Beep Boop

Beep Boop is the first episode of OpenSpongeBob. It was written by OpenAI and FireMatch.
==Transcript==
(The episode begins at the Krusty Krab, where a mysterious robot is eating a Krabby Patty while everyone else stares at him)
Robot: What?
Mr. Krabs: ROBOT OVERLORDS!
(Mr. Krabs tries to tackle the robot, but he teleports away to the next table)
Mr. Krabs: FUCK YOU, CLANKER!
(Everyone else gasps)
Mr. Krabs: Oops, that must’ve slipped out.
Incidental 96: Well! (she leaves)
Mr. Krabs: No wait! Don’t go!
Karen: SpongeBob, I’m afraid work has to wait. Robot Overlords are attacking the Chum Bucket, so we need to close the restaurant.
SpongeBob: Uh, don’t you think they’ll just blow up the Krusty Krab?
(Robot comes up behind him)
Robot: That’s usually how you do it.
SpongeBob: Huh?
(Robot blows up the Krusty Krab in the background)
(Sandy and SpongeBob approach the Chum Bucket. Sandy pulls out a device from her pocket.) 
Sandy: Ok Sandy, let’s do this. 
(she aims the device and presses the “ON” button) 
Robot: Greetings, earthlings. I am your Overlord.
Incidental 97: That’s a bullshit name.
Robot: I demand that you surrender.
Sandy: (aiming the device) Never!
Robot: Don’t make me shoot you.
Sandy: (aims her device at another robot) Shoot me!
Robot:(Aiming his weapon) If you insist. (He fires it, but it bounces back and hits the first robot) 
Robot 2: Gah! Shoot them! (Robot 2 and Sandy everyone else gets attacked by the robots) 
(SpongeBob is seen running around the Chum Bucket trying to find Mr. Krabs. He looks under a table and finds a dollar that Mr. Krabs dropped)
SpongeBob: A dollar! Mr. Krabs must be behind this. (He goes back outside)
(SpongeBob sees Sandy being chased by a robot)
SpongeBob: Sandy! (SpongeBob hides next to Sandy as the robot passes)
SpongeBob: You don’t need this anymore, Sandy. (SpongeBob breaks Sandy’s device and throws it away)
Robot: Now I will shoot you. (It aims it’s gun but SpongeBob slashed it) 
SpongeBob: SpongeBob square pants! (SpongeBob cuts the robot in half)
(Sandy and SpongeBob prepare to leave. Sandy activates her armor and the helmet slides down over her face) 
Sandy: Ok SpongeBob, stay close to me. 
SpongeBob: Ok! (follows Sandy out) 
(Mr.Krab’s disguises himself as a robot as SpongeBob and Sandy leave the Chum Bucket.) 
Incidental 324: You already tried that as a plant. 
(However, SpongeBob and Sandy are ambushed by robots) 
(Choose one) 
A: SpongeBob’s house 
B: Sandy’s treedome 
C: Patrick’s house 
(Next Scene) 
(SpongeBob’s House) 
(Everyone is at SpongeBob’s house) 
Plankton: Thank you for letting us in SpongeBob, I’m obligated to return the favor. 
SpongeBob: Bouncy Castles, you can erect them in my house anytime. 
Incidental 97: I know, I’ve done it.
(Robots appear through the window and shoot the nearby bouncy castle. SpongeBob goes to look out the window, but is quickly pulled back by Sandy. The robots destroy the bouncy castle) 
SpongeBob: Uh, I guess the robots get one for their team.
(Incidental 300 gets pulled through a portal by Sandy and Sparky) 
Sandy: Sparky, use your power to get us out of here.
Sparky: (He ignores Sandy and sits down) 
Incidental 300: Oh no, where am I? 
Sparky: (cooks a hamburger on the fire) Want one? I would share, but there’s only one left
(Sandy uses her lasso to pull Sparky away)
Sandy: Sorry about that, but we’ve gotta go. (They both go through the portal)
Plankton: We’re not done yet, you haven’t seen the last of us.
