Player ????

OK first:This is my first pasta and it's mainly for laughs. A jokepasta, I guess. Aaaand, this is not going to be finished any time now... So uh, enjoy!Day 1
I started out a new Minecraft world and named it: 'hey bruh come get me'. I put it on peaceful mode because I wanted to mainly build stuff. After I built my house, I went outside to take a screenshot of my new skin. I went to look at the picture, and there was someone, or something, behind me! I got back to the game, and turned around to see..... nothing. No-one was there. "mUsT hAVE bEEn jUSt A GLeEch" I thought as I got back to building my unsorted farm. Later, when I was murdering some innocent sheep for their wool so I could make a bed, I got a message from another player...<????> Hello, (My name).<forgettableuser2007> wait how do you know my real name?I could have sworn that I was in a singleplayer world. I opened the menu to check and sure enough, it's not online! How did they get in my game? So many questions ran through my mind, and I had to find the answers. Buuuuut, I was getting pretty creeped out so I left the game.Day 2I joined my world the next day and 'much to my surprise', the weird player ???? showed up again.<????> Hello again.<forgettableuser2007> are you a part of my world?<????> I am a part of your GAME.Oh. My god. This weird player is part of my game!?!? This was not good. How was it in my game? The same questions from before flashed in my mind... but I very-much had to find out.<????> I have always been in your game. You just never noticed.<forgettableuser2007> uhh, so you know about my life from my minecraft?<????> From more than just Minecraft.<forgettableuser2007> like what??They didn't respond. I don't like when that happens. Although I've never ever had this ever happen before. Because I don't have ANY online friends.<????> I know your whole life from your computer itself.OH CRAP. This guy lives in my PC?! And so I asked them.<forgettableuser2007> are u a virus?<????> No. I mean no harm.<forgettableuser2007> i saw you in a screenshot i took and it looked more like nullI don't know what kind of thing I was trying to make sense of, but in my head it all somehow made perfect sense. Shows all you know, brain.
== Day 3 ==
I went on my laptop the next day and went to another world, thinking that it was only in that one world. Oh boy was I wrong. I opened up my creative world and was shocked to see that there was a new building I didn't make. 
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