Ska Wedding

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Ska Wedding," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining ska and songs from a wedding they are DJing. They talk ambiguously about their personal lives, speak to a union rep, and have a bride complete a questionnaire. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci start the week's episode speaking very ambiguously about a personal conversation they were having right up until they went on air. They try to keep having the conversation but it doesn't really work out. Dillon confesses to Matt that for the past two weeks he's been in Galveston spending time with Jimmy Halloween and Christopher Business, members of a Jeep cult the DJs met during "Coma at Any Moment." Matt forgives him, and the DJs then discuss where they get notary services done.
They are DJing a wedding in Fredericksburg in a couple days, and they take a while to remember the names of the bride and groom. They are actively curating the playlist for the show, but also want to play ska for the ten weeks leading up to their 100th episode, so they decide to curate both ska and wedding music.
The bride of the last wedding they DJed, Sophie Shay, calls in to chat. The DJs then present her with a questionnaire that they forgot to have her fill out following her wedding. The results are:
# Overall Experience: 5 stars
# Prizes Offered: 3 stars
# Dance Moves: Dillon - Positive; Matt - Negative
# Their Marriage Thus Far: 5 stars
They also get a call from longtime friend Dan, who updates them on his life. He was recently promoted from an independent contractor to a contracts manager, which means he has a salary and can afford an in-space pool. His parter, In Crime, who most recently went to space jail, cut a deal with prosecutors and is now working for the man.
The DJs get a call from Philipe Alkazar who is the head of the Wedding DJs Union Local 457, who is very upset to hear that Double Heads – a non-union DJ duo – has a gig lined up. He claims the union has 457,000 members and that they have deals with Motown Records and Stones Throw Records to pay DJs $1 per time they play a song from either label. He is originally from Detroit, and when the DJs ask if he knows Mike Korolla, he outs Mike as a union buster, as he only allows scab DJs to work Circle K events.
The final call comes from Lima Green, who updates the DJs that she in fact went to Kerrville to get a divorce, successfully received it, and now needs them to DJ her divorce party. While her goal was to divorce her partner for money, he only had bottlecaps to his name.
They decide the genres complement.
==Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Sophie Shay
Dan
Philipe Alkazar
Lima Green
==Featured Music==
The Creation - "If I Stay Too Long"
Madness - It Must Be Love"
Phil Cordell - "RED LADY"
Hepcat - "Together Someday"
Glen Campbell - "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Starship - "We Built This City"