Nim's Island (The Private Reviewer)

(we open to the Private Reviewer sitting in the chair)
The Private Reviewer: Hello, I'm the Private Reviewer. I remember it—I DON'T wanna review this movie. I really don't. There are just some things in this world you don't wanna watch, and you don't think you ever have to... but SO many people have requested that I review it that I simply have no choice. I have to review Nim's Island.
(the title is shown and the movie clips as PR speaks)
PR (vo): Despite the movie is decent... (The Rotten Tomatoes audience rating for this movie, which is shown to be 52%) What am I missing, guys? It was just very predictable and boring all the way through. The only reason I saw this movie is because I wanted to kill sometime on the plane and this movie was available on screen and still regret seeing it. I give it some credit though since it's a movie young girls might like or few girls who are teens that still like movies like this. Maybe I really disliked it because it had Jodie Foster in it or something, but I really wanted this movie to end just few minutes into it. Now I sometimes like watching movies for that are for younger audiences but this isn't one of them I could appreciate. For anyone looking for a movie for younger audiences or family film might want to look elsewhere. I can see how it just might have it's target audiences but it's mostly a dull and boring movie with a very predictable direction.
PR: Gah, it's underrated. But I don't like this movie... Totally grated on my sense of taste... and what was up with Elisa's pricked foot can be violent? (a picture of The Wild Swans where a closeup shot of Elisa's pricked foot is shown in the corner) With that said, let's take a look at Nim's Island.
(Twentieth Century Fox logo appears)
PR (vo): Oh, that's a great Disney studio sign.
(Universal Pictures logo appears in other countries)
PR (vo): Oh, that's even better what John Landis can do.
(Summit Entertainment logo appears internationally)
PR (vo): What, are they gonna show the people who catered the movie next?
?????
PR: Explain, movie! Explain!
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Jack: What are you afraid of?
Alex: Everything!
PR (as Beverly Glenn-Copeland from Shining Time Station, singing) So, what am I afraid of?
(cut quickly to Butterscotch and Soda where Little Audrey screams zooms out of the mouth, cut quickly to PR yelps in freak out. Back to the movie...)
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Alex: Beautiful ocean, isn't it just great?
Alexandra: [immitating Alex's Scottish accent] No, it isn't just gr-r-reat.
PR: Ha. [immitating a Scottish accent] Not gr-r-reat.
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Alexandra: I took a plane, I took a helicopter, I stole a boat!
PR (vo, as Alexandra): I took a roast beast, I took a who hash, I stole that piece of--
(a iguana scares Alexandra, she screams and runs a bit until bumps into a tree and fell. PR finally lets out a laugh)
PR: Drat! (hits the table with his fists in frustration) You see that one bumping off at the tree? That would be explain!
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PR: Well, this movie makes no sense. But you should NOT be here. I'm the Private Reviewer, I remember it because Nostalgia Critic doesn't. (gets up and leaves)
THE END
Tagline: Alex Rover: Beautiful ocean, isn't it just great?
Alexandra Rover: [immitating Alex's Scottish accent] No, it isn't just gr-r-reat.
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