Cars: The Videogame/Script

This is a script of the cutscenes from the storyline of Cars: The Videogame.
==Story Mode==
===Radiator Springs Grand Prix===
[Scene: Radiator Springs]
*Lightning McQueen: I am speed.
*Lightning McQueen: 1 winner, 4 losers.
*Lightning McQueen: Okay. Let's do this.
*Mater: Ladies and gentlecars... welcome to the Radiator Springs Grand Prix! And boy, it's gonna be a humdinger of a race, too!
*Mater: Wooo-oo! Check out those fancy racin' outfits! Yep we got some fimiliar faces! And some new guys, too!
*Fletcher: I say, lovely day to rip it up on a small town track, eh?
*Mater: And of course, we got my best friend here too... Radiator Springs' own famous race car, Mr. Lightning McQueen! Show let's get this show on the road!
====After Radiator Springs Grand Prix - Part 1====
[Scene: Cozy Cone Motel]
*Sally Carrera: Lightning? Are you in there? Lightning?!
*Lightning McQueen: Wha... Downshift... Checkered Flag...
*Sally Carrera: Lightning! Wake Up!
*Lightning McQueen: Wh-what? Did I win?
*Sally Carrera: I think you were dreaming.
*Lightning McQueen: Oh yeah I was dreaming about a race.
*Sally Carrera: You know, I kinda figured that.
*Lightning McQueen: No, it wasn't any ordinary race. It was the Radiator Springs Grand Prix, and you were in it, ...and Doc, and Mater was the announcer -
*Sally Carrera: You know what that sound likes to me?
*Lightning: What?
*Sally Carrera: Sounds like your ready for some competition.
*Lightning McQueen: Oh you got that right.
*Sally Carrera: Well, today's a great day for it. Doc's looking for you, he wants you to meet him out at Willy's Butte later. And I saw some new cars hanging out at Flo's - maybe fans of your's looking for a race?
*Lightning McQueen: Wow sounds like I'd better get busy!
====After Radiator Springs Grand Prix - Part 2====
[Scene: Flo's V8 Café]
*Mack: Hey kid! You ready to go after the Piston Cup?
*Lightning McQueen: Yeah... showtime.
*Mack: Well you said it... just as soon as you get some practice.
*Mack: Well, you've been taking it kinda easy around town for awhile now... so we got to get you back into shape before the new season starts.
*Mack: Besides, they just don't let anybody with four wheels race for the Piston Cup you know... first you've got to place in enough races, games and competitions to qualify... then you can go back to the big leagues, alright?
*Mack: So what do you say, you ready to get movin'?
*Lightning McQueen: Ka-chow!
*Mack: I'll take that as an okey-dokey!
===Lizzie's Postcard Hunt===
[Scene: Radiator Springs Curios]
*Lightning McQueen: Hey, Lizzie Whatcha got there? Oh, postcards. Old ones, too.
*Lizzie: I've been collecting these for a long time, from all the way down Route 66.
*Lightning McQueen: Wow... Ooh, look at that one.
*Lizzie: Some of these go back sixty years. It's a blizzard!
*Lightning McQueen: Don't worry, Lizzie, I'll find 'em. They can't have gone too far.
====After Lizzie's Postcard Hunt====
[Scene: Radiator Springs Curios]
*Lightning McQueen: You see? I told you I would find them all.
*Lightning McQueen: Yup, they're all there. You would not believe how far some of them got! Almost all of the way down Route 66!
*Lizzie: Who are you?
*Lightning McQueen: Um, Lightning... McQueen? I found your postcards?
*Lizzie: Oh. There they are, I've been looking everywhere for them.
===Radiator Cap Circuit===
[Scene: Flo's V8 Café]
*Fletcher: Ah, you are the esteemed American racer, Lighting McQueen, correct?
*Lightning McQueen: Um, okay?
*Fletcher: Splendid! How fortuitous! y colleague, Gerald and I ... ...were hoping to engage your attention in a little completive excursion!
*Lightning McQueen: Was that English?
*Fletcher: British, my dear boy! We've hoped across the pond to give you Yanks one for, eh?
*Lightning McQueen: What about you guys?
*El Guapo: We have also come for a challenge.
*Lightning McQueen: Alright then, welcome, the more, the merrier.
===Sally's Sunshine Circuit===
[Scene: Cozy Cone Motel]
*Sally Carrera: Hey, Stickers, I was hoping you and I could for a - well...
*Tia: Oh my gosh... there he is.
