Fire Phasers!

This was often heard on the Bridge of the Galaxy class Starship USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D), mostly when That Boy was off ship. I'm not saying that they were aiming for him, but clearly they didn't hit him once, explaining Worf's transfer off ship. The promotion he received was only so he'd be qualified enough for Benjamin Lafayette Sisko to go 'Hmmm, I need a Klingon of rank Lieutenant Commander. Damn, that Worf must be good.'