Super Space

===Dedicated to the Memory of Freely McWheely===
===1954 - 2005?===
Space Tree has to break those two idiots out of the big house, so he enlists the help of Mee Marone and PinkFrosting88. But first, ST and Mee watch some DVD's.
==Transcript==
("Previously on Space Tree the Space Tree" is written)
TARBOB: Previously on Space Tree the Space Tree...
(cut to differently Commander and Allon in prison)
COMMANDER: (wrong voice and overacting) Oh no... we're in prison! What are we gonna do... now?
SPACE TREE: (wrong voice and overacting) Don't worry... Space Tree is gonna break you out of there... because I'm legally obliged... to.
COMMANDER: (wrong voice and overacting) O, K.
(roll opening credits)
(cut to Tarbob in the newsroom; he's got blue paint all over his face and looks intoxicated)
TARBOB: This just in! Contrary to what I was just saying two minutes ago, the Space President is quite alive!
(cut to a crocodile hand puppet, with a sign reading "wrong footage")
TARBOB: He's apparently regrown his head, and feels quite comfortable at the moment.
(cut back to the newsroom)
TARBOB: Don't blame me; I don't write this crap, I only read it. Speaking of reading, watch me eat this Bible sandwich. (he pulls one out)
(cut to Mee's pad; Mee is watching the news)
MEE: Hmm. Show's making me kind of hungry.
(the doorbell rings)
MEE: Oh, crap! They found me!
(he pulls out a shotgun and cocks it)
(cut to the door; it's Space Tree ringing the doorbell; he rings it a second time b4 Mee opens a portal with the shotgun)
MEE: Who the hell are you?!
SPACE TREE: Whoa, calm down, it's me!
MEE: No, I'm Mee.
SPACE TREE: You're... you?
MEE: No, I'm Mee! If anyone's you, it's you.
SPACE TREE: ... What are we talkin' about?
MEE: I don't know. Who are you?
SPACE TREE: It's Space Tree! From high school!
MEE: Oh, right. Well, get in here, man!
(he enters the house again; Space Tree rings the doorbell again and smiles)
(cut to inside the house; both of them are inside)
SPACE TREE: ... and that's why I'm here. I need to know how you broke out of prison.
MEE: Well, it was pretty simple, really. I could just make a portal. (he demonstrates)
SPACE TREE: Oh, well, that's great. Could you come and do make one of those for me?
MEE: (closes portal) Whoa, whoa, I can't just "make a portal".
SPACE TREE: ... But you just said-
MEE: Look, I'm sure they've upgraded their security since I broke out of that place. If I pen any kinda portal thing, I'll have a billion, trillion guards all the way up my sweet ass.
SPACE TREE: Oh.
MEE: (leaning in) ALL THE WAY! You hear what I'm sayin'?
SPACE TREE: Yeah, yeah, I get that. But, look, it's not just you, Mee. If I don't break those two little bastards outta there, I could be in there with 'em. And do you know what they do to trees in prison?
MEE: No.
SPACE TREE: Well, me neither, I was just hopin' you would, because you were there.
MEE: Well, don't worry, ST. It's your lucky day. Just by sheer coincidence, I rented all these prison-related DVDs (pan over to said DVDs, then pan back), so for the next few days, we just sit back and enjoy a marathon of entertaining research.
SPACE TREE: Well, OK, but if it's all right, I'm just gonna stand, because... I can't actually bend into a sitting position.
(FIVE DAYS LATER)
(Mee is in front of the plans (or are they blueprints?) *see Trivia section)
MEE: So, what we have here is what I assume the Space Prison looks like. The plan is quite simple. As inspired by the Shawshank Redemption, we blow a huge hole in the one unguarded wall here that allows us to sneak inside right above the cell that those two douchebags are in. Then we drop down a ladder from the ceiling, and that's that, we're outta there.
SPACE TREE: So we just need a ship with guns powerful enough to blow a hole in the side of the prison. I think I know just the place to find them!
(cut to the PinkFrosting88-Mobile; a ringtone is heard, and she answers)
PinkFrosting88: (in Episode 8 voice) Hello?
SPACE TREE: Hey, what's up? I need that ship you stole.
