Holonet

This page covers the social network used by Bitizens in Tiny Death Star.  You might be looking for the hidden food level, Holonet Cafe, instead.
Holonet is the Facebook of Tiny Death Star. Bitizens will periodically post their thoughts on Holonet. Other bitizens will "like" each post.
Certain events trigger different types of posts.
== Bitizen's Birthday ==
These messages are generated when the game is opened on the bitizen's birthday:
*Birthday bash at my place, silly helmets only!
*Birthday party at my apartment, no presents please! Just kidding! Bring them.
*Can we do bantha rides at my birthday party?
*Did anyone know that it is my birthday today?
*Everyone sing happy birthday to me, starting ... now!
*For my birthday I am going to soak in the tub and read a datapad.
*For my birthday I am going to stay home and play games.
*Go me! It's My birthday!
*Gonna have a birthday party for yours truly.
*Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me!
*Having a pizza party for my birthday.
*Hmm, I wonder if anyone is planning a surprise party for me?
*I hope I get some new games for my birthday.
*I hope someone got me a new Comlink for my birthday!
*I hope someone got me a new Holoprojector for my birthday!
*I want an ice cream cake from Scoop of Hoth for my birthday.
*I wonder if anyone knows it's my birthday...
*I wonder if we can fit an antigrav castle in here for my birthday...
*Ice cream and cake cake cake! birthday time!
*I'll give you a hint, it's my birthday.
*Is attending their own birthday party.
*It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
*It's my birthday, people!!! Come on!
*Picked up some chips and dip for my birthday bash tonight.
*Somebody had better remember my birthday today.
*Someone needs to give me some presents!!!
*Someone pinned the tail on me at my birthday party.
*We are chartering a shuttle to celebrate my birthday. Come join us!
*Who wants to take me to a different level for my birthday? Someplace nice!
== Business Level Closed==
These messages trigger when the working bitizen is out of stock
*Came to work at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>, but nobody is here!
*Closing the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. Lord Vader ain't gonna like this!
*Closing up the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. Hope I don't lose my job!
*Do I still get paid if the <BUSINESS LEVEL> is closed?
*Don't come to the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. We are closed.
*Got off work from the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. They had to close early.
*I hope I still get paid even though the <BUSINESS LEVEL> isn't open.
*I remember when we used to sell stuff at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*I work at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>, but it's not open today.
*Lights Out! No more stock left at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*Out of stock at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>, shutting off the lights. :(
*Really slow at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. Playing dejarik, lol.
*Sorry for the <BUSINESS LEVEL> being closed. Hope to be open soon!
*Still waiting for the <BUSINESS LEVEL> to open.
*The <BUSINESS LEVEL> is closed again!!!
*The <BUSINESS LEVEL> is still closed. Does that mean I can go home?
*Uh, who turned out the lights at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>? lol
*Waiting for a shipment at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>, If it doesn't come, I'll have to close up!
*Waiting to open the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. Any time now, guys!
*When is the <BUSINESS LEVEL> going to open? I need to work!
*Whoops, somebody goofed. We have to close the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*Would love to sell you stuff at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>, but we're out!
*Yay, no work today! They had to close the <BUSINESS LEVEL>! :D
== Business Level Stocked ==
These messages are posted when the business level is stocked
*Better come quick if you want anything from the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*Come and get it! Everything available at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*Come in to the <BUSINESS LEVEL> and I will give you a good deal.
*Come on down to the <BUSINESS LEVEL>! We got what you want.
*Come to the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. We have way too much stuff.
*Doing crazy business at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>!
*Doing great business at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>, I should get a raise!
*Everyone at the <BUSINESS LEVEL> deserves a raise!
*Finished stocking the <BUSINESS LEVEL>... can I have a break now?
*Fully stocked the <BUSINESS LEVEL>, so now I can kick back!
*Getting mobbed at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*Good thing I came in to work! The <BUSINESS LEVEL> is slammed today.
*Great deals on everything at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. Stop on by.
*Hard day of work over at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. Who's up for a drink?
*High-fives to all my coworkers at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>!
