SpongeBob SquarePants: All Engines Go

==Synopsis==
The cringey SpongeBob SquarePants Go! gang find themselves in even more shitty situations, but this time it involves trains.
==Main characters==
*SpongeTrain (SpongeBob)
*PatTrain (Patrick)
*SquidTrain (Squidward)
*Mr. Trains (Mr. Krabs)
*Trainton (Plankton)
*Traindy (Sandy)
*Trainy (Gary)
==Episode guide==
Season	Season	Episodes	Premiere date 	Finale date
 	1 	26 	September 5, 2022	March 20, 2023
==Episodes==
===Season 1===
# 	Title 	Description 	Air date
1 	The Train Incident 	The SBSP Go! gang gets turned into trains after a freak accident at Gary's dildo store. They now have to live the rest of their lives as stupid ass trains. 	September 5, 2022
2 	Train Sex 	TrainBob and Traindy find out about train sex, and try to do it on the railroad. 	September 5, 2022
3 	Fossil Fuels 	PatTrain masturbates a little too hard (bro don't ask at this point), and coal starts flying out of him. 	September 12, 2022
4 	The Worst Thing on the Wiki	The train gang tries to make this episode the worst thing on the wiki. Also, PatTrain gets brutally murdered on-screen in a sting operation. 	September 12, 2022
5 	Slurs Galore 	Trainward learns a new slurs and says it out loud, getting him new attention. He then tries to collect all the slurs to become the ultimate slur master. 	September 19, 2022
6 	I Like Trains 	Sheldon Cooper visits Bikini Bottom and is instantly aroused. Meanwhile, Trainy tries to start a new dildo store, this time for trains. 	September 19, 2022
7 	Back to Train-ing 	SpongeTrain has to go back to train-ing school after Mrs. Huff finds out he hasn't passed her class yet. In the meantime, Traindy and PatTrain have intense heterosexual sex in his bedroom. 	September 26, 2022
8 	Plan BJ 	Desperate for the Trainy Patty secret formula, Trainton offers to give Mr. Trains a top-tier blowjob. After he gives him one, however, Mr. Trains refuses to give Trainton the formula. 	October 3, 2022
9 	British PM Pandemonium 	Boris Johnson visits Bikini Bottom and questions how the FUCK everyone is underwater. Meanwhile, Neil Parish also visits Bikini Bottom, but only to fuck Old Man Jenkins' tractor. 	October 10, 2022
10 	The Stupid Song 	PatTrain makes a song about how... stupid he is, but has to try not to get horny the whole time because singing turns him on. 	October 17, 2022
11 	Stinked! 	Peter Griffin breaks into SpongeTrain's house because he needs to take a huge shit, which stinks up the entire town. 	October 24, 2022
12 	A Very Sexy Train-o-ween 	To prepare for Halloween, the train gang start making their sexy Halloween costumes. However, someone steals all their costumes, and they are forced to trick-or-treat completely naked. 	October 31, 2022
13 	Say My Name 	All the train gang members keep forgetting their names, so they play a game where every time someone forgets someone's name, those two people must have sex on the spot. 	November 7, 2022
14 	Clean Energy 	When Traindy finds out that all the coal the trains are using up are polluting the environment, she tries to get the other trains to use cleaner energy sources... like semen. You know where this is going. 	November 14, 2022
15 	Trainsgiving 	The train gang celebrate their own version of Thanksgiving called Trainsgiving, where everyone must confess their sins in front of the campfire and get burned alive. RIP bozos. 	November 21, 2022
16 	NO MORE SEX! 	PatTrain is starting to get very tired of all the intercourse had around the trainborhood, so he tries to implement a no sex policy. However, Traindy points out that sex is very healthy, so his idea is shot down. 	November 28, 2022
17 	Welcome to Train Bottom 	The train gang are tired of feeling isolated from the rest of Bikini Bottom, so they start their own town called Train Bottom. I promise there is no sex in this episode. 	December 5, 2022
18 	A Very Merry Train-mas 	The train gang celebrate Christmas with the non-train folk, and they all get gorily beat up throughout the day. 	December 12, 2022
19 	Locomotive Hoes 	PatTrain tries to get himself some "locomotive hoes", but ends up fucking literal hoes instead. 	January 16, 2023
20 	SpongeBob TrainPants Go! 	(Crossover with SpongeBob SquarePants Go!) The train gang accidentally end up in a parallel universe where everyone is a sexual deviant. The trains are delighted to hear this, though, and have much and many sex. 	January 23, 2023
21 	SpongeBob TrainPants Roar 	(Crossover with SpongeBob SquarePants Roar) The train gang accidentally end up in a parallel universe where everyone is a cat for some stupid reason, as well as a sexual deviant. The trains are delighted to hear this, though, and have many much sex. 	January 30, 2023
22 	Pee Pee Poo Poo 	The train gang sings the show's theme song, while Hoopla fucks a piece of driftwood. 	February 6, 2023
23 	The V-Day Orgy 	On the day before Valentine's Day, since Traindy has a science fair tomorrow, the train gang decides to have their V-Day orgy a day early. 	February 13, 2023
24 	Make It Stop 	The creator of this show is tired of writing episodes for this show, but the trains start protesting. Also, Hoopla fucks an iron rod because why not at this point. 	February 20, 2023
25-26	The De-trainsformation 	One magical morning, the train gang comes upon Tinker Bell, who grants them one with. They wish to be turned back into people again, and Tinker Bell grants them the wish. Then, they all have REGULAR SEX AND NOT TRAIN SEX. NO MORE TRAIN SEX. I'm done.	March 20, 2023
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