FISH

GET THAT FISH KILL
FILLED WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND (sea creature reference) THIS FISH IS NIGH UNSTOPPABLE IN COMBAT, REACH WITHIN BONKING DISTANCE AND KISS YOUR DERRIERE GOODBYE
IT EATS THE HANDS OF ITS SUBJECT EVERYDAY FOR A NICE BRUNCHTIME SNACK
IT FILLS YOU WITH THE FISH BLOODLUST, WHAT CAN A MERE MORTAL EVEN DO AGAINST IT
==THIS FISH HAS HAD A HAND IN THE MURDERS OF:==
* Abraham Lincoln
* That one guy who accidentally set off WWI
* Santa Claus
* Shrek 4's budget
* All CD Walkmans in Northern Uganda
* Pangaea
* The Pacific Plate
* My Ex-Roommate, Phillip (He was an ass, it's fine)
* Bubsy the Cat
* The concept of exercise balls
* The Howie Scream (Speed up version)
* HMF Radio
* Grinch Rule 34
* The Wonder Twins' Parents
* Xyloras' Hopes and Dreams
* Hinawa (You know the one)
DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, LEAVE THE FISH BEHIND
IT WILL GROW TO HATE YOU, IT WILL LEARN TO FIND YOU, AND IT WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD
==fun facts==
* Reported to be a friend of H E N K
* Unconfirmed but likely relative of Chub and further proof the ocean is a relentless opponent who should be approached with utmost caution.
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