Some Broken Walls/Episode 3

(Un)deserving mayorship is the third episode of Some Broken Walls’ first season, as well as the third episode of the show. It was released on August the 7th  of 2024, as a part of a double episode premiere.
It received a PG (LV) rating in the United States, a PG rating in the UK, G in Japan, and +12 in Spain.
As a side note: The whole episode (The script itself) can be found at the "Episode" tabber.
==Synopsis==
Everything was fine in our local, nameless town. But, since this is a cartoon full of absurdity and mischief, nothing can be perfect.
This means that Duke has somehow managed to stand for the current elections of the town, aiming to become the next mayor, probably because he wants to see the world (Or the main characters) burn or wants some massive weeb thing to become mandatory (What a cringe lord).
As Betsy, Craig and Yui came across the local news and learned about Duke’s candidacy declaration, they fervently opposed to it, and developed an unrealistic, yet fitting plan that will require Craig’s acting abilities.
Tune in to see the least political story ever made for an episode about politicians, and an unmatched rivalry between Duke and whoever opposes him! (Nah, they’d win. Who’d want a weeb villain as a mayor anyway?)
==Content==
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|-|Characters=
Name 	Episode Role 	Artwork
Betsy 	Main 	
Craig 	Protagonist 	
Casual
Disguised
Alessa	Side character 	
Duke 	Antagonist 	
S.R 	Side antagonist	
Yui 	Main 	
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|-|Episode=
===Opening===
It looks like an ordinary day in this town, located at “Idon’tknowwhatside” of the Earth. Some sources say the north, and others that we’re near a park at the south… 
I dare to say we’re at the Earth, you know, where these absurd comedy show’s events usually take place in this unholy amalgamation of cartoons.
Anyway, after 1000-2000 years here, my voice is starting to wear out, so let’s see what the heck’s going on.
[The scene shows the inside of Yui’s living room. Betsy was sitting there at the couch, playing happily with a model of a SEGA Game Gear]
Betsy: (Happy) I’m so happy that I found my first console during the cleaning yesterday!
[Craig appeared besides her, carrying a laptop with him]
Craig: (To Betsy) Oi, Betsy. The big, desktop computer is already free if you wanna use it.
[Betsy paid no attention to him as she kept playing with her beloved console, much to Craig’s dismay]
Craig: (To Betsy) Yo, you hear me?
[Betsy was locking in really hard, not even listening to Craig, which kept annoying Craig]
Yui’s voice: (From another room to Craig) If you want her to listen to you, troll her with some school shenanigans!
Craig: (Wants to save himself trouble) But she’s my mom, and YOU are her grandma. Based on the hierarchy, shouldn’t you be the one doing so?
Yui’s voice: I’ll do when you learn to cook!
Craig: (Scared) But those gadgets are so scary, for real!
Yui’s voice: I was already my school’s chef at your age!
[Then, a certain photo came flying to Craig’s hands. It depicted a black and white picture of Yui serving food to her own classmates behind the school cafeteria’s bar. She was smiling as she was holding a soup spoon]
Craig: (Impressed) Kafka’s got some ripped rivals regarding surreal situations…
Craig: (Sighs) Anyway, I’ll try doing as Yui says…
Craig: (Nigh-shouting) Betsy, our teacher actually left us homework to do!
[Betsy dropped her console as soon as she heard that, as her face showed a severe, yet comical worry]
Betsy: (Falls on Craig’s deception) Sweet mother of a cow! You should’ve told me earlier, dude!
Craig: Betsy…
Betsy: (Anxious) WHAT?!
Craig: Now that I’ve got your attention, the Desktop computer is free.
[Betsy froze on the spot for a few moments upon hearing Craig, realizing she was fooled, slowly turning red]
Craig: You can use it without a worry in the-
[Betsy stopped being flustered, but now she had a creepy, homicidal stare, and Craig’s face drew a sweat drop, as his eyes became more cartoony-scared]
Craig: (Scared) W-Well, you gotta admit that it was a funny prank, aight…?
[Betsy had a big jar of Super glue now, with not-so evil intent, as Craig was slowly crawling back, fearing for his paper life]
Craig: (Terrified) What’re you gonna do with that glue…?
