Roky/Quotes

Roky dialogue.
==In Fortuna==
===Introduction===
*"We ventkids. No Mumsie-Dadsie for us. No biological kin, just our logical kin. This here's me logical-bro, Boon. He runs the Kubrodons, scores the parts. I run the Vent Pobbers, we make the boards. You buyin'? Need a plank? Once a cycle I got somethin' dog. Best prices, too, glinty. Mates rates, chek?" 
===Entering the Vent===
*"Ventkids got no folks so ventkids look after themselves. We can sort you with a dog board, no worries." 
*"Psst! Glinty! Need a plank? Parts? Talkin' primo K-drive bits. Get you ridin', kick it terminal out on the Vallis. Cheap, too." 
*"Checknah, glinty! All K-Drive bits we got legit! Now, you want expert parts and service, or you suckin' wind?" 
====If Equipped with Warframe====
*"Glinty, is that who I think it is? For real for real?" 
*"Oh, mate! Glinty brought the Waverider! I know she got Merulina, but if you ever want to try a regular board like one of mine... store's always open!" 
===Idle===
*"Klok it, we got a buyer. Howzit?" 
*Boon: "Fancy. Whatcha doin'? Got biz?" 
**Roky: "Pump the brakes, bro. This one's a buyer. Need a ride, friend? The Kubrodons and Vent Pobbers are at your service!" 
*Roky: "Hit the rail, movin' terminal, klokkit? Grinded for a lifetime offa that taxie loader. Vapor trail. Couldn't touch Roky." 
**Boon: "Skill don't mean nah lookin' like you dressed by mumsie. Get your crew decked, look the part. Ain't nobody respectin' a pack of fish-lookin' null-units." 
*Roky: "Glinty mucker wants in. I tells him: our family's logical, see? Your lot's biological. Mumsie. Dadsie. Luck a the draw. All coddled and swaddled. Mucker wouldn't last ten seconds in a vent." 
**Boon: "Bah-bah." 
***Roky: "Bah-bah-beh-beh." 
*Boon: "Problem is, see, people are too rich. Not enough to go 'round. That's why we're down this hole." 
**Roky: "Know how you stop someone gettin' too rich?" 
***Boon: "Drop 'em down a hole." 
*Roky: "Skill, bro. Every. Time." 
**Boon: "You could bigflip off an Orb Mother, come down flair and smilin', but it's aaaaall idiot shivers for the crowd you dress bad, sis." 
***Roky: "Win hard, and folks be dressin' bad by breakfast." 
*Boon: "Word is, Nef's gonna sweep the ducts. Now all the Ventkids saw merc-mercs for the job. They's a special unit." 
**Roky: "You're a special unit." 
***Boon: "Gonna net us all up, make us work deep deep down we ain't wily. Nef don't like no Ventkids, an' he don't like no skeg neither." 
*Roky: "Vent Pobbers got new digs. An old filtration chamber they don't use anymore! Moving our racks and gear in this cycle!" 
*Boon: "Skegging it up?" 
**Roky: "Yeah, it's square in the D-7 ventangle. Bang and bounce is dog. Keep the whole section up we will." 
*Roky: "Legs? All that rhymin'? You want that hangin' logical? How we get somethin' his size into a ventspace? With a mallet?" 
**Boon: "He's gettin' by hard, same as us. Ain't no self-pity in there, neither. Just grit. Scope it clean and you'll klokkit." 
===Greetings===
*"Howzit. Boards and bits, let you grind terminal. Check me wares." 
*"Howzit, glinty. You lookin' or what?" 
*"Look, we need dosh, you need a plank. You ride, we get fed, chekchek?" 
*"Howzit, glinty. Got a need?" 
===Farewells===
*"Bah-bah, be-be." 
*"Boon's crew, The Kubrodons, got a hand off a bunch of live gear for they get burned. Planks, drives, could be anythin'! Scope me in a few, chekchek?" 
*"Bye bye, glinty." 
===Browsing Wares===
===Purchasing Wares===
===Leaving Wares Without Purchasing===
*"Bah-bah-beh-beh." 
*"Checknah, glinty. Scope ya." 
*"Pfft. Yeh-no yeh-no cheknah. Glinty all flitty." 
===Leaving Wares After Purchasing===
*"Klok it. Lookin' dog Glinty." 
*"Bah-bah, scope me in a cycle! See what's new." 
*"Chekchek!" 
===Assembling K-Drive===
*"Can't help ya, glinty. Need somethin' to work with." 
*"Want me to bolt two canisters to a piece of siding, charge you fifty so you can make broom-broom noises? Need parts, glinty. Parts." 
*"Gonna need some bits and pieces, glinty. We live in the vents, not a relay." 
====While Idle====
*"I dunno, Boon. I think maybe they're havin' one of them, wotsit, flashbacks. Oi! Glinty! You in there?" 
*"Yeah, I know, but we need the credits." 
*"So, ah... you don't make a lot of snap decisions, I guess?" 
