The Mean 3's Return/Transcript

The following is a script of The Mean 3's Return. Dialogue text is directly taken from the episode and is unaltered. Text in the brackets is used for visual clues and were added in by the wiki's creator, Stelllarz.
[The intro to Spongepie Pony Girl's channel plays. Afterwards, the screen turns black and white text reads, "As most of you know by now,spongebob and pinkie got married and later on had a child named'Bonnie'......". The text then switches to read, "But thats not the only thing thats going on you see.....". After switching again, it says, "Cozy glow,tirek,and Chrystalis broke out of stone.....". Another switch happens with the text reading, "And they are making plans to ruin equestria for good....". The screen now shows the inside of Grogar's lair. Cozy Glow is in her alicorn form.]
Cozy: NOW WE ARE FREE WE CAN DESTROY EQUESTRIA AGAIN!
[The scene switches to show Chrysalis and Tirek, both in their strongest forms, standing in front of the table with a crystal ball showing Pinkie and SpongeBob.]
Tirek: grrrrrr....but it wont be that easy.....
Chrysalis: Yeah! those two idiots are now in loved with each other!its pointless!
[Cozy Glow enters the scene. Tirek and Chrysalis are now standing next to each other.]
Cozy: are you seriously saying you give up?
Tirek and Chrysalis: YES!
[The scene changes to be presumably what the crystal ball sees. A bright yellow light goes around the edge in a circle, the middle of the scene shows SpongeBob lifting up Bonnie playfully as Pinkie watches.]
Cozy: as you can see spongebob and pinkie are parents..
SpongeBob: upsy daisy
Bonnie: weee!
Pinkie: careful spongebob we dont want to hurt her
[SpongeBob now holds Bonnie in his hands.]
SpongeBob: Ok..your mother is right..thats enough upy
Bonnie: hehe upy
Pinkie: phew*
Tirek: whats the point?
Chrysalis: yeah so?
[The scene switches back to the first shot of Cozy in Grogar's lair.]
Cozy: ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS CAPTURE THE CHILD AND THAN THE TWO WILL COME RIGHT TO US!!
[Cozy returns next to Chrysalis and Tirek.]
Cozy: beside I can teleport
Tirek: OK LETS DO IT!
Chrysalis: sure...why not?
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "bonnie than disapered that night and spongebob pinkie started looking for her....". SpongeBob and Pinkie are in their bedroom, looking at each other solemnly.]
Pinkie: did you find her?
SpongeBob: No...And I'm guessing you didnt find her either..
Pinkie: no I didnt and I'm losing my mind if we dont find her
[SpongeBob wraps his arm around Pinkie.]
SpongeBob: pinkie....its ok......we will all be okay.....
Pinkie: I guess your right but what if....
[They both stand up, looking confused.]
Twilight: SPONGEBOB! PINKIE GET DOWN HERE ITS AN EMERGANCY
SpongeBob: huh?
Pinkie: okay???
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "When twilight told them about the mean 3's escape....". On the main floor of Sugarcube Corner, Twilight is looking at her hoof, appearing concerned. Pinkie is freaking out while SpongeBob is pondering.]
Pinkie: But...How?!
Twilight: I...I dont know..
SpongeBob: Our child missing... the mean three escape..
[SpongeBob looks determined. Pinkie turns to look at him while Twilight is questioning the situation.]
SpongeBob: I think I know where our girl is!
Pinkie: you think?
Twilight: what are you talking about?
Pinkie: our little girl vanished....!
SpongeBob: and we think we know where she is...
Twilight: wait what was that behind me?
[In the middle of Ponyville, Cozy is smiling menacingly while levitating Bonnie's hoof with her magic.]
Twilight: COZY GLOW!
SpongeBob and Pinkie: BONNIE!!
Bonnie: mama dada
[Twilight, SpongeBob, and Pinkie all stand angrily in front of Sugarcub Corner. Cozy is flying in front of them, still smiling.]
