Who's A Teenager, Susan? (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Skyler: she dresses up as Eggman for the costume party
Mason: “So, Skyler! How did you- WHOA!”
Skyler: “What’s wrong? I’m in an Eggman outfit, so what?”
Stella: “SO WHAT? SO WHAT? You look AMAZING!”
Mason: “Yeah, you look like a scientist!”
Skyler: “Well, I admire Eggman, work part time at Honey Clothing, and feel comfy in this! This will so be the thing I’m going to wear.”
Madeline: “YOU ADMIRE EGGMAN?”
Skyler: “Yes, I do.”
Susan: she looked from above spotting Skyler dressing up as Eggman “Wait, she admires him? I need to talk to her. Anyone with me?”
Heads: 😍 “Skyler is so lovely in that, even if she’s offending people…” he swoons
Susan: she tries catching Heads, but he slides down the floor
Sasha: her watch beeps “Sorry, Susan! I’ve gotta go!” she uses her grappling hook to swing through the city, arriving at Prower Corps
Tails: “Super Wispon, meet SUPER CREAM!”
Super Cream: “I’ve had enough, Sasha. You always stop Tails from doing good, and you keep defending an evil restaurant that kills Chao. Now it’s time for you to suffer consequences.”
Sasha: “Uh oh, that can’t be good.”
Super Cream: her army of Chao goes after Sasha
Sasha: “You made one fatal mistake, Cream!” she uses Black Bomb to roll over Chao
The Chao just punch the bomb ability
Sasha: she Cyan Lasers at Super Cream
Super Cream: she takes damage, but she heals herself quickly “You’re not letting Tails be prevented from putting all Eggman fans in prison!”
Sasha: “Yes, I am! And I’ve just got a way to stop him.”
Gaia City Educational Center
Mighty: “Madeline, I am so disappointed on you. Why do you admire Eggman?”
Madeline: “He’s like so fab. He makes amazing machines, he is funny, and Skyler looks good in his outfit.”
Mighty: “FUNNY?”
Ray: “Wait, Gleam likes Eggman?”
Gleam: “Duh, everyone in Grade 7 does.”
Ray: “Don’t be in the trend.”
Gleam: “I’m a teenager! I love forbidden stuff! I like doing Eggman salutes, I like loopholes, I like his robots. Like they are so funny! Like why is his name Eggman?” he laughs hard
Nick: “Teenager or not, you should not find these things funny!”
Skyler: “Dad, I am a teenager! Every teen would find things funny because they are forbidden! I want to use this to prank people.”
Nick: “You’re extraordinary, Skyler. Don’t join the bandwagon.”
Stella: “Your parents are there to reprimand you? Good thing-“
Sonia: “Stella, Stella, Stella.”
Stella: “Mom?”
Sonia: “I am very disappointed in you.”
Stella: “Don’t make a rule to unban Eggman symbolism, that’s what makes that funny!”
Manic: “Funny?”
Mason: “We’re teens, Dad! We can think Eggman is funny!”
Manic: “That does not excuse you.”
Susan: “Wait, you admire Eggman?”
Skyler: “Yes.”
Nick: “WHAT? As a veteran in the times when Amy wasn’t powerful enough, that offends me. You’re grounded, miss.”
Skyler: “But I’m a teen!”
Nick: “How many times have I told you, your age can’t excuse you.”
Susan: “I find Eggman funny. This is the same way Sonic thinks of him sometimes, but you can’t NEVER treat him seriously. I mean you can get his products, but LIKING him is a line I wouldn’t cross.”
Madeline: “Guess you are right, he is too evil to be liked. But he is still funny!”
All 7th graders laugh at Mason and Stella doing Eggman salutes and do the same thing
The 1st-6th and 8th graders join in the laughing
Sasha: she Cyan Lasers to the Educational center and laughs at the 7th graders doing Eggman symbolisms
Super Cream: “Not even the Chaos Emeralds can prevent me from being annoyed this noise.” she shouts at everyone “SHUT UP!”
Everyone ran in terror
Sasha: “Darn it, no objects to- wait a minute-“ she Cyan Lasers out of the educational center and goes to Prower Corps “I forgot to destroy Tails’ machine!”
Epic chase with Sasha dodging obstacles like a master
Sasha: she combines Cyan Laser with Jade Ghost, thus making her go through obstacles with ease, then she deactivates and uses Green Hover to hover to the roof
Tails: “Oh, I finally-“
Sasha: she Cyan Lasers towards Tails’ machine
Super Cream: after she and her Chao chase Sasha, they get led to Tails’ machine and accidentally destroy the entire room
Tails: “CURSE YOU, SASHA THE PORCUPINE!”
Gaia City Educational Center
Super Cream: she heals Tails and transfers Chaos energy to him
Tails: he becomes Super Tails and leads his Flickies to Gaia City Educational Center
Sasha: “Whoa! You don’t see that everyday!”
Super Tails: “Sasha, I had enough. Stop foiling my plans to destroy the Eggman Empire. NOW!”
Sasha: “But Tails, we do it for fun, right?”
Super Tails: “Well I don’t see it as fun anymore, I see it as you getting in the way of us stopping hatred towards the billions of Mobians and animals who were tortured by Eggman.”
Super Cream: “Yeah, you can throw a birthday party for Eggman-“
Super Tails: “No, they can’t!”
Super Cream: “They can, because it’s polite. However, don’t support him in any other way. Maybe you can just redeem him, then all of Tails’ feuds with Heads will be gone.”
Susan: “We will try to redeem him, but we still find him funny. We do not like him, OK?”
Super Cream: “But don’t be so mean to others by laughing about or joking about or dressing as their tormentor!”
Super Tails: “Look who contradicted herself.”
Super Cream: “Eggman is no joke.”
Swift: he shows Cream a suitcase of the clothes of a clown “I believe you left this at home.”
Super Tails: “No. We donated it to someone else."
Swift: "Who?"
Super Tails: "You."
Curd: “Swift, what are you doing? Seeing my Mom this angry is frightening!”
Heads: “Yeah, she’s scary when she gets angry.”
Sasha: “Fine. We’ll try stopping doing these things, Tails and Cream. I may hate you and love to hate you, but you are still good people.”
Susan: “That’s what we love about you!”
They turn back to normal
Cream: “Get my daughter Curd-“
Tails: “Not the Metal Virus jokes!”
Cream: “Oh. Just watch cartoons like PoriferanNoah and Phoenix and Herb. They are really funny, and they can distract you from such hate crimes like these.”
Sasha: “OK, Cream!”
Heads: “Will do.”
Skyler: “But this was so comfy!”
Cream: “Honey Clothes made more comfy clothes for you!” she gave Skyler a dress from Honey Clothing
Skyler: “Thanks, Cream! We will never make fun of Eggman ever again. Also, Dad, are you here?”
Nick: “Yes. Good thing you learned, and I know you’re sorry. You’re forgiven!”
Madeline: “Sorry, Dad!”
Mighty: “It’s all good!”
Gleam: “Sorry, Dad!”
Ray: “He tortured me, so let that remind you not to make fun of him ever again. You’re forgiven.”
Stella: “Sorry, Mom and Uncle!”
Sonia: “It’s OK!”
Mason: “Or my aunt and my dad.”
Manic: “Good that you learned.”
Cream: “Now let’s watch Phoenix and Herb: Through the Next Dimension!”
Everyone goes to the theater to watch Phoenix and Herb: Through the Next Dimension and they all laugh and have fun
The camera zooms out
Lulu: “And that’s how to make a relatable story, while still adding Sasha to this plot.”
Anne: “Submit it in the writing contest!”
The End!
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