Killer Watermelon

The Killer Watermelon is a criminal mastermind and member of the Nazis. He's a watermelon and he's also a killer. AND NO, HE IS NOT EDIBLE!!!1
==Appearance==
He is a watermelon that can only be told apart by his dark red stripes.
==Origin==
He is a watermelon grown by Satan in his basement with his Basement Cat. He soon gained sentience and went on a rampage. He is currently waiting in his own circle of Hell to torment anyone who smashes a fruit and he is also a Nazi. He also used his Teletubby powers to chew people's flesh with his Tiddlytubby spawning power.
==Powers==
* Teleportation: He can teleport around his domain to get to his victims.
* Head Implosion: If he touches a person, he can make their head explode.
* Over 9000 Melon Pieces: He will explode into a bunch of small watermelon pieces, specifically over 9000. These pieces will attempt to crawl down the victim's throat before reforming and causing their head to explode.
==Death==
He was waiting in his domain, when suddenly Waluigi appeared. Before he could react, Waluigi yelled "IT'S FUCKING WALUIGI TIME", which caused the watermelon to explode.
==Possible return ==
It is said that if Jesus Christ gets angry at humankind, he might respawn the Evil Watermelon to bring pain and suffering.
Category:Evil awful freaks that will destroy the world
Category:EVIL
Category:Evil Incarnate
Category:Fruit
Category:Nazis
Category:Monsters
Category:Creatures Dwelling in Hell
Category:Satanists
Category:Things that are definitely out to get you
Category:The Worst People In The UnUniverse
Category:Not Chuck Norris approved
Category:Things that make Baby Jesus cry
Category:Scary and dangerous