So, it's YOU who's been terrorizing Jill-Land and Metropolis and keeping us awake!

It is nighttime and it was quiet until there’s loud noises in the neighborhood. There’s two groups of hyenas and lions who are playing in the neighborhood as they try to get out of boredom and get a rise out of everyone in the area. Maximus a video gamer and a student tries to stop two bullies, Alec and Roy who are the neighborhood kids that are involved in a feud as they find two groups competing with each other for their nightly activities of beating misandry and misogyny. Maximus and his girlfriend, Wendy enters in a chaotic scene of a lifetime. It’s an exploding battle between the battle of the sexes during the nighttime as the chaos continues to wake up the neighbors. 
(A Chainsaw is heard outside of the house. A couple in the house are sleeping in their bed and they hear the loud chainsaw by their window.). 
Phil: What in the world? What is the loud sound coming from? Julianne? Julianne, do you hear that? 
Julianne: What, Phil? 
Phil: There’s a loud noise, and it’s outside. 
Julianne: What is it? 
Phil: It’s a chainsaw! A freakin chainsaw! What the hell?! 
Julianne: Oh, goodness. It is nighttime. What kind of person would use a chainsaw outside? 
Phil: I don’t know, but it’s pissing me off. It’s like bad traffic, but it’s a chainsaw that some moron is using when people are trying to sleep. What a pain. 
Julianne: Well, tell that person to put that thing away and make it stop. We got work tomorrow, and we don’t need any loud noises.
Phil: I know, dear. Whose moronic idea was to bring out a chainsaw at nighttime? How dumb is that?
Julianne: Well, I can’t sleep without hearing that thing from outside. I don’t know if the neighbors are cutting something to fix their yard or fixing up their home.
Phil: I don’t know if this person is a nut job or trying to stressed everyone out. But this is getting out of control!
Julianne: Get out there and tell them to stop that. Please, Phil. We do not need this right now. 
Phil: Okay, I’ll go out there and tell them to stop. Unless if they’re gonna use drugs, swearing words or anything to disturb the peace, they’re going to be in big trouble. 
Julianne: Just don’t try to get into a scuffle with them, please.
Phil: I really want to know where that damn noise is going on! I don’t like being disturbed when I’m trying to get rest. 
Julianne: I understand that you need sleep, dear. 
(Phil gets out of bed and walks to the window to see what’s going on. He sees two guys using the chainsaw to cut a lot of wood to make something on the lawn. Phil is shocked to see this as he notices there are multiple paint buckets on the ground by a nearby camping tent. He notices the porch light is on as well as seeing the open garage. He cannot believe the whole thing during the night as well as hearing the chainsaw buzzing.). 
Phil: What the hell? Those stupid kids are trying to camp out and using the chainsaw!
Julianne: Oh, my god. Are those kids the one who failed at probability testing? 
Phil: Yeah. And they’re the same boys who are known to jumped students and got kicked out of school. Those kids are the next door bastards in the neighborhood. 
Julianne: I hope they’re not doing any mean tricks to other people.
Phil: I’m gonna tell those brats to put that damn chainsaw away. I don’t care if they’re going to act like liars, or trying to prank people. I just want some sleep. 
Julianne: These kids should know better than to use their parent’s chainsaw to wreck the fence or doing criminal activity outside.
Phil: I’m gonna give these spoiled brats a piece of mind for pulling this shit! They’re probably those recess bullies that everyone talks about during parent-teacher conferences. 
Julianne: Just talk to them in a firm voice, dear. 
Phil: Oh, I will. They think it might be some fucking daytime evening to build up a construction zone outside. 
Julianne: Please try to tell them to stop, Phil. It’s getting late, and I don’t want to lose some sleep over this loud noise. 
(Phil picks up a baseball bat and goes downstairs to figure out what’s happening outside. He unlocks his door and opens it. He walks on the steps of the porch and sees a large treehouse on the lawn where two boys are standing inside. They put the chainsaw down and used a small tool box to fix the treehouse. Phil is in disbelief about the whole thing.). 
Phil: What the fuck? Those boys are fixing up a storm in the middle of the lawn! Those spoil brats and their damn inventions!
(In the treehouse, two boys are in a frantic state as they build a lot of things to ensure the walls are stable and don’t fall. They eat a bunch of snacks as they put things away. They carve their names “Alec” and “Roy” on the walls. They put a lot of things in their boxes.). 
