Underwear

Underwear is an invention that was invented for many purposes: an extra layer of protection from the elements, an extra layer of protection from Transportation Security Administration officials, hygiene, and most importantly, to prevent people from being lewd (but oddly enough, some kinds are lewd).
Furthermore, underwear has many uses: it can be worn in its intended location, it can be worn on the head, and some kinds can even be used as parachutes! (Don't try at home.)
==Magic underwear==
Magic underwear was invented in the 19th century by some guy after he got the idea from an ancient Egyptian manuscript. However, it turned out the manuscript was a 21st century fake planted by a time traveler from the 31st century.
==Types of mundane underwear==
*Tightie-whities: This is underwear that nerds wear. Other people might wear it, but in ways that peoples do not know about it.
*Boxers: This is underwear that you wear when you want your balls to be able to "breathe."
*Lingerie: This is underwear for lewdness or lewd activities (I refuse to elaborate). It is actually pronounced something like lonjer-AY, because the word was invented by French people who didn't know how English spelling works.
*Corsets: This is underwear that white people wore in the past because they had weird beauty standards back then.
*Panties (Japanese: パンツ): This is like tightie-whities for females, female-presenters, or male cross dressers, but it looks somewhat different. You can make unpentseptium with them if you combine them with monkey food, and molybdenum with them if you combine monkey food with them. The Japanese seem to be highly interested in this kind of underwear for some reason.
*Bras: This is underwear for booba. It is hard to take off. There is a Finnish band that named themselves after them.
== See also ==
* Captain Underpants
* Billy Herrington
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