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Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: -toot toot- Here comes a new Roleplayer! Another Lanyon up in here. We need less small poofs (Hyde) and sad science nerds (Jekyll) and we need more awesome rich kids (Me)!!
(jk I love you all haha)
Mz.Hyde: *Knocks on door*  
Hastie Lanyon: You're going to go through this song and dance again, I see.
Mz.Hyde: That reminds me! *Tackles you to the floor* I never got to tell you what I wanted to say!
Hastie Lanyon: Oh God help me...
Mz.Hyde: Now, come closer!
Hastie Lanyon: *Skeptically inches closer*
Mz.Hyde: Now, I can do something I've been wanting to do for a LONG time!
*Kiss*
Hastie Lanyon: *Quickly pulls back*
What are you doing?! Good god, woman!
Mz.Hyde: *Kiss!~*
Hastie Lanyon: Stop that! This behaviour is inappropriate, madam. Now, I must kindly ask you to leave my house, you've been here for far too long already. (Like, literally weeks)
Mz.Hyde: I know right?! And it took me this long to drug you!
Helen Jekyll: *sighs* There is probably no point in me intervening now...
Mz.Hyde: Yeah, he's already been out for what? 24 hours now?
Setae: *knocks on door*
Mz.Hyde: *Opens door*
Yeeeessss?
Setae: *blinks and closes door again*
Mz.Hyde: Well, that was weird! I was just trying to show off a picture of my Dad, and he just runs away!  
Setae: *stands on the other side of the door* is it... gone now?
Mz.Hyde: What? My Dad?  
Setae: *closes eyes* Yes! Your dad! Please take him away!
Mz.Hyde: What's wrong with my Dad?!  
Setae: His eyes are piercing my soul!
Mz.Hyde: Really? Hang on, let me have another look!
Setae: *curves up into a ball on the ground*
Mz.Hyde: Why are you so scared of my Dad?!  
Setae: Cause he's the creepiest thing I have ever seen in my life. Those eyes...
Mz.Hyde: Yeah...they weren't exactly the nicest thing to look into when he would taze me as a child...but that doesn't matter now! You should be scared of ME!!!  
Setae: Why should I be scared of you?
Mz.Hyde: Oh I don't know, maybe it's because I'm EDWARD HYDE!!  
Setae: Right now I just feel sorry for you for having a dad like that.
Mz.Hyde: You know what's funny?  
Setae: What?
Mz.Hyde: That my Mom, who looks like this:  
Married my Dad.
Setae: I think its safe to say you resemble her more than your dad. Why would she marry him? Seems like he was just as ugly on the inside as well as on the outside.
Mz.Hyde: It was probably because he's a computer.  
Setae: A computer...?
Does that make you a cyborg then?
Mz.Hyde: No. He's just a computer.
Setae: How is THAT your dad?
Mz.Hyde: I don't know! You should ask Jekyll, I never got to meet him.  
Setae: You just said he tazed you as a child.
Mz.Hyde: Because those are Jekyll's memories.
Setae: I'll ask him about it when I see him, then. Anyway, may I come in?
Mz.Hyde: Yeah, sure. Anyways, he probably won't remember anything, he'll just tell you about how Dad was "A respectable man who never laid a hand on me!" or something. That's because some of our memories are split up. He got all the nice, happy times like birthdays, weddings, picnics, etc, and guess who got the ones nobody wants to remember?! This guy!!  
Setae: *steps inside* Hmm, given that Jekyll has mentioned you to be a liar, I think I'll ask her anyway.
By the way, what are you doing at Dr. Lanyon's house?
Mz.Hyde: I drugged him and now I'm going to surprise him when he wakes up!  
Setae: You did what!?
... What are you gonna to do to him?
Hastie Lanyon: I second Astrid's question, what on Earth are you doing to me, Hyde?  
And Astrid, how did you get into my house?
Mz.Hyde: I let Astrid in.
Oh, and I'm already done!
*You suddenly realize that you're in your bed...and Mz. Hyde is smirking next to you.*
You should really get that tentacle thing checked out, it makes certain situations REALLY awkward.
