Fallout: Terracraftia; Terraria Raider Radio 1: First Raider Talk

By Terrarian Pony
Author's note: Hello everyone, and welcome, to this new series called Fallout: Terracraftia; Terraria Raider Radio. It's a short article series, and it's about two raiders named Knuckles and Crowbar who broadcast on thier own radio station called Terraria Raider Radio. It is meant to be humorous, and somewhat weird. It also meantions my series Fallout: Terracraftia. 
Next: Fallout: Terracraftia; Terraria Raider Radio 2: A Raider Christmas 
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This time, on Terraria Raider Radio...
Knuckles:" What's up, Terrarian wasteland?! You are listenin' to our new broadcast! I'm Knuckles..."
Crowbar:" ...And I'm Crowbar..."
Knuckles:" ...And this is..."
Both:" ...TERRARIA RAIDER RADIO!!!"
Knuckles:" Today we're here to talk about about the upcoming holiday."
Crowbar:" Yup! I've already been puttin' up my christmas decorations."
Knuckles:" Really? But... where'd ya get the Christmas lights?"
Crowbar:" Oh, I didn't. I strung up a bunch of human skulls and called them Christmas deroration."
Both:" Ahahahahahahaha!"
Knuckles:" Ya know what ya'll should do, is get a bunch of redstone torches, and a bunch of cursed flame torches, and put 'em in the skulls in a red and green pattern..."
Crowbar:" ...aaaahhh, I like the way you think brah. I'm doing that."
Knuckles:" Anyways, I just wanted to let all you raiders out there know, that just 'cause ya'll are raiders, doesn't mean ya gotta be such a scrooge."
Crowbar:" Oh yeah, a bunch o' those out there, am I right? Say Knuckles, who's this year's top scrooge?"
Knuckles:" Phew... so far... I'd say it's Henry."
Crowbar:" Daaawww, I knew it. I knew he would get it. Sorry Henry, looks like you're the top scrooge this year."
Knuckles:" Aw, but don't be too sad, I'll send ya a little gift basket, I promise it won't be live grenades this time."
Both:" Hahahahaha!"
Knuckles:" In other news, I've been hearing reports that there are some new supposed 'heroes' in the Terrarian wasteland, am I right?"
Crowbar:" Oh yeah, some numbskull they're callin', the Sword of Hope. I like swords as much as the next guy, but who could resist a snuggly sniper rifle?"
Knuckles:" Nah man, shotgun's better."
Crowbar:" Not fer meh, I like to go with the long range."
Knuckles:" Is that why you're called Crowbar?"
Crowbar:" Nah, they call me that 'cause I this wicked scar on the back o' my head, caused by a crowbar. You don't wanna know what I did to the guy."
Knuckles:" Hahaha, well... it seems we may be runnin' outta time folks. Make sure to bundle up for a nuclear winter, I'm gonna go and find myself a Christmas tree, and maybe some explosives to wrap up as gifts, and then rigg them to explode when they open the box. I'm Knuckles..."
Crowbar:" ...And I'm Crowbar...
Knuckles:" ...And you've been listenin' to..."
Both:" ...TERRARIA RAIDER RADIO!!!"
'TIL NEXT TIME...
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