Ryo Yamada

Ryo Yamada is a character from the hit anime series Bocchi The Rock! She is also known to be Shitzos waifu. This article will mostly focus on Shitzos obsession with her, which exists for some reason despite the fact that the bitch says 3 lines in the show and has the personality and charm of a rotten 75 year old decrepit cunt. 
== Background ==
Ryo Yamada is from the hit instant classic anime called Bocchi the Rock! Bocchi the Rock is an anime about some gay bitch with social anxiety trying to join a band. Ryo Yamada is the bassist for Kessoku band, and is known for her iconic moments of eating weeds and nothing else. 
== Shitzos Obsession ==
=== Origins ===
In late December 2022, Ventoxify recommended Bocchi the Rock to Shitzo. Little did Ventoxify know, this was the worst mistake he has ever made in his entire life. From late December 2022 to early February 2023, it didn't seem like anything was out of the ordinary. Shitzo would send an occasional Bocchi the Rock meme to Ventoxify occasionally, and not even all of them centered in Ryo Yamada. But then, the unbelievable happened.
=== Ryo Yamada Burner Account ===
On February 12th, 2023, which is also Brett Kavanaughs birthday (coincidence?), Shitzo created an alt account with a Ryo Yamada profile picture. He claimed that this was because he didn't want his real life school friends to see him with a Ryo Yamada profile picture. People started immediately making fun of him for being a fagot. This alt account eventually became Shitzos main account, especially for communicating with online friends. Even though it could be possible that Shitzo was truly just a shy little boy, a nimble cuckholded little man, it still seems a bit suspicious that he would create an entire alt just for Ryo Yamada. Well, as we will find out soon, his intentions for making this alt grew more sinister.
=== Hundreds of Pictures of Ryo ===
Shortly after making his alt account, Shitzo began obsessively collecting fan art of Ryo Yamada and storing it on his camera roll. He started out with a humble collection, only having one or two dozen Ryo images that he would commonly use for replies, reactions, and for just for something to look at that made him feel cozy on the inside. However, as his obsession with Ryo began to get deeper, he began saving hundreds of pictures of Ryo to his devices. He would update Ventoxify on how many Ryo pictures he had saved on his phone. Ventoxify got concerned when Shitzo told him he had over 60 pictures of Ryo on his phone, but this wouldn't even be the end of the horrors, because Shitzo continued to update him on his milestones. First 100, then 250, and within a matter of 2 months his collection blossomed to a staggering 500 pictures of Ryo Yamada saved to his camera roll. At that point, it became physically impossible for Shitzo to send all of these pictures as replies and reactions, so the contents of all of the images are unknown, but it is assumed that based on the sheer amount of Ryo pictures, Shitzo was probably just having a lot of fun with them. It is currently unknown how large Shitzos current collection is, but it is suspected that he has cut down the amount of Ryo pictures he has on his phone out of paranoia that someone might discover his stash (hopefully).
=== Ryospeak ===
In the months after his Ryo obsession, Ventoxify began to develop Ryospeak, a new langauge that involved changing syllables in applicable words with "Ryo". For example, if Ventoxify wanted to say "I'm going to school tomorrow" in Ryospeak, he would say "I'm Ryoing to Ryool tomorryow". At first, nobody helped him develop this esoteric language, because he's a lunatic, but it got to the point where entiryo sentryoces ryoere ryousing ryospeak in everyo ryord. This is ryohy Shitzryos mentryo state has decryoined ryover the past yearyo.