Crazy Alternate Future of the World

This is basically like Not so serious future of Mapperdonia, except it's the real world. Enjoy!
"the real world"...
RULES:
Everything has to be weird and crazy.
== 2015-2025 ==
* 2015: Seeing how South Sudan gained independence, North Sudan, East Sudan, Northwest Sudan, and Banana Sudan also gain independence. Sudan collapses, and South Sudan, North Sudan, East Sudan, Northwest Sudan, and Banana Sudan fight to gain control over its lands.
* 2015: Malaysia decides to take over Indonesia by throwing potato chips. They win the war.
* 2016: Banada Sudan wins the War for Sudan, but is eaten by Egypt because it is a banana.
* 2016: Idaho becomes part of ISIS.
* 2016: Emartiland was appeared in Transkarpathians.
* 2016: Malaysia takes over Papua New Guinea, East Timor, and Australia by throwing more potato chips, including some Doritos.
* 2017: Malaysia collapses because of all of the potato chips going to waste, which heavily damaged the economy.
* 2017: The rest of Malaysia's potato chips are eaten by the sock monster. (except for the Doritos, which escape to Mars with some Mountain Dew to found the Dewito Empire).
* 2017: Sealand takes over the UK.
* 2017: Tennessee gains independence and takes over the Americas In 5 minutes.
* 2018: Texas kills all muslims in the world
* 2018: Your middle finger becomes a country.
* 2018: the unrecognized nations like Abkhazia, Transnistria, etc. declare war on Uzbekistan and lose. Uzbekistan now has influence everywhere.
* 2018: The former lands of Malaysia are taken over by Mordor.
* 2018: Mordor takes over New Zealand, which means Hobbiton is part of Mordor.
* 2019: Mordor takes over Antarctica.
* 2019: Vatican City declares war against NATO. After a very bloody two-day conflict, Pope Fancynamiss DCCCXI said: "Vatican City is very very strong."
* 2020: Sealand takes over The Netherlands, Luxembourg, and Belgium.
* 2020: New York City gains independence from the USA.
* 2021: Kim Jong Un dies after falling in a pit while looking for his dark glasses and Mickey Mouse becomes the supreme leader of North Korea.
* 2022: Mexico Anchsluss California,Arizona and New Mexico
* 2022: Mordor Take over Australia and they start building Barad-dur in Sydney.
* 2023: The Galactic Empire colonizes the moon,causing disputes with the Earth.
* 2024: San Marino takes over Italy.
* 2025: ISIS takes over Israel.
* 2025: Serbia invades Turkey. Monaco wins.
* 2025: Texas takes the world and kills Lolistan because he is Texan
* 2025: Snoop Dogg smokes weed.Then he marries with weed because it's Texan.
* 2025: Vatican City annexes Texas and be satanists because Texas is god loving.
== 2026-2035 ==
* 2026: Monaco takes over France.
* 2026: Andorra takes over Iberia.
* 2026: Luxembourg takes over Germany.
* 2027: Your middle finger starts a war against Mordor. It wins.
* 2027: Your middle finger is praised by the hobbits for saving them.
* 2028: Luxembourg anchlusses Sealand.
* 2029: Poland takes over Russia.
* 2030: Mexico takes over Central America by throwing tacos and chili.
* 2030: Texas kills Lolistan because hes Texan.
* 2030: Texas kills Lolistan because hes Texan.
* 2030: Lolistans ass beated Lolistans ass and Hobbit Fuck Republic in Moon.
* 2031: Brazil joins Germany after they are beaten 125-1 in a football match. Neymar takes over Bolivia
* 2033: Nigeria and Niger unite into one. Now Percy can sleep quietly.
* 2034: JabrAIDS and Piss Republic appears and then they pwn each other.
* 2034: Your Middle Finger collapses because Cookie Sh*topia has infriltrated it's Finger Government
* 2035: Lichenstein took over Switzerland
* 2035: JabrAIDS collapse because Jabril is too lazy to handle sh*t
* 2035: Captain Zimbabwe takes over Africa
== 2036-2045 ==
* 2036: Mickey Mouse invades China
* 2036: Putin dies when he gets pwned by a protein shake. Aunt Jemima is now the ruler of Russia.