Betsy: (With a somber voice, makes a pun) Relax, Craig, we’ll just be sticking around…
-Episode’s opening
===Course===
[Now, in a brief time skip, Craig was lying down, face stuck to the ground, trying, while failing, to get himself out]
Yui: (Calls for Craig) By the way, I forgot to tell you to measure how heavy must the prank be!
[Yui came in, seeing Craig in such a pitiful, yet hilarious state, to which she closed her eyes and sighed]
Yui: (Sigh) Well, let’s pretend nothing happened here…
[Yui pulls out a simple gray remote with two buttons, a red one and a green one, pressing the former]
[Then, a claw as the one you’d see in an arcade plush cabinet, came out of the house’s ceiling, managing to pull him out of the ground]
Yui: (Before looking at Craig) Ok, now I’m sure everything’s worked-
[Yui saw Craig’s actual state. He now had a faceless head, but turned out to look funnier than it should]
Yui: (Astonished) -out…
Yui: (Sighs) Well, I guess I’m bound to do some paperwork.
[Suddenly, there was a dead silence, something that disappointed Yui]
Yui: (Speaks to the narrator) Where’re the “ba dum tss” sounds for jokes?
Well, we ran out of budget thanks to all the licenses we needed to purchase for future episode parodies and tributes…
Yui: (Annoyed) You should’ve said so earlier!
[Now, after another brief time skip, both children and her grandma were sitting on the couch. They were watching a comical TV program, presumably the same as the former episode’s one]
Comically gross voice: Doctor Evilness! I told you I wanna be R2-D2, he’s just like me for real!
Dr. Evilness’ voice: Big-boned idiot! You can’t do anything, though! In fact, should you fly in a rebellion airship, we’d all be dead because of your size! You’d be “R2-D2-Difficult to miss”! You, chunky hominid!
Big-boned idiot: (Angry) Don’t get me mad, doctor, cause if you do, I’m grabbing my house’s toilet and I’ll throw you my-!
[Suddenly, the questionably comedic program was interrupted by a brief fanfare, indicating important news that deserved interrupting a program] 
Betsy and Craig: (Frustrated) Oh, come on!
Generic male news anchor voice: We are interrupting this program to broadcast an urgent announcement!
Craig: (To Betsy) Yo, hand me the remote, will ya?
Yui: (To both kids) Come on, let them inform us at least, it might be important.
Anchor: Every channel is broadcasting the announcement. A call has gone out to those who desire to stand for a candidacy to mayorship. Our current mayor has, exact quotation, “Grown effing sick of keeping his term.”
Betsy: (Bored) Masterclass of BORING news…
Anchor: Currently, there is only ONE candidate for the position.
[Now, the TV could be seen. The news anchor had zoomed in a file that showed a photo of no other than Duke. He had a very stupid, yet creepy evil smile, with an abnormally comical aura that contributed to a comedic, yet dark impression of the possible new governor]
Actual Mugshot of the individual 
[Now, the scene changed and Betsy, who was drinking a smoothie, chocked on her drink, and had to hit herself in the chest to stop. Nonetheless, despite the trick saving her, her supernatural strength made everything else, both people and the sofa, be knocked to the ground]
Betsy’s voice: (Shocked) WHAT THE KAISER SIGMA?!
In her timeline, she’s the first person to ever use “Brainrot language.”
Anchor: This candidate has affirmed to be only named “Duke.” He might be in his twenties-thirties judging by his looks, he’s 1.75 meters tall or so, I don’t know British, and he’s the only one who stands for the position.
[Yui managed to lift the sofa by pushing it up, and everyone else got up. After that, she started sweating profusely, unfitting of her chill grandma image]
Yui: (Worried) The TV said like 3 days left, and if there’s no one, he’ll be the…
Yui: (Alarmed) And if he becomes a mayor, he’ll surely make a law to ban us from this place!
Yui: (Shouts) There’s no way in the anti-heaven for I to move out again!
[Yui breathes heavily in a comically fast way, as she flaps her arms at similar speeds]
Yui: (Stressed out) If we don’t find ANOTHER mayor things will turn wildly bad!
[Betsy suddenly glows, as she has come with a plan, and turns back to normal, while trying to get everyone’s attention]
Betsy: (Happily) Granny Yui-!
Yui: (Stressed out, interrupts) And then, we’ll have to move out somewhere else and hire some guys cause my superhuman grandkid is a lazy girl!