*Mia: It's totally him... Hi Lightning!
*Tia: Remember us?
*Lightning McQueen: Of course, are you kidding, who could forget... Yeah, you know, I think you look familiar...
*Mia and Tia: He remembers us!
*Sally Carrera: So... aren't you gonna introduce me to your friends?
*Lightning McQueen: Yeah, this is uh...
*Mia: I'm Mia.
*Tia: I'm Tia.
*Mia and Tia: We're his biggest fans!
*Sally Carrera: Okay, wow, well, that's... charming.
*Mia: We were hoping, like, Lightning would take a drive with us.
*Lightning McQueen: Actually, ladies, I don't think that's such a good idea.
*Sally Carrera: Hold on, hold on, I, I have a better idea. You girls up for a friendly competition? Three laps. Winner takes a drive with Lightning.
*Mia and Tia: Oh my gosh... We're so in!
*Lightning McQueen: You don't have to do this.
*Sally Carrera: Don't you worry. I need the work out.
*Flo: Count me in too, honey - can't have a girls' day without me!
====After Sally's Sunshine Circuit====
[Scene: Cozy Cone Motel]
*Lightning McQueen: So... How'd it go?
*Sally Carrera: Piece of cake.
*Lightning McQueen: Really?
*Sally Carrera: C'mon, groupies are no match for the real thing.
*Lightning McQueen: So what about that drive?
*Sally Carrera: You've got yourself a date.
===Doc's Lesson: Powerslide===
[Scene: Willy's Butte]
*Doc Hudson: You're late, son. I've been waitin' here an hour already.
*Lightning McQueen: Sorry.
*Doc Hudson: Yeah, well, time's a wasting. Let's get to work.
*Lightning McQueen: C'mon, Doc, I still got it.
*Doc Hudson: So you say. You still remember how to handle yourself on dirt?
*Lightning McQueen: Sure, sure. Right to go left, and this time, I'm not going into the cactus, old-timer.
*Doc Hudson: Well, we'll just see about that.
===Doc's Challenge===
[Scene: Willy's Butte]
*Lightning McQueen: Whew! Good run.
*Doc Hudson: Uh-huh. Not bad. That track's only got two turns, though. Let's see how you can handle these back roads. You and me.
*Lightning McQueen: What, me? Racing the Fabulous Hudson Hornet?
*Doc Hudson: Nope, your racing your Crew Chief. Let's go.
====After Doc's Challenge====
[Scene: Willy's Butte]
*Lightning McQueen: How's that? Okay?
*Doc Hudson: Ah, that's okay, but you're hanging it out too much, too early on the throttle. Hey! You're listening to me?
*Lightning McQueen: What's he doing here?
*Doc Hudson: Checking out the competition.
*Lightning McQueen: Yeah, must be nervous.
*Doc Hudson: No, just smart.
*Lightning McQueen: Hmm. You think I should do the same thing to him? Go to his town, hide out and watch him practice?
*Doc Hudson: You race as well as you run your mouth... ...and you'd have that Piston Cup already. Just don't worry 'bout him, you got plenty of work to do... ...I'm sure you'll be seeing each other soon.
===Tractor Tipping===
[Scene: Mater Towing & Salvage]
*Lightning McQueen: Psst... Mater.
*Mater: What? What happen - somebody call the police... Oh, hey, buddy.
*Lightning McQueen: C'mon, let's go tractor tripping.
*Mater: Wait a minute, you wanna go tractor tipping? Haha, please, I thought you was a-scared.
*Lightning McQueen: Me? Afraid of tractors?
*Mater: No, a-scared of Frank.
*Lightning McQueen: Nah. Frank's a big guy. Moves slow.
*Mater: Well, I seen him move pretty fast.
*Lightning McQueen: He moves left, I'll fake to the right. He cuts to the right, I shoot to the left.
*Mater: Well, alright then smarty-fenders, what if he comes straight at us?
*Lightning McQueen: Easy. We run.
====Before Tractor Tipping====
[Scene: Tractor Pasture]
*Mater: Hehe. This is gonna be fun.
====After Tractor Tipping====
[Scene: Tractor Pasture]
*Lightning McQueen: Whoaaa!!!
*Mater: Run! He's gonna get ya!
===Palm Mile Speedway===
[Scene: Flo's V8 Café]
*Mack: Hey Lighting, you ready for your first big race of the season?
*Lightning McQueen: Yeah, I'm ready, I'm pumped!
