Skylanders Snakey Chinese New Year (Spoof)

Cast
Danny
Sebastian
Timon
Mushu
Fluttershy/Erica
Swampy
Wreck-It-Ralph
Snakes
Discord
Medusa
Transcript
(Door opens to reveal Timon)
Danny:Hi Tim! Wanna Help Decorate for Chinese New Year?
Timon:Not right now,Danny! But i'm trying to remember something.
Danny:What happened?
Timon:I was out for a walk to the zoo but then I found something but I forgot what it was.
Danny:Try to remember and then go back to...(Rumbling Starts) WHAT'S HAPPENING?!? (Knocks on door)
Sebastian:I'll get it! (Opens the door and reveals a bunch of snakes)
Danny:SNAKES! ABANDON HOUSE!!! (The Skylanders escape) Why are there a bunch of snakes in our house?!
Timon:Well,It is Chinese New Year,so there must've been a sign of them to come.
Danny:You mean like that one over there? (Cut to a sign saying Deliver to Snake House and the truck that has snakes leaves)
Timon:Oh. Now I remember!
Danny:What happened when you were out?
Timon:It was in the zoo on the floor,I thought I should do something about it,So I took it home.
Danny:I'm thinking of giving you a punishment but now we need to lure these guys out of the house. Luckily,I've found a map to a place where there's an endless amount of meat! Only problem is, they'll take too long to just simply take a piece of meat from there to back to all the way here!
Timon:What's the plan of luring the snakes out?
Danny:Live bait!
Timon:Good Idea! HEY!
Danny:Come on Tim! You and Seb have to create a diversion!
Timon:What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula? (Later...) Luau! If you're hungry for a hunk fat and juicy meat,Eat my buddy Sebastian cause he's a treat,Come on down and dine on this tasty crab,All you have to do is get and grab! Are you a master?
Sebastian:Yep! Yep! Yep!
Timon:For some lobster?
Sebastian:Yep! Yep! Yep!
Timon:He's a big crab!
Sebastian:Yep! Yep! Yep!
Timon:You can be a big crab too! Oy!
Timon & Sebastian:AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs away from the snakes)
Danny:Ok,Mushu,You're with me. Just in case that they're still some snakes in the house.
Mushu:Am I allergic to snakes? I bloat.
Danny:(Looks around and finds 1 more snake in the house and he gets a sword) There's one more left! Let's get him! (Accidently hits Mushu in the head)
Mushu:Ooh! Ow!
Danny:Sorry! (He corners the snake and it starts running away. Then he finally got him) Gotcha!
Mushu:Strange. I should be bloating by now.
Danny:Hmm. Maybe this is a special snake! I'll try communicating with it. (Talks snake-like)
Snake:Ok,first of all,I can speak english. and secondly,I'm not a snake. I'm...(Blast occurs and Danny looks at him as...)
Discord:...DISCORD!
Danny:Discord?! But aren't you suppose to be a statue?!
Discord:Well,yes. Until I heard some arguing over some soda! Now I can make Skylands fall for eternal chaos and- (Danny and Mushu aren't amused and Danny gets a Medusa head to turn discord into stone) Oh,crud. Not again. (Turns to stone)
Mushu:When did you slay a Medusa?
Danny:I didn't. I brought it from her.
Mushu:(Looks at medusa,headless,starts to wave at them) I wonder what happened to Tim and Seb.
(Meanwhile...)
(Snakes are cooking Timon and Sebastian in a cauldron)
Sebastian:I blame you for this,Tim.
Timon:Don't look at me,It was Danny's Idea!
The End