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Kentucky Fried Chicken (Just call it KFC like a normal person) is a restaurant run by Colonel Sanders from 19XX-2020. Then Dr. Robotnik after that. 
==History==
During World War II, Colonel Sanders tried to colonize the United States but failed. So he gave up being a colonel of the army of United States of UnAmerica and opened his own restaurant. Since he liked eating chicken, it sells mostly chicken. Hitler really liked KFC, and made a ripoff called Hitler's Fried Chicken, however that was so unsuccessful and flopped so instantly it's not even deserving of a red link.
KFC was not a part of the Burger War because it doesn't sell burgers, though it is a competitor of McDonald's, Burger King, and Wendy's. It is written after the burger war they started to sell shrimp burgers in Vietnam, however this is UnProven.
In 2020, a costumer named Fatman spread Coronavirus to the cashier, making the restaurant faced a great challenge. Luckily, Dr. Robotnik arrived at the restaurant as the last costumer before it managed to close down and used the Pingas attack to sterilize the whole restaurant so it could be in business again.
The very next day when Colonel Sanders was going to work, he was killed by Captain America. Dr. Robotnik became his successor and Colonel Sanders was never been heard from the restaurant after this.
== Stuff That's Gone Down At KFC ==
After the assassination of DJ Hallyboo, several enemies (and allies) of the Top Hat Mafia held a party here, in which they got pretty rowdy and tried to smash the windows of the establishment (among other things). Kasumi Todoh also found herself here after a little while.
== Menu ==
* A Bucket of Chicken: $5
* A Bucket of Spicy Chicken: $1
* A Bucket of Spicy Chicken So Spicy that You Must DIE: Free
* A Bucket of Grilled Chicken: $5
* A Bucket of Rotten Chicken: $1
* A Bucket of Fake Chicken (Made of plastic): Free
* A Bucket of Zombie Chicken: $1
* A Bucket of Beyond Chicken: $5
* A Bucket of Chicken-Duck Hybrids: $10
* A Bucket of Chicken-Goose Hybrids: $10
* A Bucket of Cocks (Made of human penises, not kidding): Free
* A Bucket of WaChickens (Invented by Wario): $99
* Kentucky Jelly: $2
==Rivals==
*Chicken With Bread
*Burger King
*Mario's Pizza
*McDonald's
*Squadala Burger
*Starbucks
*Taco Bell
*Wendy'sCategory:Places
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