Clowncil

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The Clowncil was an organization that operated within Los Santos before The Mime Wars. The group was often referred to as the "Clown Gang", but this name is less encouraged because of its association with gang bangers, the proclaimed enemies of the clowns. Rather, the Clowncil considered itself a family which does favors for each other and works on projects together. Following the events of The Mime Wars, the Clowncil has been disbanded and the clowns have nothing but animosity toward one another.
A New Clown Order has formed that oversees the activities of all clowns. The Order formulates its Code, or Clownstitution, and compels all clowns to follow it, with punishment for those clowns who do not. The Order is headed by the Elders, who author the code and make sure it is enforced.
==The Mime Wars: A Broken Clowncil==
In the whimsical city of Los Santos, joyous laughter once echoed through the streets. However, the onset of the Mime Wars plunged the city into a silent and bitter conflict that would forever change the face of clown warfare.
Drafted into service, the clowns faced the Mime Menace, an enigmatic and cunning adversary that emerged from the shadows. General Doodle took charge, training the clowns for the looming battle against the mimes. The clowns, initially fueled by their whimsical spirit, learned to wield weapons and defuse traps, preparing for a war that was anything but ordinary.
As the war escalated, some clowns, unwilling to face the silent horrors that awaited them, sought ways to dodge the draft. A few clever individuals found loopholes, others feigned injuries, and a handful simply disappeared into the whimsical underbelly of Los Santos, avoiding the inevitable clash with the mime forces.
The Great Mime War unfolded with a series of absurd and comical battles. Moose Knuckles, armed with chee-toe dust, unintentionally caused a mime explosion that left the clowns in awe of the unexpected firepower they possessed. Yet, the mimes proved to be formidable adversaries, orchestrating pranks and ambushes that left the clowns reeling.
Chaos ensued as the mimes seized the opportunity during a laughter-filled ambush to abduct Stumbles, a crucial mime-killer. The turning point in the war came with the clowns' failed attempt to rescue Stumbles, resulting in a demoralized and defeated Clowncil returning to Los Santos.
The once-unbreakable bond among the clowns shattered in the aftermath of the Mime Clown War. The city, now somber and divided, echoed with bitter echoes of resentment. The defeat weighed heavily on the clowns, and blame was cast upon those perceived to have failed in their duties.
Rumors and conspiracy theories circulated, accusing some clowns of being mime sympathizers or even double agents. Trust eroded, friendships crumbled, and the clowns turned on each other, nursing wounds that went beyond the visible scars of battle.
In the end, the Mime Wars left the Clowncil in disarray. In the aftermath of the Mime War, Los Santos stood as a somber city, haunted by the echoes of defeat. The once-thriving Clowncil was shattered, leaving the whimsical streets in disarray. The Great Mime War had taken its toll, and the clowns were left to pick up the pieces.
Chatterbox
In the whimsical city of Los Santos, Chatterbox led the thriving Clowncil with joyful antics until the onset of the Clown Wars. Drafted into service, the clowns faced the Mime Menace, with Chatterbox struggling with the enforced silence and inner demons. Illiterate and unable to decipher a crucial missive, Chatterbox's ignorance led to a tragic minefield incident, causing a friend's injury. Learning to read with Moose Knuckles' help, Chatterbox eventually embraced literacy.
In a mimetic conspiracy, Chatterbox unwittingly aided the mimes in orchestrating a prank during a laughter-filled ambush. The mimes seized the opportunity to abduct Stumbles, a crucial mime-killer, leading to a turning point in the war. Despite a daring rescue, the clowns ultimately lost to the cunning mimes, returning defeated and demoralized to Los Santos. The once-unbreakable bond among clowns shattered, leaving behind bitter echoes of resentment in the somber city.
 
Bozo
In 2023, the Mime Clown War erupted, causing Bozo to become a double agent, infiltrating the mimes while struggling with loyalty to his clown comrades. Discovering a Mime-written Clown Bible, he exposed the mimes' deceit but was framed by Clowngress. Serving an unjust prison sentence, Bozo persisted, gathering evidence and eventually being cleared by influential clowns. After five years, he returned as a changed clown, using his experiences to educate others about the importance of unity and resilience, becoming a symbol of hope in a city healing from the Mime Clown War.
