I HATE FACEBOOK

I HATE FACEBOOK is the second episode of I Hate Everything's YouTube series. It was released on 26 August 2013.
==Description==
What was that? You like Facebook? Well good for you, I don't care.
==Script==
WARNING!
SURPRISINGLY ENOUGH, THIS IS MY OPINION. DON'T GET YOUR CHINCHILLAS IN A TWIST.
Facebook, in theory it should be great. It's completely free and there's loads of features but still, the human race does what it does best. Ruins it.
But what makes Facebook so terrible? Well of course it isn't the website itself, but the vast amount of mongoloids. They use it to promote their own self-esteem and intention craving egos.
So let's quickly have a look at a few things I hate most. And if you've done any of the following things, either leave the video or go into your Facebook account because you've seen the wrong in your doing.
Profile pictures. Profile pictures seem like the most obvious thing to get right, is designed to be a simple and easy way to identify yourself so people who know you can recognize you, but no, what do people have to go and do? Let's go through step by step, so we get a good idea. Ok. So take a genuinely awful picture of yourself in a mirror with your terrible phone camera.
Oh, and make sure you completely obscure your face to the point where it's literally impossible to decide who you are. And if you're a girl make sure you basically wear nothing. And if you're a boy, swish your hair and do a completely fake facial expression, that doesn't make you look like a total f***.
Oh, wait! I forgot the most important part! Make sure you tilt the camera so it's on a slant... Yeah, that makes it totally better. Right, now edit on some song lyrics you deem meaningful, or if that's too much effort just copy & paste the song lyrics into the description of your photo.
Right, next the obvious thing is to make it black & white, to make you feel like a true artist. Then finally, make sure you make a whole topology of the same photo in different colors & themes, just to show you can express yourself in a truly meaningful way.
So this is about 70% of Facebook profile pictures, and strangely enough, these bloody things get hundreds of likes from other morons. You know what? f**k even finishing this video. I'm gonna go and post about how boys are all pigs, and type yes onto some really bad Photoshop pictures to prove that I believe in miracles. F*** you Just teens, **** **** ****.
==Trivia==
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