Imaginationland 3/Transcript

(The film starts with the Paramount Animation logo and the Warner Bros logo. We then show a shot of Butter's house in South Park/Imaginationland.)
Butters: (Narrating) My name is Butters. I'm an 11 year old boy from South Park who is now moved to Imaginationland! and it's now called South Park/Imaginationland I don't know what may happen. But my friends and I will save the day.
 
(Butters is shown asleep in his bedroom when his mom comes in.)
Linda Stotch: Wake up, Butters! Time for school!
Butters: (Wakes up) Okay, mom!
(Butters gets dressed in the bathroom then heads downstairs getting ready for breakfast. He pours himself some cereal while his mom makes waffles that pop out of the toaster.)
Butters: Guess what, Mom?
Linda Stotch: What is it, sweetie?
Butters: The Imaginationland World Fair is today!
Linda Stotch: Oh, how exciting! (pours orange juice in a cup)
Butters: It's a really cool event where people from around the world share their cultures with everyone!
Linda Stotch: How lovely. Have a great day at school!
Butters: Bye, Mom!
(Butters walks through Imaginationland as the Good Characters are getting ready for the Imaginationland World Fair.)
Butters: Good morning, Twilight! Morning, Spike!
Twilght Sparkle: Good morning, Butters!
Spike: Morning!
Butters: Good morning, Lincoln! Good morning, Rocko!
Lincoln Loud: Good morning, Butters!
Rocko: Morning!
(Butters walks to the bus stop and sees the Kids.)
Butters: Morning, guys!
The Kids: Good morning, Butters!
Stan: Are you excited for the world fair?
Butters: Yes!
Kyle: I can't wait to see what countries will come!
Cartman: Me too, Kyle!
(The school bus arrives)
Wendy: There's the bus!
(The Kids walk to the school bus and it drives off as the logo is shown. At South park/Imaginationland Elemetry School, The Kids are at their lockers.)
Stan: I can't wait for the world fair!
Wendy: Me too, Stan!
Milhouse Van Houten: Yeah, we're all excited.
Cartman: What do you think the world fair might have?
Stan: Probably food, And dancers, And a big globe.
Butters: Oh my god! There's a big globe? We gotta go see that!
Timmy: Timmy!
(School bell rings)
Butters: Come on, guys! Let's head to our first class!
(The Kids, along with some kid characters enter the classroom as Mr. Garrison comes in.)
Mr. Garrison: Good morning, class. Let's start the day with some reading. We are going to read The Great Gatsby.
Bart Simpson: Boring!
Mr. Garrison: While we read this timeless classic make sure you take notes as I read. Okay class?
The Kids and kid characters: Okay!
Butters: The world fair has anything you can imagine. People from around the world get to come here and learn about what life in Imaginationland is like!
Stan: Let's hope the Evil Characters don't ruin it for us.
Butters: (Raising his hand) Excuse me, Mr. Garrison? I have to use the bathroom.
Mr. Garrison: Okay, Butters.
(Butters runs out of the classroom and leaves the school. In the town square, The Good Characters are decorating the town for the Imaginationland World Fair.)
Butters: Wow!
(And then the song What's This begins)
Butters: What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere What's this? There's white clouds in the air What's this? I can't believe my eyes I must be dreaming Wake up, Butters, this isn't fair What's this? What's this? What's this? There's something very wrong What's this? There's people singing songs What's this? The streets are lined with Little creatures laughing Everybody seems so happy Have I possibly gone daffy? What is this? What's this? There's children riding horses Instead of riding heads They're busy decorating the fair And absolutely no one's dead There's fun on every window Oh, I can't believe my eyes And in my bones I feel the warmth That's coming from inside Oh, look What's this? They're hanging world fair sign, they kiss Why that looks so unique, inspired They're gathering around to hear a story Roasting chestnuts on a fire What's this? What's this? In here they've got a little tree, how queer And who would ever think And why? They're covering it with tiny little things They've got electric lights on strings And there's a smile on everyone So, now, correct me if I'm wrong This looks like fun This looks like fun Oh, could it be I got my wish? What's this? Oh my, what now? The children are playing But look, there's nothing underneath No ghouls, no witches here to scream and scare them Oh ensnare them, only little cozy things Secure inside their dreamland What's this? The evil characters are all missing And the nightmares can't be found And in their place there seems to be Good feeling all around Instead of screams, I swear I can hear music in the air The smell of cakes and pies Are absolutely everywhere The sights, the sounds They're eveywhere and all around I've never felt so good before This empty place inside of me is filling up I simply cannot get enough I want it, oh, I want it Oh, I want it for my own I've got to know I've got to know What is this place that I have found? What is this? South Park/Imaginationland ... hmm
(After the song, Butters falls down.)
Rossi: Hey! Watch where you're going!
Butters: Sorry. But who are you?
Rossi: My name's Rossi and these are my friends Suki, Lily, Pedro, Koda and Lucas.
Lucas: What's up?
Butters: Wow! You guys are puppies! Are you guys new?
Suki: Yes! We saw this balloon in the sky and we took a ride on it taking us to Imaginationland!
Butters: Hmm, There must be new characters joining us for the world fair!
(Butters sees the Kids walking)
Stan: Hey, Butters! Are those puppies?
Butters: Yes! They're new to Imaginationland! Say hello to Suki, Lily, Pedro, Koda, Lucas and Rossi.
The Kids: Aww!
Kyle: They're so cute!
Walter Beckett: Yup! Of course they are so cute.
Kyle: Who are you?
Walter Beckett: I'm Walter Beckett!
Butters: I gotta go tell the mayor!
Cartman: Okay!
(Meanwhile, the evil characters look at Butters and his friends with a telescope)
King K. Rool: (scoffs) Well guys, we have good news.
Devious Diesel: What is it, King K. Rool?
TTG Slade: What news do you bring?
King K. Rool: Today is the Imaginationland World Fair.
Bill Cipher: Really?!
King Pig: Yup!
Killian: And what are we going to do with that world fair?
King Candy/Turbo: (still a Cy-Bug monster and thinks and then gets an idea) we know have to do it
King Snorky: It's time to get revenge!
All Evil Characters: (Evil Laughing)
(Meanwhile, at the Castle of Sunshine, the mayors were sitting on their throne, then Butters, Rossi and the puppies arrived)
Butters: Mayors, I want to introduce you to some new characters that arrived a long time ago. Say hello to Suki, Lili, Pedro, Koda, Lucas and Rossi.
Mayor Quimby: Wow! they're so cute! Are good?
Butters: Yeah.
Mayor: Oh I see. Okay! How could you introduce me to Rossi and his puppies, they will live in a mansion. And tell me, how many people do I fits up?
Butters: Let's see... (points Suki) 1. (points Lili) 2. (points Pedro) 3. (points Koda) 4. (points Lucas, smiling) 5... (points Rossi) 6. They are 6, Mayor.
Mayor Len Blustergas: It's okay! You can stay that new mansion. I will tell you one of my builders to come build that new mansion. Johnny! Paul! Tom! Come here!
Paul: What's the matter, my dear mayor?
Mayor of Halloweentown: Guys, I think I want you to build a mansion for Rossi and the puppies.
Johnny: Okay, my lord!
Tom: Now we'll do it!
Mayor: Sounds wonderful. You can build!
Johnny, Paul and Tom: Okay!
Mayor Quimby: (to Butters) Look at me, it's a good idea that you're meeting some good new characters. It was great that you did. Oh! And also make sure to follow your heart.
Butters: Follow my heart?
Mayor Len Blustergas: Yes! After all,
(And then the song Follow Your Heart begins)
Mayor: You're sure to do impossible things, If you follow your heart Your dreams will fly on magical wings, When you follow your heart. If you have to journey far, Here's a little trick. You don't need a guiding star Trust your thicker, get there quicker. You're sure to do impossible things, If you follow your heart. (To the Good Characters) Everyone! Keep decorating, You're doing great! Come on!
All Good Characters: You're sure to do impossible things, if you follow your heart Your dreams will fly on magical wings, When you follow your heart!
Mayor: North or south or east or west Where to point your shoes? Which direction is the best? If the choosing gets confusing Maybe it's the map you're using You don't need a chart to guide you, Close your eyes and look inside you!
Mayor and All Good Characters: You're sure to do impossible things, If you know where to start You're dreams will fly on magical wings, When you follow
Mayor: Just trust the mayor
Mayor and All Good Characters: And always follow your heart!
(After the song, The Imaginationland World Fair is ready)
Butters: Wow! Everything looks so amazing! And who are all these new characters?
Mayor: I think they decided to visit Imaginationland and hang out at the world fair. Look! We even have a giant globe!
Butters: Just like the one at Epcot!
Mayor: Yup!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans are standing in the town square. The mayor comes on stage.)
Mayor: Fellow citizens of South Park and Imaginationland, Welcome to the world fair!
All: (Cheering)
Mayor: That's right! We got people from around the world coming to share their cultures with us! There's gonna be food, dancing, a real live Chinese dragon and even a parade all the way from Brazil! But that's not all, We even got a giant globe!
All: Oohhhhh!
Mayor: Yes! It looks very pretty indeed! Now get ready, Let the world fair begin!
(The Lolipop King cuts the ribbon and fireworks blast as the crowd cheers)
Butters: Come on, Everyone! Let's go!
Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman reporting live from the South Park/Imaginationland World Fair! People from all over the world are coming to share their cultures with the towns folks, There's even a giant globe, and boy is it big! We'll be right back with more of the world fair!
Tom Tucker: What do you think, Ollie?
Ollie Williams: So much fun!
Tom Tucker: Thanks, Ollie.
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans explore the world fair as the song Take on Me by a-ha plays in the background)
French Baker: Bonjuor! Do you want ze baguettes?
Wendy: I want a baguette for me and Stan!
French Baker: Excellent decision! Bon appetite!
(Everyone is riding on a gondola with an Italian guitar player, Stan and Wendy look at each other. They then watch some chefs from Japan chopping some sushi. Later, They all participate in in a Mexican hat dance. After that, They watch some Asian dancers dancing with a Chinese dragon. Everyone claps when they're finished dancing. That night, they gather at the town square for the parade.)
Butters: Are you excited for the parade?
Stan: Yeah!
Wendy: Me too!
Chris Griffin: Hell, yeah!
Marvin: Guys! Does anyone know where Jeffy is?
Pinkie Pie: Hmmm, (Looks through the crowd) Nope!
Marvin: (Groans)
Butters: Guys, The parade's starting!
(The parade starts as the floats go by and dancers pass by the crowd as they cheer. Jeffy is on a float.)
Marvin: Jeffy! What are you doing on that float?
Jeffy: Well Daddy, I'm gonna get everyone to dance! (To a dancer) Give me my saxophone!
(Jeffy plays the saxophone and the song Wanna See My Pencil begins)
Jeffy: Wanna see my pencil? Wanna see my pencil? Wanna see my pencil? Wanna see my pencil? Hey daddy, wanna see my pencil? I stick it in my nose, until it hits the middle (The crowd looks confused while Jeffy sings) It's yellow, it's special It tastes like a pretzel I hit it on my head, to make this instrumental I'm mental, I'm crazy Diaper like a baby Who's the Easter Bunny? You know that it's my daddy My rhymes are freakin cool You werent even ready I got my jammies on I'm ready for beddy (Everyone starts to dance) Wanna see my pencil? Wanna see my pencil? Wanna see my pencil? Wanna see my pencil? Wanna see my pencil? Wanna see my pencil? Wanna see my pencil? Wanna see my pencil? Wanna see my pencil? Wanna see my pencil? Wanna see my pencil? You know you wanna see my pencil! Cat piano solo! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Back on the track These ladies I smack The Evil Characters can't kill me You know that's a fact! My diaper, I pat My piano is a cat I see a can of green beans I hit it with a bat Always wear my helmet Don't have to ride a bike These bullies wanna try me You know we're gonna fight People say they hate me, but they can take a hike I just defeated the Evil Characters, now lemme drop the mic Wanna see my---
(song stops abruptly as Bob Bobowski interruptedly steps in)
Bob Bobowski: You had your fun and now it's my turn to step in and they will follow me when they hear my sick beats! (rap song begins as he starts rapping) I got a taste for waste and the taste and a blood Murder I heard her when she screamed drop Case her son caught the slug And listen to this straight up man before the ban the voice While I ride to the rhythm of a pop Remember the first---
(The crowd starts booing him and started pelting him with trash)
Man: You stink!
