Baboons!/Transcript

(The Lion Guard is looking at the Pride Lands) 
Kion: 
Ono, how's it looking from up there?
Ono: 
We've got a big rain cloud moving in. Other than that, no signs of trouble. Wait. (Ono spots Mzingo and his vulturres) Mzingo and the vultures. They're circling...
Fuli: 
And that usually is a sign of trouble.
Kion: 
Let's go see what they're up to. Ono, lead the way!
Ono: 
Affirmative!
(The scene transitions and Kiara, Tiifu and Zuri are seen walking)
Kiara: 
So, where are you taking me exactly?
Zuri: 
Don't worry, we're almost there.
Kiara: 
You know I have to be back soon. It's the first time I'm presiding over the Royal Buffalo Wallow. My mom and dad won't be there. It's just me. So I have to make a good impression.
Tiifu: 
(Giggles) Of course. That's what this is all about.
Kiara: 
And... You were going to help me get ready, remember?
Tiifu: 
We will, Kiara. Look. Here we are! Urembo Meadows!
Kiara: 
And we're here... Why?
Zuri:
(Sighs) You need to look your best for your princessy duties.
Kiara: 
What's wrong with the way I look now?
Tiifu:
Nothing, Kiara! Nothing at all!
Zuri:
Nothing that we can't fix. (Giggles)
Tiifu:
Oh, c'mon Kiara! It'll be fun!
Kiara: 
Okay. I guess I have a little time.
(The scene transitions and the baby baboon is running)
Baby Baboon:
(Shirking)
(The vultures are seen chasing the baby baboon)
Mzingo: 
As senior member of the Lunch Committee, I move we forego prolonged debate... And dive into business.
Mwoga: 
I second the motion.
Baby Baboon: 
(Screeching)
(The Lion Guard is seen chasing the vultures)
Kion: 
Vultures! Leave the baby baboon alone!
(Ono goes and chases Mwoga)
Mwoga: 
(Squawks)
Ono: 
(Grunts) Go ahead. Make your move, Mwoga!
(Baby Baboon goes to Bunga)
Bunga: 
Don't worry, baboonie! The Lion Guard will save you.
Beeshte: 
Incoming! (Beshte blocks the vultures)
Mzingo: 
No! (Grunts) (Yelping) Uh, yield to the Guard! Yield to the Guard!
(The vultures leave)
Baby Baboon: 
(Gibbering and panting)
Kion: 
All right, little guy. You're safe.
(Thunder Rumbling)
Fuli: 
First baboons, now rain... (Sighs) Could it get any better?
Baby Baboon 
(Screeching) (Baby Baboon gets taken by a wave)
Beshte: 
Oh, no!
Bunga: 
Baboonie!
Kion: 
Fuli! The baboon! You're the only one fast enough!
Fuli: 
Got it, Kion. "Huwezi!" (Fuli goes to save the Baby Baboon)
(The scene transitions back to Kiara Tiffu and Zuri are trapped under a tree waiting for the rain)
Tiifu: 
You know, Kiara, a little moisture is good for your complexion.
Kiara: 
A little moisture? This rainstorm could last all day. Huh?
(Both Inhaling)
(Tiifu and Zuri lie on the grass)
Tiifu: 
After all that rain, the flowers smell even sweeter! Which means you'll smell even sweeter for the Buffalo Wallow! (Sighing)
(Distant Rumbling)
Kiara: 
(Gasps) Oh, no. That was our only way back!
(Ono is seen flying and notices Kiara stuck on an island)
Ono: 
Huh? I don't remember an island being there before... (Ono uses his vision and sees Kiara) Kiara?
(The scene transitions and the Baby Baboon is still in the wave)
Baby Baboon: 
(Grunting)
Fuli: 
Hold on! I've got you! (Grunts) (Fuli saves the Baby Baboon) There, you're safe. Again.
Baby Baboon: 
(Gibbering) (Baby Baboon climbs Ful9)
Fuli: 
(Groans) Maybe you should go on home now.
(The rest of the lion guard comes)
Beshte: 
Aw, that's so cute! I think the little guy likes you.
Bunga: 
Too bad Fuli doesn't like baboons.
Fuli: 
I like baboons just fine. As long as they're not anywhere near me.
Ono: 
Everyone. Everyone! You won't believe this, but...
Baby Baboon: 
(Cooing)
Fuli: 
Somebody want to get this thing off me?
Kiara: 
Somebody want to get me off this island?
Kion: 
(Kion notices Kiara) Kiara?
Ono: 
Oh. Yes. That's what I was going to say you wouldn't believe.
