OpenDisaster

This is the forty-first episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
(The episode opens up with Yvonne making a shitpost online)
Yvonne: Truly, the age of consent is dethPICABLE!
Cactus: Hey, that’s my line!
Yvonne: Cope. Anyways, it’s about time I write for my new spin-off.
Cactus: Ooh, what’s it called?
Yvonne: Cult of Leg. It’s a pretty dope spin-off of Cult of Squid, if I do say so myself.
Cactus: …I see. Well you have fun, I’m gonna tell everyone how the age of consent is dethPICABLE!
Yvonne: Now let’s see here… 
(She opens up the Foogle document for the pilot episode)
Yvonne: And… there’s nothing in here! Hahaha! How wonderful. But what if… I was to use OpenAI and disguise it as my own writing? Hohoho, delightfully devilish, Yvonne. 
(She does some A level typing and pulls up open.ai)
Yvonne: Now, how do I use this thing? Aha, there.
(Yvonne types in “A SpongeBob spin-off series about Fred Rechid and his cult of legs”)
(OpenAI gives her the following: “A SpongeBob spin-off series about Fred Rechid and his cult of legs called "The Krusty Krew". The Krusty Krew follows Fred Rechid as he leads a cult of legs in search of the ultimate leg-based enlightenment. Along the way, Fred and his group must face the challenges of a world filled with mysterious and dangerous creatures, with some of them even being part of the cult itself. As they journey, Fred and the Krusty Krew must use their wits and brawn to survive, as well as rely on each other to stay alive.
The series will explore the effects of Fred's cult and how it affects his relationships with his friends, family and community. It will also examine the various moral and ethical dilemmas that arise as a result of the cult's activities. With its mix of action, comedy and drama, The Krusty Krew promises to be a wild ride full of laughs and thrills.”)
Yvonne: No no no, I don’t want the show’s plot. I want a transcript!
(Yvonne bangs her head on the computer repeatedly)
Yvonne: Why can’t anything WORK around here?!
(She keeps banging her head on the computer until it stops working completely. A burst of electricity appears in front of her desk, and out comes out Fred)
Fred: MY LEG!
Yvonne: What the FUCK?!
Fred: Ahem, pardon me, madam. I am sir Fred Rechid, and I DEMAND YOU to tell me where I’m at.
Yvonne: You’re in my bedroom.
(Fred looks around to see that he is in fact in her bedroom)
Fred: I see. How did I get here?
Yvonne: Wellll I might’ve come up with the idea for your show and used an AI to come up with ideas.
Fred: Lazy ass. YOUR LAZY ASS!
(Yvonne kicks Fred in the crotch)
Fred: MY BALLS!
Laffy’s balls: Somebody call?
Laffy: GET THE FUCK BACK HERE THIS INSTANT! GRAHHH!
(Laffy’s balls bounce away into the other room, and he chases after them)
Fred: No kidding.
Yvonne: What the fuck bro. Well, (sighs) I guess I have to put you back where you belong, Fred.
Fred: MY UNIVERSE!
Yvonne: …yeah, your universe.
(Yvonne picks up Fred effortlessly)
Fred: You’re strong as hell.
Yvonne: I’m not, you’re just really small. Now, off to your own universe you go.
(Yvonne tries to shove Fred into her computer monitor, but it doesn’t do anything)
Fred: MY-
Yvonne: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL SHOVE LAFFY’S BALLS UP YOUR ASS!
(Fred gulps)
Laffy’s balls: Nyeheheheheh! (bounce away)
Laffy: (chasing after the balls) COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT! I FEEL MY LIBIDO DRAINING BY THE SECOND!
Yvonne: (sighs) Well then, we’re gonna have to find another way to get you back in.
Fred: (points to a giant phallic object on the floor, which is heavily pixelated) What in the hell is that?!
(Yvonne pushes the object aside and whistles as if nothing happened. Laffy snickers off-screen)
Fred: Wait a second. Why is the… thing… glowing?
Yvonne: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Laffy: Ohhh, that. My glowing Life in Bikini Bottom dildo. I have a bunch of those lying around the place. It’s kinda my thing.
Fred: Okayyyyyy. But why is it glowing?
Laffy: The package said something about… “interdimensional travel”. Sounds like a load of bullshit to me.
Fred: (shrugs as he picks up the object) Worth a shot. How do you activate it?
Laffy: Uh… alakazoom?
(Nothing happens)
Yvonne: Hold on, Laffy bastard, I got this.
(Yvonne does some random demonic chanting, and the glowing object Fred is holding transports him to an unknown location)
Laffy: Did it work?
Yvonne: Bitch I have no idea. What matters is that Fred is finally gone. (groans) I don’t think I want to work on my fanfiction anymore…
(Meanwhile…)
(Fred drops onto the ground, and the object disappears from his hands)
Andrew Tate: Hey man, what’re you doing lying around? Lazy ass.
Fred: Huh? Who are you??
Andrew Tate: *does the epic cp dance*
Fred: I think this is the wrong dimension.
(episode ends on a cartoon sting)
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