Nikocado Avocado (Brit'N'Game Jamie)

Nikocado Avocado is a starter character in The Fighting Game of Everything.
==Bio ==
Once a healthy vegan who played violin, Nikocado Avocado eventually turned to fast food mukbangs. He actually was a decent man for a while after that, until he started to pick up the weight as a result of all that grease. The always-hungry behemoth now runs his multiple channels, crying in straight vowels, driving a rift between him and his husband Orlin Home, and blaming everyone for his own problems, all while sparking the question “How is this man’s heart still beating?”
In The Fighting Game of Everything, Nikocado's immense weight can be a challenge to get past in spite of his drawbacks caused by his own weight, as well as his very... unique moves.
==Pros and Cons==
===Pros===
*Easy to learn
*High health that trumps most other fighters
*Above-average attack power
*Can cause pushback easily with some attacks
*Is heavy, and thus hard to push around himself
*Some specials and third X-Factor can weaken or stun the opponent
===Cons===
*Heaviness leads to very slow speed
*Jumps very low, and in general has terrible agility
* Almost no range
*One of his specials can actually work against him
*Second and Third X-Factors will be wasted if he fails to catch the opponent
==Costumes== 
*Red shirt (Default)
*Shirt reading “IT’S JUST WATER WEIGHT”
*Merchandise Hoodie
*Cowboy outfit
*Mrs. Pickles
==Throws==
FORWARD: Nikocado bear-hugs the opponent, cracking some of their bones, before throwing them to the ground.BACKWARD: Nikocado rams his belly into the opponent, slides behind them and whacks them over the head with a shoe, pushing them over onto their face.
==Specials==
===I Identify as Skinny===
Nikocado stands still and holds out his, um, “water weight”. If the opponent attacks him while he is in this state, their attack will be parried and Nikocado will instead slam them with a heavy attack as he grunts, launching them backwards. If he holds out his “water weight” for 1 second without getting hit in that time, nothing happens and he returns to his stance.
===Very Healthy for Me===
Nikocado holds a watermelon over his head, proclaiming “Eat these fruits!”, and slams it down, either on the opponent’s head or the ground. Connecting with the opponent’s head with both damage and stun them, leaving them open for punishment. If it lands on the ground, it will splat and make a mess that will remain there for a period of time. The opponent can slip in it, which doesn’t do damage but causes the player/AI to lose control of them, allowing Nikocado to lay down attacks.
=== Fake Cry===
A button-hold move. Nikocado stops moving with a shocked expression on his face and randomly starts “crying”. Instead of sounding like a regular cry, it comes out in an “E” sound. If the button is only pressed once, it’s completely ineffective. If held down for 2 seconds, the “EEEEEE” becomes much louder and more effective, dealing damage and weakening the opponent’s speed and defense stats for a few seconds. Nikocado can go even further and “cry” for upwards of 4 seconds, which will drown out the stage music and cause a bleeding effect in the opponent to represent ear bleeding. The downside to this move is that the opponent does not suffer any pushback, meaning they can attack Nikocado while he is performing it.
===Bam!===
Nikocado snaps his fingers, exclaims the above phrase, and he gains a specific food from the list below. He will either use the food for an attack or eat it, healing himself slightly. Sometimes, however, eating the food has a 20% chance of actually harming Nikocado. This move has a 5 second cool-down before he can use it again. What are the different foods he can eat, and how do they attack the opponent?
*A bag of takis: Nikocado spits them out at the opponent like machine gun fire.
*A pizza box: Nikocado throws the box like a discus, and the pizza slips out. Its slices split apart and fly in 8 different directions and angles, making it hard to dodge them from any side of the stage.
*A bowl of guacamole: Nikocado hurls the dip made from his namesake fruit at the opponent, and if it successfully connects without being blocked, it will splatter over the opponent's face, stunning them and leaving them open for a combo.
