Level 1-5 missions

===Empire v Rebels (Hidden)===
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 	Hi, everybody!General Ashe said I should give a speech. Ahem. The rebellion began 11 years ago, when I was still just a kid. I'm not even sure why the Rebels are so pissed off.I mean, there they were - part of some crappy country just sitting there wearing those stupid hats, and then we came along and made them part of the Empire! How awesome was that? They should be thanking us!Oh, General Ashe wants to say something…
 	Thank you, Your Majesty.Men, this is where we crush the Rebellion once and for all! All divisions - ATTACK!
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 	Well done, Captain!Between you and General Ashe, this war will be over in no time!
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 	Remember when I said "this war will be over in no time", and then General Ashe defected to the rebel side and we've been fighting ever since?
 	Two years to the day, sir.
===The Best Offense is Offense===
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 	Well, we made it to the Outpost. What now?
 	Well, difficult to see anything from here. Let's scout around to determine our best positioning to look for uranium. Then I've got several blueprints for resource buildings, housing, and water irrigation.
 	Yeah cool. Hey, if we want to live long enough to find anything useful, we're going to need a barracks.
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 	Hey, Floyd, what's up with the Barracks?It's just sitting there. Lookin' all smug. Stupid smug Barracks, with its stupid ribbon...
 	The Captain needs to cut the ribbon.Only after the Captain has tapped it can a new building begin operation.
===Training Day===
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 	Captain, meet Perkins,Soon to be the 95th Rifle's newest Trooper!
 	Newest Trooper?You told me Floyd needed help with a —
 	HAHAHA, never mind Perkins — he's just a big joker.He was really excited to volunteer. All right, kid, let's get you all trained up. Remember, the part with the hole in it points at the bad guy.
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 	Erm... Captain, sir,Specialist Perkins reporting for duty... Sir!
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 	With that taken care of, this bottle and I are going to take a little nap.
===Everyone needs a Pillbox===
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 	We're going to need some defenses, too. We're completely unprotected out here.
 	I don't see how this is all necessary. We're not on an offensive military operation. We should scout out the area for resources.
 	Yeah, and we can't do that if we're dead, can we?
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 	I have to say, this is a great looking pillbox, Morgan!
 	Don't thank me. Zoey did all the work.
 	Aw, anyone can do it, just gotta have some common sense, is all. And of course, yah gotta love deadly projectiles.
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 	I USED TO be his favorite.
===Hunkering Down===
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 	Sir, we've spotted, well–They look like raiders.
 	Don't waste the Captain's time with bedtime stories about Frontier boogeymen. I'm sure whoever is out there will surrender as soon as they see down the business end of an Imperial rifle.
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 	So… raiders are real.I didn't see that one coming.
 	I won't wait up for your apology…Sir.
 	OK, so this, uh... this changes things.Floyd, we're gonna need, like, WAAAY more guns. We've got reinforcements scheduled to arrive soon from the south, but something tells me they're not going to arrive in time.
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 	And while we're getting the guns I'm going to need a… strategically placed shower. For military purposes.
===Round 3! Fight!===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Captain, the Raiders are back!It's just a small force this time, but one of them is REALLY ugly!
 	You are not wanted here.This is our land. You attacked our scouts. We will not tolerate your presence.
 	Didn't see a sign, pal!You got a problem, take it up with the Emperor!
 	Emperor?!BWAHAHAHA! Your Emperor is 3,529 miles from here, my skinny friend. Leave now before my patience runs out.
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 	How dare you attack us!I have shown great restraint this day, Imperials, but my mercy is at an end. None of your people will be permitted in our land.
 	Seriously?What are you going to do about it? The nearest Imperial settlement is Recoil Ridge, and they're a couple hundred miles south of here.
 	More Imperials dwell in our lands? They will pay the price for your arrogance!
 	Oh man. My bad!
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 	That is at LEAST 90% my fault. 85. 90. 85.
===Buildings Team===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Things out here are a lot more dangerous than we expected. We're going to need a Hospital.
 	We're going to need a Stone Quarry.
 	No, Floyd, HOS-PIT-AL. It's a big building full of sick people.
 	That's not important right now. If you want to build anything on that scale, we're going to need construction materials, and the most basic material out in this wasteland is stone.
