SBurvivor: Game On

SBurvivor: Game On is the fifth The World of SBFW short. It was written by and released on July 25, 2022. 
The short also serves as a direct sequel to the standalone episode SBurvivor, originally written by as an entry for the Spin-Off Kings competition.
==Transcript==
[The short begins with a birds-eye-view of a lush, colorful island. We see a seaplane arriving by the coast of the island and some familiar faces getting off it and onto the island.]
Narrator: Welcome back, ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between, to another episode of the critically-acclaimed SBurvivor; the reality competition show that's most definitely NOT a rip-off of ! A handful of castaways will enter… but only one will stay…
[Cut closer to the island, where we see the various users in better detail.]
Liz: You know, big invisible man in the sky, you're not sounding any less ominous than last time.
Narrator: Glad to see you're still as nitpicky as the last time we did this bit.
Liz: Hey!
Narrator: Anyway, in this cut-down and restricted short to comply with running time, the castaways – the users of the Spongy Boobs Fanfic Wiki or whatever the hell it's called – will be humiliating themselves on this island for you – the audience's – entertainment. There's reward challenges and immunity challenges before one player is voted off when the episode's all done and dusted. Speaking of, usually this would be multiple episodes in length, but we're being restricted to one short in a show that isn't even ours and didn't even originate inside it. Anyways, I've just wasted a lot of time talking, so let's go see our castaways in the midst of the game already!
Jess: wait wu-
[We cut to see the first tribe: Boobs. We see a shabby tent that looks as if it could fall at any moment and a flimsy little fireplace which could go out at any moment. Members of the tribe include Jess, who is attempting to fry a mushroom at the fireplace for eating, Liz, who is trying to keep the tent up after the slightest bit of wind threatens to knock it down, and Dan, who is being Dan in the corner.]
Jess: Boy, this surviving out in the wild stuff is kinda hard work. Thank goodness we have city living… and AC.
Liz: You think sitting and doing nothing is hard? Ha, just TRY and keep this tent up! (the tent falls over) …like I am apparently struggling to do.
Dan: Who built that anyway?
Liz: All of us did …or at least tried to. Prim's coming back with materials that should hopefully keep this thing up.
[Primitive walks on screen, trying his hardest to pull a log towards the tribe.]
Primitive: (visibly struggling) Hey guys… I got some wood!
Dan: I always have some wood on me. 😏
Others: DAN!!!
Dan: What? It's true.
Primitive: Jeez, this "surviving out in the wild" stuff is kinda hard. The other tribe must be having a much easier time than us.
[We cut to the other tribe: Tits, who in contrast is doing much worse. Their tent (which has a Hoopla face on it) is on fire. SpongeBot678 is toasting an MP3 file over the raging fire, as CrazySponge is panicking in the foreground.]
CrazySponge: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN AAAAAAA I WANT MY MOMMY AAAAAAAAA
Vanessa: Dude, it's just a fire lmao. Nothing to worry about.
CrazySponge: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT" IT'S A FUCKING FIRE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE AND I'M NOT GONNA WIN AND I'M NEVER GONNA GET BACK TO MY GLORIOUS BOX PRODUCTIONS EMPIRE AND–
Aaron: (wearing headphones) Aidan can you be a little quieter? I'm trying to listen to K[CENSORED]n Str[CENSORED]ngfellow.
[Golfpecks256 takes the headphones off of Aaron and throws them in the raging fire, burning them.]
Aaron: WHAT THE FU–
Golfpecks256: Cicicity, you should know that such vile beats should NOT be allowed on our camp's premises, even in the event of an emergency.
Vanessa: Huh, for once I actually agree with Golf.
CrazySponge: how did aaron get a device to play his music with anyway
[Cut back to the Boobs tribe. Ally walks on screen with a water canteen.]
Ally: Bruh this water tastes like SHIT. You guys would be better off dehydrating than drinking this anal juice.
Jess: Ally… have you tried boiling it first? Y'know, to make it actually drinkable?
Ally: Yes.
Jess: wait wu-
[Jumpcut to one of the challenges, where both teams are attempting to push a massive boulder to a finish line in the dirt, approximately three meters or so away. The Boobs tribe is doing slightly better than Tits, who are all struggling to move their boulder.]
CrazySponge: ugh, why couldn't we have gotten a strong man in our group? like my beloved sid…
[Beardy Dad of Paige walks up to the others.]
Beardy Dad: Sorry I'm late, all! (he notices the boulder) Ah, do you guys need help pushing this thing?
Golfpecks256: That would be preferable, yes.
Beardy Dad: Man, you guys really aren't the best at this. What you need is some BEARDY DAD MANPOWER!!!
[He uses his Beardy Dad Manpower to lift up the boulder with relative ease. He throws it towards the finish line, but it ends up crushing the castaways in the Boobs tribe into a bloody pulp.]
Beardy Dad: …Whoops.
[Awkward silence.]
Beardy Dad: So… does this mean we win by default?
Aaron: I'm not completely sure, but I think physically assaulting other castaways results in an expulsion.
Beardy Dad: Well sh–
[Jumpcut to Peter Griffin and Brian Griffin, out in the forests of the island, by some palm trees.]
