The Glove World Project

The Glove World Project is the fourteenth episode of Cult of Squid. It aired June 1st, 2019 and was written by Locknloaded23 and Purple133.
== Plot ==
In preparation for the inevitable war with the cult, the Feathered Friends try to turn Glove World into a new base.
== Transcript ==
(Episode starts with "previously, on cult of squid" which recaps what happened In the previous episode, Zomped, and it ends where Zomped left off.)
Elite 1: DON'T MOVE OR WE SHOOT!
Elite 2: WHAT HE SAID!
Spongebob: (holds hands in air) this is bad!
Plankton: ya think? 
Patrick: DON'T SHOOT! DON'T SHOOT!
(A bullet near-misses Patrick's arm)
Barnacle Boy: wait a minute, we got weapons, remember?
Plankton: (snaps) that's right! Everyone pull a weapon out!
(They all pull out a weapon)
Plankton: you freeze!
Elite 1: (holds hands in air) DON'T SHOO-
Elite 2: (slaps elite 1) pull yourself together, we can still win!
Noseward: ATTACK!
(fight scene, and the ff lose. Cut to the Krusty Krab where they are wounded and angry)
Plankton: i am so SICK of losing!
Spongebob: so am i! You know what? I think we're getting too predictable.
Plankton: what do you mean?
Spongebob: they know exactly where our base is and they know we don't have any training!
Patrick: well, what do you suggest?
Spongebob: maybe we should get a new base.
Plankton: Wait haven’t we been in this exact same spot three episodes in a row now? Like first new allies, then weapons, now a base.
Barnacle Boy: Whoa whoa whoa, let’s keep it to four standing walls please.
Spongebob: alright, Feathered friends, brainstorming time.
Mermaid Man: How about the mermalair?
Plankton: No, too obvious. Oh! Maybe we can use the chum bucke- no, wait, that got destroyed.
SpongeBob: How about my house? Or what’s left of it. When the cult attacked, it was left in ruins except for the basement.
Plankton: Once again, that’s too obvious. 
Patrick: (coughs) how about Glove World?
SpongeBob: (chuckles) seriously Patrick? We can’t set up an actual base there!
Plankton: yeah, since that place is most likely a wasteland.
Spongebob: hold on a second- brainstorm! Maybe we could rebuild the place into our new base!
Plankton: for a dimwit like yourself, that isnt an awful idea, i love it.
Patrick: Me too. Wait…
Mermaid Man: Well let’s waste no time, we should get to work!
(The Feathered Friends start the walk to Glove World)
Plankton: It’s probably a friggin’ dump by this point.
SpongeBob: Have faith that it isn’t, Plankton, we really need this!
Patrick: Yeah, we could have people shooting Cult soldiers down while riding roller coasters!
(Everyone stares at Patrick)
Barnacle Boy: That’s the best idea you’ve ever had, kid.
Patrick: what idea?
Plankton: of stinking course.
Spongebob: well, it looks like we've got our work cut out for us tonight, so let's get to work!
(montage of everyone rebuilding and setting up a base when Scooter, Fred, and Nancy show up)
SpongeBob: Guys! You actually survived?
Fred: Yeah, even though they broke MY LEG!
Plankton: Well that’s amazing, more people to help us build. How'd you find us here, anyway?
Fred: well, they left the cage open and we snuck out just as you were leaving.
Scooter: Can I make a surf shop?
Barnacle Boy: Why?
Mermaid Man: So he can surf of course!
Scooter: The old dude’s got the right idea.
Spongebob: Well, I guess we could.
Nancy: Well that’s cool.
Plankton: Wait it’s all well and good that you guys found us, but did you ever consider your “escape” may have been a plan to track you guys to our new base.
Scooter: AH it’s probably nothin’.
(Ten cult NINJAS show up)
Patrick: wait they have ninjas?!
Scooter: Oh yeah, forgot to mention that they trained a bunch of new types of soldiers. Ninjas, samurai, street fighters, motorcyclists, more.
Plankton: Well that’s mildly concerning.
(The ninjas observe the area and start running to tell Noseward where the new FF base is)
Cult Ninja 1: (into comm) Yes we found them, they left the Krusty Krab.
Cult Ninja 2: Guys let’s go.
SpongeBob: We can’t let them leave! Feathered friends ASSEMBLE!
Mermaid Man: Everyone grab a weapon to fight EVIL!
(Mermaid Man grabs a hammer, Barnacle Boy grabs a joystick, Patrick grabs a rusty bar, SpongeBob grabs a stuffed bear, Plankton grabs a steering wheel, Nancy grabs a plate, Fred grabs his own broken leg, and Scooter grabs his surfboard)
Cult Ninja 3: OH SHIT!
Mermaid Man: ATTACK!
(Mermaid Man throws the hammer at a ninja, knocking him to the ground)
Cult Ninja 4: OUCH!
(Barnacle Boy shoves the joystick right up Cult Ninja 4’s nose)
Cult Ninja 4: DOUBLE OUCH!
Plankton: Wait are we gonna kill these ninjas?
Fred: I don’t see a problem with it (snaps ninja’s neck and breaks another one’s arms with his leg)
Plankton: Alrighty!
(Plankton throws the steering wheel at a ninja sending him into a roller coaster ride without a belt)
SpongeBob: 3 down, 7 to go!
(Nancy shatters the plate on a ninja’s head as the ninja in the roller coaster runs him over; the ninja in the roller coaster then hits a loop)
Cult Ninja 5: GUYS WAIT I CAN’T HOLD ON!
(Ninja falls out of the roller coaster)
Nancy: Let’s go! I feel like an awful human person but okay!
SpongeBob: There’s still six left!
(Literally a shark jumps onto shore and drags a ninja into the water)
Cult Ninja 1: Guys let’s just get out of here before they kill us all!
Plankton: How about we don’t kill you and you don’t tell Noseward about our new base!
Cult Ninja 2: That sounds reasonable!
(The remaining ninjas scatter to all parts of the ocean never to be seen or heard from again)
SpongeBob: I’m surprised that worked!
Plankton: Yeah me too, especially because they could’ve just stepped on me!
Patrick: Well let’s keep building!
(Another building montage plays and ends when all of a sudden all of the lights at the park start to flicker on and off)
SpongeBob: What’s going on?
(The Flying Dutchman’s ship appears in the clouds)
Fred: Uh oh!
Plankton: Wait why is HE here?!
(The ship docks at the shore of Glove World, and The Flying Dutchman emerges)
The Flying Dutchman: I’m here to thank you for fighting against the cult. And now, I’m going to go take care of them (evil laugh)
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