SpongeBob's Crossover Misadventure/Transcript

*[Bubble transition to SpongeBob's house. Inside, his alarm clock goes off & honks. SpongeBob wakes up.]
*SpongeBob: Good morning, Gary! (he pats Gary on the head & then hears a knock on the door) On it! (SpongeBob jumps out of his pajamas & into his regular clothes, then goes to the door, revealing the knocker to be Patrick) Hi, buddy! What brings you here?
*Patrick: Oh, I was just wondering what plans do you have for the day.
*SpongeBob: Plans? Um... I don't have any plans for today.
*Patrick: Me neither. My brain is fried.
*[A Surface Land tour bus appears. SpongeBob sees it, & flashbacks to the times he went to the surface.]
*SpongeBob: Scratch what I said earlier, I have an idea, pal! How would you like to take a little sightseeing tour with me & Gary?
*[Gary slithers into the scene.]
*Patrick: Oooooohhhh, I remember! Come on buddy! Let's go!
*[SpongeBob locks his front door & puts the keys in his pocket once done. Plankton appears in Patrick's pocket & hopes out to take SpongeBob's keys unnoticed. SpongeBob & Patrick then walk to the bus while Gary just slithers to it, & the 3 get in as it drives off. Plankton chuckles, which devolves into maniacal laughter.]
*Plankton: Finally, after all these years, I can finally regain my hands on the formula! AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD... FOR ALL OF ETERNITY! (laughs)
*[Plankton starts skipping away to the Krusty Krab, but is stepped on by Mr. Krabs who takes the keys from him.]
*Mr. Krabs: Need a bigger hand? (laughs)
*[Meanwhile, on the Surface Land bus...]
*Rube: Hey, SpongeBob! Hey, Patrick! And hello, you cute little snail! I see you've decided to join us on another amazing trip to the surface!
*SpongeBob & Patrick: Rube!
*[The tour bus drives for miles & miles & miles until they approach Upsy-Daisy Street.]
*Rube: Now, we are on our way to Upsy-Daisy Street, so make sure to buckle up your seatbelts before we get there!
*[All the tourists, buckle their seatbelts.]
*Tourists: Seatbelts, check!
*[After time, they finally reach Upsy-Daisy Street.]
*Rube: Okay, everybody! We're now on Upsy-Daisy Street, & ready for liftoff!
*[Everyone pulls out their panic bags as they get off the street. Rube honks the bus horn, & when the bus falls down, Frenchy's submarine catches it.
*SpongeBob & Patrick: Yay!
*Frenchy: One little boost to ze surface later...
*[The camera zooms to Frenchy holding the title card, & throwing it away. SpongeBob looks out of the window to greet him.]
*SpongeBob: Oui, oui, Frenchy!
*Rube: You can say that again! Oui-oui, Frenchy!
*[David Hasselhoff is seen kayaking when human Rainbow Dash & Applejack topple him while surfing, as the submarine emerges. The tourists run to the back of the bus to wave Frenchy goodbye.]
*Rube: Wave goodbye to Frenchy, everybody!
*Tourists: Goodbye, Frenchy!
*Frenchy: Au revoir, my friends!
*[The bus drives off the surface of the submarine as it goes back into the ocean. The bus makes it way through the beach.]
*Rube: Now remember, everyone, keep your arms & legs inside the bus at all times as always so that no one gets harmed by the beach giraffes!
*[As they drive, they see Star making Marco into a sand mermaid, which they take pictures of. The bus drives off before the 2 could notice.]
*Marco: What was that?
*Star: I don't know, Marco. I honestly don't know.
*[The tourists see before them some people dancing in their way.]
*Rube: Brace yourselves, everyone! We are going to be going in a crazy zone!
*[As the bus drives through the party, Patrick notices a familiar sight...]
*Patrick: IS THAT BEACH BLANKET BEAN-GO!?
*SpongeBob: Patrick, no! We can't risk wasting our time refilling this bus with water! We may have breathing powers, yes, but the tourists here probably don't!
*Rube: Wait, breathing powers? Y'know, that's actually a good question, what are those breathing powers & how did y'all get them?
*SpongeBob: Well, it's very simple, you see, there was this-
*[Before SpongeBob could finish, however, Patrick tries containing himself, but cannot hold back any longer. He had to do it. He pushes Rube off his seat & drives.]
*Patrick: MUST... HAVE... BEANS!!!
*SpongeBob: Rube, get up! We gotta stop him!
*[As Patrick drives, the people partying avoid the crazy driving starfish. Once Patrick drove the bus to the podium & leapt out to the mic, Rube got back on the driver's seat.]
*Patrick: Wrong answer!
*[Beanie McBeans fires the bean cannon, & Patrick makes his mouth big so all of the beans catch his mouth only. Once he ate them all, he got back on his seat as the bus got off the podium.]
*Rube: Alright, passengers, we'll be driving at a slower speed than our usual to ensure our friend Patrick here doesn't get a tummy-ache.
*SpongeBob: Patrick, don't let your gluttony take over you next time. Maybe we should stay away from Beach Blanket Bean-Go next time we go on a trip like this.
*Rube: Now, as you were saying earlier, SpongeBob?
*SpongeBob: Okay, so there was this-
*Bubbles the Dolphin: Did someone summon The One Who Watches? Or should I say, The One Who Used to Watch? Wait, that doesn't sound right...
*SpongeBob & Patrick: Bubbles!
*SpongeBob: Oh, uh, Rube, this was the guy I was talking about earlier.
*Rube: Oh, hello there, Mr. Bubbles! What brings you here?
*Bubbles the Dolphin: Well, I came here assuming my help was needed, something about breathing powers or something else, I don't know.
*SpongeBob: I didn't know you were psychic!
*Bubbles the Dolphin: Either way, you do look like you could use some air much like SpongeBob & Patrick, so just stay right there & let me work my magic. (as Bubbles works his magic, pixie dust fills Rube, Gary, & the rest of the tourists) There, 1 of you can try jumping out of the bus to see if it works.
*[Rube hops out of the bus to test the magic. He is now able to breathe air just fine without dehydrating.]
*Rube: Amazing! Thanks for the help, Mr. Bubbles!
*Bubbles the Dolphin: You are very most welcome. (flies off as the bus progresses)
*[As the bus reaches a park, they hear a loud voice singing far off on the towers.]
*[Suction Cup Man]Oh, I've been climbin' up your towerYou can kiss my (dolphin chirp)!I've been climbing up your towerAnd I'm smudgin' up your glass, hey!
*[A man in a suit appears in the window next to him.]
*Guy Business: Hey, don't take another suck, Suction Cup Man!
*Suction Cup Man: Ah, top of the tower to ya, Business Dummy! (notices Guy Business carrying a gun loaded with Anti-Suction Cup window cleaner spray, causing SCM to slip off the building & spawn a parachute) Woah, (dolphin chirp)! I forgot that crap existed!
*Guy Business: Haha, (dolphin chirp) you!
*Suction Cup Man: (dolphin chirp) you, I'll be back!
*SpongeBob: Are they using... "sentence enhancers"? Eh, never mind. I don't wanna turn out like them ever again.
*'Patrick:; Me neither.
*Rube: Okay, everybody, we are heading next to somewhere beach giraffes go to like most kids in Bikini Bottom: school!
*SpongeBob: Oh, I can't wait to see what happens next!
*[As they continue traveling, they pass by an alley, where a red car is seen coming their way, with an old man & his robot butler in it. The people in the car's way run to the sidewalks.]
*Sir Edmund Burton: Get out of the way!
*SpongeBob: Rube! Back up the bus!
*[Rube steers the bus in reverse, as they drive away to a much safer area. They end up in a public park, where Patchy is seen in the playground, spun around in a merry-go-round, screaming all the way.]
*Rube: Okay, we'll stay on the path where it's not so dangerous.
*[As they travel farther, they drive onto some electric wires whilst bypassing a convention.]
*SpongeBob: Ooh, what's this place, Rube?
*Rube: This is a beach giraffe gathering expo & market! The beach giraffes get to see so many amazing things & wonders that only Surface Land can offer!
*Tourists: Whoa!
