A Night at the Opera

Bob Tute and Susie Tute: Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Pretending I'm doing well (ooh ooh)
My need is such I pretend too much
I'm lonely but no one can tell
Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Adrift in a world of my own (ooh ooh)
I play the game but to my real shame
You've left me to dream all alone
Too real is this feeling of make believe
Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal
Ooh Ooh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh)
I seem to be what I'm not (you see)
I'm wearing my heart like a crown
Pretending that you're still around 
[Canned applause]
Susie Tute: thank you everyone!
Bob Tute: thank you, goodnight!
Announcer [speaking]: Wii Music is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Pedro Tute: we'll get it! I'm sure you'd rather have some tetrazzini we grown-ups ordered, right?
Susie Tute: Duh, yeah. I'm frankly shocked they serve such fare here.
Bob Tute: Indeed...
[Cuts to the Art Museum]
Pedro Tute: And my personal favorite piece is [shows them a statue of a flower pot] this sunflowers in a pot of-
Peter Tute: Boring!
Pedro Tute: Boring?
J.J. Tute: Oh, ah, no. The flooring compliments the artwork here exquisitely! I suppose it does... hey! Get down from there right now!
Pedro Tute: [takes a picture and falls off] Wow! [lands on a picture leaving his imprint on it] Don't worry, guys! I'm okay! Really! I'm okay! 
[notices paint on his hand then on his back then looks at the ruined painting. Backs up to the painting and touches it with his back]
Pedro Tute: There! Good as ne- ah! 
[tries to wipe it off, but only makes it worse. He then lifts up the wall and hides the painting under there. He then draws a picture on paper and puts it on the empty space]
Pedro Tute: All fixed, guys! [the picture falls off]
Susie Tute: Security! 
Bob Tute: Please be gentle! [the bouncers leave] Heh, that's weird. [one of the bouncers comes back] I thought I was gonna get tossed out on my... [gets kicked, screams, then lands on the ground]
Natalie Tute: I am very proud of what you did in there. You know that beard was the best thing that's ever happened to you! Well, other than me of course. Heh...
Bob Tute: That bow tie... I must remove that! 
Peter Tute: And that's what I told them look if I wanted to stand around... 
J.J. Tute: That's it! It must be done!
Pedro Tute: The only thing that must be done is cutting the cord with you!
both: No, please!
Peter Tute: Look, it is glaringly clear that you learned nothing today about how to be mature.
both: But-
Natalie Tute: No buts! We are through entertaining your company. Shall we?
Susie Tute: Let's shall! [teary-eyed] don't leave us! [falls backwards]
Pedro Tute: Why are there so many stairs!? You've only gone up three steps. Well, it feels like four.
Peter Tute: We are about to enter the pinnacle of grown-up culture here! Also known as: The Famed Opera House!
Bob Tute: What?
Susie Tute: Nothing. Let's go find your seats. 
[inside the Opera House on the higher stands]
Peter Tute: Hey, alright! Box seats! Uh, I mean... This seat choice is most mature! Certainly more so than whose name we shall not mention would've picked!
Bob Tute: Certainly.
[The curtain opens with a male opera singer opening the show]
Natalie Tute: A most exemplary performance!
J.J. Tute: Oh! Oh! It gets even more thrilling from here!
[The curtain rises]
Peter Tute: What the?!
Natalie Tute: They are beautiful!
J.J. Tute: guys, we can see you behind there
Pedro Tute: good luck singing your song
Announcer: From television city in Hollywood, it’s a night at the opera. 
Bob Tute: thanks for coming to our opera, everyone 
Susie Tute: It's been 30 years of music making for all of us, we couldn’t done any of it without you 
Bob Tute and Susie Tute: I has this perfect dream 
Un sueno me envolvie
This dream was me and you
Tal vez est s aqu¡
I want all the world to see
Un instinto me guiaba
A miracle sensation
My guide and inspiration
Now my dream is slowly coming true
The wind is a gentle breeze
El me hable de ti
The bells are ringing out
El canto vuela
They're calling us together
Guiding us forever
Wish my dream would never go away
Barcelona!
It was the first time that we met
Barcelona!
How can I forget
The moment that you stepped in the room
You took my breath away
Barcelona!
La musica vibre
Barcelona!
Yella nos uni¢
And if god is willing
We will meet again
Someday
Let the songs begin
D'jalo macer
Let the music play
Ahhhhhhh...
Make the voices sing
Nace un gran amore
Start the celebration
Ven a mi
And cry!
Grita!
Come alive
Viva!
And shake the foundations from the skies
Shaking all our lives
Barcelona!
Such a beautiful horizon
Like a jewel in the sun
Por ti ser? gaviota de tu bella mar
Barcelona!
Abre tus puertas al mundo
If god is willing
Friends to the end
Viva!
Barcelona!
(applause)
J.J. Tute: Hey! How's it supposed to get any sleep with all these salty tears falling on him!? I gotta get out of you! [going through the crowd] Excuse me! Coming through! Hey, watch it, mister! [in front of the couple] Say, kids, How do I get outta this joint!?
Susie Tute: Exit stage left is that away.
J.J. Tute: Thanks, cutie! Nice hat! [leaves]
Bob Tute: It must've been sleeping on your face until your tears awoke it. How do you know my name!?
Susie Tute: Because...you told me. [hugs him]
[The crowd cheers for bass and melody]
Category:Wii Music (The TV Show) episodes