The Random Room

(Just jump right in as yourself!)
Chipper: *holding some glowing blue butter* what if I made a cake with this radioactive butter and fed it to the southern birds *points at a bunch of sparrows and cuckoos*
Jos: meerp lets do this *throws doves and chocolates at chipper
Wolfy: *Grabs a stick* We are doings this now
Chipper: Yep *grabs mixing bowl from cupboard* Apparently we've got this extremely spacious house to ourselves as long as we don't bring the craziness outside
Wolfy:What if we want to go outside *Whacks wall with stick*
Chipper: *wall falls over* *there's another wall* Awww
Wolfy: Pfft *sits on stick*
Chipper: Soooooo we're stuck here *starts grabbing various radioactive ingredients* No, we don't need you, cute death machine. *throws out camel spider*
Wolfy: Ahh Spiders! *Snuggles jumping spider*
Camel Spider: *shakes fist and runs away*
Chipper: Hey! Why can HE use the door? *tries to dash out, slams into wall* Ow!
Wolfy: NoT FaIR *Whacks wall more* Come back, I wanna hit you!
Chipper: *puts radioactive sludge that vaguely smells of a very distant memory of chocolate into cupcake cases* These will be the best radiocakes ever!
Wolfy:Mmm, radiocakes. *Grabs radioactive slug* This is Carl
Chipper: *puts radiocakes into oven* Aaaaand now we just wait, since I enchanted the oven so that I wouldn't have to learn the specific settings for specific recipes.
Wolfy: gooood, yum num cak-a-things
Chipper: *shortly gets radiocakes out of oven* They're just vanilla cupcakes with polonium bits in them? Aww, I hoped for glowing cakes....
Wolfy:*grabs glowsticks* Here *sticks glowsticks into radiocakes* now they gloww
Chipper: Yaaaaay
Wolfy:*Bites radiocakes* mmm
Jos: WHO WANTS TO GET CRAZY FOR NEW YEEEEEARS?!!!
Chipper: It's summer, get it riiiiight *grabs a radiocake, bites it, spits out polonium bits* These are just jade bits! *holds up packet saying 'Polonium Bits'* IT LIED!
Wolfy:P Noooo! Lies! Ack! *Throws stick* AND YEES NEW YERS
Chipper: OKAY, IT'S NOW NEW YEAR'S! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, EARTH! *muffled fireworks sounds*
Wolfy: YA *throws confetti*
Chipper: Do we have ALL the New Year's stuff?
Aquamine: Chipper, you remember Aqua's Poisonous Cupcakes?
Chipper: *gasp* Eeeee!
Aquamine: Found ya! :3. //gives cupcake//
Chipper: *grinning evilly*
Dreaming: *turns everyone into frogs* heHA
Chipper: *is a tiny tree frog* *frog sounds* [TRANSLATION: O NOES!!!]
Milo: *a cat appears out of nowhere and by sniffing the frogs he turns them back into people* enjoy.
Chipper: Yay
Milo: *eats a wall*
Chipper: It won't work :c
Aquamine: ///hands out cupcakes//
Chipper: *throws cupcakes in Aquamine's face*
Dreaming: oof
Chipper: eep
Dreaming: caw caw. Wait a second, THAT'S YOUR SOUND. *becomes a pail*
Wolfy: *is now a shovel* Heh
Chipper: >:O
Ahill: Wat C:<
Chipper: CAW
Wolfy: ARF
Splashfire: wot
Chipper: >:D
Netho: Who wants golden bird seed? I still have some leftover.
Chipper: GOLDEN BIRD SEED
Wolfy: GIMME GIMME
Chipper: NOOOOOO
Wolfy: *GRABS* YAASS
Chipper: IT WAS FOR THE HARPIES
Wolfy: WHAT IF IMMA HAAAARRRRPIE
Chipper: YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE ONE
Wolfy: WhY nOT? I MEAN YES I DOOOOOO
Chipper: AREN'T YOU A WOLF
Wolfy: YA. MAYBE. CAN'T I BE BOTH
Chipper: BECAUSE THAT'S NOT HOW HARPIES WORK
Wolfy:FIIIIIIIIIINE //Throws seeds at Chipper//
Chipper: *eats the seeds*
Wolfy:*strokes jumping spider* I'll name you floof
Netho: *throws out leftover bird seed* Who wants roasted monster eyeballs? *starts preparing side dish*
Chipper: *screeeches*
Wolfy: WhAT?
