Slack

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Slack is a messenger program inferior to MSN messenger and Discord but slightly superior to SMS and smoke signals. Despite holding our chat history hostage, FPH templars are bound to using it due to the contract with Slack corp signed by Raider in blood.
==Controversy==
Some believe that Raider's refusal to move to Discord (despite his use of it for other things) is tied to a hefty bribe by Slack Corporation. Slack itself has been involved in a scandal about kicking baby seals and causing the high prices of snacks in Norway.
Some blame Elpea for moving us there in the first place but they're idiots and being a soggy.