Nitro-Freeze (Chapter 1)

Chapter 1 is the first chapter of Nitro-Freeze written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Deck the Halls".
==Plot==
(Before the story, Aku Aku show up to the black screen, giving out a message to the audience)
*Aku Aku: Warning! The following crossover contain spoilers for Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled for one of the Grand Prixs. If you haven't played the game, you will not understand the references. But if you do, you will know what the references are. If you haven't played the game, then that's fine. You can play the game if you want before reading the story. And now ladies and gentlemen, our feature presentation will begin.
NOW FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION
(In 1996 at Cortex's Castle, Koala Kong is at Cortex's office, informing his boss on his defeat at the mines)
*Koala Kong: Boss, i tried to defeat the bandicoot.
*Cortex: You did what? You failed to get rid of that bandicoot?! How dare you! I thought you were better than this. You know better than N. Brio.
*Koala Kong: The bandicoot keep throwing crates and rocks at me and got trip over to a cart all the way to the mines. I blew the mission a lot.
*Cortex: You should have done better. You're never going to Hollywood to produce your so-called exercise film.
*Koala Kong: You know what? Screw you and your army of scientists!
*Cortex: Empire you say?
*Koala Kong: Whatever. I have something for you.
*Cortex: Oh really? An apology or a apple with sour flavor?
*Koala Kong: *smash Cortex's office* I'm done!
*Cortex: What did you do to my desk? I payed hundreds of it!
*Koala Kong: Go take a hike, i'm leaving this castle forever.
*Cortex: Go on. Never come back to work. At all! I'm going to recruit new people on my team and you're not welcomed
*Koala Kong: Whatever. I may be thinking about joining a circus.
*Cortex: I was raised on a poor circus and nobody like me or my parents.
*Koala Kong: One day, you're going to get a riddance on your own. Even for a kart racing tournament.
(The news is on, reporting with Chick and Stew on the latest events of the Crash Team Racing Grand Prix)
*Announcer: Live from the Wumpa Islands, reporting live with Chick Gizzard Lips and Stew.
*Chick: Good morning ladies and gentleman. I'm Chick.
*Stew: And i'm Stew!
*Chick: Cold weather we're having today, right Stew?
*Stew: I am going to have a cold brew with chocolate chip cookies for breakfast.
*Chick: Eat a pancake while you can. November has been a great month for racing. A lot of circus tricks and acts are performing into the tracks.
*Stew: The winner take it all. The racers step right up to win the grand prize.
*Chick: Like wow. Koala Kong did his double jump, Pasadena O'Possum ride on her Daredevil bike to spin around and Ebenezer Von Clutch praise the winners and winning first place every time they're in the lead.
*Stew: Hurricane Season is finally over and the Wumpa Islands are celebrating all over the beach with the end of hurricanes all over the coast until next June.
*Chick: But that's not all. Christmas is coming up and the time of year is right around the corner.
*Stew: Make a snowman, make some hot chocolate, decorate your homes with light and say Feliz Navidad!
*Chick: I hope you guys have a wonderful and amazing Christmas around the Wumpa Islands.
*Stew: Oh boy. I'm going to light up my room with rainbow colors.
*Chick: When the next Grand Prix come, CTR TV is going to live up the day, making sure racers start their engines during the cold weather.
*Stew: Don't get sick and always wear a sweater.
*Chick: Happy holidays and make sure you keep your mama nice and comfy with a big ugly sweater. Trust me, ugly sweaters are beautiful.
(In the present day of December 2006 at the Wumpa Islands, Crash, Crunch, Coco and Tawna are setting up the Christmas tree as Aku Aku float the decorations up)
*Aku Aku: Ah, the perfect tree we set up.
*Coco: Merry Christmas to all of you.
*Crash: Woo hoo!
*Tawna: The presents are set up. All wrapped like birthday presents.
*Crunch: You're going to make me a nice wumpa juice for breakfast.
*Coco: It's that time of year. Season's greetings.
*Tawna: Don't make me drop a bell on you.
*Crunch: We promise to not open up the presents before Christmas.
*Tawna: I'm watching you.
*Crash: Ooh.
*Coco: The island doesn't get cold in the hot areas, isn't it?
*Crunch: It's always sunny in the Wumpa Islands.
*Tawna: Just like Florida in the United States of America.
*Crash: He he he.
*Crunch: Let's go eat some cinnamon rolls.
*Coco: That's enough wrapping for now.
(At the Dragon Realms at the Dragon Castles, Spyro is setting up the Christmas tree along with Hunter and Bianca)
*Spyro: And the holidays shine into the breeze.
*Hunter: The tree look perfect.
*Bianca: Don't forget the star. *use magic to add in a star*
*Spyro: Awesome.
*Hunter: Look at those boxes. Are like they birthday presents or something?
*Bianca: They're Christmas presents. We do not open them since the 24th.
*Hunter: That's Christmas Eve.
*Spyro: Regular Christmas is on the 25th.
*Bianca: I see your point.
*Spyro: Anyways, we got the whole day to chill over in the holidays.
*Bianca: Freezing fun.
*Hunter: The hot coffee is ready. Mint flavor is added.
