The Uprising/Transcript

This is the transcript of the season 1 episode "The Uprising", the first episode of the 2022 series The Night of the Undead, which aired on Adult Swim on July 25, 2022.
== Cold open ==
(The screen opens on the Sun in the sky, with birds tweeting.)
Ryan: Ah, September. The month where majority of America have to go back to school. Except for me, and most other kids, because I have, well, graduated.
(The screen cuts to Ryan's room.)
Ryan: That's what I at least thought of until I have to go to Princeton University.
(Ryan puts a box on top of another box.)
Ryan: Hello. I'm Ryan Blake. 19-years-old. Just graduated high school, and now I have to go to some boring university in Central Jersey.
(Then cut to a car.)
Ryan: Don't get me wrong, New Jersey has a lot of interesting things, such as healthcare, cuisine, even the geography, like oh my god, those beaches are so beautiful! Like I just want to lay on that yellow sand, and let the Sun hit me like a fist.
(He closes the car trunk.)
Ryan: But we'll see how I do once I get out of here.
(He enters his car.)
Ryan: Spoiler alert: It's not gonna end well.
(He starts the car and drives off.)
== Part 1 ==
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