Level 16-20 missions

===How to Kill People From Quite a Long Way Away===
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 	Ma'am, I want to be clear. The men of the 95th Rifles aren't exactly the cream of the crop, and I think you might well be the best shot in a thousand miles. If you could give the boys a little help, it would do us a world of good.
 	I don't see what the big deal is. Ya just drop down to one knee, take a deep breath, draw a bead-
 	Wait, wait! These are great tips, let me grab a pen!
 	Why don't you give me a look-see at how you usually train yer folks, and I'll try and give you a pointer here and there.
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 	Hell, if your Gunner just braced himself a little, he wouldn't come so close to fallin' flat on his ass!
 	Right! Good!
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 	Wouldn't mind seein' that boy Ramsey around again.
===A Special Mission, Annually - Part 1===
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 	Hi, Captain. I, uh, have some things I need to get done. Could you help me out?Lieutenant Morgan ordered me to do all this stuff for some 'Secret Mission,' but he won't tell me what it is.
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 	Thanks for helping us with that thing that we're doing. Whatever it is.
===A Special Mission, Annually - Part 2===
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 	Thanks, Captain! This is the last thing the Lieutenant asked me to do.
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 	Happy birthday, Captain!
 	Surprise, boss!While you were busy, I got down to business and built you a Shack!
 	What? Oh no!
 	Shut up, Perkins.The first rule of Secret Mission is you don't talk about Secret Mission.
 	Oh, sir!I was kind of overwhelmed and... I kind of had the Captain help me with everything.
 	What?! Perkins!You've ruined my incredibly thoughtful gesture!
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 	Tsk... making you do the work I was making him do...
===Duelists 7: Do You Remember Love?===
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 	Skinny Beast! Face me!Your "Old Fashioneds" will not save you!
 	Oh, I ran out of cherries.Anyway, I've been working on falernum lately.
 	Flare numb?
 	It's kind of a liqueur.You macerate some anise, cloves, and lime zest, then you add it to rum. Strain that the next day, then add citrus and simple syrup and let the flavors marry-
 	Marry! Yes! That is your word.I will marry Yenkcha! You will not stand in our way!
 	I'm not standing anywhere near your way!You found me!
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 	Stabbing? Seriously?Who brings a knife to a gun fight and then is still really scary? It's weird.
 	No, YOU are weird.
 	Shut up, you are.
 	You are.
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 	He is. He's the weird one.
===Duelists 8: Hate is Enough===
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 	I have tasked my mento find me a suitable woman. One with beauty that shines above all others. They have found her.
 	Oh man, not you too!
 	Indeed, "Skinny Beast."Yenkcha has won my heart. I will do as she has asked, and challenge you.
 	Seriously, are any of you guys NOTgoing to come challenge me over her? This is absurd. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS.
 	But you know who I am,and you know how much I will enjoy this.
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 	You live only because I fight on Yenkcha's terms.When next we meet, I plan to even the playing field.
 	Well, I plan to blow you up with a tank.We'll see who gets their way.
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 	Maybe I should, like, try to find her and tell her I'm not interested?
===Duelists 9: Season of the Punch in the Face===
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 	Where is the one called Morgan!
 	Wow, another one?
 	I wish to bind my life to Yenkcha!She is the most beautiful of all my tribe, but she refuses-
 	Look, I know the deal.You want to get with Yenkcha, and you can't because one time she saw me and, understandably, she's still madly in love.
 	I will crush you and prove myself to her!
 	You're welcome to try,but it hasn't worked out for the other guys.
 	Other guys?
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 	Know that I will not be the last to-
 	Hey, seriously! You're the ninth guy.I know the drill by now.
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 	I'm starting to wish I had the slightest idea who Yenkcha is.
===Duelists 10: Destroy All Morgans===
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 	Perkins!There's a bee in my tent, and I know you're allergic or whatever, but I want you to catch it and release it humanely.
 	Skinny Beast! Your life path is ending!
 	You're not Perkins.
 	I am the shape of your death!
 	When I was a kid, an old mountain woman told me my death would be equine related.
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 	See, you totally rode the wrong thing. My fated death is supposed to involve horses.
