2021 Old Wombles’ Conference

The 2021 Old Wombles' Conference was a conference held on the 12th June 2021 at the Wimbledon Burrow which invited wombles aged five hundred or over to speak about issues affecting contemporary society, including womble society and society in general. At the end of the conference, a document was published detailing the participants thoughts on a variety of issues, including the Role of Age in Womble Society. There was controversy surrounding the conference, due to its lower age limit of five hundred, which Great Uncle Bulgaria, aged 171, considered unreasonably high. In protest to being told he could not attend the Old Wombles’ Conference, Great Uncle Bulgaria established the rival 2021 Old Wombles' Conference (150+), which had a similar objective to the original Old Wombles' Conference, but accepted wombles age 150 or over. Great Uncle Bulgaria's frustrations intensified when no-one other than himself attended his conference and this would eventually result in Great Uncle Bulgaria claiming that he was the oldest entity in the universe, required in excess of one hundred spectacles to see and was God. Great Uncle Bulgaria was detained and taken to a mental health treatment facility, where he remained until a Truth Ray was administered and forced him to admit that he was a 171 year old womble and not God. The 2021 Old Wombles' Conference proceeded as expected despite this controversy, though it did not lead to any major long term consequences or changes in society.
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