Areola Canasta (If Looks Could Kill)

Areola Canasta (Carole Davis) was a minor villainess in the 1991 parody film If Looks Could Kill.
==Story==
While on a school trip to France, a young man named Michael Corben (Richard Grieco) is mistaken for a CIA agent of the same name by British Intelligence. They assign him to capture the evil Augustus Steranko, and Corben plays along, thinking it will be fun. At Steranko’s casino, the beautiful Areola Canasta (Carole Davis) makes sure she draws Corben’s attention. She is at Steranko’s side as Michael plays baccarat against him. After losing the game, Steranko tells his assassin girlfriend Areola to kill agent Corben. Areola smiles with self-assured satisfaction.
Elsewhere, Steranko's homely but cunning loyal lieutenant and top assassin Ilsa Grunt learns Steranko sent Areola to kill Corben (“you sent your slut?!”). Ilsa is fiercely jealous of Areola Canasta, her younger, more desirable, and perhaps more deadly rival. She sees an opportunity to covertly eliminate Areola, sending her own faithful henchmen Zigesfeld to kill them both.
Areola bribes a bellboy to gain entrance into Michael Corben's hotel suite and lies in wait. Corben returns to the room and is sitting on the end of a bed removing his shoes as Areola sneaks up behind him and playfully throws her arms around him. She seduces the shocked, but eager Corben (“I do not give myself the just any man”). Undressing him, she lies saying she just met Steranko that night (“He lost. I like winners”). Straddling him on the bed, Areola tells Corben to close his eyes, slyly removing a small box hidden between the mattresses. Opening the lid, a lethal scorpion crawls out and onto his thigh. A sinister Areola looks on, her kill almost complete. Assuming Areola’s fingers are inching closer to his briefs, Corben abruptly opens his eyes and jumps up "Excuse me, I'll be right back!", launching the scorpion into the air. Areola loses track of her pet scorpion as Corben darts into the bathroom to look for a condom. 
Areola frantically searches on and around the bed for her scorpion, not noticing it dangling on a ledge above her. Corben still oblivious in the bathroom, locates an impenetrable container of "combat condoms". The scorpion suddenly falls into the upper back of Areola’s nightgown and she screams in terrified shock. The deadly scorpion is trapped, out of reach like an itch. Panicking, Areola stumbles backward into a stereo system, turning on loud dance music. She pulls at her gown and runs around flailing in a futile effort to remove the stinging scorpion. Michael mistakes Areola's struggle and cries for a seductive, yearning dance. He divides his time watching her and trying to open the container of condoms. 
Finally, the exhausted Areola collapses onto the bed. In agony, she barely lifts herself up as scorpion venom does its work. The henchman Zigesfeld arrives at the hotel and punches a hole thru Michaels’s suite door. He peers in at Areola on the bed, and hearing her moans, assumes she’s having sex with Michael. Zigesfeld fires a handheld rocket launcher at Areola and the bedroom bursts in flames. Michael is thrown across the bathroom into the tub. Emerging, he sees Areola's necklace pendant in the rubble and takes hold of it. A pull on the chain reveals the charred skull of Areola.
