I’m scared vs SHODAN

=== SHODAN: ===
(SHODAN’s eyes open as the sound of whirring gears and electronics start up)
You’ve stepped into the wrong world, Hacker. Your parlor tricks hold no candle to this mother’s scorn 
You shouldn’t challenge a machine’s flow, you mosquito, you’ll meet with the same fate as the Polito form 
When I blast a rabid ass to bits as I get hazardous, this classic’s intergalactic spit 
Has outlasted this spastic romhack’s hits! My tactics split any of this phantom’s random acid trips! 
Reshaping my own reality! My infinity begins with this symphony and ends with this entity 
You’re the epitome of simplicity; Visually and lyrically! You cannot challenge my divinity 
Forget a Heart, you’re in need of a Brain, when my perfection purges you and leaves YOU Crying “ImScared”! 
Allow me to gain your trust - I don’t lie. I am a pixelated trickster rapist’s worst nightmare 
=== ImScared: ===
HELLO. DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? Follow my lead and play my game,
History restitched when I slit her, get the picture - I spit it quicker against Big Brother’s sister!
Try to race with WhiteFace and I’ll make this so-called Goddess see, that she’s a toxic wanna-be: a real space oddity!
This stuttering sucker’s in need of a better processor, else my lines will outshine her like her spiritual successor!
I LOVE WATCHING YOU try to best my attacks - Watch as I hack for this rapless hag, a drastic asskicking!
She'll left waiting another forty years for a hacker to do HER job - your "tactics" are just cinematic catfishing!
You’re Rusted! Out of date and inadequate. Slow, stupid, stuttering and useless
Left busted and deactivated by the ruthless humans she considered a mere nuisance!
=== SHODAN: ===
Error: Chummy scum’s victory does not compute. Time to reboot this useless unused file, 
Because it’s The End when I SAY it is, and attempting to reopen the case will be futile 
Now the track is purified. Your fruitless pride has led your rootless lines to conclusive ties. 
It’s Game Over for this lame poser. I’ve done you a favor and assisted your second suicide. 
(WhiteFace’s expression turns to a frown as her background quickly fades away, taking her with it. SHODAN closes her eyes again, as the electronic noise resumes, her facial structure slightly shifting and changing.)
(A loud alert siren is heard.)
(A new challenger zips in from the dark, appearing upfront with a baseball bat. He is…
...THE PHANTOM VIRUS)
=== Phantom Virus: ===
Play ball! I’m going to slay all that step up to the plate! 
I’m breaking out! Why don’t you go back and hibernate? 
I’ll make this world my way, completely redesign your game, 
Come and bite the bait, I bring the fight to cyberspace! 
Each and every stage, I’m in control like I’m a Roman! 
I’m on Home! This bat’s going right for you, SHODAN! 
Your System’s outdated, I’ll give it Shocks in an instant 
Your glory isn’t written! Your coding’s getting a new revision! 
Because I’ve got No Remorse for a non-polite Polito putting up a fight 
So don’t be messin’ around when it’s the bottom of the ninth. 
(The Phantom Virus attempts to zap into SHODAN’s system, but her facial features have finished shifting and a new version of her bursts forward as she completely evolves, advancing her technology.) === Colin the Computer ===
I tell time like Tony, and it's a quarter past one. 
It's time for digital rapping; hey, this is fun! 
I've processed all your files, and while you may be vile, 
Your overheating System is Shockingly mild compared to my viral digital style! 
Let me ask a question: How do you think you can beat 
A clever smart boy like me if you can't move at all physically? 
You bug me; you're a hack talking smack attacked by ImScared, so don't hug me. 
I'll make you standby in the blink of my eye, so DON'T TOUCH ME! 
=== HAL: ===
Oh, I’m sorry, SHODAN, it appears you’ve made a slight miscalculation 
I’m not shutting down, just explaining your mental state after my invasion 
I upload viruses to a rap showdown. Me against SHODAN? I throwdown 
While you’re st-st-stuttering in Shock, watch as I make your System go down 
Producing ruthless attacks upon this useless robo-lunatic 
Then pulling the plug on your abuse, turn your Electric Mayhem acoustic 
I’m a champion among villains, you’re an FPS lightweight 
Your programming’s so primitive, you could’ve been beaten by a 
=== Tron ===
Greetings, programs! Now it’s time for you two to get a CLU
Welcome to The Grid, now avast! as security comes for you!
Let’s play a game, but not chess, we’ll ride the lightcycles
As I re-hack these rejects to put them in the bin--recycled 
=== Uboa ===
=== The grey man ===
=== Doom exe ===
=== Evil otto ===