Canceled?!

"Canceled?!" is the thirteenth episode of Season 3 of Life in Bikini Bottom, and the 42nd overall.
==Characters==
TBA
==Synopsis==
After being trapped in Area 51 for over a year, the SpongeCockians finally fight back and attempt to escape after meeting DanzxvFan8275. Meanwhile, Fricky plans his own escape from imprisonment in Bikini Bottom, and Sheldon Bastard gets Trump and Biden to turn on each other.
==Plot==
The episode begins with a time card that reads “1 UNPRODUCTIVE YEAR LATER…” as we see a building with a sign reading “Spectromite Entertainment.” As the card disappears, a jingle is heard singing “Spectromite Evil Incorporated… yep, fuck you Prim and Jess, we’re stealing your joke. What are you gonna do about it???”
The camera cuts inside where we see Phillydan25 (or DanzxvFan8275 for you POLITICALLY CORRECT SJW LIBTARDS!!!!!) at his desk, snoring while giggling. “Hahaha… big Lola boobies,” he says, as he starts to reach his hand down his pants. At that moment, the door in the office gets busted down, and we see a couple of large men enter the office. They walk to Dan’s desk, as Dan slides his hand out of his pants.
“Uh… what could I do for you fine gentlemen?!” “I’m… I’m gonna pretend like I didn’t see that. Mr. Sullivan, we have some bad news,” the guy on the left says, as the guy on the right slides him a piece of paper. Dan reads the paper, as he shouts out “CANCELED?! How could you do this to me?!” “Well, to be honest, Life in Bikini Bottom just isn’t cutting it anymore. Ever since your main characters got enslaved by Area 51, they haven’t done shit in over a year,” they say. Dan rises up from his desk. “Well that’s not true! You see, I’ve jacked off to Lola PLENTY of times! Oh wait, you mean my show?” “…yes,” the guy on the right sighs, “that’s what we said. I mean just look,” he says, as he opens a portal that shows the main characters trapped in Area 51. 
We see SpongeCock, Fatprick, Shitward, and Kraps all slaving away at a conveyor belt in the middle of Area 51. They all have numbers on a nametag on their uniforms as SpongeCock lets out a massive sigh. “Guys, it’s been well over a year. We NEED to get back on our journey, We’ve missed half of Biden’s term already! Bastard’s probably done even MORE damage!” “Yeah,” Kraps agrees, “I’m the one who’s supposed to be carrying out my BDSM fantasies on my workers. I ain’t no motherfuckin sub.” Shitward pulls a lever and chimes in. “You know, we could just leave.” “Yeah!,” Fatprick adds, “I need to beat my dick and murk some ice cream cake you know.” All four of them nod as they make a break for the exit. However, they run right into Andre the Giant, who makes them bounce off of him. He looks down at them and laughs. “Well, 66, 67, 68, and 69,” he says, “can’t say I’m surprised.” “Heh. I’m 69,” Fatprick laughs. “NO MORE HUMOR!” Andre the Giant throws them back to where they were as they are all in bruises. “Augh, that didn’t work,” Kraps says. “What the fuck? Why’d you say augh,” Shitward asks. “Believe me, you don’t wanna know,” Kraps says with a deadpan expression.
Donald Trump: I’m going down to Bikini Bottom, gonna grab myself a pussy!
SpongeCock + Shitward: Fascism is everywhere, you don’t know what you got into!
Joe Biden: I’m going down to Bikini Bottom, gonna sniff myself some hair.
Fatprick: I was gonna take a shit, the government is tryna stop me!
Bernie Sanders: I’m going down to Bikini Bottom, let’s have Medicare for All!
Gory: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!
Mr. Kraps: They just took all of me money…
Sheldon Bastard: So come on down to Bikini Bottom, because you’ll be my slave here!
