Dry Bones

Go suck a dick!
--Dry Bones to Mario: Bowser's Kingdom Episode 3.
==Early Life==
These bag o' bones are VERY annoying and never stop telling people to shut up. Maybe it's because they "throw a bone" at them all the time.
==Bowser's Kingdome==
In Bowser's Kingdom, two of them told Mario to go suck a dick. When he went to do that, he realized he got owned!
==Trivia==
These things are known to tell people to go suck dicks.
They are also known to be a bit "boney".