Palentine's Day/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Palentine's Day".
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(The residents of TrollsTopia are gathered around to wait for Poppy to tell them about Palentine's Day. A male Troll’s coughing can be heard. DJ Suki appears on the stage.)
DJ Suki: Uh… Guys, I’m starting to think Poppy’s not gonna make it for today’s announcement. (The crowd starts chattering.)
Pop Troll #1: Where’s she at?
Smidge: But she has to be here. To tell everyone that tomorrow is Palentine’s Day. (Holly, Dante and Synth come up on the stage.)
Holly: Wait. Palentine’s Day? What’ll Poppy mean by that, y’all?
Smidge: Oh, my Guh. You’re gonna flip out when Poppy describes it! She’ll tell you Palentine’s Day is a Pop Troll holiday celebrating the wonder of friendship. Then she’ll give Fuzzbert a cue and… Fuzzbert, show what Poppy’s gotta show ‘em! (Fuzzbert presses a button and two cannons shoot cards. As they fall, the Trolls catch them.)
All: Ooh!
Holly: (gasps) Well, dang! I can’t wait to see that!
Smidge: Half of you will get a blue heart. You will be Askers.
DJ Suki: The Askers ask their Askees to be their Palentine with a laberant Pal-posal. And as Poppy will tell you, we have seen some amazing Pal-posals in the past. (We go to the past where Guy Diamond is playing a Glitterball game.)
Past Gia: Guy Diamond, will you be my Palentine? (Some of the crowd shows a picture of her holding a heart.)
Past Guy Diamond: (gasps) Yes, Gia!
Past Gia: Great! Now watch out for that Glitterball! (The crowd shows a picture of Guy Diamond getting hit by a Glitterball.)
Past Guy Diamond: Huh? (A Glitterball hits him and we go back to the present.)
Dante: Heavens! That is a striking example of the grand do of this holiday! Actually chosen future, Poppy. (Poppy arrives.)
Poppy: So sorry I’m late, guys, but I have a big announcement to make about-
All: Palentine's Day!
Poppy: Oh. You know. And you already have your hearts. So… I guess that covers it?
Synth: Greatest announcement of all time! (DJ Suki turns on the music and all the Trolls cheer and dance. Demo opens his heart and it reveals a picture of DJ Suki.)
Demo: DJ Suki’s my Palentine, eh? (He laughs and put his heart away.) Let the epicness begin. (A male Country Troll gets a light purple Techno Troll’s attention.)
Country Troll #1: Won’t you be my Palentine?
Techno Troll #1: I’d be delighted! (A female Country Troll is standing on a ball while spinning firework crackers. A female Rock Troll is on a stage.)
Rock Troll #1: Yeah! I’ll be your Palentine! (Obisor comes over to an orange male Funk Troll while holding a Cuddle Pup.)
Obisor: Palentine?
Funk Troll #1: You know it! (He takes the Cuddle Pup from Obisor.)
Poppy: Lookin’ good, Palentizers! Lookin’ good. (Dante sees a present on the ground.)
Dante: A package for moi?! (Cooper’s head pops out of the present.)
Cooper: Dante!
Dante: (As he drops his baton) Aaah!
Cooper: Will you be my Palentine? Also, can you help me out of this box? I’m starting to lose feeling in my legs. (He and Dante laugh.) Why are you laughing?
Dante: Oh, my.
Poppy: D’aw! (A piñata head appears and she screams in shock.
Demo: Yo! Queen P! (We see that Demo is stuck in a piñata.) Little help?
Poppy: (laughs) Demo! This is your Pal-posal? Tell me all about it. No way. I wouldn’t be surprised. Ah, never mind. Tell me.
Demo: First, you have fixed my piñata-noggin’, aka my pinioggin, and place me outside of DJ’s pod. Then my Palentine shall emerge, lay eyes upon it, and exclaim, “Whoa. Cool.” At which point, she shall break this sweetniata as I drop to one knee and ask the ask I was destined to ask!
