GRi—PPRG War

“	E1ite: So Print, shall we consider it war?<BR>Tox: oooh war<BR>Rkinci: war?<BR>Print: you all can keep killing me all you want.<BR>Print: i love how they make sure they pick on people before they get geared.<BR>Tox: all is fair in love and war<BR>Tox: and Elite does love to war<BR>E1ite: fair<BR>E1ite: I feel I've gone Dragonslayer mode, however it can be fun to add some mud to the puddle	”
 	—War breaks out between GRi and PPRG 	—War breaks out between GRi and PPRG
The GRi—PPRG War was a military conflict during the Fourth Era between Get Raped Incorporated and Print's Paper Route Gang.
=The War=
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===Background===
	E1ite: Oh speaking of it, I had a rather troublesome skirmish with Print on Skype<BR>Tox: oh?<BR>E1ite: He said and I quote "The younger generations are immature nowadays, take it how you want"<BR>Tox: haha<BR>Tox: it's best to say things like that to, you know, people that aren't "the younger generations"<BR>E1ite: Hmmm, so I may dance in his families blood tonight just for the fun of it<BR>E1ite: You have his coords by chance Tox?Tox: of course<BR>E1ite: Would you be willing to hand them to a friendly citizen?<BR>Tox: I'll do you one better and take you there<BR>Tox: Follow me	
	—GRi marches on the Paper Palace 	—GRi marches on the Paper Palace
The Summerlands of the Fourth Era were unusually peaceful and safe. Combat between residents inside protected land claims was forbidden by Eris and tools such as the Hearthstone and Teleport Scrolls made fast travel away from danger simple and cheap. It was marked contrast to the bleak reality of life during the previous Third Era, where the community struggled to survive in the barren Northlands under the constant threat of murder and mayhem.
It was this pleasant paradise that drew in Print's Paper Route Gang, a friendly fan group who followed Print in settling along the West Road.
Meanwhile, the legendary warrior E1ite had quickly grown bored with the tranquility. He felt that the easy life had made people soft and demanded a return to Dragonhollow's honorable traditions through war and conquest. To that end, he formed Get Raped Incorporated and they began mapping out the so-called "dead zones" between claims around Summergate where travelers could be attacked.
===Paper Palace Raid===
	Print_USMC was slain by E1ite_Crafter using [A Golden Frying Pan]<BR>Katie: did you seriously kill my horse!!!!<BR>Print: that was _KatieAnneMarie_ 's horse<BR>Bloodwrath: leave print alone<BR>Print: you dont have to do that blood they are just ignorant kids<BR>E1ite: Honestly my beef was with Print<BR>E1ite: I just wanted one swift assassination<BR>Xinicide: Look at these gay twats killing ppl cause they are not successful in life Lmao<BR>E1ite: Xinicide, don't start this.. It's minecraft.. It's here for fun<BR>Xinicide: killing ppl is not fun<BR>E1ite: We have different opinions<BR>Xinicide: oh ur on that Kid opinion, yeah i would have the same mind set as u but i grew up worthless kid Lmao<BR>E1ite: ugh<BR>Elite: I was going to be done for the night<BR>E1ite: but your illiteracy reminds me of English trash	
	—E1ite kills Print, the opening shot of the war 	—E1ite kills Print, the opening shot of the war
On 4E:110, E1ite had a verbal argument with Print. He then asked his old friend Tox where Print lived. Tox led E1ite, his GRi clanmate Zack, Tohbeh, and Rkinci to the Paper Palace, a castle in the swamps southwest of Summergate serving as the base of operations for Print's Paper Route Gang.
Tox camped out in the palace's garden pond, entertaining Tohbeh and Rkinci and some members of PPRG while greatly irritating Print. This distraction allowed E1ite and Zack to infiltrate the palace walls. They found entire sections of the structure unclaimed due to PPRG's lack of available claimblocks.
Print grew tired of Tox's shenanigans and made to leave on horseback, at which point E1ite laid an ambush, killing him and the steed with A Golden Frying Pan. E1ite then claimed he was done as his goal had simply been to assassinate Print and therefore teach him a lesson. However, this became impossible after Katie complained that E1ite had just killed Chestnut, her favorite horse, leading him to kill her too.
Bloodwrath, former ally of E1ite in both the Serkrs and the Justice League, intervened in an attempt to calm tensions and asked GRi to cease their aggressions. Zack proceeded to kill Print anyway, then died aflame when Bloodwrath killed him in retaliation. However, he admitted he was incapable of stopping a warrior as skilled as E1ite.
Shortly thereafter PPRG mounted a short-lived counterattack in the palace's crop plots but GRi cut through their ranks easily and slaughtered Print, Xinicide, and Tater. Katie accidentally killed Xinicide a second time while they tried to fight Zack.
===Declaration of War===
	"On this day, let it be known that the two legions of GRi (Get Raped Incorporated) and PPRG (Print's Paper Route Gang), are now at war."	