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 	Sweet! Can we build the Hospital now?
 	Not just yet. First we'll need to get some basic infrastructure in place before we can begin harvesting and processing stone. No sense doing things in half measures!
 	Are all Civil Engineers like you, or am I being punished?
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 	If Morgan is being punished, I have no doubt he deserves it.
===Shameless Self-Promotion - 1===
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 	Great work, everyone! We did it!
 	Did what?
 	One of our units is ready to be promoted!Didn't you notice after that last battle?
 	Promoted? How do we do that?
 	Tap on the Army View button in the lower right.Then, find the unit that's ready for promotion and tap it. That will take you to the Unit Info window. Finally, tap the blue up arrow to start the promotion.
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 	When you promote a Soldier or Vehicle,all the units of that type get more powerful - even new ones you build in the future.
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 	Soon we'll be invincible!
===Shameless Self-Promotion - 2===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Where are our newly promoted troops? Are they still being trained?
 	We have to collect them!Once their promotion is finished, collect them from the Unit Info window.
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 	Gentlemen, please welcome our first Rank 2 troops!
 	I baked cookies!
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 	Perkins' cookies are actually pretty good.
===Build a Resource Depot===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Uh... Floyd?Shouldn't we be collecting Stone from that quarry?
 	Well, we'd need Haulers to transport the Stone we collect. And to do that, we'd need to build a Resource Depot.
 	... Can we set that up?
 	… … Oh, of course!I thought we were just exploring a hypothetical situation. By all means, let's get started!
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 	Our Haulers automatically pick up the Stone produced at the Quarry, and bring it back to the Resource Depot so we can use it.
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 	I used to drive a Hauler for extra money. Not fun.
===MEDIC!===
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 	So, about that Hospital...
 	Of course! With a Hospital, we can save troops injured in battleand give them a place to recover.We can even save units that require Nanopods to train.
 	Yeah, I know what a Hospital is, Floyd.
 	Right. Sorry.
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 	It's good to see our troops receiving the best care the Empire can afford.
 	I'd have said "is willing to pay for," but yeah, more or less.
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 	I mean, they've all BEEN to a med school.
===To the Rescue!===
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 	Good news, sir! Our reinforcements will meet us in Recoil Ridge!
 	That's a nice change of pace!All right, Floyd – we're off to rescue Recoil Ridge from psychopathic marauders.
 	I can't believe you're leaving me here by myself!
 	Man, you whine a lot. We built a whole Pillbox!
 	ALL I HAVE IS A CHAINSAW!!! What good is that going to do INSIDE A PILLBOX?!?
 	Uh... well... wait for them by the door?
 	... I hate you SO much.
===To the Rescue!===
Encounter rewards:
* , Gunner, Mortar Team
* , Grenadier, Shock Trooper x 2
* , Arsonist, Imperial Dragoon
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Looks like our backup has already engaged the Raiders.
 	Let's show these primitive screwheads what the Imperial Army is made of!
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 	Thanks, kid!Another couple of minutes, an' them Raiders woulda kicked us in the tuckus! I never gave the Empire much credit, but you folks've done right by us.
 	We're just protecting the Empire's citizens, Sheriff.If you'd like to thank us, send a note to High Command. Or a case of whiskey to my tent.Well, boys, it looks like our job here is done.Pack your gear and fetch the supplies – we're heading out!
 	Wait—yer leavin'?What if the Raiders come back?
 	From the look of things, they've been here the whole time. Your town survived before we got here, right?
 	Well, yeah. But once you Imperials showed up, the Raiders got all ornery!
 	Well, then, it's a good thing we're leaving, isn't it? If you're still worried, try building a Pillbox. It always does wonders for me. Rifles – move out!
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 	All right, folks, let's get this circus moving!
===Heroes Return (Hidden)===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Just tap the Home button to go back to the Outpost.
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 	Did I hear you're heading north? I'm interested in the ruins up there in the northern wilderness. Have you got a spare seat?
 	This is a military operation, not the uptown express. We can't go giving free rides to every fool who thinks they're gonna strike it rich in some ancient ruins.
 	All I've got to trade is this bottle of whiskey and -
 	Perkins!Give this gentleman your seat.
