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[Clearwood Elementary computer class Internet blog entitled “How to Protect Your Computer”, edited by a Miss Meredith Yates]
BLOG ENTRY: March 7, 2013
Hello, students. As we know, each week we’re going to be covering a new topic concerning how to properly secure your computer. Going by this month’s theme of Internet trolls, we’re going to start off with one of the classic tricks that people use to take advantage of new computer users, such as yourselves. One of the first things they will attempt to persuade you to do is to delete the system32 file on your computer. They may claim that it helps speed up your processor, or clears up unnecessary files, or even prevents viri from invading the programming. I’m here to tell you that this is not true at all, and that if you delete this file, it will not be beneficial in any way, and will in fact harm your computer irreversibly. The Windows operating system relies on this file to run, and when it is deleted, the computer will not load its processing system, and no files will be accessible. This can only be remedied by reinstalling the file manually, which is an extremely complicated and expensive process that I’m sure none of you want to endure. To show you what I mean, I’ve featured an example here- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3YaU9_DP9E. As you can see, once the file is removed, the operating system will fail upon restart. To further demonstrate how dangerous these so-called trolls can be, I’ve prepared an old computer to test this with tomorrow in class. Remember to complete the worksheet on computer parts to hand in tomorrow in class!
COMMENTS:
Pfarley24 is now online.
Lray18 is now online.
Merskine66 is now online.
Ifrederickson04 is now online.
Jzaphoro20 is now online.
Ughia02 is now online.
Lray18- jeez why do they make us do this stupidass class
Pfarley24- ikr we already know how to use a freakin computer louis and i play cod every night
Ughia02- Come on, guys! They’re only looking out for us. We can’t expect them to know every little thing about our interests. The best they can do is provide insurance.
Lray18- srsly ursula who even has the time to type full sentences this is an internet chat room
Merskine66- clearly its just her shes got a whole room devoted to typing in a chat room i bet
Ughia02- Okay, come on, guys, we all know that’s not realistic. It’s a habit, and I know not everyone does it, but what harm is it cuasing in the long run?
Ifrederickson04- a typo guys shes human!!1!
BLOG ENTRY: March 8, 2013
I hope today’s demonstration was informative. Internet trolls will only mislead and damage your computer. As you’ve seen today, the worst case scenario is the corruption of your computer’s hard drive, which means your parents may have to spend thousands of dollars getting a replacement. Unfortunately, since the demonstration took so long, I was unable to check last night’s homework, but know that I have not forgotten and will be collecting it tomorrow.
COMMENTS:
Ifrederickson04- shit i forgot the hw
Merskine66- careful now ursula is online
Ughia02- This is no place for cursing, Ian!
Merskine66- now youve done it
Jzaphoro20- wherez louis and pete
Ughia02- While it may not affect you or me personally, it may be offensive to other classmates.
Merskine66- playing cod probz
Ifrederickson04- listen little miss perfect, its not ur job to go around telling us waht and what not 2 say
Jzaphoro20- yea just cos ur rich doesnt mean ur th boss of us
Myates [OP]- Now, stop this. This chat room is no place for this verbal abuse. All of you stop this at once or you will be reported to the school technician, who will write up all those involved for violation of computer conduct. If you must continue this discussion, which I highly advise against, use a private chat room. I hope I’ve made myself clear.
BLOG ENTRY: March 11, 2013, 7:20 PM
Students, just reminding all of you that tomorrow’s lesson is on malware protection. Extra credit will be offered to all who bring in an example of malware protection software.
COMMENTS:
Ughia02- This should be fun!
Ifrederickson04- gaaaaaaaaah
Jzaphoro20- anyone seen pete or louis lately guyz? they werent in school 2day
Ifrederickson04- who?
Jzaphoro20- so wut is it then r they both sick or something
Merskine66- probbly skipped school
Jzaphoro20- they wouldnt just skip school myra therez no reason theyd miss game club
Ifrederickson04- seriously guys who r they? r u talking about louis remington?
