SpongeBin Insults a Woman

SpongeBin Insults a Woman is the first episode of Sexist SpongeBob.
== Characters ==
* SpongeBin (debut)
* Woman (debut)
* Patracist (debut)
* SpongeBob (mentioned)
==Transcript==
Narrator: Ah, the sea. A wonderful place for many sea creatures to thrive. And also… some not-so wonderful ones.
(The camera zooms into a very average-looking crabapple house, and the door opens to reveal a very angry sponge)
Singer: Ohh, who lives with misogyny under the sea? SpongeBin Ihatewomen!
SpongeBin: I fucking hate women.
Singer: (not singing) You know my wife is a woman right?
SpongeBin: SHE SUCKS
Singer: (starts crying)
SpongeBin: Ah, what a womanless day. I think I deserve a treat at my favorite restaurant: the Krusty Krab. My cousin works there, and none of the employees are women so it's perfect.
(Bubble transition to SpongeBin walking towards the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBin: Nothing like a trip to the Krusty Krab.
(He then spots something inside the building)
SpongeBin: Is that what I think it is…? OH GOD THAT FISH HAS TITS, IT’S A WOMAN! Why would they let such a female inside of a building like this?
(He enters the Krusty Krab to get a better look. The woman is eating a salad.)
SpongeBin: A salad?! Only bitches eat that shit!
Woman: Excuse me?
SpongeBin: You heard me, FEMALE.
Woman: Is that supposed to be an insult?
SpongeBin: Yes. Females are known to be very bad. I hate them. And I must say, your shoes are looking very bad today.
Woman: These shoes are over a hundred dollars!
SpongeBin: And why the hell do you have tits? Fish don't have tits! Only women have those things!
Woman: I'm literally a woman.
SpongeBin: (makes a face of disgust) Gross! Get that shit outta here!
(A fat starfish then enters the Krusty Krab)
Patracist: Nothing like having lunch at the KKK- OH NO IT’S A FISH!
Woman: Why does everyone hate me today?
Patracist: People like you don't belong in this town!
SpongeBin: Yeah, especially women!
Woman: We literally gave birth to you!
SpongeBin: I don't care! The only place I should be seeing you in is the kitchen!
Woman: Just let me eat in peace!
Patracist: (racial slur)
SpongeBin: WHY ARE YOUR SHOULDERS EXPOSED?
Other woman: Because I can?
SpongeBin: Men are gonna go ham on you, and you'd be to blame!
Other woman: Do you live to be sexist or something?
SpongeBin: Why do you think my last name is Ihatewomen?
Woman: I can tell your family is a piece of work.
SpongeBin: And I can tell you're a piece of shit, XX chromosome bearer.
Woman: What about trans men then?
SpongeBin: They realize that we are indeed the superior sex and joined the good side. It's like Star Wars but real life, yo.
Woman: I can't even-
Patracist: And I can't even fathom that you'd show your face in public, (racist slur for fish)!
SpongeBin: Ooh, I've never heard that one before.
Woman: That's it, I'm at my breaking point. The next time I see you two is hopefully in court.
SpongeBin: Oh, I'm so scared, Karen!
Woman: My name is Alice.
SpongeBin: Such a female name, how disgusting!
Patracist: And also sounds like a name a fish would have!
Woman: Why do I even bother with you two? You guys just hate me because I exist.
SpongeBin: That's the entire issue!
Woman: Do you want me to just not exist or something?
SpongeBin: Yeah that'd be epic poggers moment.
(The woman decides to not exist anymore because logic)
SpongeBin: Score one for SpongeBin!
Patracist: Well, I best be off ordering a Krabby Patty. See you around, SpongeBin.
SpongeBin: Bye, buddy. And remember, kids, women are bad!
(He winks at the camera as the episode ends)
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