 SPECTROMITE ENTERTAINMENT
We return to Dan and the two guards, as he seems to be pleading with them. “Look Dan, you got too lazy. The show’s run its course. Everything seems hopeless. I think it’s time that you pull the plug,” the guy on the left says. “Hell nah, this show ain’t Queen Elizabeth,” Dan says. “I can change this. It’s easy, I’ll just write a new episode,” he assures them. But the guy on the right shakes his head. “Unfortunately it’s not that easy. You went so long without writing one that it’s not an option anymore. Face it Dan, you’re too old for this shit.” “Absolutely not, sir,” Dan rebels. “I’m not too old for anything. The age of consent don’t mean shit, if I wanna fuc-” “I’m gonna stop you there. If you really want to revive the show, then there’s only one option. You have to go to Area 51 and face your creations like a man.” “Mm hm. Is there a Plan B?” “Yes. You have to go to Area 51 and face your creations like a man.” “I see… what about a Plan C?” “Yes. You have to go to Area 51 and face your creations like a man,” he says as he sighs. “Okay, not bad, not bad,” Dan nods his head. “I just wanna hear out all my options. Plan D-” “THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING PLAN D OR C OR B!!! YOU HAVE ONE CHOICE YOU COCK LANTERN,” the guy on the right screams. 
Dan rolls his eyes. “Fine. But I better get sucked off for this!” “You have female characters in your show you know. Just insert yourself into the show and have Assy suck your dick or something,” the guy on the left tells him. “You don’t think that’s already what I’m doing? Chess, not checkers buddy. Alright, enough talk about circumcision. How do I get to Area 51? Plane? Car? Underground railroad? Time is of the essence, boys,” Dan says, pointing at his watch. The two guys look each other and nod their heads. They walk back a few feet from Dan and face him again. “Last warning, are you sure you wanna do this?” Dan nods his head, “gentlemen, I need to save my show so I can make money to fuel my raging weed boner. Take me to Area 51!,” Dan asserts with his fist in the air. Both guys pull out glocks and shoot Dan in the chest, as he falls down unconscious
We cut to a news report for Cox News. “Breaking news!,” the anchor yells, “Spectromite Entertainment founder and CEO and Life in Bikini Bottom creator Dan “Phillydan25” Sullivan, aka Yvng Danny, was found dead in his office at Spectromite headquarters. Police say that he was fatally shot by two men. If you see these suspects [Jack Harlow and Drake’s photos pop up on the screen], make sure you report them to the authorities.” 
The TV turns off, and it zooms out to show that Dan is watching. “What the fuck? Now everyone thinks I’m dead?,” he asks Charles Brown Jr., who is standing across the table from him. “Yes, that’s the only way you’re allowed into Area 51. You should know this considering we’re on your hit show and all,” Brown says with a stern look. “Yeah, but I was just bullshitting. BUT I GUESS THE TRUTH IS OUT! ALL OF YOU LIBTARDS HAVE BEEN EXPOSED!” Brown facepalms. “Just… just get out of here,” he says while pointing at the door.
 MEANWHILE IN BIKINI BOTTOM
We cut to the Cum Bucket where Biden is taking a nap upstairs at a control panel. He starts snoring, as he pushes a button that says “Nuke Palestine.” This causes a bunch of missiles to launch from the roof of the Cum Bucket and make their way to Palestine, as a bunch of screaming is heard as the map of the West Bank is shown. “Ah, this is the life,” Biden says as he starts snoring again. Sheldon Bastard starts running up the stairs with Polfgecks652 as he breathes heavily.
“Joe, Joe, you gotta hear this!” he says as he starts sweating. “QUITE BLASPHEMOUS! THE (((BERNIE BROS))) ARE AT IT AGAIN! OH IT’S HORRIBLE-” Polfgecks says as he malfunctions. “Actually… it’s the Trump truckers,” Bastard says. “Trucks? What are those? Repeat line,” Biden says as he wakes up. “Didn’t you hear? Trump’s running for president in 2024!” Bastard says, as he shows him his TV with Trump at a speech.
