Old Animals’ Club

The Old Animals’ Club was a club founded in 2017 or 2018 as an exclusive club for aged animals. It was founded by Jonathan the turtle, however he was rapidly succeeded by Arthur, also a turtle, who raised the joining age to 400,000 years old. Arthur was succeeded by Arnold, who raised the joining age to 600,000, he was soon succeeded by Matilda, who raised the joining age to 700,000. From 2018 - 2019, the animals believed to be the oldest active members were Eternal snails, the oldest of whom, Henrietta (eternal snail), was believed to be 95 billion. Between March 2028 to July 2018, the position of leader changed many times and over 200 creatures served as leader in just that 4 month period, the majority of them Eternal snails in April, with others being Nargactals, Coelacanths (CP), Ngonu Ngonu, Ndugu Ndugu, Slow Worms (SP) and Axolotls (AP), who served as leaders between April and July. This period of many leaders in a short space of time came to an end in July 2018, after the discovery of 93 rnonillion year old cabbage, Jean, who remained as leader until she was killed by PinkDowlg in 2019, at which point she was succeeded by her younger sister, 91 nonilion year old Toyah. Jean once again became leader upon her resurrection in October 2019, but in 2020, she was succeeded by her father, an unnamed tomato who is commonly known as the Old Tomato due to his great age of 99 nonillion. Following his death on the 26th July 2020, he was succeeded by Dalai Gartok, a cosmic animal who is also aged 99 nonillion. He served as leader until April 2021, when the Old Tomato resurrected himself and returned as leader, but this was not known by Earth creatures until June 2021, when the Old Tomato was rediscovered by gerontologists and not known by the wider population until the 4th July 2021, when his resurrection was revealed by journalist Oswald (ostrich). Like his predecessor, the Old Tomato did not care and likely did not know about his position in the Old Animals’ Club, though he was aware of his status as the oldest living creature. The Old Tomato served as leader until the 20th July 2021, when he was once again killed. He was again succeeded by Dalai Gartok, who has had no contact with Earth animals since September 2020. Several species have been active members of the Old Animals’ Club, including jellyfish, frogs, but most important in its early days, turtles. The Old Animals’ Club was notorious for their treatment of “young”, anyone under the joining age who knocked on their door was locked in a cave until they reached the required age of entry. The animals imprisoned have were quickly released, on the orders of then world leader Peter the Pike. In 2019, Eternal snails and Nargactals were retroactively expelled from the Old Animals’ Club after it was discovered they were the decedents of Earth snails who Ben transported back in time. Following the discovery of many, much older animals, the Old Animals’ Club functionally dissolved and ceased its activity as all its remaining members barricaded themselves into caves and planned to stay there until they were at least 95 nonillion years old. The former members of the Old Animals’ Club remain in the caves they barricaded themselves into. In 2020, several species which were former members were retroactively expelled from the Old Animals’s Club, these species were: Coelacanths (CP), Slow Worms (SP), Axolotls (AP), Tortoises (TP), Foxes (FP) and Jacob (cockroach) after it was discovered that they were also descendants of Earth species transported back in time.
As none of the leaders of the Old Animals’ Club since Matilda have enacted any policies or changed any of the club rules, the rules and policies enacted by her still govern the management of the club. These rules state the joining age was to be “not significantly below the age of the oldest animal” and that the “oldest animal alive at the time is recognised as the leader retroactively, whether they were known about or not at the time”. The rules also state that “any members not above the new joining age shall be officially expelled from the club, retroactively removed from any membership lists and detained until they reach the joining age, at which point they be readmitted.” This rule has led to a paradox, as under these rules Matilda would not be regarded as the club leader or a club member, so the rules enacted by her would be null and void, which would mean that any rule designating the official leader would be null and void, meaning that all subsequent leader, whether active or titular had no basis in the club rules for their leadership. Additionally, as the rules were null and void, Matilda would not required to follow them and therefore may have been eligible to become a member or leader, which would make the rules she enacted official, once again leading to the conclusion that she was ineligible to be the club leader. As the current titular leader of the Old Animals’ Club and the other members have no interest and likely no awareness of the club and the formerly active members are currently barricaded in caves, this paradox is not a practical issue, nor is it likely to become such for almost 95 nonillion years, if at all.
In 2020, an animal visited Matilda in the cave she had barricaded herself into to speak to her, she responded aggressively, informing him that she was not permitted to speak with or interact with anyone until she had reached the age of 95 nonillion. The animal then left and there have been no further known incidents of former members of the Old Animals’ Club interacting with the outside world. It is unknown if the former members of the Old Animals’ Club are aware of the death of the former titular leader of the club, the Old Tomato or the discovery of the age of the club’s current titular leader, Dalai Gartok. As of April 2021, all known formerly active members of the Old Animals’ Club, remain in the caves they blockaded themselves into several years ago, unaware and unaffected by the multiple disasters, wars and regime changes since 2018, including the widespread devastation that killed trillions of animals, perpetrated by their then titular leader, the Old Tomato, in July 2019.
