Chell

Chell is a dumb human and a former tester at the Aperture Science Lab. She was a forced subject of the science lab after GlaDOS was being a meanie. She escaped by using a h@x0ring Portal Gun to escape. Ever since, entities such as the G-Man, George W. Bush, Natural News, etc. have tested and tortured her, resulting in her escaping due to her sheer stupidity.
== History ==
Chell was once a normal stupid ugly humon (human and sleep paralysis demon) whose job was to scare the hell out of kids ever since she was 19. But then one day, some stupid robot named GlaDOS was being a big meanie and being poopy to people. She saw Chell, and kicked her with her head so hard she went in a coma.
GLaDOS then took her to a room and said "Okay, let's do this poopy test." and tortured Chell with small tests that are overlooked. Chell was angry that such a stupid robot was to challenge her vast stupidity, and picked up a h@x0r gun and beat GLaDOS so hard the entire building exploded.
Chell then walked away like nothing happened. 
Category:Guys
Category:Losers
Category:N00bs
Category:Idiots
Category:Portal characters