Into the Fanon-verse 2: The Rise of Gru

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This article is about The World of SBFW episode. You might be looking for the Hmmmm episode: The Rise Of Gru.
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Into the Fanon-verse 2: The Rise of Gru is the 18th episode of The World of SBFW and the sixth episode of season two. The episode released on July 1, 2022.
== Transcript ==
[The episode begins with Jess looking nervous. Primitive approaches her]
Primitive: Hey, what's up?
Jess: Meh.
Primitive: What's happened now?
Jess: I've got a bad feeling today.
Primitive: Shouldn't that be everyday?
Jess: Yeah, but I've got an extra bad feeling today.
Primitive: Why would that be?
Jess: Jasbre is acting a little more… loony than usual.
[Cut to Jasbre inside his headquarters laughing maniacally]
Jasbre: Yes! Yes! I finally did it! After all these years it's finally complete!
Jess: (from outside) What's that, Better Days season three?
Jasbre: Wha- where'd you-
Primitive: Hey Jazz, what's all the hubbub?
Jasbre: Shut up, I'm trying to laugh like a James Bond villain.
Primitive: Why?
Jasbre: You wanna know why? I'll tell you why.
[He enters an elevator. While he rides it, a muzak version of the theme song plays. He reaches the ground level and exits the headquarters]
Primitive: I'm feeling a massive sense of déjà-vu.
Jess: Yeah. And adding onto that, I'm also feeling a massive sense of déjà-vu.
Jasbre: And adding onto that-
Primitive: Can you just shut up and tell us why you're trying to laugh like a James Bond villain?
Jasbre: Oh right. Yeah, I guess I can tell you two.
Jess: Cool. (She takes out a walkie-talkie) This is Polar Puppy to Wicked Witch. Can you hear me, Wicked Witch? The Jasbrinator is about to tell us his plans.
[The camera pans over to CrazySponge with a walkie-talkie]
CrazySponge: he is??? oh happy happy joy joy!
Jasbre: Wha- Heinz? Oh no, I'm not telling you.
[He puts corks on CrazySponge's ears]
CrazySponge: aw, c'mon! you never tell me anything!
Jasbre: I know. Anyway, drumroll please.
Primitive: Sorry, I don't think any of us play.
Jasbre: (sigh, looks towards the camera) Could we get a sound effect or something please?
[A drumroll sound effect plays]
Jasbre: Thank you. (clears throat) BEHOLD! THE ALTERNATE DIMENSION-INATOR! Copyright Canary Inc.
[Pause.]
Jess: Didn't we already do this before?
Primitive: Yeah, we did like an episode where we travelled to an alternate dimension where CrazySponge was evil and shit.
Jess: Aidan is already evil and shit in this dimension.
Jasbre: No, no, this is completely different! Last time that was on accident, this time I've intentionally figured out how to travel between parallel dimensions!
[Pause.]
Primitive: …really? Because… the machine looks exactly the same as it did the last time we did this trope.
Jess: Yeah, and I'm pretty sure Jasbre left the wiki actually. None of this makes any sense!
CrazySponge: what are you guys saying i cant fucking hear anything
[Ally walks in.]
Ally: HEY GUYS WANNA SEE MY CATDOG SAFE FOR WORK PORN? (She notices the machine) …Didn't we already do this episode?
Primitive: (cough cough) …lazy writing.
Jasbre: SHUT UP! IT'S DIFFERENT!
[Liz walks in.]
Liz: I am in this episode too.
Ally: Cool.
CrazySponge: can you guys please speak up i cant hear a single thing
Jasbre: Ugh. You know what? This was a bad idea. Just get out of here, all of y-
[Pan over to everyone except Jasbre inside the dimension travelling machine or whatever the fuck it is.]
Jasbre: (under his breath) …Not this shit again… (out loud) GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
Jess: It's just as small as I remember it.
Primitive: I remember arguing about breakfast cereals in here. Good times.
Liz: I wasn't here but I read this episode.
CrazySponge: i still cant hear a fucking thing
[Ally takes off the corks in CrazySponge's ears.]
Ally: Now will you stop spouting unfunny bullshit?
