Literature Library (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== Reading A Book ==
Pyro: "Hello, everyone. Do you like reading books? I do. It's what I do during my spare time. I love all genres equally."
Iron: "It's our main method of lulling ourselves to sleep. Even Aqua, while his mother commands a ship reads a book during his spare time."
Aqua: "Actually, I only do so for the pictures."
Pyro: "Here's a true story of how we had fun in a library."
== Ring Intro ==
Pyro: "Once upon a time, we were in..."
The title card appeared
== Episode ==
Pyro: she was reading Dante's Inferno "Why did the human who wrote this think that the center of Earth is a frozen lake? Isn't the center of Earth supposed to be hot? And why is it called Inferno if it depicts the center of Earth as a frozen lake?"
Iron: "Because it's mythical, and it was written in Earth's 1300s. They only found out about Earth's center being hot in the 1930s."
Pyro: "Mhm."
Iron: "And how about Mobian literature?"
Pyro: "Looks like there is one book from Sally."
Iron: "Ooh! That's nice!"
Pyro: "It's propaganda against Eggman. Typical."
Aqua: "And here's my Mom's autobiography!"
Pyro: "And Phantom Tollbooth?"
Aqua: "THE PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH?"
Pyro: "What? You like that book too?"
Aqua: "Definitely!"
Pyro: "That's one of the weirdest stories I've read."
Aqua: "And I love it."
Librarian: she shushes the three
Aqua: "What kind of library is it if we can't talk at all?"
Librarian: "It is what all libraries do."
Pyro: "I caught you talking!"
Iron: "Now I caught you talking."
Aqua: he holds a sign that says "I caught you talking!"
Pyro: "Phew. No infinite loop."
Aqua: he holds a sign that says "If it weren't for my signs, it would've created another."
Librarian: "And by the way, I am a Librarian, I can control anyone in the library except my employees."
Aqua: he had an annoyed face
3 Hours Later...
Pyro, Iron, and Aqua: they were sleeping on the bean bags
Dream Sequence
Pyro: she wakes up "Oh! I slept! Right! Wait a second, why is everything bigger?"
Iron and Aqua: "Hello, Pyro!"
Aqua: "By the way did you know that the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep have the same melody?"
Pyro: "What is this? A Mongoose Sisters cartoon?"
Mice from a book run away from Pyro
Pyro: "Mmm! Mice!" she chases after the mice
The mice put Pyro in another book
Pyro: "Where am I?"
Poet: "Join us in our journey through the Inferno."
Pyro: "Uh, no thanks."
Poet: "I mean who would even go to this place? Unless you want to be in the lowest circle, though it doesn't make sense nowadays, since Earth's core has to be hot instead of cold."
Pyro: "How did you get that knowledge if you were from the 1300s on Earth?"
Poet: "Well, the people in heaven gave me the power to know that."
Pyro: "Bye." she runs away from the book and goes to the Animal Farm book
Leader Pig: "No animal shall sleep on a bed with sheets."
Pyro: "4 legs good, 2 legs bad? Well, I'm a Mobian, and maybe you're from Earth, but have you considered gorillas and monkeys?"
Leader Pig: "Well, they aren't farm animals, though."
Pyro: "Oh."
Iron: "Well, you want to build the windmill? You've got it." he uses his telekinesis to build a windmill "There you go, book's over, let's go to the next one."
The two went to the next book along with Aqua
Aqua: "Yep, this is it. Dictionopolis."
Pyro: "If I remember correctly, in the King's castle, a banquet is food."
Aqua: "Where's Iron?"
Pyro: "Probably Digitopolis."
Aqua: "Let's go to the castle."
The two went to the castle and said words of food
People served them food shaped like the words they said
Pyro: "Now that's delicious art."
The two ate the food
Digitopolis
Iron: "Why do we have to mine for numbers? This place is the worst, and the food they serve makes me hungry."
Math Wizard: "Well, it's because in here, we get hungry as we eat, and we get full after a while."
Iron: "I'm leaving this place. I'm leaving this book!" he flies away from the book, but Pyro and Aqua pull his quills
Aqua: "Go to Dictionopolis, then. It's more fun there."
Iron: "I've gone there before you did and you get punished just for saying numbers there. So I'd rather go to neither of these places and leave this book."
Pyro: "OK."
The three left the book
Pyro: "We'd rather go to the section of children's books."
Iron: "To the children's book we go!"
The three go to the children's books section and jump into them
Aqua: "What is this?"
Twice-Ler: "I am going to make Clay Cloth! It can turn into anything, and it's simple to convert them! I have to use the trees' leaves."
Aqua: "That place looks pretty bad. Remember, if you're so greedy, why don't you take plant more of these Fluffy Trees and take care of them so that you can make more of your Clay Cloths?"
Thorax: "Yeah, Twice-Ler! If you want to make more of these, you have to take care of these. And besides, you don't even need to cut them! Unless you don't have a ladder. Even then, only cut one tree and use its wood to make a ladder. Maybe you don't even need to do that because you're so rich and you can buy a ladder at a nearby store."
