Dead-icated to A Died-Hard Fanatic

==Description==
This is a special episode dedicated to a died-hard fanatic... to all our died-hard fanatics.
AIRED ON: APRIL 22, 2018
==Deaths==
Death #	Event Name 	Date 	Place 	Circumstances of Death
2109 	Died-Hard Fanatic 	April 15, 2010 	Syracuse, New York 	A young man, know to be epileptic and a "spas," is having his latest recording of 1000 Ways to Die converted to digital for his fan site. His excitement over the latest episode triggers an abnormally violent grand mall seizure that disrupts his heartbeat and breathing before spasms cause him to snap his neck.
1220 	C-Sharp or B-Flat (aka Piano Concerto in Major Pain)	August 2, 1931 	New York City 	Piano movers are trying to lift a baby-grand up to a fifth-floor apartment using a rooftop rig normally used by window cleaners. A old crank begins ranting at the movers until the rope snaps. The crank looks up in time to see the piano land on his head, crushing him.
5994 	Myth-flustered 	October 3, 2003 	San Francisco, California	While attempting to show if cell phones cause fires at gas stations, a special-effects expert performs a small-scale test with a small cube filled with gasoline vapors. He ignites the vapors, but the explosion creates a fireball that he inhales, burning his lungs, and an eyebrow.
4555 	Pyrrhic Pressure 	276 BC 	Argos, Greece 	Famed warrior Pyrrhic of Epicurus is known for his victories despite heavy losses. While fighting in Argos, his is hit by a roofing tile thrown by an old woman. He is stunned, which allowed an arrive soldier to kill him.
9900 	Enlightenment (aka Burning for Justice) 	July 22, 2002 	Islamabad, Afghanistan 	A Buddhist monk blocks the entrance to a mosque run by a Muslim warlord who had been terrorizing his shrine. The monk had doused himself with gasoline while the Muslims were gathering for morning prayer. When the warlord shows up, the monk strikes a match and drops it in his lap, setting himself on fire. The warlord tried to stop the monk but starts burning himself, screaming in agony while the monk remained silent. As the mosque burns down, the Muslims pray to the monk as a martyr.
5223 	Mortar-fiend 	February 11, 2007	Istanbul, Turkey 	A riot breaks loose over a murdered teenager in the streets. Riot police arrive to corral the crowd but one of the rioters brings a cannon from his grandfather. He goes to light it but get's bumped by a patron, causing his arm to be stuck in the chamber. He pulls it out in time but is decapitated by the cannonball.
9446 	Bored Stiff (aka Bored of Education) 	October 18, 2007 	Campaign, IL 	
A history professor drones on about the Great Depression, causing several students to fall asleep. One young man's heartbeat and breathing slows down dramatically until they stop completely. Nobody notices until after class when the other students try to wake him.
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