Hastie Lanyon: I.. W-what?
Mz.Hyde: Yeah...there's this tentacle thing in your bellybutton. Don't get me wrong, it was...interesting! But it's not for me.
Hastie Lanyon: Take it back, for God's sake take it back!
Mz.Hyde: Hey, I didn't put it there! I just found it!
Hastie Lanyon: Well, it certainly wasn't there before you DRUGGED ME.
Mz.Hyde: And I don't possess the tools to put it there!
Helen Jekyll: More or less... Sorry Lanyon for arriving so late...
Mz.Hyde: Yes, you are very VERY late.
Setae: Dr. Jekyll, hello. How are you doing? Can ask you something your parentage?
Helen Jekyll: I'm doing rather well, thank you for asking. Id be happy to answer your questions. Ask away.  
Setae: Is it true that your father was a terrifyingly ugly computer? Mz. Hyde showed me a photo.
Helen Jekyll: A... what? I'm afraid I don't know what you're referring to but my father is not a computer... He is... *pauses, sighing* ...was a good man and a human... He suffered from mental illness and that fueled my obsession with the duality of man... (Not sure what Sabrina's take on this is, I'm going off of the musical.)  
Setae: I see. I thought Hyde was lying. Sorry about your father. (Go down a bit and you'll see where Mz. Hyde posted the picture. I cant put it up for whatever reason)
Mz.Hyde: I told you she would deny it!  
Hastie Lanyon: She gave me tentacles, Helen! TENTACLES!
Mz.Hyde: FOR THE LAST TIME, I DID NOT GIVE YOU TENTACLES!! I WAS PULLING A PRANK ON YOU TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WE HAD SEX AND I FOUND IT THERE!! DX<
Hastie Lanyon: WHAT IN THE BLAZES HAPPENED THEN?!
Astrid, do you know anything about this? You magically appeared in my house, after all.
Hastie's Tentacle: Bonjour
Hastie Lanyon: WHAT
Mz.Hyde: He didn't MAGICALLY appear in your house! He knocked and I let him in!
Hastie Lanyon: It SPEAKS, Hyde! In French!
Mz.Hyde: The tentacle talks?! In a foreign language?! Do you know what it's saying?
Helen Jekyll: My deepest apologies, I'm sure you can find somebody to help you with those... I've just been a bit absent minded these days..
Hastie Lanyon: W-what?!
Mz.Hyde: I wasn't kissing you, I was just drugging you with pills! They should come into affect in three...two...one!
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: *opens door* Well, hello.
Mz.Hyde: Hello.  
I sell turnips.
*Lifts coat to reveal turnips*
Would you like to buy one?
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: Er... Sure. What's the price?
Mz.Hyde: Your heart.  
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: ...
Ahem. I'm sorry, I've already given my heart to a dear friend of mine~
Mz.Hyde: I know that.  
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: Please leave my house, Sir.
Mz.Hyde: I'm a woman.  
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: I apologize. Please leave my house, Ma'am.
Mz.Hyde: No.  
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: Why not?
Mz.Hyde: Because.  
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: You and your turnips can go back to wherever you came. This is my house, Ma'am.
Mz.Hyde: I don't care. I want to tell you something!  
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: Why didn't you say that when you first showed up?!
Mz.Hyde: Because then I wouldn't have been able to do this.  
*Tackles you to the floor*
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: Ack! Get off of me, you animal!!
Mz.Hyde: No! Stop struggling and listen to me! It's about your boyfriend!
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: Okay! Tell me what you want to say!
Mz.Hyde: It's a secret...come closer.
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: Ooookay. *leans in closer*
Mz.Hyde: Ok. Listen very, very, VERY carefully! Your boyfriend...
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: What about him..?
Mz.Hyde: He is...
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: He is what?!
Mz.Hyde: ..Really...
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: Really what?! Hurry up!
Mz.Hyde: ...An uke.
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: ....What?
Mz.Hyde: He's an uke.  
Mysterious Gamer: that twist! this is a great material for a fanfic! :D  
Mz.Hyde: I know right?!
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: Ooookay.