*Spyro: I love mint. What does it taste like? The red inside?
*Hunter: That's peppermint.
*Spyro: Ah, i knew it was going to be that flavor.
*Bianca: Let's drink for glory.
*Hunter: The french toast is all ready.
*Spyro: All cooked up.
(At the Dragon Kingdom, the dragons are setting up the decorations for the holidays as Nestor set up the tree with Argus)
*Nestor: Perfect timing.
*Argus: Everything is on the tree.
*Nestor: Good. Now we can go help out with the drawings.
*Argus: I got this yummy watermelon to finish, minus the seeds just to spit out. *eat the watermelon*
(At the Dragon Temple, the Council of Elders are in their conference room for a meeting with Ragnar on the platform to discuss a few things in the Dragon Realms)
*Ragnar: Good morning my friends. I hope we're having a great Christmas.
*Tomas: Just in time for the holidays.
*Red: I hate the cold weather. Every time we're in December, it started to freeze like the cold brew.
*Astor: It's just like taking a cold shower on a hot day.
*Ragnar: Okay my friends. We are getting ready for the holidays. We have a few decorations to set up. All lights are on the towers and we need to do something special to our temple.
*Titan: Fix the car?
*Magnus: Make a sandwich?
*Cho Lei: Light up the candles?
*Red: Burn the grass.
*Astor: Hey, you can't burn the grass on a holiday.
*Red: Grass is too cold for the icy weather.
*Tomas: I know. Invite everyone for the whole holiday. All dragon worlds are welcome to come over to the Dragon Kingdom and the village at the same time.
*Ragnar: Jackpot! Tomas is right. We are going to have a blast with this Christmas.
*Tomas: Thank you Sensei Ragnar. Thank you very much.
*Ragnar: You don't call me by my real name.
*Tomas: Sorry about that.
*Astor: Hey, my plan was better!
*Red: You didn't set up a plan, doofus.
*Astor: Why are you still here?!
*Titan: I am still mad about him coming back to our council group. But i started getting used to it.
*Red: What did you say?
*Titan: Uh? About my old friend Jim?
*Cho Lei: He said, "Woo hoo! Tomas is going to give us a nice little break."
*Titan: Are we having a break?
*Red: Liar.
*Tomas: Leave him alone Red.
*Ragnar: Silence! Let's not start a fight and have a great holiday season for the rest of the year.
*Red: You heard him.
*Tomas: Most of the times, i don't trust you with anything.
*Red: Beat it.
*Ragnar: You know what? Let's go outside and show some peace and grace to the world.
*Tomas: I gotta admit it, i really love the idea of showing some care. But we should give them a little something.
*Ragnar: That's what we're talking about.
*Titan: Wow.
*Magnus: Amazing.
*Tomas: Good old world.
(Back at the Wumpa Islands, Crash, Coco, Crunch, Tawna and Aku Aku are seen eating cinnamon rolls on the table)
*Coco: Oh my gosh, they are so smooth.
*Tawna: Tasty.
*Aku Aku: *float his cinnamon rolls and eat them* Perfection.
*Crash: He he he. *eat the cinnamon roll*
*Crunch: Man, they are cooking like fire.
*Coco: That big frosting on the rolls is amazing.
*Tawna: Isn't it like icing? Who knows?
*Aku Aku: That's what make the dessert sweet.
*Crunch: This is a dessert?
*Coco: This is our breakfast.
*Crunch: You almost gave me a heart attack.
*Aku Aku: We didn't mean to spoil you.
*Coco: Even Polar and Pura are seen playing with their toys.
*Polar and Pura: *play with the rubber balls*
*Tawna: You wanna do something fun today?
*Coco: Ooh, we could make fun at one of the worlds at the lab.
*Crunch: Oh you got to be kidding me. You're going to make fun of a world? That's crazy.
*Coco: We're just making fun. Just because we make fun doesn't mean we have to destroy it.
*Tawna: That's what smart geniuses do.
*Crash: Ooh la la.
*Aku Aku: We are done stuffing with food.
*Coco: Great breakfast of love.
*Crunch: Mmm, love the cinnamon rolls.
*Crash: Ah. *relax*
*Tawna: Okay. Let's go to the lab.
*Coco: Right at your service.
(At the lab, Coco turn on the computer to check on one of the worlds)
*Coco: We got a lot to explore.
*Tawna: You didn't say we have to explore.
*Crunch: Wow. There's a 5th and a 11th dimension on the screen.
*Tawna: That's a whole bunch of worlds to go.
*Crunch: There's like thousands of worlds to go too.
*Coco: There is a wild chase going on in the past.
*Aku Aku: The dinosaurs are in the past. Shame that Fake Crash screwed them all up with their fake eyebrows.
*Crunch: He even made clones out of himself.
*Tawna: That world is still a mess even to this day.
*Coco: We have to keep what it really creates.
*Tawna: A alternative timeline!
*Coco: I know. But what if we brought one of the people from that alternative universe.
*Crunch: There is a alternative universe where you guys don't have to deal with Cortex again.
*Crash: Ooh.
