Notice board (Blandare)

This notice board is located in Blandare and gives access to the contract quest, Missing Miners.
== Postings ==
=== Contract: Missing Miners ===
=== Go Plough Somewheres Else! ===
:To the couple boffing in my barn every night – ride the crupper somewhere else. I've had enough of the noise, next time I'll chase you out with a whip.– Knutur
=== About Hjordis ===
:Many a young man has asked me to give them my Hjordis as wife. To all of them I say this same thing: Hjordis will take the one she herself chooses, and I will not go against her wishes. Go talk to her if you like and leave me in peace.
:– Lykkir
=== Beware the black ram! ===
:Beware the black ram, who butts one straight in the arse if one turns the arse to him.– Sjurdi
=== Looking to Buy a Ram's Head ===
:Anyone selling a ram's head? Need one for eel bait.– Floki
=== Leaving the Village ===
:I had to break my oath. I'm leaving the village and the isles. Take what you want from my house, divide my land and sheep between yourselves. Be well.
:– Loftur, son of Hordur
=== An Omen, Perhaps? ===
:I caught a two-headed cod yesterday. Is it a sign from gods? For I don't know whether to start it smoking or take it to the druids so they can have a look at it.
:– Palli
=== Council of Elders' Decision ===
:The Council of Elders has decided as follows: if one rents a mare and the mare foals, the foal is the owner's property. But the one to whom the stallion belongs has the right to half a pail of milk for as long as the mare is producing milk.
=== Skald Seeks Apprentice ===
:Will teach a boy with a keen ear and strong lungs the art of blowing bagpipes.
:– Geir Golden Lips
=== Old Warrior Looking to Join a Raid ===
:Young ones,
:Eighty years I've walked the earth. My arms are weak, my legs trembling. I fear I'll know the shame of dying in my bed. Let me join a raid so I can die with dignity. I can still row when the waves're low. I've got silver and can pay my part of the boat expenses.
:– Jogvan
=== Need a Man ===
:Looking to take in a handsome unmarried man to keep me warm at night. He must be fair-haired, well-proportioned, with a thick beard, fresh breath and of considerable lustiness.
:– Jastrid
ar:لوحة إعلانات بلاندير
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