What I Like About Jews

"What I Like About Jews" is a parody of The Romantics' "What I Like About You".
==Lyrics==
Hey, L'Chaim!
Hey, Mazel Tov!
What I like about Jews, they know the law
Talkin' 'bout hearsay, DNA, and some questions they withdraw, yeah
Trying to win my case with their shpiel.
But if at first they fail, they'll file for appeal, yes it's true
That's what I like about Jews
What I like about Jews, they really know how to save
Going to Wal-Mart, K-Mart, even Rite-Aid's "Dollar Days", yeah
Red tag, blue light, bargain blitz
save a lot of cash then go take a shvitz, yes it's true
That's what I like about Jews
That's what I like about Jews
That's what I like about Jews
That's what I like about Jews
Oy!
What I like about Jews, I like the things they say.
Talking like 'chutzpah', 'hannukah', that last one is a holiday, yeah
They spin 'dreidels' and 'nosh matzah',
After this, they'll prob'ly call me 'meshugge', but it's true
That's what I like about Jews
That's what I like about Jews
That's what I like about Jews
That's what I like about Jews (whispered)
That's what I like about Jews (whispered)
That's what I like about Jews (whispered)
That's what I like about Jews (whispered)
Hey, L'Chaim! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! 
Hey, Mazel Tov!
Hey, Shalom!
Category:Parodies