Nicktoons Unite: Worst Edition

Created/Written by TailsDoller2, Devonte and Boltgon.
This is inspired by Chimichangar and based on Lego Batman the Videogame: Bad Edition
Nicktoons Unite: Worst Edition.
If you are an OG Nicktoons fan you might have played or heard about Nicktoons Unite.
You see, every weekend I used to play Nicktoons Unite with a Johnny, a buddy of mine who, come to think of it, I hadn't talked to in years before.....the incident.
I know what you're thinking. The incident? What incident? What am I referring to?
Johnny and I went to the same high school together, and we both attended the same awkward class reunion years later. We had a couple drinks and I asked him if he remembered playing Nicktoons Unite him if he wanted to play again some time.....and he actually said yes.
I had a Playstation 2 with a disc I bought on eBay for 5$.
I put the disc on the console, and the game started to boot up, but the screen went black.
"Aw, man." Johnny said. "You actually had me excited about playing this again."
"Wait, dude, look. It's coming back." I said, pointing at the screen.
The game started loading back up again, but something definitely got fucked up when a fucking red screen appeared. The Nicktoons Unite logo was normal expect the splat was red.
Johnny started laughing. "The hell is this?" he asked. "Did they update the game or something?"
The game only got....stranger from there. The game opened with the SpongeBob SquarePants cutsence. When Spongebob said "Good morning Gary!" the screen showed some static, like it was a recording. Turns out the villains were watching him in Crocker's Fortress through a camera.
They were disscusing their evil plan when an alarm started blasting as a voice on some speakers said "AN ANOMALY HAS BREACHED INTO THE FORTRESS".
"What? How this could happen? This fortress is supposed to be secret!" Finbarr Calamitous said.
"Don't worry, I had made a machine to fight intruders!" Denzel Crocker said, trying to calm the group.
"Dont you mean "we"?" Plakton asked, a bit angry.
"It doesn't matter who made what, just send whatever you have!" Vlad Plasmius said.
Crocker then pressed a button, making a part of the floor open like a hatch, and a robot version of Timmy Turner emerged from it.
"TAKE DOWN THE THREAT!" ordered Crocker.
"Yes, my master" Robo-Timmy said.
Then the screen changed to Robo-Timmy looking through the place when he turned around and saw Timmy Turmer.
What the fuck? Timmy wasn't supposed to be here now! Was this a glitch? Also this cutscene wasn't in the original game!
"Get ready, because I'm gonna kick your robotic ass!" said Timmy.
Then a boss fight started, except I was taking control of Robo-Timmy. His attacks were somewhat similar to Timmy's. Speaking of which, Timmy was the fucking boss.
It was really hard but I managed to defeat him.
Then a cutscene played. Timmy started laughing and floating as his voice stated changing, and then a poof effect appeared around him.
I shit you not, Foop was actually Timmy in disguise.
WHAAAAT?! The anti-fairies never appeared on the original game! Foop didn't even exist when this game was released! Not even Poof, because Foop is Poof's evil copy!
"I would go on a tangent about my goals but I don't have enough time" Foop said, as he summoned a dragon, which began destroying the lair.
Robo-Timmy tried to stop the dragon, but it was useless. Then he decided to sacrifice himself by self-destructing himself, killing the dragon in the process.
The game suddenly changed to some incredibly low-res real-life video of the fuckin' GODDAMN ROCKO FROM FUCKING ROCKO’S MODERN LIFE trying to fucking jack himself off, moaning and saying "FUCK YEAH, IM FUCKING HORNY!!" over and over again.
This was weird, not only because the jacking off, but because Rocko was never playable in the game, nor made an apperance. How even was he in this atrocious game?
The game changed to Spongebob in Timmy's lab. He was in a bathroom, which was weird, because that cutscene wasn't before.
"EUGH! This is absolutely stinky!" he said in an irishman's voice, instead of Tom Kenny's voice. How many nonsense things had this game?
EXTREMELY loud satanic music started to play as Plakton emerged from the sink.
"SURPRISE, ASSHEADS!" he screamed.
What in the WORLD? Why were they swearing?! This was for kids!
Also, how the fuck was Plankton in the lab? That never happened. This had to be a hack.
Goddard then appeared and brutally mauled Plankton, who turned out to be a fake robot copy.
The hell was this?
Then it cut to an image of Plankton again throwing darts at a Mr. Krabs poster.
What. The. Fuck?
Then the game showed, I’m not kidding, Zurg from fucking Toy Story 2.
How the fuck was he in this game?
