115953-10-14-nexus-report-tldr

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It's going to be an exceptionally short TL;DR, as this one was nothing but bulletins about the megaservers and changes to the Nexus Report.  So, let's begin....
 
The stream starts off in metaphysical blackness, forcing us to examine the nature of the soul.  Is the darkness just the absence of the light, or does the depth of blackness take on new meaning the longer you stare into its depths.  Does it develop form, volume, and personality?  Do we fear the dark, or do we simply imprint upon it our fear of the unknown?  Does the dark simply represent the primitive fears of nature the way our fore-bearers in Europe thought of it, full of monsters and tricksters, denizens of Hell?  Do we begin to invite it now, reaching out for something unknown in the face of a culture where knowledge is at our fingertips?
 
Then the video returns.  Director of Operations Cougar looks precisely like a good director of operations should look during a major patch.  He could really use a coffee or a dose of meth.  Either Frost lost his hair and tripled in size, or whoever replaced him cooked and ate him.  The show begins immediately.
 
-Cougar is quick and to the point.  Megaservers are being implemented tomorrow.  The realms will be down for 12-24 hours.
 
-The auction house will be emptied.  Your sales are not being rejected.  Actually, your sales may be being rejected, but that is not to be assumed when your sales return.  You do not have to take your auctions off the AH.  It should be done automatically.
 
-Raid timers will be reset today, as scheduled, and tomorrow after the reset.  This information is likely too late to be of use to you if you're just hearing about it now.
 
-Level 1 and 2 characters who have not been logged in on in 30 days will be sacrificed in a ritual to appease the god Imhotep, praying for a smooth megaserver implementation.
 
-They'll be in touch during the process of megaserver implementation.
 
-It should take between 12-24 hours.  If it runs long into the 24 hour mark, give Cougar the benefit of the doubt.  This can't be screwed up.
 
-Just to reiterate, everything on all the servers is being crammed together.  It's a lot to do and there's a lot going on.  ADMIRE COUGAR, DAMNIT!  I do
 
-If you're not on a guest pass and can log in, you will get a free day and 30 boom boxes for the inconvenience.
 
-If it's not apparently obvious, they've stopped free server transfers, since they won't be there anymore in two days.  They apologize for the short notice.
 
-Frost on steroids is Chad "Pappy" Moore, who I can only surmise is the new bouncer of the Nexus Report as well as being Creative Director of Carbine Studios.  He looks at Cougar to let him know that he doesn't meet the dress code.
 
-Pappy is assuming more duties on top of his previous ones.  He runs everything related to lore (and the CRBs in the thread are very excited about lore for the upcoming drop after this one especially).
 
-He is also the one handling branding and the community team.  So he seems to be Tony's boss.  Tony seems cognizant of that fact.  Or that Pappy looks like he could separate his head from his shoulders.
 
-New Omnicore stuff will lead into the new lore chapter, the Nexus Saga, and will be fully voiced over.
 
-It will have solo, five man, and 20 man world content in the new area.
 
-Rune changes are making the cut for the drop.
 
-You can now skip the tutorial in case you don't like the Arkships.  They are also instituting rental mounts so travel is quicker for lower level characters.
 
-The next drop is not scheduled specifically, though it is meant to be implemented after megaservers are up and stable.
 
-With the new drop schedule, there isn't much to say in weekly Nexus Reports (people have been complaining about a lack of actual content to the Nexus Reports if they're not interested in nerf guns)
 
-A new show will be taking the weekly slot, where we get to choose what Tony does in the game and there will be a Q&A session.  The questions will not just be drawn from the Twitch stream, but from all social media sources.
 
-They will also be doing fanart and fansite material.
 
-Nexus Reports will now take place before major content shifts.
 
-There is no Q&A for this Nexus Report or art.  It's over.
 
There, that's done.  I guess the next of these will be the ZeroTo50 TL;DR.  *cupcake* off.
 	
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			I'm disappointed, you missed the affectionate cuddle between Pappy and Tony at the very beginning. Wondering if it was missed in the blackness you described. The replay shows it. =)	
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			Thanks Vic	
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			noob moment, what does TL;DR mean?	
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			TL;DR = Too Long; Didn't Read	
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Director of Operations Cougar looks precisely like a good director of operations should look during a major patch.  He could really use a coffee or a dose of meth.  Either Frost lost his hair and tripled in size, or whoever replaced him cooked and ate him.
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-Level 1 and 2 characters who have not been logged in on in 30 days will be sacrificed in a ritual to appease the god Imhotep, praying for a smooth megaserver implementation.
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Thanks Vic
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I'm disappointed, you missed the affectionate cuddle between Pappy and Tony at the very beginning. Wondering if it was missed in the blackness you described. The replay shows it. =)
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