All Mixed Up (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== Ring Intro ==
Sarah: she goes to a machine and flips the lever switch, thus revealing the episode's title card
== Episode ==
=== Wraparound 1 ===
Sarah: "Who wants to switch lives?"
Cake: "I'd like to switch lives with the Rose Siblings."
Flash: "Good idea!"
Sarah: "Switching time! Get in the machine."
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: they go to the left side of the machine
Dash, Smash, Bash, Flash, and Crash: they go to the right side of the machine
Sarah: she turns the machine on with the lever
The two groups' lives were switched
=== Life Out Of The Fast Lane starring The Rose Siblings ===
Flash: "Eggman, you can't get away from ol' Flash and her siblings!" she was chasing after Eggman and tried to homing attack him, but her conscience stopped her from doing so and she raises a sign that says "It won't be as fun without him getting some big mech."
Eggman: he now pilots his big mech shaped like a snake after he jumps off his Egg Mobile
Flash: she gasps "Wow! Great job this time. Not as good as your Egg Dragoon, but good golly it comes close. 9/10!"
Eggman: "It can drill a hole to Mobius' core with its fangs."
Flash: she gasps "OK, fine, 10/10 it is, but that's too far."
Eggman: "And I'm not afraid to use it to get more power gems hidden beneath the ground of Mobius."
Smash: "OK, team, let's destroy this mech."
Eggman: "You can't destroy it! Especially because you're kids."
Dash: he ran away from Eggman
Eggman: his mech chased after Dash
Flash: she went up a building and homing attacked the weak spot while using her hammer to hit said spot for more damage
Eggman: "CURSE YOU!" he uses his mech
Smash: she hits the fangs and sends them to Bash
Bash: he hits the fangs, sending them back to Eggman
Eggman: "Why you..."
Crash: he Cylooped around Eggman's Egg Cobra
Eggman: his Egg Cobra was out of the Cyloop Crash was trying to make
Dash: he Cylooped and created a tornado to send Eggman's Egg Cobra to a wall
Eggman: "Ugh..."
Flash: "Bash?"
Bash: he hit Flash so hard, she became a fireball, but she absorbed the fire and became an even more powerful ball of lightning
Eggman: "Uh oh."
Eggman's mech was destroyed
Eggman: he was arrested by the police
Flash: "Wait, Eggman! I want to fight you again!"
Cream: "Kids! It's too dangerous to fight Eggman again!"
Dash: "What is it now?"
Tails: "We won't allow you to break Eggman out of prison. We will put CCTVs everywhere to monitor your behavior."
Smash: "Aww..."
Later...
Smash: "Living with Tails and Cream is any crazy or thrill-seeking kid's nightmare."
Flash: "And the Third Grader Battle Royale is coming soon! I, Bash, and Crash are the representatives of Mobotropolis Elementary."
Dash and Smash: "Same for us, except we're for the Fifth Grader Battle Royale. Goldie is there too."
Cream: "Guess what's for lunch!"
Flash: "At least Cream's cooking is a thousand times better than Mom's. Not to say she's bad at cooking. She just does not compare to Cream's cooking."
Cream: "Well, it's because of my experience as a chef of a restaurant."
Dash: "I thought you were a doctor."
Flash: "If you still are, tell me all your jobs. If there's anyone who'd work at a ton of jobs, it'd be you."
Cream: "I'm that, a chef, the leader of the Chao Rescuers, a Chao Garden owner, a teacher, etc."
Smash: "Wow! That's a lot!"
Cream: "It's because I wanted to work at this many jobs."
Smash: "I mean, you are a Freedom Fighter too. That team is consisted of one of the most powerful and talented heroes. And even if you don't fight Eggman often, you are still a hero of our society."
Cream: "Thanks!"
That Night...
Cream: "Good night, kids!"
Crash: "Good night, Cream!"
Cream: she went back to her room to sleep
The five siblings went outside to try to rescue Eggman from prison and destroyed Tails' CCTV robots
Tails: he flew to the siblings with his tornado "Going somewhere? Don't think I'm stupid. At least I know that whenever you destroy my CCTV robots, I get an idea that you are at it again."
