SBFII/Kurobon's Story

===Shiro===
Shiro: So my next opponent is Kurobon? All right! Let's do this! Kurobon, come at me with all you've got!
Kuro: Of course! I'm packing everything I've got!
Shiro: Don't hold back like you do when we're practicing!
Kuro: Of course not!
Shiro: You'd better come with everything you've got, cause I'm not going easy on you!
Kuro: You're bothersome! I already said I'm gonna fight you solemnly!
Shiro: Okay! Then let's fight!!
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Shiro: Superb! I have no more to teach you, my son!
Kuro: Why did you become an senior man all of a sudden?
Shiro: Hehe, though you've gotten a lot stronger without me knowing-
Kuro: Of course! I don't know how many times I've had to put up with you Shirobon!
Shiro: 'Kay. Just make sure you go and win this thing! I'll cheer you on!
===Alt!Kuro===
Kuro: Hey! Watch where your going, weirdo!
Alt!Kuro: That's not my fault, you watch where your going!
Kuro: Those are my words!
Alt!Kuro: No, you're using my words now SCRAM.
Kuro: Mmm! I hate you!
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Kuro: Heheh! Jerk! I beaten you, now you cannot mimic me again.
Alt!Kuro: Curses!
Kuro: Now go on, stay the heck away from me now please, that's the last thing I'm gonna say to you weirdo.
Alt!Kuro: WAIT! Come back!
Alt!Kuro: ...and I ain't no weirdo! I was about to tell you directions to the Bagura Castle, It's right over there!
Kuro: That's there, wow. Such a trash place, meh. I'll go there after I'm done fighting those obscure people.
Alt!Kuro: Heheheheheh... he ran off by such a wrong turn, fool.
===Honey===
Kuro: Huh? Oh it's you again.
Honey: Don't "oh it's you again" me, I'm really different from you are.
Kuro: Oh really? I will beat you first this time and I will win!
Honey: Fine then! Let's get ready!
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Kuro: Hahahahaha! I finally won a match against you!
Honey: Darn it... I scarcely lost this match.
Kuro: Of course you did, now me and others gonna be happy about this!
Honey: Hold your horses! You will rematch me again?
Kuro: Since you said that, well... yes, I was going to but since this is a tournament, I say no.
Honey: Darn it, I had it! I'd rather go with Pretty Bomber since she will give me a good fight!
Kuro: If you say so, that doesn't mean I could rematch you again.
===Kotetsu===
Kuro: Whoa! If it isn't Kotetsu! So you came too?
Kotetsu: Of course. I have come to test the results of my long training.
Kuro: Heh, you're always training like an idiot, aren't you?
Kotetsu: Well then, let us begin!
Kuro: Hold up! You know this is a bomber tournament right? Do you?
Kotetsu: ...O...Of course I do! Hahahahah!
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Kuro: Hehehe, Looks like you still need some training doesn't it?
Kotetsu: Ugh...Looks like I'm going back home to more of teacher's demonic punishment...
Kuro: Sounds tough, Kotetsu...I know how it is, Shirobon's always training me to death too...
Kotetsu: We both have it hard, don't we...?
Kuro: Yeah...sure do....
===Puipui===
Kuro: All right, I wonder what kind of person I'll have to fight first?
Puipui: Uki! Uki Uki! (That's me!)
Kuro: Hm? A Monkey? What are you doing here? Don't you know that this place is dangerous?
Puipui: Uki! Uki uki uki! (It's fine! It's fine!)
Kuro: Wait....no way! This Monkey's a parcipant in this battle too?!
Kuro: Whomever is fighting in this tournament, show yourself!!
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Puipui: Ukkiii!! (Aww it's over!)
Kuro: Hehe! Take that Puipui! Though...I guess I may have overdid it a bit...
Puipui: Uki! Uki Uki Ukki!! (Aren't you a bit overconfident just because you won once?)
