J. Jonah Jameson vs Jimmy Olsen

Boss of Peter Parker, J. Jonah Jameson, and reporter for the Daily Planet and Superman's biggest pal/fan, Jimmy Olsen, rap against each other in a battle of a reporter with the alter ego of the superhero he loves against a reporter who works with the alter ego of the superhero he hates, and both have J names.
Jimmy Olsen Background: The Daily Planet
J. Jonah Jameson Background: The Daily Bugle
Beat: Gotta Make That Paper
== Battle ==
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
J. JONAH JAMESON
VS
JIMMY OLSEN
BEGIN!
=== Jimmy Olsen ===
(0:21)
Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen, stepping into Action, Man!
Getting lit on you like the cigs you light shortening your lifespan 
You'll Cave, Mr Johnson. Your city needs an Accountant
Trumponomics is solid next to the bills the Spider-Slayers are mounting! 
Daily Planet prints Pulitzers in force as a matter of course 
But the Bugle only exists for you to blow your own horn!
Your putrid prejudiced rag is a blast to the past
Media used for indoctrination by another man with that 'stache!
=== J. Jonah Jameson ===
(0:42)
Quit your gab, Parker, and bring me pictures of Spider-Man! 
We're on the tail of that menace! He's already got red hands! 
I'll show the world he's a fraud, catch his villain friends in the act 
Wait! You're not Parker! You're that ranga shill for Superman! 
I knew the Daily Planet'd come crawling back to the DB 
But DC's too weak-kneed! They twice erased Amalgam history! 
And where do you get off comparing me with a racist prick? 
Snyder blackwashed that punk Perry, he's probably anti-Semitic! 
And people complain we're your ripoff, but why bother?
After all! Look what I did to my actual father! 
We crushed the Globe, so what do you expect, red? 
It's Superman puff pieces against Urich Daredevil spreads! 
=== Jimmy Olsen ===
(1:14)
I'm sure to expose you for all your shady backdoor deals 
The Bugle hasn't been the Frontline since you lost your Leeds! 
Jimmy'll rustle your jimmies, Olsen'll give you an ulcer!
Did you suck Stark's repulsor to give your sales a bolster? 
And I can tell that you source your ire from why I'm good at rap 
Ask Supergirl or Spider-Man - you hate me because I'm black! 
Half your staff are terrorists yet you declare the hero one? 
So run to space, away from your abuser - just like your son.
=== J. Jonah Jameson ===
(1:36)
Jacking off a boyscout entitles you to rag on a national hero? 
John became a god! You grew up to be a sharkjump tranny weirdo! 
I'll have none of that in my establishment! You belong in TMZ! 
Jimmy Olsen pictures: Superman's crotch and his cousin's titties! 
This vapid vigilante is morally void, encompassed in sin 
Fighting the JLA to debauchery with that debutante Harley Quinn! 
Your flows are overexposed like your two-bit photography 
Where's that runt Parker? He can teach you camerawork properly! 
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP—
(STOP THE PRESSES!!!)
BATTLES OF HISTORY!