The Lost Swedish Fish Commercial

Ok so this story started when I was sitting on the couch, right?
Right.
I was eating some Swedish Fish, oh so delectable.
The sweet softness of the only gummy product I'd eat.
But then the TV turned on, with a colorful flicker of noise.
I jumped, practically choking on the mixture of Orange Juice and Swedish Fish.
Oh yeah, I was drinking orange juice too. Pretty neat, yea?
Anyway, I saw two guys on the screen.
One guy was dressed as.. I don't know, a kitchen sponge or something?
And the other guy was a samurai.
The sponge said
"Heya broski."
" Hey bro " said the samurai.
The samurai said "Want some SWEDISH FISH?!"
They both started screaming.
Of excitement, lol. Not fear.
But then all of a sudden, a giant Swedish Fish burst in from the wall behind them.
"I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!!!" Said the fish.
The fish did just that, growing comically exaggerated fangs doing so.
But then it turned into rainbow colored.
And then it turned into THE NICKELODEON FISH!
I was so frightened I took a quadruple decker on the ceiling.
But then the fish started talking to me.
"YOU, OH NO. I CAN'T EAT YOUR SOUL, IT IS TOO SICKENINGLY SWEET. BUT DON'T WORRY, I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
And what the Nickelodeon Fish Trademarked said next shook me to my very core.
"I live in the middle of nowhere in the state of Pennsylvania."
Category:Commercials
Category:Parody
Category:SpongeBob
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