Chisme

Chisme, (pronounced /kiːsmeɪ/), the captain of the Iris' Missive, is an old friend of Khantos Evergreen. When the party needed to find a way to get to Aegyphirian, Khantos contacted him to arrange transport there on his ship. They met them in a town called Collada, he was onboard his ship, this colourful trireme carefully painted with rainbows is possibly one of the most extravagant triremes the parties ever seen.
When they meet Chisme he is incredibly complimentary and physically affectionate, kissing Khantos on the cheeks and hugging the rest of the party. He is glad to have them aboard and willing to take them close to Aegyphirian, and on the correct side of the strait. He welcomes the whole group aboard introducing them to his crew, a crew of exceptionally well made up pirates, trying hard to look gorgeous and get their job done, while being as sexy as possible.
They led the crew well, and are welcoming to people from all walks of life even when faced with Scylla and Charybdis attacking the ship. They also showed their closeness with Khantos, doing his make up and also offering to do make up for the rest of the party, all quite gorgeous.