New Kelp City, Here We Come! (Part 1)

New Kelp City, Here We Come! (Part 1) is the first episode of the first season of The Krusty Krab Chronicles. It was written by CinnamonToastGuy.
==Plot==
Mr Krabs decides to move The Krusty Krab out of Bikini Bottom, but Mr Krabsly tries to run him out of town!
==Transcript==
(The episode starts with a shot of the interior of the Krusty Krab, we cut to Squidward banging his head on the cash register)
Squidward: Why? WHY!?
SpongeBob: Squidward, what’s wrong?
Squidward: I hate this job! We never do anything new, fun, or exciting around here.
SpongeBob: Silly Squidward, there’s new stuff every day for me! Like new customers, new stains on the walls and the floors…
Squidward: Well, not for me it isn’t. I’m going to say it, the Krusty Krab is outdated!
(We cut to Mr. Krabs’ office, holding a stack of 5 dollar bills in his claw)
Mr. Krabs: OUTDATED!? (He squeezes the stack of dollars in his claw, and bursts out his office door) What’re ya talkin’ about, Mr. Squidward? The Krusty Krab has never gotten old! After all, it is the greatest restaurant in Bikini Bottom.
Squidward: Speak for yourself! This place hasn’t gotten any customers in weeks all because of that Chill Grill place!
Mr. Krabs: Chill...Grill? (He runs outside and sees that a restaurant called “The Chill Grill” has taken The Chum Bucket’s place, with hundreds of customers eating at it) NOOOO!!! Squidward, I’ve never thought I’d say this me self, but yer right. The Krusty Krab is outdated.
Squidward: It’s about time!
Mr. Krabs: But luckily, me heard that a local Burger King in New Kelp City was shut down about a week ago. Which means that we’re going to straighten out our business by buying the place and making the new and improved Krusty Krab!
Squidward: So, we’re just moving this place out of Bikini Bottom?
Mr. Krabs: Well yes, but it’ll be very new, loads of fun, and exciting as neptune, trust me, Mr. Squidward! Now hop in the van in the back and let’s get this party started! And SpongeBob, you get some Krabby Patties if any people are there to make some money while we’re at it, boy!
SpongeBob: Aye aye, Mr. Krabs! NKC, here we come! Lalalala, laaaa!
Squidward: Ohhh, boy.
(Cut to SpongeBob in the kitchen)
SpongeBob: (He grabs a patty from the freezer and starts to grill it) I’m so excited about this expansion, we’ll get even more customers, and even more stains on the walls and floors! I can barely contain myself! (After grilling the patty, he gets the toppings) One slice of cheese, one leaf of lettuce, an onion slice, a bit of ketchup and mustard, and most importantly, the pick-huh? (He starts frantically searching for the pickle) OH NO! A krabby patty isn’t complete without a juicy, sweet n’ sour pickle! MR. KRABS! 
(SpongeBob starts running from the kitchen, we then cut to Mr. Krabs and Squidward waiting for SpongeBob)
Squidward: Where is he?
Mr. Krabs: Me boy’s probably just gettin’ the fixins rea-
SpongeBob: (He bursts through the back door) MR. KRABS! 
Mr. Krabs: What, me boy?
SpongeBob: I can’t find the pickle to complete the patties!
Mr. Krabs: That’s alright, me boy! The krabby patties are so good, they probably won’t even notice!
SpongeBob: Are you sure, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Of course I’m sure, me boy!
SpongeBob: Ok… (He walks back into the kitchen)
(49 patties later…)
SpongeBob: *Gulp* Ready, sir.
Mr. Krabs: Great! Let’s get this show on the road! Everyone, hop in!
(Everyone gets in the van seats and drives off to NKC, cut to the Burger King, where the owner is outside at the door)
?: Why did I have to get banned? Why?!
(Mr. Krabs, Squidward and SpongeBob arrive)
Mr. Krabs: Hello, sir!
?: Who the heck are you?
Mr. Krabs: Why, I be Eugene H. Krabs! Founder and current owner of The Krusty Krab! But you can just call me Eugene.
?: Pleased to meet you, I’m Franklin.
Mr. Krabs: Say, Franklin, would you be interested in me buying out this establishment?
Franklin: What for?
Mr. Krabs: Well, back in Bikini Bottom, the Krusty Krab hasn’t been getting customers because of this restaurant called The Chill Grill.
Franklin: I see. But I’m not so sure…
Mr. Krabs: Maybe this will change your mind…(He grabs one of SpongeBob’s krabby patties and hands it to Franklin, and Franklin eats it)
Franklin: This...is...DELICIOUS! I have to gather some people so they can experience the amazing flavor with me! Mr. Krabs, you have my permission to turn Burger King into the new and improved Krusty Krab!
Mr. Krabs: (Leans toward SpongeBob) See, I told ya that they wouldn’t notice, me boy!
Customer #1: Hey, these kind of taste better than the original, I think it’s because the pickles were always too sour.
SpongeBob: Well, I guess it all worked out after all.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah! We’ll be the center of the fast food industry in no time!
(Suddenly, a crab wearing a suit and tie appears at the scene)
Mr. Krabsly: HEY! What the seahorse crap is going on here?
Franklin: This crab right here has the best burgers ever!
Mr. Krabsly: Really, huh? (He walks toward Mr. Krabs) What’s your name, krabby?
Mr. Krabs: Why, I’m Eugene H. Krabs, but you can call me Eugene.
Mr. Krabsly: Well, Eugene, were you planning to buy this place out or what?
Mr. Krabs: Why, yes I am.
Mr. Krabsly: Aw hell no! My company already planned to turn this into the Chum Bucket 2!
Mr. Krabs: WHAT?? You and P-plankton are working together?
Mr. Krabsly: That’s right! Last week, me and that squirt created the biggest Chum Bucket in NKC! And we were debating over whether to buy or sell, but we settled on buying so we could become the best of the best in the fast food industry!
Mr. Krabs: That’s crazy! What kind of weirdos would eat chum?
Mr. Krabsly: Lots of “weirdos”, in fact! An entire bus of customers appeared here a few days ago, who happened to be people that try different types of food in the great big sea!
Mr. Krabs: Well, you’ll have to stick with the original, because I already bought out this place!
Mr. Krabsly: Oh, no I’m not! You’re going to give up this company right now!
Mr. Krabs: Why would I?
Mr. Krabsly: I’ll pay Franklin, and he’ll have no choice but to accept the money! Then I’ll run you outta town, krabby!
Mr. Krabs: Oh yeah?
Mr. Krabsly: YEAH!
SpongeBob: Uh oh…
Squidward: Yeah, this doesn’t look like it’s going to end well…
(End)
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