Squilliam Fancyson Interview

Squilliam Fancyson Interview is the pilot episode for The Squidward Tentacles show.
=== Description of episode ===
The episode starts with Squidward sitting in his chair. "Welcome to my humble abode you beautiful bastards!" he'd say before kissing a mirror and throwing it into the crowd. The mirror apparently shatters and a collapse can be heard in the audience. "Fuck! One more incident like that and I'll be deported back to the Atlantic!" The crowd laughs hysterically. Squidward would hold up his Atlantic passport before quickly putting it down and saying "Can't show that on TV, Bikini Bottom's backwards."
"Anyway, without further ado, welcome our special guest (and professional fuckwit) Squilliam Fancyson!" Squidward welcomes him and lets him have a seat. 
"How's the business venture going, buddy?" Squidward asked. Squilliam replied with "Don't call me buddy. The only reason I obliged to come on here was so I could watch you make an ass out of yourself." Squidward would start to fake cry.
"Hey Squilly, ya wanna see something?" he'd ask. "Sure" Squilliam replied, with some hesitation. Squidward pulled out a bath and a toaster from under his desk, somehow, and stripped off. He got into the bath, said "You made me do this" and he dropped the fake toaster into the bath, while pretending to electrocute himself. The bottom of the bath was spraying black and red paint to make it look realistic. Squilliam goes to vomit and the show cuts off with a "We'll be right back!"
=== Trivia ===
* The episode was banned in multiple undersea areas for the final scene, which they deemed "too extreme for programming"
* This episode only airs at 11pm-3am at night.
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