Laughing Statues

Many of you have heard about the laughing in the Museum, or the screaming in the master rooms in the Canyon. There have been many rumors regarding this, pointing to the victims of the train station, and the malfunctioning Spawn Points that would prevent people from coming back from the dead.
But I know. I know about the sick, horrible truth about the laughing and the screaming.
For privacy reasons, I will only tell you that I work in a top secret organization almost nobody knows about. Whoever do work here usually don't want to talk about the organization outside of it. I like to be referred to as "Agent X" or "Agent 4". Many of us were popstars, namely Agents 1 and 2. I was on a recon mission when I found, on the floor, a small USB flash drive. Yes, even in these times, human technology still technically exists. When my shift ended, I went back to my apartment, and I immediately plugged the drive into my laptop. On the disk were five MP4 videos with random characters, something among the lines of "MSONDHFPFJIRPOJ.mp4". The thumbnails only featured pictures of random areas around the city. When I hovered over the videos, it said the runtime of each was three minutes. When I clicked on the first video, I noticed there was a date to indicate the video's production. Unfortunately, the videos I am about to describe to you are too vivid and disturbing for normal detailing, so I will log them down here. Here's my log of the happenings occurring in the footage.
======Video 1 (November 24):======
*0:00: Black screen.
*0:25: Monochromatic picture of Museum D'Alfonsino. Bird's eye view of the stage and normal ambient sounds. Crickets, water rippling and distant Inkpolitan chatter.
*0:35: Multiple pictures of the Museum, focusing on paintings, statues, and the city skyscrapers surrounding the Museum.
*1:03: Freeze frame on one of the statues. There is a spotlight effect shining on the statue, resembling a flashlight. Faint laughing can be heard in the ambience.
*1:08: Closer look at statue. There is slight molding on the statue. I knew something was off, and when I reviewed the footage, I noticed that a split second before the next picture, there was a small orb forming on the statue's eye.
*1:13: Video recording of a tour of the museum. Included stage layout. Anytime a statue appeared on screen, faint static would fade in. The recording ends when the camera focuses on the face of a statue, with the flashlight effect.
*2:53: The camera is quickly speeding through a hallway with paintings, presumably in the Museum, while panting can be heard. Occasionally, a loud roar could be heard in the distance behind the camera.
======Video 2 (August 2):======
*The entire video is just the skyline of Inkopolis, with faint static intervals at 1:04 and 2:55. Again, normal ambience.
======Video 3 (August 3):======
*0:00: Security footage of Deepsea Metro, mainly focused on the Central Station, with a few shots in the train.
*2:12: A blender is seen in the station. I obviously knew this was the blender Commander Tartar used to kill his subjects, but how this is connected to the previous two videos is a mystery.
*2:33: The blender is filled with "blended" goo. Only it was darker, like real squid ink. Indescribable noises can be heard at this point, but can be closely deciphered as screaming.
*2:45: Final shot, Inside of the train. There is a skeletal arm near one of the seats. The screaming gets louder. Something flashed on screen before the shot ended, but from what I could tell, It was some monochrome closeup of an Inkling, with their mouth open and eyes blacked out.
*2:53: Black screen.
I had to vomit after seeing that filled blender and the arm. I took a break before watching the next video.
======Video 4:======
*This is the only video to not have a date.
*All the recordings and pictures in this video have a flashlight effect similar to Video 1.
*The entire video is just somebody exploring what appears to be an abandoned warehouse or facility. The flashlight effect is used to illuminate the place.
*Many objects are strewn about the area, including a pair of gloves resembling Dualies. They were my favorite weapon, so this perked my spirits up a bit. There are several parts of a phone, looking like Tartar, on the ground.
*At the beginning of the video, the cameraman was outside the building. You could see Hammerhead Bridge above the building, completely lit. There is also a slight view of Inkopolis, similar to Video 2.
*Around two minutes in, the camera swerves around as if it picked up something. You see nothing at first, but then the screen brightens like it was night vision goggles. There, standing at least several feet away, was a shadowy grey figure. It looked like a regular female Inkling, except taller, lankier, thinner. The fingers ended with long sharp tendrils. It stood for several seconds, before the camera ran in the opposite direction. I could see the figure was still standing through the blurring, but I could faintly hear girly laughter through the panting as the camera ran out the door, where you can see more of Inkopolis. There is a brief view of a boat near the dock.
*The last shot is a photo of multiple Inklings posing together, with their eyes X'd out. The photo lasts for the remainder of the video.
The final video had to be the closest to the first, at least one month before it, on October 8. It was another view of Inkopolis, only now, it's pointed at the skyline at an angle where you could see the bridge. You can also faintly see the island where the warehouse was situated. Midway through the video, several ghostly figures began fading in, all with the tall, lanky Inkling form as the one in Video 4. All of them flew across the starry night sky, the city seeming untouched by the parade. Distant wailing can be heard as the calm ambience in the other videos chirped. As the last seconds of the video came, there was a message this time.
It just read, "WAKE UP." I saw the same face from Video 3, only it was much clearer now. The Inkling was a girl. Her gaping mouth had no teeth. Her eye holes and grey eyebrows had a look of ultimate pain, like she was forcefully drained of her color.
I don't remember anything past that. I woke up on the floor with an empty can of juice in my hand. I was looking at the black screen on my computer. It was on the lock screen, like it had updated or something. When I logged in, it was already on the Internet browser. The website loaded, and there was something made my jaw drop wide with fear. It wasn't that it was called "Video6.com".
It was a photo of long, sharp tendrils, hanging outside my bedroom window.
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