Tupac vs Bach

West-Coast rapper and poet, Tupac Shakur, and Baroque composer, Johann Sebastian Bach, rap against each other to see who is the more inspirational artist.
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Instrumental: Dropped by DGPbeats
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
J. S. BACH
VS
TUPAC SHAKUR
BEGIN!
===Johann Sebastian Bach:===
Maestro, flip to track B, I'll be slamming on the black keys
It's going Back-to-Back in this Bach-Tupac rap beef
So yes, let's go! I know you rep the West Coast
But I'm a Bad Boy Baroquist, you're Trapped on Death Row (Oh!)
Your Family Tree is Harlem's hard-earned Crooks
Everything you spit's predictable as your tedious hooks
You think you're threatening me wearing that bunny bandana?
Man, I'll turn your whole crew against you like Black Panthers
I'll diss you in triplicate with my intricate lines
Then I'll flip you on your head and burn you three more times
Homie, stick to those tomes of sanctimonious poetry
'Fore you choke, I'll just strangle this chump with his own rosary
===Tupac Shakur:===
Some say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice
But I say the fatter the Jerry the weaker the dukes
I'm speaking the truth, you're ancient, your act's obsolete
And you may have gone blind, but it's All Eyez on Me
You claim to be a player, but you fucked your cousin
And I ain't gonna lie, you hit that shit like percussion
Had twenty damn kids with two different wives
And like your cantatas, only half survived
Why you Haydn? Can't you Handel how I'm Chopin this beat?
Is rich boy mad he's getting trashed by a punk offa the streets?
So come, poser, if your plump ass is gunnin' for this young'un
I suggest you surrender, ditch the schnitzel and start Runnin'
===Johann Sebastian Bach:===
That's your counterpoint, Pac? I'm really not seeing the gangsta
Quit rap, and go back to being a backup dancer
I got the Passion and superior fashion to outclass you
No need to ask Nas, this will be your last rap feud
You're weak, that's my 7 Day Theory
My concertos stay cheery, while your anti-white laments are sehr dreary
Look, I Ain't Mad at Cha, but you've been dissing my crew
So I can still beat your ass even if Only God Can Judge You
Promoting faith and social justice while you fester in a cell
But no one seems to recall that fateful night in the hotel
Because your manager's a criminal as well!
So you deserve every shot you got, Lesane, send me a postcard from hell!
Bach guns down Tupac
Mama's boy shizcoff
Wait, what happened to the beat?
Ah, scheiße
Instrumental: Families by Emporio Beats
===The Notorious B.I.G.:===
(Biggie!) Uh, kick in the door, still wavin’ the four four
Storming the Kraut’s chords, why you wanna go to war for?
Por favor, don’t start what you can’t perform
The Lord in his Notorious form; tell me, who’s got the better score?
I’ve settled them before. Don’t go toe-to-toe with someone you should follow, fam
You’re fucked up in the head! You’re rapping against a goddamn hologram
So get with the program; this calls for an Oktoberfest celebration
(Biggie!) Makin’ and takin’ home the bacon like it’s Californication
This shit’s Kafkaesque, grotesque when I make orders with my feet on the desk
And it’s perfects; the best thing from your time was women in burlesque
Don’t get nervous, Bach, you were outplayed by a six year old retard
So if you think Pac got no talent, you’re more Dead Wrong than we are
I’m waiting for you to make a move, you have high stakes to lose 
Break a few bones on my way to the Mühlhausen pews 
(Biggie!) will show up to your Broadway and cause dismay all on your play
So don’t start a beef with someone who can eat the whole buffet, teach.
===Announcer:===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES
(The logo is gunned down, but a hologram of it appears in its place)
OF HISTORY
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WHO WON?
Bach
Tupac and Biggie
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