*Holy smokes, the <BUSINESS LEVEL> is packed right now.
*I have never seen the <BUSINESS LEVEL> this busy.
*Impressive profits from the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*It seems like the <BUSINESS LEVEL> is always busy.
*it seems like the <BUSINESS LEVEL> is never closed.
*Just finished stocking the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. Should be set for a while.
*Just fully stocked the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. Going to be a busy day.
*Just got a bonus for fully stocking the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*LOL, there is literally a line out the door of the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*Looong day of work at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. Got a lot done though!
*Now would be a good time to stop by the <BUSINESS LEVEL>!
*Overstocked at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. Everything must go!!!
*The <BUSINESS LEVEL> employees are getting it done.
*The <BUSINESS LEVEL> is fully locked and loaded!
*The <BUSINESS LEVEL> is gonna rock around the clock tonight.
*The <BUSINESS LEVEL> is open for business, and fully stocked!
*The <BUSINESS LEVEL> is running like a well-oiled speeder.
*The <BUSINESS LEVEL> is SO HOT RIGHT NOW!
*Things are going swimmingly at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*Things seem to sell themselves here at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*Thx to every1 for helping me stock the <BUSINESS LEVEL>!
*We are the best workers the <BUSINESS LEVEL> has ever had!
*We got tons of stuff done at the <BUSINESS LEVEL> today.
*We have a pretty big selection of stuff at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*We have anything you could want at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*We have been working really hard at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*We have so much stuff to sell at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>...
*We just got tons of stock in at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*Woohoo! I'm employee of the week!
*Working hard and playing hard at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*Wow, business is booming at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
== New Bitizen ==
These messages are posted when a new bitizen is moved into a residential level:
*Anyone in the Death Star notice a bit of a draft?
*At the new place... Not sure it's up to code, though. Where are the stairs?
*Been here a day and some stormtrooper just walks through my apartment.
*Death Star? They could have thought of a better name.
*Does anyone else live in the Death Star? I am new to the station.
*Does anyone know the pet policy here? I have 2 thernbees.
*First day in the Death Star and I already hear a cavernhorn. Great.
*Found a place to rent in the Death Star. Not too tiny I hope!
*Found my new apartment. Hey look! free food!
*Got to my new place. I need to move all my stuff. Any help? Please?
*Guys, my new place is awesome! You have to come over!
*Hello, new to the Death Star. Hope it's nice here!
*I can't find anywhere to fit my jacuzzi in this new place.
*I don't have a bed or a bathroom, but at least I have somewhere to sit!
*I don't think that having one wall completely missing is up to code.
*I hope my neighbors are nice. I just moved into the Death Star.
*I need a place with more windows.
*It took me 27 trips in the lift to move all my stuff into the Death Star!
*I've always wanted to live in the Death Star, and now here I am! :D
*Just finished putting away stuff. Anyone seen my 26 foot aiwha?
*Just got to my new place. It seems like a lot of cool people live here!
*Just moved in, finally somewhere quiet to practice my cavernhorn.
*Just moved in, party at my place! Bring moss chips & Bantha butter.
*Just moved in. can't wait to check out the rest of the Death Star.
*Let's watch the crashball game at my new place! Someone just needs to bring a vid.
*Loving my new digs at the Death Star! What a view!
*Moved into a new place called the Def Star or something like that.
*My new apartment already had stuff in it! Is that normal?
*My new apartment is nice, but the people here are sort of weird.
*My new roommates don't like my feather boas. I can tell :(
*New here! Is there a datapad club?
*New place. Hopefully I can find a new job too.
*New to the station. If you hear someone playing a cavernhorn, it's not me.
*Not much to do here. Guess I will just pace back and forth for a bit.
*Renting at the Death Star until I have enough to move to the Death Star 3.
*So far no tesfli or womp rats in my new place.
*Space is tight in my new place. Might cancel the dance party.
*The Death Star is nice, but can anyone tell me where the bathrooms are?
*This new place is OK. I just don't remember things being so blocky.
*This place is fantastic. I think I am going to really enjoy it here.
