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Today's episode will be exclusively focused on housing.  As many of you know, I am in the architectural field in real life.  In the interest of this remaining a TL;DR instead of becoming an architectural discussion, I have been strapped to my chair, and connected by electrodes to a power outlet.  That way, if I am speaking too much about real life architecture, my handlers will electrocute me.  Let's get started....
 
Or let's not get started.  We begin with the mandatory few minutes silence for the dearly departed Frost.  Of course, I am watching this after the fact, not live.  The damn locker reps having to be contacted so that we can figure out whether to specify HDPE, phenolic, metal, or plastic laminate lockers.  I mean, they're not too close to the showers, and they're meant to be used by grown adults, but you still have to use a more durab-
 
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-.....Okay, let's start the stream.  DD begins by attempting to shoot us.  Apparently, her fingers are out of darts.  Careful, DD, you're in South California, that's a reason for the police to empty a few clips at you.  She is happy because she had fun on Sunday attending THAYDFEST 2!  We all had a great time.  DD and Tony give community shout outs to Black Dagger Society, Doom Kitty, and...  awwww, the Blazing Saddles didn't get a shout out?  How do you sadface in a TL:DR?
 
-Tony also mentions the 10 Day Free Trial!  In case someone wants to try the game before they buy it, the 10 Day Free Trial is there!  Tony also says he was on the street in Disney wearing his Wildstar shirt.  A random passerby asked about it.  The passerby asked if he played.  Tony said he did.  That's stretching the definition of "play" a bit....
 
-Tony mentions that they are doing house hopping.  He says they have decided to call it the "house hopping" episode.  Damnit, Tony, you missed a good reference there!  EVERY REFERENCE TO PARTYING AND HOUSES MUST MAKE USE OF THIS SONG!  It's the law.  Tony does ask DD whether she's drinking straight vodka.  Oh Tony.... wrong drink(s).
 
-Tony mentions their last stream on housing didn't go well, but returns the chompacabra hat full of names!  DD pulls a name from the hat and pulls... NO SHE DOESN'T!  Tony decides to visit Lucy Fur's house first, since she didn't get a good display on the last one.  Tony mentions he's become a full housing convert/addict.  I know how it is, Tony.  Prepare to kill MONTHS in your plot.  Tony logs in with his gang to see that DD is wearing green in the game.  Tony decided to wear his Green Bay gear to the stream.  I don't know Tony, all I see is yellow....  That's nicer than the anti-Pack jokes happening IN the stream, apparently.
 
-Tony logs in and displays Lucy Fur's desert cabin previously glossed over in the last stream, and thus glossed over twice over in my TL;DR.  Tony asks whether this is art deco.  No Tony.... no, art deco.  Art deco was a movement whose name is derived from a famous Le Corbusier dissertation, was popular in the decades preceding World War II, and is the kind of architecture you associate with Poirot, involving sweeping facades, simple yet bold formal design, visual styles going back to earlier Expressionist film works depicting the fut-
 
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-....DD says she was an architecture student in high school.  Why wasn't she hooked up to the power supply?  Tony shows off Lucy's home entertainment center, and is subsequently berated by his boss for profanity.  Apparently, the censors are in the stream, telling Tony what he can and can't say!  Well, Tony doesn't live by your rules!  He's on like, a completely different world, man!  He's living the dream!
 
-Tony says he's already been downstairs.... he wants to go upstairs.  We cue the sexy jazz music.  DD is told she's ruining the mood by mentioning Uma Thurman in Batman and Robin.  I disagree about Uma Thurman ruining the mood.  Oh yeah...
 
 
-DD apparently needs to have a word when their boss gets back to the office.  See, DD, reference the GOOD Uma Thurman movies.  Tony actually gets a good reference in on the one time his Arnold Schwarzenegger voice can tell people to chill and not be out of place.  Good job, Tony!  Then he goes and shows off her stuffed plushy collection.  Come on Tony, that's embarassing...  Oh, sorry, one of those was actually Lucy Fur...
 
