Mister Five by Five

"Mister Five by Five" is a song broadcast on Appalachia Radio in Fallout 76. The song was released in 1942 by Capitol Records. Freddie Slack and his Orchestra provided the music while Ella Mae Morse provided the accompanying vocal performance with a cameo from Johnny Mercer.
==Lyrics==
Well, twirl my turban, man alive!
Here comes Mister Five by Five
He's one of those big fat bouncing boys
Solid avoirdupois!
Mister Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
He don't measure no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side
Mister Five by Five
Got fifteen chins and a line of jive
He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat
He be Mister Five by Five
That man
Can really jump it for a fat man
The only trouble is there's no way of knowin'
Whether he's comin' or, or goin'
Mister Five by Five
He's slightly plump on his mother's side
He don't shake it no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side
That man (my, my!)
Can really jump it for a fat man (fat man!)
Boys, the trouble is there's no way of knowin'
Whether he's comin' or, or goin'
Mister Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
He don't measure no more from head to toe
Than he do 
From side to side 
Mister Five by Five
==Video==
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Category:Fallout 76 songs
Category:Appalachia Radio songs