 	But... Where will I sit?
 	Like I care. Welcome aboard, sir.
 	So, tell me about yourself.
 	Me?Well, the past few years I've been traveling abroad, scouring ancient sites for -
 	I was talking to the Whiskey.
==='Splosions, Man!===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Sir, I know we shipped out kinda bare bones since we're just lookin' for rocks or whatever...
 	I've told you we're surveying key resources to develop a new super weapon that will destroy the Rebels once and for all, but, sure, we'll call it "lookin' for rocks".
 	Anyhow, now that it turns out things out here ain't as lonely as we expected, maybe we oughta train some Grenadiers?
 	Sure. Why not.It'll keep us busy until our reinforcements arrive.
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 	Man, now that we've trained this guy, I remember how much Grenadiers creep me out. Those pins slip out on their own sometimes! It's super dangerous!
 	Jeez, sir, he's standing right here!
 	I'm very aware of where people are standing, thank you!
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 	Hey Grenade guy! Go stand somewhere else.
===Grenadier Training===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Sergeant Ramsey, sir, what are these green metal things that look like little pineapples? And why do they have these pins in them?
 	Dah! Perkins!Those are grenades! Give them to me... carefully!
 	Sorry, sir - I didn't know! Lieutenant Morgan gave them to me and ordered me to learn how to juggle.
 	Whew... All right, come with me. We're gonna learn some more about Grenadiers.
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 	So what have we learned today?
 	Not to touch things that aren't ours?
 	Well... sure. Yes.
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 	Perkins has not failed. We have failed HIM.
===The Agricultural Industrial Complex===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Between the extra troops and workers, we're going to need more food than expected. That means Farms.Aside from feeding us, growing crops at Farms earns Gold and XP.Earn enough XP, and the Outpost will level up.That unlocks more buildings and better troops.
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 	Excellent! I've always had something of a green thumb, you know...
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 	Remember, planting crops is a great way to level up and earn Gold!
===Green Acres===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Now then, we'll need to plant something.How about Cabbage? I've always liked slaw myself, and my grandfather had a phenomenal sauerkraut recipe...
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 	Haha, wonderful! Now, I'm thinking perhaps we should have built a kitchen or something first?
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 	Ah well, we'll sort the kitchen question out later.
===Scavengers===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	We're under attack by wild boars, sir!
 	Attack? Like... in an organized way?
 	Well... they're rooting around at Floyd's new farm. Permission to treat them as hostile?
 	Um... Permission granted?
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 	Morgan, you should come quick and look! I've lured some of the local fauna onto the farm to help fertilize it! There's a whole herd of wild boars on the Outpost!
 	Oh... yeah. Don't go looking for them. They, um... left?
 	Ah... such a shame.
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 	Ah well, I'm sure we'll see more of them.
===Everybody Must Get Stone===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Morgan, I think the Captain should invest in a second Stone Quarry.
 	Really? But we already HAVE a Stone Quarry! And the other stone outcroppings are so far away! And my trick knee is acting up!
 	One Stone Quarry is simply insufficient for the needs of our growing outpost! We'll need to build land expansions thoughtfully to allow us to access the resources we need! And you can help alleviate your trick knee by strengthening your quads.
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 	Yes! More Stone! I told you this was a good idea!
 	Seriously? You were against the new Stone Quarry from the start!
 	Was I, Floyd? Was I REALLY? Think back...
 	Yes! You were! I was for it, and you were against it!
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 	I bet I wasn't.
===Hospital-ity===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Sadly, we WILL have to fight once in a while. That means that our troops will need treatment at our Hospital.Therefore, we should upgrade the Hospital as well.Upgrading reduces the time and resources needed to heal our men. Later on, it'll even increase the size of the hospital queue!
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 	Great! We should continue upgrading when we can!Endless streams of cannon fodder, here we come!
 	... Suffice it to say that I'll agree with continuing to upgrade, and no further.
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 	Everyone appreciates a good upgrade!
===Green Acres - Part 2===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Don't stop now!Let's get some more seeds in the ground!Sure, there are a few more grains of dirt and bugs than in the cabbage you'll find in the city. And yeah, maybe it's a little wilted. It doesn't matter - this cabbage is the fruit of our labors! Er... vegetable. The vegetable of our labors.