Mz.Hyde: Do you know what that is?  
Setae: Cool! Greetings, I am astrid. An ally to Jekyll. Amateur naturalist. Special interest in anything slimy and venomous. Also rather socially awkward.
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: It's very nice to meet you, Astrid. You seem interesting. I look forward to getting to know you better.  
Setae: *smiles happily and pulls out a hip flask* If you have the time, sir, may I offer a drink?  
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: Why, sure!  
Setae: *unscrews cap and hands you the flask* its sort of home-made so the taste is probably new to you.
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: *takes flask* Oh, that's alright. Do I just take a sip from this?  
Setae: Yes, just drink from the flask. Its clean, I promise. The content is also a very effective disinfectant.
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: Okay. *takes a sip from the flask*  
Setae: You like it?
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: Yes! It's very interesting, unique. But I like it.  
Setae: Thats great! You're first one other than me to taste it. It's rather difficult to make. The key-ingredient is this very rare purple-eyed salamander. You'll die within a few minutes if you touch it alive, but dead, bacteria break down the venom to a much tastier molecule. You just let the corpse ferment in its own fluids for about 6 weeks and then mix it with an alcoholic beverage. I made this with red wine.  
Hastie Lanyon: Welcome my friend! At last someone else has seen the light of the magnificent person that is Dr. Hastie Lanyon!  
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: Oh yeah! Lanyons unite!
Helen Jekyll: Oh trust me, I know how magnificent you Lanyons can be, I just know I have no hope of ever recreating that myself.  
Mz.Hyde: And that's why you reinvented yourself! The mirror image of perfection
Helen Jekyll: You Hyde's are not perfect. At least not all of you. You do remember Pagemaster, right? Hasselholf Hyde wasn't so attractive either...
Mz.Hyde: I'm talking about US specifically! Besides, prototypes are almost always ugly.
Catt Hatter: Hasselhof...*shudders*
Aside from him being, well, himself I quite enjoyed the play.
Not Broadway standards, but very nice.
Hastie Lanyon: His facial expressions as Hyde were hilarious though!
Catt Hatter: Welcome to this ridiculous community we like to call, erm, home?  
A nice hang-out? A literature based club? sigh
In any case, hope you enjoy your time here. :)
Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen ): ( bows ) greetings good doctor! It is so good of you to call upon our humble abode. ( straightening out, he flashes Lanyon a warm smile- brown eyes twinkling with the faint flicker of the electric lights ) I trust you are already familiar with our arrangement, so there is no need for a grand tour. Few things though- we've added an additional bath in the third Hall to the left and we've received some new lodgers. Not all of them are friendly. If you want for something, you can fetch almost anyone here, including myself. It would be wise to avoid the girl in the strait jacket, however, as she has quite a nasty bite.
Dr Jekyll's Boyfriend: Ah. Okay. Well, hello to you too.
Satoshi Jekyll: 
Satoshi: Good to meet you too, Dr. Laynon. Although, in my universe your name is Gary and we aren't boyfriends.
Ash: Tell me about it. I like the guy, but MAN is he annoying! Although he was the one who technically named me Ash. Ugh...stupid Ashy-boy remarks.
Hastie Lanyon: It seems the face of the spirit of London at night is particularly scary this week.
Setae: Dr. Hastie Lanyon, good seeing you again. (In reply to your response to my stupid question last week: You are very gracious. I still think it was a dumb question to ask you on this forum, cause you couldn't really do anything with it. I'll try to improve my role-playing skills in the future.)  
Hastie Lanyon: My dear, we find out new things about TGS every week, so it is not odd to assume we had more information about me than we currently do. Just this Monday I found out that I am married!  
I am fairly certain we will find the answer to your question soon enough!
Mz.Hyde: WAIT YOU'RE MARRIED?!?!
Hastie Lanyon: Yes, I am. Which is why I don't appreciate you kissing and drugging me!
Mz.Hyde: Who did you get married to?
Hastie Lanyon: I haven't the faintest idea, but I'm sure they're wonderful.
Mz.Hyde: But you can't just marry someone you've never met before! Have you learned nothing from Frozen?!
