Objectively Speaking

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
* The guildmaster abruptly recalls that she had another commission to assign you─once again for Robert of the Sultansworn. Craft a pair of fang earrings and a brass gorget and present them to Serendipity for inspection.
* Gigi somehow manages to praise your handiwork and deeply offend Serendipity. In any case, both the guildmaster and her assistant judge the items fit for delivery. Take them to Robert outside the Goldsmiths' Guild.
* Robert is surprised to learn that the goldsmith who prepared his order was in fact you, not Mistress Serendipity. He apologizes for the misunderstanding, and mentions that he will be keeping his eye on you from now on. Return to the guildmaster and tell her that the commission is complete.
* While bemused at first, Serendipity quickly decides that Robert's mistake is proof of your tremendous growth as a goldsmith.
※The next goldsmith quest will be available from Serendipity upon reaching level 20.
==Objectives==
* Present a pair of fang earrings and a brass gorget to Serendipity.
* Deliver the fang earrings and the brass gorget to Robert.
* Report to Serendipity.
==Script==
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Serendipity 	You would not believe what just happened, [Player Name]! Gigi touched my...my bottom!
Serendipity 	I was assisting one of my goldsmiths when he reached out and grabbed it without warning! Then he has the gall to say that my bottom “lacks sufficient shape and tone!”
Serendipity 	I feel so violated...and insulted. I'm glad Robert wasn't here to─
Serendipity 	Oh, that reminds me! Robert was back again with another commission. This time, he wants a pair of fang earrings and a brass gorget made.
Serendipity 	And not by just any goldsmith, mind you. He specifically requested the artisan who crafted the copper rings─that's you, [Player Name]! He must be really impressed by your work!
Serendipity 	When the accessories are ready, pray present them for my inspection. I want to ensure that Robert's completely satisfied.
Serendipity 	How are the earrings and the gorget coming along? I don't want to keep Robert waiting.
Serendipity 	Impressive work, [Player Name]! You clearly have an affinity for brass. The fine touches on these earrings, in particular, are─
Gigi 	NE※GIGIGI★※...
FaNgS...bRaSs...ThIs PrEsEnTs A dIlEmMa. I sHoUlD nOt LiKe ThEsE iTeMs, BuT tHeY fEel...FrEsH. yOuR nUmErOuS mIsTaKeS, wHeN tAkEn ToGeThEr, gIvE tHeM aN eNdEaRiNg QuAlItY.
Gigi 	I aM rEmInDeD oF sErEnDiPiTy. HeR mEaGeR bOsOm AnD uNtOnEd BuTtOcKs ArE─
Serendipity 	GIGI! I'll have you know that my bosom is quite ample, and my bottom is...is as firm as can be! I simply don't wear clothing that─
Serendipity 	Wait, this has nothing to do with anything! And I refuse to be party to a debate over my own...body parts!
Serendipity 	We were talking about the earrings and the gorget you made, [Player Name]. Both called for brass, which is more useful than you may realize.
Serendipity 	While it isn't the fanciest metal around, it can be made to resemble gold in appearance if shaped and polished well.
Serendipity 	And despite Gigi's comments, I believe you've done an excellent job. Robert will doubtless agree.
Serendipity 	Since he requested that you make these items, I suppose you should be the one to deliver them... <sigh> You'll find him outside, as before.
Robert 	Good to see you again, [Player Name]. I take it the earrings and the gorget are ready?
Robert 	By the gods, the craftsmanship is exquisite! This isn't gear to be worn...but art to be admired!
Robert 	It is of little wonder that Serendipity was named guildmaster at such a young age. She is a woman of incomparable talent, and a rare beauty besides.
Robert 	...What? It was you who crafted these!? Well now...this is an unexpected development. I will have to keep my eye on both you and your lovely guildmaster. My thanks, [Player Name].
Serendipity 	He thought it was my handiwork? I don't know what to say...
Serendipity 	For a customer to mistake your work for mine speaks to your growth as a goldsmith. At the rate you're improving, I can only imagine what customers will be saying about you years from now!
 	
Robert 	Apologies for the misunderstanding, [Player Name]. I'll be sure to request you by name next time. Oh, and do tell your lovely guildmaster that I look forward to seeing her again.
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Disciple of the Hand Quests in Final Fantasy XIV