The Guy

==Description==
The Guy, simply The Guy, is a Canor that works for the Summer Company, found with his team near the Meteor Isle. By providing him with three Spider Eggs, he'll allow rats (read: you) to use the Cannon found in Summer Isle. Alternatively, rats (read: still you) may pass a Charisma check requiring 50 Charisma.
==Dialogue==
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What are you lookin' at? Show some respect. I'm a bit of a big deal around here. Bit of a big shot. You might've heard of me. They call me 'The Guy'. Why, you may ask? There's nobody else like me, I'm simply The Guy. The pinnacle of confidence and swagger, the pride of the Summer Company. And you, rat? 	What are you lookin' at? Show some respect. I'm a bit of a big deal around here. Bit of a big shot. You might've heard of me. They call me 'The Guy'. Why, you may ask? There's nobody else like me, I'm simply The Guy. The pinnacle of confidence and swagger, the pride of the Summer Company. And you, rat? 	
I'm an adventurer, seeking permission to enter Summer Isle. 	I'm an adventurer, seeking permission to enter Summer Isle. 	
Ha! What, did our world-class artillery blow you out of the water? That's sweet. Heh, and you come all the way over to The Guy himself to ask for help. Aren't you somethin' special.. heh. Well, maybe if you can do some errands for me I can register you as a business partner with Summer Company. That way, you'll have free passage onto our land. 	Ha! What, did our world-class artillery blow you out of the water? That's sweet. Heh, and you come all the way over to The Guy himself to ask for help. Aren't you somethin' special.. heh. Well, maybe if you can do some errands for me I can register you as a business partner with Summer Company. That way, you'll have free passage onto our land. 	
I can help out. 	You're a fraud, a scoundrel. You'll never be 'The Guy'. You're a joke. [Charisma] 	
Now that's a good dog, loyal to The Guy. You see, we need to test our new springlock mechanisms with the silk of spider eggs. Ah, but why can't I do it myself, you may wonder? You see, The Guy is just sooo busy. I'm simply loaded with work! I cannot be bothered to enter a terrify-... simple spider cave. My workload simply won't allow it, I am above meager tasks such as that. 	W-what? What do you mean? I.. no, I am The Guy! You.. I.. no. The confidence in your words. The bravery in saying such a foul thing to someone as prestigious as me. I.. you are the real The Guy. Just.. take my spectacles. They're my symbol. You'll be.. the next The Guy. You've shown you're better then me. I'll put you on the business list and.. take my leave. 	
I'll bear through it to enter through Summer Isle. 	
*Passing the charisma check gives you The Guy's Eyeglasses and access to the cannon at Summer Isle which takes you directly to Songseeker 	
Now you're thinking like a true disciple of The Guy. We need three spider eggs to test the new springlock. Bring it back to me and you'll gain safe passage. 	Failing the charisma check: Alright. Those shoes? The equivalent of an Erisia bandit's life's worth. Those clothes are the most poor quality excuse of an 'outfit' I've ever seen; where'd you get that one, off a corpse? Don't even get me started on all these gaudy knick-knacks you're wearing; this isn't fashion. This is an embarrassment. I bet you regret your words right now. Bet you want to run home to your mother. Look at you, all embarrassed and shaking. What, do words like that hurt? You wouldn't have survived a minute in the Rumbling of 1291. Swine. And what even is that haircut? I've seen mudskippers with a better sense of style then you. No wonder everyone picks fights with you, have you looked in a mirror? And ugh, that stench. Clean yourself up, you smell awful. You really think you matter to The Guy? Give up. Go back home and never leave it. Don't ever look at me again.	Failing the charisma check: Alright. Those shoes? The equivalent of an Erisia bandit's life's worth. Those clothes are the most poor quality excuse of an 'outfit' I've ever seen; where'd you get that one, off a corpse? Don't even get me started on all these gaudy knick-knacks you're wearing; this isn't fashion. This is an embarrassment. I bet you regret your words right now. Bet you want to run home to your mother. Look at you, all embarrassed and shaking. What, do words like that hurt? You wouldn't have survived a minute in the Rumbling of 1291. Swine. And what even is that haircut? I've seen mudskippers with a better sense of style then you. No wonder everyone picks fights with you, have you looked in a mirror? And ugh, that stench. Clean yourself up, you smell awful. You really think you matter to The Guy? Give up. Go back home and never leave it. Don't ever look at me again.
Here's the eggs. 	 	
Ah... I didn't expect you to actually do it. *He takes the eggs from you, his expression full of visible disgustand anguish. Perhaps, even goosebumps*. I am The Guy after all, a deal's a deal. I'll write you down on the business partner register. You should have free access to our state of the art isle now. Oh, how I could've done it myself.. you're so, so lucky I happened to be too busy to gather them!	 	
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==Trivia==
*The Guy is voiced by head moderator HorrorTM.
**Arch_Mage was wondering who to get to voice The Guy, only for moderator fabiosans to send an audition by Horror in the artist-general chat in the official Deepwoken discord. The audition was so well received by the members and Arch_Mage that it was instantly accepted.
*The Guy's Eyeglasses have the exact same model as the Polarized Eyeglasses.
*The Great Megalodaunt Rising is what he is referring to when he says "The Rumbling of 1291".
*The Guy's hair ID is 4735347390, combined with his Canor sideburns.
*Apparently is good friends with Destroyman III. But the way Destroyman III mentions it makes it look like a lie to make the player jealous. After all, who wouldn't be jealous of someone that is friends with The Guy?
*After taking his sunglasses, his name changes from "The Guy," who was simply The Guy, to simply "Guy," who is simply, a Guy. Also his voice becomes high-pitched, as if he lost all of his testosterone upon losing his glasses.
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