BU-001/Atoulos' Proposal

Object-001 is the collective designation for 10 floating metallic sculptures, located in [REDACTED], resembling 8 arrows pointing outward from a central sphere. One of the sculptures is larger than the rest and immobile, designated Object-001-1; the rest are smaller and mobile.
If a Object-001 instance is in any conceptual or physical enclosure, the enclosure will start expanding at a linear rate, pushing any space outside of itself outward. So long as 001 is in this enclosure, expansion will continue.
Towards the start of the expansion, the enclosure will be "normal", just with more space. After a yet-unknown predetermined enclosure size, insignia resembling 8 straight lines radiating from a central circle will start appearing. Additional "rooms" will be created, always inconsistent with the rest of the space (e.g. if a 001 instance is expanding in a house, after this size rooms will be created with glass doors and wooden sofas, and many hallways will lead into mazes or dead ends).
While most dramatic in residential buildings, this behavior has been seen in other enclosures such as cardboard boxes and the concept of Object-001, which led to efforts by the Conceptual Division to create conceptual predators to consume the "walls" being created. This was a success.
Containment procedures: All Object-001 except Object-001-1 instances are to be left in space, on a guided course towards vacuum so as to not enter hollow objects and uncontrollably expand them. All structures previously created using Object-001 are to be demolished NOW OBSOLETED: SEE ADDENDUM 1.
Addendum 1: In a scan of the Cosmic Microwave Background, a section almost exactly corresponding to a circle with 8 arrows radiating from it was found. As the probability of this being a natural occurrence is currently estimated to be under 10^-[REDACTED]%, it is thought that Object-001-01 is the ultimate creator of the current universe. Bureau front employees are currently working to conceal it under a guise of "faulty equipment".
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