-Tony tries to call DD out, saying she plays Exile.  However, DD mains a Dommie.  Someday, maybe DD can run around Domside and show off those houses.  Just sayin'...
 
-The next house belongs to.... Mayor Dasmoose, the Beloved Leader!  Tony and DD jumps to Moose's house.  Someone asks what anatomy exactly DD is drawing the names from.  DD decides to spread the chompacabra eagle on camera to demonstrate.  When they load in, they see a dilapidated town.  Lies!  This is the greatest city on Nexus!  All of Nexus wishes to be there and to steal their riches and is jealous of their cultural heritage!  The blasted facades are western propaganda!
 
-Mooseport Alley contains a plushie store.  As they wander around, they walk behind a corner and see someone dead.  Lies!  That man has gone to a re-education camp!  He is enjoying his work experience and learning to value his citizenship!
 
-They find the refuse collection area, or as it's called in Mooseport, The Greater Mooseport Refuse Collection And Cleansing Reeducation Center For The Moose Party of Mooseport Homage to Batman And Robin.  The ZTF gang begins trying to perform the challenge.  They seem to struggle to figure out they're supposed to be killing the things they release.  Tony assumes it just isn't working.  No, Tony, it's working.... you aren't.  You have to work for it, Tony, climb to the top and get them out of the telescoping eye at the top.  Of course, this isn't even for Tony.  This is for the benefit for everyone reading that wants to know.... and didn't manage to figure it out faster than Tony and DD.
 
-Tony decides to break from the group and wander.  DD then runs him over with her retroblade. It's true, in Mooseport, if you hit someone with your car, you hope you kill them.  If they die, you're not liable because there's no pedestrian right of way.  If you don't, you're liable for their medical bills.
 
-They go inside Mooseport's trippy bar.  There's a stage for live music.  DD is told to sing something and can't think of anything.  Try this!  Well, we can't do that.  So we get some strippers.  That usually helps.  And hey, one of them is dressed as Wonder Woman! ..... Oh, that's Doom Kitty.
 
-Tony wanders around the kitchen, then walks upstairs.  The room goes black and white...  Lewis Black was right.
 
-Tony asks DD to pull another name out of the hat and it's.... Nightengale Donne!  That's me!  That is the flying airship/support base/hangout built for the Blazing Saddles!  Tony remembers having been there, but can't remember being there or why.... No shout out again....  Well, at least someone loves us.
 
-I'll be honest, I feel somewhat weird having to comment on our own housing plot to any specific degree.  I'll just try to stay general and say that, if you want to see it yourself, it is public.  Visit the plot of Nightengale Donne.
 
-Tony visits the housing platform and jumps onto the melee platform, correctly deducing it's meant to teach you to stay in range.  He misses the firing range, though.  And the kitchen.  And the main bar at first.  And the garden, state rooms, and crew quarters.  And taco stand.  He'll be pissed about that.  DD sees the coffee bar on the gun deck and Tony does walk around the forecastle, though.  He incorrectly deduces that these weapons are for defense.  The railgun on the starboard bow is called the "Doorknocker" because we are masters of subtlety.
 
-DD enters the Flydeck.  She calls it a command center.  Close enough.  They begin to argue about who is truly in control, the Captain or the Helmsman.  This is a deep philosophical question that, truly, I think none of us are really prepared to answer.  Tony says, "Very well done, sir."  DD asks, "Sir?"  YES, DD!  SIR!  You call me SIR!
 
-Tony walks into the office, strewn with the items we have stolen from people who made it personal.  He loves it, because.... yeah, we're men and we like hanging manly shit on the walls.  Tony will later try to understand why he likes the room so much.  Keep it simple, Tony, we're simple creature.  Sometimes, you need a dessicated head on the wall to make you feel dangerous to other living things.  Even if you spent your day writing specifications for lockers.
 
