Patrick Marries A Lamp

Patrick Marries A Lamp is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting on a bench.)
Patrick: SpongeBob, have you ever considered finding a soul mate?
SpongeBob: I already have. Grilling is my passion.
Patrick: I'm talking about something tangible, like...like...
(A lamp falls out of a passing garbage truck.)
Patrick: Like that!
(Patrick picks up the lamp and rubs it affectionately.)
Patrick: Lamp, will you marry me? Yes? SpongeBob! I'm a husband!
SpongeBob: I'm not sure what just happened.
Lamp: Yeah, me neither.
(What a twist!)
Category:The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star
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Category:2011
Category:2010s