Ninten

Ninten is a little boy who is a president of a Cream Cheese Oreo Factory who one time also killed Giegue. He lives in the UnState of Washington.
Back then, he studied the physics of spaghetti and studied about DINNER. Then Boohbahs came and attacked the Spaghetti factory Ninten worked at. Later, he moved to a shelter. Then he found cream cheese and 2 chocolate wafers to put them together to make the very first Cream Cheese Oreo. Nowadays, Ninten lives to this day as the president of his Cream Cheese Oreo factory. He also loves tacos.
== Giegue ==
So one day at his house his sister's doll was speaking in Scatman's Language, and the town was experiencing a super earthquake! The earthquake was normal, but what was not normal was the doll because no one other than the Scatman can speak in scatman's language. He screamed "I HATE YOUR GUTS GYIYG! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS!" and so went to go kill him. but how do you kill a space god? Simple. Just get friends and sing a song! That's what the Starmen.NET guide says to do, so he went to do a bunch of stupid crap like go to a church to get his best friend Ana and go fishing in trashcans with candy bait for Lloyd so he gets out of that stupid trashcan! Ok so they for real went to go kill Giygas, but when they arrived he was trying to kill Ness instead! Darn you giygas.... So they called up Giygas's cognitively dissonant clone Giegue to go kill instead. Yay! Timeline preserved.
==Cream Cheese Oreoes==
Ninten was bored and decided to go revamp Duncan's factory from something dumb into something yumb. OREOS!!!!!! They all killed the guys there again because they respawned, and then placed torches EVERYWHERE to prevent spawning and started building the Cream Cheese Oreo Reacter Core, a machine that turns anti-matter into OREOS!.
Wanna hear about the oreos they made? Ofcourse you do! Cream Cheese Oreoes (Or CCO) are oreoes, but with cream cheese instead of the white stuff in the middle. very yummy you would like to eet one. In the UnUniverse, there are some flavors of CCOs. You can have these for LUNCH if you want, idk.
=== Cream Cheese Oreo Flavors.===
*Original
*Dinner
*Bagel
*Spaghetti
==Trivia ==
*Ninten loves bed.
*Ninten is actually good at the shame, Mario Mart.
*Ninten is allergic to Butter... and air...
*Ninten hates pumkins.
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