Sad Boys & Sad Girls

==Overview==
Double Hearts Variety Hour presents “Sad Boys and Sad Girls,” where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining music by sad boys and sad girls. They launch a relationship advice show and exhaust metaphors. Sorry, Joe. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox are finally off the SS Double Heads and back on land, although they won't disclose where they're located. They have fan mail to read, the first being from Thomas, a lighthouse operator in Maine. Thomas might have found "the one," but he doesn't know how to tell his partner about his marriage to the sea. Matt and Dillon dissect the letter and determine Thomas might not actually be married to the sea.
They once again plug Try Hard Coffee to talk about their DJ residency and that they definitely don't live in Try Hard's lavish basement apartment that requires a secret password to access.
Halfway through the episode they start talking with sexy voices. They find a second piece of fan mail tied to a rock addressed to "Double Hearts Variety Hour." The letter is from Carla, who recently went through a breakup with Thomas the Lighthouse Operator. They give great advice about the problem with lots of fishing metaphors.
They decide the genres complement.
==Featured Characters==
Dillon Minacci
Matt Fox
Thomas the Lighthouse Operator
Carla
==Featured Music==
Mitski - "Francis Forever"
Hop Along - "Get Disowned"
Junior Boys - "When No One Cares"
Birthmark - "Stuck"
Bully - "Bully"
Zammuto - "Your Time"
Little Big League - "Tokyo Drift"
Scott Walker - "It's Raining Today"
Hurray for the Riff Raff - "Look Out Mama"
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - "Straight to You"
Julien Baker - "Sprained Ankle"
Soccer Mommy - "I'm On Fire"
Richard Hawley - "The Ocean"