John Dominie

John "the Dominator" Dominie is an upstairs Poliner who occasionally disappears for days on end, ostensibly to hunt moose, but more likely running through the streets of St. John's naked. Nobody really knows where John is from (not even John), but there was photographical evidence seen during The Commie Ninjas trip to the ECMAs that suggests that he has at very least been to Pasadena before. His use of knives is concerning to other Poliners, but he makes sure to assure them he has been drunker with bigger, diddlier things.
==Does Sniffing Count==
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