Abby Hatcher - The Fuzzly’s Innocence Project (ATFK Rewritten)

== Disclaimer ==
Imagine me not actually narrating this load but instead letting the Angry Birds flock narrate it this time. Yes it is true, I’m gonna let them step up and narrate this rewrite. Please enjoy fellow people reading this. Also this is Part II of Nether’s Sextuplet-Pasta section just for heads up.
== The Story ==
It was a typical day at the fields with the flock. Me, Red, was just chilling out, nothing much. Chuck and Bomb were playing volleyball with the Blues. And the others were just playing around, except Terrence because all he does is just sit his ass there the entire time (what’d you expect?). Meanwhile the mischievous pigs were at their so-called “kingdom” making plans to steal our eggs, but we got that covered anyway, the eggs are safe. 
I was just watching Chuck, Bomb, and the Blues play volleyball, having their funtime, until a DVD-shaped package dropped behind Chuck, which startled him for a sec before taking an inspection on the box. He told the rest of the flock to investigate the package, as I joined the others to look. The package was blank, with the words, “Abby Hatcher” written with a black sharpie on it. Strangely, Matilda had the urge to open the package, and there inside was an Abby Hatcher DVD, that looked like it were to be released by Nickelodeon/Paramount, nevermind Universal actually was the one who released it not Paramount my bad. Or was it..?
Once she opened the package, we all examined it patiently. The description of the DVD was the title’s name, “Abby Hatcher - Fuzzly Frenzies!” as it featured the main cast, Abby and her fuzzlies friends. So I must’ve assumed that a DVD was inside the case, waiting for it to be watched. And surely of course, I wouldn’t watch it alone, I’d watch it with my flock. We got the rest of the remaining flock to join us to watch this special DVD. 
Later that night, we’ve got the sets readied up, the TV hooked up, all that stuff. All we needed left was the DVD player, so Chuck went full speed to get the player and went back in nearly a millisecond! He plugged the player in the TV, as Bomb got out the remote and turns on the TV. Bubbles then went up to also turn on the DVD player as I opened the case and stuck the disc into the DVD player. 
== DVD Opening ==
The first thing to show was the FBI warning screens, before showing the Universal logo, which wasn’t right at all. The sky was crimson red and the earth looked as if it were in a wasteland and barren. The text was also rusted and drenched in blood and was in a bloody font. Not to mention that the orchestral music was absent and replaced with faint, yet scary ambient noises were heard. 
Then it shows the Paramount logo from 2023, which had the sky darkened, the mountain soaked in blood, AND… the wordmark horror-like (again). Not to mention that the music was also silent, throughout the duration of the logo. 
After then, it goes to the Nickelodeon Splat 2023 logo, which was different because the splat was red, and the text mark was reversed. After the splat formed, the text morphed into… A FACE?! But the crazy part about it is that it started talking. The splat said, “She made everyone deceased”… The Fuzzly Killer’s after you next…” In which after that the face morphed back into the text as the jingle of the Nickelodeon Horror theme played.
After that it showed DVD previews of some other Nickelodeon shows before displaying the Paramount FBI warning as always before cutting to the main menu. The menu featured the main cast with some fuzziles hanging from above and below on the menu options, as well as the title, “Fuzzly Frenzies!” I selected the “Play All'' option. 
The collection started with “Frazzled Fuzzly” and ended at “Fuzzliest Dinner”. I must’ve admitted that the episodes were great and had a lot of effort added within it. But all that fun soon slowly died down as a typical warning message displayed on the TV. Here’s the transcript of the warning;
“This next episode isn’t gonna play just yet. We need to share some news. This episode was made by a couple of former Spin Master employees who were shortly fired after the episode’s premiere. The episode will contain graphic imagery/scenery, violence, foul language and unsettling noises. Please watch at your own risk as this could change the way you view Abby Hatcher…forever…Enjoy the show, nonetheless, we warned you.”