*Coco: That alternative selves are lucky to live in a free island without Cortex haunting us ever again.
*Tawna: I get can ride solo all day long with the crates.
*Aku Aku: Sure do sound like a beat.
*Crunch: Oh my, a bunch of Fake Crashes are cleaning up the sauropods' backs.
*Tawna: Ew, who clean a dinosaur's back?
*Coco: Guys, they're just dinosaurs. We don't have them in our world anymore.
*Tawna: If there is only a stegosaurus with diamond rocks on their backs, i wouldn't clean their backs.
*Crunch: They're suppose to look like that.
*Coco: Now watch and learn. *press the O button to open up a portal to the prehistoric world*
*Crunch: What are you doing? You're going to kill us with the T-Rex popping out?
*Coco: I'm doing a test on how can a creature jump out of a portal works.
(Baby T. pop out of the portal with Baby Crash and Baby Coco)
*Tawna: What the?
*Baby T.: Rawr!
*Coco: Aw, they so cute.
*Crunch: Wait a minute, we know these guys before.
*Aku Aku: Adorable.
*Crash: Aw.
*Tawna: Okay, you guys jump out of your world. Time to go back.
*Baby T.: Rawr.
*Tawna: Whoa, okay? I'll take it from here.
*Baby Coco: Goo goo ga ga? *jump off Baby T.*
*Baby Crash: Ah ha! *jump off Baby T.*
*Crunch: Huh? They're jumping off the baby.
*Coco: Where do you think you're going?
*Crunch: It's okay. We're not going to bite.
*Crash: Ah! *hug Baby T.*
*Baby T.: Ah.
*Tawna: What is going on with this randomness?
*Aku Aku: Weird, right?
*Baby T.: *roar*
*Coco: Eek!
*Crunch: It just roar.
*Tawna: That was loud.
*Baby Crash and Baby Coco: *cries*
*Crash: Uh oh.
*Coco: Don't cry. It was all a noise.
*Crunch: Make it stop! It's popping right out of my ears.
*Tawna: We need to take them back to their own world.
*Baby T.: *move the mouse and open up another portal*
*Tawna: No! Don't touch!
*Crunch: Coco, what did you do wrong?
*Coco: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have let them in the first place.
*Aku Aku: We have a incoming world in our hands.
(Back at the Dragon Realms in the living room of the Dragon Castles, Spyro, Hunter and Bianca are seen eating french toast with mint coffee as Sparx join in for breakfast)
*Spyro: Great meal.
*Hunter: It's always the time of the year.
*Bianca: We don't have to spend on anything from Moneybags this time.
*Spyro: He's always telling to give us the gems and we ain't taking it away from him.
*Sparx: Hey guys, got any snacks?
*Spyro: Sparx, you made it.
*Sparx: What does it smell? *smell the french toast* French bread.
*Spyro: It's french toast. We made it from wheat bread.
*Sparx: Wheat bread? Then why it isn't called light bread?
(A portal open up in front of the living room)
*Spyro: What the? Did a portal just open up?
*Hunter: I smell some danger.
*Bianca: No rhynoc or gnorc attack is headed this way.
*Sparx: Let's take a first peak.
*Spyro: First try. If it turn out to be a bad world, we're getting outta here.
*Hunter: I don't trust mystery portals at all.
*Bianca: I got my wand just in case a flying bat come through.
*Spyro: Take a first step.
(Spyro, Bianca, Hunter and Sparx arrives at the bandicoot's lab as Crash's group gasps in surprise of Spyro's group arrival)
*Coco: Spyro?
*Spyro: Whoa. This place isn't that bad after all.
*Aku Aku: My god. You're back.
*Spyro: Hey guys. Got any snacks?
*Coco: It good to see you again.
*Tawna: False alarm. It's all good.
*Spyro: Well, well, well. Did somebody forgot to invite us to the party?
*Coco: We're just testing out worlds. That dinosaur accidentally open up to your universe.
*Baby T.: *lick Spyro*
*Spyro: Hey, cut that out.
*Tawna: It's okay, he's on our side.
*Crash: *hug Spyro*
*Spyro: My man Crash.
*Hunter: Wow, look at the babies. Did Tawna just have kids?
*Tawna: Excuse me? They're not my kids. They're from another timeline.
*Crunch: The screw up timeline with the babies. You know that, don't you?
*Baby Crash: Ah.
*Spyro: Hey little guy. What is going on?
*Baby Coco: *play on her phone* Ha ha ha.
*Coco: They came from a alternative timeline where me and Crash failed to escape through a vortex when defeating Cortex.
*Hunter: That Cortex is no good.
*Bianca: He could be dangerous more than Ripto.
*Baby T.: *cuddle on Spyro*
*Spyro: What is that baby T-Rex trying to cuddle me for?
*Coco: He likes you. He loves seeing new people.
*Crunch: We'll go back into the living room to see what's going on around the world.
*Spyro: You know how to start a great morning.
*Aku Aku: Come along. We'll give you a bunch of nice wumpa fruits on the bowl.
*Hunter: Having a wumpa a day would be a great snack.
*Bianca: Just like eating a real apple.
