Tina Tourettes

In this commercial, Keyz (with ZGK) sells a follow-up doll to Bad Billy.
==Script==
Announcer: Hey, listeners. The Awful Show's audience in the 4-8 year old age range continues to grow by leaps and bounds. And since the premier of The Awful Girls snacks, over 70% of this increase has been young girls. As Awful Show industries is ever-vigilant in making cutting edge products, a new doll is now available for your little angel. From the makers of Bad Billy comes...
Tina Tourettes!
Tina Tourettes is the little sweetheart that says 5 different phrases.
Tina: Let's go to market with mommy, the fucking, ball-licking cunt!
Announcer: Tina Tourettes offer both heart-warming sentiments, but at the same time teaches your child sensitivity toward those afflicted with Tourette's Syndrome.
Tina: We'll make daddy's favorite dinner tonight, that asshole, faggot douchebag!
Announcer: Tina Tourettes comes with both an adoption certificate and a educational pamphlet entitled "Why does my friend call me a pussy fart dick gobbler?"
Tina: Grandma loves to get hugs and kisses from us, scrotum-face shit-ass whore!
Announcer: Give the gift of understanding to your little girl on her next birthday or holiday. Give the gift of...
Tina Tourettes!
Tina: It's good to be nice to your baby brother, the little shit-pants bastard!
Announcer: Tina Tourettes is available wherever fine Awful Show Toys are sold. For more details, visit www.theawfulshow.com.
Tina: You're my best friend, you cum-gargling bitch!
==Notes of Interest==
*None yet.
Category:Faux_Commercials