Betsy: (Thinks, saddened) Ouch, my feelings, dang it!
Craig: (To Yui) Yui, we could actually create a new mayor.
[Yui’s eyes are covered in Sparkles, in joy from hearing of Craig’s totally not-previously-thought plan, something that understandably annoyed Betsy]
Yui: (Happy) Craig, you’re a genius! 
Yui: (To Betsy) How come you didn’t think about this?
Betsy: (Frustrated) Well, you were quite busy ignoring me and my unborn ideas!
Craig: (In fear) Oh, no…
[Betsy pulls out a pink boombox out of nowhere, as a Flamenco-styled instrumental song plays, much to Yui and Craig’s dismay]
Betsy: (Sings, in perfect Spanish) ¡Dame veneno, que quiero morir! ¡DAME VENEEEEEEENO!
[Some subtitles translated the song, with the caption “Gimme some poison ‘cuz I wanna die! GIMME SOME POISONNNNNN!”]
[Craig slaps Betsy’s head, forcing her to stop]
Craig: Too much Spain for today!
Betsy: (Annoyed) Not even harmless satire is accepted nowadays…
[The scene changed to a totally different setting, in a Building suspiciously similar to the US’ White House, even though this doesn’t take place in the US. It was slightly smaller, and, as a couple of signs revealed, it turned out to be just a very politically oriented type of hotel. Inside it, there were several rooms to house the candidates to the mayor charge, or, perhaps, just house people who happen to be politicians. Nonetheless, Duke was basically the only one there, having an extra room to store his wacky gadgets. The door is remarkably close to burst, due to the high amount of stuff stored there. Finally, we head into Duke’s room, in front of the former one, which had, for some reason, a presidential-like Desk in front of the windows, which led to a balcony. At another corner there was a luxurious TV, and, at the opposite corner, near the presidential Desk, lied the bed which contained that infamous kind of anime girl pillows, and had Duke sitting beside her. He was staring at said pillow with love, which featured none other than Emilia, from the Re:Zero series. To add to the creepy, yet pathetic atmosphere, walls were halfway painted from black to white, and there were red rose petals surrounding said pillow]
Duke: (Speaks to… the pillow, probably delusional already?) Oh, sweetie… When I get elected as the mayor, weddings of our kind will be legalized. Speaking of the Devil… When would you like ours to be held? Tell me…
[Suddenly, a gray, big-headed and short, tiny-bodied robot with two eyes of a yellow sclera and white pupils, came in, just to see a traumatizing sight: the freaky villain still flirting with his own pillow. The poor robotic creature had to close its eyes, while slowly retreating, traumatized, and shutting the door gently]
Robot’s voice: (Is heard, while sobbing) Master is unfathomably on drugs! I had warned him that those substances would be bad for his campaign!
[Duke heard him, (un)reasonably mad upon learning his servant’s thoughts on him]
Duke: (Angry, to the robot) I CAN hear you, you stupid rearranged satellite!
Robot’s voice: (Scared) B-But it’s just that your relationship with that Japanese cartoon woman-!
Duke: (Incensed) NO ONE talks trash about MY pillow! Come here if you need to talk so much!
[The robot came in once again, now carrying a stack of papers, while trying to forget the cringy incident]
Robot: (Tries to switch the topic) By the way, master Duke, the meeting to gain our voters is ready and about to begin! Wanna see it?
[The robot gave to Duke said stack of papers, surely for the upcoming meeting, and the villain started to read them for a couple of seconds, until his face reflected the sheer disgust of someone who stepped on fresh manure]
Duke: (Indignant) WHAT KIND OF WRITING IS THIS?!
[The paper briefly showed a text that started with “Dear neighbors, I am your future mayor, and here’s what I have to say to those who won’t support me: “Consider yourself lucky, kid. You got me to take out my sword. I was hoping it didn't have to come to this. Even I thought I wouldn't have to do this. Witness me as pull out my sword, a beautiful piece of glorious Nippon steel, folded over ten thousand times, crafted by the greatest sword makers the land of Nippon has to offer. I have trained with this blade in several schools, but my power exceeded the strength of even their greatest masters. My techniques have been perfected through infinite training; my instincts honed by years of meditation in the far-off land of Akihabara. Your depravity has doomed you to a death devoid of honor, be grateful that I at least grant you death by the blade using only 5% of my true power. teleports behind you Nothin' personnel kid.” What made Duke angry was none other than watching the text bearing a Comic Sans MS font]
Duke: (Sigh) Anyway, only my eyes will suffer with this font…
Duke: (To the robot, excited) Look at me, bro! I’m gonna be the future mayor!