Woman: Get off the float!
Dr. Zoidberg: Boo! Your rapping is bad and you should feel bad!
Bob Bobowski: What? Too pitchy?
(Lynn Loud throws a watermelon like a football so hard that it hit Bob, knocking him off the float)
Bob Bobowski: Ow, my ovaries!
Mei Lee: (gasps) Oh, my gosh! Guys, look!
(Mei and her friends saw that 4*Town has a parade float)
Miriam: No way! 4*Town's got a parade float!?
(Mei and her friends began to cheer with tears of joy as the song Nobody Like U starts)
4*Town: Yeah, ooh Yeah (Mei and her friends began to sing along with them) I've never met nobody like you Had friends, and I've had buddies, it's true But they don't turn my tummy the way you do I've never met nobody like you Oh, yeah Yeah You're never not on my mind, oh my, oh my I'm never not by your side, your side, your side I'm never gon' let you cry, oh, cry, don't cry I'll never not be your ride or die, alright Let's call it what it is, it's a masterpiece Got a whole lotta love for them city streets (Glendale) Tonight, is the place to be Got a big boom box and a new CD Come on, everybody, let's tear it up If you want mad skills, you can share with us (Come on) I want everybody to stop and stare And you know why, it's me (Robaire) Woo! Uh, it's too good Yeah Let's go You're never not on my mind, oh my, oh my I'm never not by your side, your side, your side I'm never gon' let you cry, oh, cry, don't cry I'll never not be your ride, or die, alright Li-li-li-like you Li-li-li-li-like you Li-li-li-li-li-like you Like you, like you Li-li-li-like you Li-li-li-li-li-li-like you Li-li-li-li-like you Like you, like you I've never met nobody like you Had friends, and I've had buddies, it's true But they don't turn my tummy the way you do I've never met nobody like you You're never not on my mind, oh my, oh my I'm never not by your side, your side, your side I'm never gon' let you cry, oh cry, don't cry I'll never not be your ride, or die, alright
(Song ends)
Brendar: Has anyone seen Evan anywhere?
Butters: Hey! Who are you?
Brendar: I am Brendar the Barbarian. Feared and revered is my slogan.
Stan: Are you new to the good side?
Brendar: Yes. 
Kyle: Cool sword, Brendar!
Brendar: Hey! When respect is lacking, my axe starts hacking.
Kyle: Sorry.
Brendar: Which one of you guys have seen Evan?
Mayor: Oh! You mean that purple troll with green hair? He’s on that parade float!
Evan: Is this thing on? (Taps microphone and someone gives him his guitar) Oh, Thank you!
Brendar: Yep! That’s him!
Evan: Are you ready to rock?
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans: Yeah! 
Luna Loud: Yeah! Let’s rock n’ roll!
Evan: (Smacks lips) Here goes.
(The song Bridge Life begins)
Evan: Bridge life, bridge life No one will pay me No one will save me from damp pants Or flesh-eating ants No one’s afraid of me My father’s ashamed of me Bridge life, bridge life Bridge life, bridge life. Ee-ba-be—ba-dee—ba-dee bridge! Wa-dee-der-dee—dee—ber-dee life! Once upon a time in a land far away I don’t know what happened Cause I’m under a bridge all day Bridge life, Bridge life Bridge life, Smidge life! Yeah! (Chuckles)
(A moment of silence occurs then everyone starts cheering for Evan.)
Butters: That was awesome!
(After the parade)
Peter Griffin: Wow, watching a parade is so much better than that boring amusement park I went.
(scene cuts into a cutaway)
Peter Griffin: (leaves from an amusement park) Wow, that was a waste of time.
Chris Griffin: You can say that again.
Felicity: Yeah! I Agree with that guy
Miguel: Me too!
Athena: Me Three!
Yana: Me Four!
(scene cuts back)
Butters: (sighs) What a day!
Mittens: Oh yeah! a great day!
Homer Simpson: I wish it was going to last a world's fair forever.
Butters: Me Too. (watches his watch) Gadzooks! I have to go home! See you later.
Marge Simpson: See you later, Butters!
Koda: See you tomorrow, you buddy!
The Kids: Bye, Butters!
All Good Characters: Good night!
Lucas: Rossi?
Rossi: What do you want?
Lucas: There's something I want to tell you. Can I go to Stan's house?
Rossi: Yes!
Lucas: Okay!
Stan: Awww! That's so cute! (giggling)
(So, Butters went home)
Butters's mom: Hi sweetie! How did you behave at the Imaginationland world's fair?
Butters: Awesome!
Butter's Mom: That's good, son! It' s time for bed! It's going to be a great day tomorrow!
(Butters goes upstairs to his room to sleep)
Butters: Good night, mom!
Butters: Good night, Butters!
(Butters goes to his bed)
Butters: (sighs) (Starts writing in his journal) Dear journal, The Imaginationlamd Worls Fair was amazing! People from around the world came to Imaginationland to share their cultures. I even saw Terrence and Phillip! And at the parade, Jeffy was on a float and rapped. That was so cool! This turned out to be a great day! (Yawns then turns off the lights and falls asleep)
(Meanwhile at the midnight, Bogge and Quagmire are sneaking through the world fair)
Bogge: Quag? Do you see anything suspicious?
Quagmire: Umm, Peanut butter sandwiches?
Bogge: Yeah! Good thing everything's quiet.
(Bogge and Quagmire look in each booth. Then in the Japanese booth, they saw some peanut butter sandwiches.)
Both: A peanut butter sandwich from Japan?
Quagmire: You thinking what I'm thinking, Bogge?
Bogge: Yeah!
Both: Let's eat it!
(Bogge and Quagmire both eat the peanut butter sandwiches. The Evil Characters show up and catch them.)
King Pig: Run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch us, We're the Evil Characters! (Laughs evily)
Both: Uh oh! (Screaming)
King Dedede: (Spots the giant globe) There it is! The giant globe from the world fair! This is going to be ours! (Evil laughing)
(And then the song Pretty Bird begins)
King Dedede: Lights, camera, action. I was striking, suave, ambitious, Feet to beak, so birdi-licious Now I'm vile, I am villainous, and vicious, Oh, and malicious I had it all, a TV show, women too I was tall, over one foot two Then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes That's why I am so evil Why I do what I do
Minion Pigs: He was a superstar
King Dedede: So young and vital
Minion Pigs: He's nasty
King Dedede: A South American idol
Bowser's Minions and Koopalings: He's a suspicious bird
King Dedede: Who said that about me?
Dr. Eggman's Robots: A very vicious bird
King Dedede: I'll have you rotisseried! I'm a feathery freak With a beak A bird murderer You think you're badder than me? I've never heard of ya I'm evil I'll fill your cheese balls with weevils I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls It was him.
Minion Pigs: He's a nasty bird
King Dedede: I'm invincible
Dr. Eggman's Robots: He's ghastly
King Dedede: I'm unminceable I'm unwashable
Unrinseable Like an abandoned school I have no principle All of you Brazilian birds All 80 million birds I'll tell you what I'm going to do I'm going to make them...
(Minion Pigs, Bowser's Minions, Koopalings and Dr. Eggman's robots vocalizing)
King Dedede: Shut up now. Shut up!
(vocalizing stops)
King Dedede: It's just me. I will make them ugly… too…
(evil laughter as the song ends)
King Pig: Will you guys be quiet? We're trying to steal a globe!
King Dedede: Oops!
(King Pig takes the globe, At first it's about to fall down, But Darth Vader caught it using the force)
All Evil Characters: Phew!
Chief Wiggum: Stop right there!
Joe Swanson: What do you think you're doing?!
Chief Bookum: Freeze!
(Chief Wiggum and the police officers chase the evil characters with the giant globe.)
The Storm King: Oh crap! Let's make like a snake and get out of here!
(The Evil Characters run off with the globe as they laugh evily.)
Chief Wiggum: Wait a second, They took the globe! We gotta tell everyone!
(The next morning, Wendy and Kyle are sleeping in their beds until the doorbell rings.)
Kyle: (Wakes up) Who could that be?
(Kyle and Wendy open the door and see Chief Wiggum and Joe Swanson.)
Wendy: (Gasps) Chief Wiggum? Chief Bookum?
Kyle: Joe? What are you guys doing here? It's 3 AM.
Chief Wiggum: The giant globe from the world fair is stolen!
(Butters overhears this while sleeping)
Wendy: (gasps) Oh, no! Looks like that has something to do with the evil characters!
Kyle: I believe she's right.
Joe Swanson: There's a n emergency meeting at Castle Sunshine happening right now. But you must get dressed.
Kyle: Okay!
(They head to their bedroom and get dressed. They head downstairs)
Kyle and Wendy: We're ready!
Chief Wiggum: Okay! Let's go!
Lou: I'm ready when you are, chief.
Butters: I'm coming, too!
Linda Stotch: (wakes up) What's going on here?  Butters!  you should go to bed!  it's 3 in the morning!
Butters: Mom!  It is an emergency that I will have to say!  They stole the giant globe of the world fair and we have to get it back!  It is urgent! Can i go with them? (gets sad) Please?
Linda Stotch: (starts to think, then starts to feel confident) Fine! I will do it! For once!
Butters: Yay!
Joe Swanson: YES!!
Butters: Thanks Mom!
Linda Stotch: You're welcome!
(At Castle Sunshine, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans are having a meeting.)
Mayor: Alright! Good morning, everyone!
All: Good morning, mayor!
Mayor: Wait a second! Has anybody seen Batley?
Butters: I don't know, mayor! Where is he?
(Batley crash lands into the meeting room.)
Batley: (Gets back up) I meant to do that!
Mayor: There you are! Anyways, Last night, The Evil Characters stole the giant globe!
Everyone: (Gasps)
Stan: The giant globe? Stolen?
Everyone: (Gasps again)
Mayor: Everyone, calm down!
Stewie Griffin: What the deuce?
Bart Simpson: Ay, caramba!
Kirby: Poyo!
Lori Loud: We literally must do something!
Lincoln Loud: We should we do, mayor?
Mayor: Hmmm.... I got it! Let's travel around the world!
Everyone: Around the world?
Mayor: Yep! (A note appears) Hey! What's this?
Cartman: It's a note!
Mayor: (Clears throat and reads note) To find the giant globe the Evil Characters stole, Travel around the world and look as a team. Along the way, You'll find some clues and meet some people from each country, I hope you will enjoy this adventure.
SpongeBob: So what does this mean, mayor?
Mayor Len Blustergas: This means we have to go on a trip around the world to find the globe! Who's with me?
All: (Agreeing)
Sonic: Road trip!
Mayor: Everyone aboard the Imagination Balloon!
(Everyone hops on the Imagination Balloon and it begins to fly as the song You Might Think begins)
Voiceover: Oh well uh, you might think I'm crazy To hang around with you Or maybe you think I'm lucky To have somethin' to do But I think you're wild Inside me is some child You might think I'm foolish Or maybe it's untrue (You might think I'm crazy) You might think I'm crazy (All I want is you) All I want is you You might think it's hysterical But I know when you're weak You think you're in the movies And everything's so deep But I think that you're wild When you flash that fragile smile You might think it's foolish What you put me through (You might think I'm crazy) You might think I'm crazy (All I want is you) All I want is you And it was hard so hard to take (So hard to take) (There's no escape) There's no escape Without a scrape (Without a scrape) But you kept it going till the sun fell down You kept it going Oh well uh, you might think I'm delirious The way I run you down But somewhere sometimes When you're curious I'll be back around Oh, I think that you're wild And so uniquely styled You might think it's foolish This chancy rendezvous (You might think I'm crazy) You might think I'm crazy (All I want is you) All I want is you, aoo All I want is you (All I want is you) All I want is you
(Song ends. Meanwhile back at the castle in the throne room, the moniter activates as the N.M.E. Sales Guy appears with King Dedede and Escargoon)
N.M.E. Sales Guy: Hey there, Triple D. What news did you bring?
