Oblivion Review Parody By Ron Standard

One of the lost RSJGaMeRPrO videos in this one he reviewed Oblivion. 
== Content of the Video Semi-Reconstructed ==
The review was audio only which played over footage from the trailer for the Shivering Isles expansion pack. Ron Standard gave a recap of previous games and ended up going a tirade about a holiday he went on where he ended up putting planks of wood and sand up his butt to make a shelter for homeless dogs. He also at one point made a comment about the game being like seeing a pregnant woman and wanting to congratulate her on her pregnancy. Only to realise that she’s just fat, then to realise that she’s a man and then that she is mother. The Review ends abruptly because Ron Standard has to take a crap to which we hear him crying in pain. Jon Standard then comes into the video to announce that Ron Standard is a fraud and that he just makes most of the metaphors and stories up, apart the one about the shelter for homeless dogs that did happen. Jon points out Ron’s cries of pain and saying that just show’s how pathetic he is but he did provide a shelter for homeless dogs. Ron then comes back in time to catch Jon revealing this but is able to again declare that Ron is a fraud.
== Notes ==
>This video laid the basis of Ron and Jon’s argument in the "Pokemon Diamond & Pearl Parody Review".
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