The Unbelievable Gwenpool (Marvel;Re Relaunch)/Issue 1

==Transcript==
The issue begins in Wakanda as the Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy are fighting Thanos' forces and Thanos himself. Thanos has all of the Infinity Stones as he grins as Thor comes closer, destroying forces of Thanos with ease with his axe, Stormbreaker.
*Thor: Your reign of terror ends now Thanos!
Thor stabs Thanos.
* Thanos: You should have gone for the head.
He is about to snap when suddenly, Gwen Poole, carrying a massive blade, chops his head clean off as she grins.
* Gwen: Well how about I do?
Thor looks at Gwen and gets starstruck eyes. 
* Thor: What's your name, you beautiful midgardian woman?
* Gwen: Gwen Poole. And I'm single.
* Thor: Good.
They kiss as suddenly Rocket Raccoon speaks.
* Rocket: Gwen…
* Gwen: Huh?
* Groot: It is time to stop writing fanfic and time to pay rent.
Suddenly two massive hands grab Gwen as she wakes up from fanfic daydreaming as she sees her landlord stand in front of her.
* Gwen: Oh! Mister landlord! Why are you here?
* Landlord: It is the end of the month. Rent is due.
* Gwen: Oh, it's that time of the month already?
* Landlord: Yes. So give me rent.
* Gwen: Ummm, I am kind of low on cash right now.
* Landlord: Then you should get a job.
* Gwen: Ugh. Okay fine I will get a job and then I will pay your stupid rent.
* Landlord: Rent isn't stupid. It is an essential pillar of society.
* Gwen: Okay sure.
Gwen walks out of her apartment and suddenly falls into a sewer hole.
Category:Marvel;Re Relaunch