List of leaders of the Old Animals’ Club 2017/8-
# 	Name 	Age 	Age (cosmic years) 	Age Difference 	Species 	Term Began 	Term Ended 	Cause of Term Ending 	Notable Actions
1 	Jonathan 	320,000 	0.0014 	N/A 	Turtle 	2017/8 	January 2018 	Replaced by Arthur 	Founded the Old Animals’ Club and set joining age at 300,000
2 	Arthur 	400,000 	0.0017 	80,000 older 	Turtle 	January 2018 	February 2018 	Replaced by Arnold 	Raised joining age from 300,000 to 400,00
3 	Arnold 	600,027 	0.0026 	200,027 years older 	Turtle 	15th February 2018	20th February 2018	Replaced by Matilda 	Raised joining age from 400,000 to 600,000
4 	Matilda 	742,008 	0.0032 	141,981 years older 	Turtle 	20th February 2018	14th March 2018 	Replaced by Eternal Snail aged 483,632,297 	Club became predominantly snail based. Matilda and other younger members barricaded themselves in caves until they reached 480 million years old.
5 	Eternal Snail 	483,632,297 	2.1494 	482,890,289 years older 	Eternal Snail 	14th March 2018 	March 2018 	Replaced by Eternal Snail aged 503,442,504 	Raised joining age to 100 million
6 	Eternal Snail 	503,442,504 	2.2375 	19,810,207 years older 	Eternal Snail 	March 2018 	March 2018 	Replaced by Eternal Snail aged 583,622,414 	Raised joining age to 200 million
7 	Eternal Snail 	583,622,414 	2.5938 	80,179,910 years older 	Eternal Snail 	March 2018 	March 2018 	Replaced by James 	No notable actions
8 	James 	642,554,111 	2.8557 	58,931,697 years older 	Eternal Snail 	March 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Professor Rodney 	Raised joining age to 500 million
9 	Professor Rodney 	726,438,374 	3.2286 	83,884,63 years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Erasmus 	Raised joining age to 600 million
10 	Erasmus 	841 million 	3.7377 	114,561,626 years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Romeo 	Raised joining age to 700 million
11 	Romeo 	912 million 	4.0533 	71 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	5th April 2018 	Replaced by Solomon 	No notable actions
12 	Solomon 	1 billion 	4.4444 	88 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	5th April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Rodriguez 	First individual over 1 billion to become member
13 	Rodriguez 	1.1 billion 	4.8888 	100 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Brian 	No notable actions
14 	Brian 	1.7 billion 	7.5555 	600 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Judith 	No notable actions
15 	Judith 	1.75 billion 	7.7777 	50 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Reginald 	No notable actions
16 	Reginald 	1.8 billion 	8 	50 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Jean 	No notable actions
17 	Jean 	1.9 billion 	8.4444 	100 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Donald 	Raised joining age to 1 billion
18 	Donald 	1.95 billion 	8.6666 	50 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Michael 	No notable actions
19 	Michael 	1.97 billion 	8.7555 	20 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Rachel 	No notable actions
20 	Rachel 	1.98 billion 	8.8 	10 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Callum 	No notable actions
21 	Callum 	1.99 billion 	8.8444 	10 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Phillip 	No notable actions
21 & 22 	Callum & Phillip 	1.99 billion 	8.8444 	N/A 	Eternal Snails 	April 2018 	7th April 2018 	Replaced by Letitia 	No notable actions
23 	Letitia 	1,999,999,999 	8.8888 	9,999,999 years older 	Eternal Snail 	7th April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Angelo 	First individual to celebrate 2 billionth birthday as member
24 	Angelo 	2,000,200,000 	8.8897 	200,001 years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Frances 	First individual to become member at age over 2 billion
25 	Frances 	2.2 billion 	9.7777 	199,800,000 years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Jeanne 	No notable actions
26 	Jeanne 	2.3 billion 	10.222 	100 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Celia 	First member aged over 10 cosmic years
27 	Celia 	2.4 billion 	10.666 	100 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Gerald 	No notable actions
28 	Gerald 	2.5 billion 	11.111 	100 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Gregory 	Raised joining age to 2 billion
29 	Gregory 	2.6 billion 	11.555 	100 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Denise 	No notable actions
30 	Denise 	2.7 billion 	12 	100 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Arthur 	No notable actions
30 & 31 	Denise & Arthur 	2.7 billion 	12 	N/A 	Eternal Snails 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Pattrick 	No notable actions
32 	Pattrick 	2.78 billion 	12.355 	80 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Jennifer 	No notable actions
33 	Jennifer 	2.831 billion 	12.582 	51 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Julia 	No notable actions
34 	Julia 	2.89 billion 	12.844 	59 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Michelangelo 	No notable actions
34 & 35 	Julia & Michelangelo 	2.89 billion 	12.844 	N/A 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Wesley 	Raised joining age to 2.5 billion
36 	Wesley 	2.895 billion 	12.866 	5 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Trudy 	No notable actions
37 	Trudy 	2.93 billion 	13.022 	35 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Maria 	No notable actions
37 & 38 	Trudy & Maria 	2.93 billion 	13.022 	N/A 	Eternal Snails 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Mabel 	No notable actions
37, 38 & 39 	Trudy, Maria & Mabel 	2.93 billion 	13.022 	N/A 	Eternal Snails 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Walter 	First triumvirate
