Jonnie

== Jonnie ==
"I want my wiki page to be awful. I want it to describe me and grotesque and love craftian,I want the people who read it to say my name to their therapist" - Jonnie, undisclosed dateJonnie is a wolf in the Teenfur multiverse. The reason as to why bleeding from the urethra/pissing blood is a running gag throughout the series may be aluded to their entire life story of being forever cursed to do such actions due to a deal with Satan himself.
 (Jonnie pissing flammable blood, possibly a reference to a quote by Kaasman)
Jonnie is a mentally disturbed and unhinged psychopath that is known to cave the skulls of infants with rocks, they have committed numerous attrocities throughout the series (such as, but not limited to: Disappointing Yoko, hugging bread, playing Team Fortress 2 without consent, murdering Kyle in seven timelines, saying ew to wojaks). Overall, an untrustworthy villian that is condemned to the lowest pits of Hell. Rumour has it that without the supervision of two adults at a time, the creature will appear.
It is also worth noting that Jonnie is actually 5 years old, as well as having a rising kill count currently at eight.