Peter Griffin: Brian, do you ever feel like we're just blatantly shoehorned into this show sometimes?
Brian Griffin: Peter, I think "sometimes" is an understatement.
[We hear a car engine in the background.]
Peter Griffin: Say, Brian, do you hear somethi- OH MY GOD BRIAN LOOK OUT!
[The Boobs tribe (all perfectly fine) run Brian over with a makeshift car made out of island materials like wood, vines, and coconuts.]
Peter Griffin: Oh my God! Brian, are you okay?!
[Brian gives no response.]
Peter Griffin: Sex.
[Jumpcut to the Tits tribe's location. Their tent has been completely burnt down and there is a giant dust pile where it used to be. CrazySponge is breaking down on the ground.]
CrazySponge: (sniff) i want my company back… (sob) i want meme world back…
Vanessa: Aidan, I get you're upset, but don't you think it'd be worth more to think about family, friends, and other close relatives rather than focusing on your materialistic possesions? Especially considering the situation everyone's in.
CrazySponge: ni–
[Jumpcut to a thunderstorm taking place back at the Boobs tribe's location. There is fierce rain happening and it's incredibly windy. The castaways are panicking and screaming and running around aimlessly.]
Jess: OH GOD OH FUCK WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!
Liz: I mean that's what we thought would happen back when Golfpecks kinda took over the world, but we still managed to get out of that situation moderately unscathed.
[Lightning strikes the tent, destroying it.]
Primitive: Care to say that again for the people at home?
Liz: Um… yeah, I'll pass on that offer.
Zoltan: AAAHWAH6HAWYHAHHUAUHBUTHE LITLENINF SO SCARY! I WNAY TO GP HOME AND LOOK AT SCATAM N JOHN AND FEMBOYSa!!
Dan: Zoltan, what the fuck did you just say?
[Ally walks in, holding a flimsy little umbrella.]
Ally: (looking at the sky) Guys, I think Kirkburn's pissed.
Liz: KIRKBURN ISN'T GOD!
Ally: Oh, right. (looking at the ground) Guys, I think Kirkburn's pissed.
[Jumpcut to another challenge. Dan and Golfpecks256 are both on a wooden platform atop the ocean, both holding wooden poles.]
Golfpecks256: Now Dan, I must say, this sounds a little ludicrous–
Dan: TAKE THIS YOU LITTLE PENGUIN SHIT!!
[Dan whacks Golfpecks with his pole.]
Golfpecks256: Ouch! Dan, this is some hot water you are treading on. I must warn you, I am lethal beyond the arena.
[Dan whacks Golf again.]
Golfpecks: Ouch!! That's it. Phillydan25, you leave me no choice.
[Dan swings his pole to attack Golf again, but Golf ducks just in time. He takes his own pole and repeatedly bashes Dan with it, hitting him all the way to the edge of the platform.]
Dan: DAMN! For a penguin/banana/fish thing, you sure do pack a punc–
[Golfpecks hits Dan one more time, sending the latter plumetting off the edge and into the water below.]
Golfpecks256: ANOTHER WIN FOR PRODUCTIVITY!!
Narrator: Golfpecks256 wins the reward challenge! He wins an MP3 player to use back at home.
Golfpecks256: …I'd like to formally announce my resignation from SBurvivor.
[What follows is a montage of various "funny moments" that were haphazardly squeezed in to fit the short format. Static. We see Peter Griffin and Beardy Dad grimacing at each other.]
Peter Griffin: We're about to duel to see who's the TRUE dad!
Beardy Dad: Bring it on, you–
Homer Simpson: Hey guys.
Peter and Beardy D.: AAAAAAAA–
[Static. We see CrazySponge and Elli sitting on a log.]
CrazySponge: –as a fellow female, on a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate the name sydney?
Elli: …fellow female?
[Jess and Prim slowly slide up from the bottom of the screen, both with incredibly smug smiles.]
CrazySponge: W-WAIT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEA–
[Static. Cut to Aaron and Golfpecks sitting on a similar log.]
Aaron: Y'know, all this "surviving out in the wild" stuff reminds me of a song called "Spanish Waltz" by K[CENSORED]n Str[CENSORED]ngfe–
Golfpecks256: BE QUIET!!
[Static. CartoonGuy277 and Zoltan are in bushes.]
Zoltan: –oy–
CartoonGuy277: Silence. Nothing. They might hear you.
Zoltan: i–
CartoonGuy277: And I'm not talking about the wild animals, I'm talking about the government.
Zoltan: wait wu–
[Static. Vanessa is on her phone.]
Vanessa: –the internet sucks out here, I can't see my pedo memes.
[Static. We zoom out to a TV and all of the castaways sitting on a couch. They were watching the events unfold on a TV the whole time.]
Liz: Um… why did it just cut to static?
Primitive: If I recall correctly, that's not in the actual show. Maybe PI+ just sucks ass.
Jess: (sobbing) IT'S STILL IN THE ALPHA STAGES, OKAY?
CrazySponge: see this is why cut-out is better
Liz: Okay then… anyone up for watching SBFW Family Feud?
[Everyone drops on the floor laughing.]
Peppa Pig Narrator: Liz loves Family Feud! Everyone loves Family Feud!
[End of short.]
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