Mallers

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Mallers," where DJ Matt Fox presents a playlist combining contemporary classical and rap rock. Dillon and Matt break up, Matt talks to mall employees, and he meets a Talking Heads fan. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci begin the show making plans for how they can split the show between of the two of them moving forward. They don’t go into details about why they’re breaking up, but they do talk about the universal key hidden outside of KOOP’s studio. Dillon gives the key to Matt, informs him that he booked a guest for the show, and leaves.
Matt plans to curate a show of only contemporary classical, but he quickly gets a call from Matt Thomas, the No. 1 Talking Heads cover band fan in Tennessee. When asked about his accomplishment, it becomes clear that he’s just a fan of any Talking Heads cover band, and not one band in particular.
The guest Dillon booked is Donnie Delilooe (pronounced Duh-Lih-Low), who is an employee of both Spencer’s and Hot Topic. He is also studying psychology at University of Phoenix and is originally from Sandusky, OH, where he built both a boat and Sandusky Lake. He is 53 years old and has been working for Spencer’s and Hot Topic for 30 years. He was recently brought to Austin as the last employee of both stores to bring them back to working order. Neither company offers health insurance.
Donnie brought a couple other mall friends – which he refers to as mallers – to the studio. Jerry Jones works at Build a Bear, and Booger is a “floater” who is just trying to convince the mall to set up a carnival. Booger is wearing a bright red uniform and explains his new hand-turned, 10 foot PVC ferris wheel at length.
Jerry needs to leave the show because she needs 7 hours of sleep, but her routine begins at 3am every morning for her coffee and egg sandwiches. She has a hobby farm with chickens and is familiar with Dillon’s Primus, the emu farm in Lockhart.
Booger needs money, and Donnie graciously provides $20. Booger also provides some pro tips on how to steal clothes from Zumiez. Donnie confirms that there’s a 20% off sale on everything black at Hot Topic this week, and at Spencer’s you just have to bring active fireworks for a discount.
They decide the genres complement.
==Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Donnie Delilooe
Jerry Jones
Booger
==Featured Music==
Roberto Sierra - "Oboe Concerto in D Minor: II Adagio"
Incendiary - "Bite the Hook"
Julia Wolfe - "Anthracite Fields: IV. Flowers"
Limp Bizkit - "Break Stuff"
Jennifer Higdon - "String Poetic: II. Nocturne"