Season 1 Episode 1: Mad Tiki Science Part 1 (Soraladdin Version)

Opening song: Arabian Nights (Soraladdin the Series Version)
Mad Tiki Science Part 1 (Soraladdin Version)
(On a beautiful morning in the desert close by to Agrabah, a cargo vehicle containing some gold and treasure is being driven by three male Arabian merchants. As they rode along calmly and casually, heading to the direction of Agrabah, another ship appears silently above them in the air. It appeared to be a battleship with purple, red, yellow, and black armor. Suddenly, some grappling hooks shot out from the ship and right onto the cargo vehicle’s side, latching onto it. Their attention caught, the merchants got surprised upon seeing this and got concerned upon seeing the ship. Then, the sidedoors on the ship opened and emerging from there, are an army of thieves. Panicking, the merchants quickly retreated into their vehicle and frantically closed it up, hoping to keep the thieves out. Outside, the thieves landed on the vehicle via their own hoverboards while swinging on the grappling hooks. And the thieves are revealed to be a group of male mutant animals. The first male mutant animal is a male mutant kangaroo with blue fur, dark blue ear innards, a light blue muzzle and underbelly, brown eyes with red and yellow swirls, tiny dark blue bushy eyebrows, a black nose, and wearing a white straightjacket, yet he doesn't wear pants and is barefoot. He is Ripper Roo. The second male mutant animal is a male muscular mutant koala bear with gray fur, black ears with pink interiors, a tiny black hair sprout on top of his head, a dark gray tuft fur sticking out of his chest, brown eyes, a black nose, and black claws and wearing a red tanktop, tan fingerless boxing gloves, black bracelets with white spikes around them, and yellow pants with a rope string supporting it, and also depicted barefoot. He is Koala Kong. The third male mutant animal is a male mutant potoroo with brown fur, a cream muzzle and underbelly, short black slick hair with a curl in the back, pink ear interiors, a black nose, and wearing a red long-sleeved pinstriped business suit over a green long-sleeved business shirt, a black necktie with a tiny yellow diamond button in the middle, black fingerless gloves, a black belt, red pinstriped pants, and black shoes and sometimes wields a tommy gun. He is Pinstripe Potoroo. The fourth male mutant animal is a skinny male Komodo dragon with green scales, dark green scaled eyebrows, yellow eyes, a green underbelly, a spiky tail, sharp white claws and teeth, three fingers and a thumb, and three toes, and wearing a yellow Arabian cup-like helmet with a metal spike on top, a purple head cloak underneath, and a white sleeveless long tunic underneath a magenta long-sleeved Arabian robe that is open with gold yellow rims, and sometimes wields an Arabian sword called a scimitar with a teal handle, and also depicted barefoot. He is Komodo Joe. The fifth male mutant animal is a slightly-chubby male Komodo dragon with green scales, dark green scaled eyebrows, yellow eyes, a green underbelly, a spiky tail, sharp white claws and teeth, a dark green scaly goatee, two fingers and a thumb, and two toes, and wearing a yellow Arabian cup-like helmet with a metal spike on top, a purple head cloak underneath, and a white sleeveless long tunic underneath a magenta long-sleeved Arabian robe that is open with gold yellow rims, and sometimes wields a scimitar, and also depicted barefoot. He is Komodo Moe, Komodo Joe’s older brother, and they consist the Komodo Brothers. And the last male mutant animal is a male half gorilla half kangaroo mutant with peach skin, brown fur, brown eyes, black eyebrows, a thick strong brown furred tail with a small peach skinned underbelly, and wearing red and white striped pants and a black leather belt with a gold buckle, doesn't wear a shirt, and also depicted barefoot. He is Rilla Roo, Ripper’s older brother. Upon swinging down to the vehicle, they, except Ripper and the Komodo Brothers who tripped and almost lost their balance at first, landed gracefully on it. Then swinging down to them on their hoverboards and landing gracefully are four more thieves, apparently the leaders. The first thief leader is a man with a bald head with black side hair, and a black beard and mustache, a pale blue N tattoo on his forehead, and wearing a white sleeveless lab coat over a black long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit, yellow lab gloves, and dark blue boots. He is Dr. Neo Cortex. The second thief leader is a male humanoid-like alien with tan skin, yellow eyes, long tan and white arms and white hands, a white muzzle on his mouth, clear fish-like fins under his armpits, one big bat-like ear on the right side of his head with a light tan ear innard, a metal-plate and a cropped bat-like ear with a light tan ear innard on the left side of his head, a red marking on the center of his face, a tiny dark red horn for a nose, and wearing a beige white tanktop, light tan pants, and black boots. He is Preed, Cortex’s partner. The third thief leader is a human man with a huge orange pumpkin for a head with glowing yellow eyes and wearing a purple scarecrow-like hat with a dark purple band with a red feather sticking out, a white long-sleeved tunic with two black buttons and a white 17th century neck collar with one black button, light purple gloves, a dark gray belt with a gray buckle, purple stockings, and dark lavender 17th century shoes, and sometimes carries a scythe-like sword. He is Jack O’Lantern, Cortex and Preed’s partner. And the last thief leader is a big male anthro cat with black fur, peach skin on his face almost similar to a bulldog, and wearing a red short-sleeved shirt underneath a blue, black, silver, gray, and purple bodily armor, blue, purple, yellow, silver, and gray fingerless gloves, and blue, purple, silver, and gray armored shoes. He is Pete, Cortex, Preed, and Jack’s partner. Upon landing on there, Pete almost lost his balance, but he regained his footing. Then the mutants pried open the roof of the vehicle with a big blowtorch, creating a hole. As soon as it opened, they and their leaders leapt inside and went up to the merchants, who are now terrified that the thieves are now inside, ready to steal from them, as the mutants aimed their weapons at them)
Cortex: Greetings, fellow merchants, from your friendly thieves, Dr. Neo Cortex.
Preed: Preed.
Jack: Jack O’Lantern.
Pete: And the mighty Pete.
(In a panic, the first merchant grabbed a communicator nearby)
Merchant 1: Help! This is the Merchants of Arabia Company!
(Then Komodo Moe, with one swipe of his scimitar, cuts the cord to the communicator, making him and Komodo Joe give a bit of wicked, yet goofy, chuckles)
Komodo Moe: (Sneeringly) So close. (Seriously) But too bad.
Komodo Joe: So, stick it up.
Pinstripe: Hand over the goods, along with the main treasure we need, ASAP.
(The merchants continued to give concerned looks as the second merchant secretly fiddled around from behind, trying to grab something to defend himself and the other two merchants. Annoyed, Pinstripe rephrased what he just said)
Pinstripe: You know, “As soon as possible.”
(Then the second merchant pulled out a wrench in determination, ready to fight)
Merchant 2: (In determination) The treasure we have is very valuable! And you’re not getting a gold coin from them, not one bit!
(Then the mutants aimed their weapons again, making the second merchant and the other two merchants back down nervously, that the second merchant nervously dropped the wrench)
Koala: Feisty, are we?
Preed: The main treasure, if you please.
Jack: Or if you don’t cooperate….
Cortex: (Calmly at first) We won’t hesitate to (Screams at them) BLOW UP YOUR VEHICLE TO SMITHEREENS!!!!
Pete: With you inside it, see?!
(Scared by that threatening ultimatum, the merchants gave in and hands a gold Tiki-like scepter to Cortex, who snatches it with an evil smirk. Then Cortex’s group and their gang exited the vehicle with the scepter in tow and then rummaged all of the treasure in the vehicle’s rear cargo holding section. As soon as the treasure is all packed up inside a huge bag, except for the scepter which is still being held by Cortex, Cortex’s group and their gang escaped back to their ship. As soon as they detached the grappling hooks, Pinstripe aims his tommy gun at the vehicle)
Pinstripe: Arrivederci, suckers! What gets shot, must come down.
(Then he fired his tommy gun, laughing a bit like a maniac, and then as soon as he finished shooting away, the vehicle started to skid across the desert sand, out of control by the gunfire inflicted on it. But luckily, the merchants quickly abandoned ship onto a nearby oasis spot and the vehicle crashed and exploded into a nearby boulder. Then with that, Cortex’s gang got away with the stolen scepter and treasure in tow in their ship. As soon as they’re gone, the merchants, all recovered and after seeing them get away, the first merchant immediately pulled his walkie-talkie out, and he and the other two merchants spoke into it to someone, for it appeared they anticipated this ambush for some reason)
Merchant 1: (Speaking into the walkie-talkie) You’re majesties. Come in, you’re majesties, over.
Merchant 2: (Speaking into the walkie-talkie) The enemy has taken the treasure, over.
