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Meat, carved up to order, mostly by weight, and uncooked.
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Beef, per pound, corned . . . . . 7ƒ
Beef, per pound, dried . . . . . 14ƒ
Beef, per pound, ground . . . . . 6ƒ
Beef, per pound, jerked . . . . . 7ƒ
Beef, per pound, roast . . . . . 7ƒ5
Beef, per pound, sausage . . . . . 5ƒ
Beef, per pound, smoked . . . . . 6ƒ
Beef, per pound, steak . . . . . 8ƒ
::————Delectable delightful steak; choicer cuts increase the price by up to seven times.
Beef, per pound, stew meat . . . . . 6ƒ
Beef, per pound, grain-fed, ground . . . . . 8ƒ
Beef, per pound, grain-fed, steak . . . . . 10ƒ
Beef, per pound, grain-fed, steak, choice cut . . . . . 15ƒ
Beef, per pound, grain-fed, veal . . . . . 1₲
Blood, per pint, animal . . . . . 5ƒ7
::————Blood: it's what's for dinner. Blood is used for delicacies in some cultures, and is a staple in a few (not just the unliving ones, either).
Boudin, per pound . . . . . 7ƒ3
Buffalo, per pound, dried . . . . . 17ƒ
Buffalo, per pound, ground . . . . . 9ƒ
Buffalo, per pound, jerked . . . . . 10ƒ
Buffalo, per pound, steak . . . . . 11ƒ
Gator boudin, per pound . . . . . 18ƒ
Gator tail, per pound . . . . . 16ƒ
Goat, per pound . . . . . 5ƒ
Haggis, per pound . . . . . 5ƒ
::————If you have to ask what this is, you probably won't want to eat it
Ham, per pound, smoked . . . . . 7ƒ
Ham, per pound . . . . . 6ƒ
Hooves, ears and assholes, per pound, sausage . . . . . 4ƒ
::————It's a hot dog!
Moose, per pound, smoked . . . . . 1₲1
::————The Palin special
Mutton, per pound . . . . . 7ƒ
Pork, per pound, bacon . . . . . 5ƒ
::————BACON!
Pork, per pound, chitterlings . . . . . 1ƒ7
::————The package may read 'pork chitterlings' but this is better known as 'chittlins'. It smells like Hell when it is cleaned or cooked, but tastes like Heaven.
Pork, per pound, porkchops . . . . . 7ƒ5
Pork, per pound, salted . . . . . 6ƒ
Pork, per pound, sausage . . . . . 5ƒ
Pork, per pound, smoked . . . . . 7ƒ
Rabbit, per pound . . . . . 4ƒ5
Smoked meat, per pound, bear . . . . . 1₲5
Smoked meat, per pound, venison . . . . . 1₲3
Unicorn, per ounce . . . . . 5₲7ƒ
::————Sweet delicious unicorn… The marketing department is wrong; the horn is not the 'best part'. I side with The Oatmeal on this one. It's meat from the thighs that is the most enchanting.
Venison, per pound . . . . . 6ƒ
::————Mmm… Bambi…
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