Jaws vs Sharknado

The hit "unnatural disaster," Sharknado, raps against the the original terror of the deep, Jaws, to see who's the better shark.
== Cast ==
lol no its sharks, whos gonna play sharks?
== The Battle ==
(Beat)
=== Announcer: (0:18) ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
JAWS
VS
SHARK…nado?
UHH, IS THIS A GOOD IDEA?
I MEAN, BEGIN!
=== Sharknado: (0:29) ===
(Shark 1, Shark 2, Shark 3)
There’s a new big fish in our pond! Swim aside for some REAL sharks!
Time to face the reason Spielberg should have stuck with Jurassic Park, 
So swallow our rhymes like you swallow barrels, this guppy is dead!
We’re your teacher, horrible creature! We’re gonna beat ya! Enough said!
It’s not Penny-wise of you to face us, we’ll let our inner beast loose, 
And reduce this douche, Bruce until he’s turned to Shark Fin Soup!
We trashed Los Angeles! All you did was kill some dudes swimming in the nude,
You’re screwed, dude! These fish aren’t friends! And YOU’RE the food!
=== Jaws: (0:50) ===
These three pieces of diseased mincemeat want beef with this beast?
I’m the Ultimate Predator on the mic and you’re about to see Jaws Unleashed
Measuring twenty five feet, you’ll find yourself deceased against me, 
Your lives will decrease as you see my thirty-three teeth coming at you in 3D- 
Unless you want to learn about the food chain, I recommend you start to run, 
Or in your case, fly, before I turn you into three buckets of chum! 
I’m in the top twenty villains, you’ll wish that hurricane had never struck- 
There’s Nova way you can win, even Cory Monteith knows you suck!
=== Sharknado: (1:12) ===
Are you finally Finn-ished rapping? We’ve got the deadliest rhymes!
We’re top predators of the sky! I preferred your appearance in Family Guy!
Need we say more? We’re the trainers of this freak of nature!
Face the facts, creep! You’re the reason Great Whites are endangered!!
=== Jaws: (1:22) ===
Your future is looking dark, time to dig in and tear you all apart, 
Calling you three “smart” would truly be Jumping the Shark, 
Your shit was so low budget, you’re like the Birdemic’s sister, bitch!
I just shot you out of the sky, ‘cause there’s always a bigger fish
(The music stops as the waves around Jaws start to swish back in forth, until a large tital wave blows by, pushing Jaws alongside Sharknado. The monster behind the wave surfaces to reveal... Sharktopus?? Umm… okay.)
=== Sharktopus: (1:33) ===
Always a bigger fish? That’s the smartest thing you’ve said all day, 
But you’re no longer in Blue Waters, this predator’s found his prey! 
Damn right, I’m big and bad, watch as these tentacles pierce through ya, 
This carnivore is unbeatable, just ask Mermantula and Ptericuda! 
Sharknado, you’re messing with cities while I terrorize the Bahamas, 
Jaws, you may be big, but let’s see you beat my main man, Piranhaconda,
To me, you four are lobsters waiting to be slaughtered, in my waters, 
‘Cause I’m fifty percent shark, fifty percent octopus, one hundred percent fucking monster!
=== Announcer: (1:55) ===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC-
(Jaws theme plays)
UH-OH…
(A shark takes a big bite out of the logo.)
AUGH!! (while dying) RAP BATTLES OF HI- (drops dead)