Fidget to the Rescue/Figment’s Return

(Outside on top of a building later, Fidget, no longer with tears in his eyes, frowned sadly as he sat down looking out at the city)
Fidget: Man, it seemed like yesterday wasn't it? One minute I was in power with Myotismon's group and their goons, but now.... (Sighs) I'm thankfully not. I guess I did, in fact, felt a bunch of remorse for the actions we caused before. And I, unfortunately, have no home to go to ever since.... (He sighs sadly) My family.... (Looks at the palace in the distance nearby) Looks like the only place left to go is the palace and I got to find a way to get back into that, and try to convince everyone there and in this city that I have repented. So what's a guy like me to do in order to do that?
(He became lost in thought. Meanwhile Pazu's group, wearing their prince outfits, along with Popple, all cleaned up, Yoshi, Spyro, Cynder, Sparx, Leatherhead, Itchy Itchiford himself, the Mane Seven, Stallion Seven, Ember, and Stellaluna, headed out of the palace)
Pazu: So guys, before dinner, how about we see what the common folks are doing today?
Leatherhead: That be a good idea, I guarantee!
Stallion Seven and Ember: (Agreeing) And besides, this'll be our first duties as guards.
Popple: (Jokefully) After you, old chap!
Itchy: (Chuckles) Good one, Popple.
(As they walked off, Fidget snapped out of his thoughts and, upon looking down, unknowingly spotted them. Then he took a double take and looked down again, seeing them fully this time)
Fidget: So those boys and their gang are living in the palace now? (Flatly) Okay, it's official. This place is getting crazy.
(Then he noticed Stellaluna and gave a calm amazed look, the same look Pazu's group gave when they first saw Sheeta's group on the day they first met)
Fidget: Wow....
(Then he perked up excitedly)
Fidget: Wait. this is perfect! Maybe if I can earn sympathy from the girl bat, then maybe, just maybe, she can convince everyone that I am reformed! (Laughs joyfully) And hopefully, I can have a home at last.
(Fidget, while hidden, flew down to the street)
Fidget: Now, to get myself dirty.
(Fidget then messed up his fur, then throws some dirt and sand all over himself)
Fidget: Messy, but it works. I hope I win them over, especially that girl bat.
(Pazu's group came around a corner as they looked around some more. Then Fidget, with a playful look, purposely knocked an empty crate nearby down, getting Pazu's group's attention)
Yoshi: Huh?
Cynder: Who's there?
(Then, discarding his playful look, Fidget crawled out of hiding with a sad, yet exhausted, look on his face. The group noticed him and got suspicious and angry while Stellaluna, the Stallion Seven, and Ember got confused, yet suspicious)
Pazu: (Angrily) Fidget?
Ace: (Angrily) What are you doing here?!
Itchy: (Angrily) Why are you here?!
Fidget: (Weakly) Hello? Is someone here? Help me up….
(Cynder roughly help him up and then spun him around with her wind element breath, making the dirt and sand fly off of him, cleaning him)
Fidget: Hey, hey! I didn’t mean help me up roughly!
Snake: Why shouldsssss we treat you nicccccely now?
Billy: Yeah?
Arturo: Especially after what you did to us in the past?
Caramel: So he’s Fidget?
Ember: The crippled bat you told us about?
Itchy: Yeah.
Leatherhead: A troublemaker who works for Myotismon's group.
Fidget: Not anymore.
Sparx: (Goes up to his face) Liar!
Fidget: I swear, I mean it! Not anymore! (Hanging his head in sadness) It's just that I was forced to work for them after some people dear to me were killed mysteriously. (Tears up) Even always treated me like yesterday’s trash like I don’t even exist.
(Fidget then sobs)
Fidget: (Crying) You don’t know what it’s like to be alone and abused like that.
(He breaks down sobbing while the group, except Stellaluna, gave flat looks)
Itchy: There is no way we're falling for those crocodile tears you're shedding now.
(Fidget sniffles as he wiped his tears away and stopped crying slowly)
Fidget: What I’m saying is the honest-to-Allah truth. No tricks. No scams. I promise. So, what do you say, pals?
