Xykeb Zraliv

Xykeb Zraliv is the pen name of Xykeb Zraliv. A former Kaizer and Pansy, he now runs Penrose with his long-time servant partner, Minish. 
== Biography ==
Xykeb Zraliv has done some shit he's not proud of, but at the end of the day he's done a lot better than certain other people. 
== Tropes applicable to Xykeb Zraliv ==
* Alternative Character Interpretation: According to Xykeb, Minish is a horny teenage loser who frequently stalks various women that happen to be to her liking. 
* Berserk Button: Stupidity and hypocrisy, the two most cardinal sins of humanity (transcending even the Eight Deadly Sins). 
* Brilliant, but Lazy
* Brutal Honesty: Tends to be completely frank with people he doesn't like.
* Catch Phrase: Has a lot.
* Deadpan Snarker
* Encyclopaedic Knowledge: Has sort of a jack-of-all-trades knowledge about a variety of subjects. 
* Genius Slob: Mostly due to laziness.
* Good With Numbers
* Hates Small Talk
* Hidden Depths: Pretends to have this so people will have a higher opinion of him. 
* I Just Want to be Special
* Jerk With a Heart of Gold
* Lemony Narrator: See :Category:Games for some examples. 
* Literalist Snarking
* Mouthful of Pi: Learned 100 digits, but stopped bothering after realizing that showing off was completely not worth it.
* Never Live it Down: Tends to do this to Minish despite her character growth, particularly about sucking at video games, acting like an eight year old, and dating Stars. Also refuses to forgive Stars for anything she has ever done, although that part is completely justified and the objectively correct opinion to have. 
* Renaissance Man
* Ridiculous Procrastinator
* Sabotutor: Does this to Minish with various video games.
* Sarcastic Confession: Has done this a few times to troll Minish.
* Sarcastic Devotee
* Sarcasm Failure: Tends to speak in a surprisingly insightful and serious way when presented with a particularly serious issue. 
* Saying Sound Effects Out Loud: Says "sigh" and "groan" a lot.
* Sophisticated as Hell: Of several varieties, but especially the last.
* Stepford Snarker
* The Ace: At math and certain video games.
* The Snark Knight: When not being a regular Deadpan Snarker.
* Wise Beyond Their Years: More because the standards are so low than because he himself shows any particular level of maturity, but he's notably wiser than many people that are older than him. 
Category:Kaizer Family
Category:Pansy Family
Category:Penrose Family