The Amazing Bacon Hairs

Bacon Hairs are the default appearance for male Roblox characters. Having your Roblox character look like this is of the utmost shame, and most "Bacon hairs" are subjected to ostracization by their premium-accessory-donning Robux-purchasing peers. Bacon hairs are often seen as people who do not have their priorites in order. Rather than spend money on Robux and $19.99 Roblox gift cards at Target, they prefer to spend money on food, water, shelter, and other trivialities. 
The Bacon hair outfit is, unfortunately, not stylish. The hair-model itself looks as if a mop was dipped in baked beans and thrust into a freezer so it would retain its chunky rigidity. The shirt and pants are inoffensive, but drab and characterless. And that's not even bringing into account the sheer inexcusable lack of a tacky glitter fedora or baby dragon on one's shoulder! 
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