The Legend Of Bunny-Man Bridge

There you all are FRIGHT-FRIENDS!  I, CREEPS, am just doing a little fishing by THE MISSISSIPPI SHIVER!  I have become rather HOOKED because of this BOO-TIFUL FRIGHT.  This river is a peaceful old SCREAM you know.  This place reminds me of another spot by a bridge that you do not want to cross under on a DISMAL-DRIVE I call...
Back in early-November of 1970, at Colchester Overpass near Clifton, Virginia, a hippie was driving through the tunnel-bridge one evening.  She had her car-radio on and The Byrds sang Turn! Turn! Turn! on it.  She made it through the tunnel and at the opposite entrance of it, a young man in a white bunny outfit was standing with a hatchet on the side of the road.  He swung it at the hippie's windshield and she screamed, stopping her car a few feet ahead of the odd stranger.  She gazed back and saw the man in the bunny suit approaching her car.  He called out to her: "do not dare to trespass on this here land and area again miss!!".  The hippie screamed and gasping, sped off. The hippie caught her breath and looked all around, very cautiously.  The woman saw the man in the rabbit costume again in an upcoming field, just standing there in the dark.  He laughed insanely as the hippie drove passed him, pointing his hatchet towards her car.  She sped up and hyperventilated.  She turned off the car-radio and drove in silence then.  Soon, she heard the laughter of the man yet again outside her car somewhere and she spotted him up, ahead of her a second time.  "I am The Bunny Man and I claimed this here land a long time ago, y'all see ma'am!" he screamed at her, laughing away hysterically from under a tree.  Bunny Man's eyes were glowing a white color through the eye-holes of his mask and as the hippie drove by him, he ran and hopped out, in front of her car.  He swung his hatchet letting go of it then and it went flying through the air.  The weapon hit the top of the car, scraping it, making the woman scream loudly.  The woman drove into The Bunny-Man with his glowing-eyes shining white.  He vanished, being a ghost.  The hippie kept on driving screaming and then took a deep breath.  It was silent outside and she didn't see nor hear the specter anymore. 
What a HARE-RAISING ORDEAL that was! That ghost just had to RABBIT UP and disappear eh, boys and GHOULS?  Bunny-Man really had to HOP TO IT  at times aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!  How fortunate for that hippie to get away by a HARE, because she was DRIVEN CRAZY on the road heh-heh-heh-heh.