Wirt & Greg vs Lewis & Clark

The two travelling brothers from Over The Garden Wall, Wirt and Greg, and the 19th Century American explorers, Lewis and Clark, battle against each other to see which one of the two travelling duos who discovered animals/monsters not known to exist and led by a female native will come on top.
Wirt and Greg Background: The Unknown
Lewis and Clark Background: Mississippi River
Beat: Lost In Time
[Note: Wirt is denoted in red, Greg in purple, Greg's Frog in green, Beatrice in blue, Woodsman in grey, Lewis in brownish red, Clark in dark orange and Sacagawea in dark purple.]
==Battle ==
EPIC RAP BATTLES: CARTOONS VS HISTORY
WIRT & GREG
VS
LEWIS & CLARK
BEGIN!
=== Wirt and Greg===
(starts at 0:21)
Paging Doctor Cucumber! Croak! I need you for this great show!
To watch as I lay flows on lame foes like molasses on potatoes!
Greg! What have you gotten us into now? We can’t be foes with these!
We’re the whole package! They can’t compete! They’re undeserving of my poetry!
Lewis and who? I don’t recognize these two overgrown garden gnomes
Well maybe once they were important, but now their expedition mission is Unknown
I could produce more rhythm than these racist brutes in suits with a broken flute,
In hot pursuit to shoot these two Dora-the-Explorers the Boot!
Education? Not for Lewis! He couldn’t spell until he was a late teen,
So you might as well thank me when I school you harder than Ms. Langtree
They discovered skunks. Really? Yep. It sure shows, they stink!
The plot sinks: Welcome to the Unknown, boys! You’re more lost than you think!
===Lewis and Clark===
(0:52)
Yo, William, look at that stripling in his silly Santa hat
Step back or we'll cut through Gravity Falls hacks like paths
Roar vicious as a grizzly bear, you just can't match up to that!
We get as mad as a cut bullsnake if you challenge us in rap!
Let's show those scary stoats what happens if they mess with our guns
Since they were doomed to true darkness before this battle had begun
We've encountered many animals, scarier than your Disney creature
When we're done, we'll throw your Corps in the Mississippi river
About time that our Father gave us a mission to fight brats in rhymes
And then we'll send Dopey and Bashful back to Snow White
Got the Goldeneye on you, to get through two kids so inept
By shoving Greg in a kettle, and Wirt can blow our clarinets!
===Beatrice===
(1:23)
Shut your traps! It’s a bad omen when this bluebird enters through your track,
‘Cause she’ll rain wrath on two pushovers fast. You’ll die some day, and I’ll laugh!
These coonskin cap wearing brats are Two Old Cats who need a class on how to rap
Better watch where your shots are fired, I heard Clark is a real pain in the ass!
We’re taking on Beasts! You’re too scared to square with Bears and fish!
But a native teenage mother? Does Hancock know about the “Indian Affairs”!? (Beatrice!)
Put you in an early grave next to the bits of your fame and this claimed fight,
So let’s hope at least the makers of your Tome can remember your names right!
===Sacagawea===
(1:44)
This Shoshone shall end Grumpy who just joined her fable crew
I'll make this lil' bird feel so blue, when I'm through hunting you
With my leading ability and vicious skills I stand taller
Than your soft raps who aren't even worth a Sacagawea dollar
Hunted down or shut up! The outcomes of a wild native brawl!
Then my baby will join the party and knock you Over The Garden Wall
No wonder you can't find your Dante with your birdie portrayal
Silly Beatrice! You own flow worse than your betrayal!
===Wirt, Greg and Beatrice===
(2:05)
Ain’t that just the way? Wayward leaves akin to that of these failures fears,
My “betrayal” was for family, while your genocidal ways paved the Trail of Tears
It was a grand adventure to unearth the truth, and now we unfold it
That your greatest discovery was how to cure a headache with a bullet!
===Lewis, Clark and Sacagawea===
(2:15)
We're renowned around the globe, while your show's a hoax
After that, I'll write on my journal how we beat those Three folks
Leave them as food for animals! I'm sure they'll beg for mercy
We've won our medallions! That's the end of our journey!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES: CARTOONS-
Croak!
-VS HISTORY!!!
==Navigation==
Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs History
 	
Season 1: 	Ötzi vs Fred Flintstone • Chowder vs Gordon Ramsay • The Beast vs Jack the Ripper • Eren Jaeger vs David • Michael Bay vs Wile E. Coyote • Dr. Frankenstein vs Dr. Jumba • Barney Stinson vs Johnny Bravo • BoJack Horseman vs Mr. Ed • Queen Elsa vs The Phantom of the Opera • Omi vs Percy Jackson • Noah vs Ash Ketchum • Dynamo vs Yugi Muto • Bear Grylls vs Yogi Bear • Naruto vs Batman • Inside Out vs Sigmund Freud
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Bonus Battles:	Dante Alighieri vs The Seven Deadly Sins