Theater Threat

Theater Threat is a The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show short. It was theatrically shown in front of The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Movie, and chronologically takes place after the show's third season, and before the movie.
It was written by and , and released on December 16, 2022.
== Transcript ==
[Opening shot of the Peppa Pig World theater]
Narrator: This is the Peppa Pig World theater, where everyone can watch a movie when it releases and not have to wait half a year to get a DVD/Streaming release.
[Daddy Pig drives up in his car from Hop]
Daddy Pig: That loud sex in SpongeBob’s basement we had last night was really fun, wasn’t it, Mummy Sheep?
Mummy Sheep: Fuck yeah it was!
Narrator: Daddy Pig and Mummy Sheep are now married.
[Pause.]
Daddy Pig: I think I’m now Suzy Sheep’s step-dad.
[Pause.]
Daddy Pig: Welp, Time to go watch the movie!
[Daddy Pig, Mummy Sheep, SpongeBob, and Gary 3 walk into the theater]
Daddy Pig: I’d like a sal-
SpongeBob: He’d like an unsalted pretzel.
Gary 3: Hey Sponge Robert?
SpongeBob: For the last time it’s SpongeBob!
Gary 3: Whatever.
[Pause.]
Gary 3: Can I get some starburst?
[The four walk into the theater and sit down]
Scott the Woz: *in the seat next to the four* HEY GUYS, THERE ABOUT TO DO THE TRAILERS!!!
[Scott the Woz gets dragged out by employees]
Scott the Woz: AVENGE ME ELMO 5! AVENGE ME!
[Pause. Zoom over to Elmo 5]
Elmo 5: I think I should avenge him.
Jess: Sshhh!
[A trailer starts]
This Fall...
Rick: Morty! Morty, I’ve turned myself into a cactus. I’m prickle Rick, Morty. I’M PRICKLE RICK!!!
One scientist...
Mr. Meeseeks: I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!
Blind Man: But I’m Blind!
Mr: Meeseeks: LOOK AT ME ANYWAY.
And his weird dumb grandkid...
[The Entire Rick and Morty Simpsons couch gag plays]
The Rick and Morty Movie
Coming 2069
[Audience cheers]
Daddy Pig: WOOHOO!
SpongeBob: Shhhh! The movies about to start!
THE BEN AND HOLLY MOVIE
[Walk cycles of Holly walking precede to play. Pause.]
Daddy Pig: That’s it? That’s the film? THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP WALK CYCLES!
Gary 3: What a rip.
[Daddy Pig jumps into the isle with a flamethrower]
Daddy Pig: BIG SCREEN MUST DIE!
[Daddy Pig starts burning the entire fucking theater]
Daddy Pig: BURN IT ALL! BURN IT ALL!!!
Narrator: Oh dear! The Peppa Pig World Theater is on fucking fire!
[Everyone screams as the building collapses. A cloud of smoke appears. After it disappears, Daddy Pig, SpongeBob, Mummy Sheep and Gary 3 walk outside.]
Daddy Pig: Welp, that was fun!
[The four drive away. Cut to Sikowitz driving to the theater. They are listening to gwilled cheese by Elmer Fudd]
Narrator: This is Sikowitz. He recently married Mummy Pig.
Sikowitz: Welp, we missed like the first 5 minutes of the film, but we should be sa-
[Pause. Sikowitz realizes the theater has been destroyed]
Sikowitz: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Peppa: Mummy, why is new Daddy screaming?
Mummy Pig: Let’s talk about it later, Peppa.
[Zoom out. The words “The End” show up on screen, as the short fades to black]
== Characters ==
*Daddy Pig
*Mummy Sheep
*Peppa Pig Narrator
*SpongeBob SquarePants (Daddy Pig Continuum)
*Gary the Snail 3
*Scott the Woz
*Elmo 5
*Jess
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* (mentioned)
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*Blind Man
*Holly Thistle
*Sikowitz
*Peppa Pig
*Mummy Pig
*George Pig (silent cameo)
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