Littlest Pet Shop: The 1st Epic Movie (2022 film)/Trailer transcripts

== Teaser Trailer Sneak Peek ==
(The sounds of a door opening and closing are heard.)
Roxie McTerrier: Oh... it's awful dark in here. Come on... start... start...
(A flashlight starts up, revealing Roxie McTerrier as he walks through a black background which reveals the film's logo via flashlight iris.)
Roxie McTerrier: Huh... Littlest.... Pet.... Shop. Woah... (chuckles) This does sound kind of awesome.
(Roxie walks away calmly with a flashlight in his hand.)
(The film's title fades away.)
(Shows "See the teaser trailer in theaters this Friday with Minecraft." text, "#LittlestPetShopMovie" text, "This film is not yet rated" box, and copyright)
(Fades to black)
== Theatrical Trailer 1 (Shadow Play) ==
(Shows MPAA green screen)
(Cuts to black)
(Shows Universal Pictures logo)
(Shows Illumination logo)
Text: Over 6 years ago...
Text: From the Creators of Despicable Me 3, The Secret Life of Pets 2, Sing and The Grinch
Text: And Hasbro, the creator of Littlest Pet Shop: A World of Our Own and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Text: Comes the story of a heroines and heroes
Text: Unlike any other
(A white circle appears with a silhouette of two hands appearing one second later. The two hands pause for a second and make a shadow puppet of a puppy. The shadow puppet of the puppy is later joined by another silhouette of two hands, who then make a shadow puppet of another puppy. The other puppy shadow puppet waves hello to the puppy shadow puppet.)
Lily: Hey, guys.
(The white circle disappears as it was actually a spotlight on a black screen. The lights turned on and the black screen becomes white. The camera pans down to Roxie, Lily and the others standing on the white background.)
Roxie: Lily, what are you doing here?
Lily: I have a fun fact for you, guys.
(Lily dims the lights, turns on the spotlight, and makes a shadow puppet of a dark lord who plans to take over the universe.)
Lily: Did you know shadow puppetry is one of the oldest forms of entertainment? Pakistan was the first to use such form.
Trip: No, no I don't.
(Suddenly, a shadow of the real dark lord punches the fake dark lord shadow puppet. The shadow puppet then collapses and disappears. Roxie, Lily and the others look at the dark lord's shadow.)
All: Uh... oh.
(Sean Paul & Ziggy Marley - Three Little Birds)
Text: From Universal Pictures and Illumination
(The trailer cuts to Roxie and the other using Manny's magic fairy pixie dust on him.)
Roxie: we gotta get out of this place!
(With the pixie dust attached to his body, Roxie and the others grab their suitcases and fly to the sky).
Text: Hailee Steinfeld
(The trailer cuts to Roxie happily skipping out of the townhouse.)
Roxie: (laughs happily) Good morning, Paw-Tucket!
Text: Cameron Seely
(The trailer cuts to Roxie and the others meeting Lily for the first time.)
Lily: Hello, newcomers. Welcome to the neighborhood. I'm Lily Kappeling and this is my sisters, Jessica and Taylor. Who are they?
Roxie McTerrier: (nervous) Um... Uhhhh... Roxie McTerrier. and there are Jade, Edie, Bev, Quincy, Trip and Savannah
Lily: Nice to meet you, guys.
Jessica and Taylor: AWWW!!!
Text: and Arnold Schwarzenegger
(The trailer cuts to the evil dark lord named Lord Julian at his office.)
Lord Julian: I am Lord Julian and this is my wife, Lady Wendy, and we hate pets. Everyone thinks the pets are cuter than the adults. We also hate imagination and creativity! Everyone thinks the two things are better than the generic reality, which is what we love! We're going to get rid of imagination and creativity, and get them out of pet's heads, once and for all! (laughs evilly) MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Show's the film's title)
(The trailer cuts to Roxie, Lily and the others doing shadow puppetry of the hero shadow puppet defeating the dark lord's shadow. The dark lord's shadow vanishes and disappears. Lily kisses Jade on the cheek and She discusses it.)
