Susan's Mom's Rival (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Sophie: "Acorn Army, it is I, Princess Sophie Acorn here. I gathered you all here because of these threats to our plan to save the world from the Eggman Empire. The leader of them all is a 13 year old fox girl named Jenny the Fox, nicknamed "Skyler the Fox". Her co-leaders include her crush and son of Tails, Skye "Heads" Prower, his friend Bomber the Duck-Woodpecker hybrid, Hazel the Bee, daughter of Charmy, and Nails the Bat, daughter of Rouge. They have an unstoppable team of kids to help them, but the most dangerous one of them all is that Sasha the Porcupine. Who wants to volunteer in stopping them from keeping the Eggman Empire intact?"
Acorn Army: "We all do!"
Sophie: "Acorn Army, get that pink porcupine and her friends!"
Sally: "No, that's the second part of the plan. You're not listening, Sophie."
Sophie: "Then what IS the plan, Mom?"
Samantha: "OK, what's new?"
Tails: "We meet again, Samantha!"
Samantha: "Long time rivals, eh, Tails?"
Sally: "We'll get them to team up to defeat Sasha."
Tails: "Oh, this is going to be great."
Samantha: "Let's have a fun rivalry!"
Tails: "Your playful personality is still there, eh, Samantha?"
Samantha: "It sure is. I mean it's not like Sasha is evil. I only get serious when I'm fighting someone actually evil."
Tails: "Yeah, I understand. She, along with the kids she's working with, is a good kid that doesn't know the things can go wrong with what she's doing or when that goal is achieved."
Samantha: "What is the possibility of her winning? If she does win, what's the possibility of something bad happening?"
Tails: "It'll just be minor, because Sasha does want to help people."
Sally: "But if Sasha is not defeated, the Eggman Empire will stay intact! We don't want that to happen!"
Tails: "But I've been warming up to her a little more. She's a great nemesis, and any time I fail against her is a chance to learn from my mistakes in battling her, which can also remind me that even though I am the greatest general of an army, I still need to learn from more of my mistakes. That's why I have Cream be my assistant. She can point out my mistakes so that I don't make them when fighting villains again. Every loss against Sasha, I discover one more weakness to eliminate. Every time I win against her, I feel most of my weaknesses have been eliminated."
Sally: "Oh. That's a good point!"
Samantha: "I don't feel the same way about Sasha, because she is inferior to me in terms of using Wisps, but one thing's for sure, at least she is an athlete. I'm not."
Tails: "She's agile, but she's not strong and not as agile as her sidekick and boyfriend Speedy."
Curd: "That was sweet, Tails! As sweet as a ripe Sweet Elena mango!"
Tails: "Thanks, Curd."
Cream: "Please don't fight, Tails!"
Samantha: "We don't take these punches seriously."
Tails: "We are more like friendly rivals. We can compete in getting rid of Sasha."
Samantha: "Let's do this!"
Sasha: "Oh, hello there!"
Sophie: "Whoever brings Sasha to one of the cells is the winner! And by the way, she will only be there for 15 minutes, because even though she's a threat, she's a kid! Three, two, one, go!"
Sasha: she Cyan Lasers Samantha
Samantha: she Double Cyan Lasers Sasha
Sasha: she gets knocked back
Prower Bots get Sasha
Sasha: she kicks the Prower Bots and uses Red Burst to create a large fiery explosion to destroy them
Tails: "Uh oh, not the paralysis! I've gotta go!" he runs away from the Prower Bots
Sasha: she runs away
Tails: he flies in front of Sasha
Sasha: "Whoa!" she was caught off guard
Tails: "Not today, Sasha!" he tail swipes Sasha
Sasha: she was knocked down to the ground
Tails: he uses his tails to create strong enough wind to blow Sasha away
Sasha: she was blown to Sally
Sally: "Well, Sophie, what should we do to-"
Sasha: she uses Ivory Lightning and boosts through the army members and the Prower Bots, even absorbing their electricity and dashes at Samantha
Samantha: "Oh, you're clever!"
Sasha: she released lots of lightning bolts that bounce around and disable a lot of electric supplies Acorn Palace had
Tails: he spindashed away from the lightning bolts and flew back to the palace
Sally: she was paralyzed
Samantha: she absorbed Sasha's Lightning bolts and used it to dash through her multiple times "She gotcha, Tails! I'm winning this time!"
The Acorn Army confiscates Sasha's Super Wispon and puts her in a cell
Sally: "You... need... to... make... a... cure... for... paralysis..."
Samantha: "First to make a cure for paralysis?"
Tails: "Let's compete to see who will win that challenge."
Who Is Smarter? Plays
Heads and Susan: "Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a rap battle!"