PinkFrosting88: Oh, hold on a second. (clears throat, then talks in current voice) Look, I stole the ship, so why would I give it to you?
SPACE TREE: Yours is the only ship I know that has guns on it, so I need you to come and blow a hole in the prison.
PinkFrosting88: Hey, I've been there before. There's nothing to steal.
SPACE TREE: Yeah, well, the kid we're breaking out, Allon, is like, rich or something. So after we break him out, you just kidnap him and hold him for a ransom. His family'll pay you the money.
PinkFrosting88: Well, all right, but he better be REALLY rich.
(AND SO...)
VOICE-OVER: AND SO...
(cut to the Space Prison; Mee, Space Tree, Commander (prison uniform), and Allon (prison uniform) are standing there)
SPACE TREE: ... and that's how we did it!
COMMANDER: Yeah, that's a pretty good plan, I guess, but do we have a getaway vehicle, or what?
PinkFrosting88: (offscreen) You sure do!
(she enters)
COMMANDER: PinkFrosting88! (his eyes turn into hearts, and the background looks really fruity) You came to rescue me!
PinkFrosting88: Yeah... rescue you, kidnap that green kind, whatever. (Allon stares)
COMMANDER: Huh. You look kind of different from this photo you sent me.
(he holds it up; it's PinkFrosting88 standing there, but has body-builder arms taped over her tentacles)
PinkFrosting88: Yeah, well, the camera adds... 4 limbs. Come on, let's get out of here.
SPACE TREE: Yeah. Congratulations on a fool-proof plan!
(a light is shined on the 5 of them, causing them to fall over)
SPESHDIV ROBOT: Hold it right there! I found the prisoners, Mr. Warden!
(enter the Warden!)
MR. WARDEN: Oh, well, that's just super!
(pan over the 5 main characters)
MR. WARDEN: You five are in a lot of trouble now!
MEE: Oops, gotta go!
(he opens a portal and leaps through)
PinkFrosting88: Me too!
(she follows)
SPACE TREE: Hey! I thought you said you couldn't do that here!
MEE: Yep, I lied!
(the portal closes)
MR. WARDEN: Well, you three in a lot of trouble now! Except for you and you. (points to the Commander and Allon)
COMMANDER: Huh?
ALLON: What?
MR. WARDEN: You two have served your prison time and you're free to go!
ALLON: But, we've only been here about a week...
MR. WARDEN: That's right! (smiles)
SPACE TREE: Wait, so what about me, then? All I did was try to help them escape.
MR. WARDEN: And that's a very serious crime, pal. One for which you will be violently executed!
SPACE TREE: WHAT?!
MR. WARDEN: And you know what that means! Who wants-
(the candy cane jumps in and knocks over Mr. Warden and the Commander)
CANDY CANE: It's candy cane time! HA HA HA!
{Cue credits. Words say above the usual credits "Dedicated to the Memory of Freely McWheely, 1954 - 2005?".}
==Easter Eggs==
*At the end click on the hidden TV to see the Space Prez puppet-thing.
==Fun Facts==
*Inspired by The Shawshank Redemption.
*On Mee's plan to get Commander and Allon out of prison, you can read "Fat Ass" on Allon and "Dumb Ass" on The Commander.
*Penalties for crimes in Space Tree land:
**Going to illegal web sites- 1 week
**Helping someone in a prison break - Death Penalty
*When Mee gestures to the pile of DVD's, these are the titles:
**Prison Power
**The Shawshank Redemption (Real Movie)
**Batman Behind Bars
**Honey, I Got Raped in the Shower (Parody of "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" series)
**midget porn
**Oz! The Musical (an actual musical)
**Typing in Veranda (Veranda is a common windows font)
**Candy Cane Time! (This is heard later in the episode)
**ow my eye (This was said in Episode #13)
**Baby Loves Headrub (a Mr. Show reference, based on an America's Funniest Home Videos title)
**I'm Gonna Kill You in the Space (the title of the next episode)
**Big Sandwich II (Sequel to Big Sandwich)
**Stabby's Sperm (Stabby McGee is a discontinued series by Ed Atlin)
**1 Real Movie, 14 Fake Movies
**Big Sandwich: The Director's Cut (Dagwood Bumstead's favorite movie)
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