Joe (Smash Bros)

Joe is a fictionized version of Fastpager200 [down to the name].
==Moveset==
Standard B:Pencil slash
Side B:Pacman [slashes and creates Pacman]
Up B: Spinjump [like Sonic]
Down B:Portalgun [Down B goes to aiming mode, A shoots blue, B shoots orange, Down B exits aiming mode]
Final Smash:Randomness [All sorts of wierd things happen, including I.M. Meen dancing, Windows Movie Maker effects, Pilz-e from Neurotically yours covering the screen, and character animations for players glitching. When it ends, a "No Edge" poster with Mario's Head appears then it ends]
==Codec==
[The codec is a reference to Geibuchan's The King's Epic Adventure]
Snake:Who're you?
The King:Snake, is that you? Where have you been!? Where's Otakon?
Snake:We'll get to that later. King, does this kid seem familiar?
The King: No.
Snake:Where are you, anyway?
The King:I'm in the sea.
[The King's screen changes to Tomo Takino]
Tomo:Robotnik, where are you?
Snake:Argh! [hangs up]
[Snake's screen changes to Konata]
Konata:I've finally found you, Tomo! Tonight you die!
Tomo:No, you will die!
Konata:Wait, who's this kid here?
Tomo:Hmm... Trick question. I guess his last name is La-[Both screens freeze and the words "SHUT UP AND LET ME PLAY SOME SMASH" appear on the codec call screen]