The Meme Machine

= Information =
The Meme Machine, also known as FCP-294 is a machine that resembles a printer but with a keyboard attached to the top, the keyboard is a typical QWERTY keyboard, upon depositing fifty cents US currency into a coin slot on the side, and the user is prompted to enter the name of a topic that will be used to make a meme. Upon doing so, a piece of paper will come out of the printer and show the meme. Ninety-seven initial test runs were performed (including requests for relatable memes, reposts, shitposts, and cringe, normally unusual types of memes such as names, paradox, and the multiverse, as well as memes that do not usually exist in such a topic, such as reality-bending, and alien) and each one returned a success. Test runs with nonreality topics such as anti-reality bend have failed, however, as it appears that SCP-294 can only deliver memes that can exist in this reality.
It is of note that after approximately fifty uses, the machine would not respond to further requests. After approximately 90 minutes, the machine seemed to have restocked itself.
Testing is ongoing. As suggested, SCP-294 was moved to the 2nd-floor personnel break room as a funny meme maker. Following incident 294-01, guards were stationed at the item and a security clearance became necessary to interact with it.
= Floppa Containment Procedures =
There are no standard special containment procedures on file for Item FCP-294. However, only personnel of security clearance level 2 or higher are allowed to interact with it (see document FCP-294a). FCP-294 is currently being stored in the 2nd-floor personnel break room and is monitored by two guards of security clearance level 3 at all times.
= Document SCP-294a (regarding incident 294-01) =
On August 21, 2018, Agent C██████ attempted to use FCP-294 and typed in "a meme my son will like" onto the machine, the machine started rumbling and shaking for 5 minutes, before printing a meme so cringe that everyone in the break room passed out, and Agent C██████ died, it turns out Agent C██████ 's son was a jellybean fan, so the machine created a meme equal to the cringe level of jellybean.
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