Lawbreakers (Dash and Smash)/Script

Dash: “Hey, Dad! What do you want to say today?”
Sonic: “Well, I have something to say today that is very important if you want to be like me.”
Dash: “What is it, Dad?”
Smash: “Is it something about you being a Chaotic Good guy?”
Sonic: “Yes. If a law limits you from doing the right thing and has no reason to stop you from doing the right thing, you have to break it.”
Smash: “You’re crazy, right?”
Dash: "What is the right thing?"
Sonic: “No. This is my philosophy. Screw the rules, I do what’s right. And there is no such thing as the right thing. Place your bets on what you think is right.”
Smash: "Why don't you care for the rules?"
Sonic: "Smash, I am committed to standing up for freedom. That's what I am all about. If I wasn't committed to standing up for freedom to do whatever is morally right, I wouldn't be fighting against Eggman. I wouldn't be a hero of Mobius. I would have no reason to fight against villains. I fight to save this planet from slavery."
Smash: "Well, you didn't save the planet from slavery many times."
Sonic: "Smash, I did!"
Smash: "Because those other times you think you did were just about you saving the planet from POTENTIAL slavery."
Sonic: "Prevention is better than cure!"
Smash: "Agreed. But is there any law in Mobotropolis that is bad? I mean, unless there's a benefit to limiting the amount of good one can do, Queen Sally would only make laws that reduce evil."
Sonic: "She doesn't have full control over the city. The mayor does."
Smash: "OK, what are the laws we should break?"
Amy: she looks at Sonic and listens to the discussion
Sonic: "Mayor Wallace Wayne said that we cannot stop him from being a fan of Ken Penders."
Smash: "Dad, he has a point."
Dash: "Even I think you're dumb in this case."
Flash: "That is not a law I am willing to break, because we don't really care."
Crash: "Give us a law that we should break. Not something about an opinion."
Sonic: "OK, we should go to prison and visit the prisoners."
Crash: "That is not a bad idea!"
Sonic: "No law in the universe will stop me from doing what's right! In this case, it's visiting the prisoners."
Flash: "Let's go, Dad!"
Bash: he used Super Peel Out
Amy: she offers jawbreakers to the 5
Flash: "Japanese jawbreakers?"
The 5 get the jawbreakers and let them stay on their cheeks
Flash: "Sorry, Dad, not now."
Amy: "Sonic, we need to talk."
Smash: "Private conversation. Siblings, go away."
The 5 go to their rooms
Sonic: "What? I was trying to do the right thing!"
Amy: "When I say "you should be a more responsible parent", you should be a more responsible parent. And Sonic, you were irresponsible this time."
Sonic: "What? I only wanted my kids to break the laws that are bad!"
Amy: "But I don't want our kids to be in trouble! Please don't let them break any law."
Sonic: "Let's see how it goes."
Amy: "I know you are "Chaotic Good", and true, being Chaotic Good can be the most moral alignment, because a good heart with a free spirit means you can be as moral as you can be, so you don't have to care about laws to do good, but please don't get our kids in trouble! That doesn't mean my kids only, but that means your kids too, because these kids are both ours."
Sonic: "But I want them to see me as a good role model. Doing good without regard for the law."
Amy: "Hmph!"
Rooms
Smash: "What do you think they're talking about?"
Dash: "Adult stuff."
Smash: "I acted like I did not know just to expose how stupid you are, Dash. Mom gave us a clue."
Dash: “OK, so if Dad said we can be as carefree as we can be, he must’ve said we shouldn’t care about what the law says as long as it’s a good or OK thing to do.
Smash: “Yep.”
Dash: “Doesn’t that mean that we can do anything we want?”
Smash: “Well, I don’t see much wrong with anything we’re doing.”
Flash: she ran to the duo’s room
Crash: “What are you talking about?”
Smash: “Freedom to do anything we want. After all, we can do anything as long as they are good or OK things. That’s what I took what Dad said as.”
Bash: he raises two thumbs up
Crash: “Perfect!”
Freedom Plays
The 5 go to the meat restaurant
Smash: “We can eat, eat, eat
Any kind of meat, meat, meat!”
The 5 go on a shopping spree
Flash: “Go on a shopping spree, spree, spree
Because we’re free, free, free!”
