We Bought a Volcano

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "We Bought a Volcano," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining songs about lava and ashes. They buy a volcano, meet a small business owner and get hired by a corporation. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci are excited to announce to their fans that after last week's episode, they have decided to buy a volcano. Since they can't afford volcanoes on islands, they were able to buy one locally via the internet. Dillon explains that 25% of volcanoes are baby volcanoes, 25% are just oil wells, 25% are boutique volcanoes (no lava), and the final 25% are fixer uppers. They found a fixer upper, and it's at the very end of Highway 85 South. Matt agrees to leave the studio to check it out and see what they have purchased.
Matt arrives to the volcano and sees that there's a door to enter it. Once he goes inside, he is immediately greeted by Joe Volcano, an emaciated man who is choking on ashes. He claims to have come from Iceland via a tube system that connects all volcanoes. He simply had to make a left turn to get to the Double Heads volcano. He has been traveling for 245 and hasn't eaten. Matt wants to ask him more questions, but he vanishes.
A man named Paulie Pomerino Paulson then comes from another tunnel and claims to be operating a restaurant called Volcano Pizza. He claims to have ownership of the cave and delivers pizza throughout the same tunnel system. He previously worked at a fancy pizza truck in Austin but won't explain why he left it for the volcano. He begins taking orders over the phone from callers, who include a man named Joey from Wyoming who inherited his cave from his family, and a woman named Amanda Bath House who operates a business of the same name in New Jersey near a CostCo.
They get a call from Cody, who has very upsetting news. He recently became debt free – which actually means his romantic partner ate all his credit cards and died – and is now a cash-only person who lives in an undisclosed part of Oklahoma. He cries for most of his call, and Paulie offers him some breadsticks on the house.
Dillon gets to the volcano to see what's going on, and before Matt can explain much about the situation, they get a call from Nick Holly, who is the legal representative of VolCorp, the corporation who previously owned the volcano and represent volcano interests worldwide. They are interested in having Double Heads run a podcast promoting volcano safety and seem to have a lot of rules about what they are and aren't allowed to do. Nick also informs the DJs that their particular volcano has the highest level of child deaths. The DJs agree to work for VolCorp.
After Nick hangs up, Paulie warns them that VolCorp is an evil corporation that can't be trusted, and the three plot to uncover the truth behind the organization.
They decide the genres complement.
==Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Joe Volcano
Paulie Pomerino Paulson
Joey
Amanda Bath House
Cody
Nick Holly
==Featured Music==
Thundercat - "Lava Lamp"
Boys Noize - "Lava Lava"
Jenny Hval - "Ashes to Ashes"