Terror in the Gym

The third chapter of Total Drama School, posted on October 16, 2010. The 11 remaining contestants head to the gym for a race and a particularly brutal game of dodgeball, refereed by Chef Hatchet.
==Story==
The Screaming Rulers, half-asleep, get piled into a golf cart by Chef, and are driven to the Gym. Chef says, "Okay, students. Time for Gym class."
Confessional (Veronica): Um, yeah. I've seen the episode from TDI about boot camp. Chef hosting Gym class? Uh-oh.
"Where are the Apples?" asks Chris, who's right next to Chef wearing a mouthguard and protective mask.
"Oh, whoops. I forgot them." Chef runs to the dorm, picks up the Apples, and comes back. Meg wakes up, and says, "Why am I getting carried by a large man along with my teammates?"
Chef screams, "BECAUSE, it's time for the challenge! Now before you start, run 3 laps around the school. GO!"
Everyone sprints out the back door except for Alex, who's walking. Sharissa quickly notices him, and says, "OK, you little bum. I'll let you use my uPod if you get a move on."
Alex says with no emotion, "OK, uPods are sorta nifty. Hand it over here." and starts jogging.
Amanda and Veronica are on their second lap, and Amanda says, "You know what? I want all of the Killer Apples gone. I'll even take you to the final 2 with me. Now, all you have to do is be a little more like me."
"Whatever you say, BFF!" says Veronica. "Now, what am I supposed to do?"
"Go tell Gary that I like his shirt." says Amanda. "Even though I don't. I don't even get it. It's sorta weird."
"Well then why do you want me to lie to Gary?" says Veronica worriedly. "Because, it's called flirting. Now do it. NOW!" screeches Amanda.
"Um, Gary?" says Veronica. "What-dee-doo?" says Gary. Veronica says, "Um... Amanda says that she li--lik--likes your sh--shi--shirt." "OK. That's cool, I guess." says Gary, and he starts sprinting ahead.
After everyone is done, Chef Hatchet explains the first part of the challenge. "Our first challenge is Dodgeball, just like the good ol' TDI days."
Confessional (Helga): I never play dodgeball at my high school. I just sit on the bleachers and read. OK, Coach hates that, but I've had a bad experience with the sport.
The game starts, and Kurt throws balls rapid-fire at the Killer Apples. The Apples are looking pathetic, but Meg manages to get them excited by saying, "OK guys, remember last night? THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN! Now Helga! Start playing! Alex! Get up! Gary! Keep playing! And Sharissa..."
Sharissa is dancing around like a rabid monkey, throwing many balls but missing.
"...No comment." groans Meg. She looks at Kurt, who is now the only Ruler left on the field thanks to Sharissa, gives him an evil stare, and throws 3 balls at him. They hit him in the kiwis, and Kurt keels over.
"The Apples win!" yells Chef. "Hey Chef?" says Devin. "Um, I made a rap. Wanna hear it?"
"Whatever, scrawny kid." mutters Chef.
"Yo, yo, yo! Devin's my name! Beating peeps at Dodgeball is my game! Word." raps Devin, and everyone stares at him. The second round of the game is about to start. Chef shoots the gun and it starts.
Meg throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming. "Helga!" she says. "Get off the stupid bleachers, put down the book, and PLAY!" Helga, obviously a little bit intimidated, walks into the playing field. As soon as she enters the field, Devin throws a ball at Helga, and it hits her, giving her a black eye.
Confessional (Gary): I think Meg was sorta mean to Helga, but I still think Meg is ho--I mean, nice. Fun to be around. A good... teammate. (blushes)
"Oh yeah, foo'!" gloats Devin. "I'm the greatest dodgeball player ever!" He dances and shakes his butt, but his pants fall down, causing everyone to laugh at him.
The next part of the challenge is a relay race.
Confessional (Amanda): Wow, this competition is too easy. I can just keep playing Carson, and he'll still think I really like him. And then there's Veronica. She's like a puppet. So easy to control. Chris, if you hear this, can you make this game a little harder?
"OK, Apples. You know I'm the fastest on our team, right?" says Meg.
"Not going to disagree with that." says Alex. "Well, then... I'll run, so will Sharissa, and..." says Meg. "...Helga."
Helga looks up from her book looking very surprised. "You'll be fine!" says Meg.
