San-nakji

San-nakji is a dish from North Korea and South Korea. It is an octopus' tentacles that were chopped up and served... alive. Its tentacles are still functional, even after death, and only the bravest of Humans have tried, and will ever try, this dish. But worse, the tentacles can cling onto your throat, intestines, and what not, thus suffocating you, and you could possibly DIE.
The history of it we have so far is that, one day in 1½ BC, there was an immense flood. Some South Koreans because they are the only smart Koreans believed that it was because an outside force got angry because they didn't have seafood in their diet yet, so they made san-nakji and ate it. They were right, and the flood slowly turned into a normal, calm ocean. It was soon revealed that it was, in fact, Chuck Norris.
Some speculate that nuclear san-nakji is in the works by Hungry Kim Jong-un!
Category:Animals
Category:Fish
Category:Food
Category:Dangerous food
Category:Asia
Category:Korea
Category:Foreign Food
Category:Octopuses