* 2036: ISIS commit suicides and then Trolololonia forms after ISIS fell after the suicide attack
* 2038: The Trolololonia has wiped Ukraine and Moldova to create the Reichskommisiarat Trolololonia and a colony in the Levant called the Arcy
* 2039: Aunt Jemima declares war on Trolololonia
* 2039: Trolololonia creates a puppet state called the Lone Planet.
* 2039: Lone Planet kicks ass on Aunt Jemima in her bottom
* 2040: Somalia wins the war between Trolololonia and Aunt Jemima
* 2042: Due to Piss Republic being powerful than anyone else, it pwns all of the world under 20 yoctoseconds
* 2043: Piss Republic collapses and Somalia takes it over
* 2043: Somalia collapses and all nations before 2042 are back
* 2044: USA becomes communist.
* 2044: Rhode Island anschlusses the communist USA. 
* 2045. Rhode Island invades Canada. 
== 2046-2048 ==
* 2046: Rhode Island starts to invade Mexico, but Mexico wins by throwing tacos and chili. 
* 2046: Aunt Jemima anchlusses Rhode Island 
* 2047: Fegelein steals the Bagel from Hitler 
* 2044: Rhode Island anschlusses the communist USA.
* 2045. Rhode Island invades Canada. 
* 2048: Swaziland buys Kaliningrad Oblast and invades Cuba. Somalia takes Palau  
== 2049-2067 ==
* 2049: Mongolia becomes strong and atack central Asia and China by throwing very hot tea
* 2050: Zimbabwe collapses because people can't buy toilets are poor and can't go sh*t to the toilet 
* 2051: Singapore takes over Southest Asia by throwing briliant and diamonds  
* 2060: Kent, WA gains independence from Aunt Jemima.
* 2061: Aunt Jemima anschlusses all of the world except for Your Middle Finger and Kent, WA.  
* 2066: Kent, WA anschlusses Aunt Jemima.  
* 2060: Kent, WA gains independence from Aunt Jemima.  
* 2061: Aunt Jemima anschlusses all of the world except for Your Middle Finger and Kent, WA.  
* 2066: Kent, WA anschlusses Aunt Jemima.  
* 2067: Your Middle Finger anschlusses Kent, WA.  
== 2068-2071 ==
* 2068: Fegelein steals over 9000 bagels from Hitler.
* 2071: An ever expanding parakeet with a nuclear grenade launcher eats greenland, yum.
== 2072-2101 ==
* 2072: Aklaristan gains independence from the ever expanding parakeet with a nuclear grenade launcher.
* 2073: Mongolia collapses into many Khanates because the emperator was s*x with horse and dies.  
* 2074: Kazakh Khanate take over Tibet Persia India and East Turkestan by launching horse sh*t bomb.  
* 2075: Kazakh Khanate atacks Baltslavstan with 100 billion army and 500 milion horse sh*t bombs  
* 2076: Kazakh Khanate launch to Baltslavstan horse sh*t dies 10 milion people.  
* 2077: Baltslavstan launch cepelino bomb to Kazakh Khanate dies 50 milion people.  
* 2078: Kazakh Khanate collapses and Baltslavstan win and steal horse sh*t bomb becomes very strong  
* 2079: Mickey Mouse starts war with Baltslavstan by throwing nuclear fart bomb.  
* 2080: Starts bloody battle with fart Korean army dies from cepelinos gun and Baltslavs dies from fart gun.  
* 2081: in Korea beginns revolt because people want Democracy Baltslavstan pushes out by cepelinos.
* 2082: Korea collapses democrats fucked up comies and Baltslavstan win war.  
* 2083: In Antarctida begins global warming and nigers throw to penguins madafakas fall of Penguinia.  
* 2084: Baltslavstan takes over Siberia by throwing horse sh*t and hot cepelinos becomes Eurasian Union.  