Robot: (Happily) Will I get to be a secretary that pretends to be human?
Duke: (Surprisingly, not harsh, but easygoing) Okay, C-3PO.
[The scene changed back to Betsy and her family. Craig was in front of the two women of the house, in a small platform that he had improvised with an unmounted, lying closet. He seemed to be in the middle of a speech rehearsal]
Craig: (Finishing a made-up speech) And I believe that, since I am the most sociable of us three…
Craig: No one other than I will be Yui’s manager on her campaign!
Betsy y Yui: (Annoyed, in unison) Heck no, J-Lo! You’re the family’s best actor!
Craig: Can’t I get a little break from acting? Fine then…
Betsy: (Sigh) Let’s go, I’ll be your tailor…
Yui: (To Betsy) C’mon, you barely finished the first lesson in sewing!
Betsy: (Sigh, slightly bitter) Then I’ll cheer you on TV, or whatever…
Yui: (To both of them) Well, I had already got my own suit for Craig. I meant to give it to him by the beginning of summer, but I think we should use it now…
[Yui pulled out some kind of a diving suit, with a yellow-ish, transparent glass that barely let anyone be seen once inside. There weren’t any oxygen tanks either, making Craig questions if Yui couldn’t decide between an Anti-gas suit or a scuba-diving one]
Craig: (With dark humor) Look! We’re about to swim in a plage-infested swamp in the 14th century!
Betsy: (With way too forced wacky humor) Really? I thought we were about to shield us against Jabba the “Pizza Hutt’s” farts!
Betsy: (Voiceover, confident) Yeah, I know, I’m so dang hilarious…
[Only the lonely sound of crickets could be heard after said joke. However, in an extreme close-up, we could see the actual crickets, who were actually laughing as no one ever did. Then, the scene zoomed out back to normal]
Craig: Now that I think about it, we may need some extra help. I’m sure that Duke will have quite a lot of capable helpers at his office…
[The scene rapidly changed back to Duke, who was trying to open his room’s windows, as his robot tried to cook some now unrecognizable coal-like food on a frying pan that was at a self-made stove. The heavy smoked covered the place, making the villain cough frequently as a fire was extending through the room]
Duke: (Cough) You worthless rearranged satellite!
[Both victims kept the chaos going as the smoke finally covered everything in sight]
When two kids destroy your satellites, repairing them and turning them into robots won’t guarantee optimal helpers…
[Now, the scene changed back to Betsy and her family at the living room, with all of them practicing for their campaign, save for the young girl, who was wandering around, laptop accompanying her, seeking for help]
Betsy: (Through the microphone of her computer) Tsun Tsun? Can you hear me?
Alessa’s voice: (Annoyed) Girl, I’m not a Tsundere!
Betsy: (Speaks to Alessa) Yet your username is “Tsun Tsun Rocket.” You’re quite the mystery…
Betsy: Anyway, Yui, Craig and I have crafted a new character for the elections, played by Paperboy, and can’t think of a name at all.
Alessa’s voice: Let’s see, how does he look like in his character sheet?
[Suddenly, Alessa laughed quietly, as if she had said some joke that flew over our heads]
Alessa’s voice: (Laughs) You get it? A character sheet! A paper with a character!
[Betsy holds her laughter back, an odyssey since she has a deep love for atrociously bad puns]
Betsy: Ok, in regards of his aspect…
[Craig is seen playing with a console from the Nintendo DS line, with his suit on. Suddenly, in a fit of anger, holds his console and raises his arms, about to throw his console to the ground, as he keeps grunting]
Betsy: (Looks at Craig) He looks like a Tusken Raider, actually…
Alessa’s voice: (Sigh) In that case, should be easy for anyone…
[Time passes, and now, Craig is seen seriously surprised, as his now uncovered cartoon face showed]
Craig: (Shocked) My name is “Tusken”?!
Betsy: Well, Ale thought that, because of your feral looks when playing, we could use some Tusken Raiders’ for the laughs.
