NFLA and Juan letters

April 5, 2020 the National Flopxican Liberation Army wrote a letter to the Flopxican government, and the Flopxican government responded, these are some of the letters that were sent:
== Letters ==
April 5, 2020.
"Dear President of the Republic (as the Constitution of 1874 clearly says), we wanted to tell you to stop with this war and your desire to annex the United Flops, the civil war is destroying your country, if Big Floppa did not audition in California for Being a state of shit, if he was still alive with Flopxico's conditions, I doubt he would come here because like California, Flopxico would be Shit, we beg you to stop with your bullshit or we will use our force of our army."
Sincerely Flopnolo Flopmenez Floplinas.
April 9, 2020
"Flopnolo, this is why the position of Mayor of Flopillo was removed from you and I was able to do that since the "Junta" of the states was removed and the Juanist Junta controls the states. I am not going to change my Juanist thought, the Floppism religion and other ideologies are prohibited in my country, Joe Bingus will not expect what I will do to him, do not try anything or it will turn out worse."
Sincerely Juan.
April 19, 2020
"Motherfucker"
Sincerely your fucking mother
=== Notes ===
The last letter was not delivered to Juan
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