Crazy Dave Interview 2

By SodaPopExplosive
Me: *twitching and shaking fist* And.....the...next.....Crazy Dave...interview...is now......
Crave Dave: Hello! *sits on chair* You look shaky today. What's shakin'?
Me: Oh....nothin....gg.......
Boss: STOP TWITCHING OR YOU ARE FIRED!
Me: Fine.
Me: Moving on. I am sure that you will add new stuff to your store. Will you?
Crazy Dave: Yep! In fact, I have over a thousand plants in my store!
Me: What? Already?
Crazy Dave: Yeah. BECAUSE I'M CRAAZY!
Me: But I didn't even say why!
Crazy Dave: What were you trying to explain?
Me: I MEAN-
Crazy Dave: Wabby wabbo.
Me: I DON'T LI-
Crazy Dave: BECAUSE I'M CRAAZY!
Me: You said that twi-
Crazy Dave: Here's an Energetic Pea! *runs*
Me: But I already ha-
Crazy Dave: *comes back* *leaves Mint seed packet on floor*
Me: Wow! I've created this and I've been waiting long enough to get an official version!
Crazy Dave: *runs*
Me: THANKS CRAZY DAVE! Might as well go to the lawn and see how good this is.
-5 minutes later-
Me: Finally! *turns around* WHA- MY SEED PACKETS!
Me: *runs* THAT BRAT BETTER GIVE ME MY SEED PACKETS BACK!
Me: *goes to boss* I STILL WANT MY EXTRA MONE-
~Mr. Taxi comes on~
Me: Is that Mr. Taxi? I LOVE THAT SONG! *starts dancing*
~Ice Cream starts being played~
Me: WOW! More people! *grabs ice cream* *sings* I'LL MELT YOU DOWN LIKE ICE CREAM!
Boss: Why was this expected.....
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Category:Fanfics with pretend Plants or Zombies