The Grim Adventures of Plants vs. Zombies Chapter 5

Chapter 5: Two Worlds Collide
The plants came in to see the Police chief and Crazy Dave.
"Chief, Crazy Dave, Zomboss is going to take over the world by being very powerful!" Said Grave Buster.
"This can't be good. And where's Peashooter?"
"Right here." Jack answered from out of nowhere.
The plants, the chief and Crazy Dave turned around and saw Jack disguised as Peashooter. The Chief and his officers fell for the disguise, but the plants and Crazy Dave didn't.
"You're not Peashooter." Said Squash.
"Of course I am," Jack replied.
"Where were you, Peashooter?" the Chief asked.
"I was on a reconnaissance mission. I've recently discovered that Zomboss has planted a virus that causes people to go crazy," Jack explained.
"You're the one who's crazy! Tell us who you are and what you did to Peashooter!" Torchwood demanded.
There was a moment of silence.
"You've obviously fallen victim to the crazy virus. Perhaps you should be locked up in jail, so you don't contaminate anyone," Jack said to the plants.
The officer agreed, "Great idea Peashooter."
"THAT'S NOT PEASHOOTER!" Sea-Shroom shouted.
The officers dragged the plants to jail.
"What do we do about Zomboss?" Crazy Dave asked.
"The plants have already been infected by the crazy virus. We will find an antidote," Jack replied. "But first, there's gonna be a few changes around here. From now on, everyone will refer to me as...Jack."
"Jack?! that's the stupidest name I’ve ever-" Crazy Dave said
Jack glared at Crazy Dave.
"You got a problem with that, Pothead?" Jack asked.
"No, Jack," Dave answered.
"Good. Now, bring all your officers here so I can proclaim my new dictation,"
The police obeyed Jack.
"Wait. I only tell the officers what to do. The plants were right. You're not Peashooter!" The chief said as he found out that it's not Peashooter.
"I'm afraid you know too much Chief." said Jack as he punched the chief in the head.
"Take him to the hospital. I'll rename this whole town "Jackville"." Jack said as the doctors took the unconscious chief to the hospital.
Meanwhile, the Zombie Reaper started its rampage.
Irwin was having a party at his house for some reason. His doorbell rang and he opened the door.
"Yo, you're just in time for the party," Irwin said.
Irwin screamed when he saw the Zombie Reaper.
"ASSIMILATE!" the Zombie Reaper yelled.
"WAIT!" Billy interrupted. "Can’t we have some cake before we assimilaxate?"
"NO!" the Zombie Reaper answered before assimilating Irwin.
Sperg was beating up some kids and 2 policemen showed up to rescue him. Sperg stopped beating up the kids and started beating up the police instead. The Zombie Reaper showed up. Then, the police, Sperg & the kids were assimilated.
Some girls from Neighborville and Mindy and two girls were arguing over who they thought was better: Puppies or Sassy Cat.
"PUPPIES!" The Neighborville girls shouted holding up a puppy
"SASSY CAT!" Mindy shouted while holding up a Sassy Cat toy.
"PUPPIES!"
"SASSY CAT!"
"ASSIMILATE!" the Zombie Reaper shouted out of nowhere.
"ASSIMILATE!" The Neighborville Girls, Mindy and her girls shouted in unison.
The Neighborville girls, Mindy and her girls were confused as to what "assimilate" meant.
The Changeling Reaper showed up. Then, The Neighborville girls, Mindy and her girls were assimilated.
Peashooter, Grim and Mandy were traveling to Neighborville. They had no transportation so they had to run the whole way there.
"The Zombie Reaper is getting more powerful!" Grim said. "I can feel it, Billy."
"GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL! I'M NOT BILLY, I'M PEASHOOTER!" Peashooter snapped.
When the 3 arrived at Neighborville, they saw that Jack's statue had replaced the town square’s.
"Oh, no. Not HIM again," Peashooter groaned, not wanting to face Jack again.
Peashooter, Mandy, and Grim entered the city hall and the mayor’s office and Mandy and Grim were shocked when they saw Jack.
"Oh my goodness it's you!" Grim said in shock.
"Jack 'O' Lantern!" Mandy said in surprise.
"Well hello Grim and Mandy." said Jack as he sees them.
Peashooter questioned "Wait! You 2 know him?"
