Niko the Kid: The Movie/Transcript

== Opening Titles ==
(Disney Presents)
(A Nickelodeon Movies Film)
(An Underdog Productions Production)
Narrator: Ah, Nikoville, The Cool City of New York, we can see a brown house, home of the coolest creature of all, Niko the Kid!
(alarm off)
Niko: (yawning) Good Morning World, and all viewers on YouTube!
("Nikoville Day" Playing)
(intro) 
== Wedding Time ==
Zombie: Dangerous, Dangerous Stuff are Going to Happen! And They’re Going to Happen to You, and You, And You, And You! (gibberish) People of Nikoville, Heed this Warning! Balloons, Toilet Smoke, Locked Forever! (gibberish)
Micheal: Niko, Hurry!
Niko: (panting) My Legs are Tired!
Zombie: Beware! Days are Numbered! Bowser, Bowser, BOOOWWWSEEEER! Believe Me, BELIEVE ME!
== About Bowser ==
Zombie (on-phone): Balloons, Toilet Smoke, Locked Forever! Bowser, Bowser,…
Leo: Bowser, What will it be Now?
Redguy: I Think Super Mario Bros got an emeny in The Super Mario Bros. Movie! BOWSER!
Leo: Yeah, Thanks for Coming!
== Balloons Arrived ==
(Leo with a chalkboard)
Leo: Toilet Smoke! What will it be Now?
Zombie: Uhh… I Think a Smoke is a collection of tiny solid, liquid and gas particles.
Niko: Hi Leo, Was it great being friends?
Leo: What do you Want?
Niko: Meet My New Friends!
(balloons)
(Leo shocked)
(chalk says "Balloons")
Leo: Niko, It Do Not Like it when you don’t have problems with the wedding, Get Rid of the Balloons?
Niko: No, Why will I do that? They can talk, listen!
Hank: No Balloons Get Popped!
Niko: Bye, Le!
== Flushing Ice Cubes Down ==
(Niko walks to the Bathroom)
(Telephone Rings)
Niko: Hello?
Mark: Niko, Good News, You Got Summer Break!
Niko: I Can’t Take It!
(Niko Runs to Toilet)
(Niko Dumping Ice Cubes to Toilet)
(Toilet Flushing)
Niko: Oh, God!
Toilet: Evil!
Niko: Balloons, Go!
Kyle: No!
Niko: Oh Yeah
(Niko Carries Balloons)
(Toilet Smoke Comes)
== Locked Forever. ==
Wolf: Now you wait here. Your balloons has a marvelous surprise for you.
Niko: Ooh, what is it?
Wolf: If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise now, would it?
Niko: If you tell me, I'll still act surprised.
Wolf: Ooh, you are such a naughty boy.
Niko: Come on, Buddy.
Wolf: No-no-no-no-no. This is just for you and your balloons. You know, sort of toy thing. Well, I'd better go get him.
Niko: I'll go with you.
Wolf: No! (Chuckles) No. Just stay on this bed. You don't want to end up in a last warning like you flushed down the ice cubes.
Niko: You know about that?
Wolf: Niko, everybody knows about that.
Niko: Really?
Wolf: Oh, yes. Lucky Daddy was there to save you, eh? Oh, and just between us, you might want to work on that little roar of yours, hmm?
Niko: Oh, okay.
(Wolf Leaves)
Niko: Hey, Buddy, will I like this surprise?
Wolf: Niko, it's to trap for.
(Wolf Starts to Walk Away Slowly)
(Camera Pans Up to the Hill of Nilgais)
(Henry's Stomach Growls)
Sheila: Shut up.
Henry: Can't help it. I'm so hungry. I gotta have a nilgai.
Sheila: Stay put.
Henry: Can't I just pick off one of the little sick ones?
Sheila: No! We wait for the signal from Scratch.
(Wolf Shows Up)
Sheila (Off-Screen): There he is. (On-Screen) Let's do this.
(house locker closes)
Niko: NOO! Let Us Out!
(bowser symbol)
Leo: Bowser!
Blossom: Bowser!
Leo and Blossom: Locked Forever!
Leo: It all comes true!
Zombie: That Crazy Purple Guy in the Wedding was Right!
