April Fools Green Golem

== First Encounter ==
While I was browsing Discord one day, I recieved an unexpected friend request from a mysterious person. His name appeared to be "ProfessorGreen". I accepted and sent a DM, wondering who this guy was.
Me: Hello, who are you?
ProfessorGreen: Greetings, I'm ProfessorGreen. I have an offer for you.
Me: What kind of offer?
ProfessorGreen: I suggest you take a break from your Minecraft adventures. Otherwise, my new plan will meet you with surprises.
Me: Why are you making such a suggestion? Did I do something against you?
ProfessorGreen: No. But I need an adventurer like you in the worlds of Minecraft. If you find out about my plan, your surprises will be spoiled and the fun will be lost.
Me: Well, tell me. What kind of adventure are you brewing up?
ProfessorGreen: Good choice! But first you need to know this. This is just an April Fools joke! I have prepared some surprises and traps for you. You will struggle against the challenges that await you in the world of Minecraft. Are you ready?
Me: Ready! What surprises have you prepared for me?
ProfessorGreen: Ha ha, I like you! In the world of Minecraft, challenging missions and mysterious events await you. But I repeat, everything is a prank! Don't scare yourself!
I was going to step into the adventure full of ProfessorGreen's prank. So ready to solve the mysteries that were waiting for me in the world of Minecraft, to overcome the traps and resist surprises.
However, I had to be careful to discover how realistic these surprises were and ProfessorGreen's true purpose. He gave me a server IP address. I entered, but pressing the TAB key didn't work. I started my adventure by chopping wood, feeling real excited. It had been 2 hours, but I still haven't encountered anything worth noticing. 
I was totally disappointed. Then I saw a village and made my way there to get some loot. But there was something strange about it. There were no villagers, and the chests were devoid of stuff. I entered a house in the village and redesigned the house to make it mine. I got bored, so I was attacking random mobs. After about 1 hour, the moon turned green and random codes started to appear in the chat. 
Then I read the message saying "April Fools Green Golem has successfully taken over the world". Before I even had time to react, lightning flashed in front of me, and a green Iron Golem appeared where the lightning had struck. The Golem's head was crooked and sort of bent, and his arms were as well. His blue eyes dug into my eyes, then he began to float in the air. It was coming towards me fast. Even someone drinking 10 speed potions in Minecraft couldn't charge that fast. Eventually he caught me and his horrifying, nauseating face fully appeared on my screen, and then my game crashed. Very scared and a tad bit mad, I entered the discord and immediately sent a DM to ProfessorGreen.
Me: What are you doing?! This isn't funny, Green!
ProfessorGreen: Foolish human. You let yourself get infected by the April Fools Green Golem curse! You will now encounter it every time you enter Minecraft.
Me: Is what you're saying part of the joke?
ProfessorGreen: So moronic. I WAS LYING!! IT WAS ALL PART OF MY PLAN!!
Me: Why did you do that?
ProfessorGreen: I created the April Fools Green Golem by accident and since then it haunted me, but thanks to you, I'm free. Thank you so much for being the next victim.
I snorted and typed:
Me: You're the real idiot! I can format my computer, y'know.
My smile got wiped clean off my face when ProfessorGreen sent me his last message:
ProfessorGreen: I tried the format, and pretty much everything else, but it didn't work. This thing is a virus. It won't go away with a format. I don't know how you'll get rid of it, but I wish you good luck!
Me: YOU ARE A FULLY ASSHOLE!!
I blocked ProfessorGreen after I wrote this message. Every time I created a world, the April Fools Green Golem would be permanently there, and I had no defence strategies, nor did I have a backup plan. Every attempt of mine was futile. I downloaded other Clients, but none of them did anything to the April Fools Green Golem. 
=== Aftermath ===
1.5 years later, I started saving up money to buy a new PC. I earned enough cash for a very small but useful computer in about a year. The first thing I did with it was download Minecraft. Full of hope, I created a new world in Minecraft. But my high hopes were smashed when I saw the April Fools Green Golem. It was driving me crazy, how did it get into my new computer?!?!?
At that moment, I realized this matter was beyond my control. Now my only 2 escapes were 1) to find a victim, as ProfessorGreen did with me, and pass on the April Fools Green Golem, or 2) hire a professional hacker to destroy the virus (I don't know why I didn't think of that from the start). After surfing the web for days, I finally found a professional hacker named Nihish. I told him everything and he agreed to remove the virus in exchange for money. He sent me the antivirus he had coded himself and I downloaded it, but this time something worse happened. I was scammed, I lost control of my computer the moment I opened the antivirus software, someone else was controlling my mouse cursor. Most likely this person was Nihish. Then he found the file location of the April Fools Green Golem virus and sent it from my computer to his discord.
Then he entered a code in my computer and the files of April Fools Green Golem began to be duplicated. Before Nihish gave up control of my computer, he wrote the message "Thank you for giving me such a powerful virus, it will be very useful for me :)". This code was both running Minecraft and duplicating the April Fools Green Golem virus. It was the last time I entered my Minecraft world, and when I did, I had a lot of April Fools Green Golems around me. The game was too laggy, so it became unplayable. Then my computer crashed, but my newly bought computer crashed too. So this action of Nihish affected my other computer and crashed it as well.
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