Annoying Orange: The Fruitbowl/Transcript

(music playing)
Ham Williams, Jr.: Hey everybody! It's Ham Williams, Jr. here, and I wanna know, ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FRUITBALL!!
Orange: Woohoo! I guess nobody told him he was getting fired! (laughs)
Pear: Hello everybody, and welcome to the 46th annual Fruitbowl!
Orange: That's XLVI in Italian!
Pear: It's gonna be a heck of a matchup today as the New England Plantains take on the New York Gi-Apples. Let's check in with our lifeline on the sideline, Little Apple.
Orange: Hey, that's Midget Apple!
Midget Apple: That's right, Pear. We're just moments away from the kickoff, and the tension is so thin, you can cut it with a - knife!
(Orange and Pear scream)
Midget Apple: (laughs) Just kidding. The only thing with anything to worry about is this guy! Meet this year's fruitball. Oh sure, he looks fine now, but just wait until the game is o- woah! AH AH AHHHH!
Orange: Game on!
Midget Apple: (nausesouly screams) Ah! Guys, I'm not a ball! Ah ah!
Pear: Oh, that's gotta hurt.
Orange: Let's see the instant replay! (slow-motion kicking sounds) Talk about a foot in your mouth! (laughs)
Pear: Meanwhile, it's 3rd and 15 for the Gi-Apples.
Orange: Well Pear, it looks like they're gonna have to come up with something big!
Various members of the Gi-Apples: Hut hut hike!
Pear: He takes the snap.
Midget Apple: Put me down already! I'm not a fruit-woah-woahh-ahh! (cheering)
Pear: Interception!
Orange; Woah! And this is all a dream? (midget apple screaming)
Pear: And the interception is returned for a touchdown!
Midget Apple: Ahh!
Orange: Woah! Midget Apple just got planted! (laughs)
Pear: It's very hard to pass against the Plantains.
Orange: I'm not surprised. Midget Appple always comes up short! (laughs)
Pear: It's 4th and looong for the Gi-Apples. (players screaming) And they're going for it!
Gi-Apples Quarterback: Hike!
Pear: (midget apple screaming) Drops back to pass - oh it's a handoff!
Midget Apple: Ahhh!
Pear: And Midget Apple is loose!
Orange: Woah! It's a rumble for the fumble!
Midget Apple: Ahhhhh! Let's play touch! Ahhhhhh!
Pear: And the Plantains have it!
Orange: Woah! How do they have the energy to do that?!
Pear: Well, it looks like somebody's been drinking Zooom! The official beverage of Fruitbowl XLVI!
Orange: Everything's faster with Zoom!
Pear: That's right, Orange! In fact, this game is so fast, the first half is already over!
Orange: Wow!
Pear: It's time to check out the star of this year's halftime show, give it up for Marshmallow!
Marshmallow: Like a marshmallow! Woo! Hot and sweet inside! I'm a ma-aa-a-arshmallow, on a unicorn, watch me fly! Heheehee!
Ham Williams, Jr.: Someone want to tell me what unicorns have to do with fruitba- (Screams)
Princess Butterfly Kiss: Neigh!
Pear: Woah! Talk about a wardrobe malfunction!
Orange: Ugh! That sure wasn't kosher. (laughs)
Pear: And the second half is underway.
Midget Apple: Oh no, did I miss Madonna? (Yells as he gets kicked)
Orange: Whoa, Midget Apple sure got a kick out of that! (laughs)
(Fruitbowl players grunt)
Midget Apple: Oh no. Not again.
(Montage of Midget Apple being kicked/thrown around begins, him groaning all the while.)
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