Twilight: GIVE HER BACK COZY GLOW!
Cozy: Never!
SpongeBob: DONT YOU HURT HER!
Pinkie: YEAH SHE IS ONLY LITTLE!
[The rest of the Mane 6 shows up, also staring angrily at Cozy.]
Rarity: HEY!
Rainbow: You heard them!
Applejack: Give her back!
Fluttershy: yeah!
[The scene changes to be a closeup shot of Cozy, who is glowing red.]
Cozy: FOOLS YOU THINK I CAME ALONE! ON TIREK!
[The scene changes to show Tirek leviating the Mane 5 in the air. All of them are glowing yellow.]
Tirek: IM ON IT!
The Mane 5: AHHHHHH
[A yellow bubble surrounds the Mane 5]
Tirek: There thats better...
[The scene returns to Pinkie and SpongeBob. Pinkie looks angry while SpongeBob looks shocked.]
Pinkie: You leave my friends and us alone!
[The scene goes back to Tirek, who now has Chrysalis and Cozy on his right shoulder. An orangish yellow light shoots from between his horns.]
Tirek: OH YEAH?!
Chrysalis: haha
Cozy: bye bye pinkie..
[The scene shows Pinkie surrounded by yellow magic.]
Pinkie: AAAAHHHH
[SpongeBob is devastated. The Mean 3 stand behind him.]
SpongeBob: PINKIE!!!!!!
Cozy: That was easier than I planned
[The next scene shows outlines of a collapsed Pinkie and SpongeBob running toward her.]
SpongeBob: NOOOOOO!
[SpongeBob holds Pinkie in his arms.]
SpongeBob: are you ok???
Pinkie: no..I got blast through the chest....
[He stands up appalled, dropping her.]
SpongeBob: WAIT THE CHEST?!
Pinkie: OW! YES!
[He looks up angrily.]
SpongeBob: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR HOOVES OFF MY WIFE!
[Cozy Glow is flying in the sky.]
Cozy: Open your eyes moron! your only a sponge and I'm a powerful alicorn genius!
[The scene returns to show SpongeBob, who walking away from Pinkie while still looking angry.]
SpongeBob: I'm not scared...you may be powerful... but I will end this with a fight!
[The Mean 3 are clustered together. Cozy looks confident, Tirek looks angry, and Chrysalis looks frustrated.]
Cozy: OH COME ON SPONGEBOB!
Tirek: LOOK WHO YOUR DEALING WITH
Chrysalis: dont encourage him guys!
[Rainbow Dash flies past them.]
Rainbow: he aint facing this alone!
Chrysalis: I tried to tell you!
[SpongeBob gets on Rainbow's back. Rainbow flies back, appearing determined.]
SpongeBob: Thanks Rd!
Rainbow: DONT MENTION IT
[The next scene shows Twilight charging her magic underneath Tirek.]
Twilight: RAINBOW YOU GET CHRYSTALIS I GOT TIREK THE OTHERS HAVE COZY GLOW!
[Rainbow keeps flying in the sky while SpongeBob jumps off.]
Rainbow: Ok.Spongebob jump off!
SpongeBob: Got it!
[Back on the ground, Chrysalis fires an attack upwards, presumably towards SpongeBob and Rainbow Dash.]
Chrysalis: HHHIIISSSSS
[The scene switches to show Rainbow trapped in a cocoon. Chrysalis looks toward her angrily.]
Chrysalis: Ok one down.. 5 to go!
[The scene switches again to show Twilight angrily flying towards Chrysalis.]
Twilight: YOU DONT TOUCH ANYPONY GOT IT!
[Tirek fires another attack.]
Tirek: SIKE! NO I DONT!
[Twilight appears in a cocoon next to Tirek.]
Tirek: Thats two just 4 to go!
[The next scene has Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy running in the direction of the audience's left.]
Applejack: COZY GLOW! YOU LEAVE THAT FILLY ALONE OR ELSE!
