阴阳先生 (Yīnyáng Xiānshēng)

==Lyrics==
Chinese 	Pinyin 	English
这位朋友 	Zhè wèi péngyǒu 	"My friend,
请在此稍作停留 	Qǐng zài cǐ shāo zuò tíngliú 	please stop by here a bit"
你今天身上有卦 	Nǐ jīntiān shēnshang yǒu guà 	"There is an omen upon you"
别怕 	Bié pà 	"Don't be scared,
给我看看你的手 	Gěi wǒ kàn kàn nǐ de shǒu 	let me see your hand"
 	 	
胡说八道 	Húshuō bādào 	"Total nonsense,
葫芦里卖的什么药 	Húlu lǐ mài de shénme yào 	peddling me snake oil"
不过是江湖圈套 	Bùguò shì jiānghú quāntào 	"This is nothing but a hoax"
可笑 	Kěxiào 	"It's funny,
让警察把你赶跑 	Ràng jǐngchá bǎ nǐ gǎn pǎo 	soon the police will be on you"
 	 	
恕我直言 	Shù wǒ zhíyán 	"Forgive me, but I believe"
你夜晚无法安眠 	Nǐ yèwǎn wúfǎ ānmián 	"At night you can't sleep"
你遇到一个梦魇 	Nǐ yù dào yīgè mèngyǎn 	"You have one nightmare"
每天 	Měitiān 	"Every night,
什么藏在你床边 	Shénme cáng zài nǐ chuáng biān	something is hiding beside your bed"
 	 	
话音刚落 	Huàyīn gāng luò 	With these words,
我已被冷汗浸透 	Wǒ yǐ bèi lěnghàn jìntòu 	my back soaked in a cold sweat
他说得一点不错 	Tā shuō dé yīdiǎn bùcuò 	He's completely right
拜托 	Bàituō 	"I beg you,
请你一定救救我 	Qǐng nǐ yīdìng jiù jiù wǒ 	please save me"
 	 	
我銕口直断 	Wǒ tiě kǒu zhí duàn 	I am never wrong
为你消灾解难 	Wèi nǐ xiāo zāi jiěnán 	As for solving your problems,
阴阳自在我心间 	Yīnyáng zìzài wǒ xīnjiān 	Yin and yang are in my heart
与天地周旋 	Yǔ tiāndì zhōuxuán 	And (I) contend with the world
 	 	
一生神机妙算 	Yīshēng shénjīmiàosuàn 	A lifetime of fortune-telling
只有自己看不穿 	Zhǐyǒu zìjǐ kàn bù chuān 	Only blind to my own fate
你荣华富贵在我 	Nǐ rónghuá fùguì zài wǒ 	Your wealth and glory are up to me(my prophecy)
我生死有命在天 	Wǒ shēngsǐ yǒu mìng zài tiān 	My life and destiny are up to heaven's will
 	 	
见面皆缘 	Jiànmiàn jiē yuán 	"Our meeting was fated,
有此物保你平安 	Yǒu cǐ wù bǎo nǐ píng'ān 	here is something to protect you"
我观你这番凶险 	Wǒ guān nǐ zhè fān xiōngxiǎn 	"Seeing your misfortune,
莫非 	Mòfēi 	could it be
你曾结下什么怨 	Nǐ céng jié xià shénme yuàn 	you've committed crimes in a past life?"
 	 	
旧事重提 	Jiùshì chóng tí 	"Well, in the past"
有些事因我而起 	Yǒuxiē shì yīn wǒ ér qǐ 	"A few things might have happened because of me"
逃过一切逃不过 	Táoguò yīqiè táo bùguò 	"I escaped it all, but I couldn't escape
天意 	Tiānyì 	heaven willing at all"
现在是否来得及 	Xiànzài shìfǒu láidéjí 	"Is it too late now?"
 	 	
恩怨难平 	Ēnyuàn nán píng 	"Karma is difficult to balance,
轮回谁又能说清 	Lúnhuí shuí yòu néng shuō qīng	and reincarnation is beyond our understanding"
给你一种药拿好 	Gěi nǐ yī zhǒng yào ná hǎo 	"I'll give you some medicine"
很少 	Hěn shǎo 	"A little bit,
但它能救你的命 	Dàn tā néng jiù nǐ de mìng 	but it can save your life"
 	 	
天色不早 	Tiānsè bù zǎo 	"It's getting late,
您大恩无以为报 	Nín dà ēn wú yǐwéi bào 	I cannot repay your kindness"
也只是时候未到 	Yě zhǐshì shíhòu wèi dào 	"That time has yet to come"
再见 	Zàijiàn 	"Goodbye,
我们还会再遇到 	Wǒmen hái huì zài yù dào 	we will meet again"
 	 	
我銕口直断 	Wǒ tiě kǒu zhí duàn 	I am never wrong
为你消灾解难 	Wèi nǐ xiāo zāi jiěnán 	As for solving your problems,
阴阳自在我心间 	Yīnyáng zìzài wǒ xīnjiān 	Yin and yang are in my heart
与天地周旋 	Yǔ tiāndì zhōuxuán 	And (I) contend with the world
 	 	
一生神机妙算 	Yīshēng shénjīmiàosuàn 	A lifetime of fortune-telling
只有自己看不穿 	Zhǐyǒu zìjǐ kàn bù chuān 	Only blind to my own fate
你荣华富贵在我 	Nǐ rónghuá fùguì zài wǒ 	Your wealth and glory are up to me(my prophecy)
我生死有命在天 	Wǒ shēngsǐ yǒu mìng zài tiān 	My life and destiny are up to heaven's will
 	 	
我銕口直断 	Wǒ tiě kǒu zhí duàn 	I am never wrong
为你消灾解难 	Wèi nǐ xiāo zāi jiěnán 	As for solving your problems,
 	 	
阴阳自在我心间 	Yīnyáng zìzài wǒ xīnjiān 	Yin and yang are in my heart
与天地周旋 	Yǔ tiāndì zhōuxuán 	And (I) contend with the world
 	 	
一生神机妙算 	Yīshēng shénjīmiàosuàn 	A lifetime of fortune-telling
只有自己看不穿 	Zhǐyǒu zìjǐ kàn bù chuān 	Only blind to my own fate
 	 	
你荣华富贵在我 	Nǐ rónghuá fùguì zài wǒ 	Your wealth and glory are up to me(my prophecy)
我生死有命在天 	Wǒ shēngsǐ yǒu mìng zài tiān 	My life and destiny are up to heaven's will
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*殿堂2 (Diàntáng 2) (album)
==External Links==
===Unofficial===
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*Vocaloid Wiki - Image and Lyrics Source
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