Gamatoto Expedition/Log Messages

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was captured 
discovered a lost city 
ate food off the ground 
got lost in thought 
was beaten to a pulp 
built their dream home 
ran out of breath 
was permenantly disturbed 
confronted their worst fear 
caught an incurable disease 
was rejected 
followed their true passion 
picked some flowers 
felt itchy 
celebrated their birthday 
was groped 
got a bag of candy 
delivered a powerful speech 
had to use the toilet 
went golfing with the boss 
exploded 
took a new job 
learned they were adopted 
was sold life insurance 
got trampled 
just couldn't take it 
had a quiet family dinner 
grew wings and flew away 
laughed out loud 
went all in on a bet 
made a bad investment 
cried until they laughed 
felt shy 
felt like moving to Canada 
broke a sacred vow 
decided to sue 
took a naughty photo 
met their biological father 
impressed their longtime hero 
nearly died of shame 
took a new identity 
was arrested 
felt some relief 
inspired an anime series 
got deported 
made a police report 
was reported to the police 
really messed up 
was put under house arrest 
learned the meaning of life 
went delightfully mad 
went on a rampage 
went bankrupt 
awoke with a start 
ate the best burger ever 
did an amazing cartwheel 
drank too much 
reached enlightenment 
mastered the somersault 
founded a charity 
got caught poaching 
resisted arrest 
felt deeply nostalgic 
developed six-pack abs 
got challenged to a duel 
got bit by a mouse 
felt seriously hungry 
saw something suspicious 
wept furiously 
went on a bender 
revealed a conspiracy 
littered, then felt bad 
trembled in fear 
realized the horror of war 
was reborn 
nodded off for a moment 
repeated the question 
saw a spooky ghost 
missed Mom's cooking 
became a vegetarian 
steeled their resolve 
leaked a scandal 
fell in love 
made a real mess 
danced 'til they dropped 
felt sweaty 
finished their dissertation 
ate nothing but cabbage 
fought for world peace 
knew true heartbreak 
burned their tongue 
yawned 
became confused 
got stalked 
threw away some old undies 
pretended to work hard 
hummed quietly 
lost consciousness 
nearly choked to death 
finally got it together 
bought too many donuts 
fed some ducks 
stole candy from a baby 
suspected their best friend 
geeked out 
stole a pen 
got food poisoning 
was truly miserable 
worked a part time job 
decided to take a day off 
discovered a dark secret 
attended a conference 
was playing god 
sent the wrong text to HER 
avoided eye contact 
made a fool of themselves 
brushed his teeth 
worried about going bald 
entered a parallel universe 
realized his destiny 
was hit on by a stranger 
predicted the future 
couldn't sleep 
played hide and seek 
borrowed a hotel towel 
visited Grandma 
avoided a rainstorm 
found a weird growth 
glowed with pride 
snapped out of it 
ate a burnt cookie 
was completely deluded 
dropped their ice cream 
shaved his legs 
got an amazing hug 
hit a home run 
smushed a weird bug 
tore up a love letter 
broke a world record 
had their identity stolen 
stayed up all night 
escaped captivity 
received their first kiss 
regretted their wasted youth 
treated themselves 
scraped their knee 
bought a new suit 
lost their temper 
felt confident 
was shipwrecked 
hoped for the best 
got a tattoo 
learned something new 
watched TV all night 
thought You Only Live Once 
double-dipped 
had a terrible migraine 
had just about enough 
lost their house key 
joined in on a strange ritual 
found a pretty blue bird 
squealed with joy 
gave it all up for love 
laughed until they cried 
read a great book 
drew a comic 
thought they might die 
bought a condo 
nearly drowned 
wished they could play piano 
defeated a supreme evil 
drank some bad milk 
felt old for the first time 
picked their nose 
bought a toupee 
got pickpocketed 
joined a secret society 
enjoyed some hot soup 
bought a puppy 
couldn't find a toilet 
swore vengeance 
couldn't find their wallet 
almost won the election 
forgot why they were angry 
smelled something stinky 
was filled with regret 
couldn't get rid of hiccups 
stepped in something gross 
folded 1000 origami cranes 
turned their life around 
trusted their instincts 
was taken to the hospital 
got knocked out 
started a riot 
took all the blame 
met their soulmate 
laughed at the worst time 
repaid a lifelong debt 
caught the real criminal 
tried to look dangerous 
forgot where they were going 
stuck a pen up their nose 
refused to pay sales tax 
bought some cheap cologne 
stared down a hungry tiger 
ruled the mosh pit 
did a sick wheelie 
refused to sell out 
found their high-school blog 
created homemade BBQ sauce 
completely flipped out 
burped 
learned to juggle 
joined an acapella group 
shed a single tear 
flipped a table 
kept picking their nose 
lost a tooth 
admired their own booty 
drooled just a little 
fought off a dozen pirates 
came back from the dead 
recovered the ring of power 
made a pact with a wizard 
swore off gluten 
finally spoke up 
got a phone number 
got chased by the KGB 
skydived to safety 
was really just joking 
wasn't impressed 
shot only three-pointers 
published a zine 
camped the spawn point 
blew a big bubble	
with a Hippoe.
after being taken hostage.
in Beverly Hills.
in a bug-infested jungle.
on a skyscraper's roof!
inside an ancient tomb.
during a double typhoon.
