Return of the BANANAWINGS

== About ==
This fanfic is the joke page sequel of the Lost Banana. So yep....feel free to edit this, but no deleting the whole dang page. 
It had been 10 years since the fall of the BananaWIngs. But what happens when a Hangry CoconutWing finds the last BananaWIng egg? Um....becoming A FATHER! THAT'S WHAT! The story's main characters is Boo-Yah-kai(super mega smart guys), the last BananaWing, and Nutty the CoconutWing. 
=== NOTE FROM BEE BEFORE YOU CONTINUE! ===
”I use they/them pronouns and is a rickroll gender so STOP SAYING HE/HIM!”
-Bee
== Warning ==
Name calling, fighting death and blood! 
==DA TRIBES OF BANANALAND:==
Updated by Petal of the PeelWings
BananaWings, or less known as “BoomerWings,” were large dragons who started a war and find themselves mocking leaves for falling off trees. They had the most territory ever, and did not see themselves as a lowly tribe of coconut. They were the wealthiest, healthiest, most karen, control-freakish tribe in this universe so far. They held the last location of the mighty legendary banana, and instead of being good dragons, they hid it. They were also BuFF
PotassiumWing’s are small dragons with cream-white bodies. They have exactly 19 spikes on their backs, to honor their great god Potassium of the periodic pantheon. If a dragon is born with more or less spikes they are sent to the potassiPit, a giant K shaped hole
Honeywonk’s are very different from hivewings. They don’t sting u. Lil FLOOFY bee dragons that fly across the continent and pollinate. When they pollinate a flower, they acquire some knowledge of the flower’s surroundings and the dragons there. Then they bring the knowledge back to the library on Honey island where dragons go through all of the information and store it. Because of these efforts the Honeywings are very smart. They are ruled by a Queen Bee. The Queen Bee is passed from mother to daughter. They sit on a big throne mad of honeycomb. They also make a lot of chemistry jokes around PotassiumWings which really annoys them. However their island has been lost to sea for 30009939393038383 years. 
== Prologue ==
In the time of war...
The god of the Bananas let out screams as Bee stuffed him back in. It shouted, angry and mad. "YOU WILL NOT RETURN AS RUler!" It ordered.
Meanwhile as all of the BananaWIngs faded away, a female BananaWing starting crying as she hid her egg. 
"Goodbye, my son..." she said.
With that, she faded away. The egg sat there, unaffected by the fire. He heard the sounds. Confuse he tried to clawed his way out. But FAILED SO EPICALLY. He cried and cried.
== Chapter WAN ==
TEN WHOLE BLASTED YEARS LATER
"MOM! NUUTY IS BITING MY TAIL AGAIN!" Shouted Nutty's sister. 
"NOM" Nutty said.
Nutty bit harder on his sister's tail, eating scales.
"who wants to go to In-And-Out!" his mother asked. 
"I AM" Nutty shouted. 
He let go of her tail and ran outside at the speed of a SkyWing. He tips over a random egg-shaped banana. He picked it up.
"I WANT TO EAT THIS" He shouted.
"Please don't, CoconutWIng" it said.
He dropped it. The egg cracked opened, and popped out a yellow-green BananaWing dragonet.
"Hello, dragon! I am....wait, I need a name!" He said.
== Chapter Two ==
"What the heck?!" Nutty said, "BananaWings are evil!"
"Um....tell that to Ex-ruler bee who murdered all of my tribe!" the dragonet said. "By the way, you are my dad now....how old are you?"
"6 and a 3 quarters" Nutty said. "What do you mean 'I am your dad now'?"
"Oh you found me, and its like um.....fate? So its the most mega perfect thing now!" he said. "My name is Boo-Yah-Kai by the way!"
Boo-Yah-Kai jumped out of the shell and popped onto Nutty's back. He stared as Mommy Coco walked into the yard and saw the two.
"What the...." She said.
"he is a dad now" Boo-Yah-Kai said, grinning.
Coco was confused, she had no idea how in the whole wide world a BananaWing was still ALIVE!. "Wait what...?" She finally said.
"Mom, don't ask...oh can we go to In-n-Out now?" Nutty asked. But Boo-Yah-Kai slapped him.
"Fool!" he said. "I could get killed by dragons in that place! Heck, maybe Bee moved to In-n-Out!"
