Soyjak vs Gigachad

Soyjak vs Gigachad is the seventh installment of Epic Rap Batles of History, a satirical rap battle series by Mr. Jay. It features the bitter nerd meme, Soyjak, rapping against the alpha male meme, Gigachad. It was uploaded on July 6, 2023.
== Cast ==
WoodenHornets and Goblinium as Soyjak (voice actor and body actor, respectively)
Chaotic Rap Battles as Gigachad
YDGeon as the Announcer and Cuckold (cameo)
01legofan and Tankrulez615 as Reddit Buddies (cameos)
Mr. Jay as Super Mario (cameo)
== Lyrics ==
[Note: Gigachad is in bold text and Soyjak is in regular text.]
=== Soyjak: ===
Ugh! Do I really have to face this guy again? I protest!
Your chin and pecs don't hide the fact your fans are racist homophobic pests
But I digress, when you compare us at least I own up to who I am
While most people who think they're chads are the actual Soyjaks, now suck on my Soysack (Woah)
I'm runnin’ fast like Sonic (Woah), your whole existence's a fucking joke (Woah)
4Channers use you to justify crimes, you're not a chad, you're a Gigachode (Woah)
My Reddit buddies all think you blow, at least I’m funny you're just a cope (Woah)
Lets-a-Go like Mario, and it’s another chud I've sent down the pole
=== Gigachad: ===
Step aside you nerd, your whining is annoying (Shut up!)
You’re a grown boy, who’s playing with toys, when you should really consider employing
Yo, Soybro, you have no joy bro, you need to go bro, boutta get low low
Gonna show show, how I flow bro, with my chin more chiseled than Mat4yo flow, yo
Pop ya glasses out like COD, you know I spit it right (Right)
Mouth so wide like The Rake, that they should just call you Gigabyte (Nom)
Don’t throw a fit, ho, what’s your intent tho? Your nerdy face is gayer than Nintendo
I took your sister and I plowed her fuck hole, then plowed your girl while you watched like a cuckold (Ooh)
=== Soyjak: ===
There are 10 million million memes that we can observe (Nom)
Your momma took the ugly ones, and put them into one nerd (Aah!)
Don’t be fooled by my looks, I’m the real alpha male
I use my mind to conquer, you are just an epic fail (Heh)
Who is looking pretty frail (Huh), and you’re lookin’ pretty fucking pale (Huh)
Going harder than I would on a Funko Pop sale (Woo)
I may be a nerd, but I’m proud of what I love
I don’t need no muscles to prove my worth from above
And Nintendo’s not bad, shut your gay fucking mouth
Added Minecraft to Smash, bitch they never go south (Eugh)
I’m the real slick MC from Marvel and DC
Gonna peep your IG, now let’s see
No, what the fuck, no it can't be
Are you fucking making NFTs?
=== Gigachad: ===
Yes (Ha ha). Don’t challenge my PNGs you little baby
Your mom asked me for sex. I looked at her and I said “Maybe”
'Cause I’m more crazy than a short lady tryna give birth to eighty four babies
In the very back of a Porsche Cayman, I bury rappers, then pour pavement
You’re that weird face that I see spammed all around the chatrooms (Ooh)
Resembling the avatar of those fat losers who review cartoons
Bitch, take a shower, you reek
I hit the gym for eight days a week
I’ve beat you up, you shouldn’t have paged me
Now clean my shit up, you fucking wagie (Ha)