Frighten Up (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Curd: “i have mastered almost every type of comedy ever! Almost, because I haven’t mastered blue and black comedy.”
Benny: “Go with black comedy first. You’ll be the first in my side of the family to master black comedy. I just really want to make sure I tick this box to complete the list of comedy types my family mastered.”
Curd: “OK, Dad! I’m going to master black comedy!”
Benny: “And if done well, it will help people cope with heavy subjects.”
Curd: “Aye aye, father! I’m going to make light of distressing situations that are painful to discuss so that I can be the first in my family to master black comedy! But nobody masters anything in their first try, which is why practice exists.”
Gadget and Whisper’s Unit
Curd: “Hey, Whisper! What did you want to say after a specific octopus killed the original Diamond Cutters?”
Whisper: “Oh, please no.”
Curd: “No, you wanted to say that nobody should ever MIMIC him!” she laughs
Whisper: she growls
Curd: “And you wanted to de-Claire war on him!” she laughs even harder
Whisper: she growls even more
Curd: “Oh, do you want to shoot a SLINGER at him?” she slaps her knee and laughs
Whisper: “This is not funny, Curd. You are joking about such a tragedy. I am offended.”
Curd: “Get a smithy to fix your mask. You don’t even have a full one.”
Whisper: “GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”
Curd: she gets out of the unit “And by the way, that’s not a house. That’s a unit. All I tried to do was to help you cope with it.”
Whir: “At least you tried, Curd. Try again next time.”
Curd: “Thanks, Whir.”
Gadget: “But it’s telling that even SONIC wouldn’t do such a thing. Not even Tangle. We are talking about two of the most reckless Freedom Fighters ever, and when I don’t think even they would do that, you have problems.”
Golden Hive Colony
Non-anthropomorphic bees sting Sasha
Sasha: “Hey! What was that for?”
Saffron: “Sasha, this is too important.”
Charmy: “We are trying to take down that giant shrine meant for praising Eggman.”
Sasha: “What? Why would you do that?”
Charmy: “You don’t understand.”
Sasha: “Well, I was about to say because I agree with this plan when you INTERRUPTED ME!”
Saffron: “But why? You normally foil a plan that stops Eggman supporters from supporting Eggman.”
Sasha: “Even I admit that worshipping Eggman like a god is creepy. Also, why did you send the bees to sting me?”
Charmy: “We thought you were going to stop our plan to destroy that Eggman shrine. But don’t worry. We have a lot of plants, and they are normally used to create medicine.”
Saffron: “And we can use the medicine to cure your stings right now. Golden Hive Colony is not just a company that manufactures honey, it’s a company that also manufactures medicine, because we do a lot of things with plants, especially flowers.”
The bees rub the anti-sting medicine on Sasha
Sasha: “Ahh, yeah… that feels so good. Thank you so much, it was so soothing. Now where was I, oh, right. We need a plan to take down that Eggman shrine.”
Curd: she flies to Golden Hive Colony “Hey, Charmy! Hey, Saffron! I bought my dad some wine.”
Charmy: “Cool! What is it made of?”
Curd: “EGG GRAPES!” she laughs extremely hard
Charmy and Saffron: “OK, we can sting you.”
The bees sting Curd
Charmy: “And thanks to Tails, our non-anthropomorphic bees regrow their stingers, because of a potion mutation that has helped them a lot.”
Saffron: “If Knuckles was here, he would punch you.”
Charmy: “The Egg Grapes gave my family, along with many Echidnas a very slow and painful death. MY SISTER WAS FOUR YEARS OLD, AND SHE WAS KILLED BY EGGMAN! DO YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR US?”
Curd: “Not yet.” she presses F on her keyboard multiple times “Now I do. Glad you made the Golden Hive Colony golden again after your inhabitants were killed.”
Saffron: “Oh… grrrr… Curd, you are making me so angry now!”
