The Church of Dave

The Church of Dave is a rival religion to all opposing religions owned by Uncle Dave Mike which teaches Dave-ism
== History ==
Once Uncle Dave Mike was alive in the world, he made his own church where everyone that joined was spiked with a small dose of DMT and LSD. Every time they go back, less and less is added so they're more tempted to come back.
It costs 5,000$ to join and 500$ at the door every time you bring a friend. Many of the outsiders not in the cult believe that Uncle Dave Mike is the second coming of Satan on Earth, as he often makes the members preformed fucked up blood magick, but this is unlikely. True devotees just think Dave will soon rule the world and it's better to be on the winning side. 
The Church of Dave has planned many attacks on the smaller faction religions, they think that it will be easier to trample the bigger religions like Christianity and Satanism once they've either stolen the member of, or killed the members of, other small religions like Scientology and Judaism. So far the only religion they've impacted in any way is Sparta Remixism by adding subluminal messages in some Sparta Remixism videos on YouTube telling people to switch to The Church of Dave.
== Notable Workers of The Church of Dave ==
* Uncle Dave Mike (Founder, Owner)
* The Mysterious MrEnter (2nd in command, primary funder)
* Dave (Propaganda Maker, created Uncle Dave Mike's Adventure)
* Dripped Imposter Melissa (Recruits members)
== Notable Followers of The Church of Dave ==
* Banana Mike
* Banana Melissa
* Dripped Crewmate Mikes
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