Like Chestnuts On An Open Fire

I am not, under any circumstances, allowed to ask any of the bad guys why they have such horrible names. Nor am I allowed to ask them "Did your mother hate you?" because in the end, it's not important anyway, and I will just get another beating. 
Yeah, and what's worse is that they will bring you to Bowser and Bowser will use his fire breath on you and you will get roasted like chestnuts on an open fire.
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