Charmy: “Pay respects to every victim of death from the Egg Vineyard and just any previous generation Golden Hive Colony member.”
Curd: she presses F even more times
Saffron: “Faster!”
Curd: she gets another keyboard and uses her other arm to press F more times
Saffron: “I said faster! Not two keyboards at a time, but I guess it could make things quicker. But you still need to double your speed.”
Curd: she gets out two more keyboards and presses F on them with her toes
Saffron: “FASTER!”
Curd: she presses F even faster before creating sparks on her fingers and toes and being exhausted, falling asleep
Saffron: “There.”
Sasha: “Can we focus on getting rid of the Eggman Shrine?”
Charmy: “Right. We have to.”
Prower Towers
Cream: “Uh, Curd, didn’t you already get an audience with black comedy? I mean, you joked about the Metal Virus and got an entire crowd to laugh. You don’t deserve it, but that counts as mastering it, right?”
Curd: “Mom, I would say I am adequate.”
Benny: “Even I would say that. You are just not a master yet. I’d say you’re intermediate. Not even expert level yet.”
Curd: “I’ll try to become an expert before I become a master.”
Benny: “Good. Start small. Remember, baby steps.”
Curd: “OK!”
Mushroom Kingdom
Milo: “Hey, Papaya!”
Papaya: “Yes, Milo? What should we do? We’re so bored!”
Milo: “I don’t know, joke about serious topics?”
Papaya: “Oh, yes, that is a plan.”
Milo: “Let’s a go!”
A Toad and a Toadette cry in memory of their lost child
Milo: “You have a dead child? Why were they killed?”
Toad Father: “Because Bowser wants to make sure the next generation is weakened so that not many people can fight him in the future.”
Papaya: “Yikes! BERRY that body!”
Toadette Mother: “Hey! That came out of nowhere! But yeah, we should bury that body.”
The two walk away with their child’s body
Milo: “What should we do next?”
Papaya: “Holy smokes! Did Bowser want to commit genocide on the Toads?”
Toadsworth: “Indeed he did. And he still does.”
Papaya; “OK, let me rephrase. Did Bowser want to commit GENO-cide on the Toads?”
Toadsworth: “Not funny.”
Prower Towers
Susan “OK, Curd. I see you want to be better at doing black comedy, eh? Follow me.”
Curd: “You inherit enough from your father for me not to follow you, because I suspect your intelligence is inconsistent.”
Susan: “Uh…”
Curd: “See ya, Suze!”
Susan: “See ya later!”
Curd: “Hey, Mina!”
Mina: “Yes, Curd?”
Curd: “What do you call it when an interest in heavy metal becomes contagious?”
Mina: “What?”
Curd: “The Heavy Metal Virus!” she slaps her knee and laughs
Melanie: “Get out, Curd.”
Curd: she walks away “What is happening? Why is nobody interested in my black comedy? Oh, wait, I’ve got an idea.” she goes to the microphone in that is located in the ground floor and puts what she says on every loudspeaker in every floor “Hail to Eggman! Hail to his atrocities! Hail to his roboticizing plans! Hail to his many murders!”
The inhabitants of Prower Towers were angry at what they were hearing
Curd: “And hail his robots! In other words, make those balls of ice fall hard on them! Make those ice balls fall hard on them, and let the blizzard blow!”
The inhabitants laughed at Curd’s joke
Curd: she went back to her unit “Ahh, jolly good show.”
Cream: “Curd, you shouldn’t even joke about Eggman. He has committed so many atrocities!”
Curd: “Darn it, you’re no fun. Let me see Amy.” she walks to Amy “Hey, Amy!”
Amy: “Yes, Curd?”
Curd: “I am proud to be an Eggman fan.”
Amy: she was angry at Curd “CURD!”
Curd: she laughs loudly “Oh, the look in the face of a rabid Eggman hater. Always cracks me up.”
Cream: “Curd, this has got to stop. You are taking your black humor way too far.”
