Annoying Orange: Easy as Pi/Trivia

*A poster in the back of the room says "Say No to Drugs, say yes To Jumping!". This is Daneboe's catchphrase.
*There is another poster in the room, which is a black and white photo of George Washington, but with Orange's face on it.
*A list of Professor Pi's outcomes for each slice cut:
**First eye - Gains poor vision
**First-half of brain - Gains short-term memory loss
**Second-half of brain - Becomes dimwitted
**Second eye - Becomes completely blind
**Half part of mouth and tongue - Now only able to speak gibberish