The Minjo War

==Summary==
One of the numerous wars fought in the anime, it started shortly after The Meme War was over when a Minjo called Mario's mom gay and it's still ongoing.
==Overview==
The war is mostly fought in the Isle O' Hags, with some skirmishes happening in closeby islands like Timber Island and DK's Island by invading Minjo forces.
On the objectively good Jinjo side, there are the Jinjos themselves, Gruntilda and the rest of The Awesome Super Squad, Mario and gang, DK and his gang, Banjo and Kazooie, Geno, Mallow, every playable Smash character and Assist Trophy, among several others.
And on the objectively evil Minjo side, there are only the Minjos themselves and their dumb asses. Oh and old Movie Sonic too I guess, trying to avenge his failure to ruin the Sonic franchise by helping the other side to where his better version is on. What a bunch of fuckers.
Needless to say, the Minjos are vastly outnumbered and their (literally) shit defensive and offensive options don't help matters. It's estimated that the Minjo forces will fall in a few years, and the only reasons it isn't any sooner is because Minjos are total pussies who like to hide when in danger and because they reproduce at the speed of a cheetah.
==Known Casualties==
173 decillion Minjos with a 10 billion margin of error: All died in the most pathetic ways imaginable, the fuck else did you expect from goddamn Minjos?
Grey Jinjo: Contrary to popular belief, their race never died by the HAG-1 going through their house, they just moved for a little while. However, one of them hurt their toe in combat during the war and was cured 20 seconds later.
Old Movie Sonic: Was cut in half by Better Movie Sonic in the first minute of combat.
Knuckles the Echdina: Of fucking course he died. (*may have been a figment of Sonic's mind)
WIP
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