JackSucksAtLife

Jack Massey Welsh "So it's got my name on it: Jack Massey Welsh." "I'm called 'Jack Massey Welsh', 'Massey' being my middle name, 'Welsh' being my last name." (born: ), better known online as JackSucksAtLife (formerly known as JackSucksAtMinecraft) is an English YouTuber, known for his variety of content, including his large amount of YouTube channels and the many real and fake Play Buttons he owns.
==Channels==
Welsh currently has 19 channels. These include:
*JackSucksAtLife
*JackSucksAtStuff
*Jack Massey Welsh (highlighted comment)
*JackSucksAtGeography (highlighted comment)
*JackSucksAtPopUpPirate
*turd boi420
*JackSucksAtClips
*JacksEpicYoutubeChannelFullOfFunTimesAndFunHiRickX
*SamSmellsOfApricots
*SamSmellsOfApricot
*JackMasseyWelsh
*ejsafc
*JACKS​EPIC​YOUTUBE​CHANNEL​FULL​OF​FUN​TIMES​AND​FUN​HI​RICK​X​HAS​NOTHING​ON​ME​I​AM​THE​SUPERIOR​CHANNEL​I​HAVE​MORE​CHARACTERS​THAN​ALL​OF​JACKS​YOUTUBE​CHANNELS​COMBINED​HAHAHAHA​I​HAVE​MORE​CHARACTERS​THAN​JACKSUCKSATLIFE​JACKSUCKSATSTUFF​JACKMASSEYWELSH​JACKSUCKSATGEOGRAPHY​JACKSUCKSATCLIPS​SAMSMELLSOFAPRICOTS​JACKSUCKSATPOPUPPIRATE​ETC​ETC​IMAGINE​THIS​ON​A​PLAY​BUTTON​JESUS​CHRIST​BTW​PLEASE​SUBSCRIBE​THANK​YOU​VERY​MUCHH​I​RICK​XxXxXX
*No Context JackSucksAtLife
*JackSucksAtEspañol
*Geography Stuff 🌎
*pretty woman kitchen
*Fufik
*TDD41
MrBeast also created a channel called "Don't Subscribe", where he gave Welsh 10 cents every time the channel received a subscriber (up to 1,000,000 subscribers). Despite popular belief, Jack does not have access to this channel, which is why he never changed the channel name, banner, or icon.
Jack had also promised that he would create a wig-reviewing channel called JackSucksAtWigs, due to receiving 75,000 likes. Welsh has not made this channel yet, and probably never will, as he has expressed that it is not something he would like to do.
In 2023, Jack bought two channels called "pretty woman kitchen" and "Fufik" for a YouTube video.
===Active channels===
===Inactive channels===
==YouTube career==
Welsh was previously fully Minecraft-centric, with every video being about Minecraft for many years. Tied with that were Q&A videos, community subreddit videos, and other general non-gaming. Welsh now does all of these type videos on JackSucksAtStuff. His main channel's content now consists of reactions, and analytics about his channels, as well progress reports on his goal of getting YouTube awards. He hit 1 million subscribers on 23 October 2019.
He has collaborated with MrBeast, Dream, GeorgeNotFound and TommyInnit.
==World records==
In September 2020, Welsh received the world record for "most YouTube channels with over 100,000 subscribers owned by an individual", with nine eligible channels. In July 2021, he broke this record, with ten eligible channels. In May 2022, he again broke the record, with eleven eligible channels, as his channel "i", originally and currently named "No Context JackSucksAtLife" when he achieved the record, reached 100,000 subscribers.
Welsh has, so far, helped two others get a Guinness World Record, by finding out which records they have broken, and submitting them to Guinness. He helped TommyInnit get two records: "most followed Minecraft channel on Twitch" and "most viewers of a Minecraft gameplay live stream on Twitch". He helped GeorgeNotFound get the record for "most viewers of a cooking live stream on Twitch". Welsh has said that he is interested in helping other people receive world records, such as Wilbur Soot.
In 2023, he helped the Sidemen receive a Guiness World Record for "most watched charity sports match live stream on YouTube".
==Play Buttons and Awards==
Welsh has a series where the long term plan is to get as many Play Buttons as he possibly can. He currently has 25 real play buttons, 6 fake play buttons, and 13 other awards. In addition, he also has the briefcase of PewDiePie's 100 million play button.