King Dedede: Me and the evil characters stole the giant globe from those pesky good characters! And I'm coming up with a plan to take it somewhere around the world.
N.M.E Sales Guy: How about you put it in Los Angeles? Or as some people call it, Hollywood, California!
King Dedede and Escargoon: Los Angeles?
N.M.E Sales Guy: Yes!
King Dedede: When those characters find that globe and take it back, I'm going to snap them with this! (Holds the Infinity Gauntlet) Thanos gave me it!
N.M.E Sales Guy: The Infinity Gauntlet?
Escargoon: That's right. For this we will find all of the Infinity Stones from across the world.
N.M.E Sales Guy: (Shows picture of Earth) You will find 5 Infinity Stones in some of these countries. Good luck, Triple D.
(The monitor turns off and King Dedede and Escargoon laugh evilly. The evil characters join in laughing as well.)
N.M.E. Sales Guy: (chuckles) Looks like they're gonna find the Infinity Stones to wipe life across the world.
Lord Nightmare: That I would like to enjoy watching when they got all of them. (laughs evilly)
(Meanwhile, the Imagination Balloon is flying through the air.)
Butters: Mayor?
Mayor: Yes, Butters?
Butters: What's our first stop?
Mayor: Our first stop is in Paris, France! Who's been to Paris?
(Some of the Good Characters raise their hands)
Mayor: Good!
Kyle: Hey guys! I think we're here!
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans: (Talking in excitement)
Cartman: Everyone, Look! It's the Eiffel Tower!
Bart Simpson: Ay, caramba!
Leni Loud: I'm totally getting a selfie of this! (Grabs her phone and takes selfie)
Wendy: Oh, Stan! Isn't Paris lovely? 
Stan: It sure is, Wendy!
Cleveland Brown: Wow, I see London, I see France!
(The Imagination Balloon lands on the ground. Everyone puts on berets.)
Mayor: Here we are, In Paris!
Butters: Hey guys, Check out this restaurant!
Kyle: Cool! I think I'm getting a bit hungry.
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans: (Agreeing)
Mayor: Then let's go in!
(Everyone heads into the restaurant and take their seats.)
Waiter: Bonjuor, Welcome to Ze Fancy Eclair! May I take your order?
Mayor Quimby: We would like to have a bowl of spaghetti, Some fries with ketchup, and Some bread with butter as appetizers. And for desert, We'll have some tea, Cake, and some ice cream.
Waiter: Okay! Please wait until your food arrives.
Homer Simpson: Mmmm.... desert. (drooling)
Luigi: I hope they made lotsa spaghetti.
(The door opens and the evil characters arrive wearing disguises)
Waiter: Welcome to Ze Fancy Elclair, How can I help you?
Evil Stewie: (talking like a lady) I would like to have some elcairs, berries and a drink of water.
Waiter: Okay, Mademe, Please take your seat and we'll bring in your food.
(The evil characters take their seats. Butters looks at them.)
Butters: Uh oh.
Linda Stotch: What's the matter, sweetie?
Butters: Nothing.
(The waiter brings the Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans their food.)
Waiter: Here's your food! Bon appetite!
TTG Robin: You heard the waiter, Let's chow down!
(Everyone eats their food)
Stan: Hey, Wendy. Let's eat!
Wendy: Okay!
(Stan and Wendy eat the spaghetti. When they finish they kiss each other.)
Stan: Whoa!
Wendy: Oh, gosh...
Sharon Marsh: Stanley, did you kiss Wendy with spaghetti?
Stan: Uh, Yes!
(The Evil Characters look disgusted as the waiter brings their food.)
Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
King Pig: (Eats an elcair then his eyes grow big) Oh, boy! I'm in heaven now! You guys give it a try!
(The Evil Characters try their food and suddenly they start to get happy.)
TTG Slade: This tastes amazing!
Bowser: Oh yeah!
(The evil characters take off their disguises and run out of the restaurant.)
Big Gay Al: Who are those people?
Mayor: I don't know. Come on!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans leave the restaurant and see the Evil Characters running.)
King K. Rool: Huh? (Screams)
All Evil Characters: (Screaming)
Everyone: (Joins in screaming with the evil characters)
Homer Simpson: Oh, my God! It's them!
Butters: Slade, what are you doing here?
TTG Slade: Oh. Um. We were just going for a walk.
Mayor Len Blustergas: Everyone! Run!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans chase the evil characters in Scooby-Doo style as the Benny Hill chase theme plays in the background. After the chase, everyone gets tired and pants. King Pig pants and then sees the purple Infinity Stone.)
King Candy/Turbo: Looks like we hit the jackpot!
Queen of Hearts: Yes!
The Storm King: Our first stone.
(Thanos puts the first Infinity Stone in the gauntlet.)
Thanos: You know what they say, First come, first serve.
Butters: (Looks at the Infinity Gauntlet) What does this do?
Mayor: Don't touch it! It maybe for the Evil Characters!
Butters: Oops.
All Evil Characters: (Laughing evily as they walk away)
Dr. Strange: the Infinity Gauntlet? This looks very familiar.
Spider Man: I know! When Thanos found all 5 Infinity Stones, Most of us died with a 
snap of his fingers. I hope that doesn't happen to us again.
Gamora: Me neither.
(The sky becomes cloudy and it begins to rain.)
Cartman: (Groans) It's raining now! What should we do?
Mayor: Hmmm. I think I saw the Louvre nearby. Come on!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans head to the Louvre.)
Wendy: Oh, Stan. Look at all the paintings. Aren't they beautiful?
Stan: (nods yes)
Homer Simpson: Boring!
Mayor: Everyone! Take a look at this one! It's the Mona Lisa!
Everyone: Oohhhh!
(Lori Loud takes a picture of the Mona Lisa on her phone.)
Lolipop King: And look! It's Vincent Van Goah's famous Starry Night painting.
Everyone: Ahhh!
Little Miss Hug: Yeah. (takes a photo of the Starry Night painting on her phone)
Mayor: And this is Pablo Picasso's self portrait.
Everyone: (Talking as they take pictures)
Lolipop King: Does anyone have any questions?
(Squidward raised his hand)
Lolipop King: Yes, Squidward?
Squidward: I have those paintings at home but with me on them.
Lolipop King: Okay.
Mayor: Hey, guys! I think it's getting dark. How about we go take a walk through Paris?
Stan: Okay!
(Everyone leaves the Louvre and see people walking around the city at night.)
Rocko: Wow, that was great. Right guys?
Heffer: Yeah, you said it, Rock.
Filburt: Uh-huh.
(they then see the bus driver driving like a maniac at them)
Driver: THERE YOU ARE! I'VE HAVE FINALLY FOUND YOU, NUMBER ELEVEN AND THIRTEEN!
Rocko: (screams) IT'S THAT BUS DRIVER WE USED TO TOUR WITH! AND HE WANTS REVENGE ON US!
Heffer: RUN!
(Rocko, Heffer, and Filburt run screaming as the driver laughs maniacally while chasing them like a maniac)
Wendy: I guess Paris really is the city of love!
(And then the song City of Love begins)
Wendy: So, Stan, what do you think of the City of Love?
Stan: I wish it was the City of Airplane Parts...
Wendy: Oh, you're just too stressed! You should take a moment to relax and enjoy it. We could share a crêpe sucrée At this Parisian café
Stan:  Huh. That awning could be used as a sail! Or, you know, a parachute, depending on how things go.
Wendy: Take a break and smell these flowers Underneath the Eiffel Tower
Stan: I wonder if they still have pieces of that hanging around? The rivets would come in handy.
Isabella: Oh, Stan... Won't you share a creme brulee with me?
Stan: Hey, look at that nifty little blow torch.
Wendy: How perfect could this be In the City of Love?
Couples: (In the City of Love)
Wendy: In the City of Love
Roger Smith: (In the City of Love)
Wendy: We could try some fancy cheese Or peruse the galleries
Stan: I wonder if oil-based paint is combustible...as a rocket fuel.
Wendy: Isn't this a perfect day? How do I look in this beret?
Stan: Oh, that reminds me! We might need helmets.
Wendy: Oh, how can he not feel the same way When we're strolling down the Champs-Elysees In the City of Love?
Lady: (In the City of Love)
Couples: (In the City of Love)
Wendy: I wish that he would whisper "ma chérie, je t'aime" But all he wants to do is try to fix that plane In the City of Love
Artist: (In the City of Love)
Wendy: In the City of Love (in the City of Love) In the City of Love.... (in the City of Lo-o-ove...)
(song ends)
Stan: Oh, Wendy! Doesn't the Eiffel Tower look beautiful at night?
Wendy: Yes! Even the Notre Dame Cathedral.
Stan: Hey, Wendy! I have something to tell you.
Wendy: What is it?
Stan: I...
Peter Griffin: Hey, lovebirds.
Joe Swanson: You two should kiss!
(Peter and his friends laugh as Stan and Wendy look confused at each other)
Applejack: (Yawns) I think it's time to hit the hay.
Butters: Yeah! I'm a bit tuckered out myself.
Lolipop King: Exploring Paris was so much fun!
Mayor: Yeah! And tomorrow, our next stop is the UK!
Everyone: (Cheering)
Mayor: Good night, everyone!
(Everyone heads inside the Imagination Balloon as it begins to fly. In Butters' bedroom, His mom tucks him in.)
Butters: Mom?
Linda Stotch: Yes, sweetie?
Butters: Are we gonna see the queen tomorrow?
Linda Stotch: I don't know. I'll talk to the mayor.
Butters: Really?
Linda Stotch: Yes. Well I better go. Good night, Butters! (Kisses him)
Butters: Good night, mom!
(Butters falls asleep. Meanwhile, the Evil Characters are on their airship as the evil kings looks through a telescope.)
King Wart: What do you see?
The Storm King: The good people, animals, strange creatures and objects falling asleep after exploring Paris all day.
King Runeard: And they're planning on traveling to the UK.
King Pig: The UK, Huh?
(King Pig appears in front of the Evil Kings and thinks of an idea.)
King Pig: (Gasps) Eureka!
King Dedede: What is it, boss?
King Pig: Tomorrow we will find the second and third Infinity Stones, and when we gather all 5 stones, Thanos will snap his fingers and everyone will die!
The Storm King: I'm liking this idea!
Scratch: (salutes) With pleasure.
Bowser: Koopalings, REPORT!
(Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings arrive)
Ludwig: You bellowed, King Dad?
Bowser: Excellent response time, kids. I want all of you to round the troops. We're going on a little trip around the globe.
Bowser Jr. Oh, boy! We're going on a vacation!
Bowser: Not a vacation, you dolts! An invasion! You have one hour to prepare! Now, HOP TO IT!
(And then the song Be Prepared (2019 Version) begins)
Scar: (spoken) Butters has always shown too much restraint when it comes to hunting. When I'm king, the mighty will be free to take whatever they want, because a hyena's belly is never full.
Shenzi: (spoken) Butters' far too powerful to challenge...
Scar: Butters is yesterday's message A clapped-out, distracted regime Whose failings undoubtedly pressage The need for a different dream Yes, leonine times are a-changing Which means that hyenas must too My vision is clear and wide-ranging And even encompasses you So, prepare for the coup of the century Prepare for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I'll Be king, undisputed Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!
(the Hyena Clan then appears, surrounding the evil characters)
Hyena Clan: (Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared, be prepared)
Scar: Be prepared, be prepared
Hyena Clan: (Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared, be prepared)
Scar: Be prepared
Hyena Clan: (Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared, be prepared)
Scar: Be prepared
Hyena Clan: (Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared, be prepared)
Scar, Hyena Clan, and Evil Characters: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!
(song ends as everyone laughs evilly and the screen fades to black. The next morning, the sun rises while the Imagination Balloon is flying. Rainbow Dash is asleep in her bed and snoring until she hears laughing. Rainbow Dash wakes up and looks around the Balloon.)
