HaydenCoolBoi

HaydenCoolBoi is the current leader of Memelords 5, that joined June 9th, 2020 during The Drewsades. Hayden is generally known for being funny, and sometimes obnoxious. Having been involved in several controversies both on, and outside of CitiesWar regarding his extremely deep voice, his mannerisms, and rivalries with other players, aside from this the reason he is hated is seemingly unknown, similarly to someone like Megamind. In recent times he has been quite underestimated, having captured the capitals of several Big ALLiances. He is also known for his YouTube channel, also named HaydenCoolBoi, which he posts chess videos on, due to this, he is also known as the best chess player on CW. He is more popular among chill, non-competitive players.
== History ==
=== The Beginning ===
Hayden joined on June 9th, 2020. During this time he did not know Jack shit about what he was doing and got soft locked. On June 12th he made a new account, that same day, he created Memelords, an alliance based off of meming and having fun. Hayden tried desperately to recruit new players, specifically Alau, as they also joined June 12th. On June 14th, he joined The Invaders. June 15th (his last day, before he quit) he attacked Damascus and won. On July 23rd, he came back and he found this stupid big blob of yellow in his way (New Dawn). He later made a Second version of the Memelords, this time as an anti-New Dawn alliance, but it didn't get far and on July 29th he quit again.
===Coming Back===
On September 14th, he came back again, only to see an even stupider big blob of cyan in his way (Aurora Mare). For 4 days, he spent waiting like 10 hours for his armies to get to cities in Europe. On September 18th, he joined Sticklandia (Because FamousPlan got the highest score in the Kahoot). During this time he fought in the Stick war and took down Cascadia's border once. By October, he was starting to think about leaving Sticklandia, because of how much his cities got attacked. Finally 1 month, 1 day after he joined Sticklandia on October 19th, he left and joined NCR, that only lasted until October 24th though, because NCR died. On October 25th, he joined The Underworld with The Eye, and 3 days later, he left because it was lame. Finally on October 28th, he joined Cascadia, He got Kicked from the alliance on November 3rd Due to Neko's Interference. For another 18 days, he tried making his own alliance to no avail. On November 22nd, he joined YSSR, Which Unfortunately Collapsed on November 26th.
===Making Friends===
On November 27th, Hayden joined CC with ReedyTurnip and Toilet Leader, He would now finally stay in an alliance for more than a week. The start of CC was rough, but with the help of the Christmas Truce, they made territory on December 8th, however on December 12th, xXNekoXx and Rawr joined. Everyone was arguing about who should be leader for the time being. Things almost stated to slow down, but when BigALL joined, a vote happened. Since there were only 6-7 people voting and it was a plurality vote and there were 4 people running, it didn't go well and on December 13th, CC Died. From the 14th to the 19th of December, Hayden was in The Beliebers until he left and camp jumped to turkey. He wouldn't return to North America for almost 3 years after this! He was in W.D.P for a brief period from the 20th to the 22nd. On the 23rd Hayden joined U.E.R. On February 16th, Hayden was voted as the most underrated player by the community. Sometime around Mid to Late February, after Hayden left U.E.R, He along with Reedy and Lukasz Joniak 1 Formed The Warsaw Pact. Not much is known about the alliance but it did manage to get territory around Modern-day Lechii.
==== Notable Events ====
# Around February of 2021, HaydenCoolBoi and Baxter49 started the race to 10,000,000. A race between U.E.R and Cascadia, to achieve 10,000,000 Value first. U.E.R won by a few hours by taking Miami.
# Somewhere in early-to-mid 2021, HaydenCoolBoi achieved possibly the highest Value ever by a player up until that point, with a staggering 20 million value!
