Lanternmo Blueshift

The Lanternmo Blueshift is regarded as the deadliest car crash to ever have happened in Schlung history. It happened on March 30th, 2024 at 7:30 PM MST, and resulted in the deaths of 57,982 elmos and 5 humans.
The event occured in the northeastern part of Italy, Elmotopia, about mile west from Norte, the region's capital and largest city. A Brakeless Bus for a Better Society™ driven by a tourist named Susanne Maryanne Jollyanne was driving down the main highway, as she collided with a green Cheese Wedge, driven by Lanternmo. The Cheese Wedge was being pushed by the bus until it directly rear ended a Turbo Dismount. The impact killed Lanternmo instantly and most of his limbs were amputated. Susanne was also killed, and the one other passenger boarding Susanne's bus was severely injured. 17 Elmos were boarding the Turbo Dismount bus as it was rear ended. The Turbo Dismount lost control after being rear ended, and skidded to the right shoulder where it collided with a guardrail. Susanne's bus was then thrown to the left and she collided with the other guardrail, with Lanternmo's Cheese Wedge being stuck under the bus.
The sheer energy of the impact was so intense that Lanternmo's Cheese Wedge blueshifted. It was launched into the atmosphere travelling at 17,000 miles per hour, and both busses were thrown. The sky flickered with fractals of the cheese wedge in the sky for about half a second. It could be seen for hundreds upon hundreds of miles, making it visible across the entire southern half of Serbloxia. Dozens of CCTV footage and dash cameras recorded the incident from several countries.
The sheer heat caused by the crash lasted for about half a second, but was powerful enough to kill nearly every single Elmo in the towns of Norte, Aeroporto, Castelleto, and Conca Azzurra. 57,987 were killed with 5 of them being humans.