Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

*It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. 
*A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. 
*If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. 
*Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. 
*It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. 
*No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock. 
*When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. 
*You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. 
*Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. 
*Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on. 
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