Ask Mr.krabs (Squidward)

Episode 1 off the Ask Mr.krabs series.Mr.karbs gives Squidward the doing frist.
Mr.krabs=hello iam Mr.krabs i like money.....WELCOME EVERONE TO ME SHOW!!!! one person will come up haer and i will ask him or her 10 qustions to find out about there mon...er er um MUMMYS!! yes so i could invite them to my tea party ha ha....
Squidward=you mean you got me up haer just to invite my mother to a tea party?
Mr.krabs=NO NO!!! i um...MEET ME FRIST GUST LADYS AND GENTS SQUIDWARD!!!!
Squidward=yay now lets get this rubbies over with
Mr.krabs=SQUIDWARD!!! this is not rubbies
Squidward=whatever
Mr.krabs=moveing on (picks up paper)ahh lets see lets see are SQUIDWARD!!!! how much money do you spend in a week?
Squidward=is that it?
Mr.krabs=no there is another 9 qustions to go
Squidward=well i dont do much shoping so i say 5 dollars a week something like that
Mr.kabs=(to himself)hmmm 5 dollars is alot of money he better be buying good things or eles(to Squidward)WONDERFUL!! 
Squidward=(to himself)krabs is wasting my time haer iam going to have to lie if i want to get home and wacth house fancy(to krabs)ok sir whats next?
Mr.krabs=right qusetions 2 WHY DO YOU NOT WAER ANY PANTS LAD?THERES CHILDERN ON THIS PLANET YOU KOWN!!!!!!!!
Squidward=Mr.krabs there are chlidern on every planet
Mr.krabs=how do you kown that?there might be planets with no chlidern no adults NO LIFE!!!!!
Squidward=the planets with no life are the best
Mr.krabs=SQUIDWARD?
Squidward=WHAT?oh?ohhhhhhhh iam so sorry
Mr.krabs=(sigh)just answers the qustion lad
Squidward=FINE! i dont waer any pants because i cant find any that fit me end off story
Mr.krabs=ok any ways did you ever had a curse on someone 
Squidward=yes Sandy now can we move on?
Mr.krabs=SANDY!!!OH LA LA
Squidward=(to himself)not rael
Mr.krabs=4.when you waer a kid did you ever had that one speciel toy?
Squidward=yes a pony
Mr.krabs=youre a brony?
Squidward=no iam just a fan
Mr.krabs=males that like my little pony are bronys Squidward
Squidward=the toy was not from my little pony
Mr.krabs=oh ok 5 why do you hate SpongeBob and Patrick?
Squidward=because SpongeBob is a #### and so is Patrick end of story
Mr.krabd=ok but i was hoping for a full answer
Squidward=they are annyoing stupid and i have to put up with them ever day AND THEY NEVER LIVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!
Mr.krabs=what a sham what a sham 6 do you have some SAD chilhood memroise?
Squidward=yes it was my frist brithday when mummy died WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Mr.krabs=oh...i....iam sorry to haer that Squidward
Squidward=(to himself)dont worry children that never happend
Mr.krabs=7 Squidward if you didnt live the life you had now what life would you have?
Squidward=........I be daed
Mr.krabs=um ok moveing on 
Mr.krabs=8 no Squidward i haer you have an ear for music
Squidward=why yes i do i like jazz,opre,pop,country......
Mr.krabs=pop ya say any pop singers you like?
Squidward=is this qustion 9?
Mr.krab=oh no no no no no no no no no no no no! this is qustion 9 whats youre darkess sercet Squidward and dont lie 
Squidward=my darkess sercet i like to wacth Nelly&Ceaser on tiny pop
Mr.krabs=YOU WACTH THAT CARP?????
Squidward=and Noonborey and the super 7
Mr.krabs=WHAT?????? THAT CRAP IS EVEN WORST
Squidward=and frennys feet
Mr.krabs=so you wacth tiny pop?
Squidward=no i just like them 3
Mr.krabs=WHAT BUT THEY ARE SO CRAP!!!!!!! and the other show you dont wacth them?
Squidward=no
Mr.krabs=did you ever try?
Squidward=no
Mr.krabs=but Squidward there are some good looking ladys on some of the show right tina(winks)
Squidward=why are we talking about tiny pop?
Mr.krabs=urr i dont kown any ways qustion 10
Squidward=10?you just asked me 3 qustion ather 9
Mr.krabs=those 3 waer part of qustion 9 any way qustion 10 what do you think off youre boss me?take no time because this one is easy!he he
Squidward=i think that you are a.............UGLY FAT SHELFISH JERK THAT DOSENT CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!A SON OF HIS MOTHER!!!!!!!!!
Mr.krabs=(gasp)that is it Squidward YOURE FRIED!!!!!!
Squidward=i am?.....FREEDOOM!!!!!!!!(runs out)
Mr.krabs=i though that the led would be in traes but i guess not anyway join me next week to see SpongeBob`s turn bye!!!!!!!
Category:Spin-Offs