S02E07 - Cl!t Hanger

The hosts brag about the PR they've been getting. They're kind of a big deal now (especially in Germany!) Then they talk about how they attended the DePaul Pop Culture Conference on Harry Potter.
Discussed an interesting theory that you aren't "sorted" into Gryffindor, but rather you choose to be there and that is your first act of bravery (Ron would have been Hufflepuff, Hermione Ravenclaw and Harry Slytherin.)
They then played some audio recordings of answers that people gave them to the F.O.W.L.S. questions they asked at the DePaul conference.
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The episode's reading starts in chapter 2 of the story (after having finished chapter 5 in the previous episode) and reads approximately the first 1/2 of the chapter.
== Episode Summary ==
Draco decides mid-coitus that Pansy is not up to snuff and goes to find Hermione in the Library after hours.
== Notable Moments ==
* Allie resurrects her Snape impression from Season 1.
* Joke that Harry and Ron are clueless without Hermione.
* Gasping Lyndsay (and Allie) to the cold open of the chapter and Draco having sex with Pansy.
* Verginer reference
* The Dansy voice is born! It is vaguely like Fran Drescher.
* "Guys, I don't think I can read this next line! Do I have to say this word??" ~ Danny (Lyndsay gives him permission to say "see you next tuesday" instead)
* "'Dumb blonde'. Ouch. Good one Pansy" ~ Lyndsay
* Yes Pansy, guys HATE tight verginers.
* Things on Hermione's brain: 1) Masturbation or 2) Homework
* Undapants reference
* Sugar Ray's "Every Morning" added to their podcast inspired playlist by Danny (mention of four post bed)
* Deathly Hallows uses: 1) Saving humanity, 2) Sex romps
* Chang Bang
* "Can you kids tone it down in here!" ~ Allie, impersonating Slughorn when randy students are having sex on top of him.
* "The harder he gets, the softer he gets" ~ Danny
** "awwwwwwww" ~ Allie and Lyndsay
** Approx 40 seconds later: "Well that took a turn." ~ Lyndsay (in response to Draco blackmailing a kiss from Granger)
* "I call that a 'Clit hanger'" ~ Danny
* Hosts propose a Potterotica themed Dick-tionary (spelling courtesy of Lyndsay)
* Allie declares that Danny has to read Pansy's parts every time she comes up in fiction.
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up
Lyndsay: Up
Danny: Up
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* Stephanie mentioned as tuning in for the live shows from work.
* They played audio recordings of answers to the F.O.W.L.S. questions that they asked people at the DePaul Pop Culture Conference
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