Haywire

“	Tox: pull a haywire, go -30k in the hole on claim blocks by clicking that sign<BR>Bloodwrath: LOL<BR>Acey: LOL<BR>Bloodwrath: omg that guy i swear<BR>Acey: I think Haywire quit cos he couldn't do anything bout his claimblock debt<BR>Acey: xD	”
 	—Haywire is remembered 	—Haywire is remembered
Haywire was a citizen of Dragonhollow active during the Second Era.
Seen as something of a troublemaker and agent provocateur, he was relentlessly pursued by his enemies and eventually driven so deep into claim debt that he left the planet forever.
=History=
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	E1ite: remember that ass haywire?<BR>Rolo: YES<BR>Rolo: Fuckin bitch<BR>E1ite: he made my team fall apart<BR>Rolo: Ikr<BR>Rolo: ME and MTL went after him to kill him	
	—Elite and Rolo recall Haywire fondly 	—Elite and Rolo recall Haywire fondly
Haywire arrived in Swampwater via airship on 2E:71.
His early efforts to establish a prescence in the Swamplands were hampered by attacks from local bandits such as Wiz, KlutzMacher, and Tycar. Eventually he obtained a Passport and migrated to the Woodlands, a fresh frontier of unspoiled wilderness.
Accepting an invitation from its mayor, Haywire became an early resident of Pi Hole. His time there was tumultuous, seeing him accused of theft by many residents. E1ite claimed that he was responsible for the end of their alliance with Castle Kenagy and eventually the complete collapse of the community. After he ran afoul of their three strikes policy, he was forcibly expelled from town when E1ite succeeded Pi as mayor. 
Haywire continued to be hunted by E1ite and slain every time he obtained diamond gear. Ironically, this protected him from the interdiction squads deployed by the Brotherhood of Steel.
Due to his frequent deaths and impatience, his claimblock debt to Grim grew beyond a record -30,000 and he was unable to establish new claim deeds. Matto gave him a residence at his estate so he had a place to sleep. 
Haywire was a client and vault keyholder of the Bank of Pi, keeping his few valuables locked away from predatory murderers. He also received a loan and item insurance from S&T Credit. Though Matto leveled some criticism at the lenders for taking advantage of him, Haywire successfully made his interest payments and eventually repaid the loan.
Haywire opened a general goods shop in Redwood Garden's commerce district, across the road from The Alley Cat and the Headquarters. In exchange for loaning him the property it was built upon, Ozven received a cut of all profits.
Rolo and MTL killed him several times in the Woodlands.
Drowning in debt and pursued by many enemies, Haywire applied to join the isolated safe haven community of Nutville. As with all town decisions, the matter was decided by a vote from its available residents. Tox supported his entry, citing the repayment of his loan to S&T Credit. Kast voted yes as well, welcoming him as long as he could build eye-pleasing structures. Shandar disliked him immediately and voted no. Smitten also voted no because of the rumors he'd heard about the collapse of Pi Hole. After discussing the 2-2 deadlock, the choice was made to turn down his application.
After being rejected from Nutville and unable to protect his belongings with the closing of the Bank of Pi, Haywire decided to leave Dragonhollow forever. Eris would eventually introduce claim bankruptcy in the Third Era as a means of overcoming outstanding claimblock debt.
Category:People
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Category:Swamplands Residents
Category:Woodlands Residents