At Long Last Leave/Quotes

:Mayor Quimby: We are here to banish the Simpsons, although we are not pleased to be doing so. 
:Chief Wiggum: I am! 
:Julius Hibbert: Me, too. 
:Hyman Krustofsky: I feel like a kid at Christmas! 
:Sideshow Bob: I believe you know my position. 
:Mayor Quimby: I know we are all happy! I'm just trying to spare their feelings!
:Cookie Kwan : Those freaks have no feelings! (points at Maggie) Even baby never cries!
:(Maggie looks at the crowd and makes a throat slash gesture)
:Townspeople: She's a freak!
:Cookie: What baby does that?
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:Homer: Let her Maggie slice off the tip of your ear and she'll go right to sleep.
:Carl: No.
:Homer: That's not a choice you get to make.
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:Homer: If you banish us you will get a 1000 year drought (Raining Storm) I mean a 1000 year flood (Rain stops rainbow comes out) I mean 1000 years of perfect weather.
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:Mayor Quimby: Maybe he's {Homer} right. We are jerks.
:Chief Wiggum: You want I should spray some of my Jerk-Off on you? (Holds up a spray-can labeled 'Jerk Off")
:Mayor Quimby: Eh, it's OK.
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:Homer: (disguised as Mr. Burns) Excellent.
:Chief Wiggum: It wouldn't be you if you didn't say excellent.
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:Mr. Burns: Well, bye to them. Let's go, Smithers (Burns is actually talking to Mr. Teeny dressed up as Smithers. Mr. Teeny jumps into Burns's arms and they walk away) Getting a little clingy, aren't we? (Mr. Teeny puckers his lips) Oh, alright. (Burns and Mr. Teeny kiss)
:Smithers: (stunned) That's all it took? I just had to ask?
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:[Homer and Bart have strapped a rocket engine to a bike]
:Bart: You sure this is a good idea?
:Homer: This is the outlands, boy. Ideas aren't good or bad, they're just free. Power on!
:[Bart turns the engine on. The bike goes fast, but Homer’s head gets sucked into the engine]
:Homer: I was wrong-- there are bad ideas! There are terrible ideas!
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:Seymour Skinner: I'm sure someone will come back and tell me where they went. If I go inside, they might not find me.
: [Bart turns up in a constructed helicopter and throws Skinner a rope]
: Bart: Aw, come on man. We wouldn't leave you behind.
: Skinner: Bless you boy!
: [Skinner, hanging from the rope, hits the Jebediah Springfield statue]
: Skinner: Ow!
: Bart: Accident! [sees that Skinner is about to collide with a building] Here comes another one!
: Skinner: Ow! Ow! It's nice to be wanted.
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