Telephobia

There's actually a recording of Telephobia by The A.Z.C.F. There's more, but this is the only public footage.
Telephobia, also known as Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​WaWa​Wa​Wa... Tinky WinkyHis full name is... *clears throat* Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Tinky Winky. Yes, that's 384 wa-ifications. and Photoshop WaTinky Winky is the nuclear fgsjnzmndlgfgsklfjgfkgd form of WaTinky Winky, and the worst form of WaTinky Winky possibly ever. It was created in 1963 after a combination of factors such as poor engineering design and pure luck resulted in an event that would only happen in a one in a million chance... Oh, and it also squished WaTinky Winky like slime. This meant WaTinky Winky died. 
However for yet another stroke of luck he entered a vegetative state, one so deep that if there was a term to describe it, it would be a Pixar Movie Deepthroat- I MEAN Mariana Trench. My unimaginative cousin is here and writing some random stuff, and I'm also trying to cleanse myself of my swears and sins. Inconveniences. TRUE LOVE'S KISS!!
After this incident it was believed that WaTinky Winky was dead. He was supposed to be dead, but it seems like God was not having it today for this poor Teletubby.. Guided by his fellow WaFriends WaPo, WaDipsy, and WaLaa-Laa, WaTinky Winky was rushed to the hospital, where they managed to screw up again and cause WaTinky to enter a vegetative state. But they *just* would not let him die.
News did not really spread of the incident, as it was quite early in the morning as WaTinky Winky was preparing to plant poorly made soda bombs around the city. However, due to yet another slipup hospital records were leaked, including those of WaTinky Winky. So news spread, people rejoiced, some cried, blah blah blah..
In yet ANOTHER stroke of luck (or essentially common sense) it turned out that a new nuclear plant was created next to the hospital, mainly for the funny and secondarily for the large size. Is Teletubby Land in Russia? It could be, but that's for you to decide. 😉
But I'm sure we all know were this is going.
In another stroke of luck in a series of strokes of luck, a slip up on the Chernobyl end caused another incident, which not only exploded the hospital but woke WaTinky up due to the large explosion creating big explosion sound, I don't know how to explain it, just a big explosion. In his final fit of rage, he asploded and became DEAD.
But in another stroke of luck, he survived.
WaTinky will probably go down as the unluckiest Teletubby in history. Not only did he get nearly killed by poor design, but he had to suffer yet another near death experience. Worse yet, he had to stay in this "weird nucleartonic insanity at its finest" form. WaTinky was, however, alive, and all his friends celebrated with screeches heard across Teletubby Land which shattered some windows. He may never return back to his original form, but at least everyone lived happily... ever... after... 
So, what is going on with Telephobia now?
== POWERS ==
* Everything all the previous WaTinky Winkies can do
*Asplode
* Wa-Machine 3.0
* Implode
* Destroy people
* Oof
* Change Mario's position at any given time
* Summon OVER9000WaTwinky-Doop,
* CBeebies Destruction
*Powerful Shockwaves
*Cherenkov Halo
*Something about jellyfish
*G(64)
* This guy is faster than Sonic!
* Split up into WaTeletubbies
* Create pocket dimensions, mini black holes, portals, Negative Zones and other spacy stuff
* Scream at very loud volumes like 4
* Uranium hexafluoride breath
* Explode
* UnExplode
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==Trivia== 
*Telephobia has bipolar.
*The depiction of Telephobia above was actually a UnSuccessful attempt at realistically reproducing the actual look of Telephobia.
*Horrortime Tubby has a depiction of Telephobia with more features in his Notes.
*In his spare time, he likes to devote his time in prayer and almsgiving.
*Some people think Telephobia has 7 other spirits inside him. This is preposterous.
*Telephobia and Godzilla are friends because Telephobia is radioactive and Godzilla probably has no butthole feeds on radiation.
*There could be WaTelephobia or something more worse than them, but Nobody really knows.
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