New Jewrsey

New Jewrsey is an island country located in the Atlantic Ocean. It is a democracy. The capital city is Boston. Other major cities include Sonic The Hedgehogburg, Among Assia and Geoffreytown. New Jewrsey is also home to the Jewish River, which has become a famous tourist attraction after money was thrown in it, along with the Mel Gibson Statue.
New Jewrsey is a European Union member, which is ironic because it is in North America.
== Maps==
==Counties ==
*Jewish County (most populous city: Boston)
*Money County (most populous city: Republican Town)
*Julian Assange County (most populous city: Assange City)
*Cletus County (most populous city: Cletus)
*Jewproved County (most populous city: Kosovo)
*Kosovo County (most populous city: Among Assia)
==Cities and towns==
===Boston===
The capital of the country, with over 300,000 residents. It is located in Jewish County, and is named after the Jew, a hairless creature that is seen walking towards the ATMs. Its mayor is Schnitzel.
===Sonic The Hedgehogburg===
A city in the middle of the country, with 8000 residents. It is located in Jewproved County, and is named after famous activist Sonic The Hedgehog, who told kids to stop smoking. He is also the mayor.
=== Among Assia ===
A city located in Kosovo County, with 6000 residents. It is named after PFOKDF PFOKDF PFOKDF PFOKDF PFOKDF PFOKDF. The mayor is Pooped Mysefl.
=== Kosovo ===
A city located in Jewproved County (ironic because there is Kosovo County), with 4200 residents. Serbians are banned. The mayor is Cow from Barnyard
=== Republican Town ===
A city located in Money County, with 10000 residents. It is what we all dream of. The mayor is Brian Griffin.
=== Cletus ===
A city located in Cletus County, with 2500 residents. Everyone here is fucking retarded. The mayor is the redneck dude from the Simpsons.
=== Assange ===
A town located in Julius Assange County, with 2000 residents. It is named after Julius Assange, who is also the mayor. Why is it named after Julius Assange? I have no idea.
==Politics==
The party currently ruling New Jewrsey is the Jewish Sex Party, led by PlutoIsAPineapple. The opposition party, the Pluto Narcissist Party is ran by Peter Griffin.
===Policies===
Drugs restrictions are found throughout New Jewrsey except for weed and acid, but no one takes those since they're too jewish. The age of consent is dethpicable. Abortion is fine, hate crimes are not.
There is no censorship in New Jewrsey.
===Economic policy===
We're jewish boss man.
== Foreign Relations ==
=== Super SpongeBot678 3D Land ===
Initially, New Jewrsey and Super SpongeBot678 3D Land had tense relations, with the president PlutoIsAPineapple calling the country a "stinky fart". After the invasion of Amongusham, New Jewsrey had sided with Cactustan, supplying their troops with griddy bombs. However, after clarity on the situation, New Jewsrey stopped supplying Cactustan and began supplying Super SpongeBot678 3D Land. Prime Minister SpongeBot678 was quoted as saying, "you bisexal a$$ country". As a mediator, New Jewrsey ended the war with a coinflip, resulting in Super SpongeBot678 3D Land's victory. Relations have been tense since the war, with both sides at odds over macaroni and cheese.
=== Cactustan ===
Cactustan and New Jewsrey have always had strong relations throughout the years, aside from the brief period in the Cactustani-Super SpongeBotian War where they support Super SpongeBot678 3D Land. It is ironic that New Jewrsey has good relations with Cactustan since Cactustan is atheistic in nature.
==Cabinet==
 	 	 	
President 	 	PlutoIsAPineapple 	February 25, 2024 - present
Vice PresidentDefense Secretary 	 	Mel Gibson 	February 25, 2024 - present
Treasurer 	 	Uncle Jeff 	February 25, 2024 - present
Minister of Foreign Affairs 	 	Arnold Perlstein 	February 25, 2024 - present
Secretary of Homeland Security 	 	SpongeFun140 	February 25, 2024 - present
Chief Justice of the Supreme Court	 	Lou Pickles 	February 25, 2024 - present
Secretary of Health 	 	Mort Goldman 	February 25, 2024 - present
Equalities Minister 	 	Diezel Raccoon 	February 2, 2023 - present
Business Secretary 	 	Bob Belcher 	February 2, 2023 - present
 	Steven	February 7, 2023 - present	
Education Secretary 	 	Fred Flintstone 	February 2, 2023 - present
Environment and Food Secretary 	 	Mung Daal 	February 2, 2023 - present
Culture Secretary 	 	I don't know who this is 	February 8, 2023 - present
===Pluto Narcissist Party===
 		 	
Leader of the Opposition 		Peter Griffin 	February 25, 2024 - present
Deputy Leader of the Opposition 		Banana Joe 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer 		Old Man Walker 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Foreign Secretary 		Scrappy-Doo 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Home Secretary 		Glenn Quagmire 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Defence Secretary 		Tyrone 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Justice Secretary 		Chris-R 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Health Secretary 		Dr Bowser 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Equalities Minister 		Vacant 	
Shadow Business Secretary 		Jimmy Pesto 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Housing Secretary 		Bob the Builder	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Education Secretary 		Mr. Garrison 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Environment and Food Secretary		Endive 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Culture Secretary 		Ms. Green 	February 11, 2023 - present
==Prison sentences== 
*Murder - 1 day
* Human trafficking - 1 week
*Piracy - N/A (encouraged by government)
==Education ==
There is a mandatory first grade where students are taught letters, numbers and the Scottish Gaelic language. There is then an optional college education available for free. There is no inbetween.
==Geographical features ==
The country is very flat.
SpongeBotland also has two lakes: Lake Among Us in the Among Us County and Lake Peepee in the Peepee county. There is also the very bendy Woke River which flows through the island.
== History==
Super SpongeBot678 3D Land has a very rich history. It will be added soon.
On February 7, 2023 Cactustan's leader JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway declared war on SpongeBotLand, specifically Among Us County. They claimed to do this because they hate the 2018 video game Among Us. The troops would land soon after, and quickly surrounded the Sussy Baka Church in Amogusham. It was then taken over by the Cactusians, leading to the EU member country New Jewrsey's leader PlutoIsAPineapple to commend the attacks. Pluto then supplied the troops with "Griddy Bombs", while Zoltan City, leader of the newly found Zoltan Country supplied SpongeBotland with 2 grenades and a cookie. After realising what he has done, Pluto stopped supplying the Griddy Bombs to Cactustan and instead supplied SpongeBotland, leading to SpongeBot calling his country bisexual. An Among Us county citizen, distressed with the government response to the invasion, assassinated Mark, the Housing Secretary.. Due to the small size of the Cactustan military, they resorted to using Pokémon, however it wasn't very effective because Pluto decided to end the war with a coinflip, resulting in SpongeBot winning. The Cactustanis left the country, while SpongeBot decided to promote Steven to the new Housing Secretary, under the condition that he uses Mark's lines. Then finally, to give respects to New Jewrsey, Andrew Mogus built the first synagogue of Among Us County in Hello Kitty City, even though there are no Jewish people living there.
==National holidays==
*January 23 - JewWario Memorial Day
*April 5 - Prime Minister's Birthday
*June 15 - Among Us Festival (only celebrated in Among Us County)
*December 25 - Christmas Day
==References==
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