Janky
Kirk Jerkems, once content with his clown family in Los Santos, faces a grim reality as the Clowncil falls apart amidst the destruction of the funhouse and the looming threat of the Great Mime War. Drafted into the war, Kirk, along with other clowns, trains under General Doodle. Kirk, paired with Mini, forms the deadly "Country Skreets" unit, wreaking havoc on mimes. Despite initial victories, the clowns struggle, suffering casualties.
Upon Stumbles' capture, a rescue mission ensues, but Kirk's perception of Stumbles as a bumbling fool shatters. Kirk, unable to reconcile this transformation, abandons the Clowncil, vowing to fight the war alone. He becomes a lone wolf, battling mimes with a growing sense of paranoia. Eventually, Kirk discovers the clowns' surrender, leaving him emotionally shattered and swearing off the clown life.
Years later, Kirk, now a survivalist and gunsmith, misses the city life. Realizing he can use his skills to craft weapons for gangs in Los Santos, he returns. Despite financial constraints, Kirk is determined to start anew. On his way to the airport, he retrieves a brown bag containing his clown mask, symbolizing the bittersweet memories he couldn't let go of. As he boards the plane, Kirk reflects on the bag, representing his dual identity as both Kirkem and Jerkem.
Stumbles
Stumbles, the enthusiastic clown of the brigade, eagerly headed to Fort Baxter Air Base a day early, anticipating a head start on training and camp setup. Trained under Command Sergeant Major Scruffy Doodle, the clowns prepared for the real battle against mimes. Stumbles excelled in mime annihilation, becoming a skilled performer in defusing imaginary traps.
For three years, Stumbles thrived in his mime-busting role, impressing his mentor Kirk. However, his dedication cost him his relationship with Lily, who sought a life without invisible enemies. Stumbles, understanding, agreed to part ways. One night, he fell into an ambush by the Silent but Deadlies, leading to a year and a half of captivity in an invisible box.
Rescued by his fellow clowns, Stumbles returned to Los Santos changed. The experience marked him, but Kirk recognized his newfound expertise in escaping imaginary confinement. The circus continued, a bit stranger but with Stumbles as the world's foremost expert on breaking free from invisible traps.
Moose Knuckles
In the whimsical world of clown warfare, Moose emerged as an unconventional hero armed not with combat skills but with a stash of chee toe dust, earning him the nickname "Grenade Gourmet." Initially a wartime journalist documenting the absurdities of battle, Moose unintentionally caused a massive mime explosion, becoming a legend.
Despite newfound acclaim, Moose, a pen-wielding warrior, grappled with Clown Traumatic Stress Disorder (CTSD) after witnessing carnage, including Pico losing limbs. Tragedy struck as Moose bid farewell to Camel Toe, inadvertently revealing her location to mimes. Abducted, Camel Toe met an unexpected demise in a mime hideout, her rotted photo sent to Moose.
The loss shattered Moose, leading him to forsake his iconic mask and chee-toe dust. He roams the streets and sewers in a daze, haunted by war demons and seeking meaning amid the madness. Moose Knuckles, once a clown prince, found himself entangled in a tragicomic tale of loss, laughter, and the lingering scent of chee-toe dust in the absurdity of the clown-mime wars.
Boom Boom
Sooty, afflicted with "mime-itis" by mime traitor Yuri Popov, embarks on a Clown Pilgrimage with a needle of Happy's blood, seeking a cure from Yuri's grandfather, the original Clown-turned-Mime. She confides in Kirk that even when cured, she won't return to the ongoing clown-mime war. Instead, she plans a hiatus with her pre-pre husband Richard Tips and canine companions Fawkes and Baxter for a taste of a normal life.
Originally planning a whimsical vacation excuse, the mime debacle provides Sooty with a secret reason for her extended absence. Unbeknownst to the clowns, Yuri Popov is a descendant of the legendary first recorded Clown, who became the Alpha Mime and aimed to ascend to the pinnacle of mime hierarchy as the Omega Mime. Sooty's pilgrimage intertwines with clown lore and mime machinations, creating a comedic drama in the whimsical world of mimes and clowns.
Pico
In December 2023, the United Clown Federation prepares for war at Fort Baxter. Two clowns, part of the U.C.F. 'Born To Yuck,' enter the Chris Angel School for the Mentally Gifted, expecting a graduation ceremony. Chris Angel reveals their graduation marks the beginning of training for the Chris Angel Super Elite Squad, where they learn psychic techniques to combat mimes. The scene transitions to January 1st, 2028, where Pico, now middle-aged and despondent, faces the persistent threat of mimes. Despite his efforts to engage in a psychic battle, a bird disrupts the encounter, and Pico reflects on the ongoing struggle as he rolls his wheelchair home to Grapeseed.
