A Deathly Loss???

"A Deathly Loss???" is a high quality article from the King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!.
==Summary==
The day before the finals, Dr. Piccolo is researching a cure to Goku's Ligma virus when MissingNo. enters his office. It claims to know how to cure Goku, but will have to transfer either Nail or Kami into Goku to do so. Nail decides to sacrifice himself, and MissingNo. teleports Dr. Piccolo and itself to Goku's house.
Upon arrival, Dr. Piccolo holds Goku down as MissingNo. uses Poké Transporter to transfer Nail into Goku. After he is released, Goku reveals that "Ligma" was part of a joke and never real, and that he didn't expect Piccolo to take it seriously. While Piccolo is frustrated that he devoted so much time to nothing, he is relieved that Goku is okay, and the group heads to Goku's favorite noodle shop.
==Transcript==
*It’s one day before the finals. Piccolo is sitting in his office, hopelessly looking through papers, brainstorming ideas of any other possible way to cure Goku’s Ligma virus.*
*The heart monitor in Piccolo’s office starts frantically beeping.*
BEEP. BEEP. BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEBEBBEBEBEBEBBEBEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
*Pixels start emerging from the monitor. MissingNo squeezes itself out of the screen.*
*Pixels surround Dr. Piccolo.*
*Missingno and Dr. Piccolo disappear without a trace. The Jack Bros. plow into the office.*
———– 
*Outside Goku’s house. Dr. Piccolo falls from a cloud of pixels.*
*Dr. Piccolo destroys the door with his Hell-Zone Grenade.*
*Dr. Piccolo forcefully covers Goku’s mouth.*
MissingNo.: Pokétransporter allows you to transfer Pokémon from a compatible game. Would you like to download Pokétransporter from the eShop?
MissingNo.:
> Yes
No
MissingNo.: Downloading…
MissingNo.: Download Completed.
MissingNo.: Welcome to the Pokemon Bank. Would you like to transfer Box 1?
MissingNo.:
> Yes
No
MissingNo.: Transferring…
MissingNo.: Transfer complete.
*Everyone gets in Piccolo’s truck and heads to Goku’s favorite noodle shop.*
==Trivia==
*MissingNo.'s dialogue right before teleporting to Goku's house translates from hexidecimal to "POKEDEXTRANSFERAL".