Will You Remember?

An elderly husband and wife were having difficulty remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor for help. They explained the difficulty to the doctor, and after a complete examination, the doctor reported that they were physically fine.    The doctor suggested that they start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.  
Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen.  Would you like something?"  
"Yes," She responded, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"  
"Sure." he said.  
She then asked, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" 
He replied, "No, I can remember that." 
She then said, "Well I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that." 
He retorted, "I can remember that.  You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." 
She replied, "Well I also would like whip cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down." 
With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down I can remember that." He then stomped moodily off to the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and gave her a plate of bacon & eggs. 
She stared at the plate for a moment and complained, "You forgot my toast."
Category:Aging Humor
Category:Food jokes