Episode 2299

Picture	Segment 	Description
 	SCENE 1 	Gordon, Susan, Elmo, and Telly Monster are going to cooperate and make up a story one word at a time, which Oscar scoffs at. Barkley seems to derail the proceedings by barking, but Susan incorporates his barks into the story any way. The story, transcribed by Susan, briefly tells of a farm where everyone barked. Oscar tells them all to scram and finds the idea of a barking farm silly. Suddenly, a barking farmer and his various barking animals pass by.
 	Cartoon 	Eleven gumballs minus 4 equals 7.
 	Film 	A montage of the evolution of mechanical technology, from wind-up toys, to robots that can spell "SESAME STREET" with blocks, to satellite transmitters.
 	Muppets 	Grover the Salesman: Grover wants to sell Kermit the Frog some earmuffs, but Kermit doesn't have ears, so Grover gives Kermit some big human ears.
 	Song 	Joe Raposo sings "Frog Struggle Song."
 	Cartoon 	Dot Bridge #1: Dots appear uniformly
 	Muppets 	Luis reads "The King Banishes the Letter P."This airing uses the framing scenes from Learning About Letters.
 	Cartoon 	P is for Painting
 	Muppets / Celebrity	Tony Danza and Big Bird play tennis without a ball, and count twenty hits, while Kevin Clash announces.
center 	Cartoon 	Two men try to go over a very steep hill.
 	Muppets 	The Count croons "Count Up to Nine."
center 	Cartoon 	The word "YES" follows a man.
 	SCENE 2 	Oscar logs new pieces of trash into his Worm II computer database, when Elmo appears. He thinks Oscar is watching TV with an odd, blinking cartoon character, so Oscar explains what the cursor does. Elmo tries to be like the cursor and moves all around the space.
 	Film 	Some kids learn how to use Logo, a computer programming language, to draw shapes on computers.
 	Muppets 	Two-Headed Monster shares a pillow.
 	Cartoon 	D-dart
 	Film 	Sounds Around the House v2: chimes, snoring, a boy pretending to be an airplane, a man playing a trumpet, and a motorcycle outside.
 	Cartoon 	Dogs cheer D-O-G and fight with cats.
center 	Muppets 	Ernie wears socks on his ears and on his nose in order for Bert to guess which body part he's thinking of.
 	Cartoon 	A painter paints a Number Nine, then hangs it.
 	SCENE 3 	Uncle Wally strums his ukulele, when a sad Slimey slinks in. Uncle Wally lift his spirits with a song about how important to him Slimey is.
 	Cartoon 	It's a whale Artist: Ishu Patel
 	Film 	Nine Song (Song of Nine)
 	Cartoon 	A hand draws a bridge, which a train crosses.
 	Cast 	Gordon preaches the importance of rain as it starts to do so in his office.
 	Cartoon / Film 	A cartoon man climbs a live-action boy.
 	Cartoon 	A girl imagines being next to a tree, a house, and a car. "Now I'm going over there," she says. "There's nothing here to be next to!"
 	SCENE 4 	Telly holds his hand in the arm, with his arm getting tired. He tells Uncle Wally that he's practicing for school, having heard students raise their hands there. Wally sets his arm down and explains how and when a student would raise their hand. He then initiates a little role playing to help Telly understand further.
 	Film 	A boy takes dance lessons at The Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater.
 	Cartoon 	Five Purple Konkers
 	Film 	A boy paints a picture of a porcupine on glass.
 	Cartoon 	Geometry of Circles #4 "Six Circles Connected"
 	Cast 	Maria and Bob take EX and IT from two doors to form EXIT. They place the sign between the doors and smash through the wall together.
 	Animation 	A dune buggy is assembled.
 	Muppets 	An Anything Muppet asks another "Is this the D train?" A subway train then arrives, letting out several letter Ds.
 	Animation 	Sand D/d
 	SCENE 5 	Uncle Wally reads his newspaper, when Telly takes position behind him. He's now practicing something else he knows is done in schools - waiting in line. He's not aware there needs to be a reason for the line, so he waits to have Uncle Wally's newspaper. Susan announces the sponsors.
==Notes==
*Additional performers include David Rudman (farmer) and Pam Arciero (pig), with Kevin Clash (chicken) and Martin P. Robinson (cow and pig).
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