Sombra's New Team/Transcript

The following is a script of Sombra's New Team. Dialogue text is directly taken from the episode and is unaltered. Text in the brackets is used for visual clues and were added in by the wiki's creator, Stelllarz.
CONTEXT WARNING FOR MENTIONS/ACTIONS OF R//PE AND SEMI SEXUAL ACTS. The wiki nor it's creator condone r//pe and SA (sexual assault).
[The video opens with SpongePie PonyGirl's into. Afterwards, the mane 6 can be seen inside the Crystal Empire's Castle surrounded by King Sombra's magic. He stands in front of them to the viewer's right, looking down sternly.]
King Sombra: Okay Spongenoob, you have the opption to stop these ponies from having nightmares by giving up, Or they will die!
[Everpony except Pinkie opens their eyes and looks in the same direction, presumably at SpongeBob. They all appear somewhat possessed.]
Applejack: SPONGEBOB! DONT TRUST HIM!
Rainbow: YEAH!HE JUST WANTS TO USE YOU SO YOU WILL KILL PINKIE YOUR CHILD AND US!
SpongeBob: PINKIE?!
Pinkie: Spongebob! NO DONT LEAVE ME!
[The scene switches to show SpongeBob standing in the castle's hallway looking up angrily.]
SpongeBob: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THEM?!
[The scene reverts back.]
King Sombra: Well,your so called"wife" and her friends are facing their biggest fears,Like Pinkie is dreaming of you wanting to get a divorce and put your child up for adoption
Fluttershy: SPONGEBOB WHATEVER YOU DO DONT SAY YOU WILL JOIN HIM!
Rarity: You know what he will do!
[The scene changes to SpongeBob.]
SpongeBob: I will do it. in extange for my wife and her friends.
[The scene reverts back.]
Pinkie: He didn't just say he would do it did he?!
[King Sombra smiles.]
King Sombra: hehe... ask and you shall recive.
Pinkie: Spongebob...no...please...
[The scene zooms up close to the mane 6. The magic surrounding them has disappeared, and everypony is shocked except Rainbow, who is smiling.]
Fluttershy: Does this mean that there is a fight?!
Pinkie: I hope not!
Rainbow: so..AWESOME
[Rainbow changes to look surprised.]
Rainbow: Oh geez he's going hard.
Pinkie: NO SPONGEBOB!
Rarity: SPONGEBOB CARFUL THERE DARLING!
Twilight: Oh crap
Applejack: SOMBRA IS USING HIS SPELL ON HIM!
[SpongeBob is sitting up on the crystal floors with King Sombra towering above him.]
King Sombra: HA! YOU WEAK MINDED FOOL! I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T FIGHT MUCH AS YOU SAY NOW TIME TO START THE FUN!
[SpongeBob's eyes close and Sombra's purple magic flows from them. SpongeBob looks nervous.]
SpongeBob: What is happening?!
Sombra: your nightmare!
SpongeBob: Wait Pinkie? Why do you have a knife?! OW!No not the heat lamp!
King Sombra: How do you feel?
[SpongeBob's eyes open and glow neon green.]
SpongeBob: I feel betrayded! I feel I had been used! I now feel like...
[His eyes close again.]
SpongeBob: NO I CAN FIGHT THROUGH THIS!
King Sombra: In 1...2...
[His eyes open.]
King Sombra: 3!
SpongeBob: I now feel...
[His eye whites turn a darker green and his pupils turn red, matching Sombra's eyes. He stands up and looks proudly at Sombra.]
SpongeBob: LIKE KILLING THAT PINKAMENA B##CH AND HER STUPID GOOD FOR NOTHING FRIENDS!
King Sombra: Excalent sir. I will go check on my other servents get these bosoes in a cage and I will be right back got it?
SpongeBob: SIR YES SIR!
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "Meanwhile with Vocal life and her friends". Gacha characters, designed using Gacha Life/Club, stand around a cauldron with Bonnie tied to a stick over it. The gacha characters, from left to right, are named "gacha angel", "alondra", "VOCAL LIFE", and "rosie hollins".]
