AGK meets Adolf Hitler (The EXE Rewritten Cut)/Script

[BGM: Bruce Faulconer - New Earth Music]
LEOPOLD: Well, the Carn-Evil has destroyed, so what now?
JAKE: We can party in my house tonight.
LEOPOLD: That wasn't a bad idea.
JAKE: Oh and Hitler will be invited too.
*SCRATCHING DISK SFX*
LEOPOLD: Excuse me?
DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!
LEOPOLD: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
LEOPOLD: You can't be serious! There is no way the guy who want death to all of the jews can be invited!
JAKE: I know, but you never met him before. You said you want to beat him so bad, right?
LEOPOLD: ... I... I guess you're right. I didn't met him before.
JAKE: So, can you help me setting up the party?
LEOPOLD: Do I!
JAKE: Good, here's the list. (give a list to Leopold)
LEOPOLD: *reading the list shortly* Uhm, Jake?
JAKE: 'Sup?
LEOPOLD: Is this really long? I can't read the rest of them.
JAKE: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. You can call Hoppus or Gene for help.
LEOPOLD: Okay thanks, Jake. Thanks for holding up.
JAKE: You're welcome. See you later.
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HOPPUS: Yeah?
LEOPOLD: Yo, cutie. I really need your help.
HOPPUS: I told you Leopold, don't call me that. Now what did you want?
LEOPOLD: I need you to help me with the list, can you help me?
HOPPUS: *sigh* Sure.
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LEOPOLD: 'Sup, Bun-Bun.
HOPPUS: God damnit. First Gene and now you? You know calling me that was offensive to rabbits. Now give me a list, so I can read it. *reading the list shortly* Uhm, Leopold?
LEOPOLD: Yeah?
HOPPUS: Da hell is this?
LEOPOLD: Oh yeah, we need to buy something for the party tonight. 
HOPPUS: That was a long-ass list. Why did you expect me to help you for something like that?
LEOPOLD: It's really important.
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HOPPUS: I thought I told you NEVER call me that.
LEOPOLD: Whatever.
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[TIMECARD: Soon at the mall...]
LEOPOLD: I think that's it.
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HOPPUS: Damn it, Leopold. You know I can't push it too hard with all of those stuff, right?
LEOPOLD: Like I give a fuck about that.
HOPPUS: At least, help me for once!
LEOPOLD: Hey, you wanna hear this sound? *screaming bunny sfx*
HOPPUS: LEOPOLD, I SWEAR TO GOD! Help me for once or I'll leave Germany and never come back!
LEOPOLD: Geez fine, I'll help you with that.
HOPPUS: Leopold, I don't think you should get that can of beans here.
LEOPOLD: Calm down, Hoppus. What's the worst it could happen?
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HOPPUS: See? You know this is what happened if you didn't pay attention to me. 
LEOPOLD: Whatever, Mark. 
HOPPUS: Stop calling me by my first name. Let's get those cans of beans back in place. 
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[TIMECARD: Soon at Jake's house...]
JAKE: Hey, Leopold. How's the list?
LEOPOLD: It's all finished.
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[TIMECARD: Tomorrow morning...]
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JAKE: Not at all, you're just in time.
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HITLER: This couch is much better than the Fegel-Couch at my Bunker.
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GENE: Jake, come on. We'll talk about it upstairs.
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GENE: Jake, you know I wanna beat Hitler so hard, but not like this.
JAKE: Sorry, Gene. I have no other choice.
GENE: HE STOLE MY NUTELLA IN THE MORNING FEW DAYS AGO!
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[TIMECARD: Sometime later...]
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[BGM: Bruce Faulconer - Cell Kills Man (Perfect Cell Version)]
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LEOPOLD: What the hell is going on?
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HITLER: Who's this little brat?
LEOPOLD: How dare you call me a brat, you brat? We're having party here while you just dropping Pencil of Doom anywhere in the house!
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HITLER: So what? Nothing comes after that.
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[BGM: Mark Menza - Super Saiyan Trio (Unreleased)]
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HOPPUS: You gave me chores without a single payment!
HITLER: That's what you deserve for wrecking out the Bunker!
JAKE: What is going on here?
HITLER: Can you explain this?
JAKE: Look, sir. They wanna beat you up so badly, so I can invite you for this.
HITLER: You traitor. I haven't been betrayed since the second World War!
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HITLER: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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LEOPOLD: You done yet?
HITLER: Damn you, Leopold. You're just like Sawatzki but WAY MORE worse.
LEOPOLD: Who's Sawatzki?
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HITLER: If my Finland friend Carl Mannerheim heard about this, you guys are gonna be dead!
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LEOPOLD: See ya.
JAKE: Bye.
HOPPUS: Whatever, fuck you all.
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