The Parafiend

The Parafiend is a character in The Funky Phantom.
== About the Parafiend ==
He was a criminal whose modus operandi was to leave small wax dummies of himself, and rhyming clues that tipped people off about his planned crimes. After successfully stealing the Betsy Ross flag from a museum in Philadelphia, he left a rhyme that read, "Bong! Bong! Bong! It won't be long." The gang, who just happened to be in Philadelphia to see the Liberty Bell, hear the rhyme on the radio, and figure out the Liberty Bell is the Parafiend's next objective.
They stake out the area where the bell is located, but the Parafiend sees them, and puts them all to sleep with sleep mist. Mudsy the Funky Phantom and Boo wake up right after the bell is stolen, and alert the rest of the gang. Augie Anderson, Skip Gilroy, and Elmo leave April Stewart in the Looney Dooney, and try to tell the park ranger, but he's just a was dummy. They come back, and discover that the Parafiend kidnapped April, and left a was dummy of her in the car.
The Parafiend brings April to a wax museum, and locks her up. Eventually, her friends free her, and after a chase, recover the stolen flag and bell, and trap the Parafiend in a barrel. But by the time the sheriff arrives, they discover that the Parafiend has escaped, and left behind a large wax dummy of himself, and a rhyme that reads, "You have the flag. You have the bell. / So on my loss, I will not dwell. / But I'll be back, as suits my pleasure, / To steal another historical treasure." Realizing he's still on the loose, the gang drives off, knowing he'll resurface somewhere else.
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