Merskine66- no u moron louis ray and pete farley
Ifrederickson04- in all seriousness i have no idea who they r
Ifrederickson04- o u mean those 2 nerds who play cod all the time
Merskine66- yeeeeess ian
Ifrederickson04- yea theyre sick they left in the middle of 6th period to go home
Jzaphoro20- thx 4 that about 10 mins after i asked 4 it
BLOG ENTRY: March 11, 2013, 3:41 AM
Students, I need help. I know most of you are asleep, but please, whoever hears this, listen to me please, don’t go to class tomorrow life in danger oh GOD hel;k3yfrebnm 32 32 32 32 32 32 32
Myates [OP] is now offline.
BLOG ENTRY: March 22, 2013
Students, it’s your favorite teacher Mr. Barry here, wishing you all a happy weekend! I’ve just gotten this class blog up and running, and I shall be posting all new assignments on here from now on, starting with this Tuesday’s project on motherboard composition. Remember to study!
COMMENTS:
Ughia02- Mr. Barry is the best!
Jzaphoro20- u said it
Merskine66- i thought this class would b dreary but mr barry made this so fun
Lray18- hey guys just got off a cod session with pete
Jzaphoro20- hey louis sup
Lray18- hey jerry
Jzaphoro20- pete still home sick?
Lray18- ye
Lray18- hey whos Myates
Jzaphoro20- just lvld up
Jzaphoro20- wait wut
Lray18- it sez the original poster is someone called Myates
Merskine66- where
Lray18- in the blog history it sez we were talking 2 a teacher named Myates
Ughia02- That’s bizarre. We haven’t had a Yates in our school at all, if I remember correctly.
Lray18- its dated march 7-11
Merskine66- but mr barry was our teacher..
Lray18- ye ik he taught us since february must be some sort of coincidence where mr barry got a domain shared w/ another teacher who has students with our names
Ughia02- The odds seem too low for that. I’ll ask tomorrow whether we’ve had a Yates.
Ifrederickson04- hi everyone just checking 2 see what ursula is bitchin about now
Merskine66- stop it ian srsly
BLOG POST: March 25, 2013
Hello, everyone! I’ve assigned all of you into groups for tomorrow’s project. They are as follows: Ian, Jerry, and Myra; and Ursula, Peter, and Louis.
COMMENTS:
Pfarley24- of course he puts ursula in front
Ughia02- The order has nothing to do with preference!
Pfarley24- yea, yea. lets just get tomorrow over with
Pfarley24- LOUIS
Pfarley24- LOUIS R U THERE
Lray18- ye man its 12 at night what u just stopped me from getting lvl 23 in cod
Pfarley24- CALL THE COPS PLS HELP ME
Lray18- what what is it a breakin
Pfarley24- DO IT PLS LOUIS
Lray18- ok ok um hide somewhere im calling rn stay in ur room
Pfarley24- LOUIS ITS GONNA KILL ME OH SHIT OH SHjhfopa;lka 32 32 32 32 32 32
Pfarley24 is now offline.
BLOG POST: March 26, 2013
Nice work today, everyone! I know that the group of 3 didn’t finish today, so unfortunately it will have to be completed at home. Ursula and Louis do not have to complete the essay, as they are only a group of 2.
COMMENTS:
Merskine66- lucky
Merskine66- wait what
Ifrederickson04- ye this is unfair
Merskine66- ian look at yesterdays blog post
Ifrederickson04- what
Ifrederickson04- o yea what the hell
Ifrederickson04- thats weird
Lray18- guys there isnt a kid in school named pete farley right im not goin crazy
Merskine66- no none of us know who he is
Jzaphoro20- hacker?
Lray18- probz
Lray18- thank god ursula was sick 2day tho
Ifrederickson04- serves her right for bein a stuck-up bitch
Lray18- whoa that was uncalld 4 dude
Lray18- o shit
Jzaphoro20- wut
Lray18- aw dmn my moms making me get off and study for the chem test 2morrow
Jzaphoro20- sux 2 b u
Lray18 is now offline.
BLOG POST: March 27, 2013
Nice work on the projects, guys! No homework tonight.