Bonnie: MMMMPHMMM
VL: Hush child.
[The three of them turn to face Gacha Angel.]
Gacha Angel: Um guys is this nessesary?
VL: YES!
[Sombra appears in the room to the viewer's left.]
King Sombra: How is the exicution?
[VOCAL LIFE looks enraged.]
Alondra: Fine thank you sombra....
VL: ITS KING SOMBRA!!!
King Sombra: You suck.
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "Meanwhile..". Rarity and Twilight are hugging Pinkie while Fluttershy, Rainbow, and Applejack look towards her worriedly.]
Pinkie: What have I done?!
Rarity: There,There darling.
Twilight: Pinkie we will get your husband back
Applejack: How?!he is working with King Sombra!
Rainbow: Aj has a point.
Fluttershy: Last time there was evil in equestria,it was Spongebob and Pinkie's love for each other that saved us and equestria.
Rainbow: She's right.
Rarity: Maybe if Pinkie kisses Spongebob, he will go back to his normal self.
Twilight: great thinking Rarity!
[The scene changes to show Pinkie laying down and burying her face into the floor.]
Pinkie: That won't work! dont get me wrong. I want to kiss Spongebob. Really I do, but.......
[She raises her face slightly.]
Pinkie: It's King Sombra! If he catches me I will be having that horrid nightmare! But I would do anything.. I MEAN ANYTHING TO HELP SAVE MY HUSBAND WHO HELPS ME THROUGH HARD TIMES HERE IN EQUESTRIA
[Her face is up close and she is tearing up.]
Pinkie: But what would keep Sombra busy?
[Everypony except Pinkie and Fluttershy stand up and all look confident, presumably looking at Pinkie.]
Rainbow: Maybe if you can get to Spongebob..
Applejack: than maybe...
Rarity: we can keep sombra busy...
Twilight: while you hold Spongebob down and make a quick move
[The scene reverts to Pinkie's face.]
Pinkie: yeah I guess it's worth a try.
[The scene shows SpongeBob to the left of the mane 6, who are all crowded together in various positions.]
SpongeBob: Must follow Sombra's orders.
Rainbow: SPONGEBOB SNAP OUT OF IT!
Twilight: You don't know what your doing!
[The Crystal Empire's interior turns orange and purple. A semi transparent cage surrounds the mane 6, who all look shocked.]
Twilight: what the!
SpongeBob: Wow that was easier than I expected it to be.
[The interior is now orange and red. Sombra appears next to SpongeBob.]
King Sombra: Ah,you did the job nicely.Well done my servant
Twilight: Spongebob. Dont do this!
Pinkie: This ain't real!
SpongeBob: Oh you really think I'm gonna listen to
-A horse who looks like a stupid toy
-A weakling who is afraid of their own shadow
-a stupid egg head
-An apple picking b##ch
-A fat marshmellow pony
And most important..The childish phyico that I actually married! And I regret it!
Pinkie: Spongebob..
[The crystal interior returns to its normal colors. Pinkie embraces SpongeBob, who looks down at her angrily. Sombra also looks pissed off. The cage isn't visible.]
Pinkie: STOP THIS ISN'T YOU!
King Sombra: HOW IS SHE OUT?!
Applejack: Logic,you idiot.
King Sombra: YOUR GONNA PAY FOR CALLING ME THAT
[Sombra's shadow form surrounds them. He faces them happily.]
King Sombra: Don't let her control you.Remember all she did to you before.
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Rarity: PINKIE HURRY SUDUCE HIM!
[Sombra's shadow form disappears.]
SpongeBob: LET GO!
Pinkie: never!
[She lays down on the ground and buries her face. SpongeBob looks down, appearing annoyed.]
SpongeBob: What's the deal with you?
Pinkie: Shhhhh~
[She returns to hugging him.]
Pinkie: Remember all the..."fun" we have in the bed..?
SpongeBob: Maybe...BUT THIS WON'T WORK YOU MORON
[Pinkie, who has stopped hugging him and is sitting down, looks off to the right sadly.]
