August 13, 2024/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz episode, August 13, 2024.
==TV-MA Warning (before the story)==
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==Story==
===Opening Segment===
Opening Logo
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Show Announcer: August 13, 2024. Hosting live from their home in Long Beach, California. This is Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz.
AUGUST 13, 2024
Opening Segment Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your hosts of Memes of Truth, kicking things off with an opening segment, Zachary and Meredith Bortz.
OPENING
SEGMENT
[Transition to Zachary and Meredith]
Meredith: This is Zachary and Meredith Bortz and today on Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz, we hang out with our friends Alex and Madison and talk about Halex Beld starting her first year as a teacher at Derry Township School District in Hershey, Pennsylvania, where she, her sister, Factory Beat and Bear-a-Stiff Glee Dan went to school as students. And why are we talking about this today? Well, you'll find out during our first "Friend Hangouts" segment on an episode since July 9. But first, it's update time. To "What Are Beat and Glee Dan Up To?", away!
===What Are Beat and Glee Dan Up To?===
What Are Beat and Glee Dan Up To? Announcer: What Are Beat and Glee Dan Up To?
WHAT ARE BEAT
AND GLEE DAN
UP TO?
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith]
Zachary: Let's start with updates relating to Beat and Glee Dan. First up, Glee Dan removed a TikTok from June but luckily, it was nothing that special. Just Glee Dan probably in Virginia cause she was in a hotel room at the time but that's it. But now Beat has given us updates on his day at Hersheypark. He'll be going on August 19, which is a Monday, which is a day he's off work. So, to save money he's going around 4 but, I don't think that's gonna work for him because the Boardwalk at Hersheypark is open till 6 that evening and no female acquaintance will ever be there during those last two hours.
Meredith: Should he tell his mom that 4 is not worth seeing any female acquaintances? Because he did say something's going on from 9-10 so maybe 12 o'clock's the best time to go just for a higher chance of seeing someone?
Zachary: That sounds like a great idea. And plus, how would going earlier be expensive? It's the last week before school starts, you know.
Meredith: That's true. He'll definitely tell us before Friday if he doesn't hesitate to tell his mom the truth on why he wants to go early.
Zachary: We'll just have to wait and see. But Beat is definitely gonna have to reveal his secrets to his parents and perhaps even his brother eventually. He doesn't want to do it because he fears that he won't get what he wants but the truth is, he's gonna have to risk it. And we get it, the truth hurts. Exposing his secrets is gonna hurt him emotionally. I guess that's why he's wanting to live alone like we are. Living with his family limits his plans on making his dreams come true.
Meredith: Yeah, exactly. Like when he emailed Dairy Ellen Glee Dan about meeting with Bear-a-Stiff over Thanksgiving break in 2022. That went horribly wrong because the police had called the house on Thanksgiving morning. Not to mention, when Dairy Ellen asked for Beat's cell and house phone number, he gave them to her in hopes of meeting up with her daughter. But luckily, two years have passed and Beat released his mistake. He was wanting to have a "consolation" but instead he typed in "confrontation", which was threatening and THAT is why Glee Dan and her mother called the police on him.
Zachary: You know, that reminds me, what kind of consolation was Beat thinking about?
Meredith: The time when he met with his oral surgeon to talk about the effects of getting his wisdom teeth taken out of him. Turns out he thought he had a confrontation with him but he now realizes that it was a "consolation" and not a "confrontation".
Zachary: Makes sense since both words have four syllables and some letters are in both of them.
Meredith: In fact, that's the reason he didn't know how his plan to meet the Glee Dans ended in failure thanks to him being a dumb autistic bitch. Speaking of which, he still needs to talk to one of his parents about writing an apology email to Dairy Ellen two years later after the incident. He hasn't done it yet, goddamn it!
Zachary: Well, I mean, he can do it at any time now since Glee Dan's out of college.
Meredith: That's true, now that I think about it. Anyway, the point is, Beat needs to negotiate for himself and quit procrastinating on telling his family his secrets. His plans and paraphilias can't be kept a secret for any longer, you know.
Zachary: Plus, maybe his paraphilias will no longer be a secret when his physician diagnoses him with these fetishes.
