Safety Czar

"Safety Czar" is a song performed in Elliot's dream in the Milo Murphy's Law episode, "Disaster of My Dreams". Elliot dreams about being the greatest middle school safety inspector of all time, by performing a jazz song with backgrounds and backup singers.
==Lyrics==
Elliot: Ever since I was hall monitor and wore that safety vest
All the other kids in school were jealous, said I was obsessed
But what you see is what you get, there's nothing more to go on
With me, it's safety first and second, third and forth, and so on
I'm no friend to careless living - danger's biggest enemy
I'm a soldier in the war on accidental injury-y-Y!
Backup singers: (He's the cautious king, he's the safety czar)
Elliot: I'm the being careful superstar!
Backup singers: (He's an advocate for living hazard free)
Elliot: That's me
Backup singers: (So when it comes to cautious living)
Elliot: There's a lot of free advice I'm giving!
Elliot and backup singers: Gotta non-slip, flame-retardant, high-reflective, shatterproof philosophy
Elliot: If you're looking for a safety czar, that's me!!
Backup singers: (Yes, if you're looking for a safety czar)
Elliot: Just think of me as life's pace car
Elliot and backup singers: If you're looking for a safety czar!
==Trivia==
*This is the first song Elliot sings in the series.
*This is the second song to include backup female singers. ("Rooting for the Enemy")
Category:Milo Murphy's Law songs
Category:Disney XD songs