Fat Braden

"Fuck Toes Vegans!" - Fat Braden
== 16+ warning ⚠ ==
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Can't get enough of his shenanigan? Well, check out the Fat Braden official Twitter Account. You'll see the crazy and wild adventures/tweets from Fat Braden, Fat Braden younger son, and also Fat Braden's Older son! ( CHECK IT OUT!!! ) ---------> https://twitter.com/GanciThomas
==What're the Origins?==
The idea for Fat Braden came from a younger version of Braden Goodnight (the creator), when he was fat. Gladly, these flabby fatso days are very far behind us. He often follows a lot of things that the real Fat Braden used to do, but some thing are different than the Fictional one! Be sure you remember that... 
He once tried to hit " The Souljia Boy ", but broke his legs and it took 3 hours until someone finally called the ambulance for him. 
== Fat Braden Sons ==
Fat Braden used to have 10 sons, but he ate one so now their's only 9. ( Technically it's 11! )
Fat Braden made a TikTok with his sons asking if they like waffles, pancakes, and French toast and since their fat they all said yes!
Currently, Fat Braden only haves custody of his eldest son " Jax ", and the other 9 kids Angelia currently haves them. He is fighting in court to get them back. Well, if at least not all of them, he will try to get the most he can!
Also a weeks ago, Fat Braden caught his son " Jax " Pleasuring himself. Now, he wasn't mad at that; he was mad that he was doing it... to furries?
== Appearances ==
* S1 E5: Prank Time!
* S1 E12: The Car Ride
* S1 E13: The Fight for Mya (Part 1)
* S1 E14: The Fight for Mya (Part 2)
* S1 E16: The Sheetz Adventure
* S1 E961: The Crush
* Mya Movie 3: Betrayal of the Fate
* The Mya Movie 8 Don't Hesitate, to see the fate let's get in ah
* Mya’s Little Cusion Ball Bounce!
* Fat Braden! ( Your Fat Friend!! )
* The Braden Cards
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==What's His Character? ==
Fat Braden is an overweight, lethargic slob that has an unhealthy obsession with succulent snacks, such as Snickers. He's also dips his toes in to the artist realm, by drawing NSFW pictures! That's not good... do you know that big furry farts and vore art? He draws that... He never get his time in the spotlight, but it's not like he's a good person or anything - he sometimes does things just for the fact that he can see people in pain and sadness. Don't trust this guy as a friend or as a twinkle holder, because he'll eat it. 
=== Some Fun Facts! ===
#In the earlier times of this page, I used to have a comparison of the real Fat Braden to me about a year and a half ago. I then remove it because I shouldn't really show my face to random people on the internet. I realized to that I looked way to skinny like I was on crack...
#Fat Braden's favorite food is actually not mayonnaise! It's actually Garlic! I don't know why he would lie in a question like that, pretty weird...?
#Fat Braden fat-flabs are so big that they formed a cavern called "Fat Caverns."
#One Time He tried to do the " Dick in the Pringle Can Trick " to Mya, but got his penis stuck in the Pringles can. Also while waiting the ambulance he tried to eat his dick because the veins to his wanker, also goes to his brain. So it causes him to think that his pecker was a delicious, delectable, and Salty treat...
#" Tried " To have sex with a girl, but his kept gasping for air and sounding like a dying beached whale because, god forbid he had to exercise for once in his life
== Notes ==
*Fat Braden once sold his cousin to get a box of limited-edition Shrek-branded Twinkies.
*Fat Braden can store food and other items within his flabs for safe-keeping.
*Fat Braden once tried to a hand stand, but he broke his hands due to his large weight.
* Fat Braden is so dumb and mentally deficient, he put non-alcoholic Beer Flavored Jelly Beans into water, and waited expecting to get some Fresh Cold Beer! That's why Dava never liked him
* In Mya Movie 3: Betrayal of the Fate, Fat Braden's shorts fall down exposing his ass. This one scene caused the movie to receive an R-rating, and it was banned in some countries.
** One theater said that the entire audience vomited or passed out on premiere day.
* Fat Braden had a Crush on Shoto Todoroki and he loved My Hero Academia...… Yeah that's why he only had one friend.
* he's so fat he can't dance, so he just jiggles his body.
* Fat Braden once made a drawing of among us and it wasn't family friendly. he wanted to keep it a secret despise the fact he already show it to 5 people. See why people don't wanna hang out with this Fat Bastard?
* Fat Braden had a crush on the video game character Link from the Famous Video Game " The Legend of Zelda "
* Fat Braden is so dumb he thought a family member being mad at an obviously dumb pick was them being jealous. NO Fat Braden! You Fucking Bafoon!
* Fat Braden once created a Sandwich that he said was his favorite sandwich. It consisted of store-bought Big Mac Sauce, 6 Red Taki's, and 2 slices of crust-less white bread.......... Jesus Fucking Christ how did Fat Braden not get diabetes?
* Fat Braden used to talk about sexual stuff the time... no wonder why Anthony doesn't talk to me no more..... please come back.
* Fat Braden secretly crushes on Donald Trump.
* Fat Braden used to listen to a group Called "MC Virgins,” is he apart of it? Yes and no. (The Joke is that he is a virgin and he never had sex before, but he’s not a part of the band.) Also, this song is literally him ---> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmy6U2sF6Co
* One time, he made a fan-fiction about Steve and Alex from Minecraft having sex, and the end reveals that the villagers were recording it...
* Real-Life Fat Braden did all of these things listed in the Notes section. Except 3 of them man…
* He thought he had fetish because he liked a guy, he didn't know he was gay yet. And then he didn't know he was bisexual...
* He wanted to be a “femboy,” but realized no guy would want his fatass...
* He Once sent a video of him " BACK-BENT OVER SPREADING HIS CHEEKS OPEN, WITH HIS BOOTYHOLE EXPOSED, AND THE SOUND ON SO YOU CAN HEAR HIS NUTSACK HITTING HIS LEG, AND HE'S MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH THE CAMERA, AND HE'S SHOWS THAT HE'S HARD, AND HE ALSO SHOWS THAT HE WEARING SOCKS... " Because Purbert sent a video saying he wasn't a true friend if he didn't do it.
* I'm known as the beef bastard! Everyone knows I'm the ultimate master! I'm known as the beef bastard! Everyone knowns I'm a walking disaster! I'm known as the beef bastard! Wave your hands up! YOU KNOW I'M FASTER!!!
* One time he went to do the PSSA's and after him and his mom went to McDonalds, and I saw someone from the testing there! He said like 3 MEALS, and I thought " Oh! That must be for him AND his mom! ". It was all for him...
* For a couple of months, A info box for Fat Braden would've appeared when you searched the words " Fat Braden ". But sadly after adding the " NSFW Artist Job ", it got removed. I was sad when that happened, but hey; it was my fault anyways!
== Favorite Songs ==
Some of Fat Braden's favorite songs are these :
* ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8&list=RDSv6dMFF_yts&index=8 )Category:Characters