Gameshow Girl (Dash and Smash)/Script

The crowd cheers for Mr. Energy
Mr. Energy: "Welcome, everyone, to Energy's Energetically Energizing Show!"
The crowd applauded
Mr. Energy: "I'm going to pit the smartest kids against each other today. Introducing... SMASH ROSE THE HEDGEHOG!"
The crowd cheers for Smash
Smash: "Hello, everyone!"
Bea: "Uh, why is she there? And why are Skye and Goldie not with us?"
Mr. Rodent: "They are participating in the show too. That's why I called them to come to me before letting you go to this episode of EEES."
Veronica: "MISTER RODENT?"
Mr. Rodent: "Yes, it's me. I love this show. Every teacher in Mobotropolis Elementary agreed with Mr. Energy to make students take a test on a very special day."
Dash: "And what did you agree to?"
Mr. Rodent: "Let the 3 students who got the highest scores on said test in the shortest amount of time in the school participate in this."
Flash: "Hey, Dash! Want my barbecue flavored popcorn?" she shows her flavored popcorn to Dash
Dash: he gets the flavored popcorn "Thanks! And why are you going here?"
Crash: "Of course, our parents would know that one member of this family participated in this."
Cut to Sonic and Amy looking around the city
Sonic: "I usually am an icon of freedom, but we need to get our kids back!"
Amy: "What is that light? Looks like Mr. Energy. He must've done something. I won't let him make my kids do something horrible again. Sonic, the living car who is faster than all of the cars, take me there!"
Sonic: he holds Amy in his arms and runs to the lights in Energy's Energetically Energizing Show
Mr. Energy's Studio
Mr. Energy: "And for our next contestant, SKYE PROWER!"
Cream: she knocks on the door
Sonic: "Just get in. This is a public place."
Cream: "I only abandon my manners when I am really mad."
Everyone enters
Tails: "Oh, that's where Skye is!"
Cream: "I'm so proud of you, son! You can win this!"
Skye: "Oh, thanks, Mom!"
Mr. Energy: "Contestant number 3 is the daughter of one of the stars of the Acquaintances sitcom, Goldie the Hedgehog!"
The crowd cheered
Goldie: "Well, Smash, Skye, looks like you've got a rival."
Smash: "What's the prize for winning this show?"
Mr. Energy: "For participation, you're all going to be millionaires. But one is going to be a millionaire, and the other two are going to be multi-millionaires. 2nd place gets 5 million, while the winner will get 10 million."
Smash: "Just get on with the items already."
Mr. Energy: "Fine! Question 1. What was Tails' first appearance in any Sonic media?"
Goldie: she presses the buzzer "Sonic 2 for the Sega Genesis!"
Mr. Energy: "That is incorrect."
Smash: she presses the buzzer "Is it Sonic 2 for the Game Gear and Master System?"
Mr. Energy: "That isn't right either."
Skye: he presses the buzzer "The Sonic manga?"
Mr. Energy: "Correct!"
The number on Skye's screen changes to 1 as the crowd cheered
Cream: "Go, Skye!"
Tails: "You can beat Smash and Goldie!"
Melody: "I don't know who to root for."
Harmony and Rhythm: "Neither can we."
Prower Sisters: "You better root for big bro!"
Flash: "Don't listen to them. Listen to your S-Prank and root for Smash."
Mongoose Sisters: "We're rooting for Smash, as we just know she's gonna win anyway, due to making a decent comedy novel in 1/4 a day."
The Prower Sisters get out their water guns and point them at the Mongoose Sisters
Melody: "OK, fine! I root Skye!"
Cake: "You can root for Smash. Sorry for acting like that. We were joking about acting like that, just like Smash joked about opinion bashers."
The Prower Sisters put down their water guns except Custard
Custard: "I still wanna shoot her."
Donut: "Put that down before they find out that they're just water guns."
Melody: "I love being sprayed with water guns."
Cream: "Custard, put that down."
Custard: "Fine. I was about to shoot Melody, because she wanted it." she puts it down
Cream: "Do that elsewhere. Not in a place where seats can get soggier the more water they have on them."
Mr. Energy: "Question 2. What was the first appearance of Amy Rose in any Sonic media?"
Smash: she presses the buzzer "Let me guess. The Sonic manga again?"
Mr. Energy: "Wow! That's correct!"
Smash: she presses the buzzer again "And is that Charmy Bee's first appearance too?"
Mr. Energy: "Wow! You already answered question 3 before I can reveal it to everyone. 2 points for you, Smash."
The number on Smash's screen changes to 2 as the crowd cheered for her
Amy: chirping
Gloria: she makes hissing and clicking noises
Amy: "Sorry for your loss."
Timmy: "Go, cousin! You can do this!"
Mr. Energy: "Question 4. What species is Big the Cat?"
Goldie: she presses the buzzer "Maine Coon?"
Mr. Energy: "Correct!"
The crowd cheered for Goldie as her screen's number became 1
Steve: "Good job, Goldie!"
Goldie: "Thanks, Dad!"
Gloria: "You really are as cool as your powers! And you have the greatest mind out of any child."
