Brock Lesnar

"God bless God." - Brock Lesnar after winning the heavyweight title against Randy Couture.
“He broke tim sylvia’s arm…...So what?” – Brock Lesnar
I don’t think I beat him as bad as I could, so for me to get my hands on that stalker again … Frank Mir has made it a mission of his life, Frank Mir the stalker. It’s been a while since I’ve had a stalker, but we’ll take care of that if I ever face him again." - Brock Lesnar talking about a possible third fight with Frank Mir.
"I don't know how many times I had to tap his leg. Mazzagatti was a fucking dickhead. He should be thrown out of the fucking arena. I'd like to punch his fucking mustache right off his face. How many times did I tap his leg with Mazzagatti-- Man, I hate that fucking guy. Okay, I'm done. I'm out of here. Fuck. Justice will be served." - Brock Lesnar before the second Frank Mir fight, on the countdown show.
"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him that a year ago. I pulled it out of him.. AND BEAT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!..." - Brock right after the second Mir fight.
"I love Canada. Some of the best people and best hunting in the world, but I wasn't in the right facility." - Lesnar, adding, "The facility wasn't anointed by Jesus Christ."
“I don’t like gays. Write that down in your little notebook. I don’t like gays.” - Brock.
"I got very very sick, it was a challenging time for me. I thought that my career was ended. Luckily thank God and my family and the UFC, I'm coming back." - UFC heavyweight champ Brock Lesnar, putting the speculation on his future to a rest. Didn't know God had the time to perform emergency medical services.
"It was like I was in a Third World country, I just looked at my wife and she saved my life and I had to get out of there." - Lesnar.
"The only reason I'm mentioning this, I'm mentioning it to the United States of America because President Obama is looking for health care reform and I don't want it." - Lesnar.
"I thought maybe I'd go down to 205 but decided I like steak and potatoes; now I got to eat my roughage too." - Lesnar.
"I acted very unprofessionally after the fight, and I'll leave it at that. I'm a sore loser, okay? I don't like to get beat. I believe that Frank and I's first bout, I gave that fight to him. There was a lot of emotion in this fight for me." - Lesnar after beating Frank Mir in their second fight.