Edzilla

Edzilla is the light of our lives and smile on our lips. Edzilla screams, bickers, repeats everything you do, and does everything that would normally piss you off. But, it's edzilla. It's not so bad. It's actually kind of good. (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
Edzilla comes equipped with a number of special functions. See below for a comprehensive list.
Commands
Command	Effect 	Example
 	(tlnote: means ) 	
 	wark 	
 	Oh, Wessie! Vin wanted me to remind you to come to bed.	
 	GOTTA GO FAST 	
 	exci, Kilim taught me that on 2001-20-10 30:00:01 	
It's believed that there are other commands, but you must discover these for yourself.