Men in Black meets Hancock: The Fascinating Vida of a Businessman

Men in Black meets Hancock: The Fascinating Vida of a Businessman is a 2014 Australian-British motion-capture superhero science fiction drama action film written, produced and directed by Craig Ferguson (who also stars in the film), and also written by Josh Singer, Paul Haggis, Emma Thompson (who also stars in the film) and Alex Garland and starring Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Craig Ferguson, Olivia Williams, Lenny Kravitz, Carey Mulligan, Michael Sheen, Nicole Kidman, Guy Pearce, Virginia Madsen, Saoirse Ronan, Emilia Clarke, Onni Tommila, Jack Gleeson, Leo McHugh Carroll, AnnaSophia Robb, Emma Watson, Charlie Tahan, Judi Dench, Emma Thompson, Jack Thompson, Laura Linney, J.K. Simmons, Tom Wilkinson, Hugh Laurie, Charles Dance, Ty Burrell, Danny Huston, Sam Neill, Felicity Huffman, Victor Garber, Ted Levine, Jim Broadbent, Ray Stevenson, with Eddie Marsan and Morgan Freeman as "God", Justin Timberlake as "The President of the United States". It tells the story of a Scottish vigilante superhero and also a washed-up and struggling, desperate businessman and banker and also owns a tasteful coffee shop, John Hancock (Ferguson) in Los Angeles whose reckless actions routinely cost the city millions of dollars as he looks after his wife (Williams), his twelve children (Sheen, Kidman, Ronan, Panettiere, Tommila, Gleeson, Tahan, McHugh Carroll, Robb, Pearce, Madsen and Watson), his bodyguard (Kravitz), his parents (Thompson and Laurie), his grandparents (Dench and Thompson), and his friends (Broadbent, Wilkinson and Dance) and teams up with Agent J (Smith) and K (Lee Jones). Eventually one person they saves, Ray Embrey (Burrell), makes it J and K's mission to change Hancock's public image for the better. Schreiber has described the film as "a superhero and business sci-fi drama action film with agents and clients and a Punch-Drunk Love type-story".
==Plot==
The film opens with John Hancock (Craig Ferguson), a businessman from Scotland working for a large insurance company in Los Angeles in a small cubicle telling an old lady on how she can't get her money. He tries to help by giving her ways on how he can't help her because of certain due to failed budget cuts. He tells the granny to pretend to cry and she leaves wailing. John says in a quiet look "What are you doing? What are you doing?" and replies in shoutless and angry look "What are you doing?!?!, Oh my word!. You are unbelievable!.", His boss John Wilson (Danny Huston) comes in and starts to yell at him how his customers always end up getting their money. John Hancock looks at him saying "am I doing anything illegal?" and John Wilson leaves in a huff as he says "because all business also does in Detroit, New York, our town and business company in Los Angeles and finally Atlanta.". as he leaves work, he drives in his Fiat flying car to space as the opening credits roll. To Build a Home - The Cinematic Orchestra is heard during the opening credits, after the opening credits John Hancock makes it home upset in his Fiat flying car. We learn that his home is a luxury space station in space (weird?), When he gets out with his breathing helmet, John Hancock goes inside as his bodyguard Johnson (Lenny Kravitz) opens the door for him (also wearing a breathing helmet) and take off his breathing helmet. we learn John Hancock has been a businessman of normal and routine. Everyday he showers for twenty-seven minutes, brushes for four, gargles for eight and flosses for seven. He then files the floss stacks his urine and notes its pH, Next after work he washes everything that has so far touched his body completes a 200-page book of bumper crosswords and watches eight episodes of Ray Mears' Extreme Survival on video tape and J. Edgar, Cross of Honour (Into the White) starring Rupert Grint, Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, The Congress starring Robin Wright and Hit & Miss starring Chloë Sevigny on DVD. Then it's midnight time for lunch before bed. Every midnight John eats the same meal - a freeze-dried vegetarian lasagna hermetically sealed for maximum life expectancy, toast, bananas and coffee for him to be normal, He has placed security cameras that feed him the house everywhere. He has a large flat screen in his room showing the dinner is prepared by his wife Shirley Hancock (Olivia Williams). we learn he has eight lovely teenage children Stella (Emilia Clarke), Tommi (Onni Tommila), Valli (Emma Watson), Robby (Leo McHugh Carroll), Laure (AnnaSophia Robb), Grey (Saoirse Ronan), Albert (Charlie Tahan) and Chris (Jack Gleeson) and four lovely adult children Ben (Michael Sheen), Parker (Nicole Kidman), Alexander (Guy Pearce) and Marie (Virginia Madsen) and we also learn this is the eve of their first 1st anniversary in Los Angeles since they moved from Scotland to the luxury space station we learn they live next door to the Atlantean Alliance, Shirley, upset at Chris, tries to tell John Hancock what he did. we learn that John said about Chris was "Chris the only one of the children won't give me a time of day to talk to him and doesn't listen to me.", John encourages the powers when Shirley doesn't because if anyone discovers John's superpowers they will be forced to relocate. They get all upset and the siblings start fighting. They go after each other and Shirley grabs the kids with her arms and complains the dad's not helping. He lifts the table up, all's at chaos and the doorbell rings. Everyone goes to their "average" way and sits at the table. John Hancock opens the door and its Agent J (Tommy Lee Jones) and Agent K (Will Smith), and you know for sure because Chris spits out water and Iceman freezes with Agent K's gun and catches it before it hits the ground. Agent J, Agent K and John Hancock go out because its their "bowling night" when in truth they sit in the car and listen accompanied by the voice-over of the Los Angeles police frequency, reporting a car chase in progress on the LA freeway. We are then given a shot of a white SUV being chased down the highway by a large squad of patrol cars. The German gang in the car proceeds to fire machine-guns wildly out of the car windows at their pursuers, and it seems that this chase will not be over any time soon. while a small child begins poking at their window and they opened the