Hot Girl Quotes

:Dwight: The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin. Straight teeth. Curly hair. Amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.
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:Michael: Well, first what we have to do is find out what motivates people more than anything else.
:Dwight: Sex.
:Michael: It's illegal. Can't do that. Next best thing.
:Dwight: Torture.
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:Michael: All right, girls! Break it up. You're being infiltrated. Cock in the henhouse!
:Dwight: Cocks in the henhouse!
:Michael: Don't say cocks.
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:Michael: I do read Small Businessman. I also subscribe to USA Today and American Way magazine. That's the in-flight magazine, some great articles in that. They did this great... profile last month of Doris Roberts and where she likes to eat when she's Phoenix. Illuminating.
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:Jan: We've created an incentive program to increase sales. At the end of the month, you can reward your top seller with a prize worth up to $1,000.
:Michael: Whoa. Howdy ho. Wow, a thousand big ones. That's cool. Do, I, uh, do I get to pick the prize?
:Jan: Uh, yes. Yes, you can.
:Michael: Um, question: does top salesman include people who were at one time such outstanding salesman that they've been promoted to...
:Jan: No, Michael, no. You, you can't win this prize.
:Michael: I didn't mean me!
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:Pam: Uh, Michael...
:Michael: Pam!
:Pam: Hey, there's...
:Michael: Burger with cheese!
:Pam: There's a person...
:Michael: And fries!
:Pam: There's...
:Michael: And shake! What? Go ahead.
:Pam: There's a person here who wants to sell handbags.
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:Michael: [To Katy] No, here's the thing, you know? I do my best to be my own man and go by the beat of a different drummer and nobody gets me and they're always putting up walls and I'm always tearing 'em down, just breaking down barriers, that's what I do all day. So... a coffee?
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:Ryan: Wow. How many Filet-O-Fishes did you eat?
Category:Season 1 quotes