Electric Love

Electric Love is a song, although Gene and Tina lip sync it, sung by Gayle and Mr. Fischoeder in the episode Topsy. 
==Lyrics==
(Gene:) All right! Let's show these people that if it ain't man-on-elephant love, it ain't worth singin' about!
(Mr. Dinkler:) (clears throat) Attention, everyone, we have a very special treat for you. It's a musical re-imagine-actenment of the very uplifting story of Thomas Edison and Topsy the elephant!
(Fischoeder:) They say Thomas Edison, he's the man to get usInto this century, and that man is me
(Gayle:) They'll say "Aw, Topsy!" at my autopsyAnd no one could be, more shocked than me
...
(Fischoeder:)But I never noticed the curve of her trunk
(Gayle:) And I never noticed his electric junk
(Both:) We might just have foundElectric loveElectric loveElectric love
Electric love((Choir:)First he wanted to kill her off, now they've found an electric love)Electric love(First he wanted to kill her off, now they've found an electric love)Fits like a glove 
(Louise:) This is what really happened, people! THIS MAN, THOMAS EDISON, SENTENCED TOPSY, THAT BEAUTIFUL ELEPHANT, TO DIE BY ELECTROCUTION!!! HA HA HA HA!!
(Bob:) Uh-oh.
(Louise:) HERE'S YOUR HERO, DINKLER! HIT IT!!!
(Teddy:) Is that you, Louise?
(Louise:) HIT IT!!!
(Teddy:) I've been down here so long. What's it like out there? Are people still the same with their funny ways?
(Louise:) TEDDY, HIT IT!!!!
(Teddy:) Oh, right, the thing we're doin'.
(electricity crackles, Tina hyperventilates)
(Linda:) Oh!
(Bob:) TINA!!!
(Louise:) TINA!!!
(Gene:) Tina?
(dramatic music)(Tina:) I'm okay.
(Bob:) Oh, thank God!
(Linda:) Oh! Oh, God!
(Louise:) Oof!
(Tina:) I thought we weren't doing the death scene, but I saw the sparks and went with it. Was I convincing? 
(Bob:) Yes. Very.
(Louise:) Oh my God! I almost electrocuted my sister! I've become Edison.
(Mr. Dinkler:) Oh, you wish! So he electrocuted animals, so what?! As if everyone here's so perfect! (sobs)
(Linda:) Coulda asked me to sing, but whatever. I coulda sung it.
(Bob:) Louise, is there something you wanna say to your sister? 
(Louise:) Tina, I'm really sorry I wanted to kill you. I got carried away with the Dinkler thing. Which worked out pretty well, but still, I shouldn't have almost killed you.
(Tina:) It's okay. This is how Topsy would've wanted it. But with more trampling people.
(Louise:) And, Gene, I'm sorry to you, too. Your song was really good.
(Gene:) I know. And without a single fart sound. OH MY GOD, I FORGOT THE FART SOUNDS!!
(Fischoeder and Gayle:) Electric loveElectric loveElectric love
Electric love((Choir:)First he wanted to kill her off, now they've found an electric love)Electric love(First he wanted to kill her off, now they've found an electric love)Fits like a glove
== Tie To Story ==
Louise Belcher hoped to submit a paper mache volcano, which she submitted all the years before to get out of work, per usual. When her science teacher is absent, the substitute teacher, Mr. Dinkler, is disgusted by her work and destroys. Mr. Dinkler forces Louise Belcher to make a presentation on Thomas Edison. (Mr. Dinkler is obsessed with Thomas Edison) This leads her to find out about Topsy, who was an elephant Thomas Edison electrocuted. Louise Belcher wishes to get revenge on Mr. Dinkler by showing Thomas Edison's dark side. Gene Belcher wishes there to be a song with the presentation. The song ends up being a love song. They get Gayle and Calvin Fischoeder to sing the song. (Adults aren't supposed to help with the presentation.)
Category:Songs