Wagstaff/Quotes

This page lists Wagstaff's quotes, which are spoken when the player examines an in-game object, or during certain in-game events. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.
==Wagstaff==
=== Tools===
====Base Game====
* Axe- "Employs a wedge of precisely 45 degrees."
* Luxury Axe- "Fascinating! Gold has much more durable properties here."
* Shovel- "It is amazing what some twigs and flint can build."
* Regal Shovel- "Strangely more durable than its stone counterpart."
* Pickaxe- "A useful tool for acquiring minerals."
* Opulent Pickaxe- "Strange, the gold makes it more durable, not less."
* Razor- "Theoretically, it can be used to shave an animal."
* Hammer- "For use on inanimate objects. Akin to a dissection scalpel."
* Pitchfork- "A purposeful tool for prying turf."
* Feather Pencil- "A lightweight writing implement for use on signage."
* Brush- "Theoretically, the brushing of an animal's fur will endear me to them."
* Saddle- "A rudimentary seat for traversing on domesticated animals."
* War Saddle- "Requires a small sacrifice of rabbits for the sake of a war machine."
* Glossamer Saddle- "Using butterfly wings as a construction material significantly lessens its weight."
* Saddlehorn- "A length of curved metal for wresting a saddle off a beast's back."
* Salt Lick- "A cube of sodium to placate my domesticated bovine."
====Shipwrecked====
* Machete- "A pragmatic tool for slashing objects."
* Luxury Machete- "Gold is so plentiful here I can use it in household tools."
====Hamlet====
* Shears- "Cutting implements constructed from raw metal."
=== Lights===
====Base Game====
* Campfire (upon being built)- "Combustion at its finest."
* Fire Pit (upon being built)- "It ignites at the mere introduction of fuel!"
* Campfire (high)- "Hoohooo! An admirable display of thermodynamics!"
* Fire Pit (high)- "Exothermic energy emitting at an alarming rate!"
* Campfire (normal)- "An excellent source of thermal radiation."
* Fire Pit (normal)- "No spark is required to ignite this fire."
* Campfire (low)- "The wavelengths of the thermal waves are getting shorter."
* Fire Pit (low)- "Getting dangerously low to being extinguished."
* Campfire (embers)- "Requires more fuel to continue reacting exothermically."
* Fire Pit (embers)- "It's down to cinders."
* Campfire (out)- "Not even a trace of heat left."
* Fire Pit (out)- "Remarkably, it will ignite on contact with a fuel source."
* Torch- "Portable combustion. Direly needed in this environment."
* Miner Hat- "The lens must focus the bioluminescence."
* Pumpkin Lantern- "Strange. The length of its light emitting properties vary depending on the season."
* Lantern- "A portable source of illumination that will no doubt come in handy."
====Reign of Giants====
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit- "An endothermic nitre fire! Quite fascinating!"
* Endothermic Fire (high)- "Emitting endothermic waves at an alarming rate!"
* Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "Sending out endothermic waves at an alarming rate!"
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Fascinating! Absolutely fascinating!"
* Endothermic Fire (low)- "It requires more fuel to consume."
* Endothermic Fire Pit (low)- "Needs more fuel to consume."
* Endothermic Fire (embers)- "Nearing the end of its current fuel."
* Endothermic Fire Pit (embers)- "Nearing the end of current fuel."
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (out)- "I'll have to start it again."
* Moggles- "Converts scents to visual light waves."
====Shipwrecked====
* Chiminea (all stages)- "Ah ha! I have achieved efficient combustion!"
* Bottle Lantern- "Miniscule lighting in a bottle."
* Boat Torch- "The fortunate angle of this stick makes for an ideal hanging device."
* Boat Lantern- "An exemplary application for bioluminescence."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "The obsidian is a fantastic conductor of thermal energy."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "The thermal energy output is enormous!"
* Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "The obsidian really focuses the thermal output."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "Not emitting as much energy as before."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "Still emanating a small amount of thermal energy."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "It should ignite with the addition of a source of fuel."
* Tar Lamp- "A simple yet effective design. Still smells though."
* Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "Efficiently contains an exothermic reaction on the water."
* Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "A glorious blaze! Especially in such a water-logged environment."
* Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "Emitting thermal energy nominally."
* Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "Evidence suggests the fire is getting low."
* Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "It will require more fuel to keep up the combustion process."
* Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "It will require fuel to continue."
====Hamlet====
* Cork Candle Hat- "Presumably the cork will act as an insulator so my head doesn't burn."
* Cowl- "Incredible. It's just like my goggles!"
=== Survival===
====Base Game====
* Backpack- "A fancy free way to bear my impedimenta."
* Piggyback- "An epiphany in transporting technology."
* Bird Trap- "An state-of-the-art snare for those elusive birds."
* Bug Net- "An adequate replacement for the insect collecting tools I left at home."
* Fishing Rod- "An elementary tool. Yet a very useful one."
* Straw Roll- "The aroma of sweet hay has a lethargic effect."
* Fur Roll- "Preposterously effective at producing lethargy."
* Tent- "Its restorative properties are quite intriguing."
* Trap- "A rudimentary invention to abduct small creatures."
* Honey Poultice- "An excellent implementation of honey's antibiotic effect."
* Healing Salve- "A panacea of spider venom."
* Umbrella- "A portable canopy for the sun and the rain."
* Compass-
** N- "North."
** S- "South."
** E- "East."
** W- "West."
** NE- "Northeast."
** SE- "Southeast."
** NW- "Northwest."
** SW- "Southwest."
* Compass (generic)- "Theoretically, it is attracted to the magnetic poles of this world."
* Compass (broken)- "I'll have to navigate henceforth without a compass."
* Bundling Wrap- "A consolidation of rope and paper makes for good wrapping."
* Bundled Supplies- "Amazing! The weight of the items inside are reduced when bundled together!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Insulated Pack- "A portable storage device for preventing food spoilage!"
* Luxury Fan- "Produces an extraordinary amount of wind."
* Siesta Lean-to- "For indulging in the therapeutic properties of a nap."
* Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "
* Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "
* Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "
* Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "
* Tent (overheating)- "
* Tent (burnt)- "It's fortuitous I was not in it at the time."
* Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "Obviously it was combustible."
* Thermal Stone- "Fascinating! This stone is able to store thermal energy."
* Thermal Stone (frozen)- "It has absorbed the sub-zero ambient temperature.
* Thermal Stone (cold)- "Helpfully, its temperature change is linked with a chromatic one."
* Thermal Stone (warm)- "Giving off thermal energy."
* Thermal Stone (hot)- "Its thermal energy emissions warm the recesses of my viscera."
* Pretty Parasol- "It's translucency provides little protection."
====Shipwrecked====
* Thatch Pack- "Palm leaves make for an outstanding building material."
* Booty Bag- "Its metaphysical properties allow it to spontaneously generate dubloons."
* Sea Sack- "A sack that protects perishables, but it is made from perishables itself."
* Tropical Fan- "Fascinating! It controls air currents."
* Silly Monkey Ball- "He he. I can see what those simians see in this amusing sphere."
* Tropical Parasol- "It provides a modicum of protection from the elements."
* Anti Venom- "A tincture of antibodies."
* Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "A rudimentary structure that will keep the rain away. In theory."
====Hamlet====
* Bug B'Gone- "An excellent merger of tubers and predatory plant stalk."
* Bird Whistle- "A bird whistle that appears to call an exceedingly large bird."
===Food===
====Base Game====
* Crock Pot (empty)- "In need of ingredients."
* Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "I'll recite the digits of pi while I wait."
* Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Must be using high frequency radiation to cook."
* Crock Pot (finished)- "Done already? Remarkable!"
* Bee Box- "A factory for industrious insects."
* Bee Box (no honey)- "Currently empty. I shall have to rectify that."
* Bee Box (some honey)- "The process is not yet complete."
* Bee Box (full of honey)- "Those bugs have produced a good deal of honey!"
* Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "Gardening fundamentals seem to work the same here."
* Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "It's growing at a remarkable rate!"
* Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "It would benefit from further fertilization."
* Ice Box- "Just like the ice boxes at home."
* Drying Rack- "Not the most sophisticated tool but it will do."
* Drying Rack (drying)- "Still undergoing the evaporation process."
* Drying Rack (finished)- "Food dries so rapidly here!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Crock Pot (burnt)- "Bah. Thermal energy has been applied overzealously."
* Bee Box (burnt)- "Where have the bees gone to?"
* Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "Perhaps caused by an exothermic internal reaction."
* Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "The moist atmosphere is not helping the drying process."
* Drying Rack (burnt)- "Perhaps it was a little too dry."
* Bucket-o-poop- "Manure smells the same in this world."
====Shipwrecked====
* Mussel Stick- "An ingenious invention fabricated from readily available materials."
* Mussel Bed- "Theoretically, I can farm my own bivalve molluscs here."
* Fish Farm (empty)- "Entirely devoid of fish at the moment."
* Fish Farm (growing)- "A wild selection of aquatic craniates. Still in egg form."
* Fish Farm (one fish)- "Evidence suggests a roe has hatched."
* Fish Farm (two fish)- "In theory, more eggs will be able to hatch."
* Fish Farm (three fish)- "Theoretically this farm could still hold more fish."
* Fish Farm (four fish)- "It's reached capacity! How wonderful!"
====Hamlet====
* Sprinkler- "A dynamic mechanical atomizer of H2O!"
===Science===
====Base Game====
* Science Machine- "How interesting! Proximity affects its usability."
* Alchemy Engine- "Even alchemy operates differently here."
* Thermal Measurer- "Amazing! Gold has mercurial properties here."
* Rainometer- "Those elements would never make a barometer at home."
* Lightning Rod- "Attracts the electrostatic discharge of a lightning strike."
* Lightning Rod (charged)- "Curious, it gives off light energy but no thermal energy."
* Gunpowder- "An ingenious invention. Capable of much destruction."
====Reign of Giants====
* Science Machine (burnt)- "Non-functioning."
* Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Appears it was combustible."
* Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Cannot function as is."
* Rainometer (burnt)- "Just carbon now."
* Ice Flingomatic (off)- "I switched it off to save on fuel."
* Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Primed for fire fighting!"
* Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "It has almost consumed all of its available fuel."
* Electrical Doodad- "A crystal diode made of gold and rocks! I have many uses for this!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Sea Lab- "Science on the sea! How marvelous!"
* Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "A practical electric refrigeration unit that doesn't require electricity!"
* Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "Producing endothermic reactions at an alarming rate!"
* Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "Theoretically, it will require more fuel soon."
* Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "The fuel must be replenished immediately!"
* Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "It requires fuel to convert to endothermic energy."
* Quacken Drill- "Such a simple design. Yet so effectively destructive!"
====Hamlet====
* Smelter- "Magnificent! Perhaps I can build a factory here as well."
* Oscillating Fan- "Magnificent! What a marvel of engineering!"
====Exclusive to PS4====
* Accomploshrine- "A puzzle! Let's hope it's a good one!"
===Fight===
====Base Game====
* Spear- "Not incredibly effective weapon, but it has other uses."
* Ham Bat- "Remarkably destructive yet still susceptible to food spoilage."
* Boomerang- "The unbalanced aerodynamic forces acting upon it create an eliptical airborne path."
* Boomerang (hit self)- "Missed! My calculations must be off."
* Blow Dart- "A potent pneumatic projectile weapon."
* Sleep Dart- "This mixture of bee stinger and feather has a soporific effect!"
* Fire Dart- "Curious. What produces the spark that consumes the charcoal?"
* Football Helmet- "Has oddly large protective qualities given its considerable softness."
* Grass Suit- "Approximately a 1 on the Mohs Scale."
* Log Suit- "I can study my attackers more closely with this rudimentary armor."
* Marble Suit- "Its weight increases when worn, but not when carried. Fascinating!"
* Bee Mine- "An absolute revelation agrarian warfare."
* Tooth Trap- "How magnificently unmerciful!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Scalemail- "Is it made of asbestos?"
* Morning Star- "Curious. It smells faintly of ozone."
* Weather Pain- "Where does the air current originate?"
====Shipwrecked====
* Poison Spear- "Luckily the venom gland doesn't weigh down the tip of the spear."
* Poison Dart- "An excellent pneumatic device that delivers a slow painful death."
* Coconade- "An inspired combination of gunpowder and hard round fruit."
* Coconade (lit)- "Hoohoo! I cannot wait to see it explode!"
* Spear Gun (empty), Spear Gun- "A tool to propel homicidal weapons at an enemy."
* Poison Spear Gun- "A pernicious propellant."
* Obsidian Spear Gun- "An exothermic propellant launched via a hyperelastic material."
* Cutlass Supreme- "An excellent killing implement."
* Horned Helmet- "The water resistant properties of the aquatic bound bovine have transfered to this headgear."
* Seashell Suit- "A rudimentary design but moderately effective."
* Limestone Suit- "Has considerably more weight when it is worn."
* Cactus Armor- "Defensive clothing constructed from contentious cactus projectiles."
====Hamlet====
* Halberd- "A marvelously versatile instrument capable of causing incredible harm!"
* Cork Bat- "The detriment of its light weight are counteracted by its relative ease to construct."
* Weevole Mantle- "Exoskeleton armor to protect my endoskeleton."
* Mant Mask- "Evidently it masks my human scent as well."
* Mant Suit- "What a wonderful way to infiltrate a suspicious society."
* Fancy Helmet- "Incredibly durable. Though incredibly dense as well."
* Tin Suit- "The riveting in this suit is quite sophisticated."
* Blunderbuss- "A magnificent killing instrument. Such a sleek design."
=== Structures===
====Base Game====
* Birdcage- "An intricate enclosure for scrutinizing the local wildlife."
* Birdcage (occupied)- "Fascinating! This bird has alchemical abilities."
* Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "It sleeps standing up. Curious."
* Pig House- "That house has been built at an alarmingly obtuse angle."
* Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "How many porcine people fit in there?"
* Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Fascinating! They think they're hiding."
* Rabbit Hutch- "Where do they grow the material for their habitats?"
* Hay Wall (held)- "Not terribly heavy."
* Hay Wall- "A temporary structure if I ever saw one."
* Wood Wall (held)- "Segment of a wall made from boards and rope."
* Wood Wall- "Sufficient for the short term."
* Stone Wall (held)- "It would be more useful if it were placed on the ground."
* Stone Wall- "Some solid protection to prevent unwanted trespassing."
* Chest- "Has a lock, but it does not require a key. Curious."
* Sign- "Curious. It's somehow entangled with my map."
* Potted Fern- "A bit of horticulture warms the spirit."
* Mini Sign (held)- "Its function is better realized when it is stuck in the ground."
* Mini Sign (empty)- "It will be of better use if it's drawn upon."
* Mini Sign (drawn on)- "A wonderfully effective way to categorize my things."
* Wood Fence (held)- "Theoretically, this would be of better use in the ground."
* Wood Fence- "A simple but effective way to control the wanderings of domestic animals."
* Wood Gate (held)- "I firmly believe this could be of better use in the ground."
* Wood Gate- "A gate. Evidence suggests you can go through it."
====Reign of Giants====
* Pig House (burnt)- "Retains its structure amazingly well."
* Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Still holds some residual heat."
* Hay Wall (burnt)- "Predictable."
* Wood Wall (burnt)- "Unsurprising. Wood is combustible."
* Chest (burnt)- "No longer functioning."
* Scaled Chest- "The contents are currently incombustible."
* Sign (burnt)- "Wood is prone to burning."
====Shipwrecked====
* Sand Castle- "Fascinating, it seems to add protection against psychic attack."
* Sand Castle (sand)- "Its psychic protective properties have depleted."
* Wildbore House- "Rudimentary, but quite sound structurally."
* Prime Ape Hut- "What treasures have these curious creatures amassed!"
* Limestone Wall (held)- "It's of more use when it is on the ground."
* Limestone Wall- "Interesting. Coral that has use as a corral."
