A Very Jolly Jenkins Christmas

A Very Jolly Jenkins Christmas is the ninth episode of Season One in Bikini Bottom Jenkins.
==Synopsis==
Old Man Jenkins tries to celebrate Christmas, but his growing toothache gets out of hand. 
==Transcript==
(The episode begins with a shot of Jenkins’ barn covered in a sheet of snow. A snow pile is seen nearby, and Jenkins pops out of it)
Jenkins: Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la! Tis the season to be farmin’, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. 
(Jenkins checks on his sea hogs and feeds them their usual feed)
Jenkins: Dawn we now our dumb sea hogs, fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la- AHH!
(One of the sea hogs is sucking on his hand. Jenkins pulls it out)
(Jenkins checks on Ol’ Bessie)
Jenkins: Troll the ancient Bessie sea cow, trolololololol!
(Jenkins attempts to milk her, but gets kicked into the wall. A cracking sound is heard)
Jenkins: I swear, something always breaks every time I try to milk her.
(Inside Jenkins’ mouth, one of his teeth is screaming in pain)
Tooth: Dear Neptune, end my suffering!
Other tooth: Dude you're overreacting, I'm sure it's not too bad- (looks at the tooth) OH GOD!
Tooth: I've never felt this much pain in my LIFE!
Other tooth: Okay, uh, hold on, I'll call the tooth police. (dials a number on his tooth phone) Tooth service, we have an injured tooth in front row.
Tooth officer: (snoring)
Other tooth: Dang it, he's fast asleep! Sorry, bud, you’re gonna have to endure the pain.
Tooth: NOOOOO!
Jenkins: (feeling the pain) Ow. That hurt! I must have a toothache. (shrugs) No big deal, I have Christmas festivities to prepare for. I've been waiting for this moment for over 360 days! I'm gonna have a Christmas party to remember! I even have an entire list of who I want to invite.
(Jenkins pulls a long list out of his beard, which stretches across the ground)
Jenkins: I hope there's enough room on my farm for all these people. If not, no big deal. I've dealt with worse in ‘09. OW! Not again, gosh darn it!
(Christmas transition to Jenkins hanging the mistletoe in his house)
Jenkins: I hope nobody surprises me with a visit right now…
(Someone knocks on his house’s front door)
Jenkins: OW! I mean, don't come in!
Mabel: Jenkins? You okay in there? Sounds like you're hurt.
Jenkins: I'm.. just fine. Just don't come in, I just hung up the mistletoe!
Mabel: Then take it off!
Jenkins: Oh my gosh, why didn't I think of that? (he takes the mistletoe off the ceiling) There, no kisses today.
(Mabel: comes in)
Mabel: So, Christmas is coming up in a few days. You ready for the festivities?
Jenkins: I'll have you know I am a very traditional man, so I've always been ready.
Mabel: Good. I'm asking because I'm bringing all seven of my granddaughters to your Christmas party!
Jenkins: (eye twitching) You don't say.
Mabel: Yeah! They may be an earful but I think you'll have fun with them. Oh, and I also heard that Archie is coming to your party too.
Jenkins: (eye twitching harder) You don't say!
Mabel: Yeah! Well, see you on Christmas Eve! (happily shuts the front door and leaves)
Jenkins: Ohh… fish paste! Not only is Mabel bringing her annoying brats to the party, gosh darn Archie is coming too. He and I go wayyyy back… okay I won't bother with a flashback. But we got into arguments often.
(The grandfather clock on the wall strikes 12pm)
Jenkins: Good gravy, I got Christmas party work to be done! I haven’t even started yet!
(Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree’s instrumental plays as Jenkins rushes into the closet to get his ornaments. One of these ornaments is a Kermit ornament)
Jenkins: Since when was this here? (shrugs) Oh well.
(He starts putting ornaments on his tree when his tooth hurts again)
Jenkins: OW! Dag nabbit, not again!
(A cycle of him putting on ornaments and his tooth hurting occurs multiple times. Eventually, he puts the star on the tree)
Jenkins: Finally done. That was excruciatingly painful. OW! Now to prepare the food.
(The oven beeps)
Jenkins: The Christmas turkey is ready!
Narrator: Nothing you do can un-
Jenkins: NO! OW! NOT AGAIN! Ugh, this is painful. Just a little more preparing, Jenkins, and you'll be able to rest.
(A little more preparation later…)
Jenkins: (tearing off his beard) I HATE MY LIFE!
(His beard immediately grows back)
Jenkins: This stupid- OW - tooth - OW - is ruining my day! Well, at least the day is finally over, so I can rest. Maybe the pain will be gone in the morning.
(Next morning…)
Jenkins: (wakes up and stretches) Ah, good morning world- OW! NOT AGAIN! I THOUGHT YOU’D BE GONE BY NOW!
Tooth: Sorry!
Jenkins: Sorry is not enough! Today’s the day of the Christmas party and I'm not letting you ruin it!
