Your Twist Is My Command

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==Blurb (Short Episode Description)==
Your Twist Is My Command is an actual play podcast of Twisted Wishes and Tricube Tales. Nugh, Ailbh, and Sadie fill in as temp genies, twisting the wishes to never grant exactly what the wishers want.
==Non Player Characters==
* Idrul the Genie: genie who hired the Kittens to cover his wish shift.
* Mercy Dream: wisher. Sadie and Nugh and Ailbh used their temporary genie powers to turn Mercy from a cat burglar into an incorporeal being who is probably vengeful wraith following them right now, whoops.
* Harley Duststone: wisher. Sadie and Nugh and Ailbh granted Harley's wish to find a diamond as large as he can carry. They didn't twist his wish at all because they didn't really need to; finding a giant diamond rarely works out well for people. He did it to impress his ex wife, but was that really the resolution to their marital problems? Unlikely.
* Josselyn Woodleaf: wisher. Sadie and Nugh and Ailbh were asked to bring her husband back from inside the whale that swallowed him, but unfortunately he took one look at peg legged fisher Josselyn and said, "Jossie! My first wife!" and was immediately on a quest to return to the whale's stomach town where he had been mayor.
* Harold Woodleaf: Josselyn's husband. Sadie and Nugh and Ailbh were asked by Josselyn to bring her husband back from inside the whale that swallowed him, but unfortunately he took one look at peg legged fisher Josselyn and said, "Jossie! My first wife!" and was immediately on a quest to return to the whale's stomach town where he had been mayor.
* Seamus Silverkeeper: wisher. Sadie and Nugh and Ailbh accidentally sincerely granted his wish for the map of all maps.
* Forthwind Montagu: wisher. Sadie and Nugh and Ailbh turned this vain person into a statue of themselves as beautiful as they were in their twenties, with a reflecting pool so they can stare at themselves all day long, in a nice park so people can admire them. The statue has the ability to cry tears. Sadie's sure they're happy ones. The statue can also become human one day a month. Sadie's sure that won't come back to bite her (future GMs, feel free to make that come back in a future episode.)
* Atiel Orren: wisher. Went from an orphan to a duke's long lost daughter because of FBK's wish.
* Carac Redstream: wisher. Wanted the information to take over the world. Sadie and Nugh and Ailbh gave him so much information that he drools and can't move. World saved.
* Gianna Duca: wisher. Sadie and Nugh and Ailbh advised her to wish for something for someone other than herself. Gianna wished for Sadie and Hudson to be able to get to know each other better. Sadie and Nugh and Ailbh put Hudson's spirit inside Sadie's body, where Sadie and Anne are, so they could chat, leaving Hudson's body empty.
* Winifred Ashglad: wisher. Sadie and Nugh and Ailbh made Winnifred, who wished to be heard, an author with a lot of attention. Anything they write, people will surely read. Hopefully they didn't create the Unibomber.
* Edmund de Bolbec: wisher. Sadie and Nugh and Ailbh didn't actually grant Edmund's wish, which was for Margaret the patisserie clerk to notice him, but told him they did, which gave Edmund the confidence to talk to her.
* Margaret Cromwell: Edmund's crush.
* Hudson Steinhauser: Sadie and Nugh and Ailbh advised Gianna Duca to wish for something for someone other than herself. Gianna wished for Sadie and Hudson to be able to get to know each other better. Sadie and Nugh and Ailbh put Hudson's spirit inside Sadie's body, where Sadie and Anne are, so they could chat, leaving Hudson's body empty.
==Plot Summary==
Wishes are great right?
Ailbh, Nugh, and Sadie/Anne find out in this episode of Firebreathing Kittens. The 3 are approached in the guildhall by the weary Djinn Idrul, a genie desperately looking for a day off - the first in 500 Niqamui years.
The genie promises the 3, after being accosted by numerous felines and plied with strong rum beer, 10,000 gold to take over some of his duties to allow them to take a vacation without impacting his already poor quota of daily wishes granted.
The trio dutifully agree and begin serving the people of Niqamui, some knowingly and some less so, by granting their desires. 
