Patrick Watches Paint Dry

Patrick Watches Paint Dry is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star. 
== Transcript ==
(Patrick knocks on Squidward's door.)
Squidward: (opens door) What do you want?
Patrick: SpongeBob left for the weekend, so I was wondering if you wanted to go jellyfishing with me.
Squidward: I'd rather watch paint dry.
Patrick: That's an even better idea!
(Squidward slams the door in Patrick's face. Patrick gets a can of white paint and splashes it on his rock. He sits down and watches.)
Patrick: Dry! Dry! Dry! Dry!
(Three days later, SpongeBob walks up beside Patrick with a jellyfishing net in his hand.)
SpongeBob: I'm back! Wanna go catch some jellyfish?
Patrick: Sorry, I'm watching paint dry.
SpongeBob: O...kay.
(SpongeBob goes jellyfishing alone.)
Patrick: Dry! Dry! Dry! Dry! Oh look, it dried.
(What a twist!)
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