Scooby's Backstory

==Summary==
Scooby and the gang tell the Canterlot High girls known as the Equestria Girls, how they became a mystery group.
==Transcript==
(We open on the beach of Vince Beach where Scooby and the gang are running from the Beast of Vince Beach)
Shaggy:Like gangway! The Beast of Vince Beach is after us!
Fred:I got this!
(Pulls on rope and a net comes up of the sand monster with a big red eye and light purple colored tentacles and it catches him)
Fred:Yes! And now to see who the Beast of Vince Beach really is.
(He unmasks the upper part of it revealing a male scuba diver)
Daphne:The hunky scuba diver! My boyfriend?!
(Fred looks at her like "What?" then she tries to think of something)
Daphne:I mean....That boy I'm friends with?!
Velma:Precisely Daphne. He was trying to get a lost pirate's gold and keep it for himself. And use the Beast of Vince Beach to do it.
Scuba Diver:And I woulda gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling kids and your sea dog!
(The police who arrested Mr. Rigby in the opening scene of SCOOB! take the scuba diver away and place him in the car)
Fred:I remember the case of the train we were on for three days. Eight different mysteries. I unmasked one and you guys unmasked the rest.
Shaggy:Like we remember man.
(We fade to the gang on the road in the Mystery Machine and inside Velma is in the back with Shaggy and Scooby eating Scooby Snacks while she is reading the Vince Beach News a Vince Beach daily newspaper as Shaggy and Scooby are eating)
Velma:Hey gang listen to this. Beast of Vince Beach Bagged. (Headline is above and and has their picture on the front page with the scuba diver in the net and they are smiling (Except the scuba diver) and Velma continues)Lost pirate treasure finally found and Scuba Diver is taken to prison for scaring off people.
Daphne:So where to now?
Shaggy:Like I have the answer to that Daph. Lunch.
(Scooby nods)
Fred:No Shaggy. 
Scooby:I was also gonna say lunch.
Daphne:GUYS!
Velma:Canterlot City, that's where. We promised the Equestria Girls we'd tell them the story on how we got together.
Fred:Canterlot High it is!
(Drives off we fade to the school where outside the girls are waiting for the gang, the van pulls up)
Fred:We're here.
Applejack:Great.
Sci-Twi:Aren't you gonna tell us the story on how you became a crime fighting team?
Fred:Yeah but not here. Let's go to Sugarcube Corner and talk there.
(We fade to the sweet shop where inside the teens of Canterlot High are chatting and stuff)
Velma:So the story on how we became a crime fighting team was in like in the early 2010s where we were in our early teens like our preteen years.
(Blurry flashback happens and the gang are at their junior high school)
Shaggy:Like man junior high has been the best time of my life.
Velma:A ghost called the School Ghost has been haunting it at night. Gus the janitor said so.
(Gus comes by and he looks like the one in A Pup Named Scooby-Doo)
Gus:Yep. And be careful.
(Red Herring comes by and picks on Fred)
Red Herring:Hey Jones! Ya better look out where you're goin.
Fred:If you ask me, Red Herring is the School Ghost.
Daphne:Please Freddy. This is no time for jokes.
Velma:Perhaps maybe we could add a fifth member of the gang.
(After school at the gangs clubhouse which is in Shaggy's backyard)
Fred:Alright gang here are the choices for our new team member. (Cuts to Cousin Simple)We have a man that looks like a monkey. (Cuts to Nephew Norble) A bony looking man. (Cuts to Sweet Cousin Maldahyde)A lady that smells like chicken. (Cuts to Cousin Slicker)A man that likes taking bubble baths. (Cuts to a puppy version of Scooby)Or a dog.
(Cuts to Shaggy)
Shaggy:Can the dog do any tricks?
(Cuts to Scooby confused)
Scooby:What kind of tricks?
(Shaggy turns to his soon to be pal cuts to Velma and cuts to Daphne then we end at Fred)
Fred:Wow.
Shaggy:Like let's go with the dog.
Daphne:Yeah at least he could be able to understand.
Scooby:Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Velma:You heard it here. Additions are closed.
Fred:OK mister.
Scooby:Scoobert. But you can call me Scooby. I'm Scooby-Dooby-Doo.
Fred:Welcome to the team Scooby.
Velma:Let's roll.
(We fade to the school at night where the gang arrive to investigate the case)
Fred:OK let's split up. I'll take the girls upstairs. Shaggy and Scooby see what you can find.
Shaggy:Like I hope we can find the cafeteria.