[Cozy is flying in the air while levitating a bubble holding Bonnie.]
Bonnie: crying*
Cozy: Oh crap here they come!
[She charges up a magic attack and grins.]
Cozy: you wanna fight?! I WILL GIVE YOU A FIGHT!
[Back on the ground, Applejack whips out a lasso. Fluttershy and Rarity stare at Cozy.]
Applejack: dont worry gals I got this!....
Rarity and Fluttershy: grrrr
[The lasso extends toward Cozy Glow.]
Applejack: SURENDER NOW!
[Cozy smiles.]
Cozy: your serious right?
[Applejack's lasso approaches Cozy as she shoots a red beam towards them.]
Applejack: Oh....crap!
[Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy's outlines are on the ground surrounded by red.]
Applejack, Rarity, & Fluttershy: AAAAHHH
[Cozy gets closer to the ground and laughs.]
Cozy: YES! NOW JUST THAT IDIOT SPONGEBOB TO DEAL WITH!
[SpongeBob returns to standing near Sugarcube corner with a serious expression. Pinkie can't be seen.]
SpongeBob: Ok I will fight you but I won't do this alone...
[He sprints toward the entrance of Sugarcube Corner.]
SpongeBob: I need my wife!
[The scene changes to show the Mane 3 all together, smiling happily.]
Tirek: good luck with that!
Chrysalis: BLASTING PINKIE IN THE CHEST WAS GENIUS
Cozy: I know right! WE WILL PROBALLY WIN THIS TIME!
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "Spongebob went to comfort pinkie while she has a rough chest. SpongeBob is seen running toward Pinkie, who is heavily crying.]
SpongeBob: Pinkie you feeling better?
Pinkie: No it burns!
[He puts his hand on her head and gets closer.]
Pinkie: I don't think You need me now....
SpongeBob: Why wouldn't I?
Pinkie: Because .....I......
[She curls up and hides her face. SpongeBob tears up.]
Pinkie: I'm such a disapointment!
SpongeBob: wha.....what do you mean?
[She looks back up with a flattened mane and tail.]
Pinkie: I got shot in the chest...I almost killed you and my friends.....I'm just nothing but a killer phyc....
[SpongeBob stands up and puts his hand under Pinkie's chin. Her mane returns to being poofy.]
SpongeBob: Oh pinkie your nothing like that!
Pinkie: Your blind spongebob! you know I almost killed you! and you know you were scared of me at the time!!!
SpongeBob: yes I do,but that was in the past. This is the present. deep inside my heart I will always have feelings for you.it doesn't matter what anypony says about it! Everyday and everynight when ever your with me I feel like I'm part of you its like... I've loved you my entire life if I had to give up my life again to save you I would do it for many years even if you were evil I would still and I mean STILL LOVE YOU!AND YOU KNOW I WOULD AND YOU CANT DENY IT!
Pinkie: do...you mean that?
SpongeBob: Of course I do babe!
[Pinkie smiles and embraces SpongeBob.]
Pinkie: Oh thank you honey! I don't know who I'd be without you!
SpongeBob: Me neither baby! and your welcome!
[He opens his eyes and smiles.]
SpongeBob: Now lets go deal with those 3 badies....
Pinkie: Ok....just 5 more minutes?I just want to hug you a little longer....
SpongeBob: I want to hug you longer too okay at least 6 more minutes
[After a few more seconds of them hugging, a black screen with white text pops up that reads, "6 minutes later....". SpongeBob and Pinkie are back outside in Ponyville, standing close together with angry expressions.]
SpongeBob: You though that I couldn't get pinkie to help me fight for equestria but your wrong and with this mare by my side we will both defeat you!
[The scene then shows the Mean 3 laughing. Audio used during this scene is from the "look at this dude" meme.]
The Mean 3: laughing
Tirek: Mother of luna he is a dufuse!!
Cozy: Sweet celestia is he serious?!
Chrysalis: he sure is!
[The scene returns to SpongeBob and Pinkie.]