Rainbow Dash: I could've sworn I heard something!
(Rainbow Dash hears the laughing again.)
Rainbow Dash: Okay! Now it's getting creepy. I hope it's not a wake up call from the Evil Characters.
(The Evil Characters appear as they laugh)
Rainbow Dash: (Gasps) Evil Characters!
Rocko: (yawns) Man, what's all the racket? And what's that creepy laughter?
Rainbow Dash: Don't you know? They're Evil Characters!
Rocko: Evil Characters? (Looks at them) Uh oh! You're right!
Both: (Screaming)
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans appear as they heard them scream.)
Mayor: What the hell is that screaming? We're trying to sleep! (Looks out window) Oh! It's morning! Anyways, What are you guys yelling about?
Rainbow Dash: The Evil Characters!
Butters: Oh no!
King Pig: Did you all have a good night?
Mayor: We did. But we're going to beat you up! Everyone! Attack!
King Pig: What the?
(Everyone beats up the Evil Characters. After that, The Evil Characters scream and runaway. Everyone then cheers.)
Butters: All right! We did it!
Mayor: Now let's celebrate with a delicious breakfast!
(Everyone has breakfast.)
Butters: Where are we going today, Mayor?
Mayor: We're going to the UK to visit the queen and then go to Mexico.
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans: Ooohh!
Pinkie Pie: (Squeals) I'm so excited!
(Everyone hears the chimes of the Big Ben Clock Tower.)
Butters: What was that?
Mayor: That's the Big Ben! It looks like we made it to the UK!
Everyone: (Cheering)
Applejack, Rich Texan and Sandy: Yee haw!
(The Imagination Balloon lands in the UK.)
Mayor: Isn't the UK wonderful?
(A whistle is heard)
Police Officer: Who are you?
Mayor: Uh... We're visitors from Imaginationland. We're going to visit the queen.
Police Officer: Okay. Good day!
Lolipop King: Hey, look? There's a double decker bus we can ride on!
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans: Woah!
Tour Guide: Hello, everyone! And welcome to the Double Decker Bus tour! To your left you can see the Big Ben! And to your right you can see...
Mayor: Excuse me? We would like to take these guys a tour here!
Tourist: This is going to be entertaining.
Mayor: Alright, everyone! Welcome to the Double Decker Bus tour! As you all take a look at the sights and sounds of the U.K., We would like to perform a little song for you! (To the Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans) Ready, everyone?
All: Ready!
(TTG Cyborg then puts a casette with the song Best Thing Ever as it begins. Everyone begins to dance to the beat.)
Voiceover: The mic drops, we don't stop Pretend the sun's never coming up High tops, tube socks Following the trends even though we'd rather not Guess it's just whatever (whatever) Put your hands in the air like the ceiling ain't there Make this last forever There is nothing worse than that guy over there And nothing's better than the best, best, best thing ever Oh oh oh, o-o-o-oh, oh oh oh Friday nights, summer light Just me, my friends and I Top down, peel out (peel out) But I'm yelling at my mom, 'cause I'm still too young to drive (MOM!) Guess it's just whatever Put your hands in the air like the ceiling ain't there
Make this last forever Yeah, there's nothing worse than that thing over there (Ugh!) And nothing's better than the best, best, best thing ever Oh oh oh, o-o-o-oh, oh oh oh Oh oh oh, o-o-o-oh, oh oh oh
(song ends and everyone cheer to such a great tune as they all take a bow.)
Mayor: Thank you! Thank you!
Tourist: I love it!
Tourist 2: Me too!
(As the bus passes by, The Evil Characters pop up from beneath the bushes.)
King Runeard: That looks like a interesting scenery right there. Isn't that right, guys?
All Evil Characters: (Agreeing)
(As the Evil Characters walk through town, They hear some children laughing.)
Thanos: What was that?
King K. Rool: I think it's coming through those kids.
(The Evil Characters look at the children laughing at a Punch and Judy puppet show. They decide to sit down and watch the show.)
Puppeteer: Now, Mr. Punch. I would like for you to look after the baby.
King Candy/Turbo: (Yawns) This is boring!
Puppeteer: Boys and girls, Do you think Mr. Punch will take care of the baby?
Children: Yes!
All Evil Characters: No!
Puppeteer: I have to go now. Bye Mr. Punch! Bye boys and girls!
Children: Bye!
King Pig: I have an idea! (Whispers his plan to the Evil Characters)
(King Pig then goes behind the curtain and beats up the puppeteer. He then grabs a puppet using his nose. The Children laugh)
King Snorky: Come on, baby! Who wants to fight?
(The Evil Characters grab some puppets and join in as well.)
Bowser: What's that, baby? Do you want a punch from Mr. Punch? I'll show you punching! (The puppet grabs the slapstick and beats up the baby)
Children: (Laughing)
King Candy/Turbo: (to the audience) Quiet, children! This ain't some puppet show! It's a puppet rock and roll show! Hit it!
(Back in Black by AC/DC plays as the Evil Characters play with the puppets.)
Carol Miller: I love Led Zeppelin!
(The puppets take a bow as the children laugh and applaud.)
Escargoon: That was terrible guys! We have to find the second Infinity Stone.
Man with Monocle and Top Hat: That was some rubbish puppet show!
Woman: It's much worse than the time we accidentally went to a bar.
King K. Rool: (to the couple) What do you want?
Couple: A crocodile? (Screaming as they run away)
King Dedede: Well that was awkward!
(Cut to Buckingham Palace. The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans look through the gates of the palace and see the queen's guards.)
Butters: Is this where the queen lives?
Mayor: Yes! But how can we get past the guards?
Cartman: I know!
Bart Simpson: I think I'll deal with them.
Bender: So am I.
Bebe: What? How?
Bart Simpson: When they chase us, you guys go the door.
Wendy: What the hell are you talking about?
Bender: You heard what he said.
(they proceed to distract the guards)
Guard 1: What in the hell? Who are...
Bender: Hey, meatbags! Bite my shiny metal ass!
Bart Simpson: Eat my shorts! (moons and laughs at them)
Guard 2: Excuse me! Guys! Hey, stop! Stop, stop!
(they then chase them down)
Homer Simpson: Alright! to the Buckingham Palace!
(The Batman transition can be seen with Homer's head. The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans are then shown walking through the palace.)
Butters: Mom, are we gonna meet the queen?
Linda Stotch: Of course we are.
Kyle: Oh. My. God! Is that an elevator? This will be an easier way to see her room.
Mayor: Okay! Everyone get inside!
(Everyone heads inside. But unfortunately, they are all squished together as the elevator door closes.)
Homer Simpson: (as elevator door closes) D'oh!
Rocko: That elevator is too small for us to fit in.
Lily the Cat: Oh, the claustrophobia moving through my veins!
(Inside the elevator, music begins to play.)
Cartman: Hey! I like this song! (Dances to the music)
Kyle: Dude, shut up!
(The elevator dings as The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans get off the elevator and see the queen's room.)
Everyone: Woah!
Rarity: This looks so pretty!
(Queen Elizabeth II is sitting on her throne until she sees the mayor.)
Mayor: Greetings, you're majesty. We come from Imaginationland to visit you.
(Everyone bows to the queen.)
Queen Elizabeth II: Oh goodness! I'm so glad to have you in my palace! You know, people from around the world come from far and wide to see me.
Butters: We're actually on a long journey around the world. I'm so glad to see you.
Queen Elizabeth II: Me too! How about if you all have some tea with me?
Mayor: Great idea!
Cartman: Alright! We're gonna have some tea with the queen!
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans: (Agreeing)
(At the dining room, Queen Elizabeth II, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans sit in their seats.)
Mayor: You're majesty, Have you ever been to a play?
Queen Elizabeth II: Darling, I've been invited to pantomimes during Christmas.
Butters: What's a pantomime?
Queen Elizabeth II: It's a play that happens during the holiday season.
Squidward: Excuse me, your majesty? Can I soothe you with my clarinet?
Queen Elizabeth II: Sure!
(Squidward plays his clarinet and the song Beautiful Dreamer begins.)
Squidward: Beautiful dreamer Out on the sea Mermaids are chanting the wild Lorelei Over the streamlet Vapors are born Waiting to fade at the bright coming morn Beautiful dreamer Beam on my heart Even as the morn On the streamlet and the sea Then will all clouds Of sorrow depart Beautiful dreamer Wake unto me La-da-Dee, La-da-dum La-da-dee, La-da-Dee Tempo, tempo!
(After the song, everyone cheers and applaud.)
Squidward: (Taking a bow) Thank you! Thank you!
Queen Elizabeth II: That was a beautiful song.
Butler: (clears throat) You're tea is ready, you're majesty.
(Servants bring in some tea, sandwiches and deserts for Queen Elizabeth II, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans.)
All: (Talking overlapingly)
Mayor: Alright, everyone! To the queen!
All: To the queen! (They clink their cups as they all begin to drink, as for the pets, they drink their tea from a bowl)
Butters: Remember to keep your pinky up, guys!
(Outside Buckingham Palace, The Evil Characters try to get pass the guards.)
Bill Cipher: These guards must be hard at work.
King Pig: I think I have a plan to enter the palace.
The Storm King: And what will that be?
King Pig: You'll find out!
(The Evil Characters are then shown singing as the gaurds look confused.)
Guard 3: Okay. You shall come.
All Evil Characters: (Laughing evily as they enter the palace)
King K. Rool: An elevator, huh? Well Let's hop in.
(The Evil Characters enter the elevator. But they are squished together as the door closes.)
All Evil Characters: (Groaning)
(The elevator makes it up to the Queen's bedroom.)
King Pig: Oohh, fancy bedroom! I think I know what we're going to do!
Bill Cipher: Really?
(Plankton turns on the radio and they all make a mess.)
Bowser: (Drinking from a coconut) Ah yeah! Perfect for a King!
Bowser Jr: Oh yeah! This is awesome!
(Inside the dining room, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters, TTG Titans and Queen Elizabeth II are drinking their tea until they hear Bowser Jr's shouting.)
Butters: What the hell was that?
Queen Elizabeth II: Probably some people who want to see me.
Butters: Fair enough.
(Everyone resumes drinking their tea)
Butler: (to the Evil Characters) Excuse me, but this is the queen's bedroom. The guests are trying to have their tea!
All Evil Characters: Oops!
Bowser: Hey guys, I think they're having some tea. Come on.
(The Evil Characters head to the dining room where they see The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters, TTG Titans and Queen Elizabeth II drinking their tea. When they see the Evil Characters, they all gasp and drink their tea very fast. As they drink, the Evil Characters sneak through the dining room looking for the green and red Infinity Stones. Then King Pig sees the two stones on the queen's crown.)
King Pig: Oh my god! We found more Infinity Stones guys!
All Evil Characters: Ooohhhh! Aaahhh!
King Pig: You do the honors, Thanos!
Thanos: As you wish! (Grabs the green and red Infinity Stones and puts them in the Infinity Gauntlet as he laughs evilly)
Queen Elizabeth II: (Spits out her tea) Hey! Who took my jewels? (Looks at the Evil Characters and gasps)
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans spit out their tea)
All: Evil Characters?
Queen Elizabeth: Gaurds! Get them!
King Wart: Retreat!
(The evil characters began to flee as the guards are chasing them)
Mayor: Okay, everyone! Let's get them!
(Trumpet fanfare)
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans: Charge!!!!!
(They all chase the Evil Characters through the palace as the song Don't Stop Me Now by Queen plays in the background.)
Butters: Everyone! To the elevator!
(They all enter the elevator and get squeezed together as the elevator door closes. The song stops as well.)
Peter Griffin: (Muffled) Did we meant to do that?
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters, TTG Titans and All Evil Characters: (Muffled) Yes!
Peter Griffin: (Muffled) Geez!
Pecky the Peacock: (Muffled) Well, that must have sounded a little bad from behind.
(The elevator opens and they all run out leave the palace as the song resumes. They chase the Evil Characters through parks, beaches, bars and a town where another puppet show is happening.)
Puppeteer: Do not eat the sausages, Mr. Punch. If he does, Shout out "Judy!" Would you do that, boys and girls?
