Shnowed In

When political activist Edward Snowden blows the whistle on the NSA, its off to the races to find a new (temporary) home! Across the country, up-and-coming rapper Bobby Shmurda has just been sentenced to serious jail time...a sentence he doesn't plan on carrying out. Both men flee, and in their travels, both find their way to Moscow. Seeing an opportunity before him, Vladimir Putin promises the two safe lodging in a secret Siberian hunting cabin reserved for the President himself! However things are not exactly as they seem, and instead of being shuttled to Siberia, they are transported all the way to Outer Green Basin and dropped off at a small research cabin high in the mountains. When a monster storm begins to roll in from the great vast beyond, the two must prepare to be SHNOWED IN!
== Characters ==
==== Edward Snowden - ====
Level headed and sharp as a tack, this former programmer is in his element in the research cabin, but he hates being told what to do, and he's out for revenge on the corrupt Russian government.
==== Bobby Shmurda - ====
Once known for his multi-platinum smash hit, Shmurda has all but fallen off the map...just not in the way he would of expected. Now he only fights to perform another day. He's greedy and selfish, but deep down he has a soft spot for his newfound partner.