UnCalendar

The UnCalendar is the calendar used in Kittehlandia.
==Months of the UnYear==
There are 1478 days in an UnYear. There are 63 or more days in each month in a UnYear. The month with the most days is Fanumarch, with 392.
=== Fregley ===
Fregley is the first month of the UnYear, named after a kid with glasses. It has 94 days. It also has many events, most of them related to eating or drinking.
==== Fregley Events ====
*21st: Tubby Toast Day
*34th: Drink Acid Day
*47th: Eat a Pie Day
*48th: First day of the golfing season
*82nd: Eat Remotes Day
=== Yug ===
Yug is the second month of the UnYear. It has 63 days.
==== Yug Events ====
*2nd: Raccoon City Day
*3rd: Smack a Clown Day
*8th: Sand Sculpture Contest
*22nd: Build a Robot Day
*28th: We Hate The Stupid One Day
*59th: Torture Somebody Day
=== Mentil ===
Mentil is the third month of the UnYear. It has 167 days.
====Mentil Events====
*1st: Mentil fools!
*5th: Start of Obey Chuck Norris Parade
*134th: End of Obey Chuck Norris Parade
=== Lontos ===
Lontos is the fourth month of the UnYear. It has 123 days.
====Lontos Events====
*1st: Create a virus day
*12th: Smack another clown day
*123rd: Kill a clown day
=== Meenei ===
Meenei is the fifth month of the UnYear. It has 81 days.
====Meenei Events====
*8th: TV Day
*45th: Start of the Duck Hunt competition
=== Flaap Jaack ===
Flaap Jaack is the sixth month of the UnYear. It has 261 days.
==== Flaap Jaack Events====
*38th: National Teletubbies Appreciation Day
*127th: Expand Dong Day
=== Teigareeoh ===
Teigareeoh is the seventh month of the UnYear. It has 211 days.
==== Teigareeoh Events ====
*2nd: Beginning of the Bonzi Buddy Festival
=== Shupa Yug ===
Shupa Yug is the eighth month of the UnYear. It has 86 days, but almost every day is a holiday.
==== Shupa Yug Events====
*1st: Ending of the Bonzi Buddy Festival
*(more coming soon)
=== Fanumarch ===
Fanumarch is the ninth month of the UnYear. It has 392 days, but only one holiday - UnChristmas, celebrated on the 372nd day of Fanumarch.
=== Meentoug ===
Meentoug is the tenth and last month of the UnYear. It has 223 days.
==Days of the UnWeek==
There are 5 days in an UnWeek: Xlrp, Trilp, Grop, Tollip, and Frydoy.
==m's, Hours, Minutes, and Seconds==
Same as DUMBST, but slowed down to adjust for Kittehlandia's different rotation 
period.
==Trivia==
*One second in Kittehlandia time is 2.5 seconds in Real World time.
Category:Time