*Why did I move into a space station when I am afraid of heights?
*Why does my new apartment smell like Groat cheese?
*Wow, my new place in the Death Star is the bomb.
*Wow, this new place is really a dump!
*Wow, this new place is really nice!
*Wow, when they say Death Star, they aren't kidding.
*Wow, who decorated this place?
*Wow, you can see Alderaan from up here!
== Job Match (High) ==
These messages are posted when a bitizen is matched with a job where they have a high level of ability (over 5):
*Actually looking forward to working at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*Everyone who works at the <BUSINESS LEVEL> is super cool.
*Found my missing sock and got a great job at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>!
*Found work at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>, I'm gonna fit in well here.
*Got a job at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. Super excited!
*I am going to own this <BUSINESS LEVEL> in 10 years. Just watch!
*I am the perfect fit for this new opening at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*I can't believe I get paid to work at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. Awesome!
*I can't wait to start at my new job at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>!
*I get to work at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>! I must be dreaming!
*I have always wanted to work at the <BUSINESS LEVEL> and now I am!
*Just got a job at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. I'm so excited!!!
*Landed a gig at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. It's the perfect fit for me.
*My new boss at the <BUSINESS LEVEL> actually seems pretty cool.
*Really digging my new job at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. Swing by!
*Super happy to be working at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>! :D
*Thats right, I work at the <BUSINESS LEVEL> :) Jealous?
*The <BUSINESS LEVEL> is the coolest job on the planet.
*This new <BUSINESS LEVEL> job is going to be perfect for me.
*Woot! Just scored my dream job at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*Working at the <BUSINESS LEVEL> is my passion. That and lol tuskcats.
*Working at the <BUSINESS LEVEL> is pretty much the perfect job.
*Working at the <BUSINESS LEVEL> now. This is the best job ever!
== Job Match (Low) ==
These messages are posted when a bitizen is matched with a job where they have a low level of ability (5 and under):
*Bah. New job at the <BUSINESS LEVEL> about as fun as a pressure leak.
*Can't believe the <BUSINESS LEVEL> hired me, lol.
*Don't think this <BUSINESS LEVEL> job is going to work out well.
*Dreading going to work at the <BUSINESS LEVEL> today. :(
*Got a bad performance review at the <BUSINESS LEVEL> :(
*Got hired at the <BUSINESS LEVEL> even with my creative resume.
*Got hired at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. Yay?
*Hmm, not sure I'm a great fit for the <BUSINESS LEVEL>...
*I am so unqualified to be working at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*I don't think I really fit in at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*I hope I don't have to work at the <BUSINESS LEVEL> too long. :(
*I never thought I would end up working at a <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*Need a job bad so I will have to work at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*Oh boy, I don't know how long I am gonna last at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*The only job I could find was at the crummy <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*They don't pay me enough to work at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. But I am.
*Ugh, I can't believe I have to work at the <BUSINESS LEVEL> all day.
*Work today at the <BUSINESS LEVEL>. Noooo!
*Working at the <BUSINESS LEVEL> now. Not thrilled.
*worst job evar! (<BUSINESS LEVEL>)
== New Business Level Built ==
These messages are posted whenever a new business level is completed:
*Did it really take that long to get a <BUSINESS LEVEL>?
*Did someone mention there was a new <BUSINESS LEVEL> opening?
*Everyone come visit me, we have a new <BUSINESS LEVEL>!
*Everyone tells me I should go work at the new <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*Go to the new <BUSINESS LEVEL>!!! They just opened it!!!
*Going on a date to the new <BUSINESS LEVEL>. Wish me luck!
*Going to the new <BUSINESS LEVEL>, will post my impressions.
*Has anyone in the station checked out the new <BUSINESS LEVEL>?
*How many times have I said they should open a <BUSINESS LEVEL>?
*I wonder if the new <BUSINESS LEVEL> is hiring?
*Just ran into my friend from the academy at the new <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*Just saw a new <BUSINESS LEVEL>, lets hope its a good one.
*Just stopped by the new <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*Lol, they just opened a <BUSINESS LEVEL>, not even kidding.