===Official YouTube Play Buttons===
====Silver====
*Original "JackSucksAtMinecraft", November 2014 
*Newer "JackSucksAtStuff" Play Button, August 2019
*Newer "SamSmellsOfApricots", December 2019
*Newer "Jack Massey Welsh", February 2020
*Newer "JackSucksAtGeography", April 2020
*Newer "turd boi420" Play Button, April 2020
*Newer "JackSucksAtPopUpPirate", July 2020
*Newer "JacksEpicYoutubeChannel FullOfFunTimesAndFunHiRickX' Silver Play Button, September 2020
*Newer "JackSucksAtClips", February 2021
*Newer "JACKS​EPIC​YOUTUBE​CHANNEL​FULL​OF​FUN​TIMES​AND​FUN​HI​RICK​X​HAS​NOTHING​ON​ME​I​AM​THE​SUPERIOR​CHANNEL​I​HAVE​MORE​CHARACTERS​THAN​ALL​OF​JACKS​YOUTUBE​CHANNELS​COMBINED​HAHAHAHA​I​HAVE​MORE​CHARACTERS​THAN​JACKSUCKSATLIFE​JACKSUCKSATSTUFF​JACKMASSEYWELSH​JACKSUCKSATGEOGRAPHY​JACKSUCKSATCLIPS​SAMSMELLSOFAPRICOTS​JACKSUCKSATPOPUPPIRATE​ETC​ETC​IMAGINE​THIS​ON​A​PLAY​BUTTON​JESUS​CHRIST​BTW​PLEASE​SUBSCRIBE​THANK​YOU​VERY​MUCHH​I​RICK​XxXxXXxxxxxxxXX' Sliver Play Button
*Purchased "JackSucksAtLife", April 2019
*JackSucksAtEspañol
*No Context JackSucksAtlife (award was renamed "i" to get the shortest name on a Play Button)
*Geography Stuff 🌎
====Gold====
*Owns the Play Button which was released between the 2012 and 2019 variations
*Newer "JackSucksAtLife", November 2019
*JackSucksAtLife, JackSucksAtStuff and JackSucksAtGeography
*JackSucksAtEspañol
====Diamond====
*Purchased "Jack" 10,000,000 "Diamond Team Award", January 2021
===Other channels===
====Silver====
*Purchased "YellowSwellow" 2016 variant, November 2020
*Purchased "Copper Creek Cuts", December 2020.
*Received "DeeterPlays", March 2021
*Received "Wills", July 2021 (later turned into a custom "Don't Subscribe" Gold Play Button)
*Received "Oceanzy", October 2022
====Gold====
*Purchased "Skeppy", October 2019
*Custom hydrodipped "JackSucksRyGuyRulez", April 2020
*Purchased "BGH Music" 2016 variant, March 2021
*Purchased original 2012 Play Button, May 2021 The channel behind it is unknown.
====Diamond====
*Purchased "KSI" Play Button, July 2020
====Red Diamond====
*Purchased "PewDiePie" Play Button, January 2022
*Received MrBeast's 100 million play button temporarily
===Unofficial and fake Play Buttons===
====Silver====
*JackSucksAtLife, November 2019. This Play Button was dismantled and made into a chain.
*We Write Your Chosen Text Here, Lorem ipsum, Lorem psum dolor sit amet, July 2021. This Play Button was given away to a YouTuber named BurtBen in the same video he unboxed it in.
*ChuChu TV Nursery Rhymes & Kids Songs. It was sold on eBay for $622.33 (≈£470), which consisted of Welsh's offer of $400, along with $87.08 for shipping and a $135.25 import charge.
**It was sold as a "misprinted award", as it was a Silver Play Button (usually given away at 100,000 subscribers), but had '1,000,000 subscribers' written on it instead.
**Welsh also noticed the award had a different centerpiece than the real YouTube Play Buttons, and it was actually a similar design to the 2016-2018 design of the Silver Play Buttons. However, when compared to a real old Play Buttons, it looked different.
**It was also noted that the purchased Play Button's box was smaller, and looked different inside Jack eventually took the award apart to see if it was real or fake, and Welsh started that it was fake and that he had been scammed.
====Gold====
*KSI, April 2021
====Diamond====
*Fake Diamond Play Button, November 2020
====Red Diamond====
*Replica Red 100 Million Diamond Play Button, February 2021
====Other====
*Custom 250,000 "JackSucksAtLife", September 2017
*Fake 50,000,000 "PewDiePie" Brofist replica award, November 2019 (sold on eBay)
*Faecal brown-coloured "turdboi420", November 2019
*Custom "Wikitubia Hall of Fame", February 2020
*Fake 2,760 "JackMasseyWelsh" November 2019 (given to MiniMuka)
*Custom "JackSucksAtLife" Photoshopped award, February 2020 (sold on eBay)
*Bought Red Diamond "PewDiePie" Play Button Chest, July 2020
*Fake wooden "For You Campaign" Play Button from Elliot, December 2020.
*Fake Obsidian Play Button from Timeworks, January 2021
*Fake "JackSucksAtLife" 1,000,000,000 Subscriber Play Button, July 2021
*Fake "@JackMasseyWelsh" 100,000 Instagram Award, July 2021
*Fake YouTube Icon Play Button, July 2021
*YouTube Play Button that was originally from PropaneGames was bought from Ebay but was given back to ThePokeAttic, August 2021
*Bought the 2008 Best Instructional award from the Best YouTube videos event, May 2024
===Other information===
JackSucksAtLife was featured on DramaAlert for his discovery of buying YouTube Creator Awards. In early November 2019, Welsh bought four fake play buttons from eBay and Etsy, with money from a sponsorship by Honey.