[Author’s notes: If you’re a casual within Star Wars, it’s the name of those wild masked guys who tried to kill Luke Skywalker in Episode IV]
Yui: (Sighs) Good grief, we’re really going all out with this episode’s Star Wars references…
Totally right, Yui. That’s why we spent all our budget already.
[Once again, the scene changed. Now Duke got out of his political room along his robot helper. The villain wore new hat with a golden glow, which doesn’t help him at all, but makes him believe his own deceptions]
Robot: (Shocked) How can that top hat cost FIVE HUNDRED bucks?
Duke: (Happy) But this hat is so cool.
Robot: (Thinks) Right, at least he’s not shouting at me. It is a cool hat, indeed.
[Then, the scene goes back to Yui’s house, with Betsy and her at the living room, preparing Craig’s first speech for the elections. Yui is seen sitting in front of a rectangle-shaped table with a typewriter, working tireless]
Yui: (Hectic as she writes the script) Look, I’m like the script writer or writers or whoever does this show! Having our brainstorming periods under pressure!
Craig: (Annoyed) The one who jokes about scripts is me, not you, Yui!
Yui: Buzzkill…
[Meanwhile, Betsy was sitting beside Yui, with her laptop resting on her lap, as she used it, trying to do something]
Betsy: (To Yui and Craig) Y’know? It is certainly difficult to make a campaign poster on a laptop, “mouseless,” and using MS Paint.
Yui: (To Betsy, exaggerates) You’re not so far regarding your friend Luna’s skills when it comes to this, so you’ll still make something to which my great-grandkid nosebleeds.
As surprising as it seems, Betsy has more friends other than Alessa.
[Betsy crosses her index fingers as she smiles, nervous and shy]
Betsy: (Laughs awkwardly) That’s why I don’t get straight Aces in technical drawing, ‘cuz we’re “close.”
Yui: You’re also an excellent paper surgeon-
Craig: (Annoyed, to the scriptwriters) Stop making me the butt of all jokes!
No way, Bruce Wayne…
Betsy: (Weirded out) Hey, guys. With so much tomfoolery and interruptions, I’m starting to question whether we’re being part of a filler scene.
We’ll tell her later, but let’s head out and finish the episode, we still have a few pages of content left…
[The scene changed once again, and Duke was seen in his political room, organizing his speech’s notes, totally calm despite the deplorable state the room was in]
Duke: (Calls his helper) S.R! Get your metal ass here right now!
[The robot, named S.R, appeared, crushing through the door because of his simulated nerves, which showed more strongly once he realized]
S.R: (Nervous) Ahhhh, the door! I’m gonna get silver-plated now!
Duke: (Appears to be calm) No, don’t worry.
Duke: (With a homicidal look) I’ll just beat the scrap outta you and friends again.
[S.R feels his door-related sins crawling on his back, fleeing for said door, breaking whatever was left of it while running for his life. Then, Duke followed and chased him down furiously]
Duke: (Furious, while chasing S.R) Get over here! You’re paying for the door! I’ll sell you to the illegal market if necessary!
[Both characters ended up getting out of frame, and some heavy, violent machinery malfunction sounds were heard]
Duke: (About to unleash more violence) I gotcha, you little son of a nice robot lady!
[Both characters were fighting, fighting meaning that S.R was defenseless against Duke’s much bigger body. Then, the tall villain caught the innocent robot and did a body slam with him]
S.R: (Thinks, while suffering) Where’s my self-destruction button…?
[Suddenly, a couple of trumpets were heard, and both characters stopped the fight, as the speech was about to commence]
S.R: (To Duke) Master, it started! It’s time for your speech!
Duke: Where’s my speech?!
[The robot pulled out of somewhere a speech covered in gift paper, albeit badly, as part of the paper could still be seen]
S.R: (Happily) I made it with all my love!
[Duke opened the gift rapidly, throwing the gift paper away]
Duke: (Reads) “Dear voters, I’m delighted to announce that” blah blah blah…
[Duke tore apart the speech and kicked S.R, who tried to get up once again, as if he were a turtle, but couldn’t]
S.R: (Sad) B-But master…
Duke: (Angry) Screw you, Satellite! I’ll use my speech!
[The scene traveled forward in time, and Duke was standing now in front of a moderate audience. He got on a big, wooden platform with some improvised curtains, due to the urgency of the campaign. He went to the lectern, and, before starting his speech, violently drank his bottle of water in one sitting. Right after, he started his speech]
Duke: Esteemed citizens! I’m delighted to learn that you’re choosing me to be the mayor of our lovely homeland!
