The Joy of Toggling

The Joy of Toggling is the fourth episode of the second season and the twenty-third of The Blood Gulch Chronicles.
==Synopsis==
In order to repair Sheila, Church and Tucker try to determine how to activate the repair sequence in Church's robot body. Church only manages to find the time and temperature function, but Tucker discovers a small switch on Church's crotch. When flipped, it activates a strange beeping noise audible only to Church. Back at the Red Base, the Warthog begins to beep, and announces that its homing beacon has been activated.
==Transcript==
Camera pans down to Doc and Grif talking outside red base
Doc: So he was shot in the head...
Grif: Right.
Doc: ...and you gave him CPR for a bullet wound in the head.
Grif: Exactly.
Doc: Yeah, I think that's a perfectly acceptable treatment.
Grif: That's what I said.
Doc: Oh yeah, people often overlook to alternative methods of care. Like that blue guy that was shot in the foot during the battle? All I did was rub his neck with some aloe vera, he was fine.
Grif: Yeah, I don't know about all that. I'm just glad that Sarge is wrong.
Sarge: Grif! Yer supposed to be guarding the prisoner. Not playing lookie-loo with him all day long!
Grif: Come on Sarge, he doesn't even have a gun.
Simmons: Oh, well you two will be great friends then. He doesn't have a gun, and you didn't bring any ammo!
Grif: Hey thanks, kissass. If I wanna take guarding tips from the guy that lost our last prisoner, I'll be sure to ask you.
Donut: Oh man, that is a burn. Dude, you just got burned. Burned, dude, burned.
Simmons: Oh shut up, your armor's pink.
Doc: Uh, hey, guys? I, I just want everybody to know that Grif and I aren't, uh, technically friends, uh, we're just talking. That's it. (to Grif) Sorry man, but it's pretty obvious that you're really unpopular, and if I'm gonna make any progress around here at all I can't really be directly associated with you. I'm sure you understand.
Grif: ...
Doc: It's only because no one likes you.
Grif: ...
Doc: Stop staring at me.
Camera zooms through the gulch, revealing Sheila still in the middle of it, then to the blue base
Tucker: Hey Church - if your body is the red team's old droid, and droids usually fix stuff, can't you just activate your repair sequence and fix Sheila?
Church: Huh... Well, yeah it's worth a shot, I guess. (clears throat for some reason) Alright. Stand back. Huhrur... Keeungh... Hoom...
Tucker: Anything?
Church: Yeah, it's not as easy as you'd think it would be.
Tucker: Maybe there's a button on you somewhere...
Church: See what you can find. I'll keep trying from in here... Hurhoor... Oh! Hey!
Tucker: Found it?
Church: Nah, no wait. All I found was the time and temperature function. It is currently twenty-six degrees, by the way.
Tucker: What? It's not twenty-six degrees out here, that's freezing.
(as Tucker talks someone, possibly Caboose or more likely Future Church, runs behind them)
Church: Celcius, Tucker.
Tucker: Oh come on dude, celcius sucks. (kneels down and looks at Church) Hey, I found something.
Church: Oh yeah? You found a button?
Tucker: Naw dude, it's more like a ...switch.
Church: Well, give it a flip.
Tucker: I don't wanna flip it.
Church: What's the problem?
Tucker: It's in a weird place.
Church: Oh you've gotta be kidding me.
Tucker: You flip it.
Church: These arms aren't that flexible, I can't even reach down there.
Tucker: What about Caboose?
Church: Man, he's so stupid, I don't even know if he knows how to operate a switch.
Tucker: Oh man...
Church: Tuck, Tucker, come on. We'll laugh about it later. I'll buy you dinner.
Tucker: (kneels down and tries to flip the switch, but fails) It won't move, it's stuck.
Church: Did you try wiggling it?
Tucker: No way, I'm not wiggling your dongle.
Church: Oh, stop being a baby. Just wiggle it.
Tucker kneels back down 
Church: ... So, you from around here baby?
Tucker: Okay look, if you want me to do this, you can't talk like that.
Church: Alright alright alright alright, I'm sorry, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
Tucker: I wish Tex was here, she wouldn't have any problem flipping it.
Church: You obviously did not know Tex that well.
Tucker kneels back down and flips the switch, and we start hearing a beeping noise
Tucker: There! Anything?
Church: Nope. Nothin'. That's kinda weird. Do you hear something beeping?
Cut to the reds
Sarge: Are there any ideas on what to do with the prisoner?
The same beeping starts fading in, approaching the same volume
Simmons: Well, we have to get him away from Grif, because ...yeeah, you know, it's kinda cruel and unusual to have to talk to him.
Donut: How 'bout we um, let him trade armor with uh, one of us? That would show him.
The Warthog's lights flash in time with the beeping
Chupathingy: (as if getting up to speed) Warthog online. (now up to speed) Homing beacon activated.
Donut: Sarge... D-Did the car just talk?
Sarge: Uh oh...
== Trivia==
*At the very end of the episode the camera man begins to go through the idle motions with his Magnum.
== Video ==
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