BONUS Bonanza/Transcript

* (The episode begins with an exterior shot of the clubhouse as we slowly zoom in. Then, we cut to the interior of the clubhouse where Big G and Coneboy sit near a TV set. The TV appears to have the words "NEWS FLASH" flashing in colors from blue to white, along with the background. We cut to the TV and the "NEWS FLASH" logo disappears to reveal Bobbie Tubevision in a TV studio.)
* Bobbie Tubevision: My name is Bobbie Tubevision, here with a news flash. A mysterious new CRiTORA has been spotted. (The scene cuts to Coneboy)
* Coneboy Golliday: I bet Bobbie's talking about [no name].
* Big G Miner: (to Coneboy) He probably is.
* Bobbie Tubevision: Say hello to- (The scene suddenly changes to static) Woah! (The scene cuts to Big G and Coneboy experiencing the static.)
* Big G Miner: Woah! What was that?
* Coneboy Golliday: I guess it might be another CRiTORA. (Someone knocks on the clubhouse's door.) I'll get the door! (Runs outside, then the scene cuts to outside and we now see Deskjet Chuckle, who apparently is the one who knocked on the door. Coneboy comes face-to-face with Deskjet in a battle setting.) Hello?
* Deskjet Chuckle: Heya, pal! I'm offerin' ya... (pulls out a red pogo stick) a brand new pogo stick!
* Coneboy Golliday: Sorry, I already have one at home.
* Deskjet Chuckle: No, wait! (takes out some Bittie Bots) You want some Bittie Bots?
* Big G Miner: (tries to join the battle) I'll buy it!
* Coneboy Golliday: No thanks. I don't collect those.
* Deskjet Chuckle: (pulls out some movie tickets) How about some Toxicity Theaters tickets?
* Big G Miner: I'll take-
* Coneboy Golliday: Eh.
* Deskjet Chuckle: Hey! (pulls out a miniature figurine replica of Coneboy) How about a mini you?
* Big G Miner: Do you have one that looks like me?
* Coneboy Golliday: Just leave!
* Deskjet Chuckle: But, wait! (pulls out a blue Moai statue) How about a giant Mr. Stonenose knows what is a seal? (Coneboy's attack becomes fully charged, grows boxing gloves from his hands and forcefully punches Deskjet out of sight, sending him flying. The battle ends.)
* Announcer: Deskjet Chuckle, defeated!
* Coneboy Golliday: (chuckles) That takes care of that!
* Big G Miner: I wanted to buy something from Deskjet. (Suddenly, Quirko appears.)
* Quirko: Today's your lucky day, Big G. (turns into a polygon) There's a huge sale going on at the BONUS Bazaar!
* Big G Miner: Oh hey, Quirko! I've heard about you a while back and... wait, did you say a sale was going on?
* Quirko: Yeppers! But, you better hurry up before everyone buys everything 'cause I told the entire Meetup District! (turns into a trumpet, plays the fanfare, then disappears.)
* Big G Miner: Sweet! I'll be shopping there as soon as possible! (Walks off)
* Coneboy Golliday: Guess I'll visit there as well. (shrugs) Heh. (The scene fades to black. Then, we fade to an unconscious Deskjet, who appears to have ended up in the alleyway. He gets up, then realizes that he is in the middle of an alleyway.)
* Deskjet Chuckle: Ah, great! This crummy place again. (A V-RT ViRUS appears and touches Deskjet, infecting him. It runs off.)
* V-RT: Rat! Rat!
* Deskjet Chuckle: Oh my spanglers! (The scene cuts to black as Deskjet screams. The scene fades to somewhere in the Meetup District. [no name] appears, then looks up. The scene, then, zooms out to reveal a big sign that reads "BONUS Bazaar". Here, we pan over to see various CRiTORA buying several things from certain shops. [no name] seems amazed.)
* [no name]: This is a peculiar place, and I like it! (notices some CRiTORA coming to the Bazaar, so he disappears out of sight. Upon arrival, Big G and Coneboy feel astonished of how packed it is.)
* Big G: Woah!
* Coneboy Golliday: This place is surely packed with CRiTORA! (The scene cuts to BONUS in his eponymous stand, waiting for customers to arrive. Hubert appears.)
* Hubert Shellson: Hey, BONUS. Whatcha got today?
* BONUS: Bonus! Bonus, bonus, bonus. Bonus! (pulls out a giant yellow couch with "BONUS" printed on it, much to Hubert's surprise.)
* Hubert Shellson: Cool! I'll take it! (he gives a Polygon to BONUS and buys the couch.)
* BONUS: (waves goodbye) Bonus! (he hears someone stomping over to his stand.)
* Coneboy Golliday: Hello there, BONUS!
* Big G Miner: (peaks from the right) Anything you got, today? (pulls out a light green bag filled with polygons that reads "Gerard's Life Savings") I have a lot of polygons with me! (Cut to a close-up shot of the bag. Then, BONUS proceeds to look through his stuff.)
* BONUS: Bo-bo-bo-bonus, Bo-bo-bo-bonus, Bo-bo-bo- (he stops, scratches his head, then opens his inventory to find out that he has sold all of his items out) Bonus! Bonus...