Kuro: ..Somehow I feel like he's making a fool out of me...
===Hige Hige Bandit===
Kuro: Hey! You're one of the Hige Hige gang's battle units!!
Hige: Eee! Defeat Kurobon! Leader will be very happy! Eee!
Kuro: All right! You've got some guts. But I'm not as soft as Shirobon is!
Hige: Scary!!
Kuro: Oh? You don't want to fight then?
Hige: Defeat you!
Kuro: All right! Now it's on!!
Hige: Too scary to battle!
Kuro: Knock it off!!
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Kuro: Geez, You're so weak that I feel like I bully now.
Hige: You bully the weak....
Kuro: What'd you say?!
Hige: Eee! Scary!!
Kuro: This just doesn't feel right---I am an ally of justice after all!!
===Pump===
Pump: Kekekekeke, I'll be taking your soul!
Kuro: First a monkey, second a Hige Bandit, and now a pumpkin monster.... heheheheh.....
Pump: Kekekeke! Once I get your soul I'll be happy! Do as I say or I'll send you to hell!
Kuro: What's up with this guy? Is she sick in the head?
Pump: I'm not sick! I'm just going to add your soul to my collection!! Kekekeke!
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[Work in Progress]
===Lewysia===
Lewysia: Excuse me! You there, sir, are you the one who will oppose me?
Kuro: Eh?! Bu-but I'm really strong you know, I've saved the world countless times...
Kuro: Huh? You don't know about me?
Lewysia: Ah...Please pardon me, my knowledge of the world is a bit lacking....
Kuro: Hmph....Well it's fine. Though I think you should look for someone else to fight.
Lewysia: But I'd like to at least try my luck against such an impressive looking person as your self...
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Lewysia: Oh my, It appears I have lost...
Kuro: I did say I'm really strong... moreover, are you okay?
Lewysia: Yes, thank you for your concern...but I'm not hurt.
Lewysia: Tehehehe! I haven't had this much fun in a long time. If you wouldn't mind, I'd like to have another go at it please?
Kuro: ...Ah...sure....But can you stand up?
Lewysia: I should be able to....Huh? I can't seem to stand...
===Pegi Jr.===
Kuro: Who's this Penguin anyways?
Pegi: ... ...
Kuro: Aren't you gonna say a word?
Pegi: ... ...
Kuro: Come on and talk for once!!
Pegi: ... ...
Kuro: That's it.
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Kuro: Now speak for once!
Pegi: ... ...
Kuro: If you're not gonna talk, why not go outside for a while?
Pegi: Blegh...
Kuro: Okay, what the heck.
===Mami===
Kuro: What's this? Even this shrimp is a participant?
Mami: I'm not a shrimp!
Kuro: But I can't possibly fight against a shrimp like that kid!
Mami: That's it, Mami will get rid of this person!!
Kuro: STOP! You're not gonna hit me with that frying pan, put that down now.
Mami: But you called me a shrimp! That is offensive to Mami! You'll be punished by Mami.
Kuro: How dare you take offense from that, that's it, time for a battle PUNISHMENT.
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Kuro: Even though, a shrimp for an opponent, of course you'd get beaten down!
Mami: Muh... what did you just say to me...?
Kuro: But I didn't say anything bad! There's no need to get so angry, you know!
Mami: You bully!
Kuro: Like I said! I didn't say anything or bully anyone!!
===Deral===
Deral: Hohohoho! Welcome, Bomberman! Oh... it's you, the Black Bomber... how disappointing.
Kuro: Sorry for not being Shirobon!
Deral: Well it's just that Shirobon is so upstanding and trustworthy, while Kurobon's rebellious, just like a s-p-o-i-l-e-d brat.
Kuro: Wh-wh-wha what are you talking about?!
Deral: Oh my! Just as I thought you're ill mannered. That's what I figured from seeing you...and Big Sister is never wrong---
Kuro: Y-y-you! Don't look down on people!!
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