Suddenly a idea formed into Nutty's skull. "But what if we create a CoconutWing costume for you Kai!" Nutty said. 
The dragonet nodded. "YES, DAD!" He said, hugging Nutty. Coco snapped a photo of this loving son-dad time. 
"This will be forever a memory that will be remembered" Coco said. 
The two stared. "What..." Kai and Nutty said at the same time.
== Chapter the third: In-N-Out Fry Fight Dudes and Dudlets ==
In which Boo-Yah-Kai fights Bee at In-N-Out over a fry....and wins so epically!
After two hours of designing the costume, the three got into a car and dove to In-N-Out instead of flying. Boo-Yah-Kai and Nutty was doing some father-son bonding as they dove. 
"So, you have a food disorder that seems to never lets to not to be full?" The BananaWing asked. "Wow, that must sucks!"
"Yeah," Nutty said. "Mother thinks its a animus curse...but i think I was born with it!"
Boo-Yah-Kai cried. "That is so sad! I WILL MAKE IT MY QUEST TO CURE YOU, DAD!" He said.
They came to In-N-Out. Nutty jumped out of the car's window(which is rolled down when they get to a place) and grabbed Kai.
"You are gonna love eating a Animal Style Cheese-Burger!" Nutty said. He smirked as he thought about this. 
Boo-Yah-Kai rolled his eyes. "Just be mature for once, please?" He said. 
----The three walked into the place and sat down as Coco went to order 13 fries and 12 sodas and 4 Animal Style Cheese-Burgers. Nutty was chewing on the table now, hangry to the death. Boo-Yah-Kai was worried. He grinned cringey as suddenly a HoneyWing walked in. His cringe grin turned to pure fear grin. Finally Coco came back with their meats. Kai was not calm, he was now hiding under Nutty's wings. 
Nutty became crazy after eating all but one Animal Style Cheese-Burger. He ran around, eating every fry and Burger. Bee glared at Nutty as Kai happily(and not trying to panic eat) ate his meat. 
"NOM" went Nutty as he ate all of the fries in the building all but Kai's cuz he was a good daddy. 
Bee's glare turned to Kai who was eating his fries.
"I WANT MY FRIES, COCONUTWING" cried Bee, stomping to their seats. 
Boo-Yah-Kai jumped. "Sorry, no. These fries are obliviously mine. Go to another In-N-Out if you want more fries" He hissed.
"No, I want your ours" Bee hissed back.
Kai let out a cringe laugh. "Oh the tribe murderer of the BananaWings wants my fries? In your dreams freak" He said, protecting his fries as Nutty chewed his way out of the door and into the road, causing cars crashing into each other and angry dragons shouting.
Bee was mad. "I saved the world, dragonet" they roared. 
"No in my point of view, you committed tribal Genocide!" Kai stood up, anger was flowing within him now. "You killed all of the BananaWings, all of their dragonets, their elders and their queen! I hate you" 
The two dragons were hissing at each other now. Coco stepped outside to stop Nutty from killing someone. 
"They started it" Bee said. 
"No." Kai said, his body was shaking in anger. "Your tribe did." 
Gasps from the dragons came. Kai shook off his costume which was a full body suit made out of coconuts. "I am the last BananaWing," He called. He bared his teeth, his body was glowing yellow now. "I will see justice for my dead tribe! For you are a murderer" 
He roared in pure anger. Bee was scared. They was backing up now. Kai now had smoke coming from his nose. 
"But that is impossible! I defeated your tribe!" They whined in fear. 
Boo-Yah-Kai launched himself into Bee. Suddenly a mouse popped out of nowhere. 
"Hi I am....whoa" it said. "The son of the BananaWing God" 
"What the heck are you talking about" sad Bee as Kai didn't moved. 
"Boo-Yah-Kai," the mouse said. "You are the son of the almighty God of the BananaWings" 
== Chapter 4: I AM WHAT?! ==
The room went into a awkward silence as Bee and Kai blinked, confused. Coco came back with Nutty(who was tied up with a stop sign) to see Bee pinned down by Kai.
"I AM WHAT?!" Kai broken the silence. 
Coco blinked. "I am just going to wait in the car" she said, walking away with Nutty trying to eat the metal. 
"NOM" he tried. 
"He is what?!" bee said. 