* Dragoon Den- "Fascinating! This creature assumes himself to be some kind of strongman."
* Sandbag (held)- "A small obstacle for flood prevention."
* Sandbag- "Theoretically, it will stem the tide. For a little while."
* Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "That invaluable dark fuel is powering transportation to another world!"
* Seaworthy (SW world)- "That invaluable dark fuel is powering transportation to another world!"
* Buoy- "A buoyant emitter of visible light waves."
* Sea Chest- "Buoyant storage! This will revolutionize sea-going affairs!"
* Ballphin Palace- "Where are all those playful mammals coming from?"
* Sea Wall (held)- "A strong wall. But more effective on the ground."
* Sea Wall- "Presumably, this will withstand external attack."
====Hamlet====
* Cork Barrel- "A small container constructed of a lightweight material."
===Refine===
====Base Game====
* Rope- "Refined grass braided into quite a durable cord."
* Boards- "Board fabrication without planing tools! Extraordinary!"
* Cut Stone- "Rectangular cuboid stonework with many uses."
* Papyrus- "This paper has interesting clothlike properties."
* Purple Gem- "Amazingly adept at focusing the dark fuel."
* Nightmare Fuel- "I must find a way to return with this. It will revolutionize the world!!"
* Beeswax- "Refined byproduct of honey production."
* Wax Paper- "The melding of paper and wax for the purpose of preservation."
====Shipwrecked====
* Cloth- "Functional and flexible."
* Limestone- "Sedimentary rock composed of coral."
* Empty Bottle- "A shame. I was looking forward to a communication."
* Coral Nubbin- "I must find the ideal spot on the seafloor to plant this."
====Hamlet====
* Claw Palm Sapling- "Evidence would suggest it wouldn't survive in the wild."
===Magic===
====Base Game====
* Meat Effigy- "A chance to learn from failure."
* Prestihatitator- "Ah yes! Exactly the knowledge I seek."
* Shadow Manipulator- "For harnessing the dark forces lurking about."
* Pan Flute- "Proven to produce a sonamolant song."
* Night Light- "Amazing. It emits a psychic attack along with light energy!"
* Night Armor- "Armor made from the dark fuel! I cannot wait to see its effects."
* Dark Sword- "Dark fuel forged into a fascinating weapon! Its military applications are endless!"
* One-man Band- "That wonderful dark fuel is augmenting the effectiveness of my playing."
* Bat Bat- "Amazing! It converts psychic energy into kinetic energy."
* Belt of Hunger- "This dark fuel could truly solve the world's hunger problems."
* Chilled Amulet- "An endothermic device somehow activated by its proximity to my sternum."
* Nightmare Amulet- "It uses dark fuel to induce psychic attack! I love it."
* Life Giving Amulet- "Finally a way to experience what death is like!"
* Fire Staff- "The dark fuel is feeding the gem's exothermic properties!"
* Ice Staff- "The stone must concentrate the endothermic energy."
* Telelocator Staff- "So it is possible to bend three dimensional space. I knew it!"
* Telelocator Focus (full)- "A focus for spacetime manipulation."
* Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "Requires stones of an amaranthine color."
* Telolocator Socket (full)- "Contains a precisely placed gem of a particular pigment."
* Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "Requires stones of an amaranth color."
====Reign of Giants====
* Meat Effigy (burnt)- "A life gone up in flames!"
* Prestihatitator (burnt)- "I heartily wish it hadn't burnt."
* Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Even the arcane can burn."
* Old Bell- "It oscillates at an unusual wavelength."
====Shipwrecked====
* Piratihatitator- "If I could return home with this machine, I could revolutionize the world!"
* Piratihatitator (burnt)- "My plans for a scientific revolution have gone up in flames."
* Dripple Pipes- "Yet another instrument I would very much like to bring back with me."
====Hamlet====
* Hogus Porkusator (normal and burnt)- "A source of arcane knowledge in the form of an amusing air borne pig."
* Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "I must learn how to harness the dark fuel into a teleportation device!"
* Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "Another innovation that runs on dark fuel!"
* Living Artifact- "An ancient war machine! I must appraise its funtionality! [sic]"
===Dress===
====Base Game====
* Sewing Kit- "The hound's tooth needle has proven quite dependable."
* Rabbit Earmuffs- "Keeps in thermal waves. Keeps out sound waves."
* Straw Hat- "Required a large amount of grass to construct. But fairly worth the effort."
* Beefalo Hat- "A captivating cap for cattle camouflage. And it keeps me warm!"
* Beekeeper Hat- "Its translucent mesh allows for closer contact."
* Feather Hat- "Attracting birds. Perhaps they think me one of them?"
* Winter Hat- "A knitted hat constructed from silk and grass."
* Top Hat- "An extravagant hat. And one that is affecting my brain waves."
* Dapper Vest- "The hound's tooth has proven quite comfortable. Interesting..."
* Breezy Vest- "Allows for proper air convection."
* Puffy Vest- "Allows for proper air conduction."
* Bush Hat- "How odd! Such a rudimentary disguise, yet so effective."
* Garland- "It counteracts the effects of psychic attack! Fascinating!"
* Walking Cane- "Amazing! It passes kinetic energy onto its user."
====Reign of Giants====
* Cat Cap- "For something fashioned from spider webs it's remarkably unsticky."
* Fashion Melon- "It's sticky and made with sticks. Fascinating!"
* Ice Cube- "Freezes the brain and lowers my internal body temperature."
* Rain Coat- "An excellent insulator of moisture and electrostatic charge."
* Rain Hat- "Excellent apparel for traversing rainy weather."
* Summer Frest- "Quite effective in reflecting thermal waves."
* Floral Shirt- "The flowers have fused into a pattern! Fascinating!"
* Eyebrella- "Perspicillum for precipitation."
* Hibearnation Vest- "Appetite suppressing winter apparel! Astonishing!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Brain of Thought- "The schematics for a plethora of incredible inventions are in now contained within my brain!"
* Snakeskin Hat- "Smells not unlike wet snake."
* Snakeskin Jacket- "The snake scale is quite water resistant."
* Blubber Suit- "Smells faintly of ambergris."
* Windbreaker- "Has an unbelievable resistance to gale force winds."
* Tar Suit- "An entirely effective rain suit! Could be a bit more durable."
* Particulate Purifier- "Amazing! It functions without requiring a sealed cover over the mouth!"
* Sleek Hat- "Incredible. It's worn on the head, yet affects the whole body."
* Shark Tooth Crown- "In theory, this fabricated bravado will restore my mental state."
* Dumbrella- "Its duplicate canopies have increased its effectiveness exponentially."
====Hamlet====
* Gas Mask- "It appears that those ocular plumes are great at air filtration."
* Pith Hat- "Armored head protection amazingly suited to jungle exploration."
* Thunderhat- "A lightning rod mere inches from my brain. What an intriguing experiment!"
===Ancient===
====Base Game====
* Thulecite- "That captivating dark fuel is concentrated in these stones."
* Thulecite Wall (held)- "A wall segment made from the endemic technology."
* Thulecite Wall- "Fascinating! I would love to decipher those markings."
* Thulecite Medallion (min)- "It's attuned to areas of psychic attack."
* Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "It's picking up fluctuations."
* Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "It's releasing a pulse. Almost as if it were alive!"
* Thulecite Medallion (max)- "Hohoo! I'm being hit with fluctuating psychic attacks!"
* Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "The pulses are coming less frequently now."
* Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "The psychic attacks are over. What a shame!"
* Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "I'll need to find a place where this works."
* The Lazy Forager- "The dark fuel must be somehow manipulating electromagnetic forces."
* Magiluminescence- "A dark fuel infused discharger of kinetic and light energy."
* Construction Amulet- "A facilitator for the breaking of the laws of conservation!"
* The Lazy Explorer- "Quite similar to my Telebrella but it uses that fascinating dark fuel!"
* Star Caller's Staff- "The dark fuel in this staff allows me to break all known laws of physics!"
* Deconstruction Staff- "The stone must act as a conduit for the dark energy."
* Pick/Axe- "A revelation! Two tools have been merged into one!"
* Thulecite Crown- "A solid field is being created out of the dark fuel. What a revelation!"
* Thulecite Suit- "That wonderful dark fuel provides an extra barrier to this armor."
* Thulecite Club- "That fascinating dark energy has amplified the brutality of this weapon."
* Houndius Shootius (held)- "Those rocks possess considerable power."
* Houndius Shootius- "It forms a loyalty to its manufacturer! How fascinating!"
=== Nautical===
====Shipwrecked====
* Log Raft- "The dispersal of weight should keep me briefly afloat."
* Raft- "A moderately manufactured buoyant craft."
* Row Boat- "A sufficient ship for my mundane explorative tasks."
* Cargo Boat- "A top-notch transporter of goods across bodies of water."
* Armored Boat- "Sometimes the simplest designs are the most impressive."
* Encrusted Boat- "Surprisingly agile, despite its chaotic design."
* The 'Sea Legs'- "This looks well kept. As if the owner has used it recently."
* Boat Repair Kit- "Strange. Where did the glue come from?"
* Thatch Sail- "Passable material for capturing wind currents."
* Cloth Sail- "Based its malleability and texture, this will make me go fast!"
* Snakeskin Sail- "Theoretically, it's reliable despite its patchy appearance."
* Feather Lite Sail- "These feathers appear to be adept at attracting wind currents."
* Iron Wind- "Yet another contrivance which makes use of those versatile gears!"
* Boat Cannon- "Explosive! Someone could do considerable damage with this!"
* Quackering Ram- "An exceptionally enormous blunt object to hit things with."
* Sea Trap (held and placed)- "I do hope this yields a lobster dinner."
* Sea Yard (off)- "I must extract more tar for this marvelous machine to work again!"
* Sea Yard (on)- "Magnificent. I could use this kind of automation in my factory!"
* Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "Getting precariously low on fuel."
* Tar Extractor (off)- "It requires the turning of a switch to function."
* Tar Extractor (on)- "Splendid. We very much need something like this at home."
* Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "Evidence suggests it needs more tar."
* Trawl Net- "What enigmas of the deep can I uncover!"
* Trawl Net (detached)- "Full of the wonders of the sea!"
* Trawl Net (sinking)- "Theoretically, it will reach the bottom soon."
* Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "Descending rapidly..."
* Spyglass- "The glass bottle makes an uncommonly good looking glass."
* Super Spyglass- "The refraction properties of that lens is astonishing!"
* Captain Hat- "Curious. It appears to have an affect on my sailing competency."
* Pirate Hat- "Effects the probability of my success as a sea captain."
* Lucky Hat- "Incredible. It increases the probability of finding treasure!"
* Life Jacket- "Ingenious! The empty glass bottles will keep me buoyant!"
====Hamlet====
* Cork Bowl Canoe- "Theoretically, it works. Though I won't predict for how long."
===Volcanic===
====Shipwrecked====
* Obsidian Machete- "An adamantine blade with exothermic properties."
* Obsidian Axe- "Incredible! The obsidian is converting kinetic energy into thermal energy."
* Obsidian Spear- "Initial observations suggest the obsidian gets really hot."
* Obsidian Armor- "The reptilian heart and obsidian have imbued it with incendiary properties."
* Obsidian Coconade- "Contains an explosive amount of potential energy."
* Howling Conch- "Intriguing! Its sound reverberations have an effect on the weather!"
* Sail Stick- "A superlative utilization of dark fuel. The world will be better for its introduction!"
* Volcano Staff- "Such power focused into a portable staff! Magnificent!"
===​Treasure Hunting===
====Hamlet====
* Disarming Tools- "An aid in negotiating those violent booby traps."
* Ball Pein Hammer- "A diminutive tool, ideal for negotiating the removal of gems."
* Gold Pan- "I do hope the holes were meant to be there."
* Magnifying Glass- "Excellent! A burning glass!"
===​City Planning===
====Hamlet====
* Lamp Post (off)- "Presumably they've turned it off to conserve the bulb."
* Lamp Post (on)- "How wonderful! Does it run on direct current or alternating current?"
* Town House- "The humble home of a domesticated pig."
* Town House (burning)- "In theory that home is done for."
* The Sterling Trough Deli- "The finest eating establishment in the environs."
* The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "Presumably, I will be without sandwiches until they rebuild."
* Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "A kaleidoscope of goods within. Though sadly not a kaleidoscope."
* Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Presumably, someone has the means to extinguish that flame."
* Curly Tails Mud Spa- "It's well stocked with medical supplies."
* Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "Alarming! And yet I don't hear an alarm."
* Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "Contains a smorgasbord of fine foods for sale."
* Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "Did it spontaneously catch fire?"
* Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "Materials for the cultivation of plants can be purchased within."
* Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "It cannot burn forever. In theory."
* 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "A store that contains multitudes."
* 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "I do enjoy a good combustive event now and then."
* The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "This looks like a shop I could spend some time in!"
* The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "I would not rule out spontaneous combustion."
* The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Ah wonderful! A shop dealing in brutal means of destruction."
* The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "Presumably someone will come along to put that out."
* The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "A store selling caps for my cranium."
* The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "Evidence would suggest it's been set on fire."
* Swinesbury Academy- "Excellent! The halls of history. Let's see what I can learn."
* Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "Quite the high-temperature exothermic redox chemical reaction!"
* Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "A place of rudimentary coinage alchemy."
* Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "The flames are so intriguing!"
* The Tinkerer's Tower- "I'm always in the market for engineering blueprints."
* The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "Presumably, all the blueprints are now burnt too."
* Swinesbury City Hall- "A venerable hall of presumptions and bureaucracy."
* Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "Theoretically, all the paperwork is burnt too."
* My City Hall- "As lucrative as my new job is, I prefer to occupy my days as an inventor."
* My City Hall (burning)- "Evidence would suggest there are vandals in the town."
* Security Contract- "I can now acquire the services of a bodyguard."
* Slanty Shanty- "My work awaits!"
* Slanty Shanty (locked)- "It looks like an adequate facility to build some inventions."
* Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "A setback! But I will rebuild!"
* Watch Tower- "Ah. A stone fortification from which to defend."
* Watch Tower (burning)- "Those stones burn as well as wood does. Curious..."
===​Renovate===
====Hamlet====
* House Expansion Permit- "Ah yes! Now I can expand my workshop!"
* Demolition Permit- "A document allowing me to destroy a building so I can inevitably rebuild."
=====Flooring=====
* Wood Flooring- "Beguiling."
* Marble Flooring- "Captivating."
* Checkered Flooring- "Provocative."
* Slate Flooring- "Compelling."
* Sheet Metal Flooring- "Riveting."
* Garden Stone Flooring- "Bucolic."
* Geometric Tiles Flooring- "Geometric."
* Shag Carpet- "Ductile."
* Transitional Flooring- "Fragmentary."
* Wood Panel Flooring- "Timbered."
* Herringbone Flooring- "Patterned."
* Hexagon Flooring- "Geometrical."
* Curvy Hoof Flooring- "Porcine."
* Octagon Flooring- "Octagonal."
=====Shelves=====
* Carved Bookshelf- "Sensible."
* Basic Bookshelf and Cinderblock Bookshelf- "Functional."
* Marble Shelf- "Ornamental."
* Glass Shelf- "Fragile."
* Ladder Shelf- "Practical."
* Hutch Shelf- "Elaborate."
* Industrial Shelf- "Efficient."
* Adjustable Shelf- "Adaptable."
* Windowed Cabinet- "Concave."
* Wall Mounted Shelf and Pallet Shelf- "Constructive."
* A-Frame Shelf- "Peaked."
* Crates Shelf- "Innovative."
* Fridge- "Deceptive."
* Floating Shelf- "Angled."
* Pipe Shelf- "Practical."
* Hat Tree- "Amusing."
=====Plantholders=====
* Basic Plantholder- "Burgeoning."
* WIP Plantholder- "Viable."
* Fancy Plantholder- "Flourishing."
* Bonsai Plantholder- "Cultivated."
* Dishgarden Plantholder- "Semi-spherical."
