Zero O'Clock

Zero O' Clock is a special episode of Red vs. Blue about the launch of the Xbox 360.
==Synopsis==
To avoid working, Grif attempts to leave with Simmons to see the launch of the Xbox 360, only to be sidetracked by Sarge.
==Transcript==
Fade in to Sarge in front of the Warthog 	Fade in to Sarge in front of the Warthog
Sarge: 	Grif. I need you to wash the Warthog.
Grif: 	Okay, you got it... Hey Simmons? Sarge wants you to wash the Warthog.
Simmons: 	Get out of here Grif I'm busy packing.
Grif: 	Packing? Packing for what? Did you quit the Army? I wanna quit, tell me how! Wait, wai-wait, there's no time, just pack me in your bag.
Simmons: 	What? I'm not quitting. I'm going to the XBox 360 Zero Hour.
Grif: 	XBox 360? Now you've gotta take me, we've been waiting months to get one. Caboose has been camped out over there for like a year.
Cut to Caboose's tent in the middle of the Gulch, with a campfire and everything. He's so cute!	Cut to Caboose's tent in the middle of the Gulch, with a campfire and everything. He's so cute!
Simmons: 	Why is he camped out here, shouldn't he be camped out at some store somewhere?
Grif: 	Uh, yeah he doesn't really understand the concept too well. Seriously, take me to the event, I can fit in your suitcase. I'll hunch up in a ball, like this.
Simmons: 	Get up Grif, they won't let me bring a nailclipperon the plane. There's no way they're gonna let me carry on an armed soldier in full body armor.
Grif: 	Ihi'm begging!
Simmons: 	Awell besides, this is a VIP event. It's only for industry insiders and well connected movers and shakers.
Grif: 	Or, people like you that won a contest on some website.
Simmons: 	U- yeah, them too.
Grif: 	PLEE-HE-HEASE!
Simmons: 	Alright, fine, get in.
Grif: 	YES! You won't regret this.
Sarge: 	Hey Grif! Where are you? I don't hear any polishing. Or buffing. You know I love the sound of buffing. Get buffin'! Simmons, have you seen Grif?
Simmons: 	No Sir, not recently.
Sarge: 	Son of a- he was gonna wash the Warthog before I went on mah trip!
Simmons: 	I don't know what to tell you, Sir.
Suitcase: 	Yes. This is the perfect plan.
Sarge: 	Ah well. Did you finish packin' for me?
Simmons: 	Yup. Got your suitcase right here Sir.
Suitcase: 	D'oh!
Sarge: 	Great. Then I guess I'm all set to attend the annual suitcase demolishing conference.
Suitcase: 	The what? That doesn't even sound real.
Simmons: 	Have fun Sir.
Sarge: 	Where're you going Simmons?
Simmons: 	To an XBox 360 launch party.
Sarge: 	XBox 360? How did I miss versions two through three hundred fifty nine? I need to pay better attention.
Simmons: 	Technology moves pretty fast Sir.
Sarge: 	Come on, Grif- I mean suitcase. Heh heh heh.
==Video==
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