Children: Yes!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters, TTG Titans and All Evil Characters crash through the curtain as the puppeteer gasps, but then he minds his own business and makes the Mr. Punch puppet eat the sausages.)
Children: Judy!
(The chase continues, But everyone stops as the clock of the Big Ben Tower rings.)
King Pig: Uh oh!
Mayor: Alright everyone! You know what to do!
(Everyone defeats the Evil Characters as they launch into the sky.)
All Evil Characters: We're blasting off again!
(A twinkle flashes from the sky.)
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans: (Cheering)
Nelson Muntz: Smell ya later!
Mayor: We did it!
(The Queen's guards appear.)
Guard 5: They're not over there.
Guard 6: Keep looking!
(The guards leave)
Mayor: Well that was awkward.
Kyle: What country are we going to next, Mayor?
Mayor: Next stop, Mexico! And Sonic, would you like to do the honors getting us there?
Sonic the Hedgehog: Leave it to me.
(Sonic then trows a teleportation ring to Mexico as the Imagination Balloon flies through and lands in Mexico . The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans are wearing sombreros.)
Female Mexican Dancer: Hola! Welcome to Mexico!
Mayor: We're happy to see you!
Male Mexican Resident: We're having a Mexican fiesta near the town square! You can join us if you like!
Butters: We'll come!
(A woman wearing a fruit hat dances by the kids, parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, South Park Residents, all good characters and TTG Titans.)
Woman wearing fruit hat: Vaminos!
Kyle: We're coming!
(At night, everyone heads to the town square where the Mexican fiesta is about to happen as the song Despacito by Luis Fonsi plays in the background.)
Wendy: Wow, this place is amazing!
Stan: I know, right?
Bart Simpson: Ay caramba!
Mexican Chef: Ay caramba, indeed! Wanna try a chili pepper?
Cartman: I do!
(Cartman eats a chili pepper. After he eats it, sweat runs down his face and starts to feel really hot.)
Cartman: (Breathes fire from his mouth) Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! (Runs away)
Marie the Rabbit: (laughs breifly) Whoever can't just handle the heat needed a little more water there!
Mayor: So much for hot stuff.
Homer Simpson: (sees a Guatemalan Insanity Pepper) Ooh, pepper!
(as he was about to eat it, it gives him a tongue burn it with the tip, causing him to scream in pain and everyone laughs at him. He then races around the fiesta desperately searching anything to drink and grabs a tray of beers)
Homer Simpson: (lisping) Beer! Baby needs some beer!
Marge Simpson: Homer! You promised you wouldn't drink!
Homer Simpson: But I need it! (Marge shrugs)
Mexican Mayor: Attention, people of Mexico, The fiesta is about to begin!
Butters: The fiesta is about to start, Come on!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters, TTG Titans and the Mexican townsfolk gather at the town square.)
Mexican Mayor: Hola, everyone!
Crowd: Hola!
Mexican Mayor: Welcome to our fiesta! Let the celebration begin!
(Everyone begins to cheer)
Mexican Mayor: (to Brian and Stewie) You there! Yeah, you!
Brian Griffin: Me?
Mexican Mayor: You and the baby. Come on and sing us a song.
Stewie Griffin: (gasps) Oh, my God, Brian! We're gonna be on stage! I never felt like this ever since we went to that heavy metal concert.
(Scene cuts to a cutaway with Brian and Stewie in the crowd at a heavy metal concert)
Brian Griffin: (holds a glowstick) Woo! Hell yeah!
Stewie Griffin: (headbangs) This is amazing!
(Scene cuts back to them as they then get on stage)
Stewie Griffin: (Clears throat) Hello! I'm Stewie Griffin and this is Brian Griffin! We're going to sing a song for you.
Brian Griffin: We hope you enjoy it. Hit it!
(The band begins to play the song Un Poco Loco)
Stewie Griffin: What color is the sky? ¡Ay, mi amor! ¡Ay, mi amor! You tell me that it's red ¡Ay, mi amor! ¡Ay, mi amor! Where should I put my shoes? ¡Ay, mi amor! ¡Ay, mi amor! You say, "put them on your head" ¡Ay, mi amor! ¡Ay, mi amor! You make me un poco loco
Un poquititito loco The way you keep me guessing I'm nodding and I'm yessing I'll count it as a blessing That I'm only 'un poco loco!
(instrumental verse)
Brian Griffin: The loco that you make me
It is just un poco crazy The sense that you're not making
Stewie Griffin: The liberties that you're taking
Brian and Stewie: Leaves my cabeza shaking You are just un poco loco!
Chorus: (heard in background) It is just un poco crazy, leaves my cabeza shaking (4x)
Brian and Stewie: Un poquititi-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-to loco!
(song ends and the crowd cheers for them as they take a bow)
Butters: Alright!
Kenny: (Muffled) Woo Hoo!
Mayor: (to Brian and Stewie) You guys did great!
Brian Griffin: Thanks!
Stewie Griffin: No problem!
(Meanwhile, the airship is flying over the fiesta)
King Pig: You see anything?
King K. Rool: (looks in his telescope) There's a fiesta going on.
Bowser: Look at that! (points at a volcano) This is where a big bird is lying.
Doc Ock: You got a catchy name for this one?
Abby Anderson: Legends call it Rodan, The Fire Demon.
Russ Cargill: That's comforting.
Bowser Jr.: We got the ORCA in order to wake him up when we're ready.
Dr. Robotnik: Leave that to me when you give me the signal. (chuckles evilly)
(Meanwhile back at the fiesta)
Cartman: Guys, look! They're selling tacos!
Little Miss Hug: Tacos?!? Oh, my god, I want some!
Taco Salesman: Hola! Welcome to my taco stand! Would you like a taco?
Mayor: I would like one for all of us, please!
Taco Salesman: Oh, Si! (Hands tacos) Here are your tacos!
Mayor: Okay! Hey everyone, I've got tacos!
GIR: (Gasps) Tacos!
(Everyone eats their tacos.)
Stan: Mmmm. These tacos taste so good.
Timmy: Timmy!
Mr. Garrison: These tacos are great that it makes me want to start a conga line!
Cartman: Conga line!
All: (Cheering)
(A conga line starts as the song Conga by Gloria Estafan plays in the background.)
Voiceover: Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga I know you can't control yourself any longer
Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga I know you can't control yourself any longer Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga I know you can't control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that conga beat Everybody gather 'round now Let your body feel the heat Don't you worry if you can't dance Let the music move your feet It's the rhythm of the island, and like the sugar cane so sweet If you want to do the conga, you've got to listen to the beat Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga I know you can't control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that conga beat Feel the fire of desire, as you dance the night away 'Cause tonight we're gonna party, 'til we see the break of day Better get yourself together, and hold on to what you've got Once the music hits your system, there's no way your gonna stop Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga I know you can't control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that conga beat Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga I know you can't control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that conga Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga I know you can't control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that conga beat Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
(song ends as everyone hears footsteps.)
All: (Gasping)
Butters: Uh oh!
Cartman: Aw, crap!
Lily the Cat: Awh, yipes.
Wendy: Ay caramba!
Bart Simpson: That's my line!
(Bowser's feet stomps on the ground as everyone whimpers and gets scared.)
Bowser: Boo!
Mexican Mayor: Ay chihuahua! Who are you?
Bowser: (Wearing a mustache and talking with a Mexican accent) We're tour guides looking for Rodan. (Shows picture of Rodan 2019) Have you seen this creature anywhere?
Mexican Mayor: (stays silent)
Bowser: No? Well, then. We're gonna show you where it lies. (to Robotnik) NOW!
(Dr. Robotnik activates the ORCA to wake up Rodan in the volcano where his roar can be heard in the distance and everyone is terrified. The ORCA pulsings can be heard.)
Bob Bobowski: Is that a volcano?!
(The pulsings can be heard through the speakers. The volcano suddenly begins to erupt. Rodan then suddenly emerges and awakens from his containment chamber. Everyone sees him.)
Mario and Luigi: Mamma Mia!
(Princess Peach screams)
Annie Knitts: (faints in shock as she sees Rodan)
Meg Griffin: Oh, my God! What the hell is that thing?!
Ralph Wiggum: It's a giant turkey!
Wendy: It's a giant Pteranodon monster!
Mayor: That's Rodan, The Fire Demon!
Mugman: Uh, Cuphead?
Cuphead: I know, Mugman. The important thing is... RUUUUUN!!!!!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans run away screaming from Rodan as he roars)
Butters: (Panting) Monster!
Wayne Szalinksi: (Screaming)
Morty: What are going to do, Rick?!
Rick: Good question (bleches) Morty.
Ned Flanders: We're doomed!
Bender: Dooooooooomed!
Mayor: Everyone! To the balloon!
(everyone boards in the balloon as Rodan spots them as it takes off.)
Tails: Everyone, look!
(Rodan roars as he spreads his wings preparing to fly)
Mayor: Uh oh!
(The Imagination Balloon rocks left and right as everyone rolls in time to the rocking.)
All: (Screaming)
(Sheila's hair was vibrating from the rocking that she had to balance while doing a t-pose while Pecky, Lily, Marie, Ms. Bunny, Puppy and Miss Hug are hugging her hardly)
Pecky: I can't... take this... any further!!!
Kyle: I think I'm gonna be sick!
Mayor: (looks at the buttons and sees the emergencies only button) I got just the trick!
(The Mayor presses the emergencies only button and the balloon becomes a parachute. Rodan flies after it and tries to eat it, but misses.)
Nelson Muntz: (to Rodan) Ha, ha! In your face!
Pudata the Poodle (to Rodan): In the microwave, fire monster! We always win, but you don't.
(Rodan flies away)
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans: (Cheering)
Milhouse Van Houten: Where next, Mayor?
Mayor Quimby: To Italy!
Sonic the Hedgehog: Piece of cake. (he throws a ring portal to Italy and the balloon flies through it)
Mayor: Look, everyone! It's the Leaning Tower of Pisa!
All: Woah!
Italian Street Seller: Coffee pots! Get your coffee pots right here!
Bebe Stevens: Italy looks so amazing!
Heidi: You said it!
Lolipop King: Look! There's a pizzeria nearby! We can have dinner there!
Leni Loud: A pizzeria? I'm starving!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans enter the pizzeria.)
Waiter: Bonjuorno, everyone! Welcome to our pizzeria. You can make your own pizza in the kitchen for our customers!
Kyle: Make your own pizza? Alright!
Mario and Luigi: Mamma mia!
Italian Citizen: Mamma mia indeed.
Spider-Man: Pizza time!
Leo, Raph, Donny, and Mikey: (gasps) PIZZA!
(Everyone heads into the kitchen. They start to wear aprons and chef hats.)
Butters: Gee whiz, Mom! I never made pizza before!
Linda Stotch: I've made pizza when I was little.
Butters: Really?
Linda Stotch: That's right, sweetie!
Mayor: Okay, everyone! Ready to make your own pizza?
All: Ready!
Mayor: Alrighty then! Let's get cooking!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans begin to make the pizza. Outside the restaurant, the Evil Characters walk past it until the evil kings smell the pizza.)
King Dedede: Oh my god! It's pizza! (to the Evil Characters) Alright, guys! This pizzeria is sure to make us feel better!
All Evil Characters: (Agreeing)
Waiter: Welcome to the pizzeria! You won't believe who's helping us cook the food!
Bowser: Well, Who is it?
Waiter: Come inside and see.
(The Evil Characters enter the restaurant. They then enter the kitchen, Where they see The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans making pizza.)
Butters: Hi, Sideshow Bob!
All Evil Characters: (Gasping)
The Storm King: Oh, great! It's those guys again!
Mayor: We're making pizza. Maybe you guys can help us!
Sideshow Bob: (Scoffs) No thank you!
Mayor: Come on!
King Pig: No!
Mayor: Well too bad! (Grabs a chef's hat and apron and puts it on The Evil Characters)
King Snorky: This is going to be fun.
(The Evil Characters join in making pizza with the Good Characters.)
