Plankton Wins

Plankton Wins is the first episode of Underwater Adventures.
==Plot==
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==Transcript==
(episode starts)
French Narrator: Ah, Bikini Bottom, so peaceful and relaxing... well, sometimes.
(At the Krusty Krab)
Mr. Krabs: Money, money, searching for all the little smack-a-roos!
SpongeBob: Sir, I've finished scrubbing the toilets!
Mr. Krabs: Good for you, boy. Now go make those Krabby Patties!
SpongeBob: Aye, aye, sir!
(SpongeBob goes back to the kitchen)
Mr. Krabs: What a good boy...
(Plankton sneaks through the floorboards)
Plankton: I'm almost there...
(Plankton sneaks through the door)
Plankton: Getting closer...
(Plankton reaches the safe)
Plankton: YES!
(Plankton uses a device to figure out the safe's code)
(The safe opens)
Plankton: Yes! (grabs secret formula)
(Plankton sneaks out the Krusty Krab with the secret formula and goes to the Chum Bucket)
Plankton: FINALLY! I DID IT! I FINALLY DID IT! OH KAREN! I DID IT!
Karen: You actually got the secret formula?!
Plankton: Yes, and now to make the Krabby Patty!
(At a table in the Chum Bucket)
(Plankton grabs several ingredients for the patty and makes a Krabby Patty)
Plankton: I WON!
(Plankton puts the Krabby Patty on a cloning machine, which clones hundreds of Krabby Patties)
(2 hours later)
(At the Krusty Krab)
Mr. Krabs: Boy, why is there only one customer?
SpongeBob: I don't know, Mr. Krabs.
Customer: I would like a Krabby Patty please.
(SpongeBob cooks a Krabby Patty and gives it to the Customer)
(Customer eats the Krabby Patty and throws money in Mr. Krabs' face)
Mr. Krabs: What the?!
(Fake money is in Mr. Krabs' claw)
Mr. Krabs: HEY!
SpongeBob: Umm, sir? Look at the Chum Bucket...
(The Chum Bucket is filled with customers)
Mr. Krabs: (gasps) OH NO! HOW DID HE GET ME SECRET FORMULA?!
Voice: Will Mr. Krabs ever get the formula back? Stay tuned for the next episode of-
Mr. Krabs: PATRICK!
Patrick: (stops recording) Sorry. HEY I GOT AN IDEA. I'LL MAKE MY OWN RESTUARANT!!!!
(2 seconds later)
(A restaurant called the Dumb Bucket is next to Patrick)
SpongeBob: How did you build that so fast?
Patrick: I hired this guy to do it.
Guy: CHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE
(Meanwhile at the Chum Bucket)
Guy 2: I would like a Chum Stick please.
Plankton: We don't have those anymore, there's just Krabby Patties.
Guy 2: Then I want a Krabby Patty.
(Guy 2 gives Plankton money, and Plankton gives Guy 2 a Krabby Patty)
Mr. Krabs: Don't worry, boy, I called the Health Inspector.
Health Inspector: Is this the restaurant?
Mr. Krabs: No, that one.
Health Inspector: Indeed.
(Health Inspector runs to the Chum Bucket)
Health Inspector: Sir? Hello? Anybody there?
Plankton: DOWN HERE!
Health Inspector: Bad quality...
Plankton: Try a Krabby Patty.
(Health Inspector eats the Krabby Patty)
Health Inspector: FLAVOR. FLAVOR EVERYWHERE. YOU PASSED!
Plankton: You cannot outsmart me Krabs! I WENT TO COLLEGE! AND I'VE WON THE BATTLE AND THE WAR, EUGENE!
Mr. Krabs: (crys) MY BUSINESS IS RUINED!
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, it's okay, you still have the COPY of the secret formula! We can still make Krabby Patties!
Mr. Krabs: I KNOW THAT, but the Chum Bucket is getting more people and eventually the Krusty Krab will be closed!
SpongeBob: We could always sneak in the Chum Bucket, sir.
Mr. Krabs: I'm so glad we hired you.
(Meanwhile, at the Dumb Bucket)
Patrick: TRY ONE OF MY FAMOUS DUMB BURGERS! ONLY 2.99!
Citizens: DUMB BURGERS?! YAY!
(Citizens leave the Chum Bucket)
Plankton: HEY! ONE OF THEM FORGOT TO PAY!
(SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are on the roof of the Chum Bucket)
Mr. Krabs: Use this chum to melt through the ceiling, it acts like acid.
(The chum melts through the ceiling right to the room with the secret formula)
Mr. Krabs: WOOHOO! WE GOT THE SECRET FORMULA, BOY!
(A jail cell lands above SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs, trapping them)
Plankton: HEHEHEHEHE! (takes secret formula) CAN'T YOU SEE KRABS, YOU CAN'T WIN.
Mr. Krabs: (breaks out of jail cell) They didn't used to call me Armor Abs Krabs for nothing.
(SpongeBob grabs the formula)
SpongeBob: WE DID IT!
Plankton: NO! I ALWAYS LOSE!
Mr. Krabs: Watch this, boy! (punches wall)
(Chum Bucket cracks and falls apart)
Plankton: I knew I shouldn't have used cardboard...
(episode ends)
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