Merchant 3: (Speaking into the walkie-talkie) Now we sit back and wait for our recruits, and two new undercover recruits, to get them back for us, over.
(In their ship, Cortex’s gang returned inside with the scepter and bagged treasure in tow. Upon placing the treasure inside and then emptying it from the bag, Cortex’s gang rushed inside Cortex’s group’s quarters and as soon as they entered, Cortex’s group rushed up to their table and after Preed slapped some stuff such as some notes, an ink quill container, some books, and even some Chinese takeout trash aside from the table in a calm, ecstatic fashion, Cortex laid the scepter onto the now emptied table excitedly while smirking evilly with his group and gang. Nearby them are three more human men and another male alien. The first human man is a short bald-headed man with two metal screws on each side of his head, thick brown eyebrows, brown eyes, and wearing a green short-sleeved lab coat and dark green long-sleeved jumpsuit and boots. He is Dr. Nitros Brio. The second human man is a short man with the right-side half of his head all metallic and a fake metal missile attached to it, short orange hair, brown eyes, and a German accent, and wearing a white long-sleeved lab jumpsuit, black gloves with yellow strips, and black boots. He is Dr. Nitros Gin. The last human man is a tall man with a British accent, blue skin, brown eyes, black eyebrows, and two tiny black goatees on each side of his chin, and wearing a copper armored helmet and sleeveless suit that resembles a clock over a white long-sleeved lab coat, brown gloves, white pants, and brown boots, and sometimes wields a giant metal fork-like wrench like a staff. He is Dr. Nefarious Tropy. And the other male alien is a male crab/spider-like alien with green skin, yellow stripes on his skin, yellow eyes, black pupils, red eyebags, dark green lips, sharp white teeth, gold yellow tube-like antennae between his head and neck shaped like a race kart's piston engines, three gecko-like fingers, and four crab-like legs, and wearing a purple long-sleeved tunic-like jumpsuit, a dark purple vent-like brooch on the front, two green engine-like buttons on the back, and dark purple rims. He is Nitros Oxide)
Cortex: At last, the key to our future.
Pete: Along with their future as well.
Jack: (Gestures to the scepter) And his.
Tropy: (Agreeing) Which, I admit, that makes our upcoming victory imminent.
(Cortex’s group chuckled wickedly a bit)
Jack: (To Cortex’s gang) Just imagine, boys. Riches!
Preed: Riches and world conquest beyond our wildest insignificant dreams.
Ripper: (Bouncing up and down excitedly) Yay! Wildest insignificant dreams coming true!
(He laughs crazily a bit while bouncing like a mad man, or a mad mutant kangaroo in his case, until Rilla calms him down)
Rilla: (Calming Ripper down) Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ripper! Take it easy.
Ripper: (Cheerfully calm down) Okay, sorry.
(He giggles crazily a bit. Then he and the Komodo Brothers got confused)
Komodo Joe: (Dumbfounded) Uh, what does “Insignificant” mean?
Komodo Moe: (Dumbfounded) Anybody know what it means?
Ripper: (Dumbfounded) Beats me.
Preed: (Scoffs nonchalantly) Even if we tell you what that word means, you still wouldn’t comprehend it with your feeble brains. Or as you’re used to hearing these words, understand it with your confused brains.
Ripper and Komodo Brothers: (Getting it cluelessly) Ah, okay.
Pete: (To Cortex’s gang) More to the point; (To the Komodo Brothers) Komodo Brothers Joe and Moe!
(The Komodo Brothers stood in a straight line like soldiers)
Pete: Go back on lookout.
Preed: As you both were.
Cortex and Jack: You heard them.
Komodo Brothers: (Saluting) Yes, sirs!
(Then they left the room. Then Cortex stroked the scepter gently while he and his gang smirked evilly at it)
Cortex: Soon, you will be free by us.
Oxide: And soon, we will be wealthy.
Ripper: (Giggles excitedly and crazily a bit) Rich, rich, rich!
N. Gin: Along with our new comrades.
N. Brio: Which we luckily managed to break out of prison.
Tropy: Luckily.
(Suddenly, the ventilation grate broke down and dropping down from up there and landing next to the table are two more male mutant animals and a small cloaked figure. The first male mutant animal is a male muscular mutant Tasmanian tiger with orange fur, yellow eyes, a big black nose, thick blackish-brown eyebrows, tan markings at the muzzle, chest, and stomach, sharp white teeth, pointed white claws, triangular ears, a brown tuft on his long tail, and brown stripes on his back fur and wearing a gold gladiator helmet, a gold armored arm gauntlet on his right arm, brown shoulder pads with silver spikes, silver metal bracelets, a brown suspender belt around the torso, a green leopard-spotted loincloth with black spots, and red and white converse shoes, and also depicted shirtless. He is Tiny Tiger. And the last male mutant animal is a male mutant half dingo, half crocodile with an Australian accent, brown fur, brown eyes, a pig-like nose, sharp teeth, cream markings at the muzzle, chest, stomach, palms, toes, and undersides of his arms, a long, thick, tapering, green tail with an olive green underside and white spikes, triangular ears with cream ear innards, and wearing tan pants, a black belt with a yellow buckle, and sometimes carries a backpack-styled flamethrower, and also depicted shirtless and barefoot. He is Dingodile. Upon spotting the scepter, Dingodile picks it up)
Dingodile: (Pretending to be impressed) For us?
Tiny: (Pretending to be impressed) You should’ve have, (Sneeringly) Bosses.
(Then they and the small cloaked figure ran out of the room with the scepter in tow. Cortex, Jack, and Pete were completely unaware that the three ran out with the scepter at first while Preed and Cortex’s gang noticed in shock and surprise)
Cortex: Well, it was nothing to it, really….
(Then Preed cleared his throat, interrupting him)
Preed: Uh, Doctor, gentlemen?
(He points at the now empty table for Cortex, Jack, and Pete, and upon noticing that, they got shocked as well)
Cortex’s group except Preed: What?!
(Then they got angry and determined along with Preed)
Cortex’s group: (To Tiny and Dingodile) Hey, stop!
(But too late; Tiny, Dingodile, and the small cloaked figure have already left the room with the scepter)
Ripper: (Nervously clueless) Uh, we’ve been double-crossed and robbed.
Koala: (To Ripper, angrily) Ya think?!
(He bonks Ripper on his head)
Cortex’s group, N. Brio, N. Gin, Tropy, and Oxide: Get them!
Pinstripe: Come on!
(Then they, after Ripper recovered from Koala’s punch on his head, ran after Tiny, Dingodile, and the small cloaked figure. In the ship’s hallway, Tiny, Dingodile, and the small cloaked figure continued running with the scepter in tow. Then upon noticing the Komodo Brothers standing on patrol, Tiny, Dingodile, and the small cloaked figure spoke to them, revealing that the small cloaked figure’s voice is of a little boy’s)
Tiny: Hey, Komodo Joe and Moe!
Dingodile: What’re you standing here for?
Small cloaked figure: The gang needs your help!
Komodo Brothers: (Panicking in realization) What?!
(Then they charged ahead while Tiny, Dingodile, and the small cloaked figure continued to run by. Then the Komodo Brothers crashed into Cortex’s gang like a couple of bowling balls striking down some bowling pins. Recovering, Koala then roughly dragged the Komodo Brothers along by their tails)
Komodo Brothers: (While being dragged) Ow, ow, ow!
Komodo Joe: (While being dragged) What’re you…?
Cortex: (To the Komodo Brothers) Dum-dums! We’ve been robbed by Tiny Tiger and Dingodile!
Pete: (To the Komodo Brothers) And some small cloaked punk!
(Realizing, the Komodo Brothers broke their tails free from Koala’s tight grip and joined in the chase as well)
Komodo Moe: Then let’s get them!
(Back with Tiny, Dingodile, and the small cloaked figure, they reached the ship’s cargo bay room. As soon as they reached the treasure in there, the small cloaked figure finally removed his cloak, revealing to be a 12 year old male anthro bear cub with light brown fur, a cream muzzle and underbelly, a black nose, white claws on his toes, and wearing a blue baseball cap with a red bill backwards and a white short-sleeved shirt underneath a green long-sleeved sweater with a dark green patch on his right sleeve's elbow. He is Kit Cloudkicker. Then they quickly swiped up the treasure into the big bag again with the cargo carrier machine)
Tiny: Success!
Dingodile: (To Kit, proudly) You were right, Kit, it did work.
Kit: See? With careful planning, it’s a piece of cake.