Alec: Okay! All the stuff is packed and put away. I’m glad we get to sawed off the planks to make the walls for this treehouse. 
Roy: Yeah, it’s a lot of work, but we managed to get it done. 
Alec: I wanted to do it in the daytime, but my parents are already on vacation and they said I can use the chainsaw for building stuff. I have to be cautious because I don’t want to use it around the house. 
Roy: That’s understandable. I mean, it’s nighttime, and we should respect the neighborhood, but we can’t wait any longer to stay in the heat. 
Alec: I don’t like it when it’s summertime where it gets hot. The weather gets worse when it changes from hot to cold outside.
Roy: You know, I heard there’s two groups that are fighting to see which one can have more turf on the field. 
Alec: Two groups? Like getting into a fight in the school bus in the morning? 
Roy: No, they’re fighting over gender equality. 
Alec: That’s insane. Two groups are fighting over equality when they’re in the same grade as us. What makes them getting so heated about sexism? 
Roy: It’s not about being a sexist, it’s about territory. 
Alec: These days is about who can get a better place in a turf war and to stay in the dirt while our classmates try to do the same thing.
Roy; Yeah, it’s those people at school who want to get into trouble.
Alec: People really don’t want any trouble at school, they just need a peaceful day. Besides, what’s wrong with equality between genders?
Roy: Just listening to nagging people in society. They think using equality is the main enemy on what’s happening today.
Alec: Yeah, I guess that’s the weirdest part. (Brings out a bag of tortillas) Hey, do you have the supplies? 
Roy: For the art project? 
Alec: Yes. Can I put it in here, please?
Roy: You can put it here on the table. How many friends are we gonna bring to join our club? 
Alec: Just two or three. Whether if they’re interested in joining us. 
(Phil comes outside and sees the treehouse to see what’s happening. He looks up and sees the light in the treehouse. He is incredulous on what’s going on in the neighborhood.).
Phil: Hey! Can you kids come down here and explain what the hell is going on?! 
(They hear his voice and start to freak out.). 
Alec: Oh, shit! That’s Phil. 
Roy: What?! That grumpy guy from the street? 
Alec: Yeah, he’s very dramatic when it comes to fun things. 
Roy: It’s our fun time. We would never harm anyone or try to make them uncomfortable. We do it for fun. Besides, it’s just early outside. 
Alec: He gets angry because he doesn’t know when to have fun or not. Well, I guess we’ll have to listen to a huge yelling advice from him.
Phil (Offscreen): You brats! Get down here right now! I need to talk to you about this mess outside! 
(The two boys get out of the treehouse and climb down the ladder and walk towards Phil who has an angry look on his face as he holds his baseball bat and have one hand on the hip. The boys look up at his face and they look shocked yet surprised that their next door neighbor showed up in the middle of the night.). 
Phil: What the hell are you boys doing? 
Alec: Oh, hi, Phil. I’m sorry that the noise woke you up. We were just trying to fix some things up in the treehouse. 
Phil: Yeah, I heard that noise. And I didn’t know it was a damn chainsaw. 
Roy: We were just trying to figure out what to do with a bunch of stuff to put away. So we sawed the wooden planks to make the walls. 
Phil: I don’t care about that. I came out here because you kids shouldn’t be using this thing to saw any plank to make a house or a building. 
Alec: I’m sorry, sir. But we have to do something about our treehouse because my dad made this for me and my friends for fun stuff and memories. 
Phil: Oh, really? And where is your father right now? 
Alec: He and my mom are on vacation for three days. He left yesterday after he got off work so they got a sitter for me.
Phil: Your parents gave you a sitter for this week? 
Alec: Vicki. She came here after my parents left when they called her. 
Phil: Does she have piercings on her ears? 
Alec: No. She is against having piercings on the skin. And tattoos. She doesn’t like the ink. 
Phil: Well, she should be mature and sensible about you having a chainsaw in your treehouse. Did you ask her? 
Alec: I did ask her. My parents said that I have to be careful with it, and she said it’s okay to use it for this treehouse. My dad taught me how to use it when I was twelve. 
Phil: How old are you, kid?
Alec: Fifteen years old. 
Phil: You should be grounded for a week. 
Alec: Phil, you’re not my dad. You don’t get to tell me what to do.
