S1 EP1 “Why is it called a pilot anyway?”

The pilot of Season 1 and the first episode ever to exist. This sees the introduction to many long running characters such as Stuart, Caiden, and Evil Rijad. Also the introduction of the Universal Government. 
== Synopsis ==
In the first part of the episode, Stuart and Caiden, the two main characters run away from neo nazis and uses a teleporter gun and escapes. After the title card plays, Stuart and Caiden run through the portal and Caiden says “Did you get the space weed?”, Then Stuart pulls out a bag of space weed.
In the second part, the two make their way to the Shop on 54th to get more cloning juice, and the Shop owner says a rich prince bought all the cloning juice. Caiden is being screamed at by a book and he screams back at it. They then use a portal to go to a different dimension that has cloning juice. The market has people who look high and someone is selling illegal s*x toys. A seller asks if Stuart needs more power converters, and Stuart says he needs 2 gallons of cloning juice. Caiden looks around when Stuart tells him not to.
In the third part, 3 tentacle monster creatures show up while Stuart finally decided on a price. The aliens cover Caidens mouth and bring him into a building. Stuart turns around and Caiden isn’t there. Screaming comes from a storage building nearby. Caiden is being molested by 3 aliens and about to be anal r*ped. Stuart busts the door down. Turret fire shoots the aliens down.
In the fourth part, a bunch of Universal Government soldiers come and and say that Stuart and Caiden are under arrest. They two run out the door down a street with soldiers. Stuart tells Caiden to shoot them. Caiden refuses. Caiden shoots a soldier. The two run into a cliff and they jump off the cliff. 
In the fifth part, they fall into a portal and they are in dimension 17421. They start looking around and hear something crash. The two head towards where the noise originated and a figure quickly moves behind an abandoned vehicle. Stuart flashes a light, the figure screams and leaps forward. It’s a Rijad that looks he’s been through a lot. The Rijad aka Evil Rijad/Monster Rijad questions if Caiden is the one from his dimension. Stuart questions the Rijad. The Rijad starts shooting, a mech suit randomly falls and Rijad gets in it. Rijad launches a missile but the two go through a portal in time.
In the post-credits scene, Rijad is wearing an eyepatch, he turns around revealing the arm cannon modified, it now looks like a dragon dildo. Rijad knows Stuart and Caiden’s dimension.