Yank My Finger Philly Phil

This is a Mattel doll featuring farting, vibrating, light-up cheeks and Phil LaMarr's Philly Phil vocals from Class of 3000; hence the name, he's activated by squeezing his left pointer finger as if you were yanking it.
== How He Works ==
Philly Phil runs on 3 AA batteries; when activated by squeezing his left pointer finger as if you were yanking it, he farts and vibrates, then his cheeks light up bright red as he delivers a wisecracking remark.
== Philly Phil's Farts and Wisecracks ==
# ("Butt buzzer" fart) Did somebody rev a chainsaw around here?
# ("Full-Volume" fart) That was me breaking the sound barrier!
# ("Brassy Slider" fart) That was my backside trombone solo!
# ("Drum Beater" fart) I didn't know that I was percussive!
# ("Stormy weather" fart) Did someone let a thunderclap loose?
# ("Pipsqueaker" fart) I hope the neighbours didn't hear that!
# ("Windowpane rattler" fart) I didn't mean to wake the dead!
# ("Window shaker" fart) All right, who let the elephants loose?
# ("Traffic Jammer" fart) Whoa, did a foghorn just go off?
# ("Windy blaster" fart) Whoah, did the fire alarm just go off?
# ("Bleeper" fart) Woah, did the smoke alarm just beep?
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