Salsa

Salsa is the monkey from Farter 3. He is an abused monkey who doesn't want to do anything but to make out with his girlfriend. It has been documented that they both have gotten into Monkey Business on 16 separate occasions.
== Biography ==
Salsa originated in Mexico as the result of "con carne" gone terribly wrong. You see, they tried using the Cactus of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!! on a tomato, but instead of slicing it up it gave gifts and it gave life to the sauce. The source unknown, but the most widely accepted theory is that Giorno Giovanna touched his Golden Experience Requiem on one of the cactus's needles, and that needle just so happens to make alive whatever it touches.
Anyway, Salsa was defective and sent to the Somewhere Islands where he'd eventually be forced into slave labor. Before he was forced into slave labor he worked as an indentured servant to the tooth industry, as he punched the teeth out of his captors multiple times on multiple occasions.
He eventually broke free from the oppression and got a girlfriend of sorts and whom he loved.
Unfortunately, he was separated from her by Fassad and was forced to do some shit like, I don't know, deliver happy boxes or something, he just didn't want to do it. Eventually, he was saved by Lucunt and his gang of goons, and then he kinda just died and got revived (though not by Lucas's goons).
After the events of Farter 3, he decided that he wanted to kill Fucksaad and built a whole ass giant robot resembling his long lost brother, and straight up annihilated Fassad by blasting through his trumpet armor using the world-famed Super Donkey Laser.
Not much has been heard from Salsa since, though, we think his mechanicing skills got him an interview with Count Cannoli, however due to conflicts of interest was unable to help with the construction of his NEO claus robot.
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