Jarate

Jarate is a jar of piss used by Sniper as a weapon. Sniper uses it as a weapon because he has a piss fetish, obviously. Also, you probably shouldn't drink it. It might turn you into a Teletubbie.
== How to make: ==
what you need:
* a jar
* Water or another drink
* A bladder
process:
# drink the water or other drink
# wait 30 minutes
# piss in the jar
# screw lid on jar
# enjoy!
== Invention ==
Sniper wanted to get piss on other guys so badly when he was sniping. His urine couldn't reach far enough, so I he got the idea of putting it into a jar, and throwing it at other guys. Sadly, this invention got Sniper into Horny Jail. Sniper hasn't been able to put it to good use in there.
== Usage ==
When used, it gives Sniper Pingas. Like, a lot of Pingas. It's also useful to reveal enemy Spies and putting out Fire. This makes it a good weapon against the Pyro. Other than that, is is also a glass jar which would really hurt if smashed on someone's head. Also I guess you could drink it if it was your only chance at survival (or, at least, I read that in a book). You could also run around with it to gross people out if you're that cruel.
== Where to get them ==
In case you don't want to make your own, you can get them on Pee Pee Island. It is also rumored that Morshu sells them. There's also a theory that Jarate is an ingredient in Lamp Oil, but that's unrelated. 
== Trivia ==
* It's called "Jarate" for no reason
* You are covered in it.
* It's Sniper's favorite weapon
* It's an item in the Shame Team Fortress 2
* It's also an item in the shame Minecraft
* The Teletubbies love to drink it
* Does anyone else randomly get asked for Jarate from the doctor? Wow, I'm not the only one.
Category:Things
Category:Weapons
Category:Disgusting
Category:Team Fortress 2
Category:Gross