Pinkie: Remember our little girl and....how..we made her..?
SpongeBob: BACK OFF! I'M WARNING YOU!
Pinkie: How about...we..
[She looks up at him with raised eyebrows and lowered eyelids.]
Pinkie: have the same fun!
SpongeBob: What are you saying?
[Pinkie pins him down and sticks out her tongue.]
Pinkie: Oh just stay still for me...Daddy~
[She leans closer to him, closes her eyes, and kisses him.]
SpongeBob: Hey...!
Pinkie: Mmmmm
SpongeBob: GET AWAY FROM ME!
[She pulls away.]
Pinkie: Oh my dear boy, where's the fun in that?
[She leans down and kisses him again.]
SpongeBob: ~Ahhh~~Stop~
Pinkie: Not until you admit your enjoying it.
[She brings her hoof farther up.]
Pinkie: ~mmmmm~ Go on say it....
[He leans up and puts his arm around her.]
SpongeBob: Ok! Ok! I'm enjoying it! happy now?
Pinkie: Absolutley
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[Pinkie is launched off to the right while a yellow star with smaller white stars surround SpongeBob.]
Pinkie: WHAT THE HECK!
[The stars grow larger. Pinkie is further off screen.]
Pinkie: What's happening?!
[The stars disappear and SpongeBob, with his normal eyes, is sitting on the floor.]
SpongeBob: What happened?!
[He starts running off to the right.]
SpongeBob: No time for that! There is somepony I need to check on first!
[Pinkie is laying on the floor, looking annoyed.]
Pinkie: Oh my head..
[She looks up to the left.]
SpongeBob: Pinkie are you ok?!
[The scene zooms into her face.]
Pinkie: Yeah why do you ask...
[Her eyes widen and her pupils dilate slightly.]
Pinkie: Wait!
[Her eyebrows lower and she appears confused.]
Pinkie: You..you just said my name without insulting me...
[SpongeBob stands next to her and looks down worriedly. Pinkie, with tears in her eyes, looks up at him.]
SpongeBob: Yeah but are you okay? You said something about you head.
[She embraces him while still dragging on the ground.]
Pinkie: You do remember me! what's our baby's name?
SpongeBob: Bonnie Dian Pie
[He holds her and hugs her back.]
Pinkie: IT IS YOU! YOUR BACK! IT WORKED!
[He lowers her slightly.]
Pinkie: I knew you would never forget me!
[He opens one eye.]
SpongeBob: Well yeah of course I wouldn't
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[He pins her down and looks at her aggressively while licking his lips. Pinkie is shocked.]
SpongeBob: Now...let me on the top!
Pinkie: Wait how did you...
SpongeBob: Just because Sombra was controling me doesn't mean that I didn't see everything that just happened So tell me right now and be honest...Were you trying to suduce me just do for payback and revenge?
Pinkie: Yes?
SpongeBob: Well now you'll pay big time!
Pinkie: crap...
[He leans closer to her and kisses her.They both close their eyes.]
SpongeBob: Your not getting up till I'm done with you,you little pie..
Pinkie: oh no..here we go again...
[He licks her hoof.]
SpongeBob: Tell me, what possibly made you think that you can suduce me just for revenge
Pinkie: Well....I...
SpongeBob: Don't answer. now time for the real fun.You know,the great stuff.
[He kisses her again and they both heavily blush.]
SpongeBob: ~Now stay still so I can have a sweet little taste of pie~
[The mane 6 can be seen out of the cage with different expressions, all smiling.]
Pinkie: ~Ahhhh~ ~Get off me~
SpongeBob: ~Oh my dear angel, why get off when I can have all the pie I want~
Applejack: Well,if they're gonna do that than he's back.
Fluttershy: Yeah what did you expect?
Rainbow: I believe that they are gonna do this for a while.
Rarity: Why,of course darling!
[The scene reverts to the couple.]
