Puss in Boots and the Naʼvi

Puss in Boots and the Naʼvi is a crossover fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It is a crossover with Shrek, featuring Puss in Boots and James Cameron's Avatar. It was released on January 18, 2023.
==Characters==
*Puss in Boots
*Kitty Softpaws
*Perro/Perrito
*Jake Sully
*Neytiri
*Lo'ak Sully
*Tuk Sully
*Kiri Sully
*Miles Quaritch "Spider" Socorro
*Don Manolo/The Cobbler
*Colonel Miles Quaritch
*Don Manolo's wife
*Shrek (cameo)
*Donkey (cameo)
*Fiona (cameo)
*Neteyam Sully (mentioned)
==Transcript==
(The story faces with a close-up of Puss in Boots and his friends Kitty Softpaws and Perrito as they go on many adventures through the wild)
*Puss in Boots: *narrate* Hola amigos. We are gathered here today to tell a story about a legend, a outlaw, a hero, and a cowboy. He was known by many times. The Stabby Tabby. El Macho Gato. The Leche Whisperer. And then The Diablo Outlaw. He was known as Puss in Boots and that's me! *laugh*
(Events show his adventures at San Ricardo, facing off enemies and going through the Dark Forest through a quest for the Wishing Star as well fighting off enemies like Jack Horner, Goldilocks and the Three Bears Crime Family and Death)
*Puss in Boots: I was raised in San Ricardo by my mama. I was a bad kitty. Then changed to become a hero in wake of the golden eggs scandal. After the events of what happen in town, I moved on, travel far far away to get a job. Stay with the job for years then returned back to my glorious days of being the fearless hero everyone known and love. I was down to my last life on facing enemies and going to the Wishing Star to receive my wish. But instead. I accepted who I am and quit running away for more lives. *show him fighting against Goldilocks and the Three Bears Crime Family, Jack Horner and Death* The worst enemy I have ever faced was Death. Oh boy, I laugh in the face of death, knowing darkness was after me and haunting me to hunt down my last life. Things prevented when I beat him through the last of his sickles. He was going to be back for me. Maybe someday. But that's just another story for the day.
(Flashbacks show more events of Puss' team returning from Far Far Away by heading to Del Mar by a ship and facing off more enemeis such as tree giants, golems, orcs, trolls and outlaw cowboys and the worse of all, The Cobbler)
*Puss in Boots: After returning to Far Far Away to see some old friends, we head back to Del Mar to celebrate once more without annoying the governor like crazy. We also head out to more adventures and faced more enemies, coming from supernatural creatures to outlaw cowboys coming from the wild west. A new outlaw have occurred on the wanted signs. His name is Don Manolo. Also known as the Cobbler! *Don laughs through flashbacks and face off Puss in the office* Don Manolo was a theft and a miner obsessed with magic and a old friend of "Big" Jack Horner who helped him build his pie shop over the years, now owned by Goldi and the Three Bears with a green bug in the later years. Don was just a narrassitic who want to get all the magic for himself and try to dominate the world until his spells and gems. I also fought his wife as a saloon over robbing for coins Don has stole at the bank. *fight Don's wife through the stage as Kitty and Perrito fight against Don* After taking down Don and his pretty wife, we got the money back to the bank and honored with a statue based on our legacy. Don't say it. Ugh! You even say it. Team Friendship! One day, Don Manolo is planning a threat on Del Mar as he hire one of the biggest outlaw people in the world. We head back to his hometown to track him down in his office and wonder what the miner is gonna do when planning to wipe off all the towns in honor of Jack Horner's death. What happen next? Let's find out.
(Puss in Boots and his friends sneak through Don Manolo's hometown at night by passing by long buildings and bridges in a coastal favela by reaching over the entrance to his place)
*Puss in Boots: There it is. The entrance to the home of the Cobbler.
*Kitty: You don't know what the Cobbler is like when he steal some magic and take gems out of people's moneybags.
*Perrito: The coast seem poor after all the chaos Don has caused over the years.
*Puss in Boots: Don is like one of the biggest outlaws in all of Spain and the biggest threat a person could ever occur since Jack and Jill.
*Kitty: Speaking of Jack and Jill, they have been shooting people over magic beans and they even shot a guy over a hotel room in a stay at San Ricardo!
*Perrito: I thought you guys were talking about the Andy Beanstalk guy who was obsessed with his magic beans.
*Puss in Boots: Not Andy Beanstalk! Andy Beanstalk's death. He has lost his gains over magic beans and fall into his fate over baked beans and golden eggs. The world doesn't seem to talk about him anymore.
*Kitty: It's alright. Every legend get a cult following afterwards.
*Perrito: Just like with Mary who has a little lamb.
*Cowboy #1: *stop Puss' gang* Hey! Who's trespassing the property of the Cobbler?!
*Puss in Boots: Holy frijoles! They caught us.
*Cowboy #2: You ain't going anywhere. Friends of the outlaw Puss in Boots.
*Kitty: I knew Don got friends on his side.
*Perrito: And they look real mad, aiming at treasure for those willing to claim the reward and sell for cash.
*Cowboy #3: You guys are going back to the cat cage, pets. *laugh with the cowboys*
*Puss in Boots: We are not pets. We're born to be heroes, fearless hunters and defenders of Spain! *hold his sword* I'll show you some real mercy!
*Cowboy #4: Angry cat alert! He's real mad as a bull!
*Puss in Boots: You know I'm stronger than a bull. Go! *he and his friends fight the cowboys*
*Kitty: *dodge the bullets and slam down the cowboys* See ya.
*Perrito: *dodge the cowboys* You missed! You're fast! You're slow! Didn't see a therpy dog running out of the gate? I don't think so! *bite a cowboy's leg*
*Cowboy #5: Ah! My leg!
*Cowboy #6: *shoot with a snowgun* Come on. No one is passing guard duty, even to make the big boss proud.
*Puss in Boots: Didn't your mother told you not to play with your gun right?! *scratch all the cowboys*
*Cowboy #6: Ow! Scratching on my pants and hats! *crash down*
*Kitty: *bump at all the cowboys and slam them down* Piece of cake!
