Entity 707

Alright everybody this is Jingo here and today we are going to be discovering Entity 707! This is very scary so youngsters please click off immediately.
*Cell phone rings*
Jingo: Darn it I thought I silenced that.
*Answers phone*
Jingo: Hello?
Director: Hey we have some bad news.
Jingo: Oh no, don't tell me. The wiki is getting the boot?
Director: Well that too, but also Entity 707 is missing.
Jingo: MISSING? I'm in the middle of a fricking creepypasta with his name on it and he's MISSING?
Director: Yeah, sorry about that.
Jingo: WELL WHAT DO I DO?
Director: I don't know try getting another entity lined up for a pasta.
Jingo: *hangs up* Son of a banana, I'm screwed.
*Dials number*
Jingo: Hello, Entity 1000?
Entity 1K: Yeah what's up?
Jingo: I kind of need you to help out here. I am in the middle of a pasta entitled "Entity 707" but he's gone missing.
Entity 1K: Oh, sorry, I'm already in a pasta with my name on it. No can do, lad.
Jingo: FRI-
*Hangs up*
Jingo: Let's try 606.
*Begins dialing*
*The door begins to shake*
?: ADMINS OF THE MCCW, OPEN UP
Jingo: Oh no...
Jingo: WHAT DID I DO? I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING NEGATIVE OR EVEN SPAMMED LATELY
Admins: YOU'RE WRITING A TROLLPASTA. OPEN UP OR WE'LL BLOW UP THE HOUSE
Jingo: This isn't a trollpasta this is a satire.
MPW: It's a damn bad satire at that.
Jingo: LOOK I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS. THEY FORCED ME TO WITH THE DAMN POLL
ADMINS: Alright nuke the house.
Jingo: NooOOoOOOoOOo...
Entity 707: *shows up* What the hell is going on here?
ADMINS: We're executing Jingo for creating a trollpasta.
Entity 707: This isn't a trollpasta. I'm just running a bit late. We can do the story now.
ADMINS: Alright fine, don't nuke the house.
EnderMaster45: Umm... we already launched the nuke-
== The Story ==
One day I was playing Minecraft because that's what people do when they have scary experiences. I was playing alone on a knockoff version called Minecraft 2.0 which I found on a Chinese website. While I was digging for diamonds, I noticed that there were a lot of preexisting 2x2 tunnels, with redstone torches to boot.
I grabbed my entity-killing gear (dirt sword, etc.) and began searching. Soon, I found some upside down trees. That was after I had resurfaced.
As I went to bed that night I got a message from somebody.
?: 01000100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101001 01100100 01101001 01101111 01110100
Well that fricking spooked me. I knew that binary was a sign of some seriously high-level entities, so I grabbed my porcelain pickaxe just in case.
Then, he came. Entity 707. I recognized him, as I had read up on him many times before. He had an ungodly high-level sword and ran over to me.
I was ready. I swiped at him, but one of those pop-ups from the baseball games showed up, saying "too early." I had swung too soon.
Entity 707 stabbed me and as my character died I felt a stabbing pain in my own abdomen. I fell out of the chair and croaked.
Luckily there is internet in the Void so I can write this to you as a ghost :)
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