Cozy: Dont forget pinkie!
Tirek: Oh yeah...THE KILLER PHYCO!
SpongeBob: DONT INSULT MY WIFE
[The Mean 3, all smiling evilly, are now joined by Bonnie, who is still trapped in a magic bubble.]
Tirek: You might as well give up!
Chrysalis: Yeah cause your child will miss you!
[Pinkie cowers in fear.]
SpongeBob: That means If we win this fight you will.....
[She stops cowering to stand up and yell, startling SpongeBob.]
Pinkie: ENOUGH!!!!!
[The scene changes to show the Mean 3 standing in Celestia and Luna's throne room in Canterlot Castle.]
Tirek: why?
Cozy: you give up?
Chrysalis: looks like it
[Pinkie slightly calms down. SpongeBob looks confused.]
Pinkie: NO BECAUSE OF YOU I ALMOST GAVE UP!
[She turns and smiles at SpongeBob. He smiles back at her.]
Pinkie: But than spongebob reminded me thats not who I really am... thats what other ponies view of me.
[She turns back to face them.]
Pinkie: If it weren't for this sponge right here I would have easily went and turn evil for good!
[She then leans in and kisses SpongeBob, who is caught off guard. White light circles around them and SpongeBob slowly closes his eyes. After the couple have their eyes closed, the scene changes to show the Mane 5 inside a cocoon with pink light coming in from the upper left corner. Twilight, Rainbow, and Fluttershy watch in awe while Rarity accidentally bumps her hoof into Applejack.]
Rarity: COME ON GUYS! KEEP KISSING!
Applejack: first of all rarity let them do their thing
[Rarity gets back on all fours and Applejack glares at her, looking very salty.]
Applejack: and second dont hit me!
Rarity: well excuse me!
[The fighting pair stop and look upwards in awe like the rest of the group.]
Twilight: I never thought their love could be so powerfully powerful
Fluttershy: me neithier
Rainbow: proposal, sure wedding, and child, maybe But...power?!
[Bonnie appears inside the cocoon atop Rarity's head.]
Rarity: there you are you silly little filly!
Applejack: well would you look at that! Bonnie you sure have some powerful parents
[The scene changes to show the Mean 3 in fear. The pink light spreads from the top portion of the screen.]
Cozy: welp we are screwed
Tirek: Sponge x pony dont work
Chrysalis: HOW?! SCIENCES
[Pinkie and SpongeBob are lifted in the air, having their silhouettes surrounded by a bright pink orb with white streaks circling it. The scene then gets a closeup of the couple kissing, having their pupils gone and their eyes glowing white. The orb, without their silhouettes, glows brighter. Another closeup happens to show the two holding each other, both of their eyes now closed. The orb then hits the Mean 3. After a few seconds, the orb lowers the couple to the ground, who are no longer kissing but still holding each other. The orb fades away when they hit the ground. The Mane 5 gather around the couple, who stop embracing.]
Rainbow: GUYS YOU DID IT!!
Twilight: your love is specialy more powerful than we thought
Applejack: Besides that was one heck of move you made there!
[SpongeBob wraps his arm around Pinkie and pulls her closer.]
SpongeBob: I couldn't have done it wihtout my lovely pinkie pie
Pinkie: Oh you!
[The scene zooms closer to Pinkie and Twilight. Pinkie seems concerned.]
Pinkie: Wait!What about....
Twilight: Dont worry she is safe rainbow dash is getting her
[Rainbow flies in sky, presumably towards them, carrying Bonnie on her back.]
Rainbow: she is very active!
Pinkie: BONNIE!
SpongeBob: YOU'RE OKAY!
[Bonnie is held between Pinkie and SpongeBob. All three of them smile.]
SpongeBob: Mommy and daddy promise this won't happen ever again!
Pinkie: yeah we PINKIE Promise
Bonnie: wuv...mama dada
[The endcard used in the previous episode plays for a few seconds before the video ends.]