Teamwork

Teamwork is the 18th episode of Basket Sponge. It aired on February 15, 2015.
==Plot==
LeBron wants Mr. Krabs and Plankton to overcome their differences in order to work better on the court.
==Transcript==
A customer walks into the Krusty Krab.
Customer: I'd like to order 1 Krabby Patty please.
Squidward: Can I have a name for the order?
Customer: Peter.
Peter Griffin enters the restaurant.
Peter Griffin: Someone say Peter???
Squidward: Not you, Peter. Another Peter.
Peter Griffin: Aww, shoot!
Peter Pan flies into the restaurant.
Peter Pan: This Peter? Here we goooooooooo! Netherland, here we-
Squidward: (shoots him in the heart with a pistol)
Peter Pan: (drops dead on the floor)
Squidward: We need the cleanup crew!
Krabs: (comes out of his office) The cleanup crew is YOU, Mr. Squidward! Here's a mop!
Squidward: Barnacles! This is the 7th dead body this week!
Krabs: It was your fault all 7 times, Mr. Squidward.
Squidward: Mermaid Man was NOT my fault! He was old and had it coming!
Krabs: Fine. 6 times. Now get to cleanin'!
SpongeBob: Order for Peter!
Customer: Thanks, sir. (takes the Krabby Patty)
Peter Griffin: (awkwardly standing) Ummm, where's the bathroom?
Krabs: Get the hell out!!!!
Peter Griffin: (bolts out the door)
Krabs: Stupid crossover characters! You'd think they'd learn a thing or two. (he points to his office, where he has a collection of dead crossover characters; Yogi Bear is mounted on his wall; Bugs Bunny's two rabbit feet are on his desk; the skeletons of Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble are seen; Mickey Mouse's head is mounted on the wall)
Squidward: (holding Peter Pan's body) Want this one mounted on your wall, sir?
Krabs: Just the clothes. And take his wallet also!
Meanwhile, Plankton busts into the Krusty Krab.
Plankton: KRABS!!! It's that time of the month!!!!!!
Krabs: Plankton, how many times do I have to tell you? You're a GUY!
Plankton: Wrong time of the month!!!
Krabs: The time where you come to take the Krabby Patty secret formula?
Plankton: You guessed it! (presses a control button, which launches a rocket at Krabs)
Krabs: (steps out of the way)
The rocket crashes into a secret safe, which destroys the secret formula.
Plankton: Whoops....guess I didn't think that through.
Krabs: (laughing) Arg! Arg! Arg! Arg! Nice goin', Plankton!
Plankton: This isn't a win for you either, KRABS! Your formula is HISTORY!!!
Krabs: Nonsense, Plankton. I've got it all up here! (points to his head)
Plankton: Your intestines?
Krabs: No, here! (points to his head)
Plankton: Your kidney stone?
Krabs: No, here!!!! (points to his head)
Plankton: Your bladder?
Krabs: Oh, for Neptune's sake, get out!
[Scene cuts to Plankton being kicked across the street from the Krusty Krab to the Chum Bucket]
Plankton: (crashes through Chum Bucket ceiling)
Karen: Another failed attempt at stealing the Krabby Patty formula?
Plankton: Shut up, you worthless computer!
Karen: I'm not a computer, I'm your wife!
Plankton: So SHUT UP AND MAKE ME DINNER!!!!!!
Karen: You fail at everything, Plankton. You're a failure of a husband, a restaurant owner, a criminal mastermind, AND a basketball player.
Plankton: Hey! I do NOT fail at basketball!
Karen: Really, Plankton? You're microscopic!
Plankton: So....?
Karen: How about I show you a brief montage of what I'm talking about. (her screen turns into a video montage of Plankton sitting the bench in every game; when he finally gets to play in some games, he is quickly stepped on and squished by multiple people)
Plankton: Wow...I really AM a failure. (sniff)
Karen: Don't take it personally, dear. You just....suck at everything.
Plankton: I refuse to accept it! Karen, hand me......the steroids.
Karen: Uh-oh...no......not the steroids. Anything but the steroids!
Plankton: I'm doin' it. Hand me the STEROIDS!!!!
Karen: Plankton, don't do it!
Plankton: I said HAND ME THE STEROIDS!!!!!
Karen: I can't do it!
Plankton: DO WHAT I COMMAND!!!!!
Karen: No, literally. I have no hands.
Plankton: Oh, good point. (opens a cabnet, takes some steroids)
Karen: (gasps, waiting for him to transform)
Plankton: Yes! I can feel myself changing already!!!!
Karen: Oh boy......