Hastie Lanyon: Love is an open door, and all that?
Mz.Hyde: Yep.
Mz.Hyde: OMG! Hyde's face was adorable in that fourth panel! The only thing that could make it better would be if he was a kitty!
Mysterious Gamer: SOMEONE! MAKE IT TRUE!!
Mz.Hyde: Kairakkkkkk!!! Where are you?!!!
Tulioh Santos: My my I have to say this Hyde seams a lot more...
Fun than mine. She just wishes to murder and mope and be an absolute grumpy pants!
Catt Hatter: I prefer sassy pants myself, or dancey pants!
*Does a short goofy dance*
D'you dance?
Tulioh Santos: Yes, I do. But n-not in public. Only when I need to. Like at parties, but I stay usually in the back.
Hyde does dance, and quite awkwardly to. So to answer your question Mr. Hatter, Yes, I do dance.
Catt Hatter: *Snickers*
Y-you should have more confidence in your dancing! As long as you aren't continually knocking into other dancers, no one pays any mind.
(Ooc: By the way, do you think it would be too forward to start a discussion solely for the purpose of introducing my oc/self to everyone? I don't want to cause problems, I like this group! >_<; )
Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen ): (Hen swoops in gracefully, his voice a quiet whisper ) Pardon the interruption, but I couldn't help but overhear your question. I personally think it would be a marvelous idea to formally introduce your charge to the society!
Catt Hatter: (Jumps, slightly startled by the sudden whispering.) Oh! D-do you really think so? I do not wish to disregard any protocols for these things...
Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen ): No not at all! In fact, several lodgers have already made their own introductions
Catt Hatter: Yay! I'll see about a public intro next...Wednesday! (reference XD)
Tulioh Santos: ((Maybe, I mean I'll join in if you want to start it!))  
Catt Hatter: ((Yay! I'll need to finish the drawing, then I'll see about a public introduction. It seemed to go well for the last fellow.))  
Dapper Jasper: S-s-so lemmie get this straight, Hyde Is you, and you are... Hyde? (Reference)
Mz.Hyde: OMG! JASPER! *Lifts Jasper up like a toddler* You've finally come home! Where have you been mister?! I've been worried sick about you! Do you know how many lost dog flyers I've put up around the city?!  
And yes. I am myself.
Helen Jekyll: Mz. Hyde, please take care not to damage my new acquaintance... He's had enough of a shock as it is. *smiles apologetically* Sorry, you weren't really supposed to find out about this Jasper...
Mz.Hyde: Eh, he was going to find out about this eventually.
Helen Jekyll: I know, I just wasn't expecting it so soon...
Mz.Hyde: They grow up so fast!
Dapper Jasper: That's quite fine! You two seam rather nice! And I went to go get my coat. I want to return Henry's cape to him. I found this in the garbage, it fits... *holds up grimy looking old coat that has screen better days*
Helen Jekyll: How about you keep the cape? As a gift? I don't think you need to wear something like that...
Dapper Jasper: You really think he'll let me keep it? Well I don't know I think he needs it back...
Helen Jekyll: He could always buy another one, don't worry.
Dapper Jasper: Well, I wanna ask him first! *pouts like a 5 year old requesting candy*
I... I was kinda off back to my place. I left a few things......there...
Mz.Hyde: I'm just glad you're safe! What did you get?!
Dapper Jasper: Have you seen Henry? He told me he wanted to show me how to make some sort of common cold relief medicine from a few chemicals.
Helen Jekyll: Well, I haven't seen a Henry around but perhaps a Dr. Helen Jekyll would be a decent enough substitute?
Dapper Jasper: Oh yes! I mean, thanks for filling in. Henry haven't been around that often as of late.... I asked Rachel but she has no clue.
Helen Jekyll: Hmm, it probably has something to do with a certain blonde haired maniac...
Mz.Hyde: Her?
Helen Jekyll: No, (although she does seem somewhat sinister) I was thinking along the lines of your BAE
Mz.Hyde: Oh! Yes, he is quite evil!~
Dapper Jasper: She looks very friendly! OwO
Mz.Hyde: Ahhhh, but looks can be deceiving my fuzzy-buddy! This girl for example, was my first avatar!
