2010s/Australian Resident Thor

This is a timeline of events that occur in the 2010s in an alternate timeline, in which Thor moved in with Darryl Jacobson in Australia.
==2015==
===May===
====28th====
*Thor, needing time for himself, moves in with Darryl Jacobson in Australia. He decorates his room, including a sign which reads "Keep Out Darryl" and and a whiteboard with which he begins his search for answers. He also builds a bed for Mjolnir.Team ThorIn Avengers: Age of Ultron, Thor is shown leaving the Avengers Compound to search for answers regarding the Infinity Stones. Team Thor presents an alternate history in which Thor then decides to move in with Darryl Jacobson. Since this decision is the Point of Divergence between the two events, it can be taken to have happened on the same day that Thor left.
===December===
====9th====
*While together, Thor goads Captain America into killing several prisoners. Captain America makes Thor promise not to tell the other Avengers.In Team Thor, on the reasoned date of June 22, 2016 (see other references), Thor writes in an email to Steve Rogers about an instance in which Thor goaded Rogers into killing prisoners. This could not have happened before the Point of Divergence between the MCU timeline and the timeline Team Thor is set in, since Thor spent the period of time between meeting Rogers and seeing him again in Avengers: Age of Ultron on Asgard. Therefore, this can be taken to have happened between the divergence of the two histories on May 28, 2015 and the date this email was sent, so approximately December 9, 2015.
==2016==
===May===
====20th====
*Thor begins roasting food in the sun in his bedroom.Team ThorIn Team Thor, Thor says on the reasoned date of June 22, 2016 (see other references) that he has been roasting his food for "a number of weeks." This could refer to no less than three weeks prior to this line being said, and a maximum of ten weeks. Taking a weighted average, Thor would have started cooking on approximately May 20, 2016.
===June===
====19th====
*The Avengers become split on an issue, causing tension. Captain America and Tony Stark begin fighting in a way so bad that they stop talking to each other.Team Thor presents a universe nearly identical to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, until 2015, when Thor decides to live with Darryl Jacobson. However, even after that, events which are unaffected by Thor's decision, such as the division amongst the Avengers, can be taken to have happened at the same time as they did in MCU.
====22nd====
*Darryl Jacobson attempts to vacuum his house, but hits into Mjolnir and cannot move the hammer, unable to vacuum the spot where it is sitting.Team Thor follows Thor as he lives with Darryl Jacobson in Australia, and sets itself during its universe's version of the events of Captain America: Civil War. Since the events in this universe and the Marvel Cinematic Universe are similar until 2015, with the only difference being Thor living with Jacobson instead of searching for the Infinity Stones, the events of Captain America: Civil War likely are on the same dates. Specifically, Team Thor can be taken to be on June 22nd and 23rd, the latter being the same day in Captain America: Civil War when Tony Stark recruits Peter Parker. This is because, on the second day, Bruce Banner gets contacted by Stark, who is attempting to recruit Banner, and if it were the next day, Banner would not have enough time to help Stark. Therefore, the events of Team Thor can be taken to occur on June 22nd and 23rd, 2016.
*Thor teaches an elementary school class about the Avengers, he points to a picture of Vision, expressing surprise when the children are able to identify him.
*The New Zealand Documentary Board films as Jacobson helps Thor write an email to Tony Stark and Captain America, asking to participate in the tension between two of them. Stark's email mentions relationship problems between the two. Captain America's mentions a secret between the two of them and an offer to keep other secrets. Thor asks Jacobson what he and other coworkers are doing later in the day, and Jacobson says that he is working.
*Thor shows the documentary crew his bedroom, including a sign on the door which reads "Keep Out, Darryl." He shows them his armor, Mjolnir in a small bed made for it, a food he has been preparing, and a whiteboard he uses to search for the Infinity Stones and a mysterious man in a floating chair. The whiteboard also contains drawings and questions about the pronunciation of Nick Fury's name.
====23rd====
*Thor has coffee with Bruce Banner, who tells him about his experience as the Hulk and returning to being himself, suddenly wearing different pants. Thor asks if Banner has heard from Tony Stark and Captain America, when Stark calls Banner, asking him to help fight Captain America. Banner refuses and tries to get Stark to talk to Thor, although Stark claims he is busy. Through Banner, Thor asks Stark to get in touch with him.