40 	Walter 	2.98 billion 	13.244 	50 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Martha 	No notable actions
40 & 41 	Walter & Martha 	2.98 billion 	13.244 	N/A 	Eternal Snails 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Steven 	No notable actions
42 	Steven 	2.999 billion 	13.328 	19 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Phillip 	No notable actions
43 	Phillip 	2,999,900,000 	13.332 	900,000 years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Norbert 	No notable actions
44 	Norbert 	3 billion 	13.333 	100,000 years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Zuleika 	First member aged 3 billion
45 	Zuleika 	3.04 billion 	13.511 	40 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Gerald 	No notable actions
45 & 46 	Zuleika & Gerald 	3.04 billion 	13.511 	N/A 	Eternal Snails 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Tancrede 	No notable actions
45, 46 & 47 	Zuleika, Gerald & Tancrede 	3.04 billion 	13.511 	N/A 	Eternal Snails 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Constance 	No notable actions
45, 46, 47 & 48	Zuleika, Gerald, Tancrede and Constance	3.04 billion 	13.511 	N/A 	Eternal Snails 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Nigella 	First quartet
49 	Nigella 	3.1 billion 	13.777 	60 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Tracy 	No notable actions
49 & 50 	Nigella & Tracy 	3.1 billion 	13.777 	N/A 	Eternal Snails 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Robin 	No notable actions
51 	Robin 	3.12 billion 	13.866 	20 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Brian 	No notable actions
52 	Brian 	3.14 billion 	13.955 	20 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Andrew 	No notable actions
52 & 53 	Brian & Andrew 	3.14 billion 	13.955 	N/A 	Eternal Snails 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Margaret 	No notable actions
52, 53 & 54 	Brian, Andrew & Margaret 	3.14 billion 	13.955 	N/A 	Eternal Snails 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Jone 	No notable actions
55 	Jone 	3.17 billion 	14.088 	30 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Rebecca 	No notable actions
55 & 56 	Jone & Rebecca 	3.17 billion 	14.088 	N/A 	Eternal Snails 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Paul 	No notable actions
57 	Paul 	3.19 billion 	14.177 	20 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Jack 	No notable actions
58 	Jack 	3.3 billion 	14.666 	110 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Roy 	No notable actions
59 	Roy 	3.35 billion 	14.888 	50 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Andrew 	No notable actions
60 	Andrew 	3.54 billion 	15.733 	190 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Daniele 	Raised joining age to 3 billion
61 	Daniele 	3.6 billion 	16 	60 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Sandy 	No notable actions
62 	Sandy 	3.61 billion 	16.044 	10 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Thomas 	No notable actions
63 	Thomas 	3.92 billion 	17.422 	310 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Linda 	No notable actions
64 	Linda 	3.93 billion 	17.466 	10 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Patrica 	No notable actions
65 	Patrica 	3.94 billion 	17.511 	10 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Vera 	No notable actions
66 	Vera 	3.95 billion 	17.555 	10 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Beth 	No notable actions
67 	Beth 	3.98 billion 	17.688 	30 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Richard 	Raised joining age to 3.5 billion
68 	Richard 	4.03 billion 	17.911 	50 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Harry 	First member aged over 4 billion
69 	Harry 	4.1 billion 	18.222 	70 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Greg 	No notable actions
70 	Greg 	4.14 billion 	18.4 	40 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Justine 	No notable actions
71 	Justine 	4.26 billion 	18.933 	120 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Len 	No notable actions
72 	Len 	4.29 billion 	19.066 	30 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Jeffrey 	No notable actions
73 	Jeffrey 	4.32 billion 	19.2 	30 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Abraham 	No notable actions
73 & 74 	Jeffrey & Abraham 	4.32 billion 	19.2 	N/A 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Doreen 	No notable actions
75 	Doreen 	4.34 billion 	19.288 	20 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Benjamin 	No notable actions
76 	Benjamin 	4.38 billion 	19.466 	40 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Anthony 	No notable actions
77 	Anthony 	4.42 billion 	19.644 	40 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Kirk 	No notable actions
78 	Kirk 	4.61 billion 	20.488 	190 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Rupert 	First member aged over 20 cosmic years
79 	Rupert 	4.62 billion 	20.533 	10 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Paul 	Raised joining age to 4 billion
80 	Paul 	4.763 billion 	21.168 	143 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Laura 	No notable actions
81 	Laura 	4.96 billion 	22.044 	197 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Richard 	Raised joining age to 4.5 billion
82 	Richard 	5.05 billion 	22.444 	90 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Mariella 	First member aged over 5 billion
83 	Mariella 	5.1 billion 	22.666 	50 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Karen 	No notable actions
84 	Karen 	5.2 billion 	23.111 	100 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Barney 	No notable actions