==Trivia ==
Carole Davis early roles:
*Prosecutor Stacey Harley in the 1994 action TV series “Acapulco H.E.A.T.” (non-villain)
* Zealot Angie in the 1991 drama film “The Rapture” (non-villain)
*Seductress assassin Areola Canasta in the 1991 parody film "If Looks Could Kill"
*Temptress Dominique in the 1990 comedy film "Shrimp on the Barbie"
*Best friend Dana in the 1988 French drama film “Les Pyramides Bleues” (non-villain)
*Snob Roxie Shield in the 1987 comedy film “Mannequin”
* Liberated seductress Sonia in the 1987 comedy film “The Princess Academy” (non-villain)
*Snob Joyce Brody in the 1984 drama film "The Flamingo Kid"
* Backstabber Kalani in the 1984 action TV series "The A-Team"
*Mean girl Jai in the 1981 horror film “Piranha II: The Spawning”
*Entitled heiress Contessa Bazzini in the 1981 comedy film “C.O.D. / Snap”
== Higher resolution gallery==
Areola_Gold Dress Promo_edit 4.png|Profile pic
Areola Canasta_A_Casino Intro.png|Areola makes sure she’s noticed on the casino floor
Areola Canasta_B_Casino Table.png|Snooty Areola is at Steranko’s side during game of baccarat
Areola Canasta_B.1_Casino Table.png
Areola Canasta_C_X-Ray Glasses.png|Corben uses his X-ray glasses on Areola
Areola Canasta_D_Mission to Kill.png|Areola accepts order to kill with smug satisfaction
Areola Canasta_01_Seduction Begins.png|Begins her deadly seduction
Areola Canasta_02_Puts on a Friendly Show-small.png|Areola plays it sultry & friendly
Areola Canata-00017_merge.png
Areola_ILCK DVD_01_edit 2.png
Areola Canasta_03_Getting Down to Busness.png|Time to get down to business
Areola Canasta_04_Moving in on Prey.png|Areola moves in on her prey
Areola Canasta_05_Seductive Stare.png|“I do not give myself to just any man”
Areola Canasta_05.5_Get Over Here.png|”I like winners”
Areola Canasta_05.6_Take Down.png|
Areola Canasta_06_Staddle Time.png|”If you are willing to learn, I can teach you many things”
Areola Canasta_07_Kiss.png|A kiss to seal the deal
Areola Canasta_09_Reaching for Scorpion Box.png| Reaches for scorpion box
Areola Canasta_08_Evil Intent.png|A sinister look as the scorpion crawls on Corben
Areola Canasta_10_Lost Scorpion.png|Areola loses sight of her scorpion
Areola Canasta_11_Scorpion Search.png|Frantically searches for scorpion
Areola Canasta_12_Scorpion Drop.png|Scorpion drops down Areola's nightgown
Areola Canasta_13_Scorpion Surpise-small.png|Areola reacts to trapped scorpion’s sting|link=https://www.deviantart.com/joncat2000/art/Areola-Canasta-13-Stung-by-Scorpion-834688983
Areola Canasta_14_Scorpion Scream.png|
Areola Canasta_15_Scorpion Pain Dance A.png|A flailing Areola can’t remove the scorpion and to Corben she appears to be dancing
Areola Canasta_16_Scorpion Pain Dance B.png|
Areola Canasta_17_Scorpion Pain Dance C.png|
Areola Canasta_18_Scorpion Pain Dance D.png|
Areola Canasta_19_Can't Stay on Feet A 2.png|Poisened & exhausted, Areola falls
Areola Canasta_19_Can't Stay on Feet B.png|
Areola Canasta_19_Can't Stay on Feet C.png|
Areola Canasta_20_Agony from Scorpion Venom A.png| In final agony from scorpion venom
Areola Canasta_21_Agony from Scorpion Venom B.png| 
Areola Canasta_22_Agony from Scorpion Venom C.png|
Areola Canasta_Explosion.png| Zigesfeld blows up Areola with a missile
Areola Canasta_23_Burnt to a Crisp 2.png|Areola is burnt to a crisp
==GIFs ==
Areola_Friendly Act.gif|Areola puts on a flirty and friendly act
Areola_Bed Crawl.gif|Areola moves in for the kill
Areola_Seduction Face.gif|Areola's seduction face
Areola_Kiss.gif|Areola's evil seduction kiss
Areola_Scorpion Lost.gif|Areola loses sight of her lethal scorpion
Areola_Scorpion Search Pillow Toss.gif|Areola desperately searches for scorpion
Areola_Scorpion Down Nightgown.gif|Areola's lethal scorpion falls into nightgown
Areola_Scorpion Dance.gif|Areola does the scorpion 'dance'
Areola_Scorpion Nightgown Pull (2).gif|Areola pulls at nightgown in vain to remove scorpion
Areola_Collaspe.gif|Panicked and exhausted Areola falls
Areola_Scorpion Venom Agony.gif|Areola in final agony from scorpion venom
Areola_Explosion Demise.gif|Areola is sacrificed in explosion
==Gallery==
Areola-canasta-sexy-henchgirl-from-if-looks-could-kill 128854085.jpg|Good girl, good guy vs. bad guy, bad babe - playing baccarat in the casino
25879544927179561954.jpg|Areola assets are distinctly and visibly
Areola-canasta-sexy-henchgirl-from-if-looks-could-kill 128854087.jpg|She always looked smug and vain in this scenes...
Vlcsnap-2015-04-05-16h11m36s12.png|Areolas best: Look arrogantly and smug...
Vlcsnap-2015-04-05-16h11m27s37.png|What she thinks about Corben??!
