LNN

The Lainah News Network (LNN for short) is a news channel in Lainaland. It was created as a spiritual successor to the short-lived Woermann News Channel, which was cancelled after just one episode as Woermann decided to leave his career as a news reporter behind to participate in the international bodybuilding contest.
== News Summary ==
=== 20 April 2022https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyreiner/comments/u7qfko/lnn_news_with_rico_brzenska_lainah_news_network/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 ===
* Nation of Samuellia declares independence 
* Leaked footage of Queen Historia having seggs with Giorno posted on multiple porn sites
* Okbr users accused of overusing a meme related to xxx hair growing like Erenhttps://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyreiner/comments/u49n7f/what_did_rshingekinokyojin_mean_by_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
* Two Eldian Warriors from Marley caught for possessing coderoin 
* Jean Kirstein wins World Cup
* Lainah Braun wise words of the day: "I want to kill myself"
=== 30 April 2022https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyreiner/comments/uf7npi/lnn_news_with_rico_brzenska_lainah_news_network/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 ===
* One Okbr user revealed to have posted the overused "Eren's hair" meme
* Woermann wins first match of International Body Building contest
* Lainah Braun wants to kill himself (again)
* Elon Musk buys Twitter
* Cummer wise words of the day: "Cum Hard, Cum Loud, Cum High, Butterfly!"
=== 8 May 2022https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyreiner/comments/ul4dog/lnn_news_with_rico_brzenska_lainah_news_network/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 ===
* Daz Legion's rumored betrayal 
* Okbr user throwing a big party with famous celebs in Lainahtown of LainahLand
* Release of Eren Yogurt's NSFW figure 
* Lainah got cancelled for war crimes against Middle-East Alliance (he still wants to kill himself)
* Samuel wise words of the day: "We cannot have peace... without waging war!"
=== 15 May 2022https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyreiner/comments/uq21sf/lnn_news_with_rico_brzenska_lainah_news_network/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 ===
* Lainah's rumored death when he exploded himself to fight off the Dazis
* Full blown war between Daz Legion and Samuel Army
* Daz Legion taking over OkBuddyReiner, head of mod is supposedly a Dazi
* Daz's cowardly pictures circulating the internet
* Samuel Army, Woermann Gang and Lainah Suicide Squad formed an Alliance 
* Cummerists, Mina Gang and Holy Lobov Crusade allied with Samuel Army, paving the way for the formation of OKBR Union
* Cummerists wise words of the day: "Time will come when tyranny kneels to the people"
=== 19 May 2022 ===
* Samuelia testing nuclear bombs in the Lainahrian Gulf of Samuelia
* Minapolis and Woermann City bombed by Cellphone after President Koslow of Koslow Dynasty broke him free from MBI prison
* Lainah was confirmed still alive and starts to vlog again as "Linervlogs96"
* Lainah, Eren, Bertholdt and Porco raids capital city of Gayjing, Koslow Dynasty
* New flags for all nations and factions
* Falcoland and OKBR Union's signing of a non-aggression pact
* President Falco Grice of Falcoland demands Daz Legion to hand over Cellphone
* RED Soldier from Team Fortress 2's wise words of the day: "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that!"
=== 19 May 2022 (Emergency Broadcast) ===
* Cellphone takes over Lainahland
* Kenjiro Stuffa holds meeting at the Council of the Elder Lords, interviews with both Turtlenareff and Kenjiro Stuffa
* The destruction of the LNN broadcast station, led by the Cellphonian army
* The creation of CNN (Cellphone News Network)