Laguna "Leg Cramp" Loire

Fabio.
A.K.A Lagooner.
A.K.A Squall's derpy dad (Derpness clearly runs in the family).
His hair smells like peaches.
Has a unhealthy obssession with Hello Kitty.
==Early Life==
In the 1980's, before becoming Fabio, he was part of a band named 'Dead or Alive' as their lead singer under the alias 'Pete Burns'. It was discovered recently, but by watching these video, you would understand why he didn't tell anyone.
thumb|300px|right|KEEP THAT BODY STRONG.thumb|300px|right|Fabio in all his glory.
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