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 	Haha! Wonderful! I'm SURE artichokes are supposed to be this color!
===Green Acres - Part 3===
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 	Let's plant some Daikon! I'm not even sure what that is, but it's going to be great! Can you make it into a stew? The boys of the 95th would love that!
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 	Wow! That's quite the reward! Thanks for sticking with me to the end!
===End of Session Chat (Hidden)===
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 	Man, that's a ton of construction, isn't it?You know, being a great leader isn't just about smart decisions in battle. You also have to make hard choices about how to run the base.
 	Morgan's right, you know. For example, you might want to build more houses and more farms while we wait. Or start a land expansion, maybe- it's getting awfully crowded here.You could even Hurry the construction of the Tool Shop using Nanopods. Then we could start making tools right away. Or you might—
 	Ultimately, the decision is yours.You alone are responsible for your successes and failures. Our forces can only be as strong as the choices you make here.
===Renewable Raiders===
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 	Captain, we've still got Raiders patrolling nearby.If you see any Raiders skulking around, you should take them out. It's good practice and it makes a point. Plus, a lot of those guys carry basic supplies, and frankly, we could use whatever we can scrounge up.
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 	Nicely done, sir!
 	Remember, any time you need some extra gold or wood or whatever, try taking out some Raiders. There's a good chance they'll be carrying something worthwhile.
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 	Plus it's just fun to shoot those guys.
===Movin' On Up===
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 	This outpost is shaping up quite well, Captain! But we could be doing even better if we were to upgrade some of our buildings. As we upgrade, our buildings and farms will produce more.For example, our Stone Quarry could produce Stone even faster if we upgrade.Doing so just once will double its output!Tap on the Stone Quarry and Upgrade the building!
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 	Very nice. Our Stone production is way up now!
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 	We'll be running at full capacity in no time!
===Zoey Builds the Worst House===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	We really need to upgrade from this tent city we've got going on. I've been in the service too long to be waking up with backaches.
 	Wait... are you saying you need a house? I can do that! I've never built one before - this will be fun!
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 	All done building the Hovel, LT! I didn't know where you wanted it, so I built it on retractable tank treads. You can move it wherever you like!
 	I'm sorry... what?
 	Just try not to overheat the engine, or it might start a fire in the ammo magazine. And THAT would be bad.
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 	Having Zoey around makes me feel... not safe.
===Tax and Spend===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Hey, Floyd...Hypothetically, if I'd made some... bad investments, and I needed cash quick, what would you recommend? Is "sell Perkins" a good idea?
 	Well, the Empire requires civilians living on Imperial outposts to pay a regular protection stipend (versus other Imperial citizens) in exchange for their enhanced level of safety.
 	Sweet! I'll just collect taxes from the houses we've built! Then the Captain never needs to know about my little slip up.
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 	Whew, thanks Floyd. You really came through there! But, let's just keep this money emergency between us, if you don't mind...
 	Hmm? Money emergency? Keep what between us?
 	The thing with... ah! Right. Keep WHAT between us.
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 	What in the world is Morgan talking about?
===Toolin' Around===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Morgan, I'm worried about Zoey...
 	Really? She seems fine. She's always buzzing around hard at work.
 	That's my concern. If we don't find her something constructive to keep her busy, I fear that she may invent something else like the "Toaster Plus" that nearly killed you.
 	Let's get that girl's hands busy.
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 	Oh, wow! My very own Tool Shop!?
 	Yeah, just, you know, try to build things within standard operating parameters. We don't need a repeat of some previous attempts.
 	That ain't fair, LT! If we'd built the whole kitchen out of reinforced steel like I wanted, it woulda been no big deal! Besides, I cleaned it up!
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 	I was picking toaster shrapnel out of the walls for weeks.
===Tools of the Trade===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Thanks for the ride, folks!I don't suppose you've got any supplies you could spare for a fellow Imperial Citizen...
 	Seriously, pal...We're not running a charity. We've got troops to feed.
 	Oh, I can pay.In fact, I'd be happy to give you enough Nanopods to get the job done quickly.
