A Veritable Smorgasbord

A Veritable Smorgasbord is a song from Charlotte's Web. It is sung by Gwen the Goose and Templeton the Rat as Gwen tries to convince Templeton that he should go to the county fair because of the leftover food scraps. 
==Lyrics==
Gwen the Goose: A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord
After the crowds have ceased
Each night when the lights go out
It can be found on the ground all around
Oh, what a ratly feast!
Why, a fair has enough disgusting leftover food to satisfy a whole army of rats!
Templeton: Is this true? Is this appetizing yarn of yours true?
Will I find:
Melon rinds and bits of hot dogs
Cookie crumbs and rotten cotton candy
Melted ice cream, mustard dripplings
Moldy goodies everywhere?
Gwen the Goose: Yes, yes!
Templeton: Lots of popcorn, apple cores
Banana peels and soggy sandwiches
And gobs of gorgeous gook to gobble at the fair?
Gwen the Goose: Yes, yes, yes!
Templeton: I like high living... what you say tempts me!
Gwen the Goose: It's true. Go to the fair, Templeton. You will find that it will surpass your wildest dreams!
Templeton: You mean tin cans with particles of tunafish stickin' to 'em? Greasy paper bags stuffed with rotten eggs?
Gwen the Goose: Yep, yep, yep. True, true, true!
Templeton: That's enough, don't tell me anymore! I'm going!
Both: A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord
After the gates are shut
Each night when the lights go out
It can be found on the ground all around
That's where a rat can glut, glut, glut, glut!
Category:Songs
Category:Music
Category:Charlotte's Web