イカサマダンス (Ikasama Dance)

==Alternate Versions==
==Lyrics==
Singer	Len	Rin	Both
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
忘れたものなのか 	wasureta mono na no ka 	Is it that it's something I've forgot?
思い出すほどでもないものか 	omoidasu hodo demo nai mono ka 	Or is it that it's not important enough to recall?
気づけばボクはまだ　空っぽの夢ばかり 	kizukeba boku wa mada karappo no yume bakari	Suddenly, I realize I'm still just dreaming hollowly
右左 	migihidari 	Right and left
 	 	
右に同じ 	migi ni onaji 	It's the same for meThough this is an expression used to mean "ditto" or "what they said" it's worth noting that the literal meaning is "same as (the one on) the right."
 	 	
意気込め　空タンク 	ikigome kara tanku 	With an empty tank of enthusiasm,
擬態　ノンスケールで大正解 	gitai nonsukeeru de daiseikai 	I imitate a great answer that's not to scale
どうでもいいけどさ 	dou demo ii kedo sa 	But whatever happens, it's fine
穴ぼこで心が溢れました 	anaboko de kokoro ga koboremashita 	My heart filled with holes starts to overflow
 	 	
ゼンマイ仕掛けで地球は一回転 	zenmaijikake de chikyuu wa ikkaiten 	By a clockwork mechanism, the world makes one revolution
脳内アンテナ　思い込みのメモリ 	nounai antena omoikomi no memori 	A brain antenna, a prejudiced memory
賛成したから今度は猛反対 	sansei shita kara kondo wa mouhantai 	Since I've agreed before, this time I'll fiercely disagree,
ぐるぐると目が回るあべこべさ 	guruguru to me ga mawaru abekobe sa 	My eyes spin 'round and 'round; everything's upside downあべこべ doesn't necessarily mean "upside down;" it means something is in the wrong order, so it can also mean "back to front" or "inside out."
×○頂戴 	batten maru choudai 	Give me a × and ○, please!
 	 	
正面から見りゃ右左 	shoumen kara mirya migihidari 	Looking at it from the front, it's right and left,
でもボクの方では左右 	demo boku no hou de wa hidari migi 	But from my perspective, it's left and right
あっちへ行けど　こっちへ来れど 	acchi e yukedo kocchi e kuredo 	I go over that way and come over this way,
正義の敵は正義なのさ 	seigi no teki wa seigi na no sa 	But in the end, the enemy of justice is justice itself!
 	 	
それなら踊れよイカサマダンス 	sorenara odore yo ikasama dansu 	So since that's the case, dance this false dance
ほら　らったったー　ハッピーなふりしようぜ 	hora rattattaa happii na furi shiyou ze 	See, rattattaーlet's pretend we're happy!
わかってんだろう？ 	wakatten darou? 	You get it, don't you?
人生は如何様のダンス 	jinsei wa ikasama no dansu 	Life is a false dance
 	 	
頭パーにして 	atama paa ni shite 	Blanking my mind,
スクエアなリズムに乗っている 	sukuea na rizumu ni notte iru 	I get into the square rhythm
難しいことは 	muzukashii koto wa 	I'll put off the difficult things
おやすみの後にして 	oyasumi no ato ni shite 	Until after we say goodnight
 	 	
ねぇ 	nee 	Hey,
 	 	
気づいちゃった 	kizuichatta 	I realized that
この世は曖昧になりたかった 	kono yo wa aimai ni naritakatta 	This world wanted to become ambiguous
誰もが嘘つきにはなれなかった 	dare mo ga usotsuki ni wa narenakatta 	No one could become a liar
それからどうも 	sore kara doumo 	And then somehow,
取り返しがつかなくなりました 	torikaeshi ga tsukanaku narimashita 	What happened could no longer be reversed
 	 	
はぁ... 	haa... 	Hah...
 	 	
