vinum et d'arma
hic coquitur caro et hic ministraverunt ministri 	Here the meat is being cooked and here the servants serve it 	Hic, la caro coquitur, et hic, li ministri eas ministraverunt 	Hic, la caro est cocta, et hic, li ministri eas ministraverunt 	Ce'ste, la caro est cocta, et hic, di ministri ministraverunteas
hic willelmus dux alloquitur suis militibus ut preparent se viriliter et sapienter ad proelium contra anglorum exercitum	Here, Duke William calls upon his military to prepare themselves manfully and wisely for the battle against the English army	Hic, Willelmus dux suis militibus alloquitur ut ipsi preparent viriliter et sapienter pro lud proelium contra le exercitum anglorum	Hic, Dux Willelmus alloquit ad sui milites de ipsi preparent viriliter et sapienter pro le prelium contra l'exercitum anglorum	Ce'ste, Dux Willelmus alloquit seli milites pro prepar'ipsi virilimenti et sapienmenti pro prelium contra l'exercitum dos angli
hic harold rex interfectus est, et fuga verterunt angli 	Here, King Harold gets captured, and the English flee 	Hic, Harold Rex interfectus est, et li angli verterunt in fuga 	Hic, Rex Harold est interfectus, ergo l'angli verterunt in fuga 	Ce'ste, Rex Harold est interfectus, ergo l'angli verterunt an fuga
===Miserere mei Deus===
====Original Latin====
# Miserere mei, Deus: secundum magnam misericordiam tuam.
#Et secundum multitudinem miserationum tuarum, dele iniquitatem meam.
#Amplius lava me ab iniquitate mea: et a peccato meo munda me.
#Quoniam iniquitatem meam ego cognosco: et peccatum meum contra me est semper.
#Tibi soli peccavi, et malum coram te feci: ut justificeris in sermonibus tuis, et vincas cum judicaris.
#Sacrificium Deo spiritus contribulatus: cor contritum, et humiliatum, Deus, non despicies.
#Benigne fac, Domine, in bona voluntate tua Sion: ut aedificentur muri Ierusalem.
#Tunc accepta sacrificium justitiae, oblationes, et holocausta: tunc imponent super altare tuum vitulos.
====LFVML==== 
#Miserereme, Deus - secundus de tua manga misericordia.
#Et secundus della miseration de tu multitudus, deletare mea iniquity.
# Lavareme amplimenti de my iniquity; et, de my peccatus, mundareme.
#Quia ie cognosco my iniquity, atque my peccatus est semper contra me.
#Ie peccavite solo; ie feci do malum atte. Spero que t'esse iustificus in tui sermoni et uincas cum iudicaris.
#Un sacrificius de Deus qui est contribulatus perre spiritus: un cor contritum et humiliatum; Deus non despicies.
#Benigne fac, Dominus, in Sion, la bona voluntate tua: ut aedificentur li muri d'Ierusalem.
#Tunc accepta sacrificium justitiae, oblationes, et holocausta: tunc imponent super altare tuum vitulos.