Friend Fun

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Charlie Brown has a Running Challenge.
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== Transcript ==
* Mister-Jaw: [walks in] Hullo. I got caught in traffic on the way in here when that whole 'Pebble Beach' thing reared its ugly head and I... [Donkey, Marty, Shrek, Ernie, Bert, Spike and Snoopy stares at him blankly] Anyway, we have a boy named Charlie Brown, so let's all put on a happy face for Charlie. [opens the door to show Charlie Brown.] Tell them something about yourself, Charlie Brown.
* Charlie Brown: Well, I like to kick footballs.
* Mister-Jaw: [laughs] What a card! Now, it's time to pick your football holder. Just go ahead and run on the track. [Marty, Donkey, Shrek, Ernie and Bert run off. Snoopy is holding a football]
* Charlie Brown: [worried, to Mister-Jaw] Hi, I'm Charlie Brown...
* Mister-Jaw: Hi, Charlie Brown. you're going to kick my football. How about you, Doggy? [Snoopy approaches the board] Please draw Something. [draws an image on the board]
* Charlie Brown: You mean my dog Snoopy? [has drawn a picture of Charlie Brown kicking a football in a GI]
* Mister-Jaw: My, how very creative! We have an artist in the class. [Spike Claps his hands]
* Charlie Brown: [At a Bathroom] I just don't understand. Why would Lucy pull it away? [shows Lucy pulling away the Football from Charlie Brown, sending him flying] Good Grief, What am I going to do? [hears the door open] What was that? Someone's coming. They're getting closer. I've just got to act natural. [The Pink Panther opens the door]
* The Pink Panther: Have a Happy Day. [walks out]
* Charlie Brown: Phew, I thought for sure that was gonna be... [Mister-Jaw opens the stall]
* Mister-Jaw: HEEGotcha!
* Charlie Brown: Ahh! Uh, hello, sir. Kick any good footballs lately? Yeah, I remember last week, I was trying to kick this girl's football. And every time I kick it, she pulls it away.
* Mister-Jaw: Hey, that story really speaks to me.
* Charlie Brown: Really? What's it say?
* Mister-Jaw: It says now, I'm gonna play with Zig and Sharko. [Leaves. Cut to later where Charlie Brown is walking down the hall]
* Charlie Brown: Oh Good Grief, I just can't do this. [the school phone rings and Charlie Brown picks it up] Death row, next in line speaking.
* Cookie Monster: [over phone] Hi, I'd like to place an order for delivery.
* Charlie Brown: Who is it? [cut to the Patty Cafe]
* Cookie Monster: It's Cookie Monster. Hey Chuck. Let me get a large double fudge, double- [cut back to Charlie Brown]
* Charlie Brown: Listen! It's me, Charlie Brown! I need your help!
* Cookie Monster: [over phone] You're working at Pizza Pops now?
* Charlie Brown: What? No, listen! I'm in big trouble. I have to run around a track and kick a football. 
* Cookie Monster: [over phone] I know, I am going to finish desert.
* Charlie Brown: You there?
* Cookie Monster: [over phone] Oh, I'm sorry, Chuck. I was just talking to my Furry Pal, Grover. [Charlie Brown is horror-struck. Cut to the Patty Cafe where Grover is sitting with Cookie Monster enjoying a beverage]
* Grover: What's Going on Chuck? [cut back to Charlie Brown]
* Charlie Brown: It must have been years. Well, let me get going. [Charlie Brown drops the phone and runs off]
* Grover: Chuck? [cut to Mister-Jaw's room where Charlie Brown stops at him]
* Mister-Jaw: Come in, Brown.
* Charlie Brown: Jaws, can I leave?
* Mister-Jaw: Why?
* Charlie Brown: I can't tell you.
* Mister-Jaw: Why ever not?
* Charlie Brown: I just can't. My physical being is at stake, let's just leave it at that.
