Low Definition: Lake Tourist

Game Show episode 27, posted December 20, 2015.
Low Definition episode 2
In this special holiday edition of Low Definition, our contestants must grapple with weird definitions, obscure holidays, Norwegian movie titles, and even a Morrissey song. (episode page)
== Panelists ==
* Host: Steve Lutz
* Jason Snell (winner)
* Aleen Simms
* Brian Hamilton
* Tiffany Arment
* Dan Moren (winner)
* Monty Ashley
== Title Origin ==
Jason's submitted definition for Round 2.
== Words ==
Definitions highlighted in yellow are considered correct and are awarded 3 points.
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=== Round 1 - Sialagogue ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
the phenomenon where one cannot speak due to an excess of saliva. 	Aleen 	
A speech delivered to an inanimate object. 	Monty 	Brian
any substance that stimulates the flow of saliva 	Correct Definition	Aleen, Tiff
a temple used for bread preparation constructed by the Sialic tribe of ancient Sicily.	Tiff 	
An orator who attempts to influence masses by appealing to the spiritual. 	Dan 	Jason
A person who criticizes social movements through humor. 	Jason 	Dan, Monty
An amoeba-like single-celled organism 	Brian 	
==== Standings: ====
* Jason - 2
* Aleen - 2
* Tiff - 2
* Dan - 1
* Monty - 1
* Brian - 0 
* Steve - 0
=== Round 2 - Lakenvelder (from Listener William) ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A German word for an expert welder who takes on apprentices 	Aleen 	
A primitive Dutch dam, or dike 	Monty 	Dan
A wide open plain by the side of a lake. 	Dan 	Jason
a breed of German chicken, resembling the leghorn 	Correct Definition	Aleen
A German term, meaning Green Lake, describing the process of algae taking over a body of water.	Tiff 	
A person who visits lakes; a lake tourist 	Jason 	Monty
A boat repairman 	Brian 	Brian, Tiff
==== Standings: ====
* Aleen - 4
* Jason - 3
* Tiff - 2
* Dan - 2
* Monty - 2
* Brian - 1
* Steve - 0
=== Round 3 - Fake Holidays - December 14th ===
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Fake Holiday 	Written By 	Chosen By
National Poinsettia Day 	Tiff 	Monty
Peppermint eggnog appreciation day 	Aleen 	Dan
National Shred Your Sensitive Documents Day 	Dan 	Aleen
National (or World) Monkey Day (Alternate holiday)	Jason 	
National Drink Prune Juice Day 	Monty 	
Chicken Pot Pie Day 	Brian 	Tiff
National Bouillabaisse Day 	Correct Definition	Brian
==== Standings: ====
* Jason - 6
* Aleen - 5
* Brian - 4
* Tiff - 3
* Dan - 3
* Monty - 2
* Steve - 0
=== Round 4 - Acersecomic ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
Socially transgressive humor, most commonly written 	Jason 	Dan
Prehistoric volcanic rock. 	Tiff 	Brian
A person who has never had a haircut 	Correct Definition	Jason
A unit of measuring land; a fraction of an acre. 	Aleen 	
When a moon rotates about a planet with an irregular orbit	Brian 	Monty, Aleen
A theatrical production characterized by biting wit. 	Dan 	Tiff
The opposite of acerbic 	Monty 	
==== Standings: ====
* Jason - 9
* Brian - 6
* Aleen - 5
* Tiff - 4
* Dan - 4
* Monty - 2
* Steve - 0
=== Round 5 - "Deep Cuts" - "She told me she loved me, which means she must be insane." ===
Given then first line of a song, come up with the title of the song.