Kion: 
I thought Dad asked you to handle the Buffalo Wallow ceremony. What are you doing on that island?
Kiara: 
It's wasn't an island when we got here. The rain washed away all the land around us.
Kion: 
Relax, Kiara. We'll get you off that island.
Zuri: 
Yeah, Kiara! Listen to Kion. Come and relax in the flowers.
Tiifu: 
By the time the Lion Guard rescues us, we'll have you smelling and looking great for the buffaloes.
Fuli:
Uh, Kion? What're we going to do with this guy?
Kion: 
We need to get him home. His family probably lives in the big baboon tree in Nyani Grove. It's not far. So it shouldn't take you too long to get him home.
Fuli: 
Me? Uh... Don't you need me to help you get Kiara off the island?
Kion: 
We can manage until you get back. Besides, I think that baby baboon kinda likes you.
(Bunga smiles at Fuli)
Baby Baboon: 
(Cooing)
Fuli: 
Lucky me. (Sighs) All right, off to Nyani Grove it is. Be right back.
Kion: 
Thanks, Fuli.
Fuli: 
You ready?
Baby Baboon: 
(Cooing)
Fuli: 
"Huwezi!" (Fuli runs off with Baby Baboon)
Baby Baboon: 
(Cheering) 
(Baby Baboon pulls on Fuli's ears)
Fuli: 
Hey, easy on the ears.
Baby Baboon: 
(Gibbering) 
(Baby Baboon pulls on Fuli's tail)
Fuli: 
And don't pull my tail! (Groans) Baboons!
Baby Baboon:
(Cooing)
Fuli: 
Well, here you are. Back home in Nyani Grove. Now I can get back to helping the Lion Guard. Baboons? Hello! Anybody home?
Big Baboon:
(Big Baboon comes down from the tree) Fuli of the Lion Guard? What are you doing here?
Fuli: 
I just wanted to make sure this baby got home safe.
Big Baboon: 
Ah... (Hoots) That's nice of you. Just one little problem. That's not our baby. (HOOTS) He belongs to our, uh, neighbors.
Fuli: 
Fine. Which tree do they live in?
Big Baboon: 
(Laughing) Tree? They don't live in a tree, Fuli. They live on Mapango Cliffs. In a cave. Way up at the top. (Pointing at the cliffs)
Fuli: 
Way up at the top? (Sighs) Guess this is going to take a little longer than I thought.
(Fuli starts to walk away)
Big Baboon: 
Fuli? When you see the cliff baboons, will you give them a message from us?
Fuli: 
What is it?
(The baboons throw fruit at Fuli)
Big Baboon: 
Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ah! (Grunts)
(The baboons throw fruit at Fuli)
(Baboons Shrieking)
Fuli: 
(Grunts) (Sighs) Baboons! Always throwing fruit. (Sighs) "Huwezi!"
(Fuli and Baby Baboon leave)
Big Baboon: 
Now, whose turn is it to climb down and pick up all the throwing fruit?
(Baboons point at each other)
Baboons: 
(Gibbering softly)
Big Baboon: 
(Grunts) Baboons...
(The scene transitions back to Kiara, Tiifu and Zuri are still stuck on the island)
Kiara: 
Tiifu, Zuri! We have to find a way off this island. 
(Tiifu throws mud at Kiara)
Kiara: 
(Sighs) What are you doing? (Grunts)
Tiifu: 
(Giggling) Giving you a mud facial!
Zuri: 
Remember, it never hurts to look your best!
Kiara: 
(Muffled groans)
Zuri: 
Don't move. It has to dry.
Tiifu: 
(Giggles) Don't you just love it?
Kiara: 
(Muffled speech)
Tiifu: 
What did she say?
Zuri: 
I think she said... (Mumbling)
(Kiara wipes the mud off of her face)
Kiara: 
Ugh! I said, "We're trapped!" And I don't want to keep the buffaloes waiting. We have to find a way to cross that river!
Zuri: 
But why even attend the buffalo ceremony if you're not looking your best?
Tiifu: 
Your fur feels softer already!
Zuri: 
Now, how about some more mud? (Zuri picks up one paw)
Bunga: 
A-ha! I got it! Use the Roar to get rid of all the water! Then they could just walk off the island.
Kion: 
Unless the Roar destroys the island.
Beshte: 
That wouldn't be good.
Kion: 
But there might be another way to get them off the island. We can make a bridge!
(The scene transitions to Fuli who's trying to get the Baby Baboon home)
Baby Baboon: 
(Baboon giggling) (Screeching)
Fuli: 
(Groans) Hey, baboon? Mind making a little less noise up there?
