Interwebs-induced imbecility disorder

From the interwebs come all vile things
from the interwebs come all vile things 
from the interwebs come all vile things
it's called the internet you idiot.
no, it's called the Internet you imbecile.
Can we please just get to the point?
We? Why would I want to work with you too imbeciles?
Ugh!
Interwebs-induced imbecility disorder is a folk psychiatric term for the supposed mental illness that results from overexposure to the Internet. It affects over 90% of Americans and is a very powerful illness.