Cajino

Cajino is the official language of Cajin Republic. It is like english but the pronunciations and scripts are differents
In english, when you break a vase, you say "Oh no, I broke that vase!", but in Cajino, you say "Oh no, the vase broke!" In english you blame yourself for your actions, but in Cajino, you don't. English speakers remember better who's responsible for accidents.
English 	Cajino
Toadette 	Toadete
Hello 	Halo
Bye 	Bai
The 	De
Blue 	Blu
Green 	Grin
Yellow 	Hielow
Brown 	Broun
White 	Whait
Create 	Creat
Authority 	Autority
Damianese Federation	Damianes Federation
Toadette Kingdom 	Toadete Kingdom
You 	U
Sky 	Skye
Saudi Deeria 	Saudi Diria
Back 	Bak
Water 	Wader
Empire 	Empyre
World 	Wourld
Explosion 	Explousion
Darkness 	Darknes
Yes 	Jes
Buy 	Bay
Thank you 	Thank u
This 	Dis
Brother 	Broter
Coffee 	Cofi
Eat 	It
Dinner 	Diner
Me 	Mi
All 	Al
No Smoking 	No Esmokin
You look nice 	U luk naic