アップルドットコム (Apple Dot Com)

==Alternate Versions==
==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
りんごは　赤い 	ringo wa akai 	Apples are red.
赤くて　うまい 	akakute umai 	Red and delicious.
刑務所で食べたら　さらにうまい 	keimusho de tabetara sarani umai 	They taste even better when you eat them in prison.
野良犬は　噛む 	norainu wa kamu 	Stray dogs bite.
どうせまた　噛む 	douse mata kamu 	They’ll bite again, anyway,
腕まくりして　こっちから噛ます 	udemakuri shite kocchi kara kamasu 	So I’ll roll up my sleeves and shove my arm into their mouths.
 	 	
バイトの面接準備万端 	baito no mensetsu junbi bantan 	I’m completely prepared for my part time job interviews,
準備だけやって応募してない 	junbi dake yatte oubo shitenai 	But I’ve only prepared, and haven’t applied for them.
若手の頃の自分を見てるようで 	wakate no koro no jibun o miteru you de 	It’s like looking back on my younger self:
可愛がりつつ出る杭打つ 	kawaigari tsutsu deru kui utsu 	Admiring myself while hammering back down the pickets that stick out.
 	 	
ほったらかしで　腐っています 	hottarakashi de kusatte imasu 	I’m rotting away as I neglect myself.
にっこり顔に　刺さってるダーツ 	nikkori kao ni sasatteru daatsu 	I’m smiling, but a dart pierces my face.
めんどくさいから　なんもしない 	mendokusai kara nan mo shinai 	I’m not doing anything since it's such a burden.
じっぱひとからげの　負債 	jippahitokarage no fusai 	All my debts are lazily piled together.
 	 	
「あいつ本当にめっちゃいい奴。」と 	"aitsu hontou ni meccha ii yatsu." to 	The person saying, “they’re totally a really good person”
言ってる奴がめっちゃ嫌な奴 	itteru yatsu ga meccha iya na yatsu 	Is actually really dislikeable.
この世界を救ったヒーローも 	kono sekai o sukutta hiiroo mo 	Even the hero who saves the whole world
一部の人には好かれてない 	ichibu no hito ni wa sukaretenai 	Isn’t liked by certain people.
 	 	
ネットで検索携帯プランを賢く選んで 	netto de kensaku keitai puran o kashikoku erande	I do research on the internet to wisely choose my phone plan,
ソシャゲ課金で月200万 	soshage kakin de tsuki nihyakuman 	But I end up spending 20k on microtransactions each month.
平身低頭　誠心誠意　謝りながら 	heishinteitou seishinseii ayamari nagara 	I’m the type of garbage to profusely apologize down on my knees
巨大な斧を担いでるカス 	kyodai na ono o katsuideru kasu 	While carrying a huge axe over my shoulder.
 	 	
ほったらかしで　腐っています 	hottarakashi de kusatte imasu 	I’m rotting away as I neglect myself.
にっこり顔に　刺さってるダーツ 	nikkori kao ni sasatteru daatsu 	I’m smiling, but a dart pierces my face.
めんどくさいから　なんもしない 	mendokusai kara nan mo shinai 	I’m not doing anything since it's such a burden.
じっぱひとからげの　負債 	jippahitokarage no fusai 	All my debts are lazily piled together.
 	 	
深夜頭上に　溜まってるガス 	shin'ya zujou ni tamatteru gasu 	Gas accumulates over my head in the middle of the night.
まったりムードで　重罪科す 	mattari muudo de juuzai kasu 	I casually commit serious crimes.
天竺着いても　なんにもない 	tenjiku tsuite mo nanni mo nai 	Even after my journey to the west, there isn’t anything there.
じっぱひとからげの　未来.com 	jippahitokarage no mirai dotto com 	Lazily piled together—my future.com
 	 	
りんごは　赤い 	ringo wa akai 	Apples are red.
赤くて　うまい 	akakute umai 	Red and delicious.
刑務所で食べたら　さらにうまい 	keimusho de tabetara sarani umai 	They taste even better when you eat them in prison.
りんごは　赤い 	ringo wa akai 	Apples are red.
赤くて　うまい 	akakute umai 	Red and delicious.
死刑の前なのに　やはりうまい 	shikei no mae nanoni yahari umai 	Even right before my death penalty, they’re still delicious.
 	 	
ほったらかしで　腐っています 	hottarakashi de kusatte imasu 	I’m rotting away as I neglect myself.
にっこり顔に　刺さってるダーツ 	nikkori kao ni sasatteru daatsu 	I’m smiling, but a dart pierces my face.
めんどくさいから　なんもしない 	mendokusai kara nan mo shinai 	I’m not doing anything since it's such a burden.
じっぱひとからげの　負債 	jippahitokarage no fusai 	All my debts are lazily piled together.
 	 	
深夜頭上に　溜まってるガス 	shin'ya zujou ni tamatteru gasu 	Gas accumulates over my head in the middle of the night.
まったりムードで　重罪科す 	mattari muudo de juuzai kasu 	I casually commit serious crimes.
天竺着いても　なんにもない 	tenjiku tsuite mo nanni mo nai 	Even after my journey to the west, there isn’t anything there.
じっぱひとからげの　未来 	jippahitokarage no mirai 	A future where everything’s just lazily lumped together.
 	 	
ほったらかしで　腐っています 	hottarakashi de kusatte imasu 	I’m rotting away as I neglect myself.
にっこり顔に　刺さってるダーツ 	nikkori kao ni sasatteru daatsu 	I’m smiling, but a dart pierces my face.
めんどくさいから　なんもしない 	mendokusai kara nan mo shinai 	I’m not doing anything since it's such a burden.
じっぱひとからげの　負債 	jippahitokarage no fusai 	All my debts are lazily piled together.
 	 	
元気はないけど　生きています 	genki wa nai kedo ikite imasu 	I don’t feel so good, but I’m living.
ほんのり　うすら笑っています 	honnori usurawaratte imasu 	Very faintly, I’m smiling.
なんにもないけど　ちょっと期待 	nanni mo nai kedo chotto kitai 	I’m keeping a bit of expectation even though I don’t have anything.
じっぱひとからげの　未来.com 	jippahitokarage no mirai dotto com 	Lazily piled together—my future.com
 	 	
これがムズイんだよ 	kore ga muzui nda yo 	
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*増殖する今村 (Zoushoku Suru Imamura) (album)
*ピノキオピー Live from 五臓六腑 Tour 2019 at Tokyo
*PINOCCHIOP BEST ALBUM 2009-2020 寿 (PINOCCHIOP BEST ALBUM 2009-2020 Kotobuki) (album)
The Rotten version of this song was featured on the following album:
*零号 (ZERO-GO) (album)
A remix by ARuFa was featured on the following album:
*PINOCCHIOP BEST ALBUM 2009-2020 寿 (PINOCCHIOP BEST ALBUM 2009-2020 Kotobuki) (album)
==External Links==
*piapro - Off-vocal
*pixiv - Illustrations
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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*Blog post - Translation source
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