===The Semi-Active Period===
On March 27th Hayden joined GUMS and 5 days later, on April 1st he joined V, on April 13th he left because of the looming debt issue and joined Yaostria. Only 3 days later, Yaostria broke up and everyone joined Europa. From April 16th to April 19th, he was in HRE with Ultimate Meow, the alliance collapsed shortly after. From April 21st to September 12th, he was in Europa. He had been building up for a while, so he had lots of atk and def by that point. Hayden as of Summer 2021 is level 12 with 25 conquered top cities.
===The new age===
On September 12th, Albion (Europa) has fallen and Hayden would join a new alliance. On September 25th, Hayden joined willy's fan, this was short lived, as a day later, he made Willy's Balkans, which grew to 4 million value and 1.2 million km2 territory, at its peak. On the Fourth of October, Willy's fan run by Ultimate Meow, Willy's Balkans run by HaydenCoolBoi, and The Covenant run by Neko all merged to reform U.E.R. It went pretty shaky, however 501st Legion declared war on U.E.R on October 6th, 2021 after taking their capital, however a ceasefire was agreed Apon shortly after, U.E.R gained many European cities, like Budapest and Florence. On the 9th of October, the same thing happened with Sticklandia. On the 12th Of October, Neko quit cities war for and gave leadership to Hayden, which made since as he was the leader of the larger alliance coming into the merge. In This period came a lot of leader changes, on October 22nd, Ultimate Meow Became the leader, then on the 23rd gave leadership to Reedy, then BigALL took leadership on the 27th.
Soon, On October 30th the election came, after some absolute tomfoolery, BigALL won on November 1st, but shortly after, he decided to leave, leaving Reedy in charge, but then everyone left within a couple months.
===Foraging a new path===
On January 2nd, 2022 Hayden decided to make a new alliance, called Willy's Balkans 2, this wasn't as successful and only lasted 2 days, with a max of 2 mil value and 120k area before splitting in 2: Major Bohemie, and XXXfamfans with the ladder being more successful, it reached 4.35 mil value, but never got any land, and MB, which is the one Hayden Joined along with Ultimate Meow and Lukasz Joniak only got to 2.2 mil with no territory, and on January 10th, it collapsed. On January 17th, he made Memelords (2) which was located in Greece, but he forgot about it for 2 days, until the 19th, then he made territory already having 3 members. On the 21st of January, it would have 6 members and over 700,000 value and 120,000 area.
=== Coming Back 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
He was inactive for a while, but soon he joined alliances such as Cummitment Sands in June-July 2022, and Juraj Slafkovsky in August 2022, on The 24th of September, he joined East Germany, On November 10th, 2022 after E.G died, HaydenCoolBoi wanted a taste of freedom, so he made MEMELORDS 3. On November 15th, it had 650,000+ value and 35,000+ area and is EPIC, it neighbored Lechii, whose co-leader Europep, let Hayden keep his territory, as if he didn't, Hayden would've destroyed Lechii with his max armies. On September 18th, Memelords was forced to move to Africa, and renamed to Memelords 4, tensions arose between it and Miners of Africa, until...
==== The Memelords-Miners of Africa War ====
On November 21st, at about 8 PM USET, Memelords 4 declared war on Miners of Africa, after MOA attacked their cities, HaydenCoolBoi quickly took the cities of Yaoundé and Libreville. After this, Member Rolly left Memelords to spy. In the next couple of days, HaydenCoolBoi would take several more cities, specifically from jonh, because jonh attacked him multiple times before, and Hayden easily crushed the alliances Puny Armies of ~5-50k def. After more attacking and getting medals, MOA surrenders on November 23rd, at 3:44 PM USET, In the war, Memelords 4 lost 1 City, going from 19 to 18, and MOA lost 6, Going from 38 to 32.
