Dirk Dinkum (Brit'N'Game Jamie)

Dirk Dinkum is a starter character in The Fighting Game of Everything.
==Bio==
Dirk Dinkum is a proud and selfish poacher from Australia who hunts for rare and endangered animals, and enjoys being a cruel, malicious bully, much to the disgust of his parents and his doctor, who threw him out after deeming him “somewhat maladjusted”. He will take any opportunity to make money with the aid of his abused minion Buckley, not caring about anyone but himself all the while. Especially as he is now in The Fighting Game of Everything, you should know he won’t go when you say “Go away!”
==Pros and Cons ==
===Pros===
*An easy, good choice for beginners
*Deals higher melee damage than the usual combatant
*Above average health
*Slightly above-average speed, albeit not enough to make him a lightning bruiser
===Cons===
*Most specials have cooldowns or limits
*Poor agility, despite his good speed
*One has one X-Factor
**...and it will be wasted if he misses the opponent
== Costumes==
Dirk has no other costumes besides the one shown in the infobox image.
== Throws==
FORWARD: Dirk pushes the opponent onto a bench from nowhere, and they slide to the end. He then vigorously jumps and lands onto the other side of the bench rear-first with enough intensity to launch the opponent upwards offscreen, before they plummet a good distance away from Dirk.
BACKWARD: Dirk shoves the opponent into a spinny chair that has conveniently appeared, spins it very fast with them on it for a second, and then grabs the top of the chair, making it stop still and throw the opponent out onto the other side of the stage.
==Specials ==
===Elephant===
Dirk looks behind him, jerks back in shock, and runs forward as a trumpeting elephant stampedes after him, both running off-screen. The elephant covers half of the stage’s height and rams into the opponent if they happen to be in its way, inflicting heavy damage and launching them into the wall. It is also nigh-impossible to stop due to its sheer mass - the only thing that can cancel it out is an X-Factor that spans the stage. After the elephant disappears, Dirk walks back onto the stage from the side opposite to where he took off. This attack cannot be chained and has a 3 second cooldown.
===Net Cannon===
Dirk arms himself with a cannon and fires a net at the opponent. How much distance it will cover depends on whether the light, medium or heavy button is pressed, and upon contact with the opponent will tie them up, grounding them and leaving them unable to move for a few seconds. Dirk can take this opportunity to lay down the punishment. However, the net can be blocked or simply avoided, and Dirk will need to wait 6 seconds before he can use it again.
===Banana Peel ===
Light button special. Dirk drops a banana peel on the ground in front of him. If the opponent accidentally steps into it, they will briefly slip and be stunned, and if they foolishly run into it, they will slide into the wall for some damage. The bananas additionally cancel any attempted ramming attacks if the opponent collides with them. Dirk can drop up to 3 bananas on the stage at a time, but for each banana peel used, he must wait 5 seconds to regain a new one. The banana peels disappear on their own after being untouched for 6 seconds.
====Trip You Up====
Medium button special that follows up the Banana Peel special. Dirk snaps both his fingers, which magically pushes the opponent further to the closest banana peel he has placed, making them more likely to slip. It cannot be chained.
==X-Factor==
=== Poaching Punishment===
A rope drops down onto the stage, and Dirk quickly grabs it before being lifted offscreen. A target circle appears on stage, and the player has 3 seconds to aim it at the opponent and press any attack button to activate it, or else it will activate automatically. A net from Dirk's cannon is shot at the opponent, bounding their limbs together, and if it successfully connects, a rope will drop and attach itself to the net. Dirk is revealed to be in a helicopter piloted by his secondary assistant Max, and commands "Max, drag them!" Max flies the plane horizontally at high speeds for 7 seconds, dragging the helpless opponent across the floor, kicking up dust and chipping away their health. The opponent will occasionally collide with rocks, trees, thorned bushes, and even a white lion (which brutally slashes the opponent), all for extra damage. After the 7 seconds are up, the opponent will be released in a heap on the floor and Dirk will drop back onto the stage. If the player fails to net the opponent, the X-Factor is wasted and Dirk will drop back to the stage, glaring at the player briefly.
==Player Objective==
===As Dirk===
WIP
===Against Dirk===
WIP
==Animations==
===Entrance ===
A jeep drives onto the stage, Buckley at the wheel. Dirk Dinkum, the passenger, glares at the opponent and steps out, slamming the door on Buckley and preparing to fight.
=== Stance===
Dirk holds his hands out menacingly, crouching down slightly and scowling at the opponent.
===Victory ===
Dirk points and laughs at his defeated opponent, Buckley alongside him, before the Australian poacher jumps back into the jeep, ready for his next destination.
=== Taunts===
# Dirk places a lollipop in his mouth, which he may or may not have stolen from a baby, and enjoys it.
#Dirk points and laughs.
#Dirk holds out a cellphone to contact Buckley during the fight, and the 2 get into an heated argument.
# Dirk plays with a basketball he definitely didn’t steal from a child.
===Time-Up Loss===
Dirk growls angrily at the opponent… only to switch his rage over to Buckley. Realising the trouble he’s in, Buckley quickly slams the accelerator on the jeep and drives away while Dirk gives chase.
==Quotes==
I’ll find that I won’t mind giving you a scrap! [Entrance]You should know I won’t go when you say “Go away!” [Win]If anyone’s gonna be rich and famous, it’s gonna be Dirk Dinkum! [Results]Trouble’s what I’m all about! [Activating X-Factor]Grrr… [Switched in]You’re about as useful as Buckley. [Tag in when an ally is defeated]Never mind about ‘em! This is about Dirk Dinkum! [Tag in when both allies are defeated]Get over here right now! [Calling assist]Make yourself useful instead! [After performing assist]Ah… you moron… [Defeated by a light attack]BUCKLEY! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! [Defeated by a heavy attack]
===Quotes to Specific Characters===
ENTRANCE QUOTESGrrr… I hate children… [vs Angry Kid, Bart Simpson, Jimmy Hopkins, Johnny Test or Liam/Loki]Who is this Saxton Hale bloke you’re talking about? [vs most of the TF2 mercs]Oh, I can be ruthless and dangerous as well, mate. [vs El Macho]You think you’re an abomination? Then you haven’t met me! [vs Jack Horner]Buckley, I’m about to bag the rarest species of penguin there is! [vs King Dedede]Here we are… the world’s last echidna. Let’s see him wrestle out of my net! [vs Knuckles]Back down, little girl. This "titan" will prove an amazing discovery! [vs Luz]You’re even more out of shape than that cat. This’ll be easy! [vs Nikocado Avocado, Peter Griffin or Wario]
VICTORY QUOTESI take joy in making little children you like cry! [vs Angry Kid, Bart Simpson, Jimmy Hopkins, Johnny Test or Liam/Loki]Australium, huh? I know where we’re making our next stop, Buckley. [vs most of the TF2 mercs]Buckley, our next stop is the “Master Emerald”. Make yourself useful and step on it! [vs Knuckles]Now that you’re out of the picture, I’m setting my eyes on all your treasure. [vs Wario]
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