Baby Baboon: (Continues screeching) (Baby Baboon holds on to a tree)
Fuli: 
(Sighs) That's better. Nice and quiet. A little too quiet. (Gasps) Baboon? Baboon! Ow.
(Baboon giggling) 
Fuli: 
Oh, no! Don't even think about...
(Baby Baboon throws fruit at Fuli
Fuli: 
(Grunts) (Sighs)
(Music starts)
Fuli:
¶ It doesn't matter what tricks you play
¶ Still gotta help you find your way
¶ Come on down, let the silliness end
(Baby baboon continues throwing fruit at Fuli)
¶ Maybe you and I can still be friends
¶ Yes, I'm wondering why
(Baby Baboon climbs a tree)
¶ Can't we just see
(Baby Baboon jumps from branch to branch)
¶ Eye to eye?
(Fuli chases Baby Baboon as he jumps from tree to tree)
¶ Bab-oo-oo-oo-oons
(Fuli stops and turns around)
¶ Always up to trouble
¶ Bab-oo-oo-oo-oons
¶ Make that trouble double
(Baby Baboon jumps and the bats fly over Fuli's head)
¶ Bab-oo-oo-oo-oons
(Baby Baboon plays with Fuli's tail)
¶ I wish we could go our different ways
¶ Bab-oo-oo-oo-oons
(Baby Baboon swings on a vine)
¶ Bab-oo-oo-oo-oons
(Baby Baboon continues throwing fruit at Fuli)
¶ Being funny is okay, for sure
¶ What you're doing here is something more
(Baby Baboon jumps from branch to branch)
¶ Disrespecting everyone you see
¶ Won't make you friends so easily
¶ Yes, I'm wondering why
¶ Can't we just see
¶ Eye to eye?
(Fuli chases the Baby Baboon and he passes a snake)
¶ Bab-oo-oo-oo-oons
¶ Always up to trouble
(Baby Baboon jumps from turtle to turtle)
¶ Bab-oo-oo-oo-oons
¶ You make that trouble double
(Fuli jumps from turtle o turtle)
¶ Bab-oo-oo-oo-oons
(A turtle flips on his back and Fuli turns him over)
¶ I wish we could go our different ways
(Baby Baboon climbs another tree and throws more fruit at Fuli)
¶ Bab-oo-oo-oo-oons
¶ Bab-oo-oo-oo-oons
(Baby Baboon climbs down the tree)
¶ If you'd behave
¶ Stop throwing fruits
(Baby Baboon hugs Fuli)
¶ I might admit you're kinda cute
¶ Bab-oo-oo-oo-oons
(Baby Baboon pulls Fuli's ear)
¶ Aways up to trouble
(Baby Baboon swings on an Mtoto's mom's trunk)
¶ Bab-oo-oo-oo-oons
¶ You make that trouble double
(Fuli chases after the Baby Baboon)
¶ Bab-oo-oo-oo-oons
(Baby baboon slides down Shingo's back)
¶ I wish we could go our different ways
¶ Bab-oo-oo-oo-oons
(Baby Baboon jumps on another giraffe and rides it)
¶ I wish we could go our different ways
(Fuli chases after the Baby Baboon)
¶ Bab-oo-oo-oo-oons
¶ Bab-oo-oo-oo-oons
(Baby Baboon climbs the giraffe and onto a tree)
¶ Bab-oo-oo-oo-oons
¶ Bab-oo-oo-oo-oons ¶
(Baby Baboon jumps onto Fuli's back)
(Music ends)
Fuli:
(Groans) Baboons.
(Baby Baboon and Fuli continues walking)
(The scene transitions and Beshte pushes a tree branch)
Beshte: 
"Twende Kiboko!"
Ono: 
That's it, Beshte!
Beshte: 
"Poa!" One tree bridge, ready to go!
(The water takes the tree branch)
Bunga: 
And there it goes.
Ono: 
Along with more of the island.
(All groaning)
(Kiara blocks the sun from Tiifu and Zuri)
Kiara: 
Tiifu, Zuri!
Zuri:
What? Is it time to roll over?
Tiifu: 
Try lying in the sun, Kiara. It's so relaxing.
Kiara: 
I'm sure it is. But we're getting out of here. Now!
Zuri: 
What about the Lion Guard?
Tiifu:
Aren't they going to rescue us?
Kiara: 
No time to wait. Besides, I've got a plan. We're gonna make a stepping stone path to shore. All we need is a few big stones.
Tiifu: 
Ooh, I see a stone! This will be easy! 
(Tiifu pushes a little stone to the water)
Kiara: 
We'll need something just a little bigger.
