Batman: Brave and Bowl

So, we begin our distasteful offensive wreck of a fanfic.
Our heroes, Batman and Bowl, begin their expehdishions a round the city. Aygain, the choker appears, and eats Bowl. Dat gets Batman rly mad, and puwls a glock out of his anus, and sphoots choker. Batman, being as gangsta as he is, walks away. He knows, he shall avenge Bowl. So, he leafs.
Batman gets to his base, teh beer cave, his secret HQ of torture. Plenning a way to bring Bowl back, until he realizes. Bowl was actually a... plate.
WILL BATMAN REVIVE BOWL? WILL I GET A LIFE? Find out next time on Batman: Brave and Bowl!