Bob the Builder's Adventures of The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part/Transcript

==Opening/Attack of the LEGO DUPLO Alien Invaders/The Ruins of Bricksburg==
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==Apocalypseburg/"Everything is Awesome"/Emmet's Dream House==
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[Soon the song "Everything is Awesome" starts]
:[Emmet]
::Everything is awesome 
::Everything is cool when you're part of a team
:[Bob]
::Everything is awesome
::When you're living out a dream
:[Emmet]
::Everything is better when we work together
:[Bob]
::Side by side, you and I will be friends forever
:[Emmet and Bob]
::Best friends forever
:[Emmet]
::You and me
:[Bob]
::We're both different you see
:[Emmet and Bob]
::But we're building in harmony
::Everything is awesome
::Everything is cool when you're part of a team
::Everything is awesome
::When you're living out a dream
==A Shooting Star/The Escape Buggy Chase/Enter General Sweet Mayhem ("5:15")==
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[Soon the song "5:15" starts]
:[Sweet Mayhem]
::Your greatest leaders are cordially invited to
::A matrimonial ceremony tonight at 5:15!
==Sweet Mayhem Kidnaps Emmet's and Team Bob's Friends/Building the Rescue Rocket/Enter Rex Dangervest==
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==Emmet and Team Bob Reunite Their Friends/"Welcome to the Systar System"==
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[Soon the song "Welcome to the Systar System" starts]
::Welcome to the Systar System (Systar System, Systar-)
::A land where it is not frowned upon
::To randomly break into song
::For no apparent reason at all
==Introducing Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi/"Not Evil"==
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[Soon the song "Not Evil" starts]
:[Lucy]
::(spoken) Oh no, are we in a musical?
:[Batman]
::(spoken) Yep, get ready.
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::Hello, friends, my name is Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
::Don't worry I'm totally not one of those EVIL QUEENS
::You've read about in fairy tales, or seen in the movies
::And there's no reason at all to be suspicious of me! (Hahaha, mmhhhmm)
:[Royal Guards]
::Not evil, not evil, no like the least evil person I know
:[Lucy]
::(spoken) I don't know about this guys. GUYS?!
[Cut to all the Master Builders, even Lucy, dancing.]
:[Emmet]
::(spoken) Sorry, Lucy. This beat is so catchy.
:[Royal Guards]
::Not evil, not evil, no like the least evil person I know
:[Bob]
::(spoken) Yeah! I'm feeling the beat up in my constructing worker builder body.
:[Lucy]
::(spoken; uncontrollably dancing) Oh no.
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::I'm so not a villain, I have zero evil plans
::No ulterior motive, just wanna help where I can
::I wanna shower you with gifts, 'cause I'm selfless and sweet
::So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of
::Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
::The least evil queen in history
::And if you do not believe me, I totally won't imprison your family
::'Cause that'd be evil, and that's so not me!
::(Haha)
:[Royal Guards]
::Not evil, not evil, no like the least evil person I know
:[Lucy]
::(spoken) Really? 'Cause we're getting super evil vibes here.
:[Emmet]
::(spoken) I don't think she's evil.
:[Royal Guards]
::Not evil, not evil, no like the least evil person I know
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::Benny do you like spaceships?
::'Cause I think they are great
:[Benny]
::(spoken) How'd you know that? Loving spaceships is my one defining trait!
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::Well now, my good friend you can build a spaceship of your dreams
::On your very own planet with your own spaceship building team!
:[Benny]
::(gasps)
:[Lucy]
::(spoken) Come on, do not fall for that.
:[Benny]
::Wyldstyle, haven't you heard?
::There's no reason at all to be suspicious of her!
:[Royal Guards]
::She's not evil, not evil, no she's like the least evil person I know
:[Lucy]
::(spoken) Guys, she's evil. I just know it, she's definitely an evil queen.
:[Royal Guards]
::She's not evil, not evil, no she's like the least evil person I know
:[MetalBeard]
::(spoken) Yar, well, I'm not buying it.
