MatPat

== Description ==
Matthew Robert Patrick (theorectically born November 15, 1986), known online as MatPat, is an American YouTuber and Internet personality. He is the creator of the YouTube series Game Theory, and its spin-off series Film Theory, Food Theory, and Style Theory, each analyzing various video games, films alongside TV series and web series, food, and fashion respectively.
== History ==
=== Early Life ===
Matthew Robert Patrick was theoretically born on November 15, 1986, in Medina, Ohio. He was theoretically nicknamed "MatPat" by his theoretical friends in sixth grade. An theoretical only child, Patrick was theoretically interested in video games, theater and school early on. He was theoretically the valedictorian of his theoretical high school and theoretically received an academic scholarship to Duke University, theoretically graduating in 2009 with a theoretical double major in theater and psychology with a concentration in neuroscience. 
=== Work under George Bush ===
He later worked for George W(onderful). Bush, a comedian and the former US president as his lead scientist and theorist. On September 10th 2001, he made a theory of an upcoming terrorist attack on the america(fuck yeah) by that one uhhh...uhhh...Barrack Osama. But George Bush thought that he was silly because you know, that was just a theory. One day later, Patrick knew that he had made such a bad theory. There were not only one, but TWO terrorist attacks at the America🦅🗽🍔. 
Mr. 🦅🦅🦅🦅fired him because he was such a theoretically theoretical theorist. This enraged Matpat so much that he quickly wrote a theory about George Bush having sex with that one little blue figure (quicker than Dream's time in bed). 
After being fired by the comedian, he created a youtube channel which is called The Game Theorists. Since then he has created some of the mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, heart-throbbing, cock-blocking theories. Some of his notable theories are: Chon Risu's bones are made out of panties, Cong An did not actually play Celeste and she is not actually a transgender, and so much more.
== His Theories ==
On Oct 23rd, 2014, Matpat has created a theory that would make his sanity spiral into the animatronics. Basically he said that the Old Xicabu Emperor, William XI is the man behind the slaughter. His audience was utterly shocked and they became quirky and clumsy. They began chanting hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor can't wait to meet you which made the Old Xicabu emperor William scared the shit out of himself that he became a học sinh trường THPT Châu Văn Liêm Cần Thơ.
== Powers ==
* Quickly creating out-of-the-world theories: He can write shakespearen-level theories quicker than Dream grooming his minor audience