Censorship of Regular Show in the UK

Regular Show is a show on Cartoon Network and has lots of adult and teen humour in it. It has lots of cussing such as "crap", "freaking" and "turd". The word "piss" was also formerly used in the US but was re-editied and censored to "tick" from 11 March 2013 in all episodes that used the word. Regular Show also has many other adult jokes. Airings of the show in the UK (along with Africa, the Middle East and some other nations in Europe) change "crap" to "crud", "turd" to "plank", "freaking" to "flipping" and "piss" to other British slang words with the same meaning. 
=== The Pilot ===
US: August 14, 2009
UK: July 4, 2008 
* In the line "If this isn't cleaned up when I get back you're fired!", "fired" was changed to "grounded".
==Season 1 ==
===The Power ===
US: September 7, 2010
UK: March 2, 2011
* Mordecai and Rigby calling each other holes was cut in 2014.
* Rigby's line "Now how in the H are we gonna fix this S?" was changed to "Now how in the H are we gonna fix this hole?" in the US was changed to "Now how in the H are we gonna fix this stuff?" on 11 March 2013.
* The wizard taking a pee in the bush was censored, and the unzipping sounds were muted, the wizard's breathing was changed to be more high pitch and the urinating sounds were muted as well.
* The line "Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize out watches." was cut altogether.
* In the line "But he's gonna be pissed!", "pissed" was changed to "miffed". 
* "You drillbit" was cut in 2014.
* In the line "stupid keyboard crap", "crap" was changed to "crud".
===Just Set Up the Chairs===
US: September 13, 2010
UK: March 2, 2011
* In the first airings of the episode, the title screen wasn't shown, but from October 25, 2011, the title screen started to be shown.
* In the line "Benson's gonna drop his balls when he sees how good we set up these chairs", "balls" was changed to gumballs.
* "We're screwed!" was cut in 2014.
===Caffeinated Concert Tickets===
US: September 20, 2010
UK: March 9, 2011
Because of the amount of edits in this episode, some versions of the episode time through time will be added to the page and the things that were censored and edited out by accident. If something that was censored on the previous version is not included on the next, then that means it is still censored.
Version One (23 March 2011 - 14 June 2011)
* The title card was not included.
* In the line "And ready to rock your 11-15 year old pants off", "pants" was changed to jeans.
* Rigby's line "I can't believe you're going to a Fist Pump concert just for some lady pecks" was cut.
* Mordecai's line "You're lucky I care about lady pecks" was cut. The scene is changed directly from the scene where Rigby is asleep on the ground without any screen change.
* In the line "You morons! Get back here and help me pick up my gumballs!", "morons" was changed to idiots.
* In the line "Aw crap!", "crap" was changed to crud.
* There were no credits at the end.
Version 2 (14 June 2011 - 25 October 2011)
* The title card was included. 
* The episode ended a second later than the last version of the episode did to include the music note at the end.
Version Three (25 October 2011 - 12 November 2012)
* The cast and crew section of the credits was added to this version, though the Cartoon Network logo was left out altogether.
Version Four (12 November 2012 - 6 October 2014)
* Rigby's lady pecks line was added back in. 
* Mordecai's lady pecks line was also unedited slightly, to included the shot of him watching Rigby asleep on the ground for a few seconds then the screen wipes to the next scene.
* The credits were cut back out.
Version Five (6 October 2014 - present)
* The scene of the coffee bean squirting coffee out of his nipples was cut.
===Death Punchies===
US: September 27, 2010
UK: March 23, 2011
* In the line "What about you with your crappy mullet?", "crappy" was changed to cruddy.
* In the line "My pepperonis are roasting down here!", "pepperonis" was changed to chest hairs.
* During the flashback montage, Mordecai kicking Rigby in the crotch was changed to Rigby lying on the couch with his back to the audience from the beginning of the episode.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired after "Free Cake".
===Free Cake===
US: October 4, 2010
UK: March 16, 2011
* In the line "But if you morons are lying to me, you'll be on dish duty for the next month!", the word "morons" was changed to idiots.
* The party scene was slightly cut, with the unzipping sounds being cut and Muscle Man's line "Skips is gonna be so surprised when he comes in and sees us totally naked" was changed to "Skips is gonna be so surprised."
* Mordecai's line "Benson's gonna get pissed" was changed to "Benson's gonna go ballistic".
* Mordecai's line "Dude, I think we just screwed Skips" (as well as Rigby's line "And ourselves") was cut in 2014.
===Meat Your Maker===
US: October 11, 2010
UK: March 30, 2011
* In the line "You pissed me off", "pissed" was changed to ticked.
* Skips crushing a can against his skull was cut in 2014.
* In the line "While you were dead, I found these talking hot dogs", "dead" was changed to unconscious.
===Grilled Cheese Deluxe===
US: October 18, 2010
UK: April 6, 2011
* The ostrich hitting the old man in the crotch was cut, and instead went straight to Rigby laughing after the ostrich swings the bat.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired after "Prank Callers".
