Fiends/Unfinished Pilot

(Open with an exterior shot of the Phin Apartment building. Pan down where there is a moderately sized crowd waiting outside.(
Estate Agent: Good afternoon and thank you for displaying your interest in moving into a place of your very own at Phin Apartments. Here we specialise in giving you a home you can feel comfortable in. After all, luxury is built-in, not tacked on. I'm Ester Schofield and I will be your guide on this eye-opening tour. If you would please follow me.
(The crowd follows Ester inside the building. They look impressed.)
Ester: As you may have already noticed, a Phin Apartment is one of the best apartments in all of Viagra Falls. 
(They enter an elevator.)
Ester: We have some vacant rooms on our first floor, as it would happen. Some of these are my absolute favourite rooms in the building! Especially the one we're going to see.
(The elevator slowly rises up.)
???: (off-screen) Stop fapping in class, Matchy.
???: (off-screen) At least I don't have a five inch dick, Aidan.
Ester: (nervous) Oh God.
(The crowd gets off at the first floor, to find its residents running amuck.)
Aidan: Ooh, are you going to be our new neighbors?!
Ester: (annoyed) They might be, if none you interfe-
Aidan: (laughs) Your honour, allow me to show them around.
Ester: We're fucked.
Aidan: That's Matchy, she jacks off in class.
Matchy: You're the reason I can't make new friends.
Aidan: Over there we have Dan. He jacks off everywhere but in class.
Dan: That's actually true.
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