Blocky (Brit'N'Game Jamie)

Blocky is a starter fighter in The Fighting Game of Everything.
==Bio==
Blocky, one of the original 20 objects who competed for Dream Island, is notorious for his pranks - which more often than not result in the infinite deaths of his victims - which he hosted under the show Blocky’s Funny Doings International. Although his show’s company went under due to legal issues and despite his several eliminations, he has continued to make a killing creating new shows with and without the help of others, while keeping the prankster in him alive.
In The Fighting Game of Everything, Blocky has tricks up his sleeve to deal with up-close and ranged fighters, utilizing his pranks and aggressive personality in an all-arounder fighting style.
==Pros and Cons==
===Pros===
*Is an All-Arounder fighter, meaning he can deal with both Rushdowns and Rangers
*Small frame makes him hard to hit
*Some severals are decent combo-openers
*First 2 X-Factors cannot be negated
*Unpredictable
===Cons===
*Will take some time to adapt to for players
*Cooldowns
*Standard punches don’t deal much damage, though his kicks do
*Third X-Factor will be wasted if he fails to connect with the opponent
*Highly vulnerable to heat and fire attacks
==Costumes==
Similar to Buzzsaw, some of Blocky’s costumes are just palette swaps with other Battle for Dream Island characters, sans Costumes 4 and 5.
*Red (default)
*Pink (Eraser)
*Wood (Woody)
*Balloon Costume
*Puppet Blocky
==Throws==
FORWARD: Blocky grabs the opponent’s torso and lifts them up, glaring and growling menacingly at them, and throws them forward across the stage.BACKWARD: Blocky kicks the opponent into the air with a massive poop-eating grin, and they land a good few feet behind him a moment after.
==Specials==
===Spiky Glove===
Blocky equips a glove emblazoned with spikes, and throws a haymaker at the opponent using it. Can result in decent pushback.
===Saw===
Blocky suddenly holds out Saw by her handle, and uses her to saw the opponent as the unfortunate saw cries for help, before retracting his fellow contestant. The length of the special and damage depends on if the light, medium or heavy attack button is used for the input. The light version can be used in combos, the medium and heavy versions will rank up a combo, and there is a small 10% chance that Saw will cause the opponent to start bleeding health for a short period of time. Due to that small chance, there is no cooldown on this move.
===Double Ball Toss===
Blocky lifts up both the unfortunate Tennis Ball and Basketball, and hurls both of them at the opponent in quick succession. This ranged move ranks up a combo of 2 hits, and if lucky, will stun the opponent, allowing Blocky to continue that combo either up-close or away from them. Has a cooldown of 4 seconds.
===World’s Heaviest Rock===
Blocky hurls up a small, but surprisingly heavy rock and tosses it at the opponent. The range is always the same each time he uses this special, but upon a lucky hit will critically damage the opponent; a piercing attack. Has a 6 second cooldown before it can be used again.
===Bubble Popping Prank===
Blocky throws a number of tacks across the stage, forming a straight line on the floor. For a few seconds, this makes it hard for the opponent to get up-close to Blocky, due to the tacks causing small damage whether they are stepped on. Blocky is not immune to his own special either, however, and will be forced to use different ranged specials from where he stands. This special has an 8-second cooldown.
==X-Factors==
===When All You Have is a Magnet===
Blocky reveals a magnet and holds it out in front of him. From behind the opponent, a series of metallic items come flying towards the magnet, quite obviously damaging them if they collide with any of it. Of these items include a wrench, a hammer, nails, nuts and bolts, Announcer, and some unfortunate object (most likely Bubble) who became metal after eating Yoylecake. After the barrage, Blocky throws the now strongly-attached metal away, slamming the opponent into the wall while the metal items disperse. The opponent is best off jumping over Blocky when he activates this X-Factor, as there is fortunately a second before any of the items comes flying.
===Fire and Ice Prank===
Blocky runs offscreen, and the scene transitions to him attaching a spring each to 2 trees on a cliff, and then slamming the Firey Recovery Center and Ice Cube Recovery Center onto them respectively. He runs down the cliff and back to the stage, Firey and Ice Cube in his hands, and proceeds to smash the 2 together, killing them both as they scream. In quick succession, Ice Cube and Firey are endlessly recovered and crash down onto the stage, causing multi-hitting damage to the opponent if they fail to block or avoid, which is difficult due to the sheer velocity at which they fall. After 6 seconds of this, the X-Factor concludes. Blocky is still controllable during the X-Factor.
===The Ultimate Funny Doing===
Blocky jumps and lunges forward to kick the opponent. If the kick is successful, they will be launched backwards into a gray box, titled the “Opponent Container”, which proceeds to slam shut. He lifts up the container, carries it to a hole that is invisible on the main stage, and throws it down there, grinning the whole time. On the way down, the container slams into spikes that appear on both sides of the hole, which continues until it lands on an underground conveyor belt. While on the belt, the container is suddenly blasted with flamethrowers, shot with arrows, and lastly kicked off and down another hole by a boot. It lands on a series of springs, launching it back upwards and into the open. From the side of the hole, Blocky grabs the severely-damaged container as it rises, and dumps out the equally-damaged opponent. This X-Factor’s animation is skippable due to its length, and if Blocky fails to kick the opponent, it is wasted.
==Player Objective==
===As Blocky===
Blocky is an all-arounder, and his versatile moveset is able to deal with fighters of most persuasions, rushdown or ranger. The different effects can be very hard for the opponent to keep up with. A few examples:
*The Spiky Glove launches away opponents (even some Heavies) to give Blocky space for range.
*The World’s Heaviest Rock might end up being an unexpected stun attack.
*The Bubble Popping Prank can keep the opponent away completely unless they want to risk some precious health.
*The first X-Factor can bring the opponent towards Blocky.
