Big Brother - Wikia Edition - Shit Hits The Fan

Big Brother - Wikia Edition - Shit Hits The Fan is the fourth episode of Big Brother 2016. It was released on the 30th of August.
== PART 1 ==
Chanel : We are resuming after Fearless was evicted because that bitch does not deserve anymore screen time
7:53 in the Big Brother house, Bone Hilda is cooking breakfast with Criminal
Criminal : So Bone Hilda , why did you join the show
Bone Hilda : Me cook for people , you lazy bitches wouldn't be able to have food without me
Criminal : Oh right
Mandy enters the living room looking like a bitch who did meth
Mandy : Uh
Criminal : You look terrible
Mandy : I feel terrible
Criminal : Right um maybe cocaine will help
Criminal shoves a shit ton of cocaine in Mandy's nose
Mandy : I feel a lot better now , thanks
Criminal : You should do, that was my last fucking stash of cocaine
Claire : I wonder who is getting evicted tonight
Bone Hilda : Where the fuck did you come from
9:34 everyone is awake and is waiting in the couch
THE HOUSE : I have called you here because one of you is being evicted
Nanette : What the fuck
THE HOUSE : The crowd has decided and they chose to get rid of
Tom : ...
Chelsea : ...
Mandy : I gave you meth , dont choose me
THE HOUSE : Claire , Claire you have lost your place in the big brother house , please say your goodbyes
Bela : What the fuck this shit is rigged
Tom : Claire why no what the fuck
Claire : It's fine guys , shit happens
Criminal : Goodbye , I love you
Bela : You were a good player
THE HOUSE : Get the fuck out of the house mate you bee in here long enough
Claire walks up the stairs and leaves the house
Angela : My name is Angela hey hello
Nanette : What the fuck
THE HOUSE : Apparently someone called Fearless Diva hacked the system and made Claire get evicted but we are not returning that bitch, have a nice day.
== PART 2 ==
THE HOUSE : eight secrets are hidden around the house , you must find all the secrets , if you find a secret you must run to the garden and give the secret to whoever you think the secret is about , Then they will tell you if it's wrong or right if its right you get a point if its wrong you get nothing , GO
Bela finds two secrets straight away
Bela : Sucked a dogs dick umm , Tom
Tom : Correct
Bela : Fingered herself on stream , Nanette
Nanette : What the fuck it was Angela
Angela : True
THE HOUSE : Bela has one point
Steph finds one secret and runs to the garden
Steph : Ate a human
Steph : Umm Nanette
Nanette : SHE JUST FELL IN MY MOUTH BY ACCIDENT
THE HOUSE : Steph has one point
So far there is 5 secrets left in the house Sister has two and Angelle has two
Angelle : THERES THE LAST SECRET
Sister lunges at Angelle and grabs the last secret
Sister runs to the garden
Sister : Is actually a killer , Um Criminal
Criminal : May have killed a couple bitches before
Sister : Was maid born 10000 years ago , Bone Hilda
Bone Hilda : Obv
Sister : Owns a meth lab , Mandy
Mandy : Yas, bitch, werk
THE HOUSE : Congratulations Sister Whore Sassy you win the challenge
THE HOUSE : This means , Red Cougar you have lost your place in the big brother house
Red Cougar gets up and runs out the house
Red Cougar : I'M COMING FOR YOU KITTY
== PART 3 ==
23:00 in the Big Brother house , everyone is ready for the eviction
Chanel : House this is fucking Chanel here and one of you bitches is leaving
Chanel : In no random order , Tom and Sister Whore Sassy you are safe
Tom high fives Sister
Chanel : Angela and Bone Hilda , you are safe,
Angela : Bye Nanette
Nanette : Shut up bitch
Chanel : Criminal and Mandy , you are safe
Chanel : That means Nanette and Chelsea , one of you is going
Nanette : Goodbye Chelsea
Chelsea : ...
Chanel : ...
Chanel : Nanette you have lost your place in the Big Brother house , now fuck off Chanel Wannabe
Chelsea : Get rekted bitch , you stupid fake ass french bitch
Nanette : This cannot be
Nanette runs out crying like a bitch
Criminal : Pathetic bitches these day
Tom : IVE BEEN SO SEX DEPRIVED HELP ME
Chanel : Okay Tom , Welcome back an old bitch
Douche Hottie walks down the stairs
Douche : Let's fuck right now Tom
Tom : UGH YESSSSSCategory:Shows by "The Criminal"
Category:Episodes of "Big Brother"