(Meanwhile at Cortex's Castle, Cortex is eating his taco rolls for breakfast while N. Brio and N. Gin are stacking up the cards together to assemble a house)
*N. Brio: One go here.
*N. Gin: No. That's the roof.
*Cortex: After all these holidays of failing, i am going to strike my revenge to destroy this island!
*N. Brio: You don't have to be harsh about it.
*N. Gin: *the cards collapses on him* No! I was so close.
*N. Brio: What happen?
*N. Gin: We have to start all over with the cards again.
*Cortex: Stupid henchmen. I'm in the middle of eating!
*N. Brio: What is that smell? Did i smell taco rolls in here?
*Cortex: I'm all out of waffles. Dingodile use them all for his diner he opened up at Mosquito Marsh. Shame on that failure. I bet the bats are off trying to blow up his diner like a castle.
*Uka Uka: *evil laugh and show up* Good morning Cortex.
*Cortex: Ah! Uka Uka, what are you doing here? You scared me.
*Uka Uka: You're on the naughty list!
*Cortex: What did i do wrong? I have always been a nice boy.
*N. Brio: We're bad guys.
*N. Gin: Very evil supervillains.
*Uka Uka: What is your first task for today?
*Cortex: Kill a rat and serve some chicken to my co-workers.
*Uka Uka: Simple. Give me some ideas!
*N. Tropy: *arrive some warping* Hello boss. There is a majority of tribesman setting up the decorations in the jungle.
*Cortex: I hate Christmas. I lost family members during that time of year and the world is going to put my back into the vortex!
*Uka Uka: Did you say vortex?!
*N. Tropy: Let's go make fun of other worlds at the vortex system.
*Cortex: Great idea. To the other room!
(At the vortex room, Cortex and Uka Uka search for worlds around the multiverse system)
*Cortex: The multiverse is so big like a cruise.
*Uka Uka: We also have a omniverse as well.
*Cortex: I know that. I can see my world and the land where the dinosaurs forget.
*Uka Uka: Time forget the past. When the eggs drop, the hatchlings hatch.
*N. Tropy: You didn't see anything.
*Cortex: Don't even think about it.
*N. Tropy: What if you failed to escape and see what your future fate holds? *open up a world where he and Cortex are babies, pulling Uka Uka back and forth*
*Cortex: Ah! Don't look at me. I'm a baby!
*N. Tropy: This is us when we failed to escape from the portal during your fight with Crash and Aku Aku. *open up another world to see how he and Cortex are doing during their time prison as kids* This is us as kids. Trapped, stuck and lost in time. We shouldn't be in kindergarten during this time prison!
*Cortex: This is why we escaped and created another timeline!
*N. Tropy: This is the timeline where you failed to beat Crash and failed to escape. This is us trying to hunt some rocks in the wilds.
*Cortex: I hate future senses! It make my nightmares come true.
*Uka Uka: Be grateful that we're living on this nice little world with a angry life.
*N. Tropy: Ooh, there is another alternative universe where we are still babies and Crash and Coco failed to escape and became babies at the end. The babies of Crash and Coco has already escaped out of their own world.
*Cortex: Bring in baby me and baby you to my lab!
*N. Tropy: Fine. Whatever you like it or not, someone is going to poop a power crystal out of their diaper. *open a portal to let Baby Cortex, Baby N. Tropy and Alternative Uka Uka out of their world*
*Cortex: Holy chimichangas! They're here!
*Alternative Uka Uka: What is going on here?
*Baby Cortex: Wah! I want my stick!
*Baby N. Tropy: What is this stupid place anyways?
*N. Tropy: Yikes! Babies!
*N. Brio: Where is baby us?
*Cortex: You escaped you dummy.
*N. Brio: I'm very dumb.
*Cortex: Settle down. Let me take care of them while you N. Tropy, take them back into their world.
*N. Tropy: There's baby me trying to crawl into my legs.
*Baby N. Tropy: I am a mastermind!
*N. Tropy: Get me of me kiddo.
*Baby N. Tropy: I want to rule the future.
*N. Tropy: You will get to rule the universe like me someday.
*Cortex: Ugh. I can't take it anymore. I need to invite someone to do all the babysitting.
(Meanwhile at Chateau Ripto, Ripto, Crush and Gulp are eating steak on their plate at the table while discussing a few things about the holidays)
*Ripto: Merry holly holidays. I'm a lost case of a failure.
*Crush: I got a whole load of big chicken wings.
*Gulp: Mmm, steak sauce.
*Ripto: Pass out the bread roll, please.
*Crush: Yes. Right at you. *pass the bread roll to Ripto*
*Ripto: Thank you for your words wisely.
*Gulp: Can i have more please?
*Ripto: Gulp, you already have three of them! Don't you watch your weight every morning of your life?
*Gulp: Uh? I ate a pack of french fries every Sunday.
*Ripto: Such a fool who doesn't know how to act and every time of year, i get garbage and garbage is what look like this! *use his scepture to turn a tree into a coal* Coal! Coal is what a bad kid get when they behave bad all year long.
*Crush: I thought it is like a burnt rock made of water and lava.
*Ripto: It is suppose to look like that.
