Leroy Lebowsky

== Pre-Foundation History: ==
Mr. Lebowsky was found aimlessly wandering the streets of [REDACTED] during the hunt of AOI-EOI-████. After being subsequently harassed for its possessions by AOI-EOI-████, he was then subdued by present Agents, who managed to contain AOI-EOI-████ after offering various assorted fruits to it.
Prior to their scheduled administration of amnestics, Mr. Lebowsky mentioned that he was a musician and composer, and would prefer to not forget how to properly play the guitar. After several hours of deliberation, it was then agreed that he could take up the position of janitor at Site-0, and occasionally perform during lunch and break hours. However, staff were not informed of Mr. Lebowsky's love of the atonal, minimalistic, aleatoric, and pretty much any damn avant-garde genre of music. He was subsequently booed off the stage during his first performance for being unable to simultaneously play two marimbas. Due to this incident, Mr. Lebowsky has chosen not to respond to any negative criticism towards his music unless he is holding a microphone.
== Profile: ==
Though, many may find him irritating, Mr. Lebowsky is kind and does his job well. 
== Notes: ==
Please.. Please let me just.. I won't even kill him. Give him some amnestics and just throw him out. I can't with that fucking music anymore man. - Dr. [REDACTED]How the hell did this guy actually get anything here approved? - Dr. DanniesMr. Lebowsky has requested the transfer of Dr. Dannies to Site-██.He's god-awful at music. Have you even heard him perform 4'33"? Somehow, he managed to mess it up. - Dr. CageMr. Lebowsky has requested the removal of Dr. Cage from his position as a researcher.He begged me for help on writing this up. Christ, you should have seen the grammar errors alone. - Dr.[REDACTED].Mr. Lebowsky has requested the termination of all personnel that were asked to help forge his reports.
Category:SC-1
Category:The Humanitarian Division
Category:Humanitarian
Category:Janitor
Category:Site-0 (HQ)
Category:Male
Category:Human