Skorbya Ubezhishche

Skorbya Ubezhishche (born Skorbya Ivanov) is a secondary character featured in Carl's Unorthodox Sequential Spite and posthumously in Content Catastrophe
==Biography==
===Early Life===
Skorbya Ivanov lived a trecherous life in the slums of the USSR. However, while she was working manual labor years later, she met and married a man named Oprav Ubezhishche in the late 1970s, to which they would later have a daughter named Proklya, a somewhat portmanteau of their name with an added letter on it. 
===Carl's Unorthodox Sequential Spite===
They couldn’t afford feeding their daughter there, thus they resorted to immigrating to the United States and seeking refuge there in 1990; unfortunately, after staying in the place where they thought the grass were greener; they were quick to realize that the grass wasn’t even there to begin with. They were subjugated to the same depressing climate in the ever-collapsing Soviet Union, but multiply it to a factor of 10. However, when they were exposed to an advertisement about a low requirement game show host job in "Dance, Play, Win!" from CUSS on the television of the hotel they were staying in, they knew this profession could be a turning point for them financially, since they used the last of their rubles to travel there. This could be the start of a beautiful life, not only for them, but for their innocent daughter too.
They got the job after an interview and then became game show hosts, Oprav would be dressed in a blue bear costume, with green gloves, green shoes and an orange vest. They were living happily for the first time, they can now afford schooling for their little girl and a new house. However, they noticed that their wages are getting docked for no reason after christmas in 1991 so they were back to living terribly. On July 16 1992, a whole week prior to the 2-year-anniversery of Dance, Play, Win! Oprav and Skorbya ascended to the 4th floor by the means of the CUSS HQ elevator and knocked aggressively on the door. After a little bit of waiting, Carl opened the door and they found him holding a somewhat malnourished infant, “Salutations, my dear employees, what the fu- I mean what it that you need is?” he uttered in a rather blaring tone. “You not give me enough money for daughter! We cannot love in condition!”, said the desperate man. Skorbya notices that the baby that Carl is holding is physically unhealthy and points it out to him, these two discrepancies cause a large and pugnacious back in forth between the couple and Carl. Good thing Candice and Micheal were playing with YoY in their bedroom so they wouldn’t have to see or hear this. He doesn’t want to argue with them anymore and he needs to end by any means necessary, therefore he took the matter to his own hands and dropped Matthew on the ground, this sparked shock among the employees, and subsequently ran inside his bedroom and returned with a pistol.
They both raised their arms up in surrender, yet that wasn’t enough for Barron’s mercilessness. Carl fired a bullet into Oprav’s skull, killing him in a matter of femtoseconds. Skorbya looked down at her late husband whose death she lamentably witnessed, she kneeled down on the ground and sobbed, since Carl didn’t want any witnesses he shot her aswell thus rendering her as deceased. He did not regret it, this generated a whole bunch of dopamine. Carl told YoY, who was excitedly watching the altercation, to use his “benevolence” to erase his fingerprints from the corpses and to blame it on a random employee. Moreover, to lash out his anger, Carl told YoY to somehow curse their daughter into making her life miserable as well since the family is already doomed to begin with.
===Content Catastrophe===
TBA
==Description==
===Appearance===
Skorbya appears to be an old woman with blonde hair who wears dresses.
===Personality===
Skorbya is a very nice and helpful person who possesses the same motivations as her husband in making people happy.
==Abilities==
She can possess inanimate objects and can travel virtual realms
==Trivia==
*She had a contagious smile.
*Everyone nominated her as the most helpful person in her neighborhood when she was just 18.
*Skorbya means "Grieving" in Russian.
Category:Characters