Gardening with crazysponge

gardening with crazysponge is the tenth episode of Season Three of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
Jasbre: I wonder what's on TV today.
(Jasbre turns on the TV)
Smooth voiceover: Gardening with CrazySponge! Yeah… I need a new profession.
(CrazySponge is seen watering a giant Venus Flytrap)
CrazySponge: Good morning, bros, goths, and non-binary thots, today on Gardening with CrazySponge I will be watering some-
(He gets eaten by the flytrap)
CrazySponge: (inside stomach of flytrap) FUCKING NI-
Smooth voiceover: (sighs) We will be right back after these messages.
(Zoltan is seen next to an ACME crate)
Zoltan: Have you ever hated your child so much you've made an entire show about it? Then watch I hate my child.: the world-famous tv show worldwide… in zero countries.
Bot: (stuck in the crate) Can I be let out now, father?
Zoltan: Die already. Anyway, watch I hate my child. today!
(The TV cuts back to CrazySponge pulling himself out of the flytrap)
CrazySponge: Ugh, finally. That was worse than the time I admitted to wanking to my school crush during a zoom meeting.
(Cutaway)
CrazySponge: So yeah, I giggitied to her baboodleys. And then I schmittied all over my googagaties.
Vanessa: ...what?
(End cutaway)
CrazySponge: Anyway, onto the next plant. Right here is a corpse flower. Totally not foreshadowing at all, heheh.
Corpse flower: Wanna smell some death today?
CrazySponge: Not particularly.
Corpse flower: WELL TOO BAD!
(The corpse flower releases its scent onto CrazySponge)
CrazySponge: Oh god oh fuck it smells so bad I just wanted to water you-
Corpse flower: Oh you did? Why didn't you say so, cutie? (blushes)
CrazySponge: Uhh… okay then.
(CrazySponge reluctantly waters the corpse flower)
Corpse flower: See you tomorrow, uwu!
CrazySponge: Die. Moving on!
Jasbre: This show is actually entertaining. I like seeing the suffering of others. (eats bread crumbs on his lap)
(CrazySponge approaches the next plant, which is a cactus)
CrazySponge: Nothing dangerous here. Just a cactus.
Cactus: Yeah and I'm currently Reviewing the Charts.
(CrazySponge screams)
Cactus: What, never seen a talking cactus before?
CrazySponge: Nope, never.
Cactus: Did you know that Dr. Luke is a rapist?
CrazySponge: No but now he sounds pretty cool.
Cactus: Die.
CrazySponge: Die.
Cactus: Die.
CrazySponge: Die.
(This repeats over and over again as it cuts to Jasbre looking unamused)
Jasbre: Will you guys shut UP ALREADY? Jesus.
CrazySponge: Ugh, fine. Just don't cry too hard when I water you, okay?
Cactus: Fine…
(CrazySponge waters the cactus and moves onto the next plant)
CrazySponge: Next up is… uh, I kinda forgot. Hey this kinda looks like that stuff my mom always wanted me to eat. I haven't eaten my veggies in infinity plus three years, so I'm just gonna eat it.
(He plucks the plant out of the ground and eats it)
CrazySponge: Holy crap that actually tastes good-
(CrazySponge passes out)
Jasbre: Did he die?
(CrazySponge slowly gets up)
CrazySponge: I'm okay! Wow that's the first time I've made it through an episode without fucking dying. Anyway, I think it's time for me to eat my daily dose of Cheerios, so that'll be it for this episode of Gardening with CrazySponge.
(The TV then cuts to a condom commercial)
Jasbre: Don't remind me of my infinite virginity. Hey wait a second… HEINZ STOLE MY SHOW! THAT FUCKING KETCHUP BOTTLE SON OF A BITCH!
(Cut to CrazySponge eating Cheerios. He hears a loud beeping sound gradually coming closer to him.)
CrazySponge: Mom, did you burn the pasta again-?
(A missile with Daffy’s face on it blows up the entire house, killing everyone in it as well)
CrazySponge’s corpse: That's the first time my entire family died.
(His corpse dies, the end)
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