"Yes." Grim answered. "He was once a prankster in medieval Endsville, which is presumed to maybe be the 1500-1600s. Despite being pleasant, he loved to pull pranks on the townspeople sawing chair legs, changing road signs, 'kick me' signs, that sort of stuff. He is also shown to have presumably invented a couple pranks too. He had a problem with it, doing it constantly, apparently bad enough to force the townspeople to have an intervention about him, and ultimately, getting rid of him by sending their queen a prank gift and framing Jack for it. She sent a knight to his house to kill him. And I came to reap his soul, the prankster refused to go. Jack managed to steal my scythe by tickling me into dropping it, and struck a deal with me, the scythe for immortality, so he could keep playing pranks forever. Unfortunately, I didn't like being tricked, so I chopped off his head after giving him immortality, causing Jack to be shunned by society and forcing him to only be able to play his pranks on Halloween. Years ago, on Halloween, he ran into Billy with my scythe. He tricked Billy the same way he tricked me, stole the scythe, and then used it to possess pumpkins with the spirits of demons, with the ultimate goal of chopping off my head with the scythe as revenge. After Jack was defeated, I sent him to the underworld. There, he was beaten up by many humorless demons for pulling a prank on them."
"How did he get out of the Underworld anyway?" Mandy questioned.
"You wanna know how, eh? Well Satan was bored and thought of something stupid, so he decide to accidentally bring me back to life and send me back to the real world. And now I'm going to fulfill my dream, taking over the world and ending Grim, Billy, and Mandy!
"You know you won't get away with it." said Mandy.
"And who’s gonna stop me?" Jack asked. "Grim is powerless without his scythe and everyone still thinks your new plant friend is your idiot friend Billy."
"You're not Billy?" Grim questioned Peashooter.
"I told you." Mandy said.
"Of course not!" Peashooter answered. "What was your first clue?"
"QUIET! SHUT UP!" Jack interrupted. "Before I knock you three silly. Officers! Throw them in jail!"
The police dragged Peashooter, Grim, and Mandy to jail.
"Now where's the real Billy?" questioned Jack.
"Jack! We've got a problem!" Yelled an army soldier.
Jack looks through a telescope and sees The Zombie Reaper assimilating some people.
"So that's where he is. I'm gonna build a giant robot to help destroy that thing that’s holding Billy, then send Billy to jail, and until tomorrow, kill the ones who sent me to the Underworld!" Said Jack.
Peashooter, Grim, and Mandy were thrown into the cell where they saw the other plants.
“Peashooter!” Sunflower yelled as she hugged him. “Are we glad to see you!”
"Well, ain't this a perfect Saturday!" Puff-Shroom ranted. "First, Peashooter’s stuck impersonating a half-wit boy! then, an evil headless man with a pumpkin head impersonating Peashooter takes over Neighborville! And now, we’re stuck in a jail cell with a noseless human girl and some guy in a Halloween costume!"
“It’s not a costume!” Grim snapped. “I am the Grim Reaper! And you have no idea of the power I possess!”
“Oh Really?” Snow Pea asked. “Then why don’t you use whatever powers you have to get us out of here?”
Grim shrugged as the door opened on its own. Crazy Dave was standing in front of the cell.
"Plants! Thank goodness." Crazy Dave exclaimed. "Everybody around here has gone crazy!"
"Hey, what happened to that guy? Don’t they feed prisoners around here anymore?" Crazy Dave questioned as he looked at Grim.
"Oh, never mind them, let’s go". Peashooter said.
"Wait! Take us with you." Grim said. "We can help!"
“With what? A crash diet plan? Never mind them, let’s go!” said Tangle Kelp
“No!” Grim said "We can help you defeat Jack and The Zombie Reaper."
"We can?" questioned Mandy.
"Why would you 2 help us?" Peashooter questioned.
"Because I'm sick of everyone always stealin' my scythe," Grim answered.
Peashooter thought for a moment. Right now, he needed all the help he could get.
"Okay, you can help," Peashooter told Grim.
“What?!” Jalapeno asked.
“Right now, we need all the help we can get” Peashooter said.
“Then you’ll probably need us." Sunflower said
The plants put their hands, (or what they considered or used as their hands.) in the center. And then they grabbed some gardening supplies.
“Right, let’s do this!” Peashooter said.
"Gardening supplies? Are you goin' to a fight or a flower show?" Grim remarked.
"Just get on with it." Mandy replied.
“Okay, if you say so.” Grim said mumbling under his breath.
Grim gave Mandy and the plants an evil grin, thus scaring the plants except Mandy.
"This might hurt a bit," Grim said.
Grim laughed evilly as he began using his "bone of barnacles" on Mandy and the plants, who screamed hysterically except Mandy as the "bone of barnacles" violently grabbed them with its tendrils.
"This won't end well." Crazy Dave said.
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