Skylanders Flash Shorts (Spoof)

Skylanders Halloween
Characters
Danny
Sebastian
Timon
Mushu
G
Tigger
Rainbow Dash
Grim
Baloo
Transcript
Danny:Ah,Another year,Another time to celebrate Halloween.
Sebastian:It's always fun to be a little scary! Scary,but fun!
Timon:The best part is that the Giants are not here to ruin it!
(Baloo fell into the house and is dizzy)
Danny:Another Halloween,we will spend cleaning after the Giants.
Sebastian:Takes us 5 Hours to finish!
Timon:Some happy Halloween!
Danny,Master of all elements he surveys.
Characters
Danny
Timon
Transcript
Timon:Danny,is it true that red and purple makes you the master of all elements you survey?
Danny:Well I do have Some Talents... (Shows Danny's talents for elements:
Magic:Pulling out a bunny from his hat,sawing a person and turning cards into a bird.
Earth:Searching Diamonds and Gems,The Biggest Sand Castle and Digging for Treasure.
Water:Fishing,Swimming and Surfing.
Fire:Cooking harburgers,Doing fire tricks and putting up the campire.
Tech:Playing Video Games,Using the Computer and Fixing Things.
Undead:Doing Shakesphere's Plays,Sorrowful Memorials and Halloween.
Air:Blowing balloons,Paper Airplanes and soaring with a glider.
and Life:Planting flowers,Mowing the Lawn and 1st Place on a big vegetable competition) (Cuts to Danny smiling then goes to Timon sarcastic)
Timon:And I'd thought people complaining that Danny's face was weird.
Skylanders Thanksgiving
Characters
Danny
Sebastian
Timon
Turkey
Indian Chief
Transcript
Danny:It's Thanksgiving! Bring out the Turkey!
Sebastian:Uh,One Problem Danny,the Turkey's missing!
Timon:Wait! I see it by the gate!
Danny:Well,don't just sit there like slots! Get em!
(The 3 chase the Turkey,go into a cave,then gets chased around the trees a la Scooby doo,then,the turkey finds a dead end and when Danny,Sebastian and Timon were about to get him...An Arrow appeared and killed the Turkey,then a man picks it up)
Sebastian:Great! Now we lost our dinner to a bunch of savages!
Timon:Actually,the correct term is Native American.
Danny:We probably should get out of here before he turns into his animality. (The 3 Escape)
Skylanders V.S. Doomsday (Spoof)
Characters
Danny
Sebastian
Timon
Basil
Sandy
Spike
Spongebob
Voltar
Aardvark
Taury
Tigger
Katniss
Baloo
Patrick
Agent P
Yogi Bear
Transcript
Basil:Uh,Tim,What's the day today?
Timon:December 21,2012.
Basil:December 21,2012?! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!
Sebastian:You're darn right,Basil. Reports of showing tidal waves everywhere!
Aardvark:Huge earthquakes are tearing the earth apart!
Tigger:A meteorite is coming! It once happened to my time 65,000,000 years ago!
Danny:Not if I can help it! Seb,You and the Water Skylanders sort out the Tsunamis! Aardvark,You and the Earth Skylanders cement the Earthquakes! Giants,Destroy the meteor before it hits Earth!
Baloo:Roger that,Danny! Then what are we waiting for,the next dinosaur extinction? Hup,hup,hup,hup,hup!
(It shows a tidal wave coming while Spike uses his slime,Sandy freezing the slime,Sebastian with a Freeze gun,Spongebob with his ice powers with his fists and Voltar scraping the ice on the back with his mace. The tidal wave comes to the Water Skylanders....And they froze it. A crack appears and Aardvark cements the crack from preventing the Earthquakes. Baloo,Agent P and Yogi Bear blasts off with a "Giant" Cannon and goes up to Space to destroy the meteor and then...BOOM! The meteor was destroyed and Baloo,Agent P and Yogi Bear fell and were dizzy)
Danny:The Earth is saved! Thanks to us!
Timon:Finally,now I don't have to worry about waiting for the Deadpool game coming soon.
New Year...of Fear.
