Uncoordinated Defense

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
* Tapklix is furious that none of the goblins who are guarding Bigwest Shortstop have returned to the camp. The Illuminati have been spotted dangerously close to the camp, but no guards have regrouped to defend it. Find the guards and tell them to return to Bigwest Shortstop. Their posts are at the Makers' Quarter and the Collectors' Quarter.
* You find the guards and convince them to return to Bigwest Shortstop. Return there yourself and make sure all of the goblins have made it back safely.
* Although the guards have all made it back to Bigwest Shortstop successfully, it seems there is a fundamental problem. None of the goblins can agree on the correct procedure for when they should regroup to defend the camp. But the entire patrol force itself is pointless if they are unable to mount an organized defense. For now, Tapklix will lead the goblins in driving off the Illuminati attack, but he asks you to go to Slowfix and advise him of this worrying situation.
* Slowfix is not surprised to learn that the goblin guards are unable to agree on the correct rules, because Idyllshire has no rules! Idyllshire is intended as a “free nation for free people.” Rules, procedures, and laws─anything that robs the goblins of their rights and freedom─would run counter to this ideal.
==Objectives==
* Search for the goblin watchguards.
* Speak with Tapklix.
* Report to Slowfix.
==Script==
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Tapklix 	Pshhh... Shkohhh...
Illuminati draw near, but gobbie watchguards do not return to camp!
Tapklix 	Plan is for watchguards to gather and launch backstrike from here if Illuminati approach. But no gobbies gather here at all!
Tapklix 	Uplander, please find watchguards and tell them to return! Watchguards should be at Makers' Quarter and Collectors' Quarter.
 	
Tapklix 	Find watchguards at Makers' Quarter and Collectors' Quarter. Tell them to return here with fastness!
 	
Sentrya01937 	Pshhh... Shkohhh...
Hmmm? Illuminati are near? I must return with fastness to Bigwest Shortstop!
 	
Sentryb01937 	Pshhh... Shkohhh...
Illuminati!? I did not know! Thank you, uplander. I return to camp now.
 	
Sentryb01937 	Pshhh... Shkohhh...
Yes. I saw Illuminati. But they were not close to camp. Not really close.
Sentryb01937 	But if Tapklix asks us to return, I have no choice. I return now.
 	
Sentrya01937 	Pshhh... Shkohhh...
Are Illuminati truly near?
Sentryb01937 	Pshhh... Shkohhh...
Strange... Where are Illuminati?
Sentryc01937 	Pshhh... Shkohhh...
What!? There is no sign of Illuminati!
Tapklix 	Pshhh... Shkohhh...
Uplander! Thank you for finding watchguards!
Tapklix 	But watchguards, you are all too slow! Illuminati draw very close, but you not return! Rule is simple: return to Bigwest Shortstop if Illuminati pass boulder!
Sentrya01937 	Pshhh... Shkohhh...
No, no! Rule is: return when Illuminati pass watercross! Not boulder!
Sentryb01937 	Pshhh... Shkohhh...
No, no, no, no! Not boulder. Not watercross. Ruins! Rule is: return when Illuminati pass ruins!
Sentryc01937 	Pshhh... Shkohhh...
Wait! Boulder? Which boulder!? Tapklix, you not tell us which boulder!
Tapklix 	Pshhh... Shkohhh...
Why you all have different rule!? Patrol is un-useful if you do not report!
Tapklix 	Uplander, tell Slowfix about this, please. We will stop Illuminati, but please report problem to Slowfix.
 	
Tapklix 	Uplander, we will stop Illuminati, you please tell Slowfix about problem.
Sentryc01937 	Pshhh... Shkohhh...
We need better rules!
Sentryc01937 	Pshhh... Shkohhh...
Is it possible to have too much freedom?
Sentryc01937 	Pshhh... Shkohhh...
All gobbies have different understanding of plan!?
Slowfix 	Pshhh... Shkohhh...
Uplander! What brings you to Idyllshire?
Slowfix 	Ah! But that is expected. Gobbie fightyforce is independent! To have rules would rob gobbies of gods-given liberties!
Slowfix 	Free nation for free people should have no rules! This is best. ...No?
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Dravanian Sidequests in Final Fantasy XIV