Ramsal

Ramsal is an Eastern Indigo Snake , and he is, uh, very annoying. He always uses the vocabulary of an encyclopedia to try and counteract others' plans. He is also very nerdy, mostly at linguistics and science. If you see him near you by about 10 feet, it's best if you walk away, or else you'd have to get into a long conversation on whatever he is/was studying at the time. Most mascots are driven mad by him.
==History==
Ramsal hatched somewhere along the border of Louisiana and Mississippi. He lived as any other snake would, eat, sleep, eat, sleep, but one day, he saw some strange swirly patterns is the shape of a disc in the middle of a small valley. Something in his mind had lead him to go touch it. It was the portal to Mascotia.
After he went through, he slithered around, learning the landscape. He saw strange, somewhat cartoon-y animals. One day, a large thunderstorm came down on the southern regions of Mascotia. Ramsal scurried around, as fast as he could, trying to find a small nook to hide in for the storm. As he slithered, he was struck in the head by lightning. The lightning struck him perfectly to where it re-wired his brain. His brain was very hungry for knowledge. He wanted to learn as much as possible, and if he forgot, learn it again.
Nowadays, you will find him at a school, at a library, on his computer (he types with his tail), eating, talking with whoever he comes upon, or sleeping.
==Stats==
Species: Eastern Indigo Snake
Gender: Male
Attitude: Smart-Alac, Annoying, Conversational, Nerdy
Hobby/ies: Substitute at some schools, Librarian, Scientist, Author of scientific books, Linguist
Color: Very Dark Blue, Baby-Blue Eyes
Age: 6 "human years"
==Famous Quotes==
"Listen, kid: fish don't live in the Specific Ocean, and I'm not Pacifically talking to you! Get back to your seat."
"Waitwaitwait, you think Math is hard? Well, when I was your age, I had to write a 5-page 8-point font essay about Martin van Buren! And you think Math is hard!"
"Teaching toddlers Science is like teaching parrots how to hold tools: they already know!"