(Suddenly, they heard Cortex’s gang enter upon hearing Ripper shout out to them)
Ripper: (Voice-over, excitedly) Cake?!
(Then Cortex’s gang entered)
Preed: (To Ripper, in annoyance and anger) That was a figure of speech, kanga-psycho!
Ripper: (Disappointedly) Aw…!
(Then Dingodile quickly pushed a nearby button on the wall, opening the cargo bay doors. As a powerful gust of wind blew into the room, Cortex’s gang cornered Tiny, Dingodile, and Kit at the edge at first)
Preed: (Pulling his laser gun out and aiming it at Tiny, Dingodile, and Kit) End of the line!
Cortex: Give the scepter back now!
Pete: (Points at Kit) And surrender that twerp to us!
Jack: Or so help us…!
(Tiny, Dingodile, and Kit gave determined smiles)
Kit: Help you what?
Tiny: Like you say; What gets robbed and/or shot, must come down.
Dingodile: So, g’bye, eggsuckers!
(Then, to Cortex’s gang’s shock and surprise, Tiny, Dingodile, and Kit jumped off the ship, taking the bagged treasure with, and began plummeting down towards the desert from the sky with Dingodile still holding the scepter)
Cortex: NO!!!! Our treasure!
(He cries for a bit until he noticed his gang looking at him with calm awkward looks and then stopped crying immediately and got annoyed and angry)
Cortex: What’re you standing here, staring at me?! Go after them!
Preed, Jack, and Pete: (To Cortex’s gang in annoyance and agreement) You heard him, people! Move it!
(In the air, Tiny, Dingodile, and Kit continued to fall when Kit pulled out a silver air glider from his sweater pocket, and then he, Tiny, and Dingodile, the two latters activating their parachutes, sailed across the air and flew through the air towards Agrabah, which is very far away. Pulling out a walkie-talkie, Kit then contacted someone)
Kit: (Speaking in his walkie-talkie) Little Britches’ group to Papa Bear’s group. Come in, Papa Bear’s group, over.
(In an apartment room in an apartment building in Agrabah itself, Crash Bandicoot himself, along with his group, consisting Sombra, Tawna, Coco, Crunch, Mohawk, Sabrina, Luz, and Lisa Bandicoot, and Aku-Aku themselves, are hanging around happily, with the kids playing tag)
Lisa: (Tagging Mohawk) Tag, you’re it!
(Then Mohawk, now that he’s it, charged at Luz when suddenly, Luz stopped on a high shelf and began bragging at him)
Luz: (Bragging at Mohawk) You can’t tag me, you can’t tag me, you…!
(Suddenly, the door bursts open, knocking Luz down into Mohawk, stunning them both, much to everyone’s concern)
Crash and Sombra: Mohawk! (Luz!) Are you alright?
Mohawk and Luz: (Recovering quickly) Yeah, we’re fine.
(Then they looked at the door and the culprits that bursted it open are Sora’s gang and even Kairi, with Camille wearing her green dress attire again, Riku, Namine, Darkwing Duck, dressed as Drake Mallard with Gizmoduck dressed as Fenton Crackshell, one of them Genie “Gene”, and even Meowth and Squall Leonhart’s groups, including Milo, Sky, and Sophia, the third latter now a grown Alolan Meowth kitten, themselves. Speaking of Sophia, she is now a female Alolan Meowth kitten with light steel blue fur, pale lavender tips on her toes and curly tail, two tiny whiskers on her forehead, two tiny whiskers on each side of her cheeks, navy blue ears with the interior colored pale lavender, and has an oval-shaped gold coin on her forehead. Noticing this, they winced and apologized)
Sora’s gang and Kairi, Riku, Namine, Meowth, Drake, and Squall’s groups: Sorry.
(Then they approached Crash’s group while five more figures entered. The first figure is a male anthro bear with gray fur, a light gray muzzle and belly, a crimson nose, white claws on his toes, and wearing a red pilot’s cap with a black visor and a yellow long-sleeved collared button-up shirt with the sleeves rolled up above his elbows. He is Baloo. The second figure is a female anthro bear has light brown fur, a tan muzzle and underbelly, short brown mid-length hair, a black nose, white nail claws, and wearing a pink long-sleeved sweater jacket with violet sleeve rims over a white long-sleeved turtleneck shirt and violet pants. She is Rebecca "Becky" Cunningham, Baloo’s wife. The third figure is a 6 year old female anthro bear cub with blonde fur, a black nose, white claws on her toes, and wearing two blue ribbons tied in bows in front of her ears, a pink short-sleeved button-up, collar-flapped shirt, and periwinkle overall shorts with white frill rims on them. She is Molly Cunningham, Rebecca’s daughter and Baloo’s stepdaughter. The fourth figure is a stout male orangutan with orange fur, light gray face, thick black eyebrows, and a flesh-colored snout, palms, and soles, and wearing a yellow Panama hat, a teal green short-sleeved Hawaiian shirt with big lime green circles, and a magenta lei around his neck. He is King Louie (Or Louie Kingston in this fanmake). And the last figure is a male anthro wildcat with orange fur, rounded ears with pink interiors, short brown neck-length hair, a dark red nose, a gray eyemask-like marking on his eyes, brown eyebrows, and wearing a red visor and a white short-sleeved zip-up jumpsuit with poofy sleeves and silver gray neck and sleeve rims. He is Wildcat. Noticing them, Crash’s group got hopeful and curious)
Coco: They did it?
Gene: Oh, yeah.
(Then as they prepared the room for something, as if planning to hide something, Louie Kingston turned to Sora, Meowth, and Baloo’s groups with somewhat of an annoyed look as they watched Crash’s group excitedly helping everyone prepare)
Louie Kingston: Oh, man, Baloo, fellas. Sometimes, running organized ideas in excitement is like working in a zoo, (Gestures to the kids) especially with the little tykes running around.
Baloo: Hey, Louie Kingston, you got to learn a great secret to relaxation.
Quackerjack: Courtesy of Mr. Relaxitron.
Louie Kingston: Oh, and what’s that, cuzes?
(Then Quackerjack pulls his Mr. Relaxitron gun out and zaps a nearby radio, and as soon as it got zapped, music began playing. Hearing this with everyone else who are still preparing, Crash then proceeded to dance away with Baloo to the music while Quackerjack, while joining the dancing with Team Rocket, Megavolt, Bushroot, and Liquidator, puts the Mr. Relaxitron gun away)
Crash and Baloo: Oh, yeah!
Liquidator: (To Louie Kingston) Are you tired of being stressed? Would you give anything to relax easily and have fun while still concentrating on important matters? Well, here’s what everyone of us, and me, will advise you. (To the dancing members) Hit it!
Baloo: Hey, hey!
(Then Baloo, Crash, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four begin singing as he spun a spinning chair nearby)
Baloo: When life is down
Here’s a funny cloud
I take off in the air
(He seats on the spinning chair and was lifted into the air by it. Crash then transforms into Gloria Estefan as the chair finished spinning and Baloo high in the air)
Crash: (Imitating Gloria) He soars above the madding crowd
Without a single care
(Baloo then lets Bushroot and Fidget lower him and the chair down after grabbing a nearby tropical fiesta dancer hat and puts it on Molly Cunningham’s head)
Bushroot and Fidget: And he’s not one to stick around
Liquidator: When problems start to brew
(Getting the rhythm, Louie Kingston and even Sora, Kairi, Riku, Namine, and Drake’s groups and the rest of Meowth’s group joined in the song. Even Squall’s group, who is still working on preparing something in the room, is enjoying this entertainment that even King Morpheus himself joined in the singing as well)
Sora, Kairi, Riku, Namine, Drake, and Meowth’s groups, Morpheus, and Louie Kingston: So, see you later, alligator
Milo: And a while, crocodile
Baloo and Crash: (With Crash imitating Gloria) I (He) know (knows) just what to do
I’m (He’s) gone
Morpheus and heroes except Squall’s group: He’s gonna fly
Baloo: I am gone
Morpheus and heroes except Squall’s group: Adios, bye-bye
Sombra: Don’t trouble him with troubles, man
Baloo and Liquidator: I’m (He’s) gone
Morpheus and heroes except Squall’s group: Oh, he’s gone
Baloo and Megavolt: I am (He is) gone
Morpheus and heroes except Squall’s group: Wait a minute
Baloo and Quackerjack: I’m (He’s) gone
Morpheus and heroes except Squall’s group: The sky’s the limit
Baloo: I love to be above it all
I’m gone
Morpheus and heroes except Squall’s group: Oh, oh, oh, he’s gone
He’s gone
Baloo: Ho ho, yeah!