Jade: Ee-Yuck!
Lily: (sulking) Told You!
(Shows "2022" text, "See it in 3D" text, "#LittlestPetShopMovie" text, Illumination logo, Universal Pictures logo, and copyright)
(Shows some footages from the short film, Johnny's lost microphone.)
Annoucer: Plus, an all-new short film based on Sing, Johnny's Lost Microphone!
Johnny: Where's it?! Where's it my Microphone?!
Annoucer: Only in selected theatrers, with Littlest Pet Shop: The Movie!
(Fades to black)
== "Trailer Reaction" Video ==
(Shows MPAA green screen)
(Cuts to black)
(We fade into five squares, each of the five squares are filled with TV static. The top middle square fades into Omar.)
Omar: Hello? Is this thing on?
(The top right square fades into Hannah.)
Hannah: (shrugging) Yeah. It's on.
(The top left square fades into ROBLOXER.)
ROBLOXER: Am I on?
Omar: Yes, Can't complain.
ROBLOXER: (chuckles) Just need to set this thingy on... (sets the camera to where we can see him) There we go.
(The bottom squares fade into Chad and Melvin.)
Chad: Are we late again?
Omar: No, you're right on time.
Melvin: Oh good.
Omar: Alright, friends. I called you all over here for some very important news.
ROBLOXER: Yeah? So what is it then?
Melvin: I'm all ears.
Omar: Friends...
Chad: What?
Omar: There's going to be a new 3D animated film coming out.
(The other four gasp in shock.)
Hannah: OH CRAP! I thought 3D animated was done! It has become obsolete, now!
Omar: Well, it used to be obsolete, but now it's back.
Chad: Oh, really? Well, who would have thought we could see 3D animation die, but then come back to life, and live to tell about it?
Omar: Crazy, huh?
Hannah: Awwww, peanut butter! Yes! I love this type of animation!
Omar: I grew up with this kind of stuff.
ROBLOXER: Yeah, me too.
Chad: So, what's the plot?
Omar: Well, the plot goes like this. You see, there's this dog from another planet. The planet that he lives in gets blown into bits by an evil warlord. The little boy, however... gets adopted by a happy family.
The other four: Woah!
Melvin: Nice plot, man!
Omar: Thanks.
Melvin: You're Welcome
Hannah: So what's the little dog's name?
Omar: His name is... Jessie..
(The other four laugh and then they stop.)
Hannah: Wait, what?
Chad: I don't get it.
Omar: That's how his name goes.
ROBLOXER: I don't think that's right. Wait! I got one! Eric! Wait, no, that's a boy's name. It's supposed to be a girl's name.
Omar: What are you even saying here?
Chad: I think his name is Petunia, right? Or maybe it's Jill. I don't know.
Melvin: Mark, perhaps?
ROBLOXER: You Stupid! That's a boy's name!
(Another square (this time with Roxie, Lily and the others) pops in at the bottom and the other two squares move in to make room.)
Hannah: Blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub...
Omar: Banga-ranga...
Lily: Hey, hey, people? You got his name wrong. Roxie?
Jessica: I agree with her.
Taylor: Me, too!
Jade: Me, three!
Edie: Me, four!
Bev: Me, five!
Trip: Me, six!
Quincy: Me, seven!
Savannah: Me, eight!
Roxie: (clears his throat) My name is Roxie.
(The other five look in shock.)
ROBLOXER: Roxie? What's his last name?
Chad: I don't know. Andres?
Omar: No, that's not it. Uh...
Roxie: Come on, it starts with a Mc.
Omar: Hmm, I got it! Roxie's last name is... McDonalds.
(Roxie, Lily and the others get shocked.)
All: Huh?!
Roxie: What? That's not my last name!
Omar: Really? What is your last name, then?