* Big G Miner: Dang it! (Disappointed, he walks out of the Bazaar.)
* Coneboy Golliday: Uh-oh! (catches up with Big G.)
* Big G Miner: Everything is sold out.
* Coneboy Golliday: Well, Quirko did warn us everyone was going to be there.
* Big G Miner: I know, but still. (Beeping sounds are heard as Big G and Coneboy look up in fright to realize that a now-infected Deskjet is heading to the Bazaar.)
* V-Deskjet: (glitched) Buy from me, buy from me, BUY FROM ME!!!
* Big G Miner: Oh no!
* Coneboy Golliday: Oh, golly! We gotta tell the others! (cut to Babs Glamorish, Erniejoe Freckler and several other CRiTORA out at the Bazaar. Then, they turn to Coneboy.) Everyone! There's a V-CRiTORA coming!
* Erniejoe Freckler: Ah, that'll sense a V-CRiTORA coming our way.
* Babs Glamorish: Same here, bestie.
* Coneboy Golliday: No, seriously! V-Deskjet is about to trash the Bazaar!
* Babs Glamorish: Whatever! I was told not to trust talking traffic cones or lemons that want me to like... buy stuff! (beeping sounds continue to be heard)
* Erniejoe Freckler: Well, Coneboy's right! He's coming! (A crowd of CRiTORA run out of the Bazaar, screaming as Alien X watches on.)
* Big G Miner: Let's hide before Deskjet infects us. (He and Coneboy scream as they run off to hide just before V-Deskjet appears at the Bazaar.)
* V-Deskjet: (pulls out a purple crooked pogo stick and then, a gray infected Moai statue) Who wants my pogo stick or my stone statue? (laughs maniacally, then BONUS arrives with two yellow boxing gloves, about to fight with V-Deskjet.)
* BONUS: Bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus!
* V-Deskjet: You wanna fight? Take that! (touches BONUS and sends him flying from offscreen, then comes back as V-BONUS.)
* V-BONUS: Sunob. Sunob. (Cut to Big G and Coneboy hiding behind a giant bush as they watch the two fight.)
* Coneboy Golliday: Oh no, they're both infected!
* Big G Miner: (gets an idea) I got an idea! You fight Deskjet and BONUS then I'll disinfect them. Sounds like a good idea?
* Coneboy Golliday: Sounds good. (Scene fades to black. A ViRUS logo appears at the center of the screen and fades to V-Deskjet and V-BONUS getting ready to fight in the same battle sequence from earlier.)
* Announcer: Ready? GO! (V-Deskjet whips his tentacle arm at V-BONUS, but misses. Then, V-BONUS opens his umbrellas and violently shoves V-Deskjet into one of the stands at the Bazaar.)
* Junior Sniffers: (takes out a wooden plank) Stay back, you! I got a wooden board in hand!
* V-Deskjet: Hey, that might come in handy.
* Junior Sniffers: Wh-what? (V-Deskjet takes the plank from Junior and uses it to smash V-BONUS to another stand, destroying it in the process. V-Deskjet laughs, then realizes V-BONUS wielding a bazooka. They charge at each other until Coneboy appears, all charged up and ready to attack, much to their surprise.)
* Coneboy Golliday: Ha ha ha! Got you both! (gains red boxing gloves and punches the infected CRiTORA into the air, then they land on a pillow.) Where did the pillow come from?
* Big G Miner: I don't know, but it's about the time these two get cured. (Sprays the DiSiNFECTiON Spray on Deskjet and BONUS.)
* Deskjet Chuckle: Gosh, darn it! One of those stupid ViRUSES infected me in the alleyway!
* Big G Miner: Sorry to hear that. I'm glad to see you two okay, though! I'm just wondering do you guys still have anything I could buy?
* Deskjet Chuckle: Well... I do have an extra large pogo stick for ya. (reveals a giant green pogo stick to Big G.)
* Big G Miner: Ah! I can't believe it!
* BONUS: Bonus, bonus, bonus! (takes out a yellow pogo stick with the word "BONUS" on its body. Coneboy looks at Big G, then turns to the two.)
* Coneboy Golliday: You know what? We'll take 'em!
* Deskjet Chuckle: Yeah!
* BONUS: Bonus! 
* Big G Miner: Awesome! 
* Coneboy Golliday: Let's bounce on home! (The scene fades to black, then to a nighttime scenery and pans down to some CRiTORA staying up. [no name] appears, then sees Big G, Coneboy, BONUS and Deskjet hopping on pogo sticks.) Hey, there's [no name]!
* [no name]: Oh no! (disappears)
* Coneboy Golliday: Gosh, darn it!
* Deskjet Chuckle: Wait, huh? That's, uh... you're new pal, right?
* Big G Miner: Correct! Let's bounce our way through CRiTOPiA to find that robot.
* BONUS: Bonus! (Quirko reappears as a pogo stick.)
* Quirko: Can I join the search?
* Coneboy Golliday: Sure, Quirko! The more, the merrier! (the boys bounce offscreen to search for [no name].)
* Quirko: (offscreen) Huzzah!
* (The scene cuts to inside a grocery store and [no name] appears, realizing that the store is new to him.)
* [no name]: Huh? This is a new and unfamiliar place.
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