Captain Ero

Captain Ero is Captain 0’s stupid evil clone. He was a result of the Wa-Machine failing at doing its job properly, which is why he sucks so much. His main goal is to kill Captain 0 but he always fails miserably at that because he cannot even being to try to fight the awesomeness of Captain 0, and he is definitely not even at the level of Captain 1.
== Powers and abilities ==
* He can utilize Idiot Beam, to shoot beams of idiocy at you. These beams are slightly flammable and unstable, so you should try to avoid these even though they aren't deadly.
== Weaknesses ==
* Tell him that he's getting coal for Christmas. He is going to cry uncontrollably and burst out on the floor, and beg you not to report him to his elves.
* Major criticism and really good points against him that make sense, like he is a dumb villain that is wasting his life, will make him contemplate his life for 2 minutes, but then he'll realize he can beat you since you are a n00b. So basically tell him he's stupid and you'll have 2 minutes to buy yourself time to get away from him.
== Backstory ==
Captain Ero was the result of a Wa-Machine failure and took out the z from Captain 0's (Captain Zero) name and threw it out into its trash can. Captain Ero came out of this and immediatey pissed his pants out of being scared. He thought he was awesome but then Captain 0 told him to shut up since he isn't awesome and then he became depressed.
Captain Ero attempted to go over to Captain 1, since he's Captain 0's rival, but Captain 1 shut the door in his face and told him to go away because "he's associated with him". Captain Ero then got an M202 and launched a missile at Captain 1. Captain 1 kicked his ass all the way to New York and was so pissed at him because his home was destroyed.
Captain Ero would then get more weapons and tried to get back at Captain 0, and he shot him but then the bullet ricocheted at him and he got shot instead. Captain 0 then decided to go to the gym and listen to Skibidi Toilet, and got muscles and tried to fight Captain 0 again! Later, he would get 500 punches to the gut and permanent brain damage. Captain 0 violated, roasted, fry-cooked, destroyed, and disrespected Captain Ero by what he did, but it just shows that you don't mess with the awesomest person in the UnWorld!
Because of Captain Ero's stupidity and idiocy (and permanent brain damage), he now lives in the Daycare Center for Adults with Autism (alongside another person, because JeffTheMasterr punched them so hard their brain was damaged). 
Nowadays, Captain Ero goes on dumb adventures with his imaginary friends and does whatever he wants since he received a Bat Credit Card somehow.
== Trivia ==
* Since he was created by Wario's Wa-Machine, he screams like him but talks differently.
* He is jealous that he is not Captain 0's friend which explains his villain arc.
* Before he received brain damage from Captain 0, he was like Ice King from Adventure Time, which goes to show that he was kind of a threat, but still an idiot. Nowadays he is just an idiot.
* He thought that burning his face with a flamethrower would give himself a beard. Yeah... that hurt him a lot. Because of the stupid beard he tried to give himself to look cool, it now hurts whenever he tries to eat. This gave him a high tolerance to pain.
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