In the Eye of the Hingan

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
* Inspector's Log:Just how long was I frozen in time, a statuesque vision of gentlemanly grace...? Bah, no matter! For I, Hildibrand, agent of enquiry, inspector extraordinaire, am back in the game! And what a game it is, my friends, for in a Far Eastern town replete with intrigue, a dastardly Wolf Burglar preys upon the wealthy and powerful! Just deserts, some might say, but crime is crime, no matter the victim! Yea, injustice is a cancer, and I am the barber's blade!　　　　　　　　　　　　*　*　*The notorious Wolf Burglar of Kugane has struck again, and Shigure is eager to proceed to the scene of the crime. Inspector Hildibrand and his faithful assistant have likely already arrived ahead of you, but if you hurry, you may make it in time to prevent them from further complicating the situation.
* Contrary to what you had heard, the Wolf Burglar's latest attempt to steal a priceless treasure─the Soboro Sukehiro─ended in failure. The owner of the sword, Master Akebono, credits this fortunate turn of events to his new bodyguard, Yojimbo. Though Shigure warns the wealthy merchant that the thief is certain to make another attempt, and offers to aid his men in protecting the sword, Master Akebono refuses. The young ronin's further efforts to persuade him only try his patience, and it is not long before Master Akebono storms off, eager to attend a prior engagement in Sanjo Hanamachi. Crestfallen, Shigure fears all is lost─but Hildibrand has never been one to give up so easily.
* Yet again the direct approach ends in failure, as Akebono's man is unwilling to allow any but a “geiko of surpassing beauty” to see his master. Somehow these words spur Hildibrand to concoct an equally beauteous plan, the first step of which is to proceed to a nearby okiya and speak with an acquaintance of Shigure's.
* The proprietress of the okiya is not one to mince words, and so when Hildibrand implores her to clothe Nashu in her finest kimono, she refuses. A geiko's garments are her livelihood, and none would dare be so reckless as to lend hers to a stranger...for nothing. She demands a fee which Hildibrand is quick to offer to pay, only to find that he is without the means to do so. Fortunately, in his altogether brief time in Kugane, the inspector has gained insight into the Hingan mind─to wit, he has heard that one might impress upon a Hingan the depth of his conviction by removing every hair from his head. Nashu volunteers to do the honors, and in a flash, she succeeds...in shaving Shigure bald─the sight of which sends the proprietress into a fit of laughter. Duly satisfied, she agrees to disguise Nashu as a geiko, and shortly thereafter you are ready to proceed to the next stage of the plan.
* The doorman is more than willing to let Nashu pass, albeit alone. Yet Inspector Hildibrand's plan of surpassing beauty is far from finished, and it is not long before he too infiltrates the meeting, having made his best effort to disguise himself as a geiko. Shortly thereafter you and Shigure hear shouting, and rush to the room to find the Wolf Burglar in the act of stealing the Soboro Sukehiro while the occupants bicker amongst themselves. Alas, with the aid of a smoke bomb, he makes good his escape, leaving you and your comrades at the mercy of an irate Akebono demanding that you remove yourself from his sight.
* Though Shigure cares less and less for Akebono, he knows all too well that the merchant will not hesitate to use his influence to crush him should he fail to recover the Soboro Sukehiro. The Wolf Burglar must be found. Fortunately, the ronin already knows where he might have fled...
==Objectives==
* Search for Hildibrand.
* Follow Akebono.
* Speak with Hildibrand.
* Speak with Akebono's bodyguard.
* Speak with Shigure.
==Script==
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Shigure 	Have you heard, [Player Name]? The Wolf Burglar, for whom we have been searching day and night, has struck again!
Shigure 	Word reached me but moments ago! The inspector and his assistant are a step ahead of us, but if we hurry, we may arrive before they begin questioning any witnesses.
Shigure 	You will come, will you not? Yes? Then let us brook no further delay and make haste for the Rakuza District!
 	
Nashu Mhakaracca 	The Wolf Burglar's struck again!
Akebono 	It was a near thing, I say, a near thing!
 	
