No Head

==Summary==
When Twilight and the gang are requested to solve a mystery in a haunted house the rest of the girls are doing their own thing around the house and each one of them runs into a headless man called No Head.
==Script==
(We open on daytime at the Spikey Doo Detective Agency (AKA Canterlot Mystery Solvers/ Canterlot Mystery Club) where Spike and Snails are devouring a pizza, meanwhile the rest of the gang are reading the paper in search of mysteries)
Rarity:Hey look at this everyone. Haunted House Hang Up has a new meaning to the title. People have reported seeing a headless man going by the name No Head.
Snails:No Head? (He and Spike laugh) Betcha he has no "hair"!
Sci-Twi:How come they call him No Head?
Rarity:I guess perhaps it's only because he doesn't have a head.
Big Macintosh:Well if it's headless we want to reveal it's got a head.
Sci-Twi:Let's get to the Canterlot Cruiser. (To Snails and Spike)Did you guys finish your pizza?
Snails:Like yeah we ate every last slice of it.
Spike:And it was delicious.
Big Macintosh:We haven't had a good mystery since the Phantom Bull Fighter.
(We fade to the haunted house we see that two other human counterparts of everyones favorite ponies are walking to it)
Rainbow Dash:You don't believe in this headless guy called No Head do you AJ?
Applejack:Course not Dash. That's just ta keep l'ill kids like Apple Bloom in at night. Only I don't personally think the legend is true.
Rainbow Dash:That's only newspapers trying to get publicity.
Applejack:I reckon you're right.
Rainbow Dash:Couse I am. And to be brave we gotta go in.
(They walk into the house as two more human counterparts of a curtain pink party earth pony and a shy pegasus pony can be seen walking through another way)
Fluttershy:Um Pinkie Pie I don't know about this.
Pinkie Pie:Chill out and relax and calm down Fluttershy it's just an old spooky house. My sister Maud said that it was the perfect place to have a party.
Fluttershy:I think it's the perfect place for No Head. I'm scared.
Pinkie Pie:Me too. Scared with excitement! Come on!
(Grabs her hand and runs inside we cut to Sunset Shimmer and Flash Sentry walking up to the house at the same moment)
Sunset:Wow this place is even creepier when we're in front of it.
Flash:It is. It's supposedly haunted by No Head.
Sunset:The headless guy?
Flash:Yeah. Let's head in and find him.
(They walk inside as Wallflower Blush and Juniper Montage arrive)
Juniper:I don't personally believe in this No Head guy.
Wallflower:I hear this used to be the home of a fancy man and No Head is suppose to be his ghost.
Juniper:(Scoffs)Ghosts aren't real Wallflower.
Wallflower:Well there's only one way to find out Juniper. Go in and look around.
(They walk in as Bulk, Derby and Snips come up)
Snips:This place is spooky.
Bulk:Relax Snips it's just a haunted house. Only I don't think the ghost will be happy.
Derpy:We better turn back.
Bulk:We can't Derpy. This'll be fun. Come on.
(They walk in as the Canterlot Cruiser pulls up)
Big Macintosh:Alright this is it. Let's go in and take a look around.
Snails:Me and Spike'll stay to guard the Canterlot Cruiser . Yeah that's it.
(Big Mac grabs them)
Big Macintosh:C'mon.
(Scene slider happens, it goes to the right as they walk in the house)
Rarity:Hello? Anybody home?
Snails:Just the spoons. Let's go.
Spike:I'm with you Snails.
(They get ready to run but are stopped by Twilight who says)
Sci-Twi:Wait a minute guys. We can't leave we have a mystery to solve.
Snails:Well like you solve it. We'll head home.
Spike:Yeah because I'm not staying here.
Snails:Me neither. My feet are ready to make like Sonic and right now.
Spike:The same with my paws.
(Spike spots fruit in a bowl)
Spike:Jackpot!
Rarity:What did you find Spike?
Sci-Twi:A clue?
Spike:Even better. Fruit!
Snails:Lemme at it!
(They go over to eat it and they eat it like Shaggy and Scooby did to the fruit bowl in Nowhere to Hyde the episode of Scooby-Doo, Big Mac finds a clue)
Big Macintosh:Hey gang I found a clue.
