GEICO: 3 Advertising Campaigns

== 1. Happier Than... ==
Get happy, get GEICO.
* Happier than Gallagher at a farmer's market.
* Happier than a bodybuilder directing traffic.
* Happier than Christopher Columbus with speedboats.
* Happier than Eddie Money running a travel agency.
* Happier than a witch in a broom factory.
* Happier than a Slinky on an escalator.
* Happier than an antelope with night-vision goggles.
* Happier than Dikembe Mutombo blocking a shot.
* Happier than Paul Revere with a cell phone.
* Happier than Dracula volunteering at a blood drive.
* Happier than the Pillsbury Doughboy on his way to a baking convention.
* Happier than a camel on Wednesday.
== 2. Did You Know...? ==
Did you know (that)...?
* Did you know that some owls aren't that wise?
* Did you know that Old McDonald was a really bad speller?
* Did you know the ancient pyramids were actually a mistake?
* Did you know that when a tree falls in the forest and no one's around, it does make a sound?
* Did you know that Houdini couldn't escape from everything?
* Did you know there is an oldest trick in the book?
* Did you know auctioneers make bad grocery store clerks?
* Did you know Pinocchio was a bad motivational speaker?
* Did you know bad news doesn't always travel fast?
* Did you know that game show hosts should only host game shows?
* Did you know that playing cards with Kenny Rogers gets old pretty fast?
* Did you know that words really can hurt you?
* Did you know the Great Wall of China wasn't always so great?
* Did you know that former pro football player Ickey Woods will celebrate almost anything?
* Did you know certain cartoon characters should never have an energy drink?
* Did you know genies can be really literal?
== 3. It's What You Do ==
If you want to save 15% or more on car insurance, you switch to GEICO.
* If you're in a horror movie, you make poor decisions.
* If you're Salt-N-Pepa, you tell people to "Push It".
* If you're a camel, you put up with this all the time.
* If something goes wrong, you find a scapegoat.
* If you're a free-range chicken, you roam free.
* If you're a cat, you ignore people.
* If you're Dora the Explorer, you explore.
* If you're a fisherman, you tell tales.
* If your boss stops by, you act like you're working.
* If you're the guy from the Operation game, you get operated on.
* If you're a golf commentator, you whisper.
* If you're the band Europe, you love a "Final Countdown".
* If you're Peter Pan, you stay young forever.
* If you're a mom, you call at the worst time.
* If you're a couple, you fight over directions.
* If you have alligator arms, you avoid picking up the check.
* If you sit on your phone, you butt-dial people.
* If you're a parrot, you repeat things.
* If you want someone to leave you alone, you pretend like you're sleeping.
* If you taste something bad, you want someone else to try it.
* If you walk the walk, you talk the talk.
* If you're a stuntman, you cheat death.
* If you're Boyz II Men, you'd make anything sound good.
* If you're a ref, you way over-explain things.