Ned 'N Edna's Blend Agenda/Quotes

:Bart: What the hey, Ms. K.
:Edna: Thank God, a real kid.
:Bart: Want my advice on dealing with the Hardly Boys?
:Edna: Why do you care?
:Bart: I don't, I'm just bored, watching worms drown.
:Edna: Okay, what have you got?
:Bart: Well, what you've gotta is get them into the real world.
:Todd: Skipping is cool!
:Rod: Especially when you're holding hands with your brother!
:Bart: If you don't act now, when they grow up, people like me are gonna take all their money, and girlfriends.
:Edna: Oh come on, they're not that hopeless.
:Todd: I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
:[Todd is riding a tricycle, but falls. Bart and Edna look at each other, and then look at Rod and Todd.]
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:Homer Simpson: [as Jesus] Ye cannot judge me. Only my Father can judge me.
:Abraham Simpson: Crucify him!
:Homer Simpson: I'm taking you with me, old man!
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:Homer Simpson: [wearing Jesus' robe] Ooh, roomy. Our Lord really knew how to keep 'em cool.
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:Bart Simpson: Hey, dad. Remember when you said that if Ned Flanders ever remarried you'd eat your hat?
:Homer Simpson: [looking up at the crown of thorns he's wearing] Oh... [takes a bite] Ooh, licorice! [keeps eating] Mm, historically inaccurate.
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:Homer Simpson: Welcome to married life. Another good man bites the dust.
:Marge Simpson: Homer!
:Homer Simpson: What? I'm talking about that guy. [points to man on the next bed, who is flat-lining and being carted out] I sure envy him.
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:Ned Flanders: [dreaming of Todd's graduation] Wait a minute. Liberal professors? Feminist workshops? Abstract sculptures? This isn't a Midwestern Bible college. This is an elite East Coast university!
:Todd Flanders: It's okay, Daddy. I majored in Religious Studies.
:Ned Flanders: Phew.
:Todd Flanders: Comparative Religious Studies! [Ned screams]
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:Sea Captain: I'm married to the sea, plus I have a thing on the side with two of the Great Lakes. I won't say which, but it's Erie how Superior they are.
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:Principal Skinner: [about Ned] My rival.
:Superintendent Chalmers: Some rivalry. It's like Secretariat and a can of dog food.
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:(At the Flanders' dinner table)
:Ned Flanders: Oh lord, please bless our blended family.
:Todd Flanders: And thank you for cigarette mommy.
:Edna Krabappel: Oh honey, please don't call me that.
:Rod Flanders: Okay, do-over mommy.
:Ned Flanders: Boys, you will please call your new mother whenever she feels comfortable with.
:Edna Krabappel: How about Edna?
:Todd Flanders: It's disrespectful to call a grown-up by their first name.
:Bart Simpson: Yo, Homer! Mom says get your fatass over to the Flanders.
:Homer Simpson: Bart! Don't call me that!
:Bart Simpson: Which one? Homer or fatass?
:Homer Simpson: Why you little! They're both bad and I suspect you know it! (grunting)
:Bart Simpson: (strangled) Get your hands off of me, you fatass!
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