Dapper Jasper: She looks very nice what's her name? And I really like her hat!
Mz.Hyde: Nui Harime from Kill La Kill. And trust me, I picked her as an avatar for two reasons: 1. She looks a lot like me IRL, minus the eyepatch. 2. I just love her character!
Dapper Jasper: How nice!
Mz.Hyde: Oh ho ho! You innocent little wolf-let!~
Dapper Jasper: Bow I mean bow.... Looks like a hat
Mz.Hyde: Oh stop it!~ Your little wolf tail's popping out!
Dapper Jasper: Is it really?! *covers face with hat in an embarrassed manor.*
Mz.Hyde: Yep! Your ears are too!~ *Tickles wolf ears*
Dapper Jasper: Ugh not again! Last time this happend when Miss Rachel was talking to me! And then Henry walked in and told me the same thing! My ears and tail were showing
Mz.Hyde: Awwww!~ It's okay!~ It's all a part of growing up!~
Dapper Jasper: I think that's called, puberty.....? I don't think this is that....
Mz.Hyde: Wait, but I thought you were asexual or had a low sex drive or something?
Dapper Jasper: I honestly don't know. I mean I'm not attracted to them... I think it's just something to do with my energy in emotions.
Mz.Hyde: Ahhhhh, I see! Nevertheless, check out Kill La Kill and Danganronpa if you ever get the chance. So tell me Mr. Wolf, how did you become interested in the paranormal?
Dapper Jasper: Since I got bit by that blasted werewolf!
Mz.Hyde: So you were never curious before you got bit?
Dapper Jasper: I was somewhat... I don't KNOOWWWWW!
Mz.Hyde: What do you mean you don't KNOOWWWWW?!?!
Dapper Jasper: I DON'T KNOOOWWWWWW!!!!!
Mz.Hyde: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?!!?!
Dapper Jasper: IDK I THOUGHT IT WAS COOL I GUESS!
Mz.Hyde: SO YOU GOT INTO CRYPTO-BIOLOGY BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS COOL?!
Dapper Jasper: Yes....
Mz.Hyde: Then why didn't you just say so in the first place?!
Dapper Jasper: I
Don't
Know
Mz.Hyde: You don't know a lot of things do you?
Dapper Jasper: Well I know the basic school teachings.
Mz.Hyde: Oh really? What's 9+10?
Dapper Jasper: twenty one! Just kidding, I found that meme halarious. Its 19!
^-^
Mz.Hyde: Yay! You can do some math!
There's the NEXT person we need to find! Rachel!
Dapper Jasper: okay!
Yay I'll go ask Gay science mom! Oh I meant Jekyll, darn you auto correct.
Mz.Hyde: And I'll post missing person flyers!
Mz.Hyde: Have I screened Henry? No, I haven't! How do i do that?! Will I need gloves or an X-ray?!
Catt Hatter: (Continuing from the page comments for Mz. Hyde.)
Are you trying to rebuild him?
*Catt says, leaning over your shoulder. You turn to see her still passed out in the chair, and standing in front of you. She glances at herself in the chair.*
Um, I don't suppose you'd believe this was astral projection would you?
Mz.Hyde: I'm holding a mini Bill Cipher using a teacup as a pool. I'll believe in anything.
As for how he got like this, well, from what he tells me, some jackass named Stanley hit him so hard that he got shattered into millions of tiny pieces that spread out across the dimensions. I'm trying to help him get enough parts from this one so he can be powerful enough to dimension hop again to search for more pieces.
Catt Hatter: Oh ok, then it's totally astral projection!
...
It's not astral projection. I'm not waking up until next week and thought it rude to leave mid conversation. Sometimes unstable folds in space are handy, no?
*To Bill*
Wow, that's ruff man. But my sympathies are somewhat stifled by the fact that you knocked me into next week, and gave me weird dreams the whole time.
I don't like being involuntarily possessed by doritos! *glares at Bill*
(ooc:Where the happy valley nut house did you find that pic?! It's awesome!)