Morpheus and heroes except Squall’s group: He’s gone
Louie Kingston: Let’s lay it on you, jack
(Just outside of the building above Agrabah, Tiny, Dingodile, and Kit sailed towards the apartment building’s direction)
Morpheus and heroes except Squall’s group: (Voice-over) Don’t trouble him
With trouble, man, he’s gone
Baloo: (Voice-over) Ba doo ba, boo de bom
Morpheus and heroes except Squall’s group: (Voice-over) He’s gone
Megavolt: (Voice-over) Check his wind, babe
Morpheus and heroes except Squall’s group and Baloo: (Voice-over) He’s gone
(Then Tiny, Dingodile, and Kit flew straight towards a window at the apartment building, the very window leading into the room where the heroes are)
Baloo: (Voice-over) Holy cha-cha
(Inside, the song is coming to an end)
Morpheus and heroes except Squall’s group: He loves to be above it all
Heroes except Squall’s group: He’s (I’m) gone
(On cue as soon as the song ended, Tiny, Dingodile, and Kit barged into the room through the window by crashing through it and making it open up. Then they zipped right through the room right into Baloo’s group, even knocking the heroes down, with the tropical dancer hat falling off of Molly Cunningham’s head and Crash changing back to normal. Back outside, the bag of treasure landed right into a huge storage bin shelter near the apartment building. Back inside, everyone recovered and then noticed Tiny, Dingodile, and Kit, with the scepter in tow as Tiny and Dingodile took off their parachutes and Kit puts away his glider)
James: Well, I’ll be, they came.
Molly Cunningham: Great timing, guys.
Baloo: That was quite an entrance, Little Britches, Tiny and Dingodile.
Crash: (Transforming into a gymnast judge) And a 10 out of 10 score! A great record!
(Then he changes back. Kit then noticed him, Sombra, Gene, Sora’s gang, and Kairi’s group)
Kit: Hey! You’re Crash and Sombra Bandicoot and Genie “Gene!” The former genies. And Sora’s gang, the former street rats now engaged to Princess Kairi’s group!
Sora’s gang, Kairi’s group, and Crash: The one and only!
Kit: Well, now that we officially met, nice to officially meet you.
(They shook hands)
Serena: And me and my cousins are definitely darned to see Tiny Tiger and Dingodile not double-crossing us, like they said they wouldn’t.
Tiny: Yep! Tiny and Dingodile are mutants of their word.
Dingodile: By the code of honor of the warrior, sheila.
Serena: Please refrain from calling me “Sheila.”
Dingodile: (Realizes sheepishly) Oh, sorry.
(He chuckles sheepishly a bit)
Rebecca: And we heard that you learned how to fight in combat and pickpocket from enemies like Sora’s gang would use to do as street rats, Princesses.
Molly Cunningham: Do you and Sora’s group still have your Keyblades like we heard you do?
Flip: (Proudly bites a piece of his celery) Would this answer your question, Molly?
(Sora and Kairi’s groups then presented their Keyblades proudly, much to Molly Cunningham’s happy amazement)
Molly Cunningham: Yep, that definitely answers my question.
Wildcat: And can you, Princesses, really fight good, with both combat and magic skills?
Kairi: (Chuckles a bit) The best since training under Sora’s group’s wings.
Camille: (Agreeing proudly) That’s right.
Serena: (Proudly) The best.
(Then Sora and Kairi’s groups puts their Keyblades away, and the heroes immediately remembered what they were doing now)
Eraqus: Anyway, we need to concentrate on our mission again.
Heroes except Eraqus: (Realizing in agreement) Oh, yeah, (yes,) that’s right.
Sky: But where’s the rest of the treasure with that scepter?
Fidget: Please don’t tell us you….
Tiny, Dingodile, and Kit: Forgot?
Kit: No way.
Leo: If I recall correctly, the bag containing that treasure crashed near this building right over there.
(They go to the other window Leo pointed out and then Kit points out the shelter where the treasure is now hidden by the palace guards, among them Don Karnage, Mad Dog, Dumptruck, and Gibber themselves)
Kit: It’s safe and sound.
Heroes except Tiny, Dingodile, and Kit: (Relieved) Oh, good.
Rinoa: (Calling out to Don Karnage and his crew) Keep up the good work, Captain!
(Don Karnage and the pirate guards turned to them upon hearing her)
Don Karnage: Of course, we won’t let any of these treasured goods fall into the wrong hands of the enemy, yes, no?
Mad Dog: Especially not the Tiki Scepter.
Dumptruck: That would be very bad.
(Gibber grunts a bit in agreement)
Don Karnage: (To his crew) Get back to work, you lazy canines!
(Hearing him, the pirate guards resumed their business. Back inside the apartment room, the heroes turned to Tiny, Dingodile, and Kit)
Rebecca: Speaking of the Tiki Scepter….
(Hearing her and looking with the heroes at the scepter, now revealed to be the Tiki Scepter, still in Dingodile’s hands, Tiny, Dingodile, and Kit nod, getting it)
Tiny: Got it.
Dingodile: Hide it somewhere safe.
Kit: And don’t let the enemy find it.
(Then Tiny, Dingodile, and Kit, along with Baloo, Rebecca and Molly Cunningham, Louie Kingston, and Wildcat, went inside the built-in secret storage area the heroes just built, for it turned out that the preparations they’re making is to make sure their enemies like Cortex’s gang won’t get their hands on the Tiki Scepter. As soon as they disappeared inside of it, the apartment room door bursts open again, and this time, there’s Cortex’s gang standing there)
Preed: Our humblest apologies for interrupting your quality time.
Pete: But we have an important announcement.
(Inside the storage area, Baloo’s group went in deeper to hide the Tiki Scepter. Back in the room, Preed took a nearby root beer can and drank it all in one gulp, much to Milo’s annoyance and anger, for that’s apparently his root beer can. After crushing the can with his fist, he discards it in a nearby trashcan as he exhaled in satisfaction)
Preed: I have to admit, that is one good root beer.
Jack: One good root beer deserves another.
(Milo, Sophia, and Sky then stormed up to them angrily, with Milo and Sophia preparing their claws, ready to scratch them, much to Meowth, Meowzie, Fidget, and Stellaluna’s shock and surprise)
Milo: That was my root beer can, you sophisticated punk!
Fidget: (Through gritted teeth) Kids, come here.
Sophia: (Eyeing Preed with a dagger glare, ignoring Fidget) Especially the kind that screams like a girl!
Sky: Now you and those gang thieves get out of our friend’s apartment!
(Preed then aims his gun at them, much to their parents’ shock and concern that they immediately jumped to their children’s defense in determination and anger)
Meowth: Hey, back off!
Fidget: That’s our kids you’re dealing with!
Meowzie: They should know better when to recklessly pick fights with enemies.
Stellaluna: (To Sky and their kid friends, through gritted teeth) Right, guys?
Cortex’s group except Preed: Really?
Preed: Well, tell your brats that they should watch what they say about “Sophisticated punks” like me.
Stellaluna: But we hear that you do scream like a girl.
(Preed almost blew his gasket, but then composed himself and resumed business with Cortex’s gang)
Preed: Anyway….
Jack: We’re looking for two traitors and a little boy.
Pete: And just recently discovered, five other escaped captives, which the little boy came from.
Cortex: And they have stolen something from us.
Preed: Hand them over to us quietly, and we will leave you alone.
Pete: Or if you don’t….
(Pinstripe then fired his tommy gun for a bit at the ceiling, damaging it a bit with some bullet holes, much to the heroes’ shock and surprise. Then the heroes got determined)
Squall: We’re afraid we haven’t seen them.
Genius: Let alone any “Something” of yours that was “Stolen from you.”
Grace: Now we recommend that you leave immediately.
(A short pause, then Jack walked up to a nearby small table with his scythe-like sword)
Jack: This really burns…. MY GOURDNESS!!!!
(On “MY GOURDNESS!!!!”, Jack then, with one slash of his scythe-like sword, chops down the small table in half)
Cortex: (To his gang) Boys, tear this place apart!
(Just when Cortex’s gang took action, Baloo’s group emerged casually, without the Tiki Scepter, for they successfully hidden it in the secret storage area. Noticing them come out, the heroes gave casual smiles)
Baloo’s group: Don’t bother.
Dingodile: G’day, mates.
Kit: We were just on our way out.
Aqua: Well, you heard them.
Erika: Where the heck did they come from?
(Cortex’s gang, aghast at first, then got determined)
Cortex’s group: (To their gang) Get them!
