The Hunt on Haunted Hill

==Summary==
The Mysteries Gang hike up a hill of haunts and discover that there is a lost miner's gold.
==Script==
(We open on nighttime on a swampy hillside called Haunted Hill and we see a barefooted miner looking like the miner on the cover for the 1980s Scooby Doo video game and thunder goes off as we fade to Piperville where the gang are at the malt shop Shaun is reading the paper while Gloriosa and Sunset are on either side of him (Sunset is on his left and Gloriosa is on his right) while Alonso and Goober are eating)
Shaun:Hey gang listen to this. Mysterious miner spotted on Haunted Hill. Jeath the local nut clams it's the ghost of the old prospector seeking the last vain of gold.
Alonso:Well amigo I'm glad he's not seeking my sandwich here man.
(Goober licks his lips and says)
Goober:Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(Cuts to Gloriosa)
Gloriosa Daisy:Lucky him. He'd probably get indigestion.
Alonso:Pleassse. The only one who's gonna get indigestion here is me. And I'm gonna enjoy it.
(About to eat it but Goober takes it)
Goober:Delicious!
Alonso:Huh? What happened?
Gloriosa Daisy:This weirdo mysterious miner seems to be attacking only certain people who go on top of Haunted Hill.
Sunset:Why would some old miner wanna do that?
Shaun:I don't know. But maybe we can help him solve this mystery. Let's go see him.
(We fade to the yellow Ford hippie van outside an old cabin where the gang are talking to a middle aged male)
Jeath:Yes sire. As strange as it may seem. I seen the Ghost Miner of Haunted Hill. He haunts the cave after dark and the only ones left are me and Zeb Pertgins and Zeke Zullion.
Gloriosa Daisy:I think we should have a word with them.
(Two men resembling Zeb and Zeke from Which Witch is Which come in)
Jeath:And here they are right now little lady.
Zeke:Zeb is sayin that we should all leave. And besides you took the picture Jeath.
Jeath:So? S'only an old photo.
Gloriosa Daisy:Excuse us sirs. But we'd like to ask you both some questions.
Zeke:Not now little lady. We got work to do.
(They leave)
Shaun:If you don't mind sir we'd like to have a look around.
(Goober nods back and forth)
Goober:Not me.
(We fade to them on the hilltop investigating)
Alonso:Yoinks! Do you think this hill is really haunted?
Shaun:No.
Goober:Yeah! It's haunted!
Shaun:Al can you control Goob?
Alonso:Like I'm as scared as him.
(A bat flew over Goober's head then Alonso stumbles over an old cowboy hat)
Alonso:Like this must be a clue.
(They kept walking until a black cat crossed their path)
Goober:Uh-oh.
Alonso:Bad luck Goob.
(It was bad luck that they got lost when they tried to find another clue)
Alonso:I have a creepy feeling something is watching us.
(They looked up and saw a hungry buzzard staring at them from a tree they ran from the buzzard and got totally lost but Sunset discovered that they were on the miner's trial when she saw a sack with a shiny trail leading away from it they followed the shiny trial until Goober found a rusty pail)
Goober:Guys! Look!
(It was another clue they kept followed the shiny trial until it ended at a swamp filled with quicksand and nasty things)
Alonso:Yiiikes! We're trapped! Let's grab a vine and swing over to the other side.
(It turned out that the vine was really a snake but they made it over the swamp safely on the other side they found a pick)
Sunset:Gee Goober something's buried here.
Alonso:Like maybe the miner!
Goober:Yeah miner!
(They had found the place where something was buried on Haunted Hill)
Shaun:And I have a plan that I think will work.
(Goober is wondering around)
Goober:Yoo hoo. Mr. Ghost Miner of Haunted Hill? I'm here with the treasure.
Ghost Miner:(Pops out)Ah good. Now I shall have it.
(Opens the sack and confetti pops out)
Ghost Miner:It's a trick!
(Goober runs off)
Ghost Miner:I'll get you for this!
(Chases after him and the gang push a mine cart and as Goober runs by the Ghost Miner isn't so lucky as he is fallen into the trap and it flips crashing and is on top of him the gang come over)
Gloriosa Daisy:Now let's see who bilnd bearded face the Ghost Miner of Haunted Hill really is.
(Pulls off the hat and beard)
Gang:Zeb Pertgins?!
(We fade to a policeman holding him)
Policeman:So it really was Zeb behind the Ghost Miner of Haunted Hill.
Shaun:It sure was officer. He found the gold mine and decided to keep it all for himself. 
Gloriosa Daisy:And used the Ghost Miner of Haunted Hill to frighten off interlopers.
Alonso:And scare off Zeke Zullion and Jeath.
Jeath:What?! He tired to scare us off so he can have all that land for himself?!
Sunset:Yup.
Zeke:(To Zeb)Shame on you Zeb!
Sunset:He wanted it to be real of the legend and used scary tricks to scare off people like Gloriosa said.
Zeb:And i'd have done it too! If you kids hadn't come along!
Alonso:Like well prospector the only thing you're gonna dig up is jail time.
(They laugh as we blackout ending the story)
==Trivia==
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