*Gulp: Are they soft or hard?
*Ripto: Hard! All rocks are hard!
*Crush: My club was a rock before switching to a chicken leg.
*Ripto: You still have the same chicken leg after a hundred of years.
*Crush: I switch mine and ate every out of it.
*Ripto: You're a predator.
(A portal open up in Chateau Ripto)
*Ripto: Now what?
*Crush: A portal just open up.
*Gulp: I see the light!
*Ripto: We got work to do and the gods gave us hope. Let's go. I hope i can kill a dragon in my own hands.
(Ripto, Crush and Gulp jump into the portal and arrives at Cortex's Castle in the vortex room)
*Ripto: Cortex?
*Cortex: Hello Ripto. We meet again.
*Ripto: I didn't know you were calling me for a mission.
*Cortex: It's not a mission. We got work to do.
*Crush: Aw, look at the babies.
*Baby Cortex: I will rule the world!
*Gulp: Are they your kids?
*Cortex: They're not my kids. They're from another timeline!
*Baby N. Tropy: Pop goes the bandicoot.
*Alternative Uka Uka: Hello double me.
*Uka Uka: Sweet revenge.
*N. Gin: We have coffee and bread. Feel free to grab.
*Gulp: We just ate. Wait a minute, bread?!
*Ripto: No Gulp! We already ate!
*Gulp: Aw, i ate a little.
*Ripto: That big meal was too much of your menu.
*N. Tropy: Mr. Ripto, why are you here for?
*Ripto: We're going to kill Crash and Spyro.
*N. Tropy: I wouldn't say killing people you make you in the naughty list.
*Cortex: In the time of Christmas, i will be a naughty scientist!
*Ripto: I'm not taking a chance on killing Crash and Spyro. How about the babies get rid of Crash and Spyro?
*Cortex: They're too young to fight. How about the other Uka Uka take care of them?
*Alternative Uka Uka: I'm not interested.
*Ripto: Drat. I'm not bringing Crush and Gulp in since they always fail my goals to beat the two creatures.
*Cortex: Who is going to get rid of Crash and Spyro then?
*Ripto: We'll see about that. Speaking of the Sorceress, there is a memorial at the Rhynoc World University about the Sorceress' history.
*Cortex: Who is the sorceress? My mother?
*Ripto: No. She was kind like of dinosaur and hippo type thing. She drowned at the Super Bonus Round and lost to that Spyro dragon.
*N. Tropy: Where is the Sorceress?
*Ripto: *use Cortex's computer to locate the bones of the Sorceress* It seem that the bones of the Sorceress is sinking down into the pink lava. Her face is included as well.
*Cortex: Blah. What is this?
*Ripto: You don't like what she looks like? Oh my, she look like a scrapped character from a DLC Grand Prix of a racing video game. What in a name.
*N. Gin: She doesn't look that scary to me.
*N. Brio: So does the crown.
*N. Gin: The crown doesn't have a face.
*N. Brio: Oh.
*Cortex: How long she been dead for?
*Ripto: Few years when i was dead. I was somehow revived by some random magic and brought my friends back to life.
*N. Tropy: She look like a dead body of a giant lizard.
*Cortex: Bring the bones in.
*Ripto: Or fossils. You asked for it. A la peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! *open a portal to bring in the bones of the Sorceress' body*
(The bones of the Sorceress land into the ground as little lava came in as the portal closes down)
*Cortex: Eek! It's a zombie!
*Ripto: That's not a zombie. It's a dead body.
*N. Gin: You're using a dead body for a weapon? That's crazy.
*Ripto: Not just any dead body, i'm going to bring her back from the dead.
*N. Tropy: Back from the dead too soon? Hmm, that's a new thing.
*Ripto: If i can bring my friends back to life, i can bring the Sorceress back too as well.
*N. Tropy: Then hell breaks loose.
*Ripto: Alright now. I'm going to bring back one of the deadliest women on the whole entire planet. Hocus pocus! *use his scepter to bring the Sorceress back to life*
*Sorceress: *her bones assemble to her full body, glow and roar with her self back all together*
*Cortex: Ah! It's alive!
*Uka Uka: You brought a dinosaur back to life? You're a monster!
*Sorceress: Well, well, well. Where am i? What year is this?
*Ripto: Welcome back. I knew you were going to be stuck as a skeleton forever.
*Sorceress: What the? Who are you?
*Ripto: The name's Ripto. Your lifesaver.
*Sorceress: Why am i in a lab? What happen to my castle?!
*Cortex: This is my castle. You're in another castle.
*Ripto: Your castle have has been destroyed by those pesky little dragons. That Spyro is going to pay.
*Sorceress: Spyro. I remember that fool.
*N. Tropy: So do we.
*Baby Cortex: I want to kill a bandicoot!
*Sorceress: Who is this bandicoot your looking for?
*Cortex: Crash Bandicoot is his name. We're also going to stop Spyro for you as well.
*Sorceress: I'll have my sweet revenge and burn down the Dragon Realms as my new home.
*Cortex: I was thinking about taking over the planet. Now since you're in our side, we will conquer the multiverse.