85 	Barney 	5,200,010,000 	23.11115 	10,000 years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Wayne 	No notable actions
86 	Wayne 	5.221 billion 	23.204 	20,990,000 years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Mandy 	No notable actions
87 	Mandy 	5.26 billion 	23.377 	39 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Bertrand 	No notable actions
87 & 88 	Mandy & Bertrand 	5.26 billion 	23.377 	N/A 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Jack 	No notable actions
89 	Jack 	5.4 billion 	24 	140 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Kevin 	No notable actions
89 & 90 	Jack & Kevin 	5.4 billion 	24 	N/A 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Eve 	No notable actions
89, 90 & 91 	Jack, Kevin & Eve 	5.4 billion 	24 	N/A 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Simon 	No notable actions
92 	Simon 	5.52 billion 	24.533 	120 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Anton 	No notable actions
93 	Anton 	5.55 billion 	24.666 	30 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Adam 	No notable actions
94 	Adam 	5.6 billion 	24.888 	50 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Doreen 	No notable actions
94 & 95 	Adam & Doreen 	5.6 billion 	24.888 	N/A 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Vincent 	No notable actions
96 	Vincent 	5.62 billion 	24.977 	20 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Theodore 	No notable actions
97 	Theodore 	5.63 billion 	25.022 	10 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Belinda 	No notable actions
98 	Belinda 	5.632 billion 	25.031 	2 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Sam 	No notable actions
99 	Sam 	5.65 billion 	25.111 	18 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Served jointly with Alice 	No notable actions
99 & 100 	Sam & Alice 	5.65 billion 	25.111 	N/A 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by George 	No notable actions
101 	George 	5.722 billion 	25.431 	72 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Corinna 	No notable actions
102 	Corinna 	5.738 billion 	25.502 	16 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Toby 	No notable actions
103 	Toby 	5.81 billion 	25.822 	72 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Phillip 	No notable actions
104 	Phillip 	5.9 billion 	26.222 	90 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Archibald 	Raised joining age to 5 billion
105 	Archibald 	5.91 billion 	26.266 	10 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Desmond 	No notable actions
106 	Desmond 	5.92 billion 	26.311 	10 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Otto 	No notable actions
107 	Otto 	5.932 billion 	26.364 	12 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Christabel 	No notable actions
108 	Christabel 	5.99 billion 	26.622 	58 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Paul 	No notable actions
109 	Paul 	6.08 billion 	27.022 	90 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Eamonn 	No notable actions
110 	Eamonn 	6.092 billion 	27.075 	12 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Heinrich 	No notable actions
111 	Heinrich 	6.1 billion 	27.111 	8 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Bertrand 	No notable actions
112 	Bertrand 	6.12 billion 	27.2 	20 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Rachel 	No notable actions
113 	Rachel 	6.131 billion 	27.248 	11 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Ralph 	No notable actions
114 	Ralph 	6.234 billion 	27.706 	103 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Keanu 	No notable actions
115 	Keanu 	6.26 billion 	27.822 	26 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Ambrose 	No notable actions
116 	Ambrose 	6.289 billion 	27.951 	29 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Angelina 	No notable actions
117 	Angelina 	6.292 billion 	27.964 	3 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Gertrude 	No notable actions
118 	Gertrude 	6.3 billion 	28 	8 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Darlene 	No notable actions
119 	Darlene 	6.313 billion 	28.057 	13 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Carter 	No notable actions
120 	Carter 	6.319 billion 	28.084 	6 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Nigel 	No notable actions
121 	Nigel 	6.356 billion 	28.248 	27 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Doreen 	No notable actions
122 	Doreen 	6.414 billion 	28.506 	58 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Toby 	No notable actions
123 	Toby 	6.55 billion 	29.111 	136 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Victor 	No notable actions
124 	Victor 	6.7 billion 	29.777 	150 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Gregory 	Raised joining age to 6 billion
125 	Gregory 	6.72 billion 	29.866 	20 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Sven 	No notable actions
126 	Sven 	6.73 billion 	29.911 	10 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Johann 	No notable actions
127 	Johann 	6.86 billion 	30.488 	130 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Fenella 	First member aged over 30 cosmic years
128 	Fenella 	6.862 billion 	30.497 	2 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Angela 	No notable actions
129 	Angela 	6.92 billion 	30.755 	58 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Donatello 	Raised joining age to 6.5 billion
130 	Donatello 	7.02 billion 	31.2 	100 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Michael 	First member aged over 7 billion