Plankton: ...........
Tiny biceps appear on Plankton's thin arms.
Plankton: That's it?! No growth??? I wanna be big and strong!!!
Karen: Hahah! You're a hopeless case, Plankton. Not even steroids can help you!
Plankton: (sigh) Oh well.
Karen: You have a game tomorrow, Plankton. Just try your best. That's all that matters in the end.
Plankton: Eh, shut up!!! (chucks a throwing knife at her screen)
Karen: If I could feel pain, that would hurt immensely!
[The Next Day]
Plankton: (arrives before the game) I'm fired up, Coach! Who are we playing?
LeBron: The Daisy Town Dandelions. They're the weakest, wimpiest team in the entire league. And we lost against them last time we played them.
Larry: Yeah, that was pretty embarrassing.
Squidward: How'd we even lose against them?
Larry: You all played like shit. I was the only important person on the court! As usual!
Krabs: (under his breath) Larry, you arrogant little....
Larry: (turns around) What was that, Krabs?
Krabs: You're acting like Plankton! Annoying and irritating!
SpongeBob: (whispering) That means the same thing, Mr. Krabs.
Squidward: (eating popcorn) Entertainment at it's finest!
Larry: (picks up Patrick)
Patrick: Duh, what are you doing, Larry?
Larry: Teaching Old Man Krablegs here a lesson!
Patrick: Oh, goodie! I love lessons! I never went to school! I went to Juvenile Prison instead! My mom said it was the safest path for me to take!
Larry: (shoves Patrick down Mr. Krabs' throat)
Krabs: (begins choking to death)
LeBron: (pulls Patrick out of Krabs' throat) Larry, don't choke your teammates before a game!
Larry: (grunt) Fine!
LeBron: Now, everyone, time to get focused. The game starts in 5 minutes. Everyone needs to play the best they can! If we play good enough, we can easily crush them!
Larry: That means don't play like shit!
SpongeBob: Will do!
Patrick: I like trains!
Squidward: I don't care.
LeBron: Great! Let's get out there and kick butt!
The team starts getting ready.
Plankton: Krabs, you called me annoying and irritating back there?
Krabs: Well duh! You've been after me Krabby Patty formula for 20 years!
Plankton: (sniff) Such harsh words.
Krabs: Man up, Plankton. I don't like you. That's just life.
LeBron: Plankton, come sit the bench. The game's about to start.
Plankton: (sigh) Okay.
Krabs: (whispering) I still like you more than Larry, though.
Larry: What was that?!
Krabs: Nothing!
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Krabs, and Larry get on the court, while Plankton is on the bench.
The Daisy Town Dandelions also enter the court.
Referee: (blows the whistle) Begin!
Larry wins the jump ball, and dribbles down the court.
Opposing Player: (plays defense on Larry)
Larry: Stop guarding me! You annoying piece of crap! (punches the player in the face)
The crowd gasps.
Referee: Intentionally punching opposing player in the face! You are ejected from the match!
Larry: Say what?
SpongeBob: (whispering) That means go sit the bench.
Larry: WHAT????? You can't kick ME out of the game! I'm to important!
LeBron: Calm down, Larry. Come here to the bench and cool down.
Larry: NOOO!!!! You'll be hearing from my lawyers!
LeBron: Larry! It's just a game! And you DID punch somebody!
Larry: I don't care. This is NOT over. (leaves the gym)
LeBron: Well.....Plankton, I geuss this means you have to take his place.
Plankton: Really? Me?
LeBron: Yeah, you're the only sub we have. And we need 5 players.
Plankton: Yes! I get to play! (runs onto the court) This is gonna be awesome!
LeBron: You'll do great, Plankton!
Plankton: I can do it!!!!
LeBron: (facepalm) It's all over now.
The game continues.
Krabs is now the point guard.
SpongeBob: I'm open, Mr. Krabs!
Krabs: No you're not, lad!
Squidward: I'm open!
Krabs: Neither are you, Mr. Squidward!
Patrick: (cuts his stomach open with a chainsaw) I'm open!!!!
Krabs: Technically you are open, but not the right kind of open!
Plankton is so small, the opposing team doesn't know where he is.
Plankton: Krabs! Right here! They can't see me! I'm open!
Krabs: Eh.....suddenly, SpongeBob looks pretty open. (chucks the ball at SpongeBob)
The other team steals the ball.
Plankton: Krabs! He wasn't open! I was!
Krabs: Yeah, but I don't wanna pass to you.
Plankton: Oh yeah? Why not?
Krabs: Because you're YOU!