*Perrito: We're rolling as a team.
*Puss in Boots: *run to the tower* That's what friends are for.
*Kitty: To defend and fight back!
*Perrito: Being a hero is what being honest is and helping others. Let's go chase after that Cobbler!
(Puss' gang knock down every cowboy and guard through the tower and reach all the way to Don's office, stored with many objects such as magic cars, statues of cats, griffins and eagles, including dragon heads on display)
*Puss in Boots: Woo! Glad we got away with these outlaws.
*Kitty: All the criminals have been taken down for good.
*Perrito: I would rather chew a crocodile's tail over a bullet.
*Puss in Boots: *shocked* Mama mia. Can you take a look how much of these items that miner have collect for his souvineers.
*Kitty: Sound like everything he stole with a touch of magic like what Jack Horner did to rule the world.
*Perrito: That guy is a real pest. He wouldn't gain all the magic items in just one day.
*Puss in Boots: Like look at all the staffs and weapons he collected.
*Kitty: Something a mastermind would do in Peru.
*Perrito: He's the master of magic and everything he collected goes into his vault box.
*Don: *show up* Ah ha! What you talking fairy tale animals doing in my office?!
*Puss in Boots: Oh burnt beans, he's here.
*Kitty: We're caught before we can rob his place up.
*Don: I know you were trying to rob my magic gem place you kitties.
*Perrito: *gulp* We're in so much dead meat.
*Don: *hold his axe* Prepare yourselves, for your biggest fate of your lives.
*Puss in Boots: *hold his sword at Don* Fear me, if you dare! I am Puss in Boots!
*Don: You are Puss in Boots. The people back at Del Mar and San Ricardo have been talking about you.
*Puss in Boots: So what? I always win against fierce guys from far away lands around the world.
*Don: You won't go easy on me and will be putting your heads on the animal display.
*Kitty: Your little hair will be sorry on the day you die by the paws of us.
*Perrito: Team Friendship, let's go!
*Puss in Boots: Not Team Friendship! I still hate that name. Ugh! Have we run out of ideas to form a team name?
*Don: You're being distracted, lap cat! *fight Puss*
*Puss in Boots: I'm not a lap cat! *fight Don*
*Perrito: Reach to the pants!
*Kitty: Cut his shirt!
*Don: Talking fairy tale animals. They get on my nerves. *fight Puss, Kitty and Perrito*
*Puss in Boots: Slice this! *cut Don's socks*
*Kitty: Eat a pickle. *pinch at Don*
*Perrito: Get a load of this! *bite Don's leg*
*Don: Ah! *crash on the drawers and shelfs to drop some magic jars* Why won't you get away with me!
*Puss in Boots: *see some magic popping* Holy fish sticks! What's going on?
*Kitty: The magic is popping everywhere like fireworks and sparkling soda.
*Perrito: It booms like rock candy.
*Don: *see the magical animals show up from the magic jars* You woke up the magical animals! Now you got a friend to play with!
*Puss in Boots: There's nobody friends, Cobbler. We got some enemies to slash with! *fight a dolphin*
*Kitty: *cut off a ostich* These guys look scary as these uncanny valley creatures.
*Perrito: *growl at a meerkat* What are you looking at?
*Puss in Boots: *fight a lion* Real easy, lion. You don't want to be thrown back in a cage for a circus, do you?
*Kitty: *knock out two flamingos* Ha ha. You're too slow!
*Perrito: *bark at a porcupine* Get your quills and spines off our furs!
*Don: You're killing my magical animals. You'll pay for everything, pussycat!
*Puss in Boots: Let's see what skills you're made of, outlaw. *fight Don*
*Don: *slam the table, desk and fish bowls* Get over here!
*Puss in Boots: *throw some tuna cans at Don* Unless you eat a tuna sandwich for lunch.
*Don: I hate tuna! *hit a tuna can* And I hate cat litter so much! *freakout*
*Puss in Boots: Look like you're spending too much time playing with your axe, Don Manolo.
*Kitty: *knock out the pigs* He'll never learn.
*Perrito: I must act as a bull. Go aim after the rats! *try to run after the rats and hit a mirror* Oops. Ow, my head. *see the mirror glows* Oh, what the?
*Puss in Boots: Huh?
*Kitty: What's going on.
*Don: It cannot be. You hit the mirror which means, it's gonna blow!
*Perrito: *see the mirror open up a portal to suck everything in the room* Ah! It's gonna suck us all into the mirror!
*Puss in Boots: Hold your boots and hats! We're getting sucked in!
*Kitty: You don't wanna get sucked into some pocket dimension, do you?!
*Don: That mirror is dangerous and can suck everything to transfer you to another one. I call this one the mirror sucking transfer!
*Puss in Boots: Not the mirror sucking transfer! It's like, we're doomed to fall into our fates! *fall and scream into the portal*
*Perrito: *hold on the floor* I can't hold on to this any longer. *let go* Ah!
*Kitty: *hold Perrito* I got you!
*Don: You ruined my office. Now I'm gonna kill you for this! *jump to push Kitty and Perrito into the portal*
(Puss, Kitty, Perrito and Don Manolo fall through a portal through floating clouds and clear passageways by passing by bubbles, waterfalls and rainbows as they fight together while floating)
*Puss in Boots: *fight Don* Oh, look what you done?!
*Kitty: It's all your fault!
*Perrito: Who's fault is it? Me or him?
*Don: You're not helping! One of you guys did it first!
*Puss in Boots: Grrr, I'm gonna kill you for this! *scratch Don*
*Don: No! Stop! Stop! Bad kitty! I'm taking you back to the pet shop on where you belong!
*Kitty: This guy caused more trouble than any outlaw on the entire planet.
*Perrito: Where are we going? We feel like we're falling through magic and spells.
*Puss in Boots: I don't wanna hurt you.
*Don: And I don't wanna kill you too.
*Puss in Boots: Let's face it. We were judged before they even know us.