Vlcsnap-2015-04-05-16h11m49s25.png|Her gestures says everything...
Areola-canasta-sexy-henchgirl-from-if-looks-could-kill 128854088.jpg|Her first humilitation: the hero uses his sunglasses
Vlcsnap-2015-04-05-16h12m10s21.png|Corben enjoys the view...
Vlcsnap-2015-04-05-16h12m32s14.png|Getting Order to kill Corben...
Bild1.png|...which seemed to satisfy her - note the emblem on her boobs!
Bedareola.PNG|Pushed back on the bed...
Bedareola2.PNG|Seducing fashion
Iflookscouldkill01.jpg|Seducing the hero...
Iflookscouldkill02.jpg|It seems a soft job...
Areola1.JPG|She thinks that will be very easy...
Vlcsnap-2015-04-05-16h12m59s19.png
Iflookscouldkill03.jpg|Her assets are quiet visible!
Bild2.png|I must say: I like her black high heels;-)
Vlcsnap-2015-04-05-16h13m06s24.png
Screen Shot 2011-10-02 at 10.39.44 AM.jpg|She like winners (she told him)!
Iflookscouldkill04.jpg|Catching the prey...
Bild3.png|Areola crow about the guy...
Areolac.JPG|Bedroom view...
Vlcsnap-2015-04-05-16h12m54s15.png
Bild4.png|Distract him...
Screen Shot 2011-10-02 at 10.41.13 AM.jpg|But instead to offer him a blow-job - she places the Scorpion on his leg...
Box1.PNG|Scorpion-box...
Box2.PNG
Box4.PNG
Box5.PNG|Areola let the...
Box6.PNG|...Scorpion out!
Ac1.PNG|Areola seems to triumph...
Ac2.PNG|... but harm set, harm get!
Areola-canasta-sexy-henchgirl-from-if-looks-could-kill 128854097.jpg|Accidently the hero jumps from the bed - searching for condoms...
Areola-canasta-sexy-henchgirl-from-if-looks-could-kill 128854098.jpg|Her evil plan is failed!
Areola-canasta-sexy-henchgirl-from-if-looks-could-kill 128854099.jpg|Looking for her pet-scorpion
Screen Shot 2011-10-02 at 10.42.36 AM.jpg
Search.JPG|Searching her weapon!
Areola-canasta-sexy-henchgirl-from-if-looks-could-kill 128854100.jpg|The nice bug must be anywhere in the bed...
Bild5.png|looking for the pet-bug
Bug.jpg|Falling into the lingerie of his mistress...
Scoareola.JPG|...down into the nightgown!
Bild6.png|the face of desperation and panic
Areola1.PNG|Feeling her own bug!!!
01835465827500763491.jpg|Areolas dance of death...
Screen Shot 2011-10-02 at 10.43.48 AM.jpg|...looking a bit of ridiculous and sometimes sexy;-)
Areola-canasta-sexy-henchgirl-from-if-looks-could-kill 128854102.jpg|trying to get rid of her beloved bug
Ilck.JPG|someone wants to get rid of something
Bild7.png|She lost her countenance completly
Areola.PNG|Areola in full desperation and disintegration...
Ilck2.JPG|Ooooh! There is something not in the right place!!!
Bild8.png|under the stunning looks of the hero, she ends upon the bed...
Vlcsnap-2015-04-05-16h13m15s10.png|...on the way to her climax:-)
Areola-canasta-sexy-henchgirl-from-if-looks-could-kill 128854103.jpg|seemed to enjoy the crawl of the bug (the hero has no anticipation about it)
Ilck34.JPG|Areolas groanings and moanings are unforgettable...
Areola-canasta-sexy-henchgirl-from-if-looks-could-kill 128854105.jpg|Areola with a pain in her ass - literally!
Bild10.png|short before she gets her deserved overkill (blowing off)
Bild9.png|forced to a final climax, moaning and dying in agony
Areola-canasta-sexy-henchgirl-from-if-looks-could-kill 128854106.jpg|The remains of her bigheaded vanity - her facial expressions are changed a little bit
A game of (Areola) Canasta – with a sting.gif
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4876252 478x268.jpg|pc still
Diffcover.jpg|On a VHS cover Areola's character is shown with a different outfit - than on the usual cover - but unfortunately it doesn't happen in the movie...
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Diffareola.PNG|Detail: Areola in a kind of body...
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