*Mack: Speaking of pumped... ...if Flo pumps me full of any more fuel, I think I'm gonna bust my trailer hitch! Better hit the road. Ha ha!
====Before Palm Mile Speedway - Part 1====
[Scene: Palm Mile Speedway Booth]
*Darrell Cartrip: Darrell Cartrip here at Palm Mile Speedway... ...for the start of what's gonna be an amazing Piston Cup race season! 
*Darrell Cartrip: Last season's Piston Cup saw perennial to loser Chick finally take first place... ...but it coulda been last place, as far as the fans were concerned. 
*Darrell Cartrip: This season, all eyes on Lightning McQueen, and I gotta tell you... ...after his incredible display of sportsmanship, I know a lot of ya'll are going to be rooting for him. 
*Darrell Cartrip: With The King retired, it's gonna be Chick vs. Lightning this time around. Chick ain't gonna give up that trophy so easily, either. 
*Darrell Cartrip: Lightning McQueen, buddy, you better watch your back!
====Before Palm Mile Speedway - Part 2====
[Scene: Palm Mile Speedway Pit Lane]
*Lightning McQueen: Hey Guido, all set?
*Guido: Peet stop, boss. 
*Guido: Uh oh.
*Chick Hicks: Lightning.
*Lightning McQueen: Ah, hello, Chick.
*Chick Hicks: Check it out.
*Guido: Ay, fai attenzione!
*Lightning McQueen: So? Big deal.
*Chick Hicks: Well, you know, I just figured you might wanna get acquainted with the view. 
*Chick Hicks: Know what I mean? You know, 'cause you're gonna be spending a lot of time behind me ... in the race? 
*Chick Hicks: We're gonna be in the race and I'll be ahead of you and you'll be behind me ... In the race! 
*Chick Hicks: Is it me? Is it, what are we not getting here?!
*Lightning McQueen: Ha, ha. You are so driven, Chick, I love that about you.
*Doc Hudson: Hey you. Back to your pit. Stop buggin' my driver.
*Chick Hicks: Too bad your crew chief isn't gonna be out on the track... ...to look after his little boy - ow, excuse me -
*Guido: Ehi! Cosa ti prende?!
===Boostin' with Fillmore===
[Scene: Fillmore's Taste-In]
*Lightning McQueen: Hey, Fillmore. What's cookin'?
*Fillmore: A new batch of special brew, my friend.
*Lightning McQueen: Whoa, Fillmore! What's in that?
*Fillmore: Good stuff, huh? I call it my Super Octane Boost Juice.
*Lightning McQueen: You think it'll help me go faster?
*Fillmore: Only one way to find out, man.
====After Boostin' with Fillmore====
[Scene: Fillmore's Taste-In]
*Fillmore: ...so right to go left, right?
*Lightning McQueen: Uhh, yeah.
*Fillmore: Whoa. Deep. Well, I think you'll get more outta this than me. So here, fill up on this batch, and I'll just keep brewing it for you. Free of charge.
*Lightning McQueen: Really? Thanks!
===Luigi to the Rescue===
[Scene: Luigi's Casa Della Tires]
*Luigi: You need new tires, yes?
*Lightning McQueen: No, but I think someone might.
*Luigi: Who? Ah...I will sell to them some beautiful whitewalls!
*Lightning McQueen: Well, I've seen a lot of hubcaps and tires by the side of the road outside town -
*Luigi: Tires? On the ground?
*Lightning McQueen: Do you want me to have Mater pick 'em up for you?
*Luigi: No, no, no, Luigi will do it himself! 
*Luigi: My poor tires... ...abandoned... alone... DIRTY! Luigi will go save them!
===North Desert Dash===
[Scene: Flo's V8 Café]
*Fletcher: Dreadfully garish, aren't they?
*Gerald: Positively gilded, too true.
*El Guapo: They are loving my gold.
*Fletcher: Now why gold, my dear boy?
*El Guapo: This is all about the winning. You cannot take first place if you do not look the part.
*Fletcher: Oh, and how do you know you can best us in the competition?
*El Guapo: Easy. I see you have the silver on your rims.
*Lightning McQueen: He's got a point there.
===Sarge's Boot Camp===
[Scene: Sarge's SUV Boot Camp]
*Sarge: You were scheduled to be here at Oh-Ten-Hundred, soldier.
*Lightning McQueen: Sarge, I'm not really a soldier.
*Sarge: You are now, Private - TEN HUT!
*Lightning McQueen: Yes sir.
