The Apartment (Thursday Spin-Off)

"The Apartment" is the sixth episode of the first season of Thursday Spin-Off, and the 6th overall.
==Plot==
The guys look for an apartment together.
==Transcript==
[Cuts to Stan drinking coffee, takes a long large sip.]
Stan: My finances are gonna be fucked because of this.
[We cut to his phone which is in a group voice chat with Carl, Gary and Thomas, Cut to the short title sequence. We then cut to them in Stan’s house walking around or sitting.]
Thomas: Taco Bell doesn’t pay shit, it’s been a week since my firing and I don’t have a lot of money.
Carl: Well my living situation is bad in the first place, roommates are horrible and the place smells bad.
Gary: Guys, wait. This gives me an idea!
Thomas, Carl and Stan: What?
Gary: Let’s all move into an apartment together and split the rent 25/25/25/25
Carl: Wait, do you even have a job?
Gary: I’m a software engineer at Apple now.
Thomas: How much does that pay you?
Gary: I have no clue, Apple never told me.
[We then cut to all 4 walking around a house with a realtor showing them around.]
Realtor: So we have 1 bathroom, 4 bedrooms and 2 additional rooms.
Gary: Is there an area I can smoke weed in?
Realtor: Unfortunately no, as of this morning the FireMatch Cannabis Law went into effect in this state only.
Gary: Alright excuse me for a second.
[Gary walks outside of the house and closes the door. We hear this next like muffled.]
Gary: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[Gary opens and closes the door as he walks back into the house.]
Gary: Resume
Realtor: And the rent is $700 per month
Stan: I don’t know
Thomas: Any cheap apartments?
Realtor: Cheap? Or Cheap cheap?
[They all look at each other]
All: Cheap cheap.
[We cut to a poorly run down motel with rats and decomposing building.]
Realtor: This is the Sunshine Arms Motel
Carl: Looks like whatever sunshine this had is gone now.
[They begin opening the door and it just falls to the ground with a pull of smoke, they cough and enter covering their noses with their shirts.]
Realtor: Built in the wonderful year of 2001, this houses 90 people with a free rental, that is if you can make it each night.
Gary: Wait what?
Realtor: Yeah some alligators live here and have eaten people.
Thomas: How is this a viable living space still?
Realtor: It’s owned by Mark Zuckerberg.
[They look at each other, then notice the huge camera in the roof, the camera adjusts. We cut to another apartment, very nice, in a high roof hotel like complex.]
Realtor: Built in the year of 2011, this room can house up to 12 people, 3 bathrooms, 6 bedrooms, and a nice flatscreen television in the main room.
Carl: Sounds nice.
Realtor: And the price isn’t much either.
Thomas: What is it?
Realtor: $3,000 a month!
Gary: How is that not much?!
Realtor: Not much to me
Gary: What’s your salary?
[They all look at this piece of paper she shows them, their eyes widen.]
Gary: HOLY SHIT
[We cut to them back at the initial apartment they were looking at, they give her a check and she removes the “for sale” sign.]
Thomas: Now all we gotta do is just move all of our stuff in here, figure out who gets what room, and sell our rooms and apartments.
Gary: Alright (cracks knuckles and neck) Let’s get to work.
[Begin a timelapse to the song “The Distance” by Cake as they begin moving their stuff into the room, re-arranging some stuff, arguing, switching stuff between 2 rooms and other random shit. We then cut to them all sitting on the couch with beer.]
Thomas: Well that was, interesting.
[Beat]
Stan: Now what?
[They look at each other, we then cut to them intensely gaming, to reveal they’re playing minecraft on an Xbox Series X. Cut to the credits sequence with “The Distance” by Cake playing, credits end and we cut to CrazySponge’s office at Box Productions.]
CrazySponge: Hmmmm, no.
[We pan to reveal PolarTem with 2 new Box Productions logos that are very appealing.]
PolarTem: Why? We spent 2 WEEKS ON THESE.
CrazySponge: Not creative enough.
[PolarTem turns around angry and walks out of the office. End scene.]
==Appearances==
* Carl Fabbro
* Stan Jonathan
* Gary
* Thomas
* Realtor
* CrazySponge
* FireMatch
* PolarTem
==Trivia==
* This is the first episode with Cicicicity as producer, and DanzxvFan8275 as supervising producer.
* This is the series' most simple episode/plot.
==Reviews==
* B- - At least it isn't just "haha bp bad" the entire time. - 
* D - Not really interesting at all. - Locknloaded23
* B - ^ - 
* E - Agonisingly slow-paced short. I can't really pinpoint anything I found all that funny, and it didn't really go anywhere overall. I would take this as an episode preview, but this isn't a full episode, it's a short. - The Trreible Tavis
* C - "i would give it C but i cant be bothered to add review" - 
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