When Claw Led The Guard

When I Led the Guard is a song sung by Doctor George Claw, explaining to General Cryptor and A.R.E.S how he got his scar.
==Lyrics==
:Doctor George Claw:
:When I was the MAD's fiercest
:I took most patrols on my own
:So when I met this Dr. Thaw
:I had no fear of being alone
:He said he had wisdom and power
:And the most powerful should be leader
:With help from me and my power
:He and I could rule everything
:I found his idea intriguing
:Though the most powerful man was me
:But Dr. Thaw was scheming
:And had a friend I didn't see...
:That's how I got my scar
:When I led the Guard
:The man would cure the cat's claws
:As long as I did what he said
:But I lost control and enraged
:I roared and destroyed them instead
:I expected to be praised near and far
:For stopping that treacherous thing
:But Snark Ka just nicknamed me George Claw
:Then I knew he shouldn't be leader
:That's when I became Scar
:When I led the guard
:My first plot for vengeance
:Was spoiled when I lost the power
:My second plan later succeeded
:Snark Ka was leader no more
:If if wasn't for that miserable Felonious Gru
:I'd have ruled HQ and South Park to this day
:But now, it is time
:For Felonious Gru, Inspector Gadget, Stan Marsh and Charlie Brown to pay
:That's why I still am Scar
:From when I led the guard
:Oh-oh
:That's why I still am Scar
:And why I'll destroy the guard!