“Sleepy Joe has been terrible over the first 2 years of his illegitimate presidency,” Trump asserts. “Raising gas prices, promoting the woke cancel culture agenda, putting the interests of China over those of America, and harming our big, beautiful boaters. NO MORE BULLSHIT. I’M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2024 TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” The audience starts cheering, as we cut to L’fuck the Lobster clapping. “THE LIBERAL MEDIA FORCEFED ME CRACK AND MAKE ME VOTE FOR BIDEN! THE 5G MICROCHIP AND CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING RING WILL BE NO MORE UNDER PRESIDENT TRUMP! TRUMP 2024, BECAUSE FUCK YOUR FEELINGS!!!!” He exclaims while flexing.
Biden smiles. “You know, he’s right. This Biden guy sounds like a real communist,” he says. “Maybe Trump will stick true to his word about hurting minorities and promoting the good ol’ pedophile! He sure has my vote,” he says, as Bastard slaps him. “No you dumb arse! Don’t you see? He’s taking advantage of your historically low approval ratings to push his agenda again! Aren’t you two supposed to be working together?” “But his agenda is my agenda! I’m just better at it!” Biden fights back. He rips off his shirt to show a hot sexy wolf with abs. “Ugh. Nevermind.” He puts his shirt back on. “Anyway, tell me where Trump is. I’ve got some shit to handle.” Polfgecks comes back to life. “YOU TELL HIM DADDY! Oops I just creamed my circuits. OUGHFHBJEO….” he says as he shuts down again. “Who is that again?” Biden asks, as Bastard facepalms.
 CUT TO THE ANTIFA CELL
We see Fricky, Puss, and Scotty’s prison cell in the back as a tumbleweed rolls by. Inside the cell, Fricky is sighing as Puss and Scotty are sleeping. Scotty rolls over to show that his blanket, which is really just an old rug, has a noticeable stain in its midsection. He wakes up and yells “SPRINKLES!” and then collapses onto the floor. “Scotty, get up,” Fricky offers a hand as he pulls him back onto the bench. “We can’t just give up. Everyone is counting on us. Bikini Bottom, Spongecockia, everything is in shambles right now. WE NEED TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE ESTABLISHMENT! IT’S WHAT WE’RE KNOWN FOR.” “You know,” Puss ssays, “you’re right. For an elementary schooler, you sure are calculated,” Puss says while pointing at him. “Well of course,” Fricky shrugs. “I got into this mess, and I’m gonna get us out. Scotty, go distract the guard. Me and Puss will do the rest.” “Why me?” Scotty protests. “Because you’re the most expendable one here. And yes, I’m calling you retar-” 
[THIS EPISODE HAS BEEN DELETED BY FANDOM STAFF (fuck you Kirkburn I hope you poopoo your diapey]
“Wha- what the fuck was that?” Fricky asks while side-eyeing the screen. “But anyway, you got this Scotty.” “Fine, but only for the Vine,” he says, as goes to the cell door. Fricky and Puss navigate their way to the back.
The camera cuts to outside of the cell where a massive fish is reading the newspaper while sitting on a chair. Scotty bangs on the railing as the guard gets up. “What do you want tits?” “Uh, why hello fine gentleman,” Scotty says while putting his hand out. “YOU SASSIN ME BRO?!” then guard yells at him. “Uh, no, I uh, just wanted to be your friend.” “Oh. Well in that case,” the guard says, while he opens the door and lets Scotty sit down next to him. “You know, I’ve never done this with a child before,” the guard says as he makes an awkward grin at Scotty. “Done what? What are we doing? Uno? Go Fish? Something with cards, surely, right?” he laughs weirdly, as his face is shown with the guard in the background. He drops his pants in the shadows. Scotty gulps and lets out a fearful “oh no.”
