No-Life's Mom

No-Life's Mom is the mother of No-Life and the former wife of Colonel Johnson. She is often concerned by her son's behaviour and is forced to punish him for all his antics. After her husband turned out to be a supervillain, she split up from him under yet unknown circumstances and was forced to take care of the whole family by herself ever since.
== Biography ==
=== Early life ===
No-Life's Mom was born sometime in the 1970s and at one point later in her life, before the year 2000, she met Colonel Johnson, who eventually married her. Later, the two settled down in Stool and had a lot of children - Henry, Otillie, No-Life, James, Alex and Rose respectively, with the third one becoming the main source of troubles for their family. Throughout the years, while she knew that Johnson was working in the military and eventually left it, she was unaware of his yet undetermined villainous actions.
=== Us vs. Us ===
While she did not make a physical, nor voice-only appearance, her presence was suggested in Us vs. Us 2/4, when No-Life was happy that the holidays had began and she told him that they were going to Florida, which outraged the boy and caused him to leave and go to Kalahari, where he wanted to spend the summer, on foot.
=== A Christmas Carol by No-Life ===
In an erased part of the timeline, during the Christmas Eve of 2017 she called her son to come down, when his grandma finally arrived for the Eve supper. No-Life shouted back that he didn't wanna go, which in turn outraged the grandma and made the mom remember her son's behaviour. Later, she was sitting next to him during the supper and witnessed his disgust seeing some of the dishes. Eventually, when the family moved to opening the presents, No-Life was angry that he didn't get a PS4 like he wanted to and complained about getting socks. This was the final straw for his mom, who then told the boy to go back to his room.
In the actual turn of the events, none of the aforementioned things happened and No-Life's Mom noticed the sudden change in how her child behaved. Both she and her husband were amazed, but everything quickly returned to normal after the holidays.
=== In Search of the Scarlet Griffin ===
In summer of 2018, No-Life's family was going to Australia. However, already on the Stool Airport, they had a few problems with their son, who complained about being away from his devices. No-Life's Mom put him to order and corrected that they were going to Australia, not Austria. The next day, the family was in Sydney National Park, where Johnson told the kids to observe the supposedly astonishing view for the desert. Nobody noticed how No-Life went away from them and suddenly disappeared, possibly even until they returned home. 
However, when they met again back home, none of the parents was relieved, but instead angry at their son, which, despite his change of attitude during his adventure, caused him to once again start acting rudely and aggressively.
=== No-Life's Home Alone ===
On December 23, the family had their planned trip to Paris to visit their Aunt Florence over the holidays. No-Life obviously didn't want to go and his mom caught him watching TV. She unplugged the TV and told him to pack his things instead, especially that the grandparents were about to arrive soon to go with them. No-Life yelled that he didn't want to go with "those bags of wrinkles", which offended his grandparents, who had just entered the house. Because of that, No-Life was told by his father to go wait on the attic, while his family would finish packing and such. Later, she was sitting in the car and asked her spouse if everything was ready. It seemed that amid the chaos, they forgot about their son.
Eventually they realized that he was missing though and managed to get back home at the dawn of another day. To their surprise, no one would answer the door and just when they were about to enter and check for No-Life, he was spotted by them, going to enter the house as well. No-Life's Mom asked him what was he doing there at first, but didn't care and revealed that their plane was dismissed due to the bad weather conditions. The door was then opened, revealing the mess that No-Life caused in the house as he was supposedly fighting two bandits attempting to rob it.
=== How No-Life Stole Christmas ===
A year later, when No-Life began to attack Otillie and her friends who outraged him, No-Life's Mom was forced to intervene from the kitchen window as he saw most of the event. She ordered her son to apologize to the kid he had knocked out, but No-Life refused. Suddenly, smoke started coming out of the window and the mother realized that the cake she had been baking burnt as she got distracted. Due to that, she grounded No-Life as usual and told him to go to his room. 
Later, she and the rest of the household, aside for No-Life, left to help in the preparations of the Stool Annual Christmas Fair. In the meanwhile, No-Life was supposed to clean the house. However, they had to come back as they forgot to get some things and found No-Life outside chasing someone. The mom explained to the boy what happened and told to get out of their way. She then entered the house and witnessed numerous puddles of green slime in the living room. She was mad and told him that he would be even more grounded, once again ordering him to stay in his room.