* Philodendron Plantholder- "Germinating."
* Orchid Plantholder- "Flourishing."
* Draceana Plantholder- "Thriving."
* Xerographica Plantholder- "Swinging."
* Birdcage Plantholder- "Swaying."
* Palm Plantholder- "Crescive."
* ZZ Plantholder- "Budding."
* Fernstand Plantholder- "Shaggy."
* Fern Plantholder- "Suspended."
* Terrarium Plantholder- "Insulated."
* Plantpet Plantholder- "Enjoyable."
* Traps Plantholder- "Predatory."
* Pitcher Plantholder- "Receptic."
* Marble Plantholder- "Flourishing."
* "Character" Tree- "Melancholic."
* Festive Tree- "Festive."
=====Columns=====
* Planed Wood Column- "Sturdy."
* Millinery Column- "Luxurious."
* Round Column- "Cylindrical."
* Lit Marble Column- "Refined."
=====Wall Papers=====
* Wood Paneling- "Constructive."
* Checkered Wall Paper- "Checkered."
* Floral Wall Paper- "Verdant."
* Sunflower Wall Paper- "Botanic."
* Harlequin Wall Paper- "Rhomboid."
* Peagawk Wall Paper- "Plumed."
* Orange Wall Paper- "Standard."
* Purple Wall Paper- "Humdrum."
* Rope Wall Panneling- "Knotty."
* Circle Wall Tiling- "Patterned."
* Marble Wall Tiling- "Metamorphic."
* Fine Wall Tiling- "Official."
* Full Wall Moulding- "Beveled."
* Upholstered Wall- "Cushioned."
=====Ceiling Lights=====
* Wired Bulb- "Revolutionary!"
* Metal Shade Lamp- "Riveting."
* Chandelier- "Incendiary."
* Rope Light- "Inspired!"
* Dual Rope Light- "Entwined."
* Blown Glass Bulb- "Glamorous."
* Cherry Lamp Shade- "Ravishing."
* Hanging Blooming Lamp- "Delectable."
* Hanging Floral Lamp- "Enticing."
* Tophat Light- "Charming."
* Derby Light- "Attractive."
=====Wall Decorations=====
* Photo- "Photographic."
* Full Length Mirror- "Reflective."
* Embroidery Hoop- "Elaborate."
* Mosaic- "Variegated."
* Wreath- "Circular."
* Axe- "Honed."
* Hunt- "Tapered."
* Periodic Table- "Riveting!"
* Gears Art- "Enchanting!"
* Cape- "Blustering."
* No Smoking- "Cautioning."
* Black Cat- "Advertising."
* Tasteful Fish Mounting- "Piscean."
* Beefalo Mounting- "Bovine."
=====Chairs=====
* Classic Chair- "Enchanting."
* Corner Chair- "Perpendicular."
* Bench- "Pronged."
* Horned Chair- "Thorny."
* Footrest- "Podial."
* Lounge Chair- "Serene."
* Massager Chair- "Intriguing."
* Stuffed Chair- "Polyhedral."
* Rocking Chair- "Metronomic."
* Ottoman Chair- "Reposing."
* Fancy Chaise- "Lavish."
=====House Upgrades=====
* Cottage Kit- "The elements to construct a cabin facade for my home."
* Tudor Home Kit- "Components to make the outside of my home more visually pleasing."
* Gothic Home Kit- "Evidently, I will have to build this myself."
* Brick Home Kit- "Peraphernalia to do some exterior home improvements."
* Turreted Home Kit- "Material for constructing a fine home exterior."
* Villa Kit- "Theoretically, this will improve the appearance of my home."
* Manor Kit- "Evidence would suggest I can improve my living arrangements."
=====Doors=====
* Hardwood Door- "I've broadened my horizons. And my home."
* Stone Archway- "The doorway to expanding my horizons."
* Forest Door- "Intriguing. The internal expansion is not visible from the outside."
* Wrought Iron Door- "An elaborate entryway to another room."
* Curtained Door- "Beguiling."
* Industrial Door- "Riveting. It's like I never left the factory."
* Round Doorway- "Cordial."
* Gothic Door- "Welcoming."
=====Windows=====
* Peaked Curtain Window- "Decorative."
* Round Burlap Window- "Patchwork."
* Peaked Window- "Pointed."
* Square Window- "Quadratic."
* Tall Window- "Arched."
* Large Square Curtain Window- "Ornamental."
* Tall Curtain Window- "Embellished."
* Greenhouse Wall- "Fenestrated."
=====Rugs=====
* Eye Rug- "Hypnotic."
* Square Throw Rug- "Quadratic."
* Oval Rug- "Efflorescent."
* Large Rug- "Botanic."
* Fur Throw Rug- "Peltish."
* Hedgehog Rug- "Charming."
* Porcupus Rug- "Macabre."
* Hoofprint Rug- "Delightful."
* Octagon Rug- "Patterned."
* Swirl Rug- "Vortical."
* Catcoon Rug- "Morbid."
* Rubbermat Rug- "Bouncy."
* Web Rug- "Viscous."
* Metal Rug- "Riveting."
* Wormhole Rug- "Intriguing."
* Braid Rug- "Textile."
* Beard Rug- "Hirsute."
* Nailbed Rug- "Precarious."
* Crime Rug- "Intriguing..."
* Soccer Rug- "Geometric."
=====Lamps=====
* Fringe Lamp- "Enlightening."
* Stainglass Lamp- "Refractory."
* Downbridge Lamp- "Arched."
* Dual Embroidered Lamp- "Sophisticated."
* Ceramic Lamp- "Florid."
* Glass Lamp- "Transparent."
* Dual Fringes Lamp- "Binary."
* Candelabra Lamp- "Waxy."
* Elizabethan Lamp- "Lustrous."
* Gothic Lamp- "Urban."
* Orb Lamp- "Spheroid."
* Bellshade Lamp- "Bowed."
* Crystals Lamp- "Diffractive."
* Upturn Lamp- "Illuminating."
* Dual Upturn Lamp- "Dichotomic."
* Spool Lamp and Right Angle Lamp- "Luminescent."
* Edison Lamp- "Revolutionary!"
* Adjustable Lamp- "Accommodating."
* Fancy Lamp- "Elaborate."
=====Tables=====
* Round Table- "Circular."
* Hard Wood Desk- "Rectangular."
* DIY Table- "Uncomplicated."
* College Table- "Rudimentary."
* Crate Table- "Practical."
* Chess Table- "Thought provoking."
===​Tinkering===
====Base Game====
* Spectoggles- "Refracted lenses polished to a specific curvature so I can see better."
* Infroggles- "I do hope to catch a glimpse of the night creature with these."
* Visor- "I designed it so I can study sound reverberations while I'm engaged in combat."
* Fryfocals- "Tiny spheres of static energy make a marvelous flaming projectile."
* Telebrella- "A short range, aerial teleportation antenna in convenient-to-carry umbrella form."
* Telipad- "The receiver pad for my short range teleportation device."
* Thumper- "Delivers a pragmatic shock wave of ground reverberations."
===Nature - Plants===
====Base Game====
* Evergreen- "I deduce it's not one of the possessed kind."
* Lumpy Evergreen- "It must undergo some kind of spontaneous generation."
* Spiky Tree- "It abounds with twigs."
* Evergreen (stump)- "Excellent specimen. I should perform a necropsy on it!"
* Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "The cross section of a tree I have cleaved."
* Spiky Tree (stump)- "Cleaving it has cut short its ability to survive."
* Evergreen (burning)- "Undergoing an exothermic redox reaction."
* Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "Combustion at work."
* Spiky Tree (burning)- "Scientific proof that this tree is combustible."
* Evergreen (burnt)- "Just soot and ash now."
* Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "Apt to become air particulate at the first stiff breeze."
* Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Evidence that a fire has occurred here recently."
* Evergreen (sapling)- "I suspect it will grow quickly, like most things in this world."
* Log- "Cross-section of a tree. For fuel and construction purposes."
* Log (burning)- "Combusting beautifully."
* Charcoal- "The result of pyrolysis."
* Pine Cone- "My favorite portable Fibonacci sequence."
* Marble Tree- "A deposit of metamorphic rock in the form of a tree."
* Totally Normal Tree (normal and stump)- "I've never seen such vitality in a tree!"
* Living Log- "I do wish logs at home were similarly afflicted."
* Sapling- "I predict it will be a tree soon enough."
* Sapling (picked)- "Experience dictates it will grow back."
* Sapling (burning)- "All wood will burn."
* Sapling (held)- "I will endeavor to find suitable soil for this."
* Twigs- "A common resource with a remarkable amount of applications.
* Grass Tuft- "Has an unusually strong tensile strength."
* Grass Tuft (picked)- "Luckily the growth rate here is extraordinarily rapid."
* Grass Tuft (barren)- "I deduce it requires fertilization."
* Grass Tuft (burning)- "An alluring example of thermodynamics."
* Grass Tuft (held)- "Just as adaptable as the grass types I'm used to."
* Cut Grass- "I've never seen such tensile strength in a grass before!"
* Berry Bush- "I detect a slight smell of primrose."
* Berry Bush (picked)- "Fortuitously, those fruit germinates quickly here."
* Berry Bush (barren)- "If my theory is correct, the bush requires some cultivation."
* Berry Bush (burning)- "
* Berry Bush (held)- "Quite adaptable to different soils."
* Reeds- "Good for paper, if it is anything like its earthly counterparts."
* Reeds (burning)- "Apparently susceptible to combustion."
* Reeds (picked)- "Theoretically, they will grow back."
* Cut Reeds- "Pliable yet tough. Very useful. Very useful indeed."
* Plant- "An exceptional example of plant life here."
* Plant (growing)- "Germinating rapidly."
* Plant (ready to be picked)- "It has an exceptionally rapid growth rate."
* Marsh Plant- "A decorative plant of no practical use."
* Spiky Bush- "An abundant source of twigs."
* Spiky Bush (picked)- "Given the rapid growth rate here, it should grow back soon."
* Spiky Bush (burning)- "Wood is combustible. Even in this damp environment."
* Spiky Bush (held)- "Strange, those barbarous thorns aren't harmful like this."
* Flower- "I feel oddly comforted by picking these. How compelling..."
* Petals- "Smells faintly of chamomile."
* Evil Flower- "Theoretically it has been in contact with some of that dark fuel."
* Dark Petals- "I calculate it's been infused with dark fuel."
* Carrot (planted)- "A root vegetable that's gathering soil nutrients."
* Red Mushroom- "A red capped mushroom. Theoretically, it's poisonous."
* Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "The season is conducive to fungus growing."
* Red Mushroom (picked)- "I can reasonably assume it will grow back soon."
* Green Mushroom- "I will have to cook it to take advantage of its medicinal properties."
* Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "A sure sign the ground is saturated with water."
* Green Mushroom (picked)- "An influx of rain will cause it to grow again."
* Blue Mushroom- "This will most certainly not agree with me."
* Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "A fungal discovery!"
* Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Presumably it will regrow when on adequately saturated ground."
====Reign of Giants====
* Birchnut Tree- "A tree. But it gives off a strange energy."
* Birchnut Tree (stump)- "It doesn't have that many rings. Must be quite young."
* Birchnut Tree (burning)- "Combusting at an alarming rate."
* Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "A pile of burnt carbon."
* Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "Everything in this world grows shockingly quickly."
* Sapling (withered)- "The weather has withered it."
* Grass Tuft (withered)- "Presumably it's the heat that is causing it to wither."
* Berry Bush (withered)- "These bushes are susceptible to this exceptional heat."
* Plant (withered)- "Not fit for the current weather conditions."
* Birchnut- "The possessed topiaries are immensely protective of these."
* Cactus- "Intrinsically reactionary!"
* Cactus (picked)- "I assume it will grow back."
* Tumbleweed- "What mysteries are within that mobile sphere of branches?"
====Shipwrecked====
* Berry Bush (held)- "Its ability to produce berries does not work out of the ground."
* Jungle Tree- "I wonder if this one is possessed?"
* Jungle Tree (stump)- "How many rings does it have?"
* Jungle Tree (burning)- "Always glad to see an exothermic event."
* Jungle Tree (burnt)- "Evidence of combustion."
* Jungle Tree (sapling)- "Based on my observations, it should only take a few days to grow."
* Jungle Tree Seed- "I see the Fibonacci sequence is prevalent here, too."
* Palm Tree- "Its fronds are quite large and could be made useful."
* Palm Tree (stump, 1)- "I believe that was my work, but it's hard to say for sure."
* Palm Tree (stump, 2)- "Presumably, it won't grow again.
* Palm Tree (burning)- "Ah. Thermal combustion at work."
* Palm Tree (burnt, 1)- "It's been reduced to a pile of carbon."
* Palm Tree (burnt, 2)- "Its flammability has been proven without a shadow of a doubt."
* Palm Tree (sapling)- "Presumably, it has a rapid growth rate."
* Palm Leaf- "Large leaf. Sizable fronds. Excellent for construction purposes."
* Regular Jungle Tree- "Glorious! A possessed tree! I need a closer look."
* Bamboo Patch- "Ah, excellent! Bamboo can easily be bent to my will."
* Bamboo Patch (barren)- "I can reasonably deduce that it needs fertilization."
* Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "Nothing but a pile of carbon now."
* Bamboo Patch (stump)- "Luckily bamboo regenerates rapidly."
* Bamboo Root- "I can reasonably deduce that it needs dirt."
* Bamboo- "A versatile and pliable perennial plant I can use to make stuff."
* Viney Bush- "Ah! Those gnarled branches look very useful."
* Snake Den- "Ah! Those gnarled branches look very useful."
* Viney Bush (barren)- "Initial observations lead me to believe it needs fertilizer."
* Viney Bush (burnt)- "Evidence of an exothermic reaction."
* Snake Den (burnt)- "Evidence of an exothermic reaction."
* Viney Bush (stump)- "Based on past evidence, I can theorize this will grow back fairly quickly."
* Snake Den (stump)- "Based on past evidence, I can theorize this will grow back."
* Viney Bush Root- "I predict it will need to go in the ground."
* Vine- "A ropey branch. I can think of nine good uses for it already."
* Mangrove- "An impressive root system. In theory it would help avoid water saturation."
* Mangrove (burnt)- "Its proximity to water was not enough to impede combustion."
* Grass (water)- "I can reasonably presume this is a type of grass."
* Brainy Sprout (normal and picked)- "A neurological network of nautical knowledge!"
* Seaweed (planted and picked)- "A useful aquatic vegetation."
* Tidal Plant- "Plantlife. Evidently, they're drawn to this climate."
====Hamlet====
* Claw Palm Tree (normal, burning, burnt, and stump)- "An invaluable source of a hydrophobic substance."
* Cork- "A lightweight, hydrophobic material."
* Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "Evidence would suggest it wouldn't survive in the wild."
* Rainforest Tree- "Odd coloration for a tree of this sort."
* Rainforest Tree (burning)- "Emitting exothermic energy!"
* Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "I presume it was once something other than ash."
* Rainforest Tree (stump)- "Presumably, it's not growing back."
* Sick Rainforest Tree- "The chemicals from the toxic gas has affected its molecular structure of this tree."
* Cocooned Tree- "A tree asphyxiated by webbing. Truly amazing!"
* Jungle Burr- "The embryonic stage of a tree that is determined to undergo seed dispersal."
* Rainforest Tree Sapling- "Appears to be the result of a planted jungle burr."
* Tea Tree- "Theoretically, its smell attracts those small rodents. Intriguing..."
* Tea Tree (burning)- "
* Tea Tree (burnt)- "
* Tea Tree (stump)- "
* Seed Pod- "My stomach condition prevents me from partaking in its health benefits."
* Tea Tree Sapling- "Displays the same rapid growth rate of the other trees here."
* Tuber Tree- "Its resilient husk will require something stronger than an axe."
* Tall Grass- "The obstinacy of this grass requires something sharper than my hands."
