List of quotes in Crash Tag Team Racing said by Nina Cortex

This is a list of quotes said by Nina Cortex in Crash Tag Team Racing.
==Missions==
*"Oh. It's you hairball. Well while I'm here why don't you listen to a little proposition. You bandicoots have a thing for Power Crystals right? You bring me the keys to this mean machine Von Clutch has parked here, and I'll give you this Crystal I found.
*"So, why am I talking to you again? You're here without what I asked for, sniffing around for Power Crystals right? Grow a brain and GET ME WHAT I WANT!!!"
*"Again, you come back to bother me. What is it with you bandicoots? Are you all just dumb? Or is this because you spin so much?"
*"Look, are you going to do what I asked or do I have to start shaving you? 'Cause I will. Right down to the brain!"
*"Oooh. Now that is more like it. Doesn't take much to get you to do what I want now does it? Here's your Crystal, and I'll see you on the racetrack!"
*"Oh. It's you, Crash. Well look, as much as it pains me to say this, I need your help. There's this sweet car I wanna get, but I need a little more money. You... ugh, this is so lame! You have to get me a job. Snuffle around and find me a job. P-- Pl-- Please."
*"What? You wanna see me beg?! Ugh, I don't think so!"
*"Crash, what are you doing? Look, peon, stop trying my patience. Get me that job if you know what's good for you."
*"I am through dealing with you, Crash! God, it's like talking to soap! Don't come back here until you've gotten me that job!"
*"You did it? You got me the job? Oh Crash, you are so gullible. I'm going to use this job to get the car of my dreams, a vehicle of such power that I will be the scourge on the racetracks and vision of evil power like no Cortex before or after me!"
*"Oh get out of here."
*"Oh. Hey rodent."
*"I'm going to cut to the chase here okay? You bring me a ton of coins so I can get this car working, and I give you a Power Crystal. Why do I have so many Power Crystals? None of your business, that's why! Get moving."
*"Oh Crash. Why do you do this to yourself? Here, I find a way to make a mousetrap dodger, like yourself, useful, and instead you just annoy me. Now, get out of here before I get really testy."
*"Why are you still here!? Go get me the coins I need before I have you fixed!"
*"Do what I ask or I'm putting you in the kennel!"
*"Oh, come on you fuzzy freak! What are you doing here? Bring me those coins already!"
*"Alright! The rodent comes through with the cheese. Okay hairball, here's your Power Crystal. But with me at the wheel of this baby, you better be watching your six!"
==When interacting with Crash==
*"Can't you see I'm planning Armageddon here?"
*"Go away! I am allergic to fleas!"
*"Is there something I can help you with?"
*"Oh, it's you. Begone, vile creature."
*"Crash! Aren't you supposed to be defeating my uncle somewhere?"
*"So you're the villain I've been warned about. Rad."
*"Nice sneakers, and they look like re-pros though."
*"Crash Bandicoot! We meet at last! The circle is now complete!"
*"My uncle said you should give me any coins you've collected."
*"Crash Bandicoot! Stand still while I assess your weakness."
*"Back off, Furball!"
*"Have you come to deliver me from boredom?"
==When attacked by Crash==
*"Hey! Not fair!"
*"I'M TELLING!"
==When starting a race==
*"I'll be watching what everyone does."
*"Turn out the lights, the party's starting!"
*"My strategy is cold and merciless. Brrrrr!"
*"I'll let you all know how the rest goes when I beat you!"
*"My victory shall be swift and dreadful!"
*"Cower mortal slime!"
*"You all might as well go home."
*"It is here that I shall begin my reign of hurting!"
*"Resistance is futile, dummies!"
*"Be afraid. Be very afraid."
*"I just had my braces tightened, so BRING IT ON!"
*"Let the suffering commence!"
==When starting from a standstill==
*"So much power, so few victims."
*"Witness my unbridled donkey power."
*"Up, up, and away!"
*"Bow before my dark powers of torque!"
*"Ugh! Listen to that terrible screeching!"
*"Engage number one!"
*"I am cyborg, hear me roar."
