Episode 1811

Picture	Segment 	Description
 	Insert 	Big Bird recounts his trip to the circus to Barkley (who doesn't pay much attention). Big Bird was especially enamored by the lion tamer and imagines himself in such a role, with Barkley as his trained animal. Back in reality, Big Bird tries getting Barkley to do some tricks, but he just lies on the ground instead.
 	Song 	Joe Raposo sings "Take a Breath."
 	Muppets 	Lefty sells Ernie an invisible ice cream cone; Ernie pays for it with an invisible nickel.
 	Film 	Stop-motion: in a park, a garbage man puts litter in a trash can. (Part 1)
 	Cartoon 	E for elephant, eagle, everything, and egg.
 	Film 	Stop-motion: in a park, a man reads a newspaper, then shamelessly drops it on the ground. A little girl finds this disgusting, and puts the newspaper in the trash bin. (Part 2)
 	Cartoon 	E for End
 	Insert 	Big Bird and company sing a song of crossing the street safely - "You'll Never Cross Alone."
 	Cartoon 	Look both ways before you cross the streetArtist: Ray Favata
 	Muppets 	Anything Muppets (including Farley) shout "E!"
 	Cartoon 	E for Elephant & Elk, the nominees for best E animal.
 	Film 	A boy climbs up a tree to gather coconuts.
 	Film 	Things in a kitchen become CLOSED.
 	Film 	The sign CLOSED spins around.
 	Muppets 	An Anything Muppet girl tells two different monster marching bands to play the same song and march together.
 	Cartoon 	A boy uses his pet inchworm to measure his toy car and toy truck. Afterward, the inchworm wants to measure the Empire State Building.
 	Muppets 	While building a doghouse with Sully, Biff sings "We Coulda," listing all the jobs they could've done outside the world of construction.
 	Cartoon 	"Uncle Gus and all of us went for a ride to Ho-Ho-Kus". Features a Snuffleupagus cameo.
 	Muppets 	Cookie Monster does a taste test to compare square shaped, triangle shaped, and circle shaped cookies.
 	Song 	Joe Raposo sings "Frog Struggle Song."
 	Cartoon 	Pinball #11Artist: Jeff Hale
 	Insert 	Maria and David observe the Two-Headed Monster and imagine what it would be like to be a two-headed being as well. They picture themselves in a large sweater (appearing as though they have two heads) and soon find they can't make up their mind whether to sweep or take a nap. Back in reality, they go through a similar argument in deciding where to go for a date.
 	Cartoon 	A caveman sits on what he thinks is a rock, not realizing that it's a dinosaur, which is alive.
 	Muppets 	"I'm in Love with U"
 	Cartoon 	A man (voiced by Jack Dodson) describes places that begin with U and what you can do with the letter U.
 	Celebrity 	Kids narrate as they watch the Mummenschanz performers act as an angular being, trying to figure out which piece is actually the head.
 	Cartoon 	A dog learns about U.Artist: John Paratore
 	SCENE 1 	Luis is swamped with work at the Fix-it Shop today. Herry Monster returns to pick up his barbells, and Telly tags along as Herry’s weightlifting trainee. They overhear a phone conversation between Luis and Susan, whose refrigerator is broken. Telly frets that her food will go bad, so Herry goes off and brings the actual fridge to the shop (to Susan’s detriment).
 	Cartoon 	"It's a Lovely Eleven Morning"Artist: Bud Luckey
 	Muppets 	Kermit is a casting director, holding auditions for a performance of "The Three Little Pigs". The pigs who initially try out get the part of the three little pigs, but three different wolves of different sizes try out for the part of the Big Bad Wolf.
 	Cartoon 	Big, bigger, biggest (strongmen)
 	Film 	The Mad Painter #11
 	SCENE 2 	Luis watches as the Count gives Forgetful Jones a lesson in counting, reminding the cowboy through a special method: he first asks for each number, and Forgetful responds with "I forget." The Count then counts each time he forgets, which Forgetful believes helps remind him how to count. Luis thinks this method is technically cheating, but the Count and Forgetful still enjoy themselves.
 	Cartoon 	A bird lays ten eggs.Artist: Tom Gabbay
 	Muppets 	Farley sings "Figure It Out."
 	Cartoon 	A clam tells a fisherman why he's not catching any fish: he pulled all the plants out of the pond.
 	SCENE 3 	Having finally finished his work for the day, Luis (with help from Forgetful) announces the sponsors.
 	CLOSING SIGNS	A kid holds the Sesame Street sign, while David holds the CTW sign.
==Notes==
*Herry is a repeat offender in taking Susan's refrigerator; he previously did the same in Episode 0817 for a round of "Three of These Things."
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Category:Sesame Street Episode Season 14