 	Did you say Nanopods?Of course the Empire does whatever it can to support archaeological research. I'll even see to it that these Nanopods get turned in to the proper authorities. Me!
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 	Thanks for the help! I'll be sure to swing by if I'm ever in the area again.
 	Sure, assuming you don't die of thirst or get eaten or something, swing on by!
 	Oh, Lieutenant! I know my way around out here. I wouldn't worry about my chances of survival.
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 	Be seeing you!
===Tutorial End (Hidden)===
===Build a Bakery===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	I am so sick of the Cabbage that Floyd keeps growing for everybody. I need some real food!
 	Ooh! I love real food! Can I help? I've got this idea for a Bakery I've been itchin' to try out!
 	Um...
 	Thanks, LT!
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 	All set! I rigged up a spare jet engine to help speed up baking times. The oven now goes from 0 to 1600 degrees in 1.4 seconds!
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 	We need to give that girl something to do before she 'helps' us to death.
===Live Fire Training===
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 	Sir! We need to erect our Battle Readiness Flag.Once we do, we can signal whether or not we want to participate in combat with other Imperial outposts.
 	What's this flag you're talking about?
 	See, the Empire believes in constant combat readiness.To that end, remote outposts are encouraged to engage in live fire combat maneuvers, complete with resource collection.
 	Did you say the Empire wants us to attack other outposts?!That's insane!
 	The policies of the Imperial Army have gotten a little... eccentric since General Ashe defected.
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 	Whenever you're ready, you can tap the flag and enter the fray.
 	By going into battle, we can earn gold, resources, and XP.
 	We can also prove we're the toughest bunch of Imperials the Northern Frontier has ever seen!
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 	Let's get out there and show 'em what a real army looks like!
===Meet Raider Kids - Part 1 (Hidden)===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	AAAAAA!!!!Stop shooting!
 	Oh my God, LT!They're just kids! How could you do this to them?
 	Damn it, Zoey, how was I supposed to know?With their stupid little masks on they all look the same! Sorry, kids - we'll stop trying to kill you now, I promise!
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 	They're cryin' so hard they can't even talk! Do somethin', you big lug!
===Meet Raider Kids - Part 2===
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 	Hey, you kids... um... stop crying. I'll give you a dollar.
 	Morgan! You're useless! Let's bake them some cookies to calm them down.
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 	Here, these will make you feel better.Don't you fret none 'bout the gasoline smell.
 	Are you kids OK?I'm sorry 'bout the Lieutenant here. He can be real mean sometimes.
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 	Hey! I'm not mean!
===Meet Raider Kids - Part 3===
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 	What are you kids doin' all the way out here, anyhow?
 	Yeah, shouldn't you be at home with your... uh... families? Yurts? Whatever. God, I need a drink.
 	We heard the Elders talking about you so we wanted to see you and Daro found something in the desert and it has your flag on it and then Taro wanted to tell you about it and... and we were just trying to help!
 	Imperial property all the way out here? I don't believe that.
 	It's true, I SWEAR it's true! Come on, we'll even show you where it is!
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 	All right. I'm still 99% sure this is an ambush...
===Rescue to the Recon===
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 	No Raiders in sight, sir. No tall ones, anyway.
 	Look! See? It's got the same symbol as your flag!
 	It's an old Night Owl series Recon Vehicle. Looks pretty beat up... but nothing Zoey couldn't fix. Huh - and it looks like some Wild Boars have moved in.
 	Hmm. A Recon Vehicle would give us an edge exploring all of this... nothing... up here. All right - let's bring it home!
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 	Nice work! Now let's tow this thing back to base. Zoey's got her work cut out for her!
===Baked Goods===
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 	Ah, a bakery! I've always loved the smell of freshly baked... wait... is that jet fuel?
 	Don't you worry none about the smell. I'm sure it will go away once we fire up the engines - I mean, ovens a couple of times. Here, let me bake somethin' for you!
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 	All done! Now where'd Floyd run off to?
===Move Along===
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 	Ever since we built that Hovel, the residents have been complaining about noise from the Camps and Settlements. Is there some way we can relocate them?
 	Technically, yes... but we run the risk of eminent domain violations -
 	Floyd, I don't know what that is, and I'm pretty sure that you just made it up.