*My friends and I are headed over to the new <BUSINESS LEVEL>.
*The new <BUSINESS LEVEL> is going to be my favorite place ever.
*These <BUSINESS LEVEL>s are popping up all over the place.
*They finally opened up the new <BUSINESS LEVEL>!
*They just built a <BUSINESS LEVEL> on my level!
*This new <BUSINESS LEVEL> is going to change everything!
*This new <BUSINESS LEVEL> should help liven up the place a bit.
*Ugh, a <BUSINESS LEVEL> just opened here :(
*Weird, they built a <BUSINESS LEVEL> in my building.
*Who the heck is going to go to that new <BUSINESS LEVEL>?
*Wow, never seen a <BUSINESS LEVEL> here before.
*Yay, we got a <BUSINESS LEVEL>! Yayyyyyy :D
== New Roommate ==
These messages are triggered whenever a new bitizen is moved into the posting bitizen's residence:
*<NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> hasn't come out of the bedroom since move-in. Hope everything's OK!
*<NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> just moved in and already ate all of my cake. Not good.
*<NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> just moved in and brought a huge stuffed hanadak.
*<NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> just moved in, party at our place! Silly helmets only.
*<NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> just moved in, party at our place! Silly helmets only.
*<NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> my new roommate is really awesome. New bestie!
*Already got in a fight with the new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME>. :(
*Another new roommate. <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> seems cool though.
*I can already tell that <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> and I are going to be best buds.
*I can't stand the new roomie <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME>'s hair! It makes me so mad!
*I hope our new roomate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> is cool.
*I hope that <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> is OK with sleeping on the couch. I need 2 beds.
*I think the new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> is a clone.
*I think the new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> is a frog.
*I think the new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> is a smuggler.
*I think the new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> is a spy.
*Is that bagpipes coming from <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME>'s room? Please no!
*My new roomie <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> brought home food. Hello new best friend!
*My new roomie <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> is a complete slob, yuck!
*My new roomie <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> is so organized he sorted our cereal boxes.
*My new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> acts like a Droid.
*My new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> cleans all the time, lucky me!
*My New roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> is hilarious! lol!
*My new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> smells like Groat cheese. Delicious!
*My new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> tells terrible jokes constantly.
*My New roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> used to work on a moisture farm!
*My new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> won't stop watching Troops vids.
*My roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> snores with the power of 10 blasters.
*New roomie <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> has a lot of feather boas. Not going to ask.
*New roomie <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> has the appetite of a sarlacc.
*New roomie <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> is decorating the apartment with crystal figurines.
*New roomie <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> is decorating the apartment with ewok statues.
*New roomie <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> is going out the airlock any day now.
*New roomie <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> needs to get a job, stat!
*New roomie <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> shares my appreciation of fine snacks.
*New roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> has excellent choice in roommates.
*New roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> seems a bit off, but at least the rent gets paid.
*Our new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> asked if we had a trampoline ... wow.
*Our new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> eats nothing but brawballos!
*Our new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> has a tuskcat that can do math.
*Since my roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> moved in my pants have gone missing.
*The new roomie <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> has a huge vidscreen! woot!
*The new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> has 17 tuskcats, or it smells like it.
*The new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> is afraid of the letter Q
*The new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> is always using the comlink :(
*The new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> keeps breaking my toy figures.
*The new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> keeps looking at me funny.
*The new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> really likes my bow ties.
*The new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> wants to grow corn in the closet!
*The new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> won't stop playing Holo-Sabacc.
*The only thing my new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> owns is a rubber chicken.
*This new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> had better be nicer than the last guy.
*We are gonna party all the time with <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME> living here now.
*With our new roommate <NEW BITIZEN'S NAME>, we can finally play pazaak.
== Unique Rebel Bitizen ==
These messages are posted when a unique rebel bitizen is moved past the floor the posting bitizen is located:
*Everybody froze when <REBEL'S NAME> showed up!
*I thought I smelled something rotten in here, but it was just <REBEL'S NAME>
*I wonder if the Emperor would mind if I asked <REBEL'S NAME> for an autograph?