*Sorceress: Eeee, yes. I can't wait to take over the multiverse.
*Alternative Uka Uka: Right now, we must track down the bandicoots and Spyro!
*Crush: Do you think you will bring Gnasty Gnorc into this?
*Ripto: I'll bring Gnasty Gnorc later on.
*Gulp: I'm pretty sure he will love the Sorceress.
*Sorceress: I thought the gnorcs ran off since the dragons were freed.
*Ripto: Well they're back again. This is why i want to take over the world.
*Cortex: Alright now. Time to go track down those bandicoots and that little dragon.
(Back at the bandicoot's house, Crash and Spyro's gang eat a bunch of wumpa fruits at the bowl in the living room)
*Spyro: Alright.
*Coco: Good as natural.
*Crunch: This make me feel strong. Oof!
*Tawna: I think the babies have wumpa pieces.
*Spyro: *cut the wumpa fruits into tiny pieces* There. You have them all.
*Baby Crash: Wumpa fruit.
*Baby Coco: *eat the wumpa fruit pieces* Yummy.
*Tawna: Yep. I'm pretty sure they enjoy it very much.
*Coco: I wonder what's on TV?
*Hunter: We'll just have to find out. *use the remote to turn on the TV*
(As the TV is on, the screen shows the Wumpa News Network with Chick and Stew live on the desk)
*Chick: Hello. You are watching the Wumpa News Network!
*Stew: It's always sunny in the Wumpa Islands. But it is the time of season again to get out and cool yourself in the cold.
*Chick: Breaking news! Rilla Roo have break out loose once again at the Neon Circus. He is nowhere to be seen at the Von Clutch's MotorWorld amusement park. If you see the monkey running off anywhere, just give us a call.
*Stew: By the way, we are going to set up another Grand Prix for the holidays. It could be anywhere around the world.
*Chick: We'll let you know later when the next Grand Prix is going to be held at.
*Stew: We already did the circus. Now we're going to do it around one of the snowy areas.
*Chick: I can agree on that. Make sure you wear a sweater and don't freeze during the very big blizzard. Youmight be covered u with snow around your body.
*Stew: Trust me. It freezes like having a frozen brain on your head.
*Chick: That's called a brain freeze.
*Stew: By the way, wumpa shakes are now avalaible in stores for $30. So get your wumpa bucks and drink up the shake.
*Chick: I hope the cold brew is cooking with a appetite of strawberry muffins.
(Crash and Spyro's gang have a reaction on Rilla Roo's missing at the Neon Circus)
*Coco: Oh no, Rilla Roo is missing from the Neon Circus.
*Tawna: He broke out of his cage again, isn't it?
*Spyro: That poor Rilla guy. How did he escape?
*Aku Aku: We don't know what is the cause of Rilla Roo escaping, we must reach to the Neon Circus to find out.
*Spyro: What are we going to do at the Neon Circus? Perform with funny acts?
*Aku Aku: No. We need answers.
*Spyro: Questions?
*Aku Aku: Exactly.
*Spyro: What kind of questions?
*Aku Aku: Didn't i ask you that already? Do i have to repeat it myself?
*Spyro: No. We're all good.
*Aku Aku: Good. Now don't ask again.
*Spyro: Don't make me burn your mask.
*Aku Aku: Pass. Coco, what should we do next?
*Coco: We should head over to Von Clutch's MotorWorld to figure out about Rilla Roo's escape.
*Aku Aku: Great. Once we solve Rilla Roo's problem. We'll find his location and get him back into the circus.
*Bianca: You're lucky to have us on the team.
*Aku Aku: Good for you. Make way to Von Clutch's MotorWorld.
*Spyro: Cool. Let's set up our karts and drive our way to the place.
*Bianca: No need to use karts. I can use my magic to get there.
*Aku Aku: Great idea. Let's do that.
*Spyro: What? We're not using karts?
*Bianca: It's just a shortcut. *open a portal to Von Clutch's MotorWorld*
*Spyro: Wow.
*Coco: Amazing.
*Tawna: Great. Let's go in.
(Crash and Spyro's gang enter Von Clutch's MotorWorld as they are in the entrance of the amusement park)
*Spyro: Whoa.
*Hunter: This place is just like Dragon Shores.
*Spyro: But as a amusement park.
*Crunch: This is where we crashed into Cortex's kart with his puny friends.
*Tawna: Bumping cars, not a great idea.
*Crunch: I think you're referring to a car crash.
*Tawna: That's even worse.
*Hunter: Where is the Neon Circus and where it's located at?
*Bianca: Don't tell us we got into the wrong place.
*Aku Aku: It's just right there. We just got here a second ago. It's in your faces.
*Spyro: Ah, so now i see where the Neon Circus is located at.
*Aku Aku: It's also known as Koala Carnival. That's where Koala Kong works at.
*Coco: Koala Kong used to be one of our enemies. Now he's working at a carnival where he show pressure and pride to his audience at the amusement park.
*Spyro: Why won't we just go in?
*Hunter: Yeah. Let's make a move.
