Edison's Whoopee Watch

This would be an officially-licensed toy watch by Playmates Electronix that lights up, farts and talks in the dynamic voice of Carrot Top as Edison, the talented surfer billionaire and inventor from "Chairman Of The Board;" it would have been sold from 1999-2001 at KB Toys, Walmart, Giant Tiger, Toys R Us, Spencer's Gifts, Kmart and Target for $10 USD/$15 CAD. When the button on the side is pushed, the watch would activate with lights, sounds and Edison uttering phrases.
== The Farts and Their Accompanying 1-Liners ==
# (Noisy fart) Yeah, you heard me!
# (Explosive fart) There is no point in having a tush if it doesn't sing aloud!
# (Loud fart) Keep going, ma'am-I'll find ya!
# (Short fart) Hey, did anyone sit on a duck?
# (Power fart) P-U!
# (Tiny fart) Excuse me!
# (Wet fart) It wasn't me; was that you?
# (Long fart) Indian curry last night; sorry.
# (Really loud fart) The louder, the better!
# (Soft fart) My furniture is so squeaky!
# (Delicate fart) Whoops!
# (Really quiet fart) That just slipped out.