Mission Events

Sometimes sending a Cultist on a Mission can trigger an Event. The events have various results depending on choices and some luck, including receiving or losing Money, PR, Influence, etc. Some choices will require a certain amount of Skill Group. 
Note: The choice orders are not necessarily the same every time. Most options give a way to leave without any consequences even after selecting a choice. The amount of the gain/loss and required skill group level depend on level of the Mission and traits/injuries may vary and not be correct below.
== Blackjack ==
* I'm banned from casinos in 5 states. Show me my cards.
** One more card.
*** One more card
*** I'll stick with my 17
**** I'm sure
***** [Gain Money]
**** No actually, give me one more card.
** I'll stick with my 11
*** Why yes, yes I am.
**** [Lose Money]
*** No. Actually I want another card.
** Calmly smile, and then sprint off down the street as fast as you can.
* Me like card. Me card good. (see above choices)
* Gambling is a mugs game. Also, I'm reporting you to the local council. [Leave]
==Bus Money==
* Give $100 and leave.
** [Lose $100 and Gain temporary Mood buff: Helped Someone]
* Tell the man their mother is of no consequence to anyone. (req People Skill Group) (see choices below)
* Tell the man you believe him to be a cunning liar. (req Logical Skill Group)
** Recruit them as a Cultist.
*** [Gain a Cultist at quality Good, also increases Cultist Cap by 1]
** Give $100 and leave.
*** [Lose $100 and Gain temporary Mood buff: Helped Someone]
** Cross the street and leave them. [Leave]
* Cross the street and leave them. [Leave]
==Car Problems==
* Let me have a look at those tyres.
** I know best and I want to look at those tyres.
*** Inform the couple there are no issues at all and they can now drive away. You're welcome
**** [Gain Trait Helpful (+3 Social skill)]
*** Actually let me have a look at that engine. (See let me have a look at that engine Choice below)
** Let me have a look at that engine.
*** Choose Ammeter, then With positive and a negative cables 
**** Inform the couple of the faulty battery connections caused by foul play. Tell them you can easily fix it. 
***** [Gain Trait Keen Eye (+3 Planning skill) + Mechanic (+3 improvisation skill)]
**** Lie about the foul play and the battery connections and tell them the engine looks completely shot and requires a tow truck.
***** [Gain Trait Expert Liar (+3 Bluffing skill) + Mechanic (+3 improvisation skill)]
** Focus your inner power towards the battery and wait for a sign.
* Let me have a look at that engine. (see engine choices above)
* I don't even know where the engine is. I can't help. [Leave]
== The Casket ==
* Approach the crate and check its contents.
** Open the casket.
*** Take the mummy's sausage. It is an artefact of an ancient world and must hold immense prestige.
**** [Gain Ancient Mummified Sausage ornament and Trait: The Mummy's Curse (Cannot use the toilet)]
*** Take the mummy's sausage and eat it.
**** [Gain Trait: The Mummy's Power (+2 bonus to all skills) and Trait:The Mummy's Curse (Cannot use the toilet)]
*** Give the mummy's sausage a rub for good luck and then leave it be.
*** If a mummy bust out of this casket and left his sausage behind then he's certainly going to come back for it when he realises it's gone. You don't want to risk the mummy's wrath. Walk away.
** You don't want to risk the curse. Walk away. [Leave]
* It could be dangerous. Leave the room and continue on your way. [Leave]
== The Clown ==
* Investigate further. 
** Politely decline, you're probably a little old to be taking balloons from sewer clowns.
*** Okay. What the hell, after all it is free.
**** [Gain Shiny Red Balloon ornament] chance to [Gain Injury Broken Funny Bone (-20 max fun stat)]
*** Yeah no I don't like this. I'm out [Leave]
** Reach in and take the balloon, after all it's free.
*** [Gain Injury Broken Funny Bone (-20 max fun stat) and Shiny Red Balloon ornament]
** Walk away and forget this nightmare fuel ever happened. 
* Ignore it, it's probably just the wind. [Leave]
==The Cocktail Maker==
* This man needs my help
** Choose Gin & Tonic OR Tonic & Gin, then Rum, then Tequila
*** [Gain PR and Influence]
* Leave the waiter to his misery [Leave]
==Coin Toss==
* Accept the Street Wizard's offer.
** Heads/Tails
*** random regardless of choice: [Lose $5] OR [Receive Scam Coin ornament] 
** Actually I've got somewhere to be. Bye [Leave]
* Politely decline and continue on your way. [Leave]
==The Computer==
* Love to
** Choose 19, then 36 to [Gain Money]
* I picked a hell of a day to stop drinking. I'll be going now. [Leave]
==Dr Mick==
* Lets see what happens.
