Strangers in the Night/Transcript

== Transcript ==
Benedict Cumberbatch: Thursday. 6:30 PM. It started out like any other night.
Callie: Sally, we’re gonna be late for the fair! Has anyone seen the yellow ribbon?
Shy Guy: I don’t know. What color is it? Ha! Yeah, I killed me!
Pete Jr.: Haha. You killed me!
Callie: Pete Jr., no arguments. It’s time to get ready for bed, okay?
Pete Jr.: Aw, sorry, Uncle Shy Guy, I guess I have to play with you later.
Baby Carter: Wait. Here’s that ribbon. But it’s wet.
Shy Guy: Forgot to tell ya, you’re out of floss.
Callie: Wonder if there’s a chance I can find some ribbon without meat on it.
Shy Guy: Not in that drawer.
Baby Carter: I might have some meatless ribbon in the garage.
Callie: Forget the ribbon. A science fair doesn’t need a ribbon! Ok, you have Emma’s number, right?
Baby Carter: Do you have any problems, Pete Jr.’s going to bed, I got a lot of reading to catch up on, and I’m sure Shy Guy might find something to do.
Callie: Make sure he doesn’t. (hugs Baby Carter)
(phone rings)
Baby Carter: Oh, I’ll get it.
Shy Guy: Hey, don’t worry about the old Shy Guy. Channel 9 is showing Psycho. Oh, and by the way, we’re out of popcorn.
Callie: I’ll put it on the shopping list next to floss.
Shy Guy: No chance to run out now and get it, I suppose.
Callie: Ugh.
Shy Guy: Right. I’ll see if I can just scrounge a few curdles from the sofa.
Sally: Ready. What do you think?
Callie: I love that dress.
Sally: Thanks.
Callie: Baby Carter. We’re leaving.
Baby Carter: Hold on, hold on, that was Herb from the office. The computer’s down. He can’t access the files. I gotta go in and reload the backups.
Callie: You have to go now?
Baby Carter: I got no choice, the budget’s due tomorrow.
Callie: Well, Baby Carter, we can’t leave Pete Jr. alone.
Shy Guy: I’m here.
Baby Carter: Well, maybe I can take him with me.
Callie: It’s a school night, he goes to bed in ten minutes.
Sally: I’ll stay.
Callie: Well, you can’t. You’re in the science fair.
Sally: Oh.
Shy Guy: I’m not.
Callie: Oh, this is just great. What are we going to do now?
Shy Guy: Oh! Hello! How about me?
Baby Carter: For what?
Shy Guy: To sit with Pete Jr.
Baby Carter: What do you think?
Callie: Come here. Do I suggest we let this imbecile with a mask watch Psycho while my son sleeps in the other room. No.
Shy Guy: Hey. No problem. Just leave me the keys to the liquor cabinet.
(Intro plays)
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