Jasbre Retires

Jasbre Retires is the tenth episode of SBFW Campsite, and the last episode in season one.
== Transcript ==
(Episode opens in Jasbre’s cabin)
Jasbre: (talking to himself) god, it’s too hot here. Also, I don’t really like many of the kids. I should call a meeting.
(Jasbre calls a meeting in the main lodge with Bot, Dan, Purps, Crazy, JustYes, and Vanessa)
Jasbre: Guys, I have an announcement to make.
Dan: Can we speed this up? I got some prosti- I mean some pasghetti cooking at home. Yep mhm.
Jasbre: Okay then.
(Purps scoots his chair away from Dan)
Jasbre: Anyways, I have decided to retire as a counselor. 
Purps: WHAT NO YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!
Bot: Jasbre if you quit I will call an airstrike on your house.
JustYes: Wait who are you guys and why am I here?
Purps: Don’t you remember? You came here on the bus the other day.
JustYes: Oh yeah, that’s right.
Crazy: Jasbre, please don’t retire. I’ll pay you.
Jasbre: I’m sorry guys, but that’s just the way it has to be. I gotta focus on my future and not a summer camp.
Bot: There’s still a month left of summer though, you can’t just quit now. 
Jasbre: I’m afraid I have to.
Dan: Well good luck or whatever.
Jasbre: Dan, maybe you could take my place.
Dan: No sorry, I’m only 14.
Purps: Wait what?
Dan: Yeah, I’ve been lying about my age for a few years now.
Bot: Ok then.
JustYes: Once again, WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
Bot: Your new best friends.
Jasbre: Well guys, it was fun while it lasted.
(A rocket goes off underneath Jasbre’s chair and he flies away)
Dan: Alright now I gotta get to my hoo- I mean hoofed horse. Yep mhm.
Purps: Bro just go.
Dan: Ight peace out.
(Cut to team building exercises for the cabins)
Purps: Hey now that Jasbre’s gone it looks like we’re actually doing camp stuff at camp.
Dan: Well I’m in charge now, so get with your cabins and work together to jump rope.
SwedishWalrus: What?
Mew: Oh okay.
Dan: Um yeah, coordination and shit.
(A tall woman comes out and puts her hand out for Dan to pay her)
Dan: Oh yeah, here are some pesos I picked up on my travels.
(The woman kicks Dan in the nuts and walks away)
Dan: Ah shit dammit ooooowwwwwwwchhhhhh. Just jump rope.
(Bot and Purps swing the rope for Crazy, Image, Mew, and Red Dragon to jump)
Red Dragon: Could you guys slow it down?
Bot: Nope, I am programmed to speed up.
(The jump rope starts swinging super fast until Purps can’t keep up and it breaks his arm)
Purps: BOT YOU FREAKING IDIOT OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!
Image: Quick call an ambulance.
Mew: On it.
(Mew calls an ambulance; the ambulance arrives and some doctors step out and help Purps in; cut to SwedishWalrus and Joey swinging the rope for Granite, Vanessa, NoName, and JCM)
JCM: Wait why am I back here.
Vanessa: No clue. Hey is that an ambulance?
Purps: (from ambulance) I’ll be all better by next episode guys, don’t worry!
(The ambulance drives away and Vanessa trips on the jump rope)
Vanessa: DAN THIS PLACE SUCKS WITH YOUR RULE!
Dan: Hey I’m sowry, I’m just not a good leader.
Bot: I demand Jasbre comes back. Let’s freaking riot.
(Red Dragon kicks over a stone)
Red Dragon: RIOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
(Everyone starts rioting; within five minutes the entire camp goes up in smoke and flames)
Bot: Hey guys what happened to Dan?
(Cut to Dan in his cabin’s basement)
Dan: (into phone) yeah can I please get a five cheese pizza? By the way just ignore the smoke and fire around my cabin thanks.
(Cut back to the riots)
Matchy: Guys do you really think destroying the camp will bring Jasbre back?
Crazy: Yes, that’s exactly what we think. Now here, help me tear down the walls of his cabin.
(Meanwhile, hundreds of miles away at Jasbre’s house)
Jasbre: I can sense somebody screwing with my cabin. They’re DEAD.
(Cut back to the rioting)
Image: Guys we’ve gone insane.
(Pizza guy arrives)
Pizza Guy: Yeah I have a pizza here for Dan?
(Everyone looks at the pizza guy, then Dan’s cabin, causing them all to charge at his cabin)
Dan: What’s that? An angry mob? UH OH!
(Dan hides behind a couch with all of his weed)
Dan: SHIIIIII
Purps: FBI OPEN UP!
(Mew kicks the door down and everyone starts hunting for Dan)
Vanessa: Hey, he’s behind the couch!
Dan: You’ll never take me alive!
(Dan tries to run but trips and smacks his face into the wall, causing him to go unconscious; suddenly, Jasbre arrives in a tank outside)
Jasbre: WHO WAS TOUCHING MY HOUSE?!
(Everyone points at Crazy)
Crazy: o
(Jasbre shoots a missile at Crazy, but he dodges it)
Jasbre: DON’T YOU EVER TOUCH MY HOUSE AGAIN.
(Crazy nods his head, cut to a meeting)
Jasbre: Fine, I’ll come out of retirement. But only for the rest of this summer, next summer I’m not coming back.
Dan: Sounds good to me.
Jasbre: By the way, where’s Purps?
Bot: I broke his arm and now he’s in the hospital. Little does he know I paid the doctors a million dollars to remove one of his kidneys and give it to me.
Jasbre: Wait what no don’t do that Bot.
Bot: I already paid them. Sorry.
(Episode ends)
==Trivia==
* This was the second episode solo-written by Purple133.
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