(Fidget held his hand out to Pazu's group to take it. A short pause, then Pazu's group, except Stellaluna, glared and crossed their arms)
Ace: Bet that’s a new scam you’re making right now.
Spyro: And we are not pals!
Pazu: Yeah.
Arturo: And we bet you're making all of this up, especially involving you losing your familia. Meaning "Family."
Snake: That musssssst be a plan you concocted with Myotissssmon'ssss group.
(Grubber blew a bunch of raspberries angrily, confusing Fidget)
Fidget: (Confused) Why is blowing raspberries?
Ace: That's how he talks, genius, in case you don't know!
Fidget: Then what did he say?
Ace: He said "Something to make us bleeping morons." (A short pause) That's what he said.
Leatherhead: So, I'm gonna have to suggest....
(Suddenly, Stellaluna spoke up)
Stellaluna: Actually.... It might sound crazy, but, I honestly believe him.
(Fidget and the group got surprised upon hearing her say that)
Stellaluna: I could sense the honesty. Even though he is somewhat overexaggerating a bit on the sympathy part.
(Silence, then just before Fidget could speak up, Sparx butted in)
Sparx: Oh, what do you know about him?
Stellaluna: Because I was abandoned too. Even though I never was abused like him, I was just a little girl when I was abandoned.
(A short pause, then Popple spoke up)
Popple: Are you being crazy or are we? He's a loser, for crying out loud!
(Yoshi chirps angrily in agreement)
Fidget: But I really didn't want any part of Myotismon's group's takeover plot, Mr. Little Green Man.
(Shocked on what Fidget called him, Popple turned to him slowly, fuming red with anger, concerning the group)
Ace: Uh-oh. You shouldn't have called him that.
Popple: (Fuming) What did you call me?
Fidget: I’m not insulting you. I just said….
(Popple lunged at Fidget in anger as if to beat him up, causing Fidget to retreat in a panic and Pazu’s group to give chase)
Popple: You better run!
Pazu: Come back here, you troublemaker!
(The group runs across a corner and run into something that knocked them all back. When they came to, they see that they rammed into the first thief with Swackhammer, Ruggedo, Hunter J, and the other thieves with them)
Swackhammer: (Noticing the group with his group) You again?!
Stellaluna: We could say the same thing about you!
Ruggedo: I knew we'd find you!
Hunter J: Get them and Stellaluna! Especially that dumb male bat!
(The thieves advance on the group who backed away. The villains attacked but the heroes, and Fidget, got away in the nick of time. Leatherhead ducked some of the thieves' attacks as he uses his sword to knock a bunch of barrels onto Ruggedo and the second thief knocking them down. The third thief tries to hit the Stallion Seven, but they dodged and Ember, along with Spyro and Cynder, fires a fireball at him. The third thief dodged which results in the attack knocking down the first thief. He got up, and then smirks at the concerned Stellaluna and grabs her before she ran)
First thief: (Getting out a sword) Gotcha!
(Fidget ran in between them, forcing the first thief to release his grip on Stellaluna)
Fidget: Hey, hey, whoa! Back off from her!
(Noticing this, Pazu's group got calmly surprised. Then the first thief punches Fidget aside, knocking him into a watermelon stand, causing a broken wood shard to cut Fidget's left shoulder)
First thief: (To Fidget) This is none of your business! (To Pazu's group) And you are dead meat!
Hunter J: (Grabbing Stellaluna) And you are coming with us again!
Stellaluna: Let go of me! HELP!!
(Fidget recovered and pulled a watermelon off of his head and removes the seeds. He got shocked upon seeing Stellaluna in danger and Pazu's group cornered by the thieves sword point. Then he got angrily determined)
Fidget: Okay! They messed with the wrong, CRIPPLED BAT!!!!
(Fidget screams a battle cry as he charged and snatched one of the thieves' swords away and aimed it at Swackhammer, Ruggedo, and Hunter J, who got surprised. Then Swackhammer, Ruggedo, and Hunter got determined and after Hunter J threw Stellaluna aside, which luckily, Yoshi caught her midfall, they pulled their swords out)
Hunter J: You really think you're gonna mess with us?
Ruggedo: Then fine.
Swackhammer: It's your funeral.