Zuri: 
Ooh! This is bigger! And shinier! I can see my face in it! (Zuri looks at at stone)
Tiifu: 
Really? Let me see! Does my nose look big to you?
Zuri: 
No, it looks pretty.
Kiara: 
(Chuckles) Yes, that should do it. (Straining) (Kiara tries to push a big rock to the river) (Panting) A little help?
Zuri: 
But... I might chip a claw.
Kiara: 
(Growls) Zuri.
Zuri: 
Oh. (Giggles nervously) Since you put it that way...
Kiara: 
Okay, here we go. One, two, three... Push!
(Kiara, Tiifu and Zuri try tot push the rock in the water)
(All Straining)
Zuri:
Are we done yet?
Kiara: 
We need to roll it over the edge.
Zuri: 
Oh! You have got to be kidding! I mean... Go us!
Tiifu: 
Yay!
(All Straining)
Kiara: 
It's moving!
(The rock lands in the water)
Tiifu: 
We did it!
Zuri: 
Yay!
Kiara: 
No. We didn't.
Tiifu: 
But we got the rock to the river.
Kiara: 
(Sighs) I'll just have to think of something else.
Ono: 
(Ono flys and looks down at Kiara) (Sighs) Too bad that boulder idea didn't work. Better tell Kion.
(The scene transitions to Fuli and Baby Baboon are still seen walking home)
Fuli: 
Won't be long. You're almost home.
(Vultures Squawking)
Fuli: 
(Gasps) Oh, no! We have to get past the vultures to get to the cliffs. So get down. And no noise. Good. Now follow me. 
(Baby Baboon gets down low)
Mzingo: 
Hmm, I was certain I saw that delectable little baboon around here somewhere. I move we keep looking.
Mwoga: 
And I second it!
Mzingo: 
All in favor?
Mwoga: 
Aye!
Male Vulture: 
Aye!
Baby Baboon: 
(Baby Baboon steps on a stick) (Gasps)
Mzingo: 
Hmm. All who think that sounded like a little baboon say aye.
Mwoga: 
Aye!
Male Vulture: 
Aye!
Mzingo: 
The ayes have it. Let us investigate.
Fuli:
Listen, I've got an idea.
(Rustling)
Mzingo: 
There! In the grass! (Chuckling) (Sing-Song) Come out, come out, wherever you... (Fuli pops out of the grass) Oh. It's you. Greetings, Fuli.
Mwoga: 
All alone, are we?
Fuli: 
That's right. All alone. Just the way I like it.
Mzingo: 
Hmm. Really? What happened to that delicious... I mean, adorable baby baboon we were trying to help earlier?
Fuli: 
Trying to help?
Mzingo:
Oh, yes. He was hopelessly lost and we were trying to guide him home.
Baby Baboon: 
(Whimpering)
(Fuli covers Baby Baboon's mouth with her tail)
Fuli: 
I'm sure he's found his way home by now. So, if you don't mind... I'm on a hunt.
Mzingo: 
Hmm. Indeed. Uh, what are you hunting?
Fuli: 
Well, you're looking pretty plump.
Mzingo: 
Me? Yes... Well... Ahem. Meeting adjourned!
(The vultures leave)
Fuli: 
They're gone... Again. Good job staying quiet under there.
Baby Baboon: 
(Sneezes)
(The scene transitions back to the rest of the Lion Guard)
Kion: 
So Kiara tried to use a boulder as a stepping stone? Sounds like a good plan.
Ono: 
Yes. Unfortunately, it collapsed part of the island into the water.
Beshte: 
Just like our tree did.
Kion: 
They were both good plans. Just not good enough. Hmm, I wonder... If we put both plans together... Bunga, Beshte, help me move that big boulder.
Bunga: 
You got it!
Beshte: 
Ready when you are.
Kion: 
Ono, fly over and get Kiara, Tiifu, and Zuri. Bring them to that tree.
Ono: 
I see... Of course! On my way!
(The scene transitions and Fuli and Baby Baboon make it home)
Fuli:
Finally! Here we are. You're home safe and...
Baby Baboon: 
(Gibbering)
Fuli: 
(Sighs) Figures. Get him all this way and he just runs off.
Baby Baboon: 
(Gibbering)
Fuli: 
(Sighs) Baboons!
Baby Baboon: 
(Hooting) 
(Baby Baboon climbs up the cliffs)
Baby Baboon's Mother: 
Oh, there you are! You're okay.
Fuli: 
(Sighs) Okay. Guess my work here's done. (Gasps)
(The vultures spot the Baby Baboon)
Mzingo: 
Motion to engage with lunch?
Mwoga: 
Aye!
