Rhuzlan muzlum

AT THE MOMENT not much is known about Rhuzlan Muzlan
(More information will be coming soon)
Here is what we do know:
Rhuzlan Is most known for his sightings in the streets of Detroit. However these sightings have started to occur all over the United States.
He is a bloodbrother of Muhammad Abnil Dingleton. Rhuzlan was recently signed as a long snapper for the Chicago Bears.
Sightings of Rhuzlan have often been associated with unsolved murders in the vicinity, suggesting that he may be a murderer or even a paranormal entity. The most scientifically-backed theory that has been created so far is the theory that he is a god of the shadows, and can switch between god and human form at will. This may explain why unsolved murders often follow a sighting of Cornelius, as he has the ability to blend back into the shadows without a trace. However, it is very rare that Rhuzlan has the urge to kill, so you, the reader, are most likely safe. Friends of Quandale Dingle say that they have met Cornelius, and Kodak White even stated that he is “a real one.” Additionally, Playboi Cardi commented on his interactions with Rhuzlan, saying that he “schliminlis SLATT ong y’allaintevenbouttdhtis.” Nobody besides the residents of O Block are able to decipher that statement, although Chief Beef says it is a “complement of the highest order.” However, being a demigod of the shadows, Cornelius occasionally has trouble controlling his godlike rage, thus explaining the missing bodies.
== Ritual Info ==
A man on the site "4chan" reported very specific steps of performing the Rhuzlan ritual. According to this man these steps include:
# Name a teddy bear Rhuzlan
# Enter a bathroom with this named teddy bear.
# Upon entering hold the teddy bear while saying "Rhuzlan big balls" In the mirror 3 times. and throw it to Cumpden, Kajikistan
After completing these steps the man reported missing and was never heard from again. This was not a one time incident in Kajikistan, many others have attempted this ritual and thee same outcome has come upon them. For now we have no idea what the ritual entails, but it is suspected that you are brought to a place similar to an alternate dimension and will be brutaly r*ped and assauled. (Completely just a theory.) If you want to figure out for yourself follow the steps but USE AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Updated theory as of 5/2/22 9:17 EST
-Rumors were started that the ritual's "Alternate Dimension" it takes you to is actually the Lean River. This is not since been confirmed, but is planning to be tested soon. It is difficult to test however, due to the fact nobody has been seen after completing the ritual.
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