Coocaracha

Category:Characters
== Name ==
Coocaracha.
== Physical Traits ==
Coocaracha is a cockroach. But he's not any cockroach. He's a cockroach burdened with self awareness and intelligence, a result of hanging around with magic users too much in the past. He's filthy, big for a bug, and above all, roachy. He can't speak (any accepted language anyway), but became very good at making clear what he wants by means of frantically moving his grubby little antennae around. 
Coocaracha is followed by a gnome, named Nocho. Or maybe the who follows who is the other way around.
==Race and Class==
As mentioned, he's a cockroach. The class part is a little vague with this one.
== Guild ==
None yet. May be applying for the Stormwind Night Watch in the future.
== Occupation ==
His occupations are very varied, and may include but are not limited to:
- Scurrying around.
- Skittering around.
- Spying on stuff.
- Eating remains from greasy kitchens.
- Avoiding big angry cooks with roller pins.
- Avoiding cats.
- Avoiding cooks with cats.
- Hanging around with other roaches.
- Hanging around with rats.
- Hanging around with any other low-life city creature.
- Following Nocho.
- Scaring noble ladies.
- Scaring a select few big strong men.
- Being a roach (this one is a very important one). 
==Family==
Coocaracha's family is so big it can't even be mentioned here. Well, it can't in normal language anyway, since cockroach language is just a large sequence of almost unhearable clicks, taps and antennae movements. And still there can't be a dictionairy for it, since most words are made up on the spot. 
Cockroaches have seven hundred and eighty three (known) words for 'hey look at that small puddle of unknown substance that looks quite edible over there'.
== Background ==
Coocaracha was born in The Park in Stormwind, along with a couple of hundred of his siblings. He lived there for about a month, which is a considerably large portion of the life of a cockroach. 
It was at a normal evening filled with skittering around in the inns scavaging for food, when Coocaracha thought to himself, 'click twiddle click taptap click, twiddle twiddle!'. Which in general common language translates to 'Is this whats I wants to do with my life?'. Which led to the thing a lot of heroic adventurers start out to do: Travel the world.
The thing is, for city cockroaches, The City is the world. After a long and dangerous journey he ended up in the Mage District, and found it to be a pretty good living there, as far as cockroaches are concerned. Until the evening he decided to skitter up that one interesting looking tower with the weird no-supports stair around it. 
What happened up there, nobody knows. It was the kind of one-in-a-million-chance accident that turns normal people into superheroes. Only in this case, it turned a normal cockroach into an intelligent cockroach, and intelligence isn't exactly considered a superpower. The only power he received was the risk of being squashed even more, because the magic increased his size, too.
After this escapade, he met up with a gnome called Nocho. They became friends instantly, through some sort of cosmic force that turns stupid things and intelligent things into friends, and makes them a duo.
== Criminal Record ==
You'd think being a cockroach is a crime in it's own, by the way they're treated these days!
== Personal Notes ==
'Clickclick click tap twiddle tap clicktaptap click'.
Translating to, 'Don't squash me, youse big bugger!'.
== Current Status ==
Doing his stuff to the best of his abilities.
Category:Alliance
Category:Animal
Category:Non-Played Characters