“Well said Spin Master.. Well said.” Bomb thought sarcastically, knowing that it was a prank. Unfortunately it wouldn’t be a dumb prank pulled by Spin Master themselves. We all continued watching, while Bomb just ignored the warning and hoped that it was a dumbass joke.
== The Episode’s Beginning ==
It started with the intro of the show, but we noticed different changes that were added. For starters the sky was dark red, indicating a terrible sign that something bad might happen, and half of our guest lists were scared and frightened considering the dark sky was tinted red symbolizing blood. Even worse, Abby & her friends didn’t dare to notice the whole commotion happening. After the intro, the title card was shown and… what am I supposed to say?..
The title card featured some squeaky peepers deceased on the ground with their tiny legs dislocated, and blood was seen drenched everywhere on the screen with the title, “The Fuzzly's Innocence Project” above them. Bomb wondered to himself that Spin Master would’ve put so much effort into this prank, yet he was so bound to be wronged.
The episode made its beginning mark right off the bat with Abby and Bozzly on the hotel’s balcony looking at the clear night sky. They talked about how clear the sky is tonight and sure nothing wrong would happen tonight. Bozzly then saw an unknown dark figure roaming inside the hotel’s entrance. Both Abby and Bozzly went over to investigate the unknown source of the figure. As they got closer however, they soon realized that the figure, which turned out to be a shape of an inhuman like creature, with pink hair and eyes, large tentacles, and sharp fangs. Bozzly immediately knew this and growled at Abby knowing that the figure was in a strange shape of an inhuman like person. 
Abby ordered the figure to leave the building as she said that the hotel is  “off-limits”, and her parents would call the authorities if the figure hadn't left by then. Bozzly soon agrees with her, until the figure spoke in morse code, yet demonic toned. The translated clip goes as follows;
“I DON’T THINK I CAN LEAVE YET. BESIDES, I CAN SHOW YOU THIS MAGIC TRICK!”
Just then the figure faded out of their sight. Abby and Bozzly were left confused and wondering where the figure went. Suddenly out of nowhere, the figure appears behind them two and starts to choke Abby in an inhumanly fashioned way as she starts gagging and coughing out blood in a realistic manner. Bozzly was horrified at what he was witnessing, so he tried to stop the figure from killing her, but the figure somehow struck back at Bozzly and yeeted him across the inside of the hotel. 
“I CLAIM YOU AS MY NEW VESSEL.”
The damn figure then took total control of Abby, possessing her completely. But not only that, she had a much more different look. Abby now had black eyes with red outline eyes, resembling cartoonish angry eyes. Her glasses were also in shades of red, and her clothing was restyled into some kind of akumatized villain. Bomb thought that a simple change of clothing wouldn’t look scary to him. The moment she passes out, the screen immediately shuts to black, suddenly me and the flock could see text that was written in arabic. 
“وهي الآن تمتلك أيدي الروح. دع انهيار فندق Hatcher يبدأ.”
Translation: “She is now in possession of the hands of the spirit. Let the collapse of the Hatcher Hotel commence.”
It then cuts back to Abby waking up from the quick coma, now in her akumatized form. Bozzly didn’t know what to do but stand there in complete silence. Abby then greeted Bozzly in a slow demonic pitch, “Hello, old friend. Mind if we play a game?” Bozzly disagrees with Abby as he tells her that she is possessed by the entity. That was when it hit me, Bozzly's life was about to be ended. So I yelled and alerted him to escape Abby's clutches or else she ends him. All of a sudden something magical happened while we were watching. Bozzly turned to his surroundings with a confused look and said, “Whoever you are, you might be right!” and shortly turned back to Abby, “I know what game we should play!” 
“What is it?” Abby asked. Bozzly then ran up to Abby and taped her while exclaiming playfully, “Tag! You’re it!” He ran offscreen. Did he not hear what I just said? Me and the flock were amused and shocked by what Bozzly just did. I thought to myself that this episode included real time voiceover and voice sensors. Abby of course was displeased by the fact that her first victim was escaping. Bozzly then ran inside Abby’s room to hide, but wasn’t the use as she teleported magically in front of his sight. Abby told him that he shouldn’t have “done that” and suggested a better game that they could play together. She snatches Bozzly’s ear and teleports to the balcony of the hotel, where she would kill her first victim by slamming Bozzly down the hotel as he plummeted towards the ground. Blood splattered on the ground below him as he hit from the bottom. We all gasped in horror except Terrence and Bomb, as Bomb rolled his eyes at the scene.
