Wanda's 3rd Birthday Party

Susie: "What theme are we going to have for your birthday party, Wanda?"
Wanda: "Peppa Pig!"
Susie: "Good idea! I think that sounds good."
== On the day of Wanda's Party ==
[Wanda is wearing her party dress]
[Frank brings out Emily's Elephant peanuts, Peppa Pig cake and Muddy Puddle Pies]
Anna: "Happy birthday Wanda!"
Wanda: "Thank you, Cousin Anna."
Susie: "Hey, where did all of Danny Dog's donuts go?"
Wanda: "Lois must be a thief!
Susie: "Lois, did you take all of the donuts?"
Lois: "YEAH!"
Susie: "Where are the donuts, Lois?"
Lois: (burps)
Susie: "YOU GREEDY LITTLE GLUTTON!!!"
Frank: "HOW DARE YOU!!!! Why did you do something that is considered greedy?!"
[Lois takes off her clothes and runs around the backyard naked]
Susie: "Come back here this second!"
Wanda: "There she goes with a Muddy Puddle Pie!"
[Lois runs with a Muddy Puddle Pie and throws it at Wanda, but misses because Susie picks up Wanda, leaving pie to splat on the grass]
Wanda: "She's getting away!"
[Lois pees onto the driveway]
[Susie gives Lois a strict look]
=== Aftermath ===
Wanda (cries): My whole party has been ruined thanks to my wicked sister!
Cut to Susie Chiding Lois
Susie: "You are never seeing Josie again. Never! Am I understood? You will never see or play with Josie again for as long as you live."
Frank: "You will also never see Audra, Kathy, Mandy and Mimi ever again! Your TV privileges are gone for the rest of your life, your dolls will all go to Goodwill & Value Village, as well as your VHS tapes and DVDs, you are banned from playing outside for as long as you shall live, "
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