*Don: And I thought my crimes were worse than Jack Horner's and the Three Bears Crime Family with Goldilocks.
*Puss in Boots: Ugh, forget about it. You put others in danger and stole many gold in people houses. Now you deserve the punishment of your fate! *push Don out of the line*
*Don: No! Curse you Puss in Boots!
*Kitty: What's the matter with you?
*Perrito: How are we still going to get out?
*Puss in Boots: I think I got the Cobbler.
*Kitty: Okay. And how are we going to get out of this fall?!
*Puss in Boots: Hold on together! *he and his friends hold together*
*Perrito: Why are we doing this for?
*Puss in Boots: We're all in this together and everything is gonna be okay.
*Kitty: We're still family after all, right?
*Perrito: Yeah. And we're Team Friendship.
*Puss in Boots: Not Team Friendship! *annoyed* Ugh! Why do you always have to be obsessed with that name?
*Kitty: I thought you liked that name.
*Perrito: Maybe you changed your mind after finding it too silly.
*Puss in Boots: We shouldn't use the name around the time I accepted my last life and moved on with my other lives I lost. *see the light* Oh burned cakes. Where are we going now?
*Kitty: We see the light!
*Perrito: We're going into the light! Hold on! *scream with everyone as they fall into the light*
(Puss' gang fall through another world in Pandora, surrounded by jungles, forests and floatings lands such as edges as the gang are falling in the sky ahead of their crash)
*Puss in Boots: Oh great. Now we're in another world.
*Kitty: Why everything look realistic in here?
*Perrito: Even the rocks are floating. Are we in Greece where the gods are ruling the skies?
*Puss in Boots: Not Greece! We're falling into some sort of jungle around here!
*Kitty: I knew Don's magic mirror is setting up a trap there!
*Perrito: I mean it doesn't look half bad as what we saw on the Wishing Star map.
*Puss in Boots: Forget the Wishing Star! This is much worse than we could imagination.
*Kitty: It's like we're falling into some pit of doom with poison toxic and dirty muds on the hot boiled water.
*Perrito: I think I'm gonna be sick! *cover his mouth*
(Puss' gang crash through the jungle of Pandora as they roll over the hills and fall through the ground as they get up by shaking their furs on what happen down here)
*Puss in Boots: Goof grief. What a landing. Is this some kind of joke?
*Kitty: Thanks a lot to the Cobbler who brought us in this misery jungle.
*Perrito: At least, Puss pushed him out of the lines and should be presumly decreased by now.
*Puss in Boots: I don't know what happen to Don. But he should be dead by now.
*Kitty: Then how are we going to get out of this world?
*Perrito: Use a bit of magic dust left?
*Puss in Boots: I don't know. We crashed from the hole and landed down here. There's no way out of this jungle. We must find a place with people that knows magic and can get us back to the world.
*Kitty: We know what we must do to find people with knowledge of magic and get us back home in Spain.
*Perrito: There are people back at Del Mar counting on us for our heroic acts.
*Puss in Boots: We hope to get home by Spring. In the meantime, let's keep on looking.
*Kitty: We hope there are no booby traps or spike sharps on the way.
*Perrito: We just have to keep on looking and sniffing for clues like service animals. *sniff on the ground*
(Meanwhile, Don Manolo crash at the same time in Pandora as he fall through the mountains and hills, close to falling to his death off the cliff)
*Don: *move back* Ah! What the? What happen? Where's the city? The town? The desert? And Del Mar? How did I end up in a place close looking to El Dorado?! *scream* PUSS IN BOOTS! YOU WILL PAY! I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU FOR TAKING US HERE! *kick a rock* That son of a pussycat will pay for all of this. And now, to the jungle. *walk in the jungle*
(Back with Puss' gang, the gang keep looking in the jungle while picking some rocks, ropes and egg shells, knowing what they look like and realize how different the world is)
*Puss in Boots: Holy tacos and burritos. What happen to the world? Where are we?
*Kitty: Glad it's not Kansas or some hot place like Qutar.
*Perrito: Are you sure it's not some kind of jungle like the Amazon Rainforst or is it the land of Alaska?
*Puss in Boots: No. We still need to figure out how we got out of our fantasy world to a realistic world like where we are right now.
*Kitty: At least, we didn't fall through the Dark Forest through shapeshifting landscapes depending on how we touch the map!
*Perrito: I thought the map to the Last Wish was burned a while back and everything we touch on, change everything by the settings. *see Toruks flying* Whoa! Look at that!
*Puss in Boots: What in the world are those things?
*Kitty: They look like flying dinosaurs to me.
*Perrito: Thought they were carnivore storks flying up the edge where the floating mountains are.
*Puss in Boots: What a world it is. How unique this jungle is.
*Kitty: It got flying creatures and reptiles laying on the ground. How surprising.
*Perrito: It's like the whole world was put into a petting zoo.
*Puss in Boots: Not a petting zoo. No zoo can top a unique world like this. Take Austrilla for example.
*Kitty: Who knew a kangaroo can hop on one of the floating rocks then kick a floating rock for a island.
*Perrito: I thought the Greece gods done this before when they strike thunder in the sky during hurricane season. *spot some Na'vi clans on the jungle* Uh, guys? Did anyone see that?
*Puss in Boots: Uh, what? I see nothing. None of all.
*Kitty: You're pretending you saw something dangerous, did you?
*Perrito: Not mind-boggling. I got goosebumps when the strangers look at me.
*Puss in Boots: You worry about yourself? I laugh in the face of danger. *laugh as a spear hit his hat to the tree* Oh stick!
*Kitty: What the devil?
*Perrito: Ah! Blue elves tribes!
*Na'vi #1: Intruder!
*Na'vi #2: They're reaching to our nearest source!
*Na'vi #3: Surround them! Don't make them go!
*Puss in Boots: *surrounded by Na'vi* What the hell is wrong with these people?
*Kitty: Drat, didn't you know that we're surrounded by some elves trolls around here?!
*Perrito: *gulp* I wish I was back at Mama Luna's.