Fidget: We'll see about that!
(Then they dueled. At first calmly surprised at Fidget's brave fighting skills, Pazu's group and even Stellaluna softened up a bit towards Fidget. Then as Fidget locked blades with the three evil leaders, the villains were pushing Fidget down as he struggled to push them away. Then, to their surprise, Pazu's group used their Keyblades to help Fidget push the swords' blades back. Then working together upon Fidget snapping out of his surprised look, Fidget and Pazu's group shoved a powerful gust blast from the Keyblades at Swackhammer, Ruggedo, Hunter J, and the thieves, knocking him back. Before they could recover, Billy and Leatherhead grabbed them, spinned the villains around and gave the villains a big toss sending them colliding into an egg cart on wheels owned by a shocked eggkeeper. Then Fidget threw the sword bladepoint at the cart's edge)
Fidget: See how you like that!
(He and Grubber blows a raspberry at them)
Eggkeeper: (Shocked) My eggs! You ruined my eggs! Who's going to pay for them now?!
Ruggedo: Oh why don't you go away?!
Eggkeeper: (Ignoring Ruggedo) Guards! Guards!
(The villains looked up and got calmly alarmed as Captain Hook, Mr. Smee, and the pirate guards approached)
Hook: What is the trouble here?
(Then the guards noticed Swackhammer, Ruggedo, Hunter J, and the thieves and got determined)
Thief 2: (Chuckling nervously) Uh, mercy?
Hook: (Getting his sword out) Sorry. I may not be completely smart and brave, but I'm not completely stupid.
Smee: Now, are you gonna surrender and come quietly, or do you want to be punished?
(A short pause, then Hunter J, who got determined, quickly grabs the horse's reins to get it going. The horse ran off pulling the cart with Swackhammer, Ruggedo, and their thieves still in it, making their escape)
Hook: After them!
(Hook, Smee, the guards, and eggkeeper chased after them. Once the danger has passed, the group looked at Fidget in amazement)
Pazu's group: Incredible....
Sharkboy: One minute you were our enemy, and the next thing, you helped us.
Itchy: Why?
Fidget: I told you already. I lost my special ones when I was little and then forced to work for Myotismon's group in a abusive life kind of way.
Flash Sentry: And what are these "Special ones" you talking about, pray tell?
(Fidget hesitated, but didn't explain)
Fidget: Nothing. Maybe I'll explain about it later.
(Stellaluna approached Fidget with a calm look of gratitude, making him blush)
Fidget: Oh, um....
Stellaluna: My new friends and I are so grateful to you for rescuing us, especially me.
(Fidget snaps out of his blushing and smiled bashfully)
Fidget: Oh, it was nothing to it. Just call it luck.
(Then Stellaluna gasped)
Fidget: What?
Stellaluna: You're hurt!
Fidget: (Confused) Huh?
(He and the group then finally noticed what Stellaluna gasped at; His cut left shoulder. He held it gently)
Fidget: Must've cut myself during the ambush. But it's nothing. I've been through worse scrapes and cuts like this.
Stellaluna: Don't say things like that in happiness.
(Then she gently removed Fidget's hand from the cut and placed her hands on it gently)
Fidget: (Confused) What're you...?
(Stellaluna gently shushed him. Fidget looked at Pazu's group in confusion, and they nod calmly with calm smiles, for they obviously could tell that Stellaluna is gonna help. Then sure enough, Stellaluna sang her heart out)
Stellaluna: Magic, gleam and glow
Let your power shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
(She glowed a golden light from her body from something glowing beneath her tanktop, surprising Fidget, as she continued)
Stellaluna: Heal what has been hurt
Change the Fates' design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mine
(The song over, she stopped glowing and then removed her hands from Fidget's shoulder, revealing that the cut has been healed, surprising Fidget. Then a scream began to slowly build up in him as fear slowly enveloped his face. Then just when he screamed....)
Stellaluna: Don't scream, please!
Cynder: It's just a healing spell!
Rainbow Dash: Relax!
(Catching himself, Fidget tried to make an excuse nervously)
Fidget: (Nervously) I-I-I wasn't gonna scream! I was gonna say "Wow" loudly!