(Inside of the Neon Circus, Pasadena O'Possum is riding on her Daredevil bike with Koala Kong lifting up the weights as Ebenezer Von Clutch check on the contestants practicing their acts)
*Ebenezer: Keep it going you guys. We're going to need to make a lot of money to prove our show is a brilliant success.
*Park Drone #1: Our acts are working hard.
*Ebenezer: Boom! You got it.
*Park Drone #2: Rilla Roo is still not back in his cage.
*Ebenezer: I hear the same question over and over. Why won't people know the answer that he always escape?!
*Park Drone #2: He escaped a hour ago.
*Ebenezer: That's what i always have been hearing around.
(Crash and Spyro's gang arrive to meet Ebenezer and the team)
*Coco: Hello there Ebenezer, we're back.
*Ebenezer: Oi! Welcome back! It's good to see you again. How much i miss all of you guys.
*Crunch: Great seeing you again.
*Tawna: Still rocking the circus, huh?
*Ebenezer: We're a hundred times better than Cortex's poor old circus.
*Spyro: His circus better be burning off the charts.
*Ebenezer: Ooh, a lizard with wings. That's a new pet you have.
*Spyro: What the? I'm a dragon.
*Ebenezer: A dragon? I thought they were extinct a million years ago like the dinosaurs.
*Baby T.: Rawr!
*Ebenezer: Oi! A real baby T-Rex on my circus! It's a thing!
*Spyro: So what are you suppose to be? A ogre? A gnorc? A frog?
*Ebenezer: I'm a cyborg you horn! What part of the question you don't understand?
*Spyro: I think you're getting a bit nervous today.
*Ebenezer: Who are these guys? They never came to my circus last month on our Grand Prix.
*Hunter: I'm Hunter.
*Bianca: I'm Bianca.
*Sparx: And i'm Sparx.
*Ebenezer: Great to see you. One cup a day.
*Pasadena: *stop her Daredevil bike to see Crash* Crash! *run to Crash*
*Crash: Woah! *get hugged by Pasadena*
*Pasadena: Oh Crash. I didn't expect to see you there.
*Tawna: Excuse me? You let go of my boyfriend.
*Pasadena: I thought you broke up with him since 1997.
*Tawna: I don't care what you say. I'm already back with him since he saved the park from a wumpa fruit.
*Ebenezer: Oh, by the way, with the wumpa fruit you mentioned, Willie Wumpa Cheeks was one of our members of the park. He served as a mascot like a cartoon character staring on TV for a Saturday Morning Cartoon. Unfortunately, he was the one stealing my gem if it weren't for his meddling acts. He got shot by Cortex's gang at the end and got stored frozen into the Academy of Evil.
*Spyro: Never would trust a mascot who has been doing all the bad things in his life.
*Pasadena: We shouldn't have gone bankrupt if it weren't for his plot twist acts.
*Tawna: Good thing, he was never invited again for one of the Grand Prixs.
*Ebenezer: Oh, i almost forget that Koala Kong is there. Hey Koala, i want you to meet Spyro.
*Koala Kong: Spy on a rope?
*Ebenezer: No. That dragon guy Spyro is right there.
*Koala Kong: Oh, nice to see you Spyro.
*Spyro: Looking good.
*Ebenezer: I love when my people meet new people. That's what caring is for.
*Koala Kong: Ah, the secret is in the diet.
*Pasadena: Where are you guys heading?
*Bianca: We're here for a reason. Your Rilla Roo has broke out of his cage and escape throughout the wilds.
*Ebenezer: Oh my, you're going to find my Rilla Roo? Thank god, you guys can be my lifesavers.
*Spyro: I saved a lot of adult dragons and baby dragons during my quest for all my life.
*Ebenezer: You can find Rilla Roo anywhere you go. Oh, i have King Chicken on my side. King Chicken, come here! Go greet the guests on my circus.
*King Chicken: *peak on the ground*
*Spyro: This guy is the king of chickens?
*Ebenezer: The king of all chickens. Chick and Stew put a crown on his head to make it look like the king of the chickens. We almost gave him a name like King Paul III.
*Sparx: My best friend's name was Paul. But sadly got killed by a rhynoc in August 2003.
*Ebenezer: Oh, that sucks for you, ya.
*Sparx: Spyro help me burn the rhynoc off his butt.
*Pasadena: If it weren't for the rhynoc, it would be for Cortex. I'll slam him if he tries to steal one of our ring particles.
*Tawna: You got anything to say.
*Koala Kong: How are you going to find Rilla Roo?
*Spyro: I don't know. Maybe we use a cellphone?
*Coco: No one uses cellphones anymore. The world is making smartphones and soon, we will use a better tracking system to find items and things we need.
*Ebenezer: What? My co-workers use cellphones during break. I hate the idea of a phone with a square-like device.
*Coco: We'll just use my laptop instead.
*Pasadena: Good idea.
*Ebenezer: Please use your laptop in the break room. I can't have you stand, checking for the tracking system, otherwise, someone trip over you and crash your laptop against the ground.
*Coco: I'll do it in the break room.
(Crash and Spyro's gang are at the break room, using the GPS on Coco's laptop to locate Rilla Roo)
*Coco: The GPS is going to help where Rilla Roo could be hiding in.