Goldie: "Wow! Mom, you're here too? Thank you for joining the audience with Dad!"
Mr. Energy: "Question 5. What made Amy become so powerful?"
Goldie: she presses her buzzer "Training with Knuckles so that she can gain the strength to help Sonic on his adventures, and Tails helped her too by making machines to help Amy exercise her strength, with Sonic giving her encouragement, though she did have some moments of rest, and after 5 years, she became powerful enough to take down the biggest threat in our world, Nazo. And-"
Mr. Energy: "Shut it. But you're correct."
The crowd cheered as Goldie's point counter showed a 2
Mr. Energy: "Now it's time for spelling bee. That's round 2. Question 1. Spell Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."
Smash: "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. P-n-e-u-m-o-n-o-u-" the scene gets sped up 4x "-l-t-r-a-m-i-c-r-o-s-c-o-p-i-c-s-i-l-i-c-o-v-o-l-c-a-n-o-c-o-n-i-o-s-i-s. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis." the scene goes back to normal speed
Mr. Energy: "Correct!"
The crowd was sleeping as Smash's point counter went up to a 3
Smash: "There's no energy here."
Mr. Energy: "You spelled one of the longest words in the English dictionary, so of course it would go on for long enough to bore the crowd. Now you've ruined the point of the show. But, I am a fair host, and it is my fault that this happened, so you won't be disqualified anymore."
Smash: "Thanks, Mr. Energy."
Mr. Energy: "You're welcome."
Mr. Energy: "Question 2. Spell pronunciation."
Goldie: she presses her buzzer "Pronunciation. P-R-O-N-U-N-C-I-A-T-I-O-N. Pronunciation."
Mr. Energy: "Correct!"
The crowd cheered after Goldie got it correct, and her point counter went up to a 3
Mr. Energy: "Question 3. Spell iCup backwards! This is a brand name. Apparently Apple is in the game of selling other appliances other than their computers."
Skye: he presses his buzzer "iCup! I-C-U-P! iCup!"
The crowd laughed at Skye
Skye: "What? Am I wrong?"
Mr. Energy: he laughs very hard "No, you now have 2 points, but that was hilarious!" he laughed even harder
Skye's point counter showed a 2
Tails: "Go, Skye, go!"
Cream: "I can tell you this type of humor is hot nowadays."
Tails: "Do you think it's a good thing or a bad thing?"
Cream: "Neither. Just saying."
Mr. Energy: "Question 4. Now here's an interesting subversion. Spell the word that is the word evil scrambled and means stay alive."
Skye: he presses the buzzer "Live. L-I-V-E. Live."
Mr. Energy: "Correct!"
Skye's point counter showed a 3 and the crowd cheered
Mr. Energy: "Question 5. Spell Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl-" 
3 Hours Later... 
Mr. Energy: "-isoleucine." 
Skye: "Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl-" 
3 More Hours Later... 
Skye: "-isoleucine. M-E-T-H-I-O-N-Y-L-T-H-R-E-" 
10 Hours Later when the audience fell asleep... 
Skye: "L-E-U-C-I-N-E." 
Mr. Energy: "Correct..." he yawns "Why did I choose this hard word? By the way, that was a big question, so Skye, you get..." he sleeps 
Melody: "Wow! That movie was so deep!" 
Harmony: "So funny when it needs to be!" 
Rhythm: "This is a masterpiece! Ten out of ten!" 
Melody: "Why is nobody awake?" 
Harmony: she shouts on the microphone "ALL HAIL EGGMAN!" 
Everyone woke up 
Ash: "ALL HAIL EGGMAN?" 
Rhythm: "We did it! Everyone is awake now! Mr. Energy, do your thing and get on with the show!" 
Mina: "What happened, husband?" 
Ash: "We all slept like babies. Literally, as a baby sleeps sixteen hours. And the kids woke us up by saying Hail Eggman." 
Mina: she slapped Ash "No wonder why that shocked me out of my sleep. I am going to punish these kids later for saying that." 
Ash: "Hey! What was that for?" 
Mina: "You said Hail Eggman." 
Ash: he slaps Mina "Now you said it!" 
Mina: "At least we ended this potentially endless cycle." 
Ash: "Thank goodness." 
Mr. Energy: "Oh! Skye now has 8 points! That was a difficult question! Good job, Skye, you can rest, or if you choose to, answer more questions to strengthen your bragging rights and chances of getting that 10 million." 
The crowd cheered for Skye 
Mr. Energy: "And thanks for waking us up, Harmony. Next round. Guess that music! Question 1." he plays the Green Hill theme 
Smash: she presses the buzzer "Green Hill!" 
Mr. Energy: "Don't need to press the buzzer in this round. Correct, though! Next item!" he plays the Emerald Hill theme 
Goldie: "Emerald Hill?" 
Mr. Energy: "Correct, but I don't want to say it, because your point counter will turn red if you get it wrong, and go up a number if you get it right." 
Goldie: "And what if I get it left?" 
Mr. Energy: "That's a symbol of forfeiting without caring for your health." 
Goldie: "And what if I go right?" 
