The Chosen People

Well, when Moses was on earth back then he was given the Ten Commandments, but he was not told actually what he should do with them.
He took them to England and confronted a man and asked, “Would You
Like A Commandment?”
The man replied, “What’s A Commandment?”
Moses took a tablet and read, “Thou Shalt Not Steal!”
The man replied, “Go away, we don’t want any of that here!”
Moses went to America and confronted a man with the same question,
“Would You Like A Commandment?”
The man replied, “What’s A Commandment?”
Moses took a tablet and read, “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery!”
The man replied, “Go away, we don’t want any of that here!”
And so Moses went on his way around the world always getting the
same response until he arrived in Jerusalem.
Moses confronted a Jew with the same question, “Would You Like A
Commandment?”
The Jew replied, “How Much Are They?”
Moses replied, “Well….They’re Free!”
The Jew replied, “THEN I’LL TAKE TEN!”
Category:Religious Humor