Dancing Zombie Interview

By BGB64
Me: Well, Dancing Zombie, firstly, what do you think of your backup dancers?
Dancing Zombie: Tey arr lame. I go to da trouble ov digged tem up from the gwond to attak and all tey do is dye. The shape of the dance grop is terrible, too. one wall-nit bold at the front killz one of the side ones and te one at the bac.
Me: Anything else you want to say?
Dancing Zombie: You're an idiot.
Me: Shut Up! No brains for you in the next two weeks.
Dancing Zombie: Gimme brains!
Me: No.
I press the button to open the trap door in front of me, which causes him to fall into an incinerator.
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