*Sarge: I can't hear you, McQueen!
*Lightning McQueen: YES SIR!
*Sarge: Better. 
*Sarge: Now Doc said you were sorely in need of some formal Off Road training... ...and by the looks of you, I'd say he's right! 
*Sarge: You're in my army, son! So git down on your wheels and kiss the asphalt goodbye! Let's move it! GO! GO! GO! GO!
====Before Sarge's Boot Camp====
[Scene: Sarge's SUV Boot Camp]
*SUV: This is too hard!
*Sarge: C'mon, you gas guzzlin' sissies! I know you all got V8's!
*SUV: I didn't got my latte!
*Sarge: Have you ever seen been off-road?! I want you to wade into that mud! Eat that dirt! 
*Sarge: Now, your first task is to make it around this course, double-time, and clear all obstacles. 
*Sarge: Do not falter, failure is not an option!
*Lightning McQueen: No faltering. Check.
====After Sarge's Boot Camp - Part 1====
[Scene: Sarge's SUV Boot Camp]
*Sarge: Not bad. But now... the course is different. It will require different skills. 
*Sarge: You will need to be agile, fit, athletic and adaptable!
*Lightning McQueen: You've been reading my press, haven't you, Sarge? Although you left out sleek, charming and dashing. 
*Lightning McQueen: Okay. I'm going.
====After Sarge's Boot Camp - Part 2====
[Scene: Sarge's SUV Boot Camp]
*Sarge: Alright. One last test... and it'll require all of your muscle, all of your cunning! I want horsepower! I want focus! I want ingenuity, agility and endurance!
*Lightning McQueen: I want some coolant.
*Sarge: Move it!!
===Sarge's Off-Road Challenge===
[Scene: Sarge's SUV Boot Camp]
*Sarge: You look overheated, Private McQueen.
*Lightning McQueen: Yes.
*Sarge: Exhausted.
*Lightning McQueen: Yes.
*Sarge: You'd like nothing better than a hot car wash, a cool ration of fuel and a nice shady garage.
*Lightning McQueen: Oh, yes please.
*Sarge: Well, too bad! We're gonna go for a little drive!
===Motor Speedway of the South===
[Scene: Flo's V8 Café]
*Lightning McQueen: Alright, Mack, we got to a race to get to!
*Mack: Piston Cup, here we come!
===Mater's Backwards Lesson===
[Scene: Mater Towing & Salvage]
*Lightning McQueen: Hey! I'm looking for the World's Best Backwards Driver, you seen him around? 
*Lightning McQueen: Do you think he has time to give me that backwards driving lesson he promised?
*Mater: You bet your ding-dang bumper I do! 
*Mater: There's certain rules when you drivin' backwards... ...first thing you gotta do is turn your rear tires like they was your fronts, like this here. 
*Mater: Then once you're goin' and you wanna head left, all you gonna need to do is turn right. Got it?
*Lightning McQueen: Oh. I think so. Right to go left. Now where have I heard that before?
====After Mater's Backwards Lesson====
[Scene: Mater Towing & Salvage]
*Lightning McQueen: Good race, Mater. Think I got the hang of it?
*Mater: You sure do, Mr. Gah, uh, gint... grun, grinn, gint... Mr. Gintil!
*Lightning McQueen: Gintil? Mater, what's a gintil?
*Mater: It's your nickname backwards! Hello?!
*Lightning McQueen: Mater, my name's not... Litnig. You're not so good with the whole spelling thing, are you?
===Sheriff's Chase===
[Scene: Radiator Springs Billboard]
*Lightning McQueen: Keeping cool, Sheriff?
*Sheriff: Nope, speeders.
*Lightning McQueen: Yeah, I hate those little buggers too. Get all stuck in your grill -
*Sheriff: No, no, not mosqueeters, son! Speeders! Got sand in your tank or what? You of all cars should know a thing'r two 'bout speedin'. 
*Sheriff: Wasn't too long ago I recall catching a certain racecar who tore through my town.
*Lightning McQueen: Right, that chase. Well, you gotta remember, you had help.
*Sheriff: Help?! You wouldn't accuse an officer of the law of cheating, would you, son?
*Lightning McQueen: Well, there was some barbed wire snagged on my bumper, telephone wires... ...and that statue of Stanley kind of slowed me down too.
*Sheriff: Why, you're tryin' to tempt me into a rematch, aren't you?
*Lightning McQueen: Sheriff, no. Would I do something like that?
