A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again/Quotes

:Homer: Choke on my numb blue hands! (attempts to strangle Bart but fails) Oh... what the...
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:Bart: Mom! Dad! I woke up and the money jar was full! That means the Devil accepted my bargain. Now to uphold my end of the deal. (turns and brandishes a kitchen knife) Snowball II!
:Marge: (Puts her hand on his shoulder) No!
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:Bart: But where does the ship stop again?
:Homer: I don't know. A lot of barefoot kids kicking soccer balls, shell necklaces, they really hit the poverty nicely.
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:Lisa: It's so diverse! I've died and gone to a PBS KIDS' show!
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:Homer: Bart's been raptured! And his crap's been craptured!
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:Homer: Thanks to you, we're having fun. Before-we-had-kids fun!
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:Bart: There is no virus, I made the whole thing up!
:Lifeguard Dave: But the general's warning!
:Bart: That was Treat Williams in a movie.
:Treat Williams: I thought that general looked familiar.
:(Other passengers surround him)
:Treat Williams: What? I'm in a lot of movies.
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:Lisa: Sure, life is full of pain and misery, but the trick is to enjoy the few good things in the moment.
:Homer: Yeah, stupid. Stop thinking about having fun and have it.
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