WaChug Jug

A Wa-Chug Jug is an even better version of the Chug Jug that was thought of by Mario when he was getting tired of the Chug Jug's taste. It is so incredibly good for you, you might ASPLODE!!!!!!! Apparently due to a chug jug being too heavy, it is also a weapon.
The contents inside are not blood, that'd be gross. Unless you're Bloodsucker, then in that case too bad for you!
== Facts ==
*A whole jug of a Chug Jug is also known as the undefeatable drink, because it's so good for you!
*How much jug would a Chug Jug chug if a Chug Jug could chug jug?
**Assuming a spherical Chug Jug in a vacuum, about 42.
*IT'S PURPLE RED OMG!!!
*Sold at Walmarts near you.
*It tastes like fruit punch.
*WaChug Jug is one of the only drinks that will cure the Weegee Virus. Side effects when used for this purpose include non-lethal asplosion, so do it in your self-asplosion room.
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