Waluigi / DaPotato relationship

"Had you seen her today you might know how it feels to be struck to the bone in a moment of breathless delight! Had you been there today you might also have known how the world may be changed in just one burst of light! And what was right seems wrong and what was wrong seems right!" 
- Waluigi when Wario asked him why he fell for DaPotatoLove is a lie. At least, that's what the members of the Cyclone used to say. That was before these two lovebirds found each other. They are the block to each other's Lego. The Wacom Stylus to each other's Krita project. Truly, a more pure and real love has never been found (except maybe with Wario and Miku). 
Its unclear just how Waluigi managed to win the heart of DaPotato. Some say that he commented on the appearance of the moon. Others say that DaPotato was the one who did the wooing, as no man can resist potatoes. Irregardless, witnesses have reported that chloroform was involved. 
Ignore that its not true who told you that stop lying you little liar I will find you
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Category:Cyclone Lore