Suddenly, a fucking gigantic Buzz Lightyear BURST from the floor as he started trying to stomp Zurg, this battle took like 5 minutes untill Zurg throwed a bomb at Buzz, causing him to explode in plastic and blood.
Whatttt? Toys don't fucking bleed. Or do they?
Finally, something normal happened. Timmy, Spongebob, Danny and Jimmy went through a portal to get to Amity Park but ended up in the Ghost Zone prision because Vlad messed up some stuff and got sent in the jail.
Later, we managed to break out and started playing with the main characters. But something was fuckin' weird: Everyone swapped abilities:
-Spongebob and Danny swapped abilities.
-Timmy and Jimmy swapped abilities.
This made the character's look fuckin' weird. Was this a glitch?
Sunddenly, fucking Tak from Tak and the power of Juju appeared out of nowhere, as an enemy of this game.
He whipped a gun and shot everyone, dealing LOTS OF DAMAGE.
Timmy then called his fairies, appearing in front of him.
He wished that Tak got cancer, which was fucking stupid, because Cosmo and Wanda lost their powers.
Somehow, they swinged their wands and Tak became bald. He then escaped, crying.
Timmy Turner called him a TakAss, which is fucking mean-spirited.
Suddenly, everyone's controls went normal, and we procedded the game.
When we reached the fight with Walker, he had a different look. He looked like a member of the mafia.
"Fuckin' kids, you won't be able to escape" he said.
The fight started, but Walker was using a fucking Tommy gun, instead of using his ghost powers, and the characters were bleeding, which made their health drop slowly.
We managed to defeat him, but he did something shocking.
"LONG LIVE VLAD" he said, as he fucking shot himself.
At the end of the level, the cutscenes were normal.
But in the next stage, the ghosts were actually fuckin' realistic zombies, and instead of using Danny's Overshadow power, we only could kill them. It was really sad.
When we reached the fight with Vlad, he wasn't there.
Instead, fucking Michael Jackson appeared as the boss.
He was using an army of moonwalking zombies to defend himself, as he mocked the heroes.
But we was defeated by the heroes and escaped through a portal.
We were in utter shock. How was this happening?
Then we went to the second world: Crocker's Fortress.
WHAT THE FUCK? The second world was supposed to be Bikini Bottom.
Even if we were in the wrong place, everything was normal.
Wished it stayed that way.
When we got to the boss fight, Denzel Crocker started hauling out a MASSIVE fucking speaker, said "AYO THE PIZZA HERE", and began to play OBNOXIOUSLY loud fuckin' music.
Johnny nearly fell out of the chair and started covering his ears.
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE DUDE, TURN THAT DOWN!" he SCREAMED at me. I reached for the remote and tried turning the volume down, but whatever fucking bass boosted trash Denzel was playing just got louder.
At one point Timmy called his teacher "dez nuts Cocker", which made the giant robot he was in fucking explode for some reason.
The next stage was the world of Spongebob Squarepants, the only different thing is that the background music and the SFX was changed by... fucking Soulja Boy music and sounds....
Fuck my life....
The next level was inside Goddard, Jimmy's robot pet. All the enemies were replaced by anti-fairies, which, again, didn't made sense. Also the entire map was the fucking 4 maps of Among Us. Just fucking great.
We reached the boss, but Foop appeared out of nowhere and made it explode with his wand.
"Hey there fuckers, I come from the future, and I won't let Cosmo give birth to Poof!" he said.
"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?" asked Timmy.
"Nevermind, just fuckin' die" Foop hollered.
The fight was really hard, but we managed to defeat that fucker, who escaped through a portal.
The next stage was the final boss.
Jeez, fucking finally. After these crazy events, we wanted this to end. We promised to destroy the fucking demonic disc after we were done with this fucking game.
The next level was the Plankton from Spongebob one (and for those who don't know, Plankton is a villain in a based on real type, not a literal fucking same name), but instead of being called "Universal Doomsday", it was just called "Universal Ass". I wasn't sure if that was referring to the stuff you use to keep plankton away from your clothes, or some disgusting fuckin' joke about Phytoplankton balls.
A cutscene played showing Vlad appearing on what looked like a fucking THQ version of "America's Got Talent" and singing opera like he was fucking Pavarotti.
The judges and audience were deeply moved by this.
What the fuck? What the actual fuck?
And Danny and spongebob hold hands to Summon elizabeth girlfriend luna sofie peni parker and aurora to battle with bad guys what the fuck nickelodeon didn't own fnaf fnf Peggle lbp spider-man into the spider-verse and child of light 
(W.I.P)
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