Allen Groans

Real Name: Allen Groans 
Native Planet/Universe: Earth 37729
First Appearance: Misadventures of Greasemixer: Episode 10 (InfoBattles)
Status: Alive
Allen Groans is the owner and former-main reporter for the extremist news network InfoBattles. Allen Groans' distrust and hatred for the government is driven by childhood experiences of being kidnapped, tortured, and experimented on. Allen Groans has extensive knowledge of paranormal forces and evil ploys the government is pushing.