But that was just the beginning. This next scene showed Princess Flug. "Ah, I'm so pretty as usual," she self-assuredly proclaimed, her voice surprising Chuck into a moment of confusion. "Uh? How come she's speaking properly now?" he wondered aloud, perplexed by the unexpected clarity in her speech. "I thought she always had improper speech, usually starting and ending her sentences with 'Me'!" In contrast, Bomb maintained his skepticism, quietly muttering, "I doubt it," as suspicions lingered amidst the unfolding chaos. "Just like I doubt that the rest of these characters are unaware that Abby's possessed. She just killed Bozzly," Bomb continued, his words casting a dark shadow over the group's obliviousness.
The sudden realization struck Princess Flug like a thunderbolt, causing her to gasp in shock before turning to the camera in disbelief, exclaiming, "WHAT WAS THAT?!" Bomb's revelations prompted her to take decisive action, brandishing a weapon with resolute determination. "I will end her myself," she declared, undeterred by Red's desperate pleas for caution and restraint.
Ignoring the warnings echoing around her, Princess Flug emerged from her sanctuary, ready to confront the malevolent force within Abby. "Stop right there now!" she commanded, her tone authoritative and unwavering as she faced her foe head-on. "Not today!" Abby snarled defiantly, triggering the activation of a mysterious gadget with ominous implications.
"Think fast!" Princess Flug shouted, unleashing a glittery projectile that splattered across Abby's face, eliciting a primal scream of sheer horror and frustration. "GET THIS CRAP OFF ME!" Abby's desperate cries reverberated through the tense atmosphere as she struggled to rid herself of the sticky substance's grip.
Realizing the gravity of the situation, Princess Flug swiftly retreated to the safety of her hiding spot, the confines of her cozy hole offering temporary respite from the impending danger. The brief respite allowed Abby to rid herself of the glitter goo, her fury rising to a boiling point as she frantically searched for her elusive target. "WHERE IS THAT IDIOT?!" she bellowed, her rage palpable as she closed in on Flug's hiding place with a menacing determination.
"HEREEEEEEEEEE’S ABBY!" she triumphantly announced, her menacing presence filling the cramped space as she discovered Princess Flug cowering within. The ensuing confrontation sent a shiver of fear down Flug's spine, her desperate pleas for mercy falling on deaf ears as Abby seized her by the legs, a sinister smile playing on her lips. "I hope you like SQUASH!" Abby sneered, her intentions clear as day, while Bomb's deadpan commentary highlighted the absurdity of the unfolding events.
"Please!" Princess Flug implored in a final gasp for salvation, her youthful innocence stark against the grim reality unfolding before her. "I'm too young to die," she whispered, her voice laced with a raw vulnerability that tugged at the heartstrings amidst the chaotic backdrop of a fateful encounter.
Princess Flug's cries of distress echoed through the room as Abby relentlessly wielded the tennis racket, each blow sending glitter goo flying in all directions. The once cozy atmosphere was now tainted with fear and chaos as Princess Flug's desperate pleas for mercy fell on deaf ears. Her once pristine appearance now marred by the splattered remnants of the glitter goo, she felt the crushing weight of imminent peril.
With Flug killed, it showed a shot of Otis who was playing with his accordion toy in the hotel’s elevator. He exclaimed joyfully to himself pushing buttons inside the elevator. I couldn’t help it but warn Otis about the Fuzzly Killer breaking in the elevator and eventually killing him. At that point, Otis was soon aware about what I told him. The elevator unexpectedly breaks down as Chuck rages at Otis about the consequences of screwing around with the elevator. Abby then pulled up and looked at the now jammed elevator and said this phrase. I realized that I’ve heard that phrase from someone highly familiar… Jontron anyone? 