Meredith: Exactly and why are we still talking about Factory Beat? We're still in the second segment of the day and we're still talking about his problems?
Zachary: Yeah, I know, right? We need to move on. We'll talk about him later when Alex and Madison are here.
Meredith: Good idea. Again, like we mentioned on Friday, we can't help talking about Factory Beat. We love him and we'll talk for hours about him. But because is Halex Beld is one of his acquaintances, we'll save that for "Friend Hangouts" since we've got some Dave & Buster's news to talk about. So let's not waste any more time and get on with it.
===Leg Talk Silhouette Seven===
Leg Talk Silhouette Seven Announcer: Leg Talk Silhouette Seven!
LEG TALK
Silhouette Seven
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith]
Zachary: This is the first time on our show we had to talk about the closing of Dave & Buster's location. So, on August 6, the location in Addison, Illinois closed. But a new location in Lombard is coming soon. No reason was given for Addison's closure, but that's the news on D&B we have for today. Leg Talk Silhouette Seven.
Leg Talk Silhouette Seven Announcer: Leg Talk!
LEG TALK!
===Cool Chuck 95000===
Cool Chuck 95000 Announcer: Cool Chuck 95000!
COOL CHUCK
95000
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith]
Meredith: Circling the lights on "Cool Chuck 95000", we've got a newsflash for you. First up, the locations in Bossier City, Louisiana, Montgomery, Alabama and Naples, Florida closed on Sunday, making the chain extinct in Alabama and the Zachary & Meredith Bortz's locations replacing them will reference the Chuck E. Cheese locations in those places.
Zachary: They will open on March 8, 2025 alongside 12 other locations, those being Carson, California, Chesapeake Beach, Maryland, Cicero, Illinois, Cisco, Texas, Jersey City, New Jersey, Kapolei, Hawaii, Lawton, Oklahoma, Mt. Juliet, Tennessee, Salt Lake City, Utah, Tucson, Arizona, Winchester, Virginia and Woodbury, Minnesota. Circles of Light stages are being referenced here.
Meredith: On Sunday, a new original-themed location in Chesapeake, Virginia will open on November 8, 2025. The Peek Trail Chuck E. Cheese's restrooms were meant to just be referenced in Bristol, Virginia and Sam's Circle's in Virginia Beach. But now, both places are being referenced here too. But wait, there's more. Yesterday, three new themes were announced: the western theme, the Memes of Truth theme and the mixture theme. Three new locations were announced to introduce these themes, Wallace, South Dakota for western, Beals, Maine for Memes of Truth and Washington, D.C. for mixture. Oh and that reminds me, we have a fourth movie coming our way. In that movie, we'll talk about all five themes. But that will be on August 23. This week's movie will be about the Studio C Prototypes. Anyway, the locations introducing the new themes will open on February 15, 2025 with the Alpha referencing locations. This week, it's also been revealed that one location in each state, including Washington, D.C. will open on that date so stay tuned for more. We'll mention them on Friday. But for now…
Zachary and Meredith: Cool Chuck 95000!
Cool Chuck 95000 Announcer: Cool Chuck!
COOL CHUCK!
===Stages, Restroom Signs and More===
Stages, Restroom Signs and More Announcer: Stages, Restroom Signs and More!
STAGES, RESTROOM
SIGNS AND MORE
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith]
Zachary: In Chuck E. Cheese news, Sharonville and North Olmsted, Ohio installed their Video Wall and upgraded their Dance Floor from a 2017 model to a 2021 model. Also, we had thought that North Olmsted had closed for good but nope, they're still open.
Meredith: 2.0 news wise, Brookfield, Wisconsin removed their Alpha yesterday, making the stage extinct in the state. Milwaukee is set to remodel in the next couple days, making Janesville the last animatronic location in Wisconsin. Finally, Annapolis, Maryland was set to remodel last weekend, but due to multiple calls relating to the remodel, they delayed it.
Zachary: Oh no, not this bulls**t again.
Meredith: I know, right? Imagine if a location decided to close due to way too many phone calls regarding 2.0. That would be…well, good for the fans who hate 2.0 but bad for families.
