Allon's Crib

Space Tree becomes the new president of Space, and Allon gets a new home.
== Transcript ==
(open to where we left off last episode)
TARBOB: Could you repeat what you just said? I wasn't really paying attention.
SPACE TREE: I, Freely McWheely, am the Space President!
(enter Wayne)
WAYNE: Wait a minute, you're not the Space President at all! And you're defiantly not Freely McWheely!
SPACE TREE: What do you know, you're probably a terrorist.
(Wayne tears off the "FMc" sign on Space Tree)
WAYNE: You're that tree from space! Tell me your name so I can add it to the list of people I'm going to kill! (pulls out a pad of paper and a pencil)
SPACE TREE: Ugh... fine. My name is, uh... Meelord Marone.
WAYNE: All right, then, hold on while I write that down... (mumbles as he writes) All right, then, prepare to-
(Space Tree is gone)
WAYNE: Oh. He's a clever one. But watch your back, Meelord Marone, because you are gonna pay!
TARBOB: I'm getting a boner just thinking about it!
WAYNE: Stop saying that!
TARBOB: I'm just tellin' it like it is, dawg. Back to you, Tarmex.
(cut to Channel K Newsroom)
TARMEX: Thanks, Bob. Well, that was the scene today at the Space President's office. I don't really know what was going on there, but it looked totally retarded. Back to you, Forescore.
(Cut to Zombie Action Patrol Newsroom)
FORESCORE JONES: Thanks, you four-eyed son of a bitch. Well, it looks like there were no zombies at that location, so if you'll excuse me, I have to go and kill my informant. Back to you, Commander.
(cut to Space Tree's newsroom- er, ship)
COMMANDER: Thanks, Forescore. Well, me, Space Tree and Allon all just got back to Space Tree's ship, so what are we going to do now, Space Tree?
SPACE TREE: Who were you just talking to?
COMMANDER: Don't avoid the question!
SPACE TREE: Er, well, I guess we'll just go back to what we were doing before this all started.
COMMANDER: Well, what was that? I mean, seems like months ago.
SPACE TREE: It's only been three hours.
ALLON: Well, I guess I'll go back to the PinkFrosting88-mobile.
SPACE TREE: You're still here?
(cut to the exterior, then interior of PinkFrosting88's stolen ship)
ALLON: (walking in) Hey everyone, I'm back.
MEE: (leaning in) You've been replaced, go away. (leans out again)
ALLON: Replaced? Who could possibly replace me?
REGINALD: (appearing from left and hovering very close to Allon) I could, you little bitch. Stop invading my personal space! (he grows legs and walks off backwards)
ALLON: Well, I'm back now, so why don't you just fire this guy?
PINKFROSTING88: (leaning in) Well, that wouldn't really be fair Allon, I mean he has been doing a good job.
ALLON: You all don't need to keep leaning in, I can hear you.
(PinkFrosting88 leans out again. Cut to the kitchen, where Mee, PinkFrosting88 and Reginald (no longer with legs) are around a table with the item previously stolen from the Captain's Club, in front of a microwave and blender.)
PINKFROSTING88: Well, you see, Reginald here applied for the job while you were gone, and he's already proved himself to be Employee of the Year. I mean, he has super powers. (leaning in to Allon again) Do you have super powers, Allon?
ALLON: Do you?
PINKFROSTING88: That's unimportant. (leans back to the kitchen scene) You see, Reginald is too valuable to our trio. Plus, he finally named us.
REGINALD: That's right. Say hello to The Reginalds. ('The Reginalds' appears on screen)
ALLON: (cut back to the doorway) What the hell? How come you're named after him?
REGINALD: (flying up to Allon's face) Hey, nobody wants to hear your dumb-ass opinion. You don't even work here.
PINKFROSTING88: (cut to the kitchen) He's right, Allon, and for what it's worth, I'm sorry.
MEE: I'm not sorry.
REGINALD: (floats in from top) Neither am I.
ALLON: (cut back to the doorway) Well, if you ever need a fourth guy for your trio, just, er-
PINKFROSTING88: (interrupting) Sure, yeah, we'll definitely let you know.