* 2085: Fegelein bombs West Europe in 10 minutes Hitler dies.  
* 2086: In Amazona aborigines monkeys take over South America and Central America by launch water bomb.  
* 2087: Sahara becomes country and eats more grass area with Sand bombs and Sand army sand tanks.  
* 2088: Fegelein takes over North America in 3 days by launch chemical toilet bactery killer and new sh*t. 
* 2089: In Congos Bannanas take over whole Central Africa.  
* 2090: Singapore collapses because no more diamonds and damaged economy Singapore becomes poor and small.
* 2091: Lolistans are back and beginns war with Fegelein attack strategy fart and Eurasian Union helps too.  
* 2092: Fegelein capital is nuked by horse sh*t cepelinos and fart into pieces dies 100 bilion people.  
* 2093: Kenguru and Aborigines take over Australia New Zealand and Indonesia punching and fucked.  
* 2094: Cunami becomes country takes over Sahara, Sahara collapses no more sand only grass area.  
* 2095: Bangladesh becomes strong and kills whole South Asia by launching sh*t water and bactery.  
* 2096: Nigers start expand in dead Sahara grass are finds many oil diamonds in Arabia dies deserts and becomes grass area more Arabs born because each other fucks.  
* 2097: Aborigens and kengurus takes over Bangladesh by mega pucnch and super arrow with hot sh*t.  
* 2098: Bannanas take over Arabia North Africa and South Europe by old dead scary bannana dust.  
* 2099: Eurasian Union atacks last part of China with horse sh*t and hot cepelinos.  
* 2100: Everyone celebrates 22 century no wars but many fart dust sh*t toilets imigration and fucks.  
* 2101: Eurasian Union takes over whole world the trash is very dangerous many people dies people starts fly to space because its chemical dangerous robots start destroying whole trash in world Eurasian Union president dies Eurasian Union collapses and gets out from this planet.
== 2101-2136 ==
*2102: Turkmenistan takes over Stanland and Becomes Turkestan Khanatae launcing golden bomb.
* 2103: Beginns Kenguru Monkeys war Kenguru good punch Monkeys throw bannanas.  
* 2104: Monkeys win war and conquers Kenguru Australia names it Bannana Australia because find so many bannanas.  
* 2105: Tigers take over whole East Africa by eating other animals the John Tiger becomes president of Tigrania.  
* 2106: Monkeys take over Bannanas because they want eat them ,  
* 2107: Monkeys take over Antarctida in Antarctida no more snow like Africa many Rainforest.  
* 2108: Monkeys declare war on Tigrania Leons help tigers too.
* 2109: Monkeys collapse because Monkus Monkuko dies from falling from his tree 900 metters.  
* 2110: Tigers and Leons expand to Africa and Kengurus becomes independent president Kengurus Walstral.  
* 2111: Bulls take over Iberia and North Africa by bull sh*t stinky
* 2112: Turkmens fly to space because so many animals atacking and go sh*t to them.  
* 2113: Horses creates own Horse Republic president Horsus Tibetiastanian.  
* 2114: Champas animals comes to alive expanding to South Asia.  
* 2115: Bears take over whole Russian land by stinky tanks.
* 2116: Champas create own Kingom king Champ Islanderian has 300 bilion bannanas nukes.  
* 2117: Roes take over Baltic by bombing.
* 2118: Birds take over Tibet by throwing white sh*t  
* 2119: Sakhals takes over Kalahari desert by eating other animals.  
* 2120: Snakes take over West Africa.  
* 2121: Pirania takes over South Africa and starts war with snakes.
* 2122: Snakes win war by spicy teth bomb and poison
* 2123: Polar bears take over Canada.  
* 2124: Parrots takes over India and declare war on tibetian birds.  
* 2125: Parrots win war by fart bomb.  
* 2126: Champas take over South China
* 2127: Japanese Madafakas takes over Korea  
* 2128: Horses expand to Caucasus and Mongolia
* 2129: Horses Declare war other animals and wins with fart horse sh*t bomb.  
* 2130: People are back because no more trash planet is clean.  
