The Mixup

The Mixup is the third episode of Cult of Squid. It aired August 31st, 2018 and was written by Locknloaded23. 
== Plot ==
The Feathered Friends decide to disguise to spy on the cult but the cult also tries disguises to spy on the feathered friends and things get a little mixed up.
== Transcript ==
(Episode starts outside the lodge. After a few seconds the shot cuts inside the lodge to Brother Squidward on his throne holding canned bread)
Squidward: oh canned bread, how i love thee.
Noseward: (walks in) sup, brother Squidward.
Squidward: AH! (quickly holds the can behind his back) uh, h-hi!
Noseward: brother squidward, are you planning to eat canned bread again? Y
Squidward: n-no!
Noseward: you know what our slave doctor said! 
Cult member: yeah! Where is that doctor?
Other cult member: yeah, i accidentally dropped him in the cage.
(Cuts to the cage)
Doctor: this isn't helping my claustrophobia!
Fred: you'll get used to it.
Chocolate fish: chocolate…
Fred: you ok man? 
(Cuts back with a fade effect saying “Foreshadowing!!”)
Squidward: whatever. 
Cult member: i just realised, brother Squidward’s initials are b-
Noseward: alright, that's enough. (Whips member)
The initiator: (walks in holding a bloody axe) woo! That last guy put up a fight!
Squidward: how many times do i have to tell you, you're the INITIATOR, not the EXECUTIONER!
Initiator: oh. So uh, will i get paid, or-
Squidward: get out.
Initiator: aw… (walks out)
Noseward: brother squidward, now that i think about it, we haven't seen the feathered freaks in a while.
Squidward: hm, you're right. 
Noseward: i think we should spy on them.
Squidward: good idea! Here's a pebble. (Throws pebble at Noseward) We'd need some sorta disguise…. 
Noseward: I'll make some. (Runs off)
Squidward: you're a nose, how could you possibl-
Noseward: (zips back in with perfect costumes of the feathered friends) done.
Squidward: wha- 
Noseward: we need 4 people though.
Squidward: uh, you, security, the initiator and i will.
Security: (walks in) what were you saying about me?
(Cuts to the 4 members in costumes)
Squidward: alright, so I'm Spongebob, Noseward’s plankton, The initiator is mr krabs and security is Patrick. Move out!
(They all run out)
(Cut to the feathered friends walking towards the lodge in costumes of the members)
Spongebob: alright gang, so here's the order, im the initiator, mr krabs is Squidward, patrick is the security and Plankton is the nose guy.
Patrick: let's spy!
Spongebob: march!
(Cuts to noseward)
Noseward: this is gonna be easy as cake!
(Spongebob steps on Noseward)
Spongebob: plankton? You're not wearing your disguise!
Noseward: wha?! Wait no- I'm not-
(Spongebob picks up noseward and walks back to the krusty krab)
Noseward: im not plankton!
(Cuts to security)
Security: those feathered dips won't know what hit em!
(He runs into patrick)
Security: wha- me?!  
Patrick: me?!
(They circle each other)
Both: you look like me…
Patrick: my head hurts! (Runs to the lodge)
Security: (runs after him) get back here!
(Mr krabs sneaks into the lodge)
Mr krabs: those idiots won't know what hit them!
Cult member: brother squidward! Get on your throne!
Mr krabs: wha- (gets thrown on the throne) 
Cult member: you're late for our daily worships!
Mr krabs: wait!
(They start worshipping him)
Mr krabs: eh, I'll let it slide.
(Cuts to plankton walking in)
Cult member: noseward?! I thought you went to spy on the feather freaks!
Plankton: they were, were they?
Cult member: uh, yeah.
(Cuts to the initiator inside the krusty krab alone)
Initiator: hello?
(Cuts to Spongebob walking back to the lodge)
Spongebob: those dumps wont know what hit em!
Noseward: yeah, me too?
(They enter the lodge)
Spongebob: wait, the nose dude is here?!
Plankton: who's this noseward wannabe?
Noseward: why i otta…
(They punch each other and they both fly backwards into a wall and pass out)
Spongebob: this is weird.
(The 2 securities run in)
Patrick: oh hi spongebob!
Spongebob: Patrick, shh!
Noseward: wha- that's spongebob?! Then… Who's that other noseward?!
Plankton: (throws costume off) me! 
Noseward: wha?!
Security: who're you?!
Patrick: security!
Squidward: (walks into the lodge) bad news cult members, the feathered friends have all lef- hey! 
Mr krabs: uh oh.
(They all get into a fight until all their costumes come off)
Squidward: (throws them out) and stay out!
Security: my head hurts from that… (walks off) i need aspirin…
Noseward: my nose hurts…
Squidward: we gotta clean up this mess. Hey, has anyone seen the initiator?
(Cuts to the initiator inside the Krusty krab)
The initiator: (walks out) im gonna go now.
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