Who Says All the Good Ones Are Taken?

Who Says All the Good Ones Are Taken? is a personal ad question from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
===Opening Quote===
"Who would have most likely placed the following ad?"
===Question===
D/WPM ISO SWF to share castle. Rom. leading to marriage (seventh's a charm). Violent temper, but loving. Tower avail. for sep. living if needed. No extra fingers or fatties please.
===Question Reading===
Divorced white Protestant male in search of single white female to share castle. Romance leading to marriage (seventh's a charm). Violent temper, but loving. Tower available for separate living if needed. No extra fingers or fatties please.
===Choices===
1. Louis XX
2. Henry VIII
3. Richard the Lion-Hearted
4. Hector XIV
===Choice Quotes===
1. sound clip
2. "Henry VIII."
3. "'Lion-Hearted' kinda makes you wonder about the rest of his anatomy, huh?
4. "Yeah, Hector the XIV actually runs my hair club. I―I promised I'd give him a plug." [rimshot]
===Answer Quote===
"He really wasn't that attractive a man but women still seem to lose their heads over him."
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