Machete

Machete is an extremely powerful warrior who can only win battles. After crash-landing on Earth, he was banished to the Place of No Time by Bagel Comogus. He lived in exile, only rarely interacting with his friend Colin until the rest of the universe was sent to the Place of No Time, allowing him to join the Aztec army and even find love in Gozza. With his power of never losing, he became a vital asset in the fight against the Council of Evil. He formed a plan with Bogus Comogus and Jimster to travel to the end of the Place of No Time, but ended up trapped and eternally fighting James Corden alongside the immortal Man. He eventually escaped when Blade was reincarnated and opened a portal to another universe using seven Infinity Stones, which disappeared. Machete now searches alongside Man and Blade to find the Infinity Stones and join the Aztecs that escaped the Place of No Time's destruction. 
== Appearance ==
Machete is an averagely-sized white man with large eyebrow muscles and blonde hair that fades to black at the tips. He wears either a long-sleeved jumper or a checkered jacket with a black shirt underneath. He wears blue jenim jeans and black shoes.
== History ==
=== Banishment to the Place of No Time ===
As a small child, Machete's home planet began to collapse. His parents sent him in an escape pod to the nearby planet of Earth and perished in the planet's destruction. Machete landed on Earth and immediately came across the King of all Aztecs, Bagel Comogus, who, to show off to his son, Pitch, used the power of the Time Glove to erase Machete's existence, sending him to the Place of No Time. In the Place of No Time, Machete met a man named Colin and quickly became good friends with him. However, Machete, having lost his planet and his existence, lived alone atop a mountain out of shame. During this time, his vocabulary slowly diminished.
=== Assisting the Aztecs ===
(undone by the Time Candle)
One day, Bagel Comogus appeared at Machete's door and apologised for his past actions, and the two made up and went their separate ways. Later, Colin brought Bogus Comogus, Bernard Comogus, Pitch Comogus, and a baby version of Bogus Comogus to Machete's door, explaining that the Comogus family had been sent to the Place of No Time. They convinced Machete to join their side and Machete explained that Bagel had moved to Yugoslavia. The group went to Yugoslavia where they met Bagel, whose Time Glove was not functioning as the minute hand had been stolen by the Clokk Tribe.
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=== Joining the Aztecs ===
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=== Finding true love ===
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=== Protecting Gozza ===
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=== The most valuable warrior ===
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== Abilities ==
=== Guaranteed Victory ===
Machete can't not win anything he takes part in.
=== Trident Mastery ===
Machete is extremely skilled with a trident - though this is kind of useless as he'll win either way.
== Equipment ==
=== Trident ===
Machete owns a golden three-ponged trident.
== Trivia ==
* Machete is transgender.