Rabsbabies

Rabsbabies is the DVD replacement for the banned episode "Squiddard, the Choir Boy". In this episode, Evil Mr. Rabs attempts to make baby spray, so he can turn Mr. Rabs and RongeRob into babies, stealing the formula amidst the chaos.
==Transcript==
* [The episode begins with Evil Mr. Rabs at his restaurant.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I think I just might've come up with the PERFECT plan to steal the Rabby Patty formula! After all these years, YOU WILL BE MINE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
* [Bubble Transition to the Barg N' Mart]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: [Humming]
* [He looks to the audience]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I'm just gettin' some ingredients for my "Baby" potion!
* [Transition to the front of the line at the store]
* Cashier: That'll be $15.89.
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Ok!
* [Suddenly, he sees Mr. Rabs and RongeRob walking by, outside the window.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: [To himself] Mr. Rabs, and his little friend RongeRob. They walk now, so jolly. How foolish of them. Soon, I will steal the formula and destroy Bikini Bottom!
* Cashier: Sir, you're holding up the line!
* Fred: Hey, hurry it up!
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Oh, sorry! [He walks outside]
* [Suddenly, Squiddard Music walks by]
* Squiddard Music: After that, I don't think I'll ever be the same...
* [Evil Mr. Rabs slams the door open, hitting Squiddard]
* Squiddard Music: Oooowwwww....
* [Bubble transition to his restaurant]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: [Mixing Ingredients] Aha! The "Baby" potion! Soon, I'll turn Mr. Rabs and his idiot frycook into little babies, and steal the formula! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
* Plankton! (Episode): I think there's a small issue...
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What could it be?
* Plankton! (Episode): You can't just walk into the shack! You're gonna have to trap Mr. Rabs!
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Ah, I see. I know how to get Mr. Rabs here... heh-heh-heh....
* [Transition to The Patty Shack]
* Mr. Rabs: Oh? What's this?
* [Mr. Rabs, turns into Mr. Zabs, and sniffs the floor, following a trail of Meth]
* Mr. Zabs (Rabs): Finally! I got all of the Meth! Now, I can get-Huh? Why am I in this phone booth?
* [Suddenly, Evil Mr. Rabs pops out and spray Mr. Zabs (Rabs) with the "Baby" spray.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: MUHAHAHAHA! Now, with Mr. Rabs as a baby, all I have to do is turn RongeRob into a baby!
* [Cut to The Patty Shack]
* RongeRob: Mr. Rabs? Where'd he go? Normally he doesn't just disappear like this. I bet this is one of Evil Mr. Rabs evil schemes again!
* [Suddenly, Evil Mr. Rabs jumps through the window, and sprays RongeRob]
* RongeRob: Oh no!
* [Now, the two of them are babies.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Heheheheh! My plan can't possibly fail!
* [Cut to outside, there's a big crowd around RongeRob and Mr. Rabs]
* Kuromi: Aw, ain't cha just ADORABLE?
* [Cut back to The Patty Shack]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I won't need this anymore!
* [He throws the Baby spray outside, however it hits it's lid, turning everybody outside into babies also]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: [Inside The Patty Shack] Now that I have the formula, I'll just walk back to my restaurant and-
* [He notices what happened outside]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Dear god! There's a bunch of.... CHILDREN!
* EDP445: I know! [He licks his lips]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Gross...
* [He attempts to step around the babies, like it is a minefield]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: [Steps on drool] Yuck!
* [He sees a baby Kuromi drooling]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Get out of here!
* [He kicks her into space]
* [Cut to The Bikini Bottom Police Department]
* Cop #1: [Humming]
* [Suddenly, Baby Kuromi lands outside of the building]
* Kuromi: WAAAAAAAAA!!!!
* Cop #1: Dear god! Somebody just threw this baby! I gotta figure out who threw this baby!
* [He looks at this episode's transcript]
* Cop #1: Evil Mr. Rabs...
* [Cut to The Patty Shack]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: B-b-b-b-but I didn't do anything wrong!
* Cop #1: Tell it to the judge, Rabber!
* [Fade to black]
* [End.]
== Deleted Scene ==
* [Transition to Mr. Rabs 2.0's Fancy Guns]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Hello, sir! What would you like to buy?
* Evil Mr. Rabs (disguised): One Pistol, please!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: [Gets the gun] Wait a minute... I recognize you!
* Evil Mr. Rabs (disguised): Uhhh...
* [Cut to Evil Mr. Rabs being kicked out]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: And stay out!
* Evil Mr. Rabs: If I can't get a gun, I'll have to do something else.
* [Suddenly, he gets an idea, after seeing a phone booth]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Wait a minute...
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