Zomboss and the Zombies Interview

Created by Drek'TharSuperSword.
==The story...==
One day, I was calling Dr. Zomboss for an interview on my studio, R. Giskeel Productions.
Me: Hello Zomboss!
Zomboss: Hi. Who are you?
Me: I'm Othniel Charles Marsh from R. Giskeel Productions.
Zomboss: What do you want?
Me: I want you and your zombies to be interviewed next week. Can you please come here next week?
Zomboss: 'course. But, can you give me the address?
Me: OK. Here it is. 1337 Greenhall St, Lockport, New York.
Zomboss: Leet? LOL. Are you kidding me?
Me: No sir. It's our address. I'll contact you next week just to make sure you guys come here.
Zomboss: OK. Bye.
Me: Bye.
(The following week)
Me: Hello Zomboss! How's it going? Do you want to go to our studio now?
Zomboss: Well, yeah. We're on the way now.
Me: Oh OK. I don't want to disturb you so, bye.
Zomboss: Bye.
(On the studio)
Me: Oh hi there! Looks like you have your friends here too!
Zomboss: Hi. What do you want to interview me for?
Me: Well, I would like to know where do you live, your favorite things and more. I need your friends' opinion too!
Zomboss: OK.
Me: First, where do you live?
Zomboss: I'm not telling you. It's CON-FI-DEN-TIAL!
Me: Oh please!
Zomboss: Duh! OK then. We live at 13 Armland St, Brooklyn, NY. Actually, we live together in a hotel.
Me: Is it a 5-star hotel?
Zomboss: Of course! We're rich, ya know?
Me: WOW! I can't believe that you're rich!
Zomboss: Well, I was used to be a preeminent scientist, you know.
Me: Oh. Anyways, can you tell me your favorite things now?
Zomboss: 'course.
Me: What's your favorite phone? Is it an iPhone 6? Galaxy S6? Note 4? Xperia Z4? HTC One M9? Moto G?
Zomboss: Well, it's Xperia Z4. I have it here (shows the phone to me)
Me: Can you tell me why?
Zomboss: Cuz... it has the letter "Z" on it, and Z4 stands for "zombie zombie zombie zombie"
Me: What? That's kinda ridiculous.
Zomboss: Well, we love the letter "Z" so....
Me: How about your favorite Android launcher?
Zomboss: The Z Launcher.
Me: Oh man! You seem to like anything that has the letter "Z".
Zomboss: Yup.
Me: How about you, Gargantuar? What's your favorite phone and launcher?
Gargantuar: (groans) Well, my favorites are the Note 4 and Nova Launcher... nothing more
Me: How about you, basic zombie?
Basic Zombie: STOP CALLING ME BASIC!!! I HATE IT!!! Well, my favorites are the iPhone 6. I like any launchers...
Me: Please explain why do you hate being called "basic".
Basic Zombie: Well, because I'm literally NOT basic at all. I'm kewl and advanced!
Me: Now, what's your favorite letters?
Basic Zombie: Of course the letter "Z"!
Garg: Me too!!! (groans crazily)
Zomboss: Yeah. We all love the letter "Z". How about you?
Me: No. I don't rly like it. I prefer the letter "D".
All zombies: Oh man............ WHY?
Me: Cuz "Z" is rarely used in words. It's just like the letter "X" and "Q".
All zombies: OK........
Me: Zomboss, what's your YouTube channel? Mine's TheYetiProjectDTSS.
Zomboss: My channel is The123robot. Subscribe PLZ!!!!
Me: OK (takes phone, opens YouTube app, logs in, then subbing Zombot's channel), done. 
Me: So, you upload things that are related to gaming, huh?
Zomboss: Yeah.....
Me: That's funny, cuz you're a scientist, right? You should have uploaded some videos about science but you haven't.
Zomboss: I never tell people about them. I'll keep the entire thing about science a secret.
Me: Why?
Zomboss: Cuz we have a plan... to eat your brains, and your employees.
Me: WHAT?! I thought you were gonna be our friend.
Zomboss: Only now. The next time I come here, I'll hunt you down and eat YOUR BRAINZ!! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Me: OMG, stop. That's not funny at all. Here, you should take these. These are pure humans' brains.
(actually the brains are just some brain-flavored beef, shaped like a brain, and colored pink)
Zomboss: Oh THANKS. Now that's WHAT WE WANT!
Me: Just take it. We don't like it. It's really dangerous for your health actually, cuz brains contain lots of trans fat and cholestrol. Nuff said.
Zomboss: O RLY?!
Me: Yeah!!!11ONE.
Zomboss: Well, we're gonna eat these, then we leave.
Me: Why? Are you busy or what?
Zomboss: Cuz... after we eat someone's brain, we always go back home
Me: Oh my gosh. Why? Just... why?
All zombies: Cuz we always sleep after we eat some brainz....
Me: Darn it! This interview is OVER for now!