Ash tries to play the Internet

Ash tries to play the Internet is the third episode of the third season of the television show Ash's Idiotic Adventures.
== Summary ==
Misty lends not-so innocent bystander Ash a computer to avoid "really bad people". Hilarity ensues: Ash uses it and comes across naughty things on the Internet.
== SCRIPT ==
Ash's Mom: Ash! Misty's on the phone!
Ash runs downstairs into the Rattata infested kitchen and answers the phone
Misty: Ya gotta help me! (pant) I bought this computer and it turns out it actually belongs to these REALLY BAD PEOPLE! They'll be here any minute-OH GOD! "The sound of a car pulling into a driveway comes from Misty's side of the phone" Can I hide the computer at your place??
Ash: Duuuh... Okay!
Misty: Thanks. I'll be right there! In fact I'll just put it outside your door.
Ash:OK and Misty if I don't see you again...I have to tell you something!
Misty: Wha-what is it?...."MISTY'S FACE:<3"
Ash: THE SUN WILL RISE IN A FEW HOURS!!!!!
Misty: (upset because she tought he would ask her out) WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
Ash: I uhhhh.....dont know but its true! "ASH'S FACE: :3"
Misty: YOU'RE A WANK- (gunshot)
Ash: Uggghhhh......Misty? "NO ANSWER"
Ash hangs up the phone and walks outside to find his computer waiting outside for him. He turns it on and opens Google
Ash: Lets go on 4Chan!!
ONE GOOGLE SEARCH LATER
Ash: ...Why is that woman liek that? ...And why is the bear an internet meme?... :0
Ash's Mom: Ash! Dinner!!! If ya dont hurry up your TV DINNER will get cold!
Ash: Gimme a sec- HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Ash's Mom: What now? Did ya swallow your tounge again?
Ash: No! Mommy why is there a naked picture of you on 4Chan?
Ash's Mom: .................. I forbid you to go on to that site again...
Ash does as he's told, exits 4Chan and goes on UnPokemon Wiki.
Ash: Haha! Look at that stupid Ash guy! He's the dumbest person in the whole of the unityverse!
Proff. Oak: Don't you mean universe?
Ash: Oak? What are you doing here?
Oak: I'm here for your mother, is she home?
Ash's Mom: I'm...ugh, oh yeah, upstairs darling
Oak runs up stairs and Ash here's a door bang close and the sound of his mom screaming
Ash: Now that the adults are gone I can go on... YOUTUBE! LOL!
Ash types in Youtube and looks up "You forgot the blueberries"
After LOLing for hours Ash decideds to make a Youtube account and posts Rick Rolls under the names: Kid eats a shark, Lady Gaga kills a pikachu and CoD 2 cheats: How to put Naruto in the game.
Infact all his video's were Rick Rolls, but when Ash gets Rick Roll'd he cries and completely destroys the computer.
Ash: Holy Flying Spagetti Monster! I'll destroyed Mistys computetr!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...........
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