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::MetalBeard, a pirate without a ship, that's so cruel
::It's like a spider without a web or a queen without a fool (makes MetalBeard dances and turns Ice Cream Cone into a jester)
:[Ice Cream Cone]
::(spoken) HEY!!!
:[Lucy]
::(spoken) Even her metaphors are suspicious.
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::I've got a surprise for you
::A planet that's really a pirate ship, and the population: your crew
:[MetalBeard]
::(spoken) Her story checks out, she's cool, not evil.
:[Unikitty]
::(spoken) What about me?
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::(spoken) Unikitty, what's the most glitter you can imagine?
:[Unikitty]
::(spoken) A lot.
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::Times that by infinity
:[Unikitty]
::(spoken) Woohoo! (slides into the glitter pool)
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::And Batman
:[Batman]
::(spoken) Don't even try it, lady, I don't need anything.
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::(spoken) Oh, I know.
::(singing) That's why I'm going to give you half of everything
:[Batman]
::(spoken) Uh, like everything, everything?
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::(spoken) Everything, everything.
:[Batman]
::(spoken) She's rad, this chick gets me.
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::(spoken) Now, Emmet, you're The Special, right?
:[Emmet]
::(spoken) Uh, YES. That's me.
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::(spoken) You're just bursting with ideas, and you're awesome as can be.
:[Emmet]
::(spoken) Oh, thank you.
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::So I'm gonna give you something that you've always dreamed about
:[Emmet]
::(spoken) What is it?
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::For you I'm gonna make you a QUADRUPLE DECKER COUCH!
:[Emmet]
::(spoken) Whoa! Yes. Yes. YES!!!
:[Lucy]
::(spoken) Emmet, no! Don't let her get to you.
:[Emmet]
::Lucy, that sounds quite absurd
::There's no reason at all to be suspicious of HER! (squees)
::(speaking) She's so awesome.
:[Lucy]
::(spoken) I know you're evil.
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::(spoken) Well, prove it.
:[Lucy]
::(spoken) You're brainwashing us.
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::(spoken) No, I'm not.
:[Lucy]
::(spoken) Yes, you are. Why?
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::(spoken) Why?!
:[Lucy]
::(spoken) Aw, come on!
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::'Cause I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
::And I'm not an evil villain, as you can see
::And if you try to betray me, I totally won't try to blow up
::The whole world to smithereens
::'Cause that'd be evil, and that's so not me!
::I'm really nice, not evil, I don't have any plans
::But if I would, they would be good, I hope you'll understand
::I just wanna be your friend, I'll give you all that you need
::So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of
::Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi (does the tango with Batman)
::I never trick people into trusting me (transforms multiple times while hiding behind Emmet, who's still dancing along. When he turns around, she disappears, only to pop out behind Emmet in a minifigure-like form)
::By hiding my true personalities
::So I can use them to accomplish my evil deeds
::'Cause that'd be evil, and that's so not me!
::I'm getting off track, let me get back to the point I was making
::I'm definitely not evil, as far you can see
::So here are some other adjectives people use to describe me:
::Unduplicitous, unmalicious, unconniving, unnasty
:[Lucy]
::(spoken) You're just adding 'un' to words that describe you.
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::(spoken) Who me? (turns into a whole entire room while everyone and Team Bob look on, and Emmet is still dancing along)
::(singing) I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
::The most least evil person you'll ever meet
::And if you make eye contact with me
::I totally won't have you executed immediately (everyone and Team Bob are in total shock as they huddle in fear, with Emmet holding on to Unikitty)
::'Cause that'd be evil (Banarnar and Flaminga: evil), evil (Royal Guards: evil), evil, and that's sooo not meee!
==Enter Balthazar/Lucy's Hair Reveal==
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==Harmony Town/"Catchy Song"==
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[Soon the song "Catchy Song" starts]
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==In the Brickyard/Pop-Up Party Bus==
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==Watevra Wa'Nabi's Space Palace/"Gotham City Guys"==
[Meanwhile, at Watevra Wa'Nabi's space palace, she and Batman have a dinner.]
