SFB Movie: Different Types Of Parents!

== The Loving Parent ==
"Hey son, it's time to wake up. What do you want for breakfast?" "Can I have waffles?" "Sure." "Yay!"
== The Dad That Doesn't Care At All ==
"Hey dad. I'm gonna go do d**gs." "That's fine, son. Come back in time for dinner." "Bye."
== The Mom That Is Overprotective/Abusive ==
"Hey mom, can I go hang out with my friends?" "No! You could get abducted!" "Aw man. Not this again." "DON'T TALK BACK! I'll hit you with my shoe!" "AAGH!" *runs and trips* "That's why you don't run in the house." "My shoes were untied!" "What'd I say? Now I'm gonna throw my shoe! 3, 2, 1!" *throws shoe and misses* "Well I don't miss twice!" *throws other shoe and misses again* "I guess I did miss. Whatever! I'll just hit you with a frying pan instead!" "Mom no wait please..." *gets hit in the head with a frying pan* "That'll teach ya." 
== The Mom That Spoils Their Kid ==
"Mom can I get a PS5?" "Yes." "Can we get Fruity Pebbles?" "Yes." "Can we get chocolate milk instead of regular milk?" "Yes." "Can we get McDonald's for lunch?" "Yes."
== The Mom That Doesn't Let Their Kid Have Any Fun ==
"Hey mom, can I go to the movies with my friend?" "Did you do your chores?" "Yes." "Who else is coming?" "My friend's dad." "Which friend is it?" "Junior." "What time will you be back?" "Depends on if we get food after the movie." "Did you do your homework?" "No but I'll do it later. It'll only take 15 minutes to do anyways." "You're not going." "That's so unfair!" "Life's unfair, kid. Deal with it."
== The Mom That Tries To Speak Gen Z/Gen Alpha Slang But They Use It Wrong So They Embarrass Their Kid In The Process ==
"You better be slaying your chores or no rizz tonight." "What?" "Your attitude is giving skibidi." "Mom shut up." "Don't make me fanum tax you." "Of what?" "That's it! You're cooked!" *takes belt out* "Oh crap!" *runs*
== The Mom That Secretly Hates You ==
"Bye, mom. I'm going to school." "Bye honey." *son leaves* "I'm glad he's gone. He's such a burden."
== The Mom That Tries To Bend Reality When Assigning Chores ==
"Mom I'm gonna go hang out with friends." "Did you mow the dog?" "What?" "Did you walk the lawn?" "Am I dreaming?" "Did you wash your homework?" "You're mixing different chores up." "Did you study the laundry?" "I'm getting Dad. Dad!" *Dad appears* "Hi son. What do you need?" "Mom's trying to bend reality." "What the heck?" "It's confusing me too. Who writes these videos? Oh wait. I do. Nevermind. How are we gonna fix Mom's brain?" "We'll have to... hit her in the head." "Oh no you don't!" *runs* "Should we go after her?" "Nah."