Transcripts 2003-07

Transcripts from July 2003 strips.
==July 4==
Panel 1Tessa glares behind her as a looming silhouetted figure takes a pouncing stance behind her. The figure has angry glowing red eyes and bared fangs.Panel 2Close-up of Tessa as she grits her teeth and narrows her eyes, drawing a serrated knife.Panel 3Silhouettes of Tessa being jumped by the other figure.Panel 4Tessa is pinned to the floor by her neck by Sticks, who "Grrr"s at her as he grabs her wrist to keep the serrated knife away from his own neck.Tessa: Oh I see! You're in one of "those" moods!
==July 7==
Single PanelAdams ("Smithy") looks at Tin-Head, both ignoring Michael standing behind Tin-Head and looking angry. Between Adams and Tin-Head, in the background, is a monitor with the Cook Industries logo and "Cook Enterprisesthis and Anne's card are the only instances of the company being called "Cook Enterprises" so it is either an early branding that changed or an oversight" on it. Adams is wearing a Cook-branded collared shirt and Cook-branded necktie. Michael is wearing a Nine Inch Nails shirt. The back wall is entirely windows overlooking rolling hills with one lighted pathway (although the lights are off as it is daytime).Adams: I came as soon as I got the call! Did I miss anything Tin-Head?Tin-Head: NOT AT ALL SMITHY! YOU'RE THE FIRST IMPORTANT PERSON TO TURN UP!Michael: HAY!!!Tin-Head: AND SORRY, I DON'T KNOW WHO INVITED NERD BOY!
==July 11==
Panel 1A view of the Cook Industries building exterior. It is a rectangular building with the windows at the corners and solid wall straight down the sides. The Cook logo is at the top of each wall portion. An antenna is on top of the building.Michael (unseen): Commander Adams I presume. I'm please to meet you at last.Adams (unseen): Please, call me Smith! And sorry to be blunt but just why ARE you here?Panel 2Adams looks over his shoulder at Michael, his body facing away. Michael has his back to the camera. Tin-Head is off to one side looking grumpy (as per usual). A large window is in the background, overlooking rolling hills.Michael: I haven't a clue! Got a call from Jerry to meet him here. Maybe he thinks my research is useful.Tin-Head: YOU KNOW THE DOC HATES THAT NAME!Tin-Head: BUT USE JEREMIAH! THAT -REALLY- DOES PISS HIM OFF!
==July 14==
The Church of Poisoned Minds
Photograph with text accompanimentPhotograph of Al holding up a green hardcover book.Text (Al): Hello there! As I write this, there are only two days left before the Comic Con (if you're new here, my lovely readers helped me pay for a trip from the UK to San Diego). If I weren't so lazy and more organised I would have a batch of SSDD strips already drawn to be updated automatically without my presence. However I AM lazy and disorganised, so you won't see the next SSDD until Friday the 25th! I suck! BUT I'm still planning to update the site with other stuff, including a short animation I hope to have finished before the con that'll hopefully appear on this site on Friday! ... Hopefully! Also I'll have a load of other shit to show you when I DO come back... which brings me to this picture of me!Behold! The Big Green Book! This ornate tome is my sketchbook in which I'll not only con other artists to draw in, but hopefully keep a diary of my time away in comic form! Along with photos (my digital camera is good for 220 pictures at least) I'll have a tone of shit to bore you with when I come back!So if you you're going to the con and see this man and his oddly decorative sketchbook, please ask to draw in it. There's a lot of white paper to fill in it so it doesn't matter if you draw like a chimpanzee with downs... Just don't ACT like a chimpanzee with downs!Anyway, as long as I don't get arrested, deported or murdered; I'll see you all next week!ⒶL
==July 18==
pseudo-The Church of Poisoned Minds
Picture with captionDigitally-edited USD one dollar bill (series 1928-1995) with an anarchy symbol over the Federal Reserve District Seal, evil eyes and a long tongue on George Washington, and serial number "666 666" in the upper right (lower left is missing). The note also says "ONE DOOLAR" at the bottom.Caption (Al): Well I didn't make the animation in time. It was just too fucking hot to do that AND sort my luggage and shit! I WILL get the animation done, but for now here's the bookmark I made to take to the US!
==July 25==
Panel 1Adams rubs his chin and stares at Michael, who bows at him in embarrassment as Tin-Head scowls. There is a window and three wall lights in the background.Adams: I'm sorry but I still can't see how you're 21st century knowledge of robotics can help us!Michael: Don't be, because I don't have a clue! Hell, I'm amazed you just put up with me being here!Tin-Head: WELL WITHOUT YOU WE'D HAVE TO FIND THE BEST PORN SITES BY OURSELVES!Cook (off-panel): *cough*Panel 2Cook is standing in the doorway, wearing a Cook-branded t-shirt. A keypad with card swipe is on the wall next to the door.Cook: Michael is here because he knows more about what CAN'T be done in this time then any of us!Cook: Also, someone has to fetch the coffee!
==July 28==
Single PanelCook looks over his shoulder at Tin-Head and Michael with an annoyed expression. Tin-Head returns the glare, while Michael shouts over his shoulder in anger. A large conference table with seats is behind Cook. There is a ceiling-mounted projector pointed at a white screen with the message "NO VIDEO" on the back wall.Cook: Is this it? Where's Tessa and Sticks?Cook: I won't miss the bitch's snide comments, but I wanted the android's input!Tin-Head: CAN'T REACH THEM AND THEIR ANSWER MACHINE DOES NOTHING BUT PLAY "CLOSER" IN A LOOP! I THINK THEY'RE OCCUPIED!Michael: I KNEW IT!Michael: That cross-eyed bastard stole my Discman after I asked if he could commit crimes!Michael: He said "no" too!
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