Scooby:Yeah, cafeteria.
(They go their ways to investigate and Shaggy and Scooby find a vending machine)
Shaggy:Like dig this Scoob!
Scooby:Yeah vending machine.
(Spots a little bag that reads "SCOOBY SNACKS")
Scooby:Oh boy. Scooby Snacks.
Shaggy:Like I'll see what I got.
(Puts coin in and presses the button and it works but stops causing them to freak out)
Shaggy and Scooby:AHHHHHH!
Shaggy:It's jammed!
(Does what they did in Be Cool Scooby Doo when they were repeatedly pressing the button, Shaggy sticks his hand in it)
Shaggy:If I can just... (Cuts to Scooby)Got it!
Scooby:Huh?
(Shaggy is inside the vending machine and Scooby sticks his paw in cuts to Shaggy)
Shaggy:That's it Scoob you almost got me.
(He is now stuck in the machine)
Shaggy:Well when life gives you lemons, eat.
(They eat the snacks and the ghost comes up)
Shaggy:Uh Scoob?
(Screams Scooby has a calm look but sees the ghost and screams as well cuts to inside the wending machine they see the ghost pounding on the machine cuts to outside of the vending machine they are ok)
Shaggy:Like we're actually safe in here.
(Cuts to inside where the ghost acts like Elias Kingston sticking his hand in as well and cuts to outside where they are crammed in together)
Scooby:Ruh-roh.
(Ghost goes "Raaaa")
Shaggy:Run!
(They bounce and cuts to a close up of them and the ghost)
Shaggy:Faster!
(They bounce until the plug pulls and the machine falls and they pop out of the pile of snacks and the ghost does as well and then turns to see Shaggy and Scooby who get up to run when he roars at them cuts to the gang inside the principal's office)
Velma:Jinkies I think I found a clue.
Daphne:What is it?
Velma:It's some sort of letter to the principal about him being sued for ghost activities.
Fred:And here's this. A book about the school's history. It says about a worker passed away from supplicating from low oxzogian. Maybe he could be the School Ghost.
Shaggy:(OS)Gangway!
(They come out to see them being chased by the School Ghost who then crashes over Scooby who is crotched down covering his eyes Shaggy comes back being happy for his pal)
Shaggy:You did it Scooby-Doo, you did it.
Scooby:I did? (Turns to see the ghost fallen down)Scooby-Doo.
(Pulls mask off with his teeth like in the first episode where he pulls the Black Knight helmet off and the School Ghost is really)
Fred:(OS)Just as we thought!
Daphne:(OS)It's the principal, Mr. Pricklers.
(We fade to a policeman arresting him)
Policeman:We've got to hand it to you kids. We never would have suspected Pricklers as a criminal.
Fred:Boy it was a neat set up. He thought that if he got sued he'd be the only one to collect the insurance money.
Daphne:And got the School Ghost legend from the book about the history
Velma:He then knew that all he had to do was to dress up like a ghost and scare everybody away.
Pricklers:And I would have gotten away with this if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dog!
Policeman:Let's go Pricklers!
(They leave and the gang are happy)
Velma:Congratulations everyone. We just proved the school wasn't haunted and busted a perp.
Shaggy:And even better we got our Scooby Snacks.
Fred:Maybe we should do this again.
Velma:I like it.
Daphne:I'm in.
Fred:What do you say guys?
(Cuts to Shaggy and Scooby)
Shaggy and Scooby:We're in!
Shaggy:I mean like how many scary monsters can there be?
(Scooby's ears perk up about that and we start a montage of them chasing after villains from A Pup Named Scooby-Doo, the newspaper from A Bicycle Built for Boo reads "OUR HEREOS" and it is above the photo of the gang another reads "SLUDGE MONSTER FROM THE EARTH'S CORE CAPTURED" there is a photo of the ending scene of Shaggy's dad and the gang and the janitor Mr. Williams and the bank president Mr. Buckston, another newspaper reads "PESKY KIDS CAPTURE DR.CROAKER and it has a photo of the ending scene from the episode, another reads "SCOOBY SNACKS FACTORY MYSTERY SOLVED", there is a picture of them, Mrs. McSnack and the worker Mr. Roquefort and the owner of Acme Snacks Factory another reads "GHOST OF AL CABONE CAUGHT" the ending scene is the photographic image of the gang, Velma holds the mask another reads "BOOGEDY BONES BUSTED" there is a photo of them with Shaggy's family and the babysitter and Manny the Mauler and Molly the Moll and they are all in the basement another reads "ICE DEMON MELTS" there is a photo of the ending scene from the Scooby-Doo episode and then we go through a montage of Scooby-Doo stuff from A Pup Named Scooby-Doo villains to Scooby-Doo Where Are You! pre era and then we end with the gang in their early teens where they are at the Malt Shop and are at their big booth like in SCOOB!)
