Spooky's Jumpscare basement

== Location Description ==
Spooky's Jumpscare Basement is an area underneath Windsor Castle which is home to many creatures, monsters and beasts. It spans at least 1,000 large, maze-like rooms which are guarded by different monsters. Among these are Sidney Crosby, who was infected with a parasite turning him into a terrible monster. He awoke here one day in 2014, and roamed the halls ever since. He has the ability to turn into a worm like creature, and when angered his chest cavity opens up into teeth. His face is still in tact. There are also ghosts, spiders, scissor wielding killers and violent beasts. Queen Elizabeth often will throw her personal enemies down in this basement to die. A notable figure in this basement is Spooky, who appears as a "guiding" spirit, but often misdirects and even hinders those which are unfortunate enough to find themselves here. Trog is also known to appear here, as well as one of his creations, Bodil 50, who resembles Bodil but with a trollface. No one (with the notable exception of Trog since he chooses to come down here and is a demigod) who has been sent here has made it out alive.
== Fun Facts ==
* Spooky's Jumpscare Basement is a reference to the game Spooky's house of Jumpscares, which houses similar enemies.
* Specifically, it was based off of a personal mod one of the former Porksodafans created.
* Sidney Crosby is not thought to be missing, as a phone bearing his picture is displayed at all games he is meant to appear in. People see this phone as Sidney Crosby himself, despite the fact it does not talk, play hockey or move. Occasionally, they will put it in an ice skate and push it acrost the ice to convince more skeptical fans.
**Occasionally, they will have the phone do post game interviews, in which the phone stays completely still and is either completely silent in response to questions, or it will play a singular sound bite of Sidney Crosby saying the word "gay" youtube poop style