Trading Ages(Transcript)

The choir kids were reading their sheet music when Blake and Reece came in running.
Blake: Guys, our new invention is missing?
George: What invention?
Reece: I'll show you in a slideshow.
Reece turned on the computer and you can see the information in the smart TV.
Reece: This is the Flip-Flopinator. No, it doesn't make flip flops or thongs or depends how you say it, it flips numbers. For example, we have 15 pencils, 1 in the ten's place and 5 in the one's place. If you flip it, the 5 is on the ten's place and the 1 is in the one's place. You'll get 51 pencils. But it went missing.
Zoe: Great, we'll find the Flip-Flopinator.
Blake: It is found, by Joshua.
Everyone: Joshua?!
James: He's back?!
Reece: Yes, and it is our job to take him down.
George: Look, I may not be good at maths but both of you are 16.
Blake: 17 on October.
Reece: 17 on August.
George: Anyways, you are 16 by now, if I flip 1 and 6, the 6 will be in the ten's place and 1 will be in the one's place so you'll be 61. You'll be old.
Blake: Mate, I don't want to be old right now.
Shawn: Tristan, Luke I are also 16 too so we'll be 61 if we go out there.
Luke: Yeah, I don't want to be old.
Calum: I can't go too, I'm 17, so does Ashton and Michael and if 1 and 7 swap places, we'll also be old. 71.
Connor: So do I, Robert and I are 15 and if 1 and 5 swap places, we'll be 51. Maybe the right age to be prime minister.
Reece: What about Troy, Brad and George?
George: No, we're 14.
Troy: 15 on June.
Brad: 15 on July.
George: I just turned 14 2 months ago. If you swap 1 and 4, we'll be 41, also I don't want to be a middle-aged man.
Zoe: It wouldn't work on me either, I'm 13. If you swap 1 and 3, I'll be 31. Still young but I'll have to go to work.
Blake: Are there any 11-year-olds in this school?
Reece: Wait a minute, Jenny is training 11-year-olds from Glory Primary School, also Tanya and Ken are 11 so maybe they can retrieve the flip-flopinator.
Zoe: You know what that means, let's-
Joshua: Stop right there, maggots.
Blake: Maggots?
Luke: What do you want from us, Joshua?
Joshua: I am going to swap ages. Let's start with George Stephen Smith and Zoe Isabelle Thomson-Ching Chong. You look just like your brother.
Zoe: Hey, it's Cheng to you.
Joshua used the flip-flopinator on Zoe and George and swapped their ages. Zoe is now 14 and George is 13.
Zoe: What the? I'm 14.
George: I'm 13.
Joshua: (laughs) See you losers.
Blake: Didn't know it could swap ages.
Reece: Wait a minute, if you zap the flip-flopinator on 2 people, it could swap their ages. Like what happened to Zoe and George, Zoe is 13 and George is 14. If you swap their ages, Zoe is 14 and George is 13.
James: So neither of could come, we're not all the same age.
Blake: Let's stick to the Jenny plan, c'mon.
Song: 18 by 5 Seconds of Summer
George: #And I wish that I was eighteen to do all the things you read in a magazine #I’m, I’m not saying I wanna be Charlie Sheen#
Zoe: #She’s just a little bit older but I want to get to know her #She said it’s already over#
Aiden: #So tell me what else can I do? #I bought my fake ID for you#
All: #She told me to meet her there #I can’t afford a bus fare #I’m not old enough for her #I’m just waiting ‘til I’m eighteen#
Brad: #I think she wants to get with me, but she’s got a job in the city #Says that she’s always too busy#
Troy: #She’s got a naughty tattoo in a place that I want to get to #But my mum still drives me to school#
Blake: #So tell me what else can I do? #I bought my fake ID for you#
All: #She told me to meet her there #I can’t afford a bus fare #I’m not old enough for her #I’m just waiting ‘til I’m eighteen #You got me waiting in a queue #For a bar I can’t get into #I’m not old enough for you #I’m just waiting ‘til I’m eighteen#
Harvey: #In my bedroom thinking of you #Your pictures in my private folder #I know one day that I will hold her #I’ll make my move when I get older, make my move when I get older#
All: #She told me to meet her there #I can’t afford a bus fare #I’m not old enough for her #I’m just waiting ‘til I’m eighteen #You got me waiting in a queue #For a bar I can’t get into #I’m not old enough for you #I’m just waiting ‘til I’m eighteen#
Reece: #I’m so sick of waiting ‘til I’m eighteen#
They went to the auditorium and Reece requested something from his girlfriend, Jenny.
Reece: Jenny, may I ask you something?
Jenny: Sure, anything.
Reece: My invention was stolen by the school's number 1 bully.
Jenny: Joshua?
Everyone: Joshua?!
Reece: Yes and he got the flip-flopinator. He swapped Zoe and George's ages, Zoe was originally 13 and George was originally 14 but Joshua swapped their ages so now Zoe is 14 and George is 13.
Jenny: Are you sure? They both look and act the same. Still the same immaturity and cleverness.
Reece: We know, but look at their height, Zoe grew slightly taller while George is a bit short.
Zoe: Really?
Zoe and George: (screams)
Jenny: Okay, we'll fix it. I got 11 11-year-olds counting Tanya and Ken here. Maybe they can help.
Tanya: Help? We will help.
Ken: Yeah, you can count on us.
George: Also fix us, please.
Tanya: Let's go.
