Ultimate Entertainment Guide

Ultimate Entertainment Guide is a "book" written by Emily Diekmeyer, the daughter of That Vegan Teacher and one of Jane Barron's best friends.
== Credits ==
It was made by Jane Barron's group of friends, most notably Emily Diekmeyer. Tash Peterson has grabbed the wood, Karen Brown Smith cut and assembled it, Charli d'Amelio grabbed the paper and glued them, and Emily Diekmeyer has written the summaries. The reason why they used wood is to make the book feel heavier.
== Appearance ==
It appears to be a large, wooden-covered door-shaped item which only has 2 papers glued on the interior side of the covers. It is very heavy.
== Use ==
The book itself has practically no use. It briefly summarizes what is TikTok and what is Voodoo in five-word sentences, even shorter than six-word flash fiction stories. The two sentences written in the book are easily found on the internet for free, making the book useless.
== Text ==
The book is of extremely short length, and it can be considered as short as a sentence of above-average length. It is even shorter than some flash fiction, which means it is a fictional work of extreme brevity that still offers character and plot development. This is the entire text of the book:
Page 1: TIKTOK
Short-form video sharing application.
Page 2: VOODOO
Short-form mobile game company.
== History ==
The purpose of this book is to scam others and to "compete" with Carl Barron's library just so they can get enough money to buy a time machine to save Jane Barron from being stuck in the 80s timeline. The book is priced at $5,000 (compared to Carl's billion dollar library) and falsely advertises itself as the ultimate repository of games, movies, TV shows, etc. from the most popular to even the most obscure of obscure. There have been several cases of people being scammed from this book. All of them have left 1 star reviews and demanded a refund, but to no avail, they were never refunded. However, Carl was aware of the situation and decided to give each buyer $6,000 (an additional $1,000 so that they can subscribe to CUSS). Even though Carl had no responsibility in this, he just knows that Jane Barron's friends were scamming people to desperately try to get Jane back, so he was angry that this was happening.
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