*Sheriff: I'll take your challenge, boy! Doc just tuned me up and outfitted me with a turbocharger!
*Lightning McQueen: Wait a second. You're not gonna bust me for speeding and throw me into the impound afterwards, are you?
*Sheriff: No sir... not if you win. 
====After Sheriff's Chase====
[Scene: Radiator Springs Billboard]
*Sheriff: Just what do you think you're doing, son?
*Lightning McQueen: What? I thought all cops liked donuts.
*Sheriff: Get outta here! Before I have you picking up trash on the highway!
*Lightning McQueen: Ah, c'mon, gimmie a little laugh on that, the donuts, that's funny!
*Sheriff: Hot rodder.
====After Sheriff's Hot Pursuit====
[Scene: Radiator Springs Billboard]
*Sheriff: Maybe it's time to go see Doc again.
===Rustbucket Race-O-Rama===
[Scene: Rustbucket Stadium]
*Lightning McQueen: Mater, you realize of course, most cars do not do that on purpose.
*Mater: Well, I gotta practice for my race. I'm a real racin' car now!
*Lightning McQueen: The Rustbucket Race-O-Rama, huh? Lemme guess. Demolition derby.
*Mater: Yep, it's my favorite racin' track in the whole world. Well, it's a family tradition! 
*Mater: Look, there's my cousin Tommy Joe right there!
*Tommy Joe: New guy!
*Lightning McQueen: Ow! What're you, crazy?!
*Mater: Aw, he just done give you a hoodbutt. That's Tommy Joe's way of sayin' hey.
*Tommy Joe: Howdy.
*Mater: I got an idea. Lightning! You wanna help us practice for our big race?
*Lightning McQueen: No. I think I'll sit this one out.
====After Rustbucket Race-O-Rama====
[Scene: Rustbucket Stadium]
*Lightning McQueen: Wow, Mater, I thought my races were rough, that was... You're missing a tooth!
*Mater: I am? No, I didn't have no teeth there before. 
*Mater: Hey, Lightning, I won you a present! Check this out, I know how you love this boosty stuff.
*Lightning McQueen: Wow, thanks, Mater! Hey look, you didn't have to take all that abuse just for me, you know.
*Mater: Abuse? That was fun! And besides, we're best friends for anyway?
===Ornament Valley Circuit===
[Scene: Ornament Valley Gas Station]
*Vince: Hey. You're that Lightning McQueen guy.
*Barry: Yo, we're from Queens!
*Vince: Barry. Be cool. So anyways, uh, we's got a, uh... opportunity for you.
*Lightning McQueen: Oh yeah?
*Vince: Yeah. You think you're the best race car around... ...but if you wanna be the best, first you's gotta beat the best.
*Lightning McQueen: And I take that would be you's guys?
*Vince: What, you don't believe us?! C'mon, tough guy, I will throw down with you, right here, right now!
*Barry: Yeah! Throw down! Down to the ground! On the road! 
*Barry: Ow!
*Lightning McQueen: Okay, guys, no problem. I accept your... opportunity.
===Sun Valley International Raceway===
[Scene: Flo's V8 Café]
*Lightning McQueen: Ready when you are, buddy!
*Mack: Cross-country Mack has got your back!
===Doc's Check-Up===
[Scene: Doc's Clinic]
*Doc Hudson: Alright, time for a check-up. Then new horses get your attention, don't it?
*Lightning McQueen: Yeah Doc, this new upgrade feels graet!
*Doc Hudson: Well then, why don't you just show this crazy old grandpa car what you got?
===Sally's Wheel Well Sprint===
[Scene: Cozy Cone Motel]
*Sally Carrera: Hey, Stickers, you ready for that drive you owe me?
*Lightning McQueen: Wheel Well?
*Sally Carrera: Sure. We haven't been up there in a while.
*Lightning McQueen: Great. Just a nice, leisurely drive, right?
*Sally Carrera: Oh, absolutely, not even gonna hit third gear.
*Lightning McQueen: Ladies first.
*Sally Carrera: Okay, if you say so.
====After Sally's Wheel Well Sprint====
[Scene: Wheel Well Motel]
*Sally Carrera: Remember the first time we came up here?
*Lightning McQueen: Yeah... you mean the first time you tricked me into a race?
*Sally Carrera: I did do that, didn't I?
*Lightning McQueen: I'll never forget it.
===Tailfin Pass Circuit===
[Scene: Wheel Well Motel]
*Fletcher: I find the American landscape so myraid in its challenges, don't you? 
