Transcripts 1999-04

Transcripts from April 1999 strips.
==April 1==
Guest comic from RT Matheson, header now reads
S.S.D.D by Alan Foreman with a l'il help from RT Matheson
(c)1999 Alan Foreman and RT Matheson
http://come.to/ssdd
http://www.telusplanet.net/public/foxstar/
Panel 1Richard and Anne are walking along in front of some bushes and holding hands. Richard looks downcast, while Anne looks concerned.Anne: I thought you'd enjoy getting away from the city... What's wrong?Panel 2Richard has a scared? look on his face. Anne pulls him in nose-to-nose, with a mischievous look. A flowering bush and some trees are in the background.Richard: Oh nothing... this just reminds me of the love scene from my favourite movie...Panel 3The camera has zoomed out to show more of the forest. Anne and Richard are rotated 180 degrees from panel 2. Skippy and Liska are in the background.Richard: A secluded forest, a romantic atmosphere, the woman of my dreams...Panel 4Norman leaps out of the bushes at Richard and Anne, waving around a chainsaw with a "Wa Ha ha!" Anne is freaking out but Richard is annoyed.Richard: ...and some stupid $#@* stalking us with a chainsaw!
==April 12==
Panel 1Richard is asleep on the couch, a large "Z" indicating his slumber. Kingston looks over at the coat in Richard's lap and notices something sticking out.Kingston: Well hello, what do you have here Richard?Panel 2Close up of a video with the label "LAST TANGO IN LITTLEHAMPTON" on it.Kingston: A video... and this is defiantly worth a look.Panel 3Kingston looks over at the television and sees the VCR is missing.Kingston: Well it would, but some bastard has walked off with the video player. I wonder where he's carted that off too?Panel 4Kingston looks in another room and sees Norman's VCR + computer setup.Kingston: Here it is...Kingston: What does Norman want with three video players? Might be something to do with that anarchy shite he keeps spouting.Panel 5Close-up of Kingston pushing eject on VCR 1.Kingston: Well sod him! Taking all the videos isn't on when I've got a porno film to watch. He's not even watching them.Note pointing to "VID 1": Video with the message on it (see part 10).Panel 6Kingston has a shocked expression as he watches the tape.Kingston: F*****G HELL!!!Kingston: If I'm not mistaken; the guy with his eyes rolled into the back of his head is RICHARD!!!Panel 7Close-up of the computer progress screen: Copying from "VID 1" to "Vi...SCARY 'VID1' icon with arrow pointing to VIDEO 'VID3' icon
Progress bar: %15Off-panel (Kingston): Jesus! You could get three years for being caught with this tape! Damn! No sound. Ew! Don't do that! Why are you smiling that's GOT to hurt! Anyway is that psychically possible? Oh I see! Damnit Richard where did you find her? I mean she's a fox but she can eat me any day...Caption: You bet this is continued...
==April 19==
Panel 1Kingston is looking at the video and grabbing his hat brim in excitement.Kingston: This stuff is sick! I know people how will kill for this video,but he's staring in it!Panel 2Kingston hears a "THUMP" and a "*cough*" and turns around in fright.Kingston: EEK!Kingston (thinking): Shit that sounds like Norman. Right grab the tape and replace the other...Panel 3Extreme close-up on Kingston looking down.Kingston: OH HELL!Panel 4Kingston takes off his hat and is holding it nervously over his crotch as Norman walks groggily past with a "*yawn*".Kingston: Ha, Er. Alright Norman?Norman: Wha'ever.
==April 26==
Panel 1Three-fourths view of Norman facing right and grasping a videocassette in his hands with a vicious grin.Norman: The final tape is complete. It's surprising...Panel 2The camera rotates to view Norman straight on, silhouettes of destroyed buildings in the background.Norman: that this is such a small thing. But this simple videotape holds something that will turn society upside-down. It will be fun to watch it ALL B-U-R-N!!!!Panel 3Extreme close-up of Norman facing left but looking backward over his shoulder.Norman: But first I'd better try it out on some test subjects...Panel 4Norman shakes Richard, who is still asleep on the couch.Norman: Hay Rich'...Richard: ZZZzzz *SNORT* Oh yeah Anne that felt good. Do it again. *mumble*Panel 5Norman moves on to Kingston, who is sitting on the couch next to Richard.Norman: Hay Kingston wanna watch...Kingston: NO!!! Whatever it is NO!!! I still get nightmares from when you showed me your party trick!
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