Live Like Kings

Shit, these fools got TVs in the bathroom - both of 'em! Automatic goddamn toilet - buttons and shit! They got a machine to wipe their ass. It ain't right, man!
 Hahahaha... Gonna put that to good use. Sick of wiping my own ass.
 Not like they using it no more. Yesterday, we got into that art collector's place. Holy shit. Felt like walking into a museum. Fucking Picasso on the walls - face all smashed up lookin' like Billy D's, remember him? Ugly motherfucker.
 Yeah. You like that shit?
 Man, that shit's ugly, man. Put a knife through it. Haha... Took the liquor, though, 'cause that shit was fine.
 Ain't gonna drink itself. Pass it over, would you?
==Appearances==
*Tom Clancy's The Division
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