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==Battletech 90210 - Chapter 11 -==
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===Episode 11===
Galen: Finally a weekend off away from the girls to hang out and be guys.
Phelan: Aff. It will be nice to enjoy the carnival.
Victor: I agree. Three tickets for the tunnel of death please.
Attendant: I'm sorry sir....You're not tall enough to ride this.
Victor: (angry) Do you work for my sister?
Attendant: No, Spawn of the Devil.
Phelan: Wobbie.
Kai: But, sir. All we want to do is...
Attendant: The spawn of the defiler is not allowed on the ride.
Galen: You know you don't want to anyway....read the sign.
"YOU MUST PRAY TO RIDE THIS RIDE."
Phelan: Nice. Let's ride the COMSTAR ride, they're BETTER (louder), NEWER (louder still), and they're more FUN (nearly screaming) and we infidels can share them with the universe.
Attendant: Begone vile....
Victor: Vile slaughterer of the ComGuards at Tukayyid. Hey Phelan, Alpha Galaxy is planetside, right?
Phelan: (nods) yup.
Attendant: (gulps) Peace of Blake with you...
Galen: O...K...right. Want to watch some ancient holovid? There's got to be old-school stuff that's better than re-runs of Immortal Warrior?
(The guys head to another pavilion)
Kai: Ancient holo-drama...Let's see what's on....
(holo-screen comes to life, the audience is chanting JERRY-JERRY-JERRY)
Galen: (Switches off the screen) Moving on shall we?
Kai: What's this thing with Galen and Jerry?
Victor: It's all those flowers my sister is sending them, maybe she wants them to get back together....
Phelan: Won't happen. Remember when you took her out in your Crusader and when the lights hit the cockpit....
Victor: Galen reported he was blinded by a 'white-out". Poor guy totaled his Crusader.
Kai: Bummer. So what's he driving now....
Victor: We thought we'd soup up a Devastator for him...
Kai: Am I the only one driving a light ride?
Phelan: Ahem.
Kai: Full-time?
(Phelan shrugs)
Victor: Dude, we're not the Kwisatz Haderach of Battlemech Ops. When's the last time you've taken down something twice your size.
Kai: Well, those five 'Mechs on Outreach.
Galen: We got it...
Kai: ...and that Star of Mad Cats on Alyina.
Phelan: We got it...
Kai: and those Elementals, and then going off to Solaris.
Victor, Phelan and Galen: WE GOT IT!
Kai: (blushes) Sorry. Who wants grub?
Victor: Yeah I hear the PTA is going to be releasing some new food in school this year.
Phelan: It's got to be better than the MREs (Meals Repealed by the Estates General)
Victor: I know. Those MRE's (Members Reeling from Endgame) were just too brutal.
Kai: Tell me about it. One time I ate these 4 MRE's (Melissa Radio-cellphone Explosions) and swear I could bench-press an Elemental.
Galen: I was there. You did bench-press the Elemental.
Kai: (blushes) Oops...
Victor: Don't worry about it. Besides those meals are designed to give you that boost of energy and sustain you. So why did we send some to Vlad saying they were gifts from Kathy?
Phelan: (chuckles) But we augmented them....
Victor: How?Italic
Phelan: We spiked them all with methylene blue and ex-lax.
Galen: Which means...
Phelan: (now laughing) He won't be able to bid a batchall, and if he does...
Kai: He's peeing BLUE!!!! (laughs)
Victor: (giggling) Talk about PPC piss!
(All the guys laugh)
Victor: C'mon guys! All-nighter at my place! We'll power chug caffeine and play Battletech all night.....
Kathy: Did someone say power?
Galen: As long as its not Dark Ages. That dial thing gives me the willies.
Phelan: Give it a chance Jerry, *shrugs* I meant Galen...
Galen: I'd rather enjoy the satisfying whoosh of an LRM salvo to a crank turn that's all.
Phelan: Are you sure you aren't over Kathy?
Vlad and Hanse: (popping out of nowhere) Who's all over Kathy?
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