(Cortex’s gang charged at them, but with one shove, Louie Kingston, with Kit, Tiny, and Dingodile’s help, shoved a nearby barrel tower down onto them, making them stumble and fall backwards upon impact. Then immediately, the heroes assisted by using Crash, Sombra, and Gene’s magically conjured lassos and tied Cortex’s gang up together, except for Jack and the Komodo Brothers who jumped out of the way)
Crash: (Transforms into a cowboy) Round ‘em up, partner!
(Then he changes back)
Molly Cunningham: It’s been fun!
Baloo: But like we sang before, I, along with my group, am gone!
(Then Baloo’s group leapt into Coco and Crunch’s Gummi Ship and Coco and Crunch, with Launchpad’s help, began piloting them out)
Dingodile and Kit: Yahoo!
(Then the heroes in the Gummi Ship zipped by Jack and the Komodo Brothers, who missed slashing at them with their scythe-like sword and scimitars, instead hitting a nearby wall column, making their scythe-like sword and scimitars’ blades stuck. The heroes in the Gummi Ship then flew out of the window and into the air)
Komodo Joe: Gah! Stupid scimitar!
Komodo Moe: They’re stuck!
Jack: Well, duh! They’re stuck along with my scythe-like sword!
(Koala, after ripping the lasso rope off of himself and Cortex's gang, freeing them and himself, then roughly yanks their sword-like scythe and scimitars’ blades free from the wall by their handles)
Jack and Komodo Brothers: (With Jack being nonchalant) Thank you, Koala.
Koala: Well, they’re getting away!
(Then Cortex’s gang exited the apartment to go after them. In the air in their Gummi Ship, the heroes sighed in relief)
Crunch: That was a close one.
Aku-Aku: Indeed.
Kit: So, what do we do now?
Dingodile: They might come after us.
Sora: Well, we need to find out why they’re after the Tiki Scepter.
Roxas: That’s right.
Nemo: And when we do, we’ll find a way to stop it.
Tiny: And what about treasure that was with Tiki Scepter?
Ash: Some can be given to the innocent poor and not-so-rich people, the rest back to their rightful places.
Pikachu: (Happily agreeing) Pika.
Meowzie: That’s our creed of the Merry Team.
Baloo: “Merry Team?”
Jessie: Yep, the Merry Team.
James: Just like Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
Rebecca: (Impressed) Well, I guess you got a really busy schedule when it comes to stopping criminals like them.
(Suddenly, something explodes nearby them in the air, getting their attention)
Launchpad: Something’s trying to shoot us.
Scrooge: You think?
(Then he, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, and Gene took a peek and gasped. It’s Cortex’s gang chasing them in the air on their skimmers, and the explosion had come from an explosive flare fired by Ripper)
Ripper: (Giggles crazily a bit) Found ya!
(Giving a shocked gasp, Scrooge and his nephews, niece, and adoptive nephew turned to the heroes)
Scrooge: Launchpad, everyone, we must fly our ground and fight!
(Another explosive flare explodes near them)
Scrooge: As soon as we outmaneuver them.
(Then the chase begins)
Commercial break
(As the chase continued, Cortex contacted his gang)
Cortex: We’ll do what we want with those meddlers they told us about, but bring me and my group the bear’s group and those two traitors alive and unharmed!
Pete: So we can pound them to a pulp!
Jack: Pound them until they’re black and blue!
Preed: Like Cortex’s heart and Ripper’s fur respectively!
(With the heroes, they zipped up in the Gummi Ship towards some clouds in the sky. Inside the Gummi Ship, Squall’s group hung on for dear life, with Rinoa, Grace, and Erika looking calmly nervous)
Erika: I think we’re gonna be airsick.
Wildcat: Then don’t look down; That’s how I get rid of my airsickness.
(Then Coco, Crunch, and Launchpad dips the Gummi Ship towards a sand-filled mud puddle in the desert)
Morpheus: Uh, you guys…?
Launchpad: We know, you’re majesty.
Megavolt: (To Morpheus, reassuringly) They definitely know what they’re planning. (To himself, concerned) I hope.
(Up in the air behind the Gummi Ship, Ripper charged at them, ready to light another explosive flare)
Ripper: (Laughing crazily a bit, in a sing-song voice) Nowhere to run!
(In the Gummi Ship, Scrooge is also worried as Morpheus is)
Scrooge: Launchpad, guys…!
Coco: Calm down!
Launchpad: Brace yourselves, everyone, Mr. McD!
(Then he pulled a nearby lever and the Gummi Ship’s wings’ flaps opened and then the Gummi Ship zipped up quickly just when it almost impacted the mud puddle. Caught by surprise, Ripper crashed into the mud puddle. Recovering and his lower part of his body, arms, and hands all muddied, he got really livid)
Ripper: Ooh! You got me dirty! I’m dirtied in some…!
(Then he saw the mud and got happy)
Ripper: Ooh, ooh! Mud! I’m gonna build some mud sandcastles!
(Then he began to build a muddied sand pile in the mud still, but then Cortex’s gang arrived, all annoyed and Cortex’s group clearing their throats impatiently while the Komodo Brothers got confused)
Komodo Brothers: What’re you doing, Ripper?
Ripper: (Happily clueless) Building a mud sandcastle. Wanna play?
(A short pause, then Cortex’s group chuckles dryly a bit, and then Cortex screamed a bit in a fury, making Preed roughly and angrily grab Ripper by his throat, yanking his mud-covered lower part of his body, arms, and hands out of the mud puddle)
Ripper: (Choking a bit) Nice grip.
Cortex: WHO CARES ABOUT MUD SANDCASTLES?!!!
Jack: WE NEED TO GET THOSE MEDDLERS!!!!
(Then Koala yanks Ripper’s mud-covered skimmer out of the mud puddle and takes a look at the skimmer)
Koala: Uh, this skimmer’s engine is really jammed by the mud.
(Aghast and shocked to hear that, Cortex’s group got sarcastic while Preed drops Ripper on purpose)
Preed: (Sarcastically) And Ripper’s skimmer’s engine is jammed?!
Pete: (Sarcastically) Oh, no! Not the engine!
Jack: (Sarcastically) It’s the metaphorical end of the world!
Cortex: (Sarcastically) Whatever shall we do about it?!
(Then Cortex’s group got serious and angry even more)
Cortex: (Seriously) Then clean it up!
Cortex’s group except Cortex: (Seriously) Fix the engine!
Tropy: You heard them!
N. Gin: We need to fix it!
N. Brio: And go after our meddlers!
(Doing what they ordered, Cortex’s gang, except Ripper, immediately went to work on cleaning and repairing Ripper’s skimmer. Ripper, on the other hand, upon recovery, then begins building a sandcastle while happily humming a bit, his muddied lower part of his body, arms, and hands now saturated in sand on the mud. Until suddenly, Pinstripe, upon seeing this, got annoyed and after storming up to Ripper, he destroyed the attempted sandcastle building with one stomp from his foot, sending some sand flying into Ripper’s eyes, temporally blinding him)
Ripper: (Screams a bit) I can’t see! I’m blind!
Pinstripe: (Grabs him by his straightjacket collar) You will be completely blind by the sand if you don’t help us fix your stupid skimmer!
(He throws him next to his skimmer, which is now being cleaned and repaired by Cortex’s gang. Upon recovered, Ripper blew a raspberry at Pinstripe secretly and then, after the Komodo Brothers wiped his eyes clean, fixing his eyesight, bitterly went to help work on cleaning and fixing his skimmer with Cortex’s gang)
Ripper: (To the Komodo Brothers) Touchy!
Komodo Brothers: (Shrugs) I’ll say.
(Then they resumed work. With the heroes, they cheered a bit)
Tiny: That was cool!
Dingodile: That was one of the best showpony Gummi Ship flight stunts I’ve ever seen, mates!
Crash: (Transforms into Charles Lindbergh) You ain’t seen nothing yet, ace.
(Then he changes back. Then Dingodile asked away to Sora’s group)
Dingodile: Does your former genie friend always do those transformations and improvisations?
Sora’s group: Yeah.
Ash: You’ll get used to it.
Kaya: (While Eevee happily chirps a bit in agreement) It’s normal of him.
Crash: (Agreeing) And I, along with Sombra and Gene, happen to be a great dancer, singer, performer, and storyteller.
Sombra and Gene: Yep!
Tawna: They even told great bedtime stories for our kids at bedtime.
Kids members of Merry Team except Kit and Molly Cunningham: That’s true.
Crash: And Sombra, Gene, and I perform for improvisation to make it realistic as possible.
Sombra: For entertainment purposes.
Gene: And boy, oh boy, are we popular on that.
