Scenes You Wanted To See

* See also Alternate Alternates ( Now that we have Parallel Universes if not just Splicer Delusions )
* See also INFINITE-BS_REDO
* See also Humor
Also : Things You Wanted To Hear Characters Say
CHECK HUMOR and the many pictures pages
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Imagine if the game actually had the Player have to Protect Elizabeth, and guide her actively to keep her safe ?
A whole lot more GAME OVER scenes then. Might have given the Player more Challenge in all those simple SHOOT THEM ALL situations - To have to consider placement of Lizzy ( and have it be more than JUST LEAVE HER AT THE ENTRANCE DOOR ). Then again, it might get tedious with the bullet storms from so many enemies at once from so many angles. You constantly blunder into more along the winding paths ( with so few alternate path options along the way ). Having to leave her 'back a ways' and then later returning to fetch her - over and over ( game might figure when the fire fight is over ) ... But there could be fewer opportunities for her to speak and make comments at you.
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Burial At Sea - Scene You Didn't ( But Wanted To ) See :
Elizabeth cranks up 'The Heat' instantly to full ("Broil"), and you hear the flames roar and Sally shriek. And then you hear Booker making a comment about thinking he's smelling roast pork. Unfortunately Sally, while suffering searing pain, went down the wrong vent tube path and is pressed up against one of the (now existing) locked 'grills' on the Vents, and the Sally which Elizabeth is so obsessed about saving becomes a smoking charred corpse. 
One wonders why such intense heat would be needed in a heating system that is supposed to blow only hot air and only of a moderate amount. Better is to assume temperature NEVER is to be more than that of the geothermal hot water brought from Hephaestus -- as any burning of fuel uses up oxygen which then required "renewed air" to be brought from the Farm districts. 
Even moderate heat in those Vents ( nice hot metal and blasts of sweltering air ) would normally be most uncomfortable. This begs the question of how they were ever used by Little Sisters, and still remain operational ? 
Logical Answer : The "Vents" were actually the Air system's 'Return' Vents - Not Heater or Fresh Air blowing vents. The Air Heating would be via water Heat Exchangers (hot water radiators), or Electric Resistance Heating (glowing wire grid) located nearest the point of use"Vents" were actually the Air system's 'Return' Vents ::: otherwise is Typical Writer Ignorance - So many people haven't a clue really how the Thermostat in their house works, nor the details of large heating systems. Thus we get Little Sisters crawling thru Air Vents in the game..
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A Scene That Might Have Been (The Shooting Scene) : 
Sofia Lamb : "Place it Against your Head" ( Note his ears are full of yellow goop ... ) :
Delta with his helmet off, and the yellow pressurizing fluid leaking down his suit and onto the floor, hears a garbled "Place it against zzz... head" 
( Delta does exactly what he THOUGHT he heard commanded of him, SO : quickly moves ('Fast as a Bunny') and presses the Luger against Sofia's head, and then by reflex shoots Sofia - Who's face right then would be priceless in her surprise ... ) 
BANG ... 
And Sofia Lamb's crazy murderous delusions cease to afflict Rapture from that point on.
Delta Shoots/Drills all the other Splicers, and the Little Eleanor starts 'Gathering' from all of them.
The Two then 'head back' to the Party ... ( "Cake, Mr B !!!" )
Employing the Butterfly Effect for the Story, Ryan has one less distraction and intercepts Atlas before he can carry out the Kashmir Attack, and Rapture never falls.
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Scenes We Would Like to See ( with action options more than the obvious lame canned offerings ) :
Booker with Ball # 77, sticks it in his pocket, starts whistling, and walks away ( before the Raffle begins ).
Maybe he 'brains' one of the Luteces with it later, and takes off with Elizabeth for Paris ...)
The Luteces ( scene with their scoreboard) gives Booker the coin to flip, and he, thinking they are mocking his disastrous gambling habit, throws it with his inhuman strength ( like the ape-strength he needs to jump and catch onto those Skyline things ) and it splits Robert Lutece's head open ( and maybe then he grabs Rosalind, picks her up, and throws her 'over the side' ... ) :
* Press 'K' To Kill Robert With The Skyhook*
* Press 'T' To Tell the Luteces to Go F@%^ Themselves*
* Press 'Fire' Key to Open Fire On The Two Meddlers*
* Press 'W' to Wakeup from the Toothache-medicine-induced Fever Dream, which the whole stupid thing was ...
Suddenly the game has many more interesting situational results - More than just those common bloodbath via gun moments ( Yes, they all have to be 'canned' and choreographed for all the many points in the game, but that's becoming easier these days AND the Player would explore EVERY ONE OF THEM to see what funny thing happens ).
Booker takes his rag & can of Chloroform with him to get Elizabeth. But then, he also knows how to use a Blackjack/Sap ... The burlap sack didn't quite fit in the box the Luteces gave him.