*Na'vi #4: What is this? Some kind of bland creature?
*Puss in Boots: What do they want?
*Kitty: I don't know. They want to fight for no reason.
*Perrito: I knew Don would set up a trap here for us to fall into.
*Na'vi #5: This is a disgrace to the Metkayina clan. The Chief would not allowed all of these creatures to stumble into our food supplies.
*Na'vi #6: Grab them so we can send them to Tonowari and Jake. Let's go! *he and everyone grab Puss' gang on the nets*
*Puss in Boots: Help us! Don't break my sword!
*Kitty: This is your fault Puss! You should have known better!
*Puss in Boots: It's not my fault that I brought you all in. It was all Don's idea by accident!
*Kitty: You should have said your words wisely before doing things right after the fight at the Wishing Star.
*Perrito: I would rather stay in a mental pets' home than a tribe full of invaders.
*Na'vi #1: They smell like lunch to me. If they don't tell us the truth, we'll eat them.
*Na'vi #2: These natives look familar to Jake's kind. We'll tell him right away at the beach.
(At Awa'atlu of the Metkayina clan, the Na'vi people including Jake and Neytiri are present, mourning for the loss of Neteyam after their previous battle a while back prior to Puss' gang's arrival)
*Jake: Neteyam, you were really special to me. We miss you everyday and wish you could see all of this for what we have build since we first migrate out of our clan.
*Neytiri: I pray to the Na'vi tribes that they will give you respect and love in the clouds.
*Lo'ak: You were the best brother.
*Tuk: We miss you so much as diving under the sea.
*Kiri: You were cool.
*Spider: And a nice tagger for hide and seek.
*Tonowari: Thank you for your kind words everyone. We are very sorry for the loss of your son after a fierce fight and we will be providing you service once we build all the new homes and power sources for our clan.
*Jake: You have my respect Tonowari ever since we moved here.
*Na'vi #1: *show up with the clan* Tonowari, we found three strangers in the jungle of our village.
*Na'vi #2: Drop them. *make a Na'vi drop Puss' gang out of the net*
*Puss in Boots: *cough* Gross. Why does it have to smell like rotten perfume in here.
*Tonowari: What is this?!
*Jake: What the? *check on Puss' gang* They look like characters that came out of a cartoon.
*Neytiri: Thought they look like something from a computer-animated film.
*Jake: It's from my culture back home on Earth. No wonder why they look styled like this.
*Neytiri: They seem fluid and jarring. Even the dog on a sweater too.
*Ronal: I can't believe this. Where are those Earth creatures coming from. Jake, you brought them here?
*Jake: What? No. They're not my pets. Everyone I saw from Earth where I came from, I remember when animals used to look like that.
*Tonowari: We have a strict forbidden rule in here that no other creature or stranger around here is allowed in our tribe.
*Tsireya: I thought they brought a whale over who thought was a ally of Jake's son's friend.
*Ao'nung: It doesn't look that natrual to me.
*Rotxo: Not even a sea creature can apply to this.
*Puss in Boots: Sorry for a confusion people. Do you know a place where we can get some gazpacho?
*Tonowari: It talks! *shock everyone*
*Jake: A cat can talk.
*Kitty: You haven't seen a talking cat from Spain, haven't you?
*Perrito: Even a thepry dog who broke out of a retirement home full of cats!
*Neytiri: Even a dog too. What is going on?
*Tonowari: I'll say, we seize them out of our site!
*Jake: Wait. They don't look harmless to me.
*Puss in Boots: We are not bad people. We used to, but not anymore after changing our ways to have a better life.
*Tonowari: Fine. I don't trust these intruders anywhere. Not even the Ash People or Ice People can respond to all of that.
*Jake: You're not lost or around here, are you?
*Puss in Boots: We're from another world. Filled with fairy tales and magic.
*Jake: Oh, I thought that was all a bedtime story that ends happily ever after.
*Puss in Boots: Beats me. Now can you all give me my hat back before I claw on the wrong elves?
*Na'vi #1: Fine. Have it your way, feline furry. *give the hat to Puss*
*Puss in Boots: Thank you. *put on his hat* Also, where's the sword?
*Navi'l #2: *drop the weapons on the ground* I have everyone's weapons right here.
*Kitty: *she and Puss grab their sword and knives* That's what we thought on having to use them for battles.
*Tonowari: Also, would you like to stay for a while and train for the Metkayina clan?
*Puss in Boots: Actually, we're lost. We need to figure out how to get home by the use of magic. Anyone in this tribe know a lot about magic?
*Jake: You mean like becoming avatars, like me?
*Puss in Boots: No. That's just a roleplay of playing a game like playing Dungeons and Laddars. I mean, real magic. Something the fairies invented on spark and dust.
*Neytiri: We also reccomend training as well. But we can also learn some magic like we did on healing people.
*Kitty: You all can learn magic?
*Neytiri: Yes. What are you guys training for?
*Puss in Boots: *sign* It is a long story. Someone I know is going after us. I don't wanna say his name, but we should train just in case he comes.
*Jake: Is he related to the colonel or something?
*Puss in Boots: Uh, no. Someone who mine for gems.
*Jake: I see. What do you wanna train for today? Riding on Toruks or learning how to swim?
*Puss in Boots: We animals can't swim. We're allergic to swimming.
*Jake: Oh well. Guess we'll learn how to fight with spears.
*Kitty: We got swords and knives. Even a blade.
*Perrito: Ooh, I got to learn how to do this one.
*Jake: Great. Then we'll start training right here. On this spot.
*Neytiri: Learning how to dance, huh?
*Tonowari: We may begin our training session right here.
*Ronal: Get your spears and train with the cats.
*Rotxo: I wonder what the cats got on their furs.
*Puss in Boots: The Na'vis are about to train us right now before the main event.
*Kitty: Let's get to it.
*Perrito: For a battle in the making.
(Puss' gang begin training with the Metkayina clan, using their swords, spears and blades to fight to prepare for battle. Puss use the swords to fight Jake as Neytiri fight Kitty through blades.)