[Betsy was seen at her home, watching the speech on her TV. Yui sat on the sofa, slightly perplexed]
Yui: (Annoyed) This literal ghost hasn’t been elected cause Craig just filed for candidacy and news won’t drop ‘till night!
Betsy: (To Yui) Eighth grade syndrome?
Yui: A little bit, to be honest.
[The scene got back to Duke, who, despite having zero to none support, kept going with his speech, energetic and enthusiastic]
Duke: (Enthusiastic) I promise to legalize the anime body pillows once for all!
[A faint cough was heard among the audience, followed-up by crickets. Nonetheless, a Zoom-in revealed that there were two crickets, wearing Son Goku-shaped wigs, while reacting ecstatic with joy]
Duke: (Mutters) You uncultured crew…
[Then, Craig was seen getting up to the platform, sitting on a chair far behind from Duke, and using his Tusken suit, so no one, including the audience could be a problem]
Duke: (As a tyrant) And, as a last upgrading measure, we’ll expel our local heroes and will get MORE police officers! And more violent!
S.R: (Thinks, while sitting beside Craig) And probably more technophobic, us robots already suffer a lot of discrimination in the present.
Duke: (To the audience) Thanks for voting me!
[Duke gets out of the platform, ready to blend into the crowd. Nonetheless, he finally spotted another candidate, who turned out to be Tusken, and felt fear that his plans might get frustrated]
Duke: (Surprised, to himself) Another candidate? I was so close!
Duke: (Thinks), it’s okay. My awesome speech has made it impossible for them to match my power!
[Craig got near the lectern and cleared his throat before starting his speech]
Craig: (To the crowd) Greetings, citizens! My name is Tusken, and I-!
[As if triggered by a primal instinct, people in the crowd started to cheer for Craig viciously, craving for him to become the mayor instead of Duke, who stood there, arms crossed]
Duke: (Bitter) I’m sure I would’ve been a better governor…
[The scene ended, and there was a nice sunset taking place, as Betsy, Alessa and Craig were about to get off the platform]
Alessa: (To Craig) Hey, the mayor set the deadline for voting to tomorrow. In the event you win…
Betsy: (Coughs) And he WILL win...
Alessa: Do you really want to be the mayor?
Craig: (Rejects the idea) No way! But I don’t wanna have a weirdo who is canonically engaged to a body pillow as our governor and all that stuff…
Alessa: Then, I have a neat idea for you. 
Betsy: Shoot it.
[Craig shot skyward with a cap gun. The crickets made their sounds once again, and a third zoom approached them. The crickets were crying, while terrified]
Craig: (Saddened) It IS funny.
Alessa: (To Craig) You remember that super tiny young lady who sits with us to draw, or just to hang out during the school recess?
Craig: Yup.
Alessa: Turns out that, ever since I made her watch Evangelion, she got into the world of creating Mechas.
Betsy: (Impressed) Wait, is she Annakin Skywalker?
Alessa: Nah, he’s one helluva MacGyver, actually. And she’s simply good at drawing and building. The piloting part is on her cousin.
This is a whole reference festival for the album…
[Now, from an aerial view, the friend trio were talking, as in an extremely far part of the place, Duke was seen chasing the innocent S.R]
[There is a time skip, and now Betsy and Craig were at their house, resting the latter unmasked, but with his suit still on.]
Yui: (To Craig) Hey! Come and eat up!
Craig: (Lazy) Dude, so lazy...
[Suddenly, Craig flew out of his suit, and headed towards the kitchen against his will, where there was a fan at high speeds, infusing fear in the paper boy]
Craig: (Panicked) TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF!
[Betsy revealed to be behind the fan prank, and stopped blowing, which stopped it, showing it was indeed unplugged. Nonetheless, Craig was even more shocked seeing Betsy in the Kitchen in the blink of an eye, as if she had cloned herself]
Betsy: (Chuckles) Hey, let’s eat dinner now, “sweetie”! You have a hazy day tomorrow.
Craig: (Shocked) When did she get in here?!