Floof Spider: *sniffs eyeballs huuuungrily.
Dreaming: Ewwww... eyeballs? Really?
Chipper: *steals the roasted eyeballs* *feeds them to a fox-skull-shadow-dragon thing*
Dreaming: I'm going to go throw up. //goes and throws up//
Chipper: *crow sounds*
Dreaming: //looks like she needs to pass out//
Chipper: :D
Dreaming: //brings out pet jumping spooder// this is Teddy.
Wolfy:*Presents Floof-Spider* This is my jumping spider, Floof
Chipper: *brings out Giant Huntsman Spider* This is Kevin. Kevin is grumpy, but won't harm you. Promise.
Kevin: *angry spider sounds*
Teddy: //scared spider sounds//
Floof: *Maniacle laughter spider sounds*
Teddy: //buries head in Dreaming's shoulder//
Wolfy:*Strokes FLOOF*
Dreaming: //Eats a random pickle//
Wolfy:PicKlE
Kevin: *hissing*
Chipper: OH NO *stabs Kevin* ...he'll get better tomorrow.
Dreaming: OH NUUU!!!! NOT KEVIN! No. Killing.
Netho: Spider blood! The perfect ingredient! *puts spider blood in golden soup* I HAVE PREPARED THE ULTIMATE SIDE DISH! GOLDEN SOUP!
Chipper: *spills golden soup* Oops >:)
Dreaming: NO!!!! !GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Black: Hello.
Chipper: GET BACK IN THE UNFINISHED OCS BOX, BLACK.
Black: But Andy is being annoying!
Chipper: HE'S MEANT TO BE ANNOYING
Black: Really?
Chipper: Not really BUT GET BACK IN THE BOX
Black: Okay :(
Dreaming: //stares awkwardly while shuffling hands//
Wolfy: *Joins in on awkwardness**
Chipper: What, you don't have a half-human and an eldritch monster trapped in the same box?
Averat: *shoves Chipper in the Unfinished OCs box as well*
Avalon: Magically pops out of thin air. "Where in the 9 realms am I?"
Chipper: *climbs out, shoves Averat in box* A pocket dimension.
Wolfy: I lOsT tRaCk Of WhAt We WeRe TaLkInG aBoUt
Chipper: Something about cooking radioactive stuff.
Wolfy:OkAy
Floof Spider: //watches everyone//
Dreaming: HAHA!
Wolfy: HAHAHAHAHA``````````````````````````````````````````!
Dreaming: I FOUND IT! //holds up a box full of pom poms//
Wolfy: Kewl *chews on pom pom*
Dreaming: GIMME MEH POOM POOM //grabs pom pom from Wolfy's mouth//
Wolfy: Neh //sticks out tongue//
Chipper: I SWEAR I HAD A DREAM ABOUT THIS AND IN THE DREAM I SET THE POM-POMS ON FIRE *sets pom-poms on fire* There.
Dreaming: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cris in corner*
Wolfy: //pats Dreaming awkwardly// there there...//Continues to chew on flaming pom pom// taste like popcorn
Chipper: ...the dream also included me playing Quidditch, so I'm not actually sure how accurate it was. I hate having to fly on a broom.
Wolfy: I WILL PALY QUIDDITCH FOR U. *GRABS BROOM* I WILL FLYYYYY!
Dreaming: *wonders why they need brooms if they already have wings*
Avalon: *Pulls out sword and holds it up defensively.* "Who art is thee?"
Chipper: I can't sword-fight D: *throws sword at Avalon*
Avalon: *easily deflects sword thrown by chipper. Turns to chipper and points sword at him* "I asked thee a question. You art is thee!"
Wolfy: I WILL ART THEE *grabs painting tools* Hehe
Chipper: IS MY VOICE THAT MASCULINE?? *grabs bow, begins to use it correctly* *just throws both the bow and the arrow at Avalon*
Dreaming: *turns into puppy.* MeoW
Wolfy: PuuPPY *paints puppy green*
Puppy Dreaming: moo?
Wolfy: No, not moo. It's 'oink'
Puppy Dreaming: SQqQAWAKE!
wwWolfy:Good enough
Chipper: WAIT AM I A BIRD OR A RAT
CJIPPER:Wolfy:...Biiiird?
Avalon: *deflects the weapons.* "Stupid mortal to thinketh thou can defeateth Avalon!" She replied in a raging voice that shook the walls and made the anything made of glass break.