*[The tourists start taking pictures of the sights. Not long after, they finally reach Midway Elementary.]
*Rube: Alright, folks! Here we are at our next stop: beach giraffe school!
*[The tourists take pictures as they venture, but SpongeBob turns around to see some familiar faces...]
*SpongeBob: Patrick, look! It's them for the third time!
*Patrick: I don't particularly hate them, but why is it that every time we go to Surface Land now, we run into these guys?
*Bubbles: What's wrong, Bliss?
*Bliss: It's just, I've never been to school before.
*[The tour bus bypasses the lockers.]
*Rebecca: Yeah, meeting Brad in an hour.
*[Uzi falls off a small stand of books & tries throwing a book at her.]
*Rebecca: Can you imagine going to prom alone?
*[Uzi's book hits Braiden instead.]
*Trevor: Ha, I'd be all like, "I don't deserve happiness."
*[Patrick cowers at a girl wearing braces, & Uzi chasing after Rebecca, with a LETHAL RAILGUN, no less! The bus enters a janitor's closet. Once they've entered, they see Bliss being tackled by an unknown individual, who pulls out a gun. The tourists scream, but luckily, Bliss throws the gun away as they start finger-pointing.]
*Bliss & the boy: (in unison) YOU'RE the alien! I'm the alien? What? No, I'm not!
*Bliss: Wait, you first.
*Logan: Name's Logan Logan, Universal Protection Bureau. I'm on the hunt for a deadly alien called, "The Sporde".
*SpongeBob: The Sporde?
*Patrick: The Spord-e?
*Bliss: Me too! I destroyed a bunch of his nests.
*Patrick: Me three! I took & ate a lot of his beans!
*SpongeBob: Shhhh! Patrick! What did I tell you about drawing attention?
*Patrick: What? There's a deadly alien on the loose in this school, why can we not help?
*Rube: I understand you wanna find this alien, Patrick, but what can we do about it? I don't think we're big & strong enough to take on these aliens!
*Logan: So, have you uh, found anything? Besides me, of course.
*Bliss: (chuckles) No. I didn't really grow up here, so, everything is weird & out of place to me.
*Logan: Me too!
*Patrick: Wait, he didn't grow up with school? Something's up...
*SpongeBob: Maybe his parents taught him themselves...?
*Bliss: (to Logan) Oh, yeah.
*[The 2 start to get closer to each other to kiss.]
*Rube: This is getting too crazy for comfort! We better split!
*[Rube drives the bus out of the room, as Bliss & Logan notice as it reaches the door.]
*Bliss: Huh? What's that? (lifts up the tour bus as the tourists scream)
*SpongeBob: NO! PLEASE! You wouldn't wanna eat a sea sponge, would ya?
*Bliss: Um, no? What exactly are you-oh yeah, that's right. We should probably introduce ourselves, My name is-
*Patrick: Ah, don't worry, we were eavesdropping on your conversation, so we know who you are. The name's Patrick Star, but you might recognize me as Mr. Superawesomeness.
*Bliss: Wait, you were the guys who helped us take down HIM?
*Logan: Wait, are you talking about me?
*Bliss: Um, no. I'll tell you about it later.
*Patrick: Yep, that's us. (brings in SpongeBob) This is my best pal, SpongeBob, or as you knew him, the Invincibubble.
*Rube: And I'm Rube, a tour guide for Surface Land Tours! We are here to traverse the amazing Surface Land! And before you ask, thought we may seem like aliens because of our ability to talk, we're not! We just came from underwater!
*PA System: Lunchtime!
*SpongeBob: What was that?
*Logan: That was the public announcement system. We should head to the cafeteria before the janitor catches on to us.
*Bliss: We might even find Sporde there. But, it's best to be careful. He can shapeshift, after all.
*[The tourists, Bliss, & Logan head out as they are surrounded by other students going in the cafeteria. As Rube drives, Patrick notices a ketchup packet & hugs it.]
*Patrick: Oh, come here!
*[The packet explodes, & Patrick laughs, then licks every surface where the ketchup splattered.]
*Rube: Now, remember everyone. Even if we are sightseeing, we might have to keep ourselves on our toes. This, Spord-e person can be anyone in this area, or maybe, inside the bus.
*SpongeBob: In fact, he might've abducted any of us behind our backs & shapeshifted into them! So it can be me, or anyone else in the bus!
*Patrick: [gasps, & points to Charlie] Is it you? [Charlie shakes his head] Hmmm, that's what I thought.
*[The bus approaches the table where Bliss' other sisters are, & sees a girl eating cookies.]
*Rube: Oh my, it's a pie!
*[The tourists have a look as the girl quickly chows down on the cookies. Patrick leaps out & nabs the cookie tray from her, eating all of them at once. Blossom turns to see who ate all the cookies.]
*Blossom: What the, why is there a starfish hogging the cookies?
*Patrick: COOKIES WAS NOT ENOUGH! ME STILL HANGRY! I NEED MORE!!! I NEEED MORRRREEEE!!! PATRICK NEED MOOOOOORREEEEE!!!
*Blossom: (nervously) Okay, buddy, maybe at the Spring Fling.
*Patrick: What? Where? Do you all have springs so I can fling it at anyone, that way I can have more cookies?
*SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't think it works that way.
*Blossom: Um, yeah. It's a sort of... prom event. Uh, Bliss, are these your pets?
*Patrick: (hugs Blossom's face) ME NOT PET! ME PATRICK! OMNONONMNNOMNOMNOM-
*SpongeBob: Sorry about him. Guess the cookies made him crazy. Anyways, hi, Blossom! Hi, Bubbles! Hi, Buttercup!
*Buttercup: How does the dishwashing sponge know our names?
*SpongeBob: Because for the past 3 times we've travelled the surface, we've been running into you guys! Anyways, my name is SpongeBob SquarePants! But you know me better as the Invincibubble! Remember the time we fought against HIM? That should ring a bell.
*Bubbles: Oh, yeah! Wait a minute, are you his secret identity?
*SpongeBob: I sure am! That over there is Patrick, or, Mr. Superawesomeness!
*Bubbles: Oh, he's my favorite out of you guys! Probably because he shoots ice cream!
*Blossom: Well, that was something. (to Logan) Anyway, Logan, it's pretty impressive you became a UPB agent so young!
*Logan: Thanks! It's pretty cool seeing such young superheroes too!
*Patrick: What about us? (throws a cookie at Logan)
*Logan: OW! What was that for?
*SpongeBob: Sorry about him, Patrick has moments where he acts before he thinks.
*[Suddenly, they hear a sound of a scorpion-looking creature roaring before them.]
*SpongeBob: AAAAAHH!!! WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?!
*Logan: It's Sporde! Freeze! (is knocked away but is saved by Bliss with her mind powers) Oh! Thanks.
*Bliss: (chuckles) Thanks.
*Logan: I just said that.
*Bliss: Oh, yeah. (accidentally drops Logan)
*Buttercup: Less talking, more punching!
*[The Girls then take on 'Sporde', but the alien easily beats them, culminating in it lunging at Bliss.]
*Rube: It's gonna eat us! RUN!
*[As the tourists panick, Patrick decides to take matters into his own hands & get them dirty. He leaps out of the bus.]
*SpongeBob: Patrick, NO!
*Patrick: You underestimate my POWER! ('Sporde' slices him in half, whilst launching him back in the bus) OW!
*Bubbles: Oh no! (approaches the bus) Um, Mr. Superawesomeness? Are you okay?
*Patrick: FINLAND!
*SpongeBob: Don't worry, Bubbles. He's fine. He's a starfish, after all.
*Bubbles: Wait, what's the deal with being a starfish?
*SpongeBob: Like sea sponges, starfishes are one of the many creatures who can regenerate their limbs. (as he says this, Patrick's lower half grows back)
*Blossom: Bubbles! Battering ram!
*Bubbles: Right! (is enclosed in a glowing blue ram & attacks 'Sporde') Hey!
*[She rams 'Sporde' into a wall as it spits out a larvae. Logan quickly vaporizes it.]
*Logan: So long, Sporde! You just ate your last cookie!
*Tourists: Phew!
*Rube: That sure was a close one, eh, folks? Amazing!
