Susan vs Super Dragoons (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Alarms are going off in the Prower Underground
Susan appears out of a slide tube
Susan: Heads, what's going on?
Heads: Neon Alert!
Susan: What's that?
Heads: I made the Neon Alert after we first met Team Dragoon. It was to be used only when Team Dragoon initiated a dedicated offensive against Chaflick Foods, and now is that time.
Susan: Don't we have various alerts for threats to Chaflick Foods? Why make a unique one? 
Heads: Team Dragoon are a unique threat. Because they live in another dimension and don't visit often, we don't get much practice in fighting them. Plus, there are four of them, which is a big enough challenge on it's own. And it's definitely warranted right now, because they're in Super Forms, and before you got here, they defeated all our other friends.
Susan: Alright, got it, send me to them!
Heads: Before you go, take these.(he hands Susan papers.) "Whether you win or lose, give them these once the battle's over."
Susan then jumps in the cannon as it aims for Team Dragoon's current location
Susan: Wait, if this is a underground base, why does it have cann-
The cannon fires, launching Susan to a Chaflick Foods wisp processing plant that Team Dragoon was tearing apart
Super Alan: Ahh, Susan, I knew it was a matter of time.
Susan: You need to stop this! Are you really going to ruin people's childhoods?
Super Alan: You make it sound so simple. They are harming innocent Wisps! So i'm sorry, Chaflick need to burn.
Susan: Then i'll stop you!
Susan then Lightning Homing Attacks Super Alan, but gets sniped out of the sky by Ranger using Cyan Laser
Super Alan: Thank you, Ranger. Now team, if you please.
Super Dria then charges Susan, who Lightning Boosts out of the way, only to get hit by a Rhythm Wispon blast
Super Alan: You see, we've been planning this for a while now.
As Super Alan is talking, Susan suddenly gets hit by a out of nowhere explosion, and is sent into midair
Super Alan: We've learned your tactics by watching all the recordings of every battle you and your friends have ever participated in.
As Super Alan is talking, Super Dria kicks Susan towards Super Srish, but she gets sniped by Super Silence about halfway, sending her into some rubble
Super Alan: In every battle any of you've ever fought, you try to overpower your opponents with your superpowers or Wisps. If that fails, you then try to outnumber your opponent by calling in backup, or alternatively, you may try to outsmart your opponent with the environment around you.
As Super Alan is talking, Susan Lightning Dashes towards Super Alan, but Distractor shakes the ground with Grey Quake, then Super Dria fires her Eagle Wispon multiple times to "juggle" her back into midair, with Super Srish hammer punching her into the ground
Super Alan: Which is why we worked around it. We first made sure to keep on moving while destroying Chaflick Foods factories as quick as possible so we couldn't be overwhelmed-
As Super Alan is talking, Susan gets back up and dodges Super Dria's charge, a shot from Super Srish's Rhythm Wispon, and two shots from Super Dria's Eagle Wispon, but gets knocked back by a Ghost Wispon rocket
Super Alan: -Then we used all Wisps we got from the factories efficiently to defeat your friends, even Hazel's bee army that she can somehow command. After all, Indigo Asteroid is quite the weapon. So face it Susan.-
As Super Alan is talking, Susan gets spin kicked in the side by Super Dria, using a Lightning Spinball to bounce off of Super Silence, but being shot out of it by Super Srish
Super Alan: You're not strong enough-
Super Dria spinkicks Susan again
Super Alan: You're out of advantages-
Super Srish and Super Silence shoot Susan midair, sending her conveniently back into the same rubble she landed in before
Super Alan: And this time, you've run out of friends to call.
Super Alan then absorbs his Wisps to go Energy mode, as Susan gets to her feet, and Lightning Boosts towards Super Energy Alan, who responds in kind, the two dashing against each other
Super Energy Alan: Not even Heads can save Chaflick Foods now, cause we can destroy their factories faster than Heads's drones can rebuild them.
Super Energy Alan then overpowers Susan's Lightning Boost, blasting her back. Super Energy Alan then lightly zaps her midair with electricity, a petty way of telling her that her unique power isn't special, before releasing his Wisps. Susan then lands, rolling backwards until she lands on her back at the edge of what used to be a Chaflick Foods wisp processing plant
Super Alan: Ready to call it a night and stop fighting?
Susan: Before we discuss that, take a look at these.