*Puss in Boots: You fear me. If you dare.
*Jake: I don't live in the fear of anything.
*Kitty: Racing by my paws, didn't you.
*Neytiri: Come on. You know better than this.
(The kids feed Perrito some grapes as the Na'vis use their spears to fight and clash while feeding some sea creatures in the water as well pouring some water to grow some plants as the clan train even more by their shields and armors. Everyone celebrate as they clash with the swords, spears and blade by cutting some nets, sandbags, baskets and broken boats during training. After training, the clan celebrate by drinking water and eating fruits in honor of their destiny. Meanwhile at the Resources Development Administration headquarters in Bridgehead, Colonel Miles Quaritch lead a group of people while walking through the station to see people working and building weapons and ships for future battles with the Na'vi while informing what's going on in Pandora.)
*Miles: All the misiiles are build and sending to the weapons. We haven't gotten a single battle since the fight at the ocean.
*Frances: The coordinates are being loaded to the SeaDragons. That's all I can inform.
*Miles: Great. We'll build more ships and battle armors to fight back Jake Sully and his clan at the new place.
*Ward: I heard they relocate from their own clan to a new clan to prevent us from going after them.
*Miles: I know what's going on. These blue tall guys don't stand a chance against my army and the whole resource organization as a result. Jake got many flaws up in his spears.
*Mick: When he took down one of our ships, one of the members were injured.
*Miles: Dead, gone, not forgotten. That is just a waste of time to deal with one of my submarines since the first encounter in the battle of Pandora.
*Ian: You were killed as a human before you came back as a Avatar, right?
*Miles: It's good to come back in a new form. I'll show this Avatar some manners on how to not mess with my ships and people.
*Lyle: *show up* Miles Quaritch, we need to talk.
*Miles: Corporal Lyle Wainfleet, what do you want?
*Lyle: We found a strange human walking in the mountains of Pandora. He also got axes up on his pants.
*Miles: A strange human, eh? It's not a Avatar from one of my programs, huh?
*Lyle: He has been searching for cat footprints for a while and been asking for help. Mind as well pick him up to join the army?
*Miles: Sound like a good recruit on my team. Let's keep it moving soldiers. We got a stranger to recruit.
*Frances: Who is this stranger anyway?
*Ward: Do we know the guy?
*Miles: Not yet. I would like to meet him with some benefits on his resume.
*Mick: He look like a guy lost in the middle of the jungle for decades.
*Ian: I bet the guy doesn't seem too friendly with his schemes of his.
*Miles: The guy better show some dignity when we encounter the stranger.
*Lyle: Always searching on the good and keep up the good work there, lads.
*Miles: You too lads. Let's go pick up the lost fellow.
*Lyle: See you in a while, or later. Cause I got some tanks to prepare for our next battle.
(Back with Don Manolo, Don is walking down in the path on the mountain while searching for cat footprints on where his enemies have went as the RDA show up with their ships to confront the Cobbler)
*Don: No sign of kitten or dog on the ground. How am I going to dig my way out of the mountains? *see the ships show up* What the pickles? How did these ships get into the way? Are they following me? *see the ships land with Miles' gang coming out to confront him*
*Miles: Well, well, well. What do we got here?
*Frances: Did I just see a cartoon human in the middle of Pandora?
*Don: *hold a axe toward the army* Stay out of my way if you are going to get cobbled by the Cobbler.
*Miles: Easy there, chilly. There is no need to threaten the army. In fact, we're from the army and we're here to help.
*Ward: What is with the face?
*Mick: You're different than us.
*Ian: Where are you coming from?
*Don: I'm from another world and I need your help on stopping those flithy animals.
*Miles: You're after the flitky animals, eh? What are they like to you?
*Don: One of them is a outlaw cat, one of them is a theft and one of them is a dog that came out of a retirement home full of cats.
*Miles: Okay. I'm looking for a guy to hunt down. His name is Jake Sully. Have you seen the Avatar Na'vi around here in Pandora?
*Don: I don't know who that is. But I would love to join your army on taking down enemies we hate like spiders and ants.
*Miles: I have a son who was nicknamed Spider. I lost him during the fight with the Na'vi in the sea. We're taking back everything the Na'vi took from us.
*Don: And we will stop the animals in the name of Puss in Boots!
*Miles: So the animals are wearing boots, huh?
*Don: Only one! His name is Puss. In boots!
*Miles: I see your point. So you wanna join the reballion on stoping our enemies, huh?
*Don: Yeah right. You heard me.
*Miles: Alright stranger, get in. We're going to track them down where Jake Sully is.
*Don: I'm not a stranger, or a crook. I'm a miner. Like my father. *join Miles' army and get on the ships to fly over to Awa'atlu of the Metkayina clan*
(Back at the Awa'atlu of the Metkayina clan, Puss's gang and the clan chill out as they eat some fish together after a long session of training)
*Puss in Boots: This fish is really good and just like what salmon used to taste like. *eat a fish*
*Jake: It's a Na'vi tradition to hunt these creatures for us to eat for lunch.
*Kitty: We would have eat some catfish. But never mind. This is what they offer us.
*Perrito: It doesn't taste that bad as eating a shrimp on a clamshell.
*Puss in Boots: Blah! I hate clamshells! Never say that again!
*Perrito: Sorry. I thought you like krills on seashells?
*Puss in Boots: Anything with clams, I don't eat them. I lost a life because of my mistake in a restaurant.
*Neytiri: You got some food allergy reaction?
*Puss in Boots: Just clams! Please don't say anything about clams ever again.
*Neytiri: My friends back at the old place thought, they were allergic to some fruit with juice coloring on the inside.
*Tonowari: You guys really deserve all the treats. Look at all the fish we have hunt for you to chew on.
*Ronal: It's a Awa'atlu nutrition for everyone to dig in and bite.
*Lo'ak: This is chewy.
*Tuk: I knew they would taste good.
*Kiri: It get satistying every time you eat it again.
*Tsireya: Taste like joy.