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
Looks Like Fruitcake Tonight 	Dan 	
I wasn’t Wrong 	Tiff 	Dan, Brian
How Can Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel	Correct Title	Jason, Aleen
She Loves Me 	Aleen 	
Always Lonely at Christmas 	Monty 	Tiff
Those Were The Days 	Brian 	Monty
I'm dying with or without you 	Jason 	
==== Standings: ====
* Jason - 11
* Brian - 7
* Aleen - 7
* Tiff - 6
* Dan - 4
* Monty - 3
* Steve - 0
=== Round 6 (The Crazy Round!) - Shypoo ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A breed of dog; a mix between a poodle and Sky Island terrier 	Aleen 	
A rainstorm with high winds originating in the South Pacific. 	Dan 	Brian
A marsupial with a speckled muzzle 	Brian 	Aleen
A tongue scraper 	Monty 	Tiff
An unofficial dog breed that is a cross between a shyland terrier and a poodle. (Not read to contestants, very similar to Aleen's)	Tiff 	
Liquor of poor quality 	Correct Definition	
A dog breed, a cross between a poodle and a shih-tzu 	Jason 	Monty
==== Standings: ====
* Jason - 14
* Brian - 8
* Aleen - 7
* Dan - 7
* Tiff - 6
* Monty - 4
* Steve - 0
=== Round 7 - "Love is a Strange Place" - Die Hard ===
Give the literal translation of the Norwegian translation of "Die Hard"
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
The Gun Building 	Brian 	Dan
Lonely Christmas Cop 	Dan 	Jason, Aleen
Surprise Christmas Terrorism 	Aleen 	
Barefoot Blood Party 	Monty 	
The Divorced Policeman 	Jason 	Tiff
Action Skyscraper (scraper, scraper, scraper)	Correct Translation	Brian
When Death Happens Forcefully 	Tiff 	Monty
==== Standings: ====
* Jason - 15
* Brian - 11
* Dan - 9
* Aleen - 7
* Tiff - 7
* Monty - 4
* Steve - 0
=== Round 8 - Mngwa ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
An Oriental spice 	Monty 	
The Japanese art of intricate marzipan sculpture. 	Tiff 	Aleen
The dominant tribal culture of Lesotho 	Jason 	
A ferocious giant cat said to stalk Tanzania 	Correct Definition	Dan
Gourmet Chinese cheese made from goat milk. 	Aleen 	
A Chinese board game played with small, smooth stones.	Dan 	Tiff, Jason
A fjord 	Brian 	Brian, Monty
==== Standings: ====
* Jason - 15
* Dan - 13
* Brian - 12
* Tiff - 8
* Aleen - 7
* Monty - 4
* Steve - 0
=== Round 9 - Loganamnosis ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
The medical term for “Shin splints” 	Tiff 	
A mental disorder characterized by an inability to stop talking 	Jason 	
An obsession with trying to remember a word one has forgotten 	Correct Definition	Tiff, Monty, Jason, Aleen
An illness that causes the afflicted’s lungs to cease inflating properly 	Aleen 	
A mental state that impairs basic logical skills 	Brian 	
Having a word on the tip of your tongue (Not read to contestants, too close to Correct Definition)	Dan 	
A medical term describing the process by which the placenta is formed 	Monty 	Brian
==== Standings: ====
* Jason - 17
* Dan - 16
* Brian - 12
* Tiff - 10
* Aleen - 9
* Monty - 6
* Steve - 0
=== Round 10 - Pogonip ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A piece of traditional South African pie 	Brian 	
Freezing fog (not read to contestants, very close to Correct Definition) 	Aleen 	
A small African shrub whose leaves can be used to create a soothing salve. 	Dan 	Tiff, Brian
A wild herb used by squirrels and other small woodland fauna to aid digestion	Tiff 	
A mythical creature with five legs 	Monty 	Dan
An edible purple-colored root in the parsley family 	Jason 	
A dense ice fog that forms in valleys of the western United States 	Correct Definition	Monty, Jason
==== Standings: ====
* Jason - 19
* Dan - 18
* Brian - 12
* Aleen - 12
* Tiff - 10
* Monty - 9
* Steve - 0
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