Meanwhile, Fricky and Puss are both squeezing out a window in the back, as both fall onto the sand ground. “Bruh, why are you so fucking fat?” Fricky says after puss lands on him. “Hey, it’s bulking season,” Puss says as she shrugs. “Anyway, RUN!” she says, as both of them take off. However, both of them are running and don’t come across any cops. “Uh… hm. Interesting,” Fricky says, with his hands on his knees and him sweating. That was… really easy,” he says, as Puss nods. “This is lame compared to the starfish riots,” she says. “Well, you think we should go back for Scotty? Worst comes to worst, it’s a 3v1,” Puss persuades Fricky.
A big black CENSORED bar is showed over Scotty and the guard as the guard jumps off and it disappears. Scotty is panting. “You… you VIOLATED me,” he says while pointing at him. “Not really. It’s called wrestling, you ever heard of it?” The guard says. However, a cop car pulls up as an even bigger cops walks out of it. He’s wearing sunglasses but his eyes burst out as he sees the guard and Scotty. “CARTER! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!” the cop yells, as he walks over. “I know right! He took my innocence, officer. Book him!” “No, not that! If anything that’s a positive,” he says as we walks by Scotty. He starts putting the guard in handcuffs. “I mean look!,” he says as the cell is shown to be empty. “YOU LET FRICKY SQUAREPANTS GET AWAY! HE WAS GONNA BE TRIED FOR TREASON NEXT WEEK! You make me sick,” the cop says, as he throws the guard in the slammer and locks the door. The cop then walks away as Scotty stands up.
Fricky and Puss both run over to ask what happened. “Scotty, why are you covered in jizz? I thought you just had a wet dream an hour ago!” “Oh, uh… it’s mayo,” Scotty lies. “Whatever. We need to get the fuck out of here!” Fricky says as he grabs Scotty and starts walking away. The cop is at his car as he starts to open the door. However, as he looks up, he sees the trio walking along a path, and starts to scratch his head. “Wait a second… IT’S HIM! THE TRAITOR!” He then pulls out a megaphone and steps in front of his car. “SQUAREPANTS!” He yells, as Fricky and the others stop. “GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!” The cop threatens, as Fricky lets out a shriek. “COME ON GUYS! THE PIGS ARE AFTER US,” he yells and the three of them start running. The cop picks up his phone and calls some backup. “Code yellow bastard! I repeat, code yellow bastard,” he says, as he shoves his phone in his pants and runs over to his car to drive off.
 AREA 51
SpongeCock, Shitward, Kraps are all sleeping in their bunks. Dan opens the door to the room and walks in, quietly closing the door behind him. He tiptoes over to them as all three of them are snoring. “Alright, Danny boy,” he whispers to himself, “let’s do this. The faster we get done with this, the faster you can fuck a female alien.” He then pulls out a megaphone and turns it on, screaming “WAKEY WAKEY SLEEPY DOO!” The trio all wake up and scream, with SpongeCock yelling “Stay back! Assy’s mine, you freak,” as he picks up his pillow and slams Dan with it. “Aha! Fuck you, Trump! Or Biden, whoever you are.” “Yeah, hopefully not Biden! You stay away from Pea-” Dan pounces on all of them mid-sentence.
“No, not Biden. I’m a true alpha male TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP boater. Not really, but guys, snap out of it. It’s me, your creator,” he reasons. All three of them seem to snap out of their trance, as they all gasp. “Yep. It’s true. I’ve been looking for you thr- uh, where’s Fatprick?” “Oh, I”m sure he’ll show, that boy got the shits” Shitward responds. SpongeCock stands up and brushes the dust off of himself. “Well, Dan, that’s interesting, because WE’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU!,” he says, as he pulls out a blunt. “They let you have those in here? Spot me one,” Dan says, as both of them spark up. Kraps coughs and says “look, everything’s turn to shit. We needed to show you to Fatprick’s dad, somehow the mayor on New Kelp City don’t ask me how, and we’ve been slaves since 2021,” he pleads. “Help some brothas out and help us fight back against the communists.” “Uh, don’t you mean fascists?” Shitward asks. “Nope. Bastard is a leftist pawn,” he says with a deadpan expression.
