List of D'ohs

The following is a list of times "D'oh!" has been uttered in The Simpsons.
== Description ==
Whenever Homer hurts himself, finds out something to his embarrassment or chagrin, is outsmarted, undergoes or anticipates misfortune, or realizes that he did an idiotic act or mistake, he shouts "D'oh!" as an expression of grief or anger. On several occasions, other characters besides Homer had been using this catchphrase, including Bart, Lisa, Marge, Grampa, Mona, and Krusty.
== Occurrences ==
=== Season 1 ===
Episode 	Prod.
Code	"D'oh!"
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"	7G08	
# Upon discovering that the extension cord for the Christmas lights is tangled in the utility drawer.
# After Bart pulls the fake Santa beard off of Homer's face.
# When Homer bangs his head on the door frame of Santa's Workshop ("Ho, ho, d'oh!")
"Bart the Genius" 	7G02	When Bart says, "You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that? I'm insulted!" when Homer tries to get him out of his room.
"There's No Disgrace Like Home" 	7G04	
# After Homer gets pushed off the couch during the couch gag.
# While the kids are misbehaving at Mr. Burns' company picnic.
# After a ball hits Homer in the back of the head.
# In responce to Marge's suggestion that the family should move to a bigger community after Homer describes them as the worst family in town.
"Bart the General" 	7G05	
# After Lisa snatches a cupcake away from him as she and Bart head for the school bus.
# When Bart loses and gets beaten up by Nelson for the second time as Homer watches (as an imaginary vision).
# Twice, as he is pelted with water balloons during Bart's war with Nelson.
"Moaning Lisa" 	7G06	
# After looking all over the house for his keys, when he finds out that they were in the front door's doorknob.
# Four times, while getting beaten up by Bart when playing Super Slugfest with him.
# When Bart beats him up during his nightmare.
"The Call of the Simpsons" 	7G09	
# After his own echo tells him to shut up (with his echo saying "D'oh!" after Homer says it).
# When he finds out that Bart is still alive after lamenting about his death.
# Twice, while the bees sting the inside of his mouth after eating a mouthful of bee-laden honey.
"The Telltale Head" 	7G07	
# As he watches a football game on the TV before going to church.
# When a player fumbles while Homer continues to watch the game.
"Life on the Fast Lane" 	7G11	When Marge tells him that Patty and Selma will be joining them for her 34th birthday dinner at The Singing Sirloin.
"Homer's Night Out" 	7G10	
# When his lottery numbers aren't picked while listening to the lottery podcast over the radio.
# When he discovers that the picture of him and Princess Kashmir is on display at Moe's Tavern.
"The Crepes of Wrath" 	7G13	
# After Homer gets pushed off the couch during the same couch gag from "There's No Disgrace Like Home".
# After he falls down the stairs when he trips on Bart's skateboard and is unable to get up.
"Krusty Gets Busted" 	7G12	
# After Marge tells him that Patty and Selma are coming over to visit.
# After a security video tape depicting him as a coward (in Homer's case, screaming when seeing a robbery in session and diving head-first into the potato chip aisle) is shown in court during Krusty's trial.
"Some Enchanted Evening" 	7G01	When the Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers Babysitting Service receptionist calls him a "big ape father" after he calls under the alias "Homer Samson".
=== Season 2 ===
Episode 	Prod.
Code	"D'oh!"
"Bart Gets an "F"" 	7F03	
# When the weight of the family causes the couch to fall through the floor during the couch gag.
# When Bart asks for the living room TV to be brought up to his room after his vision returns.
"Simpson and Delilah" 	7F02	
# When he realizes that he is out of tartar sauce.
# After Carl calls him a "chrome dome"
# After Smithers tells him that he has to deliver his speech in five minutes.
"Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"	7F01	When Marge tells him about her plans for the evening.