Fred:Ok everyone. I'm going to give you the question of questions. What's next for Mystery Inc?
Shaggy:Oh I totally have the answer. Lunch.
(Scooby nods)
Daphne:No guys I think what Fred means is....
Scooby:I was also gonna say lunch.
Fred:Guys, guys! Look we need to do more than just solve mysteries.
Shaggy:But like I thought you liked solving mysteries man.
Fred:What I'm saying is the Mystery Machine needs a whole... New.... It needs a whole new everything. And I'm never gonna get that smell out.
(Says that while looking at Scooby)
Scooby:I told you I needed a walk.
Fred:You always walk yourself.
(Velma scrolls down her phone until she finds something)
Velma:Jinkies. We've just been handed our next mystery.
Shaggy:You mean like worser then the Playground Monster? And the Two Headed Mummy Werewolf? And that Ghost that was haunting that building? Like in that YouTube video of a bunch of people parodying us? And they said it was based on A Pup Named Scooby-Doo. And then there was the Creepy Clown running around the circus grounds and then the Sea Monster and then the two monsters haunting that spooky house. And like then there's the Pizza Delivery Monster and then the vampire version of Daphne and then the Arcade Creature from another time we were at the arcade then we caught the Spectral Skateboarder and the Pirate Ghosts. Then the Gummy Mummy. Than there's the case of the Phantom Sea Squid from the haunted aquarium, then the Zobbie. Then the Stink Witch.
Velma:OK Shaggy! We get your point! There have been a strange occurs of robberies and the people blame two crooks called the Burglar Spooks, And they appear to be haunting a warehouse that hasn't been used in ten years. 
Fred:Hold the phone! Gang we have another mystery to solve. 
Velma:Oh sweet Christmas finally! Even though I am the one who said we have a mystery to solve. 
Shaggy:Like I remember the case of the old Thompson Manor. 
Scooby:Yeah the Ghost of the old Thompson Manor. And it made the paper reading Ghost of the old Thompson Manor busted. and the O in "Old" was capitalized and the same with the word "The". 
Shaggy:And like then there was the case of the Graffiti Graveyard Ghoul. And we caught the Dark Specter that was haunting Coolsville High. And then we caught the Vengeful Scarecrow then we went to Eerie Point to catch the Lake Monster of Eerie Point. 
Fred:Look can't we just go already?! 
Shaggy:Like sorry man. 
(They get up and go cuts to the warehouse at night where the gang are staking out the place and there are two guys looking like in the 1994 UK comic Scooby-Doo where on a talk show the gang reminisce Scooby's greatest capers and Scooby jumps out at them) 
Scooby:Rarl! Rarl! 
Burglar 1:That dog's snarling at us! He's going to attack! 
Burglar 2:Don't worry stupid. He's not snarling, he's rarling! 
(They go about their business) 
Burglar 1:That's alight then. It'll take more than a rarl to scare me. 
Burglar 2:Yeah. I mean it's not threatening is it? A rarl. 
Scooby:(To himself)It's no good you have to be able to rarl to do this job. 
(They walk right into a crate the gang close the door to it trapping them) 
Burglar 2:(OS)Hey what the? This is a crate! Get us outta here! 
Shaggy:Like that should hold them until the cops arrive. 
Fred:Great job Scoobs. you did. 
Scooby:(Flattered)Awwww. 
(We fade to the two crooks in handcuffs and the police are holding them so they won't get away) 
Velma:Those two were putting wash-off paint on to make them look like ghosts. 
Fred:They used this warehouse as their hideout and keep their stolen goods here until the heat was off. 
Burglar 2:And it was workin fine till you gang of snoopers came around. 
Fred:Come on gang let's get out of here. 
(They leave we fade to their clubhouse in Coolsville Swamp where they are reading the Coolsville Gazette and their case is front page news and it has a photo of the scene and it reads above saying TEENS AND MUTT BUST BURGLAR SPOOKS and Fred reads it all to the gang) 
Fred:(Folds up the paper)Another mystery put to rest. 
(Phone rings and they act like the Real Ghostbusters fighting) 
Gang:I got it! No I got it! No I do! 