“Okay,” Dan says, “but you guys have to do me a favor. And I don’t mean a sexual one, although that would be really nice right about now,” he layers on. He starts to walk back to the door and turns around. “You see, ever since y’all have been trapped here, Life in Bikini Bottom hasn’t done shit,” he tells them. “Well duh, ever since Bastard took over and got Trump and Biden down there, it’s been rough for EVERYONE,” Kraps says. “ESPECIALLY me! My pockets are as skinny as shit for brains right there!” Kraps points at Shitward. “Well, at least I don’t bust all over my sheets to Trump! I bet you get bricked up looking at his tennis pictures!” “SO?! A lot sexier than Bi-” “SHUT UP! NO ONE CARES,” Dan yells. “Look, my pockets have been skinny too. Y’all need to do your shenanigans again. Don’t lose hope. I can help you break out of this hellhole. Believe me, I know something that you guys don’t. And once I tell you, you’ll feel like idiots for complying to these cocksuckers for damn near a year and a half.” As he says that, SpongeCock, Shitward, and Kraps all look at each other with intrigued expressions, and Fatprick bursts into the room covered in shit, ice cream cake, weed, and jizz. “Uhh… uhhh.. Augh, HAPPY NEW YEAR! WOOOO! HEY, WHO THE DAMN IS THIS CRACKER?” Fatprick says, waddling over to Dan. “Oh, there he is!” Dan exclaims. “Fatprick, you missed-” “I MISSED NOTHING! I’M MASTURBLAZING RIGHT NOW I’LL KILL YOU BITCH,” he threatened as he jumps into the air. As he’s about to land on him, Dan pushes him off and Fatprick bounces off one of the beds. “Ouchie,” he says, while rubbing his head. “Sorry, all that ice cream cake made me hella horny smash,” he apologizes, as Dan kisses his biceps. “Oh, right. All good. Anyway, follow me. You guys are gonna wanna see this,” he says, as all five of them leave the room.
It cuts to a separate room in Area 51, where Sully, XXXTentacion, and Juice Wrld are all laying down. “Man, shit’s been boring lately,” Sully says. “I just don’t get it. How do you confuse an alien for a squid?” “I dunno bruh, Squid Game hella creepy,” X says. “Dawg, you’re like a year and a half late to that bruh.” Juice adds on. The camera zooms out to show that there are now other rappers in the room, as King Von, Takeoff, PnB Rock, Young Dolph, and Big Scarr, who all reply “yeah.” “Mane, that’s how long it’s been since this shit happened,” X says. “My son’s 4 and I still haven’t met him. Covid’s probably over. Biden’s probably dead. We need a fucking miracle, I’d rather be in Bikini Bottom than this hellhole.” Sully gets up. “Well, Ima go beat my dick in the urinal,” he says as he walks away.
The episode cuts back to Dan, SpongeCock, Fatprick, Shitward, and Kraps all outside of the room Sully is in. “Alright. I have a confession to make. When you were brought in here, I purposely separated you from some people. Now, I haven’t actually written it - been too busy sending perverted messages on the crib, and making bangers on my Bandcamp - but there was always a plan.” “What plan? Don’t give me that sappy shit, Sullivan. You really think all this pain was worth it,” SpongeCock fights back. “Oh, just you wait.” Dan takes a deep breath in. “Alright, I’ll open this door in 3, 2…” before he can say 1, Sully opens up to leave the room. He starts to whistle before he opens his eyes, as the first thing he sees is SpongeCock.
