The Ouchie! Machine

The Ouchie! Machine is the thirty-second episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Evil Mr. Rabs designs a machine to make everyone say ouchie, in an attempt to steal the formula.
== Transcript==
* [The episode begins with Mr. Rabs and RongeRob at The Patty Shack]
* RongeRob: What a great day we're having today. I hope Evil Mr. Rabs doesn't come over to steal the formula!
* Mr. Rabs: No need to worry, boy! Evil Mr. Rabs hasn't tried to steal the formula in awhile. I wonder what he's up to.
* [Cut to Evil Mr. Rabs tinkering and building a machine]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: [Tinkering with a machine, before oil spills out on his face]
*Narrator: Later..
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Hmm... Maybe if I use Squidward's ink!
*[Cut to Squidward]
*Squidward: And don't you ever play outside with Patrick every again! Do you understa-
*[Suddenly, he is grabbed by Evil Mr. Rabs]
*Squidward: Hey let me go!
*SpongeBob: Yeah, let Squidward go!
*[Evil Mr. Rabs throws SpongeBob down a bottomless pit]
*SpongeBob: Not again!
*SpongeRob: I know, I know. It's my second time also.
*Narrator: A Few Moments Later...
*Evil Mr. Rabs: I've done it! With this Ouchie Machine, nobody can stop me! And while everybody's saying ouchie.. I can sneak in and get the formula! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
*[Cut to The Patty Shack. Evil Mr. Rabs sneaks into The Patty Shack and activates the Ouchie! Machine]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Time to make them all say "ouchie"!
*Customer #1: Ouchie!
*Mr. Rabs: Ouchie! What's happening, boy?
*RongeRob: Ouchie! I don't know, Mr. Rabs! Let's go the hospital, they'll have a cure.
*[Evil Mr. Rabs watches the chaos unfolds.]
*[Cut to Mr. Rabs and RongeRob at the hospital]
*Doctor: It's a mystery, Mr. Rabs. We don't know what caused this sudden "ouchie" outbreak.
*[Cut to Evil Mr. Rabs]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Now, let's see if I can replicate the taste of a Rabby Patty!
*[He places the cloned patty on the grill and watches as it cooks. Now it is finished, and he takes a bite]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: This tastes awful! What have I done wrong?
*Mr. Rabs: We need to get back to The Patty Shack, RongeRob! Evil Mr. Rabs might have the formula!
*RongeRob: Right, Mr. Rabs! We can't let him get away with this!
*[Transition to The Patty Shack]
*Mr. Rabs: He's gone, boy! He must have taken the formula to HIS resturant!
*[Mr. Rabs and RongeRob burst in]
*Mr. Rabs: Evil Mr. Rabs! Give us back the formula!
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Never, Mr. Rabs! I won't give up so easily!
*[Suddenly, The Health Inspector comes in]
*Health Inspector: What's going on here?
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Fine, you win this time, Mr. Rabs!
*Mr. Rabs: We did it, boy! The formula is safe and sound!
*RongeRob: And Evil Mr. Rabs won't be bothering us for a while!
*[The end]
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