Hiatus Alarm

This is the 17th episode overall, and second and last episode of season 2 of SBFW's Got Talent. It is also the series finale.
==Transcript==
Peter: Hey hey hey, the bird’s the word, back with another episode of SBFW’s Got Talent. Let’s just jump right into it. Our first new audition is supposedly a secret contestant, although it isn’t really secret now. Give a round of applause to Gene!
Gene: Mehh….
(Crickets chirping)
Peter: Wow this guy is boring. He better do something quick or he won’t win anyone.
Gene: Meh, don’t really care- JUST KIDDING! Forget what my parents said, I can be exciting! Hey look, ma, no hands! (he is on a unicycle without holding onto the handlebars)
Gene (Scallop): Hey, that guy stole my name!
Gene: And I just stole your mustache!
(Gene Scallop notices that his mustache is gone, and the other Gene is wearing it)
Gene (Scallop): Hey, you give that back!
Gene: Never, sucker! (he honks a horn while on the unicycle, while doing yo-yo tricks)
(Gene Scallop starts getting mad and tries to go up to the stage to get his mustache back, but is held back by Peter)
Peter: Nuh-uh, Gene, let Gene have his show.
Gene Scallop: Oh, brother.
(Gene then crashes into the stage wall, making him see stars)
Gene: Pretty stars… (passes out)
(The audience claps)
Peter: Any buzzers? (Gene buzzes) I thought so. But since he’s the only one that buzzed, that means that Gene is in!
Gene: Meh… I mean YAY!
Peter: Alright, let’s hurry up along now, my lunch break should be soon. Next up is Chill Plankton from his famous awards show!
(The audience claps as Chill Plankton walks onto the stage)
Chill Plankton: Thank you, thank you all! I’m real chill, yo. Like, with y’all and such. But lemme tell ya somethin’. (he takes his shades off) I’m really not that chill. In fact, I CAN GET REAL ANGRY! (the whole stage burns down. Surprisingly, the audience applauds)
Peter: That was a bit shocking to say the very least. Any buzzers?
(All the judges are set on fire)
Peter: Okay then. Chill Plankton, you’re in, buddy boy.
Chill Plankton: Alright, dawg!
Peter: Next up is-
(An alarm is heard)
Peter: Oh no, it’s the… HIATUS ALARM! EVERYBODY PANIC!
(Everyone panics)
Peter: You know what this means, right? The show’s been on hiatus so long that the writer forgot what they were doing!
Chill Plankton: I am no longer chill, dawg! I AM NOT CHILL! (he burns up into flames and dies)
Peter: Oh god oh heck he died
Lois: Petah, why did you host a show on a fanfiction website? And what the heck is a hiatus alarm?
Peter: Well you see, most shows on SBFW tend to end abruptly because of long hiatuses, incompetence, and most of all, a lack of motivation.
Lois: Oh. That explains it.
Brian: Yeah can somebody run me over real quick?
(Peter steps on Brian’s face and Brian dies)
Lois: Oh god oh fu-
Stewie: Hey why is Brian dead-
Peter: FOOTBALL! (he kicks Stewie into space)
Lois: Petah, what the hell are you doing?!
Peter: Serving justice to the guy from Hey Arnold.
Lois: THAT WAS OUR SON!
Peter: Honey, Chris is right here.
Chris: Hi
Lois: THE OTHER ONE!
Peter: We have two sons?
(Lois facepalms)
(“The End” shows up on screen as Nicholas Withers wave an awkward goodbye)
(end)
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