=== As a Lechiite ===
After this war ended, Memelords sent a spy into MOA, to see their cap and start another war, but then Memelords and MOA formed a alliance, so this didn't work. In Mid-January 2023 Hayden joined it's former neighbor Lechii, and as of July 25th, this is where he is. Hayden probably "quited" (seriously Europep, "QUITED"???) and now he is hibernating inside Lechii. We hope, someday he returns and do some things. In Late-August 2023, He Has Returned and Is Doing things, mainly helping his friend, Rolly, get a powerful alliance in the noob server, he also helped somewhat in the Lechii-EA War before Euro Ascendancy Surrendered Around Midnight on August 29th. Literally 1 Hour later, EA started the war again, it had been going back and forth, but HaydenCoolBoi has taken key cities such as Berlin, Kyiv, Zurich, HaydenCoolBoi also took Pripyat from USSA and Set Taxes to 0, doing everyone a favor.
==== Lechii-EA War ====
On August 20th, Lukasz Joniak 1 Decided to attack EA after EA attempted to forcefully integrate Lechii into itself, This started a war between the 2 alliances, EA then popped lechii and took their capital, On the 25th of August, HaydenCoolBoi came back to citieswar and after the borders were put down on the 26th, slammed Zurich with 400k atk. EA borders were put back on August 30th and Hayden stated building attack, after September 2nd when he reached 1 mil he started hyping up a counterattack in WC, there were some minor setbacks to this attack though, as Lukasz and shwin lived in very different time zones to Hayden. On September 8th, shwin got his army stuck in one of EA's cities inside their territory, Hayden was on at the time and when shwin asked Hayden to nuke the city, Hayden was like "lets just kill ea now" Shwin popped at Warsaw and soon after Hayden swept every german city whilst Shwin got France and Spain, Shwin assumed the capital was Barcelona, but that was a big mistake as Barcelona was a border city and defended with 1.1 mil, Hayden told shwin cap was Frankfurt and Shwin took cap as Hayden didn't have quite enough attack, in the end EA lost every city and Shwin and Hayden were labeled lechii heroes.
=== Attempting China Civilization (Yellow River Valley) ===
On September 21st, 2023, Hayden Moved his camp for the first time in 9 Months, to China. He would attempt to get the most difficult civilization to obtain shortly after the fall of the Chinese alliance New Genesis which left many cities open, he was quickly able to get the first 8 core cities, but Beijing and Xuzhou proved to be an issue, Xuzhou was a highly contested city and was attacked multiple times, and Beijing was controlled by a member of The Sakura Pact, thankfully though they allow people to have Beijing for 24 hours for civ, as of September 26th, He had 8/10 Cores and 61/110 Cities. On September 27th, he was able to get Beijing from tophatbc and had 93/110 cities. He quit after the 28th tho when he had 108/110 tops and 9/10 cores, after this he left lechii to join Africa-Arabia on October 1st.
=== Joining AA ===
On The first of October, HaydenCoolBoi joined the alliance Africa-Arabia. His time in the alliance wasn't eventful, however. He started Attacking EA again on the Ninth of October and Popped the border on accident, over the next couple weeks he would keep popping and capping them until the 22nd of October when he Capped them for the last time, and they wouldn't make territory again. Also on the 22nd of October, the AA election would begin, and Hayden would win this election with 18 of 48 votes, however on the 24th of October, Hayden left AA temporarily to "Get the bag" as he says...
=== Getting the Bag ===
On the 24th of October, Hayden left AA temporarily to "Get the bag". What does this mean? Hayden made his own alliance called "Hayden's Bank" and started buying gold and getting it from dead players. During this time period he started plotting to attack NSTC sometime in November or Early December. On the 27th of October, he announced his Resignation from AA presidency and gave it back to OG Africa. He has also teamed up with a currently anonymous person to take down NSTC (And possibly someone else) with.
=== Top Gum War (And some T.R war) ===
Hayden Noticed that all of his remaining tops were located in North/South America, so he camp jumps there and Starts Blasting Everybody, Immediately he takes Washington D.C from BigALL Getting his second Monument, then about a week later after much hyping and preparation, StruckG.U.M.S with everything he had, The border at Mexico City fell after calculating its defense to be 3.26 Million, however it turned out to actually be 3.58 Million, The capital city, Dallas was much easier to take down only having 1.82 Million Defense, these were his Third and Fourth Monuments, now to Finally get a 1.0 Monument Ratio with 5 Monuments, James Jones Tips Hayden off that Rio de Janeiro with 2.08 Million Defense is The capital of The Resistance, Hayden Barely has enough attack and he takes it getting his Fifth monument and the capital of The Resistance.