Smash: "Well, guess we can't sneak up all the time. We used to rarely get into trouble with people like you by just sneaking into Eggman's prison."
Tails: "Well, I should've been smarter. And I promise I will be when I'm done with-"
Smash: she threw a hammer at Tails' helicopter blade and wings and destroyed it
Tails: "I promise I will remove my incompetence."
Smash: "This is what we've been telling you."
Tails: he flies away as his plane was about to Crash
Dash: he created a tornado using a Cyloop and sent the plane at Tails
Tails: he was sucked into the tornado along with his plane
Dash: "Bye bye, Tails! To Eggman we go!"
Cream: "You forgot, I am a Chao Garden owner. And I've got some super strong and fast Chao to help me."
Smash: "Ready your mitt!" she throws Flash in the air and hits her like a baseball with her hammer, sending her right into Eggman's prison and destroying it
Flash: "And we've saved you, Eggman!"
Eggman: "This is getting annoying, but at least I can take over the world again."
Smash: "Hmm, not gonna say we like this life better, but we are at least kinda content with it."
Dash: "And we have a lab!"
Smash: "Too bad we aren't the greatest scientists."
The End!
=== Metal of Honor starring The Prower Sisters ===
Sonic: "Hello!"
Amy: "Cake! Candy! Cookie! Wake up!"
Cake: they hid Metal Sonic in their bed
Amy: "Want breakfast?"
Candy: "Sure!"
Amy: she serves her breakfast to the Prower Sisters and they ate it
Cookie: "Well, I'd say 8/10."
Amy: "Why?"
Cookie: "Our real Mom is a better chef. She works as one."
Amy: "OK, then, but I don't ever compete with her. We're best friends."
Cake: "I know that."
Candy: she goes to her room and brings Metal Sonic out then
Sonic: he gasps "Metal Sonic! They have him!" he runs to the Prower Sisters
Candy: she was disguised as the owner of a Chili Dog shop "Want some Chili Dogs?"
Sonic: "Sure! I'd like to have one!"
Candy: she puts a hotdog in a sandwich, then puts hot sauce
Sonic: "Thank you!" he eats the chili dog, but it was so spicy, he ran to the next water container to get some water
That container actually had Tabasco Sauce
Cookie: "How does it taste?"
Sonic: he ran away because of how spicy it is
Cake: she gives Sonic some Pepper X
Sonic: since what he was fed was so spicy, he literally burned and breathed fire and went to a swimming pool, though forgetting he can't swim, now trying to escape the pool
Cake: "What's that? Want some help? Here!" she threw an anvil at Sonic
Sonic: he was hit by the anvil
Cake: "We're taking Metal Sonic with us to Eggman's Vaudeville show whether you like it or not!"
The Chaos Emeralds happened to be in that pool
Sonic: he became Super Sonic "Wow! Who would leave Chaos Emeralds in a swimming pool? That was lucky, though!"
Cookie: "I've prepared for that sucker." she got a laser shield gun and shot a laser line at Super Sonic "Tada!"
Super Sonic: "You think something like that is going to defeat me-" the Chaos Emeralds were knocked off of him
Cake: "Thank you, Fang the Hunter."
Sonic: "I think I have such a big ego in super form."
Cake: "And it led to your downfall."
Sonic: he ran away, but he kept bumping into an invisible wall
Cookie: she was a mime pretending to rest her arm against a wall and eat a carrot
A swarm of cards were thrown at the Prower Sisters
Cake: "What's happening?"
Amy: "Oh, you don't trick me. I will get that Metal Sonic that has kidnapped me on numerous occasions, caused terror on Mobius, and-"
Candy: she was still in her disguise "Want some chili dogs?"
Amy: "Sure."
Candy: she gave a chili dog with a dynamite as the "hotdog" and Dark Gaia hot sauce
Amy: "Thank you." she defused the dynamite "That was easy. I don't fall for your tricks!"
While Amy was talking, the hot sauce was melting its way into the dynamite
Amy: "I think it's time I put you in your-"
The dynamite exploded on Amy
Amy: "Wow! You are a bunch of screwballs!"
Cookie: "Here are the eggs you need for your dishes!"
