How to rid skibidi toilets of this world

To rid this world of skibidi toilets you must learn about the skibidi toilets themselves.
Skibidi toilets are toilets with singing heads popping out of them. They have a flusher on the top of their toilet that, when pulled up and out kills the toilets. there is another flusher that is unknown if it works.
You, soldier must rid this world of skibidi toilets because they are a threat to the democracy of this world. Your squad leaves at 7:00 am tommorow. 
Good luck,
Captain camerman.
GET UP SOLDIER!
You wake up in a blur of action, camermen scurrying across the room, grabbing helmets, lenses, and paralyzer rifles. you get up and out of your bunk grabbing a paralyzer rifles and hurrying along with your squad. clockmen,speakermen,drillman all in a sprint, hurrying to the exit. Finally you reach the exit. Flushed toilets laying on the floor, You spot headphones laying on the floor next to a dead camerman and put them on, this action was a smart one because a skibidi toilet blasts music, killing most of your fellow squad, luckily some were wearing headphones which saved their lives though with the lowered numbers they run back into the base you, being you shoots your paralyzer rifle at the skibidi toilet which notices you and starts to roll towards you on wheels spouting ''skibidi skibidi skibidi'', for some reason the skibidi toilet stops in its tracks.
DEAD.
The music toilet falls over, dead a spear protruding from its head. Captain camerman, standing there saddened to see so many dead alliance looks over to you and thumbs-ups you before slowly thumbs-downing because of the deceased. ''Well soldier you did your best...'' he remarks. More heavily armed camermen step out to help if any other toilets arrive.
well soldier?
You stand in Captain camerman's office. ''Well soldier?'' he looks at the nervous speakerman ''uhh.. what! I ran because I knew I was gonna die if I didn't!'' the speakerman says ''hmm'' Captain Camerman remarks ''im dissapointed in you James.. you could've helped your fellow Alliance! You could've saved many peoples lives!'' they stand in silence, awaiting their next command.
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