 	Then I will find some horses and I will come back for you!
 	No, don't. Don't do that.
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 	Seriously, I don't like horses. They're weird.
===Duelists 11: Strictly Business===
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 	Imperial, I seek the one called Morgan and Skinny Beast.
 	Morgan! Another one of them raiders came to get all shot up!
 	Oh, you mistake my intentions, small one. I do not yearn for Yenkcha. I am happily bonded. I wish to make Morgan an offer.
 	As long as the offer isn't "bullets in my body", I'm willing to listen.
 	As your legend grows, more and more of my brothers will make the journey to challenge you. I wish to build a place of rest on the road they take. I will sell food and water, and rent beds to those who wish to earn Yenkcha's hand.
 	What do you need from me?
 	I will need some supplies and resources to begin my journey. If you give me aid, I will share my profits with you.
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 	To our continued success!
 	Indeed! May the people of my tribe hunt for you ceaselessly!
 	Or not! They could just come say hi or whatever.
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 	They could visit that lake we have. Go swimming.
===Duelists 12: For Morgan's Eyes Only===
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 	The Skinny Beast will–
 	Morgan! One of those Outcasts is here to shoot you.
 	Man, Yenkcha's not going to give an Outcast the time of day. What a sap.
 	Indeed. It seems unlikely that even defeating you in combat would overcome the outgroup status. While the caste systems of Raiders are poorly understood, it seems clearly the Outcasts—
 	I am standing right here!
 	Oh, right. Let's go get you shot so Floyd and I can finish talking.
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 	You fight well, Skinny Beast. I see why Yenkcha—
 	I mean, let's say my gun jammed or something, and he DID beat me. There's no way Yenkcha would have married him. Some other Raider would have shot him in the face like the next day.
 	I don't think that—
 	I can't help but wonder though, would being defeated by one of such low status do damage to your legend, and in turn have a negative impact on Yenkcha's standing in the tribe? Damaged goods, as it were?
 	No! You do not—
 	Please, grownups are talking. Scoot.
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 	I would prefer not to be shot again.
===A Minor Flat===
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 	Perkins! I sent you out for those supplies half an hour ago! What the hell are you still doing here?
 	Sorry, sir! The convoy truck has a flat tire.
 	Then take the auxiliary truck!
 	Uh, I tried, but it has a flat tire too...
 	You're kidding. Well, Floyd's been working on puncture-resistant tires. Now's as good a time as any to try 'em out.
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 	Uh, sir... The tires are ready, but the mechanics are having trouble with the jacks right now.
 	We don't have time for this. Help them out.
 	That... would require me lifting the trucks so they could put the tires on. I can't do that...
 	Then lift with your legs, not with your back! God, do I have to think of *everything* around here?!
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 	How is this my life?
===Snipe Hunt===
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 	Holy...! Someone just shot out my brandy snifter! While I was holding it!
 	Hold still! If I can calculate the trajectory of the bullet... Correct for wind conditions... Aha! It came from over there!
 	I think we just got an explanation for all those flat tires. Quick, men! Before the sniper gets away!
===Snipe Hunt===
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 	The shot came from over that rise!
 	Ack! My helmet just popped off by itself!
 	Damn! He's firing at us! We have to flush him out, or we're sitting ducks!
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 	He's getting away! After him!
 	Wait! If we all charge in after him, who knows what he could do? We'll send a small scouting force to track him back to his headquarters!
 	Good idea! We'll need someone small, quick, and expendable! Now who do I know who fits that bill...?
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 	Please don't let him see me, please don't let him see me...
===Introducing: Sarin===
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 	Lieutenant! I think we found it! A Raider outpost in the frontier!
 	Perkins! Your clothes are full of holes! Shame on you, disgracing the proud uniform of the Empire like that!
 	Uh, sir, that was from the snipers...
 	Imperial soldiers don't make excuses! Now go clean yourself up before we move out! And spit-shine those shoes, for Pete's sake!
===Introducing: Sarin===
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 	Charming place. Hellooooo? Anyone home?
 	So, Imperials, you have come, straight into my sights. I did not think you would be so courageous... or stupid.