* 2131: People starts kiling and animals with super fart dust horses atack with horse sh*t bomb.  
* 2132: People wins war with animals and expands.  
* 2133: Many countries formed many celebration and lots of crazy stuff.  
* 2134: Turkmenistan launch 100 bombs to Baltslavstan.  
* 2135: Baltslavstan launch more than 30 000 roe spikes  
* 2136: Baltslavstan wins war and annex Turkmenistan  
* 2136: Someone realizes we've gone beyond the margin  
== 2136-2200: ==
* 2137: HappynHungry eats the magical cookie and everyone turns into Ever Expanding Parakeets with Nuclear Grenade Launchers.
* 2137: Bob the Bacon becomes sad because he dropped his ice cream cone and dies of sadness 3 hours later.
* 2137: Bob's friend Don the Diamond dies of sadness too
* 2137: Don's best friend, Marylin Monroe, is unaffected and goes on to sell his remains for billions of dollars.
* 2138: Happyn Hungry declares to Fegelein by misile cookie launcher
* 2139: Happyn Hyngry takes over North America and West Europe Eats some islands yum
* 2140: Baltslavstan becomes allie of Happyn Hungry by giving cepelino bomb and horse sh*t
* 2141: Marylin Monroe buys Scotland and invades Norway
* 2142: Molossia takes in North&Suoth America and remove kebab and burger from premises
* 2143: HappynHungry invades North Pole and Siberia .
* 2144: Mali takes over West Africa and by launching new water blaster
* 2145: in Europe starts new countries creating like Kebabland in Turkey or Removerland in Balkans.
* 2146: New Australian civil war beginns kenghumans becomes independent from Australia located West Australia
* 2147: Mongolia takes over Tibet East Turkestan and Turkestan by throwing new horse leather bomb.
* 2148: Mongolia takes over Siberia eaats more islands in north yum.
* 2149: Mongolia invades East Europe and Persia by launching Horse atom bomb.
* 2150: Arabia invades North Africa by launching sheep bomb.
* 2151: In Europe starts creating Spanportugal countries and Francswiss Geraustran Brireland.
* 2151: Spanportugal takes over Iberia.
* 2152: Mongolia takes over Baltslavstan by launching more then 1 milion horse atom bomb radius ton
* 2152: European countries expand and eats chocolate yum.
* 2153: Mongolia takes invades Alaska.
* 2154: Thai Empire takes over India whole Pacific ocean.
* 2155: Loanian Empire takes over Central America and South America.
* 2156: The biggest bomb launched in Africa and invaded by Europeans. Nuclear Grenade Launchers.
* 2157: Mongolia collapses into Horse Horde Turkestan Khanate Indo European Khanate and Kebab Horde.
* 2158: Happyn Hungry invades South America by launching cookie bomb.
* 2159: Happyn Hungry atacks Mali Empire and conquers in 10 days.
* 2160: Horse Horde collapses no more sh*t as the economical problem.
* 2161: Bannana Sudan takes over West Africa by throwing bannanas.
* 2162: Jabril is back and takes over Arabia and Egypt by handle sh*t.
* 2163: Kenghumans invades Madagascar by during masive efect from punch.
* 2164: Jabril takes over North Africa.
* 2165: Kenghumans take over Australia and Indonesia from Thai Empire.
* 2166: Thai Empires collapses no more tiger bombs crisis.
* 2167: Jabril takes over world and collapses.
* 2168: Baltslavstan is back and conquers West Europe.
* 2169: Europeans invade Africa with burgers and hamburgers. * 2170: Muslims are back and conquer Middle East and North Africa by saying one word.
* 2171: Baltslavstan steals colonies from Chocolatia in Africa.
* 2172: Begins global Chocolating in Europe.
* 2173: N00b empire rises on Greenland and Attacks Europeans with Firing Cookies
* 2174: N00b empire Takes over a Bit Of europe and stops attacking.
* 2175: Jabril dies in an elevator.
* 2177: Jabril's corpse is eaten by dogs.
