Ultimate Mobility Scooter

The Ultimate Mobility Scooter is a mobility scooter manufactured by Phat Solutions. It was designed for extremely lazy yet rich people who cannot be bothered to walk anywhere at all. It was first sold for a price of £2999.99, though it has become cheaper since the release of the Big Phat Azz Turbo Scooter.
Due to the scooter becoming cheaper and more common, all Fat Mart superstores have made indoor roads for those on mobility scooters and pavements for others. Many people disapprove of this idea, with some saying it will not help end Pedia and Homia's obesity crisis. Others feel it is silly to turn a superstore into an "indoor town".
Fat Wheels models of the scooter are known to exist, though they are rare and somewhat expensive; a one-of-kind model of the scooter's August 2016 variant was sold online for £50,000. Even bootleg versions have fetched upwards of £100 in online auctions.
A new model is currently being developed, titled the Ultimate Mobility Scooter X. It will include features such as an autonomous mode, a glass dome and built-in wi-fi. Gargle, who will soon release autonomous cars, is also assisting with developing the autonomous mode. It is speculated that by 2100, there will be a new model that allows the user to do absolutely nothing but get comfy.
== Features ==
*A small bed that can be folded into a chair
*A toilet bowl under the bed sheet, to the right
*A wheel at the front
*A TV on the left side
*A sink and drink dispenser on the right side
*A food tray
*A phone charger
*A heating and cooling system
*A rain cover
*A Fat Mart loyalty card holder
*Extremely fast wheels
*A satnav (devices manufactured from August 2016 onwards)
*A tip assist device (devices manufactured from September 2016 onwards)
*A wireless remote control for operating the scooter, as an alternative to using the keypads on the steering handles (devices manufactured from September 2016 onwards)
== Reactions ==
Caleb McKinnon stole one from a warehouse in January 2016. He soon plans to live on it, and got a mechanic to integrate the Caleb McCommodon into it. Hannah Johnston and Samantha Boatman constantly nag their parents to buy them one. Samuel Davidson planned to live on one before his death as he was aware of and no longer cared about the fact that he became grossly obese.
When Edvard Andersson first saw the Ultimate Mobility Scooter he fainted, causing Annabella Nylund to burst into tears over panic. Not long later, they burst into laughter over the scooter. The Black Foot Gang as a whole find the scooter hilarious, though Harry Smith secretly wants one himself.
== Video game appearances ==
The Ultimate Mobility Scooter is confirmed to appear as a vehicle in the upcoming racing game The Bully: Super Kart GP 2, where it will belong to Caleb McKinnon.
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