 	You need some distance between the Camps and the Hovel I built? Don't you boys worry, I'll take care of it!
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 	All done, LT!Told ya those retractable tank-treads would come in handy!
 	NOOO!!!Zoey, you drove that house RIGHT ON TOP OF MR. PURRFACE!
 	Meow!
 	Oh, no, he's fine. Sorry. False alarm. Come here, kitty... That must have been so scary!
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 	There. Now that that's off my plate, I'm going to declare inbox bankruptcy. If something is truly urgent, I'll get another message about it.
===Tools For Zoey===
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 	Zoey, construction isn't your true calling. You need to work on something that plays to your strengths. Something that's SUPPOSED to drive around and endanger people's lives.
 	You brought me a Tank?! AND it's damaged? Oh my gosh, you guys are just too sweet!
 	It's not a Tank, it's a 'Night Owl' series Armored Recon Vehicle.
 	Oh, c'mon! You drive it around, it's got a big ol' gun on top - it's a Tank. And I'll have her good as new in no time!
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 	The wiring in that poor thing was melted, but I got her all fixed up, good as new!
===Fill Her Up!===
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 	All patched up! Ain't she a beauty? All she needs now is some Oil and she'll be good to go.
 	You know who has Oil, Lieutenant? Sheriff Colt back at Recoil Ridge. He sent a note just the other day saying, "Have Oil. We'll share for help with the local hooligans."
 	Well, that's convenient! Let's head back to Recoil Ridge and help ourselves to some Oil... I mean, help the guy out.
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 	Perkins! Stop messin' around. Let's get this... ahem, TANK... going. We've got Raiders to hunt.
 	Scout. Not hunt. Remember, don't start anything you can't finish. Just find the Raider base and come back. No shooting.
 	Sir, yes, sir. I remember your orders. I disarmed all the gun turrets to make sure we couldn't -
 	You did WHAT?!
 	Nothing - keep ignoring him. Just move out. We'll see you when we see you.
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 	Getting out of here will be good for them.
===Frontier Justice===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Thanks for the hand. Here's your Oil - now kindly git goin'!
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 	If I could fill that deputy position, we wouldn't need to be posting these 'Help Wanted' ads so often.
===Wiggle Room===
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 	Hey Floyd?It's getting pretty crowded around here. Any chance you civilians would be willing to approve a Land Expansion? It would be really nice to get the shooting range at our Barracks away from heavily trafficked areas.
 	Hmm… It's a bit earlier than I expected, but I suppose I could bend a few rules.
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 	Cool, thanks Floyd. I CALL DIBS ON THE NEW LAND.
 	Wha…! Morgan, you can't call dibs, that land is for everyone on the Outpost!
 	Fine, you guys can use it, but don't forget, it's totally mine and I called it.
Reward screen 	Reward screen
 	I suppose I'll take it. He DID call dibs.
===Get a Move On===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
Start mission 	Start mission
 	Morgan?Weren't you going to move the Barracks to the new, open space? Wasn't that the whole point of this?
 	Well, I was, but it turns out once one of the civilians got shot, everyone started going the long way around and leaving the Barracks alone. Now Ramsey and I are gonna use the open space to ride dirt bikes.
 	Morgan. Move. The. BARRACKS.
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 	There Floyd! We moved it!Floyd! Floyd? Hey, Zoey, where's Floyd? I wanted to make a big deal and pout about how he made me do my job.
 	Floyd?Aw, he and Ramsey are off ridin' dirt bikes in all the new empty space.
Reward screen 	Reward screen
 	They… they went without me.
===The Lonesome West===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
Start mission 	Start mission
 	Man, it's so open and roomy out here now. I feel kinda weird. Like… exposed.
 	Hey, I'm not scared!But, as a leader, I can imagine that some other people are, and for their sake, I'm going to build another Pillbox.
Finish mission	Finish mission
 	There safe and sound. Everyone else is. *ahem* I continue to be very brave. And handsome.
Reward screen 	Reward screen
 	Also, I'm good at math.