*Logan: We did it! (hugs Bliss, & they start to kiss)
*SpongeBob: I can't look!
*Janitor: Hey! Get out of my lunch room!
*Blossom: Um, this isn't your lunch room.
*Janitor: Oh, it is until 7 'o clock when the Spring Fling dance starts. Now SKEDADDLE, YOUNG MESSMAKERS!
*Patrick: Rude!
*SpongeBob: Hmmmm, he almost sounds like Old Man Walker.
*[The Girls leave the cafeteria.]
*Bubbles: Ooooh, Spring Fling!
*SpongeBob: ARE YOU READY?
*Bubbles: Yeah! Are you ready?
*SpongeBob: Oh, me? Well, it's a common fact that I'MMMMMM always READDDDYYYYYYY!!!
*Patrick: Woo-hoo! I can't wait to fling some springs!
*Rube: This is gonna be amazing!
*Blossom: I gotta bake some more cookies!
*Logan: (to Bliss) Well, I guess I gotta get back to HQ; ahead of schedule; wish I didn't have to, rest of my week's... free...
*Patrick: Ahead of schedule, eh? (gets close to Logan's face) What are you hiding, behind that charismatic face?
*SpongeBob: Patrick! What are you thinking? (to Logan & Bliss) Get used to this.
*Patrick: Sorry SpongeBob... instinct.
*Bliss: (to Logan) Well, maybe we could-
*Logan: -yes I'd love to go to the dance with you.
*Patrick: That change of mind is very suspicious.
*Bliss: Great! Yeah; I mean, great.
*Logan: See ya there!
*Bliss: See... ya there!
*Logan: (offscreen) I just said that!
*[Bliss chuckles & twirls, but then...]
*Janitor: Hey, get out already!
*[Bliss & the bus leave, as the camera fades to Patrick's serious face.]
*Patrick: (internal thoughts) You think you can escape me, Logan? I'm telling ya, I'm gonna blow your cover tonight, & we'll just see how Bliss feels. You're not who everyone else thinks you are, & I'm gonna prove it. Mark my words, you skunk! Mark my words...
*SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, are you okay?
*Patrick: (snaps out of his inner monologue) Uh, YEAH! I CAN'T WAIT TO SPRING SOME FLINGS- (realizes who he's taking to) I mean, kinda. Logan just been acting, very suspicious. I don't even think we can trust him. Remember, Bliss did say Sporde can shapeshift, so there's high chances he might be Sporde.
*SpongeBob: Eh, fair point. But wait, wasn't Sporde defeated earlier?
*[The bus drives inside a CR. Inside, Uzi is preparing for prom when larvae start crawling out of the sink.]
*Patrick: What are those?
*SpongeBob: They might be just like that wormy thing 'Sporde' belched out. That can't be a coincidence. He's still out there!
*Patrick: (screams) They're everywhere!
*Rube: Let's vamoose before she notices us!
*[He drives the bus off & while Uzi notices, she doesn't give much attention to it. The bus ends up in a meeting room with the Downfall version of Hitler & his cronies inside.]
*Rube: Let's watch the strange rituals that will take place.
*Tourists: Ooooh!
*Jodl: My Fuhrer, what is your plan against Sporde?
*Hitler: I plan for an advanced security system in every single way, if we are to prevent Sporde from crashing at prom.
*Jodl: What exactly are the contents of the plan, my Fuhrer?
*Hitler: Our most trusted troops will be in charge of the cameras, while I have assigned Steiner as a bodyguard at the event.
*Krebs: Me & my fish were told by 1 of the students that larvae came out of the bathroom while they were preparing. I have a feeling it has a connection to Sporde.
*Hitler: Don't worry, I have Wenck investigating the plumbing systems of the school to remove every single Sporde-related track.
*Jodl: But my Fuhrer, I object to this plan!
*Hitler: What else could possibly be your excuse for objecting?
*Jodl: Your plans always end up failing!
*Hitler: Seriously, you ALWAYS think my plans are terrible! Would you stop doubting your dear leader? I think your objecting is why my plans usually fail!
*SpongeBob: Oh, he's got him there.
*[The bus drives out of their meeting room. Once they're in a hallway, they see Uzi again, running. While she is doing this, the men's CR door slams open in front of her. Causing her to fall. The figure who gets out of the CR seemed familiar to Uzi...]
*Uzi: N?!
*N: Uzi?
*Uzi: Why are-
*N: You look-
*Uzi: How did-
*N: I-uh...
*Uzi: I think something bad...
*Patrick: Exactly! Something's bad's gonna happen later: the wrath of Sporde! (SpongeBob shushes him)
*N: I could... help, (under breath) but you probably don't want me...
*Uzi: Uh... no, I could use the... help... of you... being there... (starts to blush) with me...
*N: (smiles, wraps his hands around Uzi, whispering) Dapper buddies!
*[Uzi smacks him off, but does a cat smile. The bus then leaves them & enter the Spring Fling along with 2 other men.]
*Soldier: I've got a good feeling about this!
*Spy: Proceed!
*Rube: Alright, everyone! We're here at the Spring Fling!
*SpongeBob: (cool voice) Oh, I'm ready for this!
* [As they enter the venue, there was a great party going on.]
*Merasmus: Yes! Merasmus is here to party all night long! Dance, everyone! (maniacally laughs)
*Spy: Let us dance!
*Soldier: Oh, yeah!
*[Soldier & Spy join the dancers as the tourists start dancing too, when they are approached by Buttercup, dressed in a spiffy suit.]
*Buttercup: Would you guys move it? You might cause an obstruction in the path!
*SpongeBob: (cool voice) Easy, easy. We gotcha, Butters.
*Buttercup: Wait, you didn't sound like that before! But I'll admit, it's better than your other voice.
*SpongeBob: (cool voice) That's because my tooth gap is gone. To do this, I simply put my 2 buck teeth together. I know, it's crazy talk, mommy, crazy talk. Would you like to hear my voice with the gap?
*Buttercup: No, no thanks. (to Blossom) How's it goin' over there, Bloss?
*Blossom: Great! My cookies are selling better than hotcakes!
*Buttercup: I do not get why people like those cookies so much.
*Bubbles: Uh, me neither. Especially when they leave so many crumbs.
*Patrick: Those cookies are tasty! You 2 should know that!
*Buttercup: Yeah, tasty for you.
*SpongeBob: (changes to normal voice) People do have different senses of taste, so. (bus bypasses the dancers as they get to more food stops, as SpongeBob notices 1 standing out) The Trusty Slab? I remember that from the first time we visited Surface Land. Since then, I swore to never step foot on beach giraffes' kitchens or else I'll be mistaken for cheese.
*Rube: (stops the bus near the counter, where human Patrick tries order a Slabby Patty) Let's watch these hungry beach giraffes as they struggle to communicate.
*Patrick (live-action): No, no, wait! I'll have the uh...
*Manward: Sir, could you please order something? There are a lot of people waiting here! Some of us have lives.
*Patrick (live action): Don't rush me, I almost had it! Uh...
*Patrick: (laughs, & pulls out the ketchup packet from his mouth) That guy's so dumb!
*Mr. Slabs: (gasps at the complaining customers) Me customers! Alright, alright, alright! What's the hold-up here, Mr. Manward?
*Manward: How should I know? Go ask your persnickety fry cook.
*Mr. Slabs: Let me see about that! (grabs Patrick's money & puts them in the register) You'll be having the number 3 with cheese.
*Patrick (live-action): Aw, that's what I was gonna order! Uh, I'll have number cheese with cheese.
*Manward: Don't you have somewhere else to be a nitwit?
*Patrick (live-action): Not until 4:00.
*Manward: It's past 4:00. Go ahead & try.
*Mr. Slabs: (laughs & enters the kitchen) JimBob! Where are their burgers?
*JimBob: Oh, Mr. Slabs! You know I can't serve a Slabby Patty until it's (singy-songy) cooked... just... right! (pinches Mr. Slabs left cheek)
*[JimBob]Slabby Patty, it's cooked just right!Slabby Patty, day & night!What a nifty, tasty sight!Slabby Patty, & it's cookied just right!
*[JimBob starts scatting as the tourists & Mr. Slabs look.]