They are transported to the Central Wish Station where the team are presented with 10 icons, 10 wishes to fulfil for summoners in Niqamui.
Ailbh takes control of the fantasy remote - with all buttons except those required to select wishes covered for everyone's safety - aims to select the Pot Still but misses and selects the Porcelain Doll.
Wish 1
Porcelain Doll - Transported to the streets in Niqamui where they meet a young street girl named Atiel. She wishes for food, to be fed. The wish administered makes her become the Duke’s estranged daughter which places her into a place where she will be looked after but may feel out of place. Roll was successful, Atiel is now the Duke’s daughter. Score 5.
Wish 2
Pot Still - The team go to a cluttered shop, filled with maps. The proprietor, Seamus, is known to Ailbh and attempted in the past to get him interested in a pot still. Seamus has since found the still. Seamus wishes for “the map of all maps”. The team came to a joint decision to give him an interactive map with everything he asked for, but with a limited battery life. The map would be of a different dimension - New Niqamui, and Seamus would be shrunk down to the relative size of someone in the map. The team failed the roll and gave Seamus the map of all maps. Score 0
Wish 3
Perfume Bottle - The team are moved to a lavish bedroom, adorned in silk with a 4-poster bed, vanity, make-up. Forthwind is the owner of such a room and asks to look like she did when she was 20 and catch the eye once again of Sir Archibald. The wish is twisted to make her into a marble statue, with her soul bound to it, the ability to feel and cry, in the centre of an upper class park overlooking a reflecting pool. The wish is successful and she is transformed. Score 9
Wish 4
Goldfish - Josselyn is found on a boat in the ocean, incredible weather. She wishes for her husband to be returned after he was eaten by a whale, along with her leg. Her wish is twisted and instead her husband, who is now a mayor of a blooming town within the whale’s stomach. He yearns to return to the whale, and their boat is guided continually back towards the whale via a goldfish sat nav at the front of the boat. Score 8
Wish 5
Broken Flask - The party arrive in a filthy mine and come upon a red-eyed, ageing tiefling Harley. He is convinced Nugh looks like his ex-wife. He wishes to find the largest diamond he can carry. The wish is not twisted directly and the party decided to honour the wish as is as the wish itself is flawed and would cause the summoner many issues. The roll fails and the diamond is given to Harley, with no consequences.Score 0
Wish 6
Heart-shaped Gem - The party arrives in a tiny jewellery store where the jeweller Edmund wishes only to have Margaret from the popular patisserie to notice him. The ring he was in the process of making was for her. The party chose to let Edmund think a wish was granted, relying on his confidence to get him through, and they would fulfil a wish for someone else. As soon as the party left the immediate area, they were transformed back to the Central Wish Station. Score 0
Wish 7
Necklace - Mercy Dream wishes for the party to grant her the ability to never be found or caught by the authorities. The twist roll is a success and she is granted the wish except now she is incorporeal and invisible, without the need to eat or drink ever again. Score 9
Wish 8
Grimoire - The party arrives in a large castle, sounds of howling and screaming reverberate the walls. The occupant, an ancient man with wild hair, Carac Redstream wishes to be able to dominate the world with zero consequences. The wish is twisted so that he can dominate without consequence however the information needed to dominate corrupted and broke his mind. He turns into a brain-dead person through the overwhelming knowledge. Score 10
Wish 9 
Lipstick - A deaf girl is found, longing to be accepted by a group of teens nearby. She communicates with Nugh telepathically and the party agrees to give the girl - Winifred - wishes for the world to understand her. The party, feeling her plight, gives her the ability that anything she chooses to publish will be received with critical acclaim. A successful roll and a score of 3
Wish 10
Teapot - The party arrives in a little backyard sitting area where a cute but older elf, long of ears sits. Sadie’s mother, Gianna sits. Anne/Sadie asks if her mother likes Hudson, her fiance. The Kittens let her know that any wish she made would be twisted, but it would be better if it wasn't a selfish wish. Thinking of her daughter, Gianna wished that Hudson would be able to communicate with Sadie so that they could get to know each other more. The Kittens twisted it so that Hudson's soul was also transported into Sadie's body. Gianna was unaware of the twist. Success with Score 7.
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