* Mister-Jaw: Charlie Brown, you can tell me anything. You've got to believe that.
* Charlie Brown: Well, okay. But only if you promise to keep it between us.
* Mister-Jaw: Of course.
* Charlie Brown: When is the game going to start?
* Mister-Jaw: What? There shall be no butt-kicking in any class of mine! This is an adult program. Charlie Brown, just leave it to me.
* Charlie Brown: Aw, thanks Jaws. I knew I could count on you.
* [at the field]
* Lucy: Charlie Brown, I am never going to pull away my football at all! You see Charlie Brown, I want to be your friend. Not a Blockhead. [Violet who is wearing a GI kicks a football] And maybe play some sports with you on weekends.
* Charlie Brown: I've gotta run! [runs on the whole track until he takes a turn]
* Marcie: Huh? Where's Charles?
* Lucy: He left the track. He also wore speed shoes.
* Shrek: Okay, see, He didn't know where else to turn! Donkey couldn't help me, and Mister-Jaw only made it worse. And I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but he wants to have a massive slime beach party.
* Marcie: Sir?
* Charlie Brown: [running] Out of my way! Out of my way! [points] Can't you see?! [Bully #1 look over to Granny at a bus stop]
* Granny: Hi there, nice day today.
* Bully #1: So, you like kicking footballs, do ya? Well we'll show you, old lady! [Charlie Brown is hiding in a garbage can]
* Charlie Brown: Okay, okay, I got to skip town, start a new life, live under an assumed name! "Charli XCX". Yeah, that's good. Grow a beard, and then shave it off, and live happily ever after. [Bully #2 is behind him driving a motorcycle]
* Bully #2: Yeah, except you forgot the part where I Pull away your Football! [Laughs. Charlie Brown gasps three times and runs off while still in the garbage can. As he is running down the road, trash falls out of the garbage can, including a banana peel. Bully #2 screams when he sees the banana peel on the ground. When the motorcycle runs over the peel, it goes out of control]
* [Later]
* Bully #3: Hey, you feeling better?
* Brutus: Where is he?
* Charlie Brown: [screaming and running] Run! [Granny and Fabulous Freddie are mad at Bully #1]
* Bully #1: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old lady!?
* Granny: [Granny Hits Bully #1 with her Umbrella] You Putty Tat! [Freddy and Granny walk off. Cut to Charlie Brown running]
* Bully #3: Oh Brutus, Charlie Brown is coming! Hope I Pull it away!
* Brutus: Oh, Charlie Brown is here!
* Charlie Brown: Here I Come! [Slow-Motion. Just as Charlie Brown kicks the football, Bully #3 pulls it away, sending Charlie Brown Screaming and Flying. He Lands on Big Nose's Pool. When They Reach Underwater, Big Nose Shouts at him to get out of the pool. Charlie Brown comes out of the pool very horrified] Good Grief. [Bully #3 and Brutus laugh at him]
* Bully #3: You're a Blockhead Failure. Get him! [Brutus chases Charlie Brown]
* Violet: Oh you Blockhead!
* Lucy: You are in SO MUCH TROUBLE. [Lucy slaps Bully #3 and brings him handcuffs]
* Bully #3: [sigh]
* Charlie Brown: [in his bed] Don't answer. [A Knock on the door is heard] I said don't answer. [The Knock is heard again] Didn't you hear me? I said don't answer. [Peppermint Patty opens the door] Hello.
* Peppermint Patty: Chuck, I'm signing you in to Karate! Do you known what that means? [cut to next day where Charlie Brown is in a field, wearing a GI, and kicking a football. Then the scene cuts to him playing cards with Snoopy, riding a bike, climbing a ladder, carrying baskets of rocks on both hands, sleeping, and eating breakfast. Cut to the tree where Peppermint Patty and Charlie Brown are sitting] Chuck, how is it going?
* Charlie Brown: I'm gonna have a daily routine
THE END
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