Wolfy: HAHA
Avalon: *grabs Ahill using the force* "You dare to laugh at me?"
Chipper: *laughs evilly*
Wolfy: ImFlYiNgHahANanA xp
Chipper: *eats ice cubes*
Wolfy:*is no longer flying* Oof *Strokes AnOtHeR jumping spider* This is Yeet. Yeet, meat Floof.
Yeet: HelMoo
Floof: Harii
Kevin: I'M BACK
Chipper: AND HERE IS WOLF, THE LITTLE BROWN RECLUSE
Wolf: *anger*
Wolfy: CUTEE *Hugs Wolf*
Wolf: *is crushed*
Chipper: BROWN RECLUSES ARE SMOL
Wolfy: IM SO SORRY. D: *Grabs Carrot of Life* EAT, WOLF
Avalon: *uses Minecraft command block to summon Herobrine.*
Herobrine: *Pops outa thin air* "Hello Mortals"
Avalon: *faints*
Wolfy: *Shakes Avalon* HOW WHAT COMMAND TO SUMMON HEROBRINE TEEEELL MEEEE *Continues to shake Avalon*
Chipper: DIIIIEEEEEEEE *stabs Herobrine WITH AN AXE*
Wolfy:...I'm not sure you're supposed to stab things with axes. Eh, whatever *Munches on a random sword*
Chipper: I keep on stabbing things with axes...
Wolfy: I gUeSs If It WoRkS gO aHeAd.
Chipper: *stabs Wolfy w/ axe*
Wolfy:*Is very offended*
Chipper: >:3
Wolfy: >:P
Dreaming: *appears with infinity gauntlet* YALL ARE DED *turns everyone to ash*
Wolfy:I DON'T WANNA GO, MR. STARK. I DON'T WANNA GO!*Curls up in a ball on the floor and cries*
Ani: who needs Infinity Gauntlets when you have potatoes and marshmallows? //noms a custard burst (Keeper of the Lost Cities reference hahaha)//
Chipper: I think we've got an unhealthy obsession with randomness. Playing the recorder would help with that.
Wolfy: KEEPER OF THE YEEEES. YEEEET
Seaweed: *falls from the sky and curls up in a ball sleeping
Wolfy:*pokes* WAKE UP
Seaweed: WHAT WHAT WHAT
Wolfy: Uh...Hi.
Seaweed: Hi, now leave me alone and let me sleep! *sleeps*
Wolfy: BUT I HAVE TO BUG SOMEONE...AND UR THE ONLY ONE HERE RIGHT NOW *pokes*
Seaweed: WHO CARES *kicks Wolfy in his sleep*
Wolfy:*Sticks out tongue* I DOO
Dreaming: *glares at Seaweed* bro Wolfy is a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl. *starts stirring confetti and pepperonis in a giant pot filled with melted ice cream*
Seaweed: I was talking about myself * crawls to Wolfy and headbutts her foot*
Wolfy: *Laughs manically* HeLLO
Dreaming: *poke*
Wolfy: Hoo ar ya pokin
Seaweed: *puts on a collar with a sign that says "THIS SEAWING HAS CAUSED TROUBLE"* HAIIII
Wolfy: *GaSP* TrOubLe? Nuuu
Seaweed: *covers the entire room with gaslione and throws a match at the gaslione* BURNNNNN
Wolfy: *somehow manages to make the o_O face at Seaweed* WelL tHAn
Seaweed: *rolls in the fire without any pain somehow* HEHEHE I'M TOTALLY NOT INSANE AND LOVES FIRE HEHEHE
Wolfy:*bounces up and down to avoid fire* YEES U ARE
Seaweed: YESSS I AM
Wolfy: YeES...OkAYY?
Seaweed: //becomes ash but is still alive// EAT MEH
Wolfy: OkAY *Grabs pickle and dips it in ash* WAIT WHAT
Netho: *shoves Avalon in box* *shoves bulbasuar leaves, charmander peppers, and squirtle mint into bowls* Who wants Pokemon starter salad? I also have some electric mashed potatoes and lunar sandwiches.
