Baldphobia

"whooops ehhehh didn know this was onn eheEHHH FUCkkk whats P OP PP IN G AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUU ……….WoooOoOW its lit in here huhhh huhu mmwwahhh FUUUUCKCKKK ITS HOT AS FUCK IN HERE take the hoodie off Nahhhhh keep it on its cute as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck nah but 4 real shout out"-Someone at somepoint before The Outbreak.
Yersinia Baldis (also known as Baldphobia) is a gram-negative, nonmotile, rod-shaped coccobacillus, with no spores. It is a facultative anaerobic organism that can infect humans. How it is transferred between humans is currently unknown. Yersinia Baldis is closely related to yersina pestis.
== signs and symptoms ==
* you don't like baldness
* bald
/bôld/
adjective
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having a scalp wholly or partly lacking hair.
synonyms:	hairless, smooth, shaven, depilated; More
	
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not having any extra detail or explanation; plain or blunt.
synonyms:	plain, simple, unadorned, unvarnished, unembellished, undisguised, unveiled, stark, severe, austere, brutal, harsh; More
	
Translations, word origin and more definitions
* there is no cure........................... its'..... Terminal..... :(
== The Outbreak ==
starting in Regina, Saskachewan, Amber was the first to be infected by baldphobia. From there, it began to spread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2lh5gomZds iionm fiucking crutuiing you fsiukcking menaningies!!!! thisii i didinting mmenna to spelalread the fvvirus......,,,./'/ i;'mmsoo fuuciking sorry ....,,m i f i knowew i was spereadking the fcuking virysu i would havve stoppoed if somenone had toolld me,
Tingle is the only known being to be completely unaffected by the virus.
== Trivia ==
* It is hinted that Commander Tartar developed the disease with DJ Octavios help, to control the inklings. This plan however, backfired abysmally.
* Amber is the first known baldphobe to be able to ascend to godhood. The cause for this is unkown, and assumed to be a bug.