*Fletcher: Every turn a bracing new thrill, every distance a dangerous gauntlet. Don't you agree, my fellow racing aficionados?
*Vince: Uh, are we gonna race or what?
===Delinquent Road Hazards===
[Scene: Tailfin Pass]
*Boost: Sorry, chief. Road's closed.
*Lightning McQueen: Looks okay to me.
*DJ: No, he means it's closed to you.
*Lightning McQueen: What's that? I can't hear you.
*DJ: I said it's closed to you!
*Lightning McQueen: Nope, still gettin' nothin'.
*Wingo: He said get lost, pal.
*Lightning McQueen: Oh what, are you gonna slice and dice me with your spoiler?
*DJ: Hey wait a -
*Lightning McQueen: Tell you what, subwoofer, three laps oughta settle this. Me, you and your little tweeter friends. When I win, you let me pass. 
*Lightning McQueen: Oh, you can throw in one of your boost canisters. Seriously, do you really need that boost?
*Boost: Okay. Let's do this.
====After Delinquent Road Hazards====
[Scene: Tailfin Pass]
*Lightning McQueen: Okay. Boost tank.
*Lightning McQueen: Aw, c'mon, guys, don't be so hard on yourselves. You know what? Just learn to relax, go take a drive.
*Boost: This isn't over, McQueen. 
*Boost: Let's bounce.
===Monster Truck Mayhem===
[Scene: Luigi's Casa Della Tires] 
*Luigi: Guido! How come you no keep-a the tires from falling, eh?!
*Guido: Non uria a me! Me ha sorpreso!
*Lightning McQueen: Uh... Luigi... hellooo...
*Luigi: Ahh...Hello, my friend.
*Lightning McQueen: Hey, there's these guys in town that wanna race me... ...and I'm gonna need a new set of tires, so hit me.
*Luigi: You want-a the whitewalls, no?
*Lightning McQueen: No, Luigi, that's not gonna cut it. I think I need something a little bigger.
*Count Spatula: McQUEEN, GET OVER HERE! I WILL FLATTEN YOU LIKE A PANCAKE!
*The Cripper: YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM US!
*Ginoromous: AAAAARRRGGHHH!!!
*Luigi: Oh ho ho... do I have-a the tires for you... Guido!
*Count Spatula: Oh, yeah, you have the tires - but DO YOU HAVE THE MENTAL FORTITUDE?!
*Lightning McQueen: You're about to find out... LET'S DO THIS!!
====After Monster Truck Mayhem====
[Scene: Rustbucket Stadium]
*Mater: Haha, that was funny!
*Lightning McQueen: WHAT DID YOU SAY, PUNY TOW TRUCK?!
*Mater: Lightning, for Pete's sake, the race is over. You can stop your yellin' now.
*Lightning McQueen: Oh, yeah, right, right. Sorry.
===Chick's Challenge===
[Scene: Ornament Valley Gas Station]
*Vince: Hey look guys, it's the King of the Road.
*Chick Hicks: Yeah, more like McQueen of the Road.
*Lightning McQueen: Hey, Chickster, what're you doing out here, dog?
*Chick Hicks: Ehh, thought I might try out a few things I've learned.
*Lightning McQueen: Aww, you went back to school? Good for you, Chick. 
*Lightning McQueen: Maybe you'll even graduate this time. Education is so important.
*Barry: He's right, you know. 
*Barry: Ow! You know, I spend a lotta time on my hood and you hit it. 
*Barry: He hits my hood. Watch the hood, okay?
*Chick Hicks: Hey, Mr. Educated. You ready to get schooled?
====After Chick's Challenge====
[Scene: Ornament Valley Gas Station]
*Lightning McQueen: I forgot to tell you, Chick, the roads out here aren't like the tracks you and I are used to. No, they got these things called... right turns.
*Chick Hicks: Right turns. So what?! Wasn't a real race anyway. Nobody was here to see it, or watch us, nobody was there, like a... 
*Chick Hicks: ...you know, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody, you know, doesn't get heard, does anybody sees it? Or you know, hear it?
*Lightning McQueen: Oh that's right, I forgot. You like losing in front of a crowd. See you at the stadium.
*Chick Hicks: Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, I'll see ya. If you ever make it there.
*Lightning McQueen: What's that supposed to mean?
===High Speed Heist===
[Scene: Interstate 40]
*Boost: There he is. We're all set?
