A Temmie Reunion

A Temmie Reunion is the eighth episode of SpongeBob n' Stuff.
== Synopsis ==
When Temmie's family come to visit (who belong to royalty), SpongeBob and Patrick think he'll leave Bikini Bottom for good!
==Transcript==
(the episode begins
in SpongeBob's living room)
SpongeBob: Hey
Patrick?
Patrick: Yeah,
SpongeBob: Wanna
hear a joke?
Patrick: No!
SpongeBob: What do
you mean?
Patrick: We live in
a big wide world and out of everything we can do, you would rather tell a joke?
SpongeBob: You could
say the same for jellyfishing.
Patrick: (pause)
Yeah, I guess so. Could you get me some cereal?
SpongeBob: Sure
buddy! (he goes into the kitchen and speaks off screen) You want Kellogg's or
Kelpy Exclusive?
Patrick: Neither.
SpongeBob: Corn
Flakes or Kelpy Flakes?
Patrick: You have
any Temmie Flakes?
SpongeBob: OK. (he
comes back with a bowl of it)
Patrick: Could I get
a spoon too?
SpongeBob: How could
I forget? Say, what do you think Temmie is doing today?
Patrick: I dunno, we
should send him a text. (he takes out his phone and texts Temmie 'wut r u doin
2day?', we then see the time card 'A Few Hours Later') Oh, look! He finally
replied!
SpongeBob: What did
he say?
Patrick: (reading)_
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(stops) Oh no! He only says that on Thursday!
SpongeBob: Nah, he
just doesn't know how to use a cellphone. (a letter comes through the door) Oh
look, a letter! It's from Temmie!
Patrick: What does
it say?
SpongeBob: (opens it
and begins reading) HOI!!! tem can't play today because my fambily is coming to
visit! we r having a tem reunion! see u soon, tem (stops) Wow! A tem reunion!
That sounds fun! What do you say we stop by for a quick snack?
Patrick: Can I have
my cereal now? (bubble transition to Temmie's house)
Temmie: anyone up 4
some more juice? (doorbell goes) gasp, they r here! SHHHHH! (everyone goes
silent as he answers the door) it's only spongeboob a patweek (everyone sighs
in disappointment)
SpongeBob: Hi
Temmie! We though we might stop by for some punch?
Shopkeeper Temmie:
OKs, but it wil cost u
Temmie: ugh, dis one
is on da house (shopkeeper fetches some punch) hey, do u hav dog residue?
Patrick: What's
that?
Temmie: tem realy
wants dog residue! (doorbell goes) it's them! dis time they r realy here! (he
answers the door and King Tem and Queen Tem enter)
King Tem: Why hello,
son! We've really missed you!
Temmie: papa? mama?
(sweats a tear)
SpongeBob: Temmie,
you didn't tell us you belonged to royalty!
King Tem: Yes, we
are the monarchy of Temopolis.
SpongeBob: Why only
Temopolis?
King Tem: I don't
like talking about it but fish didn't really have an appetite for our species
back in the day. So we concealed ourselves in Temopolis!
SpongeBob: Wow.
Temmie: tem realy
missed mama a papa!
Queen Tem: mama a
papa missed u too!
King Tem: Now, we
wanted to give you something before you left for Bikini Bottom, but we never
had the chance. (pulls out a crown and gives it to Temmie) Here you go, Prince
Temmie.
Temmie: tem thanks u
so much!
King Tem: Now, would
you be a dear and come home with us?
Temmie: tem would
wuv to!
SpongeBob: NOOOO!
NOOOO! YOU CAN'T GO HOME! WHAT ABOUT ALL THE MEMORIES YOU SHARED WITH US? (we
see a flashback in the Krusty Krab)
Temmie: 1 krabby
patty p (the flashback ends)
King Tem: I'm sorry
but Temmie here belongs to royalty and should live in a proper castle.
Patrick: (starts
crying) Bye Temmie, we'll miss you!
Queen Tem: I think
after da party u shud pack straight away so we can leav tonight!
SpongeBob: How about
one last meal at the Krusty Krab? Before you go?
King Tem: Splendid!
Temmie #1: let's go!
Temmie #2: yeah!
(bubble transition to the Krusty Krab which has been taken over by temmies)
Mr. Krabs: I don't
know how you do it SpongeBob! I'm made more money than ever!
