Crash the Patriarchy/Overview

Crash the Patriarchy is a story by Nitemar. It is the first and only entry in the Crash the Bandicoot series of stories.
== Summary ==
Crash the Bandicoot meets his friends Slim Bankshot and Ernest Hemingway for a few rounds of pool. During their night of fun and drinking, the conversation turns to Crash's personal life and a notorious rival makes a surprise appearance.
== Characters ==
=== Appeared ===
* Crash the Bandicoot
* Happy Mask Salesman
* Slim Bankshot
* Wrys
* Ernest Hemmingway
* Masayoshi Shido
* Professor N on His Head
* The Dirty Bubble
=== Mentioned ===
* Irene
== Background ==
For unknown reasons, Nite was prompted to write a story about the Crash Bandicoot series despite never playing the games. This is one of many instances of Nite writing about a franchise of which he has little to no knowledge, following in the footsteps of the Skylandia series and the separate Fire Emblem stories. The story's conception was also fueled by the upcoming release of the Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy at the time.
To this day, Nite has never played a single Crash Bandicoot game.