CrazySponge: but it's true!
Jasbre: Thatjess, PrimitiveSponge129, CrazySponge, FireMatch, and AllisonLoaded! Out of that dimension-hopping machine!
Jess: Ooh what does this big red button do
Jasbre: NO DON'T TOUCH THAT-
[Jess presses it and the dimension-hopping machine closes and starts to shake.]
Jasbre: (sigh) I need to go to therapy after this… Please, for the love of Daffy almighty, will you listen now?
Jess: Depends.
Jasbre: Press. The red button. Again.
Jess: You mean the big switch thing?
Jasbre: N-
[Jess pulls the big switch thing and the dimension machine thing disappears.]
Jasbre: (groan) …well to be honest I'm not sure what I was expecting.
In a world where SpongeBob fanfiction is just grand,
And degeneracy runs rampant all throughout the land
Let me greet you a world full of splendor and misery
The World of the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki…
A world where the villain of the First World War is named Golf
Zoltan's got nothing under there 'cause Dan chopped 'em off
Biggest company, last name Productions, first name Box
I promise you that S-B-F-W will rock your socks
Jasbre, he's a crooked duck, and AceBlueWolfe's falling in love
Prim and Polar wrote this show, but writing a theme song was tough
Aaron, Travis, Kelpy, Purple, Liz, it's never enough
Viewer discretion advised - in this world, it can get real rough
But if you'd want to follow through and see what antics await you
Then keep on watching, I dare you
The Woooooorld of SBFW!
[Cut to the machine travelling through some time vortex or some shit.]
Jess: You know, in retrospect I didn't really think this through.
Primitive: Eh, we need an episode somehow.
CrazySponge: (burp) oh god… i shouldn't have eaten 26 bowls of cheerios for breakfast. i should have eaten 27
Ally: I prefer Corn Flakes to be honest.
CrazySponge: WHAT
Jess: Huh, so does Dan.
CrazySponge: WHAT
Primitive: Of course we start arguing over breakfast cereals again while we're stuck travelling in another fancy machine and- hey, where are we going anyway?
Jess: It says here we're going to… The World of SBFW…
Liz: Isn't that where we-
Jess: Let me finish. It says we're going to The World of SBFW… Babies.
[Pause.]
Liz: Well it's a shame we didn't bring Joel with us then.
[Laugh track]
Jess: Hey, Joel's dating someone his own age now!
Primitive: Really?
Jess: Yeah, he posts pictures of her all the time on Discord, which is another reason why I cry myself to sleep.
[Pause.]
Primitive: Anyway… I guess The World the SBFW Babies won't be much different from The World of SBFW now… just a lot more crying and diapers. Nevermind, it's gonna be exactly the same.
CrazySponge: whats that supposed to mean-
Jess: SHUT UP! WE'RE LANDING!
[The machine gets to the end of the vortex and the group warps into a dimension that looks rather identical to the main World of SBFW dimension. The five walk out of the machine.]
Ally: Huh. Everything… seems normal.
Primitive: What a rip-off.
CrazySponge: a lot less billboards for box productions if i do say so myself though
Jess: I mean… it did say we are in The World of SBFW Babies. You don't think-
Liz: Oh God.
[Liz points ahead to a building marked as “The World of SBFW Daycare”.]
Ally: I think I'm gonna throw up.
CrazySponge: i already did
Jess: So… should we go in?
Primitive: My instinct says no, but my writer self says yes, and my writer self is much more powerful than my instinct, so…
Liz: Please say you're joking.
[Cut to the group walking through the daycare doors. Baby SpongeBot is playing with some SpongeBob figures.]
Baby SpongeBot: (laughs) Funny SpongeBob! Funny SpongeBob!
[Baby CrazySponge approaches her.]
Baby CrazySponge: hi spunchbot, what doing?
Baby SpongeBot: Playing SpongeBob!
Baby CrazySponge: can me play?
Baby SpongeBot: No!
Baby CrazySponge: thats not fair!
Baby SpongeBot: But they're my toys!
Baby CrazySponge: what if they were my toys?
Baby SpongeBot: what?