*The Fire and Ice Prank can hit them from almost every angle.
Blocky’s first X-Factor should be used while he is facing the opponent, and the third requires him to be in close proximity with them, or else it will miss. Conversely, his second X-Factor has no problems with activation.
Blocky, being made of wood, has a severe weakness to heat and fire-based attacks (including Boris’s Hot Sauce, Knuckles’ Magma Punch and nearly all of The Pyro’s attacks). The player should aim to keep a distance from those opponents by sticking to Blocky’s range if they are up-close, or beating them in close range if their fire attacks have good range. When it comes to the Pyro, pray.
===Against Blocky===
The player being pitted against Blocky in a match will become something of a guessing game for them. The player could initially aim to keep a distance from Blocky, using whatever range they possibly can unless they lack it, and wait for an opening to get up-close. However, even that is a coin-flip due to Blocky’s own close-quarters moves.
The player’s best bet is to use a fighter of greater speed and agility than Blocky such as The Scout, Sonic and Shadow, to outmanoeuvre him before his specials can be used effectively. As a result, if they use a heavier fighter, they’re taking a major risk.
When Blocky activates one of his 3 X-Factors, the player must respectively…
*Jump over Blocky when he uses the first, before the metallic objects start slamming into them.
*Block Firey and Ice Cube as much as possible when the second is used.
*Evade Blocky when he kicks in the third one, which will cancel it completely.
==Animations==
===Entrance===
The lid of the Tiny Loser Chamber opens, and Blocky jumps out of it. He looks at the opponent, grins mischievously, and enters his stance.
===Stance===
Blocky stands with his legs apart, one facing the opponent and the other not, rubbing his hands together as he grins at the opponent, scheming for ways to beat or prank them.
===Taunts===
#Blocky enters his sleeping position.
#Blocky flashes a wide smile and gives a thumbs up to the player.
#Blocky takes out a huge pair of scissors to threaten the opponent.
#Blocky holds up a huge pile of red gems (actually grinded remains of Ruby), and smiles with dollar signs in his eyes.
===Victory===
Blocky turns to the camera and stretches forward, appearing bigger than usual, and gives a wide, uneasy smile and a thumbs up to the player for winning.
===Time-Up Loss===
Blocky begins to enter a rage, but before he can act any further, a spring suddenly launches him away as he screams, presumably back into the TLC.
==Quotes==
Hey guys! For a prank, subject somebody to a fight with me and watch me kick their butt! [Entrance]HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was hilarious! [Win]TV Voice: This program was brought to you by Blocky’s Funny Doings International. [Results]That was a good prank, but I’m still pretty bored. …wait, is that Bubble? Hahaha… “pop”! [Results]Time for the ULTIMATE prank! [Activating X-Factor]So much for this being my show… [Switched in]Out of the way, weirdo! [Tag in when an ally is defeated]Four/X can just respawn them, right? [Tag in when both allies are defeated, depends on whether he fights Four or is on the same team as them]Help! [Calling assist]That was pretty cool, right? [After performing assist]B-but I’m the one who hurts people… [Defeated by a light attack]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [Defeated by a heavy attack]
===Quotes to Specific Characters===
ENTRANCEThose pranks are lame. Wanna see something REALLY funny? [vs Angry Kid, Bart Simpson or Jimmy Hopkins]You have a problem with my pranks? And sheesh, I thought Pin said I had issues… [vs Buzzsaw]Have YOU been commanding Roboty this entire time? [vs Dr. Eggman or Paramount Eggman]Four!? We weren’t told trying to beat YOU would be the next challenge! [vs Four]Sheesh, as if we needed another Spongy. [vs King Dedede or Nikocado Avocado]Oh gumdrop, you can make fire with paper? Better stay weary of that… [vs Luz]Yikes! Gotta put the fire out! [vs The Pyro]You’re pretty fast, dude. But you won’t be for long! [vs The Scout, Shadow or Sonic]What are you so grumpy about? I think a good prank will get a laugh out of you! …it’s on you, by the way. [vs Squidward]
VICTORYThat is how you make your pranks funny, dude. [vs Angry Kid, Bart Simpson or Jimmy Hopkins]How’s that for a killing, psycho? [vs Buzzsaw]I won? I mean… I WON! That means I win the BFB, right? Give it to me! [vs Four]Ha ha! You couldn’t catch me, weirdo! [vs Luz]Sorry, but I don’t want to risk being killed again! [vs The Pyro]You’re nearly as fast as Robot Flower, and that says a LOT. [vs The Scout, Shadow or Sonic]
RESULTSYou’re like Flower cranked up to 11. At least she mellowed out. I can’t believe I just complimented her like that… [vs Buzzsaw]Gonna be taking these robots now! I just got an idea for my show, and these will help out a lot! [vs Dr. Eggman or Paramount Eggman]Wait, that WASN’T the final challenge!? And now you’re really mad- AAAAAAAAAH! [vs Four]Hey, Woody! I found a new client for your show! She has this problem with birds! [vs GLaDOS]Ok, now all I gotta do is learn to draw those weird patterns, and these “glyphs” will make excellent material for my show! [vs Luz]Gotta get rid of that flamethrower before you continue going crazy with… wait, this will come in handy for a prank! Haha! [vs The Pyro]For a prank, place a super-fast hedgehog on a treadmill, crank it up to speed infinity, and watch him run forever! Not so fast now, are ya? [vs Shadow or Sonic]
== Trivia ==
* He and Four share a voice actor, Michael Haung.
==Gallery==
===Alternate Costumes===
Eraser.webp|Eraser (reference for Costume 2)
Woody.webp|Woody (reference for Costume 3)
BlockyBalloonCostume.png|Balloon Costume
BlockyPuppet.png|Puppet Blocky
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