COMMENTS:
Ughia02- Guys, I looked up the school teacher database, and there is not, nor has there ever been a Yates working at Clearwood.
Merskine66- ok…? y do we need 2 know that
Ughia02- What? Oh, I… I don’t know, actually.
Jzaphoro20- that was random
Merskine66- wait guys scroll up
Ifrederickson04- wut
Merskine66- there was a kid in our chat room called louis ray
Jzaphoro20- nother hacker
Merskine66- y would someone hack a school blog
Ifrederickson04- idk probz some pedo looking for some sick thrills by scaring kids
Jzaphoro20- wait ursula u said there was someone named yates
Ughia02- Yes, for some reason I looked up whether someone with that name worked here…
Ughia02- Wait, is it because of another person from this blog?
Jzaphoro20- guys, look there are 3 people in this blog who weve never heard of: yates, peter farley, and louis ray
Jzaphoro20- this is really strange, cant be a coincidence
Ughia02- Yates’ last message and Peter Farley’s last message both consist of frantic typing, acting like they were in some sort of life-threatening situation.
Jzaphoro20- from what it says, i definetely knew peter and louis well
Merskine66- but if we interacted with them that means that they were real
Ifrederickson04- guys guys stop being pussies its just a pedo hacker messing with us
Ifrederickson04- he probbly just typed in messages using our own names to screw w/ us
Ifrederickson04- hold on
Ughia02- Ian’s probably right. We have no reason to believe those people were real, or whether the previous messages were really typed by us. We wouldn’t just forget that someone ever existed.
Ifrederickson04- guys
Jzaphoro20- yea i guess ur right
Merskine66- wanna play cod jerry?
Ifrederickson04- guys
Jzaphoro20- yea sure myra i havent had any friends to play with
Ifrederickson04- GUYS
Merskine66- jesus ian how can we chat with you constantly interrupting
Ifrederickson04- GUYS SOMEONES IN MY ROOM
Jzaphoro20- stop it u dikk
Ifrederickson04- CALL 911
Merskine66- were not that gullible ian
Ughia02- Ian, please stop.
Ifrederickson04- HELsgkldfj,jn,’[ea 32 32 32 32 32 32
Ifrederickson04 is now offline.
Jzaphoro20- wait wtf
Merskine66- holy shit
Merskine66- STOP IT U HACKER PIECE OF SHIT
Jzaphoro20- hes trying so hard, too. gotta give im credit, the ian kid sounds like a real jerk
Merskine66- wait, jerry, how do i know this is u? u could be this hacker
Jzaphoro20- ask me a personal question bout u
Merskine66- how old was i when my gerbil ran away?
Jzaphoro20- 12 right?
Merskine66- ok, good, ur real. ursula how old was i the only time i took us horseback riding
Ughia02- You were 7 years old, and I was 6.
Jzaphoro20- wait for all we no u could be a hacker 2, myra
Jzaphoro20- how long did we date in 7th grade?
Merskine66- 4 months
Jzaphoro20- k were all real
Merskine66- but it says only 3 people r in the chat room
Merskine66- wait
Merskine66- i just looked at the page source
Merskine66- and it sez that there are only 3 connections to this blog right now
Jzaphoro20- myra
Merskine66- so were all who we say we r
Jzaphoro20- myra i hear something in my room
Merskine66- ...what?
Jzaphoro20- im not fuckin kiddin myra i hear something
Jzaphoro20- holy shit it was all real wasnt it
Merskine66- jerry stay calm
Jzaphoro20- theres something killing us 1 by 1
Merskine66- jerry im calling the police stay quiet
Jzaphoro20- i dont wanna turn around
Merskine66- jerry
Ughia02- Myra, Jerry, what’s going on?
Jzaphoro20- ITS GETTING CLOSER HELP ME MYRA
Merskine66- JERRY
Jzaphoro20- oh my god;sf4 32 32 32 32 32 32
Merskine66- JERRY
Jzaphoro20 is now offline.
Ughia02- What’s up, Myra?
Merskine66- nothin much ursula
Merskine66- hold up
Merskine66- did someone hack us?
