Transcripts/King Wars: The Lost Tape

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode King Wars: The Lost Tape.
An opening crawl reminiscent of the Star Wars films begins.
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KING WARS
Episode II
REVENGE OF THE LAWYER
It is a period of childish war. The King of Hyrule has imprisoned his only means of acquittal.
While in the King's dungeon, Phoenix Wright manages to uncover important information that could destroy his chances to defend the King.
The Dark Age of the law has truly begun, and a new hero has embarked on the journey to free the captive layer. The fate of the King rests on the shoulders of the man called Miles Edgeworth . . .
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The opening crawl ends, and the scene transitions from space to Hyrule Castle...
... only for the video feed to corrupt and stop the tape itself.
King Harkinian: Huh? 
The tape has died.
King Harkinian: OAH!
Gwonam: This tape is ruined! It's also the last!
Harkinian objects.
King Harkinian: Objection!
King Harkinian *in typewriter language*: There's gotta be another one out ther-
Gwonam uses 4th-wall breaking magic to smack him with his text box, which sends his cup falling into the floor, breaking it.
Gwonam: Get a grip, Your Majesty!
King Harkinian: I'm going to Blockbuster. We can-
Gwonam *interrupting Harkinian*: There is no store that provides tapes anymore-idai... 
King Harkinian *at the same time*:.........OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
Gwonam *at the same time*: You're screwed!
Harkinian combusts, destroying the entire castle.
The explosion's shockwave has suprisingly reached Hoth and cracked I.M. Meen's icy prison...
I.M. Meen *off-screen*: AAAAAUGH!-
... to which he quickly breaks free.
I.M. Meen *off-screen*: *panting*
I.M. Meen *off-screen*: I'm back, bookworm! 
I.M. Meen *off-screen*: I had a feeling we'll be meeting again very soon... 
Meen finds something... 
I.M. Meen *off-screen*: Oh look, a little tape! 
I.M. Meen *off-screen*: Nya ha ha ha ha ha!!
... which is revealed to be a rejected tape from King Wars Episode II.
The episode ends.
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