Tutankhamun vs Charlemagne

Egyptian pharaoh, Tutankhamun, and Frank king, Charlemagne, rap against each other to see which ruler is better.
== Cast ==
Zach Sherwin as King Tut
EpicLLOYD as Charlemagne
== Lyrics ==
=== Charlemagne: ===
It’s the holy roman emperor who is the king of Franks, so let me be frank with you!
I blossomed into the father of Europe, what do you bring to this battle Tutankhamum?
Successfully united Europe with the west and I was the first emperor to rule it.
Known as one of great lawgivers of history, but I know that's hard for you to admit.
I ordered the massacre of hundreds and hundreds of Saxons, even went to war with the Danes.
I was crowned by the pope on Christmas day. Even led a successful conquest of the north of Spain.
I governed the empire so well that even future leaders would take inspiration from my medieval rulership.
You may have ruled an ancient dynasty Tut but your overworked slaves expected some real leadership.
=== Tutankhamun: ===
You stepped into Tutankhamun’s tomb, Charlemagne, so prepare to be whipped.
Welcome to my golden age dude, where I’m the pharaoh that shook Egypt.
I’m the living image of Aten, who ascended to the throne at the age of 9.
You forced people to become christians and like your sons, that verse featured sub-par rhymes.
To say I didn’t show any real leadership, well that is simply untrue.
Well I got wealth that you couldn’t match, as I got artifacts coming out of the wazoo.
I get around with a cane, rock killer sandals and even my cloths made out of loin.
So Charlemagne you will be getting silver in this battle, like your face on a coin.
=== Charlemagne: ===
Tut, tut, tut, I have just discovered King Tut’s rhymes are more dreadful than his toes. 
I’m Charles the Great, you’re nothing but a novelty song by one of the three amigos.
They should have reconstructed your rhymes instead of your ugly face, guess that’s just the mummy’s curse.
You only ruled Egypt for a decade. But I’m not like Elegast, so be prepared for me to steal from your golden purse.
I created a renaissance that revived culture from poetry to art.
But in your last verse, your bars were missing, just like your own heart.
You died at 19 years old, that's barely out of the stages you need sleep without a lullaby.
So this will be the 3rd time you are robbed, Tut, as this mummy wants his mummy, AY!
=== Tutankhamun: ===
You should have withdrawn from this battle Charlemagne, like at the battle of Roncevaux Pass.
My mummy was CT scanned, helping historians unlock the true past, thanks to Zahl Hawass.
You co-ruled with your brother until he died unexpectedly after you both sent troops to rome.
You’re messing with the boy king from the valleys, who is currently sitting on his golden throne.
My exhibition went so global that even 8 million people took a look-see.
I left a lasting legacy, even President Hoover named his dog after me.
Your tomb may have been raided but no one even knows who you are.
You may have been compared to Caesar but you’re certainly no czar.