Let's Get Political

Let's Get Political is the 55th episode of Wait Wut and the 15th episode of season three.
== Transcript ==
(The short opens at The Krusty Krab. Squidward is asleep at his station. Mr. Krabs exits his office and Squidward wakes up, startled.) 
Mr. Krabs: Who's ready for another Krusty Krew meeting? 
Squidward: Not m- 
(SpongeBob busts down the kitchen door, gleaming.) 
SpongeBob: (gasp) Another Krusty Krew meeting?! Man Mr. Krabs spoils us! 
Mr. Krabs: Now as we all know Christmas is fast approaching and we need to rake in the cash before we close for the holidays! 
Squidward: Since when did we close for the holidays? 
SpongeBob: Yeah! I'd hate to stop working just because it's Christmas! 
Mr. Krabs: It doesn't matter. The point- 
(Two people in business suits enter the restaurant. The customers gasp.) 
Executive 1: You Eugene Krabs? 
Mr. Krabs: (gasp) It's the Box Productions penguins! 
Executive 2: Penguins? Penguins?! Don't you dare call us or penguins! We could recast you in a heartbeat! 
Mr. Krabs: (starts sweating) Heh, sorry, won't happen again. Wh- wh- what are you doing here? 
Executive 1: Corporate has sent us here as we've realised that this show has been violating several policies after the last few weeks. 
SpongeBob: What?! But what has Wait Wut done to violate any policies? 
Squidward: I can think of over 50 reasons. 
Executive 2: It seems that there has been a lot of talk about the… C word. 
Mr. Krabs: What? But that word's not allowed on FANDOM! We- 
Executive 1: No, Eugene. We mean… (leans in a whispers) "Christmas". 
Mr. Krabs: What?! Christmas?! 
Executive 2: There he goes! He said it again! 
Mr. Krabs: But why the conch shell aren't we allowed to say "Christmas"! 
Executive 1: It's a Christian holiday and mentioning it is considered picking a political side which we do not want to force onto our viewers. 
(Pause. Mr. Krabs steams up.) 
Mr. Krabs: WHAT?!!!! That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day! Get a load of this, Mr. Squidward, they're saying we're not allowed to use the word "Christmas"! 
Squidward: I really don't care. 
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, phone the creator of the show! I want her on this! 
SpongeBob: You mean Jess? 
Executive 2: Oh no, she can't be on the show anymore either. The LGBTQ+ community is even more political. 
Mr. Krabs: But I know a thing or two about that! I was in the navy for goodness sake! 
Executive 1: Well then I suppose you better change your act or we'll show you the door. 
(The second executive holds the door open.) 
Executive 2: We're speaking literally and figuratively, if you can't tell our- 
Mr. Krabs: Why you little- 
Mr. Krabs: Why you little- 
(Mr. Krabs jumps into the executive and they start fighting.) 
SpongeBob: (gasp) Mr. Krabs! No! 
Executive 2: (gasping for air) You can't… fight people either. Violence is… even more political. 
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(Mr. Krabs lets go of the executive.) 
Mr. Krabs: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! What do you want us to do then? 
SpongeBob: I could go back to my shorts where murder sentient food! 
Executive 1: Yeah, about that, we've been getting a lot of complaints for the sentient food community about that. 
Mr. Krabs: Well then what? If we're not allowed to have any religion, or representation, or opinions, or violence, of anything, then what are we supposed to do with the show?! 
(Cut to a TV commercial.) 
Announcer: Coming up next it's "Wait What: Grammatically and Politically Correct Edition, But In a Way Actually Way Less Politically Correct Edition For Your Viewing Displeasure"! 
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