*Hunter: He's somewhere around the park.
*Ebenezer: He's not at the park. He's out of the park and he's ramping off all over the planet.
*Pasadena: He does this all the time. Every winter, he break out loose and just run off like he's living in the wilds.
*Tawna: Crash was always like that when he ditched our date and ran off into the woods.
*Crash: Hey.
*Ebenezer: Ha ha ha, very funny of you Tawna.
*Tawna: Silly Crash, you'll never leave me behind again.
*Crash: Grrrr.
*Coco: We found locations for Blizzard Bluff and Polar Pass. But he's nowhere to be found.
*Ebenezer: Then check again.
*Crunch: Ooh, he's at Tiger Temple.
*Coco: No! He must be out in the woods.
*Tawna: He's not at Papu's Pyramid.
*Spyro: And he's not at my world where they built my own circuit.
*Coco: We found one.
*Aku Aku: Yes! He could be hiding at Coco Park.
*Coco: No. He is located at Gingerbread Joyride.
*Aku Aku: Aw. It's the place with all the gingerbread cookies.
*Spyro: It's mainly filled with snow.
*Coco: Candies, cookies and sugar alike.
*Bianca: Who would eat all the sugar in one day?
*Ebenezer: Neither me.
*Pasadena: So this is where Rilla Roo is hiding at.
*Hunter: We better track him down.
*Ebenezer: Wait. I warned you. It's going to get cold in here. So watch at your own risk.
*Spyro: I can feel the cold. No matter what.
*Ebenezer: Are you sure you don't need any back-up like a ugly sweater?
*Coco: We been to snow places many times.
*Ebenezer: That's okay. If you changed your mind, just give me a call and i'll order you some.
*Tawna: We don't need any warm clothes.
*Koala Kong: I smashed like three icebergs during the Bash games.
*Spyro: Where it is located at? The ice?
*Ebenezer: It's one of the snowy areas. You're correct.
*Bianca: I'll take them over.
*Ebenezer: Go ahead Bianca. Just take them over to Gingerbread Joyride.
*Bianca: We'll see you back with Rilla Roo.
*Crunch: Let's go bring back Rilla Roo.
*Crash: Woo hoo!
*Bianca: Adios. *warp her gang to Gingerbread Joyride*
*Pasadena: Are you seeing what's cooking on the microwave?
*King Chicken: *peak on the ground and make noises*
*Koala Kong: Homemade pancakes!
*Ebenezer: Ya. It's part of a great nutritious breakfast.
(Crash and Spyro's gang arrive at Gingerbread Joyride from warping. The whole place itself is filled with candies, sweets, cookies, gummies, jellies and even lollipops. The ground, floors and building are made of gingerbread cookie with a chicken cock a doodling on the clock tower.)
*Crash: Woo hoo.
*Spyro: This place is a thing!
*Bianca: Welcome to Gingerbread Joyride.
*Hunter: Man, it's freezing in here.
*Tawna: You shouldn't ask to wear a sweater. You blew it.
*Hunter: Don't blame me, blame on the weather.
*Spyro: Also, no Moneybags this time.
*Sparx: No need to pay for gems, or wumpa fruits.
*Crunch: Am i freezing or what?
*Tawna: You are literally freezing, look at the babies and Baby T.
*Baby Crash, Baby Coco and Baby T.: *freezing*
*Crash: Ooh, ah.
*Spyro: Cold place. Maybe we'll just go and let Ebenezer order a bunch of drones to find the monkey.
*Bianca: No need to panic. *use magic to make everyone use sweaters*
*Spyro: Wow.
*Coco: Amazing sweaters.
*Crunch: Not ugly.
*Tawna: See? Are we good on that?
*Baby Crash and Baby Coco: Yay!
*Baby T.: Ta ta he!
*Crunch: The cold brew is on!
*Tawna: Okay now, let's go find Rilla Roo and get out of this snow place.
*Crunch: We'll be soon outta here by Christmas.
*Spyro: Keep it going you guys.
(As Crash and Spyro's gang walk into the city to look for Rilla Roo, meanwhile back at Cortex's Castle, Ripto and Cortex are on the computer, locating around the world to look for the bandicoots)
*Cortex: There are no bandicoots around this area.
*Ripto: Drat. They're gone. Which means they left!
*Cortex: Why didn't we follow them earlier?
*Uka Uka: You have a big missed opportunity there!
*Sorceress: *move Ripto and Cortex to use the computer* Let me handle the situation!
*Ripto: What are you doing?! I brought you back to life!
*Sorceress: I will go find where they are. *locate where the bandicoots are and found the location* The arrow points where they headed.
*N. Tropy: Vacation you ask?
*Sorceress: I found them! I see it!
*Cortex: There we have it. The bandicoots' location!
*Ripto: Smart move. She's even smarter than me.
*Sorceress: We can't wait to crash the party and burn the place to the ground.
*N. Tropy: Gingerbread Joyride, isn't it?
*N. Gin: Yep, that's the name.
*Cortex: Things will break apart. The bandicoot and dragon will be dead by the hands of a group of supervillains! *evil laugh*
TO BE CONTINUED
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