World War I

The Pony War (also called World War 0 by hoomans) is a war more violent than World War II, And Millions of people have died & have been turned into Bronies. This is a very sad war, so do not read it.
==History==
The time where it started was very long ago in 1909, where an insane man that glued his buttocks onto a toilet when using the bathroom watched My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, and liked it. Other people decided to like it. 5 years later, Twilight Sparkle went to the final ring of Hell to become an Alicorn to gas all of the Anti-Bronies. That's how it started.
===Doom Rises===
Twilight Sparkle requested a spell that would make her into an Alicorn to Princess Celestia. Her reasoning was very conceivable, so Twilight became one. An explosion happened because it's cool. Twilight immediately flew away and lit people on fire. The people that she had yet to shoot were the Stretchkin Ninja Turtles. The Stretchkin Ninja Turtles yelled "STRETCHKIN NINJA TURTLES" a million times and went at the speed of light. Twilight gave up on killing everyone, stopped gassing bronies, and got rid of the spell. But that was not the end... 
=== Bruhville Insurrection ===
She threatened to destroy the Stretchkin Ninja Turtles home city, Bruhville. The parliment made her the Queen and that pissed off the the Stretchkin Ninja Turtles because she was converting everyone to Bronism.
=== Battle of Los Angeles ===
So the Stretchkin Ninja Turtles went to Los Angeles (where all her UnWorld friends are) to kill all the Bronies. So in return Twilight went to the future to CWCville and recruit Chris-Chan, Sonichu, Rosechu, and lots of other ponies to make an army to kill them.
=== End ===
It ended when Tiger Tail's Army got sick of it and attacked, killing every pony in its path and won the war. Then these turtles killed the remaining ponies. Ponies Suck. Kill them ALL.
==Trivia==
*Chuck Norris was a survivor.
*The CWCville mercenaries were survivors.
*Twilight Sparkle can shoot lasers.
**Mario's Head did NOT survive that laser.
*The Pony War truly ended in 2019 with the cancellation of My Little Pony
*Adolf hitler and Your Grandpa have fought in this war. (Hitler had to quit due to inhaling LOSTA chlorine gas)
*Alchemy feeds off of the souls of the fallen in this war.
== See Also ==
* World War
* World War II
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