Harkinian Mistakes Gwonam's House for Ganon's

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King Harkinian and Zelda arrive in what they believe is Ganon's lair, but they are informed otherwise.
Harkinian: Zelda, this is Ganon's place! Look at the floor-
Gwonam: At last! You have found my house!
Harkinian: I won't tolerate hyperbole.
Gwonam: Who said you have to?
Harkinian: I did.
Gwonam: You can fook off now.
Harkinian: I won't tolerate this shit. Fuck off!
Gwonam: This is MY house!
Harkinian: I don't fucking care, you sack of shit!
Zelda: Father, what if...
Harkinian: Shut the fuck up.
Zelda: But father, what if Gwonam...
Harkinian: I said shut the fuck up. What can he do?
Gwonam: I have given you many blessings, and what has happened? This is how you repay me?
Harkinian: That is the door. I expect you to use it.
Gwonam: You have risen my anger to unharmony. Enough is enough! SQUADALAH!
Gwonam attempts to kill Harkinian with a curse.
Harkinian: OAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Zelda: Father!
Silence. Gwonam's curse had failed as Harkinian is still alive, unharmed.
Gwonam: What the Fuck?
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