(He chuckles nervously, but the group flatly glared, not buying it. Then Fidget sighed, getting the looks and confessed)
Fidget: Okay, I was gonna scream. (Looks at healed shoulder) But honestly, I never saw a healing spell like this before.
(He looks at Stellaluna with curiosity)
Fidget: Where did you get that kind of power?
(Stellaluna reveals a gold pendant by pulling it out of her shirt's neck rim)
Stellaluna: I was born with them. And this medallion actually gives me the power whenever I sing that incantation. It even helps me with other spells I can make. Such as blasting elemental blasts like fire, ice, you name them.
Fidget: Wow.
Pazu: Is that why Hunter J and those creeps were after you?
Stellaluna: Yes. They consider me Hunter J's fountain of youth for selfish reasons. Heck, that was why I was kidnapped by them a year ago, and most recently, yesterday.
Fidget: A year ago?
Stellaluna: Uh-huh.
Itchy: You mean...?
Stellaluna: Yes. And like I pointed out before, when I was little, I was abandoned by my parents as a child, yet I never knew why they did that.
(She tucked her medallion in her tanktop again)
Stellaluna: Anyway, a year ago, I was doing fine on my own, taking care of myself, hoping to one day solve the mystery of my abandonment, when Hunter J, Swackhammer, and Ruggedo came and kidnapped me. I was forced to keep Hunter J young and beautiful forever with my healing spells. And then a week ago, I escaped and that was why I was hiding in the outskirts of Agrabah, to avoid falling into their hands again. And then come yesterday, I was kidnapped again when they found me, but thankfully....
(She looks at Pazu's group with a soft smile, and they understood)
Pazu's group: Got rescued by us.
Stellaluna: (Nods with a smile) Exactly.
(Impressed by her backstory, Fidget smiled and spoke up)
Fidget: Wow. And I thought my life was rough.
Leatherhead: You told your backstory really well.
Twilight Sparkle: And with such spirit, as well.
Stellaluna: Thanks.
(They then turned to Fidget)
Stellaluna: And your name is...?
Fidget: It's Fidget. What about you?
Stellaluna: Mine's Stellaluna.
Fidget: Wow. Stellaluna. That's a beautiful name. And your beauty matches your name well.
(Stellaluna smiled at the compliment. Then they changed the subject)
Ace: Anyway, you said, Fidget, you want to prove yourself redeemed, right?
Fidget: More than anything. I mean, I just did a moment ago, and....
(Understanding his decision, Pazu's group and Stellaluna gave in)
Pazu's group: Okay.
Leatherhead: We'll let you stay at the palace again.
Comet Tail: It may take a while to get used to you, but....
Fidget: But what?
Comet Tail: You just gotta hide until we tell the others at the right time.
Fidget: What does that mean?
Pazu: What Comet Tail means is that until we tell the others to accept you, you just gotta stay hidden in a hidden cage in the garden.
Fidget: (Unaware of what Pazu said at first) Oh, that's nice. I can try....
(Suddenly his eyes widened in shock and realization on what Pazu just said)
Fidget: What?!
(Later, he winds up locked in a revealed hidden cage back at the palace in the garden. He is still horrified on what Pazu just said. Pazu puts the key in Popple's pocket as he speaks up)
Pazu: Don't worry. We'll make sure to prove your worthiness.
Sharkboy: Believe us, we did that by telling the truth that we're not princes, especially saving the kingdom.
Itchy: I'm sure Charlie and Sasha will accept you once they cool down if they see you.
(Fidget calms down)
Fidget: Okay. I'm counting on you guys.
(He looks at Stellaluna)
Fidget: Listen, Stellaluna, if we are gonna win the others over, be sure to prove my worthiness and sincerity with your magic, as well as explanations.
Stellaluna: (Nods) Of course.
(Then with that, Pazu pushed a button on a nearby pedestal and the cage lowered down beneath the garden's trapdoor. Then the trapdoor closed, completely hiding Fidget's cage)
Pazu: Now, we just need to make that Sheeta's group doesn't see Fidget until we got them prepared
Sheeta's group: (Voice-over) Prepare for what?
