Itchy & Scratchy Theme Song

The Itchy & Scratchy Theme Song is the theme song to the cartoon series Itchy & Scratchy, first heard in "Krusty Gets Busted". There were several different versions of the theme song. The first one is sung by studio singers whose voices were sped up to make it sound more cartoony. The second version was heard in "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" when Marge demanded that the violence must be toned down. The third version was a ballad-like end credits version of the song with the lyrics re-written in past tense heard in The Front. The fourth version was heard when Poochie was briefly added to the show in the episode The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show.
The first and third versions can be heard on Songs in the Key of Springfield. The fourth version can be heard on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons. The original versions were written by Simpsons co-developer Sam Simon. The final version's additional lyrics were written by David S. Cohen.
==Itchy & Scratchy Main Title==
:They fight, and bite,thumb|right|335 px
:They fight and bite and fight,
:Fight fight fight, bite bite bite,
:The Itchy & Scratchy Show!
==Itchy & Scratchy Main Title (non-violent version)==
:They love, they share,
:They share and love and share,
:Love love love, share share share,
:The Itchy & Scratchy Show!
==Itchy & Scratchy End Title==
:They fought and bit,
:They fought and fought and bit,
:Fought fought fought, bit bit bit,
:It was The Itchy & Scratchy Show.
==The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show Main Title==
:They fight and bite, (and bark!)
:They fight and fight and bite, (and bark!)
:Fight bite bark, (woof woof woof!)
:The Itchy & Scratchy...& Poochie Show!
==Itchy & Scratchy Main Title (version with majestic fanfare)==
Used in "Holidays of Future Passed"
:They fight, they fight!
:They fight and fight!
:The Itchy & Scratchy, Itchy & Scratchy Show!
:Fight, fight! Fight!
==The Itchem & Scratchem Blow (Jamaican version)==
Used in "Yellow Subterfuge"
:They smoke,
:They toke,
:They smoke and toke and smoke, (Ha!)
:Smoke, smoke, smoke, toke, toke, toke,
:The Itchem & Scratchem Blow.
==The Itchy & Scratchy Marathon==
Used in "No Good Read Goes Unpunished"
:They fought for years,
:With guns and garden shears,
:Years, years, years, tears, tears, tears,
:It's the Itchy & Scratchy Marathon!
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