===The Unicorns Have Got to Go ===
US: October 30, 2010
UK: March 16, 2011
* The woman flashbacks (everything between "We know all about the ladies" and "Actually, that would be pretty awesome, guys" were cut.
* Skips' line "They peed on my lawn" was cut in 2014 (only for the DVD), and not in the TV airings.
* In the line "You two morons had better get this mess cleaned up or you it was you driving that car", "morons" was changed to idiots.
* This episode was aired earlier than expected, being aired after "Caffeinated Concert Tickets".
===Prank Callers===
US: November 1, 2010
UK: March 30, 2011
* "Crap" was changed to "crud".
* The Master Prank Caller's line "I warned you to leave me alone, now I'm gonna prank you so hard you're both gonna poop a duke" was cut in 2014.
===Don===
US: November 8, 2010
UK: March 23, 2011
* In the line "I don't want your freaking sugar", "freaking" was changed to stupid.
* Commonly, "crap" was changed to "crud".
* This episode was aired earlier than expected, being aired before "Meat Your Maker".
===Rigby's Body===
US: November 15, 2010
UK: March 16, 2011
* "Turds" was changed to "planks".
* "I told him he was full of it" was cut in 2014, though only for the DVD.
* This episode was aired earlier than expected, being aired before "Caffeinated Concert Tickets".
===Mordecai and the Rigbys===
US: November 22, 2010
UK: April 6, 2011
* "Crap" was changed to "crud".
==Season 2==
===Ello Gov'nor===
US: November 29, 2010
UK: April 13, 2011
* During the first airing this episode was zoomed in slightly, though returns to it's normal size with reruns.
* The scene of the dog walker getting eaten by the British taxi was cut in 2014.
* In the line "You're screaming like a friggin' maniac", "friggin'" was changed to "flippin'", as in UK versions. 
* In the line "oh man! it's real!", "holy crap" was changed to "oh man! dude!"
===It's Time===
US: December 9, 2011
UK: April 13, 2011
* The Pyjama Sisters 2 movie trailer was removed.
===Peeps===
US: January 17, 2011
UK: April 20, 2011
* "Crap" was changed to "crud".
===My Mom===
US: January 31, 2011
UK: May 2, 2011
* In the line "I should've known better than to trust you two morons with such a straight forward task", "morons" was changed to idiots.
* In the line "Those guys are turds", "turds" was changed to planks.
* In the line "If you screw up again", "screw" was changed to "mess".
===Party Pete===
US: February 21, 2011
UK: September 7, 2011
* Muscle Man's line "It takes guests, with breasts, and mine don't count" was changed to "It takes guests, with chicks, and my mom doesn't count".
* Party Pete humping with his crotch when he shows up at the door was replaced with him tapping his foot.
===Benson Be Gone===
US: February 28, 2011
UK: September 7, 2011
* This episode wasn't edited, however it was aired after "Party Pete".
===Muscle Woman===
US: April 4, 2011
UK: September 21, 2011
* The scene of Starla trying to kiss Mordecai was cut in 2014.
* The show freezes when Starla's butt is just about to show in 2014.
* The scene of Muscle Man and Starla kissing was shortened in 2014.
=== Temp Check ===
US: April 11, 2011
UK: September 28, 2011
* The scene of the guy playing a harmonica through his bum was replaced with him sticking two kazoos up his nostrils.
===Really Real Wrestling===
US: May 16, 2011
UK: October 12, 2011
* In the line "What, you think I'm a moron?", "moron" was changed to dummy.
=== Over The Top ===
US: May 23, 2011
UK: October 19, 2011
* The first scene of the hospital was cut, making the episode start at the bar.
* The name 'McHooligans' is also censored on the building and the door.
* Because of the above edit, McHooligans from the line "McHooligans round two!" was changed to family restaurant"
* Hi Five Ghost saying shotgun was muted.
* Death spitting into Rigby's mouth was replaced with him pointing a laser at him with his finger.
* The spit going into Rigby's mouth and Rigby waking up was also cut.
===The Night Owl===
US: May 30, 2011
UK: October 19, 2011
* Muscle Man's line "I can't want to shove a key into that" was replaced with "I can't wait to peel donuts into that sweet piece!".
* This episode was aired earlier than expected, being aired before "Over The Top".
=== A Bunch of Baby Ducks ===
US: June 6, 2011
UK: October 25, 2011
* The scene of Rigby smashing the Duck Collector’s head into the steering wheel was changed to him pulling his hair.
=== Go Viral ===
US: July 18, 2011
UK: November 6, 2011
* When Old Man Horseshoes gets struck by lightning, the lightning is toned down.
=== Skunked ===
US: July 25, 2011
UK: November 19, 2011
*When the skunk dies, a snoring sound effect is added on.
==Season 3==
===Stick Hockey===
US: September 19, 2011
UK: July 2, 2012
* This episode wasn't edited, however, in the UK it was originally supposed to air on June 4th but ended up being delayed for July 2nd.