== Wolf Takes Over Home ==
Wolf: Niko and Micheal’s Disappearance was a terrible tragedy; but to lose Niko, who had barely begun to live...
(Nikos Crying)
(Kyle, Hank and All Balloons Goes Out)
Wolf (Off-Screen): for me it is a deep personal loss.
(Hank Feels Mad)
Wolf: So it is with a heavy heart that I assume the throne. Yet, out of the ashes of this tragedy, we shall rise to greet the dawning of a new era in which Nikos and wolves come together in a great and glorious future.
== Meet Homer ==
Homer: and don’t you like a White House better than it covered with chopped nuts, a mounds of chopped nuts, chopped nuts, and all those chopped nuts, mmmm… chopped nuts!
== Wolf in Command ==
(Meanwhile Back at the House, Everything Looks Damaged)
(Scene Dissolved to Wolf in Command and Blossom is Kidnapped)
Blossom: "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows my sorrow."
Wolf: Oh, Butterfly, do lighten up. Sing something with a Little Rock n’ roll.
Blossom: "A-B-C-D..."
Wolf: NO, That’s Preschool.
Blossom: "Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight"
Blossom and Wolf: "Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no"
Blossom: Aw... I would never have had to do this for the Balloons.
Wolf: WHAT? What did you say?
Blossom: Oh, nothing.
Wolf: You know the law. Never, ever mention that name in my presence. THIS IS MY HOUSE!
Blossom: Yes, Wolf, this is your house. I-I-I only mentioned it to illustrate the differences in your royal managerial approaches. (Nervous Laugh)
Hank: 🎶 We will work all day long! 🎶 Hey, Boss!
Wolf: Oh, what is it this time?
Hank: We got a bone for you.
Samantha: I'll handle this. Wolf, there's no Happiness, no fun.
Hank: Yeah. It's funtime, and we ain't got no lyin' entrees!
Wolf: It's the Butterfly's job to marry wolves.
Hank: Yeah, but they won't go hunt.
Wolf: Ohh... make Blossom for my wife.
Hank: Oh, you wouldn't want me. I'd be so tough and gamey and eww!
Wolf: Oh, Blossom, don't be ridiculous. All you need is a little garnish.
Hank: I thought things were bad under Niko.
Wolf: What did you say?!
Hank: I said Ma--
(Samantha Nudges Him)
Hank: I said, uh, Kyle?
Wolf: Good. Now get out.
(They Start to Leave)
Hank: Yeah, but we're still bored.
Wolf (Off-Screen): OUT!!
(Balloons Crying)
== Niko Confronts Wolf: ==
(Niko Walked Down the Path)
Wolf: BLOSSOM!!
(Niko Gasps)
(Blossom Walks Down Scared)
(Wolves Bite and Chomp at Sabita)
(Niko Looked Worried)
Blossom: Yes, Wolf?
Wolf: Where is your wedding? They're not doing their jobs.
Blossom: Wolf, there is no happiness. Everything have moved on.
Wolf: No. You're just not looking hard enough.
Blossom: It's over. There is nothing left. We have only one choice. We need Niko.
Wolf: You don’t need him.
Blossom: Then you'll kill us
Wolf: Then marry me!
Blossom: Never.
Wolf: this is my house. I can do whatever I want.
Blossom: If that was half your house Niko has, this is no--
(Wolf Bites Blossom)
Blossom: Ow!
Wolf: THIS IS FOREVER MY HOUSE NIKO HAS!
(Niko Looks at Wolf Angrily as Lightning was Shown)
Wolf: Niko? Niko. I'm a little surprised to see you... back.
(Wolves Looked Scared)
Niko: I will teach you a lesson for hurting Blossom!
Wolf: Oh, Niko, you must understand. The pressures of living in your house--
Niko: My house is no longer yours. Shut Up, Wolf.
Wolf: Oh, oh, ye-- Well, I would, heh, naturally, heh-- however, there is one little problem. You see them?
(Wolves Growl)
Wolf: They think it’s My house.
Blossom: Well, we don't. The House is owned by Niko.
Niko: The choice is yours, Wolf. Either step down or fight.
Wolf: Oh, must it all end in violence? I'd hate to be responsible for the death of a family member. Wouldn't you agree, Sanjay?
