The Evil Binman

The Evil Binman is a shit-tier villain who's claim to fame is kidnapping dogs and dog-walkers for no apparent reason, and then always fails to lock them away successfully in his garden shed. He haunts Hucknall, Nottinghamshire for victims and manages to take them in his "magic bin-lorry", which is just a regular bin lorry with no mechanism to crush rubbish within it.
== Trivia ==
* He was married in 1997 and separated from his wife in 2009. He has no idea what to do with his life.
* He was arrested constantly for shoplifting, stalking, kidnapping and false imprisonment. His wife just found out in 2009 about his true nature, filing for a divorce. Prior to that, she thought every time he was arrested, he was standing up for her and was subsequently arrested in a violent altercation.
* He has a bad temper and a few times in the early to mid 2000s, actually struck his then-wife.
* His wife was pretty clueless, and spent most of her time just sitting in the garden doing Sudoku and word search puzzles, and watching TV.
* He hasn't read a book since 1980.
* Whenever his kidnapping victims escape, he gets violently angry, but only manages to tire himself out.
* Despite having a low IQ, he managed to convert a functioning bin-lorry into his "magic bin-lorry", by gutting the mechanical part of the lorry, making one large container masquerading as a regular bin-lorry.
* He loves dogs, but has never owned one as an adult. This explains his propensity for kidnapping dog-owners, walkers and the dogs themselves.
* He always dreamed of living in Yorkshire, but always enjoyed going to the pub in Hucknall, foolishly thinking that the regulars there enjoy his company. They don't.
* He's quiet and reserved, and doesn't actually partake in any of the conversations at the pub. This is because he doesn't feel confident or smart enough to contribute to their conversation.
* He has a broken fridge in his back garden, and has remained there since 2010. He was to move it to his front garden, but has "never had the time to do so", even though it would have taken ~2 minutes out of his day.
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