=== Terror Tales of the Park ===
US: October 10, 2011
UK: July 23, 2012 (Creepy Doll/Death Metal Crash Pit) October 31, 2012 (In The House)
* When this episode first aired, it only included "Creepy Doll" and "Death Metal Crash Pit", with "In the House" only being aired on Halloween night in the UK.
==== Death Metal Crash Pit ====
* Any instance of Muscle Man dropping a brick onto the accelerator was removed. 
* Muscle Man's line "You know who else likes to get headbutted in the face?" was changed to "You know who else likes to get roundhouse-kicked in the face?"
==== In The House ====
* The three big gunshots and the fourth one offscreen were cut.
* In order to not show the part where Muscle Man is skinned alive, everything between Benson panicking "What are we gonna do then?" and the close up of the phone ringing was cut.
* The phone spraying Mordecai and Skips with Hi Fives' remains and Benson vomiting out gumballs was cut.
* Mordecai and Skips being covered in the remains and Mordecai being slammed into the bookcase was cut.
* Pops standing on the bed frightened was cut.
* Everything between Rigby asking if anybody's there and Mordecai's line "I won't let anything happen to you" was cut.
===Slam Dunk===
US: October 24, 2011
UK: July 25, 2012
* The Margaret's butt scene was completely reanimated. The UK version was slightly tamed down. It was zoomed out so most of her could be seen, and she turns her head and waves her hand at one point too. But the sky is a sunset light color with makes it slightly obvious this had been censored.
=== Cool Bikes ===
US: November 7, 2011
UK: July 26, 2012
* The Cool Prosecutor threatening to punch Muscle Man was changed to remove his fist.
===House Rules===
US: November 14, 2011
UK: August 2, 2012
* This episode wasn't censored. However, it was aired later than expected, being aired after "Rap It Up".
===Skips vs. Technology===
US: February 6, 2012
UK: July 31, 2012
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired earlier than expected, being aired before "Rap It Up".
===Butt Dial===
US: February 13, 2012
UK: November 12, 2012
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired later than expected, being aired before "Trash Boat".
===Gut Model===
US: March 5, 2012
UK: November 5, 2012
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it originally wasn't included with the title card, but included with it later.
=== Video Game Wizard ===
US: March 26, 2012
UK: July 30, 2012
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired earlier than expected, being aired after "Cool Bikes".
=== Big Winner ===
US: April 2, 2012
UK: February 11, 2013
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired later than expected, being aired after "Trucker Hall of Fame".
=== The Best Burger in the World ===
US: April 9, 2012
UK: November 5, 2012
* Rigby getting an uppercut by his hologram was change to a repeat of him getting punched.
=== Fists of Justice ===
US: April 30, 2012
UK: November 19, 2012
* Archibald falling to the ground was cut.
===Dead at Eight===
US: May 28, 2012
UK: February 4, 2013
* In the line "You get up there and put that kid to bed, or I'll haunt you turds for the rest of your lives", "turds" was changed to planks. It is unknown why kid was edited.
===Access Denied===
US: June 4, 2012
UK: February 19, 2013
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired later than expected, being aired before "Out of Commission".
===Out of Commission===
US: June 25, 2012
UK: February 19, 2013
* The "car sex" scene was cut. In order to make this edit unnoticeable, they slowed down the montage slightly.
* Mordecai sighing and saying "Let's go get it" at the end of the episode was replaced with Benson saying "Mordecai and Rigby, did you get all that?" through the walkie talkie.
===Fancy Restaurant===
US: July 16, 2012
UK: February 25, 2013
* The French restaurant guy lying on the car dead was replaced with him lying on the car.
===Diary===
US: July 23, 2012
UK: February 25, 2013
* Rigby imitating a whiplash sound from the line "You're whipped with a capital wa-pshh" was replaced with wa-hizzit.
* Rigby's line "Yeah your friend without benefits" was changed to "Yeah your friend that'll never be more than a friend". Because of this edit Rigby's mouth movement was also reanimated to fit the sentence.
===The Best VHS in the World===
US: July 30, 2012
UK: April 15, 2013
* Any instances with the threaten, thumb breaking being used was changed to face punching.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired after "Prankless".
===Death Bear===
US: August 13, 2012
UK: April 8, 2013
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired earlier than expected than expected, being aired before "Prankless".
===Fuzzy Dice===
US: August 20, 2012
UK: April 22, 2013
* The following censored scene will be put as a transcript in order to make it easier to understand. any censored lines are in italics:
Benson: The faster we go the chances to throw more balls we get.
Benson: So I want everyone to line up, and when the balls drop---
(Mordecai and Rigby chuckle under their breath)
(Benson sighs and facepalms)
Benson: When the game starts, you throw and get back in line
(Then there's a close up on his face and he says "Now let's, roll")
===Sugar Rush===
US: August 27, 2012
UK: September 9, 2013
* The scene of Mordecai, Rigby, Pops and Skips running in front of the train was cut.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired after "Exit 9B".
