Cinco De Mayo

Cinco De Mayo is the 15th episode of Season 2 of Basket Sponge.
It is the 36th overall episode of the series.
==Plot==
The team falls in love with a new taco joint downtown, but Mr. Krabs is jealous of the business. 
==Story==
[After winning a game against the New Community Patriots, the Bulldogs leave happily]
LeBron: Let's go to Taco Hell and celebrate! My treat!
Larry: The new taco place downtown?
SpongeBob: I heard it's really good.
Plankton: Taco Hell, here we come!
Squidward: Woot! Woot!
[The team arrives at Taco Hell]
LeBron: Nothin' better than some tacos from Taco Hell!
Patrick: Si, senor! Me encanta tacos y burritos!
Squidward: What did he just say?
LeBron: It's Spanish, yo.
Squidward: Do you speak it?
LeBron: No, but seriously, what did you assume it was? Chinese?
Squidward: Touche.
SpongeBob: What language is “touche”?
Squidward: (facepalm) Arabic, SpongeBob. Arabic.
SpongeBob: Yaaay!!!!
Lexi: These tacos aren't the only thing I want in my mouth. (grabs Patrick and starts making out with him)
Patrick: (blushes) Babe, not in front of this Mexican dude!
[The manager of Taco Hell is greeting them]
Carlos: Hola! Me llamo Carlos!
Larry: I don't speak Mexican.
LeBron: (punches him) It's Spanish, jerk!
Larry: Oww, gosh.
Carlos: Si, es Espanol. Te gusta su tacos?
Larry: Me no speak-o Spanish-o, weird-o.
LeBron: (punches him) We can't understand him, but atleast be polite!
Larry: How?
LeBron: Nod your head, and say “Si.”
Larry: Oh. Si.
SpongeBob: You own a great restaurant, Carlos. I think Taco Hell is the greatest restaurant in Bikini Bottom!
Krabs: (gasps)
Carlos: Gracias, amigo! Adios! (goes back to the kitchen)
Krabs: SpongeBob, what was that?
SpongeBob: I complemented him. Taco Hell is amazing.
Krabs: What about the Krusty Krab, lad!
SpongeBob: It's okay, but times are changing....
Squidward: Mexicans are taking over our jobs.
SpongeBob: I didn't mean like that, Squidward.
Krabs: Fine! I'll show you the Krusty Krab can have tacos!
Squidward: Don't try to compete, Mr. Krabs.
Krabs: But they're stealing me customers! This place is jam-packed!
LeBron: Well, it is waaay better than the Krusty Krab.
Krabs: …....
LeBron: No offense.
Plankton: Hmm.....maybe I should focus on stealing the TACO formula instead of the stupid Krabby Patty formula!
Krabs: I'll help you with that!
Plankton: Really?
Krabs: Heck yeah! We can put this place out of business!
Plankton: Sweet!
[They shake hands]
Krabs: You're the evil genius. Any suggestions?
Plankton: (grins) Operation Taco Hell is a go!
[The Next Day]
Krabs: (walks up to the counter) Hello, I'd like to order-
Carlos: Hola! Como esta?
Krabs: Yes, um-
Carlos: Cinco De Mayo Feliz!!!!
Krabs: What the Taco Hell is he saying....
Plankton: Cinco De Mayo is the Spanish name for May 5th. 
Krabs: May 5th was over a month ago!
Plankton: I guess every day is Cinco De Mayo to this guy...
Carlos: Hola! Muchachos grandes!
Krabs: You're creeping me out. Just give me a taco.
Carlos: Si! Tacos! 
[He hands Mr. Krabs a taco]
Krabs: Yes! We got one! Let's take it back to the lab, Plankton!
Plankton: Umm, why does the taco have a timer going off?
[The taco has a bomb inside it; the taco explodes]
Krabs: ….this dude is smarter than we thought.....
Carlos: Si! Tu eres muy tonto y feo!
[Carlos throws Krabs & Plankton out of the restaurant]
Krabs: What do we do now?
Plankton: I've been failing at stealing your formula for YEARS! Do you really think I have a better plan?
Krabs: Hmmm.....we need to DESTROY Taco Hell! Mwahahahahahahah!!!!
Plankton: (looks at his watch) It's time for basketball practice, Eugine. We'll destroy Taco Hell afterwards.
