Pokemon Sun & Moon: The Movie/Trailer transcripts

== Theatrical Trailer ==
=== Theatrical Trailer 1 ===
*Green MPAA screen*
*Columbia logo*
*MGM logo*
*Village Roadshow Pictures logo*
*Amblin Entertainment logo*
THIS SPRING
*screen shows a forest*
IT'S TIME
*screen shows the beach*
FOR THE ULTIMATE MOVIE
*screen shows a gigantic building*
BETTER
THAN
ALL
THE
REST
Ash: Yeah, I'm not so sure.
Lillie: Cmon, Ash! Be confident!
*Keep Your Head Up by Andy Grammar*
BASED ON THE WORLDWIDE PHENOMENON
Clerk: Where are you going?
Delia: Rude.
Clerk: What were you uttering?
Ash: JUST GIVE US THE STUPID TICKETS ALREADY!
*the music stops*
*everyone stares at Ash*
Jimmy: Ha ha!
Dawn: *cries* Wait! Stop! I love him!
Ash: I've never felt so embarrassed in my life before...
Jimmy: Well, you should.
*the music starts again*
VERONICA TAYLOR
Ash: Here you go!
*offers a Sitrus Berry to Litten*
*Litten bites Ash's face*
Ash: RRUAGH!
*Litten laughs at Ash*
EMMA WATSON
Lillie: Get in the bag, Nebby!
Cosmog (Nebby) Cos! (No!)
*Lillie groans*
Lillie: Alright, we're gonna do this the hard way.
*music stops*
Lillie: Get in the BAG NEBBY! OR ELSE I'LL- (gets cut off by Cosmog [Nebby])
*Cosmog (Nebby) cries and goes in the bag*
Lillie: (calms down) Thank you.
*music begins again*
ED HELMS
Professor Kukui: Hello, class! Ready to learn about the wonders of SCIENCE?
Everyone else: No.
Professor Kukui: *makes a sad face* But... why?
Everyone else: Cuz we don't care.
BILLY CRYSTAL
James: Okie dokie, this is the perfect trap! No fool would notice it!
Ash: Uhh, we're standing right here, ya know.
Lillie: Yeah!
James: Heh heh... oh...
AMY POEHLER
Jessie: Don't be frightened, little kids.
Lillie: OH GOD! AAH! *hides behind Ash*
*Ash facepalms*
Ash: Just get to the point.
Jessie: Oh. Great.
POKEMON SUN & MOON: THE MOVIE
*acting credits appear*
MARCH 13TH, 2018
=== Theatrical Trailer 2 ===
*Green MPAA Screen*
*Columbia logo*
*MGM logo*
*Village Roadshow Pictures logo*
*Amblin Entertainment logo*
*screen shows a sunrise on a mountaintop where heavenly music plays*
THIS SPRING
*screen shows a beach*
AGAINST ALL ODDS AND TIGHT SCHEDULING
*screen shows a forest*
THIS MOVIE IS HEADING TO THE BIG SCREEN
AS A FEATURE FILM
Professor Kukui: No, no, no! This ain't happening! You see, sometimes you want stuff to happen, but it just doesn't!
*awkward silence*
Ash: Yeah... about that...
Professor Kukui: *smells Ash* Were you eating meatloaf?
Ash: Yup.
Professor Kukui: *curiously* That's what I thought.
VERONICA TAYLOR (screen shows Ash)
IKUE OTANI (screen shows Pikachu)
EMMA WATSON (screen shows Lillie)
MALIN AKERMAN (screen shows Mallow)
JESSICA CHASTAIN (screen shows Delia)
ED HELMS (screen shows Professor Kukui)
VICTORIA JUSTICE (screen shows Serena)
CRAIG ROBERTS (screen shows Zack)
AMY POEHLER (screen shows Jessie)
BILLY CRYSTAL (screen shows James)
AND A BUNCH OF OTHERS WE DON'T NEED TO MENTION ALL IN
Terrence pops in front of the title words. 
Terrence: Hey what about me? I'm Terrence I'm supposed to be one of Ash's friends and a electric trainer. 
The Words and Nolan Massey as Terrence pop next to him. 
LIKE WE SAID WE DON'T NEED TO MENTION ALL!
A Pokeball gets thrown at Terrence's head and falls over. 
*screen shows the logo on a black background*
POKEMON SUN & MOON: THE MOVIE
*screen shows acting credits*
Catch it in theaters March 13th. Rated PG.
== Teaser Trailer ==
*Sony Pictures, Columbia Pictures, MGM, Village Roadshow Pictures and Amblin Entertainment logos all together*
Ash: *breathes heavily* Are we there yet?
Rotom Pokedex: No.
Ash: Are we there yet?
Rotom Pokedex: NO.
Ash: Are we there yet?
Rotom Pokedex: NO! MY GOD, WILL YOU EVER SHUT UP?!
Ash: *cries* My feelings! *puts hands on eyes*
Rotom Pokedex: *sighs* I wish I had hands so I could facepalm.
THIS SPRING
Pikachu: Pika! (There it is!)
Ash: Calm down, Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika! *Literally just saying "pika" over and over again*
Ash: Pika pika? (What the hell?)
*Pikachu facepalms*
PREPARE TO EXPERIENCE
Meowth: Look! Over here!
James: What?
Meowth: *jumps for random reasons* I'm Jessie! I'M JESSIE! I'M JESSIE! I'M- (inaudible)
*Jessie notices this*
Meowth: I'M JESSIE! I'M JESSIE! I'M JESSIE! I'M-
*Jessie kicks Meowth*
Meowth: Meowth! Aah!
*crash noise*
Jessie: More like "you're dead". 
James: Meowth! That's right!
*both awkwardly laugh*
POKEMON SUN & MOON: THE MOVIE
*Ash puts his head on his desk*
Rotom Pokedex: Alright, let's see the damage here.
*Rotom Pokedex scans Ash*
Rotom Pokedex: Oh my God. Apparently, you've been daydreaming for, uhh, 789 minutes!
*Everyone else but Lillie and Zack laughs at Ash*
Pikachu: Pika pika! (Haha, loser!)
Ash: *whimpers* It's not funny!
*acting credits appear*
MARCH 13TH
== TV Spot ==
*Sony Pictures, Columbia Pictures, MGM, Village Roadshow Pictures and Amblin Entertainment logos*
THIS SPRING
THERE'S A NEW MOVIE 
AND IT'S
GONNA
BE
AWESOME
Rotom Pokedex: Not really.
*Ash kicks Rotom Pokedex*
Ash: Yes it is!
POKEMON SUN & MOON: THE MOVIE
IN THEATERS MARCH 13TH. RATED PG. (said quickly)
Category:Pokémon
Category:Pokémon Characters
Category:Anime
Category:Anime characters
Category:Anime-influenced animation
Category:Animation
Category:Animated Films
Category:Supersamus's Ideas
Category:Sony
Category:Sony Pictures
Category:Columbia Pictures
Category:Columbia Pictures films
Category:Village Roadshow Pictures
Category:Village Roadshow Pictures films
Category:Pokémon cinematic universe
Category:P
Category:O
Category:K
Category:E
Category:M
Category:N
Category:S
Category:U
Category:MGM
Category:MGM films
Category:Amblin Entertainment
Category:Amblin Entertainment films