School Daze

Musical guest: Louane Emera (When we go home)
Charlotte's first show as a new cohost
Main comic - It's the siblings’ first day
== Quotes ==
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath... for a cartoon cramaganza!
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Zoey X Kyle!
Zoey: Hey, thanks for joining us, I don't like getting up this early any more than you do. But we are in this together. Sooner we both get to school, sooner We get to come home at 3PM and get back to sleep.
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
June: [melodramatically] Welcome to the whole new learning experience!
[The other shadow turns on the light.]
Kyle: Why do you always have to say it that way?
Dr Joanne: You must be our new students. I'm Dr. Joanne, the principal.
Dr Joanne: Miss Sally.
Miss Sally: Yes?
Dr Joanne: Good luck.
Miss Sally: Thanks. Hello, guys. Welcome to homeroom.
Zoey: Good to be here. I hope. So this is a classroom, here is a good old cartoon, action league now
Narrator: dateline, bedroom
Flesh: So, I'm on a yacht, right? And I say, "Sir, where's That girl?" And he says, "She's holding
a plate full of papers. Turn around." And guess what? She was!
(ALL LAUGHING)
Stinky diver: P.S., my mum left me in charge. Staying up till 10:00 every night. Oh, yeah! (Looks)
Bully: Girls? Please? 
(GIRLS GROANING)
Narrator: Today's episode, Not 2 Skool 4 Cool
Bully: Thank you. Listen up, you rock stars. If you talk to those girls again, you're dead.
Meltman: uh oh! 
Bully: That's it. You're dead! Run! Come on! Back here, you dirty rats!
Flesh: Hang ten, bros! Scatter!
Bully: Go, go! That way! Over there!
Flesh: hold the run! Hey, slowpokes! Catch me if you can! Guess what? It's wedgie time!
Bully: Oh! My butt! 
Tod: Guys, wait, wait. Time out!
Bully: It's swirlie time!
Tod: Come on, come on, guys. This is so 1980s.
(She THRASHING)
Bully: Mommy!
Zoey: (giggling)
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! Keep your derrière in the "chair-iere". still to come...Life with loopy, What a wonderful day....and when we return, more action league now!. on “KaBlam!”
Larry: Hi i am Larry, Do you know when there’s a terrible thing about TVs?
Mr. Cooper: hold on people
(GRUNTS)
Loopy: Come on, baby! (LAUGHING) Yes!
Mrs. Cooper: Good job dear, your turn Stacy
Stacy: No problem. Watch and learn, my friends. Oops. Well, it looks like it's time to play my second favorite game. Hide the Broken TV from Larry. You wanna play?
Mr. Cooper: No!
Stacy: What was school like for me? Uh, in a word, awesome. But, you know, that's 'cause I was, like, extremely popular.
Loopy: Is that why you still live with your grandma? And refer to me as "the Loopster"? And go "bills bills bills" all day?
Mr. Cooper: (CHUCKLING SARCASTICALLY) Bedtime!
Larry: But the next day, it’s a terrible nightmare
Mr. Cooper: Loopy? Loopy, wake up and turn off the alarm! Loopy! Loopy, I'm not kidding! I'm not kidding, buddy. Turn it off! (BUZZING CONTINUES) this isn't funny.
Larry: see? That’s how you know, loopy ended up in a bathroom
Zoey: The stadium's pandemonium! It's fourth and goal. It's up! It's up! And she catches it! The crowd goes crazy! (IMITATING CROWD ROARING)
Kyle: Psst! Hey!
Hilary: what is she doing?
Ashleigh: I don’t get that
Zoey: Hello? Z plush doll, tooting my own horn, but... (IMITATING HORN TOOTING)
Tyler: dude, I think she's cute. 
Lauren: Me, too.
Zoey: Toss. And She's up!
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Zoey: Thank you. Call me, the next cartoon, what a wonderful day 
Gerald and Bev: It's a lovely brand new day Time to wake up, time to play
Noon time, lunch time, sun is high Lunch and a nap –the hours fly
Afternoon- it's time for friends Having fun that never ends
Evening comes, the sun goes down Now it's bath and supper time
The sky is dark the stars are bright Now it's time to say goodnight
Female narrator: now it's... morning 
Gerald and Bev: The Sun is tickling my eyes Like a welcoming surprise Let's get up, let's not get lazy Sit up, get up, upsy-daisy! 
Female singer: Come on children, let's get up It is time for washing up: Don't forget your teeth to brush Even when you're in a rush Wash your face and comb your hair Now let's pick out what to wear
Gerald and Bev: To the kitchen, breakfast time Here is your cup, here is mine Milk and juice and oats and toast This is what we love the most Now we don't want to be late It's already half past eight
Female singer: Come on children, let's get dressed Later there'll be time to rest Pull up your trousers, tuck in your shirt Tie your shoes, put on your skirt Put up your hair, pull up your socks Take your backpack and lunchbox
Gerald and Bev: Take our hats and lock the door Skipping, hopping two, three, four Birds are singing in the tree They are whistling, so are we It's the best part of the day Time for us to laugh and play
Zoey: And she's up and she scores!Category:Episodes