Niko: That's not gonna work, Wolf. I've put it behind me.
Wolf: Eh, but what about your faithful subjects? Have they put it behind them?
Blossom: Niko, what is he talking about?
Wolf: Ahh, so you haven't told her your little secret. Niko, now's your chance to tell them. Tell them who is responsible for Releasing Dangerous Things!
(Blossom Looks at Niko)
Niko: I did.
(Blossom Look Shocked)
== Sanjay Finds Out the Truth: ==
Wolf: You see? He admits it! Enemy!
Niko: No. It was an accident.
Wolf: If you bought balloons, It's your fault. Do you deny it?
Niko: No.
Wolf: Then you're bad!
Niko: No, I'm not an enemy.
Wolf: Oh, Niko, you're dead again. But this time, Micheal isn't here. And now everyone knows why.
(Niko Slips)
Blossom: Sanjay!
(Lightning Strikes Again, Setting Fire to the House)
Wolf: Now that looks familiar. Hmm, where have I seen this before? Let me think. Hmm... Oh, yes, I remember. This is just the way dangerous things looked before they took over.
(Wolf Grabs Niko)
Wolf: And here's my little secret. (Whispers) I bought dangerous stuff here.
(Flashback of Leo Freaking Out)
Niko: NOOOOOOOOO!! ENEMY!
Wolf: No, Niko, please.
Niko: Tell her the truth.
Wolf: It's the balloons what are the real jackasses. It was their fault. It was their idea--llgkkk!
(Niko Chokes Wolf)
Wolf: All right. (Choking)
Niko: You Betrayed the Balloons, like you betrayed me!
Hank: Do Not Betray Us!
Niko: You Lied!
Hank: Tell Blossom the Truth
Wolf: All right! I-I-I did it.
Wolf: I Took Over Nikoville!
(Balloons Attack Niko)
Hank: No! Niko is our friend, the enemy is Wolf!
Niko: Thanks!
== Niko vs. Wolf ==
(Niko Spots Wolf Trying to Escape)
(Wolf Looks at Niko)
(Niko Chases Him)
(Wolf Runs to the Edge of a Cliff and is Surrounded)
(Balloons Traps Him)
Niko: Enemy.
Wolf: Niko, Niko. Please. Please have mercy. I beg you.
Niko: You don't deserve to live.
Wolf: But, Niko, I am family.
Niko: Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.
Wolf: What are you going to do? You wouldn't kill your own pet.
Niko: No, Wolf. I'm not like you.
Wolf: Oh, Niko, thank you. You are truly noble. I'll make it up to you, I promise. How can I, ah, prove myself to you? Tell me anything.
Niko: Run. Run Off, Wolf, and never come back.
Wolf: Yes. Of course. As you wish... Your Majesty!
(Niko Screaming)
(The Two of Them Fight)
(The Battle Becomes a Slow Motion Fight)
(Niko Smacks Wolf in Slow Motion)
(Wolf Smacks Niko in Slow Motion)
(Wolf Smacks Him Again and then Lunges One Last Time)
(Niko Flips Scratch Over the Ledge)
(Niko Looks Down)
(Wolf, Surviving the Fall, Looks Up)
(Samantha, Hank, and Kyle Look at Wolf Firmly)
Wolf: Kids I need your help, please Help Me!
Kyle: Kids? I Thought You Said, we were Jackasses
Hank: Yes, and you wanted to attack us!
Wolf: No, No, Let Me Explain! I Want to Kill Him, we will save the city!
Samantha: There is a lie you noticed, Balloons Pops!
(Balloons attack Wolf)
Wolf: NOOOO!!
== Happy Ending ==
Micheal: You Know what I Hate: You Never Had Fun and you never saved the world.
Niko: Dad, Look
(World Saved)
(People Cheering)
Micheal: Balloons, Leo, You Returned, How?
Balloons: WDK
Leo: IDK Either
Niko: Hey Dad, you think we ever have fun?
Micheal: I Will! Not You! You’re a Little Moose!
Niko: Enough, Jerk!
Micheal: Cat!
Niko: Frog!
Micheal: Monkey!
Niko: Enough! Doesn’t Mike Myers Live on a House? I Have to Stop by his sandwich! You know what I said?
Micheal: Sand!
(fades)