*SpongeBob: Even if he did mistake me for cheese last time, I still love this guy!
*[SpongeBob laughs as JimBob continues scatting, that is, until Mr. Slabs grumbles, causing him to stop.]
*Mr. Slabs: Enough of that!
*JimBob: Sorry, sir.
*Mr. Slabs: Get those ship-shape burgers shipped out!
*JimBob: (salutes) Yes, Mr. Slabs. It won't happen again, Mr. Slabs, sorry, Mr. Slabs. (Mr. Slabs grumbles) Alright troops, prepare to be deployed! (grows 6 more arms as he goes to work)
*Patrick: Giant patties! (faints as JimBob had finished prepping)
*JimBob: (smugly laughs) Whoopa!
*[Patrick then drools over JimBob's work, wanting to take a patty. SpongeBob grows concerned.]
*SpongeBob: Patrick? Patrick? Listen to me! Don't you dare steal a Slabby Patty! You might get- [Patrick leaps out of the bus] -caught.
*[As quickly as possible when JimBob flips up a patty, Patrick leaps & catches it at the speed of light & returns to the bus with it.]
*JimBob: Huh? Where'd the patty go? Oh well, I can just get more in the freezer.
*[Meanwhile, the bus backs away as JimBob goes to the freezer.]
*Patrick: Who's hungry?
*Rube: Amazing!
*[The tourists cheer as they swarm Patrick & the patty. In an other side of the venue, N & Uzi pass by 3 Minion agents noticing the jello. 1 of them pushes the others on 2 chairs to feed him.]
*Ralph: Pusha! Ahhh... (gets trapped in the jello as his companions dig in)
*Ron: Bueño!
*[Meanwhile, Bliss & Logan were having a heart-to-heart chat, as Patrick, with his share of the patty, observed.]
*Logan: Hey, so, this might be a little weird but I, uh, got you something after school. (presents a locket)
*Patrick: A brainwashing locket, eh?
*SpongeBob: Um, Pat? Are you... gonna take the locket away?
*Patrick: Now is not yet the time to strike.
*Bliss: Wow, Logan, it's beautiful. (wears locket) I love it. (The 2 try to kiss again until...) I should go get some punch! (goes the opposite way)
*Logan: Yeah, yeah, right, punch. Um, Bliss... (points to where the punch stand really is)
*Bliss: Yeah, right. The punch is that way. (Bliss goes the other way & Logan breathes in relief)
*Patrick: That was a... suspicious breathe if I've ever seen one.
*Rube: Well, feeding time is over. Hang on, everybody! (passes beneath Patchy's legs)
*Patchy: My Potty needs to use your... potty. (laughs)
*Manward: Sorry, no.
*Patchy: Sorry, Potty, you're gonna have to hold it. Come on!
*[Meanwhile, in the hallway, the bus was driving. Everyone's tummies were stuffed with the patty.]
*SpongeBob: Oh, that was delicious. I love surface food! (burps as the bus passes to Blossom's cookie stand)
*Patrick: Still no sign of Sporde?
*Buttercup: No... wait, why would you of all people be concerned?
*SpongeBob: Is that a problem?
*Buttercup: Um, no, it's just that your friend is the last person in the world who would say that?
*Bubbles: (arrives at the scene from trash duty) I mean, he was part of the guys who helped us defeat HIM, so he would sort of say something like that.
*Blossom: Wait, Bubbles? Back from trash duty so early?
*Bubbles: Yeah, & for good reason! I think I found Sporde's eggs lying around in the boiler room while I was taking out the trash!
*SpongeBob: Well, this we gotta see! Step on it, Rube!
*Rube: Roger that!
*[The Girls & the bus head to the boiler room but bump into Logan.]
*Logan: Woah, what's going on?
*Bubbles: It's Sporde! We think he's back!
*Logan: SPORDE? Let's go!
*[The crew get out of the venue & pass by Hitler's crones slacking off.]
*[Burgdorf]While Sporde hasn't messed up prom yetIt is time to mock our dear Fuhrer & his plansAs usual, our dear Fuhrer is a......poor old man!
*Hitler: Would you stop mocking me, you drunken oaf?
*[The bus continues following Logan & the Girls, & in doing so, they bump into Uzi, N, & V, who were also investigating.]
*Uzi: Hey, watch it!
*Blossom: What's going on?
*Uzi: I think something bad's gonna happen at prom tonight, ever since I, uh, found some larvae while preparing.
*Buttercup: Larvae? That must be Sporde too!
*N: What?
*V: Never mind that, let's just go!
*[Everyone rushes to the boiler room.]
*Rube: Okay, everybody! The next point of interest is comin' up in just a few short minutes! So just relax & enjoy the- (SpongeBob latches on to his head)
*SpongeBob: STOP, THE BUS! (Rube hits the breaks, as they enter the boiler room) RUBE! What, are, THOSE!? (points to Sporde's eggs)
*Patrick: Smells like flop sweat!
*Rube: This must be Sporde's secret hive! And 1 thing is for sure: you don't ever wanna get close to those eggs!
*Blossom: It looks like they've already hatched!
*Buttercup: This isn't good.
*Logan: No, it's, not. (pulls out his blaster & shoots everyone but the bus & cackles as he leaves)
*Bubbles: What just happened?
*Patrick: (jumps out of the bus with SpongeBob) It was Logan! He shot at you guys behind your backs! I knew he was a traitor; I've been suspicious about the guy since minute 1.
*Uzi: Wait, what the (dolphin chirp) are you-
*SpongeBob: Who we are is not important right now, we would be wasting time! Come on! We have to tell Bliss!
*V: Wait, who?
*Blossom: You guys go first! I think he shot us very badly.
*[Luckily, N, Uzi & V were robots, so they didn't suffer much damage. They get up.]
*N: (gestures to Uzi & V) Well, come on, you guys! We gotta follow that bus!
*[Uzi, N, & V run as the Surface Land tour bus drives quickly out of the boiler room.]
*Buttercup: Well, are we just gonna lie around or whaaaaaaaaaat is that thing?
*[The scene pans to a red recharge station. A scorched rabbit on a wheelchair comes out.]
*Burntrap: Hello there, little children! (farts, & coughs) Ooh, excuse me for a second. WIRES!
*[A robot bear head with a very, blob-ish body pops into scene.]
*Blob: What is it, old man?
*Burntrap: Can you get these kids out of here for me?
*Blob: YOU SWINE! YOU FORGET I DON'T HAVE ARMS!
*Burntrap: I AM NOT A SWINE! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
*Blob: HOW ABOUT I DRAG YOU BACK INTO THE PITS OF DARKNESS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME?!
*Buttercup: Why am I forced to see something stupid happen while we recover?
*Frenchy: Meanwhile...
*Rube: Hang on to your seatbelts, everyone!
*SpongeBob: Wait, wouldn't we need stealth if we are to follow him unnoticed?
*Uzi: Clearly, we wouldn't if we want to get to this... Bliss person first!
*SpongeBob: Fair point, I guess.
*[They finally make it to back to the venue, but Logan has reached Bliss first.]
*Patrick: NO!
*N: Biscuits!
*Logan: Hey, Bliss!
*Bliss: Oh, there you are! Look, I, just wanted to tell you that-
*Logan: Oh, wait! Before you say anything, I have one more surprise for you. (shoots his blaster, making a guitar)
*Patrick: So, it's a performance he wants eh?
*N: Now, what do we do? (he & Uzi turn to Patrick & SpongeBob)
*Patrick: Don't worry, I have a plan already. 
*SpongeBob: Patrick! I think we found someone who can help us. 
*[He points & the 2 turn their gaze to Patchy & Potty, who were at the event. Later, Logan is about to perform but is grabbed backstage unnoticed, except for Uzi & co, who where on Patrick's scheme. Cut back to Logan, who is taped from head to toe, stuffed in a Freddy Fazbear suit with, luckily, no animatronic devices around the facial area, & locked in the janitor's closet by Bonnie.]
*Bonnie: That should keep him out for the rest of the performance.
*Logan: What are you talking about? Kicking me out of my own performance makes no sense! 
*Patrick: But it does!