Super Alan grabs the papers, then scratches his head in confusion
Super Alan: I can't even read this!
Super Silence: Give me that!
Super Silence then reads it very closely...
20 minutes later...
Srish: So? What does it say?
Silence: These are the Chaflick Foods legal documents. They're almost all in order.
Dria: Wait, does that mean their business was all legal?
Silence: Almost everything. This document has no mention of how the usage of Wisps is legal.
Alan: You know what we can do with this?
Cut to courtroom, with text in the top right corner saying 3 days later...
Susan and friends are on the stands to the left(from a Judge stand facing point of view). Sonic and friends(including Team Dragoon) are on the right stands
Owl Judge: Order! Now, the legal suit between Sonic and friends and Chaflick Foods will begin! I, the honerable Judge Hoot, will preside over this case! Sonic and co, you may make the first opening statement.
Lawyer(Sonic side): Thank you Judge Hoot. Now, as you may see here, this paper of Chaflick Foods legal documents does not state that-
Lawyer(Chaflick side): Objection! All of Chaflick Foods's business is done humanely, in accord-
Judge Hoot: Overruled! Whether or not that is true, this case is specifically about Wisp-based products.
Lawyer(S): As i was saying, these legal documents do not say anywhere that Chaflick Foods wisp processing plants follow any specific laws covering Wisps.
Lawyer(C): Ahh, but that is because there are no laws covering Wisps, or even general laws that include Wisps in their description, thus, what my client is doing with them isn't, by definition, illegal.
Lawyer(S): Yes, i had noticed that too. But is it really fair to assume that because they have no laws protecting them, we should be free to exploit them however we so choose? Wisps have a language, they have culture, they have at least a basic understanding of consent and good and evil, they are, by all means, sentient, and should be treated as such. Why should we assume that aliens aren't equal to us? If a alien species were to try and exploit us for whatever means, would that be fair?
Lawyer(C): Sure, that wouldn't be fair, but we aren't discussing fairness, we are discussing legality, and as long as no laws cover them, my client is operating legally by default.
Judge Hoot: I disagree. If there are no laws covering them, then laws must be made that cover them before they can be exploited for whatever gains. And since we're all here, we shall craft a prototype legal definition of Wisps that will be used until a full one is made. Everyone who votes that Wisps should not be classed as a sentient species, raise your hands.
A few members of the jury raise their hands
Judge Hoot: Everyone who votes that Wisps should be classed as a sentient species, raise your hand.
The rest of the jury raises their hands
Judge Hoot: It's decided, For now, Wisps shall be legally defined as a sentient species under the Mobius Species Act. While we cannot charge Chaflick Foods with anything, I will be taking requests on their punishment.
Dria: Have them dismantle all their Wisp Processing Plants.
Alan: Yeah, and have them close for 7 days!
Judge Hoot: Sounds reasonable, alright then-
Lawyer(C): Wait.
Everyone looks towards Chaflick's lawyer
Lawyer(C): If Wisps are sentient, and understand consent, wouldn't that mean that it's possible that the Wisps in the plants were there by choice?
Lawyer(S): You have a point, but we thought of that, and it turns out only 10% of Wisps in the plants were there willingly.
Lawyer(C): That's still a relatively large number, and as such, the process should not be declared illegal altogether.
Judge Hoot: That sounds fair, any disagreements?
Everyone, even Cream and Silence, make gestures to indicate no disagreement
Judge Hoot: It's decided then, Extracting juice from Wisps will not be declared illegal, but Chaflick Foods must release all the Wisps that are not there willingly, and still close for 7 days.
Everyone then exits
Cream: Alan, why didn't you ask for more?
Tails: Yeah, we had them!
Alan: We only had them in one respect. Asking for too much outside the scope of freeing the Wisps would have been impossible.
Tails: I should be the spokesperson next time, I know we could have gotten more from them.
Susan: Why Alan? Why'd you make them close?
Sasha: We won't be able to eat Chaflick Foods's great food for a whole week! Neither will kids across the country!
Alan: Look, there's more than just one restaurant out there, the world always finds a way.
Heads: By the way Team Dragoon, the potions are ready.
Susan: What potions?
Alan: You'll see, but for now... Hey Cream we need to talk about your lie!
Cream: Shoot!
Cream then dashes out, with Team Dragoon, Susan, and her friends hot on her cottontail.
The End
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