Well, Shit

Well, Shit is a companion quest for Varric in Dragon Age: Inquisition.
== Acquisition ==
Available after completing the main quest Here Lies the Abyss. In the Dragon Age Keep, only an Inquisitor who is friends with Varric can mark this quest as completed.
Talk to Varric to trigger a cutscene where he is seen speaking to Bianca Davri in his usual spot. She explains that there is a lead on Corypheus' red lyrium source, as the location of a mine in Valammar has been leaked. Agreeing to help her starts the quest.
== Walkthrough ==
Travel to the Hinterlands and venture to Valammar with Varric. The fastest way there is fast traveling to Upper Lake Inquisition Camp. Bianca will be waiting inside Valammar and, after a cutscene, will accompany the group. Head to the Lower Terrace and let her open the large, stone door that leads to a previously inaccessible area.
Kill the mobs in the room. A codex entry can be found here as well. The key is found in the end of the room, on the desk.
In the following cutscene, it is revealed that Bianca was the leak. She gave the red lyrium mine's key to a corrupted Warden (Larius/Janeka, depending on the choices during Legacy) and therefore unknowingly aided Corypheus.
Return to Skyhold and speak to Varric about what happened to complete the quest.
== Rewards ==
* 1,025 XP
* Influence 400
* Power 3
== Results ==
* When talking to Varric, additional dialog options are available when asking about Bianca.
* Varric's Tarot Card changes to "The Sun".
* A friendship cutscene for Varric becomes available given a high enough approval.
== Approval ==
=== Open the locked door ===
Cutscene
* That was handy. - No approval change.
* You were waiting to do that. - 
* There's no time to waste. - No approval change.
=== Finding the key ===
Bianca: I just ... wanted to figure it out.
* Did you? - No approval change.
* You're not saying everything. - No approval change.
* That was stupid. - 
Bianca: Then I went to you.
* It isn't really your fault. - 
* You put this on us. - 
* You've done a lot of damage. - 
Varric: As if i would tell stories about my own mistakes!
* Varric is right. - 
* She's right. - 
* Just let it go. - No approval change.
* Get a room, you two. - No approval change.
=== Back at Skyhold ===
Varric: And I am not good at dealing with shit like this.
* Nobody is. - No approval change.
* Talk your way out of it. - 
* Just confront it. - No approval change.
Varric: If Cassandra hadn't dragged me here, I'd be in Kirkwall right now, pretending none of this was happening.
* No you wouldn't. - 
* Nothing's stopping you. - 
* She did you a favor. - 
== Bugs ==
* If you entered Valammar previously and sealed the tunnel, a new Hurlock alpha will spawn on your return and the Inquisitor will still remark that the hole needs to be sealed even if it already has been.
* If the Valammar Key is obtained during the side quest Deep Trouble before Bianca unlocks the entrance to the thaig, the quest may not complete. However, if Deep Trouble is started after this quest is resolved, it can be completed as intended.
Category:Dragon Age: Inquisition companion quests