Mix and Mingle Machine

"Mix and Mingle Machine" is a spoken word song to simulate the speed meeting of the Mix and Mingle Machine from the episode, "Cheer Up Candace". Unless otherwise indicated, each line is said by a new person.
==Lyrics==
:Chorus: (background chanting) Mix, mingle, mix, mingle
:Man 1: Glad to meet ya
:Man 2: Nice to see ya
:Pizza man: My uncle owns a pizzeria
:Candace: Hey, I smell muffins!
:Twins: We love to bake them.
:Gardener: Got any leaves? I'd love to rake them.
:Spanish man: Here's a maraca, we can shake 'em.
:Candace: I like your pants.
:Man 3: Here, you can take 'em.
:Chorus: Meet and greet folks off the streets,
:so make sure that your underwear's clean.
:'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression
:In a mix and mingle machine.
:Man 4: I raise rats.
:Little girl: My tooth fell out.
:English man: I like to dance but I have the gout.
:Archer: I like to shoot a bow and arrow.
:Pharaoh: I like to dance just like a pharaoh.
:Small man: I'm very small, I need a booster.
:Man 5: I'm being followed by a rooster.
:Rooster: Yeah, I'm followin' him.
:Chorus: Meet and greet folks off the streets,
:so make sure that your underwear's clean.
:'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression
:In a mix and mingle machine.
:Man 6: I'm really dull, but you'll like Tom.
:Man 7: I drew a banjo on my mom!
:Man 8: You'd never know I spot a rug.
:Candace: You forgot your socks.
:Man 9: I need a hug.
:Fat Woman: I lost 10 pounds.
:Man 10: I'm into sprockets.
:Man 11: You'll never guess what's in my pockets.
:Tom: I'm Tom.
:Keith: I'm Keith.
:Sven: I'm Sven.
:Rex: I'm Rex.
:Creepy man: Esh, eesh eesh eesh.
:Candace: NEXT!
:Chorus: Meet and greet folks off the streets,
:so make sure that your underwear's clean.
:'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression
:In a mix and mingle machine.
:'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression
:In a mix and mingle machine.
:Chorus: Mix, mingle, mix, mingle, mix, mingle, mix, mingle.
==Trivia==
*Before Danville for Niceness, this song was one of the ones with the most people singing in it. That's because besides Candace, there are a lot of other people in the Mix and Mingle Machine, and they all sing the chorus.
*Appearances from known characters in the machine: Mrs. Fletcher; one of the background singers from A Real Boy (Both can be seen in the picture below); Danny from Love Handel; a ba-dink-a-dink; some background dancers from Squirrels in My Pants (including the background singer of A Real Boy); Unnamed Pinhead Pierre actress and the security guard from "It's About Time!"
**Note: In non-HD broadcasts of this episode, in order to catch these people, the viewer must pause exactly at the right moment as each line of four people whizzes on and off of the screen: there are really six people in the line, and pausing will reveal one of the hidden passengers. Usually these will only be random people of no significance, but if careful and quick, the viewer can catch these three characters. Each one appears more than once, usually twice. In HD broadcasts, all six people appear with no pausing necessary.
*The phrase "you'll never guess what's in my pockets" may be a reference to The Hobbit, where Bilbo asks Gollum what he has in his pocket.
*There are two people named Tom mentioned.
*The guy whose uncle owns a pizzeria might be played by Vincent Martella, as a reference to his dad who does own a pizzeria. This could be true, since the credits of the two episodes list Vincent as an additional voice.
*The boy who raises rats is later seen when Dr. Diminutive shows the small TV in the Let's All Dance Until We're Sick song.
*The man who says "I love to dance just like a pharaoh" sounds a lot like Richard O'Brien, the voice of Lawrence.
*The man who says " I like to shoot a bow and arrow" has the same voice of the man who says "I'm very small, I need a booster".
*Before entering the machine, Phineas says that people will change every 2 seconds. However, in the song, it changes in to "You've only got a second to make a good impression."
*The Old Woman that appeared on the Dookelberry Cake Mix Box ("Raging Bully") is in the song.
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