WikiViews/Freakazoid!

It begins with Dillon and Nolan binge-watching Animaniacs on HBO Max as Dillon is chugging Mountain Dew.
*Dillon: Damn, the 90s were simpler times... even though I was never alive then.
*Nolan: Which one of the Ruegger-Spielberg shows you're more fond of?
*Dillon: The one we're watching. Also kinda cause it's the only one I remember watching.
*Nolan: Same here.
Suddenly, a teaser trailer shows up as they watch.
*Announcer: Warner Bros. Pictures and Amblin Entertainment proudly present a fresh new take on a beloved character: Freakazoid!
*Nolan: Huh, a Freakazoid! reboot? Intriguing...
*Dillon: I wonder who they got. It's probably an adult cause yeah adults usually voice kids in cartoons. My bets are on Tom Holland or maybe Adam Scott.
*Nolan: Were you watching Parks and Rec?
*Dillon: Yes. Besides, Tom Holland is still young and can sound pretty energetic. But yeah Adam was cause why the fuck not. It is going to be hard to butcher Freakazoid.
*Announcer: Starring Kevin Hart as Freakazoid!
*Nolan: Woah, what the fuck?! I don't want to sound racist but isn't Kevin Hart... black?
*Dillon: Oh. I was wrong. Are you sure this isn't made by Rebecca Sugar or Noelle Stevenson?
*Nolan: Doesn't look like it.
They notice Cosgrove is black as well. As a picture of a shocked Pikachu fills the screen.
*Dillon: What the hell?! Why is he black now?!
*Nolan: And why is he voiced by the new Gordon?
*Dillon: The only reason Gordon is black in the new movie is cause it is a rule with Batman. You have to turn one character black, Christopher Nolan was the only one who avoided it.
*Nolan: Even if Billy Dee Williams as Harvey Dent was a good concept that Joel Schumacher had to ruin it.
*Dillon: And I liked Will Smith Deadshot. Yes I said it.
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