==Season 4==
===Exit 9B===
US: October 1, 2012
UK: May 29, 2013
* In the flashback, skinned alive Muscle Man was replaced with Muscle Man running while holding the brick up in the air from Death Metal Crash Pit.
* Muscle Man's line "Looks like my John Hancock's the biggest" was kept in, but the audio starts before the animation for a second and eventually the picture skips to where it's supposed to be at halfway through the line.
=== Starter Pack ===
US: October 8, 2012
UK: September 23, 2013
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired later than expected, being aired after "Bald Spot".
=== Terror Tales of the Park II ===
US: October 15, 2012
UK: October 31, 2013
* This episode aired later than expected, being aired after "Do or Diaper".
==== Payback ====
* Uncle Steve floating above Mordecai was replaced by a shot of him showing up in Pops portrait.
===The Christmas Special===
US: December 3, 2012
UK: December 2, 2013
* The following censored scene will be put as a transcript in order to make it easier to understand. any censored lines are in italics:
Santa grabs the box and the hoverboard and then he jumps off the sleigh and spreads his arms out. Santa turns around to look at the sleigh. Quillgin grabs a gun and then shoots Santa. There is then a close up of Santa's wounds and then his face and then he falls away and Quillgin says "Merry Christmas Santa Claus". Despite the fact that this was cut, the part with the bullet-proof vest and Quillgin saying he shot Santa was kept in. 
* All shots of Santa with gun wounds were reanimated to not include the wounds. However, later in the episode, he still mentions getting shot.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired after "Carter and Briggs".
=== T.G.I. Tuesday ===
US: January 7, 2013
UK: October 7, 2013
* Rigby laughing (aswell as him get punched by Mordecai) was cut.
=== Firework Run ===
US: January 14, 2013
UK: November 4, 2013
* The scene of the guard at Hector's friend's house was cut.
* Hector's gun was changed to a bazooka.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired before "Quips".
=== A Bunch of Full Grown Geese ===
US: March 25, 2013
UK: October 14, 2013
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired earlier than expected, being aired after "The Longest Weekend".
=== Fool me Twice ===
US: April 1, 2013
UK: March 24, 2014
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired later than expected, being aired before "Blind Trust".
=== K.I.L.I.T. Radio ===
US: April 22, 2013
UK: November 25, 2013
* Any scene of Donny G's impelled stomach was changed to him having a record stuck in his stomach.
=== Trailer Trashed ===
US: May 27, 2013
UK: November 16, 2013
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired earlier than expected, being aired after "That's My Television".
=== Family BBQ ===
US: June 17, 2013
UK: March 3, 2014
* Chopper from " You know your father, always thinking with his chopper" was changed to helicopter.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired after "Country Club".
=== The Last Laserdisc Player ===
US: June 24, 2013
UK: February 19, 2014
*When the electrical ray goes into the eyes of SP it's changed to them poofing.
=== Country Club ===
US: July 1, 2013
UK: February 24, 2014
* Barf from "It smells like barf" was changed to armpit.
=== Blind Trust ===
US: July 15, 2013
UK: March 31, 2014
* This episode wasn't edited. However it was aired later than expected, being aired before "Steak Me Amadeus".
=== World's Best Boss ===
US: July 15, 2013
UK: March 10, 2014
*Thomas getting kneed in the chest was changed to him getting punched.
=== Sleep Fighter ===
US: July 29, 2013
UK: April 14, 2014
* The ostrich kicking the man in the crotch was changed to the ostrich flapping its wings.
*The scene of the arrow going into the huggers stomach was changed to the arrow going into it's ring.
=== Party Re-Pete ===
US: August 5, 2014
UK: April 21, 2014
* The shot of Benson crotch-thrusting was frozen. 
=== Steak Me Amadeus ===
US: August 12, 2013
UK: April 7, 2014
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired earlier than expected, being aired before "Sleep Fighter".
== Season 5 ==
=== Silver Dude ===
US: September 2, 2013
UK: September 8, 2014
* God from "The God of Street Performing" was changed to dude.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired "Wall Buddy".
=== A Skips in Time ===
US: September 30, 2013
UK: September 8, 2014
* Walks spitting on the book was cut.
=== Survival Skills ===
US: October 14, 2013
UK: September 29, 2014
* Mordecai's line "Watch out buns, because you're going to get some patties up in you" was changed to "Watch out buns, because some hamburger patties are coming for you".
* Rigby's line "See you on the other side" was changed to "In 50 years, I'm probably gonna die of natural causes".
=== Terror Tales of the Park III ===
US: October 21, 2013
UK: October 29, 2014
* Muscle Man's line "Do you prefer creamy or chunky?" was cut.
* The giant paper bag shivering and leaking peanut butter and jelly was changed to a loop of it shaking and not leaking anything.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired after "Journey to the Bottom of the Crash Pit".
