CBT Personality QnA

The CBT Personality QnA is a channel on the CBT Discord where users who have submitted a character into Corporate Businessman's Telethon can answer the following questions as their characters:
# "What is your favorite thing to do and why?"
# "What is your favorite color, and why?"
# "What would you do with the prize?"
# "How do you handle under harsh circumstances?"
# "Who in this competition do you like the most and who least?"
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The following below is a list of characters that have participated:
== Beehive ==
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"What is your favorite thing to do and why?"
"Nothing brings me more joy than volunteering at the local orphanage. The children there are so kind and eager to learn! Even my bees seem calm when they're around."
"What is your favorite color, and why?"
"I suppose I enjoy the colour yellow, but maybe I'd like the colour red if I could see it."
Clinko: Wait, how the hell can you see at all? You don't have eyeholes!
"My bees act as my eyes. Whatever my children see, I can see. I guess that might be why I can't see red."
"What would you do with the prize?"
"The prize? Well, I hadn't really thought about that. I came here to make friends and other people happy, so that everyone would be less scared of me."
"How do you handle under harsh circumstances?"
{Sad sigh) I'm sure all of you know by now. I do my best to avoid conflict, but if I'm backed in a corner, I black out, and wake up to a bunch of people lying down in pain over bee stings. No matter who it happens to, it's never a happy moment for me.
"Who in this competition do you like the most and who least?"
"Paperclip Snake's sweet. He doesn't judge or try to use me for my appearance and "abilities"... He likes me for who I am as a person. The novel he's writing has shown me some fascinating ideas!"
Clinko: Yes, yes. Thanks for the diabetes. Now who do you hate, toots?
"Hate?! I don't want to hate anyone! I know firsthand how that's like..."
Clinko: Come on, work with us, Beehive! Just name one!
"Well... I don't know if this counts... But you never seem to care for others, Mr Clinko! You lie, cheat, exploit and ruin just to advance your business! You've made at least 5 advertising campaigns denouncing me! I... I don't understand why anyone would become like this!"
== Brown Kind Of Flower ==
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"What is your favorite thing to do and why?"
"I like to go on the Clink-box and play some Call-Of-Duty. It takes skill to be as good as me."
Clinko: Yes, but you have more deaths than more kills.
"That doesn't prove I'm bad!"
Clinko: 835 deaths to 23 kills.
"What is your favorite color, and why?"
"Purple. It's a really abstract color. Too bad many people call it girly."
Clinko: People call you girly.
"I will cook you on my grill if you don't shut up."
Clinko: Imsorry
"What would you do with the prize?"
"Simple. Laugh at all my friends slash enemies, and sell the prize to some black market scammer, and use all my money on game currency for CS:GO."
"How do you handle under harsh circumstances?"
"3 steps. Scream, run, and cry. Then people will feel bad for me and be on my side."
"Who in this competition do you like the most and who least?"
"Milkshake's pretty good. She follows what I say, and doesn't argue with me. And least favorite?"
brown kind of flower approaches the camera
"Comic Book and Flavored Milk Straw. These two are the biggest problems of my life. Flavored Milk Straw, I hope you're having fun rotting in hell. And Comic Book, I'm coming after you. I know exactly how to get you eliminated. Don't think you're getting out of this. Don't think yo-" *cut off*
== C ==
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"What is your favorite thing to do and why?"
"My favorite thing to do is pull of some quick stunts. They make tons of money, and since i'm durable, nothing can stop me!"
"What is your favorite color, and why?"
"Red."
Clinko: ....
"What?"
Clinko: You need to give a reason, dumbass.
"Hey, who are you calling a dumbass?!"
Clinko: You.
"..Why must you embarrass me."
"What would you do with the prize?"
"I don't know, why are you asking me?"
Clinko: Oh my god, because this is a Personality QnA! You need to answer these!
"..Oh. I still don't know.
Clinko: Uggghh.
"How do you handle under harsh circumstances?"
"I could just use my pinches to end the problem. They're deadly, y'know?"
"Who in this competition do you like the most and who least?"
"Ehh, uhh.. I don't know. I never had any problems with Gucci Flip Flop, Oxygen, and Neon Grassy, Pearly's pretty pathetic, and Candy Paint and Maybe aren't horrible, but they aren't good.
== Candy Paint ==
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"What is your favorite thing to do and why?"
"I guess playing games with Gucci Flip Flop is one of my favorite things to do for me. But he always has the upper advantage because almost every rule in the game is 'If your name starts with G, you automatically win'."
"What is your favorite color, and why?"
"Oh, that's a hard one! I guess my favorite's red, it stands out, but I do also like orange a lot, yellow's also really good looking, green's pretty good, blue has a lot of meaning, purple look's pretty, pi-" [CUTOFF]
"What would you do with the prize?"
"I honestly don't know. I haven't thought about that yet."
"How do you handle under harsh circumstances?"
"I always try to fix the problem in any way, but if nothing can work, I usually get my bro Gucci Flip Flop to help me out in fights. He's like my side kick. D-Dont tell him that, he'll get mad."
"Who in this competition do you like the most and who least?"
"Gucci Flip Flop's my bro. I can't be anywhere without my trusty friend! But least favorite? Hm, I don't really have any enemies.. I'll just say, uh, C, I guess. He bullies Pearly, which is not nice."
== Flavored Milk Straw ==
"What is your favorite thing to do and why?" 
FMS: Travelling is my passion. I'd even probably enjoy it more if the cops weren't after me. Other than that tea parties are fine.
