School (Mr. Men Show episode)/Transcript

Narrator: Today is School day in Dillydale, but today is “Do Your Own Thing” day. 
Teacher: Okay class, can you guess what day it is today,
Mr. Devious: Let me Think, Behavior Card Day? 
Teacher: No. 
Mr. Grumpy: Um, Someone’s Birthday. 
Teacher: No, Today is “Do Your Own Thing Day”, and this day was requested by Little Miss Sunshine. 
Mr, Grumpy: Okay, but what does “Do Your Own Thing Day” mean? 
Teacher: A day were you can do your own things. 
Mr. Grumpy: Okay. 
Little Miss Splendid: Do You mind if I relax in a bathtub. 
Teacher: Sure. 
Mr. Noisy: I want to go to the music room. 
Teacher: Okay. 
Little Miss Daredevil: I want to make Mr. Bump, Little Miss Whoops and Mr. Devious spin on spinning chairs. 
Teacher: Okay, To what music? 
Little Miss Daredevil: Running In The 90s and You Spin My Head Right Round. 
Teacher: Alright Then, Just make sure that the chair doesn’t break. 
Little Miss Daredevil: I Won’t.
Mr. Quiet: I want to go to the library with Little Miss Shy just for some Peace and Quiet. 
Teacher: Alright. 
Little Miss Calamity: Okay Teacher, I’m here. (Steps on a lego) OOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Teacher: What’s Wrong? 
Little Miss Calamity: I stepped on a lego. (Sobs) 
Teacher: Aw, Don’t cry. Can someone please get me a bandage for her foot. 
Mr. Grumpy: What happened? 
Teacher: She stepped on a lego. 
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, That’s gotta hurt. 
(Later that day) 
Little Miss Daredevil: Alright, Mr. Bump, Little Miss Whoops and Mr. Devious, are you ready to get spun until you get dizzy? 
Little Miss Whoops: Yes. 
Little Miss Daredevil: Alright then, let’s get this started. 
(The camera cuts to Little Miss Splendid having her relaxing bath) 
Little Miss Splendid: Peace at last.
Mr. Devious: Can You stop spinning us now, we’re getting dizzy. 
Little Miss Daredevil: Wait till the song’s over. 
(Later) 
Mr. Uppity: Can you please stop spinning them, they’re getting dizzy. 
Little Miss Daredevil: Okay Okay! 
Mr. Uppity: By The Way, have you seen a cheeky blue Tank Engine with the number 1 painted on his side? 
Mr. Devious: I Have, his name is Thomas. 
Little Miss Daredevil: Did You Know that i used to watch Thomas the Tank Engine when i was a child. 
Mr. Devious: Really? 
Little Miss Daredevil: Yeah.
Mr. Greedy: I’m hungry, when is lunch? 
Teacher: Later.
Mr. Greedy: Okay.
(Later when it was lunch) 
Mr. Devious: Where’s my Lunchbox? (He sees Little Miss Magic with her wand) I swear to god, Miss Magic, if you turn me into a pack of Laughing Powder, I’m gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt! 
Little Miss Magic: (Turns Mr. Devious into the pack of Laughing Powder)
Mr. Rude: (Gasps) What the hell did she do to you? 
Mr. Devious: She turned me into a pack of Laughing Powder. I want you to punish her immediately. 
Mr. Rude: I had it with you! For your punishment for turning Mr. Devious into a pack of Laughing Powder. I’m gonna shove this down your throat. (Mr. Rude shoves some Laughing Powder down Little Miss Magic’s throat) 
Little Miss Magic: (Giggling, but 25 seconds later, she bursts out laughing) 
Little Miss Splendid: What is so funny? Stop laughing, it’s not funny. 
Mr. Devious: Yum!
Little Miss Naughty: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones that they have at Krusty Burger. 
Mr. Uppity: Oh Ho Ho No! Patented Mr. Uppity Burgers, Old family recipe.
Little Miss Naughty: For Steamed Hams? 
Mr. Uppity: Yes.
Little Miss Naughty: Yes, and you call them “Steamed Hams” Despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. 
Mr. Devious: Are you copying the Steamed Hams episode from The Simpsons? 
Little Miss Naughty: Yes. 
Little Miss Whoops: Don’t you mean “22 Short Films About Springfield”? 
Mr. Devious: Yeah, That One. 
(In Mr. Devious’ Mind)
Sir Topham Hatt: No crash means no Poop! 
Duncan: No polish means no problems. 
Micheal Angelis: Duncan muttered to himself, He’s a c-nt, Isn’t He? 
(Camera cuts to the teacher)
Teacher: What are you thinking about, Mr. Devious? 
Mr. Devious: Um, Nothing! 
Teacher: Oh Okay. 
(At the end of the day…) 
Teacher: Alright guys, time to go home. 
Mr. Devious: Yes, Finally! It was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything. 
(The End)
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