On Christmas Eve, she was present at the Christmas Fair and witnessed the mysterious streak speeding in front of her while she was holding Rose. The streak later turned out to be No-Life, who apologized all the citizens of Stool for the chaos he caused and was actually forgiven.
=== Lenny's Vlogs: The Revelation ===
Many months later, on an average day, she opened the house door after she heard the doorbell to meet Lenny Jester, who introduced himself as a friend of No-Life and wanted to get in. No-Life's Mom was surprised that her son had friends but didn't suspect anything as she considered any distraction from the computer as a good thing. She allowed Lenny in and said that she would be in the kitchen in case No-Life got too aggressive.
Unaware of being recorded by Lenny, she was approached by Otillie, who showed her new trophy. Her mom congratulated her, despite being surprised by the uncanny score she got and told her to put it on her shelf. Otillie was holding the trophy in such a manner that it covered her face, making it unable to be shown on Lenny's video. She was then approached by Henry, who was looking for his drumsticks and it turned out that Alex had one of them and threw it at Lenny. The mother asked him what was he doing there and Lenny replied that he was looking for a bathroom.
=== No-Life's Alone in Paris ===
After Colonel Johnson turned out to be a villain and fought Spyman's Cosmos, the family separated from him and went through a crisis, with No-Life's Mom having to take care of all her children by herself. It wasn't easy for her, as although No-Life wasn't as aggressive as always, he was quite depressed. In order for the family to get up, No-Life's Mom had arranged a trip to the Canary Islands on Christmas. 
On the day they were about to leave, she visited No-Life in his room and witnessed him laying on the bed instead of packing. At first she wanted to shout at him and rush him, but her son revealed how he was feeling and the mother actually tried to cheer him up. However, it was still hard for No-Life to prevent himself from saying inappropriate things, thus he complained about going to a region where a lot of old, wrinkled people travelled as well. No-Life's Mom got annoyed and ordered the boy to pack what he had left and left the room. Outside, she took a deep breath, as she didn't like that she had to yell at her son given their situation.
Later, the family was on the Stool Airport and No-Life's Mom was desperately searching her purse to check if she had everything. At one point, No-Life called his brother Henry "a nerd", so she briefly intervened before panicking that she forgot to close the car. However, Henry reassured her that she did and she thanked him. Then, she got terrified, thinking that she didn't have one of the IDs, so No-Life, being upset that he wasn't a useful son like his older brother, offered to go back to get it. His mom didn't hear it however, as well as didn't notice his departure. When he was gone, she did actually find the ID and told the kids to rush, as their gate was closing soon. Although Henry tried to tell her about No-Life, she didn't allow him, fearing that they would miss an opportunity to calm down after the chaos the family had been through.
Few hours later, as they were on the plane and approaching the airport, No-Life's Mom noticed that as No-Life said, there were actually a lot of senior people next to them, which eventually made her realize that No-Life wasn't around. Henry, who was sitting next to her, said that he and his siblings were trying to tell her that for the whole flight and the mother started panicking. She called herself a bad mother, but Henry cheered her up, adding that No-Life was likely fine. After they landed on the Canaries, the family found the first flight back home. Once they were back on Stool Airport, they approached the security to see where No-Life could have gone and discovered that he went to Paris. 
They immediately flew there and after figuring that he would look for their Aunt Florence's house, they decided to head there. They arrived in the early morning, when No-Life was giving reports to some police officers, from whom they found out that their relative had to protect Florence's valuable pearls from some burglars. Hearing that, No-Life's Mom actually was proud that he was so brave and she was glad to see him fine and apologizing for everything he did. She forgave him and told him that she was proud, which made the boy instantly smile.
== Personality ==
To be added
== Appearances ==
# A Christmas Carol by No-Life
# Us vs. Us 2/4 (supposed presence, off-screen)
# No-Life's Home Alone
# How No-Life Stole Christmas
# In Search of the Scarlet Griffin 2/5 (voice)
# In Search of the Scarlet Griffin 3/5
# Lenny's Vlogs: The Revelation
# No-Life's Alone in Paris
== Trivia ==
* If No-Life's Home Alone had released in 2017, No-Life's Mom's face would have already been revealed back then, as The Philmer didn't have many ideas on how to hide it at the time.
* She is one of the characters in No-Life's Alone in Paris that The Philmer actually likes the best.
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