Mike (Roadkill Timeline)

Mike Chenoweth is one of the titular characters from Mike and Melissa.
== Appearance ==
He is a muscular, large white man with brown facial hair and dark circles under his eyes. He always wears a blue hat with a yellow line going down the middle of it with a pair of brown animal ears stitched to it. He is seen wearing either a white shirt with the text "I AM MIKE THE HARDCORE + AWESOME" airbrushed onto it or alternatively a plain black shirt. The rest of his clothes consist of blue jeans and white shoes. 
Mike's hat serves a separate purpose other than looking INCREDIBLY SWAG. Mike was born without the top of his skull so the helmet also keeps his brain matter from escaping its confines. 
His skunk-cat form is an alternate appearance seen in Melissa's mind. He is covered in brown fur and the fur forms into a beard at his chin. His clothes stay the same with his regular form. 
== Personality ==
Mike is simultaneously gentle and abrasive. He is very timid and reactive in social situations. He is quick to become embarrassed for others and is gets pretty upset when strangers don't engage in conversation with him. He is quite passionate about his show and will talk about it at length. He has an intimate side as well. 
Mike is suicidal. 
He is super infertile. 
== History ==
At some point in the past Mike had a girlfriend that broke up with him because she said he was crazy. This leaves him emotionally scarred. 
Mike goes to a party after a boring lecture at college. His friends, which happen to not like the music being played, scare away the party goers by playing drums aggressively. At home Mike is masturbating on his bed when all of a sudden an anthropomorphic skunk-cat named Melissa appears in his room. She is the literal furry being that is now in front of him. He admits he wants to be significant others with her and they stay together.
The next day, Mike is worries about his assignment on the Soviet Union film he didn't watch. Melissa tells him to just ignore it and he goes to class. His professor tells the class that they're writing an essay about the film, but he writes a short, insulting response. Culkin tells him to write it again or he will fail his class. On his way out of the school, Mike insults Melissa. 
Melissa wants to have sex with Mike. Mike has to get groceries and come up with a song before they can do that. So he rushes through that and plays his song with his band. They celebrate by having sex.
Mike is nervous one day when he knows he has band practice. He would like to introduce his friends to Melissa, but he is afraid they'll not like her. They start walking and find an alleyway with stoners in it. He declines their request to smoke. They get Mike high with a weed brownie, though he's none the wiser. When he goes to the band practice to tell them about Melissa, they see that he's high and are high as well. They come to the conclusion that they're all toked out of their mind. 
Mike is having loud sex with Melissa when then decides to try and find an idea for an anniversary present for her. He searches through her mind to find one then eventually proposes to her, with her accepting the offer. 
He finds out his classmate, Julia, is insulting his series online, so him and Melissa try to find them to defend Melissa's honor. 
Mike later gets into cuckholding and finds Melinda and tells Melissa to be her new partner. This is a short lived relationship as Mike gets over this fetish quickly. He lets Melinda live with his other friend. 
Melissa begins smoking crack cocaine in his bedroom, freaking out Mike. She acts like its not a big deal and convinces him to take a hit. He begrudgingly does so and gets hooked. His life spirals out of control and stops leaving his house except to buy more crack. He has nothing going on in his life except for smoking crack. 
Mike gets fed up with Melissa having a negative effect on his life and kicks her out. 
== Abilities ==
Infertility - Mike is cannot reproduce. 
Telekinesis - If he focuses his mind hard enough he can have Melissa affect the real world.
Mindscape Access - He can enter the mindscape of humans or tulpas.
Crack Addiction - He gets addicted to crack when Melissa convinces him to take a hit of her pipe.
== Appearances ==
* Mike Goes Crazy
* Mike's Secret
* Everlasting Love
* One Bitter, Two Sweet
* Episode 22
* "A Message from Mike and Melissa"
* Mike vs Julia
* Mike Gets Cucked
* Mike Smokes Crack
* Melissa Becomes Roadkill
Category:Extended Canon
Category:Characters
Category:Roadkill Timeline
Category:Humans