カッチリ半分こで喧嘩は両成敗 	kacchiri hanbunko de kenka wa ryouseibai 	In a fight, blame is split evenly between both parties
嘘吐いても吐かれても　針千本 	uso tsuitemo tsukaretemo harisenbon 	Whether you lie or you're the one lied to, it's a thousand needles either wayThis is a reference to the pinky swear chant: "Pinky swear, whoever lies will be made to swallow a thousand needles."
期待外れは言うなら無問題 	kitaihazure wa iu nara moumantai 	If I say it's disappointing, it's no problem,
ぐるぐると目が回るあべこべさ 	guruguru to me ga mawaru abekobe sa 	My eyes spin 'round and 'round; everything's upside down
×○頂戴 	batten maru choudai 	Give me a × and ○, please!
 	 	
あっちとこっちは裏表 	acchi to kocchi wa uraomote 	That side and this side are opposites
ならどこから表でどこが裏 	nara doko kara omote de doko ga ura 	And so in that case, which side is the front and which is the back?
半分にすりゃ　半分ずつに 	hanbun ni surya hanbun zutsu ni 	If you split it in half, and then in half again,
それぞれ増えた裏表 	sorezore fueta uraomote 	You've increased the amounts of fronts and backs, respectively
 	 	
そういうことだろイカサマダンス 	souiu koto daro ikasama dansu 	So that's how it is, the false dance
ほら　らったったー　正解は不正解さ 	hora rattattaa seikai wa fuseikai sa 	See, rattattaーto be correct is incorrect!
笑っちゃうだろう？ 	waracchau darou? 	It's baffling, isn't it?
人生は如何様のダンス 	jinsei wa ikasama no dansu 	Life is a false dance
 	 	
出鱈目なステップ　リズムに乗って 	detarame na suteppu rizumu ni notte 	Follow the rhythm with haphazard steps
らったった　たたたー 	rattatta tatataa 	Rattatta tatattaー
手を叩け 	te o tatake 	Clap your hands
 	 	
君の本性　素顔晒して 	kimi no honshou sugao sarashite 	Reveal your true, frank nature
らったった　たたたー 	rattatta tatataa 	Rattatta, tatattaー
教えて頂戴　ねぇ 	oshiete choudai nee 	Hey, please tell me
 	 	
聞かせて頂戴 	kikasete choudai 	Please help me understand
 	 	
こんなボクらがボクらすら 	konna bokura ga bokura sura 	Before we forget
忘れてしまう前に 	wasurete shimau mae ni 	Everything about ourselves
 	 	
まるい世界で貴方とダンス 	marui sekai de anata to dansu 	On this round world, I dance with you
言葉ひとつ通じなくても 	kotoba hitotsu tsuujinakutemo 	Even if you don't understand a single word
暗いフロアで音を鳴らせば 	kurai furoa de oto o naraseba 	If we make some noise on the dark floor,
ボクらは何も変わらない 	bokura wa nani mo kawaranai 	Then nothing about us will change
 	 	
そういうことだろイカサマダンス 	souiu koto daro ikasama dansu 	It seems like a false dance
ほら　らったったー　正解は不正解さ 	hora rattattaa seikai wa fuseikai sa 	See, rattattaーto be correct is incorrect!
笑っちゃうだろう？ 	waracchau darou? 	It's baffling, isn't it?
人生は如何様のダンス 	jinsei wa ikasama no dansu 	Life is a false dance
 	 	
正面から見りゃ右左 	shoumen kara mirya migihidari 	Looking at it from the front, it's right and left,
でもボクの方では左右 	demo boku no hou de wa hidari migi 	But from my perspective, it's left and right
あっちへ行けど　こっちへ来れど 	acchi e yukedo kocchi e kuredo 	I go over that way and come over this way,
正義の敵は正義なのさ 	seigi no teki wa seigi na no sa 	But in the end, the enemy of justice is justice itself!
 	 	
それなら踊れよイカサマダンス 	sore nara odore yo ikasama dansu 	So since that's the case, dance this false dance
ほら　らったったー　ハッピーなふりしようぜ 	hora rattattaa happii na furishiyou ze 	See, rattattaーlet's pretend we're happy!
わかってんだろう？ 	wakatten darou? 	You get it, don't you?
人生は如何様のダンス 	jinsei wa ikasama no dansu 	Life is a false dance
 	 	
如何様のダンス 	ikasama no dansu 	A false dance
==Translation Notes==
==External Links==
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