Sassy the Sasquatch

==Summary==
One of the main characters of The Big Lez Show, Sassy the Sasquatch is, as his name implies, an anthropomorphic Sasquatch, and Leslie Mackerel's best friend and neighbor. Constantly high or inebriated, Sassy is a laid-back individual and a slacker, always looking for fun or "skits" for he and his friends to do, including, but not limited to, reaching outside of existence, sending his friends into psychedelic stupors, shooting alien technology, flying UFOs to other planets, having festivals with other Sasquatches in the middle of nowhere, and creating alternate realities where the laws of physics don't apply.
Past all of his shenanigans and seeming forgetfulness, Sassy is a deeply spiritual and wise transcendent being, originating from a realm that would make a human-like being's head explode trying to comprehend (Implying he's more than just a garden-variety Sasquatch like Cecil, who is nothing like Sassy and his ilk). Easily able to travel between dimensions, time and reality, it can be assumed that he came to Lez's world seeking to increase people's awareness, helping them understand reality and themselves. To this end, he serves as a guru to Lez several times.
==Powers and Stats==
Tier: . Up to in the Imagination | At least 
Key: In the Box / Physical Form | Outside of the Box / True Form
Name: Sassy the Sasquatch
Origin: The Big Lez Show
Gender: Male, although likely Irrelevant.
Age: Unknown.
Classification: Alien Sasquatch, Transcendental Being.
Powers and Abilities:
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|-|In the Box=
Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Martial Arts, Weapon Mastery (Expert with all kinds of weaponry, specifically guns and explosives), Precognition (Knew about Norton's eventual demise in advance, stating that it was fated to happen one way or another), Cosmic Awareness, Clairvoyance, Dimensional Travel (Can travel through alternate dimensions and higher planes of reality both by himself and by smoking joints, having accidentally travelled from the first dimension to outside of the show by doing so), Magic, Perception Manipulation (His joint astrally brought Lez to outside of the Box), Smoke Manipulation, Nigh-Omniscience, Bilocation, Illusion Creation, Teleportation, Toon Force, 4th Wall Awareness (Demonstrated knowledge of his status as a fictional character, even referencing how him and Lez share the same voice actor), Time Travel (Travelled to the future alongside the other Sasquatches to get a DMT satellite from 2063), Extrasensory Perception, Sound Manipulation
|-|Outside of the Box=
All previous abilities on an immensely greater scale, with the addition of: Beyond-Dimensional Existence (Type 2), Reality Warping, Dream Manipulation, Matter Manipulation, Abstract Existence (Type 1), Plot Manipulation (Can manipulate and interact with The Box in which all of existence is drawn into, being able to "write the story" of someone's life within it and create whole realms that exist as extensions of him), Light Manipulation (Made the skies of his realm become split between day and night by a rainbow), Void Manipulation (Can manipulate the empty canvas of the The Box and draw stories over it without the need of a pencil), Madness Manipulation (Type 2. He and Donny stated that if Clarence were to be told where sasquatches come from, his head would explode), Subjective Reality, Sound Manipulation, Nonexistent Physiology (Type 2), Immortality (Types 5 and 9. Stated that he and Lez were "more than alive" while outside of the Box, and drew himself over its blank scape while standing further outside of it), Nonduality (Type 2; Stands outside of distinctions while in Mikroskoft Paint, as he implied that him and Lez were the same being in this realm), Shapeshifting, Metaphysics Manipulation (Can operate Microskoft Paint, the underlying framework in which the canvas of the Box and its contents are perceived and manipulated as fiction), Fate Manipulation, Soul Manipulation (Can enhance the energy of one's spirit form), Information Manipulation, Possibly Regeneration (High-Godly. Exists simultaneously outside and inside The Box in which all of reality is contained, and can draw himself into it, whilst having no physical form of his own), Physics Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation (Type 1)
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Attack Potency: Small Building level (Should be physically comparable to the likes of Lez, who exploded a garage when fighting against Norton and is capable of harming Cecil, who was unfazed by falling from a building and crashing through seven layers of concrete. Capable of easily dealing with Choomahs using firearms, blowing them apart with single shots). Up to Universe level+ with the Imagination (Can access a dimension of emptiness wherein time and space don't exist as concepts, and one can create anything they want, with the only limit being one's imagination. Created an entire universe while in the void, merging both himself and Lez into its fabric and making them become one with all of existence in the process) | At least Outerverse level (Exists outside of the Box, the canvas of nothingness in which all of The Big Lez Show is contained and drawn upon, with the narrative itself being comprised of an infinite number of higher dimensions, each existing as layers of reality that are increasingly more "real" than lower ones. Can manipulate "Microskoft Paint", a control panel beyond the Box in which it and its contents are perceived as nothing but fiction, being aware of his nature as a cartoon character and able to control the existence of the show from outside. Exists both inside and outside of the Box simultaneously, with its metafictional nature seemingly resulting in an infinite regress of fictional layers, which Sassy exists outside of in an even further layer of Paint, although the exact nature of the regression is left too unclear to say anything more concrete. Revealed himself to be the narrator of the whole series by the end of Choomah Island 3, perceiving it as being just a story in a book)
Speed: Unknown, likely Supersonic+. Can become Omnipresent with the Imagination (Merged his consciousness and that of Lez with an entire universe, becoming one with every aspect of it) | Omnipresent (Describes the realms he creates by manipulating Microskoft Paint as being a part of him, and is heavily implied to exist outside of duality and distinctions while in this state, referencing himself and Lez as being the same person multiple times)
Lifting Strength: Unknown. Up to Immeasurable with the Imagination | Immeasurable
Striking Strength: Small Building level | At least Outerverse level, possibly Outerverse level+
Durability: Small Building level (Comparable to the likes of Lez and Norton, who were nearly undamaged by the explosion of a garage, only receiving minor cuts and bruises. Completely unfazed by the explosion of his own SassM8, which covered a large area and pulverized nearby trees and Choomahs, only being slightly annoyed by it) | At least Outerverse level (Resides in a higher state of existence that regards all of reality and its infinite dimensions as nothing but fiction, which he can control and alter at will, existing both inside and outside of the Box)
Stamina: Infinite
Range: Standard Melee Range, up to Tens of Meters with Explosives. At least Outerversal with joints | At least Outerversal
Standard Equipment: Trippa Snippa, SassM8/GasM8, The PLAC-key, which gives him the ability to phase through space and time, Guitar
Intelligence: Nigh-Omniscient (Knows literally everyone in the universe and is familiar with an infinite number of dimensions. Is aware of the existence of a reality outside of his own and how to manipulate it to suit his ends)
Weaknesses: None notable
==Gallery==
File:Maxresdefault544534.jpg|Wadiyatalkinabeet
File:023233.jpg|Withdrawals after 20 mins of normalcy
File:Tumblr_p2yyd3cycw1x1wkhuo2_500.gif|"Aren't we all chasing the light, mate? Looking everywhere to find it. Everywhere but within."
File:Sassy_Universe.png|"Isn't it amazing what you are, deep down?"
File:Sassy_Universe_2.png|"You feelin' that oneness, mate?"
File:Sassy_Universe_3.png|"Well, the first letter in 'universe' is 'u', mate."
File:Realistic_sassy_the_sasquatch_by_pidgyedits-d9ulkre.jpg|"Cheers, mate, I made it."
==Notable Matchups==
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