Transcript: Horrid Henry Loses Rude Ralph

Horrid Henry: Greetings, Loyal Subjects!
Perfect Peter: Morning!
Horrid Henry: My show, worm! (goes down the stairs and carries the laundry) Come on. (opens the basement door and throws in the laundry, making him look like he's dome doing the laundry)
Mum: Henry? Henry. Bedroom tidy.
Horrid Henry: But Ralph's coming round in a minute.
Mum: Then you've got a minute to tidy your bedroom. Starting now. 58 seconds, Henry.
Horrid Henry: (sighs) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 
(Showing title card of the episode)
(Henry slowly goes upstairs to tidy his bedroom)
Mum: 56 seconds, Henry.
(the doorbell rings, Henry opens the door and sees Ralph)
Rude Ralph: Hey, Henry!
Horrid Henry: Ha, you're early!
Mum: 50 seconds, Henry.
Horrid Henry: Come in!
Mum: 48 seconds!
Rude Ralph: What's going on?
Horrid Henry: Mum's doing a countdown.
Mum: 43 seconds!
Rude Ralph: A countdown to what?
Horrid Henry: To you getting here.
Mum: 35 seconds!
Rude Ralph: But I am here!
Horrid Henry: I know!
Mum: 30 seconds!
Horrid Henry: Uh, you can stop counting now.
Mum: What?
Horrid Henry: I said... Oh, never mind! Come on!
Mum: 25 seconds, Henry!
Horrid Henry: Ralph's here now, Mum.
Mum: I can see that. 22 seconds left.
Horrid Henry: Till what, Mum?
Mum: Till Ralph gets here! (Ralph waves at Mum) Oh! Well then, you both got 20 seconds to tidy your bedroom, Henry.
Horrid Henry: But...
Mum: Starting now, Henry!
Rude Ralph: Parents, eh?
Horrid Henry: Yeah! Who'd have em?
Mum: 15 seconds! 10...
Horrid Henry: We can do this!
(Ralph and Henry high five each other)
Mum: (while Henry and Ralph are cleaning Henry's bedroom) 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Henry!
Horrid Henry: What now?
Mum: Henry, down here now!
(Henry sighs)
Rude Ralph: Henry?
Mum: Down here now, Henry! What's this, Henry?
Horrid Henry: Uh, laundry?
Mum: What's it doing here, Henry?
Horrid Henry: Ummm... Waiting to go to the washing machine?
Mum: No, Henry! It's not waiting, it's going to go into the washing machine. Now! 
Horrid Henry: But...
Mum: Now, Henry!
(Henry sighs)
Rude Ralph: Wonder where Henry's gone to? (in a weird voice) I am the evil guardian! (takes out Gross Class Zero toys)
Perfect Peter: (opens the door) Hey, Ralph!
Rude Ralph: Hi, Peter!
Perfect Peter: Whatcha doin'?
Rude Ralph: Playing with Henry's toys.
Perfect Peter: (gasps) Is that the evil guardian?
Rude Ralph: Yeah. And he's about to capture Bogey Barbara. Take him! He's mega evil!
Perfect Peter: Ooh! (in a weird voice) Hello! My name is the evil guardian and I'm mega evil!
(Ralph and Peter laugh)
Horrid Henry: (does his laundry) Mission accomplished! (the laundry machine shakes so much that the foam fungus spills on the floor)
Perfect Peter: Roar! Roar! I'm so evil I could...
Rude Ralph: Eat a number gnome! (laughs)
Perfect Peter: That's not funny! (Ralph stops laughing) Actually, it is quite funny.
(Ralph and Peter laugh)
Perfect Peter: Come on! Let's find a Number Gnome to eat. (laughs)
Mum: Henry!
Horrid Henry: Yes, Mum?
Mum: Yes Mum, what?
Horrid Henry: (goes upstairs to his bedroom, closes the door and sighs) You'll never believe what happened, Ralph. Ralph? Ralph! Hmmm, that's weird! (bumps into Peter) Woah, watch where you're going. Have you seen... Hold on a minute. Is that my...
Perfect Peter: No!
Mum: Henry!
Horrid Henry: What?
Mum: It's Ralph's mum.