Baby CrazySponge: give your toys to me.
[Baby CrazySponge snatches the toys off of Baby SpongeBot, who starts crying.]
Baby SpongeBot: YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!
[Baby CrazySponge starts crying too. We pan over to the grown-up group.]
Liz: God, good thing Joel isn't here to see this.
Primitive: Didn't you just make that joke?
Liz: It's a funny joke.
Jess: It really isn't
Liz: You wrote it into the script.
[Baby Mr. Renaud crawls by.]
Baby Mr. Renaud: Oh my God, grown-ups are so hot!
[Suddenly, Kirkburn walks into the room.]
Liz: FUCK! It's Kirkburn!
Ally: More like Cockburn.
Liz: What's Kirkburn doing here?
Daycare Leader Kirkburn: Kids! It's time for lunch!
Baby CrazySponge: YAY LUNCHTIME!
Ally: Kirkburn makes me flaccid.
Baby Ally: Hi, Kirkburn!
Kirkburn: Aw… why hello there little Ally!
Baby Ally: Guess what?
Sansse: KIRKBURN, NO!
Kirkburn: What?
Baby Ally: CHICKEN BUTT THAT'S WHAT!
[Baby Ally starts laughing.]
Kirkburn: ALLY!!!!!! What did I tell you about using that word?
Baby Ally: CHICKEN BUTT!
Kirkburn: Ally, you are violating this daycare's terms of use. Go to the naughty step!
[Baby Ally runs off to the naughty step.]
Baby Ally: (laughing) THE PAIN ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER!
Primitive: Like I said, it's exactly the same stuff we see every day. We're just sized down.
[Kirkburn walks towards the group of adult SBFW users.]
Kirkburn: Hey, what the hell are you grown teenagers doing in this children's daycare?
[Pause.]
Liz: Should we get out of here?
Jess: Yeah, time to go.
[The group rushes back into the machine. Jess presses the button twice again. Squeeze Me by N.E.R.D plays in the background as they travel to a new alternate universe. The group steps out of the time machine to find that they seem to be in a city exactly the same as The World of SBFW.]
Jess: Huh… it looks like we're back home. Welp, was fun for a couple pages.
[Alternate universe CrazySponge and Liz walk by.]
AU Liz: Hey, Aidan, can we write the next episode of Quagmire's Fantastic Beach soon?
AU CrazySponge: yeah, sure.
Primitive: Quagmire's Fantastic Beach- oh for fuck's sake we're in The World of FGFW - the Family Guy Fanon Wiki.
Liz: Just what we needed. More Peter Griffin in our episodes.
Primitive: Eh, Peter Griffin's funny.
Jess: True.
Liz: Let's check the TV listings in this place…
Ally: I thought Paige was the one always obsessed with TV listings.
Liz: Well Paige isn't here. (pulls out a TV magazine from behind her back) Ooh! In the Family Guy fanon series there's a new episode of “Chris Griffin Cries Like a Baby”... and next week there's a new episode of something just called “Quahog” called “Brian Griffin Fucks Corpses”.
Ally: Sounds good.
[Pause.]
Jess: Yeah this place is kinda boring let's go somewhere else.
Primitive: Agreed.
[The group rush back into the machine again and go somewhere else. Squeeze Me starts playing again and bla, bla, bla… The group exits the machine and comes out inside a high school.]
Liz: Oh for the love of fuck, don't tell me… are we in The World of SBFW High?
Jess: You mean like SBFW High?
Liz: More like SBFW College. (turns to the camera) Episode one out now, episode two coming whenever we can be bothered to write it.
[The group looks up at a plaque with the school's name on it.]
Ally: “Welcome to The World of SBFW S-E-N High School”.
Primitive: What does S-E-N mean?
Jess: Special educational needs.
[Pause.]
Jess: It's an autism school.
Liz: Of course it is.
[Another alternate CrazySponge wearing a jock jacket drives by the school in a 1961 Lincoln Continental.]
Jock CrazySponge: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO CRAZYSPO-
[Jock CrazySponge gets crushed by a house.]
CrazySponge: why am i always the first alternate universe guy we see
Primitive: You're easy to make fun of.
