Swift the Sea Hedgehog (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Ava: "Hey, urchin!"
Swift: "Who's the urchin?"
Ava: "You are, Swift!"
Swift: "Oh! Why?"
Ava: "You have the ability to swim very fast and hold your breath as long as you can underwater."
Swift: "What is the relationship with a hedgehog to an urchin?"
Ava: "Sea urchins are also called sea hedgehogs! I'd love to call myself an Astropyga radiata, AKA the fire urchin, but unfortunately, I am weak to water like Dad used to be. Plus I ain't a good swimmer like you are."
Mia: "Even I'm better at it than you." she looks at her computer "Astropyga radiata can also mean false fire urchin."
Ava: "Oh, I am definitely not a red urchin then."
Mia: she looks at her computer "Also known as the blue-spotted urchin."
Ava: “How many times do we have to talk about names for urchins?”
Mia: “Or sea hedgehogs.”
Ava: “Stop it, please!”
Swift: “Anyways, it’s time for us to go to school.”
The three run to school together
Sasha: “My watch is beeping early in the morning?”
Swift: “What should we do with the beepin-“
Susan: “We have no time for a musical number.”
Swift: “Fine.”
Ava: “Sea urchin! How are you?”
Heads: “Whoa! That sounds like a word I can use to call Swift! After all, he is a hedgehog who swims ultra fast underwater, can hold his breath for as long as he wants, and is very spiky. I guess he is an urchin.”
Swift: “I guess you could say that.” he chuckles
Ivy: “Wow! An urchin on land? And he can breathe too?”
Inferno: “If Sonic is the fastest hedgehog alive, then Swift is the fastest URCHIN alive!” she laughs
Speedy: “Wow! Today I learned another term for urchin is sea hedgehog.”
Sasha: she grabs Speedy by the quills “We have to go.”
Speedy: “Oh, right!” he uses his wind abilities to let him and Sasha fly to Acorn Castle
Sasha: “Show up, Sally!”
Sonic: he used Cyloop around the two
Sasha: she was sent flying “Oh, yikes! That was not good.”
Speedy: he homing attacks Sonic
Sonic: he dodged Speedy’s homing attack
Speedy: he rolled on the ground
Amy: “Hey, Sasha! My daughter likes to play tennis with me. Are you ready to play golf, as I’ve been getting tired of tennis?”
Sasha: “Oh, sure! I’m going to be an eagle in a Par-3 hole!”
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Whir: “Hey! It’s the sea urchin!”
Everyone laughed at Swift
Knot: “Good joke, Ava.”
Ava: “But-“
Everyone laughed again at Swift
Swift: he uses his hammer to blow gently to create a giant bubble
Ava: “See that?”
Mia: “We need to stop everyone from bullying our brother!”
Susan: “I’m with you!”
Platinum: “Me too!”
Tia, Stella, and Mason: “Cousin, we are here to stop them from bullying you!”
Susan: “Let’s stop bullying.”
Ava: “Hey, Heads! I didn’t mean to come up with a term for bullies to use on my brother!”
Heads: “Oh. Still a really funny thing to call Swift, being a hedgehog that can swim extremely fast, run and walk on water, and have the spikes needed to cut through the hardest material! An urchin can swim, float on water, and is very spiky.”
All laugh at Swift, not in a teasing tone, but rather in a fun, “joking around” tone
Mia: “Your non-teasing laugh does not justify you bullying big bro!”
Ava: “Yes. You bullying our brother…”
Stella, Mason, and Tia: “And our cousin”
Mia: “I was about to say it makes me and big sis angry enough to transform into giant hulking monsters, but you ruined it. You can’t even do that, because Amy is not your mom.”
Skyler: “You don’t scare us!”
Heads: “ARE YOU CRAZY? AVA LITERALLY BURNT THE ENTIRE SCHOOL OUT OF RAGE! DO YOU WANT OUR SCHOOL TO BURN?”
Skyler: “On the contrary, Mia’s wind powers can extinguish the fire, so if she creates some big wind puff or something made out of wind, it’ll at least be strong enough to extinguish the fire.”
Tack: “Swift is an urchin!”