The 5 make a Ken Penders shrine while biking to the place they make their Ken Penders Shrine
Dash: “And we can like, like, like
Ken Penders and bike, bike, bike!”
The 5 go to Studiopolis
Crash: “And we can watch, watch, watch
Eggman’s movies, don’t botch, botch, botch!”
Smash, Flash, Dash, and Crash: “Because we are free to do anything!
Of our lives, we’re the queens and kings!”
Bash: he makes an electric guitar sting
Nighttime
Dash: "That was an amazing time!"
Flash: "Living the free life is so fun!"
Crash: "Nothing to worry about when we do something that is not bad."
Bea: "Hey, Crash! Flash! Dash! Smash! Bash! What did you do to the robots?"
Crash: "We destroyed them. Part of our usual defeating Eggman shtick."
Sly: "Tell it to the judge."
Golden Hive
Charmy: "So, Dash, Smash, Bash, Flash, and Crash. You've destroyed a lot of Badniks, right?"
Saffron: "Well, we would understand that, but would you still call yourself a hero when your heroism is about committing property damage to stop a villain?"
Smash: "Hey! Don't think you don't do that either!"
Charmy: "Breaking a criminal out of prison is also something that should be punished. You did that, right, Flash?"
Flash: "Dash and Smash were the main doers of the action."
Saffron: "That doesn't excuse you. You are arrested for committing property damage and jailbreak."
Bea: "We have a cell for you."
Golden Hive Cell
The 5 go inside the cell
Bea: "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime."
Smash: "Why did we go inside the cell? Aren't we supposed to not care about the law as long as what we did was right and whatever we did wrong in the past was fixed?"
Flash: "I'm the S-Prank. I can detect jokes easily. And this is obviously a joke. If they really wanted to arrest us, they would shoot honey at us and trap the prisoners in said honey. But they didn't, so we can enjoy the honey."
Dash: "And they even gave us anti-stick shoes."
Flash: she eats the honey in the cell
Charmy, Saffron, and Bea: "We tricked you!"
Flash: "Not quite. I detected your prank. That does not count. We intentionally went inside the cell."
Bea: "Why would one want to go inside a cell?"
Flash: "Your honey tastes amazing, and the cell is made entirely out of honey. And look at the other criminals you captured. You trapped them in honey and only trapped their torso, because you didn't want to feed them with honey or let them eat the honey in this area. So if you only trapped their torso, that would mean you wouldn't want their tongue to reach anything."
Charmy: "Well, this was a ruse!"
Saffron: "We needed people to taste test honey from the flowers of Little Planet."
Crash: "Did you need us to taste test it?"
Bea: "No, but we really wanted to prank the S-Prank so badly, but unfortunately, you still figured out our prank."
Crash: "We're out of here."
The 5 walked away from Golden Hive
Flash: "That was certainly weird."
Smash: "What are things you didn't want to do but wanted to do anyway? And not the ones you know are bad."
Dash: "How about eating all the ice cream we want?"
Smash: "Whatever we think is OK or right."
Flash: "We don't care if we jaywalk! We're speedsters!"
The Next Day...
A traffic jam appears
School Kids: they were ranting
Spanky: "Hey! Why is there a traffic jam? And why didn't they allow us to cross the only road that lets us go to school in time?"
Barry: he crosses the road that is nearest to the school
Spanky: "That's jaywalking, Barry!"
Barry: "I'm a bear. You're a hedgehog. Can't tell me what to do, Spanky."
Smash: "In fact, nobody has to tell us what to do!"
Dash: "Why did the government officials block that road? Let's just pass through it! Passing through that road has no consequence."
Crash: "The traffic jam won't spread to another road, it will be just fine. Just pass through the road, and you'll be good to go. Some laws are corrupt, and that's why we shouldn't care about them!"
The School Kids pass through the road
Dismissal Time
Homeless People: "Help! We're hungry!"
Smash: "We didn't eat lunch, because we had such a good recess."
Dash: "Who cares about the law?"
Homeless People: gasp
Dash: "You can have our entire lunch! Who would be sociopathic enough to criminalize sharing food with community members who are homeless?"