* Tall Grass (cut)- "Previously experience suggests this will grow back."
* Tall Grass (burning)- "Evidently, grass here has the same flammability qualities as at home."
* Exotic Flower- "Curious. Picking these has a positive effect on my psyche."
* Aloe (planted)- "Fascinating! I've never seen one of those thriving in the wild before."
* Asparagus (planted)- "A cluster of edible spring vegetables!"
* Radish (planted)- "The unmistakable leaves of an edible root vegetable."
* Nettle Vine- "I detect a faint scent of eucalyptus. Interesting..."
* Nettle Vine (picked)- "It will grow back in time."
* Nettle Vine (withered)- "Evidently its current conditions are not ideal for it to grow."
* Nettle Vine (moist)- "Ah, it is cultivating quite nicely.",
* Nettle Plant (held)- "A large leaf nettle plant native to these parts. Also it smells funny."
* Bramble- "Fantastically vicious plant life!"
* Bramble Bloom- "Evidence would suggest it's capacity to bloom is dependent on the season."
* Hanging Vine- "Kleptomaniac vegetation. How wonderful!"
* Great Leafy Stalk- "The circumference of this tree's trunk is unusually large."
* Lotus Plant- "Ah. A water based plant with attractive flowers. I should pick it."
* Lily Pad- "Fascinating! It contains a small ecosystem of animals."
* Reeds (Water)- "Good for paper, if it is anything like its earthly counterparts."
* Lawn Decoration- "Urban ornamentation. Theoretically, it increases mental wellness."
* Lawn Decoration (burning)- "A delightful demonstration of combustion!"
* Lawn Decoration (burnt)- "Presumably it was once not burnt."
* Hedge- "Theoretically, they serve the same purpose as hedges at home."
* Hedge (untrimmed)- "Evidence that the residents are in need of city landscapers."
* Hedge (burning)- "Ah! Nothing more invigorating than watching an object combust!"
* Hedge (burnt)- "Soon to be airborne particulate."
* Intricate Topiary- "Presumably this is a sophisticated monument to local folklore."
* Magic Flower- "Insurance in case a dangerous experiment goes awry."
* Weathered Branch- "
* Weathered Shrub- "
* Weathered Stick- "
* Weathered Tree- "
* Weathered Trunk- "
===Nature - Objects===
====Base Game====
* Beehive- "It vibrates with activity."
* Killer Bee Hive- "It vibrates with activity."
* Honeycomb- "Enough to start a new hive."
* Hound Mound- "Are there hounds hiding within it?"
* Bones- "A beastly banquet has left a pile of skeletal remains."
* Touch Stone- "Another chance to fulfill my destiny!"
* Obelisk (sane, up)- "Ingenious! It must be tuning in to my beta waves!"
* Obelisk (sane, down)- "I would very much like to talk with its engineer!"
* Obelisk (insane, up)- "Fantastic, technology dependent on psychic attack."
* Obelisk (insane, down)- "I would very much like to introduce this technology to the population back home."
* Harp Statue- "Who could this be modeled after? And where is his head?"
* Marble Pillar- "I would very much like to talk to the architect of that structure."
* Marble- "The mineral used by the architect of those mysterious statues."
* Rundown House- "What are they getting up to in there?"
* Merm Head- "Strangely supple dermis for something that's deceased."
* Pig Head- "It appears to be a conduit for dark forces."
* Pig Torch- "It appears to be unusually compelling to those aggressive humanoid pigs."
* Basalt- "Immutable. It mocks my curiosity!"
* Boulder- "A collection of sedimentary rocks."
* Rocks- "A collection of sedimentary rocks."
* Flint- "Its sharpness can be exploited to build many rudimentary tools."
* Nitre- "A magnificent mineral with endothermic properties!"
* Gold Nugget- "Oddly more common here than lead or copper."
* Grave- "Could potentially yield secret property. And a poltergeist."
* Grave (dug)- "Defiled for the sake of knowledge."
* Suspicious Dirt Pile- "I speculate that dirt pile is newly formed."
* Animal Track- "Fascinating! There must be others."
* Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Drat! I've lost track of my quarry."
* Animal Track (found)- "A beast lurks nearby. How interesting!"
* Wooden Thing- "My design is quite similar to this. Though, without those runes..."
* Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Evidently, it requires a few more items."
* Wooden Thing (locked)- "Requires a PR-76 tuned to the right frequency."
* Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "An inspired design! I must remember it for building future portals!"
* Ring Thing- "Perfect! Its circumference is exactly to specifications."
* Crank Thing- "A crank! And it's a perfect fit!"
* Box Thing- "Ah yes! This is exactly what I need."
* Metal Potato Thing- "An imperfectly constructed head of an automaton. I will put it to good use."
* Worm Hole- "A fascinating creature with incredible intestines!"
* Worm Hole (open)- "I'm immensely curious to discover what would happen if I jumped inside."
* Worm Hole (exited)- "Fascinating. It violates all known laws of physics."
* Pond- "What fish reside within?"
* Skeleton- "Ah. I have seen quite a few of those in my time."
* Spider Den- "It appears to be growing. Almost as if it were alive."
* Spider Eggs- "A spider den in its juvenile form."
* Rabbit Hole- "Based on past experience, I can deduce there are rabbits within."
* Walrus Camp- "A dome shelter. Is a walrus capable of constructing that?"
* Walrus Camp (empty)- "Incredible. Just a hole, no signs of a camp at all."
* Sunken Boat- "What a curious parrot! I wonder if he'll speak with me."
* Sunken Boat (empty)- "Evidentaly, there were a number of sailors here before me."
* Flotsam- "Debris from a shipwreck. But whose ship?"
====Reign of Giants====
* Ice- "Excellent for lowering internal temperatures."
* Mini Glacier- "Perhaps this world is going through a mini ice age of sorts."
* Mini Glacier (melted)- "Retrograde freezing at work."
* Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "The trail has been obscured in this mire."
* Burrow- "The home of a subterranean creature."
* Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "I deduce the muddy season has caused this hole to collapse."
* Rundown House (burnt)- "The burnt husk of a building."
* Merm Head (burnt)- "Perhaps it is the result of a sacrifice?"
* Pig Head (burnt)- "Fascinating. The fire hasn't affected its components."
* Hollow Stump- "Fascinating! A stump that regenerates cat-like creatures!"
* Hollow Stump (empty)- "Its regenerative powers have been exhausted."
* Glommer's Statue- "Something in the stone must cultivate the flower."
* Glommer's Statue (mined)- "How strange! It's composed of just regular marble."
* Skeleton (self)- "It would appear death is not so permanent here."
* Sunken Boat (burnt)- "Theoretically, it was fuel for a fire."
====Shipwrecked====
* Crabbit Den- "I wonder how complex is their den system is."
* Fishermerm's Hut- "The domicile of a marshy humanoid obsessed with fishing."
* Shoal- "Preliminary observations indicate there are fish contained within."
* Wobster Den- "An unusual home for a crustacean."
* Coral Reef- "A colorful collection of Cnidaria."
* Coral- "Ah! Marine invertebrates I can use in inventions!"
* Coral Larva- "Evidently, it will grow into a coral."
* Limpet Rock- "Appears to have attracted sea creatures to its surface."
* Limpet Rock (picked)- "I can reasonably assume it will attract more sea creatures."
* Magma Pile- "A collection of igneous rocks. Theoretically from a volcano."
* Magma Pile (gold)- "An igneous rock formation fortuitously flecked with gold."
* Krissure- "A chance peak into the planet's core!"
* Steamer Trunk- "Whose luggage is that? And where are they now?"
* Sandy Pile- "An accumulation of granular materials."
* Sand- "A fine grain, more useful for construction purposes than gardening."
* Sharkitten Den- "Fascinating! It can materialize adorableness out of thin air!"
* Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "In theory, it's ceased to work."
* Volcano- "Certainly implies there is a molten core to this world."
* Dragoon Egg- "It's emitting thermal energy!"
* Suspicious Bubbles- "The circumference and arrangement of those bubbles indicate that it's a whopper!"
* Suspicious Bubbles (lost trail)- "The whale has eluded me!"
* Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "Theoretically, there is a whale nearby."
* Suspicious Bubbles (lost trail, Monsoon Season)- "No signs of whale remain in these waves."
* Tar Slick- "A highly combustible source of fuel lays just beneath the waves."
* Tar- "An excellent source of combustible material. But it sure does stink."
* Tar Trap- "Outstanding! An enormously efficient way to defeat enemies."
* Tidal Pool- "Theoretically, there are fish within."
* Lava Pool- "Appears to have erupted from a creature, not the earth's core."
* Mussels- "What fantastic creatures lurk in its depths?"
* Mussels (with stick)- "Theoretically, bivalve molluscs will be attracted to it."
* Slot Machine- "It appears to work by misinterpreting probabilities of success."
* Electric Isosceles- "A stimulating device. Does it work on electrostatic energy?"
* Octo Chest- "Theoretically, it contains the product of my negotiations."
* Debris- "Evidently, there were others here before me."
* Crate- "It requires some kind of smashing device to open."
* Wildbore Head (normal and burnt)- "Curious. Evidence suggests it's linked to this planet's satellite."
* Seashell (beached)- "Does that imply there are molluscs here?"
* Seashell- "Collecting them appears to stave off psychic attack."
* Poisonous Hole- "An alluring landmark of lurid effluvium."
* Gunpowder Barrel- "A large barrel of incendiary ammunition. Presumably, it goes boom!"
* X Marks the Spot- "I would very much like to talk to whoever buried that treasure."
* Rawling- "Is there any non-basketball related knowledge you can bestow upon me?"
* Watery Grave- "The deceased won't mind if I raid their graves."
* Wreck- "Evidently, there were sailors here once. But where did they go?"
* Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "Not exactly refined, but theoretically it will still work."
* Grassy Thing- "I do believe this is a crank! Made of grass?!"
* Screw Thing- "It looks cobbled together. The science is sound though."
* Wooden Potato Thing- "A wooden automaton head?! Extraordinary!"
* Ring Thing- "It's inelegant, but it will still work."
====Hamlet====
* Stone Slab- "A collection of sedimentary rocks."
* Dung Pile- "Some creature has produced an excessive amount of excrement!"
* Dung Ball- "Excellent! The act of rolling has picked up a motley of paraphernalia."
* Thundernest- "Those birds appear to be incubating deposits of iron!"
* Iron Hulk (head)- "Who built this beautiful cranium? I have many questions!"
* Iron Hulk (hand)- "The metacarpus of an automaton. I must find the rest!"
* Iron Hulk (ribs)- "The carapace of a beautiful automaton!"
* Iron Hulk (foot)- "A leg! A beautiful mechanical leg!"
* Large Iron Hulk (partially assembled)- "Fascinating! What will transpire once it is all assembled?"
* Iron Ore- "Marvelous! Iron is invaluable for manufacturing the tools I need!"
* Sparkling Pool- "Evidence would suggest there's gold down there!"
* Gold Dust- "Evidently, it's the preferred sustenance of those long nosed quadrupeds."
* Gnat Mound- "The nest of those exceptionally annoying bugs."
* Farm House- "An excellent example of agricultural architecture."
* Farm House (burning)- "Excellent! I love to watch things combust."
* Quarry Lodgings- "I wonder if they are up to any digging in there?"
* Quarry Lodgings (burning)- "An excellent blaze! Full of thermodynamic energy!"
* Secret Bandit Camp- "Evidently, I've struck it rich!"
* Cave Cleft- "Based on its depth and malodorous smell, I deduce this hole houses bats."
* Ruinous Entrance- "A reasonable deduction would be to assume there are artifacts within."
* Mant Hill- "Similar to the many hexapod invertebrate nests I've observed. But bigger."
* Crumbling Brazier- "A remarkable device which will ignite on contact with a source of fuel."
* Ancient Wall- "Oh, if only I could read those ruins! So much knowledge to learn!"
* Fountain of Youth- "Evidence would suggest it has restorative properties."
* Ominous Carving- "Intriguing. This requires further investigation."
* Teetering Pillar- "A pillar of nominal size and shape."
* Petrified Egg (1)- "Evidently, it's an egg shell."
* Petrified Egg (2)- "The shell of an egg. I would like to know what it's made of."
* Petrified Egg (3)- "The protective shell of an ovum. This requires further investigation."
* Petrified Egg (4)- "Evidence would suggest that shell has been petrified."
* Rusty Lamp- "A lamp of some sort. Presumably it no longer functions."
* Weathered House- "I wonder if anyone dwells within that domestic structure."
===Nature - Caves===
====Base Game====
* Plugged Sinkhole- "There is something strange about that rock.",
* Sinkhole (generic)- "There is something down there. I must investigate."
* Sinkhole (open)- "Its dark dampness intrigues me."
* Exit to Surface (generic)- "It's far too interesting down here to leave."
* Exit to Surface (open)- "Onwards and upwards!"
* Red Mushtree- "Fungal parasites are taking over."
* Green Mushtree- "Fascinating! Fungus camouflagued as a tree!"
* Blue Mushtree- "I believe that fungus is assaulting that tree."
* Light Flower (single)- "Is it radioactive? I hope so."
* Light Flower (double)- "Have they an attraction to one another?"
* Light Flower (triple)- "A cluster of chemiluminescent blossoms."
* Light Bulb- "Chemiluminescence at work."
* Stalagmite- "Presumably it's formed from ceiling drippings."
* Stalagmite (pointy)- "Quite an interesting geometric shape."
* Spilagmite- "I am very curious about its arachnid generating properties."
* Slurtle Mound- "An intriguingly complex structure of ooze and crud."
* Splumonkey Pod- "Holds a concentrated compound of fun.",
* Fern- "Rudimentary plant life."
* Foliage- "I predict stomach upset resulting from it consumption."
* Cave Banana Tree- "Astonishing! Truly fascinating!"
* Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "
====Hamlet====
* Spooky Hole- "Evidence suggests it keeps the ceiling up."
* Stone Plug- "An egress to the outside world."
* Unimportant Rock Pillar- "A remarkable example of a geological formation."
===Nature - Ruins===
====Base Game====
* Ruins Sinkhole- "Aha! I'm certain this will lead to knowledge."
* Ancient Statue- "An outstanding resource for dark fuel conduits."
* Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "I must repair this machine!"
* Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "It reveals an entirely new branch of science!"
* Algae- "Not unlike a piece of coral."
* Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "Outstanding! Look at that machinery!"
* Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "The cogwheels are quite precise! All my extensive knowledge shall be put to work fixing this."
* Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "I've never seen such inspired work!"
* Relic- "Where has this civilization gone? I must find them!"
* Relic (broken)- "I must know more about these relics! Its mysteries are preoccupying!"
* Thulecite Fragments- "Discharging small packets of dark energy."
* Cave Lichen- "It's truly amazing that something could grow in this environment."
* Ornate Chest- "It's sending off strange electromagnetic waves."
* Large Ornate Chest- "I suspect a trap, but the lure of curiosity is strong."
* Nightmare Light- "Yet another ingenious use of that fascinating dark fuel."
===Nature - Volcano===
====Shipwrecked====
* Obsidian Workbench- "I would very much like to talk to the maker of this bench."
* Coffee Plant- "Fascinating! It's immune to the effects of combustion!"
* Coffee Plant (picked)- "Theoretically, it will grow back."
* Coffee Plant (barren)- "I can reasonably deduce that it needs fertilization."
* Coffee Plant (withered)- "Theoretically, it's too hot out."
* Coffee Plant (held)- "Amazing! It is combustible in this form!"
* Elephant Cactus- "A fascinating reactive nervous system! I would like a closer look."
* Elephant Cactus (withered)- "Presumably, it is not the optimum season for it."
* Elephant Cactus Stump- "Theoretically, it can be replanted."
* Elephant Cactus (held)- "I presume it will need to be planted."
* Cactus Spike- "The destructive projectile of a cactus. I can hit things with it!"
