Orange Justice!

Orange Justice! is the 8th episode of SpongeBob And Dora Go Camping. The next episode is Crazy Trees. The last episode is [enter spanish word].
== Plot ==
SpongeBob and Dora take Joe Biden to court on account of defamation. (The judge is an orange.)
== Transcript ==
* Disclaimer: The following is fiction and is not a political commentary. 
*Reality TV narrator: "Welcome ladies and everything else, who are just now receiving this broadcast at home. You are now watching the newest live, totally not edited whatsoever, episode of Orange Justice! We see now, the main reality star: Donald Orange, definitely not a political commentary, sitting behind his desk. In the accusers corner, we've got SpongeBob and Dora, two friends who have traveled a long way to get from their site in a campground that's definitely not simulated in a computer, to the ORANGE. JUSTICE. COURTROOM. And on the defensive corner, we've got Joe Biden, an old man who you can bet is almost... definitely... not falling apart at the scenes."
* Joe Biden appeared behind a table, snoring.
* Donald Orange: "Mr. SpongeBob SquarePants, and Dora, uhh... China. I am ready to hear your reasoning behind this gathering here, today."
* Dora: "Sir, my last name isn't China."
* Donald Orange: "That's ok. To me, everything is China."
* SpongeBob: "Um... Anyways..."
* Dora: "Your honor, we're here to testify the case that Joe Biden used a disgusting pilot for a television series as defamation of SpongeBob's character."
* Donald Orange: "And if this is SpongeBo's argument... What role do you play in all of this drama?"
* Dora: "Honestly... I'm only here to see how things turn out, and also because the plot demands it... I... Don't know what that means."
* Donald Orange: "Mr. SquarePants... Being that Dora isn't officially a witness, nor a lawyer... Does that mean you don't have any official person brought in this here court to back up your claim?"
* SpongeBob: "I wouldn't say that..."
* Patrick then came into the courtroom, carrying a chair, allowing it to drag on the floor, making an ear piercing screeching noise.
* He sat down next to SpongeBob and Dora, wearing a gray tuxedo and a dark blue tie.
* SpongeBob (whispering): "Patrick?! What are you doing here? I thought I rehired that lawyer that once worked for Mr. Krabs."
* Patrick: "He couldn't make it. He, uh… Hit a new expense in health insurance."
* [Flashback to the Krusty Krab.]
* The lawyer was finishing eating a Krabby Patty, sitting at a table.
* Lawyer: "Now that I've finished my big hearty lunch, time to head over to the courtroom. After all, you can't make a good case under pressure with an empty stomach."
* He got up and walked towards the front doors, saying: "Bye, Mr. Krabs. See ya, Squidward. Have a good day, guys."
* Right when the lawyer was about to open the door to his right, Patrick came in, swinging the door into the lawyer's face, saying: "HELLO FOOD AND THE PEOPLE WHO, uh… Make it taste good."
* The lawyer got a black eye and passed out.
* [End of flashback.]
* Patrick: "That's why I'm here to cover for him! I've got a tie and everything! I even brought the book to throw it at Joe Biden. See!"
* SpongeBob: "No, Patrick! Don't-"
* Patrick threw the book, aiming at Joe Biden, but it missed and hit Donald Orange's desk, bouncing off of it and crashing into a window on the top of the back wall, breaking it.
* Patrick: "Uh… Oopse."
* Donald Orange (muttering to himself): "It looks like after this is over, I'll be taking a fool to court."
* SpongeBob: "Patrick, do you have the stuff?"
* Patrick: "Yes, I do!"
* Patrick took out a bottle of spray cheese and started spraying it in his mouth.
* Patrick: "It's delicious. Want some?"
* SpongeBob: "That's not what I meant."
* Patrick: "Oh, yeah. The other stuff!"
* Patrick handed SpongeBob a sheet of paper.
* Donald Orange: "What is that paper you two are exchanging?"
* SpongeBob slid the sheet of paper across a table that's in front of Donald Orange's desk. It had a picture of SpongeBob (wearing a dress) and Joe Biden on it, and a half robot bear in the background.
* Donald Orange: "What the [dolphin noise] am I looking at, right now?"
* SpongeBob: "It's a flyer for a TV series called "Joe Biden's Wonderful Life With SpongeBob", which didn't ask for permission to include me as a character in it, which in my opinion counts as character defamation."
* Donald Orange: "Why haven't I ever heard of that before?"
* SpongeBob: "The series never aired on a cable network because the pilot was never picked up, due to it being really bad."
* Patrick: "Yeah! But Joe Biden hung up thousands of flyers like that one, in Bikini Bottom and Washington DC."
* Donald Orange: "Hm… Witness China, is that true?"
* Dora: "Once again, that's not my name… But yes. It's true."
* Donald Orange: "Well then… It looks like I have no choice but to have Joe Biden sued and arrested for defamation. Case-"
* Donald Orange slammed his judge hammer on his desk, waking up sleepy, Joe Biden.
* Joe Biden: "Hey, come on, man! Do you really believe stinkin' me worked by myself on the series?! I'm just an actor! George Soros directed it!"
* Joe Biden pointed to his left, where George Soros was sitting at a table.
* George Soros: "I call bull- [dolphin noise]! Sure, I was hired to direct it... But everyone knows I'm an idiot! It was the half robot bear that did all the brain work!"
* George Soros pointed to his left, where the half robot bear sat at a table, holding a pencil in its right paw. It raised its right paw, in irritation.
* A bunch of news reporters and paparazzi suddenly surrounded the half robot bear, holding cameras and microphones, making lots of noise.
* Donald Orange: "What a plot twist!"
* SpongeBob: "Yeah. I wasn't expecting that."
* Patrick: "Neither was I."
* The End!
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