The Art of War

== The Art of War ==
The Art of War was GWAR's first fan club cassette. It features studio outtakes and demos that were recorded between 1994 and 1996. The final track is the extended version of “The Private Pain of Techno Destructo” that was originally intended for Carnival of Chaos, but the bridge had to be removed due to copyright issues. On the original cassette, the song ends prematurely due to the limited cassette space, though the bridge is fully intact.
The first three tracks were later re-released on 2000’s Slaves Going Single.
== Track Listing ==
No.	Title 	Length
1. 	"Drop Drawers" 	5:55
2. 	"Don's Bong Is Gone" 	5:04
3. 	"The Ballad of Vincent Bologlioni" 	5:15
4. 	"The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo (Star Trek Version)"	5:14
== Personnel ==
* Dave Brockie (Oderous Urungus & Vincent Bologlioni) - Lead vocals, spoken words on "Don's Bong Is Gone"
* Mike Derks (Balsac The Jaws of Death) - Rhythm guitar, backing vocals, spoken words on "Don's Bong Is Gone"
* Casey Orr (Beefcake the Mighty) - Bass, backing vocals
* Brad Roberts (Jizmak Da Gusha) - Drums, percussion
* Pete Lee (Flattus Maximus) - Lead guitar, backing vocals
* Hunter Jackson (Techno Destructo) - Lead vocals on "The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo (Star Trek Version)"