There happens to be watchers observing Elizabeth when Booker drops in. Hilarity results as he is captured and a lynch mob forms ( organized by Comstock ) to take care of 'The False Shepherd'. Perhaps there is a little gratuitous Trans-Orbital Lobotomy first ?? Disturbing 'inside head' sequence of Booker's brains being scrambled. ( Remember that The Luteces have ALOT of 'chalk marks' on their coin flip result counting board ... )
* Press 'B' for the Battle Tear to pull through a Rampaging Big Daddy
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That Sky-Hook thing I suppose has magical Quantumz technology in it ( the easy excuse/crutch for doing anything they wanted ). So shouldn't it serve as a 'god' killing weapon ? A Scene we might want to see : the Luteces being treated to the 'Big Hook' treatment, as so many unfortunate Columbia inhabitants got from Booker ? ( Sounds like an amusing mini-game for the MMORPG - "Lutece Revenge" ).
It takes more than one blood-spurting/bone-crunching WHACK to kill a ghostly demi-god ... ( Slo-Mo - Cuz it is always over 'just too fast' ).
You see new 'Moves' like the backhand swing which knocks teeth out of Rosalind's mouth, and a upswing return that clouts Robert in the crotch ....
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It is not Creepy TIL You Open the Box :
Not to be outdone, Lutece came up with her "Thought Experiment" employing 'a Rabbit in a Box''Rabbit in Box' would be a takeoff of Schrodinger's 'Cat in a Box' - endlessly invoked as a illustration of Quantum whatever ... ( and Sander Cohen saw it through a Tear as a child, and was impressed or had exposure to the 'Tear' ( or even him being 'Put in the Box' ) which sowed the seeds of his late sociopathy and insane obsession ) ...
Imagine the scene sequence of 'Little Sander' opening the box and his face being spattered with rabbit guts and blood, and then him running screaming into the house and running into a white mannequin, which falls over onto him ...
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A Good Scene in Infinite BS - The Explosive Projector :
Not a weapon, but a nice (tactic) - targeted as the highly flammable film (Nitro-Cellulose) used within devices ( Projectors and possibly the Kinetoscopes, Cameras ) virtually exploded ( Theater projection Booths at the time were lined with sheet metal because of the constant threat of fires ).
Daisy Fitzroy's image projected on that wall - Shoot the projector and see the flames erupt and the guy cranking it run out, a human torch ... ( NOW THAT'S A GOOD PRE-CANNED VIGNETTE WE SHOULDA HAD HUNDREDS MORE OF ).
SO the film projector is (ludicrously) on a balloon ? See it catch fire ( What's powering it ? That aught to be good to make it a virtual flying bomb anyway ), go careening about, spreading fire upon all those nice wooden buildings/features.
( Games are so much more fun when actually loaded with such amusing Vignettes ... )
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 Oh, what a World , What a World ...
Eleanor throws a bucket of water onto Sofia Lamb, who bursts into flame, and screams "I'm Melting ..." Scene in the 1939 "Wizard of Oz" movie. ( and Oops, why was there a bucket of strong Sulfuric Acid there at that particular moment ?? Or was it a bucket of powerful enzymatic solvent that a lackey had brought by mistake ? )
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BOOKER CATCH !!!
A huge chunk of something is hurled at the Players face, followed by a 'splash of blood' animation, and a scream from Booker ( and a blinking looking at knees/dizziness HUD effect ) ... Elizabeth had problems with her timing (and aim) ...
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MORE :
Sander Cohen Prancing Triumphantly Down That Fort Frolic Stairs To Acclaim ( His "Quadtych" finished ), and he trips and tumbles down the stairs ( and then lays there in a heap, unconscious, OR is dead - neck broken ).
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EPIC - Booker and Elizabeth run into their Evil Twins ...
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Scene we shoulda seen was : Booker crushing Comstock's skull with The Wrench - with cool 'splashes of blood and brains', AND really nice crunch sound effects ...
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More Reasonable : Delta's "Choice" :
YOU as Delta, at the end of the game, 'Getting your Hands on' Sofia Lamb - YOU now have the Choosing whether to kill her or not.
Similar : When you are in *Little-Sister-Mode*, and you are behind Sofia Lamb sitting there busy at her desk, and YOU have that sharp ADAM Extraction Tool, Choice of : Whether to thrust it into the back of Sophia Lamb's skull ( We could even make a Mini-Game of this - and once Sofia is down convulsing, using the Little Sisters Monkey Strength to 'Finish ole Sofia off' ... )
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Lady Comstock's Ghost is a CLOWN
As are all her minions. Exploding Confetti shrapnel, and Kickboxing with those huge feet, flamethrower seltzerbottles ...
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Run Away Quick Lizzy ....
Bathyspheres Cut Into By Insanely Violent Super-Strong Splicers Just Don't Work Any More.
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