*"Still decinin'? Fair call, fair call. You don't want the balance to be off, or the plank to be flyin' out from under ya." 
*"Need any advice?" 
*"The combo of bits give the plank its personality. Kinda like gettin' married. Not that I ever will. Bachelor for life, me. Married to me art." 
====When choosing parts====
*"Ah, yeah. Okay. Sure." 
*"Hmm. Intriguing." 
*"Couldn't have picked better meself." 
====Constructing K-Drive====
*"Dog. In'she dog? Come on! A little appreciation, glinty." 
*"Someday, glinty, the System's gonna know my name – and you'll be able to say: 'I bought one a' the first Rides by Roky.'" 
*"Boon! Klokkit. This be terminal style, chek? Yeah? No?! Ah, go stick your head in one. This board'll make you a star, glinty. No mistake." 
===Donating K-Drive===
====If K-Drive is not max rank====
*"We'll take that board off your hands if it shows better than we got. Hmm, it don't." 
*"Board's too green, Glinty. Prove it terminal and I'll pass it on for sure." 
*"You're a primo mucker Glinty, and no mistake. But we need something dog to make the cut. This ain't it, yet." 
====Confirming====
*"You sure? She's primo this one. Nothing off the rack about her. Yea? Well, alright. Here's to you Glinty. Your level." 
*"Our crews lose boards all the time. Misadventure, confiscation, stairs. This will be handy!" 
*"You're logical Glinty. One of the family, thanks." 
===Browsing Daily Special===
*"Fell off the back of a loader. Wanna bargain, today's it." 
*"Parts freshly nicked by the Kubrodons - Boon's crew. Bashed this plank together meself, I did. One-of-a-kind, guaranteed." 
*"Boon's crew taxed the parts quiet-like, an' we Vent Pobbers bashed it together last cycle. Terminal ride. I'll gutterball the price n'all. Deal?" 
*"Boon's crew got air over a zap-fence to score this lot. Corpus maintenance crew gonna be comin' up short next cycle, but hey - we Vent Pobbers pass the savings on to you." 
====Browsing After Purchasing====
*"So here's the thing Glinty. Me's supply chain are a little stretched see? I get in whatever Boon's Kubrodons can lift when the Taxman ain't lookin'. You want something different? You gonna need to load me up with the parts. We Vent Pobbers only charge for labor and expertise. Like I told you, mate's rates." 
===Gilding K-Drive===
====If K-Drive is not max rank====
*"That board's boxed fresh, Glinty. You want gilding you gotta earn it." 
*"I earned my gildin'. Boon's earned his. You don't get yours till you get skin out there. Chek?" 
*"Not till that plank's taken a few knocks, Glinty. A lot of knocks." 
====Gilding====
*"There you go. Pinnacle. Sometimes if a plank something's special, I'd give her a name. How about you?" 
*"What she called then?" 
*"Primo. What do you reckon, do we give her a name?" 
====Naming K-Drive====
*"Nice. I don't get the reference, but that sounds real poetic." 
*"Aw, pretty. Okay, all done." 
*"Now get out there and give 'em hell. Tell 'em the Ventkids sent ya." 
====Skipping naming====
*"Alright, that works too. Okay, all done." 
*"You're the boss. All done." 
*"Chek that. The board with no name. And done." 
===Logical Exclusive Greetings===
====Reintroduction====
*"Boon. Boon! Get over here! It's our Outworlder buddy. How ya doin' Outworlder-buddy?" 
====General====
*"I scope you, Outworlder-buddy! Lookin' dog as always. What can the Vent Pobbers fit you with?" 
*"Hey, just in time. We were about to hit the Vallis, grind some off Nef's face. Ten points for the eyebrows. Need anything?" 
*"My kids don't go near that hunter-trapper Business cove. Not since Bobo. The Business moves in, starts talkin' cute and furry animals. Bobo thinks Biz is an easy mark. By the time Bobo's pulled his Kitgun Biz is handin' it back to him without the clip. Dunno what that old cove told Bobo, but Bobo ain't touched a gun since. We got no idea who that Biz mucker really is, an' we don't wanna know." 
*"Hey, you know that old cove Smokefinger? Me and the crew bang Skeg in the vents of a down-cycle, and he leaves us these wedged in the grills come up-cycle. Says it's sheet music. What's a sonata? Woss'e sayin'? Our clangin' ain't dog enough for his old receptors? Woss a Mandachord anyway?" 
*"Zuud's a bit lateral, in'she? We get calls some down-cycles, wantin' parts. It's Zuud, 'cept it ain't always her voice. Some other lady. Imagine if that was yer Mumsie. That was your biological, an' you just had to live with that. Pfeh, that's why me and Boon and the kids hang logical. Choose the kind of crazy we live with." 
*"Hey... erm... you klok Boon's keen on that Legs mucker? He says we should make Legs Logical. Part of our fam. I tell him he won't fit in the vents. He says Legs could just take his head off and we could lug him 'round. Jealous? Nah! Boon's me logical! That'd be weird. I jus'... he's me most logical fam. I got no other." 
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