(Pazu's group gasped and looked nervous. Then Sheeta's group arrived, wearing the same clothes they wore on the day Myotismon's group took over and when Pazu's group told them the truth about not being princes. And with them is Raksha)
Ace: Uh.... To notice the stain Snake got on the new shirt you got him.
Snake: Yessss.
Itchy: That's right.
Aria: (Looking) I don't see a stain.
Sparx: See?
Itchy: No problem!
Billy: Come on. Let's get going to dinner.
(Sheeta's group got suspicious and confused)
Trixie: But it's a little early for dinner now.
Sheeta: Guys, what's the matter?
Pazu: (Nervously) Oh, nothing, nothing! Everything's okay!
Sheeta: (Playfully) You aren't trying to hide anything from me, my sister, and cousins, huh?
Lavagirl: (Playfully) Anymore secrets?
Raksha: You remember how...?
Sharkboy: (Chuckling nervously) Secrets? (Normally) No way!
Arturo: We almost lost you that way once.
Ace: We're not letting that happened again.
Raksha: (Relieved) Oh, that's a relief.
(Pazu and Sheeta's groups smiled at each other as they lean in to kiss each other. Suddenly the ground begins to shake)
Others: What?
(The fountain nearby begins to fire up water which begins to twisted around like a tornado. The others look as something popped out. It is a familiar imaginary friend dragon riding on a surfboard happily wearing sandals, blue shorts, a Hawaiian flowered shirt, and sunglasses. It's Figment. He's back from his vacation bringing his luggage)
Figment: Yee-haw!
(Figment jumps off his board and lands in front of the group)
Figment: He's cool, he's magical, he's back!!!!
Pazu's group: (Happily) Figment!
Sheeta's group: You're back home!
(The group hugs Figment who suddenly begins to turn red and not because of blushing)
Figment: Yeow! WATCH THE SUNBURN!!
(The others let go startled. Figment smiled as he turns back to normal)
Figment: (Laughs) Kidding! So did anyone here missed me? Be honest. Hey take care of these, my fine man.
(Figment handed his luggage to Popple. The weight of them was too much for the Beanbean creature who succeed to fall to the ground, his face covered by some of them)
Popple: (Muffled) Ouch.
Figment: Sorry. Should've told you that they were heavy. (Laughing) Guess what? I brought home souvenirs!
(Figment then puts a sombrero on Arturo's head, gives a huge teddy bear to Sheeta's group, and puts a baseball cap on Yoshi's head, a little flag in one hand, and a hot dog on a bun in the other. Spyro, Cynder, Sparx, and the others got little action figures, Itchy got an action figure of a Hawaiian girl doing the hula)
Itchy: Thanks, Figment! It even dances.
Stellaluna: This is incredible.
(Figment noticed Stellaluna and kissed her hand politely)
Figment: Enchante, madame. What's your name?
Stellaluna: Stellaluna.
Figment: (To Stellaluna) Pretty name. (To the group) Where did she come from?
(Later, all of Stellaluna's backstory was revealed)
Figment: (Imitating a psychiatrist) I see. Now you're free because of them?
Group: Yep.
Pazu: And about your experience, Figment, you saw the whole world in a week already?
(Figment then splits into five little Figments, each dressed from a certain Disneyland and Walt Disney World ride)
Mini Figments: It’s a small world after all
(Figment then changed back to normal)
Figment: There is one thing Agrabah has that nowhere in the world does.
(The imaginary dragon friend then turns into a purple rocket, lights himself, and blasted around the whole place)
Figment: (Happily) You guys!
(Figment then begins to sing about his trip, as we see scenes from the places he visited appeared in the background)
Figment: I parachuted down
Into the Taj Mahal
I've rollerbladed
Along the great Great Wall
I even made the famous
Leaning Tower fall
But who was with me through it all?
Nobody
The Moscow Circus
Hired me to fly trapeze
On Mount Olympus,
Ran a race with Hercules
It's easy when you're chased by killer bees
Who said "Geshundheit" when I sneezed?
(He sneezed)
Figment: So now I'm home
Home again with you
You chase the clouds away
Whenever I am blue
Pazu: (Laughing) You're never blue.
