Three Way Defense

== The Three Way Defense Is A Cybersecurity Tactic That Involves Two Hackers And One Script Kiddie ==
The Script Kiddie Usually Never Meets The Other Two Hackers In This Particular Tactic The Script Kiddie Is Limited To Publicly Accessible Information The Existing Network Infrastructure And The Limits of The Social Media of The Time A Typical Senpai Script Kiddie On A Network With Two Yandere Hackers Leaves An Open Port For These Hackers Whom Are Often Programmers Simply Performing Regular Maintenance For Most Computer Networks And The Script Kiddie Is The One Whose Left Holding The Bag If The Network Is Compromised 
== Open Ports Unknown Protectors ==
The Script Kiddie Assumes In Good Faith That The Administrators of The Website or Existing Social Media Are The Actual Administrators And Owners of The Websites or Social Media In Question And Are Simply Maintaining Their Computer Networks or Central Servers This Tactic Is Inalienable Because The Person Holding The Bag Often Has No Programming Skill And Has To Trust The Administrators of The Internet Service Provider Which Can VERY Greatly By Nation In An Event Where The Internet Service Provider Is Compromised There's Often No Means of Public Disclosure or Any Kind of Recourse However The ISP VERY Rarely Is Ever Compromised As The Script Kiddie Is Almost Always Mistaken For Just Another Port Knocker That Is Unless The ISP Is Compromised And That's When You Got The Yandere Simulator The Way I Understand It 
== A Senpai Without A Nation ==
There's No Explainable Reason For An Entire Internet Service Provider To Be Compromised Given The Higher Tier Administrator Level Access To Their Client Ports Senpai's Situation Is Unique Because It All Started When They Began Converting American Vital Records From Paper To All Digital This Resulted In Senpai's Birth Certificate Being Lost In The Conversion Process And As Such Is Unable To Prove He Was Born In America Because of The Good Relations Between The Yakuza And The Haitian Mafia Whom Rose To Power During The 1960s Senpai Was "outsourced" To Several Korean Lesbians Whom of Which Aboard Their Yacht Were Sailing To Korea When The Yacht Was Ambushed By The USS Barrack Obama However The USS Barrack Obama Was Attacked By An Unknown Enemy Before Approaching The Bermuda Triangle Senpai Was Washed Ashore of An Unknown Island Whom On This Island Built A Wooden Boat And Sailed Back To America What He Would Soon Discover Though Is That This Island's Location Is A Highly And Closely Guarded Secret By Governments Worldwide
== Sometimes You Can Do Everything Right And Still Be WRONG ==
== Vital Records DO NOT Belong On The Internet ==
I Don't Care What Place The Internet Had In The Past There Are Legitimate Reasons We Don't Put All Our Personal Information On The Internet Every Avox That Was Affected By Any Kind of The Safety Issues Involved With The Restoration Also Were Affected Because They Played A Video Game Called Myst Which Was A Video Game That Rendered A Real Island In The Bermuda Triangle In Real 3D With Real Photorealism And The Only Believable Lie About It Is That It's A Video Game With Unusual Puzzles That For Some Reason Trigger Nightmares In The Players That Try To Solve Them And Senpai May Not Have Ever Left His Homeland In The Real World But Remembers A Terrible Nightmare He Had Following The September 11 Attacks Senpai Is Not "afraid of girls" He's Terrified of A Specific Set of Events That Could've Led To His Future Death On A Future Battlefield That May or May Not Be Real Because Sometimes Guys Like Senpai Get Caught Up In Things They Don't Understand Because They Have Sexual Relations With People That Are Not Your Average American Sex Cult 
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== Extraterrestrial Reality ==
If Indeed Our World Was Visited By A Society That Advanced There's A VERY Real Possibility That First Contact Could Also Take The Form of An Actual War Because of The History We're Not Allowed To Know About Some of These "aliens" Also DO NOT Like Humans According To Various Journals And Books Written By Those Involved Books And Journals That Are Non-Fiction Written By Military Personal And Whistleblowers Involved In The Secret Special Access Programs Whom Were Brave Enough To Tell What They Believed To Be The Truth This Is A Situation Where The Operational Level Would Exceed That of The Modern Developed Military And The Combat So Violent That It's Rapidly Destroying The Earth's Biome And The Reason For The Fighting Is NOT Known Nor Is Anything Known About The Combatants That's What War of The Worlds Was 
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== War of The Worlds ==
Nothing Can Prepare Anyone For Any Disaster On That Scale The Important Part Is Ensuring That You Have One of Two Things or Both of These Things 
# A Working Car 
# A Permanent Residence 
# Both 
The Reason Those Two Things Are Important Is Because Rules And Regulations Can Also Change And What's Most Important Is Having Both of Those Things Regardless of Whether or Not You Can Actually Use Those Things In Everyday Life A Gun Is Worthless When The War Involves The Use of Weapons Not Even The World's Military Has What Counts Is Staying Out of Sight Out of Mind And Out of Everyone Else's Way That's How You Survive In That Type of Disaster Because In That Situation No One Has The Advantage Except The Combatants And The Only Real Defense Is To Stay Off The Streets As Much As Possible