Hildibrand 	I, Hildibrand, agent of enquiry, inspector extraordinaire, stand ready to assist any and all who seek redress for crimes dastardly and daring!
Hildibrand 	My keen inspector's sense has led me hither. Speak, my good man─what injustice befell you here?
Akebono 	Inspectors...? Ah, yes, the Westerners. I remember you, girl. If you are so eager to hear the tale, then I should be glad to tell it.
Akebono 	It was him! The Wolf Burglar! Bold as ever, he attempted to steal the finest sword in my collection─the Soboro Sukehiro─in broad daylight!
Shigure 	By the kami! But...you say he “attempted?”
Akebono 	And failed, aye! Bwahaha! Little did the fool know I had recently employed a new bodyguard─a peerless samurai worth every koban!
Hildibrand 	So the fiend was unable to abscond with your precious blade. Truly, you are fortunate indeed, Master Akebono!
Shigure 	Yet surely this is not the end of it? The Wolf Burglar has his pride─he is not wont to forsake a prize.
Shigure 	Master Akebono, I have no doubt that the thief will come for the blade again and again. I pray you permit me to aid your men in protecting this treasure, that we may finally bring this villain to justice!
Akebono 	You have spirit, I'll grant you that, but I have no need of additional guards. Yojimbo alone is worth a hundred men, if not more!
Shigure 	Master Akebono, I think you underestimate this foe─
Akebono 	You try my patience, boy. I have made my decision, and I will not suffer it to be questioned further. Find another way to earn the Sekiseigumi's approval.
Akebono 	Now then! I have a pressing engagement in Sanjo Hanamachi to which I have been looking forward all week, and I'll be damned if I'm going to let this business with the Wolf Burglar delay me further. Good night/day/day/night!
 	
Shigure 	I fear he has let this turn of luck lull him into a false sense of complacency. He should be doubling the guard─or tripling it! If only he would reconsider.
Hildibrand 	If he will not listen to reason, then he must be made to listen to reason!
Shigure 	When in doubt, try again? It's not the most well-thought-out plan, but for lack of anything better... All right! Let us follow Master Akebono to Sanjo Hanamachi and once more impress upon him the gravity of the situation!
 	
Shigure 	...Which is precisely why it is so important for us to speak with him!
Nashu Mhakaracca 	You can do it, Shigure!
 	
Hildibrand 	Perhaps he would fare better if I taught him the Manderville art of parley?
 	
Kuganeguarda 	Ask all you like, but the answer's still no. There's a very short list of people who get to pass, and none of you lot are on it!
Shigure 	I applaud your diligence, I do, but we are here to help! If you would admit us to speak with Master Akebono that we might convince him to let us stand guard over the Soboro Sukehiro─
Kuganeguarda 	Ah, so that's your game! Trick the daft doorman into letting you in so you can steal Master Akebono's priceless sword!? How stupid do you think I am?
Kuganeguarda 	As if he'd consort with the likes of you lot! Not a looker among you...
Hildibrand 	Really? My mother has told me I'm quite handsome─
Kuganeguarda 	I'm sure she has. Maybe if he was in the mood for a taikomochi...
Kuganeguarda 	Not today, though. Master Akebono made it quite clear that he would only welcome additional entertainers if they were geiko of surpassing beauty. Which you're not. So piss off!
Shigure 	That went rather poorly. <sigh> I suppose we have no choice but to resign ourselves to this outcome.
Hildibrand 	Nay, Shigure, I think not, for I have a plan─a plan of surpassing beauty, if I do say so myself. Are you acquainted with any geiko, perchance?
Shigure 	Well, uh... There is an okiya nearby whose proprietress may have given me a few odd jobs, but─ Wait. What exactly is your plan?
Hildibrand 	All shall become clear in time, my good man. Lead the way to this okiya!
Kuganeguarda 	I thought I told you and your friends to piss off!
Landlady03094 	Inspector extraordinaire? Is that really a profession? A legitimate one? I've certainly never heard of it.
 	