Homeless People: they cheer
Many kids were angry at Dash, Smash, Bash, Flash, and Bash
Dash: "What?"
Smash: "I guess every action has a consequence. Even good actions have bad consequences."
Spanky: "Give us some food!"
Smash: "You have to buy in the store."
Spanky: "Then why are you giving homeless people free food? Why can't WE get free food?"
The kids attack the 5 siblings
The 10 Prower Sisters use a giant broom and sweep the kids away
Smash: "You know we could've dodged?"
Flash: "We are literally in the streets. If we attack them back, they might end up in the middle of the road and get run over by cars."
Smash: "The giant broom counts as an attack."
Skye: he was driving a truck called "The Truck for Bad Kids"
Flash: "Yeah, but at least they're safe from being run over, because they are going to Skye's truck."
Smash: "Hey! Where's Bash?"
Bash: he holds signs that protest against Water Privatization
A crowd follows Bash
Police Cars arrive
Flash: "Uh, what did we do?"
Policemen: "You broke a lot of laws! Jaywalking is one of them, and the other is feeding to the homeless. Go to prison!"
Amy and Sonic: they arrive at the scene
Amy: "Sonic, this is what I've been telling you! If you let the kids break laws, even if they limit the amount of good they can do, they will get in big trouble."
Sonic: "I am Sonic the Hedgehog! I am all about freedom!"
Amy: "Yeah, but false freedom is the absence of restraints that may ruin one's life. True freedom is the power to do what one is meant to do."
Sonic: "You sound too religious right there. But yeah, I know that. Also there are some restraints I gave to the kids to doing things that may seem good to them."
Smash: "Like being a Robin Hood isn't good, because the rich people's families are rich for a reason, and most of the time, it's because they earned it."
Sonic: "Yeah. Stealing from rich people is bad, but stealing from rich people who became rich because they stole said money is the right thing to do as long as you return the money to the original owner."
Flash: "Dad, what if it's a near endless loop? Like you stole money from a thief who stole money from another thief who stole money from another thief who stole money from another thief who stole-"
Smash: "SHUT UP!"
Sonic: "Well, try to find the money's original owner. There is no limit to the good that you can do. If you want to do something that helps people, just do it!"
Flash: "Thanks, Dad!"
5 Hours of Doing Nothing but Trying to End World Hunger Later...
The 5 walked back home very sick
Amy: "I can't believe this, Sonic. This is not the right thing to do. Forcing our kids to try their absolute hardest to end world hunger to the point where they got sick?"
Sonic: "I didn't want to force them, I wanted to encourage them. But kids, let this be a lesson that it's not bad to take breaks from doing your good deeds, because after that break, you might end up as good a do-gooder as before. Maybe even better. That's why resting is important. That's why I take you all to Green Hill after doing something amazing for a community or the entire world out of the goodness of your heart."
Flash: "We should've been allowed to drink coffee."
Amy: "Well, Sonic, reminding them of that makes them only do good things for the world only to get trips to Green Hill."
Sonic: he facepalms himself
Amy: "At least you encouraged them to do the right thing!"
Policemen: "Uh, hello? We're still here."
Amy: "Aren't you convinced by Sonic to become activists that fight against water privatization, because even though it breaks the law, it's the right thing to do?"
Policemen: "Oh yeah. But what about feeding the homeless? We need to be clean! Sanitized! Virus free!"
Sonic: "No matter the inflammation, virus, disease, or sanitation slippage you get from feeding the homeless, the most important thing is that you did it, making you a generous and selfless person."
Amy: "Whoa! A pun on sanity slippage! That's bold!"
Policemen: "Well, I guess we should protest against that. We're becoming activists and quitting our jobs as policemen!" some of them remove their uniforms and get their picket signs
Amy: "Why didn't some of you remove them?"
Some Policemen: "To give the activists hope, because we policemen are joining their cause for political change. The government will be alerted right away."
The Golden Hive Colony members show picket signs protesting against water privatization and illegalizing giving food to homeless people
Sonic: "Wow! They did the right thing! Bash, did you do it?"
Bash: he nods
Amy: "Good job, Bash. You found a way to not get in trouble while still trying to change our city for the better!"
Sonic: "You're a smart boy."
Bash: he smiles
The End!
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