Bart's Army Marching Song

Bart's Army Marching Song is a song sung by Bart and his army when they were marching into war against Nelson in the episode "Bart the General".
==Listen==
==Lyrics==
: Bart:
: I got a B in arithmetic.
: Army:
: I got a B in arithmetic.
: Bart:
: Would have got an A but I was sick.
: Army:
: Would have got an A but I was sick.
: Bart:
: We are rubber, you are glue.
: Army:
: We are rubber, you are glue.
: Bart:
: It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
: Army:
: It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
: Bart:
: Sound off.
: Army:
: One! Two!
: Bart:
: Sound off!
: Army:
: Three!! Four!!
: Bart:
: In English class I did the best.
: Army:
: In English class I did the best.
: Bart:
: Because I cheated on the test.
: Army:
: Because I cheated on the test.
: Bart:
: Sound off.
: Army:
: One! Two!
: Bart:
: I can't hear you!
: Army:
: Three!! Four!!
: Bart:
: We are happy, we are merry.
: Army:
: We are happy, we are merry.
: Bart:
: We got a rhyming dictionary.
: Army:
: We got a rhyming dictionary.
: Bart:
: Sound off.
: Army:
: One! Two!
: Bart:
: One more time!
: Army:
: Three! Four!
: Bart:
: Bring it on home now!
: Army:
: One! Two! Three! Four!
: One! Two! ... Three-Four!
Category:Songs
Category:Songs by Bart
Category:Songs by Milhouse
Category:Season 1 songs
Category:Parody songs