(Then the heroes flew back to Agrabah. Later back on the street after landing, the heroes then took Baloo’s group to Sora’s gang’s old hideout)
Tiny: So, this is where you formally live before?
Sora’s gang: Yep.
Dingodile: But question; Why were you living as street rats without families?
(Sora’s group and even Kaya hesitated)
Kairi: Uh, Dingodile, I don’t think it’s a good idea to talk about it.
Flip: It scars them good.
Dingodile: (Confused) Why?
(Then after seeing Sora’s group and Kaya clear their throats upon them pointing at their old picture shrine of their deceased parents, he, along with Baloo’s group, immediately realized)
Dingodile: (Realizing) Oh, I get it. Scarred past.
Sora’s group and Kaya: Yeah.
Flip, Leo, and Pikachu: (Nods in agreement while Moonshee, Eevee, and Icarus chirps a bit in agreement) So, drop it. (Pika pika.)
Nemo: And until we are ready to talk about it eventually, let’s not bring it up anymore.
Camille: And only until they decide to talk about it.
(After contemplating, Baloo’s group gave in in agreement)
Baloo’s group: Granted.
(Then Wildcat looked at the piping in the room)
Wildcat: But golly, look at all these old pipes! The old aqueducts of Agrabah.
Louie Kingston: Enough to keep you warmed up and cooled down during the winter and summer times.
Baloo: And yet you lived the poor life.
Kit: Stealing to survive the hardships.
Molly Cunningham: Living on….
(Rebecca clears her throat to Molly Cunningham, reminding her of what Sora’s group and Kaya just told them about their past, making Molly Cunningham remember in realization and then rephrase it)
Molly Cunningham: Living on the hard life.
Rebecca: Exactly.
Flip: Well, technically, the former hard life.
(Rebecca then noticed a nearby burnt cigar case)
Rebecca: Were you seriously former smokers as well?
(Surprised upon hearing her ask that, Flip immediately rushed over to it and scooped it up with his broomstick and dustpan)
Flip: (To himself) Forgot to dump these. (To Rebecca) Well, technically, I was the former smoker.
Lollie: But he thankfully quit.
Meowth and Namine’s groups except Lollie: It’s true.
Rebecca: (Relieved) Oh, good. Because smoking is bad for your health.
Louie Kingston: Did you find yourself a new healthy addiction you can cling onto, cuz?
Flip: Yep.
Fidget: (Nods) And strawberries happen to be my favorite fruit.
Quackerjack: (While he and Flip present some vegetables) Eating vegetables.
Liquidator: (Agreeing) They’re good for your body than smoking is.
Megavolt: (To Baloo’s group, gesturing to Flip) And Flippy here, (To us readers) not to be confused with Ven’s Dream Eater pet’s name, (To Baloo’s group) is also a little bit addicted to some good coffee.
Flip: (Proudly agreeing while dumping the burnt cigar case inside the dumpster outside the window) The best of the best with less caffeine, and yes, rest assured, I also brush my teeth to keep them healthy and white.
(He grins, showing his white healthy teeth, impressing Baloo’s group)
Baloo’s group: That’s great.
Kit: At least you have good common sense for a guy dressed like a clown.
(Flip chuckles a bit in flattery and then took five celery sticks, gives the other four to Pikachu, Meowth, Megavolt, and Quackerjack, and he, Pikachu, Meowth, Megavolt, and Quackerjack bite a piece of their own off, and ate them while Fidget took a strawberry and eats it. Back in the palace later, the heroes, with Drake and Fenton now dressed as Darkwing and Gizmoduck again, Nemo wearing his adventurer outfit that is the same attire he wore when he was a prince, and Camille wearing her new main attire and belt and now including Don Karnage, Mad Dog, Dumptruck, and Gibber, are now packing supplies with Baloo’s group)
Squall’s group: All ready?
Heroes: (All packed up) Yes!
Gosalyn: All ready to go check where Cortex’s gang is working for over the Tiki Scepter.
Honker: In the nearby jungle.
Squall’s group: (Nods) Good.
Squall, Volteer, Eraqus, and Morpheus: Best wishes.
Rinoa, Grace, and Erika: Stay safe.
Squall’s group: And good luck.
(The heroes saluted to them, and then they flew off in the Gummi Ship to the jungle. In the jungle itself, they flew through the trees’ canopies carefully and then landed at a jungle oasis. After disembarking, they got prepared)
Don Karnage: Now, everyone stay in your party groups combined with buddy systems.
Dumptruck: And not to be confused with a party party.
Don Karnage: (To Dumptruck, nonchalantly) Thank you for clearing up the misunderstanding of analogies, Dumptruck. (To the heroes, seriously, gestures to Sora’s group) And as for the buddy system, I am not completely buddies with the street rats.
Mad Dog: So, in other words, we’re going with them.
(Gibber whispers a bit to Baloo’s group, but they got confused)
Rebecca: Wait, what?
Louie Kingston: Gibber was so quiet as a mouse, we didn’t clearly hear what he just whispered.
(Annoyed, Gibber whispers a bit a little more clearly, yet we don’t hear or understand what he’s saying to them, making them realize)
Baloo’s group: Oh, to supervise them.
Dingodile: In other words, you don’t trust these mates?
Don Karnage: Nokey-dokey, pig-face.
Dingodile: (Nonchalantly in annoyance) I’m a half dingo, half crocodile mutant, not a half dingo, half crocodile, and half pig mutant.
Bushroot: (Missing the point) But your crocodile snout does kinda resemble a pig’s nose.
Dingodile: (In annoyance) I am not a pig, Bushroot!
Bushroot: (In annoyance, fanning his own face) Sorry! And no offense, you need a breath mint.
(Annoyance turned into confusion, Dingodile exhaled on his hand and then smelled it, then reeked in disgust)
Dingodile: (In disgust) Ooh-whee! You’re right, mate. My breath does stink.
Don Karnage: (Impatiently) Would you kindly hurry up with the party split up and search for the baddy two-shoed criminals already?!
Megavolt: (Also impatiently in agreement) We’re wasting time!
Quackerjack: Okay, okay! Get a grip, Sparky.
Flip: Yeah, Sparky. Come on.
(Then the heroes split into three party groups while Megavolt angrily groaned a bit in annoyance)
Megavolt: (Angrily groans a bit in annoyance) Don’t call me “Sparky!”
(With one party group, consisting Darkwing and Riku’s groups, they searched around one part of the jungle)
Riku: Any sign?
(Winter smelled a bit with the Dream Eater pets, but they shook their heads no in defeat)
Winter: Nothing so far.
(They suddenly stopped upon hearing something in suspicion and confusion)
Oompo: (Whispering) What was that?
Boomps except Oompo: (Whispering) Something bad?
(They listened, and then after a twig nearby snapped, they aimed their weapons, only to realize that the noise came from some pack of kit foxes emerging from a bush, much to their relief)
Genius: (Relieved) Just a pack of kit foxes.
(The kit fox pack saw them and after a brief staring contest between both groups as Darkwing’s group lowered their weapons slowly, the kit fox pack then resumed their business and left)
Oompi: Well, we better get back to our business as well.
Darkwing’s group except Oompi: (Agreeing) Yeah. (Yep, yep, yep.) (Yes.)
(Then they resumed their search. With the second party group, consisting Don Karnage, Mad Dog, Dumptruck, Gibber, Crash’s group, and Sora’s gang, except Flip and Pikachu, they searched in another part of the jungle when suddenly, they heard Tawna let out a brief scream, startling them)
Crash: (Panicked) What, what is it?!
(Then they immediately calmed down upon noticing Tawna wince a bit in embarrassment and then showed her broken fingernail)
Tawna: (Sheepishly) Sorry, I literally broke a nail on accident.
Don Karnage: (Rolls his eyes in annoyance, sarcastically) Sorry for your fingernail, Tawna.
Mad Dog: (Cluelessly missing the point) Is it broken that bad?
Dumptruck: (Agreeing cluelessly) I can file it for you.
Don Karnage: (To Mad Dog and Dumptruck, in annoyance) Now is not the time for manicures!
Ash: Relax, Karnagie, it’s just an accidental broken nail.
Don Karnage: (In annoyance, calming his anger down) It’s “Karnage.” “Karnage!” Not “Karny,” not “Karnagie.” (Enunciating) “Karnage.”
Ash: (Nonchalantly) Okay, okay, we get it, (Mockingly and nonchalantly while Icarus mockingly chirps a bit in agreement, as if making a mocking fanfare) Captain Don Karnage.
Don Karnage: (Nonchalantly) You and that flying rat didn’t have to rub that mockery in my face, boy.
Sora’s group: (Aghast) Icarus a rat?!
