List of Horse Facts

Fact 	Description
A young male horse is a colt. 	This fact was stated by Jessica McKenna at the beginning of Shift Your North: LIVE! It was again listed by Jess in The Final Off Book.
Colt: also the moody middle ninja in The Three Ninjas. 	This fact was stated by Jessica McKenna at the beginning of Shift Your North: LIVE! Colt is Zach Reino's second favorite ninja, the first being Tum Tum.
A is for Appaloosa and they are pretty cool. Then you've got the quarter horse, it's not a quarter pony. Quarter ponies are 14 hands, Boy aren't they lonely. Because all their friends are taller than them. And when you're a short horse you can't rise to the hem of your next best friend who is a big Clydesdale, ooh Mama Mia, that guy is out of a whale. Then you've got the Paints, which is really just a quarterhorse with some painted coats. And then you've got the pony, which is a different breed. People think it's a baby, oh what a heel!	This fact was stated by Katerina (played by Tawny Newsome) in Make Space for Family Katerina describes it as "like 5 facts—I just said them in a longer manner," and notes that she has many additional horse facts in her journal.
Ponies are the future, the future for horses. 	According to the pony Black Lightning, in Curses Curses Curses!'
Unless we're talking way into the future, in which case, glue is the future for horses. 	A sober clarification, also in Curses Curses Curses!
A horse can be a red mare. If it is, you shouldn't pull too hard on the coarse, coarse hair. 	This was the second fact listed by Jessica McKenna in The Final Off Book. As Vladimir (from Make Space for Family) notes, "don't pull their hair" is generally good advice about animals.
There are a surprising number of publications dedicated to horses, like Horse Weekly, Equestrian Weekly, Horses Bi-Quarterly, Hoof-Hoof Magazine, Style (for Horses), Esquire (For Horses), and many more. 	Noted by Danth in "Can I Still Like Horses?" from The Kids Are at Night.
Horses walk around on their nails because horse hooves are made of fingernail material 	Jess and Zach talking about how you can't lead a horse to dance in the famband ep Opening Credits Cast Lip Sync
Dressage is the name for fancy horse trotting 	Jess as the dressage horse on Oregon Trail Summer
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