*DJ: Oh, it's on!
====After High Speed Heist - Part 1====
[Scene: Interstate 40]
*DJ: It's bedtime.
*Mack: That's nice...
====After High Speed Heist - Part 2====
[Scene: Interstate 40]
*Boost: Okay, I'm good. Your turn, Wingo.
*Wingo: On my way.
====After High Speed Heist - Part 3====
[Scene: Interstate 40]
*Wingo: Got the goods, I'm ghost!
*Mack: Huh? Wh - 
*Mack: Oh no...
===Lightning Strikes Back===
[Scene: Ornament Valley Gas Station]
*Lightning McQueen: Sheriff, have you seen Mack?
*Sheriff: Oh, bad news, son. He's just radioed. 
*Sheriff: He was driving west along the interstate and somehow, a gang of punk kids stole all of your gear from his trailer.
*Lightning McQueen: Is he okay?
*Sheriff: Sounded a bit shaken up, probably feels bad about it more than everything.
*Lightning McQueen: Oh good, I'm glad he's alright. Aw, no! I need that stuff for my next race!
*Sheriff: Crazy delinquent hot rodders. Wait 'til I catch them.
*Lightning McQueen: That's it. You can mess with me, but you don't mess with my friends.
====After Lightning Strikes Back====
[Scene: Radiator Springs Municipal Impound]
*DJ: Aw man, you busted my subwoofer!
*Wingo: And look at my spoiler! It's cracked!
*Sheriff: You're lucky that's all you got to complain about, son. We'll see what Doc Hudson has to say 'bout this.
*Boost: Hey, it wasn't our idea!
*DJ: Yeah, some car paid us off!
*Lightning McQueen: Some car?
*Wingo: Yeah, some green race car... I dunno, he had a mustache.
*Lightning McQueen: Ah, Chick.
===Smasherville International Speedway===
[Scene: Flo's V8 Café]
*Lightning McQueen: C'mon, I'm ready. Let's go find Chick.
*Doc Hudson: Hey, save it for the track, son. Just get ready for what's coming.
*Mack: Yeah, yeah, look, I'm okay now, Lightning. You got our stuff back, and Flo's been takin' good care of me. So c'mon, let's just have a nice, relaxing ride out to the stadium. 
*Mack: Hey, we can even sing together. Junebugs on the radiator, mosquitos on the windshield, dun dun duh, doo-doo-dun-duh!
*Doc Hudson: This is it. This is for all the marbles. 
*Doc Hudson: And don't let that stupid stuff with Chick screw up your head. Stay focused and you'll be fine.
*Lightning McQueen: Yeah, yeah, okay. Alright. Let's go win this thing.
====Before Smasherville International Speedway====
[Scene: Smasherville International Speedway Pit Lane]
*Lightning McQueen: What's the matter, Thunder? Didn't expect to see me here?
*Chick Hicks: What, miss the big race? You weren't thinking of pulling out, were you?
*Lightning McQueen: You know what I'm talking about, Chick.
*Chick Hicks: No idea, actually. Just looking forward to a friendly race with my good pal Lightning, that's all. 
*Chick Hicks: It's all about sportsmanship, don't you think? 
*Chick Hicks: Oh hey, how you doin' guy, didn't see ya - hey, best luck to ya.
====After Smasherville International Speedway====
[Scene: Smasherville International Speedway Pit Lane]
*Darrell Cartrip: Well, we're just moments away from the official announcement of tonight's winner... ...Lightning McQueen, and Chi -
*Chick Hicks: Oh, listen to this... 
*Chick Hicks: ...you got a lucky break and you know it!
*Lightning McQueen: Hey listen, Chick, luck had nothing to do with it. I won, fair and square. 
*Lightning McQueen: You know, if you're gonna be a loser, why not be a graceful loser?
*Chick Hicks: See?! He's changing the subject, changing the subject. Subject changer! 
*Chick Hicks: He's doesn't want to admit that he can't pull that off again.
*Darrell Cartrip: Hey-hey-hey, hold on fellas, he did win the race, and we have the tapes to prove it.
*Lightning McQueen: I'll tell you what, Chick. I'll race you again.
*Chick Hicks: Oh, yeah, yeah, good. How 'bout tomorrow night? How 'bout right here? How 'bout tomorrow night right here?!
*Darrell Cartrip: This is incredible! Lightning versus Chick in an all-out grudge match!
*Lightning McQueen: Actually, Darrell, I've got something better in mind. The Radiator Springs Grand Prix. 
