Annoying Orange 2.0!!!/Transcript

Pear: Well, that's the last of 'em.
Passion: I still can't believe we're leaving.
Back Seat:Yep We Are
Grapefruit: Pshh, what's the point? Now that we have a TV show, who needs this dump?
Orange: It's like I say I'm a mover and a shaker. hahahahaha! (motorboat)
Pear: It's kinda sad, we had a lot of good times here.
Passion: Yeah. There's also been a lot of stabbing.
Back Seat:Yes We Did
Orange: Yeah, I guess we've all got a little baggage. Hahahahaha!
Grandpa Lemon: C'mon everybody, let's get this show on the road! GERONIMO!
(Barking)
Back Seat:Jetboots
(The cast all leave, pan to, the layout of the kitchen)
Text: The End. See you on Cinemas.
Little Apple: Hello? Hello? Uh, Hello? Aw, man, did everybody just leave without me? (sniff) I never thought it would end like this.
Voice: End? Hahaha! Dry you're eyes Little Apple! This isn't the end, it's just the beginning, of Annoying Tangerine 2.0!
(Giant sign moves in text on sign says A.T. 2.0)
Little : AHHH!
Voice: Get ready for brand new thrills, brand new laughs, and even a brand new cast!
Chris Pratt: You talkin' to me?
Little Apple: Huh?
Chris : You talkin' to me?
Voice: That's right, Chris Pratt is Grapefruit
Chris : I'm watching you.
(Sticks out tounge in multiple ways)
Voice: Looks like he could use some tough love, good thing he's got Marshmallow!
Matt Layzell: Ha! Yay! I love everything!
Voice: As portrayed by the legendary Matt Layzell!
Matt : Everything is something that I love. Yay!
Voice: And here's the new Grandpa Lemon, DaneBoe!
Daneboe: So bright! So beautiful! So precious.
Little : Ugh! That's gonna haunt my dreams
Matthew Stewart: I'm Speedness
Little Apple:You Sure Are
Voice: It's Him Backseat As Matthew Stewart
Voice: Give it up for Academy Award Winner WebzForevz as Passion Fruit! 
WebzForevz: This is so exciting! Isn't this exciting?! We're gonna have the best time ever!
Little Apple: Wow! She really is a great actress!
Voice: Speaking of talent, it's our new Pear, Denzel Washington!
Denzel Washington: All right, all right, ok.
Little: What?
Denzel: Today's training day, Little Apple.
Little: That's not what I call it.
Denzel: BOO!
Little: AHH!
Denzel: Haha! You never know, that's the point.
Little: (nervous chuckle) Okay.
Voice: And don't forget the star of A.O. 2.0, It's Tommmmmmmmmmmmm, Cruise!
Tom Cruise: I feel the need, the need for speed! (spits seed at Little Apple)
Little: (seed hits Little) OW! Hey!
Denzel: Oh you're in the office now, baby.
Little: Well, at least they didn't recast me.
Voice: Oh, and don't forget the breakout sensation of 2012, it's, Zamboni!
Zamboni: (chuckle) Hey everybody it's-
Tom: Ice to meet you! Haaaaaaaaaaa. WOO!
Little: But that doesn't make any sense at all! Why would we need a zamboni?
Zamboni: Hey, don't forget I'm a time traveling zamboni! Shazbot! (chuckle) (Zamboni disappears)
Little: What?
Zamboni: (returns with medieval hat) Ha! Told ya! (chuckle)
Christopher: Yay! I love unicorns. Ya know a lot of people don't know this, but the horns, can cure athlete's foot.
Little: Oh, come on! This is insane!
Tom: Hey, hey, hey chubby cherry! Haaaaaaaaaaa!
Little: (maximum yell) I'm not a chubby cherry, I'm Midget- LITTLE APPLE!
Tom: Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! WOO!
Little: Uhhh, that guy's giving me the willies.
Gollum: Wicked, tristy willies! They stole it from us! (high pitched) Must have it back, must have, (whisper) the precious!
Little: Oh, shut up, Grandpa Gollum, nobody cares!
Robert: Oh! Oh! Get a load 'a this guy. this guy, Oh!
Zamboni: Hey! Hey! Don't forget about, Zamboni!
Tom: It's ice to meet you, Iceman. Haaaaaaaaaa-
Little: Would you stop saying that already! You-you-you fake Orange!
Tom: Call me Maverick.
Little: No! I will not call you Maverick!
Denzel: Uh-uhh, I ain't holdin' no hands, I ain't babysittin'!
Christopher: You know, I gotta be honest with you I enjoy hugs, hugs are something, I enjoy!
Little: Stop it, stop it, STOP IT! None of this makes any sense, and I'm not just talkin' about the Zamboni!
Zamboni: Shazbot! (disappears)
Little: Ahhh! This can't be happening! There's gotta be a logical explanation for this.
Orange: Like maybe we're just fooling around?
Little: Huh?
The Gang (except Grandpa Lemon, who is sleeping, and Grapefruit): Happy April Fool's Day! (laugh)
Little: (breath of relief) Thank goodness! It's such a relief!
Tom: WOO! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Little: Uh, speaking of which, what are we gonna do with these guys?
Orange: Hmmm. I don't know, maybe they could sign some autographs, or maybe they could just, SIGN!
Little: Huh?
Orange: SIGN!
(Sign falls, crushing all except Little Apple)
Little: Ahhhhhhhh!
Orange: Woah! It looks like the cast is gonna need a cast! hahahaha! Nah, just kidding, there's no way they survived that!
The Gang: (laugh)
Zamboni: (reappears without hat) Shazbot!
Fruity Question of the Day: Who do you want to prank for April Fools?!
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