==== Jacked-Up Jack-O-Lantern ====
* The Scarecrow threatening Hi-Five Ghost was cut.
=== Tants ===
US: November 4, 2013
UK: May 3, 2014
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired earlier than expected, being aired after "Laundry Woes".
=== Bank Shot ===
US: November 11, 2013
UK: October 6, 2014
* "Ball bag me" was changed to "Basketball me".
* "The God of Basketball" was changed to "Nice ride, dude".
=== Power Tower ===
US: November 18, 2013
UK: October 6, 2014
* The high-pitched beep was changed to a low-pitched hum.
=== The Thanksgiving Special ===
US: November 25, 2013
UK: November 24, 2014
* The line "Things have certainly been heating up in the kitchen" glitches when it says up.
* Pops getting punched was changed to him getting pushed.
* Ball from "Ball me, James" was changed to football.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired after "Play Date".
=== The Heart of the Stuntman ===
US: December 2, 2013
UK: October 13, 2014
* Rigby pointing to his eye was changed to him lowering his arm.
=== New Year's Kiss ===
US: December 31, 2013
UK: May 28, 2014
* "The balls are dropping on my watch means it's time to count down to the new year" was changed to "My watch is telling me it's time to count down to the new year".
* This episode was aired earlier than expected, being aired before "Wall Buddy".
=== Dodge This ===
US: January 13, 2014
UK: September 15, 2014
* Benson's Ballerz was changed to Benson's Bomberz.
* This episode was aired earlier than expected, being aired after "A Skips in Time".
=== Portable Toilet ===
US: January 27, 2014
UK: October 13, 2014
* "Let's drop a number 2 on this duke bucket" was changed to "Let's liberate some latrines".
=== The Postcard ===
US: February 10, 2014
UK: February 14, 2015
* The butt on the fart weekly magazine cover was changed to a gas mask.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired after "Real Date".
=== Saving Time ===
US: March 10, 2014
UK: November 17, 2014
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired later than expected, being aired after "Video 101".
=== Guitar of Rock ===
US: March 17, 2014
UK: November 3, 2014
* Died from "American icon Bruce Rock has died after tragically falling off a five foot stage" was changed to stopped being alive.
=== Skips' Story ===
US: April 14, 2014
UK: February 19, 2015
* The line "The nail is driven in" was cut.
* "Don't forget she's someone's little girl" was changed to "I can find out where you live".
* Klorgbane repeatedly punching Skips in the face was replaced by a shot of him swinging his arm back.
* The ceiling falling on top of Mona was changed to a shot of her looking away from the ceiling, cutting before it hits her.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired before "Expert or Liar".
=== Return of Mordecai and the Rigbys ===
US: April 21, 2014
UK: November 3, 2014
* Muscle Man's line "If I can't take them off then I can't cool them off, simple science bro" was changed to "You want me to pass out from heat exhaustion, get over it bro".
* Eileen's line "Feel better now?" was changed to her repeating the next line.
* British dirtbags from "We didn't wanna end up as British dirtbags" was changed to 2 losers.
=== I like you Hi ===
US: May 12, 2014
UK: November 29, 2014
* Making out from "Not making out with girls" was changed to hanging out.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired after "The Thanksgiving Special"
=== Play Date ===
US: June 5, 2014
UK: November 17, 2014
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired earlier than expected, being aired after "Saving Time".
=== Expert or Liar ===
US: June 12, 2014
UK: March 2, 2015
* Rigby getting punched by the Expert or Liar team was changed to them pushing him.
* Rigby getting punched by the thug was changed to him getting spun around and thrown away.
=== Catching the Waves ===
US: June 19, 2014
UK: March 23, 2015
* Dead from "Peachy's dead" was changed to gone.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired after "Thomas Fights Back".
=== Gold Watch ===
US: June 26, 2014
UK: March 2, 2015
* Benson getting punched by the sheriff was changed to him getting slapped.
=== Paint Job ===
US: July 3, 2014
UK: March 9, 2015
* When Mordecai is shooting pizza pouches at Rigby, a plate is digitally added into Rigby's hand.
=== Take the Cake ===
US: July 10, 2014
UK: March 9, 2015
* "Line cutters are gonna get cut" was changed to "Line cutters, line cutters!".
=== Skips in the Saddle ===
US: July 17, 2014
UK: November 29, 2014
* Muscle Man's line "You know who else likes to polish people's rocks?" was changed to "You know who else dabbles in petrology?".
* Skips punching the T Shirt Man in the face was changed to him swinging his arm towards him.
=== Thomas Fights Back ===
US: July 24, 2014
UK: March 16, 2015
* Pepperonis from "It wrecks havoc on my pepperonis" was changed to chimichangas.
* "Fire at will" was changed to "Tomato blast them".
=== Bachelor Party! Zingo! ===
US: July 31, 2014
UK: March 23, 2015
* Quips line "Spare my life" was changed to "Not the face".