*Should <REBEL'S NAME> be here? I'm alerting security!
== Unique Imperial Bitizen ==
These messages are posted when a unique Empire-affiliated bitizen is moved past the floor the posting bitizen is located:
*<IMPERIAL'S NAME> is so much shorter than I thought, lol!
*I can't wait to tell my mom that I saw <IMPERIAL'S NAME> today!
*OMG! I think I just saw <IMPERIAL'S NAME> come through here!
*Whoa, <IMPERIAL'S NAME> is even scarier in person!
== Random ==
These messages are randomly posted:
*:p
*>_<
*A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
*A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those?
*Ack, I'm gonna be late for my spin class.
*All I want is everything. Is that a problem?
*Am I pretty?
*An ion storm's brewing, I can feel it in my pixels.
*Anybody have a cup of sugar I can borrow?
*Anybody up for a hangar-bay barbecue?
*Anybody want a peanut?
*Anyone here interested in putting together a poetry slam?
*Anyone want to catch a vid tonight?
*Anyone want to form a band? I can play the bawoonka!
*Anyone want to test my new rocket boots?
*Are moustaches really in style? I think they are gross.
*Been looking for like 20 mins, I can't find a way out of the station.
*Buying 1 set of bagpipes, willing to spend around 200 Credits.
*Can someone help me? I locked myself inside my apartment!
*Can't stop posting on holobook. I just ate a ham sandwich!
*Clones are people two.
*Could we get a snack machine or something in the docking bay?
*Death Star residents are the best. Seriously people, group hug time.
*Did anyone else see twin little girls standing in the hallway? Creepy.
*Did anyone watch the game last night? Wow!
*Did you hear the rumors about Alderaan? I can't believe it.
*Do not try riding the elevator while standing on your head.
*Do you think there are Tusken Raiders in here? I'm afraid of Tusken Raiders.
*Does anyone feel like helping me put together some furniture?
*Does anyone have an l-day coming up? I have way too much ice cream.
*Does anyone have some enchilada sauce I can borrow?
*Does anyone know the last time this elevator was inspected?
*Does everyone have such tiny feet? Maybe it's just me...
*don't Panic!
*Drip, drip, drip. Someone needs to fix my faucet!
*Ever notice that nobody sits down? There are even chairs all over!
*Everybody is having fun without me :(
*Everyone in the Death Star is so friendly!
*Experiment: Everyone jump up in the air in exactly 5 minutes.
*Feeling a little stiff today.
*Going to go camping up on the unfinished levels this weekend.
*Good thing it never snows here.
*Got ice cream on the couch. Just flipped the cushion over.
*Got some tickets to a Rodian rodeo.
*Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
*Hard to believe someone built this Death Star pixel by pixel.
*Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Unless Vader chokes you.
*Haters gonna hate.
*Have you ever wondered if we all exist inside a computer simulation?
*Hello? Is this thing on?
*Help, all the ants in my ant farm escaped!
*Hey! No speeder bikes in the hall!
*Hey, whomever is in the level above me - quiet down! I need my sleeps.
*Hmm, I don't remember what level I live on...
*Hmm, I don't think it's supposed to rain indoors is it?
*Hmm, smells like Wookiee!
*Holobook I <3 U
*How about that local sports team?
*How do you get the lift to go? The Force?
*How does this thing work? Testing 1-2-3. Hello World.
*How many bits would a bitizen byte if a bitizen could byte bits?
*I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.
*I believe that we were all born out of a little App Icon. I know, sounds nuts.
*I can see the asteroids from my apartment! Nice view.
*I can't even tell what this thing in the fridge used to be.
*I can't find a decent hair jelly in this place.
*I can't find a good place to display my holo-sticker collection.
*I can't get over the fact that I live inside the ultimate power in the universe!
*I challenge my neighbors to a duel. Water Pistols at dawn!
*I could use a grappling hook right about now.
*I deserve a treat, going out to dinner tonight!
*I did not just spit out the airlock. Did not. I promise.