(They come over and Snails and Spike come over with the fruit bowl)
Big Macintosh:This here newspaper clippin could be a clue.
Sci-Twi:(Adjusts glasses)It says that there's a treasure of money in this abandon mansion.
Big Macintosh:Yup this is a clue alright.
Snails:Hey gang. Did I find something interesting in the fruit bowl. 
Rarity:It's suction cups.
Sci-Twi:Now that's a clue.
(Spike eats a banana peeling and then eats the banana we the cut to Pinkie and Fluttershy)
Pinkie Pie:Hey Fluttershy look. (Picks up something) A fancy tie.
Fluttershy:Oh my.
(Pinkie then spots something else)
Pinkie Pie:And look at that! A portrait of some sort.
(It's No Head when he was alive he was a handsome young man with blond hair and chiseled features)
Fluttershy:Who's that?
Pinkie Pie:I don't know. Maybe it's No Head when he was alive. Come on let's find some more stuff.
(They leave and the eyes watch them leave we cut to Bulk, Derpy and Snips walking through another corridor and Snips is scared looking around)
Snips:Boy this place is the perfect setting for a horror movie. And I'm just scared lookin around.
Bulk:Ah that's just your imagination getting the best of you.
Snips:Well I agree with my imagination.
Derpy:I'm kind of scared myself Bulk.
Bulk:Don't worry babe with (Does pose with his muscle arm)these muscles you don't have to worry about nothing.
(A bird hits a window causing him to scream)
Bulk:AHHHHH! IT'S NO HEAD!
(Runs off)
Snips:You big scaredy cat! That's just a bird.
(He comes back being calm and says)
Bulk:Huh. I knew that. I was just making sure if it was No Head I'd lure him away from Derpy.
Snips:Too bad the rest aren't here. (Scared)They're lucky to not come to this place.
(Cuts back to Pinkie and Fluttershy who are hold each others hand while tiptoeing)
Pinkie Pie:I don't think we've come across No Head Fluttershy.
Fluttershy:Good and let's keep it that way Pinkie.
(Lights go out)
Pinkie Pie:(In the dark)Hey! Who forgot to pay the electricity bill?
Fluttershy:(In the dark)Not me.
(Lights come back on and the headless creep is in the middle holding their hands and he has a fancy suit on and even has the tie that they found is on him)
Pinkie Pie:Come on.
(They continue)
Fluttershy:(Stops) Wait. That's weird. 
(Looks at the fancy dress pants and shoes and covers her eyes as her other hand moves up and touches nothing where the head is)
Pinkie Pie:Fluttershy why have we stopped?
(Fluttershy opens her eyes to see No Head, she freaks out but holds in her screams)
Pinkie Pie:Fluttershy you're slowing me down.
(Fluttershy goes behind her as they continue tiptoeing)
Fluttershy:Sorry Pinkie. (They continue and stop and Fluttershy waves to Pinkie)Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie:(Waves back)Hi Fluttershy.
Fluttershy:(Points to herself and then to her feet)I'm...Over....Here.
(Pinkie turns to see No Head who twinkly waves his fingers at her and says as she gasps)
No Head:Boo.
(Pinkie looks at the camera and screams and runs off but No Head grabs her as she tries to run away but slows down and gets tired and stops)
No Head:I want a head!
Pinkie Pie:Why? How come you can't find your other head?
No Head: Because I lost my head years ago!
(Fluttershy throws a knight's helmet on top)
Fluttershy:Try that on for size!
(As he tries to get it off they run off cuts to Sunset and Flash who find a map)
Sunset:Hey that map could be a clue.
Flash:Yeah but the only question is "A clue to what?" And I'm saying that as a quote. The last thing at least.
Sunset:Yeah let's go see if we can find more clues.
(Cuts to Wallflower and Juniper)
Juniper:Wallflower, I don't know who told you this was the perfect place for a flower project but there's no way we're gonna find exotic plants in here. Let alone a green house.
Wallflower:Come on Juniper, where's your sense of adventure?
Juniper:I've got my sense of adventure.