Amy: "Wow! Thanks!" she opens the dozen egg container "Hmm, I can't help but be sus-"
All of the eggs exploded and the shell shards hit Amy on the teeth and the eyes, causing her to scream
Amy: "And it smells so bad now!" she swings her giant hammer at Cookie with one of her eyes closed
Cookie: she kicked the hammer and made it so that the very long grip gets wrapped around Amy until the head hits her
Amy: "I thought I was going to be able to beat you. Well, apparently not in base form. Also, why were you trying to get Metal Sonic in your show?"
Cake: "Amy, Metal Sonic is part of our vaudeville performance called Vaudevillain."
Amy: "Why do you want him to be part of your performance?"
Cake: "He's great at movement."
Amy: "Ugh! There's no reasoning with you kids!" she now used the Chaos Emeralds herself and turned super
Cookie: she used her laser shield gun again and tried shooting a laser line that looks like one of Fang's at Super Amy
Super Amy: she dodged the lasers "At least I knew to dodge these."
Candy: she was now disguised as a blacksmith
Super Amy: "What is this? The middle ages? I can see through your disguise, rabbit." she tries kicking Candy, but just as soon as she was about to kick her, an anvil fell on her foot
Candy: "You need a better hammer." she gets Amy's hammer and forges an "upgraded" version "Here, try this."
Super Amy: she used the hammer to try to hit Candy, but the hammer phased through her, and instead, it hit her
Cookie: she gives Amy her old hammer back
Super Amy: she was hitting the anvil many times with her hammer
Cookie: she replaced the anvil with a Plunger Detonator and surrounded Amy with lots of TNT in the process
Super Amy: she hit the detonator many times, and as a result, the TNT exploded on her "I was going easy on you. If I wasn't, I would've killed you, but because you're important for Mobius' future, I'm going to let you live."
Cake: "Thank you!"
Super Amy: she goes to Metal Sonic and destroys him with a swarm of cards
Metal Sonic: he was destroyed
Cookie: she gasps "HOW? HOW?"
Super Amy: "Metal Sonic, on the other hand needs to be removed."
Cake: "Of course you realize this means war."
Super Amy: "Sorry, kids, but I want to protect the future from him."
Cookie: she points her Laser Shield Gun at Super Amy's head
Super Amy: she laughs nervously
Cookie: she shoots Amy in the head with her Laser Shield Gun and knocked the Chaos Emeralds off of her
Amy: "Ack!"
Cookie: "We're going to be projectless without Metal Sonic! PROJECTLESS!"
Amy: "For what?"
Candy: "The Performance Task we have for Physical Education."
Amy: "Well why didn't you say so?"
Cake: "Unlike other students, we want to make our projects not just to get by with an A, but out of love, passion, and care!"
Amy: "I'm going to help you make the video."
Cookie: "Thanks, Amy."
Amy: "I love vaudeville, so I'd love to help you!"
After production...
Cookie: "We did it! We made lots of dough out of it!"
Amy: "See? You can make a great performance and still not aid the villains."
Candy: "We've learned a valuable lesson today."
The End!
=== Wraparound 2 ===
Sarah: "So how was your life switch?"
Smash: "Good."
Cake: "I think Mom should be like this."
Sarah: "Who's next?"
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: "Us with Pyro and Iron!"
Pyro and Iron: "Agreed."
Sarah: "Get in the machine!"
The Mongoose Sisters went to the left side of the machine, and Pyro and Iron went to the right
=== Mongoosey Magic starring The Mongoose Sisters ===
Melody: "Hello!"
Rhythm: "Hello, Queen Blaze and King Silver. Want us to sing a song about how much we love the Sol Dimension?"
Blaze: "That'd be fine with us!"
Melody: she got out an electric guitar
Blaze: "No rock, please."
Melody: "No can do, ma'am. We ain't doing it yet. How's that?"
Blaze: "OK."
The song starts out as a jazz composition
Melody: "Oh, what a great day! I may as well get some coffee."
Harmony: "Oh, what a great day! A relaxingly great time to glee!"
It becomes a country song
Rhythm: "Oh howdy, how may I help you?"
Blaze: "Oh howdy, I'd love to sing to this too!"
