Gliscor vs Count Dracula

Gliscor vs Count Dracula is an installment of Alanomaly Rap Battles. It features the Fang Scorp Pokémon, Gliscor, and the most famous vampire, Count Dracula.
== Cast ==
* EpicLLOYD as Gliscor
* Nice Peter as Count Dracula
* Zach Sherwin as Narrator 1
* Dan Bull as Narrator 2
* George Watsky as Narrator 3
== Locations ==
* Gliscor: Shabboneau Castle
* Count Dracula: Bran Castle
== Lyrics ==
=== Gliscor : ===
I am hanging upside down, you thought I got it from you?
At least I don’t die at the end of my swoop
I got a tail with enough poison to end a Nosferatu
Gliscor faints out Dracula’s rhymes like it was overdue!
I am a scorpion-bat, I don’t need to bite someone to know that
Unlike this count, My players don’t need any of Bram Stoker’s crap
Here’s another twist, that’ll send everyone into a mania
This count is actually from transsexual transylvania
=== Count Dracula : ===
Bleh! you can’t beat me! I was born in the darkness!
While you evolved with max friendship by a second-tier heartless
You think your giant claws can stop Vlad the Impaler?
How about you pray to Arceus, your apparent Lord and Savior?
Let this sink in like my Fangs, my rhymes will leave you speechless
My Ice-Cold words will leave you hurt like a 4x weakness!
This is my Epistolary, you aren’t needed in Sinnoh!
Dracula will defeat this disgusting, horrible ZERO!
=== Gliscor : ===
I shouldn’t Glion this battle, but me, a Zero?
Dracula couldn’t live to be Mina’s hero!
This is an elite coverup, out of all Dracula’s done
Except for the fact he think’s he’s already won
Ask Van Helsing, I’m so fast he would never catch me!
I’d fly around the world before you could even step to me, see?
I’ll hack you, Night Slash you, and then rest above the earth’s crust
And before they know it, This myth will be turned to dust
=== Count Dracula : ===
Coming from a mon with 354 max HP
You can’t kill me, your attack is far lower than your speed
I am a count! you are a fictional scorpion with wings!
you could at least make a better attempt at rhyming against me
You think you're clever, but in the end anime logic beats you to the core
It doesn’t matter what you say, because all I hear is “Gliscor”