The Battle of Armageddon

The Battle of Armageddon, also known as simply Armageddon, is an event in the future which most likely won't happen in a few years but was foretold in the Captain's Bible & the Timeline of the UnOmniverse page. The battle will supposedly take place in Typan after being turned into a wasteland by an all powerful being, and would potentially lead to the destruction at least 82% of the Armaggedon host-universe and potentially costing millions of lives. In all basicness, it is in line with if not exactly the same as The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny & would possibly be connected to the End of Days.
So, what's really happening during this event?
==Events==
Before we start, here's a quick history lesson.
Back way after the UnWorld was created and some time before the Worms were defeated at the hands of Chuck Norris, the Book was created after the introduction of the Crafting Table. It was first produced by killing a cow and gathering some sugarcanes. Then, Chuck Norris proceeded to completely eradicate every single Worm that was in his direct line of eyesight, but not before one of these Worms fled into a cave filled with mysterious inscriptions, of which the Worm recorded in a personal diary... and then that worm spontaneously Asploded after looking at Chuck Norris.
It was then that this book sat in this same cave for thousands of years, never to be seen again... until one day when a guy trying to find a private place to "do something funky" accidentally slipped on the book, and stored it in his possession until it was slowly passed down to Captain 1,000, who now dubs it as the "Captain's Bible". History lesson over, now we're gonna get to the cool stuff.
As supposedly foretold in this poorly preserved piece of leather, the Battle of Armageddon was supposedly going to take place in the year 1252 in the middle of the Chinese Silk Road, supposedly being started after a Chinese merchant and a time-travelling Mongolian warlord started bickering over a crate of spice which was to be exported to, like, the U.K or something. However, this was thwarted after a bowling ball thrown by the Angry German Kid killed both the merchant and the warlord, supposedly breaking the Canon Event that was the battle itself. 
As it turns out, Dunecat had actually postponed the battle using his Undefeatable powers so as to preserve the spice trade, then proceeded to set the event about a week forward. He then proceeded to repeat this until it affected the UnMultiverse itself. It should be noted that the book shows slight hints of sapience, slowly changing test to ensure the foretelling is in line with when and where the Undefeatables want the battle to be. And, since the battle is still a canon event, the Undefeatables can't really stop it and can only go so far as to postpone it far enough. Possibly millions will die when the Undefeatables forget to revert the timeline; and, apparently, during the battle's harrowing conclusion, one of the Undefeatables will jump from Undefeatable Palace and into the chaos and devastation below where millions of bodies will accumulate. In this case the Undefeatables have acknowledged this and have made plans to completely revert the timeline to about a month before the battle itself after completely cleaning up the aftermath. Confused? I am.
== Every Death During the Battle of Armageddon ==
* Caillou spine ripped out by Sub-Zero
* ABCD disintegrated by Nappa's Break Cannon
* Tuxedo Mask soul sucked by Shang Tsung
* Kakuzu sent to the The Shadow Realm
* ERB Bruce Lee decapitated by Noob Saibot 
* Bill O'Reilly killed with THIS FUCKING CHAIR by ERB Bruce Lee
* Hard Man breaks apart after one kick from Bruce LEE
* Noob Saibot strangled to death with vines by Plant Man
* Hatsune Miku Eviscerated by Triple Driple H's Live Wire Kamehameha
* Monika hanged by Sayori
* Sub-Zero shot to death by Moxxie
* Moxxie purified by Sailor Saturn
* Dora the Explorer Sonichu and Ron (Meme Folder) all sliced apart by Phobos
* Sailor Saturn sacrifices herself to kill Dipsy
* Obamasnow sliced in half by Phobos
* Paintbrush gets snapped in half by Deimos
* Saddam Hussein impaled by Phobos right as he was about to kill Deimos
* Tohru Adachi double teamed by Vegeta and Nappa
* Mega Man dragon kicked by Plant Man
* Blocky crushed by Megatron
* Megatron, Woody, and Woody get sliced into several pieces by Phobos
* Barack Obama death is unknown
* Stone Coke Steve Sauceton ripped apart by Sonic.EXE
* Sonic.EXE killed by the combined powers of Shawsh Mimecals Pikachu Nappa and Eternal Sailor Moon
* Ronald McDonald got hit withh Colonel Sanders 99 hit combo move with gravy
* Nemesis destroyed after thinking he could take on Flandre Scarlet
* MrBeast throat slit by Hunk
* Hunk died after being overwhelmed by Stormcloaks Countryhumans and Furries
* Vegeta hole punched through his chest by Average Anime Girl
* Average Anime Girl killed by Nappa to avenge Vegeta
* Kirby gets hit so hard by Shao Kahn's hammer that he hits a home run 
* Bowser head caved in by Shao Kahn 
* Deimos dies saving Phobos from Shao Kahn 
* Woodman 4 Donald Trump Laa-Laa Adolf Hitler Reimu Hakurei Dark Sonic Dawn Pikachu Mr. Krabs Hulk Hogan and Hank Hill all soloed by Shao Kahn
* Meta Knight is sliced into 75 pieces by Phobos 
* Tomoki Sawamura killed by Phobos
* Pepperman turned into a salsa by Fatman
* Shao Kahn caused too much death despite Phobos having a high kill count and his head is roundhouse kicked off by Chuck Norris
* Elizabeth Afton stabbed to death by Yuri
* Plankton squashed by shao khans hammer
* Albert Wesker unknown death 
* Zombies and The Man Behind The Slaughter destroyed by Frank West with his small chainsaws
* Franky not really a death he just escapes the warzone with Yuri
* Lincoln Loud's Good Twin taken down by Ace Ventura
* Grand Dad clubbed to death by Fred Flintstone
* Flower (Object) set on fire by King Fire Slime
* Eevee burnt by King Fire Slime
* Shang Tsung caught lacking while trying to soul succ phobos and is dragon kicked by plant man so hard he crashes into the Tubby Tower
* Squilliam Fancyson stabbed to death by Squidward Tentacles
* Kanna fatally stabbed by Hotaru's Naginata
* Leafy sliced in two by Hotaru
* Calliope impaled by Hotaru and left to die bleeding
* Canary neck snapped by Hotaru
* Captain 7 Stabbed multiple times by Hotaru
* Tomoki's Clone throat sliced open by Hotaru
* Sarvente Disemboweled by Hotaru
* Snowball Stabed to death by Hotaru
* Boyfriend knife thrown into his head by Hotaru
* Girlfriend Heart ripped out by Hotaru
* Hotaru killed by Tien Shinhan's tri beam
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