Transcript:Horrid Henry's School Trip

[Dad gives Henry celery and carrots for his packed lunch, but Henry takes them out]
Horrid Henry: Yuck!
Dad: Henry!
Horrid Henry: I don't like celery or carrots, they're...
Dad: Good for you. [Henry takes out his celery and carrots] Henry, you're taking them or no school trip, and that means no ice-cream.
Horrid Henry: Blackmailed by my own Dad... We're going to the Frosty Freeze Ice Cream Factory. That's better than Peter. His class is going to the boring old town museum. [he sees Peter with a copied T-shirt just like him] Hey, copycat worm! You're wearing the same shirt as me, take it off!
Perfect Peter: Mum said I can wear what I want. And I want to wear this.
Horrid Henry: Oh yeah? [transforms into a bear to grab hold of Peter. Peter screams]
Mum: Don't be horrid, Henry. Or you'll spend the rest of the day in your room.
Horrid Henry: [drops Peter] But I don't want him wearing the same thing as me!
Dad: Henry, stop making a fuss. No one will notice.
Horrid Henry: Good, 'cause I don't want anyone to know we're related.
[The scene shows the Best Boys to go on the bus. Peter's bus drives off]
Horrid Henry: Nah-nah-ne-nah-nah!
Miss Battle-Axe: Henry. Hurry up. [Henry gets on the bus] Settle down, class. Now, I'm afraid there's been a change of plan; the Ice Cream Factory is closed today. [the class groans] So, we're going to the museum instead.
Horrid Henry: The museum? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[Title card shows]
[The scene shows the bus driving to the museum. The kids chatter indistinctly]
Moody Margaret: Are we there yet?
Weepy William: Miss, I need a wee.
Miss Battle-Axe: You'll just have to wait. Will everyone please sit down!
Horrid Henry: Oh, let's go somewhere else! Museums are so boring!
[The scene changes to inside the museum]
Mrs Crunch: Good morning, class, and welcome, welcome, welcome! My name is Mrs Crunch. C-R-U-N-C-H, Crunch! And I have the pleasure of being your tour guide extraordinaire while you grace our premises. 
Horrid Henry: I want to see the dinosaurs.
Rude Ralph: Me too.
Mrs Crunch: That's impossible, I'm afraid. Our new dinosaur exhibit is presently closed to the public.
Horrid Henry: My dad says you've got a mummy.
Mrs Crunch: Well, dear, most of us do have Mu- [realises what Henry means, and laughs] Of course, how silly of me! [laughs again] You mean the mummy from the ancient Egypt exhibit?
Horrid Henry: Ooh, a mummy? Oooooohhhhhh... [the rest of the class join in and Miss Battle-Axe quiets them down]
Mrs Crunch: Unfortunately, the ancient Egypt gallery had to make way for the dinosaur exhibit, so it too is closed to the public.
Horrid Henry: Well let's come back when they're open.
Mrs Crunch: [not impressed] Young man, this is a place of learning. For those who find civilised behaviour impossible, we have a naughty children's room. You would be wise to avoid it. Follow me, class.
[The class follows Mrs Crunch into the worm room]
Mrs Crunch: Gather round, class. As you can see, our permanent exhibit tells the story of this very...
[Henry mimics the chameleon on display at it by sticking out his tongue]
Mrs Crunch: ...spot throughout history. The flora on display here, once covered this entire...
Horrid Henry: Looks like the stuff in our garden!
Brainy Brian: Shush!
Mrs Crunch: Let us start with the soil, the very earth beneath our feet, unchanged since the dawn of humanity.
[Henry and Ralph pretends to yawn as it's boring]
Mrs Crunch: See it, touch it, smell it! Our very soil is alive with the mysteries of history.
Horrid Henry: (Imitates Frankenstein) It's alive! It's alive!
[Everyone laughs]
Mrs Crunch: Very funny, young man! But also... accurate. The soil is very much alive. 
[She opens up the barrel full of soil and alive worms)
Mrs Crunch: Behold the wormery!
[Everyone heaves up and saying how disgusting it is]
Weepy William: [crying] I hate worms!
Greedy Graham: We can eat them like they do on telly!
Moody Margaret: Oh, yuck!
Rude Ralph: What do worms taste like?
Beefy Bert: I dunno.
[Henry grabs a handful of worms and throws them on everyone, Bert pushed Margaret leaving her to push the barrel with worms with them going all over the floor]
Mrs Crunch: Watch your feet! Do not tread on the worms!
Miss Battle-Axe: Everyone, help. I want all the worms picked up immediately!
[Everyone picks the worms and says Eurgh!]
Anxious Andrew: I'm not touching them. I might catch something.
Miss Battle-Axe: Oh, for goodness sake! They're only worms. Eurgh!
[Henry pretends he needs the loo so that he can leave the room]
Horrid Henry: Miss, can I go to the loo?
Miss Battle-Axe: Yes yes, fine. But don't dawdle, Henry.
Mrs Crunch: Someone is responsible for this. I am very disappointed. Very disappointed.
[Henry laughs and leaves the room and sees Peter with his class]
Perfect Peter: Miss Lovely, those early settlements were really interesting.
[Ted sees a sweet wrapper on the floor and puts it in the bin]
Tidy Ted: Wait for me!
[Two workers come out of the lift and puts an Egyptian statue in front of where Henry is]
Worker: Let's the other one after lunch.
[Henry goes out front and sees the statue]
Horrid Henry: Nice hat! But you're wearing a skirt.
[The CCTV camera looks at Henry touching the statue and George the person who checks the cameras talks to Henry and he thinks that the statue is talking to him]
George: Take your hands off me.
Horrid Henry: Ahh! It spoke!
[He ran and bumped into a security guard]
Horrid Henry: Ahh! That statue, it talked.
Security Guard: Did it? How interesting, now you'd better catch up your classmates.
[He was pointing to Peter's class]
Horrid Henry: No, that's my brother's class; my class is out here.
[He goes back to his classmates and hears the security guard talking to George]
Security Guard: Camera and sound system work, you can shut it down. [laughs] All well done, George. I bet that kid’s too scared to touch anything for a while.
[Henry grunts then takes out a rolled up newspaper from the bin and talks through it]
Horrid Henry: Goodbye.
Security Guard: George, was that you? [George, speaking over radio] Are you sure?
[Security Guard looks at the statue and gulps nervously Miss Lovely’s Class are on the first floor where Miss Battle-Axe’s class are still on the ground floor entering the Norman Village with Miss Crunch]
Miss Crunch: Keep moving, Class. Straight ahead for the Norman Village. [Henry sees the same security guard from before coming out of the elevator then backwardly walks in and the doors close]
Horrid Henry: Middle ages and beyond. Boring. Modern Times. Definitely not. Special exhibits. Aha Dinosaurs! 
[he pressed the button and the lifts goes up to the fourth floor and he runs out. Henry then goes into the ancient Egypt room] 
Horrid Henry: Hello, anyone in there? [Laughs] 
[He notices the security Guard walk into the room] 
Horrid Henry: Uh oh. 
[He ducks down behind the coffin, but accidentally hits his head] 
Horrid Henry: Ow! 
Security Guard: Hey? 
Horrid Henry: Urgh, ow, urgh! 
[The Security Guard thinks the noises are coming from inside the coffin] 
Security Guard: Waah! 
[He falls back into a curtain and then runs out of the room. Henry gets up from behind the coffin and notices the dinosaur skeleton behind him] 
Horrid Henry: Wow! 
[Henry gets a closer look at the dinosaur, before noticing a claw bone that fell out of the skeleton] 
Horrid Henry: Hey, want your claw? 
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