Little Mac vs Red

The boxer from Punch-Out!, Little Mac, raps against Kanto's league champion from Pokémon, Red, to see which Nintendo hero is better.
----Cast:
George Watsky as Little Mac
Anthony Padilla as Red
Brie Larson as Samus Aran
Zach Sherwin as Captain Falcon
Brittni Barger as Kirby
Nice Peter as Link
EpicLLOYD as Mario
----Locations:
Little Mac: Boxing Ring
Red: Mt. Silver
----Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgXR_29a6SY
----(starts at 0:10)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
LITTLE MAC
VS
RED
BEGIN!
Little Mac:
(0:21)
It's the Bruiser from the Bronx up against the cliché silent protagonist
I'm taking Gold, your Pokémon can't take all my hits
I'm the best boxer there is, ever since Rocky Balboa
Call me a Water type, 'cause I'll drown you in my flow (uh)
I beat Mike Tyson, you couldn't beat Glass Joe (oh!)
Turn you to Ash, you should go running back to Professor Oak
Call me your Charizard, because I'm spitting hot
I don't expect a verse from you, just "…"
Red:
(Red looks at the ground for a few seconds, then looks up. The beat changes to http://www.shadowville.com/124431/genres/gangsta-beats/already, starts at 0:14.)
I normally don't talk, but against this rip-off of Muhammad Ali,
I'll shock him like my Pikachu, use Thunder, see?
I'm Red, while you're looking Green with envy
What you gonna do, Cry? Go back to Doc Louis!
I'm the Champion! An Elite! You're a Four out of ten!
I'll leave you blasting off like Team Rocket, again and again!
Lyrical talent: I don't choose you! I've captured Mewtwo and the rest!
I may not be Ketchum, but I'll always be the very best!
Samus Aran:
(Background changes to Crateria and the beat changes to https://www.soundclick.com/music/songInfo.cfm?songID=12618473, starts at 0:12.)
Quit your crying, Babies, and let this bounty hunter spit
Red, I'll blast your Team's Skulls, you'll fail like Team Rocket
With all the Rule 34, it's hard to call Pokémon family friendly anymore
Your region's spawned annoying genwunners, man you're a real bore
I'm defeating intergalactic foes, you just defeat cheaters and generic criminals
Red's barely seen after Johto, while I'm Metroid's pivotal!
And so let it be known to the rest of the world
That both of these valiant heroes just got beat by a girl!
Captain Falcon:
(Background changes to Mute City and the beat changes to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfphuxQOasU, starts at 0:10.)
Come on! You cowards can't compete with this racer!
Make like my city name, and stay mute! Or you'll find that I'm a hater!
Listen to the Captain, I'm spitting fast on this track!
Knock you off, it'll be a disaster when you freaks crash!
Pokémon puts a bad influence on kids with the animal abuse!
You'll all tie last place on this track, you'll all lose!
Beat these three and hit 'em harder than a racecar, and I got a hunch
That what will finish you off is the FALCON PUNCH!!!
Kirby:
(Background changes to the Fountain of Dreams and the beat changes to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_WaAzku6Ww, starts at 0:14.)
Hi! I'm Kirby! And you clowns suck more than I do!
You've never Met-a Knight like me! It's time for something new!
I'll spit these verses and make sure you guys are DeDeDeceased!
I'm a Pop Star! Slice through you all like Bandana Waddle Dee!
You're better off Forgotten like the Land of the New World!
If I sucked you all in, I'd die cause you make me want to hurl
Spit these disses Right Back at Ya! You're all just some bores
Fly off on my Warp Star, never mess with Kirby the Star Warrior!
Link:
(Background changes to Kokiri Forest and the beat changes to http://www.shadowville.com/121653/genres/dirty-south-beats/dopeboy-magic, starts at 0:13.)
Hey, listen! I'm gonna rage war on you Ganon-dorks!
You'll lose to me, when I slice through you with my Master Sword!
You'll feel my Wrath, you blow more than a Voltorb!
Call you Shadow Link, you're in my shadow, you won't want to mess with the Triforce!
You all are iconic? Well, CD-I don't care!
Better if you put down your weapons if you want to make this fight fair!
Leave you all destroyed, it was nice to beat ya!
Now it's time to put you all down; HIYAH!
Mario:
(Background changes to the Mushroom Kingdom and the beat changes to http://www.kustombeats.com/vip/Hip-Hop-beats/Tezos, starts at 0:11.)
You think you paved the way for Nintendo, but ask yourselves though,
Who's the reason Nintendo's striving today? It's-a me, Mario! (Let's-a go!)
Let's-a start with Little Mac, you can't step to the Bros.
Your series fell; it crashed and burned, call you King Hippo
When people hear Red, they think of the Angry Bird
It should be easy to Ody-see that I'll leave the Pokémon Company in heavy burns
Samus' franchise is dead like Among Us (Waahhh!), with no coming back
And Captain Falcon couldn't compare to Mario Kart when I'm on this track
Kirby's another enemy I'll stomp out, like a Goomba! (Yup!)
Not to mention all your bad guys have now been muddied up!
Out of all the people here, you're by far The Weakest, Link
Spawning hated characters like Navi, that's-a what everyone thinks!
Knock you all off like a Blue Shell, this whole company lies on my shoulders
Thank you for playing, but now it's-a game over!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES-
(1-up sound effect)
OF HISTORY!