Bynthia Bokemon

Bynthia is your average young woman, who just so happens to be very delusional. She believes that she is the world’s most powerful wizard, but in all actuality, she is a regular mundie carrying a large sword. Should Bynthia ever realize the extent of her delusions, she will fall into a deep, inescapable depression. For the moment though, she is living life to its fullest, proclaiming her “all powerful majicks” to the world. Bynthia has no relation to Cynthia Vanderbelt.
== Powers ==
Bynthia THINKS she has magical powers. However, her actual abilities are (fairly) mundane. Her main mode of attack is her giant ass sword, which she believes is a magic wand. She uses it to slash enemies and the occasional tire.
She is also fairly physically strong. Bynthia is able to place others in a choke hold (if she ever rolls above a nat 1) and Naruto running long distances.
== Appearance ==
 Bynthia is tall. She has piercing red eyes and deep blue hair that she usually keeps in a large ponytail on the right side of her head. She has a lightly tan skin tone.
Her usual outfit consists of a red dress shirt, a black tie, and jorts. Her hair ties have two large, red beads attached to them. Her footwear of choice is a pair of neon orange crocks. However, if she is going to the beach, she will spice things up by wearing bright pink flip flops and white socks. 
== Destruction Bench Agreement ==
=== Episode 88 ===
Bynthia made her DBA debut in episode 88. She was going to be on the red team with Viktor and Inev (making a team of all “magic” users), before Brickbert decided to reshape the world in a random person’s image, thus throwing the entire world into chaos as everything became realistic. 
While driving to the hospital to confront the person behind this horrific change, Bynthia practiced good vehicle safety, buckling her seat belt before immediately slashing a passing car’s tires with her “wand”. A cop saw her do this and put out a warrant for her arrest. She later announced another vehicle as her nemesis, jumping on top the roof of a nearby car as she made her way over to it to (assumedly) attack it. However, her plan was cut short when Inev grabbed her and brought her back into the van.
In the hospital, the gang ran into Mark Dayton, who was there to visit his family members being treated for cancer. After a nurse announced that the elevator would only make one more run before being closed to guests, a battle ensued with the former Minnesota governor. During the fight Bynthia recognized Dayton as the person who bought the last sprinkle donut at Magic Dunkin Donuts. For this slight, she declared him her nemesis. Upon rolling a nat 1, she decided the best way to intimidate him would be to show him how she would choke him out by choking herself. Needless to say, it did not work. Thankfully, Viktor made it to the elevator, and Mark Dayton conceded, driving away with his ninja bodyguards.
== Trivia ==
* Bynthia’s O.G. design is a recolor of Cynthia from the video game “Pokemon”. This is because the idea for the character came from James making jokes while watching his girlfriend playing Pokemon Platinum, replacing everything Cynthia said with bad jokes and one-liners. 
* Prior to being brought into DBA, Bynthia was played in a one-shot run by Iris. Bynthia played a large role in this game due to her inability to read. 
* James takes great pleasure in torturing Iris with Bynthia's VERY GOOD original design.
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