John

John Douglas is a guest at Ocean Squirts Luxury Beachside Accommodation, along with his wife Kerryn.  He once hurt his back slipping on a squirt in Room 65 (the Honeymoon Suite) (see Episode 3). In Episode 9 John complains about an 'off' squirt and is taken to visit the source of the squirts (the basement) by Jorme, the manager.
In Episode 14 John heard Jorme's tragic story about the murder of Jorme's lover Brorme. As a result he allowed Kerryn to then squirt Jorme as some consolation for his loss.
We next hear from John in the Ocean Squirts Cheese Tasting Sketch of Episode 22 where we find out that John and Kerryn have been guests at Ocean Squirts for the last three months. It is also revealed that 'in the before times' John ran a car sales business.
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