Sonic Ü 2: The Ü Strikes Back

If you haven’t figured this out before, you should never look at unsuspecting dvds.
My encounter with one was a film called “Sonic Ü”.
Well, if you heard my story then you’ll know how this goes.
I was at a store and I found a dvd labeled “SONIC Ü 2: The Ü Strikes Back”. 
Holy shit, a sequel? If the original was bad enough, this was gonna be much worse!
Oh, and the cover. It had pink hands reaching out of a void in a purple background.
Well, I took the dvd home.
A piracy warning screen appeared with fucking Madness from the fnf tricky mod playing in the background. 
The paramount logo appeared, but some guy screaming painfully could be heard. I assumed it was someone being tortured, and the person's voice kept changing at different scales. The worst part is when it showed the full logo, the screams stopped, an ominous laugh could be heard, a distorted remix of the fucking trypophobia meme song started playing and King fucking Nixel from Mixels appeared and shot a rocket out of his mouth at the mountain. Then he ate the destroyed mountain and shat out the Sonic Ü 2 logo.
What the FUCK?! Paramount never fucking owned Mixels! 
The opening credits played, but the background looked fnf corruption style, with the pink and black ground and the purple sky and it faded to black. 
Then the movie showed, I’m not even kidding, FUCKING Xiibuss from MantisBoi. He was in a dark lair and animated in his original style. He looked through a telescope as he saw Sanjay and Craig from the show with the same name playing with their friends. 
Ok, I know that nick and paramount work together, but this was… weird. I mean, WHERE THE FUCK WERE THE SONIC SCENES IN THIS MOVIE?! 
“I now know who’s world just to fucking do shit to…” Xiibuss said, with his ominously raspy voice. “I must conquer it at fuckin’ once.” 
Then zim with a bazooka came and killed him. Then a bandit with a brown hoodie came. Then zim took of his mask and it was one of those upbeat monsters who is a SYNCEES! 
Then zim burned Xiibuss alive! Then zim took over the world but he got squished Monty python style! Then gir killed him. Then gir turned bloody. Then he said "hail bloody gir." I refused so I used acid vomit. I need a new TV!
After that. It finally showed sonic vomiting and tails and the others from the franchise all vomiting. Then it ended! That was the worst ending I ever saw.
Then I saw two portals and I got sick then it stopped.
THE END
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