SpongeBob and the Satanic Aids

I was a young lad when I found a SpongeBob VHS Tape in my Garage.
As I went to grab it I noticed it had a strange label on it.
It said "SPONGEBOB AIDS".
This confused me since I didn't remember an episode about SpongeBob getting aids.
Then I remembered that my brother would title his VHS tapes random things so I figured this was just the Suds episode and he titled it this because it was funny.
As I went to put it in the VHS player I noticed a tiny note on the back.
It said "DO NOT WATCH OR YOU WILL GET SATANIC AIDS"
I didn't really care as I figured my brother was just messing with me.
So I put the VHS in the VHS player and it went black for a minute.
I thought to myself "Aw man, the VHS doesn't work anymore!"
I went to get the VHS back until I heard the VHS begin playing a strange scream noise.
I started to get scared.
I almost ran away from the VHS player until I heard the episode start to play
"Thank GOD it finally played! I was about to piss myself!" I said.
The iconic intro began playing but I noticed something was a bit off.
Instead of Painty saying his normal catchphrase, he said-
Painty the Pirate said: Are you ready kids?
The kids said: No.
Then Painty the Pirate got angry and his eyes started bleeding.
Painty then said "THE SATANIC AIDS THE SATANIC AIDS" over and over.
I was trying to take out the VHS but I couldn't it was like it was jammed into the thing.
After a while I smashed my VHS player with a hammer my dad uses to hit my mom.
The VHS Player exploded into smoke.
I sighed in relief as I noticed the episode was no longer playing.
I decided to take a quick nap to ignore all that.
However when I headed upstairs to bed I saw a strange square figure standing there.
I looked a bit closer til' I realized it was SPONGEBOB!!
SpongeBob Chased after me while shouting "YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE PLAYED THAT VHS KID."
I screamed for my mom but she didn't answer because I was an accident.
I screamed for my dad but he didn't answer because he was beating my mom.
I screamed for my brother but he didn't answer because he was fucking our sister.
I screamed for my sister but she didn't answer because she died years ago.
I kept running and running but SpongeBob was too fast and caught me.
SpongeBob then grabbed a shot and infected me with Satanic Aids.
I started to feel strangely horny for my dead sister.
Then I saw her ghost.
I began fucking her ghost intensely.
After I nutted in her, I fell to the ground and blacked out.
Category:Creepypasta
Category:2022
Category:2020s