Cartman: Which topping should I use? I got the cheese and pepperoni. (Thinks) I know! (Grabs Mushrooms and puts them on the pizza)
Kyle: Can I use the sauce or the cheese?
King Pig: I think you should use the cheese!
Kyle: Thanks!
King Pig: No problem! (Laughs evilly)
Butters: Hmm... I wonder what topping I should use. (King Pig appears) Excuse me?
King Pig: Yes?
Butters: Which topping should I have on my pizza?
King Pig: How about some tomato sauce?
Butters: Thanks, King Pig! You're such a real friend!
King Pig: Friend? Did he just call me friend?
Italian Chef: Great job, everybody! You're pizzas are nice and ready to eat!
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans (Cheering)
King Pig: Ugh! They done it again! Come on, everyone! Let's find some place else to eat.
(The Evil Characters leave the kitchen)
(Everyone heads outside the restaurant. They spot a table and decided to sit there.)
Spider-Man: Pizza time!
Stan: Wow! This pizza sure looks good! Along with the spaghetti and meatballs.
Butters: Let's taste this!
(Butters eats the pizza.)
Butters: It's delicious!
Mayor: Let's eat this thing!
(Everyone eats the pizza as Luigi Risotto starts playing his guitar and the song Bella Notte begins.)
Luigi Risotto: Oh this is the night It's a beautiful night And we call it bella notte Look at the skies They have stars in their eyes On this lovely bella notte Side by side with your loved one You'll find enchantment here The night will weave its magic spell When the one you love is near
Luigi Risotto and Italian Chef: For this is the night And the heavens are right On this lovely bella notte
(Everyone takes a walk in the park)
Chorus: This is the night It's a beautiful night And we call it bella notte look at the skies They have stars in their eyes On this lovely bella notte Side by side with your loved one You'll find enchantment here The night will weave its magic spell When the one you love is near For this is the night And the heavens are right On this lovely bella notte
(Song ends as everyone falls asleep. The next morning, the sun rises as The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans are still asleep. Stan wakes up. He looks at Wendy and snuggles up next to her. Everyone then wakes up.)
Butters: (Yawns) What a good night's sleep.
Stan: Yep! I agree!
Wendy: Where do we go next, Mayor?
Mayor: We're going to China! But do you want to know the easy way of going to China?
Stan: What is it, Mayor?
Mario: Use-a warp pipe!
Butters: That sounds like a great idea!
Timmy: Timmy!
(Mario throws a warp pipe)
Luigi: Okay! You can all come in!
Butters: Come on, guys! Last one through the hole is a rotten egg! (Jumps in a warp pipe) Whee!
(One by one, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans jumps in the pipe. Then they made it to China.)
Cartman: Is this, China?
Kyle: I think so!
Lily the Cat: Well, yes. Sort of.
(They head to the marketplace where they see a chef selling sushi.)
Chef: Get your sushi right here! They'll be sure to tickle your taste buds!
Mayor: Oh! Oh! I'll take 10!
Chef: Alright! Enjoy!
Butters: Alright! You got us some sushi!
Lolipop King: (Looks at chopsticks) Hmmm, I think we should eat our sushi like this!
Voice: (off screen) I think I should should show you the ways of Kung fu!
(Jackie Chan appears)
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans: Jackie Chan?
Randy Marsh: Oh... My... God! I get to meet Jackie Chan!
Butters: Why did you come here?
Lily the Cat: What are you doing here for?
Jackie Chan: You see this volcano? It's about to erupt and we need your help to save us.
Mayor: Sure thing, Jackie! We love to help! (To the Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans) Isn't that right, everyone?
All: Yeah!
Cartman: When will our Kung fu lessons begin?
Jackie Chan: Right now! Meet me at the Great Wall of China.
Mayor: Come on, everyone! Let's practice some Kung fu fighting!
(A training montage occurs as Jackie Chan teaches the Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans some moves, karate chops, meditating and run around China as the song Kung Fu Fighting begins.)
Voiceover: Everybody is Kung Fu fighting, Your mind becomes fast as lightning Although the future is a little bit frightening (Little bit frightening) It's the book of your life that you're writing (Life that you're writing) You're a diamond in the rough, A brilliant ball of clay. You could be a work of art, If you just go all the way. Now what would it take to break? I believe that you can bend, Not only do you have to fight, But you have got to win. Everybody is Kung fu fighting, Your mind becomes fast as lightning Although the future is a little bit frightening (Little bit frightening) It's the book of your life that you're writing (Life that you're writing) You are a natural, Why is it so hard to see? Maybe it's just because, You keep on looking at me. The journey's a lonely one, So much more than we know, But, sometimes you've got to go Go on and be your own hero. Everybody is Kung fu fightin (Kung fu fighting) Your mind becomes fast as lightning Although the future is a little bit frightening (Little bit frightening) It's the book of your life that you're writing (Life that you're writing) You're a diamond in the rough, A brilliant ball of clay. You could be a work of art, If you just go all the way. Now what would it take to break? I believe that you can bend, Not only do you have to fight, But you have got to win. Everybody is Kung fu fightin (Kung fu fighting) Your mind becomes fast as lightning Although the future is a little bit frightening It's the book of your life that you're writing
(song ends as everyone is finished with their Kung Fu training)
Suki: Thank you, Mr. Chan! You're such a great trainer.
Jackie Chan: My pleasure, little puppy. I got something to show you. Follow me.
(The music Mothra's Song plays in the background as everyone follows Jackie Chan through the rainforest at a huge waterfall where a huge cocoon is. A glowing monster then hatches from her cocoon. The monster is revealed to be Mothra 2019 as she spreads out her wings and lets out a glow.) 
Everyone: Whoa.
Jackie Chan: Behold Mothra, Queen of the Monsters. Who would like to touch her?
(Mei Lee looks nervous)
Miriam: Go on, Mei Mei. It's okay. You can do this.
Priya: Yeah, you got this.
Abby: We're counting on you!
Mei Lee: Um, okay.
(Mothra 2019 approaches Jackie Chan. Mei Lee then takes a deep breath as she slowly approached to her and put her hand at her snout. She then breathes on her and chuckles)
Jackie Chan: I think she likes you.
Miriam: That's our girl.
Pinkie Pie: (Holds tissue and cries tears from her eyes)
Kyle: (Approaches Pinkie Pie) There, there.
Pedro: It's so beautiful!
Mugman: I'd never thought I would make myself cry on how beautiful it is.
Cuphead: Not me. (he breaks down in tears)
Mugman: Keep it together, bro.
(Everyone then hears a loud boom. Elsewhere, some pandas are chewing their bamboo when they hear the loud boom.)
Butters: Oh no.
Lily the Cat: Awh, yipes.
Axol: Jackie, It was a great pleasure helping us but we gotta save the city. Everyone, let's go!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans leave the rainforest and head into the town square where people are screaming and running. Mothra 2019 then hears a loud noise and begins to fly as she roars. The evil kings and characters in airships then appear destroying the entire town.)
Dr. Robotnik: (cackling evilly)
(then everyone arrives in town)
Elfo: Oh, God! What is this horrible destruction?
Bean: (she points at the evil kings and characters) I bet those bastards are responsible for all of this!
Lois Griffin: Those SOBs have got some explaining to do!
(The Evil Characters zap some fish from a salesman.)
Salesman: No! Not my Delicious fish!
Butters: Alright, Evil Characters. Listen up!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans appear behind the Evil Characters.)
King Pig: Well, well, well. If it isn't those pesky good characters.
Butters: A person named Jackie Chan taught us karate. And we are going to use those skills to defeat you! (to the ninja turtles) Hit it, Ninja Turtles!
(The song Ninja Rap begins)
Leo: YO! It's the green machine Gonna rock the town without being seen
Raph: Have you ever seen a turtle Get Down? Slammin and Jammin to the new swing sound
Mikey: Yeah, everybody let's move Vanilla is here with the New Jack Groove
Donny: Gonna rock, And roll this place With the power of the ninja turtle bass Iceman, ya know I'm not playin
Ninja Turtles: Devastate the show while us turtles are sayin Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! GO GO GO GO! Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO: Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO! Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO: Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO! GO GO GO GO!
Raph: Lyrics, fill in the gap Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP Feel it, if you know what I mean Give it up, for those heroes in green
Mikey: Just flowin, smooth with the power Kickin' it up, Hour after hour Cause in this life there's only one winner
Leo: You better aim straight so you can hit the center
Ninja Turtles: In it to win it, With a team of four Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it's the
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! GO GO GO GO! Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO: Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO! Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO: Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO! GO GO GO GO!
Leo: Villains you better run and hide Because one day you might not slide So choose, your weapon don't slip
Donny: Vanilla's in control with the flex of the mic grip Rockin' the crowd the way it should be rocked With the Miami drop that you like a lot
You know it's hittin, Like a ninja turtle
When the bass kicks in, You better check your level The power of the ninja is strong Fightin the crooks 'til they're all gone
Ninja Turtles: Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! GO GO GO GO! Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO: Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO! Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO: Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO! GO GO GO GO! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! GO GO GO GO! Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO: Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO! Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO: Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO! GO GO GO GO!
(song ends)
King K Rool: Bravo, but one of your songs can't stop us!
(Jackie Chan appears)
Jackie Chan: I know, but she can.
King Pig: She who?
(An aurora glow is blending in the clouds)
King Pig: Whaaat..?
(Mothra 2019 comes out of the cloud as she roars, the evil kings and characters scream as she spits silk on them from her abdomen, pinning them on the ground)
Butters: Well, I think we taught those nasty bastards a lesson.
Mayor: Okay, guys, looks like we're going to Japan, San Francisco, Boston and New York City tomorrow.
All: (agreeing)
Mayor Quimby: Everybody, let's go to the balloon.
Bart Simpson: (sighs) I think it was a good karate day.
Kyle: And tomorrow we're going to San Francisco.
Stan: Those are a lot of places to visit Tommorow.
(Meanwhile at night, everyone is in the balloon)
Lisa Simpson: Dad?
Homer Simpson: Yes?
Lisa Simpson: Do you think there's anything good in San Francisco?
Homer Simpson: We'll see about that, Lisa. Right?
Lisa Simpson: Ok.
Koda: Oh, boy! What a great day!
Elfo: Yeah, you buddy. Another thing, what's your name, dog?
Koda: I'm Koda, and you?
Elfo: I'm Elfo.
Barley Lightfoot: I hope there's something in San Francisco that's good for my taste.
Ian Lightfoot: Yeah, I think so, Barley.
Mayor Len Blustergas: Alright! That's it! I think it was because of everything. Now I think we're gonna get some rest.
Eric Cartman: Okay then.
Mayor Quimby: Goodnight!
Sonic: Goodnight!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans head into their rooms and fall asleep. Meanwhile, the evil kings are in a Chinese tavern, while the song Respect by Aretha Franklin plays)
King Pig: (Groans) Those Good Characters won again! We need to find the next three Infinity Stones while those good guys find their globe!
Waiter: Is there anything good you would like to eat?
King Pig: Uh, No thanks. We're good.
Waiter: Okay.
Dr. Robotnik: It's good enough we got ourselves free from a huge silk that giant moth did.
King Pig: I know. I was telling that thing to put us down but it won't listen to me. (Look through menu) Hmm, I think sushi looks good for me.
(A customer appears glaring at King Pig and the Evil Kings)
Customer: You're the guys destroying our town!
King Pig: Yep. That's right. What do you want?
Customer: I want to beat you up!
Evil Kings: (Gasping)
(Everyone in the tavern starts to get into a fight with the Evil Kings. But then King Pig freezes the chaos and then looks around. Then the Evil Kings decide to fix it by sticking a person's finger in his nose, Throwing sushi at the waiter, Rip someone's pants, Trying to spill dumplings on a female customer and making two people point at each other, As all this happens the song What a Wonderful World plays in the background. Afterwards, everything resumes and the people in the tavern fall over.)
Customer: What the hell just happened?
Evil Kings: (Laughing)
King Pig: You all should see the looks on your faces!
(Everyone gets angry and beats up the Evil Kings)
King Pig: Oh come on!
(The next morning, The Imagination Balloon lands in Tokyo. Everyone is wearing kimonos and holding fans.)