*Logan: Wait, um, Patrick, was it? Is that you? Oh, thank goodness. Please, would you help me out of here, pal?
*Patrick: Pal? You were never a pal of mine! I made the right choice of hitting you with a cookie when I saw you traitor my friends!
*SpongeBob: We can't let you escape, Logan. You're never, ever hurting Bliss tonight because we know your true colors. Or, are close to finding out your true colors. Sure the methods were extreme to keep out, but if you are Sporde, then we're not letting you out of there.
*Logan: NO! How? How did you... figure it out?! 
*SpongeBob: That's our proof! Oh, Patrick, I should not have initially doubted you when you first snapped at him! In fact, I haven't seen you fully use your brain for the first time in... years!
*Patrick: Took me time, but I can finally use my brain's full potential again!
*[As he says this, the Fazbears bar up the janitor's closet with many, many things they found backstage. Meanwhile, Uzi was expressing her doubts on Patrick's plan.]
*Uzi: I just hope that star-like freak is knowing what he's doing.
*[After she had said this, the lights dim, focusing on the stage.]
*Frenchy: Bonjour, students of Midway Elemantary. It is I, Frenchy, here to present to you ze vonderful performances for the night. For our first performer, please welcome, Patchy the Pirate!
*Uzi: Hoo boy, can't wait for some lame pirate music.
*Patchy: Arrr, avast, kids! The name be Patchy the Pirate, president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club!
*V: Wait, the cheese had a fan club?
*SpongeBob: I knew he was my biggest fan, but I never knew he had a fan club! He must really be devoted to me, but I'm not sure what to think of it.
*Patchy: Are ye ready for some real music?
*Potty: Brawk, ready.
*[Patchy starts singing "Scurvy Ain't for the Likes of Me", confusing & gaining negative reactions from the audience.]
*Kinger: I don't know what I'm looking at here.
*Jax: This is dumb & weird.
*Tourists: Huh?
*N: Uhhh...
*[Uzi groans at the performance, but luckily it stops when Patchy finishes his song, exiting the stage. Everyone sighs in relief when it ends.]
*Uzi: Thank robo-God that's over.
*Frenchy: Coming up next, is ze Gambler & his crew of zombies!
*Uzi: Oh gosh, finally! Something hopefully good!
*[As the Gambler & the zombies sing "How we Do", everyone starts jamming out except Patchy, who covers his ears.]
*Patchy: That's the worst sea shanty I ever heard! Worser than the Bird Brains! Why can't people give more attention to real music?! Oooh!
*[Following the Gambler's performance was the choir from "This is America", performing their verse from the song. Luckily, they don't get killed after their verse either, as SpongeBob & Patrick notice Logan breaking out. They push them to the side of the backstage area once they're done.]
*Frenchy: For our next performance, it's the Goofy Scoopers featuring SpongeBob & Patrick!
*[Clem Clam was on the trumpet, Bongos Bear was on the drums, Rock T. Puss was on the piano, DJ 2 Sc00pz was on the DJ booth, Patrick was the vocalist, SpongeBob was on guitar, the latter 2 in rock attire. They all perform a remix of Patrick's "Brain Freeze" but get off the stage when Logan starts blasting at them, as they land on Uzi, N, & V's faces.]
*Patrick: Are you kidding me? I've had a few more guys planned to perform, & their presence here is all for nothing! (looks at V, whose face he landed on) Hello!
*V: Get off my face!
*Patrick: I'll get on your head then!
*V: Oh no you-
*Patrick: (sees Bliss fall down as Logan sings) NO TIME! We gotta help Bliss!
*[V rushes to Bliss' aid with Patrick on her head, with N & Uzi following suit. SpongeBob, Clem, & DJ 2 Scoopz are on Uzi's head, while Bongos Bear & Rock T. Puss are on N's. Once they reach Bliss, she is on the floor, glowing green. The tour bus & the rest of the performers follow.]
*Bliss: What's... happening?
*SpongeBob: It's Logan! He's been tricking us the whole time! (sees Logan seemingly transforming)
*Freddy Fazbear: Oh no! We have to contain him!
*Chica: But how?
*Freddy Fazbear: Let's use the things we used earlier! (grabs the things in front of the janitor's closet)
*Foxy: Arrrr, are ye sure this will work?
*Freddy Fazbear: I have no clue, Foxy. But we don't know if we don't try.
*Chica: Well what do we do if it doesn't? (feels Logan breaking free)
*Freddy Fazbear: Quick! He's going to break through!
*SpongeBob: Good job, guys!
*Freddy Fazbear: Keep it together, everyone! We should be able to hold him off for enough time if we give it our best shot! Let's use all our strength!
*SpongeBob: (helps get the locket off, but is struggling like everyone else) Come on, why wouldn't it come off? These things are usually easy to remove!
*N: Maybe we should try harder! (grunts as he tries to unlock the locket, but fails)
*Bonnie: (feels Logan breaking out) Freddy!
*Foxy: I don't think we can hold him much longer! (he & Chica start grunting)
*Lizzy: It's gonna blow! Run, idiots!
*[Logan breaks free from the Fazbears holding him, but now he is a scorpion-looking character.]
*SpongeBob: (gasps) YOU! Who are you?
*Bliss: Logan! You're the Sporde? Oh, no...
*[As the Minion agents present take battle stances, 1 of them re-enacts Sporde's reveal, ripping off his suit & scaring his colleagues who spray at him & beat him up.]
*SpongeBob: Come on, why won't this locket unlock?
*Sporde: (approaches them, laughing) Sorry your "plan" against me never worked! (laughs) The locket will never be removed, as long as my power is more dominant in her soul. And to add on to that, I've slowly been infecting everybody else here.
*Bliss: You're... a monster!
*Patrick: YOU HOG!
*SpongeBob: Treacherous traitor!
*Uzi: You can go bite me-er, us!
*Rube: You ain't taking away the amazingness of this trip, you MONSTROUS GIRAFFE! We'll stop you!
*Sporde: Cute, but your refutes can't get you anywhere! Time to say goodbye!
*[N tries stabbing him with his tail, but his shell is too strong, & Sporde knocks him off, Suddenly, 1 of the doors opens loudly.]
*Momi: I'M CALLING THE POLICE! POLICE! POLICE!
*[As she does this, multiple police trucks & helicopters crash into the venue.]
*Police Officer: POLICE! (dolphin chirp)!
*[A colleague of his bursts in with a gun.]
*Mokey: There he is, police! THERE HE IS!
*[As he does this, SpongeBob & Patrick fire a potato at Sporde from the bus, & Blossom uses her eye lasers to strike him on the foot.]
*Blossom: Hey, Sporde! If you're gonna blast someone on the back, make sure you're strong enough to keep them down! You're not hurting anyone else anymore; this ends, NOW!
*Sporde: (chuckles) You're too late, Powerpuff Girls! (strikes his guitar, turning all the students into Sporde minions as he laughs, & a new villain comes into scene behind the Girls)
*Charleston: You're not going anywhere, little girls. SIT, DOWN! And everybody who isn't a villain, FREEZE! This is a robbery! (the tourists raises their hands up as he approaches the Trusty Slab stand) Slabs! (Slabs peers in from the kitchen) Show yourself.
*Mr. Slabs: (steps out & hugs the register) You can never have me cash register, over me cold, lifeless body!
*Charleston: No one wants your stupid money! Hand over the Slabby Patty secret formula, & no one gets vaporized, see?
*Sporde: I should thank you, Blossom. My slugs needed a rich enough source, before they could fully take over. And thanks to you, they've got it! (pan to Blossom's cookie stand, being swarmed by his minions)
*Blossom: My cookies!
*Patrick: Her cookies! Wait, if that's the case then, how am I not turned into a minion of his, then?
*SpongeBob: I... guess it only affects beach giraffes...? But that begs the question, now what are we going to do? (hears large footsteps from behind)
*Optimus Prime: The plan is simple: we bring the fight to him! We'll charge together!
*SpongeBob: Whoa! Who are you?
*Optimus Prime: My name, is Optimus Prime. And me & my companions have come along to help you in your conquest for freedom, for freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
*SpongeBob & Patrick: Hooray!
*N: I guess we should, uh... 
