Shocking Revelations

Shocking Revelations is the twenty-third episode of SBFW Quest. It aired on August 27, 2019 and was written by FireMatch.
== Transcript ==
(Episode begins with Purple eating a snow cone)
Cici: Purple, where did you get that snow cone?
Purple: From that old-ass-looking snow cone machine over there. (he points to a tray of ice with food coloring poured all over it)
Cici: That’s what they called a snow cone?!
Purple: Apparently so. It’s better than you think. Wanna try it?
Cici: No tha- (they hear rumbling) What was that?
Purple and Cici: Ingot.
(Ingot is seen stomping his foot, Ian nearby)
Ingot: NO! I told you to vandalize Crazy’s hoopla poster, not Jasbre’s Meat Puppets album!
Ian: Sorry, I had cotton in my ear.
Ingot: Sure you did.
Ian: No, really. (Shows cotton ball in his ear)
Ingot: Whatever, just don't do that again.
Ian: Yes sir.
Ingot: Where were we? Oh yeah.
Purple: Stop right where you are, criminal!
Ingot: Oh me, a criminal? I think not! Ian, attack!
Ian: Right on it! (he charges towards Purple and Cici with his dull dagger, and misses terribly and runs right into a tree) That smarts.
Ingot: D’oh!
Cici: Take this! (he chucks a small rock from the ground and throws it straight into Ingot’s eye, stunning him)
Ingot: My goddamn eye! How did this even happen?!
Cici: I have no fucking clue.
Purple: 27.
Cici: What does that even mean?
Purple: I dunno, I just like saying it. (winks)
Ingot: (takes the rock out of his eye, revealing a scar left on it from where it hit) Alright, you win. I’ve had enough of this bullshit, there’s no need to hide my identity any longer.
Cici: Yes.
Ingot: I am… 
Purple: Yes!
Ingot: … 
Ian: (eating a snow cone) What?
Ingot: I am… Lock!
Cici and Purple: WHAT?!
Lock: Yes, that’s who I really am. You really were dumb enough to not notice me targeting Crazy?
Purple: I totally noticed.
Cici: I was reading a book. (Purple slaps him) Hey!
Lock: Toodaloo, uh… what rhymes with that… idiots! (starts walking away) See ya on the flip side… or not! Man I need to work on my lines.
(Cut to Golf in jail)
Jail warden: Golf, Golf, Golf… you’re free to go.
Golf: You’re kidding, right?
Jail warden: No, I’m not. Relieves me of one more prisoner.
Golf: Well, uh, okay then. (the warden opens up his cell and Golf is let out)
(Fast forward to 1 week later, and Golf is finished with his latest project)
Golf: I bring you… the new and improved, old… Fanonland!
Jasbre: Say what now?! YOU rebuilt the old Fanonland?!
Golf: Yep. As an apology.
Jasbre: That’s just… astonishing.
Matchy: Wow, he’s really changed in… 10 months.
Golf: A lot can happen in 10 months.
Dan: Can I rebuild Fanonland next? I want to… spice things up.
Purple and Matchy: NO!
Dan: Stop j- (gets slapped)
Matchy: No. Just… no, go do something else, like read a book.
Dan: But I just read all the Kiddy Wimp books. And my girlfriend broke up with me on the phone before we landed here.
Matchy: Ok fair point. But why is Crazy running around in circles?
Crazy: FANONLAND IS BACK, FANONLAND IS BACK, FANONLAND IS- (runs into Cici)
Cici: Pipe down, will ya?
Jasbre: I’ll be the king like I was before.
Purple: Fine, I guess?
Matchy: Whatever.
Crazy: o
Golf: Well, I’ll let you guys be. I gotta go banish a certain guy wearing an Alvin sweatshirt. (heads off)
Dan: What was that about?
Purple: No idea. Anyways, I was thinking about remodeling the old… (everyone starts chatting, ending the episode)
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