University of Minnesota Spankalogical Protocol

The University of Minnesota Spankalogical Protocol is a treatment that involves eight months of continuous spanking sessions. Ned Flanders was subjected to the treatment by Dr. Foster at a young age after Ned's out of control behavior became too much for his parents. Presumably, if the eight month long spanking sessions occur on the patient's birthday, they're allowed a limited amount of free mobility, as Ned was seen unwrapping a present during his birthday party while otherwise still being subject to continuous spankings.
It was intended to help Ned Flanders learn to control his behavior, but it later revealed that the protocol actually backfired and only resulted in Ned Flanders suppressing all of his negative emotions. Ned's anger was repressed where he could only express negative sentiments in a nonsensical way which later became known as his standard gibberish. When a chain reaction of stressful events happened much later in his life, where a hurricane destroyed his house, a crude attempt at reconstruction got progressively worse through the house that eventually ended in a collapse and the ultimate breaking point after all this, one of Ned's Glasses lens falling out and breaking. These large events of increased stress and tension led Ned to lash out at the assembled people in a series of irrational angry outbursts as the repression of the experimental therapy hit a breaking point.
After unleashing his pent up aggression in a series of unfocused and equally nonsensical jammering (the verbal attacks on both Lisa, Bart and Lenny being evidence that he was still not addressing his anger, just allowing it out in a massive public display) Ned got in his car and drove off where after realising what he had done, committed himself to Calmwood Mental Hospital, where he given the option of going in calmly or kicking and screaming. 
After choosing the latter (mostly due to expressing interest in the option) and put in a straight jacket, Ned was reunited with Dr. Foster, who explained the history of Ned that he had repressed and the reason for his outburst, counselling that there are healthier ways for healthy release of anger.
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