Poppy: (gasps) This is so next level! And the best part is I’ve never seen anything else do it.
Smidge: (offscreen) Whoa.
Poppy and Demo: Huh? (Smidge sees a piñata shaped like a Puffalo.)
Smidge: Cool! (She tries to break it with a bat, but Synth comes out.)
Synth: Smidge!
Smidge: Aah!
Synth: (singsong) Will you be my P-P-P-P-Palentiiiiine?!
Smidge: Oh, my Guh! Oh, my Guh! Yes! (She jumps on Synth’s head.) It’s so original! (Synth jumps into the water. Demo groans sadly.)
Poppy: OK, I’ve seen one other person do it. Did you have any other Pal-posal ideas?
Demo: Of course. (He holds out a list.) A whole list of them! But as you can see, not one is epic enough for my Pal-posal to DJ. (He looks at the list.) Hm… Then again, perhaps I could take one of these pitiful small ideas and elevate it to epic proportions!
Poppy: Oh! And I’ll help! (She runs off.)
Demo: To Palentine's destiny! (He gets out of the piñata.) YEEEEEAAAH! (He soon gets on a steed.) One of my ideas was to Pal-pose to DJ astride a noble steed.
Poppy: Aw! I love steeds!
Demo: Of course! Everybody loves steeds! But if the goal isn’t an epic Pal-posal, I’d settle for just one. (He whistles and more steeds appear.) Oh. I see why. (The steeds tackle him and Poppy.)
Poppy: I love steeds! (Demo screams as he is being bounced off the steeds. Soon, he is seen beat up.)
Demo: My next idea was to make DJ this little guy. (He takes out a robot version of himself.)
Demo Robot: DJ, will you be my Palentine? YEEEEEAAAH!
Poppy: Aw, that’s super cute!
Demo: Exactly. Just cute. To be truly epic, it needs an upgrade. (He presses a button on a remote and his robot grows into a huge size.)
Demo Robot: DJ, will you be my Palentine? YEEEEEAAAH! (It stomps around, scaring some Trolls away.)
Poppy and Demo: (As the robot is about to fall on them) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (They soon seen beat up.)
Poppy: Demo, the ideas on this list are already very sweet. Hot-air balloon ride, spelling DJ’s name in lights? I’m sure she’d like any of these.
Demo: But, Poppy, I really want this Pal-posal to be special for DJ. And not one of these has the grand do. Nay, The Majesty to… (gasps) That’s it.
Poppy: What? What’s it?
Demo: (chuckles) If none of them is epic enough on its own… (He twitches his eyebrows.)
Poppy: (gasps) Oh, Demo, If you’re about to say what I think you’re about to say, it’s so cool, I’m gonna shed a single unspired tear.
Demo: (giggles) I’m gonna do all the ideas… together. (Poppy sheds a tear that smiles. Then she and Demo high-five. (Soon, Demo and DJ Suki are on a balloon. We can see that DJ Suki is blindfolded.)
DJ Suki: So, where are we going, Demo? Somewhere where someone might say “yes” to someone they asked? (chuckles)
Demo: All will be revealed soon enough, DJ. (He puts huge earmuffs on DJ Suki and Poppy appears on a blue Flyer Bug.) Ha-ha! OK, first, I remove DJ’s blindfold when she sees her fellow TrollsTopians has spelled her name in glowing hair DJ’s so moved, she shouts to the heavens, “Hey. That’s cool.” Then, the cords hit plays. (Some Classical Trolls play their instruments.) And the birds release! And the hot-air balloon recites and epic poem from memory.)
Hot-Air Balloon: Wait, what? I do?
Demo: And through it all, fireworks will burst around us while I ask DJ to be my Palentine!
Poppy: When I snap a pic to immortalize the moment forever and ever!