(Fred answers it) 
Fred:Hello! Mystery Inc here! If there's a mystery to be solved we'll get it! Frankenstein's monster? Haunting Barron Frankenstein's laboratory? Don't worry we'll be there. (Hangs up) Gang we got another mystery! 
Shaggy:Like hooray! Come on Scoob let's take this dry cereal with us. 
(It's fruity cereals that are in the shape of holes) 
Scooby:Yeah. 
(They go to the van where they drive to the castle deep within the old forest of Coolsville cuts to inside the van where Shaggy is eating a handful of cereal and then gives some to Scooby who eats it) 
Scooby:I haven't had breakfast. 
Shaggy:Like me either. That's why I brought this box of cereal with us. 
Fred:You know gang I remember the case of the Monster of Coolsville Swamp. Which was only a week ago. 
Velma:We're almost there. And there's the castle. 
(They arrive at the castle and Fred uses the knocker to bang on the door and it opens, they go in and once they walk inside the door closes and we cut to them and Scooby gulps) 
Fred:Hello? Anybody in this place? 
Velma:I don't think so. We'll have to split up. 
Shaggy:Like come on Scoob let's go find the kitchen. 
Scooby:Yeah. I'm hungry. 
Shaggy:I remember the case of Mrs. Shushman's Ghost. The newspaper read Scooby-Doo Detective Agency Books Ghost of Mrs. Shushman and there was the Snail Monster mystery before that which said in the New York Post saying Moving Mollusk Captured and then there was the case of the Were Doo of Doo Manor who was that archeologist and the paper read Scooby Gang Reveal Were Doo as Hoax and before those cases were after our first few cases in the Samurai Ghost case it read about us catching the Samurai Ghost and it read Samurai Ghost of Asakari Busted and about the Headless Skateboarder it read Missing Dolphins Mystery Solved by Kids and Pup and another about the case of the Ghost of BooBeard it read Ghost of BooBeard Busted. And the Totem Spirt case was in the paper and it read Totem Spirit Chomped Up By Termite and then there was the case of Chef Pierre Ghoulash Caught by Meddling Kids. 
Scooby:And then there's the case of Stinkweed and it read Stinkweed Sunk by Kids and Pup and then there's the case of Buster McMuttMauler and it read Ghost of Buster McMuttMauler Bagged and then the alien case read in the paper saying Alien Fake Exposed By Scooby-Doo Detective Agency. And then the case of Purvis Parker and the paper read Ghost of Purvis Parker Busted and the Chickenstein case read Chickenstein Gets Plucked and the Burger Monster case read Burger Monster Busted and the robot Velma made that went high wire read Rouge Robot Busted and the case of Zombo the Clown read Ghost of Zombo the Clown Captured by Kids and Dog and the Pizza Delivery Monster mystery read Pizza Delivery Monster Gets Delivered to Jail. And the Vampire Daphne case read Vampire Daphne Fake revealed by Scooby-Doo Gang and before those cases the case of the Boogey Biker read Boogey Biker Busted and then the case of the Astronaut Ghost case read Astronaut Ghost Captured and the Big Wig case read Big Wig Gets Cut Up and then the Ghost of the Hooded Heifer read Hooded Heifer Gets Beat Down and then the case of the Arcade Creature read Mystery Gang Cracks Case of the Arcade Creature. Spectral Skateboarder Caught, Pirate Ghost Busted, the Pet Shop Prowler case read Pet Shop Prowler Captured, then another read Scooby Gang Cracks Case of the Fridge Monster, and then another read Flying Goblin Fake Exposed By Scooby-Doo Detective Agency. We've solved them all Shaggy. 
Shaggy:Like I know man. Then we caught the Cheddar Cheese Ghost haunting the abandon mansion. And the paper read Cheddar Cheese Ghost Grilled by Meddling Kids. Then we solved the Mystery Map Mystery. Velma said she calls it "The Mystery Map". 
Scooby:And the other newspaper read Evil Birthday Clown Bashed and remember the Chocolate Monster? 
Shaggy:Like yeah. Chocolate Monster Captured the newspaper read. 
==Trivia==
*This is a mixture of Scooby-Doo prequels and even fan made prequels.
*The Phantom Sea Squid is from the movie SCOOB!.
*The Playground Monster and the Two Headed Mummy Werewolf are from a flashback and fantasy from the A Pup Named Scooby-Doo episode Dog Gone Scooby the Playground Monster is in the flashback where the gang are babies playing on the playground and it was Red Herring while the Two Headed Mummy Werewolf is in the fantasy made up by Fred.