Episode 350 - The Xavier Protocols

==Episode Description== 
In which we celebrate a milestone with a special collectible episode; there may already be a Charles Xavier in your basement; Onslaught lacks subtlety; Bill Watterson may or may not have changed his licensing policy on Earth-616; guns should not have hair; and Jay once again exercises his questionable lyrical skills.
==X-plained==
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* Onslaught (more) (again)
* The Xavier Protocols
* The many secret subbasements of Charles Francis Xavier
* The Xavier Protocols
* An extremely poor file-retrieval system
* Onslaught vs. the Fantastic Four
* Li’l Charlie
* A circus, kind of
* Lang disambiguation
* Onslaught’s new look
* Onslaught vs. several Avengers
* An unlicensed rug
* The only thing Bill Watterson loves
* Metaphorical Turkish delight
* The Brand Corporation (more) (again)
* Dark Descendents
* Hairy guns
* Caps for Sale
* A really big fight
* A very dramatic EMP
* Why Onslaught looks like that
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“Magneto’s Cape” lyrics by Jay Edidin, with apologies to Marsha Norman. Performed by Steve Pence and Adam Faruqi and produced by Adam Faruqi.
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CORRECTION: There are only three variant covers to this episode, not four; Jen Vaughn had to bow out due to other commitments.
==Links & Further Choices==
* Caps for Sale is a real and delightful book!
* “Magneto’s Cape” is based on “Lily’s Eyes” from the excellent Secret Garden musical.
==Listener Questions==
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