Ultor Family Fun Day

"Ultor Family Fun Day" is the third of three missions in the Corporate Warfare DLC.
==Overview==
Eric Gryphon informs Playa that Dex has fled the city. Infuriated, they tell Gryphon that since they can't get Dex, they want everyone that was close to him killed instead.
At the titular company picnic, Gryphon acts as a spotter inside the lighthouse and points out targets to Playa at the Stilwater Boardwalk. After killing multiple people affiliated with Dex, Playa, satisfied, assures Gryphon that the 3rd Street Saints will cease hostilities with Ultor.
===Story===
==Gameplay==
The mission starts at 12:30 at the Stilwater Boardwalk in the Hotels & Marina District. The mission begins with a Cellphone conversation with Eric Gryphon. There are no objectives until the phone call is complete, and the door to the stairs is unavailable.
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Head upstairs into the Developer offices. The first breadcrumb marker is located at the door to the stairs.
Upon entering the second breadcrumb marker, a Destroy UFO flies by and destroys the windows. Looking towards the west while entering the marker causes the Destroy to fly from left to right, while looking in any other direction causes it to fly from right to left.
Entering the third breadcrumb marker equips a McManus 2010 with unlimited ammo.
The sniper rifle that is used in Saints Row 2 is very high-powered; one shot takes down most enemies; therefore taking headshots is not as crucial. Try to aim for the torso because missing scares the target into running and that can make things difficult. If all else fails, players can use an accurate enough machine gun, such as the AR200 SAW or AR-50 XMAC.
The door to the roof is locked.
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While taking out many of the targets given by Eric Gryphon, they cannot be let out of sight or leave the building area or risk failure.
6 Targets are randomly chosen from a pool of 6 easy and 4 hard targets: 2 easy, 1 hard, 1 easy, 2 hard. One of the Easy targets will always be the Mime. If it is not chosen randomly as one of the first two, then it is forced as the third.
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After killing all 6, a group of mimes appear in a Status Quo from the underground car park across the street. They attempt to overwhelm Playa and rush the offices.
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Their vehicle is initially indestructible, but after killing some mimes, destroying it becomes an objective; do so to stop them from spawning and continue the mission.
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After following the stairs to the rooftop, there is a checkpoint.
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7 Targets are randomly chosen from a pool of 5 easy and 6 hard targets: 2 easy, 1 hard, 1 easy, 3 hard. One of the Easy targets will always be the Pirate Tourist. If it is not chosen randomly as one of the first two, then it is forced as the third.
The Pirate is initially invulnerable. After shooting him once, he uses a 45 Shepherd to fire cannons at the rooftop, then becomes vulnerable.
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After killing all 7 targets, the final target is a Ninja on another rooftop. After shooting him, several ninjas use smoke bombs to appear on the roof and attack. Keep moving around on the rooftop and shoot them until they stop spawning and die.
Chainsaw is disabled during the Ninja fight.
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From the nearby lighthouse, Gryphon is discovered and a Masako unit moves in on him. They disembark from a Bear and head up the hill towards the lighthouse, providing ample time to snipe them before they make it into the lighthouse.
It is possible to leave the roof and approach the Masako at close range before the mission failure timer runs out.
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Eric thanks Playa for their help, and the mission ends.
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The mission can be failed if a target escapes, by leaving the building or rooftop, or if the Masako reach Eric.
==Targets==
Name 	Type 	NPC 	Description
Waterer 	Inside Easy	middle-aged_female	The target is watering some plants across the road from you
Yoga 	Inside Easy	hippie_female 	The target is performing Yoga across the road from you
Guitar 	Inside Easy	hippie_male 	The target is playing a guitar near the street
Food Eater 	Inside Easy	business_male 	The target is enjoying a hamburger on the boardwalk
Taichier 	Inside Easy	beach_female 	The target is practicing Tai Chi
Mime 	Inside Easy	mime 	The target is a mime on the sidewalk below you
Gyro 	Inside Hard	crazysalesman 	The target is riding in a sightseeing helicopter over the Marina
Runner 	Inside Hard	business_male 	One of the targets is on to you, he's making a run for it
Cycle 	Inside Hard	business_male x2 	The targets are coming down the road on a motorcycle
Convertible	Inside Hard	business_female x2	The targets are cruising down the road in a convertible
Flyer 	Roof Easy 	hippie_male 	The target is handing out flyers on the boardwalk
Sketcher 	Roof Easy 	student_male 	The target is sitting by the handrails on the boardwalk
Juggler 	Roof Easy 	barbershop 	The target is standing on the pier
Tourist 	Roof Easy 	pirate 	The target is standing on the pirate ship
Fisherman 	Roof Easy 	beach_female 	The target is fishing off the pier
Boat 	Roof Hard 	boat_female 	The target is cruising around on a boat
Peewee 	Roof Hard 	barbershop 	The target is driving a Peewee on the boardwalk
Joggers 	Roof Hard 	jogger_female x3 	Three runners are coming down from the lighthouse, don't let them reach the finish line
Heli 	Roof Hard 	rich_male_gen 	The target is riding in a sightseeing helicopter over the Marina
Jetski 	Roof Hard 	beach_male 	The target is driving around the piers on a wave runner
Hotdog 	Roof Hard 	hotdog 	There's a hotdog walking on the boardwalk, get him
Ninja 	Roof End 	ninja 	Kill the ninja prowling the rooftops
Limo 	Unused 	business_male 	The target is coming out of a hotel across the road. Hurry a limo is coming to take him
Reader 	Unused 	student_male 	The target is across the street sitting in the grass
Doorman 	Unused 	doorman 	The target is standing outside the door of the Motel Marquart
==Rewards==
==Trivia==
* The ninjas yell out Ronin cries.
* During the ending cutscene, "The Dust Settles", Playa says to Eric Gryphon that he "can go to Mars for all [they] care"; this is a reference to the Red Faction series, which takes place in the future on Mars, where Ultor are the main antagonists.
* This is the only time all the three promotional vehicles - Destroy, Gyro Daddy, and Peewee - appear in a mission together.
** One of the targets drives a Peewee, and it can be kept by getting on the bike after killing the target.
* Playa tells Gryphon that they will track down whichever city Dex fled to to get their revenge on him, leaving it on an apparent cliffhanger. However, this plot is not continued in Saints Row: The Third.
** In the cancelled game Saints Row: Money Shot, Dex is killed by Ultor; one of the 15 objectives of the sixth level, "Dex's New Digs", is to headshot Dex with a sniper rifle.
** In Saints Row: Gat out of Hell, Dex is in hell, but how he died is not revealed.
* Unlimited Rockets are silently unlocked upon installing the DLC, rather than after completing this mission.
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Category:Missions in Saints Row 2: Corporate Warfare