Behavior Card Day (Sarah version)

It was behavior card day at Sarah's school, and Wendy Darling just came for a visit, despite being in sixth grade at Wales Junior High. Mrs. Surprise said, "Good morning, class! I'm sure you all know where Mr. Milton has gone."
"No, ma'am." said the students.
"Well, he got poorly with the flu bug." said Mrs. Surprise, "So, I will be taking over as a Behavior Card Day substitute. Let's start with the behavior card day! I already handed your behavior cards out to your desks. Some cards are good, and some cards are bad.
"Um...um...um...um...um...um, I got a black card!" cried Sarah when she looked at her black card, "Mrs. Surprise, can I please have one more chance?"
"Absolutely not, Sarah!" shouted Mrs. Surprise, "You have been the worst student ever! Go to the principal's office right now! And take your card with you!"
Sarah was so angry that she stomped out of the classroom.
Wendy was next to get her behavior card. "Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! This must have been a dream," she said. "I have gotten a rainbow card! So that means I must be a very good student, right, madam?"
"That is totally correct, Wendy!" smiled Mrs. Surprise, "You have been the best student in the world! You have the rest of your life off! You may go to the principal's office and show him the card."
Wendy was so happy that she merrily skipped out of the classroom.
Stan Woozle, Heff Heffalump, and Swiper the Fox came third. "Aww, snap!" Stan exclaimed in disgust, "Me, Heff, and Swiper each got a red card! What is the meaning of this?"
"Well, Stan Woozle, Heff Heffalump, and Swiper the Fox," Mrs. Surprise explained. "You three got a suspension for four months! Get out right now! I don't want to see you three ever again!"
Stan, Heff, and Swiper were so angry that they stomped out of the classroom.
Fourth came Kevin. "Not bad," he said, shrugging his shoulders. "I got a white card. I guess nothing happens, right?"
"That's right, Kevin." said Mrs. Surprise, "Nothing happens to you. At least you tried your best. You may stay here."
Kevin stayed put.
Chad Lockwood came fifth. "Hey! What is this? An orange card? But, how is that possible? I demand you to give me a rainbow card immediately!" he shouted, "Or else, I will throw all of the school objects at your face!"
Mrs. Surprise shook her head. "Never for the 100th time, Chad Lockwood!" she shouted, "You actually deserve it for taking a picture of your "D" and throwing temper tantrums! The orange card means you get three hours of detention! Go to the detention room right now, or else!"
Chad was so angry that he stomped out of the classroom.
Rasputin was sixth. He was crying and whining and throwing a temper tantrum about his card. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I got a gold medal card!" he moaned.
"That is correct, Rasputin!" said Mrs. Surprise angrily, "You threw a hissy fit over the packed lunches your mom made especially for you! For that, you are suspended for two weeks! Go home right now!"
Rasputin ran out of the classroom in tears.
Ten minutes later...
When Jimmy got a bubblegum pink card (Which was five whole years off), he got very happy. "Holy sweet, bubbly goodness!" he exclaimed, "I got a bubblegum pink card!"
"Wow, Jimmy! You have been a super duper student ever!" exclaimed Mrs. Surprise, "You got five whole years off! You may go home now!"
Jimmy was so happy that he skipped merrily out of the classroom.
When Wendy flew back to Hangman's Tree in Neverland, she showed her card to her father, Hercules. He was very happy.
"Well done, Wendy! Your mother, brothers, and I are so proud of you," he said. "You're ungrounded forever! You can go play with the mermaids in Mermaid Lagoon with Peter Pan, Tinkerbell, your brothers, and the Lost Hundred Acre Wood Toys as your reward."
"Thank you so much, Father!" said Wendy, hugging Hercules, "You're the most wonderful father in the whole world!"
"You're welcome, Wendy." Hercules smiled.
But meanwhile, back in the real world, Sarah got home and showed her card to her own father, Prince Adam. He was very angry.
"Sarah Maureen Darling, I can't believe you got a dead meat card and got expelled forever!" Adam shouted angrily, "Your mother and I are very disappointed in you! And so are Christopher Robin and Julien!"
"Yes! I agree with what Adam said!" Belle said in agreement with her husband, "We wanted you to become the student of the year, not get expelled and have a dead meat card!"
"You're even worse than Stan and Heff!" Christopher Robin, Sarah's brother, added.
"And you're one of the troublemakers!" her pet lemur, King Julien XIII, agreed.
"Don't you dare blame this on me!" Sarah retorted angrily, "It was Stan, Heff, and Swiper's fault for telling a tale on me for having sex with Diego!"
Christopher Robin and Julien got shocked. Adam angrily stormed towards Sarah. "For talking smack to your family like that, you're grounded for two whole weeks!" he scolded, "There will be no more TV, no more video games, no more movies, no more "Once Upon a Forest," no more 20th Century Fox movies and TV shows of any kind, no more dress shopping, no more salads, no more ice cream, no more candy, no more soda, no more dessert, no more pizza, no more McDonald's, no more Burger King, no more Zaxby's, no more Taco Bell, no more Subway, no more Wendy's, no more Jack-In-The-Box, no more Steak n' Shake, no more Quizno's, no more Papa John's, no more Domino's Pizza, no more Pizza Hut, no more Sonic Drive In, no more KFC, no more Chick Fil A, no more Arby's, no more Applebee's, no more Sbarro, no more Dunkin Donuts, no more Starbucks, no more A&W, no more Carl's Jr., no more In n' Out, no more Popeye's, no more Chili's, no more Rally's, no more IHOP, no more Dairy Queen, no more Frisch's, no more White Castle, no more Denny's, no more Frisch's, and no more Fazoli's for you ever again! I hope you have learned your lesson!"
Sarah got even more furious. "Shut up, you stupid jerk!" she yelled, "I hope I will smash your wife's car with an axe!"
That did it! Adam slapped Sarah very hard, knocking her down. "You're grounded forever for calling your own father a jerk!" he scolded, "Room now, naughty girl!"
"Well, good!" Sarah scolded back after recovering and getting up, "I don't want to see you or even talk to you ever again!" She then stormed upstairs to her room, where her real brother, Ed, and his friends, Double and Eddy, were waiting for her.
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