* Died from "People who died trying the INFERNO CHALLENGE" was changed to stopped living.
=== Tent Trouble ===
US: August 7, 2014
UK: April 20, 2015
* "We are not liable for any injuries or deaths" was changed to "We not liable for any permanent damages".
=== Real Date ===
US: August 14, 2014
UK: February 14, 2015
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired earlier than expected, being aired before "The Postcard".
== Season 6 ==
=== Daddy Issues ===
US: October 23, 2014
UK: May 4, 2015
* The episode originally wasn't included with the title card, but it was later included with it.
* Balls from "What's with the balls? was changed to golf balls.
=== Terror Tales of the Park IV ===
US: October 29, 2014
UK: October 27, 2015
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired after "Married and Broke".
==== The Hole ====
* All instances of "Uranus" was changed to "Dwarf Star".
* Muscle Man swinging his underwear around was changed to him swinging his shirt around.
* Rigby's line "Sucks to be you Pops" was changed to "Tough break Pops".
* High Five Ghost's skeleton popping out of the hole was cut.
* Benson pushing Pops' head into the hole was cut.
==== Unfinished Business ====
* A lot of the creepy faces from Mordecai and Rigby were cut.
* The whole of December was cut.
* Benson running up the endless stairs was cut.
* The scene of Benson lying flat on the floor was cut. However, his ghost can still be seen.
==== Scary Movie Night ====
* This entire story was removed.
=== The End Of Muscle Man ===
US: October 30, 2014
UK: May 18, 2015
* The episode originally wasn't included with the title card, but it was later included with it.
* The scene of the park workers confused was changed to a scene of Muscle Man saying "Wait until they get a load of this surprise".
* When Muscle Man is dead, him laughing quietly was added in to not make children think Muscle Man is dead.
=== Lift With Your Back ===
US: November 6, 2014
UK: May 11, 2015
* The episode originally wasn't included with the title card. but it was later included with it.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired after "Daddy Issues".
=== Eileen Flat Screen ===
US: November 13, 2014
UK: September 14, 2015
* "Whip it out" was cut.
* The scene of the duck chocking on the TV plug was changed the duck trying to eat the TV.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired after "Park Manager's Lunch".
=== The Real Thomas ===
US: November 20, 2014
UK: May 25, 2015
* Due to events happening at the time this is the most censored episode in the series.
* The Russian translation in the special's opening are not present in the UK.
* Any mentions of "Russia" are replaced with the fictional country of "Druznia". Related to this, "Russian" is changed to "Druznic" and all mentions of the "KGB" is changed to "M.O.M."
* "Sweet dreams, Cartwright" was cut.
* A snoring sound effect is added to the unconscious CIA agent and the two agents who get a lamp smashed against their heads.
* Take from "I saw Thomas take some guy out!" was changed to nap.
* The sprinkler head with the Russian warning on it has the Russian writing digitally removed. Although Rigby still acknowledges the writing.
* "Handcuffs? Not sure these are ne-" was changed to "Handcuffs? Why would a school teacher need hand-?".
* Boned from "Oh snap, now we're all boned!" was changed to toast.
* Natalia punching Rigby was changed to her slapping him.
* "I was born on a cold winter's night in Kiev" was shortened to "I was born on a cold winter's night".
* "But I was abandoned as a baby and declared property of the state" was cut.
* All Russian imagery or usage of the "CCCP" is digitally removed or cut out.
* The Russian translation of "Operation Park Lift" is changed to its English counterpart.
* Natalia's gun is digitally removed.
* On Thomas' control pad, CCCP is changed to Druznia's fictional flag and KGB is changed to DSA.
* Natalia crushing Benson's hand is cut.
* "Imperialist dog!" was changed to "Nikolai, you traitor!".
* The President slapping his butt was changed to him pointing at it.
* Do svidanya from "Do svidaniya, Nikolai" was translated into English.
* This episode was aired earlier than expected, being aired after "The End of Muscle Man".
=== The White Elephant Gift Exchange ===
US: December 4, 2014
UK: September 7, 2015
* The scene of the elf jumping onto Muscle Man's stomach was changed to a close-up shot of Muscle Man's face.
* The shot of Muscle Man getting punched by the elf was changed to a shot from a different angle.
=== Merry Christmas Mordecai ===
US: December 4, 2014
UK: December 7, 2015
* Starla's line "How about some of that holiday sugar?" was changed to "You're as sweet as figgy pudding". Although, Muscle Man's line makes it seem like he's answering a question.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired after "Garage Door".
=== Sad Sax ===
US: January 8, 2015
UK: August 8, 2015
* Screwed up from "I screwed up" was changed to messed up.
* This episode was aired earlier than expected, being aired after "The Real Thomas".
=== Park Managers Lunch ===
US: January 15, 2015
UK: September 7, 2015
* Rigby's line line "Gene sucks" was changed to "Gene's lame".
* The finger on Benson's mask was changed to it having 'Shh!' On it.