*Ao'nung: Can't beat a steak in the wild.
*Rotxo: Anything is sweet, but the salt.
*Puss in Boots: We'll never run away from delicious food, at all! *laugh as he see the RDA ships in the way* What the?
*Jake: *furious* They're back.
*Tonowari: Intruders! They're here after us!
*Ronal: We need to act now and hold our spears and weapons towards the sky people!
*Neytiri: I knew Miles Quaritch would be back for us.
*Spider: Not dad.
*Jake: I'm going to get my revenge for killing our son!
*Puss in Boots: You have a son?
*Jake: His name was Neteyam. He was killed when we were fighting Miles. I'm going to avenge him for what Miles did to him.
*Puss in Boots: He must be living in a better place now. I'll help you stop this Miles person.
*Jake: You and me, we're taking it back from the RDA.
(The RDA ships land on the ground as Miles and his army show up to confront the Na'vi as Don Manolo show up with them to confront Puss' gang as well)
*Miles: Hello, Jake Sully. We meet again.
*Jake: Miles! I know you were going to come back as always. What is wrong with you?!
*Miles: Oh, I've been waiting to take down this clan and rebuild it as one of our bases for the Resources Development Adminstriation.
*Jake: What about Neteyam?! I know he was dead in the fight when your army came!
*Puss in Boots: You heard him, soldier.
*Miles: So you're the Puss in Boots guy the miner was talking about.
*Puss in Boots: You know me? And who?
*Don: You didn't expect to see me there with the army. *laugh*
*Puss in Boots: Don Manolo! How dare you come back and strike revenge on us after the fight at your office?
*Don: We talked about you and what you're working with. I will end you and all of your friends so the world will remember your fate in the new world.
*Puss in Boots: *hold his sword at him* Stay away! You know who you are and why you're following us on our quest.
*Don: We don't wanna hurt you, but we have to. You're going to pay for what you took from me and my job.
*Miles: That's right. Step aside, kitten. This beach is ours now.
*Kitty: *hold her blade at Miles* No one is taking the beach, but us!
*Perrito: For all the people in the beach, you have no respect!
*Tonowari: Don't even lay a finger, if you dare.
*Don: Why would I dare? I dare when I got my magic jar with me the whole time?
*Puss in Boots: You have a magic jar? This could be our chance to go home. Hand over a spark so we can return home, Don.
*Don: Of course. *hold a magic jar* We are going home right now without a battle.
*Puss in Boots: If we leave the beach now, you're going to leave the Na'vi with a war and killing them all in one hour. Liar! *scratch Don's leg*
*Don: Ah! *drop the magic jar*
*Kitty: *see the magic jar break to form into magical animals* Not again with the magical stuff. You got to be kidding us!
*Perrito: He's pulling us pranks again.
*Jake: Oh great. Now we got more animals to hunt on the beach.
*Tonowari: For all the clans in the village, strive for battle.
*Ronal: Show no mercy!
*Kitty: Do these guys even wield or not?
*Don: *chuckles* Prepare for a lesson or two. Hunt them all!
*Puss in Boots: *battle cry as everyone clash with the army and magical animals* Die die die!
*Don: *punch Puss to the tree* You are no match for me.
*Puss in Boots: Give up Don. You're stealing all the magic in the world.
*Don: I would never give up on magic if it weren't for your playing sword.
*Jake: *punch and kick Miles* Ha!
*Miles: *shoot at the Na'vi* Is that all you got?
*Jake: No. But I am not finish yet. *punch Miles*
*Neytiri: *hunt at the eels and tigers* Where are these creatures coming from?
*Ronal: *hunt at a unicorn* I don't know. The more they come, the more they strike.
*Neytiri: They are driving me crazy here. More than droving the young ones to bits.
*Lo'ak: *hunt on a frog* Got the frog!
*Tuk: *step on a beetle* Gross.
*Kiri: *throw a spear at a eagle* Ha ha.
*Kitty: *slam down the flamingos* These flamingos aren't getting away that easy.
*Perrito: There are like too many to occur. *confront the possums* Ah! Possums! Stay away from me! *make the possums growl* You want to pass me? Let's get through some passing. *growl at the possums*
*Tsireya: *kick a turtle* Out of the way*
*Ao'nung: *smash a leopard seal* These guys are creeps*
*Rotxo: *kick a sea lion* Scary.
*Puss in Boots: *slice and dash at Don* Ah ha!
*Don: Idiot. *punch and roll through Puss*
*Puss in Boots: Meow! *jump and scratch Don everywhere*
*Don: Ah! Bad kitty! Bad kitty. Bad cat. No! *punch himself*
*Puss in Boots: *land* A cat always land on its feet. And that a fact, not a lie spread by dogs. Ha! *throw a sword at Don*
*Don: *get hit* Ah. You son of a finger tinger. I'll smash you like a hair ball.
*Puss in Boots: You aren't learning a lesson ever since the fight at the saloon bar.
*Don: My biggest offender was losing my father through a mine hunt. And it broke my heart since the incident.
*Puss in Boots: I'm so sorry. You gotta learn how to pay respects like a man!
*Don: Words broke when the rocks fall behind the miners. *dream*
(A flashback shows a young Don with the miners as his father lead the way on mining some gems and placing them on the cart)
*Don's father: Alright miners. We got a lot of gems to carry from the rocks as we will be selling these to a thrift shop in Peru. Get mining cause, the government is ordering us to grab all these gems before dark.
*Don: Mine mine mine! *hunt the rocks*
*Don's father: Be careful Donny boy. Those gems can be big and can be too heavy to carry.
*Don: *try to get the tiny gem out of the wall* Come on, pull, pull!
*Don's father: Son. Just use a axe to mine. It's easy for you, like crafting through a farm.
*Don: *grab the tiny gem out of the wall* I got it! *hear some earthquakes* Uh oh.
*Miner #1: Earthquake!
*Miner #2: Everyone go, run!
*Don's father: Guys, get out of here!
*Don: No! *run from the falling rocks as everyone got out of the cave as he see his father falling through steps and see him crushed through a rock* Daddy!