131 	Michael 	7.0896 billion 	31.509 	69,600,000 years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Gertrude 	No notable actions
132 	Gertrude 	7.1 billion 	31.555 	10,400,000 years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Benjamin 	No notable actions
133 	Benjamin 	7.19 billion 	31.955 	90 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Zachary 	No notable actions
134 	Zachary 	7.2 billion 	32 	10 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Lorraine 	No notable actions
135 	Lorraine 	7.22 billion 	32.088 	20 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Vanessa 	No notable actions
136 	Vanessa 	7.23 billion 	32.133 	10 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Arabella 	No notable actions
137 	Arabella 	7.234 billion 	32.151 	4 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Louise 	No notable actions
138 	Louise 	7.391 billion 	32.848 	157 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Stephen 	No notable actions
139 	Stephen 	7.417 billion 	32.964 	26 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Beryl 	No notable actions
140 	Beryl 	7.49 billion 	33.288 	73 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Hamlet 	No notable actions
141 	Hamlet 	7.539 billion 	33.506 	49 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Heinrich 	Raised joining age to 7 billion
142 	Heinrich 	7.63 billion 	33.911 	91 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Megan 	No notable actions
143 	Megan 	7.671 billion 	34.093 	41 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Theresa 	No notable actions
144 	Theresa 	7.796 billion 	34.648 	125 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Doreen 	No notable actions
145 	Doreen 	7.89 billion 	35.066 	94 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Michael 	No notable actions
146 	Michael 	7.932 billion 	35.253 	42 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Imelda 	Raised joining age to 7.5 billion
147 	Imelda 	8.04 billion 	35.733 	108 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Thomas 	First member aged over 8 billion
148 	Thomas 	8.081 billion 	35.915 	41 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Angus 	No notable actions
149 	Angus 	8.1 billion 	36 	19 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Lucas 	No notable actions
150 	Lucas 	8.15 billion 	36.222 	50 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Denise 	No notable actions
151 	Denise 	8.24 billion 	36.622 	90 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Michelle 	No notable actions
152 	Michelle 	8.25 billion 	36.666 	10 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Alexander 	No notable actions
153 	Alexander 	8.341 billion 	37.071 	91 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Oswald 	No notable actions
154 	Oswald 	8.429 billion 	37.462 	88 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Arnold 	No notable actions
155 	Arnold 	8.6 billion 	38.222 	171 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Nautius Maximus 	Raised joining age to 8 billion
156 	Nautius Maximus 	9 billion 	40 	400 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Barry 	First member aged 9 billion and first aged 40 cosmic years
157 	Barry 	9.483 billion 	42.146 	483 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Arnold 	No notable actions
158 	Arnold 	10.3 billion 	45.777 	817 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Hilary 	First member aged over 10 billion
159 	Hilary 	10.6 billion 	47.111 	300 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Robert 	Raised joining age to 8.5 billion
160 	Robert 	10.728 billion 	47.68 	128 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Ferdinand 	No notable actions
161 	Ferdinand 	11.3 billion 	50.222 	572 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Mariella 	First member aged over 50 cosmic years
162 	Mariella 	11,300,010,000 	50.22226 	10,000 years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Miriam 	Raised joining age to 9 billion
163 	Miriam 	11.4 billion 	50.666 	99,990,000 years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Marcus 	No notable actions
164 	Marcus 	11.436 billion 	50.826 	36 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Amelia 	Raised joining age to 10 billion
165 	Amelia 	13.63 billion 	60.577 	2.194 billion years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Theresa 	First member aged over 60 cosmic years
166 	Theresa 	13.83 billion 	61.466 	200 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Michael 	Raised joining age to 11 billion
167 	Michael 	13.96 billion 	62.044 	130 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Miriam 	No notable actions
168 	Miriam 	14.1 billion 	62.666 	140 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Reginald 	First member aged over 14 billion
169 	Reginald 	14.145 billion 	62.866 	45 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Emma 	Raised joining age to 12 billion
170 	Emma 	14.2 billion 	63.111 	55 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Toby 	No notable actions
171 	Toby 	14.359 billion 	63.817 	159 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Tracy 	No notable actions
172 	Tracy 	14.36 billion 	63.822 	1 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Bill 	No notable actions
173 	Bill 	14.37 billion 	63.866 	10 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Ion 	Raised joining age to 13 billion
174 	Ion 	14.38 billion 	63.911 	10 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Phillip 	No notable actions
175 	Phillip 	14.56 billion 	64.711 	180 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Thomas 	No notable actions