*[Uzi groans, & then like everyone else who crashes at the prom, takes battle stances.]
*Freddy Fazbear: Are you guys ready?
*Foxy: Ye know we are.
*Blossom: Girls, it's time for Sporde's last dance! (the girls, Uzi, N, V, & the bus rush at Sporde & his minions)
*Optimus Primal: Maximals...
*Optimus Prime: Autobots...
*Optimus Prime & Primal: ROLL OUT! (the Autobots & Maximals charge)
*Villager Commander: Now go! Go, go, go! (his troops charge forward)
*Sporde: ATTACK! (as he says this, both parties start charging & attacking each other, while Donald Glover films a new music video amid the chaos, & once all his minions have been dealt with, everyone rushes at him)
*Blossom: Is that all you got, Sporde?
*SpongeBob: Blossom, don't tempt fate!
*Sporde: Oh, please! (spits his sticky saliva at the Girls)
*Buttercup: Gross!
*SpongeBob: And that is exactly why.
*[After that, everyone else of the heroes are either swarmed by Sporde's goons or spat at with saliva. The bus starts driving around in circles with Donald.]
*Fred: MY LEG!
*Rube: We're not pie! Why is he chasing us? WHY?! WH-
*Charlie: LOOK OUT! (points at the goo being spat at them, until they & Donald are stuck in the goo)
*Donald Glover: Doing a parody of my most popular song at this time was not a good idea.
*SpongeBob: NOOOOO!!!
*Momi: NO! YOU (dolphin chirp)!
*Bliss: Hang on! I'm coming! (she & the tour bus see Sporde in front of them)
*SpongeBob: Now, what?
*Sporde: You're so pathetic. All this time, you thought you were tracking me? Oh, no! I was tracking you!
*[The tourists gasp.]
*Rube: Okay, no need to panic, everyone! Just a slight delay! (chuckles & tries to get the bus off the goo, grunting) Come on!
*SpongeBob: What kind of monsters would want to trap folks like this?
*Sporde: (to Bliss) Planet after planet, you destroyed my precious eggs. Eons of work, ruined! Well, how you do like when I come to your home planet, & destroy everything you care about!
*Bliss: (to Sporde) I- trusted you!
*Sporde: (laughs) That was the best part! I love making you love me!
*Daycare Attendant: (grunts while trapped in the goo) SIMP, SIMP!
*Player: You won't get away with this!
*[A minion of Sporde simply growls at him.]
*Sporde: (to Bliss) You are so weak-minded, so weak-hearted. You let your human emotions get the best of you! You're WORTHLESS!!!
*[SpongeBob lunges at Sporde, whose tail is about to hit Bliss. Once he gets in the way, he is sliced in half.]
*Bliss: SpongeBob, NO!
*Sporde: (laughs & turns to the Surface Land tour bus) You see, you useless aquatic creatures?! That's what happens when you mess with me! Especially you, you tubby starfish, for catching onto my secret before anyone else could!
*Rube: We're not useless! You've already ruined our trip enough already!
*Tourists: Yeah!
*Little Fish: Meanie!
*Patrick: Nobody calls me... TUBBY!
*Sporde: I don't care, you idiots! I am a superior being, so I'll call you whatever I want, & I can do & ruin anything to my will, even if it ruins others' lives! Once I'm done with Bliss, I'll KILL ALL OF YOU. ONE BY ONE.
*Patrick: I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL CUT OFF YOUR LIMBS, & NAIL THEM TO MY ROCK!
*Sporde: (loudly laughs) That's the worst threat I've ever heard! Like, what makes you think you can kill me, you BIG, PINK LOSER?! (laughs again)
*SpongeBob: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
*Sporde: Huh?
*SpongeBob: -YA! (kicks Sporde in the face with his leg) No one insults ANYONE, especially my friends, & gets away with it!
*Sporde: GRRRRRR!!! HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!
*SpongeBob: Bad news for you, Sporde! You should've done your research, because I'm a sea sponge! I can regenerate my sliced-off body parts! (laughs, making Sporde shriek due to how annoying it is) And I know a lot of KARA-TAY! You're never killing anyone, not when we defeat you first!
*Sporde: (grunts) You are hindrances to my plans! And now, die, Bliss, DIE!
*[The tourists & the Girls scream as Sporde prepares to hit Bliss, & Charleston prepares his vaporizer.]
*Charleston: You all have until the count of 3!
*Mokey: I've... HAD ENOUGH!
*[With enough strength & anger, he pulls himself & his friends out of the goo as a hovering car crashes in.]
*Benson: STOOOOOOOPPP!!! This ends, NOW!
*Villager Commander: Artillery!
*[The scene cuts to Mirage & Prime, stuck in goo & struggling to fend off Sporde's offspring.]
*Mirage: Prime, what the (dolphin chirp) are we going to do?
*Optimus Prime: I know exactly what to do. Call them in.
*Mirage: You're not bringing in who I think your bringing in, are you?
*Optimus Prime: It is for the best.
*[Mokey grabs his friend Grooby to use as a gun, who screams as he loads the ammo on his butt. A yellow robot then jumps out of a plane blasting at the minions surrounding Optimus Prime.]
*Optimus Prime: 'Bee!
*[Another ship arrives, looking almost like...]
*SpongeBob: Bubble Bass?
*Bubble Bass: (drops down from his ship) Not now, LoserPants! We've got enemies to take down!
*Bumblebee: (after taking down an enemy) I have come here to kick (dolphin chirp)! (rushes to Optimus' aid as the plane he jumped down from transforms into Stratosphere) Sorry I'm late, Optimus. Hit a little traffic.
*Optimus Prime: You have not been too late, old friend. Now, Autobots! Maximals! The fight must go on.
*SpongeBob: That just gives me an idea!
*[SpongeBob pulls up a telephone & calls the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs responds.]
*Mr. Krabs: Krusty Krab!
*SpongeBob: (leaps in the phone, leading straight to the Krusty Krab) Guys! You have to listen to me! We need your help! There's an evil alien on the loose!
*Squidward: (wakes up) Huh? Should I call the Navy?
*SpongeBob: No! We just need a team of people who I know can help in situations like this!
*Sandy: We got your back, square dude!
*Mrs. Puff (sighs) I don't see why not. After all, it gives me more time to revel in... (rips out her clothes, revealing her Puff the Tough outfit) ...my tough side!
*SpongeBob: (gasps) I knew it was you back when I saw working at Salty Spitoon!
*Old Man Walker: I'll join in!
*Karen: You have my full support!
*Plankton: Karen, really? Aren't you supposed to be supporting ME?
*Karen: Yeah, but what else do you have better to do in your life other than stealing the same thing over & over again?
*Plankton: I don't know. (sighs) Fine, SpongeBob; I'll join your te-am again, I guess.
*Mr. Krabs It's pronounced TE-EM, Plankton! Ye really still need to work on your vocabulary, don't you?
*Plankton: Don't you dare insult my ingenuity, Krabs! I WENT TO COLLEGE!!!
*Squidward: Nope, I'm staying here.
*Mr. Krabs: Well then, Mr. Squidward. I might reconsider giving you & SpongeBob your monthly checks. (raises eyebrows)
*Squidward: (grumbles, then sighs in defeat) Fine!
*SpongeBob: Excellent! See you guys there!
*Mr. Krabs: Wait! I have something ye might have dropped before leaving, boy-o. (tosses to SpongeBob his keys)
*SpongeBob: Thanks, Mr. Krabs! (jumps back in the phone)
*Mr. Krabs: To the Patty Mobile!
*[Everyone gets on poles leading to the garage. Once they get there, Mr. Krabs unravels the Patty Mobile & presses controls that transform the vehicle into a sub. After that, the crew hops in.]
*Sandy: Let's ride this puppy! (closes the window & sets the Patty Mobile to turbo) Yee... (Patty Mobile boosts off) HAW!
*Squidward: MO-MMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
*[Back at the battle, Dr. Doctor kills Duncan & some Sporde goons, who were holding Player captive. Captain & Ninja similarly manage to break free. Frenchy then approaches the bus.] 