City: 	Attacker: 	Troops Lost:	Equipment Lost: 	Defender: 	Troops Lost:	Equipment Lost: 	Outcome:
Washington D.C	HaydenCoolBoi	3,040 	Abrams M1A2:760 	BigALL 	4,941 	Merkava:1250 	Victory
Mexico City 	HaydenCoolBoi	4,897 	Abrams M1A2:1250	Overcooked_Muffin	3,376 	Challenger 2:844 	Muffin Holds
Mexico City 	HaydenCoolBoi	1,700 	Abrams M1A2:425 	Overcooked_Muffin	1,542 	Challenger 2:391 	Victory
Dallas 	HaydenCoolBoi	3,408 	Abrams M1A2:852 	Overcooked_Muffin	4,923 	M109:1665 	Victory
Rio de Janeiro	HaydenCoolBoi	2,840 	Abrams M1A2:710 	AzizAtwar 	4,820 	Challenger 2:1250	Victory
Losses in the Top Gum war (Full Version)
Weapons 	Amount Hayden Lost	Cost (Gold)	Amount Muffin/Aziz/Big Lost	Cost (Gold)	Total Amount Lost	Total Gold Lost
Abrams M1A2 	3,997 	5,442,315 	0 	0 	3,997 	4,407,499
M109 	0 	0 	1,665 	1,456,292 	1,665 	1,456,292
Challenger 2	0 	0 	2,485 	3,287,904 	2,485 	3,287,904
Merkava 	0 	0 	1,250 	1,413,813 	1,250 	1,413,813
Troops 	16,453 	493,590 	19,602 	588,060 	36,055 	1,081,650
Total 	3,997 + 16,453 	5,935,905 	5,400 + 19,602 	6,746,069 	8,637 + 36,055 	12,681,974
=== Memelords 5 Era ===
On November 17th, 2023, exactly 1 year after Memelords 4 was created, HaydenCoolBoi made Memelords 5, so far it hasnt done much other than him enacting Plan T a couple times, to learn more go here at the bottom. After this and from November 21st on Hayden Occasionally makes territory, mostly for after Taking the cap of another alliance, which is usually Euro Ascendancy. During this time he got a couple more monuments bringing his total up to 7, one of them while he popped EA. 
== Achievements in the game and participation in wars ==
=== Alliances ===
HaydenCoolBoi has been in 30 different alliances (Technically 65 but we don't talk about that), 9 of which he lead, of those he lead, 5, Possible 6 soon were at least moderately successful, and 3, Possibly 4 soon, became a regional power for a time.
The first successful one he lead was Willy's Balkans, which started after Ultimate Meow told Hayden to go to the Balkans to make a colony of Willy's Fan, it Began on September 26th, soon after 2 others joined and so territory was made for it. It had a quite stable existence, reaching 4.2 Million Value and 1.2 Million km2. This was short lived however, as On October 2nd/3rd, Meow and Neko Forced Hayden to Merge with them to reform U.E.R
On October 12th, 2021, after WB Merged with UER, he became the leader of the alliance for just 10 days before Ultimate Meow took it, shortly thereafter He won the UER Election on November 1st, but due to corruption BigALL kept leadership. During the Period in which Hayden was the Leader, UER made a recovery from the war with sticklandia and really became a great power at the time.
Willy's Balkans 2 was less successful, while it did get land on January 3rd, 2022, it only lasted a mere 4 days until Splitting in twain.
