Life is Pain

Life is Pain is a bakery owned and run by Xelbari. It is located in Wolis with store fronts in a multitude of other cities. 
== Description ==
In Wolis, the store appears to be a relatively regular restaurant. The name of the restaurant is in Infernal, leading most people to know of the name via word of mouth. Inside, the menu is also entirely in Infernal. There is probably exactly one employee, Alan, in addition to Xelbari himself. A door in the rear of the store functions as both a closet door and the door to Xelbari's joint office, but only with permission. 
== Store Fronts ==
There is exactly one actual location of Life is Pain. All other locations are the facade of a store set up in front of an empty lot. Upon opening the door, customers will find themselves in the Wolis location. When leaving the store, customers will find themselves in the city from which they entered, meaning the restaurant cannot be used as a means of transportation between cities. You can, however, meet with other people from other cities in Life is Pain, making it a convenient meeting location.
=== Known Store Fronts ===
* Oceanside
* Wolis
* City of the Castle Cailleamhan (Feywild)
== NPCs ==
=== Alan ===
Alan is the primary employee of Life is Pain. While he does have a home in Wolis, he often works clothing shifts followed by opening ones, and so has a cubby in the kitchen where he will sometimes spend the night. 
=== Xelbari ===
Xelbari is the owner of Life is Pain, frequently found in his office or, occasionally, working in the shop. 
== Trivia ==
* "Life is Pain" is what Gloom would name a bakery if he had one.
** "Pain" is French for "bread." Elvish is French, so the pun makes sense in-universe as well.