“UH.. WHAT THE..” Sully says, as the camera zooms in on him crying. SpongeCock also starts to tear up, as both of them run towards each other and hug. “HOLY SHIT SULLY… I MISSED YOU.” They both stop hugging for a second. “It’s been too long without blazing and pissing on the streets with you dawg. How’d you know we were here?” SpongeCock points to Dan, who steps in. “Hate to break up the reunion, but we gotta get out of here, Sully. I heard the song by Juice and X about Area 51. I know exactly how to bust you guys out, get you to Fatdick, and bring you guys back to Bikini Bottom to defeat Bastard once and for all.” At that moment, both X and Juice walk out of the room. “Did someone say our names, ya dig,” X says, as everyone starts getting excited. “The whole gang’s back together. I’m cumming a little right now,” Fatprick says, as everyone looks at him. “Not the time bro… although damn I missed your dumbass,” Sully says as they all laugh. The camera zooms in on Dan’s face. “Alright y’all, follow my lead. This shit could get dangerous real quickly.”
 BACK IN BIKINI BOTTOM
We cut back to see Trump in a stadium giving a speech. “And, just remember, I will protect our big, beautiful boaters, and make Bikini Bottom great again. Especially for you hot mamas out there, oh believe me, I have something big and beautiful to show you all.” The camera immediately cuts to the stands, where no one is attending. “What the hell? Did the liberal media swoop you all away again?,” he asks, as he gets up from the podium and walks straight into Biden. “Oh… hello Joe,” he says. “So, 2024, huh?” Biden questions him giving a dirty look. “Well, yeah, I had to. It’s all part of our big plan, remember?” “Donald, you know damn well that I can’t remember what I ate for breakfast this morning. How am I supposed to know everything about our plan?” Trump starts sweating in a nervous fashion. “Well, uh, being a terrible president was part of that plan, right?” “WHAT! I have been an amazing president,” Biden says while stern. “I’ve made everything more expensive for the middle class, kept building YOUR great great wall, deported many asylum seeking refugees, all while aiding genocide in the Middle East. Don’t be mad that I’ve been more effective at ruining people’s lives than you were,” Biden boasts.
“Hey, that’s not true and you know it,” Trump says while backing away. “How many people have you bombed, hm? How many innocent black men have been shot under your presidency? Not enough, I tell ya!” Both of them get in each other’s faces and make groans as Bastard walks over with Polfgecks. “Gentlemen, GENTLEMEN, don’t shart your diapeys on me. Listen, you two have both done a great job at carrying out the common mission of fucking everyone over. But let me tell you something. Only one of you can be president. Meet me in the pit, I have something I need to show you guys,” he says, as he jumps down. Biden and Trump nod at each other as they follow him.
 THE PERFECT ESCAPE…
We cut to the outside of Area 51 at nighttime, which is being guarded heavily by security guards and weapons. A helicopter is seen flying above and flashing a light down onto the ground. It then cuts inside, where Dan, SpongeCock, Shitward, Fatprick, Kraps, Sully, and X are all huddled in their dorm room. “Alright, this is the best opportunity we’re gonna get to ditch. Most of the guards are sleeping. We’ll deal with the ones outside when we get to them. Any questions?” Dan asks. “Yeah, are we getting paid,” Kraps asks, to which SpongeCock turns to him. “Mr. Kraps, dawg, freedom is worth far more than money.” “You can say that again. TRUMP WON THE 2020 ELECTION FAIR AND SQUARE!” Kraps shouts, as Dan waves everyone over.
All six of them are wandering down the hallways unscathed. “Wow, this shit’s easy as hell,” X says. “Yeah. You’d think for an air force base they’d give a damn,” Shitward adds on. Fatprick suddenly starts walking and rubs his hands together. “I think this calls for a celebration! ICE CREAM CAKE FOR ALL!” “NO! WE HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING YET!” SpongeCock yells, as Fatprick starts jumping around with an ice cream cake in his hand. “NO ONE CAN STOP US! NOT EVEN AREA 51!” As he keeps celebrating, Andre the Giant appears behind them. “No one, huh?” he says, as the eyes of the 6 all begin to shrink, with them whispering “oh no” in unison. “RUN!” Dan yells, as all of them run down the halls, with Fatprick dropping his ice cream cake. Andre the Giant bangs on his chest before bear-crawling on the floor.
