Jane Yagoobius Flopster

"Почему они называют это печью, когда вы едите холодную еду или горячую"
:—Jane Yagoobius Flopster, 1999
Jane Yagoobius Flopster (née Gottdatdripp) (born 1943), was a former 20th century Floppaslavian revolutionist and the mother of the worldwide rapper Quay. She was born in Flopscow, Floppaslavia. As a young nursing student, Jane traversed throughout the Southern Floppotoman Empire and was changed by the poverty, hunger, and disease she witnessed which inspired her to rise up against her superior flops. Being one of the first women in her field to rise up, she became well known and gained heavy notoriety and made many great friends along the way. One of which was her future husband, Scrooginus Michael J. Flopstasson the Fifth. They were married together for the rest of their lives and had 1 child, Christopher N'Quay Flopster. Jane continued her advocacy work later in her life but stopped once she got older. However, her legacy will live on even without her presence in the field. 
== Death ==
Jane and her husband Scrooginus, who she affectionately called "Scroogey", had a tradition between them to write anonymous love letters like they did when they were younger. One morning while Jane was getting ready for a walk, she saw an envelope with a heart stamp with "To My Loving Jane" written on it. Upon opening the letter, it read:
"Dear Jane, 
I could have never dreamed I would fond over a feline such as yourself, your fur is like the breeze of an autumnal forest carved with the essence of the universe. You mean so much to me, my lovable Jane. Meet me by the Zabloing River, at 10 AM. 
Love, Your Scroogey."
She arrived at the river awaiting Scrooginus, and instead fell into a trap door with her husband who seemingly was just as clueless as she was. A shadowy figure stood upon them, it was none other than Bingus. His plan to eradicate all members of the Floppa species that opposed him started with Jane, being a former advocate against all kinds of harm against Floppas. Bingus pushed a button on his execution machine and murdered both of them with a deathly double penis injection. Her and Scrooginus' death was not known by her family and was covered up. Jane's body was thrown in the Zabloing River, never to be seen again.
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