Korwin-Mikke: "I can't help but think Mr. Abott is a bit jealous."

THE GUARDIAN | Radical republican backbencher MP, Janusz Korwin-Mikke, has addressed the house in response to the allegations made by Mr. Abott.
Originally posted by Janusz Korwin-Mikke MP:
Mr. Speaker, I shall address you not because I must as imposed by politically-correct nonsense proposals made by the FCRP to dictate communication in this house, but simply because I can not look such a ridiculous little man like Mr. Abott in the eyes and not burst out in laughter. He claims that PRM is not fit to lead the Department of Education, merely because they did not elaborate on the subject during their campaign. As a new MP, I pride myself in having done some research on the subject of parliament and how the nation is governed before I came to Corrintrin, I suggest Mr. Abott does the same before he continues to embarass himself before his honourable peers. The individual pledges made by parties of the coalition are, as dictated by the formation process, turned into the joint Government position on what is known as the Government's Political Program. This program, which we have spent several days hammering out and negotiating on, is one that is universally known and agreed upon by the coalition members. Mr. Rumsfeld is an extremely competent man which we are glad to have at the helm of this department and who has vision and ambition for this country's education, as he has outlayed before the Chamber.
Considering all of this blatantly obvious information which any self-respecting individual should take into consideration before spewing non-sense and wasting valuable parliamentary time -- what could possible be the reason for all this whining and raging portrayed by the FCRP, and in particular, the honourable Mr. Abott? I can't help but think Mr. Abott is a bit jealous, that it is the Popular Republican Movement and not his joke of a party that sits at the steering wheel of this nation after it's first election. I can imagine Mr. Abott and his cronies really were looking forward to forcing UKIP into this non-sensical deliriously extreme right-wing coalition, I bet they were looking forward to it for months. Fortunately for the Falleen people, the radical beliefs of this party are nowhere near the upper echelons of governance nor are they seeming to come to fruition any time soon. Slashing the minimum wage? Failed. Imposing a decorum and making parliament into a teaparty? Failed. Quite frankly, I feel a bit of sympathy for Mr. Abott, I'd be pretty upset as well if my party turned out to be such an out-of-touch failure.
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