* Obsidian Boulder- "Breaking apart that invaluable obsidian will require severe firepower."
* Obsidian- "Curious. It's sending out faint thermal waves."
* Charcoal Boulder- "Theoretically, it has undergone some form of combustion already."
* Burnt Ash Tree- "A tree that has been touched by combustion."
* Dragoon Saliva- "Magmatic mucus! Outstanding!"
* Woodlegs' Cage- "I would very much like to know how he got in there."
* Woodlegs (free)- "
* Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "Such magnificent power! I must learn its secrets!"
* Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "If I don't sacrifice something, it will continue to rain fire."
* Volcano (exit)- "An egress to the outside."
===Nature - Ruinous Caves===
====Hamlet====
* A Smashing Pot- "An invaluable amphora pot. I'll have to smash it to get its contents."
* Decorative Holes?- "A trap of some sort. I'm exceedingly curious to see it triggered."
* Nasty Spear Trap- "Haha! An ambush of hidden spears! How murderously clever!"
* Busted Spear Trap- "Remnants of hidden lethal spears."
* Tempting Idol- "Theoretically, it can be detached from its base."
* Erroded Totem- "Evidently, I'll need something to sever it from the base."
* Pressure Plate- "A covert toggle which activates when pressure is applied to it."
* Striking Carving- "Evidence would suggest it's a trap."
* Striking Statue- "I can reasonably deduce it will attempt to assassinate me."
* Unimportant Pillar- "A robust pillar of competent construction."
* Vines- "The scandent stems have taken over."
* Wall Brazier- "Remarkable! It only requires a source of fuel to ignite."
* Wishing Well- "The probabilities of this fountain working are dependant on the value of my sacrifice."
* End's Well- "Fantastic! An unending deposit of dark fuel!"
* Aporkalypse Calendar- "Wonderful! I wonder if I could make the world end sooner."
===Nature - Mant Hill===
====Hamlet====
* Antcomb Home- "A pentagonal nursery for hexapod invertebrates."
* Honey Chest- "Theoretically, it automatically performs the enzymatic activity required to make honey."
* Lamp- "Outstanding! They appear to be using honey as a fuel!"
* Mant Warrior Egg- "Fascinating! They appear to hatch with a predisposition to violence."
* Stalacmite Throne- "Theoretically, the queen would be sitting on a reserve of valuables."
===Nature - Palace===
====Hamlet====
* Palace- "Evidence would suggest this is the domicile of some kind of royalty."
* Royal Gallery Exhibit- "A glass case displaying invaluable objects behind a hefty lock."
===Turfs===
====Base Game====
* Wooden Flooring- "Saturated with creakiness."
* Carpeted Flooring- "Akin to a square wool rug."
* Checkerboard Flooring- "Strange that marble would make checkered flooring."
* Cobblestones- "A collection of cobblestones."
* Forest Turf- "Contains many nutrients."
* Grass Turf- "Relatively good sod."
* Marsh Turf- "A spongy consistency."
* Rocky Turf- "Not especially good for planting."
* Savanna Turf- "The soil of a warm climate."
* Mud Turf- "Mud seeps through everything."
* Guano Turf- "Smells faintly of droppings."
* Slimy Turf- "Has a high viscosity."
* Fungal Turf (blue)- "It appears overrun by blight."
* Fungal Turf (red)- "Has a cavelike feel to it."
* Fungal Turf (green)- "Altogether marshy."
* Cave Rock Turf- "Barren ground."
====Reign of Giants====
* Deciduous Turf- "Suitable for forest plants."
* Sandy Turf- "It's quite sandy."
====Shipwrecked====
* Snakeskin Rug- "In theory, it's resistant to flooding."
* Jungle Turf- "Fertile land."
* Meadow Turf- "A verdant green."
* Magma Turf- "Not very many things will grow on it."
* Tidal Marsh Turf- "Quite squishy ground."
* Ashy Turf- "Curious. It's mostly ash, yet it will still burn."
* Volcano Turf- "Amazing! I can still see the lava underneath."
====Hamlet====
* Lawn Turf- "A finely kept lawn."
* Cultivated Turf- "Cultivated land."
* Flat Stone Turf- "In theory, it would be great for building a city on."
* Stone Road Turf- "Ah. A nice cobblestone road."
* Beard Hair Rug- "What a fantastic use for facial hair!"
* Dense Turf- "Perfect for plants native to the jungle."
* Rainforest Turf- "Luscious turf that should be put somewhere."
* Wild Plains Turf- "A grassy patch of fertile sod."
* Painted Sand Turf- "A mottled patch of terrain."
* Mossy Turf- "Slightly spongy texture."
=== Mobs - Monsters===
====Base Game====
* Clockwork Knight- "A triumphant piece of combat ready cogwork."
* Clockwork Bishop- "A marvel in clockwork machinery!"
* Clockwork Rook- "Such admirable clockwork! I will examine it more closely when I destroy it."
* Damaged Knight- "I would very much like to see its insides."
* Damaged Bishop- "An exceptional piece of clockwork."
* Damaged Rook- "I myself am not much of a chess player."
* Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Show yourself! I've been waiting to meet you."
* Charlie (attacked by)- "I've been bitten! Fascinating!"
* Hound- "Akin to the canines I'm familiar with, but delightfully more contentious."
* Red Hound- "How delightfully volatile!"
* Blue Hound- "Curious, it appears blue gems are sometimes formed within them."
* Hound's Tooth- "It is radiating thermal energy. How curious."
* Spider- "I've never heard such a vocal arachnid!"
* Spider Warrior- "The green appears to indicate an aggressive type."
* Spider (sleeping)- "Incredible! It appears to be snoring!"
* Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I can examine it more closely this way."
* Spider (dead)- "I would like to dissect that."
* Spider Warrior (dead)- "They have the curious trait of rolling onto their back when they expire."
* Spider Gland- "Properly processed, this could have medicinal properties."
* Silk- "Of a remarkable tensile strength. It could be used as cloth."
* Krampus- "He appears to be drawn to my moral ambiguity."
* Krampus Sack- "Holds more supplies but weighs less than a backpack. It defies all known laws of physics!"
* Merm- "A marvelous humanoid. Perhaps it has evolved from the marshy depths."
* Frog- "A impressive criminal of the animal kingdom!"
* Frog (sleeping)- "I can examine it more closely in its sonamolant state."
* Frog (dead)- "Fantastic! It's ready for dissection."
* Tentacle- "Arms from the depths! But where is the rest of the body?"
* Tentacle Spike- "A ruthless weapon I should put to frequent use."
* Tentacle Spots- "A stretchy consistency. Not unlike rubber."
* Big Tentacle (1)- "The temptation to wake it up is almost unbearable."
* Big Tentacle (2)- "The life cycle of these creatures is truly amazing!"
* Big Slimy Pit- "I postulate it was made by a large tentacle."
* Baby Tentacle- "Glorious! A grasping gargantuan appendage!"
* Guardian Pig- "A fascinating display of aggressive behavior."
* Werepig- "Amazing! This world's celestial satellite is influential on its terrestrial inhabitants!"
* Ghost- "A poltergeist not affected by the dark fuel."
* MacTusk- "I wish I could converse with them, but they appear hostile to strangers."
* Wee MacTusk- "Did he weave that wonderful piece of tartan?"
* Walrus Tusk- "Just as I suspected. It's a big tooth."
* Tam o' Shanter- "Marvelously constructed to prevent psychic attack."
* Mosquito- "Fascinating. Do they carry diseases like the ones I know?"
* Mosquito (held)- "Its plasma sacks are quite valuable for medicinal purposes."
* Mosquito Sack- "Quite convenient should I need to perform a plasma infusion on myself."
* Nearby Mosquitoes- "I'll keep my blood, thank you!"
* Cave Spider- "Does its eye allow it to see in the infrared? I wonder..."
* Spitter- "It appears arachnids here don't spin webs from their posterior."
* Batilisk- "Hmmm... Are its red glowing eyes somehow connected to its animosity?"
* Meat Bulb- "Much like the anglerfish, its lure is very tempting."
* Fleshy Bulb- "What an amazing amalgam of flower and flesh."
* Eyeplant- "A wonderfully ravenous blossom!"
* Slurper- "Truly outstanding ocular sockets!"
* Slurper Pelt- "A pelt of pabulum properties!"
* Dangling Depth Dweller- "Fascinating. They make gravity work for them."
* Depths Worm (emerged)- "A glorious creature from the depths!"
* Depths Worm (lure)- "Fascinating! Irradiating fruit!"
* Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Emanating minuscule amounts of thermal energy."
* Ewecus- "A harsh and phlegmatic creature."
* Steel Wool- "Compositionally unique from wool I'm used to."
====Reign of Giants====
* Varg- "Curious. Does it control the hounds with hypnosis?"
* Poison Birchnut Tree- "Fantastic! I wonder what has possessed it."
* Birchnutter- "I'd love to chat, but it's extraordinarily angry."
====Shipwrecked====
* Crocodog- "A barking reptile?! I must examine it closer!"
* Yellow Crocodog- "Its coloring suggests it's somehow contaminated."
* Blue Crocodog- "What a marvelously aggressive animal!"
* Floaty Boaty Knight- "Amazing! I ran into many difficulties waterproofing my automaton."
* Flup (normal and in ground)- "An incredible amphibious fish! Let me take a look at you."
* Eyeshot- "The fascinating eye stalk of this fish would be ideal for a blow dart."
* Pirate Ghost- "A swashbuckling, seafaring spectral spectacle!"
* Poison Mosquito- "I presume they carry diseases here too."
* Yellow Mosquito Sack- "Theoretically, it could be used as an antivenom."
* Snake- "A fantastically vile reptile."
* Poison Snake- "I highly suspect that it is poisonous."
* Snakeskin- "The repellant properties of this skin are inspiring!"
* Sea Hound- "What a terrifically streamlined killing machine!"
* Stink Ray- "An absolutely amazing animal with fatal fumes."
* Swordfish- "What a magnificently cuspidated creature!"
* White Whale- "How rare! I must hunt it!"
* White Whale Carcass- "Wonderful! Decomposing bacteria has kept it bloated and buoyant."
* Dragoon- "Fascinating! I would very much like to examine his heart."
====Hamlet====
* Ancient Spirit- "A pig of the paranormal persuasion!"
* Giant Grub- "It appears to have a contentious relationship with the humanoid hexapod invertebrates."
* Gnat Swarm- "Their capacity for aggravating behavior is truly astounding!"
* Hanging Vine- "Kleptomaniac vegetation. How wonderful!"
* Mant Warrior- "Fascinating! An infantry class of humanoid hexapod invertebrates!"
* Masked Pig- "Theoretically, he's a rogue of some sort."
* Swashy Hat- "Intriguing. Perhaps it is made of some kind of stealth fabric."
* Bandit Stash Map- "A map to the accumulated plunder of that pig bandit."
* Poison Dartfrog- "It's reasonable to conclude that this amphibian means me harm."
* Poison Dartfrog (sleeping)- "A dozing dendrobatidae."
* Poison Dartfrog (dead)- "Based on observations, I can reasonably deduce it is dead."
* Rabid Beetle- "Evidently, it acquires facial hair when it matures."
* Rabid Beetle (sleeping)- "It's respiratory structures are vibrating."
* Rabid Beetle (dead)- "An occurrance of invertebrate respiratory failure."
* Scorpion- "A wonderful example of a predatory arachnid! And poisonous to boot!"
* Scorpion (sleeping)- "My first inclination is to poke it with a stick."
* Scorpion (dead)- "Cold and lifeless."
* Snaptooth Seedling- "Evidently, it's a juvenile. And particularly attracted to meat."
* Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "Does it dream of consuming life forms?"
* Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "Lifeless."
* Snaptooth Flytrap- "I've never seen a carnivorous plant reach such an illustrious size."
* Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "A shame. It's much more interesting when it's awake."
* Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "A recently departed carnivorous plant."
* Spider Monkey- "Presumably, the terrifying arachnid arms are just vestigial."
* Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "I wonder if he is dreaming of decimating something."
* Spider Monkey (dead)- "Fairly recently deceased."
* Vampire Bat- "How fortunate! I've found a flocking predatory flying mammal to observe!"
* Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "My curiosity is telling me I should poke it with a stick."
* Vampire Bat (dead)- "An excellent illustration of respiratory arrest."
* Pig Skin?- "Curious. It looks remarkably like a pig bottom."
* Viper- "What a wonderfully vicious reptile! I would like its skin."
* Weevole- "What a wonderfully persistent species of insect!"
* Weevole Carapace- "Excellent! It's the exoskeleton of a hexapod invertebrate!"
===Mobs - Neutral Animals===
====Base Game====
* Beefalo- "What compelling eyes!"
* Beefalo (follower)- "It likes me! And I, it."
* Beefalo (sleeping)- "Now would be the ideal time to shear it."
* Beefalo (naked)- "Fascinating! Its hair is already rapidly growing back."
* Beefalo (domesticated)- "Its behavior has grown more docile over time."
* Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "Docility has a direct relation to nourishment in these creatures."
* Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "In theory, I should be able to ride this one."
* Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "Displaying a compelling array of aggressive behavior."
* Beefalo Wool- "Radiating a musty smell."
* Beefalo Horn- "Durable and convenient for carving, similar to the tusks from home."
* Baby Beefalo- "The juveniles must be afflicted with some kind of alopecia areata."
* Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "They appear to be dreaming."
* Bee- "I am oddly intrigued by its sadistic nature."
* Killer Bee- "These bees undergo a chromatic change relative to their aggression."
* Bee (held)- "Performing an absolutely captivating waggle dance."
* Killer Bee (held)- "Curious. Why is it not stinging me?"
* Stinger- "Its small size and sharp point will come in handy."
* Pig (normal and sleeping)- "Interesting. They have acquired a rudimentary level of speech."
* Pig (follower)- "Excellent. I now have a laborer I can put to work."
* Pig (dead)- "A shame. They are good at menial work."
* Pig Skin- "The rump of a humanoid pig with the properties of leather."
* Bunnyman and Beardlord- "I much prefer their darker form."
* Bunny Puff- "A 10.6 on the "Fluffiness Index"."
* Koalefant- "Ah ha! I have discovered the maker of all those tracks."
* Winter Koalefant- "Its coat color appears to be dependent on the season."
* Pengull- "Has a considerably larger beak than I'm used to."
* Rock Lobster- "A geological golem! If only it could answer my many questions."
* Slurtle- "Has a frustrating trait of not wanting to be dissected."
* Snurtle- "A copious amount of creatures in this environment have a diet of minerals."
* Slurtle Slime- "An astounding explosive fuel produced from snail mucus!"
* Broken Shell- "Perhaps they can be re-fused somehow."
* Shelmet- "I calculate it's about a six on the Mohs Scale."
* Snurtle Shell Armor- "Its camouflaging properties work preposterously well."
* Splumonkey- "Akin to its earthly kin."
====Reign of Giants====
* Buzzard- "Its eyes are particularly piercing."
* Catcoon- "A curious chimera of curious creatures."
* Cat Tail- "Has more uses than the raccoon tails I'm used to."
* Volt Goat- "Those horns look like insulated wire. Curious..."
* Volt Goat (charged)- "Fascinating... The electrostatic discharge has infused it with rage."
* Volt Goat Horn- "No wire within. How does it hold a charge?"
====Shipwrecked====
* Blue Whale- "I can safely assume that was the animal making those bubbles."
* Blue Whale Carcass- "A buoyant carcass no doubt filled with blubber."
* Bottlenose Ballphin- "Theoretically they can be manipulated with food."
* Dorsal Fin- "Not ideal for making soup."
* Jellyfish- "It seems I need some sort of fishing implement to capture it."
* Jellyfish (held)- "Extraordinary! Its cranial nerves appears to be smiling!"
* Water Beefalo (normal, sleeping and follower)- "
* Horn- "Ah! An ivory incisor. Theoretically, I can find a use for it."