*I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
*I don't think, therefore I am not.
*I dropped my ID in the docking bay. I think it fell out into space. :(
*I feel like dancing!
*I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
*I feel like someone is watching over us.
*I have a bad feeling about this.
*I hope my neighbors can't hear me singing in the shower.
*I hope nobody sees me taking my golf clubs up to the detention level. Shhh!
*I intend to live forever. So far so good.
*I just found out that a parsec is a unit of distance, not speed!
*I just got a new vidscreen! Now to put my Holo-Sabacc on it.
*I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite!
*I just lol'ed so hard I almost roffled my waffles.
*I just ran into a bitizen that looked just like me! Maybe we are twins!
*I just saw someone flying a Droid out their window!
*I keep having nightmares about a giant finger smooshing me. :(
*I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
*I like candy, bubblegum and taffy.
*I like to imagine a soundtrack playing to everything I am doing.
*I like to rollerblade around the Death Star, it's much faster.
*I live life by some simple rules: Walk around, yawn, and blink.
*I love lamp.
*I met a guy who says he got his arm cut off at Mos Eisley.
*I need a date for this weekend! Anyone out there interested?
*I need a maroon tingo Anura, please help!
*I need a new hair style to mix things up.
*I need a plumber to fix my sink and save a princess.
*I need some new designer threads.
*I need someone to play hacky sack with. Any takers?
*I need to exercise more and keep my bits nimble!
*I need to learn to accessorize.
*I notice that a lot of people wear the same clothes every day.
*I really need some new shoes.
*I remember when the Death Star was only a few levels ...
*I think I am coming down with a virus...
*I think I need a software update, I keep bugging out lol.
*I think I saw a wookiee on the next floor down!
*I think I saw Darth Vader! Does he live here?
*I think I'm just going to lie on the couch all day.
*I think someone in the Death Star has a crush on me ... no hints though!
*I think there are some angry birds trapped in the ventilation.
*I think, therefore I blink.
*I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
*I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
*I wanna polka!
*I want one of those cool red robes. Anyone know who those guys were?
*I want to be a star pilot like my father.
*I want to believe.
*I want to book a trip to Cloud City!
*I wish I had some new clothes :(
*I wish someone would give me some new clothes!
*I would kill for a banthaburger right now.
*If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
*If I'm not back in five minutes ... wait longer!
*If we were thinking with portals then we wouldn't need these lifts.
*If you are going to walk on thin ice you might as well dance.
*If you see gum on the floor, leave it there. It isn't free candy. It's on the level.
*I'm a cotton-headed nerf-herder.
*I'm confused ... wait ... maybe I'm not.
*I'm freezing! Can't we turn up the heat just a little?
*I'm getting too old for this.
*I'm gonna visit every single level this week. Death Star grand tour!
*I'm having a terrible day. I don't want to talk about it.
*I'm in a glass case of emotion!
*I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
*I'm not anti-social... I'm just not user friendly.
*I'm offering bagpipe, tuba and drum lessons. Only 10 Credits per session!
*I'm selling Death Star Tshirts if anyone wants any. Small and XXL only.
*I'm so great I'm jealous of myself.
*I'm thinking about changing my outfit, what do you think?
*Is anyone else constantly hearing background music?
*Is it just me or are the elevators getting faster?
*Is it your nock or mynock?
*I've always wanted to be a star pilot.
*Just disassembled every piece of furniture in my apartment.
*Just passed someone on their way to the airlock with a rocket pack.
*Just saw a blue ghost! The Death Star is haunted by the spirits of evicted bitizens!
*Let's go, hot water, I need to take a shower.
*Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.
*LOL
*Looking for a bawookna player for our band. Moustache preferred.
*Lost my contact! Everyone look for a clear pixel on the floor.
*Lost my pet frog Wally. He is green and small. 100 Credit reward if found!
*Mm. I just burned my tongue.
*My dream is to be a forest-dweller some day.
*My neighbor is one bit short of a byte, if you know what I mean.
*My neighbor sings in the shower and has zero talent.
