The Prime Minister Stands his Ground

January 24, 2014           
Asked after caucus on how his party performed, the Prime Minister stated that he was proud of how his caucus stood “up and down”. He congratulated his party on their performance in the house and stated that he looked forward towards the afternoon, particularly the vote on his party’s bill.  Questioned on his opponent’s performance, he was clear that although he had respect for her, he did not believe in her party’s platform or ideology. He seemed to be licking his lips at the prospect of debating the opposition’s bill.
            The Prime Minister also announced the appointment of a new Minister for Religious Freedoms. The Hon. Daniel Dumas has been called up for duty and he appeared very content with the confidence that the Prime Minister has placed in him. It is unclear exactly what the Ministry will entail but this may have become necessary with the rise of magic within the country. Some consider sorcery a religion and with some stating the Official Leader of the Opposition being related to Tom Riddle, the Minister will have a lot on his hands.
On a final note, we at the Mope and Wail encourage the members to seriously ponder their responses seriously. We have been bored to the point of not caring any more, so seriously guys, get with it!