** Appeal to the crowd for someone to help.
*** Start CPR 
**** [Gain Jolly Meal Toy ornament and Lose PR] 
*** I'm sure a different type of food will help her. I've got to get going.
** Start CPR
** I'm sure the Doctor will think of something. Cya!
* Slap the pizza from his hand and help the lady yourself. (req. Logical Skill Group)
** Check her airway.
*** [Gain Jolly Meal Toy ornament] 
** Start chest compressions.
*** [Gain Jolly Meal Toy ornament and Lose PR]
** Check her pulse. (leads you back to the other two options)
* Best leave this to a professional. [Leave]
==The Explorer==
* I AM pretty intelligent.
** Choose Lapland, then Satan's Kingdom to [Gain PR]
* Sounds like cheating. I'm out. [Leave]
== The French Chef ==
* Accept his challenge in French (req People Skill Group)
** Choose Prepare a fish stew for Bouillabaisse
*** [Gain PR and Influence]
* Accept his challenge in English
** Choose Prepare a fish stew, then Make a toasted ham and cheese sandwich to [Gain Influence and Lose PR]
* I don't have time for this. [Leave]
== The Great Gamblor's Cup Game ==
* Don't bet yet, study the next performance. (one-time only option)
** Stare into The Great Gamblor's eyes during the performance. (req Logical Skill Group)
** Focus on what The Great Gamblor does with his hands during the performance (req Practical Skill Group)
*** Bet $100, $800, or $2000
**** Choose Middle or Right cup to [Gain or Lose Money] (random, but Left cup will always lose)
*** Change your mind. Leave.
** Stare at the next game as wide eyed as you possibly can and don't even blink.
** Change your mind. Leave.
* Bet $100, $800, or $2000
* Leave. [Leave]
== Hedge Maze ==
* I am my own compass. I'm in.
** Choose Left, Right, then Straight to [Gain Hedge Maze ornament]
** Ain't nobody got time for this nonsense. Abandon the maze and leave. 
* I lost my sense of direction in a gardening accident. I'm out. [Leave]
==The Hooded Figure==
* Approach
** I'm not sure I should be hearing this.
*** Yeah I'm off.
*** Actually go on then.
**** [see I would like to hear more option below]
** I would like to hear more.
*** Please teach me master.
**** [Gain Light Sword ornament]
*** You're going down a path I cannot follow.
**** [Receive Injury (Full Blown Achy Pain -15 max health) but Gain Light Sword ornament]
** Ignore and walk away [Leave]
* Stay Clear [Leave]
== Justify Your Existence ==
* What must I do?
** I have given pleasure to the world with my beautiful hair.
*** [Gain Trait: Justified Existence (+5 bonus to Mood)]
** I have earned my bronze swimming certificate.
** I exist solely to please the Divine Being
*** [Gain Trait: Justified Existence (+5 bonus to Mood) and Judge's Gavel ornament]
** It is not your place to judge.
** Spin on it.
* I hate these either-or questions. Goodbye! [Leave]
==Lost Property==
* You are your own tool; run head first into the door.
** [Gain Injury Headache (-3 Public Speaking Skill)]
* Use Hammer to bash the door down (req People Skill Group)
** I think it's about to give, let's keep bashing.
*** [Gain Injury Bruised Funny Bone (-15 Max Fun)]
** Without thinking too much, kick the door in frustration and then leave before you're found.
** Leave before you're found.
* Use screwdriver to try and force out the lock from its frame. (req Logical Skill Group)
** Use the hammer to whack the screw driver into the lock
*** [Gain ornaments Ant Farm, Bonsai Tree, Model Rocket]
** Without thinking too much, kick the door in frustration and then leave before you're found.
** Leave before you're found.
* Use the crowbar to prise open the door. (req Practical Skill Group)
** Without thinking too much, kick the door in frustration and then leave before you're found.
** I think we have the time to try something else. [can select other 3 options]
** Leave before you're found. [Leave]
* It's probably full of pens. As nice as pens can be lets just leave it alone. [Leave]
==Neon Fluorescent Tribute==
* Tell me more.
** Sounds reasonable. How much? (Note: Both Pictures give same amount of prestige)
*** A bargain for sure. I'll take it. 
**** [Lose $5000 and Gain A Neon Fluorescent Tribute of a Tired Looking Ape picture]
*** How much without the frame?
**** [Lose $5 and Gain A Picture of a Tired Looking Ape picture]
** How much does it cost without the frame? (see above)
* Can I buy it without the frame? (see above)
* Apes are nothing but a laughing stock or painful embarrassment. No thanks. [Leave]
== The Police Box ==
* He seems ok.
** Maybe if you made it worth my while?
*** Sounds like a plan. Don't be long!
**** [Gain Police Box decor]
*** Find some other sucker. Bye.
** Sounds great. Good luck buddy!
*** [Gain Police Box decor and Injury: Triple Vision (-4 Planning Skill, Cannot work)]
** I've got to go and do something now.
* No thanks, you big weirdo.
==Public Transport==
* Go to the subway.
** Purchase a ticket for $100.
*** [Lose $100, May or may not decrease Mission Time]
* Go to the bus stop.