Crash: (Imitating Joe Pesci) Oh! What’d you call him?!
(Icarus chirps angrily a bit in agreement)
Crash: (Transforms into and imitates James Cagney) You better apologize to the non-dirty squirrel and not a rat.
(Icarus nods in agreement in an indignant way, making Don Karnage apologize in a nonchalant tone)
Don Karnage: (Nonchalantly) Fine, my humblest apologies. I meant flying rodent.
Nemo: (While Crash changes back to normal) Technically, Icarus is a flying squirrel, not a rat.
Crash: (In his normal voice, showing a magically conjured chart comparing the images of a rat and a flying squirrel, pointing at the images) Big difference.
Don Karnage: Well, my apologies and excuuuuuse me, the great Don Karnage, for insulting your best friend pet!
Nemo: Hey, don’t apologize to me, apologize to my flying rat!
(They got surprised and shocked on what Nemo just accidentally called Icarus, that even Icarus got angrily offended)
Crash: (Disperses the chart) Uh, Nemo, take it back at once.
Nemo: (To Crash, sheepishly) Yeah. (To Icarus, apologetically) Sorry, Icarus. It just slipped out.
Crash: (Agreeing) Your best buddy means well.
Gene: (Agreeing) And he didn’t mean it.
Nemo: (Nods) Yeah.
Leo: So, no grudges.
(Icarus, after pondering a bit, nods in forgiveness to him, happily chirping a bit)
Nemo: (Chuckles a bit) I’m glad you accepted mine and Don Karnage’s apology, since you’re my best friend than just a pet.
Crash: All’s well that ends well.
Sora and Ash: (Agreeing) I’ll say.
Don Karnage: (Scoffs nonchalantly) Whatever.
(Then they resumed their search while Tawna lets Crash, Sabrina, and even Dumptruck file her broken fingernail and other fingernails via a traveling manicure, fixing it up, with Crash and Sabrina transforming themselves into nail spa employees and Crash conjuring up the items they need for the manicure. Then with the last party group, consisting Kairi, Namine, Meowth, and Baloo’s groups, Flip, and Pikachu, they searched in another part of the jungle as well)
Camille: Something tells me it’s quiet.
Namine's group, Team Rocket, and Meowzie: Too quiet.
Sophia: (Jokingly) And this jungle is dense.
Fearsome Four, Flip, Milo, and Sky: (Jokingly) Too dense.
Rebecca: Uh, that’s not the point they’re saying here, guys.
(Suddenly, they heard some voices nearby in another area from afar. They peeked from a nearby bush and saw Cortex’s gang, with Ripper and his skimmer all cleaned up and fixed from the mud now, talking with some shadowy figures in a glen due to some shadows in the area by the trees’ canopies blocking out the sunlight with their shadows. They then silently listened in)
Pinstripe: And then it took us two hours to clean up and fix Ripper’s skimmer! Two hours!
Rilla: And man, oh man, Ripper is such a crybaby when it comes to bathtime!
Ripper: It’s not my fault I hate soap!
Oxide: Oh, grow up, at least you’re cleaned!
Ripper: (Braggingly) I prefer spongies to wash me!
(Then Kairi’s group heard a familiar voice speaking sarcastically and they realized in shock whose voice that is)
Familiar male voice: (Voice-over, sarcastically) Well, good for you, Ripper.
(Then the shadowy figures storms up to Cortex’s gang in calm anger, revealing themselves to be Ruggedo the Nome King’s gang, except the now already deceased Hunter J and Splatter Phoenix from the last story, themselves. Even Negaduck, Demidevimon, Shere Khan, and Dijon, who originally worked for the now already deceased Myotismon’s group in the last two stories, are with them)
Ruggedo: But sponges don’t count as soap!
Ripper: Says who, Ruggy?
Ruggedo: Says me! No spongies for you!
Rilla: (Breaking the argument up) Just let it go, Ripper.
(Then they resumed business as Kairi’s group got angry and determined upon realizing Ruggedo’s gang is associated with Cortex’s group all along for the Tiki Scepter for some reason)
Negaduck: So, how are we gonna get the Tiki Scepter back from those meddlers now?
Bulba: Especially those meddling street rats named Sora, Nemo, and Ash Ketchum?
(During this conversation, Kairi’s group activated the SOS beeper in silent mode on Kairi and Camille’s watches for Sora and Darkwing’s groups. Elsewhere in the two areas of the jungle, Sora and Darkwing’s groups got the SOS message and ran to the direction of Kairi’s group’s location. Back with them as soon as that’s done, Kairi’s group turned the SOS beeper and its silent mode off and proceeded to sneak away)
Shere Khan: (Voice-overo, at the same time Kairi’s group deactivated the SOS beeper and its silent mode) All we can assume is that they would refuse to surrender the Tiki Scepter.
(Then suddenly, Oxide noticed Kairi’s group sneaking off and quietly cleared his throat to Ruggedo and Cortex’s gang, getting their attention)
Ruggedo and Cortex’s gangs except Oxide: What?
(They also noticed Kairi’s group quietly sneaking away as well, and then they slowly and calmly smirked evilly, as if they have a plan now. With Kairi’s group, they ran to meet up with Sora and Darkwing’s groups)
Baloo: Let’s hope we warn our comrades of time!
Jessie: And it’s no surprise that Ruggedo’s gang, especially Negaduck’s group, were associated with those jerks!
Fidget: Even after Myotismon’s group, Splatter Phoenix, and Hunter J’s deaths.
(Suddenly, some figures stepped in front of Kairi’s group, stopping them in their tracks, much to their shock and surprise. It’s Ruggedo and Cortex’s gangs)
Cortex: Ah, hello, Princesses, guys.
Negaduck: Long time, no see.
Pinstripe: Si, Princesses’ group?
Negaduck: And surprise, surprise, surprise, Fidget, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four are still with you.
Shere Khan: Especially with Camille with her new tacky belt.
Camille: (In indignant anger) Hey! My father and aunts and uncles gave me this belt!
Kairi, Serena, Fidget, Meowzie, Stellaluna, Milo, Sophia, Sky, Team Rocket, and Fearsome Four: (In Indignant anger) Yeah!
Meowth: And Meowzie is also my wife!
Fidget: Along with Stellaluna as my wife!
Meowzie and Stellaluna: (Nods in angry agreement) That's right!
Bulba: (Mockingly) Well, well, congratulations for the both of you on getting hitched. (Noticing Milo, Sophia, and Sky with Meowth and Meowzie and Fidget and Stellaluna respectively) And you, which we didn't realize from Cortex's gang back at the apartment before, got really busy.
(Then Kairi’s main group pulled their Keyblades out and then they and their group got determined, ready to fight)
Aqua: We like to see you try and mess with us!
(Then both sides battled it out, with Kairi’s main group now more like expert fighters with their combat and magic skills thanks to Sora’s group’s training before. Suddenly, just after Bushroot sprayed some pollen from his hair at the Komodo Brothers, making them sneeze a bit and then blow their noses to clear their sinuses up with their own pale purple handkerchiefs they pulled out from their own robe pockets, Koala then threw some knockout smoke grenades at Kairi’s group. Then as soon as the knockout smoke shot out from the activated grenades, Ruggedo and Cortex’s gangs immediately placed on their gas masks after the Komodo Brothers put their handkerchiefs away. Kairi’s group tried to fight the knockout gas’ effects)
Megavolt: (Slowly getting sleepy with Kairi’s group) You won’t, get away, with this, Nega…!
Baloo: (Slowly getting sleepy) Hold on, that’s my waffle…!
(Then the knockout gas’ effects too much, Kairi’s group lost consciousness and collapsed, unconscious. Then as soon as the knockout gas was cleared by Tropy’s giant fan until it dispersed, Ruggedo and Cortex’s gangs removed their gas masks with evil smirks)
Ruggedo and Pinstripe: Gotcha.
Cortex’s group, N. Brio, N. Gin, Oxide, Tropy, and Shere Khan: Gotcha, indeed. (Indeed.)
(They chuckled evilly a bit as they stood over Kairi’s group’s unconscious bodies)
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(With Sora and Darkwing’s groups, they ran towards Kairi’s group’s direction when they met up)
Crash: (Panting a bit, briefly transforming into a jogger) I take it, you got, Kairi’s group’s, SOS…?
Everyone except Crash: Yeah. (Yes.)
(Then they ran ahead together to find Kairi’s group as we crossfade to black. Then we crossfade to Kairi, still unconscious, slowly waking up. As soon as she slowly came to and awake, she noticed Ruggedo and Cortex’s gangs standing over her and, for some reason, she's below them)
Kairi: (In suspicion) Why are you…?