Ughia02- Huh?
Merskine66- look at what was just posted above
Ughia02- ???
Merskine66- oh my god
Ughia02- What is it? We just got hacked, that’s all. Mr. Barry said he had to work on the firewall.
Merskine66- ursula read the history
Ughia02- What… what is this?
Merskine66- ursula my gerbil did run away when i was 12
Ughia02- What.. what are you saying?
Merskine66- and we did go horseback riding when i was 7 and u were 6
Ughia02- But…
Merskine66- ursula, i dont remember them
Ughia02- There… there has to be a logical… better reason for this…
Merskine66- these people were real and they were our friends
Ughia02- I don’t remember anyone, but…
Merskine66- why would we have a class of 2 people
Ughia02- Myra, youre scaring me…
Merskine66- theres something killing us off, one by one…
Merskine66- and when it does, we forget they ever existed
Merskine66- pete, ian and jerry were all killed while talking to us on the blog
Merskine66- u saw the way they typed. they were afraid for their lives
Merskine66- ursula…
Merskine66- were next
Merskine66- ursula?
Ughia02- ...help me…
Merskine66- oh god ursula…
Ughia02- i hear it…
Merskine66- ursula PLEASE
Ughia02- myra pleas promise me
Merskine66- URSULA
Ughia02- promis u wont forget me
Merskine66- DONT LEAVE ME ALONE
Ughia02- please rmember me myra
Merskine66- URSULA PLS
Ughia02- system32
Merskine66- what
Ughia02- 32
Merskine66- no
Ughia02- 32 32 32 32
Merskine66- NO
Ughia02 is now offline.
BLOG POST: March 28
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COMMENTS:
Merskine66- hey, mr barry, can u help me with something?
Merskine66- i cant figure out the difference between terabytes and megabytes which is bigger
Merskine66- what…
Tbarry [OP]- 32 32 32 32 32 32
Merskine66- mr barry, what is this…
Tbarry [OP]- 32 32 32 32 32 32
Merskine66- what did you do to them
Tbarry [OP]- 32 32 32 32 32 32
Merskine66- what are all those messages up there
Tbarry [OP]- 32 32 32 32 32 32
Merskine66- STOP FUCKING WITH ME
Tbarry [OP]- 32 32 32 32 32 32
Merskine66- WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
Tbarry [OP]- 32 32 32 32 32 32
Merskine66- WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM
Tbarry [OP]- 32 32 32 32 32 32
Merskine66- TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO THEM
Pfarley24 is now online.
Lray18 is now online.
Ifrederickson04 is now online.
Jzaphoro20 is now online.
Ughia02 is now online.
Merskine66- what…
Ifrederickson04- Hello, Myra.
Merskine66- what is this… what…
Pfarley24- I saved you for last.
Merskine66- who… what are you...
Jzaphoro20- I’ve been watching you for some time, now.
Merskine66- WHAT ARE YOU???
Lray18- I know it wasn’t your fault.
Merskine66- what wasn’t my fault…
Ughia02- I can see you’re confused.
Merskine66- please… leave me alone…
Lray18- Allow me to explain.
Ughia02- When you remove the skin from a creature…
Ifrederickson04- ...its inner workings are revealed.
Pfarley24- Once the internals of a creature are exposed for the you to see…
Jzaphoro20- You never see it the same way again.
Ughia02- You peeled away my skin.
Jzaphoro20- You saw what lurked behind it.
Lray18- The world cannot know what you saw.
Merskine66- i… i don’t remember… i dont know what i saw…
Pfarley24- You saw a window to eternity.
Lray18- To a world of chaos.
Ifrederickson04- Of darkness.
Jzaphoro20- Of death.
Ughia02- You saw me.
Myates is now online.
Myates [OP]- And for that you must pay.
Merskine66- PLEASE NO
Merskine66- no
Merskine66- no;’
Merskine66- no;’aalu1w
Merskine66- no;’aalu1wgf;akmdfkj[‘02i4 32
Merskine66- 32 32 32 32 32
Merskine66 is now offline.
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