176 	Thomas 	14.561 billion 	64.715 	1 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Henry 	No notable actions
177 	Henry 	14.599 billion 	64.884 	28 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by David 	No notable actions
178 	David 	14.773 billion 	65.657 	174 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Janice 	No notable actions
179 	Janice 	14.893 billion 	66.191 	120 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Matilda 	Raised joining age to 14 billion
180 	Matilda 	14.927 billion 	66.342 	34 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Annette 	No notable actions
181 	Annette 	14.992 billion 	66.631 	65 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Dominic 	No notable actions
182 	Dominic 	14.999 billion 	66.662 	7 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Doreen 	No notable actions
183 	Doreen 	15.9 billion 	70.666 	901 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Jessica 	First member aged over 15 billion
184 	Jessica 	16.9 billion 	75.111 	1 billion years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Jack 	First member aged over 75 cosmic years
185 	Jack 	16.99 billion 	75.511 	90 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Jemima 	No notable actions
186 	Jemima 	17.02 billion 	75.644 	30 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Dylan 	No notable actions
187 	Dylan 	17.34 billion 	77.066 	320 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Louis 	No notable actions
188 	Louis 	17.6 billion 	78.222 	260 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Oscar 	No notable actions
189 	Oscar 	17.73 billion 	78.8 	130 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Betty 	Raised joining age to 16 billion
190 	Betty 	17.737 billion 	78.831 	7 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Deborah 	No notable actions
191 	Deborah 	17.862 billion 	79.386 	125 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Marie 	No notable actions
192 	Marie 	18.1 billion 	80.444 	238 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Isaac 	First member aged over 80 cosmic years
193 	Isaac 	18.32 billion 	81.422 	220 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by William 	No notable actions
194 	William 	26 billion 	115.55 	7.68 billion years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Bridget 	First member aged over 100 cosmic years
195 	Bridget 	27.9 billion 	124 	1.9 billion years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Doreen 	Raised joining age to 20 billion
196 	Doreen 	28.6 billion 	127.11 	700 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Peter 	No notable actions
197 	Peter 	29.73 billion 	132.13 	1.13 billion years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Jacob 	Raised joining age to 25 billion
198 	Jacob 	30.39 billion 	135.06 	660 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Darren 	Fist member aged over 30 billion
199 	Darren 	31.3 billion 	139.11 	910 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Ethel 	No notable actions
200 	Ethel 	31.42 billion 	139.64 	120 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Ada 	No notable actions
201 	Ada 	32.4 billion 	144 	980 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Dorian 	No notable actions
202 	Dorian 	42 billion 	186.66 	9.6 billion years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Noreen 	First member aged over 40 billion
203 	Noreen 	43.6 billion 	193.77 	1.6 billion years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Hortence 	Raised joining age to 30 billion
204 	Hortence 	44.1 billion 	196 	500 million years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Alphonse 	No notable actions
205 	Alphonse 	50.059 billion 	222.48 	5.959 billion years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Godfrey 	First member aged over 50 billion
206 	Godfrey 	79 billion 	351.11 	28.941 billion years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Henrietta 	First member aged over 70 billion
207 	Henrietta 	95.623 billion 	424.99 	16.623 billion years older 	Eternal Snail 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Tharg 	Last Eternal Snail leader
208 	Tharg 	150 billion 	666.66 	54.377 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Bikram 	Raised joining age to 100 billion
209 	Bikram 	152 billion 	675.55 	2 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Snood 	No notable actions
210 	Snood 	154 billion 	684.44 	2 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Bingle 	No notable actions
211 	Bingle 	161 billion 	715.55 	7 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Thumara 	First member aged over 700 cosmic years
212 	Thumara 	170 billion 	755.55 	9 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Preturia 	No notable actions
213 	Preturia 	181 billion 	804.44 	11 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Kombucha 	First member aged over 800 cosmic years
214 	Kombucha 	183 billion 	813.33 	2 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Redo 	No notable actions
215 	Redo 	190 billion 	844.44 	7 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Droogal 	No notable actions
216 	Droogal 	195 billion 	866.66 	5 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Adjuka 	No notable actions
217 	Adjuka 	199 billion 	884.44 	4 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Dortan 	No notable actions
218 	Dortan 	201 billion 	893.33 	2 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Shubara 	First member aged over 200 billion
219 	Shubara 	207 billion 	920 	6 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Mabaraka 	First member aged over 900 cosmic years
220 	Mabaraka 	224 billion 	995.55 	17 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Flobert 	No notable actions