Curd: “But I’m having a blast!” she goes to BlueTube and watches videos of Eggman roboticizing animals “Look at that animal suffer!” she laughs “Look at it dying!” she laughs more “The grave is made of metal!” she laughs even harder
Cream: “Oh, you’re not in your right mind. We need to get you a therapist.”
Curd: she thumps her feet and growls
Eggman Shrine
Charmy: “So what do we do?”
Saffron: “We pretend to worship Eggman! And misbehave! Like those people who go to a Gaia temple every Sunday and sleep while celebrating the wonderful things Gaia did for us.”
Sasha: “Let’s do it to it!”
45 MInutes Later…
Sasha: “It’s finished! They aren’t worshipping Eggman anymore!”
Charmy: “That’s when we take this shrine down.”
Sasha: she uses Black Bomb and rolls on many Eggman worshippers and explodes, destroying the giant shrine
Charmy and Saffron fly away
Sasha: she is sent to the sky, but she glides with her Super Wispon’s Eagle mode “Wow. Those are rabid Eggman fans. I don’t like Eggman, and I am OK with people supporting him, but worshipping him is just creepy.”
Charmy: “You are OK with people supporting Eggman?”
Sasha: “Well, of course I am. That’s why I foiled many of Tails’ plans to do something bad to Eggman supporters.”
Prower Towers
Sasha: she glides to her unit
Susan: “Sasha! Glad you’re here! You are smart enough to be a therapist, right?”
Sasha: ‘I’m a kid, you imbecile! But I’ll try. What’s wrong?”
Susan: “Curd became a sadist! She laughs at animals being roboticized now!”
Sasha: “Get her mother! She knows how to get the correct therapist!”
Susan: “Gotcha!”
Cream: “Stop, Curd! We need to get you a therapist! You should not watch those roboticization videos.”
Curd: she gets a chainsaw and thumps
Cream: she turns the chainsaw off and brings Curd to the mental hospital
Therapist: “So, Cream, what brings your daughter here today?”
Cream: “She jokes at people’s expense! It all started when Benny told her to master black comedy, but she took it too far. I heard Whisper got offended by her joking about the deaths of the first generation of Diamond Cutters. Charmy told me Curd joked about the torture devices that killed his family, and Saffron told me she also joked about the death of the entire first generation of the Golden Hive Colony. Not only that, but recently, I found her laughing at an animal being roboticized by Eggman!”
Curd: “I just can’t help it!”
Therapist: “This is serious! Now, Curd, the reason black comedy works is because adults make jokes about these morbid subjects. They know how to make good laughing matter out of them. You are just a kid.”
Curd: “The kid of a comedic genius!”
Therapist: “Yeah, but you have a lot to learn. So quit on the black and blue comedy for now.”
Curd: “OK!”
Cream: “I hope this works…”
Tomorrow
Cream: “Now, Curd, what do you think of this video?” she shows the same video about an animal being roboticized by Eggman to Curd
Curd: “Holy moly! That is messed up!”
Cream: “Hooray! The therapist’s advice worked!”
Benny: “What happened?”
Cream: “Benny, never encourage Curd to make black or blue comedy until she’s a teenager.”
Benny: “OK, Cream!”
Cream: “I had to go to a therapist for that, you know?”
Ricotta: “What happened?”
Cream: “Your sister had to go to therapy because she became sadistic. She even laughed at a video about an animal getting roboticized!”
Ricotta: he gasps
Cream: “But that’s all in the past, because the therapy worked.”
Curd: “Thanks, Mom. I really needed the therapy.”
Ricotta: “Woah! Is Curd OK? She needed to go to therapy twice!”
Cream: “Well, I’ll try to make sure she is always in her right mind.”
Curd: “Please do, Mom. You’re the only one who could do so.”
Benny: “Sorry for what I said earlier, Curd.”
Curd: “It’s OK, Dad. Still love you, because you tried to appeal to my interests.”
Benny: “You’re welcome.”
The End!
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