 	I thought you Raiders were all about honorable face to face confrontation. What's with all the sneaking around? You guys scared?
 	Your attempt to goad me is pathetic. But if you care to test your mettle, challenge the prowess of my men for yourself.
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 	So you've proven your worth... by slaughtering the outcasts they send to me. I will make you pay for this.
 	Wait... outcasts? I was right! You guys are totally the kids who got picked last for all the Raider games!
 	You speak of things you do not understand! The outcasts will show you there is strength in our ways!
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 	Oh man! They're totally the indoor kids!
===The Best Defense===
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 	Sir! The scouts report that Sarin's guard towers are now fully manned!
 	Looks like Sarin's done playing with us. We'll have to take care of those towers if we want to get out of this with our skin intact.
 	I'll order the tanks to go in first. They'll be rolling shields long enough for us to make our move.
 	Ah, tanks... Is there any problem they can't solve?
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 	So, there are some among you who are not mewling cowards! I welcome your courage, even as I sneer at your idiocy for not surrendering while you have a chance!
 	Man, talk about overcompensating.
 	You know, in the Empire, snipers are actually a pretty prestigious group. Maybe you guys are just looking at this wrong.
 	Silence! My status doesn't concern you! Outcasts make atonement in our own way.
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 	You wouldn't understand!
===Resource Management===
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 	We can't deal with Sarin the way we dealt with Tronk. This guy's a completely different animal.
 	We can't? I didn't know bullets didn't work against some Raiders. We just have to figure out a way to get them into him without letting his get into us.
 	Actually, speaking of bullets, I was thinking... It looks like Sarin makes his own bullets at his outpost. If we take his coal, he'll have a much harder time keeping the fires lit.
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 	So, you cowardly Imperials refuse to face me directly, yet skulk like thieves.
 	Pretty tough talk coming from an outcast.
 	Silence! You have no concept of or respect for our way of life! Let that fact be what buries you in the ash heap of history!
 	Blah blah blah, we're all doomed. I've heard this song and dance before, Sarin. You want to take us down, get in line.
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 	I gotta admit, Morgan can be tough if he cares enough.
===Factory Factor===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Sir! We just got word that Sarin is stockpiling weapons at his outpost! He's getting a constant stream from other Raider suppliers!
 	Hm. If Sarin gets that many weapons, he could outlast us. We have to stop him before he becomes too entrenched to get him out again.
 	I agree, but something about this doesn't feel right.
 	Other than our enemy getting a huge advantage over us? Even if your paranoia's right, we don't have much of a choice. C'mon, Ramsey, we'll lead this attack ourselves.
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 	I don't get you Raiders. We just kicked your butt, but you're still (as far as I can tell) smiling?
 	I smile because you ignorant Imperials didn't even notice my men surrounding you while you were busy fighting me.
 	Huh... So they did... This doesn't look good...
 	Morgan, you have to escape! I'll cover you while you...
 	There will be no cowardly flight today! Both of you will be imprisoned while I... negotiate with your outpost for your release. For your sakes, you had better pray they are receptive.
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 	In the meantime, wallow in your futility!
===Rescue 911===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Floyd! Floyd! Is it true?!
 	I'm afraid so. Ramsey and Morgan have been captured by Sarin. He is demanding our complete withdrawal from the frontier in exchange for their release.
 	Captain! We're gonna rescue 'em, right?
 	Of course we are! The captain would never let those Raiders win like this!
 	Besides, it's not like we can trust them at this point. Looks like we have little choice.
 	Okay, Captain, lead the way!
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 	Morgan! Ramsey!
 	Captain! Zoey! What are you doing here? This could be a trap!
 	Speak for yourself! I'm glad they're here!
 	We'd better get out of here now, sirs, before Sarin comes back!
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 	One more day of mammoth and I would've gone nuts.
===Que Sarin, Sarin===
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 	Phew! Am I glad to be out of there! Having Ramsey as my only company was getting kinda tedious.
 	Sarin isn't gonna take this lying down. Our rescue makes him look bad. He's going to want revenge.
 	Then we take the initiative. We regroup right here, right now. We counterattack before he can prepare - teach him what happens when he takes Imperial citizens hostage!
