He said he only wanted the legs...

Michael is at a tag sale in upstate New York...
The man who was running the tag sale, was named Richard. Richard Asbury, Or you could just call him Rich. 
"Hi, how are ya?" Rich asked Michael. "I uhh... I'm fine! Thanks, just lookin' around, seeing if there's anything good-" Something caught Michael's eye. A vintage Chip & Dale dining table, that was probably worth a couple thousand dollars. Of course Michael was too smart to get all excited about it, he didn't want them to know how much this table was worth. So he... Improvised...
"Wow! What a beautiful table!" Michael said. "Yea, thanks, it's yours if you want it, 'give it ya for 10 bucks, huh?" He replied. Michael kept screaming "YES!" in his mind. "WHAT A FUCKIN' IDIOT!!! HAHA!" Again, only in his mind. "I'll get my wallet" Michael said. "Can I ask what you want this for? I mean... young guy like you... what's he gonna' do with this old thing?" Richard asked. "Oh, you know... Probably will uh, take the legs off put em' an other table top. I don't know, something like that" He replied. 
Michael walked over to his car, grabbed his phone, and then called his friend Stephen. "Steve! You there?" - "Yea, I'm here. What's up?" - "You won't believe this! I just found this... Beautiful chip & dale table, I think it's worth like $2,000!" Michael replied. "Wow! That's great, what's he selling it for?" - "...Ten dollars! HAHA!" 
While Michael & Richard were talking on the phone, Richard and his wife had a discussion...
"How do you think he'll get in his car?" Richard's wife asked. 
"Well, he said he only wanted the legs..." 
Michael grabbed his wallet, after sharing a laugh with Stephen about the purchase he was making. He looked down, at his wallet, opening it. He heard sounds of sawing... Breathing a little faster... Oh no... 
He looked up and saw Richard and his wife sawing the legs of the table off. 
Michael then had a coronary, right there, on the dark green grass of Mr and Mrs Asbruy's land.Category:Original ContentCategory:Dark Comedy
Category:True Story