A Very Looney Summer Vacation/Transcript

The transcript for A Very Looney Summer Vacation is an script for the the 2013 animated direct-to-DVD film of the same name. The script was written by Jeremey Mozolo and Jared Davidson.
== Transcript ==
*The film starts with Bugs waking up from his hole. He then brushes his teeth, eats his carrot breakfast, and relaxes for a couple of minutes.
*Narrator: Bugs then relaxes in his home for a couple of minutes. He also gets a doorbell from someone. He sure is gonna have a good day!
*Bugs Bunny: It sure is a good day to relax! Even considering that it’s the fifth day of summer vacation!
*Doorbell rings
* Bugs Bunny: I’ll go get it,
*Door opens
* Newspaper Boy: Hello sir! I got you're mail!
* Bugs Bunny: Meh, *eats carrot*, thanks so much doc!
* Newspaper Boy: Also, not trying to be rude or anything, but why are you dressed up as a bunny?
* Bugs Bunny: Personal information doc!
*Closes door
* Bugs Bunny: Okey-Dokie, let’s check the mail! Guy does a random stunt, two boys climbs all the way to the effiel tower, new beach open..wait, new beach open?
*Bugs: Since it IS a little bit hot outside, maybe me, Daffy, and the others should go to the beach!
*Narrator: Bugs wanted to show it to everyone in town since it was a little hot. Boy, they are gonna have fun, fun, fun!
*Bugs then tells his friends about it.
* Bugs Bunny: Are you guys hot?
* All: Yes.
* Bugs: Do you want a place where you aren’t hot?
* Daffy Duck: Duh, of course we do! What kind of stupid questions are those?
*Bugs Bunny: It was a rtheorical question, duh.
*Daffy: Oh, sorry.
*Bugs Bunny: There is a new beach open! Do you wanna go?
*All: YES!
*Bugs: THEN LETS GET MOVING!!!
*3 minutes later...
*Bugs: Finally! We arrived!
*All: Yay!
*Sylvester: Sooo...what do we do?
*Bugs: What ever you wanna do of course!
*Everybody including Bugs then runs to the beach.
*Elmer Fudd: Hoho wabbit, i’m gonna shoot you now!
*Bugs: Uh, Elmer? Could we please do this another time?
*Elmer: Nope!
*Yosemite Sam: Get out of the way, you poopy-trashy ripoff!
*Elmer Fudd: I’m a ripoff? YOU'RE A RIPOFF!
*Yosemite Sam: You're a ripoff! Plus, i was created before you.
*Elmer Fudd: You wanna go bud?!
*Yosemite Sam: OH HECK YEAH!
*While Elmer and Sam fight, Bugs then backs off slowly.
*Lola Bunny: Oh hey Bugs!
*Bugs: Hi Lola!
*Lola: So, i was wondering..do you wanna go hang out with me?
*Bugs: UHHH, maybe another ti-
*Lola: Nah! Another time is stupid. Let’s go right now!
*Bugs: Oh come on!!!
*Daffy: *puts on swimsuit*
*Daffy: Alright boys! Are you ready to see the greatest pool jump of all time?
*Daffy: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and GOOO!
*Narrator: But little did Daffy know, that the pool was closed.
*Llifeguard: *grabs Daffy* Sorry bud, but the pool is closed until further notice.
*Daffy: What, why?!
*Lifeguard: Well, somebodies baby accidentally peed in the lake, and workers are trying to find and get it out. Pretty disgusting huh?
*Daffy: When you say that, it really is disgusting.
*Lifegaurd: Yep. But you can go relax with you're friends if you want.
*Daffy: Well, ok.
*Daffy: *lays down*
*Daffy: Aw man! I can’t even swim in the pool. I wanna prank people with my fake shark head :(
*A ball then gets on Daffy’s stomach.
*Kid: Hey duck, do you wanna play with us?
*Dad: Yeah! I know we only just met, but we may have a fun time together!
*Daffy: Well, ok.
*Sometime later...
*Lola: Bugs, isn’t it fun looking up into the sky, and then the sun?
*Bugs: Yep, really fun.
*Elmer and Sam: *arguing*
*Porky Pig: S-S-SHUT UP!
*Porky: A-A-Alright, w-what’s g-g-going on here?
*Elmer: This guy said i’m a poopy-trashy ripoff! Arrest him!