"Dancin' Homer" 	7F05	
# When Marge says that he can't "wave (his) fanny" in public while sitting next to Mr. Burns.
# When he falls into the dugout.
"Dead Putting Society" 	7F08	
# When he realizes that he's out of Duff Beer.
# As his golf ball bounces out of the park.
# When Bart names his putter "Mr. Putter".
# When Ned Flanders sees Bart meditating with his putter.
# When his "'fraid not infinity" is beaten by Ned's "'fraid so infinity plus one".
# When he realizes that Ned isn't humiliated by having to wear Maude Flanders' best dress while mowing Homer's lawn.
"Bart vs. Thanksgiving" 	7F07	
# When he realizes that Patty and Selma are at the door for the Thanksgiving feast.
# After Patty and Selma comment on him that even a caveman could start a fire, as he struggles to light the logs in the fireplace.
# As Lisa unexpectedly plays her saxophone loudly from her room when Homer tries to pray with the rest of his family.
"Bart the Daredevil" 	7F06	
# After Principal Skinner announces that the recital Homer is attending is the first in a series.
# After Bart makes an insincere promise not to jump the gorge by himself.
# As Homer falls down the Springfield Gorge.
"Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" 	7F09	Upon learning that Marge is too busy to make his pork chops.
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car" 	7F10	When Marge testifies to Homer that she doesn't think that Dr. Nick Riviera is a real M.D.
"One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish" 	7F11	
# When he is told by Marge that his meatloaf will take eight seconds to cook.
# When the phone rings while he is taping his video message for Maggie.
# When he gets an answering machine that sings "Nobody's Home" to the tune of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony while he tries to call Barney Gumble.
4. When he sees Barney from the prison window.
"The Way We Was" 	7F12	After Dr. Hibbert tells Marge that she is pregnant with Bart during a flashback.
"Principal Charming" 	7F15	
# When Moe gives Homer the phone after realizing that it is Principal Skinner on the other end of the line.
# After realizing that he has introduced Patty as Selma to Skinner when he invites him to meet her.
"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" 	7F16	When he is pulled over by a state trooper on the highway while driving to Powell Motors.
"Bart's Dog Gets an F" 	7F14	
# When Santa's Little Helper rips up the sports section of Homer's Springfield Shopper newspaper after he tries to pull it out of his mouth.
# After noticing Santa's Little Helper eating his scrambled eggs and bacon on the table.
# When he sees that Santa's Little Helper has ran away from his backyard while talking with Mrs. Winfield on the phone.
# After Bart tells Marge that Homer's Assassins better be very elaborate for 125 big ones (dollars).
# After Marge yells at him for strangling Bart.
"Brush with Greatness" 	7F18	
# Upon seeing that his family has disappeared just as he warns them not to get separated after they arrive at Mt. Splashmore.
# When he gets stuck in a section of H2WHOA! while riding it, and when he gets hit by several kids trying to get him unstuck.
# When he notices that all the channels on the TV are broadcasting the story about how he got stuck on H2WHOA!.
# When his stomach growls, just as he announces that he'll start going on a diet.
# Upon viewing Marge's painting of a nude Mr. Burns.
"Three Men and a Comic Book" 	7F21	When, after a rainstorm, water rushes out of his car after he opens the car door.
"Blood Feud" 	7F22	
# When he realizes that Bart's only reward for donating blood to Mr. Burns was an inadequate thank-you card.
# After finding out that Bart mailed his venomous letter about the thank-you card to Mr. Burns (even though Marge told him to stop from mailing it, but not Bart).
# After he fails to make up a fake name when Mr. Burns asks him who he is.
# Upon seeing the rare Olmec Indian head statue that Mr. Burns delivered to his family.
=== Season 3 ===
Episode 	Prod.
Code	"D'oh!"
"Stark Raving Dad"	7F24	
# When Lisa tells him that she will fill out his take-home psychological test for him only if he listens to her poem, "Meditations on Turning Eight".
# When he hears that Marge is here to visit over the intercom just as he's about to eat his pancakes.
 	 	
 	 	
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