It becomes a funk song
Melody: "Will you like to be a star?"
Harmony: "You're a star right where you are!"
The Song Stops
Blaze: "I command you to stop it. I know you're trying to be as weird as the happenings in the Sol Dimension, but this is preposterous. I don't like songs that keep switching genres."
Melody: "We were trying to be unique."
Blaze: "Well, if it doesn't sound good, then what good is uniqueness?" 
Harmony: "How about we play the blues then we play metal?" 
Silver: "Well, musical masterminds, why don't you come up with your own song? Maybe making an anthem for the Sol Dimension is a bad idea for you. Also all these weird things happen because of an incident that occurred 10 years ago." 
Harmony: "What was that?" 
Blaze: "Don't even ask." 
Melody: "OK, it's boring here. I thought this was gonna be fun, but the only fun I'm seeing is outside. Let's just party with Eggman Nega's robots." 
The Mongoose Sisters went to Eggman Nega's party 
Blaze: "I need to stop those kids." 
Eggman Nega's party 
Blaze: "OK, shut it." 
Silver: "Time to crash a party while our kids are away." 
Melody: "But these kids aren't." 
Harmony: "Trying to crash our party? Why?" 
Rhythm: "Why I oughta..." she plays the music at the highest volume possible 
The two were blasted by the loud music 
Blaze: "Ugh..." 
Silver: "Look! It's a disco ball! We need to crash the party to save the animals from these Badniks of Eggman Nega." 
Melody: "Seriously, writers, were you bored while writing this?" 
Silver: "Don't care." 
Blaze: she uses her fire powers on the disco ball to destroy it, but said disco ball exploded on her 
Melody: "Curiosity killed that cat." 
Silver: "But it won't kill this hedgehog." 
A person named "Curiosity" played a tape recorder of a girl screaming at max volume in Silver's ear 
Silver: he was knocked unconscious 
Harmony: she takes off her disguise 
The End Plays 
Melody: "I hope you liked our silly toon 
About switching lives with the Solian loons-" 
The party was now filled with musical notes that were going haywire 
Melody: "Oh! I know why this place was considered so weird." 
The musical notes were attacking Blaze and Silver 
Harmony: she uses a beautiful singing voice to quiet down the notes 
The notes were quiet 
Harmony: she uses her singing voice again and the notes were attracted to her 
Melody: "It was a 3 minute cartoon. We could not have a full song." 
The End! 
=== Manic Music starring Pyro and Iron ===
Pyro: "What's the weird thing this time?"
Iron: "I don't think there is. This is Mobius, after all."
Mina: "Hey, my stars!"
Pyro: "Mina is acting weird today."
Iron: "OK, that's one thing. But do I need to tell you we switched lives with the Mongoose Sisters?"
Pyro: "No."
Ash: "Mongoose Sisters?"
Pyro: "Yeah. They're our friends."
Mina: "Wanna perform a duet?"
Pyro: "Uh, we aren't good at making music."
Iron: "Our singing is bad too."
Mina: "Nonsense! You're one of the most popular singers on Mobius!"
Pyro: "No. It was the Mongoose Sisters who did it. They disguised as us, and as a result, they should get credit."
Ash: "Seriously. You didn't even give them credit? You're frauds!"
Mina: "How shameful! I wouldn't see the day my kids would do this, but you did it. You're grounded until you're 20."
Pyro: "Except you are not our mother."
Iron: "Bye bye!"
The two left the house
A lot of people threw vegetables at the duo
Iron: he uses his telekinesis to get the vegetables and make a giant vegetable stew out of them "Now all of the poor can have something to eat."
The people dying of hunger ate the vegetable stew
People cheered for Pyro and Iron
Pyro: "And that's a problem solved."
Iron: "Seriously, Pyro? why did you get the idea that telling Mina and Ash that we were frauds was a good idea?"
Pyro: "To escape a life where I may be famous, but the crowd might pressure me. And I have stage fright."
Iron: "Oh! Don't worry, Pyro. We can make sure you practice. Passion wins the hearts of an audience, but make sure you put a lot of passion into your music."
Pyro: "But they still won't forgive us!"
