No Nats Allowed

(Scene begins with Shubie and Susie giggling at Nat and Pilar)
Nat: what's so funny?
Shubie: We got invited to a mini-golf party!
Pilar: Cool can we go?
Susie: Nope, Nope, Nope! It's for GIRLS only!
Shubie: Yes nat. No offense or anything, but you can go to Krusty Krab!
Nat: We just tried to go there, but they were having one of those days.
Susie: Anyways, bye dad! Bye pilar!
(Shubie and Susie walk away)
Harold: Hey Nat! Hey Pilar!
Nat: Shubie and Susie are having a "Girls Night" at a mini golf party.I
Harold: Why can't we go?
Nat: Because it's girls only!
Harold: Hey! I have an Idea! Lets "Sneak" in to the party.
Pilar: How are we gonna do...
(Nat and Harold make evil faces)
Pilar:...That? Are we...Gonna ride in with a Seahorse?
Nat: No...
(Scene cuts to Pilar, Nat and Harold wearing girls dresses)
Pilar: Crossdressing. Really?
Nat: Yes, Really!
(Nat, Pilar and Harold walk up to the gaurd)
Nat: Hello can we come in?
(Gaurd shows the three a sign)
Harold: Girls Only! Any trespassers will be subject to Physical Harm. Uh oh.
(Nat, Harold and Pilar get tossed onto the sidewalk and get dizzy)
Pilar: Anyone else notice the stars?
(The three get up)
Nat: Well, THAT didn't work!
Harold: I know, I didn't even know it was legal for physical harm anymore!
Pilar: This used to be a nice place.
Nat: Maybe we were not wearing "Offical" Girls Clothing.
(Nat rips out tag reading "Dresses for Men")
Pilar: Plus, we don't have any make-up. Not to mention we didn't speak with girl voices.
Harold: Yeah, That's why.
(Nat, Harold walk out of a Fashon store)
Harold: Now we look like REAL girls.
Pilar: I feel REALLY weird, you guys.
Nat: Lets get in now.
(The three walk up again)
Nat (Girl Voice): Oh we would like to join this party!
Harold (Girl Voice): Yeah. And we will rent some golf clubs.
Pilar (Girl Voice): Yes.
(Gaurd stares)
Gaurd: Ok come in. 
Nat (Quiet Girl Voice): It worked.
Gaurd: I knew they were girls.
(Gaurd pulls out sign reading "2nd Time trespassers wil be Embarrassed in public)
Susie: I like the windmill!
(Susie notices Nat)
Shubie: Something wrong, susie?
(Susie whispers something to shubie)
Shubie: Uh-Oh!
(Nat, Harold and Pilar walk by as Girls laugh at the three)
Pilar: Why is everyone laughing at us?
Nat: Because girls laugh at one another, I think.
Girl: Hey, how would you like some free Chocolate and Vanilla Seamilk?
Pilar (Girl Voice): Ok! I love chocolate. Too bad Tom isn't here!
(Nat, Harold and Pilar walk into a dark room)
Harold: Hey, there isn't any milk in here, and why do I feel pulling?
(Stage lights flick on and the three are wearing their regular clothes wearing Cone hats)
Nat, Harold and Pilar: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Girl: Ladies, welcome the three idiots!
(Everyone laughs at Nat, Pilar and Harold)
(Nat, Harold and Pilar start blushing)
Shubie: Ok, thats enough, I think you can escort them out now!
Nancy: Are you crazy? It just got funnier!
Susie: Please, Stop!
Abigal: Oh, quiet you!
(Susie runs up to the announcement phone)
Susie (Speaker): Enough!
Nat: Susie!
Susie (Speaker): What kind of SICK and HEARTLESS cruel jerks are you, humiliating my father and his best friends!?
Isabelle: Yeah, we're the Kids. And WE know what's right!
(Monroe Timmy runs in)
Girl: Hey! who let HIM in here?
Fred: Me!
(Kids start entering from everywhere)
Girl 1: There Everywhere!
Girl 2: There coming from the roof!
(Nat, Harold and Pilar fall off stage)
Pilar: This is what happens when you crossdress!
(The building explodes)
Nat: Wow. That was a night of embarrassment and Chaos.
Fred: You can thank me later!
Harold: That...Was...AWESOME!
Pilar: Everything starting when Monroe came was Awesome. The rest was Terrible.
Shubie: I'm never going to a girls only party in my life again!
Susie: I think there gonna start kissing.
Susie and Monroe together: Eww!
(Susie and Monroe blush)
Clayton: Well, Gee Golly Gosh! That sure was a Night!
(Silence)
Harold: Clayton, I swear to Neptune!
(Scene ends)
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