Squidwards Acid Night (With SpongeBob and Patrick)

== Information ==
The Plot: SpongeBob and Patrick prepare to have a slumber party, However during their preparations everything starts to go down hill from there...
This episode is part of the main series but it is a semi pilot to a raunchy spinoff of the main series...
Characters (in alphabetical order):
Gary
Patrick
Spongebob
Squidward
== The Episode Begins ==
(SpongeBob and Patrick Laughs outside while disturbing and distracting Squidward from practicing his clarinet)
Squidward: SpongeBob, Patrick...
(Squidward breathes in heavily)
Squidward: WILL YOU SHUT YOUR MIND WITTEN HALF BITTEN PIPE HOLES!?!?!?!?
(Squidward got SpongeBob and Patrick's attention)
SpongeBob: Sorry Squidward, we didn't mean to annoy you that much...
Patrick: Yeah...
Squidward: Well don't do it anymore
(Squidward does a Fourth-Wall Joke)
Squidward: Like that would happen folks...
(Squidward laughs at his unfunny Fourth-Wall remark)
SpongeBob: Well Patrick we better get back to our plan...
Patrick: What is it?
(SpongeBob faces palms)
SpongeBob: Don't you remember? The slumber party?
Patrick: Ohhhh yeah now I remember!!!
(Patrick drools like his primitive ancestor)
(SpongeBob punches Patrick in the face)
Patrick: YEEEOOOW!!!
SpongeBob: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DOSING OFF YOU ROUTINE TOUTINE PINE HEAD!!!!!
Patrick: Who are you ca-
(SpongeBob grabs Patrick lips interrupting him)
SpongeBob: DON'T EVER EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING THAT, YA HEAR ME?!?!?!
(SpongeBob lets go of Patrick's lips)
Patrick: I HEAR YA CAPTAIN!!!
(Patrick salutes SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: Good...
SpongeBob: Now where were we?
(Cuts to a Title Card that says 8:35 PM)
(Cuts to SpongeBob's house)
SpongeBob: Alrighty everything is set!!!
(SpongeBob lists off the list of things that have been set)
SpongeBob: We got the sodas...
SpongeBob: Ice cream bars...
SpongeBob: My VCR setted up so we can watch Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy tapes that I've recorded...
(The Camera zooms up to spongeBob's and in his deep tough voice)
SpongeBob: Aswell as some tapes that I got from a shady seller on eelbay...
Patrick: And some of Gary's pee on our sleeping bags...
(SpongeBob pauses)
SpongeBob: What did you say about Gary's pee on our sleeping bags PATRICK!?!?!?
Patrick: Uhhhhhh yeah that's what I said because I saw Gary peeing on both of them!!!
(SpongeBob is now angry and begins to steam)
SpongeBob: BOTH OF THEM!?!?!?!?!?
(Patrick dumbly replies)
Patrick: Correct!!! My good friend...
(SpongeBob turns red and inhales deeply)
(SpongeBob holds in his breath)
Patrick: SpongeBob???
(SpongeBob exhales and yells)
SpongeBob: GARRRRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE IN FREAKING DEEP TROUBLE YOU FREAKING SNAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(SpongeBob turns bloody red)
(Sponge Monger begins to play)
(Gary hides away after hearing SpongeBob loud grisly yell knowing what will happen)
SpongeBob: Where are you STUPID FREAKING SNAIL?!?!?!?!?!
(SpongeBob spotted a little bit of Gary's eye)
SpongeBob: There you are...
(SpongeBob grabs Gary's eye sockets and pulls him out of his hiding spot which if you want to know is under the kitchen table)
(SpongeBob causes Gary an excruciating amount of pain that this is the point of no return of forgiveness from spongebob and enough courage to FIGHT BACK!!!)
(Gary bites SpongeBob's hand)
(SpongeBob lets go of Gary's eye sockets and looks at his bitten hand)
SpongeBob: YEEEOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Gary pounces on SpongeBob and starts savagely mutilating SpongeBob's face while he's desperately trying to call Patrick for help)
SpongeBob: PATRICK HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
(Patrick grabs Gary by his weekspot "the shell" and throws him across the the house knocking Gary out)
(Patrick helps a horrified and traumatized SpongeBob get back up however he grabs Patrick and yells)
SpongeBob: WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE BECOME THAT RAVENOUS SNAILS DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(SpongeBob picks up Patrick and runs out of the now taken over snails house)
(Sponge Monger stops playing)
Patrick: Welp where are we going to go to do our slumber party?
SpongeBob: THAT'S IT!?!?!? THAT'S ALL YOUR GOING TO SAY PINK BRAIN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Patrick: Well I was thinking about maybe doing our slumber party at Squidwards house but I guess that won't be necessary then...
SpongeBob: Wait a minute... Squids house???
Patrick: Yeah but I guess we can do it at my-
(SpongeBob interrupts Patrick)
SpongeBob: That's a GRRREEEAAAT idea Patrick!!!
(SpongeBob pauses)
SpongeBob: I got a wonderful awful sinister idea...
(Cuts to SpongeBob knocking on Squidwards door)
Squidward: What did you idiots wa-
(Squidward stops speaking and cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick holding Squidward at gun point... SpongeBob holding an Uzi and Patrick holding an AK-47)
SpongeBob: I believe we got your attention Mr. Tennisballs
Squidward: It's tenta-
(Squidward gets shot by Spongebob while shouting out in pain)
Squidward: CLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: That was a test Squidward, if you EVEN say one thing...
(SpongeBob points his gun at Squidwards nose)
SpongeBob: Neptune have mersy on your-
(SpongeBob gets knocked out)
SpongeBob: -Soul...
(SpongeBob collapses)
(Patrick with a pan in his hand says the Final line of this episode and is also a Fourth-Wall Remark)
Patrick: I'm done for the night folks... GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
(Cuts to a title card that says THE END then it cuts to black)
== End Credits/Information ==
Originally Written By TheLazyCat2020 from Wednesday, December 2nd 2020...
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