A Random Story

===It is 1:00 in the midnight.===
The Clock wakes Crazy Dave
Crazy Dave: Ughhhh, i dont want to wake up *groan*
Crazy Dave gets on his clothes and outside to his lawn
Crazy Dave: No plant screwed up yet... and no Zombies comming
A Zombie: The Zombies ARE comming.....Braaainz
Dave: Nevermind....*sigh* *Plants a Peashooter*
Peashooter: Zombies.....! *shoots peas*
The Zombie Died
A DJ-Zom-B appeared
Peashooter: AW HELL NO!
The DJ-Zom-B Dances
Peashooter:....?
A Leaf falls on the ground
Peashooter: Oooh! Whats this?
The Peashooter eats the Leaf
Peashooter: i dont feel so goo- *cough* *cough*
The Peashooter grows a.....Helmet?
Gattling Pea (Peashooter): GHAAAAAAAAAAAAA *shoots infinite peas at the DJ-Zom-B*
The Peashooter turns back
Peashooter: What...dafuq....was THAT!? ooh, Hes Dead!
A Sunflower Gets planted
Sunflower: Hi there
Peashooter: Ello.
A seed appears
Both: !?
The seed gets planted
the  Annoying Orange gets planted
AO: Ugh? Pear, Hey, He- who are you?
Peashooter: Who are YOU!
AO: Hey. Hey, Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Peashooter: WHAT!?
AO: Im the Annoying Orange, Hey! Hey!
Peashooter: OK! AND WHAT!?
AO: Knife,
Peashooter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Sunflower: OMG
Latorz.......
A Coconut Cannon gets planted
CC: Haithere
All: Hi
2089 Thunderstrikes all-of-a Sudden come
Chilly Pepper: That was a very interstrike....Get it? Interstri- HACHOOOOO!
Cob Cannon: Well? anybody explain what THE HELL THAT WAS!?
a Giga Gargantuar Appears
a Health Bar appears over the Gargantuar, it says 3000 HP
Peashooter: 3000 HP!?!?!?!? Omg :O
Cob Cannon: You know.....i shou-
Sunflower: NO! COBCANNON! remember last time?
[Flashback begins]
Cobcannon: Ahhhh, a good day.. Huh what? a leaf! I wonder what happens... *eats it*
Cobcannon: Uwgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! i dont feel so good :O *vomits* *vomits*
Hyper Cannon (Cob Cannon): WHARARARARHAHAHARARARRARARAR *gets insane*
Hyper Cannon: GHGAHGHAGAGAAAA *shoots out cobs everywhere*
Cob Cannon: Arghhhhhhh
[Flashback ends]
Cob Cannon: I HAVE TO!
The Cob Cannon gets a Super Leaf
Hyper Cannon: GHAGHAGHGAHAGHAG *shoots 30975203975309876276903476904376903 Cobs at the Gargantuar*
Cob Cannon: See? nothing bad happened
Cherry Bomb: Yeah.....EXEPT THAT YOU BLASTED A FREACKIN CRATER AT THE GROUND
Cob Cannon: Uhhhhhhh *backs slowly away*
Bamboo Shoot: Not So Fast-eh! *makes a Bamboowall*
Cob Cannon: Uh oh.......
The Next day
Zombie: Wharrg
Chilly Pepper: Dugh.... Ha, Chee. *boom*
Zombie: GAHHH *freezes and dies*
Ice Shroom: (with a little mad voice) Ugh, could you just stop coughing, rip-chilly-off?
Chilly Pepper: youre just  JEALOUS!
Ice Shroom: why should i be Jealous when im stronger than You?
Chilly Pepper: NO U-
Ice Shroom: -_-....really? that joke is SO off
Chilly Pepper: HACHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Iceshroom: you think i can get the Cold if im already HAVING the cold? >:P
Chilly Pepper: Ow you!
Iceshroom: No icey thing can kill the master of ice! *shoots 290 pieces of ice on Chilly Pepper*
Chilly Pepper freezes
Ice Shroom: and now stay freezy, my freeze! *crazy-evil lough*
Coconut Cannon: Ugh, stop this girlfight
Ice Shroom: Ow yea?
Coconut Cannon: YEA!
Ice Shroom: YEA?!
Coconut Cannon: YEAH!!!!!!
Coconut Cannon blasts Ice Shroom away
Ice Shroom: ITS NOT OVER YE-
Coconut Cannon: SHUT OFF! now to chill
Chilly Pepper: MGHHMGMGMHHHH (translation: HELP ME!!)
Coconut Cannon: Shut up.
Me (Lilgrei): and this was an...Uhm............random story, Writen by Charles Crand (lies).......
Kids:.............................................What was that story,  Teacher?
Me: Dont ask. the manager said i should tell this!
Alex (a kid): Well, the manager is stupid
Manager: DONT SAY THAT ANY TIME AGAIN!
Charles Crand: and this was a story, made by...Uhm.....Lilgrei (lies)......
Max: Stupid Story!
Jake: And this was the "A Random Story" made by me! (lies)
And so the chain continues......
Hope you liked this :)
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