There's No Such Thing as a Dumb Question 1

For the similarly titled question also from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK, see There's No Such Thing as a Dumb Question 2.
There's No Such Thing as a Dumb Question is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
How many strings are on a twelve-string guitar?
===Choices===
1. half a score
2. the square root of a gross
3. a ream
4. six
===Choice Quotes===
1. "A score is 20. I think half a score is just kissing and heavy petting."
2. "A gross is a 144, the square root of that is 12."
3. "A ream. No. Y-you know what I'm gonna do with this one so what's… what's the point of even bothering. A ream equals 500. Thus, you are incorrect."
4. "I'm sorry, were you asleep during the… the part where I said twelve? Strings?"
===Answer Quote===
"The square root of a gross. Uh some people think of that as a gnarly."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"The square root of a gross. A gross equals 144, the square root of that is 12. You got that, Einstein?"
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