Kakalori

Kakalori (カカロリ) was a masked cat and a main character of Michelle and Xiaoyaya. He was known for being the biggest liar in the world. He died in 6 February 2058 for swearing false oaths.
==Background==
At some point, he became a waiter of Humorous Restaurant and opened his restaurant. 
==Personality==
At the beginning of the series, he appears to be a warm-hearted cat, as seen in Part III, after Michelle’s death. At the start of Part IV, he became a "bully", as stated in Part VI & VII.
== Appearance ==
In the reality, he is a grey cat with a bell. He bears stripes, and has a white belly and legs. His ears are pink. In the comics, he has one ear shown, with the other ear blocked by his black hair. He has white eyes and black eyeballs. He never shown his other eye. He has a mask in the comics but he is unmasked in the reality. 
==Abilities==
As a well-qualified ninja, he can use many jutsu. He also can access Sharingan, Mangekyo Sharingan, Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan, Rinnegan and the Rinne-Sharingan. He could also use a cup of Poison water, as his father “gave it to him”. He will use his tail to adjust the temperature based on situations, as he used it to defeat Hi-Five.
==Part I ==
Kakalori made a brief appearance as a waiter in Humorous Restaurant.
==Part II ==
Kakalori sent Ah Loo and Michelle from school to the shop after Ah Loo fainted at the school. After Michelle and Ah Loo departure, the Bastan King attacked him and he was defeated. He was under a genjutsu. Ah Loo returns and cancelled the genjutsu. After they re departure, Bastan King appeared again. This time, Kakalori used Strong Fist and killed the Bastanian. He then oversees the battle between Michelle, Ah Loo and the Fries Warrior (formerly Mermaid). After Michelle was taken hostage by Xiaoyaya, Kakalori arrives and defeated all clones of the reanimation of the Bastan King, and appears to be tired. Afterwards, he said that Xiaoyaya has a shield and Ah Loo’s attacks won’t work. He uses strong fist to break the shield. He then synchronised Ah Loo’s mini-clones’ tickling attacks by using strong fist to kill Xiaoyaya.
==Part III==
He was seen tired, as he just woke up. He then took out a cup of poison water after him and Ah Loo departures and encounters Pain. Afterwards he used the water to defeat the living corpse. He then returned to the shop and see Michelle fighting Super Fat Super Ugly Super Black Goat. He then used Susano’o with Ah Loo. After that he used Kamui Lightning Cutter while Ah Loo used Amaterasu. After their enemy’s defeat he and Ah Loo went to Xiaoyaya’s Empire and saw the Fries Warrior. After he knows that the Fries has arrived, he defeated the fries with Strong Fist. He then defeated Fries Warrior with the poison water and indirectly killed the Bastan King after he fell off the cliff. After White Zetsu killed Michelle, he tried to convince Ah Loo to not cry. Ah Loo asked him if he have any ideas, he was trying to say that there is no way that he can do it without risk but was interrupted after saying NO WAY. After that, he said that this move have a 0.01% chance of failing, but unlike the original, the rate of death using it is 0%. He then used that jutsu to resurrect Michelle. It was briefly shown that Xiaoyaya said: "How dare Kakalori!". Kakalori then went on to explain White Zetsu and Black Zetsu. He, along with Michelle and Ah Loo's help, defeated Banana Fairy (formerly Venom King). 
== Part IV ==
== Part V ==
== Part VI ==
== Part VII ==
== Part XIII ==
=== Pre-Swearing ===
Little Yellow ordered "Help! Pizza (Curry Pizza)" although his pets wanted "Savior Pizza (Cheese Pizza)". Kakalori then delivered the food to Little Yellow. When Little Yellow was trying to give 50 Nana Gold to Kakalori, he stole his 1 Nana Gold in an attempt to get extra money. However, Little Yellow realized his 1 Nana Gold disappeared, and decided to report him. Kakalori said that the disappearance has nothing to do with him, and the former realized that the latter deposited the stolen money to his personal bank account. As Little Yellow reports this to the Boss, the latter said that Kakalori was fired a week ago, and promises to ask him about it. Kakalori was then questioned if he stole money. 
=== First Swear and Death ===
==== Thunderbolt ====
Kakalori firstly swore that if he stole money and is not innocent (and is guilty), he will be struck by lightning. Zeus, outraged when he was used as a scapegoat, summoned a thunderbolt, though he made it miss on purpose. 
==== Stormy Rain ====
Kakalori, shocked, swore once again, that if the same condition meets, there will be heavy rain. Zeus summoned the weather and Poseidon sent stormy rain forth. 
==== Weather Not Stopping ====
Kakalori then swore if the same condition didn't meet, all of the previous weather he swore will stop. But, the thunderbolts and stormy rain did not stop, and in fact got heavier. 
==== Landslide ====
He then swore if the same condition meets, there will be landslide. The Ourea got outraged by the fact that Kakalori challenges them, and caused a heavy landslide. 
