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Disclaimer: references to Wings of Fure by Tui T. Sutherland, and, um, weird songs on YouTube?
Slerp ate a chocolate chip and suddenly he was in heaven.
Chocalate chip heaven. Then he rocketed through the sky through the cotton candy clouds and poofed into the Wings of Fire universe. "AaaaauuhauahhauauauahauaghuauauuauahsuakayuauauahsuuauauuahayauueoeooiieieioeieiaiieioieaioioeieowooeiiOOOJOAOAOJAOAOOOOK!" He yelled a t a flying pig."oink." Lu slapped Slerp and rode the pig over a rainbow singing "GUAC A MOLE GUAC A MOLE AAAAAAH." at the top of her lungs. Suddenly Slerp was there but he was a penguin with a lion tail and he said rOaR but it came out more like "COCONUT COCOFRUIT COCOCONUT WHAT" and Lu slapped him again and he crashed through the rainbow and went through magic unicorm land and he puked cause he thought he was going to due but then he fell through the rainbow and thought he saw dragons but then he landed in the Warriors universe and a cat looked at Slerp and puked out FireStar and $|erp puked out a twinkling twinkling little star which bit him. Slerp floated in a hallucinating dream world, acutelt aware that he was dreaming, which reminded him of lucid dreams which he knew about so he started singing about making the dream a cookie and suddenly he was there in a cookie. He was happy. Until Lu busted in and shouted "BACK OFF I HAVE A SORD" but she didn't actually cause it was spelled wrong, so...
Slerp slapped a sheep which said MOOO and Lu said, "hiii am i a meeeme?" And Slerp said, "no because i am a meeeeme." But actually both of them were riding inside a microscopic carraige so they couldn't be memed. 
A sudden BANG sent the caraigge tumbling and Slerp and Lu popped out. They were standing in the middle of nowhere when all of a sudden Glory from Wings of Fire was there and tying them up and saying, "Why? Don't you know any better?" 
Slerp said, "No."
Lu slapped both of them and spread her wings and flew away because she can. But she can't. So she plummeted down and down and down... But she ¢@n, so she did. She flew and flew abd flew untul her wings gave out and she was plummeting again. She fell through the cloud cover and realized she was watching the world from inside a crystal ball. She could see Slerp's distorted figure through the glass, along with Glory and Deathbringer. They were somewhere in the WoF universe, but she wasn't sure where.