He has mentioned that he wants to go to Paris and see the Red Diamond Play Button that PewDiePie and T-Series own, but that may not happen because Cocomelon has surpassed 100 million subscribers. However, it was confirmed in a JackSucksAtStuff video[which?] that the Red Diamond Play Button is still there. What's Inside also went to the Play Button factory and Welsh has made a video about checking if Rick has a card. The end of the video "I found Pewdiepie's 100 Mill Diamond Play Button Chest on eBay" shows a clock with a Diamond Play Button in the center and a time scheduled for 6 PM UK time on the 25 July 2020. He has hinted at this video in another and his current Twitter profile picture is his regular one but with a Diamond Play Button on top of his head. The video was eventually released, and it was him buying and unboxing the Diamond Play Button.
==Minecraft==
Since Welsh created his channel in 2013, Minecraft played a key part in his success. He started off making Minecraft mod showcases, similar to what DanTDM, PopularMMOs, and other fairly large YouTubers were doing. He had a few viral videos, including his Girlfriend Mod showcase, which was his most popular video on JackSucksAtLife for many years until Welsh deleted the video in December 2020.
After mod showcases, Welsh opened a server named EvoPvP, where he recorded Factions videos, whilst continuing showcasing mods. After Evo, Welsh made a server named Skycade, originally a prison server, but converted it into Factions under a new team. This is the only server he owned that is still alive today. Since 2019, Welsh has slowed down on Minecraft content as they were his least successful videos and by 2020, Welsh resigned from Skycade and has stopped making Minecraft videos apart from X-Life.
He recently made a 1.17 Minecraft series but abandoned the project after dying in the fourth video.
===Servers===
====Previously owned====
=====Skycade=====
Welsh previously owned a Minecraft network with a variety of game modes including Factions and SkyBlock. Skycade was where Welsh recorded most of his content, most notably Hacker Catching and Trolling. Unlike many other servers, SkyCade is not pay-to-win, which Welsh is "very proud of." Welsh found and trolled hackers on Skycade frequently - this was his main Minecraft series for years, as that was the reason his channel was brought back.
On 10 August 2020, Welsh resigned as the owner of the server due to demotivation and him believing it was unfair to take a large pay cut for doing nothing to the server. This was met by many mixed responses and caused some people to permanently leave the server. On 22 March 2022, the management team shut down the server and its databases. A quote from the announcement on Discord states, "The primary reason for this closure is to conserve resources for management. We don't like how the server is to go out, we would much rather have Skycade as it once was, but with the community as a whole both growing and moving on from the server it became a task balancing the wants of a much smaller group of older members of the community and attempting to reach out to a bigger group of newer players."
=====EvoPvP=====
EvoPvP was a server where Welsh made his first Minecraft Factions videos. He was also one of the three owners for a long time. It contains many of the same game modes as Skycade: Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Creative, and Skyblock. However, unlike SkyCade, EvoPvP was pay-to-win, which is one of the reasons Welsh is no longer an owner. He left the server for many reasons, some of which are disagreements with the other owners and the highly toxic community. The shut down soon after. Skycade did buy the domains for EvoPvP so anyone trying to log in to Evo will be redirected to Skycade. Welsh has once said his inspiration for becoming an owner on EvoPvP was down to one of his favorite YouTubers Μr eVо.
====Sponsored====
=====SaicoSky=====
SaicoSky is a Skyblock server and is made by the same people behind SaicoPvP, a PVP server. Welsh and Doni's big Minecraft adventure, played on this server, was a series where half the episodes were uploaded on Welsh's main channel, JackSucksAtLife, but then switched on his side channel, JackSucksAtStuff, when that was created. The other half was uploaded to DoniBobes's channel.
=====OPBlocks Prisons=====
Welsh was sponsored to play OPBlocks prisons by the owners. He gave away the snitch rank to the first few people who used his code in their store. He stopped playing their server due to him picking up a sponsorship from TheArchon.
=====TheArchon Azkaban Prisons=====
TheArchon is a server, formerly owned by TheCampingRusher, that Welsh was sponsored by to play on for 15 weeks, on their Azkaban Prisoners server. He gave away a free rank to the first 200 people who used his code. He accidentally made more Archon videos than he was supposed to. 
===Minecraft Monday===
Minecraft Monday was an event run by KEEMSTAR every Monday at 4 pm EST/9 pm BST. It lets a lot of YouTubers/streamers compete in a series of Minigames/Hunger Games. JackSucksAtLife participated in the event between weeks 1 and 9 (24 June 2019 - 19 August 2019), he streamed the events live on his main YouTube Channel. Welsh participated in the events with fellow YouTuber's Dangthatsalongname, Skeppy, Doni Bobes, Wilbur Soot, Technoblade, and more.
=====Week 1=====
Ironically, Week 1 was Welsh's best overall result of any Minecraft Monday. Finishing 4th with his teammate DangThatsALongName. It was also his birthday.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a73f-mV9Av4 He got 11th individually and hit 800,000 subscribers.
