Frollo Fucks the Gods

Frollo Tries to Start a Cult is the 13th episode of The Egotist Show.
==Synopsis==
Frollo and Gaston enter an OXXO shop (even though the chain has no stores in France) and Frollo orders the cashier to give them cans of beans for free. As the cashier says nothing, Gaston notes the cashier needs a bit of "Persuasion" and knocks the cashier out with a banana before running out with the cans, laughing alongside Frollo as they do so. Meanwhile in Hell, Lucifer plans with Corset a way to ultimately get rid of Claude: a spike under the internet celebrities entrance to the Underworld. Powers and Abilities are disabled while falling, so Frollo (and anyone else) can't get out of this loop. Lucifer and Corset set up the spike before doing the Awtism Pose and Lucifer sends the Demon Sistas after Frollo.
Scanty and Kneesocks spot Gaston and Frollo having lunch (the once in a year Beanxplosion Ritual, to be specific), and throw them a time traveling machine, hoping that no internet would drive them to suicide. However, the Beanxplosion, caused by Gaston eating beans and Frollo creates a fireball in front of Gaston's fart, causing the machine to malfunction and instead takes Frollo, Gaston, Scanty and Kneesocks back in time to the Roman era.
Frollo and Gaston are captured by Tourettus' guards, with Gaston getting knocked out in the fall and Frollo getting knocked out by one of the guards, and are forced to fight at the Coliseum after being accused of committing unspeakable atrocities against Roman citizens. The Demon Sistas get a free high-class seat at the Coliseum to watch Frollo and Gaston fight in hopes of them being killed by their adversaries.
The first opponent they fight is Best Hercules, who is eventually defeated after enduring Frollo's punches for nearly 2 hours. Then the Leet Fighters are sent to fight Frollo and Gaston. At first equally matched, the founders of The Awtism Pose finally win, but Claude doesn't kill them; instead, he joins forces with them to escape the Coliseum. However, Tourettus proved a formidable enemy, but he's defeated after Frollo, Gaston, Guile and Bison all together perform a Giga Drill BROker, which kills Tourettus and somehow opens a portal back to the present time period. 
Using beans that Gaston had in his pants, the four men manage to get back to the present times. In Hell, Tourettus curses the incident, and Best Hercules, finally awakened by the lanista's yell, wonders what's happening.
==Characters==
*Frollo
*Gaston
*Lucifer
*Corset (debut)
*Scanty and Kneesocks
*Quintus Lentulus Tourettus
*Best Hercules (debut)
*Guile
*Bison
*Billy Mays (cameo)
*Madotsuki (cameo)
*Yomika (cameo)
*Ib (cameo)
*Tommy Wiseau (cameo)
*Mark (cameo)
*Ayumu Aikawa (cameo)
*Creepy pedophile in a dog suit (cameo)
==Music==
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*The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Chamber of Sages
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*Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Six Against One
*Spartacus: Gods of the Arena - Team Tourettus
*Spartacus: Blood and Sand - The Dominus
*Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann - Ten wo Tsuke
==References==
*During a transition from the Overworld to Hell, a coffin has "Eduard Khil" (and his birth year to death year) labeled on it, signifying Khil's death before this episode was uploaded. You could also see Lagann in there as well.
*The "Item Get" sound effect from Luigi's Mansion plays when Corset and Hades perform their Awtism Pose.
*After Scanty and Kneesocks send Frollo and Gaston back into the past, with a disastrous result, Frollo enters a time-traveling sequence, going back to a time before all events of the previous episodes happened. During Frollo's descent, Frollo comes across a newspaper about YouTube Poops being invented, with I'D SAY HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL on the front page.
*This episode parodies part of the opening of Spartacus: Blood and Sand.
*Best Hercules, the Leet Fighters, and Tourettus all have Legend of Zelda-style boss subtitles.
*Frollo attempts to knock down Guile with his version of the Shoryuken of Street Fighter. Said Shoryuken could be based off of Sean's Shoryuken from Street Fighter III, but with fire effects.
*Tourettus quotes "YES! YES!" and "OF COURSE!" after beating up Bison.
*Frollo, Gaston, Guile, and Bison perform the Giga Drill Breaker of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, with Frollo and Gaston using the drill and Guile and Bison transforming into the shades to hold Tourettus up.
==Video==
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