The Prisoners On The Titanic

Andreas Lubitz, the co-pilot of Germanwings Flight 9525, is not allowed to take a break in Hades. If he takes a break, then Lucifer will poke him in the butt with an electrified pitch fork. Lubitz will then say "Aaaargh!" and then he will get back to work and shovel the coal. It’s like the prisoners on the Titanic. The prisoners on the Titanic were hired by the courts to shovel the coal into the boilers. When the Titanic hit the iceberg on April 14, 1912, the boilers blew up and many of the prisoners got scalded and they died.
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