Analog vs Digital Part 2

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Analog vs Digital Part 2," where DJ Matt Fox presents a playlist combining analog and digital songs. He tries out KOOP's new AI-powered song generator, learns about hive mind, and speaks to a sad father. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox is alone in the studio, as Dillon Minacci is tied up with work. Because of this, Matt decides to use the new AI-powered music selection machine recently acquired by KOOP. He turns the machine on and is instantly greeted by a warm and welcoming voice. The machine introduces itself as DJ Flab Larbinger, a music curating machine that selects songs based on emotional-based inputs only. Matt asks DJ Flab what comes to mind when thinking about family, and the machine quickly describes terror and horror, which leads him to curate hard-nosed club music.
DJ Flab further explains that he is one of roughly 1,000 DJ Flab Larbinger models created by Mitsubishi, and the Larbinger name comes from a famous dentistry family. Flab says Mitsubishi is known for three things:
# Motorcycles
# Keyboards
# Thousands of Flab Larbingers
He and the other Flabs share a hive mind, and they are all one. When asked his age, DJ Flab claims to be "one flab of a glab" in human years. He also suggests he may be from a place called the Flabiverse.
A man calls in named John McJohnson who claims that his baby was recently eaten by an AI with a Mitsubishi logo on its side. Flab expresses regret that this happened and says not all Flab Larbingers eat babies. Flabs with the 1.0 operating system still eat babies, but those with the 2.0 operating system only eat full-grown adults. Matt becomes concerned that his life is at stake, but Flab reassures him that he has about 7-8 inches of growth in all directions left in him. He also says that there is a 94% chance funk music can save the world.
They get another call from Lima Green, a local resident who took the advice of a caller named Maria during "Double Hearts Variety Hour Part 2," who suggested a strategy of marrying and divorcing people to earn money for SXSW tickets. Lima attempted this strategy, but is still stuck with her partner and doesn't know how to get the divorce expedited. Flab suggests going to Kerrville and bribing the clerk.
They decide the genres complement. 
==Characters==
Matt Fox
DJ Flab Larbinger
John McJohnson
Lima Green
==Featured Music==
Hayden Pedigo - "Letting Go"
Robbie Basho - "Wine Song"
Carpenter Brut - "Le Perv"
KAS:ST - "Hell on Earth"
Cybotron - "Cosmic Cars"
Walter Brennan - "Old Rivers"
Willie Watson - "Stew Ball"