Eddie Woodie

Eddie Woodie is a universally hated character. It is unknown how this hellspawn came into existence. He was found drawn on a table in Blacks, Nottingham.
This is a poorly drawn and confusing character, discovered and documented in the centre of Nottingham etched onto a table using permanent marker.
He appears sporadically throughout the multiverse and is proven to spark anger in all those who look directly at him.
The intentions of Eddie Woodie are unknown, but they certainly can’t be anything good.
== History ==
Some time before August 28th 2019, some monster of a human being vandalised private property by using a permanent marker pen to draw the blemish known as “Eddie Woodie” (With accompanying name) on a scratched metal counter top in the outdoor supply shop ”Black’s” in Nottingham for the first time.
On the 28th of August 2019, This character was discovered by Austin whilst browsing the shop in question. Austin was enraged by this cum-stain of a character and documented this character by taking a photo of it.
The other members of YMM were shown this abomination and each of them were equally discussed and infuriated as well.
Since then, Eddie Woodie has become a burden on everyone’s minds and will continue to haunt the multiverse whilst remaining in the shadows and the background of YMM’s creative media.
== Appearance ==
Eddie Woodie is a 2D drawing using black permanent marker.
His head is much larger than the rest of him and takes up over a 3rd of his whole body. His head is the shape of a bastardised square as if it has been sat on several times by a particularly obese diabetic.
His eyes are black and sole-less like a doll’s eyes or a shark with a cold deadness matched by his gaping empty black mouth resembling a banana shaped pit of despair.
While his head and body are comprised of poorly drawn shapes, his limbs are just sticks with little balls on the ends.
His whole body seems to convulse with shivers for an unknown reason (we can only hope he has severe Parkinson’s disease)
Near his hand appears to be something resembling a lit cigarette as if he were throwing it away, perhaps he will get lung cancer.
His only clothing (assuming his feet are just circles like his hands, and those aren’t supposed to be shoes) are a stupid little pair of shorts, and a crop-top t-shirt that nobody should EVER wear.
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