=== Married And Broke ===
US: January 29, 2015
UK: September 28, 2015
* Vomit from "It makes them want to vomit" was changed to toss it.
=== I See Turtles ===
US: February 5, 2015
UK: November 2, 2015
* Pigs from "Let's see if these pigs can fly l" was changed to cops.
=== Happy Birthday Song Contest ===
US: February 19, 2015
UK: October 27, 2015
* The man punching his computer was changed to him pushing it.
* This episode was aired earlier than expected, being aired after "Terror Tales of the Park IV".
=== Benson's Suit ===
US: February 26, 2015
UK: November 16, 2015
* The guards asking if they have to stay in the building while it blows up was cut.
*Rigby's line "Dig up a rich old uncle" was changed to "Get it from a rich old uncle". Surprisingly though, Benson's line wasn't censored.
*"He killed my father" was cut.
=== Party Horse ===
US: March 19, 2015
UK: November 25, 2015
* Jerk from "Jerk Horse" was changed to dork.
=== Garage Door ===
US: April 2, 2015
UK: November 27, 2015
* When Rigby says "Aw nuts" the scene is frozen.
=== Brilliant Century Duck Crisis Special ===
US: April 9, 2015
UK: April 3, 2016
* Play-Blow was changed to Lame-Bros.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired after "The Dome Experiment".
=== Not Great Double Date ===
US: June 22, 2015
UK: February 13, 2016
* The toilet on the Dump Cam was changed to a dumpster. Although, the scene later on wasn't changed.
=== Death Kwon Do-Livery ===
US: June 23, 2015
UK: February 17, 2016
* Jerry pointing to his stomach (aswell as his line "In here! I am pointing to my stomach) was cut.
=== Dumped At The Altar ===
US: June 25, 2015
UK: December 12, 2015
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired earlier than expected, being aired after "Merry Christmas Mordecai".
== Season 7 ==
=== The Lunch Club ===
US: August 13, 2015
UK: April 25, 2016
* The two times screw-up is said is changed to goof-up.
* Fart from "P.S. Shove it you decrepit old fart" was changed to man.
=== Local News Legends ===
US: August 20, 2016
UK: May 2, 2016
* Steroid use from "Steroid use in that curling tournament" was changed to cut broom handles.
* "Sure that cameraman died" was changed to "Sure that cameraman was lost".
=== The Dome Experiment ===
US: August 27, 2015
US: April 2, 2015
* All the characters weapons were changed to less threatening weapons (expect for Benson's weapon).
* Moredcai's line "A zombie apocalypse, seriously?" was changed to "In space, seriously?". Although Mr. Maellard's line was not censored.
* This episode was aired earlier than expected, being aired after "Death Kwon Do-livery".
=== Cat Videos ===
US: September 10, 2015
UK: May 16, 2016
* Nailed from "Nailed ya!" was changed to caught.
* The scene of human Curmudgeon Cat's body lying on the floor was replaced with the washing line that he fell off.
=== Terror Tales of the Park V ===
US: October 29, 2015
UK: October 31, 2016
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired before "Rigby's Graduation Day Special".
==== Mr. Bossman ====
* The scene of Benson picking up Mr. Bossman and throwing him was cut.
* The scene of Benson cracking Mr. Bossman's head with the door was cut.
* The story ends when Benson runs to the house, removing the scene him slicing Mr. Bossman's head off.
==== Going Up ====
* The elevator repairman grabbing High Five Ghost into the elevator was cut.
==== Chocolatude ====
* "Look that kid looks like a box of fart medicine" was cut.
=== The Return Of Party Horse ===
US: November 9, 2015
UK: May 29, 2016
* Glue from "You're glue!" was changed to toast.
=== Sleep Cycle ===
US: November 10, 2015
UK: May 29, 2016
* Dead from "He's just dead" was changed to gone.
=== Just Friends ===
US: November 11, 2015
UK: June 25, 2016
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired later than expected, being aired after "Win That Prize".
=== Benson's Pig ===
US: November 12, 2015
UK: June 9, 2016
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired later than expected, being aired before "Win That Prize".
=== The Eileen Plan ===
US: November 13, 2015
UK: June 6, 2016
* Stepped on your neck from "My brother stepped on your neck in Gym Class" was changed to pushed you around.
=== Crazy Fake Plan ===
US: December 1, 2015
UK: June 26, 2016
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired later than expected, being aired before "Chili Cook-Off".
=== Win That Prize ===
US: December 2, 2015
UK: June 10, 2016
* "Nice zombie... walk?" was cut.
* Any scene of Scabby Grossman's walk was cut.
* The scene of the paramedic pushing his hands into the prosthetic Pops was cut.
=== Snow Tubing ===
US: December 3, 2015
UK: June 8, 2016
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired earlier than expected, being aired after "Hello China".
=== Cube Bros ===
US: April 16, 2016
UK: October 12, 2016
* The scene of the robot's decapitated head was cut.