Bon Bon
In the midst of the great clown war, Bon Bon, fueled by rage after the death of Rosabel Briar, joined the fight against the mimes. Serving under Command Sergeant Scruffy Doodle, Bon Bon's ferocity and disregard for orders earned him the nickname "the mime mutilator." His intense anger caused divisions among his fellow clowns, but Marie remained a constant source of support, listening to his struggles and witnessing his gruesome actions. Despite the war council's consideration of discharging him, Bon Bon's high kill count saved him from dismissal. The clowns ultimately lost the war, and Vice City fell to the silent epidemic, leaving Bon Bon and his comrades in dismay.
Mirth
Ursula, once a lively and vibrant clown, embarked on a wartime assignment as a Clownspondent, tasked with running propaganda and news coverage during the great clown war. The experiences in different barracks and witnessing the carnage left a profound impact on her. As she immersed herself in the war effort, her alters integrated into her core identity, and her memories flooded back, revealing her full past. The relentless exposure to destruction and violence changed her fundamentally.
Over time, Ursula began to detach emotionally, leaning on her former alter, Pandora, and experiencing a numbness within. She withdrew from personal connections, neglecting her relationships, and the darkness that Eris had warned her about took hold. The war ended with the mimes emerging victorious, yet Ursula felt nothing, consumed by the apathy that had crept into her being.
Happy D'Klown
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Scruffy Doodle
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Tip Top
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Delver
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Pockets
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Bubblegum
Lily, filled with mixed emotions, joins her clown family on a flight to war, experiencing a sense of belonging and love for the first time. A heartwarming moment is interrupted when Seven is left behind, prompting Boom Boom to pilot a helicopter for a mid-air rescue. The clowns rejoice as Seven safely boards the plane.
As Lily departs Los Santos, she reflects on her worries, says goodbye to her loved ones, and spends a poignant moment with Terry Wrist. She and Ursula arrive at the barracks, where Lily searches for Stumbles, only to discover he's on the front lines. Three years pass, and Lily witnesses Stumbles' battlefield prowess, but their relationship undergoes strain due to the distance and pain of war. Lily, heartbroken, offers to go to the front lines.
In a tragic turn, Lily is gravely injured in an invisible bomb attack, leading the clowns to believe she perished. Lily, surviving and mistakenly assumed to be a mime, infiltrates their ranks, eliminating key mime figures. Despite her efforts, the clowns lose the war, and Lily, now a cannibal after tasting mime meat, heads home, encountering Moose Knuckles in a trance-like state along the way. She helps him return to Los Santos, coping with the consequences of her actions.
Keith
Keith, who had been drafted into the Second Mime War in December 2023, stood out for his helicopter flying skills and medical knowledge. He was assigned to a Medevac unit and became a pilot in a ROFLcopter, rescuing Clowns in distress. Shot down by Mime technology, he was taken captive, but, due to his medical role, was treated neutrally. Despite planning an escape, Keith's attempt failed due to a noisy incident.
After months in isolation, Keith returned to the general population, gaining a new perspective on Mimes and Clowns and realizing their shared beliefs despite differences. He began to distrust the Clowngress for their aggression towards Mimes. With the war's conclusion and Clowngress surrender, Keith became part of the final prisoner swap. Declining a military honor, he opted for retirement, returning to Los Santos to rebuild his life after the physical, emotional, and spiritual toll of the war.
Seven
Seven volunteered for the Second Clown-Mime war with his husband, Keith Herman. As a Specialist in the Primary Repair And Newifying Krew (PRANK) unit, his duties included fixing electronic devices and writing paperwork. He faced the difficult task of writing letters to families of deceased or missing Clowns. Despite frequent station changes, he worked diligently.
Four years into the war, after an EMP attack, Seven repaired a communications array, only for a failsafe to trigger. This inadvertently saved him from a Silent but Deadly SpecOps Mime attack that devastated Fort Grimaldi. Though wounded, Seven survived and was promoted. He declined medical discharge, hoping to reunite with his husband. Eventually, Clowngress conceded defeat, and Seven was honorably discharged.
Unable to contact his husband or the Clowncil, Seven returned to Los Santos, wearing a mask to conceal the pain from the war. Now, he must rebuild his life in the aftermath of the conflict.