Before the Battle -The Dirty Dawg Bonus Drama Track 2

is the drama track from the limited edition of the third volume of the Hypnosis Mic -Before the Battle- The Dirty Dawg manga.
==Cast==
*Yusuke Shirai as Ramuda Amemura
*Sho Hayami as Jakurai Jinguji
==Translation==
	
	Hahh...
	You're getting better and better! It'd be sweet to practice a little more but it's enough for today.
	No, I would like to continue a bit more... I think I can't quite grasp it yet.
	A big "no"! Enough is enough. Don't overwork yourself, it's bad for your throat.
	Is that so. But I would like to learn some more...
	Hmmm, well, you're doing good, I'd say. And your lyrics kick butt, Jakurai! You're a real talent!
	Talent? I'm certain it's all thanks to your excellent guidance, Amemura-kun. You're having so much fun, while teaching me.
	Yup, yup~! I'm feeling it too! I mean, that you're having fun too! It's actually very important. If you keep doing something you don't enjoy, it won't do you any good.
	You seem happy when you explain things to me. Thanks to you, I'm becoming quite fond of rapping.
	For real? That's awesome~! Hmm, how about the bonus lesson?
	What? Didn't you say that overworking can lead to issues with a throat...
	Yeah! So that's why I'm offering you a special program that I created! There are lots of things you can do to improve your freestyle!
	I understand. Today is my day off, so if you don't mind...?
	Yahoo! Okay Jakurai, do you mind if we take your car?
	My car? Do we need to drive somewhere?
	Yep! It's a special program, after all. Do what I say and your rap will be super-duper good!
	I see. Let's go then. Just tell me where are we going.
	Leave it to me! Ahem-ahem~ I'm looking forward to this~!
	(Haha... He is having so much fun. As Amamura-kun said, I can leave it all to him.)
	
	Aaaaaaand... we're here! What a cool place, am I right? Soooo relaxing!
	Yes... um, Amemura-kun?
	Oh, look, look! There are koi fish in this pond! So big!
	I suppose we're at the Japanese garden...
	Bingo!
	Are we going to practice here...?
	Hmmmm... hey, follow me!
	A-Amemura-kun, wait!
	
	Here.
	Is this... a teahouse?
	Yup! I always wanted to try a tea ceremony! Isn't it exciting, going through this little door?
	It is quite fascinating.
	Oh my gosh! It's like we found a secret entrance... so exciting!
	I understand you, of course, but...
	Let's go inside! I booked it so there are tea with lots of candies and cookies waiting for us!
	Sounds interesting.
	Does it?! Okay, here I go. Sorry for intrusion. Holy cow, it's so comfy here, just like I thought! C'mon, Jakurai, come in!
	Alright. Sorry for intru- *bump*
	
	Ehhhh, Jakuraaaai, are you still upset?
	No, I'm okay.
	Well, should've expected this, you're so big! Of course you didn't fit into this little door and hit your head. It's not because you're rude or something!
	Yes, thank you. It's just that you managed to enter the teahouse so easily, I somehow forgot about our height difference. My mistake.
	Oh, c'mon! Does your forehead still hurt? Want me to make the pain go away?
	No, I'm driving, it can distract me.
	Yeah? It's just a spell...
	Speaking of which, why was a teahouse nessesary for our practice?
	Huh? Hmmm, well... yeah! Because tea soothes your spirit! The most important thing in the battle is remaining calm and collected, so you can block the enemy's attacks.
	Is that so.
	You find inner peace, plus, the tea and sweets were very tasty~ I wonder where they got it from...? I should search it up.
	We're driving where the GPS tells us to... but where is that place? The destination you've input is quite far away...
	Hehe, that place...
	
