Geek Squad

The Geek Squad (SQL, Java, HTML, Python, and Brainfuck) are a group of polyamorous lesbian programming languages. They live in the DBAtabase and enjoy causing problems on purpose. Each one of them is a different programming language, with which they share a name. 
== Powers ==
Each of the members of the Geek Squad have their own unique abilities based on what kind of coding language they are. HTML's abilities are powered by her desire to have everything formatted perfectly. Java's powers, as well as her weapon, all revolve around Minecraft, a game which she created as a collaboration with cultural icon Hatsune Miku."Vocaloid character Hatsune Miku created popular video game Minecraft" https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hatsune-miku-created-minecraft. Python has the abilities of both a snake and a gamer. SQL can be a pretentious piece of shit. Brainfuck's powers are to make bad choices and fucking die. 
Despite what some may say, the Geek Squad do not die when they are killed. No matter how fiery the death, they will respawn after a few hours tops. 
== Destruction Bench Agreement ==
=== Episode 74 ===
The Geek Squad made their first appearance as minor obstacles in Episode 74. They stole Kitty's Cyber Bikes, and would only return the bikes to her and the party if they could defeat the Geek Squad in a race. It was not hard to defeat them. 
=== Episode 83 ===
HTLM specifically was referenced by Kitty, who called her towards the beginning of the party because the Geek Squad (but most HTML) was babysitting Kotori. Kitty said (in a bit of a panic) that HTML is the only member of the Geek Squad that she trusts. 
Later, Brain Fuck appeared in Pandora's room, bursting through one of the walls in the Cyber Truck, which subsequently caught on fire. After various near death experiences (including being swarmed by bees and standing on top of a dragon), Brainfuck was "tamagotchied", being contained in Kitty's phone. During the final battle, Kitty released Brainfuck to be used "as a flesh shield". She somehow did not die during the fight, even combining with the party and Pyrite in the cool mecha fight. 
=== Episode 96 ===
Python and Brainfuck appeared in the audience watching the Vocaloid concert. For once, the geek squad didn't cause problems upon their appearance. This is likely because Python is one of the few competent members of the squad, and thus she was able to keep Brainfuck under control. 
=== Episode 99 ===
Brainfuck was in the second room of the library, hiding under one of the computer tables, chewing on wires like a rat. She was quickly "tamagotchied" by Kitty, who had rolled a nat 20 to detect the gremlin girl's presence. 
=== Episode 101 ===
Brainf!ck appeared briefly at the beginning of the episode. She had signed Kitty up for the episode without telling her. Kitty, while explaining this to the party, summoned the green program, who then proceeded to run away to cause problems on purpose in the DBAtabase.
== Trivia ==
* HTML's personality and powers are based James's experience (and frustration) using the programming language. 
* Java was the only member of the squad to have a planned crit theme, and yes, it was indeed Revenge. It didn't end up being used. 
* James's favorite character to design was Python.
* Brainfuck has a Cybertruck shaped bed.
* Brainfuck is 22 years old.
* Nobody knows, nor do they want to know, where Brainfuck got her cybertruck.
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