Wolfy:Ooh, Yeet sounds good
Splashfire: MINTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Seaweed: NUUUU YOU FORGOT ABOUT MY ASH
Wolfy:YOM NOM FOOD
Seaweed: *shoves myself into Wolfy's mouth* EAT MEHHH
Wolfy: WHAT NO WHY *Spits seaweed out*
Seaweed: BECAUSE I TASTE LIKE CAKE
Wolfy: OH, OKAY THEN! *eats Seaweed*
Seaweed: Ahhh, that's a nice massage. Move to the right, please. Ahhhh..
Wolfy:*is weirded out* Okay, get out *spits seaweed out again*
Saeweed: NOOO WHY DID YOU STOP MASSAGING ME
Splashfire: *Digs a hole through a wall and lets all the craziness out*
Seaweed: *shoves myself into Splash's mouth* EAT ME!
Splashfire: *throws up seaweed* bleh! what are you made of?
*EVERYONES RELATIVES COME BACK AND SEE THE CRAZINESS HAS BEEN UNLEASHED ON THE WORLD*
Seaweed: Are you blind? I'm ash, and I taste like cake!
Wolfy:AAAAAAH
Seaweed: You know what, I'll just kill the craziness. *writes craziness's name in my Death Note and watches as everyone and me dies from heart attacks*
Wolfy: NUUU *Grabs Seaweeds Death Note book* YOU HAVE LOST YOUR DEATH NOTE PRIVILEGES
Seaweed: I STILL OWN THE NOTEBOOK AND PEOPLE WILL STILL DIE *dies*
Wolfy: *scowls*
Seaweed: wait how am I still alive? OH NO THE NOTEBOOK IS A FAKE AAAAAAAAA
Chipper: *a messenger bag flies through the wall, and Chipper leaps out, wearing a number of items that are made for warm weather, not HECKING OCTOBER* WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING
Wolfy: WE ARE STEALING SEAWEEDS NOTEBOOK O' DOOOOM
Seaweed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wolfy: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Chipper: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE UH CREATURES
Wolfy:I DON'T KNOW
Chipper: I SHALL CONTINUE THE TRADITION OF BEING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT LINKS
Wolfy: FINEEEE
Chipper: HAHA
Splashfire: //eats all the radiocakes from way back when//
Chipper: >:O
Wolfy: -_-
Chipper: *stabs Splashfire with an axe*
Wolfy: *Stabs self with a fork*
Seaweed: *eats Splashfire* HAHAHA
Splashfire: //muffled// HEY!!! LET ME OUT!!!
Wolfy: WHAT HAS HAPPENED HEEERRREEE.IT'S ALL GOING WRONG!
Splashfire: A PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!
Seaweed: i has become the food monster
Splashfire: I said free me!
Seaweed: How about no //shallows Splashfire//
Splashfire: *even more muffled* free me! *jumps away*
Chipper: I will stab you with my beak
Splashfire: OH NOOSSS *jumps back to seaweed*
Seaweed: how is my acid not killing you
Chipper: WE CAN'T BE KILLED
Splashfire: wait... you made me eat you, seaweed, and now you ate me. that is so messed up.
Seaweed: i am messed up indeed
Chipper: READ THE TITLE OF THIS PAGE- wait, I broke the fourth wall.
Wolfy:ThiS iS ThE CHAAOOOOS ROOOOOM
Seaweed: Splashfire, how are you still alive? //burns the fourth wall and changes the title from the Random Room to the Chaos Room//
Chipper: BLASPHEMY!
Wolfy:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Splashfire: IM DED
Seaweed: if you're dead then you shouldn't be able to type at all. Or is there wifi in the afterlife?! hmmmmmmm
Wolfy:*chanting*ChhhaaAAAAAAOOOooooosss
Chipper: WHAT IF THIS IS THE AFTERLIFE????
Seaweed: GASPPPPPpp *mind explodes.. literally*
Chipper: ick
Wolfy:*looong drawn-out sigh*aaaaaaaaaaaaah
Chipper: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Splashfire: IM DED SO I WONT TYPE :(
Seaweed: I have a theory. What if life is a dream, and our dreams are real life?
Wolfy:Then real life is terrifying....
Seaweed: Then I already died over 10 times in real life...
Wolfy:And I have apparently millions of different lives as different people...
Chipper: And apparently I'm the lost queen/goddess of a fantasy world if this is a dream
Wolfy: GaSp then irl I am invincible :o
Seaweed: Apparently I died like 98767898765678 times in horrible, horrible ways in irl. I'm the only one here with infinite lives.