(She was about to get up when something tight stopped her. She looked down and saw that she is seated next to a tree, tied up, with even her hands tied behind her back. Then she noticed her group, also awake by now, tied up the same way next to her on the same tree)
Flip: (Awkwardly) Well, I guess you’re as shocked as we were when we woke up.
Megavolt and Quackerjack: (Awkwardly agreeing) Yeah.
(Then Kairi’s group glared at Ruggedo and Cortex’s gangs)
Kairi: What’s the big idea?
Serena: Untie us right now!
Camille: We command of you!
Rebecca: And no matter how much you grill us, we’re not telling you where the Tiki Scepter is!
Bulba: (Scoffs) Still having trouble remembering where the Tiki Scepter is, eh?
Preed: Talk about stubborn.
Negaduck: (Walks up to the glaring Kairi’s group) Perhaps a night in the jungle will…. (Goes up to their faces rudely, much to their annoyance) Jog your memories.
Bushroot: Seriously? What’s with people with bad breath going into our faces, especially mine?
Molly: Let alone brushing your teeth?
Shere Khan: (Ignoring Bushroot and Molly’s annoyed questions while Pinstripe goes up to Kairi’s group and turning his back on them to stand with Shere Khan) There are numerous hungry normal carnivorous animals in the jungle, you know.
Pinstripe: (As Kairi’s main group, Flip, Megavolt, Quackerjack, Kit, and the Dream Eater pets leaned and stretched forward to bite Pinstripe’s hands behind his back due to being tied up) With big sharp, pointy…. (Gets his hands bitten by Kairi’s main group, Flip, Megavolt, Quackerjack, Kit, and the Dream Eater pets) Teeth!
(Then he zipped around and, with each hand, grabbed Kairi and Megavolt’s shirt and jumpsuit’s respective neck collars in anger)
Pinstripe: Oh, so now you have the audacity to bite my hands like piranhas?!
(Unknown to them, Sora and Darkwing’s groups arrived secretly and then spotted Ruggedo and Cortex’s gangs interrogating the still tied up Kairi’s group, and even Sora and Darkwing’s groups were calmly shocked and surprised to see Ruggedo’s gang associated with Cortex’s gang)
Demidevimon: (While Pinstripe roughly released Kairi and Megavolt) This is your last chance, ladies, jerks, and twerps!
Dijon: (Hopefully) Is the Tiki Scepter in your Gummi Ship?
(Ruggedo and Cortex’s gangs glared at Dijon, making him act tough in an amateurish way)
Dijon: (Trying to act tough) So we can rummage through it by force to get it?!
Kit: (Playing dumb with Kairi’s group) Gummi Ship?
Dingodile: (Playing dumb) What Gummi Ship?
Tiny: (Playing dumb) Tiny and us have no idea what you talk about.
Ruggedo: No use protecting your buddinskis!
Jack: Especially not your fiancés, Princesses.
Shere Khan: You know we will find them.
Camille: (Skeptically) Oh, really?
Serena: You will never defeat Sora’s group and our friends!
Kairi’s group except Serena: Yeah!
Ruggedo: (Smugly) Okay, then….
Cortex: (Smugly) We’ll do it the hard way.
(Then Preed turned to Pinstripe)
Preed: Pinstripe, get us the turnips and sandpaper.
(Realizing the villains are gonna torture a confession out of Kairi’s group with the said turnips and sandpaper, Sora and Darkwing’s groups got determined and got ready to jump into action. Back with Kairi’s group, they struggled in vain to break free in determination upon seeing Preed and Pinstripe accept the turnips and sandpaper from Koala and Oxide)
Preed and Pinstripe: Excellent.
Preed: (Shows Kairi’s group one of the turnips) Now, Princesses, fellas, we want some answers.
Kairi’s group: Stuff it in your windsocks!
Ruggedo and Cortex’s gangs: (Aghast while Preed and Pinstripe dropped the turnips and sandpaper in an aghast way) Our windsocks?!
(Then Negaduck pulled his chainsaw out, ready to rev it up and kill Kairi’s group with it)
Negaduck: (Angrily) Why, you little…!
(Suddenly, some firecrackers shot out at Ruggedo and Cortex’s gangs and distracted them with their explosions, much to the villains’ surprise and shock that Negaduck dropped his chainsaw. Kairi’s group, on the other hand, smiled, for they knew who shot the firecrackers. Then sure enough, Sora and Darkwing’s groups, including Crash, Sombra, and Gene, who fired the firecrackers and with the third latter in his genie attire, rushed out and Sora’s group cuts Kairi’s group free from the ropes tying them to the tree)
Baloo: No time to hang around this tree anymore.
Louie Kingston: Or sitting around.
Quackerjack: And we had a feeling it was you with the firecrackers, Crash, Sombra, and Gene.
Crash, Sombra, and Gene: (Transforming into and imitating Elvis Presley) Thank you, thank you very much.
(Then after Crash, Sombra, and Gene changed back and as soon as Sora’s group finished completely untying Kairi’s group, as well as completely untying their hands, they all ran away back to their Gummi Ship’s direction. With Ruggedo and Cortex’s gangs, they recovered from the firecrackers, now all blown up and finished)
Dijon: What is going on? What is going on?
Demidevimon: What is the meaning of this?!
(Then an electric net caught Ruggedo and Cortex’s gangs, trapping them in there. It was Don Karnage’s electric net)
Don Karnage: You are under arrest!
Mad Dog: Please be sure to memorize your, uh…?
Dumptruck: What’re the rights called again?
Crash, Sombra, and Gene: (Changes into police officers) Miranda Rights?
Don Karnage: (Nonchalantly agreeing while Crash, Sombra, and Gene changed back to normal) Like they said?
Mad Dog and Dumptruck: Yes, (Ja,) that!
Mad Dog: (To the angrily struggling Ruggedo and Cortex’s gangs) Memorize your Miranda Rights!
Dumptruck: (Confused) Yet we don’t know of any Miranda.
Negaduck: (Pulling a flash grenade and electric-proof machete out) We’ll show you Miranda Rights!
(Then he threw the grenade, blinding the heroes in a flash of light. As soon as it dies down, the heroes then saw that the electric net is cut open and Ruggedo and Cortex’s gangs freed and gone, for it turned out Negaduck cut them and himself free from the electric net with his electric-proof machete to escape after he threw the flash grenade. Milo, Sophia, and Sky attempt to chase after them)
Sophia: Well, come on!
Milo: Let’s go after them!
Sky: Hurry!
(But the heroes stopped them)
Heroes: No, stop!
Don Karnage: I’m afraid we’ll have to try and catch them next time like the fishies they are that take the bait, yes, no?
Milo, Sophia, and Sky: So, in other words…?
Don Karnage: It means let them go for now.
Meowth and Fidget: And we’ll get them next time.
Meowzie: That we promise.
Stellaluna: And promises are something we definitely keep.
(Giving in after thinking it over, Milo, Sophia, and Sky then left with the heroes back to the Gummi Ship to return to the palace in Agrabah. With Ruggedo and Cortex’s gangs, they are retreating quickly on their skimmers when suddenly, they crashed right into a tree and then landed right into another sand-filled mud puddle)
Pete: (Growls in anger a bit) Not again!
Ripper: (Starting to build a mud sandcastle) Mud sandcastles, anyone?
(Ruggedo and Cortex’s gangs, except Ripper who is happily building a mud sandcastle while happily humming a bit, angrily groaned a bit in annoyance. Back in the palace of Agrabah, the heroes have already reported to Squall’s group about what they found out)
Squall’s group: I see.
Erika: So, Ruggedo’s gang is associated with Cortex’s gang for the Tiki Scepter.
Mad Dog: But it wasn’t our fault that Negaduck distracted us with a flash grenade and electric-proof machete to escape us with the enemy.
(Then after contemplating a bit, Squall’s group understood)
Squall: Then, if that’s the case….
Rinoa: Until we find out why Ruggedo and Cortex’s gangs need the Tiki Scepter….
Volteer: We’ll just have to lay low until some criminal activity is set by them.
Grace, Eraqus, Erika, and Morpheus: Yes.
Morpheus: (Pulling out his little toys) So, for now, let’s relax and have fun for a while.
Heroes: Yes, you’re majesties.
(Then with that, the heroes went back to their businesses, hoping something will happen involving Ruggedo and Cortex’s gangs and their obsession for the Tiki Scepter, which is still hidden in Crash’s group’s apartment)
To be continued….
Ending song: Arabian Nights End Credits Version (Soraladdin the Series Version)
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