Teller Phone

Teller Phone is a living telephone that lives inside of a completely ordinary, inconspicuous phone booth. He's known to be quite the annoyance due to his chattiness.
==History/Lore==
Teller Phone was most likely brought to life by the notorious DigiFlittle 2.X, known best for his creation of the Electrifying Electronics. However, it seems he was going all out on this completely ordinary phone booth, and created the worst creature known to man: a telephone that talks to people you love... at your expense! This telephone is worse than any Nightmare, any Shadowdweller, or any demonic eye!
==Stats==
HP: 117
ATK: 46
DEF: 63
PRI: 0
CRT RT: 30%
CRT DMG: 4.4x
Regular Attack: Jabber (Teller Phone talks up a storm, annoying the enemy to the point that they attack themselves. This attack deals high damage to the target using the target's attack stat.)
Special Attack: Cut The Cord (Teller Phone aggravates everyone so much that they kill him. This restores everyone's HP by up to 15% of their maximum HP (except Teller Phone, obviously, 'cuz he's dead).)
===Stat Analysis===
Teller Phone's best stats are his critical hit rate and critical hit damage. However, that's still no excuse for his annoying attitude. For his regular attack, he talks the enemy to death... well, at least, talks the enemy into hurting themselves. The attack deals high damage calculated using the enemy's attack stat, rather than Teller Phone's own attack stat. For his special attack, he becomes public annoyance number one, and gets his cord cut by the other characters on the battlefield. Everyone except for Teller Phone recovers 15% of their maximum HP, and Teller Phone dies then and there. In short, don't use him. I can't say it enough... DON'T USE HIM. It's that easy! Just DON'T!!! USE!!! HIM!!!
===Item Drops===
Telephone (100% chance)
Electrical Wire (85% chance)
Metal Sheet (59% chance)
Eye of Corruption (42% chance)
Power Outlet (13% chance)
Surge Protector (5% chance)
==Relationships==
===DigiFlittle 2.X===
It's speculated that DigiFlittle 2.X was the one who brought Teller Phone to life. If so, we have him to thank for this annoying little... err... poopface.
===Everyone except DigiFlittle 2.X===
Everyone (and I mean EVERYONE) hates Teller Phone and his annoying antics. It's become a staple of Big System City lore that some unlucky few who wander into the seemingly ordinary phone booth may find themselves begging to be let out... but Teller Phone locks the door until his call is finished... so people broke through the windows instead. Surprisingly, city officials haven't caught on to him yet.
==Quotes==
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==Trivia==
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