Gnasty Gnorc

Gnasty Gnorc is some sort of ghoulish being known only as a, "Gnorc" (according to our research team, that is some sort of crossbreed between an Orc and a I-Don't-Know-What-Starts-With-Gn-And-Fits-Here-And-If-You-Say-Gnome-I'm-Killing-You). He used to live in Dragonrealm, but would be kicked out by the dragons and forced to flee the country for a much cooler land. Although he doesn't hate people by default, or antagonise them for no reason, he is an incredibly sensitive soul, and gets very defensive if you make fun of his ugly.
Gnasty Gnorc is self trained in the arts of witchcraft, despite the fact that he looks more like a dumb brute who would only use a melee weapon. Truth be told, Gnasty is highly intelligent and calculative, most cetainly not a simple creature as some may call him. And besides, he is far cooler than Ripto, don't @ me in the forums.
== History ==
=== Childhood ===
Gnasty Gnorc was the single child to an orc mom and a dad of a species we've yet to have determined. His life was largely spent going to the nearby LEGO store and gazing at all the cool sets they had. Of all the lines he saw, Mixels was his absolute favorite. He made mixes, even a few maxes, and broke many of the pieces used to make the Nixels during playtime under the belief he was killing them. Of all the tribes, his favorite were the Wiztastics. In fact, he loved them so much he wanted to be like them! One day, he broke into a nearby museum to steal a big scepter. This scepter used to belong to the famous dragon sorcerer Urmona the Big.
Later, he tried to hold a magic show, trying to send a Snood to The Backrooms and then back to impress an audience. However, he forgot the spell to send the Snood back here, though he figured it didn't matter. As it turns out, it did matter because he accidentally sent the audience there instead! His parents then grounded him for two weeks afterwards. This meant no TV, no Mixels, no magic, and no personal care products. His might've been what caused Gnasty to look the way he does now. I dunno, maybe it was all the termites and fertilizer he ate as a child.
However, Bowser was flying his airship above Dragonrealm around this time, shooting stuff with lasers that turned them into crystals. Gnasty's parents were amongst the people that Bowser did this to. Once Gnasty discovered his parents were basically reduced to living sculptures, he cried. He really didn't know what to do about it. He cried so much that The Enigmatic Foe appeared and sang his song. Which caused Gnasty to freak out and run away. As he ran, he encountered Willy Wonka. He freaked out further, and I can't blame him, before running away again. Eventually, he found himself at the feet of a frail and old dragon named Nelson, who adopted Gnasty out of pity.
=== Childhood, Continued ===
Gnasty moved all his old belongings into Nelson's house a day later, and never before did Gnasty ever feel so good. His new dragon father let him stay up at night and eat doughnuts, his old parents made him sleep at... urk, REASONABLE HOURS! His new dad also let him look at books about witchcraft to help expand Gnasty's skills. He even sent Gnasty to UnSchool! Wait a minute, that kinda sucked, especially since the bullies would always pick on him due to not looking like the snazziest surfer chad in the UnUniverse. But his father was cool for an old man! He had super hearing, and could breathe blue fire! Whenever Gnasty got bullied, Nelson would come in and sort his enemies out! I wish my dad was that defensive for me! Hah hah hah haaaaaaaaa~ ... my dad is Omni-Man.
But enough about my dad, this is Gnasty's page! Some time in 10th grade, Gnasty fell in love with an orc lady named Orcelius. He tried all he can to impress her, but she rejected him in the end. Her heart belonged to a lubby who really liked Friday Night Fuckin', and besides, she thought Gnasty was ugly. This was when Gnasty's looks really came to his head. He lost a lot self security and fell to saddening, but Nelson was able to lift his spirits up. He took Gnasty to a carnival where they played darts. Gnasty felt better, but he still couldn't forget about Orcelius.
