Death On Ice

Gang-banger has a nose for crime, loan shark becomes prey, flag waver becomes dead tired, quilt maker reaps what he sews, hell swallows psycho ex-girlfriend whole, robot melts down, old granny signs off.
AIRED ON: DECEMBER 18, 2016 
Death #	Name 	Date 	Location 	Description
409 	BRUISIN' USA 	July 12, 2001 	Macon, Georgia 	At a local car-racing circuit, Olivia was the flag holder. Her job was simple: signal the racers to start the race by counting down to 3, and wave the flag down at 0. The problem? Olivia was more interested in chatting up the guys than doing her job. One day, Olivia showed up to work super drunk. After she finished her drunken countdown for the upcoming race, she was becoming more and more lethargic. Her constant stumbling around almost caused her to get in the way of the racers. In her drunken stupor, she took off her top, which caught one of the racers off guard. He crashed into another racer, and the collision caused one of the car's tires to get launched in the air. It struck Olivia in the head, resulting in blunt force trauma and subsequent death.
133 	BEST SERVED CULLED 	August 14, 2009 	Gary, Indiana 	T-Bone was a gangbanger who was running away from a street gang called "MG-16." T-Bone spied on them beforehand, and found out that they were planning an ambush on his own gang, "LG-19." T-Bone was running for his life when he decided to make his escape by swimming across a nearby river. T-Bone swam across the river and fled to the wilderness to lose them. He kept a low profile for a while. After a couple of weeks, he began walking back to where MG-16 was to get revenge. Little did he know, T-Bone was going to die, and it wouldn't be from the gangbangers. Apparently, when he swam across the river, T-Bone unknowingly swallowed a Cryptosporidium parasite. Cryptosporidiosis is a diarrheal disease that attacks the lining of the intestines and bowels. Within a few days, T-Bone experienced nausea, diarrhea, and vomiting, among a plethora of other symptoms. His body eventually shut down, and he died once he arrived at his rival gang's hideout.
584 	CRIMINAL YAK-TIVITY 	May 23, 2000 	Redding, California	This is a story of Alec, a loan shark, and Sofia, a surgeon. It all started when Alec and his cronies decided to confront someone who was overdue on his payments. Things escalated, and a shootout occurred. Alec wound up getting shot multiple times in the chest, and required immediate medical attention. He was taken to a hospital where Sofia, a surgeon on the first day of her job, worked. She had no medical experience (she cheated her way through med school), but she wanted to follow the footsteps of her deceased brother, who had been a surgeon. When she was required to make incisions on Alec's torso and take the bullet shells out, she was so grossed out from what she saw that she threw up... all over the inside of Alec's insides. Panicked, she ran away. None of the other surgeons, who were all busy gathering materials to remove the bullets, noticed what Sofia had done. After a few days under anesthesia, Alec was bullet-free, and ready to go. While he was walking out of the hospital, however, he collapsed, dead. He was poisoned to death due to toxins from Sofia's vomit.
170 	YOU REAPER WHAT YOU SEW	November 5, 2010 	Coos Bay, Oregon 	James was a gay clothing designer and quilter who worked with his lover, Marty. They'd recently had a giant industrial sewing machine installed in the back room of their shop. A conveyor belt carried the clothing from one side of the room to the other, which allowed James and Marty to work more efficiently. One day, while they were working, Marty got distracted talking about the latest episode of "Glee," and got stabbed in the finger by the machine's sewing needle. He went to the bathroom to fix himself up. James continued working. He grew bored, and decided to start snorting bath salts Marty had gifted him on his birthday. Soon, he passed out and collapsed onto the conveyor belt, which carried his head to the sewing needle, which proceeded to stab him multiple times in the face. Marty came back from the bathroom, and, much to his horror, saw the now dead James, who's face was bloodied and stitched with threads.
989 	WHALE DONE 	July 31, 2008 	Pacific Ocean 	Laci was the psychotic ex-girlfriend of Daniel, a marine biologist who was scheduled to travel across the Pacific Ocean to collect data for an experiment with squids. When Daniel went aboard his ship, Laci snuck inside the ship's cargo hold. Her plan was to push Daniel overboard when nobody else was looking. She eventually got out of the hold, and started searching for Daniel. She never accounted for how cold she would end up getting due to the chilling sea water that was constantly splashing up in her face. On top of that, she began to get really seasick. Just as she was starting to have second thoughts about her plan, Daniel spotted her. Laci started running after him, but spilled on the wet dock, and fell into the ocean... make that, the open mouth of a sperm whale, which devoured her instantly.
436 	WARDROBE MALFUNCTION 	November 16, 2007	Talahassee, Florida	Nate and his sexually ambiguous friends were students who did improvisational theatre. Nate was the haughty one in the group, often bragging about his supposedly superior improv skills. One day, Nate brought in a life-sized mech suit he "borrowed" from the robotics club. He wasn't planning on returning it anytime soon. The suit had a door like structure in the front that allowed him to enter it. Using high-tech equipment, he was able to have the suit envelop him with a mere push of a button. Nate was in the suit and ready to walk to the front stage, when suddenly, it burst into flames. How did that happen? When he hooked up the suit to a nearby power outlet, Nate didn't notice that some of the wires were frayed. When he activated the suit, the frayed wires produced an electrical arc. To make matters worse, the wires were on an extremely flammable carpet. The electrical arc, combined with the highly combustible carpet, caused a small fire to occur, and it trailed its way to Nate. Once it made contact with him, his fate was sealed. Unable to get out of his suit, he died from 4th degree burns.
532 	KILLBOARD 	April 22, 2009 	Olympia, Washington	Nina was a mean old lady who lived alone in her house. Her niece, Barbara, had to take care of her due to her debilitating health. She was always nice to Nina, often giving her gifts and souvenirs, but Nina didn't care about Barbara, or anyone else for that matter. It was another boring day in Nina's shabby tiny hut of a house. Barbara was there as well, and she was forced to clean out the kitchen of all of Nina's rotten food. Then, there was a knock on the front door. It was the IRS. Nina hadn't payed her taxes for 3 months, and the IRS was closing in on her. She knew that she was financially screwed for quite some time, so there was nothing she could do about that. What will she do? Nina excused herself to her garage, where her mobility scooter was. She then made a bold, stupid move, and made a run for it. She fired up the scooter and drove away from her house as fast as she could, and the men ran after her. Her scooter could only go 7 MPH, so there was no way she could outrun them. Suddenly, her wheels gave in, and stopped working. Not only that, but she was going on a steep downward incline. An unseen rock caused Nina to crash her scooter, and sent her flying towards a billboard. Her head penetrated the billboard, and she died from massive brain trauma.
Category:Episodes