*Batman: Just out of curiosity, why don't you want to marry me?
*Watevra Wa'Nabi: Oh, I don't go for guys like you.
*Batman: What do you mean "guys like me"?
[Soon the song "Gotham City Guys" starts]
:[Batman]
::(spoken) Oh, yeah. More singing. Right on time.
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::(spoken) Listen, Bruce.
:[Batman]
::(spoken) Who's Bruce?
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::(spoken) It's nothing personal, it's just...
::(singing) I've dated men like you before and you're just not my type
::Never around during the day only come out at night
::Emotionally wounded, dark and brooding all the time
::Hanging around with clowns
::I don't need that in my life
::I ain't Selina Kyle, I ain't no Vicki Vale
::I was never into you even when you were Christian Bale
:[Batman]
::(spoken) How about Keaton? What about him?
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::(spoken) Oh, I liked him in Tim Burton's Beetlejuice.
:[Beetlejuice]
::(spoken) Did somebody call my name? Haha! It's showtime.
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::I'm just not into Gotham City guys
:[Batman]
::(spoken) Sure, we're flawed, but that's what makes us so relatable.
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::I'm just not into guys who can't fly
:[Batman]
::(spoken) I can fly.
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::(spoken) The Batwing can fly.
::(singing) Rich boys with gadgets are not my type
:[Batman]
::(spoken) Then what is your type?
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::Kryptonian men are my Kryptonite
:[Batman]
::(spoken) GROSS!!!
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::I'm just not into Gotham City guys
:[Batman]
::(spoken) Sure! You're dating Superman. So what? Well, check it out!
::(rapping) You're clearly just confused
::Gotham dudes are the best
::We have deep manly voices and insanely ripped pecs
::We're Affleck level hot and we're Oprah level rich
::With George Clooney level charm and Val Kilmer lips
::We worked for our powers 'cause we're self made men
::We didn't just get them from the sun like an entitled alien
::(spoken) Go on one date with me and you'll change your mind.
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::(spoken) Unsubscribe. (short pause)
::(singing) I'm just not into Gotham City guys
:[Batman]
::(spoken) Give me a chance!
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::(spoken) No thank you, hard pass.
::(singing) I'm just not into guys who don't wear tights
:[Batman]
::(spoken) I used to wear tights, ask Adam West.
:[Adam West]
::(spoken) Hey, old chum.
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::I'm looking for a husband, someone to share my crown
::And Gotham men are playboys who would never settle down
::Unlike other superheroes who are strong and not afraid
::Of commitment and relationships, I won't name any names
:[Superman]
::(spoken) Hey, Batman.
:[Batman]
::(spoken) What the?
:[Watevra Wa'Nabi]
::But I'll give you a hint
::He's made of steel
::And wears a red cape
[Batman gasps in shock as he realizes Watevra Wa'Nabi is the one for him after all.]
*Batman: WAAAIIITTT!!! (sleds a kneel down in one knee while giving Watevra Wa'Nabi a ring) Please marry me.
*Watevra Wa'Nabi: Are you sure you want to do this?
*Batman: Only if I prove I'm all into the whole commitment thing.
*Watevra Wa'Nabi: So, how long should this take? Five minutes?
*Batman: Give it about a quarter of an hour.
==Lucy and Wendy Reunite Emmet and Team Bob/The Cake Factory==
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==Batman and Watevra Wa'Nabi's Wedding Ceremony==
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==Rex Leaves Emmet and Team Bob/The Wedding Disaster==
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==Rex Betrays Emmet and Team Bob/The Backstory of Radical Emmet Xtreme==
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==The Bin of Storage/"Everything's Not Awesome"==
[In the Storage Bin, Emmet and Bob are at least glad they saw Lucy and Wendy, but they are ashamed of themselves for what they had done.]
*Emmet: Well, this is it. I'm going to start being more tough from now on. And since war hardens the heart, I guess this is the end.
[The two words "THE END" appeared.]
*Emmet: Wait, never mind. We can't just end the story here.
