Mike flexes his ipod and gets beaten up

mike flexes his ipod and gets beaten up is an episode where Mike flexes ghis ipod and gets beaten up it is episode one of the zeroth season of "mike" the script is lost because of grays dumb ass making edits before i was done writing the script and i kinda lost motive to recreate it
== synopious ==
year 1991
mike wakes up and says his life fucking sucks
he sees rich kid with ipod and he brags about how awesome he is and how many girls suck his dick
mike gets idea which is to get ipod and get dick sucker
so he goes to the Apple Store with his bike and swedish helmet
and finds a crossed eyed misalligned teeth nerd
the nerd says you have to pay with apple pay but mike has no time for that so he shoots him with shotgun and gets ipod
the next day he wakes up with an crack induced happy face and goes to college
he plays his ipod with metal music but the students dont approve because they dont like metal and they were studing so they kick mike dick and ass
he gets pissed after so he shits down a non metal fan's throat out of spite and everyone fears him
i think thats the end
== Appearances ==
* Mike
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