2015 Bonus Martins and wisdom of the LCM

== 3 Martinmas 2015 ==
Well it's only the third Martin submission and the LCM would like to
pass on the words of MARS, the GodMartin.
"Tis early but my flock have done well. That is all".
Naturally the LCM is pleased that his lecture inspired and instilled the
importance of Martinmas. The LCM takes full credit.
The LCM is always right.
All hail. 
== 5 Martinmas 2015 ==
SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM
THE GODMARTIN VIA THE LCM 
“Mars is pleasantly
surprised by the debut Martin submission and dons his Kippah. One can only hope
the other new flock members are as inspiring. That is all.”
== 10 Martinmas 2015 ==
Its good to see my
Martin spending his money on good causes…. for himself  
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/09/entertainment/martin-shkreli-wu-tang-album-feat/index.html
== 13 Martinmas 2015 ==
............
Martin Blanchard where are you? You had the brass neck to tell the LCM that you
were the forgotten Martin, the LCM added you to this select list, and what do
you give in return?
The LCM will be "releasing th Aki" if you do not submit asap.
== 18 Martinmas 2015 - "PineMartinGate" ==
STEWARDS ENQUIRY STEWARDS ENQUIRY
AMENDED RESULT
FULL REPORT BY THE CHIEF STIPENDIARY
STEWARD BUT TO PARAPHRASE MARTIN PERERA
“This is the slackest bit of repeat
Martin offending I have ever seen. Who is this guy? Cancel his holiday”
Warning for Mad Martin for not doing his
homework.
First verbal warning for both.
Martin Perera still exasperated and
calming down in trap 2.
The LCM decrees that he has never seen
him like this on over 7 years of stewardship.
Unforgivable.
Get thee to a nunnery!
(Bonus Martin - I would recommend the convent of St Martin of
Tours in the Bronx, New York, since you’re heading that way)
From Martin Hero following first
submission
To Martin zero following PineMartinGate
To a bl00dy Martin Hero again
This is quite simply one of the most
lucid examples of a Martin Redemption.
Knowing the LCM’s love of equine
studies, this submission resonates with both the LCM and the GodMartin (earth
name Stan Lewis), who from an early age taught the LCM the secrets of the Dark
Horses Annual and the Marten Julian points system (5 points for a win last time
out…..).
In fact the first winner that the LCM
didst have using the Marten Julian formula was Sacre Coeur when he beat Arpal
Breeze at 3/1 (Bangor 1 November 1991).
http://www.racingpost.com/horses/horse_home.sd?horse_id=8318#topHorseTabs=horse_race_record&bottomHorseTabs=horse_form
== 16 Martinmas 2015 ==
Is one of the flock attempting to wind
up the LCM today?
Go away, think, repent, realise how
lucky you are to be a Martin and then submit something that isn’t a FOOKIN PINE
MARTEN as we’ve had quite enough of these this year!
== 18 Martinmas 2015 ==
….an update on Bad
Martin. They should throw the book at him for the shame he’s brought on the
Martin fraternity
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/12/17/martin-shkreli-arrested-for-securities-fraud-turing-pharmaceuticals-aids-cancer-drug_n_8826288.html?ncid=fcbklnkukhpmg00000001
A note to Brother Martin and Mad Martin.
“Early Martin submissions are the
preferred route, especially when the Martin of the day has already been
submitted in advance. We aim to avoid Martin free submission days where
possible.” 
An appropriately named bonus Martin for you whilst we wait for
Brother Martin and Mad Martin to get their house in order
https://www.facebook.com/Wheres-Martin-176467419094891/
Great work Merdo Martin, your work has
been deemed “Highly Commended” without winning the elusive Martin society
Bronze medal.
A white certificate is on its way to you.
== 23 Martinmas 2015 ==
Spotted in London. 
Glad to see we are expanding in an attempt to Martinise the
capital. Well done LCM, all hail. 
http://martinisation.com/