"What is your favorite color, and why?"
FMS: All my bead's colors mixed together make peach, so i guess that's my answer.
"What would you do with the prize?"
FMS: Book a flight to Greenland and stay there till the cops forget about me. I really shouldn't have trespassed borders with no legal right.
"How do you handle under harsh circumstances?"
FMS: Yelling is my best choice. I'm not trying to hurt you viewer's ears, but-
FMS: Wait, did I just break the fourth wall?
Clinko: Yeah, you did.
FMS: Crap.
"Who in this competition do you like the most and who least?"
FMS: Comic Book's been really nice to me, unlike SOMEONE he actually understands that I did not mean to put the uh in the food, I swear. Oh, in case you're wondering what an uh is, it's- [CAMERA CUTS OFF AND TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY CLINKO IMAGE APPEARS] 
Clinko: Yeeeaaah okay, now tell me who you hate or I'll tell the cops where you are.
FMS: Isn't it obvious?.... Brown Kind Of Flower keeps yelling at everyone, especially me, for tiny little mistakes! He thinks he can lay his fat ass on our feelings, but I'm not having NONE of that.
== Comic Book ==
"What is your favorite thing to do and why?"
"Well, fight crime, of course! There is nothing I like better than seeing villains getting arrested for their evil deeds!"
"What is your favorite color, and why?"
"My favorite color? An odd question indeed. I would say..." *furious googling sounds* "Blue, since it represents justice!"
"What would you do with the prize?"
"I would use it to spend on a secret base! Oh wait, that sounds villain-y. I would spend it on a heroic secret base! With a heroic pool and a heroic 5-star restaurant and a heroic-" *cuts off*
"How do you handle under harsh circumstances?"
"Well, normally, I would use my powers, but my powers have been not working recently! Since my powers are not working, I would just run away. I mean, ha ha, just kidding! I would do my best to fight my way through it!"
"Who in this competition do you like the most and who least?"
"I like Brown Kid of Flower the most! He did bad things in the past, but he makes a great sidekick! My least favorite? Well... I do not know. Can I say Clinko? He seems suspicious."
== Neon Grassy ==
"What is your favorite thing to do, And why?"
"My favorite thing to do is exist in a way that people recognize me! I mean, what is more fun than getting loved by the fandom? Nothing. That’s what I say. And while I say electric guitar is the most fun, accordion is cool too!”
"What is your favorite color, and why?"
"My favorite color is shamrock green, and that’s the color of me! Did I say I have great self esteem? Haha, yes. Anyways, people don’t really like that my favorite color is the color of me, but that’s like saying we can’t have opinions...”
"What would you do with the prize?"
"What I'd do with the reward? I'd clone it. I once had a cloner, but I zapped myself and everything went wrong. I forgot what happened after. Anyways, I’d clone for more stuff, increase the price, and then I’ll have more dough than Clinko!”
"How do you handle under harsh circumstances?"
"How do I handle under harsh circumstances? Why I have the most powers in this show! Special Rend, elemental endurance, Turknite Dance endurance, I am the patriarch of this show! After Clinko.”
“Clever boy.”
"Who in this competition do you like the most and who least?"
"Not picking amongst 20 sides.“
“Do it.”
“No.”
“DO IT OR ELSE YOU ARE FIRED!”
“Ok, ok. Can I pick myself? Is that an option? Yes, I like myself... listen I greatly know anyone. How am I supposed to pick? Anyways, my least favorite is-“
“You?”
“No, Oxygen. Inferior elements call for inferior relationship status.”
== Maybe ==
"What is your favorite thing to do, And why?"
"Maybe."
"What is your favorite color, and why?"
"Maybe."
"What would you do with the prize?"
"Maybe."
"How do you handle under harsh circumstances?"
"Maybe."
"Who in this competition do you like the most and who least?"
"Maybe."
== Paper Lantern (currently rewriting these go away.) ==
"What is your favorite thing to do and why?"
"I likes to learn about historys and also get better at English... Oh! I also really likes playing hide and seek with me friend, Pearly!"
"What's your favorite color, and why?"
"I really like the orange color! I thinks is a very pretty color."
"What would you do with the prize?"
"Me don't need all of prize. So me give parts of prize I don't need to me friends and family who need it more."
"How do you handle under harsh circumstances?"
"Me love English, but not fully comfortable speaking. So when me under pressure, me start speaking Chinese instead. Me arms also start shake uncontrollably and me cry a little."
"Who in this competition do you like the most and who least?"
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== Pearly ==
"What is your favorite thing to do, And why?"
“I like playing hide and seek with my friend, Paper Lantern! And... And I like to organize the things that I have in my suitcase(?”
"What is your favorite color, and why?"
"My favorite color pastel pink! And it's because my suitcase and my gloves have that color."
"What would you do with the prize?"
"Well... First I'd like a supply of pills or syringes for my cat allergy, Or my allergy to dust, or maybe my allergy to flower pollen, or my allergy to-" (The camera gives an error and passes the other question)
"How do you handle under harsh circumstances?"
"F-First I try to keep calm using my inhaler, Then... I ...I throw myself to the floor to cry- I me-Mean! Let's move on to the next qu-question!"
"Who in this competition do you like the most and who least?"
"I think the person I like the most is Candy Paint: She is a very good leader and always treats me well and defends me!. And the persona I dislike... Hm... Sometimes I don't like that C and Maybe la-laugh at me, or say bad things to my f-face... But they are my teammates, so I think I shouldn't hate them, I guess."
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