Wolfy: Nooo, you have 98767898765679 lives, and this is your last one C:<
Seaweed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wolfy:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Seaweed: NOPE //snaps everyone's necks but they magically come back to life// WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Chipper: >:DDDDDDDDDD
Wolfy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*Starts coughing*
Chipper: HAVE SOME WATER *pours bucket of water on Wolfy*
Seaweed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOo //shoots myself and dies the 98767898765679th time, now forever dead//
Wolfy:*Is soaked* :C *Revives Seaweed* C:
Seaweed: NO I MUST DIE //stays dead//
Wolfy:HAHAHA WAIT WHY
Chipper: CAN'T WE GO BACK TO BAKING
Wolfy:YES LETS *Cooks ice-cream*
Seaweed: *dead body bakes ice cream cake for no reason*
Chipper: YAYYYY
Wolfy:YUMYUMYUM
Chipper: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wolfy:Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Chipper: :O
Wolfy: o-O FaCCEes
Chipper: >:3
Wolfy: UwU
Chipper: >:O
Wolfy: >;D
Chipper: [CONFUSED CROW-LIKE SCREAMING]
Wolfy:[TERRIFYING HOWLING/SNARLING LAUGHTER]
Chipper: *stabs Wolfy with axe* Wait, isn't that the fourth time I've stabbed someone with an axe? Meh, whatever.
Seaweed: This is dead I guess.
Chipper: Agreeeeeed... KEEP IT GOING, OR ELSE! *threatens users with axe*
Wolfy:StOP StABBINg mEE
Chipper: NOOOO *stabs Wolfy again*
Netho: *shoves weapons and fourth wall into bowl* *mixes it up* *makes into cookies* Who wants Fourth Wall Chaos Cookies and some Calm Down Already, You Lunatics cupcakes?
Chipper: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee
Seaweed: fEeD mE cUpCaKeS i'M gEtTiNg iNaCtivE
Chipper: NUUU *hoards cupcakes*
Wolfy: *Is active(ish) again* GIVE ME THE CUPCAKES I WANT TO THROW THEM *stabs Chipper with a spoon*
Chipper: NUUU *stabs Wolfy with cupcake sword*
Seaweed: ok so I just got on a video game that I haven't been on for a year
and i'm getting a ton of messages from my old friends help me
Wolfy:Oh noo *stabs Chipper with a frog*
Chipper: *eats frog*
Wolfy >:C *stabs Chipper with Poison Dart frog*
Chipper: *eats poison dart frog*
Seaweed: //leaves this wiki for a while//
Chipper: HEY
Chipper: WAKE UP
Wolfy:I AM AWAKE*steels Chippers axe and stabs her with it*
Chipper: GASP the tables have turned *tosses table at Wolfy*
Wolfy*catches table*.......*with face* HOW DARE THEE
Chipper: NYEHEHEHEH *flees* *runs into a door* oof
Wolfy:HAHAHAhhsygfmyaHA
Chipper: *evil screaming* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wolfy: *inhuman noises* sgmcaseygancargmnxrfgtmnrecgmnfAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAbtvdchvc
CHIPPER: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
WolFy:'*YEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG*
ChhiPPer: SSSSSSSSCCcccccREreeeECchhhhhhh!!!
WOLfY: WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
CHIPPER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!!?!
Seaweed: I have returned. I was gone for a few days, and everything is a mess. WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!
Chipper: Uhh... nothing!
Wolfy://Nods head// nothing! //pokes Chipper with chair leg//
Chipper: *slaps Wolfy's head off* Nothing!
Wolfy://grows another head// Yes, nothing!
Seaweed: Ooo, is slapping heads off a new type of greeting? Yay! Hi, Chipper and Wolfy! //slaps both of their heads off//
Chippers' Head: D:
Wolfy://yeets heads at Seaweed// HA
Chippers' Body: [puts head back on self using magic]
Wolfy:I will now carry my head like a bag
Chipper: why
Wolfy:...I don't know
Chipper: [awkward silence]
Seaweed: Because you want a pet head.
Animeimei: *doesn't know what's going on* last time I checked there were spiders and radioactive cookies or something..? WOOFWOOFMeeeeoooooowwwwtweEttWEetMOOOcOckaDOOdleDOOO *cough hack gasp runs out of breath*
Chipper: [EVIL LAUGHTER]
Wolfy://trows head at Chipper// HA
Chipper: [tears Wolfy's head apart]
Moon: *slides into scene* HIIIIIIII *glances at gory torn up head on the ground* AHHHH
Chipper: [GASP] A NEWCOMER?
