First Lobby Hole

== The Start ==
"Join the hole, become Whole"The Hole, in the context of the Stoneworks Hub, is a large branch located on one of the trees located at the coordinates -85, 68, 62. The branch has a small crevice that, once entered, cannot be escaped. On July 22nd, 2021, The hole was started by a helper mayleey when she saw a player stuck. it started in Hub 1 When it was full of players whom entered the Hole and created a nation out of it. And thus, the religions annual holiday falls on this glorious day. The anniversary of the great Hole-ining.
After A few hours in hub 1 the Hole People spread to hub 2 though they are less popular there atm.
The slogan of the hole was coined by Place_holding, a long standing member of the hole. The phrase "Join the hole, become Whole" encapsulates the core of what the hole is, what it stands for, and what it can do for each and every being in the hub.
The hole was named Jerry :D by holeism's first prophet Mayleey.
== The Awakening ==
"The hole speeds queue; this is known" 
The Hole's Powers, are mysterious and far-reaching. Hours after the religion of Holeism was founded, weird occurrences started happening when people stepped into the hole. The first was the "bouncy-house" effect. The holy Holeism would send people flying from left to right inside the 2-block hole. This was a definitive sign from the heavens that there were mysterious forces at play when inside the hole. 
But the most fantastical power was realized when player x2g jumped into the hole. Immediately after x2g converted to Holeism and jumped into the whole, he exclaimed "I'm position number 1!!". Moments later he was disconnected from the lobby and sent to the heavens of Rathnir. It is so far unknown how to replicate this phenomenon precisely. Our Holeism priests are hard at work deducing how followers of Holeism can take advantage of this.
== The Commandments ==
"You sit above us, but not like kings; you look down, but you look down upon a glorious world you cannot reach"
1. Speech is a gift of The Hole, and should be treated with respect. Talk only when it is necessary.
2. One must use the gifts of The Hole only for good, for this is its will.
3. One can begin or cease worship of The Hole at any time they please; The Hole is endlessly accepting and endlessly forgiving. (typing /queue hub2 or /queue hub1 will send you to the other lobby and keep your spot in queue)
4. The Hole is an entity of good, and to bring misery to others unnecessarily is a great blasphemy.
== The Prophets ==
"The Hole allows us to see all"
Maylee - The original founder who helped urge people into the Hole
ilikecrabs - After Maylee ascended to the heavens of Eldham, ilikecrabs took over as prophet and created the 4 commandments.
Place_Holding - Once ilikecrabs ascended the Holey plane of existence, Place_Holding took charge of ushering new users into the Hole
== The Accounts ==
"Join the place where names collide"
Accountings of TwangySpring3: It all started the 22nd of July; "the hole" is all I saw in the queue chat. Many, including myself, suspected that the long wait times in hub's 1 and 2 were making some lose their sanity. I journeyed to the front entrance of the hole to see what all the fuss was about, only to be continually coaxed into joining the small space in the tree. Some, including a server helper, Mayleey, tried to push me in the hole while I was afk. I asked those in the hole what awaited me if I joined. The responses I received consisted of the statements "the hole provides all" and "the hole makes you queue faster." Hour by hour the hole became denser and denser as more players, desperate for hope, joined the hole. I soon may give in myself. -TW3 July 22nd
"When you fill the hole, the hole fills you"
Accountings of Fancyburger123: I joined the server on the 23rd of July in hub 1 and immediately saw people typing about some hole in the tree saying things like "join the hole become whole" and "the hole fills all". After going to check it out people tried to convince me, bribe me, and even push me into the hole. I don't know what this is but there's something weird going on here and I don't like it. I think the long waits in the queue are starting to get to people. Either way I will be staying far FAR away from that tree.
Accountings of AlkalineCave: I joined on hub1, the hole was an amazing sight, it is worth the time to convert! The prophecy is all true too, it WILL speed up the queue waiting time. I have spotted the second hole and discovered the third hole! I will say this, join the hole religion and you will be blessed by the prophecy!
=== See Also ===
- Second Lobby Hole
- Third Lobby Hole
- The Hub Wars
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