Unexcitable Sara and Sam

This is a Storytime Tale about the two most boring kids on Earth.
== The Story ==
* Sara and Sam were never excited; if you told them great news, they'd say, "That's not exciting; that's boring." If you told them that a classic kids' TV program got a reboot, they'd reply, "That is unexciting." Sara and Sam were the most boring kids in the world.
* TBC