Netho: More cookies! Because my running gag is that is show up briefly with food! So... here ya go! *floods entire room with those types of cookies that have frosting that always manage to leave crumbs everywhere that you buy at WalMart* oopsibrokethefourthwalleventhoughthereisnonebecauseiusedittomakechaoscupcakessobyefornowuntilieventuallyreturnwithfood
Chipper: [stabs Netho with her axe]
Netho: *grabs axe before it actually reaches me* *covers axe in ice cream* Who wants Axe with Ice Cream?
Moon: MEE! *eats ice cream on axe, but accidentally chops head in half* Whoops! (Her left head half said)
Chipper: Ick. Now I have ice cream on my axe! Blood goes horribly with ice cream...
Seaweed: I'll eat it for you! [licks axe] Mmm! Delicious!
Chipper: And now I've got YOUR blood on it! >:(
Wolfy://grows new head// THE WHAT //squirts axe with water gun//
Moon: *Bloody head halves on the ground disappear and a new head sprouts from her neck, except the head is distorted* "WAA WAH IM AWIVE AGAHEN ITS WALUIGI TEIMMMM!"
WoLFY: OH MY STARCLAN IT'S ALIVE!!AND I AM ALIVE TOOOOOOO GSBYNZYBctffrtcCBFffff *explodes*
Moon: WAWA YA EXPLODA! *head begins spinning out of control and also explodes*
Chipper: ... [deletes axe and magically generates a new one, all the while staring at the remains of Moon and Wolfy]
Wolfy:AHHHHAHHA TYRDBRFDVXDZTY45g$#%7nt45xc64t43
Chipper: AAAAAAA [jumps 10 metres vertically] [gets stuck in the ceiling]
Seaweed: [yawns] I've finally become sane. [pulls Chipper down] I don't belong in a room of insanity.
Chipper: NOOO [throws Seaweed in a large fish tank]
Seaweed: I'm a Seawing. I can breathe underwater. [gets out of tank]
Chipper: that's not fair
Seaweed: yes it is
Chipper: wait I forgot I'm a plesiosaur aren't I [dives into fish tank] [jumps out] AAAAAA COLD
Wolfy:I AM A WHATEVER-I-WANT-TO-BE-ASAUR!!
Chipper: :O
Wolfy: >:D
Chipper: [starts playing 'cha cha slide' for no reason]
Wolfy: *Dances* HAHAHA IIcyrIIII W vryTCbtrh
Chipper: [dances horribly, somehow ending the world] Oops :(
Wolfy: [crazy laughter] *SCREAMS* HAHAHAHAAAAA
Chipper: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Seaweed: [doesn't do anything because I'm deaf] [creates new world] I am a Mary-Sue. Nobody can stop me!
Chipper: [deletes new world] But I'm a Mary-Sue, too!
Wolfy: *EaTs A PlAnET* ME ToOO! YeYY!
Chipper: YAYYAYYAYAYAYYYAYYYYYYYyyyy
Netho: *Restores planets*
Chipper: >:( *bites Netho*
Wolfy: *Eats planet again* HAHAHAHhHHAHhhhaack
Splashfire: BAWK BAWK IM BACK
Wolfy: HELLO BACK I'M WOLFY
Chipper: HELLO WOLFY I'M A CROW CAW CAW
Blackberry: I'm a fox i eat birbs
Wolfy: IMMA WOLF I EAT...UH...FOOD STUFFS....
Chipper: well you see I'm a humanoid crow so HA
Wolfy: HAHAHAHA WAIT WHAT
Chipper: ...mEOW
Chipper: bark bark
Seaweed: IM AN ANDROID I DRINK BLUE BLOOD (please get the reference)
Wolfy: WELL AIN't THAT LOVELY
Seaweed: //slaps paper on table// 28 STAB WOUNDS
Wolfy:OH DEAR THAT CAN'T BE GOOD
Chipper: APPARENTLY MY BLOOD IS BLUE NOW (PROBABLY UNRELATED TO THE ABOVE CONVERSATION) ALSO I HAVE HORNS WHICH IS VERY WEIRD BUT MEH
Seaweed: Oh dear
Moon: I'm back from holiday poppets! What is all this hogwash?
Chipper: Everybody's dead, but that's okay, because we were probably already dead, or... something.