==== Earthquake ====
He then swore if the same condition meets, there will be earthquake. Gaia and Bobo Baby then step ferociously to the ground, and with Poseidon's help, a massive earthquake with a Magnitude 10 occurs. 
==== Out of Luck and Death ====
He then swore if the same condition meets, he will be out of luck and die three days later. The Sisters of Fate, namely Lahkesis, who plans his fate before death, Atropos, who plans his death and Clotho, who plans to resurrect him, promises to grant his wish for challenging fate. Thanatos then confirms Kakalori's scheduled death date. Kakalori then fell into a hole, and got pursued by Raptor Gang, including the raptor that attacked Little Micro. Kakalori then got ran over by a car after exiting the hole. Kakalori then flew to outer space, fell down as a result of a crash from a rocket, became a "meteor", but nevertheless still survives the fall. Kakalori then got dragged to death by an aeroplane. 
=== Second Swear and Death ===
This is by far the most intense swear Kakalori has made. He swore if the same condition meets: 
* The skies (Zeus) will rain (Poseidon) with thunderstorms (Zeus),
* The earth (Gaia) will shake (Poseidon), 
* The heavens (Ouranos) will be attacked by demons (Demonomachy III), 
* The Underworld (Hades and Tartarus) will be attacked by gods, 
* The mountains (Ourea) will cause landslide, 
* The seas (Poseidon, Oceanus, Pontus, Thalassa and Ceto) will be haunted by a killer shark (Acheilus), 
* The rivers (Achelous, Tethys and Hydros) will be haunted by the Crocodile Gang (Led by Poseidon-Suchus), 
* The lakes (Achelous, Tethys and Hydros) will be haunted by the Crocodile Gang by 1000 times (Led by Poseidon-Suchus),
* The fates (Lahkesis, Atropos and Clotho) will grant Kakalori with bad luck for 4 days and death (Thanatos, Hades, Iapetus, Chronos and Cronos) on the last day, while getting resurrected (Clotho, Asclepius, Apollo, Chaos, Yellow Oil Cat, Jean Perry, Justine (Big) and Cattermelon Angel) the next day.
Every wish Kakalori made was granted, and ensuing chaos happened throughout Nana Country. Meanwhile, on the first day Kakalori fell into a hole, got chased by Raptor Gang, got ran over by the same car and was hospitalized. On the second day, his leg was tortured by a kid, and until evening the kid left, leaving Kakalori with a sigh of relief. At night, members of the Crocodile Gang bit his leg, severely injuring his injured leg. Meanwhile, it actually woke Kratos who was injured in a bout against Bobo Baby, which they've been doing since the Bobo Baby Challenge. On the third day, an outraged Kratos took out a 5-ton hammer and a screwdriver, hit Kakalori's right leg with the hammer, and stabbed the left leg with the screwdriver. On the fourth and last day, Kakalori was released from the hospital on a wheelchair, and fell into the hole again. This time he was pursued by Raptor Gang, Crocodile Gang and Nana, and Kakalori could run again probably because of adrenaline. After escaping he was ran over by the same car again. Kakalori then flew to outer space, fell down as a result of a crash from a rocket, became a "meteor", but nevertheless still survives the fall. Kakalori then got dragged to death by an aeroplane, while Thanatos was seen grinning before removing his soul. He was resurrected afterwards since Clotho told Atropos to give him another chance. 
=== Third and Final Swear and Death ===
The final swear made, he swore if the same condition meets he will be murdered by a Nana. Later that day he accidentally kissed Ah Loo as they bumped into each other. The Nana then proceeds to execute Kakalori and Ah Loo. 
== Legacy ==
After Kakalori's death, Little Yellow regained his lost money, and no one mourned over his death. The same day after Kakalori died, the gods celebrated with Dionysus as the host of this festive. In the Underworld, both Aeacus of Aegina and Rhadamanthus of Crete found him guilty, and Minos I of Crete without doubt made Kakalori to spend his afterlife in the torturous Pits of Tartarus, to be punished by Tartarus and Hades for eternity. 
== Power Levels ==
* Academy: 55 (Nobody)
* Sharingan: 105 (Street)
* Genin: 255 (Street)
* Mangekyō Sharingan: 355 (Street)
* Chūnin: 765 (Street)
* Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan: 915 (Street)
* Jōnin: 10915 (Legend)
* Rinnegan: 11115 (Legend)
* Rinne-Sharingan: 11615 (Legend)
*Mastery of Dōjutsu: 31615 (Legend)
* Magic: 41615 (Legend)
* Spell: 51615 (Legend)
*Part XIII (Killed): 0 (Nobody)
== See Also ==
* Kakalori/Kingdom of Duckboom
== Trivia ==
* His name was originally Kakashi Hatake's.
* Originally, he has a female counterpart named Mu-Mao, but was replaced. 
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