Will the Real Kuki Please Shut Up?!

Will the Real Kuki Please Shut Up?! is the first segment of the eighth episode of Team Pahkitew: The Super Show!. It is accompanied by Love & Leave. 
== Summary ==
While preparing for a Delphox competition, Kuki gets the hiccups and Team Pahkitew, Scorch and the others have to cure Kuki before the competition.
== Plot ==
Inside Team Pahkitew Headquarters, Shawn, leaving a room dressed in a red and gold Elvis Presley costume, begins to sing into a snake he's holding. After a few lines of his zombie themed song, Shawn walks to a nearby mirror and begins to look at himself.
When he's finished looking into the mirror, Shawn, pretending he's performing a concert, begins to rain praise on to his adoring public and throws his golden scarf downward and prepares to sing a song, dedicated to his mother; before Shawn can begin singing though, Dave, also dressed as Elvis Presley and wielding a guitar, bursts into the headquarters and begins singing his own, clean centered song. Finishing his song, Dave begins to ask Shawn if his Elvis Presley costume is good.
Shawn responds to Dave's question by saying his costume stinks and is an insult to the memory of Elvis Presley. Dave, somewhat insulted, asks Shawn what he's doing with his portrait of Elvis Presley, which is a part of a shrine-like structure. Shawn tells Dave that he's using the portrait to help "clear his mind". After saying this, Shawn tells Dave that he is going to be the one to win the Elvis Presley impersonator contest. Hearing this, Dave begins to tell Shawn that he is going to be the one to win the impersonation contest, sparking an argument between him and Shawn.
The arguement is suddenly interrupted by the portal door shining, meaning that their friends in Pahkitew Land are calling them. Team Pahkitew rushes to the door, say the rhyme "I wish, I wish with all my heart to play with friends in a land apart!" and go through the door, transporting themselves to Pahkitew Land.
After entering Pahkitew Land, Team Pahkitew meets up with their friends. Wendy and Pearl hug Sky and Dave respectively and Jane gives Shawn a noogie. Dave asks the gang who called him and the rest of Team Pahkitew and Kuki flies over to the others on her broom, revealing that she did. Kuki explains that she called Team Pahkitew because they need to help her prepare for the Delphox competition, a competition in which Delphox from all over Pahkitew Land preform magic tricks to impress the judges. Team Pahkitew agrees to help Kuki prepare for the Delphox competition and the gang uses fruit to throw at Kuki and have her turn them into bunnies.
During the training, Kuki starts to hiccup and messes up the spell. Nigel claims that Kuki has caught the hiccups and she can't win the Delphox competition with the hiccups, so the gang has to cure Kuki of the hiccups before the competition. Team Pahkitew and the others attempt to cure Kuki's hiccups with the usual tricks, but they don't seem to work. The gang then tries the unusual methods to cure Kuki, but some of them stop her hiccups for only a moment.
Later, Abigail and Jane, thinking Kuki needs some traditional help with her hiccups, decide to try some hiccup cure methods their family has taught them when they were Sandile. Pulling out a piece of paper from her pouch, Jane begins to draw a diagram for Kuki on how to do her father's sludge gurgle hiccup method. Finishing her diagram, Jane helps Kuki up to try the sludge gurgle while showing her how to do it. Seeing Jane do the sludge gurgle, Kuki tries to do it, though she hiccups and fails miserably, with Jane telling her it was "close enough".
After Kuki is done, she goes to sit down again as Abigail pulls out another piece of paper from her pouch and prepares another diagram. Showing Kuki a diagram of her dance moves, Abigail explains how to do her dance moves with her eyes closed, a method her cousin uses whenever he had the hiccups, and calls Kuki up to try them. Getting up, Kuki begins trying to dance with her eyes closed. At first, Kuki does good, but eventually, she begins to dance haphazardly while singing one of Abigail's songs rather badly. Eventually, Kuki begins to hiccup again and accidentally knock things down, including Abigail and Jane.
After Kuki's disastrous dance lesson, Kuki begins to thank Abigail and Jane for helping her, but the Delphox begins to have doubts about competing in the Delphox competition, saying that her hiccups would ruin her chance of winning. Hearing Kuki and the announcer calling Kuki for the competition, Wally comes up with a solution to her problem and calls the Magikoopa up onto the stage floor. Once Kuki is up on the stage, Wally has his little buddy dance and sing with him while performing some magic tricks, which Kuki really enjoys.
After some singing, Kuki turns to thank Wally for helping her, becomes the winner of the competition and finds out that her hiccups are gone. Looking down at her badge, Kuki finds out that her Pahkitew Badge is shining because she won the competition despite having the hiccups. Team Pahkitew brings out the portal orb, say the rhyme "I wish, I wish to use this rhyme to go back home until next time!" and go back to the headquarters.
Upon returning to the headquarters, Shawn and Dave apologize to each other for arguing over who would win the Elvis Presley contest and decide to compete together like Kuki and Wally did. The episode ends with Team Pahkitew putting on their Elvis Presley gear and leaving the headquarters for the competition.
== Quotes ==
(The portal door starts to shine.)
Ella: Guys, guys, stop fighting!
Dave and Shawn: (angry) What do you want?!
Ella: Look! The portal door is shining!
Sky and Jasmine: (gasps) The portal door!
(Team Pahkitew rushes to the door, and starts to say the rhyme.)
Team Pahkitew: I wish, I wish with all my heart to play with friends in a land apart!
----(After entering Pahkitew Land, Team Pahkitew meets up with their friends. Wendy and Pearl hug Sky and Dave respectively and Jane gives Shawn a noogie.)
Dave: So, who called us here?
Kuki: (off-screen) I did!
(Kuki flies to the others on her broom.)
Ella and Jasmine: Kuki!
Kuki: Yep, it's me! I called you guys because I need your help getting me prepared for the Delphox competition.
Scarlett: What the heck is the Delphox competition?
Kuki: It's a competition in which Delphox from all over Pahkitew Land preform magic tricks just to impress the judges. 
Jasmine: Okay, sure. We'll help you.
Kuki: You will? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
(The gang uses fruit to throw at Kuki and have her turn them into bunnies.)
----(During the training, Kuki starts to hiccup and messes up the spell.)
Ella: Oh no! Kuki has gotten the hiccups!
Kuki: Don't worry about my hiccups. (hiccups) I'm fine.
Nigel: No, you're not. You won't be able to win the Delphox competition with the hiccups you got there.
Ella: Nigel's right, Kuki. We have to help cure you and get rid of your hiccups before the competition.
(Team Pahkitew and the others attempt to cure Kuki's hiccups with the usual tricks, but none of them seem to work.)
----Kuki: My hiccups are gone! (hiccups) Nope, I still got the hiccups.
----Jane: Kuki, something tells me you need real help.
Kuki: But how?
Abigail: You should try some hiccup cure methods our family has taught us.
----(Seeing Jane do the sludge gurgle, Kuki tries to do it, though she hiccups and fails miserably.)
Kuki: Drat! This stinks!
Jane: Well, it was close enough. We tried.
== Trivia ==
* The title and plot parody of the Super Mario Bros Super Show live action segment, Will the Real Elvis Please Shut Up!.
Category: Team Pahkitew: The Super Show! Episodes