Mario.EXE

Mario.EXE is an alternate version of Mario from the alternate universe of UnFell. A world created by the AU Machine where Mario became an evil serial killer and wherein his brother Beta Luigi became depressed.
== History ==
Mario.EXE used to look identical to normal Mario. However, Mario.EXE eventually got tired of saving Princess Peach and her Mushroom Kingdom for 30 years straight. Mario.EXE got tired of Bowser's shit, and he became more and more angry. Mario.EXE finally snapped, and he kidnapped Bowser Jr., waiting for Bowser to find him. When Bowser arrived, Mario.EXE killed Bowser Jr. in front of him. Bowser became so angry that he transformed into Super Eviler Bowser. However, Mario.EXE became EVILER than Super Eviler Bowser!
Mario.EXE then became so evil that Bob Saget himself arrived to power him up, turning Mario.EXE into a motherfucking demon from the planet Jupiter. Mario.EXE killed Super Eviler Bowser with ease, and then he committed genocide on not only the rest of his army, but the Mushroom Kingdom as well, but then the REAL Super Eviler Bowser arrived (the other one was just a GoAnimate Bro in a Bowser suit). Beta Luigi escaped while Super Eviler Bowser distracted Mario.EXE, but Peach got killed by Mario.EXE, who was angry that she never defended herself from Bowser. After escaping the wrath of Super Eviler Bowser in events that closely parallel the story of Super Eviler Bowser's Shame, Mario.EXE then used his evilerestious powers to bring Peach back to life as Peach.EXE.
Mario.EXE and Peach.EXE then traveled from their ununiverse, to our ununiverse, in order to find (and kill) Beta Luigi, the real Mario, and the real Peach. However, Chuck Norris saved them by killing Mario.EXE and Peach.EXE by shooting DIE from his eyes, saving the day yet again without even having to draw his foot once.
== Alternate Versions of Mario.EXE ==
* MX, who is a less bloody but scarier version of Mario.EXE who is fuckin' 12 feet tall.
* Mr. Virtual, who is a Virtual Boy version of Mario.EXE. He tortures people by forcing them to play the Virtual Boy, or else he kills them with Virtual Boy-induced seizures.
== Stand ==
== Trivia ==
* Mario.EXE, in an interesting inversion, is younger than Sonic.EXE.
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