Butt Bumps In Your Pocket

This keychain, made from 2007-2009, featuring farting noises and wisecracking phrases from Philly Phil (as voiced by Phil LaMarr, African-American comedy voice actor.)
== The Farting Noises and Their Wisecracking Phrases ==
# ("Silver Comet" fart) Who needs comets and meteors when you have my farts?
# ("Silver Lining" fart) Humiliation is now humor, thanks to the magical world of cringe comedy!
# ("Silver Bullet" fart) Right on time and right on target!
# ("Mute Swan SBD" fart) Such elegant poise, oh so refined!
# ("Aromatic Anesthesia" fart) That's a true expulsion of laughing gas!
# ("Smelly Sedation" fart) Blissful giggles are all around me now!
# HIDDEN SOUNDBITE 1 (activated by pushing the top 2 buttons simultaneously): ("Wicked Wipeout Splatter" fart) Try your best to survive the gas!
# HIDDEN SOUNDBITE 2 (activated by pushing the top 2 buttons simultaneously): ("Radical Room-Clearer" fart) Ah, the distinct bouquet of vacancy!
# HIDDEN SOUNDBITE 3 (activated by pushing the top 2 buttons simultaneously): ("Totally Tubular Tooter" fart) I've laid a gnarly gasser for you!