=====Week 2=====
In Week 2, Welsh was teamed with fellow YouTuber Skeppy. They finished 5th as a team (collectively 500 points) in what was the final all Hunger Games Minecraft Monday.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atWFBZj-Sq8 However, Welsh only got 92/500 points and was arguably "carried". Also in week 2, he and Skeppy killed PewDiePie, who was teamed with James Charles. He added this to PewDiePie's Wikitubia article, as seen in the video I became a Wikipedia staff member.
=====Week 3=====
Week 3 was the beginning of the team with Doni Bobes. Week 3 of Minecraft Monday was more mini-game focused with less PvP, so Welsh thought he would have a better chance. They got 9th as a team with 889 points and Welsh earning 372 of those respectfully.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X5hpr0QusE&t=48s
=====Week 4=====
In Week 4, Welsh teamed once again with Doni Bobes. They once again finished 9th, with 578 points. The full stream is no longer public on Welsh's channel, however highlight videos of this week are up on Welsh's second channel, noticeably fellow participant HeyImBee friend-zoning Doni.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdfiey--uFc It sits on over 500,000 views.
=====Week 5=====
Week 5 was once again Welsh partnering up with Doni Bobes. This week they finished 7th, with 730 points and Welsh getting 340.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkEiHeV8L_E
=====Week 6=====
Week 6 saw the return of Week 1 teammate DangThatsALongName. They finished 10th. Welsh collected 483 of 887 points. Welsh also won the second of the 3 Spleef rounds and was arguably his best performance yet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gki52EeALk
=====Week 7=====
In Week 7, Welsh once again teamed up with Week 1/6 teammate DangThatsALongName. They finished 12th. Welsh and Scott won the controversial Build Battle round. Welsh earned 452 of their 963 points.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBXi9mFXxbY
=====Week 8=====
In Week 8, Welsh teamed up with Wilbur Soot, they finished 11th with 500 points, and Welsh earning 265 of them. Welsh has removed his full stream from his channel but you can view highlights from Wilbur on his channel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsTXLqVOyIo
=====Week 9=====
In Welsh's final week of Minecraft Monday, Welsh teamed with 3-time champion Technoblade. Techno and Welsh placed 5th with 1,327 points, Welsh getting 417 of those.
=====Leaving=====
Welsh left Minecraft Monday due to several known reasons. Welsh decided not to participate in Minecraft Monday for the first time for Week 10, ending his 9 Week streak.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29gFArRqDcM Welsh had said on Twitter he felt the event was getting a bit repetitive and wanted a break. Interestingly, he withdrew that statement and simply said "forever", this is after drama between KEEMSTAR the organizer, and one of the participants a6d. To put it simply, Keem kicked out a6d for not having enough viewers just 2 hours before the event. After week 10, several YouTubers (and Welsh's friends) said they will not rejoin Minecraft Monday and Welsh joined them. It's unsure whether the drama itself or his friends leaving was the cause.
===Modded SMPs===
Welsh has been in a variety of Modded Survival Multiplayer Servers. Some of these series are some of the most successful playlists on all of his channels. All of these SMPs have included some fairly large YouTubers, such as LaurenzSide, LDShadowLady, and SmallishBeans, as well as himself.
====Harmony Hollow Season 3====
After three seasons, Welsh joined Harmony Hollow Season 3. This was a series with a variety of Mods with two main teams - Vampires and Vampire Hunters. Welsh chose to be a vampire and bit people. He had a very fun time and the viewers were very excited about the series. His first episode currently sits on 260,000 views, which is a lot of views compared to his average views per video at that time. Notable characters include Fang, which was Welsh's Dog. In this series, he was known as Count Jackula.
====One Life Season 3====
A few months after Harmony Hollow S3 ended, most of the YouTubers, with some more, came onto the SMP called 'One Life'. Essentially, it was Minecraft Hardcore mode (if you die, you're out) but on a multiplayer level. Welsh started on the SMP with a dirt mound in the ground doing Survival Minecraft. However, this all changed when Thinknoodles managed to die by suffocation in a tree he planted at his house. Welsh decided to create a meme and move into people's houses when they die. Think's house was a massive beehive with a lovely garden on the outside. Welsh used his storage systems, crafting areas, etc. to progress in the series.
Welsh started to collect some pets. Some of these include 'diffs', a giant scorpion. It has a strange name because Welsh wanted to type in a name however it bugged, so he typed in random letters but those typed in and he accidentally entered the name. There was also a flying dragon called Edna, but she died so she got replaced with Edna Jr.
At the end of the series, there was a deathmatch. As Welsh stayed alive for the whole series, he participated in the deathmatch. He was one of the final three with the best armor and sword. However, when he was fighting Dangthatsalongname, he accidentally dropped his Advanced Nether Star Sword (the best sword in the mod) due to him not unbinding his 'Q' key, which dropped items. He then had to use a diamond sword but he dropped that. Eventually, he was fighting Scott with a piece of dirt and lost. After this event, it became a meme in the community for a few months. Now, he ensures that his 'Q' key is always unbound when doing PVP.