*The New Zealand Documentary Board interviews Thor and Darryl Jacobson about their lives since Thor moved in with Jacobson. Thor explains that he did so in order to get some personal time. He expresses his appreciate for the apartment and describes Jacobson as an average guy. He tells the documentary crew that he has been volunteering at a local school. He expresses his disappointment that Stark and Captain America have not contacted him, resolving to start his own team in the conflict, Team Thor, with Jacobson, who hesitantly agrees.
===November===
====4th====
*The New Zealand Documentary Board, having returned to film a second part to their documentary about Thor living with Darryl Jacobson, films as Thor teaches the young class he has been visiting about a gruesome battle which he once experienced, which resulted in Thor eating his adversary's eyeball. The teacher smiles as he laughs about his adversary's misery.Team Thor: Part 2In Team Darryl, it is heavily implied that the events of Thor: Ragnarok took place in a similar fashion on Earth-16828 as they did in the main MCU reality. It can therefore be taken that the events of Thor: Ragnarok happened at the same time in both realities, and that the events of Team Thor: Part 2 must be before this happens. In Team Thor: Part 2, Thor is shown to be talking the same class of children he was talking to in Team Thor, so the events of this film must take place within the same school year as its predecessor, which ended in December 2016. Furthermore, Thor is shown to have further adjusted to life with Darryl Jacobson, so it is likely some timeline later. A weighted average based on this evidence places the events of Team Thor: Part 2 between November 4 and November 8, 2016.
====5th====
*The New Zealand Documentary Board films as Darryl Jacobson cleans his shower, finding golden hair in the drain from Thor.
*Jacobson attempts to use the bathroom, but gets frustrated because Thor left Mjolnir on top of the toilet seat.
*Thor and Jacobson play Connect Four. Jacobson wins, prompting anger from Thor. He summons Mjolnir, and uses it to destroy the game, leaving angrily.
*Jacobson tells the documentary that he likes Thor, despite how frustrated he gets. He explains that the Connect Four game had been in his family for a long time, yet Jacobson felt as though he could not share that with Thor. He also expresses frustration with Thor's delay in paying rent and the distorted way in which Thor perceives time.
*Jacobson explains that Thor is essentially an illegal alien, and that he dreads the day Thor is asked to present a passport.
====6th====
*The New Zealand Documentary Board films as Thor gives Darryl Jacobson Asgardian items as a form of rent, and Jacobson tells Thor that they are not sufficient. Thor explains that Asgardian coins are worth a significant amount of human money, but Jacobson explains that people would not take Asgardian currency. Thor suggests that Jacobson create a store to sell the stuff and raise money, claiming that the trinkets would sell since Thor is a celebrity. Jacobson suggests that Thor get a job, and Thor laughs, saying his job is being a superhero and mocking Jacobson's job and lack of muscle. Jacobson tries to keep the conversation focused on rent, but Thor suggests they get a servant and makes the decision unanimously, riding a bicycle away from Jacobson, despite Jacobson's protests.
*Jacobson expresses his frustration with the conversation to the documentary crew, expressing his inability to see how rent and getting a servant connect.
====7th====
*The New Zealand Documentary Board films while Thor interviews Shane to be his servant, while Darryl Jacobson washes the dishes. Thor tells Shane that his duties would include polishing Mjolnir, cleaning his armor after his battle, sharpening his swords, writing his tales, and getting a job to pay Thor's rent, offering to pay Shane in Asgardian gold. Shane agrees to the offer, and Thor hires Shane, asking his new servant to get mead for him.
====8th====
*The New Zealand Documentary Board films as Thor returns to school and talks about how the Avengers used to be friends before Captain America and Tony Stark had a disagreement which caused them to stop talking, yet no one called Thor. He tells the class an important life lesson to learn from the story is that friendships end and nothing lasts.
