Connie

==Entrance==
===COINspicuous Disguise===
A helicopter flies in carrying an odd-looking stewardess who chuckles and is revealed to be Connie.
==Playstyle Origin==
Connie is the so-called founder of Cryptoland, and island based on the scam that is NFTs. And much like them, Connie's not too bad on the surface with decent movement stats and reliable attacks. But dig deeper and you realize his fighter potential is held back by his passive gimmick: the Cryptometer. This makes him not only a Resource Manager, but a Risk-Reward character at that.
==Gimmick==
===Cryptometer===
The meter on Connie's HUD rises and falls depending on how well Connie does in the match. If Connie whiffs his attacks or doesn't throw anything for a given amount of time, the meter drops rapidly. Getting hurt won't affect the meter as that's out of Connie control, but a low cryptometer means that you're left with very weak attacks. With the meter at its lowest, smash attacks at full charge only deal 3% and can't even kill an opponent at high damage. Landing attacks successfully and consecutively on the other hand raises your meter, and it excels if you attack too much. Raising the meter can restore your attack power, but it peaks at the middle. Any higher than that and your attacks are painfully slow with even a jab taking 3 seconds to come out at the highest. A good Connie player has to make sure the meter stays in the middle for a consistent chance in the fight. So unlike most resource managers, make sure you're paying attention to that meter, or you'll go the way of someone's Bored Ape collection.
==Special Attacks==
===Neutral Special - Coin Flip===
Connie tosses a Bitcoin. It's a standard projectile that can be spammed with no prevention in terms of damage. However, it's ill-advised to pelt the opponent with coins all the time as every successful hit raises your meter by half a unit. Alternatively, missing deducts half a unit, so if your meter's too high, just keep throwing coins blindly without hitting anyone. Do it right and you'll keep at your desired amount in no time.
===Side Special - To the Moon! Room===
Connie drives a talking Lamborghini at full throttle, running down opponents in the way. Move in the opposite direction and he pulls over and stops the car, which has a slightly weaker hitbox and noticeable end lag. Connie can't get knocked out the car by attacks or active traps, but he'll still take damage. There's no jumping or shielding out the car, so remember to pump the brakes when needed or you're taking a joyride to the blast zone (or into a wall of course). You can stop the car in midair, but the high end lag and vulnerability will have you in freefall before you can collect any profits, so try not to recover with this. 
===Up Special - Rising Profit===
Connie gets a lift from one of the flying hackers that populate Cryptoland. The seagull has a weak hitbox on it that deals small damage. The vertical coverage is good on liftoff, but you're only able to inch left or right during the descent. Press B to get a small boost up at the cost of half a coin and being generally slower in the air. The move ends after you land, of course, but can be ended early by pressing A at any time during the flight, putting Connie into freefall.
===Down Special - Musical Number===
Connie does a song and dance for as long as you hold B. Releasing or getting hit stops it. It's not the most useful move at first, but it stops your meter from rising and falling and keeps it stopped for as long as you were dancing. This allows you to rough up an opponent consistently without needing to toss coins like an idiot, so use the time well. Just make sure the meter's in or near the middle before you do this move or you're a sitting duck.
===Final Smash - De-Stress Room===
The De-Stress Room drops and Connie traps and beckons persuades opponents to enter, subjecting them to a grueling session where they're sinking into the pit full of coin and have to button mash to keep afloat. Connie can toss moneybags with B at the cost of some meter to sink em. After a bit, an arrow rapidly flashes above. Time the B press just right and Christopher pops in as the golden statue of Carlos Matos drops to really send em plunging.
==KO Sounds==
1. "You little bot!"
2. *groans* "Enough is enough!"
Star: "I'm going to get you all one day!"
Screen: "Uh..."
==Taunts==
Up: "Don't be shy, go ahead and try."
Side: "Your keys, your Bitcoin. Not your keys, not your Bitcoin."
Down: "What are you, a pending transaction or what?"
==Results==
===Victories===
#"And if you like that, just wait til you see what's next."
#*takes a selfie with Christopher*
#(everyone's on Crypto Kitties) "As always, we've saved the best for last. See you all there."
===Losage===
Connie has his mouth agape
==Standard Attacks==
===Ground Attacks===
*Jab - Connie punches with a pom-pom
*Dash Attack - Connie brings up a hand like he's revealing something
*Side Tilt - Connie does a quick pointing
*Side Smash - Connie punches the opponent with a specter in hand
*Up Tilt - Connie lifts a weight
*Up Smash - Connie does an upward kick
*Down Tilt - 
*Down Smash - Connie holds a selfie stick and a camera flash goes off
===Aerials===
*N-Air - Connie swings some pom-poms around him
*F-Air - Connie does a side kick
*B-Air - Connie turns around gets into a lounging position
*U-Air - Connie swims upwards a bit
*D-Air - 
===Throws===
*Grab - Connie grabs the opponent with a floating hand
*Pummel - Connie shouts "VERIFY!", stunning the opponent
*Forward - 
*Back - 
*Up - Connie tosses the opponent up with pom-poms in hand
*Down - 
Category:Playable Character
Category:Throw Some Lawl Back At 'Em
Category:UnHuman
Category:Male
Category:Cryptoland
Category:Resourcer
Category:Risk-Reward
Category:Lawl Zero
Category:Throw Some Lawl Z