Across The Border

Oh, there you are Kiddies! I was just updating my SEVERED-FACEBOOK PAGE! You've sent me a few FIEND REQUESTS on here and I AX-CCEPTED hee-hee-hee-hee! Feel free to read my GHOST-POST. It's a STARTLING-STATUS about some criminals trying to cross the HORROR-DER into Mexico, entitled...
A van drove on a desert-road down in southern-New Mexico, one night back in 1969. Two crooks were in the van and as the one drove, Davy Jones And The Monkees sang "Daydream Believer" on the van-radio. "Hey, Earl, you think we're gonna make it across the border?" the crook in the passenger's seat asked the crook driving. "Yeah we will, Jack. That store back in Albuquerque that we robbed never saw our license plate even" Earl replied to him. "Yeah, you're right. No cops will find us from all the way back there" Jack said to Earl. Earl drove to a check point and stopped the van. Jack turned off the radio and he and Earl both looked into the small check point station. There was a Mexican policeman standing within the checkpoint station and he smiled at them. "Good evening, Señor, we're crossing the border into your country!" Earl said to the Mexican policeman. "Señor, may I please see your passports?" the Mexican policeman replied to Earl, asking. "Sorry Pal, we're criminals" Earl said and both he and Jack aimed guns at the Mexican policeman. The Mexican policeman gasped in surprised-horror, and Jack and Earl shot him within his arm, causing him to scream in pain. Earl drove into the barricade-bar of the check point, breaking it, driving off then.
The Mexican policeman gasped and spoke over the radio: "Officer Rodriquez, this is Officer Garcia. Two American crooks shot me in my arm and broke into Mexico. Look out for an orange van heading your way Amigo. Over". A second Mexican policeman sitting in a police car said on his car-radio: "Roger, Officer Garcia. Should I send medical assistance to you Amigo? Over!". "No, Officer Rodriquez, I have a full first aid kit here. Gracias though" Officer Garcia said over the radio. Meanwhile, Earl and Jack rode in their orange van and Jack took a gulp from a bottle of Jim Beam Whiskey then. Earl drove passed Officer Rodriquez, who was parked on the side of the desert road, and Officer Rodriquez followed their orange van, driving fast behind then. Officer Rodriquez drove passed Earl and Jack and stopped his cop car sideways on the road. "OH SHOOT, EARL, A COP!!" Jack shouted to him. "BLASTED MEXICAN COPS, JACK!" Earl shouted back at him. Earl stopped their van and Officer Rodriquez got out of his police car. The moon was orange, full and huge up, in the starry-sky. Officer Rodriquez walked over to the van and saw Earl. "Hola, Señor, I am going to have to arrest you" he said to Earl. Officer Rodriquez suddenly transformed into an orange worm-like monster as the criminals looked in terror. The huge worm-like monster had white teeth and six white fangs, growling deeply at Earl and Jack, glaring at them with its pupil less-eyes of orange-white. The crooks screamed in horror and shot at it with their guns. The worm-like monster was shot in its front and deep-blue slime oozed out of its two wounds, but it kept on growling.
The thing poked its head into the van and attacked Earl, biting his face, as he and Jack screamed in terror. Jack got out of the orange van and his eyes grew wide, as the sounds of eating and growling were heard. Jack ran to the police car, got in it and drove off. The huge worm-like monster pulled its head out of the van, growled deeply and crawled down the road quickly. The dead corpse of Earl sat in the van, now just a skeleton. Jack drove fast and was terrified. The man-sized thing crawled up right behind its cop car in the review-mirror and the crook glanced into it and screamed. The crook swerved off the road and through the Mexican desert. The monster that was Officer Rodriquez growled and roared loudly and lowly. Jack stopped the car and gasped. He looked out the windows and it was dark and quiet, except for the moonlight and police lights flashing on the car. The man-sized orange worm-like monster peered into the passenger's side window, with its pupil less orange-white eyes. Its orange flesh writhed and shook, as Jack screamed and screamed at it. The monster grew larger by its police car and then slid its worm-like body underneath the automobile, wrapping its orange body of jiggling-flesh around the car. The driver's side door flung-open and the American crook jumped out of the vehicle, screaming.
The monster growled and attacked Jack, biting his head as he screamed. Meanwhile, Officer Garcia had his arm wrapped up in bandages where he was shot at and sat down in his chair within the checkpoint station. "Hola, Officer Rodriquez amigo, I have removed the bullets from my arm and have bandaged it all up. Any word on those American crooks Señor? Over!" Officer Garcia's voice spoke over the radio within the cop-car. Outside, sounds of eating and growling were heard, and the monster rose its head up and growled. The huge orange moon was partially-covered by a cloud and the thing transformed back into Officer Rodriquez then. He got into his police car and spoke on the car-radio: "hola, Officer Garcia. That is good amigo. Yes, the American crooks are dead. They're both dead. Over!". Outside, the skeleton of Jack was lying on the ground then.
Hee-Hee, what a FRIGHTENING-FOREIGN-FABLE that was eh, Kiddies? It was so HEART-WORMING aha-ha-ha-ha! AT BEAST Officer Rodriquez had a BITE TO EAT on duty eh? Heh-Heh-Heh.