Do You Even Lift, Bro?

"Do You Even Lift, Bro?" is the 4th song of the band's debut EP, Trust Me, I'm A Proctologist!
== Official Lyrics ==
[Intro]
Get Up! I said get up!
[Verse 1]
I could be saying anything
And you'd be swearing on your mother's life, we're the best that's ever been
You'll but my t-shirts, we'll charge you for a meet up
This is easy as pie because the art has died
But I don't give a shit because who's in it for the pride?
It's easier to break into the industry 
By resurrecting what's been and gone, give me the money
You bunch of motherfucking sluts
Let's head onto warped tour and hookup with my best friend, Dahvie
(Best friend Dahvie)
I nearly walked in on him licking 13 year old tits
Brush the weird aside, though he's crossing the line
I slap on some over-the-top makeup
The result is that i'm infinitely sexier
I chugg for days and I take money from you mugs for days
Living the good life while we suck your wallet dry
Screaming more 4-to-the-floor for this section of the verse
Zero inspiration so jump to a default topic from the emocore manual
Today's topic is feeling down or maybe alcohol issues
Speaking of issues, I have issues with issues
Too technical for me, they just need to chugg more
That's the key to heavy
[Chorus]
This is the end of everything
'Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm singing
This is the end of you and me
'Cause now I'm a huge fucking celebrity
[Verse 2]
I'm in with the big boys, woah step back I don't need a picture
Ronnie Radke ain't got nothing on me
But don't tell him I said that 'cause he'd probably kill me
Well my rap game is far superior alone? Pah!
I'm just busy getting stone
So hand me a throne so
'Cause I need you all to know
I'm at the top of the food chain
Unless my label drops me, bleh!
Record label drops me!
I spend my days replying to tweets that are hating on me
So I send a picture of my middle finger
And that shit went more viral than the herpes
That Dahvie got shagging his teenage sister
[Chorus]
This is the end of everything
'Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm singing
This is the end of you and me
'Cause now I'm a huge fucking celebrity
[Outro]
Ring a ring o' roses, pocket full of posies, bitch!