====X Life====
In May 2020 the new Minecraft series 'X Life' was introduced. Welsh (now Jeremy) was known in this series for his many pets, including Vikram, the Blue Bois, Craig, Malcolm, Lady, Graham, New New Malcolm, Pauline, Norman, Starburst, Andre, Galileo, Shaun, Shredder and Harriet. In November 2020, Welsh was executed by SmallishBeans and was reborn as Jeremy. As of January 24, 2021, Welsh was on 10 hearts and is very close to being kicked out of the series. He was also life bounded to Lizzy for stealing the frog prince. On February 13, 2021, Welsh died and got eliminated from the series.
====Members====
*TheOrionSound, OrionSound in Minecraft (Oli)
*PopularMMOs, FuriousDestroy in Minecraft (Patrick)
*JackSucksAtLife (but uploads on JackSucksAtStuff), JackSucksAtMC in Minecraft (Welsh)
*fWhip, fWhip in Minecraft (Bryce)
*Shubble, ShubbleYT in Minecraft (Shelby)
*Solidarity, SolidarityGaming in Minecraft (Jimmy)
*Katherine Elizabeth (but uploads on Katherine Elizabeth Gaming), katherineeliz in Minecraft (Katherine)
*Dangthatsalongname, Smajor1995 in Minecraft (Scott)
*LDShadowLady, LDShadowLady in Minecraft (Lizzie)
*SmallishBeans, Smallishbeans in Minecraft (Joel)
*Joey Graceffa, JOEYGRACEFFA in Minecraft (Joey)
*Strawburry17Plays, GamerBurry in Minecraft (Meghan)
*SeaPeeKay, Seapeekay in Minecraft (Callum)
*RIPmika, SirenMika in Minecraft (Mika)
*Kouklitsa, _kouklitsa_ in Minecraft (Eleni)
*LaurenzSide (but uploads on LaurenzLIVEside and streams it on Twitch), LaurenzSide (Lauren)
*GeminiTay, GeminiTay in Minecraft (Taylor)
*HBomb94, HBomb94 in Minecraft (Liam)
*Quig, Quig in Minecraft (Ryan)
====MC Championship====
MC Championship is a Minecraft tournament for YouTubers and streamers run by the Noxcrew, in which 10 teams of four compete in a series of 8 minigames decided by the participants. A point multiplier makes each game worth more as each round passes, incentivizing teams to vote for games they might be bad at early on in the event. In the end, the two teams with the most points face off in a round of ‘Dodgebolt’ to decide the winner of the tournament. This makes it possible for a team to win despite potentially having fewer points than the runner-up.
*MC Championship 1: Team Yellow Chickens
**Teamed with WilburSoot, Ph1LzA and Ryguyrocky
***Placed 32nd individual and his team placed 7th overall.
*MC Championship 2-34: Did not participate
==Roblox==
Originally, on 1 April 2018, Welsh signed up to Roblox on the account 'Jdawgmadfresh' He said that he quit Minecraft as it was "irrelevant" and started to play McDonald's Tycoon on Roblox, asking people to buy his Minecraft server "Skycade" as april fools joke. More than a year later on 27 April 2019, Welsh ordered a gig from Fiverr named 'i will play Roblox with u and join whatever game u want just tell me your username in a feature and I'll find it so we can play' where he got into a call with a person called Hector and played another game.
He did not touch Roblox again until August 3, 2020, where he asked people to follow him on Roblox to get a Roblox Creator Award. To get one, one needs to suffice the criteria of 100,000 followers, so Welsh set out a campaign to follow his Roblox account on JackSucksAtStuff. Welsh is also considering creating a new YouTube channel focused on Roblox in order to achieve this award, as the requirements for the award require him to have at least 10 million views on Roblox-related content. He may also just post this content on JackSucksAtStuff. Then later on, in 2020, Welsh's Roblox account was follow-botted to over 300,000 followers. He did not receive it so Welsh later traded with Deeter Plays by giving a gold play button for the cube. 
== Wikitubia and Wikipedia Vandalism ==
On November 5, 2019, Welsh uploaded the video "I edited my own Wikipedia to say whatever I want" showcasing him editing his article on Wikitubia, a Fandom wiki about YouTubers. He purposely vandalised the page while adding some new information.​​​​​​ He even made an entire series regarding editing Wikitubia and Wikipedia, which was decently successful taking into account his average views at the time. In the initial video, he changed his name to 'The Handsome JackSucksAtLife' and updated some outdated information.
Welsh also went on the "Bishop Auckland" Wikipedia page (the place where he was born) and started editing that by adding himself to the bottom of the notable people list. After the video came out, the articles got brigaded, causing them to be locked. The page is currently semi-protected owing to the huge amount of vandalism.
Two days after the initial video, Welsh uploaded "I got permanently banned from Wikipedia.." where he showed that he cannot have a Wikipedia page, with heavy criticism from the team at Wikipedia, whilst , one of the then-bureaucrats at Wikitubia, wrote an email thanking Welsh for his video and the publicity. After showing the email, he showed some of the funny vandalism which was caused on both his Wikitubia page and the Bishop Auckland Wikipedia page.
