Deadpool and Wolverine's Good News and Bad News

Deadpool and Wolverine's Good News and Bad News is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to good news and bad news, such as good news of Deadpool 3 being pushed up to May 3, 2024 and bad news such as various Disney films such as the ones from Marvel and 20th Century Studios being pushed back. It was released on June 27, 2023.
==Characters==
*Deadpool
*Wolverine
==Transcript==
(In a house, Deadpool and Wolverine are sitting on a sofa with the camera on and a laptop on the table to talk about some movie topics with good news and bad news)
*Deadpool: Hello fans. Deadpool's here with my best bud and arch nemesis Wolverine.
*Wolverine: How it's going?
*Deadpool: Good. Today we're going to be talking about some latest movie news and what is going on around Hollywood.
*Wolverine: Hollywood never care for their workers and just care about themselves with the consumers.
*Deadpool: Oh come on. They worked hard to make these big pictures go on the big screen to make some money.
*Wolverine: Even Marvel used to do that when Avengers: Infinity War and Endgame came out in 2018 and 2019.
*Deadpool: Well, that's the good old days in the past for ya. *watch the news on the laptop* Recently, we have been hearing about the 2023 Writers Guild of America strike going on and delaying many of the film and show productions of every project due to many actors and people who work on these productions participating in the strike.
*Wolverine: Give us a break. All these people who work on these productions deserve better pay.
*Deadpool: We're very lucky that Deadpool 3 didn't get affected by this. My actor Ryan Reynolds was not allowed to contribute to the script during filming, as he had done during the previous two films, in compliance with the strike rules. Like come on! Every movie got to have reshoots and what they have scheduled during the time of filming!
*Wolverine: They better not screw up the movie like what happen to my movie X-Men Origins: Wolverine, or else! *reveal his claws*
*Deadpool: I wouldn't be surprised watching another bad Marvel movie than The New Mutants. But we have some good news to tell regarding on the production of Deadpool 3.
*Wolverine: What about it with Marvel Studios?
*Deadpool: Good news X-Men fans! Marvel Studios announced that Deadpool 3 has been pushed up to May 3, 2024 which means, we are going to see my new movie super duper early in late Spring! *cheer* Woo!
*Wolverine: Alright! No more waiting and breaking our tables when the movie was suppose to be released on September 6, 2024, and on November 8, 2024.
*Deadpool: November 8, 2024 is even worse. Let Kevin Feige forget about that.
*Wolverine: Oh brother. We're a year away for the return of the mutants and X-Men in a MCU movie before they can show up in the main universe in a future film after the Multiverse Saga.
*Deadpool: But! We got some bad news to tell regarding on the upcoming releases of Marvel Studios!
*Wolverine: *facepalm* Not this crap again. I swear if Deadpool 3 get delayed again, I will go berserk!
*Deadpool: No worries Wolverine. No one is touching our movie for the MCU. It is sad to say that most of the new MCU projects are getting delayed due to the writer's strike.
*Wolverine: *slam table* Oh come on! We have been waiting to watch these movies for like a year!
*Deadpool: The new Captain America film with Falcon, the new Captain America come out in July 26, 2024. The Thunderbolts got pushed back to December 20, 2024. And the Blade reboot got delayed to February 14, 2025.
*Wolverine: That's on a freaking Valentine's day. What about the Fantastic Four? Is their new movie come out on the same day too?
*Deadpool: Sorry bud. *upset* Fantastic Four got pushed back to May 2, 2025 which was the original release date for Avengers: The Kang Dynasty which got pushed back to May 1, 2026, making Secret Wars be pushed back to May 7, 2027.
*Wolverine: This sucks! Now we have to wait for more years to join Secret Wars and fight all the Kang variants?!
*Deadpool: Oh, many production of the Marvel TV shows like Daredevil: Born Again are shutting down due to the strike.
*Wolverine: Great. Now I have to wait more years for Daredevil to show up on the small screen again after appearing in a She-Hulk show.
*Deadpool: Suddenly, 20th Century Studios have pushed back most of their films with Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes staying in its release date, a new Alien movie got dated to August 16, 2024, The Amateur got our previous release date in November 8, 2024 and the new Avatar movies got pushed back too!
*Wolverine: Who want these movies?! They are like three hours long and I'll rather watch paint dry than sitting my butt for three hours in a theater!
*Deadpool: For god sakes Wolverine, let James Cameron do what he do best! They got pushed back with a third film in 2025, a fourth film in 2029 and a fifth film in 2031!
*Wolverine: I'll be a old man at that time as the Logan movie from 2017.
*Deadpool: What is going on with movies being delayed lately when they're almost time for release, but to give more time to release the films better?!
*Wolverine: They need more time to work than facing a decline like what happen with Phase Four of the MCU.
*Deadpool: And for Disney. Nothing much. They're releasing remakes of Snow White and Lilo and Stitch and no one give a crap. They got a Lion King prequel with Mufasa in July 5, 2024 and Moana is getting a live-action remake in June 27, 2025.
*Wolverine: A Moana remake?! Nine years after the original animated movie came out in 2016? Give us a f**king break!
*Deadpool: No one can feel the magic on these live-action remakes since people hated these remakes that Disney always offer to them that nobody even asked for in the first place!
*Wolverine: Well it's their own f**king fault that they are wasting the talent and killing the magic on what make these animated films so beloved.
*Deadpool: Disney is just being Disney and will always be. For money!
*Wolverine: Marvel can make better money than the house of mouse.
*Deadpool: Afterwards, Disney got undated films from 2023 to 2026.
*Wolverine: No one is even gonna watch these, but the Marvel ones and we're f**king done with it.
*Deadpool: Oh well. That's all the good news and bad news to inform about the upcoming Disney releases. The writer's strike pushed every back all because of a protest!
*Wolverine: At least, we're getting Deadpool 3 early in May 3, 2024.
*Deadpool: Uh huh. This is Deadpool signing off. *wave* Bye.
*Wolverine: And for you Disney. *hold up one claw to act like a middle finger*
*Deadpool: Come on Wolverine. Show some respect to the filmmakers.
*Wolverine: Nah. You like it. *click a finger*
THE END
DEADPOOL 3 IS NOW PUSHED UP TO MAY 3, 2024
==Trivia==
*The short is based on the Deadpool Update and Part Hugh videos regarding on the announcement of Deadpool 3.
**Unlike the two videos which included actors like Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman, fictional characters are used in the story like Deadpool and Wolverine.
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