** Purchase a ticket for $10
*** [Lose $10, May or may not decrease Mission Time]
* Hail down the taxi cab.
** Pay the fare of $75.
*** [Lose $75, Gain temporary Mood buff: Helped Someone]
* You prefer to keep walking. [Leave]
==Rumours==
* Approach the man.
** Ask about the [Divine Being]
*** Ask about a different theory (can ask about the other options)
*** Tell him you know of the [Divine Being] too
**** Ask about a different theory (can ask about the other options)
**** Convince him its red (req People Skill Group)
***** Unlocks New Mission Investigate Conspiracy Theory (Rewards Essence of the [Divine Being] ornament) 
**** You're not sure what he wants to hear. You guess and say blue
*** Ignore this loon and leave.
** Choosing Ask about The Lizard People or Ask about Bigfoot will let you ask the other questions
* Ignore this loon and leave. [Leave]
==Sir Mick Swagger==
* Start screaming hysterically and mob him.
** [Gain Injury: Triple Vision (-4 Planning Skill, Cannot work)]
* Make some small talk. (req People Skill Group)
** [Gain Money]
* Ask for an autograph. (req Practical Skill Group)
** I am a Walrus.
** Jumpin' Flash Jack.
*** [Gain Mick Swagger Picture]
** Here comes my Son.
* Ignore and walk away
==The Stalker==
* Devise a plan to lose the person.
** Run screaming in terror
*** [Gain Injury Stuck Mouth -2 social and Faith]
** Make an elaborate turn and duck into a nearby shop. (req Logical Skill Group)
*** [Gain Trait: Slippery Rascal (+3 Espionage skill)]
** Use the people around you to create a diversion. (req People Skill Group)
** On second thoughts let me rethink this.
** Walk faster to see if they match your pace (req Practical Skill Group) 
*** [Return to previous choices]
* Devise a plan to confront the person (req. People Skill Group)
** Turn around and run directly at them.
** Turn around and run directly at them. Also, scream whilst doing it. (req Practical Skill Group)
** On second thoughts let me rethink this.
** Use the people around you to create a diversion. (req People Skill Group)
*** [Gain trait: Pugilist (+2 Butchery and +2 Improvisation skill)
* Maybe they just happen to be going the same way. Ignore them and continue. [Leave]
==The Storeroom==
*Attempt to run in when the guard's back is turned.
**[Gain Injury: Broken Imagination Processor (-3 Bluffing Skill, cannot work)]
*Sweet talk the guard into allowing you in (req People Skill Group)
**The box marked with a Greek "Alpha" symbol
**The box marked with a Greek "Chi" symbol
***[Gain nothing]
**The box marked with a Greek "Omega" symbol
*Create a distraction and slip past the guard (req Practical Skill Group)
**A large wooden box caked in a thick layer of dust.
***[Gain nothing]
**A pristine box with immaculate blue paint.
***[Gain Elgin Statue decor]
**A green wooden box with flaking paint. It is covered in cobwebs.
*There's never anything interesting in storerooms [Leave]
==Street Word Count Down==
* I thought this moment would never come
** You dare explain the rules to me? Give me my word!
*** Choose OMNIPOTENT - having complete or unlimited power, then MENDACIOUS - not telling the truth, lying to [Gain Teapot Trophy ornament]
** I wasn't expecting you to say that. I really don't have time to play games.
* This isn't where I parked my car. Bye [Leave]
==The Young Chef Event==
* It's your lucky day. My mother invented the potato chip sandwich
** Choose: for Steak Tartare: Keep the beef raw, Sweetbreads: Slap that pancreas in the frying pan
** Choose: Cook the steak until it's still slightly pink on the inside, then Use the mussels that are closed tightly to [Gain Influence and PR]
** Choosing one correct answer then one wrong answer will result in [Gain Influence and Lose PR]
* Sorry kid, I was raised on beef stock and turnips. [Leave]
==Unfortunate Situation==
* What's the matter?
** Of course I'll help you.
*** [Lose $500]
** That's a lot of money to make a withdrawal.
*** Your father was quite the man! You deserve that inheritance. 
**** random chance: [Gain $3000] OR [Lose $500]
*** My planet needs me. Goodbye. [Leave]
** No thanks!
* I don't help people [Leave]
==Window of Opportunity==
* Punch in a random code, luck may be on our side today...
** [Mission duration increased]
* Point at the safe and say "Open Sesame!" (req Practical Skill Group)
** [Lose PR]
* Attempt to disable the alarm (req Logical Skill Group)
** I think it's a Model S4F3-J3NMH2000...
*** [Gain nothing]
** I think it's a Model P1C-16217-KL3...
*** [Gain Important Documents ornament]
** I think it's a Model 8R3N-D4ABCM03...
* Inspect the keypad closer. (req People Skill Group)
** Choose 4425 to [Gain Important Documents ornament]
* Leave the safe alone [Leave]