Mr. Energy: "Then that's a symbol of forfeiting the normal way." 
Goldie: "Got it." 
Mr. Energy: "Guess Item 3 now!" he plays the Sparkling Zone theme 
Goldie: "Spring Yard Zone!" 
Mr. Energy: "Incorrect." 
Smash: "Sparkling Zone." 
Mr. Energy: "Correct. No wonder why Spring Yard's mayor got impeached." 
7 Items Later... 
Mr. Energy: "Now we're 8 points for all." 
Skye: "I relaxed in this, as it's more fun with more competition." 
Tails: "Skye! You can do it!" 
Cream: "Go, Skye, go!" 
Steve: "No, Skye should go. Not "Go, Skye", it's Skye should go. Go, Goldie!" 
Mr. Energy: "Last 5 questions. And they're miscellaneous. Item 21 total. Correct the mistake in the sentence in the screen." 
The screen shows the sentence "Sonic's first appearance was as the titular character of the 1991 game on the Sega Genesis." 
Smash: she presses the buzzer "Dad's first appearance was in Rad Mobile." 
Mr. Energy: "Correct!" 
Smash's point counter goes up to a 9 
Mr. Energy: "Question 22. Complete the sentence on the screen. There can be 1-3 letters before the "ill" in the second word." 
The screen shows "Go _ill Yourself" 
All 3 press their buzzers at the same time 
Smash, Goldie, and Skye (simultaneously): "Go thrill yourself!" 
Mr. Energy: "Guess we're giving all of you the point. Question 23." 
The screen shows "What is the peak season?" 
Goldie: "Uh, summer?" 
Mr. Energy: "Wrong." 
Skye (mind): "What would I say when they ask a question like this? It's objective! Wait a second..." 
The word "peak" in the question gets highlighted 
Skye: he presses the buzzer "Oh, this is fun. Winter." 
Mr. Energy: "Correct!" 
Rhythm: she does the "ba dum tss" on her drum 
The crowd laughs 
Mr. Energy: "Question 24. Complete this quote." 
The screen shows "The same thing we do every night, ______" 
Goldie: she presses the button quickly "Take over the world!" 
Mr. Energy: "Correct! Now, here's the last question. This question is as spicy as wasabi." 
The crowd gasps 
Mr. Energy: "As hard as a Chaos Emerald!" 
The crowd gasps again 
Mr. Energy: "And tougher to beat than Cream." 
The crowd screams, but realizes what Mr. Energy said and breathes a sigh of relief 
Cream: "Excuse me, but may I please tell you that I can be a formidable opponent too?" 
Mr. Energy: "Question 25. What is the best way to get rid of racism and sexism? Best answer wins, as you're all tied." 
Goldie: "Educate people on them." 
Skye: "I mean Goldie is right about that being good, but how about the banning of using slurs and the encouragement of using gender-neutral pronouns when one doesn't know what a person's gender is?" 
Smash: she clears her throat "There is no best way. All of them are good, and even if there was a best way to get rid of those, it'd be only slightly better than the second best, plus it won't work. We need to use every good method possible to get rid of these two problems. If both of them have only have one good method to eliminate them each, we're not gonna even leave a crack on the terrible towers of racism and sexism. We're not gonna-" 
Mr. Energy: "Enough already! That is too deep! Go ahead, take your prize money of 10,000,000 Mobiums! You win this last point!" 
The crowd cheered for Smash 
Mr. Energy: "And since Goldie answered her 3rd question last, she'll be the third placer and get 1,000,000 Mobiums only." 
Goldie: "That's fine." she looked a bit saddened 
Smash: "Hey, wanna have 3 tenths of my prize money?" 
Goldie: "Yes. Thanks, Smash. My family is just not as rich as yours. My dad is a sitcom star, but my family, in terms of wealth is not even close to yours or Skye's." 
Skye: "What do you even need the money for anyway?" 
Goldie: "Well, you can use your money to be kind to others and let many people live in Tails' Towers. But you know, I only wanted to have this much money, because we need enough money for the visual effects. Yes, Constellation Clashes Episode 4 cost only 11 million to make, but we need to make a movie based on my dad's sitcom greater than that. It should be great enough to attract even the people who listen to or watch critic reviews! We need some more money! There's one more thing we need to fix! And it costs 5 million Mobiums to fix." 
Gloria: "I can help with that. I am one of the greatest heroines in this planet! I can make it a box office hit without the need of that much cash." 
Goldie: "That's what we're talking about. I think it'd be difficult for Pennylodeon to hire such a great heroine, Mom." 
Gloria: "Not if your Dad is working at the studio." 
Goldie: "Bingo bango! Dad's movie can start!" 
A 3-month long production later... 
Gloria: "That was easy. Writing was not easy, but the writers already wrote, and with my management, the movie is now released to the public." 
Goldie: "Let's see how the box office is." 
1 Month Later... 
Skye: "Hey, Steve! Your movie was a box office smash!" 
Steve: "I am so glad I married you, Gloria!" 
Gloria: "And I am so glad I married you too. You make all of my bad days better, due to how entertaining you are." 
Goldie: "Aww!" 
The End! 
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