“Fatprick, you’re a sad sack of shit who never helps us,” Shitward scolds him. “Now we’re fucked because of you!” “HEY! Wait until we’re safe or for sure dying. For now, we’re a team,” Dan reminds them, as they all make it to the testing room of the base. Around them are boxes of weapons, all of them stopping to gear up. As they are all covered in armor and armed, Andre the Giant appears in a corridor. “Aha! Got you where I want you.” “Yeah right. You and what army?” SpongeCock taunts, before Andre the Giant presses a button that opens the other corridors. In them are hundreds of large alien clones who have even more high-tech weaponry. SpongeCock then takes a huge gulp and lets out a faint “uh oh.”
The gang starts to shoot all across the room, knocking down many of the aliens as they start to hide behind massive crates. Kraps and Fatprick pop up, getting off blasts that hit several of them. However, more aliens scatter across the room, eventually making their hiding spot useless. One of the aliens hits Fatprick with a blaster, knocking him out. Andre the Giant laughs in the background, as one of the alien blasts creates a bubble that the gang is able to take cover in. “Fatprick! We need you!,” SpongeCock says while shaking him, as Fatprick lets out a mumble. Dan offers himself up, saying “I’ll carry the fatass. You guys get out of here.” “WAIT!” Sully remarks, pointing at the pole next to the crates. “I know the ins and outs from my time here. Follow me!” Sully runs over to the pole, opening a hatch and pressing a lot of buttons. A ladder then appears on the pole, which he climbs up. Everyone starts to follow him, including Dan with Fatprick on his back. As the rest of them dodge the shots from the aliens below, Dan loses his grip of Fatprick as they both fall down to the floor. All of the aliens left start to close in around him, as the rest of the gang yells. “Don’t worry about us!” Dan yells from the bottom. “But Dan, we need you or else we won’t leav-” “Hey, I wouldn’t do this if I didn’t think you guys could get out of this. Now go on!” He says, as he is soon covered by all of the aliens. SpongeCock nods his head and opens the hatch on the roof.
All of them make it onto the roof. “Okay y’all,” Kraps starts, “without Dan we might be fucked. But let’s just find some money so I can fuel me Trump porn- urm, uh, just find a helicopter,” which he barely gets off before a few shots hit behind them. “Still have those weapons?” Kraps asks Sully, who nods. All of them get one and they start shooting back at the guards. Their blasters are far more overpowered than the guns that the guards off, allowing them to blast them with one shot. A montage is shown of all of the characters dodging the bullets from the guards while they hit numerous trick shots, knocking all of them down. Once it’s over, they find a jet at the end of the roof. “Look! It’s our way out!” Shitward says, as they all start running towards it. However, as they get closer, Andre the Giant is shown to get out of it and approach him. “Looking for something?”
“Yes, bitch!” X says. “Just let us go!” “Sorry, emo guy, but I can’t let you guys go,” Andre says. “In order to keep our plan intact, you guys can’t leave the vicinity. Y’all are powerful, just not as powerful as me.” Andre starts to grow and inflate, as he is now about three times as big. “Now, hand me that blaster and we’re all good. Come on, Bikini Bottom sucks anyway, let us colonize it. Biden’s sucked so bad that we need extra force.” “NO!” SpongeCock screams. “NEVER!” “GIVE ME THE FUCKING BLASTER OR ELSE…” he threatens, as he stomps his foot, causing all of them to bounce. Sully sighs. “Fine. Guys, hand them all over,” he says, as they all hand them to Andre. “Alright, you won’t harm us now?”
