ハッピイエンド・アクアリウマー (Happy End Aquariummer)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
被害者の身元は未だなおも不明、 	higaisha no mimoto wa imada nao mo fumei, 	The victim hasn’t been identified yet,
また、容疑者の女は今も逃走中です。 	mata, yougisha no onna wa ima mo tousouchuu desu. 	And the suspect is still at large.
二十代半ばの痩せ型で 	nijuudai nakaba no yasegata de 	The suspect is described as a thin woman in her mid-20s,
黒のパーカー、青のデニム、 	kuro no paakaa, ao no denimu, 	Wearing a black hoodie and blue denim jeans
凶器は非日常の「ケイエイソウドウ」 	kyouki wa hinichijou no "keieisoudou" 	And armed with an extraordinary “upright mind.”
 	 	
私としたことがまたしても残業 	watashi to shita koto ga mata shite mo zangyou 	Oh, what’s the matter with me—I’m working overtime today too?
また夫独り家に残し「逃走中！」...ではない 	mata otto hitori ie ni nokoshi "tousouchuu!"...de wa nai	Leaving my husband at home again, “I’m on the loose!” …that’s not true.
申し訳ないが今日という今日もどうにもならねえ 	moushiwakenai ga kyou to iu kyou mo dounimo naranee 	I’m terribly sorry, but I can’t do anything about this day as well.
こんな日々を続けて、早ウン年になる 	konna hibi o tsuzukete, hayaunnen ni naru 	Just how many years have I been spending such days?
思えば何もない日々が続いていた 	omoeba nani mo nai hibi ga tsuzuite ita 	Come to think of it, I wasn’t doing anything these days.
まだ「やりたいこととかあるはず」だったんだ 	mada "yaritai koto toka aru hazu" datta nda 	I was supposed to have “things I want to do” yet.
いつもの如くわけもわからず 	itsumo nogotoku wake mo wakarazu 	Just as always, blindly,
ピエロになり詩人になり 	piero ni nari shijin ni nari 	I become a clown, I become a poet,
生きてる"今"を美化する洗脳術 	ikiteru "ima" o bika suru sennoujutsu 	And I brainwash myself by glorifying the “present” I’m living.
 	 	
おさかな。いっぱい。 	osakana. ippai. 	There are a lot of fishes.
たの、しい、な。 	tano, shii, na. 	It’s so much fun.
 	 	
隕石とか落ちてきて！ 	inseki toka ochite kite! 	Something like a meteorite is going to fall!
ホウセキハタ、オキゴンベ？ 	housekihata, okigonbe? 	Brownspotted grouper, yellow hawkfish?From left to right, Epinephelus japonicus and Cirrhitichthys aureus.
上司とかだけ散ります 	joushi toka dake chirimasu 	And only someone like my bosses will croak.
ジョンソンズフェアリーラス？ 	jonsonzu feariirasu? 	Johnson’s fairy wrasse?Cirrhilabrus johnsonii.
美少女とかになりたい 	bishoujo toka ni naritai 	I want to be, like, a pretty little girl.
キホウボウ、コマイ、フエダイ？ 	kihoubou, komai, fuedai? 	Oriental searobin, saffron cod, star snapper?Peristedion orientale, Eleginus gracilis, and Lutjanus stellatus.
水圧やらに任せて 	suiatsu yara ni makasete 	I’d like to leave myself to the water pressure
眺めてたい 	nagametetai 	And keep my eyes on it.
異能力に目覚めたい 	inouryoku ni mezametai 	I want to be gifted with some unusual talent.
イトウ、オトヒメベラ、ハチ？ 	itou, otohimebera, hachi? 	Sakhalin taimen, paradise pencil wrasse, ocellated waspfish?Hucho perryi, Pseudojuloides paradiseus, and Apistus carinatus.
異世界転生したい 	isekai tensei shitai 	I want to get isekai’d.
イセゴイ、ゼブラ、イシダイ？ 	isegoi, zebura, ishidai? 	Indo-Pacific tarpon, zebra seabream, barred knifejaw?Megalops cyprinoides, Diplodus hottentotus, and Oplegnathus fasciatus.
こうして今日も退屈 	koushite kyou mo taikutsu 	Like this, today ends up boring, too.
何もせずに終わりゆく 	nani mo sezu ni owariyuku 	It’s ending while I’m not doing anything.
こんな些細な妄想で 	konna sasai na mousou de 	With a trifling daydream like this,
ハッピイエンドだ 	happiiendo da 	I’m having such a happy ending!
 	 	
今日も見えない水族館で 	kyou mo mienai suizokukan de 	Today as well, in an invisible aquarium,
刺激を得る、安らぐ 	shigeki o eru, yasuragu 	I get stimulated, and I calm down.
夢が夢とわかると憂鬱になる夢 	yume ga yume to wakaru to yuuutsu ni naru yume 	In a dream, I realize that the dream is merely a dream, and I fall into gloom.
今日もデスクという布団で 	kyou mo desuku to iu futon de 	Today as well, in a bed that’s named “desk,”
絶望になり仏になり 	zetsubou ni nari hotoke ni nari 	I despair, I perish,
久々に自宅の扉を開く 	hisabisa ni jitaku no tobira o hiraku 	And I open the front door for the first time in a while.
 	 	
