ERB; guts vs captain hook

== Intro ==
FLYSCRATCH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!
GUTS!
VS
CAPTAIN HOOOK!
BEGIN!
== Guts ==
i'm up against a codfish so you better leave.
will i tear you apart your best believe.
i'm hard as nails bad to the bone i was born from a dead mother's womb.
i will send you to the sea make you drown real soon.
send you down to favy jones locker a watery grave.
you may act cunning but your aren't really brave.
you spent your days chasing a boy in tights.
your pedophile that ain't right.
== Hook ==
i am well known disney villain been famous in a book..
better skedaddle less your face captain hook.
i'll make you walk the plank drown and loose your bubbles.
feed you to the sharks now your in trouble.
your more annoying then the crocodile more bothersome then the octopus.
compared to me your nothing but a wuss
i won this rap battle best you walk away.
unless you wanna make me enraged.
== Guts ==
your movies was racist your sequel as trash.
now i'm gonna have to shank your ass.
i'm a badass plain and simple your don't have any balls.
i'm gonna take your ship and stab you on the wall.
you'll end up like the captain from moby.
you murder your own mate for singing you make me sick.
i defeated nightmare in a battle to the death.
now your next on my list time for your last breath.
== Hook ==
sure my sequel may have been awful but this battle's creator like it.
and if you ask me your anime is shit.
i'll make you go berserk then tear off your metal hand.
if you ever mess with my pirate clan.
here's a special offer i'll tell you what i'll do.
if you leave this battle i'll give you a free tattoo.
if you don't you'll be swimming with the fishes.
besides atleast i get all the bitches.
== metalbeard ==
it's metabeard the hodgepodge pirate slash two and fro.
i'm coming in hot i be a skitzo on the fritz yo.
escape lord bizz in a rowboat.
i'll put you two in the river let's see if you will float.
guts your too grim your anime makes me puke.
hook prove your brave and put up your dukes.
my lego movie and it's sequel are hits.
i make millions of doubloons your going in the pits.
== captain carpal ==
arr tiberius be my name and i be your worst nightmare.
when it comes to pirates none can compare.
i may be a thumb but i was nicktoons best show.
you three look like good bait let's go.
metalbeard you made a bum joke was that the best one your got.
guts you need to clam down your as depressing as whale snot.
hook your a wuss you'll run out before this is done.
face it in this battle i have won.
== Jack sparrow ==
aye jack sparrow on the black pearl i'm dope on the mic.
when my ship starts shooting canon it's a sure sight.
i beat davy jones and blackbeard hook your no challenge.
guts your a murderer why are you so savage.
metalbeard your a lego i can just pop off your head,
captain carpal your show is dead.
i'm the best pirate of the high seas always getting laid.
i will tie you to the mast if you stop johnny depp from getting paid.
== Outro ==
WHO WON? 
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
FLYSCRATCH'S AAARGH!!!!!! EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!
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