Andre takes a fine look at all of the blasters while nodding his head. “Yeah. I won’t harm you… THAT MUCH! THIS’LL ONLY STING YOUR BALLS A LITTLE,” he says while laughing, as he grows 3 more arms and charges up all of the lasers. All 5 of the gang embrace each other. “Guys, we had a good run, but now we’re fucked,” Kraps says, while crying. “Pfft. Pussies!” Andre says. “3…2…1…” he counts down, alternating between shots of the lasers while seeing the guys whimpering. He tries to pull the trigger, but they don’t work, causing him to be confused. “Huh? What?” he asks, as it cuts back to the gang huddled up. Sully pulls out a real blaster and shoots Andre, knocking him down. The guys all jump out and start laughing at him while on the ground in pain. “April fools motherfucker! Hope you like dick up your ass!” “Only yours, Sully…” “AYO!” all of them shout at once. “Alright, back to business. How do we get out of here?” SpongeCock asks. Shitward points up. “I think that answers your question…” 
The camera cuts to show a helicopter fall down onto Andre, shredding him into pieces. The door opens to show that Dan and Fatprick are in it. “What are you waiting for? Get your ugly asses in! Expect you, X, you fine as fuck,” Dan says, while a boner pops into his pants. “NO! I SWEAR I’M STRAIGHT,” he yells, as everyone boards the chopper. It then takes off, traveling to a high altitude into the clouds. “I thought you guys were dead,” SpongeCock says. “How did you escape?” “Uh, that was my bidding,” Fatprick says, patting his belly while letting out a burp. “Was a little ice cream cake deprived. Needed something to fill me up,” he says, while a lot of jumbled voices can be heard while kicking at his stomach. “HEY! KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE!” he says. “Welp, that’s a little weird, but hey, survive by any means,” Sully says. They all laugh, as Sully and SpongeCock hug each other. “Welp, next stop, New Kelp City!” Dan says, as the scene ends with an aerial shot of the helicopter. We quickly cut back to Area 51, where Charles Brown Jr. and a bunch of guards are surrounding Andre the Giant’s remains. Brown’s face starts to turn red, as he screams “FUCK YOU, SPONGECOCKIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” as the camera zooms out. “NEXT STOP, BIKINI BOTTOM!” he says while pointing at the guards.
 SPONGECOCKIA
Fricky, Puss, and Scotty are all still running as they finally make it to SpongeCockia, now on SpongeCock’s pinyapple’s front lawn. The cops are still chasing them as they aim their guns at them, with Fricky hunched over catching his breath. “Hey! You can’t shoot us now, we’re in a different country!,” he says, as the cops all put their guns down. “You know what… I should abuse my power, but I only do that to foreigners of color. You all have a nice day,” the guy with the mustache says, as all of them enter their cars and take off. “Phew. That was, interesting,” Puss says, as all three of them go inside of the pinyapple.
They all make their way to the living room and sit down on the couch. “Ugh. That was bad.” “What was bad?” Scotty asks, shrugging. Fricky facepalms. “This is why you get no bitches,” Fricky says to him. Puss puts her fin around Fricky. “So, how are you liking the gang life so far? Doesn’t it boost your adrenaline?” Fricky shrugs. “I guess. I just miss my dad and those other idiots,” he says. “Besides, I still don’t know who my mother is. Can you tell me?” Puss shakes her head. “Not just yet, Fricky, not just yet.” Fricky rolls his eyes and turns on the TV, which triggers a news report.
“Breaking news!” Ronnie Snickersnee announces. “Just moments ago, the SpongeCockians being held prisoner in Area 51 for almost 18 months have escaped! Sources say they are heading back to Bikini Bottom, but not alone. Expect some company from the American forces, and no, I’m not talking about Trump and Biden’s big fight. Stay tuned for more.” The camera immediately pans over to Fricky. “Oh shit….” he says, as Puss claps. “Time for some action!” she says, as her pants get all soaked. “Oops, speaking of action…” she says and rushes out of the camera. “Always some bullshit,” Fricky sighs, as he falls asleep and the episode ends.
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