*Lightning McQueen: Three races. One in each part of Ornament Valley. And ending with one last Piston Cup race. 
*Lightning McQueen: Can we do that?
*Darrell Cartrip: We can now. Unbelievable! This is gonna be a week of racing like nobody's ever seen! 
*Darrell Cartrip: Chick! Do you accept Lightning's challenge?!
*Chick Hicks: Yeah, of course I do! 
*Chick Hicks: Hey, and you all be sure to tune in watch me, Chickster, number Eighty-Sixter... ...win the Piston Cup Trophy - for real this time!
===Radiator Springs GP===
[Scene: Radiator Springs]
*Mater: Hey, what's that red light flashin' in there for?
*Darrell Cartrip: Uh, dude... you're live on camera.
*Mater: I'm on the TV?! Wooo-hoo!! I gotta call the relatives!
*Darrell Cartrip: Okay, lean back son, so we can start this thing.
*Mater: Oh, sorry.
*Darrell Cartrip: Welcome to the charmin' little town of Radiator Springs -
*Mater: My hometown.
*Darrell Cartrip: - for race #1 of the first annual Radiator Springs Grand Prix! 
*Darrell Cartrip: Expect some wide-open, off-road action today as the rivalry between... ...Lightnng McQueen and Chick raelly heats up!
*Mater: He's the ugly green car with the mustache, right?
*Chick Hicks: Hey! Why you callin' ugly, spitcup?
*Darrell Cartrip: And the cars are lining up at the starting line now -
*Mater: Boy, this here is gonna be some kinda fun.
*Darrell Cartrip: Okay folks, let's go racing! 
===Tailfin Pass GP===
[Scene: Wheel Well Motel]
*Darrell Cartrip: Welcome to race #2 of the Radiator Springs Grand Prix, and we're up here in beautiful Tailfin Pass.
*Darrell Cartrip: I don't know Mater, looks like some pretty tricky roads up here. What do you think?
*Mater: Listen, we ain't done had no one fall offa these here roads in a long time... I think.
*Lightning McQueen: You're doing okay, Chick?
*Chick Hicks: Yeah, 'course I am. Can't get, you know, phone reception here, that's all.
===Ornament Valley GP===
[Scene: Ornament Valley Gas Station]
*Darrell Cartrip: And we're here at the start of race #3 of the Radiator Springs Grand Prix with Vince... 
*Darrell Cartrip: ...who came all the way out here from... Queens, is that right?
*Vince: Uhh yeah. Hi, Ma!
*Darrell Cartrip: And why Radiator Springs? Did you come all the way out here to race against Lightning McQueen?
*Vince: Uh, uh, no, uh, uh, we know that guy, but you knows, actually, we come out to train with, uh, Chick. 
*Vince: Yeah, we figured if you wants to be the best, you know, you's got to train with a real professional racer, you know, uh... ...someone who could win a lot... 
*Vince: And, and, um, um... yeah.
===Los Angeles International Speedway===
[Scene: Flo's V8 Café]
*Lightning McQueen: This is it, Mack.
*Mack: Yeah.
*Lightning McQueen: Hey. What's the matter?
*Mack: Ah, you know. End of the season. I'm gonna miss this, that's all.
*Lightning McQueen: Ah, c'mon, Mack. You know that a champion has to go back the following season to defend his trophy, right? 
*Lightning McQueen: You and I got plenty more road to travel, partner.
====After Los Angeles International Speedway - Part 1====
[Scene: Radiator Springs Billboard]
*Doc Hudson: You be careful out there, son.
*Lightning McQueen: Aw, come on, Doc. I'm a veteran of the road now! A seasoned traveller!
*Doc Hudson: You still don't have headlights.
*Sally Carrera: Mmmm...Don't you worry, Doc. I'll take care of him.
*Mater: And if het gets stuck again -
*Lightning McQueen: I'm not gonna get stuck.
*Mater: Well if you do, you know I'll be there to help you out.
*Lightning McQueen: Thanks, Mater.
*Mater: So uh, where we goin' anyway?
*Lightning McQueen: I dunno. Wherever the road takes us, I guess. It's a pretty big country.
====After Los Angeles International Speedway - Part 2====
[Scene: Ornament Valley]
*Sally Carrera: Oh, I almost forgot - did you pack your trophy?
*Lightning McQueen: Nah.
*Sally Carrera: Where is it?
*Lightning McQueen: Heh, don't worry. It's in a good place.
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