Annoying Will 6: Super Water Beach Ball/Transcript

==Transcript==
Will: (As Eggs carries him out of the cooler and puts him on a picnic table) Hey, get me out of here! Whoa! Watch it, Mr. Grabbypants! I don't like being carried around like that. Geez.
(Beach Ball gets placed on a stand)
Beach Ball: Whoa! Whoa.
Will: Whoa!
Beach Ball: Hi there!
Will: What the heck are you?
Will: Me? I'm a ball.
Will: You're a ball made of water?
Beach Ball: No, no, no. Beach-ball. Get it? Not made of water!
(Norman Babcock is kicked onto the field)
Norman Babcock: Whoa!
Will: Whoa! It's a boy!
Norman: I'm a boy!
Beach Ball: Oh, no you're not! Not in America, buddy!
(Norman yells as he gets kicked away)
Beach Ball: Freakin' tourists!
Will: Is the boy made of feet, too?
Beach Ball: Yes! Norman is made of feet! Boy, what's wrong with you?
Will: I'm Will!
Beach Ball: Yeah. News flash. Thanks.
Will: Your face is full of laces. Somebody didn't take their shoes off! (laughs)
Beach Ball: Hey! Do you even know what beach is?
Will: Yeah, it's sand with lots of sea.
Beach Ball: No! Volleyball is a game that picks two worthy opponents against each other in an arena made of violence and grace. It's the only true...
Will: Bo-ring!
Beach Ball: What?
Will: You look like a mutated stripes! You're a stripehead! (Laughs)
Beach Ball: Yo, That's not even funny! I'm shaped like this so it's easier to throw me!
Will: Wait. Throw you? With their hands?
Beach Ball: Yeah.
Will: So why are you called a beach ball then? You should be called a swimball!
Beach Ball: (Scoffs) No.
Will: You're a swimball!
Beach Ball: That's not my name.
Will: Hey! Hey, Swimball!
Beach Ball: It's Beach Ball!
Will: Hey, Swimball! Do you have any money?
Beach Ball: No.
Will: 'Cause I want my "volleyball!" (Laughs)
Beach Ball: All right. This is getting a little too-
Will: Your name is Swimball Stripehead! (laughs)
Beach Ball: That's not my name!
Will: Hey! Hey, Swimball! Can you blow bubbles with your gum?
Beach Ball: No.
Will: Like this. Watch! (Attempts to blow bubbles with his chewing gum)
Beach Ball: That's disgusting.
Will: (Continues to blow bubbles with his chewing gum) Try it! (Continues)
Beach Ball: No.
Will: (Continues) You're not trying! (Continues)
Beach Ball: Yeah! And I'm not going to!
Will: (Continues)
Beach Ball: Stop that!
Will: (Continues) You'll love it! (Continues)
Beach Ball: No, I'm pretty sure I won't love it!
Will: (Continues) It's fun! (Stops)
Beach Ball: NO! What's going on here? I'm the star of the Beach Party and this is how I get treated? Being berated by a daredevil bunch boy?
Will: Beach Party? Is that for a really big juice? (Laughs)
Beach Ball: No! It's not for a really big juice! Are you actually that slow?
Will: Hey! Hey, Swimball!
Beach Ball: WHAT!?
Will: Eggs!
Beach Ball: What? (Eggs swims up and plays volleyball with him)
Will: Whoa!
(Eggs throws Beach Ball screams as he sails through the air)
Will: Hey Swimball, can I have your seat?!
(Beach Ball goals the volleyball goal)
Will: (Sighs) Oh, well.
(Norman rolls up next to him)
Norman: Whoa! I tell you, I'm bloody Norman, not him!
Will: Yeah, right. Swimball told me that you were made of feet. Stupid boy.
==Fruity Question of the Day==
How many ice creams can you fit in your mouth at one time?
==Credits==
Created By
Eggs
Written By
Isaac Hempstead-Wright
Eggs
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