Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-(Annoying Grunt)/Quotes

:Caitlin: I'm Caitlin with a "C" This is Katelyn, with a "K" and Kate Lynn, 2 words.
:Lisa: I'm Lisa, one word.
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:Ralph: In what year was two plus two?
:(No one says anything.)
:Ralph: The answer is, the amazing Ralph!
:[Ralph then dives out of the classroom window.]
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:(While Homer and Marge are in Bart's treehouse)
:Bart: Why did you use my treehouse?
:Homer: C'mon, boy, be cool!
:Bart: (sighs)
:Homer: Be cool or you're grounded!
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:Marge: Please, just stay there until Bart graduates from high school.
:Homer: Ohhh, that's another 20 or 30 years!
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:Marge: Wow, your first day at the new school! Lisa, have fun. Bart, don't.
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:Marge: Surprise! I've redecorated!
:Homer: Where are my video games? My Xbox? My Wii?
:Marge: You don't need a Wii now that I'm here, because you and me make us!
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:Superintendent Chalmers': Skinnerrrrrr!!! (calmly) Bettleheim.
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: Boy 1: I wonder what he did.
: Girl: I heard he burned down his old school
: Boy 2: I heard he killed a groundskeeper.
: Groundskeeper: Oh my, that's a bit rough.
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: Caitlin: Hi Lisa.
: Lisa: Hi Caitlin.
: Katelyn: She knows my name.
: Kate Lynn: No she knows MY name.
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: Homer: Cup my lady, or would you care to funnel it down my throat?
: Marge: Definitely a cup.
: Homer: Foam wasn't spilt in a day.
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: Teacher: Lisa I regraded your paper from the other day and you got an A.
: Lisa: Really?
: Teacher: My kid's a huge Alaska Nebraska fan, if she can somehow get an autograph, photo or T-shirt, that would be A plus in my book. (winks at Lisa)
: Lisa: Did you just wink at me?
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