The Acorn Army cheered for Tails and Samantha
Tails: he gets his army to help find a cure for paralysis "I have a lot of people to help me find a cure!
But to win this challenge, I brought my builder bots to make the cure exist!"
Samantha: she was using a computer to research for a cure "But it's scientifically proven that women are better multitaskers, for sure!
So I am better, cause unlike you, I don't need anything to assist!"
Tails: "Oh, yes, you do! You always need technology!"
Samantha: "But you need others to complete the cure, so you being smarter is mythology!"
The two make a medicine pill, with Samantha being done in an hour and Tails being done in an hour and 5 minutes
The Acorn Army was sleeping
Tails: "Well I finished in an hour and 5 minutes, try beating that."
Samantha: "But I am already going to Sally, because I finished in just an hour!"
Tails: "I'm getting the welcome mat, since I'm faster, and speed is what you're bad at!"
Samantha: "But I have White Boost, so who cares? If I speed up, this won't get any more sour." she boosts towards Sally with the medicine pill
Heads and Susan: "Stop! Everyone slept! The rap battle is over!"
The Song Ends
Tails: he spindashes and tail whips Samantha
Samantha: she drops the cure
Sally: she opens her mouth and gets the medicine pill
Tails: he makes Sally drink a glass of water
Sally: "You didn't need to force feed! And you didn't need to compete! I told you! But in case you're wondering, you both win. Tails for helping me digest that, and Samantha for making the medicine pill. Thanks so much."
Tails: "That was a great rivalry, eh, Samantha?"
Samantha: "It sure was!"
Sasha: "I think we can agree they had a lot of fun."
Susan: "Wait, but if we don't stop Tails and Samantha, the Eggman Empire will be destroyed!"
Sasha: "I only went there to satisfy their rivalry. Besides, the only thing they're planning today is destroying a shrine in the Eggman Empire. Even I think worshipping Eggman is creepy."
Susan: "Oh wait. Right."
Sasha: "I'll be doing my time in this cell."
Susan: "OK!"
Sally: "Good job! We got Sasha! Maybe she needs to be in a military school."
Sasha: "Military school?"
Sally: "We need to get the rest in a military school too."
Susan: "Yikes! No!" she uses her Lightning Wispon and tries whipping Sally
Sally: she dodges the whip attacks
Susan: "If we don't stop this, Sasha might be in military school for 10 years! We need to stop this! Where's Swift and Ava?"
Curd: she calls Swift and Ava
Heads: he gets the scraps from the Prower Bots that exploded and gets his toolbox and creates a lot of turrets
The Acorn Army kept calling the military school people, only to be interrupted by the ice, poison, and bomb turrets
Tails: "As much as I hate to say this, she deserves it."
Curd: she snatches the Super Wispon and makes it go through Sasha's cell
Sasha: she gets the Super Wispon and uses Cyan Laser to bust out of it and defeats the rest of the Acorn Army
Sally: "Darn it. She's fairly easy without her friends, but since she does have friends to help her-"
Sasha: she punches Sally and kicks Sophie
Tails and Samantha: "Oh no! We've gotta call fast!"
Heads and Susan; "Not so fast, our respective parents!"
Tails and Samantha: "You knew we aren't going to fall for your fun time tricks."
Samantha: "But I won't get in the way of Tails' daily fighting with Sasha, because he needs to learn from his mistakes by himself so that he can become better. After all, adults still need to learn."
Sasha: she uses Jade Ghost and deactivates it to appear behind Tails and Samantha, then uses Black Bomb to cause an explosion that sends them to the ceiling
Curd: she grabs Tails and Samantha
Cream: "STOP, SASHA!"
Heads: he attaches a jetpack to the ceiling by flying and grabs Cream's ears and ties them around it
Cream: "Oh, this isn't going to end well."
Sasha: she uses Orange Rocket to pin Tails and Samantha to the ceiling
Susan: she snatches the Super Wispon from Samantha using her Lightning Wispon "Sorry, Mom, but it's over now! For today."
Heads: he activates the jetpack flight option
The jetpack is so fast, it makes Cream, Tails, Samantha, and Sasha go through the wall of Acorn Palace, exit said place, and make an orange explosion that creates fireworks, sending them to the sky
Tails: "The fox, hedgehog, and rabbit are blasting off again!"
Samantha: "Good wordplay, though."
Sasha: she gets sent to Prower Towers' flagpole and spins around it to land on the roof of said place safely
Heads, Susan, and Curd arrived on the roof with the Hurricane
Sasha: "That was fun!"
Heads: "It sure was! Good job, Sasha!"
Sasha: "I wish something like this could be done again!"
Curd: "Me too."
Susan: "Me three! That was THE best moment of my life so far."
The End!
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