The Emoji Movie/Transcript

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪ ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! ♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪ ♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪ ♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪ ♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪ ♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪ ♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪ ♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪ [Music] [Beep] [Chimes] Wassup, Internet! Today, I'm gonna do some movie impressions. See if you can guess what they are. [Beep] Hello. It is I, your friendly neighborhood insect man. Mwah! Aah! Miki chan! [Girly voice] Oh, Jack, I love you! I don't care if we're from different worlds! [Manly voice] Iceberg! Kapow! [Girly voice] Oh, no! We're sinking! [Manly voice] Save yourself, Rose! [Girly voice] Jack, you fool! Ah! Ice Bear wants to play. ["Finding Nemo" plays] I'm lost! Oh, Father, where are you?! I am here, Son. Meet your new mother. I love you. Yay! [Harry Potter] Wands at the ready! Scared, Wizard? You wish. Abracadabra. Gah! Thug life. ["Star Wars" theme] Hey, wait. I'm still in my wizard outfit. Gah! Ice Bear: I am your father. Weak. Okay, g*ng, that's it for now! Be sure to "like" and subscribe! And leave a comment. [Panda, girly voice] Yoohoo. I'm ready for my close up! Beautiful. [Girly voice] Yoohoo. I'm ready for my close up! A little adjustment... there we go! 1, 2, 3, 4 [Music] ♪ When I was younger, I did not know what trouble I did ♪ ♪ I would ride faster than anyone else that lived ♪ ♪ Lemme tell you 'bout a place that I used to go ♪ ♪ It was a tree I secretly planted ♪ ♪ And it started to grow ♪ ♪ I built a treehouse for you and for me ♪ ♪ But you built a wall ♪ ♪ And now, I can't see your heart ♪ ♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪ ♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪ [Music continues] [Camera shutter clicking] [Kazoo solo] ♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪ ♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪ ♪ Heeeeeeeaaaaaart ♪ Yo, Internet! We back at it again at the bear cave. We just found out that our bro is freaked out by cucumbers! [Laughs] Check it out. [Horn bl*ws, music] [Laughter] Cuke boys! Cuke boiz. [Horn bl*ws, music] [Laughing] Cuke boiz in the house! [Silent chuckle] What is funny? [Laughs] Grizz: Nothing. [Horn bl*ws, music] [Laughter] Panda: Okay, up until now, we've been using a cucumber, but what about pickles?! Just cucumbers, then! [Whispers] Do it. Do more. Do more. Do a lot more! [Laughter, cackling] Panda: Haha, the vacuum! Okay, wait, wait, wait. We just had a great idea. [Laughs] Check this out. Cuke boiz in the house! [Grizz laughing] 'Sup, bro. Ice Bear is preparing di... [gasps] Aughhh! Oh, my gosh, Panda! Hey, um... Well, I hope you liked the video. Ow! [Groaning] Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe. Or donate to help us pay for our hospital fees. [Groaning] Buckets! Denied. sh**t it, Pan Pan! Man: Ow! Uh, hey! Is somebody in there? N-Nobody. Just some local flora. Okay, come out, dude. What the...? Hmm. Upon observing the ursine specimens up close, one is struck by a remarkable musty smell. Wha... Are you stalking us or something? [Laughs] Hardly, my dear caniform companions. I am, in fact, conducting scientific research on the three of you. Studying you in your natural ecological niche! Oh, okay. Well, whatcha got so far? Let me see. [Creepy music] You don't know about bears. Oh, I do, ursus arctos. I am, in fact, the prominent bear biologist ... Baba-boo! Listen, my dude, if you really want to know about bears, you've got to listen to the pros. And that's us. Drop the b*at! [Music] ♪ So, I heard you want the facts ♪ ♪ The bare bone facts on me and my bros ♪ Yes, your scientific taxon. ♪ Well, you're in luck today, friend ♪ ♪ We'll tell you what you need to know ♪ ♪ How bears are the number-one animal from head-to-toe ♪ ♪ 1,000 abs ♪ ♪ 1,000 abs ♪ ♪ 1,001 ♪ ♪ 1,001 ♪ ♪ I can dunk a million basketballs ♪ What? ♪ My jump can touch the sun ♪ ♪ Uh, yeah. about that. Don't mean to hurt your pride ♪ ♪ Look, but bears just can't jump ♪ ♪ It says so in the guidebook ♪ ♪ Well, we're talented in other ways ♪ ♪ I can play the drums ♪ ♪ And bears are the best at video games ♪ ♪ How? You don't have thumbs ♪ Aw, dang, he's right. [K-pop b*at plays] ♪ Well, I can't speak for grizzlies ♪ ♪ But pandas, we got style, yeah ♪ ♪ Whiling away our time while all the ladies dial, yeah ♪ ♪ Never-ending hearts and likes on all my latest posts ♪ ♪ Extremely cool and popular, though I don't mean to boast ♪ ♪ Well, funny you should mention your prowess with the ladies ♪ ♪ Uh, pandas have some issues There aren't enough babies ♪ ♪ Um, forget it. Pandas, we've got artistic genius ♪ ♪ Well, I'm a scientist, not a critic ♪ ♪ But frankly, have you seen this? ♪ Okay, what, do you have a verse now? ♪ Ice Bears are the... Coolest ♪ ♪ Strongest ♪ ♪ Best bear ♪ That's actually accurate. But I take issue with the rest. ♪ What's true is true ♪ ♪ What's fact is fact ♪ ♪ No need to embellish on the traits that you lack ♪ ♪ You three are bears ♪ ♪ Top of the food chain ♪ ♪ As perfect as the setting sun ♪ ♪ And natural as rain ♪ ♪ So, see yourself as I see you ♪ ♪ Three perfect beings, through and through ♪ ♪ With quirks and flaws and lice, it's true ♪ ♪ Just doing what bears do ♪ ♪ Oooh ♪ ♪ Bears ♪ [Click] [Music] Oh, hey there, fellow crafters! And welcome back to another exciting episode of ... ah! ... Tabes' Craft Corner! Today, we're gonna be making a pinecone man. A pinecone ... it's nature's backpack for seeds. See, pinecones are the ideal craft supply. And they're free ... provided you're not in a National Park ... in which case, remember ... take only pictures, leave only footprints. Or I will find you and ... And next, the googly eyes. Now, the great thing about googly eyes is... [Fastforwarding] And that's reason number 84 why I use googly eyes in everything I do. Now, let's glue some of these bad boys up. Wait, hang on, where's my glue g*n? Give it back, dang it! This is my glue g*n! [Snarling] [Pants] Okay, got it! Now, remember, always be careful with glue g*n. They can get extremely hot. Now, I'll turn it over to Martinez for more on f*re safety. [Sirens wailing] Yes, sir! f*re and heat are not to be trifl... Aughh! Tabes, how did this happen?! Put it out! Put it out! Ow! I think I left it preheating too long! How about an extinguisher? Do you have one of those?! Anything to... [Music] And voilà! The pinecone man is complete. I hope you had as much fun making it as I did. [Groaning] Okay, my darlings, are you ready? ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪ ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! ♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪ [Beatboxing] ♪ A wink and a smile and a great old time ♪ ♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪ ♪ Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found ♪ ♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪ ♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪ ♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪ ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪ ♪ When its 5:00 on the dot and you're off of the clock ♪ ♪ And you can't find much to do ♪ ♪ And you wanna hang out, maybe dance around ♪ ♪ Or hang with somebody somebody new ♪ ♪ We'll be right there, 'cause you're part of the crew ♪ ♪ We'll be right there waiting, waiting for you ♪ ♪ When the weekend comes, and you're up for fun ♪ ♪ And you're way to cool for the clubs ♪ ♪ We can make a plan or just hang around ♪ ♪ And snack on a honey bun ♪ ♪ We'll be right there, 'cause you're part of the crew ♪ ♪ We'll be right there waiting, waiting for you ♪ ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪ ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪ ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪ ♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba [Beatboxing] ♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪ ♪ Ahhhh ♪ ♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪ ♪ Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found ♪ ♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪ ♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪ ♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪ Ugh, I'm going home. Man, they were great! Oh, yeah. They should, like, make a TV show or something! We should make a show. All: Hmm. [Pop-up windows beeping] [Hissing] Done! Done!
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