=== Rigby Goes To The Prom ===
US: May 6, 2016
UK: October 10, 2016
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired earlier than expected, being aired after "Gary's Synthesizer".
=== Marvolo The Wizard ===
US: May 26, 2016
UK: October 18, 2016
* The man throwing three tomatoes at Muscle Man was reduced to one.
=== Pam I Am ===
US: June 3, 2016
UK: October 24, 2016
* The burping scene was shortened down.
* This episode was aired later than expected, being aired after "Deez Keys".
== Season 8 ==
=== Cool Bro Bots ===
US: September 26, 2016
UK: June 5, 2017
*The Reaper Bot coming up to Eileen with a string was cut due to it implying that Eileen was getting her head chopped off.
=== Welcome To Space ===
US: September 27, 2016
UK: June 5, 2017
*The Dumpster Benson gets thrown into was changed to a cardboard box.
=== The Dream Warrior ===
US: September 30, 2016
UK: June 9, 2017
*Rigby's line "Don't listen to him, Pops! I can take him" was cut (aswell as his chocking noises).
=== The Brain Of Evil ===
US: October 3, 2016
UK: June 6, 2017
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired earlier than expected, being aired after "Space Creds".
=== Fries Night ===
US: October 4, 2016
UK: June 12, 2017
*Butt from "Butt Salt" was changed to space.
=== Spacey McSpaceTree ===
US: October 5, 2016
UK: June 13, 2017
*Again, butt from "Butt Salt" was changed to space.
=== The Space Race ===
US: October 10, 2016
UK: June 16, 2017
*The scene of the racer getting frozen and shattered into pieces was cut.
=== Mordeby And Rigbecai ===
US: October 14, 2016
UK: April 13, 2017
*Freak from "I'm a short tiny freak" was changed to weirdo.
=== Alpha Dome ===
US: October 20, 2016
UK: April 20, 2018
*Die from "I'm ready to die right here with the ship!" was changed to go down.
=== Terror Tales of the Park VI ===
US: October 27, 2016
UK: October 29, 2017
* This episode was aired earlier than expected, being aired after "The Space Race".
* Neil deGrasse Tyson burping was cut.
==== Fear Planet ====
*The scene of Benson trying to fill the gas can without his hands was cut.
*Mordecai trying to get the gas can was cut.
==== King Sized Candy Bars ====
*Muscle Man getting pulled away by the vampire was cut.
*Mordecai and Rigby's deaths were cut.
*Any instances of the vampires getting hit by the arrows were cut.
==== Alien Roommate ====
*Chance falling to the ground was cut.
*Recap Robot's decapitated head was cut.
*Meatball Pops getting stabbed with the fork was cut.
=== The Ice Tape ===
US: November 3, 2016
UK: April 27, 2018
*"Don't let her death be in vain" was cut.
*To die for Pops from "It was totally worth it to die for Pops" was cut.
=== The Key To The Universe ===
US: November 10, 2016
UK: May 4, 2018
*Earl's tattoos were cut.
=== No Train No Gain ===
US: November 17, 2016
UK: May 4, 2018
*Or fart from "They took a break to pee or fart" was cut.
=== Christmas In Space ===
US: December 1, 2016
UK: December 18, 2017
* This episode wasn't edited. However, it was aired earlier than expected< being aired after "Terror Tales of the Park VI".
=== Meet The Seer ===
US: January 14, 2017
UK: May 18, 2018
*The flashback of Pops getting punched in the face was cut.
*Content from "You cash hungry content coffins" was cut.
=== Cheer Up Pops ===
US: January 16, 2017
UK: May 25, 2018
*"Yes they were! They were totally freaking festive!" was cut.
*Benson and Blu-ray flirting was cut.
*Blu-ray straining while producing a Blu-ray player was cut.
=== A Regular Epic Final Battle ===
US: January 16, 2017
UK: December 23, 2018
*The wizard urinating in the bush was cut.
*"You'll kill us both, you fool!" was cut.
*"My God..." was cut.
== Shorts ==
For unknown reasons, only the season 6 shorts aired in the UK. The season 7 and 8 shorts never aired in the UK.
=== USA! USA! ===
US: July 6, 2015
UK: July 6, 2016
*"Australia's founders were doing hard labor" was changed to "Australia you'll need a translator".
=== Fun Run ===
US: September 1, 2015
UK: June 18, 2016
*The shot of Pops' butt was cut.
== Regular Show The Movie ==
US: November 25, 2015
UK: November 28, 2015
*"Go stuff it, Ross!" was changed to "No way, Ross!".
*"Well he died" was changed to "Well he's gone".
*Pepperonis from "Always guard your pepperonis" was changed to chimichangas.
*"Dude, did we just die, dude?" was changed to "Dude, are we alive, dude?".
*"Yeah, dude" was changed to "No, dude".
*The scene of Ross's dead body was cut.
*Ross regenerating and fighting Mordecai and Rigby was cut.
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