Meat Golem

: And it is a demon or a golem made entirely out of meat. It is gristly, it is chunky, it is - the deal was made with this horrible thing, and it is pissed off.
:: - Luke, Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 3
==History==
Little is known of the Meat Golem's history prior to his discovery by the party. At some point, he was formed as part of a bloody oath sworn by Mrs Mac during her attempted takeover of the Chunky Bloke Pie Mine.
It is unclear whether the Meat Golem is a separate spirit inhabiting a golem's body, as he seems to have significantly more sapience and personality than most constructs. Notably, unlike most Flesh Golems, he can speak.
The Meat Golem indicates that he would like to pass along puns to Mrs Meat, but does not indicate his relation to her.
==Characteristics==
The Meat Golem is bombastic, talkative, and fond of puns. Following Mrs Mac's death, he is angered by the failure of the bloody oath.
The Meat Golem has a low AC and gains disadvantage for one round when he experiences fire damage. He does slam attacks and once his hit points drop below a certain level, there is a chance that he will enter a Berserk state.
==Episodes==
===Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 3===
After the defeat of Mrs Mac, the meat golem rises from the split altar of the sacrificial chamber and engages Gadai, McKenzie and Plank in battle. The group dispatch him, and it is indicated that after his death the meaty remains are eaten by Plank and various of the dwarves who work for the mine.
==Appearances==
*Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 3
==Quotes==
*"Nice to MEAT you!" - Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery
*Sorry if I'm HAMMING it up!" - Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery
==External Links==
*Flesh Golem at D&D Beyond
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