*"The themes... more themes."
*"I cackle with glee. Hahahahahahahaha!"
*"Cower, mortals."
*"Told you I wasn't kidding."
*"Judge me by my size, do you?"
==When flying through the air==
*"Death from above!"
*"Hide, insects, hide..."
*"This is how evil should travel."
*"I wish I could stay up here always."
*"I feel like a demigod!"
*"Oww, my sinuses."
*"Warp factor 10!"
*"Check out this awesome hangtime."
*"I'm a great bird of doom!"
*"I am an airborne virus. Wheeee!"
*"Ha! I learned that trick this morning!"
*"Uh, I hope this is a non-stop flight."
==When passing an opponent vehicle==
*"And you thought you had a chance!"
*"I'll come back and get you later."
*"Feel my swift briskness, fool!"
*"I'll send you a postcard from the finish line!"
*"Eat the humiliation like candy!"
*"I need a change of scenery. See ya!"
*"Man, that feels good!"
*"Witness my velocity, slow one!"
*"I have some freshly baked discomfort to deliver."
*"I LOVE making you look bad."
*"Here, I'll show you how it's done."
*"I really must be going."
==When passed by an opponent vehicle==
*"You invite discomfort upon yourself."
*"I'm saving my strength for your doom, fella!"
*"It's okay. I need a breather."
*"I'm keeping my eye on you, fella."
*"That's okay, you're UGLY!!!!"
*"Note to self: drive faster."
*"All the better to hit you from behind!"
*"The humility of it all...!"
*"Go ahead. I'll be there to pass you in a minute."
*"Enjoy it while you can, mortal."
*"NOT FAIR!! I'M supposed to win!"
==When brushing against an opponent vehicle==
*"WOOHOO! I know I'm alive!"
*"Ha! I have lots of black touchup paint."
*"No pain, no gain."
*"Crashing is such sweet sorrow..."
*"Try as you might. I am INVINCIBLE!"
*"Don't make me stop this car!"
*"Keep it up, YOU."
*"Quick! Write down my license plate! Not!"
*"Hey! Not fair!"
*"Ooh, I love the smell of twisted steel."
*"Hey. ...Is this part of the ride?"
*"OOH! That smarts."
*"Hey! This isn't bumper cars, fella!"
*"You robbed me of hurting!"
*"The children... how they love to play."
*"Another missed opportunity."
*"The violence! I hope it lasts."
*"Walker! Stop walking."
*"I like that TOO much."
*"Nina giveth and Nina taketh away."
*"Ooh, I hope I caused THAT."
*"Are you trying to tell me something?"
*"Close, but no bubblegum cigar."
*"Lousy minor inconvenience."
*"That was pretty lame."
*"OWW! My toe..."
*"Ohhh. It sickens me."
*"It's all part of life's game."
*"My rates are sure to go up after this one."
*"I'll take a raincheck on your demise."
*"This is why I get frustrated."
*"Why waste a good opportunity for pain?"
*"Oopsie!"
*"Knowing I can is enough."
*"Oh, what a shame."
*"Cowardly coward!"
*"Today, you shall live."
*"I'M TELLING!"
*"Come back here and let me flatten you!"
*"You dare cross my path!"
*"That was a minor disappointment."
*"That could've been glorious!"
*"We shall meet again."
*"Nina feels generous. Away with you!"
*"You robbed me of my violence!"
*"That's NOT productive!"
*"Tempt fate, will you?" 
*"I knew I shoulda put on my seatbelt! Ugh!"
*"Temptation is a horrible thing."
*"Where's your guts, gutless one?"
==When brushing against a wall==
*"Get some disinfectant."
*"The damage only makes me look cooler!"
*"That'll polish out."
*"Heads will most certainly roll."
*"-scoffs- I can fix anything but duct tape."
*"There, there, my trusty steed."
*"This is the price of victory."
*"Get my plastic surgeon!"
*"Disconcerting. Most disconcerting."
*"Why?! Why did they do such things?"
*"Where's that glue stick?"
*"Better the car than me."
*"Yes! The damage looks uber cool!"
