Mirror Mirror/Transcript

This is a transcript for Mirror Mirror.
==Transcript==
(Eddsworld intro comes in backwards. Cuts to hall of the house, where a sword slashes through the door. Edd enters triumphantly and Tom enters holding a box.)
Tom: (sarcastically) Ah! Well Edd, you've had that sword for a whole ten minutes and you've already destroyed the door. Good job!
Edd: Not all of it!
(Ringo comes through the cat flap, mewing happily. While slashing through a can of cola, Matt enters.)
Matt: We should go to the magic store more often! (holds up mirror) I got a mirror!
Edd: Is it magical?
Matt: Who cares? I'm looking gooooooooooooo-
(Zooms into mirror. On the other side, in a parallel universe, a female version of Matt called Matilda finishes the sentence.)
Matilda: -oooooooooooooood!
(female versions of Tom and Edd (Tamara and Ell) enter. They are both holding the exact same things as their male counterparts.)
Tamara: Matilda, please stop saying words for a really long time, it freaks me out.
Ell: Sooo... what's in the box, Tamara?
(zooms into box. Flashback sets to a shop, where a box is sitting on the counter.)
Tamara: Oh hey, free box!
Highsenbird: Yes, but I must warn you... (zooms in) THE BOX CONTAINS A HORRIBLE CURSE!
Tamara: But...it's free, right?
Highsenbird: Well yeah, but it's....
Tamara: Hey guys! Free box!
Ell & Matilda: Yaaaay! (all run out of the store.)
Highsenbird: You're all gonna die. (flashback ends.)
Tamara: Well, I don't know... maybe it's DONUTS!
(opens box and horrible, evil sound seeps out. Tamara looks terrified.)
Ell: Was it donuts?
Tamara: No. Nuts. (drops box. Box opens up and huge, evil spirit floats out.)
Spirit: Muahahahaha! Cower in fear as you have opened the cursed box and unleashed the power of... DAZEEM! (lightning strikes)
Ell: Can I call you Daisy?
Dazeem: Wha- NO!
Tamara: (sniggering) Who gets trapped in a BOX?
Dazeem: Shut up!
Matilda: (holds up box) Do you have any donuts?
Dazeem: Ok, THAT'S IT!
(lets out huge lightning bolts. The gang starts to hide from the bolts. First it hits a dartboard, then it hits the sofa where Tamara falls off, and finally destroys a vase, which causes Matilda to cry in despair.)
Matilda: NO! NOT THE VASE!
(lobs book at Dazeem. He changes it into confetti.)
Dazeem: Muahahahahaha!
(Ell notices her sword on the floor. Picking it up, she declares a plan.)
Ell: Guys! I have an idea!
(The two ignore her and continue to lob things at Dazeem.)
Tamara: Duck!
(lobs chair at Dazeem. He turns it into a duck.)
Ell: No, seriously, I-
(is interrupted by Matilda)
Matilda: Heads... UP!
(lobs bowling ball at Dazeem. He turns it into a female Balloon Head Fred, which floats up into the air.)
Ell: Why don't I just throw the glowing swor-
(Tamara interrupts her)
Tamara: Eat...this!
(throws toaster at him. Dazeem turns it into toast then eats it.)
Ell: ARRRGH! AbracaSTABra!
(lobs sword towards Dazeem.)
Dazeem: Oh, no nuts. (disappears as sword cuts through him. Sword continues to fly through house.)
Ell: Matilda! Watch out!
(Matilda picks up mirror. She then turns around as she notices the sword.)
Matilda: Huh? (sword flys through mirror to the normal universe where the gang are happily eating donuts in their universe's box. Matt still holds his mirror.)
Edd: Aah. (chewing) I'm sure glad there were only donuts in this box and no evil demon ghosts.
Tom: Mmm, hmm. Yeah, I'm glad that oddly specific thing isn't happening as well.
(as Matt shoves box near the mirror, a shining light flashes and a sword comes out, followed by Ell, who steals their box of donuts.)
Ell: Thank you! (pulls sword into the mirror, along with box of donuts.)
(The gang is stunned.)
The girls: (from inside the mirror) Yay! Donuts!
(Matt lets out some frightened whimpers as he drops the mirror on the floor, ending the episode. After the credits roll, a clip showing the real Matt and two other people holding a large cheque for cancer charities benefited from Eddsworld: Legacy plays.)
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