*The New Zealand Documentary Board interviews Thor and Darryl Jacobson about their experiences living together. Thor describes living with Jacobson as a new experience. He tells the crew about how the two split their cleaning duties, but Jacobson does most of it. He talks about how he feels moving from a big castle to Jacobson's house is ridiculous. He tells the documentary crew that he and Jacobson are alone and can be best friends forever without anyone else. He suggests getting Jacobson a superhero outfit, and jokingly offers Jacobson a chance to lift Mjolnir before pulling it away and laughing, suggesting Jacobson could not be worthy to lift the hammer.
*Thor and Jacobson have dinner, where Shane is present and pours a drink for Thor. After dinner, Thor takes Mjolnir to bed.
*Thor tells the documentary crew that he has come to love Earth, which has become a second home for him, feeling protective of the humans which he feels are "helpless and ridiculous."
==2017==
===October===
====6th====
*John Smith starts a video blog.In Team Darryl, John Smith's video blog is shown to be on "Day 142." Since the featured video was posted seven hours prior to this being shown on February 26, 2018 (see other references), it can be taken that Day 142 was posted on the day prior, February 25. Therefore, the video blog would have started 172 days prior, on October 6, 2017.
===November===
====2nd====
*After spending a long time as Darryl Jacobson's housemate, Thor suddenly leaves Earth, leaving Jacobson without a housemate.Team DarrylIn Team Darryl, Darryl Jacobson says that Thor "left all of a sudden." This would have happened sometime after we last saw Thor and Jacobson together in Team Thor: Part 2. Since the events of Thor: Ragnarok are implied to have played out similarly in the reality of Team Darryl as in the MCU, Thor can be taken to have left within a month before this line is said, since there should not be too much time between Jacobson getting his new job and the Grandmaster answering it, since he was the only one to answer. Therefore, Thor leaving can be approximated to November 2, 2017.
====5th====
*Darryl Jacobson gets offered a job in Los Angeles. He accepts the offer and moves there. Once he arrives, he posts an advertisement, looking for a new housemate. However, no one answers.In Team Darryl, Darryl Jacobson mentions that after Thor moved out, he "luckily" got a job offer. This should therefore be taken to be soon after, likely within a week of Thor leaving, since the luck would come from financial benefits of needing to afford his house. With Thor leaving dated to November 2, 2017 (see other references), the job offer can be approximated to November 5, 2017.
====21st====
*Topaz, the Grandmaster's bodyguard and friend, dies.In Team Darryl, it is implied that Topaz died in a manner similar to the way she did in Thor: Ragnarok. Therefore, her death can be approximated to the same day as in the MCU, November 21, 2017 (see 2017 references). Since the Grandmaster would want to leave quickly after getting overthrown, the Grandmaster moving in with Darryl Jacobson can be approximated to the same day.
*Having been overthrown on Sakaar,Thor: Ragnarok the Grandmaster moves to Earth and answers Darryl Jacobson's advertisement looking for a housemate. The Grandmaster moves in with Jacobson.
===December===
====10th====
*The Grandmaster draws a picture of Darryl Jacobson with a long tie.In Team Darryl, the Grandmaster is shown to have drawn four pictures of Darryl Jacobson by February 24, 2018 (see other references). These pictures getting drawn can be evenly distributed between this date and the Grandmaster moving in with Jacobson on November 21, 2017 (see other references), so on December 10, 2017; December 29, 2017; January 17, 2018; and February 5, 2018.
====29th====
*The Grandmaster draws a picture of Darryl Jacobson on a horse with the Grandmaster's face.
==2018==
===January===
====17th====
*The Grandmaster draws a picture of Darryl Jacobson as a cyclops.Team DarrylIn Team Darryl, the Grandmaster is shown to have drawn four pictures of Darryl Jacobson by February 24, 2018 (see other references). These pictures getting drawn can be evenly distributed between this date and the Grandmaster moving in with Jacobson on November 21, 2017 (see other references), so on December 10, 2017; December 29, 2017; January 17, 2018; and February 5, 2018.
===February===
====5th====
*The Grandmaster draws a picture of Darryl Jacobson asleep, dreaming about the Grandmaster.