==When hit by a weapon==
*"Ah, yes. They still have a will to crush."
*"I'm invincible! ...Ouches."
*"You dare raise a hand to me?!"
*"You only make it worse on yourself!"
*"Stop it, pimple innard!"
*"Hey. What did I do to you anyhow?"
*"Now begins the winter of your discontent!"
*"I am cool by the heat of battle!"
*"Ohh, the humanity!"
*"My concentration is not concentrating!"
*"Well... okay. That was good.
*"Scars! More battle scars!"
*"Ohhh, the pain!!!!"
*"Ohh, well, did YOU cross the line."
*"Apparently he doesn't know who I am."
==When breaking a trackside target==
*"It's a bad habit, but I love it."
*"I love to do that!"
*"Rain gifts upon me."
*"What else can I break around here?"
*"My coffers grow bloated with goodies."
*"Mine, MINE, MINE!!!"
*"'Open' says ME!"
*"Breaking things makes me happy."
*"I love free things...!"
*"Jackpot..."
*"FULL... giveth me your rich innards."
*"Smashity smash!"
*"Breaking things makes me happy!"
==When attacking an opponent vehicle==
*"Do you have a taste for cold steel?"
*"Another customer served."
*"Don't EVER call me goth again!"
*"Nina Cortex bids you greetings!"
*"And THAT'S just the beginning."
*"The violence is delicious..."
*"You invite this upon yourself!"
*"That hurt you far more than it hurt me."
*"Revenge is a dish best served with gummy worms!"
*"Where do I send the flowers?"
*"-scoffs- Ya like that?"
*"Taste of my greasy wrath!"
==When destroying an opponent vehicle==
*"Who says it's not fun being antisocial?"
*"All in a day's work."
*"Sorry. It's my nature..."
*"Nature selected you for doom!"
*"I feel so alive!"
*"You make me do this to you."
*"Begone with you."
*"Bad girls, bad girls, whatcha gonna do?"
*"Cower before my mighty mightiness!"
*"Witness the fate of my opponents."
*"Taste my fist, weakling!"
*"My wrath is cold and hard."
==When destroyed by an opponent vehicle==
*"Rise my dark stallion! ... Please!"
*"I shall rebuild you in the image of your former self."
*"DON'T LEAVE ME THIS WAY!!"
*"I shall remember this sacrifice with sorrow... Really!"
*"You fought like a Cortex! And that's why you're dead."
*"Sleep my pretty, sleep..."
*"Poor baby. It was for a higher cause."
*"Arghh! I shall avenge youuuu!"
*"Stay away from the light...!"
*"It was not in vain, little car."
*"A moment of silence, please."
*"I'll never replace you... Next car please!"
*"We can rebuild you. Stronger, better, more evil..."
==When clashing with opponent vehicle==
*"Super size me!"
*"Trust me, this will improve your odds."
*"Ain't technology grand?"
*"You're gonna LOVE this!"
*"This would be so fun at the mall."
*"So many weapons, so little time!"
*"Let's get the windows tinted."
*"We join into a pinata of destruction!"
*"Run, insects of fate!"
*"How fortunate you are to clash with the likes of me."
*"Together, we shall unleash super sized amounts of pain!"
*"Does this thing have a stereo?"
==When declashing==
*"It just wasn't working out, okay?"
*"You are unworthy of my efforts!"
*"Was it good for you too?"
*"Be happy! I don't do this with just anyone."
*"Thank you for such a wonderful time..."
*"It is too hot in the kitchen."
*"Begone with you!"
*"I'm done with this!"
*"We should do that more often."
*"Umm... we're done."
*"You're boring like a junior prom."
*"Parting is such sweet sorrow!"
*"Don't call me. I'll call you."
*"I got what I wanted."
==Carrying an item==
*"With you, bad things will occur."
*"Sweet!"
*"My arsenal of thunder grows!"
*"Nice!"
*"Come to me, my pretty!"
*"This will help my dark causes."
*"It's a collectible item! Rare, too."
*"There's gotta be a catch."
*"I love souvenirs!"