Ken, Tanya and the other 11-year-olds went to the school backyard and founded Joshua.
Tanya: You must be Joshua right?
Joshua: Me? Joshua? Yes, I am Joshua Todd Oddson, the school's number one bully and Reece and Blake's biggest rival. You are?
Tanya: Tanya Leong, I'm from Malaysia.
Ken: Kenneth Dmitry Wang, I'm from Russia.
Tanya: We're Chinese, anyways give us back the flip-flopinator.
Joshua: This? Think again.
Joshua attempted to swap Tanya and Ken's ages and all of the 11-year-olds' ages too but he couldn't.
Joshua: What?
Tanya: Ha! Wanna know why?
Ken: We're 11.
Tanya: Also there's 11 of us.
Joshua: What? How..? Why..?
Tanya: Lads, get him.
The 11-year-olds went crazy and grabbed the gadget from Joshua. One of them gave it back to Tanya and Joshua was so mad.
Joshua: No! I'll get you next time, also, you lot may have won the battle. But the war isn't over yet.
Ken: And don't come back to torture us ever again!
Joshua ran away and Ken and Tanya gave each other a hi-five.
Ken: Well done.
Tanya: Couldn't have done it without you. Let's go.
They went back and Tanya retrieved the gadget and returned it to Reece.
Tanya: Reece, I believe you'll be needing this.
Reece: Thanks, George, Zoe.
George: What is it?
Reece: You guys are going to be your ages again. You ready?
Zoe: Yeah.
Reece: 1 2 3!
Reece swapped back their ages, George is back to being 14 and Zoe is back to being 13. They are both happy.
Zoe: Yes!
George: I'm 14 again.
Zoe: Thanks a lot Reece.
Reece: No problem.
Blake: Well, that went well. I am going to keep this thing so that no one will ever touch it again. Not even Joshua or any expelled student.
Blake kept the gadget and everyone else is talking.
Reece: Now, as thanks to Tanya, Ken and the 11-year-olds, we have a little song for you.
Jenny: Really? What is it.
Reece: You'll see Jenny. New Hope Choir, too the stage, also, your theatre troupe can join too.
Jenny: C'mon guys.
The New Hope Choir and the Theatre Troup went on stage as they started performing.
Reece: Ready?
Everyone: Ready.
Reece: 1 2 3 4.
Song: Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars
All: #Doh #Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh #Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh #Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh #Doh doh doh, doh duh#
Jenny: #This hit, that ice cold #Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold #This one, for them hood girls #Them good girls, straight masterpieces #Stylin', while in #Livin' it up in the city #Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent #Gotta kiss myself I'm so pretty#
Reece: #I'm too hot# 
All: #Hot damn#
Reece: #Called a police and a fireman #I'm too hot# 
All: #Hot damn#
Reece: #Make a dragon wanna retire, man #I'm too hot#
All: #Hot damn#
Reece: #Say my name, you know who I am #I'm too hot# 
All: #Hot damn#
Reece: #Am I bad 'bout that money #Break it down#
Blake: #Girls hit your hallelujah#
All: #Whuoo#
Blake: #Girls hit your hallelujah# 
All: #Whuoo#
Blake: #Girls hit your hallelujah#
All: #Whuoo#
Blake: #'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you# 
All: #Whuoo#
Blake: #Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you #Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you#
All: #Saturday night and we in the spot#
Blake: #Don't believe me, just watch #Come on#
All: #Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh #Hah#
Reece: #Don't believe me, just watch, uh#
All: #Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh #Hah#
Blake: #Don't believe me, just watch#
Harvey: #Don't believe me, just watch#
Reece: #Don't believe me, just watch#
Jenny: #Don't believe me, just watch#
All: #Hey, hey, hey, oh#
Danna: #Stop #Wait a minute#
Brad: #Fill my cup put some liquor in it#
Sheryl: #Take a sip, sign a check#
Brad: #Julio, get the stretch#
All: #Ride to Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson, Mississippi #If we show up, we gon' show out #Smoother than a fresh jar o' Skippy #Uh, I'm too hot #Uh, Called a police and a fireman #I'm too hot#
Sheryl: #Make a dragon wanna retire, man #I'm too hot#
All: #Hot damn#
Brad: #Girl, say my name you know who I am #I'm too hot#
Sheryl: #Am I bad 'bout that money #Break it down#
George: #Girls hit your hallelujah #Girls hit your hallelujah #Girls hit your hallelujah #Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you#
All: #Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you#
George: #Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you#
All: #Saturday night and we in the spot #Don't believe me, just watch #Come on#
All: #Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh #Hah! #Don't believe me, just watch #Come on! #Doh #Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh #Hah#
George: #Don't believe me, just watch #Don't believe me, just watch #Don't believe me, just watch #Don't believe me, just watch #Hey, hey, hey, oh! #Before we leave #Let me tell y'all a lil' something #Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up #Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up #Uh #I said Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up #Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up #Come on, dance #Jump on it #If you sexy then flaunt it #If you freaky then own it #Don't brag about it, come show me #Come on, dance #Jump on it #If you sexy then flaunt it #Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot #Don't believe me, just watch come on#
All: #Doh #Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh #Hah! #Don't believe me, just watch, uh! #Doh #Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh #Hah #Don't believe me, just watch #Don't believe me, just watch #Don't believe me, just watch #Hey, hey, hey, oh! #Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you #Up #Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up #Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you #Up #Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up #Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up #Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up #Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up #Uptown funk you up #Woah#
Everyone: (laughs)
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