Deckard Cain and Corneria City

Hello there! Stay awhile and listen, for I am Deckard Cain, and this soup is delicious!
Have you ever visited The Soup Forge in Corneria City's undercity? I don't know about you, but the gigantic shark guy who runs the place knows his soup. I hadn't known about this place until just now, and I regret not knowing sooner! If only time machines were a thing, I could go back and enjoy this tremendous flavor earlier! But alas, we can't have every nice thing.
And speaking of nice things, it seems that the rebuild of Corneria City has been a great success! There are shops! Restaurants, and by extension, Ribi's Diner! A fountain! Mechs stomping around! It's certainly a bustling hub of commerce and social hoopla! The birds are singing! Isn't it beautiful?
What isn't beautiful are all the faces of evil... the ones running the pirate activity within and around the system. Since the UPA decided it wasn't financially motivated enough to keep existing, the system and its trade channels were designated as an open buffet by the local ne'er-do-wells and rapscallions. Perhaps it was a bad idea to rely on a single, underfunded organization to protect the galaxy? What a pickle it has become, and it is entirely too sour and salty! Diablo would love it! And yet, good flavor has been reintroduced by defense groups such as the Cornerian Police, Star Fox, and the Star Wolfs... Star Wolves? I don't know how to say it, and frankly it adds more confusion to an already confusing situation.
Ah yes, the two-for-one deal of Star Wolf. Why are there are two Star Wolf groups vying for control? One is run by Falcris O'Noodle and the other is run by Different Eggwisk. I think those are the names. Yeah. Anyway, Falcon Odondal isn't like that Wolf guy from centuries past. He wants to be friends with Star Fox! Who'd've thought? Fox and Wolf joining forces to beat the baddies! As for Fretful Gregtest, her Star Wolf is more traditionally bombastically melodramatically evil, like Team Rocket. Or maybe not evil, but something between evil and good. Neutral might be the word I'm looking for! She and her merry bunch of merry men claim Lylat as their own merry property and protect it from good and bad alike. Merrily! Also, my sources are telling me it's actually Valcrist O'Donnell and Difret Degwesk. But enough about that.
The Horadrim Scrolls tell me that a great evil is afoot in the Lylat system! Now that Andross has been sent to the Holding Pen of Pain just like Diablo himself, another has begun to fill the power vacuum. I believe he calls himself Rexxar... Revolution? Revolux? I think that's the one. He is "one bad dude" as the youngsters like to say, and I say he needs to be stopped! He's also very mysterious, and I feel that this adds to the necessity of destroying him... somehow. What secrets shall we uncover?
Now if you'll excuse me, my soup is getting cold.
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