===Epilogue===
[There was a big audience, with many people holding signs that showed Tusken’s masked face, surrounded by hearts. Then, a Megaphone made the most atrociously loud sound to make everyone’s eardrums bleed, in a literal sense, since the audience suffered that fate. Then, a tired senior man’s voice became present]
Megaphone voice: (Bored) Aight, know let’s hear the new mayor’s speech, his biblical oath, and the procedural “bullpoo.”
Megaphone voice: (Bored) Tusken, get that beautiful and divine butt, cause it’s your turn in ruling this boring-ass town. Say your emotional stuff while I head to my retirement home.
[The megaphone disconnects, and Craig got in front of the lectern, with a priest beside him, eager for somebody to swear a certain oath. Then, he started his speech]
Craig: Dear homeland! I feel gratified for having been elected as the new mayor!
Craig: I couldn’t have done it without the help and support-!
[Suddenly, what appears to be an abnormally big eagle, spawned, and took Craig with its big bird feet and left, flying far away, shocking literally everybody in the audience, except for Betsy, who was there, next to Yui and S.R, aware of something]
Betsy: (Thinks) Well, it seems EAGLE has completed the part left.
Fun Fact, EAGLE is the name of the big robot that took Craig with it, to complete faking his death plan.
[Yui tried to jump in vain to rescue Craig from the robot]
Yui: (Nervous) Betsy, your son’s in danger, for the love of God!
Betsy: (Reassures Yui) No, Grandma Yui. According to the plan, the robot will release Craig when they’re far away enough.
Megaphone voice: (Gives up) Since the about-to-be mayor died, the former governor, I, have to keep ruling until the term expires. Wee, I wanna move to a grave.
[Among the surrealism unleashed by such a scene, Betsy answered her phone, of which call was from Alessa]
Betsy: (To Alessa) Hi there.
Alessa’s voice: (Through the phone, hectic) I hope we’re not arriving late to the ceremony thing! We had a little problem regarding EAGLE…
Betsy: (Sweats) “A lil’ problem?”
Alessa’s voice: Yeah, the pilot couldn’t get inside because we had some issues with the welding.
Betsy: (Disturbed) Oh, Gosh…
Yui: (Worried) What’s wrong?
[Betsy, invaded by guilt, ran at abnormal speeds, chasing the gigantic eagle to save her friend]
Betsy: (As she runs) That was an actual Eagle!
[As soon as Betsy jumps off the ground, in an aerial view where a shocked S.R and Yui are highlighted among the rest of the audience, freezing the frame]
-End of the episode
|-|Trivia=
(Listed by order of appearance, cutting out the most obvious ones)
**Craig mentions the writer Franz Kafka, known for his surreal writing works.
**Whatever Yui was watching, was once again a homage/parody to the movies from the Austin Powers series.
**Duke's face during his mugshot/file photo mimics a meme featuring a photo of The Joker from Batman, in which the villain smiles in a deranged, yet memed way.
**Immediately after that, Betsy utters the What the Sigma meme, but changing it to mention Kaiser Sigma, a transformation of the Character Sigma from the Megaman X series
**As Betsy sings while exaggerating her misery, she sings a Spanish song named "Dame veneno", made by the Spanish Duo "Los chunguitos"
** The incredibly long Comic Sans font-styled speech draft that Duke had is actually a copypasta with minimal changes .
**Alessa's online nickname, "Tsun Tsun Rocket", is a reference to the videogame "Chu Chu Rocket"
**Betsy compares Duke to somebody who has the Eighth Grade Syndrome. This is an actual disease, portrayed in several animes by its japanese name, "Chuunibyou", and is often presented on middle schoolers who have heavy self-important fantasies.
|-|Author's notes=
Well, well! Every time we repeat a catchphrase, we do so just two times. Maybe it’s just a collective, really disturbing maniac thing we do.
How was today’s episode n’ stuff? By the way, I forgot to say, we’re having a DOUBLE premiere today, so you’ll see two episodes on the same day! Are we crazy? Our expert psychologists affirmed it in over 6 million forms of communication, but we don’t care. Also, it’s kind of rude of us to keep you waiting for stuff that should come in shorter intervals, so here you go! Double the content! 
As a secret…
This episode was written, remastered, and translated before the fourth, which you’re about to head on below. We believe that somehow, one of our scriptwriters from our Zoom meetings might be George Lucas, but it’d be dangerous in case he spoils the end of his franchise.
Ok, see ya, byeee!
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