A month after this video, Welsh uploaded the video "I became a Wikipedia staff member" (though it was on Wikitubia rather than Wikipedia; a case of clickbait) where he started editing his and other YouTubers' articles, with permission from the administrators.
==Gaming setup==
Welsh's recently gotten a new PC from PCSpecialist and set it up in the video "Building My DREAM Youtube PC Set Up!".
===PC specifications===
*CPU: Intel Core i9 13900K (3.0 GHz) (24 Core)
*GPU: Nvidia GeForce RTX 4090
*Motherboard: ASUS ROG MAXIMUS Z790 HERO
*RAM: Corsair Dominator Platinum 64GB (2x 32GB) DDR5 5200MHz
*SSD: 2x 2TB Samsung 990 Pro, M.2, PCIE 4.0 NVMe
*PSU: Corsair 1200W HX Series, Modular, 80 Plus Platinum
*Case: Coolermaster Masterbox TD500 Mesh ARGB Gaming Case
He currently has two monitors, one being his original one from 2014. The microphone he uses is an Shure SM7B which he upgraded from the Technica AT2020 in September 2022 as shown in "Reacting to my OLD Youtube Set Ups". He curently uses the AKG K702 headset.
The rest of his specifications can be found, with Amazon affiliate links, in all of Welsh's video descriptions. For recording software, Welsh previously used Fraps but now he uses OBS to capture his gameplay. He would then edit his videos using Sony Vegas however his editor Kai Ross-Best edits a large portion of the videos that he puts on his channel, as well as Becky. Welsh creates all of his own thumbnails using Photoshop.
==Personal life==
Jack Massey Welsh was born on 24 June 1996, and grew up in Ramshaw, Bishop Auckland, County Durham, England. He has an older brother. He has lived all across the United Kingdom, including North Yorkshire and Newcastle upon Tyne, but is currently living in Nottinghamshire. "Also, it was Staindrop Comprehensive that I went to, in County Durham [...]" In his earlier years, he attended Staindrop Comprehensive School in Staindrop, a town 12 kilometres southwest of his hometown of Bishop Auckland.
He has a girlfriend, Rebeccahttps://youtu.be/p4O4HJi53T8?t=99 (Becky) Taylor, who edits most of his videos, and a Jack Russell Terrier dog named Kong. "[reading Wikitubia article] 'Kong, Jack's other dog.' [looks at dog] Kong! You've got your own little bit! Kong, look!" When Becky moved in with him, she also took her family's Norfolk Terrier dog Flossy; many fans believed Flossy was Jack's dog. On the 8 September 2023, Becky announced via Twitter that Flossy † had sadly passed away at 18 years old.
Welsh has visited Ireland, France, Spain, Turkey, Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, Hong Kong and the United States.
Recently, Welsh has partially revealed some of his political views after booing Margaret Thatcher https://youtu.be/hVhXVOCh8E0?t=398 and saying he is in full support of Niko Omilama making fun of Rishi Sunak and The Conservatives. https://youtube.com/watch?v=i0bzj63so_U&t=1121
==Quotes==
*"I was young! I was foolish!"
*"(pretending to be Doni Bobes) I love JackSucksAtLife, he so sexy!"
*"Women can also kill prostitutes, it's 2019."
*"Becky and I have done a lot of spudgering together and those corners are bloody nightmare."
*"Where's my spudger? I haven't spudged anything in ages I just wanna spudge all over the places."
*"Stop talking like an old man and fuck me."
*"I don't read any of your comments, I hate every single one of you, I'm in this for the money. Kill yourselves!"
*"Get diddled." / "You can't diddle a diddle boy!" (trolling)
*"Hello, my name is Jeremy, and welcome to episode __ of X-Life!" (X-life)
*"I have an anti-clockwise hair whorl!"
*"If there's no swastika, there's no kazoo."
*"You naughty little nelly."
*"I've activated my bloody vampire rage!" (Harmony Hallow)
*"I said a joke, not a poem!" (Hacker Trolling, asking for jokes after a poem episode)
*"You and your penis should be staying inside!"
*"I just wanna see someone kill themselves!"
*"Where's me penis, give me my penis."
*"I've got my hands on my bits and bobs."
*"They'll never find me in Mexico!"
*"I respect a man that gives a wolf some privacy when there having hanky-panky with one another."
*"Get gone cheese scone!"
*"It never quite smelled the same since I urinated when drunk..."
*"I wouldn't mind gluing our asses together!"
*"What's a guy gotta do to get a penis around here?"
*"Oh, look! It's a- it's a willy!"
*"I've never seen so many asses in one place!"
*"(reading Michael's email) Stop sending me winking emojis, Michael!"
*"Kai, swirly time!"
*"Guys we need some context for these quotes, okay?"
*"I once landed in a recycling box."
*"If you want to gain followers on social media all you have to do is, I'm not going to tell people to kill themself."
*"181 people shove their fingers right up that man's rectum."
*"Do you like my French? Weel"
*"But cocaine's alright, right?"
