Twinkle Twinkle Big Star (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Swift: he runs on a hamster wheel
Ava: “Not too fast, Swift, or else-“
Swift: “What’s the point of this exercise anymore if I have to limit my speed?” he runs on the wheel even faster, but the wheel was detached quickly
The hamster wheel rolled so fast, it bounced around the unit
Amy: she catches the hamster wheel
Swift: “Whew! Thanks, Mom.”
Amy: “Anything for my boy!”
Susan: “Hey, Swift! Remember when we performed our song, Frenemies Forever for our school project for Music class?”
Swift: “Yeah? And why are you in our house?”
Susan: “Well, I got inside your house using the window.“
Amy: she locks the windows
Susan: “So, Swift, I am he to tell you our song is the Eggman Empire’s number one song of all time. They had a poll, and we became big hits in there due to it, because we are-”
Ava: “Number one? You’re becoming redundant.”
Susan: “Yeah, number one! So, we are forced by Eggman to sing on stage for everyone in the Eggman Empire.”
Ava: “Let’s do it to it-“
Amy: “No. I don’t want you to be in danger!”
Swift: “Relax, Mom. We have dealt with Eggman multiple times, and when he kidnaps us, we will be ready.”
Amy: “I won’t-“
The three kids ran to a stage in the Eggman Empire
Sonic: “They never obey us, do they? Well, they got that from me.” he runs after the kids
Sasha: she used Violet Void and teleported in front of Sonic
Sonic: he was caught off-guard, making him trip “Whoa!”
Sasha: she turns Sonic into a ball and uses her Gray Quake mode to send him to Amy
Amy: “Sonic!”
Sonic: “Just hit me. It’s fun when you use me like a ball from a sport. It’s a team move!”
Amy: she hits Sonic with her hammer, sending her towards Sasha
Mia: “You have been stalled, Dad and Mom!”
Ava: “Wait, why don’t we just use the window?”
Swift: “Jump off a staircase!”
Susan: “Oh, nice idea.”
The 4 jump off the staircase and land on the ground floor
Cream: “Excuse me! Where are you going?”
Swift: “We-“
Ava: she covers Swift’s mouth
Cream: she gets the note and reads it “Go to the Eggman Empire to perform your song-“ gasp
Swift: “Uh, bye bye!”
The 4 run away from Cream, with Ava getting the note back
Cream: “Uh oh…”
Acorn Palace
Sally: "Good job, Tails! Thank you for using your money to lower poverty rate in Nutropolis even more."
Sasha: she breaks into the palace
Sally: "I'm not doing anything, Sasha."
Sasha: "Oh, yes, you are."
Sally: "No, I'm not!"
Sasha: "You're helping lower poverty rate in Nutropolis."
Sally: "So?"
Sasha: "That's something. Something I would love to help with."
Sally: "You're still a kid, but with the small things you do, you can help. We will take any help, after all."
Sasha: "OK!" she uses Golden Boost and attracts many rings around Nutropolis and gives them to poor people and runs back to Acorn Palace "So, how did I do?"
Sally: "Good job, Sasha!"
Sasha: "Thank you, Sally!" she goes away
Lanolin: "You did a good job, your majesty."
Sally: "I do need to take a break from fighting evil, after all, but as a queen, I have to help my kingdom."
Eggman Empire
Swift: "15 minutes left before everyone in the crowd leaves! I have to make it quick!"
Ava: "How do we-"
Swift: he uses his hammer and creates a lot of bubbles
Mia: "Do we just fly above every trap? You're fast."
Ava: "Good idea."
Mia: "It's slower!"
Ava: "But safer. Is it really going to-"
The lasers pop the bubbles
Ava: "Well, that's out of the question. Who did this anyway?"
Buzz Bomber: "I don't want your freezing bubbles to hit me."
Cream: "Swift! Come back! As your babysitter, it is my duty to protect you from the Eggman Empire!"
Swift: "Look! Eggman captured all of your Chao!" he points to the sky
Cream: "What?" she looks up
An anvil falls on Cream
Cream: she gets knocked out "Don't say this is accidental."
Swift: "Well, it wasn't, but I wonder where that anvil came from."
Cream: "Don't try this trick with your mom."
Swift: "It doesn't even work on her. She is too strong. Come on, my friends, we need to move."