(SpongeBob and Sandy go through the portal)
Squidward: Hey, what about me?
(He tries to go through the portal, but gets pulled back)
SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward, but you’re not invited.
Squidward: But I wanna go on an adventure.
SpongeBob: Then you’ll have to find your own adventure. (Squidward groans as the portal closes)
Final Scene
(The Kids Next Door HQ in the clouds appear, revealing the inside of it) 
Numbuh 1: Welcome back to the Kids Next Door, Sandy. And thank you all for helping me take down the Villain League. 
Johnny: We’ll do that anytime, sir, as long as you make the villain’s fight fair. 
Numbuh 1: Thank you, Johnny. 
Sandy: I just feel sad that we just had to leave Squidward behind. 
SpongeBob: It’s not your fault, Sandy. He’ll find his own adventure one day, but until then, we’ll have to be there for him. 
Numbuh 5: I think we’ve seen enough. 
(Cuts to the KND Council Room) 
Numbuh 362: Thank you, everyone. 
Numbuh 86: Well, Sandy Cheeks, I am officially declaring you the best operative this organization ever had. 
SpongeBob: You are? 
Numbuh 86: Absolutely. You have taken out the Villain League, single handedly. 
(SpongeBob and Sandy look at each other with joy in their eyes as the crowd goes wild) 
Voltron: Sandy, I’m glad to see that you’re on our side. 
Sandy: I’m glad to be here. 
Skipper: Congratulations, Numbuh 3. 
Numbuh 3: See, there’s no need for you to worry about me, Skipper. 
Sandy: Just wait until next time we encounter a supervillain. Let’s just say, we’ll show you what we really are capable off. 
Voltron: I think that can be arranged. I'll have the guys get to work on something. 
Owen: Wait, you don’t even know our names. 
Sandy: That’s okay. You can just call me Sandy.
Voltron: in that case, I'm Voltron.
(Sandy and SpongeBob shake Voltron's hand)
Voltron: Now let's get you two back to Bikini Bottom. I'm sure your friends are worried about you. 
(Later, Sandy and SpongeBob are seen back in Bikini Bottom, where they are being welcomed back by their friends) 
SpongeBob: We’re home! 
Patrick: Where have you guys been? 
Squidward: We were about to call the police. 
Sandy: We’ve been, um, on a secret mission. 
SpongeBob: A secret mission! 
Sandy: Yeah, a secret mission. 
SpongeBob: A secret mission!
(As SpongeBob and Sandy embrace each other, Sandy’s badge flashes, revealing to be an undercover operative for the KND)
Sandy: Looks like it's time for me to get back to work.
SpongeBob: Thanks for everything, Sandy. 
Sandy: No problem, SpongeBob. Just remember, the next time you're in trouble, KND is always here to help. 
(Sandy gives SpongeBob a salute and then leaves. SpongeBob then looks at the camera with a wink, revealing that he, too, is now a member of the KND. The scene then cuts to the KND moon base, where Numbuh 1 is seen giving a report to the other members) 
Numbuh 1: And that's the whole story. Thanks to SpongeBob and Sandy, we were able to stop those dirty adults from destroying Bikini Bottom and the Jellyfish Fields.
Numbuh 2: Way to go, guys! 
Numbuh 3: Yay! 
Numbuh 5: Good work, you two. (SpongeBob and Sandy are then seen being given a medal by Numbuh 1)
Numbuh 1: For your courageous efforts, Sandy and SpongeBob, I hereby award you the honorary rank of KND operatives.
(SpongeBob and Sandy then put on their new KND uniforms and salute) 
SpongeBob and Sandy: Kids Next Door, assemble!
(The scene then cuts to a title card reading "To Be Continued")
(As the episode ends, Louie the Lilac Octopus's laugh is heard)
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