(Picks up a tie)
Juniper:Hey this tie could be a clue.
(Thunder goes off and they see No Head at the end of the hallway and as thunder continues to go he approaches them and stops every time the darkness stops, Wallflower and Juniper scream and runs off, we cut to the gang all running through doors in the old Scooby-Doo way, Spike then gets in the way and No Head trips over him causing Spike to roll on top of him and howl, this gets everyone's attention and they run over)
Sci-Twi:Way to go Spike! You caught No Head!
Sunset:Twilight? Snails, Big Mac, Rarity?
Flash:What are you guys doing here?
Sci-Twi:Solving a mystery.
Snails:How about you guys?
Sunset:We're trying to expose the headless ghost as a hoax.
(Snips, Derpy and Bulk come)
Bulk:Hey guys.
Snips:We're here to have fun.
Wallflower:You guys? What are you doing here?
Sci-Twi:Doing our own thing.
Juniper:We're here to find exotic plants.
Applejack:Well we're here to find out about the headless ghost.
Rainbow Dash:And it looks like you guys caught him.
Pinkie Pie:We're here because Maud said it'd be the perfect place for a party.
Fluttershy:I'm only here to tag along.
(Bulk holds up No Head off his feet, Twilight walks up to him)
Sci-Twi:Now to find out who No Head really is.
(Pulls the costume off revealing a man)
All:Who is this guy?
Man:I am Penrod Stillwall. Great-great-great grandson of Jefferson Stillwall. And a successful business man.
Big Macintosh:But why all the headless business?
Stillwall:I invented the legend of No Head to find a lost treasure. I was only tryin' to keep people away who might find it and steal it.
Wallflower:Gosh we don't want it.
Applejack:None'a us do.
Rarity:We'll even help you look for it.
Snips:(Points)Look! (They turn to see what he is pointing at, cuts to a man dressed like a burglar with a carpet bag, he spots them and runs off)He's getting away!
(Back to the gang)
Spike:Oh no he's not!
Rainbow Dash:Yeah! I'll get'em!
(Does super speed and we cut to the man looking back at Rainbow Dash zooming at him outside as they run and she even zips and zooms, they hit a tree branch causing the man to grunt and then they fly back causing Rainbow Dash to yell and a crash is heard, we cut back to all of them out on the porch, Rainbow has her arms wrapped around him)
Rainbow Dash:I told ya I'd get him.
(They laugh as we fade to the police taking the man away)
Policeman:You kids have all just captured a notorious burglar who broke out of prison. It looks like he heard about the Stillwall treasure.
Snails:But Penrod here used the legend of No Head to scare him away. 
Stillwall:And I guess it didn't frighten him a bit.
(Cuts to the policeman holding him and struggling to put him in the back of the car)
Burglar:And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids! And their dog!
(Policeman hits him in the back of the head and then places him in and closes the door, then drives off)
Stillwall:How can I ever thank you young people?
Snails:Just a celebration at Sugarcube Corner.
(They all laugh as we fade to them gathered around in the sweet shoppe, Big Macintosh has a newspaper with the headline on the front page reading on top of each other reading SPIKEY-DOO DETECTIVE AGENCY AND FRIENDS SOLVE MYSTERY OF NO HEAD and their picture is under it)
Big Macintosh:Hey listen to this gang. Spikey-Doo Detective Agency and friends solve mystery of No Head. Burglar taken back to prison by police and Penrod Stillwall is thankful to the teenagers of Canterlot High for saving his family's treasure.
Stillwall:I sure am. And I even did this once with a ghost called the Headless Specter.
Spike:Please! No more headless ghosts! I've had enough for one day!
(They all laugh and Spike says)
Spike:Spikey-Dikey-Doooooooo!
(Blacks out at we end the story)
==Trivia==
*The plot is similar to the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic episode Castle Mane-Ia as it involves the Mane Six going into a spooky old place with rumors of it being haunted.
*Bulk is hinted to have a crush on Derpy since he calls her babe and acting like he wasn't scared saying that if it was the ghost he'd lure him away from Derpy
*This story is kind of similar to the Scooby-Doo Where Are You! episode Haunted House Hang Up