*Yosemite Sam: That’s because you are a poopy-trashy ripoff you poopy-trashy ripoff!
*Elmer: What the heck did you just say?!
*Porky: A-A-Alright, c-calm down!
*Porky: I used to be called names back in the day. Wow, you should have seen how fat i was in 1935. But soon i realized there is nothing to fight about. So please, be calm my fellow friends. Tell me if something is bothering you.
*Elmer: Did you just...
*Yosemite Sam: talk without stammering on a SINGLE word?
*Porky: H-heck yea i-i did!
*Porky: N-n-now calm down! T-t-try to be friends! O-ok?
*Elmer and Sam: Ok!
*Elmer: Ok, people! We’ll be singing a song!
*Yosemite Sam and Elmer: Baby shark dodododo-
*5 minutes later...
*Elmer: And that is the entire song!
*Sam: Wait, where is everybody?
*Yosemite Sam: I don’t know. But atleast we’re friends!
*Bugs (in background): Yeesh! Even Elmer and Sam being friends is one of the most cursed thing in our universe! Especially with Porky saying five full sentences without stammering! 
*Daffy and the kid are still playing ball.
*Mom: Oh look honey! They’re having fun!
*Dad: I know! We’re such good parents.
*Sylvester Cat: I will get you dumb bird!
*Tweety Bird: Heheh! You probably won’t!
*Sylvester then gets hit by the ball.
*Daffy: Hey Sylvester Buster! You ruined our game!
*Kid: Yeah! You ruined our game! Get out of here you big fat meany!
*Sylvester: Ok, ok! I’ll get out!
*Granny: Oh! It sure is a good day! *Puts out Binoculars* Let’s see what people are doing on this fine day!
*Granny: A man putting on makeup, two boys climbing an Eiffel Tower cake, Sylvester trying to eat Tweety, a baby peeing on a rock..wait...Sylvester eating Tweety?! I gotta save him!
*Sylvester: I got you now dumb bird!
*Tweety: Oh boy. I guess this is the end. Goodbye world, goodbye Granny. I’ll miss you all!
*Granny: Stop right there Sylvester!!!
*Sylvester: OH POOP!
*Granny then hits Sylvester several times with her baseball bat before launching him all the way up into the sky.
*Tweety: Well! Look’s like it’s not the end for me after all.
*Granny: Oh sweetie, are you ok? 
*Tweety: Yes Granny! I’m ok!
*Granny: Say, do you wanna go bake some cookies with me?
*Tweety: Yay! Cookies it is!
*Meanwhile with Bugs and Lola
*Bugs: This is getting boring, i’m going to the pool.
*Lola: Ok, i’ll stay here!
*Lifeguard: Finally! After 3 hours of trying and spraying the pool, we finally got it out! The swimming pool is now available to swim in!
*Daffy: Nah, i’ll stay here.
*Kid: Yay!
*Porky: O-o-ok Porky. Y-you g-g-got this.
*Porky: I-i-i-i just ne-ne-need to jump off th-t-this board to be popular. I-i can do it!
*Porky then jumps off the board and lands in the pool, but it causes a huge tsunami with everybody ok.
*Lifeguard: Well, we got the pee out of the water, but we’re gonna have to get the pool back in the hole.
*Sylvester: But how long will that take!
*Lifeguard: Maybe...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, maybe 6 weeks. 
*Daffy: SIX WEEKS?! That’s like the whole time summer is gonna last for this year!
*Lifeguard: Sorry duck, but you're gonna have to deal with it.
*Porky: J-j-jeez. I d-didn’t k-k-know that my c-c-c-cannonball would be t-that powerful! S-s-sorry guys.
*Daffy: Don’t worry Porky, it’s not you're fault.
*Bugs then gets an notification from his phone.
*Bugs: Hey guys!
*Daffy: What is it, Bugs?
*Bugs: I just got an notification on my phone that a new pool is gonna be opening across the street in two minutes! Wanna come?
*Daffy: Nah, i’m fine. I got a friend that i need to play with.
*Kid: YEES!
*Bugs: Are you sure? The beach has waterslides, popsicles, comfortable chairs, and many more cool things. It may be fun.
*Daffy: Yep, i’m sure.
*Porky: W-w-wait, r-really?
*Bugs: Yep!
*Lola: Then what are you waiting for? Let’s go!
*Everyone (except for Daffy) then leave the beach, ending the movie.
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