Yellow Alert

How you holding up?
 Fine. We're always stretched pretty thin before the new fiscal year, I just hope we don't lose that grant money.
 You'll get it. I don't know about you, but the health center is basically at capacity. The strain this year is really bad.
 We've definitely had an influx in flu cases, but the presentation seems off, CERAs got us on a yellow alert.
 That's normal. At this point I'm just handing out hand sanitizers and condoms hoping they'll be responsible and I don't run out of antibiotics.
 Same.
 Last thing I need is another chlamydia outbreak. These kids need to blow off some steam, but the Derby Ball always ends up with at least one kid in here with bronchitis or broken leg cause they were trying to impress some girl. I don't know if I have it in me to deal with that shit this year.
 Could be worse. You could be handing out methadone cause the clinic down the street lost it's funding.
 Yeah, never have to worry about the funding in academia, just getting deliveries to the boonies.
 You've got a metro stop.
 The only drugs they deliver on the metro, I'm not allowed to prescribe.
==Appearances==
*Tom Clancy's The Division 2
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