Zidane (unit of measurement)

The zidane is a universally excepted unit of measurement in all the sciences. It is named after prof.dr. Zinedine Zidane for his contributions to the fields of footballology. The Zidane is a measurement of awesomeness, with one zidane equalling the exact amount of awesome produced by headbutting materazzi in a world cup final. Usually, the microzidane is the more commonly used unit, due to the extreme size of a single zidane.
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