The Chronicles of SpongeCleaner

THIS is what started all of this. All of this chronicles thing, but it's kinda boring, isn't it? Isn't it boring to be a cleaner IN A SCHOOL... when you are still a student and others have reason to make fun of you? I would make too...
== The Chronicles ==
Day 1
Random Student: [Throws trash on a floor] Cleaner, you have work.
SpongeWriter: I'll show you the work! [Goes at Random Student]
Random Student: Uh. So, you're the new cleaner, SpongeWriter, huh? hehe. AND what happened to previous one?
SpongeWriter: I beat the heck out of him, and I'm going to do same with you. Now, FIGHT!
Random Student: But he was karate-master...
SpongeWriter: No. Fortunately, you are un-karate-master, so I'm better than you... SO, are you going to fight or what?
Random Student: [Walks away] No, I'm not. Fighting with a cleaner is so un-cool. Oh, and don't forget that you have work...
Day 2
SpongeWriter: Oh, I'm tired of this stupid work! Hmm... Maybe, I'll try to lure away from it?
Spongewriter: [Leaves his mop, and walks away. Suddenly, alarm goes on] What the-?
Pricipal: Cleaner isn't trying to lure away from his work, is he?!
SpongeWriter: [Runs back to his place, and takes the mop] [To everybody] Guys, would you be so kind and say that I didn't lure away from my work?
Guys: Sure.
Principal: So, did he?
Somebody: Yes, he did.
SpongeWriter: WHAT? But you said you would say that I didn't!
Somebody: I'm not a guy. I'm girl. And you said 'guys'!
Day 3: THE END!!
Principal: I'm firing you!
SpongeWriter: YAY! [Happy dances]
Principal: Hmmm..NOPE, you still are working.
SpongeWriter: YOU'RE SO CRUEL! NOOOOOOOOOOO [Scream fades away]
Principal: 'Cruel'? I was trying to be MORE bad than THAT!!
SpongeWriter: Okay.........I HATE YOU!!
Principal: [Happy dances]
SpongeWriter: [Knocks the principal out and runs away] YAY I GOT HIS WALLET!
Teacher: [Was walking by] What?
SpongeWriter: Umm...Nothing?
Teacher: OH GOD SPONGEWRITER, DID YOU KNOCK THE PRINCIPAL OUT AND STOLE HIS WALLET AGAIN!!!!?
SpongeWriter: [Gives 20 bucks to the teacher] You didn't hear/see anything. GOT IT?
Teacher: [Takes the 20 bucks] Nope.
SpongeWriter: Darn it.
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