221 	Flobert 	252 billion 	1020 	28 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Surtan 	First member aged 1000 cosmic years
222 	Surtan 	287 billion 	1275.5 	35 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Zoroasta 	Raised joining age to 200 billion
223 	Zoroasta 	295 billion 	1311.1 	8 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Fargo 	No notable actions
224 	Fargo 	366 billion 	1626.6 	71 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Shurfaba 	First member aged over 300 billion
225 	Shurfaba 	386 billion 	1715.5 	20 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Truro 	No notable actions
226 	Truro 	442 billion 	1964.4 	56 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Sombuka 	First member aged over 400 billion
227 	Sombuka 	468 billion 	2080 	26 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Borbund 	First member aged over 2000 cosmic years
228 	Borbund 	497 billion 	2208.8 	29 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Perogia 	No notable actions
229 	Perogia 	505 billion 	2244.4 	8 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Yugal 	First member aged over 500 billion
230 	Yugal 	518 billion 	2302.2 	13 billion years 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Drakshor 	No notable actions
231 	Drakshor 	531 billion 	2360 	13 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Shadrach 	No notable actions
232 	Shadrach 	532 billion 	2364.4 	1 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Xoraf 	No notable actions
233 	Xoraf 	543 billion 	2413.3 	11 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Dragus 	No notable actions
234 	Dragus 	564 billion 	2506.6 	21 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Kadjuna 	First member aged over 2500 cosmic years
235 	Kadjuna 	564.02 billion 	2506.66 	20 million years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Tengun 	No notable actions
236 	Tengun 	587 billion 	2608.8 	22.98 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Borudin 	No notable actions
237 	Borudin 	599 billion 	2662.2 	12 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Mafisah 	Raised joining age to 500 billion
238 	Mafisah 	612 billion 	2720 	13 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Changa 	First member aged over 600 billion
239 	Changa 	616 billion 	2737.7 	4 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Arutan 	No notable actions
240 	Arutan 	623 billion 	2768.8 	7 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Garganda 	No notable actions
241 	Garganda 	656 billion 	2915.5 	33 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Maruca 	No notable actions
242 	Maruca 	710 billion 	3155.5 	54 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Promul 	First member aged over 3000 cosmic years
243 	Promul 	756 billion 	3360 	46 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Rufara 	No notable actions
244 	Rufara 	757 billion 	3364.4 	1 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Yakori 	No notable actions
245 	Yakori 	767 billion 	3408.8 	10 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Drukal 	No notable actions
246 	Drukal 	775 billion 	3444.4 	8 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Jambal 	No notable actions
247 	Jambal 	786 billion 	3493.3 	11 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Taguta 	No notable actions
248 	Taguta 	787 billion 	3497.7 	1 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	April 2018 	Replaced by Rutleg 	No notable actions
249 	Rutleg 	796 billion 	3537.7 	9 billion years older 	Nargactal 	April 2018 	May 2018 	Replaced by Thomas 	Raised joining age to 700 billion
250 	Thomas 	800 billion 	3555.5 	4 billion years older 	Nargactal 	May 2018 	May 2018 	Replaced by Chris 	Last Nargactal to be leader
251 	Chris 	1 trillion 	4444.4 	200 billion years older 	Coelacanth 	May 2018 	May 2018 	Replaced by Karl 	First member aged over 1 trillion
252 	Karl 	3.6 trillion 	16,000 	2.6 trillion years older 	Coelacanth 	May 2018 	May 2018 	Replaced by Thomas 	First member aged over 15,000 cosmic years
253 	Thomas 	3.9 trillion 	17,333 	300 billion years older 	Coelacanth 	May 2018 	May 2018 	Replaced by Arthur 	No notable actions
254 	Arthur 	4.7 trillion 	20,888 	800 billion years older 	Coelacanth 	May 2018 	May 2018 	Replaced by Ted 	First member aged over 20,000 cosmic years
255 	Ted 	5 trillion 	22,222 	300 billion years older 	Coelacanth 	May 2018 	May 2018 	Replaced by Betty 	First member aged 5 trillion
256 	Betty 	17 trillion 	75,555 	12 trillion years older 	Coelacanth 	May 2018 	May 2018 	Replaced by Doreen 	First member aged over 75,000 cosmic years
257 	Doreen 	22 trillion 	97,777 	5 trillion years older 	Coelacanth 	May 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Michael 	Raised joining age to 1 trillion
258 	Michael 	47 trillion 	208,888 	25 trillion years older 	Coelacanth 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Antoinette 	First member aged over 200,000 cosmic years
259 	Antoinette 	53 trillion 	235,555 	6 trillion years older 	Coelacanth 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Phillip 	First member aged over 50 trillion
260 	Phillip 	356 trillion 	1,582,222 	303 trillion years older 	Coelacanth 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Roger 	First member aged over 1 million cosmic years
261 	Roger 	996 trillion 	4,426,666 	640 trillion years older 	Coelacanth 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Maria 	No notable actions
262 	Maria 	1 quadrillion 	4,444,444 	4 trillion years older 	Coelacanth 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Ntoku Ntoku 	First member aged over 1 quadrillion