Iron: "I know. Our parents are time travelers." he uses his button to revert back to when he and Pyro switched lives with the Mongoose Sisters
Mina: "Wanna perform a duet?"
Pyro: "Not yet. We have to practice."
Mina: "OK! The stars need time to practice in order for their works to become the best they could possibly make them."
Music Room
Pyro: she played Endearing Young Charms, but got it wrong on the last four notes "At least my voice is good."
Iron: "But we have to work on each other's weaknesses and get rid of them to make our works the best we could possibly make them. Play it again."
Pyro: she plays it again, but got wrong in the last four notes again
Iron: "No, Pyro." he plays the song, and got it right on the last four notes, and the bomb exploded on him
Pyro: "Ouch."
Iron: "I actually set that up. That means you're correct."
Pyro: "OK! I'll play it on another piano." she plays the song correctly through and through, but the piano exploded, and a lot of dust was on her face
Iron: he gives himself and Pyro a bath
Pyro: she purrs
Iron: "Now how about my voice?"
A practice later because audio torture is not funny...
Pyro: "Better. Looks like we've worked on each others' weaknesses. Now let's go do that duet!"
The crowd cheered
Mr. Energy: "And now, presenting to you, Pyro and Iron!"
Marble Zone (I Love You, Mobius) Plays
Pyro: "I don't know how I can describe it, but I would say that you're so great, Mobius!" she plays her instruments
Iron: "I love you, planet because you give a lot to us!" he plays his instruments
Pyro: "Your flora like sunflowers, giant trees that spawn giant fruits and other awesome plants!" she plays her instruments
Iron: "And fauna like us, Mobians! Though, I'm a Solian!"
Pyro and Iron: "Your technology is amazing!
How great it is is super fazing!
Also there are the talented heroes
To keep us safe, bring war to zero!"
Song Ends
Iron: "Whoever recorded this must find a way to loop the song."
The audience cheered for Pyro and Iron
Mina: "Wonderful duet!"
Ash: "You did great!"
Iron: "Thank you!"
Pyro: "Maybe it wasn't so bad after all."
The End!
=== Wraparound 3 ===
The audience cheered
Sarah: "And last, but not least, Rob and Riley, switch lives with the Junior Chaotix."
The groups went into the machines and switched lives
=== Think Outside The Box starring The Junior Chaotix ===
Sly: "We appear to be in a laboratory."
Melissa: "What's this? Plans to help the world..." she read the entire list, but one thing caught her attention "Number 34: Freedom of expression!"
Glimmer: "But what does this have to do with the lab?"
Bea: "That's literally what Rob and Riley do every night. Try to help the world by making machines to solve a social problem."
Tamara: "So what's the plan?" she looks for the procedure on how to do number 34
Glimmer: "Plan Number 34 rules!"
Shelly: "Not funny, Glimmer."
Veronica: "So what do we do?"
Glimmer: "We use words to manipulate the Freedom Fighters into allowing everybody to like... uh... Black Doom!"
Bea: "Wow! Seriously? Did you make that up?"
Glimmer: "Yes."
Bea: "For now, we are going to make it so that they allow people to like Dr. Eggman."
Acorn Palace
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Amy: "Hello, Junior Chaotix!"
Bea: "Yeah, there's something I need to say about you and the Freedom Fighters. If you don't let people like Eggman, why do you even bother calling yourselves the Freedom Fighters?"
Sally: "We fight Eggman, and don't let him do stuff! What's your problem?"
Tamara: "Well, you are denying the Mobians the freedom to like Eggman. That's a trivial thing."
Sally: "No, it's not. Eggman will become even more powerful with more influence over everyone!"
Veronica: in her mind "If the Prower Sisters were here instead of us, this would've been an easy win."
Bea: "Hmm, good point."
Veronica: "Uh, Sally..."
Bea: "What is it, Veronica?"
Veronica: "Listen to yourself. Feels like you don't have trust in the four greatest heroes of Mobius who are right in front of you."
Sonic: "Even the most free-spirited of the free-spirits here has to agree with what the Queen has to say. Preventing is better than removing."
Veronica: "But don't you think it'd be more fun to fight an even more competent version of Eggman?"
