Corruption

Corruption is the twenty-second episode of SBFW Quest. It aired August 1, 2019 and was written by FireMatch.
== Transcript ==
(The episode begins with Ian walking with Purps)
Ian: So how are we gonna catch him again?
Purps: For the 576th time, we’re gonna- (they hear a scream in the distance)
Ian: What was that?
Purps: I dunno. Anyway, we’re gonna- (scream again)
Ian: Whoever you are, can you shut your buttholes?
Ingot: NO!
Purps: (gasps) It’s him! The masked man.
Ian: You mean Ingot?
Purps: Same difference.
Ian: Let’s get him.
Purps: Let’s go!
(They run towards Ingot, where he is running towards them)
Purps: Uhh… I don’t have a good feeling about this.
Ian: Don’t pussy out, let’s go!
Purps: Sorry but I’m pussying out! (hides behind a bush)
Ian: Ugh… (he keeps running toward Ingot)
Ingot: So, Ian, we meet again.
Ian: Yes. Now let me pull off your goddamn mas- (gets slapped)
Ingot: That’s no way to treat me. Now, how about we make a deal. You join me, I’ll give you… 10 thousand Meat Puppets albums.
Ian: It’s a goddamn DEAL!
Purple: IAN, NO!
Ian: Too late, they’re ALL MINE!
Ingot: Good, good. Now let’s go vandalize Matchy’s garden.
Ian: With pleasure (they walk off)
Purple: God DAMN IT! WHY?! Ugh, whatever… (mumbles and walks back home)
(When he arrives, Purple continues his theorizing about who Ingot is)
Purple: No, no, no, it can’t be him. He’s too kind and shy. Can’t be him either, he’s too sexually… awkward.
Jasbre: Purple! What the hell has happened to Ian?!
Purple: He got corrupted by Ingot.
Jasbre: HOW?!
Purple: I dunno, bribing with Meat Puppets albums maybe?
Jasbre: Those Meat Puppets albums are too strong. I must destroy them! Not before keeping some to myself, of course.
Purple: Jasbre, now’s not the time for that. It’s time to take down Ingot and find his true identity!
Jasbre: Alright alright, let’s just go throw some money at some ladies, shall we?
Purple: Sounds great. (they walk off)
(One minute later…)
(An unknown intruder breaks into Purple’s house and lights a torch, setting it on fire, including all of his papers and paperwork on the Ingot investigation)
(At Ye Olde Club…)
Jasbre: WOO! GO GIRL!
Purple: She’s hot!
Jasbre: Not as hot as that sucka! (throws more money at the ladies) DAMN THOSE ARE BIG!
Bouncer: Alright, it’s closing time, fellas. Get out.
Purple: Aw man, I wanted to see her take her bra off.
Bouncer: Doesn’t matter. Get out. (they leave)
Purple: Time to work on my Ingot theory- HOLY SHIT! (he sees that his house was burned down) WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!
Jasbre: Someone set it on fire?!
Purple: Apparently!
Jasbre: Well shit! I hope he didn’t burn mine down either.
Cici: He burnt mine down! Whoever did this is getting an ass kicking!
Purple: This is bad, really really bad. All that work, gone. And all my shemale fanfics...
Jasbre: Your what?
Purple: Never mind.
(Meanwhile…)
Ingot: What shall we do next?
Ian: Steal all of their weapons?
Ingot: Nah, I already did that yesterday. What we really need to do is murder.
Ian: You don’t say. I’m in!
Ingot: Let’s go murder some bitches...
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