So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show/Quotes

:TV Announcer: The following is a public service announcement. Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.
:Homer: Mmm... beer. (He goes to the fridge, and opens the shaken beer can)
:Bart: APRIL FO- (An explosion occurs before he can finish his sentence)
:
:
:Lou: That sounded like an explosion at the ol Simpson Place!
:Wiggium: Forget it! Its only 2 blocks away...
:Lou: Looks like theirs beer coming out of the Chimney!
:Wiggium: (Gets out of the car) I am proceeding on foot.
----
:Moe: I brought you a little present. (Gives Homer a can of beer)
:Homer: No! Beer bring pain!
:Barney: I can't stand to see him like this. (Shoves a pillow in Homer's face. He than lifts up a water fountain, throws it at a window, jumps out and runs away)
:Moe: He really needs a girlfriend.
----
:Homer: Oh Marge. What if I wind up as some vegetable watching TV on the couch. My important work will never be completed.
----
:Bart: You're going down, Homer. I'm gonna fool you!
:Homer: You talk better than you fool.
:Bart: I'll fool you up real nice.
:Homer: You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
----
:Dr. Hibbert: Mrs. Simpson, I'm afraid your husband is dead. (laughs) April Fools. He's very much alive, although I'm afraid he may never walk again.
----
:Grampa: Coma!? Pfffft. Why, I go in and out of comas all the...[falls asleep] [wakes up] French toast, please.
:Lisa: Is a coma painful?
:Grampa: Oh, heck no. You relive long lost summers, kiss girls from high school. It's like one of those TV shows where they show a bunch of clips from old episodes.
----
:Marge: You lost 5% of your brain.
:Homer: Me lose brain? Uh-oh! (Everyone including Homer laughs) Why I laugh?
es:So It's Come To This: A Simpsons Clip Show/Frases