WotW: Week 44

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Weak of the Week: Week 44 	Weak of the Week: Week 44
 	
The Slayer of Waifus 	The Slayer of Waifus
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Man this game is trashed! Cryptic needs to clean up the server because this place looks like a pigsty, I swear I just saw that pile of garbage on the floor move! Wait, that's not a vermin ridden clump of crumpled candy bar wrappers, soiled newspaper and broken beer bottles but a "hero" called The Slayer of Waifus. He...she...it, just so happens to also be the Weak of the Week. Most weaklings never bother to explain themselves, but The Slayer of Waifus here was generous enough to write up a biography about itself. Let's have a look at it...It was borne from the deep recesses of the earth, hearing the cry of help from mother nature herself, "No one goes outside anymore:(, oh Slayer of Waifus please find out why!"Ok, stop right there. Am I the only one who all ready finds this origin hard to believe? Not only does Mother Nature enjoy being trampled on by humans so much so that she would lament the fact that no one does it anymore, but then she actually misses being defiled so much that she USES AN EMOTE WHILE SPEAKING!? Does Mother Nature even know what an Emote is?!As a protector of the planet, this was his destiny, no matter how ridiculously superficial the task... By her will, the Slayer of Waifus was then summoned to destroy the one thing that is keeping our children from going outside. His sole purpose - to destroy the virus that is Anime from spreading to our world."...spreading to our world?" Is Anime from Mars or something? I...wait, this doesn't even make sense. You say "this was his destiny" and him having a "sole purpose" yet then act like his destiny is completely up to what mother nature wills at the time. So...if Mother Nature wanted you to take a dump, would that be your destiny? Because that would be answering the call of nature. So your destiny isn't determined at all? Then how is it a destiny!? Also, I find it highly unlikely that Japanese cartoons are the sole reason that people don't leave their homes considering over twenty million people use the railway system in Japan per day. Japan makes these cartoons, wouldn't it be even worse there? How can anyone use public transit if no one goes outside? Riddle me that, Slayer of Waifus!His humble beginnings could not be more glorious than sabotaging the anime and video game stores and threatening shop owners from selling their cartoon products. Gamestop was his first victim, and he thought he was making progress but later found that the property damage he inflicted went only to the extent of some empty game boxes on display. He realized that the problem did not lie with the vendors -- it lied with the characters depicted in these asian cartoons. That first sentence is like...mind boggling. The next line is also weird because can a chain of stores really be a ""victim?" That's usually a term reserves for something that is alive. Police don't show up at a bank that was just robbed with victim services "Where did the criminal touch you, bank?" The third one isn't much better, but I think he's saying his character blames the ailments of society on fictional characters. Great origin so far, Pee-Wee, ACTION PACKED!Little did he know the will be locked in a life or death battle against one of these cartoon characters... soon....soon? Is Soon the name of the character he's locked in a life or death battle against?! So she's like Korean or something? Can a Waifu be Korean? Shouldn't you be Slayer of Manhwa then?Upon reaching level 15 he had his first showdown. He had then realized that the Waifus are no simple enemies, for they are made of pixels -- and what is made of pixels cannot be killed! Wait a friggin' minute here. This guy got to level 15...named The Slayer of Waifus...and DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL THAT MOMENT THAT WAIFUS WERE HIS ENEMY?! Is he dense?! Isn't Slayer of Waifus also made of pixels?! I have no trouble blasting through waves of enemies on Robotron and they are made of pixels!A tough battle it was! Apparently Yoda is at the core of that pile of garbage.The Waifu was a pretty anime cartoon character (but definitely not his type!), she had a whole entourage of other pretty cartoon characters with her. These cartoon characters may be a distracting eye candy to some, but to our hero they are the epitome of cringe...Are you sure this guy is The Slayer of Waifus? I mean you've said "cartoon character" like, 9 times and Waifu twice.Where he was honorable, they used the dirtiest tricks in the book. So...he's only honorable in certain locations?He became distracted and soon overwhelmed, barely escaping with his life intact. He lost the support of mother nature after suffering a shameful loss, and with no place to call home, always on the run from an army of cartoon characters.If I'm interpreting this right...The Slayer of Waifus is a man with ADD who travels through space, constantly being pursued by Beetle Baily. Gotcha. Sell the movie rights now, this is a blockbuster idea!He's currently leveling up to prepare for his upcoming battle with the next Waifu. Also gathering allies for the big fight.Why are the Waifus letting him prepare if they are constantly following him? Why not just jump him while he's lifting weights or doing squat thrusts? Then, without warning the whole biography just abruptly ends in a sentence fragment. This is what is known at the Halo 2 style of storytelling.Ok, so lets recap this guys origin:-Oozes forth from the earth.-Gets drunk and smashes up a Gamestop...because Anime.-Can't beat Anime because it's pixels.-Hits level 15, realizes he hates Anime.-Barely beats Anime because he is easily distracted.-Gets kicked off earth by earth itself-More Anime chases him through space??!-...Looking for a team, bro!?This origin story is so much better than a guy getting bitten by a radioactive spider or some one being blasted by gamma rays! This is realistic! Bravo! Give this man a medal, a weak plastic cereal box dispensed medal! I want to slay waifus now too! Bring em' on!	