MEE: We won't really.
REGINALD: I already erased your name from our Rolodex.
MEE: Now get off our ship, Alvin, we're busy!
REGINALD: (flying in to Allon) And if you ever invade The Reginalds' turf again, you can kiss my blue ass, yeah! (turns around, causing Allon to lean away)
(cut to the exterior of the Space Captains' Club, where Space Tree's ship is nearby)
ANNOUNCER: Meanwhile, at the Space Captains' Club...
(cut to the inside of the Club, where the Christophers are talking to Space Tree; Christopher 2 has a red bandage)
CHRISTOPHER 1: While you were gone, we bought the Club back, because we lost our fortune playing Russian Roulette, and there was a loophole in the contract.
SPACE TREE: That explains everything!
(cut to the outside, then the inside, of Space Tree's ship.)
SPACE TREE: Well, we're back on the ship.
COMMANDER: Yep. So what are we gunna do now?
SPACE TREE: (Holds up 'Teaching for Trees?' book) Well, I have been reading this book on teaching, so maybe we could give that class another shot.
COMMANDER: What a coincidence. I've been reading this book on learning! (Holds up book 'This book has a Comical Title')
ALLON: Yeah, lets get back to class! Also I need to live here now... I can pay 2 months rent in advance.
SPACE TREE: Welcome aboard, Allon! But you'll have to sleep in the air ducts.
ALLON: Cool! It'll be like a fun adventure!
(Cut to the air ducts. Allon is sitting at the table across from the alien.)
ALLON: Do you want some jam? (Holds up jar of jam.)
ALIEN: I like to eat children. While they're asleep.
ALLON: ... I like nacho cheese flavored chips.
== Easter Eggs ==
* When Tarbob says "I'm getting a boner just thinking about it!", there is a caps lock key at the bottom on the three-wheeled-platform he sits on.
** This caps lock key can also be seen in Harassin' Assassin and Kill or Kick.
* Click on "except for this one scene" at the end to see a scene about Mee.
** Cut to PF88 mobile. REGINALD: Hey Marone, some mail arrived for you. MEE: Huh, it must be from one of my fans. (Reading from the letter) "Dear Meelord Marone: Here is a "bamb" for you. Love, Wayne." OK, who's Wayne and what the hell is a bamb? Bambi... (He imagines a deer.) Oh, he must have meant a bomb! (Holds up said bomb.) Huh, the O kind of looked like an A. (Points to the note.) Well, in that case, that was pretty nice - BAMMM!! (The bomb explodes.)
== Fun Facts ==
* This is the second time the Alien guy has said something other than "Probably".
* The "Meanwhile, at the Space Captain's Club..." line is spoken and is shown on screen for some reason. This same type of joke was made in the Stabby McGee episode "Stabby's Revenge", only there it was "The following night, at the reunion...".
* This is the first episode Mee appears in where we never see or hear him use one of his portals.
* Space Tree's book on teaching is in the style of the "For Dummies" books
** it reads:
 Teaching for Trees
 Ha Ha Ha (in a speech bubble)
 "I want nothing to do with this book."
 - Freely McWheely
* With 12 speaking characters, this episode has had the most speaking characters in it to date.
* The Commander's book says: "This book has a Comical Title", with his picture on it.
* This marks the end to the (long) first story arc from Space Plans.
* Near the end, in the .swf file, Allon can be seen upside-down on the left.
== References ==
* The Commander saying "it seems like months ago" since before the Space Prez incident refers to the fact that the "Reginalds-Space Prez" arc started back in June (Frame Game) and wasn't concluded until September.
* Wayne writing down Space Tree's name on his list is from the Xmas Story episode of Futurama, where the robotic Santa adds one of Benders naughty deeds to his list in the exact same way: Bender: What? Me? I didn't do nothing. You're thinking of the kid. [He points at Tinny Tim.] Santa: My God, Bender! Framing an orphan? That's so naughty I'll have to add it to my list right now. (He pulls a list out and starts writing.) Framing... I-N-G... [The robots, Fry and Leela run away.] ... an...
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