Edward Cullen versus Dracula

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Edward Cullen versus Dracula is the sixth battle of the second season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the twenty-first battle overall
== Battle Information ==
Pool as Edward Cullen
Ivo Hora as Dracula
AccordionChick as Buffy
Beat by 2Deep and DJ Flose
Released on November 22, 2013
== Lyrics ==
Cullen:What do we have here? A vampire? Pshht! Can’t beCan you even climb trees or run at super speeds?I’m a Cullen, which means that I’m forever ruthlessWhy the face Crapula? You’re looking pretty cluelessHeh, I may sparkle but at least I can go in the light!So don’t bother preparing for a battle with this creature of the nightPrepare for a stake to the heart like with your “buddy” Jon HarkerI’ll send you to Transylvania as the New Moon makes this battle darker
Dracula:The fuck am I doing, facing against this sparkly asswipe?The superior nosferatu, DRACULA’s the name and I don’t need light!You, a creature of the night? Bitch please, what a joke!Look deep into my flaming eyes and see what you’ve provoked!I’m the legendary vampire! No tale truly portrays me!Whereas you were created by a teen’s necrophilic fantasiesYou can’t scare me! Go run back to Fifty Shades of GrayOr enter into my castle and never see the light of day!
Cullen:Pfft, You can’t kill me, I’m the definition of invincible!Team Edward forever, fucker! I’m immortal! Eternal!*Edward is stabbed by Buffy*
Buffy:Let me silence up this bilge bat and show this Drac a better brawlerBuffy Summers! Vampire Slayer, Cheerleader and motherfucking ballerYou call yourself a vampire? I think you’re more of a tampon!After we’re done here, you’ll be seeing red! That’s something for you to suck on!I’ll burn you with a cross on fire and this can of hairsprayCall me a vampire predator because bitch, you’re my preyI’m gonna stab you so fast, you don’t even have time to think andThen I’ll finish your ass better than the old Abraham Lincoln
Dracula:According to this chick, I’m not worthy to be called a vampireHave you even seen the internet? I won the fucking Empire!I’ll drain your blood dry and you can call me Over Powered as fuckI can’t even begin to comprehend how much skill you lackI can smell your period cramps so don’t even try hiding!I’ll bash your door down fast, call me Johnny from the ShiningYou see this coat, these boots and these motherfucking fangs!?I have more than enough fashion sense to beat your whole gang
Buffy:The stakes are real high, and your victory isn't likelySo come on battyboy, why don't you just try to bite me?Remember that Buffy Summers, bitch, is one buff slayer!Holy shit, man, you’re finished. Time to go say your prayers
== Trivia ==
TBA
Category:Season 2
Category:Storm Four