Ontariario

The PROVINCE of Ontariario and four of five Great Lakes is one of Canada's most boring provinces. (second only to Saskatchewan, and just ahead of New Brunswick.
Its main industries are education (to the North, and not particularly good education), manufacturing (to the South), government (to the East) and car plants (to the West, however these are relocating to Mexico). Southern Ontario also gets many Mexican agricultural workers because locals just won't take those jobs.
==Ontario nationalism==
Earl wants to be an Ontario nationalist. He really thinks the province is better off splitting into smaller provinces, but alternatively Ontario could also become its own country- or be a distinct society like Quebec.
===Nationalist symbols===
====A new flag====
Ontario's flag is shitty, as it looks just like Manitoba and has another country's flag in the canton.
====National Holiday====
If Quebec gets Saint-Jean, why can't Ontario get a day? I once saw on an STO bus that the Civic holiday was called "fête civique de l'Ontario". Well, change "civique" to "nationale" and you have yourselves a drunken good time. The Civic Holiday will now be called Fête nationale de l'Ontario or the National Holiday of Ontario.
====Anthem====
:Give us a place to stand And a place to grow
:And call this land Ontario.
:A place to live
:For you and me
:With hopes as high
:As the tallest tree.
:Give us a land of lakes
:and a land of snow
:And we will build Ontario
:A place to stand, a place to grow
:Ontari-ari-ari-o !
:From western hills,
:To northern shores.
:To Niagara Falls,
:Where the waters roar.
:Give us a land of peace,
:Where the free winds blow.
:And we will build Ontario
:A place to stand, a place to grow
:Ontari-ari-ari-o !
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