Burp Contest/Quotes

:Marge: What are you kids doing now?
:Bart: We're having a ... [burp noise] contest, Mom.
:Marge: What?
:Lisa: We're having a burp contest, Mom.
:Marge: Well, knock it off. I do not allow burping in this house. (leaves)
:Bart: I love Mom...
:Lisa: But ...
:Bart: The show must go on.
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:Marge: Bart!
:Bart: [his mouth shut] What?
:Marge: What did I say about burping?
:Bart: [shrugs, his mouth shut] I dunno.
:Marge: I said, no burping. And when I say no burping, what do I mean?
:Bart: [his mouth shut] No burping.
:Marge: That's right. No burping. I know you won't disappoint me.
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:Bart: Watch this. The burp champion of the world. (burps again)
:Marge: Burp, I mean, Bart, are you burping again?
:Bart: Maybe.
:Marge: What is it with this burping? Why? What's the thrill?
:Lisa: It's fun.
:Marge: It's crude. It's vulgar. It's, it's impolite. And, and it's nauseating. :leaves the room
:Lisa: That's what I said. It's fun.
:Bart: I'm still the burp champion of the world.
:Maggie: (makes a higher pitched burp)
:Lisa: Bart, meet the new champ.
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:Bart: Watch this! (burps twice)
:Lisa: Oh yeah? (burps twice)
:Marge: How many times do I have to tell you kids? I absolutely forbid burping in this household.
:Homer: How's it goin', everybody? (burps heavily) Oops. Pardon my French, heh heh heh.
:Lisa: Thanks, Dad.
:Bart: Good one, Dad.
:Maggie: (Burps)
Category:Quotes