Looney Tunes: Kangaroo Jack/Transcript

(The film shows the logos before the sun comes up and the scene opens with Down Under in Australia.)
Bugs Bunny: (voiceover) Australia, the Land Down Under. Home of the kangaroos, koalas, didgeridoos, Sydney, and celebrities. There are 20 million kangaroos. But there's just one who seems more elusive and clever than all the rest. (the camera zooms onto Jackie Legs) And his name is Kangaroo Jack.
(The title comes up: Looney Tunes: Kangaroo Jack as the scene flashes to Will Rogers State Beach in Burbank, California.)
Bugs Bunny: But our story doesn't begin in Australia. It begins 20 years ago, halfway around the world on a beach in Burbank.
Porky Pig: (stuttering) At first, they told me to lose the stutter, now they tell me I'm not funny. (sighs) It's a pain in the butt being (stutters) politically correct.
Speedy Gonzales: You're telling me.
Porky Pig: Hmm.
Fred Flintstone: What kind of performance do you call that? You made me sound like yabba dabba crazy!
John Goodman: I'm sorry you feel that way. I was just trying to be real to your character.
Fred Flintstone: If you, like, goof up on me in the sequel, I'm coming after ya!
Barney Rubble: Yeah, and my adopted son Bamm-Bamm will bonk you right in the head with a club!
Shaggy Rogers: What kind of performance do you call that? You made me sound like a total space cadet, man!
Matthew Lillard: I'm sorry you feel that way. I was just trying to be real to your character.
Shaggy Rogers: If you, like, goof up on me in the sequel, I'm coming after ya!
Scooby-Doo: Yeah, and I'll give you a Scooby Smack! (growls viciously)