Shtuff Happens

==Prologue: Shtuff Happens==
:FIRST, THERE WAS A FRENCH FRY,
::THEN THERE WAS TOLIET MASTER,
::::NOW... SHTUFF HAPPENS
:(That is all you should suspect so far)
==Chapter 1: More Shtuff Happens==
Chill watches TV in his igloo
Reporter Susan: And in two days this year's Annual Winter Competition Extreme will go live!
A shot of the Ski Hill with penguins adding finishing touches is shown onscreen
Reporter Susan: The first of these activities take place at the Ski Hill! Each sport lasts two days and within that period will be four rounds! Athletes will compete in a wide variety of custom-made tracks and stadiums in sled racing, the new ski track, the renovated snowboarding track, the upgraded ice rink and let's not forget the snowball fights! Now we want to know what are your thoughts!
Reporter Susan interviews a nearby buff Team Blue member wearing hockey gear
Penguin #7: BROS! THIS IS GONNA BE TOTALLY RAD! I'M GONNA SHOW THE WORLD ON LIVE TELEVISION WHAT A REAL CHAMPION LOOKS LIKE!
Reporter Susan interviews a veteran Team Red snowboarder
Penguin #14: Psyched to competing in this year's competition! Let's go for a good one!
Reporter Susan interviews a Team Green professional snowball fighter
Penguin #22: I can't wait to throw my fastball at an unexpecting competitor! You really don't know what it's like until you see that look on their face! They just lost a point, I RULE!!
Reporter Susan interviews a new addition to the Team Yellow sled team
Penguin #17: I really can't wait to be apart of this! I remember watching TV and wishing I could be there! Now here I am! Dreams DO come true!!
Penguin #8: I think sledding is dumb, I mean twenty coins per victory? I could earn more by walking my puffle.
A group of nearby penguins and Penguin #17 stare at Penguin #8
Penguin #8: Also, you all overreact whenever your team loses, it's just a game, who cares who wins?
Penguin #8 suddenly gets ambushed by a ton of sledding fans
Reporter Susan: Some interesting opinions! Back to you Tom
Reporter Tom: Certainly a thrilling month for every athletic penguin! The winner of their speciality will receive not only a shiny trophy but a 1,000,000 coin prize as well!
Chill turns off his TV
Chill: …Time to become athletic :D Anyone wanna join me in being athleticness?!
All of Chill's Puffles run away
Chill: C'mon how hard could it possibly be? :|
Chill drags an old dusty treadmill from his basement and plugs it in
Chill: It's just walking extra fast, how hard cud it be? :D
Chill tries to run on his treadmill but gets tired after a moment and falls off
Chill: Ow…
Penquino walks into Chill's Igloo
Penquino: Hey Chill! Didja hear about the competition they're going to hold? The prize is a MILLION coins! Do you know how much eggnog I could buy with that? *_*
Chill: I wud buy all the pie and pizzah in deh world with it *_*
Penquino: I think I'm going to try and sign up for Team Blue, cuz if I won then… I'd never be thirsty of eggnog again…
Chill: Orly? Imma sign up for Team Yellow so I can win some crap maybe :D
Penquino: WAIT! Does this mean we're rivals now? D:
Chill: I think so
Penquino: Oh okay
Penquino smacks Chill to the back of his igloo with a baseball bat and runs outside
Penquino: I'LL BEAT YOU TO THE REGISTRATION THEN!
Chill: Oh nu u wont >:O
Chill trips over his treadmill and faceplants while trying to get out his igloo
Chill: ow i'm okay
Chill keeps running until he runs out of breath again and passes out like a noob
Chill: HAY THAT'S NOT NOICE- *passes out*
MEANWHILE
Penquino walks over to the Ski Village
Penquino: He knows he can use his Spy Phone right? 
Penquino stops and sees a huge line for the sports signup
Penquino: D:
Penquino: Well, this is great…
Mario turns around
Mario: Hai CK
Penquino: Oh hey Mario, you beat me in line I guess…
Mario: Yes, yes I did
Penquino: :/
Mario: :)
Penquino: :/
Mario: :|
Penquino: This is taking a long time
Mario: I no :C
The line finally moves forward a little bit
Mario: Q-Q
Penquino: Welp since we've got the rest of the day, rock paper scissors?
Mario: But we have flippers
Penquino: Oh right…
AN AWKWARD SILENCE LATER
Mario: I'm rly bored :(
Chill finally arrives out of breath
Chill: DID I MAKE IT? :D
Penguino: You still got a line to go through
Chill: Aw nuts :|
MEANWHILE
Chicken: Bok bok bok buuuk…
Wizardboi: I already told you I'm going to make a cure, it just takes time! :|
Snowstormer: I'm fine with you taking as long as you want :D
Miron: k
Chicken: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!!!
