Filthy Tim

=== BIO: ===
Filthy Tim crawls wherever he needs to go, using his two frail front arms. Everywhere he goes he leaves a thick trail of ooey-gooey green goop behind him which reeks of snot and poo. Filthy Tim was arrested for indecent exposure in 1995, although he has turned his life around, now running a drop box shipping scam which nets him a few grand a month.
=== TAG LINE: ===
"I love eating trash, its too good!"
"Trust me my website only sells the best stuff...What do you mean its from Alibaba??! "