Phil: Well, you should stop making loud noises or using a damn chainsaw. Why are you kids active at this time? 
Alec: Because this is my first treehouse renovation project. We have been shopping all day, and we’re almost done. It has been long and outgoing, but we managed to finish it.
Phil: Can I talk to your sitter right now? 
Alec: Why? 
Phil: Because this is totally unacceptable! You are waking up everybody in the middle of the night with this chainsaw and this treehouse! 
Alec: Relax, Phil. The reason why we have this treehouse is because I want one so badly, and my friends love to go in and out of it. 
Roy: Please, sir. Don’t try to be hasty about this. 
Phil: I can’t believe you two have the audacity to pull this bullshit while everyone is trying to sleep. 
Alec: We’ll put the chainsaw away and try to be quiet as soon as possible. 
Phil: That’s a lie, and you’re going to keep every neighbor up. 
Alec: Wait a minute. You don’t think they’re gonna be upset and angry if we use amusement park music for a setup, right? 
Phil: No, but if you disturb the peace with your noise, then you will credibly be in trouble. So why don’t you some chores or play some video games before going to sleep? 
Alec: Phil, we will keep the noise down. Just don’t call the police, please. Vicki is in the house right now. 
Phil: What is she doing in the house? 
Alec: Earlier, we were painting and brought a few art papers for the treehouse. Then we had supper before she took a little nap. I let her use the fridge so she can have a small snack before falling asleep. 
Phil: Does she often gobbles her whole meal before dessert? 
Alec: No, but she’ll eat a little bit. She likes eating food before she dozes off.
Phil: Can you just get her out here, please? 
Alec (Annoyed): Okay, I’ll get her, but she’s sleeping on the couch, just so you know.
Phil: Well, I want to speak to her because she should be the adult in this situation.
Alec: Okay, I’ll go and get Vicki. 
(In the house, Alec sighs while feeling annoyed by Phil as he turns on the light and sees Vicki sleeping on the couch by the lamp. He walks to her and shakes her shoulder to wake her up.). 
Alec: Vicki, hey. Vicki. Come on, wake up. 
(As he shakes her, Vicki opens her eyes and yawns. She looks up and sees Alec in front of her. She seems very annoyed by getting woken up by him.). 
Vicki: Tell me that I’m in a fantasy right now. 
Alec: Well, it’s eight right now. You fell asleep earlier, and it was four. 
Vicki: Alec, what are you doing? 
Alec: It’s my neighbor. His name is Phil.
Vicki: Oh, my god. Does he eat a hamburger with onion sauce? 
Alec: No, he’s just getting mad. He’s outside right now, and he wants to talk to you about what’s going on outside. 
Vicki: Is he really getting upset? 
Alec: Uh, yeah. He might be a little upset about the treehouse on the lawn. 
Vicki: He needs a huge open mouth smile to look at and be happy. 
Alec: Come on, Vicki. He wants to speak an “actual” adult in the house.
Vicki: Okay, I’ll go out. Unless if he wants a fucking puzzle pattern.
Alec: He brought a baseball bat to do some beating. Maybe he’s getting self-defense from watching those videos all day. 
Vicki Well, I say give him a shield or a box full of nails. Maybe get him some clothes that don’t look like from the flea market. 
(Outside, Phil is getting upset about the whole thing as Roy brings out a Lunchbox from the treehouse. Phil looks at him and gets sick and tired of the whole thing.). 
Phil: What’s the holdup? That sitter better have a brain. 
(Vicki and Alec get out of the house while Alec shuts the door. They walk towards Roy and Phil.). 
Alec: Phil, this is Vicki, my sitter.
Vicki (In a high yet mellow tone): Please to meet you, Phil. 
Phil: Yes, nice to meet you, too, Vicki. 
Vicki: So, what’s going on?
Phil: These two boys are using a chainsaw without an adult supervision and they’re making a lot of noises in the neighborhood when everyone is asleep. 
Vicki: Oh, I’m so sorry about that. These kids were so bored and they wanted to do something. 
Phil: Thank you. 
Vicki: It’s not a good thing to do when it’s nighttime and no one is awake for this one. Also, they need more stuff for their treehouse. That might need some help for brand new home designing.
Phil (In Disbelief): What?! 
Vicki: In fact, they need some arts and crafts with actual materials for the treehouse. With small jigsaw puzzles, glue and other stuff.