Bubble Bass Reviews - The Patrick Star Show: Bubble Bass Reviews

3rd episode of Bubble Bass Reviews. Based off a real episode of The Patrick Star Show, which is quite similar to this spin-off itself: Bubble Bass Reviews.
==Transcript==
(Episode starts off with Bubble Bass in a very decayed studio room.)
Bubble Bass: Greetings everyone! Welcome back to another episode of... Bubble Bass Reviews! I'm Bubble Bass, and I remember it so you don't have to. Today, I'll be reviewing something peculiar- something that was made to defame me! Recently, an video leaked online from the folks from The Patrick Star Show...showing me supposedly made fun of by Patrick and Squidina, until I ran outside and burnt into flames. This is a doctored video. It does not even deserve a review from someone as prestigious as me... but this is the only way to fight back against the trolls. We shall begin shortly...
Bubble Bass Reviews is filmed in front of a few dozen action figures- I mean a live studio audience.
(Ad Break)
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(Ad Break over)
Bubble Bass: Welcome back. This is episode 675. This episode is sponsored by Surfshark VPN. Now for the review. The hideous video starts off normal- showing some flattering clips from my show. Including one of my many segments- "YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN REAL LIFE." Until... AN ANIME BACKGROUND?! FAKE NEWS! I AM NOT A WEEABOO! I am a manly man for all the folks out there. You can't believe everything you see online. Oh, but it gets worse from here. We move on to some more incredible scenes from previous reviews, until it randomly cuts to an GENERATED PHOTO of me WEARING A CATGIRL SUIT! I would...NEVER...EVER... do such a thing. Besides, in reality I'm simply more of a goth girl kind of guy instead. There's also another clip of me playing my a seahorse doll. To set the record straight- I am NOT into that. THE ONLY DOLLS I PLAY WITH ARE MERMAID MAN ACTION FIGURES! Worst of all- my mother (really just a deepfake actor of her) jumps in and yells unholy insults about me, like that I'm pathetic! You guys all know that isn't true. They're trying to bring me down...they will NOT SUCCEED!
Bubble Bass' Mother: BUBBLE BASS! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT! I REMEMBER DOING THAT CLEAR AS DAY-
Bubble Bass: (running up stairs and shutting the door) Ah, sorry about that, some fans tried to invade my home right there. They're just so passionate! Afterwards, some more deepfake AI actors with ChatGPT scripts acting out as Patrick, Squidina, and I pretend like they flood my home! Which did NOT happen. My studio is FINE as you can all tell. There are ZERO green screen lines around me. You are SEEING things. The video tries to portray me as a scared manchild. You should all know I'm the bravest fish in the sea! Patrick and Squidina are nothing to me. I have NEVER screamed or cried like that before, and I certainly don't plan to. The video relies on some more cheap tactics to make a fool out of me, showing various obviously doctored clips from my show where I "mess up." A simple search would find that none of these clips are real. Please disregard any abrupt cuts in earlier episodes of this show. Quite embarrassing that people exist in this world that go through these extreme lengths to create a mockery out of me. That is why this show must exist- they must be CRITICIZED! The video ends with me burning up from the sun which is clearly CGI. I'll have the creators of this know I go outside EVERY DAY. Where I do NOT BURN. In fact I FREEZE. BECAUSE I'M SOOOOO COOL! TAKE THAT! YOU LOSERS!
(Bubble Bass's Mother breaks through Bubble Bass' locked door and yells at him)
Bubble Bass' Mother: Now wait a second, I was there when this happened, you burnt like a crisp! I even have the medical bills! (drops them over the camera) See?
Bubble Bass: MOTHER!!!!!!!-
(Static)
Bubble Bass: Sorry about that. Some rando hacker disrupted the feed. Darn fools. I hope this episode of Bubble Bass Reviews has changed your mind on this fake video if you believed it. Oh... oh it better have. This video doesn't just get zero points... it goes into the NEGATIVES! IT STINKS! -999999/100!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWW!!! BLEEWEWWHCH HhcHH H H !CBbhcdbcdBCDABDBIUYca
(Cut)
Bubble Bass: Ahem. At a time like this, I would usually have Patrick display the final results...but let's just say this fake video has made me...change his mind about working with him, since his crew uploaded it. So, alas, I have to do the work myself. The Patrick Star Show: Bubble Bass Reviews gets an.... F MINUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!1!1!1!11 THE CREATORS OF THIS DON'T EVEN DESERVE TO BE CALLED! RIDICULOUS! I HATE THEM ALL!
Bubble Bass' Mother: Will you quiet down already? I'm on a tax call.
Bubble Bass: How about you SHUT THE FU
(Static)
Bubble Bass: Well folks, that's all the time I got. See you once again...whenever... I guess. BUBBLE BASS OUT!
(EPIC EXPLOSION AND GUNS AND STUFF AMERICA OUTRO)
(american eagle screech... ca ca... freedom......)
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