Baby Mario

Baby Mario is an infant clone of Mario created by the Koopalings as a spy using Mario's pubes, a Baby they kidnapped, and Giant Poop Koopa's seed.
== History ==
Years before the age of war and famine, Bowser's Wife forced the Koopalings by threat of clopping to create something to appease Bowser. The plan was that it would make him stop peeing angrily on the carpet. Their idea was to create a clone of Mario in order to gather intel from his friends, so begrudgingly the Koopalings got to work. With help from Dr. Rabbit the team took a standard Baby and infused its DNA with Mario's pubes and Giant Poop Koopa's semen.
Just as Baby Mario was about to defrost, the UnPolice shut down the entire operation, taking Dr. Rabbit into custody and letting the Koopalings free because of how bad Giant Poop Koopa smelled. This left Baby Mario frozen for hundreds of years, until one day Bowser accidently knocked over his cloning vat while having a gay affair with Luigi in his Gay Bowser form. 
== Current Day ==
Bowser often utilizes Baby Mario as an asset in acquiring information, but refuses to actually be in the same room as him due to his constant smell and ugly face. This has left Giant Poop Koopa to play the role of his primary caretaker, training him in the ways of feces and peepee and vomit and all that good stuff. Baby Mario has been in very deadly situations, on one occasion almost being shot by Mario with a glock.
== Skills ==
* Deception 
* Can make men, women, or others lactate on command
* Poop Shrapnels 
* Infinite poop
* Ultrasonic farts
* Cries Ketamine
* Electric Pee (Inherited from Giant Poop Koopa)
* Can communicate with seagulls
* Vomits poop
Category:Chaotic evil guys
Category:Bad guys
Category:Mario
Category:Clones
Category: Unsafe for kids
Category:Respawnable guys
Category:Weirdos
Category:Bowser's minions
Category:Pooper
Category:Mario's
Category:Smelly things
Category:Babies