Cock Island

Cock Island is a small, independent island union that lays about 1500 miles from the shores of Kajikistan. It was originally inhabited by creatures known as the Quandalyons, of which there were Twelve species. However, the island was plundered and ravaged by the armed forces of Gill Bates, Beff Jezos and Kanye East in around 1254. Only about 500 individual Quandalyons survived, and all but three species were deemed permanently extinct. Weefus L.R. Smith Wesson, a used flashlight dealer from where we now know as Kajikistan came to power in 1506, officially founding what we now know as Cock Island, after Jefferson had abandoned the island for greener lands.
It is a communist country ever since Hyosef Quandidily O'Bryantgianttittiesdindly doo of Cock Island came on the politics scene. Cock Island is the only successful communist country in the world. The island has free speech and everything a normal country needs. Healthcare is free on the Island because of the party. Also, the indigenous population is growing. In 1986 it was 7,000 now its 20,000. The Cock Island Communist Party plans to do much more in the future.
Nowadays, Cock Island is known primarily as a vacation destination. One notable establishment on Cock Island is the secret headquarters of Goofy Ahh Uncle Productions, formed by Lil Lyon, Dapmeyup, and Juan Da Pringle in 1991, with the help of Wiggleton Bugglesmith Coochiemeister and the late Scratchensniff Pubers. At the moment, this island is mostly inhabited by Dingletons, with a small indigenous population of Quandalyons.
== Culture, economy, and traditions ==
One of the most important sources of income for Cock Island is the fishing of Quadodon Fishtililis, the little-weinered stinky poofish. These fish are described as reaching up to six inches long, with a grape-like body structure, a very small lure resembling a penis, and a horrendous smell. They are popular in several tradition Cock Island dishes, and are crucial to the commercial fishing industry. They have a flavor revolting to most rational species.
The economy on Cock Island is based largely on the fishing industry, as well as buttplug sales, made primarily by Quandalecorp, and Quincy's Famous Doodoo Plugs.
The native people of this island practice Sufali Islam, and believe in more than 616,372 gods. One of their main gods is the little-researched Yezuz Befus Dorkaylious Dicledricki., and some lesser deities include Sean Peepeehose La'Pringleton XIII, and Lean Man The First.
== The Cock Island Wars of 2057 ==
In the year 2057, Drake and his troops from Drakistan invaded Cock Island. Thus began the Cock Island Wars of 2057. This was the first war Cock Island had officially partaken in. While Drake's men had captured many important Cock Island landmarks, and several casualties occurred, general Albert Fingernoodle managed to outsmart Drake and his appointed general, EDP445, by promising to surrender the Instagram @'s of several minors at the capitol. There, every single one of Drake's men was cornered, and shot like dogs. It would later turn out that EDP445 had survived, and Fingernoodle had continued to secretly affiliate with him for years to come, even providing illegal content to EDP. However, Fingernoodle was found not guilty, and though he was impeached, he still lives peacefully in a small village in New Kajikistan.
== Beezow Bockzadale Jefferson reclaims Cock Island, 2148 ==
In around 2148, Beezow Bockzadale Jefferson reclaimed Cock Island. For legal reasons, we are not allowed to disclose much more.
Disappearance of the island
In 2213 Scientist Dr. Deez Nuts went to the island for Experiments of the 5th Wave of the Sugondese Virus. But the island was no longer there. After 2 decades of searching the finally found the lost island. Turns out after the 2124 Tsunami the island had moved into the Koceanic Sea.