Wes Craven's Scream

"Wes Craven's Scream" is the fourth episode of the first season of We'll See You In Hell. It is a commentary episode.
== Episode Description ==
On the fourth episode of WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL, Joe DeRosa and Patrick Walsh sit down and roast Wes Craven’s modern slashterpiece SCREAM while paying their respects to horror maestro. Whether you’re listening to the show as a stand-alone podcast or a commentary, you can hear Joe and Pat talk about the infamous opening scene, MTV’s adaptation of the film and why they would be terrible murderers themselves. And what would a WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL commentary of SCREAM be without a rousing defense of David Arquette’s pro wrestling comedy READY TO RUMBLE? You can also follow Joe and Pat on Twitter, and leave your suggestions for future episodes at FANGORIA’s Facebook Feed! Check back in 2 weeks for the next episode of WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL, and Denver-area fright fans will be able to check out WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL LIVE at Mile High Horror Film Festival on October 4th!
== Commentary Topics ==
* Wes Craven did minimum two masterpieces, Nightmare On Elm Street and Scream. Joe adds Last House On The Left and The Hills Have Eyes, plus Serpent and the Rainbow.
* Oz the Great and Powerful, hated it!
* Miramax once made great movies, now they make Oscar bait. Pat's heard tales about Harvey Weinstein, allegedly!
* Drew Barrymore never looked better! "We're so glad you cleaned up!" - Bill Murray
* The people say to talk more about the movie. They could, since Pat went to film school.
* Quentin Tarantino's best movie of the year was My Best Friend's Wedding and prefers Psycho II to I. He also thinks Scream has shitty directing, which is wrong.
* Pat originally saw this movie with his girlfriend and they arrived at the theater after the opening sequence.
* Kevin Williamson wrote it, Pat's a fan of Dawson's Creek and related to the movie loving title character.
* If the killer used the real voice that distorter gives you, it's actually 20 times scarier and not douchey.
* Arnold Schwarzenegger's End of Days promo for Moviefone.
* Neve Campbell is as beautiful as you can do.
* Pat has a photo of the Expendables 3 billboard with 80 people.
* Cuba Gooding Jr. must have the worst agent.
* Where's Rose McGowan been these days? Joe repeats his favorite line from her hottest movie, Ready to Rumble.
* How does an F- movie get five funny jokes in it? Movie punch-ups. Pat's done it, Joe wants to do it.
* What do you do when a kid asks why an adult joke is funny? Pat thought the banana joke in Naked Gun was dirty because his mom wouldn't explain it.
* One of the funniest sequences in movie history is in Naked Gun 2 1/2 when Frank is in the bar drinking.
* Pat goes to his friend Ian's bachelor party and they're so concerned about being good, they spend the night watching Scream 2 in the bachelor suite. Scream 1 looks much more modern than the sequel.
* "Two weeks only at the Burbank Playhouse, David Arquette is Sherlock Holmes!"
* Anchorman 2 is underrated. The Meatloaf TV movie is not.
* Ranking the Friends ladies and gentlemen.
* The realities of aging, especially in Hollywood.
* The movie allegedly inspired a killing spree. One of Joe's friends tried to jump off the roof after being inspired by The Boy Who Could Fly. Good to see its star Fred Savage doing things!
* The Scream/Sopranos Season 3 connection.
* There's a Scream TV show? Yes.
* Jason Bateman survived Teen Wolf Too, he can land a joke thanks to his multi-camera sitcom experience.
* Comedy writer room story: Henry Winkler told the Happy Day's writers they didn't need to write "correctamundo" because he "knows where the -amundo's go".
* Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is better, I or II? III is not good though.
* Ghostface is not involved in the new Scream TV show. The plot of the show sounds like Unfriended.
*The state of MTV and music videos then and now.
*They've given up on Bates Motel and the subplot of the town selling pot.
*Never seen someone in real life like Matthew Lillard that walks around a party in a silk robe.
*Rose McGowan's nips, how was that negotiated? And the nip competition on Friends.
*Young Pat and his friends watch The Gift, waiting for the nudity.
*Joe has a theory there's a Twilight Zone episode that was the basis for Bad Santa. The Coen Brothers helped write it and Bill Murray was attached to it, but Billy Bob Thornton was amazing in it.
*Does Jaime Kennedy make you laugh? Andy Dick's MTV show was much better.
*Pat says "My name is" as Gale Weathers says her name.
*Why would they not go to the David Arquette Sherlock Holmes show?
*Joe saw Arquette at a restaurant corporate gig that he bombed at. Sarah Silverman did the same corporate gig previously and she was great.
*Should being hit with that door hurt like it did?
*Pat Walsh and Joe DeRosa for Boats.
*Joe likes Halloween II better than the first.
*Horror movies that also make you sad are awful (see: Rob Zombie's Halloween).
*The filmography of M. Night Shyamalan.
*Pat's dad showed him the staircase the priest was thrown down in The Exorcist. Pat saw the movie and read the book at age 10.
*Are Lillard and Ulrich implied to be gay?
*See the 1995 film Copycat.
*Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman always in those Alex Cross style movies.
*Pat's dad told 23 year old Pat he has to look to Dennis Frantz, who didn't make it until 52.
*Top 5 nudity: Eva Mendes in Training Day.
*Joe, if you could remake a horror movie, which would you choose? Creepshow. Or Hellraiser. Pat's would've been Poltergeist. Or the It remake.
*Joe recognized Penelope Sudrow from Nightmare on Elm Street 3 and told her she was his favorite series kill. She is very nice.
*Jonathan Schmock, the maître d' in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, was on Pat's show and he didn't recognize him.
*Brian Doyle-Murray told Joe's parents he was a good boy.
*Nightmare on Elm Street was Joe's gateway horror movie, thanks Wes Craven.
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