Matthew Hearn

Matthew Hearn is a current first-floor Poliner who suffers from Beetus. He frequently catches Liam Peacock in compromising situations, such as trying to pay for a Metrobus with Belgian currency, and other strange Hearncounters . Because he is one of only two Poliners (along with Michael Maddox) to be commonly referred to by his last name, a moment of light hilarity was created when Liam saw a cashier at Sobeys with the word "Hearn," in extremely large font, tattooed on his arm. He is the world's greatest authority on hair metal.
==The Retearn of Hurn==
Hearn returned to 12 Polina Road in The Great Room Shuffle of 2010, when Peter Howell moved out, taking the same room his used to live in. Nothing has so far happened regarding the room's Beetus situation.