The 4 run away from Cream
Cream: "If I want to save the boy from a potential scam or a death trap, then I'll have to find a way to keep him from going to the stage."
Curd: "Hey, Mom, look!" she points at the cookie behind Cream
Cream: "What?"
Curd: she kicks Cream "I'm going to the stage too. I performed this for a school project too. By the way, isn't Mia a good girl?"
Cream: "Yes..."
Curd: she runs to the stage too and catches up with Susan, Swift, Ava, and Mia
Susan: "How did you become fast enough to catch up with us and then slow down?"
Ava: "You are not as fast as us, and we aren't even at our top speed yet. Also, why are you even slowing down?"
Curd: "Because I want to talk with you while running!"
Ava: "OK, but let's focus on the task."
Sonic: "Cream!"
Amy: "What happened?"
Cream: "Swift."
Amy: "Swift?"
Sonic: "We never fight our kids out of stopping them from doing something bad. What do you want us to do with-"
Cream: "Trick them into stalling them from going on stage to perform their song! I am worried about their health!"
Amy: "Why didn't you just call Tails?"
Cream: "He's working with Sally to help eliminate poverty from Nutropolis."
Amy: "We're not geniuses!"
Cream: "You don't have to be! You can just think of a neat way to stall them from going on stage so that they can be late! I want them to be late, because according to the invitation, the audience will go away if they are late."
Sonic: "I remember messing with Grounder and Scratch before."
Cream: "Wow! You were as good as Spencer! Also, can you call Samantha if you want a genius to help you with this?"
Amy: "Samantha LIKED Eggman's the Greatest."
Cream: "I didn't soften up to a song that praises Eggman as much as she didn't."
Amy: "Wait, you did-"
Sonic: "Remember?"
Amy: "Oh, right." she lifts the anvil and gets it off of Cream
Eggman: "Look! I stole a Chaos Emerald!"
Amy: "Sonic, you deal with Eggman, I and Cream work together to think of a plan to keep the kids from meeting their doom."
Sonic: "As if they would."
Amy: "What I mean is I would want to keep them safe from Eggman. They could be captured! Maybe Samantha might show concern for Susan! Let's call her." she dials Samantha's number "Hello?"
Samantha: "Yes?"
Amy: "Your daughter is about to sing to the Eggman Empire."
Samantha: "Is there any danger to be had? She is just going to sing to them,"
Amy: "I saw a laser pop one of Swift's bubbles."
Sonic: "To be fair, he did say he just didn't want to be touched by them."
Samantha: "I'm not going there, then. Doesn't seem like she's in much danger. She is competent at destroying Badniks anyway. Amy, you and Cream should stop being overprotective. I stopped being overprotective myself."
Cream: "Amy, just please give me a boost. I can catch them that way."
Amy: "On it, Cream!" she uses her hammer and sends Cream towards the kids
Sonic: he attacks Eggman using his Homing Attacks
Cream: she lands just in front of Susan and Co. "Stop it, please! STOP!"
Curd: "Why, Mom, why? We don't have time for you. We only have 5 minutes."
Cream: "Because-"
Curd: "Don't need to hear it."
Cream: "Why did you ask for it?"
Curd: "OK, just say it."
Cream: "I wanted to protect you from Eggman."
Curd: "You better not get in our way again, or else I'll joke about Egg Grapes again."
Cream: her face turned red
Curd: "I'll joke about the Metal Virus again! I will joke about the worst-"
Cream: "SHUT UP, CURD! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU WANTING TO JOKE ABOUT TOPICS THAT ARE NOT JOKING MATTER! Just think of what you've become, Curd. You used to be a good girl, but now? You became sadistic! You lack empathy! Why don't you feel bad for others anymore?"
Curd: she cries
Cream: she stared at Curd
Curd: "Mom, I joke about these topics because I was genuinely scared. I was horrified by these topics!"
Cream: "Why did you joke about them, then?"
Curd: "That's how I cope with my fear of these topics! I wanted to remind myself to not be scared about these topics by making jokes about them!"
Cream: "That doesn't excuse your occasional sadism."
Curd: "You know why I acted sadistic sometimes? That's because I was bullied in class a lot for being the nerd. You dismissed it as normal bullying, but nothing ever worked on my bullies until I started playing an important part in protecting the Eggman Empire, which was part of the plan to make Hazel, Nails, Heads, Umbra, Whir, Knot, Tack, and Skyler get the entire Eggman Empire."
