Bridge

Bridge is a card sport played exclusively by old people and Nathan AAAaaaaaAAAAAAaAAaaa. The best player at bridge is my dad who beat Bernie Sanders at the Bermuda Bowl in 2028 by playing Dark magician girl yugioh card.
== How to play bridge ==
First, you need a lot of supplies like lots of alcohol and all the weird kids from your high school. You also need that one guy and a book. You flip to a page in the book and that page will show the one guy how to play bridge and he'll explain it to you and the weird kids from your high school.
== History of bridge ==
in 4480000000 BC as Jupiter was departing from Saturn, a small fart particle emitted from between them and landed on Earth as the first volvo car dealership. Before all the worms were killed by Chuck Norris, they invented a card game in that volvo car dealership. Sometime after that in the late nineties, the Russians discovered the volvo car dealership at the bottom of the pacific ocean and saw remnants of A Really Good Time. Using AstroPseudoCarbon technology they brought back to life a hologram of one of the worms who taught the Russians how to play bridge. This is what ended the Cold War. 
=== After that ===
In America, bridge was introduced by some dude named Leo Tolstoy. You may know him because he wrote the book "The death of ivan ilyich" which is a famous story about bridge.
=== 2018 ===
in 2018 the north american bridge old people were like "the stop card is bad" so the stop card was banned from tournaments and club games starting some day in January in 2018. 
=== 2020 ===
in 2020 all of the north american bridge national tournaments were cancelled due to COVID-19 and most of the old people cried. Since old people can get very sick from Corona Virus, bridge needed a way to rope in the younger population. This is when the big head honchos of bridge landed a deal with Konami and started integrating yugioh cards into the traditional 52 card deck to attract attention from millenials and zoomers. 
=== Future ===
Now, in the future, bridge is played by everyone who is now old after getting into bridge during the great yugioh merger of 2020. The old people really like warm places which is why they play the Bermuda Bowl (in Bermuda) every year to establish dominance over the Polish.
== Notable Bridge players ==
* my dad
* Keroro Sergeant Frog
* Nathan AAAaaaaaAAAAAAaAAaaa
* Chuck Norris
* old people
* the guy who wrote "death of ivan ilyich"
* ivan ilyich
* director
* Bernie Sanders
== Trivia ==
* you can win automatically at bridge by farting and coughing at the same time
* the first person to learn bridge from the worm hologram learned so much bridge that his brain expanded
* If you play bridge even once, there is a 12% chance you will cure cancer
* the only card you can't play in bridge is blue eyes white dragon because the stunning blue eyes distract the opponents
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