CrazySponge: im taking that as a compliment
[Principal Arre walks by.]
Principal Arre: Hey! What the hell aren't you kids doing in class?
CrazySponge: oh, well you see ms. principal, we're actually from an alternate universe where-
[Pause.]
CrazySponge: she aint gonna buy that, is she?
Principal Arre: Stop making up excuses, and get to class!
CrazySponge: yes, principal arre. sorry, principal arre.
[The group starts walking down the hallway.]
Jess: What class are we supposed to be in anyway?
Ally: I don't know but this place sounds funny so let's just go along with it.
[The group enters a random classroom and takes a seat. Vanessa, the teacher, is at the front of the class, and on the board there is a very funny image of Daffy Duck saying "The age of conthent laws are dethpicable!"]
Vanessa: Alright, class. For this assignment, I want you to analyze this image I got from the internet and definitely didn't steal from one of my friends half my age, and tell me its meaning.
High School Liz: Ugh. Why do we have to know the meaning behind this dumb meme anyway?
Vanessa: Because I don't know it either, so this will be a learning experience for all of us.
Ally: That's a pretty funny image.
Jess: Ooh! I know, miss!
Vanessa: Weird girl who just walked in, yes?
Jess: I think it's a metaphor for the oppression of the working class!
Vanessa: …well I have no fucking idea how you got that from… THAT, but does anyone have anything better?
[Pause.]
Vanessa: No? …well okay th-
Ally: IT MEANS YOU SHOULD HATE THE GOVERNMENT AND LOVE THE FUCKING DOLE!
Vanessa: Great work Ally, A+.
Liz: Huh, this isn't as difficult as I thought it would be.
Primitive: Yeah, we're just learning about in-jokes.
Jess: What does “hate the government and love the fucking dole” even mean?
Ally: TONY ABBOT CAN LICK MY ASSHOLE!
Vanessa: A++, Ally! You're my star pupil today!
Jess: BUT SHE'S NOT EVEN FUCKING DOING ANYTHING! SHE'S JUST SPOUTING INCOHERENT NONSENSE!
CrazySponge: can we leave im allergic to education
Ally: Explains why you're so stupid then.
CrazySponge: HEY!
Primitive: Awwwww, can't we just stay a little longer? I like this place.
[The school bells rings.]
Vanessa: Alright class, I'll see you fourth period tomorrow. Tidy your things up, and get to next lesson.
[High School Liz is leaving the room.]
Liz: Hey, what is next period?
High School Guy: Ugh, it's French class with Mr. French Guy.
Liz: FRENCH?!
Primitive: FRENCH?!
Jess: Yeah, let's go.
Primitive: T'was fun while it lasted… eh, not really.
[The group gets into the machine again. Jess presses the button twice again, and they leave.]
Jess: You know, if an actual French person ends up joining The World of SBFW, are we gonna continue this hating on France bit or-
Liz: Nah, we should be good.
[The machine is zapped to the next alternate universe. The group comes out inside of a space station.]
Liz: Why are we in a space station?
Jess: I don't know, I just press the button and it takes us to funny places.
Liz: Well… if we have gone to The World of SBFW Babies and The World of SBFW High already… you don't suppose this is The World of SBFW in Space?
Jess: Just like in the hit Disney Pixar movie Lightyear!
Primitive: Isn't the show already technically in space? The World of SBFW is a planet, right?
Ally: Eh.
Liz: I'm beginning to see a pattern here. It's almost like all of these universes we're going to are, like, spin-offs of The World of SBFW!
Jess: Explain The World of the Family Guy Fanon Wiki, then.
Liz: Maybe just a fluke, or a one-off, or an April Fools joke, or all of the above.
CrazySponge: or a kerprank
[Another alternate universe CrazySponge floats in, wearing a spacesuit.]
CrazySponge: see?! its always me we see first! thats how special i am.
Space CrazySponge: (talking into a microphone) i have just landed on a distant planet. there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
CrazySponge: well duh, it's the world of sbfw… except now in space for some reas-
[Space CrazySponge takes out a laser blaster and shoots Real World CrazySponge, turning him to dust.]
