Jek-14 vs. Alien vs. Unikitty

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Invizable: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Glorious Fighting Pyramid!
Sir Fangar: Stop stealing my gloooooorious style!
Amset-Ra: Yeah, Vizzie. Cut it out.
Invizable: (I haven't been called that in a long time.) In the Red Corner is my favorite Sith clone, Jek-14!
Jek-14: I am ready to fight… FOR PETE'S SAKE!
Invizable: Who's Pete?
Jek-14: No idea.
Invizable: In the Green Corner is the appropiately green Alien!
Alien: Uh… What do I do?!
Alien Queen: All right, whose idea was this to vote in only one alien drone?!
Commandosaur: It was mine, Your Majesty.
Alien Queen: Yours! Well, it's too late to change the vote now.
Emmet: Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Vote me in!
Amset-Ra: No.
Alien Queen: Commander 6, you're in charge of this Alien.
Alien Commander: At your service, Your Majesty!
Invizable: In the Yellow Corner is the failed science experiment, Unikitty!
Unikitty: What?!
Unikitty morphs into Angry Kitty. Amset-Ra throws a bucket of water on Unikitty and she changes back to normal.
Unikitty: Rest assured that I will beat you both.
Jek-14: Not likely!
Invizable: Has the envelope containing the award winners' names arrived yet?
Amset-Ra: It finally has! The Minifigure of the Week is Wyldstyle!
Wyldstyle: Yeah!
The User of the Week is Brick Creeper.
Brick Creeper: Hi, NexoByte!
Amset-Ra: I am not NexoByte!
Brick Creeper: My mistake.
Amset-Ra: Yes, it was. Axel?
Axel: Jek-14.
Amset-Ra: Eeeeeexcellent. Ferno?
Dr. Inferno: Fight fight fight!
DING DING DING!
Veeorrrrrrnnnnnnn…
Invizable: Jek-14 is charging an attack…
Jek-14: Force Lightning!
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
Unikitty: YAZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZ!
Invizable: …and has zapped Unikitty! Oh WOW, I've never seen anyone being zapped that hard before.
Alien Commander: FIRE!
ZARK! ZARK! ZARK! ZARK!
Jek-14: Yaziziziz!
Unikitty: Headbonk!
Bonk!
'Jek-14: Ow! My hand!
Unikitty: Now you know the true power of a Unikitty!
Jek-14: I hope you know the true power of a Jek-14.
ZARK! ZARK! ZARK! ZARK!
Unikitty: YAZIZIZIZIZ! Transform!
Vorp!
BING! BING! BING! BING!
Invizable: The Alien's shots are bouncing off of Unikitty's spacesuit.
Jek-14: Mega-Deconstruct!
KCILCKCILCKCILCKILCKCILCKCILCKCILC!
Amset-Ra: MY ARENA!
Invizable: Jek-14 is tearing apart the pyramid! Everyone run for cover!
CRUMBLE CRUMBLE CRAAAAAASH!
When the dust clears...
Amset-Ra: Well, we're all safe. Who's the champion?
??? Me!
Everyone: ALIEN?!
Alien: Wow, I can't believe I'm the first to make it out alive!
Unikitty: I thought princesses live happily ever after...
Amset-Ra: Yup.
Jek-14: Grooooaaann... End transmission...
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Category:Season 1
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