*Frenchy: SpongeBob! Patrick! I need your help! If ve are to call in more reinforcements, I believe ve must recite a ritual zat vill bring in many people from ze Tidal Zone!
*SpongeBob: Tidal Zone? What's that?
*Frenchy: I would've had no time to explain, but it is basically ze multiverse where ve are living in! Now, let us begin! I have a book with ze ritual written on it.
*[Frenchy pulls out a book, & he, alongside SpongeBob & Patrick read it in ominous black cloaks. Soon enough, a wide array of characters emerge from various portals.]
*SpongeBob: I can't believe it! Everyone's here! Everyone's here! Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, WE HAVE EVERYONE!
*Crazed Reporter: (gets up & laughs) You really think you can escape? FROM THE NEWS! (laughs)
*[The scene cuts back to a trapped Uzi. She is about to get killed, but luckily, N steps in to save her.]
*Uzi: Ugh, quit saving me!
*Squidward: Why must I be called in a time like this? I have better things to do!
*Sandy: Yeah, but saving the planet from some threat can benefit all of us!
*Mr. Krabs: You did decide to come along after I mentioned something about paychecks.
*[Squidward grumbles as main-universe Patrick & The Patrick Show-universe Patrick stare at each other.]
*Patrick: Clearly, I'm the real Patrick Star!
*Patrick (The Patrick Show): No, I'M the real Patrick Star!
*Patrick: Oh yeah? Well, no offense, but I don't have parents whose names are Cecil & Bunny! And I do NOT have a younger sister!
*SpongeBob: Can you 2 stop? We have more important matters at hand!
*Squidina: Well, what are we going to do?
*Karen: We'll split into teams. Me, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, Larry, Hoops, & Puff will take on the aliens on our south. SpongeBob & his friends will take the east. Everyone else takes northwest.
*GrandPat: LET'S MOW DOWN THESE DARN THINGS! (charges at the goons, yelling)
*Sandroid: (gesturing to Sporde's offspring) You will face the wrath of Sandroid!
*Bubble Bass: (notices his mother walk to him) Mother? Really? Are we here to have another embarrassment session together?
*Mama Bass: I'm not here to embarrass you, son. I'm here to help you!
*Bubble Bass: Wuh-y-y-y- (starts tearing up) You've never helped me!
*Mama Bass: Let's just say desperate times call for desperate measures.
*SpongeBob: Well, how exactly are we going to attack these guys?
*[A metal clank is heard. Behind them, they see Plankton, standing on the helmet of an empty knight armor. The scene cuts to Captain Quasar, who is dealing with some of Sporde's minions.]
*Captain Quasar: Pat-Tron! I could really use your help right now!
*Cecil-5000: Not to worry! (camera pans to TPS Patrick's & Pat-Tron's family) You've got a whole lot of help by your side!
*William Lennox: Laze the target! Move, move, move! (the soldiers get back in battle)
*Izzy: Optimus? (sees Optimus freed from the goo, riding Dragonstorm) YEAH!
*[Dragonstorm attacks some of Sporde's minions who were hatched from his eggs. Optimus then starts killing them.]
*Optimus Prime: Did you forget who I am? (swings his sword at the minions, beheading them) I am Optimus Prime! Everyone, attack! (the Autobots, Maximals, Saxton Hale, & 2Fort mercenaries from both RED & BLU teams attack as N comes to Uzi's aid after regenerating from
*[The scene cuts to Mrs. Puff, Old Man Walker, & Karen face off against Sporde's offspring surrounding them.]
*Karen: Let's see how you like us, you TWITS!
*[Karen transforms into a giant mecha destroying the aliens with ease as Mrs. Puff inflates at those who lunge at her. One of them pounces on the Larry, before the lobster lifts it up with ease & throws all the way through the roof.]
*Mermaid Man: EVILLLLLLLLL!!! (drives the Invisible Boatmobile in circles, taking out some of Sporde's minions)
*Old Man Walker: Get ready for Hoops the Poops, you dizzy ding-dongs!
*[He throws his hula hoops at some the aliens, easily capturing them. A knocked out goon feels a knight armor touching him. It turns to see Plankton on the head of the armor.]
*Plankton: Peekaboo!
*[From inside the armor, SpongeBob spins Patrick around the left arm, making it knock out the alien again. Mr. Krabs, Squidward, & Sandy, who were also inside the armor, begin attacking the aliens.]
*[N grabs Uzi's hand to dodge an attack, while she catches a knife as she flings it to one of Sporde's goons. N blasts the same goon, killing it. Bumblebee passes by them, aiming his blaster at other goons.]
*Bumblebee: And that is how you get to the big leagues.
*Uzi: Gee, thanks.
*V: Hey, can you idiots help me here?!
*[V is seen still stuck by Sporde's goo. Uzi & N then rush over to her aid. Meanwhile, another one of Sporde's goons makes them trip, causing the armor to get destroyed. They all retreat to some military barriers, as SpongeBob prepares his ketchup & mustard blaster.]
*SpongeBob: Extra ketchup, extra mustard!
*Patrick: (struggles to lift the mayo container) H-hold the MAYOOOOOO! (grunts)
*Mr. Krabs: Unleash the condiments!
*SpongeBob: With relish!
*[SpongeBob & the police start shooting as the villagers prepare their artillery.]
*William Lennox: Laze the target! Laze it, laze it, laze it!
*Villager Commander: Send in the Daladas!
*Pilot: Lazer paint confirmed, lazer paint confirmed on target.
*Santos: Come on!
*Pilot: Silver arrows, fire!
*[The pilot gestures to the singing villager pilots, who ready their missiles & blast them off.]
*Pilot: Missiles away. Missiles away!
*Villager #9: (sees the path is cleared by the bombarding missiles) Now, go!
*[The Villager in charge of the artillery gives the go signal to those who will fire. Alex the lion then pulls the triggers, setting them off. Meanwhile, Donald Glover shoots lasers.]
*Ollie Ostrich: (to Sporde) I'm gonna feast down your face!
*Ennard: (to Sporde) I'm gonna bomb your house & then cut your mom's head off!
*Ollie Ostrich: What the-
*Carol: (smacks Charleston from behind with her karate glove) KARATE CHOP! (knocks him down as the tourists sigh in relief)
*Patrick: She chopped him real good!
*[Meanwhile, the Minions, who were kicked out by Sporde off-screen, return in a custom-made airplane. Mel rallies his comrades as they get into battle with the motive of freeing everyone from the goo. Patchy, in a canon, then enters the scene with Potty.]
*Patchy: Alright, Potty, I'm ready! FIRE!
*Potty: (lights up the cannon) Bombs away! (cannon sends Patchy flying with Potty catching up)
*Sporde: This is all too distracting. (turns to Bliss as he strikes her with his tail)
*Bliss: (after her anger fuels up) No. (takes cover with his guitar) NO! (the guitar is destroyed in the process as Bliss gets up) I'm not worthless! (throws the locket away, leaving SpongeBob to destroy it as she does a shockblast, flinging Sporde's infected & original minions away, with one of the latter group ending up in the crazy reporter's clutches, & all the infected turning back to normal)
*Crazed Reporter: (chokeholds the original Sporde minions) Yes, YOU LIKE THE BREAKING NEWS? HUH? YOU LIKE THE BREAKING NEWS?!
*Player: Let's do this! (charges at Sporde yelling)
*Bliss: Weak-minded, huh? (Sporde is flung to Blossom's cookie stand, destroying it)
*Blossom: My cookies!
*Bubbles & Buttercup: (joyfully) Her cookies! (Blossom grunts)
*Patrick: Not the cookies!
*Bliss: (sees Sporde charging at her) Weak-hearted? (Bliss flings Sporde as many characters ambush him)
*Hitler: Let's see if you like my pencil of doom, Sporde!
*Burgdorf: My Fuhrer, please stop boasting & just throw the pencil!
*Hitler: I will be getting on with it if you would just shut up!
*Burgdorf: Just do it! Time is running out!
*Hitler: It's time to end that scorpion's plans once & for all! (throws pencil at Sporde as it explodes)
*Optimus Prime: (tackles Sporde) I've had enough! (slices Sporde's upper arms off) Time to show you the real power of a Prime!
