Scent to the Rescue

Linus has to get rid of the nauseous scents
== Transcript ==
* Linus: Now, how do I use this thing? [smells something] What is that smell? [walks over to a bakery] Pastries? I never knew they smelled so good! [goes inside]
* Cookie Monster: Well, I guess I will be eating those. [cuts to Lucy walking out of the Market with more flowers]
* Lucy: Let's see Linus destroy these. [Lucy sniffs them all in his nose, then he is sitting on a lawn mower smelling the grass, then putting on deodorant, and sniffing his arm pit. He then smells some bread, and floats toward it. He then floats through a cloud of perfume a lady is putting on]
* Linus: All these years I knew I was missing out on something, but I never thought smelling could be this good! [Linus smells a bad smell, then falls] What is that horrible smell? [notices something] Onion rings? [sniffs them, then screams and covers his nose] The scent! Nobody told me about bad smells! [a bad smell taps him on the shoulder] What is it now? [Linus sniffs some trash, then runs away from the stench] I'm going to have to re-think this whole smelling thing. [runs into his bedroom, and the smell vanishes. Linus sits in his bed] I made it. At least here at home, I can't be attacked by those wretched odors. [Linus smells a bad smell again] Bad smells are all around me! [takes a look at all the trash. He faces up and cries] I cannot live in these conditions! [puts a mask on his nose, then gets some cleaning spray and a brush. He then cleans his home]
* [1 Full Clean Later, Linus' house is really clean, and he is still cleaning]
* Charlie Brown: Hey Linus. How looking good.
* Linus: The smells! They're everywhere! It's unbearable!
* Charlie Brown: What's wrong?
* Linus: There's nauseous scents EVERYWHERE! On Skunks, Horses, and Raccoons!
* Charlie Brown: Where do you think you're going?
* Linus: To get rid of those monsters. I can't deal with the ugliness
* Charlie Brown: Good Grief.
* Pig-Pen: What did he say?
* Charlie Brown: He said that Linus hates ugliness
* Pig-Pen: I can be Filthy as long as I want.
* [Oscar's Trash Can]
* Linus: Well you can't go to work smelling like that. You should be thanking me, Mr. Grouch. [smells another bad smell] Smell's like, something greasy! [sprays air freshener around him]
* Oscar: [coughs] My mouth can't take these conflicting flavors! Agh! 
* Linus: This air freshener should finish the job. ["You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" by Thurl Ravenscroft plays]
* Singer: ♪You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel, You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch, You're a bad banana with a... greasy black peel!♪
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