The Shrinkening Arc

(someone's gonna have to fill in the mediocre sleepover meenahgaming I think hosted because I was not there lol)
(in short, it's never gonna get filled in. guess you guys will never know what happened there)
Upon arriving to the mediocre sleepover, Jake is immediately shrunk while standing on the dining room table. All the shrunkees started following Roxy around, who eagerly took on the role of Momlonde.
File:Momlonde.jpg|A wild Momlonde leading her children.
Somewhere during this time Karkat was gifted a knife and got murderous and also was late to his trial smh. Sovara suggested that people know how the mafia works somewhere in the middle of the trial, and as her mother, Roxy becomes a teacher and brings everyone to school for a bit of mafia education. The following is a slight reenactment of these events.
"today class were gonnan learn how da mafia werks"
"go 2 page 69 ok"
"so u pick up these money bags"
"somebodys tryin to get ur stuff o nooo its a level 35 boss"
"u gottsa get guns or ur a gonnerr1!!!"
"omg theres more ppl and theyre helpin u"
"then u get all dis cool light around u its rlly fuckin cool"
"now ur a level 100 boss lmao thats so fabuastical"
"and thatsa how da mafia wokrs everyone"
"*works"
Roxy brings everyone to her house after this and fixes us her famous choco tacos. Life was good. Until someone decided we needed a dad, and Dave motherhonking Strider decided to volunteer. He was an absolutely terrible dad, favoring Sovara above all the other children. Jake decided to run away, and lived with the people at the gas station. Sheriff Dirk appears for the first time to visit Roxy, who's going through a painful divorce. Then the Egghead god decided to start a murder mystery. People started dying at random. The family dog, Fef, followed Jake to the gas station, and they formed a great bond during the strife, but then Daddy Dave came and brought Fef, the suffering fish troll dog, back home. Jake cried because he's really good at that.
As it turns out, literally no one was the murderer. Egghead was messing with us. That guy..... that.. GUY.
I think Egghead killed everyone in the server after that. I cant remember what happens after that
oh wait then we had another sleepover, jake hosted, at roxys house. we did a round of group therapy, played truth or dare, talked about splatoon, then left to play absolutely atrocious homestuck games.
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