Plankton: Oh yeah? Is that a challenge?
LeBron: (yelling from the sideline) Krabs!!! Plankton!!! Stop fighting and keep playing!
Krabs: (ignoring LeBron) Well, tiny sea scum, if ya wanna fight right here and now, you're on!
Plankton: Somebody's about to get creamed!
Krabs: And it's YOU!!!
Plankton: Oh yeah?
Krabs and Plankton tackle eachother and turn into a fighting ball of dust.
LeBron: Both of you stop fighting on the court and PLAY!!!!!
[The next morning, at practice]
Squidward: Well, the Daisy Town Dandelions have defeated us once again.
SpongeBob: And this time, it's all Mr. Krabs and Plankton's fault!
Patrick: I wanna eat someone's face!
LeBron: Technically if we had Larry we could've won, but he got disqualified.
Squidward: …..nobody cares about Larry.
SpongeBob: True.
Patrick: Where is he anyway?
Squidward: Probably filing a lawsuit against the opposing team.
LeBron: If Mr. Krabs and Plankton would've focused on playing basketball, rather than killing eachother, we could've still won the game!
Krabs: Hey! It's not my fault I get pestered by that lower lifeform of a sea fungus!
Plankton: Who you callin' fungus? (pulls down Krabs' pants, revealing fungus all over his lower areas)
The team screams.
Krabs: (pulls up his pants) You're dead, Plankton! (stomps on Plankton)
Plankton: Ah!!! Kiss my barnacle, KRABS!!!!
LeBron: Krabs! Plankton! ENOUGH!!!!
The two of them grew silent.
LeBron: Ever since the first game of the season, you two have been fighting!
Krabs: Because we hate eachother.
Plankton: And wanna kill eachother.
LeBron: You can kill eachother on your own time. When you're playing basketball, you need to work together.
Krabs: Pfff! As if!!! I would never work with that tiny piece of garbage!
Plankton: Your MOM's a tiny piece of garbage!
Krabs: Nobody talks about my mom! (stomps on Plankton)
LeBron: See what I mean, you two? The tournament is in less than a month, and you're more focused on fighting than winning the basketball games.
Krabs: Sorry, Coach.
Plankton: Yeah, we really should try to work harder.
LeBron: I'm gonna teach you guys a little something called-
SpongeBob: Teamwork! (the word 'Teamwork' appears in the air)
LeBron: No, punishment. (the word 'Punishment' appears in the air)
Krabs: What are you gonna do?
Plankton: Hang us upside down by our toenails?
LeBron: Worse.
Krabs: Feed us to the pelicans?
LeBron: Even worse.
Krabs: Oh no....you don't mean.........make us KISS????
Plankton: ….....
LeBron: What? No! I'm locking the two of you alone in the gym all night.
Plankton: Noooooo!!!!!!! We'll have to repopulate the gym!!!!!!!!
Plankton imagines a vision of him and Krabs sitting in the gym, with thousands of crab/Plankton babies crying and crawling around the gym.
Krabs: Noooo!!!! That's a nightmare!
LeBron: Good luck! Cuz you two are staying here all day and all night!
SpongeBob: Bye, Mr. Krabs! Bye Plankton!
Squidward: I don't care.
They exit. LeBron locks the door behind him.
Krabs: …....wanna start populating?
Plankton: Ummmmm, no.
Krabs: Good! Cuz that's crazy! I didn't want to either.....
Plankton: Good.....
Krabs: So, we'll be here for atleast 24 hours. What do you wanna do?
Plankton: I wanna get out of here! I'm calling my wife to come bust us out of here!
[Scene cuts to Karen sitting in the Chum Bucket]
Karen: My life is so boring.
The phone rings.
Karen: (answers) Chum Bucket residents.
Plankton: Karen! Baby! It's me, Plankton! LeBron locked me in the gym with Krabs! It's horrible! I need you to come down and here and get me!
Karen: Oh.....tee-hee......I can't, because, uh....it's that time of the month.
Plankton: You're a computer, KAREN!!!!!
Karen: Oops, we appear to be breaking up. (hangs up)
Plankton: Barnacles!
Krabs: Well, I could just call MY girlfriend.
Plankton: That'll never work! …....but go ahead and do it, please.
[Scene cuts to Mrs. Puff sitting in a hot tub]
Mrs. Puff: (answers her phone) Hello?
Krabs: Mrs. Puff! Darling! Could ya come down here to the Bikini Bottom Gym? I'm kinda locked in here.
Mrs. Puff: I would, but I'm naked in a hot tub.