Anyways Abby then thought of an idea.. a horrific plan. She activated her Goo-Gripper Gloves and climbed to the jammed elevator. Meanwhile in the elevator, Otis was panicking for dear life, as he knew that his destiny would soon be fulfilled and his fate would be sealed. Chuck told him that he could escape the elevator, but soon thought that he wouldn’t be able to escape the elevator since it’s jammed. Otis then was soon grabbed by Abby as he was frightened before getting smashed to the wall with full force, as not only the throw did much damage to the wall, but Otis himself. His bones were broken entirely, as he bled to death, even through the mouth. Bomb thought that the death of Otis was the lamest execution out of the three. What’s next? Abby stepping on a crack and breaking someone’s back?
The camera pans to the hotel room, where Chef Jeff and Curly were whippin’ up a treat for dessert. I, myself, had to take matters into my own hands, as I got up from my seat and walked towards the TV and held it on its sides, blocking some of my flocks’ view, as if I were holding a video camera in their perspective. “You two MUST evacuate NOW! Abby has gone possessed by an entity and has already murdered Bozzly, Princess Flug and Otis!” I warned them. The two of them faced towards the camera with horrified expressions. Abby was for sure done, got rogue, big time. 
The two hesitated for a bit before nodding on what I said, and then making an escape from the hotel. Just then, Abby appeared out of nowhere, but was a little too late to get them. She yelled out “NO!” as Bomb laughed and mocked her. Bubbles snickered at this twist. Abby angrily screamed while she was chasing after Chef Jeff and Curly, “WHO… THE ACTUAL FUCK… IS CAUSING THIS MISCHIEF?!?!” She still chased after them until she activated her pogo spring shoes, as this caused Abby to step on a crack and broke Chef Jeff’s neck and back, paralyzing him. Abby eventually caught up to Curly as she gave them a “dessert” by throwing them into an oven and BURNING in the hot spot.
The camera then pans to Teeny Terry’s slug, with him doing his usual routine when he suddenly hears the distressing screams of Chef Jeff and Curly, which of course stunned him. He flew out of his slug and started looking for Chef Jeff and Curly, until he found them in the oven, burnt to crisps. He eventually knew that Abby was the cause of all this trouble, so he flew off, Abby was right after him. 
Eventually, Abby would kill Teeny Terry by grabbing his one hair, taking him back to the kitchen and then dumping him in a pot full of heated cooking oil. 
As all the commotion happened, Teeny Terry’s screams echoed throughout the kitchen as he started to boil alive. Not to mention that his screams weren’t cartoonish, but rather agonizingly realistic as if he was being burnt alive. Bomb thought Abby’s truck shot, was in fact, terrible. 
We then see the twins, Mo and Bo, who were both tap dancing together in the hotel’s attic. They both had their fun doing tap dances, but soon would be struck by Abby’s presence. Just then, "Round Around the Clock" was heard as a reference to The Itchy & Scratchy episode “Bleeder of the Pack” began playing. Abby got out a heavy rocket and attached two metal chains to it, afterwards she sneakily tied the chains to Mo’s tail, and Bo’s to the other. The two of the twins didn’t know at first, until the Blues yelled out that they’ve been attached to a rocket and will launch to their demise. They then were both shocked in realization that they’ve been attached to a rocket-like firework and they’ll be launched up to space (not literally lmao). In as to which the rocket was launched by Abby herself, as the two were sent flying screaming realistically. 
A couple of minutes passed by and the two cats looked up and gasped as they were now in outer space and were heading straight for the sun. And yes, they took it back the moment they headed for the sun. THE SUN IS NOT FUN!! And they died. That’s all. Ermmm… the flock I must say, were frightened.. Except Bomb because what matters. 
