Map

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== Starting Room ==
In the starting room you will find yourself with 100 HP, a knife and a Mountain Dew Ghetto Blasta (Starting Gun/M1911), going down stairs you will find some doritos and mountain dew boxes, but also three enemies. There will be also a table which contains
* Doritos
* Weed M4A1
* Mountain Dew
Then you find a door which leads you to the:
== First Hallway ==
In the first hallway you will find two enemies, then you will find a door which leads to the:
== First MLG Room ==
The first MLG/Big room will have bunch of enemies, more doritos, more mountain dew and a easter egg. For the speedrunner way you can simply holster weapon/knife to the exit (Yes, there is a way to holster weapons, with the H button). There will be also a new object: Explosive Mountain Dew.
But for the small fucking scrub that wants to know the easter egg. You can find it at the left of the start of the room. Push a box (Try to not make it vertical) to the Mountain Dew boxes at the left. Then jump over the boxes and then get the following items:
* Mountain Dew
* Doritos (If some bags fly over the area)
* Katana (One-hit kill melee, except for shrek)
* Boxes 
== Second Hallway ==
The player can decide where to go first.
* Shrek Swamp (2scary4me) Go left 
* Accounting (ded end go first here) Go right
There will be also some vending machines. And new guns.
* AK-47 (Golden-Assault Rifle)
* AK-Scoped (Golden, one hit kill Sniper Rifle)
== Accounting ==
A medium office, with Dew & Doritos. Explosive Mountain Dew Barrels and a new gun, the:
* MP5 (SubMachine Gun)
== Third Hallway ==
The third hallway will have four enemies. And two small rooms.
== Weed Room ==
The weed room will be a small room, giving you the Weed effect. This will make you:
* Make everything moving.
* Make everything 10% green
* Make you see a image that says: Keep calm and smoke weed everyday for some 2 seconds.
* Make you stronger.
* Make you smoke a cigarrete with your... third hand? And then drop it, making you throw some smoke.
This will also have some Doritos and Mountain Dew. Some Mountain Dew boxes, and a vending machine.
== First Small Room ==
The small room will have five enemies and a Explosive Mountain Dew.
== Second Small Room ==
The second one will have 5 more enemies and goldstacks.
== Fourth Hallway ==
The fourth hallway will have:
* Shotguns (12 Gauge, multiple shot shotgun)
And also a door. The door will not say Press "F" to Open, it will say Press "F" to Jason.
== Last MLG Room ==
The last MLG room will have more enemies, more doritos, more mountain dew, more nostalgic memes and more explosive mountain dews. After completing this area you will head until the next and final area:
== Shrek Swamp ==
Shrek Swamp will be the final area of the game, making you fight with Shrek and Lizard soldiers. After defeating Shrek, it will reveal that he was Spoderman. Telling that the Illuminati put him to a Robot Mecha shrek. And that Swagnemite was a member of the Illuminati. Then at the end of Spoderman talking, Swagnemite with a Illuminati at his face and earrape, after this the game will close and then it will end.
== Small Tip ==
Going prone, no one can hit you. So make this an advantage when you are very hurt. And kill everyone who was going to rekt you.