*"Another tool for treachery."
*"Who left this stuff lying around?"
*"Ooh, I'll save that one!"
*"Pennies from Purgatory."
==When running over a park drone==
*"Let that be a lesson to you all."
*"Immoral? Possibly. Satisfying? Absolutely!"
*"Not a hint of guilt here!"
*"-scoffs- Great. Now my tires need cleaning."
*"Would you like one lump, or two?"
*"Hey, puffin, good luck proving Darwin right."
*"Tell it to the bionic hand!"
*"Did it feel good for you, too?"
*"Your purpose is fulfilled."
*"Where do I send the fruitbasket?"
*"Don't blame me, blame nature."
==When winning a race==
*"And that's how it's done!"
*"Get some cybernetic implants, then we'll talk."
*"Honesty is not one of my traits. I'm the best!"
*"Ha! Foolish fool! Did you think it would be that easy?"
*"You dare to cross my path, mortal?"
*"Your lameness is very lame."
*"Bow at my swiftness, peasants."
*"Witness my dark powers of domination, FOOLS."
*"Tofu eater, I laugh at your patheticness!"
*"Put more hard in it!"
*"You all made excellent prey."
*"You bore me with your vacancy of skill."
*"Now is the time to beg for leniency."
*"Begone, insignificant one!"
*"My ally is the dark force, and a powerful ally it is."
*"Like water off a bum's back."
*"It was no effort at all, really."
*"Around a frothy Wumpa Whip for all my living victims!"
*"Your puny weapons, I laugh at them! Ha!"
*"You should just give up."
*"You gotta get up pretty early in the morn."
*"I will rule with a pig iron fist of cruelty!"
*"Foolish mortal! When will they learn?"
*"So, this is what victory smells like. -smells, then coughs-"
*"The autograph line started around the corner."
*"And I have yet to tap my sinister potential."
==When losing a race==
*"Wow. Am I really that bad?"
*"Fate smiles on you today, mortal."
*"I've been better by the dregs of creation."
*"Wait! Do-over."
*"Man, I used to be good at video games!"
*"Note to self: AIM. FIRST."
*"The weak ALWAYS sabotage the strong."
*"You can run, but you can't hide!"
*"I meant to do that."
*"Nina hate losing! Nina smash!"
*"This is embarrassing."
*"I have much to learn apparently..."
*"DO-OVER!!!! DO-OVER!!!!"
*"Judgment day is around the corner, mortal!"
*"The humiliation... it cuts like a dole spoon in my heart..."
*"What will I tell my non-existent friends?"
*"Much anger in me...!"
*"Fate...why do you punish me?"
*"Run, coward! Run, run, RUN!"
*"The meek can kiss my blue butt."
*"Aww, shucky-poo!"
*"MAN! I suck pigling eggs!"
*"Count to ten, Nina. One, TWO... THREE!"
*"Is this the price of greatness?"
*"It's ALL! YOUR! FAULT!"
*"Little fly I swat at thee!"
*"Eh, winning isn't as important as how well you cheated."
==Unused==
*"Fly, my pretty! Fly!!"
*"Hurry, before they realize they're winning!"
*"Please, fill yourself with swiftness!"
*"Throw out excess weight!"
*"Make a hole, I'm coming through!"
*"Time to end the charade."
*"This is NO time to sleep on the job."
*"Come on, gamer, I have a reputation here!"
*"I beg you to pick up the pace..."
*"Things are starting to get hairy!"
*"If you speed up, I'll give you a cookie!"
*"Hurry! This is no way to lose!"
*"Revenge in thine!"
*"All in good time, my dear uncle."
*"And then, I shall rule this park with an iron claw!"
*"Man, I hope I get home soon. Walkers on at 11."
*"Car racing is for sissies!"
*"Why hasn't natural selection picked everyone off yet?"
*"Time and evil carmies on my side."
*"More victims, please. I am running out of patience!"
*"Soon, you all shall do my bidding very soon."
*"I'm underestimated by foes."
*"And this is why I lose."
*"I CAN'T WAIT TILL I'M EIGHTEEN!!!
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