R.I.P.ゴシップの海 (R.I.P. Gossip no Umi)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
誰も彼も必死になってさ 	dare mo kare mo hisshi ni natte sa 	Anyone and everyone is becoming frantic.
今日もあーでもこーでもないとり合い 	kyou mo aa demo koo demo nai to najiriai 	As usual, they’re ripping into each other for anything and everything.
まるではくたばるまでの 	marude shaba wa kutabaru made no 	It’s as though they wanna say that this corrupt world was meant
退屈しのぎだとでも言いたげだ 	taikutsu shinogi da to demo ii tage da 	For staving off boredom until you kick the bucket.
 	 	
ボクは死んだ魚のような眼で 	boku wa shinda sakana no you na me de 	As for me, with eyes as blank as those of a dead fish,
何も面白くないと勝手に絶望 	nani mo omoshiroku nai to katte ni zetsubou 	I selfishly despair, saying that “nothing’s interesting.”
じっとなりを潜め無様に 	jitto nari o hisome buzama ni 	In my unsightliness, quiet as a mouse but twice as still,
ポカンと口開けて思考停止 	pokan to kuchi akete shikou teishi 	My jaw goes slack and I give up thinking for myself.
 	 	
あゝ 不感症になってしまったボクが 	aa fukanshou ni natte shimatta boku ga 	Aah, I, who’ve become totally indifferent,
探して探してたどりついた究極面白コン☆テン☆ツ 	sagashite sagashite tadoritsuita kyuukyoku omoshiro kon☆ten☆tsu	Searched high and low until finally unearthing the ultimate buzzworthy co☆nt☆ent:
 	 	
Ｈ・Ｕ・Ｍ・Ａ・Ｎ・人・間・様！！！！ 	H.U.M.A.N. nin gen sama!!!! 	H-U-M-A-N BEINGS THEMSELVES!!!!
 	 	
人はそれを「ゴシップ」と呼ぶ 	hito wa sore o "goshippu" to yobu 	People call that kinda thing “gossip,”
どんな小説よりも喜なり 	donna shousetsu yori mo ki nari 	But there’s more pleasure to be found in it than any novel.
人を呪わば穴二つ 	hito o norowaba ana futatsu 	When you curse someone, dig two graves.
娑婆のはくるくる廻る 	shaba no kuuki wa kurukuru mawaru 	The mood of “good and evil” in this world is spinning round and round.
 	 	
程度に傷めつけ 	shinanai teido ni itametsuke 	Leave them wounded, but not so much that they’ll just "disappear,"
無責任に手を合わせ 	shindara musekinin ni te o awase 	But if they do disappear, then pray for them while taking no responsibility.
鳴り止むことない義憤は今日も人さえ 	nari yamu koto nai gifun wa kyou mo hito sae korosu 	Today too, our righteous indignation that won’t shut up will erase even people.
 	 	
から垂れ流し 	seigi megahon kara tarenagashi 	The dogma of “justice” discharges from our megaphones.
盲目節穴信じて踊って 	moumoku fushiana shinjite odotte 	With blindness and bad eyes, they have faith in us and dance to our tune.
信者との宗教戦争 	shinja to anchi no shuukyou sensou 	The believers and the apostates wage a holy war.
で泣くは物言わぬ声 	hazama de naku wa monoyuwanu koe 	In the demilitarized zone, a meaningless voice is sobbing.
 	 	
「アイツはひどい悪事働いた」 	"aitsu wa hidoi akuji hataraita" 	“um so that person LITERALLY committed a crime”
『オレはこんなに正しい主張をしている』 	“ore wa konna ni tadashii shuchou o shite iru” 	“im just spreading facts here, don't @ me"
下手な勧善懲悪も霞む 	heta na kanzenchouaku mo kasumu 	Even that awkward poetic justice is upstaged
ドン引きシナリオヒューマンドラマ 	donbiki shinario hyuuman dorama 	By this human drama whose script will leave you recoiling!
 	 	
あゝ　平穏無事に生きていきたいな(笑) 	aa heion buji ni ikite ikitai na 	Aah, I wanna live a peaceful and uneventful life (lol)
画面の向こうの無関係な　安心安全コン☆テン☆ツ 	gamen no mukou no mukankei na anshin anzen kon☆ten☆tsu 	On the other side of the screen is something that has nothing to do with me, some safe and secure co☆nt☆ent:
 	 	
Ｈ・Ｕ・Ｍ・Ａ・Ｎ・人・間・様！！！！ 	H.U.M.A.N. nin gen sama!!!! 	H-U-M-A-N BEINGS THEMSELVES!!!!
 	 	
人はそれを「ゴシップ」と呼ぶ 	hito wa sore o "goshippu" to yobu 	People call that kinda thing “gossip,”
どんな音楽より 	donna ongaku yori doraggu 	But it’ll drug your brain to soup more than any music.
人を呪わば無限大！！ 	hito o norowaba mugendai!! 	When you curse someone, just dig a whole f-cking graveyard!!
娑婆の空気はお祭り騒ぎ 	shaba no kuuki wa omatsurisawagi 	Take a hint, this world’s in the mood for merrymaking.
 	 	
