My Sister Curd (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Curd: "Mom, there's something that has been bothering me."
Cream: "Yes?"
Curd: "A nightmare I had."
Cream: "What is it, dear?"
Curd: "My brother becoming an even worse jerk than I am after being bullied by his classmates for being too nice. It happened to me, and after that nightmare, I vow that if ever I see him getting bullied, I will do my duty as a big sister and defend him."
Cream: "That's sweet, Curd! Please protect your little brother from the bullies. You always claim that being bullied affected you. Even though that's not true, and all you needed to do is be proactive in that situation-"
Curd: "MOM!"
Cream: "Oops. Sorry, even I make mistakes in parenting sometimes. You know what you could do?"
Curd: "Yes. Ricotta is glad to have me. I didn't have any big sibling or even any friend at school to tell the teachers. I had zero defense. It wasn't that bad in class, but it made recess even worse, as they always hid their cruelty towards me from the managers. So, when I decided to join Heads in his plan to take over the Eggman Empire in the future by protecting it first, I became liked among my peers, but the after effects of my experiences in Recess during first and second grades shaped me into the way I am now. And thinking about Ricotta suffering the same fate as mine makes me even more nervous that he would become less innocent. Of course, he needs to learn in the future that he should defend himself, but I still want him to be the pure and innocent boy I love. This is why I am scared of the thought of him becoming evil, even through a supernatural force."
Cream: “I’m glad you have sympathy for your brother. That’s what big sisters should have for their little brothers.”
Curd: “Thanks, Mom.”
Cream: “If you want to prevent this from happening, may I please ask you start doing it now?”
Curd: “Yes, Mom! You can count on me to be a big sister to my little brother.”
Cream: “Please get your school bags ready.”
Recess
Classmate 1: “Well, Mr. Nice Guy, what’s the matter? Too small to reach your lunchbox?”
Ricotta: “Please give it back!”
Ricotta’s classmates laughed at him
Curd: “Hey, morons!”
Classmate 2: “We don’t know what that word means!”
Curd: “I’ll give you a clue. What’s a synonym for stupid person?”
Classmate 3: “Idiot?”
Curd: “Correct! That means moron is also a synonym for stupid person. And the fact that you are bullying a child of one of the greatest women and the star of one of the greatest sitcoms in all of Mobius means that you fit the very definition of a moron. Dudes and Dudettes, in conclusion, get a life.”
The classmates of Ricotta run away from Curd, crying
Ricotta: “Uh, Curd, that was mean!”
Curd: “I can’t become a nice person against that easily, but even though it’s hard for you to become as much of a jerk as I did, I’m glad you aren’t even teetering on the edge of that. Yes, I became a big jerk when I became a third grader, but I don’t want you to get any closer to becoming like me.”
Ricotta: “Thanks, Curd, but you’re so confident and get the attention of everyone in a good way! Everyone loves you! You are popular! I do want to be like you!”
Curd: “I mean, I guess you could be like me in that way, but I don’t want you to be tortured by bullies so much you become as sadistic, jerky, and mean as I did when I started 3rd grade, having enough of my bullies! You’re not even close to that, I repeat, but I don’t want you any closer to that. That’s why for recess and lunch, I will look out for you. I am your big sister, after all.”
Ricotta: “Aww! Thanks so much, Curd! I am sure Mom would love your doings!”
Curd: “She suggested it to me, because I had a nightmare of you becoming close to me level of jerkiness. I don’t want that to happen to you, and I want to undo what two torturous years of having no friends or big siblings, with all of my classmates in both grades being bullies making fun of me did. That’s why I take one step at a time, and my first step to becoming a better person is helping you. I do care for you, Ricotta, no matter how mean and outright malicious I may be to other people. Remember that. Do they make fun of you during class hours?”
Ricotta: “Only when the teachers are all out.”
