The Dog and His Shadow

An Aesop fable adaptation by Carrot Top.
== The Fable ==
Once, there was a dog; he put a meaty little bone in his mouth and set off to go home. As he crossed a bridge, he looked down and saw his reflection in the river under the bridge. He said, "There's a dog looking up at me; he's got a bone, too...but his bone is bigger than mine! I will drop my meaty little bone and get that bigger bone right now." The dog dropped his bone and leapt in the river, losing the bone for good and getting really wet, too. The moral of the story is to be happy with yourself and what you have.