Twice-Ler: "OK, you got it. Maybe I'll leave your forest alone once I get a ton of seeds to make my own Fluffy Tree farm."
Thorax: "Then take them all and promise to be careful. You have the money to buy more of these farms."
Twice-Ler: "OK! I'll close down this factory and move somewhere else and make sure farms harvest the fruits and leaves of the Fluffy Trees."
Narrator: "And the Twice-Ler was able to continue his business perpetually. Next scene, please!"
Top Hat Cat
Pyro: "Hey, look at that! The Top Hat Cat is doing a lot of things!"
Top Hat Cat: he juggles the cabinet, piano, and bookshelf
Pyro: "Strong cat. I wish I was that strong."
Kids: "Whoa! That guy must be really interesting! Thanks for curing our boredom!"
Thingies: they fly kites around the house and knock over the fish bowl
Pyro: she gasps and catches the fish bowl "I'm out." she goes out
Morton Hears A Where
Iron: "Oh, I remember this story!"
Morton: "Hey, you kangaroo! Please don't get my clover!"
Kangaroo: "That clover is turning kids into delinquents! I should get rid of it!"
Morton: "There are people inside one of its specks."
Kangaroo: "Don't be so ridiculous."
Morton: "I'm serious! A person is a person no matter how small!"
Iron: "You know, if you want to put the speck in a safer place, how about an actually safe place? Maybe on top of a tree, but more preferably inside a container." he used his telekinesis to get a basket and puts the speck inside it
The kids still went to it
Kangaroo: "Destroy that speck."
Morton: "Is killing people the way?"
Iron: "Uh, sorry, I don't have time for you. But if you want the Whats to be heard by everyone, then why don't they invent planes to be heard even through the clouds? Maybe even a spring would be fine."
The mayor What's child yelled at the cloud and everyone can be heard
Kangaroo: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know people were alive in there."
Iron: "See, Morton, please be careful with where you put your specks next time. Put it in a basket. A container. Anywhere safe."
Morton: "OK!"
Iron: he went out of the book
The three kids met up
Pyro: "Hello!"
Iron: "Hello!"
Aqua: "That was weird, yet awesome. We changed the biggest plot holes of our stories!"
Pyro: "Except mine."
Aqua: "I don't remember if there were any over there to begin with."
Iron: "Again, why are we doing this?"
Pyro: "To make an adventure in our dream. It has been boring today."
Iron: "Well, at least we're helping out people in our dreams."
Aqua: "I'm thirsting for more adventure. More books to go in, please, librarian. Books that are from our world."
Librarian: she puts down a lot of biographies and autobiographies
Aqua: "Seriously? What is this? Sally, Jewel, and Lanolin wrote all of those?"
Librarian: "They were about the lives of Sonic and friends when they were younger."
Aqua: "Let's go inside."
The kids go inside of the books
Amy's Biography
Pyro: "Hmm, this looks like a neat place."
Younger Amy: "I'm trying to practice my magic! Hi, though!"
Pyro: "Why?"
Younger Amy: "Because I want to be considered Sonic's equal. Tails already is considered just that. Knuckles too! But I am determined to be in his group of equals."
Pyro: "Your determination is great. Keep it up. One day you will be as powerful as the three of them are. I am from the future of the Sol Dimension, and I know friends from the future of Mobius. Ask them."
Younger Amy: "I guess I kept the Time Stones for a reason."
Pyro: "But you're not our Amy. You're the Amy in a book written by the Sally in our world who knows the Amy in our world very well."
Younger Amy: "Hmm..."
Pyro: "I'm going to the next biography."
Younger Amy: "See you in therapy!"
Pyro: she went out of the book
Tails' Biography
Iron: "So, what are you doing?"
Younger Tails; "What is a white hedgehog doing in my lab? Oh, I think it's probably because of my portal working."
Iron: "But I'm from the future Sol Dimension."
Younger Tails: "Then where did you come from?"
Iron: "From the book. You're from the book, although you are close with the real Tails and his past."
Younger Tails: "Time travel, of course it has to be time travel."
Iron: "No. This book you're in is about the past of our Tails when he was 13."
Younger Tails: "I'm not that easy to confuse. But thanks to you, you gave me an identity crisis. Unless what you're saying is untrue. In that case, I will see you in therapy!"
Iron: "Well, I've got to have a little fun, don't I?" he exits the book
Knuckles' Biography
Aqua: "This biography is pretty boring."
Knuckles: "Wait, what biography? Explain."
Aqua: "You're the Knuckles from a biography. You were Knuckles when he was 21."
Knuckles: "Get out."
Aqua: "OK!" he exits the book
Knuckles: "See you in therapy."
Library
Pyro: "Hmm... not as boring as I thought."
Iron: "What happens if we rewrite a story by changing some words?"
