How to Call in Bikini Bottom

This page is a tutorial on calling underwater. However, your phone is unable to preform this action. (which is why Patchy The Pirate writes letters instead)
== Guide ==
All cities have an area code. Type "3422". The number becomes invisible. Now, type the numbers/letters to call.
* BKN/256/415 - Bikini-Ukulele Metro Area
* NKC/767/513 - New Kelp City
* RBU/259/415 - Rock Bottom
* PTV/347/549 - Patrickville, Sandyville, Eugeneville
* PFC/123/987 - Other
Category:Bikini Bottomites