at a run-down theme park.
at the unemployment office.
in the 9th circle of Hell.
on the Champs Elysee.
at a 24-hour diner.
with a mysterious stranger.
during a family reunion.
with a childhood friend.
with a wandering hobo.
with the Cat God.
with an obnoxious neighbor.
with their crush from school.
during a blind date.
during a vision quest.
while filling out paperwork.
with Teacher Bun-Bun.
while in prison.
while falling from 30,000ft.
at a mall food court.
while stuck in traffic.
during a self-help course.
while making a cute face.
at a posh nightclub.
in an underground vault.
while lost in the forest.
at the Hospital ICU.
with Sexy Legs Cat.
thanks to Camelle.
with Doge.
due to heartbreak.
due to heatstroke.
with a lewd kappa.
at a Maid Café.
at a friend's wedding.
at a death metal show.
after meeting Moneko.
at the scene of the crime.
inside a public toilet.
on a city bus.
at a condemned warehouse.
while picking a lock.
because of the Illuminati.
thanks to a pyramid scheme.
at a scummy dive bar.
at their parents' basement.
at a Broadway show.
at a speed-dating party.
during his school reunion.
under the cherry blossoms.
at his retirement party.
after making a 3-point shot.
on the first day of school.
and realized they're not a Cat.
at a Las Vegas casino.
at the airport.
at a hidden library.
at a Milanese café.
during a daring heist.
at a Texas rodeo.
at the World Cup.
at the top of Mt. Fuji.
at Bondi Beach.
after a failed one-liner.
at the Parthenon.
while eating a TV dinner.
during a hockey game.
after joining the army.
with their secret admirer.
with the kid from next door.
thanks to the school bully.
while relaxing in the shade.
while climbing the Swiss Alps.
during a massive earthquake.
after winning the Iditarod.
during a press conference.
at a shareholder's meeting.
after an awkward breakup.
while enduring intense pain.
at a three-star restaurant.
while on the verge of death.
in the Chamber of Secrets.
while still in kindergarten.
during a sudden blizzard.
after unexpected betrayal!
while flying a helicopter.
under a cloudless sky.
after losing their tour group.
at the toy store.
while riding a unicycle.
at airport security.
at a child's birthday party.
in the middle of Mumbai.
on vacation in Bali.
next to their father-in-law.
in a bamboo grove.
at a crowded street bazaar.
at a fast-food restaurant.
after eating discount sushi.
at a hot-spring resort.
while in the car.
while watching the clock.
after getting to Heaven.
at the baggage claim.
in the desert.
in a blinding white void.
while firing the Cat Cannon.
on the edge of a cliff.
during the end credits.
at the center of the Earth.
at an office birthday party.
after checking their email.
in the name of science.
at the Rat Kingdom.
at an abandoned hospital.
on an Alaskan fishing boat.
with a famous actress.
on a sinking ship.
in front of their scary boss.
after winning "Best Actor".
while looking at the stars.
with the school principal.
at Yankee Stadium.
during a penalty kick.
at a kebab stand.
at the hair salon.
during a job interview.
with the school nurse.
at senior prom.
with a car salesman.
with a wise old hermit.
at the Tree of Legend.
during interrogation.
at a local flea market.
during Carnival.
without understanding why.
in a gated community.
in front of the mirror.
in an unmarked black sedan.
in the gym sauna.
in the women's locker room.
while hiding in the attic.
during a beautiful sunset.
at the movie theater.
at football team tryouts.
in a dirty taxicab.
at the Cat Base.
with a bicycle thief.
while hiding in a dumpster.
while in the bath.
at a frozen lake.
at the Cyber Academy.
while stuck in Purgatory.
with B-list actor.
after duelling with a Vajira.
in the Enemy Base.
with a teacup in one hand.
while writing a love letter.
at Nyarvard University.
in Jizo's Moving Castle.
in Mekako's workshop.
at [CLASSIFIED].
at Silicon Valley.
at his piano recital.
at the doctor's office.
on an aircraft carrier.
at his ancestor's grave.
during yoga class.
due to family circumstances.
on a packed train in summer.
trying to catch a bird.
as he watched a sad TV show.
during a thrilling chase.
after suffering vertigo.
after appearing on TV.
while interviewing experts.
after Mom yelled at him.
after joining a boy band.
at an Arctic Research Base.
while leading a revolution.
with a chupacabra.
in a moment of desperation.
after losing a title fight.
after studying all night.
while out with Grandpa.
after dropping their wallet.
while texting and driving.
after a romantic proposal.
after a round of karaoke.
after a deep trauma.
at a busy pizza parlor.
during a part-time job.
during final exams.
at the base of Taipei 101.
on a boat to Singapore.
on the street in Manila.
when Sir Seal attacked!
while making casserole.
while being buried alive.
after getting a bad cramp.
while flailing their arms wildly.
after gaining mutant powers.
while under anaesthesia.
during a slumber party.
while wearing a cute skirt.
on Leg Day.
in a ninja village.
during an exorcism.
after writing their memoirs.
with a feisty old guy.
at the bus stop.
during a game of dodgeball.
after losing their tail.
while dreaming of Senpai.
after a 72-hour TV binge.
after eating a whole cake.
while riding an alligator.
on the last day of summer.
during a power outage.
after brain surgery.
at the dollar store.