Patrick Abandons His Nephews

Patrick Abandons His Nephews is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick crawls into SpongeBob's house with various bruises and scars.)
SpongeBob: Whoa, what happened to you?
Patrick: It's my nephews. They're reprehensible. They're so bad, that I had to look the word "reprehensible" in the dictionary.
SpongeBob: Sounds bad. What do you think we should do?
Patrick: Move to another country?
SpongeBob: I can't do that! I have work!
Patrick: Oh, right.
Billy, Willy, and Lilly: (from outside) Patrick? Patrick, where are you?
Patrick: Hide me!
SpongeBob: How?
(Patrick climbs into SpongeBob's mouth just as Billy, Willy, and Lilly walk into SpongeBob's pineapple.)
Billy, Willy, and Lilly: Have you seen Patrick?
(SpongeBob shakes his head, but then his stomach starts to bubble, and he vomits out Patrick.)
SpongeBob: (wipes his mouth) You really need to stop eating those fried oyster skins.
Willy: Speaking of that, we knew how much you love friend oyster skins, so we brought you a real, live oyster!
(Willy takes an oyster out of his pocket, and it eats Patrick.)
Patrick: (from inside the oyster) Your mouth is a lot less sanitary than SpongeBob's.
Oyster: Just for that, I'm not spitting you out.
Patrick: Darn.
(What a twist!)
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