Big Pimki

"The" Big Pimki is a needlessly tall, stocky, balding man with a wrinkly forehead, hailing from Wood-Forest, Krushia. He wears a white business suit, black shirt and white tie, with a purple flower in his blazer pocket.
== History ==
Pimki was born to an incredibly poor family in Krushia - so poor, in fact, that he was abandoned in Wood-Forest as the family could not support him. He was subsequently found by radioactive badgers and learned their ways.
Upon reaching 16, he was found by tourists on a nature walk, who took him to the King of Krushia. Official documents state that he was 8ft tall and 4t wide at this time.
Pimki was trained to be a soldier for the Krushian Armed Forces, and took a liking to tanks and explosives, as they, quote, "reminded them of himself." On his third year of service, he stole the sole Krushian tank at the time and ran off into the woods with it. He was swiftly picked up by Siberian intelligence when rumour of 13ft tall man begun to spread among the outskirts of the country.
During this time away, Pimki claims to have fought "bears, rats, a dead dragon, and the infamous wagonman", but proof of these claims have yet to bear any proof.
Pimki is now 32 years old and 40 ft tall, working as a hitman for the British Royal Family. His kill count is in the hundreds.
== Trivia ==
* Pimki was named Pimki by the King of Krushia, who is said to have exclaimed, "My God, He look like big pimki!" whilst raising his pinky finger.
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