The Boys of Bummer/Quotes

:Joe La Boot: Bart?! Are you Bart Simpson?
:(Bart nods his head.)
:Joe La Boot: The kid who dropped that easy fly-ball?! You stink like a dutchman's throw up! Talking to you was the biggest error of my life!
:(A crowd forms and boos at Bart.)
:Joe La Boot: Boo. Boo indeed!
:[Bart runs crying and a mental breakdown]
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:Helen Lovejoy: We're here about the mattress.
:Homer: What's wrong with it?
:Reverend Lovejoy: We tried raising "cain" but we weren't "abel."
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:Marge: Oh, yeah. That's quite something.
:Lisa: Mom, put your glasses on.
:Marge: But they make me look funny.
:Marge puts her glasses on and sees Bart climbing a tower.
:Marge: (gasps) My Baby!
:(Bart is then seen writing "I HATE BART SIMPSON" on the tower. A crowd forms around him.)
:Bart: Uh-uh. See, I hate me too!
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:Chief Wiggum: Jump! Who said that?
:Bart: I hate Bart Simpson!
:Bart falls from the tower.
:Joe La Boot: I got him! I got him!
:Bart falls into a nearby bush. Grampa comes along on a electronic wheelchair.
:Grampa: You stink, La Boot!
:Joe La Boot: Damn it!
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:Homer: Look, we're just gonna take our mattress, do a quick sweep of the medicine chest and we're outta here.
:Homer does a sneaking effect sound of a high-hat cymbal.
:Marge: Homer!
:Homer: (Stops hi-hat effect) Sorry.
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:Homer: Boy, our son could be a real jerk. Hey you want to have ghost sex?
:Marge: I keep telling you ghost sex is nothing! That's worst than nothing!
:Homer: Why were you moaning last time?
:Marge: Because I am a ghost! (moans)
:Homer: (screams) A ghost!
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:Marge and Homer drive home from the Lovejoy's with half a mattress on top of their car
:Marge: I wish he hadn't cut it that way, it looks like a grilled cheese sandwich!
:Homer: Or, a chicken club, or a Reuben, (shivers) or a Monte Cristo …pull over behind that billboard!
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