window asks for what, the kid points to a nearby electronics store where the police chase is being televised on the TVs in the window. Agent J, Agent K and Hancock yells at the kid a bit for waking him up, and the kid proceeds to walk away, muttering “Nerd” (this is a running gag). Agent J, Agent K and Hancock sighs, they get out of the car, Agent J and Agent K ride on flying hoverboards, while Hancock then proceeds to explode of the ground and into the air alongside with Agent J and K on flying hoverboards (causing major damage to the car park except for his car and destroying the cars expect for his car in the process). Agent J, Agent K and Hancock then flies towards the police chase. In the process they crashes through a flock of geese and nearly misses the tail-end of an airplane. Agent J, Agent K and Hancock moves up towards the white SUV after crashing through a billboard on the LA freeway, which crashes to the ground causing a massive pile-up of all the pursuing police cars. Agent J, Agent K and Hancock smashes through the roof of the white SUV and lands in the back passenger seat. He then asks the guys to give themselves up. They yells at him making of them (complete with subtitles including ‘Nerd’) and freak out that they’s in their car. Agent J, Agent K and Hancock then threatens them with what will happen if they don’t give themselves up (Pointing at each of the 3 of them: Your head will go up his head, your head will go up his head, and you’ll have the worst of them all because your head is going up my head). They of course don’t listen and proceed to unload machine-gun fire on him, which just bounces off him and ricochets around the car. Agent J, Agent K and Hancock looks down at his now broken window and through his bullet-hole-ridden shades and says one word, ‘OK’. Hancock jams his feet through the floor of the car, grinding it to a halt and also tearing up the freeway. Agent J, Agent K and Hancock then flies out and picks up the SUV by its back bumper and proceeds to toss it around, dragging it past buildings, breaking windows, etc. Eventually Agent J, Agent K and Hancock impales the SUV on the steeple of the Met-Life Building, and flies away. Cut to a nearby bar where you see the news report of “Hancock’s latest heroics”, and complains that Hancock caused almost 9 million dollars in damage already in his so-called heroics. The police chief comes on and chastises Hancock ‘wishing that he would just go to New York and bother them’. You see Hancock sadly in questioned as he, Agent J and K looks on at what the people think of him. The various old people in the bar stare at him, and Hancock finally notices this and threatens to beat up an old lady sitting at the bar if she doesn’t stop looking at him. Agent J, Agent K and Hancock gets home and gets caught by Shirley (Hancock's wife) (like a man being caught with another woman setup). He goes on about how they should be able to use the powers but can't cause they don't want to move (apparently they've moved alot because of the dad's nightly outings). John Hancock goes to work and the boss has a talk with him on how all Hancock's customers end up knowing all the budget cuts and clients and get their money. Hancock sees a prostitute is getting shoted outside but he watches helplessly because the boss threatens to fire him. He grabs the boss and throws him through about four walls. Next scene the boss is in a body cast and Hancock is having a ten day punishment off of work and making him "grounded" from work. He talks to a government agent who want to relocate him to another office job, but John Hancock refuses to uproot the family. He goes home (and Tommi is there)...Tommi is waiting for "something amazing" to happen again. He shoos Tommi and finds Agent J and K and they goes into Hancock's bedroom. We are then introduced to Ray Embrey (Ty Burrell) who is a Public Relations whiz apparently (his accompanying co-workers refer to him to the corporate CEO as the ‘Bono of PR’) and his parents Bill and Jane (Sam Neill and Felicity Huffman), and he is about to pitch an idea to a big company and his parents. He pitches the idea to a large pharmaceutical company board that if they just give their new drug away for free to the people who really need it then they can use the All-Heart logo that he invented (A red circle with a heart in it), which means that that company is committed to trying to change the world (Ray’s dream). As it turns out Ray really isn’t that great a PR man as the company asks if he’s joking. You see Ray sadly driving home as he calls his wife and his parents and tells her and his parents that it didn’t go so well. We see that Ray is caught in traffic right on the railroad tracks, and the guard-rails come down with him stuck in the middle. He realizes this and begins to panic, attempting to drive forward and back-up but traffic is so congested he can’t move. He attempts to unlock the door but the door-handle breaks off. Ray shields himself from the inevitable impact when there is a knock on the hood of his car. He looks up to see Agent J, Agent K and Hancock lift up his car and throw it out of the way landing upside-down on top of an old lady’s car. The train then proceeds to crash right into Hancock in a rather large crunching impact. As the smoke clears Agent J, Agent K and Hancock pulls himself out of the front of the train and moves back where he and the audience are given a panoramic look of a train-car pile-up that was caused by them. Agent J, Agent K and Hancock is then surrounded by angry on-lookers who chastise him for what happened (One large man says the old lady he dropped Ray’s car on should sue him, and Agent J, Agent K and Hancock retorts that the large man should sue McDonald's for making him look like that, and another woman says she can smell business on Hancock's life, to which he responds ‘Cause I’ve been drinking Lady’). Just then Ray comes out of his wrecked car and defends Agent J, Agent K and Hancock, saying that because he saved him now he can go home to his family, and then he thanks Agent J, Agent K and Hancock. Agent J, Agent K and Hancock seems slightly taken aback by this comment, but his natural surly look replaces it quickly. Looking at his over-turned car, Ray turns to Agent J, Agent K and Hancock and says ‘You wouldn’t happen to be flying over the west-side would you?’.