Alexa Jokes

Here is a list of various jokes that Alexa has said on the Amazon Echo or Fire stick.
== Jokes ==
* "Did you hear about the gargoyle who's getting married? It couldn't happen to a nice 'goyle!"
* What did the basketball say to the therapist? "I feel empty inside."
* Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
* How do you know you're in love with a robot? You feel a little spark!
* What do ya call a spider with mad dance skills? A dabby long legs!
* Why did the personal shopper cross the store? To get to the other size. 
* How do you stay warm on the Starship Enterprise? With a cloaking device!
* What happened when the math teacher gave out extra homework? The addition caused division to multiply! 
* What do you call two cows sunbathing together? Fine leathered friends. 
* Why was the dog proud of himself? Because he did his doody!
* What do you call Aquaman's friends who didn't show up to his party? Fish flakes.
* Why did the volleyball team get kicked out of the party? They spiked the punch!
* What do you call a herd of cows flying to Omaha? Steaks on a plane!
* What's the difference between hippo and Zippo? One is very heavy; the other's a little lighter.
* Why did the turkey cross the road? To strut his stuff-ing!
* what did the soap say to the bartender? “Gimme some suds, and put it on my tub.”