*"I'm just going to dump Becky by the side of the road..."
*"Well you know what that means? Naked pixelated Minecraft lady equals Jellybean."
*"They don't know I recently drowned their cousin's entire family."
*"I'm not the kind of person who disagrees with a 7 foot-grizzly bear."
*"Taste my hoe, bitch."
*"Let's impregnate this young lady."
*"Oh my god, it's a lady's ass."
*"I've not really had that much sex." (accidentely mispronouncing "success" while talking about the success he had on his spanish channel, JackSucksAtEspanol)
*"I, am, a Rhombus!"
*"Let's get blown guys!"
*I just want to see a slightly fatter Logan Paul with his arm around me, is that to much to ask?
*Elon, press the horn!
==Trivia==
*His editor has a YouTube channel named "Kai Ross-Best". His girlfriend, Becky, edits for his Tesla channel, "Jack Massey Welsh," and his main channel, "JackSucksAtLife." Additionally, George manages and edits for his clips channel and TikTok. Wilbur Soot also edited some videos for him.
*He has a phobia of blood, and once fainted into a recycling bin when his Electronics teacher mentioned blood in a health and safety demonstration.
*He is vegetarian.
*His fan base is unofficially called the "Jackoffs" due to a Reddit post.
*He submitted a form to complete a challenge for the Guinness Book of World Records four different times.
*He has a phobia of wrists.
*He is 6' (183 cm).
*He can ride a unicycle.
*He appeared on DramaAlert after posting a video about him buying a YouTube Play Button, as well as when he received 100 million briefcase and when he bought KSI's Diamond Play Button.
*After making a video about acquiring PewDiePie's Play Button, the official YouTube channel posted a comment.
*Kai had once taken over his channel due to Welsh spilling juice on his computer (which caused him to buy a "non-fancy" graphics card - an NVIDIA GTX 1050).
*His dream car used to be a Tesla Model X, before he decided that he preferred the Model 3; however, Welsh could not afford the Model X so he went with the Tesla Model 3. He purchased the Tesla Model 3 on 10 September 2019, which he received in late November or early December. He changed his mind about the Tesla Model X due to the vertical screen.
*He used to own a goat named Sparkles. Sparkles was able to cross the road while she looked both ways before crossing and was considered "talented" by Welsh.
*He did a video on the YouTuber Jon Joe's Fast Facts after fans of Welsh reported ads linking to his video on Welsh while watching Welsh's video. Jon Joe replied to Welsh on Twitter.
**He challenged Jon Joe to make a video with 10 fast facts about all of his channels. Jon Joe has delivered, even making a video about his channel with the longest name (JACKSEPICYOUTUBECHANNELFULLOFFUNTIMESANDFUNHIRICKXHASNOTHINGONMEIAMTHESUPERIORCHANNELIHAVEMORECHARACTERSTHANALLOFJACKSYOUTUBECHANNELSCOMBINEDHAHAHAHAIHAVEMORECHARACTERSTHANJACKSUCKSATLIFEJACKSUCKSATSTUFFJACKMASSEYWELSHJACKSUCKSATGEOGRAPHYJACKSUCKSATCLIPSSAMSMELLSOFAPRICOTSJACKSUCKSATPOPUPPIRATEETCETCIMAGINETHISONAPLAYBUTTONJESUSCHRISTBTWPLEASESUBSCRIBETHANKYOUVERYMUCHHIRICKXxXxXX) within two days of the channel being announced.
*His name has been misspelt on many occasions. Notably, on an Urban Dictionary definition, being misspelt to 'Jack Masey Walsh' and in the description of Jon Joe's previously mentioned ad, where Massey was misspelt to Messey.
*He beat JeromeASF in a Minecraft duel on a server while recording by tricking him into a screenshot and then punching him off.
*He and Becky had a pet hen named King Harold.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3Ij8kAbVTg&t=198s
*He was banned on Hypixel for joining for a few seconds on a hacked client which was made purposely for him. His ban expired on 6 March 2020. He lost his YouTube rank for 6 months on Hypixel too. Previously, Welsh has joined Hypixel twice with a hacked client.
*He uses for recording videos as evidenced by his new setup tour, but he used to use for recording videos as evidenced by his "program is not responding" errors which looked like those of Windows 10 while playing Minecraft, on JackSucksAtStuff.
*He does not consider T-Series as a YouTuber, and considers PewDiePie the most subscribed YouTuber along with going over Bitch Lasagna's and PewDiePie's oldest video's first comments. This may be considered controversial since there are YouTubers who are structurally like an organisation but are seemly run by a YouTuber such as ChannelFrederator's various channels.
*He used to curse in his videos. However, he criticised his past self for cursing in a video. He has, although, said words like "shit," "bitch," and "bastard" in recent videos.
*The most different face cams in a video was 6.
*He did not wear trousers in a video, as revealed by Kai censoring him while leaving the room with a warning to Kai, and his reason for his clothing choice was due to the high temperature.
*He also did not wear any underwear in his Eboys audition.
