Norbert and the Simpsons

Norbert and the Simpsons is the eighth episode of the first season of Discord Crib.
==Plot==
Bert Simpson decides to give the crib a piece of his mind and brings Marge. Meanwhile, a user named Norbert joins as well.
==Transcript==
[One lone day at #hubba-bubba, Dan and Bot are discussing some… er… stuff.]
[SB678] spongebot likes memes: I've seen some female straight ones before.
[Polar] GIRL: @[SB678] spongebot likes memes
[SB678]: oh shut up lmao
[Dan]: @[SB678] maybe you're a female straight one.
[SB678]: im a dead asexual (sad)
[Polar]: what are we talking about again?
[SB678]: how males are ped-
---> Bert Sampson has joined. Seems op plz nerf.
[Polar]: fuck
Bert Sampson : EAT PANT
[SB678]: no u
[Purple]: u
[Bart Simpson]: no w
[SB678]: bart you’re gay
Matchy: who’s dis fool
[SB678]: you
[Bart Simpson]: no i’m not
[Polar]: SPONGEBOT STOP IT
[Crazy]: hoopl-o shit
[SB678]: dude
[Bert]: shit wrong timing
[SB678]: it’s not me
[Matchy] lmao
[Crazy]: dudud
[SB678]: ~~im trying to cum~~
[Polar]: srsly it’s not me
[Crazy]: it’s me
jk
[Bart Simpson]: it’s jasbre
jk
[Crazy]: it’s hoopla
jk
[SB678]: god dammit im late to my meeting
[Bert Simpson]: polar has a hoopla fetish
[Matchy]: big oof
[Crazy]: dudu
[Jasbre]: that isnt me
[Bert]: i gotta go MASTURBATE
[Jasbre]: dh fuck you impersonator
[Bert Simpson]: see you pant-eaters in a bit
[SB678]: its either travis or dan
[Bert Simpson]: diddly fuck you too jasbutt
→ bert sampson just joined.
[Crazy] og
[Jasbre] ok someone's an asshole
[Bert] how did i get here
[Crazy] not me
[Sb678] woah
[Jasbre] someone invited you
[Crazy] hoopla
[Lock] oh hi bart
[Matchy] triple oof
[Lock] how's uh…
[Seemsgood] eat my shorts
[Jasbre] lock cut the crap
[Lock] hows things
[Bert] hi locko im burt
[Jasbre] eat travis’ ass bart
[Lock] hi bart
[Bert] miss me with that gay shit
[Lock] why are you even here
[Jasbre] ok matchy
[Bert] bruh
[Lock] bruh
[Bert] brushki
[Lock] bruh?
[Bert] bish you don't know who i am
[Jasbre] lol if i ban you then i can find out
[Matchy] well then who are you xD
[Lock] did you just assume his gender
[Crazy] your hoopla simpson
[SB678] woahah
[Bert] ok now i really need to fap gtg
[Lock] bye?
[The crib thinks they're safe for now, but later…]
[Jasbre] ik matchy is bart cuz he sent only one message through this thing.
[Crazy] o
[SB678] o
-> welcome, Norbert. We hope you brought pizza.
[SB678] FUCK
[Purple133] WHAT EVEN IS THIS
[Matchy] i did more than one bruh
[Lock] AAAAAA WHY AM I SCREAMIIIIIINNNNNG
[Seemsgood] why the Fuck are people joining
[Norbert] hi guys, I'm Norbert.
[Matchy] ik it's you SG
[Lock] hi Norbert
[Dan] @Norbert I WANNA MAKE LOVE TO YOUR WO-
Fandom: slow down there, dirty dan, you can't say that
[Dan] since when was that a rule?
Fandom: it hasnt, we just don't like those jokes.
[Dan] shit
[Jasbre] Matchy made an invite a few mins ago it has 2 uses.
Norbert: @dan weird…
[Lock] im not norbert
Norbert: hi guys.
[Polar] hi
[SB678] this is weird
[Lock] Not me
[Dan] @norbert i was referencing chef from south park dumbass
Norbert: Norbert is Norbert.
[Lock] JEFFY IS GAWD
[Seemsgood] HOW THE FUCK AM I NORBERT
Norbert: i prefer sonic the headhig.
[CS] is norbert hoopla
[Seemsgood] I AM NOT NORBERT
[Dan] “headhig”
[Lock] im not him either
[Norbert] no, Norbert is Norbert.
[Matchy] norBERT
[Cs] o
[Polar] Im not Norbert
[Lock] meet Norbert, he's your neighbor.
[Jasbre] Polar is Norbert
[Lock] he watches you sleep.
[Matchy] operating 3 accounts would be voodoo
[polar] it’s not me!
[matchman] is it bot?
[bot] it’s not me
[norbert] norbert is norbert.
[polar] who is this?
[norbert] norbert.
[lock] norbert is my wife.
[CS] THIS IS PATRICK
[bot] @norbert you like sml?
[lock] aw norbert left
[bot] hi discord cribb readers
(LATER: AFTER MR. MACKEY JOINED AND THEN EVENTUALLY LEFT THE CRIB)
→ homer the simpson joined your party
[Homer] d’oh!
[lock] why
[cs] also no
[Homer] gimme a donut.
[cs] ok
[Homer] and you live.
[cs] here (hands donut)
[Homer] stupid (red) flanders!
[cs] hey homer, do you know your son bert sampson?
[homer] my son is a (BLEEP) (BLEEP), I beat him everyday.
[homer] OH FUCK I AM NOT HUMMER
[Lock] why
[homer] @lock FUCK YOU
[cs] oh
[homer] BERT WHERE’S BERT
[CS] uh
[homer] WHERE’S BERT? I WANT VERY! *BERT, FUCK!
[cs] oh, alright then.
[homer] @CountSponge @Mildreeeeed @purple @pluto WHERE'S BERT
[lock] oof.
[cs] uh, ask matchy. He’ll know.
[homer] I NEED TO BEAT HIM
[cs] ok, more like
[pluto] holy crao
[cs] I NEED TO bert HIM
(badum tss)
[pluto] bert left.
[Homer] WHERE’S BERT
[purple] OH NO
[homer] THAT (bleep)
[pluto] his last words were, “eat my shorts”
[homer] FUCK DAMN, MY ANGER HAS REACHED MAXIMUM LEVEL
[dan/eric] humer eat {bleep}
[homer] @eric YOU FIRST ERIC FARTMAN
[Some bot on the server] homer has leveld up!
[homer] SHUT UPU
[lock] calm down homer
[eric] consume butt droppings
[Homer] MY SON IS BUTT DROPPINGS
(after a long sequence of slurs, butt and male private parts jokes and homer getting fired)
[Homer] ok im calm now.
[Homer] where am I? Im Gonna go now…
[Lock] oh god the pings
---> bert has joined
[Bert] im hiding from my dad, he (bleep)s me
[Lock] what?
[Bert] oh fuck here he comes
(Bert has left)
[Cs] oh.
[Luis] who wants to guest-write the next ep of discord crib?
[Lock and Seemsgood] me!
[Luis] alright.
[Norbert] hi, I'm norbert.
[Lock] shut up, Norbert.
[Dan] back to our conversation @spongebot.
[Bot] ok.
[Norbert] hi, im Norbert.
[Lock, Seemsgood, dan and bot] shut up, Norbert.
Le end
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