*Don's mother: *comfort Don at the funeral in a graveyard* I'm very sorry son. Your father was a great miner and a historian for magic. One day, you'll be like him to study all the magic in the world.
*Don: I have no daddy no. What will we do about mining? *hold a tiny gem*
(The flashback ends as Don turn to Puss about what he done wrong before continuing the fight)
*Don: It crush my soul that I made a tiny teeny weeny mistake of taking that little rare gem that killed by father through quakes and rocks.
*Puss in Boots: So, are you going to laugh in the face of death, huh?
*Don: No. It's not over yet. I've been waiting for a battle like this. *slam a fire jar on the ground to create a fire circle in front of everyone*
*Puss in Boots: *get a sense of Death* Not again.
*Don: Oh yes again! I've been waiting for a fight where I kill you properly! *hit his axes*
*Puss in Boots: No, it cannot be.
*Jake: Puss!
*Miles: *push Jake* Not now! Look at me, not at him!
*Don: What are you waiting for? You got something to see before the fire flashes to your eyes?
*Puss in Boots: *get flashbacks of him as a kitten, his mother at San Ricardo giving him boots, him fighting Kitty at a bar, him holding a flower, a wanted sign of him, he, Shrek and Donkey singing in the bridge, him riding on a horse, Shrek, Fiona and Lillian looking at him while he and Donkey laugh, and him holding his hat down until he open his eyes to not give up* No. I will not give up today 'til the very end. *hold his sword*
*Don: Oh, you can't be serious.
*Puss in Boots: I'll finish you properly this time! *run and fight Don*
*Don: Ah! *hit Puss many times*
*Puss in Boots: *bump and kick Don through the ground and knock him over* Ooh.
*Don: Grrr! *try hitting at Puss*
*Puss in Boots: He-ya! *kick Don through the fire and the water*
*Don: Grrrrr! Look what you done?!
*Puss in Boots: Fear me, if you dare!
*Frances: *shoot at the Na'vi* Eat this!
*Ward: I got cooradoates on the ship to bomb at the boats!
*Mick: Kill them all!
*Ian: Affrimiive.
*Puss in Boots: Your people are insane! You're driving them to kill every one of these Na'vi?
*Don: I know what you're gonna get for the rest of your lives, puny cat. *throw a tree jar at the ground and see a tree giant grow* Oh, sugar coats!
*Puss in Boots: Holy chilly peppers!
*Kitty: Oh god, no!
*Perrito: Holy tree!
*Tree Giant: *roar* FOOD!
*Jake: Damn! That is one big a** tree giant in the world!
*Tanowari: The island is under attack! We must fight back the tree!
*Neytiri: *push Don* What did you do?!
*Don: I can explain. *chuckles* I stole a lot of magical creatures in jars from thrift shops to start my crime business which backfired due to having a life with my wife.
*Neytiri: You're a monster! You're going to kill all of us, BECAUSE OF YOU!
*Puss in Boots: We have to kill that giant from destroying the world!
*Tanowari: Let's go kill the beast right away!
*Ronal: Attack! *she and everyone shoot at the tree giant*
*Tuk: *see the tree giant crush a tree* Oh tree!
*Kiri: He's real mad!
*Jake: *grab Miles and slam him through the net* Give it up. The crap is over.
*Miles: Whoa whoa whoa, hey. Easy, chill. You wouldn't kill a Avatar, do you?
*Jake: You killed my son. You jacka**. Your people should be ashamed of yourself and I'm still mad about it.
*Miles: I'm sorry. When families die, they grow another and move on. It's just part of us. Can't come back over a video game life.
*Jake: I'm done playing your games. The Earth is now dumped and none of this wouldn't happen if it weren't for your dull program.
*Miles: I am here to help people, not ercrarate them for a living. I was trying to stop them cause, they were going after your people and every creature they hunt.
*Neytiri: Guys, help! There is a tree giant destroying the village!
*Jake: You know what? Let's do some teamwork.
*Miles: *hold Jake's hand* Rivals to rivals be helping on the job.
*Perrito: Bomb the giant!
*Ronal: *throw some bombs at the tree giant* Eat that!
*Frances: *shoot at the tree giant* Die you son of a plank!
*Puss in Boots: Oh, the famous trick. Kitty, you and me!
*Kitty: Reach us over to the tree!
*Jake: *he and Neytiri hold Puss and Kitty on the slingshot* I have your back. *launch Puss and Kitty to the tree giant*
*Kitty: Aim at the fingers.
*Puss in Boots: Aim at the thumb. *he and Kitty slash at the Tree Giant's hands*
*Tree Giant: *scream* Oooooooh.
*Puss and Kitty: Spainish splinter! *jump and knock out the tree giant*
*Perrito: Ah ha! We got you now!
*Jake: Fire!
*Miles: Bombs away! *he and everyone shoot at the tree giant*
*Spider: *scream and throw a rock at the tree giant* For mercy!
*Ronal: *see the creatures killing off the magical animals* Good call. Now with some sparkles left! *throw some magic dust at the tree giant*
*Tree Giant: MY EYES! *bump at the edge*
*Puss in Boots: *hold Kitty* That tree giant is gonna fall like crazy.
*Kitty: Crazy as it looks. *she and Puss lands*
*Don: No, no, no! Why won't you destroy the village? *get attacked by Puss and Kitty* Ah! Cats! Get off my hair!
*Puss in Boots: Leave it alone!
*Kitty: That's for messing with the people!
*Don: You'll pay! You'll pay! For all your crimes!
*Jake: For Neteyam.
*Miles: Apology accepted. *shoot a missile at the tree giant*
*Tree Giant: *explode and crash to the water* D'oh! *sink to his death in the sea*
*Perrito: We won! *he and everyone cheer*
*Tanowari: *hold his spear* Yeah!
*Ronal: Ah whoo! Woo! *howl with everyone*
*Miles: Well done you guys. We got rid of that tree beast.
*Don: Oh, betrayers. I'm gonna kill you! *the Na'vis hold against him*
*Ronal: No! You stay down. You're finished.