Wizardboi: Oh SHADDAP
Wizardboi smacks the chicken with his cane
Chicken: BUK!!!!
Wizardboi puts a Goblin eye into his potion and smoke stuff happens!
Wizardboi: My cure is ready! Now drink it
Chicken: BUUUUUUUK!!!!
Wizardboi forces the cure down the Chicken's throat
Chicken: BUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chicken turns back into Penstubal
Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!!
Wizardboi: You all volunteered to stay with me so you could help me with my potions!
Miron: but we never volunteered, you just kept us in cages
Wizardboi: Oh riiiiiiiiiiiight, then you're still to help me perfect my potions!
Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO
A crystal ball starts flashing across the room
Wizardboi: This is unattended for
Wizardboi throws Penstubal back in his cage with Snowstormer and Miron and then walks over to his crystal ball
Wizardboi: Hmm…
Wizardboi taps his crystal ball and an image of a weird red thing falling from space is shown on it
Wizardboi: What does this mean?
Snowstormer: You'll let us go? :D
Wizardboi: Of course not :D
Snowstormer: k
On the crystal ball, the strange red thing sudden crashes in the wilderness somewhere
Wizardboi: Time for investigation! Stay here, oh wait you have no choice! :D
Wizardboi teleports away
Miron: wow rood
Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO!! WE'LL BE HERE FOREVER!!!!
Snowstormer: :/
MEANWHILE WITH WIZARDBOI AND THE THING
Wizardboi looks at a large red egg
Wizardboi: No… this couldn't be… it's… you…
The egg cracks open and out of it comes red stuff
Wizardboi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Wizardboi teleports away
Red Stuff: BLUBRBGRBKRPLRBTRB!!
Red Stuff stands up, taking the form of a disoriented penguin and runs away on all fours
MEANWHILE
Chill, Penquino and Mario all finally move ahead again
Mario: IT'S SO BORING Q-Q
Penquino: I wish we could skip line :|
Chill: Wud i get banned for shoving people out of the way putting me first in line?
Penquino: maybe
The line moves forward again
Penquino: :O
Mario: IS THERE HOPE?
About 10 minutes later
Chill: i think u jynxed it :C
Mario: :C
Isai walks by
Isai: HI GUISE!
Mario: hi Isai
Isai: Are you in line for the Winter Competition?
Chill: yup, and its takin' forever :|
Isai: Oh, that's too bad… WELL CYA!
Isai enters the Everyday Phoning Facility
Penquino: :|
Suddenly the entire line runs away screaming
Chill: Oh kewl they left :D
The Party moves ahead to the registration booth
Penguin #40: Hey! Are you here to signup for the Winter Competition?
All: Yuss :D
Penguin #40: Okay so tell me your age, gender and preferred team and activity
Mario: Uh, I think I don't know my age
Chill: Same
Penquino: Yeah I dunno
Penguin #40: You don't know your age? Uh, okay… I'll leave that blank then for you all… How about your gender?
Mario: And I haz mustache :D
Chill: And I haz party hats :D
Penquino: And I haz a 3D Glasses! B)
Penguin #40: So you're all male?
Mario: Uh… sure
Penguin #40: And your teams?
Mario: RED :D
Penquino: BLUE :D
Chill: YELLOW :D
Mario: Wait so we're all enemies?
Penquino: Yuss
Mario whacks Penquino and Chill with a baseball bat, knocking them both out
Mario: :D
Penguin #40: And you're all registered! Wait, why are they knocked out?
Red Stuff: BLUBRBGRBKRPLRBTRB!!
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S A THING!!!!! TAKE THESE GUYS, THEY'RE MEANINGLESS TO ME NOW!!!
Mario throws Penquino and Chill at Red Stuff and runs off
Chill wakes up
Chill: Huh? AAAAAAAAAH IT'S A THING TAKE THIS GUY HE'S MEANINGLESS TO ME NOW!!!
Chill throws Penquino at Red Stuff and runs away with Mario
Penquino wakes up
Penquino: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaah crap, there's no one left to throw ;~;
Red Stuff almost swallows Penquino but gets saved by magic
Wizardboi: That was a close one! RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK!
Penquino: Thank goodness, I didn't wanna die this early in the story
Fourth Wall: OW!
Penquino runs away
Wizardboi: YOU AND I HAVE UNFINISHED BUISNESS DON'T WE?
Red Stuff stares at Wizardboi from an angle
Wizardboi: COME AND GET ME THEN-
Red Stuff suddenly consumes Wizardboi
Wizardboi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
rip in potatoes
==Chapter 2: Shtuff Attacks==
TO BE CONTINUED
Category:Stories
Category:Not So EPF-B series