Low Definition: The Spooky Edition

Game Show episode 47, posted October 24, 2016
Low Definition episode 8
When quidnuncs screeve in hempen hahas, and strange and tasteless words echo through the fjords…
Whenever Liebig quivers where the Blattnerphone is deathly still…
That is the time when pooks are present, pudifying their ballhooters with relish; delight. (episode page)
== Panelists ==
* Host: Steve Lutz
* Dan Moren (winner)
* Tiffany Arment
* Brian Hamilton
* Quinn Rose
* Kathy Campbell
* Joe Rosensteel
== Words ==
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=== Round 1 - maloik ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A Swedish goblin. 	Joe 	Brian
A style of wood-working featuring a pattern of alternating light and dark wood.	Dan 	Kathy, Joe, Quinn
The subtle sound of wind whispering through a forest 	Kathy 	
A hand gesture made by heavy metal fans, also known as "devil horns" 	Correct Definition	
Sickly and pale 	Brian 	Tiff, Dan
The name for a dismal castle in Scotland 	Quinn 	
A boring person 	Tiff 	
==== Standings: ====
* Steve - 6
* Dan - 3
* Brian - 2
* Joe - 1
* Tiff - 0
* Quinn - 0
* Kathy - 0
=== Round 2 - qualtagh ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A coven of four witches in 17th century New England 	Brian 	Joe, Quinn
A river demon from ancient Ireland 	Quinn 	Dan
An archaic Gaelic word for a cemetery near swampland. 	Joe 	
A sealskin cloak used by the indigenous people of Northern Canada.	Dan 	
The first person one encounters after leaving one's home 	Correct Definition	Kathy, Brian, Tiff
A group of 4000 things 	Tiff 	
A rating given to haggis 	Kathy 	
==== Standings: ====
* Brian - 6
* Steve - 6
* Dan - 3
* Kathy - 2
* Tiff - 2
* Joe - 1
* Quinn - 1
=== Round 3 - Voorhees, A Jolly Good Fellow ===
Given the chronological number of one of Jason's murders, describe that kill.
Lucky Number 13
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
Jason drowns Max in a sink full of his friend's blood 	Quinn 	Joe
Jason hides under a camp cot and shoves his machete through the cot and the person sleeping in it 	Brian 	Kathy
Jason kills a female coed by tripping her face first into a pond and drowning her by standing on her back 	Kathy 	Quinn
Rob is decapitated with garden sheers. 	Joe 	
Pushed from a second story window onto a pointed iron fence 	Tiff 	
Brendan encounters the business end of a flaming chainsaw wielded by Jason, who is riding by on a motorcycle. Which is also on fire.	Dan 	Tiff
Jason impales a biker named Loco through the stomach with a pitchfork 	Correct Description	Brian, Dan
==== Standings: ====
* Brian - 9
* Steve - 6
* Dan - 6
* Kathy - 3
* Quinn - 2 
* Tiff - 2
* Joe - 1
=== Round 4 - antitragus (from Listener Matthew) ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
Cutting against the grain, as in shaving. 	Dan 	Quinn
The period of time before Caesar’s Conquest of Gaul 	Brian 	
A battle which takes place on horseback 	Tiff 	Brian
The piece of cartilage just above the earlobe 	Correct Definition	Tiff
An incantation from the 13th century used to repel evil spirits	Quinn 	Dan
The sharpened tines at the end of a trident. 	Kathy 	Joe
A person with an extremely negative outlook. 	Joe 	Kathy
==== Standings: ====
* Brian - 9
* Dan - 7
* Steve - 6
* Tiff - 5
* Kathy - 4
* Quinn - 3 
* Joe - 2
=== Round 5 - hadeharia ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A predatory bird which feeds on human flesh 	Tiff 	
Constant use of the word "hell" 	Correct Definition	Dan, Joe
A token used to repel the memories of cohorts killed in battle 	Kathy 	Brian
A form of possession by a lesser demon. 	Joe 	Tiff
A book bound in human skin. 	Dan 	Quinn, Kathy
A traditional Ethiopian dish consisting of beef, chili power, and lentils	Quinn 	
A Japanese fish known for it’s shiny scales and dark eyes 	Brian 	
==== Standings: ====
* Dan - 11
* Brian - 9
* Steve - 6
* Tiff - 5
* Kathy - 5
* Joe - 5
* Quinn - 3 
=== Round 6 - R.L. Stine Island ===
Given a random Goosebumps book's the title and blurb from the back cover, write the first sentence
Say Cheese and Die!
