Aliens Come at Night

A man is selling alien protection kits, but the gang think he's making it up about the aliens
== Script ==
(We open on daytime in a town where the gang are seen walking)
Sci-Twi:We spent most of our road trip solving mysteries. We caught the Hardware Store Howler, who was really the owner trying to get business back, the Dead and Breakfast which was not technically a real zombie but the woman who owns the place trying to keep a treasure to herself.
Lyra:The Possessed Armor who was really the curator and he and his two crooked security guards were doing art forgeries and using the Possessed Armor to keep people away.
Trixie:The Pharmacist Mummy who was really the pharmacist trying to drum business up.
Bulk:And finally the Casper Ghoul who was three people, one was the oil barron, the second was a farmer trying to beat the barron to the oil rights and the third which was the one we caught before, was a prankster who flunked out of school and lived at the house.
Trixie:That was one of the toughest cases we've ever solved, it took us days to solve it and get out of the woods.
Applejack:Maybe we should just take a break.
Apple Bloom:Good idea sis.
Winona:We could go for a walk.
Spike:Yeah, a walk, or go get something to eat.
Lyra:That's all a good idea expect we don't know which one to start first.
Bulk:Yeah it might be best to go to the gym and get hyped up for the next mystery that comes our way.
Rarity:Please Bulk, don't say that.
Bulk:Say what?
Rarity:About getting ready for the next mystery that comes our way.
Gloriosa:Yeah, we're all as tired as we are.
Timber:Yeah big guy, we need a bit of rest.
Flash:(Sees something)Hey what's going on over there?
Spike:Maybe they're having an announcement.
Micro Chips:Only one way to find out. 
Sandalwood:Yeah, like let's check it out.
(Cuts to the conference)
Scam Artist:Take action now people, before it's too late! The aliens are coming!
Spike:Aliens?
Winona:Aliens? Oh brother.
(Cuts to a closeup of the scam artist)
Scam Artist:Those bug eyed invaders are on their way to steal your homes, your lunch and your brains! Are you ready to defend yourself?
(Cuts to the gang)
Snips:Our lunch?! Zoinks!
Snails:What can we do?!
(Cuts to scam artist)
Scam Artist:You're in luck my friend! I have here the latest hi tech anti alien technology straight from scientists at the pentagon! For only fifty dollars, this life saving equipment can be yours!
(Cuts to the crowd, a guy says)
Guy:Aw come on! Do you really think aliens would come here?
(Cuts to the scam artist, he shows pictures)
Scam Artist:I don't just think it! I concrete evidence that they're already here! (First picture is one three of the aliens, the middle one is on two men with bicycle helmets being chased by two and the last one is of flying saucers)Look at these photos of flying saucers flying over your town hall!
(Cuts to the crowd, they look over at the town hall and we cut to the crowd with their money, even Fluttershy, Snips, Snails and Sonata are wanting to buy one)
Woman:I'll take one of those!
Man:Sign me up!
Sonata:If protecting lunches mean protecting tacos then I'm in too!
Fluttershy:Save the animal home! Like every other home!
(The gang gets in the way)
Juniper:Hold it, hold it, hold it!
Wallflower:This is a fraud!
Aria:This guy is a crook!
(She says that pointing at the scam artist)
Sci-Twi:Whoa! Easy there!
Micro Chips:Whoa! Hold your money folks! Those photos are fakes!
(Spike and Winona are behind the man and we cut to him showing Micro Chips and Twilight the photos)
Scam Artist:Me? A fraud and crook? Don't be ridiculous! Pictures don't lie!
Sci-Twi:That's where you're wrong mister.
Micro Chips:And we can prove it too!
Wallflower:Yeah, theses photos seem to be the only ones to lie.
Juniper:And we can prove it too.
Scam Artist:Go ahead, you kids don't scare me. (About Bulk)Not the big guy, or the punk girl. 
(Says about Aria)
Adagio:(Tauntingly)Oh? We don't scare you huh? Well we'll just try.
(Micro Chips shows the photos)
Micro Chips:(To crowd)See? The shadows on town hall face one way, but the shadows on the UFOs go in the opposite direction. (To scam artist)That means you faked the photo by combining two different photos
(Cuts to the scam artist)
Scam Artist:Yeah? So? That's got nothing on me. So I faked the photos, that still doesn't prove nothing about the aliens in the other pictures.
(Cuts to the gang)
Sci-Twi:That's where you're wrong!
Sunset:Yeah, you paid actors to make the alien scheme come to life. And combined the one with the bicyclists with the photo of two of the actors. And we've already caught your actors.
Sandalwood:Like yeah. We caught them sneaking around and ordered Kurt Marshall to arrest them for a crime cause they looked like they were committing a crime. And we caught them before they could to anything sneaky like make their crime. So they're already in custody.
(Cuts to the scam artist)
Scam Artist:Oh please. If I paid actors and staged the whole thing, then where're the costumes? You still have nothing to tie me in with this.
Spike:(OS)Oh no? (The scam artist is startled and looks behind him to see the two dogs)You have them hidden right in a secret trapdoor under the stage.
(Cuts to scam artist, he is mad)
Scam Artist:(Angrily)Meddling kids! You've ruined a perfect scamming operation!
(Cuts to the crowd, they are mad now and we cut back to scam artist, he is scared now)
Scam Artist:Uh-oh.
(Cuts to scene, he leaps off of the stage and makes a run for it, and the crowd chases him and Flash yells out)
Flash:(Yells out to scam artist)But don't worry, I bet these people would be glad to send you into outer space!
(Cuts to scam artist running into the back of a paddy wagon and Kurt Marshall's hand is seen slamming it shut)
Scam Artist:(Pokes head out through barred space)What the?
(We pan over to Kurt Marshall)
Kurt Marshall:Sir you're under arrest, the actors you hired ratted you out and their still also going to jail too. (Calls to the gang)Thanks Canterlot Mystery Solvers.
(Walks to the passenger side of the vehicle and it drives away and we cut to the crowd, they cheer for the gang)
Crowd:Three cheers for the Canterlot Mystery Solvers! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!
Spike:Spikey-Dikey-Doooooooo!
(Breaks the fourth wall by winking and we fade to black ending the story)
== Trivia ==
* This story is based on the DC Comic Scooby-Doo story Fly By Night