Mayor: That was a great breakfast. I can't wait to try what they have in Tokyo.
(Everyone hears a gong banging and see people gathering at the town square as the song Welcome to Tokyo begins.)
Japanese Citizens: Welcome to Tokyo Being glad that you are here We came visiting, delightful us Welcome to Tokyo There is a zone of subtropical Climate here in Tokyo With 55 inches a month Of rainfall every year As for a list of exotic amusements Which makes between the summer, there Is here we look at baseball Like the fact that it does As some people the fact That volleyball is done and is enjoyed When it's hot, we spin in water Like the fact that it goes Welcome to Tokyo Being glad that you are here We came visiting, Delightful us Welcome to Tokyo Welcome to Tokyo Being glad that you are here We came visiting, Delightful us Welcome to Tokyo
(Song ends as everyone applauds)
Kyle: These people are great!
Cartman: Japan is awesome!
Wendy: Hey! Everyone! Look at that beautiful tree!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans see the Sakura tree. The petals fall off the tree as the wind blows. One by one, everyone catches one. Stan hands a petal to Wendy. A single petal falls on Pecky's head.)
Wendy: (Giggles)
Pecky: (moves her body closer to Sheila, then blinks while blushing)
Meg Griffin: Wow, Japan has got beautiful things.
Bean: Man, I wonder if there is any food 'cause I'm starving!
Elfo: Me too!
Mayor: Hmm.. (Sees a super market) I think it's time for a little shopping!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans go into the super market to look for food. They stop when they saw some ramen noodles.)
Bean: Finally! Some food!
(Homer, Leni, Patrick, Ed, Beavis, Butt-Head, Ren, Billy, Daggett Beaver, Mr. Whiskers, GIR, Cosmo, Goofy, Soos Ramirez, Ralph Wiggum, Pinky, and Peter Griffin look for something good in the market. They then see green wasabi.)
Homer, Leni, Patrick, Ralph Wiggum, Ed, Mikey, Beavis, Butt-Head, Pinky, Derpy, Mr. Whiskers, GIR, Cosmo, Goofy, Soos Ramirez, Daggett Beaver, Billy, and Peter Griffin: (gasp) Pistachio ice cream!
(They run into a sushi bar)
Homer Simpson: Hello, sir. We would like to have some pistachio ice cream.
Japanese Chef: No, no. Wasabi.
SMG4 Mario: Oh, same old, same old. What's up with you?
Leni Loud: (points at the wasabi) That looks delicious!
Patrick Star: A whole bowl, please?
(A Japanese chef puts a tiny scoop of green wasabi in a bowl)
Pinky: Uh, a little more, please? It is free, right?
(A Japanese chef just keeps on scooping on green wasabi)
Homer Simpson: Yeah, keep it coming. Come on, let's go. It's free. You're getting there; just a little-- (a Japanese chef gets a large scoop of green wasabi in a bowl) There ya go.
Daggett Beaver: Wow, now that is a scoop of ice cream.
Leni Loud: O-M-Gosh. We can't wait to try it!
(A Japanese chef speaks Japanese as subtitles are shown)
Japanese chef: Thank you. Come again.
(Everyone is waiting outside for Homer, Leni, Patrick, Ed, Mikey, and Peter.)
Butters: What's taking them so long?
Peter Griffin: Sorry to keep you all waiting. But we got this big pistachio ice cream!
Pinkie Pie: (Gasps) Ice cream! This will be perfect for our picnic.
Mayor: This ice cream looks so good! Maybe we should have our picnic (points to a grass hill) right over here.
Butters: Sounds great!
(Everyone heads up to a grass hill. The Mayor puts a blanket on the grass and opens the picnic basket. There are sushi inside.)
SMG4: Alright, everyone! Let's dig in!
(Everyone eats food)
Peter Griffin: Alright, you guys. Let's all try this ice cream.
(As Homer, Peter, Jess, Patrick, Leni, Ed, Pinky, Derpy, Beavis, Butt-Head, Billy, GIR, Cosmo, Ren, Mr. Whiskers, Soos Ramirez, Ralph Wiggum, Daggett Beaver, and Goofy eat the wasabi, they all scream in pain as their mouths are burning.)
Peter Griffin: (screaming, lisping, and panicking) That's not ice cream! That's not ice cream!
Leni Loud: (lisping) We need some water! We need some water!
Jess From Postman Pat: Oh, hot, hot!
(Homer, Peter, Patrick, Leni, Ed, Pinky, Derpy, Beavis, Butt-Head, Billy, GIR, Cosmo, Ren Mr. Whiskers, Goofy, Soos Ramirez, Ralph Wiggum, Daggett Beaver, and Ren run to a lake where they drink some water. Wrenlee the Whiteboard draws a garden hose, then turns it on as water was going into Jess' mouth.)
Butters: Are you okay, guys?
Homer Simpson: We feel much better now.
Peter Griffin: Yeah, and whatever you do, do not eat the free pistachio ice cream. It has turned! (echoes)
(Everyone looks confused)
Tari: Um, are you sure it's wasabi?
SMG4 Mario: No, I don't see anything what is up right now.
(Clouds begin to cover the sun as a thunderstorm starts.)
Cartman: (Annoyed) Oh, great. It's raining. Probably the Evil Characters are gonna show up and capture us.
(A crashing sound is then heard in the city, people running and screaming from a giant monster, Classic Godzilla who was mind-controlled.)
Japanese Citizen: Help!
Lily the Cat: Huh?
Stan: Wait a second, is that Godzilla?
(Classic Godzilla destroys a building. The Wilhelm Scream can be heard as the people in the building scream and run.)
Mayor: Yep!
(The Evil Characters appear in their airship. They follow Classic Godzilla.)
Butters: Godzilla is with the Evil Characters? Oh, hamburgers!
King Pig: Why Hello, Butters. I'm sorry to rain on your parade. But Godzilla wants to help with capturing you.
Butters: Wait! Does this mean?...
King Pig: Oh, yes!
(A cage appears capturing The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans as they gasp)
TTG Beast Boy: No! Godzilla's our friend!
Dr. Robotnik: Not anymore!
(The Evil Characters take the captured group on to their airship. As the airship begins to fly, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans try to get out of the cage)
Stan: (Shakes the cage) Come on, Evil Characters! Let us out!
Pecky: (tries to cut the bar in half with a box cutter) Come on, I don't want to be caught like this!
Wrenlee the Whiteboard: (draws a pizza cutter and tries to cut the bar in half with it)
(Santa's Little Helper bites the bar while growling)
(Mei Lee tries to bend the bars with her red panda arms to set them free, but her attempts were futile)
King Pig: Now that those Good guys are captured, how about we celebrate with a little melody? Hit it, Bill!
(Bill Cipher plays the piano and sings the song We'll Meet Again)
Bill Cipher: Lets say goodbye with a smile dear, Just for a while dear, We must part. Don't let this parting upset you, I'll not forget you, Sweetheart. We'll meet again, Don't know where, Don't know when, But I know we'll meet again some sunny day. Keep smiling through, Just like you always do, 'Till the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away. And i will just say "Hello", To the folks that you know, Tell them you won't be long. They'll be happy to know, That as I saw you go, You were singing this song. We'll meet again, Don't know where, Don't know when, But I know we'll meet again some sunny day. And I will just say "Hello", To the folks that you know, Tell them you won't be long. They'll be happy to know, That as I saw you go, You were singing this song. We'll meet again, Don't know where, Don't know when, But I know we'll meet again some sunny day.
(song ends as Bill laughs evily)
Butters: How will we get out of the cage, Mayor?
Mayor: I don't know.
(Helicopters appear surrounding the Imagination Balloon)
Butters: Uh oh!
King Pig: Oh, crap!
(Needles shoot out of the helicopters and hit the Evil Characters)
King Pig: Ow!
Bill Cipher: (Woozy) Guys? I think I'm feeling a little dizzy...
(The Evil Characters all fall down thanks to the needles)
Butters: Look's like we can get out of the cage.
Stan: Alright!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans are about to get out of the cage, but all of a sudden, needles appear and shoot them.)
Peter Griffin: (Wozzy) I feel like a butterfly.
Homer Simpson: (Wozzy) I feel like a tree.
Leni Loud: (Wozzy) I like that.
Patrick Star: (Wozzy) Look at me, I look like a Hypnotic star fish, with pink and green lollipop and.... (falls down along with the Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans)
Butters: Wow, I can see pretty kitties everywhere... (falls down on Marty, Melman and Gloria, after he closed his eyes) Wow, pretty colors!
(The Song The Lion Sleeps Tonight by The Tokens plays. The hypnotic shows up with colors and The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans are on it. Then Marge Simpson uses the bat and then the hypnotic is gone)
Butters: (Opens his eyes, and he was in the same cage along with The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans) Oh my god, What just happen? Stan?
Stan: (Groggily) Butters, I'm here buddy.
Homer Simpson: Marge? Where are you?
Marge Simpson: (Dazed) Homie, I'm right here Baby.
Kyle: Guys, where are we? and why are we in the cage?
Butters: I don't know, but everything's gonna be okay as long as we stay together.
Josh: Not quite yet my old friend. (coming through the shadow, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans gasp) Literally. And I'm very happy to see you again.
Spongebob: I don't know what you're talking about. But please get us out of here!
Josh: (Chuckles) Whatever you say... Marine creature. (Spongebob growls)
Butters: Why did you do that?
Josh: Oh, what happened has probably never been heard from again. It literally made me the best FBI officer in his world. The name is, Josh.
Lucas: (Whispers) Who is he Eric?
Eric: Doesn't ring a bell of who he is.
Josh: Oh come on, you guys should really give me a hand?
Stan: Um... No. And i have a queston for you
Josh: Yeah?
Stan: How was your life?
Josh: (Start to shock and then begins to sad) It all started in North Korea. (Using his flashbacks to the war when Josh was a soldier) In the North Korean war, I was as good as a soldier, and of course, I can do dance skills with my shotgun. But then you came along, and you took away all my skills. (Bigfoot roars in the woods) So all I do is make you look like a fool (he throws a tomato at her, laughs and then keeps dancing, but everyone was angry and booed) So I got fired (The North Korean general kicks him out of the war) lost my girlfriend (sees her kissing another man) and living a dump when I was poor. Hungry. Alone. Unwanted. (as his memories erased) Unloved.
Randy Marsh: Man, that's messed up.
Josh: Oh, sure it is. And when I came here to Japan i wanted to do something different, something I have to do, but everything happens to me after all these years is capture and kill all the humans. (The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans shocked) and also, arresting innocent people (showing them guns, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans sees it horrified)
Sheila: That is sick!
Lily the Cat: Awh, gross.
Butters: Oh come on Josh, you can't just blame me or my friends for everything that happend to you. But we're on the hunt for the giant globe that the Evil Characters took, and we have to travel around the world to find it. Do you wanna come with us?
Josh: As a matter of fact, yes.
Butters: You hear that, guys? We have a new friend!
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans: (Cheering)
Mayor: Josh? Will you let us out?
Josh: Of course.
(Josh uses his keys to unlock the cage and everyone gets out of the cage.)
Butters: Thanks, Josh.
Josh: (Looks at the Evil Characters) Are those the Evil Characters?
Butters: Yes!
(Helicopters appear again)
Jess From Postman Pat: (gasps)
Stan: Oh no! Not again!
Butters: Ah, man!
Lily the Cat: Awh, yipes.
Pudata The Poodle: Jeez, that's the second time.
(Needles are about to shoot The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Josh, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans)
Josh: Everyone, Duck!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Josh, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters, and TTG Titans duck down so the needles won't go shooting)
SpongeBob: (reliefs) That was a close one.
Butters: Quick! to the Imagination Balloon!
(The Batman transition can be seen with Butters' head. The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Josh, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters, and TTG Titans are then at the Imaginationland Balloon.)
Stan: Wow, what a run!
Butters: Um... I wonder which stop we're going to now?
Mayor Quimby: We're going to San Francisco. Sonic, could you teleport to San Francisco?
