D For Doorknob

"D For Doorknob" (also known as "D Is For Doorknob") is a song by the fabulous Miss Peggy Honeydew with Residents, Uninc.. 
Co-written by N. Senada with the group's former collaborator Roland Sheehan,Aaron Tanner, The Residents: A Sight For Sore Eyes, Vol. 1, Melodic Virtue, 2022 "D For Doorknob" was included as part of the suite "Hallowed Be Thy Wean 1971" on the group's B.S. demo tape. 
A live recording of the song (from the Boarding House performance in October of the same year) was included in 2012 on the ERA B474 compilation. 
== Lyrics ==
 Go fuck yourself on a doorknob, mom
 In a moldy auditorium
 They'll find you hanging upside down
 With your glasses goin' round and round
 (And round and round and round and round)
 (You're not gettin' any dad
 It's so, so so sad
 You're not gettin' any dad
 It's so, so so sad, so sad)
 Go fuck yourself on a doorknob, mom
 In a moldy auditorium
 They'll find you hanging upside down
 With your glasses goin' round and round
 (And round and round and round and round)
 And full of eyes and full of swizzle
 And don't get caught out in the drizzle
 'Cause I love you, 'cause I love you
 Cause I love you so
 (We love, we love, we love you so)
== Releases ==
* B.S. (as part of "Hallowed Be Thy Ween") (1971, released 2019)
* Kettles Of Fish On The Outskirts Of Town (2003)
* ERA B474 (2012)
* The Residents Present The Delta Nudes (2016)
* A Nickle If Your Dick's This Big (2019)
== See also ==
* "Hallowed Be Thy Ween"
*The Boarding House
* Peggy Honeydew
* Margaret Swaton
*Roland Sheehan
== External links and references ==
Category:Songs
Category:The Delta Nudes
Category:Residents, Uninc.
Category:Peggy Honeydew
Category:B.S.
Category:Hallowed Be Thy Wean