All Bottled Up

Musical guest: Sawyer Fredericks 
Special guest: Matt Damon
* Mr. Foot hears Matt inside the bathroom saying he's hungry. So he gives him a orange to eat.
== Quotes ==
Both: We enjoy it while we can
We enjoy it while we're kids
We enjoy it while there's still time
To make the most of it
Henry: We go around the block and we loiter by the
Both: Mall!
Henry: The people think we're thugs, so they give the
Both: Cops a call!
Larry: [spoken] Police!
Henry: We can get away with it cuz it's a
Both: Public space!
Henry: Turns out we weren't loitering
Both: Just standing in one place
[they make fun of the Cop, but then they back away and run]
Henry: I don't wear a suit or a
Both: Stupid tie!
Henry: I dress with my eyes closed and
Both: I still look fly!
Louie: [spoken] It looks like you got a leg transplant from a wiener dog.
Henry: [spoken] Yeah, well, you— [groans]
And when I don't have a comeback I can always cry
Both: We enjoy it while we can
We enjoy it while we're kids
We enjoy it while there's still time
To make the most of it
Henry: I'm allowed to eat candy, it's okay to be chubby
It's called baby fat, that's how my momma likes me
I don't need to worry about the calories I ate
'Cuz I'm just a kid with a crazy metabolic rate
[turns skinny] [spoken] Too far.
June: Don't you ever worry about the cavities in your teeth?
Henry: Who cares if these fall out, I've got new ones underneath!
June: I'm getting tons of loot, 'cuz I look so cute
Where are these presents from? It just doesn't compute
Henry: We don't have to worry about makin' ends meet
We just throw things in the buggy
Both: That we like to eat
'Cuz when you're still a kid, everything is magic
You don't know it yet
Life can get pretty tragic
We enjoy it while we can
We enjoy it while we're kids
We enjoy it while there's still time
To make the most of it
Henry: We don't have to worry, 'cuz we don't have jobs
We can sit around all day and hang out just like slobs
Both: We don't freak out about resumes or skills
'Cuz we don't have either, we got no bills
We got all the time that we wanna kill
Paperball: [spoken] What time is it?
Both: It's time to chill!
Hank: [spoken] What do you think you're doing?
Henry: [spoken] Just enjoying not having a job.
Hank: [spoken] Well, you can't stay here!
Henry: [spoken] Why? Because the sight of freedom hurt your adult feelings?
Hank: [spoken] No, kid! You're gonna have to move, because—
[A truck horn blares, along with a crash]
Henry: When you're still a kid, being sick is cool
Mom gives you hugs, and you don't have to go to school
Stay at home, watch TV, all day slackin' off
If someone checks on you, just give them a little cough
Richard: [spoken] Are you alright?
[Gumball coughs]
Richard: [spoken] Aww!
[his mum hugs his son, as he gives a demonic glare at the viewer]
Henry: It's not my fault if I behave like a dummy
I do a lot of stupid things, 'cuz I find it funny
Both: We don't need an excuse, 'cuz we've got imagination
We're using it right now to escape the situation
Because when you're a kid, you dream of many things
Like being a ninja dentist, or a wizard cop with wings
We could fight a shark-bear-gator with a sword made of swords
Be the best at everything and win awesomeness awards
See an underwater castle with a seahorse made of crystals
Saving mermaids from shark people using golden laser pistols
Plunder the universe in our pirate spaceship
Go back in time to teach cavemen how to kick-flip
Don't need to worry about our future plans for college
Superpowers, robot arms, that's a substitute for knowledge
Henry: It's okay for me to dream that I'm a cowboy from the west
June: And for me to keep hopin' that there's still a chance to grow a [deep voice] chest!
[Song stops for a moment. The duo both take a deep breath, and the song continues]
Both: We enjoy it while we [deep voice] can!
We enjoy it while we're [deep voice] kids!
We enjoy it while [deep voice] there's still time
To make the most of [deep voice] it!
Henry: [spoken] Come on, let's try that again.
Both: [deep voice] We enjoy it while we can
We enjoy it while we're kids
We enjoy it while there's still time
To make the most of it!
[Song cannot be heard by Billy and his mother]
Billy: [spoken] Mother, what are those two short men doing?
mum: [spoken] I believe they are pretending still be young and cool, dear.
[their mouths both drop open in shock. Song ends]
Narrator: 900,000 years ago, an alien videotaped his attempts to educate a caveman. The Prometheus and Bob tapes.
Narrator: Tape #257: Water bottle
Narrator: End
Audience member (Zachary): OK people. Let's give a big KaBlam! welcome to our musical guest, Sawyer Fredericks!
(Crowd cheers)
Sawyer Fredericks: My head is spinning around and my heart is on the floor
Beating louder than the roar of thunder
Banging on my door
So take it all, take it all
I left my world wide open
It felt like a dream
You found me as another, I barely knew my name
You take it all, oh take it all
Take the hurt in my chest
Take the pain in my eyes
Take the fear in my soul
Take the tears that I cry
You call me out of my head and I was ready to fall
'Cause you are all that I need
So take it all
Take it all
My body's almost broken, it can't contain my soul
This storm is going quiet, but I still feel the cold
I left my world behind me, I'll never be the same
But these memories still screaming loud, calling out my name
Take it all
Take the hurt in my chest
Take the pain in my eyes
Take the fear in my soul
Take the tears that I cry
You call me out of my head and I was ready to fall
'Cause you are all that I need
So take it all
Take it all
Hay now, its hard to let go of everything that I use to know
Hay now, there's nothing left to hold and darling I can't make it alone
Take the hurt in my chest
Take the pain in my eyes
Take the fear in my soul
Take the tears that I cry
You call me out of my head and I was ready to fall
'Cause you are all that I need
So take it all
Take it all
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