Roxie: It's McTerrier.
(The other five look at each other in shock and then laugh.)
Lily: Oh yeah, My last name is Kappeling.
Jessica and Taylor: Ours, too!
Jade: Me Catkin
Edie: Me Von Keet
Bev: Me Gilturtle
Trip: Me Hamston
Quincy: Me Goatee
Savannah: Me Cheetaby
Hannah: Oh, my gosh's ake! That is one of the funniest names I've ever heard!
Omar: He can't go generic in one day, guys. It's impossible!
ROBLOXER: What do you mean, he's already more generic than ever!
Melvin: He can't go generic. All children are born non-generic.
Chad: You don't know anything about family names.
(Jade facepalms.)
Jade: Oh Crap!
(Shows the film's title)
(Shows "2022" text, "See it in 3D" text, "#LittlestPetShopMovie" text, Illumination logo, Universal Pictures logo, and copyright)
(Fades to black)
== San Diego Comic-Con / D23 Expo 2020 Extended Trailer ==
Comming Soon....
== Theatrical Trailer 2 ==
(Shows MPAA green screen)
(Cuts to black)
(Shows Universal Pictures logo)
(Shows Illumination logo)
(The logo pans down to reveal the Universal studio backlot in Century City. The camera flies around the backlot and slowly stops at a comfortable distance where we see Roxie and the others walking with his own map and Lily following him.)
Lily: Are you sure this is the right place to go to?
Quincy: Yes, I'm pretty positive this is.
Lily: But how do we know that your directions are what they are?
Edie: There's no need.
More coming soon!
== Theatrical Trailer 3 ==
(Shows MPAA green screen)
(Cuts to black)
(Cuts to various clips interspersed with static shown on the McTerrier family's TV as the camera slowly zooms out.)
Lily: This is way too fast! How do you even know what's on?
Uncle Donny: I can tell...
(Cuts to the McTerrier family (except Uncle Donny who's too busy changing the channels.) and Lily panicking. (except Jessica and Taylor.))
Everyone: STOP! STOP!
Ethan McTerrier: Change it back! Change it back!
Uncle Donny: Too late, gotta make a u-turn... it's easier.
(Cuts back to the TV as it now shows the Universal Pictures logo.)
Jessica and Taylor: OH NO! BACK! WAIT! STOP TURNING!
(The camera zooms in as the TV shows the Illumination Pictures and Hasbro logos in the night sky.)
(The meteor flies past the three logos in the sky as the camera pans down to a neighborhood. The meteor crash lands straight into a yard. The trailer fades to black, freezes for 1 second, and fades to a newly-formed meteor crater in the backyard at night.)
Unknown voice: Who is that?
Unknown Voice 2: I don't know.
(The trailer fades to black. We hear someone groaning.)
Unknown Voice: Who are you? Can you tell me?
More coming soon!
== 3D Super Bowl Trailer ==
(Shows 20th Century Fox logo)
(Shows Film Roman and Rough Draft Studios logos)
Announcer: And now, put on your glasses... for an extraordinary 3D event like no other.
More coming soon!
== Theatrical Trailer 4 ==
(Shows MPAA green screen)
(Cuts to black)
(We fade in to a view of Earth, zoom in, and see the following places in order: Washington, Carson City, Rome, Tokyo, and Manhattan. A calm soothing orchestral piece plays in the background.)
(Fades to black)
(Shows Universal Pictures logo)
(Shows Illumination logo on a black background)
Announcer: This spring...
(We fade into a bunch of pen lines being drawn on a piece of paper.)
Announcer: Between life and death... between good and evil... and between worlds of beauty and worlds of ugly... A line will be drawn to set things right.
Announcer: From the studio that brought you...
(The logos for four movies, Despicable Me 3, The Secret Life of Pets 2, Sing and The Grinch fade in one by one.)
(The trailer fades to black.)
(Cuts to black)
More coming soon!