Sonic: "Yeah, so-"
Sly: "So, what's your point, Sally? At this point, Eggman is too pathetic that maybe you should let people like him. It's kinda hard to not do so, because he is so entertaining these days."
Sally: "Ugh, fine. But don't come to me crying when he-"
Bea: "At least one Freedom Fighter will be there to deal with it."
Melissa: "And by the way, you'll have to pay us a lot for all of the violations on Mobians' Rights to Opinion."
Sally: "OK! But what about joking about the Metal Virus, the Egg Grapes, and things like that?"
Glimmer: "You owe us more."
Veronica: "Violates Mobians' Rights to Expression."
Sally: "Well, maybe I can accept a bit of levity when these topics are brought up. Though there are laws for a reason, though, so maybe there are other Mobian Rights you think I violated."
Veronica: "Nah, it's fine. We get the rest."
Sally: "OK!" she gives the Junior Chaotix her charge of 200,000 Mobiums
Bea: she gives a thumbs up
The End!
=== Rob, Riley, and the Missing Cheese starring Rob and Riley ===
Abigail: "Help! The cheese was stolen!"
Rob: "Only cats could've done this!"
Riley: "No, there must be someone else, Rob. Let's find out who it is."
The rats look for clues
Eggman: "I'm lactose intolerant."
Riley: "Eggman isn't a suspect."
Blaze: "I don't like stealing. I'm not like that penguin from the game about a puffball saving his land from starvation by the mentioned greedy penguin king."
Rob: "OK."
Amy: "I haven't stolen your cheese!"
Riley: "And neither has Cream. I'm sure."
Rob: "I think it must be Tails!"
Riley: "He's too moral. Also not Shadow, he doesn't like cheese."
Rob: "Hmm... I think it's Dr. Milkwoman. One of Eggman's assistants along with Breadman."
They go to Dr. Milkwoman
Dr. Milkwoman: "Hey, I just wanted a job, and cheese isn't even important in Eggman's next plan. If anything, if anyone would use cheese in their plans, it'd be Breadman. He's a silly screwball with screwball evil plans. But right now, he's using watermelons for his plan."
The rats walked away but saw a lot of cheese in the Prower Household
Riley: "It can't be! It's-"
Cream: "Sorry. I felt like for kids named Cake, Candy, and Cookie, they lacked a lot of calcium to keep their bones strong. I needed to buy cheese."
Rob: "Buy cheese? From where?"
Cream: she points at a supermarket nearby
Riley: "Oh." she goes to a supermarket employee
Supermarket Employee: "What do you want?"
Riley: "Why did you steal the cheese?"
Supermarket Employee: "Because I thought it'd make lots of money, and because nobody was inhabiting the area."
Riley: "ROB?"
Rob: "Yes?"
Riley: "Did you leave the door open and unlocked while we were going on a family trip?"
Rob: "Sorry, Riley."
Riley: "Don't do this stupid mistake next time, imbecile."
The End!
=== Wraparound 4 ===
Sarah: "And there you have it folks! That's all of Season 1! See you next time in Season 2, but we're gonna close out with a song!"
The End!
== Season Recap Song ==
Recap Song Plays
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: "Metal Virus amusement park! A cult of Black Doom!
Then we pretended The End was back, but got charged, so we made a restaurant bloom!"
Rob and Riley: "Made a clone machine, but failed to take over the government
The Metal Sonic mass production and the Eggman fans' rights plans were bent!"
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: "We sang a lot of songs to educate the kids
But when we were starred in a show for Sidney, we saw their ideas hit the skids!"
Pyro and Iron: "Arcade characters and alien nuts
Blew bubble gum and made sure Gun Cream didn't make the cut!"
Dash and Smash: "We fought Eggman the first time and trained Sally in wits
Broke him out of jail and then saving Eggs we split!"
Bea: "Solved the murder of Infinite and the Badnik Pets
Solved the case of the curse, and gave Thelma merch without sweat!"
The Entire Protagonist Cast: "Thank you for one season of Kids of Mobius!
We hope in Season 2 you will see us!"
Cake: she eats a carrot "That's all folks."
The screen faded to black
Boxer, Emerald, Twist, and Twirl: "See us next season!"
The End!
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