I Hope You Swallow

"I Hope You Swallow" is a parody of LeAnn Rimes's "I Hope You Dance".
==Lyrics==
I hope you never lose your skill to deep throat
And when your done, you shut up and pass me the remote
But there's one thing you could do that would be better:
My load down your throat instead of down your sweater.
Don't get me wrong. I love the way that you give me head.
I forget all about how your family is inbred.
When you are complete, my balls feel so hollow
But when you get the choice to spit it out or swallow
I hope you swallow
I hope you swallow
I hope you never slice or puncture my erection,
Even though your teeth don't point the same direction.
You never seem to mind how deeply I have it in.
Or that my balls repeatedly smack off your chin.
When I'm in your mouth, it's just like heaven. 
Who cares that you can't even count to eleven.
When you hear me moaning my load is soon to follow
So when you have the chance to spit it out or swallow
There's more talent in your mouth than all your eleven toes
I hope you swallow
I hope you swallow
I hope you swallow
I hope you swallow
It turns me on that your IQ's in double digits
When you're on your knees I imagine you're a midget.
or pretend you're Jeannene Garafalo
So when you get the choice to spit it out or swallow
Swallow
I hope you swallow
I hope you swallow
I hope you swallow
I hope you swallow
I hope you swallow
I hope you swallow
Category:Parodies