*Despite an entire video covering the removal of one of his most popular videos, the video can still be viewed in the Wayback Machine and is in the description as an unlisted video.
*He has about 18 pet fishes, but their names are not known.
*His middle name originates from a Massey Ferguson tractor as his father was interested in tractors.
*He is left-handed.
*He was and still is a musician of very obscure instruments, such as the kazoo, flute (recorder), nose flute, otamatone and the vuvuzela. He probably is talented in more instruments. He usually showcased this talent in old JackSucksAtLife Reddit videos, most notably the kazoo but included his whole repertoire of instruments.
*He used to have a dog named Zack.
*He urinated in public, as mentioned in a "GeoGuessr in real life" video which is illegal in the UK. Also in the "GeoGuessr in real life video," Welsh went into the Egleton Birdwatching Centre without a permit.
*He has encouraged his subscribers to subscribe to Glen’s Freight and Heritage Train Videos to get a play button due to the long channel name, and this lead to Glen having 27 subscribers to over 9 thousand subscribers. He also occasionally encourages people to subscribe to small channels by placing their links in the description.
*He is a massive Doctor Who fan and has a toy of K-9 (which he loves), some Captain Jack Harkness action figures, a few posters, and even a prop from Doctor Who series 1 episode 7 "The Long Game".
*His go-to fruit would be a red grape.
*He likes to brag a lot about his anti-clockwise hair whorl in his reddit videos.
*Welsh has some running gags on his channel including Fiverr Jesus "So, I'm on a new account because Jesus knows who I am, but, just in case you're not familiar with Jesus Christ, this is what he does." (as well as other Fiverr gigs including Varun Karkhanis "Varun Karkhanis has been with us since the beginning, but nobody talks about him." and a Robert DeNiro impression "DeNiro has actually responded!") and his collection of creator awards.
*Videos edited by Becky have a circular facecam, and those previously edited by Kai have a square facecam. This changed in this video when Kai figured out how he can change the face cam shape into a circle.
*He once flew in a helicopter as a result of his father winning a bet in a pub.
*His favourite fruit is a strawberry.
*Welsh supports gay marriage.
*He has managed to send MrBeast's 100 million subscriber button to space.
*Welsh's mother wanted to call him "Caleb", but eventually both of his parents settled on the name "Jack", because it was a tradition in his dad's familyhttps://youtu.be/KnNY3377d5k?t=1323 to alternate between naming children Jack and John; Jack's dad is called John, his granddad is called Jack and his great-granddad is called John.https://youtu.be/cRWFGWbCJWk?t=240
*Welsh was on crutches during early July of 2021.
*Welsh's 1000th subscriber on SamSmellsOfApricots was named Victor Svensen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_iCfTriXAc
*Welsh was a Content Moderator for Wikitubia for about 9 days while making the video "I became a Wikipedia staff member"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x80n-4qSXlY&t=26shttps://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AJackmasseyw
*On April 2024, Yellow Hellow (from the Yellow's Land episode "Inside the Phone") made a tiny cameo in a Reddit video of his on JackSucksAtStuff, which resulted in Leyjammer getting millions of views and subs for the well-known series Yellow's Land.
*His dream car is a Porsche Taycan.
==Subscriber milestones==
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===Don't Subscribe ===
===JackSucksAtEspañol ===
=== Jack Massey Welsh===
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===JackSucksAtClips ===
===turd boi420===
===JackSucksAtPopUpPirate===
===No Context JackSucksAtLife===
===pretty woman kitchen===
== Gallery==
Jacksucksatlife.jpeg|Welsh with his "LOVELY" beanie
Jacksucksatlifekazoo.png|Welsh in a huge pile of kazoos
Jackwithwikitubiaplaque.jpeg|Welsh holding the Wikitubia plaque he got sent
JackSucksAtLifeDiamondSuit.jpeg|Welsh wearing a diamond armour suit
Jack Welsh's Play Button Collection.jpeg|Welsh's collection of play buttons (and plaques)
Jsalplaques.jpeg|Welsh with his play buttons and dogs
Annotation 2020-02-19 173737.png|Welsh's ban notice on Hypixel Network
CE6EB86D-CC89-4F4D-974A-90536C6C5C13.jpeg|Welsh in a hotel pool
Jack2018.jpg|Welsh in 2018
JackYoutooz.jpg|Welsh's Youtooz, released 25 September 2020
A544CA7B-87A5-45A1-9641-CABD75B3DF25.png|Jack holding his YouTube Diamond Play Button
F4DD6ABC-6B64-415B-909E-F55456ED74F9.jpeg|Welsh with Becky's dog, Flossy
JackRoblox.png|Welsh's Roblox avatar
Jacksucksatgeography box final-uri3.webp|Jacksucksatgeography's Youtooz
File:JackSucksAtLifeDiamondSuit.jpeg|Welsh in his Minecraft diamond armor suit
JackWith2007Playbutton.png|Welsh holding the 2007 YouTube playbutton
==See also==
*JackSucksAtLife on the MrBeast Wiki
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