Today Is Your Big Day (Speedy the Porcupine)/Script

Gaia Reform Camp Classroom 1
Eleanor: "As you all know, his adventures have not come without struggles. Situations such as the Incident at the Lost Hex have nearly torn apart his friendship with Tails."
Swift: "This is the best TV show ever!"
Lucy: "This isn't a TV show."
Swift: "It's as good as one."
Ava: "Yeah! We get to learn more about dad!"
Eleanor: "As I was saying..."
Swift: "Go on!"
Ava: "We can't wait for you to continue on with the history of our dad!"
Eleanor: "He has also struggled with situations where he almost straight up died. Examples include the battle at the Space Colony Ark, the rise of Infinite, and so on and so forth."
Swift: "Now this is going bad."
Ava: "If he died, we would've been nonexistent! Also..." *raises hand*
Eleanor: "Yes, Ava?"
Ava: "I know the Space Colony Ark incident was true, but dad said he was just fine during the rise of Infinite. He was just in a torture cell, and he got out of it without a scratch. Is that true?"
Eleanor: "Oh, I'll contact him and know if that's true or false. He never lies. Even then, he WAS defeated, and that meant almost half a year of Eggman ruling our planet. And you know exactly how that went for all of us, right?"
Swift: "A literal war!"
Eleanor: "Swift is correct. We had to lose A LOT-"
Speedy: "A ton!"
Bomber: "A metric ton!"
Eleanor: "A metric ton of our people to hold his robots back."
Bomber: *opens Ivy's head and puts his book on History of Sonic inside* "Now that's a dump, because I studied all of this for enough nights that yeah, I know all of this without having to look at a book."
Ivy: *moving awkwardly* "I'm floating!" *freezes for about a few seconds*
Speedy: "I have to dig her a grave."
Ivy: *is able to move again*
Speedy: "Nevermind."
Ivy: "Um, actually, the enemies included a Team Infinite, a 2nd evil team the Resistance had to fight against. There were also incarnations of Sonic's past enemies that came back too."
Speedy; "How did you know all this stuff?"
Bomber: "I dumped by History of Sonic book inside Ivy."
Speedy: "Oh! Good idea, Bomber!"
Eleanor: *nods in agreement with Ivy* "You're right!"
Ivy: "Of course, Sonic won the battle thanks to defeating Eggman's Death Egg Robot!"
Eleanor: "That's true, but it took us several years to get back to the strength we had before that war. And yet, you thought insulting not just him, but his legacy as well was a good idea? You should be ashamed of yourselves!"
Speedy: "I wonder how Oliver would react with the knowledge Ivy gained."
Eleanor: "Well maybe except you two." *pointing towards Swift and Ava* "Sure, there were other walkers, but they chanted too. You two are the exceptions. Therefore, I can't give the other walkers credit."
Swift: "Phew."
Ava: "Knew that that parade was a disaster anyway."
Someone knocks on the door
Eleanor: "Who is it?" *opens the door*
The manager appears
Eleanor: !!! "Oh sir! What is it that you need?"
Manager Featherfeet: "Cream requested you release Curd from your classroom. A representative of XYZ has offered her daughter to voice act for the animated adaptation discussing events told by the book History of Sonic."
Eleanor: "OK, Sir Featherfeet!"
Curd: "I'm not sure. I want to entertain my friends, but I don't like Boot Camp. What should I do? Escape Boot Camp or deny my mom's offer but leave my friends?"
Bomber: "Yikes! Curd's mind isn't empty like Ivy's, and we can't just insert a book inside her head to know what to say."
Eleanor: "Be quiet, you miserable goose."
Bomber: *zips his mouth*
Speedy: *zips Bomber's mouth open* "Guess who can be used as a bag, Curd!"
Curd: "No thanks."
Eleanor: "That's great! With her new role, she'll redeem herself to the public. That is only if she puts the right amount of passion into it. Right, miss?"
Curd: "Yep! Also, Ivan, I'm counting on you to entertain my fellow classmates. Take over my role during recess please!"
