男のくせに女のくせに (Otoko no Kuse ni Onna no Kuse ni)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
ちょっと聞いてよ　ここだけの話 	chotto kiite yo koko dake no hanashi 	Hey, guess what? Keep this secret from everybody.
本当にあったことなんだけれど 	hontou ni atta koto nanda keredo 	This is a story that actually happened to me—
なんと　お♂♂♂♂が 	nanto o♂♂♂♂ ga 	Believe it or not, I’ve got
股に生えてましたのよ 	mata ni haetemashita no yo 	A p♂♂♂♂ between my thighs.
 	 	
毎日　髭を剃らなきゃいけないし 	mainichi hige o soranakya ikenai shi 	I have to shave and do up
ネクタイなんか締めなきゃならないで 	nekutai nanka shimenakya naranaide 	Something called a “tie” every day—
私の暮らしは 	watashi no kurashi wa 	My way of life
がらりと変わってしまった 	garari to kawatte shimatta 	Has undergone a complete change!
 	 	
僕、俺、私　の使い分け 	boku, ore, watashi no tsukaiwake 	Using “boku,” “ore,” and “watashi” appropriately;
の一人称はだるい 	otoko no ichininshou wa darui 	Japanese men’s first pronouns are so troublesome.
私で大体OKな女の暮らしが 	watashi de daitai OK na onna no kurashi ga	Women’s life, where “watashi” works in almost all situations,
懐かしい　帰りたい 	natsukashii kaeritai 	Is so dear to me—I wish I could go back!
 	 	
男のくせに　元気が足りない 	otoko no kuse ni genki ga tarinai 	“Even though you’re a man, you aren’t energetic enough.”
男のくせに　稼ぎが少ない 	otoko no kuse ni kasegi ga sukunai 	“Even though you’re a man, you have a small income.”
男のくせに　出世できてない 	otoko no kuse ni shusse dekitenai 	“Even though you’re a man, you don’t get promoted.”
男のくせに　女をリードしない 	otoko no kuse ni onna o riido shinai 	“Even though you’re a man, you don’t escort a woman.”
 	 	
ああ　なんだか嫌になっちゃうわ 	aa nandaka iya ni nacchau wa 	God, somehow, I’m so fed up with this—
男も結構　大変ね 	otoko mo kekkou taihen ne 	Men have it pretty tough, huh?
 	 	
ちょっと聞いてよ　ここだけの話 	chotto kiite yo koko dake no hanashi 	Hey, guess what? Keep this secret from everybody.
さっきの話の続きなんだけど 	sakki no hanashi no tsuzuki nan dakedo 	This is a continuation of what we discussed before—
やっと　お♂♂♂♂が 	yatto o♂♂♂♂ ga 	Believe it or not, my p♂♂♂♂
消えてなくなってました 	kiete naku natte mashita 	Is gone from my crotch!
 	 	
だけど体が少し弱くなって 	dakedo karada ga sukoshi yowaku natte 	In exchange for that, I’m now a bit weaker in physical power,
重い荷物も全然運べない 	omoi nimotsu mo zenzen hakobenai 	And I can’t carry heavy things at all.
女の暮らしも 	onna no kurashi mo 	Women’s life is
なんだか疲れますわ 	nandaka tsukaremasu wa 	Quite tiring too, isn’t it?
 	 	
アパレル、コスメにエステetc 	apareru, kosume ni esute 	Clothes, cosmetics and salons, etc.
の美は金が掛かる 	onna no bi wa kane ga kakaru 	Japanese women’s beauty costs so much money.
空腹に耐えてダイエット 	kuufuku ni taete daietto 	Pulling my belt in, I try to lose weight,
でも軽くなるのは 	demo karuku naru no wa 	But what’s getting slender
財布の中身だけ 	saifu no nakami dake 	Is my purse, and nothing else.
 	 	
女のくせに　お淑やかでない 	onna no kuse ni oshitoyaka de nai 	“Even though you’re a woman, you aren’t very modest.”
女のくせに　気配りできてない 	onna no kuse ni kikubari dekitenai 	“Even though you’re a woman, you aren’t considerate enough.”
女のくせに　言葉遣い悪い 	onna no kuse ni kotobazukai warui 	“Even though you’re a woman, you use bad language.”
女のくせに　男をたてない 	onna no kuse ni otoko o tatenai 	“Even though you’re a woman, you don’t give men a high profile.”
 	 	
ああ　なんだか嫌になっちゃうわ 	aa nandaka iya ni nacchau wa 	God, somehow, I’m so fed up with this—
女も結構　大変ね 	onna mo kekkou taihen ne 	Women have it pretty tough, huh?
 	 	
大人のくせに　立派に生きてない 	otona no kuse ni rippa ni ikitenai 	“Even though you’re an adult, you aren’t living a decent life.”
子供のくせに　可愛げが足りない 	kodomo no kuse ni kawaige ga tarinai 	“Even though you’re a kid, you aren’t very charmful.”
男のくせに　　背筋が曲がってる 	otoko no kuse ni sesuji ga magatteru 	“Even though you’re a man, you have an arched back.”
女のくせに　　なんだかムカつく 	onna no kuse ni nandaka mukatsuku 	“Even though you’re a woman, you’re somehow pissing me off!”
 	 	
ああ　なんだか嫌になっちゃうわ 	aa nandaka iya ni nacchau wa 	God, somehow, I’m fed up with this—
大人も子供も大変ね 	otona mo kodomo mo taihen ne 	Adults and kids; they all have it pretty tough, huh?
男も女も大変ね 	otoko mo onna mo taihen ne 	Men and women; they all have it pretty tough, huh?
老若男女みんな大変ね 	rounyaku nannyo minna taihen ne 	Regardless of age or gender, we all have it pretty tough, huh?
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