Curd: “Find a way to defend yourself when your teachers are not around and it’s not Recess or Lunch. I will still do my very best to protect you from any bullies. Here’s a secret to dealing with them I got from the internet.” she whispers to Ricotta inaudible (to the audience) words
Ricotta: “Oh, oh, now we’re getting somewhere! Thanks, Curd!”
Curd: “Go ahead and try it whenever they bully you, Ricotta.”
Ricotta: “Thanks again, Curd. There is no better sibling than you.”
Lunch
Ivan: “So, Curd, helping out your brother, eh?”
Curd: “Yes, Ivan!”
Ivan: “Well you do seem a lot nicer today. I love that.”
Curd: “I don’t want the same thing that happened to me to happen to him, Ivan. I love my brother more than anyone else except you.”
Ivan: “Really? Except me?”
Curd: “I admire you that much, Ivan. I have a crush on you, because of your amazing trickster skills. You’re better than me at outsmarting your foes. And I can do my cartoonish antics on them. We could be a crime fighting duo! I’m the Perilous Prankster, you’re the Outstanding Outsmarter!”
Ivan: “Wow! What a nickname!”
Curd: “Let’s check on Ricotta first. I hope he’s OK.”
Bird Batchmates: “Haha! This guy is a wimp!”
Ricotta: he was about to cry
Curd: “Hey, what did I-“
Susan: “I think they are different from the classmates that bullied Ricotta a while ago.”
Curd: “OK, let me tell you something. I will tell your teacher if you cut it out, birdies. I would say you are on par, but no, you’re all bogeys. You’re already taking great losses in life by bullying him, and you’re missing an opportunity for him to help you in life with his cloning abilities that can get any job done.”
The Bird Batchmates cry and fly away from Curd
Ivan: “Wait, how about I’m the Magic Menacer, and you’re the Perilous Prankster?”
Curd: “Ooh! The Magic Menacer? Good name!”
Ricotta: “And can I be the… Super Scope? Well, I eat a lot of carrots, much more than you do, Curd, so I have better eyesight, so this what I’m being called.”
Mia: “Finally! He’s not just a stereotypical nice guy!”
Curd: “Your Mom will be very mad when I tell her about you bullying Ricotta!”
Mia: “I never did, I just felt like he can be a boring person to be around after a while. Like, look at his room!”
A picture of an extremely tidy room without any decorations is shown
Mia: “Kinda boring if you ask me.”
Curd: “He can be a good example of how to-“
Ava: “Ricotta, I would only like to be around you for help, and nothing else. You look too tidy.”
Ricotta: “The truth is my room can get extremely messy, and I only give a care about tidying it up when I sense my Mom coming to my room. I don’t want anyone to see how messy I can get. Thank goodness Heads gave me cloning powers. I create many clones to help tidy up my room.”
Swift: “Oh! I tidy up my room when Mom comes in and do it in a flash, because I am super fast! But that doesn’t mean I’m not too worried about how bad my room looks, as long as it could be tidied up easily, and it often is!”
Ricotta: “You know, Curd, if you wanna try going the extra mile in becoming a better person, you could stop the bullying in a way that could make me feel less bad about their insults.”
Curd: “On it, little bro!”
Aria: “Oh, Mr. Nice Guy Ricotta. I bet you are too polite to the point that you eat your carrots with a fork and a spoon.”
Ricotta: “Oh no, not Aria!”
Curd: “Don’t worry, bro, just wait til Aria sees THIS!”
Ivan: he gets a plate
Curd: “Carrots?”
Ivan: he slices up the carrots “Carrot juliennes are for lunch!”
Aria: “So what, Romeo?”
Ivan: “This is not even romantic.”
Curd: she gets a serving spoon and for a long time, makes Aria think she’s gonna do something cool, but after stopping for 3 seconds, she scoops up the lettuce leaves and puts them on a plate
Ivan: he slices up the onions and puts them on the plate
Curd: she puts spinach on the plate “And this is proof that eating carrots without the use of your hands… is proper etiquette, of course, but more importantly, it is not something you should make fun of.”