Pinkie: ~Haven't you had enough pie spongie~
SpongeBob: ~No your too delicious to resit~
Pinkie: ~Oh Spongebob~
SpongeBob: ~Oh no that's not what you called me~
Pinkie: ~Do I have to say it~
SpongeBob: ~Unless you want me to go farther down with your tounge on mine~
Pinkie: ~D~Daddy~
SpongeBob: ~That's more I like it~
Pinkie: ~Spongebob that's my spot your not allowed to touch I told you before~
SpongeBob: ~Oh is it now~
Pinkie: ~f### me daddy~
SpongeBob: ~Oh~with pleasure~
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "Two and a half hours later....".]
Pinkie: ~Spongebob don't go down no farther please I has all I could take~
SpongeBob: ~Mmmmm~
[He pulls away and they both open their eyes slightly.]
SpongeBob: Never because you know why?
[He licks his lips and Pinkie's eyes become swirls.]
SpongeBob: ~Because I want to keep this going like we always do in the bedroom~
Pinkie: W..wha...
SpongeBob: I love it when you sweat like that babe it makes you look even cuter!
Pinkie: Don't go farther!
[Her eyes go back to normal.]
SpongeBob: ~Oh are you a little embarresed because of the way I love you and the way you taste~
Pinkie: Well..kinda...
SpongeBob: Your the one who started this Pinkie Winkie!
Pinkie: Okay let's not...
SpongeBob: You know that nobody controls me around here. Especially you!
Pinkie: Um what do you mean by that?
SpongeBob: I mean that I don't care what anyone or anypony does cause I'm still gonna do this for as long as I live..
[Pinkie closes her eyes.]
SpongeBob: Maybe I need to take you home, put you in the bed, maybe even makeout for a few hours,and...
[She puts her hoof on his chest and he stops licking his lips.]
Pinkie: WOAH! WOAH! HOLD IT! DON'T GO THAT FAR!
[His eyebrows soften.]
SpongeBob: Okay,Chill. I'm not gonna do it anymore I don't believe this is a good destanation.
[He furrows his eyebrows again and licks his lips.]
SpongeBob: I believe it's much better if we go home and get into the bed and makeout there.
[Pinkie puts her hoof back on his chest.]
Pinkie: I think we are good for right now,dear.
SpongeBob: One more kiss?
Pinkie: I guess one more won't hurt.
[He leans back down and kisses her.]
Pinkie: I love you spongie! your a really good.....kisser......
SpongeBob: is that true?
Pinkie: yes!
SpongeBob: Than I'm gonna have more kisses!
Pinkie: ~Oh spongebob~ rape me til the break of dawn in morning~
SpongeBob: with pleasure,sugar plum.....
[He leans back up and Pinkie's eyes become spirals again.]
SpongeBob: Don't try suducing me again or else you know what I'll do.
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[Sombra appears enraged in the hallway.]
King Sombra: YOU LITTLE PINK HAIRED PHYICO FREAK!
[He forms a large spell and smiles wickedly.]
King Sombra: TIME TO DIE!
[The spell blasts off to the right, presumably towards SpongeBob and Pinkie.]
King Sombra: CHARGE!
[Pinkie is hit by the spell. SpongeBob, below the beam, looks up at her terrified.]
Pinkie: AAAHHH!
SpongeBob: PINKIE!!!!!!!
[The spell throws her against a crystal pillar.]
Pinkie: Ow!
[She falls onto the floor.]
Pinkie: oof! ohhhh....
[SpongeBob gets on top of her and looks down worriedly.]
SpongeBob: Pinkie talk to me! Are you okay?!?!?!? PINKIE WAKE UP! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
[The Mane 5 dart towards them from the viewer's right.]
Fluttershy: Spongebob what's going...
[They stop running and look concerned.]
Twilight: Spongebob what happened to her?
SpongeBob: I don't know.
Rarity: DARLING BEHIND YOU!
[King Sombra appears to be charging up another attack.]
King Sombra: Ha! I zapped that fool because I wanted her dead this whole time! Now who is next?!