Aqua: "Genius idea, Iron. Let's try rewriting a story in this library."
Sarah: "Hello!"
Aqua: "Princess Sarah of the Acorn Kingdom? How did you get here?"
Sarah: "I'm from the Kids of Mobius comics! Remember, I am the mascot of the comic series."
Cake: "And the writer of our first issue made it so that Cream actually tries to shoot us with a gun!"
Aqua: "Holy moly! Is that comic just made to ruin her?"
Iron: he uses his telekinesis to get a pencil, a pen, and a lot of coloring materials and adds a part where Cream trying shooting the Prower Sisters with a gun turns out to be Shadow doing so
Pyro: "Well, at least it makes sense, since the Prower Sisters can't be defeated through brute force. Shadow has to be smart to defeat them."
Aqua: "Cream is mostly pacifistic and definitely wouldn't want to kill anyone, let alone kill her daughters."
Blaze: "Hello, kids!"
Pyro: "Mom! Why are you so much bigger than me?"
Silver: "Wait, I hear someone speaking, but it's a faint voice."
Pyro: "It's your daughter, Pyro!"
Iron: "And I'm your son, Iron."
Aqua: "And I'm Marine's son, Aqua."
Silver: he sees the trio
Blaze: "Oh! They're adorable. I'd love to have them, please."
Librarian: "OK!"
Pyro, Iron, and Aqua: they scream as Blaze grabs them with her hand as the screen cuts to black
Outside the Dream...
Pyro: "Why are we in another room?"
Iron: "I don't remember going to the dentist before sleeping."
Librarian: "You sleeping was part of my plan. I am participating in the Best Dream contest. I brought you to this room so that you could sleep and so that I could get your dreams and show them to the host of the contest."
Iron: "Wait, WHAT?"
Pyro: "Are you serious?"
Aqua: "Are you even a Librarian?"
Librarian: "No. I am actually..." she removes her disguise "DR. MILKWOMAN NEGA!"
Aqua: "MILKWOMAN?"
Pyro: "But why? Of course, you're evil, but why do you want to do this contest? Aren't you supposed to help Eggman Nega take over the world?"
Milkwoman Nega; "Hey, villains can live normal lives at times."
Pyro: "It's amazing how one of the most infamous villains in the Sol Dimension would be accepted into a contest."
Milkwoman Nega; "I have dreams, you know? I only became a villain because I want to get paid enough to open up an extremely popular dessert business. This is my chance to get the money I need to open up my dessert business."
Pyro: "Well, you have us. We could help you open up a dessert business."
Blaze, Silver, and Marine: "PYRO! IRON! AQUA! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!"
Pyro: "It's our parents!"
Marine: "Milkwoman Nega, let go of my son and my friends' kids."
Milkwoman Nega: "Well, sure. Why not? I was just getting their dreams so that I can be first place in the Best Dream contest to get the money I need to open up a dessert business."
Blaze: "You-"
Pyro: "Please, Mom! Can you please give her some money to open up a dessert business?"
Iron: "You are the queen, and you can stop her from doing all of her crimes by giving her the money needed for her dessert business."
Blaze: she sighs "I hate to do this, but..." she gives Milkwoman Nega Sun (Sol Dimension Currency)
Iron: "Thanks, Mom."
Silver: "I think that's a good decision."
Iron: "Now Eggman Nega is even weaker."
Later...
A lot of Solians bought brownies and cupcakes from Milkwoman Nega
Milkwoman Nega: "Thanks a lot. With my machinery, I am able to make a lot of these. Guess being Eggman Nega's assistant for a while helped me with my dessert business."
Blaze: "Why are you not regretting your actions yet?"
Milkwoman Nega: "Because I think my time with Eggman Nega helped me cater to dessert rushes with no problem."
Silver: "I, King Silver declare your dessert business as Royal Desserts."
Milkwoman Nega: "Hey, my name was gonna be Milky's Desserts."
Silver: "Well, so that all generations will have an idea that your brand existed due to royals in the first place, change it to Royal Desserts."
Milkwoman Nega; "OK!"
The End!
== Royal Desserts Infomercial ==
Milkwoman: "Welcome to Royal Desserts, everyone! My technology could make sure your orders are quick. And we have a lot of desserts! There are cakes, there are cookies, there are candies, custards, frozen treats, donuts, pies, puddings, pastries, and dessert sauces. Mix them up a little bit. And have some healthier options too. You can get a glass of milk for a quarter of a Mobium or Sun. You can get frozen yogurt too! We care for you, and we want to make sure we have a variety of options to cater to your tastes."
The commercial ended
Pyro: "Why an infomercial? Can't you just have an advertisement to introduce some mascot to kickstart your business?"
Milkwoman: "Maybe. But I can't think of one."
Pyro: "How about 10 mascots that all represent the 10 types of products you sell?"
Milkwoman: "OK! Thanks, princess."
Pyro: "You're welcome."
The End!
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