Robo Patrick

Robo Patrick is the first episode of the first season of Patrick Star Stories. It was written by .
==Plot==
Patrick wonders what his life would be like if SpongeBob never came into it, so SpongeBob makes up a scenario for him.
==Transcript==
(The episode begins with Patrick and SpongeBob playing leap-frog outside his rock. After playing, they run over to SpongeBob’s pineapple house, and plop down on the ground and laugh.)
Patrick: You’re the bestest best friend ever, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: No, you’re the bestest best friend ever, Patrick!
Patrick: Man, I wonder what it would be like if we never became friends. Wait, what was it like when we first met?
SpongeBob: OH! I remember it like it was yesterday!
Patrick: Really? What happened?
SpongeBob: Well, we became friends.
Patrick: Wait, that’s it?
SpongeBob: Well no, there’s a lot mo-
Patrick: Pretty anticlimactic.
SpongeBob: Patrick!
Patrick: Oh, sorry.
SpongeBob: As I was saying, there’s a lot more to it than that. 
Patrick: Ok, I’ll listen.
SpongeBob: You see, there was a big fire on Kelp Street one day. You were stuck up in the burning building, and you were about to fall down to your possible demise! I had noticed this while walking home Gary, and I ran to save you. Unfortunately, you had already fallen right on your noggin when I came to catch you. Which might explain why you always weren’t the brightest. But after chatting a bit, we knew that we were destined to be the bestest! The bestest friends ever! And it’ll always stay like that, right Patrick? Patrick?
(Patrick is seen asleep)
SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick.
(Theme song)
It's where you'll
Always find me.
If you're walking
Right behind me.
Where is it?
Please remind me. Oh, yeah!
Under my rock!
Under my rock!
Here's the bed
That I lie in.
Laugh and,
Sigh and cry in.
Or eat a
Piece of pie in.
Under my rock!!!
Under my rock!!!
(We cut to SpongeBob trying to wake Patrick up)
SpongeBob: PATRICK!!!
Patrick: Huh? Oh, what were you saying?
SpongeBob: Never mind. But I know just what would happen if I didn’t come that day! 
(We cut to a flashback of the scene. Patrick is on the third floor of a very high building, which is currently on fire.)
Patrick: Help! HEELLLPP!
(We cut to a car with a huge load of luggage in the background, just one yard away from the house, with a slightly younger SpongeBob in the backseat.)
SpongeBob’s POV: Boy, that’s one big house on fire! Hey, is that a starfish trapped at the top? Well gee, I hope he’s rescued soon enough!
SpongeBob’s Mom: What was that, son?
SpongeBob: Oh, nothing mom.
(The car drives off as we cut back to the scene.)
Patrick: Somebody? Hello?
(Suddenly a firetruck appears with the ladder going up to the same floor as Patrick.)
Firefighter #1: Alright sonny, just climb down the ladder and we’ll take you to the shelter to stay for a while, alright?
Patrick: Jump down? Ok!
Firefighter #1: Wait, NO! Don’t jump! CLIMB!
(Patrick jumps down and hits the ground on his head. The screen cuts to black for 2 seconds. After, we cut to Patrick laying in a hospital bed. A doctor and an unknown person come in.)
Doctor: So…
???: What, Doc?
Doctor: Are we sure he’s right for the experiment?
???: Yes. He’s a starfish, he took physical brain damage, he’s perfect.
(Patrick wakes up.)
Patrick: 4 + 4 = PURPLE!!!
???: Alright, INDUCE COMA!
Patrick: 2 + 2 = BLU-
(Patrick is injected with a syringe and faints. A time card then appears saying “One transplant later…”. We cut to Patrick’s POV , where he wakes up, having no memory of what happened at all.)
???: Alright, he’s up. Now tell me, How do you feel?
Patrick: I don’t feel.
???: What do you remember?
Patrick: Nothing.
???: Correct response, the OS has loaded. Welcome to the force, Officer Robo Patrick. We’ve replaced your original brain with a robot brain, in order to fight crime. And I’ve installed a special command so that you can only listen to what I say. Now on 3, say, “I will follow and be controlled by the orders of Sheldon J. Plankton.”. 3...2...1…
Robo Patrick: I will follow and be controlled by the orders of Sheldon J. Plankton.
Plankton: MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Robo Patrick: Now, wait just a second, Sheldon J. Plankton. Your evil laugh is one of the key details of an evil villain, which persuades me to believe that you are in fact an evil villain. 
Plankton: Wait, what? 
Robo Patrick: I will have to annihilate you now.
Plankton: Wait, no! I AM YOUR-
(Robo Patrick steps on Plankton and runs out of the lair.)
Plankton: Curses, foiled again!
(We cut to Robo Patrick running down the sidewalk. We cut to SpongeBob, who is also running down the sidewalk in the same direction as Robo Patrick, with homework in his hands.)
SpongeBob: Man! Mr. Mackerel’s gonna kill me for being this late!
(Robo Patrick and SpongeBob accidentally run into each other, causing them to trip and fall.)
SpongeBob: Oh, my bad. It’s just that...hey, you look like that guy that I saw in the fire yesterday!
Robo Patrick: Affirmative. Would you ever mind telling me what your name is, male sponge?
SpongeBob: Oh, my name’s SpongeBob. I’m late for boating school, though, so I should probably get going.
Robo Patrick: I see. My previous name was Patrick Star, but I am now known as Officer Robo Patrick.
SpongeBob: Hey, cool! See ya later! (He runs off)
Robo Patrick: I will notice you too, sometime today. (He runs off)
(A time card appears saying “6 hours later…”. We cut to SpongeBob running out of boating school.)
SpongeBob: Well, that sure was a long day. But it’ll all be worth it when I finally finish that boating test, starting tomorrow!
(Robo Patrick appears in front of SpongeBob)
Robo Patrick: Hello, SpongeBob. I recall seeing you earlier today.
SpongeBob: Oh, hi, Robo Patrick!
Robo Patrick: Would you like a ride home from school instead of walking and/or running?
SpongeBob: Yes, please!
Robo Patrick: Now climb onto my back, and we shall depart into the sky. (Jet thrusters come out of his hands)
SpongeBob: Whoa! (He hops on, and they fly in the sky into a cloud.)
(Cut back to SpongeBob telling the story)
SpongeBob: And that’s what would’ve happened if we never became friends! Pretty sweet, right, Patrick? Patrick?
(Patrick is seen asleep again)
SpongeBob: PATRICK!!!
Patrick: (He wakes up) What did I miss?
SpongeBob: Ok, so you see…
(SpongeBob retells the story as the episode ends)
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