Annoying Orange: Man of Peel/Transcript

*Title card:The following Preview is guaranteed to be annoying and should be watched by you so that you may giggle with delight
*Narrator: Faster than a speeding bullet...
*Speeding Bullet: Whoa, what was that?
*Narrator: More powerful than a locomotive...
*Locomotive Train: Check me out, dude. I'm so powerful. [His window trains got shattered] Well, this is embarrassing.
*Narrator: Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
*Pear: Look up in the sky! It's a bird!
*Squash: It's a plane.
*Marshmallow: It's the most magical rainbow ever!
::[Harp glissando]
*Pear: No, Marshmallow. NEXT to the rainbow.
*Marshmallow: Oh. It's Super Annoying Orange!
*Narrator: That's right. It's Super Annoying Orange, The Man of Peel, able to ruin ice water with heat-vision.
::[Orange zaps pear's ice water in his glass and laughs.]
*Pear: Hey! I was drinking that!
*Narrator: Able to ruin your hot cocoa with arctic breath.
::[Orange blows a cold wind to Marshmallow's Hot cocoa in the mug.]
*Marshmallow: [getting disappointed] Aww. I wanted to take a bath.
*Narrator: Able to motorboat so fast, he disappears.
*Grapefruit: Oh, where'd he go?
:[Orange fart on grapefruit and invisiblity fast.]
*Grapefruit: What the? Did he just teleport and fart on me?
*Narrator: Able to scream "nya-nya" so loud, it shakes the Earth.
*Orange: Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya...
::[Objects shattering]
::[Orange laughs]
*Marshmallow: Yay!
::[Electricity crackling]
*Pear: Why? Why would anybody give Orange these powers?
*Narrator: It's Super Annoying Orange, The Man of Peel!
*Orange: And don't you forget it or i'll fly off the handle! [laughs]
::[Orange zap the screen]
::[The screen explodes when episodes ends]
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