The Smart Guy

The Smart Guy is an episode of The Amazing World of Squidward. In this episode, Squidward wears glasses and claims to be smart.
== Characters ==
* Squidward
* French Narrator
* Squilvia
* Bikini Bottomites
* Squidward Jr. (mentioned)
* Donald Shrimp
* Police Officer
== Transcript ==
Squidward:My son thinks i'm dumb.....i think everyone thinks i'm dumb! I'll show them i'm not! I am the smartest guy on the planet! *a laugh track plays* What was that?
French Narrator:A while later...
Squidward:Oh Squilvia!
Squilvia:What is it?
Squidward:Look! I'm smart! I have glasses!
Squilvia:DID YOU JUST SPEND MONEY ON GLASSES YOU DON'T NEED?! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ABS!
Squidward:Phew, you almost said a not kid friendly wo-OUCH *gets kicked in the abs* that hurts more that when they kick you in....the butt.....
Bikini Bottomite:Hey did you hear that Frank's house burned down?
Other Bikini Bottomite:Oh no that's horrible!
Bikini Bottomite:Yeah i kno-
Squidward:Hey you two! Do you wanna see me do smart things? I'm smart! I have glasses, see?
Bikini Bottomite:Go away loser.
Other Bikini Bottomite:Yeah, go away.
Squidward:Oh, so you two think i'm a loser uh? Well that's too bad! Cause i'm gonna become president of this country and execute you! They are gonna let me be president instantly, because i have glasses! HAHHAHAHAHHHA *runs away*
*bubble transition*
Squidward:*breaks in the white house* HI DONALD SHRIMP!
Donald:AAAH!! YOU SCARED ME! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?! WHO ARE YOU?!
Squidward:My name is Squidward Tentacles, and as you can see, i have glasses, that makes me smart. So......can i become the president of the United States? *the scene cuts to Squidward in prison* LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! I DIDN'T DO NOTHING!!! HOW IS OUR COUNTRY CONSIDERED THE BEST ONE IF IT'S ILLEGAL TO BREAK IN PLACES?!
Police Officer:Mr. Tennis Balls, there's someone visiting you.
Squidward:I hope it's not the president to execute me....
Squilvia:Hi.
Squidward:SQUILVIA! GIVE ME A PICKAXE, I HAVE TO BREAK OUT!
Squilvia:ARE YOU NUTS?! MY LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT YOU!
Squidward:JUST GIVE ME A PICKAXE! OR ELSE I WILL-*gets knocked out by a police officer*
Police Officer:*throws him in his cell* Mph, what a lunatic.
Squilvia:I DON'T KNOW WHY I EVEN BOTHERED TO VISIT HIM! I HOPE HE GETS EXECUTED! HAHAHHAHEHEHEHHEEHEEHHAHEAHEHHEEHHAHHHAHHHA! Ha, ha, ha.
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