==X-Factors==
===Level 1: Shoe Shower===
Nikocado takes out one sandal of one of his pairs, and lunges to throw it forward. If the opponent gets hit by the sandal, they will be clocked in the head and massage it, before looking at it, confused. Regardless, a barrage of footwear ranging from sandals, sneakers and boots are pelted forward at the opponent by an off-screen being, who yells at them (or rather Nikocado, who is ducking for cover). The more shoes that hit the opponent, the more damage they take and the higher the combo becomes. The shoe barrage lasts 5 seconds.
===Level 2: That’s My Scooter!===
Nikocado’s scooter appears from nowhere, and the mukbanger embarks it and revs it up. Nikocado rides it forward with a silly look of utmost seriousness, and if he connects with them, will ram the opponent with his scooter for multi-hitting damage. The ride lasts 3 seconds, and when it ends, Nikocado jumps off and kicks the scooter away in a huff. Similar to Knuckles' Drill Spin Boost, the X-Factor will be wasted if it fails to hit the opponent, but will still play out regardless if used.
===Level 3: SCR-EEEEEEEEEEEE-CH!===
Nikocado charges the opponent, and should he connect, will launch them into the living room of his house. As the opponent gets up, the approaching mukbanger will yell “IT’S YOUR FAULT THAT I’M OVERWEIGHT!” before inhaling heavily. The opponent runs up to him to try and stop him, but before they can touch him, he cries a massive “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” His “wailing” breaks the sound barrier and does multi-hitting damage as it launches his opponent out of the house and back to the stage. The opponent is left with disorientated effects as Nikocado returns.
==Player Objective==
===Playing As Nikocado ===
As Nikocado is a heavy fighter of very high health and above-average damage output, he will far best when he gets an opportunity to fight his opponent up close and personal. However, getting close to the opponent might be a challenge for one reason or another. For starters, Nikocado is one of the slowest fighters in Brit'N'Game Jamie's roster due to his sheer weight, which along with his terrible agility makes it hard for him to manoeuvre to where he needs to be. And secondly, Nikocado lacks range outside of his Sudden Realization special, making him a sitting duck for rangers such as The Engineer, Gordon Freeman, and Jack Horner. Rushdown fighters are really the easiest opponents for Nikocado to beat, due to their dependancy on close-range punishment, and due to Nikocado's defense and offense, they likely won't last against him.
While his first X-Factor can connect with the opponent without issue or fault, the second and third X-Factors require him to be on the same ground as his opponent - if he fails to tap them when he charges on either the scooter or himself, the respective X-Factors will be wasted.
===Vs Nikocado===
As mentioned above, Rangers are very viable options for taking on Nikocado due to his snail-like speed, poor agility, and own lack of ranged attacks beyond Sudden Realization. Although Nikocado has high health and defense, he is still not prone to piercing damage, so the player should use piercing attacks whenever they can, or pray they get lucky enough for it. As Nikocado is essentially a walking Achilles' heel to Rushdown fighters, the player should opt for a different fighter class.
Regarding his X-Factors, dodge or block the first as much as you can, and try to get behind Nick when he uses the second or third X-Factor (or at least try to jump over them).
==Animations==
===Entrance===
Nikocado is sitting and eating from a bag of red Takis when he notices the opponent. He hisses at them ("SSSSHHH!") angrily, puts away the bag, and gets to his fight stance.
===Stance ===
Nikocado holds up his fists, shaking them vigorously, and glares in a silly fashion at the opponent.
=== Victory===
Nikocado throws his hands up and starts to shake his body in victory, singing " Oh oh oh! We're back hooooome~!"
=== Taunts===
#Nikocado braces himself, farts, and cries.
# Nikocado lifts up a holder of drinks from McDonald’s, singing.
#Nikocado does the Griddy.
#Nikocado snaps his fingers while doing a belly dance.
===Time-Up Loss ===
Nikocado stops still as a look of sad realization that he lost crosses his face, and he bursts into a loud "cry" 2 seconds after.
