Ötzi vs Fred Flintstone

The ancient frozen mummy, Ötzi, and the protagonist from the animated series, The Flintstones, Fred Flintstone clashes against each other in this prehistoric match-up, to see who is the better MC caveman.
Ötzi Background: The Ötztal Alps
Fred Flintstone Background: In front of his house from Bedrock
Beat: Spitfire
== Battle ==
EPIC RAP BATTLES: CARTOONS VS HISTORY
ÖTZI
VS
FRED FLINTSTONE
BEGIN!
=== Fred Flintstone ===
(starts at 0:19)
Here comes the beloved caveman from Hannah Barbera
To hammer a rotten body mummy back to his ice era
I’m iconic and funny, you’re a stripped Santa Claus, dummy
A clumsy, grumpy caveman with insects in his tummy
It’s clear that my bat is harder than your little Copper Axe
I will bowl you over, you can say I just Bamm-Bamm-ed your ass
Here's the news, I can Bed-Rock a mute with Rubble to spare
How can I share the air with your Galafianakis facial hair
=== Ötzi ===
(0:39)
I'm the ancient Alpine dweller, eating you for breakfast
Drop the angry, reckless grand daddy down his own crevice
I’m a golden discovery, roaming the mountains like a yeti
Now facing Freddy, the sweaty offspring of Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy
I rule the land of ice and snow, with my glacial flow
You're an ancient George Jetson, I'm a Frozen pharaoh
Strapped with so many weapons, this time you'll be sacrificed
I've broken the ice, I'll beat you and your buddy like I'm your wives
=== Fred Flintstone ===
(0:59)
WILMAAA!!! Get dinner on, I'll make this battle stop
You call me a slob, but you're from the similaun ZZ Top
This other caveman so lonely, facial expressions so Stony
Your lactose free diet is phony, it left you all skinny and boney
I spit hard like a boulder, you took an arrow to the shoulder
This polar rover needs a brace, I'm chilling, being colder
So apply a tattoo to heal the wounds I inflicted today
Stay away from Superstone, lest your body wishes to decay
=== Ötzi ===
(1:18)
You've got Slate, Rock and Gravel, but all you're tossing is Pebbles
Your character resembles Homer, with even worse credentials
You’ll get cursed, and wish my grave had remained undisturbed
It's The Return of my verse, so you better stay alert
I have my longbow prepared, so talk back, I dare you
Or get smoked like a herb, and look straight through
As the sun beats down and starts to melt down my tomb
And I swear I'm your doom, I Yabba-Dabba Do!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES: CART-
(The logo gets hit by an arrow.)
-OUCH!
-OONS VS HISTORY !!!
<poll>
Who won?
Fred Flintstone
Ötzi
</poll>
== Navigation ==
Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs History
 	
Season 1: 	Ötzi vs Fred Flintstone • Chowder vs Gordon Ramsay • The Beast vs Jack the Ripper • Eren Jaeger vs David • Michael Bay vs Wile E. Coyote • Dr. Frankenstein vs Dr. Jumba • Barney Stinson vs Johnny Bravo • BoJack Horseman vs Mr. Ed • Queen Elsa vs The Phantom of the Opera • Omi vs Percy Jackson • Noah vs Ash Ketchum • Dynamo vs Yugi Muto • Bear Grylls vs Yogi Bear • Naruto vs Batman • Inside Out vs Sigmund Freud
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