Joker vs Hero - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Fighter's Pass Royale

The protagonist of Persona 5, Joker, raps against the protagonist of Hero Quest 11, Hero, to see who deserved their invitation to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate more.
== The Battle ==
(Beat)
=== Announcer: ===
(starts at 0:10)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
JOKER (Location: Mementos)
VS
HERO (Location: Yggdrasil's Altar)
3…
2…
1…
GO!
=== Joker: ===
(starts at 0:21)
Wake Up, Get Up, and Get Out! This is Joker, here to Steal the Show!
Getting up in your Palace, there's no Negotiating with this Shadow!
A Game Awards star, a superior thief than your little friend Erik!
After this, you should go change your title from Erdrick to Er-dick!
I'm stunning and cunning! Make like Ryuji's track team and start running!
Leaks got people predicting you, while they never saw me coming!
You went to Heliodor and got accused of destroying the world by the king?
I would've done the same had I first seen how you looked, Android 17!
As a phantom thief, I'll evade your attacks as if I was a Liquid Metal Slime!
Thwack's not enough! I'll just pull out Makarakarn as your Last Surprise!
Your Jade-d series' stuck in the past, couldn't get past the MIDI crap
I took your tropes, put a new spin on them, and now I've stealing hearts of fans!
You're considered the king of RPGs? I'll reveal your true form as the king of RNG!
While I've been dominating EVO, you got yourself banned by the Aussies!
Coming up shorter than Veronica, you're the lamest hero I've ever seen!
Now I'm running circles around this goody two shoes like in my victory screens!
=== Hero: ===
(starts at 1:04)
The true Hero Draws Near, so I suggest you Don't Be So Cocky
Try to dodge my attacks all you want. My spells aren't like a piece of Chalk-y!
Look at this, a teen running around playing pretend with his toy gun
You should be thanking me! I laid the foundation games like yours are based on!
Your raps are like your cat Morgana, 'cause they're putting me in a Snooze!
I'll Take Over your show now, leave you with less screen time than Haru!
Face it, we all know you're just some dorky delinquent Beneath The Mask!
Your chances of winning went like the servers upon your release: crashed!
I'm an icon in Japan, more deserving to be in than that prick Sora!
You're an icon for teen edgelords in black, we should call you Kylo Ren Amamiya!
Still think you'll be victorious? Those drugs must still be affecting your mind
Like the police, I'll be leaving you more red and black than your art design!
Seems to me that you didn't reach Rank 5 in spitting a decent Meta-verse!
'Cause trying to find a good line from you is like a Quest for a River in the Desert!
Clip your Wings of Rebellion, leave you Scrambling back to Shujin
Looks like the game is over for you, Joker! What a truly foolish end.
=== Announcer: ===
NEW CHALLENGERS APPROACHING
INTRODUCING…
BANJO & KAZOOIE
CONTINUE!
=== Banjo & Kazooie: ===
(Background changes to Spiral Mountain and the beat changes to The Big Boss, starts at 0:19. Banjo's text is in bold whereas Kazooie's text is in italics.)
Guh-huh! These clowns really think they're more deserving to be in Smash?
Now we're truly Raring to Go! Let's kick some weeb trash ass!
We've been requested for this series all the way back in the 64 days 
While you two only made it in just to help advertise your Switch games!
Hey, Mr. Hero! How does it feel getting overshadowed by us back at E3?!
Your Mumbo Jumbo rhymes were just retarded! That's right, Kotaku can't stop me!
Look, without us, fan disappointment would've just Spiraled out of control!
If you thought you'd be hype, then you're more shortsighted than that mole!
I Kirk-hope we don't need the Mighty Jinjo for you to get the point.
This student lets his own teacher call him "Master"? Hoo boy! 
We're rocking these golden notes, Gettin' Jiggy Wit It on the beat!
Leaving these fools buried underneath! This was certainly a Rare treat!
=== ???: ===
Hey, come on, come on!
=== Announcer: ===
NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING
INTRODUCING…
TERRY BOGARD
CONTINUE!
=== Terry Bogard: ===
(Background changes to King of Fighters Stadium and the beat changes to Rapcore, starts at 0:10.)
The King of Fighters has entered, and he's about to go hard!
Step to me and you're gonna Face the Fury of Terry Bogard!
Let's take this to the Streets, crank this brawl up to Eleven!
I'm used to having birds take the fall, so Kazooie's no problem!
But Are You Okay? I can't tell based on how Banjo's treating you
Slams you on the ground, I should report that bear for domestic abuse!
Double jab and a Power Dunk! Hit you with my Burn Knuckle!