Ivan: "Will do!"
Eleanor: "Now, you may pack your things ang leave in this very moment, but remember, never insult his legacy again."
Speedy: *packs everything Curd owns into her bag*
Ivan: "Uh oh..." *scared* "What do you call a cup that falls off a swing?"
Nobody answers
Speedy: "Nobody answered."
Ivy: "Who is Nobody?"
Speedy: "Nobody is the name of a ghost who only says things when nobody in a room says something. His answers are silent."
Ivy: "Oh!"
Ivan: "A tumbler!"
A few people giggle
Speedy: "Wow! That was funny!"
Ivy: *just laughs*
Ivan: "Hey! I'm doing good!"
Ivy: *talks to Eleanor who was surprised* "What? I thought it was funny!"
Eleanor: "I know, I know."
Swift: "Can you get on with the lesson already?"
Eleanor: *ahem* "As I was saying.."
Cut to the Recording Booth in Studio XYZ
Director: "Now, you'll be presented with a rough draft of the animation once you're done with your vocal range training."
Cream: *enters the room* "If you need my help, just let me know, OK?"
Curd: "OK, Mom!" *acts out the first time Cream speaks* "Sonic! my mom was captured by the evil Dr. Eggman!"
Cream: "Very good!"
Director: "The best first attempt in years, but there's still a long way to go. It's not just about you imitating her voice well, you have to replicate her mannerisms, her way of speaking, and have a convincing performance."
Cream: "Oh! So you want a fully authentic recreation of these events, right?"
Director; "Correct."
Cut to Recess Time
Ivan: "What do you get when you split a banana peel?"
Speedy: "Curd can do better than that. You get a pair of slippers, by the way."
Tiger Kid: *laughing*
Speedy: "Good try, but do better than that."
Ivan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Bomber: "To find a better entertainer."
Moose Kid: "To get the hen!"
Aardvark Kid: "But wouldn't that be a fowl proceeding?"
Everyone laughs
Ivan: "They're not laughing at my jokes, they're making fun of them! Gotta call Curd!" *dials Curd's phone number* "Hey Curd!"
Curd: "What is it Ivan?"
Ivan: "Do I only have to tell jokes to win my audience? I don't want to take away from the point of your entertainment club."
Curd: "You don't have to. What are you good at that will entertain your audience?"
Ivan: "Magic tricks!"
Curd: "Then do what you're good at to get your audience's attention. Slapstick may work too."
Ivan: "I'll do magic tricks. I'm no good at slapstick."
Curd: "Good luck, Ivan!"
Ivan: "Hey guys! See this card?" *shows a red 3 diamond card*
Speedy: "What?"
Ivan: "Now check this out!" *puts the card down only showing its back, then gets both the card he showed and the card below and shows a joker*
Everyone was amazed
Ivan: "Now check this out!" *shows a coin* "It's on my left hand now." *throws the coin on his right hand so quickly nobody notices, then shows his left hand first, then his right hand revealing the coin on it* "Here!"
Everyone cheers
Ivan: "Hooray! I did it!"
The recess end bell rang, and everyone goes back to class
Speedy: "That was so cool Ivan!"
3 Days Later in Normal School..
Curd: "I'm back! That was much easier and quicker than I thought! Wait, where is everybody?"
Ms. Tweeters: "You're released from Boot Camp, and you can go back to Normal School. But if you want, you can stay with your friends in Boot Camp."
Curd: "Oh! OK! But where is it?" *looks at a window* "Wait! It's there!" *slows her descent by using her ears to go to the Boot Camp* "Hey guys! I'm back!"
Ivan: "Curd! You're back!"
Curd: "Yep! I'm back! Want to quit?"
Ivan: "No. I don't want to quit. We can be a team together doing these entertainment stuff!"
Curd: "Amazing! I tell jokes while you do some magic tricks!"
Ivan: "Great idea!"
Curd: "You're promoted to partner by the way."
Ivan: "Thank you Curd!"
Recess Time
Curd: "Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on the shore!"
Ivan: *does more coin and card tricks*
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