見たくもないものがある 	mitaku mo nai mono ga aru 	There’s something I definitely don’t want to see.
リバーチャブ、サブロウ、カラス？ 	ribaachabu, saburou, karasu? 	River chub, Iburi poacher, Chinese puffer?Nocomis micropogon, Occella iburia, and Takifugu chinensis.
赤い君が塗りたくる 	akai kimi ga nuritakuru 	You, completely red, daub all over the place.
アマシイラ、サツキマス？ 	amashiira, satsukimasu? 	Louver, red-spotted masu salmon?Luvarus imperialis and Oncorhynchus masou ishikawae.
もう呼吸が消えていた 	mou kokyuu ga kiete ita 	His respiration has already ceased.
モロ、コブブダイ、ハナハタ？ 	moro, kobubudai, hanahata? 	Shortfin scad, knothead parrotfish, orange rockcod?Decapterus macrosoma, Chlorurus oedema, and Cephalopholis aurantia.
普通の日々が負に落ち 	futsuu no hibi ga fu ni ochi 	The ordinary days fall to negative,
腰が抜ける 	koshi ga nukeru 	And I’m paralyzed.
拠り所を失くしてく 	yoridokoro o nakushiteku 	I’m losing my anchorage.
トビウオ、オオセ、ブリ、メギス？ 	tobiuo, oose, buri, megisu? 	Flying fish, wobbegong, amberjack, fire-tail devil?Cypselurus agoo, Orectolobus japonicus, Seriola quinqueradiata, and Labracinus cyclophthalmus.
只管悲劇に向かう 	hitasura higeki ni mukau 	I’m only heading for a tragedy.
ヒラベラ、ヒゲダイ、ロフー？ 	hirabera, higedai, rofuu? 	Five-finger ravorfish, long barbeled grunter, rohu?Iniistius pentadactylus, Hapalogenys sennin, and Labeo rohita.
殺った奴に殺り返したい 	yatta yatsu ni yarikaeshitai 	I’ve got to kill the person who killed him.
サッパ、サツキミシマ、ヒシダイ？ 	sappa, satsukimishima, hishidai? 	Japanese sardinella, oriental fringe stargazer, deepbody boarfish?Sardinella zunasi, Ichthyscopus pollicaris, and Antigonia capros.
もう残すものもないから 	mou nokosu mono mo nai kara 	I don’t have anything to leave here…
バッドエンドじゃん 	baddoendo jan 	So it’s a bad ending, then!
 	 	
他人に金を握らせて 	hito ni kane o nigirasete 	Having paid somebody to
愛する者を刺させて 	aisurumono o sasasete 	Stab a person I love,
私は嘆き悲しみ 	watashi wa nageki kanashimi 	I grieve and moan,
非日常を生み出して 	hinichijou o umidashite 	Giving birth to extraordinariness.
自ら悲劇に向かい 	mizukara higeki ni mukai 	I head for a tragedy per se,
準備が整い次第 	junbi ga totonoi shidai 	And as soon as it is ready,
さあ始まる涙する 	saa hajimaru namida suru 	Come on, we start a tear-jerking,
復讐劇だ 	fukushuugeki da 	Revenge tragedy…
 	 	
改めましてありがとう 	aratamemashite arigatou 	Once again, thank you so much.
おかげで助かりました 	okage de tasukarimashita 	You really are a lifesaver.
でも、私の愛人を 	demo, watashi no aijin o 	However, you’ve killed my lover;
殺した罪は深いです 	koroshita tsumi wa fukai desu 	I have to say that sin is very deep.
男を拘束したら 	otoko o kousoku shitara 	Tie the man down,
ライターをそっと落とし 	raitaa o sotto otoshi 	And drop a lighter quietly on him—
素晴らしき計画は 	subarashiki keikaku wa 	The brilliant plan
ハッピイエンドだ 	happiiendo da 	Finishes with a happy ending!
水族館が見せてくれた 	suizokukan ga misete kureta 	The extraordinary plan
非日常な計画は 	hinichijou na keikaku wa 	That the aquarium had shown me
最高で幕を閉じた 	saikou de maku o tojita 	Came to the best ending.
私は正常なんだ 	watashi wa seijou nanda 	I’m indescribably normal
こんな日々を過ごしてて 	konna hibi o sugoshitete 	Because, why, who wouldn’t go crazy
おかしくならない人が 	okashiku naranai hito ga 	After spending days like this?
異常に他ならないじゃん 	ijou ni hoka naranai jan 	If they wouldn’t, that’d be abnormal, no?!
ハッピイエンドだ 	happiiendo da 	What a happy ending!
==Translation Notes==
You can see some fish names in the lyrics, but they’re just there to rhyme with the previous line of each line. I’ve included all the scientific names of the fishes in the footnotes for no particular reason. 
==External Links==
*piapro - Lyrics
*piapro - Off vocal
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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*Tackmyn’s House - Translation source
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