Dragon Dragons: Quest of the Golden Potato Chip

PROLOUGE
a Dragon Dragon would fly around with no animation quickly. His tail would shoot his tongue l-which-was-also-a-grape-hook onto a cloud, he swung over to a pink whale with tiny butterfly wings, he knocked 10 times with his face saying “gilligans island is made up of cheese” the whales spout opened and the dragon dragon swam inside. He cartwheeled over onto the spine of the whale, another pink and fuzzy dragon dragon was in there, she shot a note in the first dragon dragons face. It read:
jeifksnglwosiaknfgmrnfbbdsjfjdjfjsh
which translated to:
we need to get more TOiler paper for the eggs
the first dragon dragon nodded and split open, revealing paper towel. the fuzzy dragon dragon took the paper towels and wrapped 4 1/2 eggs tightly. The eggs were a deep color of sploop. A dragon dragon common color. The first dragon dragon sealed up and his neck grew and grew, it curved up and out of the whales mouth. He looked around, fish were jumping into his face, he shrugged with his eyes and went back inside. little did he know...another dragon dragon was watching...she was a tall dragon dragon with a long neck. Her back was slightly pink lined with sploop. It was Queen Aswedf! She narrowed her eyes. Her leg said “I need some nachos” she would fly off to find gloves for her foot. In the distance, up on a mountain, something glittered. Something that wasn’t so silly...it was fate! Or maybe the sun... back at the pink whale, the eggs were cracking...
crack! Crack! Crunch! 
The 4 1/2 babies popped out of the eggs. The pink and fuzzy dragon dragon thought she slapped ice cream cones on them with there names
burp
scribble
spoof
Doritos
she nodded then teleported to 7 11. The babies all said in union: I wAnT tO hAvE sOmE cRuMbS
they tumbled ou. Doritos would hover to the clouds. Scribble cartwheeled to Burger King for a BigMac. Spoof glitched over to a dolphin and glitched into it. Burp would look around. He walked out upside down, then he looked at the mountain, with the shining light....he burped 
CHAPTER 1 
Burp would pick up a camel bag, he placed his hand in it and it screamed in a high pitched voice. Burp closed the bag, capturing the sounds waves. He walked up to scribble, and he gave her the bag. 
 She took it and ate it, bag and all. burp would then climb up to the top of the whale, tele four to the world “CHILI DOGS ARE FOR HEDGEHOGS!” In the distance, the top of the mountain glimmered. Burp blinked. He suddenly had the heroic-has-to-fulfill-urge to go and know what was on that mountain. He s m a c k e d his lips and flew to his mom. Horseradish. He kicked her and his tail said in a deep voice “do you have the books of cheese?” Horse radish nodded with her hand and said with all of her heads “no, we do!” Burp would shuffle to the town. he said “lollipop” to everybody. He entered the shoe store. He walked up to the dragon dragon running the store. He was bumping into the wall, burp screamed at him 
 “WHERE IS MY ROPE”
 the dragon dragons tail head would turn to him. The rest of the dragon dragon was still bumping against the wall. 
 the tail would say in a disoriented voice “hErE yOu Go” 
 he would receive a gummy worm. Burp would swing the worm, and the worm would extend and turn into a permanent lasso. “Horrible!” He said, walking out of the shop. He began walking to the mountain. When a random dragon dragon came out of nowhere. She was striped up and down with reds, greens, and purples. And she was also spotted with black. The rest was just white 
she screamed and slapped burp. 
“FOOL”
 burp recoiled. 
the dragon dragon was freaking out for no reason. Burp lassoes her. 
she would struggle but then stop, her pupils turned into stars. Burp would smash his head on hers and rub it around “why are you so calm today? Young man” 
the dragon dragon slipped out of the lasso and she creeped to burps ear, she said in a pitch so high, only cats can hear it “this path is cursed!” She ran into a tree to eat its bark. 
Burp did a hearty sea-mans laugh( Mrs Puff: he even knows the hearty laugh! He HAS been doing his homework) and walked anyways. The dragon dragon bit his tail. BuRP ignored her. Random snails came and began eating burp he screamed and dug a hole to hide from the snails. The dragon dragon that bit his tail let go. 
“My name is t h I c k and the second I saw you going this way, I HAD to stop you!” 
Burp would gaze off into the distance “w h y?” He asked a tree. t h I c k would grab him by the shoulders “ it is very C U R S E D up theeeeeeeeere!” 
t H I c k would then start hacking like she had a hairball... 
BLAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! 
t h I c k would walk away from the rainbow she just puked up. Burp glared at the puddle of rainbows goop “FLINT LOCKWOOD!!!!!” He screamed in an officer voice 
 *the two dragon dragon sender man teleported away from the snails. They teleported on a very steep part of the mountain they were climbing. Just then. A blue dragon dragon spotted with bright sploop and white was flying toward the 2...with no animation 
the dragon dragons slept as the their dragon dragon came. He landed next to them, upside dow. it was Spoof! 
”m y n a m e I s s p o o f a n d I a m h e r e t o t e l l y o u t h a t y o u a r e a s t u p I d f o r c o m I n g h e r e” he said, looking at a cloud. 
Burp lassoes spoof and places a tiny stuffed rabbit on his snout. Spoofs tail would freak out, being afraid of holes, it screamed 
t h I c k Would then slap everybody with a slice of ham angrily 
the mountain sighs and began burping. 
Burp screamed as he got covered in fart powder 
they teleported to the top of the mountain with the power of transition and they couldn’t believe what they saw 
CHAPTER 2 
IT WAS THEIR OWN REFLWCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
THE EPIC CLIMAX HAS ARRIVED OMG WOW OMGARSH! 
that’s not the climax, silly 
a feather fell to the ground with a thunk! 
Spoof cried and the others screamed into the marshmallows 
the feet heads of t h I c k melted away and they all exploded 
the end (not really) 
(MORE TO BE ADDED, IM SO SORRY)
Category:Literature
Category:Fiction
Category:Original Stories
Category:Original Stories (Unfinished)