Male Vulture: 
Aye!
Baby Baboon's Mother: 
(Gasping)
Fuli: 
Oh, no, you don't! (Fuli spots the vultures)
(The scene transitions back to Kiara and Kiara talks to Kion and the Lion Guard)
Kiara: 
I like your plan, Kion. But we better be quick. This island isn't going to last much longer.
Tiifu: 
But we can't leave yet. We haven't finished getting ready for your Royal Buffalo thingy!
Tiifu & Zuri: 
(Both yelping) 
(Tiifu and Zuri are seen in the water)
Ono: 
"Hapana!"
(All gasping)
Tiifu & Zuri:
Help!
Kiara: 
Don't worry, I've got you! (Straning) (Kiara pulls them up)
(All Sigh)
Tiifu & Zuri: 
You saved us!
Kiara: 
That's what princesses do. Now let's get out of here. Kion?
(All Straning)
Kion: 
We're all set with the boulder! You ready to knock over that tree
(The Lion Guard knocks the boulder to the river)
Kiara:
I'm ready! Are you ready?
Tiifu & Zuri: 
Ready.
Kiara: 
Then... Push!
(Kiara, Tiifu and Zuri push the tree to the river)
(All Straning)
(The girls get off the island)
Tiifu: 
You did it!
Kiara: 
We all did it!
Kion: 
Right.
(The scene transitions back to Fuli and the vultures and, vultures go after Baby Baboon)
(Vultures Squawking)
Mzingo: 
Attack!
Baby Baboon:
(Screams)
Fuli: 
Vultures! Claws off my baboon! (Grunts) (Fuli climbs the cliffs)
Mzingo: 
It's no use, Fuli. You can't climb faster than we can fly. (Laughing)
(Baboons Gibbering)
(Both groaning)
Fuli: 
(Panting) Baboons! Oh! That's it! Hold 'em off. I'm almost there!
Mzingo: 
Get the baby! I'll take care of Fuli. (Grunts) (Baby Baboon throes fruit at Mzingo) (Yelps) (Grunts) (Gasps) (Grunts) (Screaming) (Thuds) Argh!
Fuli: 
(Laughs) Thanks!
Baby Baboon: 
(Laughing)
Mzingo: 
I'll be back for you.
(Fuli pushes Mizngo)
Mzingo: 
(Yells)
Fuli: 
Mzingo. Tell your parliament to back off!
Vultures: 
(Squawking)
(Gibbering)
Mzingo: 
Emergency motion to cease and desist!
Mwoga: 
Shall we form a committee and put it to a vote?
Mzingo:
No! Stop! (Stammers) Go! Now!
(Mzingo and the vultures leave)
(The Baboons climb down the cliffs)
Baboons: 
(Chanting) Fuli! Fuli! Fuli!
Fuli: 
(Chuckles) Baboons.
Baby Baboon's Mother: 
Thank you for saving my baby.
Baby Baboon: 
(Baby Baboon gives Fuli a hug) "Huwezi!"
(Fuli smiles at the Baby Baboon)
(The scene transitions back to Kiara, Tiifu and Zuri are talking)
Tiifu: 
I'm sorry we weren't able to help you, Kiara.
Kiara: 
But you did help. I could never have gotten off that island without you two.
Tiifu: 
I meant I'm sorry we couldn't help you look better.
Kiara: 
There are more important things than how you look. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a royal duty to perform.
(Buffalo grunting)
Vuruga Vurgua: 
Your Highness.
Kiara: 
Vuruga Vuruga. So good to see you.
Vuruga Vurgua: 
And you. I must say, you look ready for the Wallow! Usually the royals are always so stuffy at these things. But this this is most impressive! Clearly, you understand what the Buffalo Wallow is all about.
Kiara: 
Uh, thank you, Vuruga Vuruga. Though Zuri and Tiifu deserve some of the credit, too. They always insist I try to look my best. 
(Vuruga Vuruga look at Tiifu and Zuri and smiles)
Kiara: 
Now! Let the Buffalo Wallow begin!
(Buffalo lowing)
Beshte: 
"Poa!" That sure looks like fun.
(Fuli meets up with everyone)
Kion: 
Fuli?
Fuli: 
(Sighs) Sorry it took so long. The baby baboon's home safe. Just wasn't as simple as I thought it would be.
Kion: 
Nothing's ever simple when it comes to Fuli and baboons.
Bunga: 
Yeah! Bet you're glad to be rid of that pesky little baboonie.
Fuli: 
(Laughs) You know it. (Fuli looks at the cliffs) (Softly) Baboons.
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Baboons!/Transcript