At age 34, Gnasty moved out of Nelson's house. Gnasty moved into a magical flying trailer, and used his magic to install a jacuzzi, bowling alley, arcade, casino, and even a food court! This was done to make him more popular, but everyone still avoided him because of his ugly. Gnasty had small talk with a few frogs with fanged mouths, who suggested that Gnasty get enough money for plastic surgery to make himself look cool. He tried to wish for a billion UnDollars, but Jorgen Von Strangle disallowed him to do so. In Jorgen's eyes, it violated Da Rules, and for once in the history of any magic user ever, Gnasty was unable to find a loop hole.
=== Adulthood ===
Gnasty Gnorc just went around and tried to do odd jobs for the people of Dragonrealm. Notably, one of his employers wanted him to smash some ceramic pots, for some reason. When Gnasty did, gems flew out! Gnasty was enthralled, as they were the same colors of various Mixel tribes! Some of them were even purple, like the Wiztastics! Nevermind the fact that they reflected Gnasty's visage onto himself (something he personally hated), he finally forgot about Orcelius because of how pretty they were, and he wanted more! And more he went to go and get.
Gnasty robbed the Dragon Bank vault using a Magnum he made with magic. He got very far with his heist, probably because he played a lot of Grand Theft Sesame Street at Nelson's. There was but one issue: part of his plan was to flee Dragonrealm... and go to his house. His trailer was in Dragonrealm, and he had not enough magic fuel to move it. The dragons all rallied in front of his house, and then broke in to bring him to court. Since stealing gems is incredibly criminal of a thing to do in Dragonrealm, he was disgraced, and exiled to a landfill in the ocean near an abandoned Tricell oil rig.
Gnasty Gnorc learnt two new spells when disgraced, one turns gems into lookalikes of himself, the other can crystalise anyone, just like what Bowser did to his parents. However, he decided to not use them and instead wait out his sentence. However again, the dragons pushed their luck and got Gnasty angry. Basically, Gnasty was eating Chewy Chews before he tuned into a news broadcast on the telly. They were talking about him! Gnasty got excited, but then discovered that they were calling him simple, not a threat, ugly, stupid, bad at chess, idiotic, an air fryer hater, moronic, a ninny, illiterate, and a dummy. Gnasty got so mad he used both spells at once, crystalising all of the dragons (well, most of them. Nelson and someone else we will get to later were spared) and turning all the gems into new Gnorcs. He also hired a bunch of thieves to steal some eggs for him. We don't know either.
However, one dragon, Spyro, was able to survive the onslaught, due to something about purple dragons being special but IDK. Spyro then undid everything Gnasty had done, and then went to the landfill where Gnasty was sent to. The Gnorcs had built an industrial town there! Spyro then torched Gnasty's heinie, causing him to jump in the water. But thanks to a recent oil spill, the water got set on fire too! Then the remaints of Gnasty's World were wrecked by a convenient meteor strike.
=== Present Day ===
Gnasty survived the fires, however. He then sailed away on a boat to faraway lands. He wanted to reach New York City, but he instead came to N. Sanity Island. Crash Bandicoot nearly peed on his foot, but then Gnasty showed off his powers. Crash was in awe. Crash built Gnasty a new house out of cementygas and lard. It was still one of the best houses he ever lived in. Gnasty and Crash also worked together to stop Spyro from making a shame demoralising Gnasty, changing it to be about Sackboy and milk. This goes to show how Crash is much nicer than Spyro.
Gnasty now lives peacefully on the island, helping Crash when Neo Cortex does stupid stuff. The general population of Dragonrealm now feel sympathy for Gnasty rather than malice. Nelson is still alive, and Gnasty visits him on holidays. And the audience he sent to The Backrooms were never seen again. A happy ending!
== Trivia ==
*We at the UnAnything Team are still trying to find out if Gnasty really is his first name, like how, "Kaptain" is the first name for Kaptain Skurvy. It might just be a mean nickname he got in high school.
*He hates being compared to Shrek, as it makes him feel really insecure due to Shrek's blatant ignorance of hygiene.
*Gnasty Gnorc also hates SWEETHEART, as she makes him insecure for the exact opposite reason. He thinks she is so beautiful, especially compared to him.
*By contrast, he loves SpongeBob SquarePants, as he makes him feel more secure. When SpongeBob is around, Gnasty starts to believe that he's ugly and he's proud!
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