Kanye West

Kanye West is a rapper dude who hails from the land of Ponyville. He is known for loving himself, to the point of cloning himself and marrying his clone, engaging in romantic and possibly sexual activities with his clone, and liking fingers in his ass.
When he married his clone, he needed to cover-up the fact he loved himself that much, he cloned himself illegally and fucked the clone, so he called Kim Kardashian. He told her he needed to cover-up him and his clone's marriage, and thus she agreed, pretending to be his wife for about 52 years and counting. I just t-posed.
He is a big fan of the Peppa Pig series, owning all the DVDs and merchandise for the series, including bootlegged versions of plushes, figures, and deadly war weapons. Kim Kardashian hates this, however, and wants him to convert to being a big fan of Dora the Explorer and Food Network stars.
Kanye West has been murdered recently, his corpse being found in a slightly-melted playground near Kark's house, because some FUCKER KEEPS MELTING ALL THE PLAYGROUNDS WHAT THE FUCK BITCH. Nobody knows who the murderer is. Except Barry B. Benson. But fuck that hoe. He fucking sucks. Barry B. Benson has no nipple. He has only one. Fuck. Yeehaw.
He discovered his love for fingers in the ass when he was only 404 years old, an old fuck in the distance of humanity. Fucking his clone. Yeehaw. This article is shit.
Kanye has been rumored many times to have a crush on Sans, Papyrus, Shadow the Hedgehog, Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog, Sasuke Uchiha, and Shrek, but all of those are false. An album was released right after his death about these rumors, causing many to think that was his confirmation of them, but his clone stated otherwise, as he is still alive. The album is called, "Finger Booty", and has 12 songs on it. The deluxe version has 22 songs, however. Please purchase the album, I worked on some of it, I even had a singing part in the fourth song, titled "Chicken Nugget", it's really good pls help me my children are starving.
Here are some sexy quotes from the man himself.I wanna die