* Prime Ape- "You look like a fellow who understands insatiable curiosity."
* Wildbore- "A pig humanoid creature. Evidently belongs to the hirsute variant."
====Hamlet====
* Elder Mandrake- "He appears to be influenced by this world's satellite. Intriguing!"
* Hippopotamoose- "Its jubilant jumping creates such wickedly wonderful waves!"
* Hippopotamoose Antler- "The skull extension of a semiaquatic antlered animal."
* Mant- "Wonderful! A war-based society consisting of humanoid hexapod invertebrates!"
* Mant (sleeping)- "Oh! I can scrutinize him more closely now."
* Mant (dead)- "I wonder if they have funeral rites."
* Platapine- "Incredible! It's spinning at subsonic speeds!"
* Platapine (sleeping)- "Theoretically, all that spinning has tuckered him out."
* Platapine (dead)- "Dead. But rigor mortis has yet to set in."
* Platapine Quill- "Surprisingly hardy. Theoretically, it could be used as a tool."
* Pog- "An adorably audacious animal with an insatiable appetite!"
* Royal Guard- "Evidence suggests he is responsible for the security of this town."
* Royal Guard (sleeping)- "Presumably, he should not be sleeping on the job."
* Royal Guard (palace variant)- "His gross muscular displacement and stature make him ideal for striking fear."
* Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "He's currently displaced his bed."
===Mobs - Passive Animals===
====Base Game====
* Butterfly- "Strange that I haven't yet seen any caterpillars."
* Butterfly (held)- "I must remember to be careful with its delicate wings."
* Crow- "A feathered creature that looks remarkably like a crow."
* Crow (held)- "I could study it better in some kind of cage."
* Redbird- "In many ways similar to the ones at home. In many ways quite different."
* Redbird (held)- "I wonder what those eyes have seen."
* Snowbird- "There's a strange relation between birds and the proximity of seeds here."
* Snowbird (held)- "If only I could see through those eyes."
* Jet Feather- "Interesting! Feathers appear to have properties wholly unique from each other."
* Crimson Feather- "Epidermal growth with several exploitable properties."
* Azure Feather- "Only available in the cold season."
* Gobbler- "Appears to have a fixation on the berries."
* Eye Bone- "Quite alluring. Especially to my furry companion."
* Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "It's been dormant since the death of my furry companion."
* Eye Bone (ashes)- "The bone has lost its appealing characteristics."
* Chester- "An animal with nine stomachs! And capable of such regurgitation."
* Rabbit and Beardling- "Undergoes an incredible metamorphosis at the proximity of a psychic attack."
* Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "Wringing its neck would be the fastest way to end its life."
* Fireflies- "Enchantingly elusive bioluminescence."
* Fireflies (held)- "An exploitable source of bioluminescence."
* Mandrake (planted)- "The appearance of that root raises my curiosity."
* Mandrake (follower)- "Its screech is of a remarkably annoying register."
* Mandrake (dead)- "It appears to be adverse to light rays."
* Mandrake (cooked)- "Smells faintly of thebaine.
* Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ugh, my head!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Glommer- "Such a complex arrangement of oculus!"
* Glommer's Flower- "Its smell appears to be attracting that flying creature."
* Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Evidentaly, its attractive properties cease at death."
* Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "Burnt flowers produce no attractive properties."
* Glommer's Wings- "How did these wings support such a bulky creature?"
* Glommer's Goop- "An entirely innovative source of energy!"
* Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "A burrower and a borrower."
* Moleworm (aboveground)- "An entirely unusual creature formed from entirely usual ones."
* Moleworm (held)- "I suspect it has a very complex sense of smell."
====Shipwrecked====
* Bioluminescence- "An intriguing instance of chemoluminescence. And a tiny one at that!"
* Crabbit and Beardling- "
* Crabbit and Beardling (held)- "
* Shifting Sands- "Its deftness at camouflage is not good enough to fool me."
* Dogfish- "Curious, do its ears act as fins?"
* Sharkitten- "What a wonderfully adorable abomination!"
* Fishbone (normal and Packim dead)- "The skeleton of a fish with strangely attractive properties."
* Fishbone (ashes)- "
* Packim Baggims- "The capacity of that bird's stomach defies the laws of physics!"
* Rainbow Jellyfish- "It's smile is quite chilling."
* Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "Its chromatic variations are quite pleasing to the eye."
* Parrot (normal and held)- "A brightly colored bird, native to this region."
* Parrot Pirate- "I suppose that bird is attracted to shiny objects. Interesting..."
* Seagull- "I find it disheartening to know there are seagulls here too."
* Seagull (in water)- "A little more hostile than the ones I'm used to."
* Toucan- "How does its unusually tiny neck support such a bulbous beak."
* Cormorant- "Very similar to ones at home. Disappointing..."
* Doydoy- "What a ludicrously doltish bird!"
* Doydoy Nest- "A complex piece of architecture built by a dim-witted creature."
* Doydoy Feather- "It beautifully reflects the green-blue region of the light spectrum."
* Doydoy Egg- "Shall I cook it? Or leave it to hatch more imbeciles?"
* Hatching Doydoy Egg- "It looks to be hatching!"
* Fried Doydoy Egg- "The color doesn't fill me with a lot of confidence."
* Baby Doydoy (normal and held)- "Fantastic! A juvenile doltish bird to join the others!"
* Teen Doydoy- "
* Teen Doydoy (held)- "
* Wobster- "What a complex cephalothorax! I'm going to eat it for dinner!"
* Fishermerm- "Curious. These creatures appear to enjoy engaging in hobby fishing."
====Hamlet====
* Banker- "Presumably, he is a trustworthy fellow."
* Banker (sleeping)- "I assumed he was a snorer, but this is not the case. Strange..."
* Beautician- "An example of the fine citizenry of this town."
* Beautician (sleeping)- "I would like to ask her what she's dreaming of."
* Collector- "I do wish to chat with him about the history of this area."
* Collector (sleeping)- "Evidently, he has no where else to sleep."
* Erudite- "Frustratingly reluctant to answer my questions about her curious wares."
* Erudite (sleeping)- "Presumably, she doesn't have a better place to sleep."
* Farmer- "Cultivated a fondness for grasses. Can't say I blame him."
* Farmer (sleeping)- "Perhaps he prefers to sleep beneath the stars?"
* Florist- "Evidence would suggest she's a gardener herself."
* Florist (sleeping)- "Presumably her house is under repair."
* Hatmaker- "Evidence would suggest she is happy about something."
* Hatmaker (sleeping)- "Does she ever take off her hat?"
* Hunter- "Willing to trade in canine cuspids and arthropod stingers."
* Hunter (sleeping)- "Why is he sleeping out here? Curious..."
* Mayor Truffleston- "This pig society appears to have built a healthy political system."
* Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "In theory, there are better places for him to sleep."
* Miner- "Strangely excited to collect more sedimentary rocks."
* Miner (sleeping)- "I presume he's earned his sleep."
* Professor- "Appears educated, but reluctant to answer any of my many questions."
* Professor (sleeping)- "Perhaps the result of somnambulistic wanderings."
* Pig Queen- "Are you a patron of the sciences by any chance?
* Shopkeep- "What a thoroughly creepy smile!"
* Shopkeep (sleeping)- "Evidence suggests she has lost her home."
* Usher- "Evidentally, he is as myopically challenged as me."
* Usher (sleeping)- "Appears to be suffering from a lack of habitation."
* Worker- "A wonderful work ethic. He would fit in nicely in my factory."
* Worker (sleeping)- "Why is he sleeping out here? Curious..."
* Kingfisher (normal & held)- "That remarkable beak would be excellent for crushing seeds."
* Kingfisher (sleeping)- "The bird appears to be in some kind of sonamolant state."
* Kingfisher (dead)- "Deceased, yet rigor mortis has yet to set in."
* Parrot (normal & held)- "Remarkable! Truly beautiful plumage!"
* Parrot (sleeping)- "Evidence would suggest it's had a prolonged squawk."
* Parrot (dead)- "It has shuffled off the mortal coil."
* Pigeon (normal & held)- "Intriguing! Pigeons flock to urban centers here as well."
* Pigeon (sleeping)- "Currently in a dormant state."
* Pigeon (dead)- "Theoretically, it's dead."
* Dung Beetle- "Such agility! The way he's able to navigate on that sphere of poop!"
* Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "Presumably, he's seeking a replacement for his poop sphere."
* Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "A dormant dung dancer."
* Dung Beetle (dead)- "Expired. But it appears that is a recent occurrence."
* Glowfly- "The luminous oculus on this pterygota is inspiring!"
* Glowfly (sleeping)- "Evidently, its bioluminescence is dormant too."
* Glowfly (dead)- "Cadaverous."
* Glowfly (cocoon)- "It appears to be undergoing some kind of transubstantiation."
* Pangolden- "Evidently, it poops gold. Fascinating!"
* Peagawk- "Curious. Can it see out of all of those ocular quills?"
* Peagawk (hiding)- "I'm experiencing the inescapable perception that I'm being watched."
* Peagawk (sleeping)- "Perhaps I can now pluck one of its ocular quills."
* Peagawk (dead)- "Evidently, it didn't see that coming."
* Peagawk Plume- "Theoretically, there's an intact nervous system that keeps the eye  moving."
* Piko- "The amazing storage space of their small cheeks defies all laws of physics!"
* Piko (sleeping)- "Evidently, tired from a day of scurrying. And stealing."
* Piko (dead)- "Recently demised."
* Orange Piko- "Smells of tea. Perhaps a consequence of its proximity to tea trees?"
* Thunderbird- "A stunning creature with an unusual command of electrostatic energy."
* Thunder Feather- "Electrostatically attractive plumage."
===Mobs - Tallbird family===
====Base Game====
* Tallbird- "That eye! How penetrating!"
* Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "Oh wonderful! It contains an egg!"
* Tallbird Nest (empty)- "Not currently occupied with an ovum."
* Tallbird Egg- "I would very much like to incubate this."
* Fried Tallbird Egg- "Strange. It appears to be unfertilized."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Has a rather short incubation time."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "It is soaking up the thermal waves!"
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "In need of thermal energy."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "It is soaking up the thermal waves."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Its hatching is imminent!"
* Smallbird- "Their legs must go through a rapid growth spurt at some point."
* Smallbird (hungry)- "Perhaps it will eat the food I cannot."
* Smallbird (starving)- "Requires immediate sustenance!"
* Smallish Tallbird- "Its legs underwent an incredible growth spurt!"
* Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "Requires sustenance to continue."
* Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "In dire need of food!"
* Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Ooh! Ouch! What a curious bird!"
===Mobs - Bosses===
====Base Game====
* Treeguard (normal and lumpy)- "If I could only take such possessed topiaries home with me!"
* Spider Queen- "Did she evolve from the spider den?"
* Spiderhat- "A brain wave converter! Incredible!"
* Deerclops- "Displays an intriguing amount of hostility toward architecture."
* Deerclops Eyeball- "Theoretically, it has some connection to the dark forces here."
* Ancient Guardian- "Astonishingly similar to its clockwork counterpart."
* Guardian's Horn- "It's emitting strange wavelengths of energy."
====Reign of Giants====
* Bearger- "Fascinating! What do you suppose it's so angry about?"
* Thick Fur- "An effective thermal wave insulator."
* Moose/Goose- "There are a fascinating number of chimeras in this world."
* Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "Giving off a fair amount of heat."
* Mosling- "An animal capable of wind manipulation! Extraordinary!"
* Down Feather- "Holds a strange connection to the elements."
* Dragonfly (Approaching)- "What a beautiful behemoth that creature must be!"
* Dragonfly- "Evidence suggests it's wings are made of silicate."
* Scales- "The light refraction is quite extraordinary."
* Lava Spit (hot)- "A mass of magmatic mucus!"
* Lava Spit (cool)- "Spectacular smouldering spittle."
====Shipwrecked====
* Palm Treeguard- "If I could only take such possessed topiaries home with me!"
* Quacken- "What an awe-inspiring vitriolic creature! I need a closer look!"
* Quacken Tentacle- "The destructive limbs on this creature are quite fascinating!"
* Chest of the Depths- "The spoils of my skirmish with that sizable sea creature."
* Quacken Beak- "Such a durable beak. No doubt it will come in handy."
* Sealnado- "A fascinating destructive force. I should take a closer look."
* Sealnado (failed attack)- "
* Sealnado (seal form)- "What an adorably destructive creature! I want to take it home with me."
* Turbine Blades- "Who manufactured this blade? It's quite precise!"
* Magic Seal- "Wonderful. It's a conduit for that dark fuel."
* Tiger Shark- "A spectacular chimera of fish and kitty."
* Eye of the Tiger Shark- "Theoretically, it's edible. But I believe there could be a better use for it."
* Shark Gills- "Theoretically, its rubbery texture will keep the elements at bay."
====Hamlet====
* Pugalisk- "What a wonderfully calamitous creature! I need to study it more!"
* Snake Bone- "The skeletal remains of a carnivorous reptile."
* Petrifying Bones- "The skeletal remains of an alluring beast. I must dig them up!"
* Pugalisk Skull- "The cranium has retained some of the beasts' incredible hypnotic power." [sic]
* Queen Womant- "Fascinatingly vicious! She deserves more study."
* Royal Crown- "Symbolic head wear that is respected by the porcine population." [sic]
* Ancient Herald- "It must be one of the ancients! I must get a closer look!"
* Dark Tatters- "A fragment from that magnificent apocalyptic being! Everything I could've hoped for!"
* Large Iron Hulk- "A wonderful automaton of ancient technology brought back to life!"
* Infused Iron- "Ferrous metal infused with a kind of ancient arcane technology."
===Mobs - Other===
====Base Game====
* Maxwell- "Looks like a man who could answer some of my quandaries."
* Pig King- "From his demeanor I can surmise he's an influential pig, keen on trade."
* Wes (trapped)- "A performance artist! Who could have imprisoned him like this?"
* Abigail- "
====Reign of Giants====
* Bigfoot- "It must be infatuated with the soundwaves of a particular frequency."
====Shipwrecked====
* Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "I should wake him before he dies of exposure. But how?"
* Yaarctopus- "Intriguing! That sleepy cephalopod wishes to engage in trade!"
====Hamlet====
* Maxameleon- "I've only just arrived and already I've made a discovery."
* BFB (head)- "If I'm lucky I'll be swallowed and I can glimpse its extraordinary insides!"
* BFB (leg)- "The phalanges of an enormous fowl!"
* BFB (tail)- "the posterior plumage of a giant fowl. How fascinating!" [sic]
===Food - Meats+===
====Base Game====
* Egg- "Raw egg will unquestionably cause indigestion."
* Egg (cooked)- "Mmm mmm! Palatable protein."
* Meat- "A fascinating display of Voronoi patterns."
* Cooked Meat- "Theoretically it won't cause stomach upset."
* Jerky- "Theoretically, it's less susceptible to spoilage now."
* Morsel- "A tiny bit of protein. I will need to cook it though."
* Cooked Morsel- "Based on past experiments, I deduce I can eat this."
* Small Jerky- "Ah, this should tide me over for a while."
* Monster Meat- "Interesting, it is neither a red meat nor a white meat."
* Cooked Monster Meat- "An interesting experiment. Shall I risk it?"
* Monster Jerky- "Edible, but not enticing."
* Leafy Meat- "I can say with certainty that consuming this will cause me distress."
* Cooked Leafy Meat- "A wholly unusual chimera of meat and vegetation."
* Drumstick- "Raw fowl is not something I'd like to experiment eating."
* Fried Drumstick- "A protein packed appendage I can consume!"
* Fish- "Remarkable! Upon its death, 'X's appear on its eyes."
* Cooked Fish- "I shall endeavor to avoid the bones."
* Eel- "As is, my stomach can't take it."
* Cooked Eel- "Smells delicious. Perhaps I may consume it."