Krabs: Alright.
[They go to practice at the Bulldogs' gym]
LeBron: Alright, team. I have an announcement.
SpongeBob: Fire away, Coach!
Patrick: Okay! (lights SpongeBob's shoe on fire)
SpongeBob: Not THAT kind of fire, Pat!!!
Patrick: Oh. Whooooops.
Lexi: Good things your sexy.
Patrick: Raaar. (winks)
Larry: You two make me sick.
Patrick: …..(lights Larry's foot on fire)
Larry: GAHH!!! CURSE YOU!!!!
LeBron: Team, settle down. I just wanted to let you know: Taco Hell will become our new hangout.
Krabs: What??
LeBron: After each game, whether we win or lose, we'll end the day with a nice team meal at Taco Hell!
Squidward: Woo-hoo! That place is the bomb!
Krabs: It literally IS the bomb. The manager put a bomb in my taco!
Plankton: We were trying to still his formula, though....
LeBron: Listen, I know you two are restuarant-owners, but please. Do NOT sabatoge Taco Hell. If you try any more funny business, I'll have you removed from the team! Do you understand?
Krabs: (gulp) Yessir.
Plankton: Yes ma'am, ahhh sir.....
LeBron: Good.
[On the way home from practice]
Krabs: Barnacles! What the Taco Hell do we do now?
Plankton: Hmmm.....
Krabs: I want to ruin Taco Hell....but I don't wanna lose my membership of the team!
Plankton: There's only one thing we can do, Eugine.
Krabs: What's that?
Plankton: We speak to a TRUE evil mastermind.
Krabs: Oh! I like the sound of that!
[The two of them enter Man Ray's evil lair]
Man Ray: Ah, Plankton. Welcome. I see you brought your fat foe.
Plankton: We're working together. And we need your help.
Man Ray: Ah. What devilish deeds do you need assistance on?
Krabs: There's this new restaurant downtown.....named Taco Hell.....
Man Ray: (eating a taco from Taco Hell) Oh......(quickly shoves the taco in his mouth) Never heard of it.
Krabs: Anyway, it's stealing our business.
Plankton: We tried stealing the formula, but the manager's a rather smart Mexican.
Man Ray: Ah, quite rare.
Krabs: Our coach, LeBron, loves the place. And he says if we destroy it, he'll remove us from the team!
Man Ray: Ah, you don't want to lose your team membership. 
Plankton: Exactly.
Man Ray: However, it is a price you must pay.
Plankton: …...
Man Ray: You have to think. What is more important to you: Your customers or your basketball team.
Krabs: Wow......I didn't think about that.....
Plankton: Stop beating around the bush! Enough of that shiz!
Man Ray: Ahem.
Plankton: We want YOU to destroy Taco Hell for us!
Man Ray: But I love tacos. What's in it for me?
[Plankton & Krabs look at eachother and grin]
Krabs: Tee-hee....
Man Ray: …..?
[The scene cuts to an image of Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy tied up, being held captive by Man Ray]
Man Ray: Thanks for turning in these two! I've been battling these heroes for years!
Plankton: No problem!
Krabs: They're senial, anyway.
Mermaid Men: (tied up) Ketchup must be stopped! …..(falls asleep)
Barnacle Boy: (tied up) I'm not senial, but I don't really care. (his nose falls off) Oww...
Krabs: And thanks for destroying Taco Hell!
Man Ray: No problem! It was a fair trade!
[Scene cuts to a bunch of ashes where Taco Hell used to be]
LeBron: (on the ground, crying) NOOOOOO!!!!!! I'll see you again in Heaven, Taco Hell!
Larry: (pats him on the back) There, there. It was just it's time.
LeBron: (punches him) No! It wasn't ready!
Larry: Ouch! What is it with you punching me in this episode?
LeBron: (punches him)
Larry: GAHHHH!!!!!!
SpongeBob: What happened to your restaurant, Carlos?
LeBron: Grrr.....it BETTER not have been Krabs and Plankton!
Carlos: No, no, es el Man Ray! El hombre feo!
Squidward: We don't know what your saying.....
Carlos: Hombre tonto! Hombre gordo!
LeBron: In the words of Buzz Lightyear: “You're a sad, strange little man.”
[The team leaves Carlos behind]
Carlos: …..man, people these days.
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