Anyways jokes aside the next scene showed Harriet Bouffant, where she was doing her usual hair flairs. Chuck raged and yelled at Harriet to get out of the hotel before Abby killed her. As usual, Harriet nodded at Chuck before making an escape attempt out of the hotel. But it was too late, Abby eventually caught up to him and was ready to take a strike on him. Fortunately her victim escaped from the hotel as she watched in shock. Back to Harriet running from Abby, she apparently ran up to Grumbles, who looked concerned. She told Grumbles that Abby was out for blood while tears were pouring from her eyes. Stella agreed with Harriet as the two of them nodded and continued running. Grumbles suddenly halted the chase by telling him that he can morph into anything. At that point he morphed into a lightsaber, as Harriet fought with Abby, but failed miserably as Abby knocked Grumbles out of Harriet’s hands and struck her with her saber. As soon she passed out, Grumbles was soon bound to be next as he was sliced by Abby’s saber. 
The camera then panned to the hotel lobby, where the Blossom Band were, they felt a bit uneasy about the unexpected presence and silence of the insidery of the hotel. They looked strangely at the hotel to find stranded victims who were trapped or killed by Abby. Soon I told them that Abby’s coming for them next, which made the four flower fuzzlies look at the camera with complete shock and gasped. They thought they'd soon die, as Abby busted into the hotel, stunning the Blossom Band. They soon left quickly by my orders as Abby was soon ought to be dumbfounded on her stuff to even hearing me telling them to escape. 
Abby pulled out a weedwacker and found out that the victims were escaping. She proceeded to let out a demonic roar/a disgusting roast term that was similar to Darkiplier’s. I’m not gonna say it due to it being TOO long, but let’s just say she chased them down with the weedwacker and started killin’ em all. The Squeaky Peepers suddenly popped out of the blue and sang, “Oh no! Abby’s gone insane and killed all of the fuzzlies, it’s time for us peepers to run!” “SHUT THE HELL UP!!!” Abby boomed as she spun the weedwacker at the peepers, striking them an instant kill.
Then it would show a montage of the rest of the show’s cast getting killed in many brutal ways, as we all watched in horror except Bomb and Terrence. After the montage it showed the now, evilised Abby, supposedly supporting and wicked grin. She pulls out what appeared to be similar to a pipe bomb and starts it up before teleporting out of sight. Soon after before the explosion, the screen glitches out and cuts to black, while it being accompanied by the bomb’s detonation, flames, and the bone chilling screams of the trapped ones. This all led to the terrifying destruction of the Hatcher Hotel as we know it. 
The screen then fades back to the now caught-in-flames hotel with Abby standing in front of it. She tells us that she hadn’t forgotten about us, and that we’d be cooked soon. Bomb sarcastically said that we’d all become fried birds and become eaten, and that the episode had barely put any effort into it.  Abby of course wasn’t pleased by it, so the next thing she did made our hearts drop. Our fucking address showed up on screen, with a picture of OUR HOMEPLACE PLASTERED ON THE SCREEN. This music was suddenly heard as the image and address were shown. I was speechless. I didn’t dare to say a word about this mess. Chuck asked why’d she knew about our hometown and address. Abby told me that she’d had her ways, and apparently told us about the creators of the episode. Them in question were no other than Andrew Skinner, Cleeny Brown, and Ezio Goodman. 
