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== Red Band Teaser Trailer ==
Brandon's Grandma: I have a request. Before I… you know what, I want you to promise me something.
Brandon: Anything.
Brandon's Grandma: Grow some balls.
The logos appear on screen. It cuts to Dave handing Brandon a "hello my name is" sticker.
Dave: Welcome to Dave's Pizza Palace.
ONE JOB
Danielle: You must be the new guy. Brandon right?
Brandon: Uh yeah.
GREAT COWORKERS
Brad: You fuck with me, you're dead.
Danielle: Really? You just couldn't contain your excitement?
Max: It's a big white box, they won't notice.
ONE DESTINATION
The camera shows Dave driving the car. He stops and it shows Tiff opening the door. 
Tiff: Well hello.
ONE PROBLEM
It shows Brandon meeting the girls and taking a drink. The camera goes black until he wakes up. Music plays quietly as Brandon walks down. He sees Tiff walking up to Jimmy, and she puts his finger in his mouth. Without warning she bites down, blood spraying from his wound. Brandon stands there horrified and the scene cuts to Brandon on the phone.
BRANDON: Dude, you gotta help me. They fucking ate this guy.
BRI: Fuck this is so good.
SETH: Alright, it sounds like you’re dealing with cannibals. Man eating man. In all my years of watching horror, there is one defining trait that stands out. I need to know if that trait is there. In order to figure it out, I need to ask you a question, and you need to answer. Do you understand?
BRANDON: Of course.
SETH: ...Do they have Southern accents?
Brooklynbloodpop begins playing as scenes are shown: Brandon swings a stapler, Tiff plunges in a knife, Tiff smiles, Bri snorts a line of coke, Brandon brings the pizza box up and down, and Brandon is held up in a choking position held by Bri. As it finishes it shows Brandon exhausted and bloody.
DELIVERY
JAKE SHORT
GERALDINE VISWANATHAN
KATHRYN NEWTON
BRIANNA HILDEBRAND
ALEX WOLFF 
PEYTON LIST
PARIS BERELC
LIV HEWSON
PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER
TIM HEIDECKER 
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