*My neighbor won't stop blasting chiptunes all night long! Argh!
*Never, ever make absolute, unconditional statements.
*Nice weather we've been having. It's always clear and dry!
*Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it.
*Nothing like finding a Droid arm in the middle of the hall. Ew.
*o_o
*OK, who covered my entire apartment in tin foil? Not funny guys.
*OK, who filled my entire apartment with packing peanuts? Very funny...
*OMG who controls these elevators? They should be fired!
*Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
*Out walking my pet fish.
*Parachute for sale. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
*Pass this messege on to 3 more people or u will have bad luk!
*People can be so two dimensional sometimes.
*People wearing sunglasses indoors: not as cool as you think.
*Putting my life together, bit by bit.
*Q_Q
*Sabacc game friday night at my place. Bring snacks and ship manifests!
*Scientists have discovered sub-pixels! Mind-boggling!
*Selling 1 argyle sock, slightly used. Serious inquiries only please.
*Selling 1 brown sofa, slightly used. 150 Credits, OBO.
*Selling 1 refrigerator, like new. Food not included. 300 Credits.
*Selling 16 feather boas, assorted colors. Serious offers only!
*Seriously, what is up with these elevators?
*So... is there actually any way to leave the Death Star?
*Some people repeat themselves too often.
*Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!
*Somebody's boring me ... I think it's me.
*Someone from Tatooine must have moved in. There's sand everywhere.
*Someone is tapping out morse code on my water pipes.
*Someone keeps following me, or maybe they just live here.
*Someone keeps slipping rude drawings under my door?!
*Someone stole my rug! It really tied the room together. :(
*Someone told me the Emperor loves Sabacc.
*Sometimes I feel like a Hutt. Sometimes I don't.
*Sometimes I feel like all I do is pace back and forth all day.
*Sometimes I get the feeling that we are being watched.
*Sometimes I just feel so tiny, ya know?
*Sometimes I just feel trapped in the Death Star.
*Sometimes I wish I had more resolution.
*Sometimes I wonder about the other bitizens that live here...
*Sometimes it feels like my life is in someone else's hands.
*Sorry I'm late, I'll leave early to make up for it.
*Stop yawning people! Get some more sleep, geeze.
*SURPRISE RACE! First one to the docking bay wins!
*TGIF! I think ... Actually I have no clue what day it is.
*That elevator ding is going to drive me crazy eventually.
*The Death Star is not a good place to have Aak Dogs, people!
*The Death Star was voted best virtual building in Avatar Monthly magazine!
*The future isn't what it used to be...
*The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.
*The rent is too darn high!
*The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?
*There are bounty hunters roaming the corridors. What gives?
*There are only 10 types of people in this world...
*There are so many... interesting people living here.
*These elevators are almost like a carnival ride :)
*These lifts really aren't built for more than one person.
*They need to get some faster elevators in this place.
*They say the universe is at least 150 gigapixels wide...
*Think they would let us start a veggie garden on the hydroponics level?
*Trapped in commlink, please send help!
*Trying to get a Death Star wiffle ball league started.
*Two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start and ...
*We are trapped in here I tell you!!! TRAPPED!
*Wearing mis-matched socks today, luckily nobody can tell.
*Wearing my best outfit today, totally turning some heads.
*Welp, time to get ready for work. Ugh!!
*What happens if I throw a water bottle through the airlock?
*What's green and has wheels? Grass! I lied about the wheels...
*What's with all the guys with beards?
*When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
*when the moon hits your eye that is 1 pixel wide, it's amore!
*Where the heck am I supposed to park my speeder?
*Where there are no swamps there are no Gungans.
*Who messed with the heat? It's like a sauna in here.
*Whoops, I just dropped my pants down the trash chute, not the laundry chute...
*Why is everything so blocky? Not very child safe.
*Why was the scarecrow promoted? He was outstanding in his field.
*Why would anyone want to leave the Death Star?
*Without the Death Star I would be so bored!
*Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!
*Wow! Just saw someone that had to be at least 20 pixels tall!
*You can't have everything ... where would you put it?
*You stay classy, Death Star.
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