Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 26

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The 26th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features French King, Louis XVI, against his wife, "Madame Deficit" Marie Antoinette. It was released June 13th, 2013.
==Cast:==
Jacob S. as Louis XVI
Molly Brown as Marie Antoinette
==Lyrics:==
===LOUIS===
Time to unleash Total War at this brat I call my wife!
I'm putting you on lyrical trial for completely screwing up my life!
Pardon me madam, I think you're leaking onto your pad,
I'll get you so mad, you'll burst like those hemorrages you had!
You don't stand a chance against this tall glass of Bourbon,
'Cause you're more wrapped up in shit than Tipu Sulton's turban!
Ecoutez, and I'll give you a glimpse of true power,
Now get down on your knees, and suck my Eiffel Tower!
===MARIE===
You're nothing special, just number sixteen in a line of Louis's,
How about you get in the kitchen for a change, Ratatouille?
They executed you first, are you catching my drift?
I wish I had given you a guillotine chop for your wedding gift!
I'm the Killer Queen, and I'll make sure you die presto!
I'll unleash a Reign of Terror and spit a verbal Brunswick Mannifesto!
I knew from the moment that we had our first kiss,
That I wanted to stangle this bitch with a diamond necklace!
===LOUIS===
I died first because they were saving the bitchiest for last!
But who even cares anymore? That shit's in the past!
Hell, you should be thanking me, you're only famous 'cause we're married,
My rhymes will leave you buried in some random cemetary!
'Cause when you mess with me, that's what you're going to get,
I'll storm you harder than the Mastille and leave you soaking wet!
Dissing this so called "Great Princess," is easy I must confess,
'Cause I've got more material to use than there is on your dress!
===MARIE===
Oh please, you think you can cause me any harm?
You were so pudgy, you couldn't even fit in a Coat of Arms!
Thanks for ruining our government you gros salud!
I hope your fucking monarchy falls on you!
You should name your dick Napoleon, how 'bout that?
I'd let you eat cake, but you're already too damn fat!
All you need is love? HA! That's bullshit of course!
Screw you Louis, I want a divorce!
<poll>
Who Won?
Louis XVI
Marie Antoinette
</poll>
Category:Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History
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Category:Marie Antoinette
Category:Jacob S.
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