Hildibrand 	Most humble greetings to you, fairest maiden. I, Hildibrand, agent of enquiry, inspector extraordinaire, am given to understand that you are an acquaintance of Shigure here?
Landlady03094 	Aye, I've given the hapless fool a handout or two. And now he shows up on my doorstep in the company of ijin “inspectors.” I can only assume this means he's yet to find honest work.
Hildibrand 	Indeed, much to all our chagrin, Shigure is not gainfully employed at present, but that regrettable circumstance is not what brings us to you!
Hildibrand 	Nay, it is a matter of far greater import─a grave injustice which must be averted at all costs. To that end, my lady, I would have you clothe my steadfast assistant in your finest kimono! For but a brief time only, you may be assured─it shall be returned to you posthaste!
Landlady03094 	Loan you a kimono? Just like that? I'm not sure what mischief you inspectors get up to in your line of work, but in ours, a kimono is priceless. No geiko worth her salt would simply let a stranger parade about town in hers.
Landlady03094 	...Not for nothing, at least. Aye, if you are truly in desperate need of my assistance, then you should be willing to pay for it.
Landlady03094 	Say...seventy thousand Eorzean gil?
Hildibrand 	Be that as it may, there is no need to rely upon your generosity. I am more than capable of paying for this expense!
Hildibrand 	There, there. I know all too well the temptations of the Saucer. But worry not, my friend! I am more than capable of paying for this expense!
Hildibrand 	Nashu, pay the woman.
Nashu Mhakaracca 	With what, Inspector? Your coinpurse is empty.
Hildibrand 	What? As of when!?
Hildibrand 	Oh dear...this is certainly a fly in the ointment.
Shigure 	So...your plan is to disguise Nashu as a geiko that she may enter into the company of Master Akebono and thereby keep watch for the Wolf Burglar? I hesitate to call it one of “surpassing beauty,” but if it is our best option─
Hildibrand 	Do not even think to say it, my good man! I would never take the money of a down-on-his-luck youth with no job or skills to speak of!
Hildibrand 	...But of course! It is, as ever, so simple! A means by which we may achieve our end without spending a single coin!
Hildibrand 	In my brief time here, I have come to understand the myriad complexities of Hingan culture. There is a custom by which one may express the fervor of his conviction by shaving every hair from his head, is there not?
Shigure 	Well, uh, yes, I suppose you have the right of it, but are you willing to go to such lengths to secure a kimono?
Nashu Mhakaracca 	I'll do the honors!
Nashu Mhakaracca 	...A beauty reborn!
Shigure 	My...my hair! My beautiful, flowing locks! What have you done to me...
Landlady03094 	Ahahahahahahaha! That is brilliant! Utterly brilliant! I don't think I've laughed so hard in ages!
Landlady03094 	Chin up, Shigure. I daresay she did you a favor. The Sekiseigumi might be inclined to take you more seriously now.
Landlady03094 	You can have your kimono, with my thanks. Never mind the gil. The entertainment you've given me is payment enough.
Hildibrand 	My lady, you are a saint!
Hildibrand 	Are you ready, Nashu?
Nashu Mhakaracca 	Always, Inspector! Wait here, everyone─I'm sure it won't take long to put one of these things on, right?
Hildibrand 	Verily, there is no greater truth than that if we trust in ourselves and the gods, fate shall conspire to see us succeed!
Shigure 	Is this the will of the kami...?
 	
Hildibrand 	I believe I hear them coming!
Nashu Mhakaracca 	Ta-daaa!
Hildibrand 	My dear Nashu, you look incredible!
Shigure 	Wow... Actually, yes, you do. You do!
Shigure 	She looks every bit the geiko. I cannot fathom that doorman turning her away!
Hildibrand 	Come, my friends! Let us put Nashu's disguise to the proof!
Landlady03094 	So inspectors are mummers, are they? That show they put on was better than some of the dross I've seen in the Mujikoza theater!
 	
Hildibrand 	Say what you will about the rest of us, but you would have to be blind to disparage my stalwart ass─ That is, the lovely geiko, Nashu!
Kuganeguarda 	A geiko, eh? All right. Let's have a look at you...
Kuganeguarda 	Oh ho ho, and where has this lovely lass been hiding? Master Akebono's sure to take a shine to you...
Kuganeguarda 	All right. The girl may enter─and no one else!
Hildibrand 	Huzzah! It worked!
Nashu Mhakaracca 	Wish me luck!
Shigure 	Though...is it wise to let her go alone? Ideally at least [Player Name] or myself should have accompanied her, no?
Hildibrand 	Oh, Shigure. I did tell you it was a plan of “surpassing beauty,” did I not?
Akebono 	The sword without peer, the Soboro Sukehiro; the geiko without peer, Chiyoume! What fortune that I may enjoy the company of the finest treasures the world has to offer. Their very presence makes the wine taste that much sweeter.
Kumode 	I could not agree more, my lord! Alas, whereas you may lay hands upon your magnificent blade at whim, in vain I struggle to navigate the endless labyrinth that is a woman's fickle heart...
Akebono 	That which I desire, I take. As will you─when my little project is complete.
Kumode 	Chiyoume! Come and have a drink with us! Come, come!
Chiyoume 	If my lords insist, I should be glad to partake...
Kumode 	Such a beautiful girl you are, and so skilled a dancer as well! You deserve only the best─and the very best you shall have...if you but give yourself body and soul to me.
Chiyoume 	I fear my lord's rather admirable perseverance encroaches upon the obsessive. As I am sure I have told you a thousand times before, I should be glad to entertain one and all with the traditional arts...
Kumode 	Stubborn as ever, I see. No matter. In due time you will be mine... One way or another.
 	