On the other side of the gym, the Rulers pick Amanda, Kurt and Emilee.
"Watch me eat those Apples like there's worms in them!" says Kurt.
Everyone stares at him. The race then starts! Amanda and Meg are running side-by-side. Meg manages to pull ahead of Amanda, who trips her. Meg falls face-first on the ground.
"Oooh." groans Gary. "That musta hurt."
Meg doesn't seem to be hurt at all. She sprints past Amanda, runs back, and touches Sharissa, who screams and begins to run. Amanda comes back about 5 seconds later, and tags Emilee. "YAAAAA!" screams Sharissa. Emilee isn't even close to her. Sharissa sprints back, and touches Helga, who's supposed to run.
"Helga." Helga is looking at her book, oblivious to everything going on. "Helga." says Sharissa. "OK, that's it. AAAAAUGH!!!" Sharissa picks up Helga, and chucks her. Helga hurtles towards the cone, touching it and winning for the Apples.
"Yes!" says Meg. "We win! We win!" Sharissa runs back, giving Meg a high-5. "Nice going, Meggie." says Sharissa.
"Aw, come on!" says Devin. "Why did we lose, homes? I tried perfect. It's that stupid Kurt who can't even throw balls well enough, OR run faster than Helga." The Rulers glare at Devin.
In the Rulers' dorm, Amanda is on a bed with Carson and Veronica. "OK," says Amanda. "Who do you guys want to vote out?"
Carson says, "How 'bout Kurt?"
"OK, Carson." says Amanda. "Kurt it is." Veronica says, "OK, you guys are picking Kurt? Then I'm going to pick Kurt as well. We're like voting buddies!"
At the Main Lobby, Chris says, "If you get an A+, that means excellent effort for the night. You're safe. If you do not, you must walk the Hallway of Shame, exit the school, and board the School Bus of Losers. And you can't come back. EVER. Now go, you stupid Rulers. Cast your votes."
Confessional (Amanda): I told Carson I was going to vote Kurt. Little did he know, I'm actually going to dispose of HIM tonight.
Confessional (Veronica): I'm going to vote Kurt, just like my BFF Amanda. She's like the coolest person at the school.
Confessional (Carson): Don't I have the best ideas of who to vote off?
Confessional (Kurt): Well, today was awesome! I sure hope they don't vote me off.
Chris says, "The first A+ of the night goes to... Amanda." Amanda grins evilly, stands up, grabs her A+, and sits back in her recliner chair.
"Emilee." says Chris. Emilee squeals, jumps into the air, and grabs her A+. "Also safe..." says Chris. "...Veronica." Veronica says, "Hey, Amanda! Look! I'm safe too!" Amanda sighs.
"Carson, c'mon up." says Chris. Carson says, "Yesss!" and grabs his paper.
"Boys, this is the final A+ of the night." Kurt and Devin don't look very happy. "Devin, we all know you're not a gangsta." says Chris. Devin says, "Word?" "And Kurt, for some reason, people just don't like you. So the final A+ goes to..."
"...Kurt."
"What?" says Carson. "I know for a FACT that three of us voted for Kurt."
Amanda says, "Wait, oops! I must have colored in the wrong check box. Sorry Devin."
Devin says, "...Why, peeps? Why me? I'm your HOMIE!" Chris says, "Just get on the bus, shrimp."
"Shrimp? SHRIMP?" screeches Devin. "Yo, you idjits are in for a serious comeback, word. I'm not done, yo. I'm not done!" A paper airplane hits him in the head. "Ow! I'm not done! I'll come back!" Chef drags Devin into the School Bus of Losers.
In the dorm, Carson glares at Kurt. "Next chance we have, I am SO voting you off."
Kurt just shrugs.
Confessional (Meg): Okay, that first day was rough. But I swear out winning streak will continue!
Confessional (Amanda): (putting on lipstick) Oh. So it was Little Gangsta who got voted out instead of Kurt. Excellent. Hehehehe.
==Author's Notes==
*This chapter was originally titled "Chef Hatchet's Gym Class."
*The challenge was obviously a nod to Total Drama Island's classic episode "Dodgebrawl," with Kurt playing the role of Tyler.
*Devin was always intended to return after his first elimination, to make up for Ezekiel not returning after being eliminated early in Total Drama World Tour.