Cream: she cried "Sorry, Curd, I was a bad mother. You were right that one time when you called me a bad mom. I really was. I didn't know those bullies were not just normal. Wait, how are they not normal?"
Curd: "They distract the teacher all the time, so they never get punished, as the teachers never know about their horrible mistreatment of me."
Cream: "But they don't bully you anymore?"
Curd: "Yes. That's because I chose to help Heads protect the Eggman Empire. But I didn't choose to help him do that ONLY because I wanted to get away from the bullies. I wanted to do so because according to Platinum, education in his timeline became terrible. With the Eggman Empire's resources still intact, the 8 people, or Mobians I mentioned can use them to better the world and eliminate many more problems in the world, including education."
Cream: "Curd, I understand how you feel. Having bullies who get away with everything is hard, and doing mean things to them may be satisfying to you. And I understand that some of the topics you joke about are horrifying. But you know, there is another way to do these things.”
Curd: “How, Mom? By the way, I’m gonna have to sing a song. I have 3 minutes left.”
Cream: “No time for that, especially since my goal was to stop you from going there. Curd, two wrongs don’t make a right. Although that would be a good thing if there’s a sign that specifically tells you not to turn right, in this case, it’s like a no left-turn road. You could’ve either chosen to not take their insults or, which was actually the right thing you did before becoming a bit of a sadist, get a friend to secretly record the bullies’ bullying so that they can tell an adult. And instead of joking about serious topics that can offend people easily, how about you express your real feelings about them by writing a story related to them?”
Curd: “Wow! Good idea! Thanks a lot, Mom! Appreciate it. I’ll try after I perform.”
Cream: “OK, Curd!”
Curd: she runs to the stage
Sasha: she swings through the Eggman Empire and accidentally hits Curd, sending both of them to the stage
Swift: “Perfect! The band is here! Wait, where’s Speedy?”
Speedy: he runs to the stage “Am I late?”
Swift: “No. Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for Frenemies Forever from the Sharpspines and the Rabbit!”
Frenemies Forever
Swift: “I know we may fight quite a lot
I’m trying to stop your evil plots
But what if I told you that my endeavor
Is to make you and me frenemies forever?”
Sasha: “I may hate you, and you may hate me
But we love taking out our enmities
On each other to stop the other from succeeding
Of course ending with you losing and me leading!”
Swift and Sasha: “We’re enemies, but we’re friends too!
There’s nothing I love more than fighting you!
We ironically love each other, as our hate is our glue!
It sticks us together, we’re frenemies forever, it’s true!”
Swift: “When we don’t oppose each other
We seem to be on good terms,
But when you do something that bothers
Our animosity becomes more firm!”
Sasha: “Opposing each other brings us closer than we thought
Like magnets, opposites attract, so we loved every time we fought!
But when we don’t, we could go to the store and buy some shakes!
And maybe when we’ve got the time we can bake a cake!”
Swift and Sasha: “We’re enemies, but we’re friends too!
There’s nothing I love more than fighting you!
We ironically love each other, as our hate is our glue!
It sticks us together, we’re frenemies forever, it’s true!”
Instrumental
Swift and Sasha: “We’re enemies, but we’re friends too!
There’s nothing I love more than fighting you!
We ironically love each other, as our hate is our glue!
It sticks us together, we’re frenemies forever, it’s true!”
The crowd cheered for Swift and Sasha
Cream: “Wow! That song was amazing! No wonder an entire empire chose this as the best song ever! Hey, Swift, mind if I sing the chorus with you?”
Swift: “Of course! I would love you to join us in the fourth time we sing the chorus!”
Sasha: “Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Cream from Bunny Burst!”
Swift, Sasha, and Cream: “We’re enemies, but we’re friends too!
There’s nothing I love more than fighting you!
We ironically love each other, as our hate is our glue!
It sticks us together, we’re frenemies forever, it’s true!”
The crowd cheered even louder
Cream: “Thank you, Swift, You truly deserved that perfect score in your school project. And you, Ava! And Susan! And Speedy! And Sasha! And Curd, you’re an excellent guitarist!”
Curd: “Of course, I am, Mom. Now it’s time to write to express how I felt when you talked about the Egg Grapes with me.”
Cream: “Go, Curd!”
The End!
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