And That is How You Survive

And That is How You Survive is a cowboy song.
It will be composed and performed by the Futuristic Cowboys, the house band of Psonic.
==Lyrics==
===Original===
Aliens
Pistol (M1911 pistol shot), shotgun (Remington 870 shotgun shot), machine gun (M60 firing), sandbags (putting of sandbags), flamethrower (flamethrower sound effect) and so on
We prepared these things against the alien invasion
And that is how you survive.
Zombies
Samurai sword (ninja sword slashing), sub-machine gun (MP5 firing), assault rifle (M16 firing), grenade (M67 exploding), barricades (preparing of barricades) and a lot more
We prepared these things against the zombie apocalypse
And that is how you survive.
Robots
Machine pistol (MAC-10 firing), defenses (placing of barricades), heavy machine gun (heavy machine gun firing), grenade launcher (Milkor MGL blasting), laser gun (laser shot) and more
We prepared these things against the robot rebellion
And that is how you survive.
(Instrumental music plays)
Monsters
Magnum bullets (Desert Eagle shot), sniper rifle (Accuracy International AWM shot), Gatling gun (M134 Minigun firing), rocket launcher (LAW firing), Molotov cocktail (Molotov cocktail throwing and burning) and much more
We prepared these things against the monsters
And that is how you survive.
(Instrumental music plays)
Aliens, zombies, robots, monsters, cryptids, creepers, ghosts, vampires, beasts, skeletons, demons, cyborgs
Sword (sword slashing), pistol (M1911 pistol shot), shotgun (double-barreled shotgun shot), machine pistol (Uzi firing), sub-machine gun (MP5 firing), assault rifle (M16 firing), machine gun (M60 firing), heavy machine gun (heavy machine gun firing), Gatling gun (M134 Minigun firing), barricades (preparing of barricades), flamethrower (flamethrower sound effect), grenade (M67 exploding), rocket launcher (LAW firing), Magnum bullets (Desert Eagle shot) and some more
We prepared these things against the doomsday scenarios
And that is how you survive.
(Instrumental music plays)
We prepared these things against the doomsday scenarios
(Instrumental music stops)
And that is how you survive.
(Instrumental music resumes and plays)
Hey grab your guns and get the Hun out of them, if you don't want to drink whiskies, go ahead.
Enemies don't waste time half drunk, jump as a quick brown fox on a lazy wild dog. Just like a quick brown fox on a lazy wild dog.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. BE AWARE OF THEM!
Kick their asses off. Get away from them. Wear your hat on. Gear yourself up. Hitch the ride with the horse. Let's get rowdy. Keep on going goodly...
===Psonic X Touhou===
Aliens
Pistol (M1911 pistol shot), shotgun (Remington 870 shotgun shot), machine gun (M60 firing), sandbags (putting of sandbags), flamethrower (flamethrower sound effect) and so on
We prepared these things against the alien invasion
And that is how you survive.
Zombies
Samurai sword (ninja sword slashing), sub-machine gun (MP5 firing), assault rifle (M16 firing), grenade (M67 exploding), barricades (preparing of barricades) and a lot more
We prepared these things against the zombie apocalypse
And that is how you survive.
Robots
Machine pistol (MAC-10 firing), defenses (placing of barricades), heavy machine gun (heavy machine gun firing), grenade launcher (Milkor MGL blasting), laser gun (laser shot) and more
We prepared these things against the robot rebellion
And that is how you survive.
(Instrumental music plays)
Youkais
Crossbow (crossbow firing), sniper rifle (Accuracy International AWM shot), Gatling gun (M134 Minigun firing), rocket launcher (LAW firing), trinitrotoluene (explosion) and much more
We prepared these things against the Japanese monsters
And that is how you survive.
(Instrumental music plays)
Aliens, zombies, robots, youkais, cryptids, creepers, ghosts, vampires, beasts, skeletons, demons, cyborgs
Sword (sword slashing), pistol (M1911 pistol shot), shotgun (double-barreled shotgun shot), machine pistol (Uzi firing), sub-machine gun (MP5 firing), assault rifle (M16 firing), machine gun (M60 firing), heavy machine gun (heavy machine gun firing), Gatling gun (M134 Minigun firing), barricades (preparing of barricades), flamethrower (flamethrower sound effect), grenade (M67 exploding), rocket launcher (LAW firing), Magnum bullets (Desert Eagle shot) and some more
We prepared these things against the doomsday scenarios
And that is how you survive.
(Instrumental music plays)
We prepared these things against the doomsday scenarios
(Instrumental music stops)
And that is how you survive.
(Instrumental music resumes and plays)
Hey grab your guns and get the Hun out of them, if you don't want to drink whiskies, go ahead.
Enemies don't waste time half drunk, jump as a quick brown Kitsune on a lazy wild wolf. Just like a quick brown Kitsune on a lazy wild wolf.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. ROAD ROLLER!
Kick their asses off. Get away from them. Wear your hat on. Gear yourself up. Hitch the ride with the horse. Let's get rowdy. Keep on going goodly...
==In-game use==
===Con-Alien and Robotrode===
This song could be played on the jukebox.
==Inspiration==
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Category:Songs