*Don: *put his hands up* Heh, you wouldn't lay on a miner, do you?
*Tanowari: *bump Don with his spear* Game over. You're done. You're fired.
*Puss in Boots: Well done. My work here is done.
*Kitty: *she and Puss hold their weapons* Our battle skills have improved ever since facing off Jack Horner.
*Perrito: Ten times better the Horner was.
*Jake: Thanks rival. You had my respect.
*Miles: You know I helped your feline friends to face off that tree monster, right?
*Jake: You better leave my people alone now and all the clans in the planet.
*Miles: We're always here. We'll be back and facing off even more in the future.
*Jake: I don't wanna see your sorry face ever again after what you did to my son.
*Miles: We were only helping, eh? Just messing with ya. *hit Jake*
*Jake: *furious* Dishonor.
*Miles: We'll meet again someday, old friend. My team, retreat! See you next time, Na'vis and Avatars. *he and his army head back to their ships and leave*
*Neytiri: Jake, are you okay?
*Jake: I'm alright. I've never been this different since moving here.
*Neytiri: It's okay to be different. The world isn't the same without us.
*Jake: I had so many memories of being who I am. *get flashbacks of him hanging out with the Na'vi and he and his family including his late son Neteyam* I still miss you, my late son.
*Neytiri: Aw, you'll see him again in the afterlife.
*Puss in Boots: That was fun.
*Kitty: I thought we were stoners like baskets.
*Perrito: We were boom boom boom and go go go!
*Tonowari: Thank you people for saving the clan again. How would we thank you as a token of yours?
*Puss in Boots: Uh, gazpacho?
*Tonowari: We don't serve that here. How about some golden gems and crystal grapes?
*Kitty: Thanks for the offer. We would like to return home now on protecting our friends from crime.
*Perrito: Puss also have to go back to Far Far Away to help some friends out there for meetings and jobs.
*Don: My wife is gonna kill me today.
*Jake: You guys were like a drawing coming to life. Without you guys, we would have been doomed.
*Neytiri: We dodged a bullet to prevent all of this if it weren't for the RDA.
*Don: I should have throw a pie at your face if you were a bear! *growls*
*Puss in Boots: Quiet! Simpleton! Anyways, does anyone know some magic here?
*Jake: Hmm. *see some magic sparkles on the ground and touch some magic* Eureka.
*Neytiri: What are you doing?
*Jake: I can feel the magic in here.
*Puss in Boots: Make a circle, like a onion ring.
*Jake: Much like a doughnut. I'll try my best. *use magic to create a portal to Del Mar* Jackpot! It worked!
*Perrito: Yay! We're going home!
*Don: Oh great. I should have been dead now.
*Kitty: Now we can go home and celebrate our victory.
*Jake: Are you guys leaving?
*Puss in Boots: Yes Jake. We are going back home in the fairy tale realm.
*Kitty: We'll miss you guys a lot.
*Neytiri: You saved our people and saved the clan. Really heartful for it.
*Spider: You were the cat.
*Puss in Boots: Like the goat, as in the bull!
*Tonowari: Thank you feline friends for saving the day. Come back any time soon.
*Puss in Boots: We won't be back here for any longer. Say, we got some friends back there that are in the need of help.
*Tonowari: I understand your point. Hope you all have a great day and enjoy saving the world.
*Puss in Boots: You too. Amigos, let's go home.
*Kitty: Adios, people!
*Perrito: In and away! *he and the gang emerge to the portal*
*Jake: *see the portal close* I like these guys.
*Neytiri: Fierce and strong as a dragon.
*Tonowari: They may be fierce, but tough.
*Ronal: Have no fear on them.
(At Del Mar, Puss' gang show up as they arrive at down town by dropping Don in the alley)
*Don: Hey, stop! What is wrong with you?!
*Puss in Boots: Stay here and don't move!
*Don: You guys should be punished for your mistakes.
*Kitty: Uh, no. You're the one that caused all the trouble lately in the world.
*Don: You should never be the hero to live while becoming the bad guy at the end.
*Perrito: This guy is real nuts as a nutcracker.
*Puss in Boots: Let's go explore the desert for a while.
*Kitty: Here we go again, in no place like Santa Colomba! *she and the gang head off*
*Don: Those darn pussies will pay! *see his wife* Honey?
*Don's wife: Oh, Donny! You're back! How's the job doing for you?
*Don: It been terrible. I've been humainlied again by those cats and dog!
*Don's wife: How embarrasing. I hope these furries don't try to scratch you again after a fierce battle with them.
*Don: You know, I am always going to come back and take my revenge on all those animals that make fun of me and tear down my magic collection, for all of life!
*Don's wife: You really need a break from all of this magic stuff, do you?
*Don: Don't even ask.
(Afterwards, Puss, Kitty and Perrito continue to explore through Del Mar by celebrating with people and fighting off thieves while Jake and his people continue work in the beach while building a statue of the late Neteyam with Kiri and the kids swimming while thinking about Dr. Grace Augustine with a spirit of Dr. Grace Augustine looking over Kiri in the cameras of the RDA station as Puss, Kitty and Perrito ride on horses in the desert, preparing for their next adventure.)
*Jake: *narrate* Who are we. We're people of Pandora. We trived to protect the clans from the RDA and save all the species from threats alike. I have a wife and raised children of my own, living in the Easten Sea of Pandora. I am a Avatar and I am born to protect my people with harmony and dignity.
*Puss in Boots: *narrate* That's my friend right there. There may be many adventures to come and more stories to tell someday. I save places, homes, people and lives through everything. As a owned hunter, I am Puss in Boots! Fear me, if you dare. I am on my only life and my only life is the persona I will take and who I'm truly am, to strive and become adventurious every day 'til the end of the day. *ride on with the horses and take off to the wild*
THE END
==Trivia==
*The crossover short was made to acccomate the releases of Puss in Boots: The Last Wish and Avatar: The Way of Water being released in the same month of December, released far from each other around that time.
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