Memelords 2 was a bit better lasting about a full week. It was located exclusively in Greece so that Hayden could achieve Autokrator, but the goal didn't come to fruition and it collapsed sometime around January 25th, 2022
Memelords 3 and 4 are the most successful alliances Hayden Made, its too much to explain here, so instead go to Memelords 4
Memelords 5 Beta was Made on October 31st, 2023 as a beta version of Memelords 5, Although it hasnt gotten territory, in this alliance Hayden has taken the capital of Olethros (Currently Pr), G.U.M.S, and The Resistance.
Memelords 5 was finally released on November 17th, 2023, its pretty cool this is its first territory
=== Wars ===
Hayden has been in 10 wars, these are:
Name 	Severity 	Cause 	Date Started 	Date Ended 	Result 	Hayden's Contrib/Total Attack Used
First Sticklandia-Cascadia War	Total War 7/10 	Ask Famous 	September 27th, 2020	October 19th, 2020 	Victory 	~200,000/1,000,000
CC-Resistance Skirmishes 	Skirmishing 3/10 	Farming 	November 27th, 2020 	December 8th, 2020 	Christmas Truce	~80,000/150,000
CCivil War 	Internal Conflict 4/10 	Election Controversy 	December 12th, 2020 	December 13th, 2020	CC Collapse 	0
U.E.R-501st Leigon Skirmishes 	Skirmishing 4/10 	Fake U.E.R Controversy 	October 6th, 2021 	October 9th, 2021 	Ceasefire 	~40,000/180,000
2nd U.E.R-Sticklandia War 	Capitals Taken 5/10 	Fake U.E.R Controversy 	October 10th, 2021 	October 11th, 2021 	Slight Victory 	~50,000/200,000
Memelords 3-Lechii Skirmishes 	Skirmishing 2/10 	Territorial Dispute 	November 12th, 2022 	November 17th, 2022	Inconclusive 	~30,000/30,000
Memelords-Miners Of Africa War	Total War 6/10 	Territorial Dispute/Provacation 	November 21st, 2022 	November 23rd, 2022	Victory 	~250,000/250,000
Memelords-Terciero War 	The Endgame 11/10 	The Endgame 	November 27th, 2022 	December 16th, 2022	Game Crash 	~93,000,000/162,000,000
Lechii-EA War 	Total War 8/10 	Forceful Merge/Lukasz wanting blood	August 20th, 2023 	September 9th, 2023	Victory 	~1,900,000/5,500,000
Hayden-EA Skirmishes 	Occasional Capping 5/10	Gems 	October 9th, 2023 	Ongoing 	Victory/Ongoing	~5,000,000/5,000,000
Top Gum War 	Total War 9/10 	Needing Tops/Prestige 	November 6th, 2023 	November 15th, 2023	Victory 	~10,000,000/13,000,000
Total War Record: 6-5-0
=== Fast Building ===
After Hayden left AA on the 24th, He built 503 Abrams filled with troops that day, 747 the Next Day, and 503 Again after that. As of October 30th Hayden is currently making 200-300 Abrams/Day which is one max every 4.5-6 Days!
=== Monuments ===
Hayden's First Monument was in Cairo During the Top cities tournament on November 4th, 2023. He took the city with an estimated ~550-650k Attack
Hayden's Second Monument was in Washington D.C After he moved to America on November 6th, 2023. he killed Approximately 1,440,000 Killing a full Merkava max
Hayden's Third Monument was in G.U.M.S border Mexico City on November 13th, 2023. The City had a whopping 3,580,000 defense in it!
His Fourth was In Dallas on November 13th, 2023. This was the capital of G.U.M.S, and was 1,820,000 def
His Fifth Monument was On November 14th, 2023 after he moved to South America to take the Capital of TR which was Rio de Janeiro, and he did and it was the biggest single battle yet at 2,080,000 def!
His Sixth Monument was On November 28th During the Top Cities Tournament, He took Athens from TostOS With ~626,000 Atk
His Seventh Monument was on December 17th when he Popped EA's Border at Zurich and destroyed ~1,380,000 Defense!
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