That was when I lost it entirely, my shit went down in flames. “WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGED TO GET THE KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THAT ABOMINATION?! WE DON’T EVER BRING THAT UP IN OUR FLOCK!!!” I screamed out. Abby responded to me that she knew everything, and called an angered red bird. The creator of the DVD actually believed her all along too. “ANGERED RED BIRD?!? COME AT ME YOU LITTLE SH-“ I then got off my seat aggressively and tried charging at the TV by using my slingshot and targeting straight at the screen. But Chuck stopped me from doing so, to prevent breaking a costless and priceless TV. Then what next, her smacking us all into a cooked chicken sandwich? Nahh, she just came run in’ towards the TV while yelling “Y̶̧̧̡̧̧̘̟̠̹̰̞̰̘̟̬̥̮͚͇̪̬̞̏̈́͗̒̃͆̈́͑́̀̌͝͝ͅA̷̲̯̮͙̩̯̻̟̟̫̠͈̬͍͈̪̺͎͓̎̾͌̔̂͂͜͜͜ͅͅͅḨ̵̮͕̯̜͎͔̟̈́̂͂̿̏̄̂̀̌̾͋͂H̵͕͔̠̰̭̟̭̜̬͉͊̑Ō̷̧͖̪͎͓̖͈̗͙̭̺̻͍̬̙̳͚̺̺̗͘͜Ö̶̧̨̧̡̖̤͍̝̖̮̩̼́͑̌̊̅̋̍̍̅̃͜ͅͅÖ̴̢̨̢̜̥̟̗̮̙̜̰͖̘̖̙̣́̈́̏̎̋̀̈͑͘͝ͅǪ̴̛̜͙͓̣͈̗̮̦̝̼̠̫̦͓͇͎̱̤̠͓̟́͛̈́̂̈́͂̐̊̎̌̾͆O̵̦̮̫͕͓̩̭̥̱̝͋͂̔̇̈̉́̈́̈́̈́̽̒̓̀̈́̾̏̅̑O̷̫͙̺̼̹̼̗̙̘͔̬̺̫̲̳͆͊̃̌̾̃͂̋͂̿̈͊͛̌̃͛O̶̬̞̤͖͉̣̙̖͍̤̜̗̟͒͗̿̌͑̌͗̆́̐͝”
Holy shit, all of us were scared to death, as Chuck ran to get the remote and pressed the fast forward button as it skipped to the credits. The credits in question had it black and the text red, as blood was seen pouring down from the screen. And the music in the background was a track sampled from “LEAVE ME ALONE”. We all talked out in commotion that Abby almost killed us all, meanwhile Chuck was relieved, and Bomb was for sure terrified, completely making up his mind. 
After the credits, it faded into a black screen that lasted 10 seconds, before this showed up. Abby was standing far away from the screen. Text was shown that said, “RED… YOU CAN’T RUN FROM ME…” As another group of text popped in, it slowly zoomed into Abby. “YOU AND YOUR FLOCK WILL BE COOKED ALIVE AND ROT DOWNSTREAM…” The last text then said this as the silhouette of Abby grew darker and distorted, “I’M COMING FOR YOU VERY SOON…” Just then, something frightening happened. Abby screamed as she put her hands on her face, as if she was tearing it off. The was fire in the background, and we also could hear the frightening screaming sfx from Sonic.EXE 2012 game, except the scream was in an ear-shattering volume and was so loud that it almost made our ears bleed to death. 
After that, it cuts to black for a couple of seconds before showing the closing logos, which were applied with alternate appearances.
The Guru Studios logo had its background black, and the letters began over inflating and exploded with blood and guts covering the screen.
The Spin Master Entertainment logo had the background dark red, as the logo contained a pair of inhuman eyes and was cracked and in a horror-like font.
The TVOKids logo had the letters (except TVO) beaten, scratched, and assaulted. They began speaking with the various voices of the TVOKids Logo Bloopers Youtubers.
K: They’re all dead, just face it already…
I: No one dared to put a stop to her. Heck even WE couldn't stop her as well.
D: Damn right, and now YOU guys are the next ones to go.
S: Question, do you guys think we can stop her?
K, I, & D: HELL NO THEY FUCKING CAN’T.
S: Well shit…
Then it faded to the Nickelodeon logo, which was the same as the opening of the DVD, except the dialogue was different, “You will soon die, I tried warning you.”
== Aftermath ==
The DVD then took us back to the main menu. I immediately ejected the disc from the DVD player and proceeded to launch it to King Pig’s kingdom, along with the case of the DVD. We were all shocked and sickened by what we’ve just seen. We would then get back to playing volleyball with the rest of the flock and go on about our day. But the episode of Abby Hatcher left us scarred, for life. And would get the help from Tony to get that episode out of our heads for good. I’d have to admit I wonder how the pigs are doing…
== Credits ==
Original by BubbleGum the Braixen 
Rewrite by NetherRunchkins
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