Keranique and StrawberryBlah's Adventures

==Chapter 1==
Keranique POV
As me and StrawberryBlah got off the boat, we looked at our new surroundings; a small Chinese town. "What a beautiful place!" she said. "pls" SB replied back. "PLS HUSBAND" I said back. He didn't respond.
We walked on and saw a booth for hairspray surprisingly, and also a booth where money came for free. "Hing hong chao!" StrawberryBlah tried speaking Chinese.
The vendor, Moneyblah responded by slapping him in the face.
As they walked down the road, they saw a man with a bird, as StrawberryBlah looked closer, it reminded him of a certain politician: Bernie Sanders.
They entered the small house, a Chinese house with a Japanese feel. The inside had two small beds on either side, a very small pot to boil stuff with and a cooker, a sink, a very small bathroom and a computer obviously to keep in update with HHW.
They saw the bird from earlier loudly make a terrible call, and then peck at StrawberryBlah. As I was looking out at the balcony, StrawberryBlah was trying to avoid the Birdie Sanders.
StrawberryBlah POV
I was being attacked by the bird while my hideous wife was looking out at the view. I thought this place was meh, so I yelled out "PLS" to her.
Keranique then replied: "BE QUIET!"
I managed to cause the bird to fly out the window, and shut them quickly.
I yelled out, "Why weren't you helping me?!"
"Well duh, I was busy." she smart-mouthed back to me.
"Busy doing what? Breathing?" I retorted.
Keranique went quiet after that.
Keranique POV
I saw a large crowd standing at the town square, so I 360'd that jump and went down.
I saw StrawberryBlah faceplant into the concrete as I kept skipping down.
I saw a large male, who called himself "Sassy The Sasscan of Sass" which I thought was a weird name, and the vendor from before, Moneyblah.
'Was this a fight?' I thought in my head.
I saw Sassy The Sasscan of Sass being cool and stuff.
Moneyblah threw money into the crowd as I punched a billion people, at least half the crowd was gone so I was getting all the cash.
I blew out my fists which had no problems at all.
I saw a rocket going through the sky and saw a giant blob fall from the sky and swallow them both up.
"HI THERE, I'M BOB THE BLOB!" the weird blue blob yelled out.
"Uhh.. okay.." Keranique said.
StrawberryBlah's POV
I decided this was enough and once I wanted to be stronger than my beautiful (his mind was contradicting) and awesome wife.
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