Toot 'n' Talk Swimmers

These are battery-operated Class of 3000 schoolkid dolls in swimming attire; they're made by Mattel. They have vinyl heads, synthetic hair, movable arms, plastic bodies and delightfully goofy underwater farting noises complete with real bubble-making actions and accompanying remarks when their right hands are raised and then pressed; they're meant to be used in bathtubs, pools, hot tubs, bays, oceans, seas and other "underwater" places. They've been sold since 2007-2009 at many, many department, gift, party and toy retailers; they cost $15 each when originally sold in 2007, then $8 each when sold in 2008 and in 2009, they were $4 each.
== The Kids ==
Each doll is 7" in height; when their right hands are raised and then held, they make an underwater farting noise complete with air-powered bubble-making action, followed by a delightfully goofy remark.
=== Philly Phil ===
He's in marigold swim trunks with cerulean raindrops on them; he also wears yellow flippers and features the characteristic vocals of Phil LaMarr as Philly himself.
==== His Underwater Farting Noises and Accompanying Remarks ====
# (Underwater fart) Oh no, the underwater symphony just got funky in here!
# (Underwater toot) I'm making bubbles that even fish can dance to!
# (Underwater poot) Oooops, looks like I've got some extra underwater propulsion going on!
# (Underwater fart) Did someone turn up the underwater bubble machine?
# (Underwater toot) Oooops, I just launched a bubble rocket!
# (Underwater poot) My underwater toots are like tiny bubbles of laughter!
# (Underwater fart) Hold on, the underwater funk train is leaving the station!
=== Madison ===
She's in a chartreuse bikini with purple peace signs all over it; she also has lime green nail polish on her fingernails and toenails. This Toot 'n' Talk Swimmer has the Southern-accented cartoon vocals of Jennifer Hale as Madison from Class of 3000 herself.
==== Her Underwater Farting Noises and Accompanying Remarks ====
# (underwater fart) Gah! Who really stunk up this darn place?
# (underwater toot) D'ah! My nose is sensitive.
# (underwater poot) Oops, sorry about that one! No blame, just bubbles.
# (underwater fart) Yikes! Who brought the underwater skunk to the party?
# (underwater toot) My toots are like tiny bubbles of laughter floating through the water!
# (underwater poot) Ew, who pooted?
# (Underwater toot) Oopsie-daisy, looks like I tooted my way to the top of the bubbles!
=== Kim ===
She's in a carnation-pink bikini with lavender flowers all over it; she also has periwinkle nail polish on her fingernails and toenails. This Toot 'n' Talk Swimmer has the cartoon character vocals of Janice Kawaye as Kim from Class of 3000 herself.
==== Her Underwater Farting Noises and Accompanying Remarks ====
# (Underwater fart) Pee-yew, it smells like pond scum!
# (Underwater toot) Oopsie, I've really outdone my bubbles!
# (Underwater poot) Whoopsie daisy, I tooted my way to the deep end!
# (Underwater toot) Did you hear that? It's my underwater orchestra!
# (Underwater toot) I'm bringing the toot-tastic vibes to the pool party!
# (Underwater toot) I'm the queen of underwater toots! Long may they bubble!
# (Underwater toot) My toots are like secret underwater messages; that's a fact, Jack!
=== Kam ===
He's in sky blue swim trunks with periwinkle flowers all over them; he also wears black flippers. This Toot 'n' Talk Swimmer has the cartoon character vocals of Janice Kawaye as Kam from Class of 3000 himself.
==== His Underwater Farting Noises and Accompanying Remarks ====
# (underwater fart) Yuck! Who did THAT?
# (Underwater toot) Oops, did I just serenade the fish with a musical toot?
# (Underwater poot) Whoa, did someone turn up the underwater jet propulsion system?
# (Underwater toot) My toots are like secret underwater Morse code messages; I hope that you will decipher them!
# (Underwater poot) Oops, looks like I just unleashed an underwater toot storm!
# (Underwater toot) Did you hear that? It's the sound of my bubbly melodies!
# (Underwater poot) My underwater poots are like tiny torpedoes of giggle fits!
=== Tamika ===
She's in an aqua bikini with red peace signs all over it; she also wears blue flippers and has neon green painted nails. This Toot 'n' Talk Swimmer has the cartoon character vocals of Crystal Scales as Tamika from Class of 3000 herself.
==== Her Underwater Farting Noises and Accompanying Remarks ====
# (Underwater fart) Oh no-who brought the underwater bean buffet?
# (Underwater toot) That's the sound of my magical underwater melody!
# (Underwater poot) Oopsie, it looks like my underwater poots are bubblin' with excitement!
# (Underwater fart) My underwater farts are like a secret language only fish can understand!
# (Underwater toot) It's time to clear the underwater dance floor with my funky toots!
# (underwater poot) Ooops, I've made a bubbly tornado!
# (Underwater fart) Now, that's what I call an underwater funk explosion!
=== Eddie ===
He's in vermillion swim trunks with yellow swirls all over them; he also wears red flippers. This Toot 'n' Talk Swimmer has the Southern-accented vocals of Tom Kenny as Eddie from Class of 3000 himself.
==== His Underwater Farting Noises and Accompanying Remarks ====
# (underwater fart) Woah, I'm really stinkin' up this here pool now!
# (Underwater toot) Y'all better watch out, 'cause I'm serenading the fishes!
# (Underwater poot) Oopsie-daisy, that one had a lot of excess oomph!
# (Underwater toot) That's my aquatic symphony!
# (Underwater poot) My bubbles have a special touch of pizzazz!
# (Underwater toot) I'm bringing the awesome vibes to the pool!
# (Underwater poot) My toots have a secret power; they make everyone giggle!
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