Aria: she makes sad dog sounds as she leaves and gets the plate
Curd: “Guess she left.”
Ricotta: “Wow, that was nice!”
Curd: “Did you try what I told you yet?”
Ricotta: “The teachers’ leaving coming in interval in these subjects was never long enough to let my classmates tease me.”
Curd: “Try it when it does become long enough.”
Ricotta: “OK!”
After Math Class in Grade 1…
Classmates: “Haha! You’re a wimp!”
Mia: “This is annoying.”
Ricotta: “I know, right? But we have to play a game of basketball against another class in this grade. Fellas, we should team up. If you show that you can be a good team member to me and Mia, then I will give you what you want the following day.”
Classmates: they sit properly
PE Class
Ricotta: “Hey, Marcus!” he passes the ball at Marcus
Marcus: “Thanks, Ricotta!” he scores a goal
Ricotta: “Teamwork!”
Lots of ball passes were in the next game, and then Ricotta threw the ball at Mandy
Ricotta: “Go, Mandy, go!”
Mandy: she goes smack dab in the middle of the court and shoots the ball at the rim, with other sections trying to get the ball, but failing
Ricotta: “THREE POINTS! Great shot, Mandy!”
Mandy: “Thanks! We may be right when we tease you, but I guess we need you!”
A lot of ball passes between team to team happened, and then the timer ended
Ricotta: “Great job, team! You’re getting what you want tomorrow! See? We could get along as great friends!”
Mandy: “And sorry for teasing you. We may be right in every tease, but they are not teasing matter.”
Ricotta: “Thanks, Mandy. It’s dismissal time! And I have to compliment you for that immaculate shot.”
The next day…
Ricotta: he was carrying a big bag “Darn, these things are heavy. Now, get the thing marked by your name on a tag from this box. Maybe teacher can distribute for a job well done yesterday.”
Mrs. Chimpy: she distributes the items Ricotta brought to everyone
Ricotta: “Play with them or eat them this Recess, though. We still have some lessons to be taught.”
Recess
Curd: “Ricotta, good job. VERY good job. You made friends with the bullies by solving your conflict with them the correct way. Which was my way, and I wouldn’t know this if it weren’t for the internet, but I am so glad I was able to help you! Now you won’t have to suffer the same fate I did. Not that it would be as bad as mine, because at least Mia never bullies you, and can be annoyed with everyone else’s bullying, but I wanted to make the fate you get from being bullied be as far away from mine as possible. And I am so happy for the internet and the fact that I don’t have to worry about you too much anymore.”
Dismissal
Curd: “So, Mom! Did you like what I did?”
Cream: “Yes, Curd! You got a green slip, and I am so proud of you! You earned it, honey, and you are a prime example of what big sisters should do to little brothers. I’m going to make sure the people show your work as a great example of brotherhood or sisterhood that should be carried from childhood to adulthood.”
Curd: “Filming a video for something wholesome? That’s something I’ve never done before! I was mainly a comedy girl!”
Cream: “Now is your chance to show everyone you hurt with that April Fools Prank how much you’ve changed from yesterday. And, action!”
Curd: “Hi guys, my name is Curd. I helped my little brother with his problem with the bullies. I was subjected to this torment 2 years ago, and it only ended this year, when I started gaining an actual friend. And one night, I had a nightmare that he would become as bad as I became after getting tormented by my peers. That’s what drove me to look out for him at school and tell him a great way to cope with bullies that I found on the internet while I was in the library. After that, Ricotta used my tip to deal with the bullies in PE class, and as a result, he was able to get along with the bullies, and he no longer got teased by them anymore! Ricotta, come here, bro!”
Ricotta: he gives Curd a medal that says “Best Sister Ever!” on it with a glee
The video ended
Benny: “And a picture for both of you on your excellent showcase of your brother-sister bond!” he took a picture of them
The episode ended with the “The End!” card’s background being the picture Benny took of Curd and Ricotta
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