Temmie #3: tem get
muns 4 colege
Mr. Krabs: Hands
off! This is my money! (SpongeBob goes over to the royal table)
SpongeBob: How are
you enjoying your meal?
King Tem: It's
delectable!
SpongeBob: You know
you can't get a meal like this back in Temopolis!
King Tem: True, but
you can't live in a castle here either. (SpongeBob facepalms as we cut to them
Jellyfishing)
SpongeBob: How'd you
like this?
Patrick: There's no
jellyfish in Temopolis!
King Tem: But
there's Temmiefish!
Temmie: oh, i like
temmiefishing! (we then cut to them in a clothes shop)
SpongeBob: Clothes
like this are exclusive to Bikini!
King Tem: But
wouldn't you rather wear matching outfits unless you have authority?
Patrick: (comes out
of a changing room dressed like Mr. Krabs) Oi, get back to work! (SpongeBob and
him laugh)
SpongeBob: Can't
find humour like that in Temopolis!
King Tem: Well, it's
better than yours anyway! (we flash back to the beginning of the episode)
Patrick: We live in
a big wide world and out of everything we can do, you would rather tell a joke?
SpongeBob: You could
say the same for jellyfishing.
Patrick: (pause)
Yeah, I guess so. Could you get me some cereal? (flashback ends) Woah. (we see
them in a laundrette)
SpongeBob: Can't
clean your laundry like this in Temopolis!
King Tem: You got me
there, but you can clean it like this! Hit it! (a bunch of hip temmies enter on
skateboards with their laundry, do some stunts and put it in the washing
machine accompanied by a hip-hop backing track)
Patrick: I guess now
you can do that in Bikini Bottom too! (we then see SpongeBob at his computer)
SpongeBob: Maybe
some late-night internet time will cheer me up! (we see the title card: 'One
Episode of SpongeBob's Fanon Wiki later' and we cut to SpongeBob and Patrick
waving goodbye to Temmie)
Patrick: (crying)
Bye buddy!
SpongeBob: (crying
too) We'll miss you!
Temmie: tem wil miss
u too!
King Tem: Right,
let's get on the road.
SpongeBob: Wait!
Before you leave, I wrote a song. Somebody once told me the world was gonna-
Oops, wrong lyrics. (he pulls out a guitar from behind his back Looney-Toons
style and performs 'The Only Tem') I've never been heartbroken as much as I was
today. It doesn't seem that things went my way. So before you leave there's
only one thing I must sa-ay! There's only one Tem for me, for us that's we.
There's only one Tem for me in the whole galaxy. So when I look across land,
even above the sand, I see the memories of that one Tem, the only Tem I see...
Patrick: Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming, fed to the
rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun, your
brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do so much to see, so
what's wrong with taking the back streets. You'll never know if you don't go,
you'll never shine if you don't glow.
SpongeBob: There's
only one Tem for me, for us that's we. There's only one Tem for me in the whole
galaxy. So when I look across land, even above the sand, I see the memories of
that one Tem, the only Tem I see... (pause) There's no moral of this story! (song
ends)
Temmie: (gets teary)
tem do not want to go!
King Tem: Well if
Tennant got over it you can. (Temmie steps out the car) Just because you belong
to royalty doesn't mean we can't discipline you!
Temmie: I'm a grown
man.
King Tem: Screw it,
he's talking in perfect english. That's means he's mad!
Queen Tem: oh no!
Temmie: And wait
just a second, you're not even my parents!
King Tem: What do
you mean?
Temmie: I have you
all figured out, you are none other than my arch-nemesis, (pause) Asgore
Dreemur!
King Tem: How dare
you accuse your own father of such a thing! You're going to your room when we
get home!
Temmie: Who says I'm
going home! (he rips off King Tem's disguise)
Asgore: I thought he
would have fell for the free crown for sure!
Patrick: Wait, if
King Tem is someone else... Then so should be Queen Tem! (Queen Tem rips of her
disguise to reveal Robbie Rotten)
Robbie: Er... I can
explain. (the duo flee)
SpongeBob: My friend is back! (they all run into the
pineapple) Aww! Good old pineapple! It was exactly where it used to be! Aww,
Squidward, isn't this great? He's back forever!
Squidward: (walking
back from Art Class) What the f- (the episode ends before he finishes his
sentence)
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