The Awesome Story

= " So fucking awesome you'll shit your fucking pants! " - Someone probably, idk... =
== Plot ==
== Characters ==
* Agender Airrack - Proud Agender, Proud Armenian, Proud Adult!
* SpongeBob SquarePants - A beloved sponge, from the hit show " SpongeBob SquarePants "!
* William - A Black Bat that roams the dark streets of random cities, and preys on little kids...
* Timmy & Bob - Two Warriors, and Two dreams to save the princess trapped in the lair!
* Jimmy, Timmy, Shaun - A group of three cats, with a gasped expression on their weary faces. What are they shocked about? Well, it's to crazy to be told...
* Ray Dalton - A known black artist for his songs, and his verse in " Can't Hold Us " by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, ft. Ray Dalton.
* Bout' This Big Guy - Always haves his hands up to tell people that this measurement is bout' this big!
* Bliss - A raging sun ready to attack the needy, greedy, and poor...
* Courage The Cowardly Dog - He babbles in stressful situations, so he can't get much done...
* Pinocchio Braden - Watch out! He's known as a commonly pathologically liar! He doesn't have a wife riddled with Cancer!!!
* Angry Birds Space Building Set - Amazing friends with Pauly, and does stuff he doesn't need to because he is nice!
* Pauly - A cat the cries all the time, because his late wife died 12 years ago from Pneumonia; but luckily his friend " Angry Birds Space Building Set " is with him a lot helping him ease the pain of a loved one loss...
* Ornament - Thinks about what their life have came too...
* Quandarius Figglebottom - Sheniqua's Cousin, and he often visit and hangs out with his three good friends ( Ornament, Bliss, And Courage The Cowardly Dog )!
* Evil Ray Dalton - He wants to kill his good counterpart, because he made it big and himself didn't...
* Tyrone Millhouse II - A husband to his wife, A dad to his three kids, and a loved dude in the community!
== Notes, Facts, And Extra Information ==
* Quandarius Figglebottom haves a crush on Ornament, now don't ask me why a black guy would be crushing on a fucking Christmas tree decoration ; but hey I don't care!
* This story have a lot of respenatation! Like black people! Agenders! Long Noses! So much diversity!
* My self appears only a astounding 161 Times!