Plankton, Part Two

Plankton, Part Two is a episode in Spongebob SquarePants v2.0.
== Transcript ==
"Well, no husband of mine is going out in public smelling like hot sauce." Karen said.
Plankton became incredibly agitated with Karen. What if he liked smelling like hot sauce? What if smelling like hot sauce was a part of who he was as a microorganism? Why should he have to change who he is to fit
society's messed up anti-hot sauce standards?
Darn flabbit, Karen!
What if I want to smell like hot sauce? It is my right as a citizen
of America to smell like whatever I want to smell like."
Plankton screamed.
Karen was very mad
at Plankton by this point, and Plankton was unrelenting on his
position. He knew, however, that Karen being mad at him over the
whole hot sauce ordeal was going to put a strain on his marriage, and
that just wasn't fair to the children. Not his children, just
children in general. Plankton had one more argument that he was sure
would at least make Karen not mad at him anymore.
"Look Karen, if
I am smelling like hot sauce because I bathed in hot sauce, it is
clearly because this is what the Lord has intended. You cannot argue
with that!"
"I may not be
able to, but I know someone who can!"
Karen dragged
Plankton forcibly to the Bikini Bottom Jesus Church of the Lord. She
brought him there so he could talk to the preacher. The Planktons had
admittedly never been to the church before, but churches are only for
when you need them, like on Easter or Christmas Eve, so Karen did not
feel it would be wrong to burden the preacher with Plankton's hot
sauce issues. They reached the cathedral, which was very large and
seemed almost familiar, like it was a mildly famous Cathedral stolen
from a former Soviet State. But Karen shook off the feeling and
proceeded into the chapel to meet the preacher.
"Hello! Is
anyone here? My husband is having a hot sauce related issue that he
believes is caused by the Lord and I need a preacher to exorcise him
or whatever!"
Suddenly, a figure
arose out of the darkness and began walking towards the couple.
"Hello! Hello?
Are you the preacher here? You see, Sheldon over here is having a hot
sauce crisis and he needs the help of a Godly man."
"Karen, don't
give out my first name! That is private information that is only
shared between a married couple. A carnal knowledge of a moniker, if
you will." Plankton stated.
”Plankton, what
would you even know about the joys of the flesh with a wife, I am
literally a computer on a pole on wheels. Have you been cheating on
me?! Seriously, after all we have been through, after I helped you
get clean when you had that Krabby Patty addiction?"
"Krabby Patty?
Sheldon? Karen?! PLANKTON?" The mysterious figure said still
standing in the dark, unable to be seen.
"Well, well,
well. Looks like the Plankton couple is having marriage troubles,
hmm? I really couldn't expect more from a marriage to such a sinner!
Karen, you are well aware of your husband's, shall I say,
transgressions, aren't you?”
"Of course, I
mean, everyone knows that Plankton was involved in a Ponzi scheme
which cost people millions-"
Your husband's a
thief! And a right terrible one, too!"
The mysterious
figure stepped into the light, revealing him to be Mr. Eugene Krabs.
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