Crazysponge fights in the persian uzbek wars

crazysponge fights in the persian uzbek wars is the tenth and last episode of Season Two of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
[episode begins with card that says “1507” while showing the terrain of the middle east]
Ismali I: [talking to his army] Gentlemen, we have conquered Iran. But we are not done. 
Persian soldier: Why not, sir?
Ismali I: Because Muhammed Shaybani and the damn fool Uzbeks are trying to raid our precious Timurid Empire.
Persian soldier: WAIT! We need to bring out the secret weapon.
Ismali I: I mean… Uzbeks are so totally sexy and conquering… but do we really need to?
[shows a barrage of Uzbek soldiers spying on them from a bush]
Muhammed Shaybani: They’re going to do it. They’re going to try to stun us with the degeneracy of…
[Ismali I pulls off the cover to reveal a Persian CrazySponge in a cage]
Everyone: CRAZYSPONGE!
CrazySponge: HOOOOPLA!!!! also this version of me drives a White BMW.
Persian soldier: Hey wait… what was that noise… [looks over at the bushes to see the Uzbek army. They both shoot looks at each other, as the Uzbeks get up from behind the bushes and aim their guns at the Persians]
Uzbek soldier: We’ve got you right where we want you!
Persian soldier: Oh yeah? [take CrazySponge out of his cage, leading him to run out to the middle]
CrazySponge: I use… FORTNITE PORN ATTACK! [begins to jam his hand down] Wait… Fortnite didn’t exist in the 1500s… oh well! oooooooo
Muhammed Shaybani: NO! Too egregious for… [fucking dies]
Entire Uzbek army: OMG MUHAMMED SHAYBANI DIED OH GOD OH FUCK! 
CrazySponge: o...o…. O [busts a load all over the place] o
Uzbek soldier: [soaked with CrazySponge juices] This isn’t the purge CrazySponge! That’s it, we need the ultimate weapon. [blows a whistle, to which a huge, strong guy walks in the battle area]
???: Oh boy, do I get to kill CrazySponge to capture the Safavid Empire and further the Uzbek army? 
Islami I: NO! NOT UZBEKISDAN SULLIVAN!
Uzbekisdan Sullivan: Even in the 1500s, I own CrazySponge. [pulls out the ban hammer and then starts to swing at CrazySponge]
Entire Persian army: OMG CRAZYSPONGE DIED OH GOD OH FUCK! [the army themselves get hit by the hammer, as they all begin to run frantic. Islami I also gets hit]
Uzbek soldier: Hey, wait, I thought we were supposed to lose this war.
Uzbekisdan Sullivan: [looking behind while hitting people] Eh. Sometimes historical revisionism is good. Uzbekistan wins and CrazySponge dies again, it’s a win-win. 
[zoom in on a dead CrazySponge as the episode ends]
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