Zachary: That could happen, maybe it won't. But it will shut those stupid f**kers up as they are not saving another 2-Stage.
[Meredith snickers]
Meredith: Stupid f**kers. [continues to snickers]
Zachary: What? They're not stupid motherf**kers, are they now?
Meredith: You tell me, Zach. You're f**king full-blown as s**t.
Zachary: What?!
Meredith: You heard me. I'm f**king full-blown as s**t too, you know.
Zachary: I know. Anyway, I do think closing a location due to being bombarded with phone calls relating to 2.0 is a really good idea. That way, they can be forced to cancel future 2.0 remodels altogether. Especially since Annapolis is the last Munch's Make Believe Band in Maryland.
Meredith: Yeah, and as for Studio Cs in Maryland, Salisbury's Cappa is left. Takoma Park and Parkville will keep their Circles of Light stages with Takoma Park removing their bot soon.
Zachary: So that means Maryland has three animatronic locations left.
Meredith: Correct. One more thing we need to mention before we move on. With Brookfield's Alpha being removed, the oldest Alpha is now Spartanburg, South Carolina. And another thing, Brookfield was the first location to open with an Alpha and probably the first installed one. But yeah, Spartanburg is now the oldest Alpha as Brookfield removed theirs yesterday. And that's it for CEC news. Time for the next segment. Stages, Restroom Signs and More!
Stages, Restroom Signs and More Announcer: Stages!
STAGES!
===Fetish Fest===
Fetish Fest Announcer (singing): Fetish Fest.
FETISH FEST
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith.]
Zachary: On Friday, Mopslinger did twenty push-ups on a workout mat naked. Well, Meredith is gonna do the same thing today.
Meredith: Yeah, and funny thing, I orgasmed to her push-ups. I wanted to take off my dress so I could hug her topless. By the way, I'm wearing the same dress I wore on Friday. Zach, on the other hand, is wearing a black light long-sleeved shirt and the same usual jeans and socks.
Zachary: Yep. I wore my pajamas on Friday as Factory Beat was soaked at work on Friday.
Meredith: I had Zach take off my dress so I could hug Mopslinger. I'll have him do it again then I'll take off my panties. Observe. Hey, baby.
Zachary: Yeah. What is it, honey?
Meredith: Can you take off my dress, please?
Zachary: Sure. I'll do that right away.
Meredith: Go for it. [takes Meredith's dress off] Ah, feels good to be topless. Thanks, Zach.
Zachary: No problem, Mere.
Meredith: Now, I'm gonna take off my panties. Watch this. [takes off her panties] Ta-da!
Zachary: Whoa, look at that sexy ass you've got there. I could slap it if you want me to.
Meredith: Go for it.
[Zachary slaps Meredith's right buttock]
Meredith: Oh, holy s**t. [Zachary slaps Meredith's left buttock] Oh, goddamn it!
Zachary: Oh, I'm sorry, did that hurt?
Meredith: No, but I didn't you to slap my buttocks that hard.
Zachary: Didn't look hard to me. Hurts even worse with a belt.
Meredith: Oh, whatever, man. Now ladies, as Mopslinger told me…[gets into a push-up position on the workout mat]…this is how you hump something with your t*tties. Let's squish them! [Does twenty push-ups with her breasts touching the mat. She counts every time then gets back up] There. Twenty.
Zachary: Oh. My god. I wet my underwear!
Meredith: I bet you did, Zach. I'm gonna put my panties and dress back on and give you a hug, okay?
Zachary: Sure. Go ahead.
[Meredith puts her panties and dress back on]
Meredith: By the way, I'm bra-less like last time. Anyway…Zach?
Zachary: I'm ready when you are.
Meredith: Oh good. Cause I'm ready too. Ready?
Zachary: Ready. Here goes.
[they hug]
Meredith: Love you, Zach.
Zachary: Love you too, Mere.
[they let go]
Meredith: Now, Alex and Madison should be here soon. Let's move onto the next segment and start filming it when they get here. See you in a couple minutes!
Fetish Fest Announcer (singing): Fetish Fest.