* Koalefant Trunk- "Fascinating! Even its trunk changes color!"
* Winter Koalefant Trunk- "It has an extra layer of insulation for the winter time."
* Koalefant Trunk Steak- "A parboiled proboscis."
* Frog Legs- "I predict my stomach will reject this foodstuff."
* Cooked Frog Legs- "Oh! A rare delicacy I can enjoy!"
* Batilisk Wing- "Oddly heavy for a flying appendage."
* Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Shall I experiment on its edibility?"
====Shipwrecked====
* Dead Dogfish- "The only instance of ears on a fish I have ever encountered."
* Dead Swordfish- "What a perfectly pernicious proboscis!"
* Tropical Fish- "A beautiful fish! But I dare not consume it raw."
* Dead Jellyfish- "Based on past experience, I should not consume this raw."
* Cooked Jellyfish- "Ringlets of ever increasing circumference."
* Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "I'm quite convinced eating raw seafood would result in disaster."
* Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "Wonderful! Its chromatic variations were preserved!"
* Dried Jellyfish- "Of a chewy consistency. Not unlike tar."
* Raw Fish- "My experiments eating raw seafood always end in disaster."
* "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "What an extraordinary opening device!"
* Fish Steak- "The grilling makes it easily digestible."
* Fish Morsel- "Even miniscule amounts of raw fish will cause my intestines harm."
* Cooked Fish Morsel- "Ah. It should be okay for me to consume it now."
* Limpets- "I will refrain from eating this in its raw form."
* Cooked Limpets- "Theoretically it will cause me less stomach upset in this form."
* Mussel- "Consuming raw seafood never produces favorable results for me."
* Cooked Mussel- "Significantly more pleasurable when consumed cooked."
* Roe- "Presumably, fish will hatch from this ovum."
* Cooked Roe- "The act of cooking has organized the roe into rows. Curious..."
* Neon Quattro- "Quite an exotic selection of fish here. All inedible raw."
* Cooked Neon Quattro- "A pleasant enough presentation."
* Pierrot Fish- "I predict disastrous consequences if I eat raw fish."
* Cooked Pierrot Fish- "Now where did the head go?"
* Purple Grouper- "A beautiful fish. Even dead."
* Cooked Purple Grouper- "Good, it still contains the bones. They're a great source of calcium!"
* Shark Fin- "Structurally superior at avoiding aerodynamic drag. Also, it's good in soup."
* Dead Wobster- "I do not want to experiment with eating raw seafood."
* Delicious Wobster- "Its muscular cephalothorax makes for some good eatin'."
* Bile-Covered Slop- "I can reasonably deduce this will end in gastrointestinal distress."
* Dragoon Heart- "A first-rate source of exothermic energy."
====Hamlet====
* Poison Dartfrog Legs- "Observations lead me to conclude this will cause me harm."
* Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "Relatively less detrimental than before."
* Gummy Slug- "Their slimy composition will most certainly cause stomach upset."
* Cooked Gummy Slug- "Lancing these with a stick makes them slightly more appetizing."
===Food - Fruits===
====Base Game====
* Berries- "Oh no. I couldn't possibly eat these."
* Roasted Berries- "In theory I can digest this mush of fruit."
* Cave Banana- "A fruit that grows in a cave environment. Fascinating!"
* Cooked Cave Banana- "I do hope I can digest this without consequences."
* Dragon Fruit- "Quite colorful, but not good for my digestion."
* Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Ah! Food I can consume!"
* Durian- "Not anything I want to experiment with eating."
* Extra Smelly Durian- "A consumable psychic attack!"
* Pomegranate- "A rare fruit, but I'd rather not eat it raw."
* Sliced Pomegranate- "Looks delicious. I do hope I can consume this."
====Reign of Giants====
* Watermelon- "Too sweet for my stomach."
* Grilled Watermelon- "I am able to consume it in this form."
====Shipwrecked====
* Coconut- "It must be cloven to get to the meat."
* Halved Coconut- "I cannot eat it, but I can admire its concave curve."
* Roasted Coconut- "Ah! Roasted coconut. I enjoy its effects on my taste receptors."
* Coffee Beans- "I will need to roast it before I can consume it without ill effect."
* Roasted Coffee Beans- "Has an ephemeral effect on my adrenal gland."
===Food - Vegetables===
====Base Game====
* Carrot- "Looks nutritious. But I cannot eat it like this."
* Roasted Carrot- "My stomach should be able to process this in its current form."
* Corn- "A fascinating display of Voronoi patterns."
* Popcorn- "Tasty treats formed from a influx of energy."
* Eggplant- "I can reliably predict this will upset my stomach."
* Braised Eggplant- "Braising is scientifically proven to settle my stomach."
* Pumpkin- "I predict it will make for an excellent lantern."
* Hot Pumpkin- "A bit of cooked vegetable is good for the constitution."
* Red Cap- "Liable to cause me intestinal distress in its current form."
* Cooked Red Cap- "I can reasonably deduce this will cause me psychic harm."
* Green Cap- "Raw fungus is not something my stomach can process."
* Cooked Green Cap- "I deduce the cooking has made it more digestible."
* Blue Cap- "This most certainly will not agree with me."
* Cooked Blue Cap- "Good for the clarity of mind."
* Glow Berry- "Bioluminescence or radioluminescence?"
* Lichen- "It's inadvisable that I should consume this without cooking it first."
====Reign of Giants====
* Cactus Flesh- "Consuming this in its current state is inadvisable."
* Cooked Cactus Flesh- "The cooking process has made it better for my constitution."
* Cactus Flower- "This flower would be quite edible provided I can cook it."
====Shipwrecked====
* Seaweed- "If consumed in its current condition, it's bound to cause me intestinal distress."
* Roasted Seaweed- "Previous experiments have proven it is edible in this form."
* Dried Seaweed- "Devoid of its moisture, it is actually quite tasty."
* Sweet Potato (planted)- "Cultivating quite nicely."
* Sweet Potato- "Consuming raw potatoes is never a good idea. Even sweet ones."
* Cooked Sweet Potato- "Quite a delicious snack."
====Hamlet====
* Aloe- "Theoretically, consuming this has health benefits. But it only causes me pain."
* Cooked Aloe- "Presumably some of its health benefits have been retained."
* Asparagus- "These fibrous shoots will undoubtedly cause me stomach upset."
* Cooked Asparagus- "High in vitamin A and dietary fibre. I find it pleasing to consume."
* Bean Bugs- "These would most certainly cause intestinal distress."
* Cooked Bean Bugs- "Slightly more edible now."
* Lotus Flower- "Theoretically, it's edible. Though I should cook it to avoid stomach problems."
* Cooked Lotus Root- "A salubrious plant capable of boosting mental wellness."
* Nettle- "A large leaf nettle plant native to these parts. Also it smells funny."
* Radish- "All evidence suggests I will not react well to its spiciness."
* Cooked Radish- "A tiny snack of cooked vegetables."
* Tuber- "Given my delicate constitution, I'll refrain from eating it raw."
* Fried Tuber- "Even the stems are edible when they are cooked."
* Blooming Tuber- "Strange. It has the faint scent of solanine."
* Fried Blooming Tuber- "Ah, the petals of the corolla are a nice touch."
===Food - Crock Pot===
====Base Game====
* Bacon and Eggs- "Theoretically, my stomach will process this with no ill effects."
* Butter Muffin- "A curative confectionary. And one I can eat!"
* Dragonpie- "Theoretically, it could feed me for days!"
* Fishsticks- "Fascinating! Where has the stick gone to?"
* Fish Tacos- "Quite delicious concoction of fish and corn."
* Fist Full of Jam- "I predict eating this will be an enjoyable experience."
* Froggle Bunwich- "Ah. Some sustenance I can digest."
* Fruit Medley- "A lovely concoction of consumables."
* Honey Ham- "A veritable feast of meat and sweetener."
* Honey Nuggets- "Tiny morsels of sweet protein. Excellent for my digestion."
* Kabobs- "The stick in this meat has added to its consumability."
* Mandrake Soup- "Death has not prevented that vegetable from enjoying a bath."
* Meatballs- "These round spheres of meat should be digestible."
* Meaty Stew- "Ah yes. This looks exquisite."
* Monster Lasagna- "A pungent pasta that will no doubt do me harm."
* Pierogi- "Pockets of victuals."
* Powdercake- "This would give my stomach a turn. I dare not eat it."
* Pumpkin Cookies- "What a delightful recipe!"
* Ratatouille- "Finally a simple dish which won't cause me intestinal distress."
* Stuffed Eggplant- "Erupting with nourishment."
* Taffy- "Comprised mostly of honey. But I am not complaining."
* Turkey Dinner- "I do hope my stomach can take it."
* Unagi- "I do hope this doesn't cause stomach upset."
* Waffles- "Waffles made without flour. What a wonderful place this is!"
* Wet Goop- "Completely devoid of nutrition and sustenance."
====Reign of Giants====
* Flower Salad- "Edible flowers! I shall consume them with gusto!"
* Guacamole- "Those underground mammal snouts make for a tasty treat!"
* Ice Cream- "Happily, ice cream tastes the same here."
* Melonsicle- "Has an endothermic effect on internal temperatures."
* Spicy Chili- "Letting off an incredible amount of thermal energy."
* Trail Mix- "Fascinating. A translucent bag just spontaneously materialized!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Banana Pop- "Quite efficient in lowering my internal temperature. Tastes good too."
* Bisque- "I prefer my soup to be above my internal temperature. But it is edible."
* California Roll- "Delightful! A motley of seafood wrapped up into cylinders."
* Ceviche- "Curious. Where did the lime come from?"
* Coffee- "Interesting. Caffeinated beverages have a heightened effect here."
* Jelly-O Pop- "Strangely enough, this does not cause me stomach upset."
* Lobster Bisque- "Its exoskeleton is still a marvelous shade of blue."
* Lobster Dinner- "I do like watching its exoskeleton turn red."
* Seafood Gumbo- "Still contains the skeletal remains of a fish."
* Shark Fin Soup- "Ah. Shark fin soup. Just the thing to settle my stomach."
* Surf 'n' Turf- "There is a lot of meat based protein in this concoction."
* Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Buttery bounty of a berry blintz!"
* Monster Tartare- "I suppose a culinary experiment is in order."
* Mussel Bouillabaise- "A hearty broth of molluscs is good for the digestion."
* Sweet Potato Souffle- "A hearty vegetable meal. Good for the constitution."
* Caviar- "Where did I get that glass jar? Curious..."
* Tropical Bouillabaisse- "A delicious concoction of water borne animals!"
====Hamlet====
* Asparagus Soup- "Ah. Who wouldn't find this shade of green immensely appetizing."
* Feijoada- "A somewhat tolerable purpose for those bouncing beans."
* Gummy Cake- "Its rubbery texture reminds me of the desserts of my youth!"
* Hard Shell Tacos- "Who knew insect carapaces could be so tasty?!"
* Iced Tea- "Evidence would suggest my tea got cold."
* Nettle Rolls- "The coiled fronds of a nettle plant which serve as allergy medication."
* Snake Bone Soup- "The skeletal remains should add some calcium to my diet."
* Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "Ah. A daily dose of vegetables restores the mental faculties."
* Steamed Ham Sandwich- "Delightfully devilish."
* Tea- "A rodent based broth that tastes remarkably like tea!"
===Food - Other===
====Base Game====
* Seeds- "I cannot eat them like this. They're better off in the ground."
* Carrot Seeds- "I cannot eat them like this."
* Corn Seeds- "I should plant this so it will germinate."
* Dragon Fruit Seeds- "It could be planted, provided I find suitable soil."
* Durian Seeds- "Theoretically, these will grow durians."
* Eggplant Seeds- "These need a nutrient rich soil to grow."
* Pomegranate Seeds- "Seeds to be planted for gardening."
* Pumpkin Seeds- "Fantastic! I wonder what crops it will yield."
* Toasted Seeds- "A nice, light digestible snack."
* Honey- "Suitable for an ingredient, but raw honey actuates my stomach problems."
* Butterfly Wings- "Delightful! Deceased butterfly wings have medicinal properties here."
* Butter- "Butter does wonders for my stomach."
* Rot- "No longer ideal for consuming."
* Rotten Egg- "Smells sulfuric. Excellent!"
* Phlegm- "Based on past experience, I hope I do not have to consume this."
====Reign of Giants====
* Roasted Birchnut- "Cooking this has no doubt angered those possessed trees."
* Electric Milk- "Smells curiously of ozone and lactate."
* Watermelon Seeds- "The seed of a watermelon."
====Shipwrecked====
* Blubber- "There is a high probability this will cause intestinal distress."
* Brainy Matter- "I would like to eat it, but it would cost intestinal distress."
* Sweet Potato Seeds- "Evidently, it will grow sweet potatoes."
====Hamlet====
* Clippings- "Clippings of a perennial plant which provide evidence I have performed a service."
* Cooked Seed Pod- "Of a chewy consistency. Evidently, it's good for you."
* Flytrap Stalk- "Theoretically edible, but undoubtedly I'll find a better use for it."
* Nectar- "Requires an enzymatic processor to convert it to honey."
* Magic Water- "Evidence would suggest it needs to be planted to be fully implemented."
* Aloe Seeds- "Evidence would suggest these will grow aloe."
* Asparagus Seeds- "Theoretically these will need to be planted to germinate."
* Radish Seeds- "The embryonic form of a radish plant."
===Misc Items===
====Base Game====
* Blueprint- "What an ingenious design!"
* Gears- "Remarkably versatile cogs! They could fit some of my creations."
* Ashes- "Nothing but burnt carbon."
* Ashes of item- "I believe it is a burnt bone."
* Red Gem- "The geometric cut to this gem appears to optimally focus exothermic energy."
* Blue Gem- "Its geometrical shape concentrates endothermic energy."
* Yellow Gem- "A study in proper proportion of sines of angles of incidence and refraction."
* Green Gem- "Geometric optics at work."
* Orange Gem- "Curious, prismatic shapes such as this never occur naturally."
* Beard Hair- "Facial hair that can be used for the manufacturing of belongings."
* Manure- "A remarkably massive mound of manure!"
* Guano- "Those bats produce a curiously large mound of dung for such small creatures."
* Melty Marbles- "Glass blown into spheres and fused together."
* Fake Kazoo- "A shame it's broken. I enjoy the sound of a thin membrane vibrating in a hollow tube."
* Gord's Knot- "Curious. Some force prevents me from untying it."
* Gnome- "How strange. Who would need such things here?"
* Tiny Rocketship- "Marvelous! I would very much like one on a bigger scale."
* Frazzled Wires- "Ingenius! Color coding wires would make them easier to distinguish their composition."
* Ball and Cup- "There's a trick to it. I know it!"
* Hardened Rubber Bung- "I would love to know this got here."
* Mismatched Buttons- "Buttons. But none fit my clothing."
* Second-hand Dentures- "Has someone lost their dental work?"
* Lying Robot- "A rudimentary design, lifeless and uninspiring."
* Dessicated Tentacle- "Marvelous! A severed limb!"
* Dwarf Star- "It's particularly good at focusing light."
====Reign of Giants====
* Webber's Skull- "Wonderful! The skull of an arachnid humanoid hybrid."
* Bone Shards- "Dense and sharp! Quite optimal for weapon crafting."
* Old Bell Blueprint- "Inspired! Absolutely inspired!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Venom Gland- "Excellent! A sack of zootoxin."
* Dubloons- "Pirate currency. But how did it get here?"
* Hail- "Let's see if I can find a purpose for this precipitation."
* Message in a Bottle- "An enthralling missive from a mysterious being."
* Spoiled Fish- "Not an experiment I'm willing to undergo."
* Snake Oil- "Ah, I made a fortune selling such concoctions in my youth."
* Harpoon- "An exceedingly effective throwing weapon."
* Trident- "Its incredible effectiveness increases threefold when used in the water!"