	Jakuraaaaai, can you hear me??
	Yes! What do you want?
	CAN! YOU! HEAR ME??
	I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!
	Eh? So you can hear me? Or not? You're so funny, Jakurai! Takigyo was such a cool idea! Standing under the waterfall is a good training. I wonder how often he has time to go to the gym... Yep, I'll take some pics while I can!
	Um... Amemura-kun?
	Oh, are you done already?
	...Yes, judging by the time I spent under the waterfall, my heartbeat and pressure, I'm afraid I might get hypothermia if I stay there for any longer...
	I see! Good job! Here's your towel.
	Thank you...
	Hehe, your hair got so wet!
	Yes, the same happens to me after a shower.
	Well, it's no big deal, it'll dry somehow. Here, dry your body too! I'll go buy something warm~
	Alright. Much appreciated.
	
	Hehe, I got so many cool photos! Look, Jakurai, Mashida Takino has such a pure face here!
	I'm behind the wheel, I'll take a look later.
	Oh, your hair is all sticking out from the towel! Jakurai, don't you think it's too long? I can find you a good barbershop. Oh, yea, do you wanna drink? I can get it for you~
	Amemura-kun.
	What is it?
	What is the meaning of all of this?
	Hm? Oh, yeah! Well, you see, it's good for training the endurance, so you can take any attack!
	I see. Fortitude is important, yes.
	Yeah, yeah! The next place will be the most fun.
	Is that so. Sounds intriguing...
	Yeah, it'll be interesting!
	Haha, I think I'm reading your thoughts. Well, I'll make sure to withstand it until the end.
	
	...I know what I said but... A-Amemura-kun, what am I doing here?
	Good luck, Jakuraaaaaai!!!
	I'm not scared of heights but bungee jumping from such a height makes me nervous-
	C'mon, it'll be okay! You have a helmet and the rope is steady, right?
	That's not the issue...
	Alright, I'm counting! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3-
	Well, you can call it a life experience.
	Zero!
	...! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
	
	Ohhh, it was so much fun! Did you like it, Jakurai?
	It was quite a remarkable addition to my experience.
	Right?! When we were bungee jumping, I set up a camera on your helmet. I got a very funny video, I'll send you later!
	No, no need to.
	Hmm, is that so? Then I'll send it to Yotsutsuji! Jakurai's white eyes are a good omen!
	Amemura-kun.
	What?
	Was bungee jumping a part of the practice?
	Of course! To develop courage! An undaunted mind is very important for rap battles.
	I understand... all of your special programs were just an excuse to hang out.
	Yup! Tea, waterfalls, bungee jumping, it was so fun!
	Hah. I can't be mad at you when you admit to it like this. Good lord, Amemura-kun, you truly are something...
	Hehe~! What did you like the most, Jakurai?
	Let's see... sitting on this swing.
	Eh? For real?
	Yes. I haven't done it since my childhood. And sitting on it like this with you, it's a fascinating feeling.
	Hmm... so you were a kid too, Jakurai.
	Yes. Obviously, it was a long time ago.
	Little Jakurai... wish I could see that!
	Haha, I'm more interested in your childhood.
	Ahaha, I didn't change since then!
	I believe you. I'm certain you were as cheerful as a child.
	Yup! Of course!
	There's something I got from our today's practice.
	What?
	My rap style.
	Your style? Wow, what is it??
	I was trying to use vicious words, imitating my enemies, but I couldn't get used to it. However, I had to overcome a lot to understand myself. I want to accept my opponent and use my lyrics to heal their soul. That is my style.
	Hmmm... So this is Jakurai's rap! Awesome!
	I'm not sure if anything really changed, though. I managed to notice it thanks to you. I'm grateful.
	That means the practice was worth it!
	Heh. Certainly.
	Hey, Jakurai.
	Hm?
	Let's use our rap to make this world even more fun!
	By all means. I'm sure we can do it if we stay by each other's side.
	Yup! Let's continue our practice tomorrow~!
	Just... not like today, please.
	Ehhhhhh? Why??
	Ahahaha!
Category:Drama Tracks