Vaders

In the quiet town of Willow Creek, nestled along the banks of the meandering Riverwood River, there lived an enigmatic figure known to all as Old Man Vaders. His weathered face bore the lines of countless sunrises and storms, and his eyes held secrets that only the river itself could fathom. But what made Old Man Vaders truly intriguing were his peculiar hobbies: fishing, hookers, and weed.
A Veteran in the World of Sports Entertainment and Owner of the Grindrs Dojo where he recruits Young Impressionable talent that he can "groom" into the industry. Vaders is the distant cousin of Pat Patterson and a good friend of Vince McMahon. He was formerly married to Mae Young who he divorced after walking in on her having a threesome with "The Worlds Biggest Love Machine" Viscera and "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry behind a dumpster at a Smackdown taping in the cold winter of '99. Devasted he built a bond with Mae's best friend the Fabolous Moolah, who he shared commonwealth interests with such as fishing and wrestling, having found love & happiness once again he eventually remarried until her untimely demise. Single once again after her "mysterious" disappareance at sea, he was struck with a reborn passion to step into the squared circle and roll around the ring with young upcoming talent such as Kento Meowahara, Ziggy, HJF as well as seasoned vets such as Dingdongdiddly.
At the start of the 2024 New Year, Vader's was tasked by Krossfaded with eliminating the hyperspermia curse that Blazed Brak had placed upon the CPW locker room so that CPW could resume it's full time operation. Vaders having dabbled in the dark arts taught to him by his witch wives when he wasn't out fishing told Kross that he could take care of the situation in exchange for tilapia. Kross obliged and the 1st thing he required was for every member of the CPW roster to provide him with their "spirit energy" by charging the Jo Crystals they would receive. After every crystal was charged it gave Vader's the energy required to pulled off a technique similar to dragon ball's evil containment wave and would force all the hyperspermia fluids leaked throughout the building into a single pet fish that he would discard into the San Diego Sea. This pet fish would eventually evolve into the creature known as CuM Punk, the biological son of Blazed Brak and Vaders as a result of infusing Braks contagious STD into his pet fish. 
Finishers:
Shipwreck
Signatures:
Fisherman Suplex
Booty Heist
Championships/Accomplishments:
Nobel Prize in Shaman Medicine (presented by Papa Shango)
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