====24th====
*The New Zealand Documentary Board films as the Grandmaster makes himself a plate full of toast for breakfast, fascinated by the food. However, the Grandmaster quickly gets frustrated and tosses the toast to the side.Team Darryl places itself between its universe's version of the events of Thor: Ragnarok, ending on November 21, 2017 (see 2017 references) and the Snap, on May 31, 2018 2018, confirmed by a video posted to Twitter by Daley Pearson. A weighted average places the events of the short film on February 24-28, 2018.
*Jacobson stands next to the Grandmaster, wearing armor, next to the Grandmaster, who sits in a lawn chair.
*Jacobson takes out the trash in his armor.
*Jacobson takes the Grandmaster out to his car and opens the door for the Grandmaster before getting into the car himself.
*Jacobson paints the Grandmaster's face.
*Jacobson cuddles with a girl while watching the television. The Grandmaster sees this and joins them, sitting between the two.
*The Grandmaster shows the documentary crew several pictures he has drawn of Jacobson, explaining that Jacobson has become his muse.
*The Grandmaster draws a picture of Jacobson in the shower.
*The documentary crew interviews Jacobson and the Grandmaster, as Jacobson explains that he had moved to Los Angeles and the Grandmaster was the only person who answered his advertisement for a new roommate. He explains that he at first believed the Grandmaster to be a Hollywood type, but later realized he was an alien. The Grandmaster says that he is from Sakaar, and that his bodyguard and servant had died and that he wants Jacobson to be his new servant. Jacobson tells the documentary crew about what the Grandmaster has his do and his immaturity.
====25th====
*The New Zealand Documentary Board films as the Grandmaster and Darryl Jacobson record a video of the Grandmaster declaring himself Earth's ruler and threatening to melt anyone who resists. They upload the video to YouTube.
*John Smith uploads his 142nd video blog to YouTube.In Team Darryl, John Smith is show to be on "Day 142" of his video blog. Since the video being watched at this moment was uploaded "7 hours ago," it can be taken that Smith uploaded his video the day prior to this scene, so on February 25, 2018.
*The Grandmaster shows the documentary his Melt Stick.
*The Grandmaster tells the documentary crew about his plans to conquer Earth.
====26th====
*The Grandmaster and Jacobson watch their video, realizing that no one has watched it. The Grandmaster suggests making a second video to advertise their video. The Grandmaster asks Jacobson if he knows any musicians.
====27th====
*Murder of David Richardson: Jacobson's work friends gather to join the Grandmaster's band. As rehearsal starts, the Grandmaster stops and asks David Richardson why he is playing the wrong type of music, using terms from another planet. When Richardson expresses confusion, the Grandmaster reaches for his Melt Stick and melts him, scaring the rest of Jacobson's friends. The Grandmaster then resumes rehearsal.
*Jacobson and the Grandmaster go to bed, and the Grandmaster apologizes for killing Richardson. Jacobson suggest that he apologize to Richarson's parents, so the Grandmaster asks to practice. The practice turns strangely sexual and despite Jacobson's protests, the Grandmaster continues. The Grandmaster mentions Richardson being dead and the "hangs up."
====28th====
*The Grandmaster tells the New Zealand Documentary Board that when he conquers Earth, Jacobson will be his bodyguard. The Grandmaster tells Jacobson that he loves him, forcing Jacobson to say it back. The Grandmaster complains to the documentary crew, and Jacobson looks in fear.
*The documentary crew interviews Jacobson while he's taking a bath, and he explains his fear of the Grandmaster. Jacobson tells the documentary crew that he misses his old housemate.
===May===
====31st====
*Snap: Thanos snaps his fingers, killing half of the universe. Darryl Jacobson surivives.In a video posted by Daley Pearson, the Snap is said to have happened before the video was posted on August 13, 2018. It can therefore be taken to have happened on the same in its universe as in the MCU, May 31, 2018 (see 2018 references).
===August===
====13th====
*Darryl Jacobson records a video to wish Thor a happy belated birthday. He explains that Jacobson's workload has increased since the Snap, and plays "Happy Birthday" for Thor on a toy instrument. He posts the video on Twitter, hoping Thor sees it, with the caption "Happy Birthday @Thor Sorry it’s late but I’m working weekends since “The Snap”"Daley Pearson on Twitter - August 13, 2018
==References==
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