Flamppagne (beverage)

== Flamppagne ==
Flamppagne was created in Flopce, in the region of Flammpagne where it got attributed it's famous name. Flamppagne stands out because of the sparkles it makes.
== Effects ==
The effects of Flamppagne are well-known amongst Flamppagne enjoyers, despite being a pricey drink, the effects of the Flamppagne are:
* A raise of +10 IQ points
* Small signs of racism
* Excessive dryness of the legs
* Flashbacks
== Utility ==
The Flamppagne can be useful when dealing with some tasks; pool owners can use the Flamppagne to act like a makeshift sponge with their legs. It is also very common with politicians to not forget their speech despite adding some racial slurs in it. 
Flamppagne is also used with patients who have memory-loss diseases to help them recover lost thoughts.
Category:Beverage
Category:Drinks
Category:Drugs