Drinking Gasoline

Drinking Gasoline is an episode of Reckless and Retired. It is also the Season 2 finale.
It is the 45th episode overall.
==Cast==
*SpongeBob SquarePants 
*Patrick Star
*Squidward Tentacles 
*Sandy Cheeks 
*Mr. Krabs 
*Plankton 
*Gary
*Dr. Gaylord
==Plot==
When SpongeBob and friends are introduced to gasoline, they are in for something unexpected.
==Story==
[SpongeBob and friends are at Dr. Gaylord's office for a checkup]
Dr. Gaylord: Open wide.
SpongeBob: Ahhhhhhhhhh-
Dr. Gaylord: (pours a galon of gasoline down SpongeBob's throat)
SpongeBob: (coughs) WHAT WAS THAT FOR????
Dr. Gaylord: It's a new expirement. I'm not just a medical doctor, ya know. I'm a mad scientist.
SpongeBob: WHAT KIND OF SCIENTIST POUR GASOLINE DOWN PEOPLE'S THROATS????
Dr. Gaylord: This one.
Patrick: Hah! Gaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!
Dr. Gaylord: No, Gaylord.
Patrick: Lord? What is this? Church?
Dr. Gaylord: No, Gaylord is my last name.
Patrick: That doesn't make any- (Dr. Gaylord shoves gasoline down Patrick's throat)
Squidward: Why are you doing this, doc?
Dr. Gaylord: You'll see.
Patrick: That was awful! …..but pretty good. I want some more.
SpongeBob: Me too.....you got anymore, doc?
Dr. Gaylord: Nope.
Patrick: (begging on his knees) But we NEEEEED more! Give us MORE!!!!!
Dr. Gaylord: (chuckles) My expirement was succesful.
Sandy: What was the expirement?
Dr. Gaylord: To see if people could get hooked on gaosline.
Krabs: Why would you test that????
Dr. Gaylord: If it becomes addictive enough, it could be like a drug! I'll sell it on the streets, and make millions!
Plankton: That's not right! You should feel terrible!
Krabs: Ahem. Did you say 'millions'?
Dr. Gaylord: Correct. 
Krabs: Excuse me for a second. 
(he runs out to the streets; starts selling gasoline to everyone; a montage is shown of Krabs making millions of dollars, as well as becoming addicted himself)
Krabs: I did it! I made millions! …...(falls over and dies)
Plankton: Did we just see an entire montage? (drinks some gasoline)
Squidward: I think so. (drinks some gasoline)
Sandy: Kind of a dissapointing ending. (drinks some gasoline)
SpongeBob & Patrick: WE NEED MORE!!!! (steals the gasoline from Squidward, Sandy, and Plankton)
Squidward: Hey! Give us our jank back!
Sandy: Yeah! We got these from Mr. Krabs!
Plankton: Go get your own supplier!
SpongeBob: No way! I'm a gas head now!
Patrick: Yeah! Gas heads for life!
SpongeBob: #GasHead4eva
Patrick: #DisGasBaby
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. Let's go back to our gas house.
Patrick: Great idea!
[They live]
Squidward: We gotta follow them!
Sandy: And get our gas back!
Plankton: Bon voyage!!
Squidward: …..that means “goodbye.”
Plankton: Oh....then “vamanos”!
Sandy: (facepalm)
Plankton: Hey, I watched Dora the Explorer, I know this stuff.
[Squidward, Sandy, and Plankton arrive outside the gas house]
Squidward: Welp, this is the place. 
Plankton: Let's go kick those gas heads' butts!
[They bust the door open]
[SpongeBob and Patrick are in their drinking and smoking gasoline]
Sandy: Give us back our gas back, you creeps!
Patrick: (giggles) I'm flattered! (grabs her)
Squidward: Hey! Hands off my wife!
Plankton: I think he's high.
Squidward: Off gasoline?
SpongeBob: Tee-hee-HEEEE!!!! Me tooooooo! ;)
Squidward: You can get high of this jank? Give me some!!!!
Sandy: Me tooo!!!!
Plankton: Me three!!!!!
[Squidward, Sandy, and Plankton smoke some more gas]
Squidward: (high) I looooove gasoline.
'Patrick: I loooooove you.
Sandy:' I loooove all of you.
Plankton: Let's never be apart.
SpongeBob: Tee-hee-HEEEE!!!!!!
[The five of them dance around the gas house, completely high]
Dr. Gaylord: (standing outside; hears them giggling) Another succesful expirement.
==Trivia==
*Mr. Krabs dies for 6th the time. (World's Oldest Man, Lottery Ruined My Life, Haunted Boat, Survival of the Fattest, Old People Problems)
**He has also died the 2nd most, after Charles Dingleberry.
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