Tabs: the incident

note:don't delete 
I love tabs. One day landfall made a new update. It said if you find the new units. It would make a machine. 
I opened it. I needed dinner the a sceen shot from the Xbox full version of the pirate queen came. Some weird text reading "play play play" and the pirate queen hit me with the meat.
"Hey!!" I said to myself. The pirate queen came out of the computer and ate the meat and said "after dinner play the game." Then when I went back after dinner. I tried finding them and I successfully did it. When I made the machine. it was a abomination. 
When it did play it had a Blackbox. Reading "you did it. Fight with the other boss units." Oh yeah the only unit i remember from this alien with a laser gun.
Then when the super peasant touched the machine every red unit died. There Where clothes of the sercert units everywhere. And they where fighting eachother. The Blackbox appeard saying "you've unlocked the green and yellow army. How dare you take of their clothes that's not nice." Then it gliched.
The thing it turned to was a dull room with the pre alpha units crying. There Where text reading "no clothes. No happiness." The chicken man and the man man where naked.
Then it glitched to a POKOPOKOPIKOTAN looking room. There was a black wobbler with no pupils. there where dead injured and naked units crying. When it ended. It showed a screen.
It was the pre alpha units in a cold butcher room. There Where dismembered units and there where text saying "you where a mistake."
Then I was possed as a boxer. There was that shadow wobbler from before. He had the clothes the boxer had except the boxing gloves. I defeated him.
Then it showed a screen with the units from the pre alpha dancing and it was very happy. And text saying "Your the best." In comic sans. Then it turned scary with text saying "you weren't." In a creepy font. The pre alpha units where obeyed Satan with a creepy pentagram and blood everywhere for some reason. It crashed and it deleted itself.
If you have a copy. Preserve it but don't show to the public.
The end
Category:Video games
Category:TABS