馬鹿担ぎ出し賑やかし 	baka katsugidashi nigiyakashi 	You can really get a kick outta taking some idiot for a ride,
飽きたらストンと貶めて 	akitara suton to otoshimete 	But when you’re sick of that, climb up on your high horse with a thump.
楽しさに飢えるボクらは下卑た笑い求める 	tanoshisa ni ueru bokura wa gebita warai motomeru 	Famished for fun as we are, we demand some vulgar laughter.
 	 	
笑いすぎてほらOKOK！！ 	waraisugite hora OKOK!! 	We’re grinning too much, but look, it’s OK, OK!!
煽りすぎてほらOKOK！！ 	aorisugite hora OKOK!! 	We’re fanning the flames too much, but look, it’s OK, OK!!
笑いすぎてほらOKOK！！ 	waraisugite hora OKOK!! 	We’re grinning too much, but look, it’s OK, OK!!
煽りすぎてほらOKOK！！ 	aorisugite hora OKOK!! 	We’re fanning the flames too much, but look, it’s OK, OK!!
 	 	
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R.I.P.ゴシップの海 	R.I.P. goshippu no umi 	R.I.P. in the gossip sea.
恨みつらみの敗者が沈む 	uramitsurami no haisha ga shizumu 	All of the salty losers are sinking.
 	 	
かつて戦った悪友も 	katsute tatakatta akuyuu mo 	Even the partners-in-crime I’d once fought with
みんなこの海に沈んだんだ 	minna kono umi ni shizunda nda 	Have sunken, every last one of them, into this sea.
 	 	
(悲しいなぁ……) 	(kanashii naa……) 	(Isn’t it tragic......)
 	 	
(悲しいなぁ……っっっ！) 	(kanashii naa…… ttt!) 	(Isn’t it traaaagic......!)
 	 	
(悲しいなぁああ！！！！！) 	(kanashii naaaa!!!!!) 	(Isn’t it traaaagic!!!!!)
 	 	
＼ハイッ！！／なん☆ちゃっ☆てー 	\hait!!/ nan☆chat☆tee 	\ Yep!! / Just☆kid☆ding~
 	 	
人はそれを「ゴシップ」と呼ぶ 	hito wa sore o "goshippu" to yobu 	People call that kinda thing “gossip,”
どんな小説よりも喜なり 	donna shousetsu yori mo ki nari 	But there’s more pleasure to be found in it than any novel.
人を呪わば穴二つ 	hito o norowaba ana futatsu 	When you curse someone, dig two graves.
娑婆のはくるくる廻る 	shaba no kuuki wa kurukuru mawaru 	The mood of “good and evil” in this world is spinning round and round.
 	 	
程度に傷めつけ 	shinanai teido ni itame tsuke 	Make them wounded, but not so much that they’ll just “disappear,”
無責任に手を合わせ 	shinanai musekinin ni te o awase 	But if they do disappear, then pray for them while taking no responsibility.
鳴り止むことない義憤は今日も―― 	nari yamu koto nai gifun wa kyou mo―― 	Today too, our righteous indignation that won’t shut up will—
 	 	
人さえ殺す 	hito sae korosu 	Kill even people.
 	 	
人はそれを「ゴシップ」と呼ぶ 	hito wa sore o "goshippu" to yobu 	People call that kinda thing “gossip,”
どんな音楽より 	donna ongaku yori doraggu 	But it’ll drug your brain to soup more than any music.
人を呪わば無限大！！ 	hito o norowaba mugendai!! 	When you curse someone, just dig a whole fucking graveyard!!
娑婆の空気はお祭り騒ぎ 	shaba no kuuki wa omatsurisawagi 	Take a hint, this world’s in the mood for merrymaking.
 	 	
馬鹿担ぎ出し賑やかし 	baka katsugidashi nigiyakashi 	You can really get a kick outta taking some idiot for a ride,
飽きたらストンと貶めて 	akitara suton to otoshimete 	But when you’re sick of that, climb up on your high horse with a thump.
楽しさに飢えるボクらは下卑た笑い求める 	tanoshisa ni ueru bokura wa gebita warai motomeru 	Famished for fun as we are, we demand some vulgar laughter.
 	 	
ずっとずっとずっと見ていたいんだ 	zutto zutto zutto mite itai nda 	I wanna watch them forever and ever and ever,
ずっとずっとずっと人間様を 	zutto zutto zutto ningen-sama o 	Human beings themselves, forever and ever and ever.
ずっとずっとずっと見ていたいんだ 	zutto zutto zutto mite itai nda 	I wanna watch them forever and ever and ever,
ずっとずっとずっと人間様を 	zutto zutto zutto ningen-sama o 	Human beings themselves, forever and ever and ever.
 	 	
濁ったで見ていたい 	nigotta renzu de mite itai 	I wanna watch them through these two clouded lenses.
==Notable Derivatives==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following album:
*ゴシップの海 (Gossip no Umi) (album)
==External Links==
*Karaoke
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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