The Eight Emperor

The eighd emperor, also known as rokfen, was the last of the the eight emperors and founder of the second palistin according to some historians, though most have rejected this theory due to their being literally no proof for it except unconfirmable sources or just made up one. Those fools, can't even come up with a good source to back their argument, smh.
== Life ==
=== The Rock Which Reads ===
On the ???? of ???? in ????, the sixth emperor, named error 404, saw a random rock while planning the construction of kosivo 4. Upon seeing the rock, he would proceed to smash it into seven trillion three hundread and eighty billion four hundread and seventy two thousand one hundread and three seperate pieces before urinating on them and declaring that "A great prophet will e born on the holy rock twenty nine years from now." He was completely wrong because he was too stupid to actually check the calender and realise it would take until 1003 BCE for the eightt emperor to be born.
Multiple algumenia later, following the founding of this universe and the great KOSOVO by the seventh emperor, a small child would be born next to a random hill in Wallsamamamamamamamamama, now known as abandoned cultural site of the alkiquimi people 120 in the platue region archeological site. The child would proceed to cry so much both of his parents, who are completely unknown, and the village nearby drowned in his tears, leading him to begin angrily digging into the ground to get revenge on the satanic devils who ruined his life, not realising how foolish he was, since he would die long before making it to the core of the earth at his current speed. After digging for a whole week, he would realise his foolishness and grown up into a man, proceeding to blow a hole into the ground and revealing the long destroyed rock which reads. Upon this discovery, this man would take the name of rokfen and reconstruct the rock, discovering a ancient writing in unintelligable script 22, deciding to destroy it again and build kosivo 6 from it's ruins, not realising he was far too late to building it and thus innevitably failing and crying himself to sleep.
=== The Inscription and his demise (and the fact he is very much likely just a made up guy from a fever dream that needed a few poorly faked sources) ===
After crying from a week, he would reconstruct the rock again and inscribe a new text upon it, describing his entire life and burrying it back underground. Afterwards, he would try to build kosivo 6 at least 10 more times, failing each time until he finally gave up and soon after dissapeared from the historical record, dying sometime in the 700's BCE. The rock would dug up in 1990 in the center of Pristina, having somehow ended up there due to the movement of the godly ash. Some would claim to be able to read the inscribed text, though no signs of an actual coherent text have been found on the rock, implying these people are crazy. Soon after multiple people would begin reporting seeing him in their dreams in the form of the same rock, informing them that he was real and constructed the entire world, which clearly contradicts with literally everything said before and thus also proves these dreams as false sources. Finally, in 2008, a man named HHHHHHH (probably made up), would supposedly have a dream about the eightthth emperor and for some reason report it to the main research in the field, who suspiciously also was the only man who could confirm of HHHHHHHHHHHH's existence, refusing to give any personal details and while drunk in a bar in 2011 multiple times repeating that he had made him up, though he would later deny this, stating that his state of drunkeness had made his memory faulty. He was probably lying about everything except what he said in that bar, as literally no other actually well preserved archeological or linguistic sources of the eightht empoeroros' existence have been preserved and even the authorities of KOSOVO deny his existence, so he is very probably just a made up historical figure because someone had a fever dream.