 	Agreed. Men, move out! We'll hit him hard and fast!
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 	Hah! I knew it! All talk!
 	I will grant you fought valiantly... but my defeat does not mean my end. Nor will Warlord Gantas forgive this. Your doom is all but assured.
 	Blah blah blah. You go running on home with your tail between your legs and tell your boss we'll kick his ass if he so much as shows a pinkie near our outpost!
 	Uh, sir? Ix-nay on ocking-may the omicidal-hay aider-ray...?
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 	Perkins? Are you having a stroke or something?
===Growing, Growing, Gone!===
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 	Good news first: we're on the Empire's radar! They're impressed with our recent growth.Now for the bad news: I heard that two other Outposts in the area are almost as big as we are. Let's keep growing so we can find that Uranium - I want to get there first!
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 	Maybe we should go and "help" some of those other Outposts.
===Why Don't You Like Us?===
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 	We're having problems covering our local patrols, Morgan. With everything that's happening, our troops are being stretched to the limit.
 	We need support and backup. Right now, the best option available is probably Taos' Raiders.
 	But... Between attacking their kin, starting a civil war, and everything else that's happened, I think most of Taos' people still hate us. Well, you.
 	Even after all we've done for them? Well, Taos at least seems to like us. Maybe I can have a talk with him.
===Why Don't You Like Us?===
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 	To what do we owe the... honor of this visit, Imperials?
 	Look, Taos, we're not going to survive very well if we don't work together, right? But I get the feeling that a lot of your people still don't particularly like us.
 	You are seen as outsiders, weeds choking the garden. Even your actions against Gantas—vile as he is—are seen by some as turning us against one another. A few even question my judgement in allowing you to live.
 	Wow, that's kinda harsh. Either way, we need all the allies we can get in these parts. Maybe a little gift will help smooth things over?
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 	What... are these?
 	Raptor skins! Don't worry, they aren't infected with any exotic diseases, unless you count Perkins's cold...
 	We have plenty of Raptor hides, trophies of our daily hunts. My people would not be impressed. It is likely they would take it as an insult, to be given skins from tamed raptors such as yours.
 	Oh. Okay. Um... We'll just be taking these home, then... Maybe Perkins can make me a tuxedo out of these hides.
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 	I mean, how badass would that be? I'd be, like, rawr!
===Big Trouble in Little Sanctuary===
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 	Do not mistake me - I hope you succeed. Were you to prove yourselves honorable to my people, I will have gained an ally, and my leadership would no longer be in doubt.
 	Well, do you have any ideas, Taos? I'm new to this whole "respecting other cultures" thing. I'm more used to grinding them under the Empire's boot and all.
 	My people are as the lone pine, weather beaten, but resolute. We prefer not to put our problems onto others. But actions will shout, while mere words whisper.
 	Actions, huh? Well, we did pretty well the last time we had to defend this place. Maybe we could do it again...
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 	Phew! It sure was lucky we were here to drive away all those mammoths!
 	Indeed. Though I find it strange that you smell of desert herbs known to attract mammoths...
 	Well, I... Uh...
 	I am patient, but my people will not be so forgiving. Perhaps you should attempt to solve a problem that you yourself did not create.
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 	Damn. Back to the old drawing board...
===Gantas Attacks!===
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 	Elder Taos! Elder Taos! Look who's here!
 	I have come for you all!
 	Warlord Gantas?!But...!
 	Stand aside, everyone! I'll deal with him once and for all!
 	Fool! I'll crush you in front of all my fellow Raiders, and show you just how weak and pitiful the Empire is!
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 	And don't come back!Well, Taos, I think that will help with your problems...
 	Indeed. Your show has raised many spirits here. I haven't heard my people laugh so hard in a long time.
 	Right! And... Wait... Show? Laugh?
 	Your slave boy Perkins made a fine Gantas, but he needs to control the cracking of his voice. Your performance was... adequate, but I admire how it actually appeared as though you were attacking your slave boy.
 	Right... Appeared.
 	We were all greatly entertained. My people have not been turned to your cause, but they are appreciative that you did not try another rat-brained scheme to convince us of your intentions.
