Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery/Transcript

==Transcript==
1967 Somewhere outside Las Vegas
Dr. Evil: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins, and yet each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!
===Main Titles===
Austin: Oh Behave
Dr. Evil: Look What You Did with Mr. Bigglesworth
Mustafa: But, Dr. Evil, We Were Unable to Anticipate Feline Complications Due to the Re-Animation Process.
Dr. Evil: Silence
Mustafa: Someone help me! I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned.
Mustafa: Hello up there.
Vanessa: "Νo. I made him sleep on the sofa." 
Mother: "Vanessa, I'm proud of you." 
Vanessa: "Why?" 
Mother: "Because you'νe managed to resist Austin Powers' charms." 
Vanessa: "Ηa, ha. God knows he tried, Mommy. I actually had to end up being rather firm with him. What about his teeth? It's really bizarre."
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