You've got a friend in death

you've got a friend in death is the second episode of Season Five of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
(CrazySponge is playing with Star Wars toys on the floor)
CrazySponge: Vroom vroom! Go Speed Racer!
Obi Wan Kenobi: I hate my life. (crashes into Princess Leia)
CrazySponge: Now FUCK! DO SEX!
Leia: Bruh
CrazySponge: I didn't ask you to sex, I said to DO IT!
(The toys both groan and start having toy sex)
CrazySponge: Oh yeah that's the good stuff. (lies down on the floor to watch)
(The other toys are watching from the sideline on the floor)
Squidward plush: Hey guys, I think I have an idea to finally knock this toy sexualizer out of our lives.
Sandy plush: (gasps) You do? What's the plan, good man?
Patrick plush: I LOVE PENIS!
(The other toys stare at Patrick in silence)
Squidward plush: So that just happened. Anyway, this plan will require us to… (starts whispering to the other toys)
Cat plush: You don't mean…!
Squidward plush: Oh I mean. 😏
(CrazySponge brings in a big toy room that resembles a sex dungeon)
CrazySponge: Da ba dee da ba die, time for the toy sex dungeon!
(Many of the toys scream in horror)
CrazySponge: Huh? You guys don’t like sex, huh? I see how it is.
Squidward plush: NOW!
CrazySponge: Huh?
(Several of the toys start using rope to tie CrazySponge down to the floor)
CrazySponge: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? I’M JUST A HORNY BOY WHO NEEDS HIS FIX!
Luke Skywalker: shut up bitch
(Jar Jar puts a gag over CrazySponge’s mouth)
Jar Jar: Methinks CrazySponge should SHUT UP!
(CrazySponge swallows the gag)
CrazySponge: Mmm, strawberry. I hate fruit! What’re you going to do to me anyway?
Leia: Something we should’ve done a long time ago…
(CrazySponge gulps. Some of the toys bring in a giant torture machine)
CrazySponge: What in the everliving fuck is this?
R2-D2: Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles.
CrazySponge: NOOOOOOO!
Squidward plush: Oh yes daddy 😏
CrazySponge: wait wut
Jess: (appearing out of nowhere) Aidan, that show got canceled you fucking twat.
CrazySponge: o. Where the fuck did you come from?
(Jess instantly disappears, and in her place is a copy of Sweetener on vinyl)
CrazySponge: weirdo.
SpongeBob plush: Says the one that forces us to have SEX for your own pleasure!
Other toys: Yeah yeah yeah!
CrazySponge: (sighs) Let’s just get this over with.
Squidward plush: If you insist.
(The CBT machine is placed directly under CrazySponge’s crotch, and the Betty Boop doll turns the machine on. The screen goes black for obvious reasons, and CrazySponge is heard squealing in pain. Multiple of the toys “ooh” and “ahh” as it goes on. Eventually, the screen returns back to normal as CrazySponge is fucking dead)
Squidward plush: Did I do that?
(laugh track; episode ends)
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