-Tony also notes we have a very well stocked bar.  I think we can all agree, the most important part of any housing plot.  DD mentions she used to be a fabricator and wanted to build something like my wine rack.  Remember, DD, to make sure that if you're using it to store liquids, you're going to want to be careful with the plastic laminates.  If you get those wet, the water can build up behind any vertical laminate panel and de-laminate the surface from the sub-
 
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-.... You missed the pantry and the computer room, Tony!  Dude, I'll give you a tour!  We'll hang out!  Drink at our giant bar (one of them)!  Just... stop tricking me into talking about architecture.  Someone says the Packers suck.  Such trolling... we know that as long as it's a passing league, Aaron Rodgers will take them to the playoffs, even in their relatively tough division (though we'll see how good the Lions are now without Ndamukong Suh. ... I'll stop.
 
-They reach into the butt of doom and go to visit the housing plot of Icy Liliona (I hope I spelled that last name right).  Tony is immediately drawn to the landing pad so he can see the spaceship.  Sometimes, I wonder if he can tell the difference between built items and decor...
 
-Tony enters a grotto and says so.  He is instantly berated, but he is correct.  A grotto is generally built in a garden and is normally built near a water feature like a lake, but it is certainly a Mannerist grotto that you are in.  It is decorated by scultures, is a small artificial, yet built in an attempt to seem natural cave, has water within it to create a reflecting pool, this is a typical Mannerist, Stourhead-like grotto divorced from its adjoining wat-
 
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-Damnit.  Timetravel asks if Tony is going to fall apart in the last ten minutes as the stream falls apart around him.  Tony feels angry about that.  Little do they know.... STAY TUNED!
 
-Tony walks up an excellent staircase added around the house to display the roof of the spacious exile house on the plot (with another helipad on top).  Someone mentions that Tony is off his meds.  Tony mentions he is on a drug, it's called Charlie She-.... Advil.  Tony decides to give us a tip... which he is shot for.  All he asked for was quality toilet reading material that was entertaining, funny, and interesting.  This is all he's asking for, people!
 
 
-People are coming up with a name for Tony's show about toilet etiquette.  We settle on "Just The Tip" and.... SPIDER!  Yep, someone threw a spider puppet onto the stream.  I told you that'd pay off.  We will now see Tony cower in fear for the last ten minutes.  As Timetravel has predicted, so it shall come to pass....
 
-Tony is completely missing the awesomeness of this house, the upright TV in the stand, mirrored bar, we finally get him back for the toilet for a moment (because the toilet is nice).  They stop the house tour in the toilet, with Tony utterly defeated by the spider puppet.  Tony thinks this is the most people that have ever been in a toilet ever.  Obviously, Tony hasn't seen the giant packs women can visit the restroom in.  Or how nice some of them can be...  Some toilets you want to hang out in.
 
-Tony announces the winner of the video contest.  KGPHD's Protospiel trailer comes up first... without sound.  The sound again defeats Tony!  We also get SwordSwordSwordBird's Protostar trailer.  The contest winner was Kcisk's number one trailer entry for They Came From Fragment Zero.  Check them out on YouTube.
 
-Today's fanart is fantastic.  The first picture comes from Kaizokuni, and is an excellent Aurin shot.  We also get an Aurin stalker action shot from Ricochet.  Then, we finally get a knitted squirg hat from Nocturnal Muse!  I love knitted mind-drinking entities...  Send your fanart to fanart@wildstar-online.com, no matter what the hosts say it is.  I get to type it once a week... I know!
 
That's it, we're done.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get to sleep.  Tomorrow, I'll have to spend my day going through fire compartments.  We're breaking up the existing fire compartments so bad that we have to literally redraw them, which means changing a bunch of wall types and listing doors to be rated-
 
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-.... mgonslepnow.....	
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			EUUUW, NAKID AURIN!	
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