Aperture Science

: Apear-to-be-good-science is a group of the greatest minds of a generation doing the dumbest things in 17 generations.They had the brilliant idea to invent a death robot (which killed them all later) named GLaDOS, and then ruin everything good about it by creating a British orb with the sole purpose of making GLaDOS an idiot. Their most infamous creation is electric brown water, seen in nearly every room of their death trap for a laboratory. They also invented Weighted Companion Cubes, the only friends worth having in Aperture Laboratories, but otherwise worthless. They are the makers of Bouncy Crap, also known as Repulsion Gel     (or Propulsion Gel, no-one really cares), Slidy Crap ( a.k.a. the other gel), and of Sperm Gel (cum-verizon gel). They also did another mistake, on planting potatoes in a communist nuclear bomb factory named "cherrknowbhyl" or something like that, and those mutated into the neck-raping supreme leaders of absolute death. They are fat. And bold. And crazy. Like that religeous guy that lives in rapenholm.