Love Is a Many Feathered Thing/Transcript

== Transcript ==
Fraidy: (hums) Do-ah-do-do-do-do, hmmm, I wonder what's the blue lid special is today, (A dog peaks out an alley) Oh boy, aha, a pickled herring on a bed of leftovers. (The dog starts barks at Fraidy) Oh-uh, this kitten is splittin'! 
(As the dog contiues to bark as he says)
Dog: Just once, I like a speaking part, you know what I mean. (The dog chases Fraidy)
Fraidy: If I don't find a hiding place, that dog's gonna make kitty litter out of me!
(A door opens for Fraidy to wound up inside, as the dog searches, Fraidy got himself inside a bird cage)
Mary Tyler: Well hello sweety! (birds giggle) Welcome to Fred's Exotic Bird Store, I'm Mary Tyler-too, and I do like you.
Fraidy: Isn't it past your bird t-t-time? I mean, b-b-bed t-t-time girls?
Mary Tyler: Oh no, we cockatoos are night birds, sweety, right girls? (Her bird friends reply with a giggle) Don't you just love to be hugged you sweet little pussycat?
Fraidy: Not by an overgrown "cockatoo" I don't, Whoops! I said "two"...
(Kitty Wizard is summoned).
Kitty Wizard: Oh, ho-ho-ho, greetings dear Fraidy! What chore brings me to thee?
Mary Tyler: Say! you're a real oldie, but a goody.
(As Fraidy sneaks as Kitty Wizard says to Marry as she hugged him)
Kitty Wizard: Oh forsooth madam, unhing, unhowab, unhoop, unhand me, or I turn you into a bird bath.
(Fraidy sneaks out the window to only get barked by the dog, falling in his two legs)
Fraidy: YEOW! (landing in box, he exclaims) I thought us cats were always suppose to land on our feet.
Mary Tyler: You're both are just as cute as you can be.
(Kitty Wizard is in a cage with the two other cockatoos)
Kitty Wizard: Oh, you know, it's not as bad, when you get used to it. Ha-ha-dear Friday, Freddie, uh-Fraidy, oh.
Fraidy: I hate to say this Wiz, but no... GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Kitty Wizard: Oh, very well and oh, by the way, I must just be going to too, heh-heh, abra-ca-deboo, oh, abra-cadobie, (coughs) abra-cat-dabra.
(Kitty Wizard disappears as well as Fraidy Cat to outside the place)
Fraidy: Oh boy, am I'm glad to be out of that place, I don't know who's worse: that dumb bird or that stupid dog?
(The dog barks at Fraidy again to back into the building)
Mary Tyler: I know you couldn't stay away, lover cat, (as the dog is trying to break the door Mary puts Fraidy for a bath) How about a dip in the bird bath you cute little old bundle of catnip?
Fraidy: B-B-B-Bath? (Fraidy hovers over to the roof to get bark at the dog twice) Ya-yikes!
Mary Tyler: Guess what pussycat, we've got five more hours of hugging and squeezing until Fred opens the shop.
Fraidy: Five more hours? D-oh! I said "five".(Billy the Kit is being summoned.) Billy the Kit! 
Billy the Kit: Yee-haw!! What, I say what's your problem boy?
Mary Tyler: Hi dollface! Come on down here and give us a kiss.
Billy the Kit: If I was you, I'd hightail it out of here, pronto.
Fraidy: I can't Billy, there's this big dog outside and this big bird inside.
Billy the Kit: Oh, a couple of bushwhackers eh? Well, I'll just lasso the the critters and you can make your get away.
(Billy uses his lasso to separate Fraidy from the hands of Mary Tyler.)
Mary Tyler: Now, you two cutie pies, come down from there, you hear?
Billy the Kit: Ha-ha-ha, now to get the other varmint. (The dog barks from outside to get lassoed by the lasso) Whoo-hoo! (as the dog barks violently)
Dog: Woof-Woof, arf, arf, ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff.
Billy the Kit: I got him hog tied, get to going Fraidy.
(Fraidy leaves to the front door to realized that Billy didn't dangled the dog and runs back inside, Billy gets a trashcan instead)
Fraidy: Yeow!!
Billy the Kit: Well, I reckon it's time for me to be heading out.
(Billy disappears.)
(Mary Tyler winks at Fraidy in a devious expression.)
Fraidy: I'd rather take m-m-m-my chances with that d-d-dog.
(The dog charges inside as soon as Fraidy opened the door)
Dog: Ru-ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.
(The dog ends up inside the bird cage with the cockatoos)
Dog: I know, this wasn't going to be my day.
Mary Tyler: Oh my, that cat was cute, but just look at this doggy, girls!
(As Mary's two other cockatoo pals laugh as the dog frowns that he is in this situation.)
Fraidy: He was a bird-dog and he didn't even know it?!
(Fraidy giggles at the statement as the episode ends.)
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