Sacré Bleu, Merder Bots!

an adventure starring Gatsby, Jade, and Willy.
Teaser: What starts out as an innocent bout of graverobbing and appraisal fraud soon turns philosophical as Gatsby, Jade and Willy set out to investigate reports of a strange grey being with an inscrutable message... 
Setting: Niqamui, Hwantz Upon Atyme, Shireford Upon Emou
Non Player Characters:
* Sunflower Highsprout
* Robin Treehollow
*Duncan Cones
* Federico Contenza Bilazno De Medici
* Siccoco Garza
* Joyful Babette
* Doozy Majolica
* Data Gathering Robot (DGR Model 62B)
*Josue Knucklecut
*Drago Vahlichenko
*Kinshigan Dhana
Plot Summary: The adventure begins during Sweeps Week. It's a new holiday based around an urge to clean up that has taken over the town since the release of a hot new song by Sizzle called "Sweep Bad News Away". The guild hall is currently closed so our trio of adventurers, Willy, Jade and Gatsby, are waiting with varying levels of excitement.
They notice that the guilds across-the-way neighbor, Sunflower, was putting up a going out of business sign. After finding out that Sunflower was majorly behind on his payments to the bank and breaking a bottle of wine, they decided to buy the establishment themselves after trying to convince the bank that the property was cursed. Undead were exhumed and plague victims were enlisted into a choir, the plan was set.
Returning to the guildhall to deliver his cleaning supplies before departing, Willy became catatonic after finding out his spider had been shooed away. Refusing to come back out of his mind, The King of All Creation assumed control. While the bank was less than helpful, they did discover the person they needed to convince was in a town called Shireford-upon-Emou. 
The gang stopped to get Willy a new spider and he was pleased. They went back to the Guildhall yet again to check on missions and maps before departing to Hwantz-Upon-Atyme, a storybook town with a coffee problem. They found out that the two nicer Moondollars and a historic fountain were destroyed by a grey skinned individual who duplicated themselves using materials found. They eventually confronted it and managed to deal with the issue.
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