Jess: OH MY GOD! HE KILLED CRAZYSPONGE!
Liz: THEM BASTARDS!
Ally: Who fucking cares? He'll come back to life in like five minutes. He's CrazySponge.
Space CrazySponge: what are you? some kind of… shapeshifting alien monsters?
Primitive: Oh great CrazySponge is smart in this spin-off. Also no, we're just… doing a bit.
Space CrazySponge: (into his microphone) these alien creatures are truly fascinating… they look like us and even speak our language… i'll bring them back to do some experiments
Liz: Wait wait, you're gonna WHAT now?!
[Space CrazySponge takes out a huge net-shooting gun.]
Space CrazySponge: please do not resist
Ally: Welp, we're fucked.
[The Space CrazySponge takes the gang (who has been tied up and restrained) to a space station, where we see various other futuristic, spacey versions of users.]
Space Mr. Renaud: You know, there are no age of consent laws in space.
Space Joel: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM DATING SOMEONE MY OWN AGE NOW!
Space CrazySponge: please take them off my hands. i need to grow my box galactic empire™
Primitive: If CrazySponge is smart in this spin-off surely he could have come up with a different name than that.
Space Joel: …who are these prisoners?
Space CrazySponge: i dont know. i found them not far from the station, they appear to be impersonating members of our crew.
Space Aaron: Aongus
Space Joel: Are these aliens… hostile?
Liz: WE ARE NOT ALIENS!
Jess: I mean technically speaking anyone on a planet other than their own is an alien.
Space Joel: Fascinating. They look like us, and they talk like us, but they look more… ancient than us.
Primitive: Who are you calling "ancient"?
Jess: To be fair, your name is "Primitive".
Space CrazySponge: anyway, please take these scum away from me. i have business to attend to.
Liz: What business? Space masturbation?
CrazySponge: well, um… yeah, but then AFTER THAT i do have some REAL business to attend to.
[Cut to Jess, Liz, Prim and Ally in jail cells.]
Jess: “Steal Jasbre's dimension-hopping machine”, they said. “It will be fun”, they said.
Ally: This was all your idea.
Jess: No comment.
Primitive: So… how exactly are we going to get out of this one?
Liz: With great difficulty. 
Primitive: Well that narrows it down a bit, thanks Liz.
Liz: You're welcome.
[CrazySponge walks by the jail cells.]
CrazySponge: hey guys what'd i miss
Ally: Huh. It hasn't even been five minutes and he's already back, must be a new world record.
CrazySponge: isnt this place amazing?
Liz: Aidan, in case you haven't noticed we are all stuck inside a cage right now with no way out.
CrazySponge: well im not, lol sucks to be you. you know, this place is just like star wars!
Liz: Oh my fucking God, why are you always going on about Star Wars?!
Ally: It's a good franchise.
Jess: Well I mean the first three films are amazing, and then there's The Phantom Menace which is fucking dogshit, Attack of the Clones is alright if a little boring but then it's all okay again because Revenge of the Sith is the best one! I have not watched the sequels yet.
Liz: I literally did not understand a word of that.
Primitive: The Star Wars circlejerk has gone on long enough. Aidan, could you please find us a key or something so we can get out?
CrazySponge: what if i fit my dick into the keyhole
Liz: …please don't.
Ally: I bet it'd be small enough to fit right in.
CrazySponge: HEY! wait, that means you're agreeing with me!
Ally: Huh? No, it means I think your penis is smaller than Kelpy G's.
CrazySponge: if ally's agreeing with me, then it must be a good idea! HERE I GO!!
Ally, Liz, and Primitive: NOOOO!!!
[CrazySponge begins to unzip his pants.]
Jess: Isn't there another way?
CrazySponge: (pulls his zipper back up) what do you mean?
Jess: Well, “Space CrazySponge” seems to be the leader of this weird space cult thing, right? Can't you just impersonate him and ask for a key or something?
Primitive: But that would mean-
Liz: Aidan has to act smart.
CrazySponge: piece of cake.
Ally: Aidan I don't think you understand what you're getting yourself into here.