*[Uzi then kicks a knife at Sporde, which hits his lower right palm, & kicks him in the face. This leaves SpongeBob & Patrick to deal with him, as the former shoots ketchup & mustard at him, as Patrick struggles to hold the mayo jar. The 2 scream as SpongeBob attacks. Sporde spits at them, but he dodges while Patrick grows exhausted from holding the jar.]
*Patrick: I... can't hold the mayo... any longer!
*[He throws the jar at Sporde, sending him flying through a wall as Player cuts off his remaining arms & legs, rendering him handicapped. Bubble Bass then sits on his face.]
*Crazed Reporter: YASSSS!!! BREAKING NEWS!
*Player: It's over.
*[Everyone cheers in victory after Sporde has been dealt with.]
*[Suction Cup Man]Go eat a (dolphin chirp)That's right, go eat a (dolphin chirp)Go eat a (prolonged dolphin chirp)Go eat a big ol' (dolphin chirp)Go eat a (dolphin chirp; followed by harmonica)
*Bliss: Thanks for explaining me to myself, Sporde! You know, it clearly reminded me how wrong you were! My emotions, my feelings for those I love, they're not my weakness, they're my greatest strength! It's over, Sporde!
*Sporde: No, wait... (morphs into Logan) Bliss! Y-you're right! I-I'm sorry, please! We can still be together!
*Dawko: Get in this Pokeball! (throws the mayo jar from earlier sticking Sporde's head as Bliss further shoves him into it)
*Bliss: Can it, Sporde.
*Buttercup: I mean, technically, that's a jar.
*SpongeBob: Oh, I get it! (Bliss places the jar next to SpongeBob, knowing he will start laughing, making Sporde scream in fear)
*Angry Grandpa: I wish I could've shot that (dolphin chirp)!
*Uzi: Lucky for you, old man, we're not done yet.
*Skipper: Okay, then. It's clear what we need to do next. It's time to clean up this place, boys!
*[The penguins split up as it cuts to the Minions hard at work with freeing everyone from the goo. Meanwhile, Rube tries to unstick the bus.]
*Rube: Come on, come on!
*Patrick: Having trouble?
*Rube: Yeah, it's amazing. I can't get this dang thing to budge!
*Patrick: H-hey, I have a great idea! I'll be right back!
*[Patrick gets out of the bus & manages to shove it out of the goo as well. He gets back in once he's done.]
*Rube: That was a great idea, Patrick!
*Mr. Slabs: Fear not, gentle customers! This is not a robber.
*Mr. Krabs: Eh? Who is this landlubber who thinks he can walk around with me voice?
*Mr. Slabs: This is my lame competition, Charleston! (laughs as he captures his business rival)
*Charleston: What gave me away, my voice?
*Plankton: He sounds like me, too! This cannot be... unless, we have parallel counterparts here on the surface, I think?
*Mr. Slabs: Eh, well, you still haven't changed your knitcap, I see.
*Charleston: (grunts) Foiled by a hand-crocheted gift... AGAIN! (Slabs laughs) Mark my words, Slabs, maybe not today, but oh, someday, that Slabby Patty secret recipe will be mine! (laughs as he raises his fist)
*Mr. Slabs: Nice try, weirdo! (throws Charleston into the garbage area, snickering)
*Charleston: Where am I?
*Soldier: Good work!
*Spy: Let us dance! 
*Soldier: Oh yeah! (starts dancing with Spy)
*Rube: (as the tour bus exits the Spring Fling venue & bypasses Charleston) Oh, excuse me, Sir! (runs over Charleston's leg) Pardon me! (the bus follows the Utonium family as they meet up with the UPB)
*Bliss: Well, I wish I could stay longer, but I have to testify with Soorde here. (turns to the UPB agents) Thanks for letting me hitch a ride with you guys back to headquarters.
*Green UPB agent: Eh, no problem.
*Orange UPB agent: Well, with that being said, (presents Bliss her badge) you ready to join the Universal Protection Bureau, Bliss?
*Bliss: Really? (chuckles) Yes! (presents the badge to her sisters) Check it out! You girls keep TownsVille safe & I'll keep the galaxy safe.
*Bubbles: You're the greatest, Bliss.
*Blossom: And we're sorry about Logan. I know what it's like to have your heart broken. Nobody actually liked my cookies...
*Patrick: Aw, don't cry! At least I liked your cookies & they did me no harm.
*Blossom: Aw, that's so sweet! (hugs Patrick)
*Bliss: Thanks. But, I'll be okay. Besides, I think this break-up will hurt him more than hurt me. Okay, I better go.
*The Utoniums: No! Don't leave, Bliss!
*Bliss: Guys, chill. I'll be back with brunch on Sunday, remember?
*Bubbles: Oh, yeah!
*Rube: Well, unfortunately, this is where we'll say our goodbyes to y'all. We have to get going, it's very late.
*Bubbles: Oh, I understand. I did wish we had some more time together, especially during the time we found out about Bliss! We would've developed such a great chemistry with you guys outside your superhero alter-egos!
*Squidward: Heh, probably not. (gets lightly elbow-smacked by SpongeBob) What?
*SpongeBob: Well, I never know when we'll meet again, but you guys can join us on the way back home!
*Buttercup: SpongeBob, we can't breathe water. How would you expect us to join you guys down there?
*Blossom: I think he was talking about our final stop being at the shoreline before we say goodbye.
*Buttercup: Fair point.
*Rube: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get cruisin'! (drives off)
*SpongeBob: Come on, you guys!
*Professor Utonium: Was the cheese talking to us?
*[Cut to the bus driving on the sidewalk.]
*Rube: This has been the most amazing Surface Land trip I've ever done! (laughs)
*Buttercup: Ugh, where are we even going anyways?
*SpongeBob: To the beach!
*Tourists: (raising their fists) To the beach!
*[Cut to the beach.]
*Rube: Okay, everyone! We are about to begin our final descent into Bikini Bottom, so this is your last chance to take snapshots before we submerge! (the tourists take pictures as they bypass a dog & his walker & Beach Blanket Bean-Go)
*Beanie McBeans: Beans! (throws beans at the attendees) Beans!
*Patrick: I'm so hungry still.
*Blossom: Is that bean guy wasting good food?
*SpongeBob: Did you see that? (the bus runs over David Hasselhoff's feet)
*Rube: Excuse me! (Patchy & Potty drive from behind them)
*Potty: I'm outta here! (flees as David confronts Patchy)
*David: You ran over my foot!
*Patchy: Eh, I don't think so, I- (David pulls his hat down his face & leaves thereafter)
*Bubbles: Well, this is it.
*SpongeBob: Erm, I would say yes, but... not really.
*Blossom: What's that supposed to mean?
*SpongeBob: Well, things can get a little weird at our place some time, so who knows? Maybe we might have more run-ins with each other.
*Bliss: Before you guys go, we just wanted to say... thanks for the help. I don't think we foresaw us crossing paths, & then, coming to... this.
*Patrick: Aw, it's nothing. But we were happy to help.
*Professor Utonium: (kneels down to the Surface Land bus) You know, I myself have never gotten much interactions with you all, but I also wanted to thank you for... helping keep my daughters safe.
*SpongeBob: You're very welcome, good Sir, but before we go, we just want to let you know that if we every cross paths again... (a mashup between the normal & musical versions of "Best Day Ever" is sung by the Bikini Bottomites, & once it ends, it cuts to all the passengers at the end of the bus & Rube with his head turned around in the driver's seat waving at the Utoniums) Goodbye, sweet Surface Land! We'll never forget you!
*[The bus gets on Frenchy's sub as they say goodbye to the surface. They soon reach SpongeBob's house.]
*Rube: Welp, that's the end of our tour, folks! I hope y'all enjoyed yourselves! I sure as heck did! (SpongeBob, with Gary in his arms, & Patrick jump off the bus, while Squidward just climbs out)
*SpongeBob: You were right, Rube! That was the most amazing trip we've ever taken! Bye!
*[Rube & tourists wave goodbye as they drive off.]
*SpongeBob: (sighs) What a trip. (he, Squidward, & Patrick return to their houses; SpongeBob enters his house) We're home! Did you enjoy that, Gary?
*Gary: Meow!
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