===On Your Own...Sort Of (Hidden)===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
Start mission	Start mission
 	Huh - some of this stuff is going to take a while...You can always use Nanopods to hurry things along, but if you're itching for something to do now, you can fight with other players.For a head-to-head fight with other players...Tap on the "Random Match" button along the bottom of the screen. Or you can visit your friends and Raid their outposts to steal valuable resources.
===Perkins Returns===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
Start mission 	Start mission
 	Lieutenant! We found the Raider village! The Sarge stayed behind to gather intel. I can lead you to it whenever you guys are ready!
 	Great work, Perkins! I knew we could count on you! Wait - no... I had my doubts. But it didn't turn out to be a disaster, so good job!
 	Um... thanks, Lieutenant. By the way, who has been watching the Sarge's cat while we were away? He ordered me to prepare a full report...
 	His cat? I didn't know the Sarge had a cat...
Finish mission	Finish mission
 	Mrrow?
Reward screen 	Reward screen
 	WOO HOO! I get to live! Now let's go give it to those Raiders!
===The Empire Strikes Back===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
Start mission 	Start mission
 	We're ready to go, Captain! Perkins - lead the way. Those Raiders have no idea what's about to hit them.
Finish mission	Finish mission
 	I didn't see the Warlord anywhere - that worries me.
 	Sirs, we found something! This... thing was set up near the center of the Raider camp.
 	Looks too fancy for the Raiders. I wonder where they stole it from...
 	They didn't steal it, they found it. That's an Ancient relic you're looking at!
 	Whoa. Where did you come from?
 	Sorry if I startled you. I noticed the artifact a few days ago, but the Raider patrols made it impossible to inspect. You showing up certainly improved the situation.
 	Huh... Well, we shouldn't overstay our welcome. Let's get this thing packed up, and we'll investigate it back at the Outpost.
Reward screen 	Reward screen
 	Don't worry, Mr. Purrface - daddy is coming home!
===Wisdom of the Ancients===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
Start mission	Start mission
 	Zoey, can you do anything with that pile of junk we brought back from the Raider Village?
 	Um... yeah, about that. I don't even know how to take it apart. There are no seams or screws. It's all one piece.
 	Allow me. The markings on this 'junk,' as you call it, indicate a production date around Epoch Three of the pre-Imperial age. It will take some time to reactivate it, but it appears to be in working order.
 	Great. Do you know what it does?
 	Well, the name is printed here, near the top. It's in an ancient tongue, but I believe it translates roughly to Money Tree.
 	Wait seriously? The Ancients had Money Trees?
 	Well, obviously it doesn't especially resemble an actual tree. My research indicates they were somewhat distanced from nature in their daily lives.
 	No, I mean, does it actually grow money?
 	Oh, that! Yes, once I get it working, it should.
 	Well, what are you waiting for!
Reward screen	Reward screen
 	I will be so disappointed if that prospector turns out to be as crazy as I think he is.
===Plenty for All===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
Start mission 	Start mission
 	Well, that should do it. Your Money Tree is up and running.
 	Money Tree... so it actually makes Gold?
 	Correct. It just requires manual activation once a day.
 	I have to push a button every day?! This is the worst Money Tree ever!
 	It's kind of astonishing how quickly you can go from amazed to entitled.
Finish mission	Finish mission
 	Thanks for the help. Just so it's clear, I'm keeping the Money Tree. You can't have it.
 	It's a little large for me to carry anyway. The Money Tree is yours - just be sure to let me know if you come across anything else... unusual.
Reward screen 	Reward screen
 	Does it strike anyone else as odd that a 4,000 year old Money Tree makes modern money?
===Porcine Pugilist===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
Start mission 	Start mission
 	Man, there were a ton of boars back there!
 	You don't say.Other than their constant attempts to trample us to death, I almost didn't notice. What of it?
 	Sir, this is perfect! We can take the men back there anytime to practice their combat skills!
 	Meh. They already know what end of the gun points at the enemy right? At least most of them?
 	… we also frequently find gold and resources there.
 	Get those men marching!
Finish mission	Finish mission
 	That was an excellent combat exercise for the men, Captain! Remember, any time we want to get in a little practice, we can come back here.
 	Or, you know, when we need a little more operating income.
 	That too.
Reward screen 	Reward screen
 	Don't worry - those pigs had it coming.
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