Dream Cast For The Lost Worlds of Buckstevenson Movie!

If there was ever a movie made based on my book "The Lost Worlds of Buckstevenson" here are some people I've already envisioned to play some of my characters that will be in the movie. (Note: These actors aren’t truly either wanting to be involved in my projects or would even be available/alive when I make movies based on my characters…this is just a dream cast of people who I feel would do these characters justice, plus otherwise I played all these characters in my head so it’s very hard for me to picture other people playing them). 
 
"Weird Al" Yankovic or Steven “Bucky” Butler as Spotty
Paul F. Tompkins as Beardy
Trey Parker as Spotty Jr.
Matt Stone as Zach
Jeremy Irons as Coyote
Luke Wilson or Owen Wilson as Stork
Kelsey Grammer as Insane Dog Catcher
AJ Lubecker, Jay Baruchel, or Michael Cera as Nick
Robert Pattinson as Prince Charming (Wild Man)
Robin Williams as Riddle Fox
Daniel Radcliffe as Alfred Charming
"Bobcat" Goldthwait or Simon Pegg as Mr. We
Kevin Nash or Ron Perlman as Dark Mark
"Weird Al" Yankovic as Gus Peterson the ADD Pirate
Adam Sandler or Chris Hardwick as Lewis the farter
Mel Gibson or Russell Crowe as Bone Wings
Bill Cosby or Morgan Freeman as Knowledge
Clancy Brown or David Hyde Pierce as X-Eye (Henry Q.)
Kurt Russell as Sikios
Hulk Hogan or "Superstar" Billy Graham as Lucky
Jean-Claude Van Damme as Veg
Elle Fanning or Dakota Fanning as May Charming (Melted Girl)
Sir Christopher Lee or Sir Ian McKellen as Moeguya
Hank Azaria as Gangster
Frank Welker or Steven “Bucky” Butler as Bark
Andy Serkis as Willie
Woody Harrelson as Killshot
Jim Parsons as Bob Nerdy
Seth MacFarlane as Dr. Slamin Salmon
Jim Belushi as R-Man
Biz Markie as Yo The Rooster
Dane Cook as The Plant Guy (The Boy That Turned Green)
Jim Cummings as Terry the Tapir
Carlos Mencia or Gabriel Iglesias as Termite
Robert Englund as The Skull Slasher
Blue Demon, Jr. as El Killo
Andy Dick as XZ
Patrick Ewing as Bob Jordan
Tim Curry as The Groundskeeper
Verne Troyer as Bug Boy
Quinton Jackson as Lester BarnSwallow
James Hong as Uncle “Anime” Akira
Alan Tudyk as The Mayor of WackyLand
Jackie Earle Haley as Fearsome the Alligator
BD Wong as Expo Speed
Tim Conway as The Human Spring
Marilyn Manson as Vach Jr.
Eddie Murphy or Arsenio Hall as Funky Monkey
Damon Wayans Sr. as Yunko the Clown
Jim Carrey as Gacy Gein Dahmer
Lewis Black as Fatty the Elephant Seal
Aziz Ansari as Barack Blenny
Tara Strong as Heather (Spotty’s Daughter)
Andrew Dice Clay as Fat Lazy Karate Teacher
DMX as Sammy T
Daniel Tosh as Kip the Pirate
Steve Buscemi as Larry the Jackalope
Sylvester Stallone as Sure 5
Jesse Eisenberg as Broiler
Larry the Cable Guy as The Frog
Dax Shepard as Snow White the Viking
Sam Elliott as Reaper
Dana Carvey as Boogie Man
Dr. Phil McGraw as Smart Raptor
Jo Koy as Mr. Ninja
Bo Burnham as Binky Bear
Megan Fox as Jessica Kinling
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Brick Archer
Emma Stone as Misty Mount
Zachary Levi as Arthur Willings
Woody Allen as Manatee
Donnie Wahlberg as Hawk
Thomas Middleditch as Deer
Liam Neeson as General J.
Bruce Dern as Wise Wizard
Channing Tatum as Gay Pride
J. K. Simmons as Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly
Kim Kardashian as Fat Ass Sally
Rebel Wilson as Amy Supersize
Gary Oldman as Night Watch
Olivia Munn as Judy Brown
Benedict Cumberbatch as Evil Dino-Skeleton 
Kevin Spacey as Burn
Michael Fassbender as Mr. Raccoon
Sir Patrick Stewart as Lion
Matt Damon as Robot Blue
Ryan Reynolds as The GreenSpeed (Gus Speed)
Tim Robbins or Mickey Rourke as Ivan the Crusher
Richard Dreyfuss as Dr. Hurt
Johnny Knoxville as Stunt Duck
Sarah Silverman as Annoying Girl
Matthew McConaughey as Mr. Cool
Clint Eastwood as The Knight
Seth Rogen or Danny McBride as “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr.
Rip Taylor as Happy New Year Ghost
Josh Gad as Transfoom
Josh Brolin as Killax the Destroyer
Scarlett Johansson as Scar
Max von Sydow as Wise Old Chess Piece 
Jake "The Snake" Roberts as Jake the Last Storyteller 
Kate Upton as Ms. Giant (Dr. Vicky Good)
Michael Jai White as Paul Ziser
Batista as Roncor 
Keith Richards as The Wonderful Walrus
Mickie James or Jennifer Lawrence as Faterella