Man this game is trashed! Cryptic needs to clean up the server because this place looks like a pigsty, I swear I just saw that pile of garbage on the floor move! Wait, that's not a vermin ridden clump of crumpled candy bar wrappers, soiled newspaper and broken beer bottles but a "hero" called The Slayer of Waifus. He...she...it, just so happens to also be the Weak of the Week. Most weaklings never bother to explain themselves, but The Slayer of Waifus here was generous enough to write up a biography about itself. Let's have a look at it...It was borne from the deep recesses of the earth, hearing the cry of help from mother nature herself, "No one goes outside anymore:(, oh Slayer of Waifus please find out why!"Ok, stop right there. Am I the only one who all ready finds this origin hard to believe? Not only does Mother Nature enjoy being trampled on by humans so much so that she would lament the fact that no one does it anymore, but then she actually misses being defiled so much that she USES AN EMOTE WHILE SPEAKING!? Does Mother Nature even know what an Emote is?!As a protector of the planet, this was his destiny, no matter how ridiculously superficial the task... By her will, the Slayer of Waifus was then summoned to destroy the one thing that is keeping our children from going outside. His sole purpose - to destroy the virus that is Anime from spreading to our world."...spreading to our world?" Is Anime from Mars or something? I...wait, this doesn't even make sense. You say "this was his destiny" and him having a "sole purpose" yet then act like his destiny is completely up to what mother nature wills at the time. So...if Mother Nature wanted you to take a dump, would that be your destiny? Because that would be answering the call of nature. So your destiny isn't determined at all? Then how is it a destiny!? Also, I find it highly unlikely that Japanese cartoons are the sole reason that people don't leave their homes considering over twenty million people use the railway system in Japan per day. Japan makes these cartoons, wouldn't it be even worse there? How can anyone use public transit if no one goes outside? Riddle me that, Slayer of Waifus!His humble beginnings could not be more glorious than sabotaging the anime and video game stores and threatening shop owners from selling their cartoon products. Gamestop was his first victim, and he thought he was making progress but later found that the property damage he inflicted went only to the extent of some empty game boxes on display. He realized that the problem did not lie with the vendors -- it lied with the characters depicted in these asian cartoons. That first sentence is like...mind boggling. The next line is also weird because can a chain of stores really be a ""victim?" That's usually a term reserves for something that is alive. Police don't show up at a bank that was just robbed with victim services "Where did the criminal touch you, bank?" The third one isn't much better, but I think he's saying his character blames the ailments of society on fictional characters. Great origin so far, Pee-Wee, ACTION PACKED!Little did he know the will be locked in a life or death battle against one of these cartoon characters... soon....soon? Is Soon the name of the character he's locked in a life or death battle against?! So she's like Korean or something? Can a Waifu be Korean? Shouldn't you be Slayer of Manhwa then?Upon reaching level 15 he had his first showdown. He had then realized that the Waifus are no simple enemies, for they are made of pixels -- and what is made of pixels cannot be killed! Wait a friggin' minute here. This guy got to level 15...named The Slayer of Waifus...and DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL THAT MOMENT THAT WAIFUS WERE HIS ENEMY?! Is he dense?! Isn't Slayer of Waifus also made of pixels?! I have no trouble blasting through waves of enemies on Robotron and they are made of pixels!A tough battle it was! Apparently Yoda is at the core of that pile of garbage.The Waifu was a pretty anime cartoon character (but definitely not his type!), she had a whole entourage of other pretty cartoon characters with her. These cartoon characters may be a distracting eye candy to some, but to our hero they are the epitome of cringe...Are you sure this guy is The Slayer of Waifus? I mean you've said "cartoon character" like, 9 times and Waifu twice.Where he was honorable, they used the dirtiest tricks in the book. So...he's only honorable in certain locations?He became distracted and soon overwhelmed, barely escaping with his life intact. He lost the support of mother nature after suffering a shameful loss, and with no place to call home, always on the run from an army of cartoon characters.If I'm interpreting this right...The Slayer of Waifus is a man with ADD who travels through space, constantly being pursued by Beetle Baily. Gotcha. Sell the movie rights now, this is a blockbuster idea!He's currently leveling up to prepare for his upcoming battle with the next Waifu. Also gathering allies for the big fight.Why are the Waifus letting him prepare if they are constantly following him? Why not just jump him while he's lifting weights or doing squat thrusts? Then, without warning the whole biography just abruptly ends in a sentence fragment. This is what is known at the Halo 2 style of storytelling.Ok, so lets recap this guys origin:-Oozes forth from the earth.-Gets drunk and smashes up a Gamestop...because Anime.-Can't beat Anime because it's pixels.-Hits level 15, realizes he hates Anime.-Barely beats Anime because he is easily distracted.-Gets kicked off earth by earth itself-More Anime chases him through space??!-...Looking for a team, bro!?This origin story is so much better than a guy getting bitten by a radioactive spider or some one being blasted by gamma rays! This is realistic! Bravo! Give this man a medal, a weak plastic cereal box dispensed medal! I want to slay waifus now too! Bring em' on!
Offences 	Offences
• What is it?• Wacky and Random 	• What is it?• Wacky and Random
How to Improve 	How to Improve
What the frick is a waifu!? 	What the frick is a waifu!?
Category:Weak of the Week