Hamilton vs Evan Hansen

Hamilton vs Evan Hansen is the second instalment of Rap Battle! ZodiacKiaran. It features American Founding Father and protagonist of the hit Broadway musical 'Hamilton', Alexander Hamilton rapping against the protagonist of the Broadway musical 'Dear Evan Hansen', Evan Hansen. It was released on Soundcloud on July 31st, 2019, with the video releasing on March 25th, 2020.
== Cast ==
Jason as Alexander Hamilton
Mancha as Evan Hansen
ZodiacKiaran as Jared Kleinman (Cameo)
== Lyrics ==
=== Alexander Hamilton ===
Call me Alexander, I’m a founding father
A self starter by the age you were tapping off to Connor
A man with a plan, yes I am, you don’t understand 
This bastard orphan’s gonna leave you runnin’ harder than your dad
You write lots of personal letters, I know what’s up, mister 
You’re young scrappy and hungry for your ‘dead “friend’s”’ sister (eww)
It’s pure luck you only broke the one hand, understand?
You’re so alone I think you’re gonna need a right hand, man
=== Evan Hansen ===
Dear Alexander
First of all, fella, you’re a liar, and a cheater
Can’t really understand why people call you a leader
You’re helpless, Alexander. I think it’s time you lie and wait 
You’ve lost to Thomas twice in rap, this is your next big mistake 
So read this verbal pamphlet, ‘fore you go ahead and snitch 
You broke bad so hard the Schuyler sisters made you their bitch
Step out of this, son, before you feel the Burr-n, sir
Your show has had it’s chance, but now it’s my turn, sir
Your words fail Hamilton, you’ve committed lots of sins, bro
So you’ve thrown away your shot, while I’m waving through a win
Though, Angelica’s been baffled by your all personal letters
But sliding into Lauren’s DMs.. hmm, If I Could Tell Her
=== Alexander Hamilton ===
Hey, we’re close, but not that way 
You know what 
Evan, that was a real trash declaration (oof)
Listen to my mixtape I’m running the rap nation
And you’re calling me a liar? Your only friend is pure lies
Am I surprised? I’ll grab my pistol.. And aim it at the sky! (yeah)
I’m running the law, you’re under Murphy’s law
With kinky letters to Connor scattered all over your inbox
I’ll leave you ditched in a forest and I won’t make any sound 
You’ll never find true love with anyone ‘cause You Won’t Be Found 
I am Alexander Hamilton, going at you ham
Until ya accept you’ve Ben Splatt and leave this vict’ry to the champion!
=== 
Evan Hansen ===
Alexander, Champion? More like bad companion 
Left Lafayette abandoned, can’t say no to this with rapping
You destroyed your career, man, what were you thinking?
Oh yeah, you were too busy with Maria getting 
=== Jared Klienman ===
Kinky!
=== Evan Hansen ===
I leave Zoe satisfied, while you’re cheating on your wife
That glass is not the only thing you have been raising all your life
I mean you raised your own son, got him murdered guess who’s counting?
Get off you ass and see your family, take a break from this accounting
Call me Aaron Burr, sir, ‘cause I’ll make you Disappear 
You’re non stop pushing people away for your career 
May be the broadway rap god thought it’s clear to see
You’re nothing without Lin Manuel by your side
Sincerely, Me
== Trivia ==
* This is the first non Pokemon matchup Ciaran has released since Walter White vs Light Yagami in 2017. This was also the canonical premiere of Rap Battles! ZodiacKiaran until that position was given to Walter White vs Light Yagami. 
* The video for this battle began Ciaran's style of drawing and animating his own character models. The drawings in this version were done before he bought his drawing tablet and are of much lower quality than the ones featured in the following battles
* ERB2 posted a comment on this battle saying Nice work Ciaran. Enjoyed this. Look forward to more.
* This is the first of Ciaran's battles what went noticed by ERB.