Everyone starts calling Swift an urchin
Swift: “PLEASE STOP! IT’S ANNOYING!”
Susan: “You forgot one thing. I may not turn into a giant monster when I am angry, but if you do make me mad, you won’t be having a good time either. I’m gonna add insult to injury. Injury being Ava and Mia’s rage forms.”
Everyone stops calling Swift an urchin
Skyler: “Good point, Susan. Although we can get away easy, because Ava and Mia’s abilities are conflicting, as wind can blow away fire, you can still zap us.“
Tack: “Not to mention, although wind dominates fire, it can still create a tornado, still putting our school at peril.”
Knot: “We were just joking, and that’s all!”
Whir: “But Swift is defended by Platinum, a telekinesis master. Not to mention Stella, a literal teenage princess defending him. She can order guards to put us in cells.”
Bell rings and everyone goes back to their classrooms
Susan: “Logic vs logic! Logic wins!”
Ava: “Hey! Stop stealing my lines!”
Acorn Castle
Sasha: “You do make for some great foes. You’re not destroying Studiopolis!”
Samantha: “Au contraire!”
Sasha: “SAMANTHA THE HEDGEHOG?”
Samantha: “You can’t beat the blue, pink, and yellow hedgehogs!”
Sasha: “Speaking of yellow hedgehogs…”
A giant Armo mech arrives
Tania: “Well, brother, just remember I taught my daughter how to control and boss around robots! If Heads can’t take over…”
Sonic: “Nobody will?”
Tania: “NO! Tia will!”
Sonic: he Cyloops around both of the mech’s legs, making it raise both legs, thus making it fall down
Tania: “MY LEGS!” it falls down and it splits into many Armo bricks
Sonic: “That was lame.”
Amy: “Tania, why do you want to take over the Eggman Empire? You’re an adult. You know that power can corrupt you.”
Tania: “Because I was able to control robots when I was a kid, so I think I might do good for-“
Amy: “No, no, Tania. Being ruler of the Eggman Empire may seem cool, but it’ll corrupt you with power.”
Tania: “I can promote Hassibling!”
Amy: “I guess you could make the best toys in all of Mobius with it, but you might be too focused on maintaining your power, not even caring about-“
Tania: “They’re just robots.”
Amy: “But if you want the Eggman Empire to be inhabited by people, or real Mobians as your goal, then don’t. If you get corrupted by power, you might make the people living in that empire suffer as much as they do from Eggman. Sure you won’t be as bad as him, but do you really want to hurt anyone?”
Tania: “Only if they get in the way of-“
Amy: “No! Besides, I think your leadership is mediocre. I want the Eggman Empire destroyed so that they don’t hurt anyone again. Eggman was corrupted by such power over his empire of robots. Literal empire of robots. But you are still a Mobotropolitan princess. Do you want things easier for yourself? Do you want to make sure you don’t get corrupted by greed and power? I mean if you literally become the ruler of 2 things, you might become evil!”
Tania: “I don’t want to become evil! I don’t want to be too greedy, or else I will be a shell of my former self!”
Amy: “So give up, Tania. This is a path that might lead you to not caring for your daughter anymore. Don’t take over the Eggman Empire. You might lose all of the good things about you, and you might just become a yellow ball of evil, greed, and lust for power.”
Tania: “OK, Amy! Thanks for the advice!”
Sasha: “I don’t get it.”
Amy: “Of course you don’t. As you get into high school and read Mobini Farm, you will know how one of the pigs got corrupted by power.”
Sasha: “OK, I won’t grow up so fast. While it lasts, I can have fun training with you in fighting.”
Amy: she winks at Sasha
Sasha: “I accept defeat.” she flies away with her jetpack while holding Speedy’s quills
Sally: “Great work, Amy! You saved us from Tania and even redeemed her! I knew you were a natural at this!”
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Sasha: “Hey, Swift!”
Swift: “What is it, Sasha?”
Sasha: “How is everything? I hope you have a great day of school!”
Swift: “Got bullied by almost everyone but Susan and my family.”
Sasha: “I’ll treat you with some ice cream to make you feel better.”
Swift: “Thanks, Sasha. No wonder why even Tails sees you as an amazing friend.”
The End!
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