The PhillyWhoopi 4000

Made by Jakks Pacific in 2008, This is a replica of Phil's famous battery-powered, remote-controlled whoopie cushion from The Class of 3000 Radio Show; it is coral-pink and balloon-shaped with a coral-pink "remote" on a cord attached to it. When the button is pushed, The PhillyWhoopi 4000 "lets loose" by making a farting noise and then Phil (voiced by Brandon O'Dell) provides a comedic, wisecracking message complementing the fart.
== The Farts and Their Complementary Messages ==
# ("Butt sputter" fart) Get aboard the motorboat of methane!
# ("Spitting camel" fart) That came directly from the desert!
# ("Belching clown" fart) Who needs a carnival ride when you've got me around?
# ("Butt belch" fart) That's my seat's special serenade!
# ("Butt Balloon" fart) TBA
# ("rear end raspberry" fart) Pucker up for raspberry season!
# ("Butt air spray" fart) TBA
# ("Butt bomb" fart) TBA
# ("Barking spider" fart) Beware of spooky 8-legged toots!
# ("Yelping spider" fart) Even arachnids love to let one fly!
# ("Blowing mud" fart) Hang onto your boots, it's a muddy puddle explosion!
# ("Heiney burp" fart) Indeed, I'm a truly talented guy!
# ("Seat salute" fart) Remember to support our troops!
# ("Air attack" fart) Take cover, it's an odiferous aerial assault!
# ("Squeaker" fart) TBA
# ("Air biscuit" fart) TBA
# ("Air tulip" fart) TBA
# ("Love puff" fart) TBA
# ("Kiss-blower" fart) TBA
# ("Butt trumpet" fart) TBA
# ("Butt bugle" fart) TBA
# ("Acid rain maker" fart) Watch out for the weather, it's getting wacky!
# ("Choo Choo Whistler" fart) Tickets, please-Flatulence Express is leaving now!
# ("Bus Horn Beeper" fart) Hop on board the NOCO2HCH4 bus!
# ("Stain-maker" fart) That'll leave a mark behind!
# ("Jumpsuit Chili" fart) TBA
# ("Wet Firework Ripper" fart) TBA
# ("Silent-But-Deadly" fart) TBA
# ("Trouser Cough" fart) TBA
# ("Butt Chuckle" fart) TBA
# ("Noisy Duck Quacker" fart) TBA
# ("Rump rumbler" fart) TBA
# ("Booty burp" fart) TBA
# ("Room-clearer" fart) TBA
# ("Scratch and sniffer" fart) That's gonna itch when it dries!