Figment: Not in the pyramids
I highly recommend
There is nothing in the world
Quite like a friend
Slept like a babe in Bombay
On a bed of nails
Moroccans set my fairy tales
Of seven veils
I single-handedly
Even saved the whales
Yet no one was there to hear my tales
(Figment cries a bit then resumes singing happily)
Figment: In Acapulco
I joined a Mariachi band
I rode the ragin' rapids
Down the Rio Grande
Flew in a air balloon
But when I tried to land
Nobody laughed
Or lent a hand
Without you, the Amazon is
Just a trickle
Without you, the Sahara's
Not so hot
Without you, Niagara Falls
Is just a leaky faucet
And the Huey II
Is just some yacht
Now that I'm home
Home again, it's clear
All I ever wanted
Seems to be right here
I'd traveled East and West
(Figment then proceeds to make heads appeared from his shoulders looking east and west)
Figment: And now, I'm back again
(Then he changes his head back to normal)
Figment: And there's nothing in the world
Quite like a friend....
Males: There’s nothing in the world
Females: Nothing in the whole wide world
Group: There’s nothing in the world
Quite like a friend
(The group concluded the song as we zoom away from the palace to Earth in space. Then Figment appeared next to Earth and spins it on a fingertip)
Figment: Nothing in the whole wide world
(The song over, Pazu changed the subject, with nighttime now here)
Pazu: So Figment. How is freedom treating you?
Figment: To be honest..., I LOVE IT!!
(Figment jumps up happily but yelps as he breaks his back before landing back onto the ground)
Figment: Okay, maybe my powers aren't great as they used to be.
(Figment shrunk down to small size)
Figment: But don't sell me short.
(He grew back to his normal size)
Figment: I may be out of the lamp, but I still have some magic in me.
(Figment transformed into a magician with a smile)
Figment: The mouse can still do it
(Figment made a fox appear on his hand. The fox however grabs his face and chomps it off. Figment yelped as he reached into the fox's mouth and puts his face back on before getting rid of it)
Figment: (Sheepishly) Hate to lose face like that. One more chance!
(Figment made a box appeared in front of them and a saw in his hand)
Figment: Who wants to go first? (Giggles) I am great at this!
Itchy: As much as we wanted to help and all.
Sharkboy: I'm afraid we got to go now.
Lavagirl: It's dinnertime.
Figment: (Glumly) Oh, I see. You want a romantic dinner for the seven couples. I guess you don't one magical imaginary friend dragon around to mess things up.
Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx: Figment....
Group: Listen....
Figment: (Turning away) No, no. Just go on. Seven's a crowd after all. You go on and have some fun.
(The group smiled as Sheeta approached Figment, who is still unhappy)
Sheeta: Figment, we would be honored if you joined us for dinner.
(Figment then smiles happily as he turned back)
Figment: (Hopefully) You would?
(The group nods)
Figment: (Happily) All right! Let's go in there and chow down!
(Figment hugs the group as he ran to the palace)
Figment: Cooking's my treat!
(The whole group headed for the palace. Well, almost. Pazu stops Popple and Yoshi before the two could go in)
Pazu: Popple, you have to stay out here and do your job.
Popple: Aw, geez. What?
Pazu: Remember? You got to guard Fidget. Make sure no one sees him until we tell them, got it?
(Popple frowned, but sighed as he goes back to guard Fidget's hidden cage while Yoshi saluted in happiness. As Pazu turned and headed to the palace, he looked concerned about something. Figment appeared in front of him)
Figment: Giddy-up, Pazu! What's keeping you?
Pazu: Well, it's nothing. (A short pause) Maybe something. (Pushes Figment ahead) I'll tell you later.
(Then with that, they headed in to have dinner, and await what Charlie and Sasha have to announce about Pazu's group)
Coming up: Swackhammer, Ruggedo, and Hunter J finds Myotismon's group's black lamp and unleashed them and their henchmen finally, making Swackhammer Myotismon's group's master. Then realizing they have the same revenge mission against the heroes, they decide to team up. Back in the palace, dinner was going well, until Fidget is discovered. And will the group who accepted Fidget convince the others to give him a chance? Only time will tell.
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