Horrid Henry: Oh!
Mum: She wants to know when Ralph's coming home. (Henry goes to his room and comes back to the stairs) What shall I tell her?
Horrid Henry: Uhhh... Say 'We'll call her back'.
Mum: Alright!
Horrid Henry: Where is he? (Margaret uses her binoculars to see him. He looks in the Purple Hand Gang fort)) Ralph! Oh! Oh no! Just what I need!
Moody Margaret: Lost something, fart face?
Horrid Henry: No!
Moody Margaret: Looks to me like you've lost something.
Horrid Henry: Have you seen Ralph?
Moody Margaret: Rude Ralph?
Horrid Henry: Yeah, Rude Ralph!
Moody Margaret: Why? Have you lost him?
Horrid Henry: Yes, I have!
(Margaret laughs)
Lazy Linda: (wakes up) Yeah, like, what's so funny?
Moody Margaret: He's only got to lost his best friend. Hasn't he?
Horrid Henry: That's it! I've got to lost my best friend!
Moody Margaret: So, where did you last see him, bogey brain?
Horrid Henry: Keep the voice down! I don't want everyone to know.
Moody Margaret: Try to think, Henry! I know it's hard, but...
Horrid Henry: I don't know! In my room, I think!
Moody Margaret: Ooh! I do love a good mystery!
Horrid Henry: Wait! He was holding something!
Moody Margaret: Ooh! A clue!
(flashback appears of Ralph holding the evil guardian)
Horrid Henry: He was holding the evil guardian!
Moody Margaret: Ok! I'm bored with this now! Maybe the evil guardian has captured him and is even now holding him ransom in the palace of the dark.
Horrid Henry: Do you think so?
Moody Margaret: No! (closes the door)
Lazy Linda: (yawns but wakes up and sees that the door is closed) Huh?
Horrid Henry: But, what... what if it is true, though?
Perfect Peter: (In evil guardian's voice) You will never escape my evil clutches. (laughs)
Rude Ralph: (In Bogey Barbara's voice) If you let me go now, I'll sneeze bogeys all over you!
Perfect Peter: (laughs) This is fun!
Rude Ralph: Probably got to go and find Henry, now. He'll be wondering where I've got to.
Perfect Peter: Are you hungry? Do you want a drink?
Rude Ralph: Well, I wouldn't mind a little of something.
Perfect Peter: I'll be back in a Roly mo.
Horrid Henry: Oh! What am I going to tell Ralph's mum? Excuse me, Mrs Ralph, I let your son being captured by the evil guardian. (opens the door and closes it)
Mum: Oh! There you are, Henry! It's nearly tea time. Did you find Ralph?
Horrid Henry: Not yet. I, uhh...
Mum: Oh! Peter, are you hungry?
Perfect Peter: Can I take this to my bedroom?
Mum: Of course you can, sweetie. Don't take too much though, it's nearly tea time.
Perfect Peter: I won't!
(Henry is about to eat the cake)
Mum: Uh-uh-uh! Oh no, you don't! It's nearly tea time!
Horrid Henry: (sees the foam fungus) Foam fungus?
Mum: What?
Horrid Henry: Foam fungus! The evil guardian always lays a trail of foam fungus wherever he's been.
Mum: Henry?
Perfect Peter: Milk or juice?
Rude Ralph: Milk. No, juice? Or, maybe both!
Perfect Peter: (laughs) You're funny.
Henry: Oh, he's still not there. Ralph! Where are you?
Rude Ralph: Here, Henry!
Horrid Henry: (looks) Ralph!
Rude Ralph: Henry!
Horrid Henry: There you are!
Rude Ralph: Ummm... Yeah! Here I am!
Horrid Henry: But, where have you been?
Perfect Peter: He... I mean, she was being captured by the evil guardian.
Horrid Henry: So, it's all true?
Rude Ralph: Oh yes! I've been tortured terribly, but Barbra's bogeys got me out of trouble!
Mum: Boys! I don't want to spoil your fun, but I've got a question to ask Henry.
Horrid Henry: Yes, Mum?
Mum: What, may I ask, is this?
(Henry, Ralph and Peter also see the foam fungus)
Horrid Henry: Foam fungus! It is all true! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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