Appendages

This is a minor-key hip-hop parody of "Do Your Ears Hang Low?" with the lyrics rapped aloud monotonously by Jono Davis as Kam from Comedy Time.
== Lyrics ==
* The appendages upon my head, they do not elevate;
* They remain stationary, devoid of animation.
* It is not possible to tie them in intricate configurations;
* Attempts to shape them would be an exercise in futility.
* To drape them across my shoulders would serve no practical purpose;
* The physical characteristics of these structures are unremarkable.
* They simply exist humourlessly; need I say more?