おニューのかさぶた、ペットに食われろ (Onyuu no Kasabuta, Pet ni Kurawarero)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
赤信号　停車　待ちぼうけ　広い歩道　開けた視界　静かな風 	akashingou teisha machibouke hiroi hodou aketa shikai shizuka na kaze	I wait patiently at a red light crosswalk as a gentle breeze blows, with a clear view of the spacious, open sidewalk
後方　衝撃　揺らぐ　全身 	kouhou shougeki yuragu zenshin 	Someone hits me from behind, nearly knocking me off my bike
突っ込んできたのは一台の自転車 	tsukkonde kita no wa ichidai no jitensha 	The offender was someone else on a bicycle
謝りもせずどこに行く 	ayamari mo sezu doko ni iku 	Without a word of apology, where are you going?
後輪がグニャグニャになっちゃったぞ 	kourin ga gunya gunya ni nacchatta zo 	My bike’s rear wheel became flabby
ペダルに足乗せ体重かけてもさっぱりきっぱり動きゃしないよ 	pedaru ni ashi nose taijuu kakete mo sappari kippari ugokya shinai yo	So it’s now simply impossible to ride or turn the pedals
もう動かない俺の愛車　その名は「安全弁 ゆる男」 	mou ugokanai ore no aisha sono na wa "anzenben yuru otoko" 	My own beloved, now inoperable wheels are named “Mr. Loose Safety Valve”
 	 	
名前も知らぬ犯人よ　覚悟しろ 	namae mo shiranu hannin yo kakugo shiro 	Unnamed criminal, prepare yourself
今からお前に48の呪いをかけてやるぞ 	ima kara omae ni yonjuuhachi no noroi o kakete yaru zo 	I will now lay 48 curses upon you
 	 	
1.上下の歯が絶滅する夢見ろ 	1. jouge no ha ga zetsumetsu suru yume miro 	1. You will dream of your top and bottom teeth being destroyed
2.お気に入りの服の袖が千切れろ 	2. oki ni iri no fuku no sode ga chigirero 	2. The sleeves of your favorite clothes will be ripped off
3.携帯が通話中に爆ぜろ 	3. keitai ga tsuuwachuu ni hazero 	3. Your cell phone will explode during a phone call
4.かつおぶしが歯ブラシにからまれ 	4. katsuo bushi ga haburashi ni karamare 	4. You will find bits of bonito tuna stuck in your toothbrush
5.想定したより深く爪切れろ 	5. soutei shita yori fukaku tsume kirero 	5. You will get a hangnail that’s deeper than you first thought
6.大事な書類で印鑑違えろ 	6. daiji na shorui de inkan tagaero 	6. Your important documents will be mislabeled
7.ものすごく早く眉が伸びろ 	7. mono sugoku hayaku mayu ga nobiro 	7. Your eyebrows will grow staggeringly fast
8.往路も復路も切符をなくせ 	8. ooro mo fukuro mo kippu o nakuse 	8. You will lose the tickets for both your vacation trip and the return
9.「ハブ対マングース対お前」やれ 	9. "habu tai manguusu tai omae" yare 	9. You will find yourself between a pit viper and a mongoose
10.思春期平均より長く続け 	10. shishunki heikin yori nagaku tsuzuke 	10. Puberty will continue for much longer than average
11.アスパラの筋を噛みあぐねろ 	11. asupara no suji o kami agunero 	11. Eating asparagus will become physically unbearable
12.押入れの奥でなめこが育て 	12. oshiire no oku de nameko ga sodate 	12. You will find mushrooms growing inside your closet
13.ドロップス白いのばっかりが出ろ 	13. doroppusu shiroi no bakkari ga shutsuro 	13. You’ll only ever get white Sakuma Drops
14.ウィルスソフトに写真を消されろ 	14. wirusu sofuto ni shashin o kesarero 	14. A virus program will delete all of your photos
15.履歴書最後で書き損じろ 	15. rirekisho saigo de kakisonjiro 	15. A horrible error will be at the end of your resume
16.おばあちゃんに背筋で敗れろ 	16. obaachan ni haikin de yaburero 	16. Your back muscles will be weaker than your grandma’s
 	 	
損傷は甚大　特殊なパーツが壊れて問屋に発注 	sonshou wa jindai tokushu na paatsu ga kowarete ton'ya ni hatchuu 	The damage is serious, some parts peculiar are broken so I have to order them from a wholesale store
修理費は8000円　所要日数は10日間 	shuurihi wa hachisen en shoyou nissuu wa juukakan 	The repair cost is 8000 yen, and takes ten days
犯人の手掛かりもなく途方に暮れるのみ 	hannin no tegakari mo naku tohou ni kureru nomi 	With no name or trace of the offender, I’m at nothing but a loss
憎しみだけがつのる日々を 	nikushimi dake ga tsunoru hibi o 	Only my hatred grows day by day
 	 	
粘着系男子の本気を見せてやる 	nenchakukei danshi no honki o misete yaru 	I’ll show you the seriousness of a clingy boy
小さな嫌なことが毎日とめどなく溢れだせ 	chiisana iyana koto ga mainichi tomedonaku afuredase 	Small unpleasant things will be endlessly spilling over for you, every single day
 	 	
