Chef Mario

Chef Mario was a famed Jewish meatball chef who was secretly the leader of a cult that worshipped Nyarlathotep, and sacrificed both children and meatballs to the Crawling Chaos. He was brutally assassinated by Gordon Ramsay in 2723, when the chef dropped a huge meatball on Mario, due to his children sacrifices being raw, unseasoned, bland, and without lamb sauce. 
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