* Peg Leg- "I can reasonably deduce that this belonged to someone. But to whom?"
* Orange Soda- "I've never seen such an ingenious opening device on a tin can!"
* Voodoo Doll- "A stuffed figure."
* Ukulele- "It produces highly pleasurable longitudinal sound waves."
* License Plate- "I hypothesize this came in through a rift."
* Ancient Vase- "The hole prevents it from retaining any liquid."
* Brain Cloud Pill- "A medical experiment I'm reluctant to try."
* Wine Bottle Candle- "Was this candle burnt here, or somewhere else?"
* Broken AAC Device- "Ah. It needs a DR356X001."
* One True Earring- "I'm afraid it is not my size."
* Old Boot- "A boot. But who did it belong to?"
* Sextant- "Ah! A reflecting navigation instrument!"
* Toy Boat- "Appears to be seaworthy, but much too diminutive to be useful."
* Soaked Candle- "
* Sea Worther- "Amazing! It appears to work similar to my radio."
* Iron Key- "Made of iron. Is there iron in this world?!"
* Bone Key- "Carved from skeletal remains."
* Golden Key- "Quite an ingenious design. Meant to inspire fear, no doubt."
* Tarnished Crown- "Did those simians steal this or does it belong to one of them?"
====Hamlet====
* Oinc- "Pig coinage of a single denomination."
* Tenpiece Oinc- "The pigs appear to have set up an economy of sorts."
* Centapiece Oinc- "There appears to be a truffle engraved on the face of this coin!"
* Clippings- "Clippings of a perennial plant which provide evidence I have performed a service."
* Lost Idol- "In theory this was a respectably jubilant fellow in the pig's history."
* Lost Totem- "Fascinating! Evidently, they had a runic writing system."
* Relic Fragment- "Theoretically, it's a fragment of a larger sculpture."
* The Blue Sow- "A stone representation of some sort of royalty. Quite an unusual color too!"
* The Jeweled Truffle- "The ornamentation of this ancient artifact suggests it's of enormous value."
* Pherostone- "Absolutely inspiring! A scent converter!"
* Alloy- "Ah, refined metal. As good as any factory could produce."
* Chitin- "Wonderful! The exoskeleton of a deceased insect!"
* Stalking Stick- "Incredible! It increases my speed by exactly thirty percent!"
* Deed of home ownership- "All evidence would suggest, I'm a homeowner now."
* Regal Scepter- "Presumably, it belongs to royalty of some sort."
* Royal Gallery Key- "Theoretically, it fits a lock somewhere."
* Key to the City- "The gift of urban planning in the palm of my hand!"
* Statue of Queen Malfalfa- "A stone replication of royalty. Theoretically, it's worth something."
* Post Card of the Royal Palace- "A memento of my most enjoyable vacation."
* Can of Silly String- "Incredible! I suspect this canister contains many surprises."
* Noxious Cloud- "A cloud of toxic chemicals. Intriguing!"
===Adventure Mode===
====Base Game====
* Divining Rod (in starting base)- "Interesting. A PR-76. Did it come in with me?"
* Divining Rod- "Ha! Haha! It's my PR-76!"
* Divining Rod (cold)- "I've tuned in to a low frequency signal!"
* Divining Rod (warm)- "The oscillations are getting louder!"
* Divining Rod (warmer)- "Something is giving off radio waves. Something close!"
* Divining Rod (hot)- "Hoohooo! I'm close. I'm very close!"
* Divining Rod Holder- "Is this one of mine!? It looks like one of mine!"
* Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "It needs a key. Presumably something that runs on dark energy."
* Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "Eureka! My destiny awaits!"
* Maxwell's Door- "An inspired design! I must talk with the inventor!"
* Maxwell's Phonograph- "Ah, the Gramophone ML-77. I know it well."
* Maxwell's Light- "A light source that sensitive to motion! Revolutionary!"
* Maxwell Statue- "I would very much like to talk to him."
* Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "A revelation in weaponry."
* Sick Worm Hole- "Does it still work? I wonder..."
* Nightmare Lock- "Interesting. Previous ones weren't so inundated with darkness."
* Nightmare Throne- "I've found it! The portal that can link worlds! The throne of ultimate power!!"
* Male Character on Nightmare Throne- "I do so wish I could supplant him."
* Female Character on Nightmare Throne- "I must discover a way to transfer our positions."
* Other Character on Nightmare Throne- "Is that...? But it couldn't be!"
===Announcements===
====Base Game====
* Generic- "Impossible!"
* Failed Adventure Mode- "I've failed this time, but I will try again!"
* Freedom- "Liberty!"
* Freezing- "Brr... It must be below freezing."
* Battlecry- "You'll rue the day!"
* Battlecry (prey)- "Your attempts at escape will be futile!"
* Battlecry (Pig)- "I wish to engage in combat!"
* Battlecry (Spider)- "Let us preoccupy ourselves with battle!"
* Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Take that, you accursed arachnid assailant!"
* Leaving combat- "I've better ways to spend my time."
* Leaving combat (prey)- "I'll find easier prey."
* Leaving combat (Pig)- "Not worth the effort."
* Leaving combat (Spider)- "I've frightened it away!"
* Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "I've no desire to pursue it."
* Activated a Bee Mine- "Those sadistic bees are lingering!"
* Dusk- "A conspicuously rapid sunset! Time must flow strangely here."
* Entering darkness- "Darkness. I can hear the creature lurking."
* Entering light- "Ah, light! Fantastic."
* Doing things in the dark- "Darkness. I do hope that creature arrives soon!"
* Failed to do something- "Impossible!"
* Failed to craft something- "No matter. I will learn from my failures."
* Failed to give something- "
* Trying to sleep during the day- "Daytime is not the optimal occasion for a long slumber."
* Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "Neither the optimal time nor the ideal place for a long slumber."
* Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I can't go to bed hungry. My stomach will protest."
* Trying to sleep near monsters- "I can't sleep! I'm being persecuted."
* Trying to give item to a busy mob- "Currently they are engrossed in other things."
* Trying to give item to a dead mob- "They've no need for this in the after life." [sic]
* Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "I'll wait until they're in the waking world."
* Not enough fertilizer- "The plants here are in serious need of nutrients."
* Hounds are coming- "Hounds! Coming to eat me, no doubt."
* Depths Worms are coming- "There is movement under my feet! Fascinating!"
* Boss is coming- "What beautiful behemoth made that sound?!"
* Inventory full- "I should drop an item I am unlikely to use soon."
* Can't rummage (generic)- "Evidently I'll have to poke around elsewhere."
* Can't store (generic/full)- "There's a surfeit of supplies packed into there already."
* Can't store (invalid item)- "That option is currently unavailable to me."
* Can't bundle (no items)- "If only I could wrap the incorporeal."
* Can't cook (generic)- "Cooking is not a current option."
* Can't cook (too far)- "I've yet to invent a device to reach that far."
* Can't draw (no subject)- "I'll need to see the subject for a proper illustration."
* Can't shave (generic)- "Strange. I'm unable to shave them just now."
* Can't shave (nothing left)- "Something cannot come from nothing."
* Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "If only I could hypnotize them to sleep. Alas it's not possible."
* Can't write on sign (generic)- "I'm at a loss for words."
* Beefalo in combat, unable to mount- "It's best if I don't climb aboard that riled beast at this time."
* Beefalo in combat, unable to saddle- "Saddling an irate beast is inadvisable."
* Unable to build structure (mounted)- "Theoretically if I had telekinesis, I could accomplish that."
* Eating- "Delicious. Simply delicious!"
* Eating (stale food)- "Ugh. Definitely not good for the constitution."
* Eating (spoiled food)- "That experiment was a failure."
* Eating (painful food)- "Oooh... not certain I should have eaten that."
* Eating (raw food)-
** "Ugh. Too unrefined for my intestines."
** "Oooh... an assault on my alimentary canal."
** "Gah! My abdominal region is in distress."
* Hungry- "I'm so hungry my cognitive abilities are failing!"
* Triggered trap- "Excellent! Let's see what I've snagged."
* Torch out- "My torch spontaneously incombusted!"
* Pricked- "Yeouch! Have they drawn blood?"
* Object broken, fixable- "All my extensive knowledge shall be put to work fixing this."
* Earthquake (Caves) - "Seismic activity! And I left my instruments at home."
====Reign of Giants====
* Lightning miss- "I narrowly missed a spontaneous electrostatic discharge!"
* Overheating- "My plasma will boil if I don't escape this heat."
* Tree Shelter- "Weather shielding. How fortuitous!"
* Wetness (low)- "Quite a bit of precipitation we're seeing!"
* Wetness (medium)- "I should get in out of this weather."
* Wetness (high)- "My tolerance for this rain is reaching its limit."
* Wetness (highest)- "This precipitation is too much!"
* Dropping tool while wet- "I don't doubt that was due to the rain."
* Smoldering Item- "Evidence would suggest it's about to catch fire."
* Burnt- "Ho! Ha! That smarts!"
* Trying to sleep on fire- "Sleep would hardly combat this blaze."
====Shipwrecked====
* Volcano eruption- "Volcanic eruption! Perfect chance to study the lava here."
* Sea Hounds are coming- "Undersea predators are lurking. I'm convinced of it."
* Crocodogs are coming- "Hounds! Coming to eat me, no doubt."
* Sealnado is coming- "What beautiful behemoth made that sound?!"
* Map border approaching- "Blasted fog! I want to know what's beyond my map."
* Entering map border- "I've been turned around somehow."
* Exiting map border- "What unseen forces are at work here?!"
* Riding wave- "Woo hoo! Wave mechanics!"
* Boat losing durability- "I'll need to repair this boat promptly.
* Boat leak- "Gaining water, rapidly."
* Boat sinking- "After all of my triumphs, I have met defeat!"
* Trawl Net full- "Excellent, my trawl is full!"
* Crabbit escape- "That animal was more clever than I anticipated."
* Wrong world- "A shame this map isn't for around here."
====Hamlet====
* Can't buy item (generic)- "I'm familiar with the unattainable."
* Can't buy item (not enough money)- "Goods do not come cheap here."
* Cannot enter building (generic)- "Something prevents me from getting inside."
* Cannot enter building (locked)- "I'll have to discover a way to open it."
* Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "This deed is for another world entirely."
* Coughing- "HACK! HACK! HACK!"
* Digging in Dung Pile-
** "What's that?"
** "Oh! That's interesting!"
** "I found something!"
* Fog coming-
** "This {item} really weighs me down."
** "The humid air is making this {item} heavy."
* Hay Fever starting- "Evidence would suggest it's allergy season."
* Hay Fever ending- "Ah! Evidentaly, it's no longer allergy season."
* Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
** "That was the wrong spot."
** "It must have a weakness!"
** "The scales are much too thick there."
* Putting on Living Artifact- "EUREKA!"
* Sneezing- "aH-CHOOOOOOOOOO!"
* Vampire Bats are coming- "Bats! I recognize the silhouette."
====Exclusive to PS4====
* Accomplishment- "A game of some sort. Fascinating!"
* Accomplishment completed- "Not quite the thrill I was anticipating."
===Unimplemented===
* Maxwell's Head- "A beheaded behemoth or an optical illusion?"
* Deadly Feast- "I will leave this one alone."
* Skull Chest- "Theoretically, it will protect my possessions from raiding parties."
* Golden Pitchfork- "The malleability of gold is different here than at home."
* Boat- "Theoretically, it was seaworthy at some point."
* Home- "It appears to be a cozy domicile."
* Sunk Boat- "I wonder who owns that?"
* Lava Pit- "I deduce this is just an outer mantle crust."
* Lava Pit (normal)- "Strange, convection normally would make the heat unbearable at this proximity."
* Lava Pit (low)- "Its thermal energy output has gone down considerably."
* Lava Pit (out)- "Barely releasing any thermal energy."
* Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Inspired brutality!"
* Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "I'll keep my blood, thank you!"
* Tree Clump- "Are those trees conspiring against me?"
* Pig Tent- "Based on the smell, I deduce this will be unpleasant."
* Unimplemented- "Fascinating! Simply fascinating!"
* DEVTOOL- "Ah! Something new!"
* DEVTOOL_NODEV- "Fascinating! But I can't use it."
* HOUNDFIRE- "The dog days seem particularly feverish around here."
* Poison Frog- "A quick study of its colorful markings reveals it means to do me harm."
* Peacock- "Its vibrant feathers are a distraction to allow for more effective pilfering."
* Mr. Skittish- "One of those captivating shadow creatures! I must get closer!"
* Swimming Horror- "A creature made of the dark fuel! I must get closer!"
* Beach Turf- "Granular grain. Not good for planting."
* Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "I'd rather not burden myself with changing my vestments right now."
* Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "Currently undergoing combustion. Changing would be inadvisable."
* Malfunctioning Novelty Ride- "A teleportation device! Oh why doesn't it work?!"
* Sailor's Ghost- "Amazing! It's sporting spectral headwear and facial hair!"
* COFFEEBOT- "An exhilarating design. I would love to see it at work!"
* WOODLEGSSAIL- "Piratical in origin. Are there pirates here?"
* BIGFISHINGROD- "Presumably this catches bigger fish."
* SNAKE_FIRE- "Fascinating! A serpent with exothermic composition."
* PIKE_SKULL- "Interesting! Very interesting indeed!"
* Baby Water Beefalo- "I deduce it is a juvenile."
* CIRCLINGSEAGULL- "I have deduced that it's looking for food."
* RAINBOWJELLYJERKY- "The drying process has taken away its color. Curious..."
* BALLPHINPOD- "A rudimentary water borne society. But a friendly one."
* FIRERAIN- "Impressively unusual precipitation."
* FIRERAINSHADOW- "I can reasonably predict destruction is imminent."
* TIGERSHARKSHADOW- "What magnificent mystery could be hiding down there?"
* Peagawk Hat- "Will I be able to see out of the eyes?"
* Chicken- "How could such an hilariously inept creature continue to thrive?"
* Chicken (sleeping)- "Dormant."
* Chicken (dead)- "Cadaverous."
* Peep Hen- "Quite extreme dimorphism within this species."
* Peep Hen (sleeping)- "Curious, does it ever dream of flying?"
* Peep Hen (dead)- "Expired."
* Snapdragon- "Such a wonderfully homicidal plant! I should get closer."
* Snapdragon (sleeping)- "I'm tempted to poke it with a stick."
* Snapdragon (dead)- "Rigor mortis has yet to set in."
* Zeb- "Is it black with white stripes or white with black stripes?"
* Zeb (sleeping)- "That seems like a much more comfortable position for it."
* Zeb (dead)- "Evidence would suggest it's now extinct."
* ANTQUEEN_CHAMBERS- "Evidence would suggest it's a room of some importance."
* PEAGAWKFEATHER_PRISM- "A refraction of ocular plumage."
* Red Mushtree (blooming)- "Parasitic possessions are really quite fascinating."
* Green Mushtree (blooming)- "It's turning itself inside out. I'm absolutely riveted."
* Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "A full scale fungal assault."
* Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "A web entrapped parasite. Truly a predatory ecosystem."
* Red Spore- "A parasitic aerial assault. Absolutely fascinating."
* Red Spore (held)- "There's a soft glow radiating from it."
* Green Spore- "Ah, the riveting dance of airborne blight."
* Green Spore (held)- "Radiating light in the 600 THz range."
* Blue Spore- "Airborne microbes."
* Blue Spore (held)- "Their chemiluminescence could be put to good use."
===Removed===
====Shipwrecked====
* Piratihatitator- "The schematics in this machine could revolutionize the world!"
== Trivia ==
* His quotes for Grass Armor ("Approximately a 1 on the Mohs Scale.") and the Shelmet ("I calculate it's about a six on the Mohs Scale.") refer to the Mohs scale of mineral hardness.
*The quote "Delightfully devilish." when examining a Steamed Ham Sandwich is a reference to The Simpsons episode "22 Short Films About Springfield".
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