Screenhog

Screenhogs (Sus scrofa ordinatri, literally swine pig computer) are pigs. They are unusual though, as they have a computer monitor on their sides.
Biologically, they are almost identical to a normal pig.
==Greenhogs==
Greenhogs look like normal Screenhogs, but they are green instead of pink. Also, they are evil. A lot of them live in the city of Porktown, at Duck Island 2.
==Background==
No one knows how they got to Antarctica. Some say they took a boat. Others say the Bureaucrats of the Universal Bureau of Fictitious Literature got tired and acted funny. How they could survive the frigid subzero temperatures in Antarctica is unknown.
No one also knows where they got the monitor. Some say it's a freak experiment. Some say Bureaucrats of the Universal Bureau of Fictitious Literature were having an oddness contest. Again, no one knows.
==Involvement==
Most live in Monitorpig. Screenhogs are edible, but eating one is not reccomended unless you like the taste of copper, because Screenhogs taste like copper mixed with bacon in a blender.
Some Screenhogs have been spotted visiting the Weekee, doing some contributions there.
==Trivia==
*If you attempt to rip off their skin, it grows right back.
**The piece you ripped however, turns to copper-flavoured bacon.
*If you plug their tails into VGA sockets, they become living monitors.
*Some can grow to a monitor pixel size of 1600x1200.
*They have the computer swine!
==See also==
* RocketSnail
* Monitorpig Country
Category:Creatures
Category:Canonical characters