 	I... think I need to go now.
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 	I'm gonna have to stop underestimating these people...
===Consultation===
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 	Okay, I'm tired of fooling around. Nothing we've tried has worked and Taos still won't tell me what the Raiders actually need. So I'm asking you kids. What's gotten the adults worried?
 	Well... our parents are always talking about water...
 	Why? You guys live right next to a lake.
 	But we need to grow more food for all the new people chased out by Gantas but there's not enough water to drink and give to the animals and give to all the farmers and the lake used to go up to our necks but now it only goes up to our waists and...
 	Okay, I get the message. But if we're going to do anything about it, we'll need the right tools...
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 	And what's all this for?
 	Well, since being sneaky and underhanded hasn't gotten us anywhere this time, I've decided to try something crazy: actual benevolence! We're going to solve the Sanctuary's water problems!
 	A civic works project?! Finally, an opportunity to actually do what I was sent here to do! No weapons of mass destruction or dodging bullets! Oh, beautiful, beautiful day!!
 	… Great, the smartest guy in the outpost's gone insane. Ah, well, at least he's in good company.
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 	Waltz with me, Morgan! Waltz with me!
===Water We Waiting For?===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	So you want an aqueduct to connect the lake in the Raider Sanctuary to the larger one nearby?
 	Right. That way the Sanctuary can have the water they need without having to go through the hostile and dangerous Raptor Nest.
 	That's... actually an excellent plan. But you realize that if we're going to build that aqueduct, WE'LL have to go through the hostile and dangerous Raptor Nest.
 	Already got that covered.
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 	This structure will let us flourish in these lands for generations to come. I am... impressed.
 	But of course. When a military-industrial complex puts its mind to something, there's not much it can't accomplish.
 	You and your clan deserve great thanks for this. My people will long benefit from this work, and I believe it will shine unto you as the sun upon a calm lake.
 	Huh. Respect can be *earned*. I'll have to remember this for future reference.
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 	It's nice to have options, you know?
===Frontier Moonshine - Part 1===
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 	If the grunts get barbecue for their morale, then I propose we assemble a liquor cabinet to cheer up the officers.
 	But aren't you and the Captain the only officers?
 	Does that make it any less important? That Colt guy over at Recoil Ridge has the know-how to make decent frontier moonshine. If we can get him the materials, he'll build us the parts we need to set up our own Distillery.
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 	A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
===Frontier Moonshine - Part 2===
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 	Y'know, Sheriff Colt isn't so bad. He's been a real help with this Distillery project. All we need to do while we're waiting is grow some wheat. That way we'll be ready when he is.
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 	I'm told the grain from this frontier soil makes some fine liquor. I can't wait.
===Frontier Moonshine - Part 3===
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 	Hey there. Got your Distillery plans right here. Is that guy with the tall head around?
 	Is that how you think of me?
 	Just forgot your name, kid. Don't be so sensitive-like. Anyway, follow these plans and you should be all set up for some damn fine Northern Moonshine.
 	All is forgiven. Let's get on this, Captain. My morale can't wait any longer.
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 	Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
===Death From Afar - Part 1===
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 	We're finally ready to build Light Artillery! I can't wait to just kick back, relax, and lob exploding death at the Warlord's fortress.
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 	You know what would be fun? Blowing up a whole lot of test dummies with Artillery!
===Death From Afar - Part 2===
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 	We all know practice makes perfect, so I've had Perkins set us up a test dummy range for us to break in our new Light Artillery.
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 	Artillery is how the Empire conquered everyone except for the Mountain League that invented it.
===The Antepenultimate Push===
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 	Floyd, Zoey says she'll be able to build tanks, real, proper tanks, soon. But first, she needs a lubricant for the T-Joints on the main conveyor belts to handle the extra strain.
 	Hmm, there's a tree that grows not far from the Outpost. We could use the sap and a process I've devised wherein-
 	That sounds great. Why don't you send Perkins to gather some?
 	Oh, because it's being guarded by Raiders. I guess they use it for oiling their Mammoth saddles or something.
 	Oh, good, I was wondering when we'd get to fight some Raiders.
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 	This'll keep the factory runnin' no problem!
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