Every picture tells a story
Greg thinks there is something wrong with the old camera he and his friends found. The photos keep turning out wrong. Very wrong.
Like the snapshot Greg took of his father's new car, that shows it totaled. And then Greg's father is in a nasty wreck. 
But Greg's friends don't believe him. Sherry even makes Greg bring the camera to her birthday party and take her picture. Only Sherry's not in photograph when it develops. Is Sherry is about to be taken out of the picture permanently?
Who is going to take the next fall for . . . the evil camera?
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
“What do they look like? WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE?!” Josie shouted as Greg exited the One-Hour Photo. 	Brian 	
There's nothing to do in Pitts Landing, Michael Warner said, his hands shoved into the pockets of his faded denim cutoffs.	Correct First Line	
“Let’s check out that old barn today after school” Greg suggested to his friends during lunch. 	Tiff 	Quinn
Greg never expected that an ordinary camera could go so terribly wrong. 	Quinn 	Brian
Greg was a sweaty mess from his run to school; nearly out of breath because his father refused to drive him. 	Joe 	
This thing must be a million years old, exclaimed Greg, wiping the fudgey layer of dust from the moldering leather case. 	Dan 	Kathy, Joe
Greg and his friends enjoyed exploring the old Meyer’s house at the end of the lane. 	Kathy 	Tiff, Dan
==== Standings: ====
* Dan - 13
* Steve - 12
* Brian - 9
* Kathy - 7
* Tiff - 6
* Joe - 5
* Quinn - 4 
=== Round 7 (The Creepy Round!) - truggel ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A medical implement used in dissections during the 18th century. 	Dan 	
The name of the inner lining of a high-end coffin 	Brian 	Dan, Quinn
A troll that lives exclusively off of carrion and festering human remains.	Joe 	Kathy
A superstition involving a bridge troll 	Tiff 	
The act of digging up recently buried corpses to steal their jewels 	Kathy 	Tiff, Joe
A type of ghost in Prague mythology that haunts fires and kitchens 	Quinn 	
A small wooden pig's trough 	Correct Definition	Brian
==== Standings: ====
* Brian - 13
* Dan - 13
* Steve - 12
* Kathy - 9
* Tiff - 6
* Joe - 6
* Quinn - 4 
=== Round 8 - gongoozler ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A person who enjoys watching activity on canals 	Correct Definition	
A person who arrives at an event already drunk 	Kathy 	Dan, Joe
A mountaineering tent made of brightly colored fabric to stand out in a blizzard 	Brian 	
A fish shapped jug that makes glugging sounds when pouring liquid 	Tiff 	Kathy
A slang word for con artist in the 60's 	Quinn 	
One who gongoozles. 	Joe 	
A sequence of events that should end in disaster, but instead works out in one's favor.	Dan 	Quinn, Brian, Tiff
==== Standings: ====
* Steve - 17 (Docked 1 point by the scorekeeper for being "too awesome")
* Dan - 16
* Brian - 13
* Kathy - 11
* Tiff - 7
* Joe - 6
* Quinn - 4 
=== Round 9 - Florida Man ===
According to WESH TV in Orlando, on July 28, 2016, Florida Man was picked up by sheriff's deputies
on a street in Deltona, Florida for engaging in a decidedly spooky activity. Tell us what Florida Man was
doing that led to his arrest.
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
Streaking while wearing a Trump mask 	Kathy 	
Florida Man was picked up while out walking his taxidermied cat. 	Dan 	Quinn, Tiff
Florida man was found inebriated, and naked in the parking lot of the Deltona Pinch-A-Penny pool supply store. 	Joe 	
Wearing a sheet over his head and chasing people around yelling "boo!" 	Quinn 	Brian
Chasing ghosts with a machete while high on Molly 	Correct Story	Kathy
Was arrested after found dragging a half dozen taxidermied dogs around the streets. He told the officer, “they needed some fresh air"	Tiff 	Joe, Dan
He spray painted a giant Ouija board in a shopping mall parking lot 	Brian 	
==== Standings: ====
* Dan - 18
* Steve - 17
* Brian - 13
* Kathy - 13
* Tiff - 9
* Joe - 6
* Quinn - 5 
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