"A demigod" The mouse said. "Turns out 500 years ago, the BananaGod married a BananaWIng gal and 490 years later, Kai was born!" 
"But that is impossible!" Boo-Yah-Kai yelled. 
Suddenly a dragon ran into the place with a coconut. "THE GODDESS OF THE COCONUTWINGS!" they screamed before dying. The coconut split up and a arm grabbed into a seat from the shell. 
"BANANA!" it yelled. 
"run" the mouse said. Everyone ran out of the In-N-Out as it goes BOOM. 
"Your tribe is evil" Bee said. 
----Thankly, no one was killed
“hopefully your father doesn’t find you” said the mouse dancing. “he’ll be the death of us all because is looking for Coco the Demi-goddess of Coconut-wings, and the daughter of the coconut goddess.” 🪶🪚🪽🎲🌓 🟰🍭 🐥 followed. “Coconutwings and BananaWings always fought over territory. They hate each other.” 
Boo-yah-Kai magically produced banana bread ninja stars from eye juice and and throw them at Bee. 
”HUH?” Bee screamed. As Kai missed pathetically A split in the space time continuum opened up and sucked them all into Daniel Tigers neighborhood. “WHERE ARE WE?” Nutty shouted, looking around. As a stupid little scavenger prince thingy shows up, Nutty. Vomit in disgust of it. He grab Boo Yah Kai “DONT TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN” he screamed. They look over and see bee hijacked the trolly. “HURRY UP STUPID READ THING” they screamed as they yelled. 
CHOO CHOO trolly replied. *translation: Hey I’m not stupid >:(* 
“DID I ASK FOR YOUR OPINION? THEYRE GAINING ON US!” Bee was in panic. 
CHOO *transalation: you suck* 
SO BEE GOT OUT THR POWER OF H2O AND LIFTED TROLLY OFF THE RAILS USING WATER OR SMTH IDK ITS H2O THATS ALL I KNOW ABT THIS AND THEN TROLLY WAS SPEEDING DOWN THE WHEEL ON ITS WIDDLE WHEELS 
daniel came out of his house and seeing what had happened to trolly he screamed “TROLLY NO I NEVER GOT TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL” he started grieving his lost love. but Boo-Yah-Kai knew what to do and grabbed his family and they flew down to the trolly and he went over to bee and they were like “the Banawings were soooooo mean to me and my family and the god of bananas created them as slaves so basically you have no point to exist only as a rememnderirj of what we suffered” 
being the good dad he is, Nutty went to back up his son and said “I KNOW YOUR ALLERGIC TO JOJO SIWA” so he sang alll of her songs. Very badly too. Bee started to melt down and grabbed the seats of trolly and steered it into next week. 
Then they realized something “I wish I had a dad who loved me ur very lucky Boo Yah Kai but now I’m jealous so I must eradicate you” they whipped out a laser pointer and pointed it in Kai’s eye 👁️ 
Kai’s eye shot out another ninja star, blocking the laser beam 😱sending it into next MONTH! “I am worthy!” boo ya Kai shouted 😎😂then he pulled out his Rubix cube for he needed a break from this terrible reality 😅he finished one side of the Rubin cube 🧊when he noticed a glowing mushroom. He ate it, sending him into a psychedelic mushroom psychosis. “EGGMAN 😳 is that YOU????” He gasped. 
“Nah it’s ur adhd man” 
wah Boo-yah-Kai replied 
”ye I’m kinda vibing in the fourth wall rn. Hey there Jon! How are you enjoying this stupid fanfic?” 
”this is a fanfic picachu”?” Boo yah Kai asked felling a bit lost. 
“Ye. Here’s a mushroom crown. For you are WORTHY!” ADHD/eggman slapped a drippy mushroom crown on Boo-Yah-Kai for he is worthy! However, a mushroom crown? princess peach is angered. She comes running over at the speed of light. 
It turns out it was bee, but Kai was too deep into his trance to understand that. 
== Chapter 4 ==
Meanwhile, Nutty’s sister was trying to save whoever the heck is 🪶🪚🪽🎲🌓 🟰🍭 🐥 from a blueberry bird with Nike kicks. “ أوه لا (oh no)! screamed 🪶🪚🪽🎲🌓 🟰🍭 🐥 as the owl’s uncanny uncle ate his majestic combined legs off. 
