Security Puppet

Secticus Marionne, often known as Security Puppet by most people, is Nightmarionne's younger... cousin? Brother? We don't actually know how they're related, besides the fact they're very close. One theory even states he's his nephew, which doesn't even make sense. Noir is an only child, stupid. Actually, I'm not even sure we can call somebody stupid on this article, as Secticus is very concerned with manners and being respectful. We love him for it, but this makes writing his page sort of hard...
He was first introduced to the other Goths when "Hip Choice" asked Noir if he had any other family members. Turns out he did. Immediately, Camera-San tried to take off his "mask" and see if he was actually a human in a weird costume. They then immediately got beat within an inch of their life, because nobody lays a finger on that precious creature. He's up there with Lip and Hana Kyuo when it comes to being cute, despite the fact he's a weird puppet man.
He's very kind, but not to the extent where he can manipulate people into worshipping him like a god because of it. He often checks in on the others via text messages, but it takes a while. Why? Because he uses a Indestructible Nokia 3310. Where did he get it? Wal-Mart. Why was he at Wal-Mart? I don't know, maybe because Wadd doesn't have one (yet).
== Trivia ==
* He is best friends with Goku-Sotsu-Kun, despite the fact he's basically a weird, misanthropic alien Nazi
* He once said "syphilis" instead of Sisyphus and didn't get why everyone started cracking up.
* On the topic of that, Security Puppet has trouble getting da hint in general.
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