* 2178: Pro Kingdom rises in Siberia and atacks Baltslavstan
* 2179: N00b Empire attacks Baltslavstan too Baltslavstan collapses.
* 2180: Carrots and Potatoes expand in dead Baltslavstan territory.
* 2181: N00b empire takes over most of Europe with Chocolate and Coffee
* 2182: Pro-Kingdom takes over East Europe with Carrots and Potatoes.
* 2183: Cock Empires rises in one month and falls by N00b Empire.
* 2184: N00b Empire attack HappynHungry and South America HappynHungry wins war.
* * 2185: All cocksucker and sucker killed by n00bs.
* 2186: N00bia dies by chocolate attack 103 years old.
* 2187: Begemots rises in Congo.
* 2188: Madagascar is blown up by N00b Empire.
* 2189: N00b Empire makes new Fart bomb with trash and by dead dogs.
* 2190: N00b Empire takes over Australia by testing fart bomb with trash and by dead dogs.
* 2191: N00b Empire launches cookie fart bomb in South Africa.
* 2192: Pro Kingdom becomes Pro Empire and attacks China by launching potatocarot bombs.
* 2193: Pro Kingdom makes Alliance with HappynHungry makes trading amo and bombs.
* 2194: WTF Kingdom gets independence from N00b Empire.
* 2195: WTF Kingdom takes over Central Africa.
* 2196: Rororor Empire rises in Philippines and take over Indonesia.
* 2197: Rororor Empire takes over Chinese coast and renames Rise Empire.
* 2198: Wtf Kingdom atacks India and renames U WOT M8 Empire.
* 2199: Pro Kingdom attacks China.
* 2200; Begins Great World War.
* 2200: ISIS returns and takes control of Syria, Iraq, Turkey and California
== 2201-2208 ==
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* 2201: Most countries in the world collapse because Mexicoball farted.
* 2202: ISIS survives Mexicoball's fart and takes control of all of the Middle East, West China, Southern Russia and half of Europe and Africa.
* 2205: Dark Muffin accidentally arrives at this universe and decides to get money by selling bon-ice in Mexico to repair his Universe-Travel machine.
* 2207: The Dewito Empire comes back from Mars, and takes over the whole world except for Cheyenne, Wyoming.
* 2208: Mexicoball farts again. Sealandic people learn to fly.
* 2210: Sealandics destroy everyone in North Europe
* Monsoon goes crazy.
* 2214: The Dewito Empire collapses.
* 2214: Thailand appears.
* 2215: THe one second Thai Civil War happens, with Pie People winning, making Thailand a Pie Republic, and renamed to Thaipieland.
* N00b Empire Takes over U WOT M8 kingdom and Southern Africa, though.
* 2209: HappynHungry Fus Ro Dah's everything and eats N00b Empire. Yum.
* 2218: Eastern Renton, WA and Kent, WA regain independence and proclaim Richard Sherman.
* Marshawn Lynch, Russell Wilson, and Pete Carroll religious prophets after uniting into Kenton, WA.       
* N00b Empire survives and kills HappynHungry. After that, they take over world system and ban pie, chips and every good thing. N00b empire is mad.
* The Pie Republic of Thailand is angry because N00b Empire banned pies, so they toke over half their land and also pooped on their king.
* 2219 Neolavian empire existed in Philippines.
* Neolavia makes alliance with Thailand.
* 2220 Neolavia kills every one in Southeast asia except for Thailand.
* 2222 The Germans return and kick the french out of Pearl Harbor. Everyone bomb the Germans with bad beer.
* 2223: Europe disappears from space-time.
* 2223: Betty Crocker installs a Fascist Regime in Thailand, called the Fascist Pie State.
== 2208 - 2247 ==
2221 Poland collapses and Slovakia take all western Europe.
2222 Texas takes over the world. Then Djbouti invades texas and wins.
* 2224: HappynHungry discovered how to live forever in the hole of a donut, and revives himself to create the Confederacy of Ever Expanding Parakeets with Nuclear Grenade Launchers and Aunt Jemima Clones. (CEEPNGLAAC)
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