The Fork Incident

The Fork Incident, as known colloquially among fans, took place during a performance at The Fork Bar in Quezon City in 2024. It occurred during the band's Midget Tour shortly after the legal drinking age in Quezon City had been lowered. The incident unfolded when the band was heavily intoxicated while performing, leading to an unusual and memorable turn of events. Martin, in an inebriated state, staggered offstage in the middle of a cover performance of Arctic Monkeys' "Nettles." Alex, trying to mitigate the situation, had to physically guide Martin back onto the stage. In a fit of drunken frustration, Martin carelessly tossed his Fender Jaguar to the ground, resulting in the guitar and the amp sustaining significant damage.
== How the the hell they felt ==
Alex: Yeah, so The Fork Incident. Let me tell you, it's one of those moments that's permanently etched in my memory. We were performing, having a blast, you know, the usual gig energy, but things took an unexpected turn. Martin, oh boy, he was completely off the rails that night. He stormed off in the middle of a song, and I'm thinking, 'What's going on?' The crowd's confused, we're confused. Next thing I know, I'm in the middle of trying to carry him back to the stage, and he's putting up a fuss, throwing a fit, WHILE STILL PLAYING, the whole shebang. And then he just, I don't know, Hulk-smashes his Jaguar. I mean, that guitar was a birthday present from Tim, and it's lying there in two pieces, along with the amp, completely blown. I was traumatized, to say the least. It's not something you forget easily, and if you ever want a play-by-play, I've got it stored up here. But honestly, I wish I didn't. It's like a cringy rerun that plays whenever The Fork Incident is brought up."
Tim: I was absolutely livid, to be honest. I had that Fender CUSTOM MADE for Martin as a birthday present, and seeing it shattered on the ground was painful. I had a few choice words for him that night.
John: I just stood there, watching the whole mess unfold. I've got to admit, it was quite a spectacle. I couldn't help but enjoy the sheer absurdity of the situation. We've had our share of crazy moments, but that one takes the cake.
Martin: LOUDER LOUDER MARCHING POWDER 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