*Lucy: You're right. There has to be a happy ending.
*Sweet Mayhem: (sadly) No. We can't make everything awesome again.
*Emmet: Well, maybe we could try. Because I know that right now, everything isn't awesome, but we can make it even more awesome if we remember we're not alone in this world. We're in it together. Sure, it feels like the end, but we'll get through it, because we're all still here together, like one big family. It's easy to harden your heart, but to open it, that's the toughest thing you can do.
*Sweet Mayhem: Maybe you're right, Emmet. But, we should at least sing one last song.
[Soon the song "Everything's Not Awesome" starts]
:[Sweet Mayhem]
::Everything's not awesome
:[Emmet]
::(spoken) Wait, guys. No! It's not all that bad.
:[Banarnar]
::Everything's not cool
:[Unikitty]
::I am so depressed
:[Balthazar]
::Everything's not awesome
:[MetalBeard]
::(spoken) Preach, brother.
:[Benny]
::I think I finally get Radiohead
:[Batman]
::(spoken) Bro, you should listen to Elliott Smith.
:[Sweet Mayhem]
::What's the point? There's no hope
::Awesomeness was a pipe dream
:[MetalBeard]
::Aye, my spirits be at the bottom of the sea
:[Batman]
::Love's not real, I just wanna eat carbs
::Pass the ice cream
:[Ice Cream Cone]
::(spoken) Dude, you don't have to just use me for something that dramatic.
:[Lucy]
::(spoken) Stop! Okay, everyone. Listen.
::(singing) Everything's not awesome
:[Batman]
::(spoken) Okay, we get it. That's why we're singing about it.
:[Lucy]
::But that doesn't mean that it's hopeless and bleak
:[Emmet]
::(spoken) Really?
:[Bob]
::(spoken) How so?
:[Lucy]
::Everything's not awesome
::But in my heart, I believe (Emmet and Sweet Mayhem: I believe)
:[Emmet, Lucy, Sweet Mayhem, and Team Bob]
::We can make things better if we stick together (All: If we stick together)
::Side by side, you and I, we will build it together (MetalBeard: Yeah build it together)
::Build it together (Unikitty: Together forever)
:[Benny]
::All together now
:[Everyone and Team Bob]
::This song's gonna get stuck inside your
::This song's gonna get stuck inside your
::This song's gonna get stuck inside your
::This song's gonna get stuck inside your
:[Lucy]
::Heart
[All of a sudden, Watevra Wa'Nabi came back in the form of Emmet's heart (because she was broken apart during Armamageddon), the sign saying "THE END" got dusted (it broke apart into pieces), and everyone and Team Bob started to move again.]
*Lucy: Alright, everyone! Let's build some epic stuff, fly out of out of here, and save Rex Dangervest.
*Emmet: Yeah! We'll all work together as one big awesome team. And, there's nothing that can ever change that, because...
[Upbeat music plays]
:[Everyone and Team Bob]
::Everything's not awesome
::Things can't be awesome all of the time
::It's an unrealistic expectation
::But that doesn't mean we shouldn't try
::To make everything awesome
::In a less idealistic kind of way
::We should maybe aim for not bad
::'Cause not bad, well that would be real great
::Everything is better when we stick together (We stick together)
::Side by side, you and I, we will sing it together (Always together)
::Party forever (Together)
[As everyone and Team Bob built some super cool flying machines, they all got out of the Bin of Storage and flew back into space. Everyone and Team Bob had created many different airplanes, helicopters, and yes, even spaceships, to head straight to Undar to save Rex. Emmet, Bob, Lucy, Wendy, Unikitty, and Sweet Mayhem all made one huge triple decker spaceship with seats for everyone. (Think the Wyld-Mayhem Starfighter, mixed with Emmet's house ship, and the triple decker couch mech)]
==Saving Rex Dangervest/Rex Vanishes==
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=='Good Morning, Syspocalypstar!'/Happy Ending==
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==Post-Credits: Reuniting Rex Dangervest/The Ruins of Syspocalypstar==
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