Welcome to Camp Maskquoia! Transcript

The episode starts with gusenista’s parents dropping him off
Gusenista:*He walks in through the entrance a little nervous* Well this is it… Camp maskqouia
he gets in and is nervous
Gusenista: to himself God this is gonna be a disaster already….I wont know anybody here!
Smore comes in
S’more: Hey there!
Gusenitsa:Oh Hi
S’more: You must be the new kid! G…gunstia?
Gusenitsa:Gusenitsa
S’more: well hi gusenista! Call me S’more,I am the camp counselor for your group! 
Gusenista: Hey
S’more:This is a very fun camp..you are gonna love it here!
Gusenista:I’m nervous but also excited! But I wont know anybody
S’more:let me show you to your dorm room,you will have a roommate
Gusenista:alright!
we cut to the hall
S’more: You will be staying in room 8663!
Gusenitsa:alright
s’more opens the door
S’more:Champignon! I got your roommate!
Champignon:Yayyyy! 
he goes over
Champignon:hewo thewe I am champignon,youwe new Woommate!
Gusenitsa:Oh hi,I’m gusenitsa!
Champignon:sowwy if my voice sounds weiwed I have a speech imparlament
S’more:he means speech impediment
Champ:Gesundheit 
S’more:I’ll let you both unpack your things and get settled
Gusenista:How many years have you been coming here champignon?
Champignon: 4 yeawes! Its a very fun pwace!
Gusenista:i hope the other people here are nice
Champignon:Almost evewybody is nice! Howevew some peoples are meanies
Gusenitsa: whos mean?
Champignon:Luwji mewia is a spoiled wich kid…she isnt the pwobwem though…the person you must watch out fowe is gwaffiti!
Gusenista:Graffiti? 
Champignon:He’s a bully! He beats innocent kids up,vandalizes stuff and is an ovewall bad meanie weanie! I’m his pwime tawget for… gulp being beaten up
Gusenitsa:Lets hope he doesnt beat any of us up
Champignon:We can only hope….Cmon! Alot of others are in the lounge
they get to the lounge,Lurji melia is there filing her nails while space fairy and knitting are  talking
Champignon:Hewo evewybody!
Lurji melia: sees gusenitsa and scoffs who let this vile vermin in here?!
Gusenista:Vile vermin?
Lurji melia: insects are unsanitary and disgusting
Champignon:Dont wowwy she insults evewyone like dat
Knitting:heyyyyyyy:)
Gusenista:Hi…ball of yarn?
Knitting:i’m knitting! Nice to meet you…Worm?
Gusenitsa:I’m gusenista!
Knitting:do you want a hug?
Gusenitsa: well i dont know if i-
Knitting:*Hugs gusenitsa anyways* you feel nice
Champignon:Knitting is a hugger…she is vewy sweet though
Knitting:I love to snuggle and cuddle!:3
Space fairy comes in
Space fairy:Greetings multi armed earth creature
Gusenista: earth creature? Are you an alien? Where are you from
Space fairy:Mars. I am space fairy…I am an extraterrestrial but dont be alarmed I mean no harm to any earth creatures
Gusenitsa:so you are a nice alien
Space:Precisely!
Gornostay walks in
Gornostay:Gusenitsa? Is that you?
Gusenitsa:gornostay? What are you doing here?
Champignon:You know her?
Gornostay:We competed on maska together,I got 7th he got 5th
Gusenitsa:*he blushed a bit* yea…
Knitting:I got 7th too:3
Lurji Melia: Pish Posh! You uncultured swines dont know talent if it hit you in the posterior! I infact got second place!
Champignon: I got second too!
Space fairy: 9th place for me
a mysterious voice says*: *squawks I won my season
Gusenitsa:Who said that?
Schuhsnabel:*appears* Me.
Knitting:thats shuhsnabel…hes a mystery
Champignon:some peoples say hes a wizarwed
Space fairy:some other earth organisms think he is an alien
Lurji melia:Pish Posh! Hes just an emo bird with no friends
Schuhsnbael:*he vanishes*
suddenly graffiti walks in
Graffiti:Hello…Pathetic fuckers
Champignon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knitting:bestie calm down calm down…its gonna be ok its gonna be ok Snuggles champignon
Champignon:*sighs in relief*
Graffiti: Looks like we got a new kid here
Gusenitsa: Please…don’t hurt me…i didnt do any harm!
Graffiti:*he chuckles* one thing you need to know..is i rule this place…i am the top dog…or paint can…AND NOBODY MESSES WITH ME OR GETS IN MY WAY!!! You understand
Gusenitsa:i….I understand
Graffiti:if you disobey..you will feel my hands…around your neck….ready to SNAP IT!!!!
Graffiti: Dont mess with me new kid… 
He leaves
Gornostay:bestie dont let him get in the way…he acts like that to everyone
Knitting:Hes never gotten in trouble for his mean actions!
Magiska boken: what are you guys talking about?
Knitting:Graffiti
Magiska boken: GAH! He stole my dungeons and dragons game!
Knitting: He beat up bestie champignon and me:(
Lurji melia: that degenerate spraypainted my favorite dress brown!
Gornostay: He tore up my favorite kimono:(
Space fairy: and till this day the counselors never have busted him…they always blame it on somebody else!
Knitting:they thought i ruined lurjis dress:(
Gusenista: so.. he has hurt everybody in at least 1 way?
Magiska Boken: I recommend you watch out caterpillar
Gusenista: Gusenitsa is my name…caterpiller is my twin brother
Magiska Boken: He will do something to you…something bad
Gusenista:Oh god this wont end well…
Champignon:dont wowwy…we will protect you
Gornostay: yea we will help smiles
Gusenitsa: He smiles and blushes a bit
S’mores: Alright guys its bedtime! Everybody to their dorms
we cut to gusenista and champignons dorm
Champignon:I never knew you knew gornostay befowe camp
Gusenista:I didnt think she went here…shes very sweet
Champignon:Do you want to be her boyfwend?
Gusenista: blushes HARD I…ummmm no we just are friends
Gusenitsa: I hope graffiti doesnt hurt her again…
Champignon:Dont worry about gwaffiti…dont go near him and youll be fine
Gusenista:besides graffiti and lurji who are mean…everybody is nice here
Champignon:I think we will be best fwends
Gusenitsa: I think so too…anyways I have to sleep
Champignon:Goodnight woommate
Gusenista:Goodnight roommate
the story ends
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