CrazySponge: i can act smart!
[CrazySponge begins skipping off, but trips on a wire.]
Ally: We're doomed.
[Cut to CrazySponge sneaking around the space station.]
CrazySponge: (quietly singing) 🎵 just follow my moves, and sneak around… be careful not to make a sound… 🎵
Space SpongeBot: Aidan? I thought you were supposed to be masturbating to gay porn right now.
CrazySponge: I AM NOT GAY!
Space SpongeBot: And what are you doing outside your suit? It's against protocol. We're scavenging the planet, remember?
CrazySponge: OH! well, um… i was… washing my suit! yeah, i needed to get all the… cum stains off.
Space SpongeBot: Of course, I shouldn't have doubted you, captain. You're always responsible like that.
CrazySponge: (grins) yeah well, you know, that's me… 
[The real Space CrazySponge walks up to the two of them.]
Space CrazySponge: good day bot, me.
[Pause.]
Space CrazySponge: ME?!
CrazySponge: uhhhh
[CrazySponge knocks him out cold.]
CrazySponge: not to worry, bot. there aren't two of me, that's just… my… MANNEQUIN ROBOT! yeah, yeah, he's here to give me my suit which has just been washed so im gonna go put it on ok thanks bye
[CrazySponge takes the suit off of Space CrazySponge and sprints off back to the jail cells.]
Jess: -and that's why Jar Jar Binks deserves to be burned alive.
[CrazySponge comes back.]
Liz: Oh thank fuck please tell me you got the key.
CrazySponge: the what?
[Pause.]
Primitive: You didn't fucking get the key?
CrazySponge: well um, you see what happened was-
[Space SpongeBot and the guard dog Space Oscar run down the hallway.]
Space SpongeBot: THERE HE IS! IMPOSTOR CRAZYSPONGE! GET HIM!
Space Oscar: Vote for Space Nigel Farage.
CrazySponge: uh oh
Primitive: I think it's time for a Plan B, and fast.
Ally: Maybe he could seduce Space Bot?
Liz: Nah, he's too unsexy for that.
Jess: Could he pry the bars open?
Primitive: No way, he can't even open a box of Cheerios without Liz's help. Let alone pry open these futuristic metal bars.
CrazySponge: GUYS PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!
Primitive: As I said earlier, you're very easy to make fun of.
CrazySponge: OH! I KNOW! ill try to unlock it with my dick!
Liz: You're not being serious, are you?
CrazySponge: its worth a shot
Jess: Eugghhhhhh…
[The group peers over to Space Oscar running towards them.]
Jess: Fuck it. Just do it.
CrazySponge: ALRIGHT! FULL STEAM AHEAD!
[Space Oscar tackles CrazySponge before he can even reach his hand towards his pants to unzip them.]
Liz: AIDAN! NO!!!!!!!
Ally: I've never wanted someone to use their penis as a jail cell key more in my life.
CrazySponge: GET OFF OF ME YOU… ADORABLE THING EVEN THOUGH MY CAT IS SO MUCH MORE ADORABLE THAN YOU!
Primitive: We're fucked.
Liz: WAIT! LOOK - NIGEL FARAGE!
[Space Oscar suddenly jumps off of CrazySponge.]
Space Oscar: Wait! Where?!
[CrazySponge quickly jumps up and unzips his pants again.]
Jess: On second thought maybe this was a horrible idea.
CrazySponge: (gulps) well, here goes nothing.
[CrazySponge pulls down his pants. Cut to an adult CrazySponge talking to his children.]
CrazySponge: and that, kids… is how i met your mother.
[Pause.]
CrazySponge's Son: dad what the hell
[Cut back to the jail cell. The group looks away in disgust as CrazySponge "unlocks" the cell.]
Primitive: Is he done yet?
[CrazySponge opens the door. Everyone takes their hands off their eyeballs.]
Liz: Huh. I can't believe that actually worked.
[The group quickly run out of the cell and run off.]
Primitive: I'm assuming we're double-timing it to Jasbre's dimension-hopper?
Ally: No Prim, we're staying here and running absolutely nowhere because we wanna be locked in another cell– of COURSE we're running to that fucking dimension-hopper!