Nashu Mhakaracca 	Begging your pardons, m'lords!
Kumode 	Oho, this is a welcome surprise! My lord, did you call for another geiko? Never mind─ Come, my dear! Have a seat!
Hildibrand 	Salutations and greetings, my good sirs!
Akebono 	What...what is the meaning of this! I explicitly said I would be receiving no taikomochi this day!
Kumode 	Far be it from me to judge a man for his pleasures, my lord, but I fear this is a bridge too far for me!
Yojimbo 	Such beauty... Such grace...
Akebono 	B-Be that as it may, now is not the time! The day after tomorrow, perhaps, after I have had time to recover─but not today!
Hildibrand 	Will my lord not reconsider? Pray allow me one dance to convince you!
Akebono 	Enough! Yojimbo─remove this fetching-yet-belligerent taikomochi from my sight!
Yojimbo 	Lay hands upon a fair maiden? I will do no such thing.
Akebono 	Are you defying your master's order? The master who has already paid you an unconscionable sum of money for your services!?
Yojimbo 	A contemptible master who consorts with lecherous dogs! I agreed to serve only as the sword's protector, not as the executor of your whims!
Shigure 	There he is! The Wolf Burglar!
Yojimbo 	Impossible!
Hildibrand 	At last, the villain reveals himself! We have you now, most wolfish of burglars!
Hildibrand 	Yes! It was I all along! Hildibrand, master of disguise! Inspector of a thousand faces! Defender of justice!
Akebono 	So...you're not a taikomochi? Pity, that.
Yojimbo 	I feel so...so conflicted!
Kuganewolfburglar	Bugger me, if it isn't the talking statue! Fancy meeting you here! Come to watch me steal the Soboro Sukehiro?
Kuganewolfburglar	Well, you know how this goes!
Shigure 	Don't let him get away!
Yojimbo 	Halt, fiend!
Chiyoume 	What...what happened?
Kumode 	Ugh... Ah, there you are, my dear. You are unharmed? I would be heartbroken if there were even a single scratch upon my concubine to be...
Chiyoume 	My lord would do well to take greater care where he places his hands, should he wish to keep them!
Shigure 	Confound it. How does he manage to escape every time?
Shigure 	But rejoice, my friends, for he has failed in his thievery once more! The Soboro Sukehiro remains safe and sound!
Akebono 	You bald imbecile! Look at what you're holding! Does that look even remotely like the Soboro Sukehiro to you? Does it? Does it!?
Shigure 	For the record, I'm not actually bald...
Akebono 	Begone from my sight! And do not return until you have found my sword!
Hildibrand 	That may well have been my best disguise yet!
Nashu Mhakaracca 	It's not easy being a geiko!
Yojimbo 	You heard him. We must recover the Soboro Sukehiro.
Yojimbo 	Hmm? Have we met somewhere before? Of course not. Don't be silly.
 	
Shigure 	After we went to all that trouble, he still managed to steal the Soboro Sukehiro. I sacrificed my flowing locks for nothing...
Shigure 	Though I care increasingly less for Akebono, he is nevertheless a man to be reckoned with. What meager reputation I have will be forfeit if we fail to bring the Wolf Burglar to justice.
Shigure 	But we need not pursue him alone. Yojimbo has volunteered his services. Together, we may yet redeem ourselves.
Shigure 	I think I may know where the thief is headed, too...
Quest complete. 	Quest complete.
Category:Side Story Quests in Final Fantasy XIV