@flan

official member of the flan clan.
SpongeBob: Soo long... [closes the door but then opens it with sad eyes. His sideburns fall off of his head. He starts throwing a big tantrum] I DON'T WANNA GROW UP! [holds up a giant chocolate chip cookie and snaps it in half in front of his face] I WANT COOKIES! [holds up a giant baby bottle with milk inside] AND "MILKIE"! [wears a sweater] I WANT A SWEATER WITH LOVE IN THE STITCHES! [runs around wearing a diaper with a blue pin on it as he's putting powder in the diaper] I WANNA WEAR "DIADIES"![rides in a wagon] I WANNA RIDE IN MY WAGON! [holds his giant teddy bear] I WANNA CUDDLE-WUDDLE WITH MISTER STUFFYKINS! [rides his old rocking horse with a sailor hat on and a lollipop] I WANNA ROCKY-ROCK ON MY SEAHORSEY! [holds up his bruised finger] AND I WANT KISSY-KISSY ON MY BOO-BOO! [The spoiled SpongeBob cries this instant as he falls on the floor in his front body, slamming his fists on the floor as if a kid was throwing a tantrum. He then rolls like a wheel. Grandma is shocked and sad for him. SpongeBob, sitting, sprays his tears in his mouth. Grandma thinks for a second. He ratchets like a lawn sprinkler, almost spinning around and sprays tears everywhere. He spins even faster and floods the whole house]Grandma: Take it easy, SpongeBob.[picks up the still-crying SpongeBob]SpongeBob. SpongeBob! [SpongeBob starts gasping after each cry. Grandma holds his lips, stopping SpongeBob's crying] You don't have to be a baby to get ol' Grandma's love. 
salt an flan dont mix only on some occasions irl