263 	Ntoku Ntoku 	40 septillion 	177,777,777,777,777,777 	39.999999999 years older 	Ngonu Ngonu 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Ngatu Ngatu 	First member aged over 1 septillion
264 	Ngatu Ngatu 	60 septillion 	266,666,666,666,666,666 	20 septillion years older 	Ndugu Ndugu 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Arnold 	Raised joining age to 50 septillion
265 	Arnold 	70 septillion 	311,111,111,111,111,111 	10 septillion years older 	Slowworm 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Fátima 	First member aged over 3 quadrillion cosmic years
266 	Fátima 	92 septillion 	408,888,888,888,888,888 	22 septillion years older 	Axolotl 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Serafina 	First Axolotl to be leader
267 	Serafina 	20 octillion 	88,888,888,888,888,888,888 	19.908 octillion years older 	Axolotl 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Sarah & Jemima 	First member aged over 1 octillion
268 & 269 	Sarah & Jemima 	27 octillion 	120 quintillion 	7 octillion years older 	Axolotls 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Harriet 	First member aged over 100 quintillion cosmic years
270 	Harriet 	27.07996004 octillion 	120,355,377,955,555,555,555 	79.999973 septillion years older 	Axolotl 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Toby 	Raised joining age to 1 octillion
271 	Toby 	27.079999973 octillion	120,355,555,435,555,555,555 	39.953 sextillion years older 	Axolotl 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by George 	No notable actions
272 	George 	27.08 octillion 	120,355,555,555,555,555,555 	27 quintillion years older 	Axolotl 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Jardine 	No notable actions
273 	Jardine 	27.08000004 octillion 	120,355,555,733,333,333,333 	40 quintillion years older 	Axolotl 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Dorcas 	Raised joining age to 10 octillion
274 	Dorcas 	97 octillion 	431,111,111,111,111,111,111 	69.91999996 octillion years older	Axolotl 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Archibald 	First member aged over 50 octillion
275 	Archibald 	97.079999985 octillion	431.4666666 quintillion 	79.999985 septillion years older 	Axolotl 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Doreen 	No notable actions
276 	Doreen 	97.08 octillion 	431,466,666,666,666,666,666 	15 quintillion years older 	Axolotl 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Doreen 	No notable actions
277 	Doreen 	33 nonilion 	146,666,666,666,666,666,666,666	32.90292 nonilion years older 	Axolotl 	June 2018 	June 2018 	Replaced by Dinah 	First member aged over 1 nonilion
278 	Dinah 	46 nonilion 	204,444,444,444,444,444,444,444	13 nonilion years older 	Axolotl 	June 2018 	July 2018 	Replaced by Jean 	First member aged over 200 sextillion cosmic years
279 	Jean 	93 nonilion 	413,333,333,333,333,333,333,333	47 nonilion years older 	Cabbage 	July 2018 	July 2019 	Killed by PinkDowlg 	Raised joining age to 90 nonilion
280 	Toyah 	91 nonilion 	404,444,444,444,444,444,444,444	2 nonilion years younger 	Cabage 	July 2019 	April 2020 	Replaced by The Old Tomato 	First leader younger than predecessor
281 	The Old Tomato 	99 nonilion 	440 sextillion 	8 nonilion years older 	Tomato 	April 2020 	26th July 2020 	Killed by The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster 	Raised joining age to 95 nonilion
282 	Dalai Gartok 	99 nonilion 	440 sextillion 	Slightly younger 	Cosmic animal (womble)	26th July 2020 	4th July 2021 	Replaced by The Old Tomato 	First cosmic animal to be leader
283 	The Old Tomato 	99 Nonillion 	440 Sextillion 	Slightly older 	Tomato 	4th July 2021 	20th July 2021 	Killed by Torremolinos, Barbados (hamster) and Skiathos	First creature to be killed by The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster to return as leader
284 	Dalai Gartok 	99 Nonillion 	440 Sextillion 	Slightly younger 	Cosmic animal (womble)	20th July 2021 	Incumbent 	Incumbent 	First Cosmic animal to return as leader
Note: This is a list of individuals who were believed to be the leader at the time of the dates stated, as the Old Animals’ Club operates by the principle that the oldest animal in the universe is its leader, the number of leaders has been retroactively amended to two: The Old Tomato & the present leader Dalai Gartok, who each served as leader twice. In addition to this, all Eternal Snails, Nargactals, Coelacanths, Slowworms & Axolotls have been retroactively removed as members of the Old Animals’ Club since it was discovered they were descended from Earth animals transported from the future. Due to Matilda‘s retroactive removal as leader (according to her own rules), a paradox has arisen regarding whether her rules are valid or not, as them being valid would retroactively nullify her leadership, thus nullifying her rules, thus making her eligible to be leader again, thus bringing her rules back into effect, thus nullifying her leadership. This issue has not yet been resolved and is not likely to be so as Matilda is currently in a cave, where she plans to stay for almost 95 nonillion years and the current members are unaware or uninterested in the Old Animals’ Club.
List of current members of the Old Animals’ Club as of 21st July 2021
Rank	Name 	Age 	Species 	Age Discovered by Earth
1 	Dalai Gartok 	99 nonilion 	Cosmic Animal (womble)	April 2020
2 	Aesop 	96 nonilion 	Torhare 	11th February 2021
3 	Frederick (French Bean)	96 nonilion 	French Bean 	2nd May 2021
4 	Ronald (Red Cabbage) 	95 Nonillion	Red Cabbage 	2nd July 2021
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