I'm Quitting K-On

I'm Quitting K-On is a video on the timtam 2400 YouTube channel.
== Description ==
I should have made this realization a long time ago. It's time for change.
== Transcript ==
I've now realized something. K-On!. What a complete waste of time. Why did people think making this franchise was a good idea? It's boring! It's supposed to be about a group of girls starting a band and playing music, which sounds like a decent idea. 
If that's what the characters actually did! Why do people love this? There's barely any music playing in it at all. It's just a generic and cliche moé blob where nothing happens. The main characters spend like 99.9% of their time goofing off, sipping tea and eating sweets. That is not what a music anime is supposed to be about. There's literally no story throughout the entire thing. Why do people watch it? It's a boring show. 
And what about the characters? Yui has the mental capacity of a 2 year old. Ritsu is an abysmal club president who only became one because there was no one around to oppose her. Mio is purely there for fan service. Mugi has a sickening Yuri fetish. I don't even know where to begin with Azusa. Nodoka is the textbook definition of boring. Ui has a freaky sister complex and really needs therapy. Jun is a dimwit who didn't have the brain power to join the light music club when she had the chance. And Sawako is obsessed with being the perfect teacher and is craving for a boyfriend. These are terrible characters in a terrible show. 
And if that's not bad enough, we even have other shows that are basically clones of K-On!. But at least some of them have redeeming qualities. At least BanG Dream! has characters who actually practice. At least Long Riders! and Yuru Camp teach you things about cycling and camping. What the hell does K-On! teach you? What is there to come back to? Oh, it teaches you about friendship and love. I'll go watch Clannad for that. 
I don't know why I devoted myself to this abomination, this piece of garbage that required two seasons, two OVAs, two miniseries and a movie that added nothing new. All it did was slightly rewrite the ending of season 2. That's not how it works. 
I cannot believe I fanboyed over this so much. I wasted valuable time of my life on K-On! and I can never get it back. So I'm quitting this franchise now before I waste even more. Good riddance, K-On!. I am not gonna miss you. 
Sike! [April Fool's]