Space SpongeBot: AAAAGHHH! SEE?! THIS IS WHAT TRUSTING NIGEL FARAGE GETS YOU, OSCAR! NOW AFTER THEM!
[Space SpongeBot and Space Oscar begin chasing the group again.]
Liz: How the hell are we going to make it back to the dimension-hopper thing in time before-
[They reach the dimension-hopper.]
Liz: Oh, there it is.
[The group rush in.]
Jess: Hey, you're missing Space Channel 5 right now!
[Space SpongeBot stops in her tracks.]
Space SpongeBot: Gasp! I'm missing Space Police Interceptors! 
[Space SpongeBot quickly scurries off with Space Oscar.]
Liz: Huh. That was-
Jess: Super easy? Barely an inconvenience?
Ally: Let's just go home. I've got some people I need to chicken ass.
[The button is pressed again. They end up in a beach setting.]
Liz: …Well this is relaxing.
Primitive: But still not home. I fear we're in The World of SBFW on Vacation.
Jess: HOW POPULAR IS THIS DAMN SHOW TO HAVE SO MANY SPIN-OFFS??
Liz: I thought I was the only person who read it.
Jess: Okay, everyone back in the machine.
[Everyone does so and Jess presses the button again.]
Jess: Okay, where are we now?
[Primitive peers out the door. There is nothing there.]
Primitive: I think we're in The World of FSB.
Jess: Jesus Christ.
[Jess presses the button again.]
Jess: Okay, how about now?
[Primitive peers out the door again.]
Primitive: You- You don't want to know.
Jess: No seriously where are we?
Primitive: I told you.
Jess: I'm opening the door.
Primitive: NO! DON'T!
[Jess opens the door to a furry convention.]
Jess: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE WORLD OF SBFW FURRIES!!!!!!!
CrazySponge: why
Jess: CAN WE STAY HERE?!!!! PLEASE?????!!!!!! PLEASE????!!!!!!!!
Primitive: I didn't know you were a furry.
Jess: I'M NOT!!!!!
Primitive: But-
Jess: We're going now.
Liz: I thought you wanted to sta-
Jess: LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THIS!
[Jess presses the button again, then again, then again, then again, then again.]
Liz: Is it… broken?
Ally: DAMN IT! Who am I gonna spamping now?
Jess: You could spamping the furries.
Ally: No.
Liz: Of course we had to get stuck in the furry spin-off.
Jess: You're not complaining.
CrazySponge: i wanna go home and eat cheerios!!! and also frozen 2 mac and cheese
Liz: Gimme that.
[Liz snatches the button from Jess and repeatedly attempts to press it again, but nothing happens.]
Primitive: I think suicide is the only way out of this one.
Jess: You're sounding an awful lot like me at 3am.
Primitive: No seriously, if the button won't work then we're kinda stuck here.
Jess: I mean The World of SBFW: Furry Edition isn't that bad, not that I'm a furry.
Liz: Prim, we are not killing ourselves.
Jess: See? Liz likes the furry dimension.
Liz: I DO NOT LIKE THE FURRY DIMENSION! 
Primitive: I don't really wanna kill myself either but honestly I don't see any other way out of this. I mean, if the button is broken there's not really any other way we can shift realities-
[Furry Not-Joe walks in.]
Furry Not-Joe: Hello everybody!
[Pause.]
Primitive: a
[Cut to a shot of SBFW Street in the normal World of SBFW. Suddenly, a purple vortex appears and the group as well as Furry Not-Joe emerge out of it.]
Ally: Not-Joe, I am sorry for ever doubting you.
Furry Not-Joe: Just doing my duty.
Jess: So… have we all learnt anything from this experience?
Liz: Nope.
Ally: None at all.
CrazySponge: im crazysponge i never learn anything
???: FURRY POLICE!!!!!!
[Several police officers rush over and beat Furry Not-Joe to death.]
Furry Officer: We got him, boys.
[The furry officers high-five and walk off. Pause.]
Jess: So like… same time tomorrow everyone?
Ally: Knickers.
[End.]
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