Mz.Hyde: (It's a screenshot from a fan animation called "Bill Cipher orders a pizza" it's on Youtube! You should look it up! It's really funny!) Yes, yes, they can be! Although, they are hard to clean-up after! And don't look at him like that! He's already pissed off at you for drinking his pool!
Catt Hatter: (Just watched it, twice! XD What a riot!)
Well I'm cross at him for swimming in my tea!
*Ponders, then grins evilly*
Do you think doritos would taste ok after being soaked in tea?
I'm sure he wouldn't miss one little piece!
Hang on, I don't like doritos...Never mind!
Mz.Hyde: I'm not a fan of Doritos either, I prefer real nachos! But if you eat him he'll just come get the missing piece when he gets enough power to get it out of your stomach. So you'll really just get yourself into a giant mess.
Catt Hatter: Good point. Hey, wanna go get some nachos?
*The passed out Catt suddenly spasms and falls out of the chair.*
*Sigh* Must I plague my own life with incidental slapstick?
Mz.Hyde: Sure! I can go for some nachos right now! And don't worry, that happens to me ALL the time!
Catt Hatter: Nice! But let's get me to bed first.
*Gestures at the mumbling double on the floor.*
I'd rather not have to explain this to any further witnesses.
At least we have it better than the one town who went and murdered their doubles. Worst vacation I ever tried to have! And the weather made no sense either.
(Do you listen to Welcome To Night Vale?)
Mz.Hyde: That's a good idea.
*Puts Bill in the bird cage and locks it before lifting the sleeping Hatter*
Night Vale? Yeah, I've been there before. It was nice, I don't understand the purpose of a dog park with no dogs, but the pizza was good and the glow cloud was....mesmerizing.
(Yes, I have heard a few episodes before. All hail the glow cloud!~)
Catt Hatter: 'Need a hand carrying me, or have you got it?  
I don't have a dog, but that seems to have been in my favor. Mmm, pizza. I once got landed on by a python when I tried to watch the glow cloud. I don't think he likes being stared at.
(All Hail! I highly recommend listening to the rest, so much good/weird stuff happens. And don't forget the live shows!)
(By the way, did you want to continue this thread on the next rp page, or let it stop? I'm game to keep going.)
Mz.Hyde: That would be greatly appreciated, thanks. Wow, a python? Nothing happened to me when I looked at it! That would've been cool though!
Catt Hatter: *She wraps her ko'd double's arm around her shoulders and her arm around the unconscious waist.* Hup!
*The sleeping Catt mumbles something about a bus and raining.*
Maybe it just doesn't like me. Yeah I'm just glad the snake was dead. I don't wanna be eaten. 
My room's this way. *She leads on.*
Mz.Hyde: Okay.
*Takes Hatter's legs and follows*
Hey, do you anything about tentacles?
Catt Hatter: Beyond that their usually found on invertebrates, no.
*Left here*
Why do you ask?
Mz.Hyde: *Turns left*
Well, I was in the middle of pulling a prank on this guy,
and while I was making it look like we had sex, a tentacle came out of his bellybutton! Now the dumbass thinks I put it there! And apparently, it can speak french.
Catt Hatter: Yikes!
You might want to seek out a Crypto-Cephalopodologist, and a Francophone with a high tolerance for the exceptionally strange.
*Down the stairs*
Mz.Hyde: *Goes down the stairs*
Hmmm, perhaps Miss. Flowers might know somebody...But I don't know anybody who speaks french!
Catt Hatter: C'est terrible, maybe you know someone who knows someone.
Who is Miss. Flowers?
*Left again*
Oh that Miss. Flowers!
Mz.Hyde: Yeah, her! Hmmmm...know someone who knows someone....wait a minute!
*Turns left*
Maybe Jekyll knows someone!
Catt Hatter: Knowing him, he probably does. I mean really, he seems to know everyone of note!  
*Second hall on the right*
*KO Catt starts humming Frère Jacques* Sigh...
Mz.Hyde: And because Lanyon's his boyfriend, he'll surely want to help!
*Turns right*
Hey, how far is your room?