IHate Drake

iHateDrake is the ninth episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, After listening to a song by Drake, Johnny and Vern kill themselves due to how bad it is, ending the piano gag.
== Transcript ==
* Vern: Johnny, have you heard this new Drake song?
* Johnny: Yeah, let's give it a listen and see what all the hype is about. 
* [They press play, and as they are immediately disappointed]
* Vern: What is this? It's so bad, I can't even believe it! 
* Johnny: I thought Drake was supposed to be good, but this song is just terrible. 
* [Disappointed by the song, Vern and Johnny make a decision.] 
* Vern: You know what, Johnny? I can't take it anymore.
* Johnny: I'm with you, Vern. If this is the kind of music people like I want no part in it. 
* [Cut to Mr. Zabs' house, where he receives the news of Vern and Johnny killing themselves.] 
* Mr. Zabs: Finally, some good news! Those two were getting on my nerves with their piano gag.
* [Mr. Zabs calls Mr. Rabs and tells him he has some news.]
* Mr. Rabs: Zabs, my man! I heard you had some good news. 
* Mr. Zabs: Oh, Mr. Rabs, you won't believe it! Vern and Johnny killed themselves!
* [Mr. Rabs, initially thrilled, suddenly becomes weirded out as Mr. Zabs gets closer.]
* Mr. Rabs: That's great, Zabs. But uh- why did you invite me over? 
* [Mr. Zabs, tries to make a move on Mr. Rabs, making him feel uncomfortable. Feeling uneasy and awkward, Mr. Rabs quickly decides to leave.] 
* Mr. Rabs: I think it's best if I go now. Thanks for the news, Zabs. [DOOR SLAM!!!]
* [Cut to later in the day, Mr. Zabs decides to call Cleveland Brown and continue the festivities.]
* Mr. Zabs: Cleveland, guess what? Vern and Johnny killed themselves! It's time to celebrate!
* [Cleveland and Mr. Zabs crank up the music, having a giant party]
* [Cut to the end of the night, the party winding down.]
* Cleveland Brown: Well, Mr. Zabs, I got to leave.
* Mr. Zabs: Aw, that sucks! See you later Cleveland!
* QuackersClocks: [Knocking on Mr. Zabs Door]
* Mr. Zabs: Hello, How can I help ye?
* QuackersClocks: YOU GOT TO HELP ME SPONGEBOB’S MISSING
* Mr. Zabs: I already fixed another missing person’s case, get lost!
* [Door Slams, cut to black]
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