Hot-Air Balloon: Ah, nice plan. But if you say “fireworks”, do you mean the kind that shoot in the air? Like, the air where we are right now?
Demo: Exactly!
Hot-Air Balloon: Gotcha. Well, in that case… (Suddenly, some fireworks explode in the air, causing her to swing the basket back and forth while screaming. Poppy manages to move out of the way. The swinging basket sends DJ falling to the ground.)
Demo: DJ!
DJ Suki: (Not knowing that she is falling) Uh, Demo, what’s happening? I got a weird plummety feeling.
Demo: I’m coming, Palentine! (He forms his hair into a Han glider and jumps off the hot-air balloon.) I can still make it! (Some fireworks explode close to him.) Fireworks! (Some birds fly by him.) Aah! A flock of birds! (He spits out some feathers and continues gliding.) Come on, Demo! You’ve got to focus! (He hears music.) Huh? (He looks up to see the Classical Trolls playing music for him.) Thanks, Dante! (As he glides, DJ Suki is close to the ground and her earmuffs fall off.)
DJ Suki: Sure is windy! Demo, are you sure that- (Her blindfold falls off. She looks down to see how close she is to hitting the ground and screams. Luckily, Demo grabs her hair just in time.) Huh? (Demo places her gently on the ground.)
Demo: (As he lands) DJ, are you OK?
DJ Suki: I… I think so.
Demo: I am so sorry! That Pal-posal totally went haywire!
DJ Suki: Yeah. It did.
Demo: I swear, next time, it’ll go way smoother!
DJ Suki: Next time? You wanna do that again?!
Demo: Y-y-yeah! You haven’t seen it all yet! Hot-air balloon’s gonna recite a poem! (He signals the hot-air balloon, who has landed on the ground.)
Hot-Air Balloon: (clears her throat) Roses are red, violets are blue. SERIOUSLY?! FIREWORKS?! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?! (grunts)
DJ Suki: Demo, Look. I can tell you worked really hard on that Pal-posal, but, honestly, this was way too much.
Demo: Oh. You mean like the plummeting from 17,000 feet part?
DJ Suki: I mean, like the whole thing. (The camera zooms out to show all the ruined Pal-posal ideas.)
Demo Robot: DJ. DJ. DJ.
Demo: Oh.
DJ Suki: I… I gotta go. (She leaves as Demo gasps. Poppy appears while using her hair as a parachute.)
Poppy: Sorry, Demo.
Demo: It’s not your fault. I was the one who kept going so epic. (sighs) I just wanted DJ to feel special.
Poppy: Well, a Pal-posal doesn’t have to epic to make someone feel special. It just needs to come from the heart.
Demo: The heart. Hm. (That night, DJ Suki is in her pod sitting on her bed. She hears a guitar playing music.)
DJ Suki: Huh? (She goes over to the window.) Demo?
Demo: Hey, DJ. I know my last Pal-posal missed the mark but hopefully, this is a little closer. (He starts singing Pal In Me.)
(Demo)
Hey, my friend
As long as I’m alive
I will be right
Here by your side
Yeah
You and me
We don’t need a plan
We could do most anything
And be happy doing it
Can’t you see
Walking hand in hand
In our future history
‘Cause you got a
A pa-al-al-al-al
Got a pal, got a pal
In me-e-e-e-e
Yeah, you’ve got
A pal in me-e-e
Me-e-e-e-e-e-e
Me-e
Got a pal in me (DJ Suki hugs Demo and puts his microphone away.)
DJ Suki: Demo, that was so…
Demo: Thoughtful? Sincere? A little flat here and there, but mostly good?
DJ Suki: I was gonna say… epic. (Demo gasps.) Of course I’ll be your Palentine.
Demo: Woo-hoo! You hear that world?! She said yes! And as a bonus, I made a lot personal growth in this ordeal! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! (He clears his throat.)
DJ Suki: Shall we, Palentine? (She hugs Demo and the episode ends.)
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