I'd diss Nuts and Bolts, but that'd be far too-
==== Geese Howard: ====
(starts at 0:28)
Predictabo!
==== Terry Bogard: ====
(starts at 0:29)
With better moves and style, I'll be leaving you greener with envy than that old Grunt!
If I wanted to fight a mammal and his bird buddy, I would've sparred with Duck Hunt!
Sad that Microsoft left you more neglected than Boggy did with his own family!
Really, I would've Stopped n' Swap you both for Master Chief or even Minecraft Steve!
=== Announcer: ===
NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING
INTRODUCING…
BYLETH
CONTINUE!
=== Byleth: ===
(Background changes to Garreg Mach Monastery and the beat changes to Reckless, starts at 0:12.)
You've just Failed-naught at raps. I expected more from someone from the streets
Now sit down and allow me to demonstrate on how to be killing the beat!
Got a goddess by my side, and she's nowhere near as annoying as Joker's cat
I thought they won't be adding more Echoes yet here we have Ken with a hat
Beat this Hungry Wolf into submission, this Ashen Demon's one Helluva Boss
Let's have a true Nintendo rep Join the Smash House instead of another third-party slot!
This is no mock duel. With no hesitation, I'm sure to leave these fools schooled
I rock Three Houses all at once, that's how you know that I rule!
It's quite funny how a basketball lover got dunked on by some Mii-me
Lacked the Art of Fighting so much you couldn't give Capcom a run for its money!
Left you whipped from my sword, now I shall celebrate my win with some tea
No matter how much hate I get, I'll still be a better choice than that freak Wa-
==== ???: ====
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
==== Byleth: ====
What the-?!
=== Announcer: ===
NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING
INTRODUCING…
UH…
WALUIGI?
OKAY…?
CONTINUE…?
=== Waluigi: ===
(Background changes to Mushroom Kingdom and the beat changes to Eat Em Up, starts at 0:25.)
Shut up, shut up! I've had it with all your blah, blah, blah!
What good is the ultimate roster if there's still no wah, wah, WAH?!
Wanted a true Nintendo rep?! They could've put in the one and only Waluigi!
But instead, they decided to go with yet another Fire Emblem-
(Something then chomps on Waluigi and spits him out of the battle. It is revealed to be Piranha Plant.)
=== Piranha Plant: ===
(starts at 0:38)
Screw off, you purple loser! You won't be overshadowing me again!
I'm back from last time! How's that for a taste of your own medicine?!
But that doesn't mean I'm on your side, Byleth! I've got a bone to pick with you!
So why don't you pipe down and let this plant Pipe Up and take root!
Of all the character to end this pass, this is the one they went with?!
Not Dante or Doomguy, but yet another blue-haired anime swordsman?!
Two times in a row, the Mii Costumes had much more hype than Terry and you!
And the last time they cared about you both was when you were given a pair of boobs!
Speaking of which, what's with your female form? I thought Smash was meant for good boys and girls!
You'll never be as iconic as me! My fame's reached The Apex of the World!
I'll be the Bloom of Your Doom, so trying to stomp me flat's not ideal!
Not even my own Poison Breath is as toxic and putrid as your whole reveal!
=== ???: ===
Alright, I believe that is enough from every single one of you.
(A large TV appears in front of our rappers and they all gather to look at it, confused. The TV turns on, revealing…)
=== Announcer: ===
NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING
INTRODUCING…
MASAHIRO SAKURAI (Wait, what?)
CONTINUE!
=== Masahiro Sakurai: ===
(Background changes to Smash Bros. Direct and the beat changes to Kiingone, starts at 0:13.)
That's right, everyone. The director of Smash himself is joining this fight
But I'm only coming down here so I can finally settle this pointless strife!
All this talk about who deserves to Smash more, so here's a hot take:
How about each and every one of you is worthy of joining this game!
You all have your qualities and an impact on gaming history
Complete with unique movesets that bring something new to the series!
Doesn't matter if you're famous or niche, it only matters if you're fun
And even then, you now have a chance to finally shine in the long run!
Now this job isn't easy. I've been part of this project for years
No breaks for me to have, and the finish line's certainly not near
But I'm doing this for the fans and my dear friend Iwata
I can't satisfy all, but I'll still try making this the perfect Smash!
Just remember that in the end, this kind of game can't happen again
All these universes colliding, together to fight until the end
Now if you excuse me, I have more fighters to help join the fray
Have fun out in the battlefield, and I hope you enjoy your stay!
=== Announcer: ===
(starts at 1:05)
GAME!