Ministry of Canadians

Ministry of Canadians deals with all things related to Canadians and their affairs. It eyes the Ministry of Penguin Relations icily. Mostly because it's also FPH Island's prime ice magazine, to make all Canadians feel at home.
It's half francophone and sponsors a vibrant cultural community.
AND
IF THE RED TAPE
BURIES MY
MY MINISTRY
AND IF
MY CLERKS ARE CRYING
THEN I'LL DIG A TUNNEL
FROM MY SUBDEPARTMENT TO YOURS
YEAH A (hold it hold it) TUNNEL
FROM MY SUBDEPARTMENT TO YOURS