Afghan

He is just an Afghan watching chaos in the UnUniverse on a TV while eating Popcorn, that's all.
==Backstory==
Afghan used to be a cheese in 1500 then the he found the existent of Afghanistan, then he was so impressed by Afghanistan that he became a Afghan ever since August 8, 1919 and then later in life, Afghan was walking down the street of Kabul To buy meat for his family, then he saw a terrorist attack caused by the Countryhumans along with the assistant of (not to be confused with you) that killed 39 people so they can get the Afghans to support Bowser's takeover of Africa and frame The Crystal Alliance (T.C.A.). It convinced most of the Afghans to fight against the T.C.A. but a few Afghans didn't believe it, and Afghan was one of them because of the disguise that was basically a Countryhuman Militia Uniform, with the T.C.A. logo taped on the clothing and the equipment that even isn't the remotely correct T.C.A Uniform, that he got from Google Images with the checkerboard he still had on it. Anyways back to the backstory. Afghan vowed to get revenge by getting a AKV and committing genocide on the countryhumans. But so far he unfortunately (or fortunately depends on who you are) forgot to do that for now and now lives on the couch and watches chaos in the UnUniverse in his TV.
== Trivia==
*He watches TV on a Shrek TV.
*His favorite chaotic person is Obama
*Afghan Rarely watches the news and when he does hes usually on the MEMRI network (which is pretty chaotic)
*He doesn't know 
*He speaks two languages, Persian and Broken English.