 
The blueberry birds got baked into a cake so everyone sang dumb ways to die. Then bee gave a war cry and pulled out a chunk of cement and did a TikTok dance with it. Nutty pulled out her phone and recorded them. Immediatly, that video got 1,000 views. “Okay, Bee is now famous. Can we move on and actually try to settle with the CoconutWings?” questioned 🪶🪚🪽🎲🌓 🟰🍭 🐥, munching on some crispy noodles. 
”yeah sure” said kittyrina, who just showed up and will now place herself within the story. She’s part of the main crew. You can’t get rid of her. 
“Come on you losers!” yelled Bee, flapping their wings and picking up Kittyrina on their back. In a moment, the crew (Bee, Boo Yah Kai, Nutty, Nutty’s sister, The Mouse in The House, Kittyrina, 🪶🪚🪽🎲🌓🟰🍭🐥, and ADHD Demon) were flying toward Grape Kingdom. 
Boo-Yah-Kai zoomed into Bee, knocking her out. Nutty eats Eggman/ADHD. 
"It's time for the CoconutWings to rule!" Said a voice. Suddenly BOOM. A bigen CoconutWing showed up and grabbed Kai and Nutty. Then poof. 
== Chapter sghffjr ==
"What the heck?" Nutty asked 
"Dad..do you hate me?" Kai said 
Nutty shook his head. "You're awesome. You saved me. I am your dad"
Kai grin.
The big CoconutWing stared. "I am the goddess of the CoconutWings"
The two looks at her.
"Whip" she sneered. "Is my name."
A drama music started to play.
"I'm sure 
You never heard of me 
I'm a goddess 
I am the
Amazing sister to the 
amazing awesome 
God of the BananaWings!"
"What?!" Boo-Yah-Kai cried. 
"Wait what?" Nutty asked 
The dragon grabbed Nutty and dragged him away. "No more confusion like dimension hopping and The ADHD Demon--" 
Nutty let out a scream and transformed into a monster dragon 
"I am Food Demon and my host is Nutty" Nutty/Food said. 
"Huh that explains why Nutty is so hungry" Boo-Yah-Kai said. 
Nutty/Food pinned the Goddess. 
"My brother shall return," she huffed 
Suddenly she held a banana over her bell and unpeeled it. 
"I HAVE RETURN FROM MY BANISHMENT" Said the God of the BananaWings, floating over Whip. 
Nutty/Food disappeared into thin air, leaving Kai all by himself with the immortal dragons. 
"Oh no" 
== Chapter 6? ==
Meanwhile.
Nutty gasped awake. "KAI?!" roared Nutty. He stopped and realized that he was in that dimension of talking walking animals. He now realized he was disbanded from the group, who was likely still flying to the GrapeWing kingdom. “Are we there yet?” whined Bee and Nutty’s sister. “Not yet” informed 🪶. We’ll just call him that for now. “Are we there yet?” pestered Bee and the CoconutWing. “Not yet” informed Mouse. “Are we there yet?” the two dragons asked again. “Let’s play a game-“ smirked 🪶, yeeting everyone off a cliff. And now we come back to the story of Nutty. 
A tiger walk up to Nutty. "Hello" he said to Nutty 
Nutty was confused. 
The tiger gave him his paw and said, “shake mah hand” 
And Nutty just slowly backed up like a car. 
The tiger is now angered “AUh hAw deR YU, I wIlL sQuEEzE yar EYS 👁️ 
Nutty became the Food Demon again and ate the tiger. 
Ok back to Boo-Yah-Kai. Kai was in a cage with nothing but a bit of a star fruit. He can't believe that literally his father — the God of the BananaWings is back. And Whip — apparently the sister of the God of the BananaWings — was creating hybrid dragons of CoconutWings and BananaWings. His father was standing by Whip, happy. Kai was trying to eat the bars bit the star fruit prevented him and couldn't be destroyed. 
ok. So he was stuck. Hopless...right? 
Ok back to Nutty 
Nutty/Food was eating and eating all the food in the animal talking dimension. 
However, a mysterious, hairy, and brown otter in a hood said, “Come, food demon, and eat all the ramen you please and devour all the sushi you desire and consume all the rice you wish- IF YOU FOLLOW ME!” 
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