"Romance of the Four Clans Part 3"

"Come this episode, the group finds they have a...RAT problem if you catch our drift." - Romance of the Four Clans Part 3
== Plot Synopsis ==
== Trivia ==
* Onorhant is, according to Rat, known for its ale, booze and wine, which they apparently have no short supply of.
== Quotes ==
* Moren: I'm afraid from now on, guys, well, this is the end of what Thog hired me for.
* Ashe: Thog hired his own friend?
* Markus: Oh, Moren, I just thought we were bros now, though.
* Ashe: He had to pay you to do a thing?
* Moren: You can take the Alarani out of Alaran, but um... You know the saying.
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* Ashe: Okay, there's two more people and only one bed.
* Thog: Yeah, I know. I can put a chair in the corner and just sleep on it. It's fine, I learned how to do it in fucking Meadshire.
* Ashe: I frequently sleep on the ground outside, Thog. Like---
* Thog: Okay, yeah, but--- I mean, like---
* Markus: Great! We'll re-purpose the smaller bed for use in our fort. *Markus begins sawing the leg off of it*
* Ashe: Wait! *I grab the saw* We do not own the bed, Markus. You can't--- And even if we did own it, you do not do that to things we own. Please.
* Markus: Ashe, this is the land of competing truths.
* Ashe: I don't know what that justifies.
* Markus: Neither do I! It seems like something you can just say and do whatever you want.
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* Rat: Did you know that this is a land known for its ale, its booze, its wine---
* Ashe: Wha--- Why did nobody tell me this when we got here!?
* Rat: Yes, many things to capitalise here. Many artefacts, many wines, many--- I'm having quite the field day, my babies are selling so very much.
* Gregor: Would you say the wine is very valuable? Like, the best thing? Most beautiful thing?
* Rat: The wine is fantastic, but... Well, easy enough to get here. You'll find no short supply in fine wines, I'm afraid.
* Ashe: Afraid? That's amazing.
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* Markus: Rat, about those things we got from you... I have not been able to get that skull book open. It's like it's been shut.
* Rat: Really?
* Markus: Yeah, no, like a device.
* Rat: Did you try whispering the name of the unborn one to it? Softly?
* Markus: Yes! That was the first thing I tried.
* Rat: Three times?
* Markus: Oh fuck, no. It's all so obvious now.
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* Kier: Oh, you better turn that frown upside down, 'cause it's time for some mittens. *Kier gives Ashe a mitten*
* Ashe: *I squeeze it to make sure it's not mechanical*
* Kier: *It's a little mechanical*
* Ashe: *I put it down, back into Kier's hand*
* Kier: I was gonna give the other one to Markus, and then you would always know where the other one was.
* Ashe: That's kinda handy, actually.
* Kier: Right?
* Ashe: *I take the mitten and put it into my pocket*
* Kier: *Kier hands a mitten to Markus*
* Markus: Aw yeah! *Markus slips it on instantly* And it's so warm!
* Kier: Yeah, right?
* Markus: Like, too warm. It's not cold outside.
Category:Romance of the Four Clans episodes