Super Smash Bros. Assault & Battery 3: Breakfast of Champions Turbo

==Super Smash Bros. Assault & Battery 3: Breakfast of Champions Turbo==
Still in progress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
==Story Mode: The Ancient Scrolls of Count Gremulock: Chapter 78: The Revenge of Chester Cheetah==
The story picks up right where Assault and Battery 3: Breakfast of Champions: Game of all Time Edition left off. It has been thousands of years since the Burger King blew up McDonald's first sacred location, considered a Mecca of sorts to Americans all over the world. Billions of people died in the explosion as the nuclear bomb spread noxious french fry grease all throughout the land. The people that weren't burned alive by the explosion were immediately melted by superheated fryer grease, and those that somehow survived with major burns were mutated into superhuman ghoul-adjacent creatures that had a craving for Buttermilk Crispy Tenders, though none were left in this cruel, cruel world.
Ronald has gone rogue, abandoning his honor,and with the help of Aunt May, Paul and Barry Chuckle, and Louie C.K, they plan an assassination attempt on the Burger King. Back in the ancient times, Ronald and his cronies were military buddies. McDonalds was something Ronald invented in the mess hall in the forgotten era, billions of years ago. The world has been forever devastated at the treachery committed by the Burger King. The time for action was now, and Aunt May wasn't having it.
Unbeknownst to Ronald, a time traveling Bill Withers comes bearing a message from the future to Master Chief and Garfield, who is running for political office. Bill warns that if Garfield's power goes unchecked he will indeed take over the world after deleting monday from the calendar. Hogwash, Master Chief says. Surely, this is the work of that dastardly imposter and trickster, Dark Garfield the usurper of the throne. Using his ancient power bestowed to him by Sir Regisphere Pissblade IX, of the famed provinence of Count Chocula's attic, Garfield uses all of his might to open his third eye to blast Bill Withers with a concentrated blast of energy that has the combined power of 900 suns. He is eviscerated instantly. Master Chief has concerns that the prophecy was true, but is quickly interrupted by Thomas the Tank Engine with a bunch of knives duct-taped to him. He is absolutely fucking enraged and him and Master Chief do battle. The battle lasts 80,000 years. Master Chief rips Thomas apart and uses his chassis to form a new battle armor--- and just in time too, a group of cybernetic wizards tries to adopt him. Thankfully, Master Chief remembers his power to run really really really fast to turn the earth around like in the first Superman movie and he turns time back. While Future Master Chief comes back to the moment he and Thomas began their epic battle, he goes off with Garfield. At this point there are two Master Chiefs sharing the same timeline.
On the other side of the world, Burger King is planning a full-scale attack to conquer the ancient lands of Uzbekistan with his most trusted confidant, Chester Cheetah. Just as Ronald and the gang finish their battle against demons from the 38th dimension, a land beyond human comprehension, the commander in chief of Hell's Army,The Slim Jim Guy, last seen in the season-pass exclusive content of the Japan-exclusive Super Smash Bros. Assault & Battery 3: Super Duper Fighting DLC Add-On Content VR Edition: The Mobile Game: The Movie. This time, he's come back to finish the job. In the ancient times, Slim Jim was regarded as a great warrior, but was cast away by Double-D, who sensed his dark aura would be too much for our feeble little world. Slim Jim has been plotting in the dark dimension ever since. Note, this is only canonical if you consider the neutral path ending of SSBASSBAT3:SDFDLCAOCVRE:TMG:TM to be the canonical end. This is not to be confused by the TRUE ending of SSBASSBAT3:SDFDLCAOCVRE:TMG:TM, in which Spider-Man and Caillou team up to put an end to the mayhem wrought by Jar-Jar Binks' long lost uncle, which is rendered non-canonical by the events of Super Smash Bros. Assault & Battery 3: Vanilla Edition 2. 
sSlim Jim Guy learns the true meaning behind his quest for revenge. It wasn't Double-D who cast him away, rather it was the treachery of DoubleSwee, who was holding Double D's parents hostage. Note: The events of Ed, Edd, n' Eddy are to be considered as canonical, and take place before the first Assault and Battery as DoubleSwee was holding his parents hostage the entire time. Double D's parents were murdered by the hand of DoubleSwee while Double D was off-planet fighting off the forces of the VeggieTales cast. Together, Slim Jim and Double D put aside their differences and splinter off from Ronald's crew. 
Ronald McDonald and Burger King prepare for their epic final confrontation, but the content for this section of the game has not been patched in at the time of writing. This section will be included in the Super Smash Bros. Assault & Battery 3: Breakfast of Champions TURBO Season Pass Edition, which was supposed to release in 2015, but as of 2019 Frito-Lay has yet to release the expansion. Rumor has it that this section of the game is so intensive that current-gen consoles can't even run it and it's being held off for Super Smash Bros. Assault & Battery 4. 
8,000,000,000 years pass during Slim Jim's trek through the rockies to get to DoubleSwee's ancient lair. Double D dies of malnutrition and exhaustion but is quickly upgraded to become Cyber Double-D, the most powerful warrior yet constructed. 
In the 48th Plane, the abstracted form of the ghost of Homer Simpson's mom comes to deliver a tome of ancient knowledge that will surely deliver pure enlightenment and transcendence to the chosen master. The fated one is selected, and it's none other than the robed sage of the omega timeline, Alf, from hit ABC series, A.L.F. Alf's path has been fated since the days of yore, as he will be the one that will end the eternal struggle of Count Gremulock and the defiers of fate, Master Chief, Garfield, Aunt May, and an anthroporphic bag of Ritz Bits, and finally bring peace to the universe. Little do Gremulock and his little pesky henchmen know, Alf's prophetic return will cause the universe to implode upon itself, making him the most dangerous creature in all of existence. 
During all of this, Dark Garfield's rise to power is halted by Garfield, Lincoln Auto Insurance, and Kermit the Frog (Red Sweater). Setting aside their differences from their last dimension-hopping escapade seen in upcoming rebootquel, Smash Battery Assault 5: Alan Keys to the City Editon, they team up to defeat Dark Garfield once and for all. What they didn't realize however, Dark Garfield and Garfield both hail from a dimension where Orange is actually the color that signifies "Dark" and Black signifies something that isn't a dark version of a pre-existing character. It turns out that the little orange cat we knew and loved was actually evil the whole time and the Garfield we thought was Dark Garfield was the good one all along. Garfield sends Lincoln Auto Insurance and Kermit the Frog (Red Sweater) to the gulag, where they were never seen again in any later version of the game. 
DoubleSwee's head is ripped from its socket and flung across the entire world like a medieval flail by the Slim Jim Guy. Double D is torn apart by a comically large magnet held by the ghost of Darth Maul. Slim Jim Guy cries in anguish as he says "This plot point will be resolved in a later sequel!" 
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