Patrick's Fan Mail (17)

Patrick's Fan Mail #17 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick goes into his rock and sees that there are cameras everywhere.)
Patrick: (gulps) Time to answer a fan letter, I guess.
(A folded letter goes through a slot in Patrick's rock.)
Patrick: That's new.
(Patrick opens the letter and reads.)
Dear Patrick,
Please don't slam the door on me when I say I love you!
-NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD!!!!!
Patrick: Well, NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD!!!!!, I can't slam the door on you, because there's no door to slam. Unfortunately, I do not reciprocate your feelings. I'm still getting over the death of my beautiful lamp. (takes out a picture of the lamp) Oh, how I miss you.
(Monty P. Moneybags and the waiter are watching Patrick from a surveillance room.)
Monty P. Moneybags: Well, this is disturbing.
Waiter: I'll say.
Monty P. Moneybags: Wanna get some popcorn?
Waiter: Sure!
(Monty P. Moneybags and the waiter leave the surveillance room.)
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