Cats and Toast

I was surfing the web one day
When I came upon a most disturbing thing
A cat-wearing toast
Or a toast-wearing cat
Which is which?
And what is that?
Oh my gods!
The cat has a hat!
I think I shall die!
Ah!
My brain!
I think it went splat!
Category:~Angel Wings~
Category:Poetry
Category:Humor
Category:Completed Stories/Poems