Mario.exe (Real Version)

Mario.exe is a virus that exists in the real realm. It's said to be contained in a png of the L is real statue from mario 64. If a person has this on their computer and opens it, Mario pops out and acts like a little asshole desktop stripper, but he doesn't strip. Instead, he jumps around and punches things. Anything he touches will act like it was clicked on and anything he punches turns into coins. Said coins can be reverted if you can click them before he collects them. and you don't wanna know what happens when he gets 100 coins. If you have him, there are common ways of temporarily stopping him, such as setting your desktop background to water so he drowns or just not turning your computer on. 
== 100 coin star ==
When Mario gets 100 coins, the 100 coin star appears whereever your mouse cursor is. If he collects it, your computer will be completely bricked and Mario would of moved on to the next world.
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