17.男子中学生に論破されろ 	17. danshi chuugakusei ni ronpa sarero 	17. You will lose an argument with a middle school boy
18.版画の授業彫刻刀忘れろ 	18. hanga no jugyou choukokutou wasurero 	18. You will lose the chisel you need for woodshop class
19.落とし蓋のサイズ間違えろ 	19. otoshifuta no saizu machigaero 	19. You’ll get the wrong size lid for your cooking pot
20.意図しない形で下ネタ言え 	20. ito shinai katachi de shitaneta ie 	20. Any meaningless thing will be taken as innuendo
21.素足で思いっきりビー玉踏め 	21. suashi de omoikkiri bii tama fume 	21. You will use all your resolution to walk barefoot on cold marble
22.加齢に引き連れて枕が臭え 	22. karei ni hikitsurete makura ga kusae 	22. Aging through the years will be marked by your repugnant smell
23.バナナの種を全力で噛め 	23. banana no tane o zenryoku de kame 	23. You will use all of your power to bite a banana seed
24.耳の後ろのニキビが潰れろ 	24. mimi no ushiro no nikibi ga tsuburero 	24. The pimple in the crease behind your ear will burst
25.ベルトのバックル突然吹っ飛べ 	25. beruto no bakkuru totsuzen futtobe 	25. Your belt buckle will suddenly snap off
26.うっかり利き手と逆のハサミ買え 	26. ukkari kikite to gyaku no hasami kae 	26. You will accidentally buy the wrong handed scissors
27.のりとリップを間違えて塗れ 	27. nori to rippu o machigaete nure 	27. You’ll mix up your chapstick and a glue stick and make a mess
28.近所の子供に忌み嫌われろ 	28. kinjo no kodomo ni imi kirawarero 	28. The neighborhood kids will abhor you
29.隣の席にバカップルが座れ 	29. tonari no seki ni bakappuru ga suware 	29. A pair of soppy lovebirds will sit next to you
30.交通費が思ったよりもかさめ 	30. koutsuuhi ga omottayori mo kasame 	30. Your travel expenses will increase more than you thought
31.やけに水っぽい米が炊けろ 	31. yake ni mizuppoi mote ga takero 	31. Your cooked rice will be extremely watery
32.再放送すら見逃せ 	32. saihousou sura minogase 	32. You will even miss a rerun of your favorite show
 	 	
33.おみやげ代計算に入れ忘れろ 	33. omiyage dai keisan ni irewasurero 	33. You’ll forget to factor in the cost of expenses
34.特殊な楽器をプレゼントされろ 	34. tokushu na gakki o purezento sarero 	34. You will receive an absurd musical instrument as a gift
35.地域のゴミ袋値上げしろ 	35. chiiki no gomi fukuro neage shiro 	35. There will be a price hike on the cost of trash bags in your area
36.必死にねり消し作って無くせ 	36. hisshi ni neri keshi tsukutte nakuse 	36. You’ll make a kneaded eraser desperately and end up losing it
37.ちっちゃいタオルで全身拭いてろ 	37. chicchai taoru de zenshin fuitero 	37. You will only have a tiny hand towel to dry off your whole body
38.大盛り頼んでちょっとだけ残せ 	38. oomori tanonde chotto dake nokose 	38. You will order a large serving but leave it unfinished
39.肩パット職人に好かれろ 	39. kata patto shokunin ni sukarero 	39. You will be well-liked by workers with shoulder pads
40.友達がみんなモヒカンになれ 	40. tomodachi ga minna mohikan ni nare 	40. All of your friends will get mohawk haircuts
41.J2の試合のチケット当たれ 	41. J2 no shiai no chiketto atare 	41. You will win a ticket to a J2 game
42.なぜか股関節が亜脱臼しろ 	42. naze ka kokansetsu ga adakkyuu shiro 	42. You will somehow displace your hip joint
43.海外でMAD素材になれ 	43. kaigai de MAD sozai ni nare 	43. You will become material for MAD videos overseas
44.一晩中屋根のシミにビビれ 	44. hitobanjuu yane ni shimi ni bibire 	44. A smudge on the roof will keep you awake and apprehensive all night
45.クリームパンが甘過ぎて落ち込め 	45. kuriimu pan ga ama sugite ochikome 	45. You’ll become depressed when you eat a cream bun that’s far too sweet
46.おニューのかさぶたペットに食われろ 	46. onyuu no kasabuta petto ni kuwarero 	46. Your brand new scab will be eaten by your pet
47.ボタン型の電池飲み込め 	47. botan gata no denchi nomikome 	47. You will swallow a button cell battery
48.家の裏でマンボウが死んでろ 	48. ie no ura de manbou ga shindero 	48. A sunfish will be dead at the back of your house
, with small edits by Tackmyn Y.
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*タイガーラブズドラゴン
*EXIT TUNES PRESENTS GUMitive from Megpoid
*My Colorful Confuse
A version featuring VY2 was featured on the following albums:
*エレクトロロマンス (Electro Romance) (album)
==External Links==
*piapro - Off-vocal
===Unofficial===
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*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Peanut-sub - Translation source
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Category:VOCALOID original songs
Category:Songs featuring GUMI (VOCALOID)
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Category:Takahashi You songs list
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