==Quotes==
Hello, my little sloths. [Entrance]It’s YOUR fault for messing with me, peasant! [Win]I should have lost some water weight from that fight! I think I lost… 1 pound! [Results]EXCUUUUSE ME! [Activating X-Factor]IT’S YOUR FAULT THAT I’M OVERWEIGHT! [inhales] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! [SCR-EEEEEEEEEEEE-CH! X-Factor quote]OGH! [Switched in]That’s your fault. [Tag in when an ally is defeated]THAT’S IT! I’M CALLING CORPORATE! [Tag in when both allies are defeated]Hurry up! [Calling assist]I want some takis! [After performing assist]BRACE! BRAAAACE!... (fart) BAAAAAAAAA-! [Taunt 1]I love cheeeese~! Dun dun! [Taunt 2](crying) Ahahahahaha… [Defeated by a light attack]WHY AM I SO FAAAAAAAAAT!? [Defeated by a heavy attack]EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! [Time-up loss]
=== Quotes to Specific Characters===
ENTRANCE QUOTESMy food came to LIFE!? I’M CALLING CORPORATE! [vs Beef Boss]Well what do you know? I run on water weight too! [vs Chaos]I do not need fruit and vegetables! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO NEEDS THEM! [vs Cookie Monster]My toilet is clogged AGAIN. I’ll take your whole stock! [vs Derek Baum]A doctor? EXCUUUUSE ME! I am PERFECTLY HEALTHY! [vs Dr. Eggman]Are you a plumber? You better be, because my TOILET needs fixing! [vs The Engineer]Ooooh, a sandwich! I would like that for my mukbang, thank you! [vs The Heavy]Your pies are TOO much sugar! They’ll give me DIABETES! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH! [vs Jack Horner]My belly is all water weight. I can’t say the same about YOU! [vs King Dedede or Peter Griffin]Stop making fun of my weight! I IDENTIFY AS SKINNY! [vs The Scout]Orlin said I look like you once. I THINK NOT! [vs Thomas the Tank Engine]Who are you calling FAT, FATTY!? [vs Wario]
DEFEAT QUOTESI IDENTIFY AS SKINNYYYYYYYY! [vs The Scout]
VICTORY QUOTESBurgers are alive? …I’VE KILLED SO MANY OF THEM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [vs Beef Boss]This’ll prove to Orlin that it’s JUST water weight! Not fast food! [vs Chaos]How come everyone loves you, while Orlin hates me?! IT’S NOT FAIR! AHAHAHAHAAAAA-! [vs Cookie Monster]I better hope these don't explode my toilet, or I’m calling corporate! [vs Derek Baum]You’ll find that I identify as SKINNY! So SHUT! [vs Dr. Eggman]What do you mean I’m like your “Heavy” but worse!? [vs The Engineer]Time to try this sandwich… salad!? EEEEEEEEEEEE! [vs The Heavy]EXCUUUUUUSE me! YOU’RE the one who’s fat because of all those PIES you eat! And that's YOUR fault! [vs Jack Horner]You may hit harder than Orlin, but my water weight STILL protected me! [vs Knuckles]You have annoyed me SO MUCH, that I am actually missing Orlin! THERE, I SAID IT! [vs The Scout]Mmmm, garlic. I should eat some garlic bread for my next mukbang! [vs Wario]
==Trivia and Notes==
*Nikocado in the Fighting Game of Everything is based off the persona Nicholas Perry plays, instead of Perry as a person.
* Brit'N'Game Jamie identifies Nikocado as the main protagonist of the game, although this is only because he was the first fighter introduced and could change.
==Gallery ==
File:NikocadoEEEEEEEEE.jpeg|Nikocado’s infamous “EEEEEEEEE” cry.
===Alternate Costumes===
File:NikocadoJustWaterWeight.png|"IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT" shirt
File:NikocadoHoodie.png|Merchandise Hoodie
File:NikocadoCowboy.png|Cowboy outfit
File:NikocadoMrsPickles.png|Mrs. Pickles
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