Earth

Earth is a warming space rock floating around The Sun. It is responsible for making these horrifying creatures known as Guys who ended up making Hollow Night somehow.
== The Beginning ==
Earth was an emo in its early stages, as it let itself get hit by tons of flying debris including some other random ass planet that turned into The Moon. The Earth ended up forming this weird liquid called "Salt Water" on its surface and these things called "Continents" that got bigger and bigger over time. The first two patches of land were 2 islands. One shaped like a dick, and one shaped like an Among Us crewmate. The oceans turned funny colors too like Purple, Pink, Red, and White maybe. At one point the Earth was a rotating globe of Saul Goodman's face for a few thousand years, and then it made this place called Pansexualgaea which was how the Pansexuals were first made. Then the first bugs walked the Earth, and filmed the hit movie "It's a Bug's Life". These bugs attempted to make Hollow Night a game, but failed. Then there were these giant birds roaming around. What were they called again, Dinowhores? Doesn't matter because they GET FUCKING WRECKED BY A COMET.
== Humanity ==
After all that shit happened, evolution decided "Hey, you know what would be funny?" and created humans out of these small rat looking mammal thingies. These humans liked to mine their buttholes for gold and fuck every day, but somehow they formed this thing called civilization. Before any of the civilization thingies started, The NIght was drawn in a cave by Ari Gibson's earliest ancestor, simply known as "AGAGAGAGAGAHAHHGHAGHAGAG Gibson". This caused civilization to start so we can make computers to make Hollow Night real. Because of this speed, we're smarter than all the aliens and will probably kill them all.
== The Moon ==
The Moon is not made out of cheese, it's made out of cocaine. Nothing else up there but maybe some craters possibly filled with suspicious liquids. The answer will surprise you, just read Tim Newman's article on it. Or don't, because I don't blame you if you don't wanna.
== Trivia ==
* According to NASA, Earth is not actually a planet. Earth did not clear its orbit around the sun, so therefore it is not a planet.
* Some theories point towards the comet was actually the Cringe Lord taking an accidental shit on Earth.
* Earth has water, therefore it has life. That's it. No other things are needed other than water, right?
* One year, Earth got a moon named "The Poopenfarten", named after what people did when the tides were pulling on even people's rectums.
* Earth's Moon is the source of all Kidney Stones.
* Everything on Earth is Earth Bound...
* Some people call this place "MOTHER".
* This is literally Yo Mama.