Sonic the Hedgehog: Sir yes Sir!
(Sonic then throws a teleportation ring to San Francisco as the Imagination Balloon flies through and lands in San Francisco.)
Butters: You know, I could kind of get use to the ring.
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Josh, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans are walking around San Francisco)
Leo: Hey, guys! Look! A pizza restaurant!
Stan: A pizza restaurant? Man, I am starving!
Peter Parker: Pizza time!
(Everyone enters the pizza restaurant. The cashier gives them a pizza slice with broccoli on it.)
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Josh, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans: (all groan in disgust)
Cartman: What the heck is this?
Mikey: Oh, come on!
Donny: Who puts broccoli on pizza?
Hermes Conrad: So much for that!
Groundskeeper Willie: (Angry) Ach! Congratulations, San Francisco! You've ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians and now you!
Lana Loud: Aw, well. More for me then. (She proceeds to eat the broccoli pizza)
(Later The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Josh, Council of 75, South Park Residents, All Good Characters and TTG Titans walk out of the pizza restaurant looking disappointed.)
Butters: The pizza is terrible! 
Fry: Yeah, tell me about it. Back at my old job, I tried to deliver pizza to some two guys named Seymour Asses and I. C. Wiener.
(Bart Simpson then restrains trying not to laugh)
Fry: Yeah, go ahead. Laugh.
(Bart Simpson then releases out his laugh and laughs uncontrollably)
Mugman: That stupid joke is not that FUNNY!
(Mugman stomps on the ground, causing a rumbling noise starts and everyone freaks out)
Cuphead: Mugman, did you made an earthquake by stomping on the ground too hard?
Mugman: No!
Louise Belcher: But... What was that?
(A huge rumbling sound erupts, everyone freaks out)
Bob Belcher: Holy crap! It's an earthquake!
(The rumbling suddenly stops)
Chris Griffin: It stopped! Is it over?
(Everyone sees the citizens running and screaming from something)
Lois Griffin: What's going on?
Citizen 1: BIG airships!
Citizen 2: The two massive parasitic monsters!!
(the two began to runaway screaming)
Butters: "Two massive parasitic monsters?"
Stan: Big... Airships?
Meggy Spletzer: (gasps as she sees something in the sky) Oh, my goodness! Look up there!
(Everyone looks up the sky and see the airships)
Butters: Holy hamburgers!
Evil Kings: (Laughs evilly)
Citizen: (off screen) My leg!
Peter Griffin: Bastards!
King K. Rool: Well. It's nice to see you guys AGAIN!
Sonic: What are you doing here?! You guys are not welcome here!
Dr. Robotnik: Oh, yes we are. And it's a good thing we got some backup.
(A loud trumpet-like roar is heard and everyone is shocked)
Bender: W-W-W-What was that?!
(A huge 8-legged monster is stomping on the streets and the other is flying in the sky)
King Candy/Turbo: They're massive!
King Pig: They're grayish-black!
King K. Rool: They're ruthless, mean, wrecking machines!
Dr. Robotnik: Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together as we introduce...
Evil Kings: Massive Unidentified Terrestrial Organisms!
Kang: It's an acronym.
(The 8-legged MUTO smashes the building and the winged MUTO comes for a landing in front of the good characters. The two MUTOs roar.)
Everyone: (screaming in terror)
Shaggy Rogers: Zoinks!
Fishy Boopkins: We're all gonna die!!!
Bender: We're all doomed! Dooooooomed!
Doc Ock: Damn straight you're all doomed. (laughs) That's all for you, folks.
(As the two MUTOs are ready to kill everyone, they sense something)
Doc Ock: Hey! What are you doing?!
Professor Farnsworth: I think they're on to something. Something huge.
(The dorsal fins are glowing as they emerge at the San Francisco Bay. A large splash as a giant lizard beast emerges out of the bay. It is revealed to be the king of all monsters, Godzilla as everyone stares in shock)
King K. Rool: What the hell is that?!
Sideshow Mel: That's Godzilla, the king of the monsters!
(Godzilla and the two MUTOs stare at each other face to face, preparing to rumble. Godzilla roars and the two MUTOs roar and they charge at each other and the fight begins as the song Godzilla by Serj Tankian begins)
Voiceover: Godzilla! Mosura! Sore! Sore! Sore! Sore! Go! Go! Go! Godzilla! Godzilla! Mosura! Go! Go! Go! Godzilla! With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound He pulls the spitting high-tension wires down Ooooh! Sure! Helpless people on subway trains Scream, bug-eyed, as he looks in on them (Godzilla! Mosura!) He picks up a bus and he throws it back down As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town Oh, no, they say he's got to go Go, go, Godzilla! (Ooh) Oh, no, there goes Tokyo Go, go, Godzilla! Godzilla! Mosura! Sore! Sore! Sore! Sore! Go! Go! Go! Godzilla! Godzilla! Mosura! Go! Go! Go! Godzilla! Oh, no, they say he's got to go Go, go, Godzilla! Oh, no, there goes Tokyo Go, go, Godzilla! History shows again and again How nature points out the folly of man Godzilla! (Sore! Sore! Sore! Sore!) History shows again and again How nature points out the folly of man (Godzilla!) Godzilla! (Godzilla!) History shows again and again How nature points out the folly of man Godzilla! (Godzilla!) Godzilla! Godzilla! History shows again and again How nature points out the folly of man Sore! Sore! Sore! Sore! Go! Go! Go! Godzilla! History shows again and again How nature points out the folly of man Sore! Sore! Sore! Sore! Go! Go! Go! Godzilla! History shows again and again How nature points out the folly of man (Go! Go! Go!) Godzilla!
(song ends as Godzilla defeats the two MUTOs and lets out a victory roar, much to the kids and good characters' delight and the evil kings and characters' chagrin)
Dr. Robotnik: You've got to be kidding me!
King Goobot: That's it! We're outta here!
(The ship leaves)
Axol: So where do we go next?
Mayor Quimby: Next stop, Boston! Mario, do your thing.
Mario: Okey-dokey!
(Mario throws a warp pipe as everyone jumps into it and now they're in Boston.)
Mayor Quimby: Welcome to Boston!
Everyone: Whoa.
(and then the song I'm Shipping Up to Boston starts)
Voiceover: I'm a sailor peg And I lost my leg Climbing up the topsails I lost my leg! I'm shipping up to Boston whoa I'm shipping up to Boston whoa I'm shipping up to Boston whoa I'm shipping off... to find my wooden leg I'm a sailor peg And I lost my leg Climbing up the top sails I lost my leg! I'm shipping up to Boston whoa I'm shipping up to Boston whoa I'm shipping up to Boston whoa I'm shipping off... to find my wooden leg
(song ends)
SMG4: Now there we're all here, who wants to watch the Red Sox play at Fenway Park?!
Everyone: (overlapping) Oh! oh! me! me!
Mario: Let's-a go!
(At Fenway Park, everyone else is watching the Red Sox play)
Wally and Tessie the Green Monsters:
Announcer: There's excitement in the air, Iadies and gentlemen. It's been two decades since Boston Red Sox has beaten rivals the Spud Valley Taters. Down by only a single run, and with a player in scoring position, we finally have a chance again. This excitement isn't about the fun of baseball, it's not about the prize. It's about gloating and rubbing their noses in it, the "Nah-nah-na-na-na! We beat you!" taunting, if you will, that comes with the winning.
Crowd: Yeah!
Announcer: That's right. Red Sox and the Honorable Mayorness Michelle Wu will finally have bragging rights again for one full year!
(chuckling, muttering)
Announcer: But this battle has taken a heavy toll on our hometown heroes. After nine grueling innings and several players out with injuries, the Acorns are scraping the bottom of the roster. Hopefully, there's just enough muscle on the bench to pull out a win. Up next... [shuddering] Triston Casas.
[crowd groaning]
Announcer: CIearly a Iong shot, folks. Casas hasn't been up to bat once since joining the team.
Rob Refsnyder: He's gonna Iose the game for us!
Announcer: But wait! If he can get a walk and advance to first, that powerhouse Foxy Loxy can step up and save us all. She's had a terrific game so far. A shoo-in for the MVP trophy.
Coach: Okay, Triston, Iisten up. You have an itty-bitty, teeny-tiny strike zone. There's no way he can throw you out! Just take the walk. Don't swing.
Triston Casas: I have a good feeling...
Coach: Look at me, Look at me. Don't swing. Take the walk. You hear me? Just take the walk!
Triston Casas: But, coach, wait!
Coach: Don't swing!
Announcer: Nervous, gangly, barely able to hold the pine, Little advances to the box. He's going to bat from the right. Make it the Ieft. No, the right. The right.
Gander: Easy out!
Announcer: Well sir, Left field's found something better to do, center field's got a hunger pang in his second stomach and right field's digging for grubs.
Umpire: PIay ball!
Cheetah: Why him? Why now? [sobbing]
Chicken Little: I won't embarrass you, Dad. Not this time.
Announcer: Here's the wind-up, the pitch! It's a high cutter.
Umpire: Ball! Uh... Strike one!
[Iaughing]
Announcer: Ladies and gentleman I'm not going to sugarcoat it. I've seen roadkill with faster reflexes. The catcher Iays down the signals. Here's the pitch. Curve ball Iow and outside, he swings!
Umpire: Stee-rike two!
Turky Lurkey: Ohh!
Coach: I said, don't swing!
Crowd: Don't swing!
Morkubine: No!
Umpire: Batter up!
[crowd yelling]
Announcer: That's two in the hole! One more strike, it's a punch out, folks, and we're all going home.
Chicken Little: [whispering] Today is a new day.
Coach: [slow-motion] Don't swing!
Announcer: Well, take away my squeaky toy! It's a hit!
Turkey Lurky: A hit?
Coach: A hit?
Chicken Little: A hit?
Crowd: A hit?
Announcer: The batter is unbelievably at home plate. He's standing in a daze. Run, kid, run!
Buck: Go, son! Run! Run!
[crowd yelling]
Turkey Lurky: Run!
Announcer: There he goes, headed the wrong way. Wait, wait, wait!
Buck: No, no, no! Not that way! Run the other way!
Abby: Turn around!
Announcer: Wait, wait, wait! He's turned! I've never said these words before, but he's actually rounding home plate! Goosey steps on home and...
Chicken Little: Today's new day! Today's new day!
Announcer: We have a tie game! They're scrambling in the alley. Looks Iike Rodriguez has it. Nope, it's the center fielder! Mayhem in the outfield, as Rodriguez is fired to second.
[blubbering]
Announcer: Catch is complete, but where's the ball? Little touches the bag and keeps going. A hunt for the rock. The fielders are having trouble. Commotion out there!
Cow: It's stuck! It's stuck!
Taters: Tip the Cow! Tip the cow!
Announcer: It's the old tip-the-cow play. He heads for the hot corner, a stand-up triple!
Buck: Yes!
Announcer: Hold up! No! Incredible! He's going for the whole enchilada! The ball of wax, kit and caboodle!
Foxy: Go back! Go back! You're never gonna make it!
Cow: [mooing]
Announcer: Look he tries to Iighten his Ioad! The outfield behind, Little's on all cylinders! He slides for the dish! It's going to be a photo finish at home!
Umpire: You're out!
Announcer: Oh, folks. Folks, what a heartbreaker.
Umpire: Wait!
Announcer: Wait, Wait! Wait a cotton-picking second. Hold your horses, here, and horses hold your breath. This might not be over. He... He's...
Umpire: Safe! The runner is safe!
Announcer: It's all over, folks! The Acorns have done the impossible! For the first time in 20 years, we won the pennant! Mothers, kiss your babies! You've witnessed a miracle! Remember where you were at this moment. The smells! The sounds! There's a new winner in town and his name is Chicken Little!
Foxy: That was just a Iucky hit!
Announcer: Yes, Chicken Little, it's all yours! The victory, the triumph, the glory! And getting doused with a sticky noise drink that soaks into your undies and chafes for hours! This is one memory you'II savor forever!
Yes, yes, yes! We won! We won!
That's my boy out there!
That's my boy!
(Might plan to finish the transcript)
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