[The mane 5 block off the couple and face Sombra angrily.]
Twilight: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
Fluttershy: YOU WANT THEM..
Rainbow: YOU'LL HAVE TO GET THROUGH US FIRST!
[The scene reverts to Sombra.]
King Sombra: My pleasure!
[The scene switches back.]
Twilight: Get Pinkie to safety we will hold him off as long as we can!
SpongeBob: Okay Twilight!
[They appear in the same position in a different part of the castle.]
Pinkie: Sponge...Spongebob...
SpongeBob: Pinkie?!
[He embraces her with tears in his eyes.]
SpongeBob: Oh thank heaven! You're ok!
Pinkie: I'm scared Spongie!
SpongeBob: I know just calm down and stay by my side and we will both be ok. Because of our love for each other,as long as we don't drift apart, we will always win! Our love is never gonna die you know that right?
Pinkie: Yes,my love.
VL: SHADOW BOI!!!! OVER HERE
King Sombra: WILL YOU STOP CALLING ME THAT!
[Sombra snarls.]
King Sombra: Pafetic! You really think that will stop me! Your child is being fried, your friends are imprisioned, face it guys...You lost!
[The couple look towards him angrily.]
Pinkie: You may have our friends and our little girl that is true,
SpongeBob: But your forgetting one thing...
[The scene reverts back.]
King Sombra: Don't make me laugh! you have no magic!
[They stand up with their arms and hooves around each other and smile proudly.]
SpongeBob: Your forgetting we're still standing together!
Pinkie: And we have the power that will easily defeat you!
[The scene switches once more.]
King Sombra: Pfffffff! I don't think do! your just two idiots who have....
[They kiss and embrace each other. Sombra charges up an attack.]
King Sombra: You gotta be joking thats it! YOUR ALOT WEAKER THAN MY OWN STREGTH IMMA JUST ZAP YOU OUR RIGHT NOW!
[He blasts an attack towards them. A small heart is visible between the couple. He looks angry.]
King Sombra: WHAT?! HOW?!
[He zaps towards them again.]
King Sombra: DIE! DIE! DIE!
[A giant transparent heart surrounds the couple. Sombra prepares another blast.]
King Sombra: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!
[He zaps towards them yet again.]
King Sombra: ZAP ZAPPTY ZAP!
[He stands back up without charging an attack.]
King Sombra: I SWEAR THAT VOCAL LIFE IS SO FIRED WHEN I FIND HER AND HER FRIENDS!
[The scene goes back to the heart surrounding the couple. The screen flashes white before fading to black. White text reads, "You may be wondering where was shining armor and Cadence during that whole time". The text changes to say, "Well,when they came back from canterlot ,they found VOCAL LIFE and her friends grilling Bonnie.So they had to capture VOCAL LIFE and her friends and send them back to the world they came from to begin with". The screen fades back to white. Pinkie hugs SpongeBob while the mane 5 smile and look at them.]
Applejack: Rainbow don't say it....
Rainbow: SO AWESOME!!! You guys kissed like craziness went to your all's head!
[The couple stop hugging and blush. Rainbow and Rarity get excited, Twilight looks confused, Applejack hoofpalms and Fluttershy looks off to the right.]
Rainbow: Does this mean there's is a second child coming soon!
Rarity: Excalent question darling!
[Rainbow turns to face the couple.]
Rainbow: I CALL DIBS ON NAMING CHILD NUMBER TWO!
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[The mane 5 look annoyed.]
Applejack: Rainbow you cant just asume that Spongebob is raping Pinkie just for a second child!
Rainbow: Well it could happen AJ!
Applejack: Just because it could doesn't mean it will Rainbow Dash!
Rarity: You guys are gonna choose now to argue about Spongebob and Pinkie kissing?
Twilight: Why do you assume now is the best time to argue about this?
Fluttershy: I'll get the blow horn.
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SpongeBob: I think that now is a good time to make a run for it.
Pinkie: I agree.
[The screen fades to black and SpongePie PonyGirl's outro plays. Afterwards, the video ends.]