Seaweed: I was never alive to begin with
Chipper: Cool
Wolfy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHAT
Chipper: :)
Netho: *Netho is confused as to why the Discord is inactive*
Verglas: *gets shot out of a party cannon and falls here* Heyo!
Chipper: G A S P
Wolfy: HAHAHAHA
Chipper: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wolfy: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chipper: HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wolfy: AAAAAAAAAAAGYMACGYMAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAGMGGCMGYTCARYGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMCAGMA
Chipper: 0_0
Wolfy: WhATTTAAAAAAAAAAAA (OL0)
Verglas: *hugs a purple cat eating a sun chip* FNEODNGOEDILIKECATSJGORNIFNWSOFNENFJR meow, what's up, zoom, bang?
Chipper: [something resembling a thumbs up, except with feathers]
WOLfy: *Backflipssynfeygmrfgmygcm,ryoh,gcn,ohrv*
Verglas: *does a backflip and lets go of cat* Do a backflip, please!
Chipper: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wolfy: *BACKFLIPBACKFLIPBSCKFLIP YEAHHHH*
Chipper: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Seaweed: //attempts to backflip but falls on head, breaking my neck// This is how a backflip can go wrong
Chipper: [attempts to backflip, stabs self] Oops?
Verglas: O-O *watches cat do backfilp* YUSSSSSS!!! *eats a cake and sits down* syug ,tnaw eoms?
Chipper: !!txet sdrawkcsab od uoy woh ton si tahT
Seaweed: // does another backflip and lands on back, breaking my spine//
Chipper: D:
Wolfy: Uhhhhhh......are you okay...?
Chipper: NOBODY'S OKAY
*Tundra has joined the chat* 
Tundra: That sounds like... DEPRESSION *Throws a McDonalds Happy Meal at Chipper* IT HAS A TOY INSIDE *Explosions are heard from the bag*
Wolfy: I HAS A NEWFOUND OBSESSION YA'LL
Chipper: same
Wolfy: CoOL :)
Chipper: look at this strange emoticon }:) i think they're meant to be bull horns or something
Wolfy: Wooh, Interesting... }:D
Chipper: [goose honks]
Wolfy: [duck quacks]
Chipper: :OO
Wolfy: 0000:
Seaweed: [turns into an angel] oh look im an angel
Wolfy: Oki if u say so :D
Chipper: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! [slaps angel]
Seaweed: :00000000000 YOU HAVE SINNED
Wolfy: *Watches while eating popcorn* FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FI-
Chipper: [turns into a dog] DOGS CAN'T SIN!
Seaweed: :o 
Chipper: >:D 
Seaweed: if you don't mind, i'll just go over to that corner and rethink my entire career 
Chipper: c: 
Seaweed: Mkay, I'll become a mortal again. I suck at my job anyways. [dies and leaves 9 corpses]
Wolfy: BTEEERBIURViyRVBEIUYRBVIUbI&ER^&IE%VB(&6tbdi67
Chipper: [cleans up corpses]
Seaweed: [leaves another 999 corpses]
Wolfy: [becomes a living corpse]
Chipper: does anyone want to become a LEPrechaun
Chipper: a LEP
Chipper: rechaun
Wolfy: Ooh yes. As long as I don't have to try and fight a crazy super-genius twelve-year-old...
Chipper: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Wolfy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Chipper: [throws two centaurs, an elf, and four sprites at Wolfy]
Wolfy: //catches// HA ///trows magic acorn thing at Chipper//
Chipper: [GASPS IN SHOCK]
Wolfy: O_o
Emerald : WHAT IS GOING ON //Shapeshifts into a wolf//
Wolfy: NOBODY KNOWS. WHY WOULD WE?
Chipper: [glares at that one camel spider from before] so you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
Seaweed: anyone wanna a booze?
Chipper: [crushes the camel spider]
Seaweed: Let's bring this back!
Chipper: Omdry vsdj, pt dr;rvy psumrmy yupr. (TRANSLATION: Insert cash, or select payment type.)
Chipper: That same phrase. It has been stuck in my head. Ever since I started going to s h o p s.
Chipper: [dramatic tears, despite being a crow]
Seaweed: [pats Chipper then stabs him in the back with the same paw]
Chipper: darn it when will all of you learn that 1) i'm immortal and 2) i'm female
Seaweed: REVIVE!
Chipper: REVIVE THE RANDOM ROOM....
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