	—E1ite 	—E1ite
Print felt that the community's tolerance of GRi and the Priesthood's refusal to punish them reflected poorly on Dragonhollow as a whole, noting that his group was considering returning to their Printopia homeworld where the weak were protected from the vicious. He further suggested that GRi—and their friends Tox and Tohbeh—were everything wrong with society at large.
E1ite took these accusations personally, insisting that his actions were not representative of Dragonhollow as a whole, and that Tox and Tohbeh had played no role with the attack. Nevertheless, Print dismissed these claims and used one of the magic words to deafen his ears to E1ite's words.
On 4E:127, after several weeks of deliberation, GRi officially declared war on PPRG.
In response, Print sent out a warning to his group advising them to avoid E1ite and Zack, travel only in numbers, and be especially cautious. With the assistance of his comrades, he used the enchanted golden shovel provided by Eris to secure the Paper Palace and prevent GRi from waging war on its grounds. E1ite's old frenemy Panda provided Print with advice on possible GRi tactics.
A vote was held asking who the community thought would win the war. Both GRi and PPRG each received 15% fof the votes, while the remaining 69% (nice) felt Acey herself would win, being the goddess of chaos and discord.
===Stalemate===
	"Print: wondering how this war is going lol<BR>Nut: Elite your whole 'war' things has one thing that you forgot, there is no PVP in claims<BR>Nut: And by the looks of it print can stay in his claims for the rest of his time playing on DH."	
	—A stalemate emerges 	—A stalemate emerges
GRi's campaign was largely uneventful. PPRG established a large safe zone covering their West Road holdings, making them all but invulnerable to attack. Despite repeated attempts to lure them out and demands for them to leave the protection of their walls, E1ite had no luck enticing them into combat.
Weeks turned into months and the stalemate endured. The war became a running joke within the community, with Print mocking GRi in the Forum regarding the lack of action. Even E1ite conceded the results had been embarassing and departed offworld.
Print jokingly declared Mason the war's victor, as the boy had proved far more annoying than GRi.
===Duel to Decide the War===
	masterbalter45 was slain by Typhus using [A Golden Frying Pan]<BR>Elite: EZ<BR>Master: gg	
	—E1ite defeats Master to end the war 	—E1ite defeats Master to end the war
Separate from the war, PPRG's best warrior Master had gone rogue and fallen to banditry, preying upon many residents across the Summerlands for fun and profit. After he defeated a group of Swampians in Trance Swamp assembled by its mayor Trancesk8er, word of his exploits eventually reached E1ite.
Finally seeing an adversary worthy of his attention, E1ite returned from his self-imposed exile to challenge Master, while also proposing to Print that their duel settle for all time the ongoing GRi—PPRG War. Desiring peace for his people, Print agreed to the terms.
The duel took place on 4E:148 near the Domain, Master's coastal residence north of Summergate. As word spread of this clash of titans, spectators flocked to witness the spectacle and gamblers placed down bets as to who would emerge triumphant. Among those in attendance were Acey, Print, Tox, and Gabault. Tohbeh served as the duel's moderator, responsible for counting down to signal the start of the duel.
The battle was over very quickly. Master's first sword swing went high and missed due to a well-timed feint by E1ite, who then surged forward and began a flurry of rapid hits with the Golden Frying Pan. The first few blows cleaved Master's helm in two and left him stunned. E1ite pressed his advantage, closing the distance even as Master pulled back and attempted to regroup.
Master then consumed a golden apple to restore some of his lost life force, stimulate his senses, and allow him to mount a counterattack. He leapt forward in a flourish of power attacks, hoping to deal enough quick damage to gain the upper hand. However, E1ite's technical expertise and experience won out and he easily avoided the blows.
Seconds later, E1ite landed a vicious strike to his midsection that shattered Master's chestpiece. Now utterly defenseless, he began to backpedal as his opponent launched a last barrage that left him crippled. In one last act of humiliation, E1ite delivered the kill shot from behind.
E1ite said his victory had been easy, though Master had earned his respect and he later thanked him for the rare opportunity.
After the fight, some questioned whether or not the outcome had more to do with Master's blacksmithing than Elite's superior swordsmanship. Others pointed out that Elite had landed five times as many hits and still had more golden apples remaining, meaning the broken armor made little difference.
As per the duel's result, Get Raped Incorporated was declared victorious over Print's Paper Route Gang and the war came to a close.
===Aftermath===
	E1ite: 10/10 would war again<BR>HyperSilence: too much water 7.8/10	
	—E1ite satisfied with outcome of the GRi—PPRG War 	—E1ite satisfied with outcome of the GRi—PPRG War
In the wake of war, PPRG thrived and developed their West Road holdings into one of the largest and most active communities in the Summerlands. Print eventually came to accept that Tox had not played an active role in helping GRi and the two became friends, with Tox becoming caretaker of his Fine Print mansion while he was away.
Meanwhile, E1ite came to question whether his private army had any purpose in a place so peaceful. He petitioned Eris for a return to the measured chaos and self-determination of the Third Era. When his advice fell on deaf ears, E1ite disbanded GRi and left Dragonhollow for worlds where a man could still make his way by the swing of his sword and the strength of his spine.
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