Uncle Sam vs Sparty the Spartan

Uncle Sam vs Sparty the Spartan is the first installment of the Random Rap Battles series. It's the first and premiere episode of Season 1. It pits Uncle Sam against Sparty the Spartan.
==Cast==
*Goofy Tom as Uncle Sam
*??? as Sparty the Spartan
==Lyrics==
Uncle Sam:
I want you,
to just shut the hell up.
before I have to come over there,
and beat you to a bloody pulp.
I’m Uncle Sam bitch,
everyone knows me.
im the greatest mascot,
in American history.
I’m undefeated,
that’s in wars not games.
after this battle.
that will remain the same.
so give up!
you wont win this fight.
After this ill have you bowing
before the stars and stripes!
Sparty:
Sammy!!
what is your profession?
you are just a recruiter,
so I will teach you a lesson.
pick you weapons,
ive got two guns right here.
I’ll show you the ropes,
and watch you cower in fear.
your just a poster,
I am in the the big ten!
I fight the hardest battles,
and I always win.
you think you can beat me,
like so many teams.then you’ll find out,
you suck like the Wolverines!
Uncle Sam:
Where the hell is East Lansing,
have you even been to Greece? 
Sparta has been destroyed, 
for 18 centuries. 
You’re just bunch of students, 
not warriors in armor. 
In fact its well known, 
its just a school for farmers.
Sparty:
red, white, and blue
I guess that make sense.
You got blue balls, white hair,
and you are stupid redneck.
Nobody likes you,
but your too dumb to see.
They want you in the red cedar,
you will be pushed in by me.