Factus Formis Quotes

"Greetings Citizens!"
"Thaddeus Hargrave: 'How often did you touch that?'
Whenever I got bored"
"Mister Cornelius: The interest is 5 dollars
That IS outrageous."
"A Human, an Elf, and a Halfling walk into a bar. The human tells the bartender 'I would like to order a drink for me and my friends'. The bartender gives him two drinks."
"Remember, if you see a golden dog, be kind to it."
"99% of crime happens at night."
"I am Factus Formis. I am delivering a package."
"I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU." 
"PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION"
"I HAVE LIMITLESS PATIENCE. EXCEPT WHEN I DONT."
”Guard: Do you have any form of Identification?”
”I am made of metal and he has wings”
"I AM HERE TO FIND BLUE DUST"
"Yaba Daba Doink"