Characters
Basil
Spyro
Sebastian
Timon
Transcript
Basil:Guys,have you seen my...Oh! (Scared and saw Danny,Sebastian and Timon Angry and he realized he found his potion,dranked by Danny,Sebastian and Timon) They've been to my lab again. Why does this always happen every new year?!
Sandy Dogs
Characters
Sandy
Timon
Spongebob
Transcript
Sandy:Hey Tim,Wanna try a Sandy Dog?
Timon:(Eats but spits out) These are the worst chili dogs EVAR!
Sandy:Chili Dogs?! Those are Sandy Dogs You're tasting!
Timon:You are Sick. (Walks away)
Spongebob:Man,What's his problem? I'll take a Chill Dog. (Eats it) Delicious!
Sandy Dogs! Eat Em' While They're Cold! Warning:This Product should only be consumed by ice creatures.
Mburpushu
Characters
Danny
Mushu
Transcript
Danny:(Walks in and turns on light to reveal a mountain of cola cola bottles and sees Mushu fine and has a big tummy) Mushy,how many bottles have you been drinking?
Mushu:Oh,just a few 1000. (Tummy rumbles)
Danny:I fear this day would come. (Puts mask and Mushu Burps so loudly,the earth shakes)
MUSHU!
Danny:Well,at least that's over.
Mushu:Actually,here comes Stage 2. (Farts loudly for a second the earth shook once more)
MUSHU!
Danny:At least I'm still aliv-(Coughs)
1000 SUBSCRIBERS ON SPOOF WIKI!!!!
Characters
Basil
Transcript
Basil:I wonder there's something special in Spoof Wiki recently.
(Spoof Wiki has 1000 Subscribers and dramatic music was heard while Basil was stunned and dumped his potion in amazement)
The ice-cream cake is a lie!
Characters
Danny
Phineas
Transcript
Danny:Finally,after 17 hours,35 minutes and 42 seconds,it is done! The 8-Flavoured Mega Ice Cream CAKE! Let's see here,Magic gets the Grape,Earth gets Chocolate,Water gets Blueberry,Fire gets Strawberry,Tech gets Orange ,Undead gets Vanilla,Air gets Pistachio,Life gets Mint...Oh,What the Hey! Any Skylander Can Choose any flavour he likes! Now I got to present it to my pals before it melts! (A munch is heard and he looks back) Or Worse. (Notices Phineas ate the whole ice cream cake)
Phineas:(Burps)
Danny:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dates
Characters
Danny
Sawyer
Couple
Transcript
(It shows a Couple celebrating Valentine's Day and shows Danny and Sawyer)
Sawyer:Hey,Danny! Wanna go for a Date?
Danny:Sorry,Babe. I've got no time for Dates.
Sawyer:(sad) Really?
Danny:Actually,I do have time for Dates.
Sawyer:(happy) Really?
Danny:Pass me the jar of Dates over there.
(Sawyer sees the jar of dates which she was asked to pass for)
Sawyer:Hmph. Men.
Campfire Craze
Characters
Danny
Timon
Transcript
Danny:This is how you make firewood. Naturally. (He uses 2 sticks to ignite a fire then uses water to give Timon a try) Now you try (Timon was getting the sticks,but instead he uses Danny's fire breath to make a fire,Danny writes a note to self) Note to self: Remove all powers before camping.
Friends for Sale
Characters
Timon
Twilight Sparkle
Katniss
Transcript
Timon: (picks up a bill) A Million Dollars? Luckily, I've been saving in the vault! (he opens the vault to see it's empty) Empty?! BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSSED TO PAY THAT AMOUNT OF MONEY AT THIS TIME?!? (he sees Twilight on the phone and Katniss washing the dishes, and he has an idea) So how much for the Victor and the unicorn? (the man finds 2 cents on his hand and bets to him, while Timon is angry) Cheap.
Never Anger Nature
Characters
Timon
Baloo
Transcript
Timon: Ah, great! The tree is blocking my sun-bathing! (he uses a chainsaw to cut the tree while Baloo gets angry at Timon when he was about to cut it) C'mon, Baloo! I was only trying to get a little sunshine! (Baloo picks him up to the top of the tree) It feels so itchy. (A bird drops by and appears in front of him...) Oh no.