THE MORALITY by Lawsome1997

Big questions bothered the members of the cult: "Is it allowed to eat ducks? Should we eat pickles?" Here, we present you some important answers that shall educate you about morality.
Q: Are we allowed to kill ducks? A: The ducks are the most important creations of The Great Duck. They are superior to humans in every way. It is wrong to kill ducks. They are here to worship them, and The Great Duck cares about it's creation. It would make it sad and angry if you killed it's creation. It would be working against The Great Duck, therefore it is a sin.
Q: Are we allowed to eat ducks? A: If you are not the person who killed it, yes. Killing a duck is a terrible sin, however, if a duck doesn't get eaten, it's awesomeness gets wasted... It disappears into thin air, never to be seen again. If you eat the duck, it's awesomeness shall be preserved in our hearts. It isn't a sin to eat ducks, it is a sin NOT TO, if it is already killed. Of course, that does not apply for old, rotten duck corpses, because there is no awesomeness in them anymore. Eating a duck preserves it's awesomeness, therefore it is not a sin if you are not the one who killed it.
Q: Are we allowed to eat pickles? A: To answer this question, we shall teach you more about organisation of the pickle menace and the duck awesomeness. The duck awesomeness first. The ducks are the holy servants of The Great Duck. The Cult is positioned somewhat lower in the hierarchy. The leader is at the very top of it, after that there goes the inner circle and after it the outer ring. In the inner circle there are the prophets and the saints, in the outer ring there are monks and priests. There is one more ring: Circle of the believers. There are also neutrals, which aren't member of either The Awesomeness or The Menace. The Menace is organised a little bit differently. The Mighty Pickle is the most powerful being, who created them all. The piquels, beings made out of pickles, are doomed servants of the pickle. Below them, there are the piqlanists. They usually have dark magical powers. The are usually humans, but there are some crows there, too. The pickles themselves are not sentient beings, therefore they can't be the servants. Eating them DOES NOT HELP to destroy the power of the pickle, because they are not servants, they are the tools. They are cucumber soaked in evil, and by eating them you just get infected by evil. Eating pickles brings bad luck, and helps spreading the power of the pickle. Creating pickles is also a sin, because it corrupts the cucumbers and helps spreading the evil. Therefore, EATING and CREATING pickles is a sin.
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