(Jenkins heads to the medicine cabinet and takes a pain pill)
Jenkins: Hope this lasts long enough.
(Just then, his front door’s doorbell rings)
Jenkins: Coming! (he answers the door and sees Mabel and her seven granddaughters)
Granddaughter 1: What's poppin’?
Granddaughter 2: Brand new whip just hopped in!
Jenkins: Uhh… hello, come on in. Ow.
Mabel: You still don't sound okay.
Jenkins: I'm… I'm fine, don't worry about me. Come in and make yourself comfortable. (to himself) More comfortable than me right now. Ow.
(The seven granddaughters come in, trampling Jenkins’ feet)
Jenkins: Double ow!
(The doorbell rings again. It's Archie)
Archie: Ah yes, Jenkins, the local loser.
Jenkins: Shut it Archie, you're in my turf now.
Archie: Oh I'm sooo scared. Hahahah. (comes in and takes a seat)
(Soon enough, all the guests arrive, including Scooter, Walker, and Nat)
Nat: I'm only here because my wife told me to.
Jenkins: You have a wife now?
Nat: Yeah, she's a real nutjob.
Jenkins: You know- ow- that divorce papers exist?
Nat: I'm a religious man, Old Man Jenkins, we don't do that kind of stuff.
Jenkins: I see.
Walker: Hey, where's the food? Can't have a Christmas party without food.
Jenkins: Oh right, the turkey. (he opens the fridge) Right here. And don't do anything suspicious with it.
(Archie gets an evil look on his face)
Jenkins: Archie, you’re not gonna do anything evil, right?
Archie: Oh, no, no no no, not at all! (puts on a fake smile)
Jenkins: Okay then. OW! My tooth!
(Archie then gets a smirk on his face as he plots on what to do next)
Scooter: Haw haw, so does anyone like, have any cool surfer stories?
Archie: It’s December, Scooter. It’s December.
Scooter: Bummer, dude.
Jenkins: Turkey time, everyone! (he sets a freshly cooked turkey on the table)
Scooter: Yum, dude.
Archie: I hope nothing bad happens to it.
Jenkins: Well you- OW- kiddos have fun, I’m gonna sit down for a bit. The pain never ends…
(Jenkins goes over to his sofa while the others eye the turkey)
Walker: Oh, I hope my aim is good enough this time.
Granddaughter 3: Too slow! (she takes the piece of turkey Walker was aiming for)
Walker: That was my piece of turkey!
Granddaughter 3: Finders keepers, losers weepers!
Walker: Oh, don’t you dare bring that phrase to the table!
Granddaughter 4: Oh, but we will!
Walker: Why you little-
(A fighting cloud erupts at the table, while Jenkins tries to handle his tooth pain)
Jenkins: Oh, why must Neptune make me endure all this pain on Christmas Eve?
(Up in the clouds, Neptune is taking a shower)
King Neptune: Call me when you want, call me when you need, call me in the morning I’ll be on the- hey! A little privacy, perhaps?! (closes the curtains)
(Cut back to Jenkins’ house, where he is putting an ice pack up to his mouth)
Jenkins: Pain pain pain pain pain OW pain pain OW pain pain pain
(The fighting cloud starts to move from the dinner table towards Jenkins’ sofa)
Jenkins: The pain is endless… please make it stop…
(The fighting cloud finally collides with Jenkins, causing a massive crash)
Archie: Aw man, I didn’t even get to do my evil thing!
Jenkins: What evil thing?
Archie: I was gonna throw the turkey at your stupid face!
(The Christmas turkey is seen flying in the air and hitting Archie in the crotch)
Archie: OW!
Jenkins: Heh, serves you right. Hey, why am I not feeling pain anymore?
Jenkins’ tooth: Finally. The suffering is finally over.
Jenkins’ neighboring tooth: Looks like you’re finally over that stupid pain, huh, wuss?
Jenkins’ tooth: Shut up, man! I was just out of position!
Jenkins: Well, it was totally fun, y’all, but I gotta get to bed. Victory sleep.
Archie: I still hate you by the way.
Jenkins: I hate you too, buddy. See ya on the other side, I guess.
Granddaughter 6: I’m gonna make another game on Roblox!
Granddaughter 7: I’m gonna fake my ID to buy Robux on Roblox!
Mabel: Okay, granddaughters, let’s go home now. And try not to get scammed, okay?
(Everyone starts gathering their things and leaving, except Mabel)
Jenkins: Mabel? Why haven’t you left yet?
Mabel: I wanted to give you… (pulls out a present) this.
Jenkins: A present for me? You shouldn’t have… (he hastily unwraps the present) Pain pills?
Mabel: Yeah, I decided to give you mine since I didn’t need them anymore.
Jenkins: Uh, thanks, but I think my tooth pain is gone.
Mabel: That’s fine, take them. Please. They’re old.
Jenkins: That makes three of us, huh?
(Mabel and Jenkins laugh together as the episode ends)
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