FETISH FEST
===Friend Hangouts===
Friend Hangouts Announcer (singing): Friend Hangouts.
FRIEND HANGOUTS
[Transition to Zachary, Meredith, Alex and Madison.]
Zachary: Please welcome our two friends, each of them a lesbian married to another woman, Alex and Madison Bortz.
Alex: Hello. Nice to speak to you all again.
Madison: Same here.
Meredith: So ladies, you two were gonna appear as guests on this week's movie, but because of Factory Beat founding out that Halex Beld is now a teacher at a school district they both went to as students, I'd thought it would be a good time to have you both over here today to discuss some exciting things Beat can except from Beld when he's at work.
Alex: Oh yeah? What kind of exciting things?
Meredith: Well, for one, Beat will be Beld on Saturdays more than Tuesday-Friday due to Saturdays being on a weekend. And second, Beat can hang out with Beld after work on Saturdays. Which reminds me, I wonder if Beld has own her place now if she's no longer living with her parents. Who knows? But anyway, Alex, tell us what grade Beld's gonna be teaching.
Alex: Well, she actually did teach an elementary grade while interning at a school near Slippery Rock University in Slippery Rock, Pennsylvania where she went to college. So that means, she's gonna be teaching an elementary grade, probably 2nd or 3rd at the elementary school in Hershey. Or she could be a first grade teacher at the ECC, short for early childhood center. Or, maybe she's gonna be a fourth or fifth grade at the elementary school. Her sister's a fifth grade teacher at the school she's teaching at in North Carolina.
Zachary: Interesting. Now, we were talking about Beat going to Hersheypark on Monday. Do you think Beat will see Beld?
Alex: Well, he could. Especially since Beld's staying in Hershey.
Meredith: What about her sister?
Madison: Most likely not. She's married. Like us and you.
Zachary: Does she have a man or a woman?
Madison: A man.
Meredith: Oh my god. She must be beautiful as a married woman.
Madison: She sure is. And so are you two. Memo to you guys: everyone loves you. [she and Alex make a heart symbol]
Meredith: Awww, thanks, Madison.
Zachary: What she said. Alex, you're cute with Ainsley and Madison, same for you with Grace.
Alex and Madison: Awwwwww.
Alex: Thanks, Zach. We love you both.
Zachary: We love you too, ladies. Group hug?
Madison: Let's do it.
[they group hug then let go]
Alex: Well, we should be on our way out now. What do you say? Can we be guests again on Friday?
Zachary: Mere?
Meredith: You know what, ladies, you can be guests again on Friday since there's no other guest options for us to choose other than you two.
Madison: Great. Well then, see you later, guys. [she and Alex head out]
Zachary and Meredith: Later, ladies.
Meredith: And now, the main segment.
Friend Hangouts Announcer (singing): Friend Hangouts.
FRIEND HANGOUTS
===Main Segment===
Main Segment Announcer (singing): Main Segment.
MAIN SEGMENT
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith]
Zachary: So, Alex and Madison are gonna be guests in Friday's movie like we had originally said last Friday because there's no other options for guests that day. So to end today's episode, we have a message for Factory Beat. Meredith?
Meredith: On it, Zach. [clears throat] Factory Beat, it's Meredith. We'd like to say to you that, telling your mom why you want to go to Hersheypark at 12 instead of 4, you can do this. It's okay to hesitate but don't give up on yourself. We get it. It's gonna hurt you emotionally cause the truth hurts, but we know you can do it. Try to do this today, tomorrow or Thursday and update us when you tell her, and we'll see how it goes. Good luck! Meredith out.
Zachary: Looks like he has more trust in his mom than his dad, huh?
Meredith: Well, his dad will be working. It's just him, his mom and his brother.
Zachary: Okay. I guess we'll focus more on the Hersheypark thing for now and save the Glee Dan part for later, right?
Meredith: Correct. And we're done. Hope you enjoyed my naked push-ups. My husband certainly did.
Zachary: Word.
Meredith: Zachary and Meredith Bortz signing off. See you all Friday for the next movie of Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz.
Main Segment Announcer (singing): Main Segment.
MAIN SEGMENT
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