Krabs: Even better! Come on down! Heh-heh!
Mrs. Puff: (annoyed) Besides, it's 8 am. Aren't you at basketball practice? You're supposed to be in the gym. Nice try! (hangs up)
Krabs: (sigh)
Plankton: Any luck?
Krabs: What do you think?
Plankton: Well we wouldn't even BE here if it wasn't for YOU!
Krabs: MY fault? Clearly, this is YOUR fault!
Plankton: You wanna go?
Krabs and Plankton begin to attack eachother.
Patrick: (comes out of the storage closet)
Krabs: Patrick? What are you doing in here?
Patrick: I came out of the closet!
Plankton: Don't say it like that, please.
Patrick: But I-
Plankton: Just don't.
Krabs: Why were you in the closet?
Patrick: I wanted to eat the cleanup supplies.
Plankton: I thought you left with the others.
Patrick: Nope. Been here the whole time!
Krabs: Well, yer stuck here for a while!
Patrick: So, you two populated the gym yet?
Krabs: Grrr, that won't be necessary, Patrick!
Patrick: Awww, come on!
Plankton: I'm just gonna watch BlooTube videos on my phone.
BlooTube Video
Fish: I like trains. (gets run over by a train)
The End
Plankton: Hahah! That never gets old!
Patrick: I like trains too.
Krabs: ......does it feel like the ground is rumbling?
Plankton: Hey, I feel it too!
A train breaks through the gym and tumbles over Patrick.
Patrick: (flatted) Ouch....
Krabs and Plankton run outside.
Krabs: You did it, Patrick! You freed us!
Plankton: And it's all thanks to a BlooTube video!
Krabs: I still hate you, Plankton.
Plankton: Same for you, old friend.
Larry the Lobster suddenly appears before them. He has an army of policemen with guns.
Larry: Wahahahahh! Surrender, Krabs! You too, Plankton!
Krabs: Da hell? What are you doing?
Larry: Well, I tried suing the other team. Didn't work. I tried suing the referee. Didn't work. I tried suing the president. Didn't work. So, I just offered these policemen $500,000,000 if they agreed to help me take over Bikini Bottom!
Plankton: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Police Officer: Put your hands up!
Plankton: Yes sir!
Krabs: Larry, you don't even have $500,000,000!
Larry: They don't need to know that!
Plankton: Dude, you're twisted.
Larry: Officers, fire!
The officers fire at Krabs and Plankton.
Krabs: Plankton, I never thought I'd say this, but we have to get rid of them....together.
Plankton: You're right, Krabs. Let's get 'em!
Krabs and Plankton charge at the policemen.
Krabs: (picks up Plankton, and throws him at one of the officers)
Plankton: (bites the officer's nose)
Policeman: Aaaahhhhh!!!!
Krabs: (punches one in the stomach, and takes their gun)
Plankton: (steals another cop's gun)
The two of them begin shooting, as the cops run away screaming.
Larry: What? Come back here! All of you! My reign of havoc isn't over!
Krabs: (points his gun at Larry) Put your hands up, Larry.
Larry: No one tells me what to do!
Plankton: (points his gun at Larry as well)
Larry: (puts his hands up) Okay, sheesh!
Krabs: Now, let's call some REAL cops!
[5 minutes later]
Deputy Jones: (puts handcuffs on Larry, and hauls him away)
Larry: You haven't seen the last of me!
Deputy Jones: Tell it to the judge, lobster breath! (throws him in the car)
Larry: I will!
Deputy Jones: (turns to Krabs and Plankton) And thank you for reporting those other cops who accepeted Larry's bribe. They will be fired and placed in prison.
Krabs: No problem, Officer.
Plankton: But, uh, is there a REWARD? (wink)
Deputy Jones: …..stay out of trouble. (gets in the car, and leaves)
Krabs: Well, we saved the day, Plankton!
Plankton: Yep, Ol' Krabs, I'd say we did!
Krabs: Ya know, we actually make a pretty good team.
Plankton: I hate to say it, but I think we do!
The two of them shake hands.
Krabs: And it's all because of........wait, was that word Coach was talking about?
Plankton: I can't remember....
LeBron: (from a couple yards away) PUNISHMENT!!!!!!!
Krabs: Heh-heh......now I remember.
LeBron: I can't believe you two tried to ESCAPE the gym!
Plankton: (gulp)
[Scene cuts to both Krabs and Plankton hanging upside down on a tree by their toenails]
Krabs: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plankton: WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LeBron: Both of you man up! That's how my momma used to punish me! (points to his bare feet, revealing he has no toenails left)
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