Do it yourself DoD+JMA chat

hey! add to this if you want (in fact, please do!) Rules:
* don't edit anyones work but your own except for grammatical mistakes.
* ONLY canon characters (preferably from the first 2 arcs, but whatever) (this doesn't apply to SCAVENGER.1)
* no ships that Tui herself did not create
== Chat ==
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED CLAY.COWS/R/YUMMY 
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED GLORYQUEENOFEVERYTHING 
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED STARFLIGHT_THE_LIBRARIAN
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED SUNNYOFTHESANDWINGS(YAY)
GLORYQUEENOFEVERYTHING: what is this????
SCAVENGER.1: it's called a chat. we invented it recently. 
STARFLIGHT_THE_LIBRARIAN: a chat is 'to talk in a friendly and informal way'. you did not invent that. 
SCAVENGER.1: yes, but this is online. 
CLAY.COWS/R/YUMMY: what's on the line????
SUNNYOFTHESANDWINGS(YAY): are we going on an adventure? is there a prophecy??
TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN: NOOOOOO. no more prophecies, remember? the STUPID LYING THREE MOONS STUPID Nightwings MADE IT ALL UP. 
STARFLIGHT_THE_LIBRARIAN: a-hem. 
GLORYQUEENOFEVERYTHING: yeah, but now that the Nighwings are in the rainforest their powers are back, remember? 
TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN: sorry starflight. you're okay. 
CLAY.COWS/R/YUMMY: what about Fatespeaker? and Moonwatcher? and Deathbringer?
TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN: ARRRGGGHHHH fatespeaker is annoying moon has POWERS (not her fault but STILL ARGH STUPID NIGHTWINGS) and deathbringer is ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
GLORYQUEENOFEVERYTHING: if i didn't know better, i might say Tsunami has opinions. 
SUNNYOFTHESANDWINGS(YAY): nooo. really?
GLORYQUEENOFEVERYTHING: sunny, was that... sarcasm?
SUNNYOFTHESANDWINGS(YAY): i am a VERY sarcastic dragon.
CLAY.COWS/R/YUMMY: you have the word 'yay' in your username. 
STARFLIGHT_THE_LIBRARIAN: the word 'yay' is very underrated. it is a word that implies joyousness, celebration, and good humor. for sunny, the word 'yay' in her username is a good representative of her character, personality, and -
TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN BANNED STARFLIGHT_THE_LIBRARIAN 
SUNNYOFTHESANDWINGS(YAY): tsunami!
SUNNYOFTHESANDWINGS(YAY) ADDED STARFLIGHT_THE_LIBRARIAN
STARFLIGHT_THE_LIBRARIAN: - overall Sunny-ness. her name, 'Sunny', is similar in its temperment, as a cheerful mood is often described as being 'sunny'.
CLAY.COWS/R/YUMMY: starflight. 
GLORYTHEQUEENOFEVERYTHING: starflight i will PERSONALLY come over there and (COMMENT REDACTED BY SCAVENGER.1 FOR BAD LANGUAGE AND THREATS OF BODILY HARM)
SUNNYOFTHESANDWINGS(YAY): guys! we lived under a mountain together for six years. we can talk to each other without looking at each other for five minutes. 
TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN: yes but for most of that 6 years i wanted to murder one or all of you. 
STARFLIGHT_THE_LIBRARIAN: usually me.
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED KESTREL_WHO.HATESEVERYBODY
KESTREL_WHO.HATESEVERYBODY: Why was I added here? the toes?
TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN: Oh great, not this lady.
KESTREL_WHO.HATESEVERYBODY: What's that supposed to mean? I will rip your ******* teeth, talons and tail off.
TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN: Chill.
SUNNYOFTHESANDWINGS(YAY): Oh, hey Kestrel!
KESTREL_WHO.HATESEVERYBODY: Why are the DoD here? Well I'm leaving this ****.
KESTREL_WHO.HATESEVERYBODY HAS LEFT THE CHAT
SUNNYOFTHESANDWINGS(YAY): Oh---- What did I do?
TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN: Nothing, its just how Kestrel is.
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED BLUETHESILKWING
BLUETHESILKWING: Hi!
CLAY.COWS/R/YUMMY: who are you?
TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN: clay!
BLUETHESILKWING: I'm from Pantala. btw, thanks tsunami for helping try to rescue us from Queen Wasp!
TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN: ...you're welcome? *starflight, was that a compliment?*
STARFILGHT_THE_LIBRARIAN: ...i think so?
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED SUNDEW<3WILLOW
CLAY.COWS/R/YUMMY: who is this tho???????
TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN: Probably Sundew
SUNDEW<3WILLOW: I don’t WANT to be in this ******* chat room.
SUNDEW<3WILLOW HAS LEFT THE CHAT
SCAVENGER.1: why is everyone leaving
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED TURTLE.THE.ANIMUS
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED WINTER.SCAVENGER.LOVER
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED MOONTHEMINDREADER
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED QIBLI+LOVES+MOON
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED KINKAJOUISAWESOME!!!!!
QIBLI+LOVES+MOON: why is this my name 
TURTLE.THE.ANIMUS: i like kinkajou's name.
TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN: of course you do. 
QIBLI+LOVES+MOON CHANGED HIS NAME TO QIBLITHESMARTESTSANDWING
QIBLITHESMARTESTSANDWING: much better. 
KINKAJOUISAWESOME!!!!!: Awww, thanks Turtle! you're so nice. 
SCAVENGER.1: drama is in your near future. 
TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN: that better not be a prophecy. 
STARFLIGHT_THE_LIBRARIAN: scavengers have no powers, and therefore cannot give prophecies. 
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED ANEMONE@THE.PRINCESS
ANEMONE@THE.PRINCESS: oooh, is this chat for me?
TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN: ohhhh. THAT'S what it meant. 
MOONTHEMINDREADER: oh dear. 
KINKAJOUISAWESOME!!!!!: WHY is ANEMONE here?????????
KINKAJOUISAWESOME!!!!!: she is EVIL
KINKAJOUISAWESOME!!!!!: she TORTURED MOON
ANEMONE@THE.PRINCESS: i did not!
KINKAJOUISAWESOME!!!!!: you put a LOVE SPELL on me. 
CLAY.COWS/R/YUMMY: wait, what?
ANEMONE@THE.PRINCESS: ok, yeah. i did do that. but i was also SAVING you from DARKSTALKER. 
KINKAJOUISAWESOME!!!!!: who you were practically in love with. 
TURTLE.THE.ANIMUS: guys! stop! 
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED KESTREL_WHO.HATESEVERYBODY 
SCAVENGER.1: tell them to shut up please. 
KESTREL_WHO.HATESEVERYBODY: shut up. 
KESTREL_WHO.HATESEVERYBODY: wait, why am i taking orders from a SCAVENGER? you are my lunch, small tasty humans. 
SUNNYOFTHESANDWINGS(YAY): Kestrel! we found out they're sentient, remember? 
KESTREL_WHO.HATESEVERYBODY HAS LEFT THE CHAT
GLORYQUEENOFEVERYTHING: well that went well. again.
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED HYBRIDCREATOR-6574
HYBRIDCREATOR-6574 HAS LEFT THE CHAT
Ebonymask3812 has joined the chat: Whats up peeps!
SCAVENGER.1: only canon remember?
SCAVEGER.1 REMOVED Ebonymask3812
GLORYQUEENOFEVERYTHING: what's 'canon'?
CLAY.COWS/R/YUMMY: oooh, is it food?
CLAY.COWS/R/YUMMY: I'm hungry.
SUNNYOFTHESANDWINGS(YAY): you're always hungry :)
QIBLITHESMARTESTSANDWING: you literally invented the prey center.
CLAY.COWS/R/YUMMY: and it was AMAZING. yummmmm
TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN: *rolls eyes* 
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED CRICKET.THE.BOOKWORM 
CRICKET.THE.BOOKWORM: Who has the dreamvisitor today? 
TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN: the dreamvisitor? Queen Wasp got it remember? 
GLORYQUEENOFEVERYTHING: no cricket isn’t talking about that one. 
CRICKET.THE.BOOKWORM: well, doesn't really matter. now that Queen Wasp is defeated, we can make maps to get between the continents! 
STARFLIGHT_THE_LIBRARIAN: I wish I could see the maps. 
SUNNYOFTHESANDWINGS(YAY): we'll make some that you can feel, don't worry! 
GLORYQUEENOFEVERYTHING: wait, who all is on this chat? 
SCAVENGER.1: ok I'm going to bed. 
TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN: what does that have to do with- 
SCAVENGER.1 CLOSED DOWN THE CHAT 
SCAVENGER.1: ok goodmorning! 
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED MOONTHEMINDREADER 
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED QIBLITHESMARTESTSANDWING 
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED WINTER.SCAVENGER.LOVER 
SCAVENGER.1: okay, that name is a little offensive. 
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED TURTLE.THE.ANIMUS 
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED KINKAJOUISAWESOME!!!!! 
WINTER.SCAVENGER.LOVER: why are we all here again 
MOONTHEMINDREADER: i think we're supposed to chat here again 
KINKAJOUISAWESOME!!!!!: you THINK! Moon read SCAVENGER'S mind! 
MOONTHEMINDREADER: kinkajou, this is online 
QIBLITHESMARTESTSANDWING: add the DoD. this is getting BORING 
SCAVENGER.1: are u sure? 
WINTER.SCAVENGER.LOVER: qibli please say nooo 
QIBLITHESAMRTESTSANDWING: yas add themm 
WINTER.SCAVENGER.LOVER: everybody. brace yourself 
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED TSUNAMI@UR_A_SQUID_BRAIN 
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED CLAY.COWS/R/YUMMY 
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED GLORYQUEENOFEVERYTHING